4 "-^vit .1? V. \ .• > Vi • *■ ■ 1 ■ • . - ; — X-v- y •.■ ,- ^ ^ ;^:^ -v::Y ■■-* ' ^i^'*.-' .-%?^' .^ ■ ' ''sr:\.- '- "■ :• 't^''v'^'•■^■ \ .Goodall's Household Specialities. A ^iii^U Trial fliciUd from thonruko htr^ moi yet MtJ tkes* S/tntdul Pre/aratlen»» YORKSHIRE RELISH, The Most Delicious Snuce in the World, This cheap nnrl excellent Sauce niJ^kes the plainest viands pilatable, and the dainticbt dishes more delicious. I'o Chops, Steaks, Fish, &c., ii is incom- p:irAblit he would be much benefited by passing some months of his life away from his native volley ; and that an absence of a year LA mIiiib dauchb. 7 or two would teach liim to forget Marie, even if it did not teach Mario to forget Lim. And wo must say a word or two about this friend. At Vcmct ho was usually called M. lo Capitaino, though in fact ho had never reached that rank. Ho had been in the army, and having been wounded in the leg while still a sous-lieutenant, had been pensioned, and had thus been interdicted from treading nny I'urthcr the thorny path that leads to glory. For tho lust fifteen years ho had resided under the roof of Madamo Bauche, at first Qs a casual visitor, going and coming, but now for many years as constant there as she was herself. lie was so constantly called Lo Capitaino that his real nam© was seldom heard. It may however as well be known to us that this was Theodore Campan. Ho was a tall, well-looking man ; always dressed in black garments, oi a coartjo description cer- tainly, but scrupulously clean and well brushed; of perhaps fifty years of ago, and conspicuous for tho rigid uprightness of his back — and for a black wooden leg. This wooden log was perhaps the most remarkable trait in his character. It was always jet black, being painted, or polished, or japanned, as occasion might require, by tho hands of tho (■;i])itainc himself. It was longer than ordinary wooden legs, as indeed the capitaino was longer than ordinary men ; but never- theless it never seemed in any way to impede the rigid punctilious propriety of his movements. It was never in his way as wooden legs usually are in the way of their weavers. And then to render it more illustrious it had round its middle, round the calf of the leg we may so say, a band of bright brass which shone like burnished gold. It had been the capitaine''8 custom, now for some years past, to retire every evening at about seven o'clock into the sanctum sanctorum of Madame Bauche's habitiition, tho dark littlo private sitting-room in which she made out her bills and calculated her profits, and there regale himHclf in her presence — and indeed at her expense, for the kerns never appeared in the bill — with coffee and cognac. I have said that there was never eating or drinking at the establishment after the regular dinner-hours; but in so saying I spoke of the world at large, Nothing further was allowed in tho way of trade ; but in the way of friendship •0 much waH now-a-days always allowed to the capitaino. It was at these moments that Madamo Bauche discussed her private affairs, and asked for and received advice, for even ^ladame Bauche wu mortal | nor could her |jcen spcctaclef 8 TALES OF ALL COUNTRIKS. ifithoat other aid cany her through all the tronbles of life. It •was now five years since the world of Vemet di joovercd that La M^re Bauche was going to marry the capitaine, and for eighteen months the world of "Vemet had been full of thin matter : hut any amount of patience is at last exhausted, und as no fui-ther steps in that direction were ever taken beyond the daily cup of coffee, that subject died away — very much unheeded by La M^re Bauche. But she, though she thought of no matrimony for herself, thought much of matrimony for other people ; and over most of those cups of evening coffee and cognac a matrimonial project was discussed in these latter days. It has been seen that the capitaine pleaded in Marie's favour when the fury of Madame Bauche' s indignation broke forth ; and that ultimately Marie was kept at home, and Adolphe sent away by his advice. ** But Adolphe cannot always eiay away," Madame Bauche hac! pleaded in her difficulty. The truth of this the capitaine had admitted ; but Marie, he said, might be married to some one else before two years were over. And so the matter had commenced. But to whom should she be married ? To this question the capitaine had answered in perfect innocence of heart, that La Mere Bauche would be much better able to make such a choice than himself. Ho did not know how Marie might stand with regard to money. If madame would give some little ** dot," the affair, the capitaine thought, would be more easily arranged. All these things took months to say, during which period Marie went on with her work in melancholy listlessness. One comfort she had. Adolphe, before he went, had promised to her, holding in his hand as he did so a little crocs which she had given him, that no earthly consideration should sever them ; — that sooner or later he would certainly bo her husband. Marie felt that her limbs could not work nor her tongue speak were it not for this one drop of water in her cup. And then, deeply meditating, La M^re Bauche hit upon a plan, end herself communicated it to the capitaine over a second cup of coffee into which she poured a full teaspoonful more than the tisual allowance of cognac. AVhy should not he, the capitaine himself, be the man to marry Marie Clavert ? It was a very startling proposal, the idea of matrimony for himself never having as yet entered into the capitaine's head at any period of his life ; but La Mere Bauche did contrive to m»ko it no* altogether unacceptable. As to that matter cf dowiy lA M^RE BAucna 9 ilie was prepared to bo more than generous. She did love Mario well, and could find it in her heart to give her anything— any- thing except her son, her own Adolpho. What she proposed was this. Adolphe, himself, would never keep the baths. If the capitaine would take Marie for his wife, Marie, Madame Bauche declared, should be the mistress after her death ; subject of course to certain settlements as to Adolphe's pecuniary interests. The plan was discussed a thousand times, and at last so far brought to bear that Mario was made acquainted with it — having been called in to sit in presence with La Mere I3auche and her future proposed husband. The poor girl manifested no disgust to the stitf ungainly lover whom they assigned to her, — who through his whole frame was in appearance almost as wooden as his own leg. On the whole, indeed, Marie liked the capitaine, and felt that he was her friend ; and in her country such marriages were not uncommon. The capitaine was perhaps a little beyond the age at which a man might usually be thought justified in demand- ing the services of a young girl as his nurse and wife, but then Marie of herself had so little to give — except her youth, and beauty, and goodness. But yet she could not absolutely consent ; for was she not absolutely pledged to her own Adolphe ? And therefore, when the great pecuniary advantages were, one by one, displayed before her, and when La M^re Bauche, as a last argument, informed her that as wife of the capitaine she would be regarded as second mistress in the establishment and not as a servant, she could only burst out into tears, and say that she did not know. ** I will be very kind to you," said the capitaine ; *' as kind as ft man can be." Marie took his hard withered hand and kissed it ; and then looked up into his face with beseeching eyes which were not without avail upon his heaii;. *' We will not press her now," said the capitaine. *' There is time enough." But let his heart be touched ever so much, one thing was certain. It could not be permitted that she should many Adolphe. To that view of the matter he had given in his unre- stricted adhesion ; nor could he by any means withdraw it with- out losing altogether his poeiiion in the establishment of Madame Bauche. Kor indeed did his conscience tell him that such a maniage should bo permitted. That would be too much. If every prettpr girl were allowed to marry the first young man that might fall in lovo vntk her, what would the world come to ? 10 TALES OF ALL COUNTRIES. And it soon appeared tiiat there was not time cnoagli — that tho time was growing very scant. In thrco months Adolpho would bo back. And if everything was not arranged by that time, matters might still go astray. And then Madame Bauche asked her final question : *' You do not think, do you, that you can ever marry Adolpho ? " And as she asked it the accustomed terror of her green spectacles magni-' ficd itself tenfold. Mario could only answer by another burst of tears. The affair was at last settled among them, ^[arlo said that she would consent to marry tho capitaino when she should hear from Adolphc's own mouth that lie, Adolphe, loved her no longer. She declared with mnny tears that her vows and pledges prevented hev from promising more than this. It was not her fault, at any rate not now, that she loved her lover. It was not her fault- not now at least — that she was bound by these pledges. AVlicu she heard from his own mouth that he had discarded her, thea she would marry the capitaine — or indeed sacrifice herself in anj other way that La Mere Bauche might desire. What would any- thing signify then ? Madame Bauche's spectacles remained unmoved ; but not iicr heart. Marie, she told the capitaine, should be equal to herself in the establishment, when once she was entitled to bo called Madame Campan, and she should be to her quite as a daughter. She should have her cup of coffee eveiy evening, and dine at the big table, and wear a silk gown at church, and the servants should nil call her Madame ; a great career should be open to her, if she would only give up her foolish girlish childish love for Adolphe. And all these great promises were repeated to Mario by the capitaine. But nevertheless there was but one thing in tho world which in Marie's eyes was of t^ny value ; and that one thing was the heart of Adolpho Bauche. AVithout that she would be nothing ; with that, — with that assured, she could wait patiently till doomsday. Letters were written to Adolphe during all these eventful doings ; and a letter came from him saying that he greatly valued Marie's love, but that as it had been clearly proved to him that their marriage would be neither for her advantage, nor for his, he was willing to give it up. He consented to her marriage with the capitaine, and expressed his gratitude to his motlier for the pecuniary advantages which she had held out to him. Oh, Adolphe, Adolplie ! But, nlas, alas ! is not such the way of most men's hearts — aud of the hearts of some women ? LA M^RB BAUCnS. 11 Thi8 letter was read to Marie, but it had no more effect upon her than would havo had some dry legal document. In those days and in those places men and women did not depend much upon letters ; nor when they were written, was there expressed in them much of heart or of feeling. Marie would understand, as she was well aware, the glance of Adolphe's eye and the tone of Adolpho's voice ; she would perceive at once from them what her lover really meant, what he wished, what in the inncnnost comer of his heart ho really desired that she should do. But from that stifT constrained written document she could understand nothing. It was agreed therefore that Adolphe should return, and that she would accept her fate from his mouth. The capitainc, who knew more of human nature than poor Marie, felt tolerably sure of his bride. Adolphe, who had seen something of the world, would not care very much for the girl of his own valley. Money and pleasure, and some little position in the world, would soon wean him from his love ; and then Marie would accept her destiny — as other girls in the some position had done since the French world began. And now it was the evening before Adolphe's expected arrival. La Mere Bauche was discussing the matter with the eapitaine over the usual cup of coffee. Madame Bauche had of late become rather nervous on the matter, thinking that they had been some- what rash in acceding so much to Marie. It seemed to her that it was absolutely now left to the two young lovers to say whether or no they would havo each other or not. Now nothing on earth could bo further from Madame Bauche's intention than this. Her decree and resolve was to heap down blessings on all persons concerned — provided always that she could have her own way ; but, provided she did not havo her own way, to heap down,— anything but blessings. She had her code of morality in this matter. She would do good if possible to everybody around her. But she would not on any score be induced to consent that Adolphe should marry Marie Clavert. Should that be in the wind she would rid the house of Marie, of the eapitaine, and even of Adolphe himself. She had become therefore somewhat querulous, and self- opinionated in her discussions with her friend. " I don't know," she said on the evening in question ; ** I don't know. It may bo all right ; but if Adolphe turns against me, what are we to do then? " "Mire Bauche," said the eapitaine, sipping his coffee &iid pufianj^ o^t tl^e 9iaoke of his cigar, ** Adolphe will Dot turn 12 TALES OP ALL CWUNTRIESL against ns." It had been somewhat remarked by many that the capitaine was more at homo in the house, and somewhat freer in his manner of talking -svith Madame Bauche, since this matrimo- nial alliance had been on the tapis than he had ever been before, La M^re hei^elf observed it, and did not quite like it ; but how could she prevent it now ? AVTien the capitaine was once married she would make him know his place, in spite of all her promises to Marie. ** But if he says he likes the girl ?" continued Madame Bauche, ** My friend, you may be sure that he will say nothing of the kind. Ho has not been away two years without seeing girls as pretty as Marie. And then you have his letter." " That is nothing, capitaine ; he would eat his letter as quick as you would eat an omelet aux fines herbes." Kow the capitaine was especially quick over an omelet aux fines herbes. " And, Mere Bauche, you also have the purse ; he will know that he cannot eat that, except with your good will." '* Ah !" exclaimed Madame Bauche, " poor lad ! He has not a sous in the world unless I give it to him." But it did not seem that tliis reflection was in itself displeasing to her. ** Adolphe will now be a man of the world," continued the capitaine, " Ho will know that it docs not do to throw away everything for a pair of red lips. That is the foUv of a boy, and Adolplie will bo no longer a boy. Believe me, Mere Bauche, things will be right enough." ^ ** And then we shall have Marie sick and ill and half dying on our hands," said Madame Bauche. This was not flattering to the capitaine, and so he felt it. *' Perhaps so, perhaps not," he said. " But at any rate she will get over it. It is a malady which rarely kills young women— especially when another alliance awaits them." ** Bah !" said Madame Bauche ; and in saying that word she avenged herself for the too great liberty which the capitaine had lately taken. He shrugged his shoulders, took a pinch of snuff, and uninvited helped himself to a teaspoonful of cognac. Then the conference ended, and on the next morning before breakfast Adolphe Bauche arrived. On that morning poor Marie hardly knew how to bear herself. A month or two back, and even up to the last day or two, she had felt a sort of confidence that Adolphe would be true to her ; but the nearer came that fatal day the less strong was the confi- dence of the poor girl. She knew that those two long-headed, aged counsellors were plotting against her happiness, and she felt tA MilRE BAUCflB. 13 that Bhe could hardly dare hope for success with such terrible foes opposed to her. On the evening before the day Madamo Bauche had met her in the passages, and kissed her as she wished her good night. Marie knew little about sacrifices, but she felt that it was a sacrificial kiss. In those days a sort of diligence with the mails for Olette passed through Prades early in the moniing, and a conveyance was sent from Vemet to bring Adolphe to the baths. Never was prince or princess expected with more anxiety. Madame Bauche was up and dressed long before the hour, and was heard to say five several times that she was sure he would not come. The capitaine was out and on the high road, moving about with his wooden leg, as perpendicular as a lamp-post and almost as black. Marie also was up, but nobody had seen her. She was up and had been out about the place before any of them were stirring ; but now that the world was on the move she lay hidden like a hare in its form. And then the old char-^-banc clattered up to the door, and Adolphe jumped out of it into his mother's arms. He was fatter and fairer than she had last seen him, had a larger beard, was more fashionably clothed, and certainly looked more like a man. Marie also saw him out of her little window, and she thought that he looked like a god. "Was it probable, she said to herself, that one so godlike would still care for her ? The mc " er was delighted with her son, who rattled away quite at his ease. He shook hands very cordially with the capitaine — of whose intended alliance with his own sweetheart he had been informed, and then as he entered the house with his hand under his mother's arm, he asked one question about her. "And where is Marie?" said he. "Marie! oh upstairs; you shall see her after breakfast," said La Mere Bauche. And so they entered the house, and went in to breakfast among the guests. Everybody had heard something of the story, and they were all on the alert to see the young man whose love or want of love was considered to be of so much importance. " You will see that it will be all right," said the capitaine, carrying his head very high. " I think so, I think so," said La Mere Bauche, who, now that the capitaine was right, no longer desired to contradict him. " I know that it will be all right," said the capitaine. "I told you that Adolphe would return a man ; and he is a man. Look at him ; he doos not care this for Marie Clavcrt ;" and the U (ALBS Of Atti C0UNTBI£9* eapitaine, with much eloquence in Ws motion, pitclied OTor k neighbouring wall a small stone which he held in his hand. And then they all went to breakfast with many signs of out- ward joy. And not without some inward joy; for Madame JBaucho thought she saw that her son was cured of his loTO. In tho mean time Mario sat up stairs still afraid to show herself. ** Ho has corao," said a young girl, a servant in tho house, running up to tho door of Mario's room. <* Yes,'* said Mario ; ** I could see that ho has come." ^ *'And, oh, how beautiful ho is!/' said the girl, putting her hands together and looking up to tho ceiling. Mario in her heart of hearts wislicd that ho was not half so beautiful, as tlicn her chance of having him might bo gnnitcr. •' And tho com])auy are all talking to him as though ho were tho prt'ft't," Biiid tho girl. " Never miud who is talking to him," said Mario ; " go away, and leave me — you are wanted for your work." "Why before this was he not talking to her ? AVhy not, if he were really true to her? Alas, it began to fall upon her mind that ho would bo false ! And what then ? "What should she do then ? She sat still gloomily, thinking of that other spouse that had been pro- mised to her. As Bpccdily after breakfast as was possible Adoli)ho was invited to a conferonco in his mother's private room. She had much debated in her own mind whether tho eapitaine should bo invited to this conference or no. For many reasons she would havo wished to exclude him. She did not like to teach her son that she was unable t^ manage her own affairs, and she would havo been 'well pleased to make tho eapitaine understand that his assistance was not absolutely necessary to her. But then sho had an inward fear tliat her green spectacles would not now bo QM clUcaeious on Adolphe, as they had onco been, in old days, before ho had seen tho world and become a man. It might bo necessary that her son, being a man, should bo opposed by a man. So the eapitaine was invited to tho conference. "What took place thero need not bo described at length. The three were closeted for two hours, at tho end of which time they came forth togithor. Tho countenance of Matlamo Baueho was serene and comfoiiable ; lier liopes of ultimate siiccess ran lugher than ever. 'Iho face of tho eapitaine was masked, as uro always tho faces of great diplomatists; ho walked placid and upright, raising his wooden leg with an ease and skill that was absolutely marvellous* But poor Adolphe's brow was clouded. lA M^RB BAUOnB« 15 Yea, poor Adolphe ! for ho waa poor in spirit. Ho had pledged himself to give up Marie, and to accept tho liberal allowance which his mother tendered him ; but it remained for him now to communicate these ti. 18 TALES OP All dOtJKTRIEfl. " I t«ll yoti what it is, Marie," said Adolpbe at last, dropping her hand and making a gjcat eflfort to get through the work before him. " I am afraid we two huve been very foolish. Don't you think wo have now ? It seems quite clear that wo can never get ourselves married. Don't you see it in that light ?" Marie's head turned round and round with her, but she was not of tho fainting order. She took three steps backwards and. leant against tho wall of the cave. She also was trying to think- how she might best fight her battle. AVas there no chance for her ? Could no eloquence, no love prevail ? On her own beauty she counted but little ; but might not prayers do something, and a reference to those old vows which had been bo fre{|uent, so eager, so sokmnly pledged between them ? ** Never get ourselves married ! " she said, repeating his words. •* Never, Adolphe ? Can we never be married *?" ** Upon my word, my dear girl, I fear not. You see my mother is so dead against it." " But we could wait ; could wo not ?" ** Ah, but that's just it, Marie. We cannot wait. "W^e must decide now, — to-day. You see I can do nothing without money from her — and as for you, you see she won't even let you stay iu the house unless you marry old Campan at once. Ue's a very good sort of fellow though, old as he is. And if you do marry him, "Nvhy you see you'll stay here, and have it all your own way in everjlhing. As for me, I shall come and see you all from time to time, and shall be able to push my way as I ought to do.'* " Then, Adolphe, you wish me to marry the capitaine?" ** Upon my honour I think it is tho best thing you can do ; I do indeed." «*0h, Adolphe!" ** AVhat can I do for you, you kno.w? Suppose I was to go down to my mother and tell her that I had decided to keep you myself, what would come of it ? Look at it in that light, Marie." " She could not turn you out — you her own son !" " But she would turn you out ; and deuced quick, too, I can assure you of that ; I can, upon my honour." ** I should not care that," and she made a motion with her hand to show how indifferent she would be to such treatment as regarded herself. *• Not that — ; if I still had the promise of your love." " But what would you do ?" ** I would work. There are other houses beside that one," and «he pointed to the slate roof of tho Buuche establishment. LA MDrB BAU0H16. 19 " And for me — I should not have a penny in the world," said the young man. She came up to him and took his right hand between both of hers and pressed it warmly, oh, so warmly. ** You would have my love," said she; ** my deepest, warmest, best heart's love. I should want nothing more, nothing on earth, if I could still have yours." And she leaned against his shoulder and looked with all ner eyes into his face. "But, Marie, that's nonsense, you know." '*Ko, Adolphe, it is not nonsense. Do not let them teach you so. What docs love mean, if it does not mean that ? Oh, Adolphe, you do love me, you do love me, you do love me?" ** Yes ; — I love you," he said slowly ; — as though he would not have said it, if he could have helped it. And then his arm crept slowly round her waist, as though in that also he could not help himself. *• And do not I love you?" said the passionate girl. " Oh, I do, so denrly ; with all my heart, with all my soul. Adolphe, I BO love you, that I cannot give you up. Have I not sworn to be yours ; sworn, sworn a thousand times ? How can I marry that man ! Oh Adolphe, how can you wish that I should marry him ?" And she clung to him, and looked at him, and besought him with her eyes. *•! shouldn't wish it ; — only — " and then he paused. It was hard to tell her that he was willing to sacrifice her to the old man because he wanted money from his mother. "Only what! But, Adolphe, do not wish it at all! Have you not sworn that I should be your wife ? Look here, look at this;'* and she brought out from her bosom a little charm that he had given her in return for that cross. " Did you not kis,3 that when you swore before the figure of the Virgin that I should be your wife ? And do you noo remember that I feared to swear too, because your mother was so angry ; and then you made me ? After that, Adolphe ! Oh, Adolphe ! Tell me that I may have some hope. I will wait ; oh, I will wait so patiently." He turned himself away from her and walked backwards and forwards imeasily through the grotto. He did love her ; — ^love her as such men do love sweet, pretty girls. The warmth of her hand, the affection of her touch, the pure bright passion of her tear-laden eye had re-awakened what power of love there was within him. But what was he to do ? Even if he were willing to give up the immediate golden hopes which his mother held out to himi how was he to begin, and then how cany out this wozk o2 20 TALES OF ALL COtJNTKIKS. of self-devotion ? Mario would be turned away, and he would bo left a victim in the hands of his mother, and of that BtijBT, wooden-legged militaire ; — a penniless victim, left to mope about the place without a grain of influence or a morsel of pleasiire. ** But what can we do ?'* he exclaimed again, as he once more met Marie's searching eye. "AVe can be true and honest, and wo can wait," she said, coming close up to him and taking hold of his arm. ** I do not frar it ; and she is not my mother, Adolphe. You need not fear your own mother." **Fear! no, of course I don't fear. But I don't see how the very devil we can manage it." *' Will you let mo tell Lor that I will not marry the capitaine ; that I will not give up your promises ; and then I am ready to leave the house '? " *' It would do no good." **It would do every good, Adolphe, if I had your promised word once more ; if I could hear from your own voice one more tone of love. Do you not remember this place ? It was hero that you forced me to say that I loved you. It is here also that you will tell me that I have been deceived." ** It is not I that would deceive you," he said. " I wonder that you should be so hard upon me. God knows that I have trouble enough." " Well, if I am a trouble to you, bo it so. Be it as you wish," and she leaned back against the wall of the rock, and crossing her arms upon her breast looked away from him and fixed her eyes upon the sharp granite peaks of Canigou. He again betook himself to walk backwards and forwards througli the cave. He had quite enough of love for her to mako him wish to marry her ; quite enough now, at this moment, to make the idea of her marriage with the capitaine very distasteful to him ; enough probably to make him become a decently good husband to her, should fate enable him to marry her ; but not enough to enable hira to support all the punishment which would be the sure effects of his mother's displeasure. Besides, ho had promised his mother that he would give up Marie ; — had entirely given in his adliesion to that plan of the marriage with tho capitaine. He had owned that the path of life as marked out for him by his mother was the one which it behoved him, as a man, to follow. It was tliis view of his duties as a man which had been specially urged on hira with all the capitaine's eloquence. And old Campaa had entirely succeeded. It is so easy to get tho LA M^RB BAUCHE, 21 Msent of such young men, so weak in mind and so weak in pocket, when the arguments are backed by a promise of two thousand francs a year. '* I'll tell you what I'll do," at last he said. " I'll get my mother by herself, and will ask her to let the matter remain as it is for the present." '*2s"ot if it be a trouble, M. Adolphe;" and the proud girl still held her hands upon her bosom, and still looked towards the mountain. ** You know what I mean. Mane. You can understand how ehc and the capitaine are worrying me." ** But toll me, Adolphe, do you love me ? " " You know I love you, only — '* " And you will not give me up ? " ** I will ask my mother. I wiU try and make her yield." Marie could not feel that she received much confidence from her lover's promise ; but still, even that, weak and unsteady aa it was, even that was better than absolute fixed rejection. So she thanked him, promised him with tears in her eyes that she would always, always be faithful to him, and then bade him go down to the house. She would foUow, she said, as soon as hia passing had ceased to be observed. Then she looked at him as though she expected some sign of renewed love. But no such sign was vouchsafed to her. Now that she thirsted for the touch of his lip upon her cheek, it was denied to her. He did as she bade him ; he went down, slowly loitering, by himself ; and in about half an hour she followed him, and unobserved crept to her chamber. Again we will pass over what took place between the mother and the son ; but late in that evening, after the guests had gone to bed, Marie received a message, desiring her to wait on Madamo Bauche in a small salon which looked out from one end of the house, it was intended as a private sitting-room should any special stranger arrive who required such accommodation, and therefore was but seldom used. Here she found La Mere Bauche sitting in an arm-chair behind a small table on which stood t;A o candles ; and on a sofa against the wall sat Adolphe. The ca'pi« taine was not in the room. " Shut the door, Marie, and come in and sit down," said Madame Bauche. It was easy to understand from the tone of her voice that she was angry and stem, in an unbending mood, and resolved to carry out to the very letter all the threats con- veyed by those terrible spectaolet. 2^ TALES Oy ALL C0UKTRIE8, Mario did as she was bid. Sho closed the door aiid sat doim on the chair that was neaiest to her. ** Marie/' said La M^ro Bauche — and the Yoico sounded fierce in the poor girl's ears, and an angry fire glimmered through the green glasses — ** what is all this about that I hear? Do yon dare to say that you hold my son bound to marry you ? " And tlien the august mother paused for an answer. But Mario hftd no answer to give. See looked snppliantly towards her lover, as though beseeching him to carry on the fight for her. liut if she could not do battle for herself, certainly ho could not do it for licr. >Vhat little amount of fighting ho had had in him, had been thoroughly vanquished before her arrival. ** I will have an answer, and that immediately," said Madame Bauche. ** I am not going to bo betrayed into ignominy and disgrace by the object of my own charity. "Who picked you out of the gutter, miss, and brought you up and fed you, when you would otherwise have gone to tae foundling ? And this is your gratitude for it all ? You are not sutisfiud with being fed and clothed and cherished by me, but you must rob mo of my eon ! Know this then, Adolpho shall never marry a child of charity such as you arc." Marie sat still, stunned by the harshness of these words. La Mere Bauche had often scolded her ; indeed, she was given to much scolding ; but sho had scolded her as a mother may scold a child. And when this story of Marie's love first reached her ears, she had been very angry ; but her anger had never brought her to such a pass as this. Indeed, Marie had not hitherto been taught to look at the matter in this light. No one had hereto- fore twitted her with eating the bread of charity. It had not occurred to her that on this account she was unfit to be Adolphc's wife. There, in that valley, they were all so nearly equal, that no idea of her own inferiority had ever pressed itself upon her m>nd. But now — ! W^hcn the voice ceased she again looked at him ; but it was no longer a beseeching look. Did he also altogether scorn her? That was now the inquiry which her eyes were called upon to make. No ; she could not say that ho did. It seemed to her that his energies were chiefly occupied in pulling to pieces the tttsrtol on the hoI'ii cUHhion, ** And now, misM, let mo know at onro whether \]\\h nonsenpo Is to bo over or not," continued La Mth-c Bauche ; ** and I will tell you at once, I am not going to maintain you here, in my house, to plot against our welfare and happiness. As Marie Clavert you tA WfeRE BATTCnB. 23 ell all not stay hero. Capitaino Campan is willing to marry you ; and as his wife I will keep my word to you, though you littlo deserve it. If you refuse to marry him, you must go. As to my son, ho is there ; and he will tell you now, in my presence, that he altogether declines the honour you propose for him." And then 'she ceased, waiting for an answer, drumming tho tahlc with a wafer stamp which happened to bo ready to her hand ; but Mario said nothing. Adolphc had been appealed to ; but Adolphe had not yet speken. ** Well, miss?" said La Mere Bauche. Then Marie rose from her seat, and walking round she touched Adolphe lightly on the shoulder. "Adolphe," she said, **it is lor you to speak now. I will do as you bid me." He gave a long sigh, looked fii'st at Marie and then at liis mother, shook himself slightly, and then spoke: *'Upon my word, Marie, I think mother is right. It would never do for us to mpiTy ; it would not indeed." ** Then it is decided," said !N[arie, returning to her chair. ** And you will marry the capitaine ?" said La M^re Bauche. Jlarie merely bowed her head in token of acquiescence. •' Then we are friends again. Come lieue, ^larie, and kiss mo. You must know that it is my duty to take care of my own son. lint I don't want to be angiy with you if I can help it ; I don't indeed. When once you are ^ladame Campan, you shall be my own child ; and you shall have any room in the house you liko to choose — there!" And she once more imprinted a kiss on Marie's cold forehead. How they all got out of the room, and off to their own chambers, I can hardly tell. But in five minutes from the time of this last kiss they were divided. La Mere Bauche had patted ^laiie, and smiled on her, and called her her deer good little Madame Campan, her young little Mistress of the Hotel Bauche ; and had then got herself into her own room, satisfied with her own victoiy. Nor must my readers be too severe on Afadamc Bauche. She had already done much for Marie Clavert ; and when ahe found herself once more by her own bedside, she prayed to be forgiven for tho cruelty which she felt that she had shown to the orphan. But in making this prayer, with her foTOurito crucifix in her hand and tho little image of tho Virgin before her, she pleaded her duty to her son. Was h not right, she asked the Vii'gin, that she should save her eon from a bad marriage ? And then she promi8e4 evoi BO much of reoompense, boti^ to the Virgin and to Marie ; a now S4 TALKS OF ALL COUNTRIES. tPOTiK»eau for oacK, Tnth candles to the Virp:in, with a gold watcli and chain for Marie, as soon as she should bo Marie Campan. She had been cruel ; she acknowledged it. But at* such a crisis waa it not defensible ? And then the recompense should be so full ! But there was one other meeting that night, very short indeed, but not the less significant. Not long after they had all sepa- rated, just so long as to allow of the house being quiet, Adolphe, still sitting in his room, meditating on what the day had done for him, heard a low ti\p at his door. **Comc in," ho said, as men always do say ; and Marie opening the door, stood just within the verge of his chamber. She had on her countenance neither the soft look of enti-eating love which she had worn up there in the grotto, nor did she appear crushed and subdual as she had done before his mother. She carried her head somewhat more erect than usual, and looked boldly out at him from imdcr her soft eyelashes. There might still be love there, but it was lovo proudly resolving to quoll it.self. Adolphe, as he looked at her, felt that he was afraid of her. ** It is all over then between us, M. Adolpho ? " she said. **\\\'ll, yes. Don't you think it had better bo so, eh, Marie?" <* And this is the meaning of oaths and vows, sworn to each other so sacredly ? " ** But, Marie, you heard what my mother said.'