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 The Hoosier School-Boy
 
 The Hoosier 
 
 School-Boy 
 
 EDWARD EGGLESTON 
 
 ILLUSTRATED 
 
 NEW YORK 
 CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS 
 
 1883
 
 COPYRIGHT, 1883, BY 
 tDWARD EGGLESTON 
 
 TROW'S 
 
 PRINTING AND BOOKBINDING COMP 
 201-213 East Twelfth Street 
 NEW YORK
 
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 CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 The New Scholar 9 
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 K'.ng Milkmaid 17 
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 Answering Back 22 
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 Little Christopher Columbus 29 
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 Whiling Away Time 36 
 
 CHAPTER VI. 
 A Battle 41 
 
 CHAPTER VII. 
 Hat-Ball and Bull-Pen .. 47 
 
 CHAPTER VIII. 
 The Defender 54
 
 CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER IX. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 Pigeon Pot-Pie 60 
 
 CHAPTER X. 
 Jack and His Mother 71 
 
 CHAPTER XI. 
 Columbus and His Friends 75 
 
 CHAPTER XII. 
 Greenbank Wakes Up 82 
 
 CHAPTER XIII. 
 Professor Susan 86 
 
 CHAPTER XIV. 
 Crowing After Victory 91 
 
 CHAPTER XV. 
 An Attempt to Collect 98 
 
 CHAPTER XVI. 
 An Exploring Expedition , 105 
 
 CHAPTER XVII. 
 Housekeeping Experiences 109 
 
 CHAPTER XVIII. 
 Ghosts nS 
 
 CHAPTER XIX. 
 The Return Home 125
 
 CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER XX, 
 
 PAGE 
 
 A Foot-Race for Money 133 
 
 CHAPTER XXI. 
 The New Teacher 142 
 
 CHAPTER XXII. 
 Chasing the Fox 147 
 
 CHAPTER XXIII. 
 Called to Account 154 
 
 CHAPTER XXIV. 
 An Apology 159 
 
 CHAPTER XXV. 
 King's Base and a Spelling-Lesson 165 
 
 CHAPTER XXVI. 
 Unclaimed Top-Strings 168 
 
 CHAPTER XXVII. 
 The Last Day of School, and the Last Chapter of the Story 174
 
 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. 
 
 ' Not There, Not There, My Child ! " , Frontispiece 
 
 PAGE 
 
 Jack Amusing the Small Boys with Stories of Hunting, Fishing, and 
 
 Frontier Adventure 37 
 
 " Cousin Sukey," said Little Columbus, "I want to ask a favor of 
 you." 87 
 
 "The Landing of Christopher Columbus" 113 
 
 Bob Holliday Carries Home His Friend 179
 
 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 THE NEW SCHOLAR. 
 
 WHILE the larger boys in the village school of Green- 
 bank were having a game of " three old cat " before 
 school-time, there appeared on the playground a strange 
 boy, carrying two books, a slate, and an atlas under his 
 arm. 
 
 He was evidently from the country, for he wore a suit 
 of brown jeans, or woollen homespun, made up in the 
 natural color of the " black " sheep, as we call it. He 
 shyly sidled up to the school-house door, and looked 
 doubtfully at the boys who were playing ; watching the 
 familiar game as though he had never seen it before. 
 
 The boys who had the " paddles " were standing on 
 three bases, while three others stood each behind a base 
 and tossed the ball round the triangle from one hole or 
 base to another. The new-comer soon perceived that, 
 if one with a paddle, or bat, struck at the ball and missed 
 it, and the ball was caught directly, or "at the first
 
 12 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 bounce," he gave up his bat to the one who had "caught 
 him out." When the ball was struck, it was called a 
 " tick," and Avhen there was a tick, all the batters were 
 obliged to run one base to the left, and then the ball 
 thrown between a batter and the base to which he was 
 running " crossed him out," and obliged him to give up 
 his " paddle " to the one who threw the ball. 
 
 " Four old cat," " two old cat," and " five old cat " 
 are, as everybody knows, played in the same way, the 
 number of bases or holes increasing with the addition of 
 each pair of players. 
 
 It is probable that the game was once some hun- 
 dreds of years ago, maybe called " three hole catch," 
 and that the name was gradually corrupted into " three 
 hole cat," as it is still called in the interior States, and 
 then became changed by mistake to " three old cat." 
 It is, no doubt, an early form of our present game of 
 base-ball. 
 
 It was this game which the new boy watched, trying 
 to get an inkling of how it was played. He stood by 
 the school-house door, and the girls who came in were 
 obliged to pass near him. Each of them stopped to 
 scrape her shoes, or rather the girls remembered the 
 foot-scraper because they were curious to see the new- 
 comer. They cast furtive glances at him, noting his new 
 suit of brown clothes, his geography and atlas, his arith- 
 metic, and, last of all, his face.
 
 THE NEW SCHOLAR. 13 
 
 " There's a new scholar," said Peter Rose, or, as he 
 was called, " Pevvee " Rose, a stout and stocky boy of 
 fourteen, who had just been caught out by another. 
 
 " I say, Greeny, how did you get so brown ? " called 
 out Will Riley, a rather large, loose-jointed fellow. 
 
 Of course, all the boys laughed at this. Boys will 
 sometimes laugh at any one suffering torture, whether 
 the victim be a persecuted cat or a persecuted boy. The 
 new boy made no answer, but Joanna Merwin, who, just 
 at that moment, happened to be scraping her shoes, saw 
 that he grew red in the face with a quick flush of anger. 
 
 " Don't stand there, Greeny, or the cows '11 eat you 
 up ! " called Riley, as he came round again to the base 
 nearest to the school-house. 
 
 Why the boys should have been amused at this 
 speech, the new scholar could not tell the joke was 
 neither new nor witty only impudent and coarse. But 
 the little boys about the door giggled. 
 
 " It's a pity something wouldn't eat you, Will Riley 
 you are good for nothing but to be mean." This sharp 
 speech came from a rather tall and graceful girl of six- 
 teen, who came up at the time, and who saw the annoy- 
 ance of the new boy at Riley's insulting words. Of 
 course the boys laughed again. It was rare sport to hear 
 pretty Susan Lanham " take down " the impudent Riley. 
 
 " The bees will never eat you for honey, Susan," said 
 Will.
 
 14 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 Susan met the titter of the playground with a quick 
 flush of temper and a fine look of scorn. 
 
 " Nothing would eat you, Will, unless, maybe, a 
 turkey-buzzard, and a very hungry one at that." 
 
 This sharp retort was uttered with a merry laugh of 
 ridicule, and a graceful toss of the head, as the mischiev- 
 ous girl passed into the school-house. 
 
 "That settles you, Will," said Pewee Rose. And 
 Bob Holliday began singing, to a doleful tune : 
 
 " Poor old Pidy, 
 
 She died last Friday." 
 
 Just then, the stern face of Mr. Ball, the master, ap- 
 peared at the door ; he rapped sharply with his ferule, 
 and called : " Books, books, books ! " The bats were 
 dropped, and the boys and girls began streaming into 
 the school, but some of the boys managed to nudge 
 Riley, saying : 
 
 " Poor old creetur, 
 
 The turkey-buzzards eat her," 
 
 and such like soft and sweet speeches. Riley was vexed 
 and angry, but nobody was afraid of him, for a boy may 
 be both big and mean and yet lack courage. 
 
 The new boy did not go in at once, but stood silently 
 and faced the inquiring looks of the procession of boys as 
 they filed into the school-room with their faces flushed 
 from the exercise and excitement of the games.
 
 THE NEW SCHOLAR. 
 
 " I can thrash him easy," thought Pewee Rose. 
 
 " He isn't a fellow to back down easily," said Harvey 
 Collins to his next neighbor. 
 
 Only good-natured, rough Bob Holliday stopped and 
 spoke to the new-comer a friendly word. All that he 
 said was " Hello ! " But how much a boy can put into 
 that word " Hello ! " Bob put his whole heart into it, 
 and there was no boy in the school that had .a bigger 
 heart, a bigger hand, or half so big a foot as Bob Holli- 
 day. 
 
 The village school-house was a long one built of red 
 brick. It had taken the place of the old log institution 
 in which one generation of Greenbank children had 
 learned reading, writing, and Webster's spelling-book. 
 There were long, continuous writing-tables down the 
 sides of the room, with backless benches, so arranged 
 that when the pupil was writing his face was turned to- 
 ward the wall there was a door at each end, and a box 
 stove stood in the middle of the room, surrounded by a 
 rectangle of four backless benches. These benches were 
 for the little fellows who did not write, and for others 
 when the cold should drive them nearer the stove. 
 
 The very worshipful master sat at the east end of the 
 room, at one side of the door ; there was a blackboard 
 a " new-fangled notion " in 1850 at the other side of the 
 door. Some of the older scholars, who could afford 
 private desks with lids to them, suitable for concealing
 
 16 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 smuggled apples and maple-sugar, had places at the other 
 end of the room from the master. This arrangement was 
 convenient for quiet study, for talking on the fingers by 
 signs, for munching apples or gingerbread, and for pass- 
 ing little notes between the boys and girls. 
 
 When the school had settled a little, the master struck 
 a sharp blow on his desk for silence, and looked fiercely 
 around the room, eager to find a culprit on whom to 
 wreak his ill-humor. Mr. Ball was one of those old- 
 fashioned teachers who gave the impression that he 
 would rather beat a boy than not, and would even like 
 to eat one, if he could find a good excuse. His eye lit 
 upon the new scholar. 
 
 " Come here," he said, severely, and then he took 
 his seat. 
 
 The new boy walked timidly up to a place in front of 
 the master's desk. He was not handsome, his face was 
 thin, his eyebrows were prominent, his mouth was rather 
 large and good-humored, and there was that shy twinkle 
 about the corners of his eyes which always marks a fun- 
 loving spirit. But his was a serious, fine-grained face, 
 with marks of suffering in it, and he had the air of having 
 been once a strong fellow ; of late, evidently, shaken to 
 pieces by the ague. 
 
 " Where do you live ? " demanded Mr. Ball. 
 
 " On Ferry Street." 
 
 " What do they call you ? " This was said with a
 
 THE NEW SCHOLAR. 
 
 contemptuous, rasping inflection that irritated the new 
 scholar. His eyes twinkled, partly with annoyance and 
 partly with mischief. 
 
 " They call me Jack, for the most part," then catch- 
 ing the titter that came from the girls' side of the room, 
 and frightened by the rising hurricane on the master's 
 face, he added quickly : " My name is John Dudley, 
 sir." 
 
 " Don't you try to show your smartness on me, young 
 man. You are a new-comer, and I let you off this time. 
 Answer me that way again, and you will remember it as 
 long as you live." And the master glared at him like a 
 savage bull about to toss somebody over a fence. 
 
 The new boy turned pale, and dropped his head. 
 
 " How old are you ? " " Thirteen." 
 
 "Have you ever been to school?" "Three 
 months." 
 
 " Three months. Do you know how to read ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir," with a smile. 
 
 " Can you cipher ? " " Yes, sir." 
 
 " In multiplication ?" " Yes, sir." 
 
 " Long division ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir ; I've been half through fractions." 
 
 " You said you'd been to school but three months ! " 
 " My father taught me." 
 
 There was just a touch of pride in his voice as he said 
 this a sense of something superior about his father.
 
 1 8 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 This bit of pride angered the master, who liked to be 
 thought to have a monopoly of all the knowledge in the 
 town. 
 
 " Where have you been living? " 
 
 " In the Indian Reserve, of late ; I was born in 
 Cincinnati." 
 
 " I didn't ask you where you were born. When I 
 ask you a question, answer that and no more." 
 
 "Yes, sir." There was a touch of something in the 
 tone of this reply that amused the school, and that made 
 the master look up quickly and suspiciously at Jack 
 Dudley, but the expression on Jack's face was as inno- 
 cent as that of a cat who has just lapped the cream off the 
 milk.
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 
 KING MILKMAID. 
 
 PEWEE ROSE, whose proper name was Peter Rose, 
 had also the nickname of King Pevvee. He was about 
 fourteen years old, square built and active, of great 
 strength for his size, and very proud of the fact that no 
 boy in town cared to attack him. He was not bad- 
 tempered, but he loved to be master, and there were a set 
 of flatterers who followed him, like jackals about a lion. 
 
 As often happens, Nature had built for King Pewee a 
 very fine body, but had forgotten to give him any mind 
 to speak of. In any kind of chaff or banter, at any sort 
 of talk or play where a good head was worth more than 
 a strong arm and a broad back, King Pewee was sure to 
 have the worst of it. A very convenient partnership had 
 therefore grown up between him and Will Riley. Riley 
 had muscle enough, but Nature had made him mean- 
 spirited. He had not exactly wit but a facility for 
 using his tongue, which he found some difficulty in dis- 
 playing, through fear of other boys' fists. By forming 
 a friendship with Pewee Rose, the two managed to keep 
 in fear the greater part of the school. Will's rough
 
 2O THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 tongue, together with Pewee's rude fists, were enough to 
 bully almost any boy. They let Harvey Collins alone, 
 because he was older, and, keeping to himself, awed 
 them by his dignity ; good-natured Bob Holliday, also, 
 was big enough to take care of himself. But the rest 
 were all as much afraid of Pewee as they were of the mas- 
 ter, and as Riley managed Pewee, it behooved them to 
 be afraid of the prime minister, Riley, as well as of King 
 Pewee. 
 
 From the first day that Jack Dudley entered the 
 school, dressed in brown jeans, Will Riley marked him 
 for a victim. The air of refinement about his face showed 
 him to be a suitable person for teasing. 
 
 Riley called him " milksop," and " sap-head ; " words 
 which seemed to the dull intellect of King Pewee ex- 
 ceedingly witty. And as Pewee was Riley's defender, 
 he felt as proud of these rude nicknames as he would had 
 he invented them and taken out a patent. 
 
 But Riley's greatest stroke of wit came one morning 
 when he caught Jack Dudley milking the cow. In the 
 village of Greenbank, milking a cow was regarded as a 
 woman's work ; and foolish men and boys are like sav- 
 ages, very much ashamed to be found doing a woman's 
 work. Fools always think something else more disgrace- 
 ful than idleness. So, having seen Jack milking, Riley 
 came to school happy. He had an arrow to shoot that 
 would give great delight to the small boys.
 
 KING MILKMAID. 21 
 
 "Good-morning, milkmaid!" he said to Jack Dud- 
 ley, as he entered the school-house before school. " You 
 milk the cow at your house, do you ? Where's your 
 apron ? " 
 
 " Oh-h ! Milkmaid ! milkmaid ! That's a good one," 
 chimed in Pevvee Rose and all his set 
 
 Jack changed color. 
 
 " Well, what if I do milk my mother's cow ? I don't 
 milk anybody's cow but ours, do I ? Do you think I'm 
 ashamed of it ? I'd be ashamed not to. I can " but 
 he stopped a minute and blushed " I can wash dishes, 
 and make good pancakes, too. Now if you want to 
 make fun, why, make fun. I don't care." But he did 
 care, else why should his voice choke in that way ? 
 
 " Oh, girl-boy ; a pretty girl-boy you are " but 
 
 here Will Riley stopped and stammered. There right in 
 front of him was the smiling face of Susan Lanham, with 
 a look in it which made him suddenly remember some- 
 thing. Susan had heard all the conversation, and now 
 she came around in front of Will, while all the other girls 
 clustered about her with a vague expectation of sport. 
 
 " Come, Pewee, let's play ball," said Will. 
 
 " Ah, you're running away, now ; you're afraid of a 
 girl," said Susan, with a cutting little laugh, and a toss of 
 her black curls over her shoulder. 
 
 Will had already started for the ball-ground, but at 
 this taunt he turned back, thrust his hands into his pock-
 
 22 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 ets, put on a swagger, and stammered : " No, I'm not 
 afraid of a girl, either." 
 
 " That's about all that he isn't afraid of," said Bob 
 Holliday. 
 
 "Oh! you're not afraid of a girl?" said Susan. 
 " What did you run away for, when you saw me ? You 
 know that Pewee won't fight a girl. You're afraid of 
 anybody that Pewee can't whip." 
 
 " You've got an awful tongue, Susan. We'll call you 
 Sassy Susan," said Will, laughing at his own joke. 
 
 " Oh, it isn't my tongue, you're afraid of now. You 
 know I can tell on you. I saw you drive your cow into 
 the stable last week. You were ashamed to milk out- 
 side, but you looked all around " 
 
 " I didn't do it. How could you see ? It was dark," 
 and Will giggled foolishly, seeing all at once that he had 
 betrayed himself. 
 
 " It was nearly dark, but I happened to be where I 
 could see. And as I was coming back, a few minutes 
 after, I saw you come out with a pail of milk, and look 
 around you like a sneak-thief. You saw me and hurried 
 away. You are such a coward that you are ashamed 
 to do a little honest work. Milkmaid ! Girlboy ! Cow- 
 ard ! And Pewee Rose lets you lead him around by 
 the nose !" 
 
 " You'd better be careful what you say, Susan," said 
 Pevyee, threateningly.
 
 KING MILKMAID. 23 
 
 "You won't touch me. You go about bullying little 
 boys, and calling yourself King Pewee, but you can't do 
 a sum in long division, nor in short subtraction, for that 
 matter, and you let fellows like Riley make a fool of you. 
 Your father's poor, and your mother can't keep a girl, 
 and you ought to be ashamed to let her milk the cow. 
 Who milked your cow this morning, Pewee ? " 
 
 " I don't know," said the king, looking like the 
 king's fool. 
 
 "You did it," said Susan. "Don't deny it. Then 
 you come here and call a strange boy a milkmaid ! " 
 
 "Well, I didn't milk in the street, anyway, and he 
 did." At this, all laughed aloud, and Susan's victory 
 was complete. She only said, with a pretty toss of her 
 head, as she turned away : " King Milkmaid ! 
 
 Pewee found the nickname likely to stick. He was 
 obliged to declare on the playground the next day, that 
 he would " thrash " any boy that said anything about 
 milkmaids. After that, he heard no more of it. But 
 one morning he found " King Milkmaid " written on the 
 door of his father's cow-stable. Some boy who dared 
 not attack Pewee, had vented his irritation by writing the 
 hateful words on the stable, and on the fence-corners 
 near the school-house, and even on the blackboard. 
 
 Pewee could not fight with Susan Lanham, but he 
 made up his mind to punish the new scholar when he 
 should have a chance. He must give somebody a beating.
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 ANSWERING BACK. 
 
 IT is hard for one boy to make a fight. Even your 
 bully does not like to " pitch on " an inoffensive school- 
 mate. You remember ^Esop's fable of the wolf and the 
 lamb, and what pains the wolf took to pick a quarrel 
 with the lamb. It was a little hard for Pewee to fight 
 with a boy who walked quietly to and from the school, 
 without giving anybody cause for offence. 
 
 But the chief reason why Pewee did not attack him 
 with his fists was that both he and Riley had found out 
 that Jack Dudley could help them over a hard place in 
 their lessons better than anybody else. And notwith- 
 standing their continual persecution of Jack, they were 
 mean enough to ask his assistance, and he, hoping to 
 bring about peace by good-nature, helped them to get 
 out their geography and arithmetic almost every day. 
 Unable to appreciate this, they were both convinced that 
 Jack only did it because he was afraid of them, and as 
 they found it rare sport to abuse him, they kept it up. 
 By their influence Jack was shut out of the plays. A 
 greenhorn would spoil the game, they said. What did a
 
 ANSWERING BACK. 25 
 
 boy that had lived on Wildcat Creek, in the Indian 
 Reserve, know about playing bull-pen, or prisoner's 
 base, or shinny? If he was brought in, they would go 
 out. 
 
 But the girls, and the small boys, and good-hearted 
 Bob Holliday liked Jack's company very much. Yet, 
 Jack was a boy, and he often longed to play games with 
 the others. He felt very sure that he could dodge and 
 run in " bull-pen " as well as any of them. He was very 
 tired of Riley's continual ridicule, which grew worse as 
 Riley saw in him a rival in influence with the smaller 
 boys. 
 
 " Catch Will alone sometimes," said Bob Holliday, 
 " when Pewee isn't with him, and then thrash him. 
 He'll back right down if you bristle up to him. If 
 Pewee makes a fuss about it, I'll look after Pewee. I'm 
 bigger than he is, and he won't fight with me. What do 
 you say ? " 
 
 " I sha'n't fight unless I have to." 
 
 " Afraid ? " asked Bob, laughing. 
 
 " It isn't that. I don't think I'm much afraid, al- 
 though I don't like to be pounded or to pound anybody. 
 I think I'd rather be whipped than to be made fun of, 
 though. But my father used to say that people who 
 fight generally do so because they are afraid of some- 
 body else, more than they are of the one they fight 
 with."
 
 2 6 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 "I believe that's a fact," said Bob. "But Riley 
 aches for a good thrashing." 
 
 " I know that, and I feel like giving him one, or tak- 
 ing one myself, and I think I shall fight him before I've 
 done. But Father used to say that fists could never set- 
 tle between right and wrong. They only show which is 
 the stronger, and it is generally the mean one that gets 
 the best of it." 
 
 "That's as sure as shootin'," said Bob. "Pewee 
 could use you up. Pewee thinks he's the king, but 
 laws! he's only Riley's bull-dog. Riley is afraid of him, 
 but he manages to keep the dog on his side all the time." 
 
 " My father used to say," said Jack, " that brutes 
 could fight with force, but men ought to use their wits." 
 
 " You seem to think a good deal of what your father 
 says, like it was your Bible, you know." 
 
 " My father's dead," replied Jack. 
 
 " Oh, that's why. Boys don't always pay attention 
 to what their father says when he's alive." 
 
 " Oh, but then my father was " "Here Jack 
 
 checked himself, for fear of seeming to boast. " You 
 see," he went on, " my father knew a great deal. He 
 was so busy with his books that he lost 'most all his 
 money, and then we moved to the Indian Reserve, and 
 there he took the fever and died ; and then we came 
 down here, where we owned a house, so that I could go 
 to school."
 
 ANSWERING BACK. 27 
 
 " Why don't you give Will Riley as good as he 
 sends ? " said Bob, wishing to get away from melancholy 
 subjects. " You have got as good a tongue as his." 
 
 " I haven't his stock of bad words though." 
 
 " You've got a power of fun in you, though, you 
 keep everybody laughing when you want to, and if you'd 
 only turn the pumps on him once, he'd howl like a yel- 
 low dog that's had a quart o' hot suds poured over him 
 out of a neighbor's window. Use your wits, like your 
 father said. You've lived in the woods till you're as shy 
 as a flying-squirrel. All you've got to do is to talk up 
 and take it rough and tumble, like the rest of the world. 
 Riley can't bear to be laughed at, and you can make 
 him ridiculous as easy as not." 
 
 The next day, at the noon recess, about the time that 
 Jack had finished helping Bob Holliday to find some 
 places on the map, there came up a little shower, and the 
 boys took refuge in the school-house. They must have 
 some amusement, so Riley began his old abuse. 
 
 " Well, greenhorn from the Wildcat, where's the black 
 sheep you stole that suit of clothes from ? " 
 
 " I hear him bleat now," said Jack, " about the 
 blackest sheep I have ever seen." 
 
 " You've heard the truth for once, Riley," said Bob 
 Holliday. 
 
 Riley, who was as vain as a peacock, was very much 
 mortified by the shout of applause with which this little
 
 ' 28 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 retort of Jack's was greeted. It was not a case in which 
 he could call in King Pewee. The king, for his part, 
 shut up his fists and looked silly, while Jack took courage 
 to keep up the battle. 
 
 But Riley tried again. 
 
 " I say, Wildcat, you think you're smart, but you're 
 a double-distilled idiot, and haven't got brains enough to 
 be sensible of your misery." 
 
 This kind of outburst on Riley's part always brought 
 a laugh from the school. But before the laugh had died 
 down, Jack Dudley took the word, saying, in a dry and 
 quizzical way : 
 
 " Don't you try to claim kin with me that way, Riley. 
 No use ; I won't stand it. I don't belong to your family. 
 I'm neither a fool nor a coward." 
 
 " Hurrah ! " shouted Bob Holliday, bringing down 
 first one and then the other of his big feet on the floor. 
 " It's your put-in now, Riley." 
 
 " Don't be backward in coming forward, Will, as the 
 Irish priest said to his people," came from grave Harvey 
 Collins, who here looked up from his book, thoroughly 
 enjoying the bully's discomfiture. 
 
 "That's awfully good," said Joanna Merwin, clasping 
 her hands and giggling with delight. 
 
 King Pewee doubled up his fists and looked at Riley 
 to see if he ought to try his sort. of wit on Jack. If a 
 frog, being pelted to death by cruel boys, should turn
 
 ANSWERING BACK. 2Q 
 
 and pelt them again, they could not be more surprised 
 than were Riley and King Pewee at Jack's repartees. 
 
 " You'd better be careful what you say to Will Riley," 
 said Pewee. " I stand by him." 
 
 But Jack's blood was up now, and he was not to be 
 scared. 
 
