UC-NRLF MS 52fl INCE fcilw*., v-^ YOUTH TH UNIVERSITY OP CALIFORNIA LIBRARY C5C LIBRIS GEORGE V. HOBART PRODUCERS FIRST EPISODE Youth: "Do you know what pou are ?- the dearest sweet heart in all ihe world." Page / M rt O-i -^ THIRD EPISODE f ft PLEASURE: "Come, Youth, a glass of wine you ll like it. Page 38 FIFTH EPISODE WORK: "Well, you size up all right to me- I m looking for biicjnrq like von." Page 76 SIXTH EPISODE RA<LTY: "It s dark, ain t it? black dark for both of us Page 108 SEVENTH EPISODE DELUSION: I ve got a forget-factory right around the corner. Come on, Bo, I ll put VQU wise." 113 W TENTH EPISODE LOVE: "I ve waited when every hour was an age and every lay an eternity." Page 126 EXPERIENCE THE MOST WONDERFUL PLAY IN AMERICA Copyright, 1914, by GEORGE V. HOBART Copyright, 1915, by THE H. K. FLY COMPANY In its present form this play is dedicated to the reading public only, and no performances of it may be given. Any piracy or infringement will be pros ecuted in accordance with the penalties provided by the United States Statutes: Sec. 4966. Any person publicly performing or representing any dramatic or musical composition, for which copyright has been obtained, without the consent of the proprietor of the said dramatic or musical composition, or his heirs or assigns, shall be liable for damages therefor, such damages in all cases to be assessed at such sum, not less than one hundred dollars for the first and fifty dollars for every subsequent performance as to the Court shall appear just. If the unlawful performance and representation be wilful and for profit, such person or persons shall be guiylt of a misdemeanor, and upon conviction be imprisoned for a period not exceeding one year. U. S. Revised Statutes, Title 60, Chap. 3. TO THE THREE WHO HEARD IT FIRST 434492 CONTENTS PAG 1 THE FIRST EPISODE "In the Land Where Dreams Begin" . THE SECOND EPISODE a ln the Street of Vacillation" 19 THE THIRD EPISODE "The Primrose Path" 28 THE FOURTH EPISODE "In the Corridors of Chance" 5f THE FIFTH EPISODE "The Street of Disillusion" 75 THE SIXTH EPISODE "In the House of Last Resort". 83 THE SEVENTH EPISODE "The Street of Remorse" Ill THE EIGHTH EPISODE "The House of Lost Souls". 11:> THE NINTH EPISODE "The Street of Forgotten Days" 121 THE TENTH EPISODE "In the Land Where the Dreamer Wakens" . . . 125 First Episode. Second Episode. THE CAST (In the order of their appearance.} LOVE HOPE YOUTH AMBITION EXPERIENCE PLEASURE OPPORTUNITY GUSH DRIVEL EXCITEMENT TRAVEL SONG SPORT FASHION BLUEBLOOD STYLE FRIVOLITY CONCEIT SNOB PRIDE BEAUTY DECEIT SLANDER WEALTH , INTOXICATION PASSION Third Episode. ROULETTE-DEALERS CAUTION VENTURE - SUPERSTITION SYSTEM STUPID DESPAIR WAITER CHANCE CARELESS THOUGHTLESS WORK GROUCH FRAILTY MAKESHIFT ROGUE DISSOLUTE SNEAK ILLITERATE RECKLESS CHEAT INDOLENCE RASCAL POVERTY LAW DELUSION HABIT DEGRADATION CRIME Fourth Episode. Fifth Episode. Sixth Episode. Seventh Episode. Eighth Episode. THE FIRST EPISODE. IN THE LAND WHERE DREAMS BEGIN. DESCRIPTION: The Home of Love, on the Hilltop. Then is a small, old-fashioned cottage at Left^ It is covered with vines and rambler roses^ A practical door and window in cottage, A rustic fence crosses stage obliquely. A country lane outside of the fence. Insidt t the fence and around the house is the flower garden. A rustic bench is near tht fence. Peach and apple trees are in blos som. On the side of the hill in the dis tance is an old-fashioned country church, DISCOVERED: LOVE, standing alone by the fence, looking off down the lane as the curtain rises* Birds singing in the trees in the distance, LOVE turns presently and sits on tht rustic bench near the fence sighs. Entet HOPE. HOPE Good morning, Love, dear isn t it a perfect morning! LOVE Yes, Hope, and I m happy because the morning is so perfect Youth is goinq; away and I want him to have clear skies for his journey. It s lucky, isn t it, Hope, for him to start out for the Big World with sunshine all about him 1 HOPE Of course it s lucky. But are you really happy or just pre tending? (9) 10 EXPERIENCE LOVE Well, I don t suppose I can be really and truly happy when the one I am fondest of in all the world is going away but I won t let him see that I m unhappy. HOPE That s the way to do. LOVE And while he s gone well, I ll have you, won t I, Hope? HOPE Yes, Love, I ll be with you every minute. LOVE I wonder what it s like out there in the Big World ? HOPE Oh, it s a wonderful place. And Success will be waiting for him right around the first corner. LOVE I know that I m sure of it but he ll meet other people, won t he? HOPE Of course he ll meet a lot of people. LOVE Will he meet any girls, do you think? HOPE I suppose so. LOVE Pretty girls ? HOPE Very likely! EXPERIENCE 11 LOVE Do you think he ll meet any girl he ll like better than h likes me? HOPE Of course not. Aren t you his first sweetheart? LOVE Yes, but a young man very seldom marries his first sweet heart didn t you know that? HOPE No. LOVE Well, it s true I read it in a book. HOPE Don t you believe it. He ll come back to you and you ll lire happily ever after. (YOUTH S whistle heard #.) LOVE There he is now! (Runs to gate lo o ks off calls " Woo-hoo! " fcsssto^ ing whistle heard off.) Hope, dear, of course I don t want you to go, but I js* happened to think of something I wanted to say to h * (Whistle heard off nearer LOVE answers : "Woo-hoo") Of course, dear, you may stay right here if you want to, but I was thinking that 12 EXPERIENCE HOPE (laughing) I understand perfectly. (HOPE exits.) (Whistle heard quite close LOVE answers it. YOUTH runt on, speaking as he enters the gate.) YOUTH Love, dear! LOVE (putting her arms around his neck) Youth! YOUTH (Embraces her kisses her) Love, dear! You see, I m away ahead of time aren t you glad? And you re not going to be unhappy when I m gone, are you, Love ? (LovE tries hard to be brave and smiles up at him shaking her head slowly in reply to his question.) You re smiling isn t that splendid! Come, let s sit here together, for we have so many things to talk about. (They sit on bench he kisses her.) Do you know what you are? the dearest sweetheart in all the world! (Music very faint and low is heard from the church across the valley.) EXPERIENCE 13 f LOVE Listen ! (Pause both listen to music in distance.) YOUTH It seems as though the little church were whispering good bye to me. LOVE No, Youth, that s the way the spirit of your dear dead mother wishes you God-speed on your journey. (Pause both listen until music dies away.) YOUTH Yes, dear; that s the way she alw r ays comes back to me in the voice of music. (His tone changes.) I had almost forgotten! (Holds up left hand, showing ring on his little finger.) Look, Love ! the little ring I bought you to remember me by. (He gives her the ring.) LOVE (looking at it) To remember you by! Oh, Youth, Youth, dear! I don t need a ring for that. I ll remember you by the sun that rises and sets I ll remember you by the breezes that whisper messages from you as they pass me by I ll re member you by the blue sky that bends above us, and the summer rain beating upon the roof will sing your name to me. Through all the daylight hours I ll 14 EXPERIENCE with you through the Halls of Memory and when ths night comes and the shadows deepen my spirit shall search for yours amidst the darkness. (She puts her arms around him and her head *>n his shoulder.) YOUTH Oh, Love, clear, I didn t mean that you d forget me I Oh, please, Love look at me and smile again. (She looks up and tries to smile.) Won t you wear it, just as a keepsake? LOVE (taking the ring and kissing it several times.) No, Youth, but I m going to ask you to wear it always! See ! I ve kissed it now I m going to put it on your finger and mak^ a wish to keep evil away from you while you re away from me ! (She raises his hand to her lips and holds it there as she makes the wish.) There, Youth, dear; I ve made my wish and when you come back YOUTH *And when I come back if I m not able to put this little ring on your finger then you ll know me for an unworthy pilgrim whose soul is. bruised and tarnished by contact with the world I m setting out to conquer. LOVE Oh, but come back, even bruised or tarnished come back. Youth please don t forget me! EXPERIENCE 15 YOUTH Forget you ! does the river forget to roll on to the sea ? do the stars forget to shine at night ? do the birds forget to sing in Springtime? Forget you never never through pleasure or pain, through joy or sorrow, through weal or w r oe and the good God lets me live! (He embraces her.) ( HOPE enters from the cottage!*, HOPE Remember, children, there must be r.o tears at parting \ YOUTH (Goes to HOPE kisses her on forehead) Hope, my best of sisters! (AMBITION enters at Right stands outside the fence.) AMBITION Come, Youth ; you ve tarried over long. You said the parting would be brief. (AMBITION comes through the gate and into the scene.) YOUTH Yes, Ambition, I m quite ready now. LOVE (runs to YOUTH puts her arms around him passionately) Oh! I can t be brave I can t! I can t! YOUTH Oh, Love, dear, you re crying what s the matter? LOVE He frightens me, I tell you. I don t want you to go out into the big world with him. 16 EXPERIENCE YOUTH But Ambition is my friend he s eager and anxious to do great things for me in the big world things that can . only be done by him. I must go with him, Love I 1 LOVE I know but I never saw him until now and I m fright ened. Don t you understand can t you see Ambition is cold and cruel and heartless and you ll be all alone with him. Oh, don t go Youth, just think who will comfort you when you re weary? who will bring ten derness to your bedside when you re ill? Plerse, Youth, don t go! YOUTH But, Love, I shall never be weary and I shall never be ill I am Youth and ills and weariness can never vex me. Oh, Love, why do you stand between me and Ambition ? LOVE Because I hate him he is taking you away from me. YOUTH But speak to h rn, please ! LOVF Nv>; I don t want to speak to him. We have nothing in common. Ambition is too selfish. AMBITION (with a sneer) /t is quite impossible for T*e to be mor^ selfish than Love. EXPERIENCE 17 YOUTH And I was so sure you d be such good friends I m disap pointed. Don t you remember that ever since we were little children we ve roamed these hills together and dreamed our golden dreams! AMBITION Come on, Youth; come on! YOUTH And always in those dreams together we decided that I must go out into the Big World and get right into the thickest of the fight. LOVE Yes, but always I was to be by your side always till Am bition came. Please let me go with you! AMBITION To, no; you would be in the way. (To YOUTH) Come on. Youth ; come on ! YOUTH He means, Love, that only he can help me climb those peri lous heights. See, I have money to start with Ambition says it s plenty to take me up and up to the very summit of glory. Soon I ll be back laurel-crowned and rich and then just you and I together, Love! AMBITION Come on, Youth; there s time for Love later on. 18 EXPERIENCE YOUTH Good-bye, dear Love! And, Hope, you ll be ever with her, won t you? HOPE I ll never leave her. YOUTH God bless you! AMBITION Come on, Youth \ YOUTH Look, Love, to the East it is the morning of life and every cloud is rosy with promise. Good-bye ! (YouTH embraces LOVE then gently sends her to HOPE. LOVE puts her arms around HOPE.) LOVE (tearfully) Oh, Hope! Hope! you are ail I have left now. YOUTH (turning to AMBITION) Go on, Ambition, I ll follow you up the ladder of the skies and look down upon the world from your highest pin nacle go on I follow! (AMBITION goes out through the gate YOUTH follows. Together they walk proudly away down the country lane. LOVE cries in HOPE S arms.) T7IE I OF THE EPISODE. THE SECOND EPISODE IN THE STREET OF VACILLATION DESCRIPTION: An impressionistic view of the Biff World. DISCOVERED: AMBITION is u alking on the scene, followed by YOUTH. AMBITION Come on, Youth; you must follow closer; I have no time for those whose footsteps falter. YOUTH My footsteps haven t faltered but I must look about me once in a while. (EXPERIENCE enters from the Left. He stands looking at YOUTH with a kindly smile on his face.) The Big World is very wonderful to me. In my fondest dreams it never seemed so grand and vast and awe-com pelling. Its very bigness frightens me and in my heart there is a feeling of vague unrest. All about me the people hurry to and fro, they hurry endlessly, eternally hurrying, passing me by unnoticed, with never a smile of greeting, like shadows fading in a fog their faces for ever reflecting their inmost thoughts of money, money, money ! And I, who am about to join this horde of hurrying humanity and become a shadow in a land of (19) 20 EXPERIENCE shadows, feel in my soul a loneliness unspeakable. The Big World is very glorious and thrills me even as the stories of deeds of valor in the War of the Nations thrill me, but in this one weak moment my heart is yearning for the Hilltop and for the rustle of the wind through the sycamores. I feej like a coward as the battle begins ; afraid of the noise and the fury of the fight I want to turn back and mn to the comforting arms of Love. I want to see again the twilight deepen over the quiet valley and hear the last sweet call of the distant robin to its mate ; I want to be where there is no selfishness in the hearts of those who smile a blessing on me and where the only sorrows that we know are those that are sent to us by a kind and loving God ! AMBITION Come! come! you are homesick- that is all. The World is before you make yourself its master. YOUTH Yes, yes, I know, it s gone now and I (Pulls himself together.) I m all right. Go on, I follow! EXPERIENCE (taking YOUTH S hand and shaking it) So those are your impressions of the Big World ! And well put, my boy, well put ! YOUTH (coldly) Pardon me I don t know you, sir! EXPERIENCE 21 EXPERIENCE Experience is my name. YOUTH Still I don t know you. EXPERIENCE But you re going to you re going to know me very well we re going to be great pals, my boy ! YOUTH What are you? EXPERIENCE I am the champion school teacher of the world. AMBITION Come on, Youth we re losing time. EXPERIENCE Who is your Oh, of course, Ambition! I thought I recog nized that voice! (Crosses to him.) What are you up to now you dear old rascal ! AMBITION Why do you delay us? I am leading this boy on to fame and