* ** Oh, sir! I have not come to ask you again to love mc. Oh no ! I am not thinking of that. ]iut tliis, this would be a lie if I kept it now ; it would choke me if I wor> it as that man's wife. Take it back ; " and she tendered to him the little charm which she had always worn round her neck since he had given it to her. He took it abstractedly, without thinking what he did, and placed it on his dressing-table. "And you," she continued, "can you still keep that cross? Oh, no ! you must give me back that. It woidd remind you too often of vows tliat were untrue." ** Marie,'* he said, ** do not be so harsh to me." "Harsh!" said she, "no; there has been enough of harsh- ness. I would not be harsh to you, Adolphe. But give mo the cross ; i^ would pix)ve a curse to you if you kept it." He then opened a little box which stood upon the table, and taking out the cross gave it to her. " And now good-bye," she said. " "We shall have but little m:)re to say to each other. I know this now, that I was wrong LA M^RE BAUCnB. 25 ever to have lovod you. I should have been to yon as one of the other poor girls in the house. But, oh ! how was I to help it?" To this ho made no answer, and she, closing the door softly, went hack to her chamber. And thus ended the first day of Adolpho Bauche's return to his own house. ,0n the next morning the eapitiine and ^fiirie were formally betrothed. This was done with some little ceremony, in the presence of all the guests who were staying at the establishment, and with all manner of gracious acknowledgments of Marie's virtues. It seemed as though La Mere Bauche could not be courteous enough to her. There was no more talk of her being a child of charity ; no more allusion now to the gutter. La ^fere Bauche with her own hand brought her cake with a glass of wine after her betrothal was over, and patted her on the cheek, and called her her dear little Marie Campan. And then the capita ine was made up of infinito politeness, and the guest.s all >vished her joy, and the servants of the house began to perceive that she was a person entitled to respect. How different was all this from that harsh att^ack that was made on her the preceding evening I Only Adolphe, — he alone kept aloof. Though he was present there he said nothing. He, and he only, offered no con- gratulations. In the midst of all these gala doings Marie herself said little or nothing. La Mere Bauche perceived this, but she forgave it. Angrily as she had expressed herself at the idea of ^Nfarie's daring to love her son, she had still acknowledged "within her own heart that such love had been natural. She could feel no pity for Marie as long as Adolphe was in danger ; but now she knew how to pity her. So Marie was still petted and still encouraged, though «he vent through the day's work sullenly and in silence. As to the capitaine it was all one to him. He was a man of the world. He did not expect that he should really be preferred, con amore, to a young fellow like Adolphe. . But he did expect that ^larie, like other girls, would do as she was bid ; and that in a few days she would regain her temper and be reconciled to her life. And then the marriage was fixed for a very early day ; for as La Mdre said, ** What was the use of waiting ? All their minds were made up now, and therefore the sooner tiie two were married the better. Did not the capitaine think so?" The capitaine said that he did think so. And then Marie was asked. It was all one to her, ahe Bald. 'WhateTer Maman Bauche liked, that she would do; only she 26 TALES OP ALL COUNTRIES. •woilil not namo a day herself. Indeed Bhe would neither do nor BAy anything herself which tended in any way to a further- ance of these matrimonials. But then she acquiesced, quietly enough if not readily, in what other people did and said; and 80 the marriage was fixed for the day week after Adolphe's return. The whole of that week passed much in the same way. Tno servants about the place spoke among themselves of Marie's perversencss, obstinacy, and ingratitude, because she would not look pleased, or answer Madame Bauche's courtesies with grati- tude ; but La More herself showed no signs of anger. Marie had yielded to her, and she required no more. And she remem- bered also the harsh words she had used to gain her purpose ; and she reflected on all that Marie had lost. On these accounts slic was forbearing and exacted nothing — nothing but that ono sacrifice which was to be made in accordance to her wishes. And it was made. They were manicd in the great salon, tho dining-room, immediately after breakfast. Madame Baucho was dressed in a new puce silk tlrcss, and looked very magnificent on the occasion. She simpered and smiled, and looked gay even in s])ite of her spectacles ; and as the ceremony was being pcrfonned, siie held fast clutclied in her hand the gold watch and chain which were intended for Marie as soon as ever the marriage should be completed. Tho eapitaine was dressed exactly as usual, only that all his clothes were new. Madame Bauclie had endeavoured to persuade liim to wear a blue coat ; but he answered that such a change would not, he was sure, bo to Mane's taste. To tell the truth, !Marie would hardly have known tlie difference had ho presented himself in scarlet vestments. Adolphe, however, was di'cssed very finely, but he did not make himself prominent on the occasion. Mnrie watched him closely, though none saw that she did so ; and of his garments she could have given an account with much accuracy — of his ganneuts, ay ! and of every look. '* Is he a man," she said at last to herself, ** that he can stand by and see all this ?" She too was dressed in silk. They had put on her what they T)kased, and she bore the burden of h(r wedding finery without romplaint and without pride. There was no blush on her face as she walked up to the table at. which the priest stood, nor hesitation in her low voice as she made the necessary answers. She put her hand into that of the capitaino when required to dp eo ; and "when the ring was put on her finger she ahuddered, but LA M^RB BAUCHB. 27 ever so sliglitly. No ono observed it but La Mere Banche. ** In one week she will be used to it, and then we shall all be ha])py," said La Mere to herself. ** And I, — I will be so kind to her !" And so the marriage was completed, and the watch was at once given to Marie. ** Thank you, maman," said she, as the trinket was fastened to her girdle. Had it been a pincushion that had cost three sous, it would have affected her as much. And then there was cake and wine and sweetmeats; and after a few minutes Marie disappeared. For an hour or so tho capitaine was taken up with the congratulations of his friends, and with the efforts necessary to the wearing of his new honours with an air of ease ; but after that time he began to be uncnsy because his wife did not come to him. At two or three in tlio afternoon ho went to La Mere 13aucho to complain. '* This lackadaisical nonsense is no good," he said. "At any rate it is too late now. Marie had better come down among us and show herself satisfied with her husband." But Madame Bauche took Marie's part. "You must not be too hard on Marie," she said. " She has gone through a good deal this week past, and is very young ; whereas, capitaine, you aro not very young." The capitaine merely shrugged his shoulders. In tho mean time Mere Bauche went up to visit her protegee in her own room, Rud came down with a report that she was suffering from a headache. She could not appear at dinner, Madame Bauche said ; but would make one at the little party which was to bo given in the evening. With this the capitaine was forced to be content. The dinner therefore went on quietly without her, much as it did on other ordinary days. And then there was a little time for vacancy, during which the gentlemen drank their coffee and smokea their cigars at tho cafe, talking over the event that had taken place that morning, and the ladies brushed their hair and added some ribbon or some brooch to their usual apparel. Twice during this time did Madame Bauche go up to Marie's room with offers to assist her. " Not yet, maman ; not quite yet," said Marie piteously through her tears, and then twice did the greea spectacles leave tho room, covering eyes which also were not dry. Ah I what had she done ? What had she dared to take upon herself to do ? She could not undo it now. And then it became quite dark in the passages and out of doors, and the guests assembled in the salon. La Mere came in •nd out threo qx four times, uueosy iu her gait and unpleas'y, too metalsome. *'Ho, he, he," laughed tho boot boy as ho turned them up for mo to look at. It may therefore bo imagined of what nature were tho articles which were thus set out for tho evening's dancing. Ana then the way in which they were placed I When I saw this the conviction flew across my mind like a flash of lightning that the preparation had been made under other eyes than those of the servant. The heavy big boots were placed so prettily before the chair, and the strings of each were made to dangle down at tho sidosy as though just ready fSor tying I Ihoyeooinod p2 86 TALES OP ALL COTINTRIES. to wiy, the boots did, " Now, moko haste, "^e at any mte are ready — ^you cannot say that you were kept waiting for us." No mere servant's hand had over enabled a pair of boota to laugh at one so completely. But what was I to do ? I rushed at the small portmanteau, tliinking that my pumps also might bo there. The woman surely could not havo been such a fool as to send me those tons of iron for my even in p: wear ! But, alas, alas ! no pumps were there. There was nothing else in the way of covering for my feet ; not even a pair of slippers. And now what was I to do? The absolute magnitude of my misfortune only loomed upon mo by dogrc^cs. The twenty minutes allowed by that stem old paterfamilias were already gone and I had done nothing towanls dressing. And indeed it was impossible that I should do anything that would be of avail. I eoKld not go down to dinner in my stocking feet, nor could I y.ut on my black dress trousei^, over a pair of mud-painted top- boot^. As for those iron-soled horrors — ; and then I gave ono of them a kick with the side of my bare foot which sent it half way under the bed. But what was I to do ? I began washing myself and brusliing my hair with this liomd weight upon my mind, ^[y first plan was to go to bed, and send down word that 1 had been taken suddenly ill in tlic stomach ; then to rise early in the morning oud get away unobserved. But by such a coui-se of action 1 should lose all cluuice of any further acquaintance with thoso pretty girls ! That they were already awta'o of the extent of my predicament, and were now enjoying it — of that I was quite 6ure. What if I boldly put on the shooting-boots, and clattered down to dinner in them ? AVhat if I took the bull by the horns, and made, myself, the most of the joke ? This might be very well for the dinner, but it would be a bad joke for me when tho hour for dancing came. And, alas! I ft^lt that I lacked tho courage. It is not every man that can wallc down to dinner, in a strange house full of ladies, wearing such boots as those I have described. Should I not attempt to borrow a pair? This, all the world will say, should have been my fii-st idea But I have not yet mentioned that I am myself a large-boned man, and that my feet are especially well developed. 1 had never for a moment enter- tained a hope that I should find any one in that house whoso boot I could wear. But at last I rang tlic bell. I would send Tna o'coNORS op castle conor. 37 for Jack, and if cver)i;bing failed, I would communicato my grief to him. I had to ling twice before anybody came. The servants, I well knew, were putting the dinner on tlio table. At last a niun entered the room, dressed in rather shabby black, whom I al'tcrwaixls learned to be the butler. "What is your name, my friend?" said I, dctemuned to make an ally of the man. ** My name ? "WTiy Lorry sure, yer honer. And the masther is out of his siuses in a hurry, becaso yer honer don't como down." "Is he though? Well now, Larry ; tell mo this; which of all the gentlemen in the house has got tlie largest foot?" "Is it the largest foot, yer honer?" said Larry, altogether Bui-prised by my question. " Yes ; the largest foot," and then I proceeded to explain to him my misfortune. He took up first my top-boot, and then tlio shooting-boot — in looking at which ho gazed with woider at the nails ; — and then he glanced at my feet, measuring them with his eye ; tmd after this he pronounced his opinion. " Yer honer couldn't wear a morsel of leather belonging to ere a one of 'em, young or ould. There niver was a foot like that yet among tlie O'Conors." "But arc there no strangers staying hero?" ** There's tlireo or four on 'em come in to dinner ; but they'll be wanting their own boots I'm thinking. And there's young Misther DilloD ; he's come to stay, liut Loi^ love you—" and he again looked at the enormous extent which lay between the heel imd the toe of the shooting apparatus which he still held in his bund. " I niver see such a foot as that in the whole barony," he said, " barring my own." Kow LaiTy was a large man, much larger altogether than myself, and as he said this I looked down involuntarily at "his feet ; or rather at his foot, for as he stood I could only see one. And then a sudden hope filled my heart. On that foot there glittered a shoe — not indeed such as were my owti which were now resting in gloriously at Bally glass while they were so sorely needed at Castle Conor; but one which I could wear before ladies, wiUiout shame — and in my present &amo of mind with infinite oontcntment. " Lot me look at that one of your own," said I to the man, as though it were merely a subject for experimental inquiiy. Larry, •ooustome4 to pbedieucoi took of the shoe and handed it to me. 88 TALES OF ALL COTJNTRTBS. My own foot was immediately in it, and I fonnd that it fitted ino like a glove. '< And now the other," said I — not smiling, for a smile would have put him on his gruard ; hut somewhat sternly, so that that habit of obedience should not desert him at this perilous moment. And then I stretched out my hand. *♦ But yer honcr can't keep 'cm, you know," said he. " I haven't the ghost of another shoe to my feci." But I only looked more sternly tluin before, and still held out my hand. Custom prevailed. Larry stooped down slowly, looking at mo the while, and pulling oil' the other slipper handed it to me with much hesitation. Alas ! as I put it to my foot I found that it was old, and worn, and irredeemably down at heel ; — that it was in fact no counterpart at all to that other one which was to do duty as its fellow. But ne\ ei-theless I put my foot into it, and felt that a descent to the drawing-room was now possible. **But yer honer will give 'em back to a poor man?" said Lany almost crying. ** The masther's mad this minute becaso the dinner's not up. Glory to God, only listhen to that ! " And as he spoke a tremendous peal rang out from some bell down staii-s tliat had evidently been shaken by an angry hand. " Larry," said I — and I endeavoured to assume a look of very grave impoi-tance as I spoke — ** I look to you to assist me in this matter." ** Cell — wirra sthruo then, and will you let me go ? just listhen to that," and another angiy peal rang out, loud and repeated. ** If you do as I ask you," I continued, ** you shall be well rewarded. Look here ; look at these boots," and I held up the shooting- shoes new from Burlington Arcade. ** They cost thirty shillings — thirty shillings ! and I -will give them to you for^^tho loan of this pair of slippers." ** They'd bo no use at all to me, yer honer ; not the laist use in life." " You could do with them very well for to-night, and then you could sell them. And hero are ten shillings besides," and I held out half a sovereign which the poor fellow took into his hand. I waited no further parley but immediately walked out of the room. With one foot I was sufficiently pleased. As regarded that I felt that I had overcome my difficulty. But the other was not so satisfactory. 'Whenever I attempted to lift it from the ground tbe horrid slipper would fall off, or only just hang by the too. As for dancing, that would be out of the question. THE O'CONORS OP CASTLE CONOR. 39 " Och, murthcr, miirthcr," sang out Lanr, as he heard me going down stairs. ** What •will I do at all r Tare and 'onnds; there, he's at it agin, as mad as blazes." This last exclamation had reference to another peal which was evidently the work of the master's hand. I confess I was not quite comfortable a? I walked down stairs. In the first place I was nearly half an hour late, and I knew from the -Nigour of the peals that had sounded that my slowness had already been made the subject of strong remarks. And then my left shoe went flop, flop, on every alternate step of the stairs. By no exertion of my foot in the drawing up of my toe could I induce it to remain permanently fixed upon my foot. But over and above and worse than all this was the conviction strong upon my mind that I should become a subject of merriment to the girls as soon as I entered the room. They would understand the cause of my distress, and probably at this moment were expecting to hear me clatter through the stone hall with those odious metal boots. However, I hunied down and entered the drawing-room, determined to keep my position near the door, so tliat I might have as little as po.-sible to do on entering and as little as possible in going out. But T had other difficulties in store for me. I had not as yet been introduced to Mrs. 0' Conor ; nor to Miss 0' Conor, the squire's unmarried sister. ** Upon my word I thought you were never coming," said Mr. O'Conor as soon as he saw me. "It is just one hour since wo entered the house. Jack, I wish you would find out what has come to that fellow Larry," and again he rang the bell, lie was too angry, or it might be too impatient to go through the ccre- nony of introducing mo to anybody. I saw that the two girls looked at me very sharply, but I etoo^ at the back of an arm-chair so that no one could see my feet But that little imp Tizzy walked round deliberately, looked at my heels, and then walked back again. It was clear that she was in the secret. There were eight or ten people in the room, but I was too much fluttered to notice well who they were. *' Mamma," said Miss O'Conor, "let mo introduce Mr. Green to you." It luckily happened that Mrs. O'Conor was on the same side of the fire as myself, and I was able to take the hand which she offered me without coming round into the middle of the cii'cle, "Un, O'Conor was a little woman, apparently not of much iiA* 40 TALES OP ALL COUNTRIES. portance in tlio world, "but, if one might judge from first appear* anco, Tery good-natured. *♦ And my aunt Die, Mr. Green," Boid Kate, pointing to a yeiy Btroight-backcd, grim-looking lady, Tvho occupied a comer of a Bofa, on the opposite Bido of the hearth. I knew that politeness required that 1 should walk across the room and make acquaint- imco with her. But under the existing circumstances how was I to obey the dictates of politeness ? I was determined therefore to stand my ground, and merely bowed across the room at Miss O' Conor. In so doing I made an enemy who never deserted me during the whole of my intercourse with the family. But for lier, wlio knows who might have been sitting opposite to mo as I now write ? '' Upon my word, Mr. Green, the ladies will expect much from an Adonis who takes so long over his toilet," said Tom O'Conor in that cruel tone of banter whicli he knew so well how to use. ** You forget, father, that men in London can't jump in and out of their clothes as quick as we wild Irishmen," said Jack. " Mr. GiTen knows that we expect a great deal from hun thii evening. I hope you polk well, Mr. Green," said Kate. I muttered something about never dancing, but I knew that that which I said was inaudible. ** I don't thiuk Mr. Green will dance," said Tizzy ; ** at least not much." The impudence of that child was, I thmk, unparal- leled by any that I have ever witnessed. ** But in the name of all tliat's holy, why don't we have dinner?" And Mr. O'Conor thundere I at the door. *' Larry, Lany, Larry!" he screamed. ** Yes, yor honer, it'll be all right in two seconds," answered Lany, from some bottomless abyss. **Tare an' ages; what'U I do at all," I heard him continuing, as he made his way into the hull. Oh what a clatter he made upon the pavement, — for it was all stone ! And how the diops of perspiration stood upon niy brow as I listened to him ! And then there was a pause, for the man had gone into the dining-room. I could see now that Mr. O'Conor was becoming very ongry, and Jack the eldest son — oh, how often ho and I have laughed over all this since — left the drawing-room for the second time. Immediately afterwards LaiTy's footsteps were again heard, hurrying across the hall, and then there was a gn\'it slither, and an exclamation, and the noise of a fall — and I could plainly hear poor Larry's head strike against the stone floor. TUB O'CONOKS OP CASTLB CONOR. 41 "Ochonc, ochono!" ho cried at tho top of his voice ^-'Tm murthcred with 'em now intirely ; and d *cni for boots — St. Peter be good to mc.'* There was a general rush into tho hall, and I was cnnied with the stream. The poor fellow who had broken his head would bo Bure to tell how I had robbed him of his shoes. Tlic coachman •\eas already helping him up^ and Peter good-naturedly lent a hand. " What on earth is the matter?" said Mr. O'Conor. *' He must be tipsy," whispered ^liss O'Conor, the maiden sister, ** I aint tipsy at all thin," said Larry, getting up and rubbing the back of his head, and sundry otlier parts of his body. ** Tipsy indeed I" And then he added when ho was quite upright, ** The dinner is sarved — at last." And he bore it all without telling I " I'll give that fellow a guinea to-morrow morning," said I to myself — **if it's tho last that I have in the world." I shall never forget tho countenance of the ^liss 0' Conors as Larry scrambled up cursing the unfortunate boots — ''What on cai-th has he got on ?" said Mr. O'Conor. " Sorrow take 'em for shoes," ejaculated Larry. But his spirit was good and he said not a wonl to betray me. Wo all then went in to dinner how we best could. It was useless for us to go back into tho di-awing-room, that each might seek his own pai'tner. Mr. O'Conor " the masther," not caring much for the girls who were around him, and being already half beside himscll' with the confusion and delay, led the way by himself. I as a stranger should have given my arm to Mrs. O'Conor; but as it was I took her eldest daughter instead, and contrived to shuffle along into the dining-room without exciting much attention, and when there I found myself happily placed between Kate and Fanny. " I never knew anything so awkward," said Fanny; ** I declare I can't conceive what has come to our old sei-vant Lany. He's generally the most precise person in the world, and now he is nearly an hour late — and then he tumbles down in the hall." ** I am afraid I am responsible for the delay," said I. " But not for tho tumble I suppose," said Kate from the other side. I felt that I blushed up to the eyes, but I did not dare to enter into explanations. ** Tom," said Tizzy, addressing her father across tho table, ** I hope you had a good run to-day," It did seem odd to me that a young lady should call her father Tom, but such was tho fact. 42 TALES OP ALL COTJOTMBS. " Well ; pretty well," said Mr. O'Conor. "And I hope you were up with the hounds.** " You may ask iMr. Green that. He at any rate was with them, and therefore ho can tell you.'* *' Oh, ho wasn't heforo you, I know. No Englishman oould get heforo you ; — I ara quito sure of that." "Don't you ho impertinent^ miss," said Kate. "You can easily see, Mr. Green, that papa spoils my sister Eliza.'* ** Do you Imnt in top-boots, Mr. Green ?" said Tizzy. To this I mado no answer. Sho would have drawn mo into a conversation about my feet in half a minute, and tho slightest alhision to tho subject threw mo into n fit of perspiration. "Arc you fond of hunting. Miss O'Conor r" asked I, blindly hurrying into any other subjcet of conversation. Miss O'Conor o^vned that sho was fond of hunting — just a little ; only papa would not allow it. When tho hounds met anywhere within reach of Castle Conor, sho and Kato would ride out to look at them ; and if papa was not there that day, — an omission of rare occurrence, — they would rido a few fields with the hounds. ** But ho lets Tizzy keep with them tho whole day," said she, whispering. '* And has Tizzy a pony of her own ?'* *' Oh yes, Tizzy has everything. She's papa's pet, you know." " And whose pet nro you ? " I asked. " Oh — I am nobody's pet, unless sometimes Jack makes a pot of mo when he's in a good humour. Do you make pets of your Bisters, Mr. Green ? " " I have none. But if I had I should not make pets of them." " Not of your own sisters ? " *' No. As for myself, I'd sooner make a pet of my friend's sister ; a great deal.^' " IIow very unnatural," said Miss O'Conor, with tho prettiest look of surprise imaginable. " Not at all unnatural I think," said I, looking tenderly and lovingly into her face. Where does ono find girls so pretty, so easy, so sweet, so talkative aa the Irish girls ? And then with all their talking and all their ease who ever hears of their mis- behaving ? They certainly love flirting as they also love dancing. But they flirt without mischief and without malice. I had now quite forgotten my misfortune, and was beginning to think how well I should like to have Fanny O'Conor for my Vife. In this frame of mind I wfts bending over towards her as THB O'CONOT^S OT CASTLE CONOR. 43 a servant took away a plate from the other side, when a sepul- chral note sounded in my ear. It was like the memento mori of the old Roman ; — as though some one pointed in the midst of my bliss to tho sword hung over my head by a thread. It was tho voice of Larry, whispering in his agony just above my head — . ■ " They's disthroying my poor feet intirelv, intirely ; so they is ! I can't boar it much longer, ycr honor. " I had committed murder like Macbeth ; and now my Banquo had come to disturb me at my feast. ** ^VTiat is it ho says to you ? " asked Panny. ^ ** Oh nothing," I answered, onco more in my misery. ** There seems to be some point of confidence between you and our Larry," she remarked. " Oh no," said I, quite confused ; **not at all." ** You need not bo ashamed of it. Half tho gentlemen in the county have their confidences with Larry ; — and some of tho ladies too, I can tell you. lie was bom in this houso, and never lived anywhere else ; and I am sure ho has a larger circle of acquaintance than any one else in it." I could not recover my self-possession for the next ten minutes, Whenever Larry was on our side of tho table I was afraid he was coming to mo with another agonised'whisper. When he was oppo- site, I could not but watch him as he hobbled in his misery. It was evident that the boots were too tight for him, and had they been made throughout of iron they could not have been less capable of yielding to the feet. I pitied him from the bottom of my heart. And I pitied myself also, wishing that I was well in bed upstairs with some feigned malady, so that Larry might have had his own again. And then for a moment I missed him from the room. He had doubtless gone to relieve his tortured feet in the servants* hall, and as ho did so was cursing my cruelty. But what mattered it ? Let him curse. If he would only stay away and do that, i would appease his wrath when we were alone together with pecuniary satisfaction. But there was no such rest in store for me. " Larry, Larry," shouted Mr. 0' Conor, ** where on earth has the fellow gone to ?" They were all cousins at the table except myself, and Mr. C Conor was not therefore restrained by any feeling of ceremony. ** There is something wrong with that fellow to-day ; what is it, Jack ? " ** Upon my word, sir, I don't know," said Jack. ** I think \9 must be tipsy/' whispered Hiss O'Qonori tl« 44 TALES OF ALL COUNTRIES. maiden sister, who always sat at her brother's left hand. But a whisper though it was, it was audible all down the table. " No, ma*am ; it aint dhrink at all," said the coachman. * It is his feet as does it." " His feet!" shouted Tom O'Conor. " Yes ; I know it's his feet," said that horrid Tizzy. " }fc*8 got on great thick nailed shoes. It was that that made him tumble down in the hall." I glanced at each side of me, and could see that there was a certain consciousness expressed in the face of each of my two neighbours ;— on Kate's mouth there was decidedly a smile, or rather, perhaps, the slightest possible inclination that way ; wheieas on Fanny's part I thought I saw something like a rising Borrow at my distress. So at least I flattered myself. " Send him back into the room immediately," said Tom, who Jooked at mo ns though he had some consciousness that I had introduced all this confusion into his household. AVhat should I do ? "Would it not be best for me to make a clean breast of it before them all ? But alas ! I lacked the courage. Tlie coachman went out, an:l we were left for five minutes without any servant, and Mr. O'Conor the while became moro and more savage. I attempted to say a word to Fanny, but failed. Vox faucibus ha}sit. " I don't think he has got any others," said Tizzy — *' at least none others lell." On the whole I am glad I did not marry into the family, as I could not have endured that girl to stay in my house as a sister- in-law. *' Where the d has that other fellow gone to ?" said Tom. ** Jack, do go out and see what is the matter. If anybody is drunk send for me." " Oh, there is nobody drunk," said Tizzy. Jack went out, and the coachman returned j but what was done and said I hardly remember. The whole room seemed to swim round and round, and as far as I can recollect the com- pany sat mute, neither eating nor drinking. Presently Jack returned. ** It's all light," said he. I always liked Jack. At the pre- Bent moment he just loolted towards me and laughed slightly. *' All right ? ". said Tom. '* 15ut is the fellow coming ? " " We can do with Richard, I suppose," said Jack. **No — I cuu't do with llichard," said the father. "And I will know what it all meajis. Where is that fellow Larry ? " THE O'CONORS OP CASTLE CONOR. 45 Xarry had been Btanding just outside the door, and now he entered gently as a mouse. No sound came from his footfall, nor was there in his face that look of pain which it had worn for tho last fifteen minutes. But he was not the less abashed, frightened, and unhappy. ** What is all this about, Larry?" said his master, turning to him. " I insist upon knowing." "Och thin, Mr. Green, yer honer, I wouldn't be afthcr telling agin yer honer ; indeed I wouldn't thin, av' the masther would only let mo hould my tongue." And ho looked across at mel| deprecating my anger. •* Mr. Green ! " said Mr. O'Conor. " Yes, yer honer. It's all along of his honcr's thick shoes ;" and Larry, stepping backwards towards the door, lifted them up from some corner, and coming well forward, exposed them with the poles uppermost to the whole table. ** And that's not all, yer honer ; but they've squoze the very toes of me into a jelly." There was now a loud laugh, in which Jack and Peter and Fanny and Kate and Tizzy all joined ; as too did Mr. O'Conor—- and I also myself after a while. "Whose boots are they?" demanded Miss O'Conor senior, with her severest tone and grimmest accent. " 'Deed then and the divil may have them for rao. Miss," answered Larry. " They war Mr. Green's, but the likes of him won't wear them agin afthcr the likes of me — barring ho wanted them very particular," added he, remembering his own pumps. I began muttering something, feeling that the time had come when 1 must tell tho tale. But Jack with great good nature, took up tho story and told it so well, that I hardly suffered ia tho telling. " And that's it," said Tom^ O'Conor, laughing till I thought ho would have fallen from his chair. ** So you've got Larry's shoes on — " ** And very well he fills them," said Jack. " And it's his honer that's welcome to 'em," said Larry, grin- ning from ear to ear now that ho saw that " the masther" wus once more in a good humour, ** I hope they'll be nice shoes for dancing," said Kate. " Only there's one down at the heel I know," said Tizzy. ** The ser\'ant'8 shoes ! " This was an exclamation made by t}.e maiden lady, and intended apparently only for her brother'! ear. But it was clearly audible by all the paxty. 46 TALSS OV ALL OOUNTRIEB. ^ " Bettor that than no dinner," said Peter. ^ "But what ore you to do about the dancing?" said ¥anny, Tvith nn uir of diamuy on her face which fluttered mo with on idea that sho did care whether I danced or no. In tho mean time Larry, now as happy as an emperor, waa tripping round tho room without any shoes to encumber him aa he withdrew tho plates from the table. ** And it's his honor that's wcleoino to *em,** said ho aprain, as ho pulled off tho table-cloth with a flourish. **jVud why •wouldn't lie, and ho able to folly tho hounds betther nor any Eup;lishman that iver war in these parts before, — anyways so Miek says ! " Kow Mick was tho huntsman, and this littlo talc of eulogy from Ltuiy went far towaixls easing my gi'ief. I had ridden "Well to tho liounds that day, and I knew it. There was nothing more said about tho shoes, and I was soon ngain at my ease, although ^lissO'Conor did say something about tlio impropiiety of Larry walking about in his stocking feet. The ladies however soon witlulicw, — to my sorrow, for I was getting on swimniingly with Famiy; and then wo gentlemen gathered round the tiro and filled our glasses. In about ten niiiuiti^s a very light tap was heard, tho door was opened to the extent of thix'o inches, and a fcmalo voico which I readily recognised called to Jack. Jack went out, and in a second or two put his head back into the room and Cidled to mc — ** Given," ho said, ** just step heix) a moment, tluixi's a good fellow." I went out, and there I found Fanny stimding with her brother. ** Hero iu\3 tho ghls at their wits* ends," said ho, " about your diuiciug. So Fanny has put a boy upon one of the horses, and proposes that you should send another lino to Mi*s. Meehan at Bullyglass. It's only ten miles, and he'll bo back in two hours." I need hardly say that I acted in conformity vdih. this adWce. I went into ^[r. 0' Conor's book room, with Jack and his sister, and tliero scribbled a note. It was delightful to feel how inti- mate I was with them, and how anxious they were to make mo happy. •' And wo won't begin till they come," said Fimny. "Oh, Miss O'Conor, pmy don't wiut," said I. ** Oh, but wo mil," sho answered. *' You have your wine to drink, imd then there's the tea ; and then we'll have a song or two. I'll spin it out j eeo if I don't." And so we went to tho THE O'OONOHS OF OASTLB CONOR. 47 front cloor where the boy was already on his horse — ^hcr o"^ti nag 08 I afterwards found. *'And Patsoy," said she, ''ride for your life; and Tatsey, whatever you do, don't come back without Mi\ Green's pumps — his dancing-shoes you know.'