 " All the more shame to him," said Jack. <l Look at 
 me, shaken all to pieces with the fever and ague on the 
 Wildcat, and look at that great big, bony coward of 
 a Riley. I've done him no harm, but he wants to abuse 
 me, and he's afraid of me. He daren't touch me. He 
 has to coax you to stand by him, to protect him from 
 poor little me. He's a great big " 
 
 " Calf," broke in Bob Holliday, with a laugh. 
 
 " You'd better be careful," said Pewee to Jack, rising 
 to his feet. " I stand by Riley." 
 
 " Will you defend him if I hit him ? " 
 
 "Yes." 
 
 " Well, then, I won't hit him. But you don't mean 
 that he is to abuse me, while I am not allowed to answer 
 back a word ? " 
 
 " Well " said Pewee, hesitatingly. 
 
 " Well," said Bob Holliday, hotly, " I say that Jack 
 has just as good a right to talk with his tongue as Riley. 
 Stand by Riley if he's hit, Pewee : he needs it. But 
 don't you try to shut up Jack." And Bob got up and 
 put his broad hand on Jack's shoulder. Nobody had
 
 30 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 ever seen the big fellow angry before, and the excitement 
 was very great. The girls clapped their hands. 
 
 " Good for you, Bob, I say," came from Susan Lan- 
 ham, and poor ungainly Bob blushed to his hair to find 
 himself the hero of the girls. 
 
 " I don't mean to shut up Jack," said Pewee, looking 
 at Bob's size, " but I stand by Riley." 
 
 " Well, do your standing sitting down, then," said 
 Susan. " I'll get a milking-stool for you, if that '11 keep 
 you quiet." 
 
 It was well that the master came in just then, or 
 Pewee would have had to fight somebody or burst.
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 
 LITTLE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS. 
 
 JACK'S life in school was much more endurable now that 
 he had a friend in Bob Holliday. Bob had spent his 
 time in hard work and in rough surroundings, but he had 
 a gentleman's soul, although his manners and speech 
 were rude. More and more Jack found himself drawn to 
 him. Harvey Collins asked Jack to walk down to the 
 river-bank with him at recess. Both Harvey and Bob 
 soon liked Jack, who found himself no longer lonely. 
 The girls also sought his advice about their lessons, and 
 the younger boys were inclined to come over to his side. 
 
 As winter came on, country boys, anxious to learn 
 something about " reading, writing, and ciphering," 
 came into the school. Each of these new-comers had 
 to go through a certain amount of teasing from Riley 
 and of bullying from Pewee. 
 
 One frosty morning in December there appeared 
 among the new scholars a strange little fellow, with a 
 large head, long straight hair, an emaciated body, and 
 legs that looked like reeds, they were so slender. His 
 clothes were worn and patched, and he had the look of
 
 32 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 having been frost-bitten. He could net have been more 
 than ten years old, to judge by his size, but there was a 
 look of premature oldnecs in his face. 
 
 "Come here!" said the master, when he caught 
 sight of him. "What is your name?" And Mr. Ball 
 took out his book to register the new-comer, with much 
 the same relish that the Giant Despair showed when he 
 had bagged a fresh pilgrim. 
 
 " Columbus Risdale." The new-comer spoke in a 
 shrill, piping voice, as strange as his weird face and 
 withered body. 
 
 " Is that your full name ? " asked the master. 
 
 " No, sir," piped the strange little creature. 
 
 " Give your full name," said Mr. Ball, sternly. 
 
 " My name is Christopher Columbus George Wash- 
 ington Marquis de Lafayette Risdale." The poor lad 
 was the victim of that mania which some people have for 
 "naming after" great men. His little shrunken body 
 and high, piping voice made his name seem so incongru- 
 ous that all the school tittered, and many laughed out- 
 right. But the dignified and eccentric little fellow did 
 not observe it. 
 
 " Can you read ? " 
 
 "Yes, sir," squeaked the lad, more shrilly than ever. 
 
 " Umph," said the master, with a look of doubt on 
 his face. " In the first reader? " 
 
 " No, sir ; in the fourth reader."
 
 LITTLE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS. 33 
 
 Even the master could not conceal his look of aston- 
 ishment at this claim. At that day, the fourth reader 
 class was the highest in the school, and contained only 
 the largest scholars. The school laughed at the bare 
 notion of little Christopher Columbus reading in the 
 fourth reader, and the little fellow looked around the 
 room, puzzled to guess the cause of the merriment. 
 
 "We'll try you," said the nfaster, with suspicion. 
 When the fourth-reader class was called, and Harvey Col- 
 lins and Susan Lanham and some others of the nearly 
 grown-up pupils came forward, with Jack Dudley as 
 quite the youngest of the class, the great- eyed, emaciated 
 little Columbus Risdale picked himself up on his pipe- 
 stems and took his place at the end of this row. 
 
 It was too funny for anything ! 
 
 Will Riley and Pewee and other large scholars, who 
 were yet reading in that old McGuffey's Third Reader, 
 which had a solitary picture of Bonaparte crossing the 
 Alps, looked with no kindly eyes on this preposterous 
 infant in the class ahead of them. 
 
 The piece to be read was the poem of Mrs. Hemans's 
 called " The Better Land." Poems like this one are 
 rather out of fashion nowadays, and people are inclined 
 to laugh a little at Mrs. Hemans. But thirty years 
 ago her religious and sentimental poetry was greatly 
 esteemed. This one presented no difficulty to the 
 readers. In that day, little or no attention was paid to
 
 34 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 inflection the main endeavor being to pronounce the 
 words without hesitation or slip, and to " mind the stops." 
 Each one of the class read a stanza ending with a line : 
 
 " Not there, not there, my child ! " 
 
 The poem was exhausted before all had read, so that 
 it was necessary to begin over again in order to give each 
 one his turn. All waited to hear the little Columbus read. 
 When it came his turn, the school was as still as death. 
 The master, wishing to test him, told him, with something 
 like a sneer, that he could read three stanzas, or " verses," 
 as Mr. Ball called them. 
 
 The little chap squared his toes, threw his head back, 
 and more fluently even than the rest, he read, in his 
 shrill, eager voice, the remaining lines, winding up each 
 stanza in a condescending tone, as he read : 
 
 " Not there, not there, my child ! " 
 
 The effect of this from the hundred-year-old baby was 
 so striking and so ludicrous that everybody was amused, 
 while all were surprised at the excellence of his reading. 
 The master proceeded, however, to whip one or two of 
 the boys for laughing. 
 
 When recess-time arrived, Susan Lanham came to 
 Jack with a request. 
 
 " I wish you'd look after little Lummy Risdale. He's 
 a sort of cousin of my mother's. He is as innocent and 
 helpless as the babes in the wood."
 
 LITTLE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS. 35 
 
 " I'll take care of him," said Jack. 
 
 So he took the little fellow walking away from the 
 school-house ; Will Riley and some of the others calling 
 after them : " Not there, not there, my child ! " 
 
 But Columbus did not lay their taunts to heart. He 
 was soon busy talking to Jack about things in the country, 
 and things in town. On their return, Riley, crying out : 
 "Not there, my child !" threw a snow-ball from a dis- 
 tance of ten feet and struck the poor little Christopher 
 Columbus George Washington Lafayette so severe a blow 
 as to throw him off his feet. Quick as a flash, Jack charged 
 on Riley, and sent a snow-ball into his face. An instant 
 later, he tripped him with his foot and rolled the big, 
 scared fellow into the snow and washed his face well, 
 leaving half a snow-bank down his back. 
 
 " What makes you so savage ? " whined Riley. " I 
 didn't snow-ball you." And Riley looked around for 
 Pewee, who was on the other side of the school-house, 
 and out of sight of the scuffle. 
 
 " No, you daren't snow-ball me," said Jack, squeez- 
 ing another ball and throwing it into Riley's shirt-front 
 with a certainty of aim that showed that he knew how to 
 play ball. " Take that one, too, and if you bother Lum 
 Risdale again, I'll make you pay for it. Take a boy of 
 your size." And with that he moulded yet another ball, 
 but Riley retreated to the other side of the school-house.
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 
 WHILING AWAY TIME. 
 
 EXCLUDED from the plays of the older fellows, Jack 
 drew around him a circle of small boys, who were always 
 glad to be amused with the stories of hunting, fishing, 
 and frontier adventure that he had heard from old 
 pioneers on Wildcat Creek. Sometimes he played " tee- 
 tah-toe, three in a row," with the girls, using a slate and 
 pencil in a way well known to all school-children. And 
 he also showed them a better kind of 
 " tee-tah-toe," learned on the Wildcat, 
 and which may have been in the first 
 place an Indian game, as it is played 
 with grains of Indian corn. A piece 
 of board is grooved with a jack-knife in 
 the manner shown in the diagram. 
 One player has three red or yellow grains of corn, 
 and the other an equal number of white ones. The 
 player who won the last game has the " go "- that is, he 
 first puts down a grain of corn at any place where the 
 lines intersect, but usually in the middle, as that is the 
 best point. Then the other player puts down one, and 
 
 DIAGRAM OF 
 TEE-TAH-TOF. BOAR!
 
 WHILING AWAY TIME. 39 
 
 so on until all are down. After this, the players move 
 alternately along any of the lines, in any direction, to the 
 next intersection, provided it is not already occupied. 
 The one who first succeeds in getting his three grains in 
 a row wins the point, and the board is cleared for a new 
 start. As there are always three vacant points, and as 
 the rows may be formed in any direction along any of the 
 lines, the game gives a chance for more variety of com- 
 binations than one would expect from its appearance. 
 
 Jack had also an arithmetical puzzle which he had 
 learned from his father, and which many of the readers 
 of this story will know, perhaps. 
 
 " Set down any number, without letting me know 
 what it is," said he to Joanna Merwin. 
 
 She set down a number. 
 
 " Now add twelve and multiply by two." 
 
 " Well, that is done," said Joanna. 
 
 " Divide by four, subtract half of the number first set 
 down, and your answer will be six." 
 
 " Oh, but how did you know that I put down sixty- 
 four ? " said Joanna. 
 
 " I didn't," said Jack. 
 
 " How could you tell the answer, then ? " 
 
 " That's for you to find out." 
 
 This puzzle excited a great deal of curiosity. To add 
 to the wonder of the scholars, Jack gave each time a 
 different number to be added in, and sometimes he
 
 40 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 varied the multiplying and dividing. Harvey Collins, 
 who was of a studious turn, puzzled over it a long time, 
 and at last he found it out ; but. he did not tell the secret. 
 He contented himself with giving out a number to Jack 
 and telling his result. To the rest it was quite miracu- 
 lous, and Riley turned green with jealousy When he found 
 the girls and boys refusing to listen to his jokes, but 
 gathering about Jack to test his ability to " guess the 
 answer," as they phrased it. Riley said he knew how it 
 was done, and he was even foolish enough to try to do 
 it, by watching the slate-pencil, or by sheer guessing, 
 but this only brought .him into ridicule. 
 
 " Try me once," said the little C. C. G. W. M. de L. 
 Risdale, and Jack let Columbus set down a figure and 
 carry it through the various processes until he told him 
 the result. Lummy grew excited, pushed his thin hands 
 up into his hair, looked at his slate a minute, and then 
 squeaked out : 
 
 " Oh let me see yes no yes Oh, I see ! Your 
 answer is just half the amount added in, because you 
 have " 
 
 But here Jack placed his hand over Columbus's mouth. 
 
 " You can see through a pine door, Lummy, but you 
 mustn't let out my secret," he said. 
 
 But Jack had a boy's heart in him, and he longed for 
 some more boy-like amusement.
 
 CHAPTER VI. 
 
 A BATTLE. 
 
 ONE morning, when Jack proposed to play a game of ball 
 with the boys, Riley and Pewee came up and entered the 
 game, and objected. 
 
 " It isn't interesting to play with greenhorns," said 
 Will. " If Jack plays, little Christopher Columbus And- 
 soforth will want to play, too ; and then there'll be two 
 babies to teach. I can't be always helping babies. Let 
 Jack play two-hole cat or Anthony-over with the little 
 fellows." To which answer Pewee assented, of course. 
 
 That day at noon Riley came to Jack, with a most 
 gentle tone and winning manner, and whiningly begged 
 Jack to show him how to divide 770 by 14. 
 
 " It isn't interesting to show greenhorns," said Jack, 
 mimicking Riley's tone on the playground that morning. 
 " If I show you, Pewee Rose will want me to show him ; 
 then there'll be two babies to teach. I can't be always 
 helping babies. Go and play two-hole cat with the First- 
 Reader boys." 
 
 That afternoon, Mr. Ball had the satisfaction of using 
 his new beech switches on both Riley and Pewee, though 
 indeed Pewee did not deserve to be punished for not get-
 
 42 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 ting his lesson. It was Nature's doing that his head, like 
 a goat's, was made for butting and not for thinking. 
 
 But if he had to take whippings from the master and 
 his father, he made it a rule to get satisfaction out of some- 
 body else. If Jack had helped him he wouldn't have 
 missed. If he had not missed his lesson badly, Mr. Ball 
 would not have whipped him. It would be inconvenient 
 to whip Mr. Ball in return, but Jack would be easy to 
 manage, and as somebody must be whipped, it fell to 
 Jack's lot to take it. 
 
 King Pewee did not fall upon his victim at the school- 
 house door this would have insured him another beating 
 from the master. Nor did he attack Jack while Bob Hol- 
 liday was with him. Bob was big and strong a great 
 fellow of sixteen. But after Jack had passed the gate of 
 Bob's house, and was walking on toward home alone, 
 Pewee came out from behind an alley fence, accompanied 
 by Ben Berry and Will Riley. 
 
 " I'm going to settle with you now," said King Pewee, 
 sidling up to Jack like an angry bull-dog. 
 
 It was not a bright prospect for Jack, and he cast 
 about him for a chance to escape a brutal encounter with 
 such a bully, and yet avoid actually running away. 
 
 " Well," said Jack, " if I must fight, I must. But I 
 suppose you won't let Riley and Berry help you." 
 
 " No, I'll fight fair." And Pewee threw off his coat, 
 while Jack did the same.
 
 A BATTLE. 43 
 
 " You'll quit when I say ' enough,' won't you ? " said 
 Jack. 
 
 "Yes, I'll fight fair, and hold up when you've got 
 enough." 
 
 "Well, then, for that matter, I've got enough now. 
 I'll take the will for the deed, and just say ' enough ' be- 
 fore you begin," and he turned to pick up his coat. 
 
 " No, you don't get off that way," said Pewee. 
 " You've got to stand up and see who is the best man, or 
 I'll kick you all the way home." 
 
 " Didn't you ever hear about Davy Crockett's 'coon ? " 
 said Jack. " When the 'coon saw him taking aim, it 
 said : ' Is that you, Crockett ? Well, don't fire I'll come 
 down anyway. I know you'll hit anything you shoot at.' 
 Now, I'm that 'coon. If it was anybody but you, I'd fight. 
 But as it's you, Pewee, I might just as well come down 
 before you begin." 
 
 Pewee was flattered by this way of putting the 
 question. Had he been alone, Jack would have escaped. 
 But Will Riley, remembering all he had endured from 
 Jack's retorts, said : 
 
 " Oh, give it to him, Pewee ; he's always making 
 trouble." 
 
 At which Pewee squared himself off, doubled up 
 his fists, and came at the slenderer Jack. The latter 
 prepared to meet him, but, after all, it was hard for 
 Pewee to beat so good-humored a fellow as Jack. The
 
 44 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL- BOY. 
 
 king's heart failed him, and suddenly he backed off, 
 saying : 
 
 " If you'll agree to help Riley and me out with our 
 lessons hereafter, I'll let you off. If you don't, I'll thrash 
 you within an inch of your life." And Pewee stood 
 ready to begin. 
 
 Jack wanted to escape the merciless beating that 
 Pewee had in store for him. But it was quite impossible 
 for him to submit under a threat. So he answered : 
 
 " If you and Riley will treat me as you ought to, I'll 
 help you when you ask me, as I always have. But even 
 if you pound me into jelly I won't agree to help you, 
 unless you treat me right. I won't be bullied into help- 
 ing you." 
 
 " Give it to him, Pewee," said Ben Berry ; " he's too 
 sassy." 
 
 Pewee was a rather good-natured dog he had to be 
 set on. He now began to strike at Jack. Whether he 
 was to be killed or not, Jack did not know, but he was 
 resolved not to submit to the bully. Yet he could not 
 do much at defence against Pewee's hard fists. However, 
 Jack was active and had long limbs ; he soon saw that he 
 must do something more than stand up to be beaten. 
 So, when King Pewee, fighting in the irregular Western 
 fashion, and hoping to get a decided advantage at once, 
 rushed upon Jack and pulled his head forward, Jack 
 stooped lower than his enemy expected, and, thrusting
 
 A BATTLE. 45 
 
 his head between Pevvee's knees, shoved his legs from 
 under him, and by using all his strength threw Pewee 
 over his own back, so that the king's nose and eyes 
 fell into the dust of the village street. 
 
 " I'll pay you for that," growled Pewee, as he re-' 
 covered himself, now thoroughly infuriated ; and with a 
 single blow he sent Jack flat on his back, and then 
 proceeded to pound him. Jack could do nothing now 
 but shelter his eyes from Pewee's blows. 
 
 Joanna Merwin had seen the beginning of the battle 
 from her father's house, and feeling sure that Jack would 
 be killed, she had run swiftly down the garden walk to 
 the back gate, through which she slipped into the alley ; 
 and then she hurried on, as fast as her feet would carry 
 her, to the blacksrnith-shop of Pewee Rose's father. 
 
 " Oh, please, Mr. Rose, come quick ! Pewee's just 
 killing a boy in the street." 
 
 " Vitin' ag'in," said Mr. Rose, who was a Pennsylvan- 
 ian from the limestone country, and spoke" English with 
 difficulty. " He ees a leetle ruffen, dat poy. I'll see 
 apout him right avay a'ready, may be." 
 
 And without waiting to put off his leathern apron, he 
 walked briskly in the direction indicated by Joanna. Pewee 
 was hammering Jack without pity, when suddenly he was 
 caught by the collar and lifted sharply to his feet. 
 
 " Wot you doin' down dare in de dirt wunst a'ready ? 
 Hey ? " said Mr. Rose, as he shook his son with the full
 
 46 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL- BOY. 
 
 force of his right arm, and cuffed him with his left hand. 
 " Didn't I dells you I'd gill you some day if you didn't 
 gwit vitin' mit oder poys, a'ready ? " 
 
 " He commenced it," whimpered Pewee. 
 
 " You dells a pig lie a'ready, I beleefs, Peter, and I'll 
 whip you fur lyin' besides wunst more. Fellers like him," 
 pointing to Jack, who' was brushing the dust off his clothes, 
 " fellers like him don't gommence on such a poy as you. 
 You're such anoder viter I never seed." And he shook 
 Pewee savagely. 
 
 " I won't do it no more," begged Pewee " 'pon my 
 word and honor I won't." 
 
 " Oh, you don't gits off dat away no more, a'ready. 
 You know what I'll giff you when I git you home, you 
 leedle ruffen. I shows you how to vite, a'ready." 
 
 And the king disappeared down the street, begging 
 like a spaniel, and vowing that he " wouldn't do it no 
 more." But he got a severe whipping, I fear ; it is doubt- 
 ful if such beatings ever do any good. The next morning 
 Jack appeared at school with a black eye, and Pewee had 
 some scratches, so the master whipped them both for 
 fighting.
 
 CHAPTER VII. 
 
 HAT-BALL AND BULL-PEN. 
 
 PEWEE did not renew the quarrel with Jack perhaps 
 from fear of the rawhide that hung in the blacksmith's 
 shop, or of the master's ox-gad, or of Bob Holliday's 
 fists, or perhaps from a hope of conciliating Jack and get- 
 ting occasional help in his lessons. Jack was still excluded 
 from the favorite game of " bull-pen." I am not sure that 
 he would have been rejected had he asked for admission, 
 but he did not want to risk another refusal. He planned 
 a less direct way of getting into the game. Asking his 
 mother for a worn-out stocking, and procuring an old 
 boot-top, he ravelled the stocking, winding the yarn into 
 a ball of medium hardness. Then he cut from the boot- 
 top a square of leather large enough for his purpose. 
 This he laid on the kitchen -table, and proceeded to mark 
 off and cut it into the shape of an orange-peel that has 
 been quartered off the orange, leaving the four quarters 
 joined together at the middle. This leather he put to 
 soak over night. The next morning, bright and early, 
 with a big needle and some strong thread he sewed it 
 around his yarn-ball, stretching the wet leather to its ut-
 
 48 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 most, so that when it should contract the ball should be 
 firm and hard, and the leather well moulded to it. Such a 
 ball is far better for all play in which the player is to be 
 hit than those sold in the stores nowadays. I have de- 
 scribed the manufacture of the old-fashioned home-made 
 ball, because there are some boys, especially in the towns, 
 who have lost the art of making yarn balls. 
 
 When Jack had finished his ball, he let it dry, while 
 he ate his breakfast and did his chores. Then he 
 sallied out and found Bob Holliday, and showed him the 
 result of his work. Bob squeezed it, felt its weight, 
 bounced it against a wall, tossed it high in the air, caught 
 it, and then bounced it on the ground. Having thus 
 " put it through its paces," he pronounced it an excellent 
 ball, "a good deal better than Ben Berry's ball. But 
 what are you going to do with it ? " he asked. " Play 
 Anthony-over ? The little boys can play that." 
 
 I suppose there are boys in these days who do not 
 know what " Anthony-over " is. How, indeed, can any- 
 body play Anthony-over in a crowded city ? 
 
 The old one-story village school-houses stood gener- 
 ally in an open green. The boys divided into two 
 parties, the one going on one side, and the other on the 
 opposite side of the school-house. The party that had 
 the ball would shout " Anthony ! " The others re- 
 sponded, " Over ! " To this, answer was made from 
 the first party, " Over she comes ! " and the ball was
 
 HAT-BALL AND BULL-PEN. 49 
 
 immediately thrown over the school-house. If any of 
 the second party caught it, they rushed, pell-mell, around 
 both ends of the school-house to the other side, and that 
 one of them who held the ball essayed to hit some one 
 of the opposite party before they could exchange sides. 
 If a boy was hit by the ball thus thrown he was counted 
 as captured to the opposite party, and he gave all his 
 efforts to beat his old allies. So the game went on, until 
 all the players of one side were captured by the others. 
 I don't know what Anthony means in this game, but no 
 doubt the game is hundreds of years old, and was played 
 in English villages before the first colony came to James- 
 town. 
 
 " I'm not going to play Anthony-over," said Jack. 
 " I'm going to show King Pewee a new trick." 
 
 " You can't get up a game of bull-pen on your own 
 hook, and play the four corners and the ring all by your- 
 self." 
 
 " No, I don't mean that. I'm going to show the 
 boys how to play hat-ball a game they used to play 
 on the Wildcat." 
 
 " I see your point. You are going to make Pewee 
 ask you to let him in," said Bob, and the two boys set 
 out for school together, Jack explaining the game to 
 Bob. They found one or two boys already there, and 
 when Jack showed his new ball and proposed a new 
 game, they fell in with it. 
 3
 
 5O THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 The boys stood their hats in a row on the grass. The 
 one with the ball stood over the row of hats, and"5wung 
 his hand to and fro above them, while the boys stood by 
 him, prepared to run as soon as the ball should drop 
 into a hat. The boy who held the ball, after one or two 
 false motions, now toward this hat, and now toward 
 that one, would drop the ball into Somebody's hat. 
 Somebody would rush to his hat, seize the ball, and 
 throw it at one of the other boys who were fleeing in 
 all directions. If he hit Somebody-Else, Somebody-Else 
 might throw from where the ball lay, or from the hats, 
 at the rest, and so on, until some one missed. The one 
 who missed took up his hat and left the play, and the 
 boy who picked up the ball proceeded to drop it into a 
 hat, and the game went on until all but one were put out. 
 
 Hat-ball is so simple that any number can play at it, 
 and Jack's friends found it so full of boisterous fun, that 
 every new-comer wished to set down his hat. And thus, 
 by the time Pewee and Riley arrived, half the larger boys 
 in the school were in the game, and there were not 
 enough left to make a good game of bull-pen. 
 
 At noon, the new game drew the attention of the boys 
 again, and Riley and Pewee tried in vain to coax them 
 away. 
 
 "Oh, I say, come on, fellows!" Riley would say. 
 " Come let's play something worth playing." 
 
 But the boys stayed by the new game and the new ball
 
 HAT-BALL AND BULL-PEN. 
 
 Neither Riley, nor Pewee, nor Ben Berry liked to ask to 
 be let into the game, after what had passed. Not one of 
 them had spoken to Jack since the battle between him 
 and Pewee, and they didn't care to play with Jack's ball 
 in a game of his starting. 
 
 Once the other boys had broken away from Pewee's 
 domination, they were pleased to feel themselves free. 
 As for Pewee and his friends, they climbed up on a fence, 
 and sat like three crows watching the play of the others. 
 After a while they got down in disgust, and went off, not 
 knowing just what to do. When once they were out of 
 sight, Jack winked at Bob, who said : 
 
 " I say, boys, we can play hat-ball at recess when 
 there isn't time for bull-pen. Let's have a game of bull- 
 pen now, before school takes up." 
 
