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OUR JOSHUA
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REPORTER.
BY
BROIHER JONATHAN.
Author of " Sketches by Brother Jonathan," " Rufttic
Rambles," &c.
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Mnttti ftocordliif to Act o{ Tulkmeht of Caftadk fn tile feta 1^4, tf
HERMAN Hv PITTS,
in tke Office of iW M»i.t« ef Agrfcult^re. A» rigbte teBerf.4
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AS A REPORTER.
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CHAPTER t.
AJJ iJJtRODlTCTION to OllR ttEKO.— HIS ftrttOOL-DAYS.
There is an unaccountable fascination about a news-
paper office which all the discoveries in science have
never yet been able to make out. When a lad enters the
village printing office to serve out his time and learn the
glorious art) it is a rare exception if he ever changes his
vocation.
While this is true in the moi^e humble departments of
the art, it is still more true in the literary departments.
Few are the persons who^ after once entering into the
reportorial fields of Journalism, can be induced to change
their business, although they have frequently the oppor-
tunity of doing so, and often with pecuniary advantages
far superior to those which they can receive on the staff
of any paper.
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4 01 'R .lOSTICfA
A prevalent idea, which is entirely erroneous, is timt a
snccessfui editor rnust be a College graduate. It is novv
"■enerally conceded, among newspaper men at least, that it
does not always require a college education to make a good
journahst. the editor who has gone through the various
dc[)artments of a newspaper office, and has perfected
himself in each, has certain advantages aver the college
graduate, lie I'now^s by a glance at the copy how much
it will make when in ^.n^o, how to punctuate the article
so that it will he readable, and knowing all about the
various styles and sizes of type, he has the entire control
of the office in his head. Of course many college graduate
editors have this knowledge.
This may riot show up so prominently in a krge. office,
but on a country newspaper the knowledge oT the sev eral
departments is invaluable to the editor.
But now for our story. The hero of this exciting
romance, Joshua Bangs', Esq., was a thorongh-bred
printing office graduate, and the effort of this thiilling
tale will be to show up some of his trials and pleasures.
He first saw the effulgent light of ncwnday in a small
town in Canada, which for the sake of euphony we will
designate as Swamptown. At the tender age of thirteen
he was escorted by his maternal relative into the sanctum
sanctorum of the Swamptown Era, where the editor
was informed that Joshua was a good boy, very good, but
he had pleaded so hard to be an editor, that she was
constrained to hand him over to his tender mercies to see
what he could make out of him,
"So, my little man, you would like to be an editor,
would you ?"
" Yes, Sir, I want to be a great man."
" Well, Sir, you'll have to connnence as a devil in the
printing office. Great editors from little devils grow."
The printing office being in want of a devil, Joshua was
duly installed in that capacity, and his vocation from
that time forth was established.
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As A REPORTER.
Now Joshua had the name of being a precocious youth
in the full sense of the term. , . . ,.
His father had been a master mechanic in a machine
shop, but having been suddenly deprived of the powers
of respiration by too close proximity to a belt which came
apart while he was attending to some of his multifarious
duties, Joshua had been left at the early age of six
without his restraining influences. .^-' ' '
Not having any brothers or sisters, he had grown up
something like a hot-house plant,— a head of lettuce,
rather than like an evil weed (a simile generally used)
excepting that there was nothing of a green nature about
our Joshua. i • i.i, i.
He had attended school for some five years, and m that
time ha^Pt
OUR JOSHUA. "^
ITie ofVice .)f the Era was on one of the r^j^^cipal
streets, and across the way was that of tiie i/«r«/rf- \\'^
entrance to the Era was up a narrow flight of staii-s, tlio
office beinr. on the second flat ; the printing departinent
in rear of the editorial room, which faced the street. Hie
Herald occupied the lower flat of the building opposite.
As Joshua made his entrance to the prmtmg ottice in
company with the foreman, the gentle breezes of August
were wafting the smoke from a rather low chimney
opposite through the open window, and nearly bhnding
the compositors. It had been an even question among
them as to which kind of death would be P'efei-able-to
be suflbcated with the smoke, or roasted to death with
the heat ; the advent of the foreman closed the aigument
in favor of roasting, so Joshua was sent to close d -vn the
window. ^ , , .1.
Whether it was the effect of the tears in his eyes,
caused by the smoke, or his too great zeal to be usetul it
is impossible to say. but in rushing to the windovv his
foot caught the corner of a poster form, locked m a chase,
which was standing against a post, knocking it down and
distributing it promiscuously underneath several type-
stands. In his anxiety to avoid stepping on any ot the
scattering type, he bounced backwards, striking against a
galley of nonpareil advertising matter, and tneng about
half a column of it.
Joshua gazed serenely on the destruction his zeal had
caused, and ejaculated that immortal sentence, " Well,
I'm blessed !" . i i •
The foreman, an elderly gentleman, with an extoensive
spot of bald on his head, and ?. pair of weak eyes pro-
tected by old-fashioned bmss-iimmed sj)ectacles, was over
washing his hands at a stand in one corner of the r(X>m.
Healing the noi^e of the scattering type, he rushed m
the direction of the window, and stumbled over a case ol
minion which was left on a chair while one of the hands
was blowing out the dust from the boxes, upsetting the
case and nearly breaking his neck.
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This second calamity foUowin^^ so close upon the first
seemed to be the last straw necessary. After getting
himself out of the t8.ngle with the minion case, the
foreman took oft his spectacles, rubbed the smoke off
them on the sleeve of his shirt, drew his hands across his
eyes to dispose of any surplus moisture which might have
accumulated from the eftects of the smoke, put on his
spectacles again, and then mildly gazed down on the
general disorder on the floor.
There are uimes, eminent scholars have aid, when the
Enghsh language will not eintirely express the shade of
meaning desired by the speaker. If ever there were such
times, this was one of th^m. He gazed at the floor, and
from thence to the compositors, who in return gazed
blankly from him to the floor.
Few and short wero the words they said
And they npoke not a word of sorrow.
But devoutly wished that the matter was dea
nignantly on our hero, and even condescended to pat his
frowsy head.
The rest of tliat day Joshua was a hero with the com*
positors. It was enough to know that he had fought and
won tor their honor, and that of the office.
The late 'deVil,' a lad of about sixteen, offered his assistance
in gathering up the pi, and showing Joshua wheie the
cloths and old papers were, so between the two of them
the office was fixed in pretty good shape before the after-
noon closed. ^ J '
The foreman in the meantime Irnd gone in and recited the
circumstances of the day to the editor, and they had a hearty
hxugh over Joshua's first day's experience, and the dis-
comfiture of the Herald office at the defeat of their champion.
The next morning the poster was set up again, and work-
ed off on the hand-press, and Joshua was sent out to put
up twenty-five bills about the town. A new supply of
paste had been made and with the bills under his arm, the .
paste kettle in his hand, and a lump of taffy in his mouth
he sauntered gaily forth into the bright, glad sunshine of
that August morniug to fulfil his destiny.
He had been tojdtoputhis bills up where others had
been posted and he scrupulously carried out his orders.
Whenever he would come to a place where others had been,
he would carefully post over them. Not finding a suf-
ficient number of places of that description, he posted the
remainiug onea on fences or gates, in fact, anywhere he
could find a smooth place that he could put them on easily.
Aftar finishing the job, he had some time left hefor© the
dinner hour, so he strolled towards the river. Seveml boys
were in Hwiinming, among them a number of his hite
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schoolmates. The heat of the day, the coo appearance of
the water and the earnest invitation of the boys had a
constraining influence over him, so depositing his Ke.tie
near a log, and diverting himself of his tlothes. he plung-
ed into the cooling stream. \
While disporting himself in the limpid watera, who
should he spy on shore, sorting over his garments but his
late antagonist, Small Pica, of the Herald office. A plenti-
ful application of water, and the dexterous use of the needle
had created quite a reformation in his appearance.
Gathering up our hero's clothes and clutching the paste
kettle, with a sardonic grin and a derisive motion ot his
hand he rushed down the bank and dipped the bundle m
the water; then with it under his arm he ran up the bank
and to vi aids the town, leaving Joshua making frantic
efforts to gain the shore.
Nothing had been left but a paper collar ; venly an add-
ing of insult to injury.
Here was a dilemma indeed. Half a mile from home,
with nothing but a paper collar, and a dirty one at that.
One of his companions off'ered to go home and procure
for him a suit of clothes, and after charging him not to let
his mother know anything of the matter Joshua composed
himself on a log to await developments.
Small Pica, in the meantime, had made a bundle
of our hero's garments, and tying a note to them, sent them
with the paste kettle to the Era office, where their appear-
ance created a most profound impression. The note
attached read as f^lows : —
" Al thftt is mcrtle of josa bangs esquire the patent lire and chftrapion
pie-niaker of the ERE office. " , , ^
There could be no doubt about the clothes having once
been Joshua's, for were not here the same soiled shirt and
torn pantaloons ; and the paste kettle had knocked around
the offica too lone, not to be a familiar object to all.
13 OUR JOSHUA
Had really some dire calamity happened to Joshua thus
early in his typographical career ; or was it only a xjractical
joke ? What meant these saturated garments and this
badly scribbled note ? What had becoitte of the boy who
but an hour ago had gone forth in such jubilant spirits ?
The foreman silently wiped his spectacles— a habit he
had when particularly affected— and picking up th« bundle
walked into the private office. The editor was striking off
a leader on "The demoralization of the anti-confederation
party" and did not notice the silent entrance of Mr. Muf-
fins, the foreman, (Mr. Muffins always did everything
silently), till at length he glanced up and caught the dis-
tressed look of that gentleman.
"What's up, Muffins; anything gone wrong inside?
Boy been raising Cain again V*
" No, Sir ! T\n afraid he*ll never rais« Cain any more.
Look at the last remnant of a forlorn hope," and the
foreman deposited the aforesaid bundle on one chair and
himself in another, in a weary, disconsolate sort of way.
" Do you know sir, that boy has woven himself around my
heart, and I felt almost like a second father to him," and
Muffins sighed deeply and thought of the widow and her
cottage. 1. i.u'
The editor read the note, and looked over the things.
*« What on earth has become of the boy, do you suppose
^^liluffins?" Come brace up, don't look so sorrowful, and
give us your opinion." • rv
« that is what I came up to see you about sir. Do you
suppose he's drowned ?"
" Drowned ? No ! that boy is born to be hung and you
could not find water enough in Che vicinity of Swamptown
to cover that head of his. He'll turn up all right I'll bet a
five cent cigar, but just when, and how, I am not prepared
^ /ust then a shout was heard from the printing office and
among the murmur of voices could plainly be recognized
that squeaky voice etf Joshua's.
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^' «o and bring the young imp in here, and let "8 see
.here he" been ^anywaV" laid the editor. Muihns re^
tired and in a few moments returned with Joshua by the
'""such an appearance as he presented as he st(X)d in th^^^
office door The editor, foreman and printers could not
restrain their mirth at the sight of him. /f^T^.Kp^
Joshua's friend had succeeded in getting a suit of clothes
such as they were, but as they had been previously worn
by^impson, 8r.,-father of. the boy -^ and l^ad seen some
pretty hard usage, they were not exactly suitable for a
"" m^'pants were about fourteen inches too long, and cor-
respondingly large around the body, llie coat homespun
Ind very much Vne in seveml sections, reached down te
our hero's knees' and the vest had but two t" «^ ^^
and was lashed around with a piece of cord The hat was
of straw and much damaged by the '^^*l^^'\^ZhJ^^^^
After the mirth had somewhat subsided, Joshua was
interviewed as to the cause of so much old Junk being in
the vicinity, and he, in a mournful tone told of his morn-
ing's experience. Considering that he had undergone such
rough treatment and had been tanned so dark as to be
ahnost unrecognizable he Was forgiven, and ff"* J« «^«|^
his clothes, for as he graphically expressed it J there ^as
nothing but an old rusty horsenail between him and ex-
posure!"
CHAPTER IV.
THOSK POSTERS. -HIS VISITING CARD.-HB IS THE VICTIM
OP A JOKE— DRIFTING WITH THE TIDE.
Quietness once more reigned in the ^ra office. Nothing
disturbed the beautiful serenity of the occasion, except
the Xin- of a dilapidated cat which Joshua had rescued
fom starvation in the gan-et, and which he considered
is own personal property. The click, chck.olick of the
tvne as thev drop >ed in the sticks of the compositors wa^
music to the foreman's ear. and his face beamed with
ben volence and perspiration as he «".oung man ; maybe you're the very party
I want Some infernal imp of satan has gone and posted
r"*:?" „..!:„ «.u" hill on mv front gate, and I want to
•4ndhimTnd'mako"an example of -him; and the m»u
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„ro«nd h,s teeth together, and ^tamP f -^°»f ' ^"S^*^"
r„g the cat, and making every one f««^ Wp ^j . ^„
The man that ^'^^'flf^Xiin^l^thfLr.'^ eye
think 80 at least, and aftei taKin, ' ; • g^id
and the size of his foot -['^^^'ti^f^hTT^fcf office
" devil' of the Herald. ,. peotacles as
The foreman f ?f ,«?<1,'^' tlvpeX^ continue his
he moved around behmd the type sKin"
ailoring business, but did ""^ «ay anjthmg
Click: click, cUck! the type fell »g»'"f ^^P'^^^. of the
places, a slight shuffle was heard at t^« JoMon
stairs, and Suddenly a sharp rap waa given on
which made all hands start a^am. ^^
Joshua slid out from behmd the stand but
could get to the door .t «»« ^^"^fj" g.tTt Joshua he
of the Herald strode m. Shak mg nis nsv »
delivered himself something m this wise ■ ^ ^^
"Yov. young imp of Saten X««- ./.f ^^ow you. You
pound you so your mother wouldn t ^°o* ?" ,.,„„.,«.l
Lve gone around town and P"«^;^ y^"MeeUng' bills,
•Auction Saw- over every one o^ou^ Ll^fthatls not
and we can t find one in tne w»""= , ^^ j, you
covered up. Do you know. sir. f /"" ;,^^^„„ent^for
are liable to a fine, sir, a fine, and to ""P"^"V^. " ^^j
life sir, imprisonment for life ; and you ought to b« Pangea
sh^ ha .ged^, and if I catch you doing the l^^" '^^>:?'^^']
flo^ voa sir flo.' Tou within an inch of yom ^'^'/^^
with a w!h4-w"that set Joshua's teeth on edge and the
Itll of brimstone through the f-. ^« ^"f^Vto wa
and swooped down stairs, overturning a ™*"^»° ^^^
tust «nten*ng below with a communication on *« Advance
ofScience,fknockh,g_alltW.n-^^^^^^^^
article, aiiu liiatiinj^ iUKi rrw »ix.^,^- " ' . '
for many a day.
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Th«f«.*ma" glanced over hUspecUelcs again, and
into trouble on »;='='"".'■,,"' '^^X m .re careful in future
those bills »,>. You w^mve to be » ^
not to cover any l^l'^T^'Vi-u" cat iumped up on the w.n-
All was silence a^.n. Ihe ««■ J""' g; '„„eh to the
aow sill and tegan ^''^"'l^naf SrinR V was about
amusement «f ^V" t .Z"*^ %« and^i^*-!- Thun.p.
concluded. The V*"^^ Jfn'lme up the stair, four steps
thump, tl'»"'P.' ""*f .It^Mt^ffir It was the edito, ol
t^r ''HV'r^hroierftuffins excitingly ex-
/=''^:Sere,Muffins,thisthing.g^^^^^^^^^
infernal walking cbromo "^ ^^^'.t^ ani before a
•Auction Sale' poster on my new ten^, ^^^^_
«eek the place will be *=°"\P'^X^„ ^this business and
V,ills. We shall have to put a stop to tn ^.^^
^e might as well commence 6- - 1^^- J^, 1 wieve
going over and ''""'^^"''''"^"^'^^dr Joshua ! go over to
he was put up to it .^f *;-: °*'^f jhev ever pott another
the ^«™^' .""if -^,f " taction Tor damages against
bill on my lence 111 bring an * v^rgain!" and the
them and skin their boy ahve in tM ^ S» ^ off an
editor rushed i5'\l"%r'^ tendency of the Small Koy."
article on the " Destructive tendency ^^^ y_
befed^»Xfwll;.,.to keep you out
ormi^hief," JT-^' ^^.'^etttom of the stairs when
Joshua had hardly got ^ ^^-,^^^^1 with a heavy dis-
, , .Urn, degenerated looking mdmf^a^^;„„,,y ^^^
,.■ IV ,t paier coUar and a thin voic . ^fljce door.
' > _• _w.:i. Ud aentlv tapped at tnepriuv^^.^ ^^^ .^
irSrwasaSsweWbySpuds, tueex-u.-... ...- -
Jldred of the visitor his business.
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"Ah' mv fine fellah! I believe you are. ah r the
peieLiaoated as the. ah, devtt oTthe ,mnt,ag
Sec, aS r aaW he with the extensive collar.-,
•' No ! devil's out on an errand : ,
" Ah ' ves vou don't tell me ! Dear me ah ! why you
look black enouah to be the devil himself, ah! Quite a
Se. .^^ but wh-en that, ah ! imp of ''-^--knef ^^"'^ . "P;
•will you kindly ask him for me.ah ! to desist m future
h-im pasting bills on my bam, ah! in f"''"'e. ^ X^"
pCe I am ah ! a well known resident of Tomato Can
aC and I don't appreciate these little courtes.es, ah!
^"sTruck the wron/VlaceM., office over *« way «»-,
always posting up bills where they hadnt ought -o, or
noTTstW them up at all. Vcs sir. ah happy to see
vou^.^in8ir,ah,atany time !" and he bowed him out
with the ereatest politeness conceivable.
"^ LKhortly ^fter returned with the flour and was
instructed by Spuds in the mysterious art of making
printing office paste Spuds by this time cons,dei-ed
iimaelf a full fledged journeyman now. that he had some
"'^r trdTnot take very i^dily te the making of
this pveoaration and spUled considerable on the stove
fillin-r ttie air with an odor of burnt flour. He fonn.l it
warm work on that sultry August "afternoon, and was
very much pleased when six o'clock came and all hands
knocked off, for the day. ,,-1.1 „j.>..i„
The next morning Joshua got around bright andearly.
opened up, and swej.t out the oftice. Ajtej h« l.a4 fin-
ished sweeping and dusting, he looked a.ro'"«l^ t" »*"
what there w^ to amuse himself with. Celtic, the cat^
mmed on account of her slim FOpo^io^, wi« sunn ng
heiself on a window sill, and sW>ly ';«rt*.'"S f"^/'*^^
Not a very nutritious diet one would imagme, stiU one
nuite coneenial to the taste of the feline tnbe. -
^Joshua Ud been thinking the day before that a ^rson
._ 1,. _ _.-x: „v.«»i;i VkftVA gomp viaittnff cards, so ne
ma^e a'tour":f°the';fli7e to find a style of ty,-. that
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onn JosmiA
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,, •. V <>„«*„ TTp liail some troublfi in making
would suit hm fancy. H«- , ,..?T,„„, . utter he conM
<,ut the various Icinds, but at la-it lound a le"*^ ' . ^
Uv^i. 'eaMl •. Getting *' tftm-? '
3d down Uie
came near
[Y hero,
me, and wo
had floated
he afternoon,
mplete some
,r much hope
i meet »ome
d as a paddle,
pole, but the
centre of the
river, all tKe wV.le ^-^^irlrriwt ^Z
intoaioom, -^fj"f,J^^^Sio-ZJ^^r^' raft
:lt Tsffi\httot *tr w^fbo* got thoroughly
'"■« Wet"-. JoBh, I believe were m a .-""f ,f .^M^:,"
ever He., we ar. a quarter of a m.le out .n ^e^rver
darkness coining o« and «'8^ °' *?" ^^ t^e ™°°«« '"g^-
We'll just have to make a run ot it over t^ ^j^^^j
And Spuds wrung the water out of h« lAp. stiiverea,
and endeavoi'ed *» l««''.'*''Si?«'- ^ y^ ^^^i^g
With one at each end of the pole iney "°o i' »
theU- way over the wet, s.ipi^og«,^j^»d many
ab^eb^at about twelve o'clr't"lftTr ^"fyd left
ascertained a.s to their whei-eabouts ^if^J^l ^^"''j
theotticc. There wa» indeed rqoicwg m the home 01
Joshua at the prodigal's return. .vjoount the
Jry^^S:tf the^'Sitf ^g^rr^f: ™.
h! i^Tn'^he Era would take l^ks '« >^'fv±'^^ ^^
at being allowed to «t up »° »l^'''" f"' ' ;" J^^S'
Lw elated his mother was at seeing it in P""^*' ™"'°"f »
ft w« Jnly « "'edical notice; the P'intmg mk he aot
daubed oi^r his clothes, and how »he scolded at that.
Kirnees o.;his yX^iiX' wK^^arn^r^
exi^enencos well known to eveiy uoy wno »».
piiiiting iitivjS.
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Hivin^' sh3^a a few of the mmy (liffi3ulfci i anj tnaf»
our her 1 .vas auSjecte 1 to in the o fije, it \viii low l>3 the
etton to give a short history of him as a reporter.
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CHAPTER V.
CHANGE OB SCENE. — JOSHUA BECOMES A REPORrER.
INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE EDITOR.— HIS FIRST
ARTICLE. — smith's GOAT
Joshua was still in the printing office. For some years
or more he had occupied the subordinate office in which
humble capacity he had been diligently making mischief,
and to which the last few chapters have been devoted. A
change was made, another boy came under him and he
was given steady work at the case.
One day, after he had been at the office some five years,
while working away at a hard piece of copy on" the Desire
for a change of Government," the editor, whose name by
the v^ay was Zedekiah Jones, called Joshua into the
private office. On entering our hero was accosted as
follows : ,
"See hero, Joshua, you are a pretty blight kind of a
chap although you are young, and I think I'll give you a
little bit of a change. Johnson our reporter has gone
► home sick and he may not l)e back for a week or so. and
I)ossibly he may not want his job any longer, anyway ; I
wonder if you can't knock around town and get what's
going on. Jf you like to try it, you can get your copy up
and I'll look over it before it goes to the case' and I guess
we can make out all right between us. You can work in
the printing otfioo for three days out of the week, and the
other throe you can tiy your hand at roj^jortorial work.
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Well What do you say about it r »f ,f,,«f3"edZ!
'^rrs cs rof f s to -;an,^4tLti
was Riven a memorandum book and pencil, with instruc
tions t« report for work next mormng.
On i-eturuing to the P^^ing "fficy^on^^Uo' still stuck
with the editor, he wa» accosted by -putts, wuu
to the old office. , . ju„ < „rand
" What makes you look so glum, did 50U get me „
bounce" at last, old fellow ?" , , .; .^^
.. No I've got Johnson's place for part of tiie t me, ana
rm to knock off to-morrow and go out after news, ^pl^d
Joshua, bmcing up and looking as proud as a boy with
first pair of high boots. .„„<.„„, How on earth
" What ! you don't mean to tell me^so ! now on «a
did he ever come to get you I wonder.
" Oh I suppose he thought I'd likeiy make it as uveiy
for the'reaWthe £ra, as I have for the hands 111 he
IT Tsav' vou just wait until you see some of the
:lpy I senTin to you. I'll bet you will o^n yo»r eyes
w1^h ear and trembling when you Ret hold ofit. ^d
Toshna jammed a lead-pencil over h.s ear and t^ tojook
interesting. Oh! but wont I just write up the societ,
"''" Tn,hua mv friend, I am really sorry for you. Ytu
musfktw bTthis tim; that 1 think conside^ble o^ou.bu I
«ee this finishes you up completely My de^"^^«"«^„y f
needn't try to throw on so much style at the t^P"" "^ ,
y mrVrtorial career. You will have to dye that haii«f
vm,r, mint over those fi-eokles, take a slice off your ieet ana
wea^mt mear^ultices on your hands at night for a month
r ; t bX^ they ever wiild let yo« into a rcspegle
house at all without it was in *« ''''*''«"'^*"'^„^^'^ j^a.
w.i-h vou as though you were a tramp. No use, Josnua
Uv !nXf you™ would give you away anywhere. The
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vacancy you wjre expected to fill in this world was break-
ting stones on the road or cutting , cord- wood. That's your
proper sphere in life and you will have to strike your level
sooner or latei. I'here is no doubt, in my mind now that
the Herald was right when it said the boss was an old
imbecile and should be sent over to the asylum,*' and
Spuds turned to his case, disgusted with our hero, the
editor, and everybody and everything in general.
** You just keep cool Spuds and allow your hair to grow,
and when I get driving around with my span I shall not
forget you.
" Span ! humph^ — now look here Josh, be candid. Sup-
pose now that houses were selling for ten cents each, could
you actually take a mortgage on a shingle. Come now
ain't you just as hard up as that.
" Well, Spuds, there is no doubt you are pretty near
right, but then you see I am speaking of the future —the
future, my apoplectic friend," and Joshua drew out his
memorandum book and made several hieroglyphics in it.
The next morning Joshua repaired to Mr. Jones for in-
structions and was given some general hints about reporting.
** Now my boy, there are a few things I want to tell you,
which will come in handy and save you having to learn
them by experience Above all things, never allow the
Herald to get an item heioce our paper — always give the
clearest and most minute account of !oeal events bringing
in the names of the parties concerned. Never hesitate to
put the facts down just as they occur. These aie a few
, points to begin with and I will instru«.'t you farther as you
'get along. Your experience in the office will give you all
the ideas you require about your copy etc. Try and wiite
so as the hands can decipher it."
j Joshua topk a walk around town, inquined of several
, persona if there was 'anything new going on,* but the only
thing out of the common he could see was a dog-fight. He
returned to the office just before twelve o'clock, and as
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the editor was out he dropped into the printing office fof ^a
chat with his bosom friend, Spuds.
« Well I'* said that personage, ** you look quite fine with
your Sunday clothes on. I suppose things havd been
pretty brisk outside to-day. Let's hear what you have
picked up anyway and possibly I may give you some sug-
gestions. Oenius can never criticise its own doings you
know/*
" The fact is Spuds, there's not very much going on any*
way« liCt me see," and our hero pulled out his memoran-
dum book, puckered up his forehead, and tried to look as
though he was in deep thought ;" Let me see ! Oh yes :
* Measles Are very pr«vsJ^t.' "
** What, never," shouted Spuds, " you don't mean to say
you're going to perpetrate that on the boss. Why w;eVe
got that on a sterrotyped block and run it in to fill up the
columi 3 with. See here, Joshua, don't you do it-^don*t
vou do it If you get that off on the boss he'll put you
back on the case this afternoon, and I don't believe in the
retrograde movement plan. Scratch it out, by all means,
scratch it out j take a friend's advice. A fKend who has
stuck closer than a poor relation ;" and Spuds looked down
on our hero from his seat on a high stool, and put on a
countenance of the deepest melancholy
« Well I guess I'll take your advice, but do you know,
Spuds, news is awful scarce, and I've got to have something.
