UC-NRLF #t P* THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA GIFT OF The Estate of Mrs. Sophie D. Browi X > >* x V THE FATE OF THE VERY GREATEST I have sometimes amused myself by endeavoring to fancy what would be the fate of an individual gifted, or rather accursed, with an intellect very far superior to that of his race. Of course, he would be conscious of his superiority; nor could he (if otherwise constituted as man is) help manifesting his consciousness* Thus he would make himself enemies at all points. And since his opinions and speculations would widely differ from those of all mankind that he would be considered a madman is evident. How horribly painful such a condition I Hell could invent no greater torture than that of being charged with abnormal weakness on account of being abnormally strong. In like manner, nothing can be clearer than that a very gen erous spirit truly feeling what all merely profess must inevitably find itself misconceived in every direction its motives misinterpreted. EDGAR ALLAN POE. MADE BY THE WERNER COMPANY AKRON, OHIO O Centenarp <tition The Complete tf^orks of With Biography and Introduction by NATHAN HASKELL DOLE TEN VOLUMES Illustrated Clje dlerner Company Edition tuition LtmtteU to nc jBumftereU ^ete of tol)tc|) is COPYRIGHT 1908 BY THE WERNER COMPANY FOG v.i TALES CONTENTS VOLUMB I. BERENICE ........ THE UNPARALLELED ADVENTURE OF ONE HANS PFAALL MS. FOUND IN A BOTTLE ..... THE ASSIGNATION ...... MORELLA ........ BON-BON ...*.... LIONIZING ........ THE DUG DE L OMELETTE ..... SHADOW: A PARABLE ...... LOSS OF BREATH . . . . . KING PEST ........ METZENGERSTEIN ...... WILLIAM WILSON ....... A TALE OF JERUSALEM ..... FOUR BEASTS IN ONE ...... THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER . . . THE MAN THAT WAS USED UP Y . PACE 9 22 I GO Il6 134 143 l68 176 182 1 86 2O5 224 237 268 274 286 (vfl) M877701 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS VOLUME I. PACK EDGAR ALLAN POE . . . . Frontispiece ?T SEEMED TO ME THAT I HAD NEWLY AWAKENED FROM A CONFUSED AND EXCITING DREAM . 1 8 HIS EXCELLENCY STOOPED TO TAKE IT UP . . 26 I FOUND LITTLE DIFFICULTY IN GAINING THEM OVER TO MY PURPOSE . . . . 70 HE PORED, WITH A FIERY, UNQUIET EYE OVER A PAPER . I 12 AND THE SHADOW ANSWERED I "l AM SHADOW" 184 THE STEED BOUNDED FAR UP THE TOTTERING STAIRCASES OF THE PALACE . . . 234 CAN I SHALL I DESCRIBE MY SENSATIONS? . . 260 1 MADMAN ! I TELL YOU THAT SHE NOW STANDS WITHOUT THE DOOR" . . . . .312 ,. TTliffmiBil I I1UJJJJM INTRODUCTION THE LIFE OF EDGAR ALLAN POE BY NATHAN HASKELL DOLE IT is a laudable canon of Criticism that works of Art and Literature are to be judged absolutely on their merits, with out consideration of the character of their originators. Some of the greatest pro ductions of the human intellect are wholly anony mous; of others little or nothing is known beyond the names or dates of their authors. Time invari ably veils all personality. The life-work, however involved and entangled contemporarily with the life, ultimately crystallizes out from the mixture and stands alone. Nevertheless it is natural to desire to know all we can about artists and writers, and there is often much in their lives that throws light on the origin and significance of what we read, see or hear. Edgar Allan Poe, whom Tennyson characterized as "the most original genius that America has pro duced," was born in Boston on the i9th of January, 1809. His paternal grandfather was General David Poe (i) EDGAR ALLAN POE of Baltimore, whose services in the War of the Rev olution brought him the friendship of La Fayette. The family came from the north of Ireland. Poe and his Providence affinity, Mrs. Sarah Helen Whitman, liked to amuse themselves by tracing their pedigree back to a common ancestor named Le Poers, who went from Italy to France and from France across the channel. Enthusiastic genealogists, especially when they are in love, easily leap a gap of a gene ration or two, made small by the perspective of time. His father, the eldest of General Poe s five sons, and the only one who married, left his home, which was in Augusta, Georgia, and joined a com pany of English actors, in 1804. When the director, C. D. Hopkins, died the following year, David mar ried his widow who, as Elizabeth Arnold, is said to have been a remarkably talented dancer, singer and actor. She had also a talent for painting. An ex tant miniature gives an exquisite likeness of the sylph-like creature, with her big bright eyes, her vivacious expression, her curly hair clustering under a quaint bonnet over a fair brow, her bodice cut low and high-girdled. What the influence of this por trait had upon her impressionable son may be easily gathered from a perusal of his weird and delicately imaginative lyrics. The "Virginia Comedians" ap peared in various places, presenting various enter tainment and finally arrived in Boston, where she danced, sang and played before sympathetic aud iences. David Poe was taken ill of consumption and vanished from sight. A child, Rosalie, believed (2) INTRODUCTION to have been posthumous, came to complicate the poor mother s troubles. The exposures and priva tions connected with the life of "strolling Thespians" in those early days, when travel was rendered a misery by slow and inconvenient conveyances, and when the actors profession was considered far more derogatory than it is at present, were too much for Elizabeth Poe. After a heroic struggle to support herself and her little family of three, she died early in December at Richmond, where her company was playing. Charity took charge of the children. Henry had already been adopted by his grandfather; Rosalie was taken by a Scotch family of Mackenzies who kept a young ladies school; John Allan, a Scotchman, at the urgent insistence of his wife, since they were childless, but contrary to his own wishes, took Ed gar, who was a bright, precocious boy. The Allans were at the time in comparatively humble circum stances and lived in rooms above the shop in which he carried on trade. Allan took his family to England in 1815, and Edgar was put under the tuition of Dr. Bransby at the Manor House School at Stoke Newington, where all the associations were eminently historical and literary. He visited Scotland and the Conti nent. The influence of this environment may be traced in his story of "William Wilson." Here he began his classical education, which on his return to America, five years later, was continued under English professors until he entered the University of Virginia in 1826. John Allan made an assignment (3) EDGAR ALLAN POE in 1822, but his fortunes were retrieved in 1825 when he received a large share of the fortune of his uncle, William Gait. He immediately bought a large house and entered into the wider social life of Richmond, then one of the most interesting and aristocratic cities of the South. The son of Allan s partner long re membered young Poe as "a very beautiful boy, yet brave and manly for one so young ... a leader among his playmates." His activity sometimes led him into mischief. Once he was whipped by Allan for having taken young Ellis into the woods and keep ing him there till after dark; another time for having shot some domestic fowls belonging to Judge Bushrod Washington. He was fond of swimming, skating, and playing games. He once swam seven miles in the James, rivaling Byron s famous feat. He had a talent for declamation, though it is said that as a lec turer in later life he was not particularly eloquent. He enjoyed taking part in private theatricals. The story is told of his having once put on a mask and a sheet and tried to frighten a company of gentle men by appearing in the character of a ghost. Other practical jokes are told of him. One of his school mates called him a liar, and though he was generally peaceable he resented the term and administered a sound pummeling to his opponent, who was larger and heavier than he. It is a moot point whether he was "retiring in disposition and singularly unsociable in manner" or fairly cordial and friendly with his companions. While at the Richmond Academy he had a boyish (4) INTRODUCTION love affair which had a profound influence on his development. The mother of one of his young friends spoke kindly to him one day and filled his heart with vague dreams. She immediately became his confidante and her advice was frequently whole some for him when thrown into temptation. After her death in 1824 he used to haunt her grave. Her memory is enshrined in many of his poems. Mrs. Whitman wrote that the image of this lady, long and tenderly and sorrowfully cherished, suggested the stanzas "To Helen." Her real name was Jane a name which he could not endure. Poe himself, shortly before his death, spoke of the love that inspired these almost perfect verses as "The one, idola trous and purely ideal love of his passionate boy hood." The title to the earlier version of "Lenore" was " Helen." He had another early and more practical love- affair with a young lady named Sarah Elmirah Roys- ter. He became engaged to her, but when he entered the University his letters to her were intercepted by her father who thought her too young for such an entanglement. Years afterwards she wrote enthusi astically of him, declaring that he was a gentleman in every sense of the word and one of the most fas cinating and refined men she had ever known. She characterized his reticence, his sadness of expression, his impulsive and enthusiastic nature, his strong preju dices, his hatred of everything coarse and unrefined, his generosity, his talent for drawing and his pas sionate love for music. (5) EDGAR ALLAN POE Poe had spent scarcely six months in his foster- parents new home, when he was sent to Jefferson s new University at Charlottesville. Of the eight pro fessors six were foreign-born and men of high ac complishments. It may have well been that Poe s English training had specially fitted him in the lan guages, for there is record of his skill in capping Latin verses, and a voluntary translation which he made from Tasso brought him a high compli ment. He was fond of reading rather abstruse French books. The freedom or license which Jefferson had taken for the basis of the University training, had its undoubted advantages, but the lack of supervision was disastrous upon the life of such a youth as Edgar Allan Poe. Although many of the young men who were Poe s college contemporaries rose to eminence, yet there was unquestionably an unusual amount of dissipation drinking, gambling and other riotous conduct. Poe had more pocket-money than was good for him, and while he took advantage of the facilities afforded for study and debate he was Sec retary of the JefTersonian Society and was reported as excellent in the Senior Latin and Senior French class there seems to be no doubt that he involved himself seriously in so-called " debts of honor." When he returned to Richmond he entered Allan s count ing-room; but when that gentleman refused to sanc tion Poe s debts amounting to about $2,000 they quarreled and parted. Poe evidently went to Boston; (6) INTRODUCTION for there, in 1827, was printed by Calvin F. S. Thomas, a tiny forty-page booklet entitled "Tamerlane and Other Poems by a Bostonian." On the back of a picture which Poe s mother had painted she had in scribed these words: "For my little son Edgar, who should ever love Boston, the place of his birth, and where his mother found her best and most sympa thetic friends." It may be that Edgar as it were in stinctively returned to his birthplace in search of some of these friends. It has been pointed out that the names of some of them occur in Poe s earlier stories. In the preface to Tamerlane he says: "The greater part of the poems which compose this little volume were written in the year 1821-2, when the author had not completed his fourteenth year. They were of course not intended for publication; why they are now published concerns no one but him self. Of the smaller pieces very little need be said: they perhaps savor too much of egotism; but they were written by one too young to have any knowl edge of the world but from his own breast. . . . In Tamerlane he has endeavored to expose the folly of even risking the best feelings of the heart at the shrine of Ambition. He is conscious that in this there are many faults (besides that of the general character of the poem), which he flatters himself he could, with little trouble, have corrected, but unlike many of his predecessors he has been too fond of his early productions to amend them in his old age." (7) EDGAR ALLAN POE He was eighteen years old! Forty copies of " Tam erlane" were issued and most of these have disap peared. When a supposed unique example turned up, seventy-three years later, it was sold for more than $2,500, so precious was this first flowering of Poe s genius in this insignificant little brochure, des tined to fall unheeded and unknown. Viewed in the light of his later achievements, these crude, vague, yet sometimes melodious trivialities have some interest. How Poe got the money to print "Tamerlane" is not known. His later disgust with Boston and the Bostonians (whom he calls the Frogpondians) possibly dates from this period. At Boston, this same year, he enlisted as a private in the regular army under the name of Edgar A. Perry. He gave his occupa tion as that of a clerk, his age as twenty-two; the record as existing in army documents describes his height as five feet, eight inches, his eyes grey, his hair brown and his complexion fair. The truth is, if his own description may be taken as reliable, his hair was black and wavy, generally worn long, of "weblike softness and tenuity." His complexion, he says, was cadaverous; he had thin and pallid lips with a remarkably beautiful curve; his nose was of a delicate Hebtew model but with abnormally broad nostrils; his chin was finely moulded but wanting moral energy. Bishop D. P. FitzGerald describes him as a compact, well-set man, about five feet six inches high, straight as an arrow, easy- gaited, with white linen coat and trousers, black (8) INTRODUCTION velvet vest and broad Panama hat, features sad yet finely cut, shapely head and eyes that were strangely magnetic as you looked into them. Others who knew him spoke of his large, liquid and luminous eyes. It has been claimed by phrenologists that; a line dividing his face perpendicularly separated very dissimilar halves, as if each expressed a different side of his nature. He served for a time in Fort Independence but by the first of October was at Fort Moultrie, Charleston, S. C., and a year later at Fortress Monroe in his be loved Virginia. His attainments made him company clerk and assistant in the commissariat department. He was promoted on his merits to be sergeant-major. His superiors testified to his "unexceptionable con duct," his good habits, his exemplary deportment, his promptness and fidelity in the discharge of his duties, his admirable education and his excellent character. Echoes of his army service are discoverable in his stories, "The Gold Bug," "The Balloon Hoax" and "The Man That Was Used Up." He communicated with his foster-father in the early part of 1828 and a few days after the death of Mrs. Allan was in Rich mond on leave of absence. In April, he was honor ably discharged from the service with the avowed intention of entering West Point, where his classmate John B. Magruder was already a cadet. This com mission he secured through influential friends of John Allan s, and he entered the Academy in July, 1830, this time reporting his age as nineteen years and five months. (9) EDGAR ALLAN POE In the meantime he brought out his second vol ume entitled "Al Aaraaf, Tamerlane, and Minor Poems " under the imprint of Hatch & Dunning, of Baltimore. It is described as a thin octavo of seventy- one pages, bound in boards, crimson sprinkled, with yellow linen back. "Tamerlane" was rewritten, but was still left vague and abrupt. No one familiar with the "Endymion" of the gifted Keats, written undoubtedly at about the same relative age and pub lished nine years before, can read the smooth-flow ing inconsequentiality of "Al Aaraaf" without in stantly recognizing where Poe found his model. There are dozens of passages where the phrasing, the use of epithets, the classical allusions, the turn of rhyme, the rhythm, and the meaningless, meandering evolu tions of graceful imagery, would allow them to be dovetailed into "Endymion" with little break in con tinuity and almost without detection, except by the expert. Poe in a letter to Neal said: " Al Aaraaf has some good poetry and much extravagance which I have not had time to throw away. Al Aaraaf is a tale of another world the star discovered by Tycho Brahe, which appeared and disappeared so suddenly or rather, it is no tale at all." Such ara besques of verse are characteristic of young genius. " Al Aaraaf" is as far removed from the cameo direct ness of Poe s later lyrics as "Endymion" is from the chaste, classic simplicity of "Hyperion." He did not include a short poem which was pub lished in December, 1829, in "The Yankee and Bos- (10) INTRODUCTION ton Literary Gazette," edited by John Neal, of Port land, Maine. This follows: THE MAGICIAN MAGICIAN Thou dark, sea-stirring storm, Whence comest thou in thy might Nay wait, thou dim and dreamy form Storm spirit, I call thee tis mine of right Arrest thee in thy troubled flight. STORM SPIRIT Thou askest me whence I came I came o er the sleeping sea, It roused at my torrent of storm and flame, And it howled aloud in its agony, And swelled to the sky that sleeping sea. Thou askest me what I met A ship from the Indian shore, A tall proud ship with her sails all set Far down in the sea that ship I bore, My storm s wild rushing wings before. And her men will forever lie, Below the unquiet sea ; And tears will dim full many an eye Of those who shall widows and orphans be, And their days be years for their misery. A boat with a starving crew For hunger they howled and swore ; While the blood from a fellow s veins they drew I came upon them with rush and roar Far under the waves that boat I bore. (ID EDGAR ALLAN POE Two ships in a fearful fight When a hundred guns did flash I came upon them no time for flight But under the sea their timbers crash And over their guns the wild waters dash. A wretch on a single plank And I tossed him on the shore A night and a day of the sea he d drank, But the wearied wretch to the land I bore And now he walketh the land once more. MAGICIAN Storm spirit go on thy path The spirit has spread his wings And comes on the sea with a rush of wrath, As a war horse when he springs And over the earth his winds he flings And over the earth nor stop nor stay The winds of the storm-king go out on their way. (Signed) P A foot note states that the punctuation through out is the author s by desire. It might have said lack of punctuation, for there is a decided dearth of periods. Neal prophesied great things from the young poet, a part of whose manuscript he had seen; he cited a number of characteristic extracts, and said of their author: "With all their faults, if the remainder of Al Aaraaf and Tamerlane are as good as the body of the extracts here given to say nothing of the more extraordinary parts, he will deserve to stand high-- very high in the estimation of the shining brother hood." (12) ->MMHHBOMMBMMIMMHMMMMMMHMBHWMMNBBR>- INTRODUCTION Poe was duly grateful for Neal s encomium which he declared were the very first words of encourage ment that he ever remembered to have heard, and he took his Hannibal s oath that though he had as yet not written the beautiful if not magnificent poem which Neal expected of him, he was able to do it provided time was given him. It is inter esting to note that in the same number of "The Yankee" appears one of Whittier s earliest poems, not known apparently to any of his later editors or biographers. West Point provided Poe with a living. In his studies he made an excellent record but the regu larity of discipline was galling to him. It was recog nized that he was an accomplished French scholar and had a wonderful aptitude for mathematics, that he was a devourer of books, but his neglect of the ordinary routine of roll-calls, drills, and guard-duties frequently subjected him to arrest and punishment. He remained in this poet s prison only from July, 1830, until March, 1831, and was evidently delibe rate in his intention of getting himself court-martialed and expelled. Shortly after he left the Academy he published his third volume through Elam Bliss of New York. It was " respectfully dedicated" to the U. S. Corps of Cadets and consisted of an introduction in the form of a letter and eleven poems, occu pying 124 duodecimo pages. Professor Harrison calls attention to the interesting fact that Tennyson s "Poems Chiefly Lyrical" was issued only a year earlier and he says: "Certainly this collection con- (13) EDGAR ALLAN POE tains nothing of finer edge or dreamier grace than Poe s work, which was contemporary with it." Four days after the decision of the court-martial took effect Poe wrote a letter to Colonel Thayer, the Superintendent of the Academy, begging him to use his influence in assisting him to proceed to Paris and secure through the Marquis de La Fayette an appoint ment in the Polish army. What happened to him during the next two years and a half is almost wholly a matter of conjecture. In May, 1831, he wrote to William Gwynn, editor of the "Federal Gazette and Baltimore Daily Advertiser," whom he had met shortly before his appointment to West Point, and begged him to help him secure some employment, now that Mr. Allan was married again and Richmond was no longer his home. He was evidently in the vicinity of Bal timore, since he gave as an excuse for not calling, the fact that he was housed by a sprained knee. A not wholly authenticated story asserts that Poe spent that year in Baltimore with his aunt, Maria Clemm, and was paying ardent court to a young lady, who at first was fascinated by the handsome young soldier and kept up an ardent correspondence with him, the notes being exchanged through the in termediary of his cousin Virginia, then a girl of ten. He is said to have offered himself to her, but being- penniless was refused. A lover s quarrel caused by jealousy and indulgence in wine quenched this flame. She refused to receive his letters and he retaliated by writing satires on her character. This brought about a personal encounter between Poe and Mary s (H) INTRODUCTION uncle. This lady long years afterward visited Poe and his dying wife at Fordham. Such is the story. There is also a legend to the effect that Poe car ried out his project of going abroad, that he went to fight for the independence of Greece, that he wan dered to Russia, that he fought a duel in France and had other exciting adventures. This legend arose in Poe s own time and he did not deny it; probably, with his vivid imagination and his love of mystery, he liked to have it abroad. In the summer of 1833, "The Baltimore Visitor" offered prizes of $100 for the best short story and of $50 for the best poem. Poe submitted six tales and the prize was awarded to the "MS. Found in a Bot tle," though "A Descent Into the Maelstrom" was a close second. His poem, "The Coliseum" would have secured the prize for the verse competition had it not seemed inexpedient to award both to one and the same person. One of the judges who saw Poe at the time, thus described him: "He was, if any thing, below the middle size, and yet could not be described as a small man. His figure was remark ably good, and he carried himself erect and well, as one who had been trained to it. He was dressed in black, and his frock coat was buttoned to the throat, where it met the black stock, then almost universally worn. Not a particle of white was worn. Coat, hat, boots and gloves had very evidently seen their best days, but so far as mending and brushing go, everything had been done, apparently, to make them presentable. On most men his clothes would (15) EDGAR ALLAN POE have looked shabby and seedy, but there was some thing about this man that prevented one from criti cising his garments. . . . Gentleman was writ ten all over him. His manner was easy and quiet and although he came to return thanks for what he regarded as deserving them, there was nothing obse quious in what he said or did." About this time John P. Kennedy, who took an interest in the young writer, invited him to dinner, and in reply received this significant note: "Your invitation to dinner has wounded me to the quick. I cannot come for reasons of the most humiliating nature my personal appearance. You may imagine my mortification in making this disclosure to you, but it is necessary." Kennedy gave him clothing and other comfort and, to use his own words, "brought him up from the very verge of despair." The next March, John Allan died, leaving three children by his second wife. But of his large for tune which Poe states to have been $750,000 not a cent was bequeathed to the young man for whose early training he was responsible. He never forgave him. Poe wrote Kennedy, the following November, that he was wholly penniless and begged him to arrange, if possible, for Carey & Lea to advance a small sum in consideration of the "Tales of the Arabesque" which he had submitted to that firm of Philadelphia pub lishers, after his prize story had created such a sen sation. On the strength of it he had apparently married his cousin, Virginia Clemm, who was only (16) INTRODUCTION fourteen, though on the marriage bond, still pre served, her age is stated "of the full age of twenty- one years." Misstating ages seems to have been one of the Poe failings. Kennedy performed the good office which Poe requested. Carey & Lea agreed to publish the book and suggested that they be permitted to offer some of the tales to various magazines. This was done, and Poe received small sums from this source. Ken nedy also secured for Poe a chance to do literary work for T. W. White, who had just established "The Southern Literary Messenger" at Richmond. His work was so satisfactory that he was asked to become its assistant editor. His salary was at first at the rate of $10 a week, afterwards increased to $800 a year with the promise of still more. After his removal to Richmond he seems to have a period of great depression of spirits. He wrote Kennedy a letter full of despair and hinting at the possibility of committing suicide. "I am wretched" he wrote, "and know not why. Console me for you can. But let it be quickly or it will be too late. Write me immediately. Convince me that it is worth one s while, that it is at all necessary to live, and you will prove yourself indeed my friend. Persuade me to do what is right." Although he was working indefatigably for the "Messenger," one can see from contemporary letters that his enemy, Strong Drink, was again getting the better of him. White tells him most affectionately to beware of the bottle. "No man is safe " he says, (17) EDGAR ALLAN POE " who drinks before breakfast." The office of "The Messenger" was near his foster-father s old tobacco factory, a most trying juxtaposition. Poe and his young wife, with Mrs. Clemm, after lodging for a while decided to keep house and take boarders, bor rowing the money to furnish their modest establish ment. Kennedy again come to his aid and gave him also good advice about cheerfulness, early rising, working methodically and frequenting the best company only." "Be rigidly temperate both in body and mind" he wrote "and I will ensure you at a moderate premium all the success and comfort you covet." This was indeed the crisis of Poe s life. He was not able to meet it. White dismissed him in De cember, 1836. During his editorship the circulation had increased more than seven-fold. He had con tributed an extraordinary number of stories, poems and criticisms, many of which are regarded as his masterpieces. And yet, owing to his unfortunate dis ease, for it is the general consensus of expert opinion that his susceptibility to the effect of alcohol was due to a lesion of the brain, he was unable to retain a position which he had filled so admirably and which promised such brilliant rewards. He seems to have gone first to New York, where he wrote "The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym," a Poesque, De Foesque bit of imaginative realism. His little family found shelter in a "wretched wooden shanty" on Carmine Street a suggestive name. One of the boarders whom they took to help eke (18) INTRODUCTION out their meager income, declares that he never, during eight months or more, saw Poe the least affected with liquor or descend to any known vice. He described the girl-wife as "of matchless beauty and loveliness." "Her eyes" he said "could match that of any houri, and her face defy the genius of a Canova to imitate; a temper and disposition of surpassing sweetness. She had rare musical powers and a beauti ful voice." About this time William E. Burton, a Philadelphia actor and theatrical manager, was also the proprie tor of the "Gentleman s Magazine." Poe went to Philadelphia in May, 1838, and while there wrote a letter to Burton offering his services as editor. Burton was pleased and promised him $10 a week for the rest of the year, adding in his reply: "Should we remain together, which I see no reason to negative, your proposition shall be in force for 1840. A month s notice to be given on either side previous to a separation. Two hours a day, except occasionally, will, I believe, be sufficient for all required, except in the production of any article of your own. At all events, you could easily find time for any other light avocation." He adds: "I shall dine at home to-day. If you will cut your mutton with me, good. If not, write or see me at your leisure." The result was that the Poes removed to Phila delphia, which was their home for six years. They lived in a small brick tenement on North Seventh Street, cheaply but tastefully furnished, and provided (19) EDGAR ALLAN POE with ample space for a garden. His duties consisted in " proof-reading, alteration and preparation of man uscripts, with compilation of articles, such as plate articles, field sports, etc." This, together with his own contributions, kept him so busy that he con fessed himself unable to find the time for preparing a criticism of Washington Irving for the first num ber of the "Baltimore American Museum," though in his letter to its editor he said: "It is a theme upon which I should very much like to write, for there is a vast deal to be said upon it. Irving is much overrated, and a nice distinction might be drawn between his just and his surreptitious and adventitious reputation between what is due to the pioneer solely and what to the writer. The merit, too, of his tame propriety and faultlessness of style should be candidly weighed." He added the pleasant news that he had got nearly out of his late embarrassments. One of the Foes Philadelphia friends bears wit ness to the idyllic life which they enjoyed in their flower-adorned home. Of his wife, even then be ginning to fade away, this writer says: "She was an exquisite picture of patient loveliness, always wearing upon her beautiful countenance the smile of resignation, and the warm, ever-cheerful look with which she ever greeted her friends." Even Rufus W. Griswold who met him first at this time bears witness to Poe s gentlemanly qualities: "He was usually dressed with simplicity and elegance," he says, "and when once he sent for me to visit him during a period of illness caused by protracted and (20) INTRODUCTION anxious watching at the side of his sick wife, I was impressed by the singular neatness and the air of refinement in his home." C. W. Alexander, the pub lisher of "The Gentleman s Magagine," spoke of the "uniform gentleness of disposition and kindness of heart which distinguished him." Among the avocations which Poe undertook, dur ing his first year in Philadelphia, was the prepara tion of "The Conchologist s First Book." This work, for which the title-page makes Poe solely re sponsible, was in reality a revival of an expensive book published by a Professor Wyatt through the Harpers. It had not been successful and Poe s name was "put to it" as best known and most likely to aid its circulation. Professor Harrison, Poe s best and most lenient biographer says: "Poe s course in the composition of this work up to page twenty was undoubtedly irregular and reprehensible in not calling attention to the fact that the first twenty pages of the work, including preface, introduction and explanation of the shells, were a paraphrase of Captain Thomas Brown s Conchologist s Text-Book published in Glasgow in 1837, whence also Poe s plates were drawn. . . . Wyatt engaged the poet to popularize the work and issue an edition under his own (Poe s) name. Wyatt sold the book himself and is, jointly with Poe, responsible for it and its exhibition of moral obliquity." This year, 1859, was also signalized by the pub lication of the first two volume edition of the "Tales of the Grotesque and Arabesque " through Lea & (21) EDGAR ALLAN POE Blanchard of Philadelphia. Of these Professor Harri son says: "At thirty years of age, before George Eliot or Emerson, or, one might say, Walter Scott, had be gun to write, Poe had produced most of the prose and much of the verse upon which his enduring fame will rest. All the Poe types reveal themselves in these volumes and stand befere us in statuesque perfection. . ., . What Poe did in the remaining decade of his life was to refine, polish, amplify this already ample achievement, and to add those inimit able jingle poems which Emerson, having no sense of rhythm himself, strove vainly to sneer out of ex istence with an epithet. To have accomplished all this in three decades, handicapped as Poe was by disease, illness, poverty, want, and persecution, was to achieve a high and noble distinction that places him even above the young immortals, Keats and Andre Chenier, who possessed solely the gift of song." Poe soon quarreled with Burton. Passages from a letter which he wrote Burton in June seem to ex plain the cause: Poe had the ambition to establish a magazine of his own. His correspondence all his life long is full of plans for carrying out such a scheme. Burton suspected him, apparently, of un derhanded conduct in securing a possible list of sub scribers from Burton s list. Poe wrote that Burton s attempts to bully him excited only his mirth, and ad vised him to preserve the dignity of a gentleman when he addressed him again. He said: "As usual, you have wrought yourself into a pas- (22) INTRODUCTION sion with me on account of some imaginary wrong; for no real injury, or attempt at injury, have you ever received at my hands. As I live, I am utterly unable to say why you are angry, or what true grounds of complaint you have against me. You are a man of impulses; have made yourself, in consequence, some enemies; have been in many respects ill-treated by those whom you had looked upon as friends and these things have rendered you suspicious. You once wrote in your magazine a sharp critique upon a book of mine a very silly book Pym. Had I written a similar criticism upon a book of yours, you feel that you would have been my enemy for life, and you therefore imagine in my bosom a latent hos tility towards yourself. This has been a mainspring in your whole conduct towards me since our first acquaintance. It has acted to prevent all cordiality. "In a general view of human nature your idea is just but you will find yourself puzzled in judging me by ordinary motives. Your criticism was essentially cor rect, and therefore, although severe, it did not oc casion in me one solitary emotion either of anger or dislike. But even while I write these words, I am sure you will not believe them. Did I not think you, in spite of the exceeding littleness of some of your hurried actions, a man of many honorable im pulses, I would not now take the trouble to send you this letter. I cannot permit myself to suppose that you would say to me in cool blood what you said in your letter of yesterday. You are of course, only mistaken in asserting that I owe you a hundred (23) EDGAR ALLAN POE dollars, and you will rectify the mistake at once when you come to look at your accounts." He goes on to detail what he had done for the magazine, proving that he had contributed not less than ten pages a month during the year. His letter ends with these words: "Upon the whole I am not willing to admit that you have greatly overpaid me. That I did not do four times as much as I did for the magazine was your own fault. At first I wrote long articles which you deemed inadmissible, and never did I suggest any to which you had not some immediate and decided objection. Of course I grew discour aged, and could feel no interest in the journal. " I am at loss to know why you call me selfish. If you mean that I borrowed money of you you know that you offered it, and you know that I am poor. In what instance has anyone ever found me selfish ? Was there selfishness in the affront which I offered Ben jamin (whom I respect, and who spoke well of me), because I deemed it a duty not to receive commen dation at your expense ? . . Place yourself in my situation and see whether you would not have acted as I have done. You first enforced, as you say, a reduction of salary; giving me to understand thereby that you thought of parting company. You next spoke disrespectfully of me behind my back this as an habitual thing to those whom you supposed your friends, and who punctually retailed to me, as a matter of course, every ill-natured word which you uttered. Lastly you advertised your magazine for (24) INTRODUCTION sale without saying a word to me about it. I felt no anger at what you did none in the world. Had I not firmly believed it your design to give up your journal, with a view of attending to the theatre, 1 should never have dreamed of attempting one of my own. The opportunity of doing something for my self seemed a good one (and I was about to be thrown out of business) and I embraced it. Now I ask you as a man of honor and as a man of sense what is there wrong in all this? What have I done at which you have any right to take offense?" There seems to have been no claim that Poe neglected his duties as Burton s associate editor. During his years in Philadelphia he was habitually temperate. His mother-in-law testified that for years he did not taste even a glass of wine. Two years later he wrote Dr. J. E. Snodgrass of Baltimore, com plaining bitterly of Burton s treatment of him and threatening to sue him for malicious libel, though he was afraid that Burton would bring a counter suit since he had " always told him to his face, and everybody else, that he looked upon him as a black guard and a villain." Speaking of his own habits he said: " You will never be brought to believe that 1 could write what I daily write, as I write it, were I as this villain would induce those who know me not, to believe. In fine, I pledge you, before God, the solemn word of a gentleman, that I am temperate even to rigor. From the hour in which I first saw this basest of calumniators to the hour in which (25) EDGAR ALLAN POE I retired from his office in uncontrollable disgust at his chicanery, arrogance, ignorance and brutality, nothing stronger than water ever passed my lips. "It is, however, due to candor that I inform you upon what foundations he has erected his slanders. At no period of my life was I ever what men call intemperate. I never was in the habit of intoxica tion. I never drank drams, etc. But, for a period, while I resided in Richmond and edited the Mes senger, 1 certainly did give way, at long intervals, to the temptation held out on all sides by the spirit of Southern conviviality. My sensitive temperament could not stand an excitement which was an every day matter to my companions. In short, it some times happened that I was completely intoxicated. For some days after each excess I was invariably confined to bed. But it is now quite four years since 1 have abandoned every kind of alcoholic drink four years, with the exception of a single deviation, which occurred shortly after my leaving Burton, and when I was induced to the occasional use of cider, with the hope of relieving a nervous attack. ... I have now only to repeat to you, in general, my solemn assurance that my habits are as far removed from intemperance as the day from the night. My sole drink is water." In 1841, George R. Graham bought Burton s month ly and combined it with his own "Casket," under the title of "Graham s Magazine." Poe, whose scheme of a personal journal to be called "The Penn Month ly" had not materialized, was engaged as its editor INTRODUCTION and its circulation almost immediately increased from 5,000 to 57,000, and it enlisted all of the best writers of the time. Poe himself contributed to it some of his finest pieces in prose and verse, though many of them were redactions of what had appeared else where. He was editor until April, 1843. It is stated that he left the magazine in a fit of pique because, having been absent for a short time, owing to illness or some other cause, when he returned he found Rufus W. Griswold acting as his substitute. Graham himself denied afterwards that he had dis charged him. He simply walked out at seeing the interloper and could not be persuaded to enter the office again. Nevertheless, he still continued to write for "Graham s," his contributions amounting to not less than fifty all told. His written excuse for leav ing was as follows: "My reason for resigning was disgust with the namby-pamby character of the magazine a character which it was impossible to eradicate. I allude to the contemptible pictures, fashion plates, music and love tales. The salary, moreover, did not pay me for the labour which I was forced to bestow." He immediately began to lay plans again for his own magazine, and this time it was to be called "The Stylus." At the suggestion of his friend F. W. Thomas, he also went to Washington with the hope of securing some small government position. But here once more he fell under the old temptation. He was in despair; his beloved wife had ruptured a blood vessel and was hopelessly ill. (27) 6 EDGAR ALLAN POE "At each accession of the disorder " he confessed in a letter written six years later, "I loved her more dear ly and clung to her life with more desperate pertinacity. But I am constitutionally sensitive nervous in a very unusual degree. I became insane with long in tervals of horrible sanity. During these fits [of ab solute unconsciousness, I drank God only knows how often or how much. As a matter of course my enemies referred the insanity to the drink, rather than the drink to the insanity." To Mrs. Whitman he wrote: "I have abso lutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I some times so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have imperiled life and reputation and reason. It has been in the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories." In April, 1844, Poe took his wife and her mother to New York for the second time. Here he still cherished his hope of publishing "The Stylus" and he secured promises of contributors and advance sub scribers. He almost persuaded Dr. T. H. Chivers to join him in this quixotic enterprise. Chivers was the Southern poet who afterwards claimed to have first evolved the peculiar rhythm characteristic of "The Raven." Chivers had a little fortune and was not averse to expending it in a venture with a man who stood for him as the very incarnation of genius. He was not blind to his faults, however, and in commenting on his prospectus cautioned him not to be so fierce in his criticisms. In a letter written in 1840 he said: "In the Paradise of Literature I do not know one better (28) INTRODUCTION calculated than yourself to prune the young scions of their exuberant thoughts. In some instances, let me remark, you seem to me to lay aside the pruning- knife for the tomahawk, and not only to lop off the redundant limbs, but absolutely to eradicate the whole tree." Poe took himself seriously as a critic and, as he had formulated a certain canon of comparison, he was often exceedingly severe, though he was also just. His tendency to use the bludgeon naturally incensed the petty authors of the day, who were as vulner able in their conceit as they were in their produc tions. Poe could not fail to raise about his head a swarm of venomous enemies. When he reached New York with his sick wife, after an all day s journey, he found a cheap board ing-house near Cedar Street on the West Side. In his letter to Mfe. ; -Clemm he expressed himself as greatly delighted with the board. He writes in homely enthusiasm of his first supper and break fast : "The nicest tea you ever drank, strong and hot, the tea-cakes (elegant), a great dish (two dishes) of elegant ham and two of cold veal, piled up like a mountain, and large slices; and everything in the greatest profusion." He declared that he and "Sis" were "in excellent spirits" and yet, poor things, he had only four dollars and a half left. He found an engagement as "mechanical para- graphist" on N. P. Willis s "Evening Mirror" and by September writes that he is living about five miles out of the city, Virginia s health being extremely precarious. (29) EDGAR ALLAN POE Willis wrote of his association with him in the highest terms of appreciation, pitying him for being obliged to occupy a subordinate position, praising his wil lingness to carry out any suggestion. "He was in variably punctual and industrious" he says. "With his pale, beautiful and intellectual face, as a reminder of what genius was in him, it was impossible, of course, not to treat him always with deferential courtesy, and to our occasional request that he would not probe too deep in a criticism, or that he would erase a passage coloured too highly with his resent ment against society and mankind, he readily and courteously assented far more yielding than most men, we thought, on points so excusably sensitive. With a prospect of taking the lead in another peri odical, he at last voluntarily gave up his employ ment with us, and, through all this considerable period, we had seen but one presentment of the man a quiet, patient, industrious and most gentlemanly per son, commanding the utmost respect and good feel ing by his unvarying deportment and ability." He published in "The Sun" his famous "Bal loon Hoax" which like his " Pym " was accepted as genuine. Years before "The Sun" had published a "Moon Hoax" which Poe claimed was suggested by his story "Hans Pfaall s Journey to the Moon." . . . Professor Harrison says " The Balloon Hoax produced a prodigious sensation, and once more Poe rode Triton-like, on the crest of a wave of popularity, blowing his horn and scattering the spray of his laughter in the faces of the gullible." During that (30) INTRODUCTION same year, 1844, besides writing a number of tren chant reviews and several stories he made the acquaintance of James Russell Lowell, which at first promised to become a warm friendship but later de veloped into mutual coldness. In one of his letters to Lowell he names as his best poems, though criticising them as " hurried and unconsidered," " The Sleeper," "The Conqueror Worm," "The Haunted Palace," "Lenore," "Dreamland," and "The Coliseum"; and as his best tales, "Ligeia," "The Gold-Bug," "The Murders in the Rue Morgue," "The Fall of the House of Usher," "The Tell-Tale Heart," "The Black Cat," " William Wilson " and " A Descent Into the Maelstrom." In 1845, Charles F. Briggs and John Bisco estab lished "The Broadway Magazine" and, in November, Poe became associated with it. Lowell introduced Poe to Briggs who at first took kindly to him, though he confessed to grave prejudice against him, due to Griswold s report. Briggs took umbrage at Poe s attack on Longfellow and soon began to undervalue his criticisms, charging that they were "so verbal and so purely selfish that he could no longer have any sympathy with him." He also charged him with drunkenness. The weekly was temporarily sus pended, then it was resumed with Poe in Briggs s place as editor and finally, in October, he bought Bis- co s interest in it for the munificent sum of $50 ! He tried to borrow the money of both Griswold and Kennedy. He saw a fortune in the enterprise. This was a somewhat different proposition from the " large (31) EDGAR ALLAN POE octavo of 128 pages printed in bold type, single column, on the finest paper" and "circulating 20,000 copies at $5.00, with a profit of $70,000" which Poe had outlined. Of course even with Poe s popularity it was foredoomed to fail. And yet Poe had just pub lished "The Raven" concerning which Briggs wrote to Lowell " Everybody has been raven-mad about his last poem." Willis declared that in his opinion it was the most effective single example of "fugitive poetry" ever published in this country and unsur passed in English poetry for subtle conception, mas terly ingenuity of versification and consistent sustaining of imaginative lift." It flew across the Atlantic and was there enthusiastically received. It is said that Poe took it in its earliest form to Graham, telling him that his wife and Mrs. Clemm were starving and that he was in pressing need of money. Several who read it then and there condemned the poem but contributed as a charity the fifteen dollars which he received for it. From the self-sufficiency of Poe s literary criticisms it was only a step to his wild delusion that most of his contemporaries plagiarized from him. He thus involved himself in a controversy in which the tables were turned. He also made sport of that sacred movement, Boston transcendentalism, and won still more enemies. Nor did he better himself by the fiasco that he made in Boston, in October, when, instead of delivering a lecture before the Lyceum as he had been engaged to do, he disappointed his audience by reading "Al Aaraaf" and "The Raven." This year was made notable by the publication of a (32) INTRODUCTION revised edition of his poems with "The Raven" as the title-piece. The "Broadway Journal," in spite of all Poe s efforts, died. He appealed in vain for pecuniary assistance. He was obliged to relinquish the enterprise which seemed to promise so well, and retire from the city where he had made a reputation as a brilliant talker and a world-poet. He found oc cupation in writing for "Godey s Lady s Book " a series of critical articles on his contemporaries. These were entitled " The Literati " and they attracted wide at tention. One of them relating to Thomas Dunn English brought a libelous response. Poe sued Eng lish and was awarded $225. This sum it is sup posed he spent in furnishing the little cottage at Fordham. This house, which was shingled and stood with its gable end toward the street, had only three rooms, but it was " pleasantly situated on a little eleva tion in a large open space, with cherry trees about it." Here, Poe, submerged in the deepest poverty and heart-breaking misery, watched his young wife s pass ing life. Here he proposed and probably began to extend the plan of his Literati into "a book on Ameri can letters generally." But it was not completed and the MS. was afterwards lost while in Griswold s hands. A report of the sad condition of the Poes was circulated in the press and an attempt was made to aid them. Poe was mortified and tried to make the best of his situation. Mrs. Gove-Nichols visited them and left a pathetic picture of the doomed family: It was Autumn. "There was no clothing on the bed, which was only straw, but a snow- (33) EDGAR ALLAN POE white counterpane and sheets. The weather was cold, and the sick lady had the dreadful chills that accom pany the hectic fever of consumption. She lay on the straw bed, wrapped in her husband s great-coat, with a large tortoise-shell cat in her bosom. The wonderful cat seemed conscious of her great useful ness. The coat and the cat were the sufferer s only means of warmth; except as her husband held her hands, and her mother her feet." Virginia died on the thirtieth of January, 1847. Poe, who has been called "the greatest Artist of Death " is said to have arisen night after night from his sleepless pillow and gone to the grave of his lost Lenore. Under the spell of his sorrow he wrote "Ulalume." But nevertheless, after his friends had paid his debts and he had recovered from his attack of brain fever, his correspondence shows that his ambition soon awakened again. He was making an earnest effort to be abstemious; his health was im proving. He wrote some unknown friend that he was done with drinking forever. Less than a year from the death of Virginia he declared that he had never been so well. The project of a new maga zine had cropped up again and he was proposing to go South on a lecture tournee using his chances to secure subscribers. He wrote to John Neal with a view of lecturing in Portland; he also tried to se cure a hall and an audience of 300 in New York City all with the same end to start his many- times postponed " Stylus." He also wrote his trans cendental prose poem "Eureka," which he tried to (34) INTRODUCTION induce Putnam to print in an edition of 50,000 cop ies. What was more, he was rapidly falling in love with Mrs. Whitman. He had once refused to meet her, but having heard about her "eccentricities and sorrows " and having received a poetic valentine from her he wrote her: " A profound sympathy took immediate possession of my soul. I cannot better explain to you what I felt than by saying that your unknown heart seemed to pass into my bosom there to dwell forever while mine, I thought, was translated into your own. From that hour I loved you A little later he was assuring her of his eager desire to hold her close to his heart, and recalling to her how, when they had taken a walk together, the bitter, bitter tears had sprung into his eyes and he cried "Helen, I love tiow now for the first and only time." In October of that year 1848, he wrote her: "By the God who reigns in Heaven, I swear to you that my soul is incapable of dishonor that, with the exception of occasional follies and excesses which 1 bitterly lament but to which I have been driven by intolerable sorrow, and which are hourly com mitted by others without attracting any notice what ever I can call to mind no act of my life which would bring a blush to my cheek or to yours. If I have erred at all in this regard, it has been on the side of what the world would call a quixotic sense of the honorable of the chivalrous. The indul gence of this sense has been the true voluptuous- (35) EDGAR ALLAN POE ness of my life. It was for this species of luxury that in early youth I deliberately threw away from me a large fortune rather than endure a trivial wrong. Ah! how profound is my love for you, since it forces me into these egotisms for which you will inevitably despise me. On the contrary, Mrs. Whitman, who was equally sentimental engaged herself to Poe and would have married him, had not her friends made her see the folly of so rash a step. Some of Poe s letters to his " kindest best friend" Marie Louise Shew, look a little as if a slight en couragement would have inflamed his susceptible heart in that quarter also. It is notable that this Mrs. Shew, who had come as a good angel to help the distressed family and staid on, not only suggested to Poe the theme of "The Bells," but also actually, in pretending to mimic his style, gave him the start for each stanza of the earliest form of the poem. It con sisted at first of eighteen lines, but it was not pub lished until it had been rewritten at least twice, and then not until six months after its author s death. Poe is said to have written "Annabel Lee" in response to a poem of Mrs. Whitman s entitled "The Island of Dreams." Still another of the lovely women to whom Poe was devoted in the last year of his life, was Mrs. S. D. Lewis, whom he celebrated as "Stella." Poe called her " the best educated, if not the most accomplished of American authoresses." Poe wrote his "Enigma" to her. Her name is hidden in the lines. He also INTRODUCTION became acquainted with Annie Richmond of West- ford, when he went to Lowell to lecture. To her he addressed a poem which has hidden meaning. All sorts of disappointments overwhelmed him. Magazines on which he placed reliance failed; some of his articles were lost in the mails. He wrote Annie Richmond that he was full of dark forebodings, that his life seemed wasted, but he declared that he would struggle on and hope against hope. He went to make a visit in Richmond. He told Mrs. Lewis that he had a presentiment that he should never see her again. At Philadelphia he stayed with j. Sartain, who published a magazine. He was pos sessed with the notion that some foe was pursuing him. He wanted to borrow a razor to remove his moustache and disguise himself. It was long before ne found rest from his disordered fancies. When he reached Richmond his fame had preceded him, and for ten weeks he was feted and royally entertained. He delivered several lectures and recited his "Raven." He renewed old friendships and, what was more ex traordinary, became once more engaged to the old flame of his University and Academy days, Sarah Elmirah Royster, then the widow of a man named Shelton. At Richmond, Poe took the temperance pledge which was so soon and so fatally broken. On his way back to New York he stopped in Baltimore; in some unknown way he fell in with evil companions, who may or may not have drugged and robbed him of the $1,500 which he is said to have made in Richmond. He was taken to the hospital and there, after declar- (37) EDGAR ALLAN POE ing that the best thing his best friend could do would be to blow his brains out with a pistol, he died on the seventh of October. His last words were " Lord help my poor soul." Such was the distressful life of Edgar Allan Poe. The world has long since recognized his transcend ent genius. It has seen in his sad failings rather the result of environment and circumstance than of any deliberate breaking of moral law; it was disease and not sin prepense. All that is forgotten and forgiven. His works are accepted as a splendid legacy of lit erature. In them there is not a line to erase. They are full of lofty purity and fine imagination. They will live. (38) BERENICE Dicebant mihi sodales, si sepulchrum arnicas visitarem, curas meas aliquantulum fore levatas. EBN ZAIAT. ISERY is manifold. The wretchedness of IV /I earth is multiform. Overreaching the I y I wide horizon as the rainbow, its hues are as various as the hues of that arch as distinct too, yet as intimately blended. Overreaching the wide horizon as the rain bow! How is it that from beauty I have derived a type of unloveliness ? from the covenant of peace, a simile of sorrow? But, as in ethics, evil is a consequence of good, so, in fact, out of joy is sorrow born. Either the memory of past bliss is the anguish of to-day, or the agonies which are, have their origin in the ecstasies which MIGHT HAVE BEEN. My baptismal name is Egaeus ; that of my family I will not mention. Yet there are no towers in the land more time-honored than my gloomy, gray, hereditary halls. Our line has been called a race of visionaries ; and in many striking particulars-^ the character of the family mansion, in the frescoes of the chief saloon, in the tapestries of the dormitories, in the chiselling of some buttresses in the armory, but more especially in the gallery of antique paintings, in the fashion of the library chamber, and, lastly, in the i EDGAR ALLAN POE very peculiar nature of the library s contents there is more than sufficient evidence to warrant the be lief. The recollection of my earliest years are connected with that chamber, and with its volumes of which latter I will say no more. Here died my mother. Herein was I born. But it is mere idleness to say that I had not lived before that the soul has no previous existence. You deny it? let us not argue the matter. Convinced myself, I seek not to convince. There is, however, a remembrance of aerial forms of spiritual and meaning eyes of sounds, musical yet sad; a* remembrance which will not be excluded; a memory like a shadow vague, variable, indefinite, unsteady; and like a shadow, too, in the impossibility of my getting rid of it while the sunlight of my reason shall exist. In that chamber was I born. Thus awaking from the long night of what seemed, but was not, nonentit}^ at once into the very regions of fairy-land into a palace of imagination into the wild dominions of monastic thought and erudition, it is not singular that I gazed around me with a startled and ardent eye, that I loitered away my boyhood in books, and dissipated my youth in revery; but it is singular that as years rolled away, and the noon of manhood found me still in the mansion of my fathers it is wonderful what a stagnation there fell upon the springs of my life wonderful how total an inversion took place in the character of my commonest thought. The realities of the world affected me as visions, and 10 BERENICE as visions only, while the wild ideas of the land of dreams became, in turn, not the material of my every-day existence, but in very deed that existence utterly and solely in itself. ***** Berenice and I were cousins, and we grew up to gether in my paternal halls. Yet differently we grew -I, ill of health, and buried in gloom she, agile, graceful, and overflowing with energy; hers the ramble on the hillside, mine, the studies of the cloister; I, living within my own heart and addicted, body and soul, to the most intense and painful meditation she, roaming carelessly through life, with no thought of the shadows in her path, or the silent flight of the raven- winged hours. Berenice ! I call upon her name Berenice ! and from the gray ruins of memory a thousand tumultuous recollections are startled at the sound! Ah, vividly is her image before me now, as in the early days of her light- heartedness and joy! O gorgeous yet fantastic beauty! sylph amid the shrubberies of Arnheim!; O naiad among its fountains ! And then then all \ is mystery and terror, and a tale which should not be told. Disease a fatal disease, fell like the simoon upon her frame ; and even, while I gazed upon her the spirit of change swept over her, pervading her mind, her habits, and her character, and, in a manner the most subtle and terrible, disturbing even the identity of her person ! Alas ! the destroyer came and went ! and the victim where is she ? I knew her not or knew her no longer as Berenice ! u EDGAR ALLAN POE Among the numerous train of maladies superin duced by that fatal and primary one which effected a revolution of so horrible a kind in the moral and physical being of my cousin may be mentioned, as the most distressing and obstinate in its nature, a species of epilepsy not unfrequently terminating in TRANCE itself trance very nearly resembling posi tive dissolution, and from which her manner of re covery was, in most instances, startlingly abrupt. In the meantime, my own disease for I have been told that I should call it by no other appellation my own disease, then, grew rapidly upon me, and as sumed finally a monomaniac character of a novel and extraordinary form hourly and momently gaining vigor and at length obtaining over me the most incomprehensible ascendency. This monomania, if I must so term it, consisted in a morbid irritability of those properties of the mind in metaphysical science termed the ATTENTIVE. It is more than probable that I am not understood; but I fear, indeed, that it is in no manner possible to convey to the mind of the merely general reader an adequate idea of that nervous INTENSITY OP INTEREST with which, in my II "* n " " -v-^j^** case, the powers of meditation (not to speak technic ally) busied and buried themselves, in the contempla tion of even the most ordinary objects of the universe. To muse for long unwearied hours, with my atten tion riveted to some frivolous device on the margin or in the typography of a book ; to become absorbed, for the better part of a summer s day, in a quaint shadow falling aslant upon the tapestry or upon the floor; to 12 BERENICE i entire night, in wj flame of a lamp or the embers of a fire; to dream lose myself, for an entire night, in watching the steady away whole days over the perfume of a flower; to repeat, monotonously, some common word, until the i vey any idea whatever to the mind; to lose all sense of motion or physical existence, by means of absolute bodily quiescence long and obstinately persevered in, such were a few of the most common and least pernicious vagaries induced by a condition of the mental faculties, not, indeed, altogether unparalleled, but certainly bidding defiance to anything like anal ysis or explanation. Yet let me not be misapprehended. The undue, earnest, and morbid attention thus excited by objects, in their own nature frivolous, must not be confounded in character with that ruminating propensity common to all mankind, and more especially indulged in by persons of ardent imagination. It was not even, as might be at first supposed, an extreme condition, or exaggeration of such propensity, but primarily and essentially distinct and different. In the one instance, the dreamer, or enthusiast, being interested by an object usually NOT frivolous, imperceptibly loses sight of this object in a wilderness of deductions and sug gestions issuing therefrom, until, at the conclusion of a day-dream OFTEN REPLETE WITH LUXURY, he finds the incitamentum, or first cause of his musings, en tirely vanished and forgotten. In my case, the pri mary object was INVARIABLY FRIVOLOUS, although as suming, through the medium of my distempered 13 EDGAR ALLAN POE vision, a refracted and unreal importance. Few deductions, if any, were made; and those few pertinaciously returning in upon the original object as a center. The meditations were NEVER pleasurable ; and at the termination of the revery the first cause, so far from being out of sight, had attained that supernaturally exaggerated interest which was the prevailing feature of the disease. In a word, the powers of mind more particularly exercised were, with me, as I have said before, the ATTENTIVE, and are. with the day-dreamer, the SPECULATIVE. My books, at this epoch, if they did not actually serve to irritate the disorder, partook, it will be per ceived, largely, in their imaginative and incon sequential nature, of the characteristic qualities of the disorder itself. I well remember, among others, the treatise of the noble Italian, Coelius Secundus Curio, De Amplitudine Beati Regni Dei; St. Austin s great work, The City of God; and Tertullian s De Came Christi, in which the paradoxical sentence, "Mortuus est Dei filius; credibile est quid ineptum est; et sepultus resurrcxit; cerium est quia impossibile est," occupied my undivided time, for many weeks of laborious and fruitless investigation. Thus it will appear that, shaken from its balance only by trivial things, my reason bore resemblance to that ocean-crag spoken of by Ptolemy Hephestion, which steadily resisting the attacks of human vio lence, and the fiercer fury of the waters and the winds, trembled only to the touch of the flower called Aspho del. And although, to a careless thinker, it might BERENICE appear a matter beyond doubt, that the alteration pro duced by her unhappy malady, in the MORAL condition of Berenice, would afford me many objects for the exercise of that intense and abnormal meditation whose nature I have been at some trouble in ex plaining, yet such was not in any degree the case. In the lucid intervals of my infirmity, her calmity, indeed, gave me pain/>nd, taking deeply to heart that total wreck of her fair and gentle life, I did not fail to ponder, frequently and bitterly, upon the wonder-working means by which so strange a revolu tion had been so suddenly brought to pass. But these reflections partook not of the idiosyncrasy of my disease, and were such as would have occurred, under similar circumstances, to the ordinary mass of man kind. True to its own character, my disorder revelled in- the less important but more startling changes wrought in the physical frame of Berenice - in the singular and most appalling distortion of her personal identity. During the brightest days of her unparalleled beauty, most surely I had never loved her. In the strange anomaly of my existence, feelings with me HAD NEVER BEEN of the heart, and my passions ALWAYS WERE of the mind. Through the gray of the early morning among the trellised shadows of the forest at noonday and in the silence of my library at night she had flitted by my eyes, and I had seen her not as the living and breathing Berenice, but as the Berenice of a dream; not as a being of the earth, earthy, but as the abstraction of such a being; EDGAR ALLAN POE not as a thing to admire, but to analyze; not as aiv object of love, but as the theme of the most abstruse although desultory speculation. And NOW now I shuddered in her presence, and grew pale at her approach; yet, bitterly lamenting her fallen and desolate condition, I called to mind that she had loved me long, and in an evil moment I spoke to her of marriage. And at length the period of our nuptials was ap proaching, when, upon an afternoon in the winter of the year, one of those unseasonably warm, calm, and misty days which are the nurse of the beautiful Hal cyon,* I sat (and sat, as I thought alone) in the inner apartment of the library. But, uplifting my eyes, I saw that Berenice stood before me. Was it my own excited imagination or the misty influence of the atmosphere or the uncertain twilight of the chamber or the gray draperies which fell around her figure that caused in it so vacillating and indistinct an outline? I could not tell. She spoke no word; and I not for worlds could I have uttered a syllable ! An icy chill ran through my frame; a sense of insufferable anxiety oppressed me; a consuming curiosity pervaded my soul; and, sinking back upon the chair, I remained for some time breathless and motionless, with my eyes riveted upon her person. Alas! its emaciation * For as Jove, during the winter season, gives twice seven days of warmth, men have called this clement and temperate time the nurse of the beautiful Halcyon. . Simonides. 