University of California Berkeley THE LAY OF THE SCOTTISH FIDDLE. A POEM. IN FIVE CANTOS. SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN BY W- - S : , ESQ. 7*^. FIRST AMERICAN, FROM THE FOURTH EDINBURGH EDITION", LONDON: PRINTED FOR JAMES CAWTHORN, COCKSPUR-STREET. *81 1- Wbittingham and Rowland, Printers, Gosvvell Street, London. PREFACE OF THE ENGLISH EDITOR. AN eminent female writer, whose genius does honour not only to her sex but to the human race, has observed in her admirable work on Germany, lately published, that conver- sation in England, is confined to politics and business : " Business, the parliament, the ad- " ministration fill all heads; and political " interests are the principal objects of their "meditations" vol. i. p. 221. Without stop- ping at present to controvert an error so in- jurious to the taste of our country, and de- rogatory to the convivial friendly meetings in England, where, when suspicious of no critic, the heart is light, and the soul flows with- out restraint or awe ; or to contest with her the truth of her assertion of the superiority Mi G9 iV PREFACE. of the French in conversation, I am inclined to adapt her remark to American literature. Hitherto the writings of the Americans, with a few exceptions, have been upon po- litical, commercial, and similar grave and important topics ; but of works of taste and imagination the Old World has as yet received no accession from the New. It should seem that the progress of literary genius is con- current with their progress as a nation : they have formed the base of their column, they have perhaps raised the shaft of it, but the capital is wanting : in the Belles Lettres ,and particularly Poetry, they are still behind- hand. Before the present we have seen no work which entitles America to boast of a poet ; but when politics and commerce shall cease to engross the minds of her inhabi- tants, there can be no doubt that some of her sons will share that divine inspiration $ which, in the other quarters of the world, has given celebrity to so many names. That the seeds of poetical genius have been for some time floating in the American at- mosphere, is proved even by efforts that have been unsuccessful ; and now the following PREFACE. V Poem will show that America possesses a Poet who has but to respect himself, and to make a judicious choice of subjects, to take a station among the Bards at the summit of Parnassus. The intrinsic and independent beauties of the poem almost make it a pity that the author should have descended to burlesque and parody. The pen from which these have flowed would have attained, and will attain, immortal honour, by turning to sub- jects worthy of immortality ; by disdaining to catch at a laugh ; and by determining not to give up to party, or even to vindictive patriotism, a soul meant for mankind. It will be seen that the " Lay of the Scot- tish Fiddle" is intended to be in general a parody of Scott's style ; but it will also strike the reader, that the Author frequently loses sight of his intention, and is borne away by the native powers of his own genius into original flights worthy of the great poet himself, whose style he purposes to make subservient to a burlesque romance, in which VI PREFACE. he means to raise a laugh at the military and naval commanders who are engaged to op- pose the pretensions of his country, as well as at some of his own countrymen, particu- larly the inhabitants of New England. He is perhaps more successful than any other writer, who has thought proper to imitate or to parody the style of the poet of Mel- rose; but it is where he soars beyond the sphere of imitation that he proves himself to be a poet. It has pleased the Author, humorously, and perhaps in an open enemy not unfairly, to compose a burlesque poem, in which he treats the war as predatory, our officers as border chieftains, and the military opera- tions, which bear hard upon his countrymen, as the acts of freebooters and uncivilized warfare. To answer these poetical liberties seriously, would be to take them in a serious light. The reply to the causes of the unhappy and unnatural war between Great Britain and America, and the manner of waging it, is in abler hands than that which holds the pen to write this Preface ; nor do the honour PREFACE. VH and character of our commanders on the American station require its aid. That pure romantic burlesque, in which an adherence to fact is not expected, forms the spirit of the story, and of the descrip- tions of the following poem, is very evident, from the Author's own avowal in a humorous note, where he indulges his hostile imagina- tion in creating a ridiculous feature for the face of one of his knights : " I cannot," he states, " positively say he had a red " nose, but there are several reasons to sup- " so. Dugdale affirms, &c." In these points the Author is truly Hudibrastic, and the English reader, who will consider him only as a poet, will make every allowance for the fiction of a writer whose country is at war with that to which he refers, and from whose commanders it may have received some rough treatment. For myself, I will be bound to say, from my confidence in the British spirit on sea and land, that no ope- ration of a British commander was ever the result of dishonourable motives. But this is not the place to enter into a defence of Bri- Vlli PREFACE. tish honour. Be the writer's patriotic pre- judices what they may, they will be invi- sible in the brightness of his genius, and he will find Britons ready to exalt talents in foe or friend, and to bestow upon himself a laurel crown, which the infant hand of Ame- rican Criticism is not yet sufficiently strong to wreathe. PREFACE OF THE AMERICAN EDITOR*. THE poem here presented to the American public, was transmitted to the editor by a friend now in Edinburgh. It is there universally attri- buted to Mr S. and the following is its private history as delivered to our friend, who is intimate in the literary circles of that town, by Mrs. Grant, (the ladies can't keep a secret) author of Letters from the Mountains, and other popular productions. No sooner was an account of the brilliant achievements of Admiral C . received in Edinburgh, than a distinguished Bookseller waited on Mr. S. and offered him a large sum to celebrate them in a poem. Mr. S. began his task on Monday morn- ing, on Saturday it was finished, and the first impression disposed of before the middle of the * In fact the Author. X PREFACE. middle of the ensuing week. Such is shortly the history of this poem, which the editor now offers to the public, without vouching for its authen- ticity. It may however be permitted him to make a few observations on the internal evidence of the production itself, from which he trusts it will appear pretty evident that the work is genuine. The critical reader will perceive many charac- teristics of Mr. S's. manner and taste through- out the whole, and will trace in the notes that persevering industry in the investigation of anti- quity, as well as that extraordinary acquaintance with local scenery and tradition, for which our author is unrivalled. He will also perceive the same fondness for quoting old ballads, and trac- ing the genealogies of illustrious families to their sources. Another resemblance which cannot fail to strike the attention, is the studious abstinence of the author from all allusion to the mythology and traditions of the ancients ; the whole poem containing but one instance of the kind, as far as the editor remembers. At all events, the work is undoubtedly of Bri- PREFACE. XI tish origin, as may be demonstrated by the total ignorance it displays of the geography of this country, an ignorance which is exhibited in most of the English writings, and particularly in the speeches of members of Parliament, whose know- ledge of America is really wonderful, consider- ing how far off it is. The poet in the very outset betrays his want of information in this respect, by making a poor blind fiddler and his little dog walk from New York to Princeton in one day; a thing altogether beyond the bounds of that pro- bability to which all civilized poets are restricted by the rules of criticism. The reader will doubtless smile when he comes to that part of the poem in which our old friends Archy Gifford, and John Joline, are mentioned with such distinction, and honoured with the title of lords, to which however they may, for aught we know, be as fully entitled as some of the dis- tinguished heroes of modern chivalry. Every body in the world, at least in the new world, knows that Archy Gifford was, and John Joline is, as arrant a tavern keeper as any in Christen- dom; yet has Mr. S. with a singular sort of per- verseness, dubbed them both lords, and traced XII PREFACE. their lineage into the very bowels of the crusades. The honest truth of the matter is, that Mr. S. seems to labour under a species of madness si- milar to that of Don Quixote, and arising from the same cause ; the perusal of those mischievous books of chivalry, upon which the curate and the barber pronounced such heavy judgments. The sage Hidalgo never came to an inn without mistaking it for a stately castle ; or encountered an inn-keeper, without metamorphosing him into a noble Castellan, governor, or high born noble- man. In like manner, our author, with a singular felicity of imagination, has contrived to make lords out of every body he meets; to convert honest Archy Gifford's good stone-house into a castle; and to discover an inscription on his stables at Newark, which we firmly believe never existed. Mr. S. ; it will be perceived, takes occasion in his notes to introduce several political opinions, which we think might as well have been let alone. We considered it our duty however to give the poem and its illustrations exactly as we re- ceived them. It has long been the custom with PREFACE. Xlll foreigners to meddle in the affairs of our coun- try ; and their opinions, with regard to the mea- sures of our government, are considered so con- clusive, that they are often quoted with tri umphant exultations by the newspapers here. Our author has certainly as fair a right to the privilege of intermeddling as the best of them ; and doubtless his opinions may be entitled to almost as much consideration as those of a British news- paper, even though they were sanctioned by the weighty support of its brother editor here. We were a little surprised to find Mr. S. mak- ing many sly, and to say the truth, rather severe remarks upon the character and conduct of the people of New-England, and ridiculing their claims to superior virtue and intelligence. In truth, the people of that enlightened quarter of the United States, are no favourites in Scotland, from their too great dexterity in making bargains ; a dexterity which is so notorious, that many bonny Scots are rather shy of having any thing to do with them in this way. We are ourselves rather inclined, however, to attribute this apparent dislike of Mr. S. to a more honourable motive, XIV PREFACE. and to place it to the account of that disgust which, without any reference to party, every high spirited man, in every country, must feel in con- templating the spectacle exhibited by the majo- rity of the people of New England. Like Jionest Peter in Romeo and Juliet, the eastern patriot exclaims, " / dare draw my sword as soon as " another man, when I see occasion, in a good " cause, and with the law on my side." Of all which circumstances he is to be the sole judge. With regard to the merits of this poem, we are inclined to place it above all Mr. S/s other pro- ductions, particularly in point of novelty and invention. The scene being entirely in a new world, the names introduced such as have never before figured in epic poetry, and the adventures mostly of the nautical kind, give it a degree of interest, and an air of freshness and newness, ex- tremely agreeable to those who have been some- what surfeited with the sameness of his former productions. As far as we recollect, there are not more than two or three nautical epic poems extant. The Argonauts of Apollonius Rhodius, the Lusiad of Camoens, and perhaps the Battle PREFACE. XV of the Frogs and Mice of Homer, are of this class. The writer therefore who essays this species of poetry possesses many advantages over all others, because the subject is not alto- gether worn thread-bare. Another conspicuous excellence of the Lay of the Scottish Fiddle is its originality. We will venture to say that Mr. S. has borrowed from no poet ancient or modern, except himself; and that is a species of plagiarism, which deserves to be pardoned on account of its novelty. Few writers are ever detected in purloining their own thoughts, because in general they are not worth the trouble; and besides there is, in all probability, a sort of unaccountable satisfaction in riding a Foray into the territories of a rival author, and carrying off some of his best thoughts, which induces a man sometimes to venture his neck for it. It comes under the class of stolen pleasures, which are most peculiarly gratifying. The most glaring plagiarism of this kind, we think, which Mr. S. has been guilty of in the pre- sent instance, is the manifest similarity exhibited in the characters of the Buccaneer in Rokeby, XVI PREFACE. and the hero of this poem, Sir Cockburn, a simi- larity which must strike the most superficial observer. He has also introduced some of the same lines that have heretofore been given to the public in his former productions. But we know of no law which forbids a man to purloin his own goods, unless with a view of defrauding the underwriters, who in general, we believe, have little to do with any writings, except policies of insurance. INTRODUCTION. 