K99 H BERKELEY LIBRARY V CALlPORNlAy WILD SPOUTS OF THE WEST. INTERSPERSED WITH LEGENDARY TALES, AND LOCAL SKETCHES. BY THE AUTHOR OF STORIES OF WATERLOO." And sure it is yet a most beautifull and sweete countrey as any is under heaven, being stored throughout with many goodly rivers, replenished with all sorts of fish most abundantly, sprinkled with many very sweet islands and goodly lakes, like little inland seas, that will even carry shippes upon their waters." Spenser's State of Ireland, 1596. Station. LONDON: DAVID BRYCE, 48, PATERNOSTER ROW. EDINBURGH: W. P. NIMMO. A/5 PREFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION. SOME explanation may be necessary for obtruding upon the public the private details of a sportsman's life, and particularly when the scene of his exploits is laid within " the four seas of Britain/' In the customary course of field adventure, few besides the individual concerned are much interested in the successes and disappointments he experiences; and rural sports are, in all their general incidents, so essentially alike, as to render their minute description almost invariably a dull and unprofitable record. Circumstances, however, may occasionally create an interest which in ordinary cases would be wanting. From local connexions, a field almost untrodden by any but himself, was opened to the writer of these Sketches. He was thrown into an unfrequented district, with a primitive people to consort with. With some advantages to profit from the accident, a remote and semi- civilized region was offered to his observation ; and although within a limited distance of his Majesty's mail-coach, a country was thus disclosed, as little known to the multitude as the interior PREFACE. of Australasia ; and where, excepting some adventurous grouse-shooter, none had viewed its highlands or mingled with its inhabitants, That the scenic and personal sketches are faithful, the reader is assured ; some were written on the spot, and others traced from vivid recollection. Those with whom the author shot these wild moors, or fished these waters, will best estimate the fidelity of the descriptions; and one valued friend, though now beneath another sun, will probably recall the days he spent by " fell and flood," and bring to memory those light and joyous hours when he caroused in a mountain bivouac, and rested in a moorland hut. Of the actors in the following scenes, some are still living, while others are no more. The Colonel, that best and honestest of boon companions, sleeps with his fathers ; and old John and the Otter- killer have gone the way of all flesh. The priest, " mine honoured friend," I rejoice to say, is still healthy and vigorous; in his wild but happy retirement he holds " the noiseless teiiour of his way," exercises hospitality most liberally to the stranger, and throws forty feet of silk and hair better than any artist in the empire. Last of the " dramatis personse," Hennessey is in full force, and " mutato nomine" may still be found in Ballycroy. With regard to the tales and legends narrated in the | succeeding pages, the former were told just as they are | introduced. " The Blind Seal" is known to be substan- tially true I have heard it from many, and never knew its veracity impugned. My lamented friend was himself the principal actor in " the Night Attack ;" and he, poor fellow, was exactly the man who, in an affray or a carouse, PREFACE. might be depended on. The heroes of the " Gold Snuff- 'box" are alive and merry, and long may they continue so ! for truer friends and " better company" never listened to the " chimes at midnight." " Mr. Dawkins" is, I believe, engaged in seeking, through Doctors' Commons, to be relieved " e vinculo matrimonii," and " Mr. Burke" duly announced among the last arrivals in the Sydney Gazette. Respecting the legendary stories, I have no pledge to offer for their authenticity, old Antony believed them to the letter I have given them nearly in his own words, and I may say with Sir Walter Scott, " I cannot tell how the truth may be, I say the tale as 'twas said to me." " The Legend of Knock-a-thample" remains as the Otter-killer related it ; but with "Rose Roche" I confess to have taken liberties, in suppressing a portion of her flirtation with the " black-eyed page," which, although, upon the lady's part, I feel convinced, was perfectly pla- tonic, yet by uncharitable constructions might be tortured into something like indiscretion. If I have undervalued those rural recreations in which many a worthy citizen sometimes dissipates, I hope my contempt for his avocations will be ascribed to the true cause, namely, that local advantages have spoiled my taste and rendered me fastidious. He who can shoot grouse upon the moor, will spend little time in killing pigeons from the trap ; the angler who in a morning hooks some half-score salmon, would reckon it but sorry amusement to dabble in a pond. To a Galway rider, the Epping VI PREFACE. hunt would be a bore, and he would probably treat it with the same contumely that one of this redoubted body did hare-hunting, by riding to the hounds in morocco slippers, and carrying an open umbrella to protect him from the sun. As I have casually named " an honoured name/* I lament that it was not his fortune to have visited those interesting scenes, where I have been so long a useless wanderer. The wild features and wilder associations of that romantic and untouched country, would have offered him a fresh field whereon to exercise his magic pencil and many a tale and legend still orally handed down, but which in a few years must of necessity be forgotten, would have gained immortality from the touch of " the mighty master." But alas ! the creations of his splendid imagi- nation will no more delight an enchanted world. The wand is broken, the spell is over, the lamp of life is nearly exhausted and even now, Scotland may be mourning for the mightiest of her gifted sons. As a votive offering, these Volumes are inscribed to that matchless genius, by an humble, but enthusiastic admirer of SIR WALTER SCOTT. SYDENHAM, SEPTEMBER 12, 1832. CONTENTS. CHAPTER L Autobiography . . . . .1 CHAPTER II. Letters An Escape Connaught Topographical and Moral Description Ballinasloe A Virtuous and Flourishing Town A Bible Meeting and Radical Reform . . . . .9 CHAPTER III. Journey continued Inn of Glantane Tuara A bad Night Out of the Frying-pan into the Fire A Country-ball and the Finish . 13 CHAPTER IV. Loss of a Waiter Precocious Talents The Mad Major and the Mendi- cants of Mullingar Cursing an Adjutant Death of Denis O'Farrell 16 CHAPTER V. Castlebar Newport Departure from Christendom Progress into Terra Incognita Roads and Scenery Mulranny Passage down the Inlet Incidents Lodge in the Wilds of Erris Description of the Establish- ment . . . . , .20 CHAPTER VI. Periodicals Cockney Sports and Sportsmen Mountain Angler and his Attendant Fishing-tackle Antony the Otter-killer Visit the River Flies Hooking my first Salmon Return to the Lodge Sporting Authors Sir Humphry Davy Colonel Hawker Salmonia Criti- cism . 2!> CONTENTS. CHAPTER VII. Symptoms of a Coming Storm A Sportsman's Dinner Old John Pattigo Gale comes on Shawn a tra buoy Seals The Blind Seal . . . . .32 CHAPTER VIII. A wet Day Fly-tying Piscatory Disquisitions The Tinker Lessons in the " Gentle Art" An unexpected Alty . . .38 CHAPTER IX. Sporting Topography of Mayo Hunting Country Fox Covers Lakes Rivers, and Fish A domiciliary Visit Revenue Foray Capture of drunken Distillers Alarm Midnight Meditations Angling Excursion Goolamore Salmon-fishing English and Irish Hooks Limerick preferable to all others . . . . .43 CHAPTER X. Salmon Fishing described Draughting Fishing precarious Change of Season and Condition Poaching Private Distillation Size and Weight of Salmon Sir H. Davy Migration of Salmon Natural History Anecdotes and Experiments Lernsea Salmons . 47 CHAPTER XI. Mullet Preparations for Mullet-fishing Seals Anecdotes The Red j) war f His mode of killing Seals Catching a Tartar Pitching Compar Nets Excursion on the Island A wild Guide Coursing Comparison between English and Irish Greyhounds Take of Mullet . Return Anecdotes of Mullet-fishing The Homicide . 53 CHAPTER XII. Angling Fish found in Mayo Peasantry Their Mode of Fishing The Pooka Description and use Pike and Trout, their Size Perch Their Fecundity Trout destroyed Greater Lakes described Subterraneous Communication between them Lesser Lakes Their Fish Lake of Derreens Its Trout extinct Lake of Castlebar . 60 CHAPTER XIII. Nineteenth of August Preparations for the Mountains Order of March A Cook Broiled to Death Interruption of a Funeral Drowned Shep- herd Grouse shooting Evening Compotation Morning Locale of a Shooter's Cabin Life in the Mountains The Red Deer Return to the Hut Luxury of a Cold Bath . . . .65 CONTENTS. CHAPTER XIV. Ball Opens Moonlight Mountain Scenery Old Antony Adventure with the Fairies Ball continues The Otter-hunter's History Ball concludes The Pater-o-pee . . . .72 CHAPTER XV. Moon looks suspicious Heavy Fall of Rain River Flooded Sporting Writers Criticism on Hawker Originality of the Colonel His Outfit of a Wild-fowl Shooter Samuel Singer and his Gun . .78 CHAPTER XVI. Flood subsides My Cousin's Henchmen Their description Post-bag arrives Messenger belated in the Mountains The Fairy Glen Herd of Red Deer Their Destruction by Poachers Gradual Decrease Difficulties in continuing them Anecdotes Rearing the Fawns Sterility when domesticated Red Deer in Parks The tame Hind The Tyrawly Stag Skill requisite in Shooting Deer Curious Anec- dote . . . . .82 CHAPTER XVII. An Alarm Deceptive Appearance of the Weather A blank Fishing Day Recovery of the Setter Hydrophobia Melancholy Anecdote Loss of a Kennel Strange Apathy of Irish Servants Extraordinary Pre- servation . . . . . .89 CHAPTER XVIII. Preparations for visiting Achil Embarkation and Passage to Dugurth Fishing Sea-fowl Shooting Meeting the Lugger Picturesque Ap- pearance of the Vessel Our Landing Coast-guard Watch-houss Slieve More Grouse scarce Rabbit Shooting Interior of the Watch- house Culinary Proceedings The Dutchman Morning and a Head- ache A Sea-bath The Eagle's Aerie Curious Anecdote of these Birds Grouse Shooting Demolition of a Pack Rock Fishing Dangerous Employment Fatal Accident John Dory A Temperate Evening . . . . . .96 CONTENTS. CHAPTER XIX. Prepare to leave Achil Visit to the Eagle's Cliff Attempts to destroy these Birds Their Depredations Partiality for Black Fowls Destroy Fish Anecdote of an Eagle and Salmon Exterminate Hares Their mode, of Coursing and Catching Salmon Foxes, numerous and de- structive Smaller Birds of Prey Run to Inniskea Devilawn Tannon Difficult Coast to land on Woman and Curragh Rabbit Shooting Local Sketches Twilight Scenery Dangerous Idiot Whisky Its excellence Copper Stills Island seldom visited by the Revenue Character of the Islanders Particular in Burying their Dead Prone to Litigation The Lawsuit , . . 103 CHAPTER XX. Signs of Fish Mackerel Spillet Fishing Seal and Mermaids Anec- dote The Bull's Mouth Preservation of a Ship The Fox and Cruiser The Lodge in a Consternation Arrival The Colonel's Port- manteau Robbing, and its Consequences . . .113 CHAPTER XXL The Colonel's Story The Night Attack . . .121 CHAPTER XXII. Conversation A brave Resistance The Contrast The Burglary . 131 CHAPTER XXIII. Midnight Reflections A good Story-teller The Affair of Ninety-eight 136 CHAPTER XXIV. Spring Tides Hennessey and the Portmanteau Spillet Fishing Coal . Fishing Mackerel Sea-fowl A Failure Preserving Gunpowder An Explosion Another Acccident A House Burned The Dinner Signal . . . . . .140 CHAPTER XXV. A calm Night Sand-eel Fishing Dangerous to the Fair Sex Cockles Lobsters Crabs Scallops Oysters Punt adrift My Brother's Shoes Seal surprised Incident Gun burst Birmingham Guns Percus- sion Locks London Makers Barrel-making Gun-making Inferior Guns Shooting Accident . 147 CONTENTS. XI CHAPTER XXVI. Bad Roads Native Horses Cairns Bridge of Ballyveeney Our Beat Mid-day on the Moors Hints to Grouse Shooters Finding Game Wild Scenery The Ruined ChapelThe Well Act of Penance Storm in the Mountains The Deserted Burying-place Our Return The Colonel's Method of Rabbit Shooting A Disappointment . 155 CHAPTER XXVII. The Legend of Knock- a-thample . . . .161 CHAPTER XXVIII. Visit to the Mountain Hut The Colonel An Argument and a Wager No Honesty among Anglers State of the River Mogh-a-dioul Father Andrew's Flies Splendid Scenery Its effect upon me and my companion Beautiful Pool The Otter A curious Scene The Colo- nel 1 Troubles Wager decided A ne\v Bet A Salmon killed Con- versation The Colonel out-manoeuvred . . . 171 CHAPTER XXIX. The Gold Snuff-box . . . . .179 CHAPTER XXX. The Otter-killer's Return Craniology Superstitions Sea-horse Mas- ter-otter Anecdotes of it Ghosts and Fairies Their Influence upon Men and Animals Cure of Witchcraft Holy Lakes Lough Keirawn Its Butter Fishery The Faragurta Its causes, imaginary and real Cures and Cases Swearing Comparative value upon the Book, the Vestment, and the Skull The Clearing of Miss Currigan An Un- catholic Cook . . . . .187 CHAPTER XXXI. Fresh Arrivals The Priest's Reception The Lodge alarmed Prepara- tions for Deer-StalkingState of the Garrison The Mountain Lake The Peasant's Adventure Carrig-a-binniogh The Ascent Prospect from the Summit The Ravine and Red Deer A Highland Ambuscade The Catastrophe . . . .194 CONTENTS. CHAPTER XXXII. Deer brought Home Dinner Gastronomic Reflections Grouse Soup Roasted Salmon Cooking, pour et contre Carouse commences Symptoms of Inebriety Night in the Hills Coffee al fresco Tem- perance Society A Bacchanalian Group Auld lang syne Borrowing a Congregation The Company dispersed . . . 203 CHAPTER XXXIII. Dancing kept up Effects of Poteen on the Company Ball ends Rainy Night Morning Pattigo A long Swim Breakfast An Incident Fox-catcher bitten by a Wild Cat Ferocity of that Animal Anecdotes of them House Cats frequently run wild Destructive to Rabbit- warrens Cat-killing extraordinary The Deer-skin Snow fatal to the Red Deer Anecdote of a Hind and Fawn Blistered Foot Simple Remedy My Descent by " The Mother's Side" . .214 CHAPTER XXXIV. The Legend of Rose Roche . . . .220 CHAPTER XXXV, Mountain Loughs Trout, their varieties Otter Haunt The Upper Lake Goose Fishing Weather breaks Prospect of leaving the Cabin Traits of Character Crimes Abduction Causes Murder Why pre- valent Distillation, its Extent and Cause Anecdote of a Peasant's Ruin ..... 233 CHAPTER XXXVI Day fixed for our Departure Party separate Last Day's Shooting The Secret Valley The Fishers Curious Incident Dinner An Alarm Night Search for the Otter-killer The Old Man found His Recovery Narrative of the Accident . . .240 CHAPTER XXXVII. The Otter-killer carried to the Lodge Fishing Homewards Angling closes for the Season Remarks Feelings on the Occasion Smuggler appears Landing a Cargo Captain Matthews The Jane Cutter stands out to Sea Hooker on a Rock Traveller alarmed Anecdote of an Englishman . . . . .245 Memoir of a Gentleman who would not do for Galway . . 253 CONTENTS. CHAPTER XXXVIII. Morning Alarm Death of the Otter-killer General Grief Night Ex- cursion Herring Fishery Our Reception Beal-fires The Wake The Funeral Anecdote of a Dog A Deserted House . . 273 CHAPTER XXXIX. Weather changes Symptoms of Winter Animal Appearances Night Passage of Barnacles Grey Plover Hints for Shooting Plover Wild Geese Swans Ducks Burke transported Evening at the Lodge Feminine Employments ..... 280 CHAPTER XL. Colonel leaves us Last Visit to Achil Snipes and Woodcocks Their Migration Solitary Snipe Cock Shooting in Achil Mountain Covers Cock Shooting; its Accidents Anecdotes An unlucky Com- panion ...... 287 CHAPTER XLI Dull Evening Memoir of Hennessey . . 294 CHAPTER XLII. My Departure fixed Coast suited to an Ornithologist Godsend An Ocean Waif My Last Day Coursing Size of Hares Fen Shooting Kill a Bittern Castle of Doona Fall of the Tower Netting Rabbits Reflections Morning Passage through the Sound Hen- nessey Departure from the Kingdom of Connaught . . 300 CHAPTER XLIII. Moral and Physical Condition of the West Past and Present . 30G CHAPTER XLIV. Hunting Men Horses and Hounds Game Conclusion 316 WILD SPORTS OF THE WEST. CHAPTER I. AUTOBIOGRAPHY, London, July 1st, 1829. NOTWITHSTANDING its dust and desertion, I am still lurk- ing in the metropolis. The heat has become intolerable yesterday, I imagined myself in Calcutta for never but in the land of curries and red pepper did I experience anything so oppressive. I breakfasted this morning at the Club-house. My air and attitude, as I caught a glimpse of them in a concave mirror, looked exquisitely disconsolate. Never was mortal more ennuyi than I. Town has become a desert the world has abandoned it by general consent the streets feel as if they had been recently fanned by a sirocco ; and of divers unhappy beings whom I encountered in my walk from Grafton- street to St. James's, none seemed at ease but a bilious gentleman from Bombay, and the French fellow who exhibits in the oven. The thermometer, in a shaded corner of the room, is sta- tionary at 82. To remain longer here would be suicidal ; but, where to go whither to fly alas ! I know not. Would that you were near me, then should I be certain of sympathy and counsel for at this moment, there is not a more persecuted gentleman in the King's dominions. But I will make a clean breast and to render my confessions expla- natory, I must favour you with some particulars of my private history. As autobiographers enjoy a prescriptive privilege of exhibit- ing their ancestors, I shall take the liberty of incrotiuc. : iig my AUTOBIOGRAPHY. papa. In his twenty-second year, Mr. Hector O'Brien was a bold Lieutenant of Grenadiers in his Majesty's 50th Foot, then distinguished by the nattering title of " The Dirty Half Hundred."* My father was a strapping fellow as ever wore a wing, kept a showy horse, and was decidedly the best dancer in the regiment. Being quartered in the vicinity of Bath, he attended the assemblies, and " in double quick" managed to effect a conquest. The lady had a fortune, and my father required one. Unluckily, she had a brother's consent to gain ; and on being consulted, he was unmoved by importunity, and deaf to " every plea of love." The case was hopeless. Mr. Wamsley disliked Ireland, detested military men, and above all things, abominated " The Dirty Half Hundred." To account for the gentleman's antipathy to this celebrated corps, it will be necessary to remark, that the regiment was then afflicted with a mad Major. His, the Major's delight, ley in drinking port wine and slaying pheasants. Mr. Wams- ley, on the contrary, preferred water and preserved game. The Major beat up preserves without remorse, and deforced keepers who, though good men and true, prudently declined joining issue with mad Majors and double-barrelled guns. Now Mr. Wamsley resisting an invasion of his rights, applied to the Justice for redress, whereas Major O'Farrell considered that a reference to the pistol would be much more gentlemanly a deadly feud was the consequence, and Mr. Wamsley was closely blockaded within his park walls by the military delin- quent. Fortunately for all concerned, the regiment got the route ; Mr. Wamsley recovered his liberty, and his detestation of the gallant 50th only ended with his life. But his sister held a very different opinion respecting the merits of the brave " Half Hundred." She was devoted to the Lieutenant of Grenadiers, and the route hurried matters to a crisis. The result may be anticipated. Despising park walls and surly keepers, Mr. O'Brien overcame every diffi- culty, and with the assistance of a garden-ladder, the mad Major, and his double-barrelled gun, he carried off the lady, and at Gretna they became " one flesh." Mr. Wamsley was irritated beyond the possibility of being appeased. Ten thousand pounds, which his wife possessed without the control of her brother, enabled my father to leave - rrom their black facings, the 50th received this sobriquet. AUTOBIOGRAPHY. the army, and settle on his hereditary estate in Roscommon ; and there he hunted, shot, fished, and farmed, and lived just as Irish gentlemen lived some thirty years ago. I was the only issue of the marriage. All communication had ceased between my parents and Mr. Wamsley, and eighteen years passed away, and no appearance of abated displeasure had ever been evinced by this implacable relative. I left a public school for the Dublin University, was destined for the church, and had nearly completed my college course, when an unforeseen event changed my prospects and profes- sion. It was the death of both my parents within the brief space of a month. My father's affairs were in great disorder his estate was heavily embarrassed, and if his debts were paid, it was ascer- tained that I should be left nearly destitute. The intelligence reached Mr. Wamsley, and to the astonishment of all acquainted with his unrelenting animosity to my deceased parents, a letter was received from him, inviting me to visit him at his magnificent place, Lalworth Castle. The invitation was of course accepted. I arrived, and found him a stern, disagreeable old man. My first appearance was against me for the resemblance I bore to my father was most striking, and it seemed to recall my uncle's long- che- rished prejudices. He abruptly asked me on the succeeding morning, " What course of life 1 had selected ?" I replied, " That the army appeared best adapted to my taste and broken fortunes. " His only observation was, " Be it so ;" and here this laconic conversation ended. That evening, Mr. Wamsley wrote to his neighbour, Lord Ulverston. The peer was his debtor to a large amount, and generally trafficked with him for his borough of bury. My uncle's request was promptly attended to. Lord Ulverston stood well at the Horse Guards ; and in a few weeks, to my unfeigned satisfaction and surprise, I was gazetted to a Cor- netcy in the Blues. But my joy at this event was but of short duration. The miserly disposition of my uncle took alarm at the large outlay attendant on entering an expensive corps. Each hundred was doled out with painful reluctance, and the knowledge that a certain annual allowance would be requisite for my support, made him still more wretched. I joined the regiment ; my subsidies generally drafts for a paltry fifty were "few and B 2 AUTOBIOGRAPHY. far between." To hold a certain place in society, with an income incompetent to its expenses, is a state of inexpressible misery. Gradually I became embarrassed, and in two years found it necessary to exchange from the Blues to a Light Cavalry regiment, then stationed in the East Indies. My uncle made no objection ; he was tired of what he termed sup- plying my boundless extravagance, bade me a cold farewell, and his parting words, as I stepped into the carriage, were a request that I would " write but seldom, as postage from the East, his lawyer told him, was enormous." I obeyed him to the letter, I only wrote once, and that was conveying an entreaty that he would purchase a majority likely to become vacant; I got a coarse refusal, and thus our correspondence terminated. For four years I never heard from him, and had nearly forgotten that I had left a relation behind me. I was surprised, however, at this distant period with a letter, worded in his stiff and peculiar style. It briefly stated that his health was indifferent, and that he would recommend me to return to Europe with as little delay as possible. This recommendation was anything but gratifying. I liked India well enough the climate agreed with me my health was unimpaired the mess was good the regiment gentle- manly and better still, I could live most comfortably upon my pay. I felt, however, that my uncle's invitation should not be neglected ; applied for leave ; succeeded, and made immediate preparations for a return to Europe. My brother officers congratulated me on my good fortune in so speedily revisiting my native country ; but to me it was a subject of regret. I was leaving pleasant quarters, cheerful society, and comparative independence, to become a slave to the caprice and ill-humour of a morose and splenetic invalid. It w r as late in December when I landed at Portsmouth. The voyage had been remarkably quick, and without delay I started for my uncle's residence, and in the gloom of a wet wintry evening re-entered the gates of Lai worth Park. I looked down the long vista of splendid elms, but in the twi- light the house was not visible ; not a candle glanced from a window, and no indication of its being inhabited appeared about this melancholy mansion. The postboy stopped I alighted, ran up the steps and rang gently no one answered AUTOBIOGRAPHY. I rang again louder yet and a step came hastily over the oaken floor. The old porter at last approached, cau- tiously affixed the chain, opened a few inches of the door, and raised his candle suspiciously to examine the late visiter. Instantly recollecting me, he uttered a suppressive exclama- tion of astonishment, removed the fastenings, and muttered, "Thank God, it is himself!" and, as he admitted me, whispered that my uncle was not expected to survive till mid- night. In silence I was conducted to a back drawing-room, where, on a large, old-fashioned sofa the dying man was laid. The porter advanced before, and in a low voice notified my arrival. The news appeared to gratify the invalid ; he turned his dim eyes to the spot where I stood waiting for permission to advance. "Are you there, Frank!" he said in a feeble voice "Ha, ha, ha! it was touch and go with you!" and he uttered a weak and sarcastic laugh. " Call Doctor Dodwell and the lawyer desire them to bring the other will and tell Moore and Hubert to attend to witness it." While he gave these orders, I gazed on the wasted features of the dying miser, and there was a strange expression of stern satisfaction visible on his countenance, as his cold glance rested fixedly on me. Immediately the doctor, solicitor, and witnesses entered the room. " Raise me up," he said to the ancient domestic, his personal attendant. It was done, and he motioned to the solicitor to unfold the parchment. Carefully he passed his eye over the surface to assure himself that the document was the one he required, and having ascertained the fact, he pointed to a pen. With difficulty he placed it in his trem- bling fingers, and with a painful exertion, affixed his signature to the deed then looking at the witnesses as they annexed their names " This is my last will and testament," he said v.ith a feeble emphasis, " and thus do I revoke all others !" then turning to me, while a ghastly smile overspread his face, " Half an hour later would have served hospitals and alms- houses, Francis:" he leaned himself back and expired without a struggle. For a few moments we were not aware that he was dead ; the strength with which his last remark was uttered led us at first to believe that he had reclined in consequence of the exertion. In a few minutes the physician took his hand and sought for a pulse, but in vain; he raised the eyelid and AUTOBIOGRAPHY. applied a candle to the fixed and deadly stare, and then announced that the patient had departed. A scene, a disgusting scene ensued ; the attorney, when certified of his client's death, seized my hand and coarsely congratulated me on my good fortune. The doctor abandoned the corpse to join the solicitor in his compliments and be- tween them the truth transpired. I had, indeed, been luckily expeditious in my journey, and the old man's phrase of touch and go, was fully explained. The preceding day he had signed a testament conveying his entire property to a variety of charitable institutions ; and the will which had been originally made in my favour, and been kept over by this singular rela- tive, would have remained imperfect, had I not so providen- tially arrived the evening of his death. We left the room while the body was being laid out pre- paratory to interment. What a turn one hour had given to my fortunes ! I entered Lalworth Park at four o'clock, a poor miserable dependant ; at five, I was master of all around me, possessed of twelve thousand pounds a year, owner of a borough, with fifty thousand in the funds and twenty at my banker's. Such a mingled yarn is the web of human life. The obsequies of my uncle were duly performed, and for many days I was engaged in examining papers, and taking possession of the plate and valuables of Lalworth Park. The house was sadly out of repair, and the grounds and gardens utterly neglected. The old man had limited the fuel for the mansion to such fallen wood as could be collected throughout the domain ; and the few domestics he employed were scarcely sufficient to ventilate, without attempting to keep in order the numerous and once splendid apartments. For some time I was busily occupied ; I hired additional servants, engaged an architect, fiated my agent's accounts, and started then for London so soon as a decent respect towards the deceased would permit my appearing in the metropolis. Of the rest, my dear Baronet, you know sufficient particulars ; a present- able man, olim in the Blues, and recently succeeding to a large and unencumbered property, would soon " find room in any place." I was speedily admitted to those chosen circles which are impassable to those who want birth, impudence, or money. I ran the full round of dissi but, on this head, you, my constant companion, require but little information. In human life, George, every thing has its limits. I am AUTOBIOGRAPHY. probably too rich to be permanently happy. I tired of Brookes' s and Willis's and Crockford's : I had little taste for the play, and betted moderately, and with even success : if I lost I was not depressed : if I won I was not exhilarated. The season was drawing to its close, and I began to discover that I was not fated to escape from sublunary annoyances. I was bored by the dull dinners of stupid placemen who calculated on my borough ; I was persecuted by ancient gentlewomen who wished to rid themselves of daughters that years ago were passees ; a young and titled widow almost wooed me to desperation ; and the Dowager of shocked me by an assurance that Lord Leatherby expected, from my marked attention at the Horticultural fete, that I would forth- with propose for that sandy-haired fright his daughter. God help me ! little did I suppose that an act of common hu- manity, in sheltering her red ringlets with a broken umbrella, would have been thus tortured by that leaden-headed Lord her sire ! I forgot in its proper place to notify an important occur- rence ; it was the death of Mr. James Jones. This personage was owner of a property in Surinam, and one of the repre- sentatives for the borough of bury. A year before his death my late uncle had pocketed three thousand pounds, and returned as inoffensive a gentleman as ever snored upon the benches of St. Stephen's. I took his place, next the oaths, and had sufficient grace to sit quiet and listen to other de- claimers, who possessed more talent or more impudence than myself. For some time I was rather undecided in my politics ; but the Ministerial were the quieter benche-s, there I estab- lished myself, and for half a session none slept through a debate with a quieter conscience but curse upon blighted beauty, I was not permitted to remain in happy and unam- bitious celibacy. From my first appearance I had been exposed to distant attacks, but as the weather warmed and the town thinned, my persecutors became more daring in their approaches. Did I venture to a Refugee concert, there I was waylaid by the widow. Did I endeavour to steal a ride in Rotten- row, I was directly hunted off by the dame rouge and that infernal Peer her father ; and all that was penniless or passe* marked me as an object of unrelenting importunity. Eventually, I was driven from every place approachable by woman, and having 8 AUTOBIOGRAPHY. no other refuge, turned to the turf, and engaged myself deeply in the Derby. That event is over, and I shall write the man et mine enemy" who ever recalls it to my recollection but as this is a con- fession to thee, George, I must make a clean breast. I was as well acquainted with the mysteries of a betting-book, as I was with the financial department of Timbuctoo ; when luckily " a d d good-natured friend*' came to my aid, and with his experience, why should I not get on cleverly ? A horse was going for nothing, my friend was on the alert, made the dis- covery, and I bought him for five hundred. He was a dead bargain, quite a dark one, and in proof of the same, the odds against him were thirty-five to one ; but, as I was informed, there lay the beauty of the thing. As the races drew near, I discovered that my book was what the leys call a queer concern. I had picked up the halt and blind as first favourites and betted accordingly. My dark one proved a roarer, and my faithful friend recommended me to hedge immediately, and I did so, as the result will tell. Off went the horses ; Phenomenon, my courser, in the chance medley got a splendid start, but from his pace the spectators alleged that he was hamstrung. In three hundred yards he was passed by the slowest of the bad ones, and before the leading horses reached the distance, every thing I was interested in was beaten fairly off. All I had left for con- solation under this accumulation of disappointment was the smart hedge that I had so prudently effected before starting. The settling-day came ; I was at Tattersall's and so were my winners to a man ; I disbursed five thousand to divers legs with and without titles, and furthermore disposed of the celebrated horse Phenomenon for fifty pounds. But where was the worthy gentleman with whom I had hedged half my losses ? Till four o'clock I waited in painful expectation, and at that hour, he being still invisible, I ventured to hazard an inquiry, and was favoured with the comfortable tidings, that my absent friend was a broken wine-merchant, and that he had levanted the evening of the race. This wind up of the season, united to sultry weather and a tender persecution, determined me to fly " east, west, or north, I care not whither/' This, however, was more easily decided on than effected, for to retreat is the difficulty, as I find myself hemmed in by my enemies on every side. The widow cuts AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 9 me off from Cheltenham ; the Honourable Juliana Thistleton would haunt me in Hastings ; the Dowager of and her protegee abide in the pleasant town of Brighton ; and my Lord Leatherby has taken out a sort of roving commission, to infest every retirement of fashionable repute ; and from his cunning inquiries as to the particular point, seaside or suburban, to which I purpose to remove, I perceive I am as deliberately doomed to matrimony by this relentless nobleman, as ever a country bonnet -maker was devoted to destruction by an immoral captain of horse. And shall I fall without a struggle to avert my fate ? forbid it honour ! Yes, my determination is fixed I will counteract this conspiracy against my freedom, and call my Connaught cousin " to the rescue." He is a determined duellist, and has been regularly jilted consequently he abominates the sex (I hope) and will protect me from the widow ; while his truculent propensities for the pistol will keep the Peer at a distance. Adieu ! I'll write anon thine always. CHAPTER II. Letters An Escape Connaught Topographical and Moral Description Ballinasioe A Virtuous and Flourishing Town A Bible Meeting and Radical Reform. 1 APPRIZED you in my last letter, that in this my hour of need, I would seek succour from my Irish kinsman. I wrote to him accordingly, implored him to abandon his mountain den and join me at Lai worth Park. To my invitation I received a decisive, and I would almost say, insulting refusal ; " He hated puppies, avoided flirts, was neither a fool or a fortune, and therefore had no business with such society as I should expose him to." The man appears to be a misanthrope ; I gave him in return a tart rejoinder, and he seems disinclined to remain my d btor. Hear what he says : " Francis, I pity thee ! Like the Moor, your 'occupation's gone/ and your letter seals your condemnation. " You talk of exercise : pshaw ! what is it ? You knock some party-coloured balls over the smooth surface of a green 10 LETTER FROM MY IRISH MANKINS. table ; you hazard suffocation for an hour in Rotten-row, anc should you survive the dust, endure eternal dread of empale- ment by a carriage-pole ; you shoot a score of rascally pigeons within the enclosures of Battersea, or make a grand excursior to slaughter pheasants in a preserve ; last and proudest feal comes the batlu, when, with noble and honourable con- federates, you exterminate a multitude of semi- civilized fowls, manfully overcoming the fatigue of traversing an ornamented park, and crossing a few acres of turnips. And is this ignoble course befitting one of ' lith and limb' like thine ? You, the best of your day in Trinity ; you, whose prowess is stil recorded in the annals of the watchhouse, and whose hurling is yet chronicled in the Park; you, whom no six-feet wal could turn, whom no mountain-herd could tire in the dog- days; you, who could swim with Byron, and walk with Barclay, what are you become ? an elegant and fashionable idler lolling life away, the morning in a club-house window, the evening in the Park, and the night gallopading some scior of nobility, who has discovered that you possess twelve thou- sand pounds a year, and that her own funds are insufficient tc satisfy the corset- maker in Regent-street. " Would that I could reform your taste and habits ! Could I but induce you to pass one autumn here, your conversior would be a certainty. Come to me, Frank ; ay, come to the wilds of Connaught : avoid an atmosphere surcharged with villanous impurities, and brace your relaxed nerves in the waves of the Atlantic ; seek life and energy in the mountain - breeze ; abandon the gymnasium to scriveners and shopmen ; and leave Crockford's to ruined dupes and titled swindlers. " You have hitherto been a silent Member of the Honour- able Commons, and St. Stephen's has never heard from you ' the popular harangue, the tart reply/ Hast thou any aspirations after fame ? any ' longing after immortality ? Listen ; the means are simple. Indict the Red-house as % nuisance, and propose a bill, making the being aiding 01 accessory to a battu, death without benefit of clergy. Thy name will live when Joe Hume, that ready-reckoner, shall be forgotten ; and Dick Martin's senatorial renown will fade before the perennial glory of the present member for bury !" Need I say how opportunely came this invitation ? "I embraced his offer ;" and here I am fairly over the border, and MY ESCAPE. 11 safely deposited in the kingdom of Connaught, without injury or interruption worth recording. On the subject of my travels I intend to be laconic, inas- much as, with a temporary intervention of steam, I have resided in the royal mail since I left the lamps of London. I believe I am not exactly cut out for a traveller : I am incurious as to names of guards and coachmen never inquire after their wives, or take the population of their families ; I generally sleep from the start to the close of the stage. I did observe that the colour of corn was nearly alike in both countries ; and remarked further, that English drivers seemed partial to ale and overalls, and Irish ones preferred frieze coats and naked whiskey. And now, George, you shall have the particulars of my escape ; and, since the times of the Anabasis, or the more recent exploits of Lavalette and Ikey Solomons, never was retreat effected in more masterly style. Candour obliges me to admit, that mine was unaccompanied by sound of trumpet, or other "pomp and circumstance of war;" and rather resembled the hasty retirement of a detected thief from a tabernacle, than a bold operation in noonday, and in the face of the enemy. But let that pass. I embarked a miscellaneous cargo of guns, dogs, and fishing-tackle, under the surveillance of a trusty servant, on board a Dublin steamer, and the following evening started quietly for ' ' the Head;" leaving directions with mine host in Grafton-street to acquaint Lord Leatherby, and all suspicious-looking in- quirers, that I had departed for Constantinople, and that any commands for me must be forwarded, under cover, to the Sublime Porte. I have no talent for statistics, but if my memory serve, the interesting portion of the British empire from which I write, is thus laid down by a modern tourist: "It lieth," says this intelligent traveller, " under a dark gray cloud, which is evermore discharging itself on the earth, but, like the widow's curse, is never exhausted. It is bounded on the south and east by Christendom and part of Tipperary, on the north by Donegal, and on the west by the salt say. It abounds in bogs, lakes, and other natural curiosities ; its soil consists of equal quantities of earth and stone; and its surface is so admirably disencumbered of trees, shrubs, hedges, and ditches, that an intelligent backwoodsman from Louisiana was heard to 12 PREMONITORY SKETCH. declare with rapture, that it was the most perfectly- cultivated territory in Europe. '* Further," saith the tourist, " its gentry are a polished and religious race, remarkable for their punctuality in pecu- niary transactions, and their freedom from a litigious or quar- relsome disposition. The prevailing mode of belief among the upper classes is any t king arianism that of the people, pure Popery." This premonitory sketch will save you and me, George, an infinity of trouble. You have here the country graphically placed before you, as well as the distinguishing traits of cha- racter, for which the pleasant and virtuous community who abide in this interesting department of the Emerald Isle are so eminently distinguished. The town of Ballinasloe is seated on a river, the name of which I neglected to inquire. It is much frequented by saints and cattle dealers, carries on a smart trade in sheep and pro- selytes, and Bibles and bullocks are " thick as leaves in Val- lombrosa." The cabins, moreover, are whitewashed ; pigs and popery are prohibited ; and travellers wayfaring on the seventh day denounced, and, under perilous amercements, en- joined to take their ease in their respective inns. While the horses were being brought out, I strolled into the street, and, in a show-room of the Farming Society, discovered a collection of biblicals in full activity. From a short gentle- man with soiled linen and an impeded delivery, I learned the gratifying fact, that the spread of the Gospel was progressive in California ; and, further, that a second-cousin of the King of Siam had been baptized by a Moravian Missionary. This latter annunciation elicited a thunder of applause ; and a young lady with a lisp pinched my elbow playfully, and requested me to propose that a piece of plate be transmitted to the convertee. Now, pinching one's elbow on a five minutes' acquaintance is alarming; I accordingly levanted, leaving Lispy to propose the plate in person. I observed in my retreat a mob assem- bled round the chapel, and, pushing through a crowd of ragged urchins, established myself in the doorway. Within there was a meeting of Radical Reformers, and a tall man was pouring forth a philippic from the altar, in which he made an awful example of the king's English, and, in his syllabic arrange- ments, differed totally from modern orthoepists. The gist of his oration went to prove, that Catholic Emancipation was a THE INN OF GLANTANE. 13 humbug concession a farce and luck or grace would never visit this unhappy island, until Mr. Cornelius Cassidy, of Killcooney House, was sent to represent us in the Imperial Parliament. The horses are being put to, and I must say farewell. I shall, however, note my adventures, and in due time favour you with another epistle. Adieu, always yours. CHAPTER III. Journey continued Inn of Glantane Tuam A Bad Night Out of the Frying-pan into the Fire A Country Ball, and the Finish. As my journey hither has been singularly propitious, I shall only trouble you with the leading incidents. My carriage broke down close to the inn of Glantane, a so- litary house, as the song goes, " delightfully placed in a bog." As some delay must necessarily occur before the repairs of the vehicle could be effected, after the example of that accom- plished cavalier, Major Dalgetty, I determined to seize on this opportunity to provision the garrison. To this prudent pro- ceeding on my part I found there was an insurmountable ob- stacle : the landlady assured me that the " materiel" was in the house there was bacon in the chimney, and chickens in the yard, but there was no turf within, till the boys the devil bother them for staying ! came home from, the blacksmith's funeral. Now, that the hotel of Glantane should be deficient in this point was marvellous. The surface of the circumjacent country, in its proportion of tillage- ground to turbary, bears an acreable ratio of one to five hundred ; and yet, though in the bosom of a bog, there could not be a sufficiency of fire obtained to boil a potato-pot ! But human ingenuity is sur- prising : after a delay of three mortal hours I reascended my chaise, and, without further accident, was deposited in the town of Tuam. On the merits of the Mitre Inn I shall be silent ; it produced in good time a respectable quarter of cold lamb, and a dish of exquisite potatoes. By the way, we cannot cook this latter esculent in England. Had my fare been worse, I would have 14 A BAD NIGHT. submitted without a murmur ; for the waiter assured my ser- vant that I had got the best bedroom in the house. Now, in the course of my narrative, I omitted to mention, that on the preceding night I had scarcely closed an eye. On retiring to my dormitory, I remarked that the grate was heaped with black turfs, apparently in the same state in which they had been removed from their parent moor ; but, anxious to court the drowsy god, I extinguished the candle, sprang into bed, and too late discovered that I was overloaded with a mass of ponderous blanketing, while a faint spark twinkled in the bot- tom of the grate, and, like the cry of wisdom in the streets, was disregarded. I fell into a temporary doze, and awoke an hour afterwards in a burning fever ; for the grate, in place of cold turfs, exhibited a roaring fire. In vain I opened door and window ; in vain I tumbled blanket after blanket on the floor : hours elapsed before the fever- warmth of the apartment could be abated. At last, exhausted by heat and exertion, I threw myself upon the outside of the bed- coverings, and made myself up for repose. Just then a brace of obstinate curs determined to " bay the moon :" one established himself beneath my win- dow, and the other took up a position at the opposite side of the street, and for three long hours they barked incessantly, relieving themselves occasionally by indulging in a mournful and nerve-torturing howl. Human forbearance could not sup- port the martyrdom I suffered : I was driven to desperation, and, collecting every missile article in the chamber, with re- peated discharges routed my persecutors, and once more en- deavoured to procure some rest. I sank into a delicious slumber ; but suddenly the door was flung open, and in rushed the waiter with portentous speed. " The house must be on fire !" I ejaculated as I somerseted into the centre of the floor. My fears were fortunately ground- less : Dennis merely awoke me to inquire if I would drive three miles out of town to see two scoundrels fight, who had quar- relled the preceding night about a game of cribbage. Judge then, dear George, after all these visitations, whether the annunciation of a quiet bed at Tuam was not to me " a sound ecstatic !" I swallowed a pint of rascally sherry without a murmur, for- tified it with a dose of diluted alcohol, yawned my way to my room, found clean linen no fire, and, in five minutes, was buried in sleep " fast as a watchman." A COUNTRY BALL. 15 Presently arose a hum of many voices ; dreams and phanta- sies disturbed my uneasy slumbers ; a noise like distant music at times was faintly audible ; at last a crash of instruments awoke me, and the first quadrille was in full execution within four feet of my distracted head ! Heaven granted me patience, although I was on the very brink of a country ball-room, and separated from " the gay throng" only by the intervention of a slip of deal-board, while through the chinks you might have passed the poker, or inter- changed a parasol. I raised myself up on my elbow, and what a group was there ! A short man, in a claret- coloured coat, was paired with a stout gentlewoman in bright scarlet : she must have been descended from " the giant; 5 ' I would as soon grapple with her in a waltz, as commit myself to the embraces of a boa- constrictor. Vis-a-vis was a police-officer, in state uni- form, with a pale beauty in cerulean blue ; and a personage of immense calf, in black tights, confronted a skeleton in nankeen unmentionables. The ladies were gloriously adorned with silver ribbon, gilt wreaths, and every flower that blows, from a pink to a peony ; the lords of the creation sported stiffened cravats and a plurality of waistcoats ; and the ball-room emitted " an ancient and fish-like smell" a miasm of musk, assisted by every abomination in perfumery. I was in an intermediate state between frenzy and fever, and turned over in my mind the expediency of setting fire to the bed-curtains, and sending myself, the quadrille, and the whole company to the skies, by igniting ten pounds of Harvey's treble strong, which was stowed away somewhere in my lug- gage. Did tired Nature quiesce for a moment, I was fearfully roused with a tornado of torturous sounds. " Places, gentle- men !" " Ladies-chain !" " Now, don't dance, Patsey ; you know you're drunk !"-r-" Arrah ! Charley, are you stupid ?" " Dos-a-dos, Miss Rourke !" " Up with the Lancers !" " Aisy, Mr. Bodkin ! remember there are ladies here !" r ' Waiter ! there's porter wanted at the card-table !" Somnus ! deity of my adoration ! never expose me to such misery as I endured in the archiepiscopal town of Tuam ! Morning came, and the company retired to supper below stairs. ^ Anticipating the consequences, I fortified my chamber- door with all the moveables I could collect. It was a prudent precaution ; for, blessed be God ! a row ensued, that finished 16 PRECOCIOUS TALENT. both delph and dancing. I suffered nothing in person, but my less-fortunate valet got a black eye from a Connemara gentle- man, who, unluckily for poor Travers, mistook him for the master of the ceremonies, with whom he of Connemara was at feud. For the present, farewell. CHAPTER IV. Loss of a Waiter Precocious Talent The Mad Major and the Mendi- cants of Mullingar Cursing an Adjutant Death of Denis O'Farrell. IT was noon when I arose, and the inmates of the Mitre were still in exquisite confusion. Breakfast, after much delay, w r as provided by the agency of the housemaid. She apologized for the non-attendance of the waiter, at present a patient in the Infirmary ; he having, in the course of the entertainment, been ejected from the window by a pleasant gentleman of Loughrea. Anxious to be off as soon as possible, I ordered the horses to ; but an unforeseen difficulty occurred in removing my luggage to the carriage, as the door was blocked up four deep by a gang of beggars. With relation to the sizes of the respec- tive places, the lazaroni of Naples are far out-numbered by the mendicants of Tuam. A trace broke at starting, and thus enabled me to form a pretty correct idea of this multitude. I reckoned to fifty-seven, arid then became confused. Although beset on every side, I was proof against importunity, and refused parting with a sixpence. Cursing was next tried ; and to the curious in that accomplishment, I would suggest a week's residence at the Mitre. One boy, a cripple in a dish, excelled the united talent of the remainder. English and Irish epithets were with him " common as household words ;" he used both languages with surpassing fluency, and there was an originality of conception in his style of execration, which was what the Cockneys call most refreshing. This precocious prodigy could not be much above fifteen ; and, if he lives, will in this pecu- liar department of national eloquence be without a parallel. I have " erst while" passed through Billingsgate, when the fair ; THE MAD MAJOR AND THE BEGGAHS. 17 inhabitants betrayed symptoms of irritation ; I have heard hackney- coachmen cursing at a crowded opera over a fractured panel or broken pole ; I have listened to a score of watermen squabbling for a fare at Westminster Bridge ; I have been on board a transport in a gale of wind, with an irreligious com- mander ; but Tuam for ever! there cursing is perfection. Mine, George, is but a rambling narrative, and my details, however interesting, lay no claim to the lucidus ordo ; there- fore I reserve full liberty from the very start to bolt into digres- sions when and as I please. Of the many anecdotes that I have heard my father narrate of his friend, the Mad Major, one was particularly characte- ristic. When the gallant 50th were removed to Mullingar, it was supposed that this town produced a greater number of beggars than any in the king's dominions : a swarm of paupers rendered the streets almost impassable, and ingress or egress to or from a shop was occasionally impracticable. Now, beggars were to the Mad Major an abomination ; and for two days he en- sconced himself in his lodgings, rather than encounter the men- dicants of Mullingar. Confinement will increase bile, and bile may induce gout ; and at last, wearied of captivity, he sallied forth, and to every application for relief, he specified an early day, requesting the numerous supplicants to be punctual to the appointed time. His wish was faithfully attended to ; and on the expected morning, the street where he resided was lite- rally blocked up. The Major, under a volley of blessings, appeared at the hall-door. " Are you all here?" he inquired, in accents of the tenderest compassion. " All, your honour all, young and owld!" responded a big beggarman. " We're all here, colonel, avorneenf exclaimed a red virago, " but my own poor man, Brieney Bokkogh-,* and he, the crater ! fell into the fire a Sunday night, and him hearty, and sorrow stir he can make good nor bad." " Ah, then," said the humane commander, " why should poor Brien be left out? Arrah! run yourself, and bring the cripple to us," In a twinkling off went the red virago, and, after a short absence, issued from a neighbouring lane, with Brieney on her shoulders. " Are you all here now?" inquired the tender-hearted chief- tain. " Every single sowl of us," said an old woman in reply. * Bryan the Cripple. 18 A SCOTCH ADJUTANT. " Ogh ! that the light of heaven may shine on his honour's dying hour; but it's he that's tender to the poor !" " Amen, sweet Jasus!" responded a hundred voices. " Silence !" said the Mad Major, as he produced a small book neatly bound in red morocco. " Whisht, your sowls !" cried the big beggar- man. "Are ye listening?" " Sha, sha! yes, yes!" was responded in English and Irish. " Then, by the contents of this blessed book and it's the Bible a rap I won't give one of ye, you infernal vagabonds, if I remained a twelvemonth in Muliingar !" A yell of execrations followed ; but the Major bore the cursing like a philosopher, and kept his promise like a monk. To the surprise of all, the beggars left the way when he walked out, and absconded from, the shop he entered. They crossed themselves devoutly if they encountered him un- expectedly at a corner, adjuring the Lord to 4f stand between them, the Mad Major, and the devil !" Apropos to cursing ; the late Sir Charles Asgill told a story of this eccentric personage. During the time the 50th remained in Ireland, the Colonel was mostly absent from ill health, and the command of course devolved upon the Major. By one of the military abuses at that time too common, a little Scotch Doctor, who had somehow been appointed Adju- tant to a Fencible regiment, was transferred from it to the 50th. Incompetent from professional inability, he was further afflicted by a constitutional nervousness, that made him badly calculated to come in contact with such a personage as the Mad Major. Shortly after the little Scotchman joined, the half yearly inspection took place. Major O'Farrell, in the course of his evolutions, found it requisite to deploy into line, and called to his field-assistant " to take an object." " Have you got one ?" cried the commander, in a voice of thunder. " Yes, Sir," replied the alarmed Adjutant, in a feeble squeak. The word was given, and the right wing kept moving, until the face of the regiment assumed the form of a semicircle. "Hallo ! where or what is your object?" roared the Major. "A c:ow, Sir," replied the unhappy Scotsman. "And where is the crow ?" roared the Commander. " Flown off," was the melancholy response. " May the devil fly away with you, body and bones ! Halt dress ! Stop, Sir Charles do stop. Just allow me two minutes to curse that rascallv Adiutant." To so reasonable a request, Sir Charles, DEATH OF THE MAD MAJOR. 19 who was a most obliging officer, readily assented. The General mentioned often, that the damning of a stupid Adju- tant was no novelty ; but that he never saw a man cursed to his perfect satisfaction, until he heard the Scotch Doctor anathematized in the Phoenix Park. The death of poor Denis was in such perfect keeping with his life, that I am tempted to give it to you. The regiment was in garrison, and at a race-ball a trifling misunderstanding occurred between a young Ensign and a country-gentleman. It was, however, instantly adjusted. A few days afterwards, some intemperate expressions which had fallen from the gentleman at the ball, were reported to the Mad Major. These he considered as reflecting upon the character of his corps, and he despatched the senior Captain for an explanation. The answer to this demand was unsatisfactory, and the Captain was directed to deliver a hostile message. The officers of the " Half Hundred" were a brave body they vainly endeavoured to make it a regimental affair, and insisted that the person to resent the insult should be indifferently selected (by lot) from the corps. "Gentlemen, I thank you ;" said the Mad Major, as he struck his broad hand upon the mess-table. " Your motives are personally kind but as I am at the head of this regiment, I hold myself to be the conservator of its honour." That evening the Major had a violent attack of gout, to which for years he had been a martyr but he concealed it carefully, and when his friend called him on the morning, he was found dressed and powdered, but unable to move without assistance. Captain M pressed upon him the necessity of postponing the meeting, or permitting another officer to be his substitute ; but Denis was immovable in his resolve. He proceeded to the ground, and supported by a crutch, after a discharge of pistols, received a satisfactory apology. Poor fellow ! this was his last feat. Exposure to the cold of a damp spring morning brought on a renewed attack of gout that night the disorder settled in his stomach and the morning after he was a corpse. The body was carried to its last resting-place, accompanied by all the pomp of a military funeral. His own beloved com- pany, the grenadiers, who had often followed their lion- hearted leader into action, now formed his guard of honour 20 CASTLEBAR. to the grave ; and when his remains were committed to the earth there was not a dry eye among the " Dirty Half Hundred/' Two months afterwards, when an Irish soldier was ques- tioned on the merits of his successor " The man is well enough," said Pat, with a heavy sigh, " but where will we find the equal of the Mad Major ? By Jasus, it was a com- fort to be cursed by him V CHAPTER V. Castlebar Newport Departure from Christendom Progress into Terra Incognita Roads and scenery Mulranny Passage down the Inlet Incidents Lodge in the Wilds of Erris Description of the establish- ment. WITHOUT any adventure worthy of a place in this itinerary, I reached in safety the capital of Mayo, From other pro- vincial cities, this town is distinguished in having a new drop and an old gaol ; a swamp in the centre of the town sur- rounded by an iron chain, judiciously placed there, I imagine, to prevent cattle and children being lost in the morass which it environs ; a court-house, with a piazza and facade, of an original order of architecture, only known to Irish professors of the art of building ; trade and manufactures are limited to felt-hats and poteen whisky ; and the only machinery I could discover was the drop, aforesaid. I was informed that the chapel and petty-sessions are generally crowded, as is the market, upon a hanging-day. I was called next morning at five o'clock by the waiter, to proceed by the Sligo mail, although on the preceding night I had taken considerable pains to persuade him that my course hy westward. One hour afterwards, the chamber-maid roused me to inquire if I had any intention of proceeding to Holly- mount by a hackney car. To save these worthy people" further trouble, I arose and dressed, and, wishing to avoid a vestry to be that day holden in the town, and where, in the course of ar- gument, it was believed that divers lives would be lost, I took an early breakfast, and departed. A GUIDE. 21 I stopped at Newport ; it was the last cluster of houses arrogating to itself the title of a town, that I should now meet with, for I had reached the ultima Thule of civilized Europe and when I had given directions to the post- master touching the transmission of my letters in my cousin's bag, I looked around me, and took a silent but mournful farewell of Christendom. I found at the public-house that my kinsman had provided for my farther progress into terra incognita. A couple of rudely- constructed vehicles were waiting to receive myself and personal property, and a wild bare-legged mountaineer, with a leathern bag strapped across his shoulders, announced himself as guide. "Had he no horse?'' "Devil a harsef but he would warrant he would keep up with me," and away we went under a salute of our dogs, and the furtive glances of sundry ladies with their hair in papers. Some distance from the town we crossed an ancient bridge of many arches, through which an extensive lake communi- cates with the sea, and farther on passed the old tower of Carrigahowla. Our route w r as contiguous to the sea on the left were the numerous islands of Clew Bay; on the right an extensive chain of savage hills and barren moorland. The road now became hardly passable ; constructed without the least regard to levelness, here it dipped into a ravine, and there breasted some sudden hill, inaccessible to any carriage but the light machines we travelled with. Its surface w r as rough, and interrupted by a multitude of loose stones ; while some of the bridges were partially dilapidated, and others had never been completed. In these, the ragged line of granite which formed the key-stones of the arches stood nakedly up, and presented a barrier that no common carriage could overtop without endangering its springs and harness. Yet this forlorn road is the only communication with a highly improvable country, covering at least fifty square miles, with numerous and profitable islands attached, and an immense line of sea- coast, possessing rich fisheries, and abounding in kelp-weed and manure ! And why was this neglect ? Were the pro- prietors of this deserted district so cold to that true spring of human action, self-aggrandizement, as to omit providing an outlet for the sources of their opulence ? Were there no public monies allocated to these abandoned corners of the earth, and so much lavishly expended on many a useless 22 MULRANNY. undertaking elsewhere ? Yes : large sums have been pre- sented and re-presented by the Grand Juries for the last twenty years, but they have been regularly pocketed by those to whose good faith they were entrusted. Would it be be- lieved in England, George, that this atrocious system of pecu- lation has been carried to such an extent, that roads have been passed, as completed, when their lines have been but roughly marked out and bridges been actually paid for, the necessary accounting affidavits having been sworn to in open court, when not a stone was ever laid, and to this day the stream runs without a solitary arch to span its flood from the source to the debouchement ? Ay these delinquencies have been often and notoriously perpetrated, and none have had the courage to drag the criminals to justice. At the clachan of Mulranny we struck into a pass in the mountains, and turned our backs upon Clew Bay. A branch from the waters of Black Sod runs some ten miles inland, and meets this opening in the hills, affording a communica- tion by boats with Erris. There my kinsman's galley was waiting for me, and in it I embarked my person and esta- blishment. Taking advantage of a south-westerly wind, the boatmen hoisted their close-reefed lug, and away we shot rapidly towards the entrance of the inlet. From the high lands which rose on every side, the squalls fell more heavily and frequent than I found agreeable ; but in an hour we cleared this confined and dangerous channel, and, running between Currane Point and the island of Innis Biggie, entered Black Sod Bay. The passage down the inlet, was marked with several inci- dents which were in perfect keeping with the wild and savage scenery around. A seal would suddenly raise his round head above the surface, gaze for a moment at the boat, and, when he had apparently satisfied his curiosity, sink quietly from our view. In rounding the numerous headlands through which this inlet irregularly winds, w r e often started flocks of curlews,* * The bill is long, equally incurvated, and terminated in a blunt point ; nostrils linear, and longitudinal near the base ; tongue short and sharp- pointed ; and the toes are connected as far as the first joint of the mem- brane. With the curlew, Linnaeus begins a numerous tribe of birds under the genuine name of Scalopax, which, in his arrangement, includes all the snipes and godwits, amounting, according to Latham, to fortv-two species INNIS BIGGLE. which, rising in an alarm at our unexpected appearance, made the rocks ring with their loud and piercing whistle. Skirting the shore of Innis Biggie, we disturbed an osprey or sea-eagle,* in the act of feeding on a bird. He rose leisurely, and, light- ing on a rock, waited till we passed, and then returned to his prey. We ran sufficiently close to the shore to observe the and eight varieties, spread over various parts of the world, but nowhere very numerous. Buffon describes fifteen species and varieties of the curlew, and Latham ten, only two or three of which are British birds. They feed upon worms, which they pick up on the surface, or with their bills dig from the soft earth : on these they depend for their principal support ; but they also devour the various kinds of insects which swarm in the mud and in the wet boggy grounds, where these birds chiefly take up their abode. " Eagles are well knowne to breed here, but neither so bigge, nor so many, as books tell. Cambrensis reporteth of his own knowledge, and I heare it averred by credible persons, that barnacles, thousands at once, are noted along the shoares to hang by the beakes about the 24 SPORTING LODGE. size and colour of the bird, and concluded that a grouse had been the eagle's victim. When we had cleared the islands, the breeze blew fresh and steadily ; the boatmen shook out the reefs, which had hitherto confined their canvass ; the galley, with increased velocity, rushed through the rippling water, till, doubling a neck of land surmounted by a ruined castle, and running up a sheltered creek, I found myself at the termination of my voyage, and warmly welcomed by my Irish kinsman, from whom for fifteen years I had been separated. I have oeen here three days, and am as much domesticated in the mansion as my cousin's Newfoundland clog. I know the names and " sobriquet" of the establishment ; can discri- minate between " Hamisk-a-neilan" (James of the island) and Andy-bawn (Fair Andy); I hold converse with the cook, and am hand-and-glove with the housemaid. Really I am delighted with the place, for every thing is wild, new, and out-of-the-way ; but I must describe the locale of my kinsman's domicile. At the bottom of a narrow creek, you must imagine " a low snug dwelling, and in good repair." The foam of the Atlantic breaks sometimes against the windows, while a huge cliff, -seaward, defends it from the storm, and, on the land side, a sudden hill shelters it from the north wind. Here, when the tempest roars abroad, your friend Laura might venture forth and not endanger a papillotte. The bent* roof is impervious to the rain ; the rooms are neat, well arranged, and comfortable. In the parlour, if the evening be chilly, a turf fire sparkles on the hearth ; and when dried bog- deal is added to the embers, it emits a fragrant and delightful glow, superseding the necessity of candles. The long and measured swell of the Atlantic would almost lull a troubled conscience to repose ; and that rural hum, which attends upon the farm- yard, rouses the refreshed sleeper in the morning. In the cairn of evening I hear the shrill cry of the sand-lark ; and in edges of puttified timber, shippes, oars, anchor-holders, and such like, which in processe, taking lively heate of the sunne, become water-fowles, and, at their time of ripenesse, either fall jnto the sea, or fly abroad into the ayre." Campion's Historic. * " i\p, * The customary thatch in parts of Erris. COCKNEY ANGLERS. 25 the early dawn, the crowing of the cock-grouse. I see the salmon fling themselves over the smooth tide, as they hurry from the sea to reascend their native river. And while I drink claret that never paid the revenue a farthing, or indulge over that proscribed beverage the produce and the scourge of this wild district I trace from the window the outline of a range of hills, where the original red-deer of Ireland are still existing none of your park-fed venison, that tame, spiritless diminutive, which a boy may assassinate with his " birding-piece," but the remnant of that noble stock, which hunters of other days, O'Connor the Cus Dhu* and Cormac Bawn Mac Tavish once delighted in pursuing. The offices of this wild dwelling are well adapted to the edifice. In winter, the ponies have their stable ; and kine and sheep a comfortable shed. Nor are the dogs forgotten ; for them a warm and sheltered kennel is fitted up with benches, and weil provided with straw. Many a sporting- lodge in England, on which thousands have been expended, lacks the Comforts of my kinsman's unpretending cottage. Where are the coach-houses ? Those, indeed, would be useless appendages ; for the nearest road on which a wheel could turn, is ten miles distant from the lodge. CHAPTER VI. Periodicals Cockney sports and sportsmen Mountain angler and his attendant Fishing-tackle Antony the otter-killer Visit the river Flies Hooking my first salmon Return to the lodge Sporting authors Sir Humphry Davy Colonel Hawker Salmonia Criti- cisms. THE last post-bag brought a large supply of newspapers and monthly literature. " Gad-o'-mercy !" what notions the fishermen of Cockaign must have of the " gentle art !" It is amusing to read the piscatory articles so seriously put forth in the sporting periodicals. No persons on earth suffer more personal inconvenience than the Cockney artist, or submit so patiently to pecuniary imposition and like virtue, their * Blackfoot. 26 FISHING TACKLE. trouble is its own reward. Pant-fishing and perch-fishing, baiting-holes, and baiting-hooks, appear to the mountain fisherman so utterly worthless, that I do not wonder at the sovereign contempt with which he regards the unprofitable pursuits of the city angler. * What a contrast to the Cockney bustle of a Londoner does my cousin's simple preparation for a morning's sport exhibit ! If the wind and clouds are favourable, the rod, ready jointed and spliced, is lifted from beneath the cottage eave, where it "lay like a warrior taking his rest," on a continuation of level pegs. The gaff and pannier are produced by a loose- looking mountaineer, whose light-formed but sinewy limbs are untrammelled by shoe or stocking. Fond of the sport himself, he evinces an ardent interest in your success ; on the moor and by the river he is a good-humoured and obliging assistant ; traverses the mountains for a day, and lies out on the hill-side through the long autumnal night, to watch the passage of the red deer as they steal down from the mountain-top to browse on the lower grounds by moonlight. How different from this wild and cheerful follower are the sporting attendants of the unhappy Cockney ! he must consort with " bacon-fed knaves/' be the companion of your brawny jolter-headed porter-swollen waterman, who in sulky silence paddles his employer into some phlegmatic pool, where the disciple of Walton is secure of the lumbago, but by no means certain of a sprat. In truth, dear George, I am half ashamed of myself: I came here loaded with rods, flies, and baskets, with the " thousand and one" nameless et cetera furnished from a city tackle-shop, in their uses and appearance various as the cargo of the ark. When I displayed yesterday this accumulation of " engines and cunning devices/' my cousin burst into a roar of laughter, and inquired if I intended to annihilate the fishery?" Then, turning, leaf by leaf, three immense -fly- books over, he praised the pretty feathers, commended the brightness of the tinsel, and good-naturedly assured me * " To induce fish to come to any particular spot, boiled wheat, grains of malt graves (from the tallow-chandler's) cut small, should be thrown in plentifully two or three times. A composition of ground malt, blood, and clay is the best for salmojt. ami tro^t : to which some add ivy- THE OTTER KILLER. 27 that this rich assemblage did not possess a fly of the value of one farthing. I fear his verdict was a true one ; I have tried two days consecutively and never hooked a fish. But no, the water was too low, the wind too high, or something was amiss, for I have the best flies procurable in the best shop in London. The storm terminated as summer gales do, in a heavy fall of rain. Although the wears are raised to intercept the passage of the fish from the sea, the late freshes, joined to a spring tide, have enabled both trout and salmon to overleap the barrier and fill the pools above it. Want of success had damped my ardour for piscation ; and besides, I had involved myself in a most amusing article in Blackwood, and felt an unwillingness to lay aside the book. At this moment of indecision, old Antony the otter-killer, one of that numerous and nondescript personages who locate themselves in the houses of the Irish gentry, passed the window with a fine salmon and a brace of trout sixteen inches long. How fresh and sparkling is the phosphoric shading of the scales, as the old man turns them round for my inspection ! What a beau- tiful fish ! it barely measures thirty inches, and is fully ten pounds weight ! That short and deep- shouldered Mddawn* is worth all the lubberly roach, dace, perch, and gudgeons, that the Thames contains from its source to its debouchement. I looked after the ancient otter-hunter with envy. How lowly would he be estimated in the eyes of a Cheapside fisherman ; one, who wears a modest-coloured jacket,f lest a showy garment might annoy the plethoric animals he is dabbling for, whose white basket is constructed of the finest wicker work with rods and reels, floats and flies, pastes and patties, lines and liqueurs sufficient to load a donkey, how contemptuously would he look down upon honest Antony ! Figure to yourself a little feeble man, dressed * A salmon. t " Our forefathers were wont to pursue even their amusements with great formality : an angler, a century and a half back, must have his fishing-coat, which, if not black, must at least be of a very dark colour, a black velvet cap, like those which jockeys now wear, and a rod with a stock like a halberd ; thus equipped, he stalked forth, followed by the eyes of a whole neighbourhood." Daniel 28 FISHING EXCURSION. in a jerkin of coarse blue cloth, with an otter (a fancy of my cousin's) blazoned on his arm : in one hand he holds a fish- spear, which assists him when he meets with rugged ground, in the other, a very unpretending angle, jointed rudely with a penknife, and secured by waxen threads ; a cast of flies are wound about his hat, and his remaining stock, not exceeding half-a-dozen, are contained between the leaves of a tattered song-book : in the same depository he has some silk, dyed mohair, a hare's ear, and a few feathers from the cock, brown turkey, and mallard ; and these simple materials furnish him w r ith most efficient flies, but he requires a bright day to fabricate them, as his sight is in- different. It required much persuasion and a positive assurance of success, before I ventured with my kinsman to the river. Ten minutes' easy walking brought us to a noble pool above the Wear, where my friend never fails to kill a salmon, if the wind be westerly and the water not too low. The water was in beautiful order, and my cousin insisted that, under his direction, I should once more try my fortune with the fishing-rod. Discarding my gaudy flies with a malediction upon the knave who tied them, he affixed two of his upon the casting-line ; and nothing could be of a simpler character than those selected from his book. The tail-fly was a plain black and orange mohair body, with a long and pointed turkey- feather wing ; the dropper was formed of blue and scarlet wool, ribbed with silver, a pheasant sprit for legs, and mixed wings of the turkey and mallard. I made several unsuccessful casts : " A bad look-out, friend Julius. Heaven forfend that the cook has placed any dependence on the angle 1" Again I tried the pool, and, like all disappointed fishermen, began to prognosticate a change of weather. " I had remarked mares' tails in the sky yesterday evening, and there was rain over head, for a hundred !" My cousin smiled ; when, suddenly, my nebulous speculations were interrupted by a deep, sluggish roll at the dropper. " Monamondiaoul f"* exclaimed Mortien Beg,\ as he caught a momentary glance of the broad and fan-like tail. " He is fifteen pound weight !" Obedient to the directions of my Mentor, I left the spot the salmon leaped in, and commenced * An Irish imprecation. t Little Martin. KILLING A SALMON. 29 casting a dozen yards below it. Gradually I came over him again. " A light cast, Frank, and you have him !" I tried, and succeeded gallantly. I sent the fly across the water with the lightness of the thistle's down, as at the same moment the breeze eddied up the stream, and curled the surface deliciously. A long dull ruffle succeeded whish ! span the wheel ; whish-h-h-h-h, whish-h-h-, whish ! I have him ! Nothing, my dear George, can be more beautiful than the play of a vigorous salmon. The lubberly struggles of a pond -fish are execrable to him who has felt the exquisite pleasure that attends the conquest of " the monarch of the stream." His bold rushes his sudden and rapid attempts to liberate himself from the fisher's thrall the energy with which he throws his silver body three or four feet above the surface of the water and the unwearied and incessant oppo- sition he makes, until his strength is exhausted by the angler's science ; all this must be experienced to be ade- quately conceived. In ten minutes I mastered my beautiful victim; and Mortien Beg gaffed and landed a splendid summer fish, which, if the cook's scales be correct, weighed thirteen pounds and seven ounces. Overjoyed with my success, I proceeded up the river. My cousin brought me to several delightful pools ; and, with his assistance, I raised and hooked several capital fish, but only landed one of them, a nice and active salmon of about eight pounds weight. From half a dozen white trout fresh from the sea, I received excellent amusement; and at six o'clock returned to dinner, gratified with my sport, pleased with my- self, and at peace with all mankind, excepting that confounded cozener, the tackle -merchant in Street. Over our wine, the conversation naturally turned upon the " gentle art." My kinsman is both a practical and a scientific angler. " Holding, with few exceptions, all published sporting productions in disrepute, one that I remarked on your book- ! stand, Julius, strikes me as being at the same time clever and I useful : I mean Sir Humphry Davy's." " It is both, Frank : his account of the habits and natural j history of the salmon species is just, ingenious, and amusing; and there is a calm and philosophic spirit that pervades the whole, rendering it a work of more than common interest. But, practically, it is as useless as all Guides and Manuals, 30 SIR HUMPHRY DAVY. since the days of Walton. Of the uninitiated it will make fishermen, where Colonel Hawker s directions enable a man to shoot, who has never been five miles from Holborn-bars. I doubt not but Sir Humphry was an ardent and scientific fisherman, but in many practical points I differ with him. He angled well, but he fished like a philosopher. If he haunted this river for a season, unless he altered his system materially, he would not kill a dozen- salmon. Flies, such as he describes, would never, in any seasons or weathers, be successful here. He fairly says, that ' different rivers require different flies / but nothing like those he recommends would answer this one ; and, although many of the theories and speculative opinions are very ingenious, I question much their validity. " Admiring Sir Humphry as I do, I w r ould pardon his philosophy and fine flies, his ' golden pheasant, silken-bodied, orange, red, and pale-blue, silver-twisted, and king's-fisher mixtures/ even to his 'small bright humming-bird' itself; but, with all my Christian charity and personal affection, there is one fatal passage, for which, like Lady Macbeth's soiled hand, there is no remedy. Would that I could ' pluck from the memory* that luckless page ! But, alas ! whenever I see Salmonia, it rushes to my recollection. Think, Frank, of a man who limited a party of sporting tourists to half a pint of claret! and threatened an honest gentleman, who called for another bottle, with ' an overflow of blood/ ' a suffusion of the haemorrhoidal veins/ and, worse than all, ' a determined palsy/* if he persevered ! I could have forgiven the philo- sopher any thing every thing even to the comparison of that rascally fish, the perch, with the rich and luxurious mullet ; but to fob off four stout gentlemen with a solitary * Doctors will disagree vide Daniel's Account of Joe Man, game- keeper to Lord Torrington. " He was in constant strong morning exercise ; he went to bed always betimes, but never till his skin was filled with ale. This," he said, " would do no harm to an early riser, and to a man who pursued field-sports. At seventy-eight years of age he began to decline, and then lingered for three years ; his gun was ever upon his arm, and he still crept about, not destitute of the hope of fresh diversion." Vol. ii. p. 172. " Inhabitants (especially new comers) aie subject to distillations, xhumes, and fluxes ; for remedy whereof they use an ordinary drink of aqua-vitae, so qualified in the making, that it dryeth more, and in- fiameth lesse, than other hote confections." Campion's Historic, 1571. SALMONIA. 31 bottle of the vin ordinaire ycleped claret, that one meets with in a country inn ! For God's sake, ring the bell ! Here, John, some wine ! Nothing but a fresh bottle can allay my indignation, and restore my tranquillity." " Well, we must admit that Sir Humphry would not be exactly the man to fill the chair at an Irish ' symposium ;' but, his Bacchanalian antipathies apart, he really is an agreeable and instructive writer." " Why, ye-es ; still there is a dash of milk-and-water throughout Salmonia, that nothing but its ingenious account of the affinities and natural history of fishes could compensate. Take, for example, the introduction of the Fishing- Party, and remark the colloquy between Halieus and Poietes : " Hal. ' I am delighted to see you, my worthy friends, on the banks of the Colne ; and am happy to be able to say, that my excellent host has not only made you free of the river for this day's angling, but insists upon your dining with him wishes you to try the evening fishing, and the fishing to-morrow morning and proposes to you, in short, to give up twenty- four hours to the delights of an angler's May-day/ " Poiet. ' We are deeply indebted to him ; and I hardly know how we can accept his offer, without laying ourselves under too great an obligation/ " Hal. ' Fear not : he is as noble-minded a man as ever delighted in good offices : and so benevolent, that I am sure he will be almost as happy in knowing you are amused, as you can be in your sport : and hopes for an additional satisfaction in the pleasure of your conversation/ " Poiet.' So let it be/ " Hal. ' I will take you to the house ; you shall make your bow, and then you will be all free to follow your own fancies. Remember, the dinner-hour is five ; the dressing-bell rings at half-past four; be punctual to this engagement, from which you will be free at seven/ " Now, because a country gentleman takes heart, and invites four philosophers to dinner, Hal can scarcely find words to communicate the hospitable message, and Poietes opines that the obligation shall be eternal. After the worthy host is lauded for this generous act to the very skies, it appears that he bundles off the company at seven o'clock, and, before they had time to look around the table, quoits them out, 'like a shove- "roat shillin"*!' But hark; the niner is in SYMPTOMS OF A STORM. the hail. Shin suis, Cormac /* Pass the wine, and a fig for philosophy !" CHAPTER VII. Symptoms of a coming storm A Sportsman's Dinner Old John Pattigo Gale comes on Shawn atra buoy Seals The blind Seal. THE morning had a sullen look ; Slieve More retained his nightcap ; the edge of the horizon where the ocean met the sky was tinged with a threatening glare of lurid sunshine ; the \vind was capricious as a woman's love now swelling into gusts, now sinking to a calm, as the unsteady breeze shifted round to every point "i' the shipman's card." As evening approached, the clouds collected in denser masses, and the giant outline of Slieve More was lost in a sheet of vapour. The . swell from the Atlantic broke louder on the bar ; the piercing whistle of the curlew was heard more frequently; and the small hard-weather tern, which seldom leaves the Black Rock but to harbinger a coming tempest, w r as ominously busy; whirling aloft in rapid circles, or plunging its long and pointed wing into the broken surface of the billow. All portended a storm ; the wind freshened momentarily, and at last blew steadily from the south-east. I was at the door, engaged in speculating upon the signs of the approaching gale, when old John, my kinsman's grey- headed butler, summoned me to dinner. Some say that a bachelor's repast has always a lonely and comfortless appear- ance ; and it may be so. I grant that a sprinkling of the sexes adds to the social character of the table ; but this apart, with the abatement of that best society lovely woman, who shall dine more luxuriously than I ? Two hours' rabbit-shoot- ing in the sand-hills has given me a keen and wholesome appetite. That salmon at noon was disporting in the sea, and this kid was fatted among the heath-flowers of the mountain-glen. Kitchener and Kelly could take no exception to the cookery ; and had these worthies still been inhabitants of "this fair round globe," the Doctor would have found * Play up, Cormac ! SHAWN A TRA BUOY. 33 ample amusement for " every man's master, the stomach," and honest Myke might have safely ventured to dinner without his " sauce piquante." In due time the cloth disappeared ; a bundle of split bog- deal was laid upon the hearth, and speedily lighted into a cheerful blaze. Old John, with the privilege of an ancient retainer, conversed with us as he extracted a fresh cork for the evening's potation. " Awful weather in July, sir. Well, that Shawn a tra buoy* is a wonderful beast ; I knew a change of weather was at hand when he rose beside the shore last night, and showed his grey head and shoulders over the water." "Is the seal, John, a sure foreteller of an approaching storm ?" " A certain one, sir : I remember him from I was a boy in the old master's kitchen the Lord be merciful to his soul ! Shawn a tra buoy's features are as familiar to me as my own ; I would swear to him among a thousand." " You see him frequently ?" " Oh, yes, sir. When the salmon come in, he is every day upon the yellow strand opposite the lodge : there you will see him chase the fish into the shoal-water, catch them beside the boats, ay, or if that fails, take them from the nets, and rob the fishermen. Year after year he has returned with the salmon, spending his summer on the ' tra-buoy/ and his winter near Carrig-a-boddagh." " How has he escaped so long, John ? Has he riot been often fired at ?" " A thousand times ; the best marksmen in the country have tried him without success. People say that, like the master otter, he has a charmed life ; and latterly nobody meddles with him." Old John's narrative was interrupted by the entrance of another personage ; he was a stout burly-looking man, with indifferent good features, a figure of uncommon strength, and a complexion of the deepest bronze. He is the schipper of my cousin's hooker. After a career of perilous adventure in piloting the Flushing smugglers to the coast, he has abandoned his dangerous trade, to pass an honester and safer life in future. " Well, Pattigoj what news ?" * Jack of the yellow strand. f A by-nam*. 34 THE STORM. " The night looks dirty enough, sir ; shall we run the hooker round to Tallaghon, and get the rowing-boats drawn up ?" His master assented, and ordered him the customary- glass of poteen, Pattigo received it graciously in the fingers of his right hand for he has lost his thumb by the bursting of a blunderbuss in one of his skirmishes with the Revenue made his ship-shape bow, clapped his sow-wester on, and vanished. The storm came on apace ; large and heavy drops struck heavily against the windows ; the blast moaned round the house ; I heard the boats' keels grate upon the gravel, as the fishermen hauled them up the beach ; I saw Pattigo slip his moorings, and, under the skirt of his main-sail, run for a safer anchorage. The rain now fell in torrents ; the sea rose, and broke upon the rocks in thunder ; mine host directed the storm- shutters to be put up, ordered in candles, with a fresh supply of billets for the fire, and we made final preparations to be comfortable for the night. Were I required to name the most recherche of my kins- man's luxuries. I should specify his unrivalled " canastre." An ample quantity of this precious tabac, (brought from Holland by a smuggler), with excellent Dutch pipes, was produced by honest John, who rises hourly in my estimation. There was also an addendum in the shape of a foreign-looking bottle, which the ancient servitor averred to have been deposited in the cellar since the time of "the master's father/* If it were so, the thing is a marvel ; for such liquor is rarely vouchsafed to mortals. Alas ! George, while my aching head testifies a too devoted attachment to that misshapen flask, the unequalled flavour of the exquisite schiedam it contained will ever haunt my memory. " I remarked/' said my kinsman, as he struck the ashes from his meerschaum, " that you appeared amused with old John's history of Shawn a tra buoy. Although, in its wild state, the seal is always shy, and sometimes dangerous, yet when taken young it is easily domesticated, and susceptible of strong attachment to its keepers.* There is a curious story told of * In January, 1819, in the neighbourhood of Burnt Island, a gentle- man completely succeeded in taming a seal : its singularities attracted the curiosity of strangers daily. It appeared to possess all the sagacity of the dog, and lived in its master's house, and ate from his hand. la his fishing excursions, this gentleman generally took it with him; upon THE SEAL. 35 one of these animals I believe the leading incidents of the narrative to be perfectly authentic ; and it is a memorable record of enduring attachment in the animal, and exquisite barbarity in the man. The tale runs thus : " About forty years ago a young seal was taken in Clew Bay, and domesticated in the kitchen of a gentleman, whose house was situated on the sea- shore. It grew apace, became familiar with the servants, and attached to the house and family ; its habits were innocent and gentle ; it played with the children, came at its master's call, and, as the old man described him to me, was ' fond as a dog, and playful as a kitten/ " Daily the seal went out to fish, and, after providing for his own w r ants, frequently brought in a salmon or turbot to his master. His delight in summer was to bask in the sun, and in winter to lie before the fire, or, if permitted, creep into the large oven, which at that time formed the regular appen- dage of an Irish kitchen. " For four years the seal had been thus domesticated, when, unfortunately, a disease, called in this country the crippawn a kind of paralytic affection of the limbs, which generally ends fatally attacked some black cattle belonging to the master of the house ; some died, others became infected, and the customary cure produced by changing them to drier pasture failed. A wise woman was consulted, and the hag assured the credulous owner, that the mortality among his cows was occasioned by his retaining an unclean beast about his habitation the harmless and amusing seal. It must be made away with directly, or the crippawn would continue, and her charms be unequal to avert the malady. The super- stitious wretch consented to the hag's proposal ; and the seal was put on board a boat, carried out beyond Clare Island, and there committed to the deep, to manage for himself as he best could. The boat returned, the family retired to rest, and next morning a servant awakened her master to tell him that the seal was quietly sleeping in the oven. The poor animal which occasion it afforded no small entertainment. When thrown into the water, it would follow for miles the track of the boat, and although ' thrust back by the oars, it never relinquished its purpose; indeed, it . struggled so hard to regain its seat, that one would imagine its fond- ' J ness for its master had entirely overcome the natural predilection for its native element. D 2 36 THE SEAL. overnight came back to his beloved home, crept through an open window, and took possession of his favourite resting- place. " Next morning another cow was reported to be unwell ; and the seal must now be finally removed. A Galway fishing- boat was leaving Westport on her return home, and the master undertook to carry off the seal, and not put him over- board until he had gone leagues beyond Innis Boffin. It was done : a day and night passed ; the second evening closed ; the servant was raking the fire for the night ; something scratched gently at the door it was, of course, the house-dog she opened it, and in came the seal ! Wearied with his long and unusual voyage, he testified, by a peculiar cry expressive of pleasure, his delight to find himself at home ; then stretching himself before the glowing embers of the hearth, he fell into a deep sleep. " The master of the house was immediately apprised of this unexpected and unwelcome visit. In the exigency, the bel- dame was awakened and consulted : she averred that it was always unlucky to kill a seal, but suggested that the animal should be deprived of sight, and a third time carried out to sea. To this hellish proposition the besotted wretch who owned the house consented j and the affectionate and con- fiding creature was cruelly robbed of sight on that hearth, for which he had resigned his native element ! Next morning, writhing in agony, the mutilated seal was embarked, taken outside Clare Island, and for the last time committed to the waves. " A week passed over, and things became worse instead of better ; the cattle of the truculent wretch died fast, and the infernal hag gave him the pleasurable tidings that her arts were useless, and that the destructive visitation upon his cattle exceeded her skill and cure. " On the eighth night after the seal had been devoted to the Atlantic, it blew tremendously. In the pauses of the storm a wailing noise at times was faintly heard at the door. The servants, who slept in the kitchen, concluded that the Banshee* came to forewarn them of an approaching death, and * The Banshee is a nondescript being, supposed to be attached to particular families, and to take a lively interest in their weal or mis- fortunes ; and there are few ancient houses in Ireland unprovided with this, domestic spirit. It gives notice of impending calamity and a death THE SEAL. 37 buried their heads in the bed- coverings. When morning broke, the door was opened and the seal was there lying dead upon the threshold !" *' Stop, Julius !" I exclaimed, " give me a moment's time to curse all concerned in this barbarism." " Be patient, Frank," said my cousin, " the finale will in the family is always harbingered by the lamentations of the ill-omened attache. The sex of the banshee is usually feminine ; but I knew one instance where a male familiar attended on an old house, and was known by the title of the " Far-a-crick." The banshee was contented with frightening the family she patronised with her laments ; but the Far-a-crick was a more troublesome neighbour. On one occasion he beat severely a drunken servant who was belated returning from a fair and a quarter of mutton, which the unhappy man was bringing home, confirmed the story, for after the " Hill man's" assault, it was found to be as black as the ribs of the unfortunate sufferer. The appearance of the banshee is variously described as she some- times assumes the form of " a little wizened old woman," and at others takes the semblance of " a black bitch/' 38 A WET DAY. probably save you that trouble. The skeleton of the once plump animal for, poor beast, it perished from hunger, being incapacitated from blindness to procure its customary food was buried in a sand-hill, and from that moment mis- fortunes followed the abettors and perpetrators of this in- human deed. The detestable hag who had denounced the inoffensive seal, was, within a twelvemonth, hanged for mur- dering the illegitimate offspring of her own daughter. Every thing about this devoted house melted away: sheep rotted, cattle died, ' and blighted was the corn/ Of several children, none reached maturity, and the savage proprietor survived every thing he loved or cared for. He died blind and miserable. " There is not a stone of that accursed building standing upon another. The property has been passed to a family of a different name, and. the series of incessant calamity which pursued all concerned in this cruel deed is as romantic as true." It was midnight : I laid down my pipe, took a candle from the sideboard, wished my cousin " a good night, and went to bed, full of pity for the gentle and affectionate seal. CHAPTER VIII. A wet day Fly-tying Piscatory disquisitions The tinker Lessons in the " gentle art" An unexpected ally. THE night throughout continued wild and blustrous ; the squalls which shook the casements became less frequent and violent towards morning ; the wind settled in the south, and dying gradually away, was succeeded by a heavy and constant fall of rain. To stir out of doors was impossible ; the Lodge is unprovided with a billiard- table, and it requires ingenuity to contrive some occupation for the long duration of a sum- mer's day. The breakfast was prolonged as much as possible ; it ended, however, and my kinsman left me to give some necessary directions to his household. I seated myself in the window ; the view seaward was interrupted by the thick- PLIES. 