A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 AND HIS PROBLEM
 
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 A CRITICISM OF 
 
 EINSTEIN AND 
 HIS PROBLEM 
 
 BY 
 
 W. H. V. READE, M.A. 
 
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 By the same Author: 
 
 THE MORAL SYSTEM OF DANTE'S INFERNO (1909) 
 AN ESSAY ON THE POLITICAL THEORY OF DANTE (1916) 
 THE REVOLT OF LABOUR AGAINST CIVILIZATION 
 
 (Blackwell, 1919)
 
 CONTENTS 
 
 CHAPTER PAGE 
 
 I. The Case of the Swimmer and the Stream i 
 
 II. '1 he Case of the Passenger and the Train 16 
 
 III. The Addition of Velocities . . . . 27 
 
 IV. Light and the First Principle of Motion 40 
 V. The Unique Position of Light . . . . 65 
 
 VI. Euclid, Velocity and Direction . . . . 83 
 
 VII. Non-uniform Motion and Gravitation .. 109
 
 In re naturaliter obscura, qui in exponendo 
 plura quam necesse est superfundit, addit 
 tenebras, non adimit densitatem. 
 
 MACROBIUS.
 
 CHAPTER I 
 
 THE CASE OF THE SWIMMER AND THE STREAM 
 
 A COMMON infirmity of mathematicians is 
 failure to express themselves in a manner 
 intelligible to the vulgar. Many books devoted 
 to this new problem of ' relativity ' have been 
 composed with the sincere intention of avoiding 
 technicalities ; but always, after some three or 
 four chapters, the author wanders away to the 
 familiar mysteries, leaving his profane com- 
 panions to wait outside the temple. When a 
 mathematician declares that he is going to 
 write for the general public, he means, 
 apparently, that his pages will not wholly be 
 covered with equations, and that good, sound, 
 dictionary words will be freely employed. He 
 forgets how deeply his own mind is saturated 
 with assumptions to which the layman has no 
 kind of clue. This little foible, to be sure, is 
 not peculiar to mathematicians. Most of us 
 who chance to have mastered a technical lan- 
 guage are slow to unlearn it again for the 
 benefit of others. We chafe at their innocent 
 questions, and too hastily acquit them of brains. 
 It is only that mathematics, more than any
 
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 other science, is forced by its nature to dwell 
 among distant abstractions, to which the pas- 
 sage is too narrow and arduous to be traversed 
 without an affable guide. The object of these 
 few pages is to review the elements of 
 Einstein's problem without pretence of mathe- 
 matical intricacy, for which, indeed, the author 
 can boast no qualifications. Even less will the 
 reader find here a book of metaphysics, or an 
 attempt to catalogue the many senses of 
 ' relativity ' which careful analysis might dis- 
 close. The most definite presupposition of the 
 argument is a belief that difficulties, like the 
 entities of Ockham, should not be multiplied 
 beyond what is necessary. Without an elabor- 
 ate use of symbols the manifold development 
 of mathematical principles would doubtless be 
 impossible ; but, if the principles themselves 
 be not amenable to simple expression, we may 
 fairly be excused for doubting their truth. 
 
 My own interest in the subject was excited 
 chiefly by accounts of the Michelson-Morley 
 experiment, or rather, by the analogy, so often 
 quoted in that context, between the experience 
 of a swimmer in any running stream and the 
 behaviour of light in the problematical ' ether.' 
 On the supposition that it takes a swimmer, 
 capable of a certain velocity in still water, a 
 longer time to swim a measured distance, half
 
 THE SWIMMER AND THE STREAM 3 
 
 up and half down stream, than to swim the 
 same distance at right angles to the current, 
 some important conclusions were based on the 
 failure to detect by the famous experiment any 
 difference in velocity between two rays of light, 
 so directed as to travel an identical distance 
 upon two different axes, at right angles to one 
 another. Postponing for the present all refer- 
 ence to the special question of light and the 
 et'Ker, I wish first to investigate a little more 
 closely the variable fortunes of the swimmer in 
 the stream. The figures justifying the 
 ordinary doctrine may easily be found (as, for 
 example, in the first chapter of Professor 
 Eddington's Time, Space and Gravitation), 
 nor do I propose to question their accuracy. 
 The result, nevertheless, is a little perplexing, 
 and one can imagine an amateurish critic, with 
 a certain instinctive taste for probability, 
 hankering after a very different conclusion. 
 Given that a swimmer has a normal velocity in 
 still water, it seems clear enough that some- 
 thing must be subtracted from his ordinary 
 speed when he has to struggle against a cur- 
 rent, and something added when he travels 
 with its aid. But does it not also seem obvious 
 that the stream must repay on the downward 
 course exactly as much as it borrowed on the 
 upward? If x be the normal velocity, and
 
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 x y the effect of retardation, must not x + y 
 be the figure of the greater velocity achieved 
 in the downward journey? But if so, the 
 average velocity for the whole performance 
 will be x, which, by hypothesis, is the man's 
 normal rate in still water. On the other hand, 
 when he swims across the stream, there must 
 always be some retardation, no matter how 
 slight it may be. Hence at no time in crossing 
 the river can he attain to the velocity x. His 
 progress, therefore, on the up and down 
 journey should always be better than on the 
 other. 
 
 Now this reasoning is admirable except for 
 one omission. It is important to note a change 
 in the manner of reckoning, as compared with 
 the usual way of presenting the facts. The 
 difference is that, in one case, the trial of speeds 
 is relative to a fixed distance in space, in the 
 other, to a fixed period of time. If a man 
 with a velocity in still water of one mile an 
 hour is commanded to swim for thirty minutes 
 against a stream that halves his velocity, he 
 will accomplish just a quarter of a mile in the 
 time. If he then turns about and swims for 
 the next thirty minutes with the current to help 
 him, his distance will be neither one quarter of 
 a mile, nor two, but three. His total, there- 
 fore, will be exactly one mile in the hour, which
 
 THE SWIMMER AND THE STREAM 5 
 
 represents his normal velocity. On the other 
 hand, when he swims across the stream in either 
 direction, he will continuously be subject to 
 some retardation (no matter what the precise 
 figure may be), with the result that he never can 
 attain to that same normal velocity, and so must 
 cover less distance in an hour. This argument 
 is quite unassailable; and, though it may, in 
 some sense, be compatible with the other, it 
 does somehow leave a different impression on 
 the mind, and is provocative of further reflec- 
 tion. The same point may conveniently be 
 illustrated from the case of a pedestrian. A 
 man may decide one day to walk to a place 
 four miles away on the top of a hill, and thence 
 to return by the same route. During the out- 
 ward and uphill journey he walks at only two 
 miles an hour, and so arrives there in just two 
 hours. Returning downhill he raises his pace 
 to four miles an hour, and thus needs but one 
 hour to get home. Now here, though he has 
 travelled one half of the total distance at two 
 miles an hour, the other half at four, his 
 average speed has not been three miles to the 
 hour. For he has taken three hours altogether, 
 and the distance was only eight miles. Another 
 day, perhaps, he decides not to walk to any 
 fixed destination, but merely to take his exer- 
 cise for two hours. In the first hour the hill is
 
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 mostly against him, and he travels no more 
 than two miles. For the rest of his way, how- 
 ever, he has the ground in his favour, and in 
 the same time covers double the distance. Two 
 miles in the first hour, and four in the second, 
 gives him exactly an average of three, which, 
 perhaps, he is wont to regard as his normal 
 velocity when walking on level ground. What 
 answer, then, will he give to the question, 
 whether it is easier to accomplish a journey 
 bisected into uphill and downhill halves, or the 
 same journey spread out on the flat? While 
 he is standing perplexed for a moment, a smart 
 young relativist may drop in and offer to help. 
 ' The truth is,' he will say, ' that, on the former 
 occasion, the first four miles of your walk con- 
 tained 30 minutes apiece, the second four only 
 15; whereas, in the later exhibition of your 
 velocity, the first hour consisted of only two 
 miles, the second of four.' Admiring this in- 
 genious ' transformation,' our pedestrian friend 
 may still catch himself wondering how many 
 minutes there usually are in a mile, and how 
 many yards in an hour. But let us leave him 
 and return to the stream. 
 
 When the swimmer's course is measured in 
 spatial distance, his time for the two successive 
 trials appears to vary; but when the course is 
 a fixed period of time, and he is again asked
 
 THE SWIMMER AND THE STREAM / 
 
 to compare the journey across the stream with 
 the journey upstream and down, the variation 
 appears in space-distance. We note, however, 
 that he covers a greater distance (i.e. preserves 
 a higher average velocity) when he divides the 
 time equally between upstream and down than 
 when he travels all the while across the current. 
 How is this fact to be reconciled with the result 
 of the space-course, where the cross-journey 
 appears to take less time than the other ? But 
 first let us try a third experiment. Having laid 
 the course, first in space, then in time, let us 
 try the effect of laying it in velocity. Here, 
 perhaps, we may find ourselves puzzled. Com- 
 parison of velocities has, hitherto, been the 
 whole object of the swimming performance. 
 How then, if the velocity is to be invariable, 
 can the problem be said to exist? In itself, 
 however, there is nothing improbable in the 
 thought of a human swimmer who can preserve 
 the same velocity at various angles to the force 
 of the stream. Usually, it is true, a man will 
 diminish his normal speed, as measured in a 
 tank or pond, when he has to swim in the teeth 
 of a current. But when called upon to swim 
 a race of, say, 100 yards against a moderate 
 stream, he may well succeed, by dint of special 
 effort, in maintaining his pond-velocity over the 
 course. So too, when the race is finished, and
 
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 he turns to drift back to the starting-point, he 
 will leave the stream to do most of the work 
 for him, and thus once more may travel with 
 his average speed. Human beings, however, 
 are incalculable creatures, and psychological 
 causes had best be excluded from physics. 
 Suppose, then, you were to hear of a 
 mechanical swimmer, which travelled up, 
 down, or across any current with unaltered 
 velocity. At first you would refuse to believe 
 it, but the testimony of impeccable witnesses 
 might induce you to look into the matter. Hav- 
 ing failed to convict the automaton of trickery, 
 or to detect any error in the measurements of 
 velocity, you would cast about next for some 
 rational explanation. The hypothesis of a new 
 and mysterious ' force ' might tempt you, but 
 we at least, with a view to the character of our 
 whole enquiry, must firmly expel that god from 
 the machine. There is no room for ' force ' 
 in the argument, if this third trial is to be 
 comparable with the other two. What possible 
 explanation, then, could be offered of a 
 velocity unaffected by change of direction in a 
 stream running 5 or 10 miles an hour? Two, 
 and only two (we may think at first) could 
 account for the phenomenon, and both of them 
 sound absurd. 
 
 In the first place, you might lose your temper
 
 THE SWIMMER AND THE STREAM 9 
 
 and protest that the thing did not move at all. 
 But if this seemed too flatly opposed to the 
 evidence, the only remaining alternative would 
 be to infer that time and space themselves must 
 shrink and expand. Remote from each other 
 as these two suggestions must seem, we shall 
 find occasion, as the argument proceeds, to 
 examine them both. We shall have to en- 
 quire whether so queer a dilemma can actually 
 be forced on us, and even whether it is neces- 
 sary to destroy it by accepting both horns at 
 once. At this stage, however, it is only the 
 second of the two explanations that calls for 
 attention. We have noticed already, when 
 reflecting on the swimmer and the walker, the 
 alternate variation of time and of space. When 
 the swimmer's distance was the same in the two 
 courses, his times were different; when the 
 period of time was fixed, his distances were 
 unequal ; and in either case, of course, his 
 velocity was affected. But since the compound 
 of time and space is velocity, is there not a 
 third possibility, that, when his velocity is con- 
 stant, the actual times and actual distances 
 must be the variable factors? Are the mile 
 and the hour quite the stolid old conservatives 
 we have always supposed them to be? Ob- 
 serve, too, that it would be useless to endow 
 only one of them with elastic dimensions; for
 
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 then the velocity might not always be constant. 
 The variation must be possible in either. But 
 where can we find a swimmer with constant 
 velocity in all circumstances? We shall not 
 have far to go. 
 
 The conventional doctrine, that less time 
 is required to swim 100 yards across a river 
 than to swim 50 upstream and then 50 down, 
 must credit the swimmer with a certain stan- 
 dard velocity in still water, and this he must be 
 supposed to retain. In other words, all the 
 subsequent calculations depend upon the 
 assumption that a certain normal speed is 
 diminished or augmented by the current in 
 which he is to swim. Without this the whole 
 problem collapses. So many yards a minute 
 (accomplished by so many similar strokes in 
 motionless water) must be regarded as his 
 private possession, or there is no sense at all 
 in proceeding to calculate the varying effects 
 of the stream. Now, when this much is con- 
 ceded, and when it is found that the man, swim- 
 ming the same distance twice, spends more 
 time on one course than on the other, only one 
 explanation is possible without falling into 
 open absurdity. The normal velocity is, by 
 hypothesis, unaltered ; the times are uneven ; 
 the distances, therefore, are not the same. I 
 have no thought of impugning the accuracy of
 
 THE SWIMMER AND THE STREAM II 
 
 the space-measurements made on the bank, or 
 the respectability of the watches used for the 
 timing. The precision of these I take to be 
 absolute, but I submit that the swimmer is sub- 
 jected to two unequal trials. He is asked to 
 swim, first a shorter, then a longer course, as 
 though their length were the same. A more 
 scientific way, perhaps, of expressing my pro- 
 position would be to assert at once that ' retar- 
 dation ' is a myth. But as that might be rather 
 too sudden a shock, we must turn aside for 
 some preliminary reflections. 
 
 Every swimmer, like every oarsman, will 
 assure you that going upstream is harder work 
 than coming down. Every swimmer, there- 
 fore, and every oarsman will be wrong. There 
 is no difference whatever between the two pro- 
 cesses, so long as you stick to the relevant facts. 
 The common belief depends primarily upon the 
 ambition to reach a certain point on the bank. 
 It depends also on physiological or psycho- 
 logical causes, which have nothing to do with 
 the question before us. When we laugh at the 
 thought of a swimmer who always travels 
 exactly the same distance in a given time, re- 
 gardless of current and direction, this is chiefly 
 because we insist on measuring the distance by 
 the irrelevant bank, instead of by the water 
 itself; and again, because we remember our
 
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 physical exhaustion after battling against the 
 stream. But why this superfluous battle? 
 Simply because we were aiming at some point 
 on the bank. Abandon this idle preference; 
 be content to make your normal number of 
 normal strokes in a minute, and the measurable 
 result of them, expressed in what we may call 
 water-distance, will never vary so much as the 
 breadth of a hair. There is nothing mysterious 
 about * water-distance ' ; it is just the same as 
 distance on land. I introduce the term only 
 as a gentle reminder that swimming is usually 
 done in the water, not on the bank. As a 
 simple illustration of the point, place a long 
 stick in a river, arrange that no waves or eddies 
 shall disturb its orderly progress, and allow it 
 to float in a line with the current. It will then 
 be, for the purposes of the experiment, an in- 
 tegral part of the river, with the river's exact 
 velocity and no other. Now place a swimmer 
 at one end of it, and bid him swim with his 
 normal effort (i.e. that which produces his 
 velocity in still water) to the other end. Time 
 him carefully, and then repeat the trial in the 
 opposite direction, stipulating that he shall 
 make exactly the same number of strokes, with 
 exactly the same vigour, as before. Beyond a 
 shadow of doubt, he will accomplish his task 
 in exactly the same time as before ; and this he
 
 THE SWIMMER AND THE STREAM 13 
 
 will do over and over again, at whatever angle 
 to the current you choose to arrange the stick, 
 and no matter what comments may be offered 
 by loafers on the bank. In actual rivers, no 
 doubt, it would be difficult to secure the re- 
 quired conditions for a satisfactory experiment 
 with a stick; but, in effect, this is what every 
 swimmer does in the test so freely quoted in 
 connection with the Michelson-Morley experi- 
 ment. If, then, he takes more time to go up- 
 stream than to return to the same point on the 
 bank, it can only be because he swims beyond 
 the end of the stick before he returns. Simi- 
 larly, if the time across the stream (i.e. once 
 across) is shorter than on the upward course, 
 but longer than on the downward, the corres- 
 ponding ratio between the distances must hold 
 good. And this it is perfectly easy to prove 
 in an analogous case to which I shall shortly 
 proceed. 
 
 The sensation of effort when one struggles 
 against a current of water, an adverse wind, or, 
 for that matter, the gradient of a hill, is so 
 familiar that the theory of ' retardation ' and 
 f resistance ' will not easily be abandoned. 
 Imagine, however, the plight of a swimmer set 
 in the midst of an ocean on a night of absolute 
 and impenetrable darkness. No friendly bank 
 is there to arouse his longing, no pole-star to
 
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 guide him by its beams. Better still would it 
 be if, like a fish, he could swim under water. 
 But if he is to remain with his head on the 
 surface, not even the buffeting waves must be 
 allowed to give him a hint. All must be dark 
 and sleek and oily, as he cleaves his lonely way. 
 Man is vexed with imagination, and I can easily 
 credit such a swimmer with various emotions. 
 He may even begin to wonder how long it will 
 be before he must permanently cast in his lot 
 with the fish. But I challenge him to have the 
 slightest sense of direction ; I challenge him to 
 find it easier or harder to go one way than 
 another, or (unless it be from the rush of the 
 air) to guess that he is being swept along north- 
 wards, perhaps, or southwards with a velocity 
 of 20 miles an hour. Should he succeed in 
 persuading himself that one route is easier than 
 another, this will be merely the work of fancy ; 
 and, while he supposes himself to be moving 
 steadily in one direction, he will almost cer- 
 tainly be swimming round and round the cir- 
 cumference of a circle. Precisely the same 
 would be the case of the swimmer between 
 ordinary banks, could he but banish his prefer- 
 ence for some particular direction, his queru- 
 lous anxiety to reach a point on the shore. All 
 this I set down in the fond hope of diminishing 
 initial prejudice against the reception of an
 
 THE SWIMMER AND THE STREAM 15 
 
 elementary truth. Strictly speaking, the 
 psychological aspect is irrelevant to the 
 physical problem ; and in the next chapter the 
 proof that a swimmer obliged to conform to a 
 rule imposed by the bank does swim further 
 upstream than down will be set forth without 
 reference to the swimmer's emotions.
 