* And in about two hours tho pumps did arrive ; and I don't think I ever spent a plcasanter evening or got more satisfaction out of a pixir of shoes. They had not been two minutes on my feet before Larry was carrying a tray of negus across tho room in those which I had worn at dinner. *♦ Tho Dillon girls arc going to stay here," said Fanny as I wished her good night at two o'clock. *'And wo'U have dancing every evening as long as you remain." ** But I shall leave to-morrow," said I. ** Indeed you won't. Papa will take care of that." And so he did. " You had better go over to Ballyglass your- self to-morrow," said ho, ** and collect your own tilings. There's no knowing clso what you may have to borrow of Larry." I stayed there three weeks, and in tho middle of tho third I thought that everything would bo arranged between me and Fanny. But the aunt interfered ; and in about a twelvemonth after my adventures she consented to mako a mox« foxtuxiftto oiAn bappy for bit li^a. JOHN BULL ON THE GUADALQUIVIR. I AM an Englishman, li^'inp:, as all Englishman should do, in England, and my wife would not, I think, bo well pleased were any one to insinuate that she were other than an Englishwoman ; but in the circumstances of my marriage I became connected with the south of Spain, and the narrative which I am to tcU requires that I should refer to some of those details. The Pomfrets and Daguilars have long been in trade together in this country, and one of the pai-tncrs has usually resided at Seville for the sake of the works which the firm there possesses. My father, James Pomfret, lived there for ten years before his marriage ; and since that and up to the present period, old Mr, Daguilar has always been* on the spot. He was, I believe, bora in Spain, but he came very early to England ; he married an English wife, and his sons had been educated exclusively in England. His only daughter, Maria Daguilar, did not pass so large a proportion of her early life in this country, but she came to us for a >'isit at the ago of seventeen, and when she returned I made up my mind that I most assuredly would go after her. So I did, and she is now sitting on the other side of the fireplace with a legion of small linen habiliments in a huge basket by her side. I felt, at the first, that there was something lacking to mako my cup of love perfectly delightful. It was very sweet, but there was wanting that flower of romance which is generally added to the heavenly draught by a slight admixture of oppo- sition. I feared that the path of my true love would run too Binooth. "Wlien Maiia came to our house, my mother and elder Bister seemed to be quite willing that I should bo continually alone with her ; and she had not been there ten days before my father, by chance, remarked that there was nothing old Mr. Dagiiilax valued so highly as a thorough feeling of intimate JOHN BULL ON THE GUADALQUIVIR, 49 allifince between the two familleB which had been so long con- nected in trade. I was never told that Maria was to be my wife, but I felt that the same thing was done without words ; and when, after six weeks of somewhat elaborate attcndaneo upon her, I asked her to be Mrs. John Pomfrct, I had no more fear of a refusal, or even of hesitation on her part, than I now havo when I suggest to my partner some commercial transaction of undoubted advantage. But Maria, even at that age, had about her a quiet sustained decision of character quite unlike anything I had seen in English girls. I used to hear, and do still hear, how much more flippant is the education of girls in France and Spain than in England ; and I know that this is shown to be the result of many causes — the Roman Catholic religion being, perhaps, the chief offender ; but, nevertheless, I rarely sec in one of our own young women the same power of a self-sustained demeanour as I meet on the Continent. It goes no deeper than the demeanour, people say. I can only answer that I have not found that shallowness in my own wife. Miss Daguilar replied to mo that she was not prepared with an answer ; she had only known me six weeks, and wanted moro time to think about it ; besides, there was one in her own country with whom she would wish to consult. I tnew she had no mother ; and as for consulting old Mr. Daguilar on such a subject, that idea, I knew, could not havo troubled her. Be- sides, as I afterwards learned, Mr. Daguilar had already proposed \]w ninrrinpn tci bin pnttnnr rxiu'fly ns ho would Imvn propriflcMl n divibiou of asHcts. ^ly mothiT tU'tlaivd llmt Miirlu was u foullNh chit — in which, by-the-bye, she showed her entire ignorance of Miss Daguilar' s character ; my eldest sister begged that no con- straint might be put on the young lady's inclinations — Avhich provoked me to assert that the young lady's inclinations were by no means opposed to my own ; and my father, in the coolest manner, suggested that the matter might stand over for twelve months, and that I might then go to Seville, and see about it I Stand over for twelve months ! Would not Maria, long before that time, have been snapped up and carried off by one of those inordinately rich Spanish grandees who are still to be met with occasionally in Andalucia? My father's dictum, however, had gone forth ; and Maria, in the calmest voice, protested that she thought it very wise. I should be less of a boy by that time, she said, smiling on me, Wt driving wedges between every fibre of my body as dbe spoke. B 50 TALES OP ALL COUNTRIES. " Be it BO,** I said, proudly. "At any rate, I am not so mucli of a boy that I shall forget you.** *' And, John, you still have tlio trado to learn," sho added, with her deliciously foreign into- nation — speaking very slowly, but with perfect pronunciation. The trade to leai-n ! 'However, I said not a word, but stalked oiit of tho room, meaning to see her no more before she went. Uut I could not resist attending on her in the hall as sho started ; and, when she took leave of us, she put her face up to bo kissed by me, as slie did by ray father, and seemed to receive as much emotion fi'om one embrace as from the otlier. "He'll go out by the packet of the 1st Apiil," said my father, speak- ing of me as though I were a bale of goods. " Ah I that will bo BO nice," said Alalia, settling her diess in tho carriage ; ** tho oranges will bo ripe for him then! " On the 17th April I did sail, and felt still very like a bale of goods. I had received one letter fiom her, in which sho merely stated that her papa would have a room ready for mo on my aiTival ; imd, in answer to that, I had sent an epistle somewhat longer, and, as I then thought, a little more to the purpose. Her turn of mind was more practical than mine, and I must confess my belief that she did not nppreciate my poetry. I landed at Catliz, and was there joined by an old family friend, one of tho very best fellows that ever lived. Ho was to accompany me up as fiu* as Seville ; and, as he had lived for a year or two at Xeres, was supposed to be more Spanish almost than a Spaniaid. His name was Johnson, and he was in tho wine trade ; and whether for travelling or whether for staying at homr^^whether for paying you a visit in your owa house, or whether for entertaining you in Ids — there never was (and I am prepared to maintidn thei'e never will be) a stimcher friend, a choicer companion, or a safer guide thtm Thomas Jolmson. "Words cannot produce a eulogium suilicient for liis merits. Uut, OS I have einco learned, he was not quite so Spanish as I had imagined. Three yeai's among the bodegas of Xeres had taught him, no doubt, to appreciate tho exact twang of a good, dry sherry ; but not, as I now conceive, the cxactcst flavour of the true Spanish character. I was very lucky, however, in meeting Buch a friend, and now reckon liim as one of the stanchest aUiea of the house oi Tomfret, Daguilar, and Pomfrct. He met me at Cadiz, took me about tlie town, wliich appeared to me to bo of no very great interest ; — though the young ladies were all very well. Lut, in this respect, I was then a Stoic, till such time as I might be able to throw myssclf at tho feet of her whom JOHN BULL ON THE aUADALQWYlR. 5l 1 was ready to proclaim the most lovely of all the Dulcincas of Andalucia. He carried me up by boat and railway to Xcrcs ; gave mc a most terrific headache, by dragging mo out into the glare of the sun, after I had tasted some half a dozen difiji^rcnt wines, and went tlirough all the ordinary hospitalities. On the next day wc returned to Puerto, and from thence getting across to St. Lucar and Bonanza, found ourselves on the banks of the Gundal- quiHr, and took our places in the boat for Seville. I need say but little to my readers respecting that far-famed river. Thirty years ago we in England generally believed that on its banks was to bo found a pure clysium of pastoral beauty ; that pic- turesque shepherds and lovely maidens here fed their flocks in fields of asphodel ; that the limpid stream ran cool and crystal over bright stones and beneath perennial shade ; and that every- thing on the Guadalquivir was as lovely and as poetical as its name. Now, it is pretty widely kno^vn that no uglier river oozes down to its bourn in the sea through unwholesome banks of low mud. It is bro^vn and dirty ; ungiftcd by any scenic advantage ; margined for miles upon miles by huge, flat, expan- sive fields, in which cattle are reared, — the bulls wanted for the bull-fights among other ; and birds of prey sit constant on the shore, watching for the carcases of such as die. Such are tho charms of the golden Guadalquivir. At first we were very dull on boaixl that steamer. I never found myself in a position in which there was less to do. There was a nasty smell about the little boat which made mc almost ill ; every turn in the river was so exactly like tho last, that wo might have been standing still ; there was no amusement except eating, and that, when once done, was not of a kind to make an early repetition desirable. Even Johnson was becoming dull, and I began to doubt whether I was so desh'ous as I once had been to travel tho length and breadth of all Spain. But about noon a little incident occurred which did for a time remove some of our tedium. The boat had stopped to take in passengers on tho river ; and, among others, a man had come on board dressed in a fashion that, to my eyes, was equally strange and picturesque. Indeed, his appearance waa so singular, that I could not but regard him with care, though I felt at first averse to staro at a fellow- passenger on account of his clothes. He was a man of about fifty, but as active apparently as though not more than twenty- five; he was of low stature, but of admirable make; lus hair was just becoming grizzled, but was short and crisp and well cared for ; his face was prepossessing, having a look of good X 2 52 TALES OP AIL COTJlTTRnS. humour added to courtesy, and tlioro wm a plowumt, 'soft smfle round his nioiitli wliich ingrtttiuted ono at tho first sight. But it was Ids dress rather than liis person which attracted attention. IIo wore tho ordinary Andnhician cap — of which such hideous parodies arc now making tliemselves common in England — hut WJV8 not contonted with tho usual ornament of tho douhlo tuft. Tho cup was small, and jaunty; trimmed with silk velvet — as is conunon hero with men careful to adorn their persons; hut tliis man's cap was llnislied off with a jewelled hutton ond golden filigree work, lie was dressed in a short jacket witli a stand- up collar ; and tliat also was covered with golden buttons and with golden button-holes. It was all gilt down tho front, and all lace down the back. Tlie rows of buttons were double ; and those of tlic moix) backwanl row hung down in hea^'y pendules. llis waistcoat was of coloured silk — very pretty to look at ; and ornamented with a small sash, through whicli gold threads werc^ worked. All tho buttons of liis breeches also were of gold ; and tliere Averc gold tags to all the button-holes. His stockings were of tho finest silk, and clocked with gold from the knee to tho ankle. Dress any Englishmim in such a garb and lio will at onco give you tho idea of a hog in armour. In the first place lio will lack tho proper spirit to cany it off, and in tho next place the motion of his limbs will disgrace tho ornaments they bear. **Aiid so best," most Englishmen will say. Yeiy likely ; and, therefore, let no Englishman try it. But my Spaniaixl did not look at all like a hog in armour. Kc walked slowly down tho plank into tho boat, whistling lowly but very clearly a few bars from an opera tune. It was plain to seo that ho was master of himself, of his ornaments, and of his limbs. Ho had no appeanmco of thinking that men were looking at him, or of feeling that ho was beauteous in his attire ; — nothing co\dd be more natural than his foot-fall, vr the quiet gUuice of his cheery gray eye. IIo walked up to ihfi cwptain, wiio held the helm, and lightly raised his hand to his cap. The captain, taking one hand from tho wheel, did the sarie, and then tho stranger, turning his back to the stem of the vessel, and fronting down the river with his face, con- tinued to whistle slowly, cletu'ly, and in excellent time. Grimd ns were his clothes they were no burden on his mind. "AVhat is ho?" said I, going up to my friend Jolmson, "with R whisper. "Well, I've been looking at him," said Johnson — which was true enough; *'ho'8 a an uncommonly good-looking fellow, isn't he?" JOHN DULL ON TUB GUADALQUIVIR. 63 ** Particularly so," said I ; ** and got up quito irrespective of expense. Is ho a — a — a gentleman, now, do you think ?" ** "Well, thoao things aro so diflcrcnt in Spain, that it's almost impossible to make an Englishman understand them. One learns to know all this sort of people by being with them in the country, but one can't explain." ** No ; exactly. Arc they real gold?" ** Yes, yes ; I dare say thoy arc. They sometimes have them silver gilt." ** It is quito a common tiling, then, isn't it?" asked I. "Well, not exactly; that-- — Ah! yes; I see! of course. He is a toret-o." "A what?" ** A mayo. I will explain it all to you. You will see them about in all places, and you will get used to them." ** But I haven't seen one other as yet." '* No, and thoy are not all so gay as this, nor so now in their finely, you know." ** And what is a torero ?" ** Well, a torero is a man engaged in buU-fighting.'* ** Oh! he is a matador, is ho?" said I, looking at liim with more than all my eyes. '* No, not exactly that; — not of necessity. He is probably a mayo. A fellow that dresses himself smart for fairs, and will be seen hanging about with the bull-fighters. What would bo a sport- ing fellow in England— only he won't drink and curse like a low nuiu on the turf there. Come, shall we go and speak to him?'* ** I can't talk to him," said I, diflldent of my Spanish. I had reroived h'ssons in England from ^laria Daguilar; but six weeks is little enough for making love, let alono the learning of a foivign laugiuige. **0h! I'll do tho talking. You'll find tho language easy enough before long. It soon becomes tho same as English to you, when you live among them." And then Johnson, walking up to the stranger, accosted him with that good-natured fomiliaiity with which a thoroughly nice follow always opens a conversa- tion with his inferior. Of coui*so I could not understand tho words which were exchanged ; but it was clear enough that the **mayo" took the address in good part, and was inclined to be communicative and social. ** They are all of pure gold," said Johnson, turning to mo after a minute, making as he spoke a motion with liis bead to show tho importance of the infonuatlou* 64 TALES OP ALL COTJNTMM. ♦* Are thoy indeed?** said I. *' "Where on earth did a fellow like that get them?" "Whereupon JohnBon again returned to his conversation with tho man. After another minute he raised his hand, and hcpan to finger tho hutton on the shoulder ; and to aid him in doing so, tho man of the hull-ring turned a littlo on ono side. *'They are "wonderfully well made," said Johnson, talking to rac, and still fingering the button. " They arc manufactured, he says, at Osimn, and he tells me that they make them better there than anywhere else." "I wonder whut tho whole set would eost?" said I. **An enormous deal of money for a fellow like him, I should think !" ** Over twelve ounces," said Johnson, having asked tho ques- tion ; ** and that will bo more than forty pounds." ** Wliat rji uncommon ass he must bo !" said I. As Johnson by this time was very closely scrutinising tho whole set of ornaments 1 thought I might do so also, and going up close to our friend, I too began to handle the buttons and tags on the other side. Kotliing could have been more good-humoured than he was — so much so that I was emboldened to hold up his arm that I might seo tho cut of his coat, to tak'o off his cap and examine tho make, to stuff my finger in beneath his sash, and at last to kneel do^vn wliilc I persuaded him to hold up liis legs that I might look to the clocking. The fellow was thoroughly good-natured, and why should I not indulge my curiosity ? " You'll upset him if you don't take care," said Johnson; for I had got fust hold of him by one ankle, and was detenuined to finish the survey completely. ** Oh, no, I shan't," said I ; " a bull-fighting chap can surely stand on one leg. But what I wonder at is, how on earth ho can afford it ! " AV hereupon Johnson again began to inten-ogato him in Spanish. ** He says he has got no children," said Johnson, having received ft reply, ** and that as lie has nobody but himself to look after, ho is able to allow himself such little luxuries " **Tell him that I say he would bo better with a wife and couple of babies," said I — and Johnson interpreted. "He says that he'll think of it some of these days, when ho finds that the supply of fools in the world is becoming short," Baid Johnson. We had nearly done with him now ; but after regaining my feet, I addressed myself once more to the heavy pendules, which hunc down almost under his arm. I lifted one of these, meaning JOHN BULL ON THE GUADALQUIVIR. 65 to feci its woij^ht between my fingers ; but nnfortnnately I pxre a lurch, probably through the motion of the boat, and still holding by the button, tore it almost off from our friend's coat. ** Oh, I am so sorry," I said, in broad English. ** It do riot matkr at all," he said, bowing, and speaking with equal plainness. And then, taking a knife from his pocket, ho cut the pendulo off, leaving a bit of torn cloth on the sido of his jacket. ** Upon my word, I am quite unhappy," said I ; " but I always am so awkward." AVhcrcupon ho bowed low. ** Couldn't I make it right ?" said I, bringing out my purso. }Io lirtcd his hand, and I saw that it was small and white; he lifted it, and gently put it upon mv purse, smiling sweetly as he did so. *' Thank you, no, seflor; thank you, no." And then, bowinpj to us both, ho walked away do^^^l into the cabin. ** Upon my word he is a deuced well-mannered fellow,'' said I. " You shouldn't haTc offered him money,'* said Johnson; **a Spaniard does not like it." 'MVhy, I thought you could do nothing without money in this country. Doesn't every one take bribes ?" ** Ah! yes; that is a different thing; but not the price of a button. By Jove! he understood English, too. Did you see that?" ** Yes ; and I called him an ass ! I hope he doesn't mind it." *' Oh ! no ; he won't think anything about it," said Johnson. **Thut sort of fellows don't. 1 dare say we shall see him in the- bull-ring next Sunday, and then We'll make all right with a glass of lcn\onado." And so our adventure ended with the man of the gold oma« ments. I was sony that I had spoken English before him so heedlessly, and resolved that I would never bo guilty of such gauchcrie again. But, then, who would think that a Spanish bull-fighter would talk a foreign language ? I was sorry, also, that I had torn his coat ; it had looked so awkward ; and sorry again that I had offered the man money. Altogether 1 was a little ashamed of myself ; but I had too much to look forward to at Seville to allow any heaviness to remain long at my heart ; and before I had arrived at the marvcUous city I had forgotten both him and his buttons. Kothing could be nicer than the way in which I was welcomed ut Mr. Daguilar's house, or more kind — I may almost say affec- tionate — than Maria's manner to me. But it was too affectionate ; •nd I am not sure that I should not have liked my reoeptLon 56 TALES OP ALL COUNTRIES. better liad dhe been more diffident in her tone, and less inclined to greet me with open warmth. As it was, she again gave me her cheek to kiss, in her father's presence, and called me dear John, and asked me specially after some rabbits which I had kept at home merely for a younger sister ; and then it seemed as though she were in no way embarrassed by the peculiar circum- stances of our position. Twelve months since I had asked her to be my wife, and now she was to give me an answer ; and yet she was as assured in her gait, and as serenely joyous in her tone, as though I were u brotlicr just returned from college. It could not be that she meant to refuse me, or she would not smile on me and be so loving ; but I could almost have found it in my heart to wish that she would. ** It is quite possible," said I to myself, "that I may not be found so ready for this family bargain. A love that is to be had like a bale of goods is not exactly the love to suit my taste." But then, when I met her again in the morning, I could no more have quarrelled with her than I could have flown. I was inexpressibly charmed with the whole city, and especially with the house in which Mr. Daguilar lived. It opened from the comer of a narrow, unfrequented street — a comer like an elbow —and, as seen from the exterior, there was nothing prepossessing to recommend it ; but the outer door led by a short hall or passage to an inner door or grille, made of open ornamental iron- work, and through that we entered a court, or patio, as they called it. Nothing could be more lovely or deliciously cool than was this small court. The building on each side was covered by trellis-work ; and beautiful creepers, vines, and parasite flowers, now in the full magnificence of the early summer, grew up and clustered round the windows. Every inch of wall was covered, BO that none of the glaring whitewash wounded the eye. In the four comers of the patio were four largo orange-trees, covered with fruit. I would not say a word in special praise of these, remembering that childish promise she had made on my behalf. In the middle of the court there was a fountain, and round about on the marble floor there were chairs, and here and there a small table, as though the space were really a portion of the house. It was here that we used to take our cup of coff'ee and smoke our cigarettes, I and old Mr. Daguilar, while Maria sat by, not only approving, but occasionally rolling for me the thin paper roimd the fragrant weed with her taper fingers. Beyond the patio was an open passage or gallery, filled also vrith flowers in pots ; and then, beyond this, one entered the drawing-room of the house. JOHN BULL ON THE QUADALQXnVIR. 57 It was by no means a princely palace or mansion, fit for tho owner of untold wealth. Tho rooms were not over large not very numerous ; but tho most had been made of a small space, and everything had been done to relieve the heat of an almost tropical sun.. ** It is pretty, is it not ?" she said, as. she took me through it. **Vcry pretty," I said. "I wish we could live in such bouses." " Oh, they would not do at all for dear old fat, cold, cozy England. You are quite diiferent, you know, in everything from us in the south; more phlegmatic, but then so much •teadier. The men and the houses are all the same." I can hardly tell why, but even this wounded me. It seemed to me as though she were inclined to put into one and the same category things English, dull, useful, and solid ; and that sho was disposed to show a sufficient appreciation for such necessaries of Hfe, though she herself had another and inner sense — a sense keenly alive to the poetry of her own southern clime ; and that T, as being English, was to have no participation in this latter charm. An English husband might do very well, the interests of the firm might make such an arrangement desirable, such a mariage de convenance — so I argued to myself — might bo quite compatible with — with heaven only knows what delights of supcr- terrestial romance, from which I, as being an English thick- headed lump of useful coarse mortality, was to be altogether debarred. She had spoken to me of oranges, and having finished the sun'oy of the house, she offered me some sweet littlo cakes. It could not be that of such things were the thoughts which lay undivulged beneath the clear waters of those deep black eyes — undivulged to me, though no one else could have so good a right to read those thoughts ! It could not be that that noble brow gave index of a mind intent on tho trade of which she spoke so often I "Words of other sort than any that had been vouchsafed to me must fall at times from tho rich curves of that perfect mouth. So felt I then, pining for something to make me unhappy. Ah, me ! I know idl about it now, and am content. But I wish that some learned pimdit would give us a good definition of romance, would describe in words that feeling with which our hearts are so pestered when we are young, which makes us sigh for we know not what, and forbids us to bie contented with what God sends us. "We invest female beauty with impossible attri- bute8| and are angiy because our women have not the spiritualised B8 TALES or ALL COUNTRIES. iouls of ongols, anxious m wo arc that thoy should alw bo hnmaa in tho flesh. A man looks at her ho would love as at a distant landscape in a mountainous land. Tho peaks arc glorious with more than tho hcauty of earth and rock and vegetation. lie dreams of some mysterious grandeur of design which tempts him on under the hot sun, and over the sharp rock, till he has reached the mountain goal whicli ho had set before him. I3ut when there, he finds that the beauty is well-nigh gone, and as for that delicious mystery on which his soul had fed, it has vanished for ever. I know nil about it now, and am, as I said, content. Pcneath those deep black eyes there lay a well of love, good, honest, homely love, love of father and Jiusbaud and cliihlren that were to come— of tliat love which loves to see tho loved ones prospering in honesty. That noble brow — for it is noble ; I am unchanged in that opinion, and will go unchanged to my gi*ave — covcra thoughts as to the welfai*o of many, and an intellect fitted to tho management of a household, of servants, namely, and children, and perchance a husband. That mouth can speak words of wisdom, of verv useful wisdom — though of poetry it has latterly nttert^l little tliat was originid. I'oetry and romance ! They are splendid mountain views seen in the distance. So let men bo content to see them, and not attempt to tread upon the fallacious heather of the mystic hills. In the first week of my sojourn in Seville I spoke no word of overt love to ^laria, thinking, as 1 confess, to induce her thereby to alter her mode of conduct to myself. *' She knows that I have come here to make love to her — to repeat my ofler ; and she will at any nite be chagiined if I am slow to do so." But it had no clfect. At home my mother was rather particular about her table, and Maria's greatest eflbi'ts seemed to be used in giving mo ns nice dinnei's as we gave her. In those days I did not care a straw about my dinner, and so I took an opportunity of telling her. ** Dear me," said she, looking at me almost with grief, ** do you not ? AVhat a pity ! And do you not like music either?" " Oh, yes, I adore it," I replied. 1 felt sure at the time that had I been bom in her own sunny clime, she would never have talked to me about eating. But that was my mistake. I used to walk cut with her about the city, seeing all that is there of beauty and magnificence. A)ul in what city is thero more tliat is worth the seeing? At first this was very delightfiii to me, for I felt that I was blessed with a priWlege that would not be granted to any otlier man. But its value soon fell in my JOHN BULL ON THE OUADALQTJTVIR. 69 eyes, for others would nccost her, and walk on the other side, talking to her in Spanish, ns though I hanlly existed, or were a Bonnnt there for her protection. And I was not allowed to take her arm, and tlius to appropriate her, aa I should have done in England. ** No, John," she said, with tho sweetest, prettiest smile, ** we don't do tliat hero ; only "when people arc married.'* And she made this allusion to married life out, openly, with no slightest tremor on her tongue. ** Oh, 1 beg pardon," said I, drawing hack my hand, and feel- ing angiy with myself for not being fully acquainted witli all the customs of a foreign country. *' You need not beg pardon,'* said eho ; "when wo were in England wc always walked so. It is just a custom, you know.'* And then I saw her drop her large dark eyes to tho ground, and bow gracefully in answer to some salute. I looked round, and saw that wc had been joined by a young cavalier, — a Spanish nobleman, as I saw at once ; a man with jet black luiir, and a straight nose, and a black moustache, and patent leather boots, very slim and veiy tall, and — though 1 would not confess it then — uncommonly handsome. I myself am inclined to bo stout, my hair is light, my n^so broad, 1 have no hair on my upper lip, and my whiskers arc rough and uneven, ** I could punch your head tliough, my fino fc^llow," said I to myself, when I saw that ho placed himself at Maria's eido, " and think very little of the achievement." The wretch went on with us round tho plaza for some quarter of an hour talking Si)anish with tho greatest fluency, and sho was every whit as fluent. Of course I could not understand a Word that they said. Of all positions that a man can occupy, I think that that is about tho most uncomfoitable ; and I cannot " say that, even up to this day, I have quite forgiven her for that quarter of an hour. ** I shall go in,'* said I, unable to bear my feelings, and pro- paring to leave her. '* The heat is unendurable." "Oh dear, John, why did you not speak before?** she answered. " You cannot leave mo hero, you know, as I am in your charge ; but I will go with you almost directly." And then she finished her conversation with tho Spaniard, speaking with an animation she had never displayed in her conversations with me. It had been agreed between us for two or three days before this, that we were to rise early on the following morning for the take of ascending the tower of tho oathedral« and Tuiting the 60 TALES OP ALL COUNTRIES. Gii-olda, as the iron figure is called, which turns upon a pirot (m the extreme Bummit. "We had often wandered toj^ether up and down the long dark gloomy aisle of the stupendous building, and had, together, seen its treasury of art ; but as yet we had not performed the task which has to be achieved by all visitors to Seville ; and in order that we might have a clear view over the surrounding country, and not be tormented by the heat of an advanced sun, wo had settled that wo would ascend the Giralda before brealcfast. And now, as I walked away from the plaza towards Mr. Da<::uihir'8 liouso, with Maria by my side, I made up my mind tluit I would settle my business during this visit to the catliedral. Yes, and I would so manage the settlement that there should be no doubt left as to my intentions and my own ideas. I would not be guilty of shilly-shally conduct ; I would tell her frankly what I felt and what I thought, and would make her understand that I did not desire her lumd if I could not have her heart. I did not value the kindness of her manner, seeing that that kindness sprung from indilference rather than passion ; and so I would declare to her. And I would ask her, also, who was this young man with whom she was intimate — for whom all her volubility and energy of tone seemed to bo employed ? She had told me once that it behoved her to consult a friend in Seville as to the expediency of her marriage with me. Was this the friend whom she had wished to consult ? If so, she need not trouble herself. Under such circumstances I should decline tlio connec- tion ! And I resolvvd that 1 would find out how this might be. A man who proposes to take a woman to l»is bosom as his wife, , lias a right to ask for information — ay, and to receive it too. It flashed upon my mind at this moment that Donna ^taria was well enon<;h inclined to come to me as my wife, but . I could liardly define the '* huts " to myself, for there were three or four of them. Why did slio always speak to mo in a tone of childish affection, as though I were a schoolboy home for the holidays? I would have all this out with her on the tower on the following morning, standing under the Giralda. On that morning we met together in the patio, soon after five o'clock, and started for the cathedral. She looked beautiful, with her black mantilla over her head, and with black gloves on, and her black morning silk dress — beautiful, composed, and at her ease, as though she were well satisfied to undertake this early morning walk from feelings of good nature — sustained, probably, by some under-current »f & deeper sentiment. AVell ; JOHN BULL ON THE GtJADALQriVIR. 61 I would know all about it before I returned to her father's house. There hardly stands, as I think, on the earth, a building more remarkable tlian the cathedral of Seville, and hai'dly one more grand. Its enormous size ; its gloom and darkness ; tlie rich- ness of ornamentation in the details, contrasted with the severe simplicity of the larger outlines ; the variety of its architcct\ire ; the glory of its paintings; and the wondrous splendour of its metallic decoration, its altar-friezes, screens, rails, gates, and tho like, render- it, to my mind, tho first in interest among churches. It lias not the coloured glass of Chartrcs, or the mai'ble glory of ^lilan, or such a forest of aisles as Antwerp, or so perfect a huo in stone as Westminster, nor in mixed beauty of form and colour docs it possess anything equal to tho choir of Cologne ; but, for combined magniticence tmd awe-compelling grandeur, I regard it as superior to all other ecclesiastical edifices. It is its deep gloom with which the stranger is so gi'catly struck on his first entrance. In a region so hot as the south of Spain, a cool interior is amain object with the architect, and this it hasbcenneccssary to efiect by the exclusion of light; consequently the church is dark, mysterious, and almost cold. On the morn- ing in question, as we entered, it seemed to bo filled with gloom, and the distant sound of a slow footstep hero and there beyond the transept inspired one almost with awe. Maria, when sho first met me, had begun to talk with her usual smile, offering mo coffee and a biscuit before I started. ** I never eat biscuit," I said, with almost a severe tone, as I turned from her. That dark, hoiTid man of the plaza — would she have offered him a cake had she been going to walk with him in the gloom of the moiiiing ? After that little had been spoken between us. She walked by my side with her accustomed smile ; but sho had, as I flattered myself, begun to learn that I was not to be won by a meaningless good nature. *' Wo aro lucky in cur morning lor tho view ! " that was all she said, speaking with that pecuiiarly clear, but slow pronunciation which she had assumed in learning our language. We entered the cathedral, and, walking tho whole length of the aisle, left it again at tho porter's porch at the farther end. Here wo passed through a low door on to tho stone flight of steps, and at once began to ascend. " Thore are a party of your countrymen up before us," said Maria; "the porter says that they went through the lodge half an hour sinc^." **I hope they will return before we are on the top," said I, bethinking myself of tho task tliat was before mo, And indc^ my heart 62 tALES OF ALL COtJNTRlES . was hardly at ease witliin me, for that which I had to way if ould require all the spirit of which I was master. The ascent to the Giralda is very long and very fatiguing ; and WG had to pause on the various landings and in the singular belfry in order that jMiss Dag^ilar might recruit her strength and breath. As we rested on one of these occasions, in a gallery which runs roimd the tower below the belfry, we heard a great noise of shouting, and a clattering of sticks among the bells. "It is the party of your countrymen who went up before us," said she. "AVhat a pity that Englishmen should always make so much noise! " And then she spoke in Spanish to the custotliun of the bells, who is usually to be found in a little cabin up tlicro within the tower. *^ ilo says that they went up shouting like demons," continued Maria; and it seemed to me that she looked as tliough I ought to be ashamed of the name of an Englishman. ** They may not be so solemn in their demeanour aa Spaniards," I answered ; ** but, for all that, there may be quite as much in thom." We then again began to mount, and before wo had ascended much farther we passed my tliree couutiymen. They wero young men, with gray coats and gray trousers, with slouched hats, and without gloves. They had fair faces and fair hair, and swung big sticks in their hands, with crooked handles. They laughed and talked loud, and, when we met them, seemed to bo racing with each other ; but nevertheless they were gentlemen. Ko one who knows by sight what an English gentleman is, could have doubted that ; but I did acknowledge to myself that they should have remembered that the edifice tuey were treading was a church, and that the silence they were invatling was tho cherished property of a courteous people. ♦* They ai-e all just the same as big boys," said Maria. The colour instantly Hew into ray face, and I felt that it was my duty to speak up for my own countrymen. The word '* boys " especially wounded my cars. It was as a boy that she treated me ; but, on looking at that befringed young Spanish Don — who was not, apparently, my elder in age — she had recognised a man. How- ever, I said nothing further till I reached the summit. One cannot speak with manly dignity while one is out of breath on a staircase. "There, John," she said, stretching her lumds away over tho fair plain of tho Guadalquivir, as soon as we stood against the parapet ; ** is not that lovely ? " I would not deign to notice this. " Maria," I said, " I think that you are too hard upon my countiymen ? " JOHl^ BtJLL ON tHE GUADAtQUtVtR. 