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Entered according to Act of Parliament of Canada, in the 
 year one thousand eight hundred and seventy-three, by 
 John A. Phillips, in the office of the Minister of Agri- 
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 IN GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF MANY KINDNESSES 
 
 RECEIVED DURING ♦ 
 
 A LONG ACQUAINTANCESHIP, 
 
 AND IN THE EARNEST HOPE OF FUTURE FAVORS. 
 
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PBEFACE. 
 
 It is the customary thing to apologise for writing a 
 
 )k. I don't want to apologise. If I have written 
 inything needing apology I am unconscious of it ; 
 rhen I am it will he time enough to apologise. What 
 
 want to say is, that I have not aimed very high in 
 this volume, and I hope I have not struck very low ; 
 
 have simply tried to write a few amusing tales suit- 
 ible for the Christmas fireside, containing nothing 
 loffensive and some things which might be conducive 
 Ito good morals; if I have succeeded in that I am con- 
 tent ; and I only hope that everyone who reads what 
 I have written will be content also. And that is just 
 why I have written this preface. I would like to 
 know whether my readers are pleased or not; and, 
 therefore, I am going to take a liberty. I ask every- 
 one who reads this book to send me his or her candid 
 opinion of it to my Post Office address, irfox '704J, 
 I Montreal. 
 
 It will not give much trouble, and it will not cost 
 much — only one cent by post card — and it will afford 
 
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 PREFACE. 
 
 me great gratification to get criticisms from the 
 people who read the book, fit I have pleased them I 
 should like to know it ; and if I have made a fool of 
 myself I should like to be made acquainted with the 
 fact, so as to save me from further folly./ y^ 
 
 JNO. A. PHILLIPS, 
 Montreal; 1st December, 1873. 
 
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CONTENTS. 
 
 [preface 5 
 
 ITHOMPSON'S TQRKEY 9 
 
 ITHE CHRISTMAS ANTHEM 43 
 
 THE POLICEMAN'S CHRISTMAS 63 
 
 OUT OF THE GUTTER 105 
 
 JONES, THE LAWYER. 131 
 
 JOUT OF THE SNOW 191 
 
 I CHRISTMAS IN THE FLIES 211 
 
 I POETRY:— Z 
 
 A Christmas Prayer 239 
 
 Dreamland 240 
 
 The Old Folk's Christmas 241 
 
 Music ' 244 
 
 Ghosts on the Window Pane 246 
 
 The Child's Grave 247 
 
 God in Nature ' 249 
 
 The Dying Child 261 
 
 The Factory Girl 253 
 
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 THOMPSON'S TULvKEY. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 HOW THOMPSON OOT THE TURKEV 
 
 It wasn't Tli.mpsovi's fault. 
 
 I lake this the earliest possible opportunity, to 
 •j^ivo it as my free, candid and disintorostod opinion 
 that it wasn't Thompson's fault. I am quito well 
 uware of the fact tliat there were ])eople before the 
 time who said it was Tlionipson's fault; I am qui(o 
 well aware of the fact that there were people at the 
 time who said it was Thompson's fault; lam quite 
 well aware of the fact that there were people after 
 the time who said it was Thompson's iault; I am 
 quite well aware of the fact that there are people who 
 even to the present day maintain that it was 
 Thompson's fault; but 1 never did believe it was 
 Thompson's fault, and 1 neve" will. 
 
 The fact is Thompson couldn't help it. 
 
 1 know very well there were people at the time who 
 said that Thompson could have helped it ; I know very 
 well that there wore people alter the time who said 
 
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 Thompson could huvo helped it; I know very well 
 there are people now who still assort that Thompson 
 could have helped it ; hut I never did believe Thomp- 
 son could help it, and I never will, 
 
 And, after all, what was it thfit people said Ava>| 
 Thompson's fault ; and what was it that people said 
 Thompson could have helped doing? 
 
 Why, getting married ; that was all ! 
 
 I never could see, and I never will see that it was 
 Thompson's fault to get married; other people do i(j 
 why shouldn't Thompson ? I never could see, and 1 
 never will see that Thompson could have helped it; 
 other people can't help it, and why should Thomjxson ? 
 
 And then everybody wanted to marry WiniiiJ 
 Dumsic, why shouldn't Thompson ? But, \Yinnie — her! 
 name was Winnetta, but we always called her Winnio 
 for short — didn't want to marry every bod}- she didn't 
 oven want to marry me, although I was ready and 
 willing to marry her several times over if necessary: 
 she didn't want to marry old Flailflax, the wealth) 
 linen draper, although he did own a big house on 
 the mountain side, and was reported to havr -3 mucli 
 money in the bank, that an extra vault had had to be 
 built on purjDose to hold it all ; she didn't want to mar]j 
 3'oung Grunter, the pork packer, although he was 
 always as sleek and smooth as if just freshly rubbed 
 with some of his own grease, and his father was said 
 to have left him enough money to pack every j)ig in 
 Canada, himself included ; she didn't want to marrj 
 
 lilli 
 
now THOMPSON GOT THE TURKEY. 
 
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 the Rev. Mr. Maypole, the new curate of St. Fashion- 
 
 ible's, although he was so upriglit, and dressed so nice- 
 
 I3-, and read prayers '^ beautifully" — so the other girls 
 
 !iaid — and gave the old women snuff to brace up 
 their nerves — the girls all said tliat was " so chai- 
 
 litable" — and did a thousand and one things which 
 lalways made unmarried curates so agreeable to the 
 female portion of the congregation of St. Fashion- 
 able's ; the fact is Winnie wanted to marry Thompson, 
 land she did it. 
 
 Young ladies sometimes will do such things, whether 
 Ithcir parents like it or not; and, therefore, as 
 Winnie had made up her mind to marry Thompson, she 
 did marry him, and I say it w^asn't Thompson's fault, 
 I and he couldn't help it. 
 
 There were other reasons why Thompson couldn't 
 help it. Winnie Dumsic was one of the sweetest, 
 most lovable little bits of femininity that ever set a 
 poor male mortal crazy ; she was so rosy, so joyous, so 
 artless, so natural, so piquant, so winning that nobody 
 could help loving her; I couldn't, how could Thomp- 
 son? 
 
 Then she and Thompson had grown up together 
 from childhood ; even when she was a little thing in 
 short frocks and frills round her pantalets nobody 
 could help stealing apples, and cakes, and sweetmeats, 
 and other things for her, and tearing their clothes 
 climbing for flowers to please her, and fighting each 
 other on her account, and wanting to kiss her and 
 
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 being too bashful to do it j I couldn't, and how coult 
 Thompson ? 
 
 She always looked to me like a lump of sugar, and 
 I was not at all astonished when Thompson put her id 
 his cup of life to sweeten it for all time ; I wasn't asl 
 tonished, but everybody else was. 
 
 You see this w^as the way of it. AVinnio was rich;! 
 oldDumsic, her father, was a large dealer in smallj 
 wares, pins and needles and such things, and a goodl 
 deal of money had stuck to old Dumsic's fingers by 
 the aid of pins and needles and such things. He was! 
 a proud man, was old Dumsic ; very fond of his only! 
 child, and very fond of talking of his " connections in 
 the old country" — Rumor said he had been a pot-boyl 
 in Dublin in his youthful days, but Bumor might have 
 lied as she very often does ; and everybody knows 
 that every Irishman, out of Ireland, is either an Irish 
 king, or the descendant of one. It has often struclij 
 me that kings in Ireland must have been very plenti- 
 ful at some time, and that they must have beenl 
 amongst the earliest immigrants, which would, ofl 
 coux'se, account for so many of their descendants 
 being found on this side of the Atlantic ; bo that as it 
 may, Dumsic was the lineal descendant of an Irish 
 king, so he said, and had a right to be proud, which| 
 he was, whether he had the right or not. 
 
 Being proud, Dumsic, of course, would not hear ofl 
 Thompson for a son-in-law, foi* Thompson was poor; 
 in fact, Thompson was only a clerk in old Dumsic's 
 
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 w coul(|Jtorc, and although Dumsicand Thompson's father had 
 cen great friends, and .Dumsic himself had been very 
 ;ar, amipind to Thompson since his father's death, still ho 
 it her iiM'ould not have dreamed of giving Winnie to him. 
 isn't as-| Nor was poverty his only objection to Thompson; 
 0, that mightliave bcenovercome; but it was Thomp- 
 as richjBon's name, that could not bo overcome, 
 n smallB You see old Dumsic had studied o*encaloi»ies and 
 a goodllerivations very deeply — that was hoAv he found out 
 g'ors bjBhat he was the descendant of an Irish king — and he 
 He waslnformed Thompson that his name was very plebeian : 
 lis onlyln fact, old Dumsic went so far as to say that there 
 tions ii»as no suci) thing as a Thompson with a p. lie 
 pot-boy irgued, and with considerable show of correctness, 
 liat the name, as a surname, Avas derived from the 
 hristian name Thomas, and had been originally 
 vritten Thomas' son, and applied to a younger mem- 
 )er of the family as indicating that he was a son of 
 he original Thomas ; that on the general adoption of 
 iurnames the apostrophe and one s were dro2)ped, 
 md the name written Thomason, which indue course 
 )f time had become changed to Thomson, or Tom- 
 ion; but Thompson — Avith a p — he looked on as a 
 )ase impostor of a name, and triumphantly asked 
 ' how did the p get in ?" 
 
 Of course, Thompson did not like to hear his name 
 ibused, and retaliated on Dumsic by telling him thitt 
 lis, Dumsic's, name was originally Drumstick, and 
 hat the r, t and k had got knocked out of the name 
 
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 at various stages of its transmission from the Irisl 
 king to the present owner; but that only made 
 Dumsic mad, and when Thompson told him that h( 
 loved Winnie, and asked his consent to their unioi 
 when he was able to support her — for he was a prom 
 fellow, was Thompson, and didn't want to marrj 
 Winnie for her money, but because he loved her 
 old Dumsic j)Oured out all the vials of his wrath, aiK 
 vowed that if she married Thompson he would cii 
 her off with a farthing, so that the p in her nanii 
 should not even stand for a penny. 
 
 That was a terrible time for Thompson ; of course 
 he lost his place in old Dumsic's store ; and, o 
 course, old Dumsic forbid his seeing or speaking t( 
 Winnie again ; and, of course, Winnie and Thompsoi 
 used to meet each other on the sly and vow eterna 
 constancy and all that sort of thing; and, of course 
 they used to write to each other every day, and I use( 
 to deliver the notes without old Dumsic suspectini 
 me — for he rather liked me and thought I was goin^ 
 to marry Winnie, but Winnie didn't love me am 
 did love Thompson, and although I liked Thompsoi 
 Very well, I didn't care to marry a girl who loved hin 
 and didn't love me. 
 
 Thompson soon got another place, but it was no 
 as good as the one he had lost, and the chances o 
 matrimony seemed further off than ever ; but thing! 
 are often nearest to us when they seem furthest off 
 It was summer when old Dumsic discharged Thomp 
 
 son, and 
 
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 son, and the lovers agreed to wait five years for each 
 other ; but, somehow as the cold weather came on, 
 and it was not so pleasant waiting in Viger Garden, 
 or Victoria Square to meet each other, both parties 
 suddenly changed their minds, and one morninir 
 jearly in December Thompson entered my office in 
 I a very excited manner and asked me to come and see 
 liim married. 
 
 Thompson and I were alwaj^s very friendly, al- 
 tliough we did love the same girl ; it wasn't his fault if 
 Winnie cared for him and not for me,so I couldn't blame 
 Thompson, could I ? So I went to see them married, 
 and gave away the bride, I did and I kissed her 
 next after Thompson, I did ; and it made me feel as if 
 a frozen poker had been run down my back when I 
 thouii'lit it was the last time 1 Avould ever kiss 
 her. But I didn't let them sec that I felt it, and 
 otfercd to take Winnie's note to her father asking for 
 forgiveness and deliver it in person. 
 
 It was as c'reat a refresher to me as a shower bath 
 to see old Dumsic get mad when I told him what liad 
 ha])pened; he turned so red in the fjice I thought he 
 would go off in a fit of apoplexy, and I half wished he 
 would, for I knew he had made a will leaving AVinnio 
 his heiress, an<] if he died right off he would not have 
 time to alter it; but he didn't know enough to die 
 decently, he must live to make himself disagreeable, 
 and so, after a while he recovered himself, and the 
 first thing he said was : 
 
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 I told liim tliJit possiMy he iiii<;lit ho eorrcctj hut 
 I did not think it polite to state it quite so plainl}-. 
 He did not mind that at all, hut repeated the ohnox- 
 ious expression ]U'efacing the word fool Avith a very 
 ohjectionahle adjective which made me so angry that 
 for a moment a desperate desire to seize him h}^ the 
 throat, choke him to death, and say he died of apo- 
 plexy on hearing the news, came over me; hut I 
 thought of the marks I should leave on the neCk, of 
 the coroner's jury, of a trial for murder, of a rope and 
 other unpleasant tilings, and stifling my indignation 
 contented myself with saying ''you're another." 
 
 But if I stifled my wrath old Dumsic didn't siifle 
 his; he raved terribly, and used shocking bad lan- 
 guage for so old a man ; he swore he would never 
 forgive Winnie, that he would drive Thomi)son to 
 despair, and so many more dreadful things, that I was 
 forced to leave him, and the old fool made a new will 
 that same day and took himself off on an express 
 train that night no one knew whither. 
 
 Poor Thompson had a hard time of it at first; his 
 salary was small, and Winnie had been accustomed to 
 so many luxuries that it seemed a shame to deprive 
 her of. But they both put their ,sho aiders bravely to 
 the wheel, and it was astonishing how well they got 
 on. Winnie would not hear of boarding, and deter- 
 mined to keep house herself. They got the upper 
 part of a house in a cheap and quiet by-street and 
 it was surprising how nicel}^ and cosily they fitted it 
 
 up, CO 
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 charge 
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 to pay 
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 lip, coiisiclci'iii*^ tluMi' liinlUHl moans. Tliompsou 
 always used to say that ho eoiihl never ha\'e done it 
 but for the timely aid of a kind friend ; but Thompson, 
 although a good fellow, is rather foolish on some sub- 
 jects, and sometimes talks about things that ho ought 
 not tQ spc[dv of to everybody.' 
 
 IIow^ happy they were; liow much they loved each 
 other, and how they cheered and helped each other 
 nobody knows better than 1 ; and nobody felt it more 
 than I did the first evening I spent with them and sat 
 by the fire crying, lialf with pleasure, half with pain, 
 like the great fool that 1 am, and swearing all the time 
 that it was a splinter from the crackling wood which 
 had flow^i into my eye and made it water. Very 
 happy and very contented they were, and very hard 
 Thompson worked to sustain his humble home. 
 
 He wasn't a fool, w^asn't Thompson ; far from it, 
 he was a clever sort of chap, and could do lots of 
 things besides wait behind a counter and sell ribbons 
 and things to young ladies. lie was a avoU educated 
 fellow, was Thoixipson, and could wn-ite poetry so 
 nicely that the girls were always wanting him to 
 write in their Albums ; and so, Avhen old Dumsic dis- 
 charged him, Thompson thought he would turn his 
 talents to account and he sent some of his writings 
 to the American papers, for the Canadian papers 
 were willing enough to publish, but very unwilling 
 to pay, and as Thompson was writing for bread and 
 butter he could not afford that kind of business. 
 
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 Very nice stories did Thompson write, and his now 
 de plume of "Phontoms" — anagram of Thompson, foi* 
 ho would stick to his name — soon got to be well known 
 and lilted. But at first he got very little pay for his 
 productions, and what he did get, added to his salary, 
 Avas scarce enough to keep Winnie and himself, even 
 with the exei'ciso of great economy. 
 
 It was about three weeks before Christmas that 
 they were married and commenced housckeej^ing, and 
 Winnie had set her heart on giving a " party" at 
 Christmas and askiiitr some of her old friends to come 
 and witness her triumphs of housekeeping; but it was 
 a great undertaking, and had to be calmly considered 
 and gone about in a serious manner. 
 
 Dinners are expensive things, and economical as she 
 tried to be, Winnie found that the plainest fare she 
 could afford to set before the half dozen friends she 
 had invited would make a deep hole in her scanty 
 purse ; and very little would be left to jn-ovide refresh- 
 ments for those who had been asked to come after 
 dinner and spend the evening. 
 
 "I don't see how I can manao'e it," said Winnie 
 pushing back her hair and loolcing r.p from a little 
 red book, in which she had been making some entries, 
 at her husband who was busy writing at the centre 
 table ; '' Do you think we could do without any dessert, 
 Charlie, dear!" I forgot to mention before that 
 Thompson's other name w^as Charles, but I suppose it 
 don't make much diflerence. 
 
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 *' Do without clcssort, darling ? well, it wouldn't look 
 very well for Christmas ; but you know best, if wo 
 can't afford it, don't do it. I have given you all the 
 money I have, and I wont run in debt; a man in debt 
 never belongs to himself, and I mean to belong to 
 myself if nothing else does." 
 
 *' Nothing else ?" inquired an arch voice, as a pair 
 of loving arms were wound round his neck and a 
 dainty little form threw itself into his lap with an 
 impetuous rush which sent all the papers flyiug. 
 
 *' Well nothing worth speaking about; of course, 
 you don't count now, you arc part of me, and the hiw 
 does not recognize you as a good and chattel." 
 
 ''But do you recognize me as a good? I don't like 
 to be called a chattel." 
 
 " The best good in the world to me ;" and then there 
 was a little joyous squeeze, ajid a great deal of non- 
 sense was said, and the ink bottle escaped being over- 
 turned on the new table cover by a miracle before 
 common-sense conversation was resumed. They were 
 very nonsensical people, were Thompson and his 3'oung 
 wife, and they were notj^et through their honeymoon 
 you must remember. 
 
 "But about the dinner, Charlie," resumed Winnie 
 presently. ''I've stretched the money as far as it will 
 go and if I have dessert there wont be enough for the 
 turkey ; we ought to have a turkey, oughtn't we ?" 
 
 "I suppose so ; people do generally have a turkey 
 for Christmas dinner; but if we can't afford it we 
 
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 miiHt, do witliout it. I wislj wc had the one I have 
 descrihcd in tliat Cliristmas story I senttollarpors." 
 
 *' Wc can't cat a turkey out of a Christmas story,' 
 said Winnie, sententious! y. '' Wc might as well try an 
 entire banquet out oC ' ^Plic 7\rabian Niglits' at 
 onco." ^ 
 
 ^' Then Phil" — Winnie always would ahbrcviato my 
 name somehow — '' and the otliers must be content with 
 roast beef and plum puddinij; I'm going to make a 
 phim pudding, Charlie, for it wouldn't be Christmas 
 without it." 
 
 ''Say you are going to try to make one, puss, but 
 don't expect me to cat an}' of it; I liave too much re- 
 spect for my digestive organs." 
 
 " Then you shan't have a bit of it, sir, for your im- 
 pudence, and Phil shall have thcAvholo of it." 
 
 " Poor Phil, I pity him,'' sighed Thompson with 
 mock concern for which he got the tiniest possible slap 
 on the ear and the sweetest possible kiss on the lips. 
 
 "Now then, puss, jump down and let me go on with 
 my writing," and so the turk(;y w^is dropped for the 
 time being. 
 
 But Thompson did not forget it; he thought of it 
 several times the next day, and determined to stretch 
 a point, if possible, and get a turkey if only to sur- 
 prise and please Winnie. 
 
 Luck favored Thompson, and two days before Christ- 
 mas he received a polite note from Harpers enclosing 
 a cheque for twenty-five dollars for the accepted 
 
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now TiioMvsox aoT the tuhkey. 
 
 21 
 
 Cliristmas story, and offering t(> purolm«o more of his 
 productions. 
 
 This was tlio hirgest sum lie had ever receivod tor 
 an article, and a proud man Avas Thompson as ho 
 walked into a neighboring broker's office and got his 
 cheque cashed. ''One ten and the rest in ones, it' 
 you please," said Thompson, thinking how he would 
 surprise AVinnie by presenting her with the turkey, 
 and then raining one dollar bills on her afterwards 
 The broker gave him the money, and smiled quite 
 pleasantly as he said, 
 
 " Making your fortune fast now, eh, Thompson, 
 my boy ? That's right. A merry Christmas to 3'ou," 
 and Thompson felt himself grow half an inch taller 
 as he walked out. 
 
 It was a busy day at the store that day, and it Avas 
 quite late when Thompson took down his overcoat to 
 start for homo where he knew tea Avas ready and 
 AVinnic anxiously expecting him; he Avas a little late 
 already, and, besides, ho had tho turkey to bu}^. 
 
 " Wait a minute, Thompson," called out the junior 
 partner as Thompson" passed the office, "I have some- 
 thing to say to you before you go." 
 
 And so ho had to wait another five minutes; but 
 the " something" proved very pleasant to hear, for 
 the junior partner told him that the head of the firm 
 — who Avas the junior partner's father — Avas A'ory much 
 pleased Avith tho Avay ho had conducted himself since 
 he had been in the employ of the firm, and presented 
 
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 him with a choquo for fifty dollars, and proinitsod him 
 an increase of one hundred dollars salary next year. 
 
 Happy Thompson ! He almost kissed the junior 
 partner on the spot, and with difficulty restrained 
 himself from executing a little impromptu dance of 
 joy ; but he managed to stammer out a few words of 
 tiumks and reserved his ter2:>sichorcan performance 
 until ho should have reached home, 
 
 '' That's right," said the junior partner approvingly 
 to what Thompson had said, " you always take an 
 interest in your employers' business, and be sure they 
 will take an interest in you. Here," he continued to 
 a cash-boy who was passing, '* take that to the cashitjr 
 and ask him to give me small bills, ones or twos, for it. 
 I am going off to Toronto to-night, Thompson," ho went 
 on as the boy departed on his errand. '' I shall eat my 
 Christmas dinner there, and bo away three or four 
 days ; look after the store for mo a bit while I am 
 gone." 
 
 "The cashier says ho aint got no small bills, sir," 
 said the cash-boy returning and holding out a ten dol- 
 lar bill to tho junior partner. 
 
 *' That's very provoking," said that gentleman, "I 
 have nothing but tens and twenties and I want to buy 
 some car tickets. Do you happen to have any small 
 bills, Thomj^son?" 
 
 Of course Thompson had, and he handed ten of 
 them to the junior partner, buttoned uj) the ten dollar 
 bill with tho cheque and his other money, and went 
 on his way rejoicing to buy the turkey. 
 
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 It was :i liJii'd turkey to buy, aiul took 8onic time to 
 select. Thompson luul never done iiny marketing 
 l>e(bro, and had a»' i<lea that it was a very easy matter 
 to walk into the ^larket, select a turkey, pay for it 
 and carry it oft* with him ; but when he got there ho 
 saw so many turkeys it was quite distracting to make 
 a selection, and the clatter of the poultry vendors so 
 confused him that he had nearly invested in a scraggy 
 looking gooso when ho was touched on the shoulder 
 and a hiughing voice said at his elbow, 
 
 " Ila, ha, Mr. Married Man, doing your own market- 
 ing already ; whore is the gudo wife ?" 
 
 " Oh, Mrs. Wostervillo, I am so glad to sec you. 
 I was just — that is I want to — well I was trying to 
 buy a turko}'." 
 
 "x\nd very nearly purchased a goose. O you men 
 are not fit to be trusted marketing by yourselves ; why 
 didn't Winnie come with you ?" 
 
 '' You see I intend this for a surprise." 
 
 ''And you Avould have surprised her I have no 
 doubt, if you had taken her home a goose and called 
 it a turkey. Let me make your purchases for you." 
 
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 " Oh, thank you. I am afraid I shall make a mess of 
 it if I try it alone." 
 
 " Of course you will ; men always do. And how is 
 Winnie? I havji't seen her since your marriage. Oh 
 what naughty people you were to get married on the 
 sly, and not even send me a piece of wedding cake." 
 
 " Winnie is quite well, thanks, and will be glad to 
 see you if you don't mind calling in rather queer quar- 
 ters. We are not very rich, you know, and poor people 
 can't be very particular where they live." 
 
 '' Kever mind your ' queer quarters,' Mr. Poor 
 Man, I'll come and see you if you will give me your 
 address. There, will that turkey do?" holding out a 
 large plump bird which she ha<l poked in the breast, 
 and pinched in the back, and pulled by the legs, and 
 squeezed by the bill, :>nd satisfied herself was young 
 and tender. 
 
 " That will do very nicely indeed, thank you. AVhat 
 is the price?" to the stall keeper. 
 
 " Seven and sixpence." 
 
 ''A dollar and a half ! " cried Mrs. AVe.slerville in 
 2^retended astonishment. '^ It's downright robbery. 1 
 paid a dollar for one only yesterday ; these market 
 people ahvays take advantage of you men, they sec 
 you know nothing about it, and cheat you in the most 
 barefaced manner." 
 
 After a little haggling the turkey was purchased 
 for a dollar and a quarter, and Tliompson liaving 
 
 bought some vegetables which he tliought Winnie 
 
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 might want for the dinner, and some graj^es which 
 lie intended for lier own special eating, changed one 
 of his ten dolhir bills so as to get plenty of small 
 change again, and having loaded himself vi\) like a 
 paclv horse trotted homeward happy. 
 
 Very much delighted wasAVinnie, and very scepti- 
 cal about the quality of the turkey until told that 
 Mrs. Westerville had bought it, and th(3n she suddenly 
 subsided before the suj^erior wisdom of that matron 
 of nearly a year's standing. Very much deliglited 
 was Winnie, and a very pleasant, happy evening they 
 passed, she sitting on his lap eating grapes and occa- 
 sionally holding one between her rosy lips and making 
 him take it from them with his — I^told you they were 
 a very (>^il!y couple; and very animated was Winnie 
 with herdetailsof the grand preparations — in a small 
 way — wliich she h:id made for the eventful Christmas ; 
 vciy merry and joyous she was, and a little inquisitive 
 too, for she asked Thompson more than once where 
 he had got all the money fi-om to buy " turkeys" — 
 slio said turkey's, although there was but one — ''and 
 i;i'a])es, and vegetables and all manner of things." 
 
 l^ut he was a dark and mj^sterious Thompson that 
 night, and for the first time in liis life deceived his 
 darling a little ; for he was a plotting and a scheming 
 Thompson also, and was laying a deep plan for sur- 
 ])rising his little W'ife the next night; and so he 
 answei'ed evasively that he luul " found that he had 
 more money than he expected, and could aflord a little 
 
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 extra expenses," and so put lier oft* with ti kiss. Yavy 
 hiippy and very merry were they, and many a litth> 
 joke was cracked about the turkey. 
 
 Next morning Thompson was up briglit and early 
 and oft' to business with a light heart; and sevevnl 
 times during the day he cauglit himself whistling 
 snatches of gay little songs as lie attended on the 
 customers who thronged the store. A little before 
 dinner time he got his cheque changed by the cashier, 
 receiving as many small bills as that gentleman could 
 spare — it was wonderful how much Thompson seemed 
 to want small bills — and four tens. 
 
 As soon as the clock struck twelve he ran out 
 ostensibly to diimer, but that was surely only an 
 excuse, for he had told Winnie he would be too busy 
 to come home and that he would get something to 
 eat down town. Kowhere near home, nor any restau- 
 rant did Thompson go, but right to old Dumsic's store 
 in Notre Dame street, and entered it as large as life 
 just as if he was going to hwj the whole store and pay! 
 for it on the sj)ot. 
 
 But he didn't want the whole store, he only wanted | 
 a very small portion of some of the goods in the store 
 for be it known that amongst the '^ small wares" iiij 
 which old Dumsic dealt were sundry articles of 
 jewellery, and one of these articles, a dead gold brooch [ 
 with a small amethyst in it, Thompson had set his 
 heart on possessing and presenting to AVinnie as a 
 Christmas present. Very glad were his old fellowi 
 
 •eturnc 
 where, 
 a word 
 he put 
 at the ] 
 grantee 
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 but Th( 
 full of j 
 and he 
 turned 
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 blunder 
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 clerks to SCO him, and many a merry little jol:c was 
 passed about his " changed appearance since he be- 
 came a double man," and other kindred pleasantries ; 
 uiid when he pulled out two ten dollar bills to pay for 
 the brooch — the price was twelve dollars and a half 
 — one of the clerks began to chaff him and asked if 
 he had " struck a mine," or " robbed a bank," ov 
 '' made them himself," and such like playful questions 
 And when he went to the cashier's desk to get his 
 change there sat old Dumsic hiinself, who had 
 •eturned suddenly that morning from nobody knew 
 where, looking as cross as he could, and he never said 
 a word to Thompson, or as much as look at him ; but 
 he put on his spectacles and peered very suspiciously 
 at the bills as if he thought they were bad, and he 
 grunted in a disappointed sort of way as he threw 
 them into the drawer and counted out the change. 
 Very cross and savage indeed did old Dumsic look, 
 but Thompson never heeded him, his heart was too 
 full of joy for him to mind how old Dumsic looked; 
 and he went whistling gaily out of the shop and 
 turned into a tobacconist's, wdiere he was known, and 
 enquired the price of a handsome little meerschaum 
 cigar holder which he wished to present to a stupid, 
 blunderimr, foolish sort of a friend of his whom he 
 was pleased to think himself under some sort of 
 obligation to. 
 
 He changed another ten-dollar bill at the tobac- 
 conist's, and after he had received the change counted 
 
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 THOMPSON'S TURKET. 
 
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 111 
 11^ 
 
 but twenty-five dollars in one-dollar bills and put that 
 away carefully in one pocket, and laughed slily as he 
 did so, did that artful Thompson, and put the re- 
 maining twenty-two dollars — two tens, and a two 
 into another pocket ; then he Went back to business, 
 and every now and then during the afternoon he 
 chuckled to himself in a satisfied sort of way. 
 
 As Thompson had not gone home to dinner he was 
 allowed an hour and a half for supper, and he went off 
 sharp at six whistling all the way and in the best 
 possible humor with himself. But all the good spirits 
 in which he had been all day were as nothing to his 
 uproarious hilarity when he heard Winnie's little 
 shriek of delight at the production of the brooch, and 
 saw her look of wonder when he pelted the one 
 dollar bills at her, one at a time to make them last 
 longer ; and then she climbed on his lap and made 
 him tell her all about it ; and beautiful castles in the 
 air they built of the great things which they were to 
 do when Thompson had become a world renowned 
 author and made an imm^ .ise fortune — authors 
 always do make immense fortunes, in books you 
 know, although they very seldom do in real life. 
 
 Very merrily and gaily they chatted away without 
 thinking of supper, and Thompson's hour and a half 
 was almost all gone when he suddenly remembered 
 that he was very hungry and fell to with a good 
 appetite. 
 
 But Thompson was not destined to enjoj^his supper 
 
 that ni 
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HO W THE TUKKEy GOT THOMPSON. 
 
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 that night, for he had scarcely taken two bites out of 
 the round of toast when there was a great knocking 
 jit the door, and on Winnie's opening it three men 
 pushed j)ast her and entered the room. 
 
 Thompson knew then^ in a moment, and rose in 
 astonishment ; they were old Diimsic, a detective — 
 whom Thonapson knew by sight — and a policeman in 
 uniform. 
 '* What does this intrusion mean ?" asked Thompson 
 looking with surprise at the intruders, while Winnie, 
 with that instinctive feeling which women have that 
 one they love is in danger, came to his side and put 
 her arm around him as if to shield him. 
 
 '' There he is," said old Dumsic savagely, '' catch 
 him before he runs awa}'." 
 
 '• I'm very sorry, Mr. Thompson," said the detec- 
 tive, who was a mild eyed, gentlemanly looking man, 
 " will you step outside for a minute ?" and he glanced 
 at Winnie. 
 
 " Xo, he won't," she interrupted, before Thompson 
 could speak: " Whatever }■ on have to say you can say 
 before me. What is it ?" 
 
 " There is a little trouble about some one passing 
 counterfeit bills," said the detective, '• and he's 
 wanted down at the Station ;" somehow he didn't like 
 to tell that brave looking little woman that a charge 
 of passing counterfeit bills had been made against 
 her husband. 
 
 <' Tell the truth," said old Dumsic sharply, '^ he's 
 
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 30 
 
 THOMPSON'S TURKEY. 
 
 arrested for passing counterfeit notes ; the woman ho 
 bought a turkey from last night has made a charge 
 against him, and he passed two on me to day. I'll 
 make an affidavit to-morrow. The rascal to steal my 
 daughter and then try to rob me ; he ought to bo 
 hung." 
 
 '' It's all a confounded lie," shouted Thompson taking 
 a step towards old Dumsic in so fierce a manner as 
 to make that gentleman skip nimbly behind tho 
 policeman, "I know nothing about any counterfeit 
 bills ; all the money I have had for the last two days 
 I got from Mr. Stamps, the broker, and from tho 
 cashier of our store." 
 
 " Well, perhaps you'll be able to make it all right, 
 sir," said the detective kindly ; " but if you'd take my 
 advice you wouldn't say much now. I may have to use 
 it as evidence against you." 
 
 ''Use whatever you please," said Thompson 
 savagely. " I've got nothing to conceal in the matter. 
 Take me anywhere you please at once and let me ex- 
 j)lain this matter." 
 
 " Oh, yes," said old Dumsic peeping cautiously 
 from behind the policeman, " he can explain, of 
 course! He can explain where he got the money to 
 
 \y turkeys" — he said'turkeys too, although there 
 '' -^'s but one — '' and give dinner, parties, and buy 
 Li'ijoches, and throw bank notes about like this," and 
 he pointed to the heap of dollar bills which Winnie 
 had left on the table. 
 
JlOW TUE TURKEY GOT TlWMrSON. 
 
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 I will explain nothing, except before the proper 
 authorities," said Thompson calmly: *' I am ready to 
 go at once. I scarcely thought, Mr. Dumsic," he 
 continued, turning to that gentleman, "that 3'our 
 spite against me would have carried you as far as 
 this. May God forgive you the injustice you do me, 
 and the pain you cause your own flesh and blood." 
 
 *' It isn't him," said thedetective, ''it's the poultry 
 dealer who made the complaint; she found out this 
 morning that the bill was bad, and I went to the 
 store to find you. The cashier told me you were hero, 
 and as I was coming along I met Mr. Dumsic who 
 told me you had passed two counterfeits on him ; he 
 hasn't made any charge yet." 
 
 '' Yes, I have," cried old Dumsic, '' I make it now, 
 and I will swear to it to-morrow morning." 
 
 " Let us go," said Thompson reaching for his hat 
 '' I want to get this thing settled at once. Cheer up 
 darling," he continued to Winnie, "it is nothing- 
 serious, I will be back soon." 
 
 "Do you think I am going to let you go alone ? 
 No, Charlie; I'm your wife, and wherever you go I go 
 with you. I know this is a base, wicked calumny, a 
 plot to separate us, but it shan't; no matter where 
 they take you, they must take mc too." 
 
 Her face was very pale, but her lip never trembled, 
 and her eyes shone bright and trusting up to Thomp- 
 son's. 
 
 " Stay where you are," said old Dumsic speaking 
 
 
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32 
 
 TliOMrSON'S TUUK/'Jy. 
 
 to Winnie, and looking at her for the first tinic. '' T 
 am your father, I will take care of yon, you shan't 
 go to prison with this fellow." 
 
 '' Father, I always tried to bca good dutiful daughter 
 to you; I loved you dearly until you endeavored tt> 
 rnake my life miserable and forced mo to an act of 
 disobedience ; I am happy now in the love of thu 
 man who loves me, and I cannot and will not leave 
 him," 
 
 She disengaged herself from Thomp.sonVarms and 
 quickly put on her bonnet and cloak. 
 
 ''Come, wo are ready now. Can you go round 
 by St. Urbain street?" she asked the detective. " I 
 have a friend there I should like to consult." 
 
 " All right, ma'am," replied the detective, '' we can 
 make it in the way." 
 
 ''You'll go quietly, sir?" he inquired of Thomp- 
 son, 
 
 "Certainly." ' 
 
 " Come along then," he said, and Avalked out of the 
 room followed by Thompson and Winnie, which con- 
 duct so astonished the policeman who was a French- 
 man, and had understood nothing of what had j^assed 
 and who had come to assist at arresting somebodj', 
 that he seized old Diimsic by the collar and led him 
 q^ in triumph, 
 
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CHArTEB III. 
 
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 I do like k) enjoy n good smoke. I don't know any- 
 thing more calculated to make a man feel at peace 
 with his washerwoman and the rest of mankind than 
 to lie in an easy chair, with one's slippered feet duly 
 elevated, and slowly and luxuriously inhale peace, 
 eomfort and bliss through the medium of a well season- 
 c<l pipe, after having partaken of a good hearty sup- 
 per. I always did take especial pleasure in my after- 
 supper smoke, and on this particular Christmas Eve 
 of which I have been writing, I derived more than 
 luy usual comfort from my favorite clay ; for it was 
 charged with primost of Ljatakia, and I had my most 
 particular friend and boon companion, Jack !Rainforth, 
 sitting opposite me pulling away industriously at an 
 ancient briar, and varying his occupation occasionally 
 by mixing a little warm brandy and water and telling 
 funny stories. 
 
 He was a wonderful fellow, was Jack, and knew a 
 little of everything; he was a bit of a lawyer, and a 
 bit of a doctor, and something of an author, and had 
 been a strolling player, and could tell lots of funny 
 stories about '' the profession" as he called it, and was 
 always full of good humor, so that it was (jj^uite a tret^t 
 
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 34 
 
 TJWMrSON'S TURKKY. 
 
 
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 to have him for a companion. I always considorc<l 
 it a treat to have Jack with me, and thought myself 
 particularly lucky this evening to have him all to 
 myself so that I could enjoy him alone and not havo 
 to share him with others. Jack was just telling mo 
 a capital story about a dog which belonged to a friend 
 cf his 'when there was a sudden knock at the door, 
 and before I had time to call out " come in," it opened 
 and Thompson, and Winnie, and the detective entered. 
 
 I never was more astonished in my life, and sat 
 stupidly staring at them with my feet still on the 
 table, quite forgetting that I had dropped one of my 
 slippers and that there was a great hole in the too of 
 my sock, until Thompson's voice roused me. 
 
 '' Phil, old fellow," he said, " I have been arrested 
 for passing counterfeit money, and am on my way to 
 the police station, will you come with mo ; perhaps I 
 shall want a friend to help me out of the scrape." 
 
 ''Go with you, old boy, why of course I will," I 
 cried, trying in my excitement to pull on my pipe 
 under the delusion that it was a boot and burning my 
 toe so that it made me jump. " But what do you mean ? 
 tell me all about it." 
 
 Then Thompson told us what has been related in 
 the last chapter, and we all stood silent for a moment 
 when he had finished, looking at each other ; it was 
 Jack who spoke first, and his words made us all start. 
 
 " Where is the cashier ?" asked Jack fixing his eye 
 on the detective, 
 
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 He was at the store half an hour apjo," answered 
 llio detective looking as blank as a blank cartridge 
 after it has been exploded. 
 
 But it wouldn't do, Jack kept his eye on him and 
 saw that he saw that Jack saw that he saw what Jack 
 meant. 
 
 ^' You won't find him there now," said Jack. *' You 
 gave him warning by calling at the store, and by this 
 time he is on his way to House's Point. You all go 
 down to the Station and wait for me, I will just go 
 round by the store and then join you. Come with 
 me, Phil." 
 
 Jack and I went to the store where Thompson was 
 omj)loyed, and found one of the other clerks at the 
 cashier's desk. 
 
 '' Where is Mr. Moyson." that was the cashier's 
 name, I asked. 
 