 It was done in a minute. Bob Holliday and Tom 
 Taylor " chose up sides," the bases were all ready, and 
 by the time Pewee and his aids-de-camp had walked dis- 
 consolately to the pond and back, the boys were engaged 
 in a good game of bull-pen. 
 
 Perhaps I ought to say something about the princi- 
 ples of a game so. little known over the country at large. 
 I have never seen it played anywhere but in a narrow bit 
 of country on the Ohio River, and yet there is no merrier 
 game played with a ball. 
 
 The ball must not be too hard. There should be four 
 or more corners. The space inside is called the pen, and
 
 52 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 the party winning the last game always has the corners. 
 The ball is tossed from one corner to another, and when 
 it has gone around once, any boy on a corner may, imme- 
 diately after catching the ball thrown to him from any of 
 the four corners, throw it at any one in the pen. He 
 must throw while " the ball is hot," that is, instantly on 
 catching it. If he fails to hit anybody on the other side, 
 he goes out. If he hits, his side leave the corners and 
 run as they please, for the boy who has been hit may 
 throw from where the ball fell, or from any corner, at any 
 one of the side holding the corners. If one of them is 
 hit, he has the same privilege ; but now the men in the 
 pen are allowed to scatter also. Whoever misses is 
 " out," and the play is resumed from the corners until all 
 of one side is out. When but two are left on the corners 
 the ball is smuggled, that is. one hides the ball in his 
 bosom, and the other pretends that he has it also. The 
 boys in the ring do not know which has it, and the two 
 " run the corners," throwing from any corner. If but 
 one is left on the corners, he is allowed also to run from 
 corner to corner. 
 
 It happened that Jack's side lost on the toss-up for 
 corners, and he got into the ring, where his play showed 
 better than it would have done on the corners. As Jack 
 was the greenhorn and the last chosen on his side, the 
 players on the corners expected to make light work of 
 him ; but he was an adroit dodger, and he put out three
 
 HAT-BALL AND BULL-PEN. 53 
 
 of the boys on the corners by his unexpected way of 
 evading a ball. Everybody who has ever played this 
 fine old game knows that expertness in dodging is worth 
 quite as much as skill in throwing. Pewee was a famous 
 hand with a ball, Riley could dodge well, Ben Berry had 
 a happy knack of dropping flat upon the ground and let- 
 ing a ball pass over him, Bob Holliday could run well in 
 a counter charge ; but nothing could be more effective 
 than Jack Dudley's quiet way of stepping forward or 
 backward, bending his lithe body or spreading his legs to 
 let the ball pass, according to the course which it took 
 from the player's hand. 
 
 King Pewee and company came back in time to see 
 Jack dodge three balls thrown point-blank at him from 
 a distance of fifteen feet. It was like witchcraft he 
 seemed to be charmed. Every dodge was greeted with 
 a shout, and when once he luckily caught the ball thrown 
 at him, and thus put out the thrower, there was no end 
 of admiration of his playing. It was now evident to all 
 that Jack could no longer be excluded from the game, 
 and that, next to Pewee himself, he was already the best 
 player on the ground. 
 
 At recess that afternoon, Pewee set his hat down in 
 the hat-ball row, and as Jack did not object, Riley and 
 Ben Berry did the same. The next day Pewee chose 
 Jack first in bull-pen, and the game was well played.
 
 CHAPTER VIII. 
 
 THE DEFENDER. 
 
 IF Jack had not about this time undertaken the de- 
 fence of the little boy in the Fourth Reader, whose name 
 was large enough to cover the principal points in the his- 
 tory of the New World, he might have had peace, for 
 Jack was no longer one of the newest scholars, his cour- 
 age was respected by Pewee, and he kept poor Riley in 
 continual fear of his ridicule making him smart every 
 day. But, just when he might have had a little peace 
 and happiness, he became the defender of Christopher 
 Columbus George Washington Marquis de la Fayette 
 Risdale little " Andsoforth," as Riley and the other 
 boys had nicknamed him. 
 
 The strange, pinched little body of the boy, his ec- 
 centric ways, his quickness in learning, and his infantile 
 simplicity had all conspired to win the affection of Jack, 
 so that he would have protected him even without the 
 solicitation of Susan Lanham. But since Susan had been 
 Jack's own first and fast friend, he felt in honor bound to 
 run all risks in the care of her strange little cousin. 
 
 I think that Columbus's child-like ways might have 
 protected him even from Riley and his set, if it had not
 
 THE DEFENDER. 55 
 
 been that he was related to Susan Lanham, and under 
 her protection. It was the only chance for Riley to re- 
 venge himself on Susan. She was more than a match 
 for him in wit, and she was not a proper subject for 
 Pewee's fists. So with that heartlessness which belongs 
 to the school-boy bully, he resolved to torment the 
 helpless fellow in revenge for Susan's sarcasms. 
 
 One morning, smarting under some recent taunt of 
 Susan's, Riley caught little Columbus almost alone in the 
 school-room. Here was a boy who certainly would not 
 be likely to strike back again. His bamboo legs, his 
 spindling arms, his pale face, his contracted chest, all 
 gave the coward a perfect assurance of safety. So, with 
 a rude pretence at play, laughing all the time, he caught 
 the lad by the throat, and in spite of his weird dignity 
 and pleading gentleness, shoved him back against the 
 wall behind the master's empty chair. Holding him 
 here a minute in suspense, he began slapping him, first 
 on this side of the face and then on that. The pale 
 cheeks burned red with pain and fright, but Columbus 
 did not cry out, though the constantly increasing sharp- 
 ness of the blows, and the sense of weakness, degrada- 
 tion, and terror, stung him severely. Riley thought it 
 funny. Like a cat playing with a condemned mouse, the 
 cruel fellow actually enjoyed finding one person weak 
 enough to be afraid of him. 
 
 Columbus twisted about in a vain endeavor to escape
 
 56 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 from Riley's clutches, getting only a sharper cuff for his 
 pains. Ben Berry, arriving presently, enjoyed the sport, 
 while some of the smaller boys and girls, coming in, look- 
 ed on the scene of torture in helpless pity. And ever, 
 as more and more of the scholars gathered, Columbus 
 felt more and more mortified ; the tears were in his great 
 sad eyes, but he made no sound of crying or complaint. 
 
 Jack Dudley came in at last, and marched straight up 
 to Riley, who let go his hold and backed off. " You 
 mean, cowardly, pitiful villain ! " broke out Jack, advan- 
 cing on him. 
 
 " I didn't do anything to you," whined Riley, back- 
 ing into a corner. 
 
 " No, but I mean to do something to you. If there's 
 an inch of man in you, come right on and fight with me. 
 You daren't do it." 
 
 " I don't want any quarrel with you." 
 
 " No, you quarrel with babies." 
 
 Here all the boys and girls jeered. 
 
 " You're too hard on a fellow, Jack," whined the 
 scared Riley, slipping out of the corner and continuing to 
 back down the school-room, while Jack kept slowly 
 following him. 
 
 "You're a great deal bigger than I am," said Jack. 
 " Why don't you try to corner me ? Oh, I could just 
 beat the breath out of you, you great, big, good for 
 nothing "
 
 THE DEFENDER. 57 
 
 Here Riley pulled the west door open, and Jack, at 
 the same moment, struck him. Riley half dropped, half 
 fell, through the door-way, scared so badly that he went 
 sprawling on the ground. , 
 
 The boys shouted " coward " and " baby " after him 
 as he sneaked off, but Jack went back to comfort Col- 
 umbus and to get control of his temper. For it is not 
 wise, as Jack soon reflected, even in a good cause to lose 
 your self-control. 
 
 " It was good of you to interfere," said Susan, when 
 she had come in and learned all about it. 
 
 " I should have been a brute if I hadn't," said Jack, 
 pleased none the less with her praise. " But it doesn't 
 take any courage to back Riley out of a school-house. 
 One could get more fight out of a yearling calf. I sup- 
 pose I've got to take a beating from Pewee, though." 
 
 " Go and see him about it, before Riley talks to 
 him," suggested Susan. And Jack saw the prudence of 
 this course. As he left the school-house at a rapid 
 pace, Ben Berry told Riley, who was skulking behind a 
 fence, that Jack was afraid of Pewee. 
 
 "Pewee," said Jack, when he met him starting to 
 school, after having done his " chores," including the 
 milking of his cow, " Pewee, I want to say something to 
 you." 
 
 Jack's tone and manner flattered Pewee. One thing 
 that keeps a rowdy a rowdy is the thought that better
 
 58 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 people despise him. Pewee felt in his heart that Jack 
 had a contempt for him, and this it was that made him 
 hate Jack in turn. But now that the latter sought him 
 in a friendly way, he felt himself lifted up into a dignity 
 hitherto unknown to him. " What is it ? " 
 
 " You are a kind of king among the boys," said Jack. 
 Pewee grew an inch taller. 
 
 "They are all afraid of you. Now, why don't you 
 make us fellows behave ? You ought to protect the little 
 boys from fellows that impose on them. Then you'd be 
 a king worth the having. All the boys and girls would 
 like you." 
 
 " I s'pose may be that's so," said the king. 
 
 " There's poor little Columbus Risdale " 
 
 " I don't like him," said Pewee. 
 
 " You mean you don't like Susan. She is a little sharp 
 with her tongue; But you wouldn't fight with a baby 
 it isn't like you." 
 
 " No, sir-ee," said Pewee. 
 
 " You'd rather take a big boy than a little one. Now, 
 you ought to make Riley let Lummy alone." 
 
 " I'll do that," said Pewee. " Riley's about a million 
 times bigger than Lum." 
 
 " I went to the school-house this morning," continued 
 Jack, "and I found Riley choking, and beating him. 
 And I thought I'd just speak to you, and see if you can't 
 make him stop it."
 
 THE DEFENDER. 59 
 
 " I'll do that," said Pewee, walking along with great 
 dignity. 
 
 When Ben Berry and Riley saw Pewee coming in 
 company with Jack, they were amazed and hung their 
 heads, afraid to say anything even to each other. Jack 
 and Pewee walked straight up to the fence-corner in 
 which they stood. 
 
 " I thought I'd see what King Pewee would say 
 about your fighting with babies, Riley," said Jack. 
 
 " I want you fellows to understand," said Pewee, " that 
 I'm not going to have that little Lum Risdale hurt. If 
 you want to fight, why don't you fight somebody your own 
 size ? I don't fight babies myself," and here Pewee drew 
 his head up, " and I don't stand by any boy that does." 
 
 Poor Riley felt the last support drop from under him. 
 Pewee had deserted him, and he was now an orphan, un- 
 protected in an unfriendly world ! 
 
 Jack knew that the truce with so vain a fellow as 
 Pewee could not last long, but it served its purpose for 
 the time. And when, after school, Susan Lanham took 
 pains to go and thank Pewee for standing up for Colum- 
 bus, Pewee felt himself every inch a king, and for the 
 time he was if not a " reformed prize-fighter," such as 
 one hears of sometimes, at least an improved boy. The 
 trouble with vain people like Pewee is, that they have no 
 stability. They bend the way the wind blows, and for 
 the most part the wind blows from the wrong quarter.
 
 CHAPTER IX. 
 
 PIGEON POT-PIE. 
 
 HAPPY boys and girls that go to school nowadays ! 
 You have to study harder than the generations before 
 you, it is true ; you miss the jolly spelling-schools, and 
 the good old games that were not half so scientific as 
 base-ball, lawn tennis, or lacrosse, but that had ten times 
 more fun and frolic in them ; but all this is made up to 
 you by the fact that you escape the tyrannical old master. 
 Whatever the faults the teachers of this day may have, 
 they do not generally lacerate the backs of their pupils, 
 as did some of their fore-runners. 
 
 At the time of which I write, thirty years ago, a bet- 
 ter race of school-masters was crowding out the old, but 
 many of the latter class, with their terrible switches and 
 cruel beatings, kept their ground until they died off one 
 by one, and relieved the world of their odious ways. 
 
 Mr. Ball wouldn't die to please anybody. He was a 
 bachelor, and had no liking for children, but taught school 
 five or six months in winter to avoid having to work on a 
 farm in the summer. He had taught in Greenbank every 
 winter for a quarter of a century, and having never
 
 PIGEON POT-PIE. 6l 
 
 learned to win anybody's affection, had been obliged to 
 teach those who disliked him. This atmosphere of 
 mutual dislike will sour the sweetest temper, and Mr. 
 Ball's temper had not been strained honey to begin with. 
 Year by year he grew more and more severe he whipped 
 for poor lessons, he whipped for speaking in school, he 
 took down his switch for not speaking loud enough in 
 class, he whipped for coming late to school, he whipped 
 because a scholar made a noise with his feet, and he 
 whipped because he himself had eaten something un- 
 wholesome for his breakfast. The brutality of a master 
 produces like qualities in scholars. The boys drew 
 caricatures on the blackboard, put living cats or dead 
 ones into Mr. Ball's desk, and tried to drive him wild by 
 their many devices. 
 
 He would walk up and down the school-room seeking 
 a victim, and he had as much pleasure in beating a girl or 
 a little boy as in punishing an overgrown fellow. 
 
 And yet I cannot say that Mr. Ball was impartial. 
 There were some pupils that escaped. Susan Lanham 
 was not punished, because her father, Dr. Lanham, was 
 a very influential man in the town ; and the faults of 
 Henry Weathervane and his sister were always over- 
 looked after their father became a school trustee. 
 
 Many efforts had been made to put a new master into 
 the school. But Mr. Ball's brother-in-law was one of the 
 principal merchants in the place, and the old man had had
 
 62 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 the school so long that it seemed like robbery to deprive 
 him of it. It had come, in some sort, to belong to him. 
 People hated to see him moved. He would die some 
 day, they said, and nobody could deny that, though it 
 often seemed to the boys and girls that he would never 
 die ; he was more likely to dry up and blow away. And 
 it was a long time to wait for that. 
 
 And yet I think Greenbank might have had to wait for 
 something like that if there hadn't come a great flight of 
 pigeons just at this time. For whenever Susan Lanham 
 suggested to her father that he should try to get Mr. Ball 
 removed and a new teacher appointed, Dr. Lanham 
 smiled and said " he hated to move against the old man ; 
 he'd been there so long, you know, and he probably 
 wouldn't live long, anyhow. Something ought to be 
 done, perhaps, but he couldn't meddle with him." For 
 older people forgot the beatings they had endured, and 
 remembered the old man only as one of the venerable 
 landmarks of their childhood. 
 
 And so, by favor of Henry Weathervane's father, 
 whose children he did not punish, and by favor of other 
 people's neglect and forgetfulness, the Greenbank chil- 
 dren might have had to face and fear the old ogre down to 
 this day, or until he dried up and blew away, if it hadn't 
 been, as I said, that there came a great flight of pigeons. 
 
 A flight of pigeons is not uncommon in the Ohio 
 River country. Audubon, the great naturalist, saw them
 
 PIGEON POT-PIE. 63 
 
 in his day, and in old colonial times such flights took 
 place in the settlements on the sea-board, and sometimes 
 the starving colonists were able to knock down pigeons 
 with sticks. The mathematician is not yet born who can 
 count the number of pigeons in one of these sky-darken- 
 ing flocks, which are often many miles in length, and which 
 follow one another for a whole day. The birds, for the 
 most part, fly at a considerable height from the earth, but 
 when they are crossing a wide valley, like that of the 
 Ohio River, they drop down to a lower level, and so 
 reach the hills quite close to the ground, and within easy 
 gunshot. 
 
 When the pigeon flight comes on Saturday, it is very 
 convenient for those boys that have guns. If these 
 pigeons had only come on Saturday instead of on Mon- 
 day, Mr. Ball might have taught the Greenbank school 
 until to-day, that is to say, if he hadn't died or quite 
 dried up and blown off meanwhile. 
 
 For when Riley and Ben Berry saw this flight of pigeons 
 begin on Monday morning, they remembered that the 
 geography lesson was a hard one, and so they played 
 "hooky," and, taking their guns with them, hid in the 
 bushes at the top of the hill. Then, as the birds struck 
 the hill, and beat their way up over the brow of it, the 
 boys, lying in ambush, had only to fire into the flock with- 
 out taking aim, and the birds would drop all around them. 
 The discharge of the guns made Bob Holliday so hungry
 
 64 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 for pigeon pot-pie, that he, too, ran away from school, at 
 recess, and took his place among the pigeon-slayers in the 
 paw-paw patch on the hill top. 
 
 Tuesday morning, Mr. Ball came in with darkened 
 brows, and three extra switches. Riley, Berry, and Hol- 
 liday were called up as soon as school began. They had 
 pigeon pot-pie for dinner, but they also had sore backs 
 for three days, and Bob laughingly said that he knew just 
 how a pigeon felt when it was basted. 
 
 The day after the whipping and the pigeon pot-pie, 
 when the sun shone warm at noon, the fire was allowed to 
 go down in the stove. All were at play in the sunshine, 
 excepting Columbus Risdale, who sat solitary, like a dis- 
 consolate screech-owl, in one corner of the room. Riley 
 and Ben Berry, still smarting from yesterday, entered, and 
 without observing Lummy's presence, proceeded to put 
 some gunpowder in the stove, taking pains to surround it 
 with cool ashes, so that it should not explode until the 
 stirring of the fire, as the chill of the afternoon should 
 come on. When they had finished this dangerous trans- 
 action, they discovered the presence of Columbus in his 
 corner, looking at them with large-eyed wonder and alarm. 
 
 " If you ever tell a living soul about that, we'll kill 
 you," said Ben Berry. 
 
 Riley also threatened the scared little rabbit, and both 
 felt safe from detection. 
 
 An hour after school had resumed its session. Col-
 
 PIGEON POT-PIE. 65 
 
 umbus, who had sat shivering with terror all the time, 
 wrote on his slate : 
 
 " Will Riley and Ben B. put something in the stove. 
 Said they would kill me if I told on them." 
 
 This he passed to Jack, who sat next to him. Jack 
 rubbed it out as soon as he had read it, and wrote : 
 
 " Don't tell anybody." 
 
 Jack could not guess what they had put in. It might 
 be coffee-nuts, which would explode harmlessly ; it might 
 be something that would give a bad smell in burning, such 
 as chicken -feathers. If he had thought that it was gun- 
 powder, he would have plucked up courage enough to 
 give the master some warning, though he might have got 
 only a whipping for his pains. While Jack was debating 
 what he should do, the master called the Fourth-Reader 
 class. At the close of the lesson he noticed that Colum- 
 bus was shivering, though indeed it was more from terror 
 than from cold. 
 
 " Go to the stove and stir up the fire, and get warm," 
 he said, sternly. 
 
 " I'd I'd rather not," said Lum, shaking with fright 
 at the idea. 
 
 " Umph ! " said Mr. Ball, looking hard at the lad, with 
 half a mind to make him go. Then he changed his pur- 
 pose and went to the stove himself, raked forward the 
 coals, and made up the fire. Just as he was shutting the 
 stove-door, the explosion came the ashes flew out all
 
 66 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 over the master, the stove was thrown down from the 
 bricks on which its four legs rested, the long pipe fell in 
 many pieces on the floor, and the children set up a gen- 
 eral howl in all parts of the room. 
 
 As soon as Mr. Ball had shaken off the ashes from his 
 coat, he said : " Be quiet there's no more danger. Co- 
 lumbus Risdale, come here." 
 
 " He did not do it," spoke up Susan Lanham. 
 
 " Be quiet, Susan. You know all about this," con- 
 tinued the master to poor little Columbus, who was so 
 frightened as hardly to be able to stand. After looking 
 at Columbus a moment, the master took down a great 
 beech switch. " Now, I shall whip you until you tell me 
 who did it. You were afraid to go the stove. You 
 knew there was powder there. Who put it there ? That's 
 the question. Answer, quick, or I shall make you." 
 
 The little skin-and-bones trembled between two ter- 
 rors, and Jack, seeing his perplexity, got up and stood by 
 him. 
 
 " He didn't do it, Mr. Ball. I know who did it. If 
 Columbus should tell you, he would be beaten for telling. 
 The boy who did it is just mean enough to let Lummy 
 get the whipping. Please let him off." 
 
 " You know, do you ? I shall whip you both. You 
 knew there was gunpowder in the fire, and you gave no 
 warning. I shall whip you both the severest whipping 
 you ever had, too."
 
 PIGEON POT- PIE. 67 
 
 And the master put up the switch he had taken 
 down, as not effective enough, and proceeded to take 
 another. 
 
 " If we had known it was gunpowder," said Jack, be- 
 ginning to tremble, " you would have been warned. But 
 we didn't. We only knew that something had been put 
 in." 
 
 "If you'll tell all about it, I'll let you off easier; if 
 you don't, I shall give you all the whipping I know how 
 to give." And by way of giving impressiveness to his 
 threat he took a turn about the room, while there was an 
 awful stillness among the terrified scholars. 
 
 I do not know what was in Bob Holliday's head, but 
 about this time he managed to open the western door 
 while the master's back was turned. Bob's desk was 
 near the door. 
 
 Poor little Columbus was ready to die, and Jack was 
 afraid that, if the master should beat him as he threatened 
 to do, the child would die outright. Luckily, at the second 
 cruel blow, the master broke his switch and turned to get 
 another. Seeing the door open, Jack whispered to Colum- 
 bus : 
 
 " Run home as fast as you can go." 
 
 The little fellow needed no second bidding. He tot- 
 tered on his trembling legs to the door, and was out be- 
 fore Mr. Ball had detected the motion. When the master 
 saw his prey disappearing out of the door, he ran after
 
 68 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 him, but it happened curiously enough, in the excitement, 
 that Bob Holliday, who sat behind the door, rose up, as 
 if to look out, and stumbled against the door, thus push- 
 ing it shut, so that by the time Mr. Ball got his stiff legs 
 outside the door, the frightened -child was under such 
 headway that, fearing to have the whole school in rebel- 
 lion, the teacher gave over the pursuit, and came back 
 prepared to wreak his vengeance on Jack. 
 
 While Mr. Ball was outside the door, Bob Holliday 
 called to Jack, in a loud whisper, that he had better run, 
 too, or the old master would " skin him alive." But Jack 
 had been trained to submit to authority, and to run away 
 now would lose him his winter's schooling, on which he 
 had set great store. He made up his mind to face the 
 punishment as best he could, fleeing only as a last resort 
 if the beating should be unendurable. 
 
 "Now," said the master to Jack, " will you tell me 
 who put that gunpowder in the stove ? If you don't, I'll 
 take it out of your skin." 
 
 Jack could not bear to tell, especially under a threat. 
 I think that boys are not wholly right in their notion that 
 it is dishonorable to inform on a school-mate, especially 
 in the case of so bad an offence as that of which Will and 
 Ben were guilty. But, on the other hand, the last thing 
 a master ought to seek is to turn boys into habitual spies 
 and informers on one another. In the present instance, 
 Jack ought, perhaps, to have told, for the offence was
 
 PIGEON POT-PIE. 69 
 
 criminal ; but it is hard for a high-spirited lad to yield to 
 a brutal threat. 
 
 Jack caught sight of Susan Lanham telegraphing from 
 behind the master, by spelling with her fingers : 
 
 " Tell or run." 
 
 But he could not make up his mind to do either, 
 though Bob Holliday had again mysteriously opened the 
 western door. 
 
 The master summoned all his strength and struck him 
 half a dozen blows, that made poor Jack writhe. Then he 
 walked up and down the room awhile, to give the victim 
 time to consider whether he would tell or not 
 
 " Run," spelled out Susan on her fingers. 
 
 " The school-house is on fire ! " called out Bob Holli- 
 day. Some of the coals that had spilled from the cap- 
 sized stove were burning the floor not dangerously, but 
 Bob wished to make a diversion. He rushed for a pail 
 of water in the corner, and all the rest, aching with sup- 
 pressed excitement, crowded around the fallen stove, so 
 that it was hard for the master to tell whether there was 
 any fire or not. Bob whispered to Jack to " cut sticks," 
 but Jack only went to his seat. 
 
 " Lay hold, boys, and let's put up the stove," said Bob, 
 taking the matter quite out of the master's hands. Of 
 course, the stove-pipe would not fit without a great deal 
 of trouble. Did ever stove-pipe go together without 
 trouble? Somehow, all the joints that Bob joined to-
 
 70 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 gether flew asunder over and over again, though he 
 seemed to work most zealously to get the stove set up. 
 After half an hour of this confusion, the pipe was fixed, 
 and the master, having had time, like the stove, to cool 
 off, and seeing Jack bent over his book, concluded to let 
 the matter drop. But there are some matters that, once 
 taken up, are hard to drop.
 
 CHAPTER X. 
 
 JACK AND HIS MOTHER. 
 
 JACK went home that night very sore on his back and 
 in his feelings. He felt humiliated to be beaten like a 
 dog, and even a dog feels degraded in being beaten. He 
 told his mother about it the tall, dignified, sweet-faced 
 mother, patient in trouble and full of a goodness that did 
 not talk much about goodness. She always took it for 
 granted that her boy would not do anything mean, and 
 thus made a healthy atmosphere for a brave boy to grow 
 in. Jack told her of his whipping, with some heat, while 
 he sat at supper. She did not say much then, but after 
 Jack's evening chores were all finished, she sat down by 
 the candle where he was trying to get out some sums, 
 and questioned him carefully. 
 