fortune. EXPERIENCE Delay you, God forbid ! I shall journey with you if for no other reason than the exercise. YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) I don t like the way you speak to him. Ambition is my friend and you re a stranger. -&t EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE Bu In the end / shall be your best remembered friend, YOUTH \ "Want you to know that I love and trust and believe IE Ambition. EXPERIENCE (/o AMBITION) I, too, love you, though I know you to have such fickle qualities that friendship shudders at your name; I, too, trust you, though I know you to be the most accom plished cheat and hypocrite of all the ages; and I, too, believe in you though I know you to be the most glorious liar that ever inflamed the mind of man. AMBITION This is extremely annoying Come, Youth, we must go. (PLEASURE, a beautiful woman, enters from the Left.) EXPERIENCE (seeing her speaks to YOUTH) One moment! (Goes to PLEASURE) Good morning, Pleasure! I m delighted to see you how are you ? PLEASURE A trifle weary this morning, dear friend. No sleep and the wine too sweet besides, those new dances they are so acrobatic they tire me dreadfully. (Indicating YOUTH.) But who is this? Why does he gaze so longingly in my direction ? I hope he isn t flirting with me ! EXPERIENCE 2$ EXPERIENCE No, MO; he doesn t know the meaning of the word. (To YOUTH.) Y nth, come here; Pleasure, may I present Youth! PLEASURE Oh, this is a charming adventure. Youth, and innocent, , Experience tells me! EXPERIENCE Ar incredible paradox in these days, isn t it? What with the Traffic in Souls in the Movies ; Houses of Bondage in the legitimate; sex hygiene in the public schools and eugen ics in the parlor, innocence has fled, shame-faced, to the wilderness. PLEASURE Absolutely true. All the children of my acquaintance are middle-aged roues. (Enter,, from Right, OPPORTUNITY, a plain-faced woman, dad in sombre grey she crosses AMBITION pauses then turns to him.) EXPERIENCE (laughing) It s easy to see he s never met you before the boy is fas cinated. (The three laugh and chat together.) AMBITION (as OPPORTUNITY turns and faces him) My best friend Opportunity ! 24 EXPERIENCE OPPORTUNITY I must speak with Youth. I bring him good news. AMBITION He is yonder. Speak to him ! PLEASURE My dear Youth, you are splendid ! And this evening you will join me in the Primrose Path, won t you? OPPORTUNITY Youth! YOUTH The Primrose Path Oh! I d love to. OPPORTUNITY Youth! PLEASURE I must show you off to my friends. EXPERIENCE Be careful how you praise Youth or they ll be your friends no longer. (The three laugh and chat in pantomime.) OPPORTUNITY Youth! EXPERIENCE (turns sees OPPORTUNITY) Oh, Opportunity how are you? You want to speak to Youth ? Pardon me ! (To YOUTH.) This lady wishes to speak with you. EXPERIENCE 25 YOUTH Not now wait till Pleasure finishes her story. (YouTH and PLEASURE chat in pantomime EXPERI ENCE turns to OPPORTUNITY shrugs his shoulders turns to YOUTH and PLEASURE and joins their conver sation in pantomime.) OPPORTUNITY (turns slowly to AMBITION) I have called Youth but he does not heed me. I can wait no longer. Farewell! (OPPORTUNITY walks off slowly at Right.) AMBITION Oh, the fool! He dallies there with Pleasure and lets Op portunity leave him. (Loudly.) Youth! Youth! YOUTH (rubbing his eyes as though waking from a dream) Yes, yes, who called ? AMBITION I called you. YOUTH Oh, my dear friend J (To PLEASURE.) Forgive me, please I must go ! PLEASURE (holding YOUTH) But to-night do not fail me! 26 EXPERIENCE AMBITION Pleasure, let that boy alone! PLEASURE Oh, you old skin and bones behave ! (To YOUTH) Remember, to-night the Primrose Path! (Laughs invitingly.) AMBITION Come, Youth, the road to fame! (Points off at Right.) PLEASURE (insinuatingly) The Primrose Path ! AMBITION The Road to Fame ! PLEASURE Remember, to-night, the Primrose Path ! (Laughs and walks off at Left.) YOUTH That way the Road to Fame this way the Primrose Path of Pleasure. In her eyes I saw the promise of most won derful delights and she says the path is strewn with thistle-down and the scent of wild flowers fills the air. And the other road is long and straight and narrow and there are brambles at either side to tear the flesh Oh, God! what shall I do? What shall I do? EXPERIENCE 27 EXPERIENCE (putting his arm around YOUTH S shoulder) My boy, you ll do just as countless millions have done before you you ll reach out presently and grasp poor old blind Destiny by the hand and then you ll take whichever path he chances into ! THE END OF THE EPISODE. THE THIRD EPISODE IN THE PRIMROSE PATH DESCRIPTION: A golden Cabaret in that region known as the Haunts of Pleasure. Small tables on both sides at which men and women are dining. In the Center is an archway through which may be seen a wide path way, bordered on each side by primroses, leading to a fountain. Through the large oval windows at the Right and Left of the room glimpses may be seen of a gar den in the moonlight. DISCOVERED: When Curtain rises the men and women are paired off at the eight tables as follows : Women Men SONG (Table No. 1 Down Stage R.) SPORT BEAUTY (Table No. 2 Right) STYLE SLANDER (Table No. 3 Right) SNOB FRIVOLITY (Table No. A Right) CONCEIT FASHION (Table No. 1 Down Stage L.) BLUEBLOOD EXCITEMENT (Table No. 2 Left) TRAVEL DECEIT (Table No. 3 Left) GUSH PRIDE (Table No. A Left) DRIVEL (The lights in the room are subdued and on each table there are small electric lamps with red shades. The characters (28) EXPERIENCE 29 are dining and chatting quietly. Presently when orchestra strikes up a "one-step" knives and forks are dropped hur riedly and all the characters get up and dance. When the dance is over the characters go back to the tables and resume dining. PLEASURE appears, standing in the arch way in the background.) PLEASURE My dear friends! ( They all rise.) Oh, please! don t get up! Go right ahead with the Battle of the Bottle and the Bird. (Omnes, except GUSH and DRIVEL, sit at tables and con tinue dining.) I merely wanted to see if you were all happy! (GusH and DRIVEL go to PLEASURE. DRIVEL keeps jab bering away all the time, but nobody understands a word he says.) GUSH I want to tell you, Pleasure PLEASURE Yes, Gush is everybody all right? All right, Drivel, I m listening. DRIVEL (jabbering) Wonderful part about it is temperature just about right- tried to dance Tango but I stepped on her foot he was here early in the evening never could understand I told him I wore size 36 (And so on ad lib during the scene.) 30 EXPERIENCE GUSH I want to tell you, Pleasure, that the wine is perfect Cha teau Viviana, 76 drops of gold, that s what it is Oh, Drivel, shut up let me tell her. (DRIVEL keeps on jabbering.) And the birds, just melt in your mouth I don t know when I ever tasted anything so gastronomically correct and perfect. PLEASURE (to DRIVEL) Yes, Drivel, I hear you. Thank you, very much, Gush- Yes, I ll dance with both of you later on. (She sends them back to their tables.) (EXCITEMENT and TRAVEL leave their table and go to PLEASURE.) EXCITEMENT (very nervous can t keep still a moment} Oh, Pleasure, dear, we re having a perfectly glorious time the wine is perfectly entrancing and the food is perfectly exquisite and, Pleasure, I have a secret for you a per fectly astounding secret ! . PLEASURE Calm yourself, my dear Excitement! (To TRAVEL) What marvelous stories of adventure have you been telling Ex citement, my dear Travel ? TRAVEL I was merely telling Excitement about a dance I saw done by naked savages on the banks of the Goola River, near Lake Nyanza in Africa. EXPERIENCE 31 EXCITEMENT And I suggested didn t I, Travel? I suggested that Travel must explain publicly just how the naked savages dance and then we ll have a perfectly splendid time learning it. PLEASURE You ll find, my dear Excitement, that the naked savages dance exactly as we do except that they are not con scious of their nakedness. TRAVEL Thus obviating the necessity of a divorce court. (PLEASURE laughs and crosses to SONG, who is at Right.) EXCITEMENT (to TRAVEL, as they go back to their table) Oh! I m so disappointed! I m just crazy to have somebody invent a new and perfectly outrageous dance ! (They sit at their table.} PLEASURE (to SONG) Come, my dear Song, it s time you were adding your voice to the general happiness. SONG What shall I sing, Pleasure? Something classical? SPORT Classical nothing! Sing something we can move our feet to. When you re out in the Primrose Path with Pleasure you don t want any music that gives you time to think am I right, old dear? PLEASURE You re quite right, Sport! 32 EXPERIENCE SPORT Vou know that classical stuff is all right on the pianola be cause you can get up and leave the room. But for me, something with the "pep" in it something smooth with the little old gingef behind it. My brain is all wrapped up in dancing and I don t want anybody to take the cover off. PLEASURE Come, Song something lively! 1 THE MODERN SONG In the Primrose Path of Pleasure The songs of an ancient day With their grace and stately measure Are taboo and passe, And no echo of them lingers In the modern cabaret Where the singers snap their fingers And warble in this way: v REFRAIN : Just call me baby Or a beautiful doll! (She s a doll! She s a doll!) If you do then maybe I will answer your call! (She s a beauty She s a cutey With her baby eyes of blue ! ) Say, be EXPERIENCE 33 In a hurry that s all! Just call me baby Or a beautiful doll ! (Do you think she could be true?) i SECOND VERSE I In days gone by and olden The songs they used to hear Had music sweet and golden And Mem ry holds them dear; But nowadays it s different And sad it is* to state That music is not music Unless you syncopate. REFRAIN : Just call me baby Or a beautiful doll! (She s a doll! She s a doll!) If you do then maybe I will answer your call! (She s a beauty She s a cutey With her baby eyes of blue!) Say, be In a hurry that s all! Just call me baby Or a beautiful doll! (Do you think she could be true?) (After the dance Omnes go to tables.) 34 EXPERIENCE PLEASURE (to SONG after the dance) Tfoank you so much, Song. The selection was perfect so fresh and modern. (YOUTH and EXPERIENCE enter through archway, both very fay and happy.) YOUTH Pleasure ! PLEASURE (greeting him) Yowth! then you are here I m^o glad! Welcome, Experi ence! EXPERIENCE Thank you, Pleasure! YOUTH Arwl, Pleasure, let me thank you ! It s glorious. The music and laughter! and the air is sweet with the far faint odor of dying rose-leaves ! Everywhere there are women s ejes that sparkle like the moonlight on a silent river! Everywhere there are white arms that beckon me to lips incarnadine with welcome. Oh! Pleasure, how wonder ful you are to grant me all this. (He turns to EXPERIENCE.) Isn t she wonderful, Experience? EXPERIENCE Wonderful, indeed, in that she has no knowledge of the pain that follows ever in her footsteps. PLEASURE Why voice unpleasant thoughts, Experience? Pain and I have been enemies since the beginnig of things. EXPERIENCE 35 (To YOUTH.) Are you really glad you re here in the Primrose Path? YOUTH Glad ! My heart is beating with delight ! PLEASURE Tell me, now what do you think of me? YOUTH I think you are the end of the rainbow and all the treasures of the world are in your keeping. I think you are the sunshine of a cloudless day and all the flowers of the earth look up at you and worship. PLEASURE Oh, Youth! Youth! the poetry of Youth! EXPERIENCE Youth is the store-house of all poetry. He looks upon the world as a garden of roses and dreams never of winter nor decay. YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) But you, yourself, told me I d find her fascinating. Come now, what do you think of her? PLEASURE Oh, don t ask him please! EXPERIENCE In the light of ages I think (bows to PLEASURE) saving your presence, dear lady! I think Pleasure is but the stain of last night s wine spilled upon the table cloth. She is but a snowflake falling into the ocean. 36 EXPERIENCE Pleasure, my boy, is the last faint crimson flush which a setting sun has left to die alone in a cold gray sky. YOUTH But I don t understand. She looks so beautiful and so in nocent. EXPERIENCE God made Pleasure innocent but Mankind has made her wise. PLEASURE (laughs} True, possibly, but Youth must forever pursue me even if Experience proves me a will o the wisp. Come, Youth, you must meet my friends. (She takes him to/ the table down stage at Left where BLUEBLOOD and FASHION are sitting EXPERIENCE fel lows. ) Fashion, may I present my friend, Youth! YOUTH Fashion how do you do! FASHION Oh, yes, of course Youth; awfully glad to see you. Pardon me, won t you, for not shaking hands but I m afraid my dress will fall off. YOUTH Oh, I feel so relieved. I thought it had fallen off. FASHION Have you noticed my earrings absolutely new imported from Algiers. EXPERIENCE 37 YOUTH Are they really earrings? FASHION What did you think they were? YOUTH I thought they were alarm clocks to tell you when the styles change. FASHION Oh, no; we women don t need an alarm clock to awaken us to the importance of dressing stylishly. Have you noticed how my hair is done up an imitation of an Esquimaux woman don t you like it? YOUTH Yes, I like it horribly. FASHION I just love to find a new excuse to make myself uncomfort able. (Goes back to her table.) YOUTH Have you ever tried putting pebbles in your shoes? (To EXPERIENCE ingenuously.) Isn t she great? PLEASURE (to YOUTH) And this, my dear Youth, is my friend, Blueblood. YOUTH Pleased to know you. BLUEBLOOD Of course you have a pedigree? 