 CHAPTER II 
 
 THE CASE OF THE PASSENGER AND THE TRAIN 
 
 To Einstein belongs the credit of raising an 
 important question, even if it is difficult to 
 believe that he has given the right answer. In 
 his valuable little book, translated by Dr. Law- 
 son, of Sheffield University, he discusses the 
 case ( 6, 9 and 10) of a man who walks along 
 the corridor of a moving train, in the direction 
 of the engine (though the direction is not here 
 important), and covers so many yards in a cer- 
 tain number of seconds. The question is 
 whether the measurements of time and space 
 made within the train can be simply identified 
 with the like measurements made on the em- 
 bankment. The man walks, perhaps, at the 
 rate of 2 yards per second within the train. 
 Does it follow that he is likewise walking at 2 
 yards per second as judged by and from the 
 embankment? If the 2 yards be accepted as 
 the space-distance, does it follow that these 
 yards are covered in what we may call i em- 
 bankment second? Or again, if we take i 
 second as the given time, does it follow that 
 the distance covered is equal to 2 embankment
 
 THE PASSENGER AND THE TRAIN I/ 
 
 yards? Einstein's answer is negative. He 
 discovers here the relativity of both time and 
 distance, and forthwith sweeps us away to the 
 ' Lorentz transformation ' and to speculations 
 about the mysterious behaviour of clocks and 
 measuring-rods. All this I believe to be 
 entirely superfluous, because it all rests on a 
 false presupposition, derived from, or akin to, 
 the error made in the Michelson-Morley 
 experiment, or rather in the interpretation of 
 the case of the swimmer. 
 
 We have first to consider, as Einstein him- 
 self has remarked, that a passenger walking 
 up, down or across the corridor of a moving 
 train is exactly analogous to a man swimming 
 up, down or across a flowing stream. The 
 banks are the same in both cases, the passenger 
 is the swimmer, the train is the stream. What 
 Einstein, so far as I can judge, has failed to 
 perceive is the solution of the swimming pro- 
 blem thus plainly afforded. When the pas- 
 senger walks towards the tail of the train, that 
 is to say, in the opposite direction to that of the 
 train, as judged from the bank, he is strictly 
 analogous to the man swimming upstream. 
 When he reverses his direction, he is walking 
 downstream, and, when he walks to and fro 
 across the corridor or carriage, he is swimming 
 across the current.. Why, then, does he lack
 
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 the swimmer's varying sensations? Solely 
 because he is not trying to reach a point on 
 the bank. He is travelling, perhaps, in the 
 carriage nearest the engine, and the restaurant- 
 car is at the tail of the train. In due course he 
 desires his luncheon, and walks along the cor- 
 ridor to get it. While he walks at his normal 
 3 miles an hour in one direction, it worries him 
 not at all if the train is carrying him at, per- 
 haps, 50 or 60 miles an hour in the opposite 
 direction. He is not thinking about the em- 
 bankment, but is brooding on his imminent 
 lunch. Nor, I suppose, will anyone dream of 
 disputing his ability to walk with the same 
 velocity, without varying his effort, no matter 
 what his direction within the train. In point of 
 fact, he can easily get sensations analogous to 
 those of swimming upstream, if he tries to 
 return to a point on the embankment already 
 passed by the train. To do this would often 
 be impossible, but, if the train happened to be 
 moving at only some 5 or 6 miles an hour, it 
 could be done with an effort, that is to say, by 
 walking or running with more than the pas- 
 senger's normal velocity. 
 
 Let us proceed, then, to examine the case of 
 the passenger with the help of a diagram. 
 Trains usually go faster than men, nor does the 
 speed of the train affect the principle of the
 
 THE PASSENGER AND THE TRAIN IQ 
 
 argument ; but, for the sake of a closer analogy 
 to a swimmer who can make some actual pro- 
 gress upstream, as judged from the bank, I 
 shall slow down the train till it is crawling along 
 at 3 yards a second, while the passenger shall 
 be hurried up to 5 yards a second; so that, 
 were he to alight and walk side by side with 
 trie train, he would gain on it at the rate of 
 2 yards a second. Take the following 
 diagram : 
 
 A H 
 
 
 C C' 
 
 
 < c 
 
 v 
 
 T S 1 T! 
 
 Direction ' 
 
 A 
 
 
 
 U D 1 
 
 
 The outer pair of parallel lines represent the 
 embankment, the inner pair the train. The 
 line AB is drawn at right angles to the embank- 
 ment and the train ; CD is the interior width 
 of the carriage ; AH, ST and BK are each 
 equal to CD. With these data in his posses- 
 sion, as well as the actual velocity of the train 
 and the normal velocity of the passenger ' in 
 still water,' the observer on the bank sets out 
 to enquire how long it will take the passenger, 
 first to walk along CD and back to C, then to
 
 2O A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 walk from S to T, and back once more to S. 
 Arguing on the basis of the ' retardation ' 
 theory, the observer will calculate that more 
 time will be required to walk from C to D 
 while the train is moving than when it is at 
 rest; for by CD he will mean a certain portion 
 of the straight line AB, and the train, he will 
 argue, must all the while be carrying the pas- 
 senger ' downstream.' Referring to his data, 
 he will come to the conclusion that the man's 
 velocity along CD or DC will be reduced from 
 5 yards a second to 4. Similarly, he will cal- 
 culate the ' upstream ' velocity as 2 yards per 
 second, the ' downstream ' as 8. But here I 
 must interpolate an important note on the 
 general character of the argument, namely, 
 that it makes not the slightest difference 
 whether the figures calculated for the retarda- 
 tion and acceleration are accurate or not. That 
 is to say, it makes no difference in principle, 
 however much it may affect the value of the 
 result in a particular case. Instead of my 
 figures 4, 2 and 8 yards per second, any others 
 may be taken the more absurd the better- 
 to represent the different velocities, without 
 touching the principle of the argument by 
 which this problem of ' relativity ' is solved. 
 Well then, to return to the case before us, we 
 must now name a definite figure for the length
 
 THE PASSENGER AND THE TRAIN 21 
 
 of CD. Four yards will be the most con- 
 venient, because that is the distance, according 
 to the embankment calculation, to be accom- 
 plished in one second by the passenger when 
 he is walking across the current of the train. 
 The passenger will thus be allowed two seconds 
 to walk from C to D and back again to C. But 
 now the fun begins. For the passenger walks 
 at 5 yards per second in any direction without 
 the smallest difficulty, and is forbidden by his 
 principles to depart from his standard velocity. 
 To put it another way, he must walk 5 yards, 
 not 4, if he is to remain on the line CD, as 
 viewed from the embankment, so as to arrive 
 at D at the end of one second. His course, 
 therefore, in the diagram must be CD' in one 
 direction, DC' in the other, and the length of 
 each of those lines will be 5 yards. Further, 
 since each is the hypotenuse of a right-angled 
 triangle, the length of the remaining side (CC 1 
 or DD 1 } will be 3 yards, by Euclid I., 47. 
 
 Our passenger, then, walks 10 yards in the 
 first 2 seconds, while the scientific gentlemen 
 on the bank are prepared to swear that he has 
 walked only 8. Next comes the journey from 
 S 1 to T. According to the bank calculation, 
 the man will walk this 4 yards at only 2 yards 
 per second, and so will require 2 seconds for 
 his task. But during this time the passenger,
 
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 who knows nothing of ' retardation ' will walk 
 10 yards up the train, which gives us the length 
 of ST'. At T 1 he will appear to them to be 
 standing at T, and his last stage, according to 
 them, will be to return from T to 5 with a 
 speed of 8 yards per second. For this they 
 will allow him just half a second, but he, as 
 before, will preserve his constant velocity, and 
 will travel only 2\ yards in the time ; and thus 
 we get the length of T' S ' . Both parties now 
 proceed to add up their totals. On the bank 
 they find that the man has walked 16 yards in 
 4^ seconds, and that it took him 2\ seconds 
 to do the 8 yards up train and down, as against 
 2 seconds for the same distance across the 
 stream and back. He, on the other hand, 
 knows that in their 4^ seconds he has walked 
 22^ yards, and that his four stages, in yards, 
 were 5, 5, 10, and 2\. The number of yards 
 walked by the passenger, in this particular 
 example, must always be 5 times the number 
 of seconds calculated on the bank. Had his 
 velocity been 6, 10, 100, or any other number 
 of yards per second we should have had to 
 multiply their number of seconds by his actual 
 number of yards per second, instead of by 5, 
 but the principle would be always the same. 
 The velocity of the train in no way affects his 
 velocity. There is neither retardation nor
 
 THE PASSENGER AND THE TRAIN 2J 
 
 acceleration, and exactly the same is true of 
 the swimmer in the stream. He merely swims 
 greater or smaller distances, according to the 
 number of seconds he occupies in swimming. 
 
 Perhaps it will be useful to exhibit the 
 principle in the alternative way. In the first 
 trial a certain number of seconds were, so to 
 say, allotted to the passenger, and he translated 
 them into his own number of yards. But now 
 suppose they ask him to walk 4 yards across 
 the train, 4 back again, 4 up-train, and 4 down. 
 As before they will calculate his time as 4^ 
 seconds ; but he, feeling bound on this occasion 
 to stick to their distances, will only require 3^ 
 seconds for the whole journey ; the number of 
 their yards in this case being 5 times the 
 number of his seconds. Nothing new is re- 
 vealed in this second presentation of the facts. 
 The only difference is that the track is mea- 
 sured in time on one occasion, in space on the 
 other. In both cases, the philosophers of the 
 embankment, with all the requisite data at 
 their disposal, fell into the same error, because 
 they would talk about ' retardation,' instead of 
 grasping the cardinal fact, that the velocity of 
 the train could have no possible effect on the 
 constant velocity of the passenger, as he walks 
 to and fro within the train. 
 
 There still remains the last, and not the least
 
 24 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 instructive, of the three possibilities, when the 
 track is, so to speak, laid in velocity, not in 
 space or in time. The observers on the bank, 
 we now assume, know the passenger's velocity, 
 and have somehow persuaded themselves that 
 it remains constant in all circumstances. Their 
 object is to discover the width of the carriage 
 (that is to say, the length of CD) and the 
 length of time required for crossing it. The 
 time they hope to discover by observation, and 
 thence to deduce the distance between C and 
 D. Keeping a sharp watch, and choosing a 
 favourable occasion, they observe him leave C 
 and walk along the line to D, which they, of 
 course, see as part of the line AB. After 
 exactly one second he is observed to arrive at 
 D, whence they infer that the distance must 
 be 5 yards. But though it is true that he has 
 walked 5 yards in one second, his actual course 
 has been from C to D'. They have thus pro- 
 vided themselves with a false measuring-rod, 
 and therewith will roam about the world com- 
 puting times and distances and getting them 
 wrong every time. For they will measure with 
 their own CD, a distance of 4 yards, which the 
 passenger would traverse in f of a second, and 
 will count it as 5 yards, or, expressed in time, 
 as one second. Other varieties of this error 
 could be constructed, but the general principle
 
 THE PASSENGER AND THE TRAIN 25 
 
 will always be the same. In all cases, whether 
 they start from a known distance between two 
 points or from the observation of a time actu- 
 ally occupied by the passenger in covering a 
 distance not yet measured, their genuine know- 
 ledge of his velocity will be the very cause of 
 their subsequent errors. 
 
 Reviewing the results of the three alter- 
 native trials, we note that three factors are 
 involved, distance in space, distance in time, 
 and velocity; and we find that, whenever the 
 bank party have correct information about any 
 one of the three, they must go astray about the 
 other two. Yet all three varieties of the error 
 spring from a common source, their failure to 
 detect the actual course of the traveller. 
 D and D 1 are points in the train 3 yards apart. 
 There is nothing mysterious about them ; they 
 are not one confused identity, but separate 
 points which might be marked with chalk and 
 observed by anybody who took the trouble to 
 visit them. The passenger goes always to 
 one; the observers suppose him to go always 
 to the other. Similarly, his actual return 
 across the carriage is always at the angle repre- 
 sented by DC 1 in the diagram; and again, 
 when they see him at T he is at T', and, when 
 they believe him to have returned to S, he has 
 stopped short at S'. Exactly the same things
 
 26 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 happen in the case of the swimmer in the 
 stream. The spectators see him swim across 
 a straight line from bank to bank, but in order 
 to afford them that spectacle, he has to swim 
 aslant across the water. He actually swims 
 along the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle, 
 while they firmly believe him to be travelling 
 along one of the other sides. There is no ' retar- 
 dation ' when he goes across or up the stream, 
 no ' acceleration ' or additional velocity when 
 he comes down with the current. He keeps 
 always to his constant and uniform velocity, 
 just as though he were disporting himself in 
 his private tank. 
 
 Consideration of these facts, which appear to 
 be indisputable, sets us wondering whether the 
 whole imposing fabric of ' relativity ' is not 
 already tottering rather ominously on its base. 
 Further light will be thrown on that question 
 in the next chapter. Meanwhile our attention 
 has been drawn to a very important fact, which 
 might provisionally be called ' relativity of 
 direction.' For since the passenger can only 
 walk along the line CD, regarded as part of 
 the line AB, by actually walking along the dif- 
 ferent line CD', we have the materials for a 
 very pretty dispute about ' straight lines ' and 
 * shortest distances.' This subject, however, 
 is reserved for a later chapter, where its full 
 significance will be more clearly discerned.
 
 CHAPTER III 
 
 THE ADDITION OF VELOCITIES 
 
 IN THE sixth section of his book Einstein 
 states the classical theorem of the ' addition of 
 velocities,' and in due course proceeds to ques- 
 tion its truth. His most important argument 
 refers to the constant velocity of light and 
 Fizeau's experiment, but this it will be 
 expedient to postpone until we have examined 
 the simpler, but supposedly analogous, case ot 
 a man walking along the corridor of a train in 
 the direction of the train's journey, that is to 
 say, towards the engine. The train, perhaps, 
 is travelling at 60 miles an hour, and the man 
 is walking at 3. Hence, according to the 
 classical doctrine, he ought to be advancing at 
 the rate of 63 miles an hour relatively to the 
 embankment. But this, Einstein proceeds to 
 argue, is an untenable conclusion, and conse- 
 quently the classical theorem can no longer be 
 upheld. We thus resume the enquiry stated 
 already at the beginning of the preceding 
 chapter, whether times and distances, as 
 measured within the train, are absolutely the 
 same as when the embankment is the reference-
 
 28 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 body, or whether a ' transformation ' is re- 
 quired. 
 
 Here, to begin with, there seems to be a 
 surprising confusion between two distinct 
 questions, the one relating to the actual point 
 on the embankment at which the passenger 
 arrives in a given time, the other to the addition 
 of velocities. The answer to the first presents 
 no difficulties, and indeed admits of no doubt; 
 the answer to the second, or at least the first 
 part of the answer, is that ' addition of 
 velocities ' is an extremely careless and un- 
 critical expression. The easier point can be 
 determined by the following example. Before 
 the train leaves London a chalk line is drawn 
 across the corridor, at right angles to the sides 
 of the train. This line is extended to a point 
 A on the embankment (or platform), which it 
 meets at right angles. We thus have A marked 
 as the starting-point of both the train and the 
 man. We place the man firmly on the chalk 
 line, and start the train. In an hour the train 
 travels 60 miles and stops. Meanwhile, at 
 some time during the journey, no matter when, 
 the man walks 20 yards towards the engine, 
 chalks another line parallel to the first, and 
 stands on it till the train comes to rest. When 
 the train stops, the original and the later chalk 
 lines are extended, respectively, to points B
 
 THE ADDITION OF VELOCITIES 2Q 
 
 and C on the embankment. The train, there- 
 fore, as represented by the first line, has 
 travelled a distance AB, which is 60 miles, and 
 the man has arrived at C. What is the length 
 of BC? The only conceivable answer is 20 
 yards, and the fact can be tested any day of 
 the week. Now, if the train's journey had been 
 shorter, or the man's walk in the train much 
 longer, we might have persuaded him to move 
 continuously, and with uniform velocity, so as 
 to arrive at the second line exactly when the 
 train finished its journey. The result, of 
 course, as regards the eventual distance from 
 A (and from B) is just the same in principle 
 whether he walks throughout the train's journey 
 or only during some part of it ; nor would there 
 be any change in the nature of the problem, if 
 the direction of the walk were towards the tail 
 of the train. There is even a sense (an impor- 
 tant sense, as we shall presently see) in which 
 the man need never have been in the train at 
 all. We might have placed him at B, with 
 orders to get to C when and how he pleased, 
 so long as he arrived before the train pulled 
 up at B. Any spare time he could then have 
 occupied in wondering whether Achilles would 
 ever catch the tortoise, if the hero were obliged 
 to stop every time his rival felt disposed for 
 a rest.
 
 3<D A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 Thus far we have dealt only with the 
 obvious. But now to the problem of velocities. 
 And here we stumble at once on the clumsy 
 use of the term ' addition of velocities/ which 
 semes to have gained such unfortunate cur- 
 rency. What justification can there be for 
 saying that A's velocity is added to B's, unless 
 B's is at the same time added to A's? If there 
 be any way of joining a velocity of 30 miles to 
 another like velocity, so that the net result is 
 a single velocity of 60 miles an hour, two velo- 
 cities will then, in a reasonable sense, be added 
 together; just as 3 is added to 2 by the same 
 act that adds 2 to 3. But there is no analogy 
 to this in the case of the man and the train. 
 There is no addition of velocities. For no one, 
 I presume, is likely to suggest that, while the 
 man is walking at 3 miles an hour towards the 
 engine, the velocity of the train is raised from 
 60 to 63 ; or that, if he chooses to walk in the 
 opposite direction, the speed of the train is 
 reduced to 57 ? If not, it is more important to 
 attack this indefensible use of the term 
 ' addition ' than to raise doubts about the clas- 
 sical theorem. My objection is not to be dis- 
 missed as pedantic. Even within the territory 
 of science convention may excuse much doubt- 
 ful usage of words; but there are times when 
 acquiescence in convention may engender con-
 
 THE ADDITION OF VELOCITIES 3! 
 
 fusion of thought. So it is in the example 
 before us, for it looks as though ' addition of 
 velocities ' had brought Einstein himself to 
 grief. 
 
 Let us scrutinise the facts a little more 
 closely. One point, to begin with, is indis- 
 putable, and may as well Be set down at once. 
 If you choose to attend only to the bare fact 
 that the man (according to the figures we have 
 used) has arrived, in the course of one hour, 
 at a point just 60 miles and 20 yards from 
 where he started, you are then fully entitled to 
 say that he passed from A to C with a velocity 
 of 60 miles 20 yards to the hour. Had the 
 train been 3 miles long, and had he walked 
 with uniform velocity throughout the hour, so 
 as exactly to finish the 3 miles as the train came 
 to rest, nothing can alter the fact that his 
 velocity (from our present point of view) would 
 have been an unbroken 63 miles an hour, as 
 measured by the embankment. Or again, had 
 he walked the same distance in the train, but 
 from the engine towards the tail of the train, 
 his velocity, in the same sense, would have 
 been 57 miles an hour; for the 57 would have 
 been a verifiable fact, and would have meant 
 simply his distance from the starting-point at 
 the end of one hour. The situation, then, can 
 be summarised as follows : (i) In one hour the
 
 32 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 man has gone so many miles + (or ) so many 
 yards from the starting-point; (2) those yards 
 were walked on a motionless body, the train, 
 and were measured in the train ; (3) at the end 
 of the journey their number and length is tested 
 by another motionless body, the embankment, 
 and the agreement is precise; (4) the man 
 walked those yards at a uniform rate (e.g. 3 
 miles an hour) as timed in the train, with a 
 result exactly the same as if he had walked 
 them with that velocity on the embankment in 
 accordance with embankment-time. These 
 four propositions state ascertainable, verifiable 
 facts. In face of them, we are asked to believe 
 that there is, nevertheless, a mysterious differ- 
 ence between the length of the train, or the 
 length of the yards, while the train and the 
 passenger are in motion, and the length of the 
 same train and yards when the train is at rest. 
 This, I submit, sounds more like hocus-pocus 
 than science, and is faintly suggestive of 
 rabbits emerging from hats. 
 