16 BERENICE was excessive, and not one vestige of the former be ing lurked in any single line of the contour. My burning glances at length fell upon the face. The forehead was high and very pale, and singu larly placid; and the once jetty hair fell partially over it, and overshadowed the hollow temples with innumerable ringlets, now of a vivid yellow, and jarring discordantly, in their fantastic character, with the reigning melancholy of the countenance. The eyes were lifeless, and lustreless, and seemingly pupilless, and I shrank involuntarily from their glassy stare to the contemplation of the thin and shrunken lips. They parted; and in a smile of peculiar meaning, THE TEETH of the changed Berenice disclosed themselves slowly to my view. Would to God that I had never beheld them, or that, having done so, I had died! ***** The shutting of a door disturbed me, and looking up, I found that my cousin had departed from the chamber. But from the disordered chamber of my brain had not, alas ! departed, and would not be driven away, the white and ghastly SPECTRUM of the teeth. Not a speck on their surface not a shade on their enamel not an indenture in their edges but what that brief period of her smile had sufficed to brand in upon my memory. I saw them NOW even more unequivocally than I beheld them THEN. Ike teeth ! the teeth ! they were here, and there, and everywhere, and visibly and palpably before me; long, narrow, and excessively white, with the pale i 2 17 EDGAR ALLAN POE lips writhing about them, as in the very moment of their first terrible development. Then came the full fury of my MONOMANIA, and I struggled in vain against its strange and irresistible influence. In the multiplied objects of the external world I liad no thoughts but for the teeth. For these I longed with a frenzied desire. All other matters and all different interests became absorbed in their single contempla tion. They, they alone were present to the mental eye, and they, in their sole individuality, became the essence of my mental life. I held them in every light. I turned them in every attitude. I surveyed their characteristics. I dwelt upon their peculiarities. I pondered upon their conformation. I mused upon the alteration in their nature. I shuddered as I as signed to them, in imagination, a sensitive and sen tient power, and, even when unassisted by the lips, a capability of moral expression. Of Mademoiselle Salle it has been well said: "Que tons ses pas etaient des sentiments," and of Berenice I more seri ously believed que tons ses dents etaient des idees. Des idees! ah, here was the idiotic thought that de stroyed me! Des idees! ah, THEREFORE it was that J coveted him so madly! I felt their possession ould alone ever restore me to peace, in giving me back to reason. And the evening closed in upon me thus and then the darkness came, and tarried, and went and the day again dawned and the mists of_a second night were now gathering around and still I sat ^mo tionless in that solitary room and still I sat buried 18 BERENICE in meditation and still the PHANTASMA of the teeth / maintained its terrible ascendency, as, with the most i vivid and hideous distinctness, it floated about amidj the changing lights and shadows of the chamber. At length there broke in upon my dreams a cry as of horror and dismay; and thereunto, after a pause, succeeded the sound of troubled voices, intermingled with many low moanings of sorrow or of pain. I arose from my seat, and throwing open one of the doors of the library, saw standing out in the ante chamber a servant maiden, all in tears, who told me that Berenice was no more! She had been seized with epilepsy in the early morning, and now, at the closing in of the night, the grave was ready for its tenant, and all the preparations for the burial were completed. * * * * I found myself sitting in the library, and again sitting there alone. It seemed to me that I had newly awakened from a confused and exciting dream. I knew that it was now midnight, and I was well aware, that since the setting of the sun, Berenice had been interred. But of that dreary period which intervened I had no positive, at least no definite, comprehension. Yet its memory was replete with horror horror more horrible from being vague, and terror more terrible from ambiguity. It was a fear ful, page in the record of my existence, written all over with dim, and hideous, and unintelligible recol lections. I strived to decipher them, but in vain; while ever and anon, like the spirit of a departed EDGAR ALLAN POE sound, the shrill and piercing shriek of a female voice .seemed to be ringing in my ears. I had done a deed what was it ? I asked myself the question aloud, and the whispering echoes of the chamber answered me, "WHAT WAS IT?" On the table beside me burned a lamp, and near it lay a little box. It was of no remarkable character, and I had seen it frequently before, for it was the property of the family physician; but how came it THERE, upon my table, and why did I shudder in regarding it? These things were in no manner to be accounted for, and my eyes at length dropped to the open pages of a book, and to a sentence under scored therein. The words were the singular but simple ones of the poet Ebn Zaiat: "Dicebant mihi sodales si sepulchrum amicce visitarem, curas meas aliquantulum fore levatas." Why, then, as I perused them, did the hairs of my head erect themselves on end, and the blood of my body become congealed within my veins? There came a light tap at the library door and, pale as the tenant of a tomb, a menial entered upon tiptoe. His looks were wild with terror, and he spoke to me in a voice tremulous, husky, and very low. What said he? Some broken sentences I heard. He told of a wild cry disturbing the silence of the night . of the gathering together of the household of a search in the direction of the sound; and then his tones grew thrillingly distinct as he whispered me of a violated grave, of a disfigured body enshrouded, yet still breathing, still palpitating, STILL ALIVE ! 20 BERENICE He pointed to my garments ; they were muddy and clotted with gore. I spoke not, and he took me gently by the hand: it was indented with the im press oi human nails. He directed my attention to some object against the wall. I looked at it for some minutes ; it was a spade. With a shriek I bounded to the table, and grasped the box that lay upon it. But I could not force it open; and, in my tremor it slipped from my hands and fell heavily, and burst into pieces ; and from it, with a rattling sound, there rolled out some instruments of dental surgery, inter mingled with thirty-two small, white, and ivory-look ing substances that were scattered to and fro about the floor. 21 THE UNPARALLELED ADVENTURE OF ONE HANS PFAALL With a heart of furious fancies, Whereof I am commander, With a burning spear and a horse of air, To the wilderness I wander. Tom O Bedlam s Song. Y LATE accounts from Rotterdam, that I j city seems to be in a high state of ~J philosophical excitement. Indeed, phe nomena have there occurred of a na ture so completely unexpected so entirely novel so utterly at variance with precon ceived opinions as to leave no doubt on my mind that long ere this all Europe is in an uproar, all physics in a ferment, all reason and astronomy to gether by the ears. It appears that on the day of - (I am not positive about the date,) a vast crowd of people, for purposes not specifically mentioned, were as sembled in the great square of the Exchange in the well-conditioned city of Rotterdam. The day was warm -unusually so for the season there was hardly a breath of air stirring, and the multitude were in no bad humor at being now and then Vol, 1 22 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL besprinkled with friendly showers of momentary duration that fell from large white masses of cloud profusely distributed about the blue vault of the firmament. Nevertheless, about noon, a slight but remarkable agitation became apparent in the as sembly: the clattering of ten thousand tongues suc ceeded; and, in an instant afterward, ten thousand faces were upturned toward the heavens, ten thousand pipes descended simultaneously from the corners of ten thousand mouths, and a shout, which could be compared to nothing but the roaring of Niagara, re sounded long, loudly, and furiously through all the city and through all the environs of Rotterdam. The origin of this hubbub soon became sufficiently evident. From behind the huge bulk of one of those sharply defined masses of cloud already mentioned, was seen slowly to emerge into an open area of blue space a queer, heterogeneous, but apparently solid sub stance, so oddly shaped, so whimsically put together, as not to be in any manner comprehended, and never to be sufficiently admired, by the host of sturdy burghers who stood open-mouthed below. What could it be? In the name of all the devils in Rot terdam, what could it possibly portend? No one knew; no one could imagine; no one, not even the burgomaster, Mynheer Superbus Von Underduk, had the slightest clew by which to unravel the mystery; so, as nothing more reasonable could be done, every one, to a man, replaced his pipe carefully in the corner of his mouth, and, maintaining an eye steadily upon the phenomenon, puffed, paused, waddled about, EDGAR ALLAN POE and grunted significantly; then waddled back, grunted, paused, and, finally, puffed again. In the meantime, however, lower and still lower toward the goodly city, came the object of so much curiosity, and the cause of so much smoke. In a very few minutes it arrived near enough to be accurately discerned. It appeared to be yes ! it WAS undoubtedly a species of balloon; but surely no SUCH balloon had ever been seen in Rotterdam be fore. For who, let me ask, ever heard of a balloon manufactured entirely of dirty newspapers ? No man in Holland certainly; yet here, under the very noses of the people, or rather at some distance ABOVE their noses, was the identical thing in question, and com posed (I have it on the best authority) of the precise material which no one had ever before known to be used for a similar purpose. It was an egregious in sult to the good sense of the burghers of Rotterdam. As to the shape of the phenomenon, it was even still more reprehensible, being little or nothing better than a huge fool s-cap turned upside down. And this similitude was regarded as by no means lessened when, upon nearer inspection, the crowd saw a large tassel depending from its apex, and, around the upper rim or base of the cone, a circle of little instruments, resembling sheep-bells, which kept up a continual tinkling to the tune of Betty Martin. But still worse. Suspended by blue ribbons to the end of this fantastic machine, there hung, by way of car, an enormous drab beaver hat, with a brim superlatively broad, and a hemispherical crown with a black band and a silver 24 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL buckle. It is, however, somewhat remarkable that many citizens of Rotterdam swore to having seen the same hat repeatedly before; and indeed the whole assembly seemed to regard it with eyes of familiarity ; while the vrow Grettel Pfaall, upon sight of it, uttered an exclamation of joyful surprise, and declared it to be the identical hat of her goodman himself. Now this was a circumstance the more to be observed, as Pfaall, with three companions, had actually disap peared from Rotterdam about five years before, in a very sudden and unaccountable manner, and up to the date of this narrative all attempts at obtaining intelligence concerning them had failed. To be sure, some bones which were thought to be human, mixed up with a quantity of odd-looking rubbish, had been lately discovered in a retired situation to the east of the city ; and some people went so far as to imagine that in this spot a foul murder had been committed, and that the sufferers were in all probability Hans Pfaall and his associates. But to return. The balloon (for such no doubt it was) had now descended to within a hundred feet of the earth, allowing the crowd below a sufficiently distinct view of the person of its occupant. This was in truth a very singular somebody. He could not have been more than two feet in height; but this altitude, little as it was, would have been sufficient to destroy his EQUILIBRIUM and tilt him over the edge of his tiny car but for the intervention of a circular rim reach ing as high as the breast and rigged on to the cords of the balloon. The body of the little man was more EDGAR ALLAN POE than proportionally broad, giving to his entire figure a rotundity highly absurd. His feet, of course, could not be seen at all. His hands were enormously large. His hair was gray, and collected into a queue be hind. His nose was prodigiously long, crooked, and inflammatory; his eyes full, brilliant, and acute; his chin and cheeks, although wrinkled with age, were broad, puffy, and double; but of ears of any kind there was not a semblance to be discovered upon any portion of his head. This odd little gentleman was dressed in a loose surtout of sky-blue satin, with tight breeches to match, fastened with silver buckles at the knees. His vest was of some bright yellow material ; a white taffety cap was set jauntily on one side of his head; and, to complete his equipment, a blood- red silk handkerchief enveloped his throat, and fell down, in a dainty manner, upon his bosom, in a fantastic bow-knot of super-eminent dimensions. Having descended, as I said before, to about one hundred feet from the surface of the earth, the little old gentleman was suddenly seized with a fit of trepi dation, and appeared disinclined to make any nearer approach to terra firma. Throwing out, therefore, a quantity of sand from a canvas bag, which he lifted with great difficulty, he became stationary in an in stant. He then proceeded, in a hurried and agitated manner, to extract from a side-pocket in his surtout a large morocco pocketbook. This he poised sus piciously in his hand, then eyed it with an air of ex treme surprise, and was evidently astonished at its weight. He at length opened it, and, drawing there- ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL from a huge letter sealed with red sealing-wax and tied carefully with red tape, let it fall precisely at the feet of the burgomaster, Superbus Von Underbuk. His Excellency stooped to take it up. But the aeronaut, still greatly discomposed, and having apparently no further business to detain him in Rot terdam, began at this moment to make busy prepara tions for departure; and it being necessary to dis charge a portion of ballast to enable him to reascend, the half-dozen bags which he threw out, one after another, without taking the trouble to empty their contents, tumbled, every one of them, most unfor tunately, upon the back of the burgomaster, and rolled him over and over no less than half a dozen times, in the face of every individual in Rotterdam. It is not to be supposed, however, that the great Underduk suffered this impertinence on the part of the little old man to pass off with impunity. It is said, on the contrary, that during each of his half- dozen circumvolutions he emitted no less than half a dozen distinct and furious whiffs from his pipe, to which he held fast the whole time with all his might, and to which he intends holding fast (God willing) until the day of his decease. In the meantime the balloon arose like a lark, and, soaring far away above the city, at length drifted quietly behind a cloud similar to that from which it had so oddly emerged, and was thus lost forever to the wondering eyes of the good citizens of Rotterdam. All attention was now directed to the letter, the descent of which, and the consequences attending 27 EDGAR ALLAN POE thereupon, had proved so fatally subversive of both person and personal dignity to his Excellency, Yon Underduk. That functionary, however, had not failed, during his circumgyratory movements, to bestow a thought upon the important object of secur ing the epistle, which was seen, upon inspection, to have fallen into the most proper hands, being actually addressed to himself and Professor Rubadub, in their official capacities of President and Vice-President of the Rotterdam College of Astronomy. It was ac cordingly opened by those dignitaries upon the spot, and found to contain the following extraordinary, and indeed very serious, communication : 1 l To their Excellencies Ton Underduk and Rubadub, President and Vice-President of the States College of Astronomer s, in the city of Rotterdam. "Your Excellencies may perhaps be able to re member an humble artisan, by name Hans Pfaall, and by occupation a mender of bellows, who, with three others, disappeared from Rotterdam, about five years ago, in a manner which must have been con sidered unaccountable. If, however, it so please your Excellencies, I, the writer of this communication, am the identical Hans Pfaall himself. It is well known to most of my fellow-citizens that for the period of forty years I continued to occupy the little square brick building at the head of the alley called Sauerkraut, in which I resided at the time of my disappearance. My ancestors have also resided 28 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL therein time out of mind they, as well as my self, steadily following the respectable and indeed lucrative profession of mending of bellows: for, to speak the truth, until of late years that the heads of all the people have been set agog with politics, no better business than my own could an honest citizen of Rotterdam either desire or deserve. Credit was good, employment was never wanting, and there was no lack of either money or good-will. But, as I was saying, we soon began to feel the effects of liberty, and long speeches, and radicalism, and all that sort of thing. People who were formerly the best customers in the world had now not a moment of time to think of us at all. They had as much as they could do to read about the revolutions, and keep up with the march of intellect and the spirit of the age. If a fire wanted fanning, it could readily be fanned with a newspaper; and as the government grew weaker, I have no doubt that leather and iron acquired durability in proportion; for, in a very short time, there was not a pair of bellows in all Rotterdam that ever stood in need of a stitch or re quired the assistance of a hammer. This was a state of things not to be endured. I soon grew as poor as a rat, and, having a wife and children to provide for, my burdens at length became intoler able, and I spent hour after hour in reflecting upon the most convenient method of putting an end to my life. Duns, in the meantime, left me little leisure for contemplation. My house was literally besieged from morning till night. There were three fellows in 29 EDGAR ALLAN POE particular who worried me beyond endurance, keep ing watch continually about my door, and threaten- Iing me with the law. Upon these three I vowed the bitterest revenge if ever I should be so happy as to get them within my clutches; and I believe nothing in the world but the pleasure of this anticipation prevented me from putting my plan of suicide into immediate execution, by blowing my brains out with a blunderbuss. I thought it best, however, to dissemble my wrath, and to treat them with promises and fair words, until, by some good turn of fate, an opportunity of vengeance should be afforded me. "One day, having given them the slip, and feeling more than usually dejected, I continued for a long time to wander about the most obscure streets with out object, until at length I chanced to stumble against the corner of a bookseller s stall. Seeing a chair close at hand, for the use of customers, I threw myself doggedly into it, and, hardly knowing why, opened the pages of the first volume which came within my reach. It proved to be a small pamphlet treatise on Speculative Astronomy, written either by Professor Encke of Berlin or by a Frenchman of somewhat similar name. I had some little tincture of information on matters of this nature, and soon be came more and more absorbed in the contents of the book, reading it actually through twice before I awoke to a collection of what was passing around me. By this time it began to grow dark, and I directed my steps toward home. But the treatise (in conjunction with a discovery in pneumatics, lately communicated 50 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL to me as an important secret by a cousin from Nantz) had made an indelible impression on my mind, and, as I sauntered along the dusky streets, I revolved carefully over in my memory the wild and sometimes unintelligible reasonings of the writer. There are some particular passages which affected my imagina tion in an extraordinary manner. The longer I meditated upon these, the more intense grew the interest which had been excited within me. The limited nature of my education in general, and, more especially, my ignorance on subjects connected with natural philosophy, so far from rendering me dif fident of my own ability to comprehend what I had read, or inducing me to mistrust the many vague notions which had arisen in consequence, merely served as a further stimulus to imagination; and I was vain enough, or perhaps reasonable enough, to doubt whether those crude ideas which, arising in ill-regulated minds, have all the appearance, may not often in effect possess all the force, the reality, and other inherent properties, of instinct or intuition. "It was late when I reached home, and I went immediately to bed. My mind, however, was too much occupied to sleep, and I lay the whole night buried in meditation. Arising early in the morning, I repaired eagerly to the bookseller s stall, and laid out what little ready money I possessed in the pur chase of some volumes of Mechanics and Practical Astronomy. Having arrived at home safely with these, I devoted every spare moment to their perusal, and soon made such proficiency in studies of this na- EDGAR ALLAN POE ture as I thought sufficient for the execution of a certain design with which either the devil or my better genius had inspired me. In the intervals of this period, I made every endeavor to conciliate the three creditors who had given me so much annoyance. In this I finally succeeded ; partly by selling enough of my household furniture to satisfy a moiety of their claim, and partly by a promise of paying the balance upon completion of a little project which I told them I had in view, and for assistance in which I solicited their services. By these means (for they were igno rant men) I found little difficulty in gaining them over to my purpose. "Matters being thus arranged, I contrived, by the aid of my wife, and with the greatest secrecy and caution, to dispose of what property I had remaining, and to borrow, in small sums, under various pre tences, and without giving any attention (I am ashamed to say) to my future means of repayment, no inconsiderable quantity of ready money. With the means thus accruing I proceeded to procure, at in tervals, cambric muslin, very fine, in pieces of twelve yards each; twine; a lot of varnish of caoutchouc; a large and deep basket of wickerwork, made to order ; and several other articles necessary in the construc tion and equipment of a balloon of extraordinary dimensions. This I directed my wife to make up as soon as possible, and gave her all requisite informa tion as to the particular method of proceeding. In the meantime I worked up the twine into network of sufficient dimensions; rigged it with a hoop and ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL the necessary cords ; and made purchase of numerous instruments and materials for experiment in the upper regions of the upper atmosphere. I then took opportunities of conveying by night, to a retired situation east of Rotterdam, five iron-bound casks, to contain about fifty gallons each, and one of a larger size; six tin tubes, three inches in diameter, properly shaped, and ten feet in length; a quantity of a PARTICULAR MBTALIC SUBSTANCE, OR SEMI-METAL, which I shall not name, and a dozen demijohns of A VERY COMMON ACID. The gas to be formed from these latter materials is a gas never yet generated by any other person than myself or at least never applied to any similar purpose. I can only venture to say here it is A CONSTITUENT OP AZOTE, so long considered irreducible, and that its density is about 37.4 times less THAN THAT OF HYDROGEN. It is tasteless, but not odorless ; burns, when pure, with a greenish flame; and is instantaneously fatal to animal life. Its full secret I would make no diffi culty in disclosing, but that it of right belongs (as I have before hinted) to a citizen of Nantz, in France, by whom it was conditionally communicated to my self. The same individual submitted to me, without being at all aware of my intentions a method of con structing balloons from the membrane of a certain animal, through which substance any escape of gas was nearly an impossibility. I found it, however, al together too expensive, and was not sure, upon the whole, whether cambric muslin with a coating of gum caoutchouc, was not equally as good. I mention this 33 EDGAR ALLAN POE circumstance because I think it probable that here after the individual in question may attempt a balloon ascension with the novel gas and material I have spoken of, and I do not wish to deprive him of the honor of a very singular invention. 11 On the spot which I intended each of the smaller casks to occupy respectively during the inflation of the balloon, I privately dug a small hole; the holes forming in this manner a circle twenty-five feet in diameter. In the center of this circle, being the station designed for the large cask, I also dug a hole of greater depth. In each of the five smaller holes, I deposited a canister containing fifty pounds, and in the larger one a keg holding one hundred and fifty pounds of cannon powder. These the keg and canisters I connected in a proper manner with covered trains; and having let into one of the canisters the end of about four feet of slow-match, I covered up the hole, and placed the cask over it, leav ing the other end of the match protruding about an inch, and barely visible beyond the cask. I then filled up the remaining holes, and placed the barrels over them in their destined situation. " Besides the articles above enumerated, I con veyed to the depftt, and there secreted, one of M. Grimm s improvements upon the apparatus for con densation of the atmospheric air. I found this ma chine, however, to require considerable alteration be fore it could be adapted to the purposes to which I intended making it applicable. But, with severe labor and unremitting perseverance, I at length met 34 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL with entire success in all my preparations. My balloon was soon completed. It would contain more than forty thousand cubic feet of gas; would take me up easily, I calculated, with all my implements, and, if I managed rightly, with one hundred and seventy-five pounds of ballast into the bargain. It had received three coats of varnish, and I found the cambric muslin to answer all the purposes of silk it self, being quite as strong and a good deal less ex pensive. " Everything being now ready, I exacted from my wife an oath of secrecy in relation to all my actions from the day of my first visit to the book seller s stall; and promising, on my part, to return as soon as circumstances would permit, I gave her what little money I had left, and bade her fare well. Indeed I had no fear on her account. She was what people call a notable woman, and could manage matters in the world without my assistance. I believe, to tell the truth, she always looked upon me as an idle body, a mere makeweight, good for nothing but building castles in the air, and was rather glad to get rid of me. It was a dark night when I bade her good-bye, and taking with me, as aides-de-camp, the three creditors who had given me so much trouble, we carried the balloon, with the car and accoutrements, by a roundabout way, to the station where the other articles were deposited. We there found them all unmolested, and I proceeded immediately to business. "It was the first of April. The night, as I said 35 EDGAR ALLAN POE before, was dark; there was not a star to be seen; and a drizzling rain, falling at intervals, rendered us very uncomfortable. But my chief anxiety was con cerning the balloon, which, in spite of the varnish with which it was defended, began to grow rather heavy with the moisture; the powder also liable to damage. I therefore kept my three duns working with great diligence, pounding down ice around the central cask, and stirring the acid in the others. They did not cease, however, importuning me with questions as to what I intended to do with all this apparatus, and expressed much dissatisfaction at the terrible labor I made them undergo. They could not perceive, so they said, what good was likely to re sult from their getting wet to the skin, merely to take a part in such horrible incantations. I began to get uneasy, and worked away with all my might, for I verily believe the idiots supposed that I had entered into a compact with the devil, and that, in short, what I was now doing was nothing better than it should be. I was therefore in great fear of their leaving me altogether. I contrived, however, to pacify them by promises of payment of all scores in full as soon as I could bring the present business to a termination. To these speeches they gave, of course, their own interpretation; fancying, no doubt, that at all events I should come into possession of vast quantities of ready money; and provided I paid them all I owed, and a trifle more, in consideration of their services, I dare say they cared very little what became of either my soul or my carcass. ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL "In about four hours and a half I found the balloon sufficiently inflated. I attached the car, there fore, and put all my implements in it: a telescope; a barometer with some important modifications; a thermometer ; an electrometer ; a compass ; a mag netic needle; a seconds watch; a bell; a speaking- trumpet, etc., etc., etc. ; also a globe of glass, ex hausted of air, and carefully closed with a stopper, not forgetting the condensing apparatus, some unslacked lime, a stick of sealing-wax, a copious supply of water, and a large quantity of provisions, such as pemmican, in which much nutriment is con tained in comparatively little bulk. I also secured in the car a pair of pigeons and a cat. "It was now nearly daybreak, and I thought it high time to take my departure. Dropping a lighted cigar on the ground, as if by accident, I took the opportunity, in stooping to pick it up, of igniting privately the piece of slow-match, the end of which, as I said before, protruded a little beyond the lower rim of one of the smaller casks. This manoeuvre was totally unperceived on the part of the three duns; and, jumping into the car, I immediately cut the single cord which held me to earth, and was pleased to find that I shot upward with inconceivable rapidity, carrying with all ease one hundred and seventy-five pounds of leaden ballast, and able to have carried up as many more. As I left the earth, the barometer stood at thirty inches, and the centi grade thermometer at 19. "Scarcely, however, had I attained the height of EDGAR ALLAN POE fifty yards, when, roaring and rumbling up after me in the most tumultuous and terrible manner, came so dense a hurricane of fire, and gravel, and burning wood, and blazing metal, and mangled limbs, that my very heart sunk within me, and I fell down in the bottom of the car, trembling with terror. Indeed, I now perceived that I had entirely overdone the business, and that the main consequences of the shock were yet to be experienced. Accordingly, in less than a second, I felt all the blood in my body rushing to my temples, and immediately thereupon, a concussion, which I shall never forget, burst abruptly through the night, and seemed to rip the very firmament asunder. When I afterward had time for reflection, I did not fail to attribute the extreme violence of the explosion, as regarded my self, to its proper cause my situation directly above it, and in the line of its greatest power. But at the time I thought only of preserving my life. The balloon at first collapsed, then furiously ex panded, then whirled round and round with sicken ing velocity, and finally, reeling and staggering like a drunken man, hurled me over the rim of the car, and left me dangling, at a terrific height, with my head downward, and my face out ward, by a piece of slender cord about three feet in length, which hung accidentally through a crevice near the bottom of the wickerwork, and in which, as I fell, my left foot became most providentially entangled. It is impossible . utterly impossible to form any adequate idea of ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL the horror of my situation. I gasped convulsively for breath, a shudder resembling a fit of the ague agitated every nerve and muscle in my frame, I felt my eyes starting from their sockets; a horrible nausea overwhelmed me, and at length I lost all consciousness in a swoon. "How long I remained in this state it is im possible to say. It must, however, have been no inconsiderable time, for when I partially recovered the sense of existence, I found the day breaking, the balloon at a prodigious height over a wilderness of ocean, and not a trace of land to be discovered far and wide within the limits of the vast horizon. My sensations, however, upon thus recovering, were by no means so replete with agony as might have anticipated. Indeed, there was much of madness the calm survey which I began to take of my situa tion. I drew up to my eyes each of my hands, one after the other, and wondered what occurrence could have given rise to the swelling of the veins, and the horrible blackness of the finger-nails. I afterward carefully examined my head, shaking it repeatedly, and feeling it with minute attention, until I succeeded in satisfying myself that it was not, as I had more than half suspected, larger than my balloon. Then, in a knowing manner, I felt in both my breeches pockets, and, missing therefrom a set of tablets and a toothpick case, endeavored to account for their disappearance, and, not being able to do so, felt inex pressibly chargrined. It now occurred to me that I suffered great uneasiness in the joint of my left ankle, 39 e by been 3S in itna- Xj EDGAR ALLAN POE and a dim consciousness of my situation began to glimmer through my mind. But, strange to say! I was neither astonished nor horror-stricken. If I felt any emotion at all, it was a kind of chuckling satisfaction at the cleverness I was about to display in extricating myself from this dilemma; and never, for a moment, did I look upon my ultimate safety as a question susceptible of doubt. For a few min utes I remained wrapped in the profoundest medita tion. I have a distinct recollection of frequently compressing my lips, putting my forefinger to the side of my nose, and making use of other gesticula tions and grimaces common to men who, at ease in their armchairs, meditate upon matters of intricacy or importance. Having, as I thought, sufficiently collected my ideas, I now with great caution and deliberation, put my hands behind my back, and un fastened the large iron buckle which belonged to the waistband of my pantaloons. This buckle had three teeth, which, being somewhat rusty, turned with great difficulty on their axis. I brought them, how ever, after some trouble, at right angles to the body of the buckle, and was glad to find them remain firm in that position. Holding within my teeth the instrument thus obtained, I now proceeded to untie the knot of my cravat. I had to rest several times before I could accomplish this manoeuvre; but it was at length accomplished. To one end of the cravat I then made fast the buckle, and the other end I tied, for greater security, tightly around my wrist. Draw ing now my body upward, with a prodigious ex- 40 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL ertion of muscular force, I succeeded, at the very first trial, in throwing the buckle over the car, and en tangling it, as I had anticipated, in the circular rim of the wickerwork. My body was now inclined toward the side of the car at an angle of about forty-five degrees; but it must not be understood that I was therefore only forty-five degrees below the perpendicular. So far from it, I still lay nearly level with the plane of the horizon; for the change of situation which I had acquired had forced the bottom of the car consid erably outward from my position, which was ac cordingly one of the most imminent peril. It should be remembered, however, that when I fell, in the first instance, from the car, if I had fallen with my face turned toward the balloon, instead of turned out wardly from it, as it actually was ; or if, in the second place, the cord by which I was suspended had chanced to hang over the upper edge, instead of through a crevice near the bottom of the car, I say it may readily be conceived that, in either of these supposed cases, I should have been unable to accomplish even as much as I had now accomplished, and the dis closures now made would have been utterly lost to posterity. I had therefore every reason to be grate ful; although, in point of fact, I was still too stupid to be anything at all, and hung, for perhaps, a quarter of an hour, in that extraordinary manner, without making the slightest further exertion, and in a singularly tranquil state of idiotic enjoyment. But this feeling did not fail to die rapidly away, and EDGAR ALLAN POE thereunto succeeded horror and dismay, and a sense of utter helplessness and ruin. In fact, the blood so long accumulating in the vessels of my head and throat, and which had hitherto buoyed up my spirits with delirium, had now begun to retire within their proper channels, and the distinctness which was thus added to my perception of the danger, merely served to deprive me of the self-possession and courage to encounter it. But this weakness was, luckily for me, of no very long duration. In good time came to my rescue the spirit of despair, and, with frantic cries and struggles, I jerked my way bodily upward, till at length, clutching with a vise-like grip the long- desired rim, I writhed my person over it, and fell headlong and shuddering within the car. "It was not until some time afterward that I re covered myself sufficiently to attend to the ordinary cares of the balloon. I then, however, examined it with attention, and found it, to my great relief, un injured. My implements were all safe, and, fortu nately, I had lost neither ballast nor provisions. In deed, I had so well secured them in their places that such an accident was entirely out of the question. Looking at my watch, I found it six o clock. I was still rapidly ascending, and the barometer gave a present altitude of three and three-quarter miles. Immediately beneath me in the ocean, lay a small black object, slightly oblong in shape, seemingly about the size of a domino, and in every respect bear ing a great resemblance to one of those toys. Bring ing my telescope to bear upon it, I plainly discerned 42 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL it to be a British ninety-four-gun ship, close-hauled, and pitching heavily in the sea with her head to the W. S. W. Besides this ship, I saw nothing but the ocean and the sky, and the sun, which had long arisen. "It is now high time that I should explain to your Excellencies the object of my voyage. Your Excel lencies will bear in mind that distressed circum stances in Rotterdam had at length driven me to the resolution of committing suicide. It was not, how ever, that to life itself I had any positive disgust, but that I was harassed beyond endurance by the adventitious miseries attending my situation. In this state of mind, wishing to live, yet wearied with life, the treatise at the stall of the bookseller, backed by the opportune discovery of my cousin of Nantz, opened a resource to my imagination. I then finally made up my mind. I determined to depart, yet live ; to leave the world, yet continue to exist; in short, to drop enigmas, I resolved, let what would ensure, to force a passage, if I could, TO THE MOON. Now, lest I- should be supposed more of a madman than I actually am, I will detail, as well as I am able, the considerations which led me to believe that an achievement of this nature, although without doubt difficult and full of danger, was not absolutely, to a bold spirit, beyond the confines of the possible. "The moon s actual distance from the earth was the first thing to be attended to. Now, the mean or average interval between the CENTERS of the two planets is 59.9643 of the. earth s equatorial RADII, or 43 EDGAR ALLAN POE only about 237,000 miles. I say the mean or average interval; but it must be borne in mind that the form of the moon s orbit, being an ellipse of eccentricity amounting to no less than 0.05484 of the major semi- axis of the ellipse itself, and the earth s center being situated in its focus, if I could, in any manner, con trive to meet the moon in its perigee, the above- mentioned distance would be materially diminished. But, to say nothing at present of this possibility, it was very certain that, at all events, from the 237,000 miles I would have to deduct the radius of the earth, say 4,000, and the radius of the moon, say 1,080, in all 5,080, leaving an actual interval to be traversed, under average circumstances, of 231,920 miles. Now this, I reflected, was no very extraordinary distance. Traveling on the land has been repeatedly accom plished at the rate of sixty miles per hour; and, in deed, a much greater speed may be anticipated. But even at this velocity, it would take me no more than 161 days to reach the surface of the moon. There were, however, many particulars inducing me to be lieve that my average rate of traveling might possibly very much exceed that of sixty miles per hour, and, as these considerations did not fail to make a deep im pression upon my mind, I will mention them more fully hereafter. "The next point to be regarded was one of far greater importance. From indications afforded by the barometer, we find that, in ascensions from the surface of the earth we have, at the height of 1,000 feet, left below us about one-thirtieth of the entire 44 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL mass of atmospheric air; that at 10,600 we have ascended through nearly one-third; and at 18,000, which is not far from the elevation of Cotopaxi, we have surmounted one-half the material, or, at all events, one-half the PONDERABLE, body of air in cumbent upon our globe. It is also calculated that at an altitude not exceeding the hundredth part of the earth s diameter, that is, not exceeding eighty miles, the rarefaction would be so excessive that animal life could in no manner be sustained, and, moreover, that the most delicate means we possess of ascertain ing the presence of the atmosphere would be inade quate to assure us of its existence. But I did not fail to perceive that these latter calculations are founded altogether on our experimental knowledge of the properties of air, and the mechanical laws regulating its dilation and compression, in what may be called, comparatively speaking, THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY of the earth itself; and, at the same time, it is taken for granted that animal life is, and must be, essentially INCAPABLE OF MODIFICATION at any given unattainable distance from the surface. Now, all such reasoning and from such DATA must, of course, be simply analogical. The greatest height ever reached by man was that of 25,000 feet, attained in the aeronautic expedition of Messieurs Gay-Lussac and Biot. This is a moderate altitude, even when compared with the eighty miles in question; and I could not help thinking that the subject admitted room for doubt and great latitude for speculation. "But, in point of fact, an ascension being made to 45 EDGAR ALLAN POE any given altitude, the ponderable quantity of air surmounted in any FARTHER ascension is by no means in proportion to the additional height as cended (as may be plainly seen from what has been stated before), but in a RATIO constantly decreas ing. It is therefore evident that, ascend as high as we may, we cannot, literally speaking, arrive at a limit beyond which NO atmosphere is to be found. It MUST EXIST, I argued; although it MAY exist in a state of infinite rarefaction. "On the other hand, I was aware that arguments have not been wanting to prove the existence of a real and definite limit to the atmosphere, beyond which there is absolutely no air whatsoever. But a circumstance which has been left out of view by those who contend for such a limit seemed to me, although no positive refutation of their creed, still a point worthy very serious investigation. On com paring the intervals between the successive arrivals of Encke s comet at its perihelion, after giving credit, in the most exact manner, for all the disturb ances due to the attractions of the planets, it appears that the periods are gradually diminishing; that is to say, the major axis of the comet s ellipse is grow ing shorter, in a slow but perfectly regular decrease. Now, this is precisely what ought to be the case, if we suppose a resistance experienced from the comet from an extremely RARE ETHEREAL MEDIUM pervad ing the regions of its orbit. For it is evident that such a medium must, in retarding the comet s velocity, increase its centripetal, by weakening its ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL centrifugal, force. In other words, the sun s attrac tion would be constantly attaining greater power, and the comet would be drawn nearer at every revo lution. "Indeed, there is no other way of accounting for the variation in question. But again: The real diameter of the same comet s nebulosity is observed to contract rapidly as it approaches the sun, and dilate with equal rapidity in its departure toward its aphelion. Was I not justifiable in supposing, with M. Valz, that this apparent condensation of volume has its origin in the compression of the same ethereal medium I have spoken of before, and which is dense in proportion to its vicinity to the sun? The lenticular-shaped phenomenon, also, called the zodiacal light, was a matter worthy of attention. This radiance, so apparent in the tropics, and which cannot be mistaken for any meteoric lustre, extends from the horizon obliquely upward, and follows generally the direc tion of the sun s equator. It appeared to me evi dently in the nature of a rare atmosphere extending from the sun outward, beyond the orbit of Venus at least, and I believed infinitely farther.* Indeed, this medium I could not suppose confined to the path of the comet s ellipse, or to the immediate neighbor hood of the sun. It was easy, on the contrary, to imagine it pervading the entire regions of our * The zodiacal light is probably what the ancients called Trabes. " Emicant traces quas docos vacant." Pliny, lib. 2, p. 26. 47 EDGAR ALLAN POE planetary system, condensed into what we call atmosphere at the planets themselves, and perhaps at some of them modified by considerations purely geological; that is to say, modified, or varied in its proportions (or absolute nature) by matters vola tilized from the respective orbs. "Having adopted this view of the subject, I had little further hesitation. Granting that on my pas sage I should meet with atmosphere ESSENTIALLY the same as at the surface of the earth, I conceived that, by means of the very ingenious apparatus of M. Grimm, I should readily be enabled to condense it in sufficient quantity for the purposes of respiration. This would remove the chief obstacle in a journey to the moon. I had indeed spent some money and great labor in adapting the apparatus to the object intended, and confidently looked forward to its suc cessful application, if I could manage to complete the voyage within any reasonable period. This brings me back to the RATE at which it would be possible to travel. "It is true that balloons, in the first stage of their ascensions from the earth, are known to rise with a velocity comparatively moderate. Now, the power of elevation lies altogether in the superior gravity of the atmospheric air compared with the gas in the balloon; and at first sight it does not ap pear probable that, as the balloon acquires altitude, and consequently arrives successively in atmospheric STRATA of densities rapidly diminishing I say, it does not appear at all reasonable that, in this its ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL progress upward, the original velocity should be accelerated. On the other hand, I was not aware that, in any recorded ascension, a DIMINUTION had been proved to be apparent in the absolute rate of ascent; although such should have been the case, if on account of nothing else, on account of the escape of gas through balloons ill constructed, and varnished with no better material than the ordinary varnish. It seemed, therefore, that the effect of such escape was only sufficient to counterbalance the effect of the acceleration attained in the diminishing of the balloon s distance from the gravitating center. I now considered that, provided in my passage I found the MEDIUM I had imagined, and provided it should prove to be ESSENTIALLY what we denominate atmospheric air, it could make com paratively little difference at what extreme state of rarefaction I should discover it, that is to say, in regard to my power of ascending, for the gas in the balloon would not only be itself subject to similar rarefaction (in proportion to the occurrence of which I could suffer an escape of so much as would be requisite to prevent explosion), but, BEING WHAT IT WAS, would, at all events, continue specifically lighter than any compound whatever of mere nitrogen and oxygen. Thus there was a chance in fact there was a strong probability that, at no epoch of my ascent, I should reach a point where the united weights of my immense balloon, the incon ceivably rare gas within it, the car, and its contents should equal the weight of the mass of the surround- i4 49 EDGAR ALLAN POE ing atmosphere displaced; and this will be readily understood as the sole condition upon which my up ward flight would be arrested. But, if this point were even attained, I could dispense with ballast and other weight to the amount of nearly three hundred pounds. In the meantime, the force of gravitation would be constantly diminishing, in pro portion to the squares of the distances, and so, with a velocity prodigiously accelerating, I should at length arrive in those distant regions where the force of the earth s attraction would be superseded by that of the moon. "There was another difficulty, however, which occasioned me some little disquietude. It has been observed that, in balloon ascensions to any consider able height, besides the pain attending respiration, great uneasiness is experienced about the head and body, often accompanied with bleeding at the nose and other symptoms of an alarm ing kind, and growing more and more incon venient in proportion to the altitude attained.* This was a reflection of a nature somewhat startling. Was it not probable that these symp toms would increase until terminated by death itself? I finally thought not. Their origin was to be looked for in the progressive removal of the * Since the original publication of Hans Pfaall, I find that Mr. Green, of Nassau-balloon notoriety, and other late aeronauts, deny the assertions of Humboldt, in this respect, and speak of a DECREASING inconvenience, precisely in ac cordance with the theory here urged. ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL CUSTOMARY atmospheric pressure upon the surface of the body and consequent distension of the super ficial blood-vessels, not in any positive disorganiza tion of the animal system as in the case of difficulty in breathing, where the atmospheric density is CHEMICALLY INSUFFICIENT for the due renovation of blood in a ventricle of the heart. Unless for default of this renovation, I could see no reason, therefore, why life could not be sustained even in a VACUUM; for the expansion and compression of chest, com monly called breathing, is action purely muscular, and the CAUSE, not the EFFECT, of respiration. In a word, I conceived that, as the body should be come habituated to the want of atmospheric pressure, the sensations of pain would gradually diminish and to endure them while they continued, I relied with confidence upon the iron hardihood of my constitution. "Thus, may it please your Excellencies, I have detailed some, though by no means all, the con siderations which led me to form the project of a lunar voyage. I shall now proceed to lay before you the result of an attempt so apparently audacious in conception, and, at all events, so utterly unparalleled in the annals of mankind. "Having attained the altitude before mentioned that is to say, three miles and three-quarters I threw out from the car a quantity of feathers, and found that I still ascended with sufficient rapidity; there was, therefore, no necessity for discharging any ballast. I was glad of this, for I wished to retain with EDGAR ALLAN POE me as much weight as I could carry, for the obvious reason that I could not be positive either about the gravitation or the atmospheric density of the moon. I as yet suffered no bodily inconvenience, breathing with great freedom, and feeling no pain whatever in the head. The cat was lying very demurely upon my coat, which I had taken off, and eyeing the pigeons with an air of nonchalance. These latter, being tied by the leg to prevent their escape, were busily employed in picking up some grains of rice scattered for them in the bottom of the car. "At twenty minutes past six o clock, the barom eter showed an elevation of 26,400 feet, or five miles to a fraction. The prospect seemed unbounded. In deed, it is very easily calculated by means of spherical geometry how great an extent of the earth s area I beheld. The convex surface of any segment of a sphere is to the entire surface of the sphere itself as the versed sine of the segment to the diameter of the sphere. Now, in my case, the versed sine that is to say, the THICKNESS of the segment beneath me was about equal to my elevation, or the elevation of the point of sight above the sur face. As five miles, then, to eight thousand, would express the proportion of the earth s area seen by me. In other words, I beheld as much as a sixteen- hundredth part of the whole surface of the globe. The sea appeared unruffled as a mirror, although, by means of the telescope, I could perceive it to be in a state of violent agitation. The ship was no longer visible, having drifted away, apparently to the east- 52 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL ward. I now began to experience, at intervals, severe pain in the head, especially about the ears still, however, breathing with tolerable freedom. The cat and pigeons seemed to suffer no incon venience whatsoever. "At twenty minutes before seven, the balloon en tered a long series of dense cloud, which put me to great trouble by damaging my condensing apparatus and wetting me to the skin; this was, to be sure, a singular rencontre, for I had not believed it possible that a cloud of this nature could be sustained at so great an elevation. I thought it best, however, to throw out two five-pound pieces of ballast, reserving still a weight of one hundred and sixty-five pounds. Upon so doing, I soon rose above the difficulty, and perceived immediately that I had obtained a great increase in my rate of ascent. In a few seconds after my leaving the cloud, a flash of vivid lightning shot from one end of it to the other, and caused it to kindle up, throughout its vast extent, like a mass of ignited charcoal. This, it must be remembered, was in the broad light of day. No fancy may picture the sublimity which might have been exhibited by a similar phenomenon taking place amid the darkness of the night. Hell itself might have been found a fitting image. Even as it was, my hair stood on end, while I gazed afar down within the yawning abysses, letting imagination descend and stalk about in the strange vaulted halls and ruddy gulfs and red ghastly chasms of the hideous and unfathomable fire. I had indeed made a narrow escape. Had the EDGAR ALLAN POE balloon remained a very short while longer within the cloud that is to say, had not the inconvenience of getting wet determined me to discharge the ballast my destruction might, and probably would, have been the consequence. Such perils, although little considered, are perhaps the greatest which must be encountered in balloons. I had by this time, how ever, attained too great an elevation to be any longer uneasy on this head. "I was now rising rapidly, and by seven o clock, the barometer indicated an altitude of no less than nine miles and a half. I began to find great diffi culty in drawing my breath. My head, too, was ex cessively painful; and, having felt for some time a moisture about my cheeks, I at length discovered it to be blood, which was oozing quite fast from the drums of my ears. My eyes, also, gave me great uneasiness. Upon passing the hand over them they seemed to have protruded from their sockets in no inconsiderable degree ; and all objects in the car, and even the balloon itself, appeared distorted to my vision. These symptoms were more than I had ex pected, and occasioned me some alarm. At this juncture, very imprudently, and without considera tion, I threw out from the car three five-pound pieces of ballast. The accelerated rate of ascent thus ob tained carried me too rapidly, and without suffi cient gradation, into a highly rarefied STRATUM of the atmosphere, and the result had nearly proved fatal to my expedition and to myself. I was suddenly seized with a spasm which lasted for more than five 54 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL minutes, and even when this, in a measure, ceased, I could catch my breath only at long intervals and in a gasping manner, bleeding all the while copiously at the nose and ears, and even slightly at the eyes. The pigeons appeared distressed in the extreme and struggled to escape; while the cat mewed piteously, and, with her tongue hanging out of her mouth, staggered to and fro in the car as if under the in fluence of poison. I now, too late, discovered the great rashness of which I had been guilty in discharging the ballast, and my agitation was excessive. I antic ipated nothing less than death, and death in a few minutes. The physical suffering I underwent con tributed also to render me nearly incapable of mak ing any exertion for the preservation of my life. I had, indeed, little power of reflection left, and the violence of the pain in my head seemed to be greatly on the increase. Thus I found that my senses would shortly give way altogether, and I had already clutched one of the valve ropes with the view of at tempting a descent, when the recollection of the trick I had played the three creditors, and the possible consequences to myself, should I return, operated to deter me for the moment. I lay down in the bottom of the car and endeavored to collect my faculties. In this, I so far succeeded as to determine upon the ex periment of losing blood. Having no lancet, how ever, I was constrained to perform the operation in the best manner I was able, and finally succeeded in opening a vein in my left arm with the blade of my penknife. The blood had hardly commenced flowing 55 EDGAR ALLAN POE when I experienced a sensible relief, and by the time I had lost about half a moderate basinful, most of the worst symptoms had abandoned me entirely. I never theless did not think it expedient to attempt getting on my feet immediately; but, having tied up my arm as well as I could, I lay still for about a quarter of an hour. At the end of this time I arose and found my self freer from absolute PAIN of any kind than I had been during the last hour and a quarter of my as cension. The difficulty of breathing, however, was diminished in a very slight degree, and I found that it would soon be positively necessary to make use of my condenser. In the meantime, looking toward the cat, who was again snugly stowed away upon my coat, I discovered, to my infinite surprise, that she had taken the opportunity of my indisposition to bring into light a litter of three little kittens. This was an addition to the number of passengers on my part altogether unexpected; but I was pleased at the oc currence. It would afford me a chance of bringing to a kind of test the truth of a surmise which, more than anything else, had influenced me in attempting this ascension. I had imagined that the habitual endurance of the atmospheric pressure at the surface of the earth was the cause, or nearly so, of the pain attending animal existence at a distance above the surface. Should the kittens be found to suffer un easiness IN AN EQUAL DEGREE WITH THEIR MOTHER, I must consider my theory in fault, but a failure to do so I should look upon as a strong confirmation of my idea. 56 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL "By eight o clock I had actually attained an elevation of seventeen miles above the surface of the earth. Thus it seemed to me evident that my rate of ascent was not only on the increase, but that the progression would have been apparent in a slight de gree even had I not discharged the ballast which I did. The pains in my head and ears returned, at intervals, with violence, and I still continued to bleed occasionally at the nose; but, upon the whole, I suf fered much less than might have been expected. I breathed, however, at every moment with more and more difficulty, and each inhalation was attended with a troublesome spasmodic action of the chest. I now