How does this strike you : -^ -i ,
!^irik'M»Io«ey't childnm are laid up with the whooping-cough. This lady
18 a poor widoi^ who supports herself and children by the laudable occu-
pation of taking in wanhing and going out scrubbing. Thii U indeed a
dire affliction on the family. Any aseistance would be gratefuUy received.
Spuds scratched his head and looked wise. " Say I this
is some of your society newH, eh I I'm afmid the bos^ will
t scratch that out as being too common. Better write it
over again Josh, and work in the item in a more smooth
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manner. Now how would this strike you," and Spuds
leaned o'vei and took the pencil from behind Joshua's ear
and turning ovct the piece of copy he was setting, wrote
OB the back of it.
THE TRIALS OF A LONE WIDOW,
*' We feel deeply to regret the sad affliction which has lately befel one
of our moBt respeeted and highly esteemed families. While apparently
•njoying the best of health, the children of Mrs. Maloaey, of Dog Lane,
were suddenly attacked by that dreadful and fell disease— whooping cough.
At all hours of the day and night do their youthful voices raise in harmony
to whoop out their distress. Truly a pitiable sight. The poor widow
bears up remarkably well und er her trials, and still attends to her manifold
duties with patienoe and diligence. She can be depended upon for doing
as good a job as ever in the laundrying and doing up ofgentlemen's under wear.
With a disposition truly angelic she bears up under this heavy tribulation,
and can be procured by the day or week to cleanse the apartments of any
who need her services All charges moderate. Business attended to with
Beatness and despatch."
" Now Josh" said Spuds holding the copy up before him
and reading it off with great gusto. *• Now I think that
hits the idea ofT just about as you want it. I pride my-
self on the fact that this is a piece of news and that it
embraces also a puff. If you have two old shirts and a
handkerchief, I have no doubt Mrs. Maloaey would re-
ciprocate—see. Yours* is all very well but you have not-
extended enough.
I am afraid Spuds that it is too long. Th3 boss told me
to go into particulars but I don't think his idea was to
enlarge on such comTnon subjects. I believe I'll risk him
on mine.
" Well you'll miss it," growled Spuds, ** but go ahead.
What's your next item ?"
" Mr. Hardtack has opened a Drug Store en Centre Street, andfis mak-
ing a very fine display in his shop windows."
* J :^* Never do in the world. Josh; olJ Hardtack \h going to
advertise in the Herald and you must wi lie u,xi item that
will bring tliat advertisement to uti. The boas) I object
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tc any free advei'tishiow wibhout he sees a chance of get^
ting a return. You'll have to change that. Now just
listen to this* my boy, and Spuda dug aw&y at the papei^
for a few moments, then read off the following^ffusion r.
In passing along C*-ntre ^twet we wera plewed to notion a «e.w attraio
tion in that vicinity. A gentieman of means luid taste, haafittednpi^ Dru»
Store, and by the han^Botnely displumed fronts it h yrpU s««iing tbe propri-^
etor proposes to make it the attraction of that thorooghf are. The gfmtleman
is knuwn to be endowed with those rare qualities, pron^pt attentioi^ to
businesA and the knowledge of the benetitB of advertising. Il^e proppsea
thix>ijgh tite. pre*'* and otherwise to extensively make known his many
medicinal remedits, and to thus increase his already lai^e premises. Weittiik
him every success in his endoavuur to ^JiQoara^e ^radi} and proiip.f)f|e thi|,
prosperity and happiness of our thriving little commanitf, ,f
" Now I flatter myself, Josh, that, here yeu bayetfee
necessary soft soap litemture to insure a standing ad*
vertisement. While his name is not actually given, SttH
he will know it was for him, and he will walk iiroupd in
the blissful belief that he is all that that puffs hipa. up to
be. Put it in by all means Josh, ray boy, and casually
drop in this afternoon and block him for a box of cigars.
He'll bite like a bass.
''I'll think it over, Spuds ; don't you think it. a' IjttlQ
extendtid_.t1icugh, but how does this strike you ?"
iJo% l<>;airft.—A"dog figVt. occurred at the corner of Goose Alley and
H«rring Street. A cr«wd snou gatlicred, and for a few moments there was
(luite a liv-ily time'in tlsaki5viciidty. lite dogs were finally separated by
Miss'McHioliigan thty>wtng a pan of tKsh water over them."
"Won't do'at all, Josh."** You go in the private office
and write that dog-fight up in a more extemled style
give the particulars al>out the do^s and the dish-water
and it will please the boss, who is quite a sporting
character 3^011 know.| He likes particulars and — pickles,
so make it minute and sharp." Just ^here the foreman
who had been noticing their animated conN'ersatioR start-
ed over in the direction of the stand they were at, «nd
Spuds g>abl>ed his stick, and nva^^e ft show as though
he
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Joshua read the dog- fight article over again and con-
cluded that possibly he might improve it, so he retired to
the office and wrote it up in a slightly extended manner,
fie had just finished it when the editor came in.
Mr. Jones pulled off his coat and depositing himself in
ft chair, produced another of his cheap ci^rs.
" Well, Jo^aa, what luck have you had this mornings
my boy ? and he lounged back in his chair and hoisted
his feet on the desk— a position apparently quite comfort^
able, if not el^ant,
" Have not had very good luck, sir ; everything very
^uiet. I have made out a s^ort list, sir, but they seem
almost too coramon-plaee to put in the paper, sir I
" All the better for being common-place, Joshua, my
boy. Our readers will understand them the easier,
besides its better to begin in a humble manner than try
to soar too high.**
Joshua handed over the copy be had prepared and the
editor glanced over it.
** Ain't much of it, is there Joshua ? but you'll do better
this afternoon."
" I have written out a short sketch of a dog fight that
occurred down street this morning, sir, which I am a little
doubtful of. Will you kindly look it over and see if it
would do?"
Mr. Jones reached for another match to get his cigar
tinder way, and read the article while Joshua awaited his
opinion with considerable anxiety.
▲ BITTER COMBAT.
^BtAt aiSHATloV IN OOOSI AU/ET.— HEBRIira STBKIT IN A FURORE.
The t-midents in the vicinity of this w«M known lo(»lity were thrown in
ft itate bordering on frenzy by a terrible oombat which took place there
yesterday morning. Two dogs of a mongrel breed, which were prowling
arotmd in search of old bonea, were excited by the criee and demonstrations
of certain urchins to grapple with each other with great fury. The cries of
the boys and the snarling of the blood-thirsty canines soon drew a large
number of apectatora to the spot, who appeared to immensely enjoy the
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^e^perate conflict. Subsequent inquiries showed th. the black, and larget
dog of the two, was the property of M.-. Fangle, the baker ; and that the
ismaller, but Apparently the uwst ravenous, belonged to ^r. Bungle, the
butcher. Whether it was from the nature of Mr. Fangle's occupation w«
are not «bl€ to say, but it seems that his dog, althoigh much larger, had a
«trong antipathy to taking part in the encounter, and was forced into it out
of self d«f nee rather than from desire. Mr. ifeanj^ls's dv>g, on the contrary,
«oemed to gioty in the attraction they were cauuing, and snapped and
snarled the louder. The fight continued for some time, none of the
fipectators showing any disposition to interfere. In fact some
of them expressed a desire to offer wagers on the result, and
we might observe in passing, that heavy odds were offered on Bungle's pu,>,
but c )uld find mo takei-s. Wkile the despicable affray was going on, and no
one apparently evincing a disposition to interfere, a brav>e and noble wo^an,
a very Grac*; Darling in her sphere in life, appeared in the pereon of Miss
Jhidget MoHolli(>an, who, with a bravery rarely tfefefc in one of her sex, or
in one so young, stepped into the circle of THE BAMPAOB.— 18 FINALLY SECURED.
Yesterday afternoon, as an Era reporter was crossing the road opposite
Mr.Y.Thomaa Smith's issidence on Blissful street, he noticed that «omething
more than ua«al was transpiring in that gentleman's yard. Fearful that
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tlicre might b? some person in trouble, he hurriedly cross id the road and
entered the gate. Inride the yard quite a lively scene was being enacted.
It seems that a gentlemaa in th« co«atry had owed Mr. Smith a small
accovmt, which bad been standing for some time. Mr. Smith had feli
satisfied that his prospects ofre^iaiagon that bill were very small, and
■when the farmer offered to settle it by the transfer of a goat, he jumped at
the barg .in, believing he could dispose of the goat for mor« than the amount
of the account. In this Smith showed that he did not know that farmer,
and that he did not know that goat. It also had been stipulated in th«
bargain that the goat should be l«?ouj:^t to town and delivered.
For the week previous to the delivery of the aforesaid animal, Visions of
l>orridge and goats' milk had been floating through the brain of the several
members of the Smith family, and when the auspicious day came on which
the goat was brought, their disappointment was great to find that it was
not the kind of a goat tha* gives milk. However, the bargain had been
made, and the farmer refused to take the goat back home again, so nothing
else could b« done than find some place to keep it until it could be disposed
of. A rope had been secured around the animal's neck, and from that to a
board in the, fence, and he had been allowed about eight feet ot slaek rop«
to allow hitjj to nibble at the grass ia the cprner of the yard.
Yesterday afternoon Mr. Smith had left the goat, as he supposed,
securely tied to the fence, while he came down town to attend to his duties
at the Herald office. Mrs. Smith liad viewed with pleasure tiie beauties ai
the day, and had concluded to make some soft soap, which had been long a
matter of anxiety on the good lady's mind. She had got a leach barrel out
in the yard on a bench, and as the yard was quite large, had made a fire ia
the ceutie of it and himg a pot over the flames to boil the lye. Everything
had worked very fi ely in the morning. The b'ach barrel had turned out
considerable lye, and in the afternoon after the goodman of the house had
departed she had started the fire. Up to this time the goat had been
grasirs: sway qnietly iu his own corner, the children having been particu-
I.*rly cautioned not to go near or teaze him. The pot supported on two
crotched sticks, was nearly filled with lye, and soon the fire had biased up and
heated it and it began boiling nicely. From the si^ht of the fire or the gusts
of smoke which occa.sionally blew over in his direction, the goat began to
get uneasy, and at last quite furjous. The children ran into the house, but
Mrs. Smith would not leave the sacred vicinity of her soft soap. At last,
by continual working and jumping the goat broke the rope. Ihe first
thing he did was to bu^t over the kettle of lye, scalding himself severely,
and burning himself in the fire, which only served to make him more
ferocious. He chased Mrs. Smith around the vard several times, and thsit
lady had to climb on the top of the leach barrel to get beyond his reach.
When the reporter entered the yard she was perched on the top of th*
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barre], with her feet in the ashes aiid a soap bone in each hand, wildly
e-illing for hetp. Th* goat not content with butting ever the large kettle of
Ije which was on the fire,, had also knocked »ver that raider the leach
barrel, and the loes of the lye and her ignominious position combined to»
mnke Srer considerably irritated at the g<^t, who was now rtmning thing*
abotit as he pleased in the yard. The advent of the reporter wa» h »fgn f(ir
him to change his tactira, and he made a riwh at that individual, who sud-
denly discovered that »elf-pre»ervatiott wns the first law of nature, and
quickly slipped owft'ol^the gate, closing it after bim. The velocity with
which the goat struck the gate caiasod the removal of two panels, and hi»
boms went completely through the aperture. The reporter quickly grasped
the protruding horns and shouted lustily to Mrs. Smith to get in the
6ou»e, which that good lady was nothing loath to do. With the assistance
of some pasg«rs-by the goat was secured again and the yard rigbt«d up.
Mrs. Smith proposes to boil the rest of the soap i» the bouse, and to get
clear of that goat immediately, if she has to hire two men t« take It
down to the river and drown it. There is every probability, however,
that Mr. Smith's goat will be a source of vckor» trouble than profit to that
gentleman. ,
If it had been any other person than Smith, a member
of the Herald office staflF, there is every probability the
article would have been rejected, but as it was a hit at
some one on that obnoxious paper, it passed.
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CHAPTER VL
THAT LECTURE. — POtTRY FOR THE PEOPLE. — AN INTE&VIEV
WITH A NUMHEK OF PROMINENT CITIZENS.
** There is going to be a lecture in the Town Hall to*
night, Joshua, and [ think you had betfer go down. You
might hear something interesting that you can work up
into an extended article. I haven*t been able to get up
very much this week. The speaker is a fellow they have
imported from British Columbia, or some other outlandish
place, and he is to talk for an hour or so on * Women's
{Suffrage.' I can't give you anything extra for going, but
I fully agree that you should have something handsome
for sitting through such a dry proceeding, I think of
going off in the country for a day to look after some
delinquent subscribers, but I shall see all the proofs
to-night, excepting your article on the meeting, which Mr.
Muffins and you can read in the morning. You needn't
hesitate to go for those fellows at the Hall to-night, if you
think it worth while making it a little lively, but don*t
put in anything that will break the press. I know yaa
will do the occasion justice," said the editor.
** Thank you, sir, for your good opinion. 1 shall be at
the meeting and shall endeavor to give a good report."
Joshua retired to the printing office and interviewed
Spuds about the meeting, and they concluded to attend in
company. Spuis said he hadn't had a chance to sleep
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much at night of late, and he thought it would be a good
oppojtunity to work in two hours of calm repose.
That evening, attired in their best, they were at the Hall
at the appointed time and took seats well up to the front.
Mr. Uuills, the reporter for the Herald, had placed a
table on the platform and had seated himself at it for the
purpose of taking notes of the lecture.
Mr. Quills was a young man whose aspirations poinlcxl
towards the bar, and his toes did pretty often also, if one
was to judge from the appearance of his rubicund counte-
nance. It was Yery evident that Mr. Quills was highly
impressed with the importance of the occasion, and also of
the prominent and central figure he presented, and it was
apparent that he imagined the speaker had been brought
there expressly to give him (Quills) a chance toshuw off.
The report of the meeting as it appeared in next day's
Ei-a was materially different from that in the Herald.
WOMAN'S SUFli'RAGE.
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THE TRIAL.
LMt night Mr. Buncombe, who hsilM from the Sandwich IsUndit or tome
of the South Americftn coantriea, and who it is presumed is p'nming him-
•elf for iome political end», deliTered a most pmralisiug add ohb to a fair
audience in the Town Hall. A number of people were there whom ono
Womld be Burprined to find at a gatherfaig of thin nature.
Mr. Quills of the Herald, waa present, but h< w be g«it in when the
adrnifision was ten centn, is a question enshrouded iu olwcurity. Conjeeture
failfl. He may hare blocked his way in. a habit which has developed
largely with him of iate. Mr. Quills occupied a seat on the platform, the
lecturer stood up. It was some time before the audience could entirely
comprehend the nature of Mr. Quill's businetM on the platform. For a
while they imagined he had tak«n the job of supplying the speaker with
water, or of showin},' the ladies to seats, but thea the fact of Mr. QuilU'
extraordinary aversion to water suggested ine impossibility of the first
hypothesis, and his bashfulness decided the other. We were aftwwards
infonued that he was nresont in the capacity of & rennrter. which inftirma^
tion was a source of preat relief, aa we feared he might have the intention
of also addressing the uieetiof.
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Tie aufHeQC3 wm not largo but highly re«?i)ectablo ; Mrs. McGarrity with
her five children occupi«d the front bench.
The lecturer was a small man with a great extent 6t swallow-taU coat and
%hite cuifs, and it was obse-vable that every time QuUIb looked at those
tails it 8e«med to n ake him thirtity. However, we must say this mnch for
him, that he did not go out " to see a man" throughout the whole evening,
which in itself created no little surprise among tl^ audience, particularly
that part which knew him l>e8t.
The lecturer opened by passing a deserving tribute on t?f^^ dfeij^ of
audience, and dwelt strongly on the intellectual appearance of tii« ladies
present. He tliought they all Were desirous of haviag the franchise ex-
tended to embrace their sex. (A little disturbance was caused, just here,
by 8* me substance of a foreign nature dropping into the throat of the
younger sciftn of the house o^ McGarrity, who had been taking in the phow
with great serenity and open mouth. The maternal representaiive of the
house placed him cross-ways on her lap and pounded him severely, and ho
choked up a brass button which he had swallowed ia the excitement caused
by the speaker's opening remarks. The lecturer smiled down on the child
in a benign sort of a way, and as soon as quietness waj re8torod,continued.)
He said this was an important question, and would commend itself to the
feelings of all present. (Great applause from Quillfl.) Were not the women
as competent to vote as the men ? As he made this remark he gaaml down
on the audience, presumably with the intention of giving the point time to
fix itself in their minds, but Johnny Flannigan, a youth of some twelve
summers, who had gained admittance by carrying around dodgers for the
entertainment, misunderstood the intention and answered that he guessed
they wasn't. " Pa says that women are a lot of pesky old fools anyway, .
and wouldn't have Bense enough to vote for a hog-reeve. The only bigger
fools he knows on, is them people who go around lecturing when they orter
be homeouttin wood." These remarks caused much levity as it was pretty
generally known among the audience the Flannigan Sr. never could
be induced to vote for less than a dollar ; that his wife kept the
family by taking in vtrashing and th*t his propenai'ies did not run in
the way of cutting wood or doing anything else in fact. The lectuitu'
colored slightly and oontinned aumewhat faster.
He felt that woman had been endowed with the Bam« intellectual
abilitiefl as man, and that she had a higher sphere in this wurid'n ethion
than the nere routine of house w6rk, that all the privileje« 'appertaiBing
to the opposite sex should be .accorded her. (Hoih'- maiieious -nu. evil
diBponed ] irsott had brought a pea-blower to the lecture, and just at this fetage
of tlie proceedings one of these small uiissllim was thi'uwa in such a manner
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wards so suddenly as to over turn his chair, making a great clatter and
rcutly dittouucertiug thu ij[>caker. Mr. QuUIh quickly picked hiiuttolf up,
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OUR JOSHUA
liable toiptf::c„"ui';' -irrr *"' '"p^"^" '°''"-'""*
C-^ when » I- t* ''"y '" ""^ ^»^"'««'- rf« Cc^n-
I^de hL n '''u' 'u^*•■" S'"^" " ""' door. Layinc,
aside his papor he bade his visitor entpr H.
very offen thl ?"","'" ', -""^'""^ *"^»"'« i' »'«» "o
rn7d:ub:d'r:trtt.'''""^^''""'^"''*''' "" ">'' ^-'— <«
The youoa lady hesitated about enterinR, but on elan,-
courage and U^idlytntr^Id """"'' '''' "P"""'"'' '» "»'"
Mi;^°:Kd''iitrhe-d:rel -.- ,XrTs
♦« u 1' . '-"'*■"' Oi u laa known we were irmutr
Txttz: tS:*^-'''"- "'■■^«^' ^'^ ""' -^'' ™-
JaoVof or hi '^"^ '°"'''"' •''"'"""K'y ■"'<• tl-^ freckled •
ni Lf ^ * *'* '° '** y°" ! "' '^<""'. «t down and
li e* Well T7~'"' ^''"«^ y°" '''"''' '■""'■o Jsus
pose. Well ,,t down anhe editor's easy chair, leaned back, toyed
with his lead pencil, and tried to look extremely wise.
"It ain't the spring racket is il ? You know it is rather
late for that, but we might hold it over for next year."
" Spring racket ! I do not understand exactly what you
mean
?'»
♦' I hat is a printing office term ; I maan it is not about
spring. You know it is rather late now for spring
,p;etry, find aa Ail ihe ladies start with that subject I
thought you might be following in the same way."
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OUR J68HUA
;^Oh.^no! thisis a few Ifne^r ta Montmorency.-
you^tlTjl""' T '^r*'""^^"^^' ^'' "^^ '^^^ them to
Z'n^^'^'fT^'^''''^^''^^^ .nanuscript from
table and? ' ""^.'^'''''^"^ ^^' '^^^' ^'^' "earer the
table, and consequently nearer J-hua b.-gan:
LINES TO MO/ RENCr.
In my dream I think of thee,
I hy sweet im.i-e filU my breast,
And I know if thr.u could'st see
Jlow^tiiy^soul is ne'er at rest
VV)thout thy company;
'i'ha,t thy heart would turn to me,
i hy fond affectionfl I would have,
J Here could then uo misery
*-ver come between our love
To make us feel unhappj'.
Other hearts may have grown cold,
r>,rr^l T.fy ^*ve turned from thc-r.
But with hf^ a Btronger hold
mou will ever have on m©
Till the last.
(«
I^, ,^7L^°'''' V", "■'"'". "''" P^e«y stiff? Can't you
IhL " "'* "'"'*'■• ^"^^ '' something like
■"^.t
,'" wjlt ever hwe on roe
liil the uextone come» alon" —
or something of that nature," observ d Joshua.
'* ^} no! there never can be such another," and she
turned up her eyes to the «moke begrimed ceiling with
a sigh of resignation ; whether at the cobwebs, or at the
sight of an M b^tered beavel- of Mr. Jbnes*, Joshua wfts
uhftbre to determine.
- Wall go on that's very good of the kind. Let's have
the rest of It before my courage evhpe^rhtes" and Joshua
T^fii!!^!^ui5^^^ ^oo^ed sour.
*^ -rx-^ loc-acu wonderirigiy up into his face, and then
continued
AS A REPOUTEIl,
u
" Oh my tlarjing, can it lie,
That we 'ere luust separate,
That your lovinij eyes will see
Nevermore your little Kute,
Is it thus to end?
No it cvmot, must n,t he,' r/f
Tiife N^rtiihl be hio8tfdf«sir.in(t*od,
AH 1 have ia wrapped in thee, t '
I would he a broken reed
Without thy love."
*' Don't you think that '^broken reed" business is a
little fai-fctchedr '* '
♦' Why ! no, indeed Now don't you think Mr. Jones
will put that in the paper ; and don't* jou think he mi^'ht
pay 8om*ithing lor it."
** I am afraid not. Miss. You see, his is not a pontic
nature, and he just takes the shears a»d clips ppetry whole-
sale — four and five verses at a time — from our exchanges.
I ara awfully afraid he won't take in the depth of this
piece. I think he will say there is too much love in it.
These old fogies foiget there is any such sentiment as
love after they get beyond a certain age and are,mai;vi^d
men," and Joshua looked down with pity in his
countenance, as much as to say "well you have got it
bad enough." ''Say it ain't a case of ' blighted hopes ' is
it. There has no fellow been going back on you, has
there ? because if you'll show him to me Til give him a
thrashing, and if I can't do it ahme I'll call in Spuds; and
I tell you, what Spuds and I can't do when we make an
effort aint worth the trying. Never saw Spuds I suppose?"
" Why how you do go on. Seen Mr. Spuds why,
no ! But what do you mean by ' blighted hopes ' and
thrashing some poor fellow. Yptt.rq^tlly did notrthink
the poe y had reference to a man. DiLir me, no ; tho«e
fiiw lines are on my poor dog, Montmorency, and they
are going to paisoa him fjr few he will g.> mad this hot
weather." ^ ,j ,,
;• Montmorency a dogl Why in the (^euce-~excu^e me
Miss— but why did you not say it was a dog befool© ri^ika
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■'"OtoK JOSHUA
rou kno^ I was just foolish enough to imagine that itwa«
self up in the chair, brushed luck his tangle J locks and
appeared quite relieved about something.
M " uf'i "*• . ^?^ ridiculous," and the young lady
blushed fnnously," as though I should ever write such
poetry about any man."
" '^''*' " '.°' **'■' ">■ I °"gtt to have been kicked for
I th „k7hr''^n ''»«"{*',"« •"" " ''"S- Uoyou know
I think there will not be the least difficulty in g/t.ing that
I will fP.^^/'^^'.i'-^r-if you will leave it in m/care
I wil look after it for you ; but 1 am afraid you will not
be able to get any money for it."
"Oh! I am not particularly anxious about the monev,
edit, r^fL""* "" H ""'' *" .<:''J'<" ^o y" '^i" »«« tl'o
editor (or me. How very kind of you," and she gave
fun IVn*- *rt-'^J' "',''' ■•'' ^"'"^ P*'?""'* "■«• ^""vers
run clown into his boot-legs.
- Why, of course ; that will .vot be any trouble I can
assure you, just you ketp sending in your articles, and I
will do my best to have them run in."
It was a habit T^ith the editor to Ie^,e the office every
Saturday afternoon about two o'clock, so our hero asked
would be able to let her know whether it w'as accepted.
bhe mud she would certainly be there, and ^ave him
3uch a sweet smile, and • good afternoon ' that he made
up his mind then and there that if the press could stand
It the public would have to.
He was wondering how he wa^ going to mm ig.3 to get
It in the paper when another rap was given at the door, but
this time withDut the hesitancy that characterized that of
his fair visitor. " * . = ?•
^He call, d out to ' com2 in ' and Bns^Ily picked up the
Mmiteur du ComTmrce, where he hud pitched it. on the
o'^'ir'7t'"''rr'''f*'"^''''''"- "^ ^'«« confronted by Mr.
Wmilsofthe^TfraW, who carried a copy of the' last
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Era in his hand and seemed very much disturbed over
something.
•♦ See hers, Where's Johnson ?"
** C5one home sick. VA'on't be back for a week or po "
**Sick, is he! well I'm sorry for that, T should have liked
to have seen him for a few moments before he was taken no
dangerously ill, I thiuk probably he would have had
something to be sick about in earnest Did you see this
dastardly, cowardly, attack he made on me in this
morning's Era ? Where is Mr. Jones ?"
" Gone out into the country for his health. Won't be
back to-day."
••Gone off too, eh ! Couldn't stand and face the
music like a man. Why, on my life, I never read, 1
never, never— read such trash as there is in this paper
to-day. Why, it beats anything I ever saw. It is per-
fectly scandalous. The town wdl be in here to Rre youi
type out of the windows, and I've a good mind to com-
mence it now, and begin with you."
" Hetter not try it Mr. Quills, 1 look peaceful and calm,
bat I'm a * roarin lion' when 1 get under way. Say ! take a
seat and cool off. You'll get over this before you are twice
married. Think of the free advertising you rre getting.
Why, when you begin to practice everyone will know the
n ame of Quills ; it will be a household word Come now,
suppose I wiite to Johnson thanking him for the ' ad ,*' and
Joshua drew up to the table and placed a sheet of paper
before him as though he was in earnest, while Quills
glared at him and roamed up and down the room gnash-
ing his teeth and waving the paper in the air
*• Writb ! I tell you he'll be a dead man whe.^. I can
lay my hands on him," and Quills daahed out of the
room and tore down stairs.
"It's too provoking to have so much excitement so earlv
m the morning," remarked our hero to Hiiioel*" « t ^.— -
there is not much doubt but this issue of the jfm is
attractmg the attention of the public. Thev can't throw
m
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OUR JO.snUA
itr^P to us tcday tbat'Uef^ ii^ ifothing in our papor to
Uon^ IqqM as ithf ^^4 gone into a new business, ami
S^mh^i^ a,^d^W0o4n/V. l ,..'.r.^f :.. ..Vf.:-^:.*...^/.^;.