39 ness of the weather, the rain dropped from the thatch in- cessantly, the monotonous splash of the falling water, with the sombre influence of a dull and torpid atmosphere, gra- dually produced a drowsiness, and I fell fast asleep over a dull collection of sporting anecdotes. My cousin's return roused me; he placed a spider- table beside the window, and, having unlocked a box filled with angling materials, "in great and marvellous disorder," proceeded to extract, from a mass of unmentionable things, the requisites for dressing a cast or two of flies. As my own voluminous book had been sadly discomposed in the numerous interchanges I made, when vainly trying to seduce a salmon to try my " tinsel and fine feathers," I proceeded to arrange my splendid collection, while my kinsman was busied with his own simple stock. The disappointment I had endured in finding my flies so unprofitable, had made me hold the entire outfit of the London artist in disrepute ; and I would have given my most elaborate and expensive fishing-rod for the hazel angle of the ancient otter-killer. " Frank/' said my cousin, " you must not undervalue what really is unexceptionable ; I mean the mechanical part of your collection. Those rods are beautiful ; and your reels, lines, gut, and hooks, cannot be surpassed ; your flies may be excellent in an English river, so put them carefully aside, as I will supply you with some better adapted to our mountain streams. But what a size that book is ! In fishing, as in literature, the schoolmen's adage holds, Mega biblion, mega Jcakon. Why, nothing but a soldier's pack would carry it ! we will soon, however, render you independent of this mighty magazine, by teaching you to fabricate your own flies." "I fear I am too old to learn; the art of tying must, I presume, be acquired early in life, and brought to perfection by after experience." " This does not always follow ; I did, when a boy, tie flies passably ; but, having left off fishing when I removed from my native river, I forgot the art, and depended on others for my supply. The person who furnished my casting-lines fell sick, and it unluckily happened that his illness occurred in the best period of the season; and as the river was filled with fish, constant service soon wore out my scanty store. Necessity is the mother, you know the proverb, I was 40 SPORTING FRIENDS. sadly reduced ; ground blunted hooks and patched ravelling bodies, till at last my stock was reduced to half-a-dozen, and that half-dozen to perfect skeletons. What was to be done ? Man is an imitative animal I endeavoured to fabricate produced something between a bird and a bee tried again, succeeded better ; and before my artist had re- covered, by the shade of Walton ! I could turn out a reputable fly." " I believe I must make an attempt." " You shall succeed, and, as a preliminary, I will put you under the tutelage of my worthy neighbour, the priest. Ob- serve his style of casting, and mark the facility with which he sends five-and-thirty feet of hair and gut across the broadest pool. I fish tolerably, but have repeatedly laid aside my rod to admire the beautiful casting of this perfect master of the angle." " He ties a very handsome fly, no doubt." " I won't say that, he ties a very killing one. I expect him presently ; and as the day is wet, I'll leave the materials ready, and to-morrow, if the rain ceases soon, we shall prove the value of his flies. "As we are on the subject of tying, I must observe, that the advantage one derives from being able to construct his own flies is wonderful ; in fact, without attaining this accom- plishment in the ' gentle art' no one can fish comfortably or successfully. No stock, however extensive, will afford a supply adapted for every change of weather and water ; and a man may lose a day overlooking an interminable variety of kinds and colours, in a vain search after one killing fly. Not so the artist : the favourite insect being once ascertained, he speedily produces an imitation, and fills his basket ; while his less fortunate neighbour is idly turning the pages of his over- stocked fishing-book. "I had two sporting friends, who were excellent instances of this. Colonel S was an ardent, and, I may add, a very tolerable angler ; and no one went to more trouble and expense in procuring the most approved flies. He never tied, or attempted to tie one, and he assured me he had many hundred dozens in his possession. To find a new fly was with him sometimes the labour of a day ; and when about to try another water, he would spend hours toiling through his immense collection, before he could succeed in discovering THE TINKER. 41 the necessary colour and description. I have seen him, with Job-like patience, labouring through endless papers and parcels, in search of a paltry insect that I could fabricate in five minutes. "His companion, Captain B , ran into an opposite extreme. He rarely had a second casting-line, and seldom a second set of flies. Did the day change, or the river fill or lower, he sat down on the bank, ripped wings and dub- bings from his hooks, and prepared a new outfit in a twinkling. I never met an angler who was so certain of filling a basket as my friend B . His system, however, I would totally disapprove of. Without burthening oneself with enough to furnish out a tackle-shop, a small and effective collection is desirable ; and it is absurd to lose a fortunate half-hour tying on the river bank, what could be more conveniently fabricated during the tedium of a wet day within doors. An accident may rob the most discreet angler of his flies, and surely it is necessary to have a fresh relay to put up. But though I take a sufficiency along with me, I never leave home without being provided with the materials for constructing new ones. An hour may bring ephemerae on the waters, which you must imitate, or you will cast in vain ; before evening they have vanished and given place to some new variety of the insect world. Thus far, at least, the tyer possesses an advantage over him who cannot produce a fly, that no collection which human ingenuity can form will compensate. " The best practical lesson I ever got originated in the following accidental occurrence. Some years ago I received private information, that a travelling tinker, who occasionally visited these mountains to make and repair the tin stills used by the peasantry in illicit distillation, was in the constant habit of destroying fish, and he was represented as being a most successful poacher. I was returning down the river after an unfavourable day, a wearied and a disappointed fisherman, and observed, at a short distance, a man chased across the bogs by several others, and eventually overtaken and secured. It was the unfortunate tinker, surprised by the keepers in the very act of landing a splendid salmon ; two, recently killed, were discovered in his wallet, and yet that blessed day I could not hook a fish ! He was forthwith brought in durance before my honour, to undergo the pains and penalties of his crime. He was a strange, raw-boned,- wild-looking animal, and I 42 THE TINKER. half suspect Sir Walter Scott had seen him before he sketched Watt Tinlin in the ' Lay/ He was a convicted felon he had no plea to offer, for he was taken in the very fact. But he made two propositions wherewithal to obtain his liberty ' He would never sin again or he would fight any two of the captors/ My heart yearned towards him he was after all a brother and admitting that rod and coat were not worth threepence, still he was an adept in the ' gentle art/ although the most ragged disciple that ever Walton boasted. I forgave him, dismissed the captors, and ordered him to the Lodge for refreshment. ' My honour had no sport/ and he looked care- lessly at my flies. ' Would I condescend to try one of his ?' and he put a strange-looking combination of wool and feathers on the casting- line. There was a fine pool near us I tried it, and at the second cast I was fast in a twelve-pound salmon ! My ragged friend remained with me some days ; and in his sober intervals, ' few and far between/ gave me lessons in the art, that have been more serviceable than any I had hitherto acquired. " Two years after, I was obliged to attend the winter fair of Ball to purchase cattle. It was twilight when I left it, and I had proceeded only a few miles towards a gentleman's house, where I was to dine and sleep, when my horse cast a shoe, and forced me to leave him at a smith's shop, which was fortunately at hand. The evening was chilly, and I deter- mined to proceed on foot, directing my servant to follow. I passed a lonely poteen-house several ruffian-looking fellows were on the road beside it. They were half- drunk and inso- lent I was rash words borrowed blows, and I soon disco- vered that I should have the worst of the battle, and was tolerably certain of a sound drubbing. Suddenly, an unex- pected ally came to my assistance; he dropped the most formidable of the assailants as if he had been struck down by a sledge-hammer. A few blows settled the contest ; and I turned round to recognise and thank my deliverer. ' Ton my sowl, you're mighty handy, Master Julius ; it's a murder that ye don't practise oftener !' The speaker was my gifted friend the tinker/' HUNTING COUNTRY. 43 CHAPTER IX. Sporting topography of Mayo Hunting country Fox covers Cakes, rivers, and fish A domiciliary visit Revenue foray Capture of drunken distillers Alarm Midnight meditations Angling excursion Goolamore Salmon fishing English and Irish hooks Limerick preferable to all others. To look, my dear George, at the map of Mayo, one would imagine that Nature had designed that county for a sports- man. The westerly part is wild and mountainous ; alpine ridges of highlands interpose between the ocean and the in- terior, and from the bases of these hills a boundless tract of heath and moorland extends in every direction. To the east, the face of the country undergoes a striking change large and extensive plains cover the surface, and as the lands are generally occupied in pasturage, and consequently not sub- divided into the numerous enclosures which are requisite in tillage farming, this part of Mayo is justly in high estimation as a hunting country, and for centuries has been a favourite fixture of the neighbouring fox-hunters. The Plains, as this sporting district is usually denominated, afford constant oppor- tunities for the horse to show his powers, and the rider his nerve. The parks are of immense size ; the fences stiff and safe ; the surface agreeably undulated, and from the firmness of the sward, affording superior galloping ground. One may occasionally ride over miles without being necessitated to take a leap; but when one does meet fences, they are generally raspers ; and if the scent lies, and the dogs can go, nothing but a tip-top horse, and a man " who takes everything as God sends it," will hold a forward place upon the plains. The covers in the vicinity of the plains are numerous and well supplied with foxes. Of these animals there is no scarcity anywhere in Mayo ; but in the mountain districts there is, unfortunately, a superabundance. The herdsman and grouse-shooter complain sadly of their devastations ; and notwithstanding numbers are annually dug out for ' hunt- ing, or destroyed by the peasantry, there seems to be an anti-Malthusian property in the animal, which enables its mis- chievous stock, maugre traps and persecution, to increase and multiply. 44 REVENUE FORAY. While the country is peculiarly adapted for field-sports, the extensive lakes and numerous rivers offer every induce- ment to the angler : the streams are plentifully stocked with trout, and the rivers which communicate with the sea have a good supply of salmon. Curious varieties* of the finny tribe are to be found in the mountain loughs ; and in those noble and expansive sheets of water, Lough Con, Lough Mask, and Lough Corrib, the largest and finest specimens of fish are easily obtained. We have just had a domiciliary visit from the revenue police. Under cover of the night, they made a descent upon our valleys from their station, some fifteen miles off. Excepting causing dire alarm a general abduction of stills, worms, and all the apparatus of the craft, and the conceal- ment of malt, and the burying of kegs the consequences of the foray have not been important. One fatal casualty occurred : a distillery had finished its brewing, (i.e. distilled the quantity brewed,) and principals and accessories were indulging a little after their exertions. Unluckily, the revenue stumbled upon the convivial meeting ; and although the stuff was gone, the still, apparatus, and unextinguished fire, were proofs positive that the king God bless him ! had been wofully defrauded. Such of the party as could strike a walk escaped without difficulty ; but two unhappy gentlemen who were blind drunk, and fast asleep in all security before the smouldering embers of the still-fire, were captured and conveyed to my loving cousin, to undergo the pains and penalties of their crime. He, as a matter of course, committed them to gaol ; and the next going judge, as another matter of course, will discharge them. Mean- while they are taken from their families, and supported at the expense of the county ; their utility is lost when it is most requisite, and they are, during the term of incarcera- tion, a useless burden upon the community. I cannot see the moral and legal expediency of all this ; but the men who framed the revenue laws were probably more clear-sighted than I am. When I first observed a score of banditti in blue jackets * For example, the Gillaroo and Par. REVENUE LAWS. 45 and white cross-belts arranged before the Lodge, I felt par- ticularly nervous ; and old John, my refuge in perplexity, was immediately consulted. "John/* said I, in a masonic whisper, " are we safe ?" " Safe ! from what, Sir ?" " The gauger." "Lord, Sir! he dines with us/' "But but is there any stuff about the house?" '*Any! God alone can tell how much there is above and under."* "If any body told the ganger, John " " They would only tell him what he knows already. The gauger ! Lord bless you, Sir ! he never comes or goes without leaving a keg or two behind him. If the master and he did not pull together, what the devil business would he have here ? Don't mind, Sir ; we know what we are about : Tig gum Tigue Thigienf'^ Midnight. I hope the weather has settled : the moon looks well, and, as John avers, the sun set favourably. There is, however, one solitary scintillating star ; one ! there are two. Confound the poteen ! it is the queerest, pleasantest, out-o'-the- way drink imaginable ! and the gauger told such odd stories, and sang such extraordinary songs ! The sooner I am in bed the better ! What a field the Temperance Society would have here for their exertions ! Well, if I rise without a headache, I'll immortalize the man who first invented distillation. We start under favourable auspices ; a sweet, steady westerly wind is blowing, clouds and sunshine alternately prevail, the river should be in good order, and we anticipate that this will be a killing day. We have determined to fish the sister stream ; the waters of Goolamore unite in the same estuary with those of our own river, and yet the fish vary with regard to season as much as if they inhabited waters a thousand miles apart. In Goola- * Poteen is commonly buried in the earth in small-sized vessels. This is done for the double purpose of improving the whisky and concealing it from the revenue. If detected in a dwelling-house, the owner incurs a penalty of one hundred pounds ; notwithstanding which, there are few gentlemen in this part of Connaught who are not plentifully supplied witli this proscribed spirit. f An Irish proverb, literally meaning " Tim understands Teady." 46 ANGLING EXCURSION. more, throughout the whole year, white* salmon are found in high condition ; in Aughniss, from October till April, the fish are red, spent, and worthless. In size, in character, the streams are much alike : they unite in their debouchement in the sea, and flow, but a few miles asunder, through a flat and moory country. That the fish of these sister streams should differ so much is surprising, and can only be attributed to one circum- stance : Aughniss is a union of mountain- streams, Goolamore flows from an extensive lake, and affords an outlet to the waters of Carramore. Judging, therefore, from the constant supply of white fish which Goolamore yields all through the year, one would conclude that the lake offers better food and winterage to the salmon, than the shallower and colder waters of Aughniss. Our expectations were fully realized, and we found the pools in excellent order. Independently of a west wind being a favourite point for the angler in these rivers it blows against the current of the stream, and consequently increases the ruffle on the surface of the water, which in salmon fishing is so favourable. My cousin, who is perfectly acquainted with the local haunts of the salmon, placed me where I seldom failed to rise or hook a fish. What splendid angling this wild country offers ! It spoils one in after-life, however. The man who has held a salmon on his line disrelishes the inferior amusements of the craft; the fox-hunter will seldom con- descend to ride to beagles ; the deer- stalker will not waste time and powder in a rabbit-warren ; and the disciple of Izaac, who has once indulged in the exquisite delight of salmon fishing, will feel little satisfaction in the commoner pursuits and lesser pleasures of the gentle art. We landed five salmon, besides taking a pannier full of sea-trouts. Had I been an adept, or better appointed than I was, we might have killed double the number of salmon. My flies were unluckily tied on London hooks, and from their defective quality and formation several fish escaped me. Repeated failures caused me to examine the hooks, * By the simple appellation of white and red fish, the peasantry dis- tinguish salmon when in and out of season. Indeed, the colour is such a perfect indicative of health and disease, that any person who has fre- quented a salmon river will, on seeing a fish rise, be enabled to tell with tecuracy the state of his condition. HOOK MAKING. 47 and I ascertained that they were both ill-shapen and badly tempered. My cousin had warned me against the conse- quences of using them, but I believed that he was prejudiced, and concluded that this department of my London outfit must be unobjectionable. The event, however, proved that I was deceived. My kinsman rarely lost a salmon, and mine broke from me continually. I find by sad experience, that in hook- making the Irish are far before us ; our work- men either do not understand the method of forming and tempering hooks, or they do not take sufficient pains in their manufactory. It is strange when so much of the angler's pleasure and success depends upon the quality of his hooks, that more attention is not bestowed upon their fabrication. The art of forming, and the process of tempering them, appears simple enough ; and that little difficulty is required to attain it, is evident from the fact, that many fishermen make their own hooks.* For my own part, however, I con- sider hook-making to be an unnecessary accomplishment for the angler, as the best hooks in the world can be procured without trouble, and at a trifling expense, from O'Shaughnessy of Limerick. f CHAPTER X. Salmon Fishing described Draughting Fishing precarious Change of season and condition Poaching Private distillation Size and weight of Salmon Sir H. Davy Migration of Salmon Natural history Anecdotes and experiments Lernsere Salmoneae. To those unacquainted with the method of taking salmon, a brief detail may not be uninteresting : premising that in other fisheries different means are employed, yet the simplest and general method is that used at Aughniss. 18 " I have even made a hook, which, though a little inferior in form, in other respects, I think, I could boast as equal to the Limerick ones." Salmonia. f " I never use any hooks for salmon fishing except those which I am sure have been made by O'Shaughnessy of Limerick; for even those made in Dublin, though they seldom break, yet they now and then bend ; and the English hooks, made of cast-steel, in imitation of Irish ones, are the worst of all." Salmonia. 48 FISHING SEASONS. About March fly-fishing commences, and a strong and active spring fish will then frequently be killed, if the river is sufficiently supplied with water, and the wind brisk and westerly. As the season advances, the fishing materially improves ; and from the month of April, salmon in the highest condition, with red and white trout, will rise here freely at the fly. In June, however, the regular fishing with nets commences, and then the wear is raised to stop the passage of the fish, and the river water vented through a small aperture provided with a trap, or as it is technically called, a box. By these traps and artificial canals, in other fisheries the salmon are principally taken ; but here, except some straggling fish, the box produces little. The fishing is confined to the estuary, where the river meets the sea. Here, according to naturalists, the salmon undergo a probationary course, before they exchange the salt for the fresh water, as a sudden change from either would be fatal to the fish, and a temporary sojourn in water of an intermediate quality (brackish) is supposed to be requisite, before they can leave either the ocean or the river. The draughting is carried on at the last quarter of the ebb, and during the first of flood five or six boats, with as many men in each, are necessary. When the salmon are seen, the nearest boat starts off, leaving a man on shore, with a rope attached to one extremity of the net, which is rapidly thrown over, as the boat makes an extensive circle round the place where the fish is supposed to lie. Returning to the shore, the curve of the net is gradually decreased. Stones are flung in at each extremity, to prevent the salmon from escaping; the net reaches the bank, the semi-circle is complete, and all within effectually secured. The fish are then carefully landed, and at a single draught five hundred salmon have been taken. This is, however, an event of rare occurrence, and unless the net were powerfully strong, and the fishers skilful, a fracture, and consequently a general escape, would be inevitable. The fishing here is exceedingly precarious. If the season be favourable from the 1 st of July to the 1 2th of August, the daily average would be probably five hundred salmon, exclusive of an immense quantity of white trouts. But success depends entirely upon the weather. Should the season prove rainy or FISHING SEASONS. 49 tempestuous, the salmon directly leave the estuary, ariu remain at sea until the water clears and the storm abates ; and the time allowed by law often expires before a moiety ot the fish can be secured. It is extraordinary how much the flavour and quality of the salmon depend on circumstances apparently of trifling moment. A single day in the river will injure, and a flood spoil their condition; and the difference between a fish taken in the nets, and one killed with a rod, will be easily perceptible. Although in this water angling may be considered as ending in September, yet, through the succeeding months till spring, the fish rise freely at a fly. But the sport is very indifferent compared with summer angling ; the salmon now has lost his energy; he struggles laboriously to get away, but his play is different from the gallant resistance he would have offered had you hooked him in July. I have landed and turned out again as many as nine salmon in one day, and their united exertions did not afford me half the amusement I have received from the conquest of one sprightly summer fish. Salmon appear to lose beauty and energy together. They are now reddish, dull, dark-spotted, perch- coloured fish, and seem a different species from the sparkling silvery creature we saw them when they first left the sea. As an esculent, they are utterly worthless soft, flabby, and flavourless, if brought to table ; and instead of the delicate pink hue they exhibited when in condition, they present a sickly, unhealthy, white appearance, that betrays how complete the change is that they have recently undergone. And yet at this period they suffer mostly from night- fishers. This species of poaching* is as difficult to detect as it is ruinous in its consequences. It is believed that the destruc- tion of a few breeding fish may cost the proprietor one thousand ; such being the astonishing fecundity of the pregnant salmon ! Night fishing is carried on when the river is low, and the * " When I made the tour of that hospitable kingdom in 1754, it (the Coleraine fishery) was rented by a neighbouring gentleman for .620 a year, who assured me that the tenant, his predecessor, gave for it 1600 per annum andthat he was a greater gainer hy the bargain, on account of the number of poachers, who destroy the fish during the fence month." Pennant. 5C POACHING. night moonless. The poacher, with a gaff and torch, selects some gravelly ford for there, by a law of nature, the salmon resort to form beds in the stream, wherein to deposite their ova ; and they continue working on the sand, until they are discovered by the torch-light,* and gaffed by the plunderer. Hundreds of the breeding fish are annually thus destroyed ; and although the greater fisheries may be tolerably protected, it is impossible to secure the mountain streams from depreda- tion. If detected, the legal penalty upon poaching is trifling; and, as appeals on very frivolous grounds are allowed from the summary convictions of magistrates, it too frequently happens that delinquents evade the punitory consequences attendant on discovery. Here, too, the evils of private distillation may be traced ; for most of the depredations committed upon the salmon are effected by persons concerned in this demoralizing trade. They are up all night attending to the still. The watch kept against the revenue police, enables them to ascertain when the bargers are away, and the river consequently un- guarded. A light is snatched from the still-fire, the hidden * " There are a good many pike in the river near to Trolhatten. In the course of two successive days, I once took with my rod sixty-three of those fish ; they were, however, small, their aggregate weight being little more than one hundred pounds. The largest fish weighed eight pounds. Great quantities of pike and other fish, salmon amongst the rest, are speared in the vicinity of Trolhatten by torch-light, many of the people thereabouts being adepts at that amusement." Lloyd. WEIGHT OF SALMON. 51 fish-spear speedily produced, and in a very short space of time an infinite deal of mischief is perpetrated. I should be inclined to question the accuracy of weight which Sir Humphry gives his salmon. Fish, of the sizes he describes, are rarely met with here, and out of one thousand taken in the nets, there will not be ten fish of twenty- five pounds weight. The average size is from seven to fifteen pounds. Within thirty years, but one monster has been taken ; he weighed fifty- six pounds. Four years ago one of forty -eight pounds was caught : but of the thousands which I have seen taken, I would say, I never saw a fish weighing more than thirty- five pounds, and not many reaching even to twenty-five pounds. The Priest, my neighbour, who lives on the banks of Goolamore, told me he once killed a salmon of twenty- seven pounds weight, and that the feat gave him an. infinity of trouble, and occupied three mortal hours. The Priest fishes with tackle of amazing strength, and is one of the best practical anglers I have ever met with. Sir Humphry Davy men- tions salmon of twenty-five and thirty pounds as being com- monly taken with a fly. The largest I ever killed was eighteen pounds four ounces, and it gave me abundant exercise for an hour. Either Sir Humphry overrates the weight of Scottish salmon, or in the rivers he frequented they must be immensely superior to those found in the Irish waters. In the Shannon, I believe, the largest fish are found, and I am inclined to think, that even there the capture of salmon of this unusual magni- tude, is an event of very rare occurrence. Pennant states, " that the largest salmon ever known weighed seventy-four pounds. In September 1795, one measuring upwards of four feet from nose to tail, and three in circumference, weighing within a few ounces of seventy pounds, was sold at Billingsgate, and was the largest ever brought there. The Severn salmon are much inferior as to their bulk, for one taken near Shrewsbury, in 1757, weighing only thirty-seven pounds, is recorded in the British Chronologist, as exceeding in length any ever known to be taken in that river, and being the heaviest except one ever remembered in that town, They have in many parts been caught by angling, E 2 52 MIGRATION OF SALMON. with an artificial fly and other baits, upwards of forty pounds in weight." Passing Grove's shop in Bond-street about a month ago, I remarked an immense fish extended in the window ; I stopped to inquire what its weight might be, and w r as informed that it weighed forty-five pounds. It had been a little too long on its passage from Scotland, and I should be inclined to say, that at best it was a coarse flavoured fish, but in its present state a most indifferent one. The migratory habits of the salmon, and the instinct with which it periodically revisits its native river, are curious cir~ cumstances in the natural history of this fish. As the swallow ' returns annually to its nest, as certainly the salmon repairs to the same spot in which to deposit its ova. Many interest- ing experiments have established this fact. M. de Lalande fastened a copper ring round a salmon's tail, and found that for three successive seasons it returned to the same place. Dr. Bloch states, that gold and silver rings have been attached, by Eastern princes to salmon, to prove that a communication existed between the Persian Gulf and the Caspian and Nor- thern seas, and that the experiment succeeded. Shaw, in his Zoology, mentions that a salmon of seven pounds and three- quarters was marked with scissors on the back, fin, and tail, and turned out on the 7th of February, and that it was retaken in March of the succeeding year, and found to have increased to the amazing size of seventeen pounds and a half. This statement, by the by, is at variance with the theory of Dr. Bloch, who estimates the weight of a five or six year old sal- mon at but ten or twelve pounds. That the salmon should lose condition rapidly on quitting the sea for the fresh water, may be inferred from a fact agreed upon by naturalists, that during the period of spawning, the fish neglects feeding. In this peculiar habit the salmon, how- ever, is not singular, for animals of the Phocse tribe, in breed- ing-time exercise a similar abstinence. On opening a salmon, at any season, no food will be discovered, and the contents of the stomach will be confined to a small quantity of yel- lowish fluid and tape- worms, which are generated there. Sir Humphry Davy believes that occasionally food may be found. I have seen thousands opened preparatory to being salted, and I never observed any thing but this fluid and tape -worms. Another circumstance may be stated as a curious proof of MULLET. 53 health, as well as of the period of time the salmon has been resident in a river. When the fish leaves the sea, and of course is in its best condition, insects (the Lernsese Salmoneae of Linnaeus) will be perceived firmly adhering to the skin. Immediately on entering the fresh water, these insects begin to detach themselves from the salmon, and after a short time they gradually drop off and disappear. CHAPTER XL Mullet Preparations for mullet-fishing Seals Anecdotes The Red Dwarf His mode of killing seals Catching a tartar Pitching mullet nets Excursion on the island A wild guide Coursing Comparison between English and Irish greyhounds Take of mullet Return Anecdotes of mullet fishing The homicide. EARLY this morning we received intelligence that a school* of mulletf had been seen on the preceding evening, working in a sandy bay some six miles distant from the Lodge and as we determined to devote the day to fishing, the household were soon upon the alert, and a galley and row-boat were laden with nets, poles, and spars; half-a-dozen rifles and muskets put on board, and a stout and numerous crew, we started for the scene of action. It was a bright and cheerful day ; the sun sparkled on the blue water, which, unruffled by a breeze, rose and fell in the long and gentle undulations which roll in from the westward when the Atlantic is at rest. While pulling to the cove, we amused ourselves in shooting puffins as they passed us, or trying our rifles at a distant seal, while my kinsman's anec- dotes whiled away the tedium of the voyage. * Shoal. f Although the grey mullet is common in the Mediterranean, it is in such indifferent repute that none but the lower classes use it. The red mullet is, however, held in the highest estimation, and from its scarcity and peculiar flavour is much sought after as a delicacy. It seldom exceeds a pound or two in weight, and it is dressed with the inside entire, as the woodcock is sent to table with his trail. On our coasts it is rarely seen. At particular seasons the grey mullet visits us abundantly, and nothing can be more delicate, when uninjured by keeping or carriage. 54 SEAL-SHOOTING, " Seals are very numerous on the coast, and at this season a number may be seen any warm day you make an excursion up the sound of Achil. We shoot them occasionally the skin makes a waterproof covering, and the fat affords an excellent oil for many domestic purposes. It is difficult how- ever, to secure the animal, for numbers are shot and few gotten. The head is the only place to strike them, for even when mortally wounded in the body, they generally manage to escape. This fact we have ascertained, from finding them dead on shore many days after they were wounded, and at a considerable distance from the place where they had received the bullet. I shot one last autumn at the mouth of the river, and a fortnight afterwards he was taken up in the neigh- bourhood of Dhuhill. There could be no doubt as to the identity of the creature, for on opening him to extract the oil, a rifle -ball, such as I use, of the unusually small size of fifty -four to the pound, was found lodged in his lungs. Unless when killed outright, they sink instantly ; and I have seen the sea dyed with blood, to an extent that proved how severely the seal had been wounded, but have never been able to trace him further. " Formerly, when seal oil and skins were valuable, some persons on the coast made the pursuit of the animal a pro- fession. There is one of these persons living near the Sound, a miserable dwarfish red-bearded wretch, whom you would consider hardly equal to grapple with a salmon, and yet he secures more seals than any hunter in the district. His method of effecting it is singular : he uses neither gun nor spear, but kills the animal with a short bludgeon loaded at the end with lead. " Adjacent to the seal-killer's residence, there is a large rock uncovered at half-tide, and this appears the most favourite haunt for the animal to bask upon. The rock is easily approached from the main-land, and on a sunny day, when the wind favours the attempt, the hunter, un- dressed, and armed with his bludgeon, silently winds among the stones, and steals upon his sleeping prey. Wary as the creature is, the Red Dwarf seldoms fails in surprising him, and with astonishing expertness generally dispatches him with a single blow. " The number he kills annually proves his extraordinary success. If the first blow fails, an event that seldom happens* CATCHING A TARTAR. 55 the dwarf is in considerable danger. When attacked, and especially at such a distance from the water as renders his escape doubtful, the seal will turn with amazing ferocity on the assailant. If it be an old one, in case his first essay is unsuccessful, the dwarf declines the combat and flies from his irritated enemy ; but the cubs are taken without much difficulty. "Last summer I was witness to a curious scene. Run- ning through the Sound of Achil in my hooker, at a short distance to leeward I observed several men, who appeared to be practising a quadrille over the thafts and gunnels of a row-boat, as they never rested for a moment, but continued jumping from stern to stern, and springing from bench to bench. Struck by the oddity of their proceedings, I eased away the sheets and ran down upon them and I was a welcome ally, as the result proved. It turned out, that having espied a seal arid her cub sleeping on the sand, they had procured an old musket and rowed over to attack them. They were partially successful, and seized the cub before it 56 MULLET FISHING. could regain its native element, although the dam rendered all assistance possible to relieve the young one. Having placed their prize in the boat, they were returning, followed by the old seal, who kept rising beside them, attracted by the cries of the cub till after many bootless attempts, their gun at last exploded, the ball entered the seal's head, and for a moment she appeared dying. The captors, seizing her by the tail and fins, with an united exertion dragged her into the boat but this exploit had nearly ended in a tragedy. Stunned only by the wound, the animal instantly recovered, and, irritated by pain and maddened by the cries of her cub, attacked her captors fiercely. Every exertion they could make was necessary to save them from her tusks, and their oars were too long and clumsy to enable them to strike her with effect. I came most opportunely to the rescue, and by driving a carbine- bullet through the seal's brain brought the battle to a close. Never was the old saw of ' catching a Tartar' more thoroughly exemplified ; and though we laughed at their terror-stricken countenances, the deep incisions made in the oars and gunnels by the tusks of the enraged animal, showed that galopading with an. angry seal is anything but pleasure." Although the mullet are generally first seen here in the month of June, from the wetness of this summer the shoals are later in their appearance than usual. Mullet are taken in draught-nets like salmon, but on this coast a different mode of fishing is pursued. The shoals in hot weather run in with the tide, and after remaining on the shores and estuaries during flood, they return with the ebbing water. The foHowing method we employed in our fishing to-day. Being provided with a sufficient quantity of herring- nets and a number of spars and poles, we selected at low- water a sandy creek for our operations, and commenced erecting a line of poles across the entrance of the cove. The nets were then extended along these uprights, and also secured firmly to the bottom of the spars ; the lower part of the net is kept upon the bottom by a row of stones, and the remainder laid flat upon the sands. With the flowing tide the fish pass over the prostrate net, and run along the estuary : at high water the buoy-ropes are raised and secured to the upright poles and with the assistance of a boat the whole is effected in a few minutes, and a net- work barrier effectually MY GUIDE. 57 cuts off the retreat of all within. When the ebb of tide com- mences the mullet begin to retire, and when they discover that their egress is obstructed, their attempts to effect a pas- sage are both constant and curious now running down the nets, trying for a broken mesh by which to force an aperture now with a bold spring endeavouring to clear the buoy- ropes, and even after repeated failures, leaping at it again and again. The last effort is directed to the bottom ; but there the heavy stones resist every attempt to dislodge them, and deserted by the treacherous water, the mullet are left upon the bare sands. As hours must elapse from the time the nets are laid down until the fish can be secured, I left my kinsman, who officiated as chief engineer. Having brought two brace of greyhounds with us, I set out to course, under the guidance of a man who joined my cousin on the island. There was a striking air about the stranger, joined to his wild and haggard look, that at once riveted my attention. His clothes were much better than those of any of the peasantry I had yet seen, and in address and manner he was far superior to the rest of my cousin's retainers. He was not above five-and-twenty, his figure tall, gaunt, sinewy, and almost fleshless, but his square shoulders and well-knit joints proved him to be a powerful and active man. I shall never forget the singular expression of his countenance. It was. settled sorrow bordering on despair ; the hollow cheek, the sunken rayless eye, the wandering and suspicious glance around him, all showed a mind fevered with apprehension and harrowed by remorse. He shunned observation, and if my eye met his by accident, he instantly looked another way. He was armed with a new carbine ; and his whole bearing and appearance were so singular and alarming, that more tlaan once I wished my kinsman had allotted me some other guide. My companion was, however, shrewd and intelligent and he appeared fond of field sports, and perfectly conversant with the arcana of shooting and coursing. He enumerated with the science of a connoisseur the points, and praised the beauty of a pair of English dogs I had brought with me; but told me " the master's (my kinsman's usual title) would outrun them here. 1 ' I differed with him in opinion. Mine 58 COURSING. were of distinguished breeding, the produce of a Swaffham sire, and compared with my cousin's, appeared descended from a giant-stock. His, certainly, were beautiful dimi- nutives ; but as I conceived, very unequal to compete with animals of such superior strength and size as mine yet the result proved how correctly my wild companion judged. Our first start was on hard, firm ground and here my dogs outstripped my kinsman's, although they displayed uncommon fleetness. Being hard pressed, puss crossed a morass and ran into an unsound bog. Then were my guide's predictions verified. From their own weight, my dogs sank and floundered in the swamp ; while my cousin's topping the surface with apparent ease, turned and killed the hare, while their larger companions were struggling through the mire. On the second start puss left the moor, and took to the sea- shore, always a favourite run of island hares. Rushing head- long through rocks, arid running over pointed pebbles, the English dogs were speedily disabled. But my cousin's, accustomed to the beach, ran with caution till they cleared the rocks, then taking advantage of the open strand, killed without a scratch, while my unpractised dogs were rendered unserviceable for a fortnight. Generally speaking, the large and high-bred English greyhound is not adapted for Irish coursing. There he will encounter a soft and difficult surface, instead of the fine firm downs he has been accustomed to in his native country. And any plains on which he could exert his powers and prove his superiority, are, with few exceptions, in the posses- sion of some pack, and of course preserved as hunting- grounds, and grey-hounds rigidly prohibited. On returning to the estuary where I had left the fishing- party, I found the tide had fallen, and in a little time we were enabled to secure the spoil. We had enclosed upwards of a hundred mullets, weighing from four to ten pounds each. While embarking our nets and poles I observed several boats filled with men row towards us from a distance ; and, after a short reconnaissance, return to the place from whence they came. The evening breeze blew fresh, and in our favour ; the boatmen hoisted a large square sail ; my kinsman took the tiller, and with wind and tide along with PITCHING MULLET NETS. 59 as, in an hour we crossed the bay and reached our destina- tion, accompanied by the tall melancholy looking man, who had been my companion in the island. We dined sumptuously. The flavour of a mullet, fresh from the water, neither injured by land- carriage* nor spoiled by exposure to the sun, is exquisite. I mentioned casually, the noble addition which this delicious fish must give to my cousin's cuisine. " And they are so abundant, that I presume you seldom want them ?" " The contrary is the case/' he replied; "a remnant of barbarous usage prevents this wild population from benefiting by the ample supply which Pro- vidence sends to the shores. Did you remark several boats approach and reconnoitre us ?" " Yes, and what of it ?" " Nothing more than that they came with the laudable design of relieving us of the produce of our fishery. The natives believe that there is a prescriptive right to rob mullet- nets ; and in consequence, none will be at the trouble of laying them down, if they have not a sufficient party to protect the fish when taken. You remarked the formidable preparations made this morning ; they were requisite I assure you, or we should have returned home as lightly laden as we left it. Those people are not upon my territory, and I am on bad terms with their landlord. They would spoil me of fish without ceremony, and think themselves too indulgent in permitting me and my dependants to return with undamaged heads. Last year they robbed and beat my boatmen cruelly and on the next occasion of a mullet chasse, I went in person. They soon discovered us, and with three boats full of men came to despoil us. I warned them off but they were reso- lutely bent on mischief. Finding them determined, I let the leading boat approach within forty yards, and having them well under my fire, threw in two barrels loaded with B.B. shot. The effect was decisive, for out of a dozen marauders * The general length of the common mullet (mugil) is from twelve to eighteen inches. When used immediately after being taken, the fish is excellent; carriage, even for a short distance, injures it, Dr. Bloch recommends oil and lemon-juice to be used with it at table. Vinegar, with parsley and melted butter, is better "probatum est." This fish is sometimes preserved by salting ; and from its spawn an inferior kind of caviar, called Botargo, is prepared by using the common process of curing and drying. 60 THE HOMICIDE. who formed the crew, not one escaped without receiving a fair proportion of the charge. They put about instantly, and for a fortnigh\afterwards, a country quack had full employment in extrac^dtfg my double B. I sent a message to their master, for which" he Benched me ; and it cost me a cool hundred before I got clear of the Honourable Justices. * A plague upon all cowards !' as honest Jack says." " But, Julius, who was that wild and melancholy man to whose guidance you entrusted me in the island ?" " Oh, Hennessy, my foster-brother ! Poor fellow, he has been rather unlucky !" " Unlucky ?" "Why, yes he hit a fellow a little too hard, and finished him. He is keeping close until the assizes are over, and then he will have time to settle with the friends. It would not signify a farthing, had he not been in two or three scrapes before." " Has he been always riotous ?" -edder hue, both before and after being dressed. The gillaroo is re- ., narkable for having a gizzard resembling that of a large fowl or turkey." 'J ic also says : " It is usual to dress the gizzards only, which are con- ' idered as very favourite morsels." 62 THE POOKA. By mesli-nets immense numbers of pike are annually taken ; and with night-lines, and a very simple contrivance called the pooka, these fish, with the largest trout and perch, are con- stantly killed. This latter implement is formed of a piece of flat board, having a little mast and sail erected on it. Its use is to carry out the extremity of a long line of considerable stoutness, to which, at regulated distances, an infinity of droppers or links are suspended, each armed with a hook and bait. Corks are affixed to the principal line or lack, to keep it buoyant on the surface ; and from a weather- shore, if there be a tolerable breeze, any quantity of hooks and baits can be floated easily across the water. The corks indicate to the fishermen when a fish is on the dropper, and in a small punt or curragh, he attends to remove the spoil and renew the baits when necessary. Two hundred hooks may be used on the same line, and the pooka at times affords much amusement, and often a well- filled pannier. There are no waters in Great Britain, with the exception of the river Shannon, where larger pike* are caught than those taken in Loughs Mask and Corrib. It would appear, that in these lakes the fish are commensurate to the waters they inhabit. It is no unusual event for pikes of thirty pounds weight to be sent to their landlords by the tenants ; and fish of even fifty pounds have not unfrequently been caught with nets and night-lines. The trout in those loughs are also immensely large. From five to fifteen pounds is no unusual size, and some have been found that have reached the enormous * " About seventeen years since, when visiting the late Marquis of Clan- ricarde, at Portumna Castle, two gentlemen brought to the marquis an immense pike, which they had just caught in the river Shannon, on the banks of which they had been taking their evening walk. Attracted by a noise and splashing of the water, they discovered in a little creek a number of perch driven on shore, and a fish, which, in pursuit of them, had so entangled himself with the ground, as to have a great part of his body exposed, and out of the water. They attacked him with an oar, that by accident lay on the bank, and killed him. Never having seen any fish of this species so large, they judged it worth the observation of the marquis, who, equally surprised at its magnitude, had it weighed, and to our astonishment it exceeded the balance at ninety-two pounds ; its length was such, that when carried across the oar by the two gen- tlemen, who were neither of them short, the head and tail touched the ground. WESTERN LAKES. 63 weight of thirty. The perch tribe appear the smallest in the scale of relative proportion. These seldom exceed a herring size; but they, too, have exceptions, and perch of three or four pounds weight have been sometimes seen. Within fifty years, this latter fish has increased prodigiously, and, in the lakes and rivers where they abound, trout have been found to diminish in an equal ratio. If any doubt remained touching the fecundity of the perch, some of the Mayo waters would ! prove it satisfactorily. Half a century since, I have been assured that pike and perch were almost unknown in the rivers of Belcarra and Minola, and the chain of lakes with which they communicate, and that these waters were then second to i none for trout fishing. Within ten years, my cousin tells me that he often angled in them, and that he frequently killed from three to six dozen of beautiful middle-sized red trout. Now, fly-fishing is seldom practised there. The trout is nearly extinct, and quantities of pike and perch infest every pool and stream. The simplest methods of taking fish will be here found successful, and the lakes of Westmeath will soon be ; rivalled by the loughs of Mayo.* Of the great Western lakes, Conn and Carra belong to Mayo ; Corrib to Galway ; and Mask lies between both counties. The most northerly, Lough Conn, is about nine i miles long, by two or three in breadth. Part of its shores are beautifully wooded; and where the lower and upper lakes unite, the channel is crossed by a bridge of one arch, called the Pontoon ; and there the scenery is indeed magnificent. Lough Carra is smaller than Conn ; but, as a sheet of water, nothing can be more beautiful ; and every thing that the painter delights to fancy may here be realized. Islands and penin- sulas, with rich overhanging woods, a boundless range of mountain masses in the distance, and ruins in excellent keeping all these form a splendid study for the artist's pencil. Mask communicates with Carra, and their united waters discharge themselves into Lough Corrib by a very curious * Mr. Young mentions that, at Packenham, Lord Longford informed him, respecting the quantities of fish in the lakes in his neighbourhood, ; that the perch were so numerous, that a child with a packthread and a crooked pin would catch enough in an hour for the daily use of a whole family, and that his Lordship had seen five hundred children fishing at the same time ; that, besides perch, the lake produced pike five feet long, and trout of ten pounds each. 64 WESTERN LAKES. subterraneous channel at Cong.* Lough Corrib is largest of all; it stretches twenty miles to its southern extremity at Galway, where, through a bold, rocky river, it discharges its waters into the Atlantic. Its breadth is very variable, ranging from two to twelve miles. Besides its singular connexion with the Mayo lakes by the underground channel at Cong, Lough Corrib produces a rare species of muscle, in which pearls are frequently discovered. Many of them are said to afford beautiful specimens of this valuable gem. The smaller lakes, which are so profusely scattered over the surface of this country, vary in the species of fish which they respectively produce, as much as they do in their own natural size and character. Some of them afford trout, others pike only, and many are stocked with both. That this union cannot long subsist, I should be inclined to infer from one remarkable circumstance, and it is a convincing proof of the rapid destruc- tion which the introduction of pike into a trout lake will occasion. Within a short distance of Castlebar, there is a small bog-lake, called Derreens; and ten years ago it was celebrated for its numerous and well- sized trout. Accidentally pike effected a passage into the Lough from the Minola river, and now the trout are extinct, or, at least, none of them are caught or seen. Previous to the intrusion of the pike, half-a- dozen trout would be killed in an evening in Derreens, whose collective weight often amounted to twenty pounds. Indeed, few of the Mayo waters are secure from the en- croachments of the pike. The lakes of Castlebar, I believe, still retain their ancient character;! but I understand that pike have been latterly taken in the Turlogh river, and of course they will soon appear in a lake which directly commu- nicates with this stream. J * " At Cong, about five miles from Ballinrobe, is a subterranean cave, to which there is a descent of sixty-three steps, called the Pigeon Hole ; at the bottom runs a clear stream, in which the trout are seen sporting in the water ; these fish are never known to take a bait, but are caught with landing-nets." Daniel. f " In the lake of Castlehar, near that town, is the charr and the gil- laroo trout, and it is remarked that there are no pike in this and some of the adjacent lakes." Daniel. $ The voracity of the pike is strongly exemplified in the following extract from a Provincial Newspaper. Of the truth of the occurrence we presume there can be no reasonable doubt, even in the minds of the most sceptical; but we believe there is no instance of animal ferocity on PREPARATION FOR THE MOUNTAINS. 65 CHAPTER XIII. Nineteenth of August Preparations for the mountains Order of march A cook broiled to death Interruption of a funeral Drowned shepherd Grouse shooting Evening compotation Morning Locale of a shooter's cabin Life in the mountains The red deer Return to the hut Luxury of a cold bath. THE nineteenth of August, that busy day of preparation with Irish sportsmen, came at last. An unusual commotion was evident among my kinsman's household, and there was a wondrous packing up of camp-beds, culinary utensils, baskets and bottles, arms and ammunition in short, of every necessary article for the support and destruction of life. At dawn of day four horses set off heavily laden ; shortly after, a second division of dogs and guns moved under a careful escort ; the " otter-hunter" hobbled off while I was dressing ; and the piper, the lightest-laden of all concerned, closed the rear. After breakfast, two ponies were brought to the door, and, with a mounted attendant to carry our cloaks, my cousin and I pursued the same route that the baggage had already taken. Talk not of India ! Its boasted gang of servants is far surpassed by the eternal troop of followers appertaining to an Irish establishment. Old John tells me that sixteen regulars sit down to dinner in the servants' -hall, and that at least an equal number of supernumeraries are daily provided for besides. When I hinted to my cousin the expense that must at- record which could parallel it, except in the celebrated case of the Kil- kenny cats, whose respective demolition of each other is as wonderful as authentic. " A party angling at Sunbury, one of them sat across the head of the boat, as a punishment inflicted on him for wearing his spurs. Another, having caught a gudgeon, stuck it on one of the spurs, which he (the delinquent in the bow) not perceiving, in a few minutes a large jack bit at the gudgeon, and the spur being crane-necked, entangled in the gills of the jack, which, in attempting to extricate himself, actually pulled the unfortunate person out of the boat. He was with difficulty dragged on shore, and the fish taken, which was si prodigious size" Now, after this cautionary notice of ours, we do assert that any gentle- man who goes to fish in crane-necJcs, and disposes of his legs overboard, with a gudgeon on the rowel, is not exactly the person on whose life, were we agent to a company, we should feel justified in effecting a policy of insurance. 66 THE DROWNED SHEPHERD. tend the supporting of this idle and useless multitude, his reply was so Irish. " Pshaw ! hang it ! sure they have no wages, and what the devil signifies all they eat ? My father, before the landing of the Paul Jones, fed two hundred men for a fortnight, and used to declare, that never were there such plentiful times. It killed the cook, however, poor woman ! she was literally broiled into a pleurisy but such a wake as she had ! I remember it as if it occurred but yesterday. She was carried to the old grave-yard of Bunmore the very evening the Paul Jones landed her cargo, and although five hundred men left the house with the corpse, the cook remained over-ground till the following morning, for want of sufficient persons to fill the grave. The fact was, that just as the funeral reached the church-yard, the lugger was suddenly discovered rounding the Black Rock. Instantly the mourners absconded, the bearers threw down the body the priest, who was deeply concerned in the cargo, was the first to fly ; and the defunct cook was left accordingly in peaceable possession of Bun- more." To arrive at our mountain-quarters we were obliged to cross the river repeatedly. When swollen with rain, the stream is impassable, and the communication between the hill country and the lowlands interrupted, until the flood abates. At one of the fords, my kinsman pointed out a little cairn, or heap of stones, erected on the summit of a hillock which overhung the passage we were crossing. It is placed there to commemorate the drowning of a, stfepherd, and, as an incident in humble life, it struck me as being particularly affecting. "In 1822, when the western part of Ireland was afflicted with grievous famine, and when England stepped forward nobly, and poured forth her thousands to save those who were perishing for want, a depot of provisions was established on the sea- coast, for the relief of the suffering inhabitants of this remote district. " A solitary family, who had been driven from their lowland home by the severity of a relentless middle-man, had settled themselves in this wild valley, and erected the clay walls of that ruined hut before you. The man was shepherd to a farmer who kept cattle on these mountains. Here, in this savage retreat, he lived removed from the world, for the nearest cabin to this spot is more than four miles distant. " It may be supposed that the general distress afflicted this THE DROWNED SHEPHERD. 67 isolated family. The welcome news of the arrival of succours at Bally croy at length reached them, and the herdsman set out to procure some of the committee-meal to relieve the hunger of his half-starved family. " On arriving at the depot, the stock of meal was nearly expended: however, he obtained a temporary supply, and was comforted with the assurance that a large quantity was hourly expected. "Anxious to bring the means of sustinence to his suffering little ones, the herdsman crossed the mountain with his precious burden, and reached that hillock where the stones are loosely piled. "But during his absence at Ballycroy, the rain had fallen heavily in the hills ; the river was no longer fordable , a furious torrent of discoloured water rushed from the heights, and choaked the narrow channel. There stood the returning parent, within twenty paces of his wretched but dearly loved F 2 68 EVENING COMPOTATION. hovel. The children with a cry of delight rushed from the hut to the opposite bank to welcome him ; but, terrified by the fearful appearance of the flood, his wife entreated him not to attempt its passage for the present. " But would he, a powerful and experienced swimmer, be deterred ? The eager and hungry looks of his expecting family maddened the unhappy father. He threw aside his clothes, bound them with the meal upon his back, crossed himself devoutly, and, ' in the name of God/ committed himself to the swollen river. "For a moment he breasted the torrent gallantly two strokes more would bring him to the bank when the trea- cherous load turned, caught him round the neck, swept him down the stream, sank, and drowned him. He struggled hard for life. His wife and children followed the unhappy man as he was borne away and their agonizing shrieks, told him, poor wretch ! that assistance from them was hopeless. At last the body disappeared, and was taken up the following morning four miles from, this fatal place. One curious cir- cumstance attended this calamity : to philosophers I leave its elucidation, while I pledge myself for its accuracy in point of fact. A herd of cattle galloped madly down the river- side at the time their unfortunate keeper was perishing; their bel- lowings were heard for miles, and they were discovered next morning, grouped around the body of the dead shepherd, in the corner of a sandy cove, where there the abated flood had left it." Every one shoots grouse ; the operation is so common- place, that none but a cockney would find novelty in its detail. Our morning's sport was excellent. The dogs were in good working condition, and under perfect command ; but at noon the breeze died away, the day became oppressively hot, and the biting of gnats and horse-flies intolerable. Not being exterminators, we ceased shooting at three o'clock, and re- turned to our cabin with two-and-twenty brace of birds. The particulars of the evening compotation I shall be excused in passing over. I must allow that the portion oi wine allotted to sportsmen by the Author of Salmonia was awfully exceeded. We anointed our faces with cold cream, which speedily removed the pain and inflammation consequent on the stinging we had endured from the insects, and, after INTERIOR OF A SHOOTING CABIN. 69 " blowing a comfortable cloud/' went to bed and slept ; but a man must exercise and carouse with a grouse-shooter, to conceive the deep and delicious repose which attends the sportsman's pillow. This morning we were early astir. There was a mutual admission of slight headache, but coffee and fresh air will soon remove it. Having finished breakfast, and, in spite of Sir Humphry's denunciations, fortified ourselves against damp feet with a glass of Mareschino, we left the cabin for the moors. Never was there a wilder spot than the dell in which we have taken up our shooting quarters. It is a herdsman's hovel, to which my kinsman has added an apartment for his accommodation in the grouse season. This is our banquet- room and dormitory ; a press in the corner contains our various drinkables, and upon a host of pegs, stuck into the interstices of the masonry, hang guns and belts, and all the unmentionable apparatus of a sportsman. The cabin itself is appropriated to culinary purposes, and to the accommoda- tion of our dogs and personal attendants. The quadrupeds are quartered in the farther extremity of the house, and, after their fatigue, luxuriate gloriously upon a fresh bed of sun-dried fern. In a calliogli* beside the fire, the keeper and old John, who officiates as cook, are deposited at night, while the otter-hunter and piper canton themselves in the opposite den. A detachment of boys, or irregulars, who have followed the master to the mountains, bivouac somewhere in the vicinity of the cabin. In a sod- walled sheeling erected against a huge rock, the herdsman and his family have taken up their temporary residence, while we occupy the hut ; but its limited dimensions would be quite unequal to shelter a moiety of our extensive train. But while a mountain sheep hangs from " Callioghs" are recesses built in the side walls of an Irish cabin, convenient to the hearth, arid sufficiently large to contain a bed. Some of them are quite open to the fire ; while others are partially screened from view by a rude matting of bent or straw. If you enter a peasant's hovel on a wet day, and inquire for the owner of the house, a strapping boy will generally roll out of one of these dark cribs, yawn, stretch his arms, scratch his head, and bid "your honour" welcome, and then inform you that he " was just strichin' on the bed." 70 A SPORTING INCIDENT. "the couples"* of the cabin, and the whisky-keg continues unexhausted, those worthies matter little in what cranny they ensconce themselves at night. To a late hour the piper is in requisition, and these careless devils dance, and laugh, and sing, until my cousin's mandate scatters them like ghosts at cock-crow ; off they scamper, and where they bestow them- selves till morning none but themselves can tell. Although the quantity of whisky consumed here, in the short space of three days, appears almost incredible ; yet upon these seasoned vessels its effects are so very transitory as almost to authenticate the boasted virtues of the mountain-dew " that there is not an aching head in a hogshead full !" While traversing a low range of moors, an incident oc- curred which at this season was unaccountable. A red and white setter pointed at the top of a little glen. The heathy banks on both sides of a mountain rivulet undulated gently from the stream, and caused a dipping of the surface ; and the ground seemed a favourable haunt for grouse, and our dogs were beating it with care. Observing the setter drop, his companions backed and remained steady, when suddenly Hero rose from his couchant attitude, and next moment a wild deer, of enormous size and splendid beauty, crossed before the dog and sprang the birds he had been pointing. The apparition of the animal, so little expected, and so singularly and closely introduced to our view, occasioned a sensation I had never hitherto experienced. I rushed up the bank, while, unembarrassed by our presence, the noble deer swept past us in a light and graceful canter, at the short distance of some seventy or eighty yards. I might have fired at and annoyed him but on a creature so powerful, small shot could have produced little effect, and none but a Cockney, under similar circumstances, would waste a charge ; and to tease, without a chance of bringing down the gallant beast, would have been a species of use- less mischief, meriting a full month upon the tread-mill. I gazed after him as he gradually increased his distance ; his * The couples are the principal timbers that support the roof; they are placed at stated distances, and an Irishman describes the size of a house by telling you that it has so many " couples." RETURN TO THE CABIN. 71 antlers were expanded as fully as my arms would extend; his height was magnificent ; and, compared with fallow-deer, he seemed a giant to a dwarf. The sun beamed upon his deep bay side, as he continued describing a circular course over the flat surface of the moor, till reaching a rocky opening leading to the upper hills, he plunged into the ravine, and we lost sight of him. What could have driven the red deer so low upon the heath was marvellous. Excepting when disturbed by a solitary hunter, or a herdsman in pursuit of errant cattle, or driven from the summit of the hills by snow and storm, those deer are rarely seen below the Alpine heights they inhabit. But the leisure pace of the beautiful animal we saw to-day, proved that he had not been alarmed in his lair, and led one almost to fancy, that in freakish mood he had abandoned his mountain home, to take a passing glance at the men and things beneath him. At five o'clock, we left the moors, and returned to our cabin. The day throughout had been propitious ; the breeze tempered the heat which yesterday oppressed us, and our 72 THE BALL. walk this morning had been only pleasant exercise. We were neither exhausted by an ardent sky, nor annoyed by the dazzling glare of constant sunshine. The gnats, which lately had been intolerable, had vanished, and we were thus enabled to perform our ablutions in the clear and sparkling river ; a feat last night impracticable, from the number and virulence of the insects. He who has bathed his limbs in the cool and crystal waters of a mountain- stream after a busy day upon the heath, can only estimate its luxury. Twenty brace of grouse, three hares, and a half score of gray plovers, was the produce of our ckasse. CHAPTER XIV. Ball opens Moonlight Mountain scenery Old Antony Adventure with the Fairies Ball continues The otter-hunter's history Bal. concludes The pater-o-pee. THE moon rose in great splendour over the bold chain of mountains which belts the valley where we are cantoned. The piper is merrily at work, for some of the peasant girls have come to visit us, attracted by the joyful news that a pie- beragh* was included in our suite. The fondness of these mountain maidens for dancing is incredible; at times of festival, on the occasion of a wedding, or dr agg ing -home, \ or whenever a travelling musician passes through these wilds, they assemble from prodigious distances, and dance for days and nights together. My kinsman and I having duly executed a jig with a brace of Nora Crinas, left the hut and strolled a short way up the river. The quiet of " lonely night " contrasted strikingly with the scene of turbulent and vivacious mirth * Anglice, piper. f " Dragging home," is the bringing the bride for the first time to her husband's house. An immense mob of relatives and clevines of " both the houses," are collected on the occasion, and as an awful quantity of whisky must of necessity be distributed to the company, this " high solemnity" seldom concludes without subjecting the host's person and property to demolition. THE OTTER HUNTER. 73 we had but just quitted. A jutting bank suddenly shut the cabin from our view, and its lights and music ceased to be seen or heard. A deep unbroken silence reigned around. The moon's disc appeared of unusual size, as she rose in cloudless majesty over the mountain masses which earlier in the evening had concealed her. Not a cloud was in the sky, and the unequal outline of the hills displayed a fine picture of light and shadow and the stream rippled at our feet, as, " tipped with silver," we traced its wanderings for miles, while its sparkling current was lost or seen among the moor- land. Just then a human figure turned the rock abruptly, and the old Otter- killer stood beside us. The rushing of the stream prevented us from noticing his approach. He had been examining his traps, and as the way was rugged, he was delayed till now. The old man's appearance in this place, and at that hour, was picturesque. His dark dress, his long white hair falling down his shoulders, the seal- skin wallet, the fish-spear, and the rough terrier his companion, all were in perfect keeping. " Well, Antony, what sport?" " Little to speak of, Master Julius. I suspect the trap wants oiling, for there was an otter's sprain ts* every place about it. I went to* the lake yonder, and while the breeze kept up the fish took well. I killed a dozen red trout." "Did you meet any of the ' gentlefolk ,'f friend Antony ? This is just the night that one would expect to find them quadrilling upon some green and mossy hillock." The old man smiled and turned to me, !t Well, well, the master w r on't believe in them ; but if he had seen them as I did " " And did you really see them ?" " God knows, I tell you truth, Sir." Then, resting himself on a rock, he thus continued : " It will be eleven years next month, when I was hunting otters at Lough na Mucka ; the master knows the place, for many a good grouse he shot beside it. I then had the two best farriers beneath the canopy; this poor crater is their daughter," and he patted the dog's head affectionately. RWell, I had killed two well-sized cubs, when Badger, Marks or traces left by the animal. f Fairies. 74 THE OTTER HUNTER. who had been working in the weeds, put out the largest bitch I ever saw : I fired at her, but she was too far from me, and away she went across the Lough, and Badger and Venom after her. She rose at last ; Badger griped her, and down went dog and otter. They remained so long under water, that I was greatly afraid the dog was drowned ; but, after a while, up came Badger. Though I was right glad to see my dog, I did not like to lose the beast ; and I knew, from the way that Badger's jaws were torn, that there had been a wicked struggle at the bottom. Well, I encou- raged the dog, and when he had got his breath again, he dived down nothing daunted, for he was the best tarrier ever poor man was master of. Long as he had been before at the bottom, he was twice longer now. The surface bubbled, the mud rose, and the water became black as ink : ' Ogh ! murder/ says I, ' Badger, have I lost ye ?' and I set-to clapping my hands for trouble, and Venom set up the howl as if her heart was broke. When, blessed be the Maker of all ! up comes Badger with the otter griped by the neck. The bitch swam over to help him, and I waded to the middle, and speared and landed the beast. Well, then I examined her, she had her mouth full of ould roots and moss, for she had fastened on a stump at the bottom, and the poor dog was sorely put-to to make her break her hold. I mind it well : 1 sold the skin in Galway, and got a gold guinea for it." " Was that the night you met the fairies ?" " Stay, Master Julius ; I'm coming to that. Well, three otters were a heavy load, and I had four long miles to travel before I could reach Morteein Crassagh's.* The master knows the house well. The night was getting dark, and it's the worst ground in Connaught. Well, I was within a mile of Morteein's, when it became as black as pitch ; and I had the shaking bog to cross, that you can hardly pass in daytime, where, if a man missed his way, he would be swallowed up in a moment. The rain began, and the poor dogs were famished with cold and hunger. God ! I was sure I must stay there, starving till the morning ; when on a sudden, little lights danced before me, and showed me the hard tammocks as plain as if the sun was * Martin with the rough face. THE OTTER HUNTER. 75 up. I was in a cruel fright, and the dogs whimpered, and would not stir from my foot. I was afraid to stay where I was, as I knew the gentle-people were about me ; and I was unwilling to attempt the quagh,* for fear the light would leave me, and then I would get neither back nor forward. Well, the wind began to rise ; the rain grew worse ; I got desperate, and resolved to speak to the fairies civilly. ' Gentlemen and ladies/ says I, making a bow to the place where the lights were dancing, ' may be ye would be so obliging as to light me across the bog.' In a minute there was a blaze from one end of the quagh to the other, and a hundred lights were flashing over the bogs. I took heart and ventured ; and wherever I put my foot, the place was as bright as day, and I crossed the swamp as safely as if I had been walking on a gravelled road. Every inch the light came with me, till I reached the boreein^ leading to Morteein Crassagh's ; then, turning about, I made the fairies a low bow : ' Gentlemen and ladies/ says I, ' I'm humbly thankful for your civility, and I wish ye now a merry night of it/ God preserve us ! The words were hardly out, when there was a roar of laughter above, below, and around me. The lights vanished, and it became at once so dark, that I could scarcely make out my way. When I got fairly inside Morteein's kitchen, I fainted dead; and when I came to, I told them what had happened. Many a time, fairy candles are seen at Lough na Mucka ; but sorrow mortal was ever lighted across the quagh by the gentle-people but myself, and that the country knows. Well the master is laugh- ing at me ; but I'll hobble to the cabin, or they'll think that the good people have carried me off at last, as they did Shamus Bollogh,t from Ballycroy." * A morass. f A horsepath leading into bogs. $ James the Stutterer. This gentleman's temporary sojourn with the fairies is generally credited in Bally croy. Why the gentlefolk, who are accounted scrupulous in selecting youth and beauty when they abduct mortals, should have pitched upon Shamus, is unaccountable. His charms are of the plainest order, and he had long passed his teens before the period of his being carried away. His own account of the transaction is but a confused one and all I recollect of the particulars is, that he crossed to Tallaghan, over an arm of the sea, on a grey horse, behind a little man dressed in green. Neither good nor evil resulted from this nocturnal gallop of " the Stutterer," if we except a sound horse-whipping which he received from 76 Presently we returned to the hut : the whisky had began to operate on the corps de ballet in the kitchen, for the pipes played louder, and the girls danced with additional esprit. To think of bed, with such a company beside us, would be idle : my cousin accordingly recharged his meerschaum, and, between many a puff, gave me the following memoir of the otter-hunter. " The old man is a character. In his early days he was a travelling pedlar, a dealer in furs and Connemara stock- ings. He had always an unconquerable fancy for angling and otter-killing ; and, with a pack upon his shoulders and a fish- spear in his hand, he traversed the kingdom in the double pursuit of pleasure and profit. " When he disposed of his merchandize, he returned home laden with the skins he had collected in his wanderings. He has frequently brought thirty furs together to Limerick for sale ; and as they were then a valuable commodity, he acquired in a few years a considerable property. " In one of his excursions, however, Antony managed to pick up a wife. She was young and handsome ; and, tiring of his unsettled life, persuaded the unhappy otter-killer to forego his favourite calling, and turn his fish-spear into a spigot. In short, he took a house in town, became a pub- lican, got extensive business, gave credit, and soon was drunken and embarrassed ; his wife flirted, his property melted away, and his frail rib at last levanted with an English showman. Antony was astounded, but he bore misfortune like a philosopher. Renouncing whisky, except in limited quantities, he resumed the otter-trap, which had been rusting in a garret ; and one fine moonlight night, turned the key in the door, abandoned goods and chattels to the landlord, and disappeared, ' leaving his curse with Limerick/ " No Bedouin returned from captivity to his parent's tent no Swiss revisited his native valley, with more delight, than the cornuted otter-killer, when he hurried back to his beloved mountains. From that moment he forswore the town ; and, excepting on his annual visit to the furrier. Antony has avoided the busier haunts of mankind. Having added bleed- the priest, for attempting to abuse the credulity of the peasantry, by detailing the fairy revels in which he alleged that he parti- cipated. THE BALL CONCLUDES. 77 ing to the number of his acquirements, he practises phar- macy in this wilderness, and for forty years has led a careless, migratory life, tolerated in the hall, and welcomed in the cabin, until increasing years and bodily infirmity confined him to his wild birth-place, where the otter can be trapped without fatigue, and the salmon will yet reward the old man's skill. The Lodge is now Antony's head- quarters, and the remnant of his wandering life will probably be spent with me. " But it is not as a hunter and leech that the ancient otter- killer is alone valuable. In his wanderings, he picked up tales and traditions among the wild people he consorted with : his memory is most tenacious, and he narrates strange legends which, in wildness and imagination, rival the romances of the East. In winter, when the snow falls and the fury of the storm is unloosed, Antony is settled in his rude but comfort- able chair, formed of twisted bent. The women of my household listen to his love-stories with affected indifference, but there is always some apology for remaining near the otter- killer. At times, when the old man is summoned after dinner to receive his customary glass, I, if I be ' i' the humour,' listen to his wild legends ; and here, in this mountain-hut, seated in this room, ' mine own great chamber/ while I luxuriate over a bright bog- deal fire, an exquisite cigar, and an admixture of pure hollands with the crystal water that falls from the rock behind us, I listen in voluptuous tranquillity to Antony's romances, as he recites to his attentive auditory in the kitchen his narratives of former times. " If the otter-hunter's tales be true, the primitive gentle- women of the Emerald Isle were no vestals ; and the judge of the Consistorial Court, had such then existed, would have had scarcely time to bless himself." It was twelve o'clock, and no abatement of revelry was yet manifest among the dancers in the kitchen. The piper's music appeared inexhaustible, and, maugre fatigue and whisky, the company were as fresh and effective as when the ball com- menced. " I must rout them," said my cousin ; " the devils would dance till doomsday." He opened the door, but stopped and beckoned me to approach. I looked out ; the boys and girls had left the floor, the men settling themselves on the colliaghs, empty casks, and turf cleaves,* while the * Annlice. baskets. 78 FALL OF RAIN. ladies were comfortably accommodated upon their partners' knees. One gentleman alone was standing. Presently two sticks were laid crosswise on the ground ; the pipes struck up an unusual sort of jig, and the feat commenced. " This," said my kinsman, " is called the ' pater-o-pee,' and none but an accomplished dancer would attempt it." To describe this dance would be impossible : it consisted of an eternal hopping into the small compartments formed by the crossing of the cudgels on the floor, without touching the sticks. Now, holding reasonable doubts whether, upon Mr. Cooney presenting himself to Monsieur Laporte, this gentleman would favour him with an engagement, I'll bet the manager, not- withstanding, a cool hundred, that, on the strength of the King's Theatre, he has no artiste who will touch Tim Cooney at the pater-o-pee ! CHAPTER XV. Moon looks suspicious Heavy fall of rain River flooded Sporting writers Criticism on Hawker Originality of the Colonel His outfit of a wild fowl shooter Samuel Singer and his gun. WHEN we took a last look from the window of our hut, before we retired to our respective mattresses, there was a broad belt observable around the moon's disc, which is the well-known token of an approaching change of weather; and early this morning, the constant plashing from the roof told us that the rain was falling heavily. The river rose apace, and the flood thundered past the cabin, momentarily increasing by the frequent torrents from the high grounds. The gentle and sparkling stream, on whose moonlight banks I had been musing at midnight, disappeared, and a fierce and turbulent body of discoloured water rushed through its swollen channel, bearing along huge portions of the banks, which had yielded to its fury. " We are fairly caught, Frank," said my kinsman. " Hemmed in by the stream, if life depended on it, we could not now communicate with the Lodge. Fortunately the cabin roof is impervious to the water ; and, thanks to the foresight COLONEL HAWKER'S BOOK. 79 of old John, I see the backgammon box has not been for- gotten. Come, shall we have a hit ; tie a fly ; cut card- waddings ; play ecarte ; or listen to one of Antony's amatory narratives, showing how a baron's lady left her liege lord for a black- eyed page, and how a holy monk proved in the end to be no better than he ought to be ? And we have books too ; shall we speculate and star- gaze with Sir Humphry, or paddle in a punt with Hawker, after ' blue-billed curres" ' dun-birds and divers/ ' Tommy Loos and Isle of Wight parsons ?' "* " Anything for me but Colonel Thornton ; for I am heart- sick of Mrs. T and ' red-legged partridges/ " " I confess I would rather wade through the mud with honest Philip, after all, than accompany the Colonel in his researches for French estates, which he never had an in- tention to purchase. I own that Hawker is in many things exquisitely absurd, but he is amusing also, although in his adaptation of matter his work does not precisely exhibit the happiest specimen of good arrangement. See, for ex- ample, page 136 ; here he recommends you to ' dine at one o'clock/ * not to snore away the evening in concert with your dog/ and admits that, ' if a man likes grog, he may finish the evening with a bucket-full ;' assures you that soap and water is ' the sovereignest thing on earth' for soiled hands ; and that kid gloves are sold by Mr. Painter, No. 27, Fleet-street ; concluding with the following valuable recipe : " ' If a person is extremely nervous from hearing the report of his gun, or from the noise of the rising game, let him prime his ears with cotton, and his inside with tincture of bark and sal volatile.' " This fortification of the ears is, no doubt, an excellent precaution for a cockney, and certainly less hazardous than the aerial mode propounded by the Colonel for killing rabbits. To perch in a tree, I think, would be a sufficient punishment ; and what assistance a dog would render in the branches is inconceivable. " What say you also to the association in one sentence, of ' game, flies, rats, red- herrings, and corrosive sublimate ?'f The information, further, that mercury will kill bugs, and a nota^bene, warning the King's subjects against poison ; con- * Hawker, p. 177. f Ibid, p. 240. 80 OUTFIT FOR A WILD FOWL SHOOTER. eluding with a valuable recipe for a sauce piquante, that would 'tickle the gustatory nerves where fifty failed/* " The Colonel, indeed, may fairly claim the palm for being as diffusive as successful. He opens up the mysteries of gun- making in one page, and in another gives you instructions for correcting sour beer proves that publicans dilute spirits damp sheets produce rheumatisms and draughts of air bring on the tooth- ache ; gives you a recipe for making cold punch, * which was given him some years ago in Glasgow/ where the said cold punch was universally drunk; and furnishes such information upon ' game laws/ ' tartar emetic/ fleecy hosiery/ and ' tincture of bark/ as must astound the reader, and cause him to marvel at the astonishing capacity of the commander's cranium/' "All these are excellent in their way. The Colonel, how- ever, owns that he has borrowed much from others ; but for originality take him upon dress, and listen to his equipment of a wild-fowl shooter. "Imprimis the nether extremities are to be thus gar- nished ' one extra pair of coarse yarn stockings ; one ditto of the thickets wads; one ditto of under-stockings of the warmest quality; a pair of water-proof boots, and a ditto 'Flushing trowsers' The worthy Colonel proceeds : " ' It is needless to say, that (except the feet, which we have already defended) every part of the body should be clothed with flannel. " ' With regard to further covering for the body, could we ensure not getting wet leather would, perhaps, be warmest; but, at all events, the waistcoat, both before ana behind, should be made of shag, or Bath-coating, which certainly, taking all weather, answers best, and is the most comfortable. Under the waistcoat should be worn a Flushing- frock, and over it a sort of jacket, of either drab cloth o> swan-skin. The cap may be made of the same (or an^f thing that has the same appearance), and, if cold, won over a Welsh wig. Mr. Lloyd, 13, Old Bond-street, hai * Recipe for sauce to wild-fowl : Port wine or claret, one glass ; sauc a la Russe (the older the better) one table-spoonful ; ketchup, one ditto lemon-juice, one ditto ; lemon-peel, one slice ; shalot (large) one sliced Cayenne pepper (the darkest, not that like brick-dust) four grains ma< one or two blades. To be scalded, strained, and added to the mer gravy which comes from the bird in roasting. A SOU* WESTER. 81 invented an excellent, though simple defender for the chest (which he calls an " Anglesey/') and a large shawl handker- chief may be worn over the collar. A pair of worsted wrist- bands (sold by the name of " muffatees") should be worn with cloth gloves, and, over all, a large and long pair of double swan-skin cuffs' " But what signify all these flannels and Flushings shag and swan-skin wads, water-boots, and Welsh wigs, to that immortal garment invented by one Larry Rogers, who calls it his ' sou' wester,' ' and gets it all for nine shillings/ of which loquitur the Colonel " Now to the point ! ' Make, with an article called Russia- duck, (which, as well as swan-skin, should be previously wetted and dried, to prevent shrinking,) a loose over-all frock-coat, and a hood or cap, with a flap behind, similar to a coal-heaver's hat, and dress them as follows : " ' Take three quarts of linseed oil, and boil them till reduced to two quarts and a half, the doing which will require about three hours ; and when the oil is sufficiently boiled, it will burn a feather. (The addition of some India rubber was suggested to me, but of this I did not make a trial.) When the oil is quite cold, take a clean paint brush, and work it well into the outside of the whole apparel, and it will soon find its way to the inside. 9 " There is here a judicious and cautionary nota bene, requesting the operator neither to burn himself nor the house with an admission that the savour of the garment is abominable. The Colonel concludes, that with ' a very large old umbrella, fitted up with brown holland a bag full of straw, or something of the kind, a pair of goggles, and a sufficient supply of Messrs. Fribourg's mixture, the sportsman has all the necessary covering that can be required for real wild-fowl shooting. " Nothing, indeed, can exceed the author's ingenuity, from the construction of a hare pocket to making an old gun shoot straight, and firing two pounds of shot to the best advantage. Not that I would ambition being the operator in the latter exploit, and would rather leave the affair to ' one Samuel Singer, of Pool, who shoots with a gun, weight 141 Ibs. I* Still the Colonel is a merry soul ; and provided with his 'pocket-nightingale/ I wish we had him here. He should compound cold punch ad libitum t and receive the ceade fealteagh of our highland hut. g2 QUEEN ANN'S MUSKETS. " Yes ; Frank, I'll bet my new Purday to a Queen Anne,* that he would never have used his friends, as Sir Humphry treated the unhappy philosophers whom he seduced into Scotland, and shabbed off with half-a-pint of claret in a rascally sheebein-house. No ; Hawker is a worthy fellow ; one, who, as our lamented countryman, Lord L , told Abernethy, ' puts his trust in Providence, and takes a big drink/ By the way, I have often wondered that any honest gentleman, having a Christian propensity for the bottle, would venture within arms-length of that unjoyous and dispiriting doctor, and here comes dinner !" CHAPTER XVI. Flood subsides My cousin's henchmen Their description Post-bag arrives Messenger belated in the mountains The Fairy Glen Herd of red deer Their destruction by poachers Gradual decrease Difficulties in continuing them Anecdotes Rearing the fawns Sterility when domesticated Red deer in parks The tame hind The Tyrawly stag Skill requisite in shooting deer Curious anecdote. How rapidly the waters of a mountain river swell and subside ! Last night the steep bank before the cabin-door * " Queen Anne's muskets" are in great repute among the Irish peasantry, who assert that the barrels of these antiquated implements are excellent. The following curious notice of these guns is extracted from " An Appeal to the Public," by the unfortunate George Robert Fitzgerald. " Informant was with his said master, and in the carriage with him, when the said Geerge Robert Fitzgerald came up alone and unarmed, and peaceably and politely addressed his father, the said George Fitzgerald, who went home with his said son to Rockfield-lodge ; and had he wished not to go with his said son, he might have refused going, he having in his carriage, in which informant was, three bell-muzzled blunderbusses, loaded with swan-drops, and a small ditto, and also three Queen Anne 's muskets, with bayonets, loaded as aforesaid, and three fuzees, one of \ which was loaded, together with a small sword. Four powder-horns, ail -filled with gunpowder, one of which contained three pounds of gunpowder, besides several large bags of musket balls, swan-drops, and slugs ; and had the said George Fitzgerald, this informant's master, been disposed to make any opposition in going home with his said son to Rockfield-lodge, informant would have made use of said arms and ammunition in bis said master's defence." Now we opine, that Colonel Hawker, and his " new double-swivel gun," with Sam Singer at his back, would scarcely hazard an engagement with this formidable vehicle. MY COUSIN'S HENCHMEN. 