 '' He's been gone about half an hour, sir ; he said 
 he didn't feel well, and left mo in his place foi- the rest 
 of the eveninc:." 
 
 "Did he lock the safe ?" asked Jack. 
 
 ''Ko," said the clerk, rather surprised at the ques- 
 tion, '^ he counted what money he had taken and put 
 it away, leaving me to lock up when I got through." 
 
 "Just look in the safe and see if the money is 
 there," said Jack. 
 
 The clerk looked very much astonised, but turned 
 to the safe, and in a minute he came back with a 
 bhanched face, and said, 
 
30 
 
 TUOMrSOiVS Tl/JiKfjy. 
 
 *' I think Mr. MoyKOii liiistakoii it homo with him; 
 it isn't there." 
 
 ''I think ho has," roi)]icd Jack dryly. " Do you 
 know whcro ho lives?" 
 
 <' Ko. — , McGill Collcgo A vonuo." 
 
 '' Thatik yon," and Ji^ck huri'iod out of the store. 
 <' It's just as plain as it can ho," ho continued, when 
 wo wore on the street, *' this fellow has heen plant- 
 ini^ a lot of had hills by the aid of his position, and he 
 gave those tons to Thompson ; and now, seeing that 
 his game is up he has collared all the cash he can lay 
 his hands on and bolted." Jack used a great deal ot'| 
 slang somoti.mes, especially when he was excited. 
 
 ''Perhaps ho hasn't gone yet, he might be at his 
 boarding house packing up," said I. 
 
 " I intend going there at once," replied Jack hailing I 
 a sleigh. 
 
 AVe reached McGill College Avenue, and found u 
 sleigh waiting before Moyson's boarding house. 
 
 "All safe," whispered Jack, "now for a touch of I 
 diplomacy." As he said this ho walked up to the [ 
 carter who was waiting for Moyson ; and after a few 
 words of conversation I saw the man put something 
 Jack gave him into his pocket, get up in his seat and 
 drive off, Jack then gave some instructions to our 
 carter, and we waited for Moyson's appearance. 
 
 He did not keep us long but came running down in 
 a great hurry, threw a carpet-bag into the sleigh and 
 was just about jumping in when Jack caught him 
 j'oughly by the shoulder and said, 
 
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 <• You're my prisoner !" 
 
 lie reeled tis if lie had been struck ii heavy blow, 
 [uid his teeth fairly chattered as ho stammered out, 
 
 *' AVhat do you mean ?' 
 
 <' All right, my tulip," said Jack — it was wonderful 
 to see ho\v naturally Jack played the policeman, 
 that is, the kind of policemen one sees on the stage ; 
 " You know well enough what I \vant you for; those 
 flash notes of thoBumptown Bank, you've been shov- 
 ing lately — it's all right, my beauty, tumble in;" it 
 really was extraordinary how Jack picked up all his 
 slang. 
 
 '^ Who are you, and how dare you stop me ?" said 
 Moyson gaining heart a little. " You have no warrant 
 lor my arrest." 
 
 " Who am I, oh ? I am Detective Rocks of the 
 Bumptown force," and he turned back the lappel of 
 his vest and showed a large reporter's badge — for Jack 
 liad been a bit of a reporter amongst other things — 
 which Moyson mistook for a detective's shield, '' and 
 as for warrants there's half a dozen out for you, here's 
 one if you wouldlike to see it, my buttercup," and he 
 ])iilled out a large and official looking paper which 
 he flourished before the cashier's eyes ; but he never 
 glanced at it, one look at the sujiposed shield was 
 enough, and he stood perfectl}^ stupefied witli fear. 
 
 ''Now then, look alive,my blooming morning glory" 
 cried Jack pushing him into the sleigh, '^ we'll make 
 you all comfortable for a few years at government 
 
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 expense, my full blown sunflower." Jack's facility 
 for finding names for liim was sm*prising. 
 
 ^' Wait a minute," cried Moysoii as we drove ott' 
 **ril give you" — and he whispered something in 
 Jack's ear. 
 
 "Will you?" said Jack. "Honor bright." 
 
 "Honor bright," replied Moyson, "I've got the 
 money in my pocket." 
 
 " All right," said Jack, " we'll have to go to th(3 sta- 
 tion, just for form sake, you know, but I'll get you 
 discharged and then you can go." 
 
 "How can you get me discharged if I once am in 
 the station ?" 
 
 "Oh, the easiest thing in the world; when I see 
 you in the light I say I find I have made a mistake in 
 the dark and arrested the wrong man; you come the 
 indignant dodge, threaten to have me dismissed for 
 arresting ah innocent citizen and all that sort of 
 thing; nobody there knows you: I admit that I 
 haven't a warrant for your arrest — you not being the 
 man I want and off you go, don't you see I" 
 
 " Yes I see it now, all right." 
 
 "All right it is," said Jack sotto voce, " I'm glad 
 you see it, for if jow had resisted I don't know how I 
 should have got you to the station ; I suppose it will 
 be all right when I do get you there, although I don't 
 know but wdiat I have made myself amenable to 
 the law for burglary, or something, passing myself | 
 off as a detective and arresting a peaceable citizen ; 
 
 anvhow 
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 It wa 
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 nc^ainst 
 and resi 
 considei 
 man's ft 
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 leased, 
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 ous, and 
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 ters to 1 
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 ing the 
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 seeing t 
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 fessed t 
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 It wa 
 
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now Tlir. TURKEY GOT EATKN. 
 
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 glad 
 
 jinyliow I'll chance it;" somehow Jack would ii.se 
 slang even when talking to himself. 
 
 It was a funny sight when we reached the station ; 
 there Was the French policeman making a charge 
 against old Dumsic for passing counterfeit money 
 and resisting 'tlie ]>o?ice, for old Dumsic had resisted 
 considerably as llio damaged condition of the police- 
 man's face showed ; and there was old Dumsic tearing 
 and swearing like a wild man, and threatening ever}'- 
 body with destruction if he was not instantly re- 
 leased. But when the Sergeant ordered old Dumsic 
 to be searched and two counterfeit ten-dollar bills 
 were found in his pocket, matters began to look seri- 
 ous, and old Dumsic would probably have been locivcd 
 up if Jack and I with Moyson had not happened to 
 arrive a^ the time, just as the detective entered with 
 Thompson and Winnie. 
 
 . Of course it did not take very long to explain mat- 
 ters to the Sergeant, and Moyson' s capture threw an 
 entirely new light on the subject of Thompson's pass- 
 ing the counterfeit bills; for when he was searched a. 
 large number of counterfeits were found on him, and 
 seeing there was no chance of escape — for Jack ^eon 
 undeceived him about his being a detective — he con* 
 fessed that he had given the bad bills to Thompson, 
 and also that when the junior partner hal sent to him 
 for change he had kept the good bill and substituted 
 another. 
 It was quite evident that there was no ground for 
 
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 a charge against Thompson, but as a warrant had been 
 issued, he had to be taken up to the house of the 
 magistrate, who, on a representation of the case being 
 made, accepted bail for his appearance on the day 
 after Christmas. 
 
 Old Dumsic sat on a bench in the Police Station 
 and abused that French policemen for a good hall 
 hour, which must have been very entertaining to the 
 man, who did not understand a word of English ; and 
 the man fully explained how the mistake of arresting- 
 him occurred, in French, which was all a mystCry to 
 old Dumsic, who was quite ignorant of that language. 
 At last old Dumsic got tired of that kind of conversa- 
 tion, and, having deposited a sufficient sum as liis 
 bail to appear and answer the charge of assault, left 
 the station and went home ; but a great change 
 seemed to have come over him, and he appeared to be 
 arguing something over to himself as lie went along. 
 
 1 suppose it is scared}^ necessary to say that the 
 Christmas dinner next day w^as a great success. Of 
 course Jack was there and had a storj^ all ready tcD^toil 
 about a friend of his who had got into a scra])e very 
 similar to the one Jack had got into buying liis tur- 
 key ; and very handsome the turkey looked when it 
 was brought on the table lying helplessly on its l)ac'k 
 with its legs in the air ; and very meriy and jolly we 
 all prepared to be. * 
 
 But the funniest thing of all hapj^ened just as 
 Thompson had his knife raised to carve the turkey, 
 
 for the 
 warning 
 ashame 
 smile p 
 and, oft 
 
 '^ Chf 
 been in 
 rying ^ 
 feel lik( 
 have he 
 to Thoi 
 day anc 
 not ma! 
 
 Then 
 nodded 
 gave hi 
 with hi 
 very fii 
 
 It w; 
 thawed 
 Ji Y^A h< 
 got too. 
 body la 
 of wine 
 too mu( 
 the oth 
 didn't b 
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J/0\V THE TCKKlii- GOT EATEN. 
 
 41 
 
 for the door suddenly opened, without any previous 
 Avarning, and in walked old Dumsic looking a little 
 ashamed of himself I thought, but doing his best to 
 smile pleasantly. He walked right up to Thompson 
 and, offering his hand, said, 
 
 '' Charlie, I've come to the conclusion that I have 
 boon in the wrong, and as I can't prevent your mar- 
 rying Winnie now, I give my consent. Home don't 
 fool like home at all without Winnie, and I want to 
 have her back. Oh, you shall come too," he continued 
 to Thompson. " I'm going to turnover a new leaf to- 
 day and what I can't cure, I'm going to endure, and 
 not make myself a fool about it." 
 
 Then Winnie looked at Thompson, and Thompson 
 nodded his head, and she tripped up to her father and 
 gave him a sounding kiss, and Thompson shook hands 
 with him and made him sit down to dinner, and the 
 very first cut of the turkey was given to old Dumsic. 
 
 It was quite w^onderful to see how old DumsiC 
 thawed, just as quick as an icecream pyramid when 
 a rt^d hot poker is applied to it ; and awfully jolly he 
 got too, and he and Jack told stories that kept every- 
 body laughing, and old Dumsic had ordered a basket 
 of wine in, and I am afrjiid Jack and he drank rather 
 too much, for they vowed eternal friendship after all 
 the others had left the table; and Dumsic told Jack ho 
 didn't believe he w^as the descendant of an Irish king at 
 all, and that he would not be at all surprised if his 
 name had originally been Drumstick as Thompson 
 
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42 
 
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 said, and that a very jolly old Drumstick he felt, which 
 evoi*ybody knows Dumsic Avould never have done if he 
 had been quite sober. And the fun we had after the 
 friends who had been invited for the evening arrived, 
 was too much for me to tell, and there was old Dum- 
 sic running about making love to all the girls, and 
 declaring he wanted to get married again. 
 
 That was last Christmas, and I am going to dine 
 with Thompson again this year, but he doesn't live in 
 *' queer quarters" now, iMit with old Dumsic, who has 
 given him an interest in the pin-and-needle busi- 
 ness ; and there is to be something mor than a 
 Christmas fjarty for there is to be a christening too, 
 and the young gentleman's name is to be Phil after 
 his godfather, and Dumsic after his grandfather, so I 
 will finish my story by wishing long life and happi- 
 ness to Philip Dumsic Thompson, Esq. 
 
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THE CimiSTMAS ANTHEM. 
 
 
 It was Uhristmas Evo, and there was a bustle of 
 preparation for the morrow prevading the little vil- 
 large of Goschen, in the Eastern Townships, which 
 gave an appearance of peculiar animation to that 
 usually quiet and staid little place. 
 
 In the main street the shops were all aglow with 
 light, and gay parties were hurrying about from shop 
 to shoj), some providing for to-morrow's dinner, others 
 eugaged in searching for some suitable gift for a friend 
 or relation, and others just strolling idly about to see 
 what their neighbors were doing. 
 
 Almost at the head of the main street, standing 
 back some twenty or thirty yards from the highway, 
 in the middle of a small grass plot, which was now 
 covered with snow, was the village church. It was 
 a plain unpretentious edifice of stone, with a steep 
 roof without any tower, belfry or ornament of any 
 kind to set it off. The windows were narrow and of 
 common glass, even the one over the altar was square 
 and of the same plain material. Everything about 
 the place was of the plainest and most rigid character ; 
 and the interior had little more ornampntatiou than 
 
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 the exterior. The pulpit and reading desk were of| 
 maple, but simply, almost austerely made, and tho 
 altar rails wore not even turned, but cut uncomprom- 
 isingly square. 
 
 Tho only spot which seemed to have escaped tho 
 prevailing plainness was the place set apart for tho 
 choir, and which boasted nearly all the decoration 
 there was about the church. It stood on the left of 
 the aisle against the wall, not facing the pulpit but at 
 right angles with it, and was raised on a platform 
 about two feet high. This platform projected on 
 three sides beyond the wooden railing and afforded 
 room for a good wide seat, and here strangers were 
 generally accommodated, as the church was small and 
 all the seats taken. There was a harmonium, time- 
 honored and asthmatic, but considered quite a fine in- 
 strument in Goschen,and the railing was neatly turned 
 and the wide seat comfortably cushioned, which gave 
 the " music gallery" — as it was ostentatiously termed 
 — a greater air of finish and completeness than any 
 other part of the church, and made it look quite 
 grand in comparison with the surrounding plainness. 
 
 The little church was busy and gay this Christmas 
 Eve, like all the rest of Goschen, for the members of 
 the choir had met to practice the Christmas anthem 
 for the last time, and also to decorate the church iis 
 far as possible with evergreens and firs. 
 
 The practising was over and the Minister's wife, 
 who acted as — what shall I say, organist? she was 
 culled the organist in Goschen, but I do not think 
 
THE CHRISTMAS ANTHEM. 
 
 47 
 
 ^Kjro of I 
 nd tho 
 nprom- 
 
 led tho 
 for tho 
 oration 
 left of 
 ; but at 
 atform 
 ted on 
 fforded 
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 all and 
 , time- 
 ine in- 
 purned 
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 ermed 
 n any 
 quite 
 nness. 
 istmas 
 3ers of 
 nthem 
 rch as 
 
 j wife, 
 e was 
 tliink 
 
 the title quite correct—sat at the harmonium trying 
 over softly a new and ambitious ^'voluntary" with 
 which she intended to *' play the congregation out" 
 on the next day. 
 
 Groups of girls were busying themselves in various 
 parts of the church, twining wreaths around the 
 iron brackets which supported the oil lamps, sticking 
 sprigs of green into the backs of the seats, trying to 
 coax some garlands to hang gracofVilly about the plain 
 angular reeding desk, and otherwise endeavouring to 
 beautify the place and give it an appearance of more 
 cheerfulness than i* usually possessed. 
 
 Of course there were various young men heli)ing 
 the young ladies — it would be slow work for the young 
 ladies decorating a church if there were no young 
 men to assist them — and most of the young people 
 were gathered in the body of the church chatting 
 gaily and decorating the backs of tho seats. A party 
 of three, one lady, two gentlemen, were, with the 
 aid of a ladder, trying to luiil to the wall over the 
 altar some letters made of evergreens which were to 
 read, 
 
 " Peace mi earth, good-will toward men." 
 
 Seated in front of the altar rails Avas a young girl of 
 about twenty,engaged in twisting some wi'caths of ever 
 greens about the square rails. She worked in a dull, 
 uninterested way as if she took little pleasure in her 
 task, and at lemgth rested her head on the top of the 
 XdM and tears started to hei; ej^es and trickled down 
 
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 TJIE CllHlSrMAS ANTHEM. 
 
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 hor cheeks. She had sat for several minutes this way, 
 with her face buried in her hands, when a hurried 
 step advanced along the chancel and a young man 
 rapidly approaching laid his hand on her shoulder | 
 and said gaily, 
 
 " Why, Jessie, are you playing hide and seek ? 11 
 have been looking for you everywhere." Then, as she 
 looked up at him and he saw her tear-stained cheeks, 
 he added in a lower and more tender tone, *' Why, you| 
 have been cjying ; what is the matter ?" 
 
 *' Nothing Ytry serious, Bill," answered the girl 
 glancing up at him again, *' I have only got a fit ofl 
 the blues at the thought of how soon I must leavol 
 Goschen." 
 
 *< Leave Goschen !" 
 
 ^* Yes, Bill," she replied sadly, rising and turningl 
 away from the altar rail, 'Meave Goschen, perhaps] 
 never to return." 
 
 She said no more but walked slowly along theaislol 
 to the choir and seated herself on the broad seat in 
 ft-ont of it. The clergyman's wife had finished the 
 <"' voluntary" and this part of the church was quite 
 deserted. Her companion followed and silently seated 
 himself beside her. After a few moments he asked :| 
 
 "What do you mean by leaving Goschen, Jessie 
 is it a joke ?" 
 
 " If it was it would be a sad one, Bill, but it is onlj| 
 too true. I leave the day after to-morro\Y." 
 
 *^ Put what does it m^an ?" 
 
 "It 
 
 and all 
 Father 
 God or 
 keep ft 
 I must 
 compa 
 her to- 
 
 "Se] 
 rtway— 
 sort of 
 
 "It 
 way. ' 
 a frien 
 Mothei 
 his fri( 
 surety, 
 to pay 
 have ei 
 $2,000. 
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 run foi 
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 this ye 
 then tl 
 all it I 
 again SI 
 the la\ 
 farm is 
 
TILE CmUSTMAS ANTHEM. 
 
 49 
 
 PS 
 
 '' It moans, Bill^ that sad trouble has como on us, 
 and all Goschen will know it before the year is out. 
 Father is ruined, the farm will have to be sold, and 
 God only knows whether there will be enough left to 
 keep father and mother in their old days. As for me 
 I must work for my living. I have got a situation as 
 companion to a lady in Montreal, and I am to go to 
 her to-morrow." 
 
 ^' Sell Brookside — Squire Barton ruined — you going 
 tiNs^ay — I can't understand it," said Bill, in a puzzled 
 sort of way. 
 
 "It is only too true. You see it happened in this 
 way. About two years ago father went security for 
 a friend in Quebec Avho was entering on asj)ecuIation. 
 Mother opposed it but father had great confidence in 
 his friend, who was an old schoolmate, and went his 
 surety. Well, the speculation failed and father had 
 to pay a large sum of money, so large that he didn't 
 have enough, and so the farm had to be mortgaged for 
 $2,000. It was done very quietly in Montreal, and no 
 one knew anything about it. The mortgage was to 
 run for several years if the interest Avas paid ; but 
 you know how everything has gone against fat- m 
 this year, the crops being poor, the stock dying, and 
 then that dreadful fire which destroyed the barn and 
 all it contained. It seemed as if everything was 
 against father and he could not pay the interest, so 
 the lawyers did something or other about it and the 
 fai^m is to be sold. Of course, there will be something 
 
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50 
 
 THE CUHIHTMAS ANTltEM. 
 
 loft, for Brooksido is worth more than $2,000 ; but I 
 am afraid it will scarcely be enough to keep father 
 and mother, and I must work for my living." 
 
 Mr. William Hayes, who has hitherto been style 
 only "Bill," sat in deep thought for several minutes, 
 then he said, 
 
 " Is there no one, Jessie, that your father could 
 apply to for help, no friend, no relative ?" 
 
 "N^o," she said, shaking her head sadly, " no one: 
 he has few friends, none who could help him ; and as 
 for relatives, I don't think he has one in the world. I 
 never heard of but one, Uncle Robert, and he had a 
 terrible quarrel with father j^eai's before I was born 
 before father was married in fact, and he went awaj 
 and died in Australia. This was before father came 
 to Goschon to live." 
 
 " It's awful hard," said Mr. Hayes, scratching his 
 head meditatively as if trying to dig up an idea, 
 *' awful hard. But I say," he suddenly added with 
 energy, " if you go away, who is to lead the choir ?" 
 
 '* Nellie Chadworth ; I shall sing my last anthem to- 
 morrow. I shall take away many pleasant memories 
 of the choir, and shall often think of the old church, 
 and the many happy hours I have spent in it, when 
 I am far away." 
 
 The tears started to her eyes again and she turned 
 aside to hide her emotion. 
 
 Mr. William Hayes, bachelor, aged twenty-five, 
 good looking and in excellent phj^sical health, sat 
 
 (Irummi 
 
 loving 
 
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 He had 
 
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 There w 
 
 had ovei 
 
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 heels, an 
 
 was his ] 
 
 to tell h< 
 
 tcct her : 
 
 Tothing 
 
 clerk in 
 
 munifice 
 
 lodging. 
 
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 support ! 
 
 ly his iai 
 
 chen, au' 
 
 father w 
 
 would nc 
 
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 bility dig 
 
 or thwa: 
 
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Tilt: CIlHlSTMAtS ANTUI':M. 
 
 51 
 
 drumming with hin hocls against tho seat, firmly be- 
 lieving ho was tho mowt misorablo man in oxistonco. 
 Ho had grown up from childhood with Jossio Barton, 
 
 v.id his lovo for hor had bocomo pai^t of his very life. 
 There was no formal engagement, no vows of love 
 had over passed between them, but everyone looked 
 upon it as a settled thing, that Bill Hayes was to 
 marry Jessie Barton sometime — when his father died, 
 most people said. Mr. Hayes sat drumming with his 
 heels, and bitterly thought of what he was, and what 
 was his position. Now was the time When he ought 
 to tell her about his love and offer to guar I and pro- 
 tect her ; but, how was he to do it ? What was he ? 
 
 Tothing! Simply a hanger-on upon his father: a 
 clerk in his store in the village, and receiving the 
 munificent salary of $^00 a year and his board, and 
 lodging. This supported him well as a bachelpr in a 
 quiet country village like Goschen, but how could he 
 support a wife and prospective family on it ? Certain- 
 ly his father was rich, by far the richest man in Gos- 
 chen, and he was his only child ; but Bill know his 
 father well, a hard^ stern, cold, grasping m;^n who 
 would never consent to his only son's marriage to a 
 poor portionless girl ; and who would, in all proba- 
 bility disinherit that son if he dared to disobey him 
 or thwart his wishes. And so Mr. Hayes sat and 
 drummed away, thinking what a fool he had been 
 not to have gone to California four j^oars ago, when 
 his cousin Tom Beeves went, Tom had made (][uite t\ 
 
 

 52 
 
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 littl'o fortune in that time and wrote homo, giving] 
 glowing .accounts of iiis success. 
 
 While Mr. Hayes drummed away and mentallyl 
 called himself any quantity of hard names, Jessie still[ 
 sat with her head averted, and the tears coursinj 
 silently down her cheeks. It is a dangerous positioii| 
 for a man madly in love, to find himself seated by the 
 object of his affection, and to see her in tears. Mi.| 
 Hayes resisted as long as possible, but his love was| 
 too strong for his determination, and suddenly, h^ 
 scarce knew how, he found his arm around Jessie' 
 waist, and as he drew her to him, he whispered pas 
 sionately : 
 
 <' Jessie, darling,! know lam a great fool ; IknoMJ 
 1 am not worthy of you ; but I love you" — 
 
 '' There, -there, let us go !" exclaimed Jessie, risingl 
 suddenly with glowing cheeks ; '^ they are putting 
 out the lights, and we* shall be locked in." 
 
 So saying she walked down the aisle, followed bj 
 Mr. Hayes, who felt, more convinced than ever thai 
 he was a fool. 
 
 * 'K * sH * . * 
 
 '' It is just what Christmas ought to be." Thai 
 was what I'armer Bulrush said next morning, and 
 Farmer Bulrush was an authority upon the wealhcJ 
 for ten miles around Gosehen, and certainly oughj 
 to have known what he was talking about. Certaiif 
 it was that the day was (ilear, cold and bright, witi 
 the thermometer about 15 ^ below freezing, andj'ii^ 
 
THE CHRISTMAS ANTHEM. 
 
 53 
 
 enough sun to make a sharp walk pleasant. Every- 
 body and everything locked gay and bright in the • 
 sunshine, and I rather incline to Farmer Bulrush's 
 opinion that it was '' just what Christmas ought to be/' • 
 
 The bell in the little church had not ceased ringing, 
 for the very good and sufficient reason that it had 
 never begun ; in fact, there was no bell at all, but the 
 congregation had assembled in full force, and the 
 building w^as crowded to its utmost capacity. 
 
 Jessie sat in her accustomed place as leader of the 
 choir, and the paleness of her countenance, and the -- 
 half mournful manner in which she looked about the 
 church from time to time, as if taking leave of some 
 familiar object, showed how much she felt and grieved 
 at the fact that she sat in her accustomed place for? 
 perhaps, the last time. 
 
 The service was pretty well advanced when a 
 stranger entered the church. He did not seem at first 
 as if he intended to enter, for, after he had put his 
 head in he withdrew it for a moment ; but, muttering, 
 " I can rest here as well as anywhere else," advanced — 
 a little way up the aisle. In a moment the sexton 
 saw him, and pouncing on him carried him off in 
 triumph to the strangers' seat, where he was placed 
 in the corner next to Jessie. The sexton obsequiously 
 handed him a book, but he opened it^mechanically, 
 without looking at the page, and seemed to take little 
 interest in the service. 
 
 lie was a curious looking man, this stranirer, old, 
 
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 64 
 
 THE CHRISTMAS AATHMM. 
 
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 with scanty white locks and crows' feet deep around 
 his eyes. Yet, it did not seem to be age alone which 
 had blanched his hair and lined his face, for his form 
 was erect and strong, and the bright flash of his eye 
 told of health and vigor yet. He looked rather like 
 a man whose hair had been prematurely whitened by 
 care and sorrow, than one who was far on in tl vale 
 of years. 
 
 He glanced about him from time to time, and a 
 half smile curled his lips as the solemn words of the 
 Litany fell upon his ear, and he muttered to himself, 
 *' all nonsense ; all nonsense." 
 
 Suddenly there was a pausQ ; the congregation rose 
 from their knees, and the clergyman gave out the 
 anthem. It was notexactly an anthem, it was one of 
 the hymns for Christmas day, but it had been care 
 fully practised for weeks, and arranged so that the 
 soprano should sing one verse, the tenor the next, and 
 " everybody" join in the chorus, and great things 
 were expected of it. 
 
 The wheezy little harmonium sighed out the over- 
 ture, there was a slight pause, the rustling of dresse 
 as the congregation rose, and then a clear, sweet, full 
 young voice, pure and musical as the soDg of some 
 joyous bird, burst forth in the full tide of melody with 
 the glorious old Christmas hymn, 
 
 " Hark ! the herald angels sing, 
 *' Glory to the newborn King, 
 "Peace on earth asd mercy mild, 
 " God and sinners reconcil'd." 
 
THE CHRISTMAS ANTHE3U 
 
 55 
 
 Grandly, the full, round voice rose to the majestic 
 Imelody of the hymn, and the whole building seemed 
 to echo again and again with the glad tidings that 
 yhrist was born to save sinners. 
 Wheri the sound fell on his car, the old man turned 
 md looked long and earnestly at the fair singer. 
 Tessie Barton was not what would be called a pretty 
 ^irl ; her features were not regular, but her complex- 
 Ion was fair, and her face pure and good ; and as she 
 stood now, her bright blue eyes sparkling with ani- 
 lation, her light golden hair streaming unbound over 
 ler shoulders, her cheeks slightly flushed, and her 
 kvhole soul seemingly absorbed in singing her Crea- 
 [or's praise, she looked almost beautiful. 
 
 The old man put his hand to his ear and sat quietly 
 listening, and long after the hymn was finished he 
 jcept repeating to himself, 
 
 " Peace on earth and mercy mild, 
 " God and sinners reconcil'd.*' 
 
 Then he would look over the altar, and read the 
 kords, 
 
 " Peace on earth , good will toward men,'* 
 
 And he would shake his head and mutter," I can't un- 
 ferstand it ; it used to be all hell-fire and damnation in 
 
 ly day, but it's changed now. I shoidd like to ask her 
 Ibout it," and he turned and looked again at the calm, 
 rare face beside him. The old man's attention never 
 pandered from the service again, and he listened 
 
 
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 TliE ClililSMAS ANTHEM. 
 
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 meekly and reverently to the sermon, as if trying* 
 to reconcile it in his mind with something he had 
 heard before j but he still sat with his head turned a 
 little on one side and his hand to his ear, while ho 
 gazed quietly, but not impertiiently at the calm 
 face of Jessie Barton. 
 
 It wasn't a brilliant sermon ; it was simply a re- 
 count of the plan of salvation, and a brief history of I 
 the ISativity of the Saviour; but the preacher was 
 earnest and impressive, and carried a conviction 
 of the Creator's love and tenderness home to the 
 hearts of his hearers, as he dwelt on the love and 
 mercy of the Omnipotent^ and entreated them to 
 trust to Him, to cast their sins and sorrows upon Him, 
 and to avail themselves of the way provided by Him 
 for them to.escape the wages of sin ; and still the old 
 man listened and occasionally murmured, *' I should | 
 like to ask her about it." 
 
 The service was over, and the congregation had all! 
 dispersed ; Jessie was almost the last person to leave 
 the church, for she lingered to say good-bj^e to her 
 friends, and after that, was busied in packing up her I 
 music to take home with her for the last time. 
 
 As she passed out of the door, after shaking hands | 
 with the sexton and bidding him good-bye, a man, 
 who had evidently been waiting for her, came up and I 
 quietly wall'ed by her side. She looked up and saw 
 the old man who had sat by her in church. He did not 
 look like a beggar, he was well dressed and seemed 
 
 warm 
 exactly 
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 t}epend( 
 nothing 
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 "Do 
 '' Bel 
 but not 
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 congreg 
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 Used to ] 
 seems so 
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 stopped I 
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THE CHRISTMAS ANTJIEM. 
 
 57 
 
 warm and comfortable; his clothes, although not 
 exactly new, were of good quality and well made, and 
 he walked erect, with his head up and an elastic, in- 
 dependent stride like a man who owed the world 
 nothing and asked no favors of it. He walked on for 
 a few yards in silence and then said, abruptly, 
 
 " Do you believe it ?" 
 
 ^'' Believe what ?" asked Jessie, ^le was surj^riscd, 
 I but not the least bit frightened at the old man's con- 
 duct, for it was broad daylight and she was within a 
 hundred yards of her father's house, and some of the 
 I congregation were only a short distance ahead of her. - 
 
 *' What you were singing just now, 
 
 Peace on earth and mercy niild, 
 God and sinners reconcild." 
 
 land he was preaching about Christ dj ing to save sin- 
 Iners — do you believe it ?" 
 
 " Do I believe the story of the Saviour ofl'ering 
 Ihiniself a sacrifice for our sins ? Ofcour.se I do ! Don't 
 jyou ?" 
 
 '' I don't know, it seems so strange. I haven't been 
 lin a church for nigh on twenty years, and then they 
 used to preach about hell-fire and damnation; it all 
 Ncems so strange." Ho walked on quiet)}" by her side 
 for some time without saying an}- more, until Jessie -• 
 stopped before a comfortable looking farm-house, then 
 ho asked; *' Would you mind, talking it over with an 
 loldman?" 
 
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 " You had better talk to the minister, sir, he is 8o| 
 much wiser, and knows so much better than mo." 
 
 "No. It was your voice roused mo, not his; l'(l| 
 rather talk to you." 
 
 " Jessie," called her mother coming to the door, 
 " why don't you come in, dinner's waiting on thc| 
 table ? ' 
 
 Jessie looked ft'om the old man to her mother and I 
 seemed in doubt what to do ; at last she asked the 
 old man to ** wait a minute," ana going to hor mothor| 
 said, 
 
 "Mother, here is an old gentleman who was atl 
 church and walked home with mo, asking me such 
 queer questions, and he says he wants to talk with 
 me. What shall I do?" 
 
 " Well, child," her mother replied, " you knowl 
 your father's notions abgut Christmas ; he would'nt 
 let a dog go from his door on a Christmas Day. Ask 
 the gentleman in to dinner and you can talk to him| 
 after; the turkey is small, but it will be enough." 
 
 Jessie did as she was bid. At first the old maul 
 would not hear of it, and insisted upon going to the 
 inn and returning after dinner ; but Jessie fina]lj[ 
 persuaded him and he went in. 
 
 " Father, this gentleman is a stranger in the village,! 
 he says he would like to talk to me about something;] 
 and I have asked him to dine with us." 
 
 '* Quite right, Jessie," said Mr. Barton rising anill 
 advancing toward the stranger, with outstretched 
 
 hand, 
 addres! 
 there ii 
 I have 
 mas, ai 
 on that 
 a heart 
 thing, 
 and the 
 
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 tall,bro 
 with h« 
 just she 
 was sof 
 fond of 
 Take h 
 seeing ] 
 
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 develop 
 of him 
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 tral Afi 
 the Ind 
 Nevada 
 dotes h 
 during 
 
 After 
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THE CURlSTxMAS ASTHEM. 
 
 59 
 
 hand. " You are heartily welcome, Sir," he continued 
 addressing his gnest, "our fare is plain, but what 
 there is I shall be happy to have you with us to share. 
 I have some queer notions, folks tell me, about Christ- 
 mas, and I never allow any stranger to pass my door 
 on that day ; if there is nothing else to offer there is 
 a hearty welcome, and I take it that's worth some- 
 thing. So come right in. Sir, dinner's on the table, 
 and the wife will fret if we let it got cold." 
 
 Mr. Barton was a hale, hearty specimen of a farmer ; 
 tall, broad -chested,bronzed with exposure,his hand hard 
 with honest labor, and the frost of over fifty winters 
 just showing itself through his dark locks. His face 
 was soft and kindly, and a pleasant sort of smile was 
 fond of playing about the corners of his mouth. 
 Take him for all in all one would be ajit to say on 
 seeing him, " that is an honest man." 
 
 The dinner passed off merrily; the old gcntlema i 
 developed a fund of wit which no one had expected 
 of him, and seemed- to be well informed on every 
 subject. Ho had travelled a great deal, had been 
 whaling in the Arctic Seas, and hunting tigers in Cen- 
 tral Africa ; he had been amongst the pearl divers in 
 the Indian Ocean, and had mined in California and 
 Nevada. Many strange stories and amusing anec- 
 dotes he told, and kept his audience fully amused 
 during the meal. 
 
 After dinner they went into the parlor, and while 
 Mr. Barton took his usual nap, Jessie opened the piano 
 
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 THE CHRISTMAS A^^Tll/'JJL 
 
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 and sung some of hor favorite hymns for the old man. 
 
 " Thank you, my dear," he said, when she had 
 finished. ** And now I want to ask you a question ; 
 you have treated an old man and a stranger very 
 kindly, and ho does not cvon know who to thank. 
 "What is your name ?" 
 
 ** Jessie Barton." 
 
 ^' Barton, Barton !" he exclaimed in some surprise. 
 *' Any relation to the Bartons who used to live in Sher- 
 brooke many years ago ?" 
 
 " We are the same family, sir. I w^as born in Sher- 
 brooke, father moved to Goschen years ago." 
 
 The old man bowed his head in his hands for a 
 minute and said softly to himself, ''I believe it now, 
 " Peace on earth, good will toward men." 
 
 Just then the farmer stirred in his sleep and wak- 
 ing with a sudden snort looked about him, and tried 
 very hard to pretend he had never been asleep at all. 
 
 The old man rose and crossing to him said, very 
 solemnly : 
 
 '' Alfred Barton, do you remember thirty years ago 
 quarrelling with your brother in the old homestead in 
 Sherbrooke ?" 
 
 ^' Aye, aye, Bob was always a hasty lad; but he 
 
 had a good heart." 
 
 " Do you remember how he cursed you, and swore 
 he would never break bread w^ith you, or recognize 
 you as a brother again ?" 
 
 " Aye, aye, but I know he was sorry for it after- 
 
 wards ; 
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 \i tear be^ 
 
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 Welcome. 
 
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 Ivards all 
 
filE CHRISTMAS ANTHEM. 
 
 61 
 
 wards ; and if ho hud lived I believe ho would have 
 come back years ago and told me so." 
 
 " Ho does live ; ho has come back ; ho is sorry for 
 it," exclaimed the old gentleman in excited tones. 
 "Good God, Alfred, is it j)ossible wo have both chang- 
 ed so much in thirty years that w^o cannot recognize 
 each other ?" 
 
 The two men looked into each other's faces for 
 I nearly a minute, then their hands mot with a hearty 
 (grip, and two words escaped them. 
 
 "Eobort!" 
 
 " Alfred !" 
 
 And so the quarrel of thirty years ago was made up. 
 
 After a w^hile the farmer spoke, still holding his 
 [brother's hand : 
 
 " Eobort, lad, you've come back at a bad time ; the 
 Ifarm is about to be sold, and there will not bo much 
 [left; but much or little, we'll share it together, lad, 
 for so I know the father would have wishoU, although 
 he said nothing about it in the will, thinking you 
 were dead." 
 
 " And so you'll share with mo," said tho old man, 
 [i tear beginning to creep into the corner of his eye. 
 
 " Aye, lad, there's not much ; but there's a hearty 
 kelcomo." 
 
 "And I'll share wuth you," said tho old man, bring- 
 ing his hand down with a jolly smack into the farmer's 
 right hand which he had seized and turned palm up- 
 Ivards all ready to be smacked. '' I'll share with you 
 
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 and you won't got the worst of the bargain, for the 
 rolling stone has gathered some moss this time, and 
 Robert Barton is good for a quarter of a million any- 
 time. Yes," he continued after a pause, "I am a rich 
 man, Alfred, but a very lonely, solitary one. I have 
 never known what it was to have a home since I left 
 the old j)lace ; no wife, no children, I stand all alone 
 in my old days ; let me end them with you ; let us 
 old men try to bring back some of our boyhood's 
 " days ; let your daughter be my daughter, and let us 
 spend what little of life is left us, together. I have 
 done enough for riches, let me do something for hap- 
 piness." 
 
 My story is as good as finished ; Brookside w^as not 
 sold, and Jegsie did not go to Montreal. Mr. Hayes, 
 somehow, found courage to finish that little speech he 
 commenced in the church, and Jessie did not interrupt | 
 him; and when his father found he was going to 
 marry a rich heiress instead of a penniless girl, he 
 gave him a splendid house and made over the business 
 ' to him. 
 
 There is a little " Bill," and a little " Jessie," and a I 
 little '' Bob" now, and Jessie looks quite matronly 
 although she still leads the choir; and the old man 
 sits in the strangers' seat — he will take no other — 
 and listens to her pure voice, and says that he never 
 began to feel what true happiness meant, until, hc| 
 heard that Christmas anthem : 
 
 *^ Peace on earth and mercy mild, 
 ** God and sinners reconcil'd.'' 
 
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 Perhaps you arc one of the people who don't think 
 :i policeman ought to want to keep Christmas like 
 other folks ; maybe you belong to that class who be- 
 lievx' that a policeman ought always to be '' on his 
 beat," and that he should never fail to be just on the 
 very spot in that beat — no matter if it be two or three 
 miles long, as it often is — at the very moment that a 
 burglary is being committed, or a fire breaks out, or 
 a child gets run over, or a fight takes place, or a 
 drunken man slips on the sidewalk, or any other acci- 
 dent occurs. Possibly you think, like a great many 
 do, that a policeman hasn't got the same feelings as 
 > 1' jK^ople, that, when he puts on his blue coat with 
 l>ra-s buttons and sticks his staff in his belt he ceases 
 to be an ordinary man and becomes " a limb of the 
 law," something of a nondescript animal, half man, 
 half locust "lub. I)on't you believe anything of the 
 kind, liong service, getting used to rough life and 
 mixing with the lowest classes ; seeing human nature 
 at its worst and always having to keep a brigiit look- 
 
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 THE POLICEMAN'S CHRISTMAS. 
 
 
 
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 out for othefi's' fiiiliiigSj don't tend to elevate a man ; I 
 admit chatj it isn't the sort of work that tends to im- ? 
 j)rove a man's oj)inion of humanity; it's not the sort 
 of thing to make a man think uetter of his fellow 
 men ; still, I don't believe you can ever make a police- 
 man quite a machine like we are told a soldier can bo 
 made — though I have my doubts about that, too. 
 