 " Why didn't you tell who did it ?" she asked. 
 
 " Because it makes a boy mean to tell, and all the boys 
 would have thought me a sneak." 
 
 " It is a little hard to face a general opinion like that," 
 she said. 
 
 " But," said Jack, "if I. had told, the master would
 
 72 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 have whipped Columbus all the same, and the boys 
 would probably have pounded him too. I ought to have 
 told beforehand," said Jack, after a pause. " But I 
 thought it was only some coffee-nuts that they had put 
 in. The mean fellows, to let Columbus take a whipping 
 for them ! But the way Mr. Ball beats us is enough to 
 make a boy mean and cowardly." 
 
 After a long silence, the mother said: "I think we 
 shall have to give it up, Jack." 
 
 " What, mother? " 
 
 " The schooling for this winter. I don't want you 
 to go where boys are beaten in that way. In the morn- 
 ing, go and get your books and see what you can do at 
 home." 
 
 Then, after a long pause, in which neither liked to 
 speak, Mrs. Dudley said : 
 
 " I want you to be an educated man. You learn 
 quickly ; you have a taste for books, and you will be 
 happier if you get knowledge. If I could collect the 
 money that Gray owes your father's estate, or even a 
 part of it, I should be able to keep you in school one 
 winter after this. But there seems to be no hope for 
 that." 
 
 " But Gray is a rich man, isn't he ? " 
 
 " Yes, he has a good deal of property, but not in 
 his own name. He persuaded your father, who was a 
 kind-hearted and easy-natured man, to release a mort-
 
 JACK AND HIS MOTHER. 73 
 
 gage, promising to give him some other security the 
 next week. But, meantime, he put his property in such 
 a shape as to cheat all his creditors. " I don't think we 
 shall ever get anything." 
 
 " I am going to be an educated man, anyhow." 
 
 " But you will have to go to work at something next 
 fall," said the mother. 
 
 " That will make it harder, but I mean to study a 
 little every day. I wish I could get a chance to spend 
 next winter in school." 
 
 " We'll see what can be done." 
 
 And long after Jack went to bed that night the 
 mother sat still by the candle with her sewing, trying to 
 think what she could do to help her boy to get on with 
 his studies. 
 
 Jack woke up after eleven o'clock, and saw her light 
 still burning in the sitting-room. 
 
 " I say, mother," he called out, "don't you sit there 
 worrying about me. We shall come through this all 
 right." 
 
 Some of Jack's hopefulness got into the mother's 
 heart, and she took her light and went to bed. 
 
 Weary, and sore, and disappointed, Jack did not 
 easily get to sleep himself after his cheerful speech to 
 his mother. He lay awake long, making boy's plans 
 for his future. He would go and collect money by some 
 hook or crook from the rascally Gray ; he would make 
 4
 
 74 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 a great invention ; he would discover a gold mine; he 
 would find some rich cousin who would send him through 
 
 college ; he would , but just then he grew more 
 
 wakeful and realized that all his plans had no foundation 
 of probability.
 
 CHAPTER XI. 
 
 COLUMBUS AND HIS FRIENDS. 
 
 WHEN he waked up in the morning, Jack remembered 
 that he had not seen Columbus Risdale go past the door 
 after his cow the evening before, and he was afraid that 
 he might be ill. Why had he not thought to go down 
 and drive up the cow himself? It was yet early, and he 
 arose and went down to the little rusty, brown, un- 
 painted house in which the Risdales, who were poor 
 people, had their home. Just as he pushed open the 
 gate, Bob Holliday came out of the door, looking tired 
 and sleepy. 
 
 " Hello, Bob !" said Jack. " How's Columbus ? Is 
 he sick ? " 
 
 " Awful sick," said Bob. " Clean out of his head all 
 night." 
 
 " Have you been here all night ? " 
 
 "Yes, I heerd he was sick last night, and I come 
 over and sot up with him." 
 
 " You good, big-hearted Bob ! " said Jack. "You're 
 the best fellow in the world, I believe." 
 
 " What a quare feller you air to talk, Jack," said
 
 THE HOOS1ER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 Bob, choking up. " Air you goin' to school to- 
 day ? " 
 
 " No. Mother 'd rather have me not go any more." 
 
 "I'm not going any more. I hate old Ball. 
 Neither's Susan Lanham going. She's in there," and 
 Bob made a motion toward the house with his thumb, 
 and passed out of the gate, while Jack knocked at the 
 door. He was admitted by Susan. 
 
 " Oh, Jack ! I'm so glad to see you," she whispered. 
 " Columbus has asked for you a good many times during 
 the night. You've stood by him splendidly." 
 
 Jack blushed, but asked how Lummy was now. 
 
 " Out of his head most of the time. Bob Holliday 
 staid with him all night. What a good fellow Bob Hol- 
 liday is ! " 
 
 "I almost hugged him, just now," said Jack, and 
 Susan couldn't help smiling at this frank confession. 
 
 Jack passed into the next room as stealthily as possi- 
 ble, that he might not disturb his friend, and paused by 
 the door. Mrs. Risdale sat by the bedside of Columbus, 
 who was sleeping uneasily, his curious big head and long- 
 thin hair making a strange picture against the pillow. 
 His face looked more meagre and his eyes more sunken 
 than ever before, but there was a feverish flush on his 
 wan cheeks, and the slender hands moved uneasily on the 
 outside of the blue coverlet, the puny arms were bare to 
 the elbows.
 
 COLUMBUS AND HIS FRIENDS. 77 
 
 Mrs. Risdale beckoned Jack to come forward, and he 
 came and stood at the bed-foot. Then Columbus 
 opened his large eyes and fixed them on Jack for a 
 few seconds. 
 
 " Come, Jack, dear old fellow," he whispered. 
 
 Jack came and bent over him with tearful eyes, and 
 the poor little reed-like arms were twined about his neck. 
 
 " Jack," he sobbed, " the master's right over there in 
 the corner all the time, straightening out his long 
 switches. He says he's going to whip me again. But 
 you won't let him, will you, Jack, you good old fellow? " 
 
 " No, he sha'n't touch you." 
 
 " Let's run away, Jack," he said, presently. And 
 so the poor little fellow went on, his great disordered 
 brain producing feverish images of terror from which he 
 continually besought " dear good old Jack" to deliver 
 him. 
 
 When at last he dropped again into a troubled sleep, 
 Jack slipped away and drove up the Risdale cow, and 
 then went back to his breakfast. He was a boy whose 
 anger kindled slowly ; but the more he thought about it, 
 the more angry he became at the master who had given 
 Columbus such a fright as to throw him into a brain 
 fever, and at the " mean, sneaking, contemptible vil- 
 lains," as he hotly called them, who wouldn't come 
 forward and confess their trick, rather than to have the 
 poor little lad punished.
 
 78 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 " I suppose we ought to make some allowances," his 
 mother said, quietly. 
 
 " That's what you always say, mother. You're 
 always making allowances." 
 
 After breakfast and chores, Jack thought to go again 
 to see his little friend. On issuing from the gate, he 
 saw Will Riley and Ben Berry waiting for him at the 
 corner. Whether they meant to attack him or not he 
 could not tell, but he felt too angry to care. 
 
 " I say, Jack," said Riley, "how did you know who 
 put the powder in the stove ? Did Columbus tell you ? " 
 
 " Mind your own business," said Jack, in a tone not 
 so polite as it might be. " The less you say about gun- 
 powder, hereafter, the better for you both. Why didn't 
 you walk up and tell, and save that little fellow a 
 beating ? " 
 
 " Look here, Jack," said Berry, " don't you tell what 
 you know about it. There's going to be a row. They 
 say that Doctor Lanham's taken Susan, and all the other 
 children, out of school, because the master thrashed 
 Lummy, and they say Bob Holliday's quit, and that 
 you're going to quit, and Doctor Lanham's gone to 
 work this morning to get the master put out at the end 
 of the term. Mr. Ball didn't know that Columbus was 
 kin to the Lanhams, or he'd have let him alone, like he 
 does the Lanhams and the Weathervanes. There is 
 going to be a big row, and everybody'll want to know
 
 COLUMBUS AND HIS FRIENDS. 79 
 
 who put the powder in the stove. We want you to be 
 quiet about it." 
 
 " You do ? " said Jack, with a sneer. " You do ? " 
 
 "Yes, we do," said Riley, coaxingly. 
 
 " You do ? You come to me and ask me to keep it 
 secret, after letting me and that poor little baby take 
 your whipping ! You want me to hide what you did, 
 when that poor little Columbus lies over there sick abed 
 and like to die, all because you sneaking scoundrels let 
 him be whipped for what you did ! " 
 
 " Is he sick ? " said Riley, in terror. 
 
 " Going to die, I expect," said Jack, bitterly. 
 
 " Well," said Ben Berry, " you be careful what you 
 say about us, or we'll get Pewee to get even with you." 
 
 " Oh, that's your game ! You think you can scare 
 me, do you ? " 
 
 Jack grew more and more angry. Seeing a group 
 of school-boys on the other side of the street, he called 
 them over. 
 
 " Look here, boys," said Jack, " I took a whipping 
 yesterday to keep from telling on these fellows, and now 
 they have the face to ask me not to tell that they put 
 the powder in the stove, and they promise me a beating 
 from Pewee if I do. These are the two boys that let 
 a poor sickly baby take the whipping they ought to have 
 had. They have just as good as killed him, I suppose, 
 and now they come sneaking around here and trying to
 
 80 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 scare me in keeping still about it. I didn't back down 
 from the master, and I wont from Pevvee. Oh, no ! I 
 wont tell anybody. But if any of you boys should 
 happen to guess that Will Riley and Ben Berry were the 
 cowards who did that mean trick, I am not going to say 
 they weren't. It wouldn't be of any use to deny it. 
 There are only two boys in school mean enough to play 
 such a contemptible trick as that." 
 
 Riley and Berry stood sheepishly silent, but just here 
 Pewee came in sight, and seeing the squad of boys 
 gathered around Jack, strode over quickly and pushed 
 his sturdy form into the midst. 
 
 " Pewee," said Riley, " I think you ought to pound 
 Jack. He says you can't back him down." 
 
 " I didn't," said Jack. " I said you couldn't scare 
 me out of telling who tried to blow up the school-house 
 stove, and let other boys take the whipping, by promis- 
 ing me a drubbing from Pewee Rose. If Pewee wants 
 to put himself in as mean a crowd as yours, and be your 
 puppy-dog to fight for you, let him come on. He's a 
 fool if he does, that's all I have to say. The whole town 
 will want to ship you two fellows off before night, and 
 Pewee isn't going to fight your battles. What do you 
 think, Pewee, of fellows that put powder in a stove 
 where they might blow up a lot of little children ? What 
 do you think of two fellows that want me to keep quiet 
 after they let little Lum Risdale take a whipping for
 
 COLUMBUS AND HIS FRIENDS. 8l 
 
 them, and that talk about setting you on to me if I 
 tell ? " 
 
 Thus brought face to face with both parties, King 
 Pewee only looked foolish and said nothing. 
 
 Jack had worked himself into such a passion that he 
 could not go to Risdale's, but returned to his own home, 
 declaring that he was going to tell everybody in town. 
 But when he entered the house and looked into the 
 quiet, self-controlled face of his mother, he began to feel 
 cooler. 
 
 " Let us remember that some allowances are to be 
 made for such boys," was all that she said. 
 
 "That's what you always say, Mother," said Jack, 
 impatiently. " I believe you'd make allowances for the 
 Old Boy himself." 
 
 "That would depend on his bringing up," smiled 
 Mrs. Dudley. " Some people have bad streaks nat- 
 urally, and some have been cowed and brutalized by ill- 
 treatment, and some have been spoiled by indulgence." 
 
 Jack felt more calm after a while. He went back to 
 the bedside of Columbus, but he couldn't bring himself 
 to make allowances.
 
 CHAPTER XII. 
 
 GREENBANK WAKES UP. 
 
 IF the pigeons had not crossed the valley on Monday, 
 nobody would have played truant, and if nobody had 
 played truant on Monday, there would not have been 
 occasion to whip three boys on Tuesday morning, and if 
 Ben Berry and Riley had escaped a beating on Tuesday 
 morning, they would not have thought of putting gun- 
 powder into the stove on Wednesday at noon, and if 
 they had omitted that bad joke, Columbus would not 
 have got into trouble and run away from school, and if he 
 had escaped the fright and the flight, he might not have 
 had the fever, and the town would not have been waked 
 up, and other things would not have happened. 
 
 So then, you see, this world of ours is just like the 
 House that Jack Built : one thing is tied to another and 
 another to that, and that to this, and this to something, 
 and something to something else, and so on to the very 
 end of all things. 
 
 So it was that the village was thrown into a great 
 excitement as the result of a flock of innocent pigeons
 
 GREENBANK WAKES UP. 83 
 
 going over the heads of some lazy boys. In the first 
 place, Susan Lanham talked about things. She talked to 
 her aunts, and she talked to her uncles, and, above all, 
 she talked to her father. Now Susan was the brightest 
 girl in the town, and she had a tongue, as all the world 
 knew, and when she set out to tell people what a brute 
 the old master was, how he had beaten two innocent 
 boys, how bravely Jack had carried himself, how fright- 
 ened little Columbus was, and how sick it had made him, 
 and how mean the boys were to put the powder there, 
 and then to let the others take the whipping, I say, when 
 Susan set out to tell all these things, in her eloquent way, 
 to everybody she knew, you might expect a waking up in 
 the sleepy old town. Some of the people took Susan's 
 side and removed their children from the school, lest they, 
 too, should get a whipping and run home and have brain 
 fever. But many stood up for the old master, mostly 
 because they were people of the sort that never can bear 
 to see anything changed. " The boys ought to have told 
 who put the powder in the stove," they said. " It served 
 them right." 
 
 " How could the master know that Jack and Colum- 
 bus did not do it themselves ? " said others. " May be 
 they did ! " 
 
 " Don't tell me ! " cried old Mrs. Home. " Don't 
 tell me ! Boys can't be managed without whipping, and 
 plenty of it. ' Bring up a child and away he goes,' as the
 
 84 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 Bible says. When you hire a master, you want a 
 master, says I." 
 
 " What a tongue that Sue Lanham has got ! " said 
 Mr. Higbie, Mr. Ball's brother-in-law. 
 
 TKe excitement spread over the whole village. 
 Doctor Lanham talked about it, and the ministers, and 
 the lawyers, and the loafers in the stores, and the people 
 who came to the post-office for their letters. Of course, 
 it broke out furiously in the " Maternal Association," a 
 meeting of mothers held at the house of one of the 
 ministers. 
 
 " Mr. Ball can do every sum in the arithmetic," urged 
 Mrs. Weathervane. 
 
 " He's a master hand at figures, they do say," said 
 Mother Brownson. 
 
 " Yes," said Mrs. Dudley, " I don't doubt it. Jack's 
 back is covered with figures of Mr. Ball's making. For 
 my part, I should rather have a master that did his figur- 
 ing on a slate." 
 
 Susan Lanham got hold of this retort, and took pains 
 that it should be known all over the village. 
 
 When Greenbank once gets waked up on any ques- 
 tion, it never goes to sleep until that particular question 
 is settled. But it doesn't wake up more than once or 
 twice in twenty years. Most of the time it is only talking 
 in its sleep. Now that Greenbank had its eyes open for 
 a little time, it was surprised to see that while the cities
 
 GREENBANK WAKES UP. 85 
 
 along the river had all adopted graded schools, de- 
 graded schools, as they were called by the people op- 
 posed to them, and while even the little villages in the 
 hill country had younger and more enlightened teachers, 
 the county-town of Greenbank had made no advance. 
 It employed yet, under the rule of President Fillmore, the 
 same hard old stick of a master that had beaten the boys 
 in the log school-house in the days of John Quincy 
 Adams and Andrew Jackson. But, now it was awake, 
 Greenbank kept its eyes open on the school question. 
 The boys wrote on the fences, in chalk : 
 
 DOWN WITH OLD BAWL! 
 
 and thought the bad spelling of the name a good joke, 
 while men and women began to talk about getting a new 
 master. 
 
 Will Riley and Ben Berry had the hardest time. For 
 the most part they stayed at home during the excite- 
 ment, only slinking out in the evening. The boys nick- 
 named them " Gunpowder cowards," and wrote the 
 words on the fences. Even the loafers about the street 
 asked them whether Old Ball had given them that whip- 
 ping yet, and how they liked " powder and Ball."
 
 CHAPTER XIII. 
 
 PROFESSOR SUSAN. 
 
 MR. BALL did not let go easily. He had been en- 
 gaged for the term, and he declared that he would go on 
 to the end of the term, if there should be nothing but 
 empty benches. In truth, he and his partisans hoped 
 that the storm would blow over and the old man be al- 
 lowed to go on teaching and thrashing as heretofore. 
 He had a great advantage in that he had been trained in 
 all the common branches better than most masters, and 
 was regarded as a miracle of skill in arithmetical calcula- 
 tions. He even knew how to survey land. 
 
 Jack was much disappointed to miss his winter's 
 schooling, and there was no probability that he would 
 be able to attend school again. He went on as best he 
 could at home, but he stuck fast on some difficult prob- 
 lems in the middle of the arithmetic. Columbus had by 
 this time begun to recover his slender health, and he was 
 even able to walk over to Jack's house occasionally. 
 Finding Jack in despair over some of his " sums," he 
 said : 
 
 " Why don't you ask Susan Lanham to show you ?
 
 PROFESSOR SUSAN. 8/ 
 
 I believe she would ; and she has been clean through the 
 arithmetic, and she is 'most as good as the master himself." 
 
 " I don't like to," said Jack. " She wouldn't want to 
 take the trouble." 
 
 But the next morning Christopher Columbus man- 
 aged to creep over to the Lanhams : 
 
 " Cousin Sukey," he said, coaxingly, " I wish you'd 
 do something for me. I want to ask a favor of you." 
 
 "What is it, Columbus?" said Sue. "Anything 
 you ask shall be given, to the half of my kingdom ! " and 
 she struck an attitude, as Isabella of Castile, addressing 
 the great Columbus, with the dust-brush for a sceptre, 
 and the towel, which she had pinned about her head, for 
 a crown. 
 
 " You are so funny," he said, with a faint smile. 
 " But I wish you'd be sober a minute." 
 
 " Haven't had but one cup of coffee this morning. 
 But what do you want? " 
 
 " Jack " 
 
 " Oh, yes. it's always Jack with you. ' But that's 
 right Jack deserves it." 
 
 " Jack can't do his sums, and he won't ask you to 
 help him." 
 
 " And so he got you to ask ? " 
 
 " No, he didn't. He wouldn't let me, if he knew. 
 He thinks a young lady like you wouldn't want to take 
 the trouble to help him."
 
 88 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 " Do you tell that stupid Jack, that if he doesn't want 
 to offend me so that I'll never, never forgive him, he is to 
 bring his slate and pencil over here after supper this 
 evening. And yeu'll come, too, with your geography. 
 Yours truly, Susan Lanham, Professor of Mathematics 
 and Natural Science in the Greenbank Independent and 
 Miscellaneous Academy. Do you hear ? " 
 
 "All right." And Columbus, smiling faintly, went 
 off to tell Jack the good news. That evening Susan had, 
 besides her own brother and two sisters, two pupils who 
 learned more arithmetic than they would have gotten in 
 the same time from Mr. Ball, though she did keep them 
 laughing at her drollery. The next evening, little Jo- 
 anna Merwin joined the party, and Professor Susan felt 
 quite proud of her " academy," as she called it. 
 
 Bob Holliday caught the infection, and went to study- 
 ing at home. As he was not so far advanced as Jack, he 
 contented himself with asking Jack's help when he was in 
 trouble. At length, he had a difficulty that Jack could 
 not solve. 
 
 " Why don't you take that to the professor ? " asked 
 Jack. " I'll ask her to show you." 
 
 " I dursn't," said Bob, with a frightened look. 
 
 " Nonsense! " said Jack. 
 
 That evening, when the lessons were ended, Jack 
 said : 
 
 " Professor Susan, there was a story in the old First
 
 PROFESSOR SUSAN. 
 
 Reader we had in the first school that I went to, about a 
 dog who had a lame foot. A doctor cured his foot, and 
 some time after, the patient brought another lame dog to 
 the doctor, and showed by signs that he wanted this 
 other dog cured, too." 
 
 " That's rather a good dog-story," said Susan. 
 " But what made you think of it ? " 
 
 " Because I'm that first dog." 
 
 " You are ? " 
 
 " Yes. You've helped me, but there's Bob Holliday. 
 I've been helping him, but he's got to a place where I 
 don't quite understand the thing myself. Now Bob 
 wouldn't dare ask you to help him " 
 
 " Bring him along. How the Greenbank Academy 
 grows ! " laughed Susan, turning to her father. 
 
 Bob was afraid of Susan at first his large fingers 
 trembled so much that he had trouble to use his slate- 
 pencil. But by the third evening his shyness had worn 
 off, so that he got on well. 
 
 One evening, after a week of attendance, he was 
 missing. The next morning he came to Jack's house 
 with his face scratched and his eye bruised. 
 
 " What's the matter ? " asked Jack. 
 
 "Well, you see, yesterday I was at the school-house 
 at noon, and Pewee, egged on by Riley, said something 
 he oughtn't to, about Susan, and I couldn't stand there 
 and hear that girl made fun of, and so I up and downed
 
 THE IIOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 him, and made him take it back. I can't go till my face 
 looks better, you know, for I wouldn't want her to know 
 anything about it." 
 
 But the professor heard all about it from Joanna, who 
 had it from one of the school-boys. Susan sent Colum- 
 bus to tell Bob that she knew all about it, and that he 
 must come back to school. 
 
 " So you've been fighting, have you ? " she said, 
 severely, when Bob appeared. The poor fellow was 
 glad she took that tone if she had thanked him he 
 wouldn't have been able to reply. 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 " Well, don't you do it any more. It's very wrong 
 to fight. It makes boys brutal. A girl with ability 
 enough to teach the Greenbank Academy can take care 
 of herself, and she doesn't want her scholars to fight. 
 
 "All right," said Bob. "But," he muttered, "I'll 
 thrash him all the same, and more than ever, if he ever 
 says anything like that again."
 
 CHAPTER XIV. 
 
 CROWING AFTER VICTORY. 
 
 GREENBANK was awake, and the old master had to 
 go. Mr. Weathervane stood up for him as long as he 
 thought that the excitement was temporary. But when 
 he found that Greenbank really was awake, and not just 
 talking in its sleep, as it did for the most part, he changed 
 sides, not all at once, but by degrees. At first he soft- 
 ened down a little, " hemmed and hawed," as folks say. 
 He said he did not know but that Mr. Ball had been 
 hasty, but he meant well. The next day he took another 
 step, and said that the old master meant well, but he was 
 often too hasty in his temper. The next week he let him- 
 self down another peg in saying that "maybe" the 
 old man meant well, but he was altogether too hot in his 
 temper for a school-master. A little while later, he 
 found out that Mr. Ball's way of teaching was quite out 
 of date. Before a month had elapsed, he was sure that 
 the old curmudgeon ought to be put out, and thus at last 
 Mr. Weathervane found himself where he liked to be, in 
 the popular party. 
 
 And so the old master came to. his last day in the
 
 92 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 brick school- house. Whatever feelings he may have had 
 in leaving behind him the scenes of his twenty-five years 
 of labor, he said nothing. He only compressed his lips 
 a little more tightly, scowled as severely as ever, re- 
 moved his books and pens from his desk, gave a last 
 look at his long beech switches on the wall, turned the 
 key in the door of the school-house, carried it to Mr. 
 Weathervane, received his pay, and walked slowly home 
 to the house of his brother-in-law, Mr. Higbie. 
 
 The boys had resolved to have a demonstration. All 
 their pent-up wrath against the master now found vent, 
 since there was no longer any danger that the old man 
 would have a chance to retaliate. They would serenade 
 him. Bob Holliday was full of it. Harry Weathervane 
 was very active. He was going to pound on his 
 mother's bread-pan. Every sort of instrument for mak- 
 ing a noise was brought into requisition. Dinner-bells, 
 tin-pails, conch-shell dinner-horns, tin-horns, and even 
 the village bass-drum, were to be used. 
 
 Would Jack go ? Bob came over to inquire. All the 
 boys were going to celebrate the downfall of a harsh 
 master. He deserved it for beating Columbus. So Jack 
 resolved to go. 
 
 But after the boys had departed, Jack began to doubt 
 whether he ought to go or not. It did not seem quite 
 right ; yet his feelings had become so enlisted in the con- 
 flict for the old man's removal, that he had grown to be
 
 CROWING AFTER VICTORY. 93 
 
 a bitter partisan, and the recollection of all he had suf- 
 fered, and of all Columbus had endured during his sick- 
 ness, reconciled Jack to the appearance of crowing over 
 a fallen foe, which this burlesque serenade would have. 
 Nevertheless, his conscience was not clear on the point, 
 and he concluded to submit the matter to his mother, 
 when she should come home to supper. 
 