83 was scarcely visible above the swollen and discoloured stream. The flood is gone ; the river has recovered its silvery hue, and no traces of yesterday's violence appear, save the huge masses of turf left by the receding waters on the shore, which, from their size, prove how fierce the torrent was when at its height. We have been expecting anxiously a messenger with the post-bag, for three days have elapsed since its last arrival. There will be an accumulation of newspapers. What a treasure they would have been yesterday ! Ha ! there is a bustle in the outer cabin ; no doubt an arrival. It is the messenger, I never saw finer samples of the mountain peasantry than this man and his brother exhibit. They are scarcely to be known asunder ; young, particularly handsome, five feet eleven inches, light, active, clean-limbed, perfect specimens of strength and symmetry combined ; good-hurnoured, in- defatigable, and obliging, submissive to the Master's nod, and yet the boldest and handiest boys in Ballycroy. I some- times look after my kinsman as he strides over the moors with his handsome henchmen at his back. He walks as if the province was his own ; bold, and careless, and con- fident no wonder those wild fellows are his fosterers, and they would shed the last drop of their blood for " the Master/ if he required it. This fidelity and devotion on the one side, is requited by kindness and protection on the other. These men have lived about the Lodge from boyhood and they come and depart as they please. At spring and harvest- times they repair to the village where their parents reside, to assist the old couple and the girh in getting the potatoes in and out of ground ; they tend the cattle in the mountains when requisite, and pass the remainder of the year following the Master to the moors or to the river, catching fish, netting rabbits, or killing wild-fowl in the winter; and dancing, drinking, and fighting on holiday, and festivals, as becomes good men and loyal subjects. When they marry for Malthus and restrictions upon population are no more recognised in Erris, than the Pope is by a modern Methodist they will obtain a patch of mountain from their patron, erect a cabin, construct a still, and setting political dogmas at defiance, then and there produce most excellent whisky, and add to the " seven millions" considerably. G 2 84 ARRIVAL OF THE POST-BAG. The messenger presented himself with the post-bag, being anxious to render a personal account of the causes of his delay. His night's adventure is quite characteristic of the wild life, and bold and reckless spirit of these mountain peasants. The route to the next post-town lies through the ridge of hills which 1 have already described, as bounding the valley where we are quartered. The usual way to reach it is by an old and rugged horse-path, which, although seldom frequented now, was fifty years since the only means of communication which Erris had with the southern baronies. This easier, but more circuitous route was abandoned by the young peasant, who hoped, by directly crossing the heights, to arrive at the cabin before the night shut in. He took this perilous direction accordingly ; but the rain was still falling fast, and when he topped the ridge of the hills, the valley beneath was covered by a dense mist. Presently the mountain streams rose, the light failed to advance or retreat was impossible ; and the isolated peasant had no choice left but to seek a shelter in the rocks, and remain there until morning dawned. He easily discovered a fissure in the steep bank above the river, crept in " blessed himself" and lay down to sleep upon his cold and rugged bed. What situation could be more desolate and heart- sinking than this ? Imprisoned among savage mountains, perched in a wild rock far above the rest of mankind, separated, from human help by an impassable torrent, cold, hungry, and ex- hausted ; yet all these dejecting circumstances were unheeded by the hardy mountaineer. He had but one source of terror ; the otter-hunter had often described this glen as a favourite haunt of fairies ; and " what would become of him if the gentle-people caught him there 1" The midnight hour passed, however, without any super- natural visitation. No fairy revelry disturbed the peasant's slumbers ; the rain ceased ; the flood was falling ; the chough* and raven were preparing to take wing ; and while the first * Cornish chough, or red-legged crow. (Corvus GraciUs, Linn. Le Coracias, Buff.) This bird is about the size of the jackdaw. The bill is long, curved, sharp at the tip, and of a bright red colour ; the iris of the eye is composed of two circles, the outer one red, the inner one blue ; the eyelids are red; the plumage is altogether of a purplish-violet black; the legs are as red as the bill; the claws are large, hooked and DECREASE OF THE RED DEER. 85 faint light was breaking through the mountain mists, Cormac, anxious to quit his cheerless bivouac, crawled out from his cold retreat. Suddenly, from ahove, an indistinct noise alarmed him. Feet clattered down the rocky path ; a rush, a snorting, announced their near approach, and a herd of deer appeared within half a stone's cast. They traversed the narrow track in single files, and were moving rapidly down the mountain side to browse in the glen beneath. When the leading stag discovered the startled peasant, he halted, tossed his antlers wildly, and gave a loud and peculiar neigh. The pause, though momentary, permitted the rear to come up, and the herd were clustered in a group. The panic lasted but an instant : they turned round, and with amazing speed rushed up the hill, regained the heights, and were lost in the thick mist. Cormac could not reckon them accurately, but imagined their number to be about sixteen. It is seldom, now, that the red deer are seen in herds. Within late years they have diminished sadly, and unless vigorous means are promptly adopted to prevent their destruc- tion by poachers, like their ancient enemy, the rough Irish greyhound, they too will become extinct. My cousin, when a boy, has often met forty deer herded together ; but, from their decreased numbers, one rarely sees now more than a few brace. Since the French descent upon this coast in Ninety- eight, their destruction has been rapid. Unfortunately, many of the fire-arms then distributed among the peasantry, remain in their possession still, and in the winter months, when the sever- ity of the season forces the deer to leave the hills and seek food and shelter in the valleys, idle ruffians, too well acquainted with the passes of the mountains, take that opportunity to surprise and slaughter them. There are many circumstances connected with this scarce and beautiful species, that should render their preservation a matter of national interest. They are the last relic of other times ; and all besides of the once famed stock which tenanted the Irish forests have disappeared. The wolf, the morse-deer, the greyhound,* exist no longer ; and this noble creature is * Captain Brown places this animal in the class of tl domesticated dogs which hunt in packs or singly, principally by the eye, although sometimes by the scent." " The Irish Greyhound. Canis Grains Hibernicus. Ray. [" This 86 DECREASE OF THE RED DEER. the sole remnant of her aboriginal animals, when Ireland wag in her wild and independent condition. " This is one of the largest of the canine race, with an air at once beautiful, striking, and majestic. He has been known to grow to the extraordinary height of four feet, although the general standard is about three feet. " In shape the Irish greyhound somewhat resembles the common grey- hound, only that he is much larger and more muscular in his formation, clumsy in all his different parts, and is quite unserviceable in hunting either the stag, fox, or hare. His chief use in former times was in clearing the country of wolves and wild boars, for which his great size and strength peculiarly adapted him. " The colour of the Irish greyhound is a pale cinnamon or fawn. His aspect is mild, and his disposition gentle and peaceable. It is said he is greatly an overmatch for either the mastiff or bull-dog; and when he fights he generally seizes his antagonist by the back, and shakes him to death, which his great strength enables him to do with ease. " M. Buffon supposes the great Danish dog to be only a variety of the Irish greyhound : and Mr. Pennant was of opinion that the French matin and the Albanian dog were also varieties of the same. " The Irish greyhound is now rarely to be met with, even in his native country. " The Marquis of Sligo is among the few individuals who possess that fine animal in a state of tolerable purity ; he keeps a number at "Westport, in the county of Mayo, Ireland, where there is a person em- ployed to look after them. It is said that great care is necessary to preserve the breed, and keep them in good health. " Aylmer Bourke Lambert, Esq. one of the vice-presidents of the Linnaean Society, took the measure of one of the Marquis of Sligo's dogs, which was as follows : * From the point of the nose to the tip of the tail, sixty-one inches ; tail, seventeen and a half inches long ; from the tip of the nose to the back part of the skull, ten inches ; from the back part of the skull to the beginning of the tail, thirty-three inches ; from the toe to the top of the fore shoulder, twenty-eight inches and a half; the length of the leg, sixteen inches ; from the point of the hind toes to the top of the hind shoulders, thirteen inches ; from the point of the nose to the eye, four inches and a half; the ears, six inches long; round the widest part of the belly, (about three inches from the fore legs), thirty-five inches ; twenty- six inches round the hind part, close to the hind legs ; the hair short and smooth ; the colour of some brown and white, of others black and white/ " They seem good-tempered animals, but from the accounts Mr. Lam- bert received, it is obvious that they must have degenerated, particularly in point of size. " Dr. Goldsmith says he has seen a dozen of these dogs, and assures us the largest was about four feet high, and as tall as a calf of a year old." We are sorry to remark, that Captain Brown's statement, " that the Irish greyhound is still preserved by the Marquis of Sligo," &c. is totally REARING FAWNS. 87 Individual exertions to continue the red deer are found to be of little use. They seldom breed when deprived of liberty, and restricted to the enclosures of a park. If they do, the offspring degenerates, and the produce is very inferior in size to what it would have been, had the animal remained in its state of natural freedom. Even when taken young in the mountains, to rear the fawns is a difficult and uncertain task. My cousin has for many seasons made the attempt, and generally failed three times for once that he succeeded. Last year one young deer that he procured throve well and grew apace until he was sufficiently stout to go out and graze with the cows. Unfortunately, a visitor brought a savage- tempered greyhound to the Lodge, the dog attacked the fawn, and it died of the worrying it received, before the greyhound could be taken off. It is almost impossible to procure the fawns from the mountains in an uninjured state. They generally receive a blow of a stick or stone from the captor, or undergo such rough usage in conveying them to the low-lands, that death commonly ensues. A fine well-grown male was brought to the Lodge last week. For a day or two nothing could be more promising than its appearance. It began, however, on the fourth morning to pine away, and soon after died. We opened it to ascertain, if possible, the cause of its death, and discovered a gangrened wound in the side, evidently produced by a blow. The peasant who brought him declared that he was sound and uninjured ; and to account for his caption swore lustily that he caught the fawn asleep, but it appeared that the rogue had knocked the poor animal over with a stone, and thus produced the inward bruise which terminated fatally. It is strange that a creature of such strength and endurance when arrived at maturity, should be so very difficult to bring up. Means were resorted to by my kinsman to have the cow's assimilated to the wild deer's milk, by changing the fawn's nurse to a heathier and poorer pasturage ; a lichen, indigenous to the mountains on which the deer principally feeds, was also unfounded. No dog of this description has been for many years in the possession of the noble lord. In his father's time, there were, I believe, some descendants of this splendid stock at Westport House but for years they have been extinct. The present Marquis introduced some double-nosed boar-hounds into the country, which possibly were mistaken for the Irish greyhound, although no animals could be more dissimilar in shape, courage, and docility. 88 ANECDOTE OF A STAG. procured, and intermixed with the cow's hay; and yet this atten- tion and trouble were attended with but indifferent success. When once, however, the period of infancy is passed, the wild deer is hardy, vigorous, and easily provided for. At different times, many have been located in the neighbouring parks, and lived there to a great age. In the domain of a nobleman in Roscommon, there are several brace and in the park of Clogher, a stag and hind are confined at present ; they are all vigorous and healthy, but have never continued their species. Many curious anecdotes are recorded of the red deer. Some years since, a hind was domesticated by a neighbouring baronet; it was a fine and playful animal, and gave many proofs of extraordinary sagacity. Like many fairer favourites, she was a very troublesome one, and from her cunning and activity, a sad torment to the gardener. No fences would exclude her from the shrubberies, and if the garden gates were for a moment insecure, the hind was sure to discover the neglect, and avail herself of the opportunity to taste the choicest vegetables. This beautiful but mischievous pet met with some accidental injury, and died, to the great regret of her proprietor. Many years ago, a stag was in the possession of a gentleman of Tyrawley. He grew to be a powerful and splendid beast, but his propensities and dispositions were very different to those of the playful and innocent hind. The stag was bold and violent, detested strangers and women, and from his enormous size and strength, was frequently a very dangerous playfellow. He had a particular fancy for horses, resided mostly in the stable, and when the carriage was ordered to the door, if permitted, he would accompany it. A curious anecdote is told of him. He had no objection whatever to allow a gentleman to enter the coach ; but to the fair sex he had an unconquerable aversion, and with his consent no lady should be an inside passenger. The servants were obliged to drive him away, before their mistress could venture to appear ; and at last, he became so troublesome and unsafe, as to render his banishment to an adjoining deer-park the necessary punishment of his indocility. He did not survive this disgrace long ; he pined away rapidly, avoided the fallow deer, and died, as my informant declared, of a broken heart. ANECDOTE OF A STAG. 89 In killing deer, it is necessary to select the head, or aim directly behind the shoulder. A body-wound may eventually destroy the animal, but the chances are, that he will carry off the ball. Many, when severely struck, escape the shooter ; and there have been stags killed in these mountains, who bore the marks of severe wounds, from the effects of w r hich they had entirely recovered. The following singular and authentic instance of a bullet lodging in what is usually considered a mortal place, and failing to occasion death, is extracted from a scientific periodical.* " A buck, that was remarkably fat and healthy in condition, in August, 1816, was killed in Bradbury Park, and on opening him, it was discovered, that at some distant time he had been shot in the heart, a ball being found in a cyst in the substance of that viscus, about two inches from the apex. The surface of the cyst had a whitish appearance ; the ball weighs two hundred and ninety- two grains, and was quite flat. Mr. Richardson, the park-keeper, who opened the animal, is of opinion the ball had struck some hard substance before entering the body of the deer. That the animal should subsist long after receiving this ball, is endeavoured to be accounted for from the instance of a soldier, who survived forty-nine hours after receiving a bayonet wound in the heart : however, the recovery from a gun-shot wound in an animal inferior to man can, in no respect, materially alter the importance of the fact, and of the great extent to which this vital organ may sustain injury from external violence." CHAPTER XVII. An alarm Deceptive appearance of the weather A blank fishing day Recovery of the setter Hydrophobia Melancholy anecdote Loss of a kennel Strange apathy of Irish servants Extraordinary pre- servation. A CIRCUMSTANCE to-day has given us considerable uneasi- ness ; one of our best setters, who had been observed to look rather dull yesterday, has refused his food, and continues listless of what is passing around him. He was a sprightly, * The Edinburgh Medical Journal. 90 A BLANK FISHING DAY. active-minded dog, and his torpidness is alarming. We promptly separated him from his companions, and have chained him in na adjoining cabin, under the especial observation of old Antony. The otter-killer is preparing to use his leechcraft, and I trust with good effect. Canine madness is a frightful visitation, and no caution can be too strict to guard against its melancholy consequences. Who shall say that success in angling can be calculated upon with any thing like certainty ? If a man were gifted with the properties of a walking barometer, the weather of this most capricious corner of the earth would set his prognostics at defiance. Never did a morning look more favourable ; it was just such a one as an angler would swear by ; a grey, dark, sober, settled sky, without any vexatious glare of threatening sunshine to interrupt his sport. The otter-killer was not so sanguine of this happy promise of good weather as we were. He observed certain little clouds, to which he gave some Irish name. " The wind, too, had shifted a point southerly since daybreak, and the pinkeens* were jumping, as they always jump, when they expect more water." We laughed at him , but Antony was right. We tried some beautiful pools ; the fish were rising fast ; they sprang over the surface of the water frequently, and no worse omen can threaten the fishermen with disappointment. If they did condescend to notice our flies, they rose as if they wished merely to reconnoitre them, or struck at them scornfully with their tails. Still hoping that a change in the temper of the fish for a lady is not more fanciful might yet crown our efforts with success, we proceeded down the river and pushed on for Pull- garrow. To angle here with the water clean and full, and the wind brisk from the westward, would almost repay a pilgrim- age. For its extent, there is not a better salmon haunt in Christendom. The fish were rising in dozens, and where the river rushes into the neck of the pool, the constant breaking of the surface by the rolling or springing of the salmon, was incredible. The number of fish collected in this pool must have been immense, for in every part of it they were rising simultaneously. But not one of them would touch the fly. I hooked a salmon accidentally in the side, and after a short * The usual name among the peasantry for samlets and trout fry. DOG RECOVERS. 91 and violent struggle the hold broke and I lost him, The mode of fishing attributed by Sir Humphry Davy to the Galvvay fishermen* must be as unprofitable as unartistlike. If ever it could avail, we should have succeeded to-day in Pullgarrow. Meanwhile the breeze gradually died away, or came in gusts from the south ; the sky in the same quarter grew thick and misty ; large drops fell, and in a short time the rain came down in torrents. The reason why the salmon had declined our flies was now disclosed ; although we had not foreseen the coming change, the fish had evidently expected it. Wearied and drenched, we returned to our shooting quarters. But we speedily forgot our fatigue and disappointment. Antony's report of the health of his canine patient was satisfactory. The animal's stomach had been disordered, and the otter- hunter's remedies were promptly administered, and successful. My cousin had a dread of madness breaking out in his kennel ; and from his melancholy experience of the fearful consequences of neglect, I do not marvel that on the first symptom of loss of appetite or abated spirits, he forthwith causes the suspected dog to be removed, and places him under a strict surveillance. Our conversation after dinner naturally turned upon the indisposition of the setter. " You may think, my dear Frank," said my cousin, " that I carry my apprehensions of the slightest illness in my dogs to a ridiculous and unneces- sary length ; but when I tell you that I have witnessed the fatal course of hydrophobia, in the human as well as the brute victim, you may then conceive the horror I feel when any thing recalls to my memory this hopeless malady. " During my first season at the Dublin University, I was invited to pass a short vacation with a relative of my mother. He lived in the south of Ireland, in an ancient family mansion- * " In the river at Galway, in Ireland, I have seen above the bridge some hundreds of salmon lying in rapid streams, and from five to ten fishermen tempting them with every variety of fly, but in vain. After a fish has been thrown over a few times, and risen once or twice and refused the fly, he rarely ever took any notice of it at that place." " When the water is low and clear in this river, the Galway fishermen resort to the practice of fishing with a naked hook, endeavouring to entangle it in the body of the fish; a most unartistlike practice." Salmonia. 92 AN IRISH MANSION. house, situated in the mountains, and at a considerable distance from the mail-coach road. "This gentleman was many years older than I. He had an only sister, a girl of sixteen, beautiful and accomplished ; at the period of my visit she was still at school, but was to finally leave it, as my host informed me, at Midsummer. "Never was there a more perfect specimen of primitive Milesian life, than that which the domicile of rny worthy relative exhibited. The house was enormously large half ruinous and all, within and without, wild, rackety, and irregular. There was a troop of idle and slatternly servants of both sexes, distracting every part of the establishment : and a pack of useless dogs infesting the premises, and cross- ing you at every turn. Between the biped and quadruped nuisances an eternal war was carried on, and not an hour of the day elapsed, but a canine outcry announced that some of those unhappy curs were being ejected by the butler, or pelted by the cook. " So common-place was this everlasting uproar, that after a few days I almost ceased to notice it. I was dressing for dinner, when the noise of dogs quarrelling in the yard, brought me to the window ; a terrier was being worried by a rough, savage-looking fox-hound, whom I had before this noticed and avoided. At the moment, my host was crossing from the stable ; he struck the hound with his whip, but, regardless of the blow, he continued his attack upon the smaller dog. The old butler in coming from the garden, observed the dogs fighting, and stopped to assist in separating them. Just then, the brute quitted the terrier, seized the master by the leg, and cut the servant in the hand. A groom rushed out on hearing the uproar, struck the prongs of a pitchfork through the dog's bodj^, and killed him on the spot. This scene occurred in less time than I have taken in relating it. " I hastened from my dressing-room ; my host had bared his leg, and was washing the wound, which was a jagged tear from the hound's tooth. Part of the skin was loose, and a sudden thought appeared to strike him. He desired an iron to be heated ; took a sharp penknife from his pocket, coolly and effectually removed the ragged flesh, and, regardless of the agony it occasioned, with amazing determination, cauterized the wound severely. HYDROPHOBIA. 93 " The old butler, however, contented himself with binding up his bleeding hand. He endeavoured to dissuade his master from, undergoing what he considered to be unnecessary pain. ' The dog was dead, sure, and that ivas quite sufficient to prevent any danger arising from the bite;' and, satisfied with this precaution, he remained indifferent to future consequences, and in perfect confidence that no ulterior injury could occur from the wound. " Three months passed away my friend's sister was re- turning from school and, as the mountain road was in bad repair, and a bridge had been swept away by the floods, saddle- horses were sent to meet the carriage. The old butler, who had some private affairs to transact in the neighbouring town, volunteered to be the escort of his young mistress, and obtained permission. " That there was something unusual in the look and manner of her attendant, was quickly remarked by the lady. His address was wild and hurried, and some extraordinary feelings appeared to agitate him. To an inquiry if he was unwell, he returned a vague and unmeaning answer ; he trembled violently when assisting her on horseback, and it was evident that some strange and fearful sensations disturbed him. " They rode some miles rapidly, until they reached the rivulet where the bridge had been carried off by the flood. To cross the stream was no way difficult, as the water barely covered the horse's fetlock. The lady had ridden through the water, when a thrilling cry of indescribable agony from her attendant arrested her. Her servant was on the opposite side, endeavouring to reign in his unwilling horse, and in his face there was a horrible and convulsed look that terrified his alarmed mistress. To her anxious questions, he only replied by groans, which too truly betrayed his sufferings ; at last he pointed to the stream before him, and exclaimed, ' / cannot, dare not cross it! Oh God! I am lost ! the dog the dog!' " What situation could be more frightful than that in which the lady found herself ? In the centre of a desolate and unpeopled moor, far from assistance, and left alone with a person afflicted with decided madness. She might, it is true, have abandoned him ; for the terrors of the poor wretch would have prevented him from crossing the rivulet ; but, with extraordinary courage, she returned, seized the bridle 94 LOSS OF A KENNEL BY HYDROPHOBIA. fearlessly, and, notwithstanding the outcries of the unhappy man, forced his horse through the water, and never left his side, until she fortunately overtook some tenants of her brother returning from a neighbouring fair. ' ' I arrived on a visit the third evening after this occurrence, and the recollection of that poor old man's sufferings has ever since haunted my memory. All that medical skill and affec- tionate attention on his master's part could do to assuage his pain, and mitigate the agonies he occasionally underwent, was done. At length, the moment that was devoutly prayed for came. He died on the sixth morning. " From this horrible fate nothing but his own determination preserved my relative : and, by the timely use of a painful remedy, excision and cautery of the wound* he escaped this dreadful disease. " I have related the calamity of another ; but I, too, have been a sufferer, although, thank God ! not in person. " A setter of uncommon beauty was presented to me by a gentleman under peculiar circumstances. He had been the favourite companion of his deceased wife ; and, during her long and hopeless illness, had seldom left her chamber. He begged me to allow him a place in the Lodge, and not subject him to the restraint of the kennel. His wishes \vere obeyed, and Carlo was duly installed into all the rights and privileges of a carpet-dog. "I left home on a shooting- visit, and luckily brought a brace of my best setters with me. A week after my departure, an express reached me to say that Carlo ' was very odd, would not eat,* and bit and worried every dog he met with.' I took alram instantly, and returned home without delay. I found the household in desperate alarm, and Carlo was con- fined in a separate out-house, but not until he had worried and torn every dog in my possession ! " I went to reconnoitre him through an iron-stanchioned * Dr. Clarke, of Nottingham, relates a case in that neighbourhood, of a dog that was not suspected to labour under rabies until ten days after he had bitten an unfortunate man, who, in six weeks after the bite, died of hydrophobia. This dog ate and drank heartily, showed no signs of indisposition, hunted as usual, and occasionally went into a neighbour's house among children, without injuring any of them; but, on the morning of the tenth day (that is, ten days after communicating the disease by the bite, and when he had no hydrophobia) he was seen snapping at every dog in the street, arid was in consequence destroyed. MIRACULOUS ESCAPE. 95 window : he was in the last and frightfullest stage of confirmed hydrophobia. I sent for a rifle and terminated the animal's life. " I was at first afraid to inquire into the extent of my calamity. I mustered courage to enter the kennel, and personally investi- gated the state of my dogs. Every one of them, ten in number, had been bitten, and several of them were fearfully mutilated by the rabid animal I had despatched. Even the terriers had not escaped ; and they, poor animals ! were necessarily in- cluded in the general order for execution that I issued to the keeper. That noble house-dog, who has been the subject of your admiration, was fortunately preserved, by having been sent for by a gentleman who resided in the next county. " A most extraordinary insensibility to danger was evinced by the female members of my household. Unluckily, Antony was absent in the mountains, setting a broken bone; the keeper had accompanied me ; every one acquainted with the habits and management of dogs was from home ; and the kennel was entrusted to the kitchen-boy. On this occasion, the disease appears to have come on gradually, and for days the setter betrayed the customary signs of incipient madness. Had he been tied up even when the malady was fully estab- lished, no mischief might have resulted. But until his violence became frightful, he was actually permitted to run about the house, and got access to the kennel, while the boy was carrying food to his charge. " The escape of the servants was miraculous. The day only before my arrival, the dog, in a paroxysm of suffering, had thrown himself across the fire-place. ' Come away from that, Biddy/ said the old cook, with perfect nonchalance, to her attendant: * Don't ye see the dog is mad?' and continued some culinary operation, in which, at a distant corner of the kitchen, she was engaged. The boy's preservation was unac- countable. The poor lad made many unavailing efforts to part the dogs when fighting in the kennel, and prevent the setters from being bitten. In this perilous attempt his clothes were literally torn to ribbons ; but, fortunately for himself, there was riot a scratch visible on his skin." 96 PREPARATIONS FOR EMBARKATION. CHAPTER XVIII. Preparations for visiting Achil Embarkation and passage to Dugurth Fishing Sea-fowl shooting Meeting the lugger Picturesque ap- pearance of the vessel Our landing Coast-guard watch-house Slieve More Grouse scarce Rabit-shooting Interior of the watch- house Culinary proceedings The Dutchman Morning, and a headache A sea-bath The eagle's aerie Curious anecdote of these birds Grouse-shooting Demolition of a pack Rock-fishing Dangerous employment Fatal accident John Dory A temperate evening. FOR three days it has continued raining and blowing violently. We fortunately abandoned the mountain-hut, on noticing the unpromising state of the weather, before the flood rose to a height aspect would have insulated us in the hills. We have determined on an excursion into Achil, and wait impatiently until the wind and clouds give some indications of amendment. The moon enters her second quarter to-night, and we trust her ladyship's influence may mitigate the unusual severity of the weather. This morning my servant's report was favourable ; the sky looked settled, the wind blew from the north-west, and old Antony was satisfied with the prognostics. My cousin was already a-foot, and his voice at my window loudly summoned me to " turn-out." I opened the curtains the sun was shining, as if he intended to keep a fair face throughout the day, and there was a cheerful bustle in front of the Lodge which gave " note of preparation." The main-sail of the hooker was already chalk up and shivering in the morning breeze; and the boatmen, sitting on the grass before the window, were preparing lines and baiting spillets. The piper looked on, stretching one arm lazily out, while with the other he hitched up the waistband of his unmentionables; and frequent visits of the dog-boy to the kennel, showed that both bipeds and quadrupeds would be shortly in requi- sition. Hammocks, hampers, and gun -cases, were subsequently embarked, and about eight o'clock we had finished our dejeuner and committed our persons and fortunes to the waves. Never was there a lovelier day or wilder scenery ; after we had cleared the river and opened the bay, a view of PASSAGE TO DTJGURTH. 9? surpassing grandeur was presented. We were surrounded on every side by an amphitheatre of bold and endless hills, except where the opening to the Atlantic showed us the dark waters of a boundless ocean the surface was clear and undisturbed and the light breeze rippled the long and measured undulations from the sea, and bore us gently towards the island. The bay was filled with mackerel, and consequently it was crowded with sea-fowl. In clamorous groups the gulls were darting on the fish below, and an endless variety of puffins and cormorants were incessant in pursuit of the smaller fry, which had attracted the shoals of mackerel from the deep. But the wind was too scanty, and the hooker's sailing not sufficiently fast, to allow us to kill fish in any quantity. We occasionally, however, caught a mackerel, and shot among a number of water-fowls a beau- tiful specimen of the sea-hawk, which I shall endeavour to preserve.* We had gradually neared Dugurth, which is the only spot on which for many miles a boat, even in moderate weather, can safely effect a landing, when a galley stood out of Elly bay and bore down upon us. Our courses nearly crossed : they were running off the wind, we close-hauled as possible. No- thing could be more picturesque than the light and elegant appearance of this " fairy frigate." At a little distance she seemed a cloud of canvass flitting across the sea, for the long low hull was not visible until her close approach re- vealed it. Her large lugs and topsails where of the whitest duck, and as all her sails drew, light as the breeze was, she * Large birds should be carefully skinned, the head, tail, and feet, left entire ; the skin may then be either put into a vessel of spirits, or rubbed well on the inside with the following mixture : One pound of salt, four ounces of alum, and two ounces of pepper, pounded together. Small birds may he thus treated. Take out the entrails, open a passage to the brain, which should be scooped out through the mouth, introduce into the cavities of the skull, and the whole body, some of the above mixture, putting it also through the gullet and entire length of the neck. Hang the bird in a cool airy place, first by the feet, that the body may be impregnated by the salt, and afterwards by a thread through the under mandible of the bill, till it appears to be sweet, then expose it in the sun, or near a fire ; after it is well dried, clean out what remains loose of the xx>ixtiire, and fill the cavity of the body with wool, oakum, or any soft ubstance. 98 SLIEVE MORE. passed us with the velocity of a race-horse. The airy motion of this " light shalloop" as she glided through the water, might to the fancy of a poet, present a similitude of that imaginary bark, in which the spirits of departed mariners are seen flitting over the dark billows beneath which their bodies rest. Having weathered the Ridge Point, we made a signal for a rowing-boat, and one immediately came off. Our boatmen, having ascertained by their landmarks that they were upon clean ground, prepared to shoot their spillets. We left them, taking with us our dogs and attendants, and landed on a small sandy beach. Having established our head-quarters in the watch-house of the coast-guard, and procured an adjoining cabin for the suite, we set out to look for grouse, taking a westerly direction along the base of Slieve More. Deceived by the false report of the vil- lagers, we found the beat we had chosen neither a pleasant nor productive one. The heath was short and withered, the side of the mountain unsheltered, and exposed to the severe and almost eternal west wind : and, with the exception of a very few banks beside the water- courses, and one or two natural ravines, there was not a spot in which a grouse could shelter. In these hollows we generally found a stager* and in one rugged dell shot three old cocks. Contrary to their general caution they stood the dogs well, or, from the short cover and stunted heath, had the weather been wet and the birds wary, it would have been almost impossible to have approached them.f The peasants, while looking after cattle and cutting peats upon the * An old cock grouse which has not paired. f Against running after grouse I uplift my voice. If they are wild, and will not stand or sit, a commonplace occurrence in wet cold weather, I would recommend gentlemen to remain at home. If circumstances bring them to the moors, or they are particularly solicited (as. I have often been) to procure birds, let them depend on close-marking-, tie up every dog but the steadiest one, and quietly, patiently, and silently endeavour to come within range of their object. If the bird moves, then to out-flank him is the best chance. Take a considerable circuit, and the more apparent carelessness you show in striving to close with a wild grouse, the more likely you will be to succeed. If the bird observes any hurry in the approach of the shooter, he will take alarm instantly, and an immediate flight will slusw that he has been perfectly on the COAST-GUARD WATCH-HOUSE. 99 hill, had frequently disturbed those solitary birds, and concluded from meeting them so often, that there must be some packs convenient. Too late we found out our error ; it was four o'clock, and we determined to abandon the heath for the day ; and, having from a high ground examined the interior of the island, we arranged to-morrow's beat accordingly. Quitting the hill, we walked for a mile along the beach to some bent banks, where we were told that rabbits were abundant. In an hour we shot eight pair, and two couple of whimbrels ; and perceiving that the hooker had anchored off the landing- place, we gave up shooting and returned to the watch- house. In our absence the servants had been active ; they slung our hammocks, and made the necessary preparations for cooking dinner. The chief officer of the coast-guard kindly gave us his own apartment. His little cabin was crowded with every necessary requisite for one so far removed from the civilized portion of mankind, and it was amusing to remark the ingenuity with which the occupier had arranged his numerous goods and chattels ; nothing could exceed the cleanliness of his cottage, and it formed a striking contrast to the filth and misery of the surrounding hovels. The boatmen were just landing in their punt, and we descended to the beach to ascertain what addition to our cuisine the spillets had afforded. They produced a pair of fine soles, and a score of large plaice. These, with the mackerel taken in the morning, supplied the fish department admirably. Our purveyor had purchased a Keim sheep ,-* and at six o'clock we went to dinner. Nothing could be more delicious than our fare; fish transferred from the sea to the kettle, and diminutive mutton, whose only fault was excessive fatness. We had a grouse, too, one of our stagers, but it was coarse and flavourless ; and if toughness be a test of years, I should set him down as coeval with Saint Patrick. The host joined us after dinner, and presented us with a bottle of genuine Inniskea. If such be the customary produce * Keim is a mountain district of Achil, celebrated for the flavour and fatness of its sheep. H S 100 A SEA BATH. of their stills, those gifted islanders are worthy of being canonized. Although our host's flask was a true Hollander, having an amplitude of bottom that would have put two degenerate wine-bottles to the blush, I regret to say such unyielding thirst beset us, that before any of the company sought a hammock, the honest Dutchman was left without a drop ! We were astir betimes next morning. It was an excel- lent shooting- day ; a brisk breeze had sprung up with the first of flood, and the fog rising gradually up the mountain- side, cleared the summit of Slieve More, leaving its rugged pinnacle a disordered mass of shivered granite sparkling in the sunshine. Our dogs were in beautiful condition ; and we were gratified to hear from a water-guard patrol, that, but an hour before, he had sprung a strong pack of birds on our pur- posed beat. But, alas ! the departed Dutchman had left us certain twinges in the head to make us recollect him, and we felt a nervous sensibility that was anything but favourable to good shooting. An immersion in the sea was recommended as a certain remedy, and our host conducted us to a rock, from which we could plunge into water four fathoms deep, and yet clear enough to enable us to observe the shells and pebbles at the bottom. We enjoyed a delightful ablution, returned new men to the watch-house, and, like giants refreshed, prepared for a good day's fag. So salutary proved our bath, that we breakfasted as if we had never drained a Dutchman in our lives. The dogs were duly coupled, and sundry disengaged gentlemen of the village, whom we found lounging at the door, were being invested with shot and game bags, when, roused by an exclamation of the keeper, we witnessed a curious scene. In a huge and inaccessible crag, on the east side of Slieve More, and immediately above the coast-guard station, the eagles had formed an aerie ; a fissure in the cliffs beyond the possi- bility of being disturbed by the approach of man, afforded these birds for many years a secure retreat. Here, annually, they produced their offspring, to the sad annoyance of the islanders, and more particularly the villagers of Dugurth. This morning they had descended from their rocky habitation, accompanied A PACK DISPOSED OF. 101 by two eaglets, evidently to teach their young to stoop and lift their prey.* The old birds tore up turfs from the mountain side, rose high in the air, and dropped them. The eaglets, in turn, stooped, and took them up again. This was frequently repeated, and the course of instruction having lasted half-an- hour, the eagles mounted to their aerie, and, leaving their progeny safely in the nest, sailed off upon the rising breeze to provide for the evening meal. We viewed the proceedings of this predatory family through the telescope of the coast-guard, who gave us many curious anecdotes of those daring and destructive birds. We took an opposite course to the barren beat we had yesterday pursued. The bogs were intersected by several mountain-streams, whose dry and heathy banks offered excel- lent feeding and shelter for grouse. Our success, however, was very indifferent to what we had anticipated, from the promising appearance of the ground, and we had spent an hour, hunting with two brace of prime dogs, before we saw a bird. We met numerous indications of a strong pack having recently visited the river, and left no place untried which birds might be expected to frequent. At last, we began to imagine that the eagles had been here before us, when at some distance a young setter dropped on a heathy brow that overhung the rivulet. We were advancing, but the. pack, alarmed by the sudden appearance of the dog above them, took wing, and we had to content ourselves with reckoning them, as they got up bird by bird. We counted nineteen, and concluded that two broods had packed accidentally.! They all pitched in a scat- tered manner on the side of a neighbouring eminence, and having marked them carefully down, we took up one brace of dogs, and with the other proceeded quietly to work. I never in my sporting experience saw a pack disposed of in better style. The dogs picked up the broken birds immediately, and with one miss (mine was the deed !) we brought nine brace * " The story of the eagle brought to the ground, after a severe conflict with a cat, which it had seized and taken up into the air with its talons, is very remarkable. Mr. Barber, who was an eye-witness of the fact, made a drawing of it, which he afterwards engraved." Bewick. f I have never known red grouse flock in Ireland. Excepting an accidental junction of two broods, I have not met with grouse in any considerable number. Broods will occasionally pack together, but it is not a commom occurrence. 102 ROCK-FISHING. to bag. The sole survivor probably roaded off during the slaughter, or threw himself into a hole in the heath, for we could not make him out. From our opening essay, we reckoned that this would prove an exterminating day ; but with the destruction of this pack our sport might be said to cease. For hours we traversed hills and crossed moors, meeting but one weak brood and a few stagers. We did find another brood, but the poults were scarcely able to leave the ground, and consequently were too weak for shooting. From their appearance, we concluded them to be a second progeny of birds, who had lost their first eggs by robbery or vermin. We met, however, a number of hares, and shot seven. These, with thirteen brace of grouse, filled the game bags. Our course homewards lay along the base of Slieve More. The evening was calm and sultry, and a number of men and women of all ages were seated on the rocks fishing for gun- ners,* or gaffing the horse-mackerel, which were seen in numbers on the surface of the water. This rock-fishing is more dangerous than productive, and many lives have been lost in pursuing it. Descending the precipices to reach the water's edge is attended with imminent risk : and as sudden and terrible swells come in frequently and unexpectedly from the Atlantic, many fishers have been swept off the rocks, and perished. Another perilous occupation of the female peasants is what they term " picking cranagh." This sea-weed, which forms a favourite esculent of the islanders, grows on the rocks that are but occasionally covered by the sea. Exposure to sudden swells from the ocean attends those who search for it, and loss of life has too often occurred. * The gunner is the common name given to the sea-bream by the fishermen of the western coast. They are found near the shore, in from five to fifteen fathom water, where the bottom is foul and rocky. The gunners are pretty, but insipid fish, and in variety of colour differ from each other more than any species of the finny tribe I have met with. In size, they seldom exceed three or four pounds : but from the avidity with hich they bite, they afford excellent amusement when the breeze is not sufficiently stiff to allow a take of mackerel and coal-fish. The bait generally used for gunners, is a small crab, broken, and bound about the hook with a thread ; and two hooks affixed to a trap- stick, with a light leaden plummet, comprise the simple apparatus requisite for this kind of sea fishing. MELANCHOLY ACCIDENT. 103 One accident, which happened not long since, was truly melancholy. A woman, the mother of several helpless chil- dren, and who but a month before had given birth to twins, perished in the sight of her family. No relief in such cases can be given : the reflux of these mountainous waves bears the victims away, and, with rare exceptions, the bodies are never found, as .they are either borne out to sea, or entombed in one of the many deep caverns with which the bases of these fearful precipices are perforated. We reached home at seven, made a hasty toilet, and dined sumptuously from mountain mutton and a fine John Dory, which the priest had sent us in our absence. Determined to eschew temptation, we avoided engaging a fresh Dutchman, which our host pressed upon us, and put in a quiet even- ing. After smoking a cigar, and discussing its necessary association of schnaps and water, we turned into our ham- mocks in such grave and philosophic moderation, as might have claimed the approbation of Sir Humphry, and entitled us to a place of honour in any Temperance Society in Great Britain. CHAPTER XIX. Prepare to leave Achil Visit to the Eagle's Cliff Attempts to destroy these birds Their depredations Partiality for black fowls Destroy fish Anecdote of an eagle and salmon Exterminate hares Their mode of coursing and catching salmon Foxes, numerous and destruc- tive Smaller birds of prey Run to Inniskea Devilawn Tarraon Difficult coast to land on Woman and Curragh Rabbit shooting Local sketches Twilight scenery Dangerous idiot Whisky Its excellence Copper stills Island seldom visited by the revenue Character of the islanders Particular in burying their dead Prone to litigation The lawsuit. FROM the scarcity of grouse in Achil, we altered our original plans, and decided upon sending our dogs back to the Lodge by a rowing-boat, and going in the hooker to visit the island of Inniskea. After breakfast we proceeded to embark our personals ; and having despatched our heavy luggage by the attendants, whom we ordered home, we ascended the hill, (while the crew were 104 VISIT TO THE EAGLE'S CLIFF. clearing and baiting their spillets,) in the vague hope of getting a shot at those predatory birds, of whose spoliations we had heard so much on the preceding evening. On reaching the bottom of the rock in whose face the aerie stands, we discovered that the old birds were absent ; and as the nest was formed in a deep fissure, we could not ascertain its situation exactly. But that the eagles' dwelling was above us was evident enough : the base of the cliff was strewn with bones and feathers, and the accumulation of both was extraordinary. The bones of rabbits, hares, and domestic fowls, were most numerous ; but those of smaller game, and various sorts of fish, were visible among the heap. Many attempts are annually made to destroy this predatory family ; but it is impossible to rob the nest. Situated two hundred feet above the base of the rock, it is, of course, unapproachable from below; and as the cliffs beetle over it frightfully, to assail it from above would be a hazardous essay. An enterprising peasant some years since was let down by a rope and basket ; but he was fiercely attacked by the old birds, and the basket nearly overturned. Fortunately, the cord was strong, and had sufficient length to allow his being lowered rapidly, or he would have undoubtedly sustained some bodily injury from the wings and talons of those enraged and savage birds.* * The following interesting anecdote is well authenticated: "Two eagles, in the wildest part of a neighbouring county, had for some time depredated on the neighbourhood, and bore away lambs, kids, &c., for the sustenance of their young. Some peasants determined, if possible, to obtain the young birds ; and ascended the mountains, but found that the nest was in a part of the perpendicular rock, near one hundred feet below the summit, and about three hundred above the sea, which, with terrific appearances, dashed against its base. They had provided them- selves with ropes, and a lad, armed with a cimetar, was by this means lowered by the rest. He arrived in safety at the nest, where, as he expected, he was attacked with infinite fury by one of the old eagles, at which he made a stroke with his sword, that nearly cut asunder the rope by which he was suspended. Fortunately, one strand of it remained. He described his state to his comrades, waiting in horrible expectation that the division of the cord would precipitate him to the bottom ; but though he might have been to die by a rope, it was not in this manner. He was cautiously and safely hauled up ; when it was found that his hair, which a quarter of an hour before had been of a dark auburn, had in that short period become perfectly white." THE EAGLE DESTRUCTIVE TO SALMON. 105 The village of Dugurth suffers heavily from its unfortunate proximity to the aerie. When the wind blows from a favourable point, the eagle in the grey of morning sweeps through the cabins, and never fails in carrying off some prey. To black fowls, eagles appear particularly attached ; and the villagers avoid as much as possible rearing birds of that colour. A few days before our arrival, one of the coast-guard, alarmed by the cries of a boy, rushed from the watch-house : the eagle had taken up a black hen, and as he passed within a few yards, the man flung his cap at him. The eagle dropped the bird; it was quite dead, however, the talons having shattered the back-bone. The villagers say (with what truth I know not) that turkeys are never taken. That the eagle is extremely destructive to fish, and parti- cularly so to salmon, many circumstances would prove. They are constantly discovered watching the fords in the spawning season, and are seen to seize and carry off the fish. One curious anecdote I heard from my friend the priest. Some years since, a herdsman, on a very sultry day in July, while looking for a missing sheep, observed an eagle posted on a bank that overhung a pool. Presently the bird stooped and seized a salmon, and a violent struggle ensued. When the herd reached the spot, he found the eagle pulled under water 106 SCARCITY OF GAME, by the strength of the fish, and the calmness of the day, joined to drenched plumage, rendered him unable to extricate himself. With a stone, the peasant broke the eagle's pinion, and actually secured the spoiler and his victim, for he found the salmon dying in his grasp. When shooting on Lord Sligo's mountains, near the Killeries, I heard many particulars of the eagle's habits and histoia^from a grey-haired peasant, who had passed a long life il^l^fcwilds. ^ ne scarcity of hares, which here were once abuml^T he attributed to the rapacity of those birds ; and he affirmed that, when in pursuit of these animals, the eagle evinced a degree of intelligence that appeared extra- ordinary. They coursed the hares, he said, with great judgment and certain success ; one bird was the active follower, while another remained in reserve, at the distance of forty or fifty yards. If the hare, by a sudden turn, freed herself from her most pressing enemy, the second bird Instantly took up the chase, and thus prevented the victim from having a moment's respite. He had remarked the eagles, also, while they were engaged in fishing. They chose a small ford upon the rivulet which connects Glencullen with Glandullah, and, posted on either side, waited patiently for the salmon to pass over. Their watch was never fruitless ; and many a salmon, in its transit from the sea to the lake, was transferred from his native element to the wild aerie in the Alpine cliff, that beetles over the romantic waters of Glencullen. Nor is it to birds of prey alone that the extreme scarcity of game upon this island may be attributed. Foxes are found here in numbers that appear incredible. The sides of Slieve More, in places formed of masses of disrupted rock, afford numerous and inaccessible burrows to those mischievous animals ; and the sand-banks, stocked with rabbits, offer them an easy and certain means of subsistence. Hence, their annual increase is wonderful ; and the numbers on the island may be estimated from this simple fact, that one of the coast- guard, who happened to have a 'coigple of good terriers, destroyed, in the space of a season eighteen full-grown foxes.* * Dr. Johnson, in his Tour to the Hebrides, remarks, " To check the ravages of the foxes in the Isle of Sky, the inhabitants set a price upon their heads, which, as the number diminished, has been gradually WOMAN AND CTJKRAGH. 107 The multitude of lambs lost by these depredators, has nearly deterred the islanders from keeping ewes ; and there is not a spot in Great Britain so persecuted by winged and footed vermin as this wild district. Of smaller birds of prey, there is a plentiful variety ; but the devastations of the greater tribe cause their minor larcenies to be unnoticed. With a light leading breeze, we stood across the bay, passed the Island of Devilawn, and, running through^gfc which separates Tarmon from Inniskea, came t6Teu|pV dis- tance of a quarter of a mile from the landing-place. It was low water, and the boats were all hauled up upon the beach. Even in the calmest weather, the greatest caution is requisite to protect them from the heavy and sudden swells that eternally break on this wild coast; and, if left within the reach of the surf, they are frequently stove before the careless crew are aware of danger. Anxious to land, we fired a gun, and, being upon an excellent bank for spillet-fishing, the boatmen adjusted their buoys, and commenced throwing their lines overboard. I was watching the progress made by a dozen of the islanders to launch a row-boat to the water, when suddenly, from beneath the opposite cliff, a floating substance appeared to issue from the side of the precipice. We had neared the shore considerably, and the object, of which I had previously but an indistinct view, was now more clearly seen. It was a woman sitting in a curragh, fishing for codling and gunners. Startled by the discharge of the musket, she pulled a short distance from the cliffs, and then lay-to upon her paddles, watching the hooker as she shot the spillets. " These lazy lubbers will be half an hour getting that heavy row-boat across the sand-ridge," said my kinsman. "Hail the curragh, Pattigo, and let us get ashore." To the shout of the skipper, a " cead fealtagh/' was returned ; the paddles dipped in the water, the light curragh skimmed over the surface like a sea-bird, and in a few minutes the female and her frail bark were rocking beneath the counter of the sailing-boat. raised, from three shillings and sixpence to a guinea ; a sum so great in this part of the world," adds the Doctor, " that in a short time Sky may be as free from foxes as England from wolves." The fund for tiiesa rewards is a tax of sixpence in the pound, imposed by the farmers oil themselves, and said to be paid with great willingness. 108 LANDING. I shuddered as I looked over the hooker's side at this crazy vehicle ; it was but a few slight hoops, secured together by cords, and overlaid by a covering of canvass, rendered water- proof by a coating of tar arid tallow. The machine was so unsubstantial, that a schoolboy could carry it easily upon his shoulders. Nor was its fragility alone that which rendered this bark so perilous ; from its peculiar construction, it scarcely rested on the surface of the sea ; and, consequently, the least change of position in the occupant, would inevitably capsize it ; and yet in this frail vessel the young islander sat in perfect security, a couple of hand-lines coiled at her feet, and the bottom of the curragh overspread with the produce of her fishery. Without the romance of Scott's beautiful boatwoman, there was something more than interesting in the air and look of this wild female. Free from that timidity which might be expected in the inhabitant of a remote coast, on her first introduction to strangers of a different grade in society, she laughed and jested with the boatmen ; and the play of her merry hazel eye, and the smile which disclosed a row of pure and even teeth, had really more in them to captivate, than the cold and regular charms of many a high-born beauty. " We must land singly," said my cousin ; "for your curragh is but a crank concern. Mind how you step in, Frank." But I had already determined against an embarkation, and accord- ingly declined the honour of being first adventurer. My timidity only excited the mirth of the sea-nymph ; and, unwilling to be laughed at by a woman, I took courage, and cautiously committed my person to the skiff; a change of position was of course necessary on the lady's part, and this she managed with such adroitness, that the equilibrium of the coracle was undisturbed. In a moment, her sculls were flashing in the waters, and we speedily reached the strand. The rowing-boat was now afloat, and pulling to the hooker to bring off my kinsman. My sea-nymph tossed her fish and paddles to a little boy, who was expecting her, received with a low curtsey the silver I presented as my passage-money, and, having returned her small purse to her bosom, she threw the curragh across her back, and left me, invoking tf God to bless my honour." The boat returned my cousin and our guns ; and while the dinner requisites were being brought ashore, we strolled towards the side of a hill, where we observed a number of rabbits at TWILIGHT SCENERY. 109 play. They were very numerous, and exhibited a greater variety than those of the other warrens that I had as yet visited. We selected some of the gayest colour for our practice, and whiled an hour away, until a summons from the cook recalled us to the village. The spillets had provided us sumptuously with flat-fish, and a present of shrimps and lobsters completed oar cuisine. The best house in the island had offered us its accommo- dation, and there was an appearance of comfort and rustic opulence in the furniture, that we had not anticipated when we landed. There are numerous chances and godsends incident to these islands, which the other lines of sea-coast seldom obtain. Frequent and valuable wrecks furnish the inhabitants with many articles of domestic utility. The drift timber from the Atlantic gives them an abundant supply for the building and repairs of boats and houses ; and immense quantities of sea- fowl feathers are annually collected upon the Black Rock, which is contiguous to Inniskea. The island affords excellent pasturage for sheep ; and thus timber, feathers, and wool, enable the inhabitants to have domestic comforts in abundance. In winter, the take of cod, hake, and ling, is inexhaustible ; peats are excellent and plenty, and food and fuel are conse- quently never scarce in Inniskea. These are, doubtless, great advantages over the interior districts, but they are barely necessary to compensate the other local inconveniences. Throughout the greater portion of the winter, all communication with the main is interrupted. The sick must die without relief, and the sinner pass to his account without the consolations of religion. Should anything beyond the produce of the island be requisite in the stormy months, it must be procured with imminent danger; and constant loss of life and property, forms the unhappy theme of the tales and traditions of this insulated people. A calm and misty twilight had fallen on Slieve More, and abridged the almost boundless range of ocean, over which the eye passed when we first landed. At a little distance the village girls were milking, carolling those melancholy ditties to which the Irish are so partial. I strolled among the rocks, and chose the narrow path, which the full tide left between its margin and the cliffs. The moon was rising now in exquisite beauty the water was rippling to the rocks one 110 A NATURAL. long and wavy line of molten silver undulated across the surface of the sea and there were wild cliffs and bolder headlands in glorious relief. No scene on earth could be more peaceful or romantic. I was indulging in delicious reverie, when something like a bird flitted hastily by again, and there was a heavy plump in the water. I looked up, a wild unearthly looking creature stood on the cliff above, in the very act of launching a huge stone at me ! Just then a female figure rose beside him, and with threats and blows drove him from the rock. It was my fair friend of the curragh, who seeing me take the lonely path I did, hastened after to warn me of the danger. She told me that the assailant was a dangerous lunatic ; he was treacherous beyond description, and his antipathy to women and strangers was remarkable. Many accidents had occurred from his savage disposition. He feared men and rarely attacked them ; but if he saw a female at a distance from the village, he would lurk with malignant perseverance for hours behind a bank or cliff to attack her unawares. Some of the island women had narrowly escaped death from this truculent monster, and few of the males but had at some time or other suffered injury from his hands ; a stone w r as his favourite missile, which he threw with wonderful force and precision. To my inquiry " Why this dangerous being was not removed to some asylum ?" my protectress replied with a smile, " He was but a poor natural, after all ; he was born in the island, and God forbid that they should send him among strangers." On conversing with my cousin afterwards, he told me that, in the west of Ireland, the peasantry had a superstitious veneration for idiots and madmen, and, like the Turks, believed that insanity and inspiration were only synonymes. The illicit whisky made in this island holds a first rank in the estimation of the poteein fancier. The cause of its superior excellency may arise from the insular situation of the place, enabling the distiller to carry on his business leisurely, and thus avoid the bad consequences attendant on hurrying the process, for to rapid and defective distillation may be ascribed the burnt flavour, so common in whisky produced within the range of the Revenue. The barley, also, grown in this and the other adjacent islands, is excellent and as the spirit is drawn from a copper still, it has many advantages to 'ecommend it. The illicit apparatus in common use is, with STILLS. Ill few exceptions, made of tin the capture of a copper still, from the superior value of the metal, would be a serious loss, and consequently a cheaper substitute is resorted to. Here, the still is considered a valuable heirloom in a family, and descends in due succession from father to son. When not in use, it is lowered by a rope into one of the deep caverns, with which the western face of the island abounds, and nothing but a treacherous disclosure by some secret enemy could enable the Revenue to discover the place where it is concealed, in any of the unfrequent visits they make to this remote spot. That the attention of the Preventive officers is not more particularly turned to a place notorious for its inroads on the Revenue, may appear strange. In fact, this island enjoys a sort of prescriptive privilege to sin against the ordinances of the Excise. This indulgence arises, however, not from the apathy of the Revenue, but from natural causes which are easily explained. A boat may approach Inniskea in the full confidence of a settled calm, and before an hour a gale may come on, that will render any chance of leaving it imprac- ticable, and weeks will elapse occasionally before an abatement of the storm would allow the imprisoned stranger to quit those dangerous shores. Hence, in his professional avoca- tions, the priest is obliged to watch the weather carefully before he ventures to visit Inniskea and it has not unfre- quently occurred, that the rites of religion have been inter- rupted, and the celebrant obliged to embark at a moment's notice, to avoid the consequences of being caught by a coming gale. The islanders, from constant observation of the pheno- mena of sea and sky, generally foresee the storm before it blows ; but even the oldest and most skilful inhabitant will frequently be surprised by an unexpected tempest. There are no people on earth more punctilious in the interment of the dead, than the peasantry of this remote district. A strange and unaccountable custom exists of burying different families, resident on the main, in island cemeteries, and great difficulty, and oftentimes imminent peril, attends the conveyance of a corpse to its insulated resting-place. No inducement will make those wild people inter a body apart from the tomb of its fathers, arid if a boat will live, the corpse will be transported to the family tomb. At times the weather renders this impracticable, but the 11.2 LEGEND OF A LAW-SUIT. deceased is kept for many days unbuired in the hope that the storm may subside ; and only when frail mortality evinces unequivocal tokens of decay, will the relatives consent to unite its dust with the ashes of a stranger. It is asserted, but with what truth I cannot pretend to state, that the inhabitants of Inniskea are prone to litigation, and a curious legend of a lawsuit is told upon the main, illustrative of this their quarrelsome disposition. A century ago, two persons were remarkable here for superior opulence, and had become the envy and wonder of their poorer neighbours. Their wealth consisted of a flock of sheep, when, unfortunately, some trifling dispute occurring between them, a dissolution of partnership was resolved upon. To divide the flock, one would suppose, would not be difficult, and they proceeded to partition the property accordingly. They possessed one hundred and one sheep ; fifty fell to each proprietor, but the odd one how was it to be disposed of ? Neither would part with his moiety to the other, and after a long and angry negotiation, the animal was left in common property between them. Although the season had not come round when sheep are usually shorn, one of the proprietors, requiring wool for a pair of stockings, proposed that the fleece should be taken off. This was resisted by his co-partner, and the point was finally settled by shearing one side of the animal. Only a few days after, the sheep was found dead in a deep ditch ; one party ascribed the accident to the cold feelings of the animal having urged him to seek a shelter in the fatal trench ; while the other contended, that the wool remaining upon one side had caused the wether to lose its equilibrium, and thus the melan- choly catastrophe was occasioned. The parties went to law directly, and the expenses of the suit actually devoured the produce of the entire flock, and reduced both to a state of utter beggary. Their descendants are pointed out to this day as being the poo/rest of the community, and litigants are frequently warned to avoid the fate of " Malley and M alone" Notwithstanding the uncertainty of weather in Inniskea is proverbial, we had no reason to complain. The sun rose gloriously from the ocean every cloud vanished from the rocky pinnacle of Slieve More a stiff breeze from the north-west blew steadily, and by nine o'clock we had em- barked our goods and persons ; and with as much wind as the MACKEREL FISHING. 113 hooker could carry her three sails to, we ran through the Sound of Devilawn, and bade adieu to this interesting and hospitable island. CHAPTER XX. Signs of Fish Mackerel Spillet-fishing Seal and Mermaids Anecdote The Bull's Mouth Preservation of a Ship The Fox and Cruiser The Lodge in a consternation Arrival The Colonel's Portmanteau Robbing, and its consequences. IT was evident that the bay was full of mackerel. In every direction, and as far as the eye could range, gulls and puffins were collected, and, to judge by their activity and clamour, there appeared ample employment for them among the fry beneath. We immediately bore away for the place where these birds were most numerously congregated, and the lines were scarcely overboard when we found ourselves in the centre of a shoal of mackerel. The hooker, however, had too much way. We lowered the foresail, double-reefed the mainsail, and then went steadily to work. Directed by the movements of the birds, we fol- lowed the mackerel, tacking or wearing the boat occasionally, when ^e found that we had overrun the shoal. For two hours we killed those beautiful fish, as fast as the baits could be renewed and the lines hauled in ; and when we left off fishing, actually wearied with sport, we found that we had taken above five hundred, including a number of the coarser species, known on this coast by the name of Horse Mackerel. There is not on sea or river, always excepting angling for salmon, any sport comparable to this delightful amusement. Spillet and long-line fishing are generally tedious and un- interesting ; and, unless the fish take freely, it is even with moderate success a tame and spiritless employment. How different is mackerel fishing! full of life and bustle, every thing about it is animated and exhilarating ; a brisk breeze, a fair sky, the boat in quick and constant motion, all is calculated to interest and excite. But hanging for hours above a spillet, or enduring the drudgery of lowering aud 114 SEAL AND MERMAIDS. hauling in an almost interminable length of line over the side of a motionless boat, is an abomination. Like mud- shooting, this is only work for a peasant, and should ac- cordingly be excluded from the list of gentlemanly pursuits, and consigned entirely to those with whom fishing is a trade ; and profit, not pleasure, the object of their pisca- tory occupations. He who has experienced the glorious sensations of sailing on the western ocean, a bright autumnal sky above, a deep green lucid swell around, a steady breeze, and as much of it as the hooker can stand up to, will estimate the exquisite enjoyment our morning's mackerel- fishing afforded. In following the shoal, we had crossed the bay, and got under the Achil shore. Having made sail again, we stretched over towards the Bull's Mouth, attracted by an immense play of sea- fowls. It was nearly low water, and while running past Innisbiggle, we observed several seals basking on the rocks. One was so curiously couched among the seaweed, as to render its species a subject of doubt and discussion, until the close approach of the boat obliged it to quit the rock, and thus afford a distinct view, while, to use the skipper's phrase, it wabbled to the water. From the strange and undefined ideas the seal's first appearance occasioned, accus- tomed as we were to see the animal in its varied attitudes of action or repose, it is not surprising that numerous and ridi- culous extravagances have had their origin in the Phocse tribe being seen under accidental circumstances by the wild and credulous peasantry of this remote district. To these animals, the submarine beings, who have for ages delighted the lovers of the marvellous, may, without much difficulty, be traced ; and many a wonder-stricken fisherman imagined himself watching the movements of a mermaid, while all the time he was only staring at a sea-calf. A whimsical instance of the credulity of the peasantry was mentioned by my kinsman. Some years ago, a party engaged in a fishing excursion on the coast, came- to in Achil Sound, and, leaving the boat, took up their quarters for the night in the priest's house, which was situated in a neighbouring village. One of the company was hunch-backed, with a face cf singular and grotesque expression. Having indulged gloriously over-night in the native beverage, which the honest priest most liberally supplied, the little gentleman found ANECDOTE. 115 himself rather amiss in the morning, and determined to try what salutary effect the cool sea-breeze might have upon the fever warmth his nocturnal revelry had raised. He left the cabin accordingly, and the early hour, with the islanders' celebrity for a simplicity of costume, induced him to postpone the business of the toilet to a more conve- nient season, and to sally forth in perfect dishabille. For a time he straggled along the shore, until reaching the point of land which forms the entrance of Achil Sound, he selected a smooth stone, and deposited his person among the rocks, to meditate the hour away, before whose expiry he could not expect that breakfast would be paraded in the cabin. It was dead low- water. Half-a-dozen row-boats, bound for the fair of Newport, and filled with men and women, were rowing merrily to the Bull's Mouth, intending to enter it upon the first of flood. Having approached close to the spot where the little gentleman was ensconsed among the seaweed, up popped an outrt countenance, surmounted by a scarlet night- cap ! The effect was sudden, for till now a rock had con- cealed him from the boats. Instantly the women screamed, and the men betrayed unequivocal symptoms of dismay. But when the dwarf, remarking their alarm, skipped upon the stone, and uttered a wild unearthly yell which reverberated from rock to rock, the boats put about directly, and abandoned the fair of Newport, men and women, with one consent, made off for their respective homes as fast as four oars could carry them. The awful intelligence was promulgated with incredible rapidity through Erris and Bally croy. The same Leprehawn who was seen the year before the French* had reappeared, to harbinger, no doubt, some local or national calamity. To this day, the credulity of the islanders has never been dis- abused, and Tom's uncouth face and scarlet nightcap is often fearfully expected to rise over the rocks by the belated fisher- man, as he runs through its dangerous opening to shelter for the night in Achil Sound. The Bull's Mouth is rarely entered but with flood-water, or * The landing of the French is a common epoch among the inhabitant! of Ballycroy. Ask a peasant his age, and he will probably tell you, " he was born two or three years before or after the French." I 2 116 THE BULI/S MOUTH. a powerful leading wind ; and the southern outlet of the sound at Achil Beg is similarly circumstanced. These straits are deep and dangerous, for through them the waters which flow from Blacksod and Clew Bay, and fill this extensive channel and its surrounding estuaries, rush with amazing violence ; and the rapidity with which the tides enter and recede is frightful. The opposing currents flow nearly north and south, and meet and separate at the ruins of an ancient salt-house. Here, the old mountain-road terminated, and at the Farsett as the ford across the estuary is termed the passenger can earliest cross to the island from the mainland. Indeed, the intercourse with Achil was in former days limited enough. Few persons, except those engaged in smuggling, visited this insulated dis- trict ; and many an islander lived and died without having ever seen a town. The fishing-boats and hookers, whose easy draught of water will permit it, naturally prefer a passage through the sound, when voyaging from Erris to Clew Bay, rather than the longer and more exposed course of rounding Achil Head. To effect it, however, requires some skill, and a strict attention to the tides. On the Farsett, the depth at high- water seldom exceeds eight or nine feet : and as the flow and recession of the opposing waters is astonishingly rapid, the boat must enter upon one and retire upon the other. The passage, if effected, is consequently but very short, and the sound may be cleared in an hour, with the same wind that would occupy an entire day, if Achil Head were doubled. In bad weather, both entrances, however, are dangerous in the extreme, and care and seamanship are necessary to pass either with safety. The peasantry are habituated to this voyage, and comparatively little risk ensues. Still many accidents have occurred small boats have foundered in the attempt and large hookers, when deeply laden, have perished in the conflicting eddies which opposite winds and tides occa- sion. The most cautious boatmen are sometimes overtaken by squalls from the surrounding hills and night and drunken- ness have, alas ! been more fatal than all besides. Yet the Bull's Mouth, like the ordeal of mortal inquietude, leads to its haven of rest. In a gale from the westward, when the Atlantic tumbles with mountainous fury into Blacksod Bay, the fishing-boat, once within the sound, finds smooth THE FOX AND CRUISER. 117 and unbroken water. Hence, when the weather breaks, the hookers seek its shelter, there to wait until the storm moderates. Nor is it to the fisherman alone that the Bull's Mouth has afforded shelter and protection. Not many years ago, a large American vessel was driven upon the coast by a continuance of westerly winds, and unable to work off, was fairly embayed within Blacksod. Shipwreck appeared inevitable anchor after anchor was let go, but the tremendous swell from the ocean parted the cables, and the vessel drifted rapidly towards the shore. The wild and rock-bound coast to leeward terrified the crew, and, in despair, they committed themselves to their boat, abandoning the ship to her fate. A hooker's crew, which had been caught by the gale, witnessed the desertion of the vessel, and although boarding her was a service of danger, they determined to attempt her rescue. They suc- ceeded, and the derelict bark was carried safely within the sound. To the Bull's Mouth, also, one of his Majesty's cruisers was indebted for her deliverance. During the last American war, an enemy's schooner of formidable force dragooned the coast from Arran to the Stags of Broad Haven. JShe landed where she pleased, and amused herself by burning every coaster that was silly enough to leave her harbour. In Achil the Fox was quite at home, the crew trafficked, danced, and drank among the islanders, with as much sang-froid as if Paul Jones had been commander. But this could not last for ever. Some heavy sloops and brigs were ordered from the southward, and the Fox was reluctantly obliged to disappear. A revenue cruiser, that had been long blockaded in Westport Bay, took heart and ventured out. The enemy was out of sight, and, with a clear sea, old Morris rounded Achil Head. When the scarecrow vanishes, it is marvellous how rapidly one's courage is rekindled ; and too late the Nepean discovered that the odds between herself and the privateer were not so desperate. In point of men and metal the Fox was indeed overwhelming, but etill, steady discipline and close fighting might do wonders. Morning dawned and its first light showed the infernal Fox but two short miles to windward ! Away went the cutter, and away went the privateer. With singular audacity the Fox followed into the bay, came up hand-over-hand, and gained upon the cruiser, until the long two-and-thirty , which the 118 THE Yankee mounted amidships, began to throw its shot to a most alarming proximity. The Bull's Mouth was before, and a rakish schooner that, to use a fancy phrase, " would not be denied," was astern ; there was no alternative, and for the first, the most probably the last time, the King's bunting sought safety within the sound of Achil. Finding her water lessen for she had actually crossed the Ridge Point before she hauled her wind the Fox abandoned the pursuit, and left the Irish coast for America, where she duly arrived, after a daring and destructive, but a very unprofitable cruise. Safely landed at the Lodge, but all is in an uproar ! Colonel Dwyer, an honoured and expected visitor, has arrived in safety, but he comes minus his portmanteau, which some delinquent, neither having the fear of hanging or my kinsman's wrath before his eyes, abstracted from Andy Bawn, to whom its safe delivery was entrusted. Nothing can surpass the surprise and consternation this event occasions the women are clamorous the men curse fluently in Irish and, from the vows of eternal vengeance which are uttered against the spoliator of the Colonel's wardrobe, I should imagine, in case of apprehension, that the ceremony of waiting till the next assizes will be dispensed with. Antony " remembers the country these seventy years : many a robbery happened in his time, but God stand between him and evil ! to take a gentleman's property, and he coming to the master ! If it was a stranger, why there would be no great harm," &c. &c. Fear and poteein disturb the concatenation of ideas, and Andy Bawn's is anything but a lucid narrative. There is a confused account of the Bridge of Ballyveeney, and a dark man, and the clicking of a gun-cock. Now it appears that Andy is at feud with a Mr. Burke, who finished a relative of his with a turf-slane* and in consequence has deemed it advisable to take to the mountain until terms can be arranged with the widow. Meantime, being a gentleman of active disposition, he occupies his leisure hours upon the highway, and all parties are unanimous in saddling him with the spolia- tion of the portmanteau. I am inclined to suspect, that my kinsman hitherto sported deaf -adder to any rumour of Burke * An implement used for cutting turf, and heads occasionally. CONSEQUENCES OF THE ROBBERY. 119 being concealed within his territory but 1 think now, the sooner Mr. Burke levants the better. There is a settled gloom upon my cousin's brow, and yonder consultation with his foster-brother, my island friend, bodes the present pro- prietor of the portmanteau little good. To intercept a visi- tor's effects, was indeed to " Beard the lion in his den, The Douglas in his hall." But dinner is announced. I wish the value of the Colonel's assets could be ascertained, and that I dared liquidate the amount. An earthquake, I think, would not have created half the sensation. My kinsman is dreadfully irate his feudal power is shaken to the centre, and either he or Mr. Burke must leave Ballycroy. It is quite evident that he tacitly permitted the outlaw to conceal himself in this neighbourhood, and considered that he existed but by his sufferance. There is a strange dash of barbarism among the old proprietors still. To hunt a felon down, who acknow- ledges the supremacy of the master, would be Infra dignita tern. The good old system would then be at an end and, in time* even a bailiff might pass what has been the Ultima Thule * the law, and live. My cousin is aware of this. He feels that the rights and immunities of his modern Alsatia must not be lightly compromised. His rent-roll may be small, but he can boast, as Dick Martin did of Connemara, that " here, thank God ! the King's writ is not worth a halfpenny." Hence the impudence* of Mr. Burke is intolerable. An embassy will be dispatched, and if the Colonel's wardrobe be not forthwith restored, with full satisfaction for the insult, I hold the value of the outlaw's life to be not worth a pin's fee. * I remember hearing this word used in a court of justice in a most curious sense. A man was on trial, capitally indicted for murder. The chief witness on his examination detailed the leading incidents his being awakened by cries of help, rising, striking a light, opening his door, and finding a man dead upon the threshold. " And what did you do next, my friend ?" interrogated the crown lawyer. " Why," replied the witness, with amazing sangfroid, " 1 called out, * Are any of ye there that kilt the boy ? By J s, I'll give a thirteen to him who'll tell me who it was that had the impudence to murder a man at my door !' " 120 CONSEQUENCES OF THE ROBBERY. Indeed the whole esprit de corps is up the multitudinous idlers of the Lodge are concocting schemes of vengeance. The honour of the "ancient house" is at stake; and the very women are roused to action. Old Antony himself is not supine he does not, like Diogenes at Sinope, contemplate the general activity with indifference : while all besides are turning the secular arm against the delinquent, the Otter-killer will call in the assistance of the Church, and, by the blessing of God, he will have Mr. Burke cursed in two chapels next Sunday, and in a style too, that he expects shall give universal satisfaction to all concerned. Nor am I, though unassailed in dignity or effects, upon a bed of roses . Who shall say where this business will termi- nate ? We shall exchange deer-shooting for robber-hunting ; and night and the mount* Vis being unfavourable to identity of the person, I may be shot by mistake for an outlaw, or find myself in some ravine, t&e-a-tdte with Mr. Burke ! I plead guilty to constitutional nervousness, and for the last hour my kinsman and his visiter have been seeking a parallel case in a number of outrages, that are quite sufficient to ruin a man's rest for the winter. What memories they have ! There has not been a house robbed for the last century with whose localities the}?- are not as well acquainted as the builder ; and in murder-cases, they display an anatomical experience that is surprising ! Hennessey, who seldom shows, has been eternally with us since the cloth was lifted, and having received his final instructions, (I hope,) has disappeared. Lord ! the tall, gaunt, care-worn, homicidal look of the man, as with a double gun across his arm, and a case of pistols projecting from his coat-pockets, he took the wine his patron gave him ! but, " chacun a son gotit," my kinsman would not lose him for a thousand, while his very look gives me the horrors ! Even the Piper appears to have caught the general infection : he has been lilting a full hour not a jig or strathspey, but love-lorn ditties, and the most lamentable compositions that ever issued from the bag or chanter. Would I were in England again ! for what is matrimony to manslaughter ? I have been for a moment out to breathe the cool sea-breeze, and passing the window peeped into that refugium peccatorum the kitchen. The keeper is Hinting a blunderbuss ! There is security in Terracina contrasted with this cabin, and the \bruzzi is a land of Goshen compared THE COLONEL'S STORY. 121 with the mountains of Ballycroy ! I wish I were in bed ; and why there to dream of everything felonious ! I may as well submit with Turkish endurance it is the will of Allah. The Colonel replenishes the fire, apportioning turf and bog deal in such scientific proportion, that it is evident he is making himself up for a wet evening ; and the cork our host is now extracting, will be merely avant- courier to three flasks which I see lurking in the cooper. Oh, that a deputation from the Temperance Society would drop in ! But why complain ? 'tis useless. The Colonel has discharged a bumper to the speedy demolition of Mr. Burke ! Nor has he forgotten to replenish again. The man is honest a person that one might safely drink with in the dark. He clears his throat, and that cough preliminary is the prologue of a story. I must, in common courtesy, be attentive. This long and steady pinch is alarming, and we are on the brink of some desperate detail ! CHAPTER XXI. The Colonel's Story The Night Attack. " IT is thirty-five years this very month, since I was quar- tered with my regiment in ford ; I recollect the time particularly, for I got my Company in the thirty-seventh on the same day that I received an invitation from a Mr. Morden, with whom I had formed a mail-coach acquaintance, to spend a week with him, and join his nephew in partridge -shooting. This gentleman's house, was fourteen miles distant from the town, and situated in a very retired part of the country. It was a wild but beautiful residence, placed upon the extremity of a peninsula which jutted into an extensive lake. To a sportsman it offered all the inducements that shooting and fishing could afford. But it had others besides these ; no man lived better than Mr. Morden and his daughter Emily, and an orphan cousin, who resided with her, were decidedly the finest women who had attended the last race-ball. No wonder then that I accepted the old gentleman's invitation willingly, and on the appointed day put myself into a post-chaise, and reached the place in time for dinner. 12.2 THE COLONEI/S STORY. "The house was one of those old-fashioned, comfortable Irish lodges, which are now extinct, or only to be seen in rains. It was a long low building, covered with an infinity of thatch, which bade defiance to rain, cold, and storm. The tall and narrow casements reached the ground, a handsome flower-knot extended in their front bounded by a holly hedge, and woodbine and other creepers festooned the windows with their leaves and berries. At some distance a well- stocked haggard peeped over a spacious range of offices ; the lawn was studded with sheep, which appeared overburdened with good condition ; and as I drove up the avenue, 1 passed a well- featured, well-clad simpleton, urging before him from a neigh- bouring stubble-field, a flock of turkeys as formidable for numbers as for size. In short, everything about the place bespoke the opulence and comfort of the proprietor. " Mr. Morden was a clever and respectable man ; he was land-agent to several large estates noted for plain and unpre- tending hospitality, punctuality in business, and a character of unusual determination. " The old gentleman received me with friendly sincerity, and his handsome daughter added a warm welcome. They apologized for not having company to meet me, but ' two families which they had expected, had been detained by some unforeseen occurrences at home/ Dinner was shortly after served. Like the host, it was excellent without display the wines were superior and when the ladies left us, the claret went round the table merrily. " ' We are in trouble here/ said Mr. Morden, addressing me, ' and you have come to a house of mourning. We have just suffered a serious, I may say irreparable loss, in the sudden death of two favourite dogs. They were of the genuine breed of Newfoundland, and for size, courage, and sagacity, unequalled. Poor Emily has cried incessantly since the accident/ " ' Were they stolen ?' " ' Oh, no ! I wish they were, for that would afford a hope that chance or money might recover them. No, Sir, they would not follow a stranger ; alas ! they died yesterday by poison. We unfortunately laid arsenic in a meal-loft to destroy rats and yet how the poor animals could have got to it is a mystery ; the steward declares the key never left his possession. I would give a hundred guineas the meal THE COLONEI/S STORY. 123 had been in the bottom of the lake. By Jove ! no loss, short of the death of a friend, could have given us all so much uneasiness. They were my daughter's companions by day, and my protectors at night. Heigh ho! Come, Sir, pass the wine/ Tears stood in the old gentleman's eyes as he spoke of his unhappy favourites, and from the valuable properties of the lost dogs, it was not surprising that their death occasioned so much regret to the family. " We joined the ladies in the drawing-room. After tea Mr. Morden took a bedroom-candle, and apologised for retiring. Old habits best suit old people, Captain ; but I leave you with the ladies, who will sit up till cock-crow, if you please :' and bidding us a good night, he departed. " ' Emily/ said young Morden, ' you are still thinking of your favourites ; well, I will ride the country over, till I find you a handsome dog. Julia, hand me that violin from the piano, and Captain Dwyer will dance a reel with you and Emily/ " ' Heavens ! who is at the window ?' exclaimed Miss Morden, suddenly ; * it looked like that nasty beggarman who has been haunting the house and grounds these three days. Ah, Wolf and Sailor! had you been living, that vagabond would not have ventured here at this late hour/ Henry Morden had left the room on hearing his cousin's exclamation, but soon returned, assuring the lady that the beggar was a creature of her imagination ; he had searched the shrubbery and flower-garden, and no mendicant was to be found in either. " The alarm was cpeedily forgotten, and we danced reels till supper was announced. The doors were locked, the win- dows fastened, the ladies wished us good night, and retired to their respective chambers. " Henry and I remained for some time in the eating-room ; the clock struck twelve, and young Morden conducted me to my apartment, and took his leave. " I felt a strange disinclination to go to bed, and would have given anything for a book. For temporary employment, I unlocked my gun-case, put my fowling-piece together, and examined whether my servant had sent all necessary apparatus along with me. I opened the window- cur tains. The moon a full bright harvest moon was shining gloriously on the lawn and lake : I gazed on the sparkling surface of the waters till 124 THE I felt the chill of the night-breeze ; then closing the shutters, reluctantly prepared to undress. " I had thrown my coat and vest aside, when a distant crash was heard, and a fearful noise with oaths and screams succeeded. I rushed into the corridor, and encountered a terror-stricken maid- servant running from the extremity of the passage. Miss Morden next appeared ; she was in complete dishabille, and had hastily thrown on a dressing- gown. ' Good God! Captain Dwyer, what has occurred?' A volley from without prevented my reply, and the crashing of the windows, as the glass was splintered by the bullets, made it unnecessary. ' The house is attacked/ she said ; and then with amazing self-possession added, 'There are always loaded guns above the kitchen fire-place/ We both ran down the corridor, she to alarm her father, and I to procure a weapon ; young Morden, armed with a sword, met us. ' The attack is upon the kitchen/ he said, hastily ; ' it is our weakest point ; this way, Captain/ and we both entered it together. "There was a bright fire burning on the hearth. The large window was shattered to pieces, and the idiot I had noticed on the lawn, was standing beside the ruined case- ment armed with a spit, making momentary passes at the breach, and swearing and bellowing frightfully. I leaped upon a table to seize two muskets which were suspended in the place Miss Morden had described. I handed one to Henry, when the fire blazed out suddenly, and discovered me to the banditti without. Instantly, three or four shots were discharged. I heard a bullet whistle past my head, and felt something strike my shoulders like a sharp cut from a whip, as a slug grazed me slightly but having secured the gun I jumped from the table uninjured. We heard Mr. Morden in the passage his manner was calm and collected, as he ordered the servant-men to the front of the house, and dispatched his daughter for ammunition. " Meanwhile, a dropping fire continued from without for from within no shot had been returned, as the robbers sheltered themselves effectually behind the angles of the offices and the piers of the gates. From some hurried words we overheard they were arranging a determined attack. " ' They will make a rush immediately/ said the elder Morden coolly, ' and here comes Emily in good time ; don't THE COLONEI/S STORY. 125 come in, love !' and he took some forty or fifty cartridges which she had brought in the skirt of her dressing-gownd. Notwithstanding the peril of our situation, I could but not gaze a moment on the white and statue-looking limbs of this brave and beautiful girl. ' Go, love, tell John to bring the Captain's gun-case from his chamber ; and do you, Emily, watch from the end window, and if you perceive any movement that side, apprize us of it here. Now, my boys, be cool I'll give my best horse to him who shoots the first man. You have a good supply of ammunition, could we but coax the scoundrels from their shelter and I'll try a ruse. 9 The old gentleman took the idiot's spit, placed a coat upon it, while Henry and I chose a position at either side of the broken window. Mr. Morden raised the garment to the breach ; it was indistinctly seen from without ; three bullets perforated it, and it fell. ' He's down, by !' roared a robber, exultingly. ' Now, Murphy, now's your time ; ' smash in the door with the sledge !' Instantly a huge ruffian sprang from behind a gable, and his rush was so sudden that he struck twice with shattering force. We heard the hinges give we saw the door yielding and at that critical moment young Morden' s gun missed fire ! ' Curses light upon the hand that loaded it !' he cried as he caught up an axe and placed himself determinately before the door, which we expected to be momentarily driven in. Murphy, perceiving the tremendous effects of his blows, called to his comrades to ' be ready.' He stood about five yards from me the sledge was raised above his head and that blow would have shivered the door to atoms. I drew the trigger the charge, a heavy one of duck- shot, passed like a six-pound bullet through the ruffian's body, and he dropped a dead man upon the threshold. ' Captain Dwyer/ said Mr. Morden, calmly, ' the horse is yours f " I had now received my own double gun, and gave the musket I had used so successfully to Henry Morden. The death of the ruffian with the sledge brought on a heavy fire, from his comrades. Between the volleys they summoned us to surrender, with fearful denunciations of vengeance if we resisted longer. We were within a few yards of each other, and during the intervals of the firing, they poured out threats, and we sent back defiance. ' Morden, you old scoundrel !' exclaimed the captain of the gang, ' in five 126 minutes we'll have your heart's blood.' ' No/ was the calm reply, ' I'll live to see you arrayed in cap and halter.' ' Surrender, or we'll give no quarter.' ' Cowardly scoundrel ! come and try your hand at the sledge !' said the old gentle- man, with a cold and sarcastic smile, as he turned his eye on me, where I was watching the door, with the confidence a man feels who has his own trustworthy weapon to depend upon. " ' Morden ! we'll burn the house about ye.' c Will you put the coal in the thatch, Bulger T ' Morden, you have a daughter !' and the ruffian pronounced a horrid threat. The old man shuddered, then in a low voice, tremulous with rage he muttered, ' Bulger, I'll spare five hundred pounds to hang you, and travel five hundred miles to see the sight.' " ' The coal ! the coal !' shouted several voices, and unfortunately the scoundrels had procured one in the laundry. ' By heaven ! they will burn us out/ said Henry, in alarm. * Never fear !' replied his cooler uncle ; ' the firing must have been heard across the lake, and we'll soon have aid sufficient.' But a circumstance occurred, almost miraculously, that averted the threatened danger. The moon became suddenly overcast heavy rain- drops fell arid in an instant an overwhelming torrent burst from the clouds, rendering every attempt the rob- bers made to ignite the thatch abortive. ' Who dare doubt an overruling Providence ?' said the old gentleman, with enthu- siasm : ' surely God is with us !' " The storm which came to our relief appeared to dispirit our assailants, and their parley recommended. ' Morden/ said the captain of the banditti, ' you have Lord 's rent in the house ; give us a thousand pounds, and we'll go off and leave you/ useless, but for cleaning. Those who are acquainted with the localities of that, country know that turf is of trifling value. No limit is consequently placed upon its consumption ; it is calculated only by the stack or the boatful, and hence more fuel was wasted iu my lodge than would supply three moderate houses. Yet so penetrating is the damp from the ocean breeze, that the house-arms rusted above the fire-places, and the pistols I kept upon my table would spot if not frequently examined, and dry- rubbed with a flannel cloth. I* 146 AN EXPLOSION. nership concern. For this purpose it was large enough in all conscience, being an old-fashioned horn, bound with brass, and capable of holding a pound of powder. We filled it to the top. At a short distance from the house, a snipe sprang un- expectedly I killed it and in attempting to reload, the charge ignited in the barrel, and the horn blew up in rny hand. My clothes were reduced to tinder, my hat scorched, my hair and eyebrows burned off, but excepting a slight cut in my hand, otherwise I was perfectly uninjured. Not a fragment of the flask, but one shattered piece of horn, could be found upon the unbroken surface of the snow. H , who was about one hundred yards distant from me, described the explosion as louder than the report of a nine-pound er ; yet, to me, the noise seemed trifling. Was not this escape miraculous? " The second explosion, in which I perpetrated arson, occurred some ten miles up the river. By some uuhappy mischance, I took out a flask of condemned powder, and the accident was not discovered until it was too late to be remedied. To dry the powder was the alternative ; and we repaired for this purpose to the only house within four miles of the place, a shieling occupied by an old herdsman and his wife. " The powder was spread upon a wooden platter, and laid at a sufficient distance from the fire ; and while I stirred it with a ramrod at a distance, one of my attendants conceived it a fit- ting opportunity to roast a cast of potatoes in the embers. Both operations went forward successfully. The powder was almost dry the potatoes nearly roasted, when my follower ingeniously contrived to introduce a coal into the loose powder. This in- cident, though trifling in itself, made an immediate alteration in affairs. The roof of the cabin was dry as tinder, while tow, flax, and* other combustible matters, were stored immediately above the hearth. In a moment all was in flames the potato- roaster blown into the corner, and I, either by fear or gunpow- der, capsized in another direction. "The agony of the poor old woman, who fortunately was outside the hovel when the explosion took place, was pitiable. In five minutes her cabin was a ruin and to her that wretched shieling was worth a marble palace. For a time she could not be pacified. In vain she was assured ' that the master would build her a new house, wider, and bigger, and A CALM NIGHT. 