1 HE way was long, though 'twas not cold But the poor bard was weak and old, And carried, scored upon his front, Of many a year the long account. His Fiddle sole remaining pride Hung dangling down his ragged side, In faded bag of flannel green, Through which the well carv'd head was seen Of gaping lion, yawning wide, In regal pomp of beastly pride. The last of all the race was he, Who charm'd the ear with tweedle dee. For lack-a-day ! full well I ween The happy times he once had seen, When in the merry capering days Of olden time he tun'd his lays, 'Mong gallant lads, or jolly sailors, And play'd " the de'cl among the tailors," B 2 INTRODUCTION. Had given place to other glee, And different strains of harmony. " The bigots of this iron time " Had called his harmless art a crime ;" And now, instead of dance and song Pricking the night's dull pace along, And sprightly gambols deftly play'd By rustic lad and gleeful maid, And all that decks the cheek of toil, With nature's warm and heartfelt smile, No sound is heard borne on the gale, In village lone or rural dale, But canting, whining, nasal notes, Twanging through hoarse and foggy throats, Ascending to the startled sky, Mocking the ear of deity With nonsense blasphemous and wild ; While wretches, of their peace beguil'd, Scare the dull ear of drowsy night, With screams that boding screech owls fright, INTRODUCTION. And hollow moans, that seem to flow From damned souls in shades below. Love-feasts are held at midnight's hour, When fancy wields her potent power, And to the trembling wretch's eyes Sepulchres ope, and spectres rise, Gaunt forms, and grisly shapes appear, And sweet religion turns to fear. A fiddler now, no wight so poor, May beg his bread from door to door, Nor tune to please a peasant's ear, Those notes that blithe King Cole might hear. A little dog with gentle speed, Though not of black St. Hubert's breed, Led by a string this man of woe, Whose falt'ring steps, all sad and slow, Seem'd hastening toward that long, long home, Where rich and poor at last must come. 4 INTRODUCTION. Why didn't that puppy walk behind ? Alas ! the fiddler was stone blind, And might not find his way alone Ev'n though meridian sun had shone. Betide him weal, betide him woe, In summer heat or winter snow, Or when the cutting midnight blast Around the leafy forest cast, And withering frost launch'd on the air Laid the sweet face of nature bare ; When man and nature seem'd combin'd With biting frost, and whistling wind, To waste his poor remains of life In anxious toil and fruitless strife ; Still that same dog ne'er shrunk the while From nature's frown, or wooVl her smile ; But faithful to his wonted trust, More true than man, than man more just, He led the wight, from day to day, Unharm'd through all his darksome way. INTRODUCTION. In lonely shed, at brightening blaze, In dewy fields, or hard highways, Or under branch of spreading tree, Where'er his lodgings chanc'd to be, Still that same little faithful guide, Stretch'd at his feet or by his side, While the poor houseless wanderer slept, His guardian watch forever kept. Now cross'd they noble Hudson's tide, In steam boat, young Columbia's pride, And meet it is the poet say They paid no ferriage by the way. Through Jersey city straight they wend, And Bergen hill-tops slow ascend, Whence he who is possessed of eyes A gallant prospect often spies. Far off, the noiseless ocean rolPd A pure expanse of burnish'd gold; 6 INTRODUCTION. And nearer, spread a various view Of objects beautiful and new; Fair Hackinsack, Passaick smooth, Whose gentle murmurs sweetly sooth ; And Newark bay, and Arthur's sound, And many an island spread around, Like fat green turtles fast asleep, On the still surface of the deep. And Gotham might you see, whose spires Shone in the sun like meteor fires. The vessels lay all side by side, And spread a leafless forest wide; And now and then the Yo, heave O, Borne on the breeze, all sad and slow, Seem'd like the requiem of trade, Low in its grave for ever laid. Here, roll'd along in matchless pride, Old Hudson's stream is seen to glide ; INTRODUCTION. Majestic in its noble course It springs a river at its source ! A thousand vessels plough its tide, A thousand beauties deck its side, A thousand products gem its fields, Ten thousand various goods it yields ; And white along its glorious way The villages so new and gay, All scattered here and there are seen, On rising hill or level green. Winding their way in silent toil, O'er bridge, through turnpike^gate, and stile, Our weary travellers pass'd along, Cheer'd by the wild wood's merry song, Till faint with hunger, tir'd and lame, With blistered feet they faltering came To where old Princeton's classic fane, With cupob, and copper vane, And learning's holy honours crown'd Looks from her high hill all around, 8 INTRODUCTION. O'er such a wondrous fairy scene, Of waving woods and meadows green, That sooth to say, a man might swear, Was never seen so wondrous fair. Here many a sign-post caught the view Of our poor dog, whose instinct knew Those fanes, by wandering minstrels sought, Where liquor may be begg'd or bought. In quick succession rose to view, The mason's square and compass true, The checker-board, the crossing keys, And, waving in the poplar trees, The uncork'd bottle, spouting beer Into the tumbler standing near, With curve so graceful, yet so just, That not a single drop is lost. But here stern bigotry abides, Which lovely charity derides, INTRODUCTION. Save, that which vulgar bosom wins, That which at home with self begins. Fiddling and dancing they abhorr'd, And drove the minstrel from their board. Sadly he felt that trying hour, For now approached the summer shower ; The muttering thunder rolling far Made windows rattle with rude jar, Blue lightnings o'er the dark cloud sprung, Like serpents with their forked tongue ; The patient beast, the hurrying man, With headlong haste for shelter ran, And nought that might a shelter find, Brav'd the rude storm, and rushing wind. The old man rais'd his sightless eye To Him who rules the earth and sky ; And seem'd from out that sightless ball, A tear of hard reproach to fall, That HE, who gave the snake a home, Should leave blind men thus sad to roam 10 INTRODUCTION. Perchance that drop fell from the sky, For now the pattering shower was nigh, And those dark eyes had long been dry. Even now he reach'd the welcome door That ne'er was shut aginst the poor, Where lord Joline his merry cheer, Deals out to all from far and near. With hesitating step at last The ample gate he slowly passed ; The lady saw his weary pace, His matted beard, his furrow'd face, Mark'd how his glassy eye-balls glar'd, Yet no intelligence appeared ; And bade her page the menials tell, That they should tend the old man well, And careful be of that same dog Who with the minstrel on did jog. When kindness had his wants supplied, And the old man was satisfied, Began to rise the Fiddlers pride. INTRODUCTION. 11 His elbow itch'd to quaver now ; The little dog, cried bow, wow, wow, And wagg'd his tail to hear again The music of some well known strain. The minstrel 'gan to prate anon, Of Archy Gifford dead and gone, Of good John Gifford rest him God A stouter ne'er at training trod. And would the beauteous lady deign, To listen to his lowly strain, Though tir'd with walking many a mile, And worn with hunger, thirst, and toil, He did'nt know, he could'nt tell, Perchance the strain might please her well. The gracious lady with a smile, Glad thus the evening to beguile, Granted the minstrel's lowly suit, And gave the wight a dram to boot. 12 INTRODUCTION. And now he said he would full fain, He could recall an ancient strain He never thought to sing again ; It was not fram'd for common swine, But such high lords as John Joline. He once had play'd for John Gifford, Till he fell asleep, and loudly snor'd, And much he long'd yet fear'd to try The sleep compelling melody. Amid the strings his fingers stray 'd As if an harp he oft had play'd, But sooth to say he shook his head ; Yet soon he caught the measure true, Of Yankey doodle doodle doo ! And pleas'd to find he'd found the strain, Warm transport seem'd to fire his brain; The fiddle with his chin he pressed, The fiddle pressed against his breast, INTRODUCTION. 13 His fingers o'er the cat-gut stray'd, His elbow work'd, and work'd his head, And as he dol'd the jingling rhyme, With thundering rout his foot kept time. They thought the devil was in the man, When the Last Fiddler thus began. THE LAY OF THE SCOTTISH FIDDLE. CANTO I. THE THREE KNIGHTS. TUB LAY OF THE SCOTTISH FIDDLE CANTO L THE THREE KNIGHTS. I. 1 HE feast was over in the cabin below, And the knight was pacing to and fro On the quarter deck that was guarded well : Who thinks to pass that centinel, Jesu Maria ! shield him well ! No living wight but that knight did dare To print his vent'rous footstep there. II. The tables were cleared, it was idlesse all, The gun-room lads were fast asleep ; c 18 THE THREE KNIGHTS. Silent the rabble rout was all, Silent the breeze and weltering deep. The sailors, bottle loving race, Stretched half asleep recumbent lay, And urg'd in dreams the gallant chase, Of oyster-boats far up the bay. III. Full seven hundred valiant tars, Doft'd their hats when the knight came by, All fam'd afar in naval wars, And feats of modern chivalry. Six lieutenants stout and bold, Twelve midshipmen, not quite so old, Jolly lads of mettle true, Officered this gallant crew. IV. All of these were clad in blue, With belted loins and broad-sword true, THE THREE KNIGHTS. 19 They quitted not their steel so bright, Neither by day, nor yet by night : They lay down to rest, With doublet all brac'd, Pillow'd on plank, so rough and hard ; They carv'd at the meal With sword of true steel, And they drank their small beer out of buckets all tarr'd. V. . Why do these lads stand ready dight 1 Why watch these warriors, arm'd by night 7 They watch to hear the night-watch hail Some enemy's or neutral sail ; To see the beacon glimmering far, Like Will-o'-wisp or shooting star ; They watch 'gainst suthron force and guile, Lest Hull, or Decatur, or Jones's powers, Should threaten their Lordly floating towers, From New-York, or Boston, or Norfolk the while. 