 But now let us inspect the facts from another 
 and, I venture to think, a more intelligent 
 point of view. What was the velocity of the 
 passenger during his promenade in the train? 
 The right answer, the most scientific answer, is 
 3 miles an hour. This answer, moreover, 
 is true in exactly the same sense relatively to
 
 THE ADDITION OF VELOCITIES 33 
 
 the train, the embankment, the sun, or any 
 other body you choose to take, so long as you 
 do not confound together different kinds of 
 relation. It is the constant velocity of the 
 passenger in the motionless train, like the con- 
 stant velocity of the swimmer in the motionless 
 stream. The velocity of the man and the 
 velocity of the train were never added; they 
 were two facts as independent of one another 
 as if the train had been in Sirius, the man in 
 Regent's Park. You can, if you please, add 
 together the distances travelled by each in a 
 given time; but a great many other distances 
 were being travelled in that same time, if you 
 choose to look about the world and collect 
 them. The moon was revolving in its orbit, 
 and an old gentleman, perhaps, was falling 
 downstairs. To a critical eye those two inci- 
 dents were not more distinct than the velocities 
 of the man and the train. The choice lies 
 between two alternatives : (i) the classical 
 ' addition of velocities,' which, on its own 
 limited ground, is quite inexpugnable ; (2) com- 
 plete separation of the man's velocity from the 
 train's. There is, indeed, another way of look- 
 ing at the facts, connected with what I have 
 called ' relativity of direction ' ; but this, as I 
 shall argue in another place, Einstein has alto- 
 gether failed to discuss.
 
 34 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 Let us return for a while to the swimmer. 
 When one swimming with the stream con- 
 tributes 2 miles an hour as his own velocity, 
 and receives a like contribution from the 
 current, does anyone propose to deny that 
 he is carried along the bank at 4 miles an 
 hour? The fact can be established with 
 no more inaccuracy than is involved in the 
 use of a stop-watch as you walk along by his 
 side. A more interesting question, however, 
 confronts us if we proceed to ask where he is 
 swimming at 4 miles an hour. The only cor- 
 rect answer is, nowhere. Had we to choose 
 between the two replies, ' in the water ' and ' on 
 the bank,' the latter would be the less mislead- 
 ing of the two. In the water he is swimming 
 at 2 miles an hour, and would continue to do so 
 (provided he did not vary his effort) if you were 
 to turn him round and direct him upstream. 
 The absurdity of trying to add his velocity to 
 the stream's is exposed as soon as it occurs to 
 us that his swimming at 2 miles an hour, or 
 with any other velocity, is possible only 
 because, relatively to his swimming, the stream 
 is at rest. Swimming in a stream is a process 
 identical in principle with walking on a road ; 
 the motion is possible, in the one case, so far 
 as the stream does not swim ; in the other, so 
 far as the road does not walk. And since the
 
 THE ADDITION OF VELOCITIES 35 
 
 banks of a stream appear to be rather confus- 
 ing to the intellect, let us glance for a moment 
 at the problem of the road. When a man is 
 travelling along the king's highway at 3 miles 
 an hour, would you say that he was walking 
 3 miles an hour faster than the road? Pro- 
 bably not, but assuredly you ought to, if you 
 propose to add a swimmer's velocity to the 
 river's. For the road is travelling at some 30 
 kilometres a second (so they tell us) on its 
 annual journey, precisely as the stream is flow- 
 ing at 2 miles an hour towards the sea. So, 
 too, if you believe that it is harder to swim 
 upstream than down, you are bound in honour 
 to believe that it is harder to walk, as it were, 
 against the earth's orbit than with it. As 
 things are, however, it will probably be allowed 
 that ' 3 miles an hour ' is an unmeaning expres- 
 sion, except in so far as the earth is at rest. A 
 man does not race with milestones and defeat 
 each one of them by a mile in every 20 
 minutes. The velocity of a milestone is zero; 
 it does not compete. For exactly the same 
 reason, the velocity of the passenger within the 
 train means nothing except in so far as the 
 train is at rest. It is, therefore, exactly the 
 same velocity, in every relevant sense, as if it 
 took place on the embankment, which is also 
 assumed to be at rest. If you will not accept
 
 36 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 this view of the situation, the only alternative 
 is to return to the ' addition of velocities.' This 
 is a slightly ridiculous doctrine, because there 
 is no addition of velocities. There is only an 
 addition of distances travelled by two bodies 
 during the same period of time; after which 
 you proceed to impute the whole of the two 
 distances to only one of the travellers, and 
 thence to make up a new velocity, which you 
 likewise assign to him alone. But this is 
 utterly irrational. If the man is entitled to the 
 train's contribution, the train is equally entitled 
 to the man's. The train is at rest, and the man 
 walks on it at 3 miles an hour; the earth is at 
 rest, and the train runs on it at 60 miles an 
 hour. Again; the train is in motion, and the 
 man is carried along as part of it at 60 miles 
 an hour; the earth is in motion, and the train 
 (including the man) is carried along by it at 
 30 kilometres a second. Now, when the man, 
 after being carried 60 miles in an hour by the 
 train, alights from his carriage and, in the next 
 hour, proceeds to walk three miles, no one pro- 
 poses to add up velocities or to enter the mazes 
 of ' relativity.' But as soon as he walks his 
 three miles, or some part of it, during his jour- 
 ney in the train, the whole of Europe is con- 
 vulsed with equations. But why? Whether 
 he walks in the train or on the embankment, 
 whether he walks his miles yesterday, to-day
 
 THE ADDITION OF VELOCITIES 37 
 
 or to-morrow, makes not an atom of difference 
 to the situation. You can add the train's 
 distance and the man's distance together, if 
 you like, and (quite illogically) attribute it all 
 to the man. To save your reputation for clear 
 thinking you ought, in that case, to add together 
 also the two times. The train ran for an hour 
 and did 60 miles ; the man walked (let us now 
 suppose) for 10 minutes and did half a mile. 
 If you want to make up a composite velocity, 
 the only reasonable one is 60^ miles divided 
 by 70 minutes. Still, the classical ' addition 
 of velocities,' though arbitrary and rather 
 foolish, is intelligible from a certain point of 
 view. The only thing that seems at present to 
 have no locus standi is the problem of ' relati- 
 vity.' 
 
 Let us arrange a simultaneous exhibition of 
 velocities on a somewhat larger scale. The 
 earth flies at some 67,500 miles an hour along 
 the motionless embankment of the sun; a 
 train runs at 60 miles an hour along the face 
 of the motionless earth; a long slender per- 
 ambulator is pushed at 4 miles an hour along 
 the corridor of the motionless train ; an infant 
 crawls solemnly at i mile an hour along the 
 motionless perambulator; a tortoise (who can- 
 not think in ho.urs) marches at 12 inches a 
 minute along the back of the motionless infant ; 
 and finally, a snail slides at 6 inches a minute
 
 38 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 along the shell of the motionless tortoise. All 
 face in the same direction; all are journeying 
 from Somewhere to Nowhere; it is the day of 
 the great Utopia Stakes. The flag falls, and 
 off they go. At the end of one minute (for it 
 is a time-race) the snail has its proboscis just 
 beyond the snout of the tortoise; the tortoise 
 is peeping over the head of the infant; the 
 infant is gazing on the floor just ahead of his 
 unusually long perambulator; the perambu- 
 lator has the train beaten by rather more than 
 117 yards, and the poor old earth 'also ran.' 
 Now for the addition of velocities. A good 
 many sums await us, but, as their character is 
 simple, we will send over to the nearest elemen- 
 tary school and enlist the aid of two or three 
 children. In one minute, it appears, the earth 
 has travelled about 1,125 miles, the train i 
 mile, the perambulator a little more than 1 1 7 
 yards, the precocious infant more than 29 
 yards, the tortoise 12 inches, the snail exactly 
 6 Adding up the figures, with some disregard 
 of fractions, we find that the snail has travelled 
 with a velocity of 1,126 miles, 146^ yards per 
 minute ; and this, when we consider the 
 creature's ancestry and literary reputation, is 
 by no means a bad performance. The 
 children will be ready to work out the figures 
 for the remaining competitors, but, if you ask 
 them to solve the problem of relativity, they
 
 THE ADDITION OF VELOCITIES 39 
 
 \vill pack up their pencils and run away to play 
 in the yard. Their innocent minds can detect 
 no such problem, and their innocent minds are 
 right. That problem is a figment of the brain. 
 In justice, however, to my own argument as a 
 whole, and in justice to the general notion of 
 relativity, it is necessary, to add that in this 
 chapter I have deliberately suppressed all 
 reference to another aspect of the question, 
 which cannot appear until the limitations of 
 Euclid's geometry have been carefully ex- 
 amined. As Einstein says, the doctrine of the 
 ' addition of velocities ' is bound up with the 
 acceptance of that geometry. What Einstein, 
 I venture to think, does not see, is the nature 
 of the alteration required when we frankly 
 abandon Euclid for something else. His own 
 problem of relativity, so far as it arises in con- 
 nection with the ' addition of velocities/ rests 
 on a misconception of the behaviour of swim- 
 mers and passengers, on failure to set different 
 velocities in their proper relations, and, above 
 all, on failure to submit the expression ' con- 
 stant velocity ' to critical examination. It 
 should be superfluous to add that there is no 
 real question of choosing between relative and 
 absolute time and space. The sole question is 
 what kind of relations you propose to take into 
 account. To talk of ' absolute ' time or space 
 is to talk at random.
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 
 
 WE SHALL now have to venture into deeper 
 waters. 
 
 O voi che siete in piccioletta barca, 
 desiderosi d' ascoltar seguiti 
 retro al mio legno che cantando varca, 
 
 Tornate a riveder li vostri liti. 
 
 True, we have not yet had much time for sing- 
 ing, but Dante's word of warning, as he stepped 
 into the kingdom of light, still deserves our 
 most serious attention. For in Einstein's doc- 
 trine, or rather, in the first part of it, the con- 
 stant velocity of light is the pivot upon which 
 the whole of relativity turns. To retain that 
 constancy, that famous 300,000 kilometres per 
 second, and at the same time to make all other 
 velocities relative, is an intellectual feat of 
 surprising agility. In what sense it is possible, 
 and what is its ultimate meaning, I must now 
 attempt to shew. 
 
 Einstein's criticism of the classical ' addition 
 of velocities ' finds a special application to the 
 velocity of light in the celebrated experiment 
 of Fizeau, performed more than fifty years ago.
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 41 
 
 This is discussed in 13 of Einstein's book, 
 and another illustration of the same point, 
 rather less easy to follow, is given in 7. His 
 object is, once more, to construct an analogy 
 to the passenger, the train and the bank. In 
 Fizeau's experiment, a tube is the embank- 
 ment, a liquid moving through the tube is the 
 train, and a ray of light passed through the 
 liquid is the passenger. In the other example, 
 the train and the embankment are retained in 
 their proper form, a ray of light is sent along 
 the embankment, and the question is, how fast 
 does the light travel in relation to the moving 
 train? Now, according to the classical doc- 
 trine of the addition of velocities (so, at least, 
 Einstein implies), the speed of the light, rela- 
 tively to the train, should be less than c (the 
 symbol for its constant velocity in vacua), be- 
 cause the train is moving along the embank- 
 ment, with its own velocity, in the same 
 direction as the travelling ray. But here there 
 seems to be a rather fatal confusion about the 
 ' addition of velocities.' In the first place, if 
 the ray is to be analogous to a passenger, we 
 ought (by the classical theorem) to argue that 
 its velocity, in relation to the embankment, is 
 greater than c, just as the human passenger 
 walking along the corridor of a 60 miles an 
 hour train, towards the engine, with his own
 
 42 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 velocity of 3 miles an hour, is whirled along 
 the embankment at the rate of 60 + 3. By a 
 curious accident, however, Einstein has for- 
 gotten to put his light-passenger in the train, 
 and has left it to course along the embankment 
 with its own admirable velocity. The result is 
 a little bewildering. For (i) relatively to the 
 embankment (or rather, along the embank- 
 ment) the ray is travelling with its usual c; 
 (2) still on the embankment, but relatively to 
 the train, it is travelling with a velocity less 
 than c, because the train is running after it at 
 60 miles an hour ; (3) in its character as a pas- 
 senger morally, though not physically, inside 
 the train it ought to be travelling with a 
 velocity of c + 60 miles an hour relatively to 
 the embankment; (4) still in its character of 
 passenger, it can doubtless walk up and down 
 or across the train with its own unalterable c. 
 What a complicated journey it is ! Let us see 
 whether these various phases in the behaviour 
 of the ray can be sorted out and critically 
 examined. 
 
 So far as the classial theorem for the ' addi- 
 tion of velocities ' only means that a swimmer 
 with a velocity of i mile an hour, aided by a 
 current of the same velocity, is carried along 
 the bank at 2 miles an hour, its validity is un- 
 shaken by Einstein's doubts. If, therefore, it
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 43 
 
 is possible to place light in the position of a 
 swimmer or passenger, either the velocity of 
 light is unique in principle (not merely in mag- 
 nitude), or it does exemplify the law known as 
 ' addition of velocities.' Einstein, as we 
 know, rejects the second alternative, upholds 
 the first, and maintains that it is consistent with 
 the principle of relativity. I shall try, on the 
 other hand, to justify the following proposi- 
 tions : (i) That Einstein has failed to estab- 
 lish any analogy between the ray of light and a 
 passenger; (2) that he has failed to see the 
 point of the absence of such an analogy; (3) 
 that, in one sense, the case of light is not 
 unique, inasmuch as the velocity of all things 
 is constant ; (3) that the case of light is unique 
 in this respect, that a special position is 
 assigned to it in physics ; (4) that a reason for 
 this exceptional position, and perhaps even for 
 the actual figure represented by c, can be 
 given. 
 
 First, then, as regards the analogy, Fizeau's 
 experiment will supply us with a valuable sug- 
 gestion. Suppose a train like a hollow tube 
 were constructed and set upon wheels, with no 
 compartments or other obstacles in it, and with 
 both its ends open. Suppose, further, that 
 arrangements could be made (though it would 
 be rather difficult) for a man to jump on a stool
 
 44 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 between the rails, as soon as the train had 
 passed, and thence to fire a bullet straight 
 through the tube of the train, so that it should 
 emerge at the other end. Would this bullet be 
 a passenger in the train? Or would anyone 
 contend that the speed of the bullet, as 
 measured by the embankment, would be 
 affected in any way by the speed of the train ? 
 Draw a simple diagram thus : 
 
 TRAIN 
 
 TRAIN 
 
 A is the point on the ground from which the 
 bullet is fired, and B, perhaps 200 yards dis- 
 tant, is another point on the ground, towards 
 which the bullet is aimed. It is calculated that 
 a bullet's normal time from A to B is x seconds. 
 Will anyone doubt for an instant that a bullet 
 so fired from A would arrive at B in x seconds, 
 regardless of the train's velocity? True, the 
 extra draught through the train might slightly 
 ' retard ' it, but such retardation would be 
 wholly irrelevant to the ' addition of velocities,' 
 so far as concerns the bullet and the train. 
 Now, obviously, the bullet differs from a 
 human passenger, in that it does not develop 
 a particular velocity by the aid of the train 
 regarded as a body at rest. It does not walk
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 45 
 
 along the corridor with the same velocity that 
 it would exhibit on the embankment or any 
 other terra firma; and for that very reason, if 
 the train should happen to be just 100 yards 
 
 
 
 long, it would not pass through the train in - 
 
 seconds. For, as the train is moving in the 
 same direction, it will have to go more than 100 
 yards before it is clear. A passenger, on the 
 other hand, would walk his 100 yards in exactly 
 the same time as he would walk it in a field, 
 no matter what the speed of the train. Do not 
 imagine, however, that the velocity of the bullet 
 is modified by the forward progress of the train. 
 
 A* 
 
 It travels always at the rate of 100 yards in - 
 seconds, but it takes more than - seconds to 
 
 2 
 
 clear the train, because it has to go more than 
 100 yards. 
 
 Now, in Fizeau's experiment there is a 
 suspicious resemblance between the light pass- 
 ing through the liquid and the bullet passing 
 through the hollow train. If the liquid can in 
 any degree ' retard ' the light, thus far it pro- 
 vides an analogy to the adverse current of air 
 which delays the bullet; but neither in that 
 fact nor in any other shall we find any analogy 
 to the human passenger, or any excuse for
 
 46 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 introducing the supposed relativity problem of 
 the passenger and the train. Like the bullet, 
 the ray of light develops no walking-exercise 
 in which the train (here the liquid) serves as a 
 body at rest. Were the light carried by the 
 liquid, as a man by a train, we should have also 
 to remark that the light, regarded as part of 
 the train, must be carried along with exactly 
 the speed of the liquid, like a box in the van. 
 But is it not already manifest that the analogy 
 is fast breaking down ? 
 