 Unfortunately for Jack, his mother stayed away to 
 tea, sending Jack word that he would have to get his own 
 supper, and that she would come home early in the even- 
 ing. Jack ate his bowl of bread and milk in solitude, 
 trying to make himself believe that his mother would 
 approve of his taking part in the " shiveree " of the old 
 master. But when he had finished his supper, he con- 
 cluded that if his mother did- not come home in time for 
 him to consult her, he would remain at home. He drew 
 up by the light and tried to study, but he longed to be 
 out with the boys. After a while, Bob Holliday and 
 Harry Weathervane came .to the door and importuned 
 Jack to come with them. It was lonesome at home : it 
 would be good fun to celebrate the downfall of the old 
 master's cruel rule, so, taking down an old dinner-bell, 
 Jack went off to join the rest. He was a little disgusted 
 when he found Riley, Pewee, and Ben Berry in the com- 
 pany, but once in the crowd, there was little chance to 
 back out with credit. The boys crept through the back 
 alleys until they came in front of Mr. Higbie's house, at
 
 94 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 half-past eight o'clock. There was but one light visible, 
 and that was in Mr. Ball's room. Jack dropped behind, 
 a little faint of heart about the expedition. He felt sure 
 in himself that his mother would shake her head if she 
 knew of it. At length, at a signal from Bob, the tin-pans, 
 big and little, the skillet-lids grinding together, the horns, 
 both conch-shell and tin, and the big bass-drum, set up 
 a hideous clattering, banging, booming, roaring, and 
 racketing. Jack rang his dinner-bell rather faintly, and 
 stood back behind all the rest. 
 
 " Jack's afraid," said Pewee. " Why don't you come 
 up to the front, like a man ? " 
 
 Jack could not stand a taunt like this, but came for- 
 ward into the cluster of half-frightened peace-breakers. 
 Just then, the door of Mr. Higbie's house was opened, 
 and some one came out. 
 
 " It's Mr. Higbie," said Ben Berry. " He's going to 
 shoot." 
 
 " It's Bugbee, the watchman, going to arrest us," said 
 Pewee. 
 
 "It's Mr. Ball himself," said Riley, "and he'll whip 
 us all." And he fled, followed pell-mell by the whole 
 crowd, excepting Jack, who had a constitutional aversion 
 to running away. He only slunk up close to the fence 
 and so stood still. 
 
 " Hello ! Who are you ? " The voice was not that 
 of Mr. Higbie, nor that of the old master, nor of the
 
 CROWING AFTER VICTORY. 95 
 
 watchman, Bugbee. With some difficulty, Jack recog- 
 nized the figure of Doctor Lanham. " Oh, it's Jack Dud- 
 ley, is it ? " said the doctor, after examining him in the 
 feeble moonlight. 
 
 " Yes," said Jack, sheepishly. 
 
 " You're the one that got that whipping from the old 
 master. I don't wonder you came out to-night." 
 
 " I do," said Jack, " and I would rather now that I 
 had taken another such whipping than to find myself 
 here." 
 
 " Well, well," said the doctor, " boys will be boys." 
 
 " And fools will be fools, I suppose," said Jack. 
 
 " Mr. Ball is very ill," continued the doctor. " Find 
 the others and tell them they mustn't come here again to- 
 night, or they'll kill him. I wouldn't have had this hap- 
 pen for anything. The old man's just broken down by 
 the strain he has been under. He has deserved it all, but 
 I think you might let him have a little peace now." 
 
 " So do I," said Jack, more ashamed of himself than 
 ever. 
 
 The doctor went back into the house, and Jack 
 Dudley and his dinner-bell started off down the street in 
 search of Harry Weathervane and his tin pan, and Bob 
 Holliday and his skillet-lids, and Ben Berry and the bass- 
 drum. 
 
 " Hello, Jack ! " called out Bob from an alley. " You 
 stood your ground the best of all, didn't you? "
 
 96 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 " I wish I'd stood my ground in the first place against 
 you and Harry, and stayed at home." 
 
 " Why, what's the matter ? Who was it ? " 
 
 By this time the other boys were creeping out of their 
 hiding-places and gathering about Jack. 
 
 " Well, it was the doctor," said Jack. " Mr. Ball's 
 very sick and we've 'most killed him ; that's all. We're 
 a pack of cowards to go tooting at a poor old man when 
 he's already down, and we ought to be kicked, every one 
 of us. That's the way I feel about it," and Jack set out 
 for home, not waiting for any leave-taking with the rest, 
 who, for their part, slunk away in various directions, anx- 
 ious to get their instruments of noise and torment hidden 
 away out of sight. 
 
 Jack stuck the dinner-bell under the hay in the stable- 
 loft, whence he could smuggle it into the house before his 
 mother should get down-stairs in the morning. Then he 
 went into the house. 
 
 "Where have you been ?" asked Mrs. Dudley. "I 
 came home early so that you needn't be lonesome." 
 
 " Bob Holliday and Harry Weathervane came for me, 
 and I found it so lonesome here that I went out with 
 them." 
 
 " Have you got your lessons ? " 
 
 " No, ma'am," said Jack, sheepishly. 
 
 He was evidently not at ease, but his mother said no 
 more. He went off to bed early, and lay awake a good
 
 CROWING AFTER VICTORY. 97 
 
 part of the night. The next morning he brought the old 
 dinner-bell and set it down in the very middle of the 
 breakfast-table. Then he told his mother all about it. 
 And she agreed with him that he had done a very mean 
 
 thing. 
 
 5
 
 CHAPTER XV. 
 
 AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT. 
 
 THREE times a week the scholars of the " Greenbank 
 Academy " met at the house of Dr. Lanham to receive 
 instruction from Professor Susan, for the school trustees 
 could not agree on a new teacher. Some of the people 
 wanted one thing, and some another ; a lady teacher was 
 advocated and opposed ; a young man, an old man, a 
 new-fashioned man, an old-fashioned man, and no 
 teacher at all for the "rest of the present year, so as to 
 save money, were projects "that found advocates. The 
 division of opinion was so great that the plan of no 
 school at all was carried because no other could be. So 
 Susan's class went on for a month, and grew to be quite 
 a little society, and then it came to an end. 
 
 One evening, when the lessons were finished, Profes- 
 sor Susan said : " I am sorry to tell you that this is the 
 last lesson I can give." 
 
 And then they all said " Aw-w-w-w-w ! " in a melan- 
 choly way. 
 
 " I am going away to school myself." Susan went on.
 
 AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT. 99 
 
 " My father thinks I ought to go to Mr. Niles's school at 
 Port William." 
 
 " I shouldn't think you'd need to go any more," said 
 Joanna Merwin. " I thought you knew everything." 
 
 " Oh, bless me i " cried Susan. 
 
 In former days the people of the interior the Missis- 
 sippi Valley which used then to be called " the West," 
 were very desirous of education for their children. But 
 good teachers were scarce. Ignorant and pretentious 
 men, incompetent wanderers from New England, who 
 had grown tired of clock-peddling, or tin-peddling, and 
 whose whole stock was assurance, besides impostors of 
 other sorts, would get places as teachers because teachers 
 were scarce and there were no tests of fitness. Now and 
 then a retired Presbyterian minister from Scotland or 
 Pennsylvania, or a college graduate from New England, 
 would open a school in some country town. Then peo- 
 ple who could afford it would send their children from 
 long distances to board near the school, and learn Eng- 
 lish grammar, arithmetic, and, in some cases, a little 
 Latin, or, perhaps, to fit themselves for entrance to some 
 of the sturdy little country colleges already growing up 
 in that region. At Port William, in Kentucky, there 
 was at this time an old minister, Mr. Niles, who really 
 knew what he professed to teach, and it was to his school 
 that Dr. Lanham was now about to send Susan ; Harvey 
 Collins and Henry Weathervane had already entered
 
 100 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 the school. But for poor boys like Jack, and Bob Holli- 
 day, and Columbus, who had no money with which to 
 pay board, there seemed no chance. 
 
 The evening on which Susan's class broke up, there 
 was a long and anxious discussion between Jack Dudley 
 and his mother. 
 
 " You see, Mother, if I could get even two months in 
 Mr. Niles's school, I could learn some Latin, and if I once 
 get my fingers into Latin, it is like picking bricks out of 
 a pavement ; if I once get a start, I can dig it out myself. 
 I am going to try to find some way to attend that school." 
 
 But the mother only shook her head. 
 
 " Couldn't we move to Port William ? " said Jack. 
 
 " How could we ? Here we have a house of our own, 
 which couldn't easily be rented. There we should have 
 to pay rent, and where is the money to come from ? " 
 
 " Can't we collect something from Gray ? " 
 
 Again Mrs. Dudley shook her head. 
 
 But Jack resolved to try the hard-hearted debtor, him- 
 self. It was now four years since Jack's father had been 
 persuaded to release a mortgage in order to relieve Fran- 
 cis Gray from financial distress. Gray had promised to 
 give other security, but his promise had proved worthless. 
 Since that time he had made lucky speculations and was 
 now a man rather well off, but he kept all his property in 
 his wife's name, as scoundrels and fraudulent debtors usu- 
 ally do. All that Jack and his mother had to show for
 
 AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT. IOI 
 
 the one thousand dollars with four years' interest due 
 them, was a judgment against Francis Gray, with the 
 sheriff's return of " no effects " on the back of the writ of 
 execution against the property " of the aforesaid Francis 
 Gray." For how could you get money out of a man who 
 was nothing in law but an agent for his wife ? 
 
 But Jack believed in his powers of persuasion, and in 
 the softness of the human heart. He had never had to do 
 with a man in whom the greed for money had turned the 
 heart to granite. 
 
 Two or three days later, Jack heard that Francis Gray, 
 who lived in Louisville, had come to Greenbank. With- 
 out consulting his mother, lest she should discourage him, 
 Jack went in pursuit of the slippery debtor. He had left 
 town, however, to see his fine farm, three miles away, a 
 farm which belonged in law to Mrs. Gray, but which be- 
 longed of right to Francis Gray's creditors. 
 
 Jack found Mr. Gray well-dressed and of plausible 
 manners. It was hard to speak to so fine a gentleman on 
 the subject of money. For a minute, Jack felt like back- 
 ing out. But then he contrasted his mother's pinched 
 circumstances with Francis Gray's abundance, and a little 
 wholesome anger came to his assistance. He remem- 
 bered, too, that his cherished projects for getting an 
 education were involved, and he mustered courage to 
 speak. 
 
 ;< Mr. Gray, my name is John Dudley."
 
 102 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 Jack thought that there was a sign of annoyance on 
 Gray's face at this announcement. 
 
 " You borrowed a thousand dollars of my father once, 
 I believe." 
 
 " Yes, that is true. Your father was a good friend of 
 mine." 
 
 " He released a mortgage so that you could sell a 
 piece of property when you were in trouble." 
 
 " Yes, your father was a good friend to me. I ac- 
 knowledge that I wish I had money enough to pay that 
 debt. It shall be the very first debt paid when I get on 
 my feet again, and I expect to get on my feet, as sure as 
 I live." 
 
 " But, you see, Mr. Gray, while my mother is pinched 
 for money, you have plenty." 
 
 " It's all Mrs. Gray's money. She has plenty. I 
 haven't anything." 
 
 " But I want to go to school to Port William. My 
 mother is too poor to help me. If you could let me have 
 twenty-five dollars " 
 
 " But, you see, I can't. I haven't got twenty-five 
 dollars to my name, that I can control. But by next New 
 Year's I mean to pay your mother the whole thousand 
 that I owe her." 
 
 This speech impressed Jack a little, but remembering 
 how often Gray had broken such promises, he said : 
 
 "Don't you think it a little hard that you and Mrs.
 
 AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT. IO3 
 
 Gray are well off, while my mother is so poor, all because 
 you won't keep your word given to my father ? " 
 
 " But, you see, I haven't any money, excepting what 
 Mrs. Gray lets me have," said Mr. Gray. 
 
 " She seems to let you have what you want. Don't 
 you think, if you coaxed her, she would lend you twenty- 
 five dollars till New Year's, to help me go to school one 
 more term ? " 
 
 Francis Gray was a little stunned by this way of ask- 
 ing it. For a moment, looking at the entreating face of 
 the boy, he began to feel a disposition to relent a little. 
 This was new and strange for him. To pay twenty-five 
 dollars that he was not obliged by any self-interest to pay, 
 would have been an act contrary to all his habits and to 
 all the business maxims in which he had schooled himself. 
 Nevertheless, he fingered his papers a minute in an unde- 
 cided way, and then he said that he couldn't do it. If he 
 began to pay creditors in that way " it would derange his 
 business." 
 
 "But," urged Jack, "think how much my father 
 deranged his business to oblige you, and now you rob me 
 of my own money, and of my chance to get an education." 
 
 Mr. Gray was a little ruffled, but he got up and went 
 out of the room. When Jack looked out of the window 
 a minute later, Gray was riding away down the road 
 without so much as bidding the troublesome Jack good- 
 morning.
 
 104 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 There was nothing for Jack to do but to return to 
 town and make the best of it. But all the way back, the 
 tired and discouraged boy felt that his last chance of be- 
 coming an educated man had vanished. He told his 
 mother about his attempt on Mr. Gray's feelings and of 
 his failure. They discussed the matter the whole even- 
 ing, and could see no chance for Jack to get the educa- 
 tion he wanted. 
 
 " I mean to die a-trying," said Jack, doggedly, as he 
 went off to bed.
 
 CHAPTER XVI. 
 
 AN EXPLORING EXPEDITION. 
 
 THE next day but one, there came a letter to Mrs. 
 Dudley that increased her perplexity. 
 
 " Your Aunt Hannah is sick," she said to Jack, "and 
 I must go to take care of her. I don't know what to do 
 with you." 
 
 " I'll go to Port William to school," said Jack. 
 " See if I don't." 
 
 "How?" asked his mother. "We don't know a 
 soul on that side of the river. You couldn't make any 
 arrangement." 
 
 " Maybe I can," said Jack. "Bob Holliday used to 
 live on the Indiana side, opposite Port William. I mean 
 to talk with him." 
 
 Bob was setting onions in one of the onion-patches 
 which abounded about Greenbank, and which were, from 
 March to- July, the principal sources of pocket-money to 
 the boys. Jack thought best to wait until the day's work 
 was finished. Then he sat, where Greenbank boys were 
 fond of sitting, on the sloping top-board of a broad fence, 
 5*
 
 106 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 and told his friend Bob of his eager desire to go to Port 
 William. 
 
 " I'd like to go too," said Bob. " This is the last 
 year's schooling I'm to have." 
 
 " Don't you know any house, or any place, where we 
 could keep ' bach ' together ? " 
 
 " W'y, yes," said Bob ; " if you didn't mind rowing 
 across the river every day, I've got a skiff, and there's 
 the old hewed- log house on the Indianny side where we 
 used to live. A body might stay as long as he pleased 
 in that house, I guess. Judge Kane owns it, and he's 
 one of the best-hearted men in the country." 
 
 " It's eight miles down there," said Jack. 
 
 "Only seven if you go by water," said Bob. "Let's 
 put out to-morry morning early. Let's go in the skiff; 
 we can row and cordelle it up the river again, though it 
 is a job." 
 
 Bright and early, the boys started down the river, 
 rowing easily with the strong, steady current of the 
 Ohio, holding their way to Judge Kane's, whose house 
 was over against Port William. This Judge Kane was 
 an intelligent and wealthy farmer, liked by everybody. 
 He was not a lawyer, but had once held the office of 
 "associate judge," and hence the title, which suited his 
 grave demeanor. He looked at the two boys out of his 
 small, gray, kindly eyes, hardly ever speaking a word. 
 He did not immediately answer when they asked per-
 
 AN EXPLORING EXPEDITION. IO/ 
 
 mission to occupy the old, unused log-house, but got 
 them to talk about their plans, and watched them 
 closely. Then he took them out to see his bees. He 
 showed them his ingenious hives and a bee-house which 
 he had built to keep out the moths by drawing chalk- 
 lines about it, for over these lines the wingless grub of 
 the moth could not crawl. Then he showed them a glass 
 hive, in which all the processes of the bees' housekeep- 
 ing could be observed. After that, he took the boys to 
 the old log-house, and pointed out some holes in the 
 roof that would have to be fixed. And even then he did 
 not give them any answer to their request, but told them 
 to stay to dinner and he would see about it, all of which 
 was rather hard on boyish impatience. They had a good 
 dinner of fried chicken and biscuits and honey, served in 
 the neatest manner by the motherly Mrs. Kane. Then 
 the Judge suggested that they ought to see Mr. Niles 
 about taking them into the school. So his skiff was 
 launched, and he rowed with them across the river, 
 which is here about a mile wide, to Port William. Here 
 he introduced them to Mr. Niles, an elderly man, a little 
 bent and a little positive in his tone, as is the habit of 
 teachers, but with true kindness in his manner. The 
 boys had much pleasure at recess time in greeting their 
 old school-mates, Harvey Collins, Henry Weatheryane, 
 and, above all, Susan Lanham, whom they called Profes- 
 sor. These three took a sincere interest in the plans of
 
 108 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 Bob and Jack, and Susan spoke a good word for them to 
 Mr. Niles, who, on his part,' offered to give Jack Latin 
 without charging him anything more than the rates for 
 scholars in the English branches. Then they rowed 
 back to Judge Kane's landing, where he told them they 
 could have the house without rent, and that they could 
 get slabs and other waste at his little saw-mill to fix up 
 the cracks. Then he made kindly suggestions as to the 
 furniture they should bring mentioning a lantern, an ax, 
 and various other articles necessary for a camp life. 
 They bade him good-bye at last, and started home, now 
 rowing against the current and now cordelling along the 
 river shore, when they grew tired of rowing. In cordel- 
 ling, one sits in the skiff and steers, while the other walks 
 on the shore, drawing the boat by a rope over the shoul- 
 ders. The work of rowing and cordelling was hard, but 
 they carried light and hopeful hearts. Jack was sure 
 now that he should overcome all obstacles and get a 
 good education. As for Bob, he had no hope higher 
 than that of worrying through vulgar fractions before set- 
 tling down to hard work.
 
 CHAPTER XVII. 
 
 HOUSEKEEPING EXPERIENCES. 
 
 MRS. DUDLEY having gone to Cincinnati the next day 
 to attend her sister, who was ill, Jack was left to make 
 his arrangements for housekeeping with Bob. Each of 
 the boys took two cups, two saucers, two plates, and two 
 knives and forks. Things were likely to get lost or 
 broken, and therefore they provided duplicates. Besides, 
 they might have company to dinner some day, and, more- 
 over, they would need the extra dishes to " hold things," 
 as Jack expressed it. They took no tumblers, but each 
 was provided with a tin cup. Bob remembered the lan- 
 tern, and Jack put in an ax. They did not take much 
 food ; they could buy that of farmers or in Port William. 
 They got a " gang," or, as they called it, a " trotline," to 
 lay down in the river for catfish, perch, and shovel-nose 
 sturgeon, for there was no game-law then. Bob provided 
 an iron pot to cook the fish in, and Jack a frying-pan and 
 tea-kettle. Their bedding consisted of an empty tick, to 
 be filled with straw in Judge Kane's barn, some equally 
 empty pillow-ticks, and a pair of brown sheets and two
 
 110 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 blankets. But, with one thing and another, the skiff was 
 well loaded. 
 
 A good many boys stood on the bank as they em- 
 barked, and among them was Columbus, who had a feel- 
 ing that his best friends were about to desert him, and 
 who would gladly have been one of the party if he could 
 have afforded the expense. 
 
 In the little crowd which watched the embarkation 
 was Hank Rathbone, an old hunter and pioneer, who 
 made several good suggestions about their method of 
 loading the boat. 
 
 " But where's your stove ? " he asked. 
 
 " Stove ? " said Bob. " We can't take a stove in this 
 thing. There's a big old fire-place in the house that'll do 
 to cook by." 
 
 "But hot weather's comin* soon," said old Hank, 
 " and then you'll want to cook out in the air, I reckon. 
 Besides, it takes a power of wood for a fire-place. If one 
 of you will come along with me to the tin-shop, I'll have 
 a stove made for you, of the best paytent-right sort, that'll 
 go into a skiff, and that won't weigh more'n three or four 
 pounds and won't cost but about two bits." 
 
 Jack readily agreed to buy as good a thing as a stove 
 for twenty-five cents, and so he went with Hank Rath- 
 bone to the tin-shop, stopping to get some iron on the 
 way. Two half-inch round rods of iron five feet long 
 were cut and sharpened at each end. Then the ends were
 
 HOUSEKEEPING EXPERIENCES. in 
 
 OLD HANK'S PL.* 
 STOVE. 
 
 turned down so as to make on each rod two pointed legs 
 of eighteen inches in length, and thus leave two feet of 
 the rod for a horizontal piece. 
 
 "Now," said the old hunter, "you drive about six 
 inches of each leg into the ground, and 
 stand them about a foot apart. Now 
 for a top." 
 
 For this he had a piece of sheet-iron 
 cut out two feet long and fourteen inches 
 wide, with a round kettle-hole near one 
 end. The edges of the long sides of 
 the sheet-iron were bent down to fit over 
 the rods. 
 
 "Lay that over your rods," said 
 Hank, " and you've got a stove two foot long, one foot 
 high, and more than one foot wide, and you can build 
 your fire of chips, instid of logs. You can put your tea- 
 kittle, pot, pipkin, griddle, skillet, or gridiron on to the 
 hole" the old man eyed it admiringly. " It's good for 
 bilin', fryin', or brilin', and all fer two" bits. They ain't 
 ..many young couples gits set up as cheap as that ! " 
 
 An hour and a half of rowing down-stream brought 
 the boys to the old cabin. The life there involved more 
 hard work than they had expected. Notwithstanding 
 Jack's experience in helping his mother, the baking of 
 corn-bread, and the frying of bacon or fish, were difficult 
 tasks, and both the boys had red faces when supper was
 
 112 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 on the table. But, as time wore on, they became skilful, 
 and though the work was hard, it was done patiently and 
 pretty well. Between cooking, and cleaning, and fixing, 
 and getting wood, and rowing to school and back, there 
 was not a great deal of time left for study out of school, 
 but Jack made a beginning in Latin, and Bob perspired 
 quite as freely over the addition of fractions as over the 
 frying-pan. 
 
 They rarely had recreation, excepting that of taking 
 the fish off their trot-line in the morning, when there 
 were any on it. Once or twice they allowed themselves 
 to visit an Indian mound or burial-place on the summit of 
 a neighboring hill, where idle boys and other loungers 
 had dug up many bones and thrown them down the de- 
 clivity. Jack, who had thoughts of being a doctor, made 
 an effort to gather a complete Indian skeleton, but the 
 dry bones had become too much mixed up. He could 
 not get any three bones to fit together, and his man, as 
 he tried to put him together, was the most miscellaneous 
 creature imaginable, neither man, woman, nor child. 
 Bob was a little afraid to have these human ruins stored 
 under the house, lest he might some night see a ghost 
 with war-paint and tomahawk ; but Jack, as became a 
 boy of scientific tastes, pooh-poohed all superstitions or 
 sentimental considerations in the matter. He told Bob 
 that, if he should ever see the ghost which that frame- 
 work belonged to, it would be the ghost of the whole
 
 " THE LANDING OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
 
 HOUSEKEEPING EXPERIENCES. 115 
 
 Shawnee tribe, for there were nearly as many individuals 
 represented as there were bones in the skeleton. 
 
 The one thing that troubled Jack was that he couldn't 
 get rid of the image of Columbus as they had seen him 
 when they left Greenbank, standing sorrowfully on the 
 river bank. The boys often debated between themselves 
 how they could manage to have him one of their party, 
 but they were both too poor to pay the small tuition fees, 
 though his board would not cost much. They could not 
 see any way of getting over the difficulty, but they 
 talked with Susan about it, and Susan took hold of the 
 matter in her fashion by writing to her father on the sub- 
 ject. 
 
 The result of her energetic effort was that one after- 
 noon, as they came out of school, when the little packet- 
 steamer was landing at the wharf, who should come 
 ashore but Christopher Columbus, in his best but thread- 
 bare clothes, tugging away at an old-fashioned carpet- 
 bag, which was too much for him to carry. Bob seized 
 the carpet-bag and almost lifted the dignified little lad 
 himself off his feet in his joyful welcome, while Jack, find- 
 ing nothing else to do, stood still and hurrahed. They 
 soon had the dear little spindle-shanks and his great car- 
 pet-bag stowed away in the skiff. As they rowed to the 
 north bank of the river, Columbus explained how Dr. 
 Lanham had undertaken to pay his expenses, if the boys 
 would take him into partnership, but he said he was
 
 Il6 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 'most afraid to come, because he couldn't chop wood, and 
 he wasn't good for much in doing the work. 
 
 " Never mind, honey," said Bob. " Jack and I don't 
 care whether you work or not. You are worth your 
 keep, any time." 
 
 " Yes," said Jack, " we even tried hard yesterday to 
 catch a young owl to make a pet of, but we couldn't get 
 it. You see, we're so lonesome." 
 