147 warmer, ay, and that should have a wooden door!' but, like another Rachel, she mourned, and refused to be comforted. " Two or three days removed her sorrow. I sent assistance, and, progressing, like another Aladdin, the cabin rose, Phcenix- like, from its ashes. It is now the envy of the passing travel- ler ; and as the old couple close their wooden door at night, they pray for the Masters long life, and bless God that ' a pound of powder blew up at their fire-side/ " But see ! old John's signal flies at the flag- staff. In with that endless spillet, Pattigo ! Pshaw ! red gurnets, codlings, flat-fish, with skates and rays eternally. Now, out reefs on with the big jib nay, my dear Colonel, I am commander. Ease away the sheets. Ha I she stoops to it ! Hish ! she travels Carry on, Pattigo the Colonel is aboard, ' Casarem vehis !' She does scrape the sand a little ; but we are fairly over the l ar John's dinner signal would make any man a hero." CHAPTER XXV. A calm night Sand-eel fishing Dangerous to the fair sex Cockles Crabs Scallops Oysters Punt adrift My brother's shoes Seal sur- prised Incident Gun burst Birmingham guns Percussion locks London makers Barrel-making Gun-making Inferior guns Shoot- ing accident. IT was nearly dark, but the night was calm and warm. I stole from the heated room to indulge in a luxurious smoke al fresco ; and seated upon the wall of the little pier, puffed away in Turkish indolence. The swell upon the bar was par- ticularly distinct, as, in successive falls, the wave burst upon the sands, and ran hissing up the beach, till its volume of water broke and subsided. The tide was almost out, and the river which forms the channel of the estuary, would hardly reach beyond the knee ; and I thought of the singular con- trast that existed between the quiet stream, now scarcely a stone's throw ovei, and the fierce and lowering water which a westerly gale forces in, rushing every moment with in- creased violence from the ocean, and threatening to burst over bank and rock that opposed a barrier to its rage. My L 2 148 SAND-EEL FISHING. musings were, however, speedily interrupted ; voices came to- wards me from opposite directions, and loud t and frequent laugh replied to rustic badinage and youthful romping. My cousin joined me, and from him I ascertained that the jolly parties who seemed every were scattered over the sands beyond the river, where the village girls assembled to collect sand-eels, an employment they would pursue till the return- ing tide filled the estuary again. A little flat punt, which the servants use for bringing spring water from the bent banks, \vas speedily placed upon the river, and we pushed over to the opposite strand, and found ourselves surrounded by several hundreds of the young villagers of both sexes, who were busily engaged in this curious species of night - fishing. The sand-eels are generally from four to nine inches in length, and lie beneath the surface seldom deeper than a foot. The method of taking them is very simple ; it is effected by passing a case-knife or sickle with a blunted edge, quickly through the sands ; and by this means the fish is brought to the surface, and its phosphoric brilliancy betrays it instantly. At the particular times during the summer .months when these eels run in upon the estuary, quantities sufficient to fill several barrels have been collected during a night. When dressed the fish is reckoned by the peasantry a great delicacy, but to my taste it is much too strong. But they are sought after for other purposes : from the particular brilliancy of the skin they make an admirable bait for flat-fish ; and hence a spillet-sttee prefers them to every other kind, as they are much more durable than the lug,* and infinitely preferable to eels of a coarser size. In speaking of this nocturnal fishery, if a search in the sands may be so termed, my cousin said that it was a source of considerable trouble to himself and the priest in their res- pective vocations : for accidents of a delicate description were occasionally to be lamented, and many an unhappy calamity was traced to " the returning from the sand-eels/' Whether the danger of this curious pursuit enhanced its enjoyment is questionable ; but, regardless of the frequent mishaps, which prudent mothers would of course duly enumerate, the fair por- * The sand-worm used by fishermen. LOBSTERS CRABS. 149 tion of the peasantry waited anxiously for twilight, and then, fortified by maternal advice and female resolution, set off in troops to the strand to share the pleasures and the perils of this interesting but dangerous amusement. A crowd of a more youthful description of the peasantry, are collected every spring-tide to gather cockles on the same sands by daylight when the tide answers. The quantities of these shell-fish thus procured would almost exceed belief; and I have frequently seen more than would load a donkey, col- lected during one tide by the children of a single cabin. They form a valuable and wholesome addition to the limited variety that the Irish peasant boasts at his humble board ; and afford children, too young for otHer tasks, a safe and useful employment. Indeed, its plentiful supply of shell-fish may be enumerated among the principal advantages which this wild coast offers to its inhabitants. Along the cliffs, whether in the islands or on the main, lobsters are found in abundance ; and, if the peasan- try possessed the necessary means for prosecuting the fishery, it might at times afford them a lucrative employment. But, simple as the apparatus is, they do not possess it ; and the lobsters obtained by sinking pots and baskets in the deep sea, are taken by strangers, who come for this purpose from a con- siderable distance. Those killed by the islanders are only procurable at low springs, when the ebbing of the water beyond its customary limits, permits caves and crannies in the rocks being investigated, which in ordinary tides could not be entered. Crabs are found on this coast of considerable size and sufficiently numerous. Like the lobsters, they are only acci- dentally procured ; but there is no doubt but a large supply could be obtained if proper means were employed to take them. The most esteemed of all the shell-fish tribe by the western fishermen is the scallop, which here is indeed of very superior size and flavour. They are commonly found by the oyster- dredgers in deep water ; and are estimated so highly as a luxury, as to cause their being transferred to the next gentle- man who may have been serviceable to the peasant who finds them, or whose future favour it may be advisable to propitiate. Indeed, in former days, and those too not very distant from our own times, to approach a justice of the peace without 150 OYSTERS PUNT ADRIFT. " a trifle for his honour," would be an offence of passing magnitude ; a basket of chickens, a cleave of scallops, or an ass-load of oysters, harbingered the aggriever and the aggrieved. If these formulse were not duly attended to, the fountain of taw was hermetically sealed ; and a house functionary for all the servants on the establishment were " four pound con- stables" announced that ft his honour would do no justice," and bundled off the applicant to some one more approachable of his Majesty's numerous and poor esquires. The oysters found in the bays and estuaries along this coast are of a very superior quality ; and their quantity may be inferred from the fact, that on the shores where they are bedded, a turf-basket large enough to contain six or seven hundred, can be filled for a sixpence. A couple of men will easily, and in a few hours, lift a horse- load ! arid, notwith- standing the numbers carried off by sailing-boats from Clare and Munster, the stock appears to be little reduced by the constant dredging. There are besides these, other shell- fishes greatly prized by the peasantry, but which I had never had the curiosity to eat, such as razor-fish, clams, and various kinds of muscles. These occasionally make a welcome change in the otherwise unvarying potato diet ; and, better still, employ the idler members of the family, whose youth or age unfits them for more laborious exertions. We dallied so long among the fairer portion of the sand-eel fishers, that the tide insensibly rose; and when we reached the place where our punt had been secured, we discovered that the water had crept up the sands, and floated the frail skiff away. To hail and get a boat from the Lodge, from the calmness of the night, was readily effected ; and while it was being launched down the beach, my kinsman told me that it was not the first time that the treacherous punt had played truant to its crew. ' ' On a stormy evening, one of the boatmen was ordered to cross the estuary for spring- water, and set out accordingly for a supply, accompanied by a wild-looking and nondescript animal who infests the premises, who is known to the establishment by the name of ' Achil.' The river was flooded, the evening stormy, and Peeterein, after leaving his coadjutor in strict charge of the skiff, set off to fill his water-vessels, and to return, if possible, before the dusk had fallen into darkness. Achil, as the evening was chilly, lay down in the SEAL SUKPRISED. 151 bottom of the skiff to shelter himself from the piercing east wind ; and, in place of keeping watch and ward like an able mariner, composed himself to sleep. Meanwhile the river rose fearfully ; the breeze freshened into a gale ; and when Peeterein hurried back with his water- vessels, he had the satisfaction of seeing the punt half a mile down channel, hurrying as fast as a flooded river and a freshening storm could urge it to the bar, which now broke in thunder. I had been shooting on this side, and reached the strand while Peeterein was hallooing for assistance. A boat was rapidly despatched the skiff, when its destruction appeared inevitable, was overtaken, and Achil found as comfortably asleep as if he were in his accustomed crib in the barn. The ebullitions of Peeterein's sorrow, while the fate of skiff and boy was still uncertain, astonished me ; and when I saw the punt in tow, I observed that, as the boy was recovered, he might now cease his lamentations. ' The Lord be blessed ! there she is : another minute would have made noggin- staves of her! Arrah! and did ye think it was Achil I was frettin after the devil pursue him for an unlucky member ! No, faith I was in sore distress, for my brother s shoes were aboard!' " We were assembled round the breakfast-table this morning, and it was a questionable affair whether we should pass the forenoon in the warren, or shoot a spillet on the banks, when the conclave was dissolved by one of those incidental alarms that diversify the rustic monotony of our common- place existence. The spring- tide had left the channel nearly dry, and, except in some deep pools, the water was but ankle-deep. Into one of these an unlucky seal had been seduced in pursuit of a salmon, and his retreat was cut off before he was aware that his ill-timed chasse would cause his ruin. On his being discovered, a host of cockle-gatherers formed across the neck of the hole, whih a breathless courier brought -the tidings to the Lodge. Instantly all was bustle; a salmon- net was procured, and the whole of the " Dramatis Personse," even to the Colonel and the Priest, were speedily armed with divers and deadly implements. Old Antony had hobbled off at the first alarm, and, by the prudent plan of taking time by the forelock, managed to be the first man at 152 GUN BURST. the scene of action. It was a deep and rather an extensive pool, and the unfortunate seal absconded to the place most likely to afford concealment till the flood-tide should liberate him from the hand of his enemies. But, alas ! they were many and malignant ; and, driven from his deepest and last retreat, to avoid being meshed in the net, he was forced upon the shoal, when an otter- spear, struck to the socket of the grains by the vigorous arm of Hennessey, killed him without a straggle. When the net was brought ashore, the moiety of a large salmon remained in the meshes, and told the errand which induced the defunct seal to commit himself to the faith- less shoals which proved so fatal to him. This is, indeed, a day of incidents. Dinner was just removed, when, on the top of flood, a coast-guard galley ran in with a leading breeze from the westward. The very elegant proportions of the boat, the happy attitude, the snowy whiteness of her large lugs, as with the favourable light which a sunless but clear blue sky gave, she rounded the headland, and came up like a race-horse to the pier, had called our undivided attention to her arrival. While conjecture was busy as to what her business might be, we observed a man with his arm slung in a handkerchief, and apparently in considerable pain, leave her. The cause was soon ascer- tained, for a serious accident had occurred, and we all adjourned to the kitchen, where Antony was already occupied with the wound. It appeared that a gun, with which the poor fellow had been shooting rabbits, had burst and shattered his hand ; and when I saw the whole of the palm sadly lacerated, and the thumb attached by a small portion of the muscles, I really feared to save it was a hopeless task. But Antony and my kinsman thought differently. The old man bound the wound up with a professional neatness that I could not have expected from him ; the patient was accommodated in the Lodge, and A n a fortnight the galley again returned, to bring him, tho- roughly convalescent, to his station. I had some curiosity to examine the unlucky gun that caused the mischief. There was a longitudinal rent along the barrel, of seven or eight inches, terminating where the left hand usually grasps the stock. There had, no doubt, been a PERCUSSION LOCKS. 153 deep flaw in the inside of the metal ; for the wounded man declared that he had not loaded the gun beyond the customary charge. It proved to be one of those wretched affairs which are constantly smuggled into Ireland, and sold under the denomi- nation of London guns, but which, it is well known, are fabri- cated in Birmingham ; and the extent to which this dangerous imposition upon public safety is carried, would scarcely be credited. There is a constant demand in this unhappy country for fire-arms ; the well affected and disaffected seek them for very different purposes; one wants them for defence, the other requires them for aggression ; and every steamer that arrives from Liverpool has generally some stands of contraband arms on board. That our times should be as far distinguished for increased effect and superior elegance in the formation of fire-arms, as for any other mechanical improvement, will be admitted by all but the most prejudiced of the old school. Antique gunners may still be found, who are obstinate in preferring the flint to the percussion plan ; but any person who has suffered the disappointments that the best guns on the former principle will entail upon those that carry them, and particularly in wet and stormy weather, will freely admit the wonderful ad- vantages that simple and effective invention, the copper cap, confers upon the modern sportsman. The misery entailed upon the man who in rain and storm attempts to load and discharge a flint gun, may be reckoned among the worst upon the human catalogue ; and if he who has suffered repeated disappointments of eternal misses and dilatory explosions, from a thick flint and a damp pan, tried the simple and elegant improvement now in general use, he would abandon the stone gun for ever. It has been said that gun-making is only brought to perfec- tion in London, and that the Irish are not able to compete with their English rivals. I am of this opinion, I confess, and decidedly partial to a London gun; and while I admit that I have occasionally met with excellent fire-arms produced by Dublin makers, yet they are, in finish and elegance, far behind those which one gets from any of the leading artists in the great metropolis. To point to any particular name, 154 CHOICE OF A GUN. among the host of London makers, would be absurd. From any of a dozen a person will be certain of obtaining a first-rate implement ; and from the Mantons, Purday, Egg, and many others, guns of the most efficient qualities and beautiful finish will be procured. Some sportsmen are partial to such makers as forge their own barrels, and who thus afford them an opportunity of seeing their gun in progress from its commencement to its finish ; and I acknowledge that I like to see my barrels fabricated ; not but that I believe the greatest pains are bestowed upon proving his barrels by every gunmaker of character, and that none will be permitted to leave the shop of any reputable artist that have not been faithfully tested as to strength and safety. So much depends on individual fancy, as well as the personal formation of the shooter, that no two persons will exactly select the same gun. He who has long or short arms, or any peculiarity in the formation of neck or shoulders, will require, according to circumstances, a differently shapen stock. Every man knows the gun best suited to his taste and figure, and few can shoot with one that differs materially from that which he has been accustomed to. To tell an experienced sportsman the qualities a finished gun should possess, would be giving him unnecessary information ; and should the neo- phyte on this head wish for ample instructions, let him consult Colonel Hawker, and he, honest man, will open up all the arcana of the craft ; and though he may not teach him " the cunning trick of shooting ;" he will, if his advice be attended to, enable him to thoroughly comprehend the requisite qualities of an efficient and well-finished fowling-piece. Indeed, it is' a miserable species of economy for a sportsman to purchase an inferior gun. To expect that the low-priced ones which are manufactured in country towns will be either safe or durable, is an absurdity. No doubt the charges of some fashionable makers are exorbitant; and from more moderate tradesmen, of excellent repute, an equally good gun may be procured at a considerably less price. But if a London maker be expensive, he certainly gives you the best article that improved machinery and the first workmen in the world can produce. With common care it will nearly last a life- time ; and the small consideration between a warranted, and a flimsy. and hastily-formed fowling-piece, will be too contemp- SHOOTING ACCIDENT. . 155 tible for a person to place in competition with personal se- curity and sporting comfort. When a gun begins to exhibit symptoms of having done its work, the sooner a man discards it the better. An injured barrel, or enfeebled lock, may prove fatal to the owner or his associates. Accidents every day occur, and very lamentable consequences arise from a culpable neglect, in retaining arms that should be declared unserviceable, and of course disused. I had once a favourite gun, which, from constant wear and tear, exhibited unequivocal weakness in the lock, and which I had been earnestly recommended by a veteran sportsman to discard. On a cold and rainy day I was with my friend, O'M , shooting woodcocks in the heath, and having sprung several, which, from the severity of the weather, were as wild as hawks, we marked them into a ravine, and determined to tie up the dogs, and endeavour to steal upon them. To keep my gun dry, I placed it under the skirt of my jacket, with the muzzle pointing downwards. My companion and our attendant were busy coupling the dogs, when the gun exploded, and the charge passed between O'M 's bosom and the back of a dog he was in the act of securing, buried itself at the foot of the keeper, covering him with mud and gravel. From the close manner in which we were all grouped, how the shot could have entered the ground, without killing men or dogs, or both, was miraculous. I was desperately frightened, and from that moment forswore, for ever, the use of weakened locks and attenuated barrels. CHAPTER XXVI. Bad roads Native horses Carins Bridge of Ballyveeney Our beat Midday on the Moors Hints to grouse-shooters Finding game Wild scenery The ruined chapel The well Act of penance Storm in the mountains The deserted burying-place Our return The Colonel's method of rabbit-shooting A disappointment. I VERILY believe that no people upon earth are more easily satisfied in roads, than the natives in Ballyveeney. A narrow Btrip of rough gravel along the sea-beach a mountain water- course, tolerably disencumbered of its rocks, or practicable 156 BAD ROADS. passage across a bog, provided it be but fetlock deep, are considered by the inhabitants of this wild peninsula to be ex- cellent horse ways. That accidents do not more frequently occur is marvellous. But the horse is born in the wilderness, and if there be a practicable path, he appears to know it by intuition. Hence, the rider traverses with impunity a morass in which Colonel Thornton would have been 'ingulfed, and skirts a dizzy preci- pice, with no more apprehension than a cockney wayfaring upon a turnpike trust. " Use lessens marvel/' quoth Sir Walter Scott, and I, who formerly witnessed the accoutre- ment of these Calmuck-looking coursers, with a lively antici- pation of broken bones, now stumble through a defile, or cross a bog, with all the indifference of a native. Having despatched the dogs and keeper, we arranged our beat, and started after breakfast. The road by which we reached our shooting-ground, is the sole means by which this, our terra incognita, is connected with the rest of Christendom. It is rough and dangerous in the extreme, and impracticable to every quadruped but the ponies of the country. In place of mile-stones, which mark ^better frequented roads, heaps of irregularly-sized pebbles meet the eye, and a stranger will be at a loss to assign their uses. They are melancholy memorials of uncivilized society, and either mark the scene of murder, or the place where a corpse has been rested in the progress of a funeral. These tumuli are numerous and many a wild and fearful record of former violence is associated with them. The greater portion of these cairns record loss of life, consequent upon drunkenness ; and the stone, at present, appears as fatal as the middoge* in former days. * This weapon, I believe, was almost confined to the west of Ireland, and at this time is rarely met with. Yet some centuries back, it was as constantly borne by the Milesians, as the dirk in the Highlands, and the stiletto in Italy. All the legendary tales of blood usually employ it as the means of violence ; and old Antony says, that in his youth the old people shuddered when they named it. I never saw but one ; it was a broad- bladed dagger, about fifteen inches long, of clumsy workmanship, and hafted with a piece of deer's horn. From the formidable figure the middoge cuts in ancient chronicles, the temper of the blade was supposed to be superior to any weapon forged in these degenerate days ; and I heard an old man assert that he had seen one, which, when held up and let fall perpendicularly but a few feet, would pierce through three half- crown pieces Credat Judceus ! This interesting and valuable implement, GROUSE SHOOTING. 157 We left our horses at the old bridge of Ballyveeney, and proceeded to make an extensive circle of the moors, skirting, as we went along, the bases of the ridge of hills, which shuts out Erris from the interior. It was eleven o'clock when the dogs were uncoupled. The breeze was brisk and warm, and the ground was either undu- lated into hillocks, or intersected by rivulets, whose broken banks were thickly covered with luxurious heath. It was a beat, on which a grouse-shooter would risk a kingdom, it realized our expectations, and we found game abundantly. Hunting for grouse during the basking hour of the day, is rigidly prohibited by all gentlemen who compile sporting directories ; and yet every shooter knows, that at these pro- scribed hours, himself is commonly on the moors. Morning and evening, when the birds are on foot in search of food, is undoubtedly preferable to the duller portion of the day, when they are accustomed to indulge in a siesta. But generally some considerable distance must be travelled before the sports- man can reach his beat from his quarters. The morning is con- sumed on horseback or in the shooting- cart ; the same road must be again accomplished before night ; and hence, the middle of the day is, of necessity, the portion devoted to the pursuit of game. To find the birds, when, satisfied with food, they leave the moor to bask in some favourite haunt, requires both patience and experience ; and here the mountain-bred sportsman proves his superiority over the less practised shooter. The packs then lie closely, and occupy a small surface on some sunny brow or sheltered hollow. The best-nosed dogs will pass within a few yards, and not acknowledge them ; and patient hunting, with every advantage of the wind, must be employed to find grouse at this dull hour. But if close and judicious hunting be necessary, the places to be beaten are comparatively few, and the sportsman's eye readily detects the spot, where the pack is sure to be disco- vered. He leaves the open feeding-grounds for heathery knowes and sheltered valleys and, while the uninitiated wearies his dogs in vain over the hill- side, where the birds, hours before, might have been expected, the older sportsman profits by his experience, and seldom fails in discovering the dell according to his account, was lost " during the French," that is, at the period of the French invasion in '98. 158 WILD SCENERY. or hillock, where, in fancied security, the indolent pack is reposing. We had been upon the moors some hours our walk was enlivened by success, and the time had arrived when the commissariat was required, and old John's supplies were ordered from the rear. A rivulet was reported to be just round the hill, and thither our course was directed. We turned a rugged brow suddenly, and never did a sweeter spot present itself to an exhausted sportsman ; and resting on the bank of a ravine, where a small stream trickled over a precipice, forming beneath its brow a basin of crystal water, we selected this for our " bivouac." Wild myrtle and shrub-like heather closed the opposite sides, and one spot, where the rivulet elbowed back, w 7 as covered with short green moss, that seemed rather an effort of human art, than a piece of natural arrangement. Here we rested and while baskets were unpacked, and the cloth extended upon the velvet surface we reposed upon, I looked with feelings which I cannot describe, upon the wild and melancholy scene below. It was a ruined chapel and deserted burying-place one gable of the building alone was standing, and, from beneath the ivied wall, a spring gushed out and united itself with the rivulet I have described. A stone cross, whose rude work- manship showed its antiquity, was erected beside the fountain ; and although the cemetery had long since been deserted, .a circle round the well* was freshly worn in the turf, and a * The following passage is quoted from " The Minstrelsy of the Border:" " Many run superstitiously to other wells, and there obtain, as they imagine, health and advantage ; and then they offer bread and cheese, or money, by throwing them into the well." And again : " In the bounds of the lands of Eccles, belonging to a lineage, of the name of Maitland, there is a loch, called the Dowloc/i, of old resorted to, with much superstition, as medicinal both for men and beasts, and that with such ceremonies as are shrewdly suspected to have begun with witch- craft, and increased afterwards by magical directions. For bringing of a cloth or somewhat that did relate to the bodies of men arid women, and a shoe or tether belonging to a cow or horse, and these being cast into the loch, if they did float it was taken for a good omen of recovery, and a part of the water carried to the patient, though to remote places, without saluting or speaking to any they met by the way ; but if they did sink, the recovery of the party was hopeless. This custom was of late much curbed and restrained ; but since the discovery of many medicinal fountains near the place, the vulgar, holding that it may be as medicinal as these A MOUNTAIN STORM. 159 woman at the moment was performing an act of devotion, on her bare knees, making an occasional pause, to offer up a prayer and drop a bead from her rosary. The valley had a solemn and imposing character ; every- thing about it was lonely and desolate. No traces of human visits were discernible; no pathway led to the ruin, all was deep unbroken solitude ; a hallowed and melancholy spot, where the living seldom presumed to approach the mansions of the dead. The breeze fell, the air became unusually oppressive, the hill behind robbed us of the little wind that still partially cooled the sultry atmosphere ; a distant muttering among the mountains was faintly heard, and a sound like a rising stream, was audible. Suddenly, a black cloud rose like magic upon the summit of the mountain, and a flash of light succeeded. " The storrn is on/' said my kinsman, and leaving the atten- dants to discuss the fragments of the feast, where they might best obtain shelter, we hurried down the hill, and couched beneath the ruins of the chapel. There is more grandeur in an Alpine storm, than can be imagined by those wiio have not witnessed its effect. As the thunder crashes over the hills, and miles away is rever- berated from the opposite mountains, the loneliness of the wilderness is in fine keeping with the anger of the elements. 'The rain-drops now fell faster quick and vivid flashes burst from the southern heavens, and roll after roll succeeded, like sustained discharges of artillery. The dogs, in evident alarm, cowered at our feet, soliciting mortal protection from what, instinct told them, were the visitations of an awful power. Suddenly, one prolonged and terrific crash burst overhead a deluge of rain descended and rapidly as it came on the storm passed away the peals became fewer and more distant, and in five minutes died in sullen murmurs among the distant hills. I " Is not this, indeed, sublimity?" said my kinsman, as he broke a silence of some minutes. " To convey ideas of the grand and terrible, give me a storm in the mountains, and let it be viewed thus : sheltered bv the ivied walls of are, at this time begin to reassume their former practice." Macfar- *>ne > MSS. 160 DESERTED BURYING-GROUND. a * toppling* ruin, and surrounded by the dwellings of the dead." " How comes it," I inquired, "that, contrary to the known attachment of the lower Irish for ancient places of interment, this seems to be neglected and disused ?" " You are right," he replied ; " although it was once the only burying-ground to which the inhabitants of this district conveyed the dead for interment, more than two centuries have elapsed since it has been abandoned. There is a curious tra- dition connected with its desecration, which Antony will be too happy in narrating, and as the clouds appear collecting on the hills, I propose that we retreat in good time, for it is rare to find such shelter on the moors, as that afforded us by the ruins of Knock-a-thample."* Even the sublime and beautiful may be enjoyed to satiety, and we agreed that one thunder- storm is sufficient for the day. The game-bags, upon examination, produced twenty brace of grouse, and a leash of mountain hares. For moderate men we had done enough, and we could dispense with the evening shooting. Accordingly, we left our attendants to follow at their leisure, and mounting our Cossack cavalry, set off at a killing pace, " over bank, bush, and scaur," nor drew bridle until we reached the sand-banks, where the boat, with Pattigo and his companions, was awaiting our arrival. Nor have we been the only denizens of the lodge whose exertions have this day been successful. The Colonel has spent the forenoon in the sand-banks, much to his own satis- faction, in slaying rabbits, and studying the Morning Pont. To unite the sportsman and politician, may at first sight seem difficult but, ensconcing himself in a good position, the commander waits patiently for a shot, arid, confiding loading and look-out to Andy Bawn, whose attentions since the unfor- tunate affair of the portmanteau have been redoubled, he coolly proceeds with the debate, until a rabbit is reported within range of the favourite Spanish barrel t -\ by his assistant * Anglice, The church of the hill. f Spamxlt barrel* have always been held in great esteem, as well on account- of the quality of the iron, which is generally considered the he- -I, in Europe, as because they possess the reputation of being forced and bored more perfectly than any others. It should he observed, however, that of the Spanish barrels, those only that are made in the capital are accounted truly valuable ; in consequence of which, a great many have LEGEND OF KNOCK- A-THAMPLE. . 101 gunner. This mode of shooting the Colonel recommends, provided the day and the debate be warm. In winter, he may no induced occasionally to take the side of a sunny cover, bnt gout and rheumatism are ever present to his imagination, and he would not "wet a foot for all the birds upon Brae Mur." After dinner, I reminded my kinsman of the promised legend of Knoek-a-thample, and the otter-killer was ordered to the presence. But on inquiry, Antony had been profes- sionally called off to a distant village upon the coast, to minister to a broken head, and had taken his departure in a four-oared boat, with as much ceremony as though he had been surgeon-goMrul. I felt, and expressed my disappointment. "And are you really curious about this wild tradition?" asked our host. " I believe this is one of many legends , which, during a terrible winter, 1 amused myself by transcrib- ing." Opening a drawer he took out a common-place book, and marked the page. Finding no inclination to sleep when I retired for the night, I heaped more bog- wood on the lire, and, before I slept, road the following specimen of the " wild and wonderful." CHAPTER XXVII. THE LEGEND OF KNOCK- A-THAMPLE. IN the valley of Knock-a-thample, beside a ruined and holy well, the shattered walls of what had been once K an habitation, are still visible. They stand at a bow- distance from the fountain, which, instead of a place of I -mance for ancient crones and solitary devotees, was visited i wo centuries since for a very different purpose. The well, although patronised by St. Catharine, a lady of as determined celibacy as ever underwent canoni/ation, had one peculiar virtue, which, under her especial superintendanee, been made at other plaees in Catalonia and Hiseay, with the names anil marks of the Madrid gunsmiths; they are also eoi'.nteriViie.l at Liege, Prague, Mnnieh, \e., and a person must be a good judge not to be deceived by these spurious barrels. LEGEND OF KNOCK-A-THAMPLE. it might not have been expected to possess. Indeed, in every- day complaints, its waters were tolerably efficacious ; but, in cases of connubial disappointments, when the nuptial bed had been unfruitful, they proved an absolute specific ; and in pro- viding an heir for an estate, when "hope deferred had made the heart sick/' there was not in the kingdom of Connaught, a blessed well that could hold a candle to that of Knock-a- thample. Numerous as the persons were, whom the reputation of the fountain collected from a distance, few returned without expe- riencing relief. Occasionally, a patient appeared, whose virgin career had been a little too protracted, and to whom the rosary, rather than the cradle, was adapted. And so thought St. Catharine though her water was unequalled, yet she had neither time nor inclination to work miracles eternally; consequently, those ancient candidates for the honours of maternity returned precisely as they came : to expend holy water on such antique customers was almost a sinful waste their presumption was unpardonable it was enough to vex a saint, and even put the blessed Patroness of Knock-a-thample in a passion. Holy water, like prophecy, appears to be of little value at home, and hence the devotees usually came from some distant province. The soil, indeed, might then have possessed the same anti-Malthusian qualities for which it is so remarkable at the present day. Certainly, the home consumption of Knock- a-thample was on a limited scale and the herdsman and his wife, who then occupied the ruined cottage near the church, cwed their winter comforts to the munificence of the strange pilgrims, who during the summer season resorted in numbers to the well. It was late in October, and the pilgrimages were over for the year winter was at hand the heath was withered, and the last flower had fallen from the bog-myrtle the boollies* * The Booties, in the mountain districts, are an interesting remnant of antiquity ; and refer evidently to that period when Ireland was in its wild and unsettled state. They a're simply one or more temporary sheilings, or huts, constructed with rude materials, in spots the most convenient for attending to the cattle in the summer and autumn, when they are allowed to depasture on the mountains. According to the usual leases granted by the landlord to the tenant in this wild country, villages in the lowlands, or on the coast, have a reserved LEGEND OF KNOCK- A-THAMPLE. 1 63 were abandoned, and the cattle driven from the hills. It was a dark evening ; and the rain which had been collecting on the mountains began to fall heavily, when a loud knock disturbed the inhabitants of the cabin. The door was promptly unbarred, and a young and well-dressed stranger entered, received the customary welcome, with an invitation to join the herdsman's family, who were then preparing their evening meal. The extreme youth and beauty of the traveller did not escape the peasant's observation, although he kept his cap upon his head and declined to put aside his mantle. An hour before the young stranger had arrived, another, and a very different visiter, had demanded lodging for the night. He belonged also to another country, and for some years had trafficked with the mountain peasantry, and was known among them by the appellation of the Red Pedler. He was a strong, under- sized, and ill-visaged man ; mean in his dress, and repulsive in his appearance. The Pedler directed a keen and inquisitive look at the belated traveller, who, to escape the sinister scrutiny of his small but piercing eyes, turned to where the herdsman's wife was occupied in preparing the simple supper. The peasant gazed with wonder at her guest; for never had so fair a face been seen within the herdsman's dwelling. While her eyes were still bent upon the stranger, a fortuitous opening of the mantle displayed a sparkling cross of exquisite beauty, which hung upon the youth's bosom ; and more than once, as it glittered in the uncertain light of the wood fire, she remarked the rich and sparkling gem. When morning came, the Pilgrim took leave of the hos- pitable peasants, and as he inquired the road to the holy well, slipped a rose-noble into the hand of the herdsman's right of pasturage on particular portions of the adjacent hills ; and in some cases the distance from the tenant's habitation to this mountain pasturage will exceed a dozen miles. Hence it is impossible to pay the requisite attention to the cattle, without residing on the spot ; and a part of the family, generally the young girls, are detached to bivouac in the hills, and attend to the herding and milking of the cows. These huts are always erected in lone and beautiful valleys, generally on the bank of a rivulet, and placed beneath the shelter of a cliff. When tue season closes, they are deserted until the following year ; and a few hours' work suffices to render them habitable when the returning summer obliges the fair villagers to resume their wild and pastoral employment. M 2 164 LEGEND OF KNOCK-A-THAMPLE. wife. This was not unnoticed by the Red Pedler, who proffered his services as guide, which the youth modestly, but firmly, declined. The Pilgrim hastened to the fountain, performed the customary ceremonies before noon, and then took the mountain path, leading through an opening in the hills, to a station,* which, though particularly lonely, was usually selected by good Catholics for a last act of devotion, when returning from visiting at the blessed well. The Pedler, who, on various pretences, had loitered near the place, soon afterwards departed in the same direction. That night the herdsman's family sought repose in vain : wild unearthly noises were heard around the hovel ; and shriek and laughter, awfully mingled together, were borne upon the breeze which came moaning from the mountains. The peasant barred his door, and grasped his wood-axe ; his wife with trembling fingers, told her rosary over again and again. * A place of penance frequented by Catholic devotees. LEGEND OF KNOCK-A-THAMPLE. 165 Morning broke, and, harassed by alarms, they sunk to sleep at last. But their slumbers were rudely broken a gray-haired monk roused them hastily horror was in his looks, and with difficulty he staggered to a seat. Gradually he collected strength to tell his fearful errand the young and lovely devotee lay in the mountain glen, before St. Catharine's cross, a murdered corpse. The tidings of this desperate deed flew through the country rapidly. The body was carried to the herdsman's cabin. For many hours life had been extinct, and the distorted counte- nance of the hapless youth bespoke the mortal agony which had accompanied the spirit's flight. One deep wound was in his side, inflicted evidently by a triangular weapon ; and the brilliant cross and purse of gold were gone. The women from the adjacent villages assembled to pay the last rites to the remains of the murdered Pilgrim. Prepara- tory to being laid out, the clothes were gently removed from the body, when a cry of horror burst from all the Pilgrim was a woman ! Bound by a violet ribbon, a bridal ring rested beside her heart ; and, from unequivocal appearances, it was too evident that the fell assassin had committed a double murder. The obsequies of the unhappy lady were piously performed ; the mountain girls decked her grave with flowers ; and old and young, for many a mile around, offered prayers for the soul of the departed. The murder was involved in mystery the peasants had their own suspicions, but fear caused them to be silent. A year passed the garland upon the stranger's grave was carefully renewed the village maidens shed many a tear as they told her melancholy story ; and none passed the turf which covered the murdered beauty, without repeating a prayer for her soul's repose. Another passed and the third anniversary of the Pilgrim's death arrived. Late on that eventful evening, a tall and noble-looking stranger entered the herdsman's cottage. His air was lofty and commanding ; and though he wore a palmer's cloak, the jewelled pommel of his rapier glanced from be- neath the garment, and betrayed his knightly dignity. The beauty of his manly countenance forcibly recalled to the pea- sants the memory of the ill-starred stranger. But their 166 LEGEND OF KNOCK-A-THAMPLE. admiration was checked by the fierce, though melancholy, expression of the handsome features of the stranger ; and if they would have been inclined to scrutinize him more, one stern glance from his dark and flashing eye imperiously forbade it. Supper was prepared in silence, until, at the Knight's request, the herdsman detailed minutely every cir- cumstance connected with the lady's murder. While the peasant's narrative proceeded, the stranger un- derwent a terrible emotion, which his stern resolution could not entirely conceal. His eyes flared, his brows contracted till they united; and before the tale was ended, he leaped from his seat, and left the cabin hastily. He had been but a few minutes absent, when the door opened, and another visiter entered with scanty ceremony, and, though unbidden, seated himself upon the stool of honour. His dress was far better than his mien, and he assumed an appearance of superiority, which, even to the peasants, appeared forced and unnatural. He called autho- ritatively for supper, and the tones of his voice were quite familiar to the herdsman. With excited curiosity, the peasant flung some dried flax upon the fire, and, by the blaze, re- cognised at once the well-remembered features of the Red Pedler ! Before the peasant could recover his surprise, the tall stranger entered the cottage again, and approached the hearth. With an air which could not be disputed, he commanded the intruder to give place. The waving of his hand was obeyed, and, with muttered threats, the Pedler retired to the settle. The Knight leaned against the rude walls of the chimney, and remained absorbed in bitter thought, until the humble host told him that the meal was ready. If a contrast were necessary, it would have been found in the conduct of the strangers at the board. The Knight ate like an anchorite, while the Pedler indulged his appetite largely. The tall stranger tempered the aqua vita presented by the host copiously with water, while the short one drank fast and deep, and appeared anxious to steep some pressing sorrow in the goblet. Gradually, however, his brain felt the influence of the liquor, and, unguarded from deep and repeated draughts, he thus addressed the host : " Markest thou a change in me fellow ?" LEGEND OP KNOCK- A-THAMPLE. 167 " Fellow !" quoth the peasant, half affronted ; " three years ago we were indeed fellows ; for the Red Pedler often sought shelter here, and never was refused." ""The Red Pedler /" exclaimed the tall stranger, starting from his reverie, as if an adder had stung him ; and fixing his fiery glance upon the late visiter, he examined him from head to foot. " You will know me again, I trow," said the Pedler, with extraordinary assurance. " I shall," was the cold reply. " Well/' said the new-comer, " though three years since I bore a pack, I'll wager a rose-noble that I have more money in my pouch than half the beggarly knights from Gal way to Athlone. There !" he exclaimed, as he flung his cloak open, '* there is a weighty purse, and here a trusty middoge, and a fig for knighthood and nobility !" "Slave !" said the stranger, in a voice that made the pea- sants tremble, "breathe not another word until thou hast satisfied my every question, or, by the Mother of Heaven ! I'll cram my rapier down thy false throat ;" and, starting on his feet, he flung his mantle on the floor. Though surprised, the Pedler was not discomfited by the dignity and determination of his antagonist. "Yes!" he sullenly replied, "I wear no rapier but this middoge has never failed me at my need," and drawing from his bosom a long triangular weapon, he placed it on the table. "Sir Knight," he continued, "the handle of my tool is simple deer-horn ; but, by the mass ! I have a jewel in my breast, that would buy thy tinselled pommel ten times." " Thou liest, slave !" exclaimed the Knight. " To the proof, then," said the Pedler; and opening a secret pocket, he produced a splendid cross. " Villain !" said the tall stranger, under deep emotion, "surely thou hast robbed some hapless traveller!" "No!" replied the Pedler, with a cool smile; "I was- beside the owner of this cross when his last sigh was breathed !" Like lightning the stranger's sword flashed from its scabbard. " Murderer !" he shouted in a voice of thunder, " for three years have I wandered about the habitable earth, and my sole 168 LEGEND OF KNOCK-A-THAMPLE. object in living was to find thy caitiff self ; a world would not purchase thee one moment's respite !" and before the wretch could more than clutch his weapon, the Knight's sword passed through his heart the hilt struck upon the breast bone, and the Red Pedler did not carry his life to the floor. The stranger for a moment gazed upon the breathless body, and having with the dead man's cloak removed the blood from his blade, replaced it coolly in the sheath. The Pedler's purse he flung scornfully to the peasant, but the cross he took up, looked at it with fixed attention, and the herdsman's wife remarked, that more than one tear fell upon the relic. Just then the gray- haired Monk stood before him ; he had left his convent to offer up the mass, which he did on every anniversary of the pilgrim's murder. He started back with horror as he viewed the bleeding corpse ; while the Knight, having secured the cross within his bosom, resumed his former cold and haughty bearing. " Fellow!" he cried to the trembling peasant, "hence with that carrion. Come hither, Monk why gapest thou thus ? hast thou never seen a corpse ere now ? Approach, I would speak with thee apart" and he strode to the further end of the cottage, followed by the churchman. " I am going to confide to thee what " "The penitent should kneel," said the old man, timidly. " Kneel!" exclaimed the Knight, "and to thee, my fellow mortal ! Monk, thou mistakest / am not of thy faith, and I laugh thy priestcraft to derision. Hearken, but interrupt me not. The beauteous being whose blood was spilled in these accursed wilds, was the chosen lady of my love. I stole her from a convent, and wedded her in secret ; for pride of birth induced me to conceal from the world my marriage with a fugitive nun. She became pregnant, and that circumstance endeared her to me doubly, and I swore a solemn oath, that if she brought a boy, I would at once announce him as my heir, and proclaim my marriage to the world. The wars called me for a time away. Deluded by the artifice of her confessor, my loved one was induced to come hither on a pilgrimage, to intercede with thy saint, that the burden she bore might prove a son. Curses light upon the shaveling that counselled that fatal journey ! Nay, cross not thyself, old man, for I would execrate thy master of Rome, had he been the false adviser. Thou knowest the rest, Monk. Take this purse. She was of LEGEND OF KNOCK- A-THAMPLE. 169 thy faith, and thou must say masses for her soul's health. Yearly shall the same sum be sent to thy convent ; see that all that prayers can do, be done, or by my hopes of grace, thy hive of drones shall smoke for it. Doubt me not. De Burgo will keep his word to the very letter. And now, farewell ! I hurry from this fatal spot for ever ; my train are not distant, and have long since expected me." As he spoke, he took his mantle from the floor, and wrapped it round him carelessly ; then, as he passed the spot where the body of the murderer lay, he spurned it with his foot, and pausing for a moment, looked at the Monk " Remember /" he said in a low voice, which made the old man shudder, and passing from the cabin, he crossed the heath, and disappeared. But the terror of the herdsman's family did not abate with his departure ; a dead man lay before them, and the floor was deluged with his blood. No human help was nigh ; before daylight assistance could not be expected; and no alternative remained, but to wait patiently for the morrow. Candles were lighted up, the hearth was heaped with fuel, and a cloth thrown over the corpse, which they lacked the courage to remove. To sleep was impossible, and in devotional acts they endeavoured to while the night away, Midnight came ; the Monk was slumbering over his breviary, and the matron occupied with her beads, when a violent trampling was heard outside, and the peasant, fearing the cattle he had in charge were disturbed, rose to ascertain the cause. In a moment he returned. A herd of wild deer surrounded the cabin, and actually stood in threatening atti- tude within a few paces of the door ! While he told this strange occurrence to the Monk a clap of thunder shook the hovel to its centre yells, and shrieks, and groans succeeded noises so demoniac, as to almost drive the listeners to madness, hurtled through the air and infernal lights flashed through the crevices of the door and window. Till morning broke, these unearthly terrors continued, without a moment's intermission. Next day the villagers collected. They listened to the fearful story with dismay, while the melancholy fate of the gentle pilgrim was bitterly lamented, To inter the Pedler's corpse was the first care ; for the Monk swore by his patron saint, that he would not pass another night with it overground 170 LEGEND OF KNOCK-A-THAMPLE. to be made a " mitred abbot." A coffin was forthwith pre- pared, and, with " maimed rites/' the murderer was committed to the earth. That masses were requisite to purify the scene of slaughtei was indisputable and with the peasants who had nocked from the neighbouring villages, the Monk determined to pass that night in prayer. The blood-stains were removed from the fl oor the corpse had been laid in consecrated earth and the office had commenced at midnight, when suddenly, a rushing noise was heard, as if a mountain-torrent was swollen by the bursting of a thunder-cloud. It passed the herdsman's cabin, while blue lights gleamed through the casement, and thunder pealed above. In a state of desperation, the priest ordered the door to be unclosed, and by the lightning's glare, a herd of red deer was seen tearing up the Pedler's grave ! To look longer in that blue infernal glare was impossible the door was shut, and the remainder of the night passed in penitential prayer. With the first light of morning, the Monk and villagers repaired to the Pedler's grave, and the scene it presented showed that the horrors of the preceding night were no illusion. The earth around was blasted with lightning, and the coffin torn from the tomb, and shattered in a thousand splinters. The corpse was blackening on the heath, and the expression of the distorted features was more like that of a demon than a man. Not very distant was the grave of his beautiful victim. The garland which the village girls had placed there was fresh and unfaded ; and late as the season was, the blossom was still upon the bog-myrtle, and the heath-flower was as bright and fragrant as though it were the merry month of June. " These are indeed the works of hell and heaven," ejaculated the gray friar. " Let no hand from this time forth pollute itself by touching yon accursed corpse." Nightly the same horrible noises continued. Shriek and groan came from the spot where the unburied murderer was rotting, while by day the hill-fox and the eagle contended who should possess the body. Ere a week passed, the villain's bones were blanching in the winds of heaven, for no human hand attempted to cover them again. From that time the place was deserted. The desperate noises, and the frequent appearance of the Pedler's tortured THE COLONEL. 171 spirit, obliged the herdsman to abandon his dwelling, and reside in ar. adjacent village. The night of the day upon which he had removed his family and effects, a flash of lightning fell upon the cabin, and consumed the roof; and next morning nothing remained but black and rifted walls. Since that time the well is only used for penance. The peasant approaches not the desecrated burying-place if he can avoid it. The cattle are never known to shelter underneath the ruined walls and the curse of God and man have fallen on Knock-a- thampie. CHAPTER XXVIII. Visit to the mountain hut The Colonel An argument and a wager No honesty among anglers State of the river Mogh-a-dioul Father Andrew's flies Splendid scenery Its effect upon me and my com- panion Beautiful pool The otter A curious scene The Colonel's troubles Wager decided A new bet A salmon killed Conversa- tion The Colonel outmanoeuvred. THE Colonel has girded up his loins for the mountains, and with the assistance of Mogh-a-dioul, a pony of unhappy name, but good and enduring qualities, he purposes to favour us with his company during our sojourn at the cabin in the hills. While we traverse the moors, the commander will infest the river ; or, if the day be questionable, like honest Sancho, he will patiently remain beside the flesh-pots. To him the " meminisse juvabit" will apply. Thirty years ago, with his lamented contemporary, our host's father, the soldier, who was then a keen and accomplished sportsman, spent many a happy hour upon the heath. To his memory every dell and hillock is still green ; and hence our evening details will recall to him those happier recollections of youthful pastime, which, when " life was new," he had once delighted to indulge in. The Colonel fishes well ! and I, at least my vanity believes it, have improved marvellously I really can throw a line, and this the priest avers upon the word of a churchman. I begin also to have what the Scotch call a gloamin' of what forms the composition of a killing fly. But my pride has sadly abated. Last night, during a stormy controversy, touching the com- parative merits of Pull-garrow and Pull-bouy, upon which the host and commander held opinions opposite as the an- 172 AN ARGUMENT AND A WAG'jfill. tipodes, to prove that I belonged to a " thinking people, 11 I raised my voice in favour of the yellow pool. Our host in dudgeon having premised that one of us was blind, and the other a botch, declared by the shade of Walton, that on any given day he would kill more than we both could produce together. This, as every Irish argument ends in a duel or bet, has terminated, fortunately, in the latter : and though the wager be not so deep as Hamlet's " Barbary horses" to " French rapiers, poniards, and their assigns," yet the respective parties appear deeply interested in the result. To^ morrow will decide the question, and settle the doubtful point of scientific superiority between the rival artists. It strikes me forcibly, that among Irish anglers the doctrine of meum et tuum is but indifferently understood. My kinsman and the commander are constantly lamenting a loss of property, and certainly they do not indulge in these jeremiads without good reason. I never observe the Colonel's huge book forgotten for a few minutes, but it is unmercifully plundered by the host and if the key of the latter's fly- drawer can be procured, the commander unlocks it without ceremony, and having explored its arcana, adopts liberally such articles as find favour in his sight. The housemaid has been suborned to abstract the Colonel's casting-lines from his dormitory ; and, as the host generally hides a favourite fly or two in the lining of his hat, I never pass the hall without finding the commander fumbling about the hat-stand. It was clearly stipulated and understood that the flies with which to-morrow's match should be decided, were to be bona fide the handy-work of the respec- tive parties ; yet the colonel privately informs me that he has despatched a trusty envoy to the priest, to implore that gifted churchman to furnish him, sub sigillo, with a cast or two for the occasion ; and the said envoy has covenanted to be at the commander's window with an answer, "before a mother s soul is stirring." The thunder-storm produced a considerable fresh in the river, as the rain fell abundantly in the hills. The stream, however, had sufficient time to clear after the flood, and we found it in beautiful order. The wind is steady at north- west ; and as the drafting has long since been discontinued, and the wears lowered to permit the fish to enter from the sea without obstruction, old Antony declares that, as a fishing-day, nothing could be more favourable. We tossed for choice, and MOGH-A-DIOTTL. 173 lost it. My kinsman commences his work three miles up, at his favourite Pull-garrow, while we fish from the mouth of the river. At five we meet at the cabin, and the party then producing the greater weight of fish is conqueror. These preliminaries being adjusted, our opponent went off like an Arab, to join his aide-de-camp, Mr. Hennessey, who has all in readiness for his commencement, and, I suspect, a salmon or two already in the pannier. The opening of our campaign is every thing but satisfactory Mogh-a-dioul seems possessed with the demon of obstinacy ; any advance towards the river is his aversion, and, as Pattigo expresses it, "the beast will neither wear or stay." The commander's seat has been more than once perilled by his gambadoes ; and, as we are informed that he is caparisoned with a bit, which is his abomination, there is but little chance of amendment in Mogh-a-dioul. This appears very like a plot against the Colonel's person ; and I fear that the midnight embassy to the priest will be more than countervailed, by the manoeuvres of our abler antagonist. Both adepts made excellent professions of good faith at starting ; but, as my kinsman left us, there was a " lurking devil in his eye," that augurs us no good fortune. The com- mander, too, talked in good set terms of " honourable con- duct ;" but precept and practice, I lament to say, are some- what irreconcilable. "Andy" he said, in his most insinuating manner, to our attendant ; " Andy Bawn, you were always an obliging boy, and very handy with the gaff. Just keep your eye about the banks as we go along ; and if you can snaffle a salmon or two, why, the pannier will tell no tales, and weigh all the better. 35 To me there never was a more delightful expedition ; but my companion was cold to all the romance of nature, and en- grossed with one consideration to win his wager. While I was enraptured with the splendid scenery that each new point presented, the colonel was cursing his flies, and pouring anathemas on the priest. "How beautiful!'' I exclaimed, as the sunshine fell upon a mountain valley, through which a little rivulet was winding, and whose waters, in the glare of jlight, danced downwards like a streak of molten silver. " How damned provoking," responded my brother fisherman, " that the only decent fly in that cursed priest's collection, should be tied upon a hook with no more point upon it than a hobnail ! 174 SCENERY. Ah, Father Andrew ! was this treatment for an old acquaint- ance a man who would have trusted his life to you, and drink with you in the dark ? Here, Andy Bawn, give me my book, and fling this most villanous assemblage of faded wool and ragged feathers into the next bog-hole. And now, my friend and fellow-labourer, leave the mountains alone, and think more of filling the fishing-baskets, or we are beaten men !" We followed the course of the river for a distance of ten miles, stopping at the pools as we went along, but leaving the streams and shallows without a trial. As we proceeded uj the hills, the scenery became wilder and more interesting ; here and there, the moors were sprinkled with green hillocks, and the range of mountains behind was splendidly picturesque. The pools alone had beauty in my companion's eyes, and some of them were indeed magnificent. One was particularly ro- mantic it was a deep natural basin, formed by a sudden turning of the river, where the banks on either side were nearly perpendicular, and rose to a considerable height, and, to the water's edge, were thickly covered with hollies and hardy shrubs. At the upper end of the pool, a rock of immense magnitude reared its naked front, and shut out every other object. Round its base, the river forced its waters through a narrow channel, and at the other extremity, falling over a ledge of rocks, turned sharply round a hillock, and was lost sight. of. There were but two points from which the angler could command the pool, for elsewhere the banks and under- wood prevented his approach : one was a sand-bank about the centre, to which, by a narrow goat-path, the fisher could de- scend ; the other, a small space immediately beneath the rock, of green and velvet-looking herbage. At this point the shep- herds had erected a hut for occasional shelter, and never was a sweeter spot selected, wherein to dream away a summer night. No human dwelling was in sight deep and undis- turbed solitude breathed around the blue and lucid pool before the cabin danced in the moonlight, or glittered in the first rays of morning while the rushing waters of the river produced such melancholy and tranquillizing sounds, as would lull to rest any bosom un tortured by mortal passions. " Julius has been here before us, and has left some mementos of his visit," said the Colonel, pointing to foot-marks in the sand, and blood and fish-scales upon the pebbles ; " I fear our be is in jeopardy ; verily, our worthy relative will never shame THE OTTER. J.75 the proverb, that * De'il's bairns have de'il's luck!' But what can the matter he among the salmon ? in faith, the pool appears bewitched." As he spoke, I remarked the occurrence which the com- mander noticed. The fish, which upon our first arrival had risen merrily at the natural fiies, ceased on a sudden altogether now they rushed confusedly through the water, or threw themselves for yards along the surface. It was not the sullen plunge at an insect, or the vertical spring, when sport, not food, brings the salmon over water ; but it was evident there was some hidden cause of alarm, and we were not long left in doubt. Near the neck of the pool, an otter of the largest size showed himself for a moment, then darting under water, the same commotion ensued again. Before a minute elapsed, Andy Bawn pointed silently to a shoal beneath an overhanging bush, and there was the spoiler, apparently resting himself after his successful exertions, and holding a four-pound white trout in his mouth. Either he noticed us, or had some more fa- vourite haunt to feed in, for he glided into the deep water, and we saw no more of him. Although we found out that the otter and ourselves could not manage to fish in company, we ascertained that the pool was abundantly stocked with salmon ; during the period of the greatest alarm, at least a dozen fish were breaking the surface at the same time. We reached the cabin after a day of excellent sport ; but every thing on earth has its alloy, and two circumstances appear to cloud the sunshine of the commander's bosom. One is the inexplicable conduct of the priest; the other the re- peated misconduct of Mogh-a-dioul. We have, to be sure, four fine salmon, and a score of good-sized sea-trouts ; but the Colonel swears, that he lost his best fishing until he discarded the priest's flies ; and it is probable, if their defects had been apparent at an earlier period, our baskets would have been con- siderably benefited by the discovery. As we ascended the bank before the cabin door, our rival met us. He had left off fishing for some time, and had changed his dress entirely " Come, brush up, or dinner will be spoiled. Colonel, I trust that you and Mogh-a-dioul are on pleasing terms with each other. You stole my bridle, but, no apologies I can ride Crughadore with a hayband. Come, to scale at once, or dinner is not worth a gray groat. 170 THE WAGER DECIDED. Hennessey, the steel-yard produce despatch one, two, three, four. You killed one apiece, I presume, and Andy gaffed the other two ; nay, commander of the faithful, look not so ferocious. What, no more ! and is this paltry creel of fish the produce of the day ? Colonel, I blush for you. Barely forty pounds. Turn that clave* over, and put these gentlemen of the angle out of pain/' As he spoke, the attendant emptied the contents of the pannier, and nine well-sized salmon, with a multitude of sea-trouts, rolled out upon the sward. "By my faith!" exclaimed the commander, "these fish were never fairly killed ; you drafted a hole or two, as surely as I am a sinner." "The latter part of your remark I admit," said my kins- man, " the former I deny. By this virgin hand ! every fish before you was killed by hook and line. Come, are you for * A horsebasket A NEW BET. 177 another bet ? For five pounds, and within five minutes, 1'li kill another salmon, and make the number ten /" f< Done !" we exclaimed together. " Hennessey, the rod ; wet the flies below the pool, and in in twenty seconds, yon cloud will be over the sun." Before the cabin there is a tolerable hole, deep, but narrow. Where the stream runs in, the ripple is considerable, and between it and the bank, the deepest water lies. If there be a salmon in the pool, there is the spot to find him. My cousin sent the casting line in such masterly style into the opposite eddy, as proclaimed him at once an adept, and the second cast a salmon rose and took him. He was but a light fish, and in less than three minutes was bounding upon the grass, beside his dead companions. My kinsman handed the rod to the attendant. " Gentlemen," he said in mock heroics, "in your memories be all my bets remembered! And now to dinner, with what appetite you may." " Well," said the commander, " this beats Bannagher* I would have given my corporal oath the knave had swept the river. His flies are absolute perfection ! There's villany somewhere; but come along. The dinner must not cool, and the wine shall pay for it !" " Julius," said the commander, as he extracted the third cork, " thy star predominated ; a villanous combination of circumstances, with infernal flies, and an intractable pony, destroyed me. Andy Bawn (we are beaten, and the truth may be told) for the first time in his life was taken with a fit of conscience, and actually refused to gaff a salmon. The very otters were combined against us, and disturbed the best pool upon the river but Pull-buoy. I had no time to tie fresh flies." " Or even send to Goolamere, to borrow," said my kinsman, drily. "Ah, hem," and the colonel appeared a little bothered " I want no man's flies ; my own, I find, will generally answer." * An Irish phrase synonymous with "this exceeds everything/' N 178 A CONVERSATION. " And yet/' said the host, " the priest, when he pleases, can tie a killing one." " Why ye es, he does a leeile coarse but let me see your casting-lines; I fear, my friend, that we had not the right colours up." " / fear so too," said our host, with much expression. " By my conscience !" exclaimed the colonel, as he scrutinized the casting-lines that were wound about my kinsman's hat, " I would have taken my oath on a bag-full of books, that this mallard's wing was tied by Father Andrew." " And by my conscience," returned the host, "you would not have been very far astray." " And was this fair, Julius to fish with any but your own?" " Why, really, they looked so beautiful, that for the life of me, I could not but put them up. But, my friend, the next time you despatch a midnight messenger, select a trustier one than Currakeen* and take a better opportunity to praise young Alice's ' black eyes,' than when issuing your secret instructions. Nay, I will respect those blushes. The fact is, Currakeen was at your window before 'a mother' $ soul was stirring' but, my dear Colonel, he did me the favour to first call at mine. I merely took the liberty of exchanging a few flies you fished with some old acquaint- ances, while I tried experiments with Father Andrew's. Come, the bets are off we both violated treaties, and thus, I renounce my victory, though my opinion of Pull-garrow is unalterable." " Julius," said the commander solemnly, " you'll be on the highway next. Breaking a letter open, I think is an excellent preparative for stopping his majesty's mail." " And in that case, I trust that you will be an accomplice. If one must swing, good society is every thing. Your demeanour at ' the fatal tree/ I am persuaded, would be exemplary. And yet, my dear Frank, although I treated Father Andrew's despatch with scanty ceremony, I never came within the clutches of the law but once, and that Was, as old Jack says, through villanous company." * A jye-name given to one of the endless tribe of Malley. THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX. 179 '* Was that the time you stole the snuff-box ?" asked the commander. ' ' 1 steal a snuff-box \ No I deny the theft I was only an accessary after all. But, to clear my character, I must t& the story to my cousin." CHAPTER XXIX. THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX IT was the spring before my father's death. A vacation was at hand, and for some college irregularities, I had been deprived of my chambers as a punishment, and turned upon the town to shift as I best could. I fixed myself at the Wexford Hotel for the short time I intended remaining in the capital, and there formed my first acquaintance with Colonel B and Lieutenant K , both of the Militia. They arrived at " The Wexford" late one evening from Naas, where the regiment was then quartered, and were on their route to visit, on private business, "the realms beyond the Shannon." I was alone in the parlour when the strangers arrived. They cast a wistful eye at a choice haddock, then in the very act of being served up as exordium to the dinner. The waiter in a whisper assured the belated travellers that he was convinced the young gentleman, meaning me, would share his fish and table-cloth. The request was very politely made, very politely granted, and down we sat, as if we had been bosom friends for a twelvemonth. The colonel was an overgrown bombard a vessel full- charged with good-humour and old port. He said odd things, and did them too. The subaltern was a squab-built snub- nosed strange sort of merry fellow, having a rich brogue and racy wit ; and while the corpulent commander believed that ne was humbugging the short lieutenant, the short lieutenant, all the while, was playing the devil with the corpulent commander. No two persons were ever better constructed N 2 180 THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX. to elicit reciprocal amusement ; and they were, though opposites in every thing, as necessary to each other, as " sheath to sword." But there was a circumstance that united the strangers and myself directly. My friend, Lord L , had just got a majority in the colonel's regiment; and the said colonel and his companion were going that very night to a ball at the dowager's, who then lived in Rutland- square. We finished a formidable portion of Page's best* retired to dress, and afterwards set off in a hackney-coach to the scene of our evening's amusement. I was three deep in dancing engagements, and my first partner was already in the room of course I separated from my companions directly, of whom, however, I caught a distant glance as they were formally presented to his aunt, by Lord L . It was a crowded ball. I was dancing busily, and how my companions employed themselves, never occasioned me a thought. At last supper was whispered to be on the tapis. Miss Garden and I she was then a very pretty girl had quietly slipped away from the set, to be in readiness for the crush, when we stumbled upon a snug whist-table in an unfrequented corner, and there I discovered my gallant friends actively engaged. The unhappy men were partners. They had, moreover, been delivered into the hands of the dowager and Mrs. P , an antiquated commoner. Both ladies were notorious for extraordinary luck, and a fortunate arrangement of always cutting together. It was further believed, that both were given to the good old rule of winning, honestly if they could but winning. It was evident at first sight that the soldiers were no matches for the gentlewomen. The rubber game was on the point of being decided just as we reached the table the soldiers had it by honours, but, by a barefaced revoke, that would have been detected by any but the buzzards they were playing with, the ladies gained the point required, and had their claim allowed. " Supper is served," said Mrs. P. , with a satisfactory grin ; " had we not better stop, Lady L ?" The gentlemen simultaneously popped * A celebrated wine-merchant, some thirty years ago. THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX. 181 their hands into the pockets of their nether garments. " In how much have I the honour to be your ladyship's debtor ?" inquired the colonel, with a gracious smile. Mrs. P instantly mumbled, with the rapidity of a barmaid, " Ten points three rubbers only nine guineas." The colonel started and stared. "Nine devils I I mean, guineas I" exclaimed the Sub, in awful consternation. But the decree had gone forth. " They never played higher deep play was detestable." The money was accordingly doled out, and I observed that the contents of the lieutenant's purse, after rendering this sweeping subsidy, were reduced to a solitary guinea. At this moment the supper-rooms were thrown open, and away went the crowd. The Dowagers were left to scramble up their winnings, and the soldiers, I presume, to execrate their own bad luck. Miss Garden and I, who witnessed the impudent revoke perpetrated by Mrs. P , and passed over by my Lady L , mutually decided, that in common justice, both ladies should have been consigned for a month to the house of correction. Supper, as all suppers have done, ended. I placed my handsome partner in her mother's carriage, and was then depositing myself in a hackney-coach, when I espied my military friends upon the steps, hailed them immediately, and, embarking in the same vehicle, we were duly landed at "the Wexford." " Waiter!" cried the colonel, in a voice of thunder, " some brandy and red hot water. I wore my thin tights, for the first time these six months," addressing me, " and, by St. Patrick ! my limbs are icicles. I drank two glasses of execrable Teneriffe ! and, God knows one would be a sufficient dose of poison for a gouty man like me. Arrah ! waiter, have you it in the house ? If you have not, say so, and I'll run out and save my life at the next tavern." But the waiter was prompt, and the house honest. Up came the brandy and materials ; and the colonel, relieved from the anticipated attack in his stomach, " breathed again." I looked at my unfortunate friends, and never did men bear their misfortunes so differently. While the subaltern was in a phrensy, the commander was calm as a philosopher. 182 THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX. '* Well, if the devil had his own," exclaimed the irritated lieutenant, " my lady L would fry." " Rowland," said the colonel, solemnly, " what the deuce tempted you to play ? You don't understand the game, and I often told you so." " But," said I, interrupting him, " the rubber was yours. Mrs. P made a scandalous revoke. How could it escape your observation ? The young lady, who was leaning on my arm, was horrified at such barefaced cheating." " I remarked it," said the lieutenant ; " but I was ashamed to speak. I thought we were playing half-crown points !" " I wish I had seen it," said the colonel. " Ah, Rowly, you're no wizard !" " Well, no matter; I have suffered enough," said the subaltern, testily. " If I have a rap left, after these swind- ling jades, but one solitary guinea to carry me to Conne- mara !" " Pshaw ! beg, man, beg ! You have a face for any thing. I wonder how / stand upon the night's play." " Nine guineas minus," said the subaltern, " unless you managed to fob off a light piece, or pass a counter- feit." " That would be impossible," remarked the colonel ; "for though the crush was desperate, and I thought, and I wished, that the table would be overturned, the dowager thumbed every guinea over as if she had played with a pick-pocket. It was just then that I managed to secure a keep-sake ;" and he produced a huge snuff-box of fine gold and antique workman- ship from his side-pocket. I stared with wonder, while the subaltern ejaculated, " What a chance ! Ah, colonel, you are the jewel ! The box will pay our losses beautifully." " I beg to be excused from co-partnership," said the colonel, drily. " Rowly, you might have stolen for yourself. I saw a pair of gold-mounted spectacles upon the table, and a vinaigrette of silver device lay beside you. No, no, Rowly ! rob for yourself." " And/' said I, " my dear colonel, might I ask what may be the ultimate design which you harbour against the dowager's snuff-box !" " Why, faith, my young friend, my plans are simple THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX. 183 enough. I'll give you and that ommadawn,"* pointing to his lieutenant, " an early dinner, and bring you to the play afterwards. Well, it will be tolerably dark by that time. We'll pass St. Andrew's church, call next door, and get a worthy man who lives convenient, and who is very liberal in lending money to any body who leaves sufficient security behind him,- " we'll get him, in short, to take the box at his own valuation/' " And if it should be discovered ?" " Oh, little fear of that. No, my friend, before you and I are in the boxes, this box will be in the melting-pot. The man is a considerate and conscientious dealer. No, no, all's safe with him." We parted for the night. At noon, next day, we met at breakfast. I, although pretty conversant in odd adventures and mad freaks, was dying to see the conclusion of the snuff- box affair. We, of Trinity, often touched upon street-robbery in poles and rattles ; and, as far as public property went, were nowise scrupulous. I had once achieved a petty larceny, by running off with a pine-apple from a fruiterer's, foi which, however, I had the grace to send payment in the morning. Still the colonel's coup was so superior to all this, that I was so much interested in the denouement, as if I had been a principal concerned. At the appointed hour we regularly met in Dawson-street. Our host gave us the best dinner in Morrison's carte, and we had champagne , liqueurs, and a superabundant supply of the primest claret in the cellar. Pending dinner, the parties made an amicable arrangement touching the disposition of the booty. The field-officer was to share the surplus produce over the payment of the tavern bill ; and the subaltern was to be the vender of the spoil. It was nearly eight o'clock when we left Morrison's, arid directed our course to the civil gentleman who lent money on good security. We entered an outer hall, and thence ad- vanced into one encompassed by a tier of compartments, like confession-boxes. Rowly stepped into a vacant stall, and we stood close behind, to " aid, comfort, and counsel." The money-dealer left an unfinished bargain with a trades- f Anglice, an idiot. 184 THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX. man's wife, to attend upon his better-dressed customer. " Ah! hem hem !" said the subaltern, rather bothered to open the negotiation but the Lombard gave an encouraging sim- per, " A small advance wanted, I presume ?" " Why, no ah. hem! wish to dispose of a trifle a present, no use for it, but would not for the world it was known." The pawnbroker instantly presented his finger -and thumb, to receive watch, ring, or jewel, according as the case might be. The snuff-box was promptly displayed, and the happy eye of the money-dealer turned rapidly from the box to the pre- senter : " Well, sir, pray what be the value ?" " Really, can't say a present and " " Oh! ye-e-e-s old gold mere drug now-a-days about three pound ten an ounce once valuable bullion then scarce a year ago it would have been a very pretty swag." " Swag I What do you mean ?" cried the alarmed seller. " Zounds ! do you think I stole it?" " Oh, dear, no-o I beg pardon meant present. Here, the scales, John. Ah ! ah ! let me see ay standing beam ah ! say fifteen pounds full value, I assure you the price to a pennyweight/' " Very well ; I'm content : but if my friend discovered that I would part with his present " The broker raised his forefinger to his nose, and dropped his left eyelid with a striking expression tHe look would have done honour to an Old Bailey practitioner. The money was told down upon the counter: "The hammer, John!" A lean, ill-grown, ill-visaged dwarf, produced a weighty one. There was a small anvil affixed to the bench ; my Lady L 's box received one mortal blow, and the attending imp swept the shattered fragments into a crucible. What was the exact disposition of the assets, I cannot pre- tend to say ; but I believe they were fairly partitioned between the parties concerned. About six months afterwards, when passing through the city, after my father's death, I met Lord L -, and he received me with his customary kindness. " You must dine with me to-day," he said. I pointed to my mourning coat. " Oh, you must come the very place for one wishing to avoid the world. Since you left Dublin, my poor aunt has under- gone such a change ! an infernal gang has got round her THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX. 185 entirely ; and she, \vho once only lived for whist, cannot be persuaded to touch a card. By Jove, the good lady is be- witched. But I have arranged with her, that the first crop- eared scoundrel, or female ranter, I meet in Rutland-square, shall be the signal for my final abdication to Kildare-street and she knows that I am positive. Do come : not a soul dines with me, but that good, fat fellow, my Colonel/' I smiled as I recollected our last visit to the square, and pro- mised to be punctual. I arrived some time before Lord L , and found the dowager and my fat friend, the Colonel, t&e-a-t&e. Beyond the customary interchange of civilities, I did not interrupt them, receiving, however, from the commander a warm squeeze, and an inexpressibly comic look, that recalled a volume of adventure. The old lady resumed the conversation which my entree had suspended : "And you are six months absent, Colonel! Protect me! how time passes ! it should be a lesson a tacit monitor, as Mr. Hitchcock happily expresses it. Well, there was a carnal-minded, noisy crowd here ; and I remember you lost three rubbers. How such vain imaginations will push aside the better seeds ! Your partner was a well-meaning gentle- man, but never returned a lead. Oh, me ! that these vanities should be remembered. That very night, Colonel, I met with a serious, I may say distressing loss. My cousin, General Pillau's Indian snuff-box was stolen ! I sus- pected but judge not, as Mr. Heavyside said at the chapel yesterday. It was in my partner's hand the last time I ever saw it ; the rush to supper came she but we must be charitable. But here's my nephew O that he was awake to Gospel truth ! Well, my dear George, what news since ?" "None, madam: only that our old friend's over dead as Julius Caesar. Mother P will never cut out another honour," " Oh, George! do stop for once be serious. Mrs. P dead ! and, I fear, not prepared. Ah, me ! poor Mrs. P ! Many a rubber she and I have played she knew my system so well finessed a leetle too much but where am I running ? Well, / hope she was prepared, but she stole the General's fa*!" 186 THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX. " Phew ! if she stole snuff-boxes, she'll fry for it now," said the Colonel, taking share in the lament ; " I hope, madam, it was merely a pretty toy, something not valuable ?" "A toy I my dear sir ; fine pale gold invaluable for weight, age, and workmanship. Had you ever held it in your hand, you would never have forgotten it." " Faith ! arid likely enough, my lady." " George, love, if you would just speak to the executor, Put it on the score of a mistake." " I speak ! Madam, do you want to have me shot ?" " No, no, it's useless. Her nephew is an attorney. ' Do men gather grapes ?' as Mr. Heavy side says." " Damn Heavy side !" exclaimed the peer, " I must go see about some wine ;" and he left the room. The old lady recommenced with a groan " What a memory Mrs. P had ! she would remember cards through a rub- ber, and never omitted marking in her life. She took the General's box ; she had always a fancy for knickknackeries, and wore ornaments very unsuitable to her years forgetting the lilies of the valley. I wish Miss Clarke was here, a worthy comely young woman, Colonel, recommended to me as a spiritual assistant by Mr. WagstafF, of the Bethesda. My nephew can't bear her, because she was bred a dress-maker, and a vile dragoon officer told him some nasty story to her disadvantage. Oh, Colonel, I wish George was awakened you go to church regularly ?" " I cannot assert that I do regularly ; not that I see any harm in it." " Very prettily remarked, Colonel ; and you often, no doubt, reflect upon the place you're going to ?" " Yes, indeed, madam ; one must join one's regiment sooner or later." "Ah, Colonel, I wish George had your serious turn; and, between ourselves, he is by no means a safe whist player. His game is very dangerous. Ah, if I could have had Mr. WagstafF to meet you ! but my nephew's prejudice is so violent. He is a sweet, spiritual-minded young man comes often to sit an evening with me ; and he is so obliging ! takes Miss Clarke home at midnight to save me the expense of coach-hire, although she lives beyond the lamps. Poor Mrs. P ! I wonder who will get her card counters. They CRANIOLOGY. 187 were superb. Well, she stole the box, however; but as the inspired psalmist I mean penman, says Ah, me ! I have no memory ; I wish Miss Clarke was here. Well, George, any appearance of dinner ?" *' So says the butler, madam, and here he comes/* " Colonel, take down my aunt ;" and thus ended Lady L 's lamentation over sin, snuff-boxes, and Mrs. P . CHAPTER XXX. The Otter-killers return Craniology Superstitions Sea-horse- -Master, otter Anecdotes of it Ghosts and fairies Their influence upon man and animals Cure of witchcraft Holy lakes Lough Keirawn Its butter fishery The Faragurta Its causes, imaginary and real Cures and cases Swearing Comparative value upon the book, the vestment, and the skull The clearing of Miss Currigan An uncatholic cook. THE otter-killer arrived here last evening, after havi/ig, according to his own account, worked wonders upon a damaged head. From the specimens I have seen during my short sojourn at Ballycroy, I have come to a conclusion, that the skulls of the natives are fabricated of different materials te those of all the world besides. Their endurance is miraciK lous a fellow who was reported as " beaten to a jelly, and anointed by the priest," last week, actually cleared a fair with an unpronounceable name, yesterday, after qualifying for admission to the next infirmary some half-score of his Ma- jesty's liege subjects. This is an every-day exploit ; and of all the corners of the earth that I have visited, I would name this as the place wherein to establish a resident craniologist. Like all wild people, these aborigines are absurdly credu- lous, and open to the grossest superstitions. Charms, as they believe, are employed with decided success, in every disease you name. The existence of ghosts and fairies is universally acknowledged ; and animals of extraordinary for- mation, and strange virtues, are supposed to inhabit lakes and rivers. Among these the sea-horse and master-otter* are pre- * There is a strange coincidence between the master-otter of the Irish ind the Jungunus crocodile of the Japanese. 188 THE MASTER-OTTER, eminent. By a singular anomaly, the first is said to be found in certain inland loughs, and his appearance is imagined to be fatal to the unfortunate person who encounters him. The latter, however, should be an object of anxious research, for he is endued with amazing virtues. Where a portion of his skin is, the house cannot be burned, or the ship cast away, and steel or bullet will not harm the man who possesses an inch of this precious material. Antony, indeed, confesses, that in the course of his otter-hunting, he has never been fortunate enough to meet this invaluable brute ; but he tells a contused story of one having been killed "far down in the north/* by three brothers called Montgomery, who, from poverty, became immensely rich, and whose descendants are opulenf to this very day. He says, the master-otter was seen twice in this neighbourhood. At Dhu-hill, he appeared about sixty years ago, attended by about one hundred common-sized animals, who waited upon " the master/' like loyal and duti- ful beasts. He was also observed by one of the O'Donnel family, whilst passing through Clew Bay in a sailing-boat. Requiring a supply of fresh water, O'Donnel landed on an island for the purpose of filling his keg, but found the spring already occupied by a strange and nondescript animal. After his first surprise had subsided, he returned to the boat, and procured a gun. This he loaded carefully with five fingers and a half* for Antony is minute in all his narratives and then, and within a dozen yards, levelled at the master. Thrice he drew the trigger, and thrice the gun missed fire. The otter wisely determined not to give him a fourth chance, and left the well for the ocean. Mortified at his failure, O'Donnel tried his gun at a passing gull ; it exploded without trouble, and finished the unfortunate bird thus proving, beyond a doubt, that the gun was faultless, and the preservative quali- ties of the animal were alone to blame " And, indeed," quoth Antony, "he might have snapped at the master to eternity ; for if an inch of skin can save house, ship, and man, what a deal of virtue there must be in a whole hide !" The legendary tales touching the appearance of ghosts, and the exploits of fairies, are endless. The agency of the former appears directed principally to men, while the latter exercise * The lower class of Irish describe the charge of a gun, not by quantity of powder and shot, but by long measure. GHOSTS AND FAIRIES. 189 their powers upon children and cattle. Indeed, the sinister influence of the " faery race" appears to fall almost exclusively upon the brute creation in Ballycroy ; and through it many an unhappy cow comes to an untimely end, and if she escape loss of life, she suffers what is nearly as bad, loss of butter.* For the first calamity, Antony ackntf pledges there is no cure ; but * While staying at a gentleman's house, I heard, when passing the poiter's lodge, that the gate-keeper's cow was ill. As she was a fine animal, the loss would have heen a serious one to the family, and hence I became interested in her recovery. For several days, however, the report to my inquiry was more unfavourable, and at last the case was considered hopeless. The following morning, as I rode past, I found the family in deep distress. The cow, they said, could not live many hours ; and the gate- keeper had gone off to fetch " the charmer," who lived some ten miles distance. I really sympathised with the good woman. The loss of eight or nine guineas to one in humble life is a serious calamity ; and from the appearance of the cow I concluded, though not particularly skilful, that the animal would not survive. That evening I strolled out after dinner. It was sweet moonlight, and I bent my steps to the gate-house to inquire if the cow still lived. The family was in great tribulation. " The charmer had arrived had seen the cow had prepared herbs and nostrums, and was performing some solitary ceremony at an adjacent spring- well, from which he had excluded every member of the family in assisting." I was most curious to observe the incantation, but was dissuaded by the gate-keeper, who implored me " to give the conjuror fair play." In five minntes the charmer joined us he said the case was a bad one, but that he thought he could bring round the cow. He then administered the "unhallowed potion," and I left the lodge, expecting to hear next morning that the animal was defunct. Next day, " the bulletin was favourable ;" and " the charmer" was in the act of receiving his reward I looked at him : he was as squalid and heart-broken a wretch in appearance as ever trod the earth. The cow still seemed weak, but " the charmer" spoke confidently of her recovery. When he left the lodge and turned his steps homewards, I pulled up my horse and waited for bim. He would rather have avoided an interview, but could not. " Well, fellow, you have humbugged that poor family, and persuaded them that the cow will recover?" * I have told them truth," said the charmer, coldly. " And will your prophecy prove true ?" I asked, in a tone of scornful incredulity. " It will," said he ; " but, God help me ! this night I'll pay dearly for it !" I looked at him his face was agonized and terror-stricken ; he crossed the fence, and disappeared. W f hen I passed the gate-house on my return, the cow was evidently- convalescent ; and in a few days she was perfectly well. I leave the solution of the mystery to the learned ; for in such matters, as they say in Connaught Neil an skeil a gau maun. 190 THE FARAGURTA. for the second, there is " balm in Gilead," and certain holy loughs afford an antidote to this elfin visitation. The cow, I believe, should be present at the operation, which is performed by committing her tether and some butter to the waves, with (of course) a due proportion of prayers for her recovery. Whether the animal be benefited or not, there be others who reap sure and solid advantages. At the proper period, some saint's day, no doubt, when Lough Keiravvn is frequented by the proprietors of bewitched cattle, many of the poor of the neighbourhood congregate on the lee-side of the lake, and a lively and profitable fishing of fresh butter con- tinues, until the oblations to the saint or saintess of the lake, on the part of the afflicted cows, have ended. Among the human diseases ascribed to supernatural causes, the faragurta is the principal. Conjectures touching its origin are numerous and contradictory, and it is attributed to everything but the true cause. The faragurta comes on sud- denly a general weakness precedes the attack the sufferer's strength is prostrated in an instant he sinks down, and, if assistance be not at hand, perishes. Many persons are lost through this disease, while crossing the extensive wilds around us, where human relief is generally unattainable. The causes, to which in popular belief it is ascribed, are many. Some assert that it is brought on by treading upon a poisonous plant; others, that it is occasioned by fairy influence ; while more affirm, that it is produced by passing over the place where a corpse has been laid down. But this mystified cLaorder is, after all, nothing but exhaustion conse- quent upon hunger and fatigue. The lower classes are parti- cularly obnoxious to its attack. They eat but seldom, and at irregular seasons ; and commonly labour for many hours before they break their fast. Want of food produces faintness and exhaustion ; and a supernatural cause is sought for a simple malady, which is only the natural consequence of dyspepsia and an empty stomach. One would imagine that the specific for faragurta would at once point out its origin. Bread, or even a few grains of corn, are believed to cure it instantly ; but any kind of food is equally efficacious. " I have seen," said my kins- man, " many persons attacked with faragurta, and have myself een patient and physician. Some years ago, a fine CURE OF THE FARAGURTA, 191 active boy, called Emineein* commonly attended me to the moors, and one day he was suddenly taken ill, in the very wildest part of the hills. He lost all power of limb, and lay down upon the heath unable to proceed a step. We had no grain of any kind to administer, and in this emergency tried that universal panacea a glass of whisky. After he had swallowed the cordial, the boy rather got worse than better, and we were obliged to carry him to a still- house, at nearly two miles, distance. On our arrival, fortunately for Emineein, we found the operators collected round a skibb\ of potatoes. After eating one or two, the patient was able to join the party, and next morning proceeded stoutly home. " In my own case, the predisposing cause was no enigma. I had been one of a knot of foxhunters who, on the pre- ceding night, had indulged in a desperate jollification. Finding a disinclination for breakfas.t, I repaired, contrary to my general habit, without it to the mountains. I had exercised severely for several hours, when at once I became helpless as an infant, and sank upon a bank incapable of motion. My pony and some food were speedily obtained, and the faragurta banished. But assuredly, if unassisted, I must have lain upon the heath, for I could not make the slightest exertion to get forward." It is a lamentable fact, that the obligation of legal oath is here of trifling importance. Cases of determined perjury occur every day ; and an adjuration upon the evangelists, is considered as being far inferior in solemnity to one upon the priest's vestment. Whether there be any regular formula to be observed in this comparative swearing, I know not ; I say comparative, for in Ballycroy, oaths, like adjectives, have three degrees of value. First, that upon the evangelists ; the second, upon the vestment ; and the last upon the skull. Nothing is more common than to hear a fellow, who had just laid down the book, offer to fortify his doubtful evidence, by taking number two. But even the vestment is not always conclusive; and the following anecdote will best describe the value of com- parative swearing : * Synonymous to Neddy. t A basket. 