 Before abandoning it, let us attempt, how- 
 ever, to place it in a more instructive aspect. 
 Imagine now an ordinary train, with all its 
 lights extinguished, going its way through an 
 inky night. The darkness is not indispens- 
 able, but it may save us from external distrac- 
 tions. After a while a man goes to one end of 
 the corridor, and starts switching an electric 
 light on and off. At the other end of the cor- 
 ridor a mirror has been so arranged as to 
 reflect back each successive flash to its source. 
 Here the light, we may think at first, is more 
 like a human passenger, because it has not, 
 apparently, leaped in at the back, and because 
 it travels up and down the corridor in a gentle- 
 manly way. Or must we still reject the 
 analogy on the ground that the light is not 
 walking on the corridor regarded as a body at
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 47 
 
 rest ? With what velocity, let us first ask, does 
 it go to and fro? Inevitably with its own 
 unwavering c. Does it move, then, with the 
 same velocity relatively to the train as to the 
 embankment? Yes, but so does the human 
 passenger. The train is at rest in relation to 
 the walking passenger when he walks on it at 
 3 miles an hour. He might just as well be 
 walking on the embankment, which, for that 
 matter, is itself a train when you consider it 
 from the embankment of the sun. Thus far, 
 then, the light resembles the passenger, but 
 only when we realise that the walking of the 
 passenger is an excellent display of constant 
 velocity. Or again, you might send two boys 
 into the corridor to toss a ball to and fro. In 
 that case the ball would have two experiences. 
 Whenever it was in a boy's hand, it would 
 travel as part of the train, with the train's 
 velocity and no other. Whenever it was in the 
 air, it would travel, like the human passenger 
 and the flashes of light, with the same constant 
 velocity as if the boys were playing in a field. 
 Or once more, if a return to the ' addition of 
 velocities ' be desired, the human passenger as 
 he walks, the ball as it sails through the air, 
 and the flashes of light as they dart to and fro, 
 are simultaneously carried along by the train 
 at, say, 60 miles ah hour; and thus in its own
 
 48 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 limited sense, the theorem of the ' addition of 
 velocities ' retains its validity. The bullet and 
 the light traversing the liquid in Fizeau's tube 
 are in a different position. Both take some 
 fraction of time longer to clear their train than 
 they would if it were at rest, but that fact, it is 
 surely obvious, has nothing in the world to do 
 with the ' relativity ' problem of the passenger 
 and the train. It is a fact analogous to the 
 passing of a slower train by a faster, a little 
 problem that will demand our attention before 
 the close of this chapter. 
 
 Suppose next that a man tries to imitate the 
 bullet, by jumping in at the back of a moving 
 train, dashing through it and out at the other 
 end. Well, he will have two ugly tumbles, the 
 second of which will probably be fatal. To 
 avoid this abrupt conclusion of the experiment, 
 we will substitute for the train one of those 
 moving staircases so dear to Londoners who 
 travel by their own Fizeau-tube. The passen- 
 ger advances over the level floor at the foot of 
 the stairs with his constant business velocity of 
 4 miles an hour. Walking upstairs is some- 
 thing of an effort (one of the embankment 
 sensations), and his rate will fall a little below 
 his average; a fact analogous to the slight 
 checking of the bullet as it meets a strong cur- 
 rent of air. During his transit, however, the
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 49 
 
 staircase is hurrying the man up to the top of 
 the stairs with its own private velocity; hence 
 an observer on the embankment (i.e. anywhere 
 not on the staircase) would certainly time him 
 as passing over the distance from the bottom 
 to the top perhaps 30 yards with a velocity 
 greater than 4 miles an hour. This is as near 
 as we can get to an analogy between a human 
 passenger and the bullet or Fizeau's ray of 
 light ; and herein both the strong and the weak 
 points are exposed. The analogy fails because 
 there is nothing in the voyage of the light or 
 the bullet analogous to the walking of the pas- 
 senger on the motionless floor of the train or 
 staircase. On the other hand, we are helped 
 by our criticism to understand the real analogy 
 between the velocity of light in the ' ether ' (or 
 in vaczw\ the velocity of a ball or bullet as it 
 flies through the air, and the velocity of a man 
 walking on the surface of the earth, whether 
 the surface be called ' the embankment ' or ' the 
 train.' In a word, the attempted analogy has 
 brought us a step nearer to the thesis, antici- 
 pated ever since we first analysed the case of 
 the swimmer in the stream, that the velocity of 
 all things is constant. Human beings, how- 
 ever, are too wayward for easy association with 
 the problems of science. The less we allow 
 the intrusion of consciousness, the better it will
 
 5<D A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 be for the clearness of the argument ; for which 
 reason it is an advantage to turn away from the 
 variability of human effort to the bland unifor- 
 mity of light. 
 
 As the meaning of ' constant velocity ' is 
 open to some elementary misunderstandings, 
 perhaps it will be excusable to mention one or 
 two of them here, with special reference to light. 
 If a train running at 10 miles an hour, and 
 another six times as rapid, were to start together 
 from a terminus, and travel in the same direc- 
 tion, so that after an hour the faster was 50 
 miles ahead of the slower; and if at the end 
 of the same hour a ray of light were despatched 
 from the same terminus in pursuit of the trains, 
 no one will deny, I imagine, that the slower 
 train would be overtaken before the faster. 
 And again, if the length of the two trains 
 happens to be the same, no one will pretend 
 that the ray will pass along the slower and the 
 faster train in exactly the same time. By rea- 
 son of the immense velocity of light, the 
 difference will be less than measurable in our 
 ordinary figures, but it must none the less exist. 
 If not, the only possible inference would be that 
 light did not move at all. Or again, we should 
 have to maintain that the light from the re- 
 motest of the fixed stars took no longer to reach 
 the earth than the light of a candle to reach the
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 51 
 
 corner of a room. In a word, light cannot be 
 said to have velocity at all unless it takes time 
 to cover distance, and therefore, more time to 
 cover a greater distance. Thus far, then, there 
 is no difference in principle between light and 
 a train, or any other moving body. What, 
 then, is its ' constant velocity ' ? It can mean 
 nothing else but that, when light is considered 
 in relation to its own ' medium,' and to nothing 
 else (in vacuo, as they say), it always moves 
 with its own velocity; and again, that this 
 velocity is unaffected by any movement of the 
 source of light. I use the word ' medium ' with- 
 out necessarily assuming that ' ether ' exists, but 
 as a reminder that the measurement of any 
 velocity implies the existence of something 
 analogous to the stream that does not swim or 
 the road that does not walk. Now there is no 
 objection to saying that the velocity of light is, 
 in this sense, constant; but so, in the same 
 sense, is the velocity of everything else. The 
 swimmer swims his 2 miles an hour in the river, 
 the walker walks his 3 miles an hour on the 
 road, the bird flies its 30 miles an hour, or what- 
 ever it may be, in the air; and a hundred other 
 parallel cases may be added. As to the move- 
 ment of the source, there is not a scrap of 
 difference between light and anything else. 
 What is the analogy to the ' source ' in the case
 
 52 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 of the swimmer? Only two relevant things 
 can be said to be in motion, the swimmer him- 
 self and the stream. To call the swimmer the 
 source of his own velocity would (in this con- 
 text) be rather absurd ; so we must try what 
 can be done with the stream. Now, a stream 
 may advance with any velocity we choose to 
 assign to it 2 miles an hour, or 10, or 50 
 and swimmers will thereby, from the bank point 
 of view, be helped or swept along by it. But 
 this, as by now we should understand, makes 
 no difference to the swimmer's velocity. He 
 continues at his own 2 miles an hour, and every- 
 thing that he encounters or passes in the water, 
 he approaches with precisely that velocity. The 
 pace of the stream is wholly irrelevant. So 
 likewise in the train, the passengers overtake or 
 pass one another with their several velocities, 
 and the velocity of the train itself has nothing 
 to do with the question. So far as concerns 
 their velocities, the train is at rest. Take away 
 the body at rest, and ' velocity ' means nothing 
 at all, or nothing to the point. Or, if we catch 
 ourselves drifting back to the ' addition of 
 velocities,' it will be necessary to remember 
 that a light (for example, a lighted lantern) can 
 be carried along in the train, at the train's rate 
 of speed, just as easily as a human passenger 
 while he walks in the corridor of a train, or a
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 53 
 
 swimmer while he swims about in a bath on 
 board one of our gigantic modern ships. Once 
 get rid of the confusion between the stream 
 and the bank, and it will be found remarkably 
 difficult to discover a sense in which the velocity 
 of light is constant, but other velocities are not. 
 There is also a simple piece of logic which 
 cannot be neglected, though it appears to have 
 received very little attention in connection with 
 the doctrine of relativity. The velocity of 
 light in vacuo is said to be constant in relation 
 to all moving bodies, whatever their velocity. 
 But if so, it must certainly follow that their 
 velocities are constant relatively to it, and also 
 to one another. Thus in any group of num- 
 bers, such as 24, 12, 8, 6, there is constancy of 
 ratios; 24 is always twice 12, and 12 is always 
 half 24 : 8 stands always in a certain relation 
 to 6, as does 6, reciprocally, to 8. Now, the 
 world may not be composed of numbers in 
 quite the simple fashion suggested by the 
 genius of Pythagoras; but, unless some very 
 fantastic meaning be given to * constant,' it will 
 need some rather violent evidence to convince 
 us that the velocity of light can remain con- 
 stant in relation to other velocities, while none 
 of those others enjoys the reciprocal privilege. 
 Mere logic, as its -enemies love to call it, is 
 rarely successful ; nor do I pretend we ought
 
 54 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 to be satisfied with anything less than a vigor- 
 ous application of the logic to the case before 
 us. I merely contend that, if the velocity of 
 light can be made to escape from the dilemma, 
 it will only be at the cost of arguing that light 
 does not move at all. 
 
 In point of fact, the unique position 
 ascribed to light in the doctrine of relativity 
 does, I believe, depend to a large extent upon 
 a confusion between two positions, which may 
 be called the positions of the swimmer and of 
 the stream. I will ask leave, therefore, to 
 make here a digression, which yet is no digres- 
 sion, since in fact it bears very directly upon a 
 large part of our argument. I invite the 
 reader's careful attention to what may be called, 
 perhaps, the first principle of motion. It is 
 that, wherever any group of bodies, large or 
 small, is in motion, their number must always 
 be one less than the total number of bodies in- 
 volved, the extra one being necessarily at rest. 
 To this must be added that the minimum 
 number of things required to make motion pos- 
 sible is three. Were there but one body, in the 
 Parmenidean style, it could not be in motion; 
 though neither, we must allow, could it be at 
 rest. Were there but two bodies, these again 
 could never be in the state of motion ; for the 
 position of A in relation to B could never be
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 55 
 
 altered without a corresponding change in the 
 position of B in relation to A; which is the 
 same as to say that neither could move. But 
 the moment a third body is created, the motion 
 of any two of them becomes possible, so long 
 as the third remains at rest. Which of them 
 is taken as the point of rest it matters not, but 
 one such point there must always be. For 
 how can A's position relatively to B be 
 changed, unless the stability of C is assumed? 
 Here, more than anywhere, the intrusion of 
 consciousness must be forbidden ; for a con- 
 scious being will either begin to think of itself 
 as two, or else will forget that it is one. Three, 
 then, is the minimum, but the same law must 
 hold good of every group, larger or smaller; 
 whence, if n be the total number of bodies in 
 motion, the physical world must consist of 
 n + i. If all bodies were in motion, they 
 would likewise all be at rest ; or, to speak more 
 accurately, neither motion nor rest could be. 
 That all things are in a state of flux, and that 
 motion is impossible, are two statements of an 
 identical doctrine. Not all things, dear 
 Heracleitus ; say rather, all but one. 
 
 With a firm grasp of this first principle, we 
 may now construct one or two useful illustra- 
 tions, with a preference for such as prove 
 motion impossible where only two bodies are
 
 56 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 taken into account. Consider first the familiar 
 phenomenon of a faster train overtaking a 
 slower, when they are running on two parallel 
 pairs of lines. You know, perhaps, that one is 
 travelling at 60 miles an hour, the other at 30, 
 and you say, therefore, that the quicker will 
 pass the slower at the rate of 30 miles an hour. 
 Should the length of the slower be exactly one 
 furlong, you will calculate the time of the 
 transit as 15 seconds, one-eighth of 2 minutes. 
 Now, these velocities of 60 and 30 are 
 evidently measured with reference to a solid 
 and stable earth, whose intricate gyrations 
 among the heavenly bodies are frankly ignored. 
 So, too, when we speak of one train passing the 
 other, it is assumed that both are going in the 
 same direction, and this ' direction ' is fixed by 
 a motionless embankment, or something of the 
 kind. So far, so good. No one, however, 
 when it is fairly put to him, can well deny that, 
 while A is passing B, B is simultaneously pass- 
 ing A. ' Passing ' is a mutual operation, and 
 the merest glance at a picture of the trains will 
 assure us of the fact. 
 
 +A 
 
 For while the engine of A is creeping at 30 
 miles an hour towards the engine of B, the tail 
 of B is overtaking the tail of A with the same
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 57 
 
 velocity. Someone, perhaps, will begin to 
 speak of ' direction/ and will object that the 
 tail of B overtakes the tail of A only in so far 
 as it is moving in the opposite direction. This 
 will have the useful effect of reminding us that, 
 when trains pass one another in opposite 
 directions, their velocities must be added, in 
 order to arrive at the rate of transit. We must 
 be careful here not to be confused by the 60 
 miles an hour imputed to one of the trains, for 
 that velocity is relative to the embankment, not 
 to the other train. Each train is passing the 
 other at 30 miles an hour, and their directions 
 are opposite. They pass one another, there- 
 fore, at 60 miles an hour. But when trains 
 behave in this ludicrous fashion (and several 
 other perplexities might be mentioned), is it not 
 almost time to bring them to rest? 
 
 The reader, I imagine, will condemn the 
 whole account of the trains as sophistry ! Yet 
 it is not so much sophistry as a reminder of the 
 impossibility of attaching any meaning to 
 velocity and direction, if you once lose your 
 hold on the fixed point of reference and try to 
 think of only two bodies, A and B. Try the 
 experiment more directly. Close your ears to 
 the uneasy rustle of the universe, your eyes to 
 the earth and sky. Banish all the vast plurality 
 of beings, till nothing survives but just two
 
 58 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 trains. With what velocity will they now pass 
 one another? Whence are they journeying, 
 and whither will they go? To strain the 
 imagination to so high a pitch is difficult, but 
 the effort will help us at least to understand 
 that any conclusion affecting velocity must 
 affect both space and time. If two bodies alone 
 can never be in motion, neither can they have 
 any existence in time or space. What is time 
 when it ceases to be the ' number of motion ' ? 
 And what is motion without distinction of 
 points in space? But if only two points in 
 space as yet exist, it is pardonable curiosity to 
 ask where they are. Is one to the right or the 
 left of the other, above or below. Or again, 
 if only two things are as yet in time, what time 
 is it, when nothing has happened already, and 
 nothing is going to happen? On no account 
 must an interval be allowed to insinuate itself ; 
 for an interval, whether measured in space or 
 in time, will easily be translated into a third 
 unit. The conclusion of the whole matter 
 by no means a barren conclusion is that 
 neither one thing alone, nor two can have 
 ' existence.' The creative number is three. 
 
 After solemnly dedicating the triad to the 
 shade of Pythagoras, let us return for a 
 moment to our former trio, the embankment, 
 tfte passenger and the train. The observer on
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 59 
 
 the embankment, we notice first, always 
 assumes in his calculations that his own post 
 of observation is motionless, while the train and 
 the passenger execute various manoeuvres. 
 The passenger, again, is conscious of being at 
 rest in his comfortable seat, and reflects, per- 
 haps, that as the train is hurrying past the em- 
 bankment, so must the embankment be hurry- 
 ing past the train. He may, indeed, be slightly 
 puzzled by the thought that his own stability 
 is only that of the train, but perhaps he will 
 satisfy himself by reflecting that, as part of the 
 train, he is decidedly in motion. Thus far he 
 has shown himself capable of grasping the em- 
 bankment point of view as well as his own. 
 But presently, when he goes for a stroll in the 
 corridor, he will be puzzled anew. For now, 
 he will argue, I can no longer be part of the 
 train, since I am walking about on its surface. 
 With this thought he passes, in fact, to the 
 third point of view, which belongs by rights to 
 the train. For the train is at rest in relation to 
 the passenger who walks on it, and also to the 
 embankment which goes scuttling by. Here 
 again, then, we detect the same principle, that 
 of any three bodies any two can be in motion, 
 but only if the third is at rest. The problem of 
 ' relativity ' arises when two of the three stand- 
 points are confused together, or when the exist- 
 ence of the third is forgotten.
 
 6O A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 Such, in fact, was the origin of the traditional 
 error in the interpretation of the Michelson- 
 Morley experiment. The authors of the 
 experiment failed, in the first place, to under- 
 stand that a swimmer moves this way and that 
 in the water exactly as a passenger walks up, 
 down or across a train. And further, they sup- 
 posed themselves to be timing the rays of light 
 from the bank, whereas really they were timing 
 them as from the stream or the train. It was 
 exactly as though a man on the bank had said 
 to a swimmer, ' You must have been cheating ; 
 you have swum 50 yards across, and also up, 
 the stream in exactly the same time as you took 
 for the same distance when helped by the cur- 
 rent.' To which the man would naturally have 
 replied, ' My dear sir, you have been measur- 
 ing my progress by points on the bank ; but I 
 wasn't swimming on that bank of yours ; I was 
 swimming quietly about in the motionless 
 water, just as a man walks freely about a 
 motionless train.' That this is the explanation 
 of the Michelson-Morley affair I find it impos- 
 sible to doubt. We are left, however, with the 
 interesting question, how it was that they 
 managed to arrive at a correct conclusion about 
 the rays of light, when in the case of, two 
 ordinary swimmers they would certainly have 
 made the usual mistake. Here, perhaps, we 
 come a little nearer to perceiving the genuine
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 6 1 
 
 peculiarity in the position of light, which can- 
 not be identified with the constancy of c. 
 
 But first it is expedient to get rid of a dan- 
 gerous inaccuracy, which hitherto has deliber- 
 ately been allowed to pass. More than once I 
 have said that a moving body moves in relation 
 to another moving body, and also to a body at 
 rest. In point of fact, the relation of one mov- 
 ing body to another is not of the same order as 
 its relation to the unmoving standard of refer- 
 ence. When the earth, ^ for example, is 
 regarded as being at rest, the vehicles that 
 travel on its surface do not move faster or 
 slower than the earth itself. The road does 
 not compete in speed with walkers and car- 
 riages, but two men may rightly be said to walk 
 at the same speed, or the carriages to go faster 
 than the men. This is because the standard of 
 spatial measurement, such as milestones, is 
 fixed by the motionless earth, which measures 
 also the velocity and the time. As soon as the 
 earth itself is conceived to be in motion, the 
 sun or some other body must have become the 
 point of rest. When only three or four bodies 
 are included in the problem, this need of a 
 point of rest is easily apprehended. As the 
 number grows larger and larger, it grows ever 
 more difficult, until at last, when we deal with 
 millions and billions, we slide imperceptibly 
 into the hypothesis of a world wherein all
 
 62 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 things are for ever in motion. Yet the prin- 
 ciple holds good of the millions just as surely 
 as of the original three. We must bear always 
 in mind, therefore, that a body in motion is 
 said to move relatively to a body at rest only 
 because its movements are detected and 
 measured by the fixed point of reference, not 
 because there is any comparison of velocities 
 between that which is said to be in motion and 
 that which is now at rest. And further, we must 
 brace ourselves to apply to the physical world 
 as a whole this same irrefutable law, that where 
 n is the number of bodies in motion, the total 
 number of bodies is n + i. 
 