38 EXPERIENCE YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) Have I? EXPERIENCE If you haven t you can buy one. BLUEBLOOD You see. my people came over here with the Pilgrim Fathers. One of my ancestors was the first to put his foot on Plymouth Rock. YOUTH Is that so ! Well, four of my ancestors carried the Rock into Plymouth and put it where your ancestor could step on it so you see, we must be related through our an cestors. (To EXPERIENCE.) Was that all right? EXPERIENCE Yes, but our friend Blueblood doesn t understand. He s using some of the Rock for his head. PLEASURE (offering YOUTH a wine glass tempt ngly) A glass of wine, Youth! YOUTH Wine! (Looks at it wavers. draws nearer then goes back to EXPERIENCE.) What do you say, Experience ? EXPERIENCE You are Youth! and temptation is ever at your elbow. EXPERIENCE 9 YOUTH Temptation nonsense! I m thirsty, that s all. (Takes wine glass from PLEASURE tastes it.) Great! PLEASURE Drink it, Youth you ll like it. YOUTH (drinks wine) Pine! This is the stuff they write songs about, isn t it? you know, "Oh, sparkling wine divine!" (Laughs.) That s easy to understand because it tastes just like liquid music. May I have another glass? PLEASURE Certainly. YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) Isn t it beyond words how that stufPtakes hold of you and makes you want to sing and dance and laugh ? EXPERIENCE Yes, and there s a lot of laughter going on in hell right now, my boy! YOUTH Oh, tush! PLEASURE (offering wine) Here, Youth \ Drink deep! YOUTH (taking glass) You re mighty sweet and good to me, Pleasure. 40 EXPERIENCE (Drinks.) The poets have made no false statements this is the real thing. (Drinks.) It s an awful hit with me I m going to be crazy about this stuff. STYLE (to PLEASURE) Pardon me! I d like to speak to Youth. PLEASURE (to YOUTH) Oh, Youth! I want you to meet my friend, Style! YOUTH How do you do, Style! STYLE Hello! Prrdon me, but your necktie! It s just a sixteenth of an inch too narrow! YOUTH Oh ! is that so ! STYLE And your coat at the waist line a little loose just a trifle ! The trousers too long notice mine ! And they re not wearing that style of collar. YOUTH Gee whiz! is that so! STYLE (gives card) My card I ll call for you to-morrow take you to my tailor s. EXPERIENCE 4\ YOUTH (giving his card) Will you, really! That s good of you, old top! STYLE You must pay more for your clothes see you to-morrow. YOUTH (to PLEASURE) Important, isn t he ? PLEASURE Style is always important with us, my dear Youth! Come t you must meet all my friends. (They go to table at Left where EXCITEMENT and TRAVEL are sitting PLEASURE introduces YOUTH in pantomime.) EXPERIENCE (to FRIVOLITY) You look tired, Frivolity what s the matter? FRIVOLITY I m not tired I m worried I don t get enough dancing the daylight arrives so early it certainly does interfere with my night life. Now look at Conceit he never worries about anything. CONCEIT Why should I? I am handsome and rich. I have the most perfect manners the women adore me I know every thing there is to know I am Nature s most perfect speci men. EXPERIENCE You should worry, indeed! (EXPERIENCE talks to SLANDER and SNOB at Right. As 42 EXPERIENCE PLEASURE and YOUTH turn from the table where they have been talking in pantomime with EXCITEMENT and TRAVEL, SNOB goes to them.) PLEASURE Oh, Snob just a moment I want you to meet my friend, Youth. YOUTH (warmly) Glad to know you! (EXPERIENCE goes to YOUTH.) SNOB (coldly) How do you do! (To PLEASURE.) In our set permanently? PLEASURE I hope so. SNOB Family or money? PLEASURE A little of both. YOUTH What does he mean? SNOB I shall have to reserve my consideration until I am com pletely satisfied he is eligible. (Looks at YOUTH coldly and walks away.) YOUTH (hotly) Well, the nerve of that shrimp if I had him outside I d punch his head off. EXPERIENCE 43 EXPERIENCE Easy, Youth, easy! In the Primrose Path a shrimp of that kind is considered a delicacy. (PLEASURE in the meantime has gone up to table at Left and brings PRIDE down with her.) PLEASURE Pride let me present Youth! YOUTH Charmed, I m sure. (PLEASURE goes to table at Left.) PRIDE (with her head high in the air) Thank you! (Goes back haughtily to her table.) YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) She s somewhat impressed with herself, isn t she? EXPERIENCE Pride walks in majesty but she s been known to stub her tOC. PLEASURE (who has brought BEAUTY forward) Beauty, dear, you must know my friend, Youth I 1 BEAUTY (smiling) We should be good friends. YOUTH (smiling) Of course we should! (To EIPERIBNCB) Isn t she lovely? 44 EXPERIENCE (DECEIT steps in between YOUTH and BEAUTY.) DECEIT (to BEAUTY) How charming you look to-day, Beauty! Your eyes are wonderful and your cheeks like roses! BEAUTY (demurely) Oh, thank you, Deceit. DECEIT (to YOUTH) Look closely there are crowsfeet about her eyes and the roses in her cheeks are from the drug-store. (Laughs and goes to her table.) YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) Who is she? EXPERIENCE Deceit strange you ve never met her before. (PLEASURE brings SLANDER down to YOUTH.) PLEASURE Slander this is Youth. I don t know whether he ll listen to you or not. (SLANDER takes YOUTH aside.) SLANDER Pardon me, Youth, but I noticed you talking with Beauty. Now don t say I told you, but don t you think it strange ! she was seen at a road-house dining with a married man don t say I told you! (Holds up her finger warningly and walks away.) EXPERIENCE 45 YOUTH (goes to EXPERIENCE) I don t believe it did you hear what that woman said about Beauty? EXPERIENCE The wise man is deaf when Slander talks. YOUTH Who is she? EXPERIENCE She is the snake in Society s garden and her poison fangs are forever fatal to the innocent. (He turns and finds YOUTH with bowed head looking at the ring on his little finger.} But come, my boy, you are letting Beauty stand there neglect ed. What s the matter? YOUTH I was wondering if it s all worth while. You see, Experi ence, there is so much evil interwoven with the good that I m confused. And when I looked at this ring I thought of one who (The dance music starts BEAUTY calls YOUTH and they dance. Omnes dance as before. EXPERIENCE and PLEAS URE dance together, and finally all dance off the scene. PLEASURE returns immediately and sits smiling at R. WEALTH walks in and stands looking gloomily at PLEAS URE. She turns presently and sees him.) PLEASURE (going to WEALTH) Wealth where have you been all the evening? WEALTH I ve been in the background. Say, Pleasure, what s the mat ter with you lately ? 46 EXPERIENCE PLEASURE I don t know, Wealth I answer your every call very promptly. WEALTH No, no, it isn t that. There s something wrong. I look at you and you seem to be there but when I take you in my arms you re a shadow a shadow. The Primrose Path is there the Path I ve walked for years do you think it s the same path? PLEASURE Certainly, Wealth. WEALTH Well, it isn t not to me. I used to walk there on the petals of rare orchids now I feel flinty rocks beneath my feet and those flowers, they re withering fading day by day I ve watched them fade. I ve poured gold molten gold around their roots but they keep on fading I won der what is the matter with me? (WEALTH sits despondently at Right. The dance music swells and YOUTH dances on and into the scene t , followed by EXPERIENCE they dance about gayly.} YOUTH (to PLEASURE) Everything you promised me is here it s wonderful ! EXPERIENCE Youth, I want you to meet my friend, Wealth! YOUTH (shaking hands with WEALTH) Glad to know you ! WEALTH Oh ! Yes, yes, of course ; I was (YouTH leaves him goes to PLEASURE) EXPERIENCE 47 Come back, Youth ! Now I know I understand it was with the feet of youth I walked on the petals of rare orchids it was through the eyes of youth I saw the flowers bloom it was with the arms of youth I found Pleasure a substance I want to be like him again I want youth I ll give all I have for one hour of youth s enthusiasm. Tell me, Experience, tell rne, can it be done? EXPERIENCE Can you, with your money, pick one star from the canopy of Heaven and set it in some new position? WEALTH No, no! EXPERIENCE Can you, with the power of your gold, stop the flight of the world and roll it backward, backward? WEALTH No, no! EXPERIENCE Then these two tasks are easier far than to bring back for even an hour your squandered youth ! (WEALTH drops despondently in a bench at Right sits with bowed head. AMBITION appears suddenly up stage at Left he is listless and speaks with a weak voice.) AMBITION ( weakly ) Youth! EXPERIENCE (seeing him goes quickly to He s calling you ! YOUTH Who s calling me? 48 EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE Listen, don t you hear him? AMBITION ( weakly ) Youth! YOUTH I don t hear anything. (To PLEASURE eagerly.) Tell me again about the wonderful delights in store for me. (AMBITION, with bowed head and faltering feet, walks off slowly.) PLEASURE In my domain delights must come unheralded for Surprise is Pleasure s dearest friend. ( There is a subdued commotion and aroans are heard off at Left.) What s the matter? EXPERIENCE I ll see! (EXPERIENCE hurries off at Left.) YOUTH He s a great companion Experience! I ve enjoyed every minute I ve been with him and I need him. WEALTH {looking up) Listen to all he tries to teach you for the price he charges is a heavy one. (EXPERIENCE returns.) PLEASURE What was the matter? EXPERIENCE Ambition is dead. EXPERIENCE 49 YOUTH (lightly) Oh ! is that so ? too bad ! (Raises wine glass.) To Pleasure for every bubble whispers your name as it expires. EXPERIENCE (raising glass) To Pleasure! (The three drink and laugh.) PLEASURE Why are you so gloomy, Wealth? WEALTH (rising) Ghosts ghosts all around me ghosts! The ghost of my own youth the ghost of Ambition I m getting old that s it! And my money (laughs) my money can t down the ghosts of the things that should have been. EXPERIENCE Brace up, old boy you re getting fanciful! (INTOXICATION, a girl, enters she is wild-eyed her hair is touseled and she is smiling inanely.) INTOXICATION Hello, all of you, whoever you are whee! I m having the time of my life! EXPERIENCE (greeting her) Intoxication glad to see you, old girl! You arrived at the right moment. Pleasure was becoming just a bit j I want to present my friend, Youth! 50 EXPERIENCE INTOXICATION Pleased to meet you ! YOUTH I m glad to see you I iffce your style if you re a friend of my friend, Experience, I m going to like you sit down here with me! (YouTH and INTOXICATION sit at table.) EXPERIENCE Come over here, Wealth, and join us. Here s a lady who can drive those ghosts of yours away. WEALTH Who s that? Oh! Intoxication I know her well. I ve known her ever since I was that high. She s all right at night but she s damned poor company in the morning. (WEALTH sits at table with YOUTH and INTOXICATION O nines d- mk wine.) EXPERIENCE Come on, pour out some more of that stuff that made Omar Khayaam a poet. INTOXICATION Sure, boys, turn the grape loose turn it loose. YOUTH (to PLEASURE, who is standing near him) Say! this is life, isn t it, eh? PLEASURE It s my life. EXPERIENCE (raising glass) Here s t t-night! To-morrow hasn t happened yet. \Omnes drink and laugh all show the effects if sir? INTOXICATION joined them.) EXPERIENCE 51 WEALTH That s right to-morrow hasn t happened yet (Drinks.) That s the philosophy for me! (Gets up shows effects of liquor.) You re a fine girl, Intoxication you chase all the ghosts away you sure do! (Begins to throw money away.) Open more wine a lot of it enough to drown all the ghosts in the world. YOUTH (imitating WEALTH throws his money away) That s the idea wine women song old Wealth is all right, isn t he? I want to do just like he does. (Throws money away.) INTOXICATION (pulling him to table) Sit down with me your wine s getting warm. WEALTH Come on. Pleasure I m my old self again! Let*? go gliding down the Primrose Path! PLEASURE I m right with you, Wealth away we go ! (Loud music WEALTH and PLEASURE dance %ff. EX PERIENCE, INTOXICATION and YOUTH at the table-* drinking.) INTOXICATION (to YOUTH) Are you with me? 52 EXPERIENCE YOUTH I m with you, all right! I m going to devote myself exclu sively to you! (Drinks.) INTOXICATION (to EXPERIENCE) How about you you don t seem to reflect my genial pres ence as much as he does. EXPERIENCE No ; I ve met you oftener you see, you re a stranger to him. (PASSION, a very beautiful and alluring creature, enters through the archway and glides down stage in a snake- like manner she stands gazing at YOUTH he looks up presently and sees her.) YOUTH Look! look! who is she? EXPERIENCE Passion ! (To PASSION.) What do you want? PASSION I want him! (Her eyes fixed on YOUTH.) YOUTH Look at her eyes look! Good God! can you see she wants me, I tell you. EXPERIENCE 53 (To INTOXICATION.) Take your hands off me you re holding me back. PASSION (gazing at YOUTH) Youth, I want you, with all my burning heart, I want youl YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) Tell me, tell me who is she? EXPERIENCE She is Passion the High Commissioner from his Satanic Majesty. PASSION Come to me, Youth my arms are aching to enfold you. YOUTH Listen! there s music all about her don t you hear it? EXPERIENCE Yes, the poisonous melody that the siren serpent uses in. her dance of death. PASSION Oh, Youth, Youth, my very soul is on fire and I want to smother you in the flames of joy. YOUTH She s calling me and I want her. (To INTOXICATION.) Take your damned hands off me! 54 EXPERIENCE (He struggles away from INTOXICATION, who follows him he staggers to PASSION.) I must have her she was meant for me since the beginning of the world (PASSION grabs his right hand the one on which is the ring and starts to kiss it as she does so she speaks.) PASSION I love you, Youth 1 YOUTH . (takes his hand away from her mouth looks drunkenly at the ring) Love! Love! Wait a minute! She put that ring there to keep evil away. Wait a minute! there s something wrong somebody is trying to whisper to me wait, wait it s far away there s a lane a country lane and she s standing there waiting yes, yes, she s crying I don t want to see her cry. (To INTOXICATION.) I m going with you, understand going with you (INTOXICATION helps him back to the table both drop in chairs. ) Help me, will you? Help me to stop seeing her cry. I don t want to see her cry hurts me in my heart (To INTOXICATION.) Put your hand in front of my eyes so I can t see that other woman can t see she s crying hurts other woman can t (Drops his head drunkenly on table. INTOXICATION dropf hers at the same time.) EXPERIENCE 55 PASSION (intensely} Let him go to his drunken sleep and may every curse that mj burning body can suggest follow him through tb dark corridors of his dreams bah ! he isn t worth while. EXPERIENCE He is worth while, because he had the courage to resist the queen regent of Hell. Of two evils he has chosen the lesser ! THE END OF THE EPISODF. INTERVAL. THE FOURTH EPISODE. IN THE CORRIDORS OF CHANCE. DESCRIPTION: A room in a modern Gambling Palace. Doors at Right and at Left. Through an archway in back is seen part of another room where men and women are gam bling. A roulette table in the Center of the stage with the wheel in the middle of the table and the lay-out of numbers on each side of the wheel. The furnishings and furniture are rich and in good taste. DISCOVERED: When curtain ryes there are two "dealers" at the roulette table in C. one at Right of the wheel the other at the Left. There are eight characters at the table, as follows: At the end of the table at stage Left is DESPAIR, pale-faced and with disordered hair. He is playing des perately and losing. Between DESPAIR and the DEALER, facing the audience, is STUPID, red-faced and drunk, scattering his bets aimlessly and winning. Two other men are at the Left end of the table with their backs to the audience. These are SYSTEM and SUPERSTITION, playing with characteristic actions. At the Right end of the table is VENTURE, and stand ing near him is CAUTION, who is nervous and anxiour. Between VENTURE and the DEALER AT RIGHT is GOOD NATURE, losing and laughing. At the Right end of the table with their backs to the audi ence are two college boys, CARELESS and (56) EXPERIENCE 57 THOUGHTLESS. CHANCE, the proprie tor, moves about from one room to the other. The waiter, a mulatto, in Tux edo, moves about, bringing drinks, etc.