192 AN ANECDOTE. Andy Bawn has felt the arrow of " the villain," and believed " fond wretch !" that he was beloved again. The night o the portmanteau affair will ever be chronicled upon his me- mory ; for while he was under fear and terror at the bridge of Ballyveeney, she, the lady of his love, was at a prinkum* at Latrah, performing "apples for gentlemen/'f with another suitor. Nay, more, the quondam lover, as was reported, had actually cecisbeo'd Miss Biddy Currigan across the bogs ; and dark and dangerous inuendoes arose from this imprudent escort. Andy Bawn was unhappily a man " who doubts, but dotes ; suspects, yet fondly loves." Alas ! what was to be done ? Could Miss Currigan become Mrs. Donahoo, after suffering a regular blast, as they call it, in the kingdom of Con- naught ? Impossible ! her character must be cleared, and Andy satisfied. The magistrate was proposed well, that was good enough, if it were the identity of a strayed sheep, or the murder of a man ; but in a nice case, like Miss Currigan's, it was totaly inefficient. " The vestment would be taken," still better ; but the world was censorious : and, after all, Biddy Currigan w r as a giddy girl to cross a couple of miles of moorland, after midnight, with a declared lover, and him hearty;^. and so thought Andy Bawn. At last the sus- pected virgin volunteered to " take the skull/' dispel the fears of her liege lord, and put calumny to the blush for ever. Andy Bawn " breathed again ;" and the otter- killer was directed to provide the necessary articles for the cere- mony. A skull was accordingly procured from a neighbouring bury ing- ground ; and Andy's mother, anxious for the honour of the family, threw into the relic a bunch of keys for iron, they say, adds desperately to the solemnity of the obligation. The apparatus being paraded, Antony explained, in the mother tongue, that the sins of the lady or gentleman to whom the skull had once appertained, would be added to Miss Currigan's, if she, Biddy, swore falsely ; and Mrs. Do- nahoo jingkd the old iron, and showed that she was " awake * A Ballycmv ball, on the " free and easy" plan, where much whisky and no ceremony, is used. f A favourite contre danse a the above assemblies. Ancilice t half drunk. AN UNCATHOLIC COOK. 193 to time," and had left nothing on her part undone, that could give effect to the ceremonial. Miss Currigan, with a step and bearing that might silence slander, advanced under the direction of the otter-killer: like a maid "in the pride of her purity," she devoutly placed her hand upon the skull and Andy Bawn was made a happy man for ever ! That the saints are often and scandalously overreached by sinners, is a fact which must be admitted and lamented. One case of base dishonesty has but recently occurred in the establishment of my cousin. A cook, whom he had procured through the agency of a friend, has proved a heavy defaulter, and, as Antony says, " scandalized the family." For a considerable time her conduct was unques- tionable : she went regularly to mass, gave half- a- crown at Easter, never missed confessions, and, better still, conducted the culinary department with excellent propriety, so much so, that Father Andrew declared from the altar, that she was an exemplary artiste, and a capital Christian. " Frailty, thy name is woman !" This paragon of cooks levanted one frosty night with a travelling pedler ? Then, and not till then, was the dark side of her character exhibited. " She did not value Lent a traneein had shared a rasher with Sir Charles's man upon a blessed Friday and, if a skillet went astray, she would promise a pilgrimage to the Reek for its recovery, with- out the least intention of ever laying a leg upon that blessed hill." The morning after her disappearance, her sins were freely canvassed in the kitchen. "The Lord forgive her !" said the keeper, "for I can't ; she treated the young dogs abominably. Spot will lose a claw ; and I am sure it was Sibby, the devil speed her ! that scalded him." " She could hide a quart of spirits, and it would never show upon her," cried Pattigo. " She was mighty dangerous in a house," exclaimed the black-eyed chamber-maid ; "I never settled the master's room, but she was sure to pass the window." " She's gone," said the otter-killer ; " there's wxDrse in the north than Sibby. Many a good bowl of broth she gave me. Tho she mur tho she ; agus neil she gun lought.* She was * Anylice, " She is as she is ; but she's not without her fault." 194 FRESH ARRIVALS. no great Catholic it is true ! for she owned to me last Saint John's and she hearty at the time that she was in debt four stations at Ball, and three and twenty at Croagh Patrick ! She was, the crature, a fine warrant for a promise, but the worst performer under the canopy of heaven She'll never/ 5 said the old man, with his own peculiar chuckle, " clear scores with the Reek and Father Nolan. In troth, I think it would almost puzzle Bobby !"* CHAPTER XXXI. Fresh arrivals The priest's reception The lodge alarmed Preparations for deer-stalking State of the garrison The mountain lake The peasant's adventure The ravine and red-deer A Highland amhuscade The catastrophe. IF a man were obliged to chronicle with brevity the leading events of our terra incognita, I would advise him to reduce them to " arrivals and departures." As the door is never locked, the stream of visiters is incessant. Every man coming from " the corners of the earth " drops in with a " God save ail here !" This is the Shibboleth of Ballacroy ; the accre- dited letter of introduction, and, better for the traveller still, a full acquittance for meat, drink, and lodging. This morning we have had an illiterative arrival a piper, a pedler, and a priest. Although I place them according to their order of approach, I need scarcely say that the last, * This extraordinary being lived at the foot of Croagh Patrick, and was the first performer (religious) of his day, in Connaught. He generally resided at the house of a neighbouring gentleman ; and when a pilgrim visitor was discouraged by the acclivity of the hill, or the quantity of prayers to be got over, Bobby, for a consideration, undertook and executed the task. He was not only a harmless, but, as may be well imagined, a very useful personage ; and his death has left a blank which has never yet' been filled. The remains of poor Bobby, at his own request, were transported to the summit of the mountain, and deposited on the apex of Croagh Patrick, where he had so often and so usefully performed. As he was laid where no other body rested, the line intended for Sir John Mooie f would be probably more applicable to the hermit : " They left him alone with his glory! " PREPARATIONS FOR DEER-STALKING. 195 our respected friend, has given unexpected pleasure. For me, the visit is delightful, for I hope to obtain another lesson in the " gentle art." The Colonel has embraced this "Walton of the wilderness ;" a man on whom four bottles would not show, and to whom, in woodcraft and theology, in the com- mander's opinion, the clerk of Copmanhurst himself was little better than a bungler; and, notwithstanding my kinsman's delinquency in intercepting the despatches, and abstracting the enclosure, he has escaped with a tap or two upon the cheek ; for, as Antony declares, " Father Andrew dotes upon the Master." But a shepherd in breathless haste has rushed into the cabin. By expressive signs, and a few words, he has conveyed the intelligence to Mr. Hennessey, that three outlying deer are at this minute in a neighbouring glen. He saw them in a valley, as he crossed the brow above. Nothing short of the landing of a French army, or a smuggler, could occasion such confu- sion. The chamber of state is invaded, rifles are uncased, shot exchanged for bullets, a basket with refreshments packed : all is hurry and preparation, and in an incalculably short time we are ready for the fray, and in full march for the mountains. Shakspeare, or he is belied, was in his youth a deer fancier, and he would probably describe this busy scene by "loud alarum, exeunt omnes." The day is particularly favourable, the sun shines brilliantly, the sky is without a cloud, and if we even miss the deer, I trust that the prospect from the mountain-top will more than repay our labour in ascending it. The party comprises three guns, and some ten or twelve drivers, with our guide. My kinsman and Hennessey have rifles ; I am no marksman with a bullet, and I declined to take one, and therefore must put my trust in honest John Manton. We bend our course di- rectly to the mountain cleugh, where the deer were seen by the peasant ; but when we reach the base of the hills, we must diverge to the left, and make a considerable detour, and judg- ing from the appearance of the heights to be surmounted, we have work cut out, which, before our return to the hut, will tell what metal we are made of. Nor is the garrison during our absence left without protec- tors. The colonel, the priest, the otter-killer, and old John, there keep watch and ward. The former twain appear tQ o 2 196 THE PEASANT'S ADVENTURE. have sworn eternal friendship over a three-legged table, and are settled t&e-a-t&e at either side of the cabin window, with all the requisites for fabricating flies displayed before them. Antony is greasing his otter-trap beside the fire. He still indulges the vain hope, that his rheumatism may be cured, and that he will once more revisit the remoter loughs, where otters are abundant, and where many of his happier days were "lang syne" spent. Poor fellow! his hunting is ended, and his trap, like a warrior's sword, must be laid aside, for age has come heavily upon its master. Old John, " the last and trus- tiest of the four," has assumed his culinary apron, and from the strength and array of his " matfriel" it is clear, that he calculates little upon the red- deer venison we shall bring home. A smart walk of some three miles over an undulating surface, of gentle but regular ascent, brought us to the deep and circular lake which lies at the base of Carrig-a- binniogh ; it seems the boundary between the hill-country and the moorlands. Here we halted, and held with the peasants a council of war, on the course of operations to be pursued. The situation of this mountain lough is extremely pictu- resque ; on three sides it is embosomed in the hills, which rise boldly from the water's edge, and for many hundred feet appear to be almost perpendicular. Its depth is considerable, and hence, bright as the day is, the waters have a dark and som- bre look. It abounds with trout of moderate size and excel- lent flavour. They were rising fast at the natural fly, and appeared generally to be herring- sized. While resting here, preparatory to attempting to ascend the heights, Cooney, the guide, related a very apposite adven- ture. Late in the autumn of the preceding year, the peasant aad visited the lake with his fishing-rod. The trouts took well, and Cooney had nearly filled his basket, when he was startled by the report of a gun, at no great distance up the }iill. While he looked in the direction from whence the shot appeared to have been discharged, a fine full-grown stag crossed the brow above him, tottered downwards for some twenty steps, and then falling into a steep and stony ravine, rolled lifelessly over, until he reached the very spot where the CARRIG-A-BINNIOGH. 19> astonished fisherman was standing. Before his surprise had time to abate, a man, armed with a French gun,* leaped upon the bank over which the deer had fallen, and was joined imme- diately by a companion, armed also with a fowling-piece*, Then, for the first time, they observed the startled angler. The discovery was anything but agreeable ; for, after a momentary pause, they rushed down the hill together, and presenting their long guns at Cooney's breast, ordered him to decamp, in terms that admitted of no demur. The angler absconded forthwith ; for, as he reasoned fairly enough, " a man who could drive an ounce of lead through a stag's skull, would find little trouble in drilling a Christian/' On looking round, he saw the deer-stealers place the carcass on their shoulders, and ascend the heights, over which they quickly disappeared. The feat is almost incredible, and it required an amazing effort of strength and determination to transport a full-grown red- deer over a precipitous mountain, which we, in light marching order, and with no burden but our guns, found a difficult task enough to climb. From its very base, Carrig-a-binniogh presents a different surface to the moorlands which environ it ; heath is no more seen, and in its place the mountain's rugged sides are clothed with lichen and wild grasses. The face of the hill is broken and irregular, and the ascent rendered extremely disagreeable by multitudes of loose stones which, being lightly bedded in the soil, yield to the pressure of the traveller's foot, and of course increase his difficulties. After the first hundred yards had been gallantly sur- mounted, we halted by general consent to recover breath. Again we resumed our labour, and, with occasional pauses, plodded on " our weary way." As we ascended, the hill became more precipitous, the grass shorter, and the hands were as much employed as the feet. The halts were now * When the French, under Humbert, landed at Killala in the autumn of 1798, they brought with them a large qua tity of arms and military clothing, to equip the numerous partisans they expected to have found in the country. After the French general was defeated, and the insurrection had been put down, many of the guns which had been distributed among the peasantry were buried, or effectually concealed ; and they have been used in poaching and wild-fowl shooting to the present time. The French barrels are said to throw shot much better than those of English muskets. I have never seen their relative merits proven, but imagine that the superiority of the former is owing to their greater length. 198 PROSPECT FROM CARIUG-A-BINNIOGH. more frequent ; and each progression towards the summit shorter after every pause. "To climb the trackless moun- tain all unseen/' is very poetical, no doubt, but it is also, I regret to add, amazingly fatiguing, and a task for men of thews and sinews of no ordinary strength. But we were determined and persevered -" en avant," was the orde,r of the day ; on we progressed, slowly but continuously; the steepest face of the hill was gradually overcome, and a wide waste of moss and shingle lay before us, rising towards a cairn of stones which marks the apex of the mountain. We pressed on with additional energy ; the termination of our toil was in view : in a few minutes we gained the top, and a scene, glorious beyond imagination, burst upon us at once, and repaid tenfold the labour we had encountered to ob- tain it. We stood upon the very pinnacle of the ridge, two thou- sand feet above the level of the sea ; Clew Bay, that mag- nificent sheet of water, was extended at our feet, studded with its countless islands : inland, the eye ranged over a space of fifty miles ; and towns and villages, beyond number, were, sprinkled over a surface covered with grass, and corn, and heath, in beautiful alternation. The sun was shining glo- riously, and the variety of colouring presented by this expansive landscape, was splendidly tinted by the vertical rays of light. The yellow corn, the green pasturage, the russet heaths, were traceable to an infinite distance, while smaller objects were marked upon this natural panorama, and churches, towns, and mansions occasionally relieved the prospect. "We turned from the interior to the west ; there the dark ^waters of the Atlantic extended, till the eye lost them in the horizon. Northward, lay the Sligo islands ; and south- ward, the Connemara mountains, with the noble islands of Turk and BofHn nearer objects seemed almost beneath us ; Achil was below Clare Island stretched at our feet while our own cabin looked like a speck upon the canvas, dis- tinguished only by its spiral wreath of smoke from the hillocks that encircled it. There was an indescribable lone- liness around, that gave powerful effect to all we saw. The dreariness of the waste we occupied was grand and imposing : we were far removed from every thing human ; we stood above the world, and could exclaim with Byron, " this, this is solitude !" HIGHLAND SCENE. 199 How long we might have gazed on this brilliant spectacle is questionable. Hennessey, less romantic than we, reminded us that it was time to. occupy the defile, by which the deer, if found, and driven from the lowlands, would pass within our range. Thus recalled, we looked at the immediate vicinage of the cairn. It was a wilderness of moss and bog, and granite, barren beyond description, and connected with the upper levels of the Alpine ridge, which extended for miles at either side, by a narrow chain of rock, which seemed more like the topping of a parapet than the apex of a line of hills. Indeed, a more desolate region could not be well imagined ; no sign of vegetation appeared, if scathed lichens, and parched and withered flag- grass be excepted. The mountain cattle were rarely seen upon these heights, and the footmarks upon the softer surface were those of the deer and goats. . Hen- nessey discovered the tracks of a herd of the larger species, which, from his acute observations, had evidently crossed the ridge since sunrise, and must, from their numerous traces, have amounted to at least a dozen. While we still cast a " longing lingering look" at a scene, which, I lament to say, I shall most probably never be per- mitted to view again a boy rose from the valley towards the south, and hastened at full speed to join us. His communi- cation was soon made, and, like the shepherd's at the cabin, pantomime rather than speech conveyed its import. His tidings were momentous ; the deer had moved from the place in which they had been first discovered, and were now within one thousand yards of the place where we were resting. Hennessey and the gossoon* advanced in double quick, and where the ridge is steepest between the highlands and the valley, we observed them make a sudden halt, and creep gingerly forward, to what seemed the brow of a pre- cipice. We followed more leisurely, and adopting a similar method of approach, stole silently on, and looked over the chasm. The precipice we were on forms the extremity of a long but narrow ravine, which gradually rising from the lowlands, divides the basis of Carrig-a-binnoigh and Meelroe. It was a perpendicular rock of fearful height. At either side the valley was flanked by the sides of the opposite hills ; and * Anglice, boy. 200 KED-DEER. they sprung up so rugged and precipitous as to be quite impracticable to all but " the wild flock which never needs a fold ;" and yet the cleugh below was like a green spot upon a wilderness. To the very bases of the ridges it was covered with verdant grass and blooming heather while, at the upper end, streams from several well-heads united together and formed a sparkling rivulet, which wandered between banks so green and shrubby, as formed a striking contrast to the barren heaths below and the blasted wilderness above. We put our bats aside, and peeped over. The wave of Hennessey's hand proved the boy's report to be correct, and we were gratified with a sight of those rare and beau- tiful animals which formed the objects of our expedition. They were the same leash which the peasant had noticed in the lower valley an old stag, a younger one, and a doe. The great elevation of the precipice, and the caution with which we approached the verge, permitted us, without alarm- ing them, to view the red- deer leisurely. They appeared to have been as yet undisturbed, for, after cropping the herbage for a little, the younger stag and the hind lay down, while the old hart remained erect, as if he intended to be their sentinel. The distance of the deer from the ridge was too great to allow the rifle to be used with anything like certainty ; and from the exposed nature of the hills at either side, it was impossible to get within point-blank range undiscovered. Hennessey had already formed his plans, and drawing cau- tiously back from the ridge, he pulled us by the skirts, and beckoned us to retire. We fell back about a pistol-shot from the cliff, and under a rock, which bore the portentous name of Craignamoina,* held our council of war. There were two passes, through one of which the deer, when roused and driven from the glen, would most likely retreat. The better of these, as post of honour, was, more politely than prudently, entrusted to me my kinsman occu- pied the other ; and Hennessey having ensconced us behind rocks which prevented our ambush from being discovered, crossed to the other side of the ridge, and I lost sight of him. Meanwhile the boy had been despatched to apprize the drivers that the deer were in the ravine, and to notify the spot where * AMjlice, the rock of slaughter. A HIGHLAND AMBUSCADE. 201 we were posted, to enable them to arrange their movements according to our plans. I will not pretend to describe the anxious, nay agonizing hour that I passed in this highland ambuscade. The deep stillness of the waste was not broken by even the twittering of a bird. From the place where I lay concealed, I commanded a view of the defile for the distance of some eighty yards, and my eye turned to the path by which I expected the deer to approach, until to gaze longer pained me. My ear was equally engaged ; the smallest noise was instantly detected, and the ticking of my watch appeared sharper and louder than usual. As time wore on, my nervousness increased. Sud- denly a few pebbles fell my heart beat faster but it was a false alarm. Again, I heard a faint sound, as if a light foot pressed upon loose shingle it was repeated. By Saint Hubert, it is the deer ! They have entered the gorge of the pass, and approach the rock that covers me, in a gentle canter ! To sink upon one knee and cock both barrels was a moment's work. Reckless of danger, the noble animals, in single file, galloped down the narrow pathway. The hart 202 THE DEAD STAG. led the way, followed by the doe, and the old stag brought up the rear. As they passed me at the short distance of twenty paces, I fired at the leader, and, as I thought, with deadly aim; but the ball passed over his back, and splintered the rock beyond him. The report rang over the waste, and the deer's surprise was evinced by the tremendous rush they made to clear the defile before them. I selected the stag for my second essay ; eye and finger kept excellent time, as I imagined I drew the trigger a miss, by everything unfor- tunate ! The bullet merely struck a tyne from his antler, and, excepting this trifling graze, he went off at a thundering pace, uninjured. Cursing myself, John Manton, and all the world, I threw my luckless gun upon the ground, and rushed to the summit of a neighbouring rock, from which the heights and valleys beyond the gorge of the pass were seen distinctly. The deer had separated the hart and doe turned suddenly to the right, and were fired at by my cousin, without effect. The stag went right ahead ; and while I still gazed after him, a flash issued from a hollow in the hill, the sharp report of Hen- nessey's piece succeeded, and the stag sprang full six feet from the ground, and tumbling over and over repeatedly, dropped upon the bent-grass with a rifle- bullet in his heart. I rushed at headlong speed to the spot where the noble animal lay. The eye was open the nostril expanded, just as life had left him. Throwing his rifle down, Hennessey pulled out a clasp-knife, passed the blade across the deer's throat, and requesting my assistance, raised the carcass by the haunches, in order to assist its bleeding freely. Having performed this necessary operation, and obtained the assistance of two of our companions from the valley, whence they had been driving the deer, we proceeded to transport the dead stag to the lowlands. It was no easy task, but we accomplished it quickly; and perceiving some horses grazing at no great distance, we determined to press one for the occasion. A stout pony was most unceremo- niously put in requisition, the deer laid across his back, and after emptying flask and basket joyously beside a stream of rock-water, we turned our faces to the cabin, where the news of our success had already arrived. DEER BROUGHT HOME. 203 CHAPTER XXXII. Deer brought home Dinner Gastronomic reflections Grouse soup- Roasted salmon Cooking pour et contre Carouse commences Symptoms of inebriety Night in the hills Coffee al fresco Tem- perance society A Bacchanalian group Auld lang syne Borrowing a congregation The company dispersed. WONDERFUL are the inventions of man ! The slaughter of an unhappy stag has been made good and sufficient cause for all the idlers of the community assembling at our cabin. They are squatted round the fire like Indians in a wigwam - and old John, no bad authority in such matters, declares in a stage whisper to his master, " that a four-gallon cag will scarcely last the night, there is such a clanjamfry of coosherers* in the kitchen the devil speed them, one and all !" It was twilight when we got home. The deer had arrived before us, and was already hanging up, suspended from the couples. A cheerful fire blazed in the room of state, while exhilarating effluvia from the outer chamber told that John's preparations were far advanced. We had scarcely time to make our hurried toilet before the table was covered, and * This phrase is used in Ireland to designate that useless and eternal tribe, who are there the regular attaches of families of ancient lineage. Nurses, fosterers, discharged servants, decayed sportsmen, and idlers of every sex, age, and calling, come under this description. There was a higher class of nuisance under the title of poor relations who formerly wandered over Connaught, and from the interminable ramifications of the old families, there were few houses into which these worthies had not a right of entree. The last one I recollect when a boy, traversed the country upon a white pony, dressed in dingy black, and Arrayed in a cocked-hat ; a certain number of houses were under annual requisition, and such was the influence of annual custom, that none would venture to refuse this forced hospitality, although the man was latterly a sad bore. Some gentlemen, when their " loving cousin was expected, had his approach observed, and stopped him in the avenue with an excuse that the house was full, and a subsidy of a few guineas. The money was always acceptable and whoever unluckily happened to be next number on the visiting list, was favoured with one week additional from my " Cousin Mac." " Mac," with his brigadier wig and white pony, has gone the way of all flesh, and by travestying a line of Sir Walter Scott, one could add, " The last of all the bores was he." 204 COOKING POUR ET CONTRE. Father Andrew, at the Colonel's especial solicitation, favourec us with a Latin grace. No one merits and relishes a good dinner better than grouse-shooter. It delights me to see my companion eat like a traveller ; and to please me, he should possess sufficient acumen to enable him to appreciate the fare. I despise the man who is cursed with a Spartan palate, and who hardly knows the difference between beef and mutton; and yet, in equal ratio, the gourmand is my abomination. There is a limit in culinary lore beyond which, as I opine, the sportsman should never travel. Like a soldier, he will sometimes find it serviceable to be able to direct the broiling of a steak and the combination of a stew. To fabricate a curry, or even regulate a hash, may be tolerated ; and in a wild country like Bally croy, or the Scottish highlands, this knowledge will frequently be "worth a Jew's eye;" but everything beyond this in kitchen accomplishments is detestable. With one who composed omelets, and talked scholarly of the materiel of a plum-pudding and I once had the misfortune to fall into a shooting party afflicted with such a personage I would consort no more upon the heath, than I would shoot with a cook, or draw a cover with a con- fectioner. And yet, with these antipathies, I recommend the neophyte to make himself in everything as independent as he can. A few practical lessons are worth a world of precept : one week's cooking on the moors will render him for life an adept ; and if gun and angle fail him not, he will be able to command a dinner, without owing to the devil the compliment of a bad cook. Did I wish to elucidate my opinions, I would stake them upon two items in our bills of fare. The soldier compounded the soup and such soup ! and yet it was the simple extract of a mountain hare, and five broken birds, which had been too much injured to permit their being sent away. Shade of Kitchener ! one spoonful of that exquisite potage would have made thee abandon half thy theories, and throw thy " cun- ningest devices" to the winds ! The Priest superintended the fish an eight-pound-salmon, crimped, split, subdivided, and roasted upon bog- deal skewers before a clear turf-fire. All the sauces that Lazenby ever fabricated, could not produce that soup, or emulate this broil. SYMPTOMS OF INEBRIETY. 205 Let him, whose jaded palate a club-house cook connot accom- modate, try the cuisinerie of our cabin. He shall walk to the mountain lake, and on his return, the Colonel will compose a soup, and the Priest supply a salmon : if eating like a plough- man be to him a pleasure " If these won't make him, The devil take him !" But lest my theories be mistaken, I must say, that I hold cooking and " creature comforts" as very secondary indeed to sport. If all can be had, so much the better ; and when I recommend the tyro to learn the art and mysteries of the broiling iron, it is precisely on the principle that the know- ledge how to cook a dinner may, at times, be as necessary for him, as to know how to wash a gun. No man, I pre- sume, will do either, who can manage to have them done by a deputy. But a sportsman, a keen straightforward sportsman, will of necessity be often left dependant upon his own resources, and hence he should be prepared for the contingency. It is the abuse I cry out against. A man who on the mountains counts the minutes until dinner- hour shall come, who is seeking an appetite rather than amusement, and instead of game is dreaming of gourman- derie him I totally reject, and implore to lay aside his gun for ever, and exchange the powder-flask for the pepper- box. The latter he will find more useful, and not half so dangerous. It was clear, from the very start, that this was to be among the wettest nights of the season. The Colonel settled himself for a comfortable carouse ; the Priest was not the man to desert his buon camarado ; and Antony declared that there was good cause for a general jollification, as he properly observed, that " it was not every day that Manus kills a bullock," by which old saw, I presume the defunct deer and ourselves are typified. No wonder, then, that the revel commenced with all the members of the body politic ; and whilst the contents of the "four-gallon keg" were invaded in the kitchen, the wine circulated rapidly in the chamber of state. In truth, during my short but chequered life, civil and military, I never saw a party evince an honester disposition to drink fair. No coquetry about filling ; no remonstrances touching " heeltaps and skyliehts ;" round went the bottle, until the juice of 206 COFFEE AL FRESCO. the grape appeared too cold a fluid for such mercurial souls and a general call for a more potent liquid was given am obeyed. Now came "the sweet hour i' the night/' and old Can might, if he pleased, have "hanged himself in his owi garters." The Priest, whose voice must once have beer remarkably fine, and who certainly never impaired it mucl by " hallooing psalms/' sang national melodies, or joined the Colonel and my cousin in glees and catches, which, as Wamba says, were not " ill-sung/' " Fast and furious" the mirth proceeded, while, " every pause between/' clouds o: tobacco rose like a mist-wreath, and overspread the company with a canopy of vapour. For my own part, every prudential resolution vanished wit! the first catch ; and it was not till a certain unsteadiness o; vision discovered that I had reached that felicitous state wher no twelve honest men, upon oath, would certify my sobriety, that I mustered courage to retreat. I felt that, had I remainec much longer, I was likely to become hors de combat ; and : lighting a cigar, left the cabin to breathe the fresh air, whicl long since had been superseded in the banqueting-room by ar atmosphere of genuine cannastre. It was a mild, calm, dark night, and such a one feels delicious in the hills. Two or three solitary stars were feeblj twinkling in the sky, though, were the truth told, probably there was but one. I took the pathway leading to the river, and sat down upon the banks, to " blow my cloud' in solitude. I was not, however, permitted to muse alone ; my kinsman immediately joined me, and settling himsel: upon one of the masses of turf, which the floods tear froir the banks of the stream, and leave, when their violence subsides, upon the verge of the river, replenished his meerschaum. "How refreshing/' he said, "to exchange that mephitic air within, for this mild but bracing night-breeze ! I savi you pass the glass, and I desired John to bring us out some coffee. It is a queer place, too, for a Mocha fancier to indulge in ; but this is the charm that binds me to the mountains. IE life, locality is everything ; it is not the what one does, it is the where. Venison at a city feast is an every-day concern ; and the best haunch in England would not ha^ e the gusto of the red deer's that hangs from the roof within. Common comfort, TEMPERANCE SOCIETY. 207 in a wildeaness like this, from the barrenness of all around, receives a zest, which nothing in civilized society can realize, and ' voila Vexemple* " Lighted by a peasant with a bog-deal torch, that emitted more light than forty candles together, the old man approached us with his tray. Coffee taken in the open air, " in darkness palpable," into which the powerful blaze of the torch which our bare-legged attendant held could but feebly penetrate, associated with the place and company, made an impression on my fancy that will not be readily obliterated. " Next to modern fanaticism, nothing stirs my choler more/' said my kinsman, " than that silly bubble, yclept the Temperance Society, To prevent men from occasionally indulging, no matter what their grade in life may be, is perfectly Utopian. The more you inhibit what the world calls pleasure, the more you urge mankind to the pursuit. Hence, in water-drinking, more as in religion, there is the grossest hypocrisy prac- tised; and I would as soon trust a denouncer of wine with the key of my cellar, as allow my cat to have the entree of the dairy. Then, upon the score that health and longevity are interrupted by even a moderate attachment to the bottle, I deny the position altogether ; and for my proof I would point out the group within. The otter-killer says that he is eighty we at the Lodge, from certain data, know him to be at least five years more ; his life has been one of much severity, with constant exposure to heat and cold : and he has, as he admits, been always a free drinker. The Colonel, for thirty years, has been attached to the most dissipated regiments in the service, and excepting that he suffered from gout, which is hereditary in his family, and rheumatism occasioned by a neg- lected wound, where is there a more vigorous sexagenarian ? But the Priest is probably the best example of them all. Ex- posed to all the annoyances of his profession, brought constantly within the sphere of contagion, called out of bed at midnight, and obliged to brave weather, when, as it has been happily ex- pressed, a man would not reject an enemy's dog, he exercises hospitality freely ; and is there a panado-rnaker among the whole water- drinking gang who could rough it with him for a fortnight ? But hark ! he pitches that manly and melodious voice he strikes up poor Burns* inimitable lyric, ' Then are we met.' That matchless song was surely written for such a voice and such a company !" 208 BACCHANALIAN GROUP. Under cover of the Priest's melody we approached the window. There sat a party, who might well put the Tempe- rance Society to the hlush. For their years, I suspect there was not a healthier, and I will swear not a happier, trio in the King's dominion. It was just the scene a Flemish artist would select to employ his pencil on. For effect, the light was excellent : the candles haying heen removed to the ex- tremity of the apartment, the bacchanalian group were revealed by the red and mellow blaze of a brilliant wood-fire. Sepa- rated by a table provided with every requisite for a deep carouse, sat the soldier and the churchman. The back of the latter was turned to the window, but his amplitude of shoulder and bull-neck at once bespoke the strength for which he was remarkable, while the partial baldness of his head told that he had passed life's meridian. The tall and martial figure opposite contrasted well with the churchman's. Older by some half-score years, he might, like Jack Falstaif, be " some fifty, ay, or, by the mass, threescore !" but his age was green; and notwithstanding the wear and tear that a military life and its occasional excesses had caused, his cheerful countenance and merry eye showed that he loved yet to hear " the chimes at midnight." The otter-killer completed the group : sitting on a low stool, from time to time he regulated and supplied the wood-fire ; his silver hair collected in a long cue, seal-skin pouch, singular dress, and venerable air, made him the most striking figure of the party. A little terrier bitch, who never left her master, lay at the old man's feet, while an indulged black setter luxuriated before the blaze, with his intelligent head and pendulous silky ears rested on the Colonel's knee. "Is not that indeed a picture?" whispered my cousin. " What heads they have ? John placed yonder bottle before them as I went out, and two parts of it are gone already. But hush ! let us hear the conversation. I think if there be strength in poteen, the Colonel has reached the moralizing point." "Andrew," said the commander. ("The Colonel," said my kinsman, aside, " is generally hard screwed when he calls the priest Andrew.") " Andrew, fill the glass : the boys are ruminating beside the river ; heir young blood is hotter than ours, so we'll stick to the ing^C'Side and the tumbler. There was a day when v* AULD LANG SYNE. 209 could bring a stag to the ground, and scramble up Carrig- a-binniogh as stoutly as the best of them, but that day's gone : we have changed for the worse, and so has everything. Andrew, in our youth it was a merry world. But who suc- ceeded old Markham ? He was as honest a divine as ever finished a magnum. They talked for virtue has always its enemies of his smuggling a little, and having a private still in the stable ; but it was all hospitality. Andrew, the poteen is sweet, but weak help it man, for these glasses scarcely hold a thimbleful! at our age water- drinking won't do. Not a drop of brandy, you say, inside the Mullet ?"* " Not an anker in the barony!" returned his companion with a heavy sigh. " There was a time when my poor cabin could not be taken short for Nantz and Hollands ; but if I can keep a bottle of the native now, it is the most. Would you believe it, Colonel ? the revenue people searched my house a month ago." The Colonel looked indignant. " Search your house ? profane a priest's own dwelling? why, after a while, they'll look into the Lodge. Did you curse the scoundrels from the altar?" " Not I," said the churchman. "They are all northmenf and foreigners, who would not care a brass button whether I banned or blessed them for a twelvemonth. There is a ruffian of the flockj that acts as a spy and guide, and I suspect he sent them." " Excommunicate him !" exclaimed the commander, with drunken solemnity. * The grand boundary of the wild peninsula of Erris, separating it from the interior counties. It is used in a general sense to describe the district as " within or without the Mullet." t Northmen is a phrase not only applied to recent settlers from the north of Ireland, but even to families who have been located here for centuries. In point of fact, few of the tribes here are purely aboriginal ; for Ennis and Connemara being the Ultima Thule of the land, every wanderer for private and political offences fled to these havens of refuge, and in course of time amalgamated with the native proprietors of the soil. Hence to this day, their descendants are not unfrequently taunted with being novi homines; and when a delinquency is committed by one of these unhappy hybrids, an aboriginal will probably observe, " Sure, after all, what could be expected from him, considering that his great great- grandfather vf&sfrom the North!" t The flock a Roman Catholic congregation is so termed in r 210 REAL CHRISTIAN FEELING. "I did that last Candlemas. He brought a girl out of Achil, on book oath, and he with his three decent wives in the parish already. I quenched the candles on him, and then he took to the revenue Nemo repente fuit turpissimus" " And how do you and the new minister get on ?" " Poorly enough," answered the Priest. "This reforma- tion work has put the country clean asunder." " No good will come of it," said the Colonel. " I mind the time in Connaught when no man clearly knew to what religion he belonged ; and in one family, the boys would go to church and the girls to mass, or may be, both would join and go to whichever happened to be nearest. When I en- tered the militia, I recollect, the first time I was ever detached from head- quarters, I went with the company to Portumna. Old Sir Mark Blake, who commanded the regi- ment, happened to be passing through, and the night before he had had a desperate drink with General Loftus at the Castle. When I left Loughrea, I forgot to ascertain where I should bring the men on Sunday, and I thought this a good opportunity to ask the question. I opened his bedroom-door softly. ' Sir Mark,' says I, f where shall I march the men ?' ' What kind of a day is it ?" says he. ' Rather wet/ was my answer. 'It's liker the night that preceded it/ said he. * Upon my conscience, my lad/ he continued, ( my head's not clear enough at present to recollect the exact position of church and chapel ; but take them to the nearest.' That is what I call," and the Colonel shook his head gravely, "real Christian feeling." "Real Christian feeling," said the Priest, with a groan, " is nearly banished from the world. When I went first to Castlebar, to learn Latin from Dan Donovan, my uncle Martin, God be merciful to him! was parish priest, and Jack Benton was the minister. They agreed like sworn brothers, and no one dared say a word against either in the presence of his friend. Where the priest dined, the curate was sure to be also. They lived in true brotherhood ; and when one happened to be the worse of liquor, why the other would not leave him for a bishopric. The town was the most peaceable place in Connaught ; and how could it be otherwise with such an example ? Many a night I went before them with a lantern, when they carried Carney, the we fiddler, round the streets, to serenade the ladies. There BORROWING A CONGREGATION. 211 they would walk, like humble Christians, with the cripple in the middle, and neither caring a traneein, whether popery or protestantism was at the head of the barrow. These were blessed days, Colonel. I'll thank you for the canister, that tobacco is excellent, and I'll try another pipeful." " Och hone !" exclaimed the otter-killer, " isn't it a murder to see the clargy making such fools of themselves now 1 When I was young, priest and minister were hand-and- glove. It seems to me but yesterday, when Father Patt Joyce, the Lord be good to him ! lent Mr. Carson a con- gregation." " Eh ! what Antony ?" said the Colonel. " A congregation appears rather an extraordinary article to borrow." " Faith," said the otter-killer, "it's true. I was there myself, and I'll tell you the story. It was in the time of Bishop Beresford, that beautiful old man, many a half- crown he gave me, for I used often to bring game and fish to the palace from the master's father. He was the hand- somest gentleman I ever laid my eyes on ; and, och hone ! it was he that knew how to live like a bishop. He never went a step without four long- tailed black horses to his car- riage, and two mounted grooms behind him. His own body- man told me, one time I went with a haunch of red -deer and a bittern to the palace, that never less than twenty sat down in the parlour, and, in troth, there was double that number in the hall, for nobody came or went without being well taken care of. "Well, it came into old Lord Peter's* head, that he would build a church, and s ttle a colony of northmen away in the west. Faith, he managed the one easy enough ; but it failed him to do the other, for devil an inch the northmen would come ; for, says they, " Hell and Connaught's bad enough, but what is either to Connemara ?' " Well, the minister came down, and a nice little man he was, one Mr. Carson. Father Patt Flyn had the parish then, and faith, in course of time they two became as thick as inkle- weavers. " Everything went on beautiful, for the two clargy lived together. Father Patt Flyn minded his chapel and the flock, * Grandfather to the present Marquis of Sligo. 212 BORROWING A CONGREGATION. and Mr. Carson said prayers of a Sunday too, though sorrow a soul he had to listen to him but the clerk but sure that was no fault of his. " Well, I mind it as well as yesterday, for I killed that very morning two otters at Loughnamuckey, and the small- est of them was better to me than a pound note. It was late when I got down from the hills, and I went to Father Patt's as usual, and who should I meet at the door but the priest himself. 'Antony/ says he, ' ceadefealteagh, have ye anything with you, for the wallets seem full?' 'I have/ says I, ' your reverence / and I pulls out two pair of gra- ziers,* and a brace of three-pound trouts, fresh from the sea, that I caught that morning in Dhulough. In these days I carried a ferret, besides the trap and fishing-rod, and it went hard, if I missed the otters but I would net rabbits, or kill a dish of trout. '' Upon my conscience/ says the priest, ' ye never were more welcome, Antony. The minister and myself will dine off the trouts and rabbits, for they forgot to kill a sheep for us till an hour ago ; and you know, Antony, except the shoulder, there's no part of the mutton could be touched, so I was rather bothered about the dinner.' " Well, in the evening, I was brought into the parlour, and there were their reverences as cur coddiogh\ as you please. Father Patt gave me a tumbler of rael stiff punch, and the divil a better warrant to make the same was within the pro- vince of Connaught. We were just as comfortable as we could be, when a currier^ stops at the door with a letter, which he said was for Mr. Carson. Well, when the minister opens it, he got as pale as a sheet, and I thought he would have fainted. Father Patt crossed himself. ' Arrah, Dick/ says he, ' the Lord stand between you and evil ! is there any- thing wrong ?' 'I'm ruined/ says he ; ' for some lad member has wrote to the bishop, and told him that I have no con- gregation, because you and I are so intimate, and he's coming down to-morrow, with the dane, to see the state of things. Och, hone !' says he, ' I'm fairly ruined.' c And is that all that's frettin' ye?' says the priest, 'Arrah, dear Dick' for they called each other be their cristen names, ' is this all ? * Young rabbits. t Anglice, comfortable. Alias, courier. THE COMPANY DISPERSED. 213 If it's a congregation ye want, ye shall have a decent one to-morrow, and lave that to me ; and now we'll take our drink, and not matter the bishop a fig.' " Well, next day, sure enough, down comes the bishop, and a great retinue along with him ; and there was Mr. Carson ready to receive him. f l hear/ says the bishop, mighty stately, ' that you have no congregation/ ' In faith, your holiness,' says he, 'you'll be soon able to tell that,' and in he walks him to the church, and there were sitting threescore well-dressed men and women, and all of them as devout as if they were going to be anointed ; for that blessed morning, Father Patt whipped mass over before ye had time to bless yourself, and the clanest of the flock was before the bishop in the church, and ready for his holiness. To see that all behaved properly, Father Patt had hardly put off the vest- ment, till he slipped on a cota more,* and there he sat in a back sate like any other of the congregation. I was near the bishop's reverence ; he was seated in an arm-chair belonging to the priest, 'Come here, Mr. Carson,' says he; 'some enemy of yours,' said the sweet old gentleman, 'wanted to injure you with me. But I am now fully satisfied.' And turning to the dane, 'By this book !' says he, ' I didn't see a claner congregation this month of Sundays !' " "He said no such thing" exclaimed my kinsman, who, tired with the prolixity of the otter-killer, had interrupted the finale of the tale. " How dare you, Antony, put such unca- nonical and ungentlemanly language in the mouth of the sweet old man ? Here, John, clear the kitchen. Out with the piper, and chuck the keg after him. We'll disperse this congregation ; and they may dance outside if they please, while pipes and poteen stand them. And now ventilate the cabin, open door and window, and sling our hammocks as soon as possible." Agreeably to this mandate, the kitchen company were ejected with scanty ceremony ; the Colonel and the Priest retired to their respective beds with wonderful steadiness : while we took possession of our marquee, which, under existing circumstances, was Paradise itself compared with the cabin, which smoking, drinking, and cooking, had rendered everything but agreeable. * Anglice, a great-coat. 214 EFFECTS OF POTEEN. CHAPTER XXXIII. Pancing kept up Effects of poteen on the company Ball ends Rainy night Morning Pattigo A long swim Breakfast An incident Fox-catcher bitten by a wild cat Ferocity of that animal Anecdotes of them House-cats frequently run wild Destructive to rabbit- warrens Cat-killing" extraordinary The deer-skin Snow fatal to the red deer Anecdote of a hind and fawn Blistered foot Simple remedy My descent by " the mother's side." FOR a considerable time after we had retired to our cots, the ball was kept up with unabated spirit, upon a piece of level sward beside the river. The whisky appeared to affect the company differently, and individual propensities were strikingly developed. Some of the boys were particularly amative, and the rude love-making we overheard at times amused us much ; others betrayed a pugnacity of spirit which nothing but the master's propinquity repressed. By degrees the company began to separate : the piper, whose notes for the last half-hour had been exceedingly irregular, now evinced unquestionable symptoms of his being " done up" Instead of the lightsome and well-sustained jig, strange and dolorous noises issued from the chanter,* and, as one of the fair sex observed, who, by the way, in passing, tumbled over the tent cords, "Martin was totally smothered with spirits, and a body could no more dance to his music, than do the Patre o'pee to a coronach at a wake." It was well that this failure in the orchestral department brought the ball to a close, for at midnight the rain began to fall, and towards morning it came down in torrents. We were obliged to rise and slack the tent-cords ; but the marquee was a double one, and perfectly water-tight, and, as the cots were slung from upright posts at least a foot from the ground, we suffered no inconvenience from the rain, except the noise it made in rattling on the tense canvas. This, however, we soon became accustomed to, and slept till eight o'clock, as sound as watchmen. Long before we turned out, the Colonel and Priest were afoot, and we heard a prayer and supplication from the com- mander to old John, for a cup of strong coffee, while an idler * The principal or finger-pipe of the set. PATTIGO. 215 was despatched to the next well by the churchman, for a jug of cold spring water. Pattigo, who had rambled up the hills with a basket of fish and scallops, remarked, " that the gentlemen's coppers, he guessed, were rather hot this morning, and," as he eyed the empty bottles which were being removed, " to judge from the number of the marines, it was little wonder." From Pattigo' s parlance, I suspected that he had seen more of the world than usually falls to the lot of an ordinary skip- per of a fishing-boat nor was I wrong. I learned from his master, that for some good conduct, no doubt, he had been accommodated with board and lodging in a king's ship for upwards of two years, and that his sojourn there would have heen much longer, had he not managed to abridge the visit, by slipping one dark night over the vessel's side, and swim- ming to the shore, a distance of two miles. On this Byronian feat, however, the honest navigator seldom plumes himself, and it is only when he is "a bit by the head," that this exploit is mentioned. We found the household fully occupied in the cabin ; John in regulating the chamber of state, which, notwithstanding open doors and windows, still retained the miasma of tobacco- smoke, and Hennessey in skinning and breaking up the deen If I had been yesterday delighted with his superior execution with the rifle, I was now surprised at the masterly manner in which he dressed and dismembered the venison. He is certainly a clever fellow, and, could I but forget that he has finished a few of " the finest peasantry upon earth," the man would stand as high in my estimation, as he does in his foster brother's, " our loving cousin/' When breakfast was ended, at which, to do them justice, the Colonel and the Priest did their devoir most gallantly, and were occupied in debating what should be the order of the morning's amusement, and to fish, or not to fish, appeared the question, an incident such as in this wild and sylvan state of things every day produces, occurred. It was the arrival of a young lad, who brought an otter- skin of unusual size as a present to " the master," and a wounded hand, whereon Antony was required to exercise his leechcraft. He had been bitten by a wild cat, and I had the curiosity to examine the wound. The hand was already in a state of high inflammation ; and the ferocity of the creature must indeed have been extra- 216 WILD CATS. ordinary, to judge from the extent of the injuries it had inflicted. The flesh was sadly lacerated, and in two places the bone was completely exposed. The sufferer, it appeared, was not unknown to Antony, and, from the free-masonry which passed between them, I discovered that he is of the same craft, and the person upon whom the otter-killer's mantle is likely to descend, when he, Antony, shall have gone the way of all flesh. The chief occupation of the wounded man is digging out foxes in the mountains, which he brings afterwards for sale to the interior, and disposes of at a good price to the masters of hounds. This morning he had gone to a cover in the hills, in his usual Avocation, when, from some traces he observed beneath a rock, he concluded that an animal was earthed there. Having put a terrier in, his suspicions were confirmed, as the dog came out severely torn, and, assisted by a shepherd- boy, he laid rabbit-nets round the den, commenced digging' and, before he had proceeded far, a cat of immense size bolted. She was breaking through the rabbit-net, when the chasseur, with more gallantry than prudence, seized her by the neck. The fierce animal instantly attacked him in turn, and, fastening upon his hands with teeth and talons, held her desperate grasp until the boy, with the edge of the spade, broke her back. They brought the dead beast along with them ; it was of a dirty gray colour, double the size of the common house-cat, and its teeth and claws more than propor- tionately larger. These animals fortunately are scarce, and generally frequent the neighbourhood of rabbit-warrens, where they prove amazingly destructive. Hennessey, two winters since, disco- covered a den in a cleft of a rock upon the shore, and adjoin- ing the sand-banks, which are numerously stocked with rab- bits. It cost him immense trouble to penetrate to the/bnw, where he killed a male and female wild- cat, the latter being large with young. Hennessey's patience and ingenuity were sorely taxed to effect their destruction, having been obliged to resort to gunpowder, and blow up a large portion of the rock, before he could dislodge his dangerous game. In size and colour, they were precisely similar to the animal killed in the mountain by the fox-catcher ; and had they been permitted to continue their species, in a very short time the abjacent burrow would have been devastated. THE DEER-SKIN. 217 Besides this large and ferocious species, the warrens upon the coast suffer much from the common cat becoming wild, and borrowing in the rabbit-holes. They are sometimes surprised and shot in the sand-banks, or taken in traps ; but they are generally too wary to be approached and hunting only by night, during the day they sleep in their dens, and are rarely met abroad. Some estimate of their numbers may be formed, from the circumstance of five males having been killed in a herdsman's out-house which joined the warren. They had been attracted there by one of their own species, and the noise having alarmed the peasant, he guessed the cause, and cautiously managed to stop the hole, by which they gained entrance, with a turf -cleave. Knowing the value of the capture, he kept guard upon the prisoners till morning, and then despatched information to the Lodge. My cousin, with his followers, promptly repaired to the place, and, surrounding the barn with guns and greyhounds, bolted the wild cats successively, until the whole number were dispatched. This chasse was not only novel, but profitable. After the death of their persecutors, the rabbits increased prodigiously ; but fears are entertained that these destructive animals are become once more abundant in the sand-banks. When the dressings were removed, we found that the poor lad had been so much injured, that apprehension of lock-jaw induced us to send him directly to the infirmary. There is a belief, and one more reasonable than many popular opinions in Bally croy, that a wild cat's bite is particularly venomous. My cousin remembers a case which terminated fatally with a servant of his father's ; and the Priest mentioned another of a country girl, who, finding one of these animals in a barn, rashly attempted to secure it : the cat wounded her slightly in the leg, and for six months she was unable to use the limb. When the unfortunate fox-catcher was leaving us, in return for a trifling donation, he pressed upon me the acceptance of a fine deer-skin which he produced from his wallet. " He had another for the master," he said, " and he would bring it to him, when he returned from the hospital." " And pray, my friend, how did you get these skins ?" The question puzzled the wounded man. " I found them dead, after the great snow last year." 218 HIND AND FAWN. " After a lump of lead," quoth the otter-killer, " had made a fracture in the hide ;" and he pointed to the orifice in the skin, where evidently a ball had perforated. " Alas !" said the Priest, " the snow is always fatal to the red deer. They are obliged to leave the upper range and come down the villages : * and there are, unluckily, too many of the old French guns in the country still, and then they are unfor- tunately busy. 3 ' By the by, speaking of the snow, a very curious circum- stance occurred, during its long continuance in 1822. A fine hind, accompanied by a stout fawn, travelled across the lowlands in search of pasturage, which the deep snow had rendered unattainable in the mountains. Pressed by the severity of the weather, she at last established herself in a green field which was within sight of the windows of the Lodge. For four weeks, during which the storm continued, she remained there in safety ; for the wild visiters were pro- tected by the commands of " the Master" : and from being undisturbed, continued in the place they had first selected. Thinking that they would be a valuable addition to Lord Sligo's park, my kinsman determined to have them captured, and the following Sunday was appointed for the attempt. This day was selected, because the number of persons col- lected at the chapel would materially assist the execution of the plan. The day came, and the whole population of the parish was employed. The place was surrounded by a multitude of people, who gradually reduced their circle, until the deer and fawn were completely enclosed, and a cordon of living beings was formed, two deep, around them. The hind had remarked the preparations, and more than once attempted an escape ; but, embarrassed by the fawn, her efforts were abortive. She appeared determined to share its fate, and affection was paramount to timidity. At last, when totally surrounded, her courage and address were almost incredible. She eyed the circle attentively, made a sharp peculiar noise, as if to warn her offspring of its danger, then charging the ranks where they appeared weakest, bounded over the heads * By a village a very few houses are denominated, and a stranger would be sadly disappointed if he formed his ideas of their extent on the English scale. BLISTERED FEET. 219 of her opposers, arid escaped. The confusion occasioned by this extraordinary proceeding, favoured the deliverance of the fawn, who, profiting by the accident, galloped off unhurt, and, with the dam, succeeded in regaining their native wilds. The whole of the dramatis persona, with the exception of the otter-killer and myself, have gone off to fish some three or four lakes, situate in a hollow in the mountains, and which are said to be remarkable for the number and flavour of their trouts. I have been prevented by an accident from accom- panying the party ; and though my wound be " not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door," it still renders me Jwrs de combat. I blistered, or rather neglected a blistered heel : and the fag of yesterday has so excoriated the surface, as to make it imperative upon me to lie by for a little. Antony engages to effect a perfect cure by to-morrow ; and here I remain t&e-a-tdte with the otter-killer. The old man proceeded skilfully enough ; he lanced the THE LEGEND OF HOSE ROCHE. blisters, and then applied the cuticle which covers a sheep's kidney, and which is very similar in appearance and effect to what we call " gold-beaters' leaf." This application pre- vented the heel from being frayed by the stocking. To the remainder of the foot he rubbed a hot mixture of tallow and whisky ; and his remedy was " the sovereignest thing on earth," for in twelve hours the cure was effected. While he operated on my infirm foot, he amused me with one of his interminable stories. He says, by the "mother's side," that I and my cousin are descended from a lady called Rose Roche. When his leech-craft was ended he retired vc to stretch upon the bed." John was too deeply engaged in culinary affairs to favour me with his company, and having no resource besides, I have been obliged to amuse myself by transcribing the legend of Rose Roche, and become thus a chronicler of the otter-killer. CHAPTER XXXIV. THE LEGEND OF ROSE ROCHE. AT sixteen Rose Roche was the loveliest maid in Ulster. In infancy she was found exposed at the gate of the Ursu- lines, and her beauty and destitution recommended her to the charity of the sisterhood. Educated, accordingly, for a conventual life, she had never passed the boundary of the garden-walls, and accident discovered the existence of beauty, which else had faded unseen and unadmired within those cloisters, to which from childhood it had been devoted. Cormac More, lord of Iveagh, was the patron and pro- tector of the community at Balleek. At primes and vespers a mass was celebrated for his soul's weal. His Easter-offering was ten beeves and five casks of Bordeaux wine ; and on the last Christmas vigil he presented six silver candlesticks to the altar of Our Lady. No wonder that this powerful chief was held in high honour by the sisterhood of Saint Ursula. One tempestuous night in October, wearied with hunting, and separated from his followers by darkness and the storm, Cormac More found himself beneath the walls of the convent of Balleek. Approaching the gate, he wound his horn THE LEGEND OF HOSE ROCHE. 221 loudly, and begged for shelter and refreshment. Proud of this opportunity of affording hospitality to so noble and munificent a protector, the wicket was unbarred, the Lord 3f Iveagh admitted, and received in honourable state by the Lady Superior, and inducted with due form into the parlour Df the Ursulines. There a plentiful repast was speedily prepared, and the ;ired hunter w r as ceremoniously seated at the table. His morning's meal had been despatched before the sun had topped Slieve Gallion, and a long day's exercise had given bim a keen relish for the evening banquet. The Lady Abbess feasted the patron of her house right nobly he was attended on assiduously by the novices dish after dish suc- ceeded in luxurious variety, until the chief requested the tables to be drawn, and with knightly courtesy entreated permission to pledge the holy mother of the Ursulines in a deep draught of Rhenish wine. Then, for the first time, the novice who presented the cup, attracted the good Knight's attention. The folds of her thick veil could not conceal the matchless symmetry of her form ; and, as she filled the chalice from the flago^ the exquisite proportions of her hand and arm struck Cormac More with wonder. At this moment her drapery became entangled with the jewelled pommel of the Knight's rapier ; ?a hasty attempt to disengage it was unsuccessful the veil fell, and . disclosed to the enraptured view of the Lord of Iveagh the loveliest features he had ever seen. Covered with blushes, which heightened her surpassing beauty, the novice caught her veil hastily up and retired from the parlour, while the Knight, despite the evident displeasure that the accident had caused the Lady Abbess, gazed after | the retiring girl until she disappeared among the cloisters. | In vain the proud Superior introduced costlier wines of rare and ancient vintages : in vain she enlarged upon the piety 'of her order, and enumerated the number of the Ursulines who had been canonized: the Knight's whole thoughts were engrossed with one lovely object his courtesy and converse were feeble and constrained, until, piqued by his neglect, the Abbess wished him a fair repose, and retired in full state from the apartment, preceded by a crucifix and taper, and followed by her attendant nuns. Although the Knight lay upon the Bishop's bed, and 222 THE LEGEND OF ROSE ROCHE. occupied that honoured chamber where none of a less degree than a mitred abbot had hitherto been permitted to repose no slumber sealed his lids, nor was the beautiful novice foi a moment absent from his thoughts. Cormac More hac declined many a splendid alliance ; the Lord of Offaly prof- fered him an only sister, with a princely dower ; and O'Nia himself courted him for a son-in-law, and promised hirr the barony of Orier, and Blanche, his fairest daughter. But till now, Cormac had never loved : the beauteous cup-bearei seemed to him a being of another world ; the more he dwell upon her image, the more his passion was excited ; alliances with lords and princes were overlooked, disparity of rank anc fortune was forgotten, and, ere the morning sun had lightec the storied window of the Bishop's chamber, the Knight's determination was formed, and matins were scarcely over wher he demanded an audience of the Lady Abbess. Never was there greater surprise than that, with whicl the holy mother heard Cormac More express his passion foi the novice of the Ursulines. Joy sparkled in her eyes as the noble Lord of Iveagh confided the secret of his love entreated her powerful intercession, and begged for hei sanction to his nuptials. As Rose was still unprofessed, there existed no spiritual barrier to her marriage. Flattered by the high honour conferred upon her house by the proudest Baror of the Pale selecting a bride from the holy sisterhood, the Superior willingly acceded to his request ; his offers wen accepted, and, ere the vesper-bell had tolled, the preliminaries were completed, and the fair novice had consented to become the bride of Cormac More. But, alas ! the wild ardour of the good Knight, and the carnal motives of the Abbess, caused both to neglect con- sulting another personage, namely, the blessed Ursula herself in thus disposing of one devoted to her service from the cradle ; and the saint felt the oversight. That night the Abbess was tormented with fearful and portentous dreams : the Lord of Iveagh tossed restlessly upon the Bishop's bed ; and, if the novice closed an eye, her slumbers were broker with strange and incoherent visions. In vain, next day, the Knight hunted from sunrise to curfew his hounds were eternally at fault, and his followers appeared besotted or bewitched ; the deer, when pressed to the utmost, va- nished on the bare moor ; and knight, squire, and yeoman THE LEGEND OF ROSE ROCHE. 223 unanimously agreed, that the several parties interested in the chase, were under the immediate influence of the prince of darkness. Nor did the holy Superior of the Ursulines fare hetter than the persecuted Knight and his afflicted companions. Everything ahout the convent went astray, and the culinary preparations for entertaining the Lord of Iveagh were awfully interrupted hy accident and forgetfulness. The sister who presided over the pastry, and whose conserves, throughout a long and blameless life, had been pronounced unique and irre- proachable, now actually omitted the necessary ingredients ; the soup, when uncovered for a second, was invaded with Buch a discharge of soot, as reduced it, in colour, at least, to an equality with the broth of Sparta. The nun at the organ, instead of a "jubilate," struck up a "nunc dimittis ;" the very bells were "jangled out of tune ;" and the Lady Abbess was horrified by a succession of prodigies that, from her novitiate to her promotion, had never before visited the quiet residence of the sisterhood of Saint Ursula. What were the nocturnal visitations inflicted upon the lovely novice, have not been exactly handed down. One thing alone is certain, she visited the Lady Abbess with the first dawn, and in her maternal bosom the bride elect deposited the causes of her sorrow. In this perplexity, the Knight and the Superior held secret counsel in the parlour of the convent, and long and difficult was the conference. The result was, that Cormac More vowed a golden chalice to the offended virgin ; and the Ab- bess, not to be outdone in liberality, agreed to double aves and credos for a fortnight. But with Rose Roche herself the chief difficulty was found to lie. All measures proposed by the holy mother were inefficacious ; and, in this desperate dilemma, it was deemed advisable to add to the number of counsellors, and the Prior of the Dominicans was summoned to the assistance of the conclave. To that holy man the exigencies of the respective parties were intrusted. The Prior was sorely disturbed with doubts, but after a night's deliberation, during which he discussed a capon single-handed, and fortified his stomach with a second scoup of Rhenish wine, he decided, that the Lord of Iveagh should add a flagon to the chalice ; the Abbess should double 224 THE LEGEND OF ROSE ROCHE. her penitentiaries for a month ; and Rose Roche undergo a private penance, which he, the Prior, should communicate to the lady alone. Never had such an alarming predicament a happier termi- nation! The Knight had scarcely laid himself upon the Bishop's bed, until a sweet and refreshing slumber, blessed with the happiest visions, sealed his eyes ; the Lady Abbess slept like a watchman ; and, since she had first gathered wild-flowers in the convent- garden, never did the fair novice enjoy more delightful dreams ! At last the bridal day arrived. The Lord of Iveagh was attended by a splendid following. The bells rang out a joyous peal, and the 6leve of the Ursulines left the home of her youth, escorted by three hundred horsemen, the consort of the proudest baron of the Pale. No lover could be more gallant than the noble husband of Rose Roche. Fete suc- ceeded fete, and feasting continued in the castle of Cormac More from Michaelmas till Advent. Months passed away, and honeymoons cannot be expected to last for ever. Cormac More by degrees resumed his hunt- ing, and again involved himself in the endless feuda and war- fare of these restless times ; and Rose Roche was often de- serted for the chase or the field. She still was passionately loved ; but in the bosom of a martial baron, other and sterner feelings held a predominance. It is true, that the young bride bore these frequent absences with wonderful resignation ; and page and tirewoman confessed in secret, that Dhu Castle was gayer and merrier when Cormac and his stern companions were away. A year wore on. The Lord of Iveagh was pensive and thoughtful ; a cloud would often gather on his brow, and his bearing to his beautiful wife became chilling aud repulsive. It transpired that two circumstances occasioned his an- xiety. His lady wore a curious-fashioned coif, which con- cealed her tresses as effectually as if she never laid aside her night-cap ; and the cherished hope of an heir to his ancient line now faded in the heart of Cormac More. Dhu Castle became duller arid more gloomy the fair Baroness was more and more deserted the chase and banquet were preferred by the moody Knight to soft dalliance in his " lady's bower," and any pretext was gladly resorted to, THE LEGEND OP HOSE ROCHE. 225 which offered an excuse for being absent from his joyless home. Gentlewomen, in these perilous days, acquired and pos- sessed an astonishing portion of philosophy. No baron's lady " in the Pale,"* submitted to a frequent separation from her lord with more laudable submission than Rose Roche. The customary resource of " wives bereaved," appeared any thing but consolatory to the dame. She determined to avoid crying, as being an unchristian waste of beauty and, instead of useless lamentations, she wisely substituted mirth and minstrelsy. There was not a more accomplished bard in Ulster than Connor O'Cahan, and for seventy years he had resided with the lords of Iveagh. No tale or tradition connected with this puissant race was unknown to this gifted minstrel : yet, by some strange infirmity of taste, young Rose preferred the light romances of her lord's English page, to all the legendary lore of the grey-haired harper ; and listened with more de- light to a merry roundelay from Edwin's lute than to the deeds of Cormac's grandfather, as set out in song by Connor O'Cahan. The bard, it is true, was blind, and the page had the blackest eyes imaginable. This unhappy predilection was not concealed from her lord. His jealousy instantly took fire, and the handsome page was suddenly removed, and none knew whither. The absence of an heir had now become matter for serious complaint: it was whispered among the Baron's followers that there was no cause for hope, and maliciously insi- nuated, moreover, that the close coif adopted by the dame was worn to conceal some natural deformity. Cormac, a slave to suspicion, and instigated by his rude companions, insisted that the hood should be discarded, or that Rose Roche should retire in disgrace to the convent from whence she came. On the alternative being proposed, the lady proved posi- * The Pale was the line of demarcation drawn by the English settlers cetween their acquired possessions and the remoter districts, which were still- permitted to remain with the ancient proprietors. As this boundary was the " debatable land" of Ireland, it was the scene of constant raid and skirmish : and the locale of many a wild tradition is placed beside this dangerous border. Q 2.26 THE LEGEND OF ROSE ROCHE. tive, and the coif was peremptorily retained. Cormac, irri- tated by opposition to his commands, was obstinate in his determination, and Rose Roche left the castle of her lord a repudiated wife, and once more returned to the convent of the Ursulines. From the hour of their separation, the Baron seldom smiled. To part from his wife was a trifle ; but unluckily, he had embroiled himself with the church. The Abbess espoused the lady's quarrel fiercely, and ave and credo were no longer offered up for Cormac More! Notwithstanding past largess, beeves and wine-butts were forgotten; the candle- sticks upon the altar no longer elicited a prayer; and his souPs health was no more attended to by the community than the lowest horse-boy's of his train. Thus matters stood, when one dark evening, returning from the chase, Cormac and his followers were surprised by a band of Catterans, and a fierce and desperate skirmish ensued. The outlaws were defeated, but the Lord of Iveagh was shot clean through the body with a three-foot arrow : and how could he have better luck ? Then it was that the sinful Knight was tortured with remorse and unavailing sorrow. He cursed the evil coun- sellors who tempted him to insult Saint Ursula and her adopted daughter, and, determining to be reconciled to his wife and the church together, directed his followers to carry him to the abbey of Balleek. His orders were obeyed, and the Lady Abbess consented to admit the dying noble. He was laid before the altar, and his injured wife, forgetting past resentment, was the first to rush from her cell, and minister to his relief. In the fatal emergency, coif and veil were left dehind ; her raven tresses fell below her shoulders, and reached to her very waist, and Cormac was convinced too late, that his ill-used consort had the finest hair in Christendom. Alas ! those ebon locks had been the admiration of the whole sisterhood ; and, for penitential purposes, the Dominican had enjoined their concealment for three years, when he gave spiritual counsel, in their hour of tribulation, to the abbess, the baron, and Rose Roche. To make atonement for his former unkindness, he willed his rich domains to his beautiful widow. The Prior of the Dominicans indicted the deed, which disposed of his posses- sions ; and the church, of course, was not forgotten. Sur- THE LEGEND OF ROSE HOC HE. rounded by all the emblems of religion, and with a splinter of the true cross in his right hand, the penitent Baron breathed his last. He lay for three days and nights in the chancel, in great state ; and was interred on the fourth morning, with all the ceremonies that both Ursulines and Dominicans could bestow. The days of mourning passed over : Rose Roche exercised her resignation ; and Dhu Castle became a different place to what it had been during the latter days of the defunct Baron, and mirth and music were exchanged for the rude revelry of Cormac More. Her hall was filled with guests; at the board she did the honours nobly; and when she visited the green wood, with her gold-belled hawks and gal- lant retinue, she looked as if she had been ennobled from the Conquest, and in bearing and attire seemed " every inch a queen." But amid all this splendour and magnificence, poor Rose had her own secret causes of inquietude. Beauty, accom- panied by broad lands, could not but induce suitors without number to come forward, and never was woman, not except- ing Penelope herself, more vigorously besieged. From past experience, Rose was not ambitious to exchange wealth and liberty for becoming the wife of some doughty baron, who would probably undervalue her charms, just as much as he would over-estimate his own great condescension in giving her his name. A tender recollection of one, long since lost, would cross her mind occasionally; and in her solitary hours the black-eyed page haunted her imagination. Accordingly she eschewed all offers for her hand with excellent discretion. Few were offended, she managed her rejections so pru- dently : and through the first year of widowhood neither lands nor liberty were lost. The consort of the wise Ulysses herself could not have held out for ever. Rose was severely pressed ; for, finding them- selves foiled by her ready wit and good discretion, when they attacked her singly, her lovers, from necessity, agreed to coalesce, and determined that one should be accepted, and the remainder be pledged to support the acquired rights of the fortunate candidate, as report said King Henry had re- solved to gift a favourite noble with the person and estates of the beautiful widow. This agreement of her suitors was politely but decisively a 2 228 THE LEGEND OF ROSE ROCHE. intimated to Rose Roche, and the Prior declared, " by the vestment," that to evade matrimony longer was impossible. " She had," the holy man said, " an ample list to choose from : there were eleven suitors in the neighbourhood, besides the Big Man of the West" for so the Thane of Connaught was entitled. In this extremity, the lady resolved to exercise, at least, the privilege of free choice. The Prior was directed to ingross a bond, by which the respective candidates for her hand bound themselves to grant an uncontrolled right of selection to the widow, and covenanted, moreover, neither to molest, nor permit her to be molested, when her choice was made. The deed was duly executed the day for her decision was named and a reasonable time allowed for " the Big Man of the West" to attend and try his fortune. O' Connor was surprised when the determination of the fair widow was communicated. He had only time for a hurried preparation, as his rivals, from their vicinity to the lady, had never taken the remoter situation of " the Big Man" into their consideration, when they named the day. O'Connor, however, was no sluggard ; he collected his " following" with all haste, and every department was complete, when, alas ! the chief harper fell sick without a cause, and no other was procurable for a distance of sixty miles. In this dilemma A Saxon youth, who two years since had been shipwrecked beneath the castle walls, was recollected. He could not, it is true, " strike the bold harp," but he had a sweet and mellow voice, and his skill upon the lute was admirable. In wordcraft he was a thorough proficient, and with lance and brand had more than once proved himself a man. O'Connor had no alternative, and the stranger was selected to fill a place that " Cathwold O'Connor of the harp" should have more worthily occupied. Although the Thane of Connaught and his gallant company pushed forward with all the speed that man and horse could make, from bad roads and flooded rivers, they were unable to reach the heights above Dhu Castle until the sun of the eventful day had set. In vain knight and squire pressed on their jaded steeds evening fell; all the candidates besides had been in the hall for hours, and, as " the Big Man" had not appeared, according to modern parlance he was v r oted. present by the company, and the banquet was served. THE LEGEND OF ROSE ROCHE. 229 Never with such heavy heart did Rose Roche assume the place of honour. Though her hall was lighted splendidly, and her table crowded with the proudest nobles within " the p a l e " though rich wine flowed, and the most skilful harpers in the province poured forth their lays of love and war yet one heart was heedless of gaiety and grandeur ; and that one was hers on whom every eye was bent, in deep expectancy awaiting her decision. The curfew rang and in another hour the happy Lord of Dhu Castle would be proclaimed. As the moments flew, the beautiful widow became paler and more dejected; and breasts which had never quailed amid the roar of battle, now throbbed as nervously as a maiden's, when she listens to the first tale of love. The harps were mute, the revel became less loud, for all were deeply interested in that event which a brief space must determine. At this embarrassing moment, a loud blast was heard at the grand gate, and the seneschal rushed in, to announce the arrival of the Thane of Connaught, attended by a noble following of, at least, one hundred horse. The sudden and opportune appearance of him of the West, seemed to affect the company variously. His rivals heard the news with mingled feelings of jealousy and alarm, which was in no way abated when the number of his attendants was announced, which exceeded that of their united folio wings. Rose Roche felt a secret pleasure at his coming ; not that her sentiments towards O'Connor were more favourable than to her suitors generally, but his late arrival must necessarily occasion some delay, and postpone, though but for brief space, that dreaded moment when she should surrender a hand, without a heart, to her future lord. "While O'Connor, as the greatest stranger, was placed beside the lady of Dhu Castle, his bard stood behind his master, and his train bestowed themselves where they could best find room. As Rose Roche looked carelessly around to see that the band were fitly accommodated, her eyes met those of the young minstrel : the blood rushed to her brow ; for, excepting those of her own loved page, she never looked upon a pair so black and sparkling as the stranger's. When the Thane of Connaught had feasted to his heart's content, the Prior of the Dominicans produced the parchment, 230 THE LEGEND OF HOSE ROCHE. to which his rivals had affixed their signatures already. The " Big Man" listened attentively as the monk read it. "'Tis all fair/' he said, as he placed his sign manual to the deed, " that lady should choose her lord ; and thus I bind myself, faithfully to abide the intents of this parchment." Then turning to Rose Roche, he thus proceeded : " It grieves me, that through accident I have unwittingly occasioned some delay ; therefore, in pity to my gallant competitors, I beg you, lady, to terminate their suspense, and declare to this noble company the happy object of your choice. Nay, blanch not so, fair dame," for the lady became pallid as the white marble of a warrior's tomb : " exercise your own pleasure leisurely ; and while I pledge thy matchless beauty in a cup of muscadine, Aylmer, my wd, shall sing a Saxon roundelay." As he spoke, O'Con- nor signed to the minstrel, who, rising at his lord's bidding, struck with a rapid hand the prelude of a light romance, which, with a tremulous, but powerful voice, he thus gave words to : " Lady, farewell ! the fatal hour Has sped, for thus thy tyrant wills, When he, who loves thee, leaves this tower, Deserts gay hall and wood and bower Of her, for whom his heart's pulse thrills ; And thou art she Ladye sweet Ladye." When the minstrel touched the prelude, Rose Roche became visibly affected ; but when the words fell from his lips, a burning blush dyed her cheeks and brow, and her heart throbbed almost to bursting. Alas, it was the very roundelay the poor page had sung beneath her casement on that melancholy night when her defunct lord had expelled him from the castle ! She turned hastily round to see who the strange youth might be who thus recalled her absent love in look and voice so forcibly. Blessed Ursula ! it was he, the long lost page! The minstrel, as he caught her eyes, suddenly ceased his melody the lute fell from his nerveless grasp, and, overcome by feelings that could not be controlled, lie sank upon the bench behind him. It was, indeed, young Aylmer. The well-remembered features could never be forgotten although the boy had ripened into manhood the thick down upon the lip had changed to a THE LEGEND OF ROSE ROCHE. 231 dark moustache and the belt which once held a hunting- blade, supported now a goodly brand. The strange effect of the melody upon the lady, and the minstrel's sudden indisposition, could not escape remark; a startling suspicion flashed across the minds of the company, and, after a painful silence of some minutes, Hubert de Moore rose from his seat, and bowing to the very table, thus addressed the lady of the castle : " Wilt thou forgive the humblest but most devoted of thy suitors, if he presume to remind you that the hour has long since passed when your election should have been made? Far be it from me, noble dame, to seem importunate ; but suspense is irksome to those that love, and I and my brother nobles pray to you to signify your pleasure, and end uncer- tainty at once." While De Moore was speaking, Rose Roche appeared to recover her self-possession wonderfully ; her eye brightened, her colour came again, and the compression of her lips proved that she was nerving herself for some determined effort. She rose slowly and gracefully, while a dead silence pervaded the hall ; faint and tremulous as the first words were, they were distinctly heard by those remotest from the dais.* " Noble lords," she said, " I own and thank your cour- tesy : I ask this holy churchman if I am to exercise free choice in this affair, unshackled with bar, or condition, save my own leasure : and if he whom I shall place here," and she pointed to the vacant seat beside her own, which had been reserved for the successful wooer, " shall be supported in all the rights and properties which he shall obtain through me ?" "All this," said the Prior, "is fairly stipulated in the intents of this scroll." "Then will I not trespass on your patience, noble lords there stands the object of my choice ; and thus do I install him in this seat, as lord and master of Dim Castle !" She turned to the astonished minstrel as she spoke, and ere her words were ended, the youth was seated at her side. A scene of wonder and wild confusion followed most of the barons protested loudly aganst her choice ; angry looks * The place of honour in a Baronial Hall. 232 THE LEGEND OF HOSE ROCHE. and threatening gestures were directed at the minstrel, and more than one sword was half unsheated. O'Connor seemed thunderstruck and the lady herself was the most collected of the company. " How is this, Sir Knights!" she cried. ' " Is lordly word and written pledge so lightly held among you, that thus ye violate their sanctity ? Thane of Connaught," she continued, as she addresssed herself to the "Big Man/' "thy faith was never questioned, and thy word is held to be sacred as a martyr's vow. When the English King, under pain of confiscation, ordered thee to deliver the stranger up, whom thou hadst resetted although five hundred marks were upon his head, what was thy answer '{ ( The lands may go, but plighted faith must stand !' The ink with which you bound yourself to the conditions of yonder bond, is not yet dry upon the parchment, and wilt thou break thy word?" " It is a trick," cried De Moore. "The selection rests with ourselves alone," exclaimed Mandeville. " We will never brook that page or minstrel should hold the lands and castles of Cormac More," said both together : and they laid their hands upon their swords ; the attendants followed the example of their lords, and a scene of violence and discord was about immediately to ensue. O'Connor slowly rose he waved his hand to command silence, and his wishes were promptly obeyed. " This is, indeed, an unexpected choice," he said : " Sir Prior, read thy parchment aloud, that all may hear, and read it carefully, line after line, and syllable by syllable : see that a letter be not omitted." The monk obeyed. "The document is a plain one," said "The Big Man," MUUM'lNc;. 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WHS UUU..I IV U 242 DINNER. good wind-up to our highland-shooting : and as we sprang several scattered birds during our return, we decided that this was our best day throughout the season, and worthy of the brightest page of the game-book, in which all our failures and successes were duly and faithfully chronicled since we took to the hills. A curious incident, supplied us with an excellent white fish. The servant who brought the post-bag, when in. the act of crossing the river, which, in his route from the Lodge, he was obliged to do repeatedly, most un- expectedly encountered a large otter carrying off a salmon he had just seized. The postman attacked the poacher vigorously, who, dropping his prey, glided off into the deep water at the tail of the ford. The spoil proved to be a fresh salmon not twenty hours from the sea, and consequently in prime condition. The otter showed himself the best artist of the day; for while the Colonel and his com- panion returned with empty baskets, the little animal managed to secure the finest and freshest salmon in the river. To give clat to our parting feast, a red-deer haunch had been reserved, and in its roasting, John, as poor Napoleon would say, "covered himself with glory." Dinner passed as such a dinner should pass. The Colonel and the Priest appeared bent upon conviviality. We too prepared for a jovial carouse ; and it was generally determined that our parting banquet should be the "merriest, as the last." Evening passed quickly there was no moon visible till after midnight, and the wind, which had hitherto been unheard, began to make that mournful noise around the cabin, which generally indicates an approaching change of weather. The otter-killer's absence was now, for the first time, remarked, and I observed that my kinsman rose fre- quently from the table, to look long and anxiously from the window. Another hour passed, and our alarm was fear- fully increased, for, aware of the feebleness of the old man, we apprehended that he would be unable to make good his journey ; and, if benighted in the moors, the probability was great that he would perish of cold before the morning. While we remained in painful suspense, each feeling an unwillingness to interrupt the comfort of the evening by expressing fears that haply might only be imaginary, a squall rushed v,p the river, and showed us that the wind had SEARCH FOR THE OTTER-KILLER. chopped round to the westward several points since twilight^ At that moment a commotion was heard outside the pipes ceased loud and earnest whisperings succeeded the door opened, and John, with a pale face and hurried voice, told us that the otter-killer was missing, and the boy who had accompanied him in the morning to the lakes, had now returned without being able to give any tidings of old Antony, from whom it appeared that he had separated several hours before. " Get lights instantly," exclaimed my cousin. " Away all of you! disperse right and left across the bogs. Come, Frank, on with the brogues. I fear our poor otter- killer is but e a lost priest.' No, Colonel, your services would be useless " for the commander, forgetting gout and rheumatism, and alive only to the danger of his ancient associate, had pre- pared to accompany the party. In a few minutes every effective member of our body-politic was in motion. The scene was uncommon and picturesque. It being pitch-dark as the respective parties dispersed across the moor upon their different routes to the mountain lakes, the stream of torch-light falling upon the figures, as they were revealed and hidden by the inequalities of the ground they traversed, was really imposing. Their wild shouts died gradually as the distance increased ; and presently nothing was heard by our party but the rushing of the stream and the moaning of the blast. Obedient to Hennessey's advice, we followed the river- path, as the likeliest one which the otter-killer would select in his unfortunate attempt to return to the cabin. On either side of the moorland the peasants were extended, and occa- sionally we caught a glimpse of their fading lights, as they glanced and disappeared among the hillocks. Our own path was so rough and difficult, that the torch could not secure us from many and severe falls ; and from the extreme darkness of the night, it was too evident that Antony could never make good his way. We almost despaired of being enabled to render assistance to the unfortunate object of our search. Suddenly, Hennessey, who led the party, halted. "By heaven !" he exclaimed, " I heard either a fox's whimper, or the cry of a dog." He put bis finger to his lips and whistled shrilly, and instantly a long-sustained howl answered to the signal. R 2 244 THE OLD MAN FOUND. " It is Venneys cry," said our leader. " God grant that her master be still alive !" "We pushed forward rapidly for several hundred yards in the direction the noise was heard from ; and the whining of a dog, broken now and then by a long and piercing howl, con- tinued to guide us. We reached the place, and on turning a rock which elbowed into the river abruptly, found the old man extended on the ground, cold and motionless. The trap was bound across his back, and a large otter lay at some yards distance from the place where he had fallen. We raised him up, while the faithful terrier frisked about us, and testified sincere delight at the promised recovery of her master. The old man's eyes feebly opened when the torch-light flashed upon his face. This symptom of exist- ing life encouraged us, and, as his extremities were cold and powerless, his master and I rubbed them briskly between our hands, while Hennessey poured some brandy down his throat. "We want instant help," said my cousin ; "jump upon the bank, and see if anybody is near us." His foster-brother rushed up the brow, and whistled loudly, but the signal was unheard or unheeded. Again he exerted himself, but ineffectually, to make the flanking parties hear him : .there was no reply. " This may be heard," he muttered, and, drawing a pistol from his breast, the loud report was answered by a distant halloo. Next moment lights appeared, and our shouts and whistles directed the torch-bearers to the place. We disencumbered the dying man of the iron trap, and our attempts to restore suspended animation appeared to be par- tially successful. But the Priest, who led the party coming to our relief, gave us still better hopes, by ascertaining that the old man's pulse was beating. From the assistance we received, the unfortunate otter- killer was transported quickly to the cabin. A bed was already heated, and John had abundance of warm water to bathe his chilled limbs. Our unabated efforts were crowned with ultimate success ; for before midnight, he had recovered his speech, and was enabled, though with some difficulty, to give us the particulars of his unlucky excursion. He reached, it appeared, the loughs soon after daylight, and discovered the numerous footmarks which the fishing- party had already observed. One trace he particularly fol- HIS RECOVERY. 