64 ** Too hard ! no ; for I lovo them. Tlicy ore bo good and indus- trious ; and they como homo to their wives, and take caro of their children. But why do they make themselves so — bo— what the French call gauche ? " ''Good and industrious, and come homo to their wives!" thought I. *'I believe you hardly understand us as yet," I answered. ** Our domestic virtues are not always so very promi- nent; but, I believe, wo know how to conduct ourselves as gen- tlemen : at any rate, as well as Spaniards." I was very angry —not at the faults, but at the good qualities imputed to us. ** In affairs of business, yes," said Miiria, with a look of firm confidence in her own opinion — that look of confidence which she has never lost, and I pray that she may never lose it while I remain with her — **but in the little intercourses of the world, no ! A Spaniard never forgets what is personally duo cither to himself or his neighbours. If he is eating an onion, he eats it as an onion should be eaten." " In such matters as that he is very grand, no doubt," said I, angrily. *'And why should you not cat an onion properly, John? Kow, I heard a stoiy yesterday from Don about two Eng- lishmen, which annoyed me very much." I did not exactly catch the namo of the Don in question, but I felt through every nerve in my body that it was the man who had been talking to her on the plaza. ** And what have they done ? " said I. ** But it is the same crerywhere. "We are always abused ; but, nevertheless, no people are so welcome. At any rate, wo pay for the mischief we do." I was angry with myself the moment tho words were out of my mouth, for, after all, there is no feeling more mean than that pocket-confidence with which an Englishman some- times swaggers. ** There was no mischief done in this case," she answered. **It was simply that two men have made themselves ridiculous for ever. Tho story is all about Seville, and, of course, it annoys xno that they should be Englishmen." ** And what did they do ? " " The Marquis D'Almavivas was coming up to Seville in the boat, and they behaved to him in tho most outrageous manner. He is hero now, and is going to give a series of fetes. Of course ho will not Qsk a single Englishman." ** Wo shall manage to Hve, even though thd ^ilAr^uia D'Al* BMvivas may troym upon us," said I, proudly. 64 TALES OP ALL COUNTRIES, «*He is the richest, and also the best of our noblemen,** c>ti, — Mr. romfrct ; Jolm, this is the Marquis D'Almavivas." I cannot now describe the p:raco with which this introduction was effected, or the beauty of her face as she uttered the word. There was a boldness about her as though she had said, ** I know it all — the whole story. But, in spito of tliat you must take liim on my rt'presi-ntation, and bo gracious to him in spite of what he lias done. You must be contcut to do that ; or in quar- relling with hiiu \ou must quarrel with me also." And it was done at the spur of tlic; moment — without dchiy. She, who not five minutes since had been loudly condemning the unknown Englishman for his rudeness, had akeady pardoned him, now that he was known to bo lier friend ; and had deteimined that ho should be pardoned by others also or that she would share his disgrace. I recognised the nobleness of this at the moment; but, nevertheless, I was so sore that I would almost have pre- fciTcd that she should have disoA^Tied mo. The mai'quis immediately lilted hid cap with his left hand while he gave me his right. *' I have already had the pleasure of meeting this gentleman," ho said; **wo had some conver- Bation in the boat together." "Yes," said I, pointing to his rent, **and you still bear the marks of our encounter." **"\Vas it not delightful. Donna Maria," he continued, turning to her ; ** your friend's friend took me for a torero ? " *'iVnd it served you properly, senor," said Donna Maria, laughing; **you have no right to go about with all those rich oniimients upon you." "Oh! quite properly; indeed, I make no complaint; and I must beg your friend to understand, and his friend also, how grateful I am for their solicitude as to my pecuniary welfare. They were inclined to be severe on me for beiug so extravagant in such tritles. I was obliged to explain that I had no wife at homo kept without her proper allowance of dresses, in order that I might bo gay." *' They are foreigners, and you should forgive their eiTor," eaid she. "And in token that I do so," said the marquis, "I shall beg your friend to accept the little oniament which nt^^xacted his attention." And so saying, ho pulled the identical button out of his pocket, and gi'accfully proffered it to me. JOHN BULL ON THE GUADALQUIVIR. 67 ** I shall cany it about witli mc always,'* said I, accepting it, ** as a memento of humiliation. When I look at it, I shall ever remember tho folly of an Englishman and tho courtesy of a Spaniard ;" and as I made tho speech I could not but reflect whether it might, under any circumstances, bo possible that Lord John llussell should bo induced to give a button off his coat to a Spaniard. There were other civil speeches made, and before we left tho tower the marquis had asked me to his parties, and exacted from mc an unwilling promise that I would attend them. " Tho sefiora," he said, bowing again to Maiia, "would, he was oure, grace them. She had done so on the previous year ; and as I had accepted his little present I was bound to acknowledge him as my fiicnd." All this was very pretty, and of course I said that I would go, but I had not at that time tho slightest inten- tion of doing so. Maria had behaved admirably ; she had covered my confusion, and shown herself not ashamed to own me, dclin* quent as I was ; but, not the less, had she expressed her opinion, in language terribly strong, of the awkwardness of which I had been guilty, and had shown almost an aversion to my English eliaractcr. I should leave Seville as quickly as I could, and should certainly not again put myself in the way of the Marquis D'Almavivas. Indeed, I dreaded the moment that I should bo first alone with her, and should find myself forced to say some- thing indicative of my feelings — to hear something also indicative of her feelings. I had come out this morning resolved to demand my rights and to exercise them — and now my only wish was to run away. I hated the marquis, and longed to be alone that I might cast his button from me. To think that a man should bo eo mined by such a trifle ! We descended that prodigious flight without a word upon tho Fubjcct, and almost without a word at all. She had carried her- self well in the presence of Almavivas, and had been too proud to Bcem ashamed of her companion ; but now, as I could well see, her feelings of disgust and contempt had returned. AVhen I begged her not to hurry herself, she would hardly answer me ; and when she did speak, her voice was constrained and unlike herself. And yet how beautiful she was ! Well, my dream of Spanish love must be over. But I was sure of this ; that having known her, and given her my heart, I could never afterwards ■hare it with another. We came out at last on the dark, gloomy aisle of the cathedral, Mid walked together without a word up along tho sido of tht 68 TALES OP ALL COUNTRffift chnir, till wo cnmo to the tifinscpt. There was not a son! near ue, and not a Bound -waa to bo heard but the distant, low patter* iug of a mass, then in course of celebration at some far-off chapel in the cathedral. AVhcn wo got to the transept Maria turned a little, as though sho was going to tho transept door, and thea Btoi)ped herself. Sho stood still ; and when I stood also, sho nindo two steps tow luxls me, and put her hand on my arm. "Oh, Jolin ! " sho said. "Well," said I; "after all it does not BignlTy. You cott make a ioko of it when my back is turned." " Dearest John ! " — shp had never spoken to mo in that way before — *' you must not be angry with me. It is better that w© should explain to each other, is it not ? " " Oh, much better. I vm very glad you heard of it at onco. T do not look at it quite in tho sumo light that you do ; but nevertheless — — " " "What do you mean? l^ut I know you arc angry with mo. And yet you cannot think that I intended those woixls for you. Of course I know now that there was nothing rudo in what passed." "Oh, but there was." " No, I am sure there was not. You could not bo rude though you are so free heaited. I see it all now, and so does tho marquis. You will like him bo much when you come to know him. Tell me that you won't be cross with me for what I have said. Sometimes I think that I have displeased you, and yet my whole wish has been to w'elcomo you to Seville, and to make you comfortable as an old Iriend, Promise mo that you will not be cross with me." Cross with her ! I certainly had no intention of being cross, but I had begun to think that sho would not care what my humour might be. " Maria," I said, taking hold of her hand. " No, John, do not do that. It is in the church, you know." " Maria, will you answer me a question ?" "Yes," she said, very slowly, looking down upon the stone Blabs beneath our feet. " Do you love me ? " " Love you ! " "Yes, do you love me? You were to give me an answer here, in Seville, and now I ask for it. I have almost taught mj-self to think that it is needless to ask ; and now this horrid mischance " " What do you mean ?" said she, speaking veiy quickly. JOHN" BULL ON THE GUADALQUIVIR. 69 "TThy this miserable blunder about tbe marquises button! After tliat I suppose " **The marquis! Oh, John, is that to make a differcneo between you and mo ? — a littlo joko liko that ? " *'Butdocsitnot?" *'Mako a change between us! — such a thing as that! Oh, JTolHi!" "But tell me, Maria, what am I to hope? If you will say that you can love me, I shall care nothing for the marquis. In that case I can bear to be laughed at.'* ^ ** Who will dare to laugh at you ? Not the marquis, whom I am sure you will like." *' Your friend in the plaza, who told you of all this.*' <*^^^lat, poorTomasI" *' I do not know about his being poor. I mean the gentleman "who was with you last night." ** Yes, Tom5!s. You do not know who ho is ?** «'Kot in the least." **How droll! He is your own clerk — partly your own, now that you are one of the firm. And, John, I mean to make you do something for him ; ho is such a good fellow ; and last year lie married a young girl whom I love — oh, almost like a sister." Do something for him ! Of course I would. I promised, then aiid there, that I would raise his salary to any conceivable amount that a Spanish clerk could desire ; which promise I have Binco kept, if not absolutely 'to the letter, at any rate, to an extent which has been considered satisfactoiy by the gentleman's wife. ** But, Maria — dearest Maria " ** Kemember, John, we are in the church ; and poor papa will tc waiting breakfast." I need hardly continue the story further. It will' be known to all that my love- suit throve in spite ot my unfortunate raid on the button of the Marquis D'Almavivas, at whose series of fetes through that month I was, I may boast, an honoured guest. I have since that had the pleasure of entertaining him in my own poor house in England, and one of our boys bears his Christian name. From that day in which I ascended the Giralda to this present day in which I write, I have never once had occasion to com- plain of a deficiency of romance either m Maria Daguilar or ia ^taha Pomfret. MISS SARAH JACK, OF SPANISH TOWN, JAMAICA. There is nothing so melancholy qs a country in its decadence, unless it bo a people in their decadence. I am not aware that the latter misfortune can be attributed to the Anglo-Saxon race in any part of the world ; but there is reason to fear that it haa fallen on an English colony in tlie island of Jamaica. Jamaica was one of those spots on which fortime shone with the full warmth of all her noonday splendour. That sun has Bet ; — whether for ever or no none but a prophet can tell ; but as far as a plain man may see, tliero aro at present but few signs o^ a coming morrow, or of another summer. It is not just or proper that one should grieve over the mis- fortunes of Jamaica with a stronger grief because her savannahs are so lovely, her forests so rich, her mountains so green, and her rivers so rapid ; but it is so. It is piteous that a land so beauti- ful should be one which fate has marked for misfortune. Had Guiana, with its flat, level, unlovely soil, become poverty-stricken, one would hardly sorrow over it as one does sorrow for Jamaica. As regards scenery she is the gem of the western tropics. It is impossible to conceive spots on the earth's surface more gracious to the eye than those steep green valleys which stretch down to the south-west from the Blue Mountain peak towards the sea ; and but little behind these in beauty are the rich wooded hills which in the western part of the island divide the counties of Hanover and Westmoreland. The hero of the tale which I am going to tell was a sngar-growcr in the latter district, and the heroine was a girl who lived under that Blue [Mountain peak. The very name of a sugar-grower as connected with Jamaica savours of fruitless struggle, failure, and desolation. And from his earliest growth fruitless struggle, failure, and desolation had been the lot of Maurice Cumming. At eighteen years of age he jnss sahah jack, of Spanish town, j'amaica. 71 Lad been left by bis Mher koIo possessor of the Mount Pleasant estate, than which in her palmy days Jamaica had littlo to boast of that was more pleasant or moro palmy. But those days had passed by before lioger Gumming, tho father of our friend, had died. These misfortunes coming on the head of one another, at intervals of a few years, had first stunned and then killed him. His slaves rose against him, as they did against other proprietors around him, and burned down his house and mills, his homestead and ofllces. Those who kuow the amount of capital which a 6u gar-grower must invest in such buildings will understand the extent of this misfortune. Tlien the slaves were emancipated. It is not perhaps possible that we, now-a-days, should regard this as a calamity ; but it was quit« impossible that a Jamaica proprietor of those days should not have done so. Men will do much for philanthropy, they will work hard, they will give the coat from their back ; — nay the very shirt from their body ; but few men will endure to look on with satisfaction while their commerce is destroyed. ]iut even this Mr. Gumming did bear after a while, and kept his fihoulder to the wheel. He kept his shoulder to the wheel till that third misfortune came upon him — till the protection duty on Jamaica sugar was abolished. Then ho turned his face to the wall and died. His son at this time was not of age, and the large but lessening property which ^Ir. Gumming left behind him was for three ycaia in the hands of tnistees. 13ut nevertheless ^lauricc, young at he was, managed the estate. It was he who grew the canes, and made the sugar ; — or else failed to make it. He was the ** massa" to whom the free negi'oes looked as the soTirce from whence their wants should be supplied, notwithstanding that, being free, they were ill inclined to work for him, let his want of work be ever so sore. Mount Pleasant had been a very large property. In addition to his sugar-canes ilr. Gumming had grown coffee ; for his land ran up into the hills of Trelawney to that altitude which in the tropics seems necessary for the perfect growth of the coffee berry. But it soon became eWdent that labour for tho double produce could not be had, and the coffee plantation was abandoned, "Wild brush and the thick undergrowth of forest reappeared on the hill-sides which had been rich with produce. And the evil re-created and exaggerated itself. Negroes squatted on the i^bandoned property j and being 'tblo to live with abundance from 72 TALES OP ALL COUNTRIES. their stolen gardens, were less willing than ever to work in the cane pieces. And thus things went from bad to worse. In the good old times Mr. Gumming' s sugar produce had spread itself annually over some three hundred acres; but by degrees this dwindled down to half that extent of land. And then in those old golden days they had always taken a full hogshead from the acre ;— ' very often more. The estate had sometimes given four hundred hogsheads in the year. But in the days of which we now spcuk the crop had fallen below fifty. At this time Maurice Gumming was eight-and-twenty, and it is hardly too much to say that misfortune had nearly crushed him. But nevertheless it had not crushed him. lie, and some few like him, had still hoped against hope ; had still persisted in looking foi'\N'ard to a future for the island which once was so generous with its gifts. AVTien his father died he might still have had enouj^h for the wauts of life had he sold his property for what it would fetch. There was money in England, and the remains of largo wealth. Bat ho would not sacrifice Mount Pleasant or abandon Jamaica ; and now after ten years' struggling he still kept Mount Pleasant, and the mill was still going; but all other property had parted from his hands. By nature Maurice Gumming would have been gay and lively, a man ^vith a happy spirit and easy temper ; but struggling had made him silent if not morose, and had saddened if not soured \as temper. He had lived alone at Mount Pleasant, or generally alone. Work or want of money, and the constant difficulty of getting labour for his estate, had left liim but little time for a young mtm's ordinary amusements. Of the charms of ladies* society he had known but little. Very many of the estates around him had been absolutely abandoned, as was the case with his own coffee plantation, and from others men had sent away their wives and daughters. Nay, most of the proprietors had gone themselves, leaving an overseer to extract what little might yet be extracted out of the property. It too often happened that that little was not sufficient to meet the demands of the overseer himself. The house at Mount Pleasant had been an irregular, low-roofed, picturesque residence, built with only one floor, and surrounded on all sides by large verandahs. In the old days it had always been kept in perfect order, but now this was far fi-om being the ease. Few young bachelors can keep a house in order, but no bachelor young or old can do bo uuder such a doom as that o{ MISS SARAH JACK, OF SPANISH TOWN, JAMAICA. 73 Maurice Cumming. Every shilling that Maurice Cummiug could collect was spent in bribing negroes to work for him. But bribe as he would the negroes would not work. "No, massa; mo pain here ; me no workee to-day," and Sambo would lay his fat hand on his fat stomach. I have said that he lived generally alone. Occasionally his house on Mount Pleasant was enlivened by visits of an aunt, a maiden sister of his mother, whose usual residence was at Spanish Town. It is or should be known to all men that Spanish Town was and is the seat of Jamaica legislature. But Maurice was not over fond of his relative. In this he was both wrong and foolish, for Miss Sarah Jack — such was her name — was in many respects a good woman, and was certainly a rich woman. It is true that she was not a handsome woman, nor a fashionable woman, nor perhaps altogether an agreeable woman. She was tall, thin, ungainly, and yellow. Her voice, which she used freely, was harsh. She was a politician and a patriot. She regarded England as the greatest of countries, and Jamaica as the greatest of colonies. But much as she loved England she was very loud in denouncing what she called the perfidy of the mother to the brightest of her children. And much as she loved Jamaica she was equally severe in her taunts against those of her brother-islanders who would not believe that tho island might yet flourish as it had flourished in her father's days. '* It is because you and men like you will not do your duty by your country," she had said some score of times to Maurice^— not with much justice considering the laboriousness of his life. But Maurice knew well what she meant. ** "What could I do there up at Spanish Town," he would answer, " among such a pack as there are there ? Here I may do something." And then she would reply with the full swing of her eloquence, ** It is because you and such as you think only of yourself and not of Jamaica, that Jamaica has come to such a pass as this. Why is there a pack there as you call them in the uonourablo Houno of Afscmbly ? "NVliy are not tho best men in the islund to be found there, as the best men in England ai'o to bo found in tho British House of Commons? A pack, indeed! My 'father was proud of a seat in that house, and I remember the day, Maurice Cumming, when your father also thought it no shame to repro- Bcnt his own parish. If men like you, who have a stake in tho country, will not go there, of course the house is filled with men who have no stake. If they are a pack| it ifl you who send theia tjiere ; — ^you, and others like you," 74 TALES OP ALL commins. All had its effect, though at the raomcnt ^raurico wotild shrng hie shoulders and t\im away liis licad from tho torrent of the lady's discourse. But ^fiss Jaclc, though fl}ie was not greatly liked, was greatly respected. Maurice would not own that she convinced him ; but at last he did allow his name to bo put up ns candidate for liis ov,i\ parisli, nnd in duo time ho became a monibcr of the honourable House of AsscmV>ly in Jamaica. This honour entails on tho holder of it the necessity of living at or within reach of Spanish Town for some ten weeks towanls tho close of every year. Kow on the whole fare of the uninhabited globe there is pirliaps no spot more dull to look at, more Lethean in its aspect, more corpse-like or move cadaverous than Spanish Town. .It is tho head-quaiters of the government, the seat of the legislature, the residence of th(> governor; — but nevertheless it is, as it were, a city of tho very dead. Here, as we have said before, lived Miss Jack in a large forlorn ghost-like house in which her father and all her family had lived before her. And as a matter of course !Maunce Cumming when he came up to attend to his duties as a member of tho legislature took up his abode with her. Kow at the time of which wo arc specially speaking ho had completed tho first of these annual visits. He had already benetlted his country by sitting out one session of the colonial pai'liament, and had satislied himself that ho did no other good than that of keeping away some person more objectionable than himself. He was however prepai'cd to repeat this self-sacrifice in a spirit of patriotism for which he received a very meagre meed of eulogy from Miss Jack, and an amount of eelf-applauso which was not mueh more extensive. *' Down at !Mount Pleasant I can do something,*' he would eav over and over again, ** but what good can any man do up hcTC?" ** You can do your duty," ^liss Jack would answer, " as others did before you wluii the colony was made to prosper." And then they would run oil" into a long discussion about free labour nnd protective duties. lUit at the present moment ^Faurice Cumming had another vexation on his mind over and above that ari^ung from his wasted hours at Spanish ToAvn, and his fniitless labours at Mount Pleasant. He was in love, and was not altogether Fatisficd with tho conduct of his lady-love. Miss Jack had other nephews besides Maurice Cumming, and nieces also, of m lioiu Mariim Leslie was one. The family «f the Leslies lived up near Newcastle — in the mountains, that is, which MISS flARAH JACK, OP SPANISH TOWN, JAMAICA. 7^ stand OTcr Kinj^ston — at a distance of some eighteen miles from Kingston, but in a climate as different from that of the town oa the climate of Naples is from that of Berlin. In Kingston the heat is all hut intolerable throughout the year, by day and by night, in the house and out of it. In the mountains round Kcwcastle, some four thousand feet above the sea, it is merely warm during the day, and cool enough at night to make a blanket desirable. . ' It is pleasant enough living up amongst those green mountains. There are no roads there for wheeled caiiiages, nor are there caiiiagcs with or without wheels. All journeys are made on horseback. Every visit paid from house to house is performed in this manner. Ladies young and old live before dinner in their riding-habits. The hospitality is free, easy, and unembarrassed. The scenery is magnificent. The tropical foliage is wild and luxuriant beyond measure. There may bo enjoyed all that a southern climate has to offer of enjoyment, without the penalties which such enjoyments usually entail. Mrs. Leslie was a half-sistt^r of Miss Jack, and Miss Jack had been a half-sister also of ^[rs. Gumming ; l3ut Mrs. Leslie and ^[rs. Gumming had in no way been related. And it had so happened that up to the period of his legislative efiorts ^laurico Gumming had seen nothing of the Leslies. Soon after his aiiival at Spanish Town he had been taken by Miss Jack to Shandy Hall, for so the residence of the Leslies was called, and having remained there for three days, had fallen in love with Maiian Leslie. Now in the "West Indies all young ladies flirt ; it is the first habit of their nature — and few young ladies in the "West Indies were more given to flirting, or understood the science better than Marian Leslie. Maurice Gumming fell violently in love, and during his first visit at Shandy Hall found that Marian was perfection — for during this first visit her propensities were exerted altogether in his own favour. That little circumstance does make such a difference in a young man's judgment of a girl ! Ho came back full of admiration, not altogether to Miss Jack's dissatisfaction ; for Miss Jack was willing enough that both her nephew and her niece should settle down into married life. But then Maurice met his fair one at a governor's ball — at a ball where red coata abounded, and aides-de-camp dancing in spurs, and narrow- waisted lieutenants with sashes or epaulettes I The aides-de-camp and narrow-waisted lieutenants waltzed better thw be did; and as one after the other whisked round the ball* 76 TALES OP ALL COUNTRIES. room "witli Marian firmly ckspcd in his armB, Maurice's fcclingf were not of the Bweetest. Kor tvos this the worst of it. If ad tho whiskinp; boon divided equally among ten, ho might have forgiven it ; but there was ono specially nan-ow-waisted lieutenant, vrho towanls tho end of tho evening kept Marian nearly wholly to himself. Now to a man in love, who has had but little experienco of either balls or young ladies, this is intolerable. Ho only met her twice after that before his return to Mount rioasant, and on the first occasion that odious soldier was not there. lUit a specially devout young clergyman was present, an unmarried, evangelical, liandsome yoimg curate fresh from Kngltmd ; and Marijui's piety had been so excited that she hnd eared for no one else. It appeared moreover that the curate's girts for conversion were confined, as regiirdcd that opportunity, to ^[arian's advantage. "Iwill have nothing more to say to her," said Maurice to himself, scowling. But just as he went away Marian luul given him her hand, and called him Maurice — for she pretended that they were cousins — and had looked into his eyes and decliued that she did hope that the assembly at Spanish Town would soon be sitting again. Hitherto, she said, slio had not cared one straw about it. Then poor Maurice pressed the little fingers which lay within his own, and sworo that ho would be at Shandy Hall on the day before his return to Mount Pleasant. So he was ; and there ho found tho narrow-waisted lieutenant, not now bedecked with sash and epaulettes, but lolling at liis ease on Mrs. Leslie's sofa in a wliitc jacket, whilo ^[arian sat at his feet telling his fortune with a book about flowers. " Oh, a musk rose, Mr. Ewing; you know what a musk rose means !" Then she got up and sliook himds with Mr. Gumming ; but her eyes still went away to the wliito jacket and tlie sofa. Poor Maurice had often been nearly broken-hearted in his elforts to manage his free black labourers ; but even that was easier than managing such as Marian Leslie. Marian Leslie was a Creole — as also were Miss Jack and Maurice Cumming — a child of tho tropics; but by no means sucli a child as tropical chiklren are generally thought to be by us in more northern latitudes. She was black-hoiix'd and black- eyed, but her lips were as red and her cheeks as rosy as thougli she had been born and bred in regions where the snow lies in winter. She was a small, pretty, beautifully made little creature, pomewhat idle as regards the work of the world, but active and itrong enough wheu dancing or riding were required from her. MISS SARAH JACK, OP SPANISH TOWN. JAMAICA. 7? Her father was a banker, and was fairly prosperous in ppito of tlio poverty of his country. His house of business was at Kinp;ston, antl ho usually slept there twice a week; but he always resided at Shandy Hall, and Mrs. Leslie and her children knew but very little of tho miseries of Kingston. For bo it known to all men, that of all towns Kingston, Jamaica, is the most miserable. I fear that I shall have set my readers very much against ^farian Leslie ; — much more so than I would wish to do. As a rule tliey will not know liow thoroughly fliiling is an institution in tlio West Indies — practised by all young ladies, and laid aside by tliom when they many, exactly as tlieir young-lady names and young-lady liabits of %arious kinds arc laid aside. All I would say of Maiian Leslie is this, that she understood the working of tho institution more thoroughly than others did. And I must add also in her favour that she did not keep her flirting for sly comers, nor did her admirers keep their distance till mamma was out of tho way. It mattered not to her who was present. Had she been called on to make one at a synod of tho clergy of tho island, ehe would have llirted with the bishop before all his priests. And there have been bishops in tho colony who would not have gainsaycd lier! But Maurice Gumming did not rightly calculate all this ; nor indeed did Miss Jack do so as thoroughly as she sliould have done, for Miss Jack knew more about such matters than did poor ^laurice. "If you like Marian, why don't you marry her?" ^liss Jack had once said to him; and this coming from Miss Jack, who was made of money, was a great deal. ** She wouldn't liavc me," Maurice had answered. ** That's more than you know or I either," was Miss Jack's reply. ** But if you like to try, I'll help you." With reference to this, Maurice as he left liliss Jack's residence on his return to Mount Pleasant, had dcclai'cd that Marian Lcilio was not worth an honest man's love. "Psha!" Miss Jack replied; "Marian will do like other gills. "When you many a wile I suppose you mean to be niast^x?" ** At any rate I shan't marry her," said Maurice. And so lie went his way back to Hanover with a sore heart. And no wonder, for thot was tho very day on which Lieutenant Ewing had asked the question about the musk rose. But there was a dogged constancy of feeling about Maurice wbicli could not allow him to disburden himself of his love. f 8 tALES Ot ALL COrOTRtHl. "When lie waa again at Mount Pleasant among Ws engar-caaei and hogsheadfl he cotild not help thinking about Marian. It is true he always thought of her as flying round that ball-room in Ewing's arms, or looking up with rapt admiration into that young parson's face ; and so he 'got but little pleasure from Ids thoughts. But not the less was he in love with her ; — not the less, though he would swear to himself three times in the day that for no earthly consideration would he marry Marian Leslie. The early months of the year from January to May are the busiest with a Jamaica sugar-grower, and in this year they were very busy months with Maurice Gumming. It seemed as though there were actually some truth in Miss Jack's prediction that prosperity would return to him if he attended to his counti-y ; lor the prices of sugar had risen higher than they had ever been eincc tlio duty had been withdrawn, and thero was more promise of a crop ut Mount Pleustmt than ho had seen since liis reign commenced. Lut then the question of labour ? How ho slaved in trying to get work from those free negroes ; and alas ! how often ho slaved in vain ! But it was not all in vain ; for as things went on it became clciu'to him that in this year ho would, for the first time since he commenced, obtain something like a return from his land. "What if the turning-point had come, and things were now about to nm the other way. But then the happiness which might have accrued to him from this source was dashed by his thoughts of Marian Leslie. "NVliy had be thrown himself in the way of that syren? "Why had ho left !^^ount Pleasant at all ? lie knew that on his return to Hpimish Town liis fuNt woric would bo to visit Shandy Hall ; and Vet lie I'elt that of all places in the island, Shandy Hall was the last which he ought to visit. And then about the beginning of May, when he was hard at work turning tho last of his canes into sugar and rum, ho received his annual visit from Miss Jack. And whom should Miss Jack ]»ring with lier but Mr. Leslio. " I'll toll you what it is," said Miss Jack ; *• I have spoken to Mr. Leslie about you and Marian." *' Then you had no business to do anything of tho kind," said Maurice, blushing up to his ears. "Nonsense," replied Miss Jack, "I understand what I am about. Of course Mr. Leslie will want to know aometliing about the ostato." "Then ho may go bark rw wieo as bo camo, for ho'll loom Hotliing from mo. Kot that 1 have anything to hide." MISS SARAH JACK, OP SPANISH TOWN, JAMAICA. 7^ " So I told him. Now tliero ore a large family of thorn, you BOO ; and of course he can't give Marian much." **I don't euro a straw if he doesn't give her a shilling. If she cared for me, or I for her, I shouldn't look after her for her money." "But a little money is not a bad thing, Maurice," said Miss Jack, who in her time had had a good deal, and had managed to take care of it. *' It is all one to me." " But what I was going to say is this — hum — ha — . I don't like to pledge myself for fear I should raise hopes which mayn't he fuUillcd." "Don't pledge yourself to anything, aunt, in which Marian Leslie and I are concerned." " But what I was going to say is this ; my money, what little I have, you know, must go some day either to you or to tho Leslies." " You may give all to tliem if you plenRc." "Of course I may, and I dare say I shall,'* said Miss Jack, who was beginning to bo imtatcd. " But at any rate you might have the civility to listen to me when I am endeavouring to put you on your legs. I am sure I think about nothing else, morning, noon, and night, and yet I never get a decent word from you. Marian is too good for you ; that's the truth." But at length Miss Jack was allowed to open her budget, and to make her proposition ; "vhich amounted to this — that she had already told Mr. Leslie that she would settle the bulk of her property conjointly on Maurice and Marian if they would make a match of it. Kow aa Mr. Leslie had long been casting a hankering eye after Miss Jack's money, with a strong conviction however that Maurice Gumming was her favourite nephew and probable heir, this proposition was not unpalatable. So he agreed to go do-svn to Mount Pleasant and look about him. "But you may live for the next thirty years, my dear Miss Jack," Mr. Leslie hatl said. *** Yes, I may," Misa Jack replied, looking very dry. "And I am sure I hope you will," continued Mr. Leslie. And then the subject was allowed to drop ; for Mr. Leslie knew that it was not always easy to talk to Miss Jack on Buch matters. Miss Jack was a person in whom I think wo may say that tho good predominated over tho bad. She was often morose, crabbed, and self-opinionated ; but then she knew her own imperfections, and forgave those she loved for evincing their dislike of theuL 80 TALKd OJ ALL COUNTRIES. Maurico Cnmming was often inattentive to her, plainly uliCWitig that ho was worried hy her importunities and ill at ease in her company. But she loved her nephew with nil her heart ; and though she dearly liked to tyrannise over him, never allowed herself to he really angry with him, though he bo frequently refused to how to her dictation. And she loved Marian Leslie also, though Marian was so sweet and lovely and she herself so harsh and ill-favoured. She loved Marian, though Marian would often he impertinent. She forgave the flirting, the light- heortedness, the love ot amusement. Marian, she said to her- self, was young and pretty. She, Miss Jack, had never known ^larian's temptation. And so she resolved in her own mind that Marian should bo made a good and happy woman ; — but always as the wife of Maurice Gumming. But Maurice turned a deaf ear to all these good tidings — or rather lie turned to them an ear that seemed to be deaf. IIo dearly, ardently loved that little flirt ; but seeing that she was a flirt, that she had flirted so grossly when he was by, he would not confess his love to a human being. He would not have it known that he was wasting his heart for a worthless little chit, to whom every man was the same — except that those were most eligible whose toes were the lightest and their outside trappings the brightest. That he did love her he could not help, but he would not disgrace himselt by acknowledging it. He was very civil to Mr. Leslie, but he would not speak a word that could be taken as a proposal for Marian. It had been part of Miss Jack's plan that the engagement should absolutely be made down there at !Mount Pleasant, without any rcforenco to the young lady ; but Maurice could not be induced to break the ice. So he took Mr. Leslie through his mills and over his cane-pieces, talked to him about the laziness of the ** niggers," while the ** niggers " themselves stood by tittering, and rode with him away to the high grounds where the coffee plantation had been in the good old days ; but not a word was said between them about Marian. And yet Marian was never out of his heart. And then came the day on which Mr. Leslie was to go back to Kingston. ** And you won't have her then ?" said Miss Jack to her nephew early that morning. ''You won't be said by me?" " Not in this matter, aunt." "Then you will live and die a poor man; you mean that, 1 ■uppose?" ♦' It'i likely enough that I shaU,. There's this comfort, at any MISS SARAH JACK, 0^ SPANISH TOV^N, JAMAICA. 