 " I suppose I'll do for a pet owl, won't I ? " said little 
 Columbus, with a strange and quizzical smile on his 
 meagre face. And as he sat there in the boat, with his 
 big head and large eyes, the name seemed so appropriate 
 that Bob and Jack both laughed outright. 
 
 But the Pet Owl made himself useful in some ways. 
 I am sorry to say that the housekeeping of Bob and Jack 
 had not always been of the tidiest kind. They were 
 boys, and they were in a hurry. But Columbus had the 
 tastes of a girl about a house. He did not do any cook- 
 ing or chopping to speak of, but he fixed up. He kept 
 the house neat, cleaned the candlestick every morning, 
 and washed the windows now and then, and as spring ad- 
 vanced he brought in handfuls of wild flowers. The boys 
 declared that they had never felt at home in the old house 
 until the Pet Owl came to be its mistress. He wouldn't 
 let anything be left around out of place, but all the pots, 
 pans, dishes, coats, hats, books, slates, the lantern, the 
 boot-jack, and other slender furniture, were put in order
 
 HOUSEKEEPING EXPERIENCES. 
 
 before school time, so that when they got back in the 
 afternoon the place was inviting and home-like. When 
 Judge Kane and his wife stopped during their Sunday- 
 afternoon stroll, to see how the lads got on, Mrs. Kane 
 praised their housekeeping. 
 
 " That is all the doings of the Pet Owl," said Bob. 
 
 " Pet Owl ? Have you one ? " asked Mrs. Kane. 
 
 The boys laughed, and Bob explained that Columbus 
 was the pet. 
 
 That evening, the boys had a box of white honey for 
 supper, sent over by Mrs. Kane, and the next Saturday 
 afternoon Jack and Bob helped Judge Kane finish plant- 
 ing his corn-field. 
 
 One unlucky day, Columbus discovered Jack's box of 
 Indian bones under the house, and he turned pale and 
 had a fit of shivering for a long time afterward. It was 
 necessary to move the box into an old stable to quiet his 
 shuddering horror. The next Sunday afternoon, the Pet 
 Owl came in with another fit of terror, shivering as before. 
 
 "What's the matter now, Lummy?" said Jack. 
 <l Have you seen any more Indians ? " 
 
 " Pewee and his crowd have gone up to the Indian 
 Mound," said Columbus. 
 
 <l Well, let 'em go/' said Bob. " I suppose they know 
 the way, don't they ? I should like to see them. I've 
 been so long away from Greenbank that even a yellow 
 dog from there would be welcome."
 
 CHAPTER XVIII. 
 
 GHOSTS. 
 
 JACK and Bob had to amuse Columbus with stories, to 
 divert his mind from the notion that Pewee and his party 
 meant them some harm. The Indian burying-ground 
 was not an uncommon place of resort on Sundays for 
 loafers and idlers, and now and then parties came from 
 as far as Greenbank, to have the pleasure of a ride and 
 the amusement of digging up Indian relics from the ceme- 
 tery on the hill. This hill-top commanded a view of 
 the Ohio River for many miles in both directions, and of 
 the Kentucky River, which emptied into the Ohio just op- 
 posite. I do not know whether the people who can find 
 amusement in digging up bones and throwing them down- 
 hill enjoy scenery or not, but I have heard it urged that 
 even some dumb animals, as horses, enjoy a landscape; 
 and I once knew a large dog, in Switzerland, who would 
 sit enchanted for a long time on the brink of a mountain 
 cliff, gazing off at the lake below. It is only fair to sup- 
 pose, therefore, that even these idle diggers in Indian 
 mounds had some pleasure in looking from a hill-top ; at
 
 GHOSTS. 119 
 
 any rate, they were fond of frequenting this one. Pewee, 
 and Riley, and Ben Berry, and two or three others of the 
 same feather, had come down on this Sunday to see the 
 Indian Mound and to find any other sport that might lie 
 in their reach. When they had dug up and thrown away 
 down the steep hill-side enough bones to satisfy their 
 jackal proclivities, they began to cast about them for some 
 more exciting, diversion. As there were no water-melon 
 patches nor orchards to be robbed at this season of the 
 year, they decided to have an egg-supper, and then to 
 wait for the moon to rise after midnight before starting 
 to row and cordelle their two boats up the river again to 
 Greenbank. The fun of an egg-supper to Pewee's party 
 consisted not so much in the eggs as in the manner of get- 
 ting them. Every nest in Judge Kane's chicken-house 
 was rummaged that night, and Mrs. Kane found next day 
 that all the nest-eggs were gone, and that one of her 
 young hens was missing also. 
 
 About dark, little Allen Mackay, a round-bodied, 
 plump-faced, jolly fellow who lived near the place where 
 the skiffs were landed, and who had spent the afternoon 
 at the Indian Mound, came to the door of the old log- 
 house. 
 
 " I wanted to say that you fellows have always done 
 the right thing by me. You've set me acrost oncet or 
 twicet, and you've always been 'clever' to me, and I 
 don't want to see no harm done you. You'd better look
 
 120 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 out to-night. They's some chaps from Greenbank down 
 here, and they're in for a frolic, and somebody's hen- 
 roost'll suffer, I guess ; and they don't like you boys, and 
 they talked about routing you out to-night." 
 
 " Thank you," said Jack. 
 
 " Let 'em rout," said Bob. 
 
 But the poor little Pet Owl was all in a cold shudder 
 again. 
 
 About eleven o'clock, King Pewee's party had picked 
 the last bone of Mrs. Kane's chicken. It was yet an hour 
 and a half before the moon would be up, and there was 
 time for some fun. Two boys from the neighborhood, 
 who had joined the party, agreed to furnish dough-faces 
 for them all. Nothing more ghastly than masks of dough 
 can well be imagined, and when the boys all put them on, 
 and had turned their coats wrong-side out, they were 
 almost afraid of one another. 
 
 " Now," said Riley, " Pewee will knock at the door, 
 and when they come with their lantern or candle, we'll all 
 rush in and howl like Indians." 
 
 " How do Indians howl ? " asked Ben Berry. 
 
 " Oh, any way like a dog or a wolf, you know. And 
 then they'll be scared to death, and we'll just pitch their 
 beds, and dishes, and everything else out of the door, and 
 show them how to clean house." 
 
 Riley didn't know that Allen Mackay and Jack Dud- 
 ley, hidden in the bushes, heard this speech, nor that
 
 GHOSTS. 121 
 
 Jack, as soon as he had heard the plan, crept away to tell 
 Bob at the house what the enemy proposed to do. 
 
 As the crowd neared the log-house, Riley prudently 
 fell to the rear, and pushed Pevvee to the front. There 
 was just the faintest whitening of the sky from the coming 
 moon, but the large apple-trees in front of the log-house 
 made it very dark, and the dough-face crowd were obliged 
 almost to feel their way as they came into the shadow 
 of these trees. Just as Riley was exhorting Pewee to 
 knock at the door, and the whole party was tittering at 
 the prospect of turning Bob, Jack, and Columbus out of 
 bed and out of doors, they all stopped short and held 
 their breaths. 
 
 "Good gracious! Julius Caesar! sakes alive !" whis- 
 pered Riley. " What wh what is that ? " 
 
 Nobody ran. All stood as though frozen in their 
 places. For out from behind the corner of the house came 
 slowly a skeleton head. It was ablaze inside, and the 
 light shone out of all the openings. The thing had no 
 feet, no hands, and no body. It actually floated through 
 the air, and now and then joggled and danced a little. It 
 rose and fell, but still came nearer and nearer to the at- 
 tacking party of dough-faces, who for their part could not 
 guess that Bob Holliday had put a lighted candle into an 
 Indian's skull, and then tied this ghost's lantern to a wire 
 attached to the end of a fishing-rod, which he operated 
 
 from behind the house. 
 6
 
 122 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 Pewee's party drew close together, and Riley whis- 
 pered hoarsely : 
 
 "The house is ha'nted." 
 
 I Just then the hideous and fiery death's-head made a 
 circuit, and swung, grinning, inta Riley's face, who could 
 stand no more, but broke into a full run toward the river. 
 At the same instant, Jack tooted a dinner-horn, Judge 
 Kane's big dog ran barking out of the log-house, and the 
 enemy were routed like the Midianites before Gideon. 
 Their consternation was greatly increased at finding their 
 boats gone, for Allen Mackay had towed them into a lit- 
 tle creek out of sight, and hidden the oars in an elder 
 thicket. Riley and one of the others were so much afraid 
 of the ghosts that " ha'nted'' the old house, that they set 
 out straightway for Greenbank, on toot. Pewee and the 
 others searched everywhere for the boats, and at last 
 sat down and waited for daylight. Just as day was 
 breaking, Bob Holliday came down to the river with 
 a towel, as though for a morning bath. Very accident- 
 ally, of course, he came upon Pewee and his party, all 
 tired out, sitting on the bank in hope that day might 
 throw some light on the fate of their boats. 
 
 " Hello, Pewee ! You here ? What's the matter ? " 
 said Bob, with feigned surprise. 
 
 " Some thief took our skiffs. We've been looking for 
 them all night, and can't find them." 
 
 " That's curious," said Bob, sitting down and leaning
 
 GHOSTS. 123 
 
 his head on his hand. " Where did you get supper last 
 night ? " 
 
 " Oh ! we brought some with us." 
 
 "Look here, Pewee, I'll bet I can find your boats." 
 
 " How? " 
 
 " You give me money enough among you to pay for 
 the eggs and the chicken you had for supper, and I'll find 
 out who hid your boats and where the oars are, and it'll 
 all be square." 
 
 Pewee was now sure that the boat had been taken as 
 indemnity for the chicken and the eggs. He made every 
 one of the party contribute something until he had col- 
 lected what Bob thought sufficient to pay for the stolen 
 things, and Bob took it and went up and found Judge 
 Kane, who had just risen, and left the money with him. 
 Then he made a circuit to Allen Mackay's, waked him up, 
 and got the oars, which they put into the boats ; and push- 
 ing these out of their hiding-place, they rowed them into 
 the river, delivering them to Pewee and company, who 
 took them gratefully. Jack and Columbus had now 
 made their appearance, and as Pewee got into his 
 boat, he thought to repay Bob's kindness with a little 
 advice. 
 
 " I say, if I was you fellers, you know, I wouldn't stay 
 in that old cabin a single night." 
 
 " Why ? " asked Jack.
 
 124 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 " Because," said Pewee, " I've heard tell that it is 
 ha'nted." 
 
 " Ghosts aren't anything when you get used to 
 them," said Jack. " We don't mind them at all." 
 
 " Don't you ? " said Pewee, who was now rowing 
 against the current. 
 
 " No," said Bob, " nor dough-faces neither."
 
 CHAPTER XIX. 
 
 THE RETURN HOME. 
 
 As MR. NILES'S school-term drew to a close, the two 
 boys began to think of their future. 
 
 " I expect to work with my hands, Jack," said Bob ; 
 " I haven't got a head for books, as you have. But I'd 
 like to know a leetle more before I settle down. I wish 
 I could make enough at something to be able to go to 
 school next winter." 
 
 " If I only had your strength and size, Bob, I'd go to- 
 work for somebody as a farmer. But I have more than 
 myself to look after. I must help mother after this term 
 is out. I must get something to do, and then learning 
 will be slow business. They talk about Ben Franklin 
 studying at night and all that, but it's a little hard on a 
 fellow who hasn't the constitution of a Franklin. Still, 
 I'm going to have an education, by hook or crook." 
 
 At this point in the conversation, Judge Kane came 
 in. As usual, he said little, but he got the boys to talk 
 about their own affairs. 
 
 " When do you go home ? " he asked. 
 
 " Next Friday evening, when school is out," said Jack.
 
 126 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL- BOY. 
 
 " And what are you going to do ? " he asked of Bob. 
 
 " Get some work this summer, and then try to get 
 another winter of schooling next year," was the answer. 
 
 " What kind of work ? " 
 
 " Oh, I can farm better than I can do anything else," 
 said Bob. " And I like it, too." 
 
 And then Judge Kane drew from Jack a full account 
 of his affairs, and particularly of the debt due from Gray, 
 and of his interview with Gray. 
 
 " If you could get a few hundred dollars, so as to 
 make your mother feel easy for a while, living as she 
 does in her own house, you could go to school next 
 winter." 
 
 " Yes, and then I could get oh after that, somehow, 
 by myself, I suppose," said Jack. " But the few hundred 
 dollars is as much out of my reach as a million would be, 
 and my father used to say that it was a bad thing to get 
 into the way of figuring on things that we could never 
 reach." 
 
 The Judge sat still, and looked at Jack out of his half- 
 closed gray eyes for a minute in silence. 
 
 " Come up to the house with me," he said, rising. 
 
 Jack followed him to the house, where the Judge 
 opened his desk and took out a red-backed memo- 
 randum-book, and dictated while Jack copied in his own 
 handwriting the description of a piece of land on a slip of 
 paper.
 
 THE RETURN HOME. \2J 
 
 " If you go over to school, to-morrow, an hour 
 earlier than usual," he said, " call at the county clerk's 
 office, show him your memorandum, and find out in 
 whose name that land stands. It is timber-land five 
 miles back, and worth five hundred dollars. When you 
 get the name of the owner, you will know what to do ; if 
 not, you can ask me, but you'd better not mention my 
 name to anybody in this matter." 
 
 Jack thanked Mr. Kane, but left him feeling puzzled. 
 In fact, the farmer-judge seemed to like to puzzle people, 
 or at least he never told anything more than was neces- 
 sary. 
 
 The next morning, the boys were off early to Port 
 William. Jack wondered if the land might belong to his 
 father, but then he was sure his father never had any land 
 in Kentucky. Or, was it the property of some dead uncle 
 or cousin, and was he to find a fortune, like the hero of a 
 cheap story ? But when the county clerk, whose office it 
 is to register deeds in that county, took the little piece 
 of paper, and after scanning it, took down some great 
 deed-books and mortgage-books, and turned the pages 
 awhile, and then wrote " Francis Gray, owner, no incum- 
 brance," on the same slip with the description, Jack had 
 the key to Mr. Kane's puzzle. 
 
 It was now Thursday forenoon, and Jack was eager on 
 all accounts to get home, especially to see the lawyer in 
 charge of his father's claim against Mr. Gray. So the 
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 128 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 next day at noon, as there was nothing left but the clos- 
 ing exercises, the three boys were excused, and bade 
 good-bye to their teacher and school-mates, and rowed 
 back to their own side of the river. They soon had the 
 skiff loaded, for all three were eager to see the folks at 
 Greenbank. Jack's mother had been at home more than 
 a week, and he was the most impatient of the three. But 
 they could not leave without a good-bye to Judge Kane 
 and his wife, to which good-bye they added a profusion 
 of bashful boyish thanks for kindness received. The 
 Judge walked to the boat-landing with them. Jack began 
 to tell him about the land. 
 
 " Don't say anything about it to me, nor to anybody 
 else but your lawyer," said Mr. Kane ; " and do not 
 mention my name. You may say to your lawyer that the 
 land has just changed hands, and the matter must be at- 
 tended to soon. It won't stand exposed in that way long." 
 
 When the boys were in the boat ready to start, Mr. 
 Kane said to Bob : 
 
 " You wouldn't mind working for me this summer at 
 the regular price ? " 
 
 " I'd like to," said Bob. 
 
 " How soon can you come ? " 
 
 " Next Wednesday evening." 
 
 " I'll expect you," said the Judge, and he turned away 
 up the bank, with a slight nod and a curt " Good-bye," 
 while Bob said : " What a curious man he is ! "
 
 THE RETURN HOME. 
 
 I2 9 
 
 " Yes, and as good as he's curious," added Jack. 
 
 It was a warm day for rowing, but the boys were both 
 a little homesick. Under the shelter of a point where 
 the current was not too strong the two rowed and made 
 fair headway, sometimes encountering an eddy which 
 gave them a lift. But whenever the current set strongly 
 toward their side of the river, and whenever they found 
 it necessary to round a point, one of them would leap out 
 on the pebbly beach and, throwing the boat-rope over 
 his shoulder, set his strength against the stream. The 
 rope, or cordelle, a word that has come down from the 
 first French travellers and traders in the great valley, 
 was tied to the row-locks. It was necessary for one to steer 
 in the stern while the other played tow-horse, so that 
 each had his turn at rest and at work. After three hours' 
 toil the wharf-boat of the village was in sight, and all 
 sorts of familiar objects gladdened their hearts. They 
 reached the landing, and then, laden with things, they 
 hurriedly cut across the commons to their homes. 
 
 As soon as Jack's first greeting with his mother was 
 over, she told him that she thought she might afford him 
 one more quarter of school. 
 
 "No," said Jack, "you've pinched yourself long 
 enough for me ; now it's time I should go to work. If 
 you try to squeeze out another quarter of school for me 
 you'll have to suffer for it. Besides, I don't see how you 
 can do it, unless Gray comes down, and I think I have
 
 130 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 now in my pocket something that will make him come 
 down." And Jack's face brightened at the thought of 
 the slip of paper in the pocket of his roundabout. 
 
 Without observing the last remark, nor the evi- 
 dent elation of Jack's feelings, Mrs. Dudley proceeded to 
 tell him that she had been offered a hundred and twenty 
 dollars for her claim against Gray. 
 
 " Who offered it ? " asked Jack. 
 
 " Mr. Tinkham, Gray's agent. May be Gray is buy- 
 ing up his own debts, feeling tired of holding property in 
 somebody else's name." 
 
 " A hundred and twenty dollars for a thousand ! 
 The rascal ! I wouldn't take it," broke out Jack, impet- 
 uously. 
 
 "That's just the way I feel, Jack. I'd rather wait 
 forever, if it wasn't for your education. I can't afford to 
 have you lose that. I'm to give an answer this evening." 
 
 "We won't do it," said Jack. " I've got a mem- 
 orandum here," and he took the slip of paper from his 
 pocket and unfolded it, "that'll bring more money out 
 of him than that. I'm going to see Mr. Beal at once." 
 
 Mrs. Dudley looked at the paper without understand- 
 ing just what it was, and, without giving her any further 
 explanation, but only a warning to secrecy, Jack made 
 off to the lawyer's office. 
 
 " Where did you get this ? " asked Mr. Beal. 
 
 " I promised not to mention his name I mean the
 
 THE RETURN HOME. 131 
 
 name of the one who gave me that. I went to the clerk's 
 office with the description, and the clerk wrote the words 
 ' Francis Gray, owner, no incumbrance.' " 
 
 " I wish I had had it sooner," said the lawyer. " It 
 will be best to have our judgment recorded in that county 
 to-morrow," he continued. " Could you go down to Port 
 William ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir," said Jack, a little reluctant to go back. 
 " I could if I must." 
 
 " I don't think the mail will do," added Mr. Beal. 
 "This thing came just in time. We should have sold the 
 claim to-night. This land ought to fetch five hundred 
 dollars." 
 
 Mr. Tinkham, agent for Francis Gray, was much dis- 
 appointed that night when Mrs. Dudley refused to sell her 
 claim against Gray. 
 
 " You'll never get anything any other way," he said. 
 
 " Perhaps not, but we've concluded to wait," said 
 Mrs. Dudley. " We can't do much worse if we get 
 nothing at all." 
 
 After a moment's reflection, Mr. Tinkham said : 
 
 " I'll do a little better by you, Mrs. Dudley. I'll give 
 you a hundred and fifty. That's the very best I can do." 
 
 " I will not sell the claim at present," said Mrs. Dud- 
 ley. " It is of no use to offer." 
 
 It would have been better if Mrs. Dudley had not 
 spoken so positively. Mr. Tinkham was set a-thinking.
 
 132 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 Why wouldn't the widow sell ? Why had she changed 
 her mind since yesterday ? Why did Mr. Beal, the law- 
 yer, not appear at the consultation? All these questions 
 the shrewd little Tinkham asked himself, and all these 
 questions he asked of Francis Gray that evening.
 
 CHAPTER XX. 
 
 A FOOT-RACE FOR MONEY. 
 
 " THEY'VE got wind of something," said Mr. Tinkham to 
 Mr. Gray, " or else they are waiting for you to resume 
 payment, or else the widow's got money from some- 
 where for her present necessities." 
 
 " I don't know what hope they can have of getting 
 money out of me," said Gray, with a laugh. " I've tan- 
 gled everything up, so that Beai can't find a thing to levy 
 on. I have but one piece of property exposed, and 
 that's not in this State." 
 
 " Where is it ? " asked Tinkham. 
 
 " It's in Kentucky, five miles back of Port William. 
 I took it last week in a trade, and I haven't yet made up 
 my mind what to do with it." 
 
 " That's the very thing," said Tinkham, with his little 
 face drawn to a point, " the very thing. Mrs. Dud- 
 ley's son came home from Port William yesterday, where 
 he has been at school. They've heard of that land, I'm 
 afraid ; for Mrs. Dudley is very positive that she will not 
 sell the claim at any price." 
 
 "I'll make a mortgage to my brother on that land,
 
 134 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 .and send it off from the mail-boat as I go down to-mor- 
 row," said Gray. 
 
 " That'll be too late," said Tinkham. "Beal will have 
 his judgment recorded as soon as the packet gets there. 
 You'd better go by the packet, get off, and see the mort- 
 gage recorded yourself, and then take the mail-boat." 
 
 To this Gray agreed, and the next day, when Jack 
 went on board the packet " Swiftsure," he found Mr. 
 Francis Gray going aboard also. Mr. Beal had warned 
 Jack that he must not let anybody from the packet get to 
 the clerk's office ahead of him, that the first paper de- 
 posited for record would take the land. Jack wondered 
 why Mr. Francis Gray was aboard the packet, which 
 went no farther than Madison, while Mr. Gray's home 
 was in Louisville. He soon guessed, however, that Gray 
 meant to land at Port William, and so to head him off. 
 Jack looked at Mr. Gray's form, made plump by good 
 feeding, and felt safe. He couldn't be very dangerous in 
 a foot-race. Jack reflected with much hopefulness that no 
 boy in school could catch him in a straight-away run 
 when he was fox. He would certainly leave the some- 
 what puffy Mr. Francis Gray behind. 
 
 But in the hour's run down the river, including two 
 landings at Minuit's and Craig's, Jack had time to re- 
 member that Francis Gray was a cunning man, and 
 might head him off by some trick or other. A vague 
 fear took possession of him, and he resolved to be first
 
 A FOOT-RACE FOR MONEY. 135 
 
 off the boat before any pretext could be invented to stop 
 him. 
 
 Meantime, Francis Gray had looked at Jack's lithe 
 legs with apprehension. " I can never beat that boy," 
 he had reflected. " My running days are over." Find- 
 ing among the deck . passengers a young fellow who 
 looked as though he needed money, Gray approached 
 him with this question : 
 
 " Do you belong in Port William, young man ? " 
 
 " I don't belong nowhere else, I reckon," answered 
 the seedy fellow, with shuffling impudence. 
 
 " Do you know where the county clerk's office is? " 
 asked Mr. Gray. 
 
 " Yes, and the market-house. I can show you the way 
 to the jail, too, if you want to know ; but I s'pose you've 
 been there many a time," laughed the " wharf rat." 
 
 Gray was irritated at this rudeness, but he swallowed 
 his anger. 
 
 " Would you like to make five dollars ? " 
 
 " Now you're talkin' interestin'. Why didn't you 
 begin at that eend of the subjick ? I'd like to make five 
 dollars as well as the next feller, provided it isn't to be 
 made by too much awful hard work." 
 
 " Can you run well ? " 
 
 "Ifthey's money at t'other eend of the race I can 
 run like sixty fer a spell. 'Tain't my common gait, how- 
 sumever."
 
 136 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 " If you'll take this paper," said Gray, " and get it to 
 the county clerk's office before anybody else gets there 
 from this boat, I'll give you five dollars." 
 
 " Honor bright ? " asked the chap, taking the paper, 
 drawing a long breath, and looking as though he had dis- 
 covered a gold mine. 
 
 " Honor bright," answered Gray. "You must jump 
 off first of all, for there's a boy aboard that will beat you 
 if he can. No pay if you don't win." 
 
 " Which is the one that'll run ag'in' me ? " asked the 
 long-legged fellow. 
 
 Gray described Jack, and told the young man to go 
 out forward and he would see him. Gray was not will- 
 ing to be seen with the " wharf-rat," lest suspicions 
 should be awakened in Jack Dudley's mind. But after 
 the shabby young man had gone forward and looked at 
 Jack, he came back with a doubtful air. 
 
 " That's Hoosier Jack, as we used to call him," said 
 the shabby young man. " He an' two more used to row 
 a boat acrost the river every day to go to ole Niles's 
 school. He's a hard one to beat, they say he used to 
 lay the whole school out on prisoners' base, and that he 
 could leave 'em all behind on fox." 
 
 " You think you can't do it, then ? " asked Gray. 
 
 " Gimme a little start and I reckon I'll fetch it. It's 
 up-hill part of the way and he may lose his wind, for it's 
 a good half-mile. You must make a row with him at the
 
 A FOOT-RACE FOR MONEY. 
 