20 THE THREE KNIGHTS. VI. Sir Knight with anxious cares oppressed, As little shared of peace or rest, But pac'd with doubtful step and slow, Now back and forth, now to and fro. Care sat upon his wrinkled brow, As deep revolving when and how He might chastise the sinful fry, Who dar*d His MAJESTY defy, And brac'd in arms, defend their right, 'Gainst such a true and valorous knight. VIL And then he call'd his captains strait, By signal far and near, Quick in his presence to appear, And on his Knightship wait. And then was heard the mournful strain Of Yo, heave O, and, launched amain, THE THREE KNIGHTS. 21 The jolly boats began to ply Their feathery oars right rapidly : While as they dip the briny tide, And o'er its swelling bosom glide, Who on the waters cast his eye, Might see them sparkle like the sky, When myriad stars all gaily bright, Gem the pale robe of dusky night. VIII. What gallant chiefs well known to fame, To answer thus the signal came ? Sir Beresford, a sturdy limb, To drink or fight all one to him, Though sooth to say, 'twas always thought, In liquor he most bravely fought ; Nor ever so resistless felt As when beneath his buck-skin belt, He carried store of claret rare ; Sooth ! then he'd fight, as well as swear. 22 THE THREE KNIGHTS. Far fam'd was he for noted feats 'Mongst oyster-boats and neutral fleets, And never turn'd his back they say, To any ship that ran away : From " Emerald Isle," he swaggering came, To fill his purse, I ween full fain. o IX. Sir Cockburn next, a border chief, Descended from full many a thief, Who in the days of olden time, Was wont to think it little crime In gallant raid at night to ride, And scour the country far and wide ; Rifle the murder'd shepherd's fold, Do deeds that make the blood run cold, And cottage fire with burning hand, In Durham or in Cumberland. Full well their great examples stole Into Sir Cockburn's daring soul : THE THREE KNIGHTS, 23 When ill his father's mouldering hall, Where day-light oft peep'd through the wall, And bats and rooks and night's lone bird O'er pilfer'd prey to scream were heard, His sybil nurse the story told, Of many a stout moss trooper bold, Who 'gainst his king and country stood, Knee-deep in pious Christian blood. Blood of Armstrong and Deloraine, Skulk'd through the urchin's itching vein, And well he prov'd the great descent, For both in him seem'd sweetly blent. When puling in his nurse's arms, He stole her amulets aud charms, Pilfer'd her snuff, at sabbath day Purloin'd her lov'd prayer-book away, And early show'd how great he'd be In feats of modern chivalry. 24 THE THREE KNIGHTS. X. Oft from his bed he forth did hie, At ghastly midnight hour, When witches on their broomsticks ply, And fairies leave their bower; And roam at large o'er hill and dale, And prowl in silence round, Skulking, like sheeted spectre pale, O'er holy church-yard mound ; And if perchance he happ'd to find, A hen roost he might rob, Or shirt, aye swelling in the wind, Or any other job ; Merrily, merrily he would hie To the castle and hide his spoil ; And when was rais'd a hue and cry, Like holy innocent would smile. THE THREE KNIGHTS. XL Such were his childish feats I ween, And ere he sixteen years had seen Five times in the stocks he'd been. At length to be more bravely free, To rob at large, he went to sea ; For he had heard the valiant feats Of British tars and British fleets ; That bullies of the subject seas, Not only rob their enemies, But claim the right, as Yankies know, To plunder friend as well as foe. XII. Here full three years our hero pass'd, In phrase marine, before the mast, Where he was driven from pole to pole, Blasted his eyes, and d d his soul, Chew'd, smok'd, crack'd jokes, and drank his flip, And learn'd all arts of seamanship; 26 THE THREE KNIGHTS. Until at last he rose to be, A boisterous captain of the sea XIII. He once had sail'd the world atl round, And could with many a tale astound Of the far-fam'd Antipodes, Where people walk'd on hands and knees, And thus like flies against the wall, With back turned downward us'd to crawl, And sometimes, through sheer want of care, Would tumble off the Lord knows where* He too had been on Lapland shore, Where witches keep such mighty store Of winds compressed in knot so tight, Not one of them can take a fli ght, Or blow a breath without their leave, As ail good seamen well believe. Sir Captain bought of these a store, And out to sea in triumph bore; THE THREE KNIGHTS. 27 Where like Ulysses he would brag, He had them all tied in a bag. Whene'er becalm'd on wat'ry waste, He made one of his knots unfast, And swore the wind did always blow The very way he wish'd to go. XIV. Castor and Pollux, those dread lights, At mast head seen in stormy nights, He had entrapt as we trap rats, Or boys catch fire-flies in their hats ; Had tam'd them too with wond'rous skill, And us'd to light his binnacle. v The flying Dutchman, direful sprite ! He chas'd one livelong winter's night, And drove him ere the break of day, Full high and dry in Table-bay. Oft o'er his cups he made his boast, He'd seen on Norway's ice-bound coast, 28 THE THREE KNIGHTS. A Kraaken of such wondrous size, He scarcely could believe his eyes. Full easily the earth 'twould span, As eel a common frying pan; So heavily it press'd the ground, The world could hardly turn around ; This side of earth quite low did seem, While f other fairly kick'd the beam ; Whence he derived the long, long nights, That vex'd those luckless northern wights. In short, from Sinbad fam'd of old, Down to the days of Crusoe bold, There ne'er had liv'd a vent'rous elf, Who told such stories of himself ; One who had rode so many gales, Or thrown so many tubs to whales. XV. Bold captain now of ship of war, He show'd in triumph many a scar ; THE THREE KNIGHTS. 29 But whether they at home were got, In midnight feats of yore, Or naval fight, yet well I wot, Some curious marks he bore, That look'd Gramercy ! like the print Of lashes given with heavy dint Of cat-o-nine tail, or rope's end ; From whose dread smart me heav'n forefend. XVI. Sir John and Sir Cockburn in plundering renown'd, Sat in the cabin in thought profound, Waiting to hear Sir Bolus propound. His hand was press'd by his sun-burnt cheek, As he por'd o'er the chart of the bay Chesapeake, While his finger along the surface did pass, Till it made a full stop at Havre de Grace. Then might you see his red eye flash ; Then might you hear his white teeth gnash, As starting up with a ghastly grin, The stalwart knight did thus begin 30 THE THREE KNIGHTS. 1 HE minstrel paus'd, his faltering hand No more could age and toil withstand. The hardships of his lonely way, And years and grief had stoFn away The vigour of his youthful prime, The spirit of his early time ; And now he thought in bitter sooth, That robb'd of sight and lusty youth, He might not now, as wont, essay To please high lords and ladies gay. Yet still he trembling seem'd to ask, If they approved his minstrel task ; And said, perchance his skill was fled, For, well-a-day ! his sightless head, Where winter snow and summer heat, Were wont in ruthless wrath to beat, Perhaps, lack'd fancy to impart Sweet pleasure to the hearer's heart ; THE THREE KNIGHTS. 31 It was not that 'twas dark midnight, That the pale moon withheld her light ; Alike to him was time and tide, No day and night his hours divide ; To him alike or gloom or light, For him 'twas one long pitchy night: Whether the wandering sun-beam play'd, Or moon-light o'er the waters stray'd, Or darkness veiPd the earth and skies, The same to his dark sightless eyes ; 'Twas night when pleasure was away, And sunshine when his heart was gay. The lady now to praise began, And re-assur'd the lowly man ; Who pleas'd to think they lov'd his lays, And, like all minstrels, fond of praise, Amid the strings his fingers laid, And thus the Second Canto play'd. THE LAY OF THE SCOTTISH FIDDLE. CANTO II. THE COUNCIL. THE LAY OF THE SCOTTISH FIDDLE. CANTO II. THE COUNCIL. AND said I, that my limbs were old, , And that my head with age was cold ; That time had quench'd my wonted fire, And stol'n the witchery of my lyre, And curb'd my fancy's youthful pride ? If I said so, why then I lied ! I cannot view fair nature's face, Nor catch her well-remember'd grace ; Nor taste the balm of beauty's smile, That cheer'd my lonely heart erewhile ; Nor see the woodland warbler stray In careless freedom on the spray ; D 2 36 THE COUNCIL. Yet when I hear the summer breeze Play o'er the bosoms of the trees, Whose answering whispers seem to tell, They love the gentle visit well ; Or the wild music of the grove, Vocal with lengthen'd notes of love; Or what is sweeter to my car, The voice of gentle damsel near ; Remembrance waken'd starts away To blithsome scenes of distant day, When these dead eyes could freely scan, The face of nature and of man ; Catch, mantling in young beauty's cheeks, The blush that untold secret speaks, Translate the glances of her eye, The only real witchery. I. The opening eye-lids of the dawn, A smiling glance threw o'er the lawn, THE COUNCIL. 37 Where dew-drops glitter'd in the ray, And Gossamers all sparkling lay, Like veil bespangled all with gold, And thrown in many a careless fold O'er the fair head of damsel gay, To hide her beauties from the day. II. Sir Bolus and the doughty knights, Who long ago had dous'd their lights, [n hopes to dream of some rare plan, To break the head of stout foeman, Awaken'd by the swift-wing'd ray, Bright herald of the coming day, That o'er the world of waters play'd, And in the cabin window stray'd, (Start up, as did their great compeer, When struck by bright Ithuriel's spear. Sir Bolus then, prodigious man, Unfolded thus his glorious plan. 38 THE COUNCIL. III. ' Did not Josiah Quincy say, ' In Congress only f other day, ' That Britain's power was unconfin'd, ' As raging flood, or freeborn wind 1 * That in three months no Yankey sail * Would spread its bosom to the gale ? * With such encouragement we came, ' In hope to share the glorious game, 6 And line our coffers with that gold, ' The love of which makes bord'rers bold : * And yet by our bright ruling star, ' The star of plunder and of war, ' Save neutral, or d d oyster boat, * Not fit on ocean's wave to float, ' A skiff, a veritable log, ' As none but vent'rous Yankey dog ' Would trust his carcase in a mile, ' Though ocean wore her sweetest smile ; THE COUNCIL. ' Save such vile prey, our cruise has been The vilest cruise that e'er was seen. IV. He ceas'd, then cast his hopeless eye On a huge map just lying by, And strait that eye, with living fire, Was lighted up in bitter ire : [n tones that quell'd the ocean wave, Thus our good knight began to rave : * The recreant wight who dares to say, In the bright face of this good day, * That in this land French influence Exists not, sure has lost his sense : A living proof behold we here, c In black and white distinct appear : ' Behold, sir knights, a vile French place, c Call'd Havre with a d d de Grace! Another too ! yclept French town, Which we by Heav'n must tumble down, 40 THE COUNCIL. * Ev'n though their walls were twelve feet thick ' Of good grey stone, or blood-red brick ; f Like those of far-fam'd Lewistown, ' We tried in vain to batter down ; ' Which, like Amphion fam'd of old, * Sir Beresford, in safety bold, ' Rais'd up by magic of his lyre, ' To keep the town from catching fire/ V. Childe Cockburn to Sir Bolus goes, With spectacles on Bardolph nose, Which burnt the glass at such a rate, It almost sing'd his whisker'd pate ; Pores o'er the map with curious eyes, And soon the staring proof espies. Sir Beresford, though half asleep As usual, came and took a peep ; And all agreed, was nought so clear, As that French influence triumph'd here. THE COUNCIL. 