unpacked the condensing apparatus and got it ready for immediate use. "The view of the earth, at this period of my ascension, was beautiful indeed. To the westward, the northward, and the southward, as far as I could see, lay a boundless sheet of apparently unruffled ocean, which every moment gained a deeper and deeper tint of blue. At a vast distance to the east ward, although perfectly discernible, extended the island of Great Britain, the entire Atlantic coasts of France and Spain, with a small portion of the north ern part of the continent of Africa. Of individual edifices not a trace could be discovered, and the proudest cities of mankind had utterly faded away from the face of the earth. "What mainly astonished me, in the appearance of things below, was the seeming concavity of the surface of the globe. I had, thoughtlessly enough, 57 EDGAR ALLAN POE expected to see its real CONVEXITY become evident as I ascended; but a very little reflection sufficed to ex plain the discrepancy. A line dropped from my position perpendicularly to the earth would have formed the perpendicular of a right-angled triangle, of which the base would have extended from the right angle to the horizon, and the hypothenuse from the horizon to my position. But my height was little or nothing in comparison with my prospect. In other words, the base and hypothenuse of the sup posed triangle would, in my case, have been so long, when compared to the perpendicular, that the two former might have been regarded as nearly parallel. In this manner the horizon of the aeronaut appears always to be UPON A LEVEL with the car. But as the point immediately beneath him seems, and is, at a great distance below him, it seems, of course, also at a great distance below the horizon. Hence the impression of concavity; and this impression must remain until the elevation shall bear so great a pro portion to the prospect that the apparent parallelism of the base and hypothenuse disappears. "The pigeons about this time seeming to undergo much suffering, I determined upon giving them their liberty. I first united one of them, a beautiful gray- mottled pigeon, and placed him upon the rim of the wickerwork. He appeared extremely uneasy, look ing anxiously around him, fluttering his wings, and making a loud cooing noise, but could not be per suaded to trust himself from the car. I took him up at last, and threw him to about half a dozen yards ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL from the balloon. He made, however, no attempt to descend as I had expected, but struggled with great vehemence to get back, uttering at the same time very shrill and piercing cries. He at length suc ceeded in regaining his former station on the rim, but had hardly done so when his head dropped upon his breast and he fell dead within the car. The other one did not prove so unfortunate. To prevent his following the example of his companion and accom plishing a return, I threw him downward with all my force, and was pleased to find him continue his descent with great velocity, making use of his wings with ease and in a perfectly natural manner. In a very short time he was out of sight, and I have no doubt he reached home in safety. Puss, who seemed in a great measure recovered from her illness, now made a hearty meal of the dead bird, and then went to sleep with much apparent satisfaction. Her kittens were quite lively, and so far evinced not the slightest sign of any uneasiness. "At a quarter past eight, being able no longer to draw breath without the most intolerable pain, I proceeded forthwith to adjust around the car the apparatus belonging to the condenser. This appa ratus will require some little explanation, and your Excellencies will please to bear in mind that my object, in the first place, was to surround myself and car entirely with a barricade against the highly rarefied atmosphere in which I was existing, with the intention of introducing within this barricade, by means of my condenser, a quantity of this same 59 EDGAR ALLAN POE atmosphere sufficiently condensed for the purpos& of respiration. With this object in view I had prepared a very strong, perfectly air-tight but flexible gum- elastic bag. In this bag, which was of sufficient dimensions, the entire car was in a manner placed. That is to say, it (the bag) was drawn over the whole bottom of the car, up its sides, and so on, along the outside of the ropes, to the upper rim or hoop where the network is attached. Having pulled the bag up in this way and formed a complete enclosure on all sides and at bottom, it was now necessary to fasten up its top or mouth by passing its material over the hoop of the network; in other words, between the network and the hoop. But if the network were separated from the hoop to admit this passage, what was to sustain the car in the meantime? Now the network was not permanently fastened to the hoop, but attached by a series of running loops or nooses. I therefore undid only a few of these loops at one time, leaving the car suspended by the remainder. Having thus inserted a portion of the cloth forming the upper part of the bag, I refastened the loops, not to the hoop, for that would have been impossible since the cloth now intervened, but to a series of large buttons affixed to the cloth itself, about three feet below the mouth of the bag; the intervals be tween the buttons having been made to correspond to the intervals between the loops. This done, a few more of the loops were unfastened from the rim, a further portion of the cloth introduced, and the disengaged loops then connected with their proper 60 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL buttons. In this way it was possible to insert the whole upper part of the bag between the network and the hoop. It is evident that the hoop would not drop down within the car, while the whole weight of the car itself, with all its contents, would be held up merely by the strength of the buttons. This, at first sight, would seem an inadequate dependence; but it was by no means so, for the buttons were not only very strong in themselves, but so close together that a very slight portion of the whole weight was sup ported by any one of them. Indeed, had the car and contents been three times heavier than they were, I should not have been at all uneasy. I now raised up the hoop again within the covering of gum-elastic, and propped it at nearly its former height by means of three light poles prepared for the occasion. This was done, of course, to keep the bag distended at the top, and to preserve the lower part of the network in its proper situation. All that now remained was to fasten up the mouth of the enclosure; and this was readily accomplished by gathering the folds of the material together and twisting them up very tightly on the inside by means of a kind of stationary tourniquet. "In the sides of the covering thus adjusted round the car, had been inserted three circular panes of thick but clear glass, through which I could see with out difficulty around me in every horizontal direction. In that portion of the cloth forming the bottom was likewise a fourth window, of the same kind, and corresponding with a small aperture in the floor of 61 EDGAR ALLAN POE the car itself. This enabled me to see perpendicularly down, but, having found it impossible to place any similar contrivance overhead, on account of the pecul iar manner of closing up the opening there and the consequent wrinkles in the cloth, I could expect to see no objects situated directly in my zenith. This, of course, was a matter of little consequence ; for, had I even been able to place a window at top, the balloon itself would have prevented my making any use of it. "About a foot below one of the side windows was a circular opening, three inches in diameter, and fitted with a brass rim adapted in its inner edge to the windings of a screw. In this rim was screwed the larger tube of the condenser, the body of the ma chine being, of course, within the chamber of gum- elastic. Through this tube a quantity of the rare atmosphere circumjacent, being drawn by means of a VACUUM created in the body of the machine, was thence discharged, in a state of condensation, to mingle with the thin air already in the chamber. This operation being repeated several times, at length filled the chamber with atmosphere proper for all the purposes of respiration; but in so confined a space it would, in a short time, necessarily become foul and unfit for use from frequent contact with the lungs. It was then ejected by a small valve at the bottom of the car, the dense air readily sinking into the thinner atmosphere below. To avoid the inconvenience of making a total vacuum at any moment within the chamber, this purification was never accomplished all 6* ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL at once, but in a gradual manner, the valve being opened only for a few seconds, then closed again, until one or two strokes from the pump of the con denser had supplied the place of the atmosphere ejected. For the sake of experiment I had put the cat and kittens in a small basket, and suspended it outside the car to a button at the bottom, close by the valve, through which I could feed them at any moment when necessary. I did this at some little risk, and before closing the mouth of the chamber, by reaching under the car with one of the poles before mentioned, to which a hook had been attached. As soon as dense air was admitted in the chamber, the hoop and poles became unnecessary ; the expansion of the enclosed atmosphere powerfully distending the gum-elastic. "By the time I had fully completed these arrange ments and filled the chamber as explained, it wanted only ten minutes of nine o clock. During the whole period of my being thus employed I endured the most terrible distress from difficulty of respiration, and bit terly did I repent the negligence, or rather foolhardi- ness, of which I had been guilty, of putting off to the last moment a matter of so much importance. But having at length accomplished it, I soon began to reap the benefit of my invention. Once again I breathed with perfect freedom and ease and, in deed, why should I not? I was also agreeably sur prised to find myself in a great measure relieved from the violent pains which had hitherto tormented me. A slight headache, accompanied with a sensa- 63 EDGAR ALLAN POE tion of fulness or distension about the wrists, the ankles, and the throat, was nearly all of which I had now to complain. Thus it seemed evident that a greater part of the uneasiness attending the removal of atmospheric pressure had actually WORN OFF, as I had expected, and that much of the pain endured for the last two hours should have been attributed altogether to the effects of a deficient respiration. "At twenty minutes before nine o clock that is to say, a short time prior to my closing up the mouth of the chamber, the mercury attained its limit, or ran down, in the barometer, which, as I mentioned before, was one of an extended construction. It then indicated an altitude on my part of 132,000 feet, or five-and-twenty miles, and I consequently surveyed at that time an extent of the earth s area amounting to no less than the three-hundred-and-twentieth part of its entire superficies. At nine o clock I had again lost sight of land to the eastward, but not before I became aware that the balloon was drifting rapidly to the N. N. W. The ocean beneath me still retained its apparent concavity, although my view was often interrupted by the masses of cloud which floated to and fro. "At half-past nine I tried the experiment of throwing out a handful of feathers through the valve. They did not float as I had expected; but dropped down perpendicularly, like a bullet, en masse, and with the greatest velocity, being out of sight in a very few seconds. I did not at first know what to make of this extraordinary phenomenon; not being ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL able to believe that my rate of ascent had, of a sudden, met with so prodigious an acceleration. But it soon occurred to me that the atmosphere was now far too rare to sustain even the feathers; that they actually fell, as they appeared to do, with great rapidity ; and that I had been surprised by the united velocities of their descent and my own elevation. "By ten o clock I found that I had very little to occupy my immediate attention. Affairs went on swimmingly, and I believed the balloon to be going upward with a speed increasing momently, although I had no longer any means of ascertaining the pro gression of the increase. I suffered no pain or un easiness of any kind, and enjoyed better spirits than I had at any period since my departure from Rot terdam; busying myself now in examining the state of my various apparatus, and now in regenerating the atmosphere within the chamber. This latter point I determined to attend to at regular intervals of forty minutes, more on account of the preservation of my health than from so frequent a renovation be ing absolutely necessary. In the meanwhile I could not help making anticipations. Fancy revelled in the wild and dreamy regions of the moon. Imagination, feeling herself for once unshackled, roamed at will among the ever-changing wonders of a shadowy and unstable land. Now there were hoary and time- honored forests, and craggy precipices, and water falls tumbling with a loud noise into abysses without a bottom. Then I came suddenly into still moonday solitudes, where no wind of heaven EDGAR ALLAN POE ever intruded, and where vast meadows of poppies, and slender, lily-looking flowers spread themselves out a weary distance, all silent and motionless forever. Then again I journeyed far down away into another country where it was all one dim and vague lake, with a boundary line of clouds. But fancies cuch as these were not the sole possessors of my brain. Horrors of a nature most stern and most appalling would too frequently obtrude themselves upon my mind, and shake the innermost depths of my soul with the bare supposition of their possibility. Yet I would not suffer my thoughts for any length of time to dwell upon these latter speculations, rightly judging the real and palpable dangers of the voyage sufficient for my undivided attention. "At five o clock, p. M., being engaged in regenerat ing the atmosphere within the chamber, I took that opportunity of observing the cat and kittens through the valve. The cat herself appeared to suffer again very much, and I had no hesitation in attributing her uneasiness chiefly to a difficulty in breathing; but my experiment with the kittens had resulted very strangely. I had expected, of course, to see them betray a sense of pain, although in a less degree than their mother; and this would have been sufficient to confirm my opinion concerning the habitual endur ance of atmospheric pressure. But I was not pre pared to find them, upon close examination, evidently enjoying a high degree of health, breathing with the greatest ease and perfect regularity, and evincing not the slightest sign of any uneasiness. I could only 66 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL account for all this by extending my theory, and supposing that the highly rarefied atmosphere around might perhaps not be, as I had taken for granted, chemically insufficient for the purposes of life, and that a person born in such a MEDIUM might, possibly, be unaware of any inconvenience attending its in halation, while, upon removal to the denser STRATA near the earth, he might endure tortures of a similar nature to those I had so lately experienced. It has since been to me a matter of deep regret that an awkward accident at this time occasioned me the loss of my little family of cats, and deprived me of the insight into this matter which a continued experi ment might have afforded. In passing my hand through the valve, with a cup of water for the old puss, the sleeve of my shirt became entangled in the loop which sustained the basket, and thus, in a mo ment, loosened it from the button. Had the whole actually vanished into air it could not have shot from my sight in a more abrupt and instantaneous manner. Positively, there could not have intervened the tenth part of a second between the disengage ment of the basket and its absolute disappearance with all that it contained. My good wishes followed it to the earth, but of course I had no hope that either cat or kittens would ever live to tell the tale of their misfortune. "At six o clock I perceived a great portion of the earth s visible area to the eastward involved in thick shadow, which continued to advance with great ra pidity, until, at five minutes before seven, the whole 67 EDGAR ALLAN POE surface in view was enveloped in the darkness of night. It was not, however, until long after this time that the rays of the setting sun ceased to illumine the balloon; and this circumstance, although of course fully anticipated, did not fail to give me an infinite deal of pleasure. It was evident that, in the morning, I should behold the rising luminary many hours, at least, before the citizens of Rotter dam, in spite of their situation so much farther to the eastward, and thus, day after day, in proportion to the height ascended, would I enjoy the light of the sun for a longer and a longer period. I now determined to keep a journal of my passage, reckon- ing the days from one to twenty-four hours con tinuously, without taking into consideration the in tervals of darkness. "At ten o clock, feeling sleepy, I determined to lie down for the rest of the night; but here a diffi culty presented itself, which, obvious as it may ap pear, had escaped my attention up to the very mo ment of which I am now speaking. If I went to sleep as I proposed, how could the atmosphere in the chamber be regenerated in the INTERIM? To breathe it for more than an hour, at the farthest, would be a matter of impossibility; or, if even this term could be extended to an hour and a quarter, the most ruinous consequences might ensue. The considera tion of this dilemma gave me no little disquietude; and it will hardly be believed, that, after the dangers I had undergone, I should look upon this business in so serious a light as to give up all hope of accom- 68 ADVENTURE OF HANS FFAALL plishing my ultimate design, and finally make up my mind to the necessity of a descent. But this hesitation was only momentary. I reflected that a man is the veriest slave of custom, and that many points in the routine of his existence are deemed ESSENTIALLY important which are only so AT ALL by his having rendered them habitual. It was very certain that I could not do without sleep; but I might easily bring myself to feel no inconvenience from being awakened at intervals of an hour dur ing the whole period of my repose. It would re quire but five minutes at most to regenerate the at mosphere in the fullest manner and the only real difficulty was to contrive a method of arousing my self at the proper moment for so doing. But this was a question which, I am willing to confess, oc casioned me no little trouble in its solution. To be sure, I had heard of the student who, to prevent his falling asleep over his books, held in one hand a ball of copper, the din of whose descent into a basin of the same metal on the floor beside his chair served effectually to startle him up, if, at any moment, he should be overcome with drowsiness. My own case, however, was very different indeed, and left me no room for any similar idea ; for I did not wish to keep awake, but to be aroused from slumber at regular intervals of time. I at length hit upon the following expedient, which, simple as it may seem, was hailed by me at the moment of discovery as an invention fully equal to that of the telescope, the steam-engine, or the art of printing itself. EDGAR ALLAN POE "It is necessary to premise, that the balloon, at the elevation now attained, continued its course up ward with an even and undeviating ascent, and the car consequently followed with a steadiness so per fect that it would have been impossible to detect in it the slightest vacillation. This circumstance favored me greatly in the project I now determined to adopt. My supply of water had been put on board in kegs containing five gallons each, and ranged very securely around the interior of the car. I un fastened one of these, and, taking two ropes, tied them tightly across the rim of the wickerwork from one side to the other, placing them about a foot apart and parallel, so as to form a kind of shelf, upon which I placed the keg, and steadied it in a horizontal position. About eight inches immediately below these ropes, and four feet from the bottom of the car I fastened another shelf but made of thin plank, being the only similar piece of wood I had. Upon this latter shelf, and exactly beneath one of the rims of the keg, a small earthen pitcher was de posited. I now bored a hole in the end of the keg over the pitcher, and fitted in a plug of soft wood, cut in a tapering or conical shape. This plug I pushed in or pulled out, as might happen, until, after a few experiments, it arrived at that exact degree of tightness at which the water, oozing from the hole, and falling into the pitcher below, would fill the latter to the brim in the period of sixty minutes. This, of course, was a matter briefly and easily as certained, by noticing the proportion of the pitcher 70 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL filled in any given time. Having arranged all this, the rest of the plan is obvious. My bed was so con trived upon the floor of the car as to bring my head, in lying down, immediately below the mouth of the pitcher. It was evident that, at the expiration of an hour, the pitcher, getting full, would be forced to run over, and to run over at the mouth, which was somewhat lower than the rim. It was also evident that the water, thus falling from a height of more than four feet, could not do otherwise than fall upon my face, and that the sure consequence would be to waken me up instantaneously, even from the soundest slumber in the world. "It was fully eleven by the time I had completed these arrangements, and I immediately betook my self to bed, with full confidence in the efficiency of my invention. Nor in this matter was I disappointed. Punctually every sixty minutes was I aroused by my trusty chronometer, when, having emptied the pitcher into the hung-hole of the keg, and performed the duties of the condenser, I retired again to bed. These regular interruptions to my slumber caused me even less discomfort than I had anticipated, and when I finally arose for the day it was seven o clock, and the sun had attained many degrees above the line of my horizon. " April 3d. I found the balloon at an immense height indeed, and the earth s convexity had now become strikingly manifest. Below me in the ocean lay a cluster of black specks, which undoubtedly were islands. Overhead, the sky was of a jetty black, EDGAR ALLAN POE and the stars were brilliantly visible; indeed, they had been so constantly since the first day of ascent. Far away to the northward I perceived a thin, white, and exceedingly brilliant line, or streak, on the edge of the horizon, and I had no hesitation in supposing it to be the southern disk of the ices of the polar sea. My curiosity was greatly excited, for I had hopes of passing on much farther to the north, and might possibly, at some period, find myself placed directly above the pole itself. I now lamented that my great elevation would, in this case, prevent my taking as accurate a survey as I could wish. Much, however, might be ascertained. " Nothing else of an extraordinary nature oc curred during the day. My apparatus all continued in good order, and the balloon still ascended without any perceptible vacillation. The cold was intense, and obliged me to wrap up closely in an overcoat. When darkness came over the earth, I betook myself to bed, although it was for many hours afterward broad daylight all around my immediate situation. The water-clock was punctual in its duty, and I slept until next morning soundly, with the exception of the periodical interruption. 11 April 4th. Arose in good health and spirits, and was astonished at the singular change which had taken place in the appearance of the sea. It had lost, in a great measure, the deep tint of blue it had hitherto worn, being now of a grayish-white, and of a lustre dazzling to the eye. The convexity of the ocean had become so evident that the entire mass of 72 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL the distant water seemed to be tumbling headlong over the abyss of the horizon, and I found myself listening on tiptoe for the echoes of the mighty cataract. The islands were no longer visible ; whether they had passed down the horizon to the southeast, or whether my increasing elevation had left them out of sight, it is impossible to say. I was inclined, how ever, to the latter opinion. The rim of ice to the northward was growing more and more apparent. Cold by no means so intense. Nothing of importance occurred, and I passed the day in reading, having taken care to supply myself with books. "April 5tli. Beheld the singular phenomenon of the sun rising while nearly the whole visible surface of the earth continued to be involved in darkness. In time, however, the light spread itself over all, and I again saw the line of ice to the northward. It was now very distinct, and appeared of a much darker hue than the waters of the ocean. I was evi dently approaching it, and with great rapidity. Fancied I could again distinguish a strip of land to the eastward, and one also to the westward, but could not be certain. Weather moderate. Nothing of any consequence happened during the day. Went early to bed. "April 6th. Was surprised at finding the rim of ice at a very moderate distance, and an immense field of the same material stretching away off to the ho rizon in the north. It was evident that, if the balloon held its present course, it would soon arrive above the frozen ocean, and I had now little doubt 73 EDGAR ALLAN POE of ultimately seeing the pole. During the whole of the day I continued to near the ice. Toward night the limits of my horizon very suddenly and materially increased, owing undoubtedly to the earth s form be ing that of an oblate spheroid, and my arriving above the flattened regions in the vicinity of the Arctic circle. When darkness at length overtook me, I went to bed in great anxiety, fearing to pass over the object of so much curiosity when I should have no opportunity of observing it. "April 7th. Arose early, and, to my great joy, at length beheld what there could be no hesitation in supposing the northern pole itself. It was there, beyond a doubt, and immediately beneath my feet; but alas ! I had now ascended to so vast a distance that nothing could with accuracy be discerned. In deed, to judge from the progression of the numbers indicating my various altitudes, respectively, at dif ferent periods, between six A. M., on the second of April, and twenty minutes before nine A.M., of the same day (at which time the barometer ran down), it might be fairly inferred that the balloon had now. at four o clock in the morning of April the seventh, reached a height of NOT LESS, certainly, than 7,254 miles above the surface of the sea. This elevation may appear immense, but the estimate upon which it is calculated gave a result in all probability far inferior to the truth. At all events I undoubtedly beheld the whole of the earth s major diameter; the entire northern hemisphere lay beneath me like a chart orthographically projected: and the great 74 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL circle of the equator itself formed the boundary line of my horizon. Your Excellencies may, however, readily imagine that the confined regions hitherto unexplored within the limits of the Arctic circle, al though situated directly beneath me, and therefore seen without any appearance of being foreshort ened, were still, in themselves, comparatively too diminutive, and at too great a distance from the point of sight, to admit of any very accurate ex amination. Nevertheless, what could be seen was of a nature singular and exciting. Northwardly from that huge rim before mentioned, and which, with slight qualification, may be called the limit of human discovery in these regions, one unbroken, or nearly unbroken, sheet of ice continues to extend. In the first few degrees of this, its progress, its surface is very sensibly flattened, farther on depressed into a plane, and finally, becoming NOT A LITTLE CONCAVE, it terminates, at the pole itself, in a circular center, sharply defined, whose apparent diameter subtended at the balloon an angle of about sixty-five seconds, and whose dusky hue, varying in intensity, was, at all times, darker than any other spot upon the visible hemisphere, and occasionally deepened into the most absolute blackness. Further than this, little could be ascertained. By twelve o clock the circular center had materially decreased in circumference, and by seven P. M. I lost sight of it entirely, the balloon pass ing over the western limb of the ice, and floating away rapidly in the direction of the equator. 11 April 8th. Found a sensible diminution in the 75 EDGAR ALLAN POE earth s apparent diameter, besides a material altera tion in its general color and appearance. The whole visible area partook in different degrees of a tint of pale yellow, and in some portions had acquired a brilliancy even painful to the eye. My view down ward was also considerably impeded by the dense atmosphere in the vicinity of the surface being loaded with clouds, between whose masses I could only now and then obtain a glimpse of the earth itself. This difficulty of direct vision had troubled me more or less for the last forty-eight hours; but my present enormous elevation brought closer together, as it were, the floating bodies of vapor, and the inconvenience became, of course, more and more palpable in pro portion to my ascent. Nevertheless, I could easily perceive that the balloon now hovered above the range of great lakes in the continent of North America, and was holding a course due south, which would soon bring me to the tropics. This circum stance did not fail to give me the most heartfelt satisfaction, and I hailed it as a happy omen of ultimate success. Indeed, the direction I had hitherto taken had filled me with uneasiness; for it was evi dent that, had I continued it much longer, there would have been no possibility of my arriving at the moon at all, whose orbit is inclined to the ecliptic at only the small angle of 5 8 48". Strange as it may seem, it was only at this late period that I be gan to understand the great error I had committed, in not taking my departure from earth at some point IN THE PLANE OF THE LUNAR ELLIPSE. 76 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL "April 9th. To-day the earth s diameter was greatly diminished, and the color of the surface as sumed hourly a deeper tint of yellow. The balloon kept steadily on her course to the southward, and arrived, at nine P. M., over the northern edge of the Mexican Gulf. "April 10th. I was suddenly aroused from slum ber about five o clock this morning, by a loud, crackling, and terrific sound, for which I could in no manner account. It was of very brief duration, but, while it lasted, resembled nothing in the world of which I had any previous experience. It is needless to say that I became excessively alarmed, having, in the first instance, attributed the noise to the burst ing of the balloon. I examined all my apparatus, however, with great attention, and could discover nothing out of order. Spent a great part of the day in meditating upon an occurrence so extraordinary, but could find no means whatever of accounting for it. Went to bed dissatisfied and in a state of great anxiety and agitation. "April llth. Found a startling diminution in the apparent diameter of the earth, and a considerable increase, now observable for the first time, in that of the moon itself, which wanted only a few days of being full. It now required long and excessive labor to condense within the chamber sufficient atmospheric air for the sustenance of life. "April 12th. A singular alteration took place in regard to the direction of the balloon, and, although fully anticipated, afforded me the most unequivocal . d 77 EDGAR ALLAN POE delight. Having reached, in its former course, about the twentieth parallel of southern latitude, it turned off suddenly, at an acute angle, to the eastward, and thus proceeded throughout the day, keeping nearly, if not altogether, in the exact plane of the lunar ellipse. What was worthy of remark, a very per ceptible vacillation in the car was a consequence of this change of route, a vacillation which prevailed, in a more or less degree, for a period of many hours. "April 13th. Was again very much alarmed by a repetition of the loud, crackling noise which terri fied me on the tenth. Thought long upon the sub ject, but was unable to form any satisfactory con clusion. Great decrease in the earth s apparent diameter, which now subtended from the balloon an angle of very little more than twenty-five degrees. The moon could not be seen at all, being nearly in my zenith. I still continued in the plane of the ellipse, but made little progress to the eastward. "April 14th. Extremely rapid decrease in the diameter of the earth. To-day I became strongly im pressed with the idea that the balloon was now actually running up the line of apsides to the point of perigee, in other words, holding the direct course which would bring it immediately to the moon in that part of its orbit the nearest to the earth. The moon itself was directly overhead and consequently hidden from my view. Great and long-continued labor necessary for the condensation of the atmos phere. 78 n ADVENTURE ttANS PFAALL "April 15th. Not even the outlines of continents and seas could now be traced upon the earth with distinctness. About twelve o clock I became aware, for the third time, of that appalling sound which had so astonished me before. It now, however, con tinued for some moments and gathered intensity as it continued. At length, while stupefied and terror- stricken, I stood in expectation of I knew not what hideous destruction, the car vibrated with excessive violence, and a gigantic and flaming mass of some ma terial which I could not distinguish came with a voice of a thousand thunders, roaring and booming by the balloon. When my fears and astonishment had in some degree subsided, I had little difficulty in sup posing it to be some mighty volcanic fragment ejected from that world to which I was so rapidly approaching, and, in all probability, one of that singular class of substances occasionally picked up on the earth, and termed meteoric stones for want of a better appellation. 11 April 16th. To-day, looking upward as well as I could, through each of the side windows alternately, I beheld, to my great delight, a very small portion of the moon s disk protruding, as it were, on all sides beyond the huge circumference of the balloon. My agitation was extreme ; for I had now little doubt of soon reaching the end of my perilous voyage. In deed, the labor now required by the condenser had increased to a most oppressive degree, and allowed me scarcely any respite from exertion. Sleep was a matter nearly out of the question. I became quite 79 EDGAR ALLAN POE ill, and my frame trembled with exhaustion. It was impossible that human nature could endure this state of intense suffering much longer. During the now brief interval of darkness a meteoric stone again passed in my vicinity, and the frequency of these phenomena began to occasion me much apprehension. "April 17th. This morning proved an epoch in my voyage. It will be remembered that, on the thir teenth, the earth subtended an angular breadth of twenty-five degrees. On the fourteenth this had greatly diminished; on the fifteenth a still more re markable decrease was observable; and, on retiring for the night of the sixteenth, I had noticed an angle of no more than about seven degrees and fifteen minutes. What, therefore, must have been my amazement, on awakening from a brief and disturbed slumber on the morning of this day, the seventeenth, at finding the surface beneath me so suddenly and wonderfully AUGMENTED in volume as to subtend no less than thirty-nine degrees in apparent angular diameter ! I was thunderstruck ! No words can give any adequate idea of the extreme, the absolute horror and astonishment, with which I was seized, possessed, and altogether overwhelmed. My knees tottered beneath me, my teeth chattered, my hair started up on end. The balloon, then, had actually burst! These were the first tumultuous ideas that hurried through my mind : The balloon had positively burst ! -I was falling, falling with the most impetuous, the most unparalleled velocity! To judge by the im mense distance already so quickly passed over, it 80 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL could not be more than ten minutes, at the farthest, before I should reach the surface of the earth and be hurled into annihilation! 7 But at length reflection came to my relief. I paused; I considered; and I began to doubt. The matter was impossible. I could not in any reason have so rapidly come down. Besides, although I was evidently approaching the surface below me, it was with a speed by no means commensurate with the velocity I had at first con ceived. This consideration served to calm the per turbation of my mind, and I finally succeeded in re garding the phenomenon in its proper point of view. In fact, amazement must have fairly deprived me of my senses when I could not see the vast difference in appearance between the surface below me and the surface of my mother earth. The latter was indeed over my head and completely hidden by the bal loon, while the moon the moon itself in all its glory lay beneath me and at my feet. "The stupor and surprise produced in my mind by this extraordinary change in the posture of af fairs, was, perhaps, after all, that part of the ad venture least susceptible of explanation. For the bouleversement in itself was not only natural and inevitable, but had been long actually anticipated as a circumstance to be expected whenever I should ar rive at that exact point of my voyage where the at traction of the planet should be superseded by the attraction of the satellite, or, more precisely, where the gravitation of the balloon toward the earth should be less powerful than its gravitation toward the i6 81 EDGAR ALLAN POE moon. To be sure, I arose from a sound slumber, with all my senses in confusion, to the contemplation of a very startling phenomenon, and one which, al though expected, was not expected at the moment. The revolution itself must, of course, have taken place in an easy and gradual manner, and it is by no means clear that, had I even been awake at the time of the occurrence, I should have been made aware of it by any internal evidence of an inversion, that is to say, by any inconvenience or disarrangement, either about my person or about my apparatus. 41 It is almost needless to say that, upon coming to a due sense of my situation, and emerging from the terror which had absorbed every faculty of my soul, my attention was, in the first place, wholly directed to the contemplation of the general physical appearance of the moon. It lay beneath me like a chart, and, although I judged it to be still at no inconsiderable distance, the indentures of its surface were defined to my vision with a most striking and altogether unaccountable distinctness. The entire absence of ocean or sea, and indeed of any lake or river, or body of water whatsoever, struck me, at first glance, as the most extraordinary feature in its geological condition. Yet, strange to say, I beheld vast level regions of a character decidedly alluvial, al though by far the greater portion of the hemisphere in sight was covered with innumerable volcanic mountains, conical in shape, and having more the ap pearance of artificial than of natural protuberances. The highest among them does not exceed three and 82 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL three-quarter miles in perpendicular elevation; but a map of the volcanic districts of the Campi Phlegrsei would afford to your Excellencies a better idea of their general surface than any unworthy description I might think proper to attempt. The greater part of them were in a state of evident eruption, and gave me fearfully to understand their fury and their power by the repeated thunders of the miscalled meteoric stones, which now rushed upward by the balloon with a frequency more and more appalling. 11 April 18th. To-day I found an enormous in crease in the moon s apparent bulk; and the evi dently accelerated velocity of my descent began to fill me with alarm. It will be remembered that, in the earliest stage of my speculations upon the pos sibility of a passage to the moon, the existence in its vicinity of an atmosphere, dense in proportion to the bulk of the planet, had entered largely into my calculations; this, too, in spite of many theories to the contrary and, it may be added, in spite of a general disbelief in the existence of any lunar atmos phere at all. But, in addition to what I have al ready urged in regard to Encke s comet and the zodiacal light, I had been strengthened in my opinion by certain observations of Mr. Schroeter of Lilienthal. He observed the moon when two days and a half old, in the evening soon after sunset, before the dark part was visible, and continued to watch it until it became visible. The two cusps appeared tapering in a very sharp, faint prolongation, each exhibiting its farthest extremity faintly illuminated by the solar 83 EDGAR ALLAN POE rays before any part of the dark hemisphere was visible. Soon afterward, the whole dark limb became illuminated. This prolongation of the cusps beyond the semicircle, I thought, must have arisen from the refraction of the sun s rays by the moon s atmos phere. I computed, also, the height of the atmos phere (which could refract light enough into its dark hemisphere to produce a twilight more luminous than the light reflected from the earth when the moon is about 32 from the new) to be 1,356 Paris feet; in this view I supposed the greatest height capable of refracting the solar ray to be 5,376 feet. My ideas on this topic had also received confirmation by a passage in the eighty-second volume of the Philosoph ical Transactions in which it is stated that, at an occultation of Jupiter s satellites, the third disap peared after having been about one or two seconds of time indistinct, and the fourth became indis cernible near the limb.* * Hevelius writes that he has several times found, in skies perfectly clear, when even stars of the sixth and seventh magnitude were conspicuous, that, at the same altitude of the moon, at the same elongation from the earth, and with one and the same excellent telescope, the moon and its maculge did not appear equally lucid at all times. From the circumstances of the observation, it is evident that the cause of this phenomenon is not either in our air, in the tube, in the moon, or in the eye of the spectator, but must be looked for in something (an atmosphere?) existing about the moon. Cassini frequently observed Saturn, Jupiter, and the fixed stars, when approaching the moon to occultation, to have their circular figure changed into an oval one; and, in other occulta- ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL "Upon the resistance or, more properly, upon the support of an atmosphere, existing in the state of density imagined, I had, of course, entirely depended for the safety of my ultimate descent. Should I then, after all, prove to have been mistaken, I had in consequence nothing better to expect, as a finale to my adventure, than being dashed "into atoms against the rugged surface of the satellite. And, in deed, I had now every reason to be terrified. My distance from the moon was comparatively trifling, while the labor required by the condenser was diminished not at all, and I could discover no in dication whatever of a decreasing rarity in the air. "April 19th. This morning, to my great joy, about nine o clock, the surface of the moon being frightfully near and my apprehensions excited to the utmost, the pump of my condenser at length gave evident tokens of an alteration in the atmosphere. By ten, I had reason to believe its density consider ably increased. By eleven, very little labor was necessary at the apparatus; and at twelve o clock, with some hesitation, I ventured to unscrew the tourniquet, when, finding no inconvenience from having done so, I finally threw open the gum-elastic chamber and unrigged it from around the car. As might have been expected, spasms and violent head ache were the immediate consequences of an experi- tions, he found no alteration of figure at all. Hence it might be supposed that at some times, and not at others, there is a dense matter encompassing the moon wherein the rays of the stars are refracted. 85 EDGAR ALLAN POE ment so precipitate and full of danger. But these and other difficulties attending respiration, as they were by no means so great as to put me in peril of my life, I determined to endure as I best could, in consideration of my leaving them behind me mo mently in my approach to the denser STRATA near the moon. This approach, however, was still im petuous in the extreme; and it soon became alarm ingly certain that, although I had probably not been deceived in the expectation of an atmosphere dense in proportion to the mass of the satellite, still I had been wrong in supposing this density, even at the surface, at all adequate to the support of the great weight contained in the car of my balloon. Yet this should have been the case, and in an equal de gree as at the surface of the earth, the actual gravity of bodies at either planet supposed in the ratio of the atmospheric condensation. That it WAS NOT the case, however, my precipitous downfall gave testimony enough ; WHY it was not so, can only be explained by a reference to those possible geological disturbances to which I have formerly alluded. At all events I was now close upon the planet, and coming down with the most terrible impetuosity. I lost not a mo ment, accordingly, in throwing overboard first my ballast, then my water-kegs, then my condensing ap paratus and gum-elastic chamber, and finally every article within the car. But it was all to no purpose. I still fell with horrible rapidity, and was now not more than half a mile from the surface. As a last re source, therefore, having got rid of my coat, hat, 86 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL and boots, I cut loose from the balloon THE CAR ITSELF, which was of no inconsiderable weight, and thus, clinging with both hands to the network, I had barely time to observe that the whole country, as far as the eye could reach, was thickly inter spersed with diminutive habitations, ere I tumbled headlong into the very heart of a fantastical-looking city, and into the middle of a vast crowd of ugly Little people, who none of them uttered a single syllable or gave themselves the least trouble to render me assistance, but stood, like a parcel of idiots, grin ning in a ludicrous manner, and eyeing me and my balloon askant, with their arms set akimbo. I turned from them in contempt, and, gazing upward at the earth so lately left, and left perhaps forever, beheld it like a huge, dull, copper shield, about two degrees in diameter, fixed immovably in the heavens over head, and tipped on one of its edges with a crescent border of the most brilliant gold. No traces of land or water could be discovered, and the whole was clouded with variable spots and belted with tropical and equatorial zones. 1 Thus, may it please yous Excellencies, after a series of great anxieties, unheard-of dangers, and unparalleled escapes, I had at length, on the nine teenth day of my departure from Rotterdam, arrived in safety at the conclusion of a voyage undoubtedly the most extraordinary and the most momentous ever accomplished, undertaken, or conceived by any denizen of earth. But my adventures yet remain to be related. And indeed your Excellencies may well 87 a EDGAR ALLAN POE imagine that, after a residence of five years upon a planet not only deeply interesting in its own peculiar character, but rendered doubly so by its intimate connection, in capacity of satellite, with the world inhabited by man, I may have intelligence for the private ear of the States College of Astronomers of far more importance than the details, however wonderful, of the mere voyage which so happily con cluded. This is, in fact, the case. I have much very much which it would give me the greatest pleasure to communicate. I have much to say of the climate of the planet; of its wonderful alternations of heat and cold; of unmitigated and burning sun shine for one fortnight, and more than polar frigidity for the next; of a constant transfer of moisture, by distillation like that in vacuo, from the point beneath the sun to the point the farthest from it; of a variable zone of running water; of the people them selves ; of their manners, customs, and political in stitutions ; of their peculiar physical construction ; of their ugliness ; of their want of ears, those useless appendages in an atmosphere so peculiarly modified; of their consequent ignorance of the use and prop erties of speech; of their substitute for speech in a singular method of intercommunication; of the in comprehensible connection between each particular individual in the moon with some particular indi vidual on the earth a connection analogus with, and depending upon, that of the orbs of the planet and the satellite, and by means of which the lives ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL and destinies of the inhabitants of the one are inter woven with the lives and destinies of the inhabi tants of the other; and above all, if it so please your Excellencies, above all, of those dark and hideous mysteries which lie in the outer regions of the moon, regions which, owing to the almost miraculous ac cordance of the satellite s rotation on its own axis with its sidereal revolution about the earth, have never yet been turned, and, by God s mercy, never shall be turned, to the scrutiny of the telescopes of man. All this, and more much more would I most willingly detail. But, to be brief, I must have my reward. "I am pining for a return to my family and to my home ; and as the price of any further communica tion on my part, in consideration of the light which I have it in my power to throw upon many very important branches of physical and metaphysical science, I must solicit, through the influence of your honorable body, a pardon for the crime of which I have been guilty in the death of the creditors upon my departure from Rotterdam. This, then, is the object of the present paper. Its bearer, an inhabit ant of the moon, whom I have pervailed upon, and properly instructed, to be my messenger to the earth, will await your Excellencies pleasure and return to me with the pardon in question, if it can, in any manner, be obtained. "I have the honor to be, etc., your Excellencies very humble servant, HANS PFAALL. : 89 ? 7 EDGAR ALLAN POE Upon finishing the perusal of this very extraordi nary document, Professor Rubadub, it is said, dropped his pipe upon the ground in the extremity of his surprise, and Mynheer Superbus Von Under- duk, having taken off his spectacles, wiped them, and deposited them in his pocket, so far forgot both him self and his dignity as to turn round three times upon his heel in the quintessence of astonishment and ad miration. There was no doubt about the matter the pardon should be obtained. So at least swore, with a round oath, Professor Rubadub, and so finally thought the illustrious Von Underduk, as he took the arm of his brother in science, and without saying a word began to make the best of his way home to deliberate upon the measures to be adopted. Having reached the door, however, of the burgomaster s dwelling, the professor ventured to suggest that as the messenger had thought proper to disappear no doubt frightened to death by the savage appearance of the burghers of Rotterdam the pardon would be of little use, as no one but a man of the moon would undertake a voyage to so vast a distance. To the truth of this observation the burgomaster as sented, and the matter was therefore at an end. Not so, however, rumors and speculations. The letter, having been published, gave rise to a variety of gossip and opinion. Some of the overwise even made themselves ridiculous by decrying the whole busi ness as nothing better than a hoax. But "hoax," with this sort of people is, I believe, a general term 90 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL for all matters above their comprehension. For my part, I cannot conceive upon what data they have founded such an accusation. Let us see what they say: Imprimis. That certain wags in Rotterdam have certain especial antipathies to certain burgomasters and astronomers. Secondly. That an odd little dwarf and bottle conjurer, both of whose ears, for some misdemeanor, have been cut off close to his head, has been missing for several days from the neighboring city of Bruges. Thirdly. That the newspapers which were stuck all over the little balloon were newspapers of Holland, and therefore could not have been made in the moon. They were dirty papers very dirty and Gluck, the printer, would take his Bible oath to their having been printed in Rotterdam. Fourthly. That Hans Pfaall himself, the drunken villain, and the three very idle gentlemen styled his creditors, were all seen, no longer than two or three days ago, in a tippling house in the suburbs, having just returned, with money in their pockets, from a Crip beyond the sea. Lastly. That it is an opinion very generally re ceived, or which ought to be generally received, that the College of Astronomers in the city of Rotterdam, as well as all other colleges in all other parts of the vvorld, not to mention colleges and astronomers in general, are, to say the least of the matter, not a whit better, nor greater, nor wiser than they ought to be. EDGAR ALLAN POE Note. Strictly speaking, there is but little similarity be tween the above sketchy trifle and the celebrated "Moon Story " of Mr. Locke; but as both have the character of hoaxes (although, the one is in a tone of banter, the other of downright earnest), and as both hoaxes are on the same subject, the moon, moreover, as both attempt to give plausibility by scientific detail, the author of Hans Pfaall thinks it necessary to say, IN SELF-DEFENCE, that his own je>, d esprit was published in the Southern Literary Messenger about three weeks before the commencement of Mr. L. s in the New York Sun. Fancying a likeness which, perhaps, does not exist, some of the New York papers copied Hans PfaaU and collated it with the "Moon Hoax," by way of detecting the writer of the one in the writer of the other. As many more persons were actually gulled by the "Moon Hoax" than would be willing to acknowledge the fact, it may here afford some little amusement to show why no one should have been deceived to point out those particulars of the story which should have been sufficient to establish its real character. Indeed, however rich the imagination dis played in this ingenious fiction, it wanted much of the force which might have been given it by a more scrupulous atten tion to facts and to general analogy. That the public were misled, even for an instant, merely proves the gross ignorance which is so generally prevalent upon subjects of an astronom ical nature. The moon s distance from the earth is, in round numbers, 240,000 miles. If we desire to ascertain how near, apparently, a lens would bring the satellite (or any distant object), we of course have but to divide the distance by the magnifying or, more strictly, by the space-penetrating power of the glass. Mr. L. makes his lens have a power of 42,000 times. By this divide 240,000 (the moon s real distance), and we have five miles and five sevenths as the apparent distance. No animal at all could be seen so far; much less the minute points par ticularized in the story. Mr. L. speaks about Sir John Her- ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL schel s perceiving flowers (the Papaver rlioeas, etc.), and even detecting the color and the shape of the eyes of small birds. Shortly before, too, he has himself observed that the lens would not render perceptible objects of less than eighteen inches in diameter; but even this, as I have said, is giving the glass by far too great power. It may be observed, in passing, that this prodigious glass is said to have been moulded at the glass-house of Messrs. Hartley and Grant, in Dumbar ton; but Messrs. H. and Or. s establishment had ceased opera tions for many years previous to the publication of the hoax. On page 13, pamphlet edition, speaking of "a hairy veil" over the eyes of a species of bison, the author says: "It im mediately occurred to the acute mind of Dr. Herschel that this was a providential contrivance to protect the eyes of the ani mal from the great extremes of light and darkness to which all the inhabitants of our side of the moon are periodically subjected." But this cannot be thought a very "acute" observation of the Doctor s. The inhabitants of our side of the moon have, evidently, no darkness at all, so there can be nothing of the "extremes" mentioned. In the absence of the sun they have a light from the earth equal to that of thir teen full unclouded moons. The topography throughout, even when professing to ac cord with Blunt s Lunar Chart, is entirely at variance with that or any other lunar chart, and even grossly at variance with itself. The points of the compass, too, are in inextricable confusion; the writer appearing to be ignorant that, on a lunar map, these are not in accordance with terrestrial points, the east being to the left, etc. Deceived, perhaps, by the vague titles, Mare Nubium, Mare Tranquillitatis, Mare Fcecunditatis, etc., given to the dark spots by former astronomers, Mr. L. has entered into details regarding oceans and other large bodies of water in the moon; whereas there is no astronomical point more positively ascer tained than that no such bodies exist there. In examining the boundary between light and darkness (in the crescent or 93 EDGAR ALLAN POE gibbous moon) where this boundary crosses any of the dark places, the line of division is found to be rough and jagged; but were these dark places liquid it would evidently be even. The description of the wings of the man-bat, on page 21, is but a literal copy of Peter Wilkins s account of the wings of his flying islanders. This simple fact should have induced suspicion at least, it might be thought. On page 23, we have the following: "What a prodigious influence must our thirteen-times-larger globe have exercised upon this satellite when an embryo in the womb of time, the passive subject of chemical affinity!" This is very fine; but it should be observed that no astronomer would have made such a remark, especially to any Journal of Science; for the earth, in the sense intended, is not only thirteen, but forty- nine times LARGER than the moon. A similar objection applies to the whole of the concluding pages, where, by way of intro duction to some discoveries in Saturn, the philosophical cor respondent enters into a minute schoolboy account of that planet this to the Edinburgh Journal of Science! But there is one point in particular which should have be trayed the fiction. Let us imagine the power actually pos sessed of seeing animals upon the moon s surface, what would FIRST arrest the attention of an observer from the earth? Certainly neither their shape, size, nor any other such peculiarity, so soon as their remarkable SITUATION. They would appear to be walking, with heels up and head down, in the manner of flies on a ceiling. The real observer would have uttered an instant ejaculation of surprise, however prepared by previous knowledge, at the singularity of their position; the FICTITIOUS observer has not even mentioned the subject, but speaks of seeing the entire bodies of such creatures, when it is demonstrable that he could have seen only the diameter of their heads! It might as well be remarked, in conclusion, that the size, and particularly the powers, of the man-bats (for example, their ability to fly in so rare an atmosphere if, indeed, the 94 ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL moon have any), with most of the other fancies in regard to animal and vegetable existence, are at variance, generally, with all analogical reasoning on these themes; and that analogy here will often amount to conclusive demonstration. It is, perhaps, scarcely necessary to add that all the sugges tions attributed to Brewster and Herschel, in the beginning of the article, about "a transfusion of artificial light through the focal object of vision," etc., etc., belonging to that species of figurative writing which comes, most properly, under the de nomination of "rigmarole." There is a real and very definite limit to optical dis covery among the stars a limit whose nature need only be stated to be understood. If, indeed, the casting of large lenses were all that is required, man s ingenuity would ultimately prove equal to the task, and we might have them of any size demanded. But, unhappily, in proportion to the increase of size in the lens, and, consequently, of space-penetrating power, is the diminution of light from the object by diffusion of its rays. And for this evil there is no remedy within human ability; for an object is seen by means of that light alone which proceeds from itself, whether direct or reflected. Thus the only AETIFICIAL " light which could avail Mr. Locke would be some artificial light which he should be able to throw, not upon the "focal object of vision," but upon the real object to be viewed; to wit, UPON THE MOON. It has been easily calculated that when the light proceeding from a star becomes so diffused as to be as weak as the natural light proceeding from the whole of the stars, in a clear and moon less night, then the star is no longer visible for any practical purpose. The Earl of Boss telescope, lately constructed in England, has a SPECULUM with a reflecting surface of 4,071 square inches; the Herschel telescope having one of only 1,811. The metal of the Earl of Boss s is 6 feet diameter; it is 5^ inches thick at the edges, and 5 at the center. The weight is 3 tons. The focal length is 50 feet. 95 EDGAR ALLAN POE I have lately read a singular and somewhat ingenious little book, whose title-page runs thus: "L Homme danes le Lvne, ou le Voyage Chimerique fait au Monde de la Lvne, nouuelle- ment decouuert par Dominique Gonzal^s, Aduanturier Espag- nol, autrem^t dit le Courier volant. Mis en notre langve par J. B. D. a Paris, chez Francois Piot, pres la Fontaine de Saint Benoist. Et chez J. Goignard, au premier pilier de la grand salle du Palais, proche les Consultations, MDCXLVIII." Pp. 176. The writer professes to have translated his work from the English of one Mr. D Avisson (Davidson?), although there is a terrible ambiguity in the statement. "I en ai eu," says he, "Foriginal de Monsieur D Avisson, me decin des mieux versez qui soient aujourd huy dans le cbnoissance des Belles Lettres, et sur tout de la Philosophic Naturelle. Je lui ai cette obliga tion entre les autres, de m auoir non seulement mis en main ce Livre en aglois, mais encore le Manuscrit du Sieur Thomas D Anan, gentilhomme Eccossois recommandable pour sa vertu, sur la version duquel j advoue que j ay tire* le plan de la mienne." After some irrelevant adventures, much in the manner of Gil Bias, and which occupy the first thirty pages, the author relates that, being ill during a sea voyage, the crew abandoned him, together with a negro servant, on the island of St. Helena. To increase the chances of obtaining food, the two separate and live as far apart as possible. This brings about a training of birds to serve the purpose of carrier-pigeons between them. By and by these are taught to carry parcels of some weight, and this weight is gradually increased. At length the idea is entertained of uniting the force of a great number of the birds, with a view to raising the author himself. A machine is con* trived for the purpose, and we have a minute description of it, which is materially helped out by a steel engraving. Here we perceive the Signer Gonzales, with point ruffles and a huge periwig, seated astride something which resembles very closely a broomstick, and borne aloft by a multitude ot wild swans ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL (ganzas) who had strings reaching from their tails to the machine. The main event detailed in the Signer s narrative depends upon a very important fact, of which the reader is kept in ignorance until near the end of the book. The ganzas, with which he had become so familiar, were not really denizens of St. Helena, but of the moon. Thence it had been their custom, time out of mind, to migrate annually to some portion of the earth. In proper season, of course, they would return home; and the author, happening, one day, to require their services for a short voyage, is unexpectedly carried straight up, and in a very brief period arrives at the satellite. Here he finds, among other odd things, that the people enjoy extreme happi ness; that they have no law; that they die without pain; that they are from ten to thirty feet in height; that they live five thousand years; that they have an emperor called Irdonozur; and that they can jump sixty feet high, when, being out of the gravitating influence, they fly about with fans. I cannot forbear giving a specimen of the general phi losophy of the volume. "I must now declare to you," says the Signor Gonzales, "the nature of the place in which I found myself. All the clouds were beneath my feet, or, if you please, spread between me and the earth. As to the