 You see we have to mix too much with the people 
 to get all the man taken out of us and leave nothing 
 but the machine, doing ils duty and knowing or caring 
 nothing beyond. It isn't natural to suppose that we 
 can be on the force for any length of time without 
 making a good many acquaintances, and, perhaps, a 
 few friends. We are for the most part pretty nearly 
 always on the same beats ; of course, we are changed 
 about every now and then so that we may get well 
 acquainted w4th the city, biU we keep pretty well to 
 one station, and get to know most of the people we 
 meet. It isn't always that, we know them to speak 
 to, but just by sight, and many a time on a cold, raw, 
 winter's morning, it has given me a sort of comfort- 
 able feel to meet some great gentleman I knew by 
 sight, and to feel that the wind and the snow, and the 
 cold didn't have anymore respect for him than it did 
 for the poor policeman who was v.early dead with the 
 three hours' freezing he had got on his beat. 
 
 When I say, '' g^.t acquainted," I don't mean in 
 the way you read in thrashy novels — written by 
 people who know nothing of the force — about police- 
 men, being always dodging down urea woys to spark 
 
 
THE POLICEMAN'S CIIRlSTMAk 
 
 67 
 
 )s. a 
 
 cooks, and arresting small boys, and never being on 
 their beats when wanted, and running away when 
 they hear a row; that's for the most part all stuff 
 written by people who don't know what they are 
 writing about. I ask you as a sensible person — I 
 suppose you are a sensible person, tho' I may be mis. 
 taken, — did you eve I* see a policeman hanging about 
 area railii'gs making love to the cook or the house 
 maid, either for her own sake, or for the sake of the 
 broken victuals ? Did you ever see a policeman 
 arrest a small boy, except those nuisances who will 
 go coasting down steep streets when there's any 
 snow, to the great danger of their own necks and of 
 damage to all passers-by — that sort have to be arrested 
 once in a while just to frighten the rest a bit ; but did 
 you ever know a policeman who made it a practice 
 of arresting only small boys? I'll bet you never did, 
 and never saw one except on the stage, or in a comic 
 paper. And as xOy running away from rows — well, 
 if you're greei? enough to believe that, I'm sorry for 
 you, that's all. No, ^hc sort of acquaintances I mean 
 that a policeman makes is mostly the people he 
 passes and repasses on the street uiid the people ho 
 has to arrest. 
 
 Were you ever arrested ? Well, you needn't get 
 mad at the question, quite as good men as you have 
 been arrested, and it don't always prove, because a 
 man is arrested that he has done anything wrong ; 
 but if you ever should be arrested it might, perhaps, 
 surprise you to find yourself known by some one or 
 
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 TltE FOLIC EMAILS CHRISTMAS. 
 
 more of the force, if not by name iit least by sight, altho' 
 you are a very quiet, respectable citizen, " unknown 
 to the police," as the saying is. You might not know 
 a single policeman by sight, but the chances are that 
 some of them know you ; why. Lor' bless me ! put the 
 police force of Montreal, small as it is, in the middle 
 of the Champ the Mars, and let all the grown up men 
 and women — and a good show of the children too — 
 pass round them, and I'll bet my buttons, and that's 
 a good deal for a policeman to bet, that at least a 
 quarter of them could be recognized by some member 
 of the force. \ ou see it's sort of natural — at least it 
 is to me, and I suppose it is to most of the force — to 
 look pretty sharp about us as we go up and down our 
 beats, and from meeting the same people frequently 
 and forming acquaintances'with the shop-keepers and 
 such like, who are generally very glad to be ac- 
 quainted with '' the policeman on the beat," — we get 
 to know pretty nearly everybody who passes along 
 our beat every day or so. 
 
 I remember when I first went to the Ottawa Street 
 Station, I was quite a stranger to that part of the 
 city, and knew very little about Griffin town except that 
 it had a bad name, and I didn't feel as if my life was 
 quite safe there at first, but, bless you, a name is all 
 in this world. " Give a dog a bad name and hang 
 him," you know the old saying; Griffintown i^n't 
 really much worse than many other localities where 
 the poor live, but it's got the name and it will stick 
 
 to it. ] 
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 ness an 
 ting sir 
 young i 
 himself 
 to " ha] 
 Ottawa 
 3IcCord 
 age. 
 
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THE rOLlCFMAA'S CHRISTMAS. 
 
 69 
 
 to it. I usod to* keep my eye pretty well open, and I 
 soon had to make a good many arrests for drunken- 
 ness and conier lofvung. Corner loafing is the beset- 
 ting* sin of the youth of Griflintown. Whenever a 
 young fellow can beg, borrow, or steal the time from 
 himself or anybody else, he thinks it the proper thing 
 to " hang on " at one of the corners. Kempt and 
 Ottawa is the most fashionable corner, but Colborne, 
 3IcCord and other streets get a good share of patron- 
 
 age. 
 
 xVbout the first man I arrested was a young fellow 
 who went by the nickname of Eowdy Ducks," and 
 who had the reputation of being one of the '* hardest " 
 cases in Griffintown; his right name was Eoderick 
 Duckworth, but he was best known to the police by 
 \i\\Q sobriquet his L isconduct had earned for him. He 
 j was drunk when I arrested him, ard resisted a bit so 
 that I had great trouble in getting him to the station ; 
 but I managed it at last, and next morning, he hav- 
 uig been up very often of late, the Hecorder sent him 
 [down for two months. 
 
 Eowdy's friends told me to '' look out" for myself 
 hvhon he came out, as he never forgot or forgave a 
 policeman who had once arrested him; but I soon 
 found I. had nothing to fear, and after a little we got 
 to be quite friendly, and he used to come up to my 
 house some nights when T was oft' duty to smoke a 
 friendly pipe. He was quite a decent young follow 
 as long as ho would leave drink alone, and quite intel- 
 
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 THE POLICEMAWS CHRISTMAS. 
 
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 ligent. He was a plumboi* by trade, and a first-rate 
 workman, so that he never wanted long for a job. 
 
 He got a little steadier that summer, and was only 
 arrested two or three times for drunkenness, but as 
 he had money he paid his fine and was not sent down. 
 
 A couple of nights after his last arrest I was otf 
 duty, and he ^came up to my house, so I took the 
 opportunity of talking to him a bit. 
 
 '' Look here, Eowdy," I said,' — we genej^ally called 
 him Howdy, — " what is the good of your going on this 
 way ; you're a young man and a good workman, and 
 you ought to be ashamed of yourself to go to the dogs 
 the way you are going now j why don't you marry 
 and settle down ?" 
 
 He flushed u]3 a little when I said this, and tried to 
 laugh it off; but after a while he said, quite serious 
 like : 
 
 '* I've thought about it Barnes," (my name is Barnes 
 — S. C. Barnes — S. C. stands for Samuel Charles, not 
 Sub Constable, although I am one) " but I don't know 
 exactly how it would do. You see the devil seems to 
 get into me when I have a drop of drink, and I don't 
 know what I am doing. I am half afraid to trust 
 myself, for I should hate myself if I married MoUie 
 and then abused her as I see some men do." 
 
 " Oh, ho I" I said, " it's gone as far as that has it ; 
 well, Eoddy, my man, take a fool's advice, swear off 
 drink, marry MoUie, and settle down for a while out 
 of Grifiintown, where you will be away from yoUr old 
 
 \mir 
 
 it: I've 
 as good 
 perhaps 
 
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 hition." 
 
 Host 
 the win 
 It was c 
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 better ( 
 stations 
 better t 
 
 Ever^ 
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 nine In 
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 companions and out of the way of temptation. You 
 ought to be too much of a man to let drink get the 
 best of you at your age ; if you don't put your foot 
 down like a man and kill your taste for it now, you 
 won't be able to do it in ten years time, if you live so 
 long." 
 
 ^* Well, old man," he answered, ''I'll think about 
 it: I've got a good place now, and this would be about 
 as good a time as any for me to turn over a new leaf; 
 perhaps, I'll do it. Good night, old man." 
 
 *' Good night, my boy, and stick to your good reso- 
 lution." 
 
 I lost sight of Roddy for some time after that, and 
 the winter was nearly gone when I met him again. 
 It was one morning when I was one of the first relief, 
 and had the Wellington Street beat ; perhaps, I had 
 better explain here how the men are divided at the 
 stations, as you may possibly understand my story 
 better then. 
 
 Every policeman is on duty for twelve hours dm*ing 
 one half of the month, and sixteen hours a day for 
 the other half — how is that for work, you eight and 
 nine hour men who grumble at what you have to do, 
 and talk about " the lazy police?" The day men have 
 to be at the station at six o'clock in the morning, and 
 are then divided into two reliefs, first and second • 
 the first relief goes on duty on the boats from six 
 o'clock until nine, and are then relieved, going on 
 patrol again at twelve o'clock for three hours more j 
 
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 THE rOLlCEMAN'S CHRISTMAS. 
 
 both reliefs remain on duty — either on the beats or 
 fit the station — until six o'clock in the evening. The 
 night duty men have to report at the station at two 
 o'clock in the aftei^noon — except those who make 
 prisoners the night before and have to attend the Re- 
 corder's Court, they are generally allowed until five 
 o'clock to report — and remain on duty until six next 
 morning. That is pretty good time it seems to me, 
 and the pay was only a dollar a day L on — it's been 
 raised to eight dollars a week now for ( \ hands, and 
 little enough it is at that I say. The night men have 
 to report in the afternoon because they have to do odd 
 jobs, notifying persons who have committed a breach 
 of any of the Corporation By laws, by keeping dogs 
 without paying the tax and such like matters. Ever}- 
 two weeks the day men become the night men, so 
 that we change and change about. 
 
 I think that is enough explanation for the present, 
 so I'll get back to my storj-. I was on the first relief 
 of the day duty men, and just as I walked down Wel- 
 lington Street, I saw Roddy crossing the bridge— this 
 was before the present railway bridge was built — 
 coming from Point St. Charles way. He was looking 
 better than lever saw him look before, neat and tidy, 
 and his clothes all nicely brushed, and altogether quite 
 smartened up froii^ what he used to be. He saw mo 
 about as quick as I saw him and came across tho 
 street, laughing and holding his hand out ; 
 
 " Well, old man," he smd as soon as we had .shakeif 
 
 hands, '' ] 
 little girl 
 and I'm 1 
 
 *' That; 
 didn't lik 
 changed 
 more hea: 
 and who 
 Montreal 
 
 '* I'm n 
 " but I he 
 own and 
 look ahej 
 know\" 
 
 It was 
 moment, 
 father of 
 
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 chickens 
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 spoke to 1 
 
 '' Yes. 
 
 '' Well, 
 I .shall be 
 glad to ki 
 
 " That 
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THE POLICEMAX'S CJHUiSTMAS, 
 
 73 
 
 hands, '' I've taken your advice. I've got as nice a 
 little girl as you could find in a day's travel, for a wife, 
 and I'm living out at the Point and keeping steady." 
 
 *' That's right, Duckworth," I said — somehow I 
 didn't like to call him '* Eowdy "^ now he was so much 
 changed for the better, " nobody congratulates you 
 more heartily than I do ; stick to your new way of life, 
 and who knows but what you may be Mayor of 
 Montreal one of these days." 
 
 '* I'm not such a fool as to expect that," renliod ho, 
 " but I hope in a couple of years to start a shop of my 
 own and begin business on my own hook. I've got to 
 look ahead now a little more than I used to, you 
 know." 
 
 It was astonishing how paternal he looked at that 
 moment, anybody might have thought he w^^^s the 
 father of a large family. 
 
 ''Well," I said, laughing, "you are counting your 
 chickens before they are hatched, but there is nothing 
 like looking ahead. And who is the wife, the one jow 
 spoke to me about ?" 
 
 " Yes. I'd like you to see her, Barnes." 
 
 " Well, just you bring her up next Sunday evening; 
 I shall be olf duty at six, and my old woman will be 
 !»:lad to know her." 
 
 "That I will, and thank you too," he said, and 
 walked olf to his business. 
 
 You see we poor people can't afford to stand on 
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 cirds, and previous introductions, and formal invi- 
 tations with us ; if wo want a man to come and see us I 
 wo ask him right off, and if ho wants to come, ho 
 comos ; and if ho don't want to como ho stays awajj 
 that's all. » 
 
 Eoddy camo on tho Sunday night, and brought his| 
 wife. Sho was a very protty girl, was Mollio Duck- 
 worth, almost too pretty I thought, and seemed voryl 
 fond of Eoddy ; but somehow, I can't say, I took al 
 fancy to her, and my old woman didn't like her at| 
 all. 
 
 '^Slio's a wild, flirting thing, that cares for nothiii^'l 
 but dress and nonsense," said my old woman aftorl 
 they were gone, '* and is no fit wife for a workiiij 
 man like Eowdy. Mark my words," she continuodi 
 "he'll be sorry for it before a year is out;" havingj 
 delivered w^hich opinion she marched off to bed. 
 
 I used to see Eowdy pretty often that summer goiiigl 
 to work in tho morning, and two or three times hel 
 came to see us, and one Sunday my old woman and l| 
 took tea with him at his house. He had been marr: 
 near a year then and was still living out at the PoinlJ 
 but talked of coming up to the city iu the winter, aJ 
 he said he was too far from his business, His wifj 
 seemed anxious for him to come into town too, declarj 
 ing she was " moped to death" out there, and althou<!;li 
 I tried to persuade him not to come back to the oltl 
 place, I could see he had made up his mind, and I fell| 
 pretty sure it would not be long before he was n 
 (jriffintown again and, perhaps, up to his old games. 
 
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 They did not soom to get alon^ well together ; ho 
 was very fond of her bat she appeared careless about 
 him, and rather free for a married Avoman ; still I 
 thought that would wear off, the more so as there was 
 a prospect of there being a little Eoddy before very 
 long. "We did not spend a very pleasant evening, and 
 my old woman would not go again although they 
 I asked us. 
 
 Early in the fall they left the Point and came to 
 I live in Barre Street, where they had half of a small 
 brick house, and Mollie kept house after a fashion ; 
 but most of her time was spent gadding about St. 
 Josejih Street and around that portion of the city, 
 instead of minding her duties at home, and I could 
 hiee that Eoddy was not very comfortable with his 
 wife. Still he kept steady for a while raid did not go 
 with his old companions ; but it did not last long. The 
 Ibaby was born early, in ^November and died in a few 
 klays, and after that Mollie was out more than ever, 
 land neglected the house so that Roddy was never quite 
 Icertain that he would get anything for supper when 
 lie came home after work. 
 
 This soon brought about the result I expected; 
 inding he could get no comfort at honi , Roddy fell 
 )ack into his old habits, and one night I found him 
 foitering, half drunk, at the corner of Kemi)t and 
 )ttawa Streets. I did not take him in charge but 
 [valked home Avith him part of the Avay, giving him a 
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 " I can't help it, Barnes," ho said, '* Mollie is drivl 
 ing mo to it with hor careless ways. I never get anvf 
 peace or comfort in the house, and to-night she ncvorl 
 came home to get supper ; so I wont off with the boyJ 
 a bit and had a few drinks. I haven't been drinkinni 
 lately you know, and a little got the best of mc 
 Barnes, old fellow," he went on after a minute, "ll 
 wish I never had married ; I don't think Mollie carcJ 
 much about me, and perhaps never did, although l| 
 have been a cood kind husband to her. She likes aii\ 
 place better than her homo, and sometimes I think 
 ' — he didn't finish what ho thought, but I could hcaJ 
 his teeth grind together in a way that made my flesij 
 creep ajl over and a little cold shiver run right through 
 me. I never did like to Tiear people grind their teeth] 
 but I never heard any teeth get such a ga'inding a| 
 Roddy gave his that night. 
 
 "Never mind, old fellow," I said, trying to checJ 
 him up a bit, *' she's young yet, and when the kidj| 
 begin to come she will settle down at homo neven 
 fear. Are you all right now," I asked as wo reached! 
 his door, " if so, I'll leave you. Go to bed, Roddyf 
 and don't come out again to-night, or you might get| 
 into trouble." 
 
 " I'm all right, old man," he said as he opened th^ 
 door. "Good night." 
 
 Ho went in as he spoke, leaving the door partljl 
 open, and I could see Mollie sitting by the tablj 
 reading something which sho^ hastily put in m 
 
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 pocket lis she heard UocMy'H step in the room. "This 
 is a nice time for you to come homo, and a pretty 
 I condition you are in," she said, turning on him 
 sharply. 
 
 *' Where have you been all the afternoon?" he re- 
 torted angrily. *' Why didn't you come home to get 
 I supper?" 
 
 1 didn't catch any more, but I could hear their 
 I voices raised as I walked away, and I knew they wei'o 
 having a row. 
 
 After that, Eoddy '' >vent to the dogs," as the say- 
 ing is, faster than ever. He soon was out of work, 
 land spent most of his time loafing at street corners 
 I or drinking in the saloons. I saw him drunk several 
 
 I times, but he kept away from me, and as he behaved 
 ! himself quietly and did not make a row I didn't arrest 
 him, and he managed to keep out of the station house. 
 
 I I knew he and Mollie wore getting on worse than 
 ever together, for I heard some of his companions 
 i taking about it; but Roddy evidently did not want 
 to speak to me of it, and avoided mo as much as 
 [possible.* 
 
 It was two nights before Christmas, and I was rest- 
 |ing myself a bit in the statioi\ and thinking whether 
 I the old woman would have a turkey or a goose for 
 Christmas dinner, when a boy came running in and 
 [said, the police were wanted down in Barre street, 
 I that a man had killed his wife there. 
 
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 tired out, having boon on duty since two o'clock ti-y- 
 ing to catch some boj's who would insist on coast iii<j 
 down Mountain street, at the imminent risk of thoir 
 own necks and other people's limbs; and I had also 
 been three hours on patrol, but I jumped up quito 
 fresh rjul lively the moment the boy spoke, for it 
 flashed across me in a minute that the man was Roddv, 
 so I pulled on my coat and taking another man with 
 me started for Barre street. 
 
 The street was all in a bustle when I got there, and 
 ([uite a crowd had collected in front of lioddy's, from 
 whence sounds of swearing and a smashing like fur- 
 niture bciuij broken, and a woman's cries and sobs 
 proceedetj. 
 
 I pushed my way through the crowd into the 
 house and found everything in confusion. Roddy was 
 standing in the middle of the room with the fragment 
 of a chair in his hand which he had been smashing to 
 pieces, his face was terribly flushed, his eyes flashing, 
 and his whole manner showed that he was laboring 
 under great excitement besides being very drunk; 
 Mollie was in one corner with her hands pressed to 
 her head, sobbing and shrieking out, '' Murder," every 
 now and then ; the furniture was all knocked about, 
 and looked as if there had been a scuffle in the room. 
 The moment Mollie sftw me she ran to me and shouted 
 out : " Save me, Mr. Barnes, he tried to kill me ! " 
 
 *' And I will too,'* growled Roddy savagely, '* You 
 won't carry on your games much longer at my, ex- 
 
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 ponsc, my /A'irl," and ho took ii step towards hor with 
 the picco of hrokcii chair raised above his lioad, hut 
 stopped ashamed like wlicii he saw inc. 
 
 "It's all rii^ht, old man," he said, tryini;' to lan,i»h. 
 'I was only making fun, I wouldn't hurt her." 
 
 '' lie struck me," cried Mollic, " see hero," and she 
 took her hand from her face and showed me a great 
 red mark on one side which looked as if she had beeil 
 struck with an open hand. *' lie struck me twice 
 and swoi'e he'd kill me, and 1 want him arrested. I'jn 
 afraid to trust myself with him. Take him away and 
 lock him up.'' 
 
 " I only gave her a slap, Barnes," said Tloddy. ''I'm 
 a little drunk and she made me ma;l ; it's all right 
 now, I won't touch her again.'* 
 
 He spoke quite rationally although he was drunk, 
 and his passion AVas all gone, so I talked the nuitter 
 over a little with him and quieted him down before I 
 took him to the station, for 1 could not help arresting 
 him as Mollie continued to make her change a'.^ainst 
 him. He went very quietly ; but I could see he felt be- 
 ing arrested again after keej^ing out of the sUition so 
 
 loDir. 
 
 It was near twelve o'clock Avhcn I got l)ack to the 
 station,. and time for me to go on my beat, so Hoddy 
 was kept a few minutes until the second relief camo 
 in, when some of the men w*ere to take him up to the 
 Chaboillcz Square station where all prisoners from 
 Ottawa street had to be taken in those days, as there 
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 "Don't swear too liaj'cl Jii^'iiinst mc lo-nioi*i'o\v 
 morning-, old man," said Itoddy as I went out. " I 
 didn't mean to hurt llie girl, and it is the first time I 
 ever struck licr." 
 
 • Wlien I came otV my beat at three o'clock, I liear<l 
 that the men who were taking llo(l<ly up toChahoillez 
 S(inai'e, had been set upon b}' a lot of Roddy's friends 
 at the corner of Col borne and William streets, and a 
 rescue effected; Grigson, one of the officers, had got 
 a bad cut over the eye with a stick, and the other 
 man had been pretty roughly handled. A squad of 
 men had been down to Roddy's house looking for him, 
 but lie had not been there. I was sorry Roddy had 
 been rescued, for I knew he would soon be caught 
 ao'ain and it would i^o liardcr with him then. 
 
 ^ext morning I had to go up to the Recorder's 
 Court about the boys I had been chasing the day be- 
 fore, three of whom w^e had caught. I was a bit late, 
 for I had overslept myself, and was hurrying along 
 AVillia n street when just about Colbornc a gentleman 
 stopped me and asked me a question. It was a bitter 
 cold morning and the wind was blowing right through 
 me, so that I didn't hear him at first. It's no use 
 telling me that the wind never blows through a man 
 but round him, I know better; I've felt it many a 
 time come in at the third button-hole of my coat just 
 about the pit of my itomach, bore a straight hole 
 clean through me, and go out at the small of my 
 back. It has happened to me frequently, so 1 ought 
 
 to know ; 
 up my a 
 liis quest 
 ^treet, if 
 
 I gave 
 a swell li 
 11 very fn 
 skin coat 
 could tel 
 had not I 
 buk-e on 
 good lool 
 big mous 
 eyes I di 
 waste, fo. 
 court. 
 
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 and soon 
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 to know; any vviiy, this Diorning the wind had .stopped 
 up my cars and I had to ask the gentleman to repeat 
 I liis question. '' Can you tell me tlie way to Bane 
 street, if you please? '' 
 
 I gave him the direction, and wondered a bit what 
 a swell like him could want in Barre street. He was 
 II very fancy sort of a fellow with a handsome seal 
 skin coat, cap and gloves on, and very new pants, I 
 could tell they were very n.ew for the basting thread 
 had not been pu!led out on one side, and they didn't 
 bulL-e out at the knees like old pants do. lie was a 
 good looking chap too, with bush}' black hair and a 
 big moustache, but there was a wicked look about the 
 eyes I didn't like ; however, I had not much time to 
 waste, for it was neaidy ten, and I hurried olf to the 
 court. 
 
 The Recorder was on the bench when I got in and 
 the first case had been called ; it was a simple drunk, 
 and soon disposed off, then the Eecorder astonished me 
 by calling out ^'Roderick Duck>vorth ! " 
 
 I was thoroughly sur2)rised for I did not know he 
 had been re-arrested, and I hastily arose to go into 
 the box, thinking it was my case. 
 
 *' Why, it's Rowdy! " exclaimed His Honor, a smile 
 of recognition playing over his good humored coun- 
 tenance as the ju-isoner stepped into the dock, ''so 
 you've come back again Rowdy, eh?" 
 
 ''My name isn't Rowdy," said Roddy sulkily. 
 
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 inisconduc't has gMiiicd such a sobn'quet for you," ro- 
 tuniod His Honor, taking him up quite sharp. "What 
 is the charge ?" 
 
 The officers who arrested liini stated that he had 
 heen found in 8t. Charles Borromee Street about 
 three o'clock in the morning* very drunk, and taken to 
 the Central Station, where it was discovered that ho 
 had been arrested in Grif down and snbsefpiently 
 resc ued. 
 
 "What was lie arreste;! f)r, Uie first time?"' asked 
 His Honor. 
 
 " He was drunk in his own house, vour Honor,"' 
 rejilied the So-geanf, "and beat his wife." 
 
 " Oh," said His Honor, looking crossly at Roddy, 
 "3'ou have added that to your other accomplishments, 
 have 3"ou. Well, go on with the case ; has the Avomau 
 made a charge against him ?" 
 
 There was a pause for an instant and T saw Roddy 
 look up and throw an anxious, inquiring glance 
 around the Court to see if Mollie was tliere. Not 
 finding her his face cleared, but it clouded over again 
 in an instant as he saw the Clerk of the Court enter 
 with a sheet of paper in his hand, closely followed by 
 Mollie Avho had a handkerchief ostentatiously tied 
 across her face covei'ing her left eye. 
 
 His Honoi' read the deposition and putting on his 
 sternest look, said, "Duckworth, you are chai'gcd 
 with committing a violent assault on your Avife, b)' 
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 severe woiiiul. There i« no elass of men,'" eontiiuied 
 His Honor, bcttliiig himself down for a little lecture, 
 '' whom I more corditilly abhor than the mean, cow- 
 ardly wretches who raise their hands against Aveak, 
 (Icfenseless women; there is nothing more cowardly, 
 nothing more riUlianly than the wife-heater, and I 
 oft(^n rei>Tet that tlie law does not allow me to con- 
 (]»'iun them to a inimber of lashes with the cat-o'-nine 
 tails, so that they maj^ feel some of that corporal suf- 
 fering the;^" are so fond of inflicting upon others. 
 Vou have long been known to this Court asadruidvcn 
 loafer, and now vou have added another crime to the 
 long ii>- already against you, one too, of the worst 
 eriines a man can he guilty of. Here is a young, deli- 
 cate woman — scarcely more than a girl — whom 3'ou 
 have sAVorn before God's liolv altar to cherish and 
 protect, and 1 find you using brutal violence towards 
 lier, such as no man with any feeling Avould use to a 
 <lug. I warn you, sir, that the Court will not be dis- 
 ])osed to be any too lenient to you, ai d unless you 
 amend your way of living, your course will lead yon 
 down to — to — perdition," concluded His Honor, rather 
 bothered for a mon o.it for a word ; but getting it, 
 f<tarted off again. " Yes, to perdition, and, perhaps, 
 will lead vou to the <;-allows, for in a moment of 
 drunken delirium, Avhen your unbridled 2)assions are 
 allowed full sway, you nuiy strike the blow which will 
 nlace you in the murderer's cell." Ifaving thus com- 
 fortably disposed of lioddy, His Honor asked for 
 the evideru-e and ordei'cd Mollie to be sworn. 
 
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 " Your IToJior," said Eoddy, earnestly, '' I never 
 raised my hand against her before, and she drove me 
 to it with her flirting ways. I haven't been here for 
 eighteen months, and I would never have come here 
 aii:ain but for her." 
 
 '^ That Avill do, that will do; you will have an op- 
 ])Oi'tunity to say what you have to say by and by. 
 (Jo on with the evidence." 
 
 Mollie took lier place in the witness-box, and after 
 darting a vindictive glance at Roddy gave her evi- 
 dence. It was dead against Roddy, and showed him 
 as a regnlar ruffian who continually ill used her, and 
 who had walked into the house and without a word 
 of provocation felled her to the ground, giving her, 
 as she expi'essed it, '' an awful cut " on the forehead. 
 
 " Poor thing," said His Honor, very compassion- 
 ately, "it is a mercy he did not kill you in his 
 brutality. Take off" the bandage, if you can, and let 
 me see the wound." 
 
 " I only struck her with the back of my hand, your 
 Honor," put in Roddy, "it would not have killed a 
 fly." 
 
 " Hold 3'Our tongue, sir ; you have no legal right to 
 strike her at all. Let me soc the injury." 
 
 Mollie coquetted a good deal about taking off the 
 handkerchief and began to cry, and said it hurt her 
 too much and a lot more stuff, so His Honor kindly 
 told her not to mind, and Mollie brightened up in a 
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 I wasn't going to see him beaten that way, so I jnst 
 slipped my thumb under the knot of the handkerchief, 
 gave a pull and brought it away, very nearly pulling 
 off her bonnet in the operation. 
 
 His Honor looked for a moment as if he was going 
 to read me a lecture for my officiousness, but his 
 attention was distracted by a suppressed cry from 
 MoUie and he turned to her, so I escaped. 
 
 She had flushed up as red as a beet, and looked at 
 mo as if she would like to bite me, but I didn't mind 
 that ; I was watching His Honor who was looking at 
 her face. 
 
 There was not a mark or a scratch on it. 
 
 His Honor gazed at her steadily for a moment and 
 a sterner look came over his face. He has a keen 
 sense of humor has His Honor, and I have often seen 
 him laugh at his own jokes ; but he has also a keen 
 sense of justice, and an honest, kindly heart beats be- 
 neath his judicial waistcoat. Mollie saw that she had 
 gone too far and stammered out : 
 
 " He didn't cut me, your Honor, ho stunned me and 
 it hurt awful 1}'." 
 
 " Is that the only mark you have got ?" 
 
 Mollie nodded assent, and His Honor continued, " it 
 doesn't seem to be a very dangerous v, ound ; let me 
 hear what the policeman has to say." 
 
 My evidence was soon given as well as that of the 
 officer who accompanied me. His Honor paused for a 
 moment, and then asked the Sergeant on dut}' how 
 long it was since Eoddy had been before him. 
 
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 The Sergeant rcfcri'ud to tlio book juhI sjiid it was 
 eightcon months, and I (ook tlic fliancc to put in ;' 
 good word for liim. 
 
 ''Duckworth," said His llonoi-, ^' J find tliat t!ic 
 charge against you docs not Kccni to be so grave as 
 it appeared at first; your wife's statement is rathei* 
 va^ue, and seems to be dictated to some extent by 
 sj^ito, and is not borne out by the policeman's state- 
 ment. I am glad to hear you have been more steady 
 ot' late, and hope you will let this be a warning to you 
 not to fall back into your old evil courses. It is really 
 a pity that 3'ou an4 your wife cannot get on more 
 comfortably together, you are both young and should 
 try to live happily together. I shall give you a 
 chance this time; but, mind, if you are brought 
 before mo a£>;ain for the same ott'ense I shall send you 
 down for two months. FivedoHars or one month." 
 
 Koddy made a sign to mc as lie loft the dock, and 
 I went down stairs to him. 
 
 '•'Get the money from MoUie and ])ay the fnie tor 
 me, Barnes," he said, ''don't let me be sent down. I 
 liave the money at home.'" 
 
 I Avent to MoUio and asked hor to pay the fine ; but 
 she tossed hei- head at me and said ; '^ It would serve 
 him right, if I let him rot in jail, the brute " 
 
 I didn't have time to go back to Eoddy then, as I 
 had a good many things to look after, and I had pro- 
 miso<l my old woman to buy the goose — Ave had 
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 had to go on duty again at five o'clock, so Koddy 
 slipped my memory, and I did not think of )iim again 
 uiitil next morning, when I thought I would go round 
 to his house and wish him a happy Christmas. The 
 house was all shut up and desertetl, and one of the 
 neighbors told mo Eoddy had not been home all night 
 jior the day before cither. I tried to rouse Mollie but 
 could not make her hear. As I had nothing very 
 particular to do for an hour or so, I thought I would 
 go to the Central Station and see if Iloddy's fine had 
 been paid, or if he had been sent down. 
 
 Ju3t as I expected, T found that Moliic had not been 
 near lloddy, and that he had been sent down. Now, 
 I suppose I am rather a foolish policeman, very likely 
 I don't look at things in the way some people might 
 think a right-minded policeman ought to view them, 
 but I told you at the beginning of this story that I 
 was not a machine and never would be, and it did 
 seem to me pretty hard that poor Koddy should spend 
 his Christmas in jail, so I just went home, got live 
 dollars off the old woman — she is the cashier of our 
 tirm — went down to the jail and paid Eoddy's fine. 
 
 '•Thank you, kindly, old man," he said, "It was 
 go(xl of you to think of me and not let me spend 
 Ciu'istmas in prison ; AFollie might have paid the fine, 
 there is more than tifty dollars in the liouse and slie 
 knows it. " I'll be round after dinner, old man, and 
 give you the money." 
 
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 quite t'ompatiblc with the dig-iiity of a policeman to 
 make such a confe;^sion, but I do like '' the bird of 
 folly," and am not ashamed to own it. I have a kind 
 feeling for a goose too, and I think it a gross libel to 
 call it the bird of folly; didn't a flock of geese save 
 IJome, and Romulus and Eemus, and Julius Caisar, and 
 Nero, and Heinzi, and all the other noble old Romann. 
 Of course they did, or my Roman History tells a 
 great big — no such thing. And if the geese hadn't 
 saved Rome we couldn't have any Roman candles, or 
 maccaroni, or Coliseum, or old Roman coins — made 
 in Birmingham — now a days, could we? Of course 
 not, so I don't think it fair to abuse the goose ; I 
 admire and respect the goose, especially when it is 
 roasted with sage and onions and served up hot with 
 nice rich gravy. 
 
 It was a model goose we had for our Christmas 
 dinner, it weighed twelve pounds after it was cleaned 
 and was as plump and fat as a j^artridge, and my old 
 w^oman had done it to a turn. I like goose better 
 than turlvcy, it is so much more filling and has moie 
 flavor in one drumstick than a turkey has in its whole 
 body; besides there is a richness about it no turkey 
 cm ever have. I stood and looked fondlj^ at that 
 goose, and I felt a little s^'mpathy for him — I suppose 
 a policeman can feel sympathy for a goose without 
 breaking the rules— as I thought how suddenly he 
 had been cut olt'in the [>rime of his youth and goose- 
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 for a momonl, while tlic old woman and the children 
 \vaited in longing* expectation. 
 
 But 1 was not destined to carve that goose. Just 
 as the knife was descending there came a sudJ<in 
 knock at the door, and before I could get to it it w.ns 
 opened, and lloddy burst into the room looking so 
 wild and strange that I involuntarily dropped the 
 knife and fork and exclaimed, 
 
 "For the Lord's sake, Roddy, what is tlie matter." 
 
 ' Tliey've gone," he gasped out. "Gone; come 
 with me, Barnes, come with me and follow them," 
 
 '' Who has gone?" I asked, "where do you want 
 to go to ?" 
 
 " Stop and take your dinner first, Roddy, whatever 
 it might be/' said my old woman, "I'm sure the 
 i;-oose is beautiful and you look most clammed." 
 
 '• MoUic," said Roddy, not noticing my old woman's 
 interruption, " Mollie has run away from mo, and 
 gone otf with some fellow, taking everything they 
 could lay their hands on. Come with me, old man, 
 I must catch him.'' 
 
 I didn't like the w\a3* he emphasized that word 
 '' him," and the look on his face made me afraid to 
 let him tro alone. Still I did not like to leave the 
 goose, and to gain time as much as anything else, I 
 
 said : 
 " Tell us all about it, Roddy, what has happened ?" 
 ITe stood silent for a moment as if to collect him- 
 self, and then said : " AVhen yon left me, Barnes, i 
 
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 \v(Mi(, home oxjHH'tini!; to I'md Mollic; she vvjis nol ul 
 lioiiio, as iniial, and I bo^aii to get tliiiig-s ready for 
 dinner. In moving about tlie room I noticed that u 
 good many things were gone, and everything seemed 
 to liave been tumbled about; I thought somebody 
 liad robbed the liouse whiU^ I was a'vay — (Jod knows 
 J did not suspect Mollie then ; T knew she was wild 
 and careless, hut I didn't think then she was as bad 
 as 1 know now she is. Then 1 thought of the money ; 
 it was put between two bricks under the stove, and 
 nobody knew where it was but Mollic and myself; 
 the bricks were moved and the money gone. Barnes, 
 9ld fellow, it came on me like a cla^^ of thunder; she 
 had run away from me!" Poor fellow, he stopped 
 for a minute, and I could see big tears trying to come 
 into his eyes, but sticking in his throat ; he gulped 
 them down and went on. '' I asked some of the neigh- 
 bours, and they told me she had gone away about iui 
 hour before in a sleigh with a swell-looking fellow in 
 a fur coat and a big black moustache." Koddy was 
 too much excited to be particular in his description, 
 and did not stop to mention the other things the man 
 must have been in. '' One of the boys heard the man 
 sa^^ing they would be in St. Johns in time for dinner, 
 and then they drove away. Come with me, Barnes, 
 I have a light cutter here and a good horse, we can 
 catch them before they get to St. Albans." 
 
 I took another look at the goose. I liked Roddy, 
 and I was willing to do anything I could for him, 
 
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 but I was hun_i;-iy and the i^'oosc loc^kod \ory tem]>(- 
 ing. Policemen like good things as well as other 
 people, and I doubt that I should have given up the 
 •^'oosc for Koddy's sake if it hadn't been for my old 
 woman. 
 
 '•Samuel," she said, ''you had bettor go with 
 
 Roddy." Roddy was a fav^ourite with my old woman, 
 
 altho' Mollie wasn't. " You may be wanted to arrest 
 
 that thief and bring him back, for mark my words, 
 
 lie's no gentleman, but some loafer who has stolon 
 
 some good clothes and run away with Mollie for what 
 
 little money she could get. Take 3'our dinner with 
 
 I you," she continued as she saw me look again at the 
 
 goose, " and you and Eoddy can eat it on the way," 
 
 I and before I could say a word she had seized the 
 
 niife, cut both legs off the goose, folded them up in 
 
 [paper with several slices of bread, some butter, a 
 
 iHcrevv of salt, a couple of knives, and stood with my 
 
 [coat all ready for me to jmt it on. 
 
 Of course I went ; somehow I generally do what 
 wy old w^oman wants me to, and the last thing I 
 fieard as we drove away was my old woman calling 
 )nt, 
 
 " Be sure you bring back the knives." 
 
 It was a long cold drive, and we talked very little 
 )n the way. We stopped for a minute at St. Lam- 
 bert's, and took our dinner just as we left there, but 
 [he goose did not taste nearly as good as I expected, 
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 kept lashing at tho horso in a vicious kind of way, 
 altho' there was really no occasion to touch him, for 
 he was a good one to go and warmed up to his work 
 first rate. 
 
 Wo hoard of them at St. Johns. They had dined 
 there and left about half an hour ahead of us. We 
 made an effort to counterbalance that disac' vantage 
 by getting a fresh horse, as we found out they had 
 not changed theirs. 
 
 Just as we were getting into the sleigh I made a 
 discovery. Eoddy's coat swung open for a moment 
 as the wind caught it, and sometliing hard struck my 
 hand. I recognized the touch in an instant. 
 
 It was a pistol. 
 
 Then I remembered the queer way Eoddy had 
 said " I must catch him," and I gave myself a kind 
 of a shake up as I said to myself: " Now look here, 
 Mr. S. C. Barnes, Sub Constable, just attend to what 
 you are about ; if this here man shoots that there 
 man it won't be pleasant for you ; if you must go run- 
 ning after men who run away with other men's wives 
 on Christmas Day, instead of staying at home and 
 eating your hot goose like a sensible policeman, you 
 must not let anybody get shot; for if you do some of| 
 those bothersome newspapers will get hold of it and 
 give you a hauling over the coals about it, and yon 
 will find yourself ia trouble. So look sharp and get 
 hold of that pistol or look out for squalls." 
 
 It did not take me long to make up my mind wliat^ 
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 I asked Eoddy to have a smoke and pulled out a 
 meerschaum, but in dragging out my coat tail to get 
 at my tobacco pouch I pulled Roddy's coat a little 
 away from his body, and quicker than I ever thought 
 I could have done it, I whipped the pistol out of his 
 pocket and put my pipe case in it. He drew his coat 
 up pretty quick and touched his side with his elbowj 
 but the pipe case felt all right, and ho didn't suspect 
 anything. 
 