41 VI. Then thus Sir Bolus < Who will dare ' The dangerous glory, and repair ' To these vile towns, and wrap in flame ' Their being, nay, their very name 1 ' Who dares, upon our knightly word, ' His majesty shall make a lord/' Sir Beresford was capering round, With lightsome step and airy bound, Whistling an Irish jig the while, With many a self-approving smile, His much admired leg to greet, In silken hose, ' neat and complete/ He heard not, or seemed not to hear, But whistled still, * Brave Brian's Bier/ VII. But keen Childe Cockbnrn, good at need, A stouter never stole a steed, 42 THE COUNCIL. Or bullock with a single blow Sent bellowing to the shades below ; With noble spirit, valour stirr'd, Started up, and took the word : * O merrily I to the battle will hie, * And merrily, merrily burn ; ' And many a day, shall not pass away, ' Till Sir Cockburn in triumph return. * Ere long will I gaze on the bright burning blaze ' Of this rascally town of the French ; ' And feast on the fright, of the scampering wight, * And the terror of half-naked wench. ' O swiftly can speed, my vessel at need, * And sweet blows the south wind so mild ' Gramercy ! Sir Knight, I ne'er felt such delight, * Since I robb'd a hen-roost when a child. * And safer by none, can thy errand be done, < Than Noble Knight by me ; THE COUNCIL. 43 I love to hear the shrill cry of fear, * And the bright burning cottage to see.' VIII. Childe Cockburn's hand Sir Bolus took, And like a knight of mettle shook ; Well pleas'd to think what vast renown Would spring from burning this French town, And that his glory soon unfurl'd, Should light the shores of this New World ; And blaze like bale-fire, near and far, The Phoenix of the Border war. O then he call'd for generous wine, To treat the gallant Knight, For well Sir Bolus did opine, He'd drink as well as fight. The music too in merry peal Struck up at his command : The Irish jig, the Scottish reel, Was danc'd on light fantastic heel, By the three knights hand in hand. 44 THE COUNCIL. At last Sir Bolus gave the order, To play ' Blue Jackets o'er the Border;' A merry lilt, which at the time When chivalry was in its prime Stern Border chiefs would oft inspire, To dance round cottage wrapt in fire, With bowlings, as when Indian yell Is heard at midnight hour to swell, Sad herald of those damned rites, Which Indian chiefs and modern knights Pay to the god of their desire, The god of plunder, rape, and fire. IX. And now around the ample board, With Yankey plunder often stor'd, In silence for their dinner wait The stalwart knights in sober state ; And soon the tarry scullions came, With many a dish well known to fame, THE COUNCIL. 45 Roast beef, though not of merry England, At top of table took its stand ; Beef, which Sir Beresford had won, In battle brave at Lewistown ; Potatoes next were seen to smoke, Which Irish appetites provoke ; To please Childe Cockburn's Scottish taste, The board with oaten cakes was grac'd ; , Haggis, salt herring, ancj whatever Scotch palate tickles, too was there. X. But when their stomachs ran aground, The sparkling goblet pass'd around ; For stout Sir Bolus, good at need, Was fam'd for making bottles bleed : He, like Sir Quixote, oft mistook, And pipes of wine for wind-pipes took; The which, with keen pot-valour true, At backstroke he would slice in two ; 46 THE COUNCIL. And while the blood-red liquor ran, Would swear 'twas blood of stout foeman. XI. Me lists not at this tide declare What drinking feats these knights did dare, And how, in fight of mantling bowl, They sent full many a Yankey soul To wander in the shades of death, And scare their ghostships out of breath, With tales of mighty Border feats, Performed by gallant British fleets. Suffice that evening clos'd around, And our wet knights still quaffing found ; Nor till night's dim and shadowy hand The veil had drawn o'er sea and land, And shut the windows of the skies, Did this our great triumvirate rise, And when they rose, in sooth be't said, They rose to reel to birth or bed. THE COUNCIL. 41 CEAS'D the high strain. The lady smil'd Her grateful thanks, for time beguiFd ; In sooth, by such a witching strain, She well might list it o'er again : Yet much she ponder'd in her mind, How one so weak, so old, and blind, Could touch the strings with such true art, As won the listening hearer's heart. She wot not of the sacred spark That cheer'd him on his way so dark ; That in his aged bosom burn'd, And all his hours to sunshine turn'd. Much too she marveird he should roam In the wide world without a home, Whose art could minister so sweet, And mem'ry of her poisons cheat, And win the heart to peace and rest When hope expires on sorrow's breast 48 THE COUNCIL. * Was none to cheer his sightless hours, ' To foster his sweet minstrel powers ? ' No son, no daughter, no dear friend, ' To sooth, to succour, to defend ; * To bury him when he should die, ' And o'er his green grave sadly sigh ? * Was none to guide his lonely way, ' Through endless night, but little Tray?' The old man's spirit seem'd to roam A moment to some long-lost home, And on his dark cheek once it seem'd A tear of glistening sorrow gleam'd : Sadly he hung his snowy head, And sadly sigh'd, yet nothing said. Then, as to cheat the hour of grief, Thus the sad minstrel sought relief, And tried, by magic of his art, To sooth the aching of his heart. THE LAY OF THE SCOTTISH FIDDLE. CANTO 111. THE PROGRESS. THE LAY OF THE SCOTTISH FIDDLE, CANTO HI. THE PROGRESS. TWAS one bright morn in merry May, When all the fields were green and gay; When in the covert of the grove Blithe songsters sit, and sing of love ; I When roses bloom, or ought to bloom, s And all the air is one perfume ; When on the damsel's ruddy cheek r A thousand speaking blushes break ; When tadpoles wriggle in the mud, Whence learned Colles of the blood jibe rapid circulation shows, l\s all the world already knows Twas then, as ancient legends say, 2hilde Cockburn stout got under way. 52 THE PROGRESS. II. The south wind blew a gentle gale, That swelled the bosom of the sail ; And swift the sister vessels glide Impatient o'er the weltering tide, Till now the entrance of the bay Before their eyes wide open lay. They saw the noble brothers twain, Twin giants, guardians of the main, Henry and Charles *, renown'd, I wot, For something which I have forgot; York-Town that made the Childe turn pale, And brought to mind the glorious tale Of stout Cornwallis, forced to yield Before our country's sword and shield. III. The Rappahanock soon they saw, And then Potomack's yawning maw ; * Names of the Capes. THE PROGRESS. So wide it seem'd, in sooth to say, Twould swallow up the mighty bay. With merry shout and thundering rout They pass'd the bluff of Point Look-out; Saw the pale shrine of St. Jerome, Where time long past he found a home. Cox's rude cliff now near was seen, And Cedar Point all smiling green ; And Herring Bay and Parker's Isle, Where nature wears her sweetest smile ; And fairies, as I was once told, Their nightly revels love to hold, And oft by wand'ring wight are seen Tripping along the dewy green. IV. Steady the vessels held their way, Coasting along the spacious bay, By Hooper's Strait, Micomico, Nantikoke, Chickacomico. 54 THE PROGRESS. Dam-quarter, Chum, and Hiwassee, Cobequid, Shubamaccadie, Piankatank, and Pamunkey. Ompomponoosock, Memphragog, Conegocheague, and Ombashog, Youghiogany, and Choctaw, Aquakanonck, Abacooche; Amoonoosuck, Apoquemy, Amuskeag, and Cahokie, Cattahunk, Calibogie, Chabaquiddick, and Chebucto, Chihohokie, and Chickago, Currituck, Cummashawo, Chickamoggaw, Cussewago, Canonwalohole, Karatunck, Lastly great Kathtippakamunck *. * The reader acquainted vyith the geography of I country will perceive that Mr. S in his zealous pt suit of high-sounding and poetical names, has brought gether, on the shores of the Chesapeake, places, many them, at least three thousand miles dLtaut. Tbe c And sees the fiery ruin spread ; And marks the red and angry glare Of water, sky, and earth, and air. Seem'd Susquehanna's wave on fire, And red with conflagration dire ; The spreading bay's ensanguin'd flood Seem'd stain'd with tint of human blood : O'er Cecil County, far and wide, Each tree, and rock, and stream was spied ; And distant windows brightly gleam'd, As if the setting sun had -beam'd. THE BURNING. 115 XXIII. The Elkton burgher rais'd his head To see what made the sky so red ; From Ararat the falcon sail'd; The owl at lonely distance waiPd ; The gaunt wolf far adown the dale Loaded with loud lament the gale, As plaining that the morning's prime Had come that day before its time ; The wild deer started in the wood, And all on tiptoe listening stood To hear the yell, so stern and drear, That smote upon his startled ear; But when he saw the raging fire Spring up the sky, and then retire, ' Now spread o'er ether, quick advance, And now o'er heav'n's blue concave dance, ith furious bound he hied away, And hid him from the light of day; 12 116 THE BURNING. Far in the distant forest green, Where fire, or man, was never seen. XXIV. The waning flame is waxing low, 'Tis all one smoking ruin now : The blackened walls, the charred pine, No more in blazing splendour shine; And the once animated scene Is now as if it ne'er had been : Where late the passing trav'ller view'd A little nest of houses strew'd, Was nothing now but mouldering wall, Already nodding to its fall ; As if old Time, in wrathful spite, Had silent come that fatal night, And did, to shew his wondrous power, The work of years, in one sad hour. THE BURNING. 117 XXV. No more beheld the busy show Of people passing to and fro, On business or on pleasure bent, With smiling look of calm content : But here and there might now be seen, The black and ruin'd walls between, A ragged urchin prowling pass To scratch among the smoking mass, And search with keen inquiring eye Some precious relic to espy. XXVI. And many a houseless wretch was seen Wending their way across the green, With slow and lingering step, to view The havoc made by lawless crew. Alas ! where shall the wanderers roam To find a refuge and a home ? H8 THE BURNING. Will those who celebrate the feats Of Russian boors and British fleets, And, universal patriots grown, Feast for all victories but our own- Will these be just, and make amends For the rude havoc of their friends? No, rather would they task their mind Excuses for such acts to find, And justify the lawless feats Of British tars and British fleets, XXVII. As tottering near the smoking heap The houseless matron bends to weep, Methinks I hear her sighing say, As turning in despair away : ' Are these the gallant tars so long t The burthen of their country's song 1 ' These they, whose far resounding name f Fills the obstreperous trump of Fame ? THE BURNING. 119 ' Who lord it o'er the subject wave, * And France and all her prowess brave ? * These, who such deeds of glory wrought, * When Blake, and Howe, and Duncan fought ? < These, who with Nelson, Honour's son, ' The victory so often won ? 4 These the same Britons, fam'd of ydre * At Cressy and at Agincour 1 4 These, the great ' bulwark ' to oppose, -* Peace and religion's deadly foes 1 ' These, who are destined to restore ' Repose to Europe's harass'd shore ? * God help the while ! if such they be, * What glorious times we soon shall see ! XXVIII. If such they be God help the while! ' Where send the peaceful sons of toil, * Who take no part in that fell strife ' Which in ambition's land is rife, 120 THE BURNING. ' But harmless trade industrious ply, * Nor trouble aught beneath the sky * To what lone scene must they retire ' To 'scape the Briton's wrathful fire? * Where shall the matron refuge seek ? * The infant that can hardly speak 1 ' Where the bed-ridden and the old ' Retire from reach of Briton bold 1 ' Who comes in pious Christian ire * To purify the earth by fire ; 6 Who labours for the world's repose * By heaping up a world of woes ; * Who points our hopes to realms of bliss, f By making us heart-sick of this ; ' And thus, as farmer Caleb saith, * ACTS AS THE " BULWARK OF OUR FAITH/' ' HUSH'D is the strain, the minstrel gone ; But did he wander forth alone ? THE BURNING. 