245 lowed, and, from the spraint, concluded the animal would cross the path again hefore evening ; and after setting his trap, Antony retired to a distance, whence, himself unseen, he could watch the event. At twilight, as the old man had conjectured, the otter, on his return, crossed the path, and was secured, and the hunter and his terrier made good the capture. Proud of his success, which to the old man seemed a proof that his energies were not yet gone, he foolishly endeavoured to carry this trophy of his skill along with him, instead of leaving it with his trap, for some gossoon to bring in the morning to the cabin. He turned his steps homeward ; but the trap and the otter, with the soft and harassing ground he had to traverse, speedily exhausted his feeble strength ; the light faded away, the wind rose, and before he crossed the swamp, and gained the firm but rugged path beside the river, the darkness rendered it almost impossible for even a young person to have proceeded safely. After feeble and slow efforts to get forward, he stumbled over a stone, his energies were totally exhausted by fatigue, and he was unable to rise again. His faithful dog couched herself beside her fallen master, and the last sounds that the despairing otter-killer heard, were the long and mournful howls with which Venom mourned over his calamity. Guided by the torch-light, we carried the rescued sufferer to a place of refuge. Everything that kindness could sug- gest was done to effect his restoration ; and the old man owned it as a consolation, that he was saved from perishing in the desert ; and that, in death, he should have those around his bed, who, in life, had possessed his love, fidelity, and veneration. CHAPTER XXXVII. The otter-killer carried to the lodge Fishing homewards Angling closes for the season Remarks Feelings on the occasion Smuggler appears Landing a cargo Captain Matthews The Jane Cutter stands out to sea Hooker on a rock Traveller alarmed Anecdote of an Englishman. THE illness of the old otter-killer has clouded our moor- land excursions at their close, and we leave with melancholy forebodings our mountain bivouac. Antony, at his own 246 FISHING HOMEWARDS. request, was carried to the Lodge to-day ; and when the difficulty of the ground, and the frequent crossing of the river is considered, it was an arduous undertaking. The camp-followers arranged a rude litter ; and as works of mercy are highly estimated by pious Catholics, there were more volunteers to assist in transporting the dying man than could well find employment. During our progress down, we had some hours' superior sport with the eagle. Pullgarrow, that inimitahle hole, has more than realized what the Colonel and our kinsman have said and sung in its commendation. In Christendom it could not he surpassed, and of this best of pools may be said, that " none but itself can be its parallel." In the minor streams we killed more red trout this morning than we do generally. Indeed, from the character of this river, I have been puzzled to account for the evident scarcity of this species in a water that appears so especially adapted for them. The clearness of the stream, the gravelly soil it Hows over, its pools and rapids, all seem calculated to produce red trout plentifully. But they are not numerous ; , and as the flies we invariably use are formed for the other species, it is not surprising that we find but few red trout in the baskets. With this day's fishing our river sports terminate. Rods and lines, and all the materiel of the craft, will now be laid in ordinary, and till spring comes round again, other sports must occupy the idle hours. I have learned more although I acknowledge, with all humility, my unworthiness as an angler by a few days' practical experience, than I could have almost considered possible ; and I have ascertained how inade- quate theory is to instruct a neophyte in the art. In angling, however, like other manly exercises, men are constituted by nature to succeed or fail. We know that there are persons who, though born in a preserve, could never shoot even tolerably, while others, with less advantages, speedily become adepts. One man can never learn to ride ; and another, in a short time, can v^js the country like was conceded without a contest. Indeed, at dinner, my fair friend proved herself too edged a tool for civic wit to touch upon. When, with ultra-elegance, an auctioneer, whose assurance was undeniable, pressed ' the Hirish lady to teest a roast fole,' she obliterated the accomplished appraiser, by brusquely replying, ' that no earthly consideration could induce her to eat horse-flesh /' "And yet to this woman I was irresitibly attracted. I sate beside her on the deck, and I ministered to her coffee-cup ; and when the Nereid disembarked her crowd, and a stout, red -whiskered, do-no-good looking gentleman presented him- self upon the chain-pier, and claimed his c gentle cousin,' a pang of agony shot across my breast, and for the first time I felt the curse of jealousy. And yet, God knows, she was not the person from whom ( little Popes' might be expected ; her tender pledges would be better qualified for rangers and riflemen than denizens of the world of letters. But marriage is decreed elsewhere, and mine had been already booked. " ' What's in a name ?' observed somebody. I assert every thing. Will any body deny that ' Drusilla O'Shaugh- nessey' was not sufficient to alarm any but a Shannonite ? Such was the appellative of the lady, while her honoured MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. 257 kinsman favoured me with an embossed card, on which was fairly engraven, * Mr. Marc Antony Burke Bodkin, Baliy- broney House.' " On minor matters I will not dilate. It appeared that Miss Brasilia O'Shaughnessey had come to London, in hope- less search after a legacy she expected in right of her great- uncle, Field-Marshal OToole ; that the Field-Marshal's effects were undiscoverable ; and no available assets could be traced beyond certain old swords and battered snuff- boxes ; and consequently Brasilia, who had been an heiress in expect- ancy, w r as sadly chagrined. Furthermore, it appeared that Mr. Marc Antony Bodkin formed her escort from Connemara, and, being a ' loose gentleman,'* and a loving cousin, he ' bore her company.' " If ever the course of love ran smooth, which I sincerely disbelieve, mine was not the one. I shall not attempt a description of the progress of my affaire du cceur ; for I sus- pect that I was the wooed one, and that Brasilia had marked me for her own, and Marc Antony aided and abetted. He, good easy gentleman, was formed for Cupid* s embassies. He ' could interpret between you and your love,' as Hamlet says ; and to one with my sensibilities, his services were worth a Jew's eye. If woman ever possessed the cardinal virtues united, that person was Brasilia . She was what Marc called ' the soul of honour ;' yet she had her weak points, and he hinted darkly that myself had found favour in her sight. As a thing of course, I muttered a handsome acknowledgement ; a rejoinder was promptly returned, per same conveyance, as my father would have said and before six days I was made the happiest of men, and levanted to Gretna with the lady of my love, and formally attended by that fidus Achates, Marc Antony Bodkin. " What a whirligig world this is ! I recollect well the evening before the indissoluble knot was tied, when I strolled into the little garden at Newark. My thoughts were ' big with future bliss,' and my path of life, as I opined, strewed knee-deep with roses of perennial blossom. I heard voices in * No attempt is made here to insinuate aught against the morality of Miss O'Shaughnessey's protector. " A loose gentleman," in the common parlance of the kingdom of Connaught, meaneth simply a gentleman who has nothing to do, and nineteen out of twenty of the aristocracy of tha? truly independent country may be thus honourably classed. ED. I 358 MEMOIR OP A GENTLEMAN. the summer-house, these were my loved one's and her rela- tive's. To use his own parlance, the latter, in the joy of hi& heart, had taken a sufficiency of wine ' to smother a priest ;' and as the conversation was interesting to the parties, and mine was not the stride of a warrior, my approach was not discovered by either. The conclave, however, had termi- nated, and though hut the parting observation reached me, it is too faithfully chronicled on my memory to be forgotten ( The devil is an ommadawn, no doubt ; but he has money galore, and we'll make him do in Gal way !' As he spoke they rose, and passed into the house without observing me. t( What the observation of Marc Antony meant, I could not for the life of me comprehend. Part of it was spoken, too, in an unknown tongue. Was / the devil ? and what was an ommadawn ? Dark doubts crossed my mind ; but vanished, for Brasilia was more gracious than ever, and Marc Antony squeezed my hand at parting, and assured me, as well as he could articulate after six tumblers of hot Farintosh, ' that I was a lucky man, and Brasilia a woman in ten thousand.' tc Well, the knot was tied, and but for the eclat of the thing, the ceremony might have been as safely solemnized at Margate. On the lady's side, the property was strictly per- sonal. Her claim upon the estates of the defunct Field- Marshal was never since established, for the properties of that distinguished commander could never be localized. Marc Antony had been a borrower from the first hour of our inti- macy ; and on the morning of her marriage, Brasilia, I have reason to believe, was not mistress of ten pounds but then she was a treasure in herself, and so swore Marc Antony. " The private history of a honeymoon I leave to be narrated by those who have found that haven of bliss which I had pictured but never realized. If racketing night and day over every quarter of the metropolis, with the thermometer steady at 90 ; if skirmishing from Kensington to the Haymarket, and thence to Astley' s and Vauxhall, with frequent excursions to those suburban hotels infested by high- spirited apprentices, 6 and maids who love the moon :' if this be pleasure, I had no reason to repine. In these aifairs c our loving cousin' was an absolute dictator, and against his decrees there was no appeal. To me, a quiet and nervous gentleman, Marc's ar- rangements were detestable. What he called life, was death to me his ideas of pleasure were formed on the keep-moving MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. 259 plan and to sleep a second night in the same place, would be, according to his theories, an atrocity. I found myself sinking under this excessive happiness ; and when I ventured a gentle protest against being whirled off in a thunder-storm from the ' Star and Garter' to the ( Greyhound,' I received a cross fire that silenced me effectually. From that period I submitted without a murmur ; my days were numbered ; another month like that entitled the honey-one, would consign me to my fathers ; the last of the Dawkinses would vanish from among men, and a mural monument in St. Saviour's record my years and virtues. But accident saved my life, though it annihilated my property. " Years before I led Brasilia to the altar, a Connemara estate, which had belonged to her progenitors, and had been ruined in succession by the respective lords, was utterly demolished by a gentleman whom she termed her * lamented father.' The property had been in chancery for half a century, and advertised for sale beyond the memory of man ; but as it was overloaded with every species of encumbrance, no one in his senses would have accepted the fee-simple as a gift. But my wife had determined that Castle Toole should be redeemed, and rise once more, Phoenix-like, from its em- barrassments. It owed, she admitted, more than it was worth, twice told but then, sure, it was the family property. There, for four centuries, O'Tooles had died, and O'Shaughnesseys been born ; and if she could only persuade me to repurchase it with my wealth, she would be the first lady in the barony. To Marc Antony this project was enchanting. Ballybroney had been roofless for the last twenty years, that being about the period when the last of the " dirty acres," which had once appertained to the mansion, had slipped from the fingers of of the Bodkins ; therefore, to establish himself at Castle Toole, would suit my kinsman to a hair. In short, the battery was unmasked; and whether over-persuaded by the eloquence of my wife, the arguments of her cousin, or driven to desperation by a life of pleasure, I consented in due time ; and having accompanied my honoured counsellors to Dublin, found no competitor for Castle Toole proposed for the same paid a large sum of money, and was declared, by the legal functionaries, a gentleman of estate, and that too in Connemara. 8 2 260 MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. " In my eyes, the value of the purchase was not enhanced by a personal investigation. It had its capabilities, it is true ; the house being a ruin, might be repaired ; and as the lands were in their primeval state, it was possible to reclaim them. Still, when one looked at a huge dismantled building of that mixed class in architecture between a fortalice and a dwelling-house, with grey-flagged roof, lofty chimneys, embattled parapets, and glassless windows, it was ill-calculated to encourage an English speculator in Irish estates. On every side a boundless expanse of barren moorland was visible, with an insulated portion of green surface on which the castle stood, and a few straggling trees remained from what had once been a noble oak wood. That some savage beauty did exist in the wild highlands, a fine river, and an extensive lake, is certain ; but to me, the scenery and the place were dreary and disheartening. In vain, therefore, did my friend Mark Antony dilate upon its advantages. The river boasted the best salmon fishing in the country What was it to me, who had never angled for a gudgeon ? The mountains abounded with grouse Who but a native could escalade them ? The bogs were cele- brated for game And would I devote myself like another Decius, to be engulfed, for all the wild ducks that ever wore a wing? But then The Blazers were only a few miles distant, and their favourite fixture was on the estate. Really the proximity of that redoubted body produced a cold perspiration when I heard it. The Blazers \ the most sanguinary fox-club in Connaught a gang who would literally devastate the country, if it did not please Heaven to thin their numbers annually by broken necks and accidents from pistol bullets. Yet, with me, the Rubicon was crossed Castle Toole was mine with all its imperfections, and I determined to exert my philosophy to endure what it was impossible to undo. "To restore the decayed glories of the mansion, you may well imagine was a work of trouble and expense. It was done, and Brasilia slept again under the roof-tree of her progenitors. Hitherto I had indulged her fancies without murmuring, and some of them were superlatively absurd. I hoped and believed that when the hurry of re- establishing the ruin I had been fool enough to purchase MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. 261 was over, the worry and confusion of my unhappy life would terminate. While the repairs proceeded, we resided in a small house in a neighbouring village, and were not much annoyed by unwelcome visitors. But no sooner was the castle completed and the apartments reported habitable, than the country for fifty miles round complotted, as I verily believe, to inundate us with their company. A sort of saturnalia, called the house-warming, I thought destined to continue for ever ; and after having endured a purgatorial state for several weeks, and the tumult and vulgar dissipa- tion had abated, swarms of relations to the third and fourth generation of those that loved us, kept dropping in, in what they termed the quiet friendly way, until c the good house Money-glass 5 * was outstripped in hospitality by my devoted mansion. Although ten long miles from a post-town, we were never secure from an inroad. Men who bore the most remote affinity to the families of O'Shaughnessey or O'Toole, deserted the corners of the earth to spoliate the larder ; and persons who, during the course of their natural lives, had never before touched fishing-rod or fowling-piece, now borrowed them ' for the nonce/ and deemed it a good and sufficient apology for living on me for a fortnight. Pedlars abandoned their accustomed routes ; friars diverged a score of miles to take us on ' the mission ;' pipers in- fested the premises ; and even deserters honoured me with a passing call, ' for the house had such a name." All and every calculated on that cursed ceade fealleagh. An eternal stream of the idle and dissipated filled the house - the kitchen fire, like the flame of Vesta, was never permitted to subside and a host of locusts devoured my property. I lived and submitted, and yet had the consolation to know that I was the most unpopular being in the province. I was usually described as a ' dry devil, or a ' dark,-\ dirty little * This once celebrated mansion is immortalized in the old ballad, called " Bumper Squire Jones," which chronicles the princely hospitalities of that puissant and hard-headed family. Like " the Kilruddery Foxchase," it was a mighty favourite with the stout old sportsmen in those merry days. More popular airs have caused these popular and soul-stirring lyrics to be disused, and, like those whose feats they recounted, they are now almost forgotten. f " Dark," in the kingdom of Connaught, is frequently used synony- mously with " unsocial." 262 MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. man ;' while upon Drusilla blessings rained, and she was admitted to be ' the best sowl that ever laid leg below mahogany !' " I was weary of this state. Mare Antony was in regular possession of an apartment, which was duly termed by the servant's 'Mr. Bodkin's room.' Summer passed, and so did autumn and its host of grouse shooters. I foolishly hoped that, considering the locality of Castle Toole, my locusts would banish with the butterflies ; but the only difference a rainy day made was, that the visitor who arrived, never dreamed of departing till the morrow, and the numbers by no means abated. Some heavy bills came in, and I seized that opportunity of remonstrating with Drusilla. I told her my health was breaking, my fortune unequal to my expenses ; that common prudence required a certain limi- tation to our irregular hospitality ; hinted that, though an occasional visit from Mr. Marc Antony Bodkin would be agreeable, yet that an everlasting abode would rather be a bore. I would have continued, but my lady had listened, she thought, too long already. She fired at the very idea of retrenchment ; and as to Mr. Marc Antony Bodkin, we were, it appeared, too much honoured by his society. He, a third cousin of Clanricarde, condescended to take my place, and entertain my company. He rode my horses and drank my wine, neither of which feats, as she opined, nature had designed me for doing in proper person ; in short, by Herculean efforts on his part, he enabled me to hold my place among gentlemen. As to the paltry consideration of his residence, what was it ? ' God be with the time, when,' as her ( lamented father' said, 'a stranger remained for eighteen months in Castle Toole, and would probably have lived and died there, but that his wife discovered him, and forced the truant to abdicate ; and yet,' she added, proudly, 'none could tell whether he was from Wales or Enniskillen ; and some believed his name was Hamerton, while others asserted it was Macintosh. But,' as she concluded, ' when her kinsman Mr. Bodkin was turned out, it was time for her to provide a residence,' and she flung from the room like a Bacchante, making door and window shiver. " Well, Sir, you may pity or despise me as you will ; from that day my wife assumed the absolute mastery, and I calmly MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. 263 submitted. The house was now a scene of wild and unre- stricted extravagance. Tenants ran away, cattle were depre- ciated, and worse still, claims made upon the property that had never been foreseen, and in nine months I was engaged in as many lawsuits. I must have sunk beneath these cala- mities, but a domestic event gave a new turn to my hopes. No heir had yet been promised, when happily it was whis- pered that this blessing was not an impossibility. Day after day confirmed the happy news, till at last it was regularly announced in the ' Connaught Journal/ that Mrs. Dawkins, of Castle Toole, was 'as ladies wish to be who love their lords.' " Of course, from that moment any contradiction would have been death to my dear Drusilla, She never reigned lady-paramount till now, and her will was absolute. Rela- lives trooped down in scores, and Mark Antony was doubly cherished. Notwithstanding my nerves thrilled at their arrival, the Blazers were honourably feasted ; and, at the especial request of Mrs. Dawkins, on that occasion I deter- mined to make a character. I really was half a hero ; presided at the head of my own table like its master, gave divers bumper toasts, and sat out the evening, until I was fairly hors de combat, and tumbled from the chair. Drunk as I was, I recollected clearly all that passed. As but a couple of bottles a man had been then discussed, my early fall appeared to create a sensation. ( Is it a fit he has ?' inquired an under-sized gentleman with an efflorescent nose, who had been pointed out to me as a six-bottle cus- tomer. ' Phoo !' replied my loving cousin, * the man has no more bottom than a chicken. Lift him ; he has a good heart, but a weak head, He II never do for Galway \ But, come, lads,' and Marc hopped over my body, as I was being taken up by the servants, * I'll give you that top- sawyer, his wife, and long may she wear the breeches !' It was gratifying to find that the toast was generally ad- mired, for the very attendants that ' bore the corpse along,' stopped at the door, and shouted 'hip, hip, hurra!' from the staircase. "Every day from this period I became more unhappy and contemptible. My blue-stocking aunt, who, for reasons unnecessary to explain, had been since my marriage totally estranged, was now officially informed, that the name of 264 MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. Dawkins would be continued. She had the true leaven of family affection in her, and my past neglect was pardoned, and the kindest letter returned to my communication. One passage of her epistle ran thus 'Though I felt acutely at your selecting a wife without even consulting one, of whose attachment you must be well convinced, I forgive all, from the personal description you give of your consort. May the heir of our line be like his mother, is my prayer ! For, oh, Daniel, my predilection for dark beauty is the same, and my conviction unalterable, that even ' Genius a dead loss is, With dark brows and long proboscis/ " Poor woman ! no wonder she thus considered : a sergeant in the Guards, with a countenance of the true Kemble cha- racter, had, in early life, almost turned her brain ; and Tooley- street was kept in an uproar, until he was fortunately drafted off to join the Duke of York upon the Continent, and there, in due time, rested in the bed of glory. (e It is a lamentable thing for a man of sensibility to wed a woman whose conduct he considers irreconcilable to his ideas of what female delicacy demands and such was my case. Drusilla not only assumed the mastery within doors, but she extended her sway to the farm and the horses. One day, at the head of a hundred paupers, she was planting trees ; the next, with Marc Antony Bodkin, making a radical reform in the stables. On these occasions, arrayed in a man's hat, with her limbs cased in Hessian boots, she looked, as Tom the Devil said, 'blasted knowing.' I occasionally was per- mitted to attend, as a sort of travelling conveniency to hang her cloak upon ; and I never returned without some indignity from strangers, or personal disrespect from herself. It was death to me to hear her addressed in the coarse language of the stable, and allusions made to her altered figure, which appeared too vulgar even for the servants' hall ; and when a fellow of forbidding countenance, with a scarlet coat and white unmentionables, whom the rest of the gang distinguished as J Long Lanty,' crooked up the bottom of her dress with his hunting-whip, exclaiming, ' Bone and sinew, by the holy ! what a leg for a boot !' I could have knocked the ruffian down, had I been able, although for the exploit I should be MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. 265 taxed with my false delicacy, and the usual wind-up, c It will never do for Galway !' " Shy from my cradle, and accustomed to city formality, I was not likely to become at once inhabited to Irish manners. But in Connaught there was a laxity of form a free-and-easy system of society, that exceeded all belief, and to a distant person like me was intolerable. People on a half-hour's acquaintance called you by your Christian name ; and men whom you had never even heard of, rode to your door, and told you coolly they f would stay a fortnight.' Introductions in Connemara, I believe, are reckoned among the works of su- pererogation. If I took a quiet ride, expecting upon my return to meet none at dinner but my wife and the eternal Marc Antony, I probably found half a score already seated at the table, and might learn the appellatives of perhaps a couple of the gang, by the announcement of ( Mr. Dawkins, Tom the De-vil,' ( Mr. Dawkins, Smashall Sweeney.' "I remember upon the day on which I was so fortunate as to make the acquaintance of the above gentlemen, in the course of the evening they differed about the colour of a race- horse, and, after bandying mutual civilities, concluded by interchanging the lie direct and a full decanter. The latter having grazed my head, induced me to abscond immediately ; and when I recorded to my loving helpmate the narrow escape from demolition I had just experienced, instead of tender alarm and connubial sympathy, her countenance betrayed irrepressible disappointment and surprise. c And have you, Mr. Dawkins, really deserted your company, and that too at a period when two gentlemen had disagreed ? Do return imme- diately. Such inhospitality, I assure you, will never do for Galway. 9 I did return ; but I had my revenge, and dearly it cost me, though neither of the rascals were shot upon my lawn. Smashall rode off my lady's favourite mare in mistake, and sent her back next morning with a pair of broken knees and Tom the Devil set fire to his bed-curtains the same night, and nothing but a miracle saved the house. Every thing in the apartment, however, was consumed or rendered unserviceable. (e As I became more intimate with my wife's relatives, I found that nothing but the lamp of Aladdin would meet their multifarious demands. Castle Toole, like the cave of Adul- lam, was the certain refuge of all gentlemen who happened to 266 MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. be in debt and difficulty. All that came here were, what is called in Connemara, ( upon the borrowing hand ;' and when the sum appeared to be too large to be forthcoming in cash, nothing could be more accommodating in their overtures, They would make my acceptance answer ; they would wish it at sixty-one days ; but if it obliged me particularly, they could contrive to extend it to three months. It was, of course, a matter of mere form ; it would be regularly provided for ; it would, f upon honour !' If, after all this, I hesitated, I did it on personal responsibility ; and sooner than be perforated upon my own lawn, actually suffered myself to be made liable for some hundreds. When I complained bitterly of these spoliations to my wife, I received the usual comfort, ' Dear me, how narrow your ideas are ! If my uncle Ulic had asked you for the money, it would have been a different affair. And so, all he wants is the accommodation of your name ! Ah ! if my c lamented father' was alive, how would he be astonished ! Many a time he and poor Ulic assisted each other. Indeed, the dear old man used to mention an amusing anecdote. They once purchased a pipe of port, paid for it with a two months' bill, and when the time expired, the wine was drunk, and the note protested. They had consumed so much from the wood, that it was not worth while to bottle the remainder. Do, Mr. Dawkins, at once oblige my uncle Ulic. Get rid of these narrow ideas. Believe me, they will never do for Galway/ " There was another thing that added to my miseries, and yet to my honoured helpmate it was a subject of unmeasured pride. It so happened, that the geographical position of my ill-omened estate was nearly on the boundaries of Galway and Mayo counties no less remarkable for their extent than the truculent disposition of the inhabitants. From time imme- morial, my lawn was the chosen fixture for determining affairs : of honour ; and hence, more blood had been shed there than on any similar spot in Christendom. If the civil authorities ! were so ungentlemanly as to interrupt the combatants, the latter merely crossed the adjacent bridge, and finished the r affair to their satisfaction. It is right, however, to say, that j the magistracy seldom interfered ; and if a functionary was jj forced out by some mean-spirited relative, though the fears of the Lord Chancellor might deter him from refusing his inter- tj vention, he still contrived to miss the road, cast a shoe, be| MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. 267 run away with, or meet some unhappy casualty, that one of the parties might be defunct, and the survivor in a place of safety, before he, the justice, appeared upon the battle-ground. Hence, not a week elapsed but my nerves were tortured by the arrival of a shooting -party, and probably further agonized by hearing Mr. Bodkin hallooing to the butler, ' Michael, (sotto voce.) devil speed ye, Michael ! the mistress desires ye to keep back dinner till the gentlemen have done, and to present her compliments, and say, that she expects the company of the survivor.' " All this was horrible to me ; in the evening to be sud- denly disturbed with pop ! pop ! and an outcry ; or awakened before daylight by my lady's maid opening the curtains with a curtsey, to know e where the dead men would be stritchedJ It was, moreover, a desperate tax upon my finances ; vaga- bonds, known and unknown, lay for weeks together in my house, while their broken bones were being reunited not a month passed but there was some dying man in the state-room doctors came and went as regularly as the post-boy and once in each quarter the coroner,* if he had any luck, em- panelled a jury in our hall. " Nor were we less tormented with the Blazers. We always had a lame horse or two in the stables ; and from the time cub-hunting commenced, till the season ended, of that re- doubted community who hazard ' Neck and spine, Which rural gentlemen call sport divina/ we never boasted fewer than a couple on the sick-list. Once, when an inquest was holding in the house, a Blazer in the best bed -room, a dying earth-stopper in the gate-house, and four disabled horses, ' at rack and manger,' I insinuated what a nuisance it was to have one's house made a 'morgue? and the offices an hospital. ' Do, Mr. Dawkins, have done,' ex- claimed my lady ' If you have no humanity, pray conceal it. Believe me, your feelings will never do for Galway' " But Drusilla had her reward. What though we kept a lazaretto for lame horses, and a general wakehouse for gentlemen of honour who left the world without sufficient * In Connaught this useful officer is paid by the job, and the number ^ith which he occasionally debits the county is surprising. 268 MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. assets to procure a grave ; our lights were not hidden, nor our charities unrecorded. There was not a man shot, or an arm broken, but my lady wife was dragged neck and crop into the columns of the Connaught Journal as for example : " ' THE LATE CAPTAIN MACNAB. Further particulars. When the lamented gentleman fell, his second, Mr. Peter Brannick, raised the body in his arms. Life, however, was totally extinct, as the ball had fractured the fifth rib, and passed directly through the pericardium. In its transit, the fatal bullet shattered a portable tobacco-pipe, which the de- ceased invariably carried in his right waistcoat pocket. The body was immediately removed upon a door to Castle Toole, where every attention to the remains of a gallant soldier was given by the accomplished mistress. Indeed it is but right to say, that this estimable lady superintended in person the laying out of the corpse. At midnight three friars from Ballyhownis, and a number of the resident clergy attended, and a solemn high mass was celebrated in the great hall. The reverend gentlemen employed upon this melancholy occasion, have expressed their deep sense of the urbanity of the lady of the mansion. " f We understand that, at the especial request of Mrs. Dawkins, the body will remain in state at Castle Toole, until it is removed to its last resting-place, the family burying- ground at Carrick Nab.' Connaught Journal. ft ' The friends and relatives of Mr. Cornelius Coolaghan will be delighted to hear that he has been pronounced convalescent by Dr. M'Greal. A mistake has crept into the papers, stating that the accident was occasioned by his grey mare, Miss Magaraghan, falling at a six feet wall. The fact was that the injury occurred in attempting to ride in and out of the pound of Ballymacraken, for a bet of ten pounds. As the village inn was not deemed sufficiently quiet, Mr. C. C. was carried to the hospitable mansion of Castle Toole. It is needless to add, that every care was bestowed upon the sufferer by the elegant proprietress. Indeed, few of the gentler sex so elegantly combine the charms and amiabilities of the beautiful Mrs. Dawkins.' Ibid. " Well, sir, I submitted to my fate with more than mortal fortitude. I saw that in rashly marrying one in taste, feeling and sentiment so totally my opposite, I had wrecked my MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. 269 happiness for ever, and that 1 must submit. My pride would sometimes fire at the slights I suffered from my very underlings, and the cool contempt of those locusts who lived only upon my bounty. I was reduced to utter dependency, and yet I never murmured a remonstrance. Presently, my wife took possession of my banker's book yet I did not rebel for my nerves were weak, my spirit humble ; fate made my own conduct punish me, and I had philosophy to bear it patiently. But one thing reconciled me to much misery it was a darling hope a cherished fancy this was left when all besides had fled, and I clung to it with the tenacity of a wretch who seizes the reed to support him while he drowns. That hope, that sole dependence, was in my unborn child ; on that being, haply, I might lavish my love ; and when nothing else remained on earth whereon to rest my affections, I turned to a visionary thing, a creature not in existence, as an object on which to fix my heart. You smile ; but ah, sirs, remember I had not nerves and feelings like the multitude. I am a poor helpless wretch, unfitted to withstand the villany of mankind, and struggle through a world where the boldest will often blench, and the wisest hold their course with difficulty." He became deeply agitated, and though, poor fellow, I had laughed heartily at the faithful picture he gave, in the course of his narrative, of all concerned, I could not but respect his griefs. He soon continued "At times I felt a misgiving in my bosom, and pangs of jealousy tormented me. I saw much culpable familiarity between my wife and her relative : and for some trifling cause, she and I, for some time past, had not occupied the same apartment. Could she forget herself and me so far? Oh, no, no, she could not ! She would not do a being like me, who submitted to her command, and sacrificed every thing to her fancy, so base, so cruel an injury ! I never harmed a worm willingly ; and surely she would not wrong one so totally her thrall her worshipper as I ? "I considered that between the parties there existed a near relationship, and national habits and early intimacy might warrant what was certainly indelicate, but still might not be criminal. God help me ! At times my brain burned my senses were almost wandering ; and had this state of 2/0 MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. torture long continued, I must, ere now, have been the inmate of a madhouse. " The time of her trial came, and at that awful hour, I am told women like to have their husbands near them, for those they love can sometimes whisper hope, and rouse the drooping courage of the sufferer. But I was specially excluded from the chamber of the patient, although constant messages passed between the lady and her kinsman. The trial ended happily a boy was born the servants flocked round me, to offer their rude congratulations ; but the nurse cast on me such a look of mingled pity and contempt as almost struck me lifeless. I asked affectionately for my wife I inquired tenderly for my child. s It is a fine boy/ said a young, wild, light-hearted creature, the housemaid ; ' it has the longest legs I ever saw ; and, Holy Mary ! its hair is as red as Lanty Driscoll's jacket !' God of Heaven ! red hair. It was killing murderous. Then I was the wretch my worst fears had whispered, and a child was born but not to me." He paused, completely overcome. I felt my eye moisten at the deep though simple pathos of the story-teller. There was a sorrow, an agony, in his melancholy detail, that touched the heart more sensibly than calamities of deeper character and greater men. After a short pause, he thus continued : " The day the most eventful of my life, if my wedding one be excepted, at last arrived, and had it been nominated for my undergoing the extreme penalty of the law, it could not have brought more horror with it. I felt the fulness of my degra- dation. I was a miserable puppet, obliged to pretend a blindness to disgrace, of which my conviction was entire ; and automaton as I was considered, and little as my looks or feelings were consulted, the deep melancholy of my face did not escape my conscience- stricken partner. She became pale and agitated, while with affected indifference of manner, she taxed me with rudeness to my company, and more especially to herself. What would the world say, if on this high festival, when the heir of Castle Toole was to be presented to his relatives, I should appear like a monk at a death-wake than a happy parent? ' Lord! Mr. Dawkins, this moping* is so unmanly. Here will be the O'Tooles and the O'Shaughnesseys, Blakes and Burkes, Bellews and Bodkins : they will feel it a personal MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. 271 insult. If you, encourage these humours, I assure you, Mr. Daw- kins, you will never do for Galway.' Before this jobation ended, carriage-wheels grated on the gravel, and men, women, and children commenced and continued pouring in, as if another deluge had begun, and Castle Toole was an ark of safety. " While the house was crowded within, the space before it appeared to be in the possession of numerous banditti. The tenants, of course, had flocked hither to do honour to the christening. For their refreshment a beeve was roasted whole, and beer and whisky lavishly distributed. I never saw a scene of waste and drunkenness before, although I had hitherto believed that my residence was the veriest rack-rent in the world. In every corner pipers played, women danced, men drank, and swearing and love-making was awful. There, while dinner was being served, I had stolen forth to vent my agony unnoticed. I am not, sirs, gifted with that command of nerve which can exhibit hollow smiles while the bosom is inly bleeding. To affect gaiety so foreign to my heart, I feltwould break it ; but the desperate misery that I endured would spur the dullest soul to madness. I viewed the rude revelry with disgust. I was the master of the feast, but the savages barely recognised me. Generally they spoke in their native lan- guage ; and though I did not exactly comprehend all that they said, I heard enough to assure me of my utter insignificance in their rude estimate of character. Under a gate- pier two old women were sitting ; thy did not notice me, and continued their discourse. " ' Ally, astore, did ye see the child ? They say it's the picture of Marc Bodkin.' " f Whisht, ye divil !' was the rejoinder, as the crone pro- ceeded, with a chuckle ; ' it has red hair, any how : but Neil an skit a gau maun* and ye know best.' " But the further humiliation of assisting at the ceremony was saved me. In the hurry consequent upon the general i confusion, the post-bag was handed to me instead of my lady-wife, who lately had managed all correspondence. Mechanically I opened the bag, and a letter, bearing the well-known direction of my aunt, met my eye. That, under circumstances, it should have reached me, appeared miraculous, and, seizing an opportunity, I examined its * Anglice t ( I have no skill in it.' 272 MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. contents in private. My kind relation had received my detail of misery, and, in reply, she implored me to abandon the scene of my degradation, and share her fortune, which was more, she said, than sufficient for us both. My heart beat with conflicting emotions all unworthy as she was, I could not bring myself to abandon Drusilla thus. I actually hesitated, when curiosity prompted me to peruse a letter which was addressed to her, and marked immediate. Its contents were these : " < Dear Madam, " e I have by this post received the two writs, as expected. I settled the Ex. against Mr. M. A. B., and he may come to town any time till further notice. With respect to those against Mr. Dawkins, it is ?s well to let things take their course. He is a gentleman of retired habits, and a little confinement, particularly as he don't hunt, will be quite imma- terial. I received the bullocks, but, as cattle are down, there is still a balance due. " 'A Dublin wine-merchant has just handed me an Ex. for 6 13, and insists upon accompanying me to Castle Toole. I have therefore named Wednesday, on which day you will please to have the doors closed. As the plaintiff may again be officious, I would recommend his being ducked, when return- ing, and a city bailiff, whom you will know by his having a scorbutic face and yellow waistcoat, should for many reasons be corrected. Pray, however, take care the boys do not go too far, as manslaughter, under the late act, is now a transport- able felony. " ' The sooner Mr. D. renders to prison the better. Tell your Uncle Ulic I have returned non est to his three last ; but he must not show. You can drop me a line by bearer when you wish Mr. D. to be arrested ; and after we return nulla bona on Wednesday, I will come out and arrange matters generally. " ' Believe me, dear Madam, truly yours, " ' JOHN GRADY, Sub-sheriff, Galway. " ' Mrs. Dawkins, Castle Toole.' " f P.S. What a blessing it is for poor Mr. Dawkins that he has such a woman of business to manage his affairs ! He is a well -meaning man, but he'll never do for Galway. < J. G. 5 MEMOIR OF A GENTLEMAN. 273 "Had I been ten times over the tame wretch I was, I could not he insensible to the deep treachery of this worth- less woman, who had ruined my property, and would now incarcerate my person. In spite of remonstrances upon its apparent inhospitality, I abandoned the 'impious feast,' and while my absence was neither missed nor regarded, I stole from the accursed spot, and by bribing a wandering stocking-man, was enabled to make my way to the coast, and procure a fishing-boat to place myself beyond the power of arrest. The same bad luck appeared to follow me : the drunkenness of the scoundrels threatened to interrupt my escape, and even place my life in peril. From these mishaps you have delivered me, and by your prompt assistance I shall effect my retreat from a country I must ever recollect with horror. When I reach England, I will seek reparation for my injuries ; and though all besides is gone, I shall at least endeavour to liberate myself from the worthless woman who abused a weak and too confiding husband. " Alas ! gentlemen, what a stream of misfortunes will sometimes originate in a trifle. A Margate steamer entailed a life of suffering upon me. My fortune vanished, my wife deceived me laughed at by my friends, and ridiculed by my enemies from all these complicated misfortunes, I have learned but one simple fact Alas ! ' That I should never do for Galway !' " CHAPTER XXXVIII. Morning alarm Death of the otter-killer General grief Night ex- cursion Herring-fishery Our reception Beal fires The wake The funeral Anecdote of a dog A deserted house. I SLEPT soundly : my servant found me still a-bed, when he came at his customary hour ; as he unclosed the curtains I heard a hum of voices, and appearances of domestic hurry were visible ; next . moment the well-known Currakeen, whose celebrity as a courier is truly remarkable, passed the window at a " killing pace." I found upon inquiry, that the otter-killer was dying, and that ' the runner" I had just observed, had been dispatched for Father Andrew. T 274 DEATH OF THE OTTER-KILLER. The ancient retainer of an Irish family generally estab- lishes a bond upon the affections of the wild household, that causes his loss to make a greater sensation, than so humble an event might be supposed to occasion. Antony for half a century had been attached to this family. Three generations have passed since he first settled beneath the roof-tree ; and he has been associated with every earlier recollection of the present master. No wonder I found my kinsman in considerable distress. The old man was dying and youthful scenes, and youthful days, when the stormier passions had not broken " the sunshine of the breast," were now vividly recalled by the approaching dissolution of his ancient and devoted follower. The summons to the priest was instantly attended, Father Andrew returned with the messenger, and was im- mediately closeted with the penitent. Poor Antony's simple life had few dark recollections to harrow his parting hour. His shrift was short and satisfactory ; and at his own request, when the rites of the Roman Catholic church had been duly celebrated, my cousin and myself were summoned to his bed- side. The old man was supported by Hennessey, as a difficulty in breathing obliged him to be raised up ; and the scene was at once simple and imposing. The early monitor of his youthful fishing-days the being who had in mountain pastimes been so frequently his companion, possibly recalled softer recollections, and a deep shade of sorrow overspread the countenance of the "stem homicide." The black-eyed girl, who held a teaspoon to his lips, vainly endeavouring to intro- duce some nourishment, wept over him like a lamenting child. His faithful terrier sat at the bed-foot, and the fixed and melancholy look that the poor animal turned on her dying master, would have half persuaded me that Venom knew she was about to lose him. Dim as his eye was, it lighted as my kinsman's tall figure darkened the entrance of the chamber; and feebly putting forth his hand, he clasped that of his beloved master with affection, arid while weakness and imperfect breathing sadly interrupted his "last farewell," we could with some difficulty thus collect his words. "I'm going, Master Julius, and may the blessing of the Almighty attend ye ! Sure I should be thankful, with all DEATH OF THE OTTER-KILLER. 275 about me to make me easy to the last. I saw your grand father stretched I sat beside your father when he departed, may the Lord be merciful to both ! and I die with yourself and the clargy to comfort my last hour, praises be to Mary, Master Julius, will you listen to a dying man ; he that carried ye in his arms, and loved ye better than all the world besides ? ye'll take my advice. Marry, Julius avourneen the ould name that since the days of Shamul a Croaghah held land and honour surely you won't let it pass? Mind the old man's last words and now Heaven bless ye !" And in feeble tones he continued muttering benedictions upon all around him. My cousin was really affected, and the Priest perceiving the increasing feebleness of the otter-killer, requested us to retire. We were obey- ing, when Antony rallied suddenly and unexpectedly : " You will mind the dog, for my sake, Master Julius and ye'll let trap and fishing-rod hang up in the hall, to put ye in mind of old Antony ?" These were his last connected words his strength failed fast ; his memory wandered to other times ; " he babbled of green fields," he murmured the names of lakes and rivers and while the affectionate Priest prayed fervently beside his old and innocent companion, the otter-killer rendered his last sigh in the arms of Hennessey and the weeping Alice ! Talk of parade around the couch of fortune, and what a heartless display is it ! / saw a rich man die ; I saw the hollow mockery of hireling attendants and interested friends ; but here, that simple unsophisticated being had a sincerity of grief bestowed upon his death-bed, that to wealth and grandeur would be unattainable ! There was a loud and agonizing burst of sorrow when the otter-killer's death was communicated to those in the hall and kitchen, who, during the closing scene, had been with difficulty prevented from crowding the apartment of the sufferer. But this noisy demonstration of regard was speedily checked by old John, who knew that his master would be doubly displeased should any tumultuary wailings render rne uncomfortable. In a short time, order was tolerably established ; and with one exception, a quiet and respectful silence supervened A stout, though aged crone, occasionally burst into wild lament, T 2 276 NIGHT EXCURSION. accompanied by a beating on her breast, which, like the signal to a chorus, elicited a fresh ebullition from the subordinate mourners. John, however, interposed his authority effectu- ally. " Badahust,' hanamondioul, badahust, I say ! ye may keinagh at the funeral, but ye mustn't disturb the master and the company." This jobation restored tranquillity, and in cc decent grief" the otter-killer's corpse was duly laid out in its funeral habiliments. The evening wore on heavily my kinsman was sensibly affected ; his old monitor in the gentle art was gone ; and though full in years, and ripe for the tomb, his master felt, that " he could have better spared a better man." There was heart-sinking about our party which I had never marked before. The wine had lost its charm ; and while the Colonel and the Priest commenced a game of piquet, my cousin ordered the gig, and proposed that we should pull over to the herring- boats, which in the next estuary, and on the preceding night, had been unusually successful. Accordingly, having lighted our pipes and procured our boat-cloaks, we left the pier-head in the four-oared galley. The night was unusually dark and warm ; not a breath of wind was on the water ; the noise of the oars, springing in the coppered rullocks, was heard for a mile off, and the whistle of sandpipers and jack curlews, as they took wing from the beach we skirted, appeared unusually shrill. Other noises gradually broke the stillness of the night the varied hum of numerous voices chanting the melancholy songs which are the especial favourites of the Irish, began to be heard distinctly and we soon bore down upon the midnight fishers, directed by sound, not sight. To approach the fleet was a task of some difficulty. The nets, extended in interminable lines, were so frequent, that much skill was necessary to penetrate this hempen labyrinth, without fouling the back ropes. Warning cries directed our course, and with some delay we threaded the crowded surface, and, guided by buoys and puckawns, found ourselves in the very centre of the flottilla. It was an interesting scene. Momently the boats glided along the back ropes, which were supported at short intervals by corks, and at a greater by inflated dog-skins, arid, raising the curtain of network which these suspended, the herrings HERRING FISHING. 277 were removed from the meshes, and deposited in the boats Some of the nets were particularly fortunate, obliging their proprietors to frequently relieve them of the fish ; while others, though apparently stretched within a few yards, and consequently in the immediate run of the herrings, were favoured but with a few stragglers ; and the indolent fisherman had to occupy himself with a sorrowful ditty, or in moody silence watched the dark sea " like some dull ghost waiting on Styx for waftage." Our visit appeared highly satisfactory, for the ceade feal- teagh, with a lament for " ould Antony," was universal, while every boat tossed herrings on board, until we were obliged to refuse further largess, and these many " trifles of fish" accumulated so rapidly, that we eventually declined receiving further compliments, or we might have loaded the gig gunnel deep. The darkness of the night increased the scaly brilliancy which the phosphoric properties of these beautiful fish pro- duce. The bottom of the boat, now covered with some thousand herrings, glowed with a living light, which the imagination could not create, and the pencil never imitate. The shades of gold and silvery gems were rich beyond description ; and much as I had heard of phosphoric splen- dour before, every idea I had formed fell infinitely short of its reality. The same care with which we entered disembarrassed us of the midnight fishing : every boat we passed pressed hard to throw in a " cast of skuddawns* for the strange gentleman," meaning me ; and such was the kindness of these hospitable creatures, that had I been a very Behemoth I should have this night feasted to satiety on their bounty. The wind, which had been asleep, began now to sigh over the surface, and before we had cleared the outer back-ropes, the sea-breeze came curling " the midnight wave." The tide was flowing fast, and having stepped the mast, we spread our large lug, and the light galley slipped speedily ashore. A fire which I had noticed above the Lodge kindling gradually, fanned by the rising night-breeze, sprang; at once into a glorious flame ; and through the darkness its intense light * Anglice, Herrings. 278 THE BEAL-FIRE. must have been for many leagues discernible. I broke my cousin's musing, to ask what it was. "That, my friend, is one of our ancient customs; that is- our leal-fire. It is lighted to notify that a death has oc- curred, and ere long you will see it answered by some of our friends and kindred. Poor old man ! none deserved it better, for he would have attended religiously to such observances, had any of my family preceded him to the grave. He lighted my father's beal-fire, and possibly kindled that of my grand- sire; old John has probably performed the ceremony for him: thus the kindlier offices are continued, and ( thus runs the word away/ Who," and he stopped, evidently embarrassed at some passing thought " Who shall say that the ceremo- nial bestowed upon the wandering otter-killer may not be refused to the last descendant of a line of centuries !" I would have interrupted these melancholy forebodings, but just then, from the lofty brow of an inland hill which I had frequently observed before, a light appeared, first faintly struggling, but presently reddening to the sight; and two fires in Achil, in a time of incredible briefness, flung their deep glow across the waters, and, as I afterwards remarked, were repeated for miles along the coast and high grounds. The rapidity with which the beal-fire was replied to, evidently pleased my kinsman's family vanity ; and with higher spirits, we watched the lights tremble in the windows of the Lodge, until these stellce minores directed our voyage to its termination. The Colonel and his companion were waiting for us on the the pier ; they insisted on adding to our supper some of the fish which we had brought home and while this was being done, my cousin and myself entered the wake, to pay our last duties to the departed otter-killer. To give additional eclat to his funeral rites, the corpse had been removed to the barn, which, from its unusual size, was well-fitted to admit the numerous mourners who would attend the ceremony. Upon a rude bier the old man rested, and the trap and fishing-rod were, by a fancy of Hennessey, placed above his head. The barn was filled, but immediate room was made for the master and his company. I have seen the corpse when carefully arranged ; when the collapsing features were artificially moulded, to imitate a tranquillity that bad THE WAKE. 279 been foreign to the last event. But here was a study for a painter. The old man's face was puckered into the same conscious smile with which I have heard him terminate his Happiest otter-hunt, or some mountain exploit of my kins- man, which appeared to him equally dear ; his long hair, released from the band with which he usually confined it, wantoned in silvery ringlets across his neck and shoulders : all else was in wonted form ; only that the number of candles round the bier might have been called extravagant, and the plate of snuff upon the bosom of the corpse was heaped with a munificence that would stamp the obsequies as splendid. Everybody has heard an Irish wake described, and there is no dissimilarity among a hundred, only that, according to the opulence of the family, and the quantity of funeral re- freshments, the mirth and jollity of the mourners is invariably proportionate. That the master's ancient retainers should be nobly waked was fully expected by the country, and certainly they were not disappointed. Whisky in quantities passing all understanding, tobacco in all its preparations, were fearfully consumed on this important ceremony ; and during the two days and nights which the otter-killer was above ground, the barn, spacious as it was, proved unequal to accommodate the hundreds who flocked from a distance of even twenty miles to have " a last look at ould Antony." When the evening fell on which the corpse was to be carried to its resting-place, a scene of great novelty and great interest ensued. From the insulated situation of the Lodge, *i connexion with the burying-ground, it was necessary that ,-*ie body should be carried across the estuary by water. At the appointed hour, from every creek and harbour, the peasantry were seen afloat : and when the funeral left the house, more than a hundred boats accompanied that in which the corpse was deposited. My kinsman followed next to the body with all his visitors and servants ; and when the opposite strand was reached, he and his foster-brother placed their shoulders under the coffin, and supported it for a short distance along the beach. This was, I was afterwards informed, the highest honour that could be conferred upon the departed by his master ; and even the magnificence of the otter-killer's wake was held inferior to this proud and public testimony of his patron's affections. 280 ANECDOTE. One circumstance was remarked which was powerfully indicative of animal affection. The dead man's terrier had remained night and day beside his bier, since the morning of his death. Unnoticed, she crept on board the boat that conveyed the coffin to the churchyard ; and when the grave was filled, she was with difficulty carried home by an attendant, but escaping during the night, crossed the estuary by swimming, and again lay down upon the turf, beneath which her beloved master was sleeping. Every care and kindness was bestowed upon her in the Lodge. No one ad- dressed her but as "poor Venney." Notwithstanding, she drooped visibly, and in three weeks after her interment, in death the otter-killer's favourite " bore him company." When we reached the Lodge, we made a discovery which, possibly with some people, might lead to an opposite con- clusion, and either prove the security or insecurity of the country. Not a living being had remained within the walls, and consequently, for several hours, the house and household goods were abandoned to the mercy of chance and chance travellers. The guardian saint, however, acquitted herself like a gentlewoman. We found every thing in pious order ; and had the Lodge been under the especial care of the glorious Santa Barbara herself, watch and ward could not have been more faithfully maintained. CHAPTER XXXIX. Weather changes Symptoms of winter Animal appearances Night passage of Barnacles Grey plover Hints for shooting plover Wild geese Swans Ducks Burke transported Evening at the lodge Feminine employments. A MONTH had passed : winter comes on with giant strides, and the last lingering recollections of autumn are over. The weather becomes more rainy and tempestuous ; and bogs, which we once crossed easily, owing to the continued wet, are now quite impassable. The swell, which during the summer months came in in long and measured undulations, breaks in masses across the bar, and sends a broken and SYMPTOMS OF WINTER. 281 tumbling sea inside the estuary, so as to render it unsafe to expose any boat of heavy tonnage to its influence. Pattigo seldom ventures from his anchorage, and when last he ventured to pass a night at the pier, he ground away a hawser against the stones, notwithstading every pains were bestowed in renewing its service. The springs are usually high ; and two nights since, the Lodge and paddocks were completely insulated, and our communications with the mainland carried on by ferriage. The river rises fearfully, and the huge masses of turf left along the strand, prove how violent the mountain torrents must be at this advanced season. The sweet arid crystal stream is nowhere seen ; and Scott's beautiful lines happily describe the turbid river that has replaced it : " Late, gazing down the steepy linn That hems our little garden in, Low in its dark and narrow glen, You scarce the rivulet might ken, So thick the tangled greenwood grew, So feebly trill'd the streamlet through : Now, murmuring hoarse, and frequent seen, Through bush and briar no longer green, An angry brook it sweeps the glade, Brawls over rock and wild cascade." But other, and no less certain, tokens harbinger the wild season that has arrived. Yesterday a six-months' puppy, who crept after me across the adjoining paddocks, stopped in a rushy field. Suspecting that he had a hare before him, I passed on to push her from the form : I was mistaken a wisp * of snipes, possibly thirty in number, sprang, and scattering in all directions, pitched loosely over the ad- joining bogs. To-day I saw a flock of barnacles ;f and the * Wisp, in sporting parlance, means a flock of snipes. f* The barnacle weighs about five pounds, and measures more than two feet in length, and nearly four and a half in breadth. The bill, from the tip to the corners of the mouth, is scarcely an inch and a half long, black, and crossed with a pale reddish streak on each side ; a narrow black line passes from the bill to the eyes, the irides of which are brown ; the head is small, and as far as the crown, together with the cheeks and throat, white ; the rest of the head and neck, to the breast and shoulders, is black. The upper part of the plumage is prettily marbled or barred with blue, gray, black, and white ; the feathers of the back are black, edged with white, and those of the wing coverts and scapulars blue grey 282 FLIGHT OF BARNACLES. herdsman on the sand-banks apprises us of the first appear- ance of a Crowour Keough.* This is the earliest woodcock announced, but my kinsman has no doubt but the flight f has fallen in Achil : and we shall cross in a few days, if the weather answers, and try Slieve More, he says, with excellent success. I had been some hours in bed, when I was awakened by a quarrelling among the dogs, which I overheard the keeper settling with the whip. I remained, and it is rather an un- usual thing with me, a long time awake. An hour passed, all was again in deep repose, and I too was sinking into sleep, when a strange and unaccountable noise roused me. It seemed to be at first faint and distant, but momently in- creasing, grew louder and more distinct, until it passed to all appearance directly above my head. The sounds were wild and musical varied in tone beyond any thing I could de- scribe, and continuing, until they gradually became remote and indistinct, and at length totally died away. I was amazingly puzzled, but was obliged to reserve my curiosity to be satisfied in the morning. My cousin smiled at my inquiry : " And you heard these strange noises as well as I ? This, if you remained here, would be little marvel, as nightly the Barnacle cross the Lodge in passing from one estuary to the other. There they sit on yonder point ;" and, taking me to the window, I saw a considerable extent of sand literally black with this migratory tribe : they come here in immense multitudes, but from their bordered with black near the margins, and edged with white ; the quills black, edged a little way from the tips with blue grey ; the under parts and tail coverts, white ; the thighs are marked with dusky lines or spots, and are black near the knees ; the tail is black, and five inches and a half long ; the legs and feet are dusky, very thick and short, and have a stumpy appearance. * Why this title, literally meaning " the blind cock," should be con- ferred by the peasantry of Ballycroy on a bird so remarkable for the extraordinary quickness of his vision, is a parodox. Such is the known acuteness of the woodcock's vision, that the cover-shooter chooses a masked position, or the Crowour Keough would seldom come within range of the gun. f Flight is the term used to describe a flock of woodcocks, as they arrive in this country, in their annual migration from the north of Europe. GRAY PLOVER. 283 coarse and fishy flavour, afford little occupation to the water- shooter. The land barnacles are less numerous, although they are found in tolerable abundance. During the day I saw two flocks, of one or two hundred pairs, upon the bogs. They are, when sufficiently rested from their journey, sought for with great avidity by the few gunners in this district, and are very delicious when kept a sufficient time after being shot, before the cook transfers them to the spit. Gray plover must also migrate in thousands hither. Nothing else could account for the immense flocks, that have been seen, and will continue, as I am informed, to arrive. The shores and moors are everywhere crowded with them ; and within a hundred yards of the lodge, Hennessey, with two barrels, killed seven couple and a half last evening. The bent-banks are their favourite fixture : and I have never crossed them of late without finding at least one stand. These vary in numbers ; but I am certain I have seen three hundred of these birds thus congregated. There is, in shoting plover, a common remark made by sportsmen, that the second is always the more productive barrel. The rapidity with which they vary their position when on the ground, seldom admits of a grand combination for a sitting, or rather a running shot. But when on the wing, their mode of flight is most favourable for permitting the shot to tell; and it is by no means unusual to bring down a number. "When disturbed, they frequently wheel back directly above the fowler, and offer a tempting mark if he should have a barrel in reserve ; and even when too high for the shot to take effect, I have often thrown away a random fire ; for the plover, on hearing the report, directly make a sweep downwards on the wing, and I have by this means brought them within range of the second barrel. "When the season advances, the number of geese* that * The time that wild geese feed in this country is by night, and par- ticularly during moonlight. I have never known them either netted or decoyed ; and all the shooter has to rely upon is patience and a long barrel. Of all the prizes that a wildfowl- shooter could wish to meet with, a flock of teal is the very first. Independently of their being by far the best birds of the whole Anas tribe, they are so much easier of access, and /equire such a slight blow, that no matter whether you are prepared for wildfowl, partridges, or snipes, you may, at most times, with very little 284 WILD-GEESE. visit this wild peninsula is astonishing. For miles I have traced their night feedings along a river bank, where the marshy surface afforded them their favourite sustenance. They are far more wary than the barnacle, and are extremely difficult of access in moderate weather ; but chance and storm occasionally favour the sportsman, and in spite of the caution of these birds, the flock will be surprised, and the patient gunner reap in a lucky moment the reward of many a weary vigil and bootless attempt. The last and greatest of the wild visiters, are the swan tribe. Their being scarce or plentiful depends much upon the season and in winters of extreme severity thousands of these birds will be found upon the estuaries and inland lakes. The noise they make is wild and musical, and with a little trouble, contrive to get near them ; and this being once done, you have only to shoot straight to be pretty sure of killing. I have seen teal " duck the flash," though never but once, and then I nad rather a slow-shooting-gun. DISSOLUTION OF THE PARTY. 285 fancy, my kinsman says, the ear will trace modulations almost extending to infinity. These birds, during severe frosts and snow-storms, are easily surprised and shot; and the skins, when carefully stripped off, will well repay the shooter for his trouble. To enumerate the varieties of the duck tribe that an incle- ment winter brings to these shores, would be difficult. I have already noticed the Pintail, and the Golden-eye upon the estuary. Widgeons come here in immense flocks ; and that beautiful bird the teal, the smallest and most delicate of the whole species, is found for the remainder of the season on loughs and rivers in abundance. The Grebe and Tringa tribes furnish numerous and interesting varieties; and an ornithologist, as well as a sportsman, would have here an ample field, could he but set the season at defiance, and pass his winter on this exposed and stormy coast. But the note of dissolution of our happy party has sounded. The Colonel, having divers premonitory twinges, has named an early day for his departure. To be caught by the gout here, would be a hazardous experiment; and the portmanteau, whose captivity was likely to occasion such desperate results, is again packed and confided to Andy Bawn. But the com- mander's baggage is not to be exposed to a second interrup- tion. The attempt was fatal to Mr. Burke ; for, emboldened by the feud which his unadvised aggression created between my kinsman and this modern Cacus, the Sweenies* seized the opportunity, and the outlaw was arrested in a whisky-house, tried, and escaped by a miracle from being hanged, but was, alas ! consigned to Australasia for the course of his natural life To do Mr. Burke justice, he left his native soil with regret. Finding all chance of commuted punishment over, he endea- voured to obtain his liberty by an ingenious plan to strangle the turnkeys, and emancipate all and every victim of judicial tyranny who pleased to accept his freedom. He did, poor man, make an excellent offer to choke a jailer but fortune frowned upon the attempt ; the half-throttled janitor was * This numerous clan derive their origin from a northman. They are, I know not with what justice, reckoned a treacherous and vindictive trihe, and a feud with them is consequently held to be a dangerous affair. 286 FEMININE EMPLOYMENTS. saved and the hero of the bridge of Ballyveeny will cross the equator at the public expense. To-morrow, wind and weather permitting, the commander takes his departure, and to-night will consequently be a high and solemn festival. Would it were over ! I cannot, dare not, offer an excuse for cavilling at bumpers, even were they " fathoms deep ;" and all the consolation that an aching head will claim to-morrow, will be a saw from old John about "the dog that bit me," and the merciless badinage of that black- eyed coquette who embodies all that Moore idealized in sketching his Nora Crina. How soft the evening twilight falls on the waters of the estuary ! the tide kisses the very verge of the greensward, and looks so treacherously calm, as if its storms were for ever ended. Boat after boat hurries down the inlet to shoot their herring-nets for the night ; and many an ancient ditty, or ruder tale, will while away the time till morning. Occa- sionally a struggle between two rival barks ensues and I remark, the contest invariably takes place before the windows of the Lodge. One very singular one amused me much. A boat rowed by four women challenged, and actually out- pulled another, though propelled by a similar number of the coarser sex. Indeed, the occupations of the ladies of Ballycroy are not essentially feminine : the roughest and most dangerous em- ployments they share in common with the men. A Mahratta woman, they told me in India, regularly shampoos her hus- band's horse. Were I of the fair sex, I would rather operate on a quadruped than row a fishing-boat by the day, and cut sea-weed up to the waist in water, with the expectation of being swept from my precarious footing by the first moun- tainous surge. - THE COLONEL LEAVES US. 287 CHAPTER XL. Colonel leaves us Last visit to Achil Snipes and woodcocks Their migration Solitary snipe Cock-shooting in Achil Mountain covers Cock-shooting : its accidents Anecdotes An unlucky companion. THE Colonel has left us, and we lose in him the best and safest of friends a true buon camarado. With spirits of youthful buoyancy, a temper unsoured by time, and indiffe- rent to worldly annoyances, years have only mellowed his com- panionable qualities, while they added deeply to his anecdote and information. Few men of a certain age succeed in retain- ing their places as first favourites with others some quarter of a century their juniors ; but the Colonel is an exception : we shall feel a blank in our society ; and in this gay and careless spirit lose a dear companion, who seemed to put time at de- fiance, and forbade gout itself to interrupt his comfort, or " mar his tranquillity." The last two days have been dry, the wind is favourable, a white frost has been visible this morning, and we are about to pay our parting visit to Achil. We have again sent to our ancient entertainers, the Water Guards, to beg a shelter for the night ; for the days have so sensibly shortened, that we shall have enough to do to reach Dugurth at nightfall. " Merrily, merrily bounds the bark," and an hour landed us at the Ridge Point. Our establishment is on a minor scale to what we sported on our first descent ; we have only some two or three hangers-on, and have brought but two brace of orderly and antiquated setters. I have seen much of snipe-shooting* in many parts of * The common residence of the snipe is in small bogs, or wet grounds, where it is almost constantly digging and nibbling in the soft mud, in search of his food, which consists chiefly of a very small kind of red transparent worm, about an half inch long ; it is said also to eat slugs, arid the insects and grubs, of various kinds, which breed in great abund- ance in those slimy stagnant places. In these retreats, when undisturbed, the snipe walks leisurely with its head erect, and at short intervals keeps moving the tail. But in this state of tranquillity it is very rarely to be seen, as it is extremely watchful, and perceives the sportsman or his dog at a great distance, and instantly conceals itself among ths variegated withered herbage so similar in appearance to its own plumage, that it is almost impossible to discover it while squatted motionless in its seat: it seldom, however, waits the near approach of any person, particularly in 288 SNIPES. Ireland, but I could not have imagined that the number of these exquisite birds could be found within the same space, that one particular marsh which bounds the rabbit-banks pro- duced. Independently of a quantity of detached birds, several open weather, but commonly springs and takes flight at a distance beyond the reach of the gun. When first disturbed, it utters a kind of feeble whistle, and gently flies against the wind, turning nimbly in a zigzag direction for two or three hundred paces, and sometimes soaring almost out of sight ; its note is then something like the bleating of a goat, but is changed to a singular humming or drumming noise, uttered in its descent. From its vigilance and manner of flying, it is one of the most difficult birds to shoot. Some sportsmen can imitate their cries, and by that . means draw them within reach of their shot ; others of a less honourable description, prefer the more certain and less laborious method of catching them in the night by a springe, like that which is used for the woodcock. The snipe is migratory, and is met with in all countries ; like the wood- cock, it shuns the extremes of heat and cold by keeping upon the bleak moors in summer, and seeking the shelter of the valleys in winter. In severe frosts and storms of snow, driven by extremity of the weather, snipes seek the unfrozen boggy places, runners from springs, or any open streamlet of water, and they are sure to be found, often in considerable numbers in these places, where they sometimes sit till nearly trodden upon before they will take their flight. Although it is well known that numbers of snipes leave Great Britain in the spring, and return in the autumn, yet it is equally well ascertained WOODCOCKS. 289 wisps sprang wildly, as they always do ; and I have no doubt that this fen had been their temporary resting-place after their autumnal migration from the north. We were the more in- clined to this opinion, from finding many of the birds we killed extremely lean ; while others, that sprang singly, were in admirable condition. Achil is a natural resting-place for migratory birds : and hence I can well believe the accounts given by the islanders, of the immense numbers of woodcocks and snipes which are here found, in their transit from a high latitude to our more genial climate. The same remark is made touching the vernal visit of these strangers to this island. After woodcocks have for days vanished from the inland covers, they have been found in flocks on the Achil and Erris highlands, evidently congregating for their passage, and pre- paring for the attempt. It may be easily conceived, that whether the winter stock of snipes and woodcocks be limited or abundant, will mainly depend upon the state of the winds and weather at the period of migration. Hence, when the latter end of October and the succeeding month have continued stormy, with south or south- easterly gales, a lamentable deficiency of game has been in- variably observed. That multitudes perish on their passage, or are obliged to change their course, is certain and the ex- hausted state in which the small portion of the survivors reach these shores, attests how difficult the task must be to effect a landing, when opposed by contrary winds and stormy weather. We crossed the bent-banks, occasionally knocking a rabbit over as we went along, and wheeled to the westward to skirt the base of Slieve More. We had not proceeded far, before that many constantly remain, and breeds in various parts of the country, for their nests and young ones have been so often found as to leave no doubt of this fact. The female makes her nest in the most retired and inaccessible part of the morass, generally upon the stump of an alder or willow ; it is composed of withered grass and a few feathers ; her eggs, four or five in number, are of an oblong shape, and of a greenish colour, with rusty spots ; the young ones run off soon after they are freed from the shell, but they are attended by the parent birds until their bills have acquired a sufficient firmness to enable them to provide for themselves. The snipe is a very fat bird, but its fat does not cloy, and veryrars'y disagrees even with the weakest stomach. It is much esteemed as a delicious and well-flavoured dish, and is cooked in the same manner as the woodcock. 290 COCK-SHOOTING. an islander, who was herding cows, told us that there was a crowour keough beg* in the next ravine. We accordingly put a setter in, and were gratified with a steady point in the place the herdsman had intimated. The bird sprang, and was knocked over by my companion, when the little woodcock proved to be a double snipe. These birds are extremely scarce here, and a few couple only are seen during a whole season by persons most conversant in traversing the bogs. There cannot be a doubt but this bird is a distinct species ; but for its extreme rarity and solitary habits naturalists are puzzled to account. We shot, before we began to ascend the hill, a couple of woodcocks lying out upon the moors. They were very shy, never allowing the dogs to come to a set. This is usually the case when these birds are outlying ; and I have followed a cock for miles before I got him within fire, teased by his getting up before I could approach, and removing some hun- dred yards from the gun. Some favourable inequality of sur- face has at last enabled me to close with my wild quarry, and, notwithstanding the keenness of his eye, got the wary stranger eventually within range of shot. There grows in the valleys and water- courses which are so frequent in the Achil and Ballycroy hills, that large and shrub-like heather that reaches nearly to the height of brush- wood. Here, in the earlier season, the woodcocks repose after their passage, and at times the numbers found in these ravines are stated to be extraordinary. With the first frost or snow they move off to the interior, dropping as they go along in the different covers, until a part of the flight reaches the very centre of the kingdom. We met, during our day's fag, about fifteen couple, out of which eight and a half were brought to bag. To these we added three brace and a half of grouse, and a brace of hares. When with these were united snipes, plovers, and rabbits, it is not too much to say that our bags were most imposing, and produced above fifty head of game. From our kind friends, the Water Guards, we received a hospitable reception ; and next morning were run across the bay in their galley, and landed safely upon our own shores. The cock-shooting, to use my cousin's words, in the west * A little woodcock. COCK-SHOOTING. 291 of Ireland is acknowledged to be very superior ; and when the flight has been large, and the season is sufficiently severe to drive the birds well to cover, there is not, to a quick eye, more beautiful shooting in the world. Some of the covers are copses of natural wood, situated in the very centre of the mountains. Consequently, when the snow falls, every wood- cock for miles around deserts the heath and seeks the nearest shelter. Then will the sportsman be amply repaid for all his labour. From a copse of not more than thirty acres extent, I have seen fifty couple of woodcocks flushed ; and as several excellent covers lay in the immediate vicinity, it was no un- usual thing for two or three guns to bring home twenty, nay, thirty couple. I have known a party fire a number of shots that appeared incredible ; and I have more than once ex- pended my last charge of powder, and left, for want of am- munition, one or more copses untried. The best cock-shooting cannot be had without a good deal of fag. Like fox-hunting, it is work for hardy spirits ; and non sine pulvere palma, will apply to both. To reach a mountain-cover, the sportsman must be on the alert two or three hours before daylight, for he has likely some ten Irish miles to ride or drive over, by a rough and dangerous road, now rendered scarcely discernible from the adjacent bogs, and hardly passable from the snow-drifts. The short day is hard- u 2 292 ACCIDENTS IN COCK-SHOOTING ly sufficient for shooting the different woods ; and then the same distance must be again traversed, for which the shooter will be a borrower from the night. Then he must reckon on divers delays and sundry accidents ; horses will come down, dog-carts capsize, a trace break, or a spring fail ; and what has annoyed me more than all together, probably a fog rise so suddenly and densely, as to render the road undistinguish- able from the surrounding heaths. But when all this is achieved, when a cover-party have fairly encircled the table, after the luxury of a complete toilet, when the fire sparkles, the curtains are drawn, and the wine circulates, why then, without let the storm blow till it bursts its cheeks and within, Father Care may hang himself in his own garters. There are others perils, also, to which the cover-shooter is obnoxious. The eye is sometimes endangered by pressing unguardedly through the copse wood ; and I knew one case where the sight was totally lost from a twig springing from a person who was struggling through the underwood and strik- ing the next who followed. The legs also are frequently and severely wounded by the sharp stumps which remain after a thicket has been thinned. But frbm random shots the chief danger arises ; and to prevent accidents occurring, a party, and particularly if it be numerous, should be guarded in select- ing their stands and altering their positions. I have been struck a dozen times, but never with any worse effect than receiving a shot or two in my cheek and ear ; but many a time I have felt a shower rattle against my fustian jacket, which, however, endured it bravely, as a garment of proof should do. Some men, from carelessness or stupidity, are really a nuisance to a cover-party ; and to others, one would almost ascribe a fatality, and avoid them like an evil genius. In the former case, I have found, after remonstrance failed, and they continued throwing their shot liberally around, without apparently caring one farthing upon whose person it alighted, the best cure was instantly to turn a barrel as nearly in the direction of the report as possible. A well-distributed charge rattling through the brush wood, and falling upon the delin- quent, gave, practically, a hint that made him more cautious for the future, and proved more effective than the most power- ful jobation. Of the latter class I mean unlucky companions I shall particularize one. Captain M shot with me an AN UNLUCKY COMPANION. 293 entire season. He was a pretty shot, and an excellent fellow ; but I never entered a cover with him that I was not certain to be struck before we returned home. Every precaution to evade his shot was useless. If in a copse of a mile long there was a solitary opening to admit its passage, he was opposite it to a certainty ; and my first intimation that such an alley did exist, would be a fall of withered leaves from the bushes above, and most likely a few grains lodging in my hat or jacket. If I moved to avoid a chance of accident, something induced him to make a corresponding change ; and at last I became so nervous, that I obliged him momently to call out, that I might ascertain our relative positions, and guard, if possible, against injury. We once, during a severe frost, shot the beautiful islands in the lake of Castle bar, which belong to the Marquis of Sligo. There were an immense number of cocks in cover, and we had been particularly successful ; but the wonder was, I had that day escaped unwounded, and my prayer to " keep lead out of me" had been heard. On our return, my friend was pluming himself on this result. " It was foolish," he said, " to reckon him unlucky. To be sure, some shots of his had been unfortunate, but such would ever be the case." We had now left off shooting, and were within a few fields of the barracks, when a jack snipe sprang from a drain on the road- side, and flying to the top of the field, pitched in the upper ditch. I followed it merely to discharge my barrels it sprang, and the report of my gun disturbed a hare in the bottom of the field ; she moved, and my companion instantly discharged both barrels. From the hardness of the surface, the shot rose ; a shower fell upon the protected parts of my person, while two struck me in the lip, and cut me deeply. I was more than one hundred yards from him, yet from the hard frost, the ricochet of the shot came as sharply upon me, as if I had been within point-blank distance. After that inci- dent, need I add ? much as I loved him, I never pulled a trigger in his company again. 294 MEMOIR OF HENNESSEY. CHAPTER XLI. Dull evening Memoir of Hennessey. WE sat down to dinner tte-a-tete, and although both my- self and my kinsman made an exertion to banish unpleasant reminiscences, the evening was the most sombre that I had yet passed. The happy party who once tenanted our " merrie home," are never to meet again. The otter-killer " sleeps the sleep that knows no breaking" the Colonel has retired to his winter quarters the Priest's confessions call him from us for a season and some secret intelligence which reached the Lodge over night, has caused Hennessey to disappear. To gratify a strong expression of curiosity on my part respecting the latter, my cousin told me the following parti- culars of this singular personage : " If ever man came into the world with the organ of destructiveness surcharged, it was my unhappy foster-brother. He was a lively and daring boy, and being a favourite with my late father, had opportunities of improvement afforded to him, which persons in his sphere seldom can obtain. But Hennessey showed little inclination for literary pursuits, the gun was more adapted to him than the pen and at fifteen, when but a very indifferent scribe, he was admitted by the whole population to be the best shot of his years that ' ever laid stock to shoulder/ Encouraged by my father's par- tiality, from this period he led an idle careless life, and ram- bled over the country, breaking dogs, or amusing himself with the gun and fishing-rod. " I was at the college when the first of his misfortunes occurred. He had imprudently ventured into a dancing- house, where a number of the Sweenies were assembled, with whom he had previously been at feud, and, as might have been anticipated, a quarrel quickly arose. Hennessey, too late, perceived his danger ; but with that daring determina- tion for which he has ever been remarkable, when the assault began, he made a sudden dash for the door, and overturning all that opposed him, succeeded in escaping. He was, how- ever, closely pursued. From his uncommon activity, he far outstripped all but one of his enemies. He had nearly reached MEMOIR OF HENNESSEY. . 295 the river but his enemy was close behind. Intending to disable his pursuer, Hennessey picked up a stone, and unfor- tunately threw it with such fatal precision, that the skull of his opponent was beaten in, and he expired on the spot. " Well, this was an unfortunate affair, but it was homicide in self-defence. My father accommodated matters with the Sweenies, and my foster-brother was discharged without * prosecution . "A year passed, but the Sweenies had not forgotten o? forgiven the death of their kinsman. Hennessey's rambling habits exposed him to frequent encounters with this clan : and one night, when returning late from the fair of Newport, with two or three companions, he came into unexpected colli- sion with a party of his ancient enemies. A scuffle ensued in the struggle he wrested a loaded whip from his antagonist, and struck the unhappy wretch so heavily with his own weapon, that after lingering nearly a month, he died from the contusion. " This second mishap occasioned us a deal of trouble ; but Hennessey surrendered, was tried, and acquitted, and we all trusted that his misfortunes were at an end. He abjured the use of spirits, avoided late hours, and such meetings as might- expose him to any collision with that clan who had been so unfortunate, and religiously determined to avoid every cause of quarrelling ; but fate determined that it should be other- wise. " Having been invited to a dragging home, as the bride- groom was his near relative, Hennessey could not without giving offence decline attending on the happy occasion. He was then a remarkably handsome fellow and you would vainly now seek in those gaunt and careworn features, the manly beauty which then caused many a rustic heart to beat. The bride's cousin accompanied her ; she was remarkably pretty, and was, besides, reported to be the largest heiress in the barony. With such advantages, no wonder ' of lovers she'd plenty,' as the ballad says : my foster-brother met her, danced with her, drank with her loved her, and was beloved in turn. Every rival was double-distanced ; but she was un- fortunately betrothed by her father to a wealthy Kcarne-* and although I, in person, interposed, and used my power- * Anglice, a rich vulgar clown. 296 MEMOIR OF HENNESSEY. ful influence, the old fellow her father was obstinate in refusing to break off the match. " Hennessey was no man to see his handsome mistress con- signed without her own consent to the arms of a rival. He made the usual arrangements, and I encouraged him to carry her oif. The evening came he left the Lodge in a boat, with six fine young peasants; and crossing the bay, landed by moonlight at a little distance from the village where his ina- morata dwelt. " That very night a multitude of the Malleys had accom- panied the accepted suitor to conclude all necessary prelimina- ries. The cabin of the heiress was crowded, and all within was noisy revelry. Hennessey, with one companion, stole to the back of the house. " He knew the chamber of the bride elect, for he had more than once c when all the world were dreaming,' visited his pretty mistress. He looked through the little casement, and, sight of horror ! there she was, seated on the side of the bed, and the Kearne's arm around her waist, with all the familiarity of a privileged lover ! There, too, was the priest of Inniskea, and divers elders of c both the houses' while the remainder of the company, for whose accommodation this grand chamber was insufficient, were indulging in the kitchen or dancing in the barn. " Since the days of Lochinvar, there never was a more daring suitor than my foster-brother ; yet he did not consider it a prudent measure to enter the state apartment ' 'mong bridesmen, and kinsmen, and clansmen, and all,' but waited patiently at the window, to see what some lucky chance might do. Nor did he wait in vain. Kathleein turned her pretty eyes on the moonlit casement, and thought, poor girl ! how often' her young lover had stolen there in secret, and told his tale of passion. A tap, too light for any but the ear of love to detect, arrested her attention, and she saw the indistinct form of a human face outside ; and whose could it be but her favoured youth ? Seizing an early opportunity, she stole from the apartment ; she soon was in her lover's arms; a few words, and a few kisses, and all was settled : and while the Kearne, the priest, and the father, were regulating the exact quanti- ties of cattle and plenishing,* that were to dower the hand- * Plenishing, means household furniture, beds, blankets, &c. MEMOIR OF HENNESSEY. 297 some bride, Kathleein was hurrying to the shore with her young and daring suitor. " An attempt so boldly and so fortunately begun, was, however, doomed to end unhappily. One of the Malleys had discovered the interview, and witnessed the elopement. Having silently observed the route of the fugitives, he apprized the parties within, that their negotiations were likely to become nugatory, and a fierce and vindictive pursuit was instantly commenced. The distance, however, to the beach was short : the companion of the bold abductor had run forward ; the bride was won the boat was launched the oars were dipping in the water when, alas ! the rush of rapid footsteps were heard, and oaths and threats announced that the fugitives were closely followed. Two or three of the Malleys had far outstripped the rest ; but a minute more, and pursuit would have been hopeless. One man had passed the others far, and on the brink of the tide he caught the fair runaway in his arms, while the companions of the gallant were actually pull- ing her on board. The chase was hard at hand twenty feet were heard rushing over the loose shingle not a moment was to be lost, or the bride was gone for ever. Like lightning Hennessey caught up a stretcher from the bottom of the boat, discharged one murderous blow upon the man who held back his beloved mistress, a deep-drawn moan was heard, and the unhappy Kearne, for it was himself, sank upon the beach without life or motion ! Off went the boat off went the lady and the athletic crew pulled through the sparkling water, little dreaming that their exulting leader was for the third time a homicide ! Great God ! I cannot tell you what I suffered next morning, when the tragical result of an attempt I had myself encouraged was told me. My first care was to look to the safety of my foster-brother and his bride ; and until pur- suit was over, I had them conveyed by Pattigo in the hooker to Innisboffin. There they remained in safe concealment, and for six months it was not deemed prudent to permit them to return, as the clan of the deceased were numerous and vin- dictive. " Time flew. They came back, and for some time remained here unmolested. Kathleein was near her confinement, when one day we received information that the Malleys had pro- cured a warrant with a civil force to execute it, and were de- termined at every hazard to arrest my foster-brother. I, a 298 MEMOIR OF HENNESSEY. magistrate myself, could not openly protect him ; and that evening he left the lodge at night-fall, to shelter himself in the island of Innisbiggle until the threatened danger passed. Kath- leein unfortunately accompanied him ; although we told her that there was but one poor family on the place, and its diffi- culty of approach, while favourable to the concealment of her husband, was unsuited to any female situated like her. " On landing on the island, the solitary family, who gene- rally resided in the single cabin it contained, were absent at the fair of Westport. Hennessey and his wife took possession of the hut, lighted a fire, and made themselves as comfort- able as the wretched hovel would admit. Even then he urged her to return to the Lodge but to leave him in perfect soli- tude on this desolate place was more than she could determine. Night came, and the weather, which had been squally all day, became worse momently, and at midnight blew a gale. The outlaw and his wife were now shut out from all the world, for a raging sea was roaring round the island, and all commu- nication with the main was interrupted. Whether fear preci- pitated the dreaded event I know not ; but in the middle of the night, while the elemental war was in its fury, symptoms of approaching travail were perceived by poor Kathleein, and the unhappy girl became more and more sensible of the terrible danger that was coming on. God of mercy ! what was to be done ? It wanted some hours of morning, and even were it light, until the tide fell no mortal could cross that stormy water. " Poor wretch ! with a withered heart, all that he could do to cheer his sinking companion was done ; but every hour she became worse, and every moment her pain and danger were increasing. Driven to madness, at the first dawn of morning he rushed madly to the beach, and though the retiring tide rushed between the island and the main with furious violence, he plunged into the boiling eddies, and with great strength and desperate courage made good his passage to the opposite shore. fe To obtain help was of course attended with delay ; at last, however, it was accomplished, and the tide fell sufficiently to permit some females to cross ihefarset.