- Through the archway in another room men and women may be seen, gambling feverishly over another table. (As the Curtain rises the DEALER AT RIGHT is just call ing the number.} DEALER AT RIGHT Seventeen black in the odd middle colmun second dozen ! (DEALER AT RIGHT pays VENTURE. GOOD NATURE loses, with a laugh. CARELESS and THOUGHTLESS lose. DEAL- AT LEFT pays STUPID and SUPERSTITION. DESPAIR and SYSTEM lose.) GOOD NATURE Stung again ! (Laughs and looks over his checks proceeds to bet again.) DEALER AT LEFT Make your bets, gentlemen! CAUTION We ve won enough now, Venture ; come on, let s go home ! VENTURE Just one more bet, Caution this is the last honestly! (Places checks.) SYSTEM (looking at small book which he takes from his pocket) According to my system, red should have won that time can t understand it. STUPID (drunkenly^ That s the idea set anH cop ! 5te EXPEDIENCE (To DESPAIR.) What s the matter with you, Despair? You haven t won a nickle since you sat in look at me I just spread em all around and set and cop that s me set and cop ! (Spreads more checks.} DESPAIR It s hopeless I know it and I want to win God! how I want to win! (Places another bet. DEALER spins the ball all watch it intently till it drops in a number.) DEALER AT RIGHT (calling) Sixteen red in the even first column second dozen! (Both dealers take in losing checks. DESPAIR, SYSTEM, GOOD NATURE, THOUGHTLESS and CARELESS lose others win.) GOOD NATURE (laughing) Blast me if I didn t lose again ha, ha, ha, ha! DESPAIR Oh, why, why, can t it break for me just once! STUPID (drunkenly) It don t break for you, Despair, because you don t under stand the game you gotta play it blind see! get full of booze and then you don t care whether you win or lose and you just set and cop. Fortune loves a drunken man get me, Despair! Come on, let s tease a highball what d ye say, Despair? Get some benzine under your belt and set and cop! DESPAIR N*> no, Stupid I don t want to drink I want to win just a little I must win ! EXPERIENCE 59 DEALER AT LEFT Make your bets, gentlemen ! CAUTION You d better stop now, Venture you ve won enough; let s go home. VENTURE This one is the last on the level it is, Caution! (VENTURE places a bet. The DEALER spins the ball all watch intently until it stops.) DEALER AT RIGHT ( calling ) Thirty-six in the Red. (VENTURE loses and CAUTION is very much upset. SU PERSTITION loses. SYSTEM wins and is elated. THOUGHT LESS and CARELESS win and make a fuss about it. GOOD NATURE wins. STUPID wins. DESPAIR wins.) CAUTION (to VENTURE) See, you ve lost! I told you not to play any more. Come now, you must cash in we re going home. (YouTH and EXPERIENCE enter in back and are seen watching the play at the table in the other room.) VENTURE Oh ! all right ; but I ll win the next time. (VENTURE tf cashes in" and when he gets his money CAU TION takes him by the arm and they go out.) SYSTEM (elated) I knew my system couldn t fail. Do you see, Superstition, do you see, I ve won ! 60 EXPERIENCE SUPERSTITION Yes, System, you ve won two bets out of twenty and you made me lose that last one! SYSTEM Why, Superstition, how did I make you lose? SUPERSTITION Because you touched my arm just as I was going to bet. Keep away from me! STUPID (drunkenty) What s the matter with you, Despair? You won that, didn t you ? Didn t you set and cop ? DESPAIR I won that, yes! when I had but a few checks left I lose so much and win so little. STUPID Oh, that s all right get a good, fancy little bun on you and you ll set and cop every time see ! look at me ! Fortune loves a drunken man! DEALER AT LEFT Make your bets, gentlemen! (Enter YOUTH and EXPERIENCE CHANCE meets them the waiter takes their hats and overcoats.} CHANCE (to EXPERIENCE) How do you do ? Glad to see you ! (They shake hands.} EXPERIENCE Chance, I m pleased to see you again. Youth! this is the party you wanted to meet my friend, Chance! EXPERIENCE 61 YOUTH (shaking hands) That s right; I came out looking for you to-night. You know I ve spent a lot of money in the Primrose Path so I thought I d drop in here and get some of it back you don t mind, do you? CHANCE This is the place to get it, Youth. Go as far as you like. (In the meantime, those at the table have placed their bets and the ball is spinning. YOUTH, EXPERIENCE and CHANCE look on.) DEALER AT RIGHT (when ball stops) Thirty-three in the Black! (STUPID wins SUPERSTITION wins GOOD NATURE loses DESPAIR loses SYSTEM loses CARELESS and THOUGHTLESS lose.) GOOD NATURE String me high if I didn t miss it again ! ( Laugh s. ) STUPID (gathering his checks together drunkenly) Set and cop, eh? (Laughs. ) I m going to have a little mercy that s what I m going to do have a little mercy! I ain t going to win all the money in the world and put this place on the bum here! I m cashin in see! gi me a lot of money! (To DESPAIR.) You see ! you poor old boob you, Despair you see ! if you had a skin-full of red-eye you d set and cop, understand ? (Gets his money.) I m going to beat it now and open a new bank of England. 62 EXPERIENCE (Sees CHANCE.) Much obliged, old friend Chance! I m taking away a fat little bundle of your gate receipts, but you don t care, do you ? Good-night, everybody ! (Laughs.) Say! Fortune loves a drunken man, eh? (Exits through archway. CHANCE follows and is seen x talking to STUPID near the other table. Presently STUPID sits at the table in the other room and CHANCE returns to front room.) DEALER AT LEFT Make your bets, gentlemen ! YOUTH (as STUPID goes out) That fellow is lucky I m going to take his seat. (YouTH sits in the chair which STUPID has just vacated. He takes out a roll of money gives it to the DEALER.) There s my entire bank roll give me some checks, please! (Turns to EXPERIENCE, who stands behind him.) Watch me! I feel that I m going to win a lot of money. EXPERIENCE You re very foolish to feel that way in a gambling house. ( The ball spins and when it drops the DEALER calls the number.) DEALER AT RIGHT Nine in the Red! (YouTH wins all the others lose.) YOUTH (elated to EXPERIENCE) Did you see that? I won the very first bet! I ll be on Easy Street in a few minutes. EXPERIENCE 63 EXPERIENCE It takes more than a few minutes to get to Easy Street The railroad service is very poor. SUPERSTITION (to DEALER) Cash those for me! I m through. I hate to sit next t a I jinx. SYSTEM (looking at his book) That s the fourth time to-night that number came up I don t understand it! SUPERSTITION (to SYSTEM) You made me lose that last bet. SYSTEM I did! How? SUPERSTITION Why, you put your foot on my chair and I lose 200 cold that s what you did put your foot on my chair. (Takes his money and goes. The ball rolls again and the DEALER calls the number when it stops.) DEALER AT RIGHT Twenty-seven in the Red. (YOUTH wins the others lose.) YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) See! What did I tell you? This a lucky night for me. EXPERIENCE All right; if you feel that way just close your eyes and pray for daylight. 64 EXPERIENCE (CHANCE is standing near the two college boys, CARELESS and THOUGHTLESS, watching them.) CARELESS I m through, Thoughtless that s my last stack! THOUGHTLESS Same here Gee whiz! what a run of bad luck. I m put fifteen dollars ! CARELESS I only had ten to start with now I haven t even carfare. THOUGHTLESS Gee ! and it s a long walk home. (CHANCE takes a blue chip from his pocket deliberately drops it on the floor then stoops and picks it up.) CHANCE (to CARELESS) Pardon me, but you dropped a blue check. CARELESS Oh ! is that so ! Gee ! that s lucky ! (To DEALER.) Cash that, will you! (The DEALER does so.) Come on, Thoughtless, we won t have to walk home. THOUGHTLESS Say! Careless, that s the luckiest play you made to-night when you dropped that chip on the floor. (CARELESS and THOUGHTLESS exeunt through archway find off CHANCE watches them with an amused smile.) DEALER AT LEFT Make your bets, gentlemen ! (Ball spins again and DEALER calls it when it stops.) EXPERIENCE 65 DEALER AT RIGHT Nine m the Red! (YCUTH and GOOD NATURE win DESPAIR and SYSTEM lose.) YOUTH (excitedly, to EXPERIENCE) There it is again, see ! Why, nothing can stop me nothing. EXPERIENCE Nothing except possibly a losing streak. GOOD NATURE (laughs) Every time I win I bet five every time I lose I bet a hun dred luck certanly is funny ! (Laughs.) SYSTEM (getting up) According to my book black should have won. Can t under stand it. (SYSTEM starts for the other room CHANCE stops him.) CHANCE Any luck to-night, System? i SYSTEM No, none at all. I played my little book and lose a thousand. (Hurries out through archway and off. In the meantime, the ball is rolling again and when it stops the DEALER calls the number.} DEALER AT RIGHT Thirty-four in the Red. YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) Say ! how long has thf been going on here ? If I had known 66 EXPERIENCE this bank was open every night I d have been here long ago. EXPERIENCE Save your praise of this bank till you know it better. This is a financial institution where they loan you money with a smile and exact payment in blood. DESPAIR True ! every word of it. Exact payment in blood that s it ! YOUTH (to DESPAIR) Say, old side-partner, they re not breaking for you, are they? DESPAIR No; I ve given up. There s no hope for me. YOUTH Oh, yes, there is. What s your name? DESPAIR Despair is my name. YOUTH Oh ! Well, I wouldn t give up yet try it once more. DEALER AT LEFT Make your bets, gentlemen ! DESPAIR (hopelessly) I have to give up I have nothing left. YOUTH Here! I ll let you have a stack. DESPAIR No, no ; thank you. EXPERIENCE 67 YOUTH Please! take it now and bet as I do. Put up the whole stack you re sure to win. (YouTH bets on a number DESPAIR puts the borrowed stack on the same number. The DEALER spins the ball and when It stops rolling calls the number.) DEALER AT RIGHT Eight in the Black! (YouTH and DESPAIR both lose.) YOUTH Gee! that s queer. That s the first time I ve lost. (To DESPAIR.) Come on, I ll stake you again. DESPAIR (getting up) No, no, thank you. You have a kind heart but I can t take advantage of it. I m gone, I tell you, gone! (DESPAIR goes to big chair at extreme Left sits in chair buries his head in his arms cries quietly. CHANCE looks at him, smiling.) YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) He isn t a regular gambler, is he? EXPERIENCE No, poor chap ; he- is one of Fortune s fools. He goes a-woo- ing with tears in his voice, and the fickle jade laughs at him. YOUTH Well, I m not going to let her laugh at me. I ll double up now and get that last bet back. (YouTH places his checks. The ball spins. The DEALER calls the number.) 68 EXPERIENCE DEALER AT RIGHT Thirty-two in the Red! (YOUTH wins GOOD NATURE loses.) YOUTH (elated) See! in the Red again! It s my night, all right. Now I m going to make one big bet and quit. EXPERIENCE Any time you quit you re that much ahead of the game. YOUTH Here I go! I m not playing any system so it doesn t matter. I ll stick to the Red. (Puts up a lot of chips. The ball spins and the DEALER calls the number.) DEALER AT RIGHT Thirty-six in the Red ! YOUTH What did I tell you? EXPERIENCE You told me you d make one big bet and quit. YOUTH And quit is just what I m going to do. (To DEALER.) Give me a whole lot of money for these, will you, old happy- face! (YouTH gives his checks to DEALER wh* counts them and pays YOUTH.) GOOD NATURE (to the DEALER AT I m through. (Gets up.) EXPERIENCE ,9 Two thousand dollars at one settin , (Laughs.} THE WAITER (offering a platter} Sandwiches, sir! GOOD NATURE Oh, hell ! do you think I can get even eating sandwiches i (Laughs. Exit GOOD NATURE.) YOUTH (getting up very much elated} There s a roll for you! All I lost in the Primrose Path see, I got it back again in fifteen minutes. Dame For tune isn t so very fickle with me. EXPERIENCE Just give her time, my boy ; the. more you learn to care for her the more cruelly she ll treat you. (EXPERIENCE walks over to Right and goes in the other room. YOUTH turns, meets CHANCE, who has strolled over to Left during the last few bets.} YOUTH Oh, there you are, Chance! See, I ve made good and let me thank you for your hospitality. CHANCE You re entirely welcome. Won t you sit here and let my hospitality take on a new form say, for instance, a bot tle of wine? (YouTH and CHANCE sit at small table at Lef.t. The waiter hovers near.} YOUTH Thank you, no wine seltzer and milk, if I may. (At a sign from CHANCE the waiter goes out.