121 No close by Princeton college gate Even to this day he holds his state, Where well his bearing you may know By sightless eye, and head of snow. His little garden flourishes With salad rare and radishes ; Cabbage and cucumbers are seen, And turnips with their tops so green ; And of the common garden stuff The minstrel has more than enough: His faithful dog is often seen Waddling across the college green, And not a little Freshman there But pats his head with pious care : At summer eve there gather round The student lads, who stand astound, And listen with attentive glee To tales of modern chivalry, And gallant feats of younger times, And various wild and witching rhymes : 122 THE BURNING. Once in the year he deigns to play. First fiddle on Commencement Day, When in Joline's high stately hall Is held the Student's ANNUAL BALL. SCOTCH fiddle! fare thee well! the night dogs bark ; Their wild notes with thy dying tones con- tending, Rouse from his reverie some boozy spark, From porter house or tavern homeward wending : Resume thy case again, thou wantest mending, And, by worn strings make droning minstrelsy; The squeaking tones with city vespers blending, Mix'd with the distant hum of nightly glee, In drowsy concert, sleepy maketh me. Yet once again, farewell Scotch fiddle dear ! For dear thou art io hose that buy thy lay : THE BURNING. 123 Ah ! little reck'd I of thy tones so clear, That scare love-making Catlings far away. How often have I scrap'd whole nights away, And murder'd tunes the world hath never known ; What time to dancing wights and damsels gay I tun'd thy strings and fiddled all alone : That I survive these nights, sweet fiddle, is thine own. Hark ! as my lingering footsteps slow retire, Some airy minstrel wakes thy worn-out string ! 'Tis Church's ghost, come from Tartarean fire ! * Scotch ointment/ stead of rosin pure he brings. And hark ! how sweet th' anointed fiddle rings ! Fainter and fainter in receding swell, As the pure spirit spreads his singed wings, My fingers itch to play the wizard spell, But 'twill not be SCOTCH FIDDLE, fare thee well! IN the course of the following Notes, the A uthor sometimes designates himself, as in the title page, Edi- tor ; the reader will always understand these to be the production of the Author himself. Whenever the English Editor has thought it proper to throw in a Note, it is in Italics, and signed, E. Ed. NOTES TO THE INTRODUCTION. NOTE I. X HE last relic of the ancient and most honourable order of minstrels, or troubadours in America, is observ- able in the itinerant fiddler, who travels about for the purpose of administering to the harmless gaiety of the rustics, by playing, and sometimes singing for them at their merry-makings. In ancient times the fiddle was usually accompanied by the music of a cat, as appears from the following fragment of a very rare ballad, com- municated to me by my valued friend Mr. Jacobus Porcus, the Ettrick shepherd. The accompaniment of the cat must have been a delightful addition to the har- mony j and it is no wonder that the cow was so hugely delighted that she jumped over the moon. Indeed there is nothing in all antiquity which exhibits the wonderful effects of music more strikingly, than this precious little fragment : 126 NOTES. Heye dyddle dyddle, Ye catte and ye fythele, Ye keouw yumped over ye inooiic ; Ye leetle dogge laugffed Vor to zee syche craffte, And ye dysche felle a-lyckynge ye spoone. It appears by an ancient manuscript, that the tl leetle dogge" who laughed, as well he might, at this eccen- tric caper of the cow, belonged to the laird Buccleuch, and was ancestor to the very identical dog mentioned in the poem. But it has been asserted by learned antiquarians, that the fiddle, vulgarly called violin by certain people of affected refinement, though very ancient, was probably not known to the fereeks and Romans, as there is no notice of the bow in the writings of these people. The earliest mention of the instrument in English literature, occurs in one of the last places that one would look for it, to wit, in the Life of St. Christopher, a metrical compo- sition of the twelfth century. " Christofre, him served longe, " The kynge loued the melodye offithele and songe. It is not a little singular that the saint should make himself agreeable to the king in this manner. Be this as it may, it has been ascertained by those who have by their labours administered so much to the laudable cu- riosity of mankind, that the fiddle was not in common use, or admitted in a concert, until the time of Charles NOTES. 127 the Second. He being a right jolly king, was highly tickled with the inspiring strains of this merry-making instrument, and forthwith established for himself, a band of four and twenty fiddlers, which gave rise to the famous and well known song of " Four and twenty Fiddlers, all in a row.'' Such are the gross errors of careless inquirers into the history of this ancient and venerable instrument, which if it did not precede, was certainly contemporary with the bag-pipe, the harp, the lute, and other instruments of acknowledged antiquity. So much has been said of the Welsh harp, the Irish harp, and the Scotch harp, that this fortunate instrument has borne away the palm from all others, and stripped the fiddle in particular of those honours which are lawfully its due. The divine Raphael, as he is called, not because he was a doctor of divinity, but because he painted divinely, has sufficiently proved the antiquity of the fiddle, by representing Apollo fiddling most vehemently to the Muses ; and still further to exalt his favourite instrument, has on another occasion introduced it in a concert of angels. The silence of the ancient writers being merely negative, is certainly not to be placed against the positive authority of the divine Raphael, who by putting the fiddle into Apollo's hand, has plainly indicated his conviction of its being at least as old as the sun itself. 128 NOTES. NOTE II. In faded bag of flannel green. IT has been the custom from time immemorial in Ame- rica, for a fiddler to carry his fiddle in a bag of green flannel, or baize ; probably in a sort of punning allusion to the green Bays, with which the poets have crowned Apollo, the great patron of minstrelsy. Among the many modern innovations, introduced by the Normans, Danes, Saxons, and Britons, who are gradually over- running that easy country, is that of carrying the fiddle about in a box, which singularly resembles a child's coffin, and presents an antidote to all gestic hilarity. NOTE III. Of gaping lion yawning wide, In regal pomp and beastly pride. ALMOST all the ancient fiddles I have seen, have the head of a lion rudely carved, and gaping in a most outrageous manner. The reason of this is obvious, for as the Lion i is the king of beasts, and the fiddle the most perfect, of i course the king, of musical instruments, the carved head: is doubtless intended to have a sort of hieroplyphical allusion to this analogy. Whether some connection might* not be traced by means of this hieroglyphic between the fiddle and the lyre of Osiris, alias Hermes Trismegistus, alias Mercury, the great Egyptian player, is a question NOTES. 129 deserving the serious consideration of Mr. Bryant, were he alive. That learned Atlas having so successfully trans- planted Troy, with all its walls and battlements, like the house of Our Lady of Loretto, from one country into ano- ther, mii^ht be expected to prove Homer a Scotch piper, and Trismcgistus a blind fiddler. NOTE IV. Love-feasts at midnight's dangerous hour. THESE orgies, which are undoubtedly borrowed from the aboriginal Americans, have a striking resemblance to the war-dances of the savages, being accompanied by similar howlmgs, groanings, gnashing of teeth, strange contortions, and extravagant gesticulations. NOTE V. Those notes that blithe king Cole might hear. THIS Jolly king was a contemporary of Fergus, Brian Borholme, king Twaddle, and many other illustrious mo- narchs, about whom we know nothing; at least nothing worth knowing. It is probable that he was neither more nor less than one of the ancient lairds of Col, who was remarkable for being fond of fiddling. In these days there were a prodigious number of petty sovereigns, like those whom the bitter little Emperor of tf.e Gauls has sent packing. These high chieftains, if they only had a forest K 130 NOTES. of five hundred trees, with a reasonable proportion of bushes ; two or three half-starved deer ; a game keeper I beg pardon a forester dressed in green and silver, with enormous whiskers, and a toasting iron two yards long, to frighten the poor peasants, together with a cor- poral's guard of long queued soldiers, would forthwith set themselves up for mighty kings, and under that sacred title pick pockets, and rob on the highways with the best of them. Be this as it may, we learn that king Cole, or Col, was a great admirer of the fiddle, as appears from the following fragment of an ancient ballad sung on the Borders, pre- served in the Bodleian Library. Owlde kynge Cole was a iollye owlde soule, And a iollye owlde soule was hee Owlde kynge Cole was a iollye owlde soule, And hee caulled forre fytheles three. Another reading of this valuable relique is communL cated to me by my learned friend Mr. R. Surtees of I Mainforth, who had it from his nurse, a very old woman, deaf and blind, and therefore the more likely to have a good memory. It runs thus : ' Merrye kynge Cole, was a thyrstye olde soule, * And a thyrstye olde soule was hee. 4 Merrye kynge Cole was sette round a boule, ' And hee caull'd for fythlers three.' I shall endeavour to decide which of these is the true reading, in the next edition of this work. NOTES. 131 NOTE VI. A little dog with gentle speed, Though not of black St. Hubert's breed. [ HAVE taken infinite pains to ascertain the true breed of this faithful little animal, but cannot flatter myself with having arrived at that degree of certainty, which a matter of such interest demands. He was not a bull dog ; nor a ban dog ; nor a badger ; nor a greyhound ; nor a pointer; nor a turnspit 5 nor a pug ; nor a wolf dog ; nor a Da- nish ; nor a Siberian ; nor a Chinese ; nor a Newfoundland dog. The most general tradition is, that he was a mon- grel, having the proboscis of a pug, the body of a grey- lound, and the bandy legs of a turnspit. NOTE VII. And Bergen hill-tops slow ascends, THIS village is of great antiquity, insomuch that the old- est man now living at that place, who is so old that he cannot tell when he was born, does not remember its first settlement. The people here are noted for their * steady habits/ a source of great self-gratulation in many parts of America, whether the*e ' steady habits' be good or bad, it would seem. The men wear the same shaped hats, the same redundant galligaskins, the same veritable linsey- woolsey coats, and the women appear in the same long- eared caps, striped petticoats, high-heel shoes, little silver K2 132 NOTES. buckles, and long waists, they figured in during the happy days of the Dutch dynasty, rendered so illustrious by the renowned history of my friend Knickerbocker. In these ' steady habits' they exceed even their neighbours in Con- necticut, where fashions have undergone great changes since the golden age of the Blue Laws, when their simple ancestors were wont to cover their heads with half a pumpkin shell, and cut the hair by its regular outline, that no upstart hair might pride itself upon being longer than its neighbour. With respect to the fashion of their gar- ments, there is a sad falling off, for I am enabled to state, on the authority of an historian who has told so many dis- agreeable truths of them, that in pure revenge they have called him a liar, that there is still extant in the family of Governor Jones of New-Haven, a pair of breeches, an- ciently worn on state occasions by that redoubtable go- vernor, so enormously puffed and plaited, as to contain by actual measurement twenty-four yards ! NOTE VIII. < Fair Hackinsack.' A PLEASANT river and village in Jersey, of which I can find nothing remarkable, except the following fragment of a ballad, preserved in the library of the honourable society of advocates in Edinburgh : Dounte yoeue heare ye yeneralle zaye, JStricke youre tenttes and marche away, NOTES. 