stars, since there was no night where I was, they always had the same appearance; not bril liant, as usual, but pale, and very nearly like the moon of a morning. But few of them were visible, and these ten times larger (as well as I could judge) than they seem to the inhab itants of the earth. The moon, which wanted two days of being full, was of a terrible bigness. I must not forget here that the stars appeared only on that side of the globe turned toward the moon, and that the closer they were to it the larger they seemed. I have also to inform you that, whether it was calm weather or stormy, I found myself always immediately between the moon and the earth. I was convinced of this for two reasons because my 97 EDGAR ALLAN POE birds always flew in a straight line; and because whenever we attempted to rest, ice were carried insensibly around the globe of the earth. For I admit the opinion of Copernicus, who maintains that it never ceases to revolve from the east to the west, not upon the poles of the Equinoctial, commonly called the poles of the world, but upon those of the Zodiac, a ques tion of which I propose to speak more at length hereafter, when I shall have leisure to refresh my memory in regard to the astrology which I learned at Salamanca when young, and have since forgotten." Notwithstanding the blunders italicized, the book is not without some claim to attention, as affording a naive specimen of the current astronomical notions of the time. One of these assumed that the "gravitating power" extended but a short distance from the earth s surface, and, accordingly, we find our voyager "carried insensibly around the globe," etc. There have been other "voyages to the moon," but none of higher merit than the one just mentioned. That of Bergerac is utterly meaningless. In the third volume of the American Quarterly Review will be found quite an elaborate criticism upon a certain "Journey" of the kind in question; a criti cism in which it is difficult to say whether the critic most ex poses the stupidity of the book, or his own absurd ignorance of astronomy. I forget the title of the work; but the means of the voyage are more deplorably ill conceived than are even the ganzas of our friend, the Signor Gonzales. The adventurer, in digging the earth, happens to discover a peculiar metal for which the moon has a strong attraction, and straightway con structs of it a box, which, when cast loose from its terrestrial fastenings, flies with him, forthwith, to the satellite. The Flight of Thomas O Rourke is a jeu d esprit not altogether con temptible, and has been translated into German. Thomas, the hero, was, in fact, the gamekeeper of an Irish peer, whose eccentricities gave rise to the tale. The "flight" is made on an eagle s back, from Hungry Hill, a lofty mountain at the end of Bantry Bay. ADVENTURE OF HANS PFAALL In these various BROCHURES the aim is always satirical; the theme being a description of lunarian customs as compared with ours. In none is there any effort at PLAUSIBILITY in the details of the voyage itself. The writers seem, in each in stance, to be utterly uninformed in respect to astronomy. In Hans Pfaall the design is original, inasmuch as regards an attempt at VERISIMILITUDE, in the application of scientific principles (so far as the whimsical nature of the subject would permit) to the actual passage between the earth and the moon. 99 MS. FOUND IN A BOTTLE Qui n a plus qu un moment a vivre N a plus rien a dissimuler. QUINAULT Atys. > F MY country and of my family I have little to say. Ill usage and length of years have driven me from the one, and estranged me from the other. Hereditary wealth afforded me an ed ucation of no common order, and a contemplative turn of mind enabled me to methodize the stores which early study diligenty garnered up. Beyond all things, the works of the German moralists gave me great delight; not from my ill-advised admiration of their eloquent madness, but from the ease with which my habits of rigid thought enabled me to detect their falsities. I have often been reproached with the aridity of my genius ; a deficiency of imagination has been imputed to me as a crime; and the Pyrrhonism of my opinions has at all times rendered me notori ous. Indeed, a strong relish for physical philosophy has, I fear, tinctured my mind with a very common error of this age I mean the habit of referring occurrences, even the least susceptible of such ref erence, to the principles of that science. Upon the whole, no person could be less liable than myself to 100 VOL i MS. FOUND IN A BOTTLE be led away from the severe precincts of truth by the ignes fatiii of superstition. I have thought proper to premise thus much, lest the incredible tale I have to tell should be considered rather the raving of a crude imagination than the positive experience of a mind to which the reveries of fancy have been a dead letter and a nullity. After many years spent in foreign travel, I sailed in the year 18, from the port of Batavia, in the rich and populous island of Java, on a voyage to the Archipelago Islands. I went as passenger, hav ing no other inducement than a kind of nervous rest lessness which haunted me as a fiend. Our vessel was a beautiful ship of about four hun dred tons, copper-fastened, and built at Bombay of Malabar teak. She was freighted with cotton-wool and oil, from the Lachadive Islands. We had also on board coir, jaggeree, ghee, cocoanuts, and a few cases of opium. The stowage was clumsily done, and the vessel consequently crank. We got under way with a mere breath of wind, and for many days stood along the eastern coast of Java, without any other incident to beguile the monotony of our course than the occasional meeting with some of the small grabs of the Archipelago to which we were bound. One evening, leaning over the taffrail, I observed a very singular isolated cloud, to the N. W. It was remarkable, as well from its color as from its be ing the first we had seen since our departure from Batavia. I watched it attentively until sunset, when 101 EDGAR ALLAN POE it spread all at once to the eastward and westward, girting in the horizon with a narrow strip of vapor, and looking like a long line of low beach. My no tice was soon afterward attracted by the dusky-red appearance of the moon, and the peculiar character of the sea. The latter was undergoing a rapid change, and the water seemed more than usually transparent. Although I could distinctly see the bottom, yet, heav ing the lead, I found the ship in fifteen fathoms. The air now became intolerably hot, and was loaded with spiral exhalations similar to those arising from heated iron. As night came on, every breath of wind died away, and a more entire calm it is impossible to conceive. The flame of a candle burned upon the poop without the least perceptible motion, and a long hair, held between the finger and thumb, hung with out the possibility of detecting a vibration. How ever, as the captain said he could perceive no indica tion of danger, and as we were drifting in bodily to shore, he ordered the sails to be furled, and the anchor let go. No watch was set, and the crew, con sisting principally of Malays, stretched themselves deliberately upon deck. I went below, not without a full presentiment of evil. Indeed, every appearance warranted me in apprehending a simoon. I told the captain of my fears ; but he paid no attention to what I said, and left me without deigning to give a reply. My uneasiness, however, prevented me from sleep ing, and about midnight I went up on deck. As I placed my foot upon the upper step of the companion- ladder, I was startled by a loud, humming noise, like 102 MS. FOUND IN A BOTTLE that occasioned by the rapid revolution of a mill- wheel, and before I could ascertain its meaning, I found the ship quivering to its center. In the next instant a wilderness of foam hurled us upon our beam-ends, and, rushing over us fore and aft, swept the entire decks from stem to stern. The extreme fury of the blast proved, in a great measure, the salvation of the ship. Although com pletely water-logged, yet, as her masts had gone by the board, she rose, after a minute, heavily from the sea, and staggering awhile beneath the immense pres sure of the tempest, finally righted. By what miracle I escaped destruction, it is im possible to say. Stunned by the shock of the water, I found myself, upon recovery, jammed in between the stern-post and rudder. With great difficulty I regained my feet, and, looking dizzily around, was at first struck with the idea of our being among breakers; so terrific, beyond the wildest imagination, was the whirpool of mountainous and foaming ocean within which we were engulfed. After a while I heard the voice of an old Swede, who had shipped with us at the moment of leaving port. I hallooed to him with all my strength, and presently he came reel ing aft. We soon discovered that we were the sole survivors of the accident. All on deck, with the ex ception of ourselves, had been swept overboard; the captain and mates must have perished while they slept, for the cabins were deluged with water. With out assistance we could expect to do little for the security of the ship, and our exertions were at first 103 EDGAR ALLAN POE paralyzed by the momentary expectation of going down. Our cable had, of course, parted like pack thread at the first breath of the hurricane, or we should have been instantaneously overwhelmed. We scudded with frightful velocity before the sea, and the water made clear breaches over us. The frame work of our stern was shattered excessively, and, in almost every respect, we had received considerable injury; but to our extreme joy we found the pumps unchoked, and that we had made no great shifting of our ballast. The main fury of the blast had al ready blown over, and we apprehended little danger from the violence of the wind ; but we looked forward to its total cessation with dismay; well believing that, in our shattered condition, we should in evitably perish in the tremendous swell which would ensue. But this very just apprehension seemed by no means likely to be soon verified. For five en tire days and nights, during which our only sub sistence was a small quantity of jaggeree, procured with great difficulty from the forecastle, the hulk flew at a rate defying computation, before rapidly succeeding flaws of wind, which, without equalling the first violence of the simoon, were still more terrific than any tempest I had before encountered. Our course for the first four days was, with trifling variations, S. E. and by S. ; and we must have run down the coast of New Holland. On the fifth day the cold became extreme, although the wind had hauled round a point more to the northward. The sun arose with a sickly yellow luster, and clambered 104 MS, FOUND IN A BOTTLE a very few degrees above the horizon, emitting no decisive light. There were no clouds apparent, yet the wind was upon the increase, and blew with a fit ful and unsteady fury. About noon, as nearly as we could guess, our attention was again arrested by the appearance of the sun. It gave out no light, properly so called, but a dull and sullen glow without reflec tion, as if all its rays were polarized. Just before sinking within the turgid sea, its central fires sud denly went out, as if hurriedly extinguished by some unaccountable power. It was a dim, silverlike rim, alone, as it rushed down the unfathomable ocean. We waited in vain for the arrival of the sixth day that day to me has not yet arrived to the Swede never did arrive. Thenceforward we were enshrouded in pitchy darkness, so that we could not have seen an object at twenty paces from the ship. Eternal night continued to envelop us, all unrelieved by the phosphoric sea-brilliancy to which we had been ac customed in the tropics. We observed, too, that, al though the tempest continued to rage with unabated violence, there was no longer to be discovered the usual appearance of surf, or foam, which had hitherto attended us. All around were horror, and thick gloom, and a black sweltering desert of ebony. Superstitious terror crept by degrees into the spirit of the old Swede, and my own soul was wrapt in silent wonder. We neglected all care of the ship, as worse than useless, and, securing ourselves as well as possible to the stump of the mizzenmast, looked out bitterly into the world of ocean. We had no 105 EDGAR ALLAN POE means of calculating time, nor could we form any guess of our situation. We were, however, well aware of having made farther to the southward than any previous navigators, and felt great amazement at not meeting with the usual impediments of ice. In the meantime every moment threatened to be our last every mountainous billow hurried to over whelm us. The swell surpassed anything I had im agined possible, and that we were not instantly buried is a miracle. My companion spoke of the lightness of our cargo, and reminded me of the excellent qualities of our ship ; but I could not help feeling the utter hopelessness of hope itself, and prepared my self gloomily for that death which I thought nothing could defer beyond an hour, as, with every knot of way the ship made, the swelling of the black, stu pendous seas became more dismally appalling. At times we gasped for breath at an elevation beyond the albatross at times became dizzy with the ve locity of our descent into some watery hell, where the air grew stagnant, and no sound disturbed the slumbers of the kraken. We were at the bottom of one of these abysses, when a quick scream from my companion broke fearfully upon the night. "See! see!" cried he, shrieking in my ears, "Almighty God! see! see!" As he spoke I became aware of a dull, sullen glare of red light which streamed down the sides of the vast chasm where we lay, and threw a fitful brilliancy upon our deck. Casting my eyes upwards, I be held a spectacle which froze the current of my 106 MS. FOUND IN A BOTTLE blood. At a terrific height directly above us, and upon the very verge of the precipitous descent, hovered a gigantic ship of perhaps four thousand tons. Although upreared upon the summit of a wave more than a hundred times her own altitude, her apparent size still exceeded that of any ship of the line or East Indiaman in existence. Her huge hull was of a deep, dingy black, unrelieved by any of the customary carvings of a ship. A single row of brass cannon protruded from her open ports, and dashed from their polished surfaces the fires of innumerable battle-lanterns which swung to and fro about her rigging. But what mainly inspired us with hor ror and astonishment was that she bore up under a press of sail in the very teeth of that supernatural sea, and of that ungovernable hurricane. When we first discovered her, her bows were alone to be seen, as she rose slowly from the dim and horrible gulf beyond her. For a moment of intense terror she paused upon the giddy pinnacle as if in contemplation of her own sublimity, then trembled, and tottered, and came down. At this instant, I know not what sudden self- possession came over my spirit. Staggering as far aft as I could, I awaited fearlessly the ruin that was to overwhelm. Our own vessel was at length ceas ing from her struggles, and sinking with her head to the sea. The shock of the descending mass struck her, consequently, in that portion of her frame which was nearly under water, and the inevitable result was 107 EDGAR ALLAN POE to hurl me, with irresistible violence, upon the rigging of the stranger. As I fell, the ship hove in stays, and went about; and to the confusion ensuing I attributed my escape from the notice of the crew. With little difficulty I made my way, unperceived, to the main hatchway, which was partially open, and soon found an op portunity of secreting myself in the hold. Why I did so I can hardly tell. An indefinite sense of awe, which at first sight of the navigators of the ship had taken hold of my mind, was perhaps the principle of my concealment. I was unwilling to trust my self with a race of people who. had offered, to the cursory glance I had taken, so many points of vague novelty, doubt, and apprehension. I therefore thought proper to contrive a hiding-place in the hold. This I did by removing a small portion of the shift ing-boards in such a manner as to afford me a con venient retreat between the huge timbers of the ship. I had scarcely completed my work, when a foot step in the hold forced me to make use of it. A man passed by my place of concealment with a feeble and unsteady gait. I could not see his face, but had an opportunity of observing his general appearance. There was about it an evidence of great age and infirmity. His knees tottered beneath a load of years, and his entire frame quivered under the burthen. He muttered to himself, in a low, broken tone, some words of a language which I could not un derstand, and groped in a corner among a pile of singular-looking instruments and decayed charts of 108 MS. FOUND IN A BOTTLE navigation. His manner was a wild mixture of the peevishness of second childhood and the solemn dig nity of a god. He at length went on deck and I saw him no more. ***** A feeling for which I have no name has taken possession of my soul a sensation which will ad mit of no analysis, to which the lessons of bygone time are inadequate, and for which I fear futurity itself will offer me no key. To a mind constituted like my own the latter consideration is an evil. I shall never I know that I shall never be satisfied with regard to the nature of my conceptions. Yet it is not wonderful that these conceptions are in definite, since they have their origin in sources so utterly novel. A new sense a new entity, is added to my soul. ***** It is long since I first trod the deck of this ter rible ship, and the rays of my destiny are, I think, gathering to a focus. Incomprehensible men! Wrapped up in meditations of a kind which I can not divine, they pass me by unnoticed. Conceal ment is utter folly on my part, for the people will not see. It is but just now that I passed directly be fore the eyes of the mate; it was no long while ago that I ventured into the captain s own private cabin, and took thence the materials with which I write, and have written. I shall from time to time continue this journal. It is true that I may not find an opportunity of transmitting it to the world, but I will not fail to 109 EDGAR ALLAN POE make the endeavor. At the last moment I will en close the MS. in a bottle, and cast it within the sea. * * * * * An incident has occurred which has given me new room for meditation. Are such things the operation of ungoverned chance? I had ventured upon deck and thrown myself down, without attracting any notice, among a pile of ratlin-stuff and old sails, in the bottom of the yawl. While musing upon the singularity of my fate, I unwittingly daubed with a tar-brush the edges of a neatly folded studding-saiJ which lay near me on a barrel. The studding-sail is now bent upon the ship, and the thoughtless touches of the brush are spread out into the word DISCOVERY. I have made my observations lately upon the structure of the vessel. Although well armed, she is not, I think, a ship of war. Her rigging, build, and general equipment all negative a supposition of this kind. What she is not, I can easily perceive; what she is, I fear it is impossible to say. I know not how it is, but in scrutinizing her strange model and singular cast of spars, her huge size and over grown suits of canvas, her severely simple bow and antiquated stern, there will occasionally flash across my mind a sensation of familiar things, and there is always mixed up with such indistinct shadows of recollection an unaccountable memory of old foreign chronicles and ages long ago. * * * I have been looking at the timbers of the ship. no MS. FOUND IN A BOTTLE She is built of a material to which I am a stranger. There is a peculiar character about the wood which strikes me as rendering it unfit for the purpose to which it has been applied. I mean its extreme porousness, considered independently of the worm- eaten condition which is a consequence of navigation in these seas, and apart from the rottenness at tendant upon age. It will appear, perhaps, an ob servation somewhat overcurious, but this would have every characteristic of Spanish oak, if Spanish oak were distended by any unnatural means. In reading the above sentence, a curious apothegm of an old weather-beaten Dutch navigator comes full upon my recollection. "It is as sure," he was wont to say, when any doubt was entertained of his veracity, "as sure as there is a sea where the ship itself will grow in bulk like the living body of the seaman." * * * About an hour ago I made bold to thrust myself among a group of the crew. They paid me no man ner of attention, and, although I stood in the very midst of them all, seemed utterly unconscious of my presence. Like the one I had at first seen in the hold, they all bore about them the marks of a hoary old age. Their knees trembled with infirmity; their shoulders were bent double with decrepitude; their shrivelled skins rattled in the wind ; their voices were low, tremulous, and broken ; their eyes glistened with the rheum of years; and their gray hairs streamed terribly in the tempest. Around them, on every part II EDGAR ALLAN POE of the deck, lay scattered mathematical instruments of the most quaint and obsolete construction. * * * I mentioned, some time ago, the bending of a studding-sail. From that period, the ship, being thrown dead off the wind, has continued her terrific course due south, with every rag of canvas packed upon her, from her truck to her lower studding-sail booms, and rolling every moment her top-gallant yard-arms into the most appalling hell of water which it can enter into the mind of man to imagine. I have just left the deck, where I find it impossible to maintain a footing, although the crew seem to ex perience little inconvenience. It appears to me a miracle of miracles that our enormous bulk is not swallowed up at once and forever. We are surely doomed to hover continually upon the brink of eternity, without taking a final plunge into the abyss. From billows a thousand times more stupen dous than any I have ever seen we glide away with the facility of the arrowy sea-gull; and the colossal waters rear their heads above us like demons of the deep, but like demons confined to simple threats, and forbidden to destroy. I am led to attribute these frequent escapes to the only natural cause which can account for such effect. I must suppose the ship to be within the influence of some strong current or impetuous undertow. * * * I have seen the captain face to face, and in his own cabin but, as I expected, he paid me no at tention. Although in his appearance there is, to a casual observer, nothing which might bespeak him 112 MS. FOUND IN A BOTTLE more or less than man, still, a feeling of irrepressible reverence and awe mingles with the sensation of wonder with which I regard him. In stature, he is nearly my own height; that is, about five feet eight inches. He is of a well-kint and compact frame of body, neither robust nor remarkable otherwise. But it is the singularity of the expression which reigns upon the face it is the intense, the wonderful, the thrilling evidence of old age so utter, so extreme, which excites within my spirit a sense a sentiment ineffable. His forehead, although little wrinkled, seems to bear upon it the stamp of a myriad of years. His gray hairs are records of the past, and his grayer eyes are sibyls of the future. The cabin floor was thickly strewn with strange, ironclasped folios, and mouldering instruments of science, and obsolete, long-forgotten charts. His head was bowed down upon his hands, and he pored, with a fiery, unquiet eye, over a paper which I took to be a com mission, and which, at all events, bore the signature of a monarch. He murmured to himself as did the first seaman whom I saw in the hold some low, peevish syllables of a foreign tongue; and although the speaker was close at my elbow, his voice seemed to reach my ears from the distance of a mile. * * * The ship and all in it are imbued with the spirit of Eld. The crew glide to and fro like the ghosts of buried centuries; their eyes have an eager and uneasy meaning; and when their figures fall athwart my path, in the wild glare of the battle-lanterns, I feel as I have never felt before, although I have been I 8 113 EDGAR ALLAN POE all my life a dealer in antiquities, and have imbibed the shadows of fallen columns at Baalbec, and Tadmor, and Persepolis, until my very soul has be come a ruin. * * * When I look around me, I feel ashamed of my former apprehension. If I trembled at the blast which has hitherto attended us, shall I not stand aghast at a warring of wind and ocean, to convey any idea of which, the words tornado and simoon are trivial and ineffective? All in the immediate vicinity of the ship is the blackness of eternal night and a chaos of foamless water; but about a league on either side of us may be seen, indistinctly and at intervals, stupendous ramparts of ice, towering away into the desolate sky, and looking like the walls of the universe. * * * As I imagined, the ship proves to be in a current, if that appellation can properly be given to a tide which, howling and shrieking by the white ice, thun ders on the southward with a velocity like the headlong dashing of a cataract. * * * To conceive the horror of my sensations is, I pre sume, utterly impossible ; yet a curiosity to penetrate the mysteries of these awful regions, predominates even over my despair, and will reconcile me to the most hideous aspect of death. It is evident that we are hurrying onward to some exciting knowledge some never-to-be-imparted secret, whose attainment is destruction. Perhaps this current leads us to the southern pole itself. It must be confessed that a sup- 114 MS. FOUND IN A BOTTLE position apparently so wild has every probability in its favor. * * * The crew pace the deck with unquiet and trem ulous step; but there is upon their countenance an expression more of the eagerness of hope than of the apathy of despair. In the meantime the wind is still in our poop, and, as we carry a crowd of canvas, the ship is at times lifted bodily from out the sea! Oh, horror upon horror ! the ice opens suddenly to the right and to the left, and we are whirling dizzily, in immense concentric circles, round and round the borders of a gigantic amphitheatre, the summit of whose walls is lost in the darkness and the distance. But little time will be left me to ponder upon my destiny! The circles rapidly grow small we are plunging madly within the grasp of the whirlpool and amid a roaring, and bellowing, and thundering of ocean and tempest the ship is quivering oh God! and going down ! NOTE. The MS. Found in a Bottle was originally published in 1831, and it was not until many years after ward that I became acquainted with the maps of Mercator, in which the ocean is represented as rushing, by four mouths into the (northern) Polar Gulf, to be absorbed into the bowels of the earth; the pole itself being represented by a black rock, towering to a prodigious height. THE ASSIGNATION Stay for me there! I will not fail To meet thee in that hollow vale. [Exequy on the death of his wife, by Henry King, Bishop of Chwhester. ] P|LL-FATED and mysterious man! bewil dered in the brilliancy of thine own imagination, and fallen in the flames j of thine own youth, again in fancy I behold thee ! Once more thy form hath risen before me, not oh! not as thou art in the cold valley and shadow, but as thou SHOULDST BE squandering away a life of magnificent meditation in that city of dim visions, thine own Venice, which is a star-beloved Elysium of the sea, and the wide windows of whose Palladian palaces look down with a deep and bitter meaning upon the secrets of her silent waters. Yes ! I repeat it as thou SHOULDST BE. There are surely other worlds than this other thoughts than the thoughts of the multitude other speculations than the speculations of the sophist. Who then shall call thy conduct into question? who blame thee for thy visionary hours, or denounce those occupations as a wasting away of life, which were but , the overflowings of thine everlasting energies ? VOL i 116 THE ASSIGNATION It was at Venice, beneath the covered archway there called the Ponte di Sospiri, that I met for the third or fourth time the person of whom I speak. It is with a confused recollection that I bring to mind the circumstances of that meeting. Yet I remem ber ah ! how should I forget ? the deep midnight, the Bridge of Sighs, the beauty of woman, and the Genius of Romance that stalked up and down the narrow canal. It was a night of unusual gloom. The great clock of the Piazza had sounded the fifth hour of the Italian evening. The square of the Campanile lay silent and deserted, and the lights in the old Ducal Palace were dying fast away. I was returning home from the Piazzetta by way of the Grand Canal. But as my gondola arrived opposite the mouth of the canal San Marco a female voice from its recesses broke suddenly upon the night in one wild, hysterical, and long-continued shriek. Startled at the sound, I sprang upon my feet, while the gondolier, letting slip his single oar, lost it in the pitchy darkness be yond a chance of recovery, and we were consequently left to the guidance of the current which here sets from the greater into the smaller channel. Like some huge and sable-feathered condor, we were slowly drifting down toward the Bridge of Sighs, when a thousand flambeaux, flashing from the windows and down the staircases of the Ducal Palace, turned all at once that deep gloom into a livid and preternatural day. A child, slipping from the arms of its own mother, 117 EDGAR ALLAN POE had fallen from an upper window of the lofty struc ture into the deep and dim canal. The quiet waters had closed placidly over their victim; and, although my own gondola was the only one in sight, many a stout swimmer, already in the stream, was seeking in vain upon the surface the treasure which was to be found, alas! only within the abyss. Upon the broad black marble flagstones at the entrance of the palace, and a few steps above the water, stood a figure which none who then saw can have ever since for gotten. It was the Marchesa Aphrodite the adora tion of all Venice the gayest of the gay the most lovely where all were beautiful but still the young wife of the old and intriguing Mentoni, and the mother of that fair child, her first and only one, who now, deep beneath the murky water, was thinking in bitterness of heart upon her sweet caresses, and ex hausting its little life in struggles to call upon her name. She stood alone. Her small bare and silvery feet gleamed in the black mirror of marble beneath her. Her hair, not as yet more than half loosened for the night from its ballroom array, clustered, amid a shower of diamonds, round and round her classical head, in curls like those of the young hyacinth. A snowy-white and gauze-like drapery seemed to be nearly the sole covering to her delicate form; but the midsummer and midnight air was hot, sullen, and still, and no motion in the statue-like form itself stirred even the folds of that raiment of very vapor which hung around it as the heavy marble hangs 118 THE ASSIGNATION around the Niobe. Yet, strange to say, her large lustrous eyes were not turned downward upon that grave wherein her brightest hope lay buried, but riveted in a widely different direction! The prison of the Old Republic is, I think, the stateliest build ing in all Venice, but how could that lady gaze so fixedly upon it when beneath her lay stifling her own child ? Yon dark, gloomy niche, too, yawns right opposite her chamber window. What, then, COULD there be in its shadows, in its architecture, in its ivy-wreathed and solemn cornices, that the Marchesa di Mentoni had not wondered at a thousand times before ? Nonsense ! Who does not remember that, at such a time as this, the eye, like a shattered mirror, multiplies the images of its sorrow, and sees in in numerable far-off places the woe which is close at hand? Many steps above the Marchesa, and within the arch of the water-gate, stood, in full dress, the satyr- like figure of Mentoni himself. He was occasionally occupied in thrumming a guitar, and seemed ennuye to the very death as at intervals he gave directions for the recovery of his child. Stupefied and aghast, I had myself no power to move from the upright position I had assumed upon first hearing the shriek, and must have presented to the eyes of the agitated group a spectral and ominous appearance, as with pale countenance and rigid limbs I floated down among them in that funereal gondola. All efforts proved in vain. Many of the most energetic in the search were relaxing their exertions EDGAR ALLAN POE and yielding to a gloomy sorrow. There seemed but little hope for the child; (how much less than for the mother!), but now, from the interior of that dark niche which has been already mentioned as forming a part of the Old Republican prison and as fronting the lattice of the Marchesa, a figure muffled in a cloak stepped out within reach of the light, and, pausing a moment upon the verge of the giddy de scent, plunged headlong into the canal. As, in an instant afterward, he stood with the still living and breathing child within his grasp, upon the marble flagstones by the side of the Marchesa, his cloak, heavy with the drenching water, became unfastened and, falling in folds about his feet, discovered to the wonder-stricken spectators the graceful person of a very young man, with the sound of whose name the greater part of Europe was then ringing. No word spoke the deliverer. But the Marchesa! She will now receive her child, she will press it to her heart, she will cling to its little form, and smother it with her caresses. Alas! ANOTHER S arms have taken it from the stranger, ANOTHER S arms have taken it away, and borne it afar off, un noticed, into the palace! And the Marchesa! Her lip her beautiful lip trembles; tears are gathering in her eyes those eyes which, like Pliny s acanthus, are "soft and almost liquid. " Yes! tears are gather ing in those eyes and see ! the entire woman thrills throughout the soul, and the statue has started into life! The pallor of the marble coun tenance, the swelling of the marble bosom, the very 120 THE ASSIGNATION purity of the marble feet, we behold suddenly flushed over with a tide of ungovernable crimson; and a slight shudder quivers about her delicate frame as a gentle air at Napoli about the rich silver lilies iri the grass. Why SHOULD that lady blush? To this demand there is no answer except that, having left, in the eager haste and terror of a mother s heart, the privacy of her own boudoir, she has neglected to enthral her tiny feet in their slippers and utterly forgotten to throw over her Venetian shoulders that drapery which is their due. What other possible reason could there have been for her so blushing? for the glance of those wild appealing eyes? for the unusual tumult of that throbbing bosom? for the convulsive pressure of that trembling hand ? that hand which fell, as Mentoni turned into the palace, accidentally, upon the hand of the stranger? What reason could there have been for the low the sin gularly low tone of those unmeaning words which the lady uttered hurriedly in bidding him adieu? 1 Thou hast conquered," she said, or the murmurs of the water deceived me; "thou hast conquered; one hour after sunrise, we shall meet. So let it be!" ***** The tumult had subsided, the lights had died away within the palace, and the stranger, whom I now recognized, stood alone upon the flags. He shook with inconceivable agitation, and his eye glanced around in search of a gondola. I could not 121 EDGAR ALLAN POE do less than offer him the service of my own; and he accepted the civility. Having obtained an oar at the water-gate, we proceeded together to his resi dence, while he rapidly recovered his self-possession and spoke of our former slight acquaintance in terms of great apparent cordiality. There are some subjects upon which I take pleas ure in being minute. The person of the stranger let me call him by this title, who to all the world was still a stranger the person of the stranger is one of these subjects. In height he might have been below rather than above the medium size, although there were moments of intense passion when his frame actually EXPANDED and belied the assertion. The light, almost slender symmetry of his figure promised more of that ready activity which he evinced at the Bridge of Sighs than of that Herculean strength which he has been known to wield without an effort, upon occasions of more dangerous emer gency. With the mouth and chin of a deity sin gular, wild, full, liquid eyes, whose shadows varied from pure hazel to intense and brilliant jet and a profusion of curling, black hair, from which a fore head of unusual breadth gleamed forth at intervals all light and ivory his were features than which I have seen none more classically regular, except, per haps, the marble ones of the Emperor Commodus. Yet his countenance was, nevertheless, one of those which all men have seen at some period of their lives and have never afterward seen again. It had no peculiar, it had no settled predominant expression to be fastened 122 THE ASSIGNATION upon the memory; a countenance seen and instantly forgotten, but forgotten with a vague and never-ceas ing desire of recalling it to mind. Not that the spirit of each rapid passion failed, at any time, to throw its own distinct image upon the mirror of that face, but that the mirror, mirror-like, retained no vestige of the passion when the passion had departed. Upon leaving him on the night of our adventure he solicited me, in what I thought an urgent man ner, to call upon him VERY early the next morning. Shortly after sunrise I found myself accordingly at his palazzo, one of those huge structures of gloomy, yet fantastic pomp, which tower above the waters of the Grand Canal in the vicinity of the Rialto. I was shown up a broad winding staircase of mosaics into an apartment whose unparalleled splendor burst through the opening door with an actual glare, mak ing me blind and dizzy with luxuriousness. I knew my acquaintance to be wealthy. Report had spoken of his possessions in terms which I had even ventured to call terms of ridiculous exaggera tion. But as I gazed about me, I could not bring myself to believe that the wealth of any subject in Europe could have supplied the princely magnificence which burned and blazed around. Although, as I say, the sun had arisen, yet the room was still brilliantly lighted up. I judge from this circumstance, as well as from an air of exhaustion in the countenance of my friend, that he had not re tired to bed during the whole of the preceding night. In the architecture and embellishments of the cham- 123 EDGAR ALLAN POE ber the evident design had been to dazzle and astound. Little attention had been paid to the decora of what is technically called KEEPING, or to the proprieties of nationality. The eye wandered from object to object and rested upon none, neither the grotesques of the Greek painters, nor the sculptures of the best Italian days, nor the huge carvings of un tutored Egypt. Rich draperies in every part of the room trembled to the vibration of low, melancholy music, whose origin was not to be discovered. The senses were oppressed by mingled and conflicting per fumes, reeking up from strange convolute censers, to gether with multitudinous flaring and flickering tongues of emerald and violet fire. The rays of the newly risen sun poured in upon the whole, through windows formed each of a single pane of crimson- tinted glass. Glancing to and fro in a thousand re flections from curtains which rolled from their cornices like cataracts of molten silver, the beams of natural glory mingled at length fitfully with the artificial light, and lay weltering in subdued masses upon a carpet of rich, liquid-looking cloth of Chili gold. "Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!" laughed the pro prietor, motioning me to a seat as I entered the room, and throwing himself back at full-length upon an ottoman. "I see/ said he, perceiving that I could not immediately reconcile myself to the Mense- ance of so singular a welcome, "I see you are astonished at my apartment, at my statues, my pic tures, my originality of conception in architecture and 124 THE ASSIGNATION upholstery! absolutely drunk, eh, with my magnifi cence? But pardon me, my dear sir (here his tone of voice dropped to the very spirit of cordiality), pardon me for my uncharitable laughter. You ap peared so UTTERLY astonished. Besides, some things are so completely ludicrous that a man MUST laugh or die. To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths ! Sir Thomas More. a very fine man was Sir Thomas More Sir Thomas More died laughing, you remember. Also in the Absurdities of Ravisius Textor there is a long list of characters who came to the same magnificent end. Do you know, however," continued he, musingly, that at Sparta (which is now Palseochori) at Sparta, I say, to the west of the citadel, among a chaos of scarcely visible ruins, is a kind of socle, upon which are still legible the letters A AIM. They are un doubtedly part of TEA AIM A. Now, at Sparta were a thousand temples and shrines to a thousand dif ferent divinities. How exceedingly strange that the altar of Laughter should have survived all the others ! But in the present instance, he resumed, with a singular alteration of voice and manner, "I have no right to be merry at your expense. You might well have been amazed. Europe cannot pro duce anything so fine as this, my little regal cab inet. My other apartments are by no means of the same order mere ULTRAS of fashionable insipidity. This is better than fashion, is it not? Yet this has but to be seen to become the rage, that is, with those who could afford it at the cost of their entire patri- 125 EDGAR ALLAN POE mony. I have guarded, however, against any such profanation. With one exception, you are the only human being, besides myself and my VALET, who has been admitted within the mysteries of these imperial precincts since they have been bedizened as you see." I bowed in acknowledgment; for the overpower ing sense of splendor and perfume and music, to gether with the unexpected eccentricity of his ad dress and manner, prevented me from expressing, in words, my appreciation of what I might have con strued into a compliment. "Here," he resumed, arising and leaning on my arm as he sauntered around the apartment, "here are paintings from the Greeks to Cimabue, and from Cimabue to the present hour. Many are chosen, as you see, with little deference to the opinions of Virtu. They are all, however, fitting tapestry for a chamber such as this. Here, too, are some chefs- d oeuvre of the unknown great; and here, unfinished designs by men, celebrated in their day, whose very names the perspicacity of the academies has left to silence and to me. What think you," said he, turning abruptly as he spoke, "what think you of this Madonna della Pieta?" "It is Guide s own!" I said, with all the en thusiasm of my nature, for I had been poring intently over its surpassing loveliness. "It is Guido s own! how COULD you have obtained it? she is undoubtedly in painting what the Venus is in sculpture." "Ha!" said he, thoughtfully, "the Venus? the 126 THE ASSIGNATION beautiful Venus ? the Venus of the Medici ? she of the diminutive head and the gilded hair? Part of the left arm [here his voice dropped so as to be heard with difficulty] and all the right are restorations, and in the coquetry of that right arm lies, I think, the quintessence of all affectation. Give ME the Canova! The Apollo, too, is a copy there can be no doubt of it blind fool that I am, who cannot behold the boasted inspiration of the Apollo ! I can not help pity me ! I cannot help preferring the Antinous. Was it not Socrates who said that the statuary found his statue in the block of marble? Then Michael Angelo was by no means original in his couplet: Non ha 1 ottimo artista alcum concetto Che un marmo solo in se non circonscriva. " It has been, or should be remarked, that, in the manner of the true gentleman, we are always aware of a difference from the bearing of the vulgar, without being at once precisely able to determine in what such difference consists. Allowing the remark to have applied in its full force to the oiitward de meanor of my acquaintance, I felt it, on that event ful morning, still more fully applicable to his moral temperament and character. Nor can I better de fine that peculiarity of spirit which seemed to place him so essentially apart from all other human beings than by calling it a HABIT of intense and continual thought, pervading even his most trivial actions, in- 127 EDGAR ALLAN POE trading upon his moments of dalliance, and inter weaving itself with his very flashes of merriment, like adders which writhe from out the eyes of the grinning masks in the cornices around the temples of Persepolis. I could not help, however, repeatedly observing, through the mingled tone of levity and solemnity with which he rapidly descanted upon matters of little importance, a certain air of trepidation, a de gree of nervous UNCTION in action and in speech an unquiet excitability of manner which appeared to me at all times unaccountable, and upon some occasions even filled me with alarm. Frequently, too, pausing in the middle of a sentence whose commencement he had apparently forgotten, he seemed to be listening in the deepest attention, as if either in momentary expectation of a visitor, or to sounds which must have had existence in his imagination alone. It was during one of these reveries or pauses of apparent abstraction that, in turning over a page of the poet and scholar Politian s beautiful tragedy, the Orfco (the first native Italian tragedy), which lay near me upon an ottoman, I discovered a passage underlined in pencil. It was a passage toward the end of the third act a passage of the most heart- stirring excitement a passage which, although tainted with impurity, no man shall read without a thrill of novel emotion no woman without a sigh. The whole page was blotted with fresh tears; and upon the opposite interleaf were the following Eng lish lines, written in a hand so very different from 128 THE ASSIGNATION the peculiar characters of my acquaintance that I had some difficulty in recognizing it as his own : Thou wast that all to me, love, For which my soul did pine: A green isle in the sea, love, A fountain and a shrine All wreathed with fairy fruits and flowers; And all the flowers were mine. Ah, dream too bright to last! Ah, starry Hope, that didst arise But to be overcast! A voice from out the future cries, "On! on!" but o er the past (Dim gulf!) my spirit hovering lies, Mute motionless aghast! For alas! alas! with me The light of life is o er. "No more no more no more 7 (Such language holds the solemn sea To the sands upon the shore) Shall bloom the thunder-blasted tree, Or the stricken eagle soar! Now all my hours are trances; And all my mightly dreams Are where thy gray eye glances, And where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, By what Italian streams. Alas! for that accursed time They bore thee o er the billow, From love to titled age and crime, i 9 129 EDGAR ALLAN POE And an unholy pillow! From me, and from our misty clime, Where weeps the silver willow! That these lines were written in English, a lan guage with which I had not believed their author acquainted, afforded me little matter for surprise. I was too well aware of the extent of his acquirements, and of the singular pleasure he took in concealing them from observation, to be astonished at any similar discovery; but the place of date, I must con fess, occasioned me no little amazement. It had been originally LONDON, and afterward carefully over- scored, not, however, so effectually as to conceal the word from a scrutinizing eye. I say, this occasioned me no little amazement ; for I well remember that, in a former conversation with my friend, I particularly inquired if he had at any time met in London the Marchesa di Mentoni, who for some years previous to her marriage had resided in that city, when his an swer, if I mistake not, gave me to understand that he had never visited the metropolis of Great Britain. I might as well here mention that I have more than once heard, without, of course, giving credit to a report involving so many improbabilities, that the person of whom I speak was, not only by birth, but in educa tion, an ENGLISHMAN. * * * * * " There is one painting/ said he, without being aware of my notice of the tragedy, there is still one painting which you have not seen." And, 130 THE ASSIGNATION throwing aside a drapery, he discovered a full-length portrait of the Marchesa Aphrodite. Human art could have done no more in the delineation of her superhuman beauty. The same ethereal figure which stood before me the preceding night upon the steps of the Ducal Palace stood before me once again. But in the expression of the coun tenance, which was beaming all over with smiles, there still lurked (incomprehensible anomaly!) that fitful stain of melancholy which will ever be found inseparable from the perfection of the beautiful. Her right arm lay folded over her bosom. With her left she pointed downward to a curiously fashioned vase. One small, fairy foot, alone visible, barely touched the earth; and, scarcely discernible in the brilliant atmosphere which seemed to encircle and enshrine her loveliness, floated a pair of the most delicately imagined wings. My glance fell from the painting to the figure of my friend and the vigorous words of Chapman s Bussy d Ambois quivered instinctively upon my lips : is up There like a Eoman statue! He will stand Till Death hath made him marble !" "Come," he said at length, turning toward a table of richly enamelled and massive silver, upon which were a few goblets fantastically stained, together with two large Etruscan vases, fashioned in the same extraordinary model as that in the foreground of the portrait, and filled with what I supposed to be EDGAR ALLAN POE Johannisberger. Come," he said, abruptly, "let us drink! it is early, but let us drink. It is INDEED early," he continued, musingly, as a cherub with a heavy golden hammer made the apartment ring with the first hour after sunrise: "it is indeed early, but what matters it? let us drink! Let us pour out an offering to yon solemn sun which these gaudy lamps and censers are so eager to subdue!" And having made me pledge him in a bumper, he swallowed in rapid succession several goblets of the wine. "To dream," he continued, resuming the tone of his desultory conversation, as he held up to the rich light of a censer one of the magnificent vases, "to dream has been the business of my life ; I have there fore framed for myself, as you see, a bower of dreams. In the heart of Venice could I have erected a better? You behold around you, it is true, a medley of architectural embellishments. The chas tity of Ionia is offended by antediluvian devices, and the sphinxes of Egypt are outstretched upon carpets of gold. Yet the effect is incongruous to the timid alone. Proprieties of place, and especially of time, are the bugbears which terrify mankind from the con templation of the magnificent. Once I was myself a decorist; but that sublimation of folly has palled upon my soul. All this is now the fitter for my purpose. Like these arabesque censers, my spirit is writhing in fire, and the delirium of this scene is fashioning me for the wilder visions of that land of real dreams whither I am now rapidly departing." He here paused abruptly, bent his head to his bosom, 132 THE ASSIGNATION and seemed to listen to a sound which I could not hear. At length, erecting his frame, he looked up wards and ejaculated the lines of the Bishop of Chichester : "Stay for me there! I will not fail To meet thee in that hollow vale. In the next instant, confessing the power of the wine, he threw himself at full length upon an otto man. A quick step was now heard upon the staircase, and a loud knock at the door rapidly succeeded. I was hastening to anticipate a second disturbance when a page of Mentoni s household burst into the room and faltered out, in a voice choking with emo tion, the incoherent words : * My mistress ! my mistress ! Poisoned ! poisoned ! Oh, beautiful - oh, beautiful Aphrodite!" Bewildered, I flew to the ottoman and endeavored to arouse the sleeper to a sense of the startling in telligence. But his limbs were rigid his lips were livid his lately beaming eyes were riveted in death. I staggered back toward the table, my hand fell upon a cracked and blackened goblet, and a consciousness of the entire and terrible truth flashed suddenly over my soul. MORELLA AUTO 7)a(? aur6 /j.s& aurou, jaovoetdes as} <5i>. Itself, by itself solely, one everlastingly, and single. PLATO Sympos. ITH a feeling of deep yet most singular \ A / affection I regarded my friend Morella. y y Thrown by accident into her society many years ago, my soul, from our first meeting, burned with fires it had never before known; but the fires were not of Eros, and bitter and tormenting to my spirit was the gradual conviction that I could in no manner define their unusual meaning, or regulate their vague in tensity. Yet we met; and fate bound us together at the altar; and I never spoke of passion, nor thought of love. She, however, shunned society, and, attaching herself to me alone, rendered me happy. It is a hap piness to wonder; it is a happiness to dream. Morella s erudition was profound. As I hope to live, her talents were of no common order her powers of mind were gigantic. I felt this, and, in many matters, became her pupil. I soon, however, found that, perhaps on account of her Presburg education, she placed before me a number of those mystical writings which are usually considered the Vol. 1 34 MO RELLA mere dross of the early German literature. These, for what reason I could not imagine, were her favorite and constant study and that, in process of time, they became my own, should be attributed to the simple but effectual influence of habit and example. In all this, if I err not, my reason had little to do. My convictions, or I forget myself, were in no manner acted upon by the ideal, nor was any tincture of the mysticism which I read, to be discovered, un less I am greatly mistaken, either in my deeds or in my thoughts. Persuaded of this, I abandoned my self implicitly to the guidance of my wife, and entered with an unflinching heart into the intricacies of her studies. And then then, when, poring over for bidden pages, I felt a forbidden spirit enkindling within me would Morella place her cold hand upon my own, and rake up from the ashes of a dead philosophy some low, singular words, whose strange meaning burned themselves in upon my memory. And then, hour after hour would I linger by her side, and dwell upon the music of her voice until, at length, its melody was tainted with terror, and there fell a shadow upon my soul and I grew pale and shuddered inwardly at those too unearthly tones. And thus, joy suddenly faded into horror, and the most beautiful became the most hideous, as Hinnon became Ge-Henna. It is unnecessary to state the exact character of those disquisitions which, growing out of the volumes I have mentioned, formed, for so long a time, almost 135 EDGAR ALLAN POE the sole conversation of Morella and myself. By the learned in what might be termed theological morality they will be readily conceived, and by the unlearned they would, at all events, be little understood. The wild Pantheism of Fichte ; the modified UaX^ysveffta of Pythagoreans; and, above all, the doctrines of Identity as urged by Schelling, were generally the points of discussion presenting the most of beauty to the imaginative Morella. That identity which is termed personal, Mr. Locke, I think, truly defines to consist in the saneness of a rational being. And since by PERSON we understand an intelligent essence having reason, and since there is a consciousness which always accompanies thinking, it is this which makes us all to be that which we call OURSELVES thereby distinguishing us from other beings that think, and giving us our personal identity. But the principium individuationis the notion of that iden tity WHICH AT DEATH IS OR IS NOT LOST FOREVER was to me, at all times, a consideration of intense interest; not more from the perplexing and exciting nature of its consequences, than from the marked and agitated manner in which Morella mentioned them. But, indeed, the time had now arrived when the mystery of my wife s manner oppressed me as a spell. I could no longer bear the touch of her wan fingers, nor the low tone of her musical language, nor the lustre of her melancholy eyes. And she knew all this, but did not upbraid; she seemed MORELLA conscious of my weakness or my folly, and, smiling, called it Fate. She seemed also conscious of a cause, to me unknown, for the gradual alienation of my regard; but she gave me no hint or token of its nature. Yet was she woman, and pined away daily. In time, the crimson spot settled steadily upon the cheek, and the blue veins upon the pale forehead became prominent; and, one instant, my nature melted into pity, but, in the next, I met the glance of her meaning eyes, and then my soul sickened and became giddy with the giddiness of one who gazes downward into some dreary and unfathomable abyss. Shall I then say that I longed with an earnest and consuming desire for the moment of Morella s decease? I did; but the fragile spirit clung to its tenement of clay for many days for many weeks and irksome months until my tortured nerves ob tained the mastery over my mind, and I grew furious through delay, and, with the heart of a fiend, cursed the days, and the hours, and the bitter moments, which seemed to lengthen and lengthen as her gentle life declined like shadows in the dying of the day. But one autumnal evening, when the winds lay still in heaven, Morella called me to her bedside. There was a dim mist over all the earth, and a warm glow upon the waters, and, amid the rich October leaves of the forest, a rainbow from the firmament had surely fallen. "It is a day of days," she said, as I approached; "a day of all days either to live or die. It is a EDGAR ALLAN POE fair day for the sons of earth and life ah, more fair for the daughters of heaven and death!" I kissed her forehead and she continued: "I am dying, yet shall I live." "Morella!" "The days have never been when thou couldst love me but her whom in life thou didst abhor, in death thou shalt adore." "Morella!" "I repeat that I am dying. But within me is a pledge of that affection ah, how little ! which thou didst feel for me, Morella. And when my spirit departs shall the child live thy child and mine, Morella s. But thy days shall be days of sorrow that sorrow which is the most lasting of impressions, as the cypress is the most enduring of trees. For the hours of thy happiness are over; and joy is not gathered twice in a life, as the roses of Paestum twice in a year. Thou shalt no longer, then, play the Teian with time, but, being ignorant of the myrtle and the vine, thou shalt bear about with thee thy shroud on the earth, as do the Moslemin at Mecca." "Morella!" I cried, "Morella! how knowest thou this ? "- - But she turned away her face upon the pil low, and, a slight tremor coming over her limbs, she thus died, and I heard her voice no more. Yet, as she had foretold, her child to which in dying she had given birth, which breathed not until the mother breathed no more her child, a daugh ter, lived. And she grew strangely in stature and MORELLA intellect, and was the perfect resemblance of her who had departed, and I loved her with a love more fervent than I had believed it possible to feel for any denizen of earth. But, ere long, the heaven of this pure affection became darkened, and gloom, and horror, and grief, swept over it in clouds. I said the child grew strangely in stature and intelligence. Strange, in deed, was her rapid increase in bodily size but terrible, oh! terrible were the tumultuous thoughts which crowded upon me while watching the develop ment of her mental being! Could it be otherwise, when I daily discovered in the conceptions of the child the adult powers and faculties of the woman? -when the lessons of experience fell from the lips of infancy? and when the wisdom or the passions of maturity I found hourly gleaming from its full and speculative eye ? When, I say, all this became evident to my appalled senses when I could no longer hide it from my soul, nor throw it off from those percep tions which trembled to receive it is it to be won dered at that suspicions, of a nature fearful and exciting, crept in upon my spirit, or that my thoughts fell back aghast upon the wild tales and thrilling theories of the entombed Morella? I snatched from the scrutiny of the world a being whom destiny compelled me to adore, and in the rigorous seclusion of my home, watched with an agonizing anxiety over all which concerned the be loved. And, as years rolled away, and I gazed, day after J9 EDGAR ALLAN POE day, upon her holy, and mild, and eloquent face, and pored over her maturing form, day after day did I discover new points of resemblance in the child to her mother, the melancholy and the dead. And, hourly, grew darker these shadows of similitude, and more full, and more definite, and more perplex ing, and more hideously terrible in their aspect. For that her smile was like her mother s I could bear, but then I shuddered at its too perfect IDENTITY - that her eyes were like Morella s I could endure; but then they too often looked down into the depths of my soul with Morella s own intense and bewildering meaning. And in the contour of the high forehead, and in the ringlets of the silken hair, and in the wan fingers which buried themselves therein, and in the sad, musical tones of her speech, and above all oh ! above all in the phrases and expressions of the dead on the lips of the loved and the living, I found food for consuming thought and horror for a worm that WOULD not die. Thus passed away two lustra of her life, and, as yet, my daughter remained nameless upon the earth. "My child," and "my love" were the designations usually prompted by a father s affection, and the rigid seclusion of her days precluded all other inter course. Morella s name died with her at her death. Of the mother I had never spoken to the daughter ; it was impossible to speak. Indeed, during the brief period of her existence, the latter had received no impressions from the outer world, save such as might have been afforded by the narrow limits of h<sr 140 MORELLA privacy. But at length the ceremony of baptism presented to my mind, in its unnerved and agitated condition, a present deliverance from the terrors of my destiny. And at the baptismal fount I hesitated for a name. And many titles of the wise and beauti ful, of old and modern times, of my own and foreign lands, came thronging to my lips, with many, many fair titles of the gentle, and the happy, and the good. What prompted me, then, to disturb the memory of the buried dead? "What demon urged me to breathe that sound, which, in its very recollection, was wont to make ebb the purple blood in torrents from the temples to the heart? What fiend spoke from the recesses of my soul, when, amid those dim aisles, and in the .silence of the night, I whispered within the ears of the holy man the syllables Morella ? What more than fiend convulsed the features of my child, and overspread them with hues of death, as starting at that scarcely audible sound, she turned her glassy eyes from the earth to heaven, and, falling prostrate on the black slabs of our ancestral vault, responded -"I am here!" Distinct, coldly, calmly distinct, fell those few simple sounds within my ear, and thence, like molten lead, rolled hissingly into my brain. Years years may pass away, but the memory of that epoch never ! Nor was I indeed ignorant of the flowers and the vine; but the hemlock and the cypress over shadowed me night and day. And I kept no reckon ing of time or place, and the stars of my fate faded from heaven, and therefore the earth grew dark, and 141 EDGAR ALLAN POE its figures passed by me, like flitting shadows, and among them all I beheld only Morella. The winds of the firmament breathed but one sound within my ears, and the ripples upon the sea murmured ever more Morella. But she died; and with my own hands I bore her to the tomb; and I laughed with a long and bitter laugh as I found no traces of the first, in the charnel where I laid the second, Morella. O 142 BON-BON Quand un bon vin meuble mon estomac, Je suis plus savant que Balzac, Plus sage que Pibrac; Mon bras seul faisant 1 attaque De la nation Cossaque, La mettroit au sac; De Charon je passerois le lac En dormant dans son bac; J irois au fier Eac, Sans que mon co3ur fit tic ni tac, Presenter du tabac. French Vaudeville. HAT Pierre Bon-Bon was a restaurateur of uncommon qualifications, no man who, during the reign of , fre quented the little cafe in the cul-de- sac Le Febvre at Kouen, will, I imag ine, feel himself at liberty to dispute. That Pierre Bon-Bon was, in an equal degree, skilled in the philosophy of that period is, I presume, still more especially undeniable. His pates a la fois were be yond doubt immaculate; but what pen can do justice to his essays sur la nature; his thoughts sur Vdme; his observations sur V esprit f If his omelettes if his fricandeaux were inestimable, what litterateur of that day would not have given twice as much for an "Idee de Bon-Bon" as for all the trash of all the "Idees" of all the rest of the SAVANTS? Bon-Bon had ransacked libraries which no other man had 143 EDGAR ALLAN POE ransacked had read more than any other would have entertained a notion of reading had under stood more than any other would have conceived the possibility of understanding; and although, while he flourished, there were not wanting some authors at Rouen to assert that " his dicta evinced neither the purity of the Academy nor the depth of the Lyceum/ although, mark me, his doctrines were by no means very generally comprehended, still it did not follow that they were difficult of comprehension. It was, I think, on account of their self-evidency that many persons were led to consider them abstruse. It is to Bon-Bon but let this go no farther it is to Bon-Bon that Kant himself is mainly indebted for his metaphysics. The former was indeed not a Platonist, nor, strictly speaking, an Aristotelian nor did he, like the modern Leibnitz, waste those precious hours which might be employed in the invention of a fricassee or, facili gradu, the analysis of a sensation, in frivolous attempts at reconciling the obstinate oils and waters of ethical discussion. Not at all. Bon-Bon was Ionic; Bon-Bon was equally Italic. He reasoned a priori; he reasoned a posteriori. His ideas were innate, or otherwise. He believed in George of Trebizond; be believed in Bossarion. Bon- Bon was emphatically a Bon-Bonist. I have spoken of the philosopher in his capacity of restaurateur. I would not, however, have any friend of mine imagine that, in fulfilling his hered itary duties in that line, our hero wanted a proper estimation of their dignity and importance. Far 144 BON-BON from it. It was impossible to say in which branch of his profession he took the greater pride. In his opinion the powers of the intellect held intimate connection with the capabilities of the stomach. I am not sure, indeed, that he greatly disagreed with the Chinese, who hold that the soul lies in the abdo men. The Greeks at all events were right, he thought, who employed the same word for the mind and the diaphragm.