} 70 EXPERIENCE CHANCE You ve been very lucky to-night, Youth. It seems almost a pity to end the affair so tamely. YOUTH Tamely! What do you mean? CHANCE When Fortune smiles so beguilingly why not accept the i n vitation for all it s worth embrace her, my boy; she ll stand for it. (Waiter brings the drink and a box of cigars.) YOUTH That s the way I feel about it, but Experience tells me that Fortune is not to be depended upon. CHANCE Oh, pshaw! Experience gives everybody cold feet. YOUTH My regards! (Drinks.) CHANCE Drink hearty! Have a cigar! (YouTH takes cigar lights it.) No matter what your friend says Fortune is crazy about you can t you see it! Go on, set in there again. Force your luck while it s with you and get a roll that s worth while. The sky is the limit for you. Of course, I m not being very kind to my own pocketbook when I talk in this manner, but I like to see Youth have his fling. YOUTH Wait till I count what I have. Maybe there s enough here for my purposes. (YouTH counts his money. In the meantime EXPERIENCE. has strolled off through the archway and, after looking EXPERIENCE 71 over the other table, returns to DESPAIR. EXPERIENCE touches him on the shoulder. DESPAIR looks up.) EXPERIENCE What s the matter, old friend? DESPAIR Nothing. EXPERIENCE Oh, yes, there is. DESPAIR To-morrow to-morrow was to have been my wedding day. EXPERIENCE I understand. DESPAIR Last week I brought my own money here EXPERIENCE And left it here. DESPAIR She s a very beautiful girl she s so beautiful herself that she must have beautiful things about her dresses and jewelry and all that and I was so sure EXPERIENCE (interrupting) Sure! Sure of what? In the Corridors of Chance the only sure things are the bewildered fools who send good money after bad. DESPAIR And to-day there was money in front of me it wasn t my money but she is so beautiful and I love her sc much I took the money now it s gone and to-morrow to morrow we set for our wedding day. (DESPAIR buries his face in his arms and cries. EXPERI ENCE shrugs his shoulders compassionately.) EXPERIENCE YOUTH (jumping up and going back to the roulette table) You re right, Chance. Fortune is smiling on me to-night so I ll take all she has to offer. (To DEALER giving him the roll of money.) Give me those large checks yes, those with the stars in them. I m going to court Fortune with every penny I have in the world. EXPERIENCE (who has strolled over to YOUTH) I thought you were through? YOUTH I was out Chance told me it was all nonsense to stop so soon. EXPERIENCE Of course he did. If the fools held on to their own the gamblers would starve. (YouTH has three stacks the chips representing all his money. He pushes one stack on a number. The ball spins. When it stops the DEALER calls the number.) DEALER AT RIGHT Fifteen in the black! (The DEALER takes YOUTH S checks.) YOUTH It s a good sign when you lose the first one. (Puts another stack on a number.) I ll get it all back this bet see if I don t. I m going after this in a big way. It s no time to pike when luck is with you. ( The ball spins. The DEALER calls the number when if stops.) DEALER AT RIGHT Twenty in the black! (DEALER takes YOUTH S checks.) EXPERIENCE 73 YOUTH (somewhat dazed} That s mighty strange. Well, it simply must be Red this time so I ll put all I have on it. (Places his last stack. The ball spins and the DEALER calls the number when it stops.) DEALER AT RIGHT Thirty-five in the black. (The DEALER takes YOUTH S chips. YOUTH hunts through his pockets in an anxious manner for more money.) YOUTH (to himself) What s the use of looking when I haven t any more ! (YoUTH goes through his pockets carefully. He turns presently and sees CHANCE smiling at him in a cynical manner.} CHANCE (to the DEALER) Give Youth a blue stack. (The DEALER pushes a stack of blue chips to YOUTH.) YOUTH Thank you, Chance. That s very kind. You are putting me on my feet again. This time I ll surely play to win. (He scatters the chips and places them on various numbers. As the ball starts to spin DESPAIR walks slowly over and watches the ball roll. When it stops the DEALER calls the number.) DEALER AT RIGHT The Double O. ( The DEALER sweeps in YOUTH S chips. DESPAIR walks slowly off through door at Left. YOUTH goes through his pockets but can find no money. YOUTH looks up at CHANCE who shakes his head slowly, refusing to give him any more chips.) CHANCE Sorry ; but one stack is the limit of credit. 74 EXPERIENCE YOUTH Yes, yes, I know. (Feels through his pockets helplessly.) Everything gone strange I didn t think to save even a few dollars. (Looks at the ring on his finger.) DEALER AT RIGHT (in a whisper to YOUTH) Ask him ; he ll slip you a stack of Reds for the ring. YOUTH No, no! (He drops his head on his hands. CHANCE calls the DEAL ER AT RIGHT and they ivalk^ off the scene. There i$ silence for a few seconds and then a pistol shot is heard off at Right. YOUTH jumps to his feet quickly.) What s that? I know it s the echo of my own thoughts, that s what it was the echo! I was thinking about a pistol at that moment. That s why the echo of my own thoughts frightened me. (To EXPERIENCE.) What did you think it was? EXPERIENCE Despair has made his last bet and Death wins as usual. YOUTH Death ! It came to him in reality and to me it was only an echo. (He goes to the door at Left and throws it open. He starts back nervously when he looks in the other room and goes to EXPERIENCE.) Death ! It never was so close to me before. Oh, Experi ence! I m frightened ! I m frightened ! I m frightened! ( The colored waiter walks down to YOUTH.) COLORED WAITER Sandwiches, sir ! THE END OF THE EPISODE. THE FIFTH EPISODE. THE STREET OF DISILLUSION. DESCRIPTION : A street scene showing at Left the ertt ranee to the "Primrose Path" cabaret. DISC_-/ERED: YOUTH and EXPERIENCE walking on. YOUTH This is the place, Experience; we re all right now. A lot of my good friends on their way to the Primrose Path will be along here presently. I feel confident they ll help me to better things with their advice and influence. EXPERIENCE JL don t want to discourage you, my boy, but friendships made through the wine glass are only as the vapors of the night and they fade and die in the morning of reality. YOUTH Now wait a minute, Experience you call the turn every time, I ll admit, but don t tell me these friends of mine are going back on me simply because my clothes are get ting a bit shabby. That isn t fair to them. EXPERIENCE No, no ; I m not unfair, but I am as old as the world and I know that the looking glass of human nature reflects over and over again the same pictures. Don t depend on your friends try to think 6f something else. YOUTH I am thinking and I have been thinking. (Enter WORK a big and powerful man. He carries his coat over his arm his sleeves rolled up. He is mopping his perspiring brow and is in a hurry. EXPERIENCE stops him.) (75) 76 EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE Oh, this is an opportune meeting. How are you, Work! 1 I m glad to see you. Youth, meet my friend, Work. YOUTH Work ! how are you ? I was thinking about you and wonder ing what you looked like. WORK {roughly ) Youth, eh? Well, you size up all right to me. I m looking for huskies like you. I ve got a lot of vacant places down . at the bottom of the ladder. Come on, speak up, speak up; don t stand there staring at me. Oh! I m rough, I know, but there isn t any harm in me ask your friend, Experience. YOUTH (ingenuously} 1 know . there isn t any harm in you but well (Turns to EXPERIENCE.) He isn t very attractive, is he? Did you notice his voice? sounds like the lash of a whip! See how the perspiration is rolling down his face! I don t believe I d like to chum around with him. EXPERIENCE Oh, Work is all right. Why, in time you d learn to love him like a father. WORK (roughly) Now, just a minute this is not my way of doing things. If you want to have any dealings with me come right along don t shilly-shaly around here what is it ? Speak up ! speak up ! YOUTH Well, to be frank with you, I didn t think you were quite so rough in your manner. I thought you were well, you see, your hands they are so EXPERIENCE 77 WORK (interrupting) Oh ! I know you expected to find me looking like a picture of a new suit of clothes. Well, you ve got the wrong idea, boy! I m old Work the original and I have no spare moments to put on starched shirts and fol de rols. Maybe it s one of my sons you expected to meet I have five of them. Now there s my oldest son Job he takes after me he s rough and ready and willing Job is. Then there s my twins, Position and Employment nice boys, but a little unsteady sometimes. Then there s the pride of the family Profesion. I sent him to college and he made good. He s all right he s a credit to his father arid mother. And then there s Sinecure he s the black sheep of the family, Sinecure is. He s dolled up all the time and he travels around with a loafer by the name of Graft. Sinecure is the only one in the family I have no use* for, but I don t see much of him he s pretty hard to find. I don t know why I m wasting my time standing here to tell you all this but you re a kid and there s only one way to start right and that s through me. If you re with me I ll take you home and let you meet my Missus her name is Content she s the mother of all my boys, Content is she ll be a mother to you and she s the finest, grandest mother in all the world. Now listen, boy; I know your mind is all confused and you re not strong for me right now so I m going about my affairs and when your thoughts turn to old Work when you surety \vant me well, you come out and look for me so long! (Exit WORK.) YOUTH He improves as you get to know him doesn t he? I d bet* ter call him back and no; I ll see my friends first maybe they can introduce me to that son of his what s his name? 78 EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE You mean Sinecure? YOUTH That s the one Sinecure. I want to start in on the very top round of the ladder where it s soft and easy so I can have time to spend with my friends. EXPERIENCE Only a bird can start at the top of the ladder and stay there^. (Enter PLEASURE from Left.) YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) Now I m all right. Pleasure still has that inviting smile. (He goes to her.) Good evening, Pleasure ! PLEASURE (coldly) , I beg your pardon ! YOUTH We ve been strangers lately but you remember me, of course ! PLEASURE (coldly) I can t say that I do YOUTH Youth! don t you remember? You invited me to the Primrose Path. I haven t been ^here lately because I ve had the misfortune to PLEASURE (interrupting) Stop! it was never intended that the word "misfortune" should be spoken in my presence. It annoys me fright fully please step aside ! (She exits haughtily into the Cabaret.) EXPERIENCE 79 YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) She doesn t know me and even her voice is different. It hurts to have her speak that way! EXPERIENCE The voice of Pleasure is always the thrust of a dagger in the dark. (Enter STYLE and BEAUTY.) YOUTH (goes to BEAUTY) Beauty, you remember me, don t you? BEAUTY Of course ; we danced the Tango together, didn t w p ? YOUTH No, I never danced a Tango with you but we waltzed to gether we were very good friends. BEAUTY Oh, really; I ve forgotten; I waltz with so many pardon me, won t you? (She goes in Cabaret.) YOUTH (to STYLE) I m so glad to see you again, Style! How have you been? STYLE I don t seem to recall you. YOUTH Oh, yes, you do. Don t you remember how nice you were to me about my necktie it was just a little too narrow remember? And my trousers were too long of course, these I have on now are the worse for wear and they are not pressed but I think the length is all right, don t you? STYLE Have you been drinking? 8Q EXPERIENCE YOUTH No; no, I cut that all out. STYLE Well, I m afraid you haven t quite recovered because I don t know you anchl don t know what you re talking about. (STYLE goes in Cabaret.) YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) Have I changed so very much or what is the matter? EXPERIENCE You haven t changed, my boy, and neither has human nature. Fair weather friends have no use for you when there s a storm in your soul. YOUTH It s hard to lose faith in them but I m beginning to under stand. (Enter WEALTH and FRIVOLITY at other side.) There s Wealth! I m sure I can depend upon him. (Goes to WEALTH.) / WEALTH (to FRIVOLITY) You can believe me just so long as there s any champagne left in the world I shall devote my life to you, Frivolity! YOUTH (to WEALTH) Pardon me! FRIVOLITY (to WEALTH) You couldh t find a better way to occupy your time. YOUTH (to WEALTH) Good evening, Wealth how have you been ? EXPERIENCE 81 WEALTH (paying n& attention to him speaks to FRIVOLITY) Every time I sober up lately I begin to moralize and get desnondent so if you don t mind I ll shut out all the blue devils by travelling around with you, Frivolity. FRIVOLITY Of course, Wealth ! -I won t give you time to be despondent. Let s go in and dance I love dancing! (Exit FRIVOLITY into Cabaret. WEALTH is about to fol low YOUTH takes him by the arm.) YOUTH Listen, Wealth, I ll stand for it from the others, but don t you tell me you ve forgotten me! WEALTH Bless my soul, what is it? What s the matter? YOUTH You were my friend you taught me how to throw my money away. WEALTH Did I? YOUTH You did and I learned the lesson thoroughly. Now with your influence and advice I mean to do better things. A new spirit is awake within me and I want you to help me. WEALTH Help you of course I m always helping people but don t take advantage of me w r hen I m with a lady. Now me- member that here s a bit of money for you! (Holds out a bilfto YOUTH.) 82 EXPERIENCE YOUTH (looking at him in astonishment) Money! you you think I want your money! Well, I don t. You taught me to throw mine away but you can t teach me to take yours like a beggar. WEALTH Well, what is it you wanted? YOUTH I wanted a chance to earn it. I wanted a chance to prove to myself that even if Ambition is dead his memory still lives and you ve given it to me. Yes, you, with your smug-faced charity, you have shown me that Experience is right. The friendship of the selfish is a warm wind from the South when the skies are clear, but when trouble comes it s as cold as the blast of Death. Go where Frivol ity waits for you you ve taught me something worth while this time. Come on, Experience, I m going to look for Work. THE END OF THE EPISODE. THE SIXTH EPISODE. IN THE HOUSE OF THE LAST RESORT. DESCRIPTION: A dive of the Rathskeller type. Door in back leading to the street. Door at Left leading to the kitchen. Cheap tables about the place. A small platform at Right upon which the performer stands to sing; a piano above platform at Right. DISCOVERED: GROUCH sitting at a table at Left. YOUTH, as a waiter, in his shirt sleeves and an apron, is serving him. EXPERIENCE, also , as a waiter, is at a table at Right, waiting on DISGRACE, a man, and INDOLENCE, a woman. Pianist pounding out rag-time on piano. GROUCH (loudly) Here! here! stop that! I m not going to learn to eat to music. (To YOUTH.) Say! what kind of a waiter are you? I ask you for two eggs boiled three minutes and you bring me a couple of door knobs. What do you mean? YOUTH I m sorry, Grouch, but I brought you what they gave me. GROUCH Aw, shut up! I m payin for what I want not what you bring me see? If you don t know how to wait you shouldn t be here. (83) 84 EXPERIENCE YOUTH That s the trouble I don t know how to wait. GROUCH You bet you don t. YOUTH Why don t you give a fellow a chance? GROUCH Give you a chance! Say! I ve come in here to get waited on not to give chances. I want things right. (Indicating piece of toast.