133 Wythe youere knapsacks oune youere backe, Alle ye waye toe Hachynesacke. CHORUS. Alle ye waye toe Hackynsacke, Wythe youere knapsacke on yoeure backe. This fragment is of great value, as demonstrating the an- tiquity of knapsacks, which have heretofore been consi- dered of comparative modern invention. That the frag- ment itself is extremely ancient, is clearly ascertained from the peculiarity of the chorus, which it will be observed consists merely in a transposition of the two last lines of the preceding stanza. This is precisely the characteristic of the most ancient specimens of ballad extant, and may be observed in the productions of the old minstrels, as well as the romaunts of the troubadours, whose poetry is full of repetitions and transpositions. This peculiarity may be even detected in the writings of Homer, the great fa- ther of poetry, who frequently makes his heroes repeat in their speeches, what he has just before said in his own proper person, merely with some trifling transposition. Those conversant in ballad poetry, which is certainly the most ancient of all, will readily, by resorting to this crite- rion, be enabled to decide on the claims of any production to superior antiquity. 134 NOTES. NOTE IX. THE ancient name of New- York, the most enlightened, elegant, and refined city of the New World. It was from this place, which possesses a harbour almost as beau- tiful as the bay of Naples, that those famous argonauts, the wise men of Gotham, embarked in a bowl, or as some say an egg-shell, for the purpose of searching out the Island of Atalantis, which Plato (ancestor of Plato, ge- neral of the Don Cossacks) had just then discovered, but not laying down the latitude correctly, could never after- wards light on. What became of these great navigators is not certainly known. The most received opinion is, that they landed somewhere in Europe, and became the ancestors of that numerous race of metaphysicians, economics, encyclope- dists, arid Illuminati, who in their zeal to enlighten that unlucky quarter of the globe, have set it together by the ears, and put its fortunes to sea in an egg-shell, to take the chance of their favourite mode of navigation. NOTE X. Here many a sign-post caught the view. AMONG the many learned dissertations on the origin of coats of arms, I am not a little surprised that no writer has yet attempted to deduce them from sign-posts. It NOTES. 135 is allowed on all sides, that coats of arms came into use about the time of the Crusades. Now we are fully aware that in the innumerable mixed rabble of nobles, who could not read, and priests who could not write, of pious knights, who took the cross to wipe off old scores or run up new, and miserable retainers who went without any motive at all amongst this promiscuous multitude there would be a prodigious number of tipplers, and conse- quently, a great many suttlers would follow the camp to supply the wants, and minister to the vices of the sol- diery. In order to create a sort of individuality, in other words, to distinguish the person who sold liquor, from him who dealt in other articles, it is extremely natural to suppose that each would put up a sign at his door, bearing some rude representation of his calling. Thus the chequer board would indicate to the shrewd instinct of the thirsty crusader, that he might step in and amuse himself with a glass and a game. The mason's square and compass, that here resided a free and accepted ma- son ; and the bottle spouting beer, that here was to be sold that inspiring liquor. The numerous race of Gaultheruses, Aimerics, and Geoffreys, who, having no sirnames, were jumbled to- gether in such confusion, that one could hardly tell him- self from another, insomuch, that when Duke Godfrey called for one Geoffrey, there came an hundred, these shrewd fellows, I say, did probably observe the great use of the aforesaid signs, in establishing an individuality of character, and took the hint of adopting something of the 136 NOTES kind by way of distinction. Instead however of hanging their signs on a tree, or a pole, as did the sut tiers, they procured them to be painted on their shields in a superior manner, and with a variety of decorations, to distinguish them from the vulgar. As they likewise followed no other business than that of cutting of throats, they would most probably adopt the figure of some beast of prey; a lion, a tiger, a uuicorn, a griffin : or some strange, bitter, blood-thirsty looking animal with a horrible grim face, and a mouth wide enough to swallow a Saracen, or one of the giants so common in those days. When in process of time, the descendants of the tavern-keepers and nobles got to be able to spell with- out much trouble, the former would in all likelihood add their names to these signs, together with some appro- priate legend, such as " spirituous liquors sold here;" or " good entertainment for man and horse." This of course would be followed up by the nobility who had imitated them in the first instance, and hence arose the fair and high sounding mottoes which are supposed to indicate the character, profession, and exploits of either them- selves, or their illustrious ancestors. NOTES. 187 : NOTE XI. His elbow itched to quaver now, The little dog cried " bow, wow, wow," And wagg'd his tail to hear again The music of some well known strain. THAT the reader may not doubt the singular instinct of the littJe dog in thus, as it were, knocking down his mas- ter for a song, I will relate a few instances of the saga- city of animals, which are authenticated by undoubted history. I mean that sagacity which is displayed in a particular animal attaching itself to a particular man, and following him with such affectionate solicitude, as to indi- cate something more than instinctive devotion. Nathaniel Wanley relates the following singular anec- dote of a lynx, which came from Assyria with a person whose name I have forgot, " who was so affected to- " wards one of his servants that it would attempt to de- <( tain him with its claws, when he was going away, and lt on his return received him with a wonderful alacrity " and congratulation. At last the mail crossed the sea " with me to go into the Turkish camp, when the lynx " refusing all nourishment languished and died." " At Patras in Achaia, a boy called Thoas, had formed " a great friendship with a young dragon, who when he " grew up was carried to the wilderness and left there, " for fear he would do mischief. Bye and bye, Thoas re- " turning with some of his companions from certain sights, 138 NOTES. " he and his companions were set upon by robbers. Thoas " cried out lustily : his voice was straight known to the u dragon, who immediately came forth to his rescue, " frighted some, and slew others, and so preserved the life of his friend." This attachment is the more remarkable, as dragons have at all times been considered as deadly enemies to all mankind except Giants and Enchanters, and have there- fore been killed without mercy by the errant Knights. King Porus had his life saved by an elephant, who, when he was down, lifted him on his back witii his trunk, and carried him off at the expense of his own life. A dolphin in the Lucrine lake, as related by Maecenas Fabianus and others, loved a certain boy so much, that he came regularly every day and carried him on his back from Baiae to Puteoli to school, and back again. This he continued for many years until the boy fell sick and died. The dolphin came several days to the place, seem- ing to be very heavy and mournful, and spouting water, as if he were crying, until at length, as was supposed, he died of grief, and was found dead on the shore. " Busbequius affirms, that a Spaniard of Minorca was " so beloved by a crane, that the poor bird would walk " any way with him, and in his absence seek about for " him, make a noise, and knock at bis door. When he " took his last farewell, not able to endure her losj>, she " abstained from all food and died." But the most extraordinary instance is that related by Pliny, who says u at ;gium, a town in Achaia, a goose NOTES. 139 " fell in love with a young man of Obenus, named Am- " philocus." The goose prayed stoutly to Venus that her form might be changed, and the goddess at length taking pity on her, metamorphosed her into an exceeding pretty and foolish young lady, who could never, however, entirely divest herself of the love of feathers, and, as Pliny says, " in many essentials remained a goose all her life." These instances of an ardent attachment are quite sufficient to render probable all that has been related in this poem of the sagacity of the little dog, and his love for his master, though an old man, and blind withal. NOTE XII. Of Archy Gifford dead and gone. THE family of Gifford of Newark Tower*, or, as it is spelled in ancient ballads, Gyfforde, is of singular anti- quity, and its origin, like that of most other illustrious houses, enveloped in great uncertainty. Walter de Gyfforde was a famous knight in his day, and very inti- mate with all the celebrated Border chiefs, such as Buc- cleuch, Douglas, Kerr, and Cranstoun. His most inti- mate friend, however, was Roger Bigod, the great swearer. They were all " ryghte lustye roysteringe * Tfie Giffords were the predecessors of Mine, keeper of an inn at Princeton, called the Newark Tower. 140 NOTES. blades," as appear from the following lines of an old ballad furnished me by Jacobus Porcus, to whom I cannot sufficiently express my obligations for the invaluable reliques he has favoured me with from time to time : " GyfTorde wliatte tak a mannes cattelle ; " Cranstoun sponsebreker to tryne lyue ; " Bucckuch whatte thieuery dydde lyue welle ; " Roger wych swere by gainctes abyue, " AM them ayenst ye lawes dydde stonde, *' Ynne Scotlande, soe ynne merrye Englonde. It is but justice, however, to the late Lord Arehey to ay, that he never committed any of those chivalric out- rages upon his' neighbours, except honest Joe Miller, against whom he used now and then to ride a Foray, de- spoiling him of some of his best jokes, and converting them to his own use. In general, he demeaned himself like a right hospitable gentleman, keeping open house, and entertaining all comers most royally. Lord Archy built the magnificent stables in the rear of his stately tower of Newark, where he always kept " four and twenty steeds," ready dight, for his visitors to ride a hunting. He also had painted the great picture repre- senting a hunting match, which being too large* for his Iiali, is suspended l)y two stout poles at the south-west corner of the castle. The following curious inscription is cut on the corner stone of the stables. INSCRIPTION. " Ich, Archy GifTorde, dedde and ygonne, ^* Mysel trewliche putten thilke stonne. NOTES. 141 " Ye lorde delieueren hym ynne mercye, " Fromme bodyliche penaunce synne and heresye. " Zo hertiliche toe eneryche yonne, " Wbysheth hym holpe ynne godde hys sonne. This inscription is remarkable on many accounts, but principally as appearing to be written by Lord Archy, after he was " dedde and ygonne." NOTE XIII. Of good John Giffbrdrest him God. THE present lord of Newark-tower, who succeeded his brother Lord Archy in default of male issue, or indeed issue of any other kind. Lord John formerly resided at the stately castle occupied by Lord Joline* at Princeton, but removed to the ancient family mansion on the death of his brother. His lordship keeps up the ancient hos- pitality of the late lord, and is in every respect a worthy successor, and right worshipful supporter of the honours of his ancient and illustrious house. ' * : * The Innkeeper. E. Ed. NOTES TO CANTO FIRST. NOTE T. The feast was o'er in the cabin below, And the Knight was pacing to and fro. OiR BOLUS, whose exploits in the Chesapeake are, as they say of quack medicines, t( too well known to need any praise from us." Sir Bolus, like the American Eagle, carries in one hand a bundle of arrows, and in the other an olive branch, to indicate that he brines the choice of peace or war. As the sage Gargantua, accord- ing to Monsieur Rabelais, was once in a situation in which he did not know whether to laugh or cry, and com- promised matters, by laughing with one side of his face and crying with the other; so in like manner Sir Bolus, being divided as it were between peace and war, one day burns a town, and the next pofesses a violent inclina- tion to be friends with America. 144 NOTES. NOTE II. Sir Beresford, a sturdy limb. THIS gallant chieftain was formerly, we understand, on a visit to the city of Gotham, where he partook of the hospitality for which that ancient city is so celebrated, particularly with reference to any of his Britannic Ma- jesty's officers. He was at all the entertainments given by the rich merchants, and to use his own phrase, " pun- ished," some of their claret pretty handsomely. In fact, you could go no where without seeing him. When he left that place he amused himself with cruis- ing just without the harbour, bringing to every vessel going in or out, particularly if they happened to belong to the gentlemen whose claret he had " punished," and practising all that train of petty tyrannical imposition, which America has been in the habit of receiving from the two " great Belligerents" for several years past. Sir Beresford has lately distinguished himself by cap- turing the Wasp, an American u seventy-four in disguise," for which we believe he received the honour of knight- hood. NOTE III. Sir Cockbum next, a border chief. SIR Cockburn, or Childe Cockburn, as he is indifferently called, is a distinguished freebooter of the new order of NOTES. 145 '"." v ' ,"' knights of the post. I have entered so fully into his cha- racter in the poem, that it is quite unnecessary to resort to my usual method of illustrating by notes. NOTE IV. He too had been on Lapland shore, Where witches keep such mighty store Of winds, tied up in knot so tight. THE Lapland witches, or rather wizards, are one of the last ragged remnants of the ancient pagan mythology, and derive their origin from high antiquity. They are probably the descendants of the priests of ^Eolus, who, according to Homer, made Ulysses a present, which de- stroyed his whole fleet, and threw him high and dry on the island of Circe, who was no other than an arrant Lapland witch. It is difficult to account for people, in this remote situation, retaining among them almost the only remnant of ancient classical superstition now re- maining in Europe. But when we consider that many of the ingenious writers on the subject of the diffusion of mankind, and the consequent diffusion of science and learning, have pointed out the hyperborean regions*, as the most probable source of both, it will not appear altogether preposterous, to suppose that Lapland, being the very centre of that genial quarter, is the identical * See Gibbon. Ed. J4G NOTES. spot. This is rendered more probable, by the universal opinion of the natives, who, one and all, agree in calling this seducing territory the terrestrial paradise. If so, it is a circumstance that may humble the pride of the arro- gant natives of the East, to be told that they are not only descended, but derive all their pretensions to civili- zation and refinement, from a little diminutive set of Semi-Troglodytes, who live half the time by the light of fish oil instead of the sun; who sell nothing but wind; who know no other physic than moss, mushrooms, and turpentine; live on dried fish, and bread made of pine trees; and are at present in such a confirmed state of ignorance, as to serve the father-in-law a whole year, only to get his daughter for a wife ! NOTE V. Cast or and Pollux, those dread lights. At mast-head seen in stormy nights. CASTOR and Pollux. In meteorology are fiery balls which appear at the mast head, or sticking to the shrouds of vessels during a storm at sea. When only one of these balls is seen, it is called Helen, and indicates that the worst part of the storm is yet to come. These lights^ were sometimes called Tyndarides by the ancients ; by the Spaniards they are called San Elmo ; by the French, St. Nicholas; by the Italians, Hermo ; and by the Dutch, Vree vuuren. Experienced mariners have informed me, NOTES. 147 that they have often sent their sailors up the shrouds to catch one of these balls of fire, but without success ; and if Sir Cockbnrn really caught one, he did what no other navigator ever performed. It is said that a large jack-o'-lantern of this kind inhabits a high mountain in the island of Samos, which is situated at the mouth of the Gulf of Glaucus, a very dangerous place, on account of fogs and sudden gusts ; and that many vessels have been preserved by its light. Castor and Pollux, from whom these meteors derive their name, were two strange birds, hatched from two strange eggs of Leda. The story is extant in the ancient Grecian mythology, which is very properly put into the hands of children, to initiate them into the whole mystery of intrigue, terrestrial and celestial. The two brothers agreed very well together j so much so, that Castor dying, the surviving brother, who was gifted with immor- tality, for reasons set forth in the ancient scandalous chro- nicle, obtained permission to share his immortality with him. Accordingly, while one was on earth, the other sojourned in the regions below, resembling in this respect two well-buckets, one of which always descends as the other rises. Castor being a great hunter of beavers, was the first to introduce into Greece that particular part of the animal, which has ever since been called by his name, which has likewise descended, or rather ascended, to the peculiar hat, which he formerly wore, and which to this day is called a Castor hat. The two brothers, as the story says, were at length L2 148 NOTES. translated to the skies, as was not unusual in those days, when no other translations ever took place, and formed the constellation of Gemini, which may be seen in front of the almanac. The exclamation of " O Gemini!" which is very ancient, is derived from this constellation. The Castorian dance, still in use among the American Indians, and which consists in jumping up as high as possible, and crying Boh! was instituted in honour of Castor, who, in hunting the beaver, got exceedingly inti- mate with the savages of the north-west. Whether he was the original founder of the North-west ( ompan ; is an inquiry, which, though deserving attention, would lead me into too extensive a discussion. Castor and Pollux were very popular among the Ro- mans, because they once appeared in a battle, and turned the scale of victory in their favour. There can be no doubt of the fact, because it is written in the famous Linen Books, that the constellation of Gemini was not visible for two nights ; and where could it be gone, except to. the battle? They were mounted on white horses; whence originated the custom among modern generals of riding on one of that colour. NOTES. 149 NOTE VI. The flying Dutchman, direful sprite, He chcts'd one live-long winter night, And drove 1dm, ere the break of day, Full high and dry in Table Bay. [Mr. S. having unaccountably neglected banging a note to this passage, the Editor has attempted to supply the omission.] OF the origin and history of this famous marine spectre, I have been able to learn but little. The general opinion among seamen is, that a certain Dutch skipper, as obsti- nate as a mule, beating up into Table Bay, at the Cape of Good Hope, with the wind in his teeth, and being frequently driven back, at length swore by u dunger and blixum," his usual oath, that he would get into the bay in spite of God or man. No one knows what be- came of him; but the vessel is often seen by experienced mariners ploughing the waves towards Table Bay, where as yet her has not arrived according to the latest infor. mation; neither have I seen any authentic account of her destiny, either in Lloyd's list, or the gazette of Solo- mon Lang, printed at Gotham. According to the Lusiad of Camoens, Vasco da Gama > in weathering the Cape of Good Hope, encountered a stormy and gigantic spirit, which disputed his passage several days, and raised a variety of tempests in order to drive him back, but without effect. Whether the flying 150 NOTES. Dutchman has any connection with this memorable sprite, or whether he belongs to the family of the Water- kings, of which King George, as sovereign of the seas, is the undoubted head ; or whether a branch of the water wraithe, or mermaid, so plenty about the Orkneys, it is difficult, perhaps impossible, for us to decide at this dis- tance. I am rather inclined to suppose that all these nautical superstitions may be traced to the common centre o^ the Gothic mythology, with the exception of Neptune , who has of late been so completely kept under by the British navy, that he only now and then pops up his head like a frog, to take breath. Like all other deposed monarchs, he is held in great contempt, except indeed by poets and sailors. The former find him useful in giving dignity to their naval songs ; and the latter, in crossing the line, celebrate an exhibition in his honour, which baffles all the mummeries of antiquity. Even Gods have their day, and often in former times used to follow the fate of their worshippers. Thus, when the Goths and Vandals, the ancient Cossacks of the north, who delivered Europe into the bonds of ignorance and barbarity, overturned the western Empire of the Caesars, the whole fraternity of Olympus lost their seats, and* with them went the Dryades, the Hyades, the Nereides, the Naiads, the Potamides, the Oreades, and all the gentle beings, that rendered the -woods, the fountains, the rivers, and the ocean of ancient times so delightful to the imagination. In their room came the upstart and ignoble herd of Gothic superstition, a set of mischievous and diabolical goblins, the very engines of terror and NOTES. 151 dismay, as is thus set forth by honest Reginald Scott, great-grandfather to Michael Scott, the famous enchanter, whose shadow could not be seen in the dark, " Then " came," says he, " the witches, the urchins, elues,hags, " imps, calcars, conieuers, changelings, incubus, Robin- " good-fellow, the spoorne, the mare, the man in the " oke, the Hell-waine, the fire-drake, the puckle, hob- " goblin, Kit with the canstick, Tom Thumbe, Tom " Tumble, boncles, and such other Bugs, that we are (t afeard of our own shadowes." NOTE VII. Oft o'er his cups he made his boast, He'd seen on Norway's ice-bound coast A kraaken of such wondrous size, He scarcely could believe his eyes, THE geographers make mention of a fish of this kind, that went on shore on the coast of Norway some years ago, which, though not quite so large as the one seen by Sir Coekburn, was yet of a magnitude superior to any described in antiquity, and may almost compare with the famous turtle, which, according to the highly curious and interesting mythology of the Brachmans, carries the earth on his back, and thus in reality prevents its sinking into the bottom of the sea. This knocks Sir Isaac Newton's theory of gravitation on the head, and I aro 152 NOTES. surprised that Sir William Jones, and the Asiatic Society should inundate us thus with these puzzling notions) which militate against our established opinions, and set us again adrift on the ocean of conjecture. For my part, I had made up my mind in this respect, until the story of the great turtle drove me from my anchors, upon the shoals of doubt and uncertainty ; to be shipwrecked, for aught I know to the contrary. Had Sir William Jones applied his great learning and unequalled talent for re- search, in the investigation of matters of more import- ance te mankind, such as the recovery and exposition of the memorials of border chivalry, or the discovery and collating of old ballads, instead of poring over the re. mains of Sancrit black-letter, he would have done much more towards enlightening and civilizing the human race, than by all his multifarious eastern researches. NOTE VIII. In short 9 from Siribad,fairid of old, Down to the days of Crusoe bold. [HERE Mr. S. had inserted copious extracts from the romances of those renowned persons, noting all the edi- tions of the Arabian Nights that ever have been publish- ed, and adding a copious biography of Daniel de Foe, the author of Robinson Crusoe, together with a full descrip- tion of the island of Juan Fernandez. The editor, sup- posing that these matters, though they may be novelties NOTES. 153 among the ignorant people of Great Britain, are fully known in this country, has taken the liberty of omitting the whole note, which comprised nearly twenty-seven pages. The bookseller indeed stood out manfully for its insertion, as it would make the book larger, but it was at length agreed to omit it altogether, advising the reader of the circumstance. Ed.~\ NOTES TO CANTO SECOND. NOTE I. < Dous'd their lights.' expression of sailors to signify that a man has gone to sleep. NOTE II. ' Did not Josiah Quincy say, 1 In Congress only Pother day? MR. QUINCY is I understand a famous prophet, the Rich- ard Brothers of the Eastern States of America, and their oracle in the Congress of the United States. The speech to which Sir Bolus alludes is full of prophetic denuncia- tions, uttered, as I am told, with all the fury of a sybil, but without her inspiration it would seem. Like the un- happy Cassandra, he appears to be for ever prophesying, without ever having the good fortune to be believed. 156 NOTES. Cassandra , however, was always revenged on the incre- dulity of mankind by the fulfilment of her predictions ; whereas, it is, I understand, observed of this honourable gentleman, that he has neither the pleasure of being be- lieved when he tells of futurity, nor the melancholy con. solution of being justified by the event. I remember he predicted the ruin of that country, if the bank of the United States was refused a renewal of it charter, and many of my friends on that event taking place, in great consternation wrote to America, to dispose of their public stock, supposing that an immediate disso- lution of the confederacy would ensue. Indeed from an observation of his speeches for some time past, it will ap- pear that there was hardly any measure of a national nature, that did not loom before his prophetic vision, as the sad precursor of the ruin of the country. Yet it would seem that that country, like an obstinate patient, whom some prophetic quack had foredoomed to death, still wick- edly and indecorously survives, in spite of the Doctor's own potent endeavours to the contrary ; a monument of his incapacity either to fortel, or to bring about his own predictions. For most assuredly it appears, from the view which we on this side the water are enabled to take of American affairs, that if the Union of the States is not speedily dissolved, it will not be owing to, any want of exertion on the part of Mr. Quincy or his friends. NOTES. 157 NOTE III. T/w? recreant wight who dares to say, In the bright face of this good day, That in this land French influence Exists not, sure has lost his sense. THE proof here adduced by Sir Bolus of the existence of French influence is certainly one of the strongest that I have seen, and I really do not perceive how the American government can get over it. There, can be no stronger proof of our regard for a friend, than that of naming our offspring after him, and certainly the naming of a town is, if possible, a more striking proof of devotion. Being ignorant of the existence of these two places, Havre de Grace and French-town, I had hitherto supposed this charge of French influence against the American President had no foundation. But I now, without hesitation, coin- cide with Mr. Quincy, and other distinguished persons. So far should the President be from complaining, that I think he ought to be highly obliged to Sir Cockburn, for destroying such glaring proofs of his apostasy from the true interests of his country. NOTE IV. Even though the walls were twelve feet thick. Of good grey stone, or blood-red brick, Like those offar-fanCd Lewistown, We tried in vain to batter down. SIR BOLUS is here jocular upon the letter of Sir Beres- ford, giving a pompous account of the walls of Lewistown, 15 NOTES. which at some future period will most likely be equally celebrated with those of ancient Troy, for having some Bully Hector, like the redoubted Knight, dragged by the heels round them. As the valour of the English seems altogether predicated of roast-beef, I think the Americans are in the right to keep them from procuring it, as much as possible ; in which case, they will in all probability be able to prevent their making any impression upon that country. The only satisfactory reason why an English sailor beats a Frenchman, is that the former eats roast- beef, when he can get it ; and the latter, soup, which is much more likely to make a man run away than fight. There can be no greater proof of the truth of this theory, than the events which have taken place on the Ocean, since the commencement of the present contest with America. It is a singular fact, which has hitherto escaped the sages who have attempted to account for the unexpected results of our late naval engagements, that they all took place on what is called banyan days ; that is, those particular days of the week set apart for the special eating of soup. That this, and not any small su- periority of force, or any physical superiority in the men, or any superior excitement on the part of the enemy, 1 nor any over anxiety on our part to come to close quarters,* was the true cause of our repeated disasters on our * own element,' I think cannot be doubted. In order to avoid such repeated disgrace in future, it would be advisable, either to strike the banyan days out of the nautical ca- lendar, or else always to make a point of coming to action some other day in the week. NOTES. 159 NOTE V. . Childe Cockburn to Sir Bolus goes With spectacles on Bardolph nose, CANNOT positively say that Childe Cockburn had a red nose, but there are several reasons to suppose so. Dug- dale, in his account of the illustrious families of the British peerage, affirms, that the Cockburns were anciently called Cock, from their being such fighting fellows ; and that the burn was afterwards added on account of one of them having distinguished himself, by burning several cottages and haystacks in a border-fray. Others say, that this addition was expressly given in honour of the red nose, which was hereditary in this family, and that Bardolph himself was one of the Cockburns, who were, as Shaks- peare says, celebrated for i carrying a lantern in the poop. 1 That Sir Cockburn, who inherits the hereditary taste for burning, should also have succeeded to the red nose, is extremely probable : and I have accordingly directed that he should hoist his lantern, without further cere- mony. In the dearth of siruames, which characterized those remote times, the colour of the nose often became of common use, to distinguish different individuals of .the same name, different families, and different factions from each other. The most celebrated instance of this sort is the feud between the houses of York and Lancaster ; and the most singular instance of historical blundering, I have ever known, is connected with this circumstance. All 160 NOTES. the historians I have met with, agree in saying that the badges of distinction between the two rival houses, were the red and the white rose ; whereas, the late Lord Or- ford has, or at least could have demonstrated, that the true reading ought to be the red and the white nose. Under these two noses, all the people of England mar- shalled themselves ; and the Cockburns, who were of course distinguished red-noseans, signalized themselves in various burning expeditions. Hence originated the dif- ferent titles of Admiral of the Red, and Admiral of the White, which were first used to distinguish the fleets of Lancaster and York from each other. The custom is still kept up ; but the reasons, as usual, have been lost. Childe Cockburn, as may be inferred from his nose, is a distinguished Admiral of the red. Those who are in the least intimate with ancient his- tory, must occasionally have been not a little amused with the origin of most of the sirnames of the distinguished personages of Grecian and Roman, as well as of the early European history. Passing over Pericles, the Ptolemies, and the host of Pharaohs, I will merely mention the kings of France and England. There was Philip the Fair, Lewis the Gross, and Charles the Fat, of France j Edward the Confessor, Edmund Ironside, and Edward Longshanks, of England, besides a thousand others. It would be no unamusing speculation, to inquire what sirnames would suit some of the present notable race of monarchs, provided they were bestowed with a due re- gard to their distinguishing qualities of mind and body, or their peculiar habits and tastes ; or, lastly, their peculiar NOTES. 161 situations. Alexander might be called the Accoucheur, or Deliverer Napoleon, in addition to his sirname of Great, might have that of Sinner appended Frederick might probably be called Lackland ; Jerome, the Biga- mist Don Carlos, the Fiddler Gustavus, the Double; because, as Joe Miller says, he is a man beside himself and honest King George is fully entitled to the sirname of Well-meaning. The rest, though they are such an obscure set of rogues, that I really do not recollect their names, yet doubtless have sufficient character to entitle them to a nickname at least. Having mentioned nicknames, it may not be amiss to observe that they probably had their origin in the waggery of mischievous boys : and because they were not sanctioned by any of the usual ceremonies of the church, were called Nick-names, in honour of Old- Nick, who was supposed to stand godfather on these oc- NOTE VI. [And that his glory soon unfurl'd Should light the shores of this New World, And blaze like balefire near and far, The phcenix of this Border-war. I HAVE made an allusion to the phcenix, in order to intro- duce a little bit of secret history, which puts an end to all the race, past, present, and to come. I beg pardon of the poets, who like this bird better than any other, except perhaps a roasted turkey, for thus depriving them of one great source of their similies; but as my object is, if pos- M 162 NOTES. sible, to knock on the head all the thread-bare classical superstitions, I cannot let the phoenix live another hour, on any account. According to the Abbe Mariti, who travelled into the Holy Land, the palm tree is by way of eminence called, over all the east, the phoenix, because of its numerous uses, insomuch, that Palestine could hardly be inhabited without it. When the palm-tree grows old, it is cut down, and the stump burnt to ashes ; from which ashes springs a young palm-tree; in other words, a young phoenix. Thus ends the history of that rare bird the phoenix, which, though not admitted in the catalogue of ornithology, has made a great noise in the world, and given its name to a variety of institutions, such as the Phoenix Fire Office, the Phoenix Insurance Company, and others, who ought im- mediately to change the phoenix for the palm-tree. NOTE VII. y ivhich Sir Beresford had won, In battle brave, at Lewistotcn. , THE knight called out lustily for roast beef, at Lewis- town ; but, to use a homely phrase, a got his belly full " of something else, and was fain to go eastward, where the pious puritans, who go beyond the scriptures in