He seemed a littl^^cjt^,<|v^,.g^ethii,g, and^W^i^d
t|)^,stu;k^ouA4v^iypar0l^s#„whilehe strung out bis
^f^^ ^# a. wiib^ ol f^x^reesive.afl(^:fordble
.M« ^tJe;idi^te5.wrr^ui^,^a let/iDe jse^ tii« darty iace
hr^ about foive munts," and he bounced overdo the ta We
whera Joshua h^d ,t.a(^d him^cl^ Jbringin^ the eml.o(Phis
'??t4!'^f «l»*«.^Wtth 9tt^h fofce.a»lo ^tterMhe ink ou. :
(,*• ^% ^^ ai^>ti#ifV; Kb^rpl^ije Hq's g^ne ,«a« -of' dbwn
^•S%f^t?*«>qt-be4a|cH,i^h r^u woukimot be so
deifton^Ji-afi,!^ »9 ^#W UQ$iiwi0 Tbt? is. not a hog-pen, to
Pl^^e^on'liiiftalie yowwself so niuch at home. P^ ibry
y9Hr^i4f^'J*^*i?w^-'nsar».ticaUr^i^i^ia|i itherenis^me
t''9Mmp*.^^.etedc^ith dle^nj itjk up i again /%«l4
Joshua looked sour, and began soakirig up the spilt i»k
*:v l?o«rpi« 1lM«^ m^)f^« ftt.our h^ro'a want of mpecfc for hiraf^ipd
}ji^i^^r?^^«»i^Wg^thtMiaper which he canried iit ^i»-
P*P^ t^^ J^bufl^R jaose arid.wiimy waving. Che ^ii^ck
l>l[)t«|6TMri|bermaotkla|«d r iifti £/• a£«i?«!« ii;j';iifefj?a ^^^i«'!^
«• Trouble is it? In-d-a d e ! And^who'niiglit '^^'be
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fTi„^. 8heet-A-H- .«] he ^red across the t»Me
»^ iJ. ' * • ™'"«3«'». »f oouwe we are «.lw«vs cM
« attle less h teous. Peopte wiH be iioticiBs the lackrt
are runni^ a dub roc m w that there is a fire. Now we
^ w«t any such hnpressioH t„ go ab«»d « tS ^?
^t coBtnbutwos Md gives a reoapt in fWI. He haadles
all the money -and abuM-for this pape* -
"Money fcr yoe3 bedad I have to ta„ey for vee.
has the wntta of tfiese ktimorous pieces. tUt are m»ki.
" Well, Mr. FUnaigaii, if Uiere is anytluiB^ want to
teheve y«« mind ot you can nake tt LmMLT^adl
lZ^jT"v "*^r }' ^''y agitate, me io see y^l
IZTa I^ '"" J*^. """'•' ^*^ '^yo" «t * »f. divil a wwa of truth in it
J oshiw took the paper from his outstr^tcAed and ttemhUaff
hahd and ^d alond the artide on « iVomatfg Suflmce^ '
pl^mg i«iticular sires* on tfeose parts whkh wfei^te
the peculmrtti^ ofMrFkimiganaiJd^isyouthftilpiS^
*!- J^^^'^.^id onr \t&o aftei finishmg thearty*i«^M
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OUR JOSfflTA
" Bad luck to yees, I object to having the whole of it in.
Look what it says about me and my Johnny. What
time did you say that edioter wad be in V
" To-morrow morning, probably. Bui, Mr. Flannigan
I tJairik you take a wrong view of this matter. You say
you ar ^oing to thrash Mr. Jones Now what good is
that going to do you? Don't you, see the next paper
would come out with a long editorial saying you had not
bought a stick of Wood this year, but had procured it from
your neighbours' wood-piles, that you had been living on
chickens all summer and did not keep even an old
rooster; and that you were an old staker and blocked
your way for everything Now you know that would
be a great deal worse than this, and your satisfaction
Would Hot be very long or very sweet Just think of the
name of Flannigan going all over this county as being a
robber of hen-roosts ; think of the people in England read-
ing an item that the noble family of Flannigans had been
reduced to stealing their wood ; think of th(3 aborigines in
China pur^ngnext week's issue of the Era and find
that Ba^i^HHnnigan a descendant of the Princes of
Ireland n!l||||P^o low in the social scale as to block his
way for everything he ate and drank. Think of this sir,
and say if it is not better for us *^^o be friends. Now Mr.
Flannigan won't you take a friend's advice. I'd like to
be a friend of yours in this case," eyeing the stick, "and
I'll tell you what you had better do. You just subscribe
for the paper, only one dollar and a half, cash, and we will
make a note in next Thursday's paper that there was a
mistake about the reference in a late issue as regards Mr.
Flannigan's social and financial standing, and it will be a
good puff for yt)u. Now, that's the best thing for youi to
do, depend on it. IfyouwiU just lay down your dollax
and flity cents, 1*11 see that you get a good send off," and
Joshua finished sopping up the ink, placed a pen back of
his ear, and seated himself complacently in the easy chair.
Mr. Flannigan had been gradually cooling down as our
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'el
HeTo i^roceeded, and seemed to be a little uaeaay towards
the close of his remarks.
" Well, I dun know - 1 dun know. Y^es may be right
afther all. Here^s yer money, and if yees don't make that
all ri^t in the next paper, Til come around and pound
you to a jelly T and with a slight semblance to a smile he
propelled himself down stairs, forgetting to take along with
him his cane, which Joshua sotwed away as one^f the
trophies of his victory. *
He got nicely seated again, and had made quite a t^mf^
on the story when another rap came.
" Hung it \ seems as though the whole morning is going
to be taken up with visitors,** remarked Joshua ; •* come in.**
Who should enter but no less a personage than Mrs.
Maloney, the lone widow of Dog Lane ; the same whose
seven children were suffering such dire distress from the
effects of too much whooping cough
** Why, Mrs Maloney, is it you f Why, how do you do,
how do you do ? Be seated, be seated,** and Joshua stirred
aro.uwi and got a chair, while she smiled, and smirked and
bowed ai a great rate* " How are the chtlih?^ this morn-
ing ? I (Jo hope they are no worse **
,, " Ijad»de an* they ain't sir, an' Tm rauoh obliged to yees,
Sir, for your kindness to a poor kme wlddie ; and, sir, I
want to bouy .five papers to send to me brothers in
Kaliforne, sir. Ah I but yees are a foin lot of gintlemen co
give a Iqi^ widdie such a lift as yees did. Bless yer
purty eyes, I hev had moare orders sint in this manjin' than
I can do all ov the wake ; and I must thank yees fur all ov
it. It's hard enough time I hev had^ to be sure, to be
sure, but Tatsy is the makin' of a foin gintleman, and I
pwt great .store by that boy," and she heaved a heavy sigh
and dropped into a chair.
This chair, however, did not prove to bp one of the
kind wartajited to stand two hundred and twenty pounds
to be thrown at it. and without any preliminary notice
BtaMMMMI^
OUR JOSHtTA
tlie l §'Tm*ii'-)Ai ?h\' , ' :.? ■ 1 * ■ • .1
•.HOi}*:f Y,«q Oit fjm -■•■,» ^i .-,
.•.-fJ^ii v?8lJ5Jt h.«ih.:« '. - , -^r. ^ '
^iifi 1*fiei>''-" '•„•-<,, ;.«.r'-'T OH APTSm..¥.IT» . ■ •-"•.>•-.!'.■?■,■■ . i
THE EDITOb's RErURN —HE PREPARES FOR A LADY VISITOR. —
^jf 1 iSflr b(i VISITORS ^ A GENERAL SURPRISE,
.1 liiinJ ?>/fi rioT iJft^ oT ' "" \ ' m^'\i\' \
fi(4ii the ailefnbon Spuds djopped in a few moments to
say there was a big row brewing. Smith of the Herald
and Quills had got together and proposed annihilating the
whole Era staff. It was cuirently reported, that Flannigan
was out in tlie country with a pair of revolvers, Iwo bowie
feniye* fuid.a bliwjli^hom shillalah, and was howling for
" Why, Spuds. Flannigan'a all right. He was in this
forenoon and aubsoribed for the paper." That's all bun-
combe about his'being out in the country. I'll wamoit
you he's at the first job of work he's done tbip year.'* >
"Never I you don't mean to tell me you got » tush
mihsf^rintion ^ul t^ nUi P'l^ns^iiss.n ^ If s;^^ AlA. *V-^~.. •- --^
doubt about it you deserve a leather medal I How did it
all como about ?'*
AS A REPORTER*
<5d
4*', !
The morning's experience had, to be told over, and
Spwili was gr^.ly plei^ over die diacoitiifiture of iDuins
and Flannigan. ' odi^} vTw. . .
'^ ffoJbhtng of a startling nature occurred that afteruootis
Several subscribers and townsmen cafl©^ in to purchase
extra oopi«sof the last issue of the paper; arid alt seemed to
relish the description of Flanuigan and Quills, who were
not particular^ highly thought of in the comtnunity.
Joshua was in the editorial room looking over the ex*
changtis, and clipping pieces for the outside of the paper^ «k
duty which devolved npon him, when the odttoi; oftme ib
next morning, -ivUiMmfW^
** Well, Joshua, how did you make out with the paper f
People seemed particularly friendly to me this morning as
I came along down. Old Hardtack came out and pressed
a box of cigalas on me, and several persons from whom I
never expected to realize a cent, stopped me to pay back
subscriptions. The boy on the up town round must have
forgotten toletive a paper at my houses for there wasn't any
there, and I get in last night so late that I didn't have a
chance to come down to the office after one. I was glad to
see that the press was all right as I came in, and that the
boys were working this morning To tell you the truth I
was almost afmid to leave you in charge. You and Spuds
cut up such shindies sometimes, but I guess you are get-
ting pretty well over those foolish notions these day«," and
the editor went rattling along, taking off his coat, getting
out his pipe and busying about, so that Joshua did not get
a chance to get a word in edgewise. By the time he had
concluded he had got seated in a chair and had picked up
the last isaue of the paper. ♦'ij
•»i^ Got along very well, sir.** remarke
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was all right ; then he ^r'anced aver his editorials to see
if there had heen aoy glaring mistakes made.
"Seems all right. Let^s see, Joshua, you were going to
write an article on that lecture busine8» were you not ?
Ah-h-h, ye», nm-m-m, here it is.**
He read it through without making any comments and
ended with a sigh.
" It*8 tce> bad - too had, hut I wippose thgre is no help
for it now.* IVe only got ten dollars in the world, Joshua,
hut you had better take it and »lide down early to morrow
morning to the boat/and stow yourself away where they
can't possibly find you. I'm really sorry to lose you my
boy, but Flannigan's an awful man when he gets mad.
Hell get about three drinks in him, if he can get any ona
to trust him for that many, acid he'll come up here with a
bludgeon in his hand, rum on his breath, and blood in his
eye, and 1 won't be responsible for conseqnenceB. It's a
great wonder to me that you are alive now, Joshua ; he
couldn't possibly have seen the piece," and Mr. Jones
looked across the table at Joshua with deep sympathy in
his look and a cheap cigar in his mouth.
Before crar hero could answer, a heavy tread was heard
on the stairs approaching the office door. *<» j»»a
"Great goodness 1 here he comes now, I'm out, remem-
ber," and the editor dashed into a small clothes closet at the
end of the room, which was filled with old exchanges and
cast off garmer.1 5 ; closed the door tightly and listened
attentively for the expected denmieTrvent. A sharp rap
was heard at the door, Joshua answered it briskly and
found a small boy holding out two cents in his hand.
*• Ma sent me down for a paper with the piece in it
about Mrs. Smith making the soft soap, and I want to read
about the dog fight, that Tommj Sanson said was in the
paper yesterday morning."
" Haven't got any papers left over this issue, tell your
iiiyJiiiiyji ,
TT \j Vfiii iiAj liiivi U'
^^i. %.-.. _-3,x_iJ- A _- - _ _i_
£,K)X) itoT Ulio Uu55iU6 ii.\jtu oujlUO BUD"
Bcriber who has read his .If wc cau got one wo will seudit up.
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** But ma said I must be sure and briug it home with
me, and I want to see about Fangle's dog." ^
*' Can't help it, you will ha, ve to t3l .her there, we^o
none left over. *'
I'he boy left apparently^ greatly disappointed.
The editor climbed out from among the cobwebs, pld
straw hats, and dusty exchanges and shook himself off. ,
• It's a great blessing it wasn't any worse,— a great
blessing ; but we had better have that closet cleaned up a
little if I have got to stow myself away in it every five
minutes to-day ** and he took down an old whisk andjt^j^n
soratching off the cobwebs. * . ., t^,
*' You need not have any fear of Mr. Flannigan, sir.
He was in yesterday and subscribed for tlje paper, paying
in r'arii VVe had a lot of visitors yesterday, and altogether
quite a lively and profitable day. Here is the mon^y I
took in and a memorandum of the names of those who
paii^it. I gave them receipts in your nam*". I tope it
was all right, sir."
Mr. 4one8 rubbed his eyes anjj .gazed in a dazed sort of
way at our hero.
" Flannigan subscribe for the Era, did you say ? and
paidincosA.. Most extraordinary thing I ever heard of
in the course of my life. In cash did you say ? Bear me,
why you must be dreaming, or I must be Flannigan 1
why he never was known to have that much casli to his
name at one time since I've been in this town, ani that's
going on forty years. ' I here must be a mistake somen
where."
•* No mistake, air. He had it this time and there it is,"
and Joshua proceeded to tell hira of his little fracas, with
Mr. Flannigan and how he got out of it, producing as
convincing proof, tliat gentleman's cane, which he had
carefully put away.
'• Well this does beat all. I expected when Flanikigan
rrrxi- XynlA j^f t%r\rt /-vT Hi3 Via iiTrtlim iirtf >« oif frt*" on '" mlflTliLa.
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^mn^ ^mnuArh
aa might be just as well to keep Johnson sick for a^w
days, until be gets cooled down."
•mlf^i^i^i.'^^t'^^^^- I certainly will Johnson
wiU be m bed for the remainder of this week, come what
^'''^i^r^'"' ^ *^.*"®.'''!*''^ ^^'•^«**'^^ there was »
^!^i^''*u*^H^^^" *^« ^'"^ «^«'- «»ce itstart-
. *'\« <^^at *hc whole &mily swore by the paper- least-
wise that IS what she meant, if she did not put it in as
"w!^l ^'^^^ which appeared two weeks ago on
•w i • ^P^^^ \n China/'-^noke particularly
aboBt It, sir. .^ nd seemed very much interested."
£i il^'^ ^^1 Mr Jones. - Just take that whisk will
vou, Joshua, and brush off the dust and cobwebs from the
twokof my ooftt;— yes-and what else did she say T
.?^*l5l? *!^-:!^.t.^*? * ^^-"°« ^^y' '^^^ «h« dosed it all
"r -V *-«»iiie wii3 invw m |ioetry, and desired me to mk
AS^A m^tKMtm.
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ygw if you ^i^uld kinilhrkmrl^ I biRe^ Itis febbilti'
a pet d'rj sir. it sburt^ &iiU>le sweets ;bflt^f4b«i-t^ hm
ftnytbing objeetiobal^b sboiit it^ ^ :og 9Y<>/i 0;h vu 7
>; " Uiu-m-m Yes I goodlookiiiggirf *d you fm^^fe^tiiat^
and the editor pulled down his vest, adjusted hisnoektiej
(uid {^mir^d hioKseif io a ^x^ptteoe oflookingMgiMfiii tc^-
0d up against Uie wati. s -^*y/ V! t^
" Yes, she came right in, sir/ Didn:t seema hit a&-^(jl.|
, " (Jm-m, some young lady tihat has got mashed on vt\4
I suppose. There is no use, you see, of a, good looking
fellow trying to keep out of the way of the girls. Theiy
will take us by storm even in our oJf)|ces. ^e eaitne
right in you said. Joshua, and 4id she aay tlra would drop
in again r ■ ^'^i>c.mh^.>f^^r^'-^ _ t^
" Yes, she said she would come in about the first of the
week and see if it had been accepted.'*/f^ J^'^^^.r^^
* T thought so. Peor thing she was ^Isappointeci lit'not
finding me at home. Tha?8 all, Joshua, that s alUtny
boy. Send Pimp out after that collar right away." " • '
Joshua retired to the printing o^ce au^ sent Pimpf
the devil, o'lt after the collar, then went over to Spu4i
cfiTO. He naiTated to that sympathizing and energetic
friend the cireitm$tanced of the beauty and the poe^ry^
how the editor was fixing up to take her yo«ng heart %
storm, and how that gentleman imagined ier visit
had been to see him particularly. » ---^^ ' ■ ■ ^' ^ • i
" I say. Josh, if the old man keeps int^rlnj In^
transaction, we'll iust bftve to Dut nt* aomA inh o^ htfn
that will sicken him of putting his 'finger "'in the pie
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Hi
^TJ^Ti ^^^ """^ «)ncerned. The idea of a married
man and fifty-five, cairymg on that way "
" Joaliiia Ban^, you'i^ wanted in the office," was yelled
across the room by Pimp. ,"«,:» yeiieu
^ r*< Yes. Spuds we will have to arrange something for
h,^spec,al>nefit if he keeps on in the>ay he is goinJ
I think It IS our duty to do so. I wonder what hf
wants now ? Say ! look out for that poetry, and don't break
your stick or pi the 'form. Better put in as a sub
Ms 11"^ """'"^ '"™' ''''''' ^^« ^'ffi- ^« ^he
fn,Sfrt*^^*rr-^'''F >'* P«ttmg^W^inishing
touches to his neck-tie, after adjusting his new collar. °
^^ She was rather good looking, did you say Joshua ?"
X es, rather so, sir."
" J)o you think I look presentable, my boy ?"
ihl }/u' ^'''' ^""® ''''' ^^^- ^»*^ ^ shouldn't think
there would be any particular hurry in fixing up for
her ; she won t be in until next week." « i
''There is where you are wrong, Joshua. There is where
you have made the mistake, my boy. Women folk don't
know their own mind for five minutes at a time I
have had the experience, you see. She's just as likely as
not to be m any time to-day. Nothing like beinjr pre-
pared my son, nothing like it. Ah ! let's see ; you had
better write out the wrappers for next week. T may be
out-and-m considerable to-day and I will want you hero
the most of the time. If any lady come in, >ou can
retire you know. Hello ! here's some one coming up now "
and the editor slid into his chair, giubbed a pen and drew
a lot of writing i)aper towaids him.
Rap-rap-rap.
" Come in.'^
Mrs. Flanni;,ran, wife of tlie renowned Barney, entered.
•* I corned around to thank yese, sur, to thank ye for
the pace ye put in the paper about the ould man and
Johnny. If ye'd believe il sur, he has cut and brought
k:i >il
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ia all the wad we used to-day aind life's a changed man,
indade he is. He's beeii workih all day at tfce first job
he's done for mony's the wak^, and hfe broiight home the
money and didn't drink. Bless yes sxjr and he's the sanies
old Barney he was whert I toarrfetl him snt thirty odd
yoars ago. We all ov * ns fale ' SO ' plased sirj:
indade we do. There's aven a change for tne- better iti
Johnny, and I hope it will continer, indade I do," and
she made a conrtsey to Mr. Jones and Joshua which
faiilv took their breath away.
\1r. Jon^ asked her to sit down, and give them a
short account of the revolution in her family cirelef-
which she was nothing loath to do. She mad^ a short
stay and retired with more profuse thanks aiitd low
courtsles. "
Things went on al)Out as usual during the rt^mairtder
of the week, Until Saturday afterfioon. Joshua busied
himself with looking after and straightening out things
in the editor's room ; M r. Jones having decided to keep
him there, permanently, so that he was not expected to
do any more case work The editor kept roaming in
and out apparently finding it hard work to concenf rate,
his thoughts on any one thing for more than five
minutes at a time. About one o'clock on Saturday
afternoon he returned from home, as was his custom, to
settle with the hands. This finished, it was his practice
to leave the office about two o'clock for the remainder of
the afbemoon ; but on this occasion he seated himself at
the table and leaned complacently back in his chair, apw
paiently deeply absorbed in the reading of '*« '3ate
magazine.
Joshua began to get nervous. Suppose there should'
be such a thing as his remaining late that afternoon, of all
others, when he exi)ected his poetical lady friend to call.
It was evident that his suspicions were aroused about
something or he never would take this unprecederited
course.
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Half past two. Mr. Jones l»i,l aside hU iiii,r»,ln..
:^.wned,^.„ced over *t Joshua »nd.^\/k:d^»'t'?
ejean ooljar <», a«.l thm ,»,, auspioioua smell of t>er-
*r«51C^ f"" r*?""'? «nd the editor snuffed^he
wr and gUuiced swpwiously over at our hera " Vn„
coMnbutor a coming ij, thisaXmjoD, havefour; '1h
vivWhy no, sifi but I thoi^ht that now I \.ad a^ to
be sub-editor, so to speak, I should spruce uoa1^M«
I? T.f "? "'^" '*'' "'""o « "•« oC anS one ^:-
^.(>lish«e„t, but isn't itWCstilr^ S this not!
should take you^this Saturday afternoo^ «*en the work
IS nearly finished for the week ?" "
but iblrfl''"''^' "'r- ^ !!*''*r '•'<>»g''t of itin that way,
™h.»w^T»""".T"''8"'"« »"■ »nd I thought of
Kemg out at half past three or four, and looking around
for anythmg that might be stirringin the way o°W to
g«t a start for next week, and the^'object m^ Z Z^ «
&T TT^"" "', ""^ 5»«^''» -P-BenTatTv" "
K^^. .K *^, ^'^^ ""« discovering that Johnao v
w_Qff »nrt_tbey wJl soon find o„t I am doing the loc«J^•
"Yes 1 just so, just so." and the editor, not auM^tlv
«ntarely convinced, wtumed to his nsading ^^^'^""^
4 bree o dock. Joshua began to get more nervous Ha
^rqpped out into the printing offii and told "Zds Ae
Jf»y things were shaping inside, and that he wTafraid
^:t^?,'"*',7""''' '*'"""'»«'•»«■• four.
Ui ^« tell you wlwt, Jorfi, if the bossdon't «et out of^
i„ " !^*A' ''H!?- 1-' .
At half paiit three the editor go* upi t^lbritehe^ htc^elf
and remarked that he guessed sh» wasn't «oinin^tlf«t^
afternoon after all " Although " saidhe^ gtenein^ m^t^ '
quizz.ngly at our hero, " I thmigh^/she was from th&%ay
you were togged ouilu^j'^.a-i i .5;jk3<]h .q o? .loj^bo-xim^i
The few moments he %«m*tt'^itiiflg^'*©ut^fii«^^'^<^^
and brushing his hat seemed hotttis to JosHaaj but «t^
last he finished up his toilet and wl^lked out olofttng the^
door after him. Joshua looked at th» doc*!. '♦'Quarter
of four." • • ■ r Jr.: -n.^jim 1
Taking a proof ho had of the " Lines to Mo»t-*
morency " he waved them tragically oVer^ bi$ >fj«id an#
began reciting the first verse, wheti the door softly Iftmn^i
eJi
you gave me a start when you c&me in." ? '^J « vios
*• Hump II forgot to take home somedgars for Slii^y
and I had to come back. I thought you were practJeii^;
some gymnastic exercises. Be careful of the futnitur?
you know," and Mr. Jones took out a cigar and lit it
with an evident degree of satisfaction, iipp^rently not
noticing the terrible agitation whidh J<^hii« was un«iir-
goin.«3f; if he did he attri^iiited it to his %ud^n entrttncfe.
He was gone at last; it was with a k^g dirAWn «igh 6f
relief that Joshua seated hiiri»«f>f in the ^asy <*aif. No^
many minutes passed before a slight i*p Wiw heaWl at
the door, and he kn«w that his lady visitor-had rettimedl '
Hastily arising he opened the door and bowkg kivlteil-
pA|« ~mM M»«^ A^^ iiy^ gX^A. ^ J i ■"if^r> A^--.^ sj-'^x. i . i\A - ^xl -^ -k"' "' t -^'j^'^J-^ *i
She bowed very sweetly in return, and ttK)k th#'
proffered chair.
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ra"^^®^^ hQw,4ia you make ouf, Mi- — Mr —f
'^'^^it^^Tf"^^' /^'^^ ^S^ "^ J^our sorv.ce. ■
l^^oSi^bnF" ^^ ^'''' ""^^ ^^' P^^^ *^ ^'- ^^^'"^ ^r
" Yes, Ispoke totL afepjit,^ s^^lfci was very
gQO(Jaud,prAis^a it highly. It is 'to go in Thursday^
paper on fcha^outside. I shall make^it mj parUcufa
duty to see that it has a promin^at place, and^ hart
copy of It ? and Joshua produced the, proof he had been
declaiming from, preyioqs to her entrance.
>.ie road It ovpr, apparently very enthusiastically :
Nowdontyouihmkit looks and i^ads real niciy
Mr Bangs? aiid she glanced up sweeU/ in that young
mans face Joshua told Spuds afterwards that if sh?
had said Limberger cheese was sweet smellng and
pleasant tasting and ha4 looked at him that way, it
would have been impossible for him to have donelny-
thin^ else but say it was too sweet for anything."
.1. i! ^f r.^f '■ *^^^'® ^^ ^^ ^<^^^^ t^^at it shovvsMeep
thought and hi-h inspiration," and he nibbled pennively
a beend oflus k.ai " I should certainly like to know what your name is,
and I can confidently assure you that you need not be
afraid of a scene," replied Joshua, laughingly. " We
reporters are not of the fainting kind."
*• Dear me, I am so glad. Well my name is Katie
Jones, and Mr. Jones the editor of the Era, in my father.
There I told you, you would be surprised," and she
lausrhed heartily at Joshua's look of dismay.
You could have knocked him down with a feather, and
not a large one at that. In truth he was com-
pletely dumbfounded at the information, and all the
while Miss Jones laughed heartily.
"Well ! — why !— gracious— T— I — never saw yon be-
f<)re. Why — you— you haven't been living with him
right along and me not see you - -impossible ! 1 thought
you vvere a stranger here from your appearance " stam-
mered Joshua.
" [ knew I would surprise you. No, I have been away
from home for hv^ or six years at boarding-school, and
just returned last Wedne.sday evening. I Was so
tired I di(r not get out of the house until Thursday
afternoon, when I thought I should like to see papa's
office. It was th< first time I had ever been in a print-
ing office you know, and knowing he was away I thought
Till . ~ - •- ^
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fH^KJ tU.
thought I should like to see if anybody would think my
poetry good enough to publish before I showed it to papa.