 The mistakes of our forefathers are some- 
 times instructive. Often enough, when their 
 conclusions were erroneous, their instincts and 
 principles were right. Before Copernicus, in 
 the long period when the bolder speculations of 
 ancient Greeks were forgotten, the earth was 
 taken as the immovable centre and standard, 
 by which the direction and velocity of all things 
 was determined. Round about the earth, 
 away from it or towards it, a body might travel 
 with greater or lesser velocity; but, once it 
 became part and parcel of the earth, its travels 
 were over. In those days, perhaps, some 
 adventurous man of science might have pro- 
 posed to treat rest itself as but one variety of 
 motion. The earth, he might have argued, has
 
 LIGHT AND THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF MOTION 63 
 
 a zero velocity, and zero is one of the numerical 
 series. Ingenious and stimulating as this pro- 
 posal might have seemed to the curious, the 
 effect of accepting it would have been to make 
 motion impossible. The strongest point in 
 the old geocentric theory was its retention of 
 an immovable body or point. After the 
 Copernican revolution, however, and when 
 e pur si muove became the accredited motto of 
 progress, the earth was robbed of its ancient 
 stability, and all things were upside down. 
 For a brief time the sun may have seemed to 
 inherit earth's traditional privilege, but the 
 tendency of thought was all towards the dis- 
 covery of new motions. The sun itself was 
 cut loose from its anchorage, and forced to join 
 in the giddy quadrille. The art of measure- 
 ment, too, was vastly extended, until light, as 
 it sped across the celestial wildernesses, was 
 timed like a runner in a race. The result, as 
 we know, was to establish the constant velocity 
 of light, upon which Einstein has based so 
 large a part of his theory. 
 
 One thing, it seems to me, discovered un- 
 wittingly by Einstein and others is just this 
 impossibility of motion unless there is a body 
 at rest. Light is said to have a finite and con- 
 stant velocity, to which no other bodies, waves, 
 rays, or what not can attain. The actual figure 
 of its kilometres is published, and all other
 
 64 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 competing velocities are invited to envy and 
 admire. But between a finite, invariable, un- 
 attainable velocity on the one side, and an 
 immovable earth on the other, it is fair to ask 
 what difference there is. Many differences, no 
 doubt, for many purposes, but none whatever 
 for the purpose of measuring comparative velo- 
 cities. You cannot go faster than the track; 
 you cannot go slower. But the relative speeds 
 of the runners, whether looked at from the one 
 point of view or from the other, will be the 
 same in both cases. It would be a bold stroke 
 for physical science to declare that light does 
 not move at all ; that it is not one of the swim- 
 mers, but the stream itself. The dull persist- 
 ence of c would then take the place of the 
 immobility of the earth. Amid all the crowd 
 of jumping, flickering, oscillating bodies, light 
 would stand calmly aloof as the permanent 
 n + i. But while the gain in practical con- 
 venience would be considerable, one must 
 freely recognise that there is little chance of 
 so great a revolution in the position of light. 
 We seem to be too deeply committed to the 
 comparison of its velocity with others; the 
 visible evidence of its movement seems too 
 overwhelming. Is it more overwhelming, I 
 wonder, than the evidence of immobility when 
 we stare at our mother earth ?
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 
 THE UNIQUE POSITION OF LIGHT 
 
 To REVIVE an old heresy, or to propagate a new 
 one, is no part of my purpose. I am not con- 
 tending for the immobility of light as an abso- 
 lute fact, or absolute for physics; nor have I 
 the least desire to evade the patent objection, 
 that a velocity calculable at so many kilometres 
 a second has a considerable claim to be re- 
 garded as real. The object of this chapter is 
 to investigate further the position of light, to 
 diminish, if possible, the danger of an uncon- 
 scious confusion between the stream and the 
 swimmer, and to criticise one or two doubtful 
 assertions found in many accounts of the 
 ' relativity ' doctrine. Had the possible func- 
 tion of c as an unattainable velocity, not com- 
 parable to other velocities, but analogous rather 
 to the zero of a motionless body, ever been 
 carefully examined, a false uniqueness might 
 not have been attributed to the mere fact of 
 constant velocity, as though such constancy 
 were peculiar to light. Assuredly there would 
 have been less surprise at the ability of light 
 to swim with the same velocity at every angle
 
 66 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 to the stream, had it been clearly understood 
 that the same talent belonged to every 
 swimmer in the Seine or the Thames. 
 
 The error in the interpretation of the Michel- 
 son-Morley experiment arose, as was said 
 before, from the belief that the earth upon 
 which they and their apparatus were fixed was 
 analogous to the bank of the stream. Not that 
 it is necessary to make the error whenever you 
 are, or suppose yourself to be, on the bank; 
 but make it you certainly will until you have 
 got rid of the ' retardation ' theory by discover- 
 ing the actual course of the swimmer. As it 
 happened, however, on that famous occasion, 
 the experimenters and their mirrors contrived 
 to reflect the rays back along two different axes 
 were all in the middle of the stream. The 
 apparatus was like a pair of sticks, or part of a 
 picture-frame, in the shape of a right-angle, 
 thrown into a boundless sea. 
 
 It could matter nothing ' where ' the apparatus 
 was at any particular moment, for everywhere 
 was the same. If a swimmer is placed at A, 
 with two such points as B and C equidistant
 
 THE UNIQUE POSITION OF LIGHT 67 
 
 from him, by no possibility can he take more 
 time to swim from A to B than from A to C, 
 or more time to return to A from B than from 
 C; provided, of course, that he is credited with 
 a certain standard velocity in still water. His 
 still-water velocity is, in fact, his only possible 
 velocity; for in relation to the act of swim- 
 ming all water is still. But why, it may be 
 asked again, did Michelson, Morley and their 
 friends get the correct result in the case of the 
 two rays? If they were not on the bank, but 
 in the water, how did they get there? It was 
 not a question of getting there : the point is, 
 they could not get out. There was no bank 
 for their ark and its mirrors to rest on, unless 
 they could sail beyond the borders of the 
 physical world. There may or may not be a 
 reason for distinguishing between light itself 
 and the stream of ' ether ' in which it travels, 
 but no more is required to account for the case 
 of Michelson and Morley than the fact that 
 light is everywhere around and about us, no 
 less than the water which surrounds on every 
 side the swimmer whom, in an earlier chapter, 
 we placed in the midst of a shoreless ocean. 
 It is nothing to the point that the earth itself 
 and other islands seem distinct from the river. 
 The passenger in" an ordinary train distin- 
 guishes the embankments and many other
 
 68 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 objects from the train itself, and can easily 
 imagine what his point of view would be if he 
 were standing in a field and watching the train 
 rush by. But this does not prevent him from 
 discovering, or rather, from assuming that six 
 feet across the width of the train measure 
 neither more nor less than six feet uptrain or 
 downtrain, and so can be traversed in the same 
 time without change of velocity. Such was the 
 situation of Michelson and Morley, although 
 they knew it not. They supposed themselves 
 to be on a bank looking for a problematical 
 stream, while actually they were in the stream, 
 and might have looked in vain for its banks. 
 They accepted the swimmer's evidence because 
 there was no other to confuse them. Yet they 
 were puzzled, and went rather sorrowfully 
 home, because prejudice had persuaded them, 
 first, that they were on the embankment; 
 secondly, that swimmers in general were re- 
 tarded by currents. In Chapter II we noted 
 that whenever the bank-observers, with their 
 false presupposition, agreed with the passenger 
 about any one of the three factors, space- 
 distance, time-distance and velocity, they must 
 always disagree about the other two. Had 
 Michelson and Morley really been stationed on 
 a bank outside the stream, they would certainly 
 have fallen into dire confusion. As it was, the
 
 THE UNIQUE POSITION OF LIGHT 69 
 
 refusal of the light-passenger to give false 
 information to persons actually in the train (or 
 stream) saved them from one kind of error; 
 but, having failed to interpret the information 
 correctly, they plunged headlong into another, 
 and decided that the case of light was unique. 
 Had they critically examined the behaviour of 
 any passenger in any train, many inferences 
 would never have been drawn. 
 
 The ground is less firm ahead of us when 
 we ask more explicitly whether light does in- 
 deed travel in a medium, such as the ' ether ' 
 of modern science, or even the ' vacuum ' 
 which the ancients alternately affirmed and 
 denied; or again, whether it may not in the 
 end be the simplest hypothesis to regard light 
 itself as but one manifestation of the ' sub- 
 stance ' which permeates the whole physical 
 world, a manifestation possible in circum- 
 stances which it would be partly for physics, 
 partly for physiology, to explain. To offer 
 here any definite opinion would be an imper- 
 tinence, but the mere presentation of the 
 hypotheses is excused by its bearing upon the 
 further question, strictly relevant to our discus- 
 sion, whether measuring of the velocity im- 
 puted to light may not be a process somewhat 
 analogous to the act of a passenger who should 
 attempt to determine the velocity of his train
 
 7O A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 by first marking out a distance in it, and then 
 solemnly timing himself as he walked to and 
 fro. Light is not a train in which we journey, 
 but it is the physical medium or means of 
 vision. Is it possible, then, that, when we suc- 
 ceed in assigning to light a finite velocity of so 
 many kilometres a second, we are only express- 
 ing by an indirect method the limitations of our 
 own power of vision? This is no sudden 
 excursion into idealism or any other kind of 
 metaphysics. The kind of limitation I mean 
 would be similar to those expressed by such 
 terms as minimum visibile or minimum audi- 
 bile. If there must come a point for all human 
 beings despite variation round the point of 
 normality when an object is too small to be 
 seen; and an analogous point when (to speak 
 paradoxically) a sound is too f airit to be heard ; 
 may there, or must there, not also be a degree 
 of velocity which betrays to us no evidence of 
 itself in the form of visible signals? It is use- 
 less to object that the velocity of light was 
 determined by calculations, not by simple 
 observation; for the calculations cannot well 
 have been based upon anything else but visible 
 phenomena. The premisses themselves would 
 thus be vitiated long before the arrival at any 
 conclusion. 
 
 In the mere notion of seeing things quickly
 
 THE UNIQUE POSITION OF LIGHT 71 
 
 or slowly there is nothing outrageous. Every 
 cricketer knows, or at least firmly believes, that 
 some batsmen see the ball quicker than others ; 
 and some time ago, if I remember rightly, a 
 kind of psychological machine was invented for 
 registering the speed with which different per- 
 sons become aware of a luminous spot. We 
 need not even give rein to conjecture about 
 signals wholly beyond the human power of 
 vision. When distances are so stupendous as 
 those which divide the stars from the earth, or 
 one star from another, delay in perceiving the 
 arrival of a signal might lead to the most 
 astonishing miscalculation. We might go out 
 to receive a letter when the postman had been 
 knocking for a year on the door. Such a 
 trifling misfortune would in no way disturb the 
 symmetry of our calculations. Our periods of 
 time, and our consequent estimates of distance 
 and velocity, would all be founded on infor- 
 mation conveyed by the same postman ; and 
 when the postman alone, by his daily or annual 
 round, brings the time to the district, he can 
 never be early or late. Very easily, therefore, 
 might we construct a system of distances and 
 velocities, which to light itself, could it offer a 
 criticism, might well seem inexplicable and 
 absurd. 
 
 As psychological, though not properly meta-
 
 72 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 physical, this speculation is, I allow, rather 
 doubtfully congruous with the general character 
 of the enquiry. Nothing vital to my argument 
 is contained in it, and on a later page I shall 
 venture to offer another, more definitely phy- 
 sical, suggestion concerning the actual signifi- 
 cance of c. It seemed worth while, however, 
 to adopt this means of arousing a little scep- 
 ticism about the definite figure, in case the mere 
 sound of 300,000 kilometres a second should 
 prevent consideration of the analogy between 
 the status of light in modern physics and the 
 status of earth in the obsolete natural philo- 
 sophy. The genuineness of that analogy will 
 not so easily be disputed, and this is the reason 
 for my previous statement that light, though 
 usually ranked as a swimmer, may also be 
 called upon to play the part of the stream. No 
 swimmer moves faster or slower than the 
 stream ; for the stream cannot move in relation 
 to him, until the bank makes its irrelevant in- 
 trusion. The stability of the earth was once 
 constant in relation to all velocities, because it 
 measured them all by its own standard. If the 
 analogous position has not yet been ascribed 
 to light, may not this be through failure to 
 grasp the first principle, that behind and 
 beneath the vast turmoil of movements lies the 
 motionless n + i ?
 
 THE UNIQUE POSITION OF LIGHT 73 
 
 That principle does not, however, oblige us 
 to declare any preference for one particular 
 body out of a group. On the contrary, such 
 preference would often be misleading and 
 sometimes impossible. May we not, then, 
 allow light to continue its rapid career, and 
 select something else as a general point of 
 reference for the measurement and comparison 
 of velocities? Why not pick out an omnibus, 
 for example, the first you chance to meet in 
 Trafalgar Square? True, it would be incon- 
 venient if the omnibus happened to have gone 
 to Brixton just when you needed its help for 
 estimating the velocities of trippers on Hamp- 
 stead Heath; but practical objections should 
 not be allowed to confuse the issue when a 
 scientific principle is at stake. Theoretically, 
 indeed, there would be no objection to the 
 omnibus, unless it were found in its complica- 
 tion with that human instability of behaviour 
 which always agrees so badly with mechanical 
 conceptions. It is the human swimmer, with 
 his varied aims and emotions, who has blinded 
 us to the nature of swimming, and doubtless we 
 shall be well advised to avoid all standards of 
 reference that may involve us in the same kind 
 of complexities. Yet nothing can cause so 
 grave a misconception of the problem as the 
 belief that light is unique in the possession of
 
 74 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 a constant velocity. Those innocent little 
 words, in vacua, by which we qualify the asser- 
 tion of constancy, have served to hide the truth 
 they might well have revealed. The true 
 intention of in vacuo is to deprecate irrelev- 
 ance. We might profitably make use of the 
 same phrase in connection with every velocity 
 that we desire to examine. The velocity of 
 every swimmer is constant in vacuo; in other 
 words, it is constant if you attend only to the 
 water, the medium in which he swims, and 
 harden your heart against the protests of the 
 bank. Were the world composed of nothing 
 but water and swimmers, so that our minds 
 were free from all notions of velocity and direc- 
 tion derived from a world outside the water, 
 the stream or ocean would naturally be taken 
 as ' at rest/ and it is a question how far differ- 
 ences in velocity between one swimmer and 
 another could ever be remarked. Yet, pro- 
 bably, some system of points and directions 
 would be invented; little groups of swimmers, 
 in which one was taken (unconsciously perhaps) 
 as the fixed point of reference, would attract 
 peculiar attention, and the affair might end in 
 the discovery of some superlative swimmer 
 whose velocity was unsurpassable, finite and 
 constant in vacuo. In our own world, with its 
 medley of land, water, sky and other things,
 
 THE UNIQUE POSITION OF LIGHT 75 
 
 water and swimmers are merely one phenome- 
 non among many. Banks and other standards 
 of reference are inevitably adopted ; we do not 
 speak of swimming in vacuo, nor does it readily 
 occur to us to think of constant velocity, as we 
 stand on the banks of a stream and watch boats, 
 swimmers, sticks, leaves, and bits of paper pass- 
 ing by. The comparative ease with which the 
 constancy of c has been recognised cannot, 
 as we have seen, be attributed to the unique- 
 ness of the fact, nor yet to any very clear think- 
 ing on the subject. It is partly due (as I am 
 disposed to believe) to the instinct for securing 
 an invariable point of reference, but more 
 obviously to the virtual omnipresence of light, 
 and to the relatively trifling effort of abstraction 
 implied here in those two words, in vacua. 
 Light is everywhere round about us; it does 
 not flow between visible banks, on which you 
 can measure irrelevant distances and direc- 
 tions ; only some sinister descendant of Berke- 
 ley would pretend that it was absent even in 
 darkness ! Its velocity, too, if we insist on 
 thrusting it into the competition, surpasses all 
 others, if only because (as I cannot help sus- 
 pecting) the project of discovering with the aid 
 of vision a velocity greater than light's far 
 out-Quixotes the Don himself. 
 
 The velocity of light, then, enjoys a unique
 
 76 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 position, but is not entitled to it merely because 
 its constancy is unique. In many ways, too, 
 the importance of light has been grossly exag- 
 gerated. Again and again, for example, it is 
 asserted by Einstein and others that only by 
 light-signals can we determine the simultaneity 
 of events. This, surely, is a preposterous fic- 
 tion. How do we know, for instance, that the 
 striking of a clock on the mantelpiece is simul- 
 taneous with a knocking on the door ? Or how 
 do we judge that the perception of a certain 
 odour is contemporary with the arrival of a 
 pig? It is important, too, to remember that 
 only by the same criterion can we judge that 
 events are simultaneous, and again, that they 
 are not. By what kind of light-signal alone, 
 pray, do we judge that the noise of a gun does 
 not reach us simultaneously with the flash or the 
 appearance of the smoke? Still more per- 
 tinent is it to analyse our judgment of simul- 
 taneity in cases when we flatly reject ' the 
 evidence of the senses.' When, for example, 
 a sound and a flash do happen to strike us as 
 simultaneous, why do we promptly decide that 
 'really' they were not? Evidently because 
 judgment is a function of reason, not of one 
 sense, or two, or five. Sight, it is true, has a 
 wider range than any other sense, but that has 
 nothing to do with the question of judgment.
 
 THE UNIQUE POSITION OF LIGHT 77 
 
 In this matter, one may say without dis- 
 courtesy, the physicist does not speak with 
 peculiar authority. 
 