81 rate, I*m used to it." And then Miss Jack was eilent again for a while. *' Very well, sir ; that's enough," she said angrily. And then she hegan again. ** But, Maurice, you wouldn't hare to wait for my death, you know." And she put out her hand and touched his ann, entreating him as it were to yield to her. **0h, Maurice," she said, ** I do so want to make you comfortahle. Let us speak to Mr. Leslie." But Maurice would not. Ho took her hand and thanked her. hut said that on this matter he must be his own master. ** Very well, sir," she exclaimed, "Ihave done. In future you may manage for yourself. As for me, I shall go hack with Mr. Leslie to Kingston." And so she did. Mr. Leslie returned that day, taking her with him. When he took his leave, his invita- tion to Maurice to come to Shandy Hall was not very pressing. *' Mrs. Leslie and the children will always be glad to see you,'* said he. " Remember me very kindly to Mrs. Leslie and the child^ien," said Maurice. And so they parted. ** You have brought me down here on a regular ibol's errand," said Mr. Leslie, on their journey back to town. ** It will all come right yet," replied Miss Jack. "Take my word for it ho loves her." *' Fudge," said Mr. Leslie, But he could not aftbrd to quarrel vnth. his rich connection. In spite of all that he had said and thought to the contrary, Maurice did look forward during the remainder of the summer to his return to Spanish Town with something like impatience. It was very dull work, being there alone at Mount Pleasant ; and lot him do what ho would to prevent it, his very dreams tooJc him to Shandy Hall. But at last the slow time made itself away, and ho found himself once more in his aunt's house. A couple of days passed and no word was said about the Leslies. On the morning of the third day he determined to go to Shandy Hall. Hitherto he had never been there without staying for the night ; but on this occasion ho made up his mind to return the same day. ** It would not be civil of me not to go there," he said to his aunt. " Certainly not," she replied, forbearing to press the matter further. "But why make such a terrible hard day's work of it?" *' Oh, I shall go down in the cool, before breakfast; and thea I need hot have the bother of taking a bag." S2 TALES OF ALL COtJNTRnM. And in this way ho started. Miss Jack said nothing further } but flhe longod in her heart that she might be at Marianas elbow unseen during the visit. He found them all at breakfast, and the first to welcome him at the hall door was Mw-ian. " Oh, Mr. Gumming, we are so glad to see you ;" and she looked into his eyes with a way sho had, that was enough to make a man's heart wild. But she did not call him Maurico now. Miss Jack had spoken to her sister, Mrs. Leslie, as well as to Mr. Leslie, about this marriage scheme. ** Just let them alone," was Mrs. Leslie's advice. ** You can't alter Marian by lecturing her. If they really love each other they'll come together ; and if they don't, why then they'd better not." " And you really mean that you're going back to Spanish Town to-day?" said Mrs. Leslie to her visitor. **rm afraid I must. Indeed I haven't brought my things "^ith me." And then he again caught Marian's eye, and began to wish that his resolution had not been so sternly made. ** I suppose you are so fond of that House of Assembly," said Ikfarian, *' that you cannot tear yourself away lor more than ono d-ay. You'll not bo able, I suppose, to find timo to come to our picnic next week ?" Maurice said he feared that ho should not have time to go to a picnic. ** Oh, nonsense," said Fanny— one of the younger giiis — *',you must come. "We can't do without him, can we ?" ** Marian has got your name down the first on the list of tho gentlemen," said another. " Yes; and Captain Kwing's second," said Bell, tho youngest. *' I'm afraid I must induce your sister to alter her list," said Maurice, in his stcmest manner. ** I cannot manage to go, and I'm sure she will not miss me." ^larian looked at the little girl who had so unfortunately men- tioned the warrior's name, and the little girl knew that she had Binned. *' Oh, we cannot possibly do without you ; can we, Marian?" said Fanny. " It's to be at Binglcy's Dell, and we've got a bed for you at Newcastle ; quite near, you know." " And another for " began Bell, but she stopped herself. " Go away to your lessons, Bell," said Marian. " You know how angry mamma will be at your staying here all the morning ;" and poor Bell with a sorrowful look left the room. " We ar© all certainly very anxious that you should come ; MISS SARAH JACK, OF SPANISH TOWK, JAMAICA. 85 very anxious for a great many reasons," said Marian, in a voice that was rather solemn, and as though the matter were one of considerable import. ^' But if you really cannot, why of course there is no more to be said." ** There will be plenty without me, I am sure." ** As regards numbers, I dare say there will j for we shall have pretty nearly the whole of the two regiments ;" and Marian ag she alluded to the officers spoke in a tone which might lead one to think that she would much rather be without them ; '* but we counted on you as being one of ourselves ; and as you had oeen away so long, we thought — we thought — ," and then she turned away her face, and did not finish her speech. Before he could make up his mind as to his answer she had risen from her chair, and walked out of the room. Maurice almost thought that he saw a tear in her eye as she went. He did ride back to Spanish Town that afternoon, after an early dinner ; but before he went Marian spoke to him alone for one minute. " I hope you are not offended with me," she said. ** Offended I oh no ; how could I be offended with you ?" ** Because you seem so stem. I am sure I would do anything I covild to oblige you, if I knew how. It would be so shocking not to be good friends with a cousin like you." "But there are bo many different sorts of friends," said Maurice. **0f course there are. There are a great many friends that one does not care a bit for, — ^people that one meets at balls and places like that — " *' And at picnics," said Maurice. <*Well, some of them there too; but we are not like that; are we?" What could Maurice do but say, "no," and declare that their friendship was of a warmer description ? And how could he resist promising to go to the picnic, though as he made the promise he knew that misery wo\dd be in store for him ? He did promise, and then she gave him her hand and called him Maurice. " Oh I I am so glad,*' she said. "It seemed so shocking that you should refuse to join us. And mind and be early, Maurice ; for I shall want to explain it all. "We are to meet, you know, at Clifton Gate at one o'clock, but do you be a little before that, and we shall be there." Maurice Cummiag resolved within his own breast as he rode back to Spanish Town, that if Marian behaved to mm all tliat a 2 84 TALES or ALL COTJimilia. day at tho picnic na bIio had done this day at Shandy Hall, ha vould Mk her to bo his wife before ho left her. And ^liw Jack also was to bo at tho picnic. ** Thoro is no need of going early," said she, when her nephew mndo a fiisa about tho stnrting. ** People aro never Tcry punctual at such aflaira as that ; and then they arc always quite long enough." I^ut ^taurico explained that ho was anxious to bo early, and on this occasion ho carried his point. AVhon they n^ached Clillon Gate tho ladies were already there; not in carriugt^s, as people go to picnics in other and tamer countries, but eacli on her own horso or her own pony. But they wore not alone. Beside ^liss Leslie was a gt^ntleman, whom ^laurico know os Lieutenant Graham, of the llag-ship at Tort lU>yul ; and at a little distance which quite enabled him to join in the conversation was Captain Kwing, tho lieutonant with the narnnv waist of the pnn'ious year. *' Wo shall have a delightful day. Miss Leslie," said tho lieu- tenant. " Oh, charming, isn't it?'* said Marian. ** But now to choose a place for dinner. Captain Ewingj— what do you say?" •'Will you commission me to select? You know I'm Tcry well up in gt^ometr}-, and all that?" *' l^ut that won't teach you what sort of a place docs for a {ncnic dinner; — will it, ^Ir. Cumming?" And then she shook lands with Maurice, but did not take any further special notice of him. ** "We'll all go togi^ther, if you please. The commission is too import :mt to be loll to one. And then Marian rode off, un«l the licut<^iiimt ond tho captain rode 'vvith her. It was open for ^laurico to join them if he chose, but he did not choose. lie had come there ever so much earlier than he need have done, dnigging his aunt with him, because Marian had told him that his services would be specially required by her. And now as soon os she saw him she went away with tho two officers ! — went a^vay without vouchsiifing him a word. Ho mode up his mind, there on the spot, that he would never think of her again — Lever speak to her otherwise than he might speak to the most indillVreut of mortals. And yet he was a man that co\dd struggle right manfully with the world's troubles ; one who had struggled with them fix)m his boy- hood, and had never boon overcome. Now he was unable to'conceal the bitterness of hiswratlil>ecause a little girl had ridden off to look for a green spot for her tablecloth without asking his assistance) I MISS SARAH JACK, OP SPANISH TOWN. JAMAICA. 85 Picnicfl are, I think, in general, rather tetlious for tho elderly people who accompany them. "NVhcn tho joints become a littlo stiff, dinners arc eaten most comfortably with tho accompaniment of chairs and tables, and a roof overhead is an agrement do plus. But, nevertheless, picnics cannot exist without a certain allow- ance of elderly people. Tho Miss ;>ranan8 and Captains Ewing cannot go out to dine on tho grass without somo one to look after them. So tho elderly people go to picnics, in a dull tamo way, doing their duty, and wishing tho day over. Now on tho morn- ing in question, when Marian rode olF with Captain Ewing and Lieutenant Graham, Maurico Camming remained among the elderly people. A certain Mr. Pomken, a great Jamaica agriculturist, ono of tho Council, a man who had known tho good old times, got him by tho button and held him fast, discoursing wisely of sugar and rum, of Gadsden pans and recreant negroes, on all of which sub- jccta Ma\irico Cumming was known to have an opinion of his own. ]hit a« Mr. Pomken's wortls sounded into one ear, into tho other fell notes, listened to from afar, — tho shrill laughing voice of Marian Leslie as sho giivo her happy onler to her satellitea around her, and ever and anon tho bass haw-haw of Captain Kwing, who was made welcome as tho chief of her attendants. That evening in a whisper to a brother councillor Mr. Pomken communicated his opinion that after all there was not so much in that young Cumming as some people said. But Mr. Pomken had no idea that that young Cumming was in lovo. And then the dinner came, spread over half an acre. Maurico was among the last who seated himself ; and when ho did so it was in an awkward comfortless coi-ner, behind Mr. Pomken'a back, and fur away from tho laughter and mirth of tho day. But yet from his comfortless comer ho could see Marian as slio sat in her pride of power, with her friend Julia Davis near her, a flirt as bad as herself, and her satellites around hor, obedient to her nod, and happy in her smiles. "Kow I won't allow any moro champagne," said Marian, "or who will there bo steady enough to help me over the rocktf to the grotto?" "Oh, you have promised me ! " cried tho captain. " Indeed, I have not ; have I, Julia ? " " Miss Davis has certainly promised me," Bold the lieutenant " I have made no promise, and don't think I shall go at all,*' Boid Julia, who was Bomotimes inclined to imagine that Captiua Ewing should be her own property. 86 TALES OF ALL COUNTRXES. All whicli and mucli more of the kind Maurice Camming could not hear; l>ut ho could soo — and Ifiiaglne, >!^hich Vraa worse. How innocent and inono are, after fedl, the dijftiflg6 ttf most young ladies, if oil their words and doiiigS ih thftt Huo could DO brought to paper ! I do not know whethiil^ thdfe be ^ Q rule more vocal expression of the sentiment of loTfe hett^ceii a man and woman than there is betNveen two thfushes! They whistle and call to each other, guided by instinct rathci? thati by reason. *' You are going homo with the ladies to-night, I heliotc,** said Maurice to Miss Jack, immediately after dinner. Miss Jack acknowledged that such was her destination for the night. " Then ray going back to Spanish Town at once won*t tiurt any one — for, to tell the truth, I have had enough of this work." " AVHiy, ^tauricc,you were in such a huny to come.** ''The more fool I ; and so now I am in a hiiriy to go away. Don't notice it to anybody." ^lisa Jack looked in his face and saw tliat he was really wretched ; and she know the cause of his wretchedhess. "Don't go yet, Maurice," she said; and then added with a tenderness that was quite uncommon with her, **Go to hef, ^fuurice, and speak to her openly and freely, once for all ; you will find that she will listen then. Dear Maurice, do, for my sake." He made no answer, but walked away, roaming sadly by liiin- Bcif among tho trees. " Listen I '* he exclaimed to hmiself. **Yes, she will alter a dozen times in as many hours. "Who can care for a creature that can change as she changes ? ** And yet he could not help caring for her. As he went on, climbing among rocks, he again came upon the sound of voices, and heanl C8pecii\lly that of Captain Ewing. ** Now, ^[is3 Leslie, if you will take my hand you will soon be over all the difticulty." And then a party of seven or eight, scrambling over some stones, came neatly on the level on which lie stood, in full view of him ; and leading the others "^ere Captain Ewitig and ^liss Leslie. He turned on his heel to go away, when ho caught ttic sound of a stop following him, and a voice saying, **0h, there is ^Ir. Cumniing, andj want to speak to him ;** and in a minute a light hand was on his ann. *' Why are you running away from us?** said Marion. " liecause— oh, 1 don't know. I am not running away. You have your party made up, and I am not going to intrude on li.'* WTS3 SARAU JACK, 0¥ SPANISH TOWN, JAMAICA. 87 ♦* What nonsense ! Do como now ; we are g^ing to tliia won- derful grotto. I tlioiight it 80 ill-natured of you, not joining ui at dinner. Indeed you know you bad promised." He did not answer her, but bo looked nt hor — full in the face, with bis sad eyes Ithlcn with love. She half understood his countenance, but only half understood it. " What is the matter, Maurice ?*' sbo said. "Are you angry with mo ? "Will you como and join us ?*' **No, Marian, I cannot do that. 13ut if you can leave them and come >vith me for half an hour, I will not keep you longer." Sho stood hesitating a moment, while her companion remained on the spot where she had loft him. ** Come, Miss Leslie," called Captain Ewing. ** You will have it dark before wo can get down." "I will como with you," whifipereil Bho to Maurice, **but wait a moment." And she tripped buck, and in some five minutes returned after an eager argument with hor friends. ''There," she said, ** I don't core about the grotto, one bit, and I will walk with you now ; — only they will think it so odd." And so they started off together. IJefore the trojjical darkness had fallen upon them Maurice had told the tale of his love, — and had told it in a manner differing much from that of ^[arian's usual admirers. Ho spoke with passion and almost with violence ; he declared that his heart was so full of her imago tluit ho could not rid himeelf of it for one minute ; "nor would ho wish to do so," ho said, *' if she would bo his Marian, his own ;^[a^ian, his very own. 13ut if not " and then he. explained to her, with all a lover's warmth, and with almost more than a lover's liberty, what was his idea of her being ** his own, his very own," and in doing so inveighed against her usual light-heartedness in terms which at any rate were strong enough. But Marian bore it all well. Perhaps she know that the lesson was somewhat descn-ed ; and perhaps she appreciated at its value the love of such a man as Maurice Gumming, weighing in her judgment the dilfcrenoo between him and the Swings and the Grahams. And then she answered him well and prudently, with words which startled him by their prudent seriousness as coming from her. She begged his pardon heartily, she said, for any grief which she had caused him ; but yet how was she to be blamed, seeing that slie had known nothing of his feelings ? Her father and mothoi hod said sometiiing to her of this proposed marriage ; 88 TALES OF ALL OOUNTRIES. sometWng, but Tery little ; and she had answered by saying that she did not think Maurice had any warmer regard for her than of a cousin. After this answer neither father nor mother had pressed the matter further. As to her own feelings she could then say nothing, for she then knew nothing ; — ^nothing hut this, that she loved no one better than him, or rather that she loved no one else. She would ask herself if she could love him ; but he must give her some little time for that. In the meantime — and she smiled sweetly at him as she made the promise — she would endeavour to do nothing that would offend him ; and then she added that on that evening she would danco with him any dances that ho liked. Maurice, with a self-denial that was not very wise, contented himsolf -with engaging her for the first quadrille. They were to danco that night in the mess-room of the officers at Newcastle. This scheme had been added on as an adjunct to the picnic, and it therefore became necessary that the ladies should retire to their own or their friends' houses at Newcastle to adjust their dresses. Marian Leslie and Julia Davis were there accommodated with the loan of a small room by the major's wife, and as they were brushing their hair, and putting on tlicir dancing-shoes, something was said between them about Maurice Cumming. ** And so you are to be Mrs. C. of Mount Pleasant," said Julia.. ** Well ; I didn't think it would come to that at last.** ** But it has not come to that, and if it did why should I not be Mrs. C, as you call it?" ** The knight of the rueful countenance, I call him." ** I tell you what then, he is an excellent young man, and the fact is you don't know him." ** I don't like excellent young men with long faces. I suppose you won't be let to dance quick dances at all now." " I shall dance whatever dances I like, as I have always done," said Mai-ian, with some little asperity in her tone. ** Not you ; or if you do, you'll lose your promotion. You'll never live to bo my Lady Hue. And what will Graham say ? You know you've given him half a promise." ** That's not true, Julia ; — I never gave him the tenth part of a promise." ** Well, he says so ;" and then the words between the young ladies became a little more angry. But, nevertheless, in due time they came forth with faces smiling as usual, with their hair properly brushed, and without any signs of warfare. MISS SARAH JACK, OF SPANISH TOWN, JAMAICA. 89 But Marian had to stand another attack before the business of the evening commenced, and this was from no less doughty an antagonist than her aunt, Miss Jack. Miss Jack soon found that Maurice had not kept his threat of going home; and though sho did not absolutely leam from him that he had gone so far towards perfecting her dearest hopes as to make a formal offer to Marian, nevertheless sho did gather that things were fast that way tend- ing. If only this dancing Were over ! she said to herself, dread- ing the unnumbered waltzes with Ewing, and the violent polka^ with Graham. So Miss Jack resolved to say one word to Marian — ** A wise word in good season," said Miss Jack to herself, *' how Bweet a thing it is." ** Marian," said she. ** Step here a moment, I want to say a word to you." ** Yes, aunt Sarah," said Marian, following her aunt into a comer, not quite in the best humour in the world ; for she had a dread of some further interference. ** Are you going to dance with Maurice to-night ?*' " Yes, I believe so, — the first quadrille." " AVell, what I was going to say is this. I don't want you to dance many quick dances to-night, for a reason I have ; — that is, not a great many." ** Why, aunt, what nonsense !" " Now my dearest, dearest girl, it is all for your own sake. "Well, then, it must out. Ho does not like it, you know." 'V What he?" *' Maurice." *' Well, aunt, I don't know that I'm bound to dance or not to dance just as Mr. Gumming may like. Papa does not mind my dancing. The people have come here to dance, and you can hardly want to make me ridiculous by sitting still." And so that wise word did not appear to be very sweet. And then the amusement of the evening commenced, and Marian stood up for a quadrille with her lover. She however was not in the very best humour. She had, as sho thought, said And done enough for one day in Maurice's favour. And she had no idea, as she declared to herself, of being lectured by aunt Sarah. ** Dearest Marian," he said to her, as the quadrille came to a close, "it is in your power to make me bo happy, — so perfectly happy." " But then people have guch different ideas of happiness," she replied. " They can't all see* with the same eyei» you know.'* And 80 they parted. 90 TALES OF ALL COUNTMEB. But d\irmg the early part of the cTening she was rofllcienllt cliscreet ; she did "waltz with' Lientenant Graham, and polk with Captain Ewing, but she did so in a tamer manner than was usual with hcT, and she made no emulous attempts to dance down other couples. When she had done she would sit down, and then she consented to stand up for two quadrilles with two very tame gentlemen, to whom no lover could object. ^' And 60, Marian, your vringa are regularly clipped at last," Baid Julia Davis coming up to her. '* No more clipped than your own," said [Marian. " If Sir Rue won't let you waltz now, what will he require of you when you're married to him ?" *' I am just as well able to waltz with whom I like as you arc, Julia ; and if you say so in that way, I shall think it's envy." "Ha — ^ha — ha; I may hiive envied you some of your beaux before now ; I dare say I have. But I certainly do not envy you Sir Rue." And then she went off to her partner. All this was too much for Marian's weak strength, and before long she was again whirling round with Captain Ewing. "Come, Miss Leslie," said he, " let us see what we can do. Graham and Julia Davis have been saying that your waltzing days are over, but I think we can put t^icm down." Marian as she got up, and raised lier arm in order that Ewing might put his round her waist, caught Maurice's eye as he leaned against a wall, and read in it a stem rebuke. "Tliis is too bad," she said to herseli*. " He shall not make a slave of me, at any rate as yet." And away she went as madly, more madly than ever, and for the rest of the evening she danced with Captain Ewing and with him alone. There is an intoxication quite distinct from that wliich comes from strong drink. "When the judgment is altogether overcome by the spirits this species of drunkenness comes on, and in this way Marian Leslie was drunk that night. For two hours she danced with Captain Ewing, and ever and anon she kept saying to herself that she would teach the world to know — and of all the worid Mr. Cumming especially — that she might be lead, but not driven. Then about four o'clock she went homo, and as she attempted to undress herself in her o'^ti room she burst into violent ti'urs and opened lier heait to her sister — " Oh, Fanny, I do love him, I do love him so deaily ! and now he will never come to me again ! " MISS SARAH JACK, OP SPANISH TOWN, JAMAICA. 91 Maurice stood still with his back against the wall, for the full two hours of Marian's exhibition, and then he said to his aunt before he left — "I hope you have now seen enough; you will \iardly mention her name tome again." Miss Jack groaned from the bottom of her heart but she said nothing. She said nothing that night to any one ; but she lay awake in her bed, thinking, till it was time to rise and dress herself. ** Ask Miss Marian to come to me," she said to the black girl who came to assist her. But it was hot till she had sent three times, that Miss Marian obeyed the summons. At three o'clock on the following day ^[iss Jack arrired at her own hall door in Spanish Town. Long as the distance was she ordinarily rode it all, but on this occasion she had provided a carriage to bring her over as much of the ioumey as it was practicable for her to perform on wheels. As soon as she reached her own hall door she asked if Mr. Gumming was at home. ** Yes," the servant said. ** He was in the small book- room, at the back of the house, up stau's." Silently, as if afraid of being heard, she stepped up her* own stairs into her own drawing-room; and very silently she was followed by a pair of feet fighter and smaller than her own. Miss Jack was usually somewhat of a despot in her own house, but there was nothing despotic about her now as she peered into the book-room. This she <.lid with her bonnet still on, looking round the half-opened door as though she were afraid to disturb her nephew. He sat at the window looking out into the verandah which ran behind the house, so intent on his thoughts that he did not hear her. ** Mauiice," she said, " can I come in ? " ** Come in ? oh yes, of course ; " and he turned round sharply at her. **I tell you what, aunt; I am not well here and I cannot stay out the session. I shall go back to Mount Pleasant." ** Maurice," and she walked close up to him as she spoke, ** Maurice, I have brought some one with me to ask your pardon." His face became red up to the roots of his hair as he stood looking at her without answering. "You would grant it cer- tainly," she continued, " if you knew how much it would be valued." " Whom do you mean ? who is it ?" he asked at last. " One who loves you as well as you love her — and she cannot love you better. Come in, Marian." The poor girl crept in at the door, ashamed of what she was induced to do, but yet look- ing anxiously into htT lover's £eu)e. ** You asked her yesterday M TALES OF ALL COUKTBIES. to b© your wife/* naid Mies Jack, " and eho did not then know her own mind. Now rIig hns had a lesson. You will ask her once npain ; will you not, ^f aurico ? ** ^Vhat WM ho to say ? How waa ho to reftiso, when that soft little hand waa held out to him ; when those eyes laden with tears just ventured to look into his face ? ** 1 l>e}? your panlon if I anp:ered you last night," she said. In half a mmuto Miss Jack had left the room, and in tho upaco of another thii-ty seconds ^laurico had forgiven her. *' I nm your own now, you know," she whispered to him in tlio course of that long evening. ** Yesterday, you know — ," but tlie sentence was never finished. It waa in vain tluit Julia Davis waa ill-natured and sarcastic, in vain that Kwing and Gruhaui made joint attempt upon her constimoy. Fix)m that niglit to tho moniing of her marriage-— and tho interval waa only thivo moutlia — Marian Lesi^io waa never known to flirt. THE COURTSHIP OF SUSAN BELL. John INIunrok Bell hnd been a lawyer in Albany, Stnto of Now York, mid ns sucli had tlirivcn well. lie had thriven well^ as loiij; as thrift and thriving on this eiu'tli had been allowed to him* ]3ut the Almiphty had seen fit to shorten his span. Eai'ly in lifo ho had married a timid, anxions, pretty, pood little wife, whoso whole heart and mind had been piven up to do his bidding and deserve his love. Slic liad not only deserved it but had possessed it, and as long as John ^lunroo Bell had lived, Henrietta Bell — Hetta as ho called her — had been a woman rich in blessings. After twelve years of such blessings ho had left her, and had left with her two daughters, a eccond llctta, and the heroine of our little story, Susim Bell. A lawyer in Albany may thrive passing well for eight or ten years, and yet not leave beliind him any very large sum of money if he dies at the end of that time. Some small modicum, somo few thousand dollars, John Bell had amassed, so that his widow and daiighters wero not absolutely driven to look for work op bread. In those happy days, when cash had begun to flow in plen- teously to the young father of the family, lie had taken it into his head to build for himself, or rather for his young femalo brood, a small neat house in the outskirts of Saratoga Springs In doing so ho was instigated as much by tho excellence of tho investment for his pocket as by the salubnty of tho place for his girls. Ho furnished the house well, and then during some eum- mer weeks his wife lived there, and sometimes he let it. Ho\< tho widow grieved when tho lord of her heart and master of her inind was laid in the grave, I need not tell. She had already counted ten years of widowhood, and her children had grown to be young women beside her at tho time of which I am now about to spcaL Scuce that sad day on wliich they had left 94 TALC9 Of ALL 00UKTRXE8. Albany thoy had lived together at the cottngo hi the 8prinj?t» In winter tiicir life had been lonely enough ; but as soon w the liot weather began to drive the fainting citizens out from New York, they had ahvava rt^ccived two or three boarders— old latter than the liotel cliarges. And so the Bells lived lor ten yeai-s. That Saratoga is a gay place in July, August, and Sopt^'mber, the world knows well enough. To girls who go there with titnikH (nil of imiNliu and erinolino, for whom a carriage and pair of horses is always waiting immediately after dinner, whosA fathi-rs' pockets are bursting with dollaia, it is a very gay placo, Diuicing and lUrtntions come as a mutter of course, and matrimony follows alXer with only too great rapidity. But the place wjia not very gay for lletta or Susan Bell. In the llrst place the wior mothers! how often lU'e they charged with this sin when their honest desires go no further than that their bairns may he '* respectit like the lave.'* And then she feartnl flirtations; tUrtations that should be that and nothing mon\ llii-tations that are so destriictive of the heart'a s^veete^»t essi-nce. She feared love also, though she longed for Mint i\s Well a« feared it ; — for her girln, I mean ; all such feel- ini^M for herself wert^ long laid under ground; — imd then, like a timid creature as she was, she had other indefinite fears, and among them a gnnit fear that those girls of hei*« would be left husbaudless, — a phase of life which af^cT her twelve yeai*s of Miss she reganletl ils anything but desind)le. But the upshot was, — the u]vshot of so many fears and sm h small means, — that lletta atid HuHuu Bell had but a dull life of it. Were it not that I am somewhat closely restricted in the ntuuher of my pages, I would describe at full the meiits and beauties of Ketta and Susan Bell. As it is I can but say a few woixls. At o\ir period of their lives Iletta was nearly onc-and- twcnty , and Sustm w.-ia just nineteen. Iletta was a ehort, plump, demure young woman, with the softest smootluHl hair, and the brownest brightest eyes. She was verj* useful in the hou8(\ gv>od at corn calus, and thought much, particulurlv in tlieso Intter moiiths, of her religious duties. Her sister in (he privacy cl their own little i*oom would sometimes twit her with the a^lmiiing patience with which she would listen to the lengthened THE COUllTSniP OP SUSAN BELL. 95 eloqwcnco of ^fr. Phincas 13eckard, tho Baptist miniekT. l^ow Kr. Pliinoas Ikclcard wos a bacliclor. 8iisan "WHS not ^o good a girl in (lie kitchen or about the houBO 08 Avna luT sistor ; "but she was blight in tho parlonr, and if that motherly heart could have been niado to givo out its inmost H^crv': — which, however, it could not have been made to give out in any way painful to chnir lletta — perhaps it might have been found that Susan was loved with tho closest love. Sho was tnller than her siRter, and lighter; her eyes were blue as were her motluT's ; her hair was brighter than Hetta's, but not always po singularly neat. 8he had a dimple on her chin, whereas Ilcttii had none ; dimples on her cheeks too, when she smiled ; and, oh, such a mouth ! Thcro ; my allowance of pages pennits iw> more. One piercing cold wintcr*8 day there camo knocking at tho widow's door — a young man. "Winter days, when tho ico of Jiuiuary is re frozen by tho wind of February, aro very cold at Saratoga Springs. In theso days there was not ofkii much t6 disturb tho serenity of ^frs. UelUs house ; but on tho day in question there camo knocking at tho door — a young man. ^[rs. Bell kept an old domestic, who had lived with them in those happy Albimy days. Her name was Kato O'Brien, but though ])icturesquo in name sho was hardly so in person. Sho was a thick-Bct, noisy, good-natured old Irishwoman, who had ioined lier lot to that of ^Irs. Bell when tho latter first began nousekceping, and knowing when she was well off, had remained in tlic same place from that day foi-th. She liad known lletta as a baby, and, so to say, had seen Susan's biilh. ** And what might you bo wanting, sir?" said Kate O'Brien, apparently not (piite plca»i(;d us she opened the door and let in all the cold air. "I wish to see Ki-s. Bell. Is not this Mrs. Bell's house ?" said the young m.'m, shaking the snow from out of tho breast of his coat. He did see Mrs. Bell, and we will now tell who ho was, and why ho had come, and how it came to pass that his carpet-bag was brought down to tho widow's house and one of the front bedrooms was prepared for him, and that he drank tea that night in the widow's parlour. His name was Aaron Dunn, and by profession he was an engineer. Wliat peeuliai' misfortune in those days of frost and snow had befallen the line of rails which runs from Schenectady to Lake Champloin, I never ^uite understood. Banks and bridge! 96 TALES OP ALL COtJKTBtES. had in some way como to griof, and on Aaron Dmm*s lihonldcri "wiis thrown tho burden of seeing that they were duly repaired. Saratoga Springs was tho centre of these mishaps, and therefore nt Saratoga Springs it was necessary that he should toko up hLs temporary abode. Now there was at that time in New York city a Mr. Bell, pivat in railway matters — an uncle of the once tliriving but now d(>]>iirtod Albany lawyer. He woa a ricli man, but he liked his riches hiuiself ; or at any rate had not found liimself cidlod upon to share them with the widow and daughters of his nephew. Uut when it clumced to come to pass that ho had a himd in despatching Aaron Dunn to Saratoga, he took the young man aside and reroinniended liim to loilgo with the widow. *' There," said lie, ** sliow lier my card." So much tho ricli uncle thought he niigiit vouelisafo to do for tlie nephew's widow. ^Iis. liell and botli her daughters were in the parlour when Aaron Dunn was shown in, snow imd ull. He told liis story in a rough, sluiky voice, for his teeth chattered ; and he gave tho canl, almost wishing that he had gone to tho empty big hotel, for the widow's welcome was not at first quite wann. Tho widow listened to him as ho gave his message, and then she took the caul and looked at it. Hetta, who was sitting on the side of the fireplace facing the door, went on demiu*ely with her work. Susan gave one glance round — her back was to tho stranger — and then another ; and then she moved her chair a little nearer to the widl, so as to give the young man room to come to tho fire, if he would. He did not come, but his eyes glanced upon Susan] Bell ; and he thought that the old man in Kew York was right, ond that the big hotel would be cold imd dull. It was a pretty face to look on that cold evening as sho turiuxl it up from the stocking she was nu'nding. '* IVrliapa you don't wish to t^ike winter boarders, ma* am?" paid Ajux)n Duim. ** We never have done bo yet, sir," said ^frs. Bell timidly. Could sho let tliis yoiuig wolf in among her hunb-fold? He might be a wolf ; — who could tell ? ** Mr. Bell seemed to think :'t would suit," said Aaron. Had he acquiesced in her timidity and not pressed the point, it would >-u?« been all u< with him. But the ^vidow did not like to go against tho big* uncle; imd ao sho said, "Perhaps it xnay, sir." •' I guess it will, finely," said Aaron. And then tho widow •ccing that the matter was so far settled, put do^vn her work and THE COURTSHIP OP SUSAN BKLL. 97 cccmo rounil into the passage. Hotta followed her, for lliero would be liousework to do. Aaron gave himself another sluiko, eettled the weekly number of dollarfl — with veiy little difficiilty on his part, for he had caught another glance at Susan's face ; and then went after his hag. 'Twas thus that Aaron Dutm obtuijied an entrance into ^[rs. lU^ll's house. *' But what if ho bo u wolf? " she said to herself over and over again thiit night, though not exactly in those words. Ay, but there is another side to tlrat question. AVliat if ho be a stalwart man, honest- minded, with clever eye, cunning hand, ready brain, broad back, and wami heart ; in want of a wife maylnip ; a num that can cam liis own bread and another's ; — half a dozen others' when the half dozen come ? Would not that be a good sort of lodger ? Such a question as that too did Hit, just flit, across the widow's slc('j)less mind. Ihit then she thought so much more of the wolf I AVolvcs, she had taught herself to tliink, were more common than Btalwart, lionest-minded, wife-desirous men. "I wonder mother consented to take him," said lletta, when they were in the little room togetlier. "And why shouldn't she ?" said Susan. ** It will bo a lielp." ** Yes, it will bo a little help," said Hetta. "But wo havo done veiy well hitherto without winter lodgers.