YOU CAN SEARCH ME UCSB LIBRARY YOU CAN SEARCH ME Bring us a plain omelette and one dish of prunes." Page 25 Frontispiece YOU CANT SEARCH ME BY HUGH McHUGH AUTHOR OF 'JOHN HENRY," "DOWN THE LINE WITH JOHN HENRY," "IT'S UP TO YOU," " BACK TO THE WOODS," "OUT FOR THE COIN," "l NEED THE MONEY," "I'M FROM MISSOURI," BTC. ILLUSTRATIONS BY GORDON H. GRANT NEW YORK G. W. DILLINGHAM CO. PUBLISHERS COPYRIGHT, 1905, BY G. W. DlLLINGHAM CO. ISSUED FEBRUARY, 1905. All rights strictly reierved and any infringement of copyright will be dtalt with according to law. YOU CAN SEARCH ME. Press of J. J. Little & Co. Astor Place, New York CONTENTS PAGE JOHN HENRY GETS A PARTNER . . . n JOHN HENRY GETS A SUFFICIENCY . . 29 JOHN HENRY GETS BUSY 45 JOHN HENRY GETS A SHOCK . , . . 59 JOHN HENRY GETS EXCITED .... 72 JOHN HENRY GETS A SETBACK ... 90 JOHN HENRY GETS A SURPRISE . . .103 ILLUSTRATIONS PAGE " BRING us A PLAIN OMELETTE AND ONE DISH OF PRUNES." Frontispiece ... 25 TWO AND A HALF POUNDS OF IRON LANDED ON MY INSTEP 32 "YOU BETCHER SWEET" 63 THE ANSWER WAS A CREAM - COLORED HORSE WHICH LOOKED AT ME SADLY . . 73 A PRETTY HOT LINE OF GOODS, EH ? . . 99 I WAS SO SURPRISED I DROPPED THE EGG 113 YOU CAN SEARCH ME CHAPTER I. JOHN HENRY GETS A PARTNER. if EVEN weeks and then the wedding bells will get busy for you, eh, Bunch?" I chuckled. " Surest thing you know," my old pal Jefferson replied, somewhat dole- fully. " I must dig up a few old shoes and have a plate of cold rice pudding on the doorstep," I went on. " It's going to afford me a bunch of keen delight to soak you in the midriff with a rusty patent leather and then push a few rice fritters in under your coat collar, believe me ! " 12 YOU CAN SEARCH ME. Bunch tried to pull a smile, but his face didn't feel like working, and the finish was a mournful sigh. "John," he said, after the waiter had crowded the sizz-water into the wood alcohol, " I'm a plain case of shrimp ! " "Oh, sush!" I said; "you'll get over that, Bunch. Isn't it a hit how we young fellows begin to warm wise to ourselves the moment we get a flash of the orange blossoms. We think of the beautiful little lady we are leading to the altar and then we think of the many beautiful souses we have led by the hand, and we begin to ask ourselves if we are worthy. Be- fore we can get the right answer the preacher has dropped the flag, the ceremonies are over, and after that the struggle to supply three squares a day puts the boots to every other worry ; am I right, Gonsalvo ? " " I s'pose so, John," Bunch replied, " but it isn't a case of rattles with me. I'm shy with the mazume, and it looks YOU CAN SEARCH ME. 13 now as if that little trip to the minis- ter's will have to be postponed in- definitely." " Skidoo, skidoo, and quit me, Mr. Josheimer ! " I suggested. " I mean it, John," Bunch came back. " I can't lead a girl like Alice Grey into the roped arena of matri- mony when I haven't the price of an omelette for the wedding breakfast, now can I ? " " Great Scott, Bunch, have you been Chadwicked for your roll ? " I asked. " Are you the man from Ohio that was so polite he gave his bank to the lady ? If you are, it serves you right." " No, John," Bunch answered mournfully, " but I had to go to Wash- ington on a business trip, and while there " " Wait, Bunch," I chipped in ; " I've got you sized. While in Washington you met a couple of wise voices who talked nothing but sure-things, so you 14 YOU CAN SEARCH ME. for the Bennings race track to spill your coin, eh, Beau ? " "Well, John, I'll tell you how it was," Bunch tried to square himself. " My roll was just five thousand strong, and I began to wish for about two thousand more, so that I could take the little wife over the wild waves and point out Paris and the Riviera to her. In Washington I met a quick talker named Ike Gibson and he played me for a good, steady listener. Ii