* By this I do not mean to insinuate a charge of gluttony, or indeed any other serious charge to the prejudice of the metaphysician. If Pierre Bon- Bon had his failings, and what great man has not a thousand? if Pierre Bon-Bon, I say, had his fail ings, they were failings of very little importance faults indeed which, in other tempers, have often been looked upon rather in the light of virtues. As regards one of these foibles, I should not even have mentioned it in this history but for the remarkable prominency, the extreme alto relievo, in which it jutted out from the plane of his general disposition. He could never let slip an opportunity of making a bargain. Not that he was avaricious no. It was by no means necessary to the satisfaction of the philosopher that the bargain should be to his own proper advan tage. Provided a trade could be effected a trade of any kind, upon any terms, or under any circum stances a triumphant smile was seen for many days thereafter to enlighten his countenance, and a know- I 10 145 EDGAR ALLAN POE ing wink of the eye to give evidence of his sagacity. At any epoch it would not be very wonderful if a humor so peculiar as the one I have just mentioned should elicit attention and remark. At the epoch of our narrative, had this peculiarity NOT attracted observation, there would have been room for wonder indeed. It was soon reported that, upon all occa sions of the kind, the smile of Bon-Bon was found to differ widely from the downright grin with which he would laugh at his own jokes or welcome an ac quaintance. Hints were thrown out of an exciting nature; stories were told of perilous bargains made in a hurry and repented of at leisure; and instances were adduced of unaccountable capacities, vague longings, and unnatural inclinations implanted by the author of all evil for wise purposes of his own. The philosopher had other weaknesses, but they are scarcely worthy our serious examination. For example, there are few men of extraordinary pro fundity who are found wanting in an inclination for the bottle. Whether this inclination be an exciting cause, or rather a valid proof, of such profundity, it is a nice thing to say. Bon-Bon, as far as I can learn, did not think the subject adapted to minute investigation; nor do I. Yet in the indulgence of a propensity so truly classical, it is not to be supposed that the restaurateur would lose sight of that intui tive discrimination which was wont to characterize, at one and the same time, his essais and his omelettes. In his seclusions the Vin de Bourgogne had its allotted hour, and there were appropriate moments 146 BON-BON for the Cotes du Rhone. With him Sauterne was to Medoc what Catullus was to Homer. He would sport with a syllogism in sipping St. Peray, but unravel an argument over Clos de Vougeot, and upset a theory in a torrent of Chambertin. Well had it been if the same quick sense of propriety had attended him in the peddling propensity to which I have formerly al luded ; but this was by no means the case. Indeed, to say the truth, THAT trait of mind in the philosophic Bon-Bon DID begin at length to assume a character of strange intensity and mysticism, and appeared deeply tinctured with the diablerie of his favorite German studies. To enter the little cafe in the cul-de-sac Le Febvre was, at the period of our tale, to enter the sanctum of a man of genius. Bon-Bon was a man of genius. There was not a sous-cuisinier in Rouen, who could not have told you that Bon-Bon was a man of genius. His very cat knew it, and forbore to whisk her tail in the presence of the man of genius. His large Water-dog was acquainted with the fact, and upon the approach of his master betrayed his sense of in feriority by a sanctity of deportment, a debasement of the ears, and a dropping of the lower jaw not al together unworthy of a dog. It is, however, true that much of this habitual respect might have been attributed to the personal appearance of the meta physician. A distinguished exterior will, I am con strained to say, have its way even with a beast; and I am willing to allow much in the outward man of the restaurateur calculated to impress the imagina- 147 EDGAR ALLAN POE tion of the quadruped. There is a peculiar majesty about the atmosphere of the little great (if I may be permitted so equivocal an expression), which mere physical bulk alone will be found at all times in efficient in creating. If, however, Bon-Bon was barely three feet in height, and if his head was diminutively small, still it was impossible to behold the rotundity of his stomach without a sense of magnificence nearly bordering upon the sublime. In its size both dogs and men must have seen a type of his acquirements; in its immensity, a fitting habitation for his immortal soul. I might here if it so pleased me dilate upon the matter of habiliment, and other mere circum stances of the external metaphysician. I might hint that the hair of our hero was worn short, combed smoothly over his forehead, and surmounted by a conical-shaped white flannel cap and tassels ; that his pea-green jerkin was not after the fashion of those worn by the common class of restaurateurs at that day; that the sleeves were something fuller than the reigning costume permitted that the cuffs were turned up, not as usual in that barbarous period, with cloth of the same quality and color as the gar ment, but faced in a more fanciful manner with the party-colored velvet of Genoa; that his slippers were of a bright purple, curiously filigreed, and might have been manufactured in Japan but for the exqui site pointing of the toes and the brilliant tints of the binding and embroidery; that his breeches were of the yellow satin-like material called aimaUe;, that 148 BON-BON his sky-blue cloak, resembling in form a dressing- wrapper, and richly bestudded all over with crimson devices, floated cavalierly upon his shoulders like a mist of the morning; and that his tout ensemble gave rise to the remarkable words of the Benevenuta, Improvisatrice of Florence, that "it was difficult to say whether Pierre Bon-Bon was indeed a bird of paradise, or the rather a very paradise of perfection." I might, I say, expatiate upon all these points if I pleased, but I forbear: merely personal details may be left to historical novelists; they are beneath the moral dignity of matter-of-fact. I have said that "to enter the cafe in the cul-de-sac Le Febvre was to enter the SANCTUM of a man of genius;" but then it was only the man of genius who could duly estimate the merits of the sanctum. A sign, consisting of a vast folio, swung before the entrance. On one side of the volume was painted a bottle; on the reverse a pate. On the back were visible in large letters "CEuvres de Bon-Bon." Thus was delicately shadowed forth the twofold occupa tion of the proprietor. Upon stepping over the threshold, the whole in terior of the building presented itself to view. A long, low-pitched room, of antique construction, was indeed all the accommodation afforded by the cafe. In a corner of the apartment stood the bed of the metaphysician. An array of curtains, together with a canopy a la Orecque gave it an air at once classic and comfortable. In the corner diagonally opposite appeared, in direct family communion, the properties 149 O EDGAR ALLAN POE of the kitchen and the UUiotheque. A dish of polemics stood peacefully upon the dresser. Here lay an ovenful of the latest ethics, there a kettle of duodecimo melanges. Volumes of German morality were hand and glove with the gridiron; a toasting- fork might be discovered by the side of Eusebius; Plato reclined at his ease in the frying-pan; and contemporary manuscripts were filed away upon the spit. In other respects the Cafe de Bon-Bon might be said to differ little from the usual restaurants of the period. A large fireplace yawned opposite the door. On the right of the fireplace an open cupboard dis played a formidable array of labelled bottles. It was here, about twelve o clock one night, dur ing the severe winter of , that Pierre Bon-Bon, after having listened for some time to the comments of his neighbors upon his singular propensity, that Pierre Bon-Bon, I say, having turned them all out of his house, locked the door upon them with an oath and betook himself in no very pacific mood to the comforts of a leather-bottomed armchair and a fire of blazing fagots. It was one of those terrific nights which are only met with once or twice during a century. It snowed r j fiercely, and the house tottered to its center with the floods of wind that, rushing through the crannies of the wall, and pouring impetuously down the chimney, shook awfully the curtains of the philosopher s bed and disorganized the economy of his pate pans and papers. The huge folio sign that swung without, ex- 150 BON-BON posed to the fury of the tempest, creaked ominously, and gave out a moaning sound from its stanchions of solid oak. It was in no placid temper, I say, that the meta physician drew up his chair to its customary station by the hearth. Many circumstances of a perplexing nature had occurred during the day to disturb the serenity of his meditations. In attempting des ceufs a la Princesse he had unfortunately perpetrated an omelette a la Reine; the discovery of a principle in ethics had been frustrated by the overturning of a stew; and last, not least, he had been thwarted in one of those admirable bargains which he at all times took such especial delight in bringing to a successful termination. But in the chafing of his mind at these unaccountable vicissitudes there did not fail to be mingled some degree of that nervous anxiety which the fury of a boisterous night it so well calculated to produce. Whistling to his more immediate vicinity the large black water-dog we have spoken of before, and settling himself uneasily in his chair, he could not help casting a wary and unquiet eye toward those distant recesses of the apartment whose inexorable shadows not even the red firelight itself could more than partially succeed in overcoming. Having com pleted a scrutiny whose exact purpose was perhaps unintelligible to himself, he drew close to his seat a small table covered with books and papers, and soon became absorbed in the task of retouching a vo luminous manuscript intended for publication on the morrow. EDGAR ALLAN POE He had been thus occupied for some minutes, when "I am in no hurry, Monsieur Bon-Bon," suddenly whispered a whining voice in the apartment. "The devil! " ejaculated our hero, starting to his feet, overturning the table at his side, and staring around him in astonishment. "Very true," calmly replied the voice. Very true ! what is very true ? How came you here?" vociferated the metaphysician, as his eye fell upon something which lay stretched at full length upon the bed. "I was saying," said the intruder, without at tending to the interrogatories, "I was saying that I am not at all pushed for time, that the business upon which I took the liberty of calling is of no pressing importance, in short, that I can very well wait until you have finished your exposition. : My exposition! there now! how do YOU know? How came YOU to understand that I was writing an exposition? Good God!" 1 1 Hush ! replied the figure, in a shrill undertone ; and, arising quickly from the bed, he made a single step toward our hero, while an iron lamp that de pended overhead swung convulsively back from his approach. The philosopher s amazement did not prevent a narrow scrutiny of the stranger s dress and appear ance. The outlines of his figure, exceedingly lean, but much above the common height, were rendered minutely distinct by means of a faded suit of black cloth which fitted tight to the skin, but was other- 152 BON-BON wise cut very much in the style of a century ago. These garments had evidently been intended for a much shorter person than their present owner. His an kles and wrists were left naked for several inches. In his shoes, however, a pair of very brilliant buckles gave the lie to the extreme poverty implied by the other portions of his dress. His head was bare and entirely bald, with the exception of the hinder part, from which depended a queue of considerable length. A pair of green spectacles, with side glasses, protected his eyes from the influence of the light, and at the same time prevented our hero from ascertaining either their color or their conformation. About the entire person there was no evidence of a shirt; but a white cravat, of filthy appearance, was tied with extreme precision around the throat, and the ends, hanging down formally side by side, gave (although I dare say unintentionally) the idea of an ecclesiastic. Indeed, many other points both in his appearance and demeanor might have very well sustained a concep tion of that nature. Over his left ear he carried, after the fashion of a modern clerk, an instrument resem bling the stylus of ancients. In a breast-pocket of his coat appeared conspicuously a small black volume fastened with clasps of steel. This book, whether accidentally or not, was so turned outwardly from the person as to discover the words "Rituel Cath- olique" in white letters upon the back. His entire physiognomy was interestingly saturnine, even ca daverously pale. The forehead was lofty, and deeply furrowed with the ridges of contemplation. The EDGAR ALLAN POE corners of the mouth were drawn down into an ex pression of the most submissive humility. There was also a clasping of the hands as he stepped toward our hero, a deep sigh, and altogether a look of such utter sanctity as could not have failed to be unequivocally prepossessing. Every shadow of anger faded from the countenance of the metaphysician, as, having completed a satisfactory survey of his visitor s per son, he shook him cordially by the hand and con ducted him to a seat. There would, however, be a radical error in at tributing this instantaneous transition of feeling in the philosopher to any one of those causes which might naturally be supposed to have had an in fluence. Indeed, Pierre Bon-Bon, from what I have been able to understand of his disposition, was of all men the least likely to be imposed upon by any speciousness of exterior deportment. It was impos sible that so accurate an observer of men and things should have failed to discover, upon the moment, the real character of the personage who had thus intruded upon his hospitality. To say no more, the conformation of his visitor s feet was sufficiently re markable he maintained lightly upon his head an inordinately tall hat there was a tremulous swell ing about the hinder part of his breeches and the vibration of his coat-tail was a palpable fact. Judge then, with what feelings of satisfaction our hero found himself thrown thus at once into the society of a person for whom he had at all times entertained the most unqualified respect. He was, however, too 154 BON-BON much of the diplomatist to let escape him any intima tion of his suspicions in regard to the true state of af fairs. It was not his cue to appear at all conscious of the high honor he thus unexpectedly enjoyed; but, by leading his guest into conversation, to elicit some important ethical ideas, which might, in ob taining a place in his contemplated publication, en lighten the human race, and at the same time im mortalize himself ideas which, I should have added, his visitor s great age and well-known proficiency in the science of morals might very well have en abled him to afford. Actuated by these enlightened views, our hero bade the gentleman sit down, while he himself took occasion to throw some fagots upon the fire and place upon the now re-established table some bottles of Mousseux. Having quickly completed these opera tions, he drew his chair vis-d-vis to his companion s, and waited until the latter should open the conversa tion. But plans even the most skilfully matured are often thwarted in the outset of their application, and the restaurateur found himself nonplussed by the very first words of his vistor s speech. "I see you know me, Bon-Bon, " said he; "ha! ha ! ha ! he ! he ! he ! hi ! hi ! hi ! ho ! ho ! ho ! hu! hu! hu!" and the Devil, dropping at once the sanctity of his demeanor, opened to its fullest ex tent a mouth from ear to ear, so as to display a set of jagged and fang-like teeth, and, throwing back his head, laughed long, loudly, wickedly, and up roariously, while the black dog, crouching down upon 155 EDGAR ALLAN POE his haunches, joined lustily in the chorus, and the tabby cat, flying off at a tangent, stood up on end and shrieked in the farthest corner of the apart ment. Not so the philosopher: he was too much a man of the world to either laugh like the dog, or by shrieks to betray the indecorous trepidation of the cat. It must be confessed he felt a little astonish ment to see the white letters which formed the words "Rituel Catliolique" on the book in his guest s pocket, momently changing both their color and their import, and in a few seconds, in place of the original title, the words "Regitre des Condamnes" blaze forth in characters of red. This startling cir cumstance, when Bon-Bon replied to his visitor s re mark, imparted to his manner an air of embarrass ment, which probably might not otherwise have been observed. "Why, sir," said the philosopher, "why, sir, to speak sincerely, I believe you are upon my word the d dest that is to say, I think I imagine I have some faint some VERY faint idea of the remarkable honor " Oh ! ah ! yes ! very well ! interrupted His Majesty; "say no more; I see how it is." And hereupon, taking off his green spectacles, he wiped the glasses carefully with the sleeve of his coat, and deposited them in his pocket. If Bon-Bon had been astonished at the incident of the book, his amazement was now much increased by the spectacle which here presented itself to view. In BON-BON raising his eyes, with a strong feeling of curiosity to ascertain the color of his guest s, he found them by no means black, as he had anticipated, nor gray, as might have been imagined, nor indeed yellow, nor red, nor purple, nor white, nor green, nor any other color in the heavens above, or in the earth beneath, or in the waters under the earth. In short, Pierre Bon-Bon not only saw plainly that His Majesty had no eyes whatsoever, but could discover no indications of their having existed at any previous period, for the space where eyes should naturally have been, was, I am constrained to say, simply a dead level of flesh. It was not in the nature of the metaphysician to forbear making some inquiry into the sources of so strange a phenomenon ; and the reply of His Majesty was at once prompt, dignified, and satisfactory. Eyes! my dear Bon-Bon, eyes! did you say? oh ! ah ! I perceive ! The ridiculous prints, eh, which are in circulation have given you a false idea of my personal appearance ? Eyes ! true. Eyes, Pierre Bon-Bon, are very well in their proper place THAT, you would say, is the head? Right the head of a worm. To YOU, likewise, these optics are indispensable, yet I will convince you that my vision is more penetrating than your own. There is a cat I see in the corner a pretty cat ; look at her, observe her well. Now, Bon-Bon, do you behold the thoughts the thoughts, I say, the ideas, the reflections, which are being engendered in her pericranium? There it is, now you do not! She is thinking we admire the length of her tail and the profundity of her 1*7 EDGAR ALLAN POE mind. She has just concluded that I am the most distinguished of ecclesiastics, and that you are the most superficial of metaphysicians. Thus you see I am not altogether blind; but to one of my profession the eyes you speak of would be merely an incum- brance, liable at any time to be put out by a toast ing-iron or a pitchfork. To you, I allow, these optical affairs are indispensable. Endeavor, Bon-Bon, to use them well; MY vision is the soul." Hereupon the guest helped himself to the wine upon the table, and, pouring out a bumper for Bon- Bon, requested him to drink it without scruple and make himself perfectly at home. "A clever book that of yours, Pierre," resumed His Majesty, tapping our friend knowingly upon the shoulder, as the latter put down his glass after a thorough compliance with his visitor s injunction. "A clever book that of yours, upon my honor. It s a work after my own heart. Your arrangement of the matter, I think, however, might be improved, and many of your notions remind me of Aristotle. That philosopher was one of my most intimate acquaint ances. I liked him as much for his terrible ill-temper as for his happy knack at making a blunder. There is only one solid truth in all that he has written, and for that I gave him the hint out of pure compassion for his absurdity. I suppose, Pierre Bon-Bon, you very well know to what divine moral truth I am alluding?" "Cannot say that I- " "Indeed! why it was I who told Aristotle that by 158 BON-BON sneezing, men expelled superfluous ideas through the proboscis/ 7 Which is hiccup ! undoubtedly the case, said the metaphysician, while he poured out for him self another bumper of Mousseux, and offered his snuff-box to the fingers of his visitor. " There was Plato, too/ 7 continued His Majesty, modestly declining the snuff-box and the compliment it implied there was Plato, too, for whom I at one time felt all the affection of a friend. You knew Plato, Bon-Bon ? ah, no, I beg a thousand pardons ! He met me at Athens one day in the Parthenon, and told me he was distressed for an idea. I bade him write down that 6 vou? !<mv abtts. He said that he would do so, and went home, while I stepped over to the pyramids. But my conscience smote me for having uttered a truth, even to aid a friend, and, hastening back to Athens, I arrived behind the phi losopher s chair as he was inditing the avMs. Giving the lambda a fillip with my finger, I turned it upside down. So the sentence now reads 6 vou$ Iffnv aSAd?, and is, your perceive, the fund amental doctrine in his metaphysics." Were you ever at Rome ? asked the restaurateur, as he finished his second bottle of Mousseux and drew from the closet a large supply of Chambertin. "But once, Monsieur Bon-Bon, but once. There was a time * said the Devil, as if reciting some pass age from a book "there was a time when occurred fvn anarchy of five years, during which the republic, bereft of all its officers, had no magistracy besides 159 EDGAR ALLAN POE the tribunes of the people, and these were not legally vested with any degree of executive power, at that time, Monsieur Bon-Bon ; at that time only I was in Rome, and I have no earthly acquaintance, con sequently, with any of its philosophy. * "What do you think of what do you think of hiccup ! Epicurus ? "What do I think of whom?" said the Devil, in astonishment; "you surely do not mean to find any fault with Epicurus ! What do I think of Epicurus ! Do you mean me, sir ? / am Epicurus ! I am the same philosopher who wrote each of the three hun dred treatises commemorated by Diogenes Laertes/ "That s a lie!" said the metaphysician, for the wine had gotten a little into his head. 1 * Very well ! very well, sir ! very well, in deed, sir!" said His Majesty, apparently much flattered. "That s a lie!" repeated the restaurateur, dogmat ically; "that s a -hiccup! a lie!" "Well, well, have it your own way!" said the Devil, pacifically, and Bon-Bon, having beaten His Majesty at an argument, thought it his duty to con clude a second bottle of Chambertin. "As I was saying," resumed the visitor "as I was observing a little while ago, there are some very outre notions in that book of yours, Monsieur Bon- * Us e crivaient sur la philosophic [Cicero, Lucretius, Seneca], mais c e tait la philosophie grecque. CONDOBCET. 160 BON-BON Bon. What, for instance, do you mean by all that humbug about the soul? Pray, sir, what is the soul?" The hiccup! soul," replied the metaphysi cian, referring to his MS., "is undoubtedly " "No, sir!" "Indubitably " "No, sir!" "Indisputably " "No, sir!" "Evidently " "No, sir!" " Incontrovertibly " "No, sir!" "Hiccup! " "No, sir!" "And beyond all question, a " "No, sir, the soul is no such thing!" (Here the philosopher, looking daggers, took occasion to make an end, upon the spot, of his third bottle of Chain- bertin.) Then hiccup ! pray, sir, what what is it?" "That is neither here nor there, Monsieur Bon- Bon, " replied His Majesty, musingly. "I have tasted that is to say, I have known some very bad souls, and some too pretty good ones." Here he smacked his lips, and, having unconsciously let fall his hand upon the volume in his pocket, was seized with a violent fit of sneezing. He continued: I ii 161 EDGAR ALLAN POE 11 There was the soul of Cratinus passable; Aris tophanes racy ; Plato exquisite not YOUR Plato, but Plato the comic poet; your Plato would have turned the stomach of Cerberus faugh ! Then let me see! there were Nsevius, and Andronieus, and Plautus, and Terentius. Then there were Lucilius, and Catullus, and Naso, and Quintius Flaccus, dear Quinty ! as I called him when he sung a seculare for my amusement, while I toasted him, in pure good humor, on a fork. But they want FLAVOR, these Romans. One fat Greek is worth a dozen of them, and, besides, will KEEP, which cannot be said of a Quirite. Let us taste your Sauterne." Bon-Bon had by this time made up his mind to the nil admirari, and endeavored to hand down the bottles in question. He was, however, conscious of a strange sound in the room like the wagging of a tail. Of this, although extremely indecent in His Majesty, the philosopher took no notice, simply kick ing the dog, and requesting him to be quiet. The vistor continued: 1 l l found that Horace tasted very much like Aris totle ; you know I am fond of variety. Terentius I could not have told from Menander. Naso, to my astonishment, was Nicander in disguise. Virgilius had a strong twang of Theocritus. Martial put me much in mind of Archiloehus, and Titus Livius was positively Polybius and none other." " Hiccup!" here replied Bon-Bon, and His Maj esty proceeded: "But if I have a penchant, Monsieur Bon-Bon 162 BON-BON if I HAVE a PENCHANT, it is for a philosopher. Yet, let me tell you, sir, it is not every dev I mean it is not every gentleman who knows how to CHOOSE a philosopher. Long ones are NOT good ; and the best, if not carefully shelled, are apt to be a little rancid on account of the gall." Shelled!" "I mean taken out of the carcass." What do you think of a hiccup ! physi cian?" "DON T mention them! ugh! ugh!" (Here His Majesty retched violently.) "I never tasted but one that rascal Hippocrates ! smelt of asaf oetida Ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! caught a wretched cold washing him in the Styx, and after all he gave me the cholera morbus." The hiccup ! wretch ! ejaculated Bon-Bon, "the hiccup ! abortion of a pill-box ! "- and the philosopher dropped a tear. "After all," continued the visitor, "after all, if a dev if a gentleman wishes to LIVE, he must have more talents than one or two ; and with us a fat face is an evidence of diplomacy. "How so?" "Why we are sometimes exceedingly pushed for provisions. You must know that, in a climate so sultry as mine, it is frequently impossible to keep a spirit alive for more than two or three hours; and after death, unless pickled immediately (and a pickled spirit is NOT good), they will smell you understand, eh? Putrefaction is always to be ap- 163 EDGAR ALLAN POE prehended when the souls are consigned to us in the usual way." "Hiccup! hiccup! good God! how DO you manage ?" Here the iron lamp commenced swinging with re doubled violence, and the Devil half started from his seat; however, with a slight sigh, he recovered his composure, merely saying to our hero in a low tone, "I tell you what, Pierre Bon-Bon, we must have no more swearing." The host swallowed another bumper, by way of denoting thorough comprehension and acquiescence, and the visitor continued : " Why, there are SEVERAL ways of managing. The most of us starve: some put up with the pickle: for my part I purchase my spirits vivent corpore, in which case I find they keep very well." "But the body ! hiccup ! the body!" "The body, the body well, what of the body? oh ! ah ! I perceive. Why, sir, the body is not AT ALL affected by the transaction. I have made innumer able purchases of the kind in my day, and the parties never experienced any inconvenience. There were Cain, and Nimrod, and Nero, and Caligula, and Dionysius, and Pisistratus, and and a thousand others, who never knew what it was to have a soul during the latter part of their lives; yet, sir, these men adorned society. Why, is n t there A , now, whom you know as well as I? Is he not in possession of all his faculties, mental and corporeal? Who writes a keener epigram? Who reasons more wittily? 164 *** BON-BON Who but stay ! I have his agreement in my pocket- book. " Thus saying, he produced a red leather wallet and took from it a number of papers. Upon some of these Bon-Bon caught a glimpse of the letters "Machi- Maza -- Robesp"- - with the words "Caligula, George, Elizabeth." His Majesty selected a narrow slip of parchment, and from it read aloud the follow ing words : "In consideration of certain mental endowments which it is unnecessary to specify, and in further con sideration of one thousand louis d or, I, being aged one year and one month, do hereby make over to the bearer of this agreement all my right, title, and appurtenance in the shadow called my soul. (Signed) A "* (Here His Majesty repeated a name which I do not feel myself justified in indicating more unequivocally.) "A clever fellow that," resumed he; "but, like you, Monsieur Bon-Bon, he was mistaken about the soul. The soul a shadow, truly ! The soul a shadow ! Ha! ha! ha! he! he! he! hu! hu! hu! Only think of a fricasseed shadow!" "ONLY think hiccup! of a fricasseed shadow!" exclaimed our hero, whose faculties were becoming much illuminated by the profundity of His Majesty s discourse. "Only think of a hiccup ! fricasseed shadow ! ! Now, damme ! hiccup ! humph ! If I would have Query- Arouet ? 165 EDGAR ALLAN POE been such a hiccup ! nincompoop ! MY soul, Mr. humph!" "YouR soul, Monsieur Bon-Bon?" "Yes, sir hiccup! MY soul is " "What, sir?" "No shadow, damme!" "Did you mean to say " "Yes, sir, MY soul is hiccup ! humph ! yes, sir." "Did you not intend to assert " "MY soul is hiccup! peculiarly qualified for hiccup ! a " " What, sir?" "Stew." "Ha!" "Soufflee." "Eh!" "Fricassee!" "Indeed!" "Ragout and fricandeau and see here, my good fellow! I ll let you have it hiccup! a bargain." Here the philosopher slapped His Majesty upon the back. "Couldn t think of such a thing," said the latter calmly, at the same time rising from his seat. The metaphysician stared. "Am supplied at present," said His Majesty. "Hic-cup! e-h?" said the philosopher. "Have no funds on hand." "What?" "Besides, very unhandsome in me " 166 BON-BON "Sir!" "To take advantage of -- " "Hic-cup!" "Your present disgusting and ungentlemanly situation. Here the visitor bowed and withdrew in what manner could not precisely be ascertained but in a well-concerted effort to discharge a bottle at "the villain," the slender chain was severed that depended from the ceiling, and the metaphysician prostrated by the downfall of the lamp. LIONIZING all people went Upon their ten toes in wild wonderment. BISHOP HALL Satires. AM that is to say, I was a great man; but I am neither the author of I Junius nor the man in the mask; for my name, I believe, is Robert Jones, and I was born somewhere in the city of Fum-Fudge. The first action of my life was the taking hold of my nose with both hands. My mother saw this and called me a genius my father wept for joy and presented me with a treatise on Nosology. This I mastered before I was breeched. I now began to feel my way in the science, and soon came to understand that, provided a man had a nose sufficiently conspicuous, he might, by merely following it, arrive at a Lionship. But my attention was not confined to theories alone. Every morning I gave my proboscis a couple of pulls and swallowed a half dozen of drams. When I came of age my father asked me, one day, if I would step with him into his study. 1 68 LIONIZING "My son," said he, when we were seated, "what is the chief end of your existence ? "My father," I answered, "it is the study of Nos ology." "And what, Robert," he inquired, "is Nosology?" "Sir," I said, "it is the science of Noses." "And can you tell me," he demanded, "what is the meaning of a nose ? "A nose, my father," I replied, greatly softened, "has been variously defined by about a thousand dif ferent authors." [Here I pulled out my watch.] "It is now noon, or thereabouts, we shall have time enough to get through with them all before midnight. To commence then: The nose, according to Bartho- linus, is that protuberance that bump that ex crescence that " "Will do, Robert," interrupted the good old gentleman. "I am thunderstruck at the extent of your information I am positively upon my soul." [Here he closed his eyes and placed his hand upon his heart.] "Come here!" [Here he took me by the arm.] "Your education may now be considered as finished; it is high time you should scuffle for yourself, and you cannot do a better thing than merely follow your nose so so so [Here he kicked me down stairs and out of the door.] "so get out of my house, and God bless you!" As I felt within me the divine afflatus, I considered this accident rather fortunate than otherwise. I re solved to be guided by the paternal advice. I deter mined to follow my nose. I gave it a pull or two 169 EDGAR ALLAN POE upon the spot, and wrote a pamphlet on Nosology forthwith. All Fum-Fudge was in an uproar. Wonderful genius ! said the Quarterly. 11 Superb physiologist !" said the Westminster. "Clever fellow!" said the Foreign. "Fine writer!" said the Edinburgh. "Profound thinker!" said the Dublin. "Great man!" said Bentley. "Divine soul!" said Fraser. "One of us!" said Blackwood. "Who can he be?" said Mrs. Bas-Bleu. "What can he be?" said big Miss Bas-Bleu. "Where can he be?" said little Miss Bas-Bleu. But I paid these people no attention whatever I just stepped into the shop of an artist. The Duchess of Bless-my-Soul was sitting for her portrait; the Marquis of So-and-So was holding the Duchess s poodle; the Earl of This-and-That was flirt ing with her salts ; and his Royal Highness of Touch- me-Not was leaning upon the back of her chair. I approached the artist and turned up my nose. "Oh, beautiful!" sighed her Grace. "Oh my!" lisped the Marquis. "Oh, shocking!" groaned the Earl. "Oh, abominable!" growled his Royal Highness. "What will you take for it?" asked the artist. "For his NOSE!" shouted her Grace. "A thousand pounds," said I, sitting down. "A thousand pounds?" inquired the artist, mus ingly. 170 LIONIZING "A thousand pounds," said I. "Beautiful!" said he, entranced. "A thousand pounds," said I. "Do you warrant it?" he asked, turning the nose to the light. "I do," said I, blowing it well. "Is it quite original?" he inquired, touching it with reverence. "Humph!" said I, twisting it to one side. "Has no copy been taken?" he demanded, survey ing it through a microscope. "None," said I, turning it up. "Admirable!" he ejaculated, thrown quite off his guard by the beauty of the manreuvre. "A thousand pounds," said I. "A thousand pounds?" said he. "Precisely," said I. "A thousand pounds?" said he. "Just so," said I. "You shall have them," said he. "What a piece of virtti!" So he drew me a check upon the spot, and took a sketch of my nose. I engaged rooms in Jermyn Street, and sent her Majesty the ninety-ninth edition of the Nosology, with a portrait of the pro boscis. That sad little rake, the Prince of Wales, invited me to dinner. We were all lions and recherches. There was a modern Platonist. He quoted Por phyry, lamblicus, Plotinus, Proclus, Hierocles, Maxi- mus Tyrius, and Syrianus. There was a human-perfectibility man. He quoted 171 EDGAR ALLAN POE Turgot, Price, Priestley, Condorcet, De Stael, and the "Ambitious Student in Ill-Health." There was Sir Positive Paradox. He observed that all fools were philosophers, and that all phi losophers were fools. There was ^Estheticus Ethix. He spoke of fire, unity, and atoms ; bi-part and pre-existent soul ; affin ity and discord; primitive intelligence and homoo- meria. There was Theologos Theology. He talked of Eusebius and Arianus; heresy and the Council of Nice; Puseyism and consubstantialism ; Homoousion and Homooiousion. There was Fricassee from the Rocher de Cancale. He mentioned Muriton of red tongue; cauliflowers with veloute sauce ; veal a la St. Menehoult ; marinade a la St. Florentin; and orange jellies en mosaique. There was Bibulus Bumper. He touched upon Latour and Marcobriinnen ; upon Mousseux and Chambertin; upon Richebourg and St. George; upon Haubrion, Leoville, and Medoc; upon Barac and Preignac; upon Graves, upon Sauterne, upon Lafitte, and upon St. Peray. He shook his head at Clos de Vougeot, and told, with his eyes shut, the difference between sherry and amontillado. There was Signer Tintontintino from Florence. He discoursed of Cimabue, Arpino, Carpaccio, and Agostino of the gloom of Caravaggio, of the amenity of Albani, of the colors of Titian, of the frows of Rubens, and of the waggeries of Jan Steen. There was the President of the Fum-Fudge Univer- 172 LIONIZING sity. He was of opinion that the moon was called Bendis in Thrace, Bubastis in Egypt, Dian in Rome, and Artemis in Greece. There was a Grand Turk from Stamboul. He could not help thinking that the angels were horses, cocks, and bulls; that somebody in the sixth heaven had seventy thousand heads; and that the earth was supported by a sky-blue cow with an incalculable number of green horns. There was Delphinus Polyglott. t He told us what had become of the eighty-three lost tragedies of JEschylus ; of the fifty-four orations of Isaeus ; of the three hundred and ninety-one speeches of Lysias; of the hundred and eighty treatises of Theophrastus ; of the eighth book of the conic sections of Apollonius ; of Pindar s hymns and dithyrambics ; and of the five- and-forty tragedies of Homer Junior. There was Ferdinand Fitz-Fossillus Feltspar. He informed us all about internal fires and tertiary formations; about aeriforms, fluidiforms, and solidi- forms; about quartz and marl; about schist and schorl; about gypsum and trap; about talc and calc; about blende and horn-blende; about mica-slate and pudding-stone; about cyanite and lepidolite; about haematite and tremolite; about antimony and chalcedony; about manganese and whatever you please. There was myself. I spoke of myself ; of my self, of myself, of myself ; of Nosology, of my pamphlet, and of myself. I turned up my nose, and I spoke of myself. 173 EDGAR ALLAN POE " Marvelous clever man!" said the Prince. Superb ! said his guests ; and next morning her Grace of Bless-my-Soul paid me a visit. "Will you go to Almack s, pretty creature?" she said, tapping me under the chin. "Upon honor," said I. "Nose and all?" she asked. "As I live, "I replied. "Here then is a card, my life. Shall I say you will be there?" "Dear Duchess, with all my heart." 1 Pshaw, no ! but with all your nose ? "Every bit of it, my love," said I; so I gave it a twist or two, and found myself at Almack s. The rooms were crowded to suffocation. "He is coming," said somebody on the staircase. "He is coming!" said somebody farther up. "He is coming!" said somebody farther still. "He is come!" exclaimed the Duchess. "He is come, the little love!" And, seizing me firmly by both hands, she kissed me thrice upon the nose. A marked sensation immediately ensued. "Dfavolo!" cried Count Capricornutti. "Dios guarda!" muttered Don Stiletto. "Mille tonnerrcs!" ejaculated the Prince de Gre- nouille. "Tausend Teufel!" growled the Elector of Blud- dennuff. It was not to be borne. I grew angry. I turned short upon Bluddennuff. "Sir!" said I to him, "you are a baboon." 174 LIONIZING "Sir," he replied, after a pause, "Donner und Blitzen!" This was all that could be desired. We exchanged cards. At Chalk-Farm, the next morning, I shot off his nose and then called upon my friends. "Bete!" said the first. "Fool!" said the second. "Dolt!" said the third. "Ass!" said the fourth. "Ninny!" said the fifth. "Noodle!" said the sixth. "Be off !" said the seventh. At all this I felt mortified, and so called upon my father. "Father/ 1 I asked, "what is the chief end of my existence ? "My son," he replied, "it is still the study of Nosology; but in hitting the Elector upon the nose you have overshot your mark. You have a fine nose, it is true; but then Bluddennuff has none. You are damned, and he has become the hero of the day. I grant you that in Fum-Fudge the greatness of a lion is in proportion to the size of his proboscis ; but, good heavens! there is no competing with a lion who has no proboscis at all." 175 THE DUG DE L OMELETTE And stepped at once into a cooler clime. COWPER. EATS fell by a criticism. Who was it died of L Andromache f * Ignoble souls ! De L Omelette perished of an ortolan. L histoire en est breve. Assist me, Spirit of Apicius! A golden cage bore the little winged wanderer, enamored, melting, indolent, to the Chaussee d Antin, from its home in far Peru. From its queenly pos sessor, La Bellissima, to the Due De L Omelette, six peers of the empire conveyed the happy bird. That night the Due was to sup alone. In the privacy of his bureau he reclined languidly on that ottoman for which he sacrificed his loyalty in out bidding his king, the notorious ottoman of Cadet. He buries his face in the pillow. The clock strikes ! Unable to restrain his feelings his Grace swallows an olive. At this moment the door gently * Montfleury. The author of the Parnasse Keforme makes him speak in Hades: "L homme done qui voudrait savoir ce dont je suis mort, qu il ne demande pas si ce fut de fievre ou de podagre ou d autre chose mais qu il entende que ce fut de L Andromaque." 176 THE DUG DE L OMELETTE opens to the sound of soft music, and lo! the most delicate of birds is before the most enamored of men ! But what inexpressible dismay now overshadows the countenance of the Due? "Horreur! chien! Baptiste! Voiseau! ah, *bon Dieu! cet oiseau modeste que tu as deshaUUe de ses plumes, et que tu as servi sans papier!" It is superfluous to say more: the Due expired in a paroxysm of disgust. * * * 4 Ha! ha! ha!" said his Grace on the third day after his decease. "He! he! he!" replied the Devil faintly, drawing himself up with an air of hauteur. "Why, surely you are not serious," retorted De L Omelette. "I have sinned c est vrai but, my good sir, consider ! you have no actual intention of putting such such barbarous threats into execution. "No WHAT?" said his Majesty; "come, sir, strip!" "Strip, indeed! very pretty, i faith! no, sir, I shall NOT strip. Who are you, pray, that I, Due De L Omelette, Prince de Foie-Gras, just come of age, author of the Mazurkiad, and Member of the Acad emy, should divest myself at your bidding of the sweetest pantaloons ever made by Bourdon, the daintiest robe-de-chambre ever put together by Rom- bert, to say nothing of the taking my hair out of paper, not to mention the trouble I should have in drawing off my gloves?" "Who am I? ah, true! I am Baal-Zebub, Prince of the Fly. I took thee, just now, from a rose- I 12 177 EDGAR ALLAN POE wood coffin inlaid with ivory. Thou wast curiously scented and labelled as per invoice. Belial sent thee, my Inspector of Cemeteries. The pantaloons, which thou sayest were made by Bourdon, are an excellent pair of linen drawers, and thy robe-de-chambre is a shroud of no scanty dimensions. "Sir!" replied the Due, "I am not to be insulted with impunity! Sir! I shall take the earliest oppor tunity of avenging this insult! Sir! you shall hear from me! In the meantime au revoir!" and the Due was bowing himself out of the Satanic presence when he was interrupted and brought back by a gentleman-in-waiting. Hereupon his Grace rubbed his eyes, yawned, shrugged his shoulders, reflected. Having become satisfied of his identity, he took a bird s-eye view of his whereabouts. The apartment was superb. Even De L Omelette pronounced in Men comme il faut. It was not its length nor its breadth, but its height ah, that was appalling ! There was no ceiling, certainly none, but a dense, whirling mass of fiery-colored clouds. His Grace s brain reeled as he glanced upward. Prom above hung a chain of an unknown blood-red metal, its upper end lost, like the city of Boston, parmi les nues. From its nether extremity swung a large cresset. The Due knew it to be a ruby; but from it there poured a light so intense, so still, so terrible, Persia never worshipped such, Gheber never imagined such, Mussulman never dreamed of such when, drugged with opium, he has tottered to a bed of poppies, his back to the flowers, and his face to the 178 THE DUG DE L OMELETTE god Apollo. The Due muttered a slight oath, de cidedly approbatory. The corners of the room were rounded into niches. Three of these were filled with statues of gigantic proportions. Their beauty was Grecian, their de formity Egyptian, their tout ensemble French. In the fourth niche the statue was veiled; it was not colossal. But then there was a taper ankle, a sandalled foot. De L Omelette pressed his hand upon his heart, closed his eyes, raised them, and caught His Satanic Majesty in a blush. But the paintings ! Kupris ! Astarte ! Astoreth ! a thousand and the same! And Rafaello has be held them! Yes, Rafaello has been here; for did he not paint the ? and was he not consequently damned? The paintings! the paintings! luxury! O love! Who, gazing on those forbidden beauties, shall have eyes for the dainty devices of the golden frames that besprinkled like stars the hyacinth and the porphyry walls? But the Due s heart is fainting within him. He is not, however, as you suppose, dizzy with magnifi cence, nor drunk with the ecstatic breath of those innumerable censers. C 9 est vrai que de toutes ces choses il a pense beaucoup mais! The Due De L Omelette is terror-stricken; for, through the lurid vista which a single uncurtained window is afford ing, lo! gleams the most ghastly of all fires! Le peuvre Due! He could not help imagining that the glorious, the voluptuous, the never-dying melo dies which pervaded that hall, as they passed, 179 EDGAR ALLAN POE filtered and transmuted, through the alchemy of the enchanted window-panes, were the wailings and the howlings of the hopeless and the damned! And there, too ! there ! upon the ottoman ! who could he be ? he, the petit-maUre no, the Deity who sat as if carved in marble, et qui sourit, with his pale countenance, si amerementf Mais il faut agir that is to say, a Frenchman never faints outright. Besides, his Grace hated a scene De L Omelette is himself again. There were some foils upon a table, some points also. The Due had studied under B ; il avait tue ses six hommes. Now, then, il pent s echapper. He measures two points, and, with a grace inimitable, offers his Maj esty the choice. Horreur! his Majesty does not fence ! Mais il joue! how happy a thought! but his Grace had always an excellent memory. He had dipped in the Diable of the Abbe Gualtier. Therein it is said "que le Diable n ose pas refuser un jeu d ecarte." But the chances the chances! True desper ate; but scarcely more desperate than the Due. Be sides, was he not in the secret? had he not skimmed over Pierre Le Brunf was he not a member of the Club Vingt-un? "Si je perds" said he, "je serai deux fois perdu I shall be doubly damned voild tout! (Here his Grace shrugged his shoulders.) Si je gagne, je reviendrai a mes ortolans que les cartes soient preparees!" His Grace was all care, all attention his Maj- 180 THE DUG DE L OMELETTE esty, all confidence. A spectator would have thought of Francis and Charles. His Grace thought of his game. His Majesty did not think; he shuffled. The Due cut. The cards are dealt. The trump is turned it is it is the king ! No ! it was the queen. His Majesty cursed her masculine habiliments. De L Omelette placed his hand upon his heart. They play. The Due counts. The hand is out. His Majesty counts heavily, smiles, and is taking wine. The Due slips a card. "C est a vous a faire," said his Majesty, cutting. His Grace bowed, dealt, and arose from the table en presentant le Roi. His Majesty looked chagrined. Had Alexander not been Alexander, he would have been Diogenes; and the Due assured his antag onist in taking leave, ll qm s 1 il n y eut ete De L Ome- lette il n aurait point d objection d etre le DiaUe." 182 SHADOW: A PARABLE Yea! though I walk through the valley of the shadow. Psalm of David. B WHO read are still among the living; ^y but I who write shall have long since gone my way into the region of shad ows. For indeed strange things shall happen, and secret things be known, and many centuries shall pass away ere these me morials be seen of men. And, when seen, there will be some to disbelieve, and some to doubt, and yet a few who will find much to ponder upon in the characters here graven with a stylus of iron. The year had been a year of terror, and of feel ings more intense than terror, for which there is no name upon the earth. For many prodigies and signs had taken place, and far and wide, over sea and land, the black wings of the pestilence were spread abroad. To those, nevertheless, cunning in the stars, it was not unknown that the heavens wore an aspect of ill ; and to me, the Greek Oinos, among others, it was evident that now had arrived the alternation of that seven hundred and ninety-fourth year when, at the entrance of Aries, the planet Jupiter is conjoined with the red ring of the terrible Baturnus. The 182 SHADOW: A PARABLE peculiar spirit of the skies, if I mistake not greatly, made itself manifest, not only in the physical orb of the earth, but in the souls, imaginations, and meditations of mankind. Over some flasks of the red Chian wine, within the walls of a noble hall, in a dim city called Ptolemais, we sat, at night, a company of seven. And to our chamber there was no entrance save by a lofty door of brass: and the door was fashioned by the artisan Corinnos, and being of rare workmanship, was fastened from within. Black draperies, likewise, in the gloomy room, shut out from our view the moon, the lurid stars, and the peopleless streets; but the boding and the memory of Evil, they would not be so excluded. There were things around us and about of which I can render no distinct account things material and spiritual: heaviness in the at mosphere, a sense of suffocation, anxiety, and, above all, that terrible state of existence which the nervous experience when the senses are keenly living and awake, and meanwhile the powers of thought lie dormant. A dead weight hung upon us. It hung upon our limbs, upon the household furniture, upon the goblets from which we drank, and all things were depressed and borne down thereby all things save only the flames of the seven iron lamps which illumined our revel. Uprearing themselves in tall, slender lines of light, they thus remained burning all pallid and motionless; and in the mirror which their luster formed upon the round table of ebony at which we sat, each of us there assembled beheld EDGAR ALLAN POE the pallor of his own countenance, and the unquiet glare in the downcast eyes of his companions. Yet we laughed and were merry in our proper way, which was hysterical; and sang the songs of Anacreon, which are madness; and drank deeply, although the purple wine reminded us of blood. For there was yet another tenant of our chamber in the person of young Zoilus. Dead, and at full length he lay, enshrouded; the genius and the demon of the scene. Alas! he bore no portion in our mirth, save that his countenance, distorted with the plague, and his eyes, in which death had but half extinguished the fire of the pestilence, seemed to take such interest in our merriment as the dead may haply take in the merri ment of those who are to die. But although I, Oinos, felt that the eyes of the departed were upon me, still I forced myself not to perceive the bitterness of their expression, and, gazing down steadily into the depths of the ebony mirror, sang with a loud and sonorous voice the songs of the son of Teios. But gradually my songs they ceased, and their echoes, rolling afar off among the sable draperies of the chamber, be came weak and undistinguishable, and so faded away. And lo ! from among those sable draperies where the sounds of the song departed, there came forth a dark and undefined shadow a shadow such as the moon, when low in heaven, might fashion from the figure of a man: but it was the shadow neither of man nor of God, nor of any familiar thing. And, quivering, awhile among the draperies of the room, it at length rested in full view upon the surface of 184 SHADOW: A PARABLE the door of brass. But the shadow was vague, and formless, and indefinite, and was the shadow neither of man nor God neither god of Greece, nor god of Chaldaea, nor any Egyptian god. And the shadow rested upon the brazen doorway and under the arch of the entablature of the door, and moved not, nor spoke any word, but there became stationary and re mained. And the door whereupon the shadow rested was, if I remember aright, over against the feet of the young Zoilus enshrouded. But we, the seven there assembled, having seen the shadow as it came out from among the draperies, dared not steadily be hold it, but cast down our eyes and gazed continually into the depths of the mirror of ebony. And at length I, Oinos, speaking some low words, demanded of the shadow its dwelling and its appellation. And the shadow answered, "I am SHADOW, and my dwelling is near to the Catacombs of Ptolemais, and hard by those dim plains of Helusion which border upon the foul Charonian canal." And then did we, the seven, start from our seats in horror and stand trembling, and shuddering, and aghast, for the tones in the voice of the shadow were not the tones of any one being, but of a multitude of beings, and, varying in their cadences from syllable to syllable, fell duskily upon our ears in the well-remembered and familiar accents of many thousand departed friends. .85 LOSS OF BREATH A TALE NEITHER IN NOR OUT OF "BLACK. WOOD" O breathe not, etc. MOORE S Melodies. . HE most notorious ill-fortune must, in the end, yield to the untiring courage of philosophy as the most stubborn city to the ceaseless vigilance of an enemy. Salmanezer, as we have it in the holy writings, lay three years before Samaria; yet it fell. Sardanapalus (see Diodorus) maintained himself seven in Nineveh; but to no purpose. Troy expired at the close of the second lustrum; and Azoth, as Aristaeus declares upon his honor as a gentleman, opened at last her gates to Psammiticus, after having barred them for the fifth part of a century. . . . "Thou wretch! thou vixen! thou shrew!" said I to my wife on the morning after our wedding, "thou witch! thou hag! thou whipper-snapper! thou sink of iniquity ! thou fiery-faced quintessence of all that is abominable ! thou thou " here standing upon tiptoe, seizing her by the throat, and placing my mouth close to her ear, I was preparing to launch ValL I 1 86 LOSS OF BREATH forth a new and more decided epithet of opprobrium, which should not fail, if ejaculated, to convince her of her insignificance, when, to my extreme horror and astonishment, I discovered that I HAD LOST MY BREATH. The phrases, "I am out of breath," "I have lost my breath," etc., are often enough repeated in com mon conversation; but it had never occurred to me that the terrible accident of which I speak could bona fide and actually happen! Imagine that is, if you have a fanciful turn imagine, I say, my wonder, my consternation, my despair! There is a good genius, however, which has never entirely deserted me. In my most ungovernable moods I still retain a sense of propriety, "et le chemin des passions me conduit," as Lord Edouard in the Julie says it did him ll d la philosophic veritable." Although I could not at first precisely ascertain to what degree the occurrence had affected me, I de termined at all events to conceal the matter from my wife until further experience should discover to me the extent of this my unheard-of calamity. Altering my countenance, therefore, in a moment, from its bepuffed and distorted appearance to an expression of arch and coquettish benignity, I gave my lady a pat on the one cheek and a kiss on the other, and without saying one syllable (Furies! I could not,) left her astonished at my drollery as I pirouetted out of the room in a pas de zephyr. Behold me, then, safely ensconced in my private boudoir, a fearful instance of the ill consequences EDGAR ALLAN POE attending upon irascibility; alive, with the qualifi cations of the dead; dead, with the propensities of the living; an anomaly on the face of the earth, be ing very calm, yet breathless. Yes! breathless. I am serious in asserting that my breath was entirely gone. I could not have stirred with it a feather if my life had been at issue, or sullied even the delicacy of a mirror. Hard fate! yet there was some alleviation to the first over whelming paroxysm of my sorrow. I found upon trial that the powers of utterance which, upon my inability to proceed in the conversation with my wife, I then concluded to be totally destroyed, were in fact only partially impeded, and I discovered that had I, at that interesting crisis, dropped my voice to a singularly deep guttural, I might still have con tinued to her the communication of my sentiments ; this pitch of voice (the guttural) depending, I find, not upon the current of the breath, but upon a cer tain spasmodic action of the muscles of the throat. Throwing myself upon a chair I remained for some time absorbed in meditation. My reflections, be sure, were of no consolatory kind. A thousand vague and lachrymatory fancies took possession of my soul, and even the idea of suicide flitted across my brain ; but it is a trait in the perversity of human nature to reject the obvious and the ready for the far-distant and equivocal. Thus I shuddered at self- murder as the most decided of atrocities, while the tabby-cat purred strenuously upon the rug and the very water-dog wheezed assiduously under the table, 1 88 LOSS OF BREATH each taking to itself much merit for the strength of its lungs, and all obviously done in derision of my own pulmonary incapacity. Oppressed with a tumult of vague hopes and fears I at length heard the footsteps of my wife descend ing the staircase. Being now assured of her absence I returned with a palpitating heart to the scene of my disaster. Carefully locking the door on the inside I com menced a vigorous search. It was possible, I thought, that concealed in some obscure corner or lurking in some closet or drawer might be found the lost object of my inquiry. It might have a vapory it might even have a tangible form. Most philosophers, upon many points of philosophy, are still very unphil- osophical. William Godwin, however, says in his Mandeville that "invisible things are the only real ities," and this, all will allow, is a case in point. I would have the judicious reader pause before accus ing such asseverations of an undue quantum of absurdity. Anaxagoras, it will be remembered, maintained that snow is black, and this I have since found to be the case. Long and earnestly did I continue the investiga tion: but the contemptible reward of my industry and perseverance proved to be only a set of false teeth, two pairs of hips, an eye, and a number of billets-doux from Mr. Windenough to my wife. I might as well here observe that this confirmation of my lady s partiality for Mr. W. occasioned me little uneasiness. That Mrs. Lackobreath should admire .89 EDGAR ALLAN POE anything so dissimilar to myself was a natural and necessary evil. I am, it is well known, of a robust and corpulent appearance, and at the same time some what diminutive in stature. What wonder, then, that the lath-like tenuity of my acquaintance and his altitude, which has grown into a proverb, should have met with all due estimation in the eyes of Mrs. Lackobreath. But to return. My exertions, as I have before said, proved fruit less. Closet after closet, drawer after drawer, corner after corner, were scrutinized to no purpose. At one time, however, I thought myself sure of my prize, having, in rummaging a dressing-case, accidentally demolished a bottle of Grandjean s oil of archangels, which, as an agreeable perfume, I here take the liberty of recommending. With a heavy heart I returned to my boudoir, there to ponder upon some method of eluding my wife s penetration until I could make arrangements prior to my leaving the country, for to this I had already made up my mind. In a foreign climate, be ing unknown, I might, with some probability of suc cess, endeavor to conceal my unhappy calamity, a calamity calculated, even more than beggary, to estrange the affections of the multitude and to draw down upon the wretch the well-merited indignation of the virtuous and the happy. I was not long in hesitation. Being naturally quick, I committed to memory the entire tragedy of Metamora. I had the good fortune to recollect that in the accentuation of this drama, or at least such portion of it as is allotted 190 LOSS OF BREATH to the hero, the tones of voice in which I found my self deficient were altogether unnecessary, and that the deep guttural was expected to reign monoto nously throughout. I practised for some time by the borders of a well-frequented marsh; herein, however, having no reference to a similar proceeding of Demosthenes, but from a design peculiarly and conscientiously my own. Thus armed at all points I determined to make my wife believe that I was suddenly smitten with a passion for the stage. In this I succeeded to a miracle ; and to every question or suggestion found myself at liberty to reply in my most frog-like and sepulchral tones with some passage from the tragedy, any portion of which, as I soon took great pleasure in observing, would apply equally well to any par ticular subject. It is not to be supposed, however, that in the delivery of such passages I was found at all deficient in the looking asquint, the showing my teeth, the working my knees, the shuffling my feet, or in any of those unmentionable graces which are now justly considered the characteristics of a pop ular performer. To be sure, they spoke of confin ing me in a strait- jacket; but, good God! they never suspected me of having lost my breath. Having at length put my affairs in order, I took my seat very early one morning in the mail stage for , giving it to be understood among my ac quaintances that business of the last importance re quired my immediate personal attendance in that city. 191 EDGAR ALLAN POE and plunging with all my might and making the most furious contortions, for the operations of the surgeon had, in a measure, restored me to the posses sion of my faculties. All, however, was attributed to the effects of a new galvanic battery, wherewith the apothecary, who is really a man of information, performed several curious experiments, in which, from my personal share in their fulfilment, I could not help feeling deeply interested. It was a source of mortification to me, nevertheless, that, although I made several attempts at conversation, my powers of speech were so entirely in abeyance that I could not even open my mouth; much less, then, make reply to some ingenious but fanciful theories, of which, under other circumstances, my minute ac quaintance with the Hippocratian pathology would have afforded me a ready confutation. Not being able to arrive at a conclusion, the prac titioners remanded me for further examination. I was taken up into a garret; and, the surgeon s lady having accommodated me with drawers and stock ings, the surgeon himself fastened my hands and tied up my jaws with a pocket-handkerchief then bolted the door on the outside as he hurried to his dinner, leaving me alone to silence and to meditation. I now discovered to my extreme delight that I could have spoken had not my mouth been tied up with the pocket-handkerchief. Consoling myself with this reflection I was mentally repeating some pass ages of the Omnipresence of the Deity, as is my cus tom before resigning myself to sleep, when two cats, 194 LOSS OF BREATH of a greedy and vituperative turn, entering at a hole in the wall, leaped up with a flourish a la Catalani, and, alighting opposite one another on my visage, betook themselves to indecorous contention for the paltry consideration