 '37 
 
 gang-plank, er do somethin' to kinder hold him back. 
 The wind's down stream to-day and the boat's shore to 
 swing in a little aft. I'll jump for it and you keep him 
 back." 
 
 To this Gray assented. 
 
 As the shabby young fellow had predicted, the boat 
 did swing around in the wind, and have some trouble in 
 bringing her bow to the wharf-boat. The captain stood 
 on the hurricane-deck calling to the pilot to " back her," 
 "stop her," " go ahead on her,"" go ahead on yer 
 labberd," and " back on yer stabberd." Now, just as the 
 captain was backing the starboard wheel and going ahead 
 on his larboard, so as to bring the boat around right, 
 Mr. Gray turned on Jack. 
 
 " What are you treading on my toes for, you im- 
 pudent young rascal ? " he broke out. 
 
 Jack colored and was about to reply sharply, when he 
 caught sight of the shabby young fellow, who just then 
 leaped from the gunwale of the boat amidships and 
 barely reached the wharf. Jack guessed why Gray had 
 tried to irritate him, he saw that the well-known 
 " wharf-rat " was to be his competitor. But what could 
 he do ? The wind held the bow of the boat out, the 
 gang-plank which had been pushed out ready to reach 
 the wharf-boat was still firmly grasped by the deck- 
 hands, and the farther end of it was six feet from the 
 wharf, and much above it. It would be some minutes
 
 138 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 before any one could leave the boat in the regular way. 
 There was only one chance to defeat the rascally Gray. 
 Jack concluded to take it. 
 
 He ran out upon the plank amidst the harsh cries of 
 the deck-hands, who tried to stop him, and the oaths of 
 the mate, who thundered at him, with the stern order of 
 the captain from the upper deck, who called out to him 
 to go back. 
 
 But, luckily, the steady pulling ahead of the lar- 
 board engine, and the backing of the starboard, began 
 just then to bring the boat around, the plank sank down 
 a little under Jack's weight, and Jack made the leap to 
 the wharf, hearing the confused cries, orders, oaths, and 
 shouts from behind him, as he pushed through the crowd. 
 
 " Stop that thief! " cried Francis Gray to the people 
 on the wharf-boat, but in vain. Jack glided swiftly 
 through the people, and got on shore before anybody 
 could check him. He charged up the hill after the 
 shabby young fellow, who had a decided lead, while 
 some of the men on the wharf-boat pursued them both, 
 uncertain which was the thief. Such another pell-mell 
 race Port William had never seen. Windows flew up 
 and heads went out. Small boys joined the pursuing 
 crowd, and dogs barked indiscriminately and uncertainly 
 at the heels of everybody. There were cries of "Hurrah 
 for long Ben ! " and " Hurrah for Hoosier Jack ! " Some 
 of Jack's old school-mates essayed to stop him to find out
 
 A FOOT-RACE FOR MONEY. 139 
 
 what it was all about, but he would not relax a muscle, 
 and he had no time to answer any questions. He saw 
 the faces of the people dimly ; he heard the crowd crying 
 after him, "Stop, thief!" he caught a glimpse of his,, 
 old teacher, Mr. Niles, regarding him with curiosity as he 
 darted by ; he saw an anxious look in Judge Kane's face 
 as he passed him on a street corner. But Jack held his 
 eyes on Long Ben, whom he pursued as a dog does a 
 fox. He had steadily gained on the fellow, but Ben had 
 too much the start, and, unless he should give out, there 
 would be little chance for Jack to overtake him. One 
 thinks quickly in such moments. Jack remembered that 
 there were two ways of reaching the county clerk's office. 
 To keep the street around the block was the natural way, 
 to take an alley through the square was neither longer 
 nor shorter. But by running down the alley he would 
 deprive Long Ben of the spur of seeing his pursuer, and 
 he might even make him think that Jack had given out. 
 Jack had played this trick when playing hound and fox, 
 and at any rate he would by this turn shake off the 
 crowd. So into the alley he darted, and the bewildered 
 pursuers kept on crying " stop thief!" after Long Ben, 
 whose reputation was none of the best. Somebody 
 ahead tried to catch the shabby young fellow, and this 
 forced Ben to make a slight curve, which gave Jack the 
 advantage, so that just as Ben neared the office, Jack 
 rounded a corner out of an alley, and entered ahead of
 
 I4O THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 him, dashed up to the clerk's desk and deposited the 
 judgment. 
 
 " For record," he gasped. 
 
 The next instant the shabby young fellow pushed 
 forward the mortgage. 
 
 " Mine first ! " cried Long Ben. 
 
 " I'll take yours when I get this entered," said the 
 clerk, quietly, as became a public officer. 
 
 " I got here first," said Long Ben. 
 
 But the clerk looked at the clock and entered the date 
 on the back of Jack's paper, putting " one o'clock and 
 eighteen minutes " after the date. Then he wrote " one 
 o'clock and nineteen minutes " on the paper which Long 
 Ben handed him. The office was soon crowded with 
 people discussing the result of the race, and a part of 
 them were even now in favor of seizing one or the other 
 of the runners for a theft, which some said had been 
 committed on the packet, and others declared was com- 
 mitted on the wharf-boat. Francis Gray came in, and 
 could not conceal his chagrin. 
 
 " I meant to do the fair thing by you," he said to 
 Jack, severely, " but now you'll never get a cent out of 
 me." 
 
 " I'd rather have the law on men like you, than have 
 a thousand of your sort of fair promises," said Jack. 
 
 " I've a mind to strike you," said Gray. 
 
 "The Kentucky law is hard on a man who strikes a
 
 A FOOT-RACE FOR MONEY. 141 
 
 minor," said Judge Kane, who had entered at that 
 moment. 
 
 Mr. Niles came in to learn what was the matter, and 
 Judge Kane, after listening quietly to the talk of the 
 people, until the excitement subsided, took Jack over to 
 his house, whence the boy trudged home in the late 
 afternoon full of hopefulness. 
 
 Gray's land realized as much as Mr. Beal expected, 
 and Jack studied hard all summer, so as to get as far 
 ahead as possible by the time school should begin in the 
 autumn.
 
 CHAPTER XXI. 
 
 THE NEW TEACHER. 
 
 THE new teacher who was employed to take the Green- 
 bank school in the autumn was a young man from col- 
 lege. Standing behind the desk hitherto occupied by 
 the grim-faced Mr. Ball, young Williams looked very 
 mild by contrast. He was evidently a gentle-spirited 
 man as compared with the old master, and King Pewee 
 and his crowd were gratified in noting this fact. They 
 could have their own way with such a master as 
 that ! When he called the school to order, there re- 
 mained a bustle of curiosity and mutual recognition 
 among the children. Riley and Pewee kept up a little 
 noise by way of defiance. They had heard that the new 
 master did not intend to whip. Now he stood quietly 
 behind his desk, and waited a few moments in silence for 
 the whispering group to be still. Then he slowly raised 
 and levelled his finger at Riley and Pewee, but still said 
 nothing. There was something so firm and quiet about 
 his motion something that said, " I will wait all day, but 
 you must be still " that the boys could not resist it. 
 
 By the time they were quiet, two of the girls had got
 
 THE NEW TEACHER. 143 
 
 into a titter over something, and the forefinger was aimed 
 at them. The silent man made the pupils understand 
 that he was not to be trifled with. 
 
 When at length there was quiet, he made every one 
 lay down book or slate and face around toward him. 
 Then with his pointing finger, or with a little slap of his" 
 hands together, or with a word or two at most, he got the 
 school still again. 
 
 " I hope we shall be friends," he said, in a voice full of 
 kindliness. " All I want is to 
 
 But at this point Riley picked up his slate and book, 
 and turned away. The master snapped his fingers, but 
 Riley affected not to hear him. 
 
 "That young man will put down his slate." The 
 master spoke in a low tone, as one who expected to be 
 obeyed, and the slate was reluctantly put upon the 
 desk. 
 
 " When I am talking to you, I want you to hear," he 
 went on, very quietly. " I am paid to teach you. One 
 of the things I have to teach you is good manners. 
 You," pointing to Riley, "are old enough to know -bet- 
 ter than to take your slate when your teacher is speak- 
 ing, but perhaps you have never been taught what are 
 good manners. I'll excuse you this time. Now, you 
 all see those switches hanging here behind me. I did 
 not put them there. I do not say that I shall not use 
 them. Some boys have to be whipped, I suppose, like
 
 144 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 mules, and when I have tried, I may find that I cannot 
 get on without the switches, but I hope not to have to 
 use them." 
 
 Here Riley, encouraged by the master's mildness and 
 irritated by the rebuke he had received, began to make 
 figures on his slate. 
 
 " Bring me that slate," said the teacher. 
 
 Riley was happy that he had succeeded in starting a 
 row. He took his slate and his arithmetic, and shuffled 
 up to the master in a half-indolent, half-insolent way. 
 
 " Why do you take up your work when I tell you not 
 to ? " asked the new teacher. 
 
 " Because I didn't want to waste all my morning. I 
 wanted to do my sums." 
 
 "You are a remarkably industrious youth, I take it." 
 The young master looked Riley over, as he said this, 
 from head to foot. The whole school smiled, for there 
 was no lazier boy than this same Riley. " I suppose," 
 the teacher continued, " that you are the best scholar in 
 school the bright and shining light of Greenbank." 
 
 Here there was a general titter at Riley. 
 
 " I cannot have you sit away down at the other end 
 of the school-room and hide your excellent example from 
 the rest. Stand right up here by me and cipher, that all 
 the school may see how industrious you are." 
 
 Riley grew very red in the face and pretended to 
 " cipher," holding his book in his hand.
 
 THE NEW TEACHER. 145 
 
 " Now," said the new teacher, " I have but just one 
 rule for this school, and I will write it on the blackboard 
 that all may see it." 
 
 He took chalk and wrote : 
 
 DO RIGHT. 
 
 " That is all. Let us go to our lessons." 
 
 For the first two hours "that Riley stood on the floor 
 he pretended to enjoy it. But when recess came and 
 went and Mr. Williams did not send him to his seat, he 
 began to shift from one foot to the other and from his 
 heels to his toes, and to change his slate from the right 
 hand to the left. His class was called, and after recita- 
 tion he was sent back to his place. He stood it as best 
 he could until the noon recess, but when, at the begin- 
 ning of the afternoon session, Mr. Williams again called 
 his " excellent scholar" and set him up, Riley broke down 
 and said : 
 
 " I think you might let me go now." 
 
 " Are you tired ? " asked the cruel Mr. Williams. 
 , "Yes, I am," and Riley hung his head, while the rest 
 smiled. 
 
 " And are you ready to do what the good order of 
 the school requires ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir." 
 
 " Very well ; you can go." 
 
 The chopfallen Riley went back to his seat, convinced 
 9
 
 146 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 that it would not do to rebel against the new teacher, 
 even if he did not use the beech switches. 
 
 But Mr. Williams was also quick to detect the willing 
 scholar. He gave Jack extra help on his Latin after 
 school was out, and Jack grew very proud of the teacher's 
 affection for him.
 
 CHAPTER XXII. 
 
 CHASING THE FOX. 
 
 ALL the boys in the river towns thirty years ago and 
 therefore the boys in Greenbank, also took a great in- 
 terest in the steam-boats which plied up and down the 
 Ohio. Each had. his favorite boat, and boasted of her 
 speed and excellence. Every one of them envied those 
 happy fellows whose lot it was to " run on the river" as 
 cabin-boys. Boats were a common topic of conversation 
 their build, their engines, their speed, their officers, 
 their mishaps, and all the incidents of their history. 
 
 So it was that from the love of steam-boats, which 
 burned so brightly in the bosom of the boy who lived on 
 the banks of that great and lovely river, there grew up the 
 peculiar game of "boats' names." I think the game was 
 started at Louisville or New Albany, where the falls inter- 
 rupt navigation, and where many boats of the upper and 
 lower rivers are assembled. 
 
 One day, as the warm air of Indian summer in this 
 mild climate made itself felt, the boys assembled, on the 
 evergreen "blue-grass." after the snack at the noon re- 
 cess, to play boats' names.
 
 148 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 Through Jack's influence, Columbus, who did not like 
 to play with the ABC boys, was allowed to take the 
 handkerchief and give out the first name. All the rest 
 stood up in a row like a spelling-class, while little Colum- 
 bus, standing in front of them, held a knotted handker- 
 chief with which to scourge them when the name should 
 be guessed. The arm which held the handkerchief was 
 so puny that the boys laughed to see the feeble lad stand 
 there in a threatening attitude. 
 
 " I say, Lum, don't hit too hard, now ; my back is 
 tender," said Bob Holliday. 
 
 " Give us an easy one to guess," said Riley, coaxingly. 
 
 Columbus, having come from the back country, did 
 not know the names of half a dozen boats, and what he 
 knew about were those which touched daily at the wharf 
 of Greenbank. 
 
 " F n," he said. 
 
 "Fashion," cried all the boys at once, breaking into 
 unrestrained mirth at the simplicity that gave them the 
 name of Captain Glenn's little Cincinnati and Port William 
 packet, which landed daily at the village wharf. Colum- 
 bus now made a dash at the boys, who were obliged to 
 run to the school-house and back whenever a name was 
 guessed, suffering a beating all the way from the handker- 
 chief of the one who had given out the name, though, in- 
 deed, the punishment Lum was able to give was very 
 slight. It was doubtful who had guessed first, since the
 
 CHASING THE FOX. 149 
 
 whole party had cried " Fashion " almost together, but it 
 was settled at last in favor of Harry Weathervane, who 
 was sure to give out hard names, since he had been to 
 Cincinnati recently, and had gone along the levee reading 
 the names of those boats that did business above that city, 
 and so were quite unknown, unless by report, to the boys 
 of Greenbank. 
 
 " A A s," were the three letters which Harry 
 
 gave, and Ben Berry guessed " Archibald Ananias," and 
 Tom Holcroft said it was " Amanda Amos," and at last 
 all gave it up ; whereupon Harry told them it was " Alvin 
 Adams," and proceeded to give out another. 
 
 " C A P x," he said next time. 
 
 " Caps," said Riley, mistaking the x for an s ; and 
 then Bob Holliday suggested " Hats and Caps," and Jack 
 wanted to have it " Boots and Shoes." But Johnny Me- 
 line remembered that he had read of such a name for a 
 ship in his Sunday-school lesson of the previous Sunday, 
 and he guessed that a steam-boat might bear that same. 
 
 " I know," said Johnny, " it's Castor 
 
 " Oil," suggested Jack. 
 
 No Castor and P, x, Pollux Castor and Pollux- 
 it's a Bible name." 
 
 " You're not giving us the name of Noah's ark, are 
 you ? " asked Bob. 
 
 " I say, boys, that isn't fair a bit," growled Pewee, in 
 all earnestness. " I don't hardly believe that Bible ship's
 
 I5O THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 a-going now." Things were mixed in Pewee's mind, but 
 he had a vague notion that Bible times were as much as 
 fifty years ago. While he stood doubting, Harry began 
 to whip him with the handkerchief, saying, " I saw her at 
 Cincinnati, last week. She runs to Maysville and Par- 
 kersburg, you goose." 
 
 After many names had been guessed, and each 
 guesser had taken his turn, Ben Berry had to give out. 
 He had just heard the name of a " lower country " boat, 
 and was sure that it would not be guessed. 
 
 " C p r," he said. 
 
 " Oh, I know," said Jack, who had been studying 
 the steam-boat column of an old Louisville paper that 
 very morning, " it's the the " and he put his hands 
 over his ears, closed his eyes, and danced around, try- 
 ing to remember, while all the rest stood and laughed at 
 his antics. " Now I've got it, the ' Cornplanter ' ! " 
 
 And Ben Berry whipped the boys across the road and 
 back, after which Jack took the handkerchief. 
 
 " Oh, say, boys, this is a poor game ; let's play fox," 
 Bob suggested. "Jack's got the handkerchief, let him 
 be the first fox." 
 
 So Jack took a hundred yards' start, and all the boys 
 set out after him. The fox led the hounds across the com- 
 mons, over the bars, past the " brick pond," as it was 
 called, up the lane into Moro's pasture, along the hill- 
 side to the west across Dater's fence into Betts's pasture ;
 
 CHASING THE FOX. 151 
 
 thence over into the large woods pasture of the Glade 
 farm. In every successive field some of the hounds had 
 run off to the flank, and by this means every attempt of 
 Jack's to turn toward the river, and thus fetch a circuit 
 for home, had been foiled. They had cut him off from 
 turning through Moro's orchard or Betts's vineyard, and 
 so there was nothing for the fleet-footed fox but to keep 
 steadily to the west and give his pursuers no chance to 
 make a cut-off on him. But every now and then he 
 made a feint of turning, which threw the others out of a 
 straight track. Once in the woods pasture, Jack found 
 himself out of breath, having run steadily for a rough 
 mile and a half, part of it up-hill. He was yet forty 
 yards ahead of Bob Holliday and Riley, who led the 
 hounds. Dashing into a narrow path through the under- 
 brush, Jack ran into a little clump of bushes and hid be- 
 hind a large black-walnut log. 
 
 Riley and Holliday came within six feet of him, some 
 of the others passed to the south of him and some to 
 the north, but all failed to discover his lurking-place. 
 Soon Jack could hear them beating about the bushes be- 
 yond him. 
 
 This was his time. Having recovered his wind, he 
 crept out southward until he came to the foot of the hill, 
 and entered Glade's lane, heading straight for the river 
 across the wide plain. Pewee, who had perched himself 
 on a fence to rest, caught sight of Jack first, and soon
 
 152 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 the whole pack were in full cry after him, down the long, 
 narrow elder-bordered lane. Bob Holliday and Riley, 
 the fleetest of foot, climbed over the high stake-and- 
 rider fence into Betts's corn-field, and cut off a diagonal 
 to prevent Jack's getting back toward the school-house. 
 Seeing this movement, Jack, who already had made an 
 extraordinary run, crossed the fence himself, and tried to 
 make a cut-off in spite of them ; but Riley already had 
 got in ahead of him, and Jack, seeing the boys close be- 
 hind and before him, turned north again toward the hill, 
 got back into the lane, which was now deserted, and 
 climbed into Glade's meadow on the west side of the 
 lane. He now had a chance to fetch a sweep around 
 toward the river again, though the whole troop of boys 
 were between him and the school-house. Fairly headed 
 off on the east, he made a straight run south for the 
 river shore, striking into a deep gully, from which he 
 came out panting upon the beach, where he had just 
 time to hide himself in a hollow sycamore, hoping that 
 the boys would get to the westward and give him a 
 chance to run up the river shore for the school-house. 
 
 But one cannot play the same trick twice. Some of 
 the boys stationed themselves so as to intercept Jack's 
 retreat toward the school-house, while the rest searched 
 for him, beating up and down the gully, and up and 
 down the beach, until they neared the hollow sycamore. 
 Jack made a sharp dash to get through them, but was
 
 CHASING THE FOX. 153 
 
 headed off and caught by Pevvee. Just as Jack was 
 caught, and Pewee was about to start homeward as fox, 
 the boys caught sight of two steam-boats racing down the 
 river. The whole party was soon perched on a fallen 
 sycamore, watching first the "Swiftsure" and then the 
 " Ben Franklin," while the black smoke poured from 
 their chimneys. So fascinated were they with this ex- 
 citing contest that they stayed half an hour waiting to see 
 which should beat. At length, as the boats passed out 
 of sight, with the " Swiftsure " leading her competitor, it 
 suddenly occurred to Jack that it must be later than the 
 school-hour. The boys looked aghast at one another a 
 moment on hearing him mention this : then they glanced 
 at the sun, already declining in the sky, and set out for 
 school, trotting swiftly in spite of their fatigue. 
 
 What would the master say? Pewee said he didn't 
 care, it wasn't Old Ball, and they wouldn't get a whip- 
 ping, anyway. But Jack thought that it was too bad to 
 lose the confidence of Mr. Williams.
 
 CHAPTER XXIII. 
 
 CALLED TO ACCOUNT. 
 
 SUCCESSFUL hounds, having caught their fox, ought to 
 have come home in triumph ; but, instead of that, they 
 came home like dogs that had been killing sheep, their 
 heads hanging down in a guilty and self-betraying way. 
 
 Jack walked into the school-house first. It was an 
 hour and a half past the time for the beginning of school. 
 He tried to look unconcerned as he went to his seat. 
 There stood the teacher, with his face very calm but very 
 pale, and Jack felt his heart sink. 
 
 One by one the laggards filed into the school-room, 
 while the awe-stricken girls on the opposite benches, and 
 the little ABC boys, watched the guilty sinners take 
 their places, prepared to meet their fate. 
 
 Riley came in with a half-insolent smile on his face, as 
 if to say: " I don't care." Pewee was sullen and bull- 
 doggish. Ben Berry looked the sneaking fellow he was, 
 and Harry Weathervane tried to remember that his 
 father was a school-trustee. Bob Holliday couldn't help 
 laughing in a foolish way. Columbus had fallen out of 
 the race before he got to the "brick-pond," and so had
 
 CALLED TO ACCOUNT. 155 
 
 returned in time to be punctual when school resumed its 
 session. 
 
 During all the time that the boys, heated with their 
 exercise and blushing with shame, were filing in, Mr. 
 Williams stood with set face and regarded them. He 
 was very much excited, and so I suppose did not dare to 
 reprove them just then. He called the classes and heard 
 them in rapid succession, until it was time for the spell- 
 ing-class, which comprised all but the very youngest 
 pupils. On this day, instead of calling the spelling-class, 
 he said, evidently with great effort to control himself: 
 " The girls will keep their seats. The boys v/ill take 
 their places in the spelling-class." 
 
 Riley's lower jaw fell he was sure that the master 
 meant to flog them all. He was glad he was not at 
 the head of the class. Ben Berry could hardly drag his 
 feet to his place, and poor Jack was filled with confusion. 
 When the boys were all in place, the master walked up 
 and down the line and scrutinized them, while Riley cast 
 furtive glances at the dusty old beech switches on the 
 wall, wondering which one the master would use, and 
 Pewee was trying to guess whether Mr. Williams's arm 
 was strong, and whether he "would make a fellow take 
 off his coat " or not. 
 
 " Columbus," said the teacher, " you can take your 
 seat." 
 
 Riley shook in his shoes, thinking that this certainly
 
 1 56 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY, 
 
 meant a whipping. He began to frame excuses in his 
 mind, by which to try to lighten his punishment. 
 
 But the master did not take down his switches. He 
 only talked. But such a talk ! He told the boys how 
 worthless a man was who could not be trusted, and how 
 he had hoped for a school full of boys that could be 
 relied on. He thought there were some boys, at least 
 and this remark struck Jack to the heart that there were 
 some boys in the school who would rather be treated as 
 gentlemen than beaten with ox-gads. But he was now 
 disappointed. All of them seemed equally willing to 
 take advantage of his desire to avoid whipping them ; 
 and all of them had shown themselves unfit to be trusted. 
 
 Here he^paused long enough to let the full weight 
 of his censure enter their minds. Then he began on a 
 new tack. He had hoped that he might have their 
 friendship. He had thought that they cared a little for 
 his good opinion. But now they had betrayed him. 
 All the town was looking to see whether he would 
 succeed" in conducting his school without whipping. A 
 good many would be glad to see him fail. To-day they 
 would be saying all over Greenbank that the new teacher 
 couldn't manage his school. Then he told the boys that 
 while they were sitting on the trunk of the fallen 
 sycamore looking at the steam-boat race, one of the 
 trustees, Mr. Weathervane, had driven past and had seen 
 them there. He had stopped to complain to the master.
 
 CALLED TO ACCOUNT. 157 
 
 " Now," said the master, " I have found how little you 
 care for me." 
 
 This was very sharp talk, and it made the boys angry. 
 Particularly did Jack resent any intimation that he was 
 not to be trusted. But the new master was excited and 
 naturally spoke severely. Nor did he give the boys a 
 chance to explain at that time. 
 
 "You have been out of school," he said, "one hour 
 and thirty-one minutes. That is about equal to six 
 fifteen-minute recesses to the morning and afternoon 
 recesses for three days. I shall have to keep you in at 
 those six recesses to make up the time, and in addition, 
 as a punishment, I shall keep you in school half an hour 
 after the usual time of dismission, for three days." 
 
 Here Jack made a motion to speak. 
 
 " No," said the master, " I will not hear a word, 
 now. Go home and think it over. To-morrow I mean 
 to ask each one of you to explain his conduct." 
 
 With this, he dismissed the school, and the boys went 
 out as angry as a hive of bees that have been disturbed. 
 Each one made his speech. Jack thought it " mean that 
 the master should say they were not fit to be trusted. 
 He wouldn't have stayed out if he'd known it was school- 
 time." 
 
 Bob Holliday said "the young master was a blis- 
 terer," and then he laughed good-naturedly. 
 
 Harry Weathervane was angry, and so were all the
 
 158 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 rest. At length it was agreed that they didn't want to 
 be cross-questioned about it, and that it was better that 
 somebody should write something that should give Mr. 
 Williams a piece of their mind, and show him how hard 
 he was on boys that didn't mean any harm, but only 
 forgot themselves. And Jack was selected to do the 
 writing. 
 