** ** Ihit uncle Bell said she was to." **AVhat is uncle Bell to us?" said Iletta, who had a spirit of her own. And she began to surmise witliiu herself whether Aaron Dunn would join the Baptist congregation, and whether riiineas Beckurd would approve of this new move. *' lie is a very well-behaved young man at any rat<^," said Susan, "and ho di'awa beautifully. Did you eeo those things he was doing?" " lie draws very well, I dare say,'* said Iletta, wlio regarded this as but a poor wan*anty for good behaviour. Iletta also had Bome fear ot wolves — not for herself, perhaps ; but for her sister. Aaron Dunn's work — tho commencement of his work — lay at some distance from tho Springs, and ho left every morning with a lot of workmen by an caily train — almost before daylight. And every morning, cold and wintry as Iho mornings were, tho widow got him his breakfast with her own hands. Sho took liis dollars and would not leave him altogether to the awkward mercies of Kato O'Brien ; nor would sho trust her girls to attend upon the young man. Hetta she might haye trusted ; but then Susan would have asked why she was spared her shoro of such hardship. Zn tho oyo&ingy Laving hU work when it wm dark, Aaroa 08 TALES 07 ALL OOtKIRtES. nlwajrs returned, and then the evening ^as pawed together. But they were passed with the most derauro propriety. Those wcmen would make the tea, cut the bread and butter, and then sew ; while Aaron Dunn, when the cups were removed, would always go to his plans and drawings. On Sundays they Were more together ; but even on this day there was cause of separation, for Aaron went to the Episco- palian church, rather to the disgust of Ilttta. In the afternoon, however, they were together ; and then Phincas Beckard came in to tea on Sundays, and ho and Aaron got to talking on religion ; and though they disagreed pretty much, and would not give an inch cither one or the other, nevertheless the minister told the widow, and Iletta too probably, that the lad had good stuiF in liim, though lie was so stiff-necked. **I3ut ho sliould be more modest in talking on such matters with a minister," said Iletta. The llcv. riiincas acknowledged that perhaps he should ; but he was honest enough to repeat that the lad had stuff in him. " Perhaps after all lie is not a wolf," said tho widow to herself. Things went on in this way for above a month. Aaron had declared to himself over and over again that that face was sweet to look upon, and had unconsciously promised to himself certain delights in talking and perhaps walking with tho owner of it. But the walkings had not been achieved — nor even the talkings as yet. Tho truth was that Dunn was bashful with young women, though he could be so stiff-necked with tho minister. And then ho felt angry with liimself, inasmuch as ho had advanced no further ; and as he lay in his bed — which perhaps those pretty hands had helped to make — ^ho resolved that ho would be a thought bolder in liis beiuing. He had no idea of making love to Susan Pell ; of course not. Put why should ho not amuso himself by talking to a pretty girl when she sat so near him, evening after evening ? ""WTiat a very quiet young man he is," said Susan to her sister. **He has his bread to eara, and sticks to his work," said Hetta. ** No doubt he has liis amusement when ho is in the city," added the elder sister, not wisliing to leave too strong an impression of the young man's virtue. They had aU now their settled places in the parlour. Hctta eat on one side of the fire, close to tho table, having that side to herself. There she sat always busy. She must have made every dress and bit of linen worn in the house, and hemmed every fihect and towel, so busy was she alwuya. Sometimes, onco in « THE COUETSHIP OF SUSAN BELL. 99 week or co, Phineas Beckard would comt in, and then place wfts made for liim between Hctta's usual seat and the table. For when there ho would read out loud. On the other side, close also to the table, eat the widow, busy, but not savagely busy an her elder daugliter. Between Mrs. Bell and the wall, with her feet ever on the fender, Susan used to sit ; not absolutely idle, but doing work of some slender pretty sort, and talking ever and anon to her mother. Opposite to them all, at the other side of the table, far away from the fire, would Aaron Dunn place him- self with his plans and drawings before him. "Ai-e you a judge of bridges, ma'am?" said Aaron, the evening after he had made his resolution. 'Twas thus he began his coui-tship. <'0f biidgcs? " said Mrs. Bell—" oh dear no, sir." But she put out her hand to take the little drawing which Aaron handed to her. "Because that's one I've planned for our bit of a new branch from Moreau up to Lake George. I guess Miss Susan knows somctliing about bridges." " I guess I don't," said Susan — " only that they oughtn't to tumble down when the frost comes." "Ha, ha, ha; no more they ought. I'll tell McEvoy that." McEvoy had been a fonner engineer on the line. "Well, that won't burst with any fi'ost, I guess." "Oh my! how pretty!'* said the widow, and then Susan of course jumped up to look over her mother's shoulder. The artful dodger ! He had drawn and coloured a beautiful little sketch of abridge; not an engineer's plan with sections and measui'cments, vexatious to a woman's eye, but a graceful little bridge with a string of cars running under it. You could almost hear the bell going. " Well; that is apretty bridge," said Susan. "Isn'tit, Hctta?" " I don't know anything about bridges," said Hotta, to whose clever eyes the dodge was quite apparent. But in spite of her cleverness Mrs. Bell and Susan had soon moved their chairs round to the table, and were looking through the contents of Aaron's portfolio. " But yet he may be a wo^fy" thought the poor widow, just as she was kneeling down to say her prayers. That evening certainly made a commencement. Though Hetta went on pertinaciously with the body of a new dress, the other two ladies did not put in another stitch that night. From hla ^awinga Aaron got to his instruments, and before bedtime was teaching Susan Low to draw parallel lines* Susai found thci fi9 100 TALT3 OP ALL COtJNTRnaL iho had quite an nptitudc for jMirallcl lines, and altogether had * good time of it that evening. It ifi dull to go on week after week, and month after month, talking only to one's mother and sister. It is dull though one does not oneselt recognise it to ho no. A little change in such matters is so very pleasant. Susan hntl not tlie slight<'st idea of regarding Aaron as even a possible lover. But young Indies do like the conversation of young gen- tlemen. Oil, my exceedingly proper prim old lady, you rvho are so shocked at this as a general doctrine, has it never occurred to you that the Creator has so int(^nded it ? Susan understanding little of the how and why, knew that she liad had a goml time, and was rather in spirits as she went to bed. Ihit Iletta had hccn frightened by the dodge. ** Oh, Hetto, you should have looked at those drawings. Ho is so clever ! " suid Susan. '*I don't know that they would have done me much good,*' rejdied Hetta. ** Good ! 'Well, they'd do mc more good than n long sermon, I know," said Susan ; ** excei)t on a Sunday, of course," she added apologeticidly. Tliis was an ill-tempered attack both on Hctt^i and Hetta's atlmircr. I3ut then why had Hetta been so snappish ? ** I'm sure he's a wolf," thought Helta as she went to hed. ''"Wliat a very clever young man he is I " thought Susan to herself as she puHed the warm clothes round about her shoulders and ears. **"NVell that certainly was an improvement," thought Aaron as he went through the same operation, with a stronger feeling of Self- approbation than he had enjoyed for some time past. In the course of the next fortnight the family arrangements all altered themselves. Unless wlicn Beckard was there Aaron would sit in the widow's place, the widow would take Susan's chair, and the two girls would be opposite. And then Dunn would read to them ; not sermons, but passages from Shakspeare, and Bvron, and Longfellow. **He reads much better than Mr. Beckard," Susiin had said one night. *' Of course you're a com- petent judge I " had been Hetta' s retort. "1 mean that I like it better," said Susan. " It's well that all people don't think alike," replied Hetta. And then there was a deal of talldng. The widow herself, as unconscious in tliis respect as her youngest, daughter, certainly did find tliat a little variety was agreeable on thoso long winter nighta; and talked herself with xmaccustomed frcodom. And THE COURTSHIP OP SUSAN BELL. 101 Beckfird camo there oftcncr and talked very much. "When ho •was there the two young men did all the talking, and they pounded each other immensely. But still there grew up a sort of friendship between tliem. **Mr. Bockard seems quite to take to him," said Mrs. Bell to ner eldest daughter. **lt is his great good nature, mother," replied Hetta. It was at the end of the second month when Aaron took another step in advance — a perilous step. Sometimes on even- ings he still went on with his drawing for an hour or so; hut during three or four evenings he never asked any one to look at what he was doing. On one Friday he sat over his work till late, without any reading or talking at all ; so late that nt last Mrs. Bell said, ** If you're going to sit much longer, Mr. Dunn, I'll get you to put out the candles." Thereby showing, had he known it or had she, that the mother's confidence in the young man was growing l\ist. IhiUi know all about it, and dreaded that the growth was too quick. **I've finished now," said Aaron ; and he looked carefully at the card-bo^rd on which he had been washing in his water- colours, "I've finished now." He then hesitated a moment ; but ultimately he put the card into his portfolio and carried it up to his bed-room. AVho does not perceive that it was intended a» a present to Susan Ikll ? The question which Aaron asked himself that night, and which he hardly knew how to answer, was this. Should he offer the drawing to Susan in the presence of her mother and sister, or en some occasion when they two might be alone together ? No such occasion had ever yet occurred, but Aaron thought that it might probably be brought about. But then ho wanted to mako no fuss about it. His first intention had been to chuck tho drawing lightly across the tabic when it was completed, and so make nothing of it. But he had finished it with more care than he had at first intended ; and then he had hesitated when he had fimshed it. It was too lato now for that plan of chucking it over the table. On the Saturday evening when he came down from his room, Mr. Beckard was there, and there was no opportunity thut night. On the Sunday, in conformity with a previous engagement, ho went to hear Mr. Beckard preach, and walked to and from meet- ing with the family. This pleased ^frs. Bell, and they were all very gracious that aftcmooxL But Sunday was no day for tho picture. 102 TALES or ALL COUNTRtia. On Monday the thing had become of importanco to him. Things always do when they are kept over. Before tea that evening when he came down Mrs. Bell and Susan only were in the room. He knew Hetta for his foe, and therefore determined to use this occasion. ** Miss Susan," ho said, stammering somewhat, and blushing too, poor fool ! "I have done a little drawing which I want you to accept," and he put his portfolio down on the table. ** Oh ! I don't know, said Susan, who had soon the blush. ^[rs. Bell had seen the blush also, and pursed her mouth up, and looked grave. Had there been no stammering and no blush, she miglit have thought nothing of it. Aaron saw at once tliat liis little gift was not to go down smoothly, lie was, however, in for it now, so ho picked it out from among the other papers in the case and brought it over to Susan. lie endeavoured to hand it to her with an air of in- difference, but I cannot say that he succeeded. It was a very pretty, wcU-fmished, water- coloured drawing, representing still the same bridge, but with more adjuncts. In Susan's eyes it was a work of high art. Of pictures probably she had seen but little, and her liking for the artist no doubt added to her admiration. But the more she admired it and wished for it, the stronger was her feeling that she ought not to take it. Poor Susan ! she stood for a minute looking at the drawing, but she said nothing ; not even a word of praise. She felt that she was red in the face, and uncourteous to their lodger ; but her mother was looking at her and she did not know how to behave herself. Mrs. Bell put out her hand for the sketch, trying to bethink herself as she d'i so in what least uncivil w&y she could refuse the pres'^nt- '?he took a moment to look at it collecting her thoughts, and as she did so her woman's wit came to her aid. ** Oh doar, Mr. Dunn, i'; is very pretty; quite a l-cautiful picture. I cannot let Susan rob you of that. You m^'«t keep that for some of your own particular fi'iends." ** But I did it for her," said Aaron innocently. Susan looked down at the ground, half pleaseO. at the declara- tion. The drawing would look very pretty in a small gilt frame put over her dressing-table. But the matter now was altogether in her mother's hands. " I am afraid it is too valuable, sir, for Susan to accept.'* *' It is not valuable at all," said Aaron, declining to take it back from the wide Vs hand. THE COUHTSHTP op STTSAN BlILL. 103 " Oh, I am qiiito sure it in. It is worth t— slie returniKl to the room, and this time she entered it. The letter was in her hand, but lield so as to bo hidden ;— in her ktft hand as she sat down with her right onn towards tlio invalid. " Susan dear," she said, and smiled at her child, ** you'll be able to get up this morning ? eh, dear ? " ** Yes, mother," said Susan, thinking that her mother objected to this idleness of her lying in bed. And so she began to bestir herself. *' I don't mean this very moment, love. Indeed, I want to nit with you for a little while," and she put her right arm attVc- tionately round her daughter's waist. ** Dearest mother," said Susan. ** Ah I there's one dearer than me, I guess," and Mrs. Brll Bmiled sweetly, as she made the maternal charge against her daughter. R"«iu\ raiaed herself quickly in the bed, and looked straight THB COXJRTSnTP OP SITSAN BELL* 119 into her mothcr*8 fnco. " ^fothor, mother," she enul, "what is it ? You've something to toll. Oh, mother I " Ami stretching herself over, she struck her hand against tho comer of Aaron'a letter. *< Mother, you've a letter. Is ho eoming, mother?" and with eager eyes and open lips, sho sat up, holiUug tight to her mother's arm. ** Yes, love. I have got a lctt<5r." ** Is he-— is he coming ? " • How the mother nnsweiv soon Iving in each other's arms, wanu with each other's tears. It was almost hanl to say which was the happier. Aaron was to he there that evening — ^that very evening. ** Oh, mother, lot me get up," sixid Sus;\n. lUit Mrs. lh>ll said no, not yet; her darling was palo and thin, and sho almost wished that Aaron was not coming for another week. AVhat if ho should come and look at Iht, and finding her beauty gone, vanish again and seek a wife elsewhere ! So Susan lay in heil, thinking of her happiness, dozing now and again, and fearing as sho waked that it was a dixn\m, look- ing constantly at that drawing of his, which sho kept oiitsido upon the hed, nursing her love and thinking of it, and (>ndea- voming, vainly endeavouring, ♦© arrange what sho would say to him. ** Mother," she said, when ^fi^. Bell once went up to hor, ** you won't tell Helta and Thinoas, will you? Not to-day, I mean ? " ^Irs. lUU agived that it would bo better not to toll them. Perhaps sho thought that she had already depended too much on Hetta and rhiueas in the matter. Susan's finery in the way of divss had never been extensive, and now lately, in these last sad winter days, sho had thought hut little of tho fashion of her clothes. But when sho began to dress herself for tho evening, sho did ask her mother with some anxiety what she had better wear. ** If ho loves you ho will haixlly see what vou have on," Siiid the mother. But not tho loss was she careful to smooth her daughter's hair, and make tho most that might be made of those fadetl roses. How Susan's heart beat, — ^how both their hearts beat as the hands of the clock came round to seven I And then, sliarp at eevcu, came tho knoi'k; that samo short bold ringing knock which Susan had so soon learned to know as belonging to Aorou Dunn. *^0h mother, I had better go up stairs," slue oriod, starting from hor chair. 120 TALKS OP ALL COUNTRIES, " No dear ; you would only be more nervous.** " I wiU, mother." " No, no, dear ; you have not time ; ** and then Aaron Dunn . ▼OS in the room. She had thought much what she would say to him, but bad not yet quite made up her mind. It mattered however but very little. On whatever she might have resolved, her resolu- tion would have vanished to the wind. Aaron Dunn came into the room, and in one second she found herself in the centre of a whirlwind, and his arms were the storms that enveloped her on every side. ** My own, orm darling girl," he said over and over again, as he pressed her to his heai-t, quite regardless of Mrs. Bell, who stood by, sobbing with joy. *' My own Susan." "Aaron, dear Aaron," she whispered. But she had already recognised the fact that for the present meeting a passive part would become her well, and save her a deal of trouble. She had her lover there quite safe, safe beyond anything that Mr. or Mrs. Beckard might have to say to the contrary. She was quite happy ; only that there were symptoms now and again that the whirlwind was about to engulf her yet once more. " Dear Aaron, I am so glad you are come," said the innocent- minded widow, as she went up stairs with him, to show him his room; and then he embraced her also. " Dear, dear mother," he said. On the next day there was, as a matter of course, a family conclave. Hetta and Phineas came down, and discussed the whole subject of the coming marriage with Mrs. Bell. Hetta at first was not quite certain ; — ought they not to inquire whether the situation was permanent ? *' I won*t inquire at all," said Mrs. Bell, with an energy that startled both the daughter and son-in-law. " I would not part them now ; no, not if " and the widow shuddered as she thought of her daughter's sunken eyes, and pale cheeks. " He is a good lad," said Phineas, " and I trust she will make him a sober steady wife ; " and so the matter was settled. During this time, Susan and Aaron were walking along the Balston road; and they also had settled the matter— quite as satisfactorily. buck was the courtship of Susan Dunn. RELICS OF GENERAL CflASSfi. A TALE OF ANTWERP. That Belgium is now one of the European kingdoms, living by its own laws, resting on its own bottom, with a king and court, palaces and parliament of its own, is known to all the world. And a very nice little kingdom it is ; full of old towns, fine Flemish pictures, and interesting Gothic churches. But in the memory of very many of us who do not think ourselves old men, Belgium, as it is now called — ^in those days it used to be Planders and Brabant — was a part of Holland ; and it obtained its own independence by a revolution. In that revolution the most important military step was the siege of Antwerp, which was defended on the part of the Dutch by General Chasse, with the utmost gallantry, but nevertheless ineffectually. After the siege Antwerp became quite a show place ; and among the visitors who flocked there to talk of the gallant general, and to see what remained of the great 'effort which he had made to defend the place, were two Englishmen. One was the hero of this little history ; and the other was a young man of considerably less weight in the world. The less I say of the latter the better ; but it is necessary that I should give somo description of the former. The Rev. Augustus Home was, at the time of my narrative, a beneficed clergyman of the Church of England. The profession •which he had graced sat easily on" him. Its external marks and signs were as pleasing to his Mends as were its internal comforts to himself. He was a man of much quiet mirth, full of polished wit, and on some rare occasions he could descend to the more noisy hilarity of a joke. Loved by his friends he loved all the world. He had known no care and seen no sorrow. Alwayi intended for hol^ orders he had entered them without a scruple, jod remained within thoir pale without a regret. At twenty* 122 TALES OP ALL COUNTRIES. four he had been a deacon, at twenty-seven a priest, at thirty a rector, and at thirty-five a prebendary ; and as his rectory was rich and his prebendal stall well paid, the Rev. Augustus Home was called by all, and called himself, a happy man. His stature was about six feet two, and his corpulence exceeded even those bounds which symmetry would have preferred as being most perfectly compatible even with such a height But nevei-theless Mr. Home was a well-made man ; his hands and feet were small ; his face was handsome, frank, and full of expression ; his bright eyes twinkled with humour ; his finely-cut mouth disclosed two marvellous rows of wcll-presers'cd ivory ; and his slightly aqui- line nose was just such a projection as one would wish to see on the face of a well-fed good-natured dignitary of the Church of England. When I add to all this that the reverend gentleman was as generous as he was rich — and the kind mother in whoso arms he had been nurtured had taken care that he should never want — I need hardly say that I was blessed with a very pleasant travelling companion. I must mention one more interesting particular. Mr. Homo was rather inclined to dandyism, in an innocent way. His clerical starched neckcloth was always of the whitest, his cam- bric handkerchief of the finest, his bands adorned with the broadest border; his sable suit never degenerated to a rusty brown; it not only gave on all occasions glossy e\'idence of freshness, but also of the talent which the ailisan had displayed in turning out a well-di-essed clergyman of the Church of England. His hair was ever bmshed with scmpulous attention, and shoAvcd in its regular waves the guardian caie of each sepa- rate bristle. And all this was done with tliat ease and grace which should be the characteristics of a dignitary of the esta- blished English Church. I had accompanied Mr. Home to the Rliine ; and we had reached Brussels on our return, just at the close of that revolu- tion which ended in affording a throne to the son-in-law of George tlie Eourth. At that moment General Chasse's name and fame were in every man's mouth, and, like other curious admi- rers of the brave, Mr. Home determined to devote two days to the scene of the late events at Antwerp. Antwerp, moreover, possesses perhaps the finest spire, and certainly one of the three or four finest pictures, in the world. Of General Chasse, of tlie cathedral, and of the Rubens, I had heard much, and was there- fore well pleasscd that such should bo his resolution. This ftccomplishcd wo were to return to Bnisselg; and thence, via RELICS OF GENERAL CHASSB. 123 Ghent, Ostcnd, nnd Dover, I to complete my le»al studies in London, and Mr. Horno to enjoy onco more the peaceful retii'e- ment of Ollerton rectory. As we were to be absent from Brussels but one niglit we were enabled to indulge in the gratification of travelling without our luggage. A small sac-de-nuit was pre- pared ; brushes, combs, razors, strops, a change of linen, &c. &c., were carefully put up ; but our heavy baggage, our coats, waist- coats, and other wearing apparel were unnecessary. It was delightful to feel oneself so light-handed. The reverend gentle- man, with my humble self by his side, left the portal of the Hotel de Belle Vue at 7 A.3r., in good humour with all tho world. There were no railroads in those days ; but a cabriolet, big enough to hold six persons, with rope traces and correspond- ing appendages, deposited us at the Golden*; Fleece in something less than six hours. Tho inward man was duly fortified, and we etai-ted for the castle. It boots not hero to describe the effects which gunpowder and grape-shot had had on the walls of Antwerp. Let the curious in these matters read the horrors of the siege of Troy, or the history of Jerusalem taken by Titus. Tho one may be found in Homer, and the other in Josephus. Or if they prefer doings of a later date there is the taking of Sebastopol, as narrated in tho columns of the ** Times" newspaper. The accounts are equally tnie, instructive, and intelligible. In tho mean time allow the Rev. Augustus Home and myself to enter the private chambers of the renowned though defeated general. "We rambled for a while through the covered way, over the glacis and along the counterscarp, and listened to the guide as he detailed to us, in already accustomed words, how the siege had gone. Then we got into the private apartments of the general, and, having dexterously shaken off our attendant, wandered at large among the deserted rooms. ** It is clear that no one ever comes here," said I. "No," said the Rev. Augustus ; "it seems not; and to tell the truth, I don't know why any one should come. The chambera in themselves are not attractive." What he said was true. They were plain, ugly, square, un- furnished rooms, hero a big one, and there a little one, as is nsual in most houses ; — unfurnished, that is, for the most part. In one place wo did find a table and a few chairs, in another a bedstead, and so on. But to me it was pleasant to indulge in those ruminations which any traces of the great or unfortunate create in softly sympathising minds. For a time wa oommuni- 124 TALES or ALL COUNTRIES. catcd our tlioughts to each other as we roamed free as air tlirough the apartments ; and then I Ungercd for a few moment* behind, while ^Nfr. Homo moved on with a quicker step. At h\8t I entered tlio bedchamber of the general, and there I overtook mj' fiiend. Ho was inspecting, with mnch attention, nil artielo of the great man's wartlrobo which ho held in his hand. It \va» preoiHely that virile habiliment to which a woU- I'noNvu gallant captain alludes in his conversation with the poat- huiiious appearance of Miss liailey, as containing a Bank of Kngland £<*> note. *' The general must liavo been a largo man, George, or he would haixlly have lilled these," said Mr. Ilorne, holding up to tlio li^'ht the respectable leathern articles in question. " He must have been a very large man, — the largest man in Antwei-p, I should think ; or else his tailor has done him more than justice." They were certainly largo, and had about them a charming regimental militiiry appearance. Th(^y were made of white leatiuT, with bright metal buttons at the knees and bright metal buttons at the top. They owned no pockets, and were, with the exception of the legitimate outlet, continuous in the circum* feivneo of the waistband. No dangling strings gave them an appeanmce of senile iml.oeility. Were it not for a certain rigidity, sternness, and mental inflexibility, — we will call it milittvry anlour, — with which they were imbued, they would have civated envy in the bosom of a fox- hunter. ^Ir. Homo was no fox-hunter, but still ho seemed to bo irre- sistibly taken with the lady-like propensity of wishing to wear them. *' iSuivly, George," ho said, ''the general must have been a stouter num than I am " — and he contemplated his own prv^portions with coinplaoency — ** tlu^so what's-the-names are quite big enough for me." I ditl'ereil in opinion, and was obliged to explain that I tliought he did the good living of Ollerton insufhcient justice. *' I am suiv they are large enough for me," ho repeated, with considemble obstinacy. I smiled ineredulously ; and tlien to settle the matter he ivsolveil that he would try them on. Nobody had been in these rooms for the last hour, and it appeaix?d as though they weiv never visiteil. Even the guide had not come on with us, but was employeii in showing other parties about tlio fortitications. It was clear that this portion of the building was loft desolate, and that the experiment might be safely made. So the sportive rector decliuxnl that ho would for a slioi t timo TIKLICS 01* GENERAL OHASS^. 125 wear tho regimentals which had once contained tho valorous heart of General Chasse. "With all decorum the Rev. Mr. Home divested himBclf of tho work of tho London artist's needle, and, carefully placing his own gni-mcnts beyond the reach of dust, essayed to fit himself in militiuy garb. At that important moment — at tho critical instant of tho attempt— ^thc clatter of female voices was heard approaching tho chamber. They must have suddenly corao round some passage corner, for it was evident by the sound that they were closo upon us before we had any warning of their advent. At this veiy minute Mr. Horno was somewhat embaiTassed in his attempts, and was not fully in possession of his usual activo powers of movement, nor of his usual presence of mind. He only looked for escape ; and seeing a door partly open, he with difficulty retreated through it, and I followed him. AVo found that wo were in a small dressing-room ; and as by good luck tho door was defended by an inner bolt, my friend was able to protect himself. ** There shall be another siege, at any rate as stout as tho last, before I surrender," said he. As tho ladies seemed inclined to linger in tho room it became a matter of importance that the above-named articles should fit, not only for ornament but for use. It was very cold, and Mr. Home was altogether unused to move in a Highland sphere of life. But alas, alas ! General Chasse had not been nurtured in tho classical retirement of Ollerton. The ungi\4ng leather would stretch no point to accommodate tho divine, though it had been willing to minister to tho convenience of the soldier. Mr. Homo was vexed and chilled ; and throwing tho now hateful garments into a comer, and protecting himself from tho cold as beat ho might by standing with his knees together and his body some- what bent so as to give the skirts of his coat an opportunity of doing extra duty, ho begged mo to seo if those jabbering females were not going to leave him in peace to recover his own property. I accordingly went to tho door, and opening it to a small extent I peeped through. Who shall describe my horror at tho sight which I then saw ? The scene, which had hitherto been tinted with comic eifect, Was now becoming so decidedly tragic that I did not dare at once to acquaint my worthy pastor with that which was occurring, —and, alas ! had already occurred. Five country- women of our own — it was easy to know them 124 tALKfl Oi' AtL OOt/NtRlM. bv their drosi and gonoral anpeot— wore standing in th© middle of tho room ; and one of them, the centre of the gronp, the senior hfxrpj of tho lot, a mftiden Indy — I could have Bworn to that— -with a red nose, hold in one hand a huge pair of Bcissors, and in the other — the already dovotod poods of my moRt unfor- tiiniite companion! Down from the "WftiHtband, through that goodly oxpanwo, a foil giif«h luid alrotuly gone thrmigli and through ; iind in uhuIuhm, unbecoming diBoracr the broiulcloth fell pendant from her arm on this side and on that. At thut moment 1 confess that I had not tho courage to spcuk to Mr. Home, — not oven to look at him. I must d('Honbo thut group. Of tlie figure next to me I co\ild only see tluj biKsk. It was a brond back done up in Ijlnrk silk )»()t. ol'tho upwrst. The wliole llgiire, oiu' nniy say, was d«mii)y. Till) black silk was not long, as (Ircsses now are worn, nor wiuo in its skirts. In every way it was skimpy, considering tho breadth it hud to cover ; and below tho silk I saw tho lieds of two thick shoes, and enough to swear by of two woollen stock- ings. Above the silk was u nnl and blue shawl ; and above that u pond(?rous, elaborate brown bonnet, as to tho materials of wliiih 1 should not wish to undergo an examination. Over and beyond this I could only see the backs of her two hands. Thc^y were held up as though in wonder at that which the red-nosed holder of the scissors had dared to do. Opposite to this lady, and with her face fully turned to mo, •was a kindly-looking, fat motherly woman, with ligbt-colo\irod liair, not in the best onlor. Hho was hot and scarlet with exereise, being perhaps too stout ibr tlu» steep steps of tho fortress ; and in one hand she held a liandkerchief, with which from time to time she wiped her brow. In the other hand she held one of the extremities of my friend's property, feeling — good, careful soul ! — what was the texture of the cloth. As she did so, 1 could see a glance of approbation pass across lier warm features. I liked tluit buly's face, in spito of )jer untidy luiir, and felt thut had she been alone n\y friend would not Imvo beeu injured. On eitlier side of her there stood a flaxen-haired maiden, with long curie, large blue eyes, fresh red cheeks, an undefined lumpy nose, and largo good-humoured mouth. They were as like as two peas, only that one was half an inch taller than tho other ; and there wns no difllculty in discovering, at a moment's glnnco, that they were the children of that over-heated matron who was feeling the web of my friend's cloth. RELICS OP GENERAt CHASSE. 127 But the principal figure was she "who held the centre place in the group. She was tall and thin, with fierce-looking eyes, rendered more fierce by the spectacles which she wore ; witn a rod nose as I said before ; and about her an undescribable some- thing whicli quite convinced mo that she had never known — could never know — aught of the comforts of married life. It was she wlio held tlio scissors and the black garments. It was sho who luid given that unkind cut. As I looked at her sho whisked herself quickly round from one companion to the other, triumph- ing in what she had done, and ready to triumph further in what she was about to do. I immediately conceived a deep hatred for that Queen of the Harpies. "Well, I suppose they can't be wanted again,'* said the mother, rubbing her forehead. **0h dear no ! " said she of the red nose. ** They are relics ! " I thought to leap forth ; but for what purpose should I havo leaped ? The accui'sed scissors had already done their work ; and the sj-mmetry, nay, oven the utility of the vestment was destroyed. " General Chasso wore a very good article; — I will say that for him," continued the mother. " Of course he did 1 " said the Queen Harpy. ** Why should be not, seeing that the country paid for it for him ? Well, ladies, who's lor having a bit? " **0h my ! you won't go for to cut them up,'* said the stout back. ** Won't I," said the scissors; and she immediately made another incision. *' Who's for having a bit? Don't all speak at once." ** I should like a morsel for a pincushion," said flaxen-haired ^fisa No. 1, a young lady about nineteen, actuated by a general all'ection for all sword-bearing, fire-eating heroes. ** I should like to have something to make mo think of the poor general ! " Snip, snip went the scissors with professional rapidity, and a round piece was extracted from the back of the calf of the left leg. I shuddered with horror ; and bo did the Rev. Augustui* Home with cold. *' I hardly think it's proper to cut them up," said Miss "No. 2. ** Oh isn't it ? " said the harpy. ** Then I'll do what's im- proj)er ! " And she got her finger and thumb well through the holes in the scissors' handles. As r^e spoke lesolution was plainly markwd on her brow. *< Well, if they are to be cut up, I should certainly like a bit for a pcn*v7iper," said Ko. 2. Ko. 2 was a literary joimg lady 128 TAL1» 09 ALL OOTJNTRtlSfl. ^ith a porlodioal corrospondonco, a Journal, and an album. 6n!m unip wont tho Boissorn again, and tho broad part of the upper rignt division afTorded ample matcrialfl for a pen-wipor. Then tho liidy with tho back, Bcoing that tho desecration of tlio article had boon completed, plucked up heart of courage and put iu her little requoHt ; " I think I might have a needle-case out of it," Hiiid hIio, "juHt oh a wuvncer of the poor general**— and a long frugtnent cut rapidly out of tlio waistband offordcd lior \inquulin(«d delight. Miiiuma, with the hot face and untidy Imir, came next. '^Woll, girU," Hhe nuid, "iw you are all served, 1 don't see why l*m to bo left out. IVrhaps, Miss Urogram '* — she was an old maid, you HOC — '* perhaps, Miss Urogram, vou could get mo us much as would make a docent-si/ed reticule. ' There was not the slightest difH( ulty in doing this. The harpy in tho centre again went to work, snip, snip, and extracting from that ])ortiou of the affairs which usually sustained tho greater portion of ^tr. Hornu'a weight two large round pieces of cloth, presented them to tho well-pleased matron. *• The general knew well where to get a bit of good broadcloth, certainly,'* said uhe, again feeling the pieces. *' And now for No. 1,*' said sho whom I so absolutely hated; ** I think there is still enough for a pair of slippers. Thero*fl nothing so nice for tho house as good black cloth slippers that are warm to the feet and don't show the dirt." And so saying, tjlie spread out on the lloor the lacerated renuiindera. ** There's a nice bit there," said young lady No. 2, poking at one of the pockets with the end of her parasol. ** Yes," said the harpy, contemplating her plunder. " But I'm thinking whether I couldn't get leggings as well. I always wear leggiuga in the thick of the winter.'