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0011 JoHHtTA
I hop« J hay©^ iiofc got you into tnwMei f ^tt W siir^i- Hf
r^" Why no ! you have not got me into tronbte," t^marlc-
ed Joshua, « but I was jusi %VmVvag hoW Mr. Jones
T\ *^ ^^ ^ ^"^ ^^ '^ ^^ J**8 o'*^ daughter
he has been so anxious to meet, and Joshua was forced
into telluig l»r parUy (MrrBR.
waspleased to designate Tpokey little hole 'kw^^
^^ feth^ aHd^iB««ted that h^tftiM^diilher :Ekt6i£
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home and to infoim his mother of what had occurred and
to ask her advice. Spuds to laugh over Mr. Jones sur-
prise when he would discover who he had primped up for,
and Joshua's predicament if he should be caught in Mr.
Jones* parlor some evening
Monday morning came, warm and pleasant, Joshua was
down early to the office and diligently at work making out
bills to delinquent subscribers when Mr. Jones made his
appearance,
. .,*' Well Joshua, anything new going on this morning V
" Don't hear a thing of any importance sir. Mr. Bosin
left in word that an un^brella had been found in his store
and wanted to knov/ if it was worth while advertising it.
I told him I would ask you."
h* " Bosin is an old shark. He never advertiseh with us
or anyone for that matter but he thinks he is going to get
a free 'ad.' out of this, and that is why he has got so honest
all of a sudden Run it in though and if they bother him
about that umbrella it will serve him well right.** •
** All right, sir. Oh I I came near forgetting to tell
you that I discavered the name of that young lady who
left in the poetry. She was in again on Satui-day after-
noon after you left sir, and seemed to be much disap|K)inted
that you were not in. She wanted to co .through the
j)rinting office to see the press going, and watch the com-
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go HI
positors at work, but she could not be induced to
your absence, sir. She said she would call in again.
" Why, ah ! you don't tell me so Joshua Missed her
after all didn't 1 ? you sly rogue, I believe you knew she
was coming in that afternoon after all. Yes, sir, I believe
it. That is the reason you were gotten up so fine. So
she said she would wait until I came in before she would
go through the office, did she ? Well, you just see that
the office is nicely cleaned up this morning ; there is every
probability that she will be in again this afternoon. By
the way what did you say her name was ?"
" Miss Kate Jones, sir. She's evidently a stranger in
the town, as. I never saw her before to remember her, but
she is a real fine looking girl, sir "
Kate Jones, did you say ? The dickens it was ! Why
bless my soul Joskua that is my own daughter. I for-
got to tell you she came home from boarding-school on
Wednesday. I think it is my treat to the beer. I can-
didly acknowledge the orn But tome now, tell the
truth, when did you know it was Kate ?"
"Not until .Mhe" came in on Saturday afternoon, sir,
honestly ; and I would not have known then if I had not
suggest adding her name at the end of the piece.
And do you believe it sir, 1 verily think- she meant
It as a joke on me, all the time. She was laughing
all the while we were talking about the poetry, and I am
more than sure she made it a j)oint to come just when you
were out to make a fool of me," and Joshua looked down-
cast and glum as though he had been awfully misused.
♦' Oh ! come, never mind Joshua. Kate haa sold both
of us. Don't h)ok so mournful about it, Mie is a
verital)le chip of the old block, is Kate J^he lias gc^t into
more mischief since she came hoiue than over you and
Spuds did in your balmiest days, liun down and get
the beer; and Joshua," wifikiiig knowingly at our hero,
♦•probably it would be juataa well to keep this to our-
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1 couutlZ,^r^ '"'^*^'"S about it; X felt as tho.i.b
CHAPTER VIIJ.
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A VISIT TO KATE'S HOME.-^AN UMBRELLA EPISODE ~-
A SLIGHT DISAGREEMExNT WITH MR. JONES -CON-
CLUDES TO TRY HIS LUCK IN A FAR COUNTRY
MJJ
n,.^^ Tuesday evening Joshua, attired in his best clothes
made h« way to a comer opposite Mr, Jon^ r,^Wen™
determmed to watch that gentleman's actTon c£v
^1^1, ^ caught calling w1,ile he wa, at home In
abont half an hour he was rewarded by sceine him walk
brjskly down street. At eight o'clock he summon J„n
sufficient courage to step over and ring the b^H It ^
answered by Katie herself, looking if |„ythin"bet(^r^
especially for the occasion. Be it known that K™dea
ijr^/'i°"^'"""°*'""'h»'- to "vemwehim by ht
Wfl 3 i A V^S^ ' "^^ ^""'"^ found it 8om«what
liSorl'!"!,'",,"^''"''''°-,t- •"» "-'/^rS^
_ Joshua telt naturally aomowhat baahfu! «£«-.» ,- i.
r-ad not been used very n.uch to ladies' socicty;"batlliM
AS A REPORTER.
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«nd rJ? r^f'^y ""^^e up her mind to draw him out
and make him feel afc home, whether he wanted to or
riLlT f ^ -^^ ^^^^'""S ^'^ ^*"^"« «»bj««*« J about her
school life, society m Swamptown, and things that were
going on m the outside world, and she soon discovered
that our hero was not the ignoramus that she had at first
believed him to he.
Very little so far has been said about his home life.
His experiences m his business relation to the world have
been largely described. He had been peculiarly situatedjw
we mentioned before; living alone with his mother^
their owncotta^e and having little to do with the people
about them. She was a woman who had received a re-
markably good education, in fact had married below her
V •!?" 'I I'l'' V"^. f^^ ^*^ *a"g^t Jo^liua "iany things
beside what he had learned in school. Her whole aim in
lite had been to make her boy something more than a
mere hand at the case in a printing office ,and to this end
she had worked. Joshua had i-eceived a very good edu-
cation durmg the time he attended school, wl^.ch was "
supplemented by the knowledge he gained at home, and
being naturally bright and quick he had prngressed
rapidly for one of his years. He deemed to have an
maatiated longing for knowledge, and his mother, early
m lite.instilled m his mind to waste none of his sparo houiu
He had also been endowed with a remarkable memoiy
ana was able to remember and quote ai-ticles that he had
read but once. From the nature of his occupation in the
printing office he had stored up a fund of information
that was truly wonderful
MisaKate soon discovered that her companion ^as not
tobl''^ " »>o»*nfc perHon she had irnii^bed hii«
If the conversation turned on poetry, he seemed per-
fectly at home^ tlilked of them as friends and old a'eqtiiin^
uiMcos , Hiiew uJeir lives and histories?, and could 'qiiot»
copiously fmm their best works. When the convorsatiott*
Changed to prose wi itei-s, he was appaientlv still as much
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at home, in fact she must feign acknowledge to herself
that he knew much more about them than she did, and
f*poke readily of books and authors of whom she never
had heard. She changed the subject to history, but on
this he seemed more conversant than on either of the
other themes, and as a last resort 3he turned to the subjest
of music.
They had talked for some time and had got quite well
acquainted when this subject came up, and he a-ked if
she would T>ot favor him with some music. She grace-
fully acquiesced and they moved over to the piano, she
playing and singing while he turned over the music and
chatted on the different pieces. By-and-by she requested
him to accompany her in a popular song she was playing.
He repKod that he never sang in public ; sometimes he
would sing a little to amuse himself and mother but he
made no pretension to being a singer. She pressed on
him the fact that they should now consider themselves
quite old acquaintances, and that as she had sung so
many pieces, he could do nothing less than accompany
hbi" in this song, which was one of those having a gi'eaJi
run at that time. After considerable pressing, he yielded,
and she discovered that he had a very fine tenor voice.
:;^ " Why, Mr. Ba iga "
. "Joshua, if you please." i. ?
"Excuse me, yes, Joshua. Well Joshua you have got
a really fine voice, and sing beautifully ; where did you
ever learn to sing so well ?"
* Oh, I picked it up about the street, I suppose, and
then my mother is rather a good singer. We are all
alone, you know in the world, and I generally spend the
evenings home with her. We often pass away the time
in singing and readuig, so 1 may have learned a little in
that way ; but then I do not sing, Miss Kate, at least not
as you sing,"
" Oh yes you do, and very nicely ]L am sure, Joshua,
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If you were not so very diffident and bashful, you would
do much better too."
They sang several songs together ; then talked for a
while nnd the subject turning on a particular book which
he had" heard of and not seen. She offered to lend it to him
to read, and went out for a mom 3nt to procure it for him.
WliiU.' sKe was out he seated himself at the piano and
ran his fingers lightly over the keys. He then played over
a short brilliante with fair execution. Miss K; te came in
just as he finished,
" Why, Mr. Jkngs ! why did you not tell me vou could
play-^ — ?" ^ .
** Joshua, Miss Kate, if you yjlease.'*
•* Well, Joshua; now that is too bad. You should have
told me liefore that you could play, I think "
" Why I don't play anything to speak of Miss Kat^."
" You play quite well I can see, as I know the piece,
and you played it very nicely, better than I could in fact,
When+did you ever learn music so thoroughly?''
"Oh I am sure you tlatter me, Miss Kate Whatever
littlp knowledge I may have in this line I must give the
entire credit to my mothei- who plays very nicely. We
have an organ at hkftie, and as I said, we sjiend otir even-
ings largely to,;etliei-. She iias taught me to play a little
as well aa sing, in fact. Miss Kate, whatever little I know
is due entirely to the love and persistent etfbits of my
mother who has labored indefatigably to make me know
something. ^>|t .^/z
Little by little with woman's tact, Kiss Kate drew
from Joshua his family history. How h'^ had been left
fatherless eaily in life, his school dayH,and his app'THtice-
ship to ilw piinting trade. How hat after his dciparturo
from the school, his mother and he had studied evening, ^
at home ; she studying for company to him and to as-
sist niin, ann with her inirul «eiiUed in the oiie u'ivA "I
his being sonRithmg in the world someday. And tlien
h toM h - youtust'S^nmy
Sh?r,nt7u '" "^«"l"«"e that I may have made."
.,,, She thanked hmi very much for having come and in-
«Mted on a p ,^ to repeat his visit. She regretted the
fact of the oertem amount of secrecy connected with their
acquaintance, but she promised in i^turn that she would
Rave the way for an open avowal of their friendsWp a^
soon as a good opportunity presented itself In the mea^
£uentl7o"th "'"« " ^"1"' "' '^PP-^ "-" "^t^
irequen tly to the office, and would let him know how
Office and spent an hour or so. When M. Jones was
fet fly a sally at oiir hero, who would an.«»r. . v .. "«^««^«-. "^
iy as though she was but a casual acquaIa^=Jn4';
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Nothing out of the usual run occurred aftei the next
issue of the paper. Joshua took particular care in wtit-
ing his locals not to excite the animosity of any other of
1;he town's people. ,*
• On Friday afternoon as he was walking down Main
Street he was called after by Bosin, who rushed frantically
out of his store to call him.
" Well what's wanted ?" asked Joshua following him in^
to the shop. •
" I want you to get me out a poster just as goon as you
can. That plaguey umbrella will be the death of me yet.
I guess about every man in town has called m to cl^m
that old cotton umbrella. It has occupied the time of
two of my clerks since yesterday morning, answering
questions about it, and tbi^re don't seem to be any let up
to it. I want a poster out saying the owner has claimed
it, and possibly that may keep the pe(^e from the other
side of the river making a raid on me, too !"
Just than a man came into the store and aaked the
clerk, —
•' 1 think T saw an advertisement in the Era yesterday
morning about an umbrella ."
" Jumping Jupiter ! will they never cease coming in," he
shouted •* that umbrella was claimed by a widow with
seven children, yesterday morning, and yju are about the
twn hundredtii nmn that has called for it."
Turning to Joshua he said, " I have had men here tc^
day who were bitter enemies of mine and who never
thought of buying anything of me ; all kinds, classes aiid
shades. I'll never advertise another ' found ' again, if I
know myself. This has settled the question of i»wspaper
advertising in my mind There is nothing like Sk"
A year passed by. Very little change was observable
in the town. The Swamptownians went about th^Ar
business as usual, and society had its ebbs and fiowg, its
iluiturs and fiurries, ami tJien subsided again. 'Iliings had
gone on alwut the same in the Em office. Joshua had bc<*n in
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numerous scrapes, and had got out of them iq seme way
without having received any serious injury.
The acquaintance with Miss Kate Iiad ripened into
a strong friendship, and their growing iutimacy, strange
to say, had never been noticed hypere Jones. The little
flirtation had been going on right under his very nose and
still with the proverbial blindness of parents, he had not
taken the least notice of it ; if he had, it was to think that
Kate WttS piaying some of her pranks on our hero. The
young people met occasionally at the house of Mr. Jones,
but again, strange to say, Joshua had never happened to
meet that gentleman at home.
But a climax came to their ' love's young dream ' on one
memorable V\'«dnesday evening, and as it wtks a turning
point in Joshua's career, and a day of considerable note in
the small conmuinity of Swamptown it, will be in order
to give the particulars of this event.
For £ome months past Mr Hardtack had beqn paying
marked attention to Miss Jones, which attention had l)eer
very distasteful, it is needless to sav, to that youn^ l.-tdy,
but had been encouraged by lier father.
t Mr. Haitltaek was a genvleman about fifty vears of age.
rather good looking- in his own estifnation - i^nd was tlie
possessor of considerable wealth, which made him an
object of interest in the eyes of pcr^ Jonos. Miss Kate
had taken every opportunity of letting her agem, and Joihua wouM have to look
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house on hU m't --uI^^^Ta 1.«''t.?^r°* '"P« '» ">«
opportuni, J .'^ ;l.r«f ^"'"^ ^'^ l"" *« """h desired
Then, caTbe„oTo„gt fW Tr™'" V™'*"* ^'^ K"**-
periodical attack, ii 7 I'fc^ '^*"'' ""•'"y^'' "">s«
pleasure io the «M;whi2?H'' '^'"'^'''■'^ ^'* ""«"""
the house a~inrnt'° ^ ^"?' '^°"''' '^ """""^ "^
mom severeTttack th«n ^"'f'l' ^''^""S ''« """l had a
nearly th^wttr ""'" "'"'''■ ^a^-'^S l'««" "aid «p
wJ'da to'ij^rthr!^'' ^ p"^^ •^°«'^^-^' --^ •'
this would .>ive the .^mtS?? °1 the evening before ;
holiday slmelhi^^lTT^'-'"^ .*he benefit of the full
offlce^ ^Ther. was ^ ^^'W^ enjoyed in a newspaper
some fifty mflelvlw in ?? •*<"'™<'° hy boat to a city
were all anxJo™ tglt off to'it"""™"^' """^ '^' P""'«'^
wet^lpTvtrnrwhXd'r'*''''''' "^^ '•■' j-- -
get out of his rZf" O^ wf, '!,"• ''''!.****'^ "°* "hie to
man and printerha,f^. cTo ed l'^b'^r''°" *«/'"^-
them on the press A m.^ . ^ "'e forms, and put
and tnrn theCS,^ tff .n/.f '^ "'•'"" '" *''« morni^^
to fold and ^X-Tr'^Ko't %&;:•;!'' ^^ >-'
at„TinThri.iv^: f,™r/^^^^^^^^^^
themselves of the "L h„n 7 ^'^ """doded to avail
excui-sion. ''°''''*y *"d So off on the
Mr^'^ardtkTndtr KhV 'If* ^™-^'-n
shop next door to 'W^ H. n , * sh"enia,er having a
both gentlem^^ were verv 7^''' '.?'"' .^'^"^ '* ^»« o^e-" "
be hushed uTanTXT 0,1 °"' '^"".he matter should
mention of "t Mr fff i VW T""''' "»* "-ake any
in the afte^ooh aW ^ ^'f^^t'^ "} *« Era offiZ
oou,™ it wS be a "ri^h't eti' W 1 ft '^'"^ '^'^l'^ ''"'' "^
♦lio* :* '!.♦_. &"'i' ®^<^' out after evenfs nrri,,^^
•'...V lu rvci5 unytiiiij^r rjut all right. " r ----s
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W
caiom t^wl"^' ^^.?* ^^^""^"^ ^ ^^ Jones' as was h\^
T^^Ti'Ti" *H^ "'*'^' ^'^^ ^^^"^ delh e 'in^ it, retired as
Zt/eH^n.^ ^"^ri^ ^T^^ ^ ^"^^* «^* ^i^J^ ^" *«• They
chatted and Wked. and even wen ft so far astosinffk
!nlV^* subdued^way. after which they sat down rn the
sofa and chatted for a while longer. He ^ot so deeoly
engrossed m falling her about the fight betwe^^ HaSk
and t/V^M* ^^'T ^""'^^ ^^^^^«* ^^^ ««d place,
and bui-sts of silvery laughter echoed through the room
Whli. f g^Phically on t' e scenes of thS encounter.
Whether from a desire to be economical, or from
eves ir«ffl-*^^* ^^'y .^^'^ ""^^^'^ ^^^^ ^eak
Tr^^i ^^'^*^^?'^' V the way, ..which is becoming
alarmingly prevalent among the young people of this age
--ths lamp had been turned down 'quite low. While
thus engaged m enjoying Hardtack's defeat, the p.rlor
dooi quietly opened, and pere Jones in decidedly scanty
apparel, a prominent object being a night-cap of hujje
dimonsHms and of a delicate shade of i.d;! cod injone foot
ZlJcZ.""''^ *i^' ^^^'^ '^'^ ^^^ ^^^^« him like the
snowplough on^a locomotive, and so bandaged up that it
humfn iTmT ''^ ' '^''^ '''' '' cotton lool^ha. a
ihli^T ^'i^^ ^was not so low but that Mr. Jones could see
that Joshua had his arm around Kate's waist, and that
she was resting lovmgly in his embrace. For at least a
mmute Mr. Jones ^as so stifled with anger tbfft hecouldd t
not find words to express himself, but this state of things
did not last long. With a howl caused by anger and the
tw cchings ef his bandaged leg, he reached for I chair, ard T/f
our hero*'*''" *' '^ searching for son^etbing to hurl at '
.J^^'^'t^ ^*? ^^^ ^^^^* of bringing Mrs. Jones down
stairs m her ro66 c^e nmt, and in great alarm, believing ;:
X^fon ''' "'' on fire or that burglars had takeS .
xi2oyou,ig people looked deci^dly 8heepLsh;\ll the
blood m Jo.shuas body seemed to have centred in his
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face. His very hair appeared to stand on end as the
enormity of his offence dawned upon him.
"Leave my house immediately, sir, and ne vor set foot
in It again! yelled Mr. Jones. "Kate, go to bed at
once. *
"One moment, sir, before I leave. J wish to tell you
that Kate has accepted my offer of marriage, and not
until she had done so did I presume on any familiarity "
"Not another word, sir, I shall receive no explanation.
Go !
'• Very well sir, when you send for me I will return."
" Never."
Joshua quietly took up hib hat and shaking hands with
Kate said to her: —
^ " It is to be regretted dear, that this scene has occurred.
CJood-by ! It may be some time before you see me again,
but I shall ever remain the same."
He attempted to speak to Mr. Jones again, but that
gentleman would not listen to him and was in such a
towering rage, that our hero saw the best thing for him to
do was to retire, which he accordingly did
On leaving the house of Mr Jones, although it was
already late in the evening, he hurried tb where Spuds
lived, and by throwing pebbles against his bed-room win-
dow soon brought that young gentleman to the front.
*• What's up Josh ? Fire anywhere ?"
*'No, wi)rse than that, there's the very deuce to pav up
at pa Jones' " f J i^
". You go around to the front door and I'll skip down
and let you in, and you can tell me all about it."
Joshua went around to the front and in a few moments
Spuds sprung the bolt and let him in. They went up to
the bed-room and .while Spuds was attiring himself,
Joshua told him of the culmination of affairs
" So the old man didn't offer to kick, eh ?"-
" Well no, not exactly, but that wasn't from want of
the inclination. If it had not been for that rheumatism
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your most sanguine expectations would have been realized.
Gmcious I when I think of it I shudder at the narrow
escape I had with my life."
" What are you going to do now, Josh? There is not
the least doubt but the boss will bounce you seventeen
feet for Sunday, to-morrow."
" Spuds, how much money have you ^ot ?**
" Well, that is not an answer to my question, and from
some I should consider it quite an impertinent remark ; but
seein's how it's you, let me see, Ihave twenty-five cents
and the boss owes me for this week's wages lip to date."
" Not much capital to start on ; but say, Spuds, how
would you like to see the world ?"
" 1 should like to see it immensely, bu!: bless "^/M thy
stock in trade wouldn't realize enough to buy a ticket for
the excursion to-morrow." - i .
" Well. Spuds, my boy, there is no use in my waiting
around this town any longer, for if I am here to-morrow
Mr. Jones will give me the * grand bounce ' and I don't
propose giving him that pleasure if I know myself ; so I
am going off' on that excursion to Caneville to-morrow, and
I shall take the train from there for the States, in the
afternoon. I have got a little money, it is not much, but
if you like to come along we'll divide it as far as it will
go What say you, Spuds old boy is it a go ?"
" W-h-e-w !" and Spuds emitted a long but low whistle.
' It is a pretty lively way to leave one s native soil, but
hanged if T see as there is much use in knocking around
here much longer. There don't seem any, show for a
raise, and old Jones wants you to work for nothing, and
eat yourself, and it's getting too plaguey thin, and ^' don't
you cease to remember it." Yes, I'm in with you every
time. I'll be down to that boat before seven o'clock, and
now you scoot around home and tell your mother about
things, and let her get your Saratoga packed, for I know
you will want a lot of trunks along with you."
'•'■ i^o ; X shall only take a baud satchel, but as you say,
H
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^^ OUK JOSHUA
? ttius^t g^t hoine an^ ^\\ mother. What are you gokig ^q
do a^ut^llipg your folks ?" . ,^. ., ,, ,, ;.,, ^,,,, j^^^^^,
J. vl ai« t gpmg to say A wor4 about it fe^ tb^m. 1 am
«fl>W4l ^J^t %^beF mi^t object. I shall teUfUoc«od. ■^' f^' r''(m'-*^}i-\' «'*, , . \..-'.\
- On arrWbg at the boat he looked around in every
dirtctioa foi Spuds, but that personage had evidently not
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made hia appeamkice as yet, so he pureliased their tickets
and took up a position on the wharf to watdi for hw
friend, and see who wei» goings on the excnraion.
J Just as h« was bogimiiiig to fear that Spmit had over-
?aept himself and would be left, that yo»ng geBaema|
came teariMj down the wharf. .'
" What kept you so iate, Spuds ? I ve been waiting
around here newly an hour for you." ^
•* Ohl I had a little buciaess to attend to, and it took
longer than I expected 111 tell you about.it by and^ by
when we get on the boat. Sa/ 1 did yon bring anything
to eat. 1 WM in such a hurry that I cam» away without
my breakfast, or for that matter hardly any thing, '»" ani
he glanced down at his clothes and viewed them onrW,
" Joshua, this which you now behold is the immortal
Spuds, prepared to go forth into the World and carve 9,
name on the tablets of enduring memory ; andjou be-
hold him di-essed in His complete wardrobe. He now
stands before you with only twenty-five cents and a bm»»
compooing '«le to his name Well what about a bite to
eat, Joshua ?" .i. u * w*
«' 1 have got our lunch stowed away or the boat. Wf
had better get on board or we will get left. We will get
out those edibles and endeavor to satisfy the cravings of
that awful appetite of yours. I wouldn't wonder but
your folk will be glad to learn that you have * struck out, M
you say. for yourself. I believe it was generally considervMl,
was it not, that it took aU you could earn and ^half your
father's salary to keep you from starving to death ?
" Come, Jush. don't try to be funny. It com^ with
l>ad grace from one who got caught as you did last night,
The boys pushed their way on board just as the whisUt
blew, and retiring to a secluded place the lanch m» spread
out and Spuds helped himself. Joi^ua no^oed tk^ it was
almost impossible for his comiMinion to keep htt ayei
open while eating, and he wondere Mb
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Omt lOSHUA
^: !?SRncjq??R Jiff ,ti 4f th« fifst priqciplea of th«t p»per to bt
the commanity know the truth, and nothic^ bot the truth, of what U fdisg
on in thoir mfdet Never has it hesitated to rhow up the bad and worthless,
to expoM fraud and diahonesty, regardless of conseqaences, whenever it waf
brought under ite notice. In U)c« nanaer it& hfii Jbeen the aiQi of the editor
to give credit where it is due^ and to point out the good and true basis of
respoiunble government and honest buoineas dealings. Thus haa the name
of the pi^r been establiyshad on the solid rock of right and juiitice, and has
created for itself tbername of being re/tai!*^ from the Atlantic to the Pacific
WemaW'ttoctAnmeaittla -our apparent hwmh Mateme&tir lis regards a
prosainetit business man of this town, and (me who haa hitherto bom* a
name for integrity and uprightness in our community, other tha^ to state
that he has the full benefit of the law to back him up if any of our state-
mehta do not hold water. Justice to ourHelves and the pi "ic a<: nands us
to place the f aets as thsy are.
We hat# takea great pains to discover the true cause of the fracas on
Centre street yesterday afternoon, and we are in a position to state that our
imformatiou is correct ki evwy particular. .
The parties to the trouble were Mr. Hardtack, an individual who hft
been pesing himself as sn honest man and a pattern, so to speak, in the
community, and Mr. Howard, a shoe dealer of integrity a td sterling worth,
who has in his long business career in this community established a reputa-
tion for honesty and uprightness. With regard to Mr. Hardtack, inquiries
have brought to light the fact that he has b«>n carrying on his business by
scheming and manosnrrriiig, and has beea running in debt in every direc-
tion. He has been doing a considerable business in the drug line, and wm
thought to have some little money. It apt>ear« now that he has Lsen
buying lai^uly on credit, and that his reputed wealth is all a myth. Mr.
Howard occupies the next store to Mr. Hardtfixsk and is too weu known to
our citisens to require any remarks on eur part.
On the first of «,he week Mr. Hardtack called on Mr. Howard to borrow
one hundred dollars to carry him over some pressing emergency, and which
he promised he would return on the next day. He gave Mr. Howard an
I. O. U. for the money, which that gentleman piwjed carelessly in a draw«>r
back of the counter. On Wednesday aftemoiu, being in need of the
money, Mr. Howard dropped in the store of Mr. Hardtack, wad wanteo to
know if he could let him have it as well as not, as he had an acceptance to
take up that sfiernoon and was hard i>r«AMd^ l^t the aam* ti!";; iei^.^rks^-'
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that by some c»rel«Mne«« he had loat or dttarojfdd th« I. O. U. , and having
searched high and low was unable to 6nd it, but supposed it did not make
My partieular dilleWflce, as he wottlt! '»» Mm ar written •«knowl«lgment
of the receipt of the inoney.