 With some amazement, too, do we read the 
 passage in Einstein's book where he argues 
 from the case of a train moving along an 
 embankment (9) that simultaneity is relative. 
 Two points, A and B, are marked on the em- 
 bankment, and M is the middle point between 
 them, as determined by the application of a 
 measuring-rod to the embankment. Rays of 
 light are despatched from A and B in the direc- 
 tion of M, so that a man standing at M judges 
 their arrival to be simultaneous. Meanwhile a 
 train is passing in the direction from B to A, 
 and therein sits a passenger meditating on time 
 and space. The train stretches all the way 
 from A to B (and as much farther as is neces- 
 sary), so that every event on the line AB has a 
 corresponding position in the train. ' Just when ' 
 (as Einstein says with rather dubious logic) 
 the flashes occur at A and B, a point M' in the 
 train corresponds to M on the embankment. 
 At M' sits the thoughtful passenger, but be- 
 cause the train is moving all the while in the 
 direction of A, he is bound to see one ray 
 before the other; for already, by some fraction 
 of a millimetre, he must be nearer to A than to 
 B. But what on earth is this supposed to
 
 78 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 demonstrate, unless that a passenger who pro- 
 ceeded to infer that the rays did meet at M 1 , 
 or did not meet at M (i.e. did not leave A and 
 B simultaneously) would be better fitted for 
 almost any occupation than for science? If 
 the man knows the alphabet of reasoning, he 
 will no more make such an inference than he 
 will swear that the sound of thunder reaching 
 him two or three seconds after his perception of 
 lightning can have had nothing to do with the 
 flash. He knows that, when M' in the train has 
 passed M on the embankment, he cannot get 
 back to the line drawn at right angles from 
 M through the train, unless his own velocity 
 on the motionless corridor be greater than 
 the train's velocity on the motionless earth. 
 Should it happen that the train was moving at 
 no more than three or four miles an hour, he 
 could, if he pleased, remain at the original M', 
 merely by walking with the required velocity 
 ' against the stream,' until his face clashed with 
 the back of the train. But since most trains 
 move rather quickly, or since, by hypothesis, he 
 is remaining at rest in his seat, he will have 
 sense enough to know, should the question 
 occur to him, that he cannot say whether the 
 rays met at M or not, or, in other words, 
 whether the flashes at A and B were simul- 
 taneous. The huge velocity of light, when
 
 THE UNIQUE POSITION OF LIGHT 79 
 
 compared with such loiterers as trains, might 
 cause him, indeed, to make an error of obser- 
 vation, but that again would prove nothing 
 at all. Let us try something a little simpler. 
 The inordinate velocity of light is sometimes 
 rather tiresome, and trains make too much 
 noise. 
 
 On the same side of the street, in houses A 
 and B some forty yards apart, live two com- 
 fortable citizens, whose places of business 
 oblige each to pass the other's door every 
 morning. On the pavement between the two 
 houses draw a line of Euclidean straightness 
 from A to B. Bisect it and mark the middle 
 point as M. In the road, some few inches 
 away, draw another line, parallel to the first, 
 and equal in length. Bisect it at M' and join 
 M~M'. Fetch the nearest policeman to act as 
 observer, and place him at M 1 with strict orders 
 to note whether the two gentlemen meet exactly 
 at M. At the first stroke of ten by a clock 
 equidistant from both houses, each of the 
 householders appears on the pavement and 
 begins to walk towards the other with a uniform 
 velocity of 2 miles an hour. Almost at the 
 last minute, unfortunately, the constable spies 
 a shilling in the gutter, and moves a pace 
 towards A to pick it up. Too late is it now 
 to regain his deserted post; one citizen passes
 
 8O A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 him before the meeting with the other occurs. 
 Will the constable, then, proceed to argue that 
 simultaneity is relative, or that the exits from 
 the two houses cannot have been simultaneous ? 
 If so, his pay should be stopped. As an 
 honest and sensible man, he will frankly allow 
 that, as he was not himself at M', he cannot 
 say where the collision occurred. To present 
 the same point is another way ; if the observer 
 had been stationed at C, a point somewhere 
 between A and M, and had seen the walkers 
 meet precisely where he stood, would he then, 
 knowing their velocities to be identical, have 
 argued that they must have left their doors 
 simultaneously? Such a question deserves no 
 answer; and yet the sole difference between 
 the two citizens and Einstein's two rays of light 
 is the superior velocity of the rays. No, the 
 real problem of simultaneity has nothing to do 
 with the dogma of light-signals. A good 
 example of it can be constructed with the help 
 of the diagram in Chapter II. For, in favour- 
 able circumstances, the observer at A will see 
 the passenger walking from C to D, though 
 actually his course is CD' . The observer, 
 therefore, will regard the arrival of the pas- 
 senger at D as simultaneous with a certain 
 position of the hands of his watch. But D 
 (as distinct from D') is by this time some yards
 
 THE UNIQUE POSITION OF LIGHT 8 1 
 
 away from the passenger, who never, in fact, 
 has been anywhere near it. What, then, is 
 simultaneous with what? 
 
 These comments on simultaneity encourage 
 us, lastly, to speculate on the possible scientific 
 condition of a world peopled entirely by the 
 blind. The range of the other senses, feeling, 
 taste and touch being evidently narrower, we 
 may assume that hearing would come to occupy 
 the position assigned in our own world to 
 vision. Now, since direct apprehension of dis- 
 tant events would be limited to the range of 
 hearing, means of measuring distance by sound 
 would be imperatively required for scientific 
 purposes, and to this end great pains would 
 be spent on measuring the velocity of sound. 
 By various researches it would presently be 
 demonstrated that sound travelled in vacua 
 with a constant velocity, that this velocity was 
 finite and (for a world of sightless men) un- 
 attainable by anything else. Much import- 
 ance, finally, would be attributed to a crucial 
 experiment, in which a gun was fired from a 
 point equidistant from two lofty screens, so 
 arranged in relation to the source of the sound 
 that two echoes must return along different 
 axes, at right angles to one another. To the 
 amazement of all the listeners, the echoes 
 would run a dead heat. Comparing this result
 
 82 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 with the notorious fact that more time is 
 required for a swimmer to cross a stream and 
 return than to swim the same distance half 
 upstream and half down, the men of science 
 would be enabled to make some momentous 
 deductions. The only weak spot in the deduc- 
 tions would be that between the case of the 
 echoes and the case of the ordinary swimmer 
 there was, in fact, no difference at all.
 
 CHAPTER VI 
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 
 
 AT THE END of the second chapter I used, with 
 some hesitation, the term ' relativity of direc- 
 tion.' Whether or no that use of ' relativity ' 
 be defensible, it is necessary to assert here, 
 even more explicitly than hitherto, that the 
 ' relativity ' lately come into fashion finds its 
 principal residence in the brains of some 
 eminent men of science. The supreme impor- 
 tance of direction has been almost ignored, and 
 the very form of the problem, as so many have 
 stated it, depends upon a misconception of its 
 nature. ' Retardation ' and the equivocal 
 ' addition of velocities ' have distorted the 
 whole enquiry. For when the swimmer is 
 judged to require more seconds to swim a given 
 distance in one direction than in another, the 
 sole reason for the variation in his time-table 
 is the varying number of yards that he swims. 
 Moreover, the yards and seconds used by the 
 swimmer are (in every relevant sense) precisely
 
 84 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 the same yards and seconds as are employed 
 for the measurements on the bank. The same 
 applies to the passenger in the train, and never, 
 I imagine, would the fact have been doubted, 
 had the lesson of the analogy between the 
 stream and the train been clearly apprehended. 
 If the passenger whose case was illustrated by 
 the diagram in Chapter II did not walk 5 em- 
 bankment yards in one embankment second, 
 he could never appear to the observers to walk 
 along the line CD, nor could he ever arrive at 
 their D on the stroke of his scheduled time. 
 Suppose the line CD had been carefully 
 chalked, and the passenger had proceeded to 
 walk along it, the soles of his boots would then 
 have been covered with chalk, but the spec- 
 tators would have vowed he never had walked 
 along CD, and the chalk they would have 
 scouted as a fake. Here, as in every analogous 
 example, there are no elastic yards and 
 seconds, no Fitzgerald contractions, no shrink- 
 ing rods or Jack-and-the-beanstalk cigars, 
 no Gulliveresque transformations of stature. 
 These are purely gratuitous fictions, invented 
 to palliate the ignorance of one simple fact, 
 that the swimmer (or walker) does not travel 
 along the measured line which his critics 
 expect him to follow. He swims with his 
 usual velocity in the river : they talk as though
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 85 
 
 he were swimming on the bank. So again, 
 when we examine the questions belonging to 
 ' addition of velocities,' the ' relativity ' is 
 found to be mythical, as soon as we dis- 
 criminate between the several velocities, set 
 each in its proper relations, and perceive, in a 
 word, that none of them are added; though 
 we can, if we please, make up a composite 
 velocity and attribute it, somewhat irrationally, 
 to one of the contributors alone. 
 
 Nevertheless, the real fact to which, in a 
 sense, the error was due, demands our renewed 
 attention. Repeating here a portion of the 
 diagram in Chapter II, 
 
 C C 1 C" C* C 
 
 D 
 
 we can easily see how the embankment error 
 might progress in the manner indicated by the 
 lines C' to C n , where the growth of the hypo- 
 tenuse symbolises the ever-widening deviation 
 from fact. To refer again to our previous 
 figures, the observers might, in the case of a 
 much faster train, have allowed one minute, 
 instead of one second, for the passage from D 
 to C. The passenger would then have been
 
 86 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 obliged to walk along a hypotenuse of 300 
 yards, in order to reach the observers' C at the 
 time prophesied for his arrival. Magnify 
 these distances to astronomical proportions, 
 and it will be found that a ray of light supposed 
 to be travelling a distance of, say, 92 million 
 miles, from D to C, in so many minutes will 
 have actually to travel (on DC') 115 millions, 
 to save the earthly sages from disappointment. 
 The problem, it is now essential to under- 
 stand, does not require the presence of any- 
 thing analogous in every detail to the behaviour 
 of the passenger in the train. Neglecting, for 
 the present, the promenades in the corridor, let 
 us advance to a new presentation of the more 
 important facts. If a man is sitting on a rail- 
 way embankment, and a friend in a passing 
 train desires to hit him with an orange, at what 
 precise moment must he throw? Should one 
 ask, perhaps, how hard he is going to throw, 
 the form of the question must be disallowed. 
 For though it is well to remember that the 
 orange need not be thrown any harder from one 
 point than from another, the notion of force 
 suggested by ' harder ' and ' softer ' we cannot 
 admit. It is enough that the orange will have 
 a certain velocity, no matter what, and that this 
 will be analogous to the still-water velocity of 
 the swimmer. In the appended diagram A is
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 8/ 
 
 the point on the bank, while the B line shows 
 the path of the train. 
 
 B B 1 B 1 B* 
 
 BA is the shortest possible line from the pas- 
 senger to the target, as measured by Euclid's 
 rules. Now, the right way to hit A is, clearly, 
 not to aim at it, as though down a slanting line 
 like B 1 A, but to aim down a Euclidean straight 
 line at right angles to the train, such as B l A l 
 or B Z A Z . The orange will travel (while we 
 keep to Euclid's terminology) along a certain 
 hypotenuse, selected to suit the pace of the 
 train and the distance from train to bank ; but, 
 if the passenger tries to throw the orange down 
 the proper line, it certainly will miss the mark, 
 and may almost re-enter the train by a window 
 nearer the engine; not because of the wind, as 
 we might carelessly allow ourselves to imagine, 
 but because of the velocity of the train. Wind 
 and gravitation we must ignore; we cannot 
 here take account of more than two velocities, 
 and the intrusion of a third would, perhaps, 
 obscure important points of principle. 
 
 The most interesting facts connected with
 
 88 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 this experiment are (i) that the man at A will 
 (almost certainly) see the orange coming along 
 the line BA ; (2) that BA is in fact the only line 
 by which the orange cannot possibly travel, 
 unless the train is at rest. For, manifestly, if 
 the orange is released at any point before B, 
 its line will not be BA; while, if it gets loose 
 exactly at B, it will necessarily miss, not indeed 
 an ordinary dimensional man, but a man who 
 can sit on the geometrical point A. The 
 Euclidean BA, that is to say, is the 
 ' straightest ' and ' shortest possible ' line to A 
 when the motion of both B and A is pro- 
 hibited; but, whenever the train is in motion, 
 the line from B 1 , B 2 , or whichever it may be, 
 will still be the ' straightest ' line to the target, 
 but by no possibility can it ever coincide with 
 the Euclidean BA. 
 
 How well Euclid knew his business ! As 
 we are now reaching the limits of his geometry 
 (or in truth have already transgressed them), a 
 word in defence of his reputation will not be 
 out of place. The whole meaning and truth 
 of his geometry are exhibited in this vital fact, 
 that BA is the shortest and straightest line only 
 when the two points are at rest. It was not for 
 Euclid himself, in a technical handbook, to dis- 
 cuss the presuppositions of his science ; but the 
 philosophers of that epoch, none more clearly
 
 8 9 
 
 than Aristotle, regarded the whole of pure 
 mathematics as outside the world of motion and 
 time. When Aristotle calls the facts studied 
 by arithmetic and geometry ' eternal/ what he 
 means is that they stand in no relation to time, 
 and therefore in none to motion. Had an im- 
 petuous pupil rushed in one day, exclaiming 
 at the top of his voice, ' In the real world, good 
 master, there are no geometrical straight lines,' 
 the philosopher would have marvelled at noth- 
 ing save the incurable taste of youth for the 
 obvious. He might, however, have thought fit 
 to ask the young gentleman whether the whole 
 of ' reality ' was comprised in the world of 
 motion and time. 
 
 While speaking of Euclid, we may seize the 
 opportunity for saying also a word about 
 
 * dimensions.' The fashion of calling time a 
 
 * fourth dimension ' is a fallacious and tiresome 
 mystification. Whoever imagines himself to 
 be thus correcting the wisdom of Euclid has 
 gone sadly astray. Ancient geometry recog- 
 nises only three dimensions (often only 
 two], because it deliberately excludes time and 
 motion. And since the meaning of the three 
 depends wholly on that exclusion, to call time 
 a fourth dimension is to talk solemn nonsense 
 in the most approved Delphic style. A man 
 who can add time to Euclid's three dimensions
 
 9O A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 should be capable of catching a rainbow and 
 penning it with three of his sheep. On the 
 other hand, when you make a different abstrac- 
 tion, and pass into the physical world, where 
 motions or ' events ' take the place of points in 
 a motionless plane, the three traditional dimen- 
 sions coalesce into ' direction,' and the only 
 other dimension is ' velocity,' wherein distance 
 in space and distance in time are fused into 
 one. True, you cannot locate an event with- 
 out something to start from, but neither can you 
 make a Euclidean construction until you have 
 selected a point of origin, which for some rea- 
 sons it may be convenient to regard as any one 
 of the three angular points of a triangle. The 
 geometry of motion requires a group of three 
 moving, or rather moveable bodies, any one of 
 which may be selected as the fixed point of 
 reference for the location in time and space of 
 the other two. Whether ' dimensions ' is a 
 suitable word for this geometry may be ques- 
 tioned, but at least let us abandon the unmean- 
 ing attempt to thrust time as a fourth dimen- 
 sion into the essentially timeless kingdom of 
 Euclid. 
 
 After this brief parenthesis we must return 
 to the orange. Thus far there is nothing 
 mysterious in its behaviour. It merely imi- 
 tates our passenger who was asked to go along
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 9 1 
 
 a line at right angles to the embankment, from 
 C to D, so as to arrive at a particular moment. 
 This he could only do by slanting across the 
 carriage from C to D f , carefully avoiding the 
 actual CD. But since in the throwing of the 
 orange we may have appeared to get rid of 
 some of the features belonging to the passenger 
 in the train, we must now observe that no 
 change of principle has been introduced; for 
 the flight of the orange is analogous in all 
 essential respects to the course of the swimmer 
 in a flowing stream, or to the walks of the pas- 
 senger in the train. In the first place, the time 
 of the orange's journey, whether it be thrown 
 from l , B 2 , or any other point, will always be 
 the same. This is involved in the selection of 
 a particular point, to suit the speed of the train. 
 Less obvious, but equally true is it that the 
 orange preserves its uniform velocity, no less 
 than the swimmer in the stream. If we endow 
 it, for instance, with a velocity of 10 yards a 
 second in ' still water,' that is to say, when 
 thrown from a motionless B to a motionless A; 
 and if the distance from B to A is fixed at 10 
 yards; the orange, no matter where it has to 
 be despatched on its journey to A, will travel, 
 with its constant velocity, exactly 10 yards in 
 one second. At the critical moment it goes to 
 the train-bank, and takes a header into the
 
 92 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 stream. For 10 yards or i second it rolls 
 across the current, and is pulled up sharply at 
 A. Were it taunted with having swum, say, 
 30 yards at three times its reputed velocity, 
 its answer, correct and irrefutable, would be 
 that the odd 20 yards and the extra velocity 
 were an impertinent contribution by the stream. 
 What is more, if the orange were a sophist, it 
 could probably get the watcher at A to swear 
 that BA was the actual line of its flight, a dis- 
 tance of exactly 10 yards. For the witness 
 would be deceived by the optical fact, which 
 some, no doubt, would call the optical illusion. 
 To trade on errors of observation is, however, 
 not the purpose of the argument. The analogy 
 to the swimmer is genuine, and is made all the 
 more valuable by the omission of a visible 
 stream, and by the fact that one of the banks 
 is running along with a speed of, perhaps, 60 
 miles an hour. Even the thrower of the 
 orange would be involved in the confusion, 
 unless he actually knew that he must hurl his 
 missile before arriving at B. For he, if he 
 looks at the right moment, will see the orange 
 strike the mark, and, not allowing for the 
 velocity of the train, may easily suppose that 
 he has thrown it ' straight ' at A. Thus he 
 and his friend on the bank will be remarkably 
 like two observers watching a swimmer go
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 93 
 
 ' straight across ' a stream, and timing him as 
 though he had travelled along the straight line 
 measured by themselves. 
 
 But now, as was recently hinted, we must 
 take the momentous step of abandoning Euclid. 
 For the sake of simplicity, I have described the 
 path of the orange as a hypotenuse, and have 
 thus represented it in the diagram. But this, 
 of course, is a misrepresentation. The same 
 reason that makes it impossible to throw the 
 orange along the line BA makes it impossible 
 for it to travel from B l or B 2 to A along a 
 Euclidean straight line. The actual path of 
 the orange will always be what we call a curve. 
 And what is a curve? In process of answer- 
 ing this question we cannot fail to throw fresh 
 light upon the problems treated already in 
 previous chapters, but treated on too narrow a 
 basis. The geometry of motion is the geo- 
 metry of curves. It contains always two, and 
 only two, elements or dimensions, velocity and 
 direction. One of its advantages over the 
 Euclidean geometry of rest and straight lines 
 lies in not being hampered by the opinion that 
 it is impossible to be in two places at once. In 
 Euclid's geometry it is impossible, not only to 
 be in two places at once, but even to go from 
 one place or point to another. Nothing 
 happens. When Euclid speaks of drawing a
 
 94 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 line from A to B, nothing moves from one point 
 to the other; he is merely reconstructing a 
 figure already analysed, so as to show its con- 
 nection with other propositions or postulates of 
 his geometry. In the geometry of motion there 
 are no * places ' or ' points,' except in so far as 
 (by the first principle of motion) some fixed 
 point of reference must always be selected as 
 n + i. Thus, when a body is regarded as 
 actually in motion, it is nowhere. Zeno, I sus- 
 pect, was well aware of this when he amused 
 himself with constructing his famous puzzles; 
 but by pretending that continuous motion must 
 be made up of discrete points or moments, he 
 was able to prove the impossibility of motion. 
 It is impossible, if you try to build it of 
 moments, each of which is essentially at rest. 
 A moving body, however, is never anywhere at 
 all ; for which reason, perhaps, it finds no diffi- 
 culty in travelling two distances and times 
 simultaneously. ' Simultaneously ' is the best 
 word at our disposal, though the bias of lan- 
 guage is too Euclidean for perfect clearness. 
 Its meaning in the present context cannot be 
 better explained than by re-examining the 
 flight of the orange. 
 