* And so she con- cluded her operations, and there was nothing lelt but a melan- choly skeleton of seams tmd buttons. All this having been achieved, they pocketed their plunder and prt^pared to depart. Inhere are people who have a wonderful appetite for relics. A stone with which AVashington had broken a window when a boy — with which ho had done so or had not, for there is littlo difteivnco ; a button that was on a coat of Napoleon*8, or on that of one of his lackeys ; a bullet said to have been picked up at AVati'iloo or Bunker's Hill ; these, and suchlike things are great treasures. And their most desirable characteristic is tho ease with which they are attained. Any bullet or any Dutton does tho work. Faith alone is necessary. RfiLlCS Of GENERAL CUASSl 129 Atid nftw thcso Indies hod raado tlicmsolvcs happy and glorious with "Holies" of General Chufiso cut from tho ill-used habilimonU of an elderly EngliHh ^^ontleman ! They departed at last, and Mr. i^omc, for once in an ill humour, followed mo into tho bedroom. Hero I muRt bo excused if I draw a veil over his manly sorrow at discovering what fato had done for him. llemember what was his position, unclothed in the Castle of Antwerp ! Tho nearest suitable change forthoso which had been destroyed was locked up in his portmanteau at tho llotel do I3ello Vuo in Brussels ! Ho had nothing left to liim — literally nothing, in that Antwerp world. Tliero was no other wretched being wandering thon in that Dutch town sb utterly denuded of tho goods of life. Tor wliat is a man fit,— for what can ho be fit, — when Ic^ft in such tt position ? Thoro uro some evils which seem utterly to crush a mim ; and if thoro bo any misfortune to which a man may be allowed to succumb without imputation on his manliness, surely it is such as this. How was Mr. Homo to return to his hotel without incurring tho diH])leai»uro of tho municipality ? That was my first thought. ]Io had a cloak, but it was at the inn ; and I found that my friend was oppressed with a great horror at tho idea of being leit alone ; so that I could not go in search of it. Thero is an old saying, that no man is a hero to his valet do chambro, — the reason doubtless being this, that it is customaiy for his valet to see the liero divested of those trappings in which so much of tho heroic consists. "Who reverences a clergyman without his gown, or a warrior without his sword and sabrc-taacho ? What would even Minerva be without her helmet ? I do not wish it to bo und(!r8tood that I no longer reverenced ^Ir. Homo because ho was in an undress ; but ho himself cer- tainly lost much of his composed, well-sustained digrity of demeanour. Ho was fearful and quenilous, cold, and father cross. When, forgetting his size, I offered him my own, ho thought that I was laughing at him. Ho began to bo afraid that tho story would get abroad, and ho then and thoro exacted a promise that I would never tell it during his lifetime. I havo ' kept my word ; but now my old friend has boon gathered to his fathers, full of years. At last I got him to tho hotel. It was long before ho would loavo tho castle, cloaked though ho was ;— not, indeed, till tho shades of evening had dimmed tho outlines of men and things, and made indistinct tho outward garniture of those who passed to and fro ia the streets. Then, wrapped in his oloak, Mr. iloiM 130 *ALI» Ot AlA OOTJNTRIfid. followed me along the quays and throngh the narrowest cS. the ■treeta ; and at length, without venturing to return the gaze of any one in the hotel court, he made his way up to his own bedroom. Dinnerloss and pupperlces he went to his couch. But when there he did consent to receive some consolation in the shape of mutton cutlets and fried potatoes, » savory omelet, and a bottlo of claret. The mutton cutlets and fried potatoes at the Golden T'leeco at Antwei-p arc — or were then, for I am speaking now of well-nigh thirty years since — remarkably good; the claret, also, was of the best ; and so, by degrees, the look of despairing dismay passed from hia face, and somo scintillations of the old fire returned to his eyes. ** I wonder whether they find themselves much happier for what they have got ? " said he. "A great deal happier," said L "They'll boast of those thingi to aU their friends at home, and we shall doubtless see some account of their success in the newspapers." "It would be delightful to expose their blunder,— to show \hem up. Would it not, George? To turn the tables on them?" "Yes," said I, "I should like to have the laugh against them." " So would I, only that I should compromise myself by telling the story. It wouldn't do at all to have it told at Oxford with my name attached to it." To this also I assented. To what would I not iave assented in my anxiety to make him happy after his misery ? But all was not over yet. He was in bed now, but it was nccessaiy that he should rise again on the morrow. At home, in England, what was required might perhaps have been made during tho night j but here, aiuoug tho slow ilemiags, any such exertion would have been impossible. Mr. Home, moreover, had no dcsii'o to bo troubled in his retirement by a tuilor. JS^ow tho landlord of tho Golden Fleece was a very stout mnn, — a very stout man indeed. Looking at him as he stood with his hantb in his pockets at the portal of his own establishment, I could not but tliink that ho was stouter even than Mr. Heme. But then he was certainly much shorter, and the want of due proportion probably added to liis unwieldy appearajice. I walked round him once or twice wislifully, measuring him in mv eye, and thinking of what texture might be the Sunday best of such a man. Tho clotlios which ho then had on were ceitainly not exactly »uitcd to Mr. Horno'ft tastes« ' i iiELtCd OF GENERAL CHASS^. J31 He saw that I was observing him, and apeared iineasy and oflended. I had already ascertained that he spoke a little English. Of Flemish 1 knew literally nothing, and in French, with which probably he was also acquainted, I was by no means voluble. The business which I had to transact was intricate, and I required the use of my mother-tongue. It was intricate and delicate, and difficult withal . I began by remarking on the weather, but he did not take my remarks kindly. I am inclined to fancy that he thought I was desirous of borrowing money from him. At any rate ho gave me no encouragement in my first advances. i * Vat misfortune ? " at last ho asked, when I had succeeded in making him understand that a gentleman up stairs required his assistance. ** He has lost these things," ond I took hold of my own gar- ments. " It's a long story, or l*d tell you how ; but ho has not a pair lq the world till he gets lack to Brussels, — ^unless you can lend him one." **Lost hees br ^?" and ho opened Ids eyes wide, and looked at me with astonishment. ** Yes, yes, exactly so," said I, interrupting him. ** Most astonishing thing, isn't it ? But it's quite true." " Vas hees money in de pocket? " asked my Auspicious land- lord. " No, no, no. It's not so bad as that. His money is all right. I had the money, luckily." " Ah ! dat is better. But he have lost hees b— ? " "Yes, yes ; " I was now getting rather impatient. " Thcce is no mistake about it. He has lost them as sure as you stand there." And then I proceeded to explain that as the gentleman in question was very stout, and as he, the landlord, was stout also, he might assist us in this great csdamity by a loan from his own wardrobe, When he found that the money was not in the pocket, and that his bill therefore would be paid, he was not indisposed to be gracious. He would, he said, desii'o his servant to take up what was required to Mr. Home's chamber. I endeavoured to make him understand that a sombre colour would be preferable ; but he only answered that he would put the best that ho had at the gentleman's disposal. He could not think of offering any- thing less than his best on such an occasion. And then he turned his back and went his way, muttering aa ho went some- thing in Ilemishi which I believed to b« Ml ezokmatiaa of x2 132 TALE8 OF ALL C0UKTR1E8. nstonishmont that any man should, under any circumstanccf, kut Buch on ftrticlc. It was now getting lato ; so when I had taken a short stroll hy mypclf, I wont to bed without disturbing Mr. Homo again that nipht. On the following morning I thought it best not to go to him unless ho sent for mo ; bo I desired tho boots to let liim know that I had ordered breakfast in a private room, and that 1 would await him there unless ho wished to see mo. 3Io sent mo wortl back to say that ho would bo with mo very shortly. He did not keep me waiting above half on hour, but I confess that that half hour was not pleasantly spent. I feared that his temper would bo tried in dressing, and that ho would not bo ablo to eat his breakfast in a happy state of mind. So that when I lieanl his heavy footstep advancing along tho passage my heart did misgive me, and I felt that I was trembling. That step was certainly slower aud more ponderous than usual. ThtTO was always a certain dignity in tho very sound of liis movements, but now this seemed to have been enhanced. To judge merely by the step ono would have said that a bishop was coming that way instead of a prebendiiry. And then lie entered. In tho upper half of his august person no alteration was perceptible. The hair was as regular and as graceful as ever, the iHiudkerchief as white, tho coat as immacu- lato ; but below his well-filled waistcoat a pair of red plush began to shino in unmitigated splendo\ir, and contmued from thenco down to within an inch above liia knee; nor, as it appeared, could any pulling induce them to descend lower. Mr. Homo always wore black silk stockings, — at least so the world supposed, but it was now apparent that tho world had been wrong in prc- siuuing him to bo guilty of such extravagance. Those, at any rate, which lie exhibited on tho present occasion were more economical. They were silk to the calf, but thenco upwards they coutiuucd their career in white cotton. These then followed the plush ; first two Ruowy, full-sized pilliu-s of white, and then two jet columns of flossy silk. Such was tho appearance, on that well-remembered morning, of the Rev. Augustus Home, as ho entered tho room in which his breakfast was prepared. I could see at a glance that a dark frown contracted his eye- brows, and that the compressed muscles of his upper lip gave a strange degi*ee of austerity to his open face. He carried his head proudly on high, detcraiined to be dignified in spite of his mis- fortunes, and wlvanccd t^V'o steps iut'^ tho room, without » rcraark| RELICS OF OKNERAL OnASST?. 133 as though ho wcro ablo to show that neither red plush nor black cloth could diaarrango tho equal poiso of his mighty mind ! And after all what are a man's garments but tho outward huski In which the fruit is kept, duly tempered from tho wind ? ** Tho rank is but tho guinea stamp, Tlie man'* tho gowd for •' that." And in not tho tailor's art as littlo worthy, aa insignificant as that of tho king who makes *' A marquis, duko, and a' Uiat " ? Who would be content to think tliat his monly dignity depended on hifl coat and waistcoat, or his liold on tho world's esteem on any other garment of usutd wear? That no such weakness Boiled his mind Mr. Home was determined to prove ; and thus ho entered tho room with measured tread, and stem dignified demeanour. Having advanced two stops his cyo caught mine. I do not know whether ho was moved by some unconscious smile on my part ; — for in truth I endeavoured to seem as indifferent as him- self to the nature of his dress ; — or whether ho was invincibly tickled by some inward fancy of his own, but suddenly his advancing step ceased, a broad flash of comic humour spread itself over his features, ho retreated with his back against tho wall, and then burst out into an immoderate roar of loud laughtc And I — what else could I then do but laugh ? IIo laughed, and I laughed. Ho roared, and I roared. He lifted up his vast legs to view till tho rays of the morning sun shono through tho window on the bright hues which ho displayed ; and he did not sit down to his breakfast till he had in every fantastic attitude shown off to the best advantage tho red plush of which ho had BO recently become proud. An Antwerp private cabriolet on that day reached the yard of tho Hotel de Bello Vuo at about 4 p.m., and four waiters, in a frenzy of astonishment, saw tho Reverend Augustus Home descend from tho vehicle and seek his chamber dressed in the garmentg which I have described. But I am inclined to think that ho never again favoured any of his friends with such a eight. It was on the next evening after this that I went out to drink tea with two maiden ladies, relatives of mine, who kept a seminary for English girls at Bmsscls. The Misses Macmanus were veiy worthy women, and earned their bread in an npright, pa in sta k i n g xniouieT. J would not for w<*rld0 have passed tliroagli 184 TALES OF ALL OOUNTRrai. Brussels without paying them this compliment. Thet wcwl however, perhaps a little dull, and I was aware that I should not prohably meet in their drawing-ixwrn many of the fashionable inhabitants of the city. Mr. Homo had declined to accompany mo; but in doing so he was good enough to express a warm admiration for the character of my worthy cousins. Tho elder Miss Mncmanus, in her little note, had informed me that she would have the pleasure of introducing me to a few of my "compatriots." I presumed she meant Englishmen; and as I was in tho habit of meeting such every day of my life at home, I cannot say that I was peculiarly elevated by tho promise. "When, however, I entered the room, there was no Englishman there ; — there was no man of any kind. There were twelve ladies collected together with the view of making tho evening pass agreeably to me, the single virile being among them all. I felt as though I were a sort of Mohammed in Paradise ; but I cer- tainly felt also that the Paradise was none of my own choosing. In the centre of the amphitheatre which the ladies formed sat the two Misses Macmanus ; — ^there, at least, they sat when they had completed the process of shaking hands with me. To tho left of them, making one wing of the semicircle, were arranged the five pupils by attending to whom tho Misses Macmanus earned their living ; and the other wing consisted of the five ladies who had furnished themselves with relics of General Chasse. They were my *' compatriots." I was introduced to them all, one after tho other ; but their names did not abide in my memory one moment. I was thinking too much of the singularity of the adventure, and could not attend to such minutiie. That the red-rosed harpy was Miss Grogi'am, tluit I remembered ; — that, I may say, I shall never forget. But whether the motherly lady with the somewhat blowsy hair was Mrs. Jones, or Mrs. Green, or Mrs. "Walker, I cannot now say. The dumpy female with tho broad back was always called Aunt Sally by the young ladies. Too much sugar spoils one's tea ; I think I have heard that even prosperity will cloy when it comes in overdoses; and a schoolboy has been known to be overdone with jam. I myself have always been peculiarly attached to ladies* society, and havo avoided bachelor parties as things execrable in their very nature. XJut on this special occasion I felt myself to bo that schoolboy ;— I was literally overdone with jam. My tea was all sugar, so that I could not drink it. I was one among twelve. "NVhat could I do or say ? Tho proportion of alloy was too smaU. to RELICS OP GENERAL CHASSl 135 hay© any effect in chnnging the nature of the virgin silver, and the conversation became absolutely feminine. I must confess also that my previous e^^crience as to these compatriots of mine had not prejudiced mo in their favour. I regarded them with, — I am ashamed to Bay so, Rceing that they were ladies,— but almost with loathing. When last I had seen them their occupation had reminded me of some obscene feast of liai-pies, or almost of ghouls. Tliey had brought down to the verge of desperation the man whom of all men I most venerated. On these accounts I was inclined to bo taciturn with reference to them; — and then what could I have to say to the Misses Macmanus's five pupils ? Ikty cousin at first made an effort or two in my favour, but these efforts were fruitless. I soon died away into utter unrecog- nised insignificance, and the conversation, as I have before said, became feminine. And indeed that horrid Miss Grogram, who was, as it were, the princess of the ghouls, nearly monopolised the whole of it. Mamma Jones — we will call her Jones for the occasion — put in a word now and then, as did also tho elder and more energetic Miss Macmanus. The dumpy lady with the broad back ate tea-cake incessantly ; the two daughters looked scornful, as though they were above their company with reference to the five pupils ; and the five pupils themselves sat in a row with the utmost propriety, each with her hands crossed on her lap before her. Of what they were talking at last I became utterly oblivious. They had ignored me, going into realms of muslin, questions of maid servants, female rights, and cheap under-clothing ; and I therefore had ignored them, ^ly mind had gone back to Mr. Home and his garments. While they spoke of their rights, 1 was thinking of his wrongs ; when they mentioned the price of flannel, I thought of that of broadcloth. But of a sudden my attention was arrested. Miss Macmanus had said something of the black silks of Antwerp, when Miss Grogram replied that she had just returned from that city and had there enjoyed a great success. My cousin had again asked something about the black silks, thinking, no doubt, that Miss Grogram had achioyed some bargain; but that lady had soon undeceived her. ''Oh no," said Miss Grogram, <'it was at the cistle. We got such beautiful relics of General ChassS I Didn^t we, Mrs. Jones?" «( Indeed iro did," nid Mrs. Joqas^ bringing out ixom l>eneath 186 TALES OP ALL OOUNTMES, tho skirts of hor dross and ostonsibly displaying a large blaolt bag. ** And IVo got mich a beautiful nocdlo-case," said tho broad- back, displaying hor prize. ** I've been making it up all the morning.'' And she handed over tho article to Mias Macmanus. *' And only look nt this duck of a pen- wiper," simpered flaxen- hair No. 2. ** Only think of wiping one's pens with relics of General ChassCl" and sho handed it over to tho other Miss Macmanus. *' And mine's a pin-cushion,'* said No. 1, exhibiting the trophy. "Ihit that's nothing to what I've got," said Mifls Grogram. *' In tho first place, there's a pair of slippers, — a beautiful pair ; — they're not made up yet, of course ; and then — " The two ^liftses Macmanus and their five pupils were sitting open-eared, open-eyed, and open-mouthed. How all these sombre- looking articles could bo relics of General Chosso did not at first appear clear to thorn. ** What are they. Miss Grogram?" said tho older Miss Mac- manus, holding the needle-case in one hand and Mrs. Jones's bag in the other. Miss ^lacraanus was a strong-minded female, and I reverenced my cousin when I saw the decided way in which she intended to put down tho greedy arrogimco of Miss Grogram. *' They are relics." ** Ihit where do they come from, Miss Grogram ?" ** Why, from tho castle, to bo suro j — from General ChossO's own rooms." ** Did anybody sell them to you ?** «• No." *' Or give them to you V* ** \Vliy, no ; — at least not exactly give.** ** There they were, and sho took 'em," said tho broad-book. Oh, what a look Mias Grogram gave her 1 *' Took them ! of course I took them. That is, you took them as much as I did. They were things that wo found lying about." "What things?" aslced Miss Macmanus, in a peculiarly strong-minded tone. Miss Grogram seemed to bo for a moment silenced. I had been ignored, as I have said, and my existence forgotten ; but now I observed that tho eyes of tho culprits were turned towards mo, — tho eyes, that is, of four of them. Mrs. Jones looked at mo from beneath her fan ; tho two girls glanced at mo furtively, and then theii- eyes fell to the lowest llounc^s of their frocks. RELIC3 OP GENERAL CHASSlS. 137^ Mi'ss GrogTflm turned her Bpectaclcs right upon mo, and I fancied thttt fiho nodded her head at mo as a sort of answer to Miso MacmanuB. Tho fivo pupils opened tlieir mouths and eyes •wider ; but flho of tho broad back was nothing abashed. It would have been nothing to her had there been a dozen gentle- men in tho room. ** Wo just found a pair of black — .** Tho wholo truth was told in tho plainest possible language. " Oh, Aunt Sally !" " Aunt Sally, how can you ?" " Hold your tongue. Aunt Sally!" *' And then Miss Grograra just cut them up with her scissors,'* continued Aunt Sally, not a whit abashed, **and gave us each a bit, only sho took moro than half for herself." It was clear to mo that there had been somo quarrel, some delicious quarrel, between Aunt Sally and Miss Urogram. Through tho wholo ndventuro I had rather respected Aunt Sally. ** She took moro than half for herself," continued Aunt Stdly. "Sho kept uU the '' "Jemima," said tho elder Miss Mficmanus, interrupting tho speaker and addressing her sister, "it is time, I think, for tho young ladies to retire. Will you bo kind enough to boo them to their rooms?" The fivo pupils thereupon roso from their seats and courtesied. They then left tho room in file, tho younger Miss Macmanus showing them tho way. " iJut wo haven't done any harm, have wo ?" asked Mrs. OToncB, with somo tremulousness in her voice. "Well, I don't know," said Miss Macmanus. "What I'm thinking of now is this ; — to whom, I wonder, did tho garments properly belong? Who had been the owner and wearer of them?" " Why, General Chasso of course," said Miss Grograra. "They were tho general's," repeated tho two young ladies; blushing, however, as they alluded to tho subject. " Well, wo thought they were the general's, certainly; and a very excellent article they were," said Mrs. Jones. " Perhaps they were the butler's ?" said Aunt Sally, I cer- tainly had not given her credit for so much sarcasm. "Butler's I" exclaimed Miss Grogram, with a toss of her head. " Oh, Aunt Sally, Aunt Solly I how can you ?" shrieked the two young ladies. " Oh laws!" ejaculated Mrs. Jones. " I don't think that they could have belonged to the butler," •aid Miss MacmanuS| with much authority, <* i^eing that doxoestica 188 TALES OP ALL COTJITTRIW. in this Mtrntry aro hctot clad in garments of that d«scriptiYRAMlDa l69 tho top of the same Pyramid, — an overture which was not received quite in the same spirit. "While Mr. Darner was rccovciing his breath for the sake of answering Miss Dawkins, Miss Darner had walked to the further comer of the square plat- forai on which they were placed, and there sat herself down with her face turned towards Cairo. Perhaps it was not singular that Mr. Ingram should have followed her. This would have been very well if a dozen Arabs had not also followed them. But as this was the case, Mr. Ingram had to play his game under some difficulty. Ho had no sooner seated himself beside her than they came and stood directly in front of the scat, shutting out the view, and by no means improving the fragrance of the air around them. **And this, then. Miss Damer, will be our last excxirsion together," he said, in his tendcrest, softest tone. **De good Englishman will gib do poor Arab one little back- sheish," said an Arab, putting out Ins hand and shaking Mr. Ingram's shoulder. ** Yes, yes, yes; him gib backshcish," said another. "Him berry good man," said a third, putting up his filthy hand, and touching Mr. Ingram's face. ** And young lady berry good, too ; she give backshcish to poor Arab." *' Yes," said a fourth, preparing to take a similar liberty with Miss Damer. This was too much for Mr. Ingram. He had already used very positive language in his endeavour to assure his tormentors that they would not get a piastre from him. But this only changed their soft persuasions into threats. Upon hearing which, and upon seeing what the man attempted to do in his endeavour to get money from Miss Damer, he raised his stick, and struck first one and then the other as violently as he could upon their heads. Any ordinary civilised men would have been stunned by such blows, for they fell on the bare foreheads of the Arabs ; but the objects of the American's wrath merely skulked away ; and the others, convinced by the only arguments which they understood, followed in pursuit of victims who might be less pugnacious. It is hard for a man to be at once tender and pugnacious — to be sentimental, while he is putting forth his physical strength "vs-ith all the violence in his power. It is difficult, also, for him to be gentle instantly after having been in a rage. So he changed his tactics at the moment, and came to the point at once in a mwrer befitting his present state of mind* ISO tALBS Off Alt OOtmrRML " ThoM tIIo wretches have put mo in auch a heat,** he said, " that I hardly know what I am Baying. But the fact w thin, liliss Damor, I cannot Icavo Cairo without knowing—. You understand what I mean, Miss Damcr." " Indeed I do not, ^Ir. Ingram ; except that I am afraid you mean nonsense.'* **Yc9, you do; yciu know that I love you. I am sure you must know it. At any rate you know it now." '* ^Ir. In{^rara, you should not talk in such a way." "Why should I not ? But the truth is, Fanny, I can talk in no other way. I do lovo you dearly. Can you love mo well enough to go and ho my wife in a country far away from your own?" l^i^foro sho loft the top of the Pyramid Fanny Damor had said that bIio would try. ^[r. Ingi-am was now a proud and happy man, and seemed to think tho steps of tho Pyramid too small for his clastic energy. But Fanny feared that her troubles were to como. There was papa — that terrible bugbear on all such occasions. "What would papa say ? Sho was sure her papa would not allow her to marry and go BO far away from her own family and country, For her- Belf, sho liked tho Americans — always had liked them; so she Baid; — would desire nothing better than to live among them. But papa ! And Fimny sighed as sho felt that all the recognised miseries of a young lady in love were about to fall upon her. Nevertheless, at her lover's instance, she promised, and de- clared, in twenty different loving plirascs, that nothing on earth Bhould ever make her false to her love or to her lover. *' Fanny, where are you? AVhy are you not ready to como down?" shoiited Mr. Darner, not in the best of tempers. Ho felt that he had almost been unkind to an unprotected female, and his heart misgave him. And yet it would have misgiven him more had ho allowed himself to be entrapped by Miss Dawkius. ** I am quite ready, papa," said Fanny, running up to him — for it may be understood that there is quite room enough for a young lady to run on tho top of tho P}Tamid. ** I am sure I don't know where you have been all tho time," said Mr. Damer ; " and where are those two boys ? " Fanny pointed to the top of the other Pyramid, and there they were, conspicuous with their red caps. " And M. Delabordeau ?" ** Oh ! ho has gone down, I think ; — no, he is there with Misa AN UNPROTECTED TEMALtl AT THE PYRAMIDS. 161 Dawkins." And in truth Miss Dawkins was loaning on his arm most nfTi'ctionatt'ly, as she stooped over and looked down upon the niius below her. " And where is that fellow, Ingram ?" said Mr. Darner, look- ing about him. "Ho is always out of tho way when he's wanted." To tliis Fanny said notliing. "Why should she ? Sho was not Mr. Ingram's keeper. And tlicn they all descended, each again with his proper nura- b(T of Arabs to liuny and embarrass him ; and they found Mrs. Damer at the bottom, like a piece of sugar covered with flies. She was heanl to declare afterwards that she would not go to tho Pyramids again, not if they were to bo given to her for herself, as ornaments for her garden. Tho picnic lunch among tho big stones at tho foot of tho Pyramid was not a very gay affair. Miss Dawkins talked moro than any one else, being detennined to show that sho boro her defeat gallantly. Her converHation, however, was chiefly ad- dressed to M. Dclabordeau, and ho seemed to tliink moro of his cold chicken and ham than he did of her wit and attention. Fanny hardly spoke a word. There was her father before her and she could not eat, much less talk, as she thought of all that she would have to go through. "What would ho say to tho idea of having an Amciican for a son-iu-law ? Kor was Mr. Ingram very lively. A young man when ho has been just accepted, never is so. His happiness under tho present circumstances was, no doubt, intense, but it was of a silent nature. And then the interior of tho building had to bo visited. To tell tho truth none of the party would have cared to perform this feat had it not been for the honour of the thing. To have como from Paris, New York, or London, to tho Pyramids, and then not to have visited the very tomb of Cheops, would have shown on tho part of all of them an indifl'crcnco to subjects of interest which would have been altogether fatal to their character as ti'avcllers. And so a pai-ty for the interior was made up. Miss Damer when sho saw tho aperture through which it was expected that sho should descend, at onco declared for staying with her mother. Miss Dawkins, however, was enthusiastic for tho journey. *' Persons with so very little command over their nerves might really as well stay at home," she said to Mr. Ingram, who glowered at her drcadfudly for expressing such an opinion ^^ui^^ Fanny. X 162 TALES OS* ALL OOUimilfiS. This entrance into the Pyramids is a terrible task, which should ho iindcrtaken by no ludy. Thoso who perform it hmro to creep 4own, and then to bo dropped up, through infinite dirt, foul ;m(»lbi, and bad ^ir; and when they have done it, they bco nothing. iJut thejr do cam the gratiflcation of saying that they huvo been inside a PjTamid. "Well, I've done thnt once," said Mr. Darner, coming out, •* and I do not think that any one -will catch me doing it again. I never was in such a filtliy phico in mv life." *' Oh, Fanny ! I am so glud you did not go ; I am sure it la not fit for ladies," said poor Mrs. Darner, forgetful of her friend Miss Dawkins. *' I should have been ashamed of myself," said Miss Dawkins, bristling up, and throwing Lack her head as she stood, " if I had allowed any consideration to liavc prevented my visiting such a spot. If it bo not improper for men to go there, how can it bo improper for women ?" ** I did not say improper, my dear," said Mrs. D.imer, apolo- getically. ** And as for the fatigue, what can a woman bo "V/orth who ia afraid to encounter as much as I have now gone thrvXigh for the eako of visiting the last rcating-jdace of such a king m Cheops ?" And Miss Dawkins, as she pronounced the last words, looked round her with disdain upon poor Fanny Damer. " But I meant the dirt," said Mrs. Damer. **Dirt!" ejaculated !^[iss Dawkins, and then walked away. "Why Bhould t^hc now submit her high tone of feeling to tho Darners, or why care longer for their good opinion ? Tlicreforo she Fcattcred contempt around her as she ejaculatfkl the last word, **dirt." And then the return home! "I know I shall never get there," said Mrs. Damer, looking piteonsly up into hel husband's face. ''Konscnse, my dear; nonsense; you must get thci^." Mrs. Damer groaned, and acknowledged in her heart that she must,— cither dead or alive. " And, Jefferson," said Fanny, whispering — for there had been a moment since their descent in which she had been instructed to call him by his Christian name — "never mind talking to mo going homo. I will lidc by mamma. Do you go with papa and put him in good humour; and if lie sa^s anything about the lordi and tho bishops, don't you contradict him, you know." What will not a man do for love ? Mr. Ingram promised. AN UNPROTECTED i^MALB AT THE PYRA&aDS. 163 And in this way they Btartcd ; the two boys led the van ; then came Mr. Damcr and Mr. Ingram, unusually and unpatriotically acquiescent as to England's aristocratic propensities ; then Miss Dawkins riding, alas ! alone ; after her, M. Dclabordeau, also alone, — the ungallant Frenchman ! And the rear was brought up by Mrs. Darner and her daughter, flanked on each side by a diagomnn, witli a third dragoman behind tliem. And in this order they went back to Cairo, riding their donkeys, and crossing tlic feiry solemnly, and, for the most part, silently. Mr. Ingram did talk, aw he had an important object ia view,— that of putting Mr. Darner into a good humour.^ ^ In this ho eucceeded so well that by the time they had re- mounted, after crossing the Nile, Mr. Damer opened his heart to his companion on the subject that was troubling him, and told him all about Miss Dawkins. ** I don't see wliy wc should have a companion that we don't like for eight or ten weeks, merely because it seems rude to refuse a Indy.'* ** Lideed, I agree with you," said Mr. Ingram ; " I should call it weak-minded to give way in such a case." ** My daughter docs not like her at all,'* continued Mr. Damer. *' Kor would she be a nice companion for Miss Damer ; not according to my way of thinking," said Mr. Ingram. ** And as to my having asked her, or Mrs. Damer having asked her ! AVhy, God bless my soul, it is pure invention on the woman's part!" " Ha ! ha ! ha !" laughed Mr. Ingiam ; " I must say she plays her game well ; but then she is an old soldier, and has the benefit of experience." \Vliat would Miss Dawkins have said had she known that Mr. Ingram called her an old soldier ? ** I don't like the kind of thing at all," said Mr. Damer, who was very serious upon the subject. ** You see the position in which 1 am placed. I am forced to be very rude, or " *' I don't caU it rude at all." ** Disobliging, then ; or else I must have all my comfort in- raded and pleasure destroyed by, by, by " And Mr. Damer paused, being at a loss for an appropriate name for Miss Dawkins. *' By an unprotected female," suggested Mr. Ingram. ** Yes, just so. I am as fond of pleasant company aa anybody ; but then I like to choose it myself." " So do I," said Mr. Ingram, thinking of his own choice. ." Now, Ingram, if jrou would join ns, we should bo delighted.** ** Upon my word* siri the offer ii too fifttteriixg/' said Iiigrami 184 TALE8 OF ALL COUNTMEft hoRitatlngly ; for ho folt that ho could not ttndcrto^e roch ft joiimcy until Mr. Damcr know on what terms ho atood with Vnnny. •'You firo a torrlMo democrat," Raid Mr. Domcr, louj^hingt " but then, on that nmtter, yoii know, wo could of^'o to difr«r." "Kxaotly no," puid Mr. Jnp:rttm, who had not collected hii thoughtrt or made up Iuh mi'iul us to what ho hud better Buy und do, oil tho Bpur of the moment. ** Well, what do you my to it ?" said Mr. Darner, encouragingly. But Ingram puuBcd before ho unHwercd. "X'or Itcavon'B wako, my dear fellow, don't havo tho Blightest hcHitation in r<.^ftining, if you don't like Iho plan." ••Tho fact is, Mr. I)amer, I whould like it too well." "Like it too well?" *• Yes, sir, and I may as well icU you now a« later. I had intended this evening to huvo asked for your pormiuBion to address your daughiiT." ••God blcHH my bouU" said Mr. Damer, looking as though a totally now idea liad now bein opi>ncd to him. ••And under tlicso circumHtaiiccH, 1 will now wait and sco whether or no you will renew your offer." " (3od bless my houI!" said Mr. Damer, again. It often does strike an old gentleman as very odd that any mim should fall in lovo with luM daughter, whom ho has not eeused to look upon aa n child. Tho case is generally quite different with mothers, They seem to think that every young man must fall in lovo with their girls. ••And have you said anything to Funny about tliis?" asked Mr. Damer. *' Yes, sir, I have her p(^rmiRsion to speak to you." ** God bkss my soul !" saicrformcd her duty to her Iieigh])0ur, — " You know your count r>'m an Mr. Ingram, I think ?'* said she, ** Oh, yes ; very intimatt that one rrenehnmn witli a black moustache, ot the head of the table, trod on the too of another Frenchman with another black moustache — winking as ho made tho sign- just as M. Lacoixlaiiv, having selectcnl a bunch of grapes, put it on ^[rs. Thompson's plate with infinite grace. 13ut who among us all is free fi-om such impertinences as these ? "But madamo really must see tho chuteau of Piinco Polignao befoi*e she leaves Lo Fuy," saiil M. Lacoixlaire. *'Tho chuteau of who?" o.iked Mimmy, to whoso young cart tho French words were already becoming familiar. "Prince l^olignac, my dear. AVell, 1 really don't know, M. Lacordairo ; — I have seen a great deid of tho place already, and I shall bo going now vciy soon ; probably in a day or two," said Hrs. Thompson. ** But madiuno must positively seo the chriteau," said M. Lacor- daire, very impressively ; and then after a pause ho added, " If nuidame will have tho complais>ancc to commission mo to procure a carriage for this aftcnioon, and will allow me the honour to bo her guide, I shidl consider myself ono of tho most fortunate of men." ** Oh, yes, mamma, do go," said Mimmy, clapping her hands. •* And it is Thursday, and Lilian can go with us." " Be quiet, Mimmy, do. Thank you, no, M. Lacordaire. I could not go to-day ; but I am exhemely obliged by your polite- ness.'* M. Lacordaire still pressed tho matter, and Mrs, Thompson still declined till it was time to rise from the table. She then declared that she did not think it possible that she should visit the chateau before she left Le Puy ; but that she would give him an answer at dinner. The most tedious time in the day to Mrs. Thompson were the two hours after breakfast. At one o'clock she daily went to the tchool, taking Mimmy, who for an hour or two ahared her eist^r'i InE CHATEAU OP PRINCfl rOLTQNAO. 1?S Jcfpohb. This nnd lior little excurpions about tlio plnco, ond licr elioppinp, ninnn^cd to make away "with her afternoon. Then in the cvcninj;, bIio prnerally saw Bometliinp; of M. Lncordoiro. Uut thoRo two hours iii'ter breakfast were liard of killing. On this occasion, when sho gained her own room, ftho M nsunl placed Mimmy on the Kofa with a needle. 3Ier custom then was to take up a novel ; hut on this morning phe pat herself down in her arm-chair, and resting her head upon her hand and elbow, began to turn over certain circumstances in her mind, " Mamma," said Mimmy, *' why won't you go with M. Lncor- 3a ire to that place belonging to tho piinco ? rrincc— Polly domething, wasn't it?'* *' ^lind your work, my dear," paid Mrs. Thompson. ** IJut I do 80 wish you'd go, mamma. ^Vhat wu» tho princc'i name ? '» «' roHgnac.** •* gramma, ain't princes very great people ? '* ** Yes, my dear ; sometimes." ** Is rrincc rolly-mic like our Prince Alfred ?•* **Ko, n\y dear ; not at all. At least, 1 BUpposc not.'' •* Is his mother a queen ? " ** No, my dear." ** Then his father must be a king ?** ** No, my dear. It is quite a different thing here. ITerc in Tranre they have a great many princes." " "NVcll, at any rate I fihould like to see a prince's chateau ; so 1 do hope you'll go." And then there was a pause. "Mamma, could it come to pass, here in Prance, that M. Lacordairo should ever be a prince ? " " M. Lacordaire a prince I No ; don't talk such nonsense, but mind your work." ** Isn't M. Lacordaire a very nice man? Ain't you very fond of him?" To this question Mrs. Thompson made no ahswer. ** Mamma," continued Mimmy, after a moment's pause, " won't you tell me whether you are fond of M. Lacordaire ? I'm quite sure of this, — that he's very fond of you." " "What makes you think that ? '* asked Mrs. Thompson, who could not bring herself to refrain from the question. ** Because he looks at you in that way, mamma, and squeezes your hand." " Nonsense, child," said Mrs. Thompson ; " hold your tongufiw I don't know what can have put such stuff into your head." 174 fALSS 09 ALt. OOtmtRtES. •* But ho does, mamma," said Mimmy, who raiely allowed h« mother to put her down. Mrs. Thompson made no tother answer, hut again sat with her head resting on her hand. She also, if the truth must ho told, waa thinking of M. Lacordaire and his foRdness for hersell Ho had squeezed her hand and he had looked into her face. However much it may have heen nonsense on Mimmy's port to talk of such things, they had not the less absolutely occurred, "vVas it really the fact that M. Lacordaire was in love with her ? And if 60, what return should she, or could she make to such a passion ? He had looked at her yesterday, and squeezed her hand to-day. Might it not he probable that he would advance a step further to-morrow ? If so, what answer would she be pre- pared to make to him ? She did not think — so she said to herself — that she had any particular objection to marrying again. Thompson had been dead now for four years, and neither his friends, nor her friends, nor the world coiild say she was wrong on that score. And as to marrying a Frenchman, she could not say she felt within her- self any absolute repugnance to doing that. Of her own country, speaking of England as such, she, in truth, knew but little— and perhaps cared less. She had gone to India almost as a child, and England had not been specially kind to her on her return. She had fcimd it dull and cold, stiff, and almost ill-natiu-ed. People there had not smiled on her and been civil as M. Lacordaire had done. As far as England and Englishmen wero considered she saw no reason why she should not marry M, Lacordaire. And then, as regarded the man ; could she in her heart say that she was prepared to love, honour, and obey M. Lacordaire ? She certainly knew no reason why she should not do so. She did not know much of him, sho said to herself at first ; but sho knew as much, she said afterwards, as she had known personally of Mr. Thompson before their marriage. She had known, to bo sure, what was Mr. Thompson's profession and what his income; orj if not, some one else had known for her. As to both these points she ^7as quite in the dark as regiuxled M. Lacordaire. Personally, she ceitainly did like him, as she said to herself more than once. There was a coui-tcsy and softness about him which weie very gratifying to her; and then, his appearance was so mu( h in his favour. He was not veiy young, sho acknow- ledged ; but neither was sho young herself. It was quite cvideut that ho wu fond of her children, and that ho would be a kind 5nB CHATEAU OP PRll^CE l>OLlaNAO. l75 and affectionate father to them. Indeed, there was kindness in all that he did. Should she many again, — and she put it to herself quite hypo- thctically, — she would look for no romance in such a second marriage. She would he content to sit down in a quiet home, to tlio tame duU realities of life, satisfied with the companionship of a man who would he kind and gentle to her, and whom she could respect and esteem. Where could she find a companion with whom this could he more safely anticipated than with M, ' Lacordaire? And so she argued the question within her own hrcast in a manner not unfriendly to that gentleman. That there was as yet one great hindrance she at once saw ; hut then that might he remedied hy a word. She did not know what was his income or his profession. The chambermaid, whom she had interrogated, had told her that he was a "marchand." To merchants, gene- rally, she felt that she had no objection. The Barings and the Rothschilds were merchants, as was also that wonderful man at Bombay, Sir Hommajee Bommajee, who was worth she did not know how many thousand lacs of rupees. That it would behove her, on her own account and that of her daughters, to take care of her own little fortune in contracting any such connection, that she felt strongly. She would never bo commit herself as to put security in that respect out of her power. But then she did not think that M. Lacordaire would ever ask her to do so ; at any rate, she was determined on this, that there should never he any doubt on that matter ; and as sho firmly resolved on this, she again took up her hook, and for a minute or two made an attempt to read. *' Mamma," said Mimmy, "will M. Lacordaire go up to tho school to see Lilian when you go away from thig? ** ** Indeed, I cannot say, my dear. If Lilian is a good girl, J^rhaps ho may do so now and then.** " Ajid win he write to you and tell you how she is ? ** ** Lilian can write for herself; can she not ? ** "Oh yes; I suppose she can; but I hope M.* Lacordaire vill write too. We shall come back hero some day ; shan't we, mauuna?" ** I cannot say, my dear." "I do so hope we shall see M. Lacordaire again. Do you know what I was thinking, mamma? " " Little girls like you ought not to think," said IkTrs. Thompson, Walking slowly out of the room to the top of the stairs and oack 176 tAtES of ALL COtJNTRTBS. a^QiR ; for slie had felt the necessity of preventing Miinmy ftom disclosing ony more of her thoughts. "And now, my dear, get yourself ready, and we will go up to the school." Mrs. Thoippson always dressed herself with care, though not in especially fine clothes, before she went down to dinner at the table d'hote ; but on this occasion she was more than usually particular. She hai'dly explained to herself why she did this ; but, nevertheless, as she stood before the glass, she did in a certain manner feel that the circumstances of her future life might perhaps depend on what might be said and done that evening. She had not absolutely decided whether or no she would go to the Prince's chateau ; but if she did go . "Well, if she did ; what then ? She had sense enough, as she assured herself more than ouco, to regulate her own conduct with pro- priety in any such emergency. During the dinner, M. Lacordairo conversed in his usual manner, but said nothing whatever about the visit to Polignac, He was very kind to Mimmy, and very courteous to her mother, but did not appear to be at all more particular than usual. Indeed, it might bo a question whether he was not less so. As eho had entered the room Mrs. Thompson had said to herself that, perhaps, after all, it would bo better that there should be nothing more thought about it ; but before the four of five courses were over, she was beginning to feel a little disappointed. And now the fruit was on the table, after the consumption of wliich it was her practice to retire. It was certainly open to her to ask M. Lacordairo to take tea with her that evening, as she had done on foimer occasions ; but she felt that she must not do this now, considering the immediate circumstances of the ease. If any further steps were to be taken, they must be taken by him, and not by her ; — or else by Mimmy, who, just as her mother was slowly consuming her last grapes, ran round to the back of M. Lacordaire's chair, and whispered something into liis ear. It may be presumed that Mrs. Thompson did not see the intention of the movement in time to aiTCst it, for she did nothing till the whispering had been whispered ; and then she rebuked the child, bade her not to be troublesome, and with more than usual austerity in her voice, desired her to get hcrseK ready to go up stairs to their chamber. As she spoke she herself rose from her chair, and made her final little bow to tlie table, and her other final little bow and Bmilo to M. Lacordaire ; but this was certain to all who saw it, that the smile was not as gracious as usual. THE CHATEAU OP PRINCE rOLlGNAC. 177 As she walked forth, M. Lacordaire rose from his chair — such being his constant practice when she left the table ; but on this occasion he accompanied her to the door. <*And has madame decided," he asked, "whether she will permit me to accompany her to the chateau ? '* *'Well, I really don't know," said Mrs. Thompson. **Mces Mccmy," continued M. Lacordaire, ** is very anxious to see the rock, and I may perhaps hope that Mecs Lilian would be pleased with such a little excursion. As for myself " and then M. Lacordaire put his hand upon his heart in a manner that seemed to speak more plainly than he had ever spoken. **Well, if the children would really like it, and — as you are BO very kind," said Mra. Thompson ; and so the matter was conceded. "To-morrow afternoon ? " suggested M. Lacordaire. But Mrs. Thompson fixed on Saturday, thereby showing that she herself was in no hurry for the expedition. "Oh, I am so glad! " said Mimmy, when they had re-entered their own room. ** Mamma, do let me tell Lilian myself when I go up to the school to-morrow ! " But mamma was in no humour to say much to her child on tliis subject at the present moment. She threw herself back on her sofa in perfect silence, and began to reflect whether she would like to sign her name in future as Fanny Lacordaire, instead of Fanny Thompson. It certainly seemed as though things were verging towards such a necessity. A marchand ! But a mai'chand of what ? She had an instinctive feeling that the people in the hotel were talking about her and M. Lacordaire, and was therefore more than ever averse to asking any one a question. As she went up to the school the next afternoon, she walked through more of the streets cf Le Puy than was necessary, and in eveiy street she looked at the names which she »aw over the doors of the more respectable houses of business. But she looked in vain. It might be that M. Lacordaire was a marchand of so specially high a quality as to bo under no necessity to put up his name at all. Sir Hommajee Bommajec's name did not appear over any door in Bombay ; — at least, she thought not. And then came the Saturday morning. " We shall be ready at two," she said, as she left the breakfast-table ; " and perhaps you would not mind calling for Lilian on the way." M. Lacordaire would be delighted to call anywhere for any- body on behalf of Mrs. Thompson ; and then, as he got to the 178 TALES OP ALL OOUNTRIES. door of the salon, he offered her his hand. He did io with m much French courtesy that she could not refuse it, and then she felt that his purpose was more tender than ever it hod been. And why not, if this was the destiny which Fate had prepared for her ? Mrs. Thompson would rather hare got into the carnage at any other spot in Le Puy than at that at which she was forced to do 60 — the chief entrance, namely, of the Hotel dcs Ambassadeurs. And what made it worse was this, that an appearance of a special fete was given to the occasion. M. Lacordaire was dressed in more than his Sunday best. Ho had on new yellow kid gloves. His coat, if not new, was newer than any Mrs. Thompson had yet observed, and was lined with silk up to the very collar. Ho had on patent leather boots, which glittered, as Mrs. Thompson thought, much too conspicuously. And as for his hat, it was quite evident that it was li'esh that morning from the maker's block. In this costume, with his hat in his hand, he stood under the great gateway of the hotel, ready to hand j^lrs. Thompson into tlic carriage. This would have been nothing if the landlord and landlady had not been there also, as well as the man-cook, and the four waiters, and the lillo de chambro. Two or three other pair of eyes Mrs. Thompson also saw, as she glanced round, and then Mimmy walked across the yard in her best clothes with a fete-day air about her for which her mother would have liked to have whipped her. But what did it matter? If it was written in the book that she should become Madame Lacordaire, of course the world would know that there must have been some preparatory love-making. Let them have their laugh ; a good husband would not be dearly purchased at so trifling an expense. And so they sallied forth with ah'cady half the ceremony of a wedding. Mimray seated herself opposite to her mother, and M. Lacordaire also sat with his back to the horses, leaving the second place of honoui' fur Lilian. "Pray make yoursuU' comibrtable, M. Lacor- daire, and don't mind her," said Mrs. Thompson. I3ut he was linn in his purpose of civility, perhaps making up his mind that when he should in tiiith stand in the place of papa to the young lady, then would be his time for having the back seat in the can-iage. Lilian, also in her best frock, came down the school-steps, and thi'ce of the school teachers came with her. It would have added to Mrs. Thompson's happiness at that moment if M. Lacordaire TDB CHATEAU OP PRIKCE POLIQNAO, 179 would havo kept his polished boots out of sight, and put his yellow gloves into his pocket. And then they stai-ted. The road from Le Pay to Polignao is nearly all up hill ; and a very steep hill it is, so that there was plenty of time for eonversation. But the girls had it nearly all to themselves. Mimmy thought that she had never found M, Lacordaire so stupid ; and Lilian told her sister on the first safo opportunity that occurred, that it seemed very much as though they were all going to church. " And do any of the Polignac people ever livo at thia place ? " asked Mrs. Thompson, hy way of making conversation; in answer to wliich M. Lacordaire informed madamo that the place was at present only a ruin ; and then there was again silence till they found themselves under the rock, and were infoimed by the driver that the rest of the ascent must bo made on foot. The rock now stood abrupt and precipitous above their heads. It was larger in its circumference and with much larger space on its summit than those other volcanic rocks in and close to the town ; but then at the same time it was higlicr from the ground, and (^uito as inaccessible, except by the single path wluch led up to tlio chateau. M. Lacordaire, with conspicuous gallantry, first assisted Mrs. Thompson from the carriage, and then handed down the two young ladies, Ko lady could have been so difficult to please as to complain of him, and yet Mrs. Thompson thought that ho was not as agi-ecable as usual. Those homd boots and those homd gloves gave him such an air of holiday fineiy that neither could he bo at his ease wearing them, nor could she, in seeing them worn. They were soon taken in hand by the poor woman whose privilege it was to show the ruins. For a little distance they walked up the path in single file ; not that it was too narrow to accommodate two, but M. Lacordaire's courage had not yet been screwed to a point which admitted of his ofl'ering his arm to the widow. For in France, it must bo remembered, that this means more than it does in some other countries. Mrs. Thompson felt that aU this was silly and useless. If they were not to be dear friends this coming out feting together, thoso boots and gloves and new hat were all very foolish ; and if they were, the sooner they understood each other the better. So Mrs. Thompson, finding that the path was steep and the weather warm, stood still for a while leaning against the wall, with a look of considerable fatigue in her face. v2 ]80 TALK OF ALL OOTJNTnilSS. " Will mailamo permit mo tho honour of offorinp; her my arm?** Baid M. Laconlftiro. ** Tho road ia so extrttordinorily etccp for madamo to climb.' ' Mrs. Thompson did permit him tho honour, and 80 they went on till they reached tho top. Tho view from the summit was both extensive and grand, but neither Lilian- nor ^limmy were much pleased with tho place. Tho elder eiater, who had talked over the matter with her school companion?*, expected a fine castle with tuiTcts, battlements, and romunco ; and the other expected a pretty smiling house, such as princes, in her mind, ought to inhabit. Instead of this thc^ found an old turret, with steps so brolcen thtit }>i. Laconlairo did not care to ascend them, and tho ruined walls of a mansion, in which nothing was to bo seen but tho remains of an enonnous kitchen chimney. " It was tho kitclien of tho family," said the g\iido. " Oh," said ^Irs. Thompson. ** And this," said tho woman, taking them into the next ruined compartment, " was tho kitchen of monsieur et madame." ">Vhat! two kitchens?" exclaimed Lilian, upon which M. Lacoixlairo exphiined that tlio ancestors of tho Prince do Polignao had been very great people, and had therefore required culinary perfonnanccs on a great scale. And then tho woman began to chatter something about an oracle of Apollo. There was, she said, a hole in tho rock, from which in past times, perhaps more than a hundred years ago, tho oraclo used to spealc forth niysterious words. ** There," she said, pointing to a part of tho rock at some distance, ** was tlio hole. And if the ladies would follow her to a little outhouse which was just beyond, she would show them tho huge stono mouth out of which tho oraclo used to speak." Lilian and Mimmy both declared at onco for seeing the oracle, but Mrs. Thompson expressed her determination to remain Hitting where she was upon the turf. So tho guide started oft' with tho young ladies ; and will it bo thought sui-prising that M. Lacordairo should have remained alone by tho side of Mrs. Thompson ? It must be now or never, Mrs. Thompson felt ; and as regarded M. Lacordaire, ho probably entertained some idea of tho samo kind. Mrs. Thompson's inclinations, though they had never been very strong in tho matter, were certainly in favour of tho ** now." M. Lacordairo'e inclinations were stronger. Ho had TUB CnATEAU OP PRINCE POLIO NAO. 181 fully and finiily made up his mind in favour of matrimony ; but then ho waa not so absolutely in favour of the ** now.'* Mrs. Thompson's mind, if ono could liavo read it, would have shown u p:rcat objection to shilly-fihallying, as sho was accustomed to call it. liut M. Lacordairc, were it not for tho danger which might thcnco arise, would have seen no objection to somo -slight further procrastination. His courage was beginning, perhaps, to ooze out from his fingers' ends. " I declare that those girls have scampered away over so far," said ^[rs. Thompson. •* Would madamc wish that I should call them back?'* said M. Lacordairc, innocently. ** Oh, no, dear children ! let them enjoy themselves ; it will bo a plcasure.to them to run about tho rock, and I suppose they will bo safe with that woman ?" ** Oh, yes, quite safe," said M. Lacordairc ; and then there was another little pause. [Mrs. Thompson was sitting on a broken fragment of a stone just outside the entrance to tho old family kitchen, and M. Lacor- dairc was standing immediately before her. Ho had in his hand a little cane with which ho sometimes slapped his boots and sometimes poked about among the rubbish. His hat was not quite straight on his head, having a little jaunty twist to ono side, with reference to which, by-the-bye, Mrs. Thompson then resolved that she would make a change, should ever tho gentle- man become her own property. Ho still wore his gloves, and was very smart ; but it was clear to boo that ho was not at his case. ** I hope the heat docs not incommode you," ho said after a few moments' silence. Mrs. Thompson declared that it did not, that she liked a good deal of heat, and that, on tho whole, sho was veiy well where sho was. She was afraid, however, that she was detaining M. Lacordairc, who might probably wish to be moving about upon tho rock. In answer to which M. Lacor- dairc declared that ho never could be so happy anywhere as^ in her close vicinity. *' You arc too good to mc," said Mrs. Thompson, almost sigh- ing. ** I don't know what my stay hero would have been without your great kindness." '* It is madame that has been kind to mo," said M. Lacordairc, pressing tho handle of his cane against his heart. There was then another pause, after which Mrs. Thompson •aid that that was oil his French politeness ; that she knew that IS2 TALES Olf ALL OOUNTMES, Bhe had been yery troublesome to him, but that she would now Boon be gone ; and that then, in her own country, she would never forgot his great goodness. " Ah, madamo I" said M. Lacordaire ; and, as ho said it, much more was expressed in his face than in his words. But, then, vou con neither accept nor reject a gentleman by what ho says in lis faco. Ho blushed, too, up to his grizzled hair, and, turning round, walked a step or two away from the widow's seat, and back again. Mrs. Tliompson the while sat quite still. The displaced frag- ment, lying, as it did, near a comer of the building, made not nn uncomfoi'tablo cliair. She had only to bo careful that she did not injure her liut or crush her clothes, and throw in a word here and thero to assist the gentleman, should occasion permit it. ** Madiimo 1" said M. Lacordaire, on his return from a second little walk. ** Monsieur!" replied Mrs. Thompson, perceiving that M. Lacortlairo paused in his speech. ** Madame," ho began again, and then, oa he again paused, Mrs. Thompson looked up to him very sweetly ; ** madamo, what I am going to say will, I am afraid, seem to evince by far too great audacity on my part." Mrs. Thompson may, perhaps, have thought that, at the pro« Bcnt moment, audacity was not his fault. She replied, however, that sho was quite sure that monsieur would say nothing that was in any way unbecoming either for him to speak or for her to hear. ** Madame, may I have ground to hope that such may bo your sentiments alter I have spoken! Madame" — and now ho went do^vn, absolutely on liis kncss, on the hard stones; and Mrs. Thompson, looking about into the distance, almost thought that sho saw the top of the guide's cap — ** Madame, I have looked forward to this opportunity as ono in which I may declare for you the greatest passion that I have ever yet felt. Madame, with all my heart and soul I love you. [Madame, I offer to you tho homage of my lieart, my hand, tho happiness of my life, and all that I possess in this world ;" and then, taking lier hand grace- fully between liis gloves, he pressed his lips against the tips of her fingers. If the thing was to be done, this way of doing it was, perhap?, as good as any other. It was one, at any rate, which left no doubt whatev^f as to the gentleman's intentions. Mrs. Thompson, THE CHATEAU OF PRINCE POLIGNAO. 183 could sho have had her own way, would not have allowed her lover of fifty to go down upon his knees, and would have spared him much of the romance of his declaration. So also would she have spared him his yellow gloves and his polished hoots. But these wero a pait of the necessity of the situation, and there- fore she wisely took them as matters to he passed over with indifTorence. Seeing, however, that M. Lacordaire still remained on his knees, it was necessary that she should take some step toward raising him, especially as her two chxldi'en and the guide would infallibly be upon them before long. **M. Lacordaire," she said, **you surprise mo greatly; hut pray get up." "But will madamc vouchsafe to give me somo small gi'ound for hope ?" ** The girls will bo hero directly, M. Lacordaire ; pray get up. I can talk to you much better if you will stand up, or ail dt^wu on one of these stones." M. Lacordau'o did as ho was bid ; ho got up, wiped the kneet of liis pantaloons with his handkerchief, sat down beside hot, and then pressed the handle of his cane to his heart. ** You really have so surprised mo that I hardly know how to answer you," said Mrs. Thompson. ** Indeed, I cannot bring myself to imagine that you are in earnest." *'Ah, madamc, do not be so cruel! How can I have lived with you FO long, sat beside you for so many days, without having received your image into my heart ? I am in earnest ! Alas ! I fiar too much in earnest!" And then he looked at her with all his eyes, and sighed with all his strength. Mrs. Thompson's prudence told her that it would bo well to settle the matter, in one way or the other, as soon as possible. Long peiiods of love-making were fit for younger people than licrself and her future possible husband. Her object would bo to make him comfortable if she could, and that he should do tho same for her, if that also were possible. As for lookings and sighings and pressings of the hand, she had gone through all that somo twenty years since in India, when Thompson had been yoimg, and she was still in her teens. *'But,M. Lacordaire, there are so many things to he considered. There I I hear the children coming ! Let us walk this way for a minute." And they turned behind a wall wliich placed them out of sight, and wcdked on a few paces till they reached % parapet, which stood on the uttermost edge of the high rook, leaning u|>on tlm the^ continued their conyersatioo. 184 TALES 07 ALL COUNTRIES. "There ore bo many things to be considered/' said Mrs. Thompson again. " Yes, of course,'* said M. Lacordaire. " But my one great consideration is this ; — that I love madamo to distraction." " I am very much flattered ; of course, any lady would bo feoL But, M. Lacordaire " "liladame, I am all attention. But, if you would deign to make me hnppy, say that one word, * I love you ! * " M. Lacorr dairc, as he uttered these words, did not look, as the saying is, at Ilia best. But Mrs. Thompson forgave him. She knew tlmt . ckkTly gentlemen under such ckcumstonces do not look at their best. " But if I consented to — to — to such an arrangement, I could only do so on seeing that it would bo beneficial — or, at any rate, . not injurious — to my children ; and that it would offer to our- selves a fair promise of future hnppmess." ** Ah, mudame ; it would bo tlio dearest wish of my heart to bo a second father to those two young ladies ; except, indeed " and then M. Lacordaire stopped the flow of his speech. " In such matters it is so much the best to bo explicit at once," said Mrs. Ihompson. ** Oh, yes ; certainly I Nothing con be more wise than madarae." "And tho happiness of a household depends bo much on money." "Madamo!" " Let me say a word or two. Monsieur Lacordaire. I have enough for myself and my chiklren ; and, should I every marry again, I should not, I hope, be felt as a burden by my husband ; but it would, of course, bo my duty to know what were his cir- cumstances before I accepted him. Of yourself, personally, I have seen nothing that I do not like.** "Oh, madamo!" " But as yet I know nothing of your circumstances.** M. Lacordaire, perhaps, did feel that Mrs. Thompson's prudence was of a strong, masculine description ; but he hardly liked her the less on this account. To give him his due he was not desirous of maiTying her solely for her money's sake. He also wished for a comfortable home, and proposed to give as much as he got ; only he had been anxious to wrap up the solid cake of this business in a casing of sugar of romance. Mrs. Thompson would not have tho sugar ; but the coke might not be the woree on that account. THE CHATEAU OF PRINCE POLiaNAC. 185 ** No, madamc, not as yet ; but they shall all be made opea aiid at your disposal," said M. Lacordaire j and Mrs. Thompsoq bowed approvingly. "I am in business," continued M. Lacordaire; **and my business gives mo eight thousand francs a year." "Four times eight are thirty-two," said Mrs. Thompson to herself ; putting the francs into pounds sterling, in the manner that she had always found to bo the readiest. Well, 80 far tho statement was satisfactory. An income of three humhed and - twenty pounds a year from business, joined to her own, might do very well. She did not in the least suspect M, Lacordaii'o c£ being false, and so far the matter sounded well. ** And what is tho business ? " she asked, in a tone of voice intended to be indifferent, but which neveilheless showed that she listened anxiously for an answer to her question. They were both standing with their arms upon the wall, look- ing down upon the town of Le Puy ; but they had so stood that each could see tho other's countenance as they talked. !Mrs, Thompson could now perceive that M. Lacordaire became red in the face, as he paused before answering her. She was near to him, and seeing his emotion gently touched his ann with her hand. This she did to reassure him, for she saw that ho wag ashamed of having to declare that ho was a tradesman. As for herself, she had made up her mind to bear with this, if she found, OS she felt sure she would fmd, that the trade was one which would not degrade either him or her. Hitherto, indeed, — in her early days, — she had looked down on trade ; but of what benefit had her grand ideas been to her when she had retunied to Eng- land ? She had tried her hand at English genteel society, and no one had seemed to care for her. Therefore, she touched his ann lightly with her fingers that she might encourage him. He paused for a moment, as I have said, and became red ; and then feeling that ho had shown some symptoms of shame — and feeling also, probably, that it was unmanly in him to do so, ho shook himself slightly, raised his head up somewhat more proudly than was his wont, looked her full in the face with more strength of character than she had yet seen him assume ; and then, dechu-ed his business. " Madame," he said, in a very audible, but not in a loud voice, ** madame — je snis tailleur." And having so spoken, he turned •lightly from her and looked dow^ over tho valley towards L9 Puy. « • • • • 186 TALES OF ALL C0ITNTIIIE8. • There wm nothing more said npon the suhject ai they droT« down from the rock of Polignac hack to the town. Immediately on receiving the announcement, Mrs. Thompson found that she had no answer to make. She withdrew her hand — and felt at once that she had received a hlow. It was not that she was angry with M. Lacordairo for hcing a tailor ; nor was she angry with him in that, hcing a tailor, he had so addi-csscd her. But she was surprised, disappointed, and altogetlier put hcyond her ease. She had, at any rate, not expected this. She had drcanu d 'of his being a banker; thought that, perhaps, he might have been a wiuo merchant ; but her idea had never gone below u jeweller or watchmaker. AVTien those words broke upon her car, ** Madame, je suis taillcur," she had felt herself to bo speechless. But the words had not been a minute spoken when Lilian and ^liramy ran up to their mother. **0h, mamma," said Lilian, ** wo thought you were lost ; we have searched for you all over the chateau." *' AVe have been sitting very quietly here, my dear, looking at the view," said Mrs. Thompson. " But, mamma, I do wish you'd see the mouth of the oracle. It is BO largo, and so round, and so ugly. I put my aim into it all tho way," said Mimmy. But at the present moment her mamma felt no interest in tho mouth of tho oraclo ; and so they all walked down together to tho caniagc. And, though the way was steep, Mrs. Thompson managed to pick her steps without the assistance of an arm ; nor did M. Lacordaii'o presume to offer it. The drive back to town was very silent. Mrs. Thompson did make ono or two attempts at conversation, but they were not eflectual. M. Lacordairo could not speak at his ease till this matter was settled, and he already had begun to perceive that his business was against him. AVhy is it that tho trade of a tailor should be less honourable than that of a habcixlashcr, or even a grocer ? They sat next each other at dinner,' as usual ; and here, as all eyes were upon them, they both made a great struggle to behave in their accustomed way. But even in this they failed. All tho world of the Hotel des Ambassadcurs knew that M. Lacordfiiro had gone forth to mako an offer to Mrs. Thompson, and all tliat world, therefore, was full of speculation. But aJl tho world could make nothing of it. M. Lacordairo did look like a rejected man, but Mrs. Thompson did not look like the woman wlio had rejected him. That the offer had been mad,^ — in that everybody i THE CHATEAU OP PRINCE POLIGNAa 187 ftl^ccd, from the Benior habitue of the house who always sat at the head of the tabic, down to the junior assistant gar9on. But as to reading the riddle, there was no accord among them. When the dessert was done, Mrs. Thompson, as usual, withdi-ew, and M. Lacordaii-e, as usual, bowed as ho stood behind his own chair. He did not, however, attempt to follow her. But when she reached the door she called him. He was at her side in a moment, and then she whispered in his ear — "And I, also — I will be of the same business." "When M. Lacordaire regained the table the senior habitue, the junior gar(,'on, and all the intermediate ranks of men at the Hotel dcs Ambassadeurs knew that they might congratulate him. Mrs. Thompson had made a great struggle ; but, speaking for myself, I am inclined to think that ahe arrived at last at a wise AAKON TROW. I WOULD Wish to declare, at the bcprinninpj cf this etory, that I ehiiU never regard that cluster of islets ■which wo call Bermuda ofl tho Fortunate Islands of tho ancients. Do not let professional peographers toko mo up, and say that no ono has so accounted tliem, and that tho ancients have never been supposed to havo Rotten thoTUHclves so fur westwards. What I mean to assort is this — tlmt, hiid any nnoient been carried tlutlicr by ent<«rT)n«o or stress of weatlier, ho would not have given those iHhinds so good a name. That the Neapolitan sailors of King Alonzo should havo been wrecked here, I consider to be more likely. The vexed Ik'rmootheB is a good name for them. There is no getting in or out of them without tho greatest difileulty, and a patient, slow navigation, which is very heart-rending. Tluit Caliban should have lived hero I can imagine ; that Ariel would htivo been hiik of the place is certain ; and that Governor rrospero should havo been willing to abandon his governorship, I conceive to have been only natural. AVhen one regaids tho present state of the place, one is tempted to doubt whether any of tho governors huvo been conjurors since his days. JJennuda, as all the world knows, is a IHntiHh colony at which we maintain a convict establisliment. ^fost of our outlying convict efitablishment^ have been sent back upon our hands from our colonies, but hero one is still maintained. There is also in the islands a strong militaiy fortress, though not a fortress looking magniticent to the eyes of civilians, as do Malta and Gibraltar. There are also hi're some six thousand white people and some six thousand black ])eo])l(', eating, drinking, sU'cping, and dying. The convict eHtaiilislimi'nt is the m