The strange part of the proceeding is that as soon as Hardtack dwcovered
that the proof of indebtedness was loiasing he unddenly k»s* all knowledge
of the transaction, and disputed ail claims by KowmM, Aa he waft
evidently under the influence of liquor, Mr. Hcward concluded to wait
until he was sober befere again speaking t^ him on the subject. He
quietly retired to his store and was attending to hi« business as ustial, whem
Mr Hardtack entered, and with kmd and eearse lang»«?9, a«id still oadet
the influence of liquor, demanded of him »come out and settle the question
on the stwet Mr. Howard, who has always been a law-*bidiag citiien and
who is a prominent member of the Methodist Chufch, endeawred to p«af 7
his neighbor and to lead him to the door. Mr. Hardtack thereupon t^irew
himself upon him in a great rage and dn^ged him into the street Several
citiiens Interfered, and Mr. Handt«5k was taken to W» boowMng liouee m-
stead of tiie jjil, where he should rightly have gene.
We ttnde«tand Mr. Howard has «ite:nd preceedings to recover ♦ne
nK»ney «id ^at be has si&oe found toe loat I. O. U. A charge wae l*ui at
the police office for assault and batUry against Mr. Hardtack, birt waa
afterwards withdrawn. We wew called upon t«» suppress the publication of
anything on the subject, but mt t fearlessly f«lfil our dtity. Bt»ny of Mr.
Hardtack's little schemes are now coming to light, and the *ooner the com-
munity ia rid of such persons tke better lae aUi
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CHAPTER IX.
LEAVING HOME. MR. JONES* SURPRISK— AT PORTLAND—
THE ARRIVAL AT BOSTON.
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Joshua could hardly believe his senses. Was it pos-
sible that the last issue of the Era, on which he had
worked ao i idefatigably should appear with this extra-
ordinary article ■ The thought of the sleepy appearance
of Spu(fa that morning, his evident hurry to get on
boatd, and his desire for secrecy, flashed acros? his mind
and he saw through it in a moment. He knew then
that Spuds must have spent the remainder of the night
in the Era office. That he must have written, set up,
corrected and exchanged thia article for one of
Mr. Jones' cherished editorials. What would Mr.
Jones think of him (Joshua) ; he would set it down as a
piece of petty spite. The papers were sure to be run off
and distributed about the town ; all the printei-s were off
on the excursion, and Mr. Jones was not in a condition
to make any explanatit)n. It was very evident that
Mr. Hardtack would have his name pretty badly handled
before night. Joshua, could hardly bear to think of it.
What would Kate and his mother think of him ? and he
groaned in spirit at the thought. Spuds in his zeal had
over done the joke and injured his reputation. All these
things rapidly passed through our hero's mind as he gaz-
ed at the paper.
He felt tliat he was in a position in which there was
r\6 way to do anything, or say anything to'place himself
right with his friends, and he would have to let things
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OUR JOSHUA.
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Folding up the paper he climbed to the upper deck
where Spuds lay in the shadow of one of the beams
with his coat under his head for a pillow and hia eyes
directed to the fleecy clouds as they rapidly passed over.
Joshua seated himself on an empty herring box and look-
ed intently at his companion for several minuter before
making any remark. .^
" Spuds, you ^have got me into a terrible scrape by
that ai-ticlc of yours. I can see through all your '' prens
of business " now. You could not have thought of the
ettect of it —how the boss w^ould look at the matter,- -I
tell.you Spuds" energetically, " you need not laugh ; it us
all very well for us to leave home but I proposed j/Q do
it honorably, and then Jones could have found, uo excuse
or complaint to make, now this will give him something
to handle. Spuds, I am awful sorry you did it before
speaking to me," and Joshua relapsed into silence, lool^;
intr ais glum as a hen with a lame foot.
" Come, Josh, don't look so mournful about ij.. io
look at you and judge by your face one would imagine
you had lost every friend and relative you had m m
world, come, brace up; ain't i here fto . support and com-
fort you? Pshaw! things are not Wf ai bad as you think
they are. Let m"< tell you my little story and you
will feel better." ,, .' ^, . '
*' It's no use Spuds, you can t hotter this thing anyway
you may twist it ; it is all worse- no better to it By
love, I wouldn't wonder but they would have U8 arrested
for defamation of character wh^n we get mtd <.,AneviUe.,
" Defamation of your grandmother^ I tell you every-
thing is all right and I can j«-ove it if .you will only
listen for five minuteM without croaking Tike an a^veufc
minister or looking as glum as a hired mourner for a
funeral You would make a first class undertaker, you
would Give vqu a beaver with a crape band on it and
a pair of blacl^ gloves and you could palm yourself 9ff
for ore of the frateriuty anywhere. I tell you, you
;:'jt|
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^^^ij^ytk .j^omvA
■'■u,
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and don't you cease to remember it." , rJ.,^,. .„
4VWplI go QD wiwi.yovir explanation, if you have any
to make. I >vish I waa aa sanguine as you in the matter^,
but I 8up}?ose we nught as well take things easy until
we get tio CfwieviUe, at lenst."
* Now, Josh, don*t be fooHsh, or imagine that I would
do^nytbing that would implicate you. My dear fellow
I think ^Ou have knoirn ine long" enough by this time
to give me credit for some little discretion.*'
' **^€«vSjpiidfe, I hftve known you a good while, and I
acteiowiedge that yoii have alwliys got out of scrapes
wonderfully well, but for the life of me I can't see how
you are going to get out of this; but go ahead with your
story."
• '*J* Vou kiiow you are always so awfully positive of a
thing that there is not much pleasure in arguing with
you, but then I shall excuse you in the present condition
ofy«iir^lmgs Your nerves are quite unstrung I see
after kst night's racket with the boss. But to begin at
the beginning. After I le*t yOu at our house last night,
I went down to the office, as you imagined, and wrote
up that wrticle. I never had the piivilege before of get-
tiligathingin the paper just as I wanted it, so I wa*<
determined on this occasion to give the facts to suit mv-^
self Now, Jodi, you needn't groan so loud, bwt the
beauty of that article is that it is true as gospel every
word of it, and Hardtack or the boss can't get over it, at
least that part whidi refers to Hardtack is true enough.
I won't be so positive about the remarks that r^er to the
^m. After we left the oi!i«e at six o'dock I went down
town aijd interviewed Mr. Howard and several other
persons who were about when the racket took place, and
I sifted out the full particulars. Hardtack was as drunk
38 a lord, and there is no doubt he intended to cheal.
Howard out of the money. You see, Josh, you had been
working around so between the boss' house and the office
■...'Aiw fcJ*-'*>V^W
jLH^A^^tiPokiM.
m
iMtymimMlf didn't lCD(##^^#ttit %aSgOB]^'^btit' ^Bklr.
Jdfies ^ia thiiirt 1 did it^ trfclear Spite, aiid yott ca^bld
Botmakferliiife believei c^^rWise; be^^^h^ wouldn't have
Ijad that go in the paper for Attjrthiiig, aft^r being siwih a
friend^of Hkritack^."'" ■'^v'-fr''^ rp •"";>;'"■.: ^i-:".:^, ;;
« Bon^ you ftet yoOTS^mciftliifc'^^
dfesk addressed to him and laying it was f^ the dopg»
of ' yours truly,' and besides when Jones comes "tx) r6ad
that and to sit down and think awhile, and pcdple coi^
in to congratulate him on t^ stand he tfook, bless yQtt»ii%
will feel as gp^, w ,^E^ I*^« l^om you Just se^ if \i^
don't." >fTO)r,
,, «• Well, Spuds, I'hat may be all so, I am glad yiou are so
sanguine; I ackncwledg^ I don't feel «o certain afe0u^,iit;s
but I tell you wha ., i am gokig to write notes t>q motheKi^
Kate, and Mr. Jones, repudiating the fact of having ihsidL
anything to do with it, and throwing iit offon youi''« ^\^
" Yes by all means do it^if it will relieve your mind;
any, you will find t^at there will be more honor,. ^ than!
reproaches about th^t same article after alL Jfewr. yani
waltz off and let me try and get a nap<}r 1 wtjon't be meoi^K^
a cent all day." -? ^^^-i ^'*^r^ o,* MotJBasa*^ 3/d* no h^mini^iah
Joshua retired to the clerk's office and gei^ng thwT^
necessary writing material wrote the notes home, ttM
making a confidant of oiw of the inters ort board itt^'
trusted them into his keeping for (teli very; After gettitt^-
this off his mind he felt somewhat relief and tilimbing
up OR the deck again, stretched himself out til<^flgiiide his
friend and endeavored to get a nis^ als^; In dtte tfefte th6
boat arrived At raneville and ouF friends Wcbt tffa iSIkw^^ i^
where we^ will leave them for» whife until J#e see how
things w«nt on art the lonos? mansion. ^^^ ^ »«& -^^ ^ ^
rOu Hiursday morning Mr. Jonifes arose "mkjh "be^tiSi^Dr
his rheumatism rnd his mind in anttioh calmer state after'
the night's repose. The exercise m getting down stairs the
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night previous, or the change in the weather had alleviat-
ed the pain wonderfully and he was able to get down
stairs to breakfast. All these things went towards mak-
ing him in good spirits Then the breakfast was good
and the coffee just to suit him, so that he really
hadn't the heart to find fault about anything. He
didn't look half as angry at Kate as she expected iie
would. Afver eating his breakfast, he leaned back k| his
chair and speaking to her sdd : "# •
** See here Kate^ what on earth are you trying to make
a fool of Joshua for ? Bo you think it is right to go flirt-
ing with everyone this way ; one would think that you felt
it a duty to break the heart of everything in pantaloons
that came along. Joshua is not a bad kind of a fellow,
and I am not going to have you make a confounded fool of
him this way ^ome day when he wakes up to the fret
of what you have been doing, he will wa k down to the
river and drown himself, and people will blame me, and
two to one 1 shall have to support his mother. I don't
mind you fooling with all the other fellows in the town,
including Hardtack, but for goodness sake let the hands in
the office alone." . 4>.t^ ^^
** But, father, I am not fooling with Joshua, and I tell
you again that I just positively detest old Haidtack, with
his smell of stale cigars and poor rum, and furthermore, if
he comes here again, I shaU not speak to him, so there,"
and Kate shook her pretty head and went on eating her
meal as though she had fully made up her mind to this,
come what would. ?; '
" Oh! nonsense, you don't know what you^'e talking about:
Why, Joshua is only a reporter. You must look higher
than that my dear. Now don't be foolish; Joshua is a
good boy enough in hts way, and after all I am rather
sorry I spoke so hastily last night, but you and he must
not get enamoured with one another, that's, certain; but
then what is the use in my talking. 1 know you have too
Uluon iJOOa ociioe lOi cilat.
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*' Papa, I don't tbtnk you know Joshua yet, even if he
has been in your office so long. I doo't believe yon know
what a fine singer he is^aoii he plays reroarkaWy well.
He can talk French quite fluently and knows all about
poetry, hiatoiy, romance, in fact anything you can
mention." .t . a ,7 :u
"Fudge On his singing, it k this t»m-foolery tl»t i»
iniatuating you. He is a well enough informed youth of
his age I havie no doubt ; but I can bring hundreds
who are as well posted as he is, and besides he is as home-
ly as a stone wall built backwardts at night. You sureiy
have no idea of marriage with our Joshua T* ,^|| ,l>*
**Most decidedly |have, my dear papa, whenever ne is
able to support me, and not before."
" Hump ! well there's a consolation in that last clause
anyway, because it wJl be some time, I anpi* glad to say,
before this will happen. A pretty state of things has been
going on, and right under my very nose too; serves
me right well for being so blind,'* and Mi'. Jones picked
up his cane and stamped out into the library in great
wrath.
A knock was heard at the front door, and was answer-
ed by Kate. It was a visitor to see Mr. Jones, one of the
town councillora, so he was shown into the libnary. He
saluted that gentleman cordially.
" Jones, old boy, I was real glad to see you come out
as you did in this morning's paper. People thought you
would cover it up, and shield him, if anything, but I tell
you, sir, the whole town is loud in your praise. Says I
to Martha — my wife 3'ou know — says I, I must go light
over and shake hands with Jones. He has found out the
villian before it was too late, and given him his full deserts."
" Eh I what ?" observed Mr. Jones in a dazed sort, of
way.
" Yes, about that editorial of yours in ibis morning's
paper, I telt you I was uncommon glad to see it, but you
must excuse me now, as I .want to run down and see
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an4 the visitor teflj 34r. Jones mOTe daied tiian evferB* '^ t
^^^^Ka;te,ttty dear, see here" said Mr. Jones rubbing his
hartds gleeMly. ^ Yoii remember that editorial I read to
ydtii yesterday uld in our profesnion."
., M C^lad you liked it Henderson," remarked Mr. Jones
fr not quite cle^r as yet whethe? it could be the article he
tlftdjrst UiQ\i^t of, or another on * The general Develop
imo^iQi ^e CoMutry."
-n^fV^Twr W>d ym »0pd not be afraid of any hbel, or any-
i^iag <»f thftt natun^ U^ you oan prove every w^d of it, if
It ever should come to trial ; but now I must go down to
me H<>war4 He I as engaged me on the mm»^ and ftpm
^ evidence, we have a 8.ure thing of it 1,'U drop in
H^ud have a talk with you this afternoon," and Mr. Hend-
^5Qft,h«*rt*Jy shook, headii, and lushed off down street.
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^kjmea .w«Ik«d into tb^ U^^s^aatj aiid ? 9^^^ , km|i^
ii^»^ Wore gettmg moi« inuckUed ^^ mw.fh&Ui^mt,
Hq could not tiunk of An^iorticie Jle ki4 Inltton^ ofTvithat
he bad read the proof pfi ti^Mpni^^|inlg1fctW4lqutf^^
tr *'Kate," he called/' has ty^ tiioiwiig's f«peT OQi^^ jretf
1 ca n't imagine what there pould be in it to hijrry . Bfp^fl^
and Hendeison aiouiid here ao eariy in the jdoi^'^ to,
oongmtulate me ahov^ I thpui^.; ,th«i : pap^ J^R^K J^
particulariy dry and uninteratting thwiw«».^ V^.tj ^|s^^
"The boy is just coming Up stwset, japf ,^ wijflj. ihe
"All right, bnng it m when he J^ve^ it^ ,^ Bfjr. ^t^ones
got out his pipe and p^pared^oi; a smoke, 1^ MiP^-khl *•
Kate gut her fitthePa papec and abo on^liQr iuBfsaKV^ the
boy lift a note whidh be said he hiid fo&nd on ^ deni,
addressed CO II r. Jone$, and thinking |tjaig^,^^ sOEp*-
thing important hebad brought it up^ ir i.ns ;v s
She carried in the note and newsipapef^ M l^f*^>f Jjices,
and then retired to the t»itiBg room to leagl i»ver the neww
to her mother. »*if.$J!irf >?*|j#f|.p«5irotlN[>
After filling his pipe, and settling himaelf c<«afo?t^]j^
in his easy chMur, Mr. Jones opened out the p^t. 1^
moment his practioed eye fell on the page hia attenti«n;wafl
caught by the bold head>liaei : ^ ^^ *> » '•^^^ : ci viw vi
To say that he read it witi surfiirme an§ iad^ttsHtii
would be but a tame way to express his feelings Kat«
was called in and had to listen patiently to his tirade
against Joshua and all the handi in the offiM^ II wii^all
Joshua's doitigs. and iMf Wiii r^tilnfed^coiitplirtiil^M^
and here Mr. Jones sank into a chair, his pip« MfwiMd
himself i ompletely pi ostrated by th^ shock. Jdite eitapha-
tiodl^ infeimiedMia, as so6li aslili* oavU gtli^ mati U
edgewisie, that sl^ was gkd Uf, HiidliHiV^ili Hittttli
had' come to Hght, and she beliti^ad «#er5« mtt^*w&idi of
it was true, and with ^ib shot th« yt^afig" Mf ii»ttoMd
out of the room, leating him iilone in his tm^: It was
some time befow? he could i(et cooled down sf^ffietentlv to
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think rationally ob the matter, GoiddtliLisiave been what
the visitow imre ao jdeased about? Was this the aolut
tion of the libel problem? a?hett h^ thoiight of the note
and eagerly opeoed it, hopng it ini^fc contain the desired
Ifftformation. It read as follows :
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priT»t*ri idght inl»tfere in my good
t&tentiott% I wtttMied to the affioe rft« tha others had left for th< i^ht»
a»d irrote„8et «p, aad p«t it inio the form; aad I wh* it diekinctly under^
atiJod that I aw. alouo (Reserving of the credit. Fearing aleo that my first
efforts in journaliBm may not hi appreciated by y<»u,pnd dividing o meet
you in your anger, I have obmceived this idea df le4vii!:j town this morning.
In cotto'panySith Joshua, whom you have so braiolly separated from his
Hieart's love'. It is pnobable he will recover from that, however. As re-
gards the article, if you had not been laid up you would have known that
tiie faoitaaM as represented and thi*t ao libel can be brought. I leave with
^ capital of twenty dve cents, und sincerely regret that I am unable to call
on you for the i>alance of my wages. I can't see anything ia the office
wvailableJftttiewayofcash. tliere^Mems little else than a f«w cheap
cigars and a lot of tobacco aihi?, and these would not g» far in nourishing a
fce-iAyliiiaisttthe . lilt. - Your. Truly.
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jjjp^ tti— If you feel any way ajifriaved over the article, you can derive the
«onwl%^ that it wa« run in. at advertising rates— ten cent* per line—and
that wifl mahe up, for the loss of space. I believe my wages yill about
cover this.
u S'i'inBequent events prOvwl that Spuds was not so far out
in his artiete aft» aU. * J^. Hardtack disposed of his bu-
sineeftthatdav to his assistant, and quietly departed for
psrto tfnknownj b«fc 1«^ it be said to i i^ credit that he
made good his indebtedness to Mr. Howard before leaving.
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As S009 as Mf. Jones saw ^whi<^ wajs ihe y^M ims
blowing/ hefell into liii«» and took the credit lai!gely *to
himself of Spud»* p«Kiitcfcb» ; ,
But to return to our young tiikt«Bera. As^ soon »s
they arrived at the wharf at Caneville, they made their way
to a restaurant and had dinner, and from that to the. Rail-
way Station. After talking over the matter lis to the
best plaee to try their luck, they decided to make their
first attempt in Portland, MtHa» j. and tickets^ ware jaocur-
ed tor thatplacetby Joshua, who stall earned the podcet
book. They quietly went off in the evefning train ftnd in
due time arrived at tlfeir destinafefon, pretty well tired out.
They found it would t>B foHy to attenipt searching for
a boarding-house at that late hour, ^ndin their tired con-
dition; so they wallB^ up to tl^s Commerciid Hotel, and
alter taking dinner, engaged a itaom for the night. The
next morning they tcuk k stroll aroifnd town in search of
a boarding place and after some little trouble secured <^
on S-— ^-* street. The price was ammged at thrae AtAiaxa
a week for each, in oonsideratbn of their roommg together.
After getting this piece of busiaess 'siettled very little
remained of the morning. 'JT)shua wrote a short letter
home to his mother telling her of his safe arrival and giving
a ^ort sketch of their experience thus far in their travels.
He /had an inward conviction that Kate would somehow
make it conveni^'nt to see his mother and find out the truth
of the flying reports. He was not sure as yet with
reference to how Spuds* article took with Mr. Jones and
the community, and so was very anxious to hear front home.
In the afternoon the boys went out to look after work.
Spud* was of the opinion that Saturday afternoon was a
bad time to make a start aud.6tix^gly advocated^' waiting
over until Monday, but Joshua saw theitr treasury slowly
emptying tliey had nine dollars and a hall left^and
opposed any "putting off till to-morrow what wuW be
done to-day." ^
It was d«'ci(lfd to trvt'AJMr lncl> at tho Adtertimr Oflieo
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firgt; J<^ Jo^tta pu<^i^ (»4 h bold front waiked up-stairs to
the city editpr'n room mi m^ that pertonage, wl»
happened to be in, if there wa« atiy qpening for a reporter.
He >yaajpoiitelj iftforined that there was no vacancy at
pi^Q^eift on th# stall.
In the meim: time Sp^ds had ititerviewed ihe foreman, of
the printmg o£^ee and bad tuoeeeded in getting employmeal^
witllout a«or difficulty. It was anranged that he wai to fo
to work on Monday mc^ing.at seven doUarea week, with
a Jcaise (dws^m in the near futntei, U he was steady and
<^u]|d do as much work as he said he could*
Joshpa, nothing daunted by hi» ^ist ftrikte, applied at
^ offices of ^e Arge nexifc dajF wis the Sabbath the b<^a brushed the^-
seWe* ui> nicely an4 went to church. Joshna would not
listea tp any cooverssttion with refeience to their business
prospeets* saying that he did not believe in lucA or was
uQt any too religious, but he had always made it a point
n«»v#r to tM busindsi on Sunday, and he was not going to
begin on that particular one s^puds growled a little -*his
home trainiag had not been of the same nature as that of
^oshutt'tt^but he saw our hero was in earnest and refrsined
from any further referenee to work. He did not, howler,
feel muoh like attending church at first, in his ' tiavellitig
tiitt^' but Wtts induoed, after seme little coaxtng by Joshua,
>to aoeoB^^iMiy him.
.,, .ilfter iihuioh Aey took a walk back of Portland for some
milas and iselunmd much rafteshed after thair extfoise.
On Monday morning Joshua again made an effort to
cvm
lirtei Ijo- 1^ sepftBitioTU V thoy woiil^i reihaiis^toi^fetii r in
Fort|ikd. for i few iireifeg— his waget m
board «i^d Jpskua cottlcl be «. ^|entlemd-ii At |y«ttk ^ ^
soimetbittg/turned upV Sp\icU ^^M a 'gtkt beUev^^^^^^
luck, andattrtbatied Joahua's waiit of 8ti<5Ce8ft 'to %^!^*;?
of t^e moon, or to the reason ttiat lie hepasL^^tLy^^^
^ bn* JosHua 'pooh-itood* all ; suci icHsl^ ; I*"^ ^9\
*oiw Jo^uaV nature to ^it'ctp^n calnify, tajfiiig things^
easy, and to wait tm iomedu^g i6 li^ lip, 1%^, ^'^
Spudm m^a in earnest about their nbt being s^ptirated,;^ ffna
he concluded to wait for a . feW days At alt eV^h^ ■ -^
wect passfid by and there appeaxed to be as little sign;^
a situation as ofi the fi#t ' diiy. Jofife^* ^te seVegl
letters home to his niothf r and received oile ftwm th«it
^od lady. He had also sent sever4 ttf Ksate tinder co^^
of his niother*8 address, aijdaiH anticipated tliatypon became ft frequistit Visitor at h* old: hoiiilEi, Ml
Jones of course remaining blissfully igtrbrl^ "^[i^^
^ AtSS of tii^ week :iK^m.^%MWii^0:W
speak, and informed Spuds tfiat ndtldrig Woul* 1it#
hin^ to remain in Portland aftet MmMf.
« Well, that settles it then, Joshua, 1^ bav« 156 mnA^
note through the mail to t^^ ^©3 'iSi^tisin^ «tiy ' *ba#**
in some way, fer I can't W'v© you J(wht3fa, Py« pt^imd^
to b^a fathertb you* my tx)y,:«ifed Tskltll h^t^ir d^ieift my
tnist. It shall never be sdd tiiftt iJptt%' ^^ ^*it
back on tie poor." , '".^.
On secdfld thought they concluded to wtmh 'HiSn:^'mm
Monday eveni^ and take the boat for Bdstoft. a» t^^
l^pJdKljea much ch^^appr T!»f>de ^"<^«^^^«'^ni^^^ ''Wftms
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eoBgenial with their pocfket book, wLich hj this time
looked M though ad elephant bad stepped oa it.
On Monday evening after settling theit board, they
a^ain mr ved onward. Quite a number of pawengeis were
on boaixi the boat, but soon after leaving PorSand the
boya began to feel that disagreeable sensation — seaniick-
nesi— and they concluded tl»t the best thing for them to dt>
would be to ret^ to their berths. Seven o^cbck in the
morning found them alongside Commercial Wharf, at
Boston. They bad succeeded m getting a little rest, bufc
no sleep, as both had been terribly sean^ick^ and as the
boat swung around to the wharf they crawled out on deck
a woe-begoiie looking pair. . .
"Boston is ocmsiderably larger thaM ^Wamptib;»rn, eh„
Joshua?" remarked Spuds with a gkaetly wnile, fi he
moved tiowa the gang-plank.
" Xea, considerably ^ but I wonder how we are going to
find Gfur way about? Wer'H get lost as sure »« guns. I
suppose the first thing is to get some breakfast, and then
find some place to put up."
They worked their way through crowds of coaches up
the wharf, across Atlantic Avenue to State street, and from
that to Waahington. Joshua made inquiries of a police-
man as to where they could find a cheap restaurant ani
was directed to School Sta^et. They had no difficul y in
finding the place, and had breakfast in one of the many
eating house* on that thoroughfare. After breakfast they
again made inquiries of that poor man's friend— a police-
man, a» to what he knew about dfieap boarding houses, and
were directed to try in the rear of the Common. Follow-
ing the advi^ of the policeman they eucceeded in finding
a place to »mt them on Myrtle Street, near the comer of
Grove.
TJbey «3miig«»d farboatdat four doflarB s week, each,
wi^a^ widow Udy Who was the happy poeseeeca' of three
i very much defied
„ article— money. , . ,
Spuds was for remaimng at home ttiat aftepoon and
taking a rest, but Joshua surmised that the reii he wanted
was to see tot young lady with whom he had so sudden^
ly became enamored. He therefore fairly dragged him out
ot the house and down to the Common. Everything, tl^ere
waji budding' forth in the beauties of, early summey. it
was a scen«i long to be reme»ibered in the U\:es of^--
, this rustic speiie in the middle of a l|i^sy Q^y. V^^"!^.
in the Common; the miniature la^^ in the ?«««; Gardens ,
the abundance of &qw^n just blossoming ^^l *J® ^P*^"
vows as they chii-pH t^jnong <^^f^t^®^'' **?,^ 1.3
from th« g4W in flScks; andthe chndrenas tb^X ^a^«^
on thftgimss, while their nurses flirted w.Oi the pol]^^^^
all were new sights to our young ti-avelters, who Wior^
oughly enjoyed the novelty and pleasui^e of th- ocomiou.
After they had walked around the Common and the
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;^iiiblic Gardens they moved along down Trenibtit stre^,
td ComhiU and then to Haymarket Sqiiare, taking iii i\t
ihe stieet scenes and handisome stores along the wayl
Spuds concluded that after alHt waj^ worth the while
going oat into the woiid even if they only got as ^a»
Bonton. - '*^
' Early next morning the boys sallied forth in search of
work, not like a great many people who remain at home
as well as those who go away, to **be looking after a job and
|9irayiflg an the time that they may not find it," but with
a determination to find something to do. Luck as Spad»
said, seemed to be again with him, as at the first place
he ^nade application, he was given work at the rate of
eight dollars a week ; J^jshua was unsnceessful mkI a
little disappwnted. When they returned at night he
informed Spuds that if he did not meet with better suc-
cess on the next dtby, he would give up the attempt to
look for a situation as a reporter, and would either go
back to the case again, for a while, or look up something
else.