 When the orange passes from the hand of 
 the thrower to the target in a curve, what does 
 this ' curve ' represent ? It represents two
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 95 
 
 times and two distances, or, in other words, the 
 velocity of the train and the velocity assumed 
 by the orange as it leaves the thrower's hand. 
 Suppose the velocity of the orange to be 10 
 yards a second, and the velocity of the tram 
 three times as great. Then, in the second fol- 
 lowing upon the projection of the orange, the 
 train goes 30 yards in its own line of direction, 
 while the orange goes 10 yards at right angles 
 to that line. What, then, is the length of the 
 curve described by the orange? It is impos- 
 sible to doubt that its length is 30 + 10. The 
 orange travels both distances and both times, 
 and at first we seem to remark a curious dis- 
 tinction. For we should certainly say that only 
 one second was involved in the whole proceed- 
 ing, whereas in adding the distances, we add 
 them, so to speak, end to end, and make a line 
 30+10 yards in length. Yet the difference 
 is not fundamental. There is a time-curve and 
 a space-curve; the one unifies two periods of 
 time, the other two spatial distances and direc- 
 tions. Better still, perhaps, is it to say that 
 there is a single velocity-curve which embraces 
 the whole process; but in any case the first 
 step is to free the mind from the commercial 
 dogma, that one and one make two. 
 
 Meanwhile, the reader may be wondering 
 what evidence can be offered in support of the
 
 96 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 assertion that the length of the curve is the 
 sum of the two distances travelled, respectively, 
 by the train and the orange. The evidence is 
 clear enough, if we return to that most useful 
 example of the passenger and the train. When 
 discussing the ' addition of velocities ' we 
 examined chiefly the case when the train 
 travelled so many miles on the line, and the 
 passenger so many yards in the corridor, walk- 
 ing in the direction of the engine ; and at the 
 end of the hour we added both distances 
 together, though both had been travelled 
 within the same hour. Now the total distance 
 travelled, in such a case, by the train and the 
 man together is, properly speaking, a curve 
 exactly analogous to the curve described by 
 the orange. At first we may be inclined to 
 question this, because, when the man walks in 
 the same direction as the train, we seem to add 
 the two distances together in a straight line. 
 The correct answer to this, no doubt, is that in 
 the geometry of motion the straight line does 
 not exist, unless you can succeed in regarding 
 it as a species of curve; but as this may not 
 be a suitable moment for discussing that ques- 
 tion, it will be simpler to exhibit the analogy 
 to the orange by supposing the passenger not 
 to walk towards the engine, nor yet to construct 
 the still more difficult curve involved in walk-
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 97 
 
 ing directly towards the tail of the train, but to 
 content himself with walking across his car- 
 riage, from right to left or from left to right, 
 so as to transfer himself to the side of the car- 
 riage where he expects to find the platform 
 when he arrives. He walks, let us say, five 
 yards in one second, at right angles to the 
 direction of the train, and during the same 
 second the train advances 15 yards in its own 
 line. The length of the curve is then 15 + 5 
 yards, and cannot possibly be anything else. 
 It is merely like bending a supple stick into 
 a new shape, or perhaps a piece of string would 
 give a clearer illustration. 
 
 By considering the nature of a curve we thus 
 arrive at an interesting point of difference 
 between the two geometries. For in the geo- 
 metry of rest we are accustomed to learn 
 (Euclid I, 47) that, in a right-angled triangle, 
 the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the 
 sum of the squares on the other two sides; 
 while in the geometry of motion, which knows 
 nothing of straight lines and squares, the hypo- 
 tenuse is replaced by a curve, and this curve- 
 hypotenuse, if we may so name it for a moment, 
 is equal in length to the sum of the other two 
 sides. We thus get a kind of key to the trans- 
 formation of the one geometry into the other. 
 For, whenever the Euclidean straight lines
 
 98 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 make an angle (not necessarily a right angle) 
 thus : 
 
 we can always (with data analogous to those 
 which we have about the train and the orange) 
 replace the lines AB, BC by a curve equal in 
 length to their sum. We might call this the 
 velocity-curve. 
 
 With this new fact at our disposal, we are 
 obliged to re-examine the behaviour of our 
 original passenger who walked about on the 
 diagram of Chapter II. A portion of it may 
 conveniently be repeated. 
 C (3) C' 
 
 (4) 
 
 (5) 
 
 D 
 
 When refuting the ' retardation ' theory, we 
 proved indubitably that the passenger walked 
 5 yards along the line DC' (just the same class 
 of yards as he would have walked on the em- 
 bankment) ; but these 5 yards and this straight 
 line DC' exist only in the Euclidean world of
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 99 
 
 the train. For the train is at rest in relation 
 to the walking, and so one walks in it (so far 
 as Euclid allows of walking) on Euclidean 
 principles. At the same time, however, the 
 train itself was running Euclidwise on the 
 motionless earth at the assigned rate of 3 
 yards per second. When, therefore, we look 
 at the whole performance from outside, taking 
 the embankment or some other piece of ground 
 to be at rest, and regarding both train and pas- 
 senger as in motion, we see the passenger 
 describing a curve, and know that the length 
 of the curve must be neither 5 yards nor 4, 
 but 4 + 3. For one exciting moment the 
 ' retardationists ' will believe that they were 
 right after all. For was not 4 yards the dis- 
 tance they allowed him in one second, when the 
 train was to travel 3 yards in the same time? 
 But no, the * retardation ' error is really 
 exposed more patently than before. The 
 man's curve is 7 yards in length merely because 
 they assigned him a velocity of 4 yards per 
 second, and he did his best to oblige them. As 
 he was actually walking under Euclidean con- 
 ditions, his method was to walk 5 yards instead 
 of the allotted 4 ; but they assigned him these 
 4 yards per second on the assumption that he 
 was not walking under Euclidean conditions, 
 i.e. on a body at rest. And further, they sup-
 
 IOO A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 posed him to traverse the Euclidean line from 
 D to C, 4 yards in length, while in point of fact 
 (a) he walked 5 yards along the Euclidean line 
 DC 1 , (b) in the non-Euclidean world of motion 
 he described a curve of 7 yards, merely to 
 oblige them. Left to his own devices, he 
 might have walked the 4 yards across the train 
 in |- of a second ; during which time the train 
 would have moved 2f yards (f of 3 yards) ; so 
 that the length of his curve would have been 
 6f yards. Or again, he might (if the train 
 were wide enough) have walked 5 yards across 
 it in one second ; the train would have gone 3 
 yards in the same time, and the length of the 
 curve would have been 8 yards. Here, then, 
 we do indeed seem to have stumbled into 
 ' relativity.' For this double performance of 
 the passenger's in the Euclidean and the non- 
 Euclidean worlds seems to confound all esti- 
 mates of distances and times. What is more, 
 we have considered only two out of the vast 
 complex of velocities and directions really in- 
 volved. It staggers one to think of the others. 
 No catalogue of them even begins to be pos- 
 sible. Let us be content for the moment to 
 imagine the effect of introducing no more than 
 two others, the rotation of the earth and its 
 orbit round the sun. Where now is this un- 
 fortunate man ? In what direction is he going ?
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION IOI 
 
 What is his exact velocity? How shall we 
 map the curve of his journey? And why, most 
 strange of all the facts, does he display no 
 evident symptoms of mat de mer? It only 
 shows how deeply our emotions depend upon 
 our knowledge. Nevertheless, we are not 
 bound to assume that each additional velocity 
 and direction included in the totality must, as 
 it were, cancel those hitherto comprehended. 
 On the contrary, each one preserves its con- 
 stancy wheji viewed in its proper relations. 
 Just as our passenger does quietly walk his five 
 yards along a straight line drawn from one 
 point to another within the train, so again, when 
 we regard both him and the train as in motion, 
 does he describe the given curve; and so, as 
 each new velocity and direction is taken into 
 account, will the individuality of every element 
 in the growing complex be preserved. 
 
 While we were considering the problem of 
 throwing the orange in relation to Euclidean 
 parallel straight lines, we found that one line 
 of approach to A, namely, the straight line from 
 B, could never be used. Let us next try the 
 effect of introducing the circle, and with it rota- 
 tion. Take the same line AB and treat it as 
 the radius of a circle with A as the centre.
 
 102 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 B 
 
 B* 
 
 This circle we will regard as a merry-go-round, 
 on which is riding a great host of cockneys, 
 hurling oranges at A from every point of the 
 orbit, each one of them aiming along one of the 
 radii which converge upon the centre. The 
 curious thing is they never can hit it. For 
 since all the radii are equal, and each one is 
 the shortest distance to the centre, every 
 orange must miss the target for the same reason 
 which prevented the passenger in the train 
 from using the line BA for his attack. Natur- 
 ally, I am not asserting that it is impossible so 
 to hurl a missile from the rim of a whirligig as 
 to strike the centre. The point is that the 
 successful missile can never travel along a 
 Euclidean radius. So long as the oranges are 
 aimed ' straight ' at him, the owner of A can 
 sit on his housetop and laugh at his enemies. 
 
 Were such a performance to be organised, 
 what would be the result? In the world of 
 plane superficies, the shape of the orange itself 
 would be out of order. For the disc-like
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 1 03 
 
 circle, therefore, let us substitute the impres- 
 sive rotundity of the sphere. If from every 
 point on the surface of a sphere the same per- 
 petual shower of missiles were aimed at the 
 centre, each one of them would be like a walker 
 on a tight-rope striving to cross the sphere on 
 a diameter, and each would be astonished to 
 find that his own rope did not pass through the 
 centre. Moreover, since the oranges would be 
 raining perpetually from every point on the 
 surface of the sphere, without gap or intermis- 
 sion, a not less perpetual series of collisions 
 would knock each equilibrist off his rope. The 
 result would be (unless we cling to the hope 
 of a perfect sphere with a hollow at its centre) 
 the formation of a solid mass with a spherical 
 tendency never perfectly fulfilled. A lack of 
 balance, a certain awkward lop-sidedness, 
 would faintly mar its symmetry from the first. 
 Should it ever be used as a billiard ball, the 
 players would always be doubting the sincerity 
 of its roll. Thus may we dimly guess, if we 
 venture into cosmogony, how the earth or any 
 similar body could, in a purely physical sense, 
 be created. Within a vast revolving sphere, 
 an endless hurricane of particles (to choose an 
 untechnical word) might rage round an intan- 
 gible centre, or perhaps an indefinite number 
 of centres, and so build up eccentric globular
 
 IO4 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 masses. The defects of the picture are obvious 
 enough, but at present it is not worth while to 
 discuss them, since our whole hypothesis, so 
 far, is too Euclidean. We must get rid of the 
 straight-line radii, which have no real place in 
 the geometry of motion, and with them must 
 go the whole Euclidean circle, circumference 
 and all. In Euclid's circle radii and circum- 
 ference stand and fall together. The rotating 
 sphere (if that be the right name for it) obliges 
 us to think only of curves; and what this 
 means is that the ' centre ' of a system of curves 
 could never be the centre of a Euclidean circle, 
 or of a sphere regarded as being at rest. 
 
 Nevertheless, it will be useful to return for 
 a moment to the train and the parallel lines, for 
 the purpose of advancing another step. The 
 selection of the right moment for throwing the 
 missile at the target depends on two factors 
 (besides the given velocity of the missile), the 
 length of the line BA and the velocity of the 
 train. 
 
 R B 
 
 AT 
 Now, in the abstract, there is no ultimate point
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION IO5 
 
 B n , beyond which it would be useless to 
 despatch a missile, whatever the velocity of the 
 train. For there is no longest possible hypo- 
 tenuse, and, according to Euclid, it would 
 always be possible to draw a straight line from 
 A to any point on the B line, however remote. 
 We note, however, two facts of interest, (i) that, 
 the greater the length of BB n , the larger is the 
 area of the triangle across which no missile 
 despatched from B n will pass; (2) that if all 
 trains were of the same velocity (or if none 
 could exceed a certain finite velocity), the posi- 
 tion and significance of B n would be sharply 
 defined. Its actual distance from B would 
 then depend on the length of BA. The 
 further BA was extended, the more remote 
 would be the position of B n , regarded as the 
 point from which a train with a given velocity 
 must discharge its cargo for A. Or, on the 
 supposition of trains with different velocities 
 within the finite maximum, only the slower 
 ones would be able to send a missile to A 
 from any point between B n and B. 
 
 Next let us adapt the argument to the case 
 of a revolving circle. 
 
 B
 
 IO6 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 Here the line AB n is constructed on the same 
 principle as in the preceding diagram. The 
 line CB 2n is parallel to AB n , and the point 
 B 2H is meant to stand in the same relation to C 
 as B n to A. If we assume, as before, that all 
 trains are of the same velocity, or that there is, 
 at least, a maximum velocity, then, the greater 
 the length of the diameter BC, the larger will 
 be the area within which no bodies (e-g- 
 spherical masses) will be touched by missiles 
 travelling along the line B 2n C. 
 
 And now let us pass again, so far as possible, 
 from Euclid to the geometry of motion. The 
 circle, I fear, we must retain for the sake of 
 simplicity, but instead of lines like AB" and 
 CB 2n , we should have velocity-curves with their 
 length determined (in Euclidean language) by 
 the length of the other two sides of the triangle. 
 Any such point as B 2n must no longer be pic- 
 tured as a point on a straight line, nor even as 
 a point on the circumference of a rotating circle 
 (for the circle is too Euclidean), but as a point 
 somewhere in the path of a curve, the exact 
 nature of which cannot be indicated. To re- 
 present the physical universe as a system of 
 concentric circles is easy enough, but it is much 
 harder to form any distinct image of a vast 
 system of regular velocity-curves forming a 
 totality which we can only describe rather
 
 EUCLID, VELOCITY AND DIRECTION 
 
 negatively, as a non-Euclidean sphere. Yet, 
 if we suppose the distribution of ' particles ' to 
 be effected in some such way, and pass over the 
 awkward question, why any mass like the earth 
 or the sun should ever be formed at all, we can 
 understand how only the curves within a cer- 
 tain range would pass through any particular 
 mass. Each mass would be surrounded by a 
 kind of precinct proportionate to the length of 
 its ' diameter,' and so would have its own 
 flammantia moenia mundi, from beyond which 
 no traveller would be admitted. At the same 
 time, the principle (whatever it may be) which 
 accounts for the formation of one solid mass 
 would operate perpetually, and new masses 
 would continually be formed by what (in the 
 language of our metaphor) may be called bad 
 shots at the old ones. And what an eccentric 
 universe it would be ! Incidentally, too, we 
 find here another possible suggestion about the 
 velocity of light. For the figure denoted by 
 c (though the actual number of kilometres may 
 still be only an index to our own limitations) 
 may be an expression of the maximum velocity 
 of any traveller than can arrive at the earth. 
 
 Quite apart from this rash excursion into the 
 cosmos, the argument of this chapter leaves 
 us with one important corollary. For as soon 
 as we understand that the geometry of motion
 
 TO8 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 entirely excludes the Euclidean straight line, 
 we perceive that the path of every ray of light 
 coming to the earth from the sun or elsewhere 
 must be curved. There is not the smallest 
 need to drag in ' gravitation ' as a mysterious 
 force. As soon as one body is regarded as 
 being in motion relatively to another, it is as 
 certain as in the case of the orange flung from 
 the train at the target on the bank that every 
 traveller from one to the other must advance 
 in a curve. Put a candle on a little table and 
 walk round it. You may then look as 
 ' straight ' as you please at the flame, but every 
 ray will travel to your eye in a curve, and the 
 form of the curve will vary according to your 
 distance from the candle and the pace at which 
 you walk.
 
 CHAPTER VII 
 
 NON-UNIFORM MOTION AND GRAVITATION 
 
 THE strongest objection to discussing non- 
 uniform motion is that we cannot allow the 
 existence of any such thing. Our whole 
 enquiry will be deprived of whatever value it 
 has if we fail to hold fast to the direction in 
 which it has moved. Potentially, at least, we 
 rejected ' non-uniformity ' as soon as we began 
 to reflect critically on the swimmer in the 
 stream. The very notion of it is, in truth, an 
 indefensible compromise between the abstract 
 and the concrete. Either we must persevere in 
 the abstraction, ignoring superficial variations 
 in favour of the underlying constancy of direc- 
 tion and velocity, or we must endeavour to im- 
 part to the whole career of each particular body 
 the kind of inner unity that belongs to an indi- 
 vidual life. But since the latter course would 
 clearly be inappropriate to the science of velo- 
 city, we must stick to the other alternative, 
 and must learn to look unmoved, for instance, 
 upon the crash of one train into another, when 
 all the uniform velocities and directions seem 
 to be lost in a bloodstained heap. To the dis-
 
 IIO A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 passionate eye of science all remains as before, 
 placid, constant, unwavering, without change 
 of direction or speed. King and queen, pawn 
 and bishop, knight and castle, one and all pre- 
 serve their studied modes of velocity, though 
 all be tossed together and packed in a box. 
 The physical world, indeed, is no ordinary 
 chessboard. Amid the intricate convolutions 
 of spherical rotation, it is not surprising if we 
 fail to pierce through the bewildering variety 
 to the principle of uniformity beneath. Things 
 jerk and hop and stagger and swerve, changing 
 gear and direction every other moment, or 
 sinking, to all appearance, inanimate and 
 prone. Yet, before we decline to look upon 
 even the most rakish of progresses as a con- 
 tinuous and orderly career, we are bound at 
 least to ask ourselves seriously whether ' non- 
 uniform ' motion can convey to us any meaning 
 at all, except when we impose a test of unifor- 
 mity determined by some arbitrary point of 
 view. A movement may last, as we say, the 
 merest fraction of a second, but can it be non- 
 uniform while it lasts? 'Each fresh velocity- 
 curve absorbs and unifies all its ancestors, and 
 each of them preserves its being no less per- 
 fectly than the swimmer, who continues to 
 swim his normal number of yards per second 
 when you cast him into the rapids of Niagara
 
 NON-UNIFORM MOTION AND GRAVITATION 1 1 1 
 
 or the maelstrom of a boiling sea. No scienti- 
 fic conception can be grasped without an effort 
 of imagination, or retained without a certain 
 obstinate pertinacity. Consider for a moment 
 the simple dogmas of arithmetic, which few so 
 much as offer to question. The assertion that 
 2 + 1 = 3 arouses no uproar, though only 
 heaven knows what it means. It does not 
 mean, presumably, that two veterans and a 
 baby are as strong as three musketeers, or as 
 heavy as any three of the planets ; and if none 
 care to formulate such criticisms, that is not 
 because the propositions of arithmetic square 
 too closely with commonsense, but because 
 they are too absurd to discuss. In the mere 
 suggestion, therefore, that ' non-uniform 
 motion ' is only a name for the complexities of 
 analysis and calculation, there is nothing more 
 startling than in the analogous thesis, that the 
 method of counting your chickens is the same 
 before and after they are hatched. 
 