} And look at this! I asked for toast, didn t I? Toast is what I asked for and what s this? A half-portion of rag-carpet that s what it is. How am I going to eat it ? how ? how ? YOUTH Well, I ll tell you, Grouch if you eat as you usually do I should say it s something like a vacuum cleaner. GROUCH That ll do! Don t get new, now don t get new \ (Holds up coffee cup.) What s this? What do you call this? YOUTH I haven t found a name for it myself but the Boss calls it coffee. GROUCH Coffee! Huh! Coffee! Where does it come from? YOUTH I think it s imported from the Ohio River. GROUCH Oh! is that so! Say! I want to tell you something: If you want to make a hit with me you wait on me right. I m a steady customer here and if you want my trade you keep your face closed and don t talk back See? EXPERIENCE 85 YOUTH Listen, Grouch you order fifteen cents worth of food and you hand me four dollars worth of abuse. Now eat the door knobs and let me alone. ( Turns to EXPERIENCE, who has come down stage and is iv at chin g him.} Oh ! Experience, I can t stand this much longer I can t do it. EXPERIENCE My boy, you still have a foot-hold on the edge of the abyss. Courage! There may be a chance to crawl back to safety. YOUTH It isn t that I have no courage but look! Look where I am! Look what I ve done with my prospects buried them all under the dust of failure. But I have tried, haven t I, Experience? When my friends passed me by I didn t give up, did I? Day after day I walked the streets looking for Work and couldn t find him. He s so big and powerful and it s such a little world I won der why I couldn t meet him again ; and why, to keep body and soul together, Fate should drive me here to the House of Last Resort. EXPERIENCE You are trying to solve the Riddle of Life, my boy and the Great Answer can come to you only through sorrow and suffering. GROUCH (angrily} Waiter! (YOUTH goes to him. EXPERIENCE goes up and waits on the man and woman then exits at Left. Enter FRAILTY. She goes to table at Right.} YOUTH (to GROUCH) What is it now? 86 EXPERIENCE GROUCH I want to pay my check. YOUTH Two eggs coffee toast twenty cents. GROUCH (gives coin) There you are give my nickle in change I don t believe in giving tips understand ? YOUTH (gives him nickle} Listen ! If you gave me a tip you wouldn t eat for a week and I d hate to see you lose flesh. GROUCH Aw! cut it out! FRAILTY (to YOUTH) Hello, Kid! YOUTH (going to FRAILTY) Hello, Frailty! FRAILTY Havin another run-in with Grouch? YOUTH No ; it s the same one it s always continued in our next. FRAILTY Sit down, Kid! YOUTH No, Frailty! the Boss might catch me and he s not strong for me anyway. FRAILTY Aw! let him rave. Sit down! YOUTH (sitting down) Well, I ll take a chance. I ve been on my feet for eight hours but there isn t much doing just now. EXPERIENCE 87 FRAILTY There ain t ever anything doing here till about the time de cent people hit the hay. You got the blues, ain t you, Kid? YOUTH Well, I m not holding my sides from laughing or anything like that. FRAILTY What s the idea, Kid? YOUTH What do you mean ? FRAILTY I ve been sizing you up every time I slide in here. You don t belong to this joint. YOUTH I ve got to live some way. (GROUCH falls to sleep quietly head down on chest.) FRAILTY I know! we all got to live someway. I guess you got me sized up, too, ain t you? YOUTH I don t have time to size anybody up. FRAILTY Yes, you do, Kid but you ve got the real stuff in your make-up and that s why I like you. You don t get mushy like some of those drum-heads in the slumming parties and lean over and pat me on the hand and say, "Who done this to you? Come on, tell me the story of your life, little girl." Gee! I hate them guys. YOUTH I don t blame you. FRAILTY Listen, Kid! it s all right for me to be part of the furniture here because I m a girl and the devil has his brand on 88 EXPERIENCE my shoulder but you don t belong! What put you up against it, Kid booze or a doll? YOUTH Neither one of them. FRAILTY Ain t you never had a little queen to patter around and make a little fuss over you? YOUTH Please ! I took the wrong road that s all. FRAILTY I m right with you, Kid. I picked out the wrong road myself and I picked a bird. YOUTH One with white lights all over it, eh? FRAILTY Sure! YOUTH They make a rotten road look mighty cheerful those old incandescents. FRAILTY Ain t it hell, Kid? YOUTH It is for me and it must be worse than that for you. FRAILTY It s a black world for a lot of us, boy. But, come on > let s pin a rose on it. Roses look well on black. YOUTH You know, it does me a lot of good to talk to you it makes me ashamed of myself for wanting to give up the fight. You re a dead game little sport and I hope you ll come to a turning in your road and you ll leave all the white EXPERIENCE 89 lights behind you and you ll go on and on to a little cottage waiting for you in the sunset. FRAILTY Don t, Kid please! I get dreams like that sometimes and I dream till my heart aches. But you know what my name is and the World knows what my name is and there ain t any man willing to call his wife Frailty. YOUTH Gee ! it s tough ! FRAILTY Aw, come on ; let s cut this out or the weeping willows won t have anything on us. Listen! I like you, Kid, and I d go the limit for you because you treat me just as if I was a nice girl. YOUTH You are. FRAILTY I am with you and that lets me out. But, say! never mind about me. You got to get away from this joint. It s coverin your soul with poison. YOUTH How am I going to do it? FRAILTY You ve got to get money, Kid ! (Enter MAKESHIFT, a rough, husky man. He watches them. EXPERIENCE enters from kitchen and looks on.) YOUTH Money! Listen, girl, you re making me laugh. I should say I have got to get money. GROUCH (waking up) Waiter! Where s that waiter? (YouTH jumps up quickly.) 90 EXPERIENCE MAKESHIFT (roughly to YOUTH) Say! what do you think this is a front parlor in the St. Regis? Now you cut out this loafin and chinnin with the customers or I ll boot you out of my place. FRAILTY Say, Makeshift you let him alone you big stiff. MAKESHIFT Is that so? I m on all right. I ll throw you out, too. YOUTH Now listen, Makeshift; she had nothing to do with it. MAKESHIFT Shut up and attend to your work. (Turning on FRAILTY.) And don t you go buttin in just because you re stuck on him. FRAILTY Well, s pose I am he ain t stuck on me and you re a bum sport to go and tip him off. (To YOUTH.) Bring me a beer, Kid. (As YOUTH starts off, GROUCH calls him.) GROUCH Waiter! Come here fresh! YOUTH (as he is passing him) Oh, go to hell ! (YOUTH exits at Left. EXPERIENCE follows him off.) GROUCH (to MAKESHIFT) Get me, Makeshift ! You want to get rid of him if you want my trade. EXPERIENCE 91 MAKESHIFT Leave him to me; I ll learn him or break his neck. ( The habitues of the place begin to gather for their nightly revels DISSOLUTE, a girl, with ROGUE, a man; ILLIT ERATE, a girl, with SNEAK, a man; RECKLESS, a girl, with CHEAT, a man. DISSOLUTE and ROGUE come down to MAKESHIFT. DISSOLUTE speaks with French accent.} MAKESHIFT How are you, Rogue! How are you, Dissolute! Say, get this! There s a swell slumming party doin" my joint to night and I don t want you to put anything over. DISSOLUTE (with French accent} Ah, Makeshift, you are so funny! Why it is we don t put what you call "something over" on these fools that go slumming! My friend Rogue and me we have to live nest-ce pas! ROGUE Sure, Makeshift, let me pick a sparkler, or fish out a bank roll from dese swell nuts. Me and Dissolute is got to eat. ain t we? MAKESHIFT Nix ! No rough stuff to-night. I give me word to the Captain of the Precinct and me word is me bond, see! DISSOLUTE (laughs goes to GROUCH) His word is a bond, eh! Well, it is some bond. (Enter YOUTH with a glass of bee*r for FRAILTY he goes to table gives her the beer she pays for it. EXPERI ENCE enters at same time and waits on tables in back.} FRAILTY Thank you, Kid ! (Whispers.) Don t let Makeshift get your goat. 92 EXPERIENCE DISSOLUTE (goes to YOUTH) I could call ze handsome waiter yes ! YOUTH (to DISSOLUTE) You want to order something? DISSOLUTE Ordaire ha! I want to talk wiz you. You are not like ze uzzer waiters you have in ze face something what you call ! different, eh ? I could put such loving arms around you and I could kiss you, ah, so sweet. ROGUE (dragging her away roughly} Cut that stuff! (To YOUTH.) You let my doll alone or I ll break your jaw. (YOUTH draws back to hit ROGUE DISSOOLUTE grabs ROGUE FRAILTY touches YOUTH on the arm.) FRAILTY (warningly) The goat, Kid, the goat! Rough stuff won t get you any thing. MAKESHIFT (to YOUTH) Say! You re goin to get yours in a minute. Now you get busy or I ll bounce my fist off your bean. (YouTH goes to table L., and waits on RECKLESS and CHEAT going out at Left presently for the order. EX PERIENCE follows hjm out. INDOLENCE, a girl, with RASCAL, a man, enter. ILLITERATE comes down to MAKESHIFT.) ILLITERATE ( tearfully ) Say, Makeshift, youse has always took me for a lady, ain t youse. (SNEAK comes down.) EXPERIENCE 93 MAKESHIFT What s the trouble, Illiterate? ILLITERATE Say! I m a lady, I am, and I comes in dis hole in de wall wit dis guy Sneak for a pail of suds. After he goes swimmin in de suds he tells me he s broke and I got to pay for it. SNEAK Aw, cheese! cheese! You got de coin, ain t you? ILLITERATE Say, I m a lady, and I pays as I goes, see! but I ain t goin to put up my good money to cover your system with a cheap jag. MAKESHIFT (shakes SNEAK) You pay for your own drinks, Sneak come across! SNEAK How kin I? I m flat. MAKESHIFT- What are you doin in here if you ain t got any coin? (MAKESHIFT grabs SNEAK and runs him out.) ILLITERATE Once a lady, always a lady ! (Sits at table. Pianist plays chatter and laughter wait ers running back and forth with beer. YOUTH and EX PERIENCE in and out^ very busy. MAKESHIFT goes from table to table and presently gets down to FRAILTY at table at Left.} MAKESHIFT (to FRAILTY) Say, you re usin up a lot of table here where s your John ? 94 EXPERIENCE FRAILTY Oh, let me alone. (To YOUTH, who is at the next table serving beer.) Gimme another beer, Kid ! (MAKESHIFT walks away. YOUTH gives her a glass of beer from his tray wipes off the table. RECKLESS goes down to table, C.) MAKESHIFT (sees RECKLESS) Here, here! This table is reserved. Get out o here! RECKLESS Say, Makeshift, listen ! What was that line of talk you were handing out last night about a swell guy comin here to sing for your customers? (YouTH nudges FRAILTY on the arm they both listen. EXPERIENCE joins them.) MAKESHIFT Well, I engages a cuckoo, see! and I pays him twenty-five bones in advance. Then when he comes down here and sees my place he throws the coin on the floor and beats it. Say ! I hope de next time he hits a high note it chokes him. YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) If I could get a chance to sing maybe I d make good! FRAILTY Go after it, Kid. I ll plug for you. YOUTH Ask him for me, Experience please! You know I learned a lot of songs in the Primrose Path maybe I can put one over. CHEAT (to MAKESHIFT) It ain t goin to do your place no good to advertise swelj singers and then not oroduce. EXPERIENCE 95 MAKESHIFT It ain t my fault. YOUTH If I could make good maybe it might lead to something bet ter ask him, Experience ! (EXPERIENCE goes to MAKESHIFT.) FRAILTY (to YOUTH) Singin is better than beer slingin ! Gee, Kid! I m rootin for you ! EXPERIENCE (to MAKESHIFT) Your singer didn t show up, eh! MAKESHIFT No; left me flat. EXPERIENCE Give Youth a chance, will you? MAKESHIFT Who him ? What do you want to do drive my customers out? EXPERIENCE He won t do that he ll entertain them let him try. MAKESHIFT Well, I suppose there s only one way to find out and that s through you, Experience. All right, tell him to tune up. (EXPERIENCE goes to YOUTH. MAKESHIFT goes to Left up stage.) EXPERIENCE He ll give you a chance pull yourself together and don t get nervous. FRAILTY If the audience gets up and leaves the room you ll still be a hit with me, Kid! 96 EXPERIENCE (MAKESHIFT gets to table L-C. YOUTH goes to pianist explains about song EXPERIENCE stands near FRAILTY chatter and laughter.) MAKESHIFT Order! Order! Ladies and gents: I take great pleasure in announcin the first appearance in my Royal Palace Cafe of get up on the platform, Kid ! (YouTH does so he is very nervous.) The first appearance of what s your singin name, Kid? YOUTH It s immaterial. MAKESHIFT I takes great pleasure, ladies and gents, in introducin Imma terial, the singin wonder of dis city. YOUTH Listen, don t call me a wonder, because I m not, and it makes me conscious. MAKESHIFT Well, get conscious. You make good or I ll throw you out. Cut loose ! (MAKESHIFT walks off.) YOUTH (sings plaintively and nervously) There s a Big Road in the City That they call The Great White Way, Where the bright lignts staring white lights Turn the night-time into day ; But you re lonely when you walk it For you want once more to find In the shadows, in the darkness, That Old Road you left behind : EXPERIENCE 97, REFRAIN It s the Old Road back to Homeland, It s the outcast s only goal, Where the ever cruel white lights Throw no shadows on your soul. It s the Old Road back to Childhood, It s the road you want to roam, With the stars above to guide you It s the Road to Home, Sweet Home! SECOND VERSE With your pockets lined with money You can walk The Great White Way; It s a fine road song and wine road ! Just an endless holiday; But when once your gold has vanished In the cold gray dawn you ll find That it s dreary and you re weary For the Road you left behind : REFRAIN It s the Old Road back to Homeland, It s the outcast s only goal. Where the ever cruel white lights Throw no shadows on your soul. It s the Old Road back to Childhood, It s the road you want to roam, With the stars above to guide you It s the Road to Home, Sweet Home! (While YOUTH is repeating the refrain MAKESHIFT en ters and sees that his customers are sentimentally affected by the song to an extent that some of the women are weeping and the men are doivncast. MAKESHIFT drags YOUTH from the platform.) 