"I tell you Josh" replied Spuds, " you have not been
taking hold of this thing the right end foremost. You
go in to these offices with an over abundance of polite-
ness, and not a sufficiency of cheek, and they can see the
green sticking clear out of your eyes, and the hay seed
almost sprouting in that sorrel top of yours. I shoukl
have imagined your experience would have proven to yoa
that the only known exception to where politeness does
not pay is m the compaziy of reporters. The reporters
adad city editors about this towa, as far as I can see of
them, have ao tifi^ to be pcli*ie. Brace up and throw
diin at the next fellow th^ft sauces you. You can get a
case aloo^ side of rai»c in the yforli office, anytime you
want ^, at^ the most those fellows can do is to* fire' you
out. Luck has V>een against you, these few days, Joshua
my bmr, but it will turn some of these times."
" WeH^ Spudfi, how many times must I tell you that I
don't believe in luck, That idea of ' luck* that you have
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M all ^nseiiBe ; a persons lock is what he omkeH it, aod
t\ve peiaon who is dUigeiit and honest can succeed any-
where, and I dont propos© to look at it for ono mwnenfe
IB the light yon put it. Bdsidet, politeness always pays,
««d I don't make even the -exceptiop yo« have road*.
We shall see what to-morrow will bring forth, I feaT^
»n idea that I hav<#aJtcn hold of this Uiing, possibly, a
little wrong, but I shall try a new meUiod m my *i©xi
effort." .
N«xt morning Joshua went out more «lated than he
had been for th^ last week. He had beendoipg a * heap'
of thinking, as he told Spuds, and had made up his mind
that he h«d been taking ft old at the wrong end in earn-
est. He saw there never wHw.ld be a situation in *
newspaper qffic« in busy Boston for him, unless he made
one for himself, and he determined to 4|q so.
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CHAPTER X
HIS EXIPERIMKNT.— ON THE ** GLOBE.'"— BOSTON MU«EU».
AN ADVENTURE.
In passing down BJoomtield street our hero stepped
into a bookstore, and purehase a reporter's not« book and
pencil, and then proceeded along towards Washington
street. As he was passing a door- way he t)v»erheard a
conversation about some person falling and being serious*
ly injured. Intel-viewing the gi^itjs he found that the
accident had happened in the rear of a block of buildings
on Camden street and had been caused by the giving wa§r
of a scaffold. Joshua immediately took himRelf <^' to the
place designated and quickly got the particulars. As he
was coming out of the alley whewj the accident had hap-
pened, two teams collided, breaking the wagons and
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throwing the occupant* to the ground, seiiously injuntfg,
one of them.
Here wa« another booitiiza fallen right into his lap,
and he quicklj made a note of it, and appertained the
name» of the parties. A little further on he heard of a
store having been broken into the night before, and a
considerable amount of valuable goo^ taken. He niched
ar6and to thf- place haniidd and soon had the particulars
of this also.
At eleven o'clock he had gathered quite tfnunib^i' bf
items and he began to think he had now tne where- with-all
to try his experiment. "Walking down WigJhington street
to the Globe office, he entered, and pushing his way into
the reporteis*^ room, took possession of an unoccupied desk,
and wrote bis itfrtis out in a clear and concise manner.
After he had written them out to suit him, be inquired the
W|iy to the city editor's room ; and quietly entering placed
his copy on 4hat gentleman's desk aud without making any
femarks retired. Ov«r the top of the first page of the copy
he had written Ms name and enclosed it with a pencil mark.
Would the copy be accepted? was the question he kept
asking himself over atid oY&t again He made up his mind
that »X all tventi he would not bs discouraged, but would
try until he succeeded. Ah edition oCthe Globe would be
out about three o'clock, so he Would not have long to
remain in suspense As he was some distance from his
l)parding house be went into a restaurant and had lunch,
and then strolled around in the vicinity of the Globe oSiae
until the first edition came out.
^ 0e eagerly purchased one of the first that appeared on
tlte street, but was so overcome with the thought of success
or failure that he could ndt bring himself to open it on the
public thoroughfare, but made his way across to the
Common where he would be to a certain extent secluded
from the public gaze. Seating himself on a belith under
one of the many shade trees, he opened the paper and
eageriy glanced over it. At first he could not find any-
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tVing of the articles he had written, but on looVmg ov«r
the pape.- again moi« cloiely he ims iurpnged to^^tol
aeveml with large display headings, ma ptomment place.
At last he had succeeded. He felt that sucqes. was
within his grasp, flehadstwted the wedge, all he required
was to drive it. . , . ..^.^
Next day he took the same course, hunting up bis items
and writing them out as before He wa« surptmed to^nd ^
haw much^hew was to geV when he began looking for th^
and how comparatively easy it was, to what he bad jm-
tgined. Each day he would deposit his budget of itms
oil the city editor's desk without making any remark, ihat
personage did not appearto take any particular notice or
^r hero, but would scoop the ^ding him
the note.
Joshtia retired to the counting-room and bad the order
cashed and his name put o\i the staff bocks. He then
hurrJed to his boarding house to write t^i jsjood isews to
kis mother and Kate. It is a question which v^«o the
most pleased ore? the success which had followed his
efforts, himself or Spuds. The last named individual was
particularly demonstrative on hearing the fact, and waa
ibr having a grand ovation of some kind in boner of the
occasion. The treasury hjxd diminished until ihere wrs lesfc^
th&n a dollar left. Now that it had come up nth such a
jump they decided to indulge in a few luxuries. After
boiAO discusaiun thuv cAvnclnAtnl tn vicrif fl>i> K^^^f^n
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105
Maaeam that evening ; their diasipationa up to this time
u having been confined to the free shows o4i the streets, and
Hfeligiovs gatherings.
" Do yo-4 know Spuds," obeerved Joshua, glancing oter
that party's garments," do you knc»w that we shall have to
punihase you a suit of clothes, just as soon as tl^ ^^^f^y
get up to tliat mfti'k.** - ''
Spuds looked ruefully over his travel-stained raiment,
and thought of the impression a new suit would make on
Elixa - the landlady's daughter over whom he had got so
eloquent on their arrival - and remarked that he guessed
it would be a good investment
That evening the boys made their preparations, and
walked down I'remont Street in the direction of the Mu-
eum. On the way a thought presented itself to Joshua
and he quickly made it known to Spuds.
*• See here Spuds, I don't believe wo will have to pay
. anything to get into the show after all, if we only manage
this thing right The cashier in the Globe office gave me
a press badge and I think with a little manoeuvring we
can block the theatre folk for two passes.
" I don't believe you can fetch them. Josh ; this is not
like a country plaice by any means. It is worth while
trying, however, and if there is anything in cheek I will
back you every time."
On arriving at the theatre they found they were con-
siderable before tne time of opening, but the ticket seller
was already in the office. Joshua walked boldly up to the
window and asked for passes for two, showing his badge.
The ticket-seller remarked that there had been tickets sent
to the office, and demured a little, but eventually passed
out the necessary paste-boaixis. Our friends soon found
themselves in the Museum.
They had some time l>efor the performance begin, and
they occupied this in viewing the objects of curiosity gath-
ai'pii frnm .all mivin of t!iQ world, tobefouudin the Museum
pro[)er. At eight o'clock they repaired to thetliuatro Hall,
hi
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OUR JOSHUA
and giving their checks to an ULlier were shown to their
seats.
The play on that evening was "Lottie", and the acting
and scenery was naturally far beyond anything the boys
had ever seen in their country home. They therefore
thoroughly enjoyed the prrfonnance, and it was with a sigh
of regret they saw the curtain go down on the last act
The performance was over ; everybody pushed for the
entrance, and the boys not being used to such large crowds
got separated on their way to the door. Joshua did not
mind this, particularly as he knew S])uds could find his
way home easily enough, and that he had a latch-key,
but on arriving at the entmnce he found that a heavy
rain-storm had come on while they were in the building,
and Rs he had the only umbrella the firm sported, he saw
that it was very likely Spuds was in for a drenching if he
h.id stai ted for home alone.
'I he entmnce and side- walk were completely blocked
with persons looking for friends, or waiting for "the horse-
car to come along that would take them nearest home.
Joshua pushed his way through the crowd to the edge of
the walk and there stationed himself, vainly endeavoi ing to
discover his friend amid the throng Gradually the crowd
dispersed, and soon there were but half a dozen people
alKDut ^ the entrance ; still there was no sight of his friend.
In looking around his attention was attracted by a young
lady, who was standing in the hallway, endeavour-
ing to tie a handkerchief over her hat, aad at the
same time hold a fan, mantle and oi)era glass. Our hero
glar ad around and failing to see any escort with her,
ste]:)ped forward and asked if he might not be allowed the
pleasure of assisting. She looked quickly up, but appear-
ed reassured by the appearance of our friend, and after
a slight liesitation accepted the })roffere«bt you have a good reason. I can a.ssure
vou if I had not thought you were a lady, I should not
haj© been so anxious about your welfare"
" ^Z*™ '^"'^ I a'» flattered *in having your good opinion,
and 1 thmk after your kindness, I owe you an ex-
planation. Well, the way of it was just this, I came to
the theatre *his evening w.th my sister and a gentleman
friend, but during the crush in getting out we became
separated, and I suppose they must have thought I had
met with some friend and had gone home before they got
out. You must excuse my hesitation in not nccepting
your kind ofier at first, but I really was so entirely over-
come at my situation that I could hardly think."
"Don't mention it. 1 pray you; I am sure I feel only
too ha^^y to be able to be of /any assistance to a lady
in di8tr«ss. "^
From this to the end of their walk they conversed
quite freely on genera,l subjects, and disagreeable and all
as the weather was, Joshua regretted exceedingly when
they arrived at her home. During the whole of their"
walk It had been raining steadily, and seemed to be
mther increasing than showing any signs of holding up.
Arriving at the door, Joshua was about to bid her good
night, when she requested him to remain for a moment
while she procured for him' her brother's rubber coat,
HO that he would not be washed away completely, as she
laughingly observed. He protested against the trouble,
but she would hot listen ; " beside, " said she, " This will
be an excuse for you to call, and I know well you are just
dying for an excuse.
*'0f course that puts a new phase on the question, but
yotr doir't even know my name, or addi-ess. and how do
VOll know that t will Pvov rolnm U ?"
"Oh! I shall risk that I pride myrelf on beii^a
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109
•7 bmi
great juJge of character^ and I have not; wie aq^^test;
doubt about it Wmw rdfctimed. : i*
•' W;ell," remarked JoBhua. talking the coa^ " I afcall give
you my card and I can a^ijre you that you* will receive
your coat all right."
"When you .»ome with it you can enquire for Maggie^
Selwin, aud I think Tuesday evening I shall be at home ; if
you are rt liberty that evening I shall be pleased to see yoUv^B
Remarking that he would certainly be there, our herb
bade her 'good-night' and made hia way to his boardii^
house. ' '^
On entering the room be found Mr. Spuds nicely tuek^
ed up in bed with his nose just appearing in vidW from
among the coverings, and his clothes scattered prottiiscuous-
ly over the articles of furniture, in anything bttt a dty
condition. '"'. '^
« Hello !" ejaculated that individual, '* when did yoii fall
heir to that Mackintosh. You're a toce man to call a
friend, now ain't you. Gaze on those saturated garments
and behold my Sunday suit in ruins - actually spoiled.
This application of water will certainly take some of the
dirt out of them and the office hands will think 1 baye
been at a fire, and jmrcJtased a new suit Gaze aroun^
you my friend, and behold the entire personal effects Qt
the immortal Spuds ? But say, where did you come across
that water proof?"
•* Oh t go to sleep ; 1*11 tell you all about it in the morning."
" No you don't Joshua my boy ; hanged tf I go to sleep,
or let you either, until you have made a full confession.
Have you been spending your sustenance in riotous
living, or rather in Mackintoshes, in this far off country ?
No it ain't a new one, because f see there are two -
buttons off, and a rip in the sleeve. Say ! did you find it?"
"No 1 . ' no ! I tell you I will set your mind at rest
in the morning, I think that ought to satwfy you ; but if
you must know, I got it from a young larty,"
" Eh r
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OUR JOSHUA.
m.
" I got it from a young lady. You are not turning deaf
with all your other infiimities are you?" and Joshua
began divesting himself of his clothes, j,'reatly enjoying
Spuds' surprise.
" See hei-e, Josh," remarked Spuds, mising himself en
one elbow, and gathering towaixls and ai-ound him the
greater part of the covering, '* you may think these re-
marks of yours savor of witticism, but you are sadly
mistjaken ray bucolic friend ; I fail to see the point of the
joke, particularly coming as it does at this late time of
night, so come, confess as to your incomings and outgoings,
and where you ^have been keeping yourself until this
f Jate hour." ?. .^^\
Knowing ttere was little chancfi of his getting any sleep
that night unleps he satisfied his fi-iertd s cuiioslty, he
gave him an account of his evenings adventui'e.
"What are yon going to do about it, Josh. You
fcai^en't forgotten Kat6 already, have ^*ouf"
" Forgotten It$Lte I not by any means. I shall certainly
let my lady frifend know about hfer at by ftn^toppoHunity.
I^halltak^ the wa^-pt-dof home dii Tuesday night, and
if I can get any pleasuTe out of the visit, I tm»k f sball
be perfectly justified in doing so. This is what Kate's
good sense would approve of; but now let us go to sleep
and try and get some rest, for it nwast be Sunday morning.
I don't think this conversation is particularly apprqariate
"'for the Sabbath, Spuds my boy."
'l^eKt day they attended thurch, as they had ma?*^??r*^ m ^'«
?]^«on»fv«*oiy was s(wn«thing,ftir beyoiid aiMttog
ho had ever fie^i^ before, aaid was nUed wit^ planip frbm
aU countrksand elimea. While admiring «he Iwiiirtifiil
display in Mr. SeWin's herbarium H)ur hero foimdit im-
possible to be other than intere^d in ishe descrtetiott of
the plants and the InftMrraation imparted^ hint by th*t
gentleman, as ttiey passed aXcmg the avenues resfflend^t
wiUi goFgcouj^y colored flowers; and the ail* la<»Mi ' with
sweet perfumes. This was much mi^— r
At the end of the half hour Miss Selwin
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pTorapUy made her appearance, and he was led inside and
introduoed to a number of ladles.
Hehad tlie pleasare of escorting 'Miss Mkgg^ down to
supper, and Mr. Selwin who appeared to mve Hken a
great interest in him, would have our herd seated a,long-
side him at the table. In a very shoi-t time the fehful
feeling wore oif and he was able to enter into t!ie pi^^iistires
of th€s quietly informed him that he had not Ithe »U^t-
est idea oimaking any such hazardous leap, nor did he
proj^ jgetting off that train until they arrived at their
^jde^i^tion;.and then he p^roduced his Globe badge which
Jmoll^ed tne cpnductor 9 little.* He hummed luid hawed,
and chewed around for a while, but eventually concluded
r^hftt Jqshua was there to stay.
The traiil was made up of only two cars, and the
engine and tender. Joshua went through them * and
inade a note orthe various pi*eparations being made to
,giv6 relief to those injured.
The accident had happened some thirty mites out of
^^Wii^andhad resulted from a broken rail. The ttain
had run off the track and piled up two passenger coaches
on the eng^ie and tender. A large number were injured
and five persons killed as near as he could make out.
His unceremonious method of get^ * ^ rm ^board had noi in-
gratiated him VAry highly in t** ' ^Wion of the coii-
ductor, so he was not able t ^o i uch iniorroation
from him; but one of the surgeons voliuiteered the facts
as far as he knew.
The titun arrived at the seene
'I'^m than an hour, and Joshua lost
H\e full particulars, and also as
had come out with them and it was hi»
the first extended account into his own
of th€f accident^ iJi
no time in getting
complete a list as
No other re? prter
desire to get
paper. They
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117
were some miles from « railway station and it was not
Hkdly that any correspoiKknt would get the paif ieulara \a
timtt for the ftitt edition, ' ■ '^ V^ '
In about twenty inimrtes he had gathered all the t)oitffiB
he required, and any further delay in re turnings to the city
wati « waste of tifnc. About three miiea acrobs the country
was another line of railway, and not far np the line was
a stattdn* Be felt s«rfe ^^H *rc get ^erd he wt)uld find
no difficulty it* catching ft tr«iti 80 as to be in town i«
dme. The relief train in which he had coihe out would
not return for «li hour or more and it Waer bis obj^C tb- be
to before thrit lime. V' , >
Making inquiries of dome farmers wbbi«¥fe l^viftjg their
assistaii^e in clearing the track and' looking A^r the
Inittted, he ienrned the dh^ctioti ?ittd started oh A ^un; He
arrived at the statior otitof brea*, but was tcwtrded
by catching a down train a few moihentl laftfer his Wval
Before boarding the train heMvir<*d tb the (??o&6 to bofd
a column of spaC3 opOn fts he h^d «he>artleulai^ of a rail-
way accident.
On the way in he carefully revised his notes, and- f*-
wroCe^hem in an extended manner; On the arri^M ^f 'fte
train lit the city station, he rusbed mi and hailing 4 Uh
was driven at a gallop to the Globe office, whet^ ^l w^s
excitement, 'J he news had been received at the oificb that
an accidenthad occurred out on the line, but the manage-
ment of the road Were hot too ais^ioos that the press
should be accommodated with the full patrttculaw as toifhe
extent of the loss of life, and wimldnot supply an extra
train as the newspaper reportfera desired. They had exited
to go to presfe with only wbat thijy could catdi 0iHn iymg
rumors, whibh ar6 ^vet to be depended ijpoti ki the caw
of a ra4t#ayaecidene,^^ when Josh«ia^tf telegram was received.
The copy wa« imittediately iKiridedto the piwatersi and^n
just eight minutea frdm the t^me Joshua amved; at .^
Aaar nf the QI^Am o^c«= *^& ?»aper oontaidmk * fell report
of the ancident WfS^Utig^tttrth^atr^et. '-^m omoa
as
QUB, SOHdUA
The extra train despatched, twenty minutes after hm
Arrivaf, to assist k clearrn-g awat the debris, and
having on board several diiectori of the road and
a Humber of reporters, had also copies of the paper with all
the partkuflays, and the naroes of those injft>red.
'J his lucky hit on the part of oar hero, . brought Urn
prominently before the managers of the Globe, and the
Chief Editor saw that Joshua i^as ohr who could be i -
trusted with important mattcFs, ai>d from tl>at Ibrbt he was
given special work.
He had made a friend in tbe City Editor who had
assisted him to the position oti the Gld)e, That gentleman
gave hira a great many hints ^nd sugges^ons which were
an ines'imable assistance to hiin in his work. It was
largely thiough his instrumentality that he was given the
pofeitioB of Theatrical critic for a while, the gentleman
whost, duty it was to attend to this line, Having been called
from the city by sickness in his family.
It was while doing this work that he bad quite
adventure, in fact his first appearance on the
ftage.
From the nature of his occupation as theatrical
ter he soon became exceedingly well acquainted with the
difierent managers of companies playing in the city, and
instead of taking a seat in front of the curtain as bad been
his former ambition, he now had thv entree behind the
scenes ; and soon became quite well acqainted with many
of the leading actors and actresses.
The night referred to was particularly disagreeable.
It had been raining hard all day and Joshua had prepared
himself expressly for the weather. He had on a pair of
high boots, with his pants rolled up and * a led in the
tops of thftm ; an old slouch hat on his head ; and ari ex-
tensive watcr^proof dangling nearly to his heels. The
company was playing in the Boston Theatre at the time,
awu >i>\j p'»y 'Vus v»iit/ tOpruoctttiii^ A-jnotci u "iit;. lut?
ladies in the cast were very airily attired to represent
a little
Bostoo
repor-
m
AS A HEFORTi'iR
Ud
fairies. Joshui had become well acquainted with the
«tar, and would often chld not appreciate
a good bite to eat, or allow it to isterfere with his three
hearty meals daifyr
K:>w Eliya was inclined, Kke many others of her sex, to»
he exceedingly jealous minded, and strimgiy objected to*
Mr. Spuds going o§ to places of am'osemenfi without
without her conrpanj ; and in all probability Spuds reap'
ed a rich harvest in the way of pantry delicactet b jf
leBBaioing at home.
nmmwmu ■» w. hwim
CHAFl'ER Xlt.
jIBIOTMER rORT. —AN ADVERTISING DODOB — riSWT FKORI
A COUNTRY EDITOR -^A VACATION.
In a few months oar hero was given a desk in his friend,
the city editor's department and acted as assistant to that
gcntltjman. This placed upon him much more rospon-
sibility, and although he did not have the out-door
exerciss he had enjoyed previously, he was greatly pleased
with the change, and found it more congenial to his taste.
Wn now Hud thu BfraQ^iQEf &nd sun^rvlsififi of f>ciT!v Hud
the attending on visitors with long winded correspondence,
and such likg.''^^- '*^ * *' - '^ - »'^- ■'
t.
AS A REPORTER.
The first day after taking possession of hic^ ^"^
iwhile the city editor was out he had a Tjsit^ MjT
revmng some Assomaced Press dispatches ^?«" » ^J^^
eyed, long-haired and seedily dressed specimen 6f t^
f/enu8 homo cautiously opened the door and V'^'^^
Seein- the occupant to be o< 8«ch a youthful and appat-
entlv innocent character, he cautiously poshed the door
open and glided in softly closing it after him. In tne
same cautious and impressive manner as bad n^a'^^^? «^«
firstappearance/he slid over to Joshua's desk, and with a
gesture as though for secrecy in a low whisper asked : ^
« Yoang man have you a soul for poetryT and a^ be
did so, drew from a large satchel he carried in his band a
roll ot about two hundred pages of manuscript poetry,
and laid it mysteriously on* the desk before J^*^«^v ,
Our hero lifted up one of his number fourteen f6dt atid
placing it on the desk in close proximity to the roll ot crpy
" i don't know, you had better examine it yourself; if
it is not a sole for poetry. I think it might wuik m well
""""^hr grasping his giip sack closely in his r>Tns and
glancing up to the ceiling, " I see thei^ is no opening here
for rising genius. You have no mmd above the sordid
lucre of the world." . , ,
"You are entirely mistaken my dear sir as regards tho
opening. The architect in planning the building wisely
provided for just such an emergency Ihere it is. point-
ing to the door. « you will find an appendage on the outside
designated by prose writers as a knob. You are exi ected
to close the aperture aft«r you~-turn the knob to the left
^y ou will thus save the expense of a coroner s |n;iuest.
« Am I to understand by this, that you will iiot Insert
thefi^ few verses ?" ^ '4*lLam««
«Otel no sir. not by any m^ns, I cantJtnagine
whence you conceived that idea. VV e sliail be piuas«a air
to insert them ; in fact if it will give you any pleasure you
ill
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OUR JOHHUA
ve? 'Z^^'T 'k "?"'*■' ^■"'' "nde^-eath the table. Ah!
poetrj Jt w manufactured a little more fancy than thn
common one for long-winded co.Te,spondence YouTee it
ml wri^ /h ^- /■"" '"'■'y- *»"§'> that you dM
mLZL ."" '=''^"<"' I^P^^' "^^ "lean siting
the bundle of manuscript m his hand as though iud»in«
"nthar^v' ^'ll "''«'«■»«' be nearly, thri ^"nd:
cente for J. u" .?"' "'""'^^ ''^ " '''^«'- Vin of three
cents for us By the way, can you tell me why the
in ,.11'^ ? .?' ''^'™«^" ^"^ " '° "^"-^ his hair longf dr^ss
vad na^h ''' r"'- ""* P^^f"™" "fP""' whisice^pe!
vadmg the a.r in his immediate Vicinity, and havina the
trvtaLT^'TK'? "' " ""^''-abused tmmp ? I h te teen
trying to figure this out for some time paTt. Won't you
enlighten my ignorance V ■'
mT" ^f" Tt * ""*" '""' '^ y™--'' <^^ not be ox-
ITWK- '"'^"''^'^ <"■ Wwciate the glories of the
fn,.'!?""^^' I always thought my sole was laige enough
for any ordinary man. Why, let me tell you a little
'rrrT^ ""r' '^"^ ""^'^ ^^ ™*«'- ^'- i -^-^nt down
town the other day to buy me a pah' of boots. Now in
n lindane sphere, I had a shoc-makcr who twk the con-
tract Ia sujiply lue with understanding (»■) and-
About two cow-hides to each foo,t I should say," re-
marked tlie poet, gazing at Joshua's feet.
" Correct ! con-ect, perfectly correct ! at least that is what
ho ..yeragcd it at although I felt ^ positive that he
sometimes worked a pair of baby shoes out of
he corner of one of the hides, but I neyer thought
It worth while to kick on that; however, as I was
wyinn no tuok I lie contract and so I never had much
di.ficuhy about the fit of th.l pan of my wealing apparel.
AS A KEPORTER.
I2Jlr
Poor man he has ixiled since that. Well it becam'?
necessary for me the other day to replenish my wardrobe i»
that respect so 1 took a turn around the city in search of a
pair of boots that would. fit somewhat easily. I went into
several establishments but cbcy didn't have anything near the
size. A I last 1 struck a large wholesale firm and ex-
plained my predicament. The proprietor set one of the
clerks to work and we tried on about all the boots in the
place. As a last effort the clerk opened up a packing
case that had just come in. and we sorted and tried thorn
all oij until we came to the botto..i, the clerk drew out
the last pair and handing them to me, observed to the
proprietor who was walking around solicitous as to the
reputation of the establishment, ♦* there that's the last
pair, if they don't fit you'll have to try on the cose.'* It
may be a satisfaction for you to know that that last pair
fitted, although they were a little tight at first ; and still
sir, you will say that I have a small sole."
♦'Ahfthisis but jesting. You have no soul for the
infinite. You grasp shadows. You have a small puny
brain. Ah !"
" I have, eh ! well, if I have a small brain I think I
have proved to your satisfaction that I have a well devel-
oped understanding. I think by the way, that you had
better propel yourself out of these premises pretty lively
as this thing is becoming slightly monotonous."
" One moment sir, before I depart Let me read. Let
me in^ire your soul with a quickening tire !"
** Its all inspired now, and you'll be fired out in about
five minutes by the clock. I'll just give you five minutes
to do your quickening and at the end of that time you will
think a cyclone struck this .building."
•' Five minutes, ah ! it is an eternity - it is a life-time,"
'♦You'll find yourself in eternity, if you ain't out by
that time But go on, fill in the agony while you have
the time."
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OUR JOSHUA
II
He with the long aad tangled locks, and wierd air, nn-
rolled the manuscript and tragically read :
BACK TO THEF.
Back to thee ; 1 do flee, .
. ; . . , • With my poor heart !
■ 8p*ed I on, to thy throne
'''•'' We fih^- ne'er part.