* He, the unhappy main. * The stand communicating at low water betweeu an island and the MEMOIR OF HENNESSEY. .299 husband, far outstripped them : like a deer he hounded over the beach that interposed between the cabin and the sands he reached it a groan of exquisite agony was heard from within next moment he was stooping over his exhausted wife a dead infant was pressed wildly to her bosom : she turned a dying look of love upon his face, and was a corpse within the arms of the ill-starred homicide ! " When the tidings of the melancholy fate of poor Kath- leein were carried to the Lodge, I got the hooker under weigh and stood over to the island. My unhappy foster-brother appeared paralysed with sorrow, and incapable of any exer- tion. We brought him, with the bodies of the young mother and the dead babe, to the house ; and the latter were in due season interred with every mark of sympathy and respect. ' c For a time I dreaded that the unfortunate homicide would have sunk into hopeless idiocy ; but he suddenly appeared to rouse his torpid faculties ; he became gloomy and morose and, deaf to all my remonstrances, to the least of which for- merly he would have paid the most marked regard, he wan- dered over the country and seemed to court an arrest, or rather an attempt at it ; for from his desperation, I am inclined to think he would have done some new deed of blood had his enemies ventured to assail him. All I could do to prevent mischief I did. I had the bullets drawn from his fire-arms when he slept ; I kept him under constant espionage, and retained him as much about my person as I could possibly contrive. Whether none would grapple with a desperate and well-armed man, or that some feeling for his sufferings softened the rancour of his enemies for a time, I know not, but he passed unmolested through the country ; and the most daring of the Sweenies and Malleys left the road when they acci- dentally met my unhappy foster-brother. Time has gradually softened his distress, and the asperity of his temper has sub- sided ; he has lost the fierce and savage look that lately no stranger could meet without being terror-stricken ; and I shall endeavour to get the death of his miserable rival, which decidedly was unpremeditated and accidental, accommodated. Some intelligence has made it advisable for Hennessey to leave the Lodge, although I hardly think any of his enemies would dare to seek him here ; but still we cannot be too cautious, and to be placed in the power of his former foeman at this moment, would be to involve his life in imminent peril. 300 DEPARTURE FIXED. " His misfortunes have given me more distress than any thing that has ever hefallen myself personally. His attach- ment to me is so devoted, that I cannot but have brotherly feelings for this ill-starred fosterer. Although he would fol- low me to the corners of the earth, if I required, he would rather risk a trial than leave the country, which I have often and earnestly entreated him to do." I offered here to take Hennessey under my protection to England, but my kinsman shook his head. " It is a kind intention, Frank, but he would not leave me. I am the last link that binds him to the world, and while life lasts, we must run our wild career in the same couples. Poor Hennessey ! there are worse men than he, although misfortune has made him thrice a homicide.'* It was late : John brought oysters at the customary hour, and soon after we separated for the night. CHAPTER XLII. My departure fixed Coast suited to an ornithologist Godsend An ocean waif My last day Coursing Size of hares Fen-shooting Kill a bittern Castle of Doona Fall of the tower Netting rabbits Reflections Morning Passage through the Sound Hennessey De- parture from the kingdom of Connaught. THE day of my departure from this wild retreat, where so many months have happily passed over, is determined : indeed, the season hardly admits a longer sojourn, and cir- cumstances beyond my control require an immediate return to England. My kinsman has made arrangements for passing the genial season of Christmas, and the remainder of the winter, with his relations in the interior ; and in the morning fox-hunt and evening dance, the dullest months of gloomy winter will merrily disappear. For me, were I not encumbered with a fortune, and " all the ills that flesh is heir to" when one is afflicted with inde- pendence, this place would suit me admirably. Though these shores be wild, and weather savage, yet every day brings its novelty along with it. The winter fisheries on the coast are magnificent ; and birds, known only to a naturalist elsewhere, AN OCEAN WAIF. 301 are daily presented during the stormy season to the active and intelligent shooter. That wild being, Hennessey, has pre- served an infinity of curious specimens ; and many a rare pro- duction that the ornithologist would prize, is here shot, and disregarded by the peasant who is so fortunate as to possess a gun. Among the natural advantages which this remote coast possesses, the ocean contributes largely to the stock, and even the tempest does not rage in vain. The prevailing westerly winds drive many a serviceable waif to the shore ; and seldom a winter passes, but some valuable wreck or dere- lict property adds to my kinsman's limited resources. True, these <( angel visits" are irregular, and come in questionable shape ; but still, be they in form of butter or rum, train-oil or mahogany, they answer (( for the nonce," and even a dead body has not been profitless to the finder. I possibly have thus digressed from having witnessed the triumphant arrival of a huge beam of Dantzic oak and a ship's topmast, which certain retainers of my gentle cousin have towed in. It appears that these " spolia opima" were dis- covered early in the morning about the centre of the bay, and a boat from both shores approached them nearly at the same time. Both, like true vassals, claimed on behalf of their respective master ; and it being impossible, on what an Irish- man would very naturally term " debatable land," to settle the question of property, the respective crews fought the thing fairly out, and my kinsman's representatives being men of thews and sinews, after breaking two heads, and chucking one gentleman of " the Capulets" overboard, brought the godsends safely hither. Law there will be, of course. The rival claimant was formerly an attorney, who managed to spoliate an unhappy fool who was litigiously inclined, and of course became owner of the property. He who thus gets them will be most tenacious of ill- acquired rights ; and this log and spar will most likely terminate in being made a droit of the Admiralty. "We started on our last chasse and the ultima dies of our Sporting wanderings has come. The shortened days and wet moors have made us desert grouse-shooting, and we crossed the estuary to shoot a fen some three miles off, which at this season is thickly tenanted with snipes and waterfowl. 302 COURSING. The day was particularly favourable ; dark and quiet,* with a gentle breeze. As we had to traverse a hill which bounds the tillage-grounds of several of the opposite villages, we brought the greyhounds with us, to get a run or two while passing this otherwise unprofitable beat. For my own part I had early given up coursing in disgust. The hares were not plenty difficult to find and when we did get them a- foot, they either made for the sea-shore, or ran into some morass, where dogs had no chance whatever, and one became weary of seeing them cut themselves on rocks, or flounder in a bog ; and latterly I gave up the business as a bad concern. But on this occasion I was agreeably disappointed. The hill afforded a sound and level surface ; from its contiguity to the corn- fields, the hares were tolerably numerous, and before we reached the shooting-ground, we had had six excellent courses, and killed four hares. I never observed a more striking contrast in point of size than these hares exhibited. Two of them were of the smallest mountain class ; dark-coloured meagre animals, who certainly made matchless running while they lasted. The others were of the fullest size, and in point of good condition, though neither so large nor so white as Byron's, would have done honour to any hare-park in Great Britain. The fen we sought was situate in a valley between two gentle slopes, and formed by a deep and sluggish stream which passed through its centre, extended for about four miles, varying its breadth from a few yards to more than a quarter of a mile. The morass was interspersed with shrubs and underwood, and alders of inconsiderable size were occa- sionally clumped along the borders. Part of the surface was * Snipes, when plenty, afford very excellent sport, it being allowed to be the pleasantest, on account of the quick succession of shots ; this is also the best shooting for practice, seldom failing to make indifferent shots most excellent ones. There is no shooting that presents such a variety of shots, scarcely any two being alike. These birds usually fly against the wind, therefore every snipe-shooter should walk down it, as by that means the bird, if he rises before him, will fly back, and coming round him, describe a kind of circle, or at least his flight, for a certain distance, will not lengthen the shot, allowing him a certain time to cover the bird, and take good aim ; for if he gets up before him, and should by chance go down the wind or from him, it is then the most difficult shot. It will be proper in this case to let the bird get a little distance from him, as then he will fly steadier, and the slightest grain will fetch him to the ground. KILL A BITTERN. 3Q3 too unsound to admit its being traversed by the lightest foot, but generally it was broken into tammocks, which a bold and practised shooter might pass with little difficulty. We took opposite sides, and consequently few birds sprang without affording one or the other of the guns a fair shot. The number of snipes that flushed in this fen went far beyond my expectation, though considerably excited ; and besides, we met at least fifteen couple of that sweet little duck the Teal. We followed the morass to its extremity, and then returned and our beat homewards was pleasanter, and, so far as the game-bags went, more profitable than the first range. Out of seventy head, we reckoned one woodcock and a brace of old stagers that we found among the heathy banks bordering the fen. We shot six couple of teal ; and, with one exception, the remainder of the count were snipes, of which at least a fourth were jacks. In the most impassable section of the morass, old York pointed with more than customary steadiness ; and, " it might be fancy/' actually looked round with peculiar expression, as if he would intimate that no com- mon customer was before him ! I got within twenty yards and encouraged the old setter to go in ; but he turned his grizzled and intelligent eyes to mine, and wagged his tail as if he would have said, " Lord ! you don't know what I have here." A tuft of earth flung by one of the aides-de-camp, obliged the skulker to get up, and to our general surprise a fine bittern arose. I knocked him over, but though he came down with a broken wing and wounded leg, he kept the old dog at bay until my companion floundered through the swamp and secured him. On this exploit I plumed myself, for bit- terns are here extremely scarce, and in Ballycroy they are seldom heard or found. On our return home we passed the old castle of Doona, once supposed to have been honoured by the residence of Mrs. Grace O'Malley, who, if fame tells truth, was neither a rigid moralist nor over-particular in her ideas of " meum and tuum." Some wild traditions are handed down of her exploits ; and her celebrated visit to that English vixen Eliza- beth, is fairly on record. The castle of Doona was, till a few years since, in excellent preservation, and its masonry was likely to have puzzled Father Time himself; but Irish inge- nuity achieved in a few hours what as many centuries had hitherto failed in effecting. 304 NETTING KABBITS. A rich and hospitable farmer,* whose name will be long remembered in this remote spot, had erected a comfortable dwelling immediately adjoining the courtyard wall of the ancient fortress ; and against the tower itself was piled in wealthy profusion a huge supply of winter fuel. It was a night of high solemnity, for his first-born son was christened. No wonder then that all within the house were drunk as lords. Turf was wanted, and one of the boys was despatched for a cleaveful but though Patt could clear a fair, and " bear as much beating as a bull," he was no man to venture into the old tower in the dark, " and it haunted." Accordingly to have fair play " if the ghost gripped him/' he provided him- self with a brand of burning bog-deal. No goblin assailed him, and he filled his basket and returned unharmed to the company, but unfortunately forgot the light behind him. The result may be anticipated. The turf caught fire, and from the intense heat of such a mass of fuel, the castle-walls were rent from top to bottom, and one side fell before morn- ing with a crash like thunder. Nor was the calamity confined to fallen tower and lost fuel. Alas ! several kegs and ankers of contraband spirits were buried beneath the walls, and the huge masses of masonry that came down, burst the concealed casks of Cognac and Schiedam. We found the warrener netting rabbits in the sand-banks. They were intended for sale in the interior, and many dozens were already taken. Formerly the skins were valuable, and a well-stocked burrow was a valuable appendage to a country gentleman ; but of late these furs have fallen so considerably in value, that the warren does not produce a tithe of what it did t( when Boney, the Lord speed him! was uppermost." Indeed, many a hearty lament is made in Ballycroy for poor Napoleon, and his name is ever associated with times of past prosperity. I cannot describe the melancholy reflections which crowded over my mind, as I squibbed off my barrels on the beach, while the boat was crossing the channel to carry us over the estuary. It was for the last time, and with that thought, all the happy events I spent by " flood and fell" passed over my * John Conway. THE LAST MORNING. 305 memory in ' shadowy review." The jovial commander, the burly priest, my merry cousin, the stern homicide, the ancient butler, and the defunct otter-killer, all were before me. I trod in fancy the banks of Pullgarrow, or couched among the rocks of our highland ambuscade ; I saw the startled pack spring from the purple heather, while the red deer, Like crested leader proud and high, Toss'd his beam'd frontlet to the sky ; A moment gaz'd adown the dale, A moment snuff d the tainted gale and vanished in the rocky pass of Meeltramoe. My imaginary wanderings continued till we landed at the pier, and with a deep sigh I hastened to my chamber, to make, for the last time, my toilet after a day of sylvan exercise. Morning the last morning has arrived, and all is bustle and packing up. Travers, though a cold-blooded Englishman who scarcely can tell a grouse from a game-cock, seems to feel regret at leaving this hospitable cabin old John is sensi- bly affected and Alice's black eyes are dim with weeping. For once she kissed me without coquetry, and as she received my farewell present, invoked the Lord to bless me with such unaffected ardour as proved that her fervent benison came warmly from the heart. Over the parting with this rude but affectionate family I shall hurry. My cousin accompanied me to Westport, and we left the lodge after an early dinner, in full expectation of reaching that town for supper, though the distance is some ten or twelve leagues, and by an intricate passage with very difficult and perplexing tides. As if fortune wished to offer me a parting compliment, the wind blew from the north-west, and there was as much of it as we could well carry our full sails to. We entered the Bull's Mouth at three-quarter tide, and brought plenty of water over the sands, and in an hour cleared the Sound, and rushing through the boiling currents of Bearnaglee, found ourselves in Clew Bay. The wind blew fresh and steadily, and at nine o'clock we were moored along the quay of Westport. One incident occurred : at a rocky point which ran from the x 306 MORAL CONDITION OF THE WEST. Achil side into the Sound, and there narrowed the channel considerably, we observed a human being couched on a stone among the sea-weed. The deep water passed within an oar's length of the spot, and as the boat flew like a falcon past the point, the man rose and hailed us. We hove the hooker to. It was Hennessey and nothing could dissuade him, notwith- standing the risk was considerable, from coming on board to give me a parting escort. Early next morning I found, myself in his majesty's mail,, and with many a sincere adieu, bade farewell to my kind cousin and his wild but warm-hearted followers. CHAPTER XLIII. Moral and physical condition of the west, past and present. HERE I am, safely over the Shannon : a laudable improve- ment in the mode and rate of travelling of the Westport mail facilitates one's intercourse with the kingdom of Con- naught ; and in course of time I have little doubt but Erris will be as approachable as Upper Canada, or any of the remoter provinces. After my rambling observations upon men and manners, you must permit me, like the last lawyer in a cause, to condense the evidence, and make a general wind-up. With regard to the moral condition of the West, I cannot conscientiously assert that any great improvement will be traced for the last half-century. The two great classes, the gentry and peasantry, have undergone a mighty revolution in conduct, manners, and modes of thinking ; and yet one will look in vain for commensurate advantages. It is admitted that the former body have changed their generic character altogether. We have the old school stigmatized now for its aristocratic tyranny and petty assumption ; and many a modern squire blesses God that he is not as others were who preceded him. And yet our fathers were, I verily believe, wiser in their generation, and better fitted for their own times, than we. True, these days were little better than barbarous. Denis Browne, and Dick Martin, and PAST AND PRESENT. 307 Bowes Daly, and many a far-famed name of minor note, were then in all their glory, and they lived, it must be acknowledged in very curious times. In those days, the qualifications of a representative were determined by wager of battle, and a rival for senatorial fame was probably requested by the old member to provide his coffin, before he addressed the county. Doctors rode on horseback over the country in cauliflower wigs and cocked hats ; and if they differed about a dose or decoction, referred the dispute to mortal arbitrement. In these happy times, a client would shoot his counsellor if he lost a cause the suitor sought his mistress at pistol-point and there was but one universal panacea for every known evil, one grand remedy for all injuries and insults. It was then, indeed, a bustling world. Men fought often, drank deep, and played high ; ran in debt, as a matter of course ; scattered fairs and markets at their good pleasure ; put tenants in the stocks ad libitum ; and cared no more for the liberty of the subject than they did for the king's writ. Yet where they merry times. Under all these desperate oppressions, the tenants throve and the peasantry were comfortable. Every village could point out its rich man every cabin had food sufficient for its occupants. When the rent was required it was ready ; and though a man was sometimes in the guard-house, his cow was rarely in the pound. Tempera mutantur ! Who dare now infringe upon the liberty of the subject ? " Who put my man i' the stocks ?" would be hallooed from Dingle to Cape Clear. Doubtless, civil rights are now most scrupulously pro- tected ; but I suspect that food is abridged in about the same proportion that freedom is extended. There was one class of persons who, in these old-world times, were conspicuously troublesome, who have since then fortunately disappeared. These were a nominal description of gentry, the proprietors of little properties called fodeeins, who continued the names and barbarisms of their progeni- tors. Without industry, without education, they arrogated a certain place in society, and idly imitated the wealthier in their vices. Poverty and distress were natural results, and desperate means were used to keep up appearances. The wretched serfs, whom they called their tenants, were ground 308 MORAL CONDITION OF THE WEST, to powder, till, happily for society, the f adeems passed into other hands, and the name and place ceased to be remem- bered. The ivied walls, and numerous and slender chim- neys one sees in passing through this country, will, in nine out of ten cases, point a moral of this sort. In times like those of forty years ago, this extinct tribe were from the peculiar temper and formation of society, occasionally a sad nuisance. The lord of a fodecin, like Captain Mac Turk, was ' ' precisely that sort of person who is ready to fight with any one ; whom no one can find an apology for declining to fight with ; in fighting with whom considerable danger is incurred; and, lastly, through fight- ing with whom no eclat or credit could redound to the an- tagonist. 3 ' Hence, generally, the larger proprietors saw this class sink by degrees, without an attempt to uphold them, and ihefodeein, to the great joy of the unhappy devils who farmed it, was appended by general consent to the next estate. Many examples of dangerous and illegal authority, as usurped and exercised by the aristocracy within the last half-century, are on record, that would appear mere ro- mance to a stranger. One of the Fitzgerald family was probably more remarkable than any person of his times. He was the terror of the upper classes and to such as arrogated the privileges of the aristocracy, without, as he opined, a prescriptive right, he was the very devil. If a man aspired to become a duellist, or even joined the hounds, without being the proper caste, George Robert would flog him from the field without ceremony. He actually for years maintained an armed banditti, imprisoned his own father, took off persons who were obnoxious and when he was hanged and fortunately for society this eventually occurred it required a grand cavalry and artil- lery movement from Athlone to effect it. Denis Browne was an autocrat of another description^ a useful blundering bear, who did all as religiously in the king's name as ever Mussulman in that of the prophet. He did much good and some mischief imprisoned and transported as he pleased ; and the peasantry to this day will tell you, that he could hang any one whom he disliked. Yet both these men were favourites with their tenantry, PAST AND PRESENT. 309 and under them their dependents prospered and waxed wealthy. Sometimes the memoir of an individual will give a more graphic picture of the age wherein he flourished than a more elaborate detail ; and in the strange eventful histories of these two singular men, the leading characters of their times will be best portrayed. No persons were more dissimilar none were bitterer enemies none in every point, personal and physical, were more essentially opposite. In one point alone there was a parallel both were tyrants in disposition, and both would possess power, and no matter at what price. George Robert Fitzgerald was middle-sized, and slightly but actively formed; his features were regular, his address elegant, and his manners formed in the best style of the French school. In vain the physiognomist would seek in his handsome countenance for some trace of that fierce and turbulent disposition which marked his short and miserable career. No one when he pleased it, could delight society more ; and with the fair sex he was proverbially successful. It is said that gallantry, however, was not his forte, and that he seldom used his persuasive powers with women, but for objects ultimately pecuniary or ambitious. Added to his external advantages, he was an educated man ; and that he possessed no mean literary talent, may be inferred from his celebrated " Apology," which is neatly and spiritedly written. His courage was undoubted. In Paris and London he was noted as a duellist ; and in Mayo, his personal encounters are still remembered. His duel with Doctor Martin, his encounter with Csesar French, the most notorious fire-eaters of the day, placed him foremost in that class. He was, moreover, a dead shot, and reported to be one of the ablest swordsmen in the kingdom. As a sportsman he was justly celebrated. He was an elegant horseman, and his desperate riding was the theme of fox-hunters for many a year. No park-wall or flooded river stopped him and to this day, leaps that he surmounted, and points where he crossed the Turlough river, are pointed out by the peasantry. The dark act which clouded his memory, and his unhappy fate, are generally known ; and considering the other traits of his strange and mingling character, the apology offered 310 MORAL CONDITION OF THE WEST. "by his friends on the score of occasional insanity, is not improbable. One circumstance would strengthen this conclusion. He was interred by night, and with so much privacy, in the old churchyard of Turlough, that the place where his remains lay was for a time uncertain. Accident in some degree revealed it. In the confusion attendant upon his hurried sepulture, it is said that a ring was forgotten and left upon the finger. Afterwards, in opening the ground, this relic was discovered ; and what more satisfactorily proved it was that the skull was distinctly fractured ; and it was a matter well known, that Fitzgerald had been dangerously wounded by a pistol-bullet in the head, in one of his numerous and sanguinary duels on the continent. Denis Browne, when a young man, is said to have been extremely handsome : but early in life he became corpulent and engrossed in other pursuits, gradually careless and slovenly in his person, and neglected any means to restrain his constitutional obesity. To strong natural abilities, he united decision of character and mental energy. He started in dangerous times ; several influential families disputed political power with him he had a fierce and dangerous aristocracy to overcome men cold to every argument " but the last and worst one," the pistol. Hence in the very outset of his voyage, his vessel all but foundered. It was his first contest for the county, and he was opposed by the late Lord Clanm orris. The Bingham party was bold and powerful, and after a protracted contest, matters looked gloomily enough, and the Brownes were likely to be defeated. " In this dilemma," to use his own words, " I have applied to Counsellor , my legal adviser. I told him how badly things were, and inquired what was to be done? " ' My dear Dennis,' said he, with a grave and serious movement of his full-bottomed wig, 'the thing admits but one remedy, and that lies in a nut-shell. You are one-and-twenty years old, and you have never yet been on the sod why that one fact would lose you your election you must fight my dear boy,' " ( Fight ! to be sure I will, when I'm insulted.' ' Of course you would, and so would any body : but you must fight, and that too this very evening.' PAST AND PRESENT. 311 " ' Impossible ! how could it be managed ?' " ' How ! arrah whihst, Denis ! maybe ye tbink I bave nothing but law in my bead ; you must knock down Bingham !' " ( Knock down a man who never offended me with whom I have no dispute ?' " ( And what does this matter ? The blow will settle that difficulty. But as you are particular, can't ye say some friend of his affronted one of yours some devil you never heard of will answer and as John Bingham is a reasonable man, he'd not lose time in asking idle questions.' of course, step over the line of my duty, which is purely military, to report anything I see; but still I should not like that any man should say I was cognizant of proceedings contrary to the interests of the government. This hint, however, I doubt not, will be enough.'' " Sir, you are a gentleman," said the host; " and as a nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse, I shall take care you have no annoyance. You must wait a little for your bed-room though, for we did not know you were going to stay; but we will loose no time getting it ready. Can I do anything else to serve you, sir?" "I think not," replied Osborn. ' ' But one thing will be neces- sary. I expect five horses down to-morrow, and there must be found stabling for them, and accommodation for the servants." The landlord, who was greatly consoled by these latter THE SMUGGLER. 3 1 proofs of his guest's opulence and importance, was proceeding to assure him that all manner of conveniences, both for horse and man, were to be found at his inn, when the door of the room opened, and a third person was added to the party within. The moment the eye of the traveller by the coach fell upon him, his face lighted up with a well pleased smile, and he ex- claimed, "Ah, my good friend, is that you? I little expected to find you in this part of Kent. What brought you hither after our long voyage?" "The same that brought you," answered the other: "old memories and loved associations." But before we proceed to notice what was Osborn's reply, we must, though very unwilling to give long descriptions either of personal appearance or of dress, pause to notice briefly those of the stranger who had just entered. He had originally been a tall man, and probably a powerful one, but he now stooped considerably, and was extremely thin. His face had no colour in it, arid even the lips were pale, but yet the hue was not cadaverous, or even what could be called sickly. The features were generally small and fine, except the eyes, which were large and bright, with a sort of brilliant but unsafe fire in them, and that peculiar searching and in- tense gaze when speaking to any one, which is common to people of strong imaginations, who try to convey to others more than they actually say. His forehead, too, was high and grand, but wrinkled over with the furrows of thought and care ; and on the right side was a deep indentation, with a gash across it, as if the skull had been driven in by a blow. His hair, which was long and thin, was milk-white, and though his teeth were fine, yet the wrinkles of his skin, the peculiar roughness of the ear, and the shrivelled hand, all bore testi- mony of an advanced age. Yet, perhaps, he might be younger than he looked, for the light in that eager eye plainly spoke one of those quick, anxious, ever labouring spirits which wear the frame by the internal emotions, infinitely more rapidly and more destructively than any of the external events and cir- cumstances of life. One thing was very peculiar about him, at least in this country, for on another continent such a pecu- liarity might have called for no attention. On either cheek, beginning just behind the external corner of the eye, and pro- ceeding in a graceful wave all along the cheek bone, turning 32 THE SMUGGLER. round like an acanthus leaf, at the other extremity upon the cheek itself, was a long line of very minute blue spots, with another, and another, and another beneath it, till the whole assumed the appearance of a rather broad arabesque painted in blue upon his face. His dress in other respects (if this tattooing might be called a part of his dress) though coarse in texture, was good. The whole, too, was black, except where the white turned-down collar of his shirt appeared between his coat and his pale brownish skin. His shoes were large and heavy, like those used by the countrymen in that part of the county, and in them he wore a pair of silver buckles, not very large, but which in their peculiar form and ornaments, gave signs of considerable antiquity. Though bent, as we have said, thin and pale, he seemed active and energetic. All his motions were quick and eager, and he grasped the hand which Osborn extended to him, with a warmth and enthusiasm very different from the ordinary expression of common friendship. " You mistake," said the young gentleman, in answer to his last observation. " It was not old memories and loved associations which brought me here at all, Mr. Warde. It was an order from the commander-in-chief. Had I not re- ceived it, I should not have visited this place for years, if ever!" "Yes, yes, you would," replied the old man; "you could not help yourself; it was written in the book of your fate ; it was not to be avoided. You were drawn here by an irre- sistible impulse to undergo what you have to undergo, to per- form that which is assigned you, and to do and suffer all those things which are written on high." " I wonder to hear you speaking in terms so like those of a fatalist," answered Osborn; "you whom I have always heard so strenuously assert man's responsibility for all his actions, and scoff at the idea of his excusing himself on the plea of his predestination." "True, true," answered the old man, whom he called Warde, " predestination affords no excuse for aught that is wrong; for though it be an inscrutable mystery how those three great facts are to be reconciled, yet certain it is that Omniscience cannot be ignorant of that which will take place, any more than of that which has taken place; that every thing which God fore- knows, must take place, and has been pre-determined by his THE SMUGGLER. 33 will, and that yet, as every man must feel within himself, his own actions depend upon his volition, and if they be evil he alone is to blame. The end is to come, Osborn ; the end is to come when all will be revealed, and doubt not that it will be for God's glory. I often think," he continued in a less emphatic tone, " that man with his free will is like a child with a play- thing. We see the babe about to dash it against the wall iu mere wantonness, we know that he will injure it, perhaps break it to pieces, perhaps hurt himself with it in a degree ; we could prevent it, yet we do not, thinking perhaps that it will be a lesson; one of those the accumulation of which makes experi- ence, if not wisdom. At all events the punishment falls upon him; and, if duly warned, he has no right to blame us for that which his own will did, though we saw what he would do, and could have prevented him from doing so. We are all spoilt children, Osborii, and remain so to the end, though God gives us warning enough: but here comes my homely meal." At the same moment, the landlord brought in a dish of vegetables, some milk and some pottage, which he placed upon the table, giving a shrewd look to the young officer, but say- ing to his companion, " There, I have brought what you ordered, sir; but I cannot help thinking you had better take a bit of meat. You had nothing but the same stuff this morning, and no dinner that I know of." "Man, I never eat anything that has drawn the breath of life," replied Warde. " The first of our race brought death into the world and was permitted to inflict it upon others, for the satisfaction of his own appetites ; but it was a permission, and not an injunction: except for sacrifice; I will not be one of the tyrants of the whole creation ; I will have no more of the tiger in my nature than is inseparable from it ; and as to gorging myself some five or six times a day with unnecessary food, am I a swine, do you think, to eat when I am not hungry, for the sole purpose of devouring? No, no; the simplest food, and that only for necessity, is best for man's body and his mind. We all grow too rank and superfluous." Thus saying, he approached the table, said a short grace over that which was set before him, and then sitting down, ate till he was satisfied, without exchanging a word with any one during the time that he was thus engaged. It occupied less than five minutes, however, to take all that he required, 34 THE SMUGGLER. and then starting up suddenly, he thanked God for what ho had given him, took up his hat and turned towards the door. " I am going out, Osborn," he said, " for 1117 evening walk. Will you come with me?" " Willingly for half an hour," answered the young officer, and, telling the landlord as he passed that he would be back by the time that his room was ready, he accompanied his eccentric acquaintance out into the streets of Hythe, and thence through some narrow walks and lanes, to the sea-shore. CHAPTER IV. THE sky was clear and bright; the moonlight was sleeping in dream -like splendour upon the water, and the small waves, thrown up by the tide more than the wind, came rippling along the beach like a flood of diamonds. All was still and silent in the sky and upon the earth ; and the soft rustle of the waters upon the shore seemed but to say " Hush!" as if nature feared that any louder sound should interrupt her calm repose. To the west, stretched out the faint low line of coast towards Dunge- ness, and to the east appeared the high cliffs near Folkestone and Dover, grey and solemn; while the open heaven above looked down with its tiny stars and lustrous moon upon the wide extended sea, glittering in the silver veil cast over her sleeping bosom from on high. Such was the scene presented to the eyes of the two wan- derers when they reached the beach, a little way on the Sand- gate side of Hythe, and both paused to gaze upon it for several minutes in profound silence. " This is indeed a night to walk forth upon the sands," said the young officer at length. "It seems to- me, that of all the many scenes from which man can derive both instruction and comfort, in the difficulties and troubles of life, there is none so elevating, so strengthening, as that presented by the sea shore on a moonlight night. To behold that mighty element, so fall of destructive and of beneficial power, lying tranquilly within the bound which God affixed to it, and to remember the words, 4 Thus far shalt thou come, and no farther, and here shall thy proud waves be stopped,' affords so grand an illustration of his might, so fine a proof of the truth of his promises, that THE SMUGGLER. 35 the heart must be hard indeed, and the mind dull, not to re- ceive confirmation of faith, and encouragement in hope." "More, far more, may man receive," replied his companion, "if he be but willing; but that gross and corrupt insect refuses all instruction, and though the whole universe holds out bless- ings, still chooses the curse. Where is there a scene whence man may not receive benefit ? What spot upon the whole earth has not something to speak to his heart, if he would but listen? In his own busy passions, however, and in his own fierce contentions, in his sordid creeping after gain, in his trickery and his knavery, even in his loves and pleasures, man turns a deaf ear to the great voice speaking to him ; and the only scene of all this earth which cannot benefit the eye that looks upon it, is that in which human beings are the chief actors. There all is foulness, or pitifulness, or vice; and one, to live in happiness, and to take the moral of all nature to his heart, should live alone with nature. I will find me out such a place, where I can absent myself entirely, and contemplate nought but the works of God without the presence of man, for I am sick to death of all that I have seen of him and his, especially in what is called a civilized state." "You have often threatened to do so, Warde," answered the young officer, " but yet methinks, though you rail at him, you love man too much to quit his abodes entirely. I have seen you kind and considerate to savages of the most horrible class; to men whose daily practice it is to torture with the most unheard-of cruelty the prisoners whom they take in battle ; and will you have less regard for other fellow-creatures, be- cause they are what you call civilized?" "The savage is at least sincere," replied his companion. "The want of sincerity is the great and crowning vice of all this portion of the globe. Cruel the wild hunters may be, but are they more cruel than the people here? Which is the worst torment, a few hours' agony at the stake, singing the war- song, all ended by a blow of a hatchet, or long years of mental torture, when every scorn and contumely, every bitter injustice, every cruel bereavement that man can inflict or suffer, is piled upon your head, till the load becomes intolera- ble. Then, too, it is done in a smooth and smiling guiso. The civilized fiend looks softly upon you while he wounds you to the heart; makes a pretext of law, and justice, and equity; 36 THE SMUGGLED. would have you fancy him a soft good man, while there is no act of malevolence and iniquity that he does not practise. The savage is true, at all events. The man who fractured my skull with a blow of his tomahawk, made no pretence of friendship or of right. He did it boldly, as an act customary with his people, and would have led me to the stake and danced with joy to see me suffering, had I not been rescued. He was sincere at least: but how would the Englishman have served me? He would have wrung my heart with pangs insupportable, and all the time have talked of his great grief to afflict me, of the necessity of the case, of justice being on his side, and of a thousand other vain and idle pretexts, but aggravating the act by mocking me with a show of generosity." " I fear my excellent friend that you have at some time suffered sadly from man's baseness," said Osborn; "but yet I think you are wrong to let the memory thereof affect you thus. I, too, have suffered, and perhaps shall have to suffer more ; but yet I would not part with the best blessings God has given to man, as you have done, for any other good." "What have I parted with that I could keep?" asked the other, sharply: " what blessings ? I know of none?" " Trust confidence," replied his young companion. " I know you will say that they have been taken from you; that you have not thrown them away, that you have been robbed of them. But have you not parted with them too easily? Have you not yielded at once, without a struggle to retain what I still call the best blessings of God? There are many villains in the world ; I know it but too well ; there are many knaves. There are still more cold and selfish egotists, who, without committing actual crimes or injuring others, do good to none; but there are also many true and upright hearts, many just, noble, and generous men; and were it a delusion to think so, I would try to retain it still." " And suffer for it in the hour of need, in the moment of the deepest confidence," answered Warde. " If you must have confidence, place it in the humble and the low, in the rudest and least civilized; ay, in the very outcasts of society; rather than in the polished and the courtly, the great and high. I would rather trust my life, or my purse, to the honour of the common robber, and to his generosity, than to the very gentlemanly man of fashion and high station. Now, THE SMUGGLER. 37 if, as you say, you have not come down hither for old asso- ciations, you must be sent to hunt down honester men than those who sent you ; men who break boldly through an unjust and barbarous system, which denies to our land the goods of another, and who, knowing that the very knaves who devised that system, did it but to enrich themselves, stop with a strong hand a part of the plunder on the way; or, rather, insist at the peril of their lives, on man's inherent right to trade with his neighbours, and frustrate the roguish devices of those who would forbid to our land the use of that produced by another." Osborn smiled at his companion's defence of smuggling, but replied, " I can conceive a thousand reasons, my good friend, why the trade in certain things should be totally prohibited, and a high duty for the interests of the state be placed on others. But I am not going to argue with you on all our in- stitutions; merely this I will say, that when we entrust to certain men the power of making laws, we are bound to obey those laws when they are made ; and it were but candid and just to suppose that those who had made them after long deli- beration, did so for the general good of the whole." "For their own villanous ends," answered Warde; "for their own selfish interests. The good of the whole ! What is it in the eyes of any of these lawgivers but the good of a party?" " But do you not think," asked the young officer, " that we ourselves, who are not lawgivers, judge their actions but too often under the influence of the very motives we attribute to them? Has party no share in our own bosoms? Has selfish- ness, have views of our own interests, in opposition either to the interests of others or of the general weal, no part in the judgment that we form? Each man carps at that which suits him not and strives to change it, without the slightest care whether, in so doing, he be not bringing ruin on the heads of thousands. But as to what you said just now of my being sent hither to hunt down the smuggler, such is not the case. I am sent to lend my aid to the civil power when called upon to do so, but nothing more; and we all know that the civil power has proved quite ineffective in stopping a system which began by violation of a fiscal law, and has gone on to outrages the most brutal and the most daring. I shall not step beyond THE SMUGGLER. the line of my duty, my good friend ; and I will admit that many of these very misguided men themselves, who are carry- ing on an illegal traffic in this daring manner, fancy themselves justified by such arguments as you have just now used; nay, more, I do believe that there are some men amongst them of high and noble feelings, who never dream they are dishonest in breaking a law that they dislike. But if we break one law thus, why should we keep any? Why not add robbery and murder if it suits us?'' " Ay, there are high minded and noble men amongst them," answered Warde, not seeming to heed the latter part of what his companion said, " and there stands one of them. He has evil in him doubtless, for he is a man and an Englishman ; but I have found none here who has less, and many who have more. Yet were that man taken in pursuing his occupation, they would imprison, exile, perhaps hang him, while a multi- tude of knaves in gilded co.ats would be suffered to go on com- mitting every sin, and almost every crime, unpunished: a good man, an excellent man, and yet a smuggler." The young officer knew it was in vain to reason with him, for in the frequent intercourse they had held together, he had perceived that, with many generous and noble feelings, with a pure heart, and almost ascetic severity of life, there was a certain perversity in the course of Mr. Warde's thoughts which rendered it impossible to turn them from the direction which they naturally took. It seemed as if, by long habit, they had channelled for themselves so deep a bed that they could never be diverted thence, arid, consequently, without replying at first, he merely turned his eyes in the direction which the other pointed out, trying to catch sight of the person of whom he spoke. They were now on the low sandy shore which runs along between the town of Hythe and the beautiful little watering-place of Sandgate. But it must be recollected that, at the time I speak of, the latter place displayed no ornamental villas, no gardens full of flowers, almost touching on the sea, and consisted merely of a few fishermen's, or rather smugglers' huts, with one little public house, and a low-browed shop, filled with all the necessities that the inhabitants might require. Thus nothing like the mass of buildings which the watering place now can boast, lay between them and the Folkestone cliffs; and the whole line of the coast, except at one point, THE SMUGGLER. 39 where the roof of a house intercepted the view, was open before Osborn 's eyes; yet neither upon the shore itself, nor upon the green upland, which was broken by rocks and bushes, and covered by thick dry grass, could he perceive anything resem- bling a human form. A minute after, however, he thought he saw something move against the rugged back-ground, and the next moment, the head and shoulders of a man rising over the edge of the hill caught his eyes, and as his companion walked forward in silence, he inquired : " Have you known him long, or is this one of your sudden judgments, my good friend?" "I knew him when he was a boy and a lad," answered Warde; " I know him now that he is a man, so it is no sudden judgment. Come, let us speak with him, Osborn;" and he advanced rapidly by a narrow path up the side of tho slope. Osborn paused a single instant, and then followed, saying, 44 Be upon your guard, Warde, and remember how I am circum- stanced. Neither commit me, nor let him commit himself." "Xo, no, fear not," answered his friend, " I am no smug- gler, young man ;" and he strode on before, without pausing for further consultation. As they climbed the hill, the figure of the man of whom they had been speaking became more and more distinct, while walking up and down upon a flat space at the top of the first step or wave of ground ; he seemed to take no notice of their approach. When they came nearer still he paused, as if waiting for their coining; and the moon shining full upon him, displayed his powerful form, standing in an at- titude of easy grace, with the arms folded on the chest, and the head slightly bent forward. He was not above the middle height, but broad in the shoulders and long in the arm ; robust and strong; every muscle was round and swelling, and yet not heavy; for there was the appearance of great lightness and activity in his whole figure, strangely combined with that of vigour and power. His head was small, and well set upon his shoulders ; and the very position in which he stood, the firm planting of his feet on the ground, the motionless crossing of his arm upon his breast, all seemed to argue to the mind of Osborn, and he was one not unaccustomed to judge of charac- ter by external signs, a strong and determined spirit, well fitted for the rough and adventurous life which he had under- taken. 40 THE SMUGGLER. " Good night, Harding!" said Mr. Warde, as they came up to the spot where he stood. "What a beautiful evening it is!" " Good night, sir I" answered the man, in a civil tone, and with a voice of considerable melody. " It is indeed a beautiful evening, though sometimes I like to see the cloudy sky, too." "And yet I dare say you enjoy a walk by the bright sea, la t&e calm moonlight as much as I do," rejoined Mr. Warde. " Ay, that I do, sir," replied the smuggler. " That's what "brought me out to-night, for there's nothing else doing; but I should not rest quiet, I suppose, in my bed, if I did not take my stroll along the downs or somewhere, and look over the sea, while she lies panting in the moonbeams. She's a pretty creature, and I love her dearly. I wonder how people can live inland." "Oh! there are beautiful scenes enough inland," said Osborn, joining in the conversation; "both wild and grand, and calm and peaceful." " I know there are, sir, I know there are," answered the smuggler, gazing at him attentively, " and if ever I were to live away from the beach, I should say, give me the wild and grand, for I have seen many a beautiful place inland, especially in Wales; but still it always seems to me as if there was something wanting when the sea is not there. I suppose it is natural for an Englishman." "Perhaps it is," rejoined Osborn, "for certainly when Nature rolled the ocean around us, she intended us for a mari- time people. But to return to what you, were saying: if I could choose my own abode, it should be amongst the calm and peaceful scenes, of which the eye never tires, and amongst which the mind rests in repose." "Ay, if it is repose one is seeking," replied the smuggler, with a laugh, "well and good. Then a pleasant little valley, with trees and a running stream, and a neat little church, and the parsonage, may do well enough. But I dare say you and I, sir, have led very different lives, and so have got different likings. I have always been accustomed to the storm and the gale, to a somewhat adventurous life, and to have that great wide sea before my eyes for ever. You, I dare say, have been going on quietly and peacefully all your days, perhaps in Lon- don, or in some great town, knowing nothing of hardships or of clangers, so that is the reason you love quiet places." THE SMUGGLER. 4 1 "Quite the reverse!" answered Osboru, with a smile; "mine has been nothing but a life of peril and danger, and activity, as far as it hitherto has gone. From the time I was eighteen till now, the battle and the skirmish, the march and the retreat, with often the hard ground for my bed, as fre- quently the sky for my covering, and at best a thin piece of canvass to keep off the blast, have been my lot, but it is that very fact that makes me long for some repose, and love scenes that give the picture of it to the imagination, if not the reality to the heart. I should suppose that few men who have passed their time thus, and known from youth to manhood nothing but strife and hourly peril, do not, sooner or later, desire such tranquillity." "I don't know, sir," said the smuggler; "it may be so, and the time may come with me ; but yet, I think, habits one is bred to get such a hold of the heart that we can't do with- out them. I often fancy I should like a month's quiet, too; but then, I know, before the month was out I should long to be on the sea again." "Man is a discontented creature," said Warde; "not even the bounty of God can satisfy him. I do not believe that he would even rest in heaven, were he not wearied of change by the events of this life. Well may they say it is a state of trial." "I hope I shall go to heaven, too," rejoined the smuggler; "but I should like a few trips first; and I dare say, when I grow an old man, and stiff and rusty, I shall be well contented to take my walk here in the sunshine, and talk of days that are gone ; but, at present, when one has life and strength, I could no more sit and get cankered in idleness than I could turn miller. This world's not a place to be still in; and I say, Blow wind, and push off the boat." "But one may have activity enough without constant ex- citement and peril," answered Osborn. "I don't know that there would be half the pleasure in it,'' replied the smuggler, laughing, "that we strive for, that we love. Everything must have its price, and cheap got is little valued. But who is this coming?" he continued, turning sharply round before either of his companions heard a sound. The next moment, however, steps running up the face of the bank were distinguished, and in another minute a boy of twelve or thirteen, dressed in a sailor's jacket, came hurrying 42 THE SMUGGLER. up to the smuggler, and pulled his sleeve, saying, in a low voice, "Come hither, come hither; I want to speak to yon." The man took a step apart, and, bending down his head, listened to something which the boy whispered in his ear. "I will come, I will come directly," he said, at length, when the lad was done. "Run on and tell him, little Starlight; for I must get home first for a minute. Good night, gentle- men,' 5 he continued, turning to Mr. Warde and his companion, "I must go away for a longer walk;" and without further adieu, he began to descend the bank, leaving the two friends to take their way back to Hythe, conversing, as they went, much in the same strain as that in which they had indulged while coming thither, differing on almost every topic, but yet with some undefmable link of sympathy between them, which nevertheless owed its origin, in the old man's breast, to very different feelings from those which were experienced by his younger companion. CHAPTER V. THERE was an old house, built in a style which acquired the mint-mark of fashion of about the reign of George the First, and was considered by those of the English, or opposite party, to be peculiarly well qualified for the habitation of Hanover rats. It stood at a little distance from the then small hamlet of Harbourne, and was plunged into one of the southern aper- tures of the wood of that name, having its gardens and pleasure-grounds around it, with a terrace and a lawn stretch- ing out to the verge of a small parish road, which passed at the distance of somewhat less than a quarter of a mile from the windows. It was all of red brick, and looked square and formal enough, with the two wings projecting like the a-kimbo arms of some untamed virago, straight and resolute as a re- doubt. The numerous windows, however, with very tolerable spaces between them ; the numerous chimneys, with every sort of form and angle; the numerous doors, of every shape and size, and the square precision of the whole, bespoke it a very capacious building, and the inside justified fully the idea which the mind of a traveller naturally formed from the outside. It was, in truth, a roomy, and in some cases a very convenient THE SMUGGLER. 43 abode; but it was laid out upon a particular plan, which it may not be amiss to write down, for the practical instruction of the reader unlearned in such edifices. In the centre of the ground-floor was a large hall of a cru- ciform shape, each of the limbs being about fifteen feet wide. The two shorter arms of the cross stretched from side to side of the building in its width ; the two longer from end to end of its length. The southern termination of the shorter arms was the great hall-door; the northern arm, which formed the passage between the various ranges of offices, extended to a door at the back, opening into a court-yard surrounded by coach-houses, stables, cow-sheds, pig-sties, and hen-roosts. But the offices, and the passage between them, were shut off from the main hall and the rest of the mansion by double doors; and the square of fifteen feet in the centre of the hall was, to the extent of about two-thirds of the whole, occupied by a large, low-stepped, broad-ballustraded oaken staircase. The eastern and western limbs of the cross afforded the means of communicating with various rooms, such as library, dining- room, drawing-room, music-room, magistrate's-room, gentle- man's-room, and billiard-room, with one or two others to which no name had been applied. Many of these rooms had doors which led into the one adjacent; but this was not invariably the case, for from the main corridor branched off several little passages, separating in some instances one chamber from the other, and leading out upon the terrace by the smaller doors which we have noticed above. What was the nse of these passages and doors nobody was ever able to divine, and it re- mains a mystery to the present day, which I shall not attempt to solve by venturing any hypothesis upon so recondite a sub- ject. The second floor above was laid out much in the same way as the one below, except that one of the limbs of the cross was wanting, the space over the great door being appro- priated to a very tolerable bed-room. From this floor to the other descended two or three staircases, the principal one being the great open flight of steps which I have already men- tioned; and the second, or next in importance, being a stone staircase, which reached the ground between the double doors that shut out the main hall from the offices. Having thus given some idea of the interior of the building, I will only pause to notice that, at the period I speak of, it 44 THE SMUGGLER. had one very great defect: it was very much out of repair; not, indeed, of that sort of substantial repair which is neces- sary to comfort, but of that pleasant repair which is agreeable to the eye. It was well and solidly built, and was quite wind and water tight ; but although the builders of the day in which it was erected were, as every one knows, peculiarly neat in their brick-work, yet Time would have his way even with their constructions, and he had maliciously chiselled out the pointing from between the sharp, well-cut bricks, scraped away the mortar from the stone copings, and cracked and blistered the painting of the wood- work. This labour of his had not only given a venerable, but also a somewhat dilapidated ap- pearance to the mansion; and some green mould, with which he had taken the pains to dabble all the white parts of the edifice, did not decrease the look of decay. Sweeping round from the parish road that we have men- tioned was a branch, leading by the side of the lawn and a gentle ascent, up to the terrace and to the great door, and carriages on arriving passed along the whole front of the house by the western angle before they reached the court-yard behind. But from that court-yard there were various other means of exit. One to the kitchen garden, one to two or three other courts, and one into the wood which came within fifty yards of the enclosure ; for, to use the ordinary romance phrase, Harbourne House was literally " bosomed in a wood." The windows, however, and the front, commanded a fine view of a rich and undulating country, plentifully garnished with trees, but still, for a considerable distance, exposed to the eye, from the elevated ground upon which the mansion was placed. A little hamlet was seen at the distance of about two miles in front; I rather suspect it was Kenchill, and to the eastward the house looked over the valley towards the high ground by AVoodchurch and Woodchurch Beacon, catching a blue line which probably was Romney Marsh. Between, Woodchurch, however, and itself, was seen standing out, straight and up- right, a very trim-looking white dwelling, flanked by some pleasant groves, and to the west were seen one or two gentle- men's seats scattered about over the face of the country. Behind, nothing of course was to be seen but tree-tops, except from the window of one of the attics, whence the housemaid could descry Biddenden Windmill and the top of Biddendeu THE SMUGGLED 45 Church. Harbourne Wood was^ indeed, at that time, very extensive, joining on to the large piece of woodland, from which it is now separated, and stretching out as far as that place with an unpleasant name, called Gallows Green. The whole of this space, and a considerable portion of the culti- vated ground around, was within the manor of the master of the mansion, Sir Kobert Croyland, of Harbourne, the elder brother of that Mr. Zachary Croyland, whom we have seen travelling down into Kent with two companions in the newly- established stage-coach. About four days after that memorable journey, a traveller on horseback, followed by a servant leading another horse, and with a portmanteau behind him, rode up the little parish road we have mentioned, took the turning which led to the terrace, and drew in his bridle at the great door of Harbourne House. I would describe him again, but I have already given the reader so correct and accurate a picture of Sir Edward Digby, that he cannot make any mistake. The only change which had taken place in his appearance, since he set out from Lon- don, was produced by his being now dressed in a full military costume ; but nevertheless the eyes of a fair lady, who was in the drawing-room, and had a full view of the terrace, conveyed to her mind, as she saw him ride up, the impression that he was a very handsome man indeed. In two minutes more, which were occupied by the opening of the door and sundry directions given by the young baronet to his servant, Sir Edward Digby was ushered into the drawing-room, and ad- vanced with a frank, free, military air, though unacquainted with any of the persons it contained. As his arrival about that hour was expected, the whole family of Harbourne House was assembled to receive him ; and before we proceed farther, we may as well give some account of the different persons of whom the little circle was composed. The first whom Sir Edward's eyes fell upon was the master of the mansion, who had risen, and \va.s coming forward to welcome his guest. Sir Kobert Croyland, however, was so different a person from his brother, in every point, that the young officer could hardly believe that he had the baronet before him. He was a large, heavy-looking man, with good features and expressive eyes, but sallow in complexion, and though somewhat corpulent, having that look of loose, flabby 46 THE SMUGGLER. obesity, which is generally an indication of bad health. His dress, though scrupulously clean and in the best fashion of the time, fitted him ill, being too large even for his large person ; and the setting of the diamond ring which he wore upon his hand was scarcely more yellow than the hand itself. On his face he bore a look of habitual thought and care, approaching moroseness, which even the smile he assumed on Sir Edward's appearance could not altogether dissipate. In his tone, how- ever, he was courtly and kind, though perhaps a little pompous. He expressed his delight at seeing his old friend's sou in Har- bourne House, shook him warmly by the hand, and then led him ceremoniously forward to introduce him to his sister, Mrs. Barbara Croyland, and his two daughters. The former lady might very well have had applied to her Fielding's inimitable description of the old maid. Her appear- ance was very similar, her station and occupation much the same; but nevertheless, in all essential points, Mrs. Barbara Croyland was a very different person from the sister of Squire Allworthy. She was a kind-hearted soul as ever existed; gentle in her nature, anxious to do the very best for every- body, a little given to policy for the purpose of accomplishing that end, and consequently, nine times out of ten, making folks very uncomfortable in order to make them comfortable, and doing all manner of mischief for the purpose of setting things right. No woman ever had a more perfect abnegation of self than Mrs. Barbara Croyland, in all things of great importance. She had twice missed a very good opportunity of marriage, by making up a match between one who was quite ready to be her own lover, and one of her female friends for whom he cared very little. She had lent the whole of her own private fortune, except a small annuity, which by some chance had been settled upon her, to her brother Sir Robert, without taking any security whatsoever for principal or interest ; and she was always ready when there was anything in her purse to give it away to the worthy or unworthy; rather, indeed, preferring the latter, from a conviction that they were more likely to be destitute of friends than those who had some claim upon society. Nevertheless Mrs. Barbara Croyland was not altogether without that small sort of selfishness which is usually termed vanity. She was occasionally a little affronted and indignant THE SMUGGLER. 4? with her friends, when the) 7 disapproved of her spoiling their whole plans with the intention of facilitating them. She knew that her design was good ; and she thought it very ungrateful in the world to be angry when her good designs produced the most opposite results to those which she intended. She was fully convinced, too, that circumstances were perversely against her; and yet for her life she could not refrain from trying to make those circumstances bend to her purpose, notwithstand- ing all the raps on the knuckles she received ; and she had still some scheme going on, which, though continually disap- pointed, rose up Hydra- like, with a new head springing out as soon as the other was cut off. As it was at her suggestion, and in favour of certain plans which she kept deep in the re- cesses of her own bosom, that Sir Robert Croyland had claimed acquaintance with Sir Edward Digby on the strength of an old friendship with his father, and had invited him down to Harbourne House immediately on the return of his regiment to England, it may well be supposed that Miss Barbara re- ceived him with her most gracious smiles, which, to say the truth, though the face was wrinkled with age, and the com- plexion not very good, were exceedingly sweet and benignant, springing from a natural kindness of heart, which, if guided by a sounder discretion, would have rendered her one of the most amiable persons on the earth. After a few words of simple courtesy on both parts, Sir Edward turned to the other two persons who were in the room, where he found metal more attractive at least, for the eyes. The first to whom he was introduced was a young lady, who seemed to be about one- and- twenty years of age, though she had in fact just attained another year; and though Sir Kobert somewhat hurried him on to the next, who was younger, the keen eye of the young officer marked enough to make him aware that, if so cold and so little disposed to look on a lover as her uncle had represented, she might well become a very dangerous neighbour to a man with a heart not well guarded against the power of beauty. Her hair, eyes, arid eye-lashes were almost black, and her complexion of a clear brown, with the rose blushing faintly in the cheek; but the eyes were of a deep blue. The whole form of the head, the fall of the hair, the bend of the neck from the shoulders, were all exquisitely symmetrical and classical, and nothing could be 48 THE SMUGGLER. more lovely than the line of the brow and the chiselled cutting of the nose. The upper lip, small and delicately drawn, the under lip full and slightly apart, showing the pearl-like teeth beneath; the turn of the ear, and the graceful line in the throat, might all have served as models for the sculptor or the painter ; for the colouring was as rich and beautiful as the form; and when she rose and stood to receive him, with the small hand leaning gently on the arm of the chair, he thought he had never seen anything more graceful than the figure, or more harmonious than its calm dignity, with the lofty gravity of her countenance. If there was a defect in the face, it was perhaps that the chin was a little too prominent, but yet it suited well with the whole countenance and with its expres- sion, giving it decision without harshness, and a look of firm- ness, which the bright smile that fluttered for a moment round the lips, deprived of everything that was not gentle and kind. There was soul, there was thought, there was feeling, in the whole look; and Digby would fain have paused to see those features animated in conversation. But her father led him on, after a single word of introduction, to present him to his younger daughter, who, with some points of resemblance, offered a strange contrast to her sister. She, too, was very handsome, and apparently about two years younger ; but hers was the style of beauty which, though it deserves a better name, is generally termed pretty. All the features were good, and the hair exceedingly beautiful; but the face was not so oval, the nose perhaps a little too short, and the lips too sparkling with smiles to impress the mind, at first sight, so much as the countenance of the other. She seemed all hap- piness; and in looking to the expression and at her bright blue eyes, as they looked out through the black lashes, like violets from a clump of dark leaves, it was scarcely possible to fancy that she had ever known a touch of care or sorrow, or that one of the anxieties of life had ever even brushed her lightly with its wing. She seemed the flower just opening to the morning sunshine ; the fruit, before the bloom had been washed away by one shower. Her figure, too, was full of young grace; her movements were all quicker, more wild and ifree than her sister's ; and as she rose to receive Sir Edward Digby, it was more with the air of an old friend than a new acquaintance. Indeed, she was the first of the family who THE SMUGGLER, 49 had seen him, for hers were the eyes which had watched his approach from the window, so that she felt as if she knew him better than any of them. There was something very winning in the frank and cordial greeting with which she met him, and in an instant it had established a sort of communication between them which would have taken hours, perhaps days, to bring about with her sister. As Sir Edward Digby did not come there to fall in love, he would fain have resisted such influences, even at the beginning; and perhaps the words of old Mr. Croyland had somewhat put him upon his guard. But it was of no use being upon his guard; for, fortify himself as strongly as he would, Zara went through all his defences in an instant; and, seeming to take it for granted that they were to be great friends, and that there was not the slightest obstacle whatever to their being perfectly familiar in a lady-like and gentleman- like manner, of course they were so in five minutes, though he was a soldier who had seen some service, and she an inex- perienced girl just out of her teens. But all women have a sort of experience of their own ; or, if experience be not the right name, an intuition in matters where the other sex is concerned, which supplies to them very rapidly a great part of that which long converse with the world bestows on men. Too true that it does not always act as a safeguard to their own hearts; true that it does not always guide them right in their own actions ; but still it does not fail to teach them the best means of winning where they wish to win ; and if they do not succeed, it is far more frequently that the cards which they hold are not good, than that they play the game unskil- fully. Whether Sir Robert Croyland had or had not any fore- thought in his invitation of Sir Edward Digby, and, like a prudent father, judged that it would be quite as well his youngest daughter should marry a wealthy baronet, he was too wise to let anything like design appear; and though he suffered the young officer to pursue his conversation with Zara for two or three minutes longer than he had done with her sister, he soon interposed, by taking the first opportunity of telling his guest the names of those whom he had invited to meet him that day at dinner. "We shall have but a small party," he said, in a somewhat D 50 THE SMUGGLER. apologetic tone, " for several of our friends are absent just now; but I have asked my good and eccentric brother Za- chary to meet you to-day, Sir Edward; and also my excellent neighbour, Mr. Radford, of Radford Hall; a very superior man indeed under the surface, though the manner may be a little rough. His son, too, I trust will join us;" and he glanced his eye towards Edith, whose face grew somewhat paler than it had been before. Sir Robert instantly withdrew his gaze ; but the look of both father and daughter had not been lost upon Digby; and he replied: "I have the pleasure of knowing your brother already, Sir Robert. We were fellow-travellers as far as Ashford, four or five days ago. I hope he is well?" "Oh! quite well, quite well," answered the baronet, " but as odd as ever; nay odder, I think, for his expedition to Lon- don. That which seems to polish and soften other men, but renders him rougher and more extraordinary. But he was always very odd ; very odd, indeed, even as a boy." "Ay, but he was always kind-hearted, brother Robert," observed Miss Barbara; "and though he may be a little odd, he has been in odd places, you know : India and the like ; and besides, it does not do to talk of his oddity, as you are doing always, for if he heard of it he might leave all his money away." "He is only odd, I think," said Edith Croyland, "by being kinder and better than other men." Sir Edward Digby turned towards her with a warm smile, replying: "So it struck me, Miss Croyland. He is so good and right-minded himself, that he is at times a little out of patience with the faults and follies of others; at least, such was my impression, from all I saw of him." "It was a just one," answered the young lady; " and I am sure, Sir Edward, the more you see of him the more you will be inclined to overlook the oddities for the sake of the finer qualities." It seemed to Sir Edward Digby that the commendations of Sir Robert Croyland's brother did not seem the most grateful of all possible sounds to the ears of the baronet, who imme- diately after announced that he would have the pleasure of conducting his young guest to his apartments, adding that they were early people in the country, their usual dinner-hour THE SMUGGLER. 51 being four o'clock, though he found that the fashionable people of London were now in the habit of dining at half-past four. Sir Edward accordingly followed him up the great oaken stair- case to a very handsome and comfortable room, with a dress- ing-room at the side, in which he found his servant already busily employed in disburdening his bags and portmanteau of their contents. Sir Robert paused for a moment, to see that his guest had everything which he might require, and than left him. The young baronet did not proceed immediately to the business of the toilet, but seated himself before the window of the bed- room, and gazed out with a thoughtful expression, while his servant continued his operations in the next room. From time to time the man looked in as if he had something to say, but his master continued in a reverie, of which it may be as well to take some notice. His first thought was, "I must lay out the plan of my campaign; but I must take care not to get my wing of the army defeated while the main body is moving up to give battle. On my life, I'm a great deal too good-natured to put myself in such a dangerous position for a friend. The artillery that the old gentleman spoke of is much more formidable than I expected. My worthy colonel did not use so much of love's glowing colours in his painting as I sup- posed; but after all, there's no danger; I am proof against all such shots, and I fancy I must use little Zara for the pur- pose of getting at her sister's secrets. There can be no harm in making a little love to her: the least little bit possible. It will do my pretty coquette no harm, and me none either. It may be well to know how the land lies, however; and I dare say that fellow of mine has made some discoveries already; but the surest way to get nothing out of him is to ask him, and so I must let him take his own way." His thoughts then turned to another branch of the same subject; and he went on pondering rather than thinking for some minutes more. There is a state of mind which can scarcely be called thought ; for thought is rapid and progressive, like the flight of a bird, whether it be in the gyrations of the swallow, or the straight -for ward course of the rook; but in the mode or condition of which I speak, the mind seems rather to hover over a particular object, like the hawk eyeing care- fully that which is beneath it : and this state can no more be 5 2 THE SMUGGLER. called thought than the hovering of the hawk can be called flight. Such was the occupation of Sir Edward Digby, as I have said, for several minutes, and then he went on to his con- clusions. " She loves him still," he said to himself; "of that I feel sure. She is true to him still, and steadfast in her truth. Whatever may have been said or done has not been hers, and that is a great point gained ; for now, with station, rank, dis- tinction, and competence at least, he presents himself in a very different position from any which he could assume before ; and unless on account of some unaccountable prejudice, the old gentleman can have no objection. Oh, yes, she loves him still, I feel very sure! The calm gravity of that beautiful face has only been written there so early by some deep and un- changed feeling. We never see the sparkling brightness of youth so shadowed but by some powerful and ever-present memory, which, like the deep bass notes of a fine instrument, gives a solemn tone even to the liveliest music of life. She can smile, but the brow is still grave: there is something un- derneath it ; and we must find out exactly what that is. Yet I cannot doubt ; I am sure of it. Here, Somersl are not those things ready yet? I shall be too late for dinner." "Oh, no, sir!" replied the man, coming in, and putting up the back of his hand to his head, in military fashion. "Your honour won't be too late. The great bell rings always half-an- hour before, then Mr. Radford is always a quarter of an hour behind his time." "I wonder who Mr. Radford is!" said Sir Edward Digby, as if speaking to himself. "He seems a very important person in the county." "I can tell you, sir," said the man; "he is or was the richest person in the neighbourhood, and has got Sir Robert quite under his thumb, they say. He was a merchant, or a shopkeeper, the butler told me, in Hythe. But there was more money came in than ever went through his counting- house, and what between trading one way or another, he got together a great deal of riches, bought this place here in the neighbourhood, and set up for a gentleman. His son is to be married to Miss Croyland, they say; but the servants think that she hates him, and fancy that he would himself rather have her sister." The latter part of this speech was that which interested Sir THE SMUGGLER. 53 Edward Digby the most; but he knew that there was a cer- tain sort of perversity about his servant, which made him less willing to answer a distinct question than to volunteer any information; and therefore he fixed upon another point, in- quiring, " What do you mean, Somers, by saying that he is, or was, the richest man in the country?" "Why, sir, that is as it maybe," answered the man; "but one thing is certain, Miss Croyland has three times refused to marry this young Radford, notwithstanding all her father could say; and as for the young gentleman himself, why he's no gentleman at all: going about with all the bad characters in the county, and carrying on his father's old trade, like a high- wayman. It has not quite answered so well though, for they say old Radford lost fully fifty thousand pounds by his last venture, which was run ashore somewhere about Romney Hoy. The boats were sunk, part of the goods seized, and the rest sent to the bottom. You may be sure he's a dare-devil, how- ever, for whenever the servants speak of him, they sink their voice to a whisper, as if the fiend were at their elbow." Sir Edward Digby was very well inclined to hear more ; but while the man was speaking, the bell he had mentioned, rang, and the young baronet, who had a certain regard for his own personal appearance, hastened to dress and to descend to the drawing-room. CHAPTER VI. IT is sometimes expedient, in telling a tale of this kind, to in- troduce the different personages quietly to the reader one after the other, and to suffer him to become familiar with them se- parately, before they are all brought to act together, that he may have a clear and definite notion of their various charac- ters, dispositions, and peculiarities, and be enabled to judge at once of the motives by which they are actuated, when we re- cite the deeds that they perform. Having twice or thrice mentioned one of the prominent persons in this history, without having brought him visibly upon the scene (as, in the natural course of events, I must very soon do), I shall now follow the plan above-mentioned ; and, in order to give the reader a distinct notion of Mr. Rad- 54 THE SMUGGLER. ford, his character, and proceedings, will beg those who have gone on with me thus far, to step back with me to the same night on which Mr. Warde and his young friend met the smuggler in his evening walk along the heights. Not very far from the town of Hythe, nor very far from the village of Sandgate, are still to be found the ruins of an an- cient castle, which, by various deeds that have been performed within its walls, has acquired a name in English history. The foundation of the building is beyond our records ; and tradition, always fond of the marvellous, carries back the period when the first stone was laid to the times of the Eoman invaders of Great Britain. Others supposed that it was erected by the Saxons, but, as it now stands, it presents no trace of the han- diwork of either of those two races of barbarians, and is simply one of those strongholds constructed by the Normans, or their close descendants, either to keep their hold of a conquered country, or to resist the power both of tyrannical monarchs and dangerous neighbours. Various parts of the building are undoubtedly attributable to the reign of Henry II. ; and if any portion be of an earlier date, of which I have some doubts, it is but small; but a considerable part is, I believe, of a still later epoch, and in some places may be traced the architecture common in the reign of Edward III. and of his grandson. The space enclosed within the outer walls is very extensive, and numerous detached buildings, chapels, halls, and apparently a priory, are still to be found built against those walls them- selves, so that it is probable that the castle in remote days gave shelter to some religious body, which is rendered still more likely from the fact of Saltwood Castle and its manor having formerly appertained to the church and see of Can- terbury. Many a remarkable scene has undoubtedly passed in the courts and halls of that now ruined building, and it is even probable that there the dark and dreadful deed, which, though probably not of his contriving, embittered the latter life of the second Henry, was planned and determined by the murderers of Thomas a-Becket. With such deeds, however, and those ancient times, we have nothing here to do; and at the period to which this tale refers, the castle, though in a much more perfect state than at present, was already in ruins. The park which formerly surrounded it had been long thrown open and THE SMUGGLER. 55 divided into fields; but still the character which its formation had given to the neighbouring scenery had not passed away; and the rich extent of old pasture, the scattered woods and clumps of trees, the brawling brook, here and there diverted from its natural course for ornament or convenience, all bespoke the former destination of the ground, for near a mile around on every side, when magnificent Archbishop Courtenay held the castle of Saltwood as his favourite place of residence. Though, as I have said, grey ruin had possession of the building, yet the strength of its construction had enabled it in many parts to resist the attacks of time; and the great keep, with its two lofty gate-towers and wide-spreading hall, was then but very little decayed. Nevertheless, at that period no one tenanted the castle of Saltwood but an old man and his son, who cultivated a small portion of ground in the neigh- bourhood; and their dwelling was confined to three rooms in the keep, though they occupied several others by their imple- ments of husbandry, occasionally diversified with sacks of grain, stores of carrots and turnips, and other articles of agri- cultural produce. Thus, every night, for a short time, lights were to be seen in Saltwood Castle, but all the buildings ex- cept the keep were utterly neglected, and falling rapidly into a state of complete dilapidation. It was towards this building, on the night I speak of, that the smuggler took his way, about a quarter of an hour after having suddenly broken off his conversation with Mr. Wardo and the young officer. He walked on with a quick, bold, care- less step, apparently without much thought or consideration of the interview to which he was summoned. He paused, indeed, more than once, and looked around him ; but it was merely to gaze at the beauty of the scenery, for which he had a great natural taste. It is no slight mistake to suppose that the constant intercourse with, and opportunity of enjoying the beauties of nature, diminish in any degree the pleasures that we thence derive. The direct contrary is the case. Every other delight, everything that man has contrived or found for himself, palls upon the taste by frequent fruition ; but not so with those sources of pleasure which are given us by God him- self; and the purer arid freer they are from man's invention, the more permanent are they in their capability of bestowing happiness, the more extensive seems their quality of satisfying 56 THE SMUGGLE!*. the ever-increasing desires of the spirit within us. Were it not so, the ardent attachment which is felt by those who have been born and brought up in the midst of fine and magnificent scenery to the place of their nativity, could not exist ; and it will always be found that, other things being equal, those who live most amongst the beauties of nature are those who most appreciate them. Many a beautiful prospect presented itself to the smuggler, as he walked on by the light of the moon. At one place, the woods swept round him and concealed the rest of the country from his eyes; but then the moonbeams poured through the branches, or streamed along the path, and every now and then, between the old trunks and gnarled roots, he caught a sight of the deeper parts of the woodland, sleeping in the pale rays. At another, issuing forth upon the side of the hill, the leafy wilderness lay beneath his feet, with the broad round summit of some piece of high ground, rising dark and flat above; and at some distance further he suddenly turned the angle of the valley, and had the tall grey ruin of Saltwood full before him, with the lines of the trees and meadows sweeping down into the dell, and the bright sky, lustrous with the moonlight, ex- tended broad and unclouded behind. Shortly after, he came to the little stream, rushing in miniature cascades between its hollow banks, and murmuring with a soft and musical voice amongst the roots of the shrubs, which here and there hid it from the beams. He paused but a moment or two, however, at any of these things, and then walked on again, till at length he climbed the road leading up to the castle, and passed through the archway of the gate. Of the history of the place he knew nothing, but from vague traditions heard in his boyhood ; and yet, when he stood amongst those old grey walls, with the high towers rising before him, and the greensward covering the decay of centuries beneath his feet, he could not help feeling a vague impression of melancholy, not unmingled with awe, fall upon him. In the presence of ancient things, the link between all mortality seems most strongly felt. We perceive our associa- tion with the dead more strongly. The character and habits of thought of the person, of course, render it a more distinct or obscure perception, but still we all have it. With some, it is as I have before called it, an impression that we must share THE SMUGGLER. 5? the same decay, meet the same fate, fall into the same tomb as those who have raised or produced the things that we behold ; for every work of man is but a tombstone, if it be read aright. But with others, an audible voice speaks from the grey ruin and the ancient church, from the dilapidated houses where our fathers dwelt or worshipped, and says to every one amongst the living, " As they were, who built us, so must you be. They enjoyed, and hoped, and feared, and suffered. So do you. Where are they gone, with all their thoughts? Where will you go, think you ever so highly ? All down, down, to the same dust, whither we too are tending. We have seen these things for ages past, and we shall see more." I mean not to say that such was exactly the aspect under which those ruins presented themselves to the eye of the man who now visited them. The voice that spoke was not so clear, but yet it was clear enough to make him feel thoughtful if not sad ; and he paused to gaze up at the high keep, as the moon shone out upon the old stone- work, showing every loophole and casement. Pie was not without imagination, in a homely way, and following the train of thought which the sight of the castle at that hour suggested, he said to himself, " I dare say many a pretty girl has looked out of that window to talk to her lover by the moonlight ; and they have grown old, and died like other folks." How long he would have gone on in this musing mood I cannot tell, but just at that moment the boy who had come down to the beach to call him, appeared from the old doorway of the chapel, and pointing to one of the towers in the wall, whispered " He's up there, waiting for you." " Well, then, you run home, young Starlight," replied the smuggler. "I'll be after you in a minute, for he can't have much to say, I should think. Off with you! and no listening, or I'll break your head, youngster." The boy laughed, and ran away through the gate; and his companion turned towards the angle which he had pointed out. Approaching the wall, he entered what might have been a door, or perhaps a window, looking in upon the court, and communicating with one of those passages which led from tower to tower, with stairs every here and there leading to the battlements. He was obliged to bow his head as he passed; but after climbing a somewhat steep ascent, where 58 THE SMUGGLER. the broken steps were half covered with rubbish, he emerged upon the top of the wall, where many a sentinel had kept his weary watch in times long past. At a little distance in advance, standing in the pale moonlight, was a tall, gaunt figure, leaning against a fragment of one of the neighbouring towers; and Harding did not pause to look at the splendour of the view below, though it might well, with its world of wood and meadow, bounded by the glistening sea, have attracted eyes less fond of such scenes than his; but on lie walked, straight towards the person before him, who, on his part, hurried forward to meet him, whenever the sound of his step broke upon the ear. " Good night, Harding 1" said Mr. Radford, in a low but still harsh tone; "what a time you have been. It will be one o'clock or more before I get back." " Past two," answered the smuggler, bluntly; "but I came as soon as I could. It is not much more than half an hour since I got your message." " That stupid boy has been playing the fool, then," replied the other; "I sent him " "Oh, he's not stupid!" interrupted the smuggler; "and he's not given to play the fool either. More likely to play the rogue. But what's the business now, sir? There's no doing anything on such nights as these." " I know that, I know that," rejoined Radford. " But this will soon change. The moon will be dwindled down to a cheese-paring before many days are over, and the barometer is falling. It is necessary that we should make all our arrange- ments beforehand, Harding, and have everything ready. We must have no more such jobs as the last two." "I had nothing to do with them," rejoined the smuggler. "You chose your own people, and they failed. I do not mean to say it was their fault, for I don't think it was. They lost as much, for them, as you did ; and they did their best, I dare say; but still that is nothing to me. I've under- taken to land the cargo, and I will do it, if I live. If I die, there's nothing to be said, you know; but I don't say I'll ever undertake another of the sort. It does not answer, Mr. Radford. It makes a man think too much, to know that other people have got so much money staked on such a venture." " Ay, but that is the very cause why every one should THE SMUGGLER. 59 exert himself," answered his companion. " I lost fifty thou- sand pounds by the last affair, twenty by the other; but I tell you, Harding, I have more than both upon this, and if this fail " He paused, and did not finish the sentence ; but he set his teeth hard, and seemed to draw his breath with difficulty. " That's a bad plan," said the smuggler; " a bad plan, in all ways. You wish to make up all at one run ; and so you double the venture ; but you should know by this time, that one out of four pays very well, and we have seldom failed to do one out of two or three'; but the more money people get the more greedy they are of it ; so that because you put three times as much as enough on one freight, you must needs put five times on the other, and ten times on the third, risking a greater loss every time for a greater gain. I'll have to do with no more of these things. Tin contented with little, and don't like such great speculations." " Oh! if you are afraid," cried Mr. Eadford, " you can give it up. I dare say we can find some one else to land the goods." " As to being afraid, that I am not," answered Harding; " and having undertaken the run, I'll do it. I'm not half so much afraid as you are, for I've not near so much to lose ; only my life or liberty and three hundred pounds. But still, Mr. Bad- ford, I do not like to think that if anything goes wrong you'll be so much hurt ; and it makes a man feel queer. If I have a few hundreds in a boat, and nothing to lose but myself and a dozen of tubs, I go about it as gay as a lark and as cool and quiet as a dog-fish; but if anything were to go wrong now, why it would be " " Ruin utter ruin I" said Mr. Radford. " I dare say it would," rejoined the smuggler; " but, never- theless, your coming down here every other day, and sending for me, does no good, arid a great deal of harm. It only teazes me, and sets me always thinking about it, when the best way is not to think at all, but just to do the thing and get it over. Besides, you'll have people noticing your being so often down here, and you'll make them suspect something is going on." " But it is necessary, my good fellow," answered the other, " that we should settle all our plans. I must have people ready, and horses and help, in case of need." 60 THE SMUGGLER. " Ay, that you must," replied the smuggler, thoughtfully. " I think you said the cargo was light goods." " Almost all India," said Radford, in return. " Shawls and painted silks, and other things of great value but small bulk. There are a few bales of lace, too ; but the whole will require well nigh a hundred horses to carry it, so that we must have a strong muster." " Ay, and men who fight, too," rejoined Harding. " You know there are dragoons down at Folkestone?" "No! when did they come?" exclaimed Radford, eagerly. " That's a bad job, that's a bad job! Perhaps they suspect already. Perhaps some of those fellows from the other side have given information, and these soldiers are sent down in consequence; I shouldn't wonder, I shouldn't wonder." "Pooh, nonsense, Mr. Radford!" replied Harding; "you are always so suspicious. Some day or another you'll sus- pect me." " I suspect everybody," cried Radford, vehemently, " and I have good cause. I have known men do such things, for a pitiful gain, as would hang them, if there were any just punish- ment for treachery." Harding laughed, but he did not explain the cause of his merriment, though probably he thought that Mr. Radford himself would do many a thing for a small gain, which would not lightly touch his soul's salvation. He soon proceeded, however, to reply, in a grave tone. " That's a bad plan, Mr. Radford. No man is ever well served by those whom he suspects. He had better never have anything to do with a person he doubts; so, if you doubt me, I'm quite willing to give the business up, for I don't half like it." "Oh, no!" said Radford, in a smooth and coaxing tone, " I did not mean you, Harding; I know you too well for as honest a fellow as ever lived ; but I do doubt those fellows on the other side, and I strongly suspect they peached about the other two affairs. Besides, you said something about dragoons, and we have not had any of that sort of vermin here for a year or more." "You frighten yourself about nothing," answered Harding. " There is but a troop of them yet, though they say more are expected. But what good are dragoons? I have run many a cargo under their very noses, and hope I shall live to run THE SMUGGLER. 