 Rotation seems always to provoke a special 
 curiosity, if only on account of its near rela- 
 tionship to the phenomena of gravitation and 
 weight. Here again we are obliged to consider 
 what kind of ^questions it is reasonable to ask, 
 and what kind of answers may fairly be 
 expected. To provide a sufficient explanation, 
 even in a physical sense, of the origin of rotary
 
 112 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 motion in general, or of the earth's particular 
 style of revolution, is a task entirely beyond the 
 scope of an hypothesis which deliberately omits 
 all such concepts as ' energy ' and ' force.' On 
 the other hand, when a special difficulty is made 
 about rotation or, at an earlier stage, about the 
 Euclidean circle, the appropriate comment is 
 that, not the circle, but rather the ' straight ' 
 line, should be questioned and pressed to ex- 
 hibit its raison d'etre. Geometry, like most 
 sciences, has usually been arranged in such an 
 order as to display to beginners its ostensible 
 elements, just as children are introduced to the 
 alphabet before they come to the reading of 
 words. Thus the point and the line are pre- 
 sented as milk for babes, even though it is a 
 little disconcerting for the infants to hear that 
 the first has no magnitude, and the second only- 
 length without breadth. Such pills we are in- 
 duced to swallow by respect for our elders, 
 not less conspicuous, some of them, for breadth 
 than for length. The straight line, too, has an 
 air of simplicity. It resembles, if not all roads, 
 at least the roads of the Romans, and seems to 
 express the idea of direction more plausibly 
 than the rim of a plate. Yet this habit of put- 
 ting elements before compounds has its dis- 
 advantages for the education of the mind. It 
 makes us forget the old and valuable maxim,
 
 NON-UNIFORM MOTION AND GRAVITATION 
 
 that the whole is naturally prior to the part. 
 Points, lines and surfaces are abstractions from 
 the solid; the elements of figures are derived 
 from the figures themselves. On the same 
 principle, the sphere alone can serve as a 
 quarry from which blocks of every shape can 
 be cut. And so, when we begin to review the 
 species of motion, we must call to mind, what 
 has been discovered already, that the straight 
 line is peculiar to the geometry of rest. Rota- 
 tion of some kind (not necessarily in a circle) 
 we are entitled to take as original ; while 
 straight translation and all intermediate varie- 
 ties should be allowed to exist only on suffer- 
 ance, as abstractions sometimes useful to the 
 understanding or as concessions to our practical 
 needs. Hence, if gravitation be rightly 
 described as a phenomenon of rotation, there 
 is good reason for adopting the provisional 
 hypothesis, that gravitation and motion are one. 
 Not long since we were discussing, in 
 semi-Euclidean fashion, the effect of throwing 
 missiles at a centre that declined to be hit. We 
 guessed how a solid mass might thus come into 
 being, with a shape not far removed from a 
 sphere. Now, obviously and rightly, we must 
 decline to produce any reason for locating a 
 centre or nucleus ' here ' rather than ' there/ 
 and for leaving vast, yawning gaps between.
 
 114 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 To the recorders of astronomical history, to the 
 bold explorers of magnetic fields and poles, to 
 the alchemist still ' cherishing his eternal hope/ 
 and perchance to the adept in sciences as yet 
 unborn, it belongs to search for answers to 
 questions such as these. I suggest merely that 
 the mass of the earth, and other similar masses, 
 may have been formed by collision and cohesion 
 of ' particles,' as they converged along curving 
 radii upon a ' centre of gravity,' as though from 
 every point on the surface of a rotating sphere. 
 If this hypothesis be allowed to stand for a 
 moment, will the meaning of gravitation be 
 simplified, and the fall of the apple excused? 
 The most essential thing, if we would make 
 any progress, is to bear always in mind the 
 constant, uniform velocity, not of light alone, 
 but of every swimmer in every stream. Seize 
 a floating log, as it moves with the sole velocity 
 of the river, and moor it for a thousand years 
 to the bank. Set it loose then, and what can 
 it possibly do but proceed in its vehicle, as 
 though the millennium had never intervened ? 
 Would you expect it to be cured of its habits? 
 Were you now to shove it upstream for a mile 
 or an hour, would you marvel if it returned as 
 before ? And is it any more (or any less) won- 
 derful, if the stone projected ' upwards ' falls 
 back on its carnage, the earth? The stone
 
 NON-UNIFORM MOTION AND GRAVITATION 11$ 
 
 was on the earth for no other reason than be- 
 cause it was going that way. To be sure, it 
 was not a stone when its substance arrived here 
 some millions of years ago ; but that, once more, 
 is a fact beyond the range of this enquiry. Why 
 one thing is a jagged flint, another a cabbage; 
 why fire kindles straw, and is quenched by 
 water; why anything is what it is, and does 
 what it does, 
 
 limus ut hie durescit, et haec ut cera 
 
 liquescit, 
 
 it is not for the science of velocity to decide. 
 All we are justified by our speculation in affirm- 
 ing is that, when one body lies or presses on 
 another, it does so because the other was in the 
 way. The passenger was interrupted in his 
 journey, and is waiting an opportunity to pro- 
 ceed. The mocking semblance of opportunity 
 is provided when one drops a stone over a 
 precipice, or tosses it into the air. It struggles, 
 so to speak, towards the old direction, but once 
 more collides with the earth. 
 
 For the better expression of the problem 1 
 must revert once more, and for the last time, to 
 the orange flung from the train. Suppose a 
 student of oranges were resolved to map the 
 course of a particular specimen on a particular 
 day, as a nurse takes her patient's temperature 
 at intervals, and registers the fluctuations on a
 
 Il6 A CRITICISM OF EINSTEIN 
 
 chart. The orange leaves London in the 
 pocket of a traveller, who takes his seat quietly 
 in the train. The speed of the train advances 
 slowly from zero to its standard 60 miles an 
 hour. Now and then, perhaps, the passenger 
 takes the orange from his pocket, plays catch 
 with it, or bounces it gently against the side of 
 the carriage, misses it presently and drops it on 
 the floor. In due course the moment for dis- 
 playing his marksmanship approaches; the 
 orange shoots from the window at right angles 
 to the train, sails smoothly along its new velo- 
 city-curve, and strikes the human target on the 
 cheek. Even now its vicissitudes are not 
 finished. It rolls down the bank at a modest 
 pace, and reposes at last in the gutter, where it 
 merely rotates about the axis of the earth and 
 circles with the earth round the sun. The 
 student, I fear, will find it a tortuous business 
 to sketch on his drawing-pad the story of so 
 eventful a day. Effects such as ' the portrait 
 of an orange travelling with several velocities 
 and in several directions at the same time ' 
 seem to call for a new post-futurist technique. 
 To maintain in the face of such complexity 
 that the velocity and direction of the orange are 
 constant is no mean challenge to faith. Yet, 
 in a sense, it is all perfectly simple. We have 
 seen already how, in one brief act of its drama,
 
 NON-UNIFORM MOTION AND GRAVITATION 1 1/ 
 
 it swam its 10 yards a second in the direction 
 of its leap from the window, notwithstanding 
 the interference of the river. So again, if we 
 choose to start from the moment it began to 
 pass along the line from B l or B* to A with a 
 certain velocity, we should rightly argue that 
 neither that velocity nor that direction were 
 extinguished when it struck the mark and rolled 
 down the hill. Or, had it chanced to stick to 
 the target, we should properly regard it as wait- 
 ing to proceed as before, whenever the earth 
 thought fit to get out of the way. And so, when 
 we remark, as probably we should, that the roll- 
 ing into the gutter had something to do with 
 ' gravitation/ with what pretence of reason do 
 we assume that this particular episode con- 
 fronts us with a new kind of problem? If we 
 pick the orange up now and fling it into the air, 
 down it will come again a few feet or yards 
 away. But do we require a mysterious ' attrac- 
 tion ' to account for its fall, any more than we 
 require a mysterious ' expulsion ' to account for 
 its departure from the hand of the thrower? 
 Or must we talk about ' action from a distance,' 
 any more than when a log is observed to float 
 with the stream from one point on the bank to 
 another some miles away? Why anything 
 goes anywhere, with any velocity, I have not 
 the slightest idea ; but why ' gravitation '
 
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 should be put in a class by itself is almost more 
 hard to understand. Far simpler is it to accept 
 the hypothesis that gravitation is the original, 
 constant velocity and direction of all things. 
 What demands explanation is not so much the 
 persistence of the original as the multiplicity 
 of apparent deviations. To map and inter- 
 pret the whole is infinitely difficult, but the task 
 does not differ in principle from the analysis of 
 one velocity-curve like the flight of the orange 
 to the bank. In that particular case we can, 
 nay, we must, confess that its uniform direction 
 and velocity are maintained. Just so do all 
 things gravitate towards a ' centre of gravity/ 
 though some are now w r elded together into our 
 earthly residence, others scattered through in- 
 numerable stars. Hence to doubt whether 
 light has weight, unless by light you mean a 
 phenomenon of consciousness, is almost as 
 strange as to doubt whether a passenger will 
 reach the ground when he leaps from the win- 
 dow of a train. If light moves at all, it gravi- 
 tates ; if it gravitates, it can be weighed in the 
 scales. 
 
 Gravitation, then, is the ' matter ' of motion, 
 comparable to the original stuff and substance 
 of things, which physicists have striven to dis- 
 cover and describe ever since Thales first de- 
 clared that the history of the world was writ
 
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 in water. As ' matter ' never appears in its 
 purity, but only in things of determinate 
 quality, so does gravitation, the original velo- 
 city and direction, never reveal itself but in the 
 monstrous complexity that baffles the under- 
 standing. When we pick up a stone or a grain 
 of dust, we hold in our hands the history of a 
 million velocities and directions, not one thou- 
 sandth part of which can ever be known and 
 discounted in our search for the original drift. 
 When we think of the world as a whole, 
 imagining it, perhaps, as a sphere rotating with 
 endless regularity, it is barely possible to im- 
 pute to ' direction ' anything more than a local 
 and arbitrary meaning, chosen to suit the 
 description of a certain group of phenomena. 
 We say, for example, that a body falls (with 
 uniform acceleration) ' more swiftly ' as it 
 approaches the earth. But why not say that it 
 moves more and more ' slowly ' in the opposite 
 direction ? Thus does a swimmer, with his 
 face to the stream, move more slowly (as they 
 say on the bank) in one direction, as the stream 
 urges him more swiftly in the other. Mean- 
 while, his motion, as by now we should 
 understand, is neither swifter nor slower, but 
 constant and uniform. Local prejudice must 
 not be allowed to obscure our vision. Though 
 we cannot hope to unravel the whole
 
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 tremendous skein, it will be something if we 
 can grasp in our calculations some of the more 
 prominent directions and velocities, as, for ex- 
 ample, the rotation of the earth. When the 
 stone is cast ' upwards/ it makes a fresh zig- 
 zag on the chart of its movements, but still in 
 relation to the line of normality. Throw a 
 piece of paper from the window of a moving 
 train, and, as likely as not, it will come back 
 through your own or a neighbouring window. 
 Throw an orange after it, and it ceases, super- 
 ficially, to travel in the line of the train at 60 
 miles an hour, nor does it appear to depart, 
 with its own speed of 10 yards a second, at 
 right angles to the direction of the train. Yet 
 analysis proves that it does both at once. 
 Repeat the experiment, w r ith the earth for your 
 train and the complex of rotation and orbital 
 velocity for your river, and why should you 
 stand aghast and bewildered when your mis- 
 siles do not fade away beyond the horizon of 
 sight, ripae ulterioris amor el Or once more, 
 when a billiard ball is flipped away with a 
 ' screw ' on it, it runs forward a few inches, and 
 then returns to your finger or near by. Think, 
 then, of the portentous ' screw ' or ' side ' on a 
 stone when you hurl it up into the air. Is it 
 wonderful if it cannot instantly divest itself 
 of all its existing velocities and directions, and
 
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 flash back, for your eyes to behold, into its 
 original curve? A bare glimpse of the past, 
 we may fondly imagine, is afforded us when a 
 body is allowed to fall through a vacuum; but, 
 whether that be so or not, the only reasonable 
 hypothesis is that a body, in so far as circum- 
 stances allow it, tends always to resume its 
 original curve. But that curve it was that 
 brought it to the earth. What the original 
 velocity may have been is, perhaps, only guess- 
 work. Yet if c be the greatest velocity, or 
 the greatest we can measure, within the precinct 
 round the earth, the most sane conjecture will 
 be that the velocity of all things, at least within 
 one particular zone, is most nearly gauged by 
 the velocity of light. 
 
 The riddle of beginnings is beyond our out- 
 look. Already it has been freely admitted that 
 no reason can be offered for the formation of 
 a nucleus or centre at any particular ' point ' 
 within the whole. Given the existence of one 
 such ' centre of gravity,' the image of a target 
 with inner and outer rings may help us faintly 
 to picture how a system of sun, planets and 
 satellites might arise. In place of bullets 
 arriving, some in the bull's eye, some in inner, 
 some in outer rings, we have to think of 
 velocity-curves, some of which pass through the 
 earth (the sun, or whatever it may be), others
 
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 near it, others farther and farther away. Thus 
 the approximations to (or deviations from) any 
 given centre will vary in degree, and the 
 
 * gravitation ' of one mass to another may indi- 
 cate the degree of proximity to a certain 
 direction-curve, or it may depend on the actual 
 interception of ' particles ' by a mass which 
 stood in their way. The secret, it is obvious, 
 will never be revealed until it is known how 
 any centre or nucleus is formed. Meanwhile, 
 the greatest practical difficulty lies in the 
 attempt to keep any hold on the meaning of 
 
 * direction ' when we renounce the straight line 
 altogether. We can fix our own directions by 
 local interests and certain terrestrial pheno- 
 mena; we can even get as far as mapping the 
 correlative motions and varying positions of the 
 heavenly bodies within the range of our obser- 
 vations ; but what ' direction ' means in rela- 
 tion to the whole physical universe, dimly pic- 
 tured as an orderly whirlpool of spherical 
 rotation, who is prepared to say? 
 
 The sun may * attract ' the earth, but all such 
 terms as ' attract ' and ' repel ' are excluded by 
 an hypothesis which confines itself to the 
 notions of velocity and direction. Newton's 
 magnificent attempt to express in a simple 
 formula the relation between all bodies is, as 
 everyone knows, not an attempt to say what
 
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 gravitation is, or why there should be any such 
 thing. For that reason it is compatible with a 
 dozen different explanations, and does not 
 stand or fall with any one of them. The his- 
 tory of science has shown a hundred times and 
 more that phenomena can be sufficiently 
 described, and even accurately predicted, while 
 the supposed basis of theory is radically un- 
 sound. Calculations may be verified to a 
 nicety, and verification may yet be very far 
 from proof. It may now be the destiny of 
 Newton's formula itself to become only a 
 treasured curiosity in the museum of bygone 
 ideas. None the less true will it be that by 
 the aid of that formula a thousand facts other- 
 wise inexplicable were * explained.' There is 
 a sense, therefore (and no disparaging sense), 
 in which even the calculations of a Newton are 
 less important than the conceptions of time, 
 space and motion, on which they are thought, 
 perhaps wrongly, to depend. So it is with the 
 brilliant predictions of Einstein, a stroke of 
 genius not unworthy to be compared with New- 
 ton's. For my own part, I must decline to 
 allow a genuine connection between the now 
 famous astronomical results and a theory of 
 ' relativity ' not adequately conceived. For 
 the whole doctrine of relativity is fallacious, so 
 long as the lesson of the swimmer and the
 
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 passenger is read crookedly, so long as the 
 * addition of velocities ' is a cause of confusion, 
 and so long as the ' constant velocity of light ' 
 is considered apart from the fact that the velo- 
 city of all things is constant. It is probable 
 (though I have no adequate means of judging) 
 that the phenomena so brilliantly explained by 
 Einstein will prove to be complicated with 
 optical facts, such as we have discovered in the 
 error of the bank-observers, when they suppose 
 a swimmer or a passenger to be moving along 
 a line that he studiously avoids. Let us 
 beware, however, of the dubious words ' sub- 
 jective ' and ' illusion.' Let us prefer to say, 
 for example, that certain very elusive facts 
 may be revealed to observation only when the 
 sun is totally eclipsed. If one day, through 
 some abnormal condition of the atmosphere 
 (perhaps through nothing more extraordinary 
 than a mist), the observers of one swimming 
 along what they regarded as a straight line, 
 some 60 yards in length, were suddenly to see 
 him travelling along a hypotenuse of 75 yards, 
 what would be likely to happen ? Would they 
 shout at him and bid him return to the proper 
 line? Would they be content to dismiss it as 
 ' optical illusion ' ? Or would some passing 
 critic succeed in convincing them that, for once 
 in a way, they were looking with open eyes at 
 the fact?
 
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 This brief survey is now completed. 
 The argument has been wholly physical in 
 character, and must not be mistaken for any- 
 thing but a discussion within the bounds of a 
 very narrow hypothesis. Every science is 
 created by an act of wilful abstraction; one 
 might almost say, by a determination to ignore 
 most of the facts. Every science, therefore, 
 destroys its own value as soon as it forgets its 
 own appointed limitations. The world was not 
 created with a pair of compasses, not yet by the 
 inverse calculation of distances and squares. 
 Skimming lightly over the surface of the uni- 
 verse, mathematics and physics may gather up 
 many fragments of knowledge for the instruc- 
 tion and use of mankind. Only when, con- 
 founding appearance with reality, they suppose 
 themselves to have reached the heart of the 
 mystery, does the resemblance between these 
 distinguished sciences and nonsense become 
 almost perilously complete. Yet the mind of 
 man is busy and unquiet. Among the many 
 children of Pythagoras not a few have learned, 
 by much pondering of line and number, to 
 read in the language of shadows a meaning pro- 
 found and true. So once Plato, grown 
 weary of ' hypotheses,' aspired to climb by the 
 crooked stairway of dialectic to sublime con- 
 templation of the good. So, long afterwards,
 
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 the greatest of his disciples, Plotinus, dared to 
 launch his spirit on that hazardous voyage. 
 Forsaking its earthly lodging, it sped un- 
 daunted through regions of air and fire, away 
 past sun and planets, beyond the uttermost 
 multitude of the stars ; till it came at last to the 
 awful silence, where sits throned in unfading 
 majesty the eternal, the inviolable One. 
 
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