" Hold, on, hold on If you wrote that for this special
occasion you will find that this is no place to lay up for
repairs. We haven't got any dry-dock here.**
" See here " suddenly observed the poet, glaring down
at Joshua," if you'd keep that mouth of yours closed for
about five minutes, there might be a grain oi a chance for
something to remain in your head. Now you listen
while T read the rest of this or 111 walk all over you."
" Hello ! hello ! Why, I'm blessed if there isn't some-
thing of a man about you after all. Why, it's a genuine
surprise. Shake hands. Dear me, appearances are decep-
tive sometimes. Now you go on with that poetry, and
after that exhibition of spirit on your part I may be able
to listen to it with some resignation."
The poet continued :
I have faults that I thought
Darling were faulUt of thine.
. , I do find I was blind,
And thope fimltB are all false
Andw«re mine.
" Glad to notice you are like the rest of us, not in-
fallible. I say ! I suppose that fault of yours was an
inclination to get on a bender occasionally."
•* Silence sir! Listen to this heart-rending appeal ': —
Briffht as the beacon star
Shires o'er the Bca.
Does my heart from afar
Beam forth to thee.
Am I then doomed to be
AlwRVs alone?
J >'i'' Oh. call lae back again
To thy dear home."
-'?»!?til see, you are looking for a chance to block it in on the
lamily again ; but do you supi ose if she saw that in print
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125
that it would have the desired effect ? m «a«t is, mydear
sir if you would brace up, and ^low your energ^to
develop in the way of buck-sawing wood now, you would
find the world would appreciate your lalents better, and
give you a much more respectable outfit. Now 1 would
suggest as a step in the right direction, that you have thosfe
flowing locks of yours sheared off to the customary length
and also get a shave. I have an idea, somehow and 1
am inclined to beUeve it is becoming more prevalent eve^
day with those minds which are controlUng modern thought,
that the man with an extensive crop of hair has, as a general
thing, a limited amount of braiqs beneath it, be he poet,
preacher or sinner. It is now nearly lunch time, and you
will have to perambulate. I shall not charge you any-
thing for aU the good advice I have given you this afternoon,
S the time 1^. If you feel inclined^ to leave yoi^
poetry I will insert an ad. something to this effect m our
next issue :
Fo»8alb!~A Umloiot vewea on lovo.wd spring, »a good a* new
grass to feed goats on." • .
The poet, however, concluded not to have the advertise-
ment ruB in just then, and walked off Miih his grip sack in
one hand and his manuscript under his arm.
While seated in the office one afternoon after the^first
edition was out. a Uttle wiry individual with a soft felt
hat and a cotton family umbrella of a rusty shade of
brown, came swooping into the offi 'e. ^ -
« \Vell! said our hero, "what is troubling gtottft this
^^» Do you exchange with the Enterprise of Randolph ?"
" Randolph -Kandolph --let's seel where the dickens is
that anyway? Up in Canada, somewhere, am tit ?
" No, young man. it is in Dodge County, Wisconsin, I
came f^m there and I should. like to see what has been
nniiia on in mv absence." »• ,
"V.'lfit'is a weekly,! am afraid we do not exciiaiige
with it. llowovor/you carf go in and see the horse
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editor — second d(x>r to the right— he is pretty well up on
OMWL^^untry exchanges and I think he comes from Wis-
consin somewhere." . .
*• All right, I will Call on him in a moment. Let's see !
this is the City Editor's room isn't it?"
** Yes ! here is where that personage general! y holds out,
when he isn't dodging hook agents "
" I thought I saw that name on the door as T came up.
I have here an item of news that will be of considerdble
interest to youi readers. You can run it in in your second
edition," and the visitor drew out from a much worn
pocket book a soiled piece of paper and handed it to our
hero It contained the following :—
We had a sociable call this afternoon from Mr. EWnezer Shortgrass,
the renowned inventor of the inflixible hen-roost. He has secured a
patent on his very u^ho\v|
thinjr^ were going on in his native place. His. toother
had been quite well in his absence, but'hekh«W She must
be very lonely, and felt anxious to induce her -to come on,
if p<)ssible. He felt very much as though he should like
to make a flying visit to the little Canadian town, were
it only for a day or so, that he might see his mother and
Kate.
. He broaclied the subject to his friend, the City Editor,
who promised to do all he could to assist him. The Chief
was intervievyed and the coveted leave of absence granted
for a week.
He had been on the Globe staff about three years and
had well earned the holiday. Without difficulty he
secured railway passes to Caneville aad with a ligljt
heart and a well filled pocket book, he started for home,
one Monday morning in midsummer.
He had written to his mother that he expected to be
home on Tuesday, and he JUR iTOSHUA^
rr-i
('^Joshun'g trip otifc into the world had changed him so
ttmch that Small Pica did not recognize him at first.
Our hero hailed him as he was going up the isharf and
inquired as to how they were all getting along at the
MerM. Tih5fiw,R ^ .
" My gracious, Josh Bangs as I live. Where did yon
rain down from ? Why you are * tuckered out ' in great
style. Dropped into a fortune, eh ? or have you been
adopted by a rich and eccentric old gentleman ?
" Oh no ! neither of them ; I have got a position in
Boston on the Globe, and have been there nearly all the
time that I have been away.
" W-h-e-w, you don't tell me. On the Boston Glohe,
eh. Gracious that must be a first rate job. But why
did you come back to this pokey old hole ? Didn't get the
grand bounce, did you f*
" Oh no I I am going back on Friday. I just came on
for a few holidays, and had hard time enough to get off
at that Well, how is everything up at the JBeraW*
"Humph! all right I guess, but I am not on the
Herald now. We have dissolved f)artnership. I had a
row with them, and have been working for old Jones this*
last year or more." ^ ,
- « Is that so. Why, how do you and Muffins get along
together f I thought you and he could never pull in the
jame harness?" . ^
' « Well, you see it was a case of necessity, as one might
remark. I wanted a job and Muffins wanted a hand, so
we undertook to burv all old animosities for the mutual
good. The fact is Muffins ain't such a bad old fellow, and
we aH get along quite harmoniously. Muffins is getting
on in years now, and his eyes are not so bright as they
used to be, so we gay and festive youths have to humor
him a little. You know he is susceptible to flattery and
taffy, and when he gets on a high horse we ease him down
"tenderly and he comes out all right. I suppose you will
drop ill ana see UB i „
, '^J may if I get a chance,but how is Mr. Jones making out?
■J ill
AJ|/./^ BElKiRTKR.
091
iitn so
first.
rf and
Id yon
1 great
u been
bion in
all the
Globe,
it why
get the
Etme on
get off
dr
on the
[ had a
aes thi!»
it along
L in the
s might
land, so
mutual
ow, and
getting
as they
) humor
«ry and
m down
you will
ing out?"
( V Ph! every novv and t^en he takes a crink in ms b4<3
OP * twist in his leg» and gtta laid up, at heme for a week
or 80, making things very unpleasant lor us at th^j offing
but we have always managed so for, to get the papei out
somehow. I guess he is getting awfully behind-hand in
collecting the subscriptions* I heard him say to Muf-
fins the other day, that he wished to goodness you? had not
gone away, so that he could get some ot thos^. old bills
hunted up. You must come in and «iee us. I knOw ftU
hands will be glad to have a talk with you You must hot
hold any animosity with me Josh, On acoounfi- ^^^^^
scrapes! P'on my word I am just as glftdto 8ee''^(^f%^
though I never had stole your clothes or given ybii a
poundmg. , ? ? ^
« That's all right, Small Picfe', tha^ t^ ftlf tf», mr^^
no hard feeling between us with reference to the past I aiii
assui-ed, or at least as far as I am concerned, but as re-
gards that pounding now ; I ha\^e a faint Suspicion that
you came out of that pounding secoiid best. That is if
my memory serves me right." „ ^^'^
" Well Josh, we won't argue the point, I atri'not one
t«rho delights in harrowing up the feelingS; particularl/
on the occasion of our re-union— so to speak. Buppc»fie
we call the whole thing a * passover,' and take'a now deal"
They separated htjre, Joshua hurfying«tWay to where
his mother resided, and Small Pica going into the #m
office. His mother had lef the cottage, ahd had been
boarding for some time, so that it was not the old homie
after all that he was returning to. \ .' .
"The "probable s<.n's " return was"' iT'^t^St day of
rejoicing in the house of Bangs, and the Usual supj^ty of
delicacies were brought Oh in lavish abundance. Katb
dropped around for a few moments in the evening, and
Mrs. Bangs wisely retired while the yoking people wen
talking over what had taken place duritig their lott^
separation. f , . -i-
in to see Mr. Muffins and the hands in the Era office.
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He leraembered that this was the day on which the
paper was issued and as it had generally been prepared
the night before, he felt pretty sure Mr. Jones would not
be around the office. , i j u -i r„ v.
The awn was over the door on the same old building
in which°he had had so many youthful adventures, and
as he climbed up the well worn stairs, he wa,s remm Jed
by the frescoing on the walls of the time when he
had made his first artistic effort with a paste-brush. 1 he
monument of his genius had stood the ravages of time,
and the bold figure of a man with a long pipe m his
mouth, and an extensive amount of coat and cane— a
(combination of paste and printing-ink- stared down on
him from over the office door. „ , . -.t, i.
He did not stop to knock but walked m without
ceremony, and he was not c^uite prepared for tne scene
which presented itself. Things appeared to be a little
mixed inside. Mr. Jones was there, but his condition
and appearance would not lead one to imagine that it
was the same Mr. Jones of old.
The whole trouble had been caused by the press.
When they had put the forms to press that morning,
something about it had got out of order, and they
could not get aii impression. Mr. Jones had been
hurriedly sent for, and word had been sent oyer to a
machine shop for a man to come and -bxamme into the
trouble, but they were so busy at the shop that they
could not .pare a man, just at the time, to look
^ Every effort had been made by Mr. Jones and Muffins
to get the press to work, but without success Mr.
Jones had ilkm off his coat and hat, and had roUed up
his sleeves and gone to work in earnc'st. When Joshua
came in ho had crawled under the i^onfi-ame work and
was lying on his back, clawinL^ at part of the niachinery
with his legs just visible. The hands had taken the
forms
power
trauslei
hand-pres^ and Muffins and Small Pica were perspirmg at
? ; J V 5 ' < i' ^
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AS A REPORTEH
133
h the
Id nob
iil(]in<]c
as, and
ninied
ien he
h. The
if time,
in his
ane — a
>wn on
vithoufc
e scene
a litUe
ndition
that it
; press,
lorning,
d they
,d been
rcT to a
Into the
at they
to look
Muffins
ss. Mr.
oiled up
I Joshua
ork and
tchinery,
ken the
pi ring at
a great rate while tugging the papers off on that instru-
ment of torture.
On seeing Joshua, Mr. Muffins drew the back of his
hand across his forehead to remove some of the surplus
perspiration, leaving a track of lubricating oil and
printing ink, which did not add materially to his beauty ;
he then advanced and shook hands cordially with him.
*• Real glad to see you, Joshua, although you came in
at a most inopportune time, so far as we arc concerned.
The old press has gone back on us, and we can't get it to
work all we can do. We have been trying these last two
hours and it does net work as well as when we began.
I was very glad to hear that you had been doing so well
in Boston. You will excuse me going to work again, but
these papers hnve got to be run off somehow, you know.
I suppose this is not much like what you have been used
to lately?"
"Well, no, not exactly, but then these things occut
sometimes and we can't always help them. I am glad to
see you looking so well Mr. Muffins. You are looking
remarkably well, m fact younger I think than when I
left town."
"Do you think so?" observed Mr. Muffins, drawing
himself up and smiling as sweetly as a lady under a ^20
spring bonnet.
" Why of course I do, I couldn't help but notice it the
first thing, but is there not some way I can help you out«of
this difficulty to-day ? I am at your service."
Just then Mr. Jones emerged from beneath the power-
press and .'ame forward. Joshua was not exactly certain
of the reception he was going to receive from that gentle-
man, but time, they say/heals all wounds; and Mr. Jones
did not appear to remember anything of the past but gave
him a hearfcy shako of the hand, giving him also the
nil which he had got on his hands
.f «
A.
,j-%ir\ a 1 tf i ^lT««-k
.V»li
P
in his frantic efforts among the machinery.
" Glad to see you Joshua ; glnd to hear you have been
4'' I
M
dUR josntTA
j^rospering so well. Heard you were in town and thought
yon would not slight ns hy not giving us a call. You find
lis in a bad predicament to-day. Everything seems to be
going wrong with ns lately. On the Globe I believe?" i-
•'Yes, I am attached to the Olohe and have a ver/
good situation, but I was just remarking to Mr. Muffins
t'hat if there Was anything i could do to help you out, ^
should be pleased to do it Suppose I investigate t> g
old press. I remember when T thought I knew some* ig
about it; that was when I had to clean it up, and fee( the
** No. that would be an imposition, you would get your-
self all over oil," replied Mr. Jones. •• We can't have
pur visitors treated in that manner. Come into the offloe
and have a smoke. Learned to smoke yet?"
" No, not yet sir ; but never mind the oil, I can put
M that linen duster of Small Pica's, and I guess I can keep
from getting oil on my clothes. You ^j into the office
and scrape off some of that oil, and Mr. Muffins and I will
get these papers off all light"
*• Well Joshua, if you can do anything I wish you would
^.' You probably know more about the press than any
one of us 1 am willing to acknowledge that 1 know very
little and that I am not particularly anxious to learn, at
tay time of life. If you will excuse me, I will clean up
a little and look more presentable."
rf* Certainly, sir," and Joshua drew off his coat, and
pulled on the linen duster ' '' -
^ '"Now, Mr. Muffini you must consider me as one of the
staff for a little while, and not as a visitor "
With the assistance of Small Pica, who handed over the
Ink roller to the devil to roll off for Mr. Muffins, who oon-
timied still toiling away at the papers on the hand press,
he began examining the old press. After carefully running
1^
A e A.
a^vn tfk w«#« 1/
yI^II
k/n» iv%r^^
AV %JVk\jt!k^ tV «,;^MO f«AAV« AV/A « *^a
it- closely, he saw where a cog had got out of place, and
ifler a little trouble he got it back to position again. It
A3 A RB^RTEft.
m
was now ready for \he forms, and they were very
quickly transferred from the hand-press to it. Ten
minutes after leaving the room, when he again made his
appearance at the door, Mr Jonos found the papers being
run off as usual and Joshua removing the oil from his
hands at the wash-stand— that memorable wash-stand of
old, more dilapidated, if anything, than ever— and pleasantly
conversing with Mr. Muffins.
A gentleman called in to see Mr. Jones at that moment,
and our hero continued his conversation with the foreman.
"Well, Joshua," observed that gentleman, " so you like
working on a Boston daily."
" Oh, yes, I like it very well. Sometimes the work is
pretty hard, but one gete used, they say, to anything but
hanging, and I suppose they. WQuld get used to that if
they were not dead." . ,rr - f-rip ^rr +>_
'« That's so, that is so ; but what is your idea about those
Boston papers ? Is there any money in them ?"
i(.*'I should suppose there would be, although I do not
have anything to do with the business department, and all
I know is from remarks I hear occasionally."
«• From what you have seen, Joshua, which ii the best
paying part of a city daily— the sales or the advertising ?"
*' About the best way to answer that, Mr. Muffins, would
be to repeat a conversation which took place lately in th«
Olohe office. A number of the staff were in the Chief's
room, and I happened to drop in to see the city editor
about something A boy had brought the papers up from
the press room from the first edition, and each one was
looking over his particular column to see if there had been
any mistakes.
• Well,' said the Chief, * this is a good paper to-day. NoW
that leader is the best pohtical article I have written for a
long while I was just in the humor for writing. You
mark my words it will have an effect on tha—
i * It is a good paper— very good indeed,' interrupteu our
funny man, as he glanced down his column, aivi twitch^^
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OTJR JOSHUA
a cigar oat of his vesb pocket, ' I haven't got very much in,
but it is all sharp and pointed, and it will be clipped by —
' 1 aui sorry they cut, out so much of our loci^l matter,*
observed the City Editor * but after a" we have given
them a good newsy sheet, and that is what takes with the
public. We have an exclusive thing on that railway
accident, and that elopement—'
' Well, gentlemen,' said the Business Manager, his face
beaming over the top of the paper he had been glancing
at; ' well, gentlenicn, it is a heautiful paper to-day
Very little in it but advertisements, but there is where the
money is;' So you see, Mr. Muffins, that the Business
Manager's idea of a good paper was in the amount of
advertising matter ; although I believe the sales amount to
quite on item in the course of a year on our dailies."
Joshua conversed for some little time with Mr. Mnffms,
and then, as the editor was still engaged with his visitor,
slipp3d(piietly ont. . i
The next morning he took tho boat for Caneville, and
from thence the cars to 15ostoT\, arriving in that city on
Saturday evening. He did not see Mr Jones again during
his stay, although he unders'ood hmn Small I'ica, who had
come down to the yvharf to see him off in the morning, that
that gentleman had expressed a desire to se-.' him. and
regretted that he had not come in again that afternoon
He was met at the depot in lioaton by Spuds, wlio had
been expecting him on that train, and who was anxious to
h«ar from home, and to get all the news. Spuds would
have liked to have accompanied Joshua on his trip, but
everything was rushing so at the office that it was im}>oa«.
sible for him t^ get tlie necessary leave of absence.
'j \
ti-
, ^gjAp:ER XIII.
^ C0NVRU8AT10N AT MR. JONBS'. -CORRESPONDENCB. -
'^woman's rights AOAIN.-MARHTAOES.-COKCLUSION.
"'«' Didn't 1 hear you coming in late kstmght, Kate,**
reuiaiked Mr. Jones at the breakfast table on the Friday
morning on which our hero Ipft Swampto^n after his
flying visit. »/*t'ff iji»#
«« I was out a liitle while last evening, sir.
. ' .^tt apoears to me that it mu3t have been after eleven
o^clock when I heard the noiae d -n stairs. Were you out
as late as that ?" . , . i
- It may buvq been. I did not notice the time as I
came in." .m .r. i*
" Hnrapli! whire under the sun were you until thit
late hour of the night. That » a pretty time to ho out on
the streets. If my men.o.y serves me.nght. you have bu n
out several times of late, too, nnfl that ""''-^'"ly Z"^" I
1 can't have this thin- goinj? en any longer. You w.U
hiive to stop it iminidiiitHly. . .^
.M was down to Mrs Bangs' spending the evening, if
you a.e so p.. UcululiJi^xious to know where I was keop-
.' As Joshua h:is been debarred from coming here to see
,T,c why 1 had no other alternative than to go and see
him; and as he was going away this morning I^ may
possibly have remained longer last n.ght than usual
i_j^_.it :„^««,i I < no othor iilternative, en.
inUCCti . i;i--t'.-wt - — •Till
Some-
thing more going on that 'ohl Jones' .li.ln t know anyth.ug
about. Now that we are beginning to understand each
138
OITB JOSHUA. A
Other and are having; a little confidential conversation, it
might not be out of order for m^ to ask a few more ques-
tions. Pray how long have you been on «uch intimate
terms with Mrs. Bangs ?"
"Something over three years I believe.** replied Kate,
complacently balancing her fork on one of her plump and
well shaped fingers " '^> ^jr*> ha* never been any effort to
have any secrecy abbutn': I know of, father ; I consider
her a very estimable laJy and I «njoy, exceedingly, lay
visits to her boarding house, besides she is quite lonely
now and I think she enjoys having some one drop in and
see her."
t •* You do, eh! Oh yes I suppose so," remarked Mr.
Jones, quietly sipping his coffee. " I imagine you hold .a
session of what might be called a Mutual Admiration
Association. You each talk about your trials and tribula-
tions and vary the programme by occasional eulogies on
our friend Joshua. It must be very interesting — to both."
^, " It certainly is. I thoroughly enjoy it," arching her
pretty eyebrows, and continuing her breakfast with an
apparent relish.
♦* But do you thi'ik you are loving wisely in this case,
my dear ?"
(, »«• Well, sir, there is no doubt it is better to love wisely,
but you know this is a question on which we have always
differed ; however 1 believe that it is better even to love
foolishly than never to Iovj at all"
" Your love don't interfere with your appetite any, that's
certain." - . '.iri^i-fe;.
'* Oh, no, I don*t allow little things like that to bother
me when it comes to a matter of eating. My love affairs
have never interfered, with my digestive organs yet, my
dear father."
*' No I see not. Well, about these visits, I suppose
after you talk for three or four hours on the subject of
Joshua's perfections you change the conversation to raking
'old Jones ' over the coals for the way ho has acted. I
AS AtltPOtCtlSR.
ISO
bave no doubt my ea« would have tingled had I heard
some of the complimentary ex presMoas passed on me.
♦* I don't remembet ever hearing your name come up
in the conversation, at least not often. Mrs. Bangs alway*
speaks of you with esteem attd gratitude for your kindness
to Joshua while in the office.'* ^ ,, , i t > 1
** And a pretty way he served me after all 1 had done
for him ; going off and leaving me just when I want^
him most. However, that is only a sample of the thanks
one receives in this world for doing a person a kindness
" You seem to forget, father, that you told him to leave
the house that night and never to come into it again. ^
« Oh. well ! the house was not the office, and he might
have known that I was in a passion at the time I spoke
that way. He knew well enough that it would not have
made anv difference in our-business relations.
.« I don't see it in that way. He left the town because
YOU would not countenance his attention on me ; and he
Lturally did not think it would be very agreeable for any
of us so long as you continued of the same mmd. He
has succeeded well by going away, m iact a great
deal better than he ever could here, and I don t blame
him for goins in the least.
- Humph! so I am to understand from ih^. remarks
that you have not changed your opinion smcc he went
away,amir--H^^ m n U&^ ^. , , u ■ u ,*
- Most certainly 1 have not, I don't think I have had
any reason to do 80." ^ u„««
.' Yes 1 and I am also to understand that^you have been
corresponding with him since he left, eh V* - _
- I am not at liberty to control your thoughf s, sir. Yon
will have to allow your imagination full^ scope on that
question, I am not going to enlighten you.
M,And so Kbenezer Jones has been fooled ag^in, eh .
^ •* Ah no. I could have told you aU this long ago, it you
had taken the trouble to ask, 1 don^t think no^v, i*i.w,
that you can accuse me of having tried to keep my attach-
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il
ment fof Joshua a secret. If you will remember 1 told
you about it when he wient away."
" A nice thing to have my daughter running after a
pauper like this. 1 should think you would have more
respect for me — for j'our family. I suppose the next thi g
you will be running away and getting married T*
" Now, papa, I don't think you have any right to say
these hard things of Joshua and his mother. You know
you are only talking that way to bear yourself talk.
Joshua is earning an honest living and laying up money, and
they are all very comfortably provided for. As for my run-
ning away 1 have not the slightest idea of doing it, because
I have the idea, father mine, that when he is ready and I
am ready, that Mr. Ebenezer Jones will be ready. Now
there's a good papa, go down to the office and try and
keep cool, as it is going to be a warm day, and it won't
pay you to heat yourself up so early in the morning."
" Well, I guess it is time I was going down to the office.
Have you been behind the scenes all this time, mother, as'
to how things were going on ?" turning to his wife.
*' I was not m^de a special confidante about Kate's love
affairs," replied Mrs. Jones, who had discreetly kept aloof
from the conversation, '* but I knew Kate was visiting
Mrs. Bangy, and I did not think theiewas anything wrong
in it. 1 am sure she is a good, religious woman, and there
are many places Kate could go that would be much worse
for her than there."
" Yes; I see you «vomen are Ica.ued together on this
thing. I am not. prepared to say just at present what I
fihall do,' and finishing his coffee, Mr. Jones arose from
the table and shortly left the house for the office.
Joshua had been back to the office about a week and
was beginning to g(t settled down to actual work again.
J iicie la no uOuOt inai ciic urai lev* uajro uucr a vacu.iiv*n
are not productive of as much work hs when the indi-
\idual has his thoughts and mind fully centred on his
I •
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AS A REPORTER.
141
occupation Joshua found it so in his case. He had been tied
down so closely to office work for the past three years
that the short v-.cation had created a feeling of unrest.
He was surprised to receive m his mail, one day, a
letter from Mr. Jones. That gentleman appeared to be
in an awful stew with the office affairs. I he following is
a copy of the letter, and Joshua's surprise on receipt ot it
can be imagined ^
m m^y i^^^MPtowN, AUG. 5, 18—
Friend Joshua, ^ r i. n -tu
I regretted exc.edln,'ly n.thavin, had the plea.^re of a taUc w^h
vou when you were here la.t week. T munt acknowledge that things ao^e
notJlingon just, as smoothly in the office a. they were when you and
vourTend Spuds Sheldon were here Mr. Muffins i«thinkmg o going
Lrsorotier hu^iness. a.d I h.ve often great <^^^^fy^l,l^^lll^_
local work done to suit me, having often to do it myself. JDon t you sup-
pose we might be able to make some arrangement by which you cud
comeTn^ftakea p.rt interest in the budnes. You know enough
rutittodefcermineln your own mind whether t would ^^y^y^Ilonr
this and besides you would be to a ceHain extent mdependent, and your
own master; that is if there is any such thing as -^^P-^-- ^ *^ J
world. I think it would be a good opening for you. You m:ght thmk it
over and drop m^ a line at your earliest convenience.
Respectfully yours,
Ebenbzer Jonks.
'^.S. If you could induce your friend Mr. Sheldon to come on with
yo«andt.kec'iageofth3me3hxni.al managament of the paper^I have
uo doubt he would b3 a 'jreat acquisition aad a^sintanoe. ^.. J.
After consulting with Spuds and taking a few days for
consideration our hero returned the foUpwing answer :-■
GtoBE Office, Boston, Av^. ^'Uh 18"-^,
Ebenezeb J()NE8, Esq.,
Tlio ba3fs on which any nagotiation could take pl.ce would he
that you will give your sanction to your daughter Kate becommg v^ wue,
• r 1.1. „ ,».«■ in,iu 5a fitrrftfiable. of oourse.
if the young lady is agreeable, of course.
llesuectfuUy yoars,
AT
Joshua. Bangs.
.i^[ ii«iiii«_wniii»nlW'*llWPJWl'i>"!W*'
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II)
^'^WWWcli ^flef a few days h^^idliM the (mvAng
laconic reply :
JosHCA Bangs, Esq.,
Tm blessed if I dn !
EbESKEEB JONFS.
Our hcro*8 answer to this was equally as^ brief and
expressive : — ?! ^^
Globe Officb, Boston, Avu, t^nd 19r~ ■..
E.^loNB'H, Esq.,
You'll be blesaed if you don't.
yours, &;o.i
Joshua Bangs.
To this short and delicate effusion our hero received no
reply. The idea of returning to Swamptown was not very
heartily endorsed by Spuds, and it was well seeing his
attraction was now in Boston.
One day, as Joshua was attending to his duties in the
office, the door opened and a female of the ** last rose of
summer" variety entered without knocking, and strode
across the room to Joshua's desk. '1 he city editor was out
at the time, and cr hero was alone in the office. Hfe took
a hasty glance arounu *o see if there was any opportunity
to dodge out, but she had taken up a position between him
and the door, and there did not appear any way out of the
dilemma. It was not very often that menribers of the fair
sex gv^ so far up in the building as his fiat, and this also
was a surprise to him, 'J'he age of the lady in question
was like X in the formula — an unknown quality, with the
difference that it would have been a great deal harder to
find out. It was undoubtedly on the uncertain side of
forty. She had that vinegary cast of countenance which
has always been associated with old maids, but why we
have been unable to discover.
* l*ray be seated," observed Joshua, as his visitor did
AS A BEPORTER.
m
not make any effort to take a chair. . It was not necessary
for her to explain her mission ; he ctuld see "Woman's
Bights" written in hold letters in every line of her face.
She drew a chair over in front of our hero's des^, comj
pletely barring his way to the door, and seating herself,
said : ,
*• Young m;m- what do you consider to be woman s
sphere in life ?" and she braced herself back in the chair,
folded her arms and looked intently at Joshua.
" I beg pardon ?"
" I think I iipoke plainly enough, sir ; but I will repeat.
What is your idea as to the sphere woman should occupy
in this world?"
*« Well, madam, 1 really never gave the subject the
amount of thought a&d consideration its extent and depth
* require, and I am therefore not in a position to give
an intelligent answer to the question"
" Intelligent— intelligent answer -do you suppose I am
idiotic enough to think I can get an intelligent answer on
this great question from one connected with the press,
least of all from a stripling like you? No, far from it, far
from it ; but you are young, and I may do some good. I
may instil thoughte iti your mind which may grow and
yield in after years a rich and abundant harvest. Verily,
I have come at a most opportune time, at a time when my
labors will not be in vain, or my words scattered to the
winds. Young man, 1 am here to do you good. My
labor is a labor of love."
*• 1 am very busy just now, can't I induce you to drop
in some other time, and I shall be pleased to take the
dose in any forfti you may prescribe."
"Young raan, you seem endowed with a more thati
ordinary intellect, but never fall into the habit of procras-
tinating. It will be your ruin, your downfall if yon do
He who puts off what can be done at the present never
s^..»»f.po K^ttrnn.il thf* lower strata. I never procrastinate.
Joshua saw that he was in for au " ear-iull," as he
IH
smAmmK
remarked afterwards tp ?puds, so he: leaned V>iick ia his
tafft'fi%f'if,.pbi#sime. ^-. . ,^ .,,^. , -^. , ...f: ^,,,.vi ,..»,. ,
* «**'Wefl.*ttik*l!n,fpy6u wfsH mrto tul you sorne Pt niV;
;j--il^^r„i.il** ii*.>*«v^>^7AVJ>l \ ,1.^^.-00:0 ..Q f
the am'o\irit df th?6ii^hf__.„-...^,-,,,^,-^ -,.,,- ,
Jiave al Ways y^^tf df the I'd^a l^bat woman s true sphere in
life was' in; making home the sweetest, purest, loveliest and
mb^t ^njoy^afele pf^q^ itf ttie: wliol^ wprld, \J^^^ ^^^ ®^'^^y
energy and thought shoulH''f)e fevbted'to'fit ^nd qualify
herself "by that higher "education, thaj, Mo^l^fj l^powledge,
that her famiVy might loolc' up to jieV; and say ''rnqther' with
all the reverence, IbVe^andj respect that ngjine should call»
fbl-th^ 1 nray hkve what sbihe1fia4«*tic8~which evi^p to you
may appear a's puritan td^as oh this subject, but 1 ,ai^ not
a sympathizer Viththe^* Wbnian's Eights' movement when
it takes the direction of extending the franchise to that sex.
While my feelings are strongly with ':he women in tha
manygdod arid laudable' effjrts they are making to purify
tho moral tone of the community, I can never sympiithize
wiih those ranters who make a practice ot disparaging our
eex, howling against the impurity of the time, and the degen-
eracy of the world in generai I grant for the sake of
argument— if we are going into this thing in the way of
an argunienf— that woman is endowed with just as high
an order of intellect as man, and is just as competent and
able,.a8 f'lr aS ability is. concerned, to give an intelligent
vore'on any' gi^eSt giie^tion befbie the country, and I have
peen women who were eminently qualified to hold any office
in the gift 0! tlie c6untry,'^ut these last we must ackriowh^dge
to be,e^c6{itiona! cases. tJpon cojisjcleration, I dpn*t know
but that in ma% instances they are rnuch more unbiased, a,i)d
less apt to be irifluenced by mercenary motives than the^so-
called lords of creation. Now, as regards the liquor trathc ;
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that is a question I have ftlwayi thought woman should
have a voice in, because they ar^ mere directly interested,
probably, than in any other of the great political questions.
Some how the word ^ politics ' does not sound, to me, in
harmony with the word * woman.' I have heard it argued
by some that » christian now-a-4ay9 cannot be a poU^cian
-^that he has got to give up one or the other>^church or
politics. If this is so with reference to the sterner se||
huw much more would it be true of the gentler and nsbore
tractable sex. My opinion of this /Woman's £ight§'
question is that as a general thing it is all Sto .litot»' «a«« Si ^oii»*f >
..rAxtl-h^^Mfth -^^^^^^-^^^^ ■ ■■■■■„' - , -,
So that, as Laid, the inflil«i«e wiW^ fo^ttd Wf^
potent foe. giM>dr^»riieii Ug^nM hmne, ^t^m^^
ef war inther rfaoe^^llwi^l you tlanl^ ^«t after ^U, you
couWdo a great deal more good by end^n^rw^ to bring
yoiii^iniiiewi^oii^ ^^«^i'!r^^!^JT^'^^
kt^ §mmet ^^ptertng -your tek irf prml^ Uo%l
^n tMBkyt)»iJiT«*«o» fii#Bf«^ tiitn70lit»k« a4?«^»r
!^Sb« arose ^wly and offered hei hand to Joshua, r 'M
i«itt gamnr. There is not «u«^ «^ i» fT a^^'I!!
you I see as you bave beeu pnmed before hand. I my
ia» inigaui to see ytm,'* and before he could hardly
realize the fact ai«^»a« g«ie. ^., , . ^ ,„^^
A Httle l«trr m the afternoon while condensing uome
fteiegraphic notes, he was interrupted by ,tbe .^B9?ftvag
EdHor who lounged in, amdsing a^cifar./ - ^ -^^ ^^ ^'
Taking the city editor^s chair and placing bis feet op the
. de«k, he leaned back aad remarked to Joshua :--r ;
- ectfngi >Meati-^B}eiH»>~^ell I guess he
wat. J^b'stttrli^jl' mi^t^aTriieett^i^^ a yard tome-
thing like his. Aboiit eyeryt^dy 1 llttow disliked him.
Hare vo% got that- doWfcl^^m 'm:i' ,f^->- l^m ^UtU ^B-
'^^*' All j^i^l?/ Bob, iHiit %a» itd mil^at0Qi0mi^^mm
^it depriv«#tliJs^l^otiii bf ^is^^ivordiy intiiei,''ii»mMi»d
loih^a ai^%e l^r^^fi^ -tt^ kkt^^peodl preparatory to
finishing the' article^' ■ \ '--■■"•'• ' -??!'. 5?;'-r ■—'■>^'::.-
^ -'That is |he most comical part of It^Th^ did duffer
was choked'' to death ' wliiie endeavoring to mnillow. a
toagh pieee of steaks I itippost^ it wat tke first wisce «C
meat he had eaten this year, and it so surprised hit thfoat
that it ftHTgot to fulfil 'ita i natural fanetioiia^ .-^ Hatnral
fuiicttons are good w<>r€byJo8b^ better work .Ibnmi'in soMie
h&iv.^ »*i-^;;.f- fSiLi-..^.x; r^san;;/'! /i--! '^-"if-H rrw «« -ssf. J', i^.v-j;'
" Alf ffgfit, t*v«f goC fh«t dwfn wfa«t ^^nrai, raflllio
have any wife or children or any relatives P u ' ;
'* He had a wife but she got a divorce sotaie years ago
as she could not live with hisa, he would nave starved her to
death. He had a number of children too,' bat ^leyolU
took a hand for themselves as soon as they were able to
enter the game. It he has any relations, they do not show
up much ; the report of his rocks may bring them though.
Got that downr
•* Yes, well what'eUef*- •■''■ h :.u w.ti-ruff unr n,.. .-i
"His politlml career is not as claw it HanltnV record.
He was a man who never^ could be induced to vote for less
than five dollars and all the rum he could drink, which
was no small quantity. Party was no object §o long as he
got the money and rum. Got that down f* 4 ;
"Allrightl well?" .jt^Rair,. *'
«* It's not worth while roiAing it too extendei^, you can
end up by saying that everyone will be glad to learn Ai»t
* he has * kicked out.' When yon get that down you can
^ read it over to me. and 1 will see whether she trots akng
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Kyi
smoothly, and how 7 can do an " over the line " articJe.
By the way we ought to have a dU|»lay heading to it,
i'W Fa6sed in his check*," how would that d©, m again -4
" In at the Finish r Just use your jijidgnient ahout those
headings hat I think them awaiy up." ^ i -^
«• S»7 1 aHi^t you going to read that oirer»fe6 «a t ' as enf
hero started as if to put it in the copy dmwer.
«« Oh, certainly I di^'t^iok you partieulwly cwrcd
»bou» hearing it." ^ ^ i^
ANOTHBJE PEOMINian' CITIZEN OONIL
"^i
rrrrt^R'
■%
0»« e{6uvinoitrw{Met«4otiis«»a, Mr,3»hn Bjoklapd, w&oR»«ifui«^ftiid
pMIaatVoi4c lurtw* w*# w«ll known to ikoMvlth whom he caflW itt »Ujr
eontMst, dejiirt** tb^ l*fe thii Tuoraing. Th« circumitanow ot hia duniM
is6de the thook &« moit sitei^g »nd mort wstvere to tlioM ^W had iw«B
him in the full Mg6r :U
"So yon arc going to borrow the paper rbu read iii"
'•A grtmt Was the odly aiiswor he received. .. ^
■•'«Do you know,*' observed Joshua. elev^^iugTifl fdtjfe on
a cnair near, and tilting back in Iii.«i 8(^t -•♦ du yon \^m
tUit I think that a man who will borroM- a paper to read
'■?p^
rp'r. OUR JOSHUA
,hen he is perfectly aUe to bny one. is so '*'««r^*«
Hb^M- ^mi» Ms «oi»lB »va w«Mu^ out hi. teeth.,
when theyaiB ai*» to ilonUni^ .A-;/^^ *°r *v„,?^
•"^ff rt:£» toSiiS? few*
1. m^nt 18 a^nftWirai e>eju»w»' *« TS^riai I'll tell im. . A
wiin.iM& ^ r?"" . ? 1 f|. I V ^^ Jii^o 'kdr ' « That IS wm mv»uwlc
in ais oounky.' lematked that f "'^"^'M.'^i'™. ',Jd
.visitor. < You Make *I*P«^«l'?«^ Sfott^' So
Tto owhiei informed him aftorwards that WJ'*'*"^
S^e^wa stairs and paid «'««"^«"^""J^ ^p^pS
^Tat.c«. mthbnt saying a word, and had had m» p»P»
■^£h.a been*.^*^ -^ -nt^ *^'^
was having a pmtty. hard time to "^^i.^^'^^j^ter.
officii. Kate had kept him P"*'?^^" ^nin hi. to^tive
and ttinain gfJneral as they ^«" /T* "" ^ §,. J,tes
' febce andfee was +ery sure he wotfld heai ttom mt.
^C?W'«"™t„ -rfe was therefore not surprised wUeu «W
. #ivXKe ii:^lett«r fro«thatge«tlo»an..- ,
>t .luoh >'
kS 1 EEPORTEB.
f roil
a. 9^
xcite-
roubie
ft wi^
i^i..,>. So
of all
up.**
tor had
year in
LB paper
.war:
f. Jonei
) lU^ die
inattera
[g liatiTe
[r. Toxies
« iMHI qftwn
JHB not M bii«k M f kairo fite m ^'•itpt |{<»^.^ aO^ f}i*^tMaMm U hoih.
enng m vwy mA, tUa s^iftg/tiM'S^^M^iijriaM t^'iWiitli^it
▼•ry loBg if ibMw itwHtk lit-nir iaA# t | i i i ^ ^-^ riU«iteii%yyrfii:^W^Ii«
lMtt«r ft good deal o< %^, mmI aafymi aa^lKAMlMKri i | y iiM i tlT * — dq y p
your HiHids to j(^ fortte«| ia tbi. f t|(«r8^ «•» '"'^^il^ **^ iftnMl . •fnungf-
loent by viiieh yo« couUl oopifi ,J|«ni"|ttd )§^vff 1^. jeipt of tl^ letter over and deter-
mined to have a talk with Sj^uds ahout it tliat night.
He had oonoluded to hroach.the subj^pt to that i]ige of the imnwaftal poet, 'stiU
yo^.a^,; this
fluttejwg, strnggbug and imprisoned spirit beatii the bars
o^ ii^ ||(»1^D^ cage, disdains the silken fetter ; it will not
dose its eyes a^ foW its Vings ; as if time wewi not swift
«(nougb. its swifter fchougbtB outstrip its mpid flight, and
onward, cuiwwd do Uiey wing their way to the distant
mountftkis^'to ithe fleeting elouds of the future, and yet I
know tbi^ ere long, wearv and waywois-. and diguppointed.
they slaaH return to nestle in Uie bosom of the p««V"'j and
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Joshua after this d«cIafiiatoiy ^ffort^ leaiied hack ji hir'
chaw^witha teog atatm fikoe, and' # Mtt§$^ wfeV^ W filS '
handg-'^i \-^ 7:-:'-^rWiyiX ^!>:i; t'l'^^t/yrf.-; F .ut^tf/i^ ^i;w i fcja JaI'^
thepresenfe^ U^:^mfs'&mil^W^^^ym^ ^g^tlki--^^
haok to soiiielMag te^ttffet. *^- tm is#il«bget!^i^ tik)- s^ijjt <
for us to be gbmg aiw»ftd4^irff 4d^ Kk^Wj lae 4!fer'
un-happypossesBor (^iai&^**^""'^^'- ^^feow 1 5fu;'t,aoo bn.«
I" So you wajife ti^ iiAvkJe, eh,»* 6b8eift<6a t^ l&ro.
throwing back ^ leoat^'aiid fUdhg his thtiikhB itf Hi© arm
holes of hwTesti « Well, I s«ppo«d if yolr hi^ ifeftlly
made ,itp your mifld t& the dk^iffi(ser' &i^^ i»^(PMto*l
could say that wauld chatige your iWitiSTf Mt Bm^i Ay
boy, marriage b^ttgBgfeat ^ei^t^ibmt^-^^^tei^toyi-
bilities. For a per*m df y6W ^bi« ii^d^ ^iti't tklfe cAt6
of himtelf yet, it i* «»)ti&hifl[g «^ o^^lA^^tes
efforts intayi&g^tb 4ke (^"bf i^^ ^Spilda^%i?^ ^
really tho^^thismatAerroveriiJg^^yr^^^^ tm'xokn )m
*i?*See here, J^wh, now let UJ oft thi^ tf&kalfeii^; iHiVl^
getting her t» look aftiprine ? %6tt te^ 1^ VHii ^
toiemam with me ftt\«i^y», and- I think I #ee iign^ ofk
dissolution of our common interests in the htfitioilet^ti no w*^
so you see I must look out Icir BftySelt''' C^ « I ' "
** Well, rfpuda, if you have really inadM 1i|i tett¥ filfti^ fe^'
that course, I suppose the only thing for m^ to ■ d5Wt(J '
assistyon out of it as Well as possible. ! riitist saythiift ih^^
think Eliza will make you a good wife— in fact « good'dfi^- •
better than ymi deserve, but then thet^ a^enw A •'fi^iilf '^
about good wives getting p&or husband«, »t* t suppose thfi^;
is only carrying out the established ralel I reoeiired iel/^
letter from Mr, Jones feo-day; hena It i^ iPeAd it di^e* HxtS'^
see what you think of it anyway," iiwd Josihua jphxltioed*'
the letter and handed it to Spuds to p«*ug(e. *
" Well, Spuds, what do ywi «iittk'<|f tfee' proposition f
as his friend finished reading tiie 9pi^te: "«T)o you thlnl^^^
we ^m eniof oijirnBlvAfl as wnl! sjo^ &'aw>itit!*e t^^^ipu i^ a |3fiQ|t imjMjrt^^ factor;'
ir/o<|^ 1 4<»^'tJiipL0Wf Joflt; up|o^, w^ wouldnAlike to
«ayrw^hoi|tiiybi^!>i^ i%mm xWh9f( 4o ;^p|i 8*y to p^lliag
ag Mutasitid «4l (iC^tt^<4Wli8W^'te%'f tog^^t^^^^ As. aha
is going to 1»* aiknt pijr|BeP4^ tliiafiri»^ be jjif^t
V '« Alfc r^fe^ Spjids, saak ^ a|> ; thei Vj^r/iluiig J was
going to propose."
' MliEi ^ir««^<«ttid lip im^ tWofifer laid l>ef^^ her. She
WA# iBtpftrtioakT about reaidiag iur Boston, in ,£»^ she
rl%i^ l^yoted th4 idea of the change ; 6q» after talking the
tilfiftterov^ and sifting it thorougWy^k was decided that
Jx^^ua should write to Mr. Jones and see on what ternda
he ^otildl^e willing to dispose, of the office. The next
dajf tji^t ifero wrote to that gautlemm asking for particula^d.
fh'it©^ diys he recaved an answer which was qnite
iStilfictoTy tothe "syndicate" which now included Miss
EUia, and it was decided to accept Sir, Jones* offer. The
iie3^ thitig to do was to lay the matter be&ro the city
e^itoi wliich Josiua did the naxtmorniQg. He e?:plained
to that genttenian how his mother had been very lonely iii
hiVahseiice and that he had^ it impossible to induce
li^vtq rempye ffOlttSwamptown; that Spuds and his young
l|4y >S^e^^ to ;^ have a change of air, as the close
jx)i^finement was materially reducing that young gentle-
i^ijapt's. weight, and thfit individually he saw in this the
.^CQppOTtunity of settling down and in bringing about the
consummation, ivl the way Qta, wedding between himself
and Kate, which he had bean striving for so long.
L Ai" So Joshua, ^ou think of leaving ^B ; of going out and
ifgoulcjUftg public ihoiight a«d opinion. We shall all be
Slurry tojose you, my boy.. ^M always remember in your
^Jpu^nal^ic.ca^iBer that true greatness consisis in doing
_ what dfif ery^ to be wrijteu^ meriting what deserves to
I ^ read, and ip n^^ng mankind better ayid^ happier
fVora yoUr having lived. Ut course you shoiud foov at
> ihi«|,frgi5i|^ypur own standpointjkud decide #hich will be
"
^-m
u
'
tbu
inllulnefe ybii'm your ^ d^idil/ ' ¥btt%aS ii^ ^tsr Jrou
like e^itmg a pstpbr M ycmr Mve ^^lAc^fibd if jsou do
h>t; il^nd it as satisfactotv Wy6tiifln*^
firtd an otiefiing on te &^6#i*^t4ii| feryo^* ,. w'
Joshua expressed his deef^t thitokS; fo^ the wktor*
klMiiea^: Md made the ti^c«8^y anii^pSnwnte toMve
oa the following Mwiday. ^ Q^^
That «vMittg tti
had made all the necessj^ry pr^i^ratioflff to r^xyf ^^t^
which would consist as our >hfa:<3> r^niarjt^ ^^urci^ijaH
boys with tin whiatlefi^ o% tfee mt^arf di^pif ii^gL^f ^
mai^ic as the boat wJ^ the h^?|iy couple a*fii^.^#»v^
ha^ been the recipidat of a vo^vi^iAoua,oM» pf wedlock, and
until they could together selecfi and furnwti |heti^ home
to suit their . tiste; Jkir. .^ones )iad advocated this
course, who, now th^t h^ had given Jiis. sanctiOti to thejr
union, appeared desirous ol attwwpg for Aiiy , liikewarm-
ness in tlie p^t. Ho had m«de it a point to call npon
Mrs. Bang^ a^d talk over the matter \i^lth hef, and had
his wife invite that lady up to the house to spend^the
day so tliat all could have a betterOppprtuhity of getting
well acquainted, as he remarked.
The reporters on the Globe with whom Josh\m had
been thrown in daily contact during tlie past foui* yeAts,
clubbed together and tendered hfti a «oraj)Hiraent«»ry
" lunch in a Sfltaurant near by, W 'irlit^the w>h<3^ «^^
of the Gf^o6^ were invited: Sp&wsTie^ Were lii^'de e^pihteism^
the regret felt atjiis leaving the iofl|Ce. find hopCS for Ji»
futiireprospenty' ' ' ^.
Joshua made 4 fiireMfeil call on Mr. Selwin and ma
M
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1?'
JOSHUA
sticcseSs in Hi^ %'6'W.
the
eorry
th^ €^dbe. Mr. Soii&s
famttirr'a*^ liJt^lMtt^djI^ tW^>?tttl^)PW^lke nature of tl
wHd}wifent ^owrti to the depot
^ , ,. |;kmy]^d la itSi^fwP^^
Joa«6 itttf^El&liiid liift ; K^^ Psy ir^i^tai diiven
/^teheti oihis :ex{>eria[ic& on
_^ i in hw ^ovtlb. betn connected
with a city 4aihr, and these reminiscences cfdled to his
mind thd ttHies ne h«Wi, ^o/ed "^ nejvapaper work. He
alito recotitttfed a number^ his youthM exploits, after
which as it 1W gettinigqui^ late i^ the eveitiinff» Joshu*
>!i,nd hk mother, accQtnttanied to the door by Mr. Jones and
Katev retired to their bparciing house wi4^ was a few
lilocks awav' '' "'' ■ *^^
In the morning Joshua called around at the J')^ oflico
and h«wi a Ibng conversation with M?:. Muffins before Mr.
Jones gotaround. Mr. MuMns' eye-pight was failing him
greatly i>f late, and he feared he was straining Vm eyes by
working tdb much at the case ^ night. He had concluded
to open a grocery and provision store, and he was only
ws^ting for Mr. Jones to get some one to take liis place
before doing so. He wa^ much pleased to seeourheroj
and expressed the belief th^i he would do well with the
office, which only 'reijuirc * yirorkin*^ up ' to bo a good pay-
ing! pfop^tV:^^^, -ff '■.!'' "^~ ■■■ , V . . : '
Wh^ Mr. Jon^ ,:. '..iljiv «■- '■■■
Wl
After safcisfacfcorilv getting fcjiiiiffli ,mto linQ ft^ reg%^d»
the office, Joshua cifled upon M^.!Bli©l!a^^, Sp\icU fiktber,>
and informed him of the aiTa,pgemept ti^Jftiljf^
fjr he and Spiids; to take the Era, aiiclfTf^ *&! tU son
was shortly to be married an^ 6ome oa,to ^m^ia^j^^,f^yr^
Spuds had not kept up A very 9
And now we are arriving near ^le clpae o£, pu¥ shdrt '
story. Very little more remains to b-e iAL Qn ie first. <-
of the monfcn Spuds arrived ^th his bricle tpad was met r
at the boat by all the friends. Mr. Sosm threw bif
aouse opeii ou ihv occaiiou, and a number of tlie iiidmaj|€4^rt;
"• " * yj *** ' * "* ** " j ' ? '*'''^'sfesg#*gy**'*'"'**^
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kiuiwi^niani^cvimnoiil^rft^ i^gltled
iQjout^iwd ifionlbr iift^ this amolW ki|^H»nt Qvmt
with Miss KAte: The chrettmD^ tciok fliiW at Jlr. ^ones'v
rend«iuar«iit a»uit»d ilie lnidB ioolE!Bd>" pm^ty lovely/'
aiidi«^ the yjtiapitifni^^J
fMofaMtthohi^^tianr iiiaia #itt dottbtb^s not ^l satis-
i^ ti]il6i&^%^^«w.whill thabiide wore Oa the hspfiy
oecMlMni:} r^Mr^^r Jdaet awd'^t®' d|qf dowra deep inUi his
pw^t h*bk to^Bjeet^ihe fec|)^fi^ trou»4ef«ij Imt
i4^lie mi^ hi^ gnkiietliii\^mte l» ©erer ^«»s
h««rdi td limfiior ki pi^^ i«- *he
midee^i)^ th«i weddltig gn^ the brides eosiume aB foiiows.
and of coui-se the fashion«dltoi? on that paper must bay©
been correct and we would not undertake to gainsay his
statements. " The bride wore a white brocaded satin
with a fan jdaited front, and embellished with flounces
of rich Newport lace, with a bertha of same and a
bouquet of natural Jacque. rosea , upon the corsage, gold
ornaments, and the usual thing in the way of orange
blossoms and veil. She held in her hand a magnificent
bouquet of natural flowers as also did the brideg-maid«."
The happy couple took the boat for Caneville, and
from thence the train to Boston, where Joshua and his
fair bride spent a pleasant week in visiting the friends
he knew, and the places which had become so familiar
to him while attached to the Globe. After a two weeks
tour they returned home and took possession of the little
cottage they had fitted up.
The "oldest inhabitant" was heard to remark after-
wards, that the charivari whidh was given the young
couple on the night of their return, beat anything he
ever saw in that town.
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The band serenaded thsm in the svsnii^ aid wp^ m
vited, alon^ 'VP'itb «mfimiMr of thpaewlu^ were a^acted _
by the ma«ic, into the house, when Ifis.. Joshuft Bangsij
presided with the qaost becouiii^gmce over ih» luinivies 4
which were so lavishly '^spemod txi Hie httngry wd« ,
^his ends the experiause of< ^^Oxju^ikxmvAi'AM: a Be-
peBTER," he now fills the editodal chair of the J^^ where;
We shall leave him fot^ the tuRei^t. v ; ,
In writir^ this ^lort JMEetd^ iilmnhe&h iimeademvowi
as raudh as possible to por^yi^K9)iou'iHi^tire.vIii^iiCir^:
ingo^er what has been wnttea we see iio^ fiu:^ w^
come frottt the reed m our humble efl^t iikhas^bei^t
\^sefy said that each liaibaa^llfe is afei^til leathern thkiil
a s>»mc«t| that it kM inf^n^^ fiMe« Aatl) that eat^ fi«»Mo«»»>
to him who sees iti^ a completf 11&; azid yet ap^^tlie &ce8
forin but a part of^^^e^one; ISfe whose de^s are ecoicaalirv
ed from sight Only -nhen w» make theiieffbric ddi wcf
discover how little we kiio#, haw Uttdbl v« cia^ j^teoe^oax
paper of that great problem-^lift^'-^- '.:■ ^. s>ff> ?.f--fT^''v; \t J-,;;^j
THE end:
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