of my nose. But, as the loss of his ears proved the means of elevating to the throne of Cyrus, the Magian, or Mige-Gush of Persia, and as the cutting off of his nose gave Zopyrus possession of Babylon, so the loss of a few ounces of my countenance proved the salva tion of my body. Aroused by the pain, and burning with indignation, I burst, at a single effort, the fast enings and the bandage. Stalking across the room I cast a glance of contempt at the belligerents, and throwing open the sash, to their extreme horror and disappointment, precipitated myself very dexterously from the window. The mail-robber W , to whom I bore a singu lar resemblance, was at this moment passing from the city jail to the scaffold erected for his execution in the suburbs. His extreme infirmity and long-con tinued ill-health, had obtained him the privilege of remaining unmanacled; and, habited in his gallows costume, one very similar to my own he lay at full length in the bottom of the hangman s cart (which happened to be under the windows of the surgeon at the moment of my precipitation) without any other guard than the driver, who was asleep, and two recruits of the sixth infantry, who were drunk. As ill-luck would have it, I alit upon my feet within the vehicle. W , who was an acute fellow, 195 EDGAR ALLAN POE and plunging with all my might and making the most furious contortions, for the operations of the surgeon had, in a measure, restored me to the posses sion of my faculties. All, however, was attributed to the effects of a new galvanic battery, wherewith the apothecary, who is really a man of information, performed several curious experiments, in which, from my personal share in their fulfilment, I could not help feeling deeply interested. It was a source of mortification to me, nevertheless, that, although I made several attempts at conversation, my powers of speech were so entirely in abeyance that I could not even open my mouth; much less, then, make reply to some ingenious but fanciful theories, of which, under other circumstances, my minute ac quaintance with the Hippocratian pathology would have afforded me a ready confutation. Not being able to arrive at a conclusion, the prac titioners remanded me for further examination. I was taken up into a garret; and, the surgeon s lady having accommodated me with drawers and stock ings, the surgeon himself fastened my hands and tied up my jaws with a pocket-handkerchief then bolted the door on the outside as he hurried to his dinner, leaving me alone to silence and to meditation. I now discovered to my extreme delight that I could have spoken had not my mouth been tied up with the pocket-handkerchief. Consoling myself with this reflection I was mentally repeating some pass ages of the Omnipresence of the Deity, as is my cus tom before resigning myself to sleep, when two cats, 194 LOSS OF BREATH of a greedy and vituperative turn, entering at a hole in the wall, leaped up with a flourish a la Catalani, and, alighting opposite one another on my visage, betook themselves to indecorous contention for the paltry consideration of my nose. But, as the loss of his ears proved the means of elevating to the throne of Cyrus, the Magian, or Mige-Gush of Persia, and as the cutting off of his nose gave Zopyrus possession of Babylon, so the loss of a few ounces of my countenance proved the salva tion of my body. Aroused by the pain, and burning with indignation, I burst, at a single effort, the fast enings and the bandage. Stalking across the room I cast a glance of contempt at the belligerents, and throwing open the sash, to their extreme horror and disappointment, precipitated myself very dexterously from the window. The mail-robber W , to whom I bore a singu lar resemblance, was at this moment passing from the city jail to the scaffold erected for his execution in the suburbs. His extreme infirmity and long-con tinued ill-health, had obtained him the privilege of remaining unmanacled; and, habited in his gallows costume, one very similar to my own he lay at full length in the bottom of the hangman s cart (which happened to be under the windows of the surgeon at the moment of my precipitation) without any other guard than the driver, who was asleep, and two recruits of the sixth infantry, who were drunk. As ill-luck would have it, I alit upon my feet within the vehicle. W , who was an acute fellow, 195 EDGAR ALLAN POE perceived his opportunity. Leaping up immediately, he bolted out behind, and turning down an alley was out of sight in the twinkling of an eye. The recruits, aroused by the bustle, could not exactly comprehend the merits of the transaction. Seeing, however, a man, the precise counterpart of the felon, standing upright in the cart before their eyes, they were of the opinion that the rascal (meaning W ) was after making his escape (so they expressed them selves), and, having communicated this opinion to one another, they took each a dram and then knocked me down with the butt-ends of their muskets. It was not long ere we arrived at the place of destination. Of course nothing could be said in my defence. Hanging was my inevitable fate. I re signed myself thereto with a feeling half stupid, half acrimonious. Being little of a cynic, I had all the sentiments of a dog. The hangman, however, ad justed the noose about my neck. The drop fell. I forbear to depict my sensations upon the gal lows; although here, undoubtedly, I could speak to the point, and it is a topic upon which nothing has been well said. In fact, to write upon such a theme it is necessary to have been hanged. Every author should confine himself to matters of experience. Thus Mark Antony composed a treatise upon getting drunk. I may just mention, however, that die I did not. My body WAS, but I had no breath TO BE, suspended ; and but for the knot under my left ear (which had the feel of a military stock) I daresay that I should I9 6 LOSS OF BREATH have experienced very little inconvenience. As for the jerk given to my neck upon the falling of the drop, it merely proved a corrective to the twist afforded me by the fat gentleman in the coach. For good reasons, however, I did my best to give the crowd the worth of their trouble. My con vulsions were said to be extraordinary. My spasms it would have been difficult to beat. The populace encored. Several gentlemen swooned; and a multi tude of ladies were carried home in hysterics. Pinxit availed himself of the opportunity to retouch, from a sketch taken upon the spot, his admirable paint ing of the Marsyas Flayed Alive. When I had afforded sufficient amusement, it was thought proper to remove my body from the gallows ; this the more especially as the real culprit had in the meantime been retaken and recognized, a fact which I was so unlucky as not to know. Much sympathy was, of course, exercised in my behalf, and as no one made claim to my corpse it was ordered that I should be interred in a public vault. Here, after due interval, I was deposited. The sexton departed, and I was left alone. A line of Marston s Malcontent Death s a good fellow and keeps open house struck me at that moment as a palpable lie. I knocked off, however, the lid of my coffin and stepped out. The place was dreadfully dreary and damp and I became troubled with ennui. By way of 197 EDGAR ALLAN POE amusement, I felt my way among the numerous coffins ranged in order around. I lifted them down, one by one, and breaking open their lids, busied myself in speculations about the mortality within. "This/ I soliloquized, tumbling over a carcass, puffy, bloated, and rotund "this has been, no doubt, in every sense of the word, an unhappy, an un fortunate man. It has been his terrible lot not to walk, but to waddle; to pass through life not like a human being, but like an elephant ; not like a man, but like a rhinoceros. "His attempts at getting on have been mere abor tions, and his circumgyratory proceedings a palpable failure. Taking a step forward, it has been his mis fortune to take two toward the right, and three to ward the left. His studies have been confined to the poetry of Crabbe. He can have no idea of the wonder of a pirouette. To him a pas de papillon has been an abstract conception. He has never ascended the summit of a hill. He has never viewed from any steeple the glories of a metropolis. Heat has been his mortal enemy. In the dog-days his days have been the days of a dog. Therein he has dreamed of flames and suffocation, of mountains upon mountains, of Pelion upon Ossa. He was short of breath to say all in a word, he was short of breath. He thought it extravagant to play upon wind-instruments. He was the inventor of self-moving fans, wind-sails, and ventilators. He patronized Du Pont the bellows- maker, and died miserably in attempting to smoke a cigar. His was a case in which I feel a deep interest, 198 LOSS OF BREATH a lot in which I sincerely sympathize. "But here," said I, "here," and I dragged spite fully from its receptacle a gaunt, tall, and peculiar- looking form, whose remarkable appearance struck me with a sense of unwelcome familiarity, "here is a wretch entitled to no earthly commiseration." Thus saying, in order to obtain a more distinct view of my subject, I applied my thumb and forefinger to its nose, and, causing it to assume a sitting position upon the ground, held it thus, at the length of my arm, while I continued my soliloquy. "Entitled," I repeated, "to no earthly commis eration. Who, indeed, would think of compassiona ting a shadow ? Besides, has he not had his full share of the blessings of mortality? He was the origina tor of tall monuments, shot-towers, lighting-rods, Lombardy poplars. His treatise upon Shades and Shadoivs has immortalized him. He edited with distinguished ability the last edition of South on the Bones. He went early to college and studied pneu matics. He then came home, talked eternally, and played upon the French horn. He patronized the bag pipes. Captain Barclay, who walked against Time, would not walk against him. Windham and Allbreath were his favorite writers; his favorite artist, Phiz. He died gloriously while inhaling gas levique flatu corrumpitur, like the fama pudicitiae in Hieronymus.* He was indubitably a " * Tenera res in feminis fama pudicitiw est, et quasi ftos pulcherrimus, cito ad levem marcescit auram, levique flatu corrumpitur, maxime, etc. Hieronymus ad Salvinam. 199 EDGAR ALLAN POE t ^ How CAN you ? how CAN you ? inter rupted the object of my animadversions, gasping for breath, and tearing off, with a desperate exertion, the bandage around its jaws, "how can you, Mr. Lacko- breath, be so infernally cruel as to pinch me in that manner by the nose? Did you not see how they had fastened up my mouth? and you MUST know, if you know anything, how vast a superfluity of breath I have to dispose of! If you do NOT know, however, sit down and you shall see. In my situation it is really a great relief to be able to open one s mouth, to be able to expatiate, to be able to communicate with a person like yourself, who do not think your self called upon at every period to interrupt the thread of a gentleman s discourse. Interruptions are annoying and should undoubtedly be abolished don t you think so ? no reply, I beg you, one person is enough to be speaking at a time. I shall be done by-and-by, and then you may begin. How the devil, sir, did you get into this place ? not a word I beseech you been here some time myself terrible accident ! heard of it, I suppose ? awful calamity ! walking under your windows some short while ago about the time you were stage-struck hor rible occurrence! heard of catching one s breath, eh ? hold your tongue I tell you ! I caught some body else s ! had always too much of my own met Blab at the corner of the street wouldn t give me a chance for a word couldn t get in a syllable edgeways attacked, consequently, with epilepsis Blab made his escape damn all fools ! they took 200 LOSS OF BREATH me up for dead, and put me in this place pretty doings all of them ! heard all you said about me every word a lie horrible ! wonderful ! out rageous ! hideous ! incomprehensible ! et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera " It is impossible to conceive my astonishment at so unexpected a discourse, or the joy with which I became gradually convinced that the breath so for tunately caught by the gentleman (whom I soon recognized as my neighbor Windenough) was, in fact, the identical expiration mislaid by myself in the conversation with my wife. Time, place, and circumstance rendered it a matter beyond question. I did not, however, immediately release my hold upon Mr. W. s proboscis, not, at least, during the long period in which the inventor of Lombardy poplars continued to favor me with his explanations. In this respect I was actuated by that habitual prudence which has ever been my predominating trait. I reflected that many difficulties might still lie in the path of my preservation which only extreme exertion on my part would be able to surmount. Many persons, I considered, are prone to estimate commodities in their possession, however valueless to the then proprietor, however troublesome or dis tressing, in direct ratio with the advantages to be derived by others from their attainment or by them selves from their abandonment. Might not this be the case with Mr. Windenough? In displaying anxiety for the breath of which he was at present so willing to get rid, might I not lay myself open 201 EDGAR ALLAN POE to the exactions of his avarice ? There are scoundrels in this world, I remembered with a sigh, who will not scruple to take unfair opportunities with even a next- door neighbor, and (this remark is from Epictetus) it is precisely at that time when men are most anxious to throw off the burden of their own calamities that they feel the least desirous of relieving them in others. Upon considerations similar to these, and still re taining my grasp upon the nose of Mr. W., I accord ingly thought proper to model my reply. 1 Monster!" I began in a tone of the deepest indignation, " monster and double-winded idiot! dost THOU, whom for thine iniquities it has pleased Heaven to accurse with a twofold respiration dost THOU, I say, presume to address me in the familiar language of an old acquaintance? I lie, forsooth! and hold my tongue, to be sure ! pretty conversation, in deed, to a gentleman with a single breath ! all this, too, when I have it in my power to relieve the calamity under which thou dost so justly suffer, to curtail the superfluities of thine unhappy respira tion/ Like Brutus, I paused for a reply, with which, like a tornado, Mr. Windenough immediately over whelmed me. Protestation followed upon protesta tion and apology upon apology. There were no terms with which he was unwilling to comply, and there were none of which I failed to take the fullest ad vantage. Preliminaries being at length arranged, my ac- 202 LOSS OF BREATH quaintance delivered me the respiration; for which (having carefully examined it) I gave him afterward a receipt. I am aware that by many I shall be held to blame for speaking in a manner so cursory of a transaction so impalpable. It will be thought that I should have entered more minutely into the details of an occur rence by which and this is very true much new light might be thrown upon a highly interesting branch of physical philosophy. To all this I am sorry that I cannot reply. A hint is the only answer which I am permitted to make. There were CIRCUMSTANCES but I think it much safer upon consideration to say as little as possible about an affair so delicate so DELICATE, I repeat, and at the time involving the interests of a third party whose sulphurous resentment I have not the least desire, at this moment, of incurring. We were not long after this necessary arrange ment in effecting an escape from the dungeons of the sepulchre. The united strength of our resuscitated voices was soon sufficiently apparent. Scissors, the Whig editor, republished a treatise upon "the nature and origin of subterranean noises. " A reply, re joinder, confutation, and justification followed in the columns of a Democratic gazette. It was not until the opening of the vault to decide the controversy that the appearance of Mr. Windenough and myself proved both parties to have been decidedly in the wrong. I cannot conclude these details of some very 203 EDGAR ALLAN POE singular passages in a life at all times sufficiently eventful, without again recalling to the attention of the reader the merits of that indiscriminate philoso phy which is a sure and ready shield against those shafts of calamity which can neither be seen, felt, nor fully understood. It was in the spirit of this wisdom that, among the ancient Hebrews, it was be lieved the gates of heaven would be inevitably opened to that sinner or saint who, with good lungs and implicit confidence, should vociferate the word "AMEN!" It was in the spirit of this wisdom that, when a great plague raged at Athens, and every means had been in vain attempted for its removal, Epimenides, as Laertius relates, in his second book of that philosopher, advised the erection of a shrine and temple "to the proper God." LYTTLETON BARRY. 204 KING PEST A TALE CONTAINING AN ALLEGORY The gods do bear and well allow in kings The things which they abhor in rascal routes. BUCKHURST S Tragedy of Ferrex and Porrex. A BOUT twelve o clock, one night in the month of October, and during the chivalrous reign of the third Edward, two seamen belonging to the crew of the Free and Easy a trading schooner plying between Sluys and the Thames, and then at anchor in that river, were much astonished to find themselves seated in the tap-room of an ale-house in the parish of St. Andrews, London, which ale-house bore for sign the portraiture of a " Jolly Tar." The room, although ill-contrived, smoke-blackened, low-pitched, and in every other respect agreeing with the general character of such places at the period was, nevertheless, in the opinion of the grotesque groups scattered here and there within it, sufficiently well adapted to its purpose. Of these groups our two seamen formed, I think, the most interesting, if not the most conspicuous. The one who appeared to be the elder, and whom his companion addressed by the characteristic ap pellation of "Legs," was at the same time much the taller of the two. He might have measured six feet 205 S " EDGAR ALLAN POE and a half, and an habitual stoop in the shoulders seemed to have been the necessary consequence of an altitude so enormous. Superfluities in height were, however, more than accounted for by deficiencies in other respects. He was exceedingly thin ; and might, as his associates asserted, have answered, when drunk, for a pennant at the mast-head, or, when sober, have served for a jib-boom. But these jests, and others of a similar nature, had evidently produced, at no time y any effect upon the cachinnatory muscles of the tar. With high cheek-bones, a large hawk-nose, retreating chin, fallen under- jaw, and huge protruding white eyes, the expression of his countenance, although tinged with a species of dogged indifference to mat ters and things in general, was not the less utterly solemn and serious beyond all attempts at imitation or description. The younger seaman was, in all outward appear ance, the converse of his companion. His stature could not have exceeded four feet. A pair of stumpy bow-legs supported his squat, unwieldly figure, while his unusually short and thick arms, with no ordinary fists at their extremities, swung off dangling from his sides like the fins of a sea-turtle. Small eyes, of no particular color, twinkled far back in his head. His nose remained buried in the mass of flesh which enveloped his round, full, and purple face; and his thick upper-lip rested upon the still thicker one beneath with an air of complacent self-satisfaction, much heightened by the owner s habit of licking them at intervals. He evidently regarded his tall shipmate 206 KING PEST with a feeling half- wondrous, half-quizzical; and stared up occasionally in his face as the red setting sun stares up at the crags of Ben Nevis. Various and eventful, however, had been the pere grinations of the worthy couple in and about the dif ferent tap-houses of the neighborhood during the earlier hours of the night. Funds even the most ample are not always everlasting: and it was with empty pockets our friends had ventured upon the present hostelrie. At the precise period, then, when this history properly commences, Legs and his fellow, Hugh Tar paulin, sat, each with both elbows resting upon the large oaken table in the middle of the floor, and with a hand upon either cheek. They were eyeing, from behind a huge flagon of unpaid-for "humming stuff," the portentous words, "No Chalk, " which to their indignation and astonishment were scored over the doorway by means of that very mineral whose pres ence they purported to deny. Not that the gift of deciphering written characters a gift among the commonalty of that day considered little less caba- listical than the art of inditing could, in strict justice, have been laid to the charge of either disciple of the sea ; but there was, to say the truth, a certain twist in the formation of the letters an indescrib able lee-lurch about the whole which foreboded, in the opinion of both seamen, a long run of dirty weather; and determined them at once, in the allegorical words of Legs himself, to "pump ship, clew up all sail, and scud before the wind." 207 \ EDGAR ALLAN POE Having accordingly disposed of what remained of the ale, and looped up the points of their short doub lets, they finallj made a bolt for the street. Although Tarpaulin rolled twice into the fireplace, mistaking it for the door, yet their escape was at length happily effected, and half after twelve o clock found our heroes ripe for mischief and running for life down a dark alley in the direction of St. Andrew s Stair, hotly pursued by the landlady of the "Jolly Tar." At the epoch of this eventful tale, and periodically for many years before and after, all England, but more especially the metropolis, resounded with the fearful cry of "Plague!" The city was in a great measure depopulated, and in those horrible regions, in the vicinity of the Thames, where, amid the dark, narrow, and filthy lanes and alleys, the Demon of Disease was supposed to have had his nativity, Awe, Terror, and Superstition were alone to be found stalking abroad. By authority of the king such districts were placed UNDER BAN, and all persons forbidden, under pain of death, to intrude upon their dismal solitude. Yet neither the mandate of the monarch, nor the huge barriers erected at the entrances of the streets, nor the prospect of that loathsome death which, with al most absolute certainty, overwhelmed the wretch whom no peril could deter from the adventure, pre vented the unfurnished and untenanted dwellings from being stripped by the hand of nightly rapine of every article, such as iron, brass, or lead-work. 208 KING PEST which could in any manner be turned to a profitable account. Above all, it was usually found, upon the annual winter opening of the barriers, that locks, bolts, and secret cellars had proved but slender protection to those rich stores of wines and liquors which, in con sideration of the risk and trouble of removal, many of the numerous dealers having shops in the neighbor hood had consented to trust, during the period of exile, to so insufficient a security. But there were very few of the terror-stricken people who attributed these doings to the agency of human hands. Pest-spirits, plague-goblins, and fever- demons were the popular imps of mischief; and tales so blood-chilling were hourly told, that the whole mass of forbidden buildings was at length enveloped in terror as in a shroud, and the plunderer himself was often scared away by the horrors his own depreda tions had created; leaving the entire vast circuit of prohibited district to gloom, silence, pestilence, and death. It was by one of the terrific barriers already men tioned, and which indicated the region beyond to be under the pest-ban, that, in scrambling down an alley, Legs and the worthy Hugh Tarpaulin found their progress suddenly impeded. To return was out of the question, and no time was to be lost, as their pursuers were close upon their heels. With thorough bred seamen to clamber up the roughly fashioned plank-work was a trifle; and, maddened with the twofold excitement of exercise and liquor, they leaped 114 209 EDGAR ALLAN POE unhesitatingly down within the enclosure, and, hold ing on their drunken course with shouts and yellings, were soon bewildered in its noisome and intricate re cesses. Had they not, indeed, been intoxicated beyond moral sense their reeling footsteps must have been palsied by the horrors of their situation. The air was cold and misty. The paving-stones, loosened from their beds, lay in wild disorder amid the tall, rank grass which sprang up around the feet and ankles. Fallen houses choked up the streets. The most fetid and poisonous smells everywhere prevailed ; and by the aid of that ghastly light which, even at mid night, never fails to emanate from a vapory and pestilential atmosphere, might be discerned lying in the by-paths and alleys, or rotting in the windowless habitations, the carcass of many a nocturnal plunderer arrested by the hand of the plague in the very per petration of his robbery. But it lay not in the power of images, or sensa tions, or impediments such as these to stay the course of men who, naturally brave, and at that time, es pecially, brimful of courage and of "humming stuff," would have reeled, as straight as their condition might have permitted, undauntedly into the very jaws of death. Onward still onward, stalked the grim Legs, making the desolate solemnity echo and re-echo with yells like the terrific war-whoop of the Indian; and onward, still onward, rolled the dumpy Tarpaulin, hanging on to the doublet of his more active companion, and far surpassing the latter ? s most 210 KING PEST strenuous exertions in the way of vocal Inusic by bull-roarings in basso from the profundity of his stentorian lungs. They had now evidently reached the stronghold of the pestilence. Their way at every step or plunge grew more noisome and more horrible the paths more narrow and more intricate. Huge stones and beams falling momently from the decaying roofs above them gave evidence, by their sullen and heavy descent, of the vast height of the surrounding houses ; and while actual exertion became necessary to force a passage through frequent heaps of rubbish, it was by no means seldom that the hand fell upon a skeleton or rested upon a more fleshy corpse. Suddenly, as the seamen stumbled against the en trance of a tall and ghastly-looking building, a yell more than usually shrill from the throat of the ex cited Legs was replied to from within, in a rapid succession of wild, laughter-like, and fiendish shrieks. Nothing daunted at sounds which, of such a nature, at such a time, and in such a place, might have curdled the very blood in hearts less irrevocably on fire, the drunken couple rushed headlong against the door, burst it open, and staggered into the midst of things with a volley of curses. The room within which they found themselves proved to be the shop of an undertaker; but an open trap-door in a corner of the floor near the entrance looked down upon a long range of wine-cellars, whose depths the occasional sound of bursting bottles pro claimed to be well stored with their appropriate con- 211 O EDGAR ALLAN POE tents. In the middle of the room stood a table, In the center of which, again, arose a huge tub of what appeared to be punch. Bottles of various wines and cordials, together with jugs, pitchers, and flagons of every shape and quality, were scattered profusely upon the board. Around it, upon coffin-tressels, was seated a company of six. This company I will en deavor to delineate one by one. Fronting the entrance, and elevated a little above his companions, sat a personage who appeared to be the president of tne table. His stature was gaunt and tall, and Legs was confounded to behold in him a figure more emaciated than himself. His face was as yellow as saffron but no feature excepting one alone was sufficiently marked to merit a particular description. This one consisted in a forehead so un usually and hideously lofty as to have the appearance of a bonnet or crown of flesh superadded upon the natural head. His mouth was puckered and dimpled into an expression of ghastly affability, and his eyes, as indeed the eyes of all at table, were glazed over with the fumes of intoxication. This gentleman was clothed from head to foot in a richly embroidered black silk-velvet pall, wrapped negligently around his form after the fashion of a Spanish cloak. His head was stuck full of sable hearse-plumes, which he nodded to and fro with a jaunty and knowing air, and in his right hand he held a huge human thigh bone, with which he appeared to have been just knocking down some member of the company for a song. 212 KING PEST Opposite him, and with her back to the door, was a lady of no whit the less extraordinary character. Although quite as tall as the person just described, she had no right to complain of his unnatural emaciation. She was evidently in the last stage of a dropsy; and her figure resembled nearly that of the huge puncheon of October beer which stood, with the head driven in, close by her side, in a corner of the chamber. Her face was exceedingly round, red, and full; and the same peculiarity, or rather want of peculiarity, attached itself to her countenance which I before mentioned in the case of the president that is to say, only one feature of her face was suf ficiently distinguished to need a separate character ization; indeed, the acute Tarpaulin immediately observed that the same remark might have applied to each individual person of the party, every one of whom seemed to possess a monopoly of some par ticular portion of physiognomy. With the lady in question this portion proved to be the mouth. Com mencing at the right ear it swept with a terrific chasm to the left, the short pendants which she wore in either auricle continually bobbing into the aperture. She made, however, every exertion to keep her mouth closed and look dignified, in a dress consisting of a newly starched and ironed shroud coming up close under her chin, with a crimpled ruffle of cambric muslin. At her right hand sat a diminutive young lady whom she appeared to patronize. This delicate little creature, in the trembling of her wasted fingers, 213 EDGAR ALLAN POE in the livid hue of her lips, and in the slight hectic spot which tinged her otherwise leaden complexion, gave evident indications of a galloping consumption. An air of extreme haut ton, however, pervaded her whole appearance; she wore, in a graceful and degagc manner, a large and beautiful winding-sheet of the finest India lawn; her hair hung in ringlets over her neck ; a soft smile played about her mouth ; but her nose, extremely long, thin, sinuous, flexible, and pimpled, hung down far below her under-lip, and, in spite of the delicate manner in which she .now and then moved it to one side or the other with her tongue, gave to her countenance a somewhat equivocal expression. Over against her, and upon the left of the drop sical lady, was seated a little puffy, wheezing, and gouty old man, whose cheeks reposed upon the shoulders of their owner like two huge bladders of Oporto wine. With his arms folded, and with one bandaged leg deposited upon the table, he seemed to think himself entitled to some consideration. He evidently prided himself much upon every inch of his personal appearance, but took more especial de light in calling attention to its gaudy-colored sur- tout. This, to say the truth, must have cost him no little money, and was made to fit him exceedingly well being fashioned from one of the curiously embroidered silken covers appertaining to those glorious escutcheons which, in England and else where, are customarily hung up in some conspicuous place upon the dwellings of departed aristocracy. 214 KING PEST Next to him, and at the right hand of the presi dent, was a gentleman in long white hose and cotton drawers. His frame shook, in a ridiculous manner, with a fit of what Tarpaulin called "the horrors." His jaws, which had been newly shaved, were tightly tied up by a bandage of muslin; and his arms being fastened in a similar way at the wrists prevented him from helping himself too freely to the liquors upon the table ; a precaution rendered neces sary, in the opinion of Legs, by the peculiarly sottish and wine-bibbing cast of his visage. A pair of prodigious ears, nevertheless, which it was no doubt found impossible to confine, towered away into the atmosphere of the apartment and were occa sionally pricked up in a spasm at the sound of the drawing of a cork. Fronting him, sixthly and lastly, was situated a singularly stiff -looking personage, who, being afflicted with paralysis, must, to speak seriously, have felt very ill at ease in his unaccommodating habiliments. He was habited, somewhat uniquely, in a new and handsome mahogany coffin. Its top or head-piece pressed upon the skull of the wearer and extended over it in the fashion of a hood, giving to the entire face an air of indescribable interest. Armholes had been cut in the sides for the sake not more of elegance than of convenience ; but the dress, nevertheless, pre vented its proprietor from sitting as erect as his associates ; and as he lay reclining against his tressel, at an angle of forty-five degrees, a pair of huge goggle 215 EDGAR ALLAN POE eyes rolled up their awful whites toward the ceiling in absolute amazement at their own enormity. Before each of the party lay a portion of a skull, which was used as a drinking-cup. Overhead was suspended a human skeleton by means of a rope tied round one of the legs and fastened to a ring in the ceiling. The other limb, confined by no such fetter, stuck off from the body at right angles, causing the whole loose and rattling frame to dangle and twirl about at the caprice of every occasional puff of wind which found its way into the apartment. In the cra nium of this hideous thing lay a quantity of ignited charcoal, which threw a fitful but vivid light over the entire scene ; while coffins and other wares appertain ing to the shop of an undertaker were piled high up around the room and against the windows, prevent ing any ray from escaping into the street. At sight of this extraordinary assembly and of their still more extraordinary paraphernalia, our two seamen did not conduct themselves with that degree of decorum which might have been expected. Legs, leaning against the wall near which he happened to be standing, dropped his lower jaw still lower than usual, and spread open his eyes to their fullest ex tent; while Hugh Tarpaulin, stooping down so as to bring his nose upon a level with the table, and spreading out a palm upon either knee, burst into a long, loud, and obstreperous roar of very ill-timed and immoderate laughter. "Without, however, taking offence at behavior so 216 KING PEST excessively rude, the tall president smiled very graciously upon the intruders nodded to them in a dignified manner with his head of sable plumes and, arising, took each by an arm and led him to a seat which some others of the company had placed in the meantime for his accommodation. Legs to all this offered not the slightest resistance, but sat down as he was directed; while the gallant Hugh, removing his coffin-tressel from its station near the head of the table to the vicinity of the little con sumptive lady in the winding-sheet, plumped down by her side in high glee, and, pouring out a skull of red wine, quaffed it to their better acquaintance. But at this presumption the stiff gentleman in the coffin seemed exceedingly nettled; and serious con sequences might have ensued had not the president, rapping upon the table with his truncheon, diverted the atention of all present to the following speech: 11 It becomes our duty upon the present happy occasion 1 1 Avast there!" interrupted Legs, looking very serious, "avast there a bit, I say, and tell us who the devil ye all are, and what business ye have here, rigged off like the foul fiends, and swilling the snug blue ruin stowed away for the winter by my honest shipmate, Will Wimble the undertaker!" At this unpardonable piece of ill-breeding, all the original company half started to their feet and uttered the same rapid succession of wild, fiendish shrieks which had before caught the attention of the seamen. The president, however, was the first to recover his 217 EDGAR ALLAN POE composure, and at length, turning to Legs with great dignity, recommenced : "Most willingly will we gratify any reasonable curiosity on the part of guests so illustrious, un bidden though they be. Know then that in these dominions I am monarch, and here rule with un divided empire under the title of King Pest the First/ "This apartment, which you no doubt profanely suppose to be the shop of Will Wimble the under taker, a man whom we know not, and whose plebeian appellation has never before this night thwarted our royal ears, this apartment, I say, is the dais-chamber of our palace, devoted to the . councils of our kingdom and to other sacred and lofty purposes. "The noble lady who sits opposite is Queen Pest, our Serene Consort. The other exalted personages whom you behold are all of our family, and wear the insignia of the blood royal under the respective titles of His Grace the Arch-Duke Pest-If erous, His Grace the Duke Pest-Ilential, His Grace the Duke Tern-Pest, and Her Serene Highness the Arch- Duchess Ana-Pest. "As regards," continued he, "your demand of the business upon which we sit here in council, we might be pardoned for replying that it concerns, and concerns ALONE, our own private and regal interest, and is in no manner important to any other than ourself. But in consideration of those rights to which as guests and strangers you may feel your- 218 KING PEST selves entitled, we will futhermore explain that we are here this night, prepared by deep research and accurate investigation, to examine, analyze, and thoroughly determine the indefinable spirit the incomprehensible qualities and nature of those inestimable treasures of the palate, the wines, ales, and liquors of this goodly metropolis; by so doing to advance not more our own designs than the true welfare of that unearthly sovereign whose reign is over us all, whose dominions are unlimited, and whose name is Death/ : " "Whose name is Davy Jones!" ejaculated Tarpaulin, helping the lady by his side to a skull of liquor, and pouring out a second for himself. " Profane varlet!" said the president, now turning his attention to the worthy Hugh, " profane and exe crable wretch! we have said, that in consideration of those rights which, even in thy filthy person, we feel no inclination to violate, we have condescended to make reply to thy rude and unreasonable inquiries. We nevertheless, for your unhallowed intrusion upon our councils, believe it our duty to mulct thee and thy companion in each a gallon of blackstrap, having im bibed which to the prosperity of our kingdom, at a single draught, and upon your bended knees, ye shall be forthwith free either to proceed upon your way or remain and be admitted to the privileges of our table, according to your respective and individual pleas ures." "It would be a matter of utter impossibility/ replied Legs, whom the assumptions and dignity of 219 EDGAR ALLAN POE King Pest the First had evidently inspired with some feelings of respect, and who arose and steadied him self by the table as he spoke, "it would, please your Majesty, be a matter of utter impossibility to stow away in my hold even one-fourth of that same liquor which your Majesty has just mentioned. To say nothing of the stuffs placed on board in the forenoon by way of ballast, and not to mention the various ales and liquors shipped this evening at various sea ports, I have, at present, a full cargo of humming stuff taken in and duly paid for at the sign of the Jolly Tar. You will therefore, please your Majesty, be so good as to take the will for the deed for by no manner of means either can I or will I swallow another drop least of all a drop of that villaiious bilge- water that answers to the name of black strap/ " "Belay that!" interrupted Tarpaulin, astonished not more at the length of his companion s speech than at the nature of his refusal, "Belay that you lubber! and I say, Legs, none of your palaver. MY hull is still light, although I confess you yourself se?rn to be a little top-heavy; and as far as the matter of your share of the cargo, why, rather than raise a squall I would find stowage-room for it myself, but " "This proceeding," interposed the president, "is by no means in accordance with the terms of the mulct or sentence, which is in its nature Median, and not to be altered or recalled. The conditions we have imposed must be fulfilled to the letter, and thaf 220 KING PEST without a moment s hesitation, in failure of which fulfilment we decree that you do here be tied neck and heels together and duly drowned as rebels in yon hogshead of October beer!" "A sentence! a sentence! a righteous and just sentence ! a glorious decree ! a most worthy and upright and holy condemnation!" shouted the Pest family all together. The King elevated his forehead into innumerable wrinkles; the gouty little old man puffed like a pair of bellows ; the lady of the winding-sheet waved her nose to and fro ; the gentle- man in the cotton drawers pricked up his ears; she of the shroud gasped like a dying fish ; and he of the coffin looked stiff and rolled up his eyes. "Ugh! ugh! ugh!" chuckled Tarpaulin, without heeding the general excitation, ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! I was say ing," said he, "I was saying when Mr. King Pest poked in his marlin-spike, that as for the matter of two or three gallons more or less of blackstrap, it was a trifle to a tight sea-boat like myself not over- stowed; but when it comes to drinking the health of the Devil ( whom God assoilzie !) and going down upon my marrow-bones to His ill-favored Majesty there, whom I know, as well as I know myself to be a sinner, to be nobody in the whole world but Tim Hurlygurly the stage player! why! it s quite an other guess sort of a thing, and utterly and alto gether past my comprehension." He was not allowed to finish this speech in tran- 21 EDGAR ALLAN POE quillity. At the name of Tim Hurlygurly the whole assembly leaped from their seats. "Treason!" shouted His Majesty King Pest the First. "Treason!" said the little man with the gout. "Treason!" screamed the Arch-Duchess Ana-Pest. "Treason!" muttered the gentleman with his jaws tied up. "Treason!" growled he of the coffin. "Treason! treason!" shrieked Her majesty of the mouth ; and, seizing by the hinder part of his breeches the unfortunate Tarpaulin, who had just commenced pouring out for himself a skull of liquor, she lifted him high into the air and let him fall without cere mony into the huge open puncheon of his beloved ale. Bobbing up and down for a few seconds, like an apple in a bowl of toddy, he at length finally dis appeared amid the whirlpool of foam which, in the already effervescent liquor, his struggles easily suc ceeded in creating. Not tamely, however, did the tall seaman behold the discomfiture of his companion. Jostling King Pest through the open trap, the valiant Legs slammed the door down upon him with an oath and strode toward the center of the room. Here, tearing down the skeleton which swung over the table, he laid it about him with so much energy and good-will that, as the last glimpses of light died away within the apartment, he succeeded in knocking out the brains of the little gentleman with the gout. Rushing then with all his force against the fatal hogshead full of 222 KING PEST October ale and Hugh Tarpaulin he rolled it over and over in an instant. Out poured a deluge of liquor so fierce so impetuous so overwhelming that the room was flooded from wall to wall; the loaded table was overturned, the tressels were thrown upon their backs, the tub of punch into the fireplace, and the ladies into hysterics. Piles of death-furniture floundered about. Jugs, pitchers, and carboys mingled promiscuously in the melee, and wicker flagons encountered desperately with bottles of junk. The man with the horrors was drowned upon the spot, the little stiff gentleman floated off in his coffin, and the victorious Legs, seizing by the waist the fat lady in the shroud, rushed out with her into the street and made a bee-line for the Free and Easy, followed under easy sail by the redoubtable Hugh Tarpaulin, who, having sneezed three or four times, panted and puffed after him with the Arch-Duchess Ana-Pest. 223 METZENGERSTEIN Pestis eram vivus moriens tua mors ero. MARTIN LUTHER. H ORROB and fatality have been stalking abroad in all ages. Why then give a date to the story I have to tell? Let it suffice to say that at the period of which I speak there existed, in the interior of Hungary, a settled although hidden be lief in the doctrines of the Metempsychosis. Of the doctrines themselves, that is, of their falsity or of their probability, I say nothing. I assert, however, that much of our incredulity (as La Bruyere says of all our unhappiness), li ment de ne pouvoir etre seuls." * But there were some points in the Hungarian superstition which were fast verging to absurdity. They the Hungarians differed very essentially from their Eastern authorities. For example: "The soul," said the former (I give the words of an acute and intelligent Parisian), "ne demeure qu une seule fois dans un corps sensible: an reste un cheval, un * Mercier, in L An deux mille qiiatre cents qua ran te, seri ously maintains the doctrines of the Metempsychosis, and J. D Israeli says that "no system is so simple and so little repugnant to the understanding." Colonel Ethan Allen, the " Green Mountain Boy," is also said to have been a serious metempsychosist. 224 Vol. t METZENGERSTEIN chien, un homme meme, n est que la ressemUance peu tangible de ces animaux." The families of Berlifitzing and Metzengerstein had been at variance for centuries. Never before were two houses so illustrious mutually embittered by hostility so deadly. The origin of this enmity seems to be found in the words of an ancient prophecy: "A lofty name shall have a fearful fall when, as the rider over his horse, the mortality of Metzengerstein shall triumph over the immortality of Berlifitzing." To be sure the words themselves had little or no meaning. But more trivial causes have given rise and that no long while ago to consequences equally eventful. Besides, the estates, which were contig uous, had long exercised a rival influence in the af fairs of a busy government. Moreover, near neigh bors are seldom friends; and the inhabitants of the Castle Berlifitzing might look from their lofty buttresses into the very windows of the Palace Metzengerstein. Least of all had the more than feudal magnificence, thus discovered, a tendency to allay the irritable feelings of the less ancient and less wealthy Berlifitzings. What wonder, then, that the words, however silly, of that prediction, should have succeeded in setting and keeping at variance two families already predisposed to quarrel by every instigation of hereditary jealousy? The prophecy seemed to imply, if it implied anything, a final tri umph on the part of the already more powerful house ; and was, of course, remembered with the more fitter animosity by the weaker and less influential. II5 225 EDGAR ALLAN POE Wilhelm, Count Berlifitzing, although loftily de scended, was, at the epoch of this narrative an in firm and doting old man, remarkable for nothing but an inordinate and inveterate personal antipathy to the family of his rival, and so passionate a love of horses and of hunting that neither bodily infirmity, great age, nor mental incapacity prevented his daily participation in the dangers of the chase. Frederick, Baron Metzengerstein, was, on the other hand, not yet of age. His father, the Minister G , died young. His mother, the Lady Mary, followed him quickly. Frederick was at that time in his eighteenth year. In a city eighteen years are no long period; but in a wilderness, in so magnificent a wilderness as that old principality, the pendulum vibrates with a deeper meaning. From some peculiar circumstances attending the administration of his father, the young Baron, at the decease of the former, entered immediately upon his vast possessions. Such estates were seldom held be fore by a nobleman of Hungary. His castles were without number. The chief in point of splendor and extent was the Palace Metzengerstein. The boundary line of his dominions was never clearly defined; but his principal park embraced a circuit of fifty miles. Upon the succession of a proprietor so young, with a character so well known, to a fortune so un paralleled, little speculation was afloat in regard to his probable course of conduct. And, indeed, for the space of three days the behavior of the heir out- Heroded Herod, and fairly surpassed the expecta- 226 METZENGERSTEIN tions of his most enthusiastic admirers. Shameful debaucheries, flagrant treacheries, unheard-of atroci ties, gave his trembling vassals quickly to understand that no servile submission on their part no punctilios of conscience on his own were thence forward to prove any security against the remorse less fangs of a petty Caligula. On the night of the fourth day the stables of the Castle Berlifitzing were discovered to be on fire; and the unanimous opinipn of the neighborhood added the crime of the incendiary to the already hideous list of the Baron s misde meanors and enormities. But during the tumult occasioned by this oc currence the young nobleman himself sat apparently buried in meditation, in a vast and desolate upper apartment of the family palace of Metzengerstein. The rich although faded tapestry hangings which swung gloomily upon the walls represented the shadowy and majestic forms of a thousand illustrious ancestors. HERE, rich-ermined priests and pontifical dignitaries, familiarly seated with the autocrat and the sovereign, put a veto on the wishes of a temporal king or restrained with the fiat of papal supremacy the rebellious sceptre of the arch-enemy. THERE the dark, tall statures of the Princes Metzengerstein, their muscular war-coursers plunging over the car casses of fallen foes, startled the steadiest nerves with their vigorous expression; and HERE, again, the voluptuous and swan-like figures of the dames of days gone by floated away in the mazes of an unreal dance to the strains of imaginary melody. 227 EDGAR ALLAN POE But as the Baron listened, or affected to listen, to the gradually increasing uproar in the stables of Berlifitzing, or perhaps pondered upon some more novel, some more decided act of audacity, his eyes were turned unwittingly to the figure of an enormous and unnaturally colored horse, represented in the tapestry as belonging to a Saracen ancestor of the family of his rival. The horse itself, in the fore ground of the design, stood motionless and statue- like, while farther back its discomfited rider perished by the dagger of a Metzengerstein. On Frederick s lip arose a fiendish expression, as he became aware of the direction which his glance had, without his consciousness, assumed. Yet he did not remove it. On the contrary, he could by no means account for the overwhelming anxiety which appeared falling like a pall upon his senses. It was with difficulty that he reconciled his dreamy and incoherent feelings with the certainty of being awake. The longer he gazed, the more absorbing became the spell, the more impossible did it appear that he could ever withdraw his glance from the fascination of that tapestry. But the tumult without, becoming suddenly more violent, with a compulsory exertion he diverted his attention to the glare of ruddy light thrown full by the flaming stables upon the windows of the apartment. The action, however, was but momentary; his gaze returned mechanically to the wall. To his ex treme horror and astonishment the head of the gigantic steed had, in the meantime, altered its 228 METZENGERSTEIN position. The neck of the animal, before arched, as if in compassion, over the prostrate body of its lord, was now extended, at full length, in the direction of the Baron. The eyes, before invisible, now wore an energetic and human expression, while they gleamed with a fiery and unusual red; and the distended lips of the apparently enraged horse left in full view his sepulchral and disgusting teeth. Stupefied with terror the young nobleman tottered to the door. As he threw it open a flash of red light, streaming far into the chamber, flung his shadow with a clear outline against the quivering tapestry; and he shuddered to perceive that shadow as he staggered awhile upon the threshold assuming the exact position, and precisely filling up the contour, of the relentless and triumphant murder of the Saracen Berlifitzing. To lighten the depression of his spirits the Baron hurried into the open air. At the principal gate of the palace he encountered three equerries. With much difficulty, and at the imminent peril of their lives, they were restraining the convulsive plunges of a gigantic and fiery-colored horse. "Whose horse? Where did you get him?" de manded the youth, in a querulous and husky tone, as he became instantly aware that the mysterious steed in the tapestried chamber was the very counterpart of the furious animal before his eyes. "He is your own property, sire/ replied one of the equerries, "at least he is claimed by no other owner. We caught him flying, all smoking and foam- 22Q EDGAR ALLAN POE ing with rage, from the burning stables of the Castle Berlifitzing. Supposing him to have belonged to the old Count s stud of foreign horses, we led him back as an estray. But the grooms there disclaim any title to the creature; which is strange, since he bears evident marks of having made a narrow escape from the flames." "The letters W. V. B. are also branded very distinctly on his forehead, " interrupted a second equerry; "I supposed them, of course, to be the ini tials of William Von Berlifitzing but all at the castle are positive in denying any knowledge of the horse." "Extremely singular! " said the young Baron, Owith a musing air, and apparently unconscious of the meaning of his words. "He is, as you say, a remark able horse, a prodigious horse! although, as you very justly observe, of a suspicious and untractable charac ter; let him be mine, however," he added, after a pause, "perhaps a rider like Frederick of Metzenger- stein may tame even the devil from the stables of Berlifitzing." * You are mistaken, my lord ; the horse, as I think we mentioned, is NOT from the stables of the Count. If such had been the case, we know our duty better than to bring him into the presence of a noble of your family. "True! " observed the Baron, drily; and at that instant a page of the bedchamber came from the pal ace with a heightened color and a precipitate step. He whispered into his master s ear an account of the 230 METZENGERSTEIN sudden disappearance of a small portion of the tap estry in an apartment which he designated, entering, at the same time, into particulars of a minute and circumstantial character; but from the low tone of voice in which these latter were communicated noth ing escaped to gratify the excited curiosity of the equerries. The young Frederick, during the conference, seemed agitated by a variety of emotions. He soon, however, recovered his composure, and an expression of determined malignancy settled upon his counte nance as he gave peremptory orders that the apart ment in question should be immediately locked up and the key placed in his own possession. "Have you heard of the unhappy death of the old hunter, Berlifitzing? " said one of his vassals to the Baron, as, after the departure of the page, the huge steed which that nobleman had adopted as his own plunged and curveted with redoubled fury down the long avenue which extended from the palace to the stables of Metzengerstein. "No! " said the Baron, turning abruptly toward the speaker; " dead! say you? " "It is indeed true, my lord; and, to the noble of your name, will be, I imagine, no unwelcome intelli gence." A rapid smile shot over the countenance of this lis tener. "How died he?" "In his rash exertions to rescue a favorite portion of the hunting stud, he has himself perished miserably in the flames. 231 EDGAR ALLAN POE "I__ n __d e e d !" ejaculated the Baron, as if slowly and deliberately impressed with the truth of some exciting idea. "Indeed," repeated the vassal. "Shocking!" said the youth, calmly, and turned quietly into the palace. From this date a marked alteration took place in the outward demeanor of the dissolute young Baron Frederick Von Metzengerstein. Indeed, his behavior disappointed every expectation and proved little in accordance with the views of many a manoauvring mamma; while his habits and manner still less than formerly offered anything congenial with those of the neighboring aristocracy. He was never to be seen beyond the limits of his own domain, and, in his wide and social world, was utterly companionless, unless, indeed, that unnatural, impetuous, and fiery- colored horse which he henceforward continually bestrode had any mysterious right to the title of his friend. Numerous invitations on the part of the neigbor- hood for a long time, however, periodically came in. "Will the Baron honor our festivals with his pres ence? ""Will the Baron join us in a hunting of the boar? " "Metzengerstein does not hunt," "Metzengerstein will not attend," were the haughty and laconic answers. These repeated insults were not to be endured by an imperious nobility. Such invitations became less cordial, less frequent; in time they ceased altogether. The widow of the unfortunate Count Berlifitzing was 232 METZENGERSTEIN even heard to express a hope "that the Baron might be at home when he did not wish to be at home, since he disdained the company of his equals ; and ride when he did not wish to ride, since he preferred the society of a horse." This, to be sure, was a very silly ex plosion of hereditary pique; and merely proved how singularly unmeaning our sayings are apt to become, when we desire to be unusually energetic. The charitable, nevertheless, attributed the altera tion in the conduct of the young nobleman to the natural sorrow of a son for the untimely loss of his parents, forgetting, however, his atrocious and reck less behavior during the short period immediately succeeding that bereavement. Some there were, in deed, who suggested a too haughty idea of self- consequence and dignity. Others again (among whom may be mentioned the family physician), did not hesitate in speaking of morbid melancholy and hered itary ill-health ; while dark hints of a more equivocal nature were current among the multitude. Indeed, the Baron s perverse attachment to his lately acquired charger an attachment which seemed to attain new strength from every fresh ex ample of the animal s ferocious and demon-like propensities at length became, in the eyes of all reasonable men, a hideous and unnatural fervor. In the glare of noon, at the dead hour of night, in sickness or in health, in calm or in tempest, the young Metzengerstein seemed riveted to the saddle of that colossal horse, whose intractable audacities so well accorded with his own spirit. EDGAR ALLAN POE There were circumstances, moreover, which, coupled with late events, gave an unearthly and portentous character to the mania of the rider and to the capabilities of the steed. The space passed over in a single leap had been accurately measured and was found to exceed, by an astounding difference, the wildest expectations of the most imaginative. The Baron, besides, had no particular NAME for the animal, although all the rest in his collection were distin guished by characteristic appellations. His stable, too, was appointed at a distance from the rest; and with regard to grooming and other necessary offices, none but the owner in person had ventured to officiate or even to enter the enclosure of that horse s partic ular stall. It was also to be observed that, although the three grooms who had caught the steed as he fled from the conflagration at Berlifitzing had succeeded in arresting his course by means of a chain-bridle and noose, yet not one of the three could with any cer tainty affirm that he had, during the dangerous strug gle or at any period thereafter, actually placed his hand upon the body of the beast. Instances of pecu liar intelligence in the demeanor of a noble and high- spirited horse are not to be supposed capable of excit ing unreasonable attention, but there were certain circumstances which intruded themselves perforce upon the most sceptical and phlegmatic; and it is said there were times when the animal caused the gaping crowd who stood around to recoil in horror from the deep and impressive meaning of his terrible stamp times when the young Metzengerstein turned 234 METZENGERSTEIN pale and shrunk away from the rapid and searching expression of his human-looking eye. Among all the retinue of the Baron, however, none were found to doubt the ardor of that extraordinary affection which existed on the part of the young noble man for the fiery qualities of his horse ; at least, none but an insignificant and misshapen little page, whose deformities were in everybody s way, and whose opin ions were of the least possible importance. He (if his ideas were worth mentioning at all) had the effrontery to assert that his master never vaulted into the saddle without an unaccountable and almost imperceptible shudder; and that, upon his return from every long- continued and habitual ride an expression of tri umphant malignity distorted every muscle in his countenance. One tempestuous night, Metzengerstein, awaking from a heavy slumber, descended like a maniac from his chamber, and, mounting in hot haste, bounded away into the mazes of the forest. An occurrence so common attracted no particular attention, but his re turn was looked for with intense anxiety on the part of his domestics, when, after some hours absence, the stupendous and magnificent battlements of the Palace Metzengerstein were discovered crackling and rocking to their very foundation under the influence of a dense and livid mass of ungovernable fire. As the flames, when first seen, had already made so terrible a progress that all efforts to save any portion of the building were evidently futile, the astonished neighborhood stood idly around in silent if not pa- EDGAR ALLAN POE thetic wonder. But a new and fearful object soon riveted the attention of the multitude, and proved how much more intense is the excitement wrought in the feelings of a crowd by the contemplation of hu man agony than that brought about by the most ap palling spectacles of inanimate matter. Upon the long avenue of aged oaks which led from the forest to the main entrance of the Palace Met- zengerstein, a steed, bearing an unbonneted and disordered rider, was seen leaping with an impetuosity which outstripped the very Demon of the Tempest. The career of the horseman was indisputably, on his own part, uncontrollable. The agony of his counte nance, the convulsive struggle of his frame, gave evi dence of superhuman exertion: but no sound save a solitary shriek escaped from his lacerated lips, which were bitten through and through in the intensity of terror. One instant and the clattering of hoofs re sounded sharply and shrilly above the roaring of the flames and the shrieking of the winds; another, and, clearing at a single plunge the gateway and the moat, the steed bounded far up the tottering staircases of the palace, and with its rider disappeared amid the whirl wind of chaotic fire. The fury of the tempest immediately died away and a dead calm sullenly succeeded. A white flame still enveloped the building like a shroud, and, stream ing far away into the quiet atmosphere, shot forth a glare of preternatural light; while a cloud of smoke settled heavily over the battlements in the distinct colossal figure of A HORSE. WILLIAM WILSON What say of it? What say of CONSCIENCE grim, That sceptre in my path? CHAMBERLAIN s Pharronida. ET me call myself, for the present, William Wilson. The fair page now lying be- . fore me need not be sullied with my real appellation. This has been already too much an object for the scorn, for the horror of the detestation, of my race. To the utter most regions of the globe have not the indignant winds bruited its unparalleled infamy? Oh, outcast of all outcasts most abandoned! to the earth art thou not forever dead ? to its honors, to its flowers, to its golden aspirations? and a cloud, dense, dismal, and limit less, does it not hang eternally between thy hopes and heaven? I would not, it I could, here or to-day, embody a record of my later years of unspeakable misery, and unpardonable crime. This epoch, these later years, took unto themselves a sudden elevation in turpitude, whose origin alone it is my present purpose to assign. Men usually grow base by degrees. From me, in an instant, all virtue dropped bodily, as a mantle. From 237 EDGAR ALLAN POE comparatively trival wickedness I passed, with the stride of a giant, into more than the enormities of an Elah-Gabalus. What chance, what one event, brought this evil thing to pass, bear with me while I relate. Death approaches; and the shadow which foreruns him has thrown a softening influence over my spirit. I long, in passing through the dim valley, for the sympathy I had nearly said for the pity of my fellow-men. I would fain have them believe that I have been, in some measure, the slave of circum stances beyond human control. I would wish them to seek out for me, in the details I am about to give, some little oasis of FATALITY amid a wilderness of error. I would have them allow what they cannot refrain from allowing that, although temptation may have erewhile existed as great, man was never THUS, at least, tempted before, certainly, never THUS fell. And is it therefore that he has never thus suf fered? Have I not, indeed, been living in a dream? And am I not now dying a victim to the horror and the mystery of the wildest of all sublunary visions? I am the descendant of a race whose imaginative and easily excitable temperament has at all times rendered them remarkable; and, in my earliest in fancy, I gave evidence of having fully inherited the family character. As I advanced in years it was more strongly developed; becoming, for many reasons, a cause of serious disquietude to my friends, and of positive injury to myself. I grew self-willed, addicted to the wildest caprices, and a prey to the most un governable passions. Weak-minded and beset with 238 WILLIAM WILSON constitutional infirmities akin to my own, my parents could do but little to check the evil propensities which distinguished me. Some feeble and ill-directed efforts resulted in complete failure on their part, and, of course, in total triumph on mine. Thenceforward my voice was a household law; and at an age when few children have abandoned their leading-strings, I was left to the guidance of my own will, and be came, in all but my name, the master of my own actions. My earliest recollections of a school-life are con nected with a large, rambling, Elizabethan house in a misty-looking village of England, where were a vast number of gigantic and gnarled trees, and where all the houses were excessively ancient. In truth, it was a dream-like and spirit-soothing place, that venerable old town. At this moment, in fancy, I feel the re freshing chilliness of its deeply-shadowed avenues, inhale the fragrance of its thousand shrubberies, and thrill anew with undefinable delight at the deep hollow note of the church-bell, breaking, each hour, with sullen and sudden roar, upon the stillness of the dusky atmosphere in which the fretted Gothic steeple lay imbedded and asleep. It gives me, perhaps, as much of pleasure as I can now in any manner experience, to dwell upon minute recollections of the school and its concerns. Steeped in misery as I am misery, alas! only too real I shall be pardoned for seeking relief, however slight and temporary, in the weakness of a few rambling details. These, moreover, utterly trivial, and even 239 EDGAR ALLAN POE ridiculous in themselves, assume, to my fancy, ad ventitious importance, as connected with a period and a locality when and where I recognize the first ambiguous monitions of the destiny which afterward so fully overshadowed me. Let me then remember. The house, I have said, was old and irregular. The grounds were extensive, and a high and solid brick wall, topped with a bed of mortar and broken glass, encompassed the whole. This prison-like rampart formed the limit of our domain; beyond it we saw but thrice a week: once every Saturday afternoon, when, attended by two ushers, we were permitted to take brief walks in a body through some of the neigh boring fields, and twice during Sunday, when we were paraded in the same formal manner to the morning and evening service in the one church of the village. Of this church the principal of our school was pastor. With how deep a spirit of wonder and perplexity was I wont to regard him from our remote pew in the gal lery, as, with step solemn and slow, he ascended the pulpit! This reverend man, with countenance so de murely benign, with robes so glossy and so clerically flowing, with wig so minutely powdered, so rigid and so vast, could this be he who, of late, with sour visage, and in snuffy habiliments, administered, ferule in hand, the Draconian Laws of the academy? Oh, gigantic paradox, too utterly monstrous for solution! At an angle of the ponderous wall frowned a more ponderous gate. It was riveted and studded with iron bolts, and surmounted with jagged iron spikes. What impressions of deep awe did it inspire! It was never 240 WILLIAM WILSON opened save for the three periodical egressions and ingressions already mentioned; then, in every creak of its mighty hinges, we found a plentitude of mystery, a world of matter for solemn remark, or for more solemn meditation. The extensive enclosure was irregular in form, hav ing many capacious recesses. Of these, three or four of the largest constituted the play-ground. It was level, and covered with fine hard gravel. I well re member it had no trees, nor benches, nor anything similar within it. Of course, it was in the rear of the house. In front lay a small parterre, planted with box and other shrubs ; but through this sacred division we passed only upon rare occasions indeed, such as a first advent to school or final departure thence, or, perhaps, when a parent or friend having called for us, we joyfully took our way home for the Christmas or Midsummer holidays. But the house! how quaint an old building was this ! to me how veritably a palace of enchantment ! There was really no end to its windings, to its in comprehensible subdivisions. It was difficult, at any given time, to say with certainty upon which of its two stories one happened to be. From each room to every other there were sure to be found three or four steps either in ascent or descent. Then the lateral branches were innumerable, inconceivable, and so returning in upon themselves that our most exact ideas in regard to the whole mansion were not very far different from those with which we pondered upon infinity. During the five years of my residence here I 16 241 EDGAR ALLAN POE I was never able to ascertain with precision in what remote locality lay the little sleeping apartment assigned to myself and some eighteen or twenty other scholars. The school -room was the largest in the house I could not help thinking, in the world. It was very long, narrow, and dismally low, with pointed Gothic windows and a ceiling of oak. In a remote and terror- inspiring angle was a square enclosure of eight or ten feet, comprising the sanctum, " during hours/ of our principal, the Reverend Dr. Bransby. It was a solid structure, with massy door, sooner than open which in the absence of the "Dominie," we would all have willingly perished by the peine forte et dure. In other angles were two other similar boxes, far less reverenced, indeed, but still greatly matters of awe. One of these was the pulpit of the "classical" usher, one of the "English and mathematical." Inter spersed about the room, crossing and recrossing in endless irregularity, were innumerable benches and desks, black, ancient, and time-worn, piled desper ately with much bethumbed books, and so beseamed with initial letters, names at full length, grotesque figures, and other multiplied efforts of the knife, as to have entirely lost what little of original form might have been their portion in days long departed. A huge bucket with water stood at one extremity of the room, and a clock of stupendous dimensions at the other. Encompassed by the massy walls of this venerable academy, I passed, yet not in tedium of disgust, the 242 WILLIAM WILSON years of the third lustrum of my life. The teeming brain of childhood requires no external world of incident to occupy or amuse it; and the apparently dismal monotony of a school was replete with more intense excitement than my riper youth has derived from luxury, or my full manhood from crime. Yet I must believe that my first mental development had in it much of the uncommon, even much of the outre. Upon mankind at large the events of every early existence rarely leave in mature age any definite im pression. All is gray shadow, a weak and irregular remembrance, an indistinct regathering of feeble pleasures and phantasmagoric pains. With me this is not so. In childhood, I must have felt with the energy of a man what I now find stamped upon memory in lines as vivid, as deep, and as durable as the exergues of the Carthaginian medals. Yet in fact in the fact of the world s view how little was there to remember! The morning s awakening, the nightly summons to bed ; the connings, the recitations; the periodical half -holidays and per ambulations; the play-ground, with its broils, its pastimes, its intrigues, these, by a mental sorcery long forgotten, were made to involve a wilderness of sensation, a world of rich incident, an universe of varied emotion, of excitement the most passionate and spirit-stirring. "0/t, le "bon temps, que ce siecle de fer! " In truth, the ardor, the enthusiasm, and imperious- ness of my disposition soon rendered me a marked character among my schoolmates, and by slow but natural gradations gave me an ascendency over all 243 EDGAR ALLAN POE not greatly older than myself; over all, with a single exception. This exception was found in the person of a scholar, who, although no relation, bore the same Christian and surname as myself, a circumstance, in fact, little remarkable; for, notwithstanding a noble descent, mine was one of those every-day appellations which seem, by prescriptive right, to have been, time out of mind, the common property of the mob. In this narrative I have therefore designated myself as William Wilson, a fictitious title not very dissimilar to the real. My namesake alone, of those who in school phraseology constituted "our set/ presumed to compete with me in the studies of the class, in the sports and broils of the play-ground ; to refuse implicit belief in my assertions, and submission to my will; indeed, to interfere with my arbitrary dictation in any respect whatsoever. If there is on earth a su preme and unqualified despotism, it is the despotism of a master-mind in boyhood over the less energetic spirits of its companions. Wilson s rebellion was to me a source of the great est embarrassment; the more so as, in spite of the bravado with which in public I made a point of \treating him and his pretensions, I secretly felt that I feared him, and could not help thinking the equality which he maintained so easily with myself a proof of his true superiority ; since not to be overcome cost me a perpetual struggle. Yet this superiority, even this equality, was in truth acknowledged by no one but myself; our associates, by some unaccountable blindness, seemed not even to suspect it. Indeed, his 244 WILLIAM WILSON competition, his resistance, and especially his imper tinent and dogged interference with my purposes, were not more pointed than private. He appeared to be destitute alike of the ambition which urged, and of the passionate energy of mind which enabled, me to excel. In his rivalry he might have been supposed actuated solely by a whimsical desire to thwart, astonish, or mortify myself ; although there were times when I could not help observing, with a feeling made up of wonder, abasement, and pique, that he mingled with his injuries, his insults, or his contradictions, a certain most inappropriate, and assuredly most un welcome AFFECTIONATENESS of manner. I could only conceive this singular behavior to arise from a con summate self-conceit assuming the vulgar airs of patronage and protection. Perhaps it was this latter trait in Wilson s conduct, conjoined with our identity of name, and the mere accident of our having entered the school upon the same day, which set afloat the notion that we were brothers, among the senior classes of the academy. These do not usually inquire with much strictness into the affairs of their juniors. I have before said, or should have said, that Wilson was not, in a most remote degree, connected with my family. But as suredly if we HAD been brothers we must have been twins; for, after leaving Dr. Bransby s, I casually learned that my namesake was born on the nineteenth of January, 1813, and this is a somewhat remarkable coincidence j for the day is precisely that of my own nativity. 245 EDGAR ALLAN POE It may seem strange that, in spite of the continual anxiety occasioned me by the rivalry of Wilson, and tiis intolerable spirit of contradiction, I could not bring myself to hate him altogether. We had, to be sure, nearly every day a quarrel in which, yielding me publicly the palm of victory, he, in some manner, contrived to make me feel that it was he who had deserved it; yet a sense of pride on my part, and a veritable dignity on his own, kept us always upon what are called "speaking terms, " while there were many points of strong congeniality in our tempers, operating to awake in me a sentiment which our posi tion alone, perhaps, prevented from ripening into friendship. It is difficult, indeed, to define, or even to describe, my real feelings towards him. They formed a motley and heterogeneous admixture : some petulant animosity, which was not yet hatred, some esteem, more respect, much fear, with a world of un easy curiosity. To the moralist it will be necessary to say, in addition, that Wilson and myself were the most inseparable of companions. It was no doubt the anomalous state of affairs ex isting between us which turned all my attacks upon him (and there were many, either open or covert) into the channel of banter or practical joke (giving pain while assuming the aspect of mere fun) rather than into a more serious and determined hostility. But my endeavors on this head were by no means uniformly successful, even when my plans were the most wittily concocted; for my namesake had much about him, in character, of that unassuming and quiet 246 WILLIAM WILSON austerity which, while enjoying the poignancy of its own jokes, has no heel of Achilles in itself, and abso lutely refuses to be laughed at. I could find, indeed, but one vulnerable point, and that, lying in a personal peculiarity, arising, perhaps, from constitutional disease, would have been spared by any antagonist less at his wit s end than myself: my rival had a weakness in the faucial or guttural organs, which precluded him from raising his voice at any time ABOVE A VERY LOW WHISPER. Of this defect I did not fail to take what poor advantage lay in my power. Wilson s retaliations in kind were many; and there was one form of his practical wit that disturbed me beyond measure. How his sagacity first discovered at all that so petty a thing would vex me, is a question I never could solve ; but having discovered, he habitu ally practised the annoyance. I had always felt aversion to my uncourtly patronymic, and its very common, if not plebian praenomen. The words were venom in my ears ; and when, upon the day of my arrival, a second William Wilson came also to the academy, I felt angry with him for bearing the name, and doubly disgusted with the name, because a stranger bore it, who would be the cause of its two fold repetition, who would be constantly in my pres ence, and whose concerns, in the ordinary routine of the school business, must inevitably, on account of the detestable coincidence, be often confounded with my own. The feeling of vexation thus engendered grew stronger with every circumstance tending to show 247 Jl EDGAR ALLAN POE resemblance, moral or physical, between my rival and myself. I had not then discovered the remarkable fact that we were of the same age ; but I saw that we were of the same height, and I perceived that we were even singularly alike in general contour of person and outline of feature. I was galled, too, by the rumor touching a relationship which had grown current in the upper forms. In a word, nothing could more seriously disturb me (although I scrupulously con cealed such disturbance) than any allusion to a simi larity of mind, person, or condition existing between us. But, in truth, I had no reason to believe that (with the exception of the matter of relationship, and in the case of Wilson himself) this similarity had ever been made a subject of comment, or even ob served at all by our schoolfellows. That HE observed it in all its bearings, and as fixedly as I, was apparent ; but that he could discover in such circumstances so fruitful a field of annoyance can only be attributed, as I said before, to his more than ordinary penetra^ tion. His cue, which was to perfect an imitation of my self, lay both in words and in actions; and most admirably did he play his part. My dress it was an easy matter to copy; my gait and general manner were, without difficulty, appropriated; in spite of his constitutional defect, even my voice did not escape him. My louder tones were, of course, unattempted, but then the key, it was identical ; and his singular whisper, it grew the very echo of my own. 248 WILLIAM WILSON How greatly this most exquisite portraiture harassed me (for it could not justly be termed a caricature), I will not now venture to describe. I had but one consolation : in the fact that the imita tion, apparently, was noticed by myself alone, and that I had to endure only the knowing and strangely sarcastic smiles of my namesake himself. Satisfied with having produced in my bosom the intended effect, he seemed to chuckle in secret over the sting he had inflicted, and was characteristically disregard- ful of the public applause which the success of his witty endeavors might have so easily elicited. That the school, indeed, did not feel his design, perceive its accomplishment, and participate in his sneer, was, for many anxious months, a riddle I could not resolve Perhaps the GRADATION of his copy rendered it not readily perceptible; or, more possibly, I owed my security to the masterly air of the copyist, who, disdaining the letter (which in a painting is all the obtuse can see), gave but the full spirit of his original for my individual contemplation and chagrin. I have already more than once spoken of the dis gusting air of patronage which he assumed toward me, and of his frequent officious interference with my will. This interference often took the ungracious character of advice; advice not openly given, but hinted or insinuated. I received it with a repugnance which gained strength as I grew in years. Yet, at this distant day, let me do him the simple justice to acknowledge that I can recall no occasion when the suggestions of my rival were on the side of those 249 EDGAR ALLAN POE errors or follies so usual to his immature age and seeming inexperience; that his moral sense, at least, if not his general talents and worldly wisdom, was far keener than my own; and that I might to-day have been a better and thus a happier man, had I less fre quently rejected the counsels embodied in those mean ing whispers which I then but too cordially hated and too bitterly despised. As it was, I at length grew restive in the extreme under his distasteful supervision, and daily resented more and more openly what I considered his intoler able arrogance. I have said that, in the first years of our connection as schoolmates, my feelings in regard to him might have been easily ripened into friendship ; but, in the latter months of my residence at the academy, although the intrusion of his ordinary manner had, beyond doubt, in some measure, abated, my sentiments, in nearly similar proportion, partook very much of positive hatred. Upon one occasion he saw this, I think, and afterward avoided, or made a show of avoiding, me. It was about the same period, if I remember aright, that, in an altercation of violence with him, in which he was more than usually thrown off his guard, and spoke and acted with an openness of demeanor rather foreign to his nature, I discovered, or fancied I discovered, in his accent, in his air, and general appearance, a something which first startled and then deeply interested me, by bringing to mind dim visions of my earliest infancy wild, confused, and thronging memories of a time when memory her- 250 WILLIAM WILSON self was yet unborn. I cannot better describe the sensation which oppressed me than by saying that I could with difficulty shake off the belief of my having been acquainted with the being who stood before me at some epoch very long ago, some point of the past even infinitely remote. The delusion, however, faded rapidly as it came; and I mention it at all but to define the day of the last conversation I there held with my singular namesake. The huge old house, with its countless subdi visions, had several large chambers coimTQimicating with each other, where slept the greater number of the students. There were, however (as must neces sarily happen in a building so awkwardly planned), many little nooks or recesses, the odds and ends of the structure ; and these the economic ingenuity of Dr. Bransby had also fitted up as dormitories; although, being the merest closets, they were capable of accom modating but a single individual. One of these small apartments was occupied by Wilson. One night, about the close of my fifth year at the school, and immediately after the altercation just mentioned, finding every one wrapped in sleep, I arose from bed, and, lamp in hand, stole, through a wilder ness of narrow passages, from my own bedroom to that of my rival. I had long been plotting one of those ill-natured pieces of practical wit at his ex pense in which I had hitherto been so uniformly un successful. It was my intention, now, to put my scheme in operation and I resolved to make him feel the whole extent of the malice with which I was 251 EDGAR ALLAN POE imbued. Having reached his closet, I noiselessly entered, leaving the lamp, with a shade over it, on the outside. I advanced a step and listened to the sound of his tranquil breathing. Assured of his be ing asleep, I returned, took the light, and with it again approached the bed. Close curtains were around it, which, in the prosecution of my plan, I slowly and quietly withdrew, when the bright rays fell vividly upon the sleeper, and my eyes at the same moment upon his countenance. I looked; and a numbness, an iciness of feeling, instantly pervaded my frame. My breast heaved, my knees tottered, my whole spirit became possessed with an objectless yet intolerable horror. Gasping for breath, I lowered the lamp in still nearer proximity to the face. Were these, THESE the lineaments of William Wilson? I saw, in deed, that they were his, but I shook as if with a fit of the ague in fancying they were not. What WAS there about them to confound me in this manner? 1 gazed, while my brain reeled with a multitude of incoherent thoughts. Not thus he appeared as suredly not THUS in the vivacity of his waking hours. The same name ! the same contour of person ! the same day of arrival at the academy ! And then his clogged and meaningless imitation of my gait, my voice, my habits, and my manner! Was it, in truth, within the bounds of human possibility, THAT WHAT I NOW SAW was the result, merely, of the habitual prac tice of this sarcastic imitation? Awe-stricken, and with a creeping shudder, I extinguished the lamp, passed silently from the chamber, and left at once 252 WI LLI AM WILSON the halls of that old academy, never to enter them again. After a lapse of some months, spent at home in mere idleness, I found myself a student at Eton. The brief interval had been sufficient to enfeeble my re membrance of the events at Dr. Bransby s, or at least to effect a material change in the nature of the feelings with which I remembered them. The truth, the tragedy, of the drama was no more. I could now find room to doubt the evidence of my senses; and seldom called up the subject at all but with wonder at the extent of human credulity, and a smile at the vivid force of the imagination which I hereditarily possessed. Neither was this species of scepticism likely to be diminished by the character of the life I led at Eton. The vortex of thoughtless folly into which I there so immediately and so recklessly plunged, washed away all but the froth of my past hours, engulfed at once every solid or serious im pression, and left to memory only the veriest levities of a former existence. I do not wish, however, to trace the course of my miserable profligacy here a profligacy which set at defiance the laws, while it eluded the vigilance, of the institution. Three years of folly, passed without profit, had but given me rooted habits of vice, and added, in a somewhat unusual degree, to my bodily stature, when, after a week of soulless dissipation, I invited a small party of the most dissolute students to a secret carousal in my chambers. We met at a late hour of the night; for our debaucheries were to be faithfully 253 EDGAR ALLAN POE protracted until morning. The wine flowed freely, and there were not wanting other and perhaps more dangerous seductions; so that the gray dawn had already faintly appeared in the east while our delir ious extravagance was at its height. Madly flushed with cards and intoxication, I was in the act of insist ing upon a toast of more than wonted profanity, when my attention was suddenly diverted by the violent, al though partial, unclosing of the door of the apart ment, and by the eager voice of a servant from with out. He said that some person, apparently in great haste, demanded to speak with me in the hall. Wildly excited with wine, the unexpected interrup tion rather delighted than surprised me. I staggered forward at once, and a few steps brought me to the vestibule of the building. In this low and small room there hung no lamp ; and now no light at all was admitted, save that of the exceedingly feeble dawn whjch made its way through the semi-circular window. As I put my foot over the threshold, I became aware of the figure of a youth about my own height, and habited in a white kerseymere morning frock, cut in Sthe novel fashion of the one I myself wore at the moment. This the faint light enabled me to perceive ; but the features of his face I could not distinguish. Upon my entering, he strode hurriedly up to me and, seizing me by the arm with a gesture of petulant impatience, whispered the words "William Wilson" in my ear. I grew perfectly sober in an instant. There was that in the manner of the stranger, and 254 .0 WI LLI AM WILSON in the tremulous shake of his uplifted finger, as he held it between my eyes and the light, which filled me with unqualified amazement; but it was not this which had so violently moved me. It was the preg nancy of solemn admonition in the singular, low, hiss ing utterance; and, above all, it was the character, the tone, the key, of those few, simple, and familiar, yet whispered syllables, which came with a thousand thronging memories of by-gone days, and struck upon my soul with the shock of a galvanic battery. Ere I could recover the use of my senses, he was gone. Although this event failed not of a vivid effect upon my disordered imagination, yet was it evanescent as vivid. For some weeks, indeed, I busied myself in earnest enquiry, or was wrapped in a cloud of morbid speculation. I did not pretend to disguise from my perception the identity of the singular individual who thus perseveringly interfered with my affairs, and harassed me with his insinuated counsel. But who and what was this Wilson? and whence came he? and what were his purposes? Upon neither of these points could I be satisfied, merely ascertaining, in regard to him, that a sudden accident in his family had caused his removal from Dr. Bransby s academy on the afternoon of the day in which I myself had eloped. But in a brief period I ceased to think upon the subject, my attention being all absorbed in a con templated departure for Oxford. Thither I soon went, the uncalculating vanity of my parents furnishing me with an outfit and annual establishment which would enable me to indulge at will in the luxury already so 255 EDGAR ALLAN POE dear to my heart, to vie in profuseness of expendi ture with the haughtiest heirs of the wealthiest earldoms in Great Britain. Excited by such appliances to vice, my constitu tional temperament broke forth with redoubled ardor, and I spurned even the common restraints of decency in the mad infatuation of my revels. But it were absurd to pause in the detail of my extravagance. Let it suffice, that among spendthrifts I out-Heroded Herod, and that, giving name to a multitude of novel follies, I added no brief appendix to the long cata logue of vices then usual in the most dissolute uni versity of Europe. It could hardly be credited, however, that I had, even here, so utterly fallen from the gentlemanly estate as to seek acquaintance with the vilest arts of the gambler by profession, and, having become an adept in his despicable science, to practice it habitu ally as a means of increasing my already enormous in come at the expense of the weak-minded among my fellow-collegians. Such, nevertheless, was the fact. And the very enormity of this offence against all manly and honorable sentiment proved, beyond doubt, the main if not the sole reason of the impunity with which it was committed. Who, indeed, among my most abandoned associates, would not rather have disputed the clearest evidence of his senses than have suspected of such courses the gay, the frank, the generous William Wilson, the noblest and most liberal commoner at Oxford him whose follies (said his parasites) were but the follies of youth and unbridled WILLIAM WILSON fancy, whose errors but inimitable whim, whose darkest vice but a careless and dashing extravagance ? I had been now two years successfully busied in this way, when there came to the university a young parvenu nobleman, Glendinning, rich, said report, as Herodes Atticus; his riches, too, as easily acquired. I soon found him of weak intellect, and, of course, marked him as a fitting subject for my skill. I fre quently engaged him in play, and contrived, with the gambler s usual art, to let him win considerable sums, the more effectually to entangle him in my snares. At length, my schemes being ripe, I met him (with the full intention that this meeting should be final and decisive) at the chambers of a fellow-commoner (Mr. Preston), equally intimate with both, but who, to do him justice, entertained not even a remote sus picion of my design. To give to this a better coloring, I had contrived to have assembled a party of some eight or ten, and was solicitously careful that the introduction of cards should appear accidental, and originate in the proposal of my contemplated dupe himself. To be brief upon a vile topic, none of the low finesse was omitted, so customary upon similar occasions that it is a just matter for won der how any are still found so besotted as to fall its victim. We had protracted our sitting far into the night, and I had "at length effected the manoeuvre of getting Glendinning as my sole antagonist. The game, too, was my favorite ecarte. The rest of the company, interested in the extent of our play, had abandoned 117 257 EDGAR ALLAN POE their own cards and were standing around us as spectators. The parvenu, who had been induced by my artifices in the early part of the evening to drink deeply, now shuffled, dealt, or played with a wild nervousness of manner for which his intoxication, I thought, might partially, but could not altogether, account. In a very short period he had become my debtor to a large amount, when, having taken a long draught of port, he did precisely what I had been cooly anticipating : he proposed to double our already extravagant stakes. With a well-feigned show of re luctance, and not until after my repeated refusal had seduced him into some angry words which gave a color of pique to my compliance, did I finally comply. The result, of course, did but prove how entirely the prey was in my toils: in less than an hour he had quad rupled his debt. For some time his countenance had been losing the florid tinge lent it by the wine; but now, to my astonishment, I perceived that it had grown to a pallor truly fearful. I say, to my astonish ment. Glendinning has been represented to my eager inquiries as immeasurably wealthy; and the sums which he had as yet lost, although in themselves vast, could not, I supposed, very seriously annoy, much less so violently affect him. That he was overcome by the wine just swallowed, was the idea which most readily presented itself; and, rather with a view to the preservation of my own character in the eyes of my associates than from any less interested motive, I was about to insist, peremptorily, upon a discon tinuance of the play when some expressions at my 258 WILLIAM WILSON elbow from among the company, and an ejaculation evincing utter despair on the part of Glendinning, gave me to understand that I had effected his total ruin under circumstances which, rendering him an object for the pity of all, should have protected him from the ill offices even of a fiend. What now might have been my conduct it is dif ficult to say. The pitiable condition of my dupe had thrown an air of embarrassed gloom over all; and, for some moments a profound silence was maintained, during which I could not help feeling my cheeks tingle with the many burning glances of scorn or reproach cast upon me by the less abandoned of the party. I will even own that an intolerable weight of anxiety was for a brief instant lifted from my bosom by the sudden and extraordinary interruption which ensued. The wide, heavy folding doors of the apartment were all at once thrown open, to their full extent, with a vigorous and rushing impetuosity that extinguished, as if by magic, every candle in the room. Their light, in dying, enabled us to just per ceive that a stranger had entered, about my own height, and closely muffled in a cloak. The darkness, however, was not total ; and we could only FEEL that he was standing in our midst. Before any one of us could recover from the extreme astonishment into which this rudeness had thrown all, we heard the voice of the intruder. "Gentleman," he said, in a low, distinct, and never-to-be-forgotten WHISPER, which thrilled to the very marrow of my bones; " Gentlemen, I make no 259 1 EDGAR ALLAN POE apology for this behavior, because in thus behaving I am fulfilling a duty. You are, beyond a doubt, uninformed of the true character of the person who has to-night won at ecarte a large sum of money from Lord Glendinning. I will therefore put you upon an expeditious and decisive plan of obtaining this very necessary information. Please to examine, at your leisure, the inner linings of the cuff of his left sleeve and the several little packages which may be found in the somewhat capacious pockets of his embroidered morning wrapper/* While he spoke, so profound was the stillness that one might have heard a pin drop on the floor. In ceasing, he departed at once, and as abruptly as he had entered. Can I shall I describe my sensa tions? Must I say that I felt all the horrors of the damned? Most assuredly, I had little time for reflec tion. Many hands roughly seized me upon the spot, and lights were immediately procured. A search en sued. In the lining of my sleeve were found all the court cards essential in ecarte, and in the pockets of my wrapper a number of packs, fac-similes of those used at our sittings, with the single exception that mine were of the species called, technically, arrondis, the honors being slightly convex at the ends, the lower cards slightly convex at the sides. In this disposition, the dupe who cuts, as customary, at the length of the pack, will invariably find that he cuts his antagonist an honor; while the gambler, cutting at the breadth, will, as certainly, cut nothing for his victim which may count in the records of the game. 260 WILLIAM WILSON Any burst of indignation -upon this discovery would have affected me less than the silent contempt or the sarcastic composure with which it was received. "Mr. Wilson/ said our host, stooping to remove from beneath his feet an exceedingly luxurious cloak of rare furs, "Mr. Wilson, this is your property." (The weather was cold; and, upon quitting my own room, I had thrown a cloak over my dressing wrapper, putting it off upon reaching the scene of play.) "I presume it is supererogatory to seek here (eyeing the folds of the garment with a bitter smile) for any further evidence of your skill. Indeed, we have had enough. You will see the necessity, I hope, of quit ting Oxford at all events, of quitting instantly my chambers." Abased, humbled to the dust as I then was, it is probable that I should have resented this galling lan guage by immediate personal violence, had not my whole attention been at the moment arrested by a fact of the most startling character. The cloak which I had worn was of a rare description of fur ; how rare, how extravagantly costly, I shall not venture to say. Its fashion, too, was of my own fantastic invention; for I was fastidious to an absurd degree of coxcombry, in matters of this frivolous nature. When, therefore, Mr. Preston reached me that which he had picked up upon the floor, and near the folding doors of the apart ment, it was with an astonishment nearly bordering upon terror that I perceived my own already hanging on my arm (where I had no doubt unwittingly placed 261 EDGAR ALLAN POE it), and that the one presented me was but its exact counterpart in every, in even the minutest possible particular. The singular being who had so disas trously exposed me had been muffled, I remembered, in a cloak; and none had been worn at all by any of the members of our party, with the exception of myself. Eetaining some presence of mind, I took the one offered me by Preston ; placed it, unnoticed, over my own; left the apartment with a resolute scowl of defiance; and, next morning ere dawn of day commenced a hurried journey from Oxford to the continent, in a perfect agony of horror and of shame. I fled in vain. My evil destiny pursued me as if in exultation, and proved, indeed, that the exercise of its mysterious dominion had as yet only begun. Scarcely had I set foot in Paris, ere I had fresh evidence of the destestable interest taken by this Wilson in my con cerns. Years flew, while I experienced no relief. Villain! At Rome, with how untimely, yet with how spectral an officiousness, stepped he in between me and my ambition! at Vienna, too, at Berlin, and at Moscow! Where, in truth, had I NOT bitter cause to curse him within my heart? From his inscrutable tyranny did I at length flee, panic-stricken, as from a pestilence ; and to the very ends of the earth I fled in vain. And again, and again, in secret communion with my own spirit, would I demand the questions : * Who is he? whence came he? and what are his objects? " But no answer was there found. And now I scruti- 262 WILLIAM WILSON nized, with a minute scrutiny, the forms and the methods and the leading traits of his impertinent supervision. But even here there was very little upon which to base a conjecture. It was noticeable, indeed, that in no one of the multiplied instances in which he had of late crossed my path had he so crossed it except to frustrate those schemes, or to disturb those actions, which, if fully carried out, might have re sulted in bitter mischief. Poor justification this, in truth, for an authority so imperiously assumed ! Poor indemnity for natural rights of self -agency so pertina ciously, so insultingly denied ! I had also been forced to notice that my tormentor, for a very long period of time (while scrupulously and with miraculous dexterity maintaining his whim of an identity of apparel with myself), had so contrived it, in the execution of his varied interference with my will, that I saw not, at any moment, the features of his face. Be Wilson what he might, this, at least, was but the veriest of affectation or of folly. Could he, for an instant, have supposed that, in my admonisher at Eton, in the destroyer of my honor at Oxford, in him who thwarted my ambition at Rome, my revenge at Paris, my passionate love at Naples, or what he falsely termed my avarice in Egypt, that in this, my arch-enemy and evil genius, I could fail to recog nize the William Wilson of my school-boy days: the namesake, the companion, the rival, the hated and dreaded rival at Dr. Bransby s? Impossible! But let me hasten to the last eventful scene of the drama. 263 EDGAR ALLAN POE Thus far I had succumbed supinely to this imper ious domination. The sentiment of deep awe with which I habitually regarded the elevated character, the majestic wisdom, the apparent omnipresence and omnipotence of Wilson, added to a feeling of even terror, with which certain other traits in his nature and assumptions inspired me, had operated, hitherto, to impress me with an idea of my own utter weakness and helplessness, and to suggest an implicit, although bitterly reluctant, submission to his arbitrary will. But, of late days, I had given myself up entirely to wine ; and its maddening influence upon my hereditary temper rendered me more and more impatient of con trol. I began to murmur, to hesitate, to resist. And was it only fancy which induced me to believe that, with the increase of my own firmness, that of my tormentor underwent a proportional diminution? Be this as it may, I now began to feel the inspiration of a burning hope, and at length nurtured in my secret thoughts a stern and desperate resolution that I would submit no longer to be enslaved. It was at Rome, during the Carnival of 18 , that I attended a masquerade in the palazzo of the Neapolitan Duke Di Broglio. I had indulged more freely than usual in the excesses of the wine-table; and now the suffocating atmosphere of the crowded rooms irritated me beyond endurance. The difficulty, too, of forcing my way through the mazes of the company contributed not a little to the ruffling of my temper; for I was anxiously seeking (let me not say 264 WILLIAM WILSON with what unworthy motive) the young, the gay, the beautiful wife of the aged and doting Di Broglio. With a too unscrupulous confidence, she had pre viously communicated to me the secret of the costume in which she would be habited, and now, having caught a glimpse of her person, I was hurrying to make my way into her presence. At this moment I felt a light hand placed upon my shoulder, and that ever-remem bered, low, damnable WHISPER within my ear. In an absolute frenzy, of wrath, I turned at once upon him who had thus interrupted me, and seized him violently by the collar. He was attired, as I had expected, in a costume altogether similar to my own ; wearing a Spanish cloak of blue velvet, begirt about the waist with a crimson belt sustaining a rapier. A mask of black silk entirely covered his face. " Scoundrel ! I said, in a voice husky with rage, while every syllable I uttered seemed as new fuel to my fury; "scoundrel! impostor! accursed villain! you shall not, you SHALL NOT dog me unto death! Follow me, or I stab you where you stand ! and I broke my way from the ball-room into a small ante chamber adjoining, dragging him unresistingly with me as I went. Upon entering, I thrust him furiously from me. He staggered against the wall, while I closed the door with an oath, and commanded him to draw. He hesitated but for an instant; then, with a slight sigh, drew in silence, and put himself upon his defence. The contest was brief indeed. I was frantic with 265 EDGAR ALLAN POE every species of wild excitement, and felt within my single arm the energy and power of a multitude. In a few seconds I forced him with sheer strength against the wainscoting, and thus, getting him at mercy, plunged my sword with brute ferocity repeatedly through and through his bosom. At that instant some person tried the latch of the door. I hastened to prevent an intrusion, and then immediately returned to my dying antagonist. But what human language can adequately portray THAT astonishment, THAT horror, which possessed me at the spectacle then presented to view? The brief moment in which I averted my eyes had been sufficient to produce, apparently, a material change in the ar rangements at the upper or farther end of the room. A large mirror so at first it seemed to me in my confusion now stood where none had been percepti ble before; and as I stepped up to it in extremity of terror, mine own image, but with features all pale and dabbled with blood, advanced to meet me with a feeble and tottering gait. Thus it appeared, I say, but was not. It was my antagonist, it was Wilson, who then stood before me in the agonies of his dissolution. His masks and cloak lay, where he had thrown them, upon the floor. Not a thread in all his raiment, not a line in all the marked and singular lineaments of his face which was not, even in the most absolute indentity, MINE OWN! It was Wilson ; but he spoke n o longer in a whisper, 266 WILLIAM WILSON and I could have fancied that I myself was speaking while he said : "You have conquered, and I yield. Yet hence forward art thou also dead dead to the World, to Heaven, and to hope! In me didst thou exist, and, in my death, see by this image, which is thine own, how utterly thou hast murdered thyself." 267 A TALE OF JERUSALEM Intonsos rigidam in frontem descendere canos Passus erat. LUCAN De Catone. a bristly bore. Translation. L us hurry to the walls," said Abel- Phittim to Buzi-Ben-Levi and Simeon the Pharisee, on the tenth day of the month Thammuz, in the year of the world three thousand nine hundred and forty-one; "let us hasten to the ramparts adjoining the gate of Benjamin, which is in the city of David, and overlooking the camp of the uncircumcised ; for it is the last hour of the fourth watch, being sun rise ; and the idolaters, in fulfilment of the promise of Pompey, should be awaiting^ us with the lambs for the sacrifices." Simeon, Abel-Phittim, and Buzi-Ben-Levi were the Gizbarim, or sub-collectors of the offering in the holy city of Jerusalem. "Verily," replied the Pharisee, "let us hasten: for this generosity in the heathen is unwonted, and fickle-mindedness has ever been an attribute of the worshippers of Baal." * That they are fickle-minded and treacherous is as true as the Pentateuch," said Buzi-Ben-Levi, "but 268 l, I A TALE OF JERUSALEM that is only toward the people of Adonai. When was it ever known that the Ammonites proved wanting to their own interests? Methinks it is no great stretch of generosity to allow us lambs for the altar of the Lord, receiving in lieu thereof thirty silver shekels per head!" Thou forgettest, however, Ben-Levi," replied Abel-Phittim, "that the Roman Pompey, who is now impiously besieging the city of the Most High, has no assurity that we apply not the lambs thus purchased for the altar to the sustenance of the body rather than of the spirit." "Now, by the five corners of my beard!" shouted the Pharisee, who belonged to the sect called "The Dashers" (that little knot of saints whose manner of DASHING and lacerating the feet against the pavement was long a thorn and a reproach to less zealous devo tees, a stumbling-block to less gifted perambulators), "by the five corners of that beard which, as a priest, I am forbidden te shave ! have we lived to see the day when a blaspheming and idolatrous up start of Rome shall accuse us of appropriating to the appetites of the flesh the most holy and consecrated elements? Have we lived to see the day when " "Let us not question the motives of the Philistine," interrupted Abel-Phittim, for to-day we profit for the first time by his avarice or by his generosity; but rather let us hurry to the ramparts, lest offerings should be wanting for that altar whose fire the rains of heaven cannot extinguish and whose pillars of smoke no tempest can turn aside." 209 EDGAR ALLAN POE That part of the city to which our worthy Gizbarim now hastened, and which bore the name of its archi tect, King David, was esteemed the most strongly fortified district of Jerusalem, being situated upon the steep and lofty hill of Zion. Here, a broad, deep, circumvallatory trench, hewn from the solid rock, was defended by a wall of great strength erected upon its inner edge. This wall was adorned at regular in terspaces by square towers of white marble ; the lowest sixty, and the highest one hundred and twenty cubits in height. But, in the vicinity of the gate of Benjamin, the wall arose by no means from the margin of the fosse. On the contrary, between the level of the ditch and the basement of the rampart sprang up a perpendicular cliff of two hundred and fifty cubits, forming part of the precipitous Mount Moriah. So that when Simeon and his associates arrived on the summit of the tower called Adoni-Bezek, the loftiest of all the turrets around about Jerusalem, and the usual place of conference with the besieging army, they looked down upon the camp of the enemy from an eminence excelling by many feet that of the Pyra mid of Cheops, and by several, that of the temple of Belus. "Verily," sighed the Pharisee, as he peered dizzily over the precipice, "the uncircumcised are as the sands by the seashore, as the locusts in the wilder ness ! The valley of the King hath become the valley of Adommin." "And yet," added Ben-Levi, "thou canst not 270 A TALE OF JERUSALEM point me out a Philistine no, not one from Aleph to Tau, from the wilderness to the battlements, who seemeth any bigger than the letter Jod!" "Lower away the basket with the shekels of silver!" here shouted a Roman soldier in a hoarse, rough voice which appeared to issue from the regions of Pluto; "lower away the basket with the accursed coin which it has broken the jaw of a noble Roman to pronounce! Is it thus you evince your gratitude to our master Pompeius, who, in his condescension, has thought fit to listen to your idolatrous importunities? The god Phoebus, who is a true god, has been charioted for an hour, and were you not to be on the ramparts by sunrise? ^Edepol! do you think that we, the conquerors of the world, have nothing better to do than stand waiting by the walls of every kennel to traffic with the dogs of the earth? Lower away, I say, and see that your trumpery be bright in color and just in weight!" "El Elohim!" ejaculated the Pharisee, as the dis cordant tones of the centurion rattled up the crags of the precipice and fainted away against the temple, "El Elohim! WHO is the god Phoebus? WHOM doth the blasphemer invoke? Thou, Buzi-Ben-Levi, who art read in the laws of the Gentiles and hast so journed among them who dabble with the Teraphim, is it Nergal of whom the idolater speaketh? or Ashimah? or Nibhaz? or Tartak? or Adramalech? or Anamalech? or Succoth-Benith ? or Dagon? or Belial? or Baal-Perith? or Baal-Peor? or Baal-Zebub? 271 EDGAR ALLAN POE " Verily it is neither but beware how thou lettest the rope slip too rapidly through thy fingers; for should the wickerwork chance to hang on the pro jection of yonder crag there will be a woful outpour ing of the holy things of the sanctuary." By the assistance of some rudely constructed ma chinery, the heavily laden basket was now carefully lowered down among the multitude; and from the giddy pinnacle, the Romans were seen gathering con fusedly round it; but, owing to the vast height and the prevalence of a fog no distinct view of their operations could be obtained. Half an hour had already elapsed. "We shall be too late!" sighed the Pharisee, as at the expiration of this period he looked over into the abyss; "we shall be too late! we shall be turned out of office by the Katholim." "No more," responded Abel-Phittim,- * * no more shall we feast upon the fat of the land; no longer shall our beards be odorous with frankincense, our loins girded up with fine linen from the Temple." "Raca!" swore Ben-Levi, "Raca! do they mean to defraud us of the purchase money? or, Holy Moses! are they weighing the shekels of the tabernacle?" "They have given the signal at last!" cried the Pharisee, "they have given the signal at last! Pull away, Abel-Phittim ! and thou, Buzi-Ben-Levi, pull away! for verily the Philistines have either still hold upon the basket or the Lord hath softened their hearts to place therein a beast of good weight!" And the 272 A TALE OF JERUSALEM Gizbarim pulled away, while their burthen swung heavily upward through the still increasing mist. # * * * * "Booshoh he!"- as, at the conclusion of an hour, some object at the extremity of the rope became indis tinctly visible; "Booshoh he!" was the exclamation which burst from the lips of Ben-Levi. "Booshoh he! for shame! it is a ram from the thickets of Engedi and as rugged as the valley of Jehosaphat !" 11 It is the firstling of the flock," said Abel-Phittim ; I know him by the bleating of his lips and the inno cent folding of his limbs. His eyes are more beautiful than the jewels of the Pectoral, and his flesh is like the honey of Hebron." "It is a fatted calf from the pastures of Bashan," said the Pharisee; "the heathen have dealt wonder fully with us ! let us raise up our voices in a psalm ! let us give thanks on the shawm and on the psaltery, on the harp and on the huggab, on the cythern and on the sackbut ! It was not until the basket had arrived within a few feet of the Gizbarim that a low grunt betrayed to their perception a HOG of no common size. "Now El Emanu!" slowly, and with upturned eyes ejaculated the trio, as, letting go their hold, the emancipated porker tumbled headlong among the Philistines, "El Emanu! God be with us! IT is THE UNUTTERABLE FLESH!" I 1 8 27? FOUR BEASTS IN ONE THE HOMO-CAMELOPARD. Chacun a ses vertus. CRBILLON ? S Xerxes. A NTIOCHUS EPIPHANES is very generally looked upon as the Gog of the prophet Ezekiel. This honor is, however, more I properly attributable to Cambyses, the son of Cyrus. And, indeed, the char acter of the Syrian monarch does by no means stand in need of any adventitious embellishment. His ac cession to the throne, or rather his usurpation of the sovereignty, a hundred and seventy-one years be fore the coming of Christ ; his attempt to plunder the temple of Diana at Ephesus; his implacable hostility to the Jews; his pollution of the Holy of Holies; and his miserable death at Tab a after a tumultuous reign of eleven years, are circumstances of a prom inent kind, and therefore more generally noticed by the historians of his time than the impious, dastardly, cruel, silly, and whimsical achievements which make up the sum total of his private life and reputation. ***** Let us suppose, gentle reader, that it is now the year of the world three thousand eight hundred and thirty, and let us, for a few minutes, imagine ourselves at that most grotesque habitation of man, the remark- 274 FOUR BEASTS IN ONE able city of Antioch. To be sure there were, in Syria and other countries sixteen cities of that appellation besides the one to which I more particularly allude. But ours is that which went by the name of Antiochia Epidaphne, from its vicinity to the little village of Daphne, where stood a temple to that divinity. It was built (although about this matter there is some dispute) by Seleucus Nicator, the first king of the country after Alexander the Great, in memory of his father Antiochus, and became immediately the resi dence of the Syrian monarchy. In the nourishing times of the Roman Empire it was the ordinary station of the prefect of the eastern provinces; and many of the emperors of the queen city (among whom may be mentioned, especially, Verus and Valens) spent here the greater part of their time. But I perceive we have arrived at the city itself. Let us ascend this battlement and throw our eyes upon the town and neighboring country. "What broad and rapid river is that which forces its way, with innumerable falls, through the mountain ous wilderness, and finally through the wilderness of buildings ? That is the Orontes, and it is the only water in sight, with the exception of the Mediterranean, which stretches like a broad mirror, about twelve miles off to the southward. Every one has seen the Mediter ranean; but, let me tell you, there are few who have had a peep at Antioch. By few, I mean few who, like you and me, have had at the same time the advantages of a modern education. Therefore, cease to regard 275 EDGAR ALLAN POE that sea and give your whole attention to the mass of houses that lie beneath us. You will remember that it is now the year of the world three thousand eight hundred and thirty. Were it later (for example, were it the year of our Lord eighteen hundred and forty- five), we should be deprived of this extraordinary spectacle. In the nineteenth century Antioch is that is to say, Antioch WILL BE in a lamentable state of decay. It will have been by that time totally destroyed, at three different periods, by three suc cessive earthquakes. Indeed, to say the truth, what little of its former self may then remain will be found in so desolate and ruinous a state that the Patriarch shall have removed his residence to Damas cus. This is well. I see you profit by my advice, and are making the most of your time in inspect ing the premises in satisfying your eyes With the memorials and the things of fame That do renown this city. I beg pardon; I had forgotten that Shakespeare will not flourish for seventeen hundred and fifty years to come. But does not the appearance of Epidaphne justify me in calling it grotesque? "It is well fortified; and in this respect is as much indebted to nature as to art." Very true. "There are a prodigious number of stately palaces." 276 FOUR BEASTS IN ONE There are. "And the numerous temples, sumptuous and mag nificent, may bear comparison with the most lauded of antiquity." All this I must acknowledge. Still there is an infin ity of mud huts and abominable hovels. We cannot help perceiving abundance of filth in every kennel, and were it not for the overpowering fumes of idolatrous incense I have no doubt we should find a most intoler able stench. Did you ever behold streets so insuffer ably narrow or houses so miraculously tall? What a gloom their shadows cast upon the ground ! It is well the swinging lamps in those endless colonnades are kept burning throughout the day ; we should otherwise have the darkness of Egypt in the time of her desola tion. "It is certainly a strange place ! What is the mean ing of yonder singular building 1 See ! it towers above all others and lies to the eastward of what I take to be the royal palace!" That is the new Temple of the Sun, who is adored in Syria under the title of Elah Gabalah. Hereafter a very notorious Roman Emperor will institute this wor ship in Rome and thence derive a cognomen, Helio- gabalus. I daresay you would like to take a peep at the divinity of the temple. You need not look up at the heavens ; his Sunship is not there at least not the Sunship adored by the Syrians. THAT deity will be found in the interior of yonder building. He is wor shipped under the figure of a large stone pillar termi- 277 EDGAR ALLAN POE nating at the summit in a cone or PYRAMID, whereby is denoted fire. Hark! behold! who CAN those ridiculous beings be, half-naked, with their faces painted, shout ing and gesticulating to the rabble?" Some few are mountebanks. Others more particu larly belong to the race of philosophers. The greatest portion, however those especially who belabor the populace with clubs are the principal courtiers of the palace, executing, as in duty bound, some laudable comicality of the king s. "But what have we here? Heavens! the town is swarming with wild beasts ! How terrible a spectacle ! how dangerous a peculiarity!" Terrible, if you please ; but not in the least degree dangerous. Each animal, if you will take the pains to observe, is following, very quietly, in the wake of its master. Some few, to be sure, are led with a rope about the neck, but these are chiefly the lesser or timid species. The lion, the tiger, and the leopard are en tirely without restraint. They have been trained with out difficulty to their present profession, and attend upon their respective owners in the capacity of valets- de-chambre. It is true, there are occasions when nature asserts her violated dominion ; but then the devouring of a man-at-arms or the throttling of a consecrated bull is a circumstance of too little moment to be more than hinte^i at in Epidaphne. "But what extraordinary tumult do J hear? Surely this is a loud noise even for Antioch ! It argues some commotion of unusual interest." 278 FOUR BEASTS IN ONE Yes undoubtedly. The king has ordered some novel spectacle, some gladiatorial exhibition at the hippodrome, or perhaps the massacre of the Scythian prisoners, or the conflagration of his new palace, or the tearing down of a handsome temple, or, indeed, a bon-fire of a few Jews. The uproa*r increases. Shouts of laughter ascend the skies. The air becomes dis sonant with wind instruments, and horrible with the clamor of a million throats. Let us descend, for the love of fun, and see what is going on ! This way. Be careful ! Here we are in the principal street, which is called the street of Timarchus. The sea of people is coming this way, and we shall find a difficulty in stem ming the tide. They are pouring through the alley of Heraclides, which leads directly from the palace; therefore the king is most probably among the rioters. Yes, I hear the shouts of the herald proclaiming his approach in the pompous phraseology of the East. We shall have a glimpse of his person as he passes by the temple of Ashimah. Let us ensconce ourselves in the vestibule of the sanctuary; he will be here anon. In the meantime let us survey this image. What is it? Oh ! it is the god Ashimah, in proper person. You per ceive, however, that he is neither a lamb, nor a goat, nor a satyr; neither has he much resemblance to the Pan of the Arcadians. Yet all these appearances have been given I beg pardon, WILL be given by the learned of future ages, to the Ashimah of the Syr ians. Put on your spectacles and tell me what it is. What is it? "Bless me! it is an ape!" 279 EDGAR ALLAN POE True! a baboon; but by no means the less a deity. His name is a derivation of the Greek Simla what great fools are antiquarians ! But see ! see ! yonder scampers a ragged little urchin. Where is he going? What is he bawling about? What does he say? Oh! he says the king is coming in triumph; that he is dressed in state; that he has just finished putting to death, with his own hand, a thousand chained Israelit- ish prisoners ! For this exploit the ragamuffin is laud ing him to the skies! Hark! here comes a troop of a similar description. They have made a Latin hymn upon the valor of the king and are singing it as they go: Mille, mille, mille, Mille, mille, mille, Decollavimus, unus homo! Mille, mille, mille, mille, decollavimus! Mille, mille, mille, Vivat qui mille mille occidit! Tantum vini habet nemo Quantum fudit sanguinis! * Which may be thus paraphrased: A thousand, a thousand, a thousand, A thousand, a thousand, a thousand, We, with one warrior, have slain! A thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand. * Flavius Vopiscus says that the hymn here introduced was sung by the rabble upon the occasion of Aurelian, in the Sarmatic war, having slain, with his own hand, nine hundred and fifty of the enemy. 280 FOUR BEASTS IN ONE Sing a thousand over again! Soho! let us sing Long life to our king, Who knocked over a thousand so fine! Soho ! let us roar, He has given us more Eed gallons of gore Than all Syria can furnish of wine! "Do you hear that flourish of trumpets?" Yes, the king is coming! See! the people are aghast with admiration and lift up their eyes to the heavens in reverence! He comes! he is coming! there he is ! "Who? where? the king? I do not behold him, cannot say that I perceive him." Then you must be blind. "Very possible. Still I see nothing but a tumultu ous mob of idiots and madmen, who are busy in pros trating themselves before a gigantic camelopard and endeavoring to obtain a kiss of the animal s hoofs. See ! the beast has very justly kicked one of the rabble over and another and another and another. Indeed, I cannot help admiring the animal for the excellent use he is making of his feet. Rabble, indeed! Why, these are the noble and free citizens of Epidaphne ! Beast, did you say ? take care that you are not overheard. Do you not per ceive that the animal has the visage of a man? Why, my dear sir, that camelopard is no other than Antio- chus Epiphanes Antiochus the Illustrious, King of 281 EDGAR ALLAN POE Syria, and the most potent of all the autocrats of the East! It is true that he is entitled, at times, Antio- chus Epimanes, Antiochus the madman, but that is because all people have not the capacity to appre ciate his merits. It is also certain that he is at pres ent ensconced in the hide of a beast, and is doing his best to play the part of a camelopard ; but this is done for the better sustaining his dignity as king. Be sides, the monarch is of gigantic statue, and the dress is therefore neither unbecoming nor overlarge. We may, however, presume he would not have adopted it but for some occasion of especial state. Such, you will allow, is the massacre of a thousand Jews. With how superior a dignity the monarch perambulates on all fours ! His tail, you perceive, is held aloft by his two principal concubines, Elline and Argelais; and his whole appearance would be infinitely prepossessing were it not for the protuberance of his eyes, which will certainly start out of his head, and the queer color of his face, which has become nondescript from the quantity of wine he has swallowed. Let us follow him to the hippodrome, whither he is proceeding, and listen to the song of triumph which he is commencing : Who is king but Epiphanes? Say do you know? Who is king but Epiphanes? Bravo ! bravo ! There is none but Epiphanes, No there is none: So tear down the temples, And put out the sun! 282 FOUR BEASTS IN ONE Well and strenuously sung! The populace are hailing him "Prince of Poets," as well as "Glory of the East," "Delight of the Universe," and "Most Eemarkable of Camelopards." They have encored his effusion, and do you hear ? he is singing it over again. When he arrives at the hippodrome he will be crowned with the poetic wreath, in anticipa tion of his victory at the approaching Olympics. "But, good Jupiter! what is the matter in the crowd behind us?" Behind us, did you say ? oh ! ah ! I perceive. My friend, it is well that you spoke in time. Let us get into a place of safety as soon as possible ! Here ! let us conceal ourselves in the arch of this aqueduct and I will inform you presently of the origin of the commotion. It has turned out as I have been anticipa ting. The singular appearance of the camelopard with the head of a man has, it seems, -given offence to the notions of propriety entertained in general by the wild animals domesticated in the city. A mutiny has been the result; and, as is usual upon such occa sions, all human efforts will be of no avail in quelling the mob. Several of the Syrians have lately been devoured; but the general voice of the four-footed patriots seems to be for eating up the camelopard. "The Prince of Poets," therefore, is upon his hinder legs running for his life. His courtiers have left him in the lurch, and his concubines have followed so ex cellent an example. "Delight of the Universe," thou art in a sad predicament! "Glory of the East," thou art in danger of mastication ! Therefore never regard 283 EDGAR ALLAN POE so piteously thy tail ; it will undoubtedly be draggled in the mud, and for this there is no help. Look not behind thee, then, at its unavoidable degradation; but take courage, ply thy legs with vigor, and scud for the hippodrome ! Remember that thou art Antiochus Epiphanes, Antiochus the Illustrious! also "Prince of Poets/ "Glory of the East," "Delight of the Uni verse," and "Most Remarkable of Camelopards ! " Heavens! what a power of speed thou art displaying! What a capacity for leg-bail thou art developing! Run, Prince ! Bravo, Epiphanes ! Well done, Camelopard ! Glorious Antiochus ! He runs ! he leaps ! he flies ! Like an arrow from a catapult he ap proaches the hippodrome ! He leaps ! he shrieks ! he is there! This is well; for hadst thou, "Glory of the East," been half a second longer in reaching the gates of the ampitheatre, there is not a bear s cub in Epidaphne that would have had a nibble at thy carcass. Let us be off, let us take our departure! for we shall find our delicate modern ears unable to endure the vast uproar which is about to commence in celebration of the king s escape! Listen! it has already commenced. See, the whole town is topsy turvy. Surely this is the most populous city of the East ! What a wilderness of people! What a jumble of all ranks and ages! What a multiplicity of sects and nations! what a variety of costumes! what a Babel of languages! what a screaming of beasts! what a tinkling of instruments! what a parcel of philos ophers ! FOUR BEASTS IN ONE Come, let us be off. Stay a moment ! I see a vast hubbub in the hip podrome; what is the meaning of it, I beseech you!" That ? oh, nothing ! The noble and free citizens of Epidaphne being, as they declare, well satisfied of the faith, valor, wisdom, and divinity of their king, and having, moreover, been eye-witnesses of his late superhuman agility, do think it no more than their duty to invest his brows (in addition to the poetic crown) with the wreath of victory in the foot-race; a wreath which it is evident he MUST obtain at the celebration of the next Olympiad, and which, there fore, they now give him in advance. 285 THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER Son cceur est un luth suspendu; Sitot qu on le touche il rsonne. DE BERANGER. CURING the whole of a dull, dark, and A soundless day in the autumn of the 1 year, when the clouds hung oppressively low in the heavens, I had been passing alone, on horseback, through a singu larly dreary tract of country, and at length found myself, as the shades of the evening drew on, within view of the melancholy House of Usher. I know not how it was, but, with the first glimpse of the building, a sense of insufferable gloom pervaded my spirit. I say insufferable ; for the feeling was unrelieved by any of that half-pleasurable, because poetic, sentiment with which the mind usually receives even the sternest natural images of the desolate or terrible. I looked upon the scene before me upon the mere house, and the simple landscape features of the domain, upon the bleak walls, upon the vacant eye-like windows, upon a few rank sedges, and upon a few white trunks of decayed trees, with an utter depression of soul which I can compare to no earthly sensation more properly than to the after-dream of the reveller upon opium, the bitter lapse into every-day life, the hideous 286 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER dropping off of the veil. There was an iciness, a sinking, a sickening of the heart, an unredeemed dreariness of thought which no goading of the imagi nation could torture into aught of the sublime. What was it, I paused to think, what was it that so unnerved me in the contemplation of the House of Usher? It was a mystery all insoluble; nor could I grapple with the shadowy fancies that crowded upon me as I pondered. I was forced to fall back upon the unsatisfactory conclusion that while beyond doubt there are combinations of very simple natural objects which have the power of thus affecting us, still the analysis of this power lies among considerations be yond our depth. It was possible, I reflected, that a mere different arrangement of the particulars of the scene, of the details of the picture, would be sufficient to modify, or perhaps to annihilate, its capacity for sorrowful impression; and, acting upon this idea, I reined my horse to the precipitous brink of a black and lurid tarn that lay in unruffled luster by the dwell ing, and gazed down, but with a shudder even more thrilling than before, upon the remodelled and in verted images of the gray sedge, and the ghastly tree- stems, and the vacant and eye-like windows. Nevertheless, in this mansion of gloom I now proposed to myself a sojourn of some weeks. Its pro prietor, Roderick Usher, had been one of my boon companions in boyhood; but many years had elapsed since our last meeting. A letter, however, had lately reached me in a distant part of the country, a letter from him, which, in its wildly importunate nature, 287 EDGAR ALLAN POE had admitted of no other than a personal reply. The MS. gave evidence of nervous agitation. The writer spoke of acute bodily illness, of a mental disorder which oppressed him, and of an earnest desire to see me, as his best and indeed his only personal friend, with a view of attempting, by the cheerfulness of my society, some alleviation of his maLady. It was the manner in which all this, and much more, was said, it was the apparent HEART that went with his request, which allowed me no room for hesitation; and I accordingly obeyed forthwith what I still considered a very singular summons. Although as boys we had been even intimate asso ciates, yet I really knew little of my friend. His reserve had been always excessive and habitual. I was aware, however, that his very ancient family had been noted, time out of mind, for a peculiar sen sibility of temperament, displaying itself , through long ages, in many works of exalted art, and manifested, of late, in repeated deeds of munificent yet unobtrusive charity, as well as in a passionate devotion to the in tricacies, perhaps even more than to the orthodox and easily recognizable beauties, of musical science. I had J T learned, too, the very remarkable fact that the stem of the Usher race, all time-honored as it was, had put forth, at no period, any enduring branch; in other words, that the entire family lay in the direct line of descent, and had always, with very trifling and very temporary variation, so lain. It was this deficiency, I considered, while running over in thought the per fect keeping of the character of the premises with the 288 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER accredited character of the people, and while spec ulating upon the possible influence which the one, in the long lapse of centuries, might have exercised upon the other it was this deficiency, perhaps, of collat eral issue, and the consequent undeviating transmis sion, from sire to son, of the patrimony with the name, which had, at length, so identified the two as to merge the original title of the estate in the quaint and equiv ocal appellation of the " House of Usher," an ap pellation which seemed to include, in the minds of the peasantry who used it, both the family and the family mansion. I have said that the sole effect of my somewhat childish experiment, that of looking down within the tarn, had been to deepen the first singular impres sion. There can be no doubt that the consciousness of the rapid increase of my superstition (for why should I not so term it?) served mainly to accelerate the increase itself. Such, I have long known, is the paradoxical law of all sentiments having terror as a basis. And it might have been for this reason only, that, when I again uplifted my eyes to the house itself, from its image in the pool, there grew in my mind a strange fancy, a fancy so ridiculous, indeed, that I but mention it to show the vivid force of the sensations which oppressed me. I had so worked upon my imagination as really to believe that about the whole mansion and domain there hung an atmosphere peculiar to themselves and their imme diate vicinity, an atmosphere which had no affinity with the air of heaven, but which had reeked up 119 289 EDGAR ALLAN POE from the decayed trees, and the gray wall, and the silent tarn, a pestilent and mystic vapor, dull, slug gish, faintly discernible, and leaden-hued. Shaking off from my spirit what MUST have been a dream, I scanned more narrowly the real aspect of the building. Its principal feature seemed to be that of an excessive antiquity. The discoloration of ages had been great. Minute fungi overspread the whole ex terior, hanging in a fine tangled web-work from the eaves. Yet all this was apart from any extraordinary dilapidation. No portion of the masonry had fallen; and there appeared to be a wild inconsistency between its still perfect adaptation of parts and the crumbling condition of the individual stones. In this there was much that reminded me of the specious totality of old woodwork which has rotted for long years in some neglected vault, with no disturbance from the breath of the external air. Beyond this indication of exten sive decay, however, the fabric gave little token of instability. Perhaps the eye of a scrutinizing ob server might have discovered a barely perceptible fissure, which, extending from the roof of the building in front,made its way down the wall in a zigzag direction, until it became lost in the sullen waters of the tarn. Noticing these things, I rode over a short causeway to the house. A servant in waiting took my horse, and I entered the Gothic archway of the hall. A valet, of stealthy step, thence conducted me, in silence, through many dark and intricate passages in my progress, to the STUDIO of his master. Much 290 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER that I encountered on the way contributed, I know not how, to heighten the vague sentiments of which I have already spoken. While the objects around me while the carvings of the ceilings, the sombre tapestries of the walls, the even blackness of the floors, and the phantasmagoric armorial trophies which rattled as I strode, were but matters to which, or to such as which, I had been accustomed from my infancy, while I hesitated not to acknowledge how familiar was all this, I still wondered to find how unfamiliar were the fancies which ordinary images were stirring up. On one of the staircases I met the physician of the family. His countenance, I thought, wore a mingled expression of low cunning and per plexity. He accosted me with trepidation and passed on. The valet now threw open a door and ushered me into the presence of his master. The room in which I found myself was very large and lofty. The windows were long, narrow, and pointed, and at so vast a distance from the black oaken floor as to be altogether inaccessible from within. Feeble gleams of encrimsoned light made their way through the trellised panes, and served to render sufficiently distinct the more prominent ob jects around; the eye, however, struggled in vain to reach the remoter angles of the chamber, or the re cesses of the vaulted and fretted ceiling. Dark dra peries hung upon the wall. The general furniture was profuse, comfortless, antique, and tattered. Many books and musical instruments lay scattered about, but failed to give any vitality to the scene. I felt that 291 EDGAR ALLAN POE I breathed an atmosphere of sorrow. An air of stern, deep, and irredeemable gloom hung over and per vaded all. Upon my entrance, Usher arose from a sofa on which he had been lying at full length, and greeted me with a vivacious warmth which had much in it, I at first thought, of an over-done cordiality, of the constrained effort of the ennuye man of the world. A glance, however, at his countenance convinced me of his perfect sincerity. We sat down ; and for some moments, while he spoke not, I gazed upon him with a feeling half of pity, half of awe. Surely, man had never before so terribly altered, in so brief a period, as had Roderick Usher! It was with difficulty that I could bring myself to admit the identity of the wan being before me with the companion of my early boyhood. Yet the character of his face had been at all times remarkable. A cadaverousness of complexion; an eye large, liquid, and luminous beyond comparison ; lips somewhat thin and very pallid, but of a surpass ingly beautiful curve; a nose of a delicate Hebrew model, but with a breadth of nostril unusual in similar formations; a finely moulded chin, speaking, in its want of prominence, of a want of moral energy ; hair of a more than web-like softness and tenuity, these features, with an inordinate expansion above the re gions of the temple, made up altogether a countenance not easily to be forgotten. And now in the mere exag geration of the prevailing character of these features, and of the expression they were wont to convey, lay so much of change that I doubted to whom I spoke. 292 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER The now ghastly pallor of the skin, and the now miraculous luster of the eye, above all things startled and even awed me. The silken hair, too, had been suffered to grow all unheeded, and as, in its wild gos samer texture, it floated rather than fell about the face, I could not, even with effort, connect its Ara besque expression with any idea of simple humanity. In the manner of my friend I was at once struck with an incoherence, an inconsistency; and I soon found this to arise from a series of feeble and futile struggles to overcome an habitual trepidancy, an ex cessive nervous agitation. For something of this nature I had indeed been prepared, no less by his letter than by reminiscences of certain boyish traits, and by conclusions deduced from his peculiar physical conformation and temperament. His action was alter nately vivacious and sullen. His voice varied rapidly from a tremulous indecision (when the animal spirits seemed utterly in abeyance) to that species of energetic concision, that abrupt, weighty, unhurried, and hollow-sounding enunciation, that leaden, self- balanced, and perfectly modulated guttural utterance, which may be observed in the lost drunkard, or the irreclaimable eater of opium, during the periods of his most intense excitement. It was thus that he spoke of the object of my visit, of his earnest desire to see me, and of the solace he expected me to afford him. He entered, at some length, into what he conceived to be the nature of his malady. It was, he said, a constitutional and family evil, and one for which he despaired to find a remedy ; 293 EDGAR ALLAN POE a mere nervous affection, he immediately added, which would undoubtedly soon pass off. It displayed itself in a host of unnatural sensations. Some of these, as he detailed them, interested and bewildered me; al though, perhaps, the terms and the general manner of their narration had their weight. He suffered much from a morbid acuteners of the senses ; the most insipid food was alone endurable ; he could wear only garments of certain texture; the odors of all flowers were oppressive ; his eyes were tortured by even a faint light; and there were but peculiar sounds, and these from stringed instruments, which did not in spire him with horror. To an anomalous species of terror I found him a bounden slave. "I shall perish," said he, "I MUST perish in this deplorable folly. Thus, thus, and not otherwise, shall I be lost. I dread the events of the future, not in themselves, but in their results. I shudder at the thought of any, even the most trivial, incident, which may operate upon this intolerable agitation of soul. I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect, in terror. In this unnerved, in this pitiable, condition I feel that the period will sooner or later arrive when I must abandon life and reason together, in some struggle with the grim phantasm, FEAR. I learned, moreover, at intervals, and through broken and equivocal hints, another singular feature of this mental condition. He was enchained by certain superstitious impressions in regard to the dwelling which he tenanted, and whence, for many years, he 294 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER had never ventured forth; in regard to an influence \vhose supposititious force was conveyed in terms too shadowy here to be re-stated, an influence which some peculiarities in the mere form and substance of his family mansion had, by dint of long sufferance, he said, obtained over his spirit, an effect which the physique of the gray walls and turrets, and of the dim tarn into which they had all looked down, had, at length, brought about upon the morale of his existence. He admitted, however, although with hesitation, that much of the peculiar gloom which thus afflicted him could be traced to a more natural and far more palpable origin: to the severe and long continued ill ness, indeed to the evidently approaching dissolution, of a tenderly beloved sister, his sole companion for long years, his last and only relative on earth. "Her decease," he said, with a bitterness which I can never forget, "would leave him (him, the hopeless and the frail) the last of the ancient race of the Ushers." While he spoke, the Lady Madeline (for so was she called) passed through a remote portion of the apart ment, and, without having noticed my presence, dis appeared. I regarded her with an utter astonishment not unmingled with dread; and yet I found it impos sible to account for such feelings. A sensation of stupor oppressed me as my eyes followed her retreat ing steps. When a door, at length, closed upon her, my glance sought instinctively and eagerly the counte nance of the brother; but he had buried his face in his hands, and I could only perceive that a far more 295 EDGAR ALLAN POE than ordinary wanness had overspread the emaciated fingers, through which trickled many passionate tears. The disease of the Lady Madeline had long baffled the skill of her physicians. A settled apathy, a gradual wasting away of the person, and frequent although transient affections of a partially cataleptical character were the unusual diagnosis. Hitherto she had steadily borne up against the pressure of her malady, and had not betaken herself finally to bed; but on the closing in of the evening of my arrival at the house, she succumbed (as her brother told me at night with inexpressible agitation) to the prostrating power of the destroyer; and I learned that the glimpse I had obtained of her person would thus probably be the last I should obtain, that the lady, at least while living, would be seen by me no more. For several days ensuing, her name was unmen- tioned by either Usher or myself; and during this period I was busied in earnest endeavors to alleviate the melancholy of my friend. We painted and read together, or I listened, as if in a dream, to the wild improvisations of his speaking guitar. And thus, as a closer and still closer intimacy admitted me more un reservedly into the recesses of his spirit, the more bitterly did I perceive the futility of all attempt at cheering a mind from which darkness, as if an inher ent positive quality, poured forth upon all objects of the moral and physical universe in one unceasing radiation of gloom. I shall ever bear about me a memory of the many solemn hours I thus spent alone with the master of 296 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER the House of Usher. Yet I should fail in any attempt to convey an idea of the exact character of the studies, or of the occupations, in which he involved me, or led me the way. An excited and highly distempered ideality threw a sulphureous luster over all. His long improvised dirges will ring forever in my ears. Among other things, I hold painfully in mind a cer tain singular perversion and amplification of the wild air of the last waltz of Von Weber. From the paintings over which his elaborate fancy brooded, and which grew, touch by touch, into vaguenesses at which I shuddered the more thrillingly, because I shuddered knowing not why from these paintings (vivid as their images now are before me) I would in vain endeavor to educe more than a small portion which should lie within the compass of merely written words. By the utter simplicity, by the nakedness of his designs, he arrested and overawed attention. If ever mortal painted an idea, that mortal was Rod erick Usher. For me, at least, in the circumstances then surrounding me, there arose out of the pure abstractions which the hypochondriac contrived to throw upon his canvas, an intensity of intolerable awe, no shadow of which felt I ever yet in the contem plation of the certainly glowing yet too concrete reveries of Fuseli. One of the phantasmagoric conceptions of my friend, partaking not so rigidly of the spirit of ab straction, may be shadowed forth, although feebly, in words. A small picture presented the interior of an immensely long and rectangular vault or tunnel, 297 EDGAR ALLAN POE with low walls, smooth, white, and without inter ruption or device. Certain accessory points of the design served well to convey the idea that this exca vation lay at an exceeding depth below the surface of the earth. No outlet was observed in any portion of its vast extent, and no torch or other artificial source of light was discernible ; yet a flood of intense rays rolled throughout, and bathed the whole in a ghastly and inappropriate splendor. I have just spoken of that morbid condition of the auditory nerve which rendered all music intoler able to the sufferer, with the exception of certain effects of stringed instruments. It was, perhaps, the narrow limits to which he thus confined himself upon the guitar, which gave birth, in great measure, to the fantastic character of his performances. But the fervid facility of his impromptus could not be so accounted for. They must have been, and were, in the notes, as well as in the words of his wild fantasias (for he not unfrequently accompanied himself with rhymed verbal impro visions) the result of that in tense mental collectedness and concentration to which I have previously alluded as observable only in particular moments of the highest artificial excite ment. The words of one of these rhapsodies I have easily remembered. I was, perhaps, the more forcibly impressed with it as he gave it, because, in the under or mystic current of its meaning, I fancied that I perceived, and for the first time, a full consciousness on the part of Usher, of the tottering of his lofty reason upon her throne. The verses, which were 298 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER entitled "The Haunted Palace/ 7 ran very nearly, if not accurately, thus: In the greenest of our valleys By good angels tenanted, Once a fair and stately palace Radiant palace reared its head. In the monarch Thought s dominion It stood there! Never seraph spread a pinion Over fabric half so fair. II Banners yellow, glorious, golden, On its roof did float and flow (This, all this, was in the olden Time long ago), And every gentle air that dallied, In that sweet day, Along the ramparts plumed and pallid, A winged odor went away. Ill Wanderers in that happy valley Through two luminous windows saw Spirits moving musically To a lute s well-tuned law, Bound about a throne where, sitting (Porphyrogene ! ) In state his glory well befitting, The ruler of the realm was seen. EDGAR ALLAN POE IV And all with pearl and ruby glowing Was the fair palace door, Through which came flowing, flowing, flowing, And sparkling evermore, A troop of Echoes whose sweet duty Was but to sing, In voices of surpassing beauty, The wit and wisdom of their king. But evil things, in robes of sorrow, Assailed the monarch s high estate. (Ah, let us mourn, for never morrow Shall dawn upon him, desolate!) And, round about his home, the glory That blushed and bloomed Is but a dim-remembered story Of the old time entombed. VI And travelers now, within that valley, Through the red-litten windows see Vast forms that move fantastically To a discordant melody, While, like a rapid ghastly river, Through the pale door A hideous throng rush out forever, And laugh but smile no more. I well remember that suggestions arising from this ballad led us into a train of thought wherein there became manifest an opinion of Usher s, which 300 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER I mention not so much on account of its novelty (for other men * have thought thus), as on account of the pertinacity with which he maintained it. This opin ion, in its general form, was that of the sentience of all vegetable things. But, in his disordered fancy, the idea had assumed a more daring character, and trespassed, under certain conditions, upon the king dom of inorganization. I lack words to express the full extent, or the earnest ABANDON, of his persuasion. The belief, however, was connected (as I have pre viously hinted) with the gray stones of the home of his forefathers. The conditions of the sentience had been here, he imagined, fulfilled in the method of collocation of these stones, in the order of their ar rangement, as well as in that of the many fungi which overspread them, and of the decayed trees which stood around; above all, in the long undisturbed en durance of this arrangement, and in its reduplication in the still waters of the tarn. Its evidence, the evidence of the sentience, was to be seen, he said (and I here started as he spoke), in the gradual yet certain condensation of an atmosphere of their own about the waters and the walls. The result was dis coverable, he added, in that silent yet importunate and terrible influence which for centuries had moulded the destinies of his family, and which made him what I now saw him, what he was. Such opinions need no comment, and I will make none. * Watson, Dr. Percival, Spallanzani, and especially the Bishop of Landaff. See Chemical Essays, vol. v. 301 I EDGAR ALLAN POE Our books the books which, for years, had formed no small portion of the mental existence of the invalid were, as might be supposed, in strict keeping with this character of phantasm. We pored together over such works as the Ververt et Chartreuse of Gresset; the Belphegor of Machiavelli; the Heaven and Hell of Swedenborg; the Subterranean Voyage of Nicholas Klimm, by Holberg; the Chiromancy of Kobert Flud, of Jean D Indagine, and of De la Chambre ; the Journey into the Blue Distance of Tieck ; and the City of the Sun of Campanella. One favorite volume was a small octavo edition of the Directorium Inquisitorum, by the Dominican Eymeric de Gironne ; and there were passages in Pomponius Mela, about the old African Satyrs and (Egipans, over which Usher would sit dreaming for hours. His chief delight, how ever, was found in the perusal of an exceedingly rare and curious book in quarto Gothic, the manual of a forgotten church, the Vigilice Mortuorum secundum Chorum Ecclesice Maguntinw. I could not help thinking of the wild ritual of this work, and of its probable influence upon the hypo chondriac, when, one evening, having informed me abruptly that the Lady Madeline was no more, he stated his intention of preserving her corpse for a fortnight (previously to its final interment) in one of the numerous vaults within the main walls of the building. The worldly reason, however, assigned for this singular proceeding, was one which I did not feel at liberty to dispute. The brother had been led to this resolution (so he told me) by consideration 302 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER of the unusual character of the malady of the de ceased, of certain obtrusive and eager inquiries on the part of her medical men, and of the remote and exposed situation of the burial-ground of the family. I will not deny that, when I called to mind the sinister countenance of the person whom I met upon the staircase on the day of my arrival at the house, I had no desire to oppose what I regarded as at best but a harmless, and by no means an unnatural precaution. At the request of Usher, I personally aided him in the arrangements for the temporary entombment. The body having been encoffined, we two alone bore it to its rest. The vault in which we placed it (and which had been so long unopened that our torches, half smothered in its oppressive atmosphere, gave us little opportunity for investigation) was small, damp, and entirely without means of admission for light; lying, at great depth, immediately beneath that por tion of the building in which was my own sleeping apartment. It had been used, apparently, in remote feudal times, for the worst purposes of a donjon-keep, and, in later days, as a place of deposit for powder, or some other highly combustible substance, as a portion of its floor and the whole interior of a long archway through which we reached it were carefully sheathed with copper. The door, of massive iron, had been, also, similarly protected. Its immense weight caused an unusually sharp grating sound, as it moved upon its hinges. Having deposited our mournful burden upon tres- EDGAR ALLAN POE sels within this region of horror, we partially turned aside the yet unscrewed lid of the coffin, and looked upon the face of the tenant. A striking similitude between the brother and sister now first arrested my attention ; and Usher, divining, perhaps, my thoughts, murmured out some few words from which I learned that the deceased and himself had been twins, and that sympathies of a scarcely intelligible nature had always existed between them. Our glances, however, rested not long upon the dead, for we could not regard her unawed. The disease which had thus entombed the lady in the maturity of youth, had left, as usual in all maladies of a strictly cataleptical character, the mockery of a faint blush upon the bosom and the face, and that suspiciously lingering smile upon the lip which is so terrible in death. We replaced and screwed down the lid, and, having secured the door of iron, made our way, with toil, into the scarcely less gloomy apartments of the upper portion of the house. And now, some days of bitter grief having elapsed, an observable change came over the features of the mental disorder of my friend. His ordinary manner had vanished. His ordinary occupations were neglected or forgotten. He roamed from chamber to chamber with hurried, unequal, and objectless step. The pallor of his countenance had assumed, if possible, a more ghastly hue, but the luminousness of his eye had utterly gone out. The once occasional huskiness of his tone was heard no more j and a tremulous quaver, as if of extreme terror, 204 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER habitually characterized his utterance. There were times, indeed, when I thought his unceasingly agi tated mind was laboring with some oppressive secret, to divulge which he struggled for the necessary courage. At times, again, I was obliged to resolve all into the mere inexplicable vagaries of madness, for I beheld him gazing upon vacancy for long hours, in an attitude of the profoundest attention, as if listen ing to some imaginary sound. It was no wonder that his condition terrified, that it infected me. I felt creeping upon me, by slow yet certain degrees, the wild influences of his own fantastic yet impressive superstitions. It was, especially, upon retiring to bed late in the night of the seventh or eighth day after the placing of the Lady Madeline within the donjon that I exper ienced the full power of such feelings. Sleep came not near my couch, while the hours waned and waned away. I struggled to reason off the nervousness which had dominion over me. I endeavored to be lieve that much, if not all, of what I felt was due to the bewildering influence of the gloomy furniture of the room of the dark and tattered draperies which, tortured into motion by the breath of a rising tempest, swayed fitfully to and fro upon the walls, and rustled uneasily about the decorations of the bed. But my efforts were fruitless. An irrepressible tremor gradually pervaded my frame ; and, at length, there sat upon my very heart an incubus of utterly causeless alarm. Shaking this off with a gasp and a struggle, I uplifted myself upon the pillows, and, 120 305 EDGAR ALLAN POE peering earnestly within the intense darkness of the chamber, hearkened (I know not why, except that an instinctive spirit prompted me) to certain low and in definite sounds which came, through the pauses of the storm, at long intervals, I knew not whence. Over powered by an intense sentiment of horror, unac countable yet unendurable, I threw on my clothes with haste (for I felt that I should sleep no more during the night), and endeavored to arouse myself from the pitiable condition into which I had fallen by pacing rapidly to and fro through the apartment. I had taken but a few turns in this manner when a light step on an adjoining staircase arrested my attention. I presently recognized it as that of Usher. In an instant afterward he rapped, with a gentle touch, at my door, and entered, bearing a lamp. His countenance was, as usual, cadaverously wan, but moreover, there was a species of mad hilarity in his eyes, an evidently restrained hysteria in his whole de meanor. His air appalled me; but anything was preferable to the solitude which I had so long en dured, and I even welcomed his presence as a relief. "And you have not seen it?" he said, abruptly, after having stared about him for some moments in silence; "you have not then seen it? but, stay! you shall." Thus speaking, and having carefully shaded his lamp, he hurried to one of the casements, and threw it freely open to the storm. The impetuous fury of the entering gust nearly lifted us from our feet. It was, indeed, a tempes tuous yet sternly beautiful night, and one wildly sin- 306 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER gular in its terror and its beauty. A whirlwind had apparently collected its force in our vicinity; for there were frequent and violent alterations in the direction of the wind; and the exceeding density of the clouds (which hung so low as to press upon the turrets of the house) did not prevent our perceiving the lifelike velocity with which they flew careering from all points against each other, without passing away in the distance. I say that even their exceed ing density did not prevent our perceiving this; yet we had no glimpse of the moon or stars, nor was there any flashing forth of the lightning. But the under surfaces of the huge masses of agitated vapor, as well as all terrestrial objects immediately around us, were glowing in the unnatural light of a faintly luminous and distinctly visible gaseous exhalation which hung about and enshrouded the mansion. "You must not, you shall not behold this! " said I, shuddering, to Usher, as I led him, with a gentle violence, from the window to a seat. " These appear ances, which bewilder you, are merely electrical phe nomena, not uncommon; or it may be that they have their ghastly origin in the rank miasma of the tarn. Let us close this casement; the air is chilling and dangerous to your frame. Here is one of your favor ite romances. I will read, and you shall listen ; and so we will pass away this terrible night together. " The antique volume which I had taken up was the Mad Trist of Sir Launcelot Canning, but I had called it a favorite of Usher s more in sad jest than in earn est; for, in truth, there is little in its uncouth and 307 EDGAR ALLAN POE unimaginative prolixity which could have had in terest for the lofty and spiritual ideality of my friend. It was, however, the only book immediately at hand; and I indulged a vague hope that the excitement which now agitated the hypochondriac might find relief (for the history of mental disorder is full of similar anomalies) even in the extremeness of the folly which I should read. Could I have judged, indeed, by the wild overstrained air of vivacity with which he hearkened, or apparently hearkened, to the words of the tale, I might well have congratulated myself upon the success of my design. I had arrived at that well-known portion of the story where Ethelred, the hero of the Trist, having sought in vain for peaceable admission into the dwell ing of the hermit, proceeds to make good an entrance by force. Here, it will be remembered, the words of the narrative run thus : "And Ethelred, who was by nature of a doughty heart, and who was now mighty withal, on account of the powerfulness of the wine which he had drunken, waited no longer to hold parley with the hermit, who, in sooth, was of an obstinate and malice- ful turn, but, feeling the rain upon his shoulders, and fearing the rising of the tempest, uplifted his mace outright, and, with blows, made quickly room in the plankings of the door for his gauntleted hand; and now pulling therewith sturdily, he so cracked, and ripped, and tore all asunder, that the noise of the dry and hollow-sounding wood alarumed and rever berated throughout the forest/ 508 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER At the termination of this sentence I started and, for a moment, paused; for it appeared to me (al though I at once concluded that my excited fancy had deceived me) it appeared to me that, from some very remote portion of the mansion, there came, indis tinctly to my ears, what might have been, in its exact similarity of character, the echo (but a stifled and dull one, certainly) of the very cracking and ripping sound which Sir Launcelot had so particularly described. It was, beyond doubt, the coincidence alone which had arrested my attention ; for, amid the rattling of the sashes of the casements, and the ordi nary commingled noises of the still increasing storm, the sound, in itself, had nothing, surely, which should have interested or disturbed me. I continued the story : "But the good champion Ethelred, now entering within the door, was sore enraged and amazed to perceive no signal of the maliceful hermit ; but, in the stead thereof, a dragon of a scaly and prodigious demeanor, and of a fiery tongue, which sate in guard before a palace of gold, with a floor of silver; and upon the wall there hung a shield of shining brass with this legend enwritten: Who entereth herein, a conqueror hath bin; Who slayeth the dragon, the shield he shall win. And Ethelred uplifted his mace, and struck upon the head of the dragon, which fell before him, and gave up his pesty breath, with a shriek so horrid and 309 EDGAR ALLAN POE harsh, and withal so piercing, that Ethelred had fain to close his ears with his hands against the dreadful noise of it, the like whereof was never before heard." Here again I paused abruptly, and now with a feeling of wild amazement; for there could be no doubt whatever that, in this instance, I did actually hear (although from what direction it proceeded I found it impossible to say) a low and apparently distant, but harsli, protracted, and most unusual screaming or grating sound, the exact counterpart of what my fancy had already conjured up for the dragon s unnatural shriek as described by the ro mancer. Oppressed, as I certainly was, upon the occur rence of this second and most extraordinary coinci dence, by a thousand conflicting sensations, in which wonder and extreme terror were predominant, I still retained sufficient presence of mind to avoid excit ing, by any observation, the sensitive nervousness of my companion. I was by no means certain that he had noticed the sounds in question ; although, assur edly, a strange alteration had, during the last few minutes, taken place in his demeanor. From a posi tion fronting my own, he had gradually brought round his chair, so as to sit with his face to the door of the chamber; and thus I could but partially per ceive his features, although I saw that his lips trem bled as if he were murmuring inaudibly. His head had dropped upon his breast, yet I knew that he was not asleep, from the wide and rigid opening of the eye as I caught a glance of it in "profile. The motion 310 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER of his body, too, was at variance with this idea, for he rocked from side to side with a gentle yet constant and uniform sway. Having rapidly taken notice of all this, I resumed the narrative of Sir Launcelot, which thus proceeded: "And now, the champion, having escaped from the terrible fury of the dragon, bethinking himself of the brazen shield, and of the breaking up of the enchantment which was upon it, removed the carcass from out of the way before him, and approached valorously over the silver pavement of the castle to where- the shield was upon the wall; which in sooth tarried not his full coming, but fell down at his feet upon the silver floor, with a mighty great and terrible ringing sound." No sooner had these syllables passed my lips than, as if a shield of brass had indeed, at the moment, fallen heavily upon a floor of silver, I became aware of a distinct, hollow, metallic, and clangorous, yet apparently muffled, reverberation. Completely un nerved, f leaped to my feet; but the measured rock ing movement of Usher was undisturbed. I rushed to the chair in which he sat. His eyes were bent fixedly before him, and throughout his whole coun tenance there reigned a stony rigidity. But, as I placed my hand upon his shoulder, there came a strong shudder over his whole person, a sickly smile quivered about his lips, and I saw that he spoke in a low, hurried, and gibbering murmur, as if uncon scious of my presence. Bending closely over him, I at length drank in the hideous import of his words. EDGAR ALLAN POE 1 t : Not hear it? yes, I hear it, and HAVE heard it. Long long long many minutes, many hours, many days, have I heard it, yet I dared not oh, pity me, miserable wretch that I am ! I dared not, I DARED not speak ! WE HAVE PUT HER LIVING IN THE TOMB ! Said I not that my senses were acute ? I NOW tell you that I heard her first feeble movements in the hollow coffin. I heard them, many, many days ago, yet I dared not, I DARED NOT SPEAK! And now to-night Ethelred ha! ha! the breaking of the hermit s door, and the death-cry of the dragon, and the clangor of the shield, say, rather, the rending of her coffin, and the grating of the iron hinges of her prison, and her struggles within the coppered archway of the vault! Oh! whither shall I fly? Will she not be here anon? Is she not hurrying to upbraid me for my haste? Have I not heard her footstep on the stair ? Do I not distinguish that heavy and horrible beating of her heart? Madman!" here he sprang furiously to his feet, and shrieked out his syllables, as if in the effort he were giving up his soul Madman ! I tell you that she now stands without the door." As if in superhuman energy of his utterance there had been found the potency of a spell, the huge antique panels to which the speaker pointed, threw slowly back, upon the instant, their ponderous and ebony jaws. It was the work of the rushing gust, but then without those doors there DID stand the lofty and enshrouded figure of the Lady Madeline of Usher. There was blood upon her white robes, and the 312 FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER evidence of some bitter struggle upon every portion of her emaciated frame. For a moment she remained trembling and reeling to and fro upon the threshold ; then, with a low moaning cry, fell heavily inward upon the person of her brother, and in her violent and now final death-agonies, bore him to the floor a corpse, and a victim to the terrors he had anticipated. From that chamber, and from that mansion, I fled aghast. The storm was still abroad in all its wrath as I found myself crossing the old causeway. Sud denly there shot along the path a wild light, and I turned to see whence a gleam so unusual could have issued ; for the vast house and its shadows were alone behind me. The radiance was that of the full, setting, and blood-red moon, which now shone vividly through that once barely discernible fissure, of which I have before spoken as extending from the roof of the building, in a zigzag direction, to the base. While I gazed, this fissure rapidly widened, there came a fierce breath of the whirlwind, the entire orb of the satellite burst at once upon my sight, my brain reeled as I saw the mighty walls rushing asunder, there was a long tumultuous shouting sound like the voice of a thousand waters, and the deep and dank tarn at my feet closed sullenly and silently over the fragments of the " HOUSE OF USHER. " 313 THE MAN THAT WAS USED UP A TALE OF THE LATE BUGABOO AND KICKAPOO CAMPAIGN Pleurez, pleurez, mes yeux, et fondez-vous en eau! La moitie de ma vie a mis Vautre au tombeau. COBNEILLE. i CANNOT just now remember when or where I first made the acquaintance of that truly fine-looking fellow, Brevet Brig adier-General John A. B. C. Smith. Some one DID introduce me to the gentleman, I am sure at some public meeting, I know very well, held about something of great impor tance, no doubt, at some place or other, I feel con vinced, whose name I have unaccountably forgotten. The truth is that the introduction was attended, upon my part, with a degree of anxious embarrassment which operated to prevent any definite impressions of either time or place. I am constitutionally nerv ous; this, with me, is a family failing, and I can t help it. In especial, the slightest appearance of mys tery, of any point I cannot exactly comprehend, puts me at once into a pitiable state of agitation. There was something, as it were, remarkable yes, REMARKABLE, although this is but a feeble term to express my full meaning about the entire individ- 3M THE MAN THAT WAS USED UP uality of the personage in question. He was, perhaps, six feet in height, and of a presence singularly com manding. There was an air distingue pervading the whole man, which spoke of high breeding, and hinted at high birth. Upon this topic, the topic of Smith s personal appearance, I have a kind of melancholy satisfaction in being minute. His head of hair would have done honor to a Brutus ; nothing could be more richly flowing, or possess a brighter gloss. It was of a jetty black ; which was also the color, or more prop erly the no color, of his unimaginable whiskers. You perceive I cannot speak of these latter with out enthusiasm; it is not too much to say that they were the handsomest pair of whiskers under the sun. At all events, they encircled, and at times partially overshadowed, a mouth utterly unequalled. Here were the most entirely even, and the most brilliantly white of all conceivable teeth. From between them, upon every proper occasion, issued a voice of sur passing clearness, melody, and strength. In the matter of eyes, also, my acquaintance was pre-emi nently endowed. Either one of such a pair was worth a couple of the ordinary ocular organs. They were of a deep hazel, exceedingly large and lustrous; and there was perceptible about them, ever and anon, just that amount of interesting obliquity which gives preg nancy to expression. The bust of the General was unquestionably the finest bust I ever saw. For your life you could not have found fault with its wonderful proportion. This rare peculiarity set off to great advantage a pair of 315 EDGAR ALLAN POE shoulders which would have called up a blush of conscious inferiority into the countenance of the marble Apollo. I have a passion for fine shoulders, and may say that I never beheld them in per fection before. The arms altogether were admirably modelled. Nor were the lower limbs less superb. These were, indeed, the ne plus ultra of good legs. Every connoisseur in such matters admitted the legs to be good. There was neither too much flesh nor too little, neither rudeness nor fragility. I could not imgaine a more graceful curve than that of the os femoris, and there was just that due gentle prom inence in the rear of the fibula which goes to the con formation of a properly proportioned calf. I wish to God my young and talented friend Chiponchipino, the sculptor, had but seen the legs of Brevet Brigadier- General John A. B. C. Smith. But although men so absolutely fine-looking are neither as plenty as reasons or blackberries, still I could not bring myself to believe that THE REMARK ABLE something to which I alluded just now that the odd air of je ne sals quoi which hung about my new acquaintance, lay altogether, or indeed at all, in the supreme excellence of his bodily endowments. Perhaps it might be traced to the manner; yet here again I could not pretend to be positive. There was a primness, not to say stiffness, in his carriage; a degree of measured and, if I may so express it, of rec tangular precision attending his every movement, which, observed in a more diminutive figure, would have had the least little savor in the world of affecta- 3.6 THE MAN THAT WAS USED UP tion, pomposity, or constraint, but which, noticed in a gentleman of his undoubted dimensions, was readily placed to the account of reserve, hauteur-, of a com mendable sense, in short, of what is due to the dignity of colossal proportion. The kind friend who presented me to General Smith whispered in my ear some few words of com ment upon the man. He was a REMARKABLE man, a VERY remarkable man; indeed, one of the most re markable men of the age. He was an especial favorite, too, with the ladies, chiefly on account of his high reputation for courage. "In THAT point he is unrivalled; indeed, he is a perfect desperado, a downright fire-eater, and no mistake, * said my friend, here dropping his voice excessively low, and thrilling me with the mystery of his tone. "A downright fire-eater, and NO mistake. Showed THAT, I should say, to some purpose, in the late tre mendous swamp-fight, away down South, with the Bugaboo and Kickapoo Indians. [Here my friend opened his eyes to some extent.] Bless my soul! blood and thunder, and all that! PRODIGIES of valor! heard of him, of course ? you know he s the man - "Man alive, how DO you do? why, how ARE ye? VERY glad to see ye, indeed!" here interrupted the General himself, seizing my companion by the hand as he drew near, and bowing stiffly but profoundly as I was presented. I then thought (and I think so still) that I never heard a clearer nor a stronger voice, nor beheld a finer set of teeth : but I MUST say that I was EDGAR ALLAN POE sorry for the interruption Just at that moment, as, owing to the whispers and insinuations aforesaid, my interest had been greatly excited in the hero of the Bugaboo and Kickapoo campaign. However, the delightfully luminous conversation of Brevet Brigadier-General John A. B. C. Smith soon completely dissipated this chagrin. My friend leaving us immediately, we had quite a long tete-a-tete; and I was not only pleased but really instructed. I never heard a more fluent talker, or a man of greater gen eral information. With becoming modesty, he for bore, nevertheless, to touch upon the theme I had just then most at heart: I mean the mysterious cir cumstances attending the Bugaboo War; and, on my own part, what I conceive to be a proper sense of delicacy forbade me to broach the subject; although, in truth, I was exceedingly tempted to do so. I perceived, too, that the gallant soldier preferred topics of philosophical interest, and that he delighted, especially, in commenting upon the rapid march of mechanical invention. Indeed, lead him where I would, this was a point to which he invariably came back. "There is nothing at all like it," he would say; "we are a wonderful people, and live in a wonderful age. Parachutes and railroads, man-traps and spring- guns! Our steamboats are upon every sea, and the Nassau balloon packet is about to run regular trips (fare either way only twenty pounds sterling) be tween London and Timbuctoo. And who shall calcu late the immense influence upon social life, upon arts, 318 ^>>o THE MAN THAT WAS USED UP upon commerce, upon literature, which will be the immediate result of the great principles of electro magnetics ! Nor is this all, let me assure you ! There is really no end to the march of invention. ; The most wonderful, the most ingenious, and let me add, Mr. Mr. Thompson, I believe, is your name let me add, I say, the most USEFUL, the most truly USEFUL, mechanical contrivances are daily spring ing up like mushrooms, if I may so express myself, or, more figuratively, like ah grasshoppers like grasshoppers, Mr. Thompson about us and ah ah ah around us ! Thompson, to be sure, is not my name ; but it is needless to say that I left General Smith with a heightened interest in the man, with an exalted opinion of his conversational powers, and a deep sense of the valuable privileges we enjoy in living in this age of mechanical invention. My curiosity, how ever, had not been altogether satisfied, and I resolved to prosecute immediate inquiry among my acquaint ances touching the Brevet Brigadier-General himself, and particularly respecting the tremendous events quorum pars magna fuit, during the Bugaboo and Kickapoo campaign. The first opportunity which presented itself, and which (horresco referens) I did not in the least scruple to seize, occurred at the Church of the Reverend Doctor Drummummupp, where I found myself es tablished, one Sunday, just at sermon time, not only in the pew, but by the side of that worthy and com municative little friend of mine, Miss Tabitha T. 319 / O EDGAR ALLAN POE Thus seated, I congratulated myself, and with much reason, upon the very nattering state of affairs. If any person knew anything about Brevet Brigadier- General John A. B. C. Smith, that person, it was clear to me, was Miss Tabitha T. We telegraphed a few signals and then commenced, sotto voce, a brisk tete-a-tete. " Smith I" said she, in reply to my very earnest inquiry; "Smith! why, not General A. B. C. ? Bless me, I thought you KNEW all about HIM! This is a wonderfully inventive age ! Horrid affair that ! a bloody set of wretches, those Kickapoos ! fought like a hero prodigies of valor immortal renown. Smith ! Brevet Brigadier-General John A. B. C. ! why, you know he s the man " "Man," here broke in Doctor Drummummupp, at the top of his voice, and with a thump that came near knocking the pulpit about our ears, "man that is born of a woman hath but a short time to live; he cometh up and is cut down like a flower !" I started to the extremity of the pew, and perceived by the animated looks of the divine that the wrath which had nearly proved fatal to the pulpit had been excited by the whispers of the lady and myself. There was no help for it ; so I submitted with a good grace, and listened, in all the martyrdom of dignified silence, to the balance of that very capital discourse. Next evening found me a somewhat late visitor at the Rantipole Theatre, where I felt sure of satisfy ing my curiosity at once, by merely stepping into the box of those exquisite specimens of affability and THE MAN THAT WAS USED UP omniscience, the Misses Arabella and Miranda Cogno scenti. That fine tragedian, Climax, was doing lago to a very crowded house, and I experienced some little difficulty in making my wishes understood; es pecially as our box was next the slips, and completely overlooked the stage. " Smith!" said Miss Arabella, as she at length comprehended the purport of my query; "Smith! why, not General John A. B. C.?" "Smith!" inquired Miranda, musingly. "God bless me, did you ever behold a finer figure?" "Never, madam, but DO tell me " "Or so inimitable grace?" "Never, upon my word! But pray, inform me " "Or so just an appreciation of stage effect?" "Madam!" "Or a more delicate sense of the true beauties of Shakespeare? Be so good as to look at that leg!" "The devil!" and I turned again to her sister. "Smith!" said she, "why, not General John A. B. C.? Horrid affair that, wasn t it? great wretches, those Bugaboos savage, and so on but we live in a wonderfully inventive age! Smith! Oh yes ! great man ! perfect desperado ! immor tal renown ! prodigies of valor ! NEVER HEARD ! (This was given in a scream.) "Bless my soul! why he s the man *" mandragora Nor all the drowsy syrups of the world I 21 321 EDGAR ALLAN POE Shall ever medicine thee to that sweet sleep "Which thou owedst yesterday! " here roared out Climax just in my ear, and shaking his fist in my face all the time in a way that I couldn t stand, and I wouldn t. I left the Misses Cognoscenti immediately, went behind the scenes forthwith, and gave the beggarly scoundrel such a thrashing as I trust he will remember till the day of his death. At the soiree of the lovely widow, Mrs. Kathleen Trump, I was confident that I should meet with no similiar disappointment. Accordingly, I was no sooner seated at the card-table, with my pretty hostess for a vis-a-vis, than I propounded those questions the solution of which had become a matter so essential to my peace. " Smith!" said my partner, "why, not General John A. B. C.? Horrid affair that, wasn t it? dia monds did you say? -terrible wretches, those Kicka- poos ! we are playing whist, if you please, Mr. Tattle however, this is the age of invention, most cer tainly THE age, one may say THE age par excellence speak French ? oh, quite a hero perfect desper ado! NO HEARTS, Mr. Tattle? I don t believe it immortal renown and all that prodigies of valor! NEVER HEARD ! ! why, bless me, he s the man "Mann! CAPTAIN Mann!" here screamed some little feminine interloper from the farthest corner of the room. "Are you talking about Captain Mann and the duel ? oh, I MUST hear do tell go on, Mrs. Trump! do now go on!" And go on Mrs. 322 THE MAN THAT WAS USED UP Trump did all about a certain Captain Mann, who was either shot or hung, or should have been both shot and hung. Yes! Mrs. Trump, she went on, and I I went off. There was no chance of hearing anything further that evening in regard to Brevet Brigadier-General John A. B. C. Smith. Still I consoled myself with the reflection that the tide of ill-luck would not run against me forever, and so determined to make a bold push for information at the rout of that bewitching little angel, the grace ful Mrs. Pirouette. " Smith!" said Mrs. P., as we twirled about to gether in a pas de zephyr, t Smith ! why, not General John A. B. C. ? Dreadful business that of the Buga boos, wasn t it? dreadful creatures, those Indians! DO turn out your toes ! I really am ashamed of you man of great courage, poor fellow ! but this is a wonderful age for invention Oh, dear me, I m out of breath quite a desperado prodigies of valor NEVER HEARD ! can t believe it I shall have to sit down and enlighten you Smith ! why he s the man Man-Fred, I tell you!" here bawled out Miss Bas-Bleu, as I led Mrs. Pirouette to a seat. "Did ever anybody hear the like? It s ~NLan-Frcd, I say, and not at all by any means Wan-Friday. " Here Miss Bas-Bleu beckoned to me in a very peremptory manner; and I was obliged, will I nill I, to leave Mrs. P. for the purpose of deciding a dispute touch ing the title of a certain poetical drama of Lord Byron s. Although I pronounced, with great prompt- 323 EDGAR ALLAN POE ness, that the true title was Man-Friday, and not by any means Man-Fred, yet when I returned to seek Mrs. Pirouette she was not to be discovered, and I made my retreat from the house in a very bitter spirit of animosity against the whole race of the Bas-Bleus. Matters had now assumed a really serious aspect, and I resolved to call at once upon my particular friend, Theodore Sinivate; for I knew that here at least I should get something like definite informa tion. Smith ! said he, in his well-known peculiar way of drawling out his syllables ; * Smith ! why, not General John A. B. C.? Savage affair that with the Kickapo-o-o-os, wasn t it? Say, don t you think so? perfect despera-a-ado great pity, pon my honor! wonderfully inventive age! pro-o-odigies of valor ! By the by, did you ever hear about Captain Ma-a-a-a-n?" 11 Captain Mann be d d!" said I; "please to go on with your story." Hem ! oh well ! quite la meme cho-o-ose, as we say in France. Smith, eh? Brigadier-General John A B C. ? I say" (here Mr. S* thought proper to put his finger to the side of his nose) "I say, you don t mean to insinuate now, really and truly, and conscientiously, that you don t know all about that affair of Smith s as well as I do, eh? Smith? John A B C.? Why, bless me, he s the ma-a-an " "Mr. Sinivate," said I, imploringly, "is he the man in the mask ? 324 THE MAN THAT WAS USED UP "No-o-o!" said he, looking wise, "nor the man in the mo-o-on." This reply I considered a pointed and positive insult, and so left the house at once in high dudgeon, with a firm resolve to call my friend, Mr. Sinivate, to a speedy account for his ungentlemanly conduct and ill-breeding. In the meantime, however, I had no notion of being thwarted touching the information I desired. There was one resource left me yet. I would go to the fountain-head. I would call forthwith upon the Gen eral himself, and demand, in explicit terms, a solu tion of his abominable piece of mystery. Here, at least, there should be no chance of equivocation. I would be plain, positive, peremptory ; as short as pie crust, as concise as Tacitus or Montesquieu. It was early when I called, and the General was dressing, but I pleaded urgent business, and was shown at once into his bedroom by an old negro valet, who remained in attendance during my visit. As I entered the chamber, I looked about, of course, for the occupant, but did not immediately perceive him. There was a large and exceedingly odd-looking bundle of something which lay close by my feet on the floor, and, as I was not in the best humor in the world, I gave it a kick out of the way. "Hem! ahem! rather civil that, I should say!" said the bundle, in one of the smallest, and alto gether the funniest little voices, between a squeak and a whistle, that I ever heard in all the days of my existence. EDGAR ALLAN POE "Ahem! rather civil that, I should observe." I fairly shouted with terror, and made off, at a tangent, into the farthest extremity of the room. "God bless me, my dear fellow!" here again whistled the bundle, * * what what what why, what is the matter? I really believe you don t know me at all." What COULD I say to all this? what COULD I? I staggered into an armchair, and, with staring eyes and open mouth, awaited the solution of the wonder. "Strange you shouldn t know me, though, isn t it?" presently re-squeaked the nondescript, which I now perceived was performing upon the floor some inexplicable evolution, very analogous to the drawing on of a stocking. There was only a single leg, how ever, apparent. "Strange you shouldn t know me though, isn t it? Pompey, bring me that leg!" Here Pompey handed the bundle a very capital cork leg, already dressed, which it screwed on in a trice ; and then it stood up before my eyes. "And a bloody action it was," continued the thing, as if in a soliloquy; "but then one mustn t fight with the Bugaboos and Kickapoos, and think of coming off with a mere scratch. Pompey, I ll thank you now for that arm. Thomas" (turning to me) "is decidedly the best hand at a cork leg; but if you should ever want an arm, my dear fellow, you must really let me recommend you to Bishop." Here Pompey screwed on an arm. "We had rather hot work of it, that you may say. THE MAN THAT WAS USED UP Now, you dog, slip on my shoulders and bosom. Pettit makes the best shoulders, but for a bosom you will have to go to Ducrow." "Bosom!" said I. "Pompey, will you never be ready with that wig? Scalping is a rough process, after all; but then you can procure such a capital scratch at De L Orme s." "Scratch!" "Now, you nigger, my teeth! For a good set of these you had better go to Parmly s at once; high prices, but excellent work. I swallowed some very capital articles, though, when the big Bugaboo ram med me down with the butt end of his rifle. Butt end ! ram down ! ! my eye ! ! " "Oh, yes, by the by, my eye! Here, Pompey, you scamp, screw it in! Those Kickapoos are not so very slow at a gouge, he s a belied man, that Dr. Williams, after all; you can t imagine how well I see with the eyes of his make. I now began very clearly to perceive that the object before me was nothing more or less than my new acquaintance, Brevet Brigadier-General John A. B. C. Smith. The manipulations of Pompey had made, I must confess, a very striking difference in the personal appearance of the man. The voice, however, still puzzled me no little; but even this apparent mystery was speedily cleared up. "Pompey, you black rascal," squeaked the Gen eral, "I really do believe you would let me go with out my palate." Hereupon the negro, grumbling out an apology, 327 EDGAR ALLAN POE went up to his master, opened his mouth with the knowing air of a horse^jockey, and adjusted therein a somewhat singular-looking machine, in a very dex terous manner, that I could not altogether compre hend. The alteration, however, in the entire expres sion of the General s countenance was instantaneous and surprising. When he again spoke, his voice had resumed all that rich melody and strength which I had noticed upon our original introduction. D n the vagabonds! " said he, in so clear a tone that I positively started at the change. " D n the vagabonds! they not only knocked in the roof of my mouth, but took the trouble to cut off at least seven-eighths of my tongue. There isn t Bonfanti s equal, however, in America, for really good articles of this description. I can recommend you to him with confidence" (here the General bowed), "and assure you that I have the greatest pleasure in so doing. I acknowledged his kindness in my best manner, and took leave of him at once, with a perfect under standing of the true state of affairs, with a full com prehension of the mystery which had troubled me so long. It was evident. It was a clear case. Brevet Brigadier-General John A. B. C. 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