 If I had been asked two minutes before if I could 
 pick a pocket I should have laughed at the idea ; but 
 after I had done it I could not help thinking either 
 that pocket picking was a good deal easier than is 
 generally supposed, or that a first-class pickpocket 
 was spoiled when I became a policeman. 
 
 We had not got more than about three miles out of 
 St. Johns when we sighted a sleigh just going round 
 a little bend in the road about a hundred yards ahead 
 of us, w* th three people in it ; the driver and a man 
 and woman sitting pretty close together on the back 
 seat. 
 
 Roddy gave a start as ho saw the sleigh, for he recog- 
 nized MoUie ; and I took that opportunity — the first 
 I had — to give the pistol "a push off the seat on to the 
 bottom of the sleigh. 
 
 Now I never was jjartial to pistols; and I have 
 always specially objected to tliose self-cocking, self- 
 firing off things called revolvers. A good old-fashioned 
 horse-pistol that measures about half a yard or so in 
 
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 length, takes a young steam engine to cock it, and a 
 good strong kick by a full-grown bull to fire it oif, I 
 don't so much mind ; that gives a man time and 
 warning, so that there is a good square chance to 
 dodge ; but the^e revolving things always go off when 
 they are not expected to, and nothing can persuade 
 them to go off when wanted, if they don't happen to 
 have a mind to. 
 
 !N'ow, nobody wanted that pistol of Roddy's to go 
 ou when I touched, but off it went. Whether I pulled 
 the trigger without knowing it. or whether it fell on 
 the caps, or whether Roddy or I stepped on it and set 
 it off there is no means of knowing now. All I do 
 know is that two barrels of it did go off the minute I 
 pushed it from the seat, and in another second our old 
 horse had his tail up, the bit in his teeth and was 
 tearing down that road at a pace that would have 
 astonished Dexter; while Roddy gave a jump that 
 nearly threw him out of the sleigh, and let a howl 
 out of him loud enough to scare a whole churchyard. 
 That miserable revolving machine had sent one ball 
 through the dashboard, taking about four inches of 
 skin and a handful of hair oft* the old horse's tail ; 
 and driven the other ball tl^i-ough the calf of Roddy's 
 left log. Then I made a grab at the reins, which 
 Roddy had dropped, and moved my right foot in so 
 doing, and the machine shot oft* again ; but whether 
 it did any damage or not I never found out, for by 
 th'J^t time our hoi*se ha4 caught up with the sleigh 
 
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 ahead of us and tried to take the shortest cut out of 
 reach of the shooting machine behind him hy going 
 over the sleigh, occupants and all. 
 
 The driver had hoard our little bombardment and 
 saw us coming ; he tried all ho could to give us room 
 to pass and pulled well over into the snow bank on 
 the left, but it was no use ; the road was too narrow, 
 and our horse, having nobody to guide him, did just 
 what seemed best to his misguided fancy, and the last 
 discharge of that miserable revolving machine had 
 scarcely reverberated in his startled ears before wo 
 collided with the sleigh in front of us. 
 
 We struck about midships, as the sailors would say 
 —at least I should judge so from the fact that our 
 sleigh broke very nearly in half, and the old horse 
 ran away with the front part while the back part was 
 left with Roddy and I — but I could not be very certain 
 of anything more than that we did strike ; and that 
 inside of half a second afterwards five feet nine and 
 a half inches of policeman was describing a parabola 
 through the air, and that just before he disappeared 
 head first beneath the snow, he had a sort of vague 
 and indistinct vision of a large flock of petticoats, 
 buffalo robes, men's legs, splinters of sleighs, pieces 
 of harness and other things, too numerous to mention, 
 flying about in all directions ; while the entire British 
 Army, Volunteers and all, seemed to be firing a fusil- 
 lade of joy at the event, such a tremendous noise did 
 that miserable revolving machine make in letting oft' 
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 IIow long it took mo to got my hoad out of the snow, 
 I can't tell ; it felt like an hour, but I don't think it 
 could have been over a minute, for the snow was soft, 
 and although I went in far I came out easy. "When 
 I got up and looked around the first thing 1 saw was 
 the tail of our old horse sticking up like a sign post, 
 while he was tearing down the road like mad with 
 the fragment of the sleigh behind him, and the other 
 horse and sleigh, with two people in it, close after 
 him. Then I looked to the left and saw a pair of legs 
 trying to kick themselves out of the snow, so I got 
 hold of one of them and gave it a good strong pull 
 and brought out a smooth faced, rod-headed man, I 
 did not re^'ognise, and as he sat down to recover him. 
 self I looked around for Eoddy. 
 
 He had fallen under what portion of the sleigh was 
 left us, and was partially stunned by a blow from 
 some piece of the broken sleigh, and that added to 
 the loss of blood from the wound in his leg had made 
 him quite faint, so that it took some little time before 
 I could bandage up his leg with my handkerchief and 
 recover him a bit. He soon came to himself, and as 
 quick as he recovered his senses he asked, 
 
 ^' Where is Mollie ?" * 
 
 I turned and pointed down the road when we could 
 still see the race between our old horse and the other 
 horse and sleigh, ours still having the best of it, and 
 said. 
 
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 Ho first looked at mo for a second, and then with a 
 great cry he jumped past me, and the next thing I 
 yaw was two men rolling over together in the snow, 
 tearing and fighting, and a black curly wig and big 
 black moustache lying in the road. 
 
 Of couj'se I got at them at once and tried to sej)ar- 
 ato them, but I should have had a poor chance if the 
 bandage hadn't slipped off Eoddy's leg, and it began 
 to bleed again, so that he turned faint and loosed his 
 hold ; then I got out a pair of handcuffs I had in my 
 pocket and slipped them on the other man. Why I 
 did it, I couldn't have told, except that I was fighting 
 one to two, but I was glad of it afterwards. When he 
 found himself fast he just gave me a good hearty 
 curse or two, and then sat down on the broken sleigh 
 in a sullen manner and didn't say a word more. 
 
 It took me some time to quiet Eoddy, and I don't 
 know how I could ever have got them both into St. 
 Johns if a farmer hadn't happened to drive rp just 
 then, and I got him to help me and let me use his 
 sleigh. 
 
 We managed to hire a sleigh in St. Johns, and 
 after making arrangements for having the horse and 
 the remnants of the cutter sent after us, if our old 
 horse ever allowed himself to be caught, we started 
 for Montreal. 
 
 Before leaving, I searched my red-headed friend, 
 who proved, when he had his black wig and moustache 
 on, to be the same n>an who had spoken to m<? on 
 
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 William Street the morning before, and found 
 noddy's watch and fifty-five dollars in money on him, 
 part of which Roddy identified, so I was all safe in 
 taking him back. 
 
 It was near midnight when we got to Montreal, 
 and I had my man lodged in the Chaboillez Square 
 Police Station, and then I took Roddy home with 
 me, and my old woman fixed us up a bit of hot sup- 
 per, and I took a drop of something warm, for I had 
 to go to the Ottawa Station and report for duty as 
 soon as possible ; but Roddy wouldn't touch a drop of 
 anything although he must have been pretty cold. 
 
 " I've had my last drink, old man," he said, " to- 
 day's business has sobered me for life. Perhaps Mol- 
 lie would have proved a better wife to me by and by 
 if I had kept straight, and not taken to drink again. 
 Poor girl, I must go to St. Albans after her to-mor- 
 row, Barnes. I can't let her go to the bad this way 
 without making one effort to save her. She can't be 
 all bad yet, and I haven't behaved any too well to 
 her lately. I must see her again." 
 
 Poor felk)w, he pushed away the plate of hot gib 
 bletts and other remnants of the goose which my old 
 woman had put before him, without having more 
 than tasted it, and sat with his head on his hands 
 v£uite sorrowful. Somehow the goose seemed to stick 
 in my throat, and I felt very much like I was going 
 to cry, which would have been very undignified in a 
 policeman, when ray old woman cut in with| 
 
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 " Samuel, you did not bring back the knives. I 
 knew you wouldn't," 
 
 It was a fact, and worse than that I had lost my 
 pipe, an old pet meerschaum which had been a good 
 friend to me for years ; the case was all safe in Rod- 
 dy's pocket, but ray good old pipe was gone. So was 
 Roddy's shooting machine, but I did not care about 
 that, and felt rather glad than otherwise that it was 
 at a safe distance where it couldn't go off without 
 warning and shoot somebody. 
 
 Next morning I was at the Central Station early 
 to make my deposition, and there I made an agree- 
 able discovery. I discovered that I had made a great 
 caj>tiire ; that my red headed friend was no less a 
 personage than Mr. William Sinclair, alias Dick 
 Smith, alias Augustus Hamilton, against whom three 
 or four warrants had been issued in Toronto and 
 Hamilton, and for whose arrest a reward of $1,000 
 was offered. It appeared that Sinclair had been clerk 
 in a large business house in Hamilton, and had 
 robbed his employers of several thousand dollars, 
 but had managed it so cleverly that it was some time 
 I after he left before it was discovered. Meanwhile he 
 I had gone to Toronto, where he passed under the 
 name of Dick Smith, and thei'o forged two cheques 
 jfor about fifteen hundred dollars on the National Sand 
 tank of that city ; having accomplished which he 
 I had run off with the wife of one of the Bank clerks, 
 mnd had been tracked to the States, where all tract; 
 
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 of him was lost, and ho was supposed to have gone to 
 California. This was about a year boforo I saw him ; 
 our dotoctivos hero had boon on tho look out for him 
 at tho time, and had his description, photograph, &c., 
 but tho scent had grown pretty cold, and when Mr. 
 Augustus Hamilton appeared in Montreal as a gen- 
 tleman ** just out from the old country," ho was not 
 suspected. What ho wanted in Montreal, or whether 
 ho had committed any robbery here never trans- 
 pired, as no charge was made against him, Roddy re- 
 fusing to prosecute when ho found there were already 1 
 so many more serious crimes for him to answer for. 
 He was transferred to Toronto, where he was tried 
 and condemned to grace tho Penitentiary for seven 
 years, and he is still there, his close cropped red] 
 head being much admired, and being quite an orna- 
 ment to the place. 
 
 Boddy went to St. Albans as soon as his leg was I 
 bettor, but could not find Mollie, who had gone on to 
 New York. He followed her there, and found her so 
 much worse than he expected that he left her to fol- 
 low her evil courses and went to California, where he| 
 remained for a couple of years. 
 
 Two Christmasses came and went, and I made my| 
 dinner off that noble bird the goose in jDoace and com- 
 fort, without interruption; and the third one was I 
 well on its way to us when one fine night, just as my| 
 old woman and I and a large number of small Bar- 
 neses were sitting down to supper, in walked Roddy 
 
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 looking so bronzed and sto it that for a moment I 
 hardly know him. 
 
 Ho told 113 all his adventures, Which were very in* 
 terosting to us, but would most likely only bore you 
 as they were j>rincipally an account of hard workj so 
 I shall not repeat 4hom. Enough to say that he had 
 tried gold mining a while, found it didn't pay, and 
 had finally settled down to his old trade in San Fran- 
 cisco, where he could make from four to six dollars a 
 (lay. But he did not like the place, and had just re- 
 turned to Montreal, bringing a couple of thousand 
 dollars with him, with the intention of setting up 
 in business for himsijlf. 
 
 All the time he was talking I could see that my old 
 woman was itching to ask him a question, 1 knew 
 what, for there was one name ho had never men- 
 tioned, and at last she could keep back no longer but 
 blurted it right out: 
 
 '' Roddy, what has become of Mollie ?" 
 
 He grew very pale for an instant, but said quite 
 softly and reverently, '' Dead. She died six months 
 ago in a brothel in St. Louis. Poor girl, may God be 
 merciful to her for her sin, and forgive me my share 
 in making her what she turned out to be, a drunkai-d 
 and a prostitute. Fes, old man, a good deal of it 
 was my fault. I ought to have been kinder to her, 
 and checked her flirting ways gently, instead of get- 
 ting into mad fits of jealousy as I used to. Oh, you 
 never knew half of the quarrels we had, although. 
 
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 thank God, I never struck her but once. Yes, old 
 man, I was some to blanio, I was not steady enough 
 to marry such a young girl ; she was pretty and^fond 
 of admiration, and it was only natural when I made a 
 beast of myself by getting drunk and abusing her, 
 that she should turn to someone else. Poor girl, let 
 us leave her memory in peace, I can't bear to talk 
 much about her." 
 
 We didn't say another word, but my old woman 
 got up and w ent to the cupboard, and very soon came 
 back with something in a glass which smoked and 
 smelled very refreshing, which she i)ut by his side 
 and said, 
 
 " Take a drop of something hot, Eoddy, it will 
 warm your stomach and cheer you up a bit." 
 
 Somehow my old woman has a motion that there 
 is no remedy in the world for any complaint, whether 
 mental or physical, like " a drop of something 
 warm ;" and I think if I was taken home some night 
 with my neck broken or my brains knocked out my 
 old woman would administer, " a drop of something 
 warm to cheer me up a bit;" but Roddy pushed the 
 glass from him and said gently, but firmly, 
 
 " Thank you kindly, Mrs. Barnes, but since the 
 last night I was in your house, I have not tasted a 
 drop of strong liquor, and with God's help, I never 
 will again. I don't say anything against a man 
 taking a glass if he can control himself, but I can't ; 
 if I drink at all I must drink too much, and then I am 
 
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 more like a devil than a man, so the only wafe 2)lan 
 for me is to swear oft' altogether and I have done it. 
 Drink and jealousy together nearly made me commit 
 one murder — you know, old man — and I can't but feel 
 that is partly responsible for Mol lie's death. No, I 
 have taken the ]>UMlge, and I mean to keep it." 
 
 And he has to this day. 
 
 You need not ask for Sub-Constao'i^ "Barnes in the 
 force after New Years, for I have sent in my resigna- 
 tion ; but if you want any plumb g or glaring done 
 just lool for the firm of Duckworth <V. Barnes in the 
 directory and give us a call ; and we'll plumb you 
 and glaze you as reasonable as any peoi)le in the 
 business. And if you are anywhure in my neighbor- 
 hood on Christmas Day stay whore you are and don't 
 come bothering me for I want to eat my goose in 
 peace, and I don't know but what you may want to 
 run away with my old woman, and then I should 
 have another chase after a runaway couple on Christ- 
 mas Day. So stay at home like a good fellow, eat 
 your own goose and I'll wish you a good appetite to 
 with, and a Merry Christmas and 
 
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 It certainly was not a pleasant Christmas. Even 
 the most joyful observer of that cheerful time could 
 not derive any comfort or encouragement from the 
 dull, leaden, overcast sk}^ ; the dripping clouds and 
 the slight flurries of snow which melted to slush as 
 it touched the filthy streets, ankle deep in mud and 
 tilth and running streams of dirty Avater. The trees 
 Bighcd mournfully and tossed their branches about in 
 the moaning wind with a dismal, despairing action ; 
 the sun hid his ftice as if ashamed of himself that 
 the weather should be unpropitious for Christmas. 
 The bells were ringing out foi* church, and straggling 
 streams of rain-drenched, limp and draggled figures, 
 lighting manfully with unruly umbrellas, weio thread- 
 ing St. Catherine, Dorchester and numerous cross 
 nU-eets on their way to the different churches. Now 
 
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 and again a sleigh would drive by ; but, it didn't have 
 the merry, cheery ring which a sleigh ought to have ; 
 the horses' hoofs splashed heavily into the sodden 
 street, and the runners cut gratingly through the 
 half frozen snow and muck. No cheerful voices rang 
 out, no gay laugh or light jest broke upon the ear ; the 
 driver sat crouched in a heap on his seat with cap 
 drawn over his eyes, and head bent to the drifting 
 sleet ; the occupants huddled together as if for warmth, 
 and presented a mingled mass of draggled furs, soaked 
 garments and demoralized umbrellas. 
 
 No well-disposed, self-respecting umbrella could 
 sustain itself in an upright, independent way, as if it 
 rather liked to be rained on, on such a day; the 
 downpour of rain, snow, sleet and hail, coming in 
 quick succession, so quick as to appear to come all 
 together, was enough to discourage any umbrella; and 
 none of them made an effort to hold up their heads in 
 a defiant manner, as umbrellas sometimes will on a 
 hot day or during a short summer shower. Some 
 sagged limply down between the ribs and poured 
 little streams, like miniature waterfalls, on unprotected 
 passers by or neighboring umbrellas ; some displayed 
 broken ribs sticking out in an apologetical sort of way 
 as if to say " I would be very smart and independent 
 of wind and weather, but you see my careless master 
 has broken my pet rib, aud what can you expect of an 
 umbrella with a broken rib;" some lackd^ H ferrule ; 
 the seams of others griwn^d opn in a dis|ii^iig fashion 
 
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 109 
 
 as if they had held on to the silk, or cotton, as long as 
 umbrella nature could stand it, and now were forced to 
 give up from exhaustion ; some had great rents in 
 them, and served merely as conduits for plentiful 
 streams of water to pour on the misguided carriers 
 who fondly believed they were being protected ; all 
 had a disheartened, discouraged appearance, and 
 seemed to express, as well as umbrellas can express, 
 their opinion that it was not at all what Christmas 
 ought to be. 
 
 In all that crowd there was only one umbrella that 
 seemed to have any self-assertion; only one which 
 held its own firmly and bravely against the weather, 
 not in a bragging, boastful manner, but in a resolute, 
 determined way as if it knew it was simply doing its 
 duty and 'did not intend to allow any sort of wind or 
 weather to prevent it. A dogged-looking sort of an 
 umbrella, not particularly pleasant to look at but 
 withal presenting a very useful appearance ; an urn 
 brella that had seen service, as its faded color, and a 
 very perceptible patch, and the well-worn ferrule testi- 
 fied, but one that was still ready to do duty for years, 
 if treated to a new cover, as the strong whalebone 
 ribs, heavy blackthorn stick, and massive buckhorn 
 handle showed. A resolute, serviceable umbrella made 
 for use not show, and in admirable keejjing with the 
 man who carried it. 
 
 He was a tall, well-built, compact man of forty - 
 five or fifty years of age, w^ith clustering black hair. 
 
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 jnst tinged with grey, brushed back from his high 
 wide forehead ; and trim side-whiskers displaying to 
 advantage a square deep chin and a mouth rather above 
 the average size with firm, but kindly lines about it. 
 His eyes were of that nondescript kind of grey com- 
 monly known as " cat's eyes," and their expression 
 was partlj" hidden by a pair of spectacles. His dress 
 betokened him a clergyman, and his rapid pace showed 
 that he was a little late for service. He hurried along 
 St. Catherine Street and had almost reached the cross 
 street where his church was situated w^hen, suddenly, 
 a loud shout fell on his ears ; 
 
 '' Hi, look out there !" 
 
 In another instant a sharp scream of agony pierced 
 the air; there was a vision of a sleigh rapidly dis- 
 appearing down a crosi§ street, the driver standing up 
 and lashing his horse almost to madness in his anxiety 
 to escape, and of a crushed, moaning, cursing mass 
 of humanity lying in a heap on the street, round 
 which a small crowd had already begun to assemble. 
 
 Pushing his way through the wet figures and dis- 
 couraged umbrellas the clergyman advanced to the 
 figure and bent beside it. 
 
 What was it ? Was it a small man or a large boy ; 
 was it human, or was it some terrible monstrosity bear- 
 ing the semblance of man? 
 
 The figure was doubled up in agony, and the help- 
 less, awkward manner in which the right leg lay 
 showed that it was broken ; a ragged cap haa fallen off 
 
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 and revealed an unkempt head of long black hair, 
 matted and dirty and soiled with the mud of the street ; 
 half peering out from shaggy eyebrows and the 
 masses of dark hair shone a pair of piercing black 
 eyes, almost glaring with mingled rage and pain as it 
 shook its doubled fist at the retreating sleigh. It was 
 the figure of a boy, with the face of a demon and the 
 garb of a man. 
 
 A pair of worn-out top-boots, with holes in the soles 
 and the toes peeping out of the uppers, encased his legj 
 and received into them the bottoms of a pair of pants 
 many sizes too large for the wearer; a rough pilot 
 jacket, out at elbows and in the last stages of decay, 
 generally completed his outer garments, and he seemed 
 to have nothing under but a ragged and dirty cotton 
 shirt, soiled portions of which could be seen through 
 the rents in his coat and pants. He was writhing ter- 
 ribly in his agony, and mingling with his groans, 
 fierce oaths and horrible execrations against the driver 
 of the sleigh which had run over him. 
 
 " Cuss you, cuss you," he shouted as he tried to raise 
 himself and fell back exhausted — " Oh, God, my back's 
 broke ! Oh I oh ! he's killed me, cuss him, if I aint 
 dead I'm crippled for life ; won't nobody catch the 
 murderin' thief an' hang him; where's the perlese? 
 they' 8 alwers round after poor boys like me when they 
 ain't wanted, them, where's they now ?'* 
 
 " Where are you hurt, my poor boy?" inquired the 
 clergyman kindly. "Are any bones broken ?" 
 
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 "I'm broken all over," groaned thebdy; "Cuss 
 him, l\odone it a purpose, I see him drive right at nie 
 as I was a crossing the street ; he's broke me leg an' 
 me back, an' I 'most think me neck's broke." 
 
 " Not quite so bad as that, let us hope," rejoined 
 the clergyman mildly, " come, try to get up, let me 
 help you." He placed one arm gently under the boy's 
 shoulders and tried to lift him, but the pain proved 
 too great for the little sufferer and he fell back faint- 
 ing. 
 
 The crowd, which had by this time grown to a con- 
 siderable size, now began to find their tongues and of- 
 fered aimless bits of advice, and threw out suggestions 
 of impossible things which ought to be done, in that 
 reckless manner which usually characterizes a crowd 
 hastily drawn together by an accident. Several sug- 
 gestions to " send for the police " were made but no- 
 body went, everybody seeming to think it was some- 
 body else's business to go ; propositions were made to 
 " run after the wretch and stop him " (meaning the 
 carter) but none stirred; one excited little barber, 
 who had darted out of a neighboring shop with a 
 shaving-brush filled with Ipfher in his hand, oifered 
 to " give the alarm,*' but as it was not made clear that 
 the firemen were needed, the suggestion was not acted 
 on • and one lady, whose appearance gave evidence 
 that she ought to have remained at home, declared 
 that it had given her a " turn " from which she did 
 not expect to recover until a certain interesting event 
 
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 had transpired, and then she would not be surprised 
 if" it " was marked with a sleigh and a horse tramp- 
 ling down a boy ; which announcement called forth a 
 sigh of commiseration from some of the female by- 
 standers. 
 
 The only persons in the crowd who seemed to have 
 their wits about them were the clergyman, who was 
 kneeling in the mud to the utter destruction of his 
 new black pants, supporting the ^boy's head ; and a 
 bare-footed, bonnetless, ragged little crossings-sweeper 
 who had made her way to the front and stood leaning 
 on her broom looking at the injured boy. 
 
 '' It's jest like them drivers," she said, " they alwers 
 runs over boys an' girls. Why don't they run down 
 fokes as is their own size an' cud take their own pait. 
 Shall I run fur a sleigh, sir?" she continued, turning 
 to the clergyman, "there's a stan* near by." 
 
 "Yes, if you please, my good girl; make haste, 
 
 he ought to be taken to the hospital at once." 
 " All right, boss" cried the girl, and darted round 
 
 the corner at a run. 
 
 "I ain't goin' to no hosspittle," said the boy, in a voice 
 weak from pain, just recovering from his swoon. " I 
 don't want nobody a cuttin' me up, an' I don't want 
 no skilley. I ain't a pauper, an' I wants to be took 
 home to my own house." 
 
 " Where is that ?" inquired the clergyman. 
 
 « Briggs's Yard, off Kempt Street." 
 
 ** What is your name ?" 
 
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 «* Billy tho toad." 
 
 "What?" 
 
 " That's what the boys calls me. Me right name's 
 
 Billy Taylor. Oh, me back's broke " and 
 
 then followed a terrible volley of oaths making the 
 blood run cold in the veins of at least one listener as 
 he heard the horrible imprecations falling from the 
 lips of one so young. 
 
 *' Hush, hush, xAy boy ; you must not use such fear- 
 ful words." 
 
 " Why mustn't I cuss him ; what did he want to ruD 
 over me fur?" 
 
 . Further conversation was prevented by the arrrival 
 of a sleigh with the little crossings-sweeper hanging 
 on behind, who immediately announced her return by 
 exclaiming 
 • " Here we are, boss." 
 
 The injured boy was with difficulty lifted into the 
 sleigh and covered with buffalo robes, not, however, 
 without his indulging in another volley of oaths until 
 pain again overcame him and he became insensible 
 for the second time. 
 
 '^ Take him to his home, Briggs's Yard, off Kempt 
 Street," said the clergyman to the carter, "it will be 
 better, perhaps, for him to be with his parents ; and 
 then take this card to Dr. Homecraft, Beaver Hall 
 Hill, and ask him to attend to the boy at once, itl 
 would be best for you to take the doctor to the house, 
 then return to mo apd I will pay you ; here is my ad- 
 
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 dress." The carter looked at the card handed hira and 
 read " Kev. Charles Chessworth, D. D., LL.D., No. — 
 St. Catherine Street." 
 
 "All right, your honor, I'll see him all safe," said 
 cabby, getting into his seat. 
 
 " Can't I go with hira, yer rivirince ?" asked the 
 little crossings-sweeper. "I knows his fokes." This 
 assertion was a base fabrication, but Mr. Chessworth 
 did not know that and smiled consent while he said, 
 
 " Take good care of him my little woman, and tell 
 his parents I will call to-morrow or next day." 
 
 " You bet, boss," was the rejoinder, as she clambered 
 into the sleigh, broom and all. <'0h, crickey, ain't 
 this style, oh, no, not at all ?" 
 

 
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 CIIAPTPm II. 
 
 BR IGGS S YARD 
 
 The Reverend Charles Chessworth, for the first time 
 in his life, kept his congregation waiting that morning, 
 and entered hot and flustered with his rapid walk and 
 quick change of garments ; but his parishioners all 
 agreed that never before had he preached so elo 
 quently, never before had he gone home so closely to 
 their hearts and waked in them so deep a sense of tiie 
 thanks they owed to the Alniighty fjr his infinite 
 mercy and goodness ; and when he referred to the 
 accident which had detained him, and described in 
 terse but earnest terms the scene he had witnessed, 
 and how the boy had been almost cut off in his sins, 
 with words of profanation on his lips, many an eye grewl 
 moist, and many a silent prayer for strength to repent! 
 while there was yet time was breathed, and many al 
 mental vow was taken, let us hope, to be firmly keptj 
 
 The service was over, and the rector sat in the 
 vestry slowly putting on his gloves preparatoiyl 
 to leavmg when the carter he had sent with the boy| 
 entered and gave him a note ; it ran as follows : 
 
 " Dear Charles, - 
 
 Come and see the boy you sent for me 
 attend, as soon as possible. I am afraid I can be o^ 
 
BRIGOS'S YARD. 
 
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 little service to him, and ho is sadly in need of you, 
 |lt is a queer'case. 
 
 • Yours, 
 
 George Homecraft." 
 
 The rector pulled out his watch and looked at it ; it 
 ras half-past one, and a little sigh escaped him as he 
 thought of his tempting Christmas dinner which 
 rould be ready in an hour, and which he would ^now, 
 probably liave to postpone. Don't smile at him ; 
 3Ctors are but human, and a light breakfast had 
 bnded to mjake the Kev. Charles hungry, but he 
 stifled the selfish wish, and finishing pulling on his 
 jloves grasped the reliable umbrella in his hand, fol- 
 lowed the carter out, and desired him to drive again 
 ^0 Briggs's Yard. 
 It is an old time-worn saying that " one half of the 
 rorld does not know how the other half lives," but I 
 im pretty confident that one half of the inhabitants 
 )f Montreal do not even dream how the other half 
 |ive, nor where they live. It would bo a good lesson 
 
 some of us to visit a few of the " yards " off the 
 bye-streets and lanes of this city, hidden away 'from 
 the general public and scarcely noticed by the tran- 
 sient passer-by, where the poorest of the poor live ; 
 
 witness the poverty, privation, want and filth in 
 
 rhich thousands of the lower classes drag out their 
 
 pxistence-^living it can scarcely be called — would 
 
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 now grumbles at his position, and thinks himself 
 thoroughly wretched because he cannot command 
 some of the higher and daintier luxuries of life. To 
 witness the abject destitution, the utter absence of 
 even what are usually considered the necessities of 
 life, the squalid filth and total want of comfort in 
 which these people exist, would cause a feeling of 
 astonishment that they can manage to subsist at all, 
 and of thankfulness for our own place in the world. 
 It is but a short time since the community was 
 shocked by the recital in the newspapers of the terri- 
 ble tragedy in Tabb's yard ; and astonishment was 
 expressed in the press that people could live in such 
 a wretched pk^ce. I have visited the spot and I say 
 that bad as it is it is clean and comfortable as com- 
 pared with some of the j^ards in Griffiintown and in 
 other portions of the city. 
 
 Briggs's Yard was far from being an exception to the 
 general rule of these yaixis, except that it might pos- 
 sibly be a little more delppidated, a little more squalid 
 and the inhabitants a little dirtier than most of the 
 others. The entrance to it was from Kempt Street, 
 and the yard itself was about a hundred feet long by 
 thirty deep ; on to this space, which served as a gene- 
 ral repository for all the waste and garbage of tiie 
 tenants, opened, on two sides, the fronts of the houses 
 comprising the yard proper, while the third side 
 was occupied by the wood sheds &c. of the yard, and 
 tho fourth side by the sinks and out-houses of th« 
 
BRIGG'S YARD. 
 
 119 
 
 houses fronting on Kempt Street, whose noisome odors 
 furnished the only perfume to be found in that locality. 
 The yard itself was now ankle deep in mud and slush 
 and half-melted snow which lay deep on the gi'ound ; 
 and as the merciful covering which concealed the 
 putrifying filth below slowly melted away, heaps 
 I of decaying animal and vegetable matter, offal, 
 scraps, bones, rotten potatoes, and cabbage leaves,. 
 cats, and a dog far gone in the stages of decompo- 
 sition, obtruded themselves on the eye and became 
 [obnoxiously palpable to the nose. 
 
 The houses were old, delapidated, tumble-down 
 Uhanties of two stories high, built of wood with 
 shingle roofs which had been patched and mended in 
 some places, and sagged down uncomfortably in 
 others in a manner highly suggestive of a sudden 
 collapse; they were innocent of paint but were black 
 with age, and. smoke, and mould, and mildew, and 
 many of them were in so weak and worn-out a condi- 
 tion that they had had to be propped up in various 
 places to i.iduce them to retain something like 
 an upright position ; but no power short of pulling 
 them down and building them over again could 
 induce them to stand upright, and they all hung 
 a little forward in a tired, worn-out way as if 
 they had grown weary of remaining so long in so 
 wretched a place and longed to lie at length on 
 the ground and be cut up as firewood and carried off 
 to be burnt in stoves and so end their miserablo 
 
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 existences. Around all these houses ran ricketty, old 
 balconies which were reached by crazy, worm-eaten, 
 slippery, foot-worn stairs, which creaked and groaned 
 under the lightest footstep as if protesting against 
 further ill-usage; and these stairs led to the upper 
 parts of the houses, which were occupied by different 
 families from the lower parts — the entrances to 
 which were on the level of the yard — few residents 
 of the yard being rich or exclusive enough to occupy 
 an entire house. 
 
 About twenty families pigged it together in B gs's 
 yard, and the whole population turned out to witness 
 the arrival of so distinguished a personage as " the 
 pa' son" who had been sent for to visit '' Billy the 
 toad." 
 
 Crowding on the ricketty balconies, at the immi- 
 nent risk of breaking them down, were dozens of'| 
 shaggy-bearded, coatless, rough-looking men, and 
 unkempt slatternly women, many of them with babes 
 in their arms; while peering out from behind the 
 dresses of the women, peeping between the frowsy 
 pants of the men, and gazing through the bars of the 
 balcony appeared the eager faces of scores of shock- 
 headed children, watching and listening with all their 
 eyes and ears to catch every word and see every 
 action of the visitor. Very quiet and respectful were 
 the inhabitants of the yard, but very observant also; 
 and remarks, not altogether complimentary, were 
 passed on the visitor's legs— which one lady affirmed, 
 
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 soto voce, ^' were bow-legged to that degree you could 
 shove a wheelbarrow between 'em an' not touch 
 his trouses;" on his spectacles, on his coat, on his 
 heavy boots, and even on his umbrella, which one 
 young female — whose hair was rather dishevelled, 
 and whose shoes were considerably down at the heel 
 —^pronounced a '' pokey" affair. These remarks weie 
 not intended for the visitor's ears; but, nevertheless 
 some of them reached him as he inquired the way 
 to "Mr. Taylor's," and was shown up a creaking 
 stair which he was told led to the chamber where 
 " Billy the toad" was. 
 
 It was the shabbiest and meanest of all the shabby 
 and mean houses in the yard, in-lo which the Eev. 
 Charles Chessworth was ushered, and he had scarcely 
 reached the balcony when a diriy little face was 
 pushed out of the doorway and a bharp voice accosted 
 him with, 
 
 " Come along, your rivirince, I'll show 'um to 
 yer. He's took awful bad." 
 
 " Ah, there you are, my little w<^man, shew me 
 where the toy is." 
 
 At the rear of the room into which tho balcony 
 oijened was a short ladder leading to a little cubby 
 hole, or half attic in the roof, and there, lying on a 
 dirty bed, was the boy who had been run over in the 
 morning. 
 
 The Eev. Charles Chessworth was accustomed 
 to visit the dwellings of the poor ; he was not one of 
 
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 your kid-gloved clergymen who pay delicate and 
 polite attention to the souls of the rich and endeavor 
 to save them in a gentlemanly way, but leave the poor 
 to take care of themselves ; he believed in carrying 
 hope and consolation to those who needed it n^ost 
 without any respect to joersons, he was, therefore, 
 prepared to find misery and poverty, but it appeared 
 to him as he entered the room that he had never been 
 in so wretched a hole before. 
 
 The room was small, scarce eight feet square, and 
 the sloping roof came down to the floor making it 
 difficult to stand erect anywhere except close to 
 the door; the floor was rotten -and creaked unplea- 
 santly when trod on, while great gaps and seams in the 
 shingle roof afforded glimpses of the heavy sky, and 
 gave an opportunity for the rain to stream down in 
 continuous little rivulets. The sides of the room were 
 dank and mildewed, and the smell of decaying wood 
 filled the place. Furniture there was scarce any; a 
 broken down bedstead minus a \Qg, the place of which 
 was supplied by an old box; a ricketty chair without 
 a bottom ; a few old boxes, a barrel, some blacking 
 jags and a basket being all there was in the rooni^ 
 except two bundles of rags in corners which looked 
 as if they may be used for beds, and gave the impres- 
 sion that three persons occupied this small room. 
 Fire there was none, nor any place for making one, 
 and the scantiness of the filthy covering on the bed 
 caused one to wonder that any human being could 
 
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MlOGS'S YARD. 
 
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 sleep there during our long, cold winter nights and 
 not freeze to death. 
 
 The boy was lying on the bed with his eyes closed 
 as the clergyman entered, but he opened them on 
 hearing a step, and tried to turn himself a little so 
 as to face his visitor, but the effort cost him a groan. 
 There was no one in the room save the little girl who 
 showed the way and Mr. Chessworth dispatched her 
 on an errand, and drawing the bottomless chair to 
 the bedside placed the head of the barrel across it and 
 seated himself by the boy. 
 
 '' How do you feel now, my boy ?" 
 
 "Awful bad, sir; I'm broke all to pieces. Did they 
 catch the murderin' thief, cuss him ?" and then fol- 
 lowed another string of oaths against the carter. 
 
 " My boy, do you know that you are in great 
 danger ; that your life is despaired of, and that in a 
 few hours you may be in the presence of your M^er; 
 are you not afraid to die with such sinful thoughts on 
 your mind, such dreadful words on your lips ?" 
 
 " 1 aint afraid of nothin'. What's the good of 
 bein' a frighten' Friday." 
 
 *' Don't you fear God's anger ?" 
 
 " Whose he ? He never done nothin' fur me ; what 
 should I care fur him fur ?" 
 
 " Do you know what day this is ?" 
 
 " Yes, it's Christmas, an' there aint no j)apers to 
 sell, worse luck.'* ' ' '. - 
 
 " Do you know why we commemorate Christmas 
 Day?" 
 
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 " I dunno ; some of the boys said the first bull was 
 killed Christmas Day, an' that's why people alwers 
 eats roast beef an' plum puddin' that day, only I never 
 gets none." 
 
 *• Did you never hear of the Saviour who was born 
 on this day to save sinners; were you never at 
 Church?" 
 
 "No. Church ain't for the likes o' me ; if I hang 
 about the door for a little while an' thinks of goin' in, 
 the perlese alwers drives me off; church is fur rich 
 folks as can wear clean closes and pay the pa' son, 
 poor boys aint got no business there." 
 
 " Did your parents never send you to school ?" 
 
 ^' I never had no parents; 1 was born by chance, 
 an' me aunt bringed me up 'till I cud work fur mis- 
 self, an' then I selled papers an' blacked boots oppo- 
 site the Hall, only the perlese was alwers a drivin' me 
 
 off : they's drefful hard on a poor boy." 
 ^And you never had any education ?" 
 " Dunno what that is." 
 " Did you never learn to read or write ? " 
 " 1 learn'd to read, me an' Spotty can spell out 
 
 some of the big letters in the papers ; Spotty went to 
 
 school at nights, he did, but they licked him too much 
 
 an' he don't go no more now." 
 "Who is Spotty?" 
 " He's me brother ; his name's Jim, but the boys 
 
 calls him Spotty. He's two years younger nor me, 
 
 but he's partners with me now, he does the rounds | 
 
 fin' I sells on the street." 
 
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 " Me an' Spotty an' Snails keeps house here," the 
 boy's voice had a touch of pride in it as he said this, 
 "we pays Mrs. Mullins a dollar a month fur this 
 room, an' we grubs ourselfs. We aint loafers, we 
 aint, we pays our way. Say — "he added suddenly, 
 " how long is I goin' to be laid up here ? I aint got 
 much money an' I must work perty soon, I aint goin' 
 to loaf on Spotty an' Snails. I don't feel no pain 
 now, I can't be very bad." 
 
 " You will be ill for some time, I am afraid ; per- 
 haps you may never recover." 
 
 "Well, I can't help that, it aint much use a poor 
 boy living no how." 
 
 •' You are very young, my boy, to have such 
 opinions ; how old are you ?" 
 
 " I dunno ; I 'spose I'm about a dozen " 
 
 Just then Dr. Homecraft, who had been for some 
 splints, returned and set the broken leg. He repre- 
 sented the boy's case as dangerous, as he feared some 
 internal injury, but said that with care he might 
 recover, although it would be a long time before he 
 would be able to work again. 
 