 Jack made up his mind that the paper he would write 
 should be " a scorcher."
 
 CHAPTER XXIV. 
 
 AN APOLOGY. 
 
 OF course, there was a great deal of talk in the village. 
 The I-told-you-so people were quite delighted. Old 
 Mother Horn " always knew that boys couldn't be 
 managed without switching. Didn't the Bible or some- 
 body say : ' Just as the twig is bent the boy's inclined ? ' 
 And if you don't bend your twig, what'll become of 
 your boy ? " 
 
 The loafers and loungers and gad-abouts and gossips 
 talked a great deal about the failure of the new plan. 
 They were sure that Mr. Ball would be back in that 
 school-house before the term was out, unless Williams 
 should whip a good deal more than he promised to. 
 The boys would just drive him out. 
 
 Jack told his mother, with a grieved face, how harsh 
 the new master had been, and how he had even said they 
 were not fit to be trusted. 
 
 "That a very harsh word," said Mrs. Dudley, "but 
 let us make some allowances. Mr. Williams is on trial 
 before the town, and he finds himself nearly ruined by 
 the thoughtlessness of the boys. He had to wait an hour
 
 160 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 and a half with half of the school gone. Think how 
 much he must have suffered in that time. And then, to 
 have to take a rebuke from Mr. Weathervane besides, 
 must have stung him to the quick." 
 
 . "Yes, that's so," said Jack, "but then he had no 
 business to take it for granted that we did it on pur- 
 pose." 
 
 And Jack went about his chores, trying to think of 
 some way of writing to the master an address which 
 should be severe, but not too severe. He planned many 
 things but gave them up. He lay awake in the night 
 thinking about it, and, at last, when he had cooled off, 
 he came to the conclusion that, as the boys had been the 
 first offenders, they should take the first step toward a 
 reconciliation. But whether he could persuade the angry 
 boys to see it in that light, he did not know. 
 
 When morning came, he wrote a very short paper, 
 somewhat in this fashion : 
 
 " MR. WILLIAMS. 
 
 "Dear Sir : We are very sorry for what we did yesterday, and for the 
 trouble we have given you. We are willing to take the punishment, for we 
 think we deserve it ; but we hope you will not think that we did it on pur- 
 pose, for we did not, and we don't like to have you think so. 
 
 " Respectfully submitted." 
 
 Jack carried this in the first place to his faithful friend 
 Bob Holliday, who read it. 
 
 " Oh, you've come down, have you ? " said Bob.
 
 AN APOLOGY.. 
 
 " I thought we ought to," said Jack. " We did give 
 him a great deal of trouble, and if it had been Mr. Ball, 
 he would have whipped us half to death." 
 
 " We shouldn't have forgot and gone away at that 
 time if Old Ball had been the master," said Bob. 
 
 " That's just it," said Jack ; " that's the very reason 
 why we ought to apologize." 
 
 " All right," said Bob, " I'll sign her," and he wrote 
 " Robert M. Holliday " in big letters at the top of the 
 column intended for the names. Jack put his name 
 under Bob's. 
 
 But when they got to the school-house it was not so 
 easy to persuade the rest. At length, however, Johnny 
 Meline signed it, and then Harry Weathervane, and 
 then the rest, one after another, with some grumbling, 
 wrote their names. All subscribed to it excepting Pewee 
 and Ben Berry and Riley. They declared they never 
 would sign it. They didn't want to be kept in at recess 
 and after school like convicts. They didn't deserve it. 
 
 "Jack is a soft-headed fool," Riley said, "to draw 
 up such a thing as that. I'm not afraid of the master. 
 I'm not going to knuckle down to him, either." 
 
 Of course, Pewee, as a faithful echo, said just what 
 Riley said, and Ben Berry said what Riley and Pewee 
 said ; so that the three were quite unanimous. 
 
 " Well," said Jack, " then we'll have to hand in our 
 petition without the signatures of the triplets."
 
 l62 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 "Don't you call me a triplet," said Pewee ; "I've 
 got as much sense as any of you. You're a soft-headed 
 triplet yourself! " 
 
 Even Riley had to join in the laugh that followed 
 this blundering sally of Pewee. 
 
 When the master came in, he seemed very much 
 troubled. He had heard what had been said about the 
 affair in the town. The address which Jack had written 
 was lying on his desk. He took it up and read it, and 
 immediately a look of pleasure and relief took the place 
 of the worried look he had brought to school with him. 
 
 "Boys," he said, " I have received your petition, and 
 I shall answer it by and by." 
 
 The hour for recess came and passed. The girls and 
 the very little boys were allowed their recess, but 
 nothing was said to the larger boys about their going 
 out. Pewee and Riley were defiant. 
 
 At length, when the school was about to break up for 
 noon, the master put his pen, ink, and other little articles 
 in the desk, and the school grew hushed with expect- 
 ancy. 
 
 "This apology," said Mr. Williams, "which I see is 
 in John Dudley's handwriting, and which bears the sig- 
 nature of all but three of those who were guilty of the 
 offence yesterday, is a very manly apology, and quite in- 
 creases my respect for those who have signed it. I have 
 suffered much from your carelessness of yesterday, but
 
 AN APOLOGY. 163 
 
 this apology, showing, as it does, the manliness of my 
 boys, has given me more pleasure than the offence gave 
 me pain. I ought to make an apology to you. I 
 blamed you too severely yesterday in accusing you of 
 running away intentionally. I take all that back." 
 
 Here he paused a moment, and looked over the peti- 
 tion carefully. 
 
 " William Riley, I don't see your name here. Why 
 is that ? " 
 
 " Because I didn't put it there." 
 
 Pewee and Ben Berry both laughed at this wit. 
 
 " Why didn't you put it there ? " 
 
 " Because I didn't want to." 
 
 " Have you any explanation to give of your conduct 
 yesterday ? " 
 
 ' No, sir ; only that I think it's mean to keep us in 
 because we forgot ourselves." 
 
 " Peter Rose, have you anything to say ? " 
 
 " Just the same as Will Riley said." 
 
 " And you, Benjamin ? " 
 
 "Oh, I don't care much," said Ben Berry. "Jack 
 was fox, and I ran after him, and if he hadn't run all over 
 creation and part of Columbia, I shouldn't have been 
 late. It isn't any fault of mine. I think Jack ought to 
 do the staying in." 
 
 " You are about as old a boy as Jack," said the mas- 
 ter. "I suppose Jack might say that if you and the
 
 164 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 others hadn't chased him, he wouldn't have run ' all over 
 creation,' as you put it. You and the rest were all guilty 
 of a piece of gross thoughtlessness. All excepting you 
 three have apologized in the most manly way. I there- 
 fore remove the punishment from all the others entirely 
 hereafter, deeming that the loss of this morning's recess 
 is punishment enough for boys who can be so manly in 
 their acknowledgments. Peter Rose, William Riley, and 
 Benjamin Berry will remain in school at both recesses 
 and for a half-hour after school every day for three days 
 not only for having forgotten their duty, but for hav- 
 ing refused to make acknowledgment or apology." 
 
 Going home that evening, half an hour after all the 
 others had been dismissed, the triplets put all their griefs 
 together, and resolved to be avenged on Mr. Williams at 
 the first convenient opportunity.
 
 CHAPTER XXV. 
 
 KING'S BASE AND. A SPELLING-LESSON. 
 
 As the three who usually gave the most trouble on the 
 play-ground, as well as in school, were now in detention 
 at every recess, the boys enjoyed greatly their play dur- 
 ing these three days. 
 
 It was at this time that they began to play that favor- 
 ite game of Greenbank, which seems to be unknown al- 
 most everywhere else. It is called " king's base," and 
 is full of all manner of complex happenings, sudden sur- 
 prises, and amusing results. 
 
 Each of the boys selected a base or goal. A row of 
 sidewalk trees were favorite bases. There were just as 
 many bases as boys. Some boy would venture out from 
 his base. Then another would pursue him ; a third 
 would chase the two, and so it would go, the one who 
 left his base latest having the right to catch. 
 
 Just as Johnny Meline was about to lay hold on Jack, 
 Sam Crashaw, having just left his base, gave chase to 
 Johnny, and just as Sam thought he had a good chance 
 to catch Johnny, up came Jack, fresh from having 
 touched his base, and nabbed Sam. When one has
 
 1 66 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 caught another, he has a right to return to his base with 
 his prisoner, unmolested. The prisoner now becomes an 
 active champion of the new base, and so the game goes 
 on until all the bases are broken up but one. Very often 
 the last boy on a base succeeds in breaking up a strong 
 one, and, indeed, there is no end to the curious results 
 attained in the play. 
 
 Jack had never got on in his studies as at this time. 
 Mr. Williams took every opportunity to show his liking 
 for his young friend, and Jack's quickened ambition soon 
 put him at the head of his classes. It was a rule that the 
 one who stood at the head of the great spelling-class on 
 Friday evenings should go to the foot on Monday, and 
 so work his way up again. There was a great strife be- 
 tween Sarah Weathervane and Jack to see which should 
 go to the foot the oftenest during the term, and so win 
 a little prize that Mr. Williams had offered to the best 
 speller in the school. As neither of them ever missed a 
 word in the lesson, they held the head each alternate Fri- 
 day evening. In this way the contest bade fair to be a 
 tie. But Sarah meant to win the prize by fair means or 
 foul. 
 
 One Friday morning before school-time, the boys and 
 girls were talking about the relative merits of the two 
 spellers, Joanna maintaining that Sarah was the better, 
 and others that Jack could spell better than Sarah. 
 
 "Oh!" said Sarah Weathervane, " Jack is the best
 
 KING'S BASE AND A SPELLING-LESSON. 167 
 
 speller in school. I study till my head aches to get my 
 lesson, but it is all the same to Jack whether he studies 
 or not. He has a natural gift for spelling, and he spends 
 nearly all his time on arithmetic and Latin." 
 
 This speech pleased Jack very much. He had stood 
 at the head of the class all the week, and spelling did 
 seem to him the easiest thing in the world. That after- 
 noon he hardly looked at his lesson. It was so nice to 
 think he could beat Sarah Weathervane with his left 
 hand, so to speak. 
 
 When the great spelling-class was called, he spelled 
 the words given to him, as usual, and Sarah saw no 
 chance to get the coveted opportunity to stand at the 
 head, go down, and spell her way up again. But the 
 very last word given to Jack was sacrilege, and, not hav- 
 ing studied the lesson, he spelled it with e in the second 
 syllable and i in the last. Sarah gave the letters cor- 
 rectly, and when Jack saw the smile of triumph on her 
 face, he guessed why she had flattered him that morning. 
 Hereafter he would not depend on his natural genius for 
 spelling. A natural genius for working is the best gift.
 
 CHAPTER XXVI. 
 
 UNCLAIMED TOP-STRINGS. 
 
 WITH a sinking heart, Jack often called to mind that this 
 was his last term at school. The little money that his fa- 
 ther had left was not enough to warrant his continuing ; 
 he must now do something for his own support. He 
 resolved, therefore, to make the most of his time under 
 Mr. Williams. 
 
 When Pewee, Riley, and Ben Berry got through with 
 their punishment, they sought some way of revenging 
 themselves on the master for punishing them, and on 
 Jack for doing better than they had done, and thus es- 
 caping punishment. It was a sore thing with them that 
 Jack had led all the school his way, so that, instead of 
 the whole herd following King Pewee and Prime Minis- 
 ter Riley into rebellion, they now " knuckled down to 
 the master," as Riley called it, under the lead of Jack, 
 and they even dared to laugh slyly at the inseparable 
 " triplets.' 
 
 The first aim of Pewee and company was to get the 
 better of the master. They boasted to Jack and Bob that 
 they would fix Mr. Williams some time, and gave out to
 
 UNCLAIMED TOP-STRINGS. 169 
 
 the other boys that they knew where the master spent his 
 evenings, and they knew how to fix him. 
 
 When Jack heard of this, he understood it. The 
 teacher had a habit of spending an evening, now and then, 
 at Dr. Lanham's, and the boys no doubt intended to play 
 a prank on him in going or coming. There being now 
 no moonlight, the village streets were very dark, and 
 there was every opportunity for a trick. Riley's father's 
 house stood next on the street to Dr. Lanham's ; the lots 
 were divided by an alley. This gave the triplets a good 
 chance to carry out their designs. 
 
 But Bob Holliday and Jack, good friends to the 
 teacher, thought that it would be fun to watch the con- 
 spirators and defeat them. So, when they saw Mr. Wil- 
 liams going to Dr. Lanham's, they stationed themselves 
 in the dark alley on the side of the street opposite to 
 Riley's and took observations. Mr. Williams had a habit 
 of leaving Dr. Lanham's at exactly nine o'clock, and so, 
 just before nine, the three came out of Riley's yard, and 
 proceeded in the darkness to the fence of Lanham's door- 
 yard. 
 
 Getting the trunk of one of the large shade-trees be- 
 tween him and the plotters, Jack crept .up close enough 
 to guess what they were doing and to overhear their con- 
 versation. Then he came back to Bob. 
 
 " They are tying a string across the sidewalk on Lan- 
 ham's side of the alley, I believe," whispered Jack, " so
 
 I/O THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY.* 
 
 as to throw Mr. Williams head foremost into that mud- 
 hole at the mouth of the alley." 
 
 By this time, the three boys had finished their 
 arrangements and retreated through the gate into the 
 porch of the Riley house, whence they might keep a 
 lookout for the catastrophe. 
 
 " I'm going to cut that string where it goes around 
 the tree," said Bob, and he crouched low on the ground, 
 got the trunk of the tree between him and the Riley 
 house, and crept slowly across the street. 
 
 " I'll capture the string," said Jack, walking off to the 
 next cross-street, then running around the block until 
 he came to the back gate of Lanham's yard, which he 
 entered, running up the walk to the back door. His 
 knock was answered by Mrs. Lanham. 
 
 " Why, Jack, what's the matter ? " she asked, seeing 
 him at the kitchen door, breathless. 
 
 " I want to see Susan, please," he said, " and tell 
 Mr. Williams not to go yet a minute." 
 
 " Here's a mystery," said Mrs. Lanham, returning to 
 the sitting-room, where the teacher was just rising to say 
 good-night. " Here's Jack Dudley, at the back door, out 
 of breath, asking for Susan, and wishing Mr. Williams 
 not to leave the house yet." 
 
 Susan ran to the back door. 
 
 " Susan," said Jack, "the triplets have tied a string 
 from the corner of your fence to the locust-tree, and
 
 UNCLAIMED TOP-STRINGS. I/ 1 
 
 they're watching from Riley's porch to see Mr. Williams 
 fall into the mud-hole. Bob is cutting the string at the 
 tree, and I want you to go down along the fence and un- 
 tie it and bring it in. They will not suspect you if they 
 see you." 
 
 " I don't care if they do," said Susan, and she 
 glided out to the cross-fence which ran along the alley, 
 followed it to the front, and untied the string, fetching it 
 back with her. When she got back to the kitchen door 
 she heard Jack closing the alley gate. He had run off to 
 join Bob, leaving the string in Susan's hands. 
 
 Dr. Lanham and the master had a good laugh over 
 the captured string, which was made of Pewee's and 
 Riley's top-strings, tied together. 
 
 The triplets did not see Susan go to the fence. They 
 were too intent on what was to happen to Mr. Williams. 
 When, at length, he came along safely through the dark- 
 ness, they were bewildered. 
 
 "You didn't tie that string well in the middle," 
 growled Pewee at Riley. 
 
 "Yes, I did," said Riley. "He must have stepped 
 over." 
 
 " Step over a string a foot high, when he didn't know 
 it was there ? " said Pewee. 
 
 " Let's go and get the string," said Ben Berry. 
 
 So out of the gate they sallied, and quickly reached 
 the place where the string ought to have been.
 
 1/2 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. - 
 
 " I can't find this end," whispered Pewee by the 
 fence. 
 
 " The string's gone ! " broke out Riley, after feeling 
 up and down the tree for some half a minute. 
 
 What could have become of it ? They had been so 
 near the sidewalk all the time that no one could have 
 passed without their seeing him. 
 
 The next day, at noon-time, when Susan Lanham 
 brought out her lunch, it was tied with Pewee's new top- 
 string, the best one in the school. 
 
 " That's a very nice string," said Susan. 
 
 " It's just like Pewee's top-string," cried Harry Weath- 
 ervane. 
 
 " Is it yours, Pewee? "said Susan, in her sweetest tones. 
 
 " No," said the king, with his head down ; " mine's at 
 home." 
 
 " I found this one, last night," said Susan. 
 
 And all the school knew that she was tormenting 
 Pewee, although they could not guess how she had got 
 his top-string. After a while, she made a dive into her 
 pocket, and brought out another string. 
 
 " Oh," cried Johnny Meline ; " where did you get 
 that ? " 
 
 " I found it." 
 
 "That's Will Riley's top-string," said Johnny. "It 
 was mine. He cheated me out of it by trading an old top 
 that wouldn't spin."
 
 UNCLAIMED TOP-STRINGS. 173 
 
 " That's the way you get your top-strings, is it, Will ? 
 Is this yours ? " asked the tormenting Susan. 
 
 " No, it isn't." 
 
 " Of course it isn't yours. You don't tie top-strings 
 across the sidewalk at night. You're a gentleman, you 
 are ! Come, Johnny, this string doesn't belong to any- 
 body ; I'll trade with you for that old top that Will gave 
 you for a good string. I want something to remember 
 honest Will Riley by." 
 
 Johnny gladly pocketed the string, and Susan carried 
 off the shabby top, to the great amusement of the school, 
 who now began to understand how she had come by the 
 two top-strings.
 
 CHAPTER XXVII. 
 
 THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, AND THE LAST CHAPTER OF 
 THE STORY. 
 
 IT was the last day of the spring term of school. With 
 Jack this meant the end of his opportunity for going to 
 school. What he should learn hereafter he must learn 
 by himself. The money was nearly out, and he must 
 go to work. 
 
 The last day of school meant also the expiration of 
 the master's authority. Whatever evil was done after 
 school-hours on the last day was none of his business. 
 All who had grudges carried them forward to that day, 
 for thus they could revenge themselves without being 
 called to account by the master the next day. The last 
 day of school had no to-morrow to be afraid of. Hence, 
 Pewee and his friends proposed to square accounts on the 
 last day of school with Jack Dudley, whom they hated for 
 being the best scholar, and for having outwitted them 
 more than once. 
 
 It was on the first day of June that the school ended, 
 and Mr. Williams bade his pupils good-bye. The warm 
 sun had by this time brought the waters of the Ohio to
 
 THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL. 175 
 
 a temperature that made bathing pleasant, and when the 
 school closed, all the boys, delighted with liberty, rushed 
 to the river for a good swim together. In that genial 
 climate one can remain in the water for hours at a time, 
 and boys become swimmers at an early age. 
 
 Just below the village a raft was moored, and from 
 this the youthful swimmers were soon diving into the 
 deep water like frogs. Every boy who could perform 
 any feat of agility displayed it. One would turn a 
 somersault in the water, and then dive from one side of 
 the raft to another, one could float, and another swim on 
 his back, while a third was learning to tread water. 
 Some were fond of diving toes downward, others took 
 headers. " The little fellows " who could not swim kept 
 on the inside of the great raft and paddled about with 
 the aid of slabs used for floats. Jack, who had lived for 
 years on the banks of the Wildcat, could swim and dive 
 like a musquash. 
 
 Mr. Williams, the teacher, felt lonesome at saying 
 good-bye to his school ; and to keep the boys company 
 as long as possible, he strolled down to the bank and sat 
 on the grass watching the bathers below him, plung- 
 ing and paddling in all the spontaneous happiness of 
 young life. 
 
 Riley and Pewee conspirators to the last had their 
 plans arranged. When Jack should get his clothes on, 
 they intended to pitch him off the raft for a good wetting,
 
 i;6 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 and thus gratify their long-hoarded jealousy, and get an 
 offset to the standing joke about doughfaces and ghosts 
 which the town had at their expense. Ben Berry, who 
 was their confidant, thought this a capital plan. 
 
 When at length Jack had enjoyed the water enough, 
 he came out and was about to begin dressing. Pewee 
 and Riley were close at hand, already dressed, and pre- 
 pared to give Jack a farewell ducking. 
 
 But just at that moment there came from the other 
 end of the raft, and from the spectators on the bank, a 
 wild, confused cry, and all turned to hearken. Harry 
 Weathervane's younger brother, whose name was An- 
 drew Jackson, and who could not swim, in dressing, 
 had stepped too far backward and gone off the raft. He 
 uttered a despairing and terrified scream, struck out 
 wildly and blindly, and went down. 
 
 All up and down the raft and up and down the bank 
 there went up a cry : " Andy is drowning !" while every- 
 body looked for somebody else to save him. 
 
 The school-master was sitting on the bank, and saw 
 the accident. He quickly slipped off his boots, but 
 then he stopped, for Jack had already started on a splen- 
 did run down that long raft. The confused and terrified 
 boys made a path for him quickly, as he came on at more 
 than the tremendous speed he had always shown in 
 games. He did not stop to leap, but ran full tilt off the 
 raft, falling upon the drowning boy and carrying him
 
 THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL. 177 
 
 completely under water with him. Nobody breathed 
 during the two seconds that Jack, under water, struggled 
 to get a good hold on Andy and to keep Andy from dis- 
 abling him by his blind grappling of Jack's limbs. 
 
 When at length Jack's head came above water, there 
 was an audible sigh of relief from all the on-lookers. But 
 the danger was not over. 
 
 " Let go of my arms, Andy ! " cried Jack. " You'll 
 drown us both if you hold on that way. If you don't let 
 go I'll strike you." 
 
 Jack knew that it was sometimes necessary to stun a 
 drowning person before you could save him, where he 
 persisted in clutching his deliverer. But poor frightened 
 Andy let go of Jack's arms at last. Jack was already ex- 
 hausted with swimming, and he had great difficulty in 
 dragging the little fellow to the raft, where Will Riley 
 and Pewee Rose pulled him out of the water. 
 
 But now, while all were giving attention to the res- 
 cued Andy, there occurred with Jack one of those events 
 which people call a cramp. I do not know what to call it, 
 but it is not a cramp. It is a kind of collapse a sudden 
 exhaustion that may come to the best of swimmers. 
 The heart insists on resting, the consciousness grows dim, 
 the will-power flags, and the strong swimmer sinks. 
 
 Nobody was regarding Jack, who first found himself 
 unable to make even an effort to climb on the raft ; then 
 his hold on its edge relaxed, and he slowly sank out
 
 1/8 THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY. 
 
 of sight. Pewee saw his sinking condition first, and 
 cried out, as did Riley and all the rest, doing nothing to 
 save Jack, but running up and down the raft in a vain 
 search for a rope or a pole. 
 
 The school-master, having seen that Andy was 
 brought out little worse for his fright and the water 
 he had swallowed, was about to put on his boots when 
 this new alarm attracted his attention to Jack Dudley. 
 Instantly he threw off his coat and was bounding down 
 the steep bank, along the plank to the raft, and then along 
 the raft to where Jack had sunk entirely out of sight. Mr. 
 Williams leaped head first into the water and made what 
 the boys afterward called a splendid dive. Once under 
 water he opened his eyes and looked about for Jack. 
 
 At last he came up, drawing after him the uncon- 
 scious and apparently lifeless form of Jack, who wai> 
 taken from the water by the boys. The teacher de- 
 spatched two boys to bring Dr. Lanham, while he set 
 himself to restore consciousness by producing artificial 
 breathing. It was some time after Dr. Lanham's arrival 
 that Jack fully regained his consciousness, when he was 
 carried home by the strong arms of Bob Holliday, Will 
 Riley, and Pewee, in turn. 
 
 And here I must do the last two boys the justice to 
 say that they called to inquire after Jack every day dur- 
 ing the illness that followed, and the old animosity to Jack 
 was never afterward revived by Pewee and his friends.
 
 THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL. l8l 
 
 On the evening after this accident and these rescues, 
 Dr. Lanhani said to Mrs. Lanham and Susan and Mr. 
 Williams, who happened to be there again, that a boy 
 was wanted in the new drug-store in the village, to learn 
 the business, and to sleep in the back room, so as to at- 
 tend night-calls. Dr. Lanham did not know why this 
 Jack Dudley wouldn't be just the boy. 
 
 Susan, for her part, was very sure he would be ; and 
 Mr. Williams agreed with Susan, as, indeed, he generally 
 did. 
 
 Dr. Lanham thought that Jack might be allowed to 
 attend school in the daytime in the winter season, and if 
 the boy had as good stuff in him as he seemed to have, 
 there was no reason why he shouldn't come to something 
 some day. 
 
 "Come to something!" said Susan. "Come to 
 something ! Why, he'll make one of the best doctors 
 in the country yet." 
 
 And again Mr. Williams entirely agreed with Susan. 
 Jack Dudley was sure to go up to the head of the class. 
 
 Jack got the place, and I doubt not fulfilled the hope 
 of his friends. I know this, at least, that when a year or 
 so later his good friend and teacher, Mr. Williams, was 
 married to his good and stanch friend, Susan Lanham, 
 Jack's was one of the happiest faces at the wedding. 
 
 THE END.
 
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