98 EXPERIENCE MAKESHIFT It won t do, I tell you ! That mush stuff don t go with me. You got a lot of these dames bawlin their eyes out that don t sell beer! (The habitues of the place applaud YOUTH.) YOUTH But wait a minute the people like me. * MAKESHIFT Like you nothing! They just made a noise with their hands to keep from throwin the furniture at you I m wise. YOUTH I ll sing every evening just for my board, if you ll let me. I ll learn a lot of songs. MAKESHIFT No, I tell you ! No ! You learn to be a waiter and learn it quick or out you go. (Walks away.) YOUTH (to EXPERIENCE) Well, I didn t make good? EXPERIENCE I thought you did. FRAILTY Sure you made good, Kid. Why, to me you had Caruso making faces at himself. (Enter the slumming party PLEASURE, BEAUTY, FASH ION, STYLE and WEALTH. MAKESHIFT meets them sits them at the table reserved for them in C.) MAKESHIFT Glad to see you, ladies and gents! This way! YOUTH (seeing them speaks to EXPERIENCE) Look, Experience they ll know me and recognize me. What am I to do? EXPERIENCE 99 EXPERIENCE They ll not know you, my boy, because they look upon the scene with eyes that are blind to the truth and in their hearts there is no understanding. (EXPERIENCE goes up stage.) MAKESHIFT (to YOUTH) Say! Now is the limit, see! Ain t that your table don t you see ladies and gents settin there? Go on get busy! (Pushes him to table at C.) YOUTH (shame-faced, R. of table C.) Order, ladies and gents! PLEASURE (to others) Oh! Here is the waiter! Typical of the place, isn t he? BEAUTY Depraved face, I think! STYLE Quite ! Wicked-looking eyes ! YOUTH (getting angry) Orders, please! FASHION > ; ancy ! He doesn t even glance at my gown! WEALTH (to the others) nil we have some wine? PLEASURE )h, not here! Wine would be terribly out of place. That sort af waJter doesn t suggest wi 100 EXPERIENCE YOUTH ( angrily ) Orders, ladies and gents! BEAUTY Vicious looking, isn t he? STYLE Quite. Notice the way he glares. WEALTH Shall we try some beer? PLEASURE Oh, do! Beer sounds so slummy. WEALTH (to YOUTH) Bring me a lot of it enough for everybody in the place. (YouTH starts for exit stops up stage tells MAKE SHIFT what WEALTH said and exits at Left. MAKE SHIFT sends EXPERIENCE and other waiters after beer for the crowd.) PLEASURE Oh, Fashion, don t you love them? such murderous types. FASHION Yes, Pleasure, but they don t look at my clothes. Why should I come here if I m not to be noticed! WEALTH Pardon me! (Crosses to the table where FRAILTY is sitting.) FASHION Oh, he s going to speak to that girl! FRIVOLITY Wait a moment, Wealth; didn t you say you were going to devote all your time to me ? EXPERIENCE. ,.,,.,, .-101 WEALTH " I m afraid I ve said that to a great many ladies. PLEASURE Wealth is so cosmopolitan, isn t he? WEALTH (to FRAILTY) Good evening! FRAILTY Hello, Pop ! WEALTH May I buy you a glass of beer? FRAILTY You ain t goin to hurt my feelings. (YouTH, EXPERIENCE and other waiters on with beer. YOUTH puts four glasses on table for PLEASURE S party.) WEALTH (calling YOUTH) Waiter! Some beer! (YouTH crossesputs two glasses at FRAILTY S table. The pianist plays chatter laughter the waiters very busy MAKESHIFT moving about for several seconds. INDOLENCE, finding thai RASCAL, her escort, has left her and has gone over to flirt with ILLITERATE, throws a beer mug at his head, misses him and breaks a lot of dishes. There follows a row typical of the place.] INDOLENCE (to ILLITERATE) Whata you try to do, eh? ILLITERATE Aw, beat it, Indolence, you Wop! INDOLENCE So, you calla me da Wop, eh? (To RASCAL.) And you you makea for me one double-cross, eh? 102 EXPERIENCE RASCAL No, no; I justa speaka da good eve! INDOLENCE Oh, you speaka da good eve! then I speaka da good night! (Gets knife from her stocking MAKESHIFT grabs her hand.} MAKESHIFT Cut that, now get back to your beer drinkin or I ll throw the whole bunch of you out. INDOLENCE (dragging RASCAL with her) You cornea with me or I makea plenty da work for da Doc ! MAKESHIFT Order! Order! Ladies and gents, I wants youse to drink to Wealth, which has treated you so royal. (All the habitues of the place rise raise their beer glasses and shout : "Here s looking at you, WEALTH !" WEALTH acknowledges by rising and bowing. Chatter. Pianist plays.) . PLEASURE Exciting, isn t it, Beauty? BEAUTY Extremely ! but the atmosphere isn t good for my complexion. FASHION I hate the place there s nobody here to notice my clothes. STYLE (rising) I don t care for slumming. One never knows just what to wear. WEALTH (to FRAILTY) I m sorry you won t tell me the story of your life. I feel very sympathetic to-night. EXPERIENCE 103 FRAILTY Listen, Pop! Carry your sympathy a little steadier you re spilling it. PLEASURE (to YOUTH, who stands near their table) Waiter! Tell Wealth we are quite ready to go. YOUTH (to WEALTH) They re waiting for you. WEALTH (getting up) All right, but don t touch me on the shoulder I don t like it. YOUTH I m sorry. (Exit at L.) WEALTH (gives money to MAKESHIFT) Keep the change, my man ! (MAKESHIFT, elated, goes over to PLEASURE speaks in pantomime. She ignores him. He turns away.) WEALTH (to FRAILTY) Any objection to my taking a kiss before I go? FRAILTY What do you want to kiss me for? WEALTH Just a passing fancy. FRAILTY (bitterly) Put it straight, Pop. You mean you waivt to kiss me just because you can pay for it. WEALTH Certainly I intend to pay for it. 104 EXPERIENCE (Takes out a "fat" pocketbook extracts a bill therefrom and puts bill on table.} FRAILTY Gee! You re full of sentiment, ain t you? WEALTH Come on; I m not in the habit of waiting. FRAILTY (turns sees him putting his pocketbook in the breast pocket of his coat} All right, Pop, you can kiss me and you bet you ll pay for it. (She puts one arm around him he kisses her and as he does so she steals his pocketbook.) WEALTH There, my girl, that s an easy way to earn money, isn t it? FRAILTY (bitterly) Easy sure ! Listen, Pop ; it s guys like you that keeps the devil laughin his head off. (The Slumming Party rises from the table.) PLEASURE Come, Wealth, I m beginning to weary of slumming. It s all so very sordid. I wonder why people select this sort of life! WEALTH If they didn t select it there would be no contrast in life for us, my dear Pleasure. (To FRAILTY.) Good night! FRAILTY Good night, Poo! EXPERIENCE 105 (MAKESHIFT leads the Slumming Party out to the street. They are all laughing and chattering as they go. The habitues of the place follow the Slumming Party to the street in quest of spoil. EXPERIENCE exits, followed by the pianist. FRAILTY goes to door at Left, calls YOUTH.) FRAILTY Come here, Kid ! (YouTH enters.) It s all right now you can get a fresh start. YOUTH What do you mean? FRAILTY I mean you got money (Shows the pocketbook.) money to lift you out of the mud. YOUTH Where did you get that? FRAILTY I snitched it from old Wealth. YOUTH Oh, no, girl, no! That s dead wrong. FRAILTY Wrong, nothing. He wanted to kiss me, didn t he? and I put my own price on a kiss I give to a mutt like that. YOUTH But it s wrong, girl! we ll have to call him back to give him his money. (He starts for the door.) FRAILTY (stopping him) Listen, Kid ; don t be foolish. He s never going to miss it - it s only car-fare to him and it s a life-saver to you be sensible. 106 EXPERIENCE YOUTH Please, girl. Listen, I don t want his money and neither do you. Give me the pocketbook. I ll run after him and give it to him. (As YOUTH takes the pocketbook and starts for the door enter MAKESHIFT, WEALTH and LAW, a Policeman. YOUTH holds the pocketbook under his arm.} MAKESHIFT (coming down) Pulled that rough stuff, did she? WEALTH Yes, the girl must have taken my pocketbook. I didn t speak to anybody else. MAKESHIFT Frisk her, Law. She must have it on her. LAW (handling her roughly) Come on, now; turn over that pocketbook. Where is it? WEALTH It isn t the amount of the money it s just the idea of being robbed. LAW Come across with that coin it s five years for you this time, my girl. YOUTH (to WEALTH) Here s your pocketbook. Let her alone. LAW (turning on YOUTH) So you re the one, eh? All right, I ll take you. FRAILTY No ! don t take him I stole it myself. EXPERIENCE 107 YOUTH She didn t steal it. You found it on me, didn t you? MAKESHIFT It s a frame-up. They re both in on it. LAW I ll run them both in. (To WEALTH.) You, Wealth, appear against them to-morrow morning at eight o clock. WEALTH Eight o clock! Oh, my dear Law^ that s quite impossible. LAW If you don t press the charge what can I do? WEALTH And it might get in the newspapers the notoriety would hurt me. Here ! (Takes money from pocketbook gives it to MAKESHIFT.) Buy some cigars. Let them go it doesn t matter I have the money back and I hate to get up so early. LAW (to FRAILTY and YOUTH) It s a narrow squeak for you two crooks, but I ll get you next time. (To WEALTH.) Come on, I ll walk to your taxi with you. WEALTH Do, please! I m not safe in this part of town. Good night! (Exit WEALTH and LAW.) MAKESHIFT Good night! (Pause for a moment then MAKESHIFT speaks to YOUTH and FRAILTY.) 108 EXPERIENCE Well, you put one over on me, didn t you? You crabbed my slumming parties by makin my house a hold-up joint. (To FRAILTY.) You you! Now you get out of here! FRAILTY I m goin and you don t have to tell me. MAKESHIFT (to YOUTH, threateningly) And I ll attend to you in a minute. (Exit MAKESHIFT at L.) FRAILTY (going to YOUTH tearfully} Good-bye, Kid! Listen, please; that was the first pocket- book I ever snitched, and I won t do it again you believe me, don t you, Kid? YOUTH I do believe you, girl, I do. FRAILTY Thanks! It s dark, ain t it? black dark for both of us. Say, would you mind kissing me just as if you was my brother ? (He kisses her.} Gee! You re nice, Kid, a-nd I won t never forget you and you ll hold on, won t you? Hold on to something maybe there ll come a light for you through the darkness. (Enter MAKESHIFT.) MAKESHIFT (to FRAILTY) Come on now, get out of here, you little crook. FRAILTY (turning on him) Say, you big stiff, if I was as crooked as you are I d roll out of here like a hoop. EXPERIENCE 109 (To YOUTH.) Good-bye, Kid! I m goin to try to pray to God for you and He might hear me even if it s too late to pray for myself Good-bye ! (She goes out quietly and closes the door behind her.} MAKESHIFT (to YOUTH) Now, you! (Crosses to him.) I told you I was goin to boot you out of here and I aa,, I had no business to take you in in the first placc--^."i might of knowed you was a dirty thief! YOUTH That s enough! (He turns on MAKESHIFT hits him they fight. MAKE SHIFT is too powerful for him and finally knocks YOUTH down he lies there, unconscious, on the floor.} MAKESHIFT Now you crawl out of here or I ll break j^our neck! (MAKESHIFT walks off at Left. YOUTH lies there in silence for five seconds. EXPERIENCE < opens the door hoks around for YOUTH sees him lying there sense- ta,, J-gfrvj to him revives him gets him on his feet.) EXPERIENCE It s all right, my boy! I m with you! YOUTH (exhausted) He was too heavy for me too heavy, that s it. But I ll try again, when I get my breath. (POVERTY, a gruesome figure clad in rags, enters through the doorway. YOUTH turns sees him is frightened.) Look! look! who is that? EXPERIENCE Poverty 110 EXPERIENCE YOUTH Poverty ! POVERTY I am always waiting to greet those who are thrown out of The House of Last Resort. YOUTH Well, you needn t wait for me. (Turns his back on him.) EXPERIENCE You can t snub Poverty, my boy ; he s had nothing but curses since the world began but he thrives upon them. POVERTY The boy doesn t know who I am. YOUTH (turning quickly) I do know you! You are Death s step-brother I know! When you come creeping into a home Happiness dies from fright and with your touch you turn the hours of enjoyment into ages of despair. Grin at me, if you will, but I know you to be the King of Suffering and all the sorrows of the world are your courtiers. Go on, grin, grin but you re not going to get me not while I can hold my head up not while I can struggle and fight (Picks up chair.) Go on, now; get out of here, damn you get out! get out! get out! (YouTH is driving POVERTY towards the door as the cur tain falls.) THE END OF THE EPISODE. INTERVAL. THE SEVENTH EPISODE. IN THE STREET OF REMORSE. DESCRIPTION : A gloomy side-street at dawn. DISCOVERED: YOUTH and EXPERIENCE walking on. YOUTH (going through his empty pockets) Gone! gone! I threw away every penny I had and I m sick sick in body and mind and soul. EXPERIENCE Of course, you re sick and you re broke and your nerves are all gone but you re living. YOUTH Yes, but I ve lost Ambition. I don t seem to care any more what happens. EXPERIENCE You re in the valley now, my boy, and it s a hard climb up the mountain-side. (POVERTY enters.) YOUTH See there he is again he s been following me for days speak to him send him away. EXPERIENCE (turning sees POVERTY) Who him? Why send him away? (Goes to POVERTY.) Well met, old friend Poverty. POVERTY We ve been through many a hard fight together, haven t we, Experience ? (Laughs mirthlessly.) (in) 112 EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE Youth, the time has come now you must meet Poverty. YOUTH I don t want to meet him don t you see he frightens me. Tell him to go away I can t bear the sight of him. POVERTY That s the trouble with me I never was much of a hand for making a good impression on anybody. (Laughs mirthlessly over YOUTH S shoulder.) YOUTH (jumping away) Merciful God! why does he come so close to me? I can t stand it I m too nervous, I tell you. (POVERTY leers at him.) EXPERIENCE You ll find he s not such a bad looking chap if you can get the courage to like him. (DELUSION enters. He* is a "dope" sallow-faced and thin.) DELUSION (to EXPERIENCE) How re you, Bo slip me! (Puts out his hand to EXPERIENCE.) EXPERIENCE (shaking hands with DELUSION) Oh, it s my old friend, Delusion glad to see you how are they coming? DELUSION