61 many another. As to stopping this traffic, they are no more good than so many old women!" " But you must get it all over before the rest come," replied Mr. Radford, in an argumentative manner, taking hold of the lappel of his companion's jacket; "there's no use of running more risk than needful. And you must remember that we have a long way to carry the goods after they are landed. Then is the most dangerous time." "I don't know that," said Harding; "but, however, you must provide for that, and must also look out for hides* for the things. I won't have any of them down with me; and when I have landed them safely, though I don't mind giving a help to bring them a little way inland, I won't be answerable for anything more." "No, no; that's all settled," answered his companion; " and the hides are all ready, too. Some can come into my stable, others can be carried up to the willow cave. Then there's Sir Robert's great barn." "Will Sir Robert consent?" asked Harding, in a doubtful tone. "Pie would never have anything to do with these matters himself, and was always devilish hard upon us. I remember he sent my father to gaol ten years ago, when I was a youngster." " He must consent," replied Radford, sternly; " he dare as soon refuse me as cut off his right hand, I tell you, Harding, I have got him in a vice, and one turn of the lever will make him cry for mercy when I like. But no more of him. I shall use his barn as if it were my own; and it is in the middle of the wood, you know, so that it's out of sight. But even if it were not for that, we've got many another place. Thank heaven, there are no want of hides in this county!" " Ay, but the worst of dry goods, and things of that kind," rejoined the smuggler, "is that they spoil with a little wet, so that one can't sink them in a cut or a canal till they are wanted, as one can do with tubs. "Who do you intend to send down for them? That's one thing I must know." "Oh! whoever comes, my son will be with them," an- swered Mr. Radford, "As to who the others will be, I can- * It may be as well to explain to the uninitiated reader, that the secret places where smugglers conceal their goods after landing, are known by the name of "hides." 62 THE SMUGGLER. not tell yet. The Ramleys, certainly, amongst the rest. They are always ready, and will either fight or run, as it may be needed.'' "I don't much like them," replied Harding; " they are a bad set. I wish they were hanged, or out of the country ; for, as you say, they will either fight, or run, or peach, or any- thing else that suits them: one just as soon as another." "Oh! no fear of that; no fear of that!'' exclaimed Mr. Radford, in a confident tone, which seemed somewhat strange to the ears of his companion, after the suspicions he had heard him so lately express; but the other instantly added, in ex- planation, " I shall take care that they have no means of peaching, for I will tell them nothing about it till they are setting off with fifty or sixty others." " That's the best way, and the only way with such fellows as those," answered Harding; "but if you tell nobody, you'll find it a hard job to get them all together." " Only let the day be fixed," said Mr. Radford; " and I'll have all ready, never fear.'' " That must be your affair," replied Harding; " I'm ready whenever you like. Give me a dark night and a fair wind, and my part of the job is soon done." "About this day week, I should think," said Mr. Radford. " The moon will be nearly out by that time." "Not much more than half," replied the smuggler; " and as we have got to go far, for the ship, you say, will not stand in, we had better have the whole night to ourselves. Even a bit of a moon is a bad companion on such a trip ; especially where there is so much money risked. No, I think you had better give me three days more: then there will be wellnigh nothing left of her, and she won't rise till three or four. Wo can see what the weather's like, too, about that time; and I can come up and let you know; but if you'll take my advice, Mr. Radford, you'll not be coining down here any more till it'* all over at least. There's no good of it, and it may do mischief." " Well, now it's all settled, I shall not need to do so," re- joined the other; " but I really don't see, Harding, why you should so much wish me to stay away." " I'll tell you why, Mr. Radford," said Harding, putting his hands into the pockets of his jacket, "and that very easily. THE SMUGGLER. 63 Although you have become a great gentleman, and live at a fine place inland, people haven't forgot when you kept a house and a counting-house too, in Hythe, and all that used to go on in those $ays; and though you are a magistrate, and go out hunting and shooting, and all that, the good folks about have little doubt that you have a hankering after the old trade yet, only that you do your business on a larger scale than you did then, It's but the other day, when I was in at South's, the grocer's, to talk to him about some stuff* he wanted, I heard two men say one to the other, as they saw you pass, 'Ay, there goes old Radford. I wonder what he's down here for!' 'As great an old smuggler as ever lived,' said the other; 'and a pretty penny he's made of it. He's still at it, they say ; and I dare say he's down here now upon some such concern.' So you see, sir, people talk about it, and that's the reason why I say that the less you are here the better." "Perhaps it is; perhaps it is," answered Mr. Radford, quickly; "and as we've now settled all we can settle, till you come up, I'll take myself home. Good night, Harding ; good night!" "Good night, sir!" answered Harding, with something like a smile upon his lip ; and finding their way down again to the court below, they parted. " I don't like that fellow at all," said Mr. Radford to him- self, as he walked away upon the road to Hythe, where he had left his horse; "he's more than half inclined to be uncivil. I'll have nothing more to do with him after this is over." Harding took his way across the fields towards Sandgate, and perhaps his thoughts were not much more complimentary to his companion than Mr. Radford's had been to him; but in the mean time, while each followed his separate course home- ward, we must remain for a short space in the green, moon- light court of Saltwood Castle. All remained still and silent for about three minutes ; but then the ivy, which at that time had gathered thickly round the old walls, might be seen to move in the neighbourhood of a small aperture in one of the ruined flanking towers of the outer wall, to which it had at one time probably served as a window, though all traces of its original form were now lost. The tower was close to the spot where Mr. Radford and his companion had been standing; 64 THE SMUGGLER. and although the aperture we have mentioned looked towards the court, joining on to a projecting wall in great part over- thrown, there was a loop-hole on the other side, flanking the very panipet on which they had carried on their conversation. After the ivy had moved for a moment, as I have said, something like a human head was thrust out, looking cauti- ously round the court. The next minute a broad pair of shoulders appeared, and then the whole form of a tall and powerful man, who, after pausing for an instant on the top of the broken wall, used its fragments as a means of descent to the ground below. Just as he reached the level of the court, one of the loose stones which he had displaced as he came down, rolled after him and fell at his side ; and, with a sudden start at the first sound, he laid his hand on the butt of a large horse-pistol stuck in a belt round his waist. As soon as he perceived what it was that had alarmed him, he took his hand from the weapon again, and walked out into the moonlight; and thence, after pacing quietly up and down for two or three minutes, to give time for the two other visitors of the castle to get to a distance, he sauntered slowly out through the gate. He then turned under the walls towards the little wood which at that time occupied a part of the valley, opposite to which he stood gazing for about five minutes. When he judged all safe, he gave a whistle, upon which the form of a boy instantly started out from the trees, and came running across the meadow towards him. "Have you heard all, Mr. Mowle?" asked the boy in a whisper, as soon as he was near. "All that they said, little Starlight," replied the other. "They didn't say enough; but yet it will do, and you are a clever little fellow. But come along," he added, laying his hand on the boy's shoulder, " you shall have what I promised you, and half-a-crown more ; and if you go on, and tell me all you find out, you shall be well paid." Thus saying, he walked on with the boy towards Hythe, and the scenery round Saltwood resumed its silent solitude again. THE SMUGGLER. 65 CHAPTER VII. To a very hungry man it matters not much what is put upon the table so that it be eatable, but with the intellectual appe- tite the case is different, and every one is anxious to know who is to be his companion, or what is to be in his book. Now Sir Edward Digby was somewhat of an epicure in human character, and he always felt as great a curiosity to enjoy any new personage brought before him, as the more ordinary epi- cure desires to taste a new dish. He was equally refined, too, in regard to the taste of his intellectual food. He liked a good deal of flavour, but not too much ; a soupcon of some- thing, he did not well know what, in a man's demeanour gave it great zest, as a soupcon of two or three condiments so blended in a salmi as to defy analysis must have charmed Vatel; and, to say the truth, the little he had seen or heard of the house in which he now was, together with his know- ledge of some of its antecedents, had awakened a great desire for a farther taste of its quality. When he went down stairs, then, and opened the dining- room door, his eye naturally ran round in search of the new guests. Only two, however, had arrived, in the first of whom he recognised Mr. Zachary Croyland. The other was a vene- rable looking old man in black, whom he could not conceive to be Mr. Radford, from the previous account which he had heard of that respectable gentleman's character. It turned out, however, that the person before him, who had been omitted by Sir Robert Croyland in the enumeration of his expected visitors, was the clergyman of the neighbouring village; and being merely a plain, good man, of very excellent sense, but neither rich, noble, nor thrifty, was nobody in the opinion of the baronet. As soon as Sir Edward Digby appeared, Mr. Zachary Croyland, with his back tall, straight, and stiff as a poker, advanced towards him and shook him cordially by the hand. "Welcome, welcome, my young friend," he said; "you've kept your word, I see, and that's a good sign of any man, especially when he knows that there's neither pleasure, profit, nor popularity to be gained by so doing; and I'm sure there's G6 THE SMUGGLER. none of either to be had in this remote corner of the world. You have some object, of course, in coming among us, for every man has an object, but what it is I can't divine." "A very great object, indeed, my dear sir," replied the young officer with a smile; " I wish to cultivate the acquain- tance of an old friend of my father's, your brother here, who was kind enough to invite me." " A very unprofitable sort of plant to cultivate," answered Mr. Croyland, in a voice quite loud enough to be heard by the whole room. " It won't pay tillage, I should think; but you know your own affairs best. Here, Edith, my love, I must make you better acquainted with my young fellow-traveller. Doubtless, he is perfectly competent to talk as much nonsense to you as any other young man about town, and has imported, for the express benefit of the young ladies in the country, all the sweet things and pretty speeches last in vogue. But he can, in his saner moments,, and if you just let him know that you are not quite a fool, bestow upon you some small portion of common sense, which he has picked up, Heaven knows how! He couldn't have it by descent, for he is an eldest son, and that portion of the family property is always reserved for the younger children." Mrs. Barbara Croyland, who found that her brother Zachary was riding his horse somewhat hard, moved across the room, with the superfluity of whalebone which she had in her stays crackling at every step, as if expressly to attract attention, and, laying her hand on Mr. Croyland's arm, she whispered, "Now do, brother, be a little civil and kind. There's no use of hurting people's feelings ; and if Eobert has'nt as much sense as you, there's no use you should be always telling him so." "Pish! nonsense!" cried Mr. Croyland, "hold your tongue, Bab. You're a good soul as ever lived, but a great fool into the bargain. So don't meddle. I should think you had burnt your fingers enough with it by this time." " And I'm sure you're a good soul, too, if you would but let people know it," replied Mrs. Barbara, anxious to soften and keep down all the little oddities and asperities of her family circle in the eyes of Sir Edward Digby. But she only showed them the more by so doing; for Mr. Croyland was not to be caught by honey, and, besides, the character which she in her simplicity thought fit to attribute THE SMUGGLER. 67 to him, was the very last upon the face of the earth which he coveted. Every man has his vanity, and it is an imp that takes an infinite variety of different forms, frequently the most hideous and the most absurd. Now Mr. Croyland's vanity lay in his oddity and acerbity. There was nothing on earth which he considered so foolish as good-nature, and he was heartily ashamed of the large portion with which Heaven had endowed him. "la good soul!" he exclaimed. " Let me tell you, Bab, you are very much mistaken in that, as in every other thing you say or do. I am nothing more nor less than a very cross, ill-tempered old man ; and you know it quite well, if you wouldn't be a hypocrite." " Well, I do believe you are," said the lady, with her own particular vanity mortified into a state of irritation, " and the only way is to let you alone." While this conversation had been passing between brother and sister, Sir Edward Digby, taking advantage of the position in which they stood, arid which masked his own operations from the rest of the party, bent down to speak a few words to Edith, who, whatever they were, looked up with a smile, faint and thoughtful indeed, but still expressing as much cheerfulness as her countenance ever showed. The topic which he spoke upon might be common-place, but what he said was said with grace, and had a degree of originality in it, mingled with courtliness and propriety of expression, which at once awakened attention and repaid it. It was not strong beer, it was not strong spirit; but it was like some delicate kind of wine, which has more power than the fineness of the flavour suffers to be apparent at the first taste. Their conversation was not long, however; for by the time that the young gentleman and lady had exchanged a few sentences, and Mr. Croyland had finished his discussion with his sister, the name of Mr. Radford was announced; and Sir Edward Digby turned quickly round to examine the appear- ance of the new comer. As he did so, however, his eye fell for a moment upon the countenance of Edith Croyland, and he thought he remarked an expression of anxiety not unmingled with pain, till the door closed after admitting a single figure, when a look of relief brightened her face, and she gave a glance across the room to her sister. The younger girl instantly rose, 68 THE SMUGGLER. and while her father was busy receiving Mr. Radford with somewhat profuse attention, she gracefully crossed the room, and seating herself by Edith, laid her hand upon her sister's, whispering something to her with a kindly look. Sir Edward Digby marked it all, and liked it ; for there is something in the bottom of man's heart which has always a sympathy with affection; but he, nevertheless did not fail to take a complete survey of the personage who entered, and whom I must now present to the reader, somewhat more dis- tinctly than I could do by the moonlight. Mr. Richard Bad- ford was a tall, thin, but large-boned man, with dark eyes and overhanging shaggy brows, a hook nose, considerably de- pressed towards the point, a mouth somewhat wide, and teeth very fine for his age, though somewhat straggling and shark- like. His hair was very thick, and apparently coarse; his arms long and powerful, and his legs, notwithstanding the nieagerness of his body, furnished with very respectable calves. On the whole, he was a striking but not a prepossessing person ; and there was a look of keenness and cupidity, we might almost say voracity, in his eye, with a bend in the brow, which would have given the observer an idea of great quick- ness of intellect and decision of character, if it had not been for a certain degree of weakness about the partly opened mouth, which seemed to be in opposition to the latter charac- teristic. He was dressed in the height of the mode, with large buckles in his shoes and smaller ones at his knees, a light dress-sword hanging not ungracefully by his side, and a profusion of lace and embroidery about his apparel. Mr. Radford replied to the courtesies of Sir Robert Croy- land with perfect self-possession one might almost call it self- sufficiency-^-but with no grace and some stiffness. He was then introduced, in form, to Sir Edward Digby, bowing low, if that could be called a bow, which was merely an inclination of the rigid spine, from a perpendicular position to an angle of forty-five with the horizon. The young officer's demeanour formed a very striking contrast with that of his new acquain- tance, not much in favour of the latter; but he showed that, as Mr. Croyland had predicated of him, he was quite prepared to say a great many courteous nothings in a very civ 7 il and obliging tone. Mr. Radford declared himself delighted at the honour of making his acquaintance, and Sir Edward pronounced THE SMUGGLER. 69 himself charmed at the opportunity of meeting him. Mr. Radford hoped that he was going to honour their poor place for a considerable length of time, and Sir Edward felt sure that the beauty of such scenery, and the delights of such society, would be the cause of much pain to him when he was com- pelled to tear himself away. A low but merry laugh from behind them, caused both the gentlemen to turn their heads ; and they found the sparkling eyes of Zara Croyland fixed upon them. She instantly dropped her eye- lids, however, and coloured a little, at being detected. It was evident enough that she had been weighing the compli- ments she heard, and estimating them at their right value, which made Mr. Radford look somewhat angry, but elicited nothing from Sir Edward Digby but a gay glance at the beau- tiful little culprit, which she caught, even through the thick lashes of her downcast eyes, and which served to reassure her. Sir Robert Croyland himself was displeased ; but Zara was in a degree a spoiled child, and had established for herself a privilege of doing what she liked, unscolded. To turn the conversation, therefore, Sir Robert, in a tone of great regard, inquired particularly after his young friend, Richard, and said, he hoped that they were to have the pleasure of seeing him. "I trust so, I trust so, Sir Robert," replied Mr. Radford; " but you know I am totally unacquainted with his movements. He had gone away upon some business, the servants told me ; and I waited as long as I could for him ; but I did not choose to keep your dinner, Sir Robert ; and if he does not choose to come in time, the young dog must go without. Pray do not stop a moment for him." "Business!" muttered Mr. Croyland ; "either cheating the king's revenue, or making love to a milkmaid, I'll answer for him ;" but the remark passed unnoticed, for Sir Robert Croy- land, who was always anxious to drown his brother's some- what too pertinent observations, without giving the nabob any offence, was loudly pressing Mr. Radford to let them wait for half-an-hour, in order to give time for the young gentleman's arrival. His father, however, would not hear of such a proceeding; and the bell was rung, and dinner ordered. It was placed upon the table with great expedition ; and the party moved towards the dining-room. Mr. Radford handed in the baronet's 70 THE SMUGGLER. sister, who was, to say the truth, an enigma to him ; for lie himself could form no conception of her good-nature, simplicity, and kindness, and consequently thought that all the mischief she occasionally caused, must originate in well-concealed spite, which gave him a great reverence for her character. Sir Edward Digby, notwithstanding a hint from Sir Robert to take in his youngest daughter, advanced to Miss Croyland, and secured her, as he thought, for himself; while the brother of the master of the house followed with the fair Zara, leaving the clergyman and Sir Robert to come together. By a ma- noeuvre on the part of Edith, however, favoured by her father, but nearly frustrated by the busy spirit of her aunt, Miss Croy- land got placed between Sir Robert and the clergyman, while the youngest daughter of the house was seated by Sir Edward Digby, leaving a chair vacant between herself and her worthy parent for young Radford, when he should arrive. All this being arranged, to the satisfaction of everybody but Sir Edward Digby, grace was said, after a not very decent hint from Sir Robert Croyland, that it ought not to be too long, and the dinner commenced with the usual attack upon soup and fish. It must not be supposed, however, because we have ventured to say that the arrangement was not to the satisfaction cf Sir Edward Digby, that the young baronet was at all disinclined to enjoy his pretty little friend's society nearer than the opposite side of the table. Nor must it be imagined that his sage reflections, in regard to keeping himself out of danger, had at all made a coward of the gallant soldier. The truth is, he had a strong desire to study Edith Croyland, not on account of any benefit which that study could be of to himself, but with other motives and views, which, upon the whole, were very laudable. He wished to see into her mind, and by those slight indications which were all he could expect her to display, but which, nevertheless, to a keen observer, often tell a history better than a whole volume of details, to ascertain some facts in regard to which he took a considerable interest. Being somewhat eager in his way, and not knowing how long he might find it either convenient or safe to remain in his present quarters, he had determined to commence the campaign as soon as possible ; but, frustrated in his first attack, he determined to change his plan of opera- tions, and besiege the fair Zara as one of the enemy's out- THE SMUGGLE!?. 7 1 works. He accordingly laughed and talked with her upon almost every subject in the world during the first part of dinner, skilfully leading her up to the pursuits of her sister and herself in the country, in order to obtain a clear knowledge of their habits and course of proceeding, that he might take ad- vantage of it at an after-period, for purposes of his own. The art of conversation, when properly regarded, forms a regular system of tactics in which, notwithstanding the various manoeuvres of your adversary, and the desultory fire kept up by indifferent persons around, you still endeavour to carry tho line of advance in the direction that you wish, and to frustrate every effort to turn it towards any point that may not bo agreeable to you, rallying it here, giving it a bend there; pre- senting a sharp angle at one place, an obtuse one at another; and raising from time to time a barrier or a breastwork for the purpose of preventing the adverse force from turning your flank and getting into your rear. But the mischief was, in the present instance, that Sir Edward Digby's breastworks were too low for such an active opponent as Zara Croyland. They might have appeared a formidable obstacle in the way of a scientific opponent; but with all the rash valour of youth, which is so frequently suc- cessful where practice and experience fail, she walked straight up, and jumped over them, taking one line after another, till Sir Edward Digby found that she had nearly got into the heart of his camp. It was all so easy and natural, however, so gay and cheerful, that he could not feel mortified even at his own want of success; and though five times she darted away from the subject, and began to talk of other things, he still renewed it, expatiating upon the pleasures of a country life, and upon how much more rational, as well as agreeable it was, when compared to the amusements and whirl of the town. Mr. Zachary Croylaud, indeed, cut across them often, listening to what they said, and sometimes smiling significantly at Sir Edward Digby, or at other times replying himself to what either of the two thought fit to discourse upon. Thus, then, when the young baronet was descanting sagely of the pleasures of the country, as compared with those of the town, good Mr. Croyland laughed merrily, saying, " You will soon have enough of it, Sir Edward ; or else you are only deceiving 72 THE SMUGGLER. that poor foolish girl; for what have you to do with the coun- try ? You, who have lived the best part of your life in cities, and amongst their denizens. I dare say, if the truth were told now, you would give a guinea to be walking up the Mall, instead of sitting down here in this old, crumbling, crazy house, speaking courteous nonsense to a pretty little milk- maid." " Indeed, my dear sir, you are very much mistaken," re- plied Sir Edward, gravely. " You judge all men by yourself; and because you are fond of cities, and the busy haunts of men, you think I must be so too." " I fond of cities and the busy haunts of men!" cried Mr. Croyland, in a tone of high indignation ; but a laugh that ran round the table, and in which even the worthy clergyman joined, showed the old gentleman that he had been taken in by Sir Edward's quietly-spoken jest; and at the same time his brother exclaimed, still laughing, "He hit you fairly there, Zachary. He has found out the full extent of your love for your fellow-creatures already." "Well, I forgive him, I forgive him!'' said Mr. Croyland, with more good humour than might have been expected. " I had forgotten that I had told him, four or five days ago, my hatred for all cities, and especially for that great mound of greedy emmets, which, unfortunately, is the capital of this country. I declare I never go into that vast den of iniquity, and mingle with the stream of wretched-looking things that call themselves human, which all its doors are hourly vomiting forth, but they put me in mind of the white ants in India, just the same squalid-looking, active, and voracious vermin as themselves, running over everything that obstructs them, in- truding themselves everywhere, destroying everything that comes in their way, and acting as an incessant torment to every one within reach. Certainly, the white ants are the less venomous of the two races, and somewhat prettier to look at; but still there's a wonderful resemblance.'' " I don't at all approve of your calling me a milkmaid, uncle," said Zara, shaking her small delicate finger at Mr. Croyland, across the table. " It's very wrong and ungrateful of you. See if ever I milk your cow for you again ! '' " Then I'll milk it myself, my dear," replied Mr. Croyland, with a good-humoured smile at his fair niece. THE SMUGGLER. 73 "You cannot, you cannot!" cried Zara. "Fancy, Sir Edward, what a picture it made when one day I went over to my uncle's, and found him with a frightful- looking black man, in a turban, whom he brought over from heaven knows where, trying to milk a cow he had just bought, and neither of them able to manage it. My uncle was kneeling upon his cocked hat, amongst the long grass, looking, as he acknow- ledges, like a kangaroo; the cow had got one of her feet in the pail, kicking most violently; and the black man with a white turban round his head, was upon both his knees before her, beseeching her, in some heathen language, to be quiet. It was the finest sight I ever saw, and would have made a beautiful picture of the ' Worship of the Cow,' which is, as I am told, customary in the country where both the gentlemen came from." "Zara, my dear; Zara I" cried Mrs. Barbara, who was frightened to death lest her niece should deprive herself of all share in Mr. Croydon's fortune. "You really should not tell such a story of your uncle." But the worthy gentleman himself was laughing till the tears ran down his cheeks. "Its quite true; its quite true!" he ex- claimed, "and she did milk the cow, though we couldn't. The ill-tempered devil was as quiet as a lamb with her, though she is so vicious with every male thing, that I have actually been obliged to have a woman in the cottage within a hundred yards of the house, for the express purpose of milking her." "That's what you should have done at first/' said Mr. Radford, putting down the fork with which he had been dili- gently devouring a large plateful of fish. "Instead of having nothing but men about you, you should have had none but your coachman and footman, and all the rest women." "Ay, and married my cook-maid," replied Mr. Croyland, sarcastically. Sir Robert Croyland looked down into his plate with a quivering lip and a heavy brow, as if he did not well know whether to laugh or be angry. The clergyman smiled, Mr. Radford looked furious, but said nothing, and Mrs. Barbara exclaimed, "Oh! brother, you should not say such things; and besides, there are many cook-maids who are very nice, pretty, respectable people." " Well, sister, I'll think of it," said Mr. Croyland, drily, 74 THE SMUGGLER. but with a good deal of fun twinkling in the corners of his eyes. It was too much for the light heart of Zara Croyland; and holding down her head she laughed outright, although she knew that Mr. Radford had placed himself in the predicament of which her uncle spoke, though he had been relieved of the immediate consequence for some years. What would have been the result is difficult to say; for Mr. Radford was waxing wroth ; but at that moment the door was flung hastily open, and a young gentleman entered, of some three or four-and-twenty years of age, bearing a strong resemblance to Mr. Radford, though undoubtedly of a much more pleasant and graceful appearance. He was well dressed, and his coat, lined with white silk of the finest texture, was cast negligently back from his chest, with an air of careless- ness which was to be traced in all the rest of his apparel. Everything he wore was as good as it could be, and every- thing became him ; for he was well formed, and his movements were free and even graceful; but everything seemed to have been thrown on in a hurry, and his hair floated wild and straggling round his brow, as if neither comb nor brush had touched it for many hours. It might have been supposed that this sort of disarray proceeded from haste when he found him- self too late and his father gone ; but there was an expression of reckless indifference about his face which led Sir Edward Digby to imagine that this apparent negligence was the ha- bitual characteristic of his mind, rather than the effect of any accidental circumstance. His air was quite self-possessed, though hurried; and a flashing glance of his eye round the table, resting for a moment longer on Sir Edward Digby than on any one else, seemed directed to ascertain whether the party assembled was one that pleased him, before he chose to sit down to the board with them. He made no apology to Sir Robert Croyland for being too late, but shook hands with him in return for the very cordial welcome he met with, and then seated himself in the vacant chair, nodding to Miss Croyland familiarly, and receiving a cold inclination of the head in re- turn. One of the servants inquired if he would take soup and fish; but he replied abruptly, u No; bring me fish. No soup; I hate such messes." In the mean time, by one of those odd turns which some- THE SMUGGLED. 75 times take place in conversation, Mr. Croyland, the clergyman, ami Mr. Radford himself were once more talking together;, the latter having apparently overcome his indignation at the nabob's tart rejoinder, in the hope and expectation of saying something still more biting to him in return. Like many a brave general, however, he had not justly appreciated the power of his adversary as compared with his own strength. Mr. Croyland, soured at an early period of life, had acquired by long practice and experience a habit of repartee when his prejudices or his opinions (and they are very different things) were assailed, which was overpowering. A large fund of natural kindness and good humour formed a curious substratum for the acerbity which had accumulated above it, and his love of a joke would often show itself in a hearty peal of laughter, even at his own expense, when the attack upon him was made iii a good spirit, by one for whom he had any affection or esteem. But if he despised or disliked his assailant, as was the case with Mr. Radford, the bitterest possible retort was sure to be given in the fewest possible words. In order to lead away from the obnoxious subject, the cler- gyman returned to Mr. Croyland's hatred of London, saying, not very advisedly perhaps, just as young Mr. Radford entered, " I cannot imagine, my dear sir, why you have such an ani- mosity to our magnificent capital, and to all that it contains, especially when we all know you to be as beneficent to indivi- duals as you are severe upon the species collectively." 44 My dear Cruden, you'll only make a mess of it," replied Mr. Croyland. " The reason why I do sometimes befriend a poor scoundrel whom I happen to know, is because it is less pleasant for me to see a rascal suffer than to do what's just by him. I have no will and no power to punish all the villany I see, otherwise my arm would be tired enough of flogging in this county of Kent. But I do not understand why I should be called upon to like a great agglomeration of blackguards in a city, when I can have the same diluted in the country. Here we have about a hundred scoundrels to the square mile ; in London we have a hundred to the square yard." " Don't you think, sir, that they may be but the worse scoundrels in the country because they are fewer?" demanded Mr. Radford. "I am beginning to fancy so," answered Mr. Croyland, 76 THE SMUGGLE!?. drily, "bat I suppose in London the number makes np for the want of intensity." " Well, it's a very fine city," rejoined Mr. Radford; " the emporium of the world, the nurse of arts and sciences, the birth-place and the theatre of all that is great and majestic in the efforts of human intellect." " And equally of all that is base and vile," answered his opponent; " it is the place to which all smuggled goods natu- rally tend, Radford. Every uncustomed spirit, every prohi- bited ware, physical and intellectual, there finds its mart; and the chief art that is practised is to cheat as cleverly as may be; the chief science learned, is how to defraud without being detected. We are improving in the country daily, daily; but we have not reached the skill of London yet. Men make large fortunes in the country in a few years by merely cheating the customs ; but in London they make large fortunes in a few months by cheating everybody." " So they do in India," replied Mr. Radford, who thought he had hit the tender place. "True, true!" cried Mr. Croyland; "and then we go and set up for country gentlemen, and cheat still. What rogues we are, Radford ! eh ? I see you know the world. It is very well for me to say I made all my money by curing men, not by robbing them. Never you believe it, my good friend. It is not in human nature, is it? No, no, tell that to the marines. No man ever made a fortune but by plunder, that's a certain fact." The course of Sir Robert Croyland's dinner-party seemed to promise very unpleasantly at this juncture; but Sir Edward Digby, though somewhat amused, was not himself fond of sharp words, and had some compassion upon the ladies at the table. He therefore stepped in, and, without seeming to have noticed that there was anything passing between Mr. Radford and the brother of his host except the most delicate courtesies, he contrived, by some well-directed questions in regard to India, to give Mr. Croyland an inducement to deviate from the sarcastic into the expatiative; and having set him cantering upon one of his hobbies, he left him to finish his excursion, and returned to a conversation which had been going on be- tween him and the fair Zara, in somewhat of a low tone, though not so low as to show any mutual design of keeping it THE SMUGGLER. 77 from the ears of those around. Young Radford had in the mean time been making up for the loss of time occasioned by his absence at the commencement of dinner, and he seemed undoubtedly to have a prodigious appetite. Not a word had passed from father to son, t>r son to father ; and a stranger might have supposed them in no degree related to each other. Indeed, the young gentleman had hitherto spoken to nobody but the servant ; and while his mouth was employed in eating, his quick, large eyes were directed to every face round the table in succession, making several more tours than the first investigating glance, which I have already mentioned, and every time stopping longer at the countenance of Sir Edward Digby than anywhere else. He now, however, seemed in- clined to take part in that officer's conversation with the youngest Miss Croyland, and did not appear quite pleased to find her attention so completely engrossed by a stranger. To Edith he vouchsafed not a single word; but hearing the fair lady next to him reply to something which Sir Edward Digby had said, "Oh! we go out once or twice almost every day; sometimes on horseback, but more frequently to take a walk," he exclaimed, " Do you, indeed, Miss Zara ? Why, I never meet you, and I am always running about the country. How is that, I wonder?" Zara smiled, and replied, with an arch look, " Because for- tune befriends us, I suppose, Mr. Radford;" but then, well knowing that he was not one likely to take a jest in good part, she added, " we don't go out to meet anybody, and therefore always take those paths where we are least likely to do so." Still young Radford did not seem half to like her reply; but, nevertheless, he went on in the same tone, continually inter- rupting her conversation with Sir Edward Digby, and endea- vouring, after a fashion not at all uncommon, to make himself agreeable by preventing people from following the course they are inclined to pursue. The young baronet rather humoured him than otherwise, for he wished to see as deeply as possible into his character. He asked him to drink wine with him; he spoke to him once or twice without being called upon to do so; and he was somewhat amused to see that the fair Zara was a good deal annoyed at the encouragement ho gave to her companion on the left to join in their conversation. He was soon satisfied, however, in regard to the young 78 THE SMUGGLER. man's mind and character. Richard Radford had evidently received what is called a good education, which is, in fact, no education at all. He had been taught a great many things; he knew a good deal; but that which really and truly consti- tutes education was totally wanting. He had not learned how to make use of that which he had acquired, either for his own benefit or for that of society. He had been instructed, not educated, and there is the greatest possible difference between the two. He was shrewd enough, but selfish and conceited to a high degree, with a sufficient portion of pride to be offensive, with sufficient vanity to be irritable, with all the wilfulness of a spoiled child, and with that confusion of ideas in regard to plain right and wrong, which is always con- sequent upon the want of moral training and over-indulgence in youth. To judge from his own conversation, the whole end and aim of his life seemed to be excitement ; he spoke of field sports with pleasure; but the degree of satisfaction which he derived from each, appeared to be always in proportion to the danger, the activity, and the fierceness. Hunting he liked better than shooting, shooting than fishing, which latter he declared was only tolerable because there was nothing else to be done in the spring of the year. But upon the pleasures of the chase he would dilate largely, and he told several anecdotes of staking a magnificent horse here, and breaking the back of another there, till poor Zara turned somewhat pale, and begged him to desist from such themes. " I cannot think how men can be so barbarous," she said. " Their whole pleasure seems to consist in torturing poor animals or killing them." Young Radford laughed. " What were they made for?" he asked. " To be used by man, I think; not to be tortured by him," the young lady replied. " No torture at all," said her companion on the left. " The horse takes as much pleasure in running after the hounds as I do, and if he breaks his back, or I break my neck, it's our own fault. We have nobody to thank for it but ourselves. The very chance of killing oneself gives additional pleasure; and, when one pushes a horse at a leap, the best fun of the whole is the thought whether he will be able by any possibility to clear it or not. If it were not for hunting, and one or two THE SMUGGLER. 79 other things of the sort, there would be nothing left for an English gentleman, but to go to Italy and put himself at the head of a party of banditti. That must be glorious workl" " Don't you think, Mr. Radford," asked Sir Edward Digby, " that active service in the army might offer equal excitement, and a more honourable field?" " Oh, dear no!" cried the young man. " A life of slavery compared with a life of freedom ; to be drilled arid commanded, and made a mere machine of, and sent about relieving guards and pickets, and doing everything that one is told like a school -boy ! I would not go into the army for the world. I'm sure if I did I should shoot my commanding officer within a month!" 44 Then I would advise you not," answered the young baronet, " for after the shooting there would be another step to be taken which would not be quite so pleasant." " Oh! you mean the hanging," cried young Radford, laugh- ing; " but I would take care they should never hang me; for I could shoot myself as easily as I could shoot him; and I have a great dislike to strangulation. It's one of the few sorts of death that would not please me." " Come, come, Richard!" said Sir Robert Croyland, in a ner- vous and displeased tone; "let us talk of some other subject. You will frighten the ladies from table before the cloth is off." " It is very 'odd," said young Radford, in a low voice, to Sir Edward Digby, without making any reply to the master of the house; " it is very odd, how frightened old men are at the very name of death, when at the best they can have but two or three years to live." The young officer did not reply, but turned the conversa- tion to other things; and the wine having been liberally sup- plied, operated as it usually does, at the point where its use stops short of excess, in "making glad the heart of man, 5 ' and the conclusion of the dinner was much more cheerful and placable than the commencement. The ladies retired within a few minutes after the desert was set upon the table ; and it soon became evident to Sir Edward Digby, that the process of deep drinking, so disgracefully common in England at that time, was about to commence. He was by no means incapable of bearing as potent libations as most men ; for occasionally, in those days, it was scarcely 80 THE SMUGGLER. possible to escape excess without giving mortal offence to your entertainer; but it was by no means either his habit or his inclination so to indulge, and for this evening especially he was anxious to escape. He looked, therefore, across the table to Mr. Croyland for relief; and that gentleman, clearly un- derstanding what he meant, gave him a slight nod, and finished his first glass of wine after dinner. The bottles passed round again, and Mr. Croyland took his second glass; but after that he rose without calling much attention, a proceeding which was habitual with him. When, however, Sir Edward Digby followed his example, there was a general outcry. Every one declared it was too bad, and Sir Robert said, in a somewhat mortified tone, that he feared his wine was' not so good as that to which his guest had been accustomed. " It is only too good, my dear sir," replied the young baronet, determined to cut the matter short, at once and for ever. " So good, indeed, that I have been induced to take t\vo more glasses than I usually indulge in, and I consequently feel somewhat heated and uncomfortable. I shall go and re- fresh myself by a walk through your woods." Several more efforts were made to induce him to stay, but he was resolute in his course; and Mr. Croyland also came to his aid, exclaiming, "Pooh, nonsense, Robert! let every man do as he likes. Have not I heard you, a thousand times, call your house Liberty Hall? A pretty sort of liberty, indeed, if a man must get beastly drunk because you choose to do so !" " I do not intend to do any such thing, brother," replied Sir Robert, somewhat sharply; and in the meanwhile, during this discussion, Sir Edward Digby made his escape from the room. CHAPTER VIII. ON entering the drawing-room, towards which Sir Edward Digby immediately turned his steps, he found it tenanted alone by Mrs. Barbara Croyland, who sat in the window with her back towards the door, knitting most diligently, with some- thing pinned to her knee. As it was quite beyond the good lady's conception that anybody would ever think of quitting the dining-room so early but her younger brother, no sooner THE SMUGGLER. 8 1 did she hear a step than, jumping at conclusions as she usually did, she exclaimed aloud, " Isn't he a nice young man, brother Zachary? I think it will do quite well, if that " Sir Edward Digby would have given a great deal to hear the conclusion of the sentence; but his honour was as bright as his sword, and he never took advantage of a mistake. "It is not your brother, Mrs. Croyland,'' he said; and then Mrs. Barbara starting up with a face like scarlet, tearing her gown at the same time by the tug she gave to the pin which attached her work to her knee, he added, with the most bene- volent intentions, "I think he might have been made a very nice young man, if he had been properly treated in his youth. But I should imagine he was very wild and headstrong now." Mrs. Barbara stared at him with a face full of wonder and confusion ; for her own mind was so completely impressed with the subject on which she had begun to speak, that she by no means comprehended the turn that he intended to give it, but thought that he also was talking of himself, and not of young Radford. How it would have ended no mere mortal can tell; for when once Mrs. Barbara got into a scrape, she floundered most awfully. Luckily, however, her brother was close enough behind Sir Edward Digby to hear all that passed, and he entered the room while the consternation was still fresh upon his worthy sister's countenance. After gazing at her for a moment, with a look of sour mer- riment, Mr. Croyland exclaimed, " There! hold your tongue, Bab ; you can't get your fish out of the kettle without burn- ing your fingers! Now, my young friend," he continued, taking Sir Edward Digby by the arm, and drawing him aside, "if you choose to be a great fool, and run the risk of falling in love with a pretty girl, whom my sister Barbara has deter- mined you shall marry, whether you like it or not, and who herself, dear little soul, has no intention in the world but of playing you like a fish till you are caught, and then laughing at you, you will find the two girls walking in the wood behind the house, as they do every day. But if you don't like such amusement, you can stay here with me and Bab, and be in- structed by her in the art and mystery of setting everything to wrongs with the very best intentions in the world.'' "Thank you, my dear sir," replied Sir Edward, smiling, "I think I should prefer the fresh air; and, as to the dangers 82 THE SMUGGLER. against which you warn me, I have no fears, The game of coquetry can be played by two.'' "Ay, but woe to him who loses!" said Mr. Croyland, in a more serious tone. "But go along with you; go along! You are, a rash young man ; and if you will court your fate, you must." The young baronet accordingly walked away, leaving Mrs. Barbara to recover from her confusion as she best might, and Mr. Croyland to scold her at his leisure, which Sir Edward did not in the slightest degree doubt he would do. It was a beautiful summer's afternoon in the end of August, the very last day of the month, the hour about a quarter to six, so that the sun had nearly to run a twelfth part of his course before the time of his setting. It was warm and cheerful, too, but with a freshness in the air, and a certain golden glow over the sky, which told that it was evening. Not wishing exactly to pass before the dining-room windows, Sir Edward endeavoured to find his way out into the wood behind the house by the stable and farm yards; but he soon found himself in a labyrinth from which it was difficult to extricate himself, and in the end was obliged to have recourse to a stout country lad, who was walking up towards the mansion, with a large pail of milk tugging at his hand, and bending in the opposite direction to balance the load. Right willingly, however, the youth set down the pail ; and, leaving it to the tender mercies of some pigs, who were walking about in the yard, and did not fail to inquire into the nature of its contents, he proceeded to show the way through the flower and kitchen gardens, by a small door in the wall, to a path which led out at once amongst the trees. Now, Sir Edward Digby had not the slightest idea of which way the two young ladies had gone ; and it was by no means improbable that, if he were left without pilotage in going and returning, he might lose his way in the wood, which, as I have said, was very extensive. But all true lovers are fond of losing their way; and as he had his sword by his side, he had not the slightest objection to that charac- teristic of an Amadis, having in reality a good deal of the knight- errant about him, and rather liking a little adventure, if it did not go too far. His adventures, indeed, were not destined that night to be very remarkable; for, following the THE SMUGGLER. 83 path about a couple of hundred yards, he was led directly into a good, broad, sandy road, in which he thought it would be impossible to go astray. A few clouds that passed over the sky from time to time cast their fitful and fanciful shadows upon the way; the trees waved on either hand; and, with a small border of green turf, the yellow path pursued its course through the wood, forming a fine but pleasant contrast in colour with the verdure of all the other things around. As he went on, too, the sky overhead, and the shades amongst the trees, began to assume a rosy hue as the day declined farther and farther; and the busy little squirrels, as numerous as mice, were seen running here and there up the trees and along the branches, with their bright black eyes staring at the stranger with a saucy activity very little mingled with fear. The young baronet was fond of such scenes, and fond of the somewhat grave musing which they very naturally inspire; and he therefore went on, alternately pondering and admiring, and very well contented with his walk, whether he met with his fair friends or not. Sir Edward, indeed, would not allow himself to fancy that he was by any means very anxious for Zara's company, or Miss Croyland's either; for he was not in the slightest hurry either to fall in love or to acknowledge it to himself even if he were. With regard to Edith, indeed, he felt himself in no possible danger; for had he continued to think her, as he had done at first, more beautiful than her sister, which by this time he did not, he was still guarded *in her case by feelings, which, to a man of his character, were as a triple shield of brass, or anything a great deal stronger. He walked on, however, and he walked on; not, indeed, with a very slow pace, but with none of the eager hurry of youth after beauty ; till at length, when he had proceeded for about half an hour, he saw cultivated fields and hedgerows at the end of the road he was pursuing, and soon after came to the open country, without meeting with the slightest trace of Sir Robert Croyland's daughters. On the right hand, as he issued out of the wood, there was a small but very neat and picturesque cottage, with its little kitchen-garden and its flower-garden, its wild roses, and its vine. " I have certainly missed them," said Sir Edward Digby to himself, " and I ought to make the best use of my time, for it 84 THE SMUGGLE!*. won't do to stay here too long. Perhaps they may have gone into the cottage. Girls like these often seek an object in their walk, and visit this poor person or that:" and thus thinking, he advanced to the little gate, went into the garden, and knocked with his knuckles at the door of the house. A woman's voice bade him come in; and, doing so, he found a room, small in size, but corresponding in neatness and cleanli- ness with the outside of the place. It was tenanted by three persons: a middle-aged woman, dressed as a widow, with a fine and placid countenance, who was advancing towards the door as he entered; a very lovely girl of eighteen or nineteen, who bore a strong resemblance to the widow ; and a stout, powerful, good-looking man, of about thirty, well dressed, though without any attempt at the appearance of a station above the middle class, with a clean, fine, checked shirt, having the collar cast back, and a black silk handkerchief tied lightly in what is usually, termed a sailor's knot. The two latter persons were sitting very close together, and the girl was smiling gaily at something her companion had just said. " Two lovers!" thought the young baronet; but, as that was no business of his, he went on to inquire of the good wo- man of the house if she had seen some young ladies pass that way; and having named them, he added, to escape scandal, " I am staying at the house, and am afraid, if I do not meet with them, I shall not easily find my way back." " They were here a minute ago, sir," replied the widow, " and they went round to the east. They will take the Hal- den road back, I suppose. If you make haste, you will catch them easily." " But which is the Halden road, my good lady?" asked Sir Edward Digby; and she, turning to the man who was sitting by her daughter, said, " I wish you would show the gentle- man, Mr. Harding." The man rose cheerfully enough, considering the circum- stances, and led the young baronet with a rapid step, by a footpath that wound round the edge of the wood, to another broad road about three hundred yards distant from that by which the young officer had come. Then, pointing with his hand, he said: "There they are, going as slow as a Dutch butter-tub. You can't miss them, or the road either, for it leads straight on," THE SMUGGLER. 85 Sir Edward Digby thanked him, and walked forward. A few rapid steps brought him close to the two ladies, who, though they looked upon every part of the wood as more or less their home, and consequently felt no fear, turned at the sound of a footfall so near; and the younger of the two smiled gaily when she saw who it was. "What! Sir Edward Digby!" she exclaimed. "In the name of all that is marvellous, how did you escape from the dining-room? Why, you will be accused of shirking the bottle, cowardice, milksopism, and crimes and misdemeanours enough to forfeit your commission 1" She spoke gaily; but Sir Edward Digby thought that the gaiety was not exactly sterling; for when first she turned, her face had been nearly as grave as her sister's. He answered, however, in the same tone: " I must plead guilty to all such misdemeanours ; but if they are to be rewarded by such pleasure as that of a walk with you, I fear I shall often commit them." " You must not pay us courtly compliments, Sir Edward," said Miss Croyland, " for we poor country people do not un- derstand them. I hope, however, you left the party peaceable ; for it promised to be quite the contrary at one time, and my uncle and Mr. Radford never agree." " Oh ! quite peaceable, 1 can assure you," replied Digby. " I retreated under cover of your uncle's movements. Per- haps, otherwise, I might not have got away so easily. He it was who told me where I should find you." " Indeed!" exclaimed Miss Croyland, in a tone of surprise; and then, casting down her eyes, she fell into thought. Her sister, however, carried on the conversation in her stead, saying: "Well, you are the first soldier, Sir Edward, I ever saw, who left the table before night." " They must have been soldiers who had seen little service, I should think," replied the young officer; " for a man called upon often for active exertion, soon finds the necessity of keeping any brains he has got as clear as possible, in case they should be needed. In many countries where I have been, too, we could get no wine to drink, even if we wanted it. Such was the case in Canada, and in some parts of Germany." " Have you served in Canada?" demanded Miss Croyland, suddenly, raising her eyes to his face with a look of deep interest. 86 THE SMUGGLER. "Through almost the whole of the war," replied Sir Edward Digby, quietly, without noticing, even by a glance, the change of expression which his words had produced. He then paused for a moment, as if waiting for some other question; but both Miss Croyland and her sister remained perfectly silent, and the former turned somewhat pale. As he saw that neither of his two fair companions were likely to carry the conversation a step further, the young officer proceeded, in a quiet and even light tone: " This part of the country," he continued, "is always connected in my mind with Canada; and, indeed, I was glad to accept your father's invitation at once, when he was kind enough to ask me to his house ; for, in addition to the pleasure of making his personal acquaintance, I longed to see scenes which I had often heard mentioned with all the deep affection and delight which only can be felt by a fine mind for the spot in which our brighter years are passed." The younger girl looked to her sister, but Edith Croyland was deadly pale, and said nothing; and Zara inquired in a tone to which she too evidently laboured to give the gay cha- racter of her usual demeanour, "Indeed, Sir Edward! May I ask who gave you such a flattering account of our poor country ? He must have been a very foolish and prejudiced person: at least, so I fear you must think, now you have seen it." "No, no! oh, no!'' cried Digby, earnestly, "anything but that. I had that account from a person so high-minded, so noble, so full of every generous quality of heart, and every fine quality of mind, that I was quite sure, ere I came here, I should find the people whom he mentioned, and the scenes which he described, all that he had stated, and I have not been disappointed, Miss Croyland." "But you have not named him, Sir Edward," said Zara; "you are very tantalizing. Perhaps we may know him, and be sure we shall love him for his patriotism." " He was an officer in the regiment to which I then be- longed, 5 ' answered the young baronet, "and my dearest friend. His name was Layton; a most distinguished man, who had already gained such a reputation, that, had his rank in the army admitted it, none could have been more desired to take the command of the forces when Wolfe fell on the heights of Abraham. He was too young, however, and had too little THE SMUGGLER. 87 interest to obtain that position. Miss Croyland, you seem ill. Let me give you my arm.'' Edith bowed her head quietly, and leaned upon her sister, but answered not a word; and Zara gave a glance to Sir Edward Digby which he read aright. It was a meaning, a sort of relying and imploring look, as if she would have said, " I beseech you, say no more, she cannot bear it." And the young officer abruptly turned the conversation, observing, " The day has been very hot, Miss Croyland. You have walked far and over -fatigued yourself." " It is nothing, it is nothing," answered Edith, with a deep- drawn breath; "it will be past in a moment, Sir Edward. I am frequently thus." "Too frequently," murmured Zara, gazing at her sister; and Sir Edward Digby replied, " I am sure if such be the case, you should consult some physician." Zara shook her head, with a melancholy smile, while her sister walked on, leaning upon her arm in silence, with her eyes bent towards the ground, as if in deep thought. " I fear that no physician would do her good," said the younger lady, in a low voice, "the evil is now confirmed." "Nay," replied Digby, gazing at her, "I think I know one who could cure her entirely." His look said more than his words; and Zara fixed her eyes upon his face for an instant with an inquiring glance. The expression then suddenly changed to one of bright intel- ligence, and she answered, "I will make you give me his name to-morrow, Sir Edward. Not now; not now! I shall forget it." Sir Edward Digby was not slow in taking a hint, and he consequently made no attempt to bring the conversation back to the subject which had so much affected Miss Croyland; but lest a dead silence should too plainly mark that he saw into the cause of the faintness which had come over her, he went on talking to her sister; and Zara soon resumed, at least to all appearance, her own light spirits again. But Digby had seen her under a different aspect, which was known to few besides her sister; and to say the truth, though he had thought her sparkling frankness very charming, yet the deeper and tenderer feelings which she had displayed towards Edith were still more to his taste. 88 THE SMUGGLER. " She is not the light coquette her uncle represents her, 5 ' he thought, as they walked on: " there is a true and feeling heart beneath; one whose affections, if strongly excited and then disappointed, might make her as sad and cheerless as this other poor girl." He had not much time to indulge either in such meditations or in conversation with his fair companion; for, when they were within about a mile of the house, old Mr. Croyland was seen advancing towards them with his usual brisk air and quick pace. "Well, young people, well," he said, coming forward, "I bring the soberness of age to temper the lightness of youth." "Oh! we are all very sober, uncle," replied Zara. " It is only those who stay in the house drinking wine who are otherwise." "I have not been drinking wine, saucy girl," answered Mr. Croyland; " but come, Edith, I want to speak with you; and, as the road is too narrow for four, we'll pair off, as the rascals who ruin the country in the House of Commons term it. Troop on, Miss Zara. There's a gallant cavalier who will give you his arm, doubtless, if you will ask it." " Indeed I shall do no such thing," replied the fair lady, walking on; and, while Edith and her uncle came slowly after, Sir Edward Digby and the youngest Miss Croyland proceeded on their way, remaining silent for some minutes, though each, to say the truth, was busily thinking how the conversation which had been interrupted might best be re- newed. It was Zara who spoke first, however, looking sud- denly up in her companion's face with one of her bright and sparkling smiles, and saying, " It is a strange house, is it not, Sir Edward, and we are a strange family?'' "Nay, I do not see that," replied the young officer. " With every new person whose acquaintance we make, we are like a traveller for the first time in a foreign country, and must learn the secrets of the land before we can find our way rightly." " Oh! secrets enough here," cried Zara. " Every one has a secret but myself. I have none, thank God! My good father is fall of them. Edith, you see, has hers. My uncle is loaded with one even now, and eager to disburden himself; but my aunt's are the most curious of all, for they are ever- THE SMUGGLER. 89 lasting ; and not only that, but although most profound, they are sure to be known in five minutes to the whole world. Try to conceal them how she may, they are sure to drop out before the day is over; and, whatever good schemes she may have against any one, no defence is needed, for they are sure to frustrate themselves. What are you laughing at, Sir Ed- ward? Has she begun upon you already?'' "Nay, not exactly upon me," answered Sir Edward Digby. " She certainly did let drop some words which showed me she had some scheme in her head, though whom it referred to I am at a loss to divine." "Nay, nay, now you are not frank," cried the young lady. " Tell me this moment, if you would have me hold you good knight and true ! Was it me or Edith that it was all about? Nay, do not shake your head, my good friend, for I will know, depend upon it ; and if you do not tell me, I will ask my aunt myself " " Nay, for Heaven's sake, do not!" exclaimed Sir Edward. " You must not make your aunt think that I am a tell-tale." "Oh, I know, I know!" exclaimed the fair girl, clapping her hands eagerly, " I can divine it all in a minute. She has been telling you what an excellent good girl Zara Croyland is, and what an admirable wife she would make, especially for any man moving in the highest society, and hinting, moreover, that she is fond of military men, and, in short, that Sir Edward Digby could not do better. I know it all, I know it all, as well as if I had heard it! But now, my dear sir/' she con- tinued, in a graver tone, " put all such nonsense out of your head, if you would have us such good friends as I think we may be. Leave my dear aunt's schemes to unravel and defeat themselves, or only think of them as a matter of amusement, and do not for a moment believe that Zara Croyland has either any share in them, or any design of captivating you or any other man whatsoever; for I tell you fairly, and at once, that I never intend, that nothing would induce me no, not if my own dearest happiness depended upon it, to marry, and leave poor Edith to endure all that she may be called upon to undergo. I will talk to you more about her another time; for I think that you already know something beyond what you have said to-day; but we are too near the house now, and I will only add, that I have spoken frankly to Sir Edward Digby 90 THE SMUGGLER. because I believe from all I have seen, and all I have heard, that he is incapable of misunderstanding such conduct." "You do me justice, Miss Croyland," replied the young officer, much gratified; " but you have spoken under a wrong impression in regard to your aunt. I did not interrupt you, for what you said was too pleasing, too interesting not to in- duce me to let you go on; but I can assure you that what I said was perfectly true, and that though some words which your aunt dropped accidentally, showed me that she had some scheme on foot, she said nothing to indicate what it was.'' " Well, never mind it," answered the young lady. " We now understand each other, I trust, and, after this, I do not think you will easily mistake me, though, if what I suppose is true, I may have to do a great many extraordinary things with you, Sir Edward; seek your society when you may not be very willing to grant it, consult you, rely upon you, confide in you in a way that few women would do, except with a brother or an acknowledged lover, which I beg you to under- stand, you are on no account to be ; and I, on my part, will promise that I will not misunderstand you either, nor take anything you do at my request for one very dear to me," (and she gave a glance over her shoulder towards her sister who was some way behind,) " as anything but a sign of your hav- ing a kind and generous heart. So now that's all settled." " There is one thing, Miss Croyland," replied Digby, gravely, " that you will find very difficult to do, though you say you will try it : namely to seek my society when I am un- willing to give it." "Nay, nay I will have no such speeches, 5 ' cried Zara Croy- land, " or I have done with you! I never could put any trust in a man who said civil things to me." "What, not if he sincerely thought them?" demanded her companion. " Then I would rather he continued to think them without speaking them," answered the young lady. " If you did but know, Sir Edward, how sickened and disgusted a poor girl in the country soon gets with flattery that means nothing, from men who insult her understanding by thinking that she can be pleased with such trash, you would excuse me for being rude and uncivilized enough to wish never to hear a smooth word from any man whom I am inclined to respect. THE SMUGGLER. 91 "Very well," answered the young baronet, laughing, "to please you I will be as brutal as possible, and if you like it, scold you as sharply as your uncle, if you say or do anything that I disapprove of." " Do, do I" cried Zara; " I love him and esteem him, though he does not understand me in the least; and I would rather a great deal have his conversation, sharp and snappish as it seems to be, than all the honey or milk and water of any of the smart young men in the neighbourhood. But here we are at the house; and only one word more as a warning, and one word as a question; first, do not let any of my good aunt's schemes embarrass you in anything you have to do or say. Walk straight through them as if they did not exist. Take your own course, without, in the least degree, attending to what she says for or against." "And what is the question?" demanded Sir Edward, as they were now mounting the steps to the terrace. " Simply this," replied the fair lady, are you not acquainted with more of Edith's history than the people here are aware of?" "I am," answered Digby; "and to see more of her, to speak with her for a few minutes in private, if possible, was the great object of my coming hither." "Thanks, thanks 1" said Zara, giving him a bright and grateful smile. " Be guided by me, and you shall have the opportunity. But I must speak with you first myself, that you may know all. I suppose you are an early riser?" " Oh, yes!" replied Sir Edward; but he added no more; for at that moment they were overtaken by Edith and Mr. Croy- land, and the whole party entered the house together. CHAPTER IX. THERE is a strange similarity ; I had nearly called it an affinity, between the climate of any country and the general character of its population ; and there is a still stronger and more com- monly remarked resemblance between the changes of the weather and the usual course of human life. From the atmos- phere around us, and from the alterations which affect it, poets and moralists both, have borrowed a large store of 92 THE SMUGGLER. figures; and the words, clouds, and sunshine, light breezes, and terrible storms, are terms as often used to express the variations in man's condition, as to convey the ideas to which they were originally applied. But it is the affinity between the climate and the people of which I wish to speak. The sunny lightness of the air of France, the burning heat of Italy and Spain, the cold dullness of the skies of Holland, contrast as strongly with the climate in which we live, as the characters of the several nations amongst themselves; and the fiercer tempests of the south, the more foggy and heavy atmosphere of the north, may well be taken as some compensation for the continual mutability of the weather in our own most change- able air. The differences are not so great here as in other lands. We escape, in general, the tornado and the hurricane, we know little of the burning heat of summer, or the intense cold of winter, as they are experienced in other parts of the world ; but at all events, the changes are much more frequent ; and we seldom have either a long lapse of sunny days, or a long continued season of frost, without interruption. So it is, too, with the people. Moveable and fluctuating as they always are, seeking novelty, disgusted even with all that is good as soon as they discover that it is old, our laws, our institutions, our very manners are continually undergoing some change, though rarely, very rarely indeed, is it brought about violently and without due preparation. Sometimes it will occur, indeed, both morally and physically, that a great and sudden alteration takes place, and a rash and vehement proceeding will disturb the whole country, and seem to shake the very foundations of society. In the atmosphere, too, clouds and storms will gather in a few hours, and darken the whole heaven. The latter was the case during the first night of Sir Edward Digby's stay at Harbourne House. The evening preceding, as well as the day, had been warm and sunshiny; but about nine o'clock the wind suddenly chopped round to the south- ward, and when Sir Edward woke on the following morning, as he usually did, about six, he found a strong breeze blowing and rattling the casements of the room, and the whole atmos- phere loaded with a heavy sea-mist filled with saline particles, borne over Romney Marsh to the higher country, in which the house was placed. " A pleasant day for partridge-shooting," he thought, as he THE SMUGGLER. 93 rose from his bed ; " what variations there are in this climate 1" But, nevertheless, he opened the window and looked out, when, somewhat to his surprise, he saw fifteen or sixteen horses moving along the road, heavily laden, with a number of men on horseback following, and eight or ten on foot driving the weary beasts along. They were going leisurely enough; there was no affectation of haste or concealment; but yet all that the young officer had heard of the county and of the habits of its denizens, led him naturally to suppose that he had a gang of smugglers before him, escorting from the coast some contraband goods lately landed. He had soon a more unpleasant proof of the lawless state of that part of England ; for as he continued to lean out of the window, saying to himself, " Well, it is no business of mine," he saw two or three of the men pause; and a moment after, a voice shouted, " Take that, old Ooyland, for sending me to jail last April." The wind bore the sounds to his ear, and made the words distinct; and scarcely had they been spoken, when a flash broke through the misty air, followed by a loud report, and a ball whizzed through the window, just above his head, break- ing one of the panes of glass, and lodging in the cornice at the other side of the room. "Very pleasant!' 7 said Sir Edward Digby to himself; but he was a somewhat rash young man, and he did not move an inch, thinking, " the vagabonds shall not have to say they frightened me." They showed no inclination to repeat the shot, however, but rode on at a somewhat accelerated pace ; and as soon as they were out of sight, Digby withdrew from the window and began to dress himself. He had not given his servant, the night before, any orders to call him at a particular hour; but he knew that the man would not be later than half-past six ; and before he appeared, the young officer was nearly dressed. " Here, Somers," said his master, " put my gun together, and have everything ready if I should like to go out to shoot. After that, I've a commission for you ; something quite in your own way, which I know you will execute capitally." " Quite ready, sir," said the man, putting up his hand to his head. " Always ready to obey orders." " We want intelligence of the enemy, Somers," continued 94 THE SMUGGLER. his master. " Get me every information you can obtain re- garding young Mr. Radford, where he goes, what he does, and all about him." " Past, present, or to come, sir?" demanded the man. " All three," answered his master. " Everything you can learn about him, in short; birth, parentage, and education.' 1 "I shall soon have to add his last dying speech and confession, I think, sir,'' said the man; " but you shall have it all before night; from the loose gossip of the post-office down to the full, true, and particular account of his father's own butler. But bless my soul, there's a hole through the window, sir!'' "Nothing but a musket-ball, Somers,'' answered his master, carelessly. "You've seen such a thing before, I fancy?" " Yes, sir, but not often in a gentleman's bed- room," re- plied the man. " Who could send it in here, I wonder?" " Some smugglers, I suppose they were," replied Sir Edward, " who took me for Sir Robert Croyland, as I was leaning out of the window, and gave me a ball as they passed. I never saw a worse shot in my life ; for I was put up like a target, and it went a foot and a half above my head. Give me those boots, Somers;" and having drawn them on, Sir Edward Digby descended to the drawing-room, while his ser- vant commented upon his coolness by saying: "Well, he's a devilish fine young fellow that master of mine, and ought to make a capital general some of these days!" In the drawing-room, Sir Edward Digby found nobody but a pretty country girl in a mob-cap sweeping out the dust ; and leaving her to perform her functions undisturbed by his pre- sence, he sauntered through a door which he had seen open the night before, exposing part of the interior of a library. That room was quite vacant, and as the young officer con- cluded that between it and the drawing-room must lie the scene of his morning's operations, he entertained himself with taking down different books, looking into them for a moment or two, reading a page here and a page there, and then put- ting them up again. He was in no mood, to say the truth, either for serious *study or light reading. Gay would not have amused him: Locke would have driven him mad. He knew not well how it was, but his heart beat when he heard a step in the neighbouring room. It was nothing but the housemaid, as he was soon convinced, by her letting the THE SMUGGLER* 95 dust-pan drop and making a terrible clatter. He asked himself what his heart could be about, to go on in such a way, simply because he was waiting, in the not very vague expectation of seeing a young lady, with whom he had to talk of some busi- ness, in which neither of them were personally concerned. "It must be the uncertainty of whether she will come or not," he thought; "or else the secrecy of the thing;" and yet he had often before had to wait with still more secrecy and still more uncertainty, on very dangerous and important occasions, without feeling any such agitation of his usually calm nerves. She was a very pretty girl it was true, with all the fresh graces of youth about her, light and sunshine in her eyes, health and happiness on her cheeks and lips, and " La grace encore plus belle quo la beaute" in every movement. But then, they perfectly understood each other; there was no harm, there was no risk, there was no reason why they should not meet. Did they perfectly understand each other? Did they per- fectly understand themselves? It is a very difficult question to answer: but one thing is very certain, that, of all things upon this earth, the must gullible is the human heart; and when it thinks it understands itself best, it is almost always sure to prove a greater fool than ever. Sir Edward Digby did not altogether like his own thoughts ; and therefore, after waiting for a quarter of an hour, he walked out into one of the little passages which we have already mentioned, running from the central corridor towards a door or window in the front, between the library and what was called the music-room. He had not been there a minute when a step, very different from that of the housemaid, was heard in the neighbouring room; and, as the officer was turn- ing thither, he met the younger Miss Croyland coming out, with a bonnet, or hat, as it was then called, hanging on her arm by the ribbons. She held out her hand frankly towards him, saying, in a low tone, "You must think this all very strange, Sir Edward, and perhaps very improper. I have been taxing myself about it all night; but yet I was resolved I would not lose the op- portunity, trusting to your generosity to justify me, when you hear all." 96 THE SMUGGLER. " It requires no generosity, my dear Miss Croyland," re- plied the young baronet. "I am already aware of so much, and see the kind and deep interest you take in your sister so clearly, that I fully understand and appreciate your motives." "Thank you, thank you!" replied Zara, warmly; "that sets my mind at rest. But come out upon the terrace. There, seen by all the world, I shall not feel as if I were plot- ting;" and she unlocked the glass door at the end of the passage. Sir Edward Digby followed close upon her steps ; and when once fairly on the esplanade before the house, and far enough from open doors Imd windows not to be overheard, they commenced their walk backwards and forwards. It was quite natural that both should be silent for a few moments; for where there is much to say, and little time to say it in, people are apt to waste the precious present, or at least a part, in considering how it may best be said. At length the lady raised her eyes to her companion's face, with a smile more melancholy and embarrassed than usually found place upon her sweet lips, asking, "How shall I begin, Sir Edward? Have you nothing to tell me?" "I have merely to ask questions," replied Digby; "yet, perhaps that may be the best commencement. I am aware, my dear Miss Croyland, that your sister has loved, and has been as deeply beloved as woman ever was by man. I know the whole tale ; but what I seek now to learn is this : does she or does she not retain the affection of her early youth? Do former days and former feelings dwell in her heart as still existing things; or are they but as sad memories of a passion passed away, darkening instead of lighting the present; or perhaps as a tie which she would fain shake off, and which keeps her from a brighter fate hereafter?" He spoke solemnly, earnestly, with his whole manner changed; and Zara gazed in his face eagerly and inquiringly as he went on, her face glowing, but her look becoming less sad, till it beamed with a warm and relieved smile at the close. " I was right, and she was wrong," she said, at length, as if speaking to herself. "But to answer your question, Sir Edward Digby," she continued, gravely. " You little know woman's heart, or you would not put it; I mean the heart of a true and unspoiled woman, a woman worthy of the name. When she loves, she loves for ever ; and it is only when death THE SMUGGLER* 97 Or linworthiness takes from her him she loves, that love be- comes a memory. You cannot yet judge of Edith, arid there- fore I forgive you for asking such a thing; but she is all that is noble, and good, and bright; and Heaven pardon me! if I almost doubt she was meant for happiness below, she seems so fitted for a higher state." The tears rose in her eyes as she spoke ; but Sir Edward feared interruption, and went on, asking somewhat abruptly, perhaps, "What made you say, just now, that you were right and she was wrong?" " Because she thought that he was dead, and that you came to announce it to her," Zara replied. "You spoke of him in the past ; you always said, ' he was ;' you said not a word of the present." "Because I knew not what were her present feelings,' 5 an- swered Digby. " She has never written; she has never an- swered one letter. All his have been returned in cold silence to his agents, addressed in her own hand. And then her father wrote to " "Stay, stayl" cried Zara, putting her hand to her head; " addressed in her own hand? It must have been a forgery! Yet, no; perhaps not. She wrote to him twice; once just after he went, and once in answer to a message. The last letter I gave to the gardener myself, and bade him post it. That, too, was addressed to his agent's house. Can they have stopped the letters and used the covers?" "It is probable," answered Digby, thoughtfully. "Did she receive none from him?" "None, none," replied Zara, decidedly. "All that she has ever heard of him was conveyed in that one message ; but she doubted not, Sir Edward. She knew him, it seems, better than he knew her." "Neither did he doubt her," rejoined her companion, " till circumstance after circumstance occurred to shake his confi- dence. Her own father wrote to him now three years ago to say that she was engaged, by her own consent, to this young Radford, and to beg that he would trouble her peace no more by fruitless letters." " Oh, heaven!" cried Zara, " did my father say that?" " He did," replied Sir Edward, " and more; everything that poor Layton has heard since his return has confirmed the tale. 98 THE SMUGGLER. He inquired too curiously for his own peace first, whether she was yet married, next, whether she was really engaged ; and every one gave but one account." "How busy they have been!" said Zara, thoughtfully. " Whoever said it, it is false, Sir Edward; and he should not have doubted her more than she doubted him." " She, you admit, had one message," answered Digby ; "he had none ; and yet he had a lingering hope ; trust would not altogether be crushed out. Can you tell me the tenor of the letters which she sent?" "Nay, I did not read them," replied his fair companion; "but she told me that it was the same story still: that she could not violate her duty to her parent ; but that she should ever consider herself pledged and plighted to him beyond recall, by what had passed between them." "Then there is light at last," said Digby, with a smile; " but what is this story of young Eadford? Is he, or is he not, her lover? He seemed to pay her little attention; more, in- deed, to yourself." The gay girl laughed. " I will tell you all about it," she answered. " Richard Radford is not her lover, He cares as little about her as about the Queen of England, or anybody he has never seen ; and, as you say, he would perhaps pay me the compliment of selecting me rather than Edith, if there was not a very cogent objection: Edith has forty thousand pounds set- tled upon herself by my mother's brother, who was her god- father; I have nothing, or next to nothing some three or four thousand pounds, I believe; but I really don't know. However, this fortune of my poor sister's is old Radford's ob- ject; and he and my father have settled it between them, that the son of the one should marry the daughter of the other. What possesses my father, I cannot divine; for he must con- demn old Radford, and despise the young one; but certain it is that he has pressed Edith, nearly to cruelty, to give her hand to a man she scorns and hates, and presses her still. It would be worse than it is, I fear, were it not for young Rad- ford himself, who is not half so eager as his father, and does not wish to hurry matters on. I may have some small share in the business," she continued, laughing again, but colouring at the same time; " for, to tell the truth, Sir Edward, having nothing else to do, and wishing to relieve poor Edith as much THE SMUGGLER. 99 as possible, I have perhaps foolishly, perhaps even wrongly, drawn this wretched young man away from her whenever I had an opportunity. I do not think it was coquetry, as my uncle calls it; nay, I am sure it was not, for I abhor him as much as any one; but I thought that as there was no chance of my ever being driven to marry him, I could bear the inflic- tion of his conversation better than my poor sister." " The motive was a kind one, at all events," replied Sir Edward Digby; " but then I may firmly believe that there is no chance whatever of Miss Croyland giving her hand to .Richard Radford?" "None, none whatever,'' answered his fair companion. But at that point of their conversation one of the windows above was thrown up, and the voice of Mrs. Barbara was heard exclaiming: " Zara, my love, put on your hat; you will catch cold if you walk in that way with your hat on your arm, in such a cold, misty morning 1" Miss Croyland looked up, nodding to her aunt; and doing as she was told, like a very good girl as she was. But the next instant she said, in a low tone, " Good Heaven! there is his face at the window I My unlucky aunt has roused him by calling to me; and we shall not be long without him." " Who do you mean?" asked the young officer, turning his eyes towards the house, and seeing no one. " Young Radford," answered Zara. " Did you not know that they had to carry him to bed last night, unable to stand ? So my maid told me; and I saw his face just now at the win- dow, next to my aunt's. We shall have little time, Sir Edward, for he is as intrusive as he is disagreeable ; so tell me at once what I am to think regarding poor Harry Layton. Does he still love Edith? Is he in a situation to enable him to seek her, without affording great, and what they would consider reasonable causes of objection?" " He loves her as deeply and devotedly as ever," replied Sir Edward Digby; " and all I have to tell him will but, if possible, increase that love. Then as to his situation, he is now a superior officer in the army, highly distinguished, com- manding one of our best regiments, and sharing largely in the late great distribution of prize-money. There is no position that can be filled by a military man to which he has not a right to aspire; and, moreover, he has already received, 1 00 THE SMUGGLED. from the gratitude of his king and his country, the high honour " But he was not allowed to finish his sentence; for Mrs. Barbara Croyland, who was most unfortunately matutinal in her habits, now came out with a shawl for her fair niece, and was uncomfortably civil to Sir Edward Digby; inquiring how he had slept, whether he had been warm enough, whether he liked two pillows or one, and a great many other questions, which lasted till young Eadford made his appearance at the door, and then, with a pale face and sullen brow, came out and joined the party on the terrace. "Well," said Mrs. Barbara; now that she had done as much mischief as possible, " I'll just go in and make breakfast, as Edith must set out early, and Mr. Radford wants to get home to shoot." "Edith set off early?" exclaimed Zara; " why, where is she going, my dear aunt?" "Oh! I have just been settling it all with your papa, my love," replied Mrs. Barbara. " I thought she was looking ill yesterday, and so I talked to your uncle last night. He said he would be very glad to have her with him for a few days ; but as he expects a Captain Osborn before the end of the week, she must come at once; and Sir Robert says she can have the carriage after breakfast, but it must be back by one." Zara cast down her eyes, and the whole party, as if by common consent, took their way back to the house. As they passed in, however, and proceeded towards the dining-room, where the table was laid for breakfast, Zara found a moment to say to Sir Edward Digby, in a low tone, " Was ever any- thing so unfortunate! I will try to stop it if I can." " Not so unfortunate as it seems," whispered the young baronet, " let it take its course. I will explain hereafter." " Whispering! whispering!" said young Radford, in a rude tone, and with a sneer curling his lip. Zara's cheek grew crimson; but Digby turned upon him sharply, demanding, "What is that to you, sir? Pray make no observations upon my conduct, for depend upon it I shall not tolerate any insolence." At that moment, however, Sir Robert Croyland appeared ; and whatever might have been Richard Radford's intended reply, it was suspended upon his lips. THE SMUGGLER. 101 CHAPTER X. BEFORE I proceed farther with the events of that morning, I must return for a time to the evening which preceded it. It was a dark and somewhat dreary night, when Mr. Radford, leaving his son stupidly drunk at Sir Robert Croyland's, pro- ceeded to the hall door to mount his horse; and as he pulled his large riding-boots over his shoes and stockings, and looked out, he regretted that he had not ordered his carriage. " Who would have thought," he said, " that such a fine day would have ended in such a dull evening?'' " It often happens, my dear Radford," replied Sir Robert Croyland, who stood beside him, " that everything looks fair and prosperous for a time; then suddenly the wind shifts, and a gloomy night succeeds." Mr. Radford was not well pleased with the homily. It touched upon that which was a sore subject with him at that moment; for, to say the truth, he was labouring under no light apprehensions regarding the result of certain speculations of his. He had lately lost a large sum in one of these wild adventures; far more than was agreeable to a man of his money-getting turn of mind; and though he was sanguine enough, from long success, to embark, like a determined gam- bler, a still larger amount in the same course, yet the first shadow of reverse which had fallen upon him, brought home and applied to his own situation the very commonplace words of Sir Robert Croyland ; and he began to fancy that the bright day of his prosperty might be indeed over, and a dark and gloomy night about to succeed. As we have said, therefore, he did not at all like the baro- net's homily; and as often happens with men of his disposi- tion, he felt displeased with the person whose words alarmed him. Murmuring something, therefore, about its being "a devilish ordinary circumstance indeed," he strode to the door, scarcely wishing the baronet good night, and mounted a powerful horse, which was held ready for him. He then rode forward, followed by two servants on horseback, pro- ceeding slowly at first, but getting into a quicker pace when 102 THE SMUGGLER. he came upon the parish road, and trotting on hard along the edge of Harbourne Wood. He had drunk as much wine as his son; but his hard and well-seasoned head was quite insensi- ble to the effects of strong beverages, and he went on revolv- ing all probable contingencies, somewhat sullen and out of humour with all that had passed during the afternoon, and taking a very unpromising view of everybody and everything. " IVe a notion," he thought, "that old scoundrel Croyland is playing fast and loose about his daughter's marriage with my son. He shall repent it if he do ; and if Dick does not make the girl pay for all her airs and coldness when he's got her, he's no son of mine. He seems as great a fool as she is, though, and makes love to her sister without a penny, never saying a word to a girl who has forty thousand pounds. The thing shall soon be settled one way or another, however. I'll have a conference with Sir Robert on Friday, and bring him to book. I'll not be trifled with any longer. Here we have been kept more than four years waiting till the girl chooses to make up her mind, and I'll not stop any longer. It shall be yes or no, at once.'' He was still busy with such thoughts when he reached the angle of Harbourne Wood, and a loud voice exclaimed, "Hi! Mr. Radford!" "Who the devil are you?" exclaimed that worthy gentle- man, pulling in his horse, and at the same time putting his hand upon one of the holsters, which every one at that time carried at his saddle-bow. "Harding, sir,'' answered the voice; "Jack Harding, and I want to speak a word with you." At the same time the man walked forward; and Mr. Rad- ford immediately dismounting, gave his horse to the servants, and told them to lead him quietly on till they came to Tiifen- den. Then pausing till the sound of the hoofs become some- what faint, he asked, with a certain degree of alarm, "Well, Harding, what's the matter? What has brought you up in such a hurry to-night?" "No great hurry, sir," answered the smuggler; "I came up about four o'clock; and finding that you were dining at Sir Robert's, I thought I would look out for you as you went home, having something to tell you. I got an inkling last night, that, some how or another, the people down at Hythe THE SMUGGLER. 103 have some suspicion that you are going to try something, and I doubt that boy very much." " Indeed! indeed I'' exclaimed Mr. Radford, evidently under great apprehension. "What have they found out, Harding?" "Why, not much, I believe," replied the smuggler; "but merely that there's something in the wind, and that you have a hand in it.'' "That's bad enough; that's bad enough," repeated Mr. Radford. "We must put it off, Harding. We must delay it, till this has blown by. 5 ' "No, I think not, sir," answered the smuggler. "It seems to me, on the contrary, that we ought to hurry it; and I'll tell you why. You see, the wind changed about five, and if I'm not very much mistaken, we shall have a cloudy sky and dirty weather for the next week at least. That's one thing: but then another is this, the Ramleys are going to make a run this very night. Now, I know that the whole aifair is blown ; and though they may get the goods ashore they won't carry them far. I told them so, just to be friendly; but they wouldn't listen, and you know their rash way. Bill Ramley answered, they would run the goods in broad daylight, if they liked ; that there was not an officer in all Kent who would dare to stop them. Now, I know that they will be caught to-mor- row morning, somewhere up about your place. I rather think, too, your son has a hand in the venture; and if I were you I would do nothing to make people believe that it wasn't my own affair altogether. Let them think what they please; and then they are not so likely to be on the look- out." " I see; I see," cried Mr. Radford. " If they catch these fellows, and think that this is my venture, they will never sus- pect another. " It's a good scheme. We had better set about it to-morrow night/' " I don't know," answered Harding. " That cannot well be done, I should think. First, you must get orders over to the vessel to stand out to sea; then you must get all your people together, and one half of them are busy upon this other scheme: the Ramleys and young Chittenden, and him they call the major, and all their parties. You must see what comes of that first ; for one half of them may be locked up be- fore to-morrow night." THE SMUGGLER. * ' That's unfortunate, indeed 1" said Mr. Radford, thoughtfully. " One must take a little ill luck with plenty of good luck," observed Harding; "and it's fortunate enough for you that these wild fellows will carry through this mad scheme, when tfa