 Both men tried hard to induce the boy to allow him- 
 self to be taken to the hospital ; he opposed the idea 
 for a long time, but at last, having extracted a promise 
 that he should not be " cut up " and have no '' skilley " 
 he consented, and arrangements were made fo^ re- 
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 OUT OF THE i^UTTER, 
 
 The Eev. Charles gave up all idea of a pleasant 
 Christmas dinner and sat down by the boy to read to 
 him while Dr. Homecraft made the preparations for 
 taking him to the hospital. Very gently, very lev- 
 ingly, the rector read and talked to that boy, endea- 
 vouring to instil into his mind the truths of the 
 Gospel. Very kindly and very lovingly ho tried to 
 let in some light on that dark soul and expose to it 
 some of the beauties of Christianity. Very tenderly 
 and very feelingly he drew the picture of the birth 
 of the Lamb of God on this day eighteen, centuries 
 ago, and unfolded the plan by which sinful man was 
 to be reinstated in favor with his Creator. Very 
 simply and very touchingly he spoke, and a prayer 
 went up from his own heart as the blessed words fell 
 from his lips, that the light of truth may be shed on 
 this dark mind, and that Christ might not have died 
 in vain for this poor soul. 
 
 He used no flowers of speech, he tried none of the arts 
 of oratory; he spoke plainly, feelingly, touchingly, 
 and the boy listened ; listlessly, unheedingly at first, but 
 gradually becoming more interested as if he was hear- 
 ing some pleasant tale, and something like a smile of 
 hope, a flush of expectancy stole over his face as he 
 asked : 
 
 *' Do you think I'd have any chance? I ain't a 
 very bad 'un ; I never stole nothin', an' I don't lie 
 much nor swear 'cept when I'm mad, an' I never was 
 took up fur loafin' but on'st. Do yer think there's 
 any chance fur me ? " 
 
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 '' No one (^an bo so wicked ; no one can be so lost 
 or depraved but what there is a chance for him in 
 God's mercy, if he will only try to avail himself of 
 it." 
 
 " I'd like to be respect' ble," said the boy, half mus- 
 ingly, '' I'd like to wear good clothes, an' wash clean, 
 an' be like some other boys I sees ; not them as blacks 
 boots an' sells papers, but them as goes to school an' 
 goes to church, an' gets rich when they grows up. 
 Do 3^ou think I'se got a chance ? " 
 
 " There is a chance of success in this world for all 
 who are honest and sober, and who are willing to 
 work hard to deserve success. Will you try ?" 
 
 " Yes, I'll try. I ain't afraid of work, an' I ken 
 keep sober if I likes." 
 
 " Then we'll make a bargain. You go to the hos- 
 pital and try to get well, I will come to see you, and 
 when you are strong again I will see if I cannot help 
 you to ' a chance ' for a better life in the future. If 
 God in his mercy spares your life I will try to afford 
 you the ' chance ' you ask to make that life good 
 and useful ; will you try to make good use of that 
 'chance'?" 
 
 '' I'll do the best I can, boss ; I'll try as hard as I 
 know how." 
 
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 CHAPTER III. 
 
 MANY YEARS AFTER. 
 
 It was a long and desperate fight between life and 
 death before '' Billy the toac'," was pronounced out 
 of danger ; and the long winter had passed away and 
 the first breath of spring was perfuming the earth ere 
 he was strong enough to leave the hospital, and even 
 then he was very pale and weak and not able to do 
 any work. 
 
 A great change had come over the boy ; during his 
 illness Dr. Chessworth had been unremitting in his 
 kindness and attention, paid him frequent visits, 
 loaned him books to read which he was capable of un- 
 derstanding, and gradually laid the foundation for 
 training the mind at the same time that the body was 
 slowly recovering. When Billy left the hospital his 
 good friend, the rector, got him a place on a farm in 
 the Eastern Townships, and the country air and ex- 
 ercise soon restored him to health ; but he never 
 went back on the streets to earn a living ; the good 
 seed which had be en planted that Christmas Day that 
 seemed the darkest in his life bore good fruit, an4 
 Briggs's yard knew him no more, 
 
MANY YEARS AFTER, 
 
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 Years of quiet, patient, earnest plodding, and of 
 hard honest labor in a country village gave him, by 
 the time he reached manhood, a good position in the 
 business he was engaged in, and his employer talked 
 of giving him a share in the business; but he had set 
 his heart on other things, and at the age of twenty 
 two, having saved money enough to pay his expenses, 
 he resigned his position, and entered college to study 
 for the church. 
 
 lie was a quick and ready scholar and progressed 
 rapidly, for the acquirement of learning had been the 
 one pleasure of his life, and he had for years devoted 
 all his spare time to study, so that when he entered 
 college he knew more than most men do when they 
 leave. The same energy and spirit of independence 
 which has characterised him as a boy clung to him 
 as a man, and he soon became noticed as one who 
 would make his mark in the world, llow true that 
 prophecy will prove remains yet to be seen ; but he 
 bids fair to fulfill it. 
 
 Last Christmas morning there was a largei* attend- 
 ance than usual at Dr. Chessworth's church to hear the 
 preaching of a young missionary who had just re- 
 turned from the Hudson Bay Territory, where he lu'd 
 been two years ; and it was well understood that he 
 would probably be offered the position of assistant to 
 I)r. Chessworth, whose age and declining health ren- 
 dered him scarcely able to do the work of the parish 
 alone. From the moment he began to preach the 
 
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 attention of the congregation was seized and never 
 flagged to the end ; but long ore that point was 
 reached it was settled in the minds of his hearers thiit 
 he was a man worthy to assist, and possibly, in the 
 course of time, to succeed the good pastor who had 
 for so many years presided over them. 
 
 It was a vory pleasant party which 'assembled at 
 the good rector's house that night, and not the least 
 brilliant amongst the throng was the Reverend Wil- 
 liam Taylor, the *' Billy the toad " of former years, 
 and hanging on his arm was a beautiful and modest 
 young woman whose slight blush at being addressed 
 as " Mrs. Taylor," showed that matrimony was still 
 new to her, and in whom I afterwards discovered — 
 when this story was told me by the rector— the little 
 crossings-sweeper of years gone by. 
 
 " And whore is your brother Jim ? " I asked oTP the 
 Rev. Ta^dor, who was present. 
 
 *' There, I hope and believe," he answered, rever- 
 ' ently pointing upwards, " Jim has been called away 
 early," ho continued, -^butwo have the* consolation of 
 knowing that there is every reasonable belief that he 
 was called to a bettor life than this. Ah, doctor," he 
 went on, turning to Dr. Chessworth and speaking with 
 great feeling, ^' What do I not owe you ; what might 
 I not have been but for your kindness and goodness 
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 CHAPTER I. 
 
 MR. JONES. 
 
 Plain " Jones, the lawyer," had his office in one of 
 the buildings situate on St. James street, between St. 
 Gabriel street and Place d'Armes hill on the right 
 hand side of the street, going east. 
 
 I call him "Plain " Jones, not because he is plain ; 
 nor because that is his proper and peculiar Christian 
 cognomen ; nor because it is a nickname he has ac- 
 quired ; nor because he is so recorded in the directory ; 
 nor because he is ever so addressed. I call him Plain 
 Jones because he is always alluded to as " Jones, the 
 lawyer," without any special reference to any particu- 
 lar Christian name ; and as any deiliiit;? appropria- 
 tion of a Christian name to him is at present unneces- 
 sary, I will call him, for a while *' Plain " Jones. 
 
 Plain Jones had an office in one of those queer 
 looking houses on what used to be called " Little " St. 
 James street, which now present so curious an ap- 
 pearance since the sidewalk on that side of the street 
 
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134 
 
 JOJVL'Sj THE LAWYER. 
 
 has Been lowered, and look as if they were ashamed 
 of themselves for allowing a part of their foundations 
 to be exposed, and were quite shocked at the idea of 
 three or four little wooden steps being tacked on to 
 them to enable people to reach their entrance doors ; 
 somewhat resembling the little flight of moveable 
 steps which formed the means of access to the lofty 
 four-post bedsteads of our boyhoods' days. 
 
 Plain Jones was a lawyer ; but you must not sup. 
 pose he had any such plebian word exposed on the 
 outer part of his office door : no, there he was described 
 as ai? " Advocate." 
 
 It is a curiously noticeable fact that although thei-e 
 are about one hundred or more persons who have 
 offices on the two blocks between St. Gabriel street 
 and Place d'Armes hill, who get their living by '• the 
 study and practice of the law," there is not a single 
 sign showing that there is a lawyer on the street. 
 You will find " Advocates," '' [N'otaries," " Commis- 
 sioners," without number, but not a sign with the 
 word " Lawyer " on it. Now why is this ? I have 
 k)oked up the two words, lawyer and advocate, in 
 Webster's dictionary with the following result : 
 
 Lawyer, n. [that is lawei\ contracted from law-iver, 
 law-man.'] One versed in the laws, or a practitioner 
 of law J one whose profession is to institute suits in 
 courts of law, and to prosecute or defend the cause of 
 clients. 
 
 ADVOCATE; n [l. advocatus.] One who pleads the 
 
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 MR. JONES 
 
 135 
 
 cause of another bcibre any tribunal or judicial 
 court. 
 
 Now the only practical difference I can see between 
 the two definitions is that a lawyer is ''one versed in 
 the laws, and an ad\'Ocate is " one who pleads the 
 cause for 'mother before any tribunal or judicial 
 court," perhaj^s that may be the reason why there 
 are so many advocates and so few lawyers. And that 
 is the reason I have called my hero, '' Jones, the 
 lawyer," for although he had " advocate " over his 
 door he was a "lawyer," and a good one too, for he 
 was " one versed in the laws." 
 
 P\ain Jones had his office on the second floor, just 
 at the head of the stairs, at the back, and the door, 
 from which the paint had long ago peeled off, butted 
 out at you in an offensive sort of way as you reached 
 the top stej). It was an antagonistic sort of door 
 which seemed on the face of it to say, '' You'll find it 
 a pretty hard matter to get the better of me." And 
 so it proved, if you tried to ojjen it ; for it was a diffi- 
 cult door to open and deceived you on the start, the 
 knob turning round and round in your hand without 
 causing any perceptible effect on the latch. After 
 you had pulled two or three times you discovered that 
 the latch was an entirely independent affair from the 
 knob, and was controlled by a Uttle iron flange, just 
 big enough to accommodate your thumb, which pro- 
 truded in a cautious sort of way, only a few inches 
 from the door, a little below the knob. When you 
 
 
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136 
 
 JONES, THE LAWYER. 
 
 got your thumb on the little iron flange and tried to 
 raise the latch, you woald find that your difliculties 
 were not over ; for the flange was worn very smooth 
 and your thumb would slide off, unless you were very 
 careful ; and when you had a good purchase on it 
 you would have to pull the door a little to you by the 
 knob with the other hand, for the latch was stiff and 
 would not come up without a struggle ; and then 
 some-one would probably call out from inside " pull 
 hard." After u tug or two the door would open in a 
 sullen way, as much as to say, ^'Very well, my friend, 
 you loould get in, mind, it is not my fault if you find 
 it harder to get out." 
 
 Some people did say it was harder to get out of 
 Plain Jonos' hands than to get into them, for he bore 
 the reputation of being rather harder to deal with 
 even than his door was ; as a good many people had 
 found out during the twenty odd years he had prac- 
 tised at the bar. 
 
 But Plain Jones was not a dry, musty old lawyei* 
 at all. He was plump and round faced and oily 
 looking, with a fine high forehead, slightly bald aboul 
 the temples, a wipe head of kinky hair, almost white, 
 which he wore well brushed back, a merry, twinkling 
 blue eye, and a jolly, good-natured expression. He 
 had full whiskers shaved all round, leaving the mouth 
 and chin quite clean, which disclosed the fact that he 
 had a slight double chin, with a merry little dimple 
 on it which winked rougishly at you. His whis- 
 
MR. JONES. 
 
 13Y 
 
 kers had once been red — 'auburn, I suppose I ought to 
 say — but were now so sprinkled with white that they 
 looked a light straw color, and gave the appearance 
 of a fringe around his face. Taken altogether he was 
 as pleasant-looking a middle-aged gentleman, a little 
 on the right side of fifty, as could be found in a day's 
 search; and generally wore a quiet, cheerful little 
 smile which was very refreshing to see. He was 
 scrupulously neat and particular about his dress, and 
 always had a clean, poiished-up look, like a thorough- 
 bred horse after being- properly groomed. 
 
 Plain Jones was a bachelor — of his own free will, 
 he would take pains to inform you, and not through 
 any obduracy of the fair sex — and openly boasted 
 that he was happy in his condition, and did not 
 intend to change it ; but he was not a musty old 
 bachelor, nor a crusty one, nor a misanthropical one ; 
 a»d he avowed no antipathy to the fair sex, not he ; 
 far from it, he pretended — the sly, old fox — that his 
 admiration for the whole sex in general had been tho 
 cause of his never centering his affection on one 
 member of it in particular. 
 
 He was quite a lady's man, was Plain Jones, and 
 on any fine summer's day he could be seen between 
 four and five o'clock, dressed in faultless style, with a 
 gay little flower in his button-hole, promenading St. 
 James' or Notre Dame Streets, bowing and smiling 
 at his many lady acquaintances in a style which put 
 some of the younger beaux. to the blush; and he has 
 
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 even been !4C0i» to give ii «ly wink as some jjiirtieulal y 
 handsome woman has passed him, and has been 
 known to make use of such expressions as " very tint 
 girl" — somehow he had a way of calling all womo- 
 not grey-headed or ugly, *^ girls " — '^ remarkably neat 
 figure ;" *' an uncommonly well-turned ankle ;" " what 
 a perfectly beautiful face," and other similar phrases 
 which showed that he considered himself quite a 
 jud<xo of the various phases of female beauty. But 
 there witL . othing of the libertine about Plain Jones, 
 and although he frequently had lady clients, young 
 and pi'clij Oiitis too, sometimes, not a name stood 
 higher amongst the advocates, and others who did 
 not call themselves " lawyers* — although other people 
 Jid — for morality and respectability, than did his. 
 
 It was a warm day in September, about four years 
 ago, and Plain Jones was endeavoring to keep as cool 
 as circumstances and the weather would permit in 
 his close, stuffy office, when there came a modest rap, 
 as from a parasol on the antagonistic door. N^ \h 
 it known that Plain Jones had tw^o offices, an outer 
 one into which the antagonistic door opened, and 
 which was occupied by his two clerks and his boy ; 
 and an inner one used by himself, and in which he 
 received his clients. On this particular September 
 day both clerks happened to be out and the boy was 
 left in charge of the outer office, 
 
 Jones' boy was scrubby. 
 
 It seems to me that most lawyers' boys have a ten- 
 dency to scrubbiness J but Jones' boy had more thun 
 
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 Mr. JONES. 
 
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 as cool 
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 tember 
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 ro man 
 
 the usual amount. He was short j but he was not fat. 
 Not that he had any particular disjiosition towards 
 unusual leanness, ho was simply not fat; and his bones 
 seemed to be of that kind which devclope themselves 
 faster than flesh could form to cover them, and gave 
 that general appearance known, with reference usu- 
 ally to horses, as " high in bone, but low in flesh." 
 He was not a pretty boy. His face was large 
 and flat; with high cheek bones, a dirty yellow- 
 brownish skin — sadly in need of soap and water 
 — a short flat nose with extravagantly wide nos- 
 trils ; and a mouth capable of biting a full sized 
 pippin in half at one sna]), a feat he was very fond of 
 performing when he could possess himself of the 
 necessary two cents. He had too many teeth, had 
 Jones' boy. Nature had been too bountiful to him in 
 this respect ; teeth grew out in all sorts of unexpected 
 places in his mouth, and when he yawned and opened 
 a chasm in his head something like twelve inches in 
 circumference, he had the appearance of having an- 
 other boy's mouth inside his with the teeth trying to 
 escape. His eyes were round and saucer like, of a 
 nondescript color ; and his hair was of a brick red 
 hue, worn close cropped, and with a propensity to 
 stick up unpleasantly at the crown. But the strong 
 point about Jones' boy was his ears. I have heard the 
 terms "clam shells," " flappers," &c., applied to ears, 
 but in shape, size and general appearance the ears of 
 Jones' boy more resembled, a couple of those substan- 
 tial ai'ticles of food known as *^ slap-jacks" than any- 
 
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 thing else. He seemed proud of his ears too, did Jones' 
 boy, and had a way of working them up and down, 
 back and forth, making horrible grinaces the while, 
 which was fearful and wonderful to see. His clothes 
 were not new, indeed they looked as if they never 
 had been new and were most ridiculously short at the 
 wrists and ankles, the bottoms of his trowsers dis- 
 claiming the slightest connection with the tops of his 
 boots and the sleeves of his jacket displaying an affec- 
 tion for his elbows which left several inches of re- 
 markably dirty wristband constantly exposed to view. 
 His wristbands were always dirty ; just as his clothes 
 seemed never to have been new, and although there 
 is reason to believe that he sometimes changed his 
 shirt, there was never any very perceptible change in 
 its color, which led to the belief amongst the fre- 
 quenters of the office that one of his bigger brothers 
 wore it for a month or so first, and then transferred it 
 to him when it had reached a stage where he could 
 not get it much dirtier. 
 
 He was of a playful disposition, was Jones' boy. 
 Most lawyers' boys have always appeared to me to pos- 
 sess playful dispositions, and give vent to it in various 
 ways such as lolling out of windows, dropping pillets 
 of paper on the heads of passers by ; tormenting the 
 caretaker's cat if they are so fortunate that she pos- 
 sesses one ; whistling popular negro minstrel airs in 
 a very loud key ; practising clog dances in passages ; 
 performing daring and perilous feats on tl^e bannis- 
 ters j playing at " tag" in the corridors and on th^ 
 
MR. JONES. 
 
 141 
 
 stairs ; singing little snatches of songs in very dis- 
 cordant tones ; and in other equally pleasant ways 
 conducting themselves in a manner calculated as 
 much as possible to bo agreeable and amusing to the 
 busy clerks — for they generally take care to see that 
 their employers are out before they begin to display 
 their accomplishments — and frequently causing the 
 sudden propulsion of a book or other missile at their 
 heads which causes them much merriment ; for they 
 are quick dodgers, are lawyers boys, and as difficult 
 to hit as a bat, unless you can be fortunate enough to 
 steal on them in an unguarded moment from the rear. 
 
 Jones' boy was an adept at all these accomplish- 
 ments except looking out of the window, which, 
 occupying as he did a back office with only one win- 
 dow presenting a view of twenty feet of blank wall 
 surmounted by a delapidated chimney, and the sides 
 of two neighboring house.i, he was unable to practice 
 to any advantage. This often depressed the spirits 
 of Jones' boy, and time frequently hung heavy on his 
 hands when his employer was in, so he invented a 
 new amusement to while away his spare moments. 
 He killed flies. 
 
 Not in the usual manner with his hand or handker- 
 chief. He was too much of a sportsman for that. He 
 took one of the office files and sharpened the end of it 
 to needle-like fineness ; then he procured five cents 
 worth of molasses, and pouring a little on a blotting 
 pad he would poise his spear and wait for game. At 
 ^;*st he used to \fftit for flocks and t^ke his ch^uc^ 
 
 
 
 
 
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 out of tho lot ; but so adroit had ho now become by 
 long practice, that ho could bring down his single 
 fly with unerring percision, just as soon as it alighted 
 near the seductive but ensnaring sweet. Ho was very 
 busy on tho September morning I have already refer- 
 red to, and as flios wore numerous was having good 
 sport, so that the rap previously mentioned was 
 thrice repeated before he condescended to take any 
 notice of it and cry out, 
 
 "Come inl" 
 
 Then ensued a struggle with tho door, which so 
 much amused Jones' boy that ho foi*sook his favorite 
 amusement for awhile, leaving the molasses to be 
 d'^voured by the flies, and regaled liimself . with the 
 uneftectual efforts of the party outside to conquer the 
 antagonistic door. 
 
 " Pull it, stoopid," he said in a low voice, so that 
 Plain Jones in the inner office might not hear him, 
 " A long pull, and a strong pull and a pull altogether." 
 
 " Please open it for me," said a soft, sweet voice 
 outside. " 
 
 " My eyes," exclaimed Jones' boy, "it's a woman," 
 and he instantly dropped on his knees and applied 
 his ^ye to the keyhole. *' Ain't she a pretty one, 
 Oh no, not at all 1" he continued, as he hastily rose, 
 licked the palm of his hand, passed it several times 
 over the crown of his head to plaster down the hair 
 that would stand up, and lifted the latch for the lady 
 to enter. . 
 
 A young girl, apparently not niore thaii seventeen 
 
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 MR. JONES. 
 
 143 
 
 or eighteen, exquisitely beautiful, with groat masses 
 of golden hair flowing loose over her shoulders, and 
 dressed in the height of fashion, stepped into the 
 room ; and, after bestowing a glance almost of terror, 
 at Jones' boy — who was smiling in a sweet seductive 
 way as only a gorilla or a lawyer's boy can smile — 
 ac^lced, 
 
 " Is Mr. Jones in ?" 
 
 *' Yes'um ; right in there, m'um : lady to see you, 
 sir,'' he said ^uite briskly, showing the way and 
 bowing politely as she passed him ; but theettect was 
 sowewhat marred a moment after by his putting his 
 thumb into one of the pits which did duty with him 
 ns nostrils, almost up to the first joint, and medita- 
 tively digging away as ho walked slowly over to his 
 desk to resume his pleasant crusade against the flies. 
 
 Plain Jones rose as the young lady entered, bowed 
 in his politest style, smiled his blandest smile, and 
 offered her a chair with a gallant sweep of his right 
 arm towards it inviting her to be seated. 
 
 " Mamma asked me to give you this note and say 
 she was too unwell to come to you herself and would 
 take it as a favor if you could make ii. i^^CQVonient to 
 call on her sometime to-day, or to-morrow ; she 
 thinks the business is important.'' 
 
 '* Certainly, certainly, my dear, pray be seated ; " 
 somehow Plain Jones had a habit of addressing young 
 ladies as " my dear," but he did it in a fatherly soi't 
 of way, and they did'nt seem to mind it, 
 
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 '' Mamma is very sorry to trouble you ; but we 
 only returned from the seaside yesterday, and 
 mamma found a letter waiting for her which annoyed 
 her 80 much she is not able to leave the hou ; day. 
 It is too bad to have to trouble you." 
 
 '* No trouble at all, my dear; your mamma" — but 
 then Plain Jones stopped, puzzled; for he had not 
 opened the letter and he did not know her mamma's 
 name. So with old fashioned politeness, which the 
 youth of the present day don't know, or don't prac- 
 tice, he asked permission to break the seal ; which 
 being granted with a smile, he opened the envelope, 
 and extracting a tiny sheet of rose colored par ''r, very 
 slightly scented, read the following : — * 
 
 Alaska Villa, 
 15th September, 1869. 
 Dear Mr. Jones, — I only returned home yesterday 
 and my nerves are so terribly shaken by a dreadful 
 letter I found awaiting me, that I am utterly unable 
 toleave the house to-day. May I ask you as a great 
 favor to call on me at your earliest convenienee. I 
 know I am imposing a serious tax on your valuable 
 time, but the letter says the business is very urgent, and 
 T must consult my lawyer at once, so pray forgive me. 
 Apologising for the inconvenience I feel I am put- 
 ting you to, 
 
 Believe me, Yours sincerely, 
 
 Louisa Tryson. 
 P.S. — Tilly will show you the horrid letter \ 
 received, ' » 
 
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 Mli, JONES. 
 
 145 
 
 Pliiin Jones sat for a moment with the letter in his 
 hand considering^, and while ho is doing so I will 
 explain who the writer of the letter was. 
 
 Mrs. Tr^^son was the widow of an old business friend 
 who had died some two years ago, leaving a wife, 
 and one child by a former marriage, and a comfort- 
 able little property of about S5,000 a year, the man- 
 agement of which was in Jones' hands. 
 
 Plain Jones had had very little trouble in manag- 
 ing the property ; for it was all invested in the city 
 and left to Mrs. Tryson entire until Tilly was twenty- 
 one, when the estate was to b( evenly divided between 
 the two ladies. The only provisos were that, in the 
 event of Mrs. Tryson marrying again before her step- 
 daughter, she should forfeit half of her portion, which 
 then went to Jones ; and should Miss Tryson marry 
 under the age of twenty-one she forfeited half of her 
 portion which in that event also went to Jones ; with 
 the further proviso that if Mrs. Tryson married first 
 Tilly should not forfeit any portion of her fortune for 
 marrying before she was twenty-one. 
 
 Now Jones was well acquainted with Mrs. Tryson, 
 who frequently called at his office on business ; but ho 
 rarely visited her; and, from the fact of Miss Trj'son 
 having been at school in England for seven or eight 
 years past, and only returning during the present 
 summer, Jones had not seen her since she was a little 
 girl. 
 
 f< Pear me, Miss— -Misi^ Tilly," exclaimed Jones 
 
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 JONES, THE LAWYER. 
 
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 after his pause," I declare I should never have recog- 
 nized yon. lou've — j^ou've — grown so much," he 
 continued, quite ignoring the fact that girls usually 
 do grow between the ages of ten and eighteen. 
 '' When I saw you last you were in short — that is, 
 you were only so high," and he held his hand about 
 a couple of inches above the desk to illustrate his 
 meaning. 
 
 *' Taller than that, I think," replied Tilly, smiling 
 and displaying such pretty rows of small sparkling 
 white teeth that Jones could not help feeling he would 
 like her to bite him. " I know I have grown a groat 
 deal and changed very much, so I could not expect 
 you to recognize me ; but I knev/ you in a moment, 
 you have'nt changed a bit," — Jones thought she need 
 not have said that — " unless you have been getting 
 younger while I have been away." Jones thought 
 that very neat of her, altho' he tried to ^ay some- 
 thing about being '' an old man." 
 
 *' Oh, you're not an old man yet," rattled on Miss 
 Tilly, *'. although I can remember you ever since I 
 was a baby, almost'' — Jones thought she was rather 
 too fond of ancient history — ** and used to toss me in 
 your arms and ride me to Banbury Cross. '^ — Jones 
 thought he would like to do it now, but only smiled 
 at the reminiscence. " You used to be a good, kind 
 friend to me when I was a little girl, you must not 
 be a cross old guardian to me now I am a woman; 
 although Papa's will does not recognize me as a 
 
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MR. JONES. 
 
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 ghtecn. 
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 smiling 
 arkling 
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 expect 
 aoment, 
 he need 
 getting 
 thought 
 V some- 
 
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 since I 
 rather 
 58 mo in 
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 T smiled 
 [)d, kin;' 
 lUst not 
 woman ; 
 le as a 
 
 woman for three year's to come," she added a little 
 petulantly. 
 
 " Oh, that is on only one i*)oint, you know ; and 
 I am sure you will not want to run away from us 
 before then. Three years is not long to wait." 
 
 Tilly said nothing, but looked as if she thought it 
 was altogether too long. 
 
 *' I am forgetting all about mamma's commission ; 
 will you go to see her ?" 
 
 "Certainly; I have an appointment at twelve, I 
 will go immediately after that. You may say I will 
 bo there by two," 
 
 "Oh, then, if you like, I will call for you at half- 
 past one with the carriage, and we can go up 
 together. I have some shopping to do which will 
 occupy me imtil that time." 
 
 Jones thought how pleasant it would bo to enjoy a 
 drive of a couple of miles with such a charming 
 young creature, and consented ; then he asked for 
 the letter Mrs. Tryson referred to in her note. 
 
 Now Miss Tilly had left the letter on her dressing- 
 table, and she knew it ; but she went through a most 
 elaborate search of her pockets and reticule, and at 
 last, after Jones had several times assured her it was 
 of no consequence as he could see it when he called, 
 declared she must have left it at home. 
 
 " No matter at all, my dear, don't distress yourself 
 about it; I darosay it is not very serious, ladies are 
 so easily frightened by letters they do not clearly 
 understand the meaning of," 
 
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 JONES, THE LAWYER. 
 
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 " I know you men think women cannot understand 
 any letters except love-letters, but I have a higher 
 opinion of my sex than that.*' 
 
 "Oh, you wrong us, at least as far as I am person- 
 ally concerned; although I do not deny that love- 
 letters are very pleasant things to receive." 
 
 "Do you get many ?" she asked a' ''My, with that 
 winning smile of hers. 
 
 " Not now, my dear. Young ladies do not think it 
 worth while to favor an old man like me." 
 
 "Perhaps you do not try them," she retorted still 
 in that arch manner. 
 
 " Well, to own the truth, my dear, I don't suppose 
 I do J I have lived too long alone to think of changing 
 my condition now, and no man has any right to pay 
 particular attention to any lady when ho has not 
 * serious intentions,' as the saying is." 
 
 Something very like a frown crossed Miss Tilly's 
 face for an instant ; but she chased it away with & | 
 smile and rose to go. 
 
 Jones insisted upon escorting her down stairs to the I 
 caiTiage, although she assured him she could find her 
 way alone very well, or with the assistance of that 
 "pretty" boy of his; which latter remark being 
 overheard by Jones' boy, thai young gentleman 
 acknowledged the compliment by kissing his hand 
 several times to her as she went down the stairs, and | 
 then turned a couple of handsprings in the passage, 
 and stood himself up on his h9a4 in a corner in (iQQor| 
 pf the occasion^ . 
 
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 MRS. TRYSON. 
 
 Mrs. Tryson lived in a very pretty cottage on the 
 mountain side, and managed to enjoy life as much as 
 a fascinating widow of thirty-five with a comfortable 
 jointure, and no small encumbrances possibly could. 
 She married Tryson, who was twenty years her 
 senior, when she was nineteen, and as none of her 
 own children lived she had grown to look on Tilly 
 quite as her own child and loved her quite as much 
 as if she really had been. But Tilly as a child and 
 i Tilly as a beautiful young woman of eighteen were 
 jtwo very different persons, as Mrs. Tryson found 
 when she took her step-daughter to Cacouna with her 
 immediately after the latter's return to Canada. Miss 
 I Tilly attracted rather the lion's share of attention, 
 and, altho' Mrs. Tryson was far from being jealous of 
 her step-daughter, she could not avoid feeling a little 
 pique at the sudden desertion of some of her most 
 devoted admirers to worship at a younger and fairer 
 1 shrine. 
 
 Not much fairer though, for Mrs. Tryson was as 
 Irosy cheeked, buxom, fascinating a little widow as 
 any in the city, and more than one or two had ti'ied 
 
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 Jones, the lawyer. 
 
 to induce her to change her state, but without suc- 
 cess. Not that Mrs. Tryson was particularly enam- 
 oured of widowhood, and intended to pass the remain- 
 der of her days in mourning; but, in the first place 
 she had not met anyone since Tryson's death who had 
 made any great impression on her heart; and next, 
 she had no idea of forfeiting half her fortune by such 
 a step as matrimony before Tilly was of the age pre- 
 scribed in her father's will. 
 
 Of course, Mrs. Tryson did not think the provision 
 of the wnll a wise one, which she declared "only put 
 it into the girl's head to want to get married," but ns 
 the provision was there and could not be got over very 
 well, she had almost reconciled herself to the idea 
 that they must both wait three years. Mrs. Tryson 
 was in the parlor when Jones and Tilly arrived, and 
 looked an exceedingly interesting invalid as she lay 
 half reclining on a sofa with a becoming morning 
 wrapper pulled around her so as to display to ad- 
 vantage the general contour of a very pretty figure. 
 
 '' Oh, Mr. Jones, how kind of you to come at once," 
 she exclaimed, extending her hand, which was par- 
 ticularly small and soft, as Plain Jones advanced 
 towards her. ''I would never have troubled you 
 only that letter frightened me so. What do you think 
 of the dreadful business ?" 
 
 " Well, — really — humph ! The fact is, Miss Tilly 
 fu>.got to take it with her and I have not seen it yet; 
 but do not let it annoy you, it cannot be very serious." 
 
MRS. TKTSON. 
 
 161 
 
 '' Oh, but it is dreadful. It threatens to dejirive 
 me of all my jjroperty; to turn me out of house and 
 home. What shall I do. You'll help me, Mr. Jones, 
 won't you ?" and in her excitement she extended 
 both hands towards him in an imploring way. 
 
 " Certainly, certainly," said Jones ; taking the ex- 
 tended hands and pressing them gently— I said they 
 were soft hands and pleasant to squeeze. " You are 
 exciting yourself unnecessarily, where is this terrible 
 letter ?" 
 
 " Here it is," said Tilly, who had entered the room 
 just in time to see Jones take Mrs. Tryson's hands ; 
 but, of course, she did not notice the squeeze. 
 
 "Now let me see what this wonderful document 
 amounts to," said Plain Jones, spreading the letter 
 open, and placing a gold double eyeglass on his nose; 
 for Jones used glasses, occasionally, not altogether 
 because he needed them, but par tl}^ because he looked 
 well in them ; and then, everybody will admit that a 
 lawyer looks more imposing with a formidable pair 
 of double eyeglasses astraddle of his nose than with- 
 out them. 
 
 Plain Jones adjusted his glasses, and read : 
 
 Montreal, 12th September, 1869. 
 Madam, 
 
 I am instructed by my client S. C. Tryson, Esq., 
 to enter suit against you for the recovery of the prop- 
 erty now illegally in your possession, under a, so- 
 called, will of your late husband ) and have to request 
 
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 JOJfilS, THE lAwrtm. 
 
 
 
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 that you will favor me with the address of your solicitor, 
 at your earliest convenience, that I may consult with 
 him. Mr. Tryson claims to be the eldest son of j'^our 
 late husband by a marriage contracted prior to his 
 acquaintance with you; I regret to say that his 
 claims appear to be exceedingly well founded and 
 would advise you to lose no time in consulting your 
 solicitor. 
 
 Madam, 
 
 I have the honor to be 
 Your very obedient servant, 
 
 PETER SNAP, 
 
 Solid foi. 
 To Mrs. L. Tryson. 
 
 Mrs. Tryson watched Jones closely while he read 
 the letter, and her fears were not at all allayed by the 
 look of astonishment which crept over his face as he 
 read. Tilly turned to the window so that her own 
 face was partly in the shade and she could watch the 
 others unobserved. 
 
 *' When did you get this letter?" asked Jones when 
 he had finished reading it. 
 
 *^ I found it here when I came home yesterday. Oh, 
 Mr. Jones, isn't it terrible ? And to think that James 
 
 should have — " 
 
 " It's all nonsense," cried Plain Jones quite hotly, 
 <* this letter was never written by a lawyer. There 
 is no such solicitor in Montreal as Peter Snap. 
 Theic never was a lawyer called Snap, except in Ten 
 Thousand a Fear, and that's all gammon. My dear 
 
icitor, 
 twith 
 f your 
 to his 
 at his 
 )d and 
 r your 
 
 citoi. 
 
 le read 
 by the 
 3 as he 
 er own 
 tch the 
 
 js when 
 
 ly. Oh, 
 ; James 
 
 hotly, 
 There 
 Snap. 
 t in Ten 
 lly dear 
 
 MMS. TRYSON, 
 
 153 
 
 madam, this is some miserable hoax some unprinci- 
 pled scamp has had the audacity to perpetrate on you. 
 The rascal; I'll find him out and teach him what it 
 is to send threatening lettoMB to a lady;" and Jones 
 became quite excited and gave the letter a vicious 
 sort of slap as if he wished it was somebody's head. 
 
 " Not true ! a hoax ! Oh, Mr. Jones, are you quite 
 sure?" and the small, white hands were again im- 
 pulsively extended ; and again Plain Jones took them 
 in his and pressed them gently. 
 
 ** Perfectly certain. It is the work of some villain 
 who has been trying to frighten you." 
 
 •' I am afraid ho succeeded then," said the widow, 
 trembling violently, and looking very much as if she 
 would like to put her head on Jones' shoulder and have 
 agoodcry ; but just then a little sound came from Tilly, 
 which sounded half like an hysterical sob, and half 
 like a suppressed laugh, which made them both start; 
 and Mrs. Tryson resumed her seat on the sofa, while 
 Plain Jones returned his gold eyeglasses to the pocket 
 in which he usually carried them, and turned to Tilly 
 who advanced towards him. 
 
 " A hoax !" exclaimed that young lady, " who could 
 have been so wicked ?" 
 
 Ah I That was the question. Who could have 
 been so wicked? The three sat near together and 
 discussed this curious letter. Who could have written 
 it ? What was the object ? What did it mean ? 
 
 *' Are you quite sure, Mr. Jonos," said Mrs. Tryson, 
 "that James, — " l 
 
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154 
 
 JONFS, THE LAWYER. 
 
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 *' Nonsense, my dear madam, nonsense. I knew 
 * James Tryson from boyhood. He was married, as 
 you know, before he met you ; but as for his entering 
 into any clandestine nfarriage before thai, it is ridic- 
 ulous. I knew the man too well for that ; it was not 
 the sort of man to trifle with solemn matters.** 
 
 '' But that man says he is heir at-law ?" 
 
 <' Heir at fiddlesticks, ma'am ! What is the good 
 of his being heir-at-law when we have an incontosl- 
 ible will to fall back on." 
 
 *' Does that make any diflbrence ?" asked Tilly, 
 quite innocently. 
 
 '* All the difference in the world, my dear," replied 
 Plain Jones, rising to go. 
 
 "Won't you stay and take lunch, Mr. Jones?' 
 asked Mrs. Tryson, hospitably, "I have unintention- 
 ally spoiled your own lunch, stay and share ours; ' 
 and she accompanied the invitation with a winninj,' 
 smile which quite captivcd at Jones. 
 
 Tilly turned away again, and there was no doubt 
 this time that she laughed, but very softly fo herself. 
 
 Jones hesitated. Some wise man has said, *' who 
 hesitates is lost," and as far as there could be said to 
 be any winning or losing in this case, Jones' hesita- 
 tion was certainly fatal to him, for at that moment 
 the servant entered and announced lunch, and Jonc.^ 
 consented to remain. 
 
 Kow, altho* Jones had occasionally called on Mrs. 
 Tryson during h©i* widowhood on matters of business,: 
 
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 MRS. TRYSON. 
 
 155 
 
 I knew 
 ried, as 
 mtering 
 is ridic- 
 was not 
 
 *i 
 
 ho good 
 iconloisk- 
 
 d Tilly, 
 " replied 
 
 JonQB ? " 
 
 nteiitioii- 
 
 B ours ; " 
 
 winning 
 
 no douU 
 X) herself, 
 id, *'w1h) 
 oe said to 
 s' hesitii- 
 : moment 
 md Jones 
 
 on Mrs. 
 f business, I 
 
 he had never partaken of a meal in the house since 
 his oki friend died, and, even during his lifetime, Jones 
 had only dined with him occasionally on special oc- 
 casions, for their intimacy was more of a business 
 than a social nature, and he was agreeably surprised 
 to find the widow's taste so nearly agreed with his 
 own. 
 
 The lunch was a light one ; a cold duck; a cool, re- 
 freshing salad ; a fruit stand filled with grapes, peaches, 
 &e. ; a tart and a bottle of sherry comprised its main 
 features ; and if Jones had been requested to order a 
 lunch exactly to his taste he could not have suited 
 himself better ; for Jones Avas something of an ej)icure 
 in his way and liked good living, lie strongly 
 maintained, however, that dining in the middle of 
 the day was a barbarity, and could on no account 
 have been induced to partake of a hearty meal later 
 than breakfast, until his ow^n proper dinner hour at 
 six ; the widow's lunch was, therefore, just the thing 
 to suit Jones. Still there was a drawback; no earthly 
 happiness can be perfect and a sudden damper was 
 put on Jones' pleasure by a thought which crossed 
 his mind. 
 
 He would have to carve the duck. 
 
 Carving is one of the lost arts ; and Jones' education 
 had been sadly neglected in this particular branch. 
 He had no more idea of the anatomy of a duck than a 
 a duck had of his ; what little carving he had been 
 obliged to do, he had always done on general princi- 
 
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156 
 
 JONES, THE LAWYER. 
 
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 fr '' 
 
 pies ; he wo^ld place the fork firmly in the most 
 available spot of the bird to be carved, and hew and 
 hack about until, by main strength, he had reduced 
 it to a mass of mangled remains. He knew that by 
 great exertion he could tear the toughest chicken, or 
 the most ancient duck to pieces, and even come off 
 partially successful after an encounter with an obsti- 
 nate old goose ; but his carving never satisfied him, 
 it was one of the few things he did that he did badly; 
 and he sighed gently as he took his seat at the little 
 round table on which the repast was spread. 
 
 But the widow soon put him at his ease by insist- 
 ing on carving the duck herself, altho* Jones riftide a 
 desperate effort to appear very anxious to save her 
 the trouble. The widow was obstinate. She was 
 one of those few women who really carve well, and at 
 small parties in her own house she was fond of dis-| 
 playing her accomplishment. 
 
 Carving is like everything else, very easy when! 
 you know how. The widow knew how ; and Jones 
 sat in silent admiration, watching her, as she pulledl 
 her loose sleeves out of the wa}'^, thereby displaying! 
 part of a very plump, white forearm ; gently impaledl 
 the duck with the fork and gracefully and dexte^ouslyl 
 carved it. It looked like magic the way the legs! 
 wings, side-bones, breast, neck-bone, and merryj 
 thought came apart as -the fair white hands fluttere 
 for an instant over them ; and as Jones gazed in woe 
 der he felt that he almost wished he was a duck to 
 
 cam^ 
 
 two 
 
 had 
 
 the 
 
 Plaij 
 
 littl 
 
Mns. Tki'so^. 
 
 157 
 
 80 quickly and scientitically dissected by those fair, 
 
 hands. But I fear if Jones had been a du(rk he would 
 
 have proved rather a tough one. 
 
 Now there was nothing in the fact of Mrs. Tryson's 
 
 carving a duck to cause laughter, nor in any way to 
 
 account for the merry little peal which suddenly 
 
 burst from Tilly's lips ; nor was there any apparent 
 
 cause for her blushing so vividly and hiding her face 
 
 in her handkerchief and declaring that " something 
 
 tickled her." Yet she did it; and several times during 
 
 the meal some amusing thought seemed to recur to 
 
 her, and she appeared on the point of laughing out 
 
 again. 
 A round table is par excellence the table for a small 
 
 party ; everything is within easy reach so that vej y 
 little waiting on is needed ; and everybody is within 
 sight and hearing of everybody else. It is certainly 
 conducive to jollity and our little party of three 
 were very merry, especially Tilly, who was the mer- 
 riest of the three, and laughed longest and loudest at 
 some of Plain Jones' jokes, for he could joke could 
 Plain Jones, and tell very good stories too when he 
 pleased, and to use a common expression, " he 
 came out strong" on this occasion, and kept his 
 two fair auditors thoroughly amused. Mrs. Tryson 
 had recovered her health and spirits wonderfully after 
 the sudden disposal of the threatening letter by 
 Plain Jones, and now aj)peared as the merry, jovial 
 little soul she usually w^as. 
 
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158 
 
 JONES, THE LAWYEn, 
 
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 After lunch they returned to the parlor, and, Mrs. 
 TryBon having excused herself for a few minutes, 
 Tilly played some selections from Offenbach, and 
 sung a merry little French song, in a style which 
 perfectly charmed Plain Jones, who was a great lover 
 of music , and in his enthusiasm he made a confes- 
 sion which he rarely made. 
 
 Ho admitted that he performed on the violin. 
 ''Only a little," he said modestly; but Tilly went 
 into ecstacies, and engaged him in such a lively con- 
 versation on musical matters until Mrs. Tryson's re- 
 turn, that Plain Jones had no opportunity of sug- 
 gesting the propriety of retiring, which he had for 
 some time been meditating. 
 
 "Oh, mamma! "exclaimed Tilly, enthusiasti- 
 cally as Mrs. Tryson entered." Only think, Mr. 
 Jones plays the tiddle ! " bul, seeing a slight shade 
 pass over the usually serene face of Jones, she colored 
 up and the next time she mentioned that noble in- 
 strument she did not forget to call it a violin. 
 
 *' Does he ! how nice ; why you can play duetts 
 together ; if Mr. Jones will take pity on two lone 
 women and spend an evening with us/' sht aJde^l 
 with a smile. 
 
 Of course, Jones could only expr*. the r>lea8ure it 
 would give him ; and made a general statement 
 about " some evening," but Tilly immediately cut 
 m : 
 
 " Come next Thursday," she said," and be sure to 
 bring the violin.''^ 
 
AfKS. TRY SON. 
 
 159 
 
 Plain Jones promised he would conic and went 
 away smiling. > 
 
 Now there was nothing particularly strange or 
 amusing, in Mrs. Tryson's inviting an old friend and 
 legal adviser to spend an evening at her house ; but 
 it appeared to act with wonderful force on Miss 
 Tilly's risibilities ; for as soon as Jones had gone 
 she ran up to her own room, locked the door, threw 
 herself on the sofa and laughed until she seemed to 
 be going into hysterics ; then she danced about the 
 room like a mad thing, singing and laughing ; a*«d 
 every now and then crying out " Oh, its too good," 
 *' Oh, its too funny," and then she sat down and 
 wrote a long letter beginning, " My dearest, dearest 
 durling" and ending — well never mind the ending 
 we haven't quite got to that yet. 
 
 Plain Jones drove away— for Mrs. Tryson insisted 
 (Hi his taking the carriage — in the most enjoyable 
 frame of mind he had been in for some time ; and ho 
 frequently confessed to himself that he had seldom 
 spent so pleasant an afternoon. But the prominent 
 idea in his mind seemed to be Tilly's growth, and 
 several times he repeated to himself, '' how she has 
 L^rown ;" as if the fact of her having changed from 
 girlhood to womanhood in eight years, was quite a 
 remarkable one, and evinced an unusual degree of 
 smartness on her part. And by and by his thoughts 
 changed a little in form, and he added to his thought, 
 " and what a nice girl she is," and in this frame of 
 mind he reached his office. 
 
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160 
 
 JONES, THE LAWrER. 
 
 Jones' boy had liad a happy afternoon in his mas- 
 ter's absence, and in the various develo| nents of 
 his happiness had been twice kicked, once cuffed on 
 the ear until he bellowed again, and at last summar- 
 ily ejected from the office by the two clerks who had 
 been trying hard to copy some deeds. He was just 
 amusing himself singing ^* Good ,bye, Charlie" 
 through the keyhole for the benefit of the clerks in- 
 side when Jones returned ; that brought him to his 
 senses in a moment and he announced quickly, " Mr. 
 Chops has been waiting for you for over an hour, sir, 
 and he says he will call again to-morrow as he 
 couldn't wait no longer," 
 
 " Bless me !" exclaimed Jones, consulting his 
 watch, " half-past four, and I promised to cox)k iij) 
 Chops' case for him at three ; dear, dear, what a 
 pleasant afternoon I must have spent, that I never 
 once thought of Chops," and he passed into the office, 
 
 But Jones' boy did not immediately follow his 
 master. He stood watching his retreating figure 
 until the door was closed ; then he shook his head in 
 a deprecatory manner as if ho wished it to be dis- 
 tinctly understood that he highly disapproved of 
 Jones' conduct ; and he solemnly shook his finger in 
 a menacing way as if to warn Jones that he really 
 would not be able to overlook such gross inattention 
 to busines"s. Then a brilliant idea seemed to occur 
 to him. He smartened himself up a bit ; smiled that 
 bewitching smile of his ; went through a pantomimQ 
 
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 Mns. TursoN, 
 
 161 
 
 J mas- 
 nts of 
 fed on 
 mmar- 
 10 had 
 IS just 
 larlie" 
 •ks in- 
 to his 
 " Mr. 
 ijr, sir, 
 as he 
 
 of gracefully tucking a lady's arm under his, and 
 bending low as if whispering soft nothings to his 
 imaginary companion, proudly promenaded the pas- 
 sage-way for the next five minutes. What his exact 
 thoughts were I am unable to say ; but I have reason 
 to believe he was imitating what he supposed Jones 
 had been doing when he ought to have been attend- 
 ing to the case of Chops. 
 
 [g his 
 )Dk up 
 vhat a 
 
 never 
 ) office. 
 )W his 
 
 figure 
 lead in 
 be dis- 
 ved of 
 iger in 
 
 really 
 ten lion 
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 ed that 
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CHAPTER III. 
 
 MR. STEDMAN. 
 
 Plain Jones kept his appointment for Tliiirsday 
 evening, and took his violin with him. He was a 
 mild and inoffensive performer on that noble instru- 
 ment, and scraped up and down in a very correctly 
 mechanical sort of way, throwing no feeling what- 
 ever into his playing. Just as I have heard some 
 young ladies, with good voices, sing " Home, Sweet 
 Home," or Ah, che la Morte^ or some other equally 
 touching melody with an. almost painfully mechani- 
 cal and mathematical correctness, but without one 
 atom of feeling. The fact is, Jones had a supera- 
 bundance of music in his soul, but he could not suc- 
 ceed in drawing much of it out of his violin. 
 
 Still Tilly was greatly charmed with his playing 
 and the widow said it was " sweet," and they managed 
 to get up some very pleasant little musical parties to 
 themselves. Tilly's singing was far above the aver- 
 age, and the widovvhad a rich, sweet contralto which 
 harmonised with Tilly's soprano as well as any two 
 women's voices can harmonize ; so thev^ samj; duets 
 with violin and piano accompanyment, and Jones even 
 tried once to take the bass, but his chin was so iirmlv 
 closed on the tail piece of the violin that he breathed 
 
W: 
 
 MR. SfEDMAK. 
 
 163 
 
 most of it through the openings in the sound-board 
 into the body of the violin and the effect was not 
 liarmonious. He did not try it again. 
 
 Of course, it must be understood that the first visit 
 was only the forerunner of many others, and indeed it 
 soon began to be looked on as a settled thing that Jones 
 should spend at least one evening a week at Alaska 
 Villa; and although he did not, as the saying is, 
 "hang up his hat in the hall," he certainly did his 
 violin case and left it there. 
 
 Nor was music the only amusement. Tilly soon 
 discovered that amongst his various accomplishments 
 Plain Jones could play chess, and as she was a fair 
 player she at once challenged him, and they had 
 scvei'al pleasant games together. But Tilly quickly 
 admii:ed that she was no match for Plain Jones and 
 handed him over to her step-mother who was a 
 much better player, and he and the widow had many 
 mimic battles with varying success ; for the widow 
 was skilful in attacl and Plain Jones was often hard 
 pressed to prevent a quick and disgraceful checkmate. 
 Tilly would sit by and look on, but after a little w4iilo 
 she usually strayed off to the piano and played and 
 sung softly to herself, or brought out her writing desk 
 and began another letter to " my dearest, &c." : it 
 was surprising what an extensive correspondence this 
 young lady had just about this time. It w^as notice- 
 able, however, that Jones' attention was always dis- 
 tracted from his game when Tilly was not near ; and 
 
 
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164 
 
 JONES, THE LAWYER. 
 
 W' 
 
 he always endeavoured to avoid chess and substitute 
 muf ic so that they could all be together. But Tilly 
 was obstinate and managed in some way or other 
 to contrive that he should have his dose of chess very 
 nearly as regularly as his music. 
 
 Yery quiet and happy were those evenings at 
 Alaska Villa, and Plain Jones began to find a home 
 like feeling come over him there, which he had not 
 experienced since he was a boy. The change in his 
 feeling was very gradual, and the Fall had slipped 
 away and Christmas was close at hand before Jones 
 himself began to be at all conscious that any feeling 
 stronger than tliat of pleasure at being in the com- 
 pany of his old friend's widow and daughter, had any- 
 thing to do with his visits at Alaska Villa. 
 
 But it was not at Alaska Villa alone that Plain 
 Jones met the Trysons. They had many mutual 
 friends, and he frequently encountered them at their 
 houses. On these occasions Plain Jones balanced his 
 attentions so nicely between mother and daughter 
 that no one could say he was paying particular atten- 
 tion to either ; only, he generally managed to escort 
 Tilly to the carriage, greatly to the chagrin of many 
 
 spiring youths, who petulantly observed to each 
 
 other, " Why don't the old fool stick to the widow ?" 
 
 Nor was it at friends' houses only that they met 
 
 either ; for Tilly took a great passion for the theatre, 
 
 and became a great patroness of that noble old barn 
 
 . in Cotte street ; and it so happened that she usually 
 
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 MR. STEDMAN. 
 
 165 
 
 managed so that Jones either accompanied them, or 
 came into their box during the performance. For 
 Jones was quite a patron of the drama, and sat out 
 the very mediocre entertainment given, with a per- 
 severance worthy of a better cause. Tilly too always 
 evinced great interest in the play, and usually in- 
 sisted on staying until the finish ; but the widow was 
 sometimes a little bored, and yawned slightly behind 
 her fan. 
 
 Now it happened, quite by accident, that on the 
 first occasion of their visiting the theatre, a young 
 man, with whom Jones was well acquainted, chanced 
 to be standing in the lobby of the dress circle, and, 
 not noticing that Jones had ladies with him, stopped 
 him to say " good evening "; this caused the whole 
 party to halt for an instant, and that instant sufficed 
 for Mrs. Tyson to recognize in the young gentleman 
 a Cacouna acqaintance who had been very attentive 
 to both Tilly and herself during the past summer. 
 
 '' Oh, Mr. Stedman ! How have you been since 
 you left CacDuna ? " 
 
 ''Quite well, thanks. You and Miss Tryson have 
 been quite well, I hope." 
 
 " Quite, thanks. fcShall we see you in the box by 
 and by?" 
 
 " Yes, with pleasure." 
 
 And so Mr. Stedman '' dropped in " for a few 
 minutes, and his few minutes proved to be pretty 
 long ones, for they lasted until the end of the second 
 
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 166 
 
 JONES, THE LA WYER. 
 
 act; and after that, Mr. Stedman manatred, by acci- 
 dent, to bo at the theatre every evening that Mrs. 
 Tryson was, and, of course, he always dropped into 
 her box for a few minutes; he seemed to be a lucky 
 fellow, too, for it happened, by chance of course, that 
 on the evenings he did not go to the theatre Mr^. 
 Tryson was not there. 
 
 He was a very nice young fellow, Mr. Henry 
 Stedman, and Jones, who knew his family well, spoke 
 very highly of him. He was > n*y attentive to Mrs. 
 Tryson, and very polite to Tilly; and, after a while, 
 the former invited him to visit her at Alaska Villa. 
 After that the trio became a quartette, and Mr. Sted- 
 man was soon very nearly as constant a visitor at the 
 villa as Jones. 
 
 The amusements became a little more regular after 
 Stedman's appearance; for Jones almost always 
 paired oft' with Tilly at the piano, and St<?dmaii 
 played chess with the widow. 
 
 The only one of the quartette who did not seem 
 perfectly satisfied with this new arrangement was 
 Tilly; and she made several attempts to get Jones 
 back to chess with the widow, but met with but little 
 success, as Jones did not second her efforts very 
 warmly, and Stedman showed pretty plainly that ho 
 did not in md to be robbed of his pleasant little tete- 
 a-tetes with the widow across the chess table; so Tilly 
 had no recourse but to confide in her '* dearest, dear- 
 est, &c.," which she did at considerable length. 
 
MR. STEDMAN. 
 
 167 
 
 acci- 
 Mrs. 
 I into 
 lucky 
 that 
 Mrs. 
 
 Then Tilly changed her tactics a little, and visited 
 Jones frequently at his office, sometimes inducing 
 him to go out driving with her step-mother and her- 
 self. At first Jones felt a little delicacy about driv- 
 ing out with the ladies, but he soon got over that, 
 and Miss Tilly congratulated herself that she hadout- 
 generalled Mr. Stedman. Not too fast, Miss Tilly; 
 perhaps yoa have not taken the whole game into 
 account. 
 
 Now Tilly's visits to Jones' office had an effect of 
 which that young lady little dreamed. 
 
 Jones' boy fell in love with her. 
 
 It must be borne in mind that Jones' boy was about 
 twelve years old, a very suscej)tible age ; that he was 
 scrubby, a state which tends to precocity; and that 
 he was red-headed, and it is generally said — for what 
 reason, or on what grounds I do not know — that per- 
 sons having red hair are more easily overcome b}^ the 
 God of Love than those who boast of hair of any other 
 hue. It was about the third or fourth visit of Tilly's to 
 the office when, this passion of Jones' boy first showed 
 itself ill visibl« form ; but the first sign was a tre- 
 mendous one jiS^ 
 
 He put on a' clean shirt. 
 
 Never before had Jones' boy been .vuown to com- 
 mit such an act, and his appearance at the office 
 created quite a sensation; but he cared nothing for 
 that ; he waited anxiously for hery and Avhen she 
 came he threw open his waistcoat in a careless sort 
 
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168 
 
 JONES, THE LAWYER. 
 
 of way and smiled so markedly that you could not 
 only see all his teeth, but nearly half way down his 
 throat. But she was in a hurry that da}'^ and passed 
 him without looking at him. Then the heart of 
 Jones' boy sank within him, and in the extreme bit- 
 terness of his spirit he speared every unfortunate fly 
 which made its ai^pearance in the office that day. 
 
 But the heart of youth is bouyant, and by the next 
 morning Jones' boy was himself again, and had hit 
 on a new idea. He washed himself perfectly clean 
 for the first time in many months, and invested all 
 his capital in a pot of Castor oil pomatum, which he 
 had heard somebody say would turn red hair black \ 
 but the only effecjb produced by that was that the 
 chief clerk, who had a particular antipathy to the 
 smell of Castor oil, forcibly carried him to the nearest 
 barber's shop and had him shampooed, an operation 
 which Jones' boy did not at all relish; fbr, never 
 having been shampooed before, he kept his eyes open 
 when the water was turned on his head and both eyes 
 got pretty well filled with soap suds. A day or two 
 elapsed before he could pick up courage for another 
 attempt to attract Tilly's attention ; but when he 
 did it was a great one, 
 • He got a new suit of clothes. 
 
 You must not suppose that Jones' boy had the 
 clothes made to order. Not at all. After a desperate 
 eflbrt he induced his mother to give him three dollars, 
 and with that he purchat^ed an entire suit from a 
 
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 MR. STEDMAN. 
 
 169 
 
 pawnbroker — who had advanced fifty cents on them 
 — and felt happy. Kow, all the clothes Jones' boy 
 Imd ever worn before Avere manifestly two small for 
 him; this suit was just as palpably too large. The 
 trousers were so long that he had to turn up about 
 eight inches at the bottoms, and the jacket was so full 
 tluit he could easily have carried a week's provisions 
 in it without inconvenience. The chief clerk declared 
 it *' a good deal of a fit," and he probably was right. 
 But Jones' boy cared little for the remarks of jealous 
 clerks — he was sure they were jealous of his good 
 looks — and having washed his face again and reck, 
 lossly put on another clean shirt, impatiently waited 
 Tilly's arrival. 
 
 She came; and tho moment she saw him a peal of 
 silvery laughter rang out such as that dingy old build- 
 ing had seldom heard within its walls; and when he 
 grinned in delight, she almost went into hysterics and 
 ran into Jones' office to ask who that funny boy was. 
 Jones' boy heard her and his heart grew so big in his 
 l)osom that he was forced to go down to the street 
 door and give vent to his feelings; which he did by 
 whistling '' Rule Brittania " in so loud and shrill a key 
 that an excitable horse acre ^s the street ran away, 
 smashed the carriage he was attached to all to pieces 
 !i;^^ainst a lamp post, and so furnished an item for the 
 evening papers. 
 
 After this little episode the current of Jones' boy's 
 love took another turn The summer was quite gone 
 
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170 
 
 JONES, THE LA WVER, 
 
 now and with it the flies, and he found it difficult to 
 amuBe himself while Jones Avas in the office; so lio 
 became epistolatoiy, and used to amuse himself 
 writing love-letters to Tilly, which he never deliv- 
 ered. He even went so far as to endeavor to soar 
 forth in poetry, and after a whole afternoon spent in 
 the throes of composition he produced the following: 
 butiFul gurl of ml sole 
 
 smile oN the 1 who Adoors the 
 
 But there his muse suddenly deserted him, and no 
 amount of persuasion could induce her to return. Not 
 being able to succeed at poetry, he next tried his 
 hand at art and'spoiled all the paper he could got from 
 the clerks, endeavoring to draw Tilly's likeness. 
 
 This passion of Jones' boy was innocently fQ{\ by 
 Tilly, who would sometimes sa}^ a few kind words to 
 him if Jones happened to be out when she called ; and 
 this little encouragement so elated Jones' bo}' that he 
 began to argue to himself that Tilly did not come to 
 the office really to see Jones, but to see him. Then 
 he determined to make known his passion, and in 
 order that he might gain all the advantage Avhich his 
 most imposing appearance could give hiui, he plastered 
 his head again with the Castor oil pomatum which led 
 to his expulsion from the office by the chief clerk the 
 moment he made his appearance. 
 
 This occurred just a week before Christmas. The 
 snow was down, winter fairly closed in, and Jones' 
 boy, expelled from the office on account of the un- 
 
MR. STEDMAN. 
 
 171 
 
 pleanant odor of his head, found refuge in the lower 
 hall-way, and amuHcd hiniHolf peeping through one 
 of the little side windows at the sleighs going by. JIo 
 had not been at his post more than five minutes when 
 a covered sleigh with a lady and gentleman in it drew 
 up at a short distance from the office, and })efbre the 
 lady alighted Jones' boy distinctly saw the gentleman 
 kiss her and she seemed to like it too. s 
 
 The lady was T'lWy. 
 
 To say that the hair of Jones' boy's head stood on 
 end would be to state an inaccuracy, it was too tightly 
 plastered down with Castor oil pomatum for that ; 
 but it made the best effort it could to rise, and deadly 
 and dangerous thoughts darkly flitted across his mind. 
 Oh, that he had now the spear in his hand with which 
 he has been used to impale flies, how gladly he would 
 have plunged it into the heart of that base miscreant 
 who had dared to press the lips of his beloved ! And 
 to think of her, the deceitful thing, coming to the 
 olfice to see him and allowing another to kiss her on 
 the way, when even he had never dared to take such 
 a liberty ! It was teirible to think of; and in his 
 jealouPj rage Jones' boy scowled darkly at Tilly as she 
 passed him at the door, which made her laugh even 
 more than his hmile had frightened her; for as his 
 smile was terrible so his scowl was irresistibly funny. 
 
 That smile decided Jones' boy on a scheme of 
 'Vengeance. He determined that if he could not have 
 Tilly himself that black-moustached stranger should 
 
 
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 not have hor, so ho went to his desk and penned the 
 
 following unique note to Jones: 
 
 Thare is a feLla makin luv tu yur Giirl i seed 
 
 him Kiss er luK out 
 
 a Fren 
 
 This epistle he addressed to Jones at his private 
 residence, stamped it with an office stamp and posted 
 it with his own hand while Tilly was talking to Jones 
 in the inner office. 
 
 Now a little change had taken place in the arrange- 
 ment of the quartette of late, and the change was 
 owing to the widow's suddenly and unexpectedly giv- 
 ing the cold shoulder to Stedman and bestowing all 
 her blandishments on Jones. Neither Tilly nor Sted- 
 man seemed to object very much to being thrown 
 more together ; but Jones scarcely appeared to relish 
 the arrangement as much as when he was more in 
 Tilly's society. 
 
 So matters stood on the day when Jones' boy wrote 
 his anonymous note to Jones. 
 
 On that same evening Jones received the note and 
 it angered him more than such a trifle ought to have 
 angered a staid, middle aged bachelor. He fumed 
 over it, and delayed himself dressing to think of it; 
 and the more he thought of it the more it seemed to 
 annoy him. At last, his mind was made up and he 
 hastily finished dressing for the party he was going 
 to, and where he expected to meet Mrs. Try son and 
 Tilly- All that evening he devoted himself to Tilly, 
 
MR. ST/COMA^. 
 
 173 
 
 ^(^ that tho widow was (iiiito tirt'od, and when liejiskcd 
 permission to call on her next morning, slio answered 
 rather pettishly, which somewhat surprised Jones. 
 
 Jones handed Tilly to the carriage, as usual ; ami 
 as he stood for a moment on the door step he over- 
 heard young Trimmins say to Potts: 
 
 " What does old Jones run after that girl so for , if 
 he wants to marry her why don't he do it, I'm sure 
 he is old enough ; and if he don't mean to marry her 
 he has no business to pay her so much attention." 
 
 '' Of course not," replied Potts, "confounded selfish, 
 he can't marry them both ; he ought to stick to the' 
 widow and give us young men a chance at the girl." 
 
 " Certainly," responded Trimmins. 
 
 Jones said nothing, but walked thoughtfully away; 
 and as he drew on his overcoat he murmured to him- 
 self, 
 
 "I'll do it to-morrow." 
 
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ClIAPTEB IV. 
 
 HOW IT ENDED. 
 
 
 
 Jones dressed himself with more than usual care 
 next morning, and appeared at the office in all the 
 glory of a white waistcoat, although it was nearly 
 mid winter. Jones had great confidence in while 
 waistcoats; he said there was " a finish" about them 
 which no other style of waistcoat possessed, and ho 
 always wore one x:)n important occasions. 
 
 Jones' boy was fairly overpowered by his appear- 
 ance, and immediately drew a caricature of him, 
 adopting the easy plan of displaying the white waist- 
 coat to proper advantage by filling up all the rest of 
 the figure with ink. 
 
 Jones sat for a while in his office and seriously 
 thought over the step he was about to take. The an- 
 onymous letter he had received, and the words he 
 had overheard on the previous evening had decided 
 him. A great change had come over him since his 
 visits to Alaska Yilla commenced. The glimpses of 
 domestic happiness which had been disclosed to him 
 had entirely changed his views, and he now began to 
 think he had made a mistake in not marrying earlier 
 in liie. 
 
 Was it too late ? 
 
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 175 
 
 V6i of 
 
 Jones had asked himself this quQstioii several time^, 
 but had not arrived at a satisfactory answer. The 
 conversation ho had overheard had raised a new 
 question in his mind. Had he been too particuUir iu 
 his attentions to one of these kidies ? Had he gone 
 beyond the bounds of friendship and led others to 
 suppose that he had other intentions ? Jones asked 
 himself these questions, and his conscience did not 
 qu'te acquit him. Then Jones asked himself: Shall 
 I get married ? and his conscience answered, yes. 
 
 Then Jones put on his overcoat and gloves, pulled 
 his cap well down over his ears, and started for Alas- 
 ka Villa. 
 
 Mrs. Tryson had not passed a very happy night ; 
 in fact that estimable little widow had not been in 
 quite as good spirits as usual for some days past . 
 She had made a discovery. She had found out that 
 she was not quite as contented in her present condi- 
 tion as she had thought she was. The widow was 
 past the ago of girlish sentimentality, and was not 
 likely to be caught merely by a good tigure or a hand- 
 some face. The three months that she had been 
 thrown into frequent association with Jones had 
 given her an opportunity of studying his charactei*, 
 and the more she studied him the more slic found to 
 admire in him ; in a word the widow discoveied that 
 she cared more about Jones thati she would have 
 liked to confess without a proposal from him; and. 
 tkerefore, his sudden devotion to Tilly the previous 
 
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176 
 
 JOiSES, THE L 'WVEIi. 
 
 evonCng, and consef|neiit iio,i';!cc*t of her had somuj- 
 what nettled her, and caused lier to answer petulantly 
 when he had asked permission to call on her. 
 
 But the morning brought with it cooler reflection ; 
 and calm consideration told her that it must be some- 
 thing of importance which Jones wished to speak to 
 her about, or why should he make a special appoint- 
 ment when he had ')een in her company all the even- 
 ing and could easily have spoken to her then about 
 any oru. nary business. 
 
 Could he intend to propose ? 
 
 The thouglit made the widow blu^h a little, and 
 slie glanced anxiously in the glass several times while 
 she was dressing', to be sure that she was looking 
 well ; and she dressed with more than usual care, so 
 that she should look as attractive as possible. 
 
 And very pretty and charming she did look as 
 Jones entered the room and advanced towards her ; 
 and Jones evidently thought so as he took her hand, for 
 he looked admiringly at her, and bowed with even 
 m.ore than his usual empresstment. 
 
 '' It is very kind of you to admit me at such an un- 
 usual hour," began Jones, in the manner of a man 
 who has learned a speech by heart and means to say 
 it before he can possibly forget it; " and nothing but 
 the importance of what I have to say could have in- 
 duced me tu intrude on you at such an hour." 
 
 The widow interrupt€vl him with an assurance that 
 she vvas^ always charmed to see him at any time; but 
 
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Mow IT ENDED. 
 
 177 
 
 
 iiisteiicl of piiUiiii^ liim at his ciu^e this assurari'-o 
 seemed to confuse him, for he appeared to liave for- 
 gotten the connecting link in his speech and to bo 
 unable to proceed. 
 
 '' You cannot be surprised, after what I have said," 
 continued Jones, getting into the middle of his speech 
 and forgetting that he had said nothing yet, " that I 
 should have become weary of my present mode of 
 life." The widow said nothing, but discreetly turned 
 Iier head away, leaving her hand, however, lying 
 carelessly on her lap so that Jones could take it 
 easily if he felt so disposed. 
 
 " It is rather late in life, perhaps," he went on, 
 "for me to think of matrimony; but I am not a 
 very old man — " • 
 
 " Oh, certainly not," breathed the widow in a 
 scarcely audible voice. 
 
 " And you know the common saying, ' It is better 
 to be an old man's darling than a young man's 
 slave.' " 
 
 The widow did not exactly see the point of this 
 argument, and therefore contented herself with a 
 non-committal sigh. 
 
 " I can scarcely expect a very warm affection at 
 my time of life," continued Jones, gently taking the 
 hand which lay so invitingly before him in his, *' but 
 I flatter- myself that I can command that fooling of 
 respect which is often more histing, and more con- 
 ducive to true happiness than a mere girlisli passion 
 for a man of fewei* years than myself." 
 
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178 
 
 JONES, THE LAWYER. 
 
 The widow gave the slightest nod of assent and 
 turned the least bit toward him. 
 
 '' It is curious," continued Jones, abstractedly 
 squeezing the hand he held in his, " but I have some- 
 times thought that this was what my old friend in- 
 tended when ho put that curious provision in his 
 will." 
 
 The widow bowed her head in acknowledgement 
 that the same thought had occurred to ner. 
 
 '' For in this case the forfeiture will he a mere 
 nominal one." 
 
 Again the widow bowed in assent, and a thouglit 
 crossed her mind that he was rather lonirer in com- 
 ing to the point than there was any necessity, for. 
 
 " The arrangement will not be distateful tp you, I 
 hope ?" continued Jones insinuatingly, with another 
 little pressure of the hand he held. 
 
 The widow sighed gently, and faintly articulated 
 
 " ^NTo." 
 
 " And I may count on your consent?" 
 ' " Yes." 
 
 " Why then," said Jones, we may consider it 
 settled."' 
 
 '' Yes," retuv d the widow, s])caking vei'y low 
 and turning on him a face radiant with happiness, 
 and covered with blushes. 
 
 Jones was a little astonished at this, but he went 
 
 iimoved ," 1 am more than ever con- 
 
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 dly 
 
 vinced I am following out the wishes of my old 
 
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 I'l'ioiul in this iiiiittor ; and covttiin roiuin-ks I ovcr- 
 liearcl last night have decided me in the opinion that 
 it is time Tilly should have a m«le protector ; and it' 
 her aflections are not already engaged — " 
 
 " Tilly !" interrupted the widow, " What has slie 
 to do with it?' 
 
 "■ Why, as the person most interested, her inclina- 
 tions must certalidy be consulted. I shall see her at 
 once and " 
 
 But Jones did not finish that sentence ; for the 
 widow suddenly withdrew her hand from his and 
 turning on him a look in which rage, contempt, sur- 
 prise and shame Avere curiously blended, left the 
 I'oom without a word, her handkerchief going 
 quickly. to her eyes as she got near tlie dooi*. 
 
 Jones could not understand this strange ^.'onduct, 
 and severely blamed himself for forgetting his pre- 
 jiared speech and precipitating the matter so, " I 
 was too sudden in my announcement," he thought, 
 " the prospect of losing her step-daughter so unex- 
 pectedly has overpowered her ; I will await her 
 return." 
 
 A full half hour did Jones wait but the widow did 
 not return, so at last he grew impatient and ringing 
 the bell sent a servant to enquire whether Mrs. 
 Tryson would see him again before he left. The 
 servant soon returned with a message that his mis- 
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 to return, and luinded him a note which Jones 
 opened in some surprise and read as follows : 
 
 Dear Sir, 
 
 If you think it wise and expedient at your time of 
 life to marry a girl young enough to be your daugh- 
 ter, and the young lady is willing, I have no opposi- 
 tion to oU'er. 
 
 Yours truly, 
 
 Louisa Tryson, 
 
 It struck Jones that the consent was not couched 
 in very flattering terms, but he did not pause to con- 
 sider that and at once asked for Tilly. 
 
 '^ Miss Tryson went out about an houi* ago, sir, and 
 said she would not return until lunch time," re])lied 
 the servant. 
 
 As it wanted two good hours to that time Jones 
 lett a message for Tillv that he would call in the 
 evening and returned to his office. 
 
 On his way to the office Jones seriously thought of 
 the events of the morning, and finally decided that 
 he would make his proposal to Tilly by letter, as he 
 felt confident he could acquit himself better on paper 
 than if he urged his suit v^erbally ; he, therefore, set 
 liimselftohis task as soon as he reached his desk: 
 but had only written the words '^ my dear" when there 
 was a little struggle with the antagonistic door, and 
 Tilly herself entered his room looking quite flushed 
 and excited. 
 
 "Oh, Ml". .lones,".she said before he could uttei* a 
 
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 181 
 
 word, ''I have been lioro once already this mornins^ 
 jmd you were out ; I want to ask you," hut tlion her 
 eloquence suddenly deserted her and she became quite 
 confused. 
 
 "lam very sorry Miss Tilly, that we chanced to 
 miss each other, for I desired to see you this mornini^ 
 and have just returned from your house." 
 
 "Wanted to see me?" she exclaimed, turnini^ pale 
 for an instant and then flushing up again, '^ That is 
 singular. What is it about?" Instead of answering, 
 Jones rose and went to the door of the private office 
 to see that it was properly closed, and it was only by 
 the exercise of the greatest agility that Jones' boy 
 escaped from the key-hole in time to avoid detection 
 und seated himself at his desk where Jones found him 
 industriously engaged in sticking an oflice file into a 
 piece of paper. Little did Jones imagine thit that 
 ])aper bore a caricature of himself in his white vest 
 and that the boy was engaged in imagination instab- 
 binir him to the heart with the lile with which ho had 
 tbi'nierly imolated flies. 
 
 Ilavinic satisfied himself that the door was closed 
 and that they were safe from intrusion, Jones return- 
 (xl to his seat and asked what Tilly desired to see him 
 al>out. 
 
 ''Oh nothing — that is nothing important," said 
 Tilly a Utile nervously. *'Tell me what you Avanted 
 to see me about that was of so tnuch consequence." 
 
 Thus urgedj Jouos in brief terms made a i'ormul 
 
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 proposal lor hci* hand. It must be confessed that lie 
 did it more in a fatlierly than a lover-like way ; hv 
 made no great protestations of a'^'cction, but mci-oly 
 said that in his opinion it was time she ought to be 
 married ; that if she married anyone but him for 
 three 3'ears to eome she would forfeit half her fortmic, 
 to him, and that altho' should that happen he had in- 
 tended to restore it to her in his will, yet he tcit he 
 would not be carrying out her father's wishes if he 
 did not claim it during his own lifetime; then he al- 
 luded to the impression on his mind that this was just 
 what her father intended by the curious provision in 
 his will, and concluded with the usual promise that he 
 would dev^ote his life to her happiness. 
 
 Long before he had linished Tilly was hiding her 
 face in her hands, crying softly ; and Jones' boy, who 
 had again applied his e^^e to the keyhole, but could 
 hear nothing, was shaking his fist in impotent rage at 
 his master — who he felt assured was scolding Tilly — 
 in fancied security, the door being between them. 
 But alas for the vanity of human exjiectations ! The 
 chief clerk, returning unexpectedly^ at this moment, 
 caught him by the collar, conducted him to the door, 
 and without further ceremony^, kicked him down 
 stairs. 
 
 Tilly recovered herself a little as soon as Jones 
 ceased s])eaking, and half sobbed out : 
 
 *' You don't — mean to say — you want to — nriarry 
 —me!" 
 
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JW]V IT ENDED. 
 
 183 
 
 " That is what I proposed, my dear," said Jones, 
 soothingly. 
 
 " You ought to le ashamed of yourself," who said, 
 so suddenly and unexpectedly that Jones involun- 
 tai'ily started; '• Xo, no ! I don't mean that. Oh, 
 Mr. — Jones,'' with another burst of tears, " what 
 made you — think — of— such — a — thing ? I don't 
 want to get married." Then, after a little pause, 
 during which Jones looked on in too much astonish- 
 ment to interrupt, ''Just as 1 thought — everything 
 was so nicely arranged, too" — more sobs — "and I'm 
 sure mamma expected it, too,'' Jones started at this ; 
 "and I'm sure Harry did," Jones started still more 
 wlien he heard this announcement, '' and all my tine 
 ])lot — gone — for — nothing," and another burst of tears 
 closed this very intelligible speech. 
 
 J(mes sat and looked at her in a state of astonish- 
 ment he had rarely experienced in his legal career; 
 and it somehow occurred to him that he did not 
 understand the female sex quite so well as he had al- 
 ways prided himself he did. 
 
 Now, you must remember that Jones was not vi- 
 olently in love with Till^^ ; it was a mild sort of deter- 
 mination on his part, arj'ived at from a sudden 
 conclusion that he was not happy as a bachelor ; and 
 his selection of Tilly as the object of his attcction was 
 as much due to what he had ovei'heard young Trim- 
 mins and PoLts say, and to Avhat he considered the 
 intention of Tryson's will, as anything else; therefore, 
 
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 ulthoiigh ho was somewhat astonished at Tilly's sucUlen 
 outburst, and naturally felt a little chagrin at his 
 rejection, he felt none of the *^ pangs of rejected love" 
 which all authors arc in duty bound to describe as so 
 terrible. 
 
 In fact, I am rather inclined to think that Jones, 
 after the first moment of surprise, was rather relieved 
 than otherwise, and was disposed to be as kind as 
 possible to Tilly in her apparent distress. 
 
 '' Come, come, Miss Tilly, he said, kindly patting 
 her on the head, " don't cry so ; this is only a foolish 
 fancy of a stupid old man, and 1 will soon get over it. 
 Believe me, child, that the silly notion I had will 
 make no diffel'ence in my feeling towards you. I 
 should probably make a very poor husband for a 
 lively young girl like you, and I was a fool ever to 
 think of it; come, let me be a good friend to you in- 
 stead. Judging from your manner I should say you 
 have some little trouble of your own, tell me what 
 it is, and let me see if I can help you." 
 
 He said this in so kind and fatherly a manner that 
 Tilly just threw her arms around his neck and gave 
 him a sounding kiss without any more ado, which 
 proceeding so astonished Jones that he quietly sub- 
 mitted to be kissed without offering any resistance ; 
 and Jones' boy, who had returned to his desk, and 
 who heard the sound, was so exasperated that he 
 made a violent stab at the ink bottle, broke it, and 
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 traces of tlie cai'icature of Jones, white waistcoat 
 included. 
 
 ''Oh, you good, dear, kind, darling-, old guardy, 
 exclaimed Tilly, accompanying each adjective with a 
 kiss, "JSTow I can love you ever so much again." 
 
 " Yes, yes, certainly," said Jones, somewhat em- 
 barrassed ; ''but what did you want to consult mc 
 about?" 
 
 It was Tillv's turn to be confused now. 
 
 " I thought," she stammered, " that you — that is 
 mamma — and Harry sai I — [ mean ifsho— " and then . 
 she stopped short and looked at Jones so helplessly 
 that he could not refrain from smilinu' i»:oodhumor- 
 edly. 
 
 "Oh, ho !" he said with a rouguish twinkle in his 
 eye, ''Harry is it; I begin te think your objections 
 to matrimony are more to the object than to the 
 state. Come, tell me who Harry is!" 
 
 ''Oh, you know him," replied Tilly blushing violent- 
 ly-, " Mr. Stedman." 
 
 "Phew!" whistled Jones in such a loud key that 
 the boy in the next room, who was industriously 
 swabbing up ink, involurjtarily started, and in so 
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 *' Mr. Stedinan, ell !" said Jones, ai^ain takiiio- hi-j 
 seat by Tilly. " You sly puss ; why I thought — " 
 but he did not say what he thought, but stopped sud- 
 denly and looked very hard at the carpet as a new 
 idea seemed to occur to him. 
 
 " Yes," said Tilly, interrupting what he thought, 
 " I know; but you a/^e wrong. I told Harry he would 
 overdo it and spoil everything." 
 
 *^ Spoil what!" 
 
 ''Why— why— our little plot." 
 
 " Your little plot ; what was that ?!* 
 
 Instead of answering directly, Tilly slipped off her 
 chair and knelt on one knee by Jones' side, with one 
 arm thi'own over his shoulder and her face resting on 
 the white waistcoat, so that he could not see it. Then 
 she began to take all the starch out of that vest by 
 crying on it, and it was a little while before Jones 
 could get her to compof^e herself and answer his ques- 
 tion. Then she said, 
 
 ^' Don't be angry with me — Harry and I loved each 
 other so much — and that will made me lose half my 
 
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 fortune if I married for three years — unless 
 mamma — and if she married you — fortune would 
 remain — and so I got Harry to write that let- 
 ter — and I brought ypu together and I thought 
 that you two — and I never thought— oIj, do don't be 
 angry with me ; I thought it would be so nice," and a 
 fresh tap was turned on which threatened to wash 
 the white waistcoat quite away. 
 

 now IT ENDED. 
 
 187 
 
 
 '' Dear me !" exclaimed Jone.H, " TImt never struck 
 me before; of course, the will says — why perhaps 
 that is what Tryson meant; if so — " 
 
 "Oh, I'm sure of it." 
 
 " Are you ? Well ; dear me, dear me, what a mess 
 I have made of it. It certainly would be a better 
 match in every respect for both parties ; and I think 
 — " but igain Jones did not say what he thought, and 
 only looked at the carpet, 
 
 " You're not angry !" said Tilly raising her head 
 and looking slily at him. 
 
 " If the widow marries before Tilly," mused Jonts 
 abstractedly, " she forfeits half her fortune to me, so 
 that if she marries mo it is the same as no forfeiture. 
 Ah, I see!" 
 
 " Yes," said Tilly, looking up archly at him ; " and 
 if mamma marries before I am twenty -one then I — " 
 
 "I see what you mean ; then you can get married 
 as soon as she does. Oh, Miss Sly-boots ought' nt you 
 to be ashamed of yourself to plot against your old 
 guardian this way." 
 
 '* Don't scold ; tell me you're not angry with me." 
 
 "No, no," replied he smiling, " now run away and 
 leave me to see if I can't plot a little ; but Tilly you 
 needn't tell anyone, that is, it's not necessary for any- 
 body to know what an old fool — " 
 
 " Don't you ever say another word about that 
 again, and I never will, there," and she kissed him 
 again and ran laughing out of the ofiiee, 
 
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 T?hen Jonos 8at down and hatched his diabolical 
 plot, and several times he laughed to himself as if it 
 was quite a merry matter he was thinking of At 
 last he drew a sheet of paper towards him and com- 
 menced to write. 
 
 The letter was to the widow, and Jones told a lot 
 of stories in it ; for he said that he did not under- 
 stand what she had written him about marrying 
 Tilly; that he n^'^er had any such intention; that 
 Tilly was engaged to Mr. Stedman ; that she had con- 
 fessed it to him and asked his help; that he had 
 thought what an easy way out of the difficulty it 
 would be if' he could persua<ie her [Mrs. Tyson] to 
 marry him [Jones] ; and how in trying to tell her of 
 his love and Tilly's engagement at the same time he 
 got the two subjects mixed, and, probably created a 
 wrong impression in her mind. He wound up with 
 an offer of his hand and heart and an intimation that 
 he would call in the evening for his answer. 
 • It was an artfully written letter and put the widow 
 a little at disadvantage as long as she did not know 
 that he had actually proposed to Tilly; and so Jones 
 thought after he had despatched the boy with it, and 
 he laughed quietly at his own cleverness. 
 
 The widow did not prove obdurate, and Jones was 
 mrde a happy man that evening. A double wedding 
 took place the following February, the widow and 
 Jones being the first couple united, so that by a legal 
 fiction Tilly did not lose her fortune. The quartette 
 
now IT ENDED, 
 
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 spent the honeymoon in Europe, and then settled 
 down at Alaska Villa where they now are with a 
 couple of little Jones' and Stedman's making the 
 house young again with their squalls. 
 
 Jones' boy is Jones' boy no longer. The four years 
 which have elapsed since my story opened have 
 transformed him into Jones' diily articled clerk, and 
 he talks largely of what he will do when he is " called 
 to the bar." He is quite a swell now, has all his 
 clothes made by a fashionable tailor whom he "prom- 
 ises " to pay ; smokes cheap cigars which generally 
 make him sick; cultivates assiduously three or four 
 red hairs under his nose which he pompously refers 
 to as his " moustache," and boasts of taking his ^' girl" 
 out driving and to the theatre. In short he sets up 
 for a *' fashionable " young man, and gives promise 
 of coming to nogoodeud unless ho materially alters 
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 It was Christmas Eve and a light snow was filling 
 the air with fleecy particles, w^hirling and wheeling 
 gracefully about and gradually covering the streets 
 and housetops with its pure white robe. It was early 
 in the evening, although the lamps had long been 
 lighted, and the fitful gas disseminated its feeble ra^^s 
 on the thronged and busy street. Along St. James 
 and Notre Dame streets, merry crowds thronged the 
 way, and laughed and sang as they went on their way 
 home laden with Christmas gifts, or burthened with 
 loads of good things intended to grace the Christmas 
 table on the morrow. The great crowd kept surging 
 on, crowding the highways and branching off into 
 St. Lambert, Bleury and other side streets. Gay 
 sleighs spun with lightning-like rapidity over the 
 frozen snow, and the merry tinkle of thoir cheerful 
 bolls broke out on the frosty air. The whole world 
 seemed filled with gladness, and one seraphic shout 
 of joy burst from the crushing crowd ; all hurried 
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 sure that they failed to notice one sad form — one 
 crouching figure — one breaking heart, thrown down 
 in the utter exhaustion of its hopelessness, lying 
 prone on the frozen snow in front of the French 
 Church, with its weary head resting on the iron 
 rails. 
 
 It was a girlish figure, crouched up for warmth 
 and but thinly covered by the light summer dross 
 and scant shawl ; her head was uncovered, and the 
 drifting snow was forming in little heaps on the 
 dark auburn curls which fell in heavy masses over 
 her shoulders. The face was wan, and pinched with 
 want and suffering, but its clear oval outline, fair com- 
 plexion and general contour gave evidence of beauty 
 under more favorable circumstances. And there she 
 lay in a death-like sleep or torpor, with the wild 
 crowd swaying past her in their glee, and the snow 
 falling in masses about her and threatening to enve- 
 lope her in Its cold embrace, and usher her into the 
 spirit land through its frozen medium. 
 
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 Mr. Alfred Johnson stood before his desk in the warm 
 counting house in his employer's office in St. Paul 
 street, on that same Christmas Eve, and reviewed his 
 own private affairs for the past year. He was young, 
 probably not over two or three and twenty, fair 
 haired, with a fine open foreh-'^ad, but rather an un- 
 certain expression in his clear blue eyes. He was 
 making up an account; and his brows grew con- 
 
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 the balance slowly but surely showed itself to bo 
 heavily on the wrong side. It was his own private 
 account with his employer, which, as canhier, he could 
 " bridge over " during the year, but which would now 
 have to stand the severe test of the books being 
 balanced by the bookkeeper — an old enemy — and the 
 personal scrutiny of his employer, a most exact and 
 careful man of business, who, although ho had every 
 confidence in Alfred, whom he had known from child- 
 hood, would, as a matter of business, make minute 
 examination of the accounts at the close of the year, 
 80 as to see exactly how his affairs stood. 
 
 The account was finished, and, examine it how he 
 would, Alfred found the balance over five hundred 
 dollars against him; which was clearly money of his 
 employer's which he had appropriated during the 
 year. He was by no means what would be called a 
 bud yo'ing man ; he was a good son and brother, had 
 worked up to his present responsible position by 
 steady industry and strict integrity ; his salary was 
 a good one, and he contributed most of it to the sup- 
 port of his widowed mother and two sisters, younger 
 than himself, who had been thrown almost entirely 
 on him when his father died two years before. 
 
 Up to within the past year he had always been 
 steady and wholly devoted to his mother and sisters ; 
 but during the last twelve months he had fallen into 
 bud company, had got into the habit of spending the 
 
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 evenings from home, and was seldom to be found in 
 the family circle after tea. He had got accubtomod to 
 dropping into saloons for " a quiet drink and a 
 friendly game of cards ; "and had also learned to play 
 billiards, a very expensive game to learn, as beginners 
 usually discover. His means soon proved inade- 
 quate to the new demands made on his purse, and 
 then — hard pressed for ready money — he was tempted 
 to ''borrow " ten dollars from the thousands entrusted 
 to his care. 
 
 Of course he intended to return it; few men in 
 his circumstances ever commit a cool, deliberate rob- 
 bery. The devil is very insidious with them, it is only 
 the " use "* of the money they want for a few days? 
 not the money itself, and it is so much easier to take 
 it tcmporaril}' from the funds committed to their 
 i'iwa than to borrow from a friend and stand the 
 chance of being refused, or having to explain why 
 the money is wanted. Youth is very hopeful, the 
 darkness of to-day is sure to be dispelled by the 
 imaginary brightness of to-morrow, and the present 
 difficulty is in fancy evercomo by the success of the 
 future. *' I shall be able to return it in a little while," 
 is the bait with which the evil one catches most of 
 his youthful defaulters, and is the one hardest for 
 them to resist. 
 
 80 it was with Alfred Johnson ;. he felt confident 
 of being able to return that first ten dollars ; but the 
 daj^ of return never came, and^ the first false step 
 
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 being taken, he kept mnking deeper and deeper into 
 defalcation, driven madly onwards by the hope of 
 being by some means able to make restitution, until 
 now he stood involved beyond all hope of extrication. 
 
 He closed the book with a heavy sigh and sat 
 down to think about it. Look at it any way he 
 would, there seemed but one path out of the difficulty, 
 to plunge deeper in, to take two or three thousand 
 dollars more from the large sums of which he ha<i 
 full control and escape to the United States with ais 
 ill-gotten gains, and l:y, by leading a better and 
 more steady life *'^ that land of promise, to recover 
 the sum he had misappropriated, nnd by an earnest, 
 useful life, recover, if possible, his own self-estocm 
 and the respect of all good men, which he would 
 forfeit as soon as his crime was known. 
 
 But that way meant disgrace to the name he bore, 
 and which had been handed down to him stainless 
 by an honest and upright father; H meant shame 
 to the grey hairs of his mother, and sorrow to his 
 fond and loving sisters; it meant more than that, it 
 meant destruction to all hope of another and a dilfor- 
 ent love which had, almost without his knowing it, 
 been growing up in his heart ; he might prosper in 
 the States, but he would be disgraced and friendless 
 in Canada. And yet, to stay and be publicly tried 
 as a defaulter ? for that would be the alternative. He 
 knew his employer to be a kind, but just and honest 
 man who would not overlook his misconduct, lest it 
 
 
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 hIiouUI prove ii had exanipio to otliors. The proMtuu 
 wjus too bard to solve, utuI he siit with Ins head biiiMeii 
 in his hands, thinking bitterly over it. 
 
 At last he was resolved ; the evil day of discovery 
 could not be put oil' for more than a week, as the books 
 would be balanced at the opening of the new yeiir 
 and then discovery was inevitable: he, thereibre, 
 determined to make his preparations at once, break 
 the sad intelligence as kindly as possible to his mother 
 and sister, and start for the States before the year ran 
 out. Settling the matter thus in his mind he wrapped 
 himself in his overcoat, and pulling his cap well 
 down over his ears went out into the niij-ht. 
 
 His way was up St. Sulpice street, and as he bent, 
 forward a<^ainst the keen air at the corner of Notre 
 Dame St., he stumbled against a crouching tigiuv 
 and almost fell. Stooping to see who it was lyini;' 
 exposed to the storm, Alfred noticed that it was a girl ; 
 the face was pale and w^an, and frost mark's were com- 
 ing out on the cheek and nose. The girl raised her head 
 for a moment when he struck against her, but quickly 
 returned to her recumbent position and seemed to be 
 thoroughly numbed by the cold, and fast freezing to 
 death. Alfred w\as kind-hearted almost to a fault. 
 and the sight of this lone sutt'ering girl moved him 
 greatly; he shook her gently by the shoulder and 
 tried to move her. 
 
 *' Get up, get up, my girl ; if you lie here much 
 longer you will freeze to death." The girl stirred a 
 
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 little when lie sjx^ke to her; and us ho eoutinued 
 blinking her, with his assistunee, rose to her i'eet. 
 
 " Why don't you go homo ?" 
 
 She gazed dreamily about for a minute, then said 
 slowly and sadly, 
 
 ^'I have no home." 
 
 *' Where is 3'our father?" 
 
 '• I don't know. I don't know if I hav^e one now." 
 
 " Where is your mother ; w'hy don't you go to 
 her ?" 
 
 ^•1 am going to her, I ho])e; she is in Heaven.'* 
 
 '* Have you no friends." 
 
 '' None.'' 
 
 Alfred was puzzled and scairely knew what to do. 
 The girl stood half leaning against the iron rail, and 
 *half supported by him; but her momentary strength 
 seemed fast giving w^ay, and he ecmld feel her weight 
 growing heavier on liis arm. What should he do 
 witk her? Should he take her to the Police Station, 
 or to the Hospital, or some charitable institution ? 
 The idea of abandoning her in the snow never occurj-ed 
 to him for a moment. His dilficulty was solved for 
 him by a passing carter calling out gaily, 
 
 "Sleigh, sir?" , .,, 
 
 " Yes," he said, as an idea occurred to him. " Take 
 mo to No. — DorQliester street." He thought as ho 
 half lifted the girl into the sleigh and tenderly sup- 
 ported her, *' I'll take her to mother, she'll know what 
 to do with her, and to-morrow or next day we will 
 
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 Bee what can be done for her. It would be rather too 
 hard to let a girl freeze to death on Christmas Eve." 
 
 Mrs. Johnson was very much surprised at the 
 strange companion her son brought homo with him; 
 but she was a kind hearted woman, although weak 
 and foolish, and the poor girl was well tended and 
 gently and tenderly nursed. 
 
 But want and exposure had too surely done their 
 work, and brain fever quickly set in. The doctor, 
 whom Alfred called to attend her, gave no hope of 
 her recovery ; nature was too much exhausted, he said, 
 and although she may rally a little and regain her 
 reason, the system was too much shaken for her to 
 regain her health, and she would probably sink from 
 debility. The girl remained unconscious all night 
 and the next day, not raving, but moaning and mut- 
 tering incoherently ; < and Mrs. Johnson and her 
 daughter, nursed her tenderly and carefully. 
 
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 Christmas Day did not pass off very joyfully at thc^ 
 Johnsons'. Alfred was ^^out of sorts," as his mother 
 expressed it, and rather disposed to be pettish, so 
 that the dinner was rather a stiff affair, and there 
 was little conversation after. It was late in the even- 
 ing when Alfred, returning from a walk, found his 
 mother seated by the bed-side of the still unconscious 
 girl. He had made up his miud^hat the disclosure 
 of his crime must be made to his mother now, and| 
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 himself he glanced toward the bed and asked how 
 the girl was. 
 
 " A little quieter," replied his mother, " she has 
 just fallen into a light sleep." 
 
 ** Mother, I want to tell you something; something 
 that will make you ashamed of me, perhaps, but you 
 must know it sometime, and it is best you heard it from 
 me." He drew a stool to her feet and hiding his 
 face in her lap, told her all. 
 
 Mrs. Johnson was a weak-minded woman who was 
 more accustomed to take advice from her son than to 
 giv« it ; and she was totally unfitted to oifer him any 
 good counsel, or to persuade him from his mad desire 
 to run away. She saw only the danger of his remain- 
 ing, and already pictured to herself her darling placed 
 in the felon's dock, and condemned to the prison cell. 
 All her love and fear was roused for her son, and she 
 not only approved of his intention of going to the 
 States, but besought him through her tears to go at 
 once and not rislc the chance of discovery by remain- 
 ing in Montreal. 
 
 ** Go, go at once, Alfred," she said, " you have 
 done wrong, but you are young and can and will 
 repent and pay ba^k all you have taken. Don't run 
 the risk of Mr. Homespun's discovering you, for I 
 know he is a hard man, although a just one, and he 
 will have no mercy." 
 
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 and son both turned instinctively toward the bed 
 from whence the sound proceeded, and saw the girl 
 they hud thought asleep sitting up, with the light of 
 reason once more in her eyes, but an excited, wild 
 look in her face. ** Don't go, don't go," she cried, 
 speaking rapidly and with increasing excitement \. 
 '' I have heard all ; forgive me for listening ; I did 
 not mean to, but I could not help it. I know you 
 have been good and kind to me ; I remember your 
 taking me out of the snow, and I know gentle hands 
 have been nursing me. It comes like a dream, [ 
 cannot put it all together ; but I am sure you have a 
 good heart, and did not intend to do wrong. Go to , 
 your employer, tell him what you have done and ask 
 him to forgive you. and give you a chance to regain 
 his confidence. If he is a good and Christian man 
 he will be merciful with a sinner as ho hopes for 
 mercy hereafter from the gi-eat and merciful God who 
 says, ' Judge not that ye be not judged.' Oh, do not 
 do this thing ; don't bring shame on the name you , 
 bear, sorrow and disgrace on those who love you. I 
 have seen it ; I have seen a wife's heart broken and a 
 daughter almost reduced to shame, when all might 
 have been well, with a little courage to speak the 
 truth, and a little faith in God to judge the intent and 
 not the deed. Go to your employer, tell him all, 
 throw yourself on bis mercy,' and ask him to forgive 
 you ; do not increase the wrong you have already 
 done by further injuring or deceiving him. Confess 
 
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 to him now ; he will pardon you. I know ho will ; 
 I can see it. Tell him the poor girl — you — saved 
 
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 Her voice had grown strong with the excitement 
 which waswcrkingiuher, her face had flushed as she 
 hent her body forward, her earnest, pleading tones, 
 her fervent impressive manner seemed like one in- 
 spired, and her two auditors sat spell bound as if listen- 
 ing to the words of prophecy. She broke off abruptly, 
 her face blanched, her gaze became tixed and rigid, a 
 faint sigh broke from her lips, quickly followed by a 
 small stream of blood, she fell heavily back upon her 
 pillow, and before* mother or son could reach the bed- 
 side, the soul of the poor outcast had winged its way 
 to its Maker. 
 
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 Three days passed ; the poor friendless girl was 
 placed in the strangers' vault, for no one knew her 
 name nor where she came. On an old worn pocket 
 handkerchief was found marked the word '^ Marian," 
 and by that name she was entered on the funeral 
 register. Alfred alone accompanied the body to the 
 cemelery, and as he stood beside the plain, unorna- 
 mented coffin a strnnge superstitious feeling came over 
 him, and he thought he could hear that sweet earnest 
 voice saying, ** Go to your employer, tell him what 
 you have done, ask him to forgive you and give you 
 another chance." 
 
 He could not shake off the feeling, and that night 
 
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 in his dreams he again saw the animated and inspired 
 face, and again the words rang in his ear, *^ Confess 
 to him now; he will pardon ; I know he will." 
 
 Next morning he went to the office with a firm 
 determination of telling Mr. Homespun everything, 
 but somehow he put it off and it was not till after 
 dinner that he found courage to enter Mr. Home- 
 spun's private office and ask him for an interview. 
 Even then he almost lost courage, and it was only 
 with the greatest difficulty that he managed at last to 
 get out in broken, disjointed sentences a confession of 
 his guilt. He did not spare himself, but told what his 
 intention had been, how he had meant to take more 
 and go to the States, but he did not tell what had 
 caused him to change his determination. 
 
 Mr. Homespun sat and listened in wonder, almost 
 doubting the evidence of his senses. He had known 
 Alfred from childhood, and regarded him almost as a 
 son ; but there was a good deal of the Spartan about 
 him, and he thought it was his duty to society to ex«^ 
 pose the crime and ingratitude of the boy whom he 
 loved better than anything on earth except his daugh- 
 ter Fannie. 
 
 " Alfred," he said — and the old man's voice was 
 pained and broken so that Alfred scarcely recognised 
 it — *' what you have told me has given me greater 
 pain than anything I have heard since it pleased the 
 Almighty to take my own son from me. Had anyone 
 else told tne, I should not have believed it, but your 
 
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 confession leaves no room lor doubt. I liuve loved 
 you Alfred, and I hoped some day to reward your 
 services with an interest in my business ; but now I 
 must do my duty." 
 
 The old man paused for a moment, and before he spoke 
 again, the door leading into the outer office was thrown 
 open, and a bright, sunny-haired girl of about eighteen 
 or nineteen came running in, and pulling a chair close 
 up to the cheery wood-fire burning in the grate, put 
 her feel on the fender, and, giving a little lady-like 
 shiver, commenced poking the fire vigorously, de- 
 claring she was freezing to death. 
 
 " Come, you old papa," she said, looking over at Mr. 
 Homespun," "no more business today ; I have come 
 to capture you and take you off ;ileigh-riding ; no ex- 
 cuse," she continued — going over to his chair and 
 throwing her arms round his neck — "or I'll pull all 
 your dear old whiskers out." 
 
 As she stood behind her father's chair she shot one 
 rapid meaning glance at Alfred, but he stood with his 
 head bent down gazing intently on the carpet, and 
 the hot blood rising rapidly in his face ; it was hard, 
 very hard, he thought that Fannie should be the first 
 to hear of his disgrace. 
 
 The girl saw at a glance that there was something 
 wrong, and looking from one face to the other she 
 left her father's side, and crossing to Alfred laid her 
 hand on his shoulder and said, half playfully, "What 
 iv the matter, has Alfred been a naughty boy and 
 
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 that cross papa of mine been scolding him ? Well it 
 serves him right, for he greatly needs to improve his 
 manners. I think, sir, you might have spoken to 
 me when I came in; and your conduct lately has 
 been shameful, you haven't been to see me for over a 
 week. Don't make any excuses about business, for 
 1 shant believe them ; and don't ever speak to me 
 again." 
 
 Her tone was half bantering, half earnest, but the 
 look which accompanied them was full of meaning, 
 and as Mr. Homespun looked up and saw it, it let in 
 a flood of light on his mind, and he began to wonder 
 at his own blindness. Alfred and Fannie had grown 
 up together as brother and sister, and it had never 
 occurred to the old man, totally absorbed in his one 
 child, that the brotherly and sisterly feeling might 
 grow into a deeper and stronger affection. Now he 
 saw in an instant that, on one side at least, it had ; 
 and his duty did not seem quite so clear to him. 
 
 " Fannie," he said very gravely, " I cannot go with 
 you to-day ; Alfred and I have a very serious matter 
 to talk over, and I cannot leave the office." 
 
 '' Well, bring Alfred with you and you can scold 
 him all you w^ant to ; I shan't ask you to spar<f him." 
 At last she had her own way, and her father con- 
 sented to go, but nothing further was said about Al- 
 fi'^d's accompanying them. As they were leaving 
 the room Mr. Homespun said with great emphasis to 
 Alfred, who had remained motioaless during the short 
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 " I shall expect to meet you here on my return ; do 
 not leave the country w^ithout seeing me again." 
 
 "Leave the country!*' exclaimed Fanny, turning 
 pale for a moment, then flushing up again, *^ where 
 is he going ?" 
 
 " 1 think," said Mr. Homespun, speaking very 
 slowly and evidently with difficulty, *' that the pros- 
 pect Alfred has of advancement in the United States 
 is too good for me, as a friend, to advise him to re- 
 fuse it. His absence will probably be a long one, 
 possibly he may remain there altogether." 
 
 He laid great stress on the last few words, and Al- 
 fred felt that he was pardoned, but with the condition 
 that he left Canada. 
 
 Fannie said nothing more, but walked out of the 
 office, evidently wanting to be alone for a few min- 
 utes if possible, for she looked very much as if she 
 wished to indulge in that great female^ luxury, a 
 good cry. 
 
 When she had left the office, Mr. Homespun turned 
 to Alfred and said, " You shall go to the States ; I 
 have a friend in Xew York who will take j^ou into 
 his office, and you will have another chance. Be 
 careful that you make good use of it. You will leave 
 to-morrow, but you must never return to Canada." 
 
 He went towards the door, and as he was passing 
 through, shook his head sadly and said to himself, " I 
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 He did not finish tlie sentence, but followed Fannie 
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 Alfred went to the States, and entered on his new 
 duties. His lesson had been a sharp and severe one, 
 but he profited by it. He had no idea of remaining 
 in the States all his life, and by steady industry and 
 good conduct, in two years he so raised himself in his 
 employer's estimation, that he was promoted to a very 
 responsible position, and sent to Cfinada on special 
 business by the firm. 
 
 It is very easy to see how it ended. Fannie had 
 not changed during the two years, and Alfred had 
 found out by absence how dear to him Fannie was. 
 And Mr. Homespun ? Well he did not like it much 
 at first ; but he went to New York and satisfied him- 
 self that Alfred's conduct during his two years' exile 
 had been perfectly exemplary, and when Fannie teased 
 him for his consent to their union he could not" resist 
 long, and seemed to have no difficulty at all in seeing 
 clearly that he had " done his duty." 
 
 Oh dear! its twenty years ago now since that 
 Christmas Eve which proved so eventful in the career 
 of Alfred Johnson, and Mr. Homespun has long since 
 been gathered to his fathers, and Alfred has succeed- 
 ed to the business and is now one of our leading and 
 most prosperous and most honored merchants, and 
 talks of retiring and " taking it easy." 
 
 Mr. Homespun kept his secret well, and no on©-— 
 
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 not even Fannie — over know how near the brink of 
 ruin ho had stood. Fannio is a sober little matron 
 now, and many young olivo branches adorn the fami- 
 ly tree. But whenever Christmas Eve comos around 
 there always returns to Alfred tho memory of that 
 Christmas Eve, twenty years ago, when he had stoo<l 
 on tho verge of disgrace, and then comes to him tho 
 vision of a plain marble cross with the woi*d ** Mar- 
 ian" on it, and ho thinks of the unknown, friendless 
 girl whose good advice saved him, and who came to 
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 CHxVPTER I. 
 
 ON DUTY. 
 
 Perhaps you don't know wliut a curtain man is, 
 and very likely you never heard of any other flies 
 than those that buzz about in the summer time, or 
 those you drive about in ia rainy weather; but [ 
 don't mean those sort of flies, I mean the flies of a 
 theatre; the phice up over the stage which the 
 audience never sees, and v/hich they know nothing 
 about; and I'm the man that tends up in the flies 
 and pulls the curtain up and lets it dowr. 
 
 It's a queer place to be for three hours or so while 
 the play is going on forty or fifty feet below, and 
 queer sights we see sometimes looking down ; things 
 not meant to be seen, and not set down on the bills. 
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 years I've been at work in the flies ; but one of the 
 saclde^^t I ever saAv occurred a few years ago w^hen I 
 was at work in an East End theatre in London, and 
 it took place on a Christmas Day. 
 
 There wasn't any performance that night, but there 
 was a full rehearsal called for the pantomime, which 
 was to be brought out on Boxing-night; and I was 
 giving the scene-shifters a hand, managing the bordcr>i 
 and such things, up in the flies. 
 
 I may as well explain that the borders are those 
 strips of muslin painted to imitate woods, or clouds, 
 or ceilings, as the case may be, which hang across the 
 stage, and have to be changed when the scene and 
 wings change ; and, also that a platform gallery runs 
 down each side over the wings, so that the scene 
 shifters can move about from j)lace to j)lJice as neces- 
 sity may require. ' t 7 . ; r ; 
 
 It was a heavy scenic pantomime, and what with 
 , transformations, and quick changes, and new effects 
 \ to try, and new machinery to get into good working 
 order, we had a busy time of it. 
 
 There was one scene, the last transformation, which 
 was expected to be very tine, and on ^hich the suc- 
 cess of the piece to a great extent depended ; it was 
 called " The Fairies Grotto of Delight," or some 
 such thing, and amongst other effects a number of 
 fairies were to be suspended in mid air, and lowered 
 by a windlass to within a few feet of the head of the 
 Fair^ Queen, who was to stand in a vast flower in the 
 
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 ON DUTY. 
 
 215 
 
 B of the 
 ) when I 
 Jon, and 
 
 )iit there 
 e, which 
 id I was 
 3 bordcr>» 
 
 re those 
 * clouds, 
 cross the 
 [iene and 
 ery runs 
 10 scene 
 as neces- 
 
 lat with 
 w effects 
 workinif 
 
 n, which 
 the suc- 
 [ ; it was 
 or some 
 imber of 
 lowered 
 ad of the 
 er in the 
 
 centre of the stage. This was rather a difficult thing 
 to do; and the ballet girls who personated the fairies 
 were a little nervous at first, and half afraid to trust 
 themselves to the ropes which were to suspend them. 
 
 I was rather late in getting to the theatre, for I 
 lived some distance away, and I hurried up into the 
 flics at once as rehearsal had commenced. 
 
 Just as I reached my place I met Jim llarkins, 
 one of the stage carpenters who woi'kcd in the flicv^'. 
 
 " A Merry Christmas to you, Jim," I said. 
 
 Mc 7 Christmas be hanged," he answered quite 
 gruffly and shortly for him, for Jim was a civil-spoken, 
 quiet young fellow, who was well liked in theflieisand 
 a regular favorite with all who knew him. I took 
 another look at him as he spoke, and noticed there 
 was something wrong, he seemed out of sorts and 
 wasn't paying attention to his business,' which^was 
 unusual with him, but looking down at the stage most 
 of the time. , 
 
 '' What's wrong, Jim?" 
 
 "Nothing; haul that front border up a little, it 
 fouls the flat." . 
 
 lie turned away, and I didn't say any more at the 
 time, but I watched him, and from his looking down 
 at the stage so much I got looking at it myself, but 
 I soon began to watch the actors and actresses off tho 
 stage rather than those on it. 
 
 It's curious work to sit up aw^ay over everybody's 
 head and watch what is going on \v ithout being somi 
 
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216 
 
 CHRISTMAS IN TllhJ FLIES. 
 
 and I soon got quite interested. There were a good 
 many people about the theatre that night besides the 
 regular company, although there was no performance, 
 for it was a full dress rehearsal and the manager had 
 invited a number of the critics of the different news- 
 papers and some friends of his own to have a private 
 view of the new piece. Most of them were in front, 
 but some of the favored ones were behind the scenes, 
 either in the green-room or at the wings, talking and 
 laughing with the actors and actresses and the ballet 
 girls, and somehow I fell to watching the wings more 
 than any other place, and many nice quiet little flir- 
 tations I saw that were never intended for my view. 
 I knew most of the company and was pretty well 
 acquainted with the ballet, for my wife had been a 
 ballet girl in this same theatre, and we often had some 
 of them up to tea witli us on a Sunday night ; and I 
 amused myself during the time I could spare from 
 duty watching some of them ^* cutting up." It was 
 fun to me to see some of them quietly poking fun at 
 the " nobs" who had got behind the scenes, for per- 
 haps the first time, and many a quiet little laugh I 
 had all to myself. v.;.:v • ^ ^ ^ . 
 
 I noticed one young swell in particular who didn't 
 appear ever to have been behind the scenes before and 
 who seemed to be looking for something, as he kept 
 peeping about this way and that, getting tangled up 
 in the flats sometimes, and occasionally losing him- 
 self amongst the scenery to the great amusement of 
 
 th( 
 cai 
 ap 
 
) a good 
 ides the 
 rmance, 
 ger had 
 
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 privato 
 n front, 
 
 scenes, 
 ing and 
 e ballet 
 2^8 more 
 itle flir- 
 y view, 
 tty well 
 I been a 
 id some 
 and I 
 from 
 
 It was 
 fun at 
 
 or per- 
 
 augh I 
 
 didn't 
 ore and 
 3 kept 
 led up 
 g him- 
 aent of 
 
 •e 
 
 ON DUTY. 
 
 2if 
 
 the girls, and to the great annoyance of the stage 
 carpenters who swore at liim, but in low tones, for he 
 appeared to be a great friend of the manager's, and it 
 would not do to insult a friend of his--. 
 
 He was quite a handsome young gentleman, tall 
 and well formed, and with a slightly aristocratic air 
 about him which well became his classic cast of fea- 
 tures. He strolled about half listlessly, now exchang- 
 ing a few words with some acquaintance, and occasion- 
 ally speaking for a minute to the manager; but I 
 noticed that he kept glancing about him, not with an 
 air of vulgar curiosity, but like a man in search of 
 something. - 
 
 I got quite interested in this young gentleman, and 
 watched him in an idly curious way while I waited 
 for the end of the scene to change for the ballet which 
 was to come next. 
 
 Just before the signal was given to change I saw 
 him lift his hat to some one, who was out of siuht 
 from where I stood, and advance with a pleased smile 
 of recognition on his face. The next ijistant thu 
 prompter's whistle sounded and I was busy changing 
 the scene for the ballet, antl when I got through he 
 was leaning against a wing alone, watching the gii'ls 
 practice a new dance. 
 
 I never did understand much about these ballet 
 divertlsementSj as they are called ; which pretend to 
 express all sorts of passions and emotions by a series 
 of jumps, pirouettes, posturings, and facial and bodily 
 
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218 
 
 cnursTMAs in the flies. 
 
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 1st. '- 
 
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 oontortions, often of the ugliest and least gracei'iil 
 kinds. Ballet pantomime was alwaj^s too difficnlt a 
 conundrum for me to solve ; when I have seen a coryphee 
 dancing around one of the characters in the ballet, 
 now taking long, sliding steps, then short, quick 
 jumps in the air, kicking her feet quickly together 
 two or three times the while; then making various 
 spirited and vigorous kicks at the nose of the person 
 she was dancing around ; next revolving rapidly on 
 one toe until she assumed somewhat the appearance 
 of an insane teetotum of peculiar shape; and finally 
 throwing herself on one knee with one \Qg very much 
 extended the body bent backwards until her head 
 almost touched the ground, and her arms held up to 
 the central figure — which has stood stock-still and 
 exhibited no more emotion than a pump ; I could not, 
 for the life of me, fancy that it was intended to show 
 her love and devotion to the object of her affection 
 until I was told so. I have seen a little dog go through 
 a somewhat similar performance at sight of his master, 
 the principal differences being that the little dog- 
 barked with joy and the coryphee didn't; and that the 
 coryphee exposed her person rather unnecessarily and 
 indecently, and the little dog didn't. 'I confess, I aiu 
 n i ' T>'vi'tial to ballets, and I don't think many 
 «.u> . really admire them for what they call the 
 *^ po . motion," and the '-grace of action," and 
 all that rubbish ; just put the ballet girls into panta- 
 loons and high-necked dresses, and very few people 
 W9uld find any grace or poetry in it. 
 
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ON DUTY, 
 
 219 
 
 ii;racoi'iil 
 
 ifficult 51 
 
 I coryphee 
 Q ballet, 
 ^t, quick 
 together 
 ; various 
 le person 
 pidly on 
 pear an ce 
 id fiiuiUy 
 Biy mucli 
 her head 
 leld up to 
 -still and 
 :;ould not, 
 I to yhow 
 affection 
 ) through 
 lis master, 
 ittl© dog 
 i that the 
 arily and 
 fess, I am 
 nk many 
 '- call the 
 ion," and 
 to panta- 
 w people 
 
 T never derived nineh pleasure from sitting up in 
 the flies watcdiing the ballet, but this night I was 
 jmrticularly intei-ested ; for Betty Langley, the only 
 daughter of my old friend Dicdv Langlcy, who used to 
 play Harlequin in the pantomimo for many years at 
 our theatre, and who had died about two years ago, 
 was to make her tirst appearance as a solo dancer the 
 following night; and I was anxious to see how she 
 acquitted herself in the hop])ing and skipping and 
 pirouetting line. v « , . 
 
 Betty was about eighteen, small, beautifully formed 
 and '* pretty as a picture." as the saying is. She had 
 been in the ballet a little more than a 3 ear, and by 
 close attention to her business had made herself a, 
 favorite with the manager, who had promoted Jicr lo 
 a leading part in the new bailer. You must not sup- 
 pose, however, that she was announced on the bills as 
 Betty Langley ; Oh, no I that would have been alto- 
 gether too common and plebian, so the bills intbrmed 
 the public that "Signora Bettini Langleggi " would 
 make her " tirst appearance" in the new pantomime. 
 
 It must be confessed that the name was not a pretty 
 one, and implied a great injustice to Betty's pedal ex- 
 tremities which were short and elegantly shaped ; but 
 it sounded foreign, at least the manager thought so, and 
 that was a great point; for it is a well-known and 
 generally accepted fact in theatrical circles that 
 although an English, Irish or American girl may 
 have as fine a voice as Grissi, or be more graceful 
 
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220 
 
 CHRISTMAS IN THE FLIES. 
 
 m ■ 
 
 than Tnglioni, 3'ot it is almo.^t impossible for her to 
 get credit for being able to sing or dance, if she ap- 
 pears under an English name. It stands to reason ; 
 how would it look on the bills to announce '* Mihs 
 Mary Smith, the celebrated singer;" or " Miss June 
 Brown, the eminent dancer ?" Only Frenchify it a 
 bit and see how much grander it looks to put on tlio 
 bills "Mademoiselle Marietta Smitherrinni, the world 
 renowned cantatrice," (whom nobody ever heard of 
 before) or " Signora Juanita Brownoroso, premier dun- 
 sumae to H. J. H. the Emperor of Nooneknowswhero." 
 It is all very fine for Shakespeare to ask ''What's in 
 a name ?" I tell you there is a good deal in a name, 
 especially in the theatrical profession. And so tlio 
 manager of our theatre changed Betty's name for her 
 to Langleggi, and the first thing she knew of it was 
 seeing it announced in the bills. 
 
 Betty got through her dance in splendid style ; and 
 even the manager applauded when she finished, and 
 paid her some very high compliments. She did not 
 wait long to hear them, for the stage was cold and 
 ' her dress light, but hurried away towards the wing 
 whore the swell T had already noticed was standing, 
 with a long cloak over his arm, which he threw 
 around her as she approached, and said something 
 which appeared to please or amuse her; for she drew 
 back with a merry laugh and a low, half- mocking 
 bow, which I had often seen her make when she was 
 in high spirits. 
 
^r her to 
 
 i* she ap- 
 
 reason ; 
 
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 <( 
 
 Kh 
 
 hs 
 
 [iss Jaiio 
 chify it u 
 it on the 
 :he world 
 heard of 
 miier daii- 
 '^swhere." 
 What's in 
 1 a name, 
 .nd so the 
 10 for her 
 of it was 
 
 OX DUTV. 
 
 221 
 
 He bent over her a little as they moved off side by 
 side towards the green room, for she did not come on 
 again until the last scene but one, and I thought ho 
 Htooped down to her rather closer than was necessiiry. 
 I could not get a veiy good view from where I stood, 
 and I might have been mistaken, but I thought she 
 blushed as she turned away, and glanced up into 
 the flies for an instant, as if looking for some one. 
 
 rti»''-'j 
 
 jtyle; and 
 
 ished, and 
 
 tie did not 
 
 cold and 
 
 the wing 
 
 standing, 
 
 he threw 
 
 something 
 
 ' she drew 
 
 if- mocking 
 
 jn she was 
 
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 CHAPTER II. 
 
 ON THE WATCH. 
 
 I WAS rather astonished and grieved at what I had 
 seen, for Betty was almost like a daughter to me, and 
 I took more than a common interest in her, not only 
 for her own sake but for that of her father, who had 
 been a bosom friend of mine for years ; and I didn't 
 like the idea of this young swell walking away with 
 her in that familiar manner. I knew Betty was as 
 pure and good a girl as ever lived, altho' she did 
 dance for a living, and I did not fear her coming to 
 harm; I knew her too well for that; but I was afraid 
 that this young swell might fill her head with foolish 
 notions of grandeur which might keep her heart away 
 from a good honest man who wanted to make her his 
 wife ; and I was on the point of leaving the flies with 
 the intention of speaking to her when I was seized by 
 the arm with a pretty tight grip, and a voice said 
 almost in my ear: > 
 
 *' Jobson, did you see that ?" 
 
 I turned to the speaker and saw Jim Harkins 
 standing by my side. His face was deathly pale, his 
 teeth clenched tightly together, his eyes blazing, and 
 
ON THE WATCH. 
 
 2i3 
 
 t I had 
 me, and 
 lot only 
 irho had 
 I didn't 
 ay with 
 ' was as 
 she did 
 aiing to 
 IS afraid 
 1 foolish 
 irt away 
 ) her his 
 ies with 
 eized by 
 •ice said 
 
 Harkins 
 pale, his 
 ing, and 
 
 he squeezed my arm so hard it almost made mo cry 
 out. 
 
 *' See what?" I answered, more to gain time than 
 for any other reason. 
 
 " That fellow making love to Betty," he answered, 
 grinding his teeth in a way that seemed to turn all 
 the blood in me to sour milk and send a frozen ram- 
 rod down my back. 
 
 " Making love ?" 1 sakl in a tone of surprise. *' I 
 saw him speak to her; that was all." 
 
 " That wasn't all ; he was making love to her, and 
 she liked it." • 
 
 " Come^ come, now Jim," I said, tiying to get him 
 a bit cool, " you ought to be ashamed of yourself to 
 speak of Betty like that. There isn't a truer hearted 
 girl in the world than she is, and when she gave her 
 word be sure her heart went with it, and won't 
 change; so don't be a jealous fool." 
 
 '* Jealous !" he replied with a sneer and a couple of 
 irrinds at his teeth that ought to have dislocated his 
 jaw-bone. '' Jealous ! That's always the way. The 
 moment a man shows any anxiety at the conduct of 
 the girl he loves it's 'He's jealous.' That's what 
 Betty said this morning when I spoke to her about 
 it." 
 
 "Oh, ho!" I said, "you've been talking to her 
 about it, have you ; and yo I've had a lover's quarrel, 
 I suppose." 
 
 "We've had no quarrel. I told her it wasn't pro- 
 
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224 
 
 CHRISTMAS IN THE FLIES. 
 
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 per to litivo that fellow dangling after her; that was 
 
 all." 
 
 "ITowcan he liavo been 'dangling after her;' I 
 never saw him before to-night, and I don't think Betty 
 ever did." 
 
 '' You don't know everything, Jobson, altho' you 
 think you do. He has been meeting her nearly every 
 Sunday for over a month, and paying her a good deal 
 of attention, and I won't stand it any longer. AVo 
 must come to an understanding to-night ; if«he wants 
 to have that swell make love to her, well and good ; 
 but she is no wife for Jim Harkins," and he ground 
 his teeth again so terribly that I felt all over ice uml 
 needles. 
 
 " Look here, Jim," I said, '^do stop grinding your 
 teeth that way; or, if you must grind them, put your 
 finger, or a piece of rubber, or something in your 
 mouth so that you can feel the satisfaction of grinding 
 away without making that disagreeable noise which 
 sets my teeth on edge, and makes me feel like pins 
 and needles all over. And what noiiser se are you 
 talking about Betty meeting this swe^i jvery Sunday 
 lor a month ? Why she and her mother have taken 
 tea with my wife and I nearly every Sunday evening 
 since Dick died ; and I am sure that swell chap never 
 was in my house." 
 
 *-Who said he was? Don't Betty go to other 
 places besides your house? Don't she go to see the 
 manager's wife almost ever}' Sunday* afternoon ; and 
 
ox THE WATCJl. 
 
 225 
 
 don't that fellow drop in thoro ' by clianco' wlioncvcr 
 she is there ? Don't tell mo ; I know all about it only 
 too well, and I tell you tliis thinj^'s got to bo put a 
 Btop to; and to ni^ht too." 
 
 I could'ntsay a word for a minute or two, I was so 
 astonishoJ. If some one had told mo that Mrs. Job- 
 son had eloped with all our eleven children I could 
 not have been more surprised, and I could only sit 
 an<l stare at Jim without saying a word. J. knew 
 there must be some mistake or misunderst jinding some- 
 where ; but where ? I would have staked my life on 
 Betty's truth and innocence, but wh}^ had she never 
 said anything about having met this man at the mana- 
 ger's ? J t wasn't Hetty's nature to be secret or sly 
 about anything; when Jim Ilarkins asked her, at the 
 wing, while she was waiting to go on one night, if she 
 would many him, she told mc of it while we were 
 walking home together after the performance ; and 
 there never wa-^ any new acquaintance she formed, or 
 any little trouble she had but Avhat mv wife and I 
 knew of it; then why had she never mentioned to us 
 her meeting this man ? 
 
 I knew she loved Jim, and they were to be mari'ied 
 as soon as Betty got her salary raised — foi- Jim could 
 not art'ord to take her oft' the stage at once, and Betty's 
 mother being an invalid was totally dependent on her 
 ihv support — :but why should she take to flirting with 
 f wells just at this time, when she would never speak 
 to one ol' them before she was engaged, and had the 
 
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 CHRISTMAS IN THE FJJBS. 
 
 reputation of being the strictest girl in her couduct 
 in the whole theatre ? I confess it puzzled me, and I 
 could not make it out. All at once an idea came into 
 my head, and I said : 
 
 Jim, I have an idea that " ^l;; 
 
 (( 
 
 iC 
 
 Phe-e-0-e-e-e-w!" went the prompter's whistle to 
 change the scene, and Jim and I had to go different 
 parts of the flies, and I didn't have a chance to tell 
 him what I had thought. 
 
 This was the scene immediately before the ballet, 
 and we were kept pretty biisy getting ready for the 
 grand transformation scene, fixing the windlass, 
 arranging the fly borders, etc., and the machinist was 
 preparing his magnesium lights to throw on from 
 above. Jim was working in the gallery over me 
 adjusting the ropes which were to suspend the fairies 
 in the la^t scene and I could not speak to him. 
 
 The scene was more than half over when the ballet 
 began to gather at the wings, ready for their scene ; 
 and a few seconds after I saw Betty come out of the 
 green room and stand at the wing ift fourth groove, 
 from which place she was to make her entrance. 
 
 She was to dance a Spanish dance in this scene, at 
 least I think it was a Spanish dance but could not be 
 very sure; I know a long, light gauze scarf had 
 something to do with it, and Betty had this scarf 
 wound round her head and neck as she stood waiting, 
 and it struck me at the moment that I had never 
 seer her look half so handsome as she did standing 
 
m. 
 
 )uduct 
 and I 
 tie into 
 
 Htle to 
 fferent 
 to tell 
 
 ballet, 
 for the 
 ndlass, 
 ist was 
 >n from 
 ver me 
 ) fairies 
 I. 
 
 e ballet 
 scene ; 
 ; of the 
 groove, 
 ce. 
 
 3ene, at 
 [ not be 
 irf had 
 is scarf 
 waiting, 
 I never 
 tanding 
 
 ON THE WATCH. 
 
 227 
 
 there in her flimsy ballet skirt with that light dia- 
 phanous mass of white scarf floating about her. 
 
 She did not stand there long alone, for the swell, 
 whom I had not seen since he \vent away with 
 her, suddenly appeared again, and taking his place 
 by her side, entered at once into conversation with 
 her. 
 
 I watched them close now, and noticed that altho' 
 Betty appeared pleased at his attention, she did not 
 seem quite at her ease, but kept glancing up into 
 the flies in an anxious manner as if al'raid that Jim or 
 I was watching her. 
 
 I was, that was sure ; but she could not see me as I 
 was hidden behind the borders; whether Jim was or 
 not I could not tell, but I saw him out on a little 
 staging at the extreme back helping the machinist 
 arrange his lights, and I did not think he could see 
 her from where he was. • ; ;' ;. > ^ v vri 
 
 
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 CHAPTER III. 
 
 ON FIRE. 
 
 The scene soon changed, and Betty did her solo. 
 Again she wc.s successful, and again she received the 
 plaudits of the manager and his friends. She was all 
 flushed and triumphant as she went back to her place 
 at the wing while the ballet finished, and I saw her 
 smile proudly as the swell spoke to her. 
 
 He did not say much ; but I saw him put his hand 
 in his pocket, take out a paper and hand it to her 
 with a smile, and then she gave a little cry of delight, 
 clasped her hands for a moment, and then suddenly 
 seizing his hand she pressed it to her lips. 
 
 At that instant there was a sudden dazzling stream 
 of light thrown from above; the lime light had been 
 turned on the pair with startling -suddenness and 
 Betty jumped away in aftright at the unexpected 
 shock. 
 
 How can I describe what followed. 
 
 The scene was all set for the transformation ; there 
 were gas jets in all parts of the stage, and Betty in 
 her terror sprang so near one of them that the light 
 gauze scarf blew against it, and quicker than tongue 
 can tell or pen can write her liead and neck were 
 
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 ON FIRE. 
 
 22<» 
 
 ' solo, 
 ed the 
 tvas all 
 r place 
 iw her 
 
 3 hand 
 to her 
 elight, 
 Idenly 
 
 stream 
 d been 
 is and 
 reeled 
 
 there 
 
 tty in 
 
 ) light 
 
 ongue 
 
 X. were 
 
 
 wrapped in flame, and the poor, half-maddened girl 
 was rushing towards the foot-lights. 
 
 A scream of horror and terror broke from all pre- 
 sent; the poor ballet girls rushed about in. all direc- 
 tions endeavoring to save their own light clothing 
 from contact with the fiery element, and the utmost 
 confusion reigned ; but high above all other sounds 
 came a fearful cry from the very top of the theatre, 
 '' My God, I have killed her!" 
 I involuntarily looked up for an instant and there 
 stood Jim Harkins on the little platform, sixty feet 
 above the stage, looking like one beside himself. Some 
 of the ropes by which the ballet girls were to be sus- 
 pended hung near him, and before I could even think 
 he had seized one of tlie longest, sprung from the 
 platform, and was sliding rapidly down to the stage. 
 It was a terrible feat for anyone but a practiced acro- 
 bat, as the rope was at least twenty feet too short, but 
 love or madness supplied the place of skill, and almost 
 as quick as thought he slid to the end of the rope, 
 fell lightly and safely to the stage, and darted toward 
 the blazing figure. 
 
 But he was a moment too late. The swell had 
 been almost as quick as Jim, only he had paused an 
 instant to seize the heavy shawl which Betty had left 
 at the wing when she went on to dance ; and just as 
 Jim reached the stage the shawl was flung around the 
 burning girl, and she was thrown to the floor, while 
 the swell bent over her and endeavored to stifle tho 
 terriblQ fire. 
 
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 CHRISTMAS IN THE FLIES. 
 
 
 u 
 
 'SStand back," cried Jim, flirusting the swell asitle 
 and kneeling beside the now motionless llgure of the 
 poor girl. '' Oh, my darling ! my darling ! I've mur- 
 dered you !" and the great, strong man threw himself 
 down on the stage and sobbed in his agony. 
 
 We had got up some tidy sensations at our theatre 
 during my time, and we had had some of the most 
 celebrated actors and actresse*' play there ; but never 
 had there been anything before fo terribly real and 
 yet so dramatic as the scene that ni ;;ht. 
 
 There lay poor Betty motionless almost in the mid- 
 dle of the stage, with the shawl wrapped closely 
 around her, and little spirals of smoke from the burnt 
 dress and charred flesh still curling about her. She 
 was a fearful sight; her face, neck, and arms were 
 skinned, blackened with smoke, and fast swelling up; 
 all that was left of her beautiful hair was a smoking 
 mass of stumpy little black cinders clinging to her 
 head, and her dress and underclothes w^ere burnt into 
 great holes, down to the skin. She w^as quite insen- 
 sible, but an occasional spasmodic gQsp, and a slight 
 quivering of the limbs, showed that she w^as alive and 
 sensible of pain. By her side, crouched down on his 
 h^iees, his head buried in his hands, and his whole 
 frame shaking with convidsive sobs, was Jim, with 
 his coat off and his shirt sleeves rolled up, just as he 
 had been at work ; and at the back and wings stood 
 the terrified ballet girls, supernumeraries, and others 
 looking on in horror and dismay at tlie terrible tra- 
 
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 ON FIRE. 
 
 231 
 
 11 aside 
 e of the 
 ve mur- 
 bimself 
 
 theatre 
 le most 
 it never 
 eal and 
 
 :hemid- 
 
 closely 
 
 e burnt 
 
 r. She 
 
 IS were 
 
 ng up ; 
 
 moking 
 
 to her 
 
 nt into 
 
 B insen- 
 
 a slight 
 
 ive and 
 
 on his 
 
 whole 
 
 n, with 
 
 3t as he 
 
 s stood 
 
 others 
 
 ble tra- 
 
 gedy which had been so suddenly enacted befoic 
 them. It was the most awful, and at the same time 
 the most dramatic " situation" I had ever seen, and 
 I could not help thinking so as 1 hurried down out of 
 the flies. 
 
 It had all passed like a flash; and I involuntarily 
 looked at the wing Avhere I had seen Betty only a 
 moment before, and could scarcely realise that the 
 charred, blackened, smoking, disfigured remnant of 
 humanity before me, was the same happy, joyous, 
 brilliant creature I bad seen scarce thirty seconds 
 ago in all the pride of her youth and beauty. 
 
 It was a wonderfully short scene to act, altho' a 
 long one to describe ; and it was all over before I 
 could get to where Betty was lying. : « ^ i 
 
 The first person to regain his presence of mind — 
 indeed, he seemed to be the only one who had never 
 lost it — was the swell. He trembled violently, and 
 seemed greatly agitated, but was as calm and col- 
 lected as if the burning to death of ballet girls was 
 an every day aflair with him, and not worth getting 
 excited about; but it wasn't that; it was his immense 
 self-control and power of keeping cool under trying 
 circumstances, and I admired him for it. 
 
 *' Here, my good man," he suid, laying his hand on 
 Jim's arm, *' take her up and bring her into the 
 green room, lift her carefully, she is terribly burned. 
 Run for the nearest doctor," he continued to one of 
 the stage hands standing by, "give him that card 
 
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 till 
 
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 CIlRtSTMAS m THE FiJfJS. 
 
 
 'V'.< 
 
 and tell him not to lose an instant; and, here, buy a 
 pound of unslacked lime and a bottle of. linseed oil 
 from the chemist's on your way back." He put a 
 card and a sovereign in the man's hand, having first 
 written on the back of the card " Chalk," "Linseed 
 Oil," so as to remind him what he was to bring in case 
 lie should forget the names, which was very possible 
 in his excited state. 
 
 It is surprising how q n'ckly one calm, cool, col- 
 lected man can restore quiet and order in an excited 
 crowd : no sooner h}i<* the swell issued his orders than 
 everybody Jieemed to regain confidence and presence 
 of mind. Jim lifted Betty tenderly and reverently 
 in his arms, carried her to the green room and laid 
 her on a sofa, which some gentle hands had already 
 covered with shawls and other soft things for her to 
 lie on. 
 
 A doctor was by her side by the time she was laid 
 on the sofa, for there happened to be one present only 
 he had been too much scared to say anything before. 
 Restoratives were applied, and another man sent for 
 a cooling lotion which the doctor ordered to bathe the 
 wounds with, and after a little while Betty returned 
 to something like consciousness ; but she was in dread- 
 ful agony, groaned and moaned without ceasing, and 
 could not articulate a word. The doctor said she had 
 swallowed some of the fire and was scorched internal- 
 ly so that her recovery was very doubtful ; only he 
 did not say so in as plain terms, but used some long 
 
ON FIRE. 
 
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 jaw-breaking Latin words which neither he nor any 
 body else understood ; but we all understood that 
 poor Betty was in great danger, and altho' the man- 
 ager dismissed the rehearsal at once, not one of tho 
 company left the theatre, but all waited anxiously to 
 hear what the second doctor, who had just arrived, 
 said. ■": '^■• - ■■'■'.-.'■ ■- --^•■■♦- -r^ ...•...:■- 
 
 I had left the green room and was going back to 
 the flies to get my coat, for I had to break the terrible 
 news to Betty's mother, when I saw something lying 
 on the stage near the wing where Betty had been 
 standing ; it was the note the swell had given her just 
 before Jim had thrown that fatal light on her; me- 
 chanically I picked it up and opened it, this was whut 
 it contained ; ^ " :-:..x/-;:;;i>--.-->'.^:* .>.::-■ :':-.."''-'''^".' ^..' '■-- /> ■■■- ■■/-■-, 
 
 West End Theatre, 
 
 * Christmas Day. 
 
 Dear Harcourt, 
 
 Mdlle. Jumpellini leaves me after the New Year, 
 
 and I shall be in want of a Columbine ; if your young 
 
 protege is only half as pretty and clever as you say — 
 
 and I place great confidence in your judgment- -she 
 
 is just the girl for me ; and if you are satisfied with 
 
 her performance to-night, I authorize you to offer her 
 
 £10 a week for three months, and possibly longer. 
 
 She must be ready to open with me on 6th January. 
 
 "Wishing you the compliments of the season. 
 
 Believe me, 
 
 Ever 3'ours truly, 
 
 Q 0. Baggs. 
 
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 CHRISTMAS IN THE FLIES. 
 
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 I carried the letter up into the flies with me and 
 •never took my eyes off it while I put my coat and hat 
 on. I understood all about that swell now, just as 
 well as if Betty had explained every word to me her- 
 self. I could tell what made her go civil and polite 
 to him, and I knew why she kissed his hand out of 
 gratitude. YCs, the whole thing came to me just as 
 clearly as if it had been written out on a piece of 
 paper; this man had met her at the manager's, and 
 promissed to get her an engagement at a West End 
 theatre, where she would get a salary large enough 
 to enable her to marry; and she had kept it from us 
 so that we might not be disanpointed if she failed to 
 get it,~ and have an agreeable surprise if she did. Poor 
 girl, that innocent desire to surprise us all cost her 
 her life. 
 
 When I returned to the green room, I saw by the 
 faces of those at the door that there was no hope. The 
 second doctor had just given his opinion ; he said that 
 she might live a few hours, but hjer internal injuries 
 were too severe for her to recover ; and it was very 
 doubtful whether she would regain her consciousness 
 or reason before she died. 
 
 Poor Jim stood by the softi looking down at her he 
 so loved, and had expected to make his wife, without 
 uttering a word or moving b muscle ; what he thought 
 no man can tell, but his face showed the deep anguish 
 he felt at the result of his jealous' lit. 
 
 I broke the news to Mrs. Langley, who was ill in bed ; 
 
ON FIRE. 
 
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 in bed : 
 
 and leaving my wife with her returned to the theatre, 
 the doctors having said that Betty must remain 
 there as moving would kill her. I found everything 
 pretty much the same as whon I loft : Betty was still 
 moaning a little but had not spoken, and Jim stood 
 still looking at her as if trying to impress her features 
 on his mind so that they never could be erased ; one 
 of the doctors had gone, and nearly all the company, 
 finding they could do nothing, had left the theatre ; 
 Mr. Harcourt was not in the green room, but I knew 
 he was in the manager's room with him waiting for 
 the end. 
 
 He had not long to wait. 
 
 A little before midnight she grew more restless, 
 and seemed to be struggling to speak; the doctor 
 touched Jim on the shoulder and said, 
 
 " Whisper to her.** 
 
 He obeyed like one iu a dream, and putting his 
 lips close to her ear said, 
 
 " Betty, do you know me ? " 
 
 She turned her head to him and put out her hand ; 
 she could not see, for her eyes^ were almost burnt out, 
 and were bandaged down. Jim took the little, scorched 
 hand in his and pressed it to his lips ; something like 
 a smile passed across her face, and with a great 
 effort she articulated, very faintly, but distinctly, 
 one word, 
 
 "Darling!** 
 
 And with that one word her spirit took its flight. 
 
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 CHRISTMAS IN THE FLIES. 
 
 
 
 
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 There isn't much left to tell. I found out after- 
 wards that Mr. Harcourt was a clerk in the War 
 Office, and also a very able critic, and had great in- 
 fluence with the mana,iijer8, all of whom liked to have 
 him visit them at their houses — as ho always re- 
 fused to go behind the scenes. He had met Betty 
 two or three times at our manager's house, and taken 
 quite a fancy to her. She had told him of her en- 
 gagement and her hopes, and he had promised her that 
 if she made a success in the new pantomime he would 
 try to get her an engagement in a West End theatre 
 where she could earn enough to enable her to marry 
 and still support her mother comfortably. He had 
 succeeded sooner ard easier than he had expected, 
 on account of Mdlle. Jumpellini breaking her con- 
 tract with Mr. Baggs, and had come to the theatre to 
 tell Betty her good fortune ; the rest we know. 
 
 Jim Harkins never went back to the flies. He was 
 soon told the whole story, and it seemed to break his 
 heart to think he should have doubted Betty, and 
 have caused her death. He loafed about London for 
 a few weeks and then went to sea, and was lost in a 
 storm some three years after in the Indian Ocean. 
 
 That was years ago, and I am rather too stiff 
 in the back and weak in the knees now to tend the 
 curtain, and I expect I shall soon have to give it up ; 
 but never a Christmas comes around but I think of 
 my sweet little Betty and that memorable Christmas 
 I spent in the flies. 
 
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A CHRISTMAS PRAYKR. 
 
 Blessed Saviour, to whose praise 
 
 Dedicate we all this day, 
 
 Teach me how my thoughts to raise 
 
 Mould my lips the form to pray ; 
 
 Guide me to that bl6st abode, 
 
 The Heaver of which Thou art a part, 
 
 Instil in me its holy love. 
 
 Make it Christmas in my heaj't. 
 
 As the sages did of yore 
 
 By thy manger bend the kne3, 
 
 Asking simply to adore. 
 
 To behold and worship Thee ; 
 
 So let me in spirit call 
 
 A vision of Thee as Thou art, 
 
 Saviour, Friend, Redeemer, All, 
 
 Make it Christmas in my heart. 
 
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 DREAMLAND. 
 
 Make me" feel that Thou wilt hear 
 My humble sueing at thy feet ; 
 Make me conscious Thou art near 
 Whatever danger I may meet ; 
 Oh give me strength to cling to Thee 
 So that we never more may part, 
 Then shall I know 'twill truly be 
 Eternal Christmas in my heart. 
 
 
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 DEEAMLAND. 
 
 Oh, call me not back to my earthly abode, 
 Prom roaming through dreamland with those that I 
 
 love ; 
 Oh, break not the spell by which shadowy thread 
 I was linked witli the loved ones, the absent and 
 . r" • -; f^''.?:-^ _ ^j^'-' ' dead. 
 
 I dreamt of my boyhood, so joyous and free 
 Ere the cares of the world had grown heavy on me, 
 
 Forgot W8S my sorrow, unheeded my pain, 
 In the bright, sunny days of my boyhood again. 
 
 I dreamt of my mother, so gentle and kind. 
 My sister, whose light laugh threw care to the wind ; 
 My father's fond smile, and my brother's loud 
 
 cheer, ^ 
 Now where are the loved ones? Sad echo sighti; 
 
 "Where?" 
 
ME OLD FOLKS' CHRISTMAS. 
 
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 From the home of my childhood I've faded away, 
 A stranger and exile I wander to-day, 
 
 So let me rove on in the shadowy sphere, ^ 
 And call me not back to the world and its care. 
 
 THE OLD FOLKS' CHRISTMAS. 
 
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 *' Draw up to the fire, old woman, 
 And as the sparks fly away 
 We'll watch once more together, 
 The coming of Christmas Day. 
 It's the seventy-second coming 
 We've so watched for through life, 
 As children, friends or lovers ; . 
 And sixty as man and wife. 
 
 ^' It does seem hard, old woman, 
 Not one should be left behind 
 Out of all we have loved and lost, 
 Out of all whoVe been good and kind. 
 Death's sickle has been o'er busy, 
 And our branches lopped away, 
 Only the old and withered trunks 
 Have been allowed to stay. 
 
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 THE OLD FOLK^ CHRISTMAS. 
 
 ' Our boys and girls whose Spring time 
 We hoped would support our Fall, 
 Have been reaped to the Heavenly garner, 
 And we have outlived them all. 
 The merry little children 
 Who have played about your knee. 
 We thought would close our eyelids, 
 But God said it might not be. 
 
 " E'en our darling, bright-eyed Annie, 
 The youngest, last and best, 
 Just budding into womanhood — 
 We've laid her, too, to rest. 
 Last Christmas she was with us 
 So joyous, gay and kind— 
 Oh, would that we'd been taken, 
 And she been left behind! 
 
 " It has often soothed our sorrow 
 And chased away our pain. 
 To sit by the dancing fire 
 And see Christmas come again ; 
 But now we are,, oh, so lonely, 
 We can only humbly pray 
 * Father in thy great mercy 
 Suffer us not to stay ; 
 
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 ma OLD POLES' CHRISTMAS. 
 
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 ^ Thou hast seen fit to leave us 
 The last of all our race, 
 To gain Thy Heavenly presence, 
 To viow Thy gracious face ; 
 Grant that the time may shorten 
 Which Thou hast yet to give, 
 But also grant, in mercy, 
 That when we die we live ' " 
 
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 Hand in hand together 
 As they'd sat long ago, 
 The aged couple waited ; 
 Counting the seconds slow, 
 As creeping round the dial 
 The minute hand held its way, 
 Towards the hour which to^ien'd 
 The coming of Christmas day. 
 
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 And as each second fleeted 
 
 Into time's^eternal space. 
 
 They felt it brought them nearer 
 
 The finish of their race j 
 
 And they bowed their heads in silence 
 
 While their lips were moved in praj'er, 
 
 In that heart and soul communion 
 
 Only God and his angels hear. 
 
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 Mirsia 
 
 The tall old clock in the corner 
 The hour of midnight lolled, 
 Slowly and grandly it's refrain 
 Upward and onward rolled . 
 And the aged heads bent lower, 
 And the hands wore tighter clasped, 
 As they counted each stroke of the hour, 
 All to the very last. 
 
 Then, as the bells in concert 
 
 Bung out in wild delight. 
 
 Heralding in the morning 
 
 Their spirits took their flight. 
 
 No more of weary longing 
 
 To be with loved ones 'neath the sod ; 
 
 They had -gone to spend their Christmas 
 
 In Heaven with their God. 
 
 MUSIC. 
 
 There is music in the air, 
 As in zephyr breeze it blows, 
 Telling of opening Spring time 
 Ending the reign of snows. 
 There is music in the blast, 
 As in mighty wrrth it breaks 
 Over th<^ lakes and oceans, 
 Crested with foamy flakes. 
 
MUSIC. 
 
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 There is music in the brooklet 
 As it trickles to the river ; 
 There is music in the noble stream 
 Which floweth on for ever. 
 There is music in the ocean 
 When in thunder's tone it speaks, 
 And raiseth up it's haughty crest 
 In foamcapped, towering peaks. 
 
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 There is music in a clump of trees 
 In the^calm, still twilight hour, 
 When every happy little bird 
 Is flitting to its bower. 
 1 here is music in the forest 
 When the wind, with giant might 
 Strides fiercely through and leaves 
 It's pride, all shattered in a night. 
 
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 There is music all around us 
 Above and underground, 
 A solemn voice of warning 
 In every form and sound. 
 In every little pebble 
 We kick away from sight, 
 TheVe isnatui'e's music ringing 
 If we only hear aright 
 
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 GHOSTS ON THE WINDOW PANE. 
 
 God's voice is always near us, 
 In every sound we hear ; 
 In the loudest roar, or faintest sigh, 
 That falleth on the ear. 
 Sometimes in mighty accents 
 It tells us of His might, 
 Sometimes in peaceful whispers 
 It wooes us to His sight. 
 
 GHOSTS ON THE WINDOW PANE. 
 
 The ghosts of the leaves have come agais, 
 And bloom once more on my wirdow-pane; 
 In tiny leaflet or slender vine, 
 Or giant leaves on branches fine 
 The frost takes shape ; in fancy's eye 
 Like the forest groves of days gone by ; 
 And Summer's glory I see again. 
 Traced in white on my window pane. 
 
 The ghosts of the flowers once more are seen, 
 And bud anew in the crystal's sheen ; 
 The rose, the lily, and forge t-me not, 
 And dairies grown in some shelter'd spot ; 
 The buttercup bright, and pansy fair, 
 Fancy can see ail pictured there, 
 In liie ghostly landscape traced ih white 
 On my wiudow^ane by the frost last night. 
 
THE CHILD'S GRAVE. 
 
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 Fancy again can see the grove 
 
 I've wandered through with those I love j 
 
 In fancy I again inhale 
 
 The perfume sweet of some flow'ry vale, 
 
 The ghost of which so deftly drawn 
 
 I find on my wiridow-pane at dawn ; 
 
 Traced as no artists' hand can trace 
 
 In all the beauty of nature's grace. 
 
 So, when Wintry age shall on me lie, 
 And my Summer of life has flitted by, 
 On the glass of memory may there be 
 Some leaves and flowers traced for me ; 
 Ghostly traces, but memories yet 
 Of happy days I would not forget ; 
 And thoughts to teach me so to die 
 That Summer may bloom beyond the sky. 
 
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 light. 
 
 THE CHILD'S GRAVE. 
 
 The clear cold air of Christmas-Day 
 Was resting on the churchyard scene. 
 When two aged figures bent their way 
 The snow clad graves and tombs between ; 
 Until they reached a sheltered spot 
 Beneath a weeping willow's shade, 
 Where trimly kept and unforgot 
 An infant's narrow grave was laid. 
 
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 THE CHILD'S GRAVE. 
 
 Only a tiny piece of clay, 
 Only a little mound of earth, 
 Only a baby passed away, 
 And gone back to its mother earth. 
 Brief was the joy or pain it knew, 
 Swiftly ran out life's feeble sand. 
 Little of life's faint breath it drew 
 Then passed back to its spirit land. 
 
 Great was the void it left behind 
 In the two hearts that loved it so — 
 Father and mother ; who can find 
 Words in which their grief to show. 
 It was tbeir first, their only one. 
 And granted to them late in years, 
 No more were sent, that one is gone. 
 And they bedew its gr^ve with tears. 
 
 The heads were grey which o'er its grave 
 Bent down to kiss the unconscious sod, 
 The hearts were green which humbly prayed 
 To meet this loved one with their God. 
 But while they wept a spirit band 
 Seemed in the air to echo sound, 
 And tell them of that golden land 
 Where all the weary's wounds are bound j 
 
(ioD In nature. 
 
 249 
 
 To whisper words that he who* came 
 On Christmas day so long ago, 
 To save the world from sin and shame, 
 Would heal their grief and quench their woe ; 
 That in the land beyond the sky, 
 Where peace and joy for ever reign, 
 Where no tear drop shall dim the eye, 
 Their darling they shall meet again. 
 
 GOD IN NATUEE. 
 
 Out in the sunlight, the broad burning sunlight, 
 I think of God's justice. His power I scan ; 
 
 I trace in each sunbeam that comes with its bright 
 gleam, 
 The course of His anger on renegade man. 
 
 The sun brightly glowing, seems evermore growing, 
 
 And ready, in anger, to rush from the sky ; 
 Its rays seem to warn me, and caution and learn 
 mo, 
 
 Of the fate which behind hard, stern justice doth lie. 
 
 And then each bright beam doth suddenly seem. 
 To be welded and formed into Justice^s stern sword ; 
 
 And the winds seem to breathe " Repent and believe, 
 Or dread the just anger and wrath of the Lord." 
 
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 00 D IN NATURE, 
 
 Out in the moonlight, the calm gentle moonlight, 
 I think of God's mercy and pity for men; 
 
 And I watch the soft beam, which like silver dotk 
 seem, 
 And calm thoughts and holy come over me then. 
 
 Then I call up the story of the Angel of Glory, 
 Who came in the moonlight to shepherds of yore ; 
 
 And told them of Him who would save them from sin 
 And guard them from evil and death evermore. 
 
 While such thoughts come o'er me, the moon seems 
 before me, 
 To grow and expand to the home of the blest ; 
 And an iangel of lightness sings out through the 
 bidghtness, 
 <* Come home, thou poor sinner, and fold thee to rest." 
 
 Then the thin slender rays seem, to my amaze, 
 To form in a ladder which leads to the skies, 
 
 And I hear the soft call which, like fairy notes fall, 
 *' Awake thou worn soul, and on Mercy arise." 
 
 Thus whether by sunlight, or under the starlight, 
 
 God's attributes ever before us are shown ; 
 His Justice, bright gloaming, like sunlight is stream- 
 
 While the moon in mild Mercy, leads up to His 
 Throne. 
 
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 me then. 
 
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 mis DYING CHILD. 
 
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 THE DYING CHILD. 
 
 But how can she be dead, nurse, 
 What do you mean by dead ; 
 For good people can never die 
 So mamma always said ; 
 And mamma never told a fib 
 She was so good and true, 
 Why has she gone away nurse, 
 And left me here with you ? 
 
 You say that she's in Heaven, nurse, 
 But how am I to know ; 
 And why can't I be with her, 
 I'm sure I want to go. 
 You say she looks down on me 
 With loving, watchful eye ; 
 If so, why can't I see her 
 However hard I try ? 
 
 You say the stars are eyes, nurse 
 
 Of dead ones whom we love, 
 
 Who nightly keep their silent watch 
 
 Upon us from above. 
 
 If so, l*m sure the evening star 
 
 My mamma's eye must be, 
 
 For never mind which way I turn 
 
 It alwajrs looks at me. 
 
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252 
 
 THE DYWG CBtLD, 
 
 So lay me by the window, nurse, 
 Where I can watch its ray ; 
 And while it's shining on me 
 I'll lift my hands and pray, 
 That God will kindly take me too 
 Into his Heavenly rest. 
 And let me go to sleep once more 
 Upon my mother's breast. 
 
 I heard the doctor say, nurse, 
 1 was about to die, 
 Oh, how I hope I soon may be 
 With my mamma on high ; 
 And when J am a star, nurse. 
 In the Heaven above so blue, 
 I'll try to shine bright every night 
 Just to look down on you. 
 
 When you see a little star. 
 With the evening star shall be, 
 Nestling quite close beside it 
 You'll know that star is me j 
 And I'll ask mamma to help me 
 To watch o'er you, and pray 
 For the one who's been so kind to me, 
 Since she was called away. 
 
 So do not cry for me, nurse, 
 I shall be happier far up there. 
 Sleeping again in mamma's arms 
 And floating in the air, 
 
fli^ PAdtORY GIRL. 
 
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 See how the star grows larger 
 And wings come long and bright ; 
 I See my mamma's face now 
 So nursey dear, good night. 
 
 THE FACTORY GlEL. 
 
 She wasn't the least bit pretty, 
 
 And only the least bit gay ; 
 
 And she walked with a firm elastic tread. 
 
 In a business-like kind of way. 
 
 Her dress was of coarse, brown woollen, 
 
 Plainly but neatly made, 
 
 Trimrfed with some common ribbon 
 
 Or cheaper kind of braid ; 
 
 And a hat with a broken feather, 
 
 And shawl of a modest plaid. 
 
 Her face seemed worn and weary. 
 
 And traced with lines of care, 
 
 A.8 her nut-brown tresses blew aside 
 
 Ip the keen December air ,' 
 
 \ ot she was not old, scarce twenty. 
 
 And her form was flill and sleek. 
 
 But her h'^avy eye, and tired step. 
 
 Seemed of wearisome toil to speak ; , 
 
 She worked as a common factory girl 
 
 For two ^^ollars and a half a w^k, 
 
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 THE FACTORY GlttL. 
 
 Ten hoiirs a day of labor 
 In a close, ill-lighted room ; 
 Machinery's buzz for music, 
 Waste gas for sweet perfume ; 
 Hot stifling vapors in summer, 
 Chill draughts on a winter's day, 
 iRo pause for rest or pleasure 
 On pain of being sent away ; 
 So ran her civilized serfdom — 
 Four cents an hour the pay. 
 
 " A fair day's work," say the masters, 
 And " a fair day's pay," say the men ; 
 There's a strike — a rise in wages. 
 What effect to the poor girl then ? 
 A harder struggle than ever 
 The honest path to keep ; 
 And so sink a^little lower. 
 Some humbler homo to seek ; 
 For living is dearer — her wages, 
 Two dollars and a half a week. 
 
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 A man gets thrice the money, 
 But then " a man's a man, 
 ** And a'moman surely can^t expect 
 "To earn as much as he can." 
 Of his hire the laborer's worthy, 
 
PLEASANT REVERIES. 
 
 265 
 
 
 Be that laborer who it may 
 If a woman can do a man's work 
 She should have a man's full pay, 
 Not to be left to starve — or sin — 
 On forty cents a day. 
 
 Two dollars and a half to live on, 
 
 Or starva on, if you will ; 
 
 Two dollars and a half to dress on, 
 
 And a hungry mouth to fill ; 
 
 Two dollars and a half to lodge on 
 
 In some wretched hole or den, 
 
 Where crowds are huddled together, 
 
 Girls, and women, and men ; 
 
 If she sins to escape her bondage 
 
 Is there room for wonder then. 
 
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 PLEASANT REVERIES. 
 
 'Tis sweet from earth to wander, 
 
 Through fancy's realm to roam ; 
 On former joys to ponder, 
 
 Or build a future home. 
 How old scenes rise before us, 
 
 And fill the visioned sight ; 
 Old mem'ries come back o'er us 
 
 With rapturous delight. 
 Some long forgotten feeling 
 
 Comes filling us with joy, 
 And o'er the senses stealing 
 
 Makes bliss without alloy. 
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 Pleasa^tt revMieS. 
 
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 Or far into the future 
 
 Is cast our dreaming gaze, 
 And a new born scene, far happier, 
 
 Arises from its haze. 
 We hear the rippling fountain, 
 
 We smell the balmy flowers ; 
 We see the stately mountain. 
 
 And cool Arcadian bowers ; 
 In fancy's mind we picture 
 
 Perpetual realms of bliss, 
 WE^ fond hearts beat together 
 
 And seal love with a kiss. 
 
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