In carriages, Bo right up to the front door in carriages it s a gay life if you play it with a copper on. EXPERIENCE Youth, I want you to know my friend, Delusion. EXPERIENCE 113 DELUSION (putting out his hand to YOUTH) Slip me, Kid! YOUTH Delusion I m glad to meet you. DELUSION That goes double ( Indicating POVERTY. ) but it don t take in the look-out. Why do you let that false-alarm get near enough to pass you the crushed ice? YOUTH I can t get away from him. DELUSION Yes, you can, Bo. I ll take you away from him. YOUTH You! DELUSION Sure ! That s the best thing I do getting people away from old frost-face. I ve got a forget-factory right around the corner. Come on, I ll put you wise. YOUTH (to POVERTY) You thought you had me, damn you but my friend has fooled you. Hereafter you can frighten somebody else you rotten old loafer! DELUSION Cut out the criticism, Kid take to your O Sullivan s and follow Dandy Dan. (DELUSION walks off hurriedly at Left.) YOUTH (following DELUSION) Come on, Experience, are you with me? (YOUTH hurries off at Left.) 114 EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE (sadly) Only a miracle can save him now. POVERTY , (chuckling) Poor fool! he ll find there are worse things in the world than Poverty ! EXPERIENCE Oh, well, it s the privilege of Youth to enjoy first and suffer after. And while he learns this lesson I must hold the book for him. Farewell, old friend! (EXPERIENCE walks off at Left.) POVERTY (chuckling) And when Delusion is through with the young fool I ll get him (chuckles) if he doesn t fall into the clutches of something worse at heart than I am. THE END OF THE EPISODE. THE EIGHTH EPISODE. IN THE HOUSE OF LOST SOULS. DESCRIPTION : A dilapidated room in the poorer quarter of of city. A window in back broken panes stuffed with rags. Rickety furni ture a cheap table and chairs. One door at Right. DISCOVERED: A girl, HABIT, a dope-fiend, is discovered rocking to and fro in a chair and moan ing. In the background is an old hag, DEGRADATION, snivelling and cackling by turns a drug victim in the advanced stages. DEGRADATION (placing powder on hand) I d give you a sniff, Habit but I ain t got no more. (Sniffs.) HABIT Keep it and be damned to you, Degradation! DEGRADATION (pulling herself together and bracing up under the influence of the drug) I crawled through a sewer for the money to get that and it s worth it. (DELUSION enters through door at Right. HABIT go*s to him.) HABIT Delusion, please, gi me some quick! (115) 116 EXPERIENCE DELUSION I ain t got none get away! HABIT (on her knees) For the love of God, just enough to bring me back from hell. DELUSION (pushing her aside roughly she falls on floor) Aw, get away don t you know that coke is getting scarce, DEGRADATION (grinning inanely) Getting scarce! 1 DELUSION I ain t got none to spare for a frail like you I m saving this for a kid that needs it bad. (YOUTH appears in the door at Right. As he enters he sees DEGRADATION grinning at him and, afraid, he turns to go and finds EXPERIENCE standing in the door.) EXPERIENCE It s all right, my boy I m with you. (YouTH enters the room, afraid and with nervous steps.) Youth, do you want to meet Degradation? YOUTH No, no; I should say not. EXPERIENCE Very well ; it s up to you. HABIT (getting up on her knees to YOUTH) Please, if you pity those who suffer, get me just enough to bring me back. YOUTH (to DELUSION) What does she mean ? EXPERIENCE 117 DELUSION Aw, don t pay no attention to her she s squealin for a sniff of coke she had fifty cents worth yesterday and she don t share it with nobody Come here, Kid ! - ( Takes out small package containing white powder as YOUTH goes to him.) And you, too, old pal, Experience! (EXPERIENCE goes to his Left.) This is all there is in the shop, see and it s harder to get than a front seat in Heaven. (HABIT watches them like a hungry hawk DEGRADATION snivelling and grinning in the background.) Now, Kid, hold your hand like that, see! (YouTH does so DELUSION pours a little of the powder on YOUTH S hand.) Go on now, sniff it up your nose. (As YOUTH starts to do so, HABIT suddenly pounces on him grabs his hand and sniffs the cocaine DELUSION jumps for her she gets the table between them.) Say, what are you trying to pull? HABIT Go on, strike me beat me murder me I don t care I got it and I m coming back I m coming back from \: T ^ (Laughs and is joined in the laugh by DEGRADATION - the change in her manner, under the influence of the drug, is marked.) DELUSION Aw, you make me sick get out and hustle for your own hop. (Enter CRIME a burly bully but a dope fiend.) CRIME (in the door) Say, Delusion, got any dope? (YoUTH, afraid of CRIME, hides behind EXPERIENCE.) 118 EXPERIENCE YOUTH (frightened) Who is that! EXPERIENCE Crime ! CRIME (to DELUSION) Well, how about it? Come across with the makin s for one jolt, will you! See, I m nearly in I just had a mix-up, see and I croaked a guy in cold blood, the Cops will tell you I m beginnin to see the Chair everywhere I look (Turns sees DEGRADATIFN grinning at him.) Take that grin off your face or I ll knock your block off. (Reaches for gun.) DELUSION (pacifying him) Just enough left for one sniff all around. Here you are, Crime! (Pours powder on CRIME S hand.) Here s yours, Experience! Here, Kid, go to it! 1 (Gives some to each turns finds DEGRADATION grin ning at his elbow.) Beat it, you bum s pose I m going to waste this good stuff on you? (All sniff. YOUTH sniffs some of his and, without being noticed by the others, gives some to HABIT. All sniff and the effect is speedily noticeable. DEGRADATION in the background, snivelling and grinning.) CRIME (under the influence of the drug) What, me! I should say not! There ain t no Chair waitin for me-T-I m independent, I am I got a saloon and I m EXPERIENCE 119 rich I m Boss of my ward that s what I am I m Boss. (His face reflects the wonders he dreams. DEGRADATION laughs. ) YOUTH Wonderful! I m floating over an azure sea and summer breezes sing sweet lullabies as I sail on and on. (His face reflects his thoughts of happiness. DEGRADATION laughs.} HABIT (in ecstasy) I m back in my home town see, there s my mother "Hello, Jennie!" she says. You are glad to see me, ain t you, Mumsey see, I m rich look at all the nice things I brought you and I ain t never goin away from you again, Mumsey, never, never (Her voice dies away and she drops limply in the chair. DEGRADATION laughs.) YOUTH (alarmed) What s the matter? the azure sea is gone there are cruel rocks in its place and a cold wind is howling about me. (The laces of the others show that the ecstatic effect of the drug is working off.) EXPERIENCE It s the treacherous, lying drug, my boy it carries you out into an ocean of glory and leaves you there to perish of thirst and hunger. CRIME There it is again that damn Chair ! (Sniffs his hand in a vain effort to get more of the powder.) HABIT Oh, my God no, no, no don t let me wake don t! don t! ( DEGRADATION laughs -DELUSION stirs around in his seat uneasily feels in his pocket sniffs his hand. POVERTY appears looking through window in back.) 120 EXPERIENCE YOUTH My head is bursting with pain ( Turns screams. ) Look! look! there s Poverty leering at me through the window. (Shaking DELUSION.) You lied to me, damn you you told me I d forget. DELUSION (looking up at YOUTH sleepily) No more no more ! (Relapses into troubled sleep.) YOUTH I can t stand this pain there must be some way to get more of that stuff. *) EXPERIENCE Only one way tKrough him Crime. YOUTH (hesitates then, driven by a mirthless laugh from POVERTY, goes to CRIME) All right, Crime ; come on. CRIME Yes, yes, we ll go together and get it just a minute wait till they cover up that damned Chair. (Screams in fright.) Don t! don t take me there no, no; I m not ready yet no, no! HABIT (moaning) Le me go back there just an hour just an hour! 1 (DEGRADATION laughs.) YOUTH (sinking down in a chair) Oh, what is this that s tearing at my heart? EXPERIENCE 121 EXPERIENCE The agony that tears at every heart when Nature is ill- treated and reviled. ( DEGRADATION laughs inanely CRIME and DELUSION groan HABIT moans in pain.) Suffer! suffer! we are poor lost souls all of us harried and scourged through every dark recess of hell by fiends incarnate (Groans and moans as before.) Suffer! suffer! miserable human wrecks, rotting on the shores of time our minds nothing but dismal swamps full of loathsome vapors and each body the home of hor rors unspeakable. (Groans as before.) Hear our groans and look at us we who are made in the image of God, grovelling like beasts in the dirt of ages. And why why because there are those who call them selves men w T ho sell and barter this vile stuff that they may rise to riches through the agonies of the weak a curse upon them the curse of a multitude of murdered souls follow them through all the confines of eternity. (HABIT screams and falls on the floor.) Oh! Everlasting God! mercy, mercy, mercy! (Drops exhausted head on table all are moaning in pain.) THE END OF THE EPISODE. THE NINTH EPISODE. IN THE STREET OF FORGOTTEN DAYS. DESCRIPTION: A Street showing the end of a church at Right with a stained glass window, lighted up. DISCOVERED: CRIME, walking into the scene, followed by YOUTH and EXPERIENCE. CRIME Come on; it s only a block away. I ll have to beat that coke peddler over the head to get it. (Just as they step within the light from the stained glass window of the church the organist plays a familiar hymn. YOUTH stops EXPERIENCE stops CRIME take? a step or two stops.) YOUTH Listen ! ( They all listen to a few bars of the music.) CRIME Aw, come on ! YOUTH Where are we? EXPERIENCE In the Street of Forgotten Days. (They are silent as the organist goes on.) CRIME Say, get a move on you! (122) EXPERIENCE 123 YOUTH Wait! Some good angel has come to me on the wings of that music. Through the mist in my mind I seem to see (To EXPERIENCE.) Help me there s someone stretching out her hand to me. EXPERIENCE Your mother! YOUTH Yes, yes; my my mother! (The music swells out.) CRIME Say! what s the matter with you? Come on! YOUTH (to CRIME) Wait please ! (To EXPERIENCE.) Tell me your vision is clearer than mine. EXPERIENCE Don t you remember the little church on that green-topped hill across the valley and the woman whose voice was kindness itself YOUTH My dear dead mother! EXPERIENCE How proudly she dressed you in your Sunday best and led you by the hand into the cool shadows of the church and bade you remember always the simple teachings you heard there together! YOUTH My mother she comes to me now in the Street of Forgotten Days the Street of Forgotten Days ! (Just then from the church is heard the hymn:) 124 EXPERIENCE "Lead Kindly Light, - Amid the encircling gloom Lead Thou me on ; The night is dark And I am far from home Lead Thou me on !" (YouTH, with a gesture, commands CRIME to leave him then sinks sobbing on his knees beneath the church win dow CRIME slinks off at Right.) EXPERIENCE (after a pause as the music dies away) The miracle has come to pass. The never dying miracle of a mother s love! THE END OF THE EPISODE. THE TENTH EPISODE. IN THE LAND WHERE THE DREAMER WAKENS. DESCRIPTION : The same as The First Episode. DISCOVERED: LOVE standing by the fence, looking off down the lane. She turns presently and sits, dejectedly, on the bench. HOPE enters from the cottage. HOPE No sign of him, yet? LOVE No no sign. HOPE (comforting LOVE) He ll be back soon I m sure he will. LOVE No, Hope; he isn t coming back. I can believe in you no longer. Please go away. HOPE Go away, dear? LOVE No, no; I didn t mean that. Without you, Hope, m/ life would indeed be cheerless. HOPE k vnew you didn t mean it. But you must be patient. HeT be with you soon even now I feel his presence near u\. (125) 126 EXPERIENCE (HOPE goes in the cottage. LOVE remains sitting dejectedly on the bench. Presently YOUTH appears outside the fence he stands looking at her for a few seconds, then enters slowly through the gate and stands near the bench.) YOUTH (softly) Love! LOVE (getting up quickly) Youth! (Embraces and kisses him.) YOUTH You you ve waited for me! LOVE Waited for you, oh! dear Youth! I ve waited when every hour was an age and every day an eternity. But now that I have you again all my heartaches are forgotten in the joy of seeing you. (EXPERIENCE appears outside the fence remains there a few seconds then enters through the gate and stands near YOUTH.) YOUTH But the ring you haven t asked me ! You see, dear, it didn t keep all the evil away from me because LOVE (interrupting) Don t tell me anything. I know by the light shining from your eyes that your soul is still white and clean. EXPERIENCE The eyes of Love are keen and their vision reaches to the distant border-land of Truth. EXPERIENCE 127 YOUTH Oh, pardon me, Love this is my friend, Experience to be evermore my best-remembered friend. He has been with me always and he shall be my historian. EXPERIENCE Yes, but by the fireside later on! ( HOPE enters from the cottage. YOUTH goes to her and embraces her.) YOUTH Hope ! dear, dear sister ! HOPE Youth, I m so glad you re back. LOVE (going to YOUTH) Oh, Youth, how pale you look and worn and weary. TeU me, did you lose your fight for fame and fortune? EXPERIENCE He lost his first fight but in losing he conquered the evils in his own heart and that s the greater victory. LOVE But, Youth, aren t you going to fight again? EXPERIENCE Of course he ll fight again. LOVE You haven t told me where is Ambition? YOUTH (sadly) He is dead. HOPE No, no, Youth Ambition sleeps but he never dies. I ll waken him and bring him back to you. (Exit HOPE.) 128 EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE And when Ambition leads you forth again Love shall be by your side and Experience shall carry the implements of war and you ll win this time, my boy you ll win the heights of fame and fortune! (HOPE enters, leading AMBITION by the hand.) AMBITION (smiling) Youth! YOUTH ( eagerly ) Oh, Ambition, give me your hand again and let me try to walk with steps of faith upon that long and narrow road the only road that leads to Love and Happiness. (AMBITION puts one arm around YOUTH and the other around LOVE. He smiles upon them both. EXPERIENCE and HOPE show their approval.) THE END OF THE PLAY IOAN DEPT. ,G.V 434492 ,ce 954 31 e *, " . ^ M UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIBRARY