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 THE 
 
 INNOCE_XTS ABROAD, 
 
 oil 
 
 THE NEW PILGRIMS' PROGRESS; 
 
 BEING SOME ACCOUNT OK THE 8TKAMER QUAKER CITY'S PLEASURE 
 
 EXCURSION TO EUROPE AND THE HOLY LAND; WITH 
 
 DESCRTPTIONS OF COUNTRIES, NATIONS, 
 
 INCIDENTS AND ADVENTURES, 
 
 AS THEY iPPEARED 
 
 TO THE 
 
 A TJ T H O PI . 
 
 AV I T H I L T^ TJ S T R 
 
 A. T I O X S . 
 
 BY 
 
 (.■<AMlKr. r.. CM-MKXS.) 
 
 TORONTO: 
 
 1870. 
 
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 riUNTKn AT THE HAILY TKLKGIiAVil PrilMSIlI.'Ui IKirsi:, ISAY STIiEET, 
 
 fOllXKIl OF KING. 
 
 ROBERTSON & COOK, PROPRIETORS. 
 
 •;9 
 
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 PREFACE. 
 
 ItEET, 
 
 This lM.„k is a roconl of a i.toasure-trip. W it were a record 
 <.f n solemn scientific expedition, it would have about it that 
 gravity.fthat jaofundity, and that inii.re.ssiva incomi.rehensibility 
 MlMch are so proper to ^-orks of that kind, and withal so attrac- 
 tive. Vet, notwithstanding it is only a record of a pic-nic, it has 
 'I purp.xs.., ^vhich is. to suggest to the reader how he would be 
 hkely to see Europe and the East if he looked at them with his 
 OM-n eyes instead of tbe eyes of those who travelled in those 
 countries before hin.. I juake small pretence of shoAving any one 
 how he ouijJd to look at objects of interest beyond tlie sea-other 
 I'ooks ,lo t: at, and therefore, even if I were competent to do it, 
 there is no need. 
 
 I otter no apologies for any departures from the usual style of 
 travel-writing that may be charged against me-for I think I 
 have seen with impartial eyes, an.l I am sure I liave written at 
 least honestly, Avhether wisely or not. 
 
 In this volume I have used portions of letters* which I wrote 
 for the I)u.d>; Alfa California, of San Francisco, the proprietors 
 of that journal having waived their rights and given me the 
 neces.sary permission. I have also inserted portions of several 
 Mters written for the New York Trlhunc and the New York 
 Herald. 
 
 San FiJANxisco, 1870. 
 
 THE AUTHOR. 
 
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 Till 
 
 ♦Sun 
 
 •Solit 
 
CONTENTS. 
 
 ■i 
 
 eUAl'TKU I. 
 ropular Talk of tlu, E.xeursiou-rrogrannne of tlu- T,i,,-I)ulv Tiokote.l U tlu- 
 P..\cnr.siou-Dcfeotioii of the Cclcl.iitic.s ." 
 
 CHAPTKR II. 
 
 Crancl Preparntions-Au Imposing Dignita.y-Tl.u European K.o.Iu.- Mr Hlu- 
 .•.er.sOp„„o„_Stateroom No. 10-Tho Assembling of ti.e Claus-At S.a 
 
 I'ACK 
 
 17 
 
 at last 
 
 "Averaging" tlit; Passe 
 ai( 
 
 52 
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 ^^ng tne l'assengers-'<Far, n.r at Sca--Tribnlation an.ong ti.e ^^.tri- 
 hs-Se..k.ng Amusement under Dillieulties-Five Captains in the Shi,.... 25 
 
 CHAPTRR IV. 
 The !J;;g^q^eo,ni„g Domesth^ated-Pilgnn, LiA^.tSea-- Horso.Billia.Is"- 
 
 Club -1 he Mag,c Lantern-State Ball on Deek-Mock Tria!,s-Chara,le«- 
 lUgnmSolennnty-Slow JIusie-The Executive Offi... Delivers an O.n . 
 
 Opinion 28 
 
 CHAPTKU V. 
 i^ununer in SIi,l-Atlantie-An Eecentric 31oon-Mr. P.lucner Loses Confulenee- 
 
 JJV Landing on a Foreign Shore- ensation Among the Xatives- 
 
 CHAPTER XL 
 Solid Informatiou-A Fossil Comn.unity-Curious v,ays and Custon.s-Jesuit 
 Humbuggery-Fantastie Pilgrimi.ing-Origin of the Kuss 1^" ni t- 
 S-inanng Accounts with the Fossils-At Sea Again 
 
 33 
 
 33 
 
vin 
 
 CONTKNTs. 
 
 CHArTKI! VII. 
 
 i'A(ii; 
 
 A Tfii.].r.st I't Ki^lit-Si-iiin iiiHl Afncii on Kxliilition— (iiwtiiig a MiiMi'' 
 Stniiigci— 'J"iif I'illars oC Hi-reulrs— TIk^ Ho.k of (Jibriilta^-Tircsomt) ]le\M'- 
 titioh— "Tlie t.iiiP(ii',H Cimir"— Scmiity Cnii,,,icrc,l-fnrio.sitic.s of tin; 
 Soci'.t r'averiis— l'(.i>;oiiii(!l of (Jilirnltm—Sonie Odd C'lmrnctcrs— A I'rivatti 
 Finli,; in Allien -licnidinj,' a Jfooiish (Innison (witliout loss of life)— 
 Viiiiit;- lifl.ukfi]— I)i.spiiilriikiii<r ill tin- Kniiiiic of Morocco 
 
 • 'HArTKi! VIII. 
 
 Tlif Aiiri.'iit City of T.iiiKior, Jioiocco-Stiim^c Sirrjils— A Cradle of Antiquity 
 -Vm. l„...oinc AVc-ltliy-ilov they \loh tin- Mail in Africn-Thn Danger of 
 k-iiig ()])iil(.nt in Morocco 
 
 (IIAl'TKU IX. 
 
 A rilgriiu in Deadly I'cril-llow tlioy Men.le.l the CIock-Moori..li runishments 
 for Crime -JIarriago Custoni.s— Looking Several way.s for Sunday— Shrewd 
 I'rnntice of Wohnniniodiin Pilgrims- Iteverence for Cats— lili.ss of being a 
 Consul-Gcnei al 
 
 CHAPTKR X. 
 
 Fourth of July at Sea-Mediterrimean SMn..et-The "Orade" i.s Delivered of an 
 Oi.inion-Celebration Ceremonies— The Caiitain'.s Speech -France in Sir^ht 
 —TLo Ignorant Xativo-Iu Marseilles— Another IJlunder-Lo.st in the 
 Cirent City— Found Again— A Frenchy Scene 
 
 43 
 
 5(5 
 
 61 
 
 CHAPTER XI. 
 
 Gettin 
 
 lean 
 
 'Itmg "T'sodtoit"~NoHo;ip-15ill of Fare, Table d'hote-" An Amerii 
 Sir !"-^A Curious Discovery-The "Pilgrim" Pird-Strange Companion- 
 »hil)-A Grave of the Living-A Long Captivity -Some of Duma.s' Heroes-- 
 Dungeon of the Famous "Iron Mask." ^5- 
 
 CHAPTKK XII. 
 A Holiday Flight through France-Summer Oarb of the Landscape-Al.rond on 
 iheCJieat Plains— Peculiarities of French Cars -French Politeness— Ameri- 
 can L'aihvay Ollicials-" Twenty Minutes to Dinner ! "-Why there are no 
 Ac,;idents-The "Old Travellers"-Still on the Wing-Paris at Last- 
 Fieiuh Order and Quiet -Place of the Pastile-Seeing the Sights-A liar- 
 barious Atrocity— Absurd Milliards gq, 
 
 CHAPTFU XIII. 
 
 More Trouble-^Ionsieur Billfinger-Re-Christening the Freuchman-In the 
 Clothes of a Paris Ouide-The International Exposition-Fine Military 
 Leviow— Glimpse of the Emperor ISapoleon nnd the Sultan of Turkey 7G. 
 
 ^U~ 
 
t ONTK.VTS, 
 
 i'A(ii; 
 
 n Aliifestic 
 esoino ]{epo- 
 tics of th(! 
 -A I'liviitH 
 I of life)— 
 
 f Anti<(uity 
 Danger of 
 
 unisliment.i 
 ly— Shrewd 
 of being a 
 
 43 
 
 5(1 
 
 61 
 
 vered of nn 
 e in Sight 
 )st in tlie 
 
 American 
 onijianion- 
 ' Heroes- - 
 
 Aliroatl on 
 s — Anieri- 
 ere are no 
 at Last — 
 s— A Bar- 
 
 i — In the 
 
 Jlilitary 
 fkey 7S' 
 
 I 
 
 < HAl'TKIi .XIV. 
 
 The Venemlilc (.'athi'drnl of Notn-i>i 
 and Sacred IMu's 
 
 IX 
 
 I'Ao i; 
 
 iiic-Jcan Siuispeiu's Ad.lition— Treasures 
 rn r ni .• l'^" ^''«^'"'^ °'' »'"' <'''^"«-'i'lit' Morgue -The {)utrugeu«.s 
 Can.(,m-\\\ouAxn Aflanu— The Louvre I'ahie -The Creat I'arlv-Showv 
 rageantry--rroicrvation of Xotc.l Things 
 
 83 
 
 CHAITEl! W. 
 
 FrencJ. Nnt.mml Iturying Cn.und- Among the (in.it Dead -The Sinine of 
 
 .sa,.iM.iM.,.d I.ove-The Story of Abelard and Ileloise-" KugUsh Si.ok.u 
 
 H.a- - Amernan Drink.^ (.un.i.oumlcd Jieie'-Impcrial Honors to „. 
 
 Amen,.,n-The Over-estimated (irisette- Departure from I'aris- V Ddil,... 
 
 i-ate Oimuon ("ouccrning the ('omrlincss .,f Am,rir;,n Women ss 
 
 CllAI'Ti:i! XVI. 
 Versailles-l'ara.lisc ]!egnined--A Wonderful I'ark-l'aradise L^ 
 
 Strategy. 
 
 lOst — Xaiiuleonii' 
 
 CHAl'TKK XVI L 
 
 War-The American Forces Victorious-" Home Agaiu"-It„Iy in Si-lit-The 
 
 C ity of l-alaces'-IJeauty of tlie (Jenoesu Women-Tlie " Stub-Hunters"- 
 
 Among the Paiaees-difted Gui.le-Church Magnifu.eMce-"AVon,en not 
 
 Admitted -How the Gonoese Live-.Massive Architecture 
 
 AncnMit History— Graves for 60,000 
 
 90 
 
 -A Scrap of 
 
 100 
 
 CHAl'TEII XVII L 
 
 ^'''';:!,:y;'.""«!.' 't^'^-Marengo-First Glimpse of the Fan.ous Cathedral-De- 
 Pt on o, ,ou.e of its NVondors-A Horror Carved in Stone-An Unple - 
 
 I stlt s" Ar '"!, V"'-'' '^■"""" '•'■°- ^''^- Ton.b-Tons of GoTd 
 and S.lver-Some Jlore Holy Rclies-Solo.non's Ten.ple Uivallcd 106 
 
 CHAPTER XIX. 
 
 *'^''^l!!^J'^ '^""';/"" ^"•■"-'- S-la-IVtrarch and Laura-Lucre.ia 
 lo.g,a- ngen.ous Frescoes-Ancient Kon>an An,phitheatre-A Ch.ver De 
 
 Jath -A\«n ed: Soap-(r.p],]ed French-Mutilated English-The Most 
 
 -^^e ■; w' ^' /^IV?^^''--^"-^"- lW.tures-l^.inspired Ci S 
 Antcdote^A A\onderful Echo-A Ki.ss for a Franc ' ^j. 
 
 CHAPTER XX. 
 K«n.l Italy by Rail-Fumigated. According to La.-The Son-owing English- 
 Ina„-^ gh by the Lake of Como-The Fanmus Lake-Its Scenery-Como 
 eomi)ared with T,.1mo_Ai..„+; o, .• . , •<.» occuei} Lomo 
 
 comi)ared with Tahoe-Mcetin" a Sli 
 
 ip'nato ji,, 
 
 122. 
 
* t'ONTKNTN, 
 
 < II VITKI: \.\|. ,,,„^. 
 
 Tlu! I'lvtty I ii-,'o lii |,.TCM--A CaninKi' Drive in tli.- Couiitrv— AMoiuMiIiik Sori- 
 nMlily ina Cohhiimn-A Slcpy Imh.I itlo.Mly Sliiin,.H-Tlm H.art an.l 
 H.,n.(. ol l'iicst.r..rt~A Tlirillin- .Me.liauval l.'oiuai.LV-TJH- lliitl.i.lu-'.' of 
 Hailciniiii— Aiijpronuliiiijf Vniiiiu! J27 
 
 rHAITKII XXII. 
 
 Xife'lit in Wiii..,.- The "<;i,y C,,,.,!,,!!,.,-" Tlio (Inni.l IVt,- l,v .M.M,nli«ht~TIic 
 
 Xoti.l,!.. Si-litsuf V.'iii.,.— TlieMotli.T,.rilu. liq.nlilir.s l')..,s..lnt.' 133 
 
 •HAITKI; XXIir. 
 
 Till' Famous (liMi.lola— TIiu (ioinioia in an Unromnntic Aspci't-Tlie (Irwit 
 S,|naiv.ilSt. Mark an.l tin' Win-.d i.ion -Sn..l,M, nt Hume in,.l Abroad— 
 
 Siiaiiclnvsof thc.drci.t iVad- A Tilt at tin 1,1 .Mastm"- A Contra- 
 
 liiuitl (iiiiilc 'I'lif Conspiracy .M(i\ing Virain -iin 
 
 CIIAITKK XWV. 
 Down Tlironjrh Italy l.y h'ail— Idlin- in I'lorciic,. -Dante iin.l Calilco-An Un- 
 grateful City-l)a/<lin;; (ieneiosity— Wonderful .Mosaics— Tlio Historical 
 Arno—Lost Again— Found Aj^ain, Imt no Fatted Calf Heady -The Leaning 
 Tower of l>isa-TIn- Aneient Duonio--TI.e Ol.l Original First I'.Mulnlinu 
 that Kver Swung— An Hnd'anting Kelio— A N.'W Holy .Seiailelirc— A lielic 
 of Auti(iuity— A Fallen ]{ei.uljli.'— At Legliorn— At llonie Again, and Sat- 
 isfied, on Board tlift Slii[i— Our Vessel an Ol.jeet of Cnive Suspicion— (!eu. 
 (larilialdi Visited— Tlirciits of (.Miarantine I49 
 
 CHAl'TKl}, XXV. 
 
 The "Works of Hankruptcy— liailway (irandenr— How to Fill an Empty Tren.siiry 
 —The Sumptuousnoss of Mother *'hnreli— Kcclcsinsticnl Sidendor-Sragni- 
 lieenceand -Misery— tieneral Execration- lAlore iMagnilicenee-A (iood Word 
 for the Priests— Civita A'ccehia the Dismal— Olf for Rome 15(J 
 
 CHAl'TEll XXX]. 
 
 Tlie ilodern Ronniu on His Travels- The Grandeur of St. Peter's-Holy Relics 
 —Grand View from tlie Dome— The Holy Inquisition— Interesting Old 
 -Afonkish Frauds— The T.'nined Coliseum— The Coliseum in the Days of its 
 Prime— Ancient I'lay-hill of a Colliseum IVrfonnaiice- A Roman Newspaper 
 Criticism 1700 Years Old j 
 
 63 
 
 CHAPTER XXVII. 
 
 IJutehered to Make a Ronniu Holiday"— Tlie Man who Never Complained— An 
 Exasperating Sul)ject--Asinine (iuides— Tlie Roman Catacomhs— The Saint 
 wliose Fen-or P.urst liis Rihs— Tlie Miracle of the RleeJing Heart— The 
 Ljgend of Am Oeli j^ 
 
I'AtltJ 
 
 liiii^ Stii'i- 
 llciii't mill 
 
 tll|lllll'|> oC 
 
 127 
 
 «lit-Tlio 
 
 133 
 
 III' (Irwit 
 Aliro.iil — 
 A <'ipiitra- 
 
 HO 
 
 -All Til- 
 fistoiieiil 
 
 Viidnluni 
 -A l!elic 
 II ml Sat- 
 in— (!eii. 
 
 149 
 
 Trensury 
 — Jragiii- 
 loil Word 
 
 ISO 
 
 ly Ifelics 
 ting Old 
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 L'wspnper 
 
 163 
 
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 'lie Saint 
 lit— The 
 
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 (■OXTKXTN. 
 
 CHAl'TKIt XXVIII, 
 
 xi 
 
 I'.VdK 
 
 riffMr."..|ii.- Huir..is-TIM' L.'g.ml of HioHkt Tli..inin ■ Sorrow Sri,.|itifi.'nlly 
 Aiiiilyz-d-A F.'.stivL'Corni.aiiyor tli<. Dim.!- TIi,. (iivnt Vatirau Museum— 
 Artist SiiiH of OmisHioii— Tli.' i;;ii.i. nf tli.' Sal.in.w-l'aiul rr.)tccfi,)ii of Art 
 -lligli IViicdf "Old MaMti.iV.-Iiiiprov.MlScrii.turc -Snil..of Uaiik of tlio 
 Holy J't'i-soimgcs 111 l.'oriir-Sriilo of Honors Acord.'-l tln-m— Fossilizing— 
 Away for Xni.|cn jg- 
 
 < IIAITKK .NX IX. 
 
 >Xi.lris-!n(.Miaraiitiii,M,t Last— Aiiniiii,i,.tion-ANanK of Mnunt Vesuvius- A 
 Two-CVnt (.■omiui.iiity--T!ic Hlack Sidu of Xeapolitan ('liiUMctcr -Monkish 
 Miiarles— As.rnt of Mount Vesuvius Contimi.Ml The SHang-r an.l tlio 
 Hiifkiiian- Night Vit'w of Xaplcs from tii,. Muuntain-sid.'-Asivnt of V.- 
 
 suviiis Contiiiucd. ,_« 
 
 lo" 
 
 <IIAlTi;H xxx. 
 
 Asc.>nt of Vesuvius Continu.Ml-Il,.autiful Vi.w at Dawn-Less Itcautilul View 
 in the I'.aek Streets -Aseent of Vesuvius Coutinued- -Dwellings a Ilnndred 
 
 lej-tlligh-A .Motley I'n sioii -Hill of Fare for a IVdler's Hivakfast- 
 
 I'rineely Salarios-Aseeiit of Vc.suviu.s C'ontimu-d— An Avera-'e of I'ii.m s— 
 
 The W.mlerful " l!lne(;i„tto" -Vi.it to (Vlel,rat..d I alitles in the Hav 
 
 ol Naides-riie I'oi.soned " (;,otto of tiif Dog "-A IVtiilied Sea of I.ava- 
 llu' Aseent Continued- Tlie Sun.niit Ueaehe.l-Deserii.tion of the Crater- 
 Desrent of Vesuvius 
 
 <'ilAI'TKl! X\XI. 
 T.ie Tluri.d City of l>o„i,,eii-lIow Dwellings Appear that have l.een Unoccupied 
 lor highteen Hundred Years -The Judgment Seat-Desoh.tiou-Tlie Foot- 
 pnnt.sof the Departed-" No Women Admitted "-Theatres, l!akeslioi.s. 
 .Vhoolv, ete. -Skeh.tons Preserved I, v tiie Ashes and Cinders-The Hrave 
 Martyr to Duty-liip A'an Winkk-Tlie IVrishaMe Nature of Fame 200 
 
 fi'Al'TKH XWIl. 
 At Sea Once More-The Pilgrims all Well -Superb Stromholi-Sieily hy Moon- 
 l.ght-beylla and Charylalis-Tlie " O.aele" at Fault-Skirting the Lsles 
 o_t (..vece-Aneient Athens-Iiloekade^l.y (,>uarantinfi and liefused Pern.is- 
 siou to Lnter-liunning the Hloeka,le-A liloodless Afhlnight Adventure- 
 rurmngliol.hersfrom Neeessity-Attenipt to Cany the Aeropolis l.y Storm 
 , '/.'"'t:^'""""' *'"■ ^■^"'^"' »'*''« J'"«t-A World of Ituined S.ulptnre- 
 A J:ury \ i.sion-Fa,no,.,s Loealitie.s-lfetreating in (Joo I Order-Captured 
 U the t.uards-Travelling in Military State-Safe on lioard Again 206 
 
 CHAl'TFU XXXHl. 
 Modern Oreoce-Fallen Greatness-Sailing Through the Archipelago and the 
 Dnrdanelle.s-I.ootpii„t« of History-The First Shod.lv Contractor of whom 
 
Xll 
 
 CONTENTS. 
 
 I'AOE 
 
 History gives niiy .\ccouiit— AixlKpred Hefoio C'oii.stiiiitiiioiilo— Fantastic 
 Fasliioiis— The Ingenious Ooosc-liiinilicr— Maivellms Cnpiilcs— Tl>e Creat 
 Mosque— Tiie TIr sand anil One Coluiuns— Tlie (.iraml IJazaar of Staniboul 216 
 
 (.'HArTEltXXXiV. 
 Scarcity of Jlorals and Whiskey— Slave-Girl JIurkct l!ei ort— Commercial Moral- 
 ity at a Discount— The Slandered I)o<;s of ronstantinople— guestionable 
 Delights of Xewspa iienlom in Turkey- Ingenious Italian Journalism— No 
 More Turkish hunches Desired— The Turkisli ISntli Fraud— The Narghileh 
 Fraud— Jaekplaned liy a Xativi — The Turkish Collce Fraud 22» 
 
 CHAPTKl! XXXV. 
 
 Sailing through the Bosj 'lorus and the I'.ack Sea—" I'ar-Away Moses"— Melan- 
 choly Sebitstopol— Hosiiitaiity 1! 'ceived in llussia -rieasaut English 
 People— Desperate Fighting-ltelie Hunting— How Travelers Form " Tahi- 
 iiets" 231 
 
 
 f 
 
 .4 
 
 5 
 i 
 
 CHAFTKlt XXXVI. 
 Nine Thousand l^IilcpFast-Imitatiou American Town in Russia— Gratitude that 
 
 Came too Late— To Visit the Autocrat of All the Kussias 235 
 
 CHAPTEH XXXVII. 
 
 Summer Homy of Pioyalty— Practising for the Dread Ordeal— Committee on Im- 
 perial Address— Reception by the Emperor and Family— Dresses of the 
 Imperial Party— Concentrated Power— Counting the Spoons— At the Grand 
 Duke's— A Charming Villa— A Kniglnly Figure— The Grand JXuhess— A 
 Grand Ducal Breakfast— I iaker's IJoy, the Famine-Ih'cedcr— Theatriciil 
 Monarchs a Fraud— Saved as by Fire- The Governor (Jeneral's Visit to the 
 Ship— Otfieial "Style"— Aristocratic Visitors—" Munclmusenizing" with 
 Them— Closing Ceremonies .jg- 
 
 CHAPTEl! XXXVIII. 
 Keturn to Constantinople— We sail for Asia— The Sailors Burles(iue the Imjierial 
 Visitors— Amient Smyrna— The " Oriental Splendor" Fraud— The " Pili- 
 lieal Crown of Life"— Pilgrim Prophecy-Savans— Sociable Armenian Girls— 
 A Sweet Reminiscence- -"The Camels are Coming, Ha-ha!" 23.> 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIX. 
 Smyrna's Lions- The 'Martyr Polycarp— The "Seven Churches"— Remains of 
 the Six Smyrnas— Jlysteriims Oyster Mim — t)ysters Seeking Si'cnerv— A 
 
 Millerite Tradition— A Railroad Out of its Sphei 
 
 251 
 
 CHAPTER XL. 
 Journeying Toward Ancient Ephesus— Ancient Aya^salook- Tlie Villainous 
 Donkey— A Fantastic Procession— Bygone Maguificen(;e— Fragments of 
 History— The Legend of the Seven Sleeiiers 
 
 
I'AOE 
 
 uitnstic 
 e (Ireaf 
 amlioul 216 
 
 Moral- 
 ionable 
 in — No 
 i-gliilcli 
 
 Mflaii- 
 'liigli.sli 
 
 '■' CM- 
 
 231 
 
 le that 
 
 rj 
 
 < ONTEXTS, 
 CHAl'TKH XI A. 
 
 XIU 
 
 I'ACK 
 
 Vandalism I'rohibite.l-Au-iy rilgiiins-Ai.pioacl.ing Holy J.aiul !-.Tl,o shrill 
 Note of I'rq.aratiou-l)istrc.ss AUmt Dragomans aii.l Traiisi,„rtatioii-The 
 '• Long Koute" AdoiitcJ— In Syria— Something al.oiit lloiroiit— A Vhnva 
 Spcdmi-ii of aCnM.k " F.'rgnson " -Outlit.s-Hhleou.s Horseflo.sh-l'ilirrim 
 " Stylo"— What of Aladdin's Lamii ! 
 
 '1' 
 
 261 
 
 CJIArTKIl XL] I. 
 
 "Jack.s,>nvilh-," in tl.o Mountains of Lcbanon-Hrcakfasting ahovv a (Ir.nd 
 Panoramu-TIic Vanished (.'ity-Th.' IVniliar Stml, ".r,.rirl„."_The 
 I'llgiim's Progress -IJilde Scenes-Mount Hermon, Josliua's IJattle-Fiokls 
 ete.— The Tomb of Noah— A .Most Unlortunate IVojde ' 
 
 CHAPTKll XLl ; 
 
 ratriarclial Customs-Magnificent Uualbc— Desc'rijitiou of the Kuins-Scribblin- 
 Smithsan.l Joneses-Pilgrim Fidelity to the Letter of the Law- The Itev^ 
 
 268 
 
 trend Fountain of Baalam's Ass. 
 
 2/0 
 
 311 Ini- 
 ot the 
 Grand 
 
 ■ss— A 
 atrical 
 to the 
 ' with 
 
 237 
 
 i]ierial 
 "liib- 
 iirls — 
 
 235 
 
 :n3 of 
 
 •y-A 
 
 251 
 
 unous 
 ts of 
 
 CHAPTEl! XLIV. 
 Extracts From Note-Book-Mahomofs Paradise and the Bilde's-lieautiful Di 
 mascus, the Oldest City on Earth-Oriental Scenes within tiie Curious 01,1 
 
 ill 
 
 iaere- 
 rs 
 
 City-Damascus Street Car-The Story of St. Paul-The " Street ('allea 
 Straiglif-Mahomet's Tomb and St. ( !eorge's-The Christian Massacre- 
 Mohammedan Dread of Pollution-The House of Naamau-Tho Horro.. 
 ol Leprosy 
 
 276 
 
 CHAPTER XL\'. 
 
 The Cholerr.by way of Viriety-Hot-.\nother Outlandish Procession-lVn-and- 
 
 nk hotograph of " Jonesborough," Syria-Tomb of Nimrod, the Mighty 
 
 Huner-lhe Stateliest liuin of All-Stepping Over the Ik^rders of Soil 
 
 Land-Ba hing m the Sources of Jordan-More "Specimen" Hunting- 
 
 Lu-ns of Cesarea.Philippi_"On this Kock Will I Build n.y Church"-The 
 
 eople the D.scples Knew-The Noble Steed " 15aalbec"-Sentimental 
 
 Horse Idolatry of the Arabs ""-"i.u 
 
 283 
 
 CHAPTEK XLVI. 
 
 Dan- Bashan— (Jenessaret— A Notable Pan 
 Scraps of History 
 
 orama— Smallness of Palestine 
 
 Sempsot History -Character of the country-Bedouin Shepherds-Glininses 
 o tie Hoary Past-Mr. Grimes's Bedouins-A Battle-GrJund of Joshua- 
 Ihat Soldiers Alanm-r of Fighting-Bar.k's Bnttle-The Necessity of Un- 
 learnnr,' Some Things— Desolation.. 
 
 291 
 
'' I 
 
 I I 
 
 I' i 
 
 XIV 
 
 CO>fTENT,S. 
 
 CHAPTER XLVII. 
 
 Jack s AJvon uro-Josoph-s Tit-TLe Story of Jo-soph-Joseph's Maguaninntv 
 
 ^V].y A\ e did not Sail o., Oalilee-About C'ai.ernaun.-Conn.n.ing the Savi- 
 our.s IJrotliew and .Si.stm-,Iounu.yin- toward Magdala 05- 
 
 CHAPTKK XLVIII. 
 Curious Si,e..i,.,..ns of Art and Archit.cture-rul.lic Reooptiou of tlu- Pilgi-in^s 
 -^^■y Magdal™ s House Tih.ias and it. Queer l„.,al.itant.-The ^^crod 
 bea ot Galilee— Galilee by Night 
 
 CHAI'TKIJ XLIX. 
 
 '"'"'^tlrT'cr-^: Appirition-A Distinguished Panoran.a-Thc Last 
 Battle 01 the Crusades-Tlu- Story of tlu- Lord of Kerak-Mouut Tahor- 
 A\hat one Sees roui its Top-A Memory of a Wonderful Garden-The 
 
 House of Deborah the Prophetess 
 
 0I3 
 
 CHAPTKl! I,. 
 
 To.v-a.-a Xazareth-Bitten by a Canud-Grotto of the Annunciation. Xazaretli- 
 ^oted (.rottoes in General-Joseph's Workshop-A saered Bowlder-The 
 Fountain of tlu- \ irgin-Questionabie Female Beauty- Literary Curiosities 320 
 
 CHAPTER LL 
 Tlie IBoyhood of the Saviour-Unseemly Ant ios of Sober Pilgrims-Home of the 
 ^'^IJ^t^'T^T-''^'^:^^'}-^-^ ^""P"^- Oriental Pieture-Hibli- 
 
 cal Meta],ho.s Becoming steadily More Intelligil.le-The Shunem Mirade- 
 IJie I'ree Son of the Desert "—Ancient .lezreel- 
 Samaria and its Famous Sier'o 
 
 -Jehu's Achievemonts- 
 
 327 
 
 CHAPTER LIL 
 
 ''''t2''''^Z\AT ^'''^^«^-^-"~'^''« Oldest « First Fam.Iv - o„ 
 Earti-llu Okies Manus.;npt Extant-The (Jenuine Tond. of Joseph- 
 JacobsUell_Shiloh-Camping.ith the Arabs-Jaed,'s Ladde.-Aore 
 Desdation-Ramah, Beroth, the Tomb of Samuel, the Fountain of Re' „" 
 Impatieuce-Appv. aching Jenisalem-The Holy City in Sight-Xotin^ its 
 Prominent Features-Domiciled Within the Saered Walls ! _ 
 
 CHAPTER LIIL 
 "The Joy of the Whole Earth "-Description of Jerusulem-Chureh of the 
 Hol> Sepulchre The Stone of rnction-The Grave of Jesus-Graves of 
 Nieodenius and Joseph of Arimathea-Plaees of the Apparition-The Ih.d 
 
 orch.t..-..Thecent;:^i;e'i::^:c:^;rr;--^^^^^^^ 
 
 336 
 
 i*# 
 
I'AGK 
 
 gniiuiiiiity 
 
 ^'ilgrinis— 
 
 the Savi- 
 
 297 
 
 Pilgrims 
 he Sacred 
 
 .30G 
 
 riie Last 
 
 Tabor— 
 
 Icii-The 
 
 513 
 
 .zarptli — 
 ler— Tlio 
 iriosities 320 
 
 ic of the 
 — liibli- 
 iracle — 
 uents— 
 
 ly on 
 iseph — 
 — llore 
 
 
 CHAP T E R I . 
 
 Foil moutlis tlie great Pleasure Excursion to Europe ami tlie Holy 
 Liuul was chatted about in the newspapers everv where in Auierio'i 
 mi.l (hscnssecl at countk^ss tiresides. It was a novelty in the way of 
 Ji,xcursions_its like had not been tliou-lit of befoi-e, and it coni,.elle.l 
 that interest which attractive novelties always command. It was to be 
 a pic-nic on a gigantic scale. The i)articipants in it, instead of frei-htin-^ 
 an ungainly steam ferry-boat with youth and beauty and ..ies and doucd,' 
 nuts, and paddling up some obs(7ure creek to disembaVk upon a <'rassy hnvn 
 and wear themselves out with a long summer day's laborious frolickin- 
 under the impression that it was fun, were to' sail away in a -rea't 
 steamship with flags flying and cannon pealing, and take a royal ]io?iday 
 beyond the broa.l ocean, in many a strange clime and in many a land 
 .•enowned in history I They were to sail for months over th^ breezy 
 Atlantic and the sunny Mediterranean ; they were to scamper about tli'e 
 decks by day, hlhng the ship with shouts and laughter-oV read novels 
 and poetry m the shade of the smoke-stacks, or watch for the ielly-fisli 
 and the nautilus, over the side, and the shark, the whale, and other 
 .strange monsters of the deep ; and at night they were to dance in the 
 opsn air, on the upper deck, in the midst of a ball-room that stretched 
 from horizon to horizon, and was domed by the bending heavens and 
 lighted l,y no meaner lamps than the stars and the magidficent moon^ 
 dance, and promenade, an.I smoke, and sing, and make love, and search 
 the skies for coiuitellations that ne\er associate with the " Bi.r Dinner " 
 they were so tired of : and they were to see the ships of twenty navies- 
 the custonis aiul costumes of twenty curious peoples-the grelit cities of 
 half a world-they were to hobnob with nobility and hohl friend 1 ton 
 
 ::^tyt^ *"^' ^•""^^^' ^'™"^ ^^°-"^«' '""' ^'- --"'*-' 'oi-rof 
 
 Itwas^abrave conception; it was the ofisining of a most iiK'enioM^ 
 ).rain. It was well advertised, but it hardly ^'needed t t^fe ,o 
 originality, he extraordinary character, the seductive nature md he 
 yastness of the enteiin- se provoked comment every wliore an ad ertis d 
 
 in every household m the land. Who could i-ead the ..ro^ramme of 
 the excursion without longing to make one of the pai-ty ? ^ I w^ SLrt 
 it Jiere. It is amo.Bt u^ ^-i^-i .... « » * •; . . ^ "i" insert 
 
 could be better : 
 
 good as a map. A,s a text for this book, notl 
 
 iinj: 
 
18 
 
 A SKDl (TIVK I'liCHiKAMMK. 
 
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 AND IXTKILMEDIATK POINTS oF INTMIJKST. 
 
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 A lii'st-i'l;i,s-i sti'iiiiipr, ti)li(t uinlcr liisowii coiiiiu.'i;ii 
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 easily iiiaili; n]i in 
 
 th 
 
 i';l With every neei'ssary (■oint'cnt, iiii'linliii'^' liinarv ami 
 
 The steamer will lie proviil 
 iiiiisieal iiistrnnienis. 
 
 All exiicrii'iieed ]ihysieian will lie on lioard. 
 
 i.eaviiii,' Xi'w York about .hiiie 1st, 11 iniddh; and iileasant route will he take 
 aeross tlie Atiantie, iind ]iassiii,if tl)rnne,!i the ,;,n-ouii of A/.ores, St. .Mii'hael will 1 
 reaehed in about ten days. A day or two will lie spent liere, eiijovin',' tl 
 
 )e 
 
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 islaml 
 
 le irint am 
 
 Uiive or lour dav.- 
 
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 u 
 
 A day or two will lie s)>eiit liere in loo!<in,'j; over the wonderrul .suhterraii 
 
 l.eations, perinissioii to visit tliese .i;al!eries bein^ readilv olitained. 
 
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 From (iibraltar, 1 
 
 ie:!ehe( 
 
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 ininiii,!:,' .don;' tin' eoasts of Spain and Fraiii 
 
 -Marseille 
 
 iree days. Here ample time will be f,dv-ii not only to look over tl 
 
 u-iaeii was founded six linndred years before the Christian er 
 
 ill 
 leeitv, 
 
 i(! 
 
 tlie iinest of the kiml in the .\lediter 
 
 1, and its artilicial port, 
 
 ibit: 
 
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 d til. 
 
 intifnl city of 1 
 
 wlii(di, oil a elear day, 
 
 wlio may wisli to extend tlie time at IV,!' 
 
 Swifzeriand, rejoin tlie steamer at (leiioa. 
 
 ranean, but to visit Paris dnriiii,' tlu' i^'reat 
 yons, lyin;,' intermediate, from tlie hei,i,'lits of 
 
 '11. I'assenirer.s 
 
 t IJhim.' and the Aljis ean be distimtl 
 
 IS ean uo so, ai, 
 
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 Kissiii'' dnwii tiirouiili 
 
 V 
 
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 rirseilles to ( 
 
 'portnnity to look over tliis 
 
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 lave an 
 
 ol Coluinbns, twelve miles oli', over a beautiful n.a 
 this jioint, exenrsions may be nnnle to Milan, l/ikesL'i 
 
 laces," and visit the birthphtee 
 built by Na])ole(m 1. Kroin 
 . . lit", 1/ilvesL'oaio and ,Mai,'uion', (U'to .Milan, 
 
 \evoiia, (lamons for its extraordinary fortilications,) I'adna, and Venice. ( tr, if 
 liassen^eis desire to visit I'arnia (famous for Conviiirio's frescoes,) and liohK'na, they 
 can by rail go on to I'lorenee, and rejoin the steamer at I.e;diorn, tlrasTnendini' 
 about tlivee weeks amid tlie cities most famous for art in Italy." ' " 
 
 _ From (Iciini tlie run to Leglmni will be nia.le along the coast in one ni-lit, and 
 time. appriiU'iatcd to this iioint in which to visit Florence, its iialaces and galle'ries ; 
 Pisa, its Cathedral and "Leaning Tower," and Lucca and its baths, and Itoniaii 
 amphillieatre ; Floreii.ie, the most remote, bi ing disiant livrail about sixty miles. 
 
 Frmu Leghorn to Na|ile.s, (.■ailing at Civiia A'eccuia to' land any wlio "inav invfer 
 to go to IJome fro;n that point,) the distance will lie made in about thiitv-si.x' lioura ■ 
 the route will lay along the coast of Italy, elo.se by Cajirera, Fiba, and Corsiea.' 
 .Arrangements have been made to take on hoard at Leghorn a pilot for (lanrera, and 
 it iiraetieable, a (-all will be n^ade there to visit tlu' home of (l.iribaldi. ' 
 
 IJonie, [by rail] llereulanenm, I'ompcii, Vesuvius, Virt^Ml's tomb, and possililv, 
 the ruins of I'a'stnin, can be visited, as well as the beautiful siirronndin 
 and its charming bav. 
 
 ,'s of Xa))ies 
 
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 Uie next point of interest will be ralermo, the most laautiCul citv of Sieilv 
 
 liiidi will 
 
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 bed 
 
 m one night fr,)m 
 
 Xi 
 
 A da 
 
 eaviiig in the evening, the . /lurse will be taken towards Ath 
 the north coast of Sicily, passing thnnigh th 
 
 It le 
 
 and 
 
 ikU-tllin- 
 
 Ion; 
 
 in si.ght of Stroniboli and Vuh'ini, both a<'tiv(^ volciina.s, tlirundi t 
 
 }>l 
 
 essina, wi 
 
 th 
 
 •Vila ■ on the oin 
 
 hand and " Ch 
 
 east eoa.st of Sicily, and in siglit of ]\limnt .t 
 
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 th. 
 
 •,tiia, a 
 
 long tl:e .sontli coast of Ita 
 
 .Lolian l.'-Ies, 
 'traits of 
 along the 
 
 west nml simth coast ol' (;rce(!e, in sight of ancient (.'ivte, u 1 Athens ( 
 
 tlio 
 
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 il' rti'riiiiniio luting 
 
 II whii'Ii will Ik- 
 
 licsliiji's caiiai-ity. 
 
 iiiiiilt; u|i in tliis 
 
 iiiliu'' liiiiiii'v iMul 
 
 Itf will lie t:ikcn 
 
 .Mii'liacl will be 
 
 w'A the iVuit and 
 
 iraltar reached in 
 
 litriranoous I'orti- 
 
 MarsciHcs will Ik; 
 iiok o^■('l• the city, 
 its artilji-ial jiort, 
 lurini,' the gi-fiit 
 ini tlic hci,i,']it.s of 
 ecu. Passengers 
 <j^ diiwn tlirongli 
 
 .sts will have an 
 -;it tlie birthplace 
 pojeiju 1. Frt.ni 
 lore, or to Milan, 
 A'eniee. < »r, it" 
 id l!olo;,'na, they 
 1, thus siieniling 
 
 ' one iii;;!it, and 
 es and /.jalleries ; 
 iths, and b'onian 
 it sixty miles, 
 who may jirefer 
 hirty-six hoiira ; 
 la, and Corsica, 
 or Caprcra, and, 
 di. 
 
 ), aul |ii>ssibly, 
 riiiigs ol' Xapics 
 
 1 I'ity of l^icily, 
 .s;)e:it liere, and 
 
 of .llolian If-les, 
 h the >S traits of 
 other, along the 
 ast of Italy, the 
 IS Old I', an<l into 
 
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 ..., arriving in about foi-ty-eight hours from At!,;,!' ' ■"'''"" "'"'"' 
 
 .Alter leaving C•.Ml^tantinol,|e, ihe way will be taken out tliroirdi the b..".,-r.,i 
 
 tions, and batllc-lields of tl e ( 'r ,m^ X' e^i 'ahro. ? ? t '" If ' "''"■'" 
 .t Consta„tiiu,,de to take in any who m "l ,,v^ . S^ ^\ :„; 1 1 "^^^ 
 
 hroughthe_SeaofMarn.oraandti.el)ardane!les,al,,ngt .^°t ™ 
 l.yduin Asia, to Sinynia, which willlaMvached in two or tu'> "h /, i i V '^ 
 <;onst:n.tinoi,le. A sniiicient stay will be niade he e^^^^. ) ' "li , ^'^: '?! ii^'^ 
 I'-l'lK'-'iiS iiltv miles distant bv nil ' pii-uiiu, ot >.'i-.:i.^ 
 
 J'roni Smyrna twards t!,e Holy Land tlie co.use wilMav trron-h t',.> <;, .-in. 
 .\.ch pelago, clo^: by th. Isle of l>atmos, along the coast, of A^ia, " ^ n^ I'-n, h,' i^ 
 .ii;d the sle ol ( y,,rns. iieirout will i,e reached in three dav^ At U^',.; t '?' 
 wi 1 be given to visit l)a,naseus ; alter which tile steamer will^^em t J^ , '"'" 
 
 1 101, .Jop.,a, ,I..nis:dc!n, tlie Uivcr dorian, the Sea of TiiM-iias, \-vareth JJ ■ ' h.- v 
 
 ss n^ t ""-y I'^V" IM-clerred to make til., journey f,J,n Iieirout ',W-.-.,/, fl t- c • -^^ 
 and tlie .Va ol I iberias, can rejoin tiie steamer ' '"•'i-io..iu 
 
 J-eavmg.loppa, the next point of interest to visitwill be Alexandria, whi. ', -vi'l bo 
 
 P 
 th 
 
 I'rom Alexandria the route will be taken homcu-anl cillo,...,t \l,lt, <■ .r • • 
 N.nhnia,, and l-arnia ,in Majorica,) all maguilicent h H : M:; L ^ U^ !:;,W!:' 
 
 and alioundiiig 111 Iruits. "O coainung -■ eneiy, 
 
 A day or two will be sp/nt at each i.laee, and lea-iu- i'lnna i,. fl„. »--, • 
 
 -jf^^dn^'^ISitc,:;:;;™;;;-;:::;^^^ 
 
 -lislant, and (iil,.iltar readied in about tw'ntvS lll^l'J"' ^""" ' ''"' "' '■"^'' "^' ^^^'^ 
 Asiay „1 one day will l,e made here, and tiie vca...;.. c„:, tinned h. M.'e..,-, „ ^i ,,, 
 Xvill be reached 111 about tiireu da vs. CanMin .Vairv tt wr^te- • I 1 , "i I 
 
 spa on te globe which .. innci, astonishes .J'^ilil^l! il^^ ,J i;.;:; ';':-- 
 
 ««.„ti,.„,,, „,„,,i,v:,,i;;.Li;;;','„i ■ '"■" '" "■■•' '''"'-="" "•■""'"■■ '■■•' « 
 
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 20 
 
 EXROIiLKD AMO\(; THK 
 
 .SELK(T. 
 
 ciigiigcil, nml no passage considi-red ungagi'il until ten per cent, of tliu pnssago money 
 is deposited with tlie troasurer. 
 
 rasseiigei's can remain on board of tlie steamer, at all ports, if they desire, without 
 additional expense, mid all boating at tlie expense of the ship. 
 
 All passages must be paid for when taken, in order that the most perfect 
 nrrangenu-nts be made for starting at the appointed time. 
 
 A]iplieations lor passage must be apjiroved by the committee before tickets are 
 issued, and can 1)c made to the undersigned. 
 
 Articles of interest or curiosity, procured by the passengers during the voyage, may 
 }m brought home iii the steamer free of charge. 
 
 Five dollars jier day, in gokl, it is believed, will lie a fair calculation to make for 
 «// travelling cxi'enscs on shore, and at the various points wlicre passengers may wish 
 to leave the steamer for daj-s at a time. 
 
 The trip can be extended, ami the route (.'hanged, by idiaiiimous vote of the pas- 
 Kcni'crs. 
 
 l;. K. G''*»»*, Treasurer. 
 
 CHAS. C. DUNCAN, 
 
 117 W.vi.i. SriiKKT, Ni:w Youk. 
 
 C'd.MMITTEl'. oX Al'I'I.KJ.VriONs. 
 
 ,1. T. H*'*^^*'. K.S,,,. It. 1{. (;«♦••♦, Esy., c. C. DUNCAN. 
 
 C(>.mmitti:e u.v sklkctin(i STKAirici!, 
 
 ('Arr. W. W. S****, Sun-cijor for Board of ('ndmrriliirs. 
 C. \\\ (;"*'*«***, Coiimlliwi Emjiiwr for I'. S. and Cirnadn. 
 J. T. H.«*'-*, Es(,. 
 C. C. DUNCAN. 
 
 r. S. — Tiie very beautiful and substantial side wlieel steamship " (^aokcr Uift/" 
 lias been chartered for thi' occasion, and will leave New York, -hine Sth. Letters 
 bavo been issued l)v the governmi'iit commemliiig the party to courtesies ul)road. 
 
 I M 
 
 What was there Lickinj^ about that j)i'ogi-ainiiie, to make it perfectly 
 irresistible ? Notliing, t])at any finite miml could di.scov(>r. Pari.s, 
 Euglauil, Scotland, Switzerland, Italy — Claribahli ! Tlie Grecian archi- 
 pelago ! Vesuvius I Constantinople I Smyrna 1 The Holy Laud ! 
 .Egypt and " our friends tlie Bevmudians I" People in Europe desirin"' 
 to join the Excursion — contagious sickness to be avoided — boating at the 
 expense of tlie ship — i)hysician on board — the circuit of the globe to be 
 made if the [lasseugers unanimously desire it— the com[)any to be rigidly 
 selected by a pitiless " Committee on Applications " — the vessel to be as 
 j-igidly selected by a pitiless " Conmiittee on Selecting Steamer." Human 
 nature could not withstand these bewildering temptations. I hurried to 
 the Treasurer's otHce and deposited my ten per cent. I rejoiced to know 
 that a few vacant state-rooms were still left. I did avoid a critical 
 pei-sonal examination into my character, by that bowelless conmiittee, 
 but I referred to all the people of liigli standing I could think of in the 
 -community who would be least likely to know anytliing about me. 
 
 Shoi-tly a sup])lementary ])rogrannne was i.ssued which set forth that 
 the Plymouth Collection of Hymns would be used on board the ship. 
 1 tlieu 2)aid the balance of m}' passage money. 
 
EXHOLLKD AMDXC THK '• SELECT.'* 
 
 It 
 
 the passrtgo money 
 
 ley desire, without 
 
 tlie most perfect 
 
 befoiv tickets nve 
 
 g the voyage, may 
 
 lation to make for 
 sseiigcrs may wish 
 
 lit vote of tile pis- 
 :v, Xkw YoiiK. 
 
 . V. DUNCAN, 
 
 > "(Jinikrr di/i/" 
 uiifi «tl(. F.etters 
 tesies abroad. 
 
 ake it perfectly 
 icov(!r. Paris, 
 i Grecian arclii- 
 Holy Laud ! 
 Europe desiring 
 —boating at the 
 the globe to be 
 ay to be rigidly 
 vessel to be as 
 nior.'* Human 
 1. I hurried to 
 yoiced to know 
 Lvoid a ciitical 
 ess committee, 
 ;hiidc of in the 
 ibout lue. 
 I set forth that 
 board the ship. 
 
 I Mus |.rovided with a receipt, and duly and otKeialiv acce|)ted a.s an 
 excursionist. There was happiness in that, l)ut it was tame compared 
 to tlie novelty of being " .select." 
 
 Tills supiileinentary programme also in.structed the excursionists to 
 provide them.selves with ligiit musical in.struinents foi- amu.sement in tlie 
 shij) ; with saddles for Syrian travel ; green sp.'ctacles and iimbrclias • 
 veils for Egypt ; and substantial clothing to use in rough pilLrrimiziii" iii 
 the Ploly Land. Furthermore, it was suggested that although the slm.'s 
 hbi'ary would aii'ord a fair amount of reading matter, it would still bo 
 well if each pa.ssenger would provide himself with a few guide-books n 
 Bible and some standard works of travel. A list was apj.ended, which 
 consisted clnetly of books relating to the Holv Laud siiic.> tlh^ If.jly 
 was part of the excui>iion and seemed to be its main f.^atuiv. 
 
 Rev. Henry Waul Beecher was to have accompanied the ev.Hvlition 
 but urgent duties obliged him to give up the id.M. Tiu.TO wei- otlan- 
 pass-ngers who could have been spared better, and v.'„v.ld liav." been 
 span'.l nion; willingly. Lieut. Gen. Sherman was to have bcsMi of tho 
 parly, also, l)ut the Indian war compelled his presence on the plaiin V 
 pojiular actress ha<l entered her name on the .ship's books, but .sometluii" 
 interfered, and .s/w couldn't go. Tlie "Drummer Bov of the Potomac" 
 deserted, and lo, we had never a celebrity left '. 
 
 However, we were to have a " l)atterv of -ui;:s " from th,., Vavy 
 Department, (as ])er advertisement,) to be u.sed in ;uis\n.., in-' loval s^bites • 
 and the document furnished by the St^cretarv of the Navy ' wjiieli v.s 
 to make -Gen Sherman and party " welconie gue.sts i„ the courts and 
 camps ot t le ( hi U orld was still left to us, though both .loeument a'ml 
 batte ,; I think, were shorn of som(,what of their original aug;i.,t i.ro- 
 lK.rtmns, Ho^yever, ha.l not we the seductive programme, still, with 
 Its iaris. Its (.onstantuioj.Ie. Smyrna, Jerusalem. Jericho, and - .„n- 
 friends the Bermudians >" What did we care ' 
 
I' 
 
 4 
 
 
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 1 1 
 
 
 
 (.v'A^^l()^■Al,i<^^ dui-in-' th- M 
 
 >\'!(Il-StlCct t 
 
 iowin^' liidiit!!. I (lix)i)].c(l in at 11 
 
 () iii(;i;ivi' Ikav the ivi.airinn; niid ivn!nii;-iiiiiii.M>f t! 
 
 vesHcl -.vas colli hignii ; huv,- a.dditiins to the pa>iscii;;fr list \\ 
 
 liuv.' 
 
 4\!lli 
 
 iiiaiiv 
 
 1 
 
 1 
 
 ti 
 
 t' ii'ir.iiiitt'.'c 
 
 erf <]('(r('Hii' 
 
 t-rc avtMatrui' 
 
 JIOC 
 
 M'hct. 
 
 vvvvy (lav 
 
 Vv-f'n- ti) J 
 
 tni^])lll■; ill suiT(-xv and triliulatioii. 1 wan -Ird to know tl'iat ^^ 
 
 oi;;' (I'.VH. 
 
 i:\V'' a liuh: ]>rintin,'4' l'i<>:« on lioai'd and i^ 
 
 to k'ari) that our j;iano, our i^arlor oi; 
 
 ■au' a dan\- lunv.sMant'i 
 
 ui and oui 
 
 of 
 
 la^lod.vu v-cic toi- rh- l-rst instruments '(,f tlio kind that could in- had 
 
 uiioi)';' oi'.r (weursionists 
 
 Ml tac inark'.t. J Ava.^ |>roud to observe tliat 
 
 voro TJaci 
 
 iinistt-T^ of IJ! 
 
 kdii-.' 
 
 ainnii; ii-,,-) ui' '• Pn I; 
 
 ('■os);c 
 
 .^ovi'rai n\i!i(.;iv 
 
 (nyht doctor 
 
 s. hixtccn or cvihtccii 
 
 Mid uaNal chieftains v,-itli soiindin;:- title: 
 
 ' CV'.M.X 
 
 rissjoMOi! <;r t: 
 
 AND AkIMC 
 
 caroiuiiv 
 
 of t! 
 
 j.rei. 
 
 ihnndi 
 cd niv; 
 
 son 
 
 ■niL 
 
 Oi 
 
 vartor.s Kind 
 
 an 
 
 d 
 
 '•ntl 
 
 MTK]) fv 
 aftei' hi 
 
 ■ATKS 
 
 Amk 
 
 IMCA TO 
 
 •If to take rutJier a luick 
 
 Ma.iae in one ;'A\fiil 
 
 ieac m tiia 
 
 einau wlio 
 
 'A uo 
 
 l)las 
 
 ail 
 I had 
 
 •K, Asia. 
 t : 1 had 
 
 tlu'uudi tl 
 
 ,e uncoininoniy select n'.at( rial tliat vouhl alone 1 
 
 ,sh 
 
 ip, iHcanse 
 
 jiernntted to p 
 
 luvs'.'it to ex] 
 
 10 eaiiK'isey. of tiiat ccnimittee on credentials; I had scliuolcd 
 
 nr 
 
 'laA 
 
 t< 
 
 :-t tl 
 
 ■m naposni,:;- array of iiiiiitarv and Jiaval heroes, and tc 
 
 l)t 
 
 at iKWK seat sli 
 
 p; luit I sttite iVanklv that I 
 
 turther hack in ci;iise(juenc( 
 
 til 
 
 I f'U unde 
 that 
 
 was' 
 
 of it. 
 
 1 unprcjiarod for f/iis crushe 
 
 uiav 
 
 ir, II 
 
 hnr ; ituhir iwalandie a torn and a hlidited tliint:. I said 
 
 |Kj!:ei:i:irc v/r/.',s/ y;o over in our slii 
 
 must— hut tiiat to my thinkintc, 
 necessary to slmuI a dis^'nitai-v of t-ia.t toiii 
 
 Avluii the r 
 
 nice 
 
 I. \\ Jiy 
 
 •'•ta 
 
 I su) 
 
 iposeii 
 1, 
 
 Jie 
 
 AS considered it 
 
 } 
 
 •L- 
 
 trer t.istt 
 
 ■.ut 
 
 1 safer, u 
 
 Ki;j-e acr()>;s tlio ooeau. it 
 
 would 
 
 Kectieiw. in several s] 
 
 uKe Iniii a]:art 
 
 cait him o\er ii 
 
 Ull! 
 
 JUi. if 1 liad only known. 1] 
 
 li' ins mission had aothu 
 
 and 
 colk 
 
 jiecuJi 
 the ;• 
 D 
 
 K'li, l/iat lie v>-as oidv a cei 
 
 i:;aoii narrta! 
 
 't::i.;- of 
 
 ig more overpowerin;,' ahoul it than the 
 
 Indlf: 
 
 S'^eos, and uncor.mion vams rani i xtr; 
 
 •Oi. 
 
 -laitiisoniaii in.^iit 
 
 fur that 
 
 ordinar\' ca 
 
 hliaii 
 
 ,es and 
 
 T 
 
 poor, useli-'ss, iunoc^mc. mihlewed old fossil. 
 
 :i'. 
 
 tha-. 
 
 A\ouid ha\e 
 
 riU' 
 
 radilo mouth l 1 
 
 once in }nv 
 
 IJISKC 
 
 felt S'l much ndieved 
 
 the ! 
 
 ni 
 
 '.-er 
 
 tiody Wi.s >j;ouig to Lurojie — I, too, was 
 
 E 
 
 l>od 
 
 Paris £.\j'ositio! 
 
 !je drjiLUi: 
 
 iX v.'i 
 
 :h tl 
 
 ha]ipiuess of being for 
 .a tide of a great ])Opul:ir movement. 
 
 y v;as ^oni 
 
 ,i,oing to Eu.ro];e 
 
 .vl,\ei'\- 
 
 o the fa.moe.s I>aris Exj csition— I, too, was going to the 
 
 The ,st 
 
 ea.utsini) 
 
 IKS we)'{> cavi'TU-g Americans or;t 
 
Mil. nr.rciiKH's oimxkjn. 
 
 I'ol>]ir(l ill iit 117 
 J!Mlisiliu,ir of till' 
 
 were ii\Triii,'iiij:;' ; 
 1( ct," t'Vt'fy (liiy, 
 to know tlKit Avc 
 tliiily na\v»j)iiper 
 or oi'}!;;!u nnd our 
 liat i.'(,!il(I ))(' liad 
 iM- ('.\cuvsiouists 
 ('('11 or ('iu'litccii 
 iidin;;- titles, an 
 itlcman wlioliad 
 ) Kiiio;'!:, Asia. 
 \\ blast : 1 liad 
 la.t .ship, hfcansf 
 )ei'n\itt(^d to jir.ss 
 ; I had sclioolfd 
 id heroes, and to 
 leiice of it. may 
 .s- eiiisliev. 
 d tiling. J said 
 
 I Kn{<j;<j:i(-d he 
 .t!i c'oiisiileied it 
 
 (;cea!i, it would 
 irt him o\ir in 
 
 '(.liiiiiun nioi'tal, 
 luul it than the 
 I'y cabbages and 
 cwed old fossil, 
 ieved. 
 
 LOSS of being for 
 alar luoveuient. 
 Liurope. Every 
 kvas going to tlu- 
 ri'.orioaiiH or.t o!' 
 
 the \anoiisiMa't:. of the e^auitry at (he rate of four orii'.e ,huii,ui'i , 
 week- in the aggregate. If | „„.t a dozen individuals, diiriii ' that 
 month, who were not going to Knro;,e shortly. 1 have no distinct reaiei,,. 
 bran... of It now. I walked about tho city a good .h'al with a V(M,n.. 
 Mr. Jducher, who was booked for the excu.-sion. He was eoniidin'." 
 good-natured, unsophisticated, eoiiipauioiiabh' ; lait he was notHi nan, U, 
 set the river on tire. H- had the nio.st ( .vtr;ua-dinarv u..ri,M.s about this 
 huro|.can e.xodn.s, and came at h.st to consider the vsliole nation as imck 
 g up tor emigration to France. We stepp, d into a store in liroadwav 
 
 hief. i',n,l \\h,.j| (I,. 
 
 'i^an ('(add n. >. 
 
 n.atiun ur- 
 
 m 
 
 one day, where he bought a haud'ce-'c 
 make cliange, .Mr. .15. su'ul : 
 
 "Never mind, I'll hand it to y,.., in iViis." 
 
 " ibit 1 am n(;t goin-- to Par's." 
 
 " How is -wha;; did I under.itand vou to aar f 
 
 " 1 s lid I Mm noi g(jiiig- to Paris." 
 
 "Not going to /Vm/ Not.^-w..ll t'a'u, wher 
 you g ling r 
 
 " iVowiiere at ail." 
 
 '• Xot any v,-]u:r(- whatsoever ?— not any place on earth but this '" 
 
 ' ^ot any plaeo at all but just tliis-stay here all summer." 
 J^y c(jnirade t(,ok hi>. purchase .md wallced out ..f the store wiiiiout a 
 ^: ;i '■';^' (Hit with an inp.red hu.k ui.on Ids (.-antcmamv. C,. ,h, 
 
 •street apiece ho broke sdenee and said impres.sivelv , '• it wis a li • ' th- t 
 IS my opinion of it .'" .' - '- »— <i lu rn. t 
 
 1 J';/;;V''l'"^rf *V"^' '' ■ ^^h> --■•-ady to recdve her pa.s. n.vrs 
 1 vas intro uce.| to lie young gentleman who was to b. mv room nmte 
 am i(;un hm. to b. intelligent, cheerful of spirit, :Jm^yTli 
 
 N:.' ';,;.• :^;.!;ir' !'f"^'*'.r^f!'-'''f^'' "»'l ^^--'-derfuny goodmatured. 
 ^o. an., passenger dait sailed m the Qmd-cr ('it,, u l! witldmld hi- 
 
 it !m^ '] I ''" • ^i^;'""'"-'' ^r'^'- " -'!"^v .bcks." It had two berths 
 m.t,a(.,sual .h^add.ght, a sink with a wash-bowl in it and a 'on,.. 
 ^.mpt,u..dy eushmned locker, whicli was to do ser^ ice as a sc^l , J .' ly' 
 and partly as a hnhng-phice f\.r our things. Notwithstandiie. ■, 1 fl^i: 
 
 lai , foi a ship s state-room, and was in everv wav satis.actory 
 
 Jhe vessel M-as appointed to sail on a cnlaiu i^kurdav earlV in dune 
 A little aft-^r noon, on that distingidslied Saturdav, iVeache^l L hio 
 and .vent on board. All was bu.stk^ and confusion 111,. ve -ei t t 
 J-mirk before, somewhere.] The pier was crowd<^d w i c Ha^^s ni 
 ^un ; passengers Moi^ arriving and hurrying on b(=ard • e C ? 
 
 drizzliui 
 
 e traveling costuTn(>s, M-cre moj.in-; abcnt lu ■< 
 lam and lookmg as droopy and wo.sbegone as ;so many moltinu' 
 
 cmekens. The o-allant flmr tiou ,, 
 
 -i-iii- r,<oi,un nag AWIS ll|,. 1,111 II was 1111,1'... (1.^ ^-..,n j. ,. , , 
 
 hnn, hmp and disheartened by thi mast. Alf^Jher.'!; .^i: ti^ Mu;!"! 
 
 !t it was n?id"!' tli^- s'-e'l" *■( 
 
L If 
 
 If 
 
 li' 
 
 'J4 
 
 '* (AST OKK. 
 
 n ;i|l1 
 
 l)lufKt siioctadc 1 1 1 was n iilt-usiiiv excursion -tlu-re wu.s no guinsiiying 
 that, luscauHt^ tlio pro^'ranniie Haiti ho — it was so iiouiinattnl in tliw bond — 
 Imt it surely liiidu't tlii! ^'cneral aNpect (,f one. 
 
 Finally, aUove the lian;,'in;,', auil runihlini,', laid slioutinjL,', and iiisHing 
 of Ht«ani','ran;,' the ordei- to "east oH" I" a HinUlen runh to the gangways 
 -a seaiMjiering usliore of visitors — a revolution of tla* wheels, and w« 
 were oil" the [lie-nie was Ix'gnn 1 Two very mild cheers went up from 
 the drii)i)ing crowd on the pier ; we answei-ed them gently from the 
 slijiliery (h'cks ; the Hag made an etl'ort to wave, and failed ; the " hattery 
 <if guns" spake not ---the annnunition was out. 
 
 We steamed down to the foot of tlie Jiarinn- and came, to anchor. It 
 was still raining. An<l not only iviining, but storming'. '• Outside" we 
 c(ndd see, ourselves, that there was a ti'enienchais sea on. We must Ha 
 still, in the calm harboi', till the storm should aliale. Our passengers 
 hailed from fifteen States; only a few of them had evei- lieen to sea 
 before ; manife„tly it would not do to ]iit them against a full-blown 
 tempest until the'y had got their seadegs on. Toward evening the two 
 steam-tugs that had accompanied us with a rolicking champagne-party of 
 voung New Vorkm'H on board who wished to bid fai'owoll to one of our 
 number in due and a-iclent foi-m, dejiarted, and we were alone on the 
 deei). On deep live fathoms, and anclioi'cd fast to tlie bottom. And out 
 in the solemn rain, at that. This was pleasuring with a vcngnance. 
 
 It was ana)ipropriale relief when the gong sounded for prayer meeting. 
 The lirst Saturday uighv o'i any otlai' pleasiu'e excursion might have 
 been devoted to \vhist and dancing : I'ut I subndt it to the unprejudicea 
 mind if it would have been in good ta.ste for I's to engage in such frivoli- 
 vies, considering what we Iiad gone tlu'ough and the frame of mind we 
 were in. We would have sjioiie at a v.ake. but not iit any thing more 
 festive. 
 
 However, there- is idways a cheering influence about the sea ; and in 
 my berth, tliat night, locked by the measured swell of the Avaves, and 
 lulled l)y the min-mur of the distant sui-f, I soon jiassed tranipiilly out of 
 idl cons'eiousness of the dreary I'Xperieiiccs of tlie day and damaging 
 premo!iir!( r.s <,f tin' future. 
 
 
 J- 
 
 ■'A 
 
i«s no gainsiiynig 
 ml ill tliH liuiid — 
 
 tin;,', and lii-wiug 
 to the ;^iin;,'\vayH 
 %vli('(Os, iiiiil wo 
 rs wt'ut tij) from 
 ;,'i'iitly iVtJiu tho 
 il : tilt" " l)att(!ry 
 
 »', to niK'lior. It 
 '• Oiitsidt;" wo 
 11. \Vc must lie 
 Our passengers 
 >ver lieeii to sea 
 nst a full-hlown 
 
 evening tiie two 
 ani)iagne-i)arty of 
 rell to ono of our 
 'ere alone on the 
 ottoni. And (nit 
 Il vong(!ance. 
 )r]irayer meeting, 
 ■sion might hav€», 
 
 the niiiirejudiceu 
 ,'e in such frivoli- 
 Vauie of mind wo 
 t any tiling more 
 
 t the sea ; and in 
 
 f the waves, and 
 
 traminilly out of 
 
 IV ami 
 
 (>' H A P 'J^ E II ill. 
 
 A 
 
 i.i. day tSnndav at anchor. TIk" storm had 
 
 gone down a irrout 
 
 leal, hut the sea had not. It was still |>iling its frothv hills 
 liigh in air " initside," as we eon Id plainly see with the ghi.ssos.' Wo 
 emild not pioperly iie.gin a jdeasure e.xeur.siun on Sunday ; we could not 
 ollVr untried stomachs to so [litih'ss a sea as that. W(i iiuist lie still till 
 Monday. And we did. I5ut we had repetitions of church and prayer- 
 meetings ; and so. of course, we were Just as eligihly situated as' 
 c:jiild have iieen anv where. 
 
 we 
 
 1 was up early llmt Sahliath morning, and 
 
 felt a perfectly natuial desire to have a irood. 1 
 
 Mas earlv to Incakfast. 
 
 the jia.ssenger.-;, at a time v.lien the\- shouhlhe free f 
 
 ong. unjirejudiced look at 
 
 -which is at hrcaUfj 
 human lieiugs at all. 
 
 rom self-consciousness 
 
 IS., wlien such a iiionieTit occtns in the lives of 
 
 I v.iis greatly sui'prised to sec so many cdderly jieople— I mi-ht almost 
 
 sav, so manv veuerahh 
 
 peo])l(> 
 
 A trl 
 
 ipt to make one think it was all •'v, 
 
 nice a 
 
 ttl 
 
 toicral)ly fair ;;prinkliiig of young folks, and another f 
 gentlemen and ladies wlio were noi 
 actually old or ahsolutelv vouiii,'. 
 
 le long lines ot heads was 
 
 lei-o Mas il 
 
 y. I'.ut it was not. Tl 
 
 i-committal as ti 
 
 lir sprinkling of 
 
 heiii 
 
 th 
 
 neitlier 
 
 Tl 
 
 iieat ha])pim.',ss to get aM'ay. aftei- this dr 
 
 le next morning, mv weighed anchor and M-ent to sea. It 
 
 Mas a 
 
 thdiight there never was such uhid 
 
 igging, disjiiritiug delav 
 
 tl 
 
 le sun. such heautv in tho sea. I 
 
 Milh ail its helongiugs. All my mal 
 
 Mie : and as America faded out of sitrht , I thinl 
 
 ness iiitlie air Ix fore, such hrightne.s.s in 
 M as satislied M-ith the pic-nic,'then, and 
 'icious instincts Mere dead M-itliin 
 
 ip in their place that Mas as lioun 
 ocean tliat was heaving its liilloMs about 
 
 a sjiirit of charity rose 
 ss, for tlie time lieing, as tlu/broiul 
 
 feelings— I M'ishcd to lift mv 
 
 voice and sing : but I did 
 
 I wished to express mv 
 
 thing to .sing, and so I Mas obliged to give ui» the id 
 to the .shiit though, perhaps 
 
 not know any 
 
 Tt wi 
 
 s no loss 
 
 Tt wa:i breezy and jtleasant. Imt the .sc 
 
 1 was s 
 
 til 
 
 could not promenade without risking 1 
 
 sprit was taking a deadly aim at tlii- sun in mid-1 
 
 It Mas trying to Jiarpoon a shaik in the bottom oft] 
 
 ^•eird sensation it i.s to fuel th 
 
 1 ^ely vougli. One 
 
 ns neck ; at one moment the bow- 
 
 lieaven, and at the jiext 
 
 a 
 
 10 ocean. ^VIlat 
 
 luuler 
 
 you and see the boM- climbin • hi<di 
 
 tern of a sJiip sinking .SM'iftlv f 
 
 .v,-av amo] 
 
 ig the clouds '. O 
 
 roni 
 ne's 
 
•^11 .. 
 
 «■ Vimil |,M |()\ AMu.Ni. TIfK P^rttlAI'l 11^. 
 
 Httlipst . MI-M-, tl II-. (lav. N. to i;tiis|. ,i riiliii^. ,,11,1 h-.nvx uu : WiilkiiK' wnis 
 §llt» yvecunom a |mstiinc. 
 
 ih ^')f)H- liapi-v fui-tiiu',- I Wi.s iiol m;^ -i.-k. Tii.it was ,1 tl.iliu ll. I,c 
 |»rmul./f ^ Im.l (lot always fsnti.cl )m-„ ••. If tluT- i.s ni„. tliiii;{ in 
 tlM- world tl.ait will iMiiki'iiiiiiui iKruIiai-lyainl iiisulItriiMv Hclt'-coiia.Ttc.l 
 It r-. t.) hnvi- Iiis ..;t()iaucl. l..'Imv,. it.-u'lf. tlic tiirt .lav at wa, wlicii iirarlv 
 all_ Ins comrades a:v .s..a;sirk. Soon, a vrumil.i,. fossil, sjaiwlcl to t!a' 
 '•Inn an>l luiala-vj like a iiMiiamy. a|.!!«mir,l at fli.' door <.f tli.- after 
 (i.rk lions,., and ili- m-xt imr), of i!,. ;d,ij, sl,„, 1,;,,, i„t„ i,iv anus, 1 
 hiiid : 
 
 '•(iuod iiioniiiij^', Sir. It is a tine day." 
 
 ire put liis liaiid on Idis stouiaidi and "said, •• ()/,, u\v '." mv.[ tlini sta'.-- 
 gcred away and I'cll ovci- the ei)o[> of a skydi^lil. 
 
 IVes!Mit!y another ,)!,I o;,.,^];,,,,,.,, mms '|.ioi«'^'t<'d (V,.ni the saiiu^ .h,or. 
 with yreat violem-e. I ••mid : 
 
 " Cnhu yoni> 'If, Sir--Tiiere i.^ no hurr\. It is a iin.. ,1,-iv. Sir." 
 
 He. ntsn, put ills hand on his stomaeh and said " (j/i, niv':'' and reeled 
 uw'.iy. 
 
 In a little while another vet, ran was di:sdiar;,'ed ahiuptiv from the 
 same (hior, elawiu;.; at tlifi air for a savin;,' supjjort.' J said : 
 
 "(.ioud murniny. Sir. It is a lino davN'oi- pleasuring. You were 
 about to .sa\' — " 
 
 " o/i, iiiv ;" 
 
 I thounlit SO. I .inticipated ///„/, any how. I staid there and was 
 bombanled witli oM ^'ontlem.-n for an liour jrrhaps ; r.nd all f -'ot .ait of 
 Huy of tliem wax " O/i, my :" '' 
 
 I M-eut away, thon, in a tliou-htfui moixl. I said, this is a ;;'ood plea- 
 sure excursion. ! like it. The passen-ers are not purulous, hut still 
 tJioy are soi-iable. I like tliose old ..•■opie. hut s-.meliov,- thcv all s.vm to 
 linve tlio "Oil, my" rather had. 
 
 I knew what was tlie matter ^nth tJiem. Thev were seai;ick V nd 1 
 was -Ia:l of it. We all like lo .see people seasick wlien we are not. oui- 
 selvc.;. Playin- whist l,y tlie cahlu lamps when it is storming' outside. 
 iH pleasant ; wa'.kui;,' tlie .juarter-deck in th.; iaoo!i!i',']it, is plea.siuit ■ 
 smokmy m t!ie breezy fur.>top is pleasant, wlien one U not afiv.i.l to •;o 
 up there ; but tlu^sf. are all feeble and cr.'monplaci; compared wih I- 
 ,.W of s-t'in;,' peaple snirorinj,' the miseries of .seasickness, 
 
 _ I iiicked u[) a ;,'ood .leal of infoi'inat'on diirim,' th" afternoon. At oi'- 
 time T was climlan..^ up the .p!avter-de>-k wh.Mi the ve-ud's stern was in 
 the sky; I v.'ifs smokin- a ci-ar and fec^Iin- passaldv comfortable. 
 Somobod;, eiacnlated : 
 
 "Come, ..w, t/!nf v.ou't answ. r. Kead the si-n ui. there— -No sMo- 
 
 It was Ca 
 
 >'iuei.., chief of tlie exijodition. I went forward, .jf 
 
 course. I .ji,\r n .on.;, .^jn'-i'la.ss lyinf on a d 
 
 state-rooms '> 
 
 sb 
 
 • iji 111 the uintanct. 
 
 he j)iloNh 
 
 .uid ivached aft 
 
 -: in one ..f the \i{>per-deck 
 
 'V It — tilere w 
 
 ;is a 
 
 ..'I 
 
; wiilkiiijuf was 
 
 I fiiin.;' In lir 
 one tllill;;- i!l 
 .S('ll'-tM)lR'(»it('il, 
 
 1, wlicu iH'iirlv 
 liiiwlcd to the 
 or of tin' lifter 
 ) iiiv jiniis. I 
 
 mill tlit'ii stiiL;- 
 
 H' SillllC (Iniir. 
 
 IV, Sir." 
 
 ":" iin.l r<rlc.l 
 
 ]>tly from tin- 
 
 You wci'f 
 
 tlliTC iilld VMS 
 
 1! r <.(t)t out of 
 
 s :i ;;'oo(l ))loa- 
 iloUH, hut still 
 cy iill s:(vm to 
 
 iiick. ,\.uil 1 
 ' iire not, oui'- 
 inini,' outside, 
 is ]i](^:isjuit ; 
 it afiMiil to pfo 
 iirt'd •vv! ^ 7'' 
 
 ooa. Al Olio 
 stern •wns in 
 comfortiilile. 
 
 
 ^ 
 
 
 TJi.vx.s(im.:,ssi.N(. lui: !,aw>. .>- 
 
 " All, all- liaiid.^ off ; ( 'ome out ttf tliut '." 
 
 I eaiue oul of timt. I said to a ded<-s\vee|.-- l.ut in a low voiee • 
 ;• Who is tliiit ov. 1-rown pirate u ill, the whisU. rs and the .;i...r,M'dant 
 Volee ( 
 
 '• It's ('a|.t. r.ursley • e\eeutive ollieer sailini,' master " 
 
 I h.itm-d about awhile, and then, for v,.nt of:, thin- h, ti.r (.. do 
 
 t.;ll to oarsn.;;- a railm- with aiy knife. Snuie'.udv said, in an insinra- 
 
 tni!.. iKliMom'n:"- void' : 
 
 ••Xou ,y.f//.-niy friend don't ynii hno.v anv h.tt.r iImm to l,e uhii 
 tlin^tla' .iiil'.'dl lo pares that wa. / )■„„ nn-hr to jcuow l.ett.r tiiau 
 
 I went Imik and fomifl the d-uK-swi , p. 
 dotlal'r ''^ ^""' ""'•""*''''■''"''''' "'ii"i.ind outra-c yonder in tin' line 
 
 '•That's ('apt, L*^***. ,h,. invner of ilHship he's .n.e „r the uwdn 
 Douses, 
 
 In the eours<. of time I l„,.„;;!it „|, ou the stari.oard side of the ,,1|,,: 
 house, and ound a ^-xtant lyi,.;,. „„ „ i.,,,,],. x„„, j ,,,;,, f,,.,^. ..' , 
 the sun tinouy,. this thin-; 1 should think \ .ni.rht see that vessel 
 hrou,h ,t I ha, h.rdly ,ot it to n.y eye Mheu some one toiu-hed ,,: '• 
 on tlie slaailder and said, deprec'iitin;i;lv : 
 
 •• I'll h; vu to -«.t yon to -ive tTiat to n,e. Sir. If there's anv thin.- 
 you. i.- to a,ow ahont takin, the sun. I'd as soon tell vou" '^ 
 M t d.m t ,ke to nust any l.ody ^vith that instnunent. If you v,-.a,l 
 Jtny li-urin,!,' doiu- Avo-ave Sir'" 
 
 ac^'wei;!^™'' '" """"■ '" ^"" ''■"" '•'" ^'''"■'' ^''^"' ^ «-''^'^^ ^1- 
 
 coinuJ^itnir'"' ^•''''"^-^^-^■^' "'"■"■'' y'--- -i^^' the sanetin.onio.,. 
 
 i {{X!'"^VV.,'^""*'^' 'Sir— tlie ehief mate." 
 
 lo Do jou-now I ask you as a man and a i-rothei--,/,, von thinl- 1 
 
 tl.e'^^lu'!; ^ii L'Y'' ""T'^^ ''"'"i' ••'^'~'>' ^■'*"'"' ^'-•'' *''^ ^''^I't^"'^ <'f 
 
 I \w' "^ ' ''';!"■■' '"■■^ "-^t"i"n"i; ri;^ht yonder in the wiv." 
 fivec ,f ^'^l^'^^^^^l-'atm^. and a licle downd.earted. I thomd-l if 
 fiu^ ook ean spoil a I.nnh. .hat may not rive captains do with a pl^i^.v 
 
 re — No SM< 
 
 it forward, of 
 e up[)er-deek 
 
iiillH 
 
 ■iji 
 
 '■'! 
 
 ■;■' 
 111 
 
 •'* 
 
 c; ] I A P T E U I V . 
 
 7"''' liluwcd iilon;;- ln'avcly inv :\ wct-k or nuji'c, :nul witlioiit any 
 (.•uiitHct of jurisdiutioii aniou'^ tlic eiqitaiiis worth tucntiouing. 
 'I'hf [);is,-,en;;'i'rs soon liMrucd to a.cruiiiiiioilatc tlicinschcs to tljc'ii' new 
 circuiii.staii'jes, and liff in tlip sJiiji becaiiic nearly as s^'.stenuitically 
 iiiouotonouN ii« till' roi'.tinc of a b^irraL'k. I do not mean tliat it xN'as dull, 
 for it w,iH not (>ntiro!y so by any meanrs — br.t tlici'c wa.s a good deal of 
 saiAonoss ubunt it. As is tdway.s the fa.sliion at sea, tlie {lussengers 
 sliortlv b?gin to i.ick nn, sailor terms — a sign that thev were beginning 
 to feel at hoinc!. Half-j.ast six was no longei' half-jiast six to these 
 jiilgrinis from Xow !']ug!and, the South, and the IMississippi Valley, it 
 wa-; •' s.'ve'.i bells ;" eigjit, tvrelve and four o'clock were " eight Indls ;" 
 the ea;)i:iiii did not take tl'.e longitude at nine o'clock, but at " two bells." 
 
 ^hey S'loke glibely of the '' ei'ter cabin." the " for'rard cal)!n," ''Port 
 
 '^iuid stiirbo.ird" and the " fo'castlc." 
 
 At seven bells the first gong rani; ; at eight thei'e was breakfast, for 
 .such as were not too seasick to e.\t it. After that all tlie well people walked 
 ar!ii-in-arin u[i and down the long ]irouK nade deck, enjoying the tiuo 
 s.tjuiiier UK)i-uings, a.nd th.> seasick onc^s crawled o;it and juvrpjKMl them- 
 selves \i[) in iho lee of tlic |)a>ld!e-buxeH and ate their dismal tea and toast, 
 and looked Avi-etched. Ki-o".u elevtii o'clock u.ntil luncheon, and fi'om 
 
 Ikincheou until dinner .•vl six in the evening, the enuiloymeuts and 
 amusenients were v.-ivious. Some reading was done ; raid much smoking 
 and s(\wing, though not by (he same ]Kirties : th;,'i-e wer(> the monsters of 
 the de;;p to lie looked afier and v.'ondei-ed at ; stra.ngi; ships had to Ih^ 
 s?rntini/:;!d through ojiera-glasses, and sage decisions arrived at concerning 
 them ; and moi'e than that, every body tooic a personal interest in s.?eiug 
 that tliv' flag Y/as run up and politely dipped three times in respon.se to 
 tlie s dut(;.-i of those str.uig-.'rs : in tin,' smoking-room thei'e were always 
 ].avties of gx'ntlemen playing euelire, draughts and dominoes, (^specially 
 do;iiino.'s. that delightfe.lly liai'ndess game ; and down on the main deck, 
 " for'rard'' --for'rard of the chiclTi^.i-coons a.nd the cattle — we had what 
 was ca, lied. " horse-bil!iai\i,s." Ilor.-; '-liilliard.s is a line gan.o. Tt .all'ords 
 good, active exercijie, hilarity, and e('nsuming excitement. Tt is a mix- 
 ture of " hoj)-scotch" a.nd a shuiHe board }>layed with a crutdi. .\ large 
 ho'p-scotch diagram is marked out on the deck with chalk, and each 
 
 You .-tand. oil' tliree or foui' stens. with some 
 
 compartment nmnl 
 
 lereii 
 
THE " SYKAfiOdlK." 
 
 25) 
 
 (1 witliout any 
 til ruciitiouing. 
 (>s to tlioii' new 
 
 s^'.steiuiitically 
 liiit it \\;i,s (lull, 
 s a goml (leal of 
 the iiiissengers 
 wciv bp-nnnini; 
 >t six io tliosd 
 sijijji A'allpv. it 
 
 " oio-lit l,.ofls ;" 
 at "tv.-()l)i-lls." 
 
 ciiliin," " Port 
 
 ;r; lireakfast, for 
 II jioo[)le walked 
 loving the fine 
 
 jiro'jjjicul them- 
 iil tea and toast, 
 looii, ami fi'oni 
 nlovr.KMit;; and 
 
 nnicli sjiiuking 
 the monsters of 
 shins had to l)e 
 
 i. 
 
 id at eoue;n'nin<( 
 tt(M('st in s.?eing 
 s in I'esjionse to 
 re Nvcn-e always 
 iioos, espeeially 
 tlie. initin deck, 
 i — we. liad what 
 ,n.o. Tt alibrds 
 Tt is a luix- 
 '•iit"h. A large 
 lialk. and ea.eh 
 s'ls, with some 
 
 broad wooden disks before yon on the ileek. and these von S(>nd forward 
 with a vigorons thrust of a long ointch. If a disk stops on a chalk line. 
 it does not count any thing. Tf it stops in division Xo. 7, it counts 7 ■ 
 in "), it coiuits n, and so on. The game is 100, and four can ])lav at a' 
 time. The game would be very simple, played on a stationary Hoor, but 
 with lis. to play it well reijuired science. We had to allow for the 
 reeling of the ship to the right or the left. Very often one made calcu- 
 lations for a heel to the right and the slap did not go that wav. The 
 conse<iuence was that that disk missed the whole hoj^scotch plan a yard 
 or two, and then there was humiliation on one side and la-ighter on the 
 other. " 
 
 AVhcn it rained the jiassengers had to stay in the house, of coui-se— or 
 at least the cabins -and amuse thems(dAes with gaines, reailing, lookin" 
 ont^of J:he windows at the very familiar billows, and talking gossii). " 
 By 7 o'clock in the evening, dinnei' was a))out over ; an hour's ])rome- 
 uade on the upper deck followed ; then the gong sounded and a lar.re 
 majority of the party repaired to the after cabin (npper) a hand.some 
 .saloon of fifty or sixty feet long, for prayers. The unregenerated called 
 this saloon the '' .synagogutj." The devotions consi.sted only of two 
 hymns from the '• Plymouth (,'oll(M;tion," and a short prayer, ai'id seldom 
 occupie.l more than fifteen minutes. The liynms were accompanied by 
 parlor organ music when the sea was smooth enough to allow a performer 
 to sit at the instrument without being lashed to the chair. 
 
 After prayers the Synagogue shorfly took the semblance of a writin<^- 
 school. T]ie like of that picture was never seen in a ship before Behind 
 tlie long dining-tables on either side of the saloon, and scattered from 
 one end to the other of the latter, some twenty or thirty gentlemen and 
 adies sat them down under the swaying lamps, and for two or three 
 hours wrote diligently in their journals. Alas: that journals so 
 vohujunonsly begun should come to so lame and impotent a conclusion hs 
 most of them did ! 1 doubt if there is a single pilgrim of all that host 
 but can show a hundred fair pages of journal concerning the first twenty 
 days voyage in the QnaUr VH,, .• and I am morally certain that not ten 
 of the party can show twenty pages of joui-nal for tlie succee<ling twenty 
 thousand miles of voyaging \ At certain periods it becomes the .learest 
 ambition of a man to keep a faithful record of his performances ina 
 book ; and he <la>ilies at this work with an enthusia.sm that imposes on 
 hini the notion that keeping a journal is the veriest pa.sfime in the worM 
 and the pleasante.st. J'.ut if he <.nly lives twenty-one days, he will Hn.l 
 out t^iat only those rare natures that are made up of pluck, endurance 
 devotion to duty for duty s sake, and invincible determination, may ho„; 
 to venture upon so tremendous an enterprise as the keeping of a journ d 
 and not su.stain a shameful defeat. '' 
 
 head ful of good sense, and a pair of legs that were a wonder to look 
 uiK)n m the way of length, and straightness, and slimness, u.sed to rei-ort 
 progress every mormng ui the most glowing and spirited way, and say • 
 
:u) 
 
 .JACK S '• JOIKXAI,, 
 
 '•01,, I'm 
 bavipioi' inooc 
 know [ w)'i)t< 
 
 k)-I 
 niu" 
 
 Wliv it's or.lv fun 
 
 uloii.;' bully :" (ho v.as a littl(^ given to .slang, in liis 
 wi'ot;' ton jiagc; in uiy Journal last night — and you 
 :li;) .night Icfoiv, ami twolv the niglit liffore that. 
 
 What do you tiud to put in it. Jack 
 
 Oh, pvorvthing. Latitude 
 
 au' 
 
 longitudo, noon overv day 
 
 dl 
 
 UHl JlOW 
 
 iii-my iiiilos w(! iu;>il« la.st tv/cnty-fnur hours ; and all tlu^ doiuino-"'ame.s 
 
 1 b^at 
 tlio to, 
 iind t 
 
 and hoi'.s.L'-bitliard.s 
 
 : of tho Honnon, Suudav: 
 
 Hi Vila 
 
 dl 
 
 lllDS WO 
 
 UtO! 
 
 and .sharks, and. jioipoi.sos ; and 
 that'll tell at homo, you know,) 
 
 wu 
 
 1 what n.ition thov w 
 
 no wuKt \Vi 
 
 iUl 
 
 1 whothor tlio 
 
 UKl v»-lncii V.' 
 
 ■0 wa^ 
 
 heavy sea, and what s;iil -> 
 
 'ly 
 
 vo oai'- 
 
 od, tho.igli we don't ever carry on//, principally, going agr.inst a lie;ul 
 
 wind alv.'a", 
 
 -wonder what is the reason vi that ? 
 
 am 
 
 ?d()uli has told — Oil, every thing 
 lather tuld me to keep that joui'ii 
 dollar,* for it when I .wt it done.'' 
 
 Uow^ man' 
 
 les 
 
 1 
 My 
 
 Father wouldn't take a thousand 
 
 T\e got every tl 
 
 ang down 
 
 Xo, Jack ; it Mdll bo woi't'i more than a tliousojid dollars — wl 
 
 leu 
 
 vou "'ot it done 
 
 D 
 
 vou 
 
 ? 
 
 lo, but do vou think it will. 
 
 liiouii'n ! 
 
 .& 
 
 It v,-i 
 
 !! 1 
 
 )0 V.'O 
 
 rth at 
 
 vou 
 
 •fc it d( 
 
 )ne. 
 
 M.iV b 
 
 Vrdl, T ab;)ut think 
 
 '. mor 
 so, m\ 
 
 ist 
 
 a. 
 
 \s mucii as a thousand dollars — wJieu 
 
 I 
 
 t am c ill/ 
 
 But it shoi'cly 1 
 jiiglit in Paris, afi 
 
 of a jourird 
 
 leoame a most laiupiitaiilo 
 
 ilOUC 
 
 aicn oi a lounial 
 
 I )lU' 
 
 a Ju 
 
 ■d d' 
 
 IV s toil in sight-seeinu'. I said 
 
 ^ (;w 
 
 I'll -o r.nd stroll 
 
 u'(ain 
 
 th( 
 
 cat 
 
 av.ii 
 
 I, 
 
 Ji 
 
 and 
 
 nve VOU a 
 
 Cll 1.11'. 
 
 to v.-rirci up your journal, old 
 His countrnanco lost its iire. Ifi 
 '• W 
 
 fell 
 
 ov.- 
 
 mor. 
 
 1!, no, vera iioodn't mind. I think I won't run that jou-;ud any 
 
 It 
 
 a\i 
 
 •fu! t.v.l 
 
 lOU 
 
 four thousand 
 
 First I thought I'd lea/. 
 
 do, iroii.lJ it I '\ 
 
 tl 
 
 Do vou know — I reckon I': 
 
 iS mucJi a,s 
 
 hind hand. I haven't got anv France in it at all. 
 
 F 
 
 ranee on 
 
 an 
 
 1 start fresh, i 
 
 He ''ovornor won 
 
 Id 
 
 )Ut tiiat Avouldi 
 
 I't 
 
 sav, 
 
 Helh 
 
 nng ill i'ranc 
 
 (' 
 
 n 
 
 'Id', oat won 
 
 hlu't ii .lit, vou k 
 
 noAV. 
 
 ['1 
 
 (I CO 
 
 .y 1' 
 
 rauco ou!: 
 
 th 
 
 — umn t soe any 
 First I tlumdit 
 
 lidedjook, like old B.idgev in the for'ranl 
 
 nni w 
 
 h.o's vrriting n book, but tliere's more tliau three hundred pages 
 fit. Oh, / don't think a journars a;iv use — do von? Tliev're only a 
 
 liotlier, aiiL 1 tiiey 
 
 Yes, a journal that is iucomidete isn't of mu.eli use, but a jonriwl 
 
 propcirly kejit, is worth a. tliou.';and dollars, — when vou've got it d 
 
 one, 
 
 lill 
 
 A thousand I — well J sliould think so. / wouldn't tinisli it for a 
 
 nuiion. 
 
 H 
 .school 
 ])uiushment ujurn a young per.son, pledge ium to keep a journal a j- 
 
 lerieuco was oiily the cxperionce tif the majority of that night- 
 the eal)in. If you v.i;-:h to inflict a heartle.ss and iiiali!j:naut 
 
 ear. 
 
 1 good lumy expedients were resorted to to keep tlie excursionists 
 niised and satistieci. .\. club was formed, of ail tlie ]i;issen"vi's, which 
 
 iiioi'^ in tlie writin-'-ficl 
 
 lOOi 
 
 tries we were iipproaehin 
 
 ifter prayeis and re.ul aloud about tl 
 
 le coiin- 
 
 snd disci 
 
 issed tlie information so obta.iued. 
 
 ?{*. 
 
 ^/S*' 
 
i>a;n( ix(i rxKKi: DiKi'i' li/riK;- 
 
 ;n 
 
 (> sliUlLf, ill Ills 
 
 iglit — iind you 
 it before that. 
 
 (lay ; and liow 
 (loiiiiiKj-games 
 i()!})()i;SPS ; iiiul 
 ic, yon know,) 
 ind wlik-h v.-ay 
 mt sail -ivc car- 
 a'^r.inst a lietul 
 liow many lies 
 ig down. Zsly 
 ko a thousand 
 
 <lollai's — wheit 
 
 dollars — when 
 
 a jouvinl." 
 oiu'iial." One 
 
 ml give you a 
 
 it joii-'iial any 
 'ni as ;uuc]) as 
 ce in it at all. 
 that M'ouldu't 
 didn't s^e any 
 irst I thought 
 in the for'i-anl 
 ir.ndred pages 
 riiey're only a 
 
 but a journal 
 ••ot it done." 
 iiiish it for a 
 
 of that night- 
 iud malignant 
 rnal a year. 
 
 excursionists 
 engi»rs, -svliicli 
 )out the c')un- 
 ) obtiiined. 
 
 N'vend tunes the {.horognipher of the expe.litiun l.Touvht ui-t his 
 jmu..i;areut jaetures an.! gav<. us a ],andsome magic lantern\:xhii;iUon' 
 His v,eu-s were nearly ail of l^nvign scenes, but the.v uere on,- or ulo 
 honw pictures among rhem. He advertised (hat he Nv<add ••....nhis 
 l"'Wormance ni the after eabiu at 'two bells.' (!),..„...) eud s],ow the 
 passengc-i^ were thev shall eventually .rrive-'-.-vhich w.:, all . erv wel^ 
 but by a Aumy acadeutthe li,>,t pieiure ihat Ihunedout upon the Vanvas 
 was a view ol Ureenwood t'emeterv .' 
 
 On several starlight nights we \\,uvrd „„ th- ui>p,-r -l.c-k under the 
 :'^vnin;^S and nrule s.muahiug of a ball-n«,m .lisplsy of brilliancy by 
 
 Ijangiug a. numb;',- 
 
 if ship'rt hinterns to the staiiel 
 
 aneiuons. 
 
 c-onsisted of th<- well-mixe,] strains of a mehXon'wIdch 
 asthmatic ami „pr to catch its breath where it ou-ht to eonu 
 
 Our music 
 wa.s a little 
 
 cannetwhud. was a htcle unreliable on the Jngh kevs .n,l rath^^ 
 
 Meancholyon the low one..; and a disreputable accordion th.t had a 
 
 eak somewhere and breathed lou.ler than it s.,awked- a more eh...,nt 
 
 .■nu does notocu-tomejnstiiow. HoM-ever, the.Unieiug was intinilely 
 
 .»-se tlain the music. When the ship rolled to starbo^-d tin. S 
 
 platomi of dancers came charuiug down the starboard with it, and lu-ou d t 
 
 •;i' HI mass at the rad : and when ic rolled to port, thev went lo „' H.^ 
 
 down o port with the same unanimity of Jentiment. WaKV „ 
 
 ni'ound precariously for a matter of ^iifteen s.>conds and tl^n ;S 
 
 sKuriwing down to the rail as if they meant to ,,o overboe, T^ 
 
 \irgima reel as p<.rformed on board the Q.nhr T/.., 'ni nmre 
 
 . c Uto the speccatoras it was f.l! of desperate chances and hZ 
 l...Mdth esca,,cs o tlie participant. We ga^•e „;. daneiu:,, iinall 
 
 ^\ e celebrated a lady's birthday ain,ivr.a-v' with tcr 't- S,i.h. 
 
 stealing an overcoat iVom state-room Xo. iO. i J,,,., ,,,, ::^,;JJI 
 
 also clerks, a crier of the court, consteib'es ■h.r'ri'— ,.,,;,-, :e 'A ^. " ' 
 ^:.i.„„„.„tulh<, ,m,l vi,„li,.tiv,.|v „^, -dv ;,f ,1, a.*,i«i.t, 
 
 iiiiished by 
 >v ti:e young 
 
 (lie iiute and the c! 
 ^^■as of it. but 
 
 le clarinet 
 
 together, and made 
 P'layed the sure ol 
 
 'Oil music, too, what the 
 
 re 
 
 ;\!3:e 
 
 It was a \-ery pretty 
 
1 
 
 nil III 
 
 ■!:llili!; 
 
 n 
 
 32 
 
 GHIMBLERS. 
 
 time — how well 1 reineinher it — I wonder when 1 shall over get rid of it. 
 We never played either the nielodeon or the organ, except at devotions 
 — but I am too fast ; young Albeit did know part of a tune— something 
 about "() Homething'-Or-Other How Sweet it Is to Know that he's his 
 What's-His-Naiiie," (I do not remend)er the exact title of it, but it was 
 very plaintive, and full of sentiment ;) Albert, played that pretty much 
 all the time, until we contracted with him to restrain himself TJut no- 
 bmly ever sang by moonlight on the upper deck, and the congregational 
 singing at church'aud prayers was not of a superior oi'der of architecture. 
 I put up with it as long as I could, and then joined in and tried to im- 
 prove it, lr)ut this encom-aged young George to join in too, and that made 
 a failure of it ; because George's voice was just " turning," and when he 
 was singing a dismal sort of base, it was apt to fly oti' the handle and 
 startle every body with a most discordant cackle on the ui)per notes. 
 George didn't kuo'w the tunes, either, which was also a di-awback to his 
 I)erformances. I said : 
 
 <' Come, now, George, dont improvise. It looks t(jo egotistical. It 
 will provoke i-emark. Just stick to ' Coronation,' like the others. It is 
 a good tune — i/o>' can't improve it any, just ott-hand in this way." 
 
 " Why I'm not trying to improve it — and I tnn singing like the othei-s 
 — just as it is in the notes." 
 
 And he honestly thought he was, too ; and so he had no one to blame 
 but himself when' his voice caught on the centre occasionally, and gave 
 him the lockjaw. 
 
 Tliere were those among the unregonerated who attributed the un- 
 ceasing liead-winds to our distressing choir music. There were .those 
 who said openly that it was taking chances enough to have such gliastly 
 music going on] even when it was at its best : and that to exaggerate the 
 crime by letting George helj), was simply Hying in the face of Providence. 
 The.se said that the choir would keep up their lacerating attemi)ts at 
 melody mitil they would bring down a stoi-m some day that woidd siuk 
 
 the shij). 
 
 Tliere were even grumblers at tlie prayers. The executi^e oiiicer sai'l 
 
 the Pilgrims had no charity. 
 
 " There thev are, down there every night at eight bells, praying for 
 fair winds — when they know as well as I do that this is the only ship 
 going east this time of the year, but there's a thousand coming west— 
 what's a fair wind for us is a hrad wind to them— the Almighty's l)low- 
 ing a fair wind for a thousand vessels, and this tribe wants him to turn 
 it 'clear around so lus to accommodate one, — and she a steam-ship at that : 
 It ain't good sense, it ain't good reason, it ain't good Christianity, it ain't 
 common human charity. Avast with such nonsense :"' 
 
C H A P T i: K y 
 
 [•utive uiiiffi- sai'l 
 
 TAKIM, It " l,y nml la.-n-r.," as tlio sailors say. mo luul a pJoasaut ten 
 days run from ^cnv York to the Azores islands- not a fast run 
 for the distance is only twenty-four Innidred niilcs-l.ut a. ri-jit pleasuii 
 one. ni the main. True, we liad head winds all the time, "and several 
 stormy .>x]ieriences wliieh sent fifty per cent, of tlie passeno-ers to h -d 
 sick, and made the .sliip look dismal and deserte.l-stormv "cxperir-u-es 
 that all will remember who weathere.l tliem on the tumhlin-' deck 'muI 
 eaught the vast sheets of spray tliat every now and then .spran-- hi-h' iu 
 air from tlie weather how and swept tlie ship like a thunder-shower" hut 
 tor themost i)art v,e liad haluiy stnnmer weather, and ni-hts that'vMv 
 even liner than the days. We ha<l the phenomenon of a full mooii 
 locate<l.,nst ni the same spot in tlie heavens at the same hour every 
 nigiit. J],e reason of this sin-ular conduct on the i,art of the moon did 
 not occur to us at lirst, but it <lid afterward when we rejected that we 
 M-ere yauun- al)ont twenty minutes every dav, because wo were -oil/, 
 east so fast.-we game.] just about enouo-h every dav to keep alon.-.ith 
 the moon. It was l.ecoming an ol.l moon to tlH> friends we laid left 
 iHdund lis, but to us Joshuas it stood still in the san.e place, ai.d remained 
 always the same. 
 
 Young Mr. Binder who is from the Far West, an<l is on hi.-; first 
 voyage, was a good deal worried by tlie constantly changing "shin-time" 
 
 wher-'rri if ^t t "'^'^-''^ "* ^^■"*' '""^ "««it<,dr4. it out,, om tV 
 
 Avhen eight bells struck at noon, but he c.une to look .dter a while \Jf 
 he were losing confichmce in it. Seven days out from Xe^^• York he c'uVe 
 on deck, and said with great derision • 
 
 " Tiiis tiling's a swindle 1" 
 
 " What's a swndle 1" 
 
 " Vr\\ *'''", T''\'^'- ^ ''''"-''*^ '^"' ^"* "^ Illiiiois-yave >'1.5(» for her 
 -and I bought she .™s good. And, by George, she'/.v good on s Jo 
 but somehow she <lont keep up her lick here on the water-.vets seasl^:!k 
 .mty be. She skips ; she runs along vegidar enough till half>st e '-en 
 und hen all of a sudden, she lets .lown. I've set that old re,mlato '> 
 fusterand faster, till I've shoved it clear around, but it dmrt o 'u v 
 good: she just distances every watch in the ship, m.d clatters Ion ? in ^ 
 way that's astonishing till it is noon, but then lUt bil" .|n.; >'."V^ 
 about ten minutes ahead of her any way. I don't know what'tiTck; wi;i; 
 
34 
 
 her 
 
 " LAND, HO 
 
 now. She's doing :ill slits can — she's going her best gait, but it 
 "vvou't Siive lier. Now, don't yon know, tliere ain't a watch in the ship 
 that's making })etter time than slie is : but what does it signify ( Wlieu 
 you lieai- tliem <!glit brjlls you'll tind her just about ten minutes short of 
 her score, sur(i." 
 
 The ship was gaining a full hour every three days, and this fellow was 
 trying to make his watch go fast enough to keep up to her. But, as he 
 had snid, he h 'il jaished the regulator uj) as far as it woidd go, and the 
 watch was '"on its best gait," and so nothing was left him but to fold 
 his liands and see the ship beat the race. Wo sent him to the captain, 
 Hud lie «'X[ilain{vl to him the mystery of " .ship-time," and .set his troubled 
 mind at i"est. This y(jung man asked a great man tpiestions about sea- 
 Hickness before we left, and wanted to know whnt its characteristics 
 were, and how he was to tell wlien lie had it. He found out. 
 
 We saw tlie usual sharks, blackfish, jjorpoises i^'c, of course, and by 
 itnd Jiy large schools of Portuguese men-of-war were added to the regidar 
 list of sea wonders. Honw, of them were white and some of a brilliant 
 carmine color. The nautilus is nothing but a transparent web of jelly, that 
 spreads itself to catch the >vind, and has flesliy-looking strings a foot or two 
 long dangling from it to keei) it steady in the water. It is an accom- 
 jdislied sailor, and has good sailor judgment. It reefs its sail when a 
 storm threatens or the wind blows pretty hard, and furls it entirely and 
 goe,s down when a gale blows. Ordinarily it keeps its sail wet and in 
 good sailing order, by turning over and dijiping it in the wnter for a mo- 
 ment. Seamen say the nautilus is only found in these waters between 
 the 2r)th and 4.'3th parallels of latitude. 
 
 At three o'clock on the morning of the 21st of J\iue, we were awakened 
 and notified that the Azores ishuids were in sight. I snid I did 
 not take any interest in islands at three o'clock in the morning. But 
 ajiother persecutor came, and then another and anotjier, an<l finally be- 
 lieving that the gcaieral enthusiasm would ])ermit no one to slumber in 
 peace, I got up and went sleepily on deck. It was live and a lialf o'clock 
 now, and a raw, blustering morning. The passengers were huddled 
 about the smoke-stacks and fortifieil behind ventilators, and all were 
 \ ra])ped in '.vintry costumes, and looking sleei)y and unhapp}' in the 
 ])itiles:s gale ami drenching .spray. 
 
 The island in sight was Flores. It seemed only a mountain of mud 
 standing n}) out of the dull mists of the sea. But as we bora down njion 
 it, the sun came out and made it a beautiful iiicture — a mass of green 
 farms and meadows that swelled up to a lieiglit of fifteen hundred feet, 
 and mingled its ui)per outlines with the clouds. It Mas ribbed Avitli 
 sharp, steep ridges, and cloven with narrow canons, and here and there 
 on the heights, rocky upheavements shaped themselves into mimic liat- 
 tlements and castles ; and out of riftec clouds came broad shafts of sun- 
 light, that painted summit, and slojie, and glen, with bands of fire, and 
 left belts of sombre .shad«,' between. It was the aurora borealis of the 
 frozen pole exileil to sinnmer land ! 
 
' ON HHOKK. 
 
 ■st gait, but it 
 tell in the ship 
 ignify / When 
 liiiutp.s short of 
 
 tliis fellow \vi(s 
 er. But, as he 
 ulil '^o, aud the 
 iiii hut to fold 
 to the captaiu, 
 Sethis troubled 
 :ious about sea- 
 characteristics 
 out. 
 
 course, and by 
 [I to the rej^ular 
 e of a brilliant 
 eb of jelly, that 
 iH a foot oi' two 
 It is an acconi- 
 its sail when a 
 it entii'ely and 
 vil wet aud in 
 rvater for a nio- 
 ivaters between 
 
 were awakened 
 I said I did 
 morning. But 
 md finally be- 
 ) to slumber in 
 I a half o'clock 
 were huddled 
 i, and all were 
 diajipy in the 
 
 auitain of nnul 
 L)re down upon 
 mass of green 
 hundred feet, 
 s riltbed with 
 here and there 
 to mimic bat- 
 shafts of san- 
 ds of fire, and 
 borcali.s of the 
 
 an 
 
 VV.- »k,H«l a,„u„.l tw,>ll„,-,ls „f ,|„. i,,l,„„|, f„„, ,„i|j., ,. , 
 
 ff^ov,., „f »-eeJ», „,. ,vl„,,l„.,. ,|„. „.l,!t,. 'vill„,,.» ,l„wn In- I," J *vor^ 
 really vi l„ges or „„ly tl„. ol.,,t,.,i„j. l„,„l,»to,„.; „f „,„rt,.ri,r F„ I? 
 «... ».o„, ,„ »e„ ,„„l l« .-vay for «„„ Miguel ,f„r;,,„^' 
 
 «.on«a,„I inl,al,i,a„,». „» »„„„...,,;„. l!: J'' ;, t'''^^;™; " '™ 
 
 mmmpssMm 
 
 <ler the walls of a 1 ttle fb t" n r">r^ ","^' '"""''■•^'- ^^^^' ^'""''^*' ""■ 
 
 sion, be-gars Thev trooop, ft. ' "'stmct, education, mid profes- 
 
 in Fayaf did we %e Xf Sem "' W "'r !''"'^\"'"''' ^^''^ ^-^^^^^ 
 principal street and The^ \^L h ,'T"''*^ "1' *''^* "''^''"« "^ ^^e 
 
 ;.pon L ; .ud jv:;:;; >«;::x ;r:;::^z^i:;: nil S's^' '"-^ ^''-' 
 
 t<> get a jiood look l.iu.L- ;„ ^. ..V ', '^ *"^"*^"*' ''**''<? pi"cces.sion 
 
 flatte 
 
 and there in the d 
 
 trip from street to street, " It 
 
 nng to ,ne to be part of the material for sucl 
 
 loorwavs we sijw w 
 
 Was very 
 1 a sensation. Here 
 
 ■omen, with fashionable Portuguese 
 
fi 
 
 3(5 
 
 lioixlf 
 
 A DISASTHOrS BAXQIKT. 
 
 ,s on. 
 
 Tliis liood is of thick l.lue doth, attadied to a doak 
 
 fm-al.n,ad, and is nnfathon.ablv d.-e ,• It Hts it v ' '"'V''''^'" 
 
 wo.a..s head is f idd.u a.vay in it l/ko th^ .Iwl..; .. ^.^^r ^ll ll: 
 fron. Ins tni shod m the sta^^e of an opera. There is no ..article of trim 
 .m«, about tins nioustrons rapot., as they call it--it'i ,' t , M.^ 
 ugly dea.M, no n. ass of sail, and a woman can't go within ei 1 t p i ts "f 
 the wind With one of thenx on ; she has to go hrfore the wh»^^ ir ^t at 
 al . Ihe general ^yle of the capote is tho same in all the sla^uls ,u 
 will veni.ui .so for the n(;xt ten thousand years Init oid. is).,,. 1 T 1 
 
 <^U. jnst ono.,,h dit.n.ntly frou. tl^^othel^t eie'b ;;:."!; 
 tell at a glance wliidi particular island a lady hails from 
 
 T=t.z Si :;; -Biuc^ :!ti ^i;: -^^ f --i 7'-" ^^;:! 
 
 to ho on solid land once more ,t^^' . ^,;:! ^^ '^l^H'^^J ^'''^t^'' 
 
 had h...nl it was a cheap land, and lie was .on, 1 otw^^^i^^J 
 
 bancp.et He invited nine of us, and we ate an exce lent i ne^S' he 
 
 pnneiiial hotel. In the nii.lst of the jollity i.ro.lnce W , 
 
 good wine, and passable anecdotes, the lanil;;.!d 1-^"^^ h 'bij; I^S 
 
 glanced at it r.n.l his countenance fell. He took a ot le In l" , '"'^'^» 
 
 himself that his senses had not deceived hm ad t en t) ./' T"'' 
 
 aloud^n a filtering voice, while the ro:.s il! In^ dlil^;^;;,;-;! t:^ 
 
 Ten dinners, at GOO veis, 0,000 reis '.' Rnin and .lesolation '" ' 
 
 Tvventy-hve cigar;^ at 100 reis, ±500 reis" Oh 
 
 niotlier ! ' 
 
 ^^^'JJ Eleven bottles of u-ine, at 1,:>00 r;.is, l;?,O00 reis I' 
 
 "'Total, twentv-oxe thoi-sand sevkx hcxdufd hfis " Ti.^ , 
 
 -leave me to my misery, boys, I am a ruined communijy " 
 
 I think ,t was the blankest lookiiis-. party I ever s'lw " K,. l -,,i 1 1 
 
 fearful silence was broken The sh'ulow ,A' .. i„ "'^"f f* ''^•^* *"« 
 
 m blood before I'll pay a cent more." ' " "^ " •'''''"* 
 
 Our .spirits rose and the landlord's fell— it leist we t],nn,vi f i 
 
 my sainted 
 
 Be with us 
 
 The snfier- 
 Go 
 
THi: UAl'I'V UKSIM'. _o- 
 
 lit (linneiH. fijuiOn-Ls, or «,. .,, 
 
 -'•"i ngMr.s •-', :>i)0 I eis, or. , . %' V 
 
 • H I'ottl.'H win,.. ]:{,t.oo ,.,is, .M'.'. .'.'.,'.',■■■■■■■■'.'.■ ■.',';.■■ 1^ ii 
 
 Tot;il, -JljOi) icis, or i^TTu 
 
 
 us 
 
I 
 
 ^ 
 
 c n A r T E j{ VI. 
 
 T THINK tlu- AzuivH must l)p yevy little ku..wu in Auwrim. Out of 
 1_ ourwliul,. ships c-omoanytl.civ was net i. soiiturv individual who 
 l:new any tlnn- whatcv-.T al.i.ut th,-n.. Sonic of tho party, well road 
 coucvrmn- ,„.,st other lauds, had no other iufornmtion Mbo-t tlie Azores 
 t.ian that they were a -roup of nine or ten small islands far (ait in the 
 A antic someth.n,^ ,uo,e than half way Letweeu New York and (iih- 
 laitar. I hat was all. I he considerations move me to put in a para-rai.h 
 ot dry tact.-i just here. i p i 
 
 The community is eminently Portuguese— that is to say, it is slow 
 poor shiftless, sleepy, and lazy. There is a ciyil f(overnor,Mppointed b; 
 the King of Portugal ; and also a military governor, who t'lu assume 
 «iprenio control and siLsjumd tlie civil government at his j.leasui - The 
 islands contain a j.opulation of al.out liOO.dOO, almo.st entirely Portu- 
 .gue.se. P.very thing is stai.l and settled, for the cmnti- was one hun- 
 dred year.s old when t^oluml.us tliscovered America. The principal cro,> 
 iH corn and they raise it and grind it just as their great-great-reat- 
 
 thelrSf'^ rni V'"' '''"'' V''' " ''"'"'•^ ^^ghtly ^hod ^ith ?::;?; 
 
 n^ s Ti ' '""'T' ''■' •''■"^™ ''>' ""^" '""l^vomen; small wimU 
 
 tench!nr f ?:; ■ *'^" '^'^^'f'^ '' ^'"y- -»1 there is one assistant super- 
 
 ntendent to feed the mill, and a general superintendent to stand by and 
 keep him from going to sleep. When the wind changes they hitch on 
 nnS It" ? '""•.'•^^"""y *"'■» tJ'<^ ^vlK.le upper half 'of the mill around 
 until the sails are in proj.er position, instea.] of fixing the concern so that 
 
 t le i : .'f*; .1 ' r:^'^ '''''"i ^^" '^'^ •"^"- <*-^^" '^^^ «"^ ^-l^^'^* from 
 tilt (,,u , after tlie fashion ])revalent in tho time of .Arethu.selah. There is 
 
 Tdoul ev' '™'' "' '\' ^TV'!''^' '""'^ everything on their heads, or 
 n donke.vs, or ,n a wicker-hodied cart, who.se Nvheels are solid blocks of 
 
 low in the IS ands, or a threshing-machine. All attempts to introduce 
 
 S ved r", f '^1 • n", ^""i ^'^'^"'^^^ ^"-^"'"^^^ "-«-! himself and 
 1:7 f- ; ! ^^ vl^f^i '""^ ^™'» ^'" bhusphemous desire to know moi^ 
 than his father did before him. The climate is mild ; tliey never have 
 snow or ice, and I saw no chimneys in the town. The donkeys and tJie 
 men women and children of a family, all eat and sleep hftirsail" 
 room and are unclean, are nuaged by vermin, and are truly hap,,y. 
 The people lie, and cheat the stranger, and.are desperately ignorant, \!rfd 
 
THK « ATHKDHAI-. 
 
 30 
 
 ffl!l I7rlr '"^'T'' ^r *''"'■• '''"^''- 'i'l'" ''^tt«r tn,it shows h-.Nvr 
 
 f..m.lu..s n. . .I.-suit pncsts, a.ul tl.u soMi..,H^ of tl.c littl." ..imsou Tl o 
 wa^oH of a lahoror are twenty to twc.ty-four cvnts a .lav.Tuult s. of 
 
 t. h ,I..I1.,., a n.l t ws ,nak...s tla-ni rich and ....MtrM.to.l. Fiu,, .n':m..s 
 us, I to fr,mv on ho ishuuls. an.l an oxcllc-nt win. was n.a.l.. an.l Xmt.^ 
 Hut a disoas.. k.il.-l all th. vin.. Hft.-n v.ars a^o, an, si ie |^ .j 
 
 no wna. has 1...... n.a.l... The islands iH.in-^ whcllv .f v.Jkovt^Z 
 
 u. on, and txNo or thrc. c-rops a y.'ar of ..ach aitido aro prodi.cf.l but 
 ^n "t" ''^'n' r" " ^- -'"^'— )'-«y to En,hlnd NohX 
 . tl m.st font ,s a passion o.p.ally unknown. A Portn^^n.vso of av.M n^o 
 
 V 1. I old hnn ,t was-or at least it ran in his n.ind that son .,'l.o.ly 
 l.ad told an, souH-tlnn,. liko that! And whon a, passen^.-r .,avo , m 
 othcor of tho .arrison copios of the TriO..., tJ.o J/crak an/F 7v" .V I 
 
 :^::i:-:;riT /" n';l '^*"';ir •" *'"^"'*'™'> LisiK,n;hanhoh;;;rv 
 
 c-vb e H« . ",' r '""''*'•'" f '•""'^'■- "" ''■■'' <"''• that it eanu, by 
 
 cable He san he ku.w they had tidied to lav u. cable ten years n"o 
 l.ut .t had neen ni his nund, somehow, that they hadn't succeeded ' ' 
 
 _ It IS ni communities likr, this that Jesuit hun,l.u--erv tlourislu-s W« 
 a nl^e ^/^^"'^ ^'^^^^f-' ^^^^^Y t-o hundred yea.rold, and aI;;:! i,"^ 
 
 aspohshedandhar.1 an.l m as excellent a state ..f i-reservation a,s if 
 the dr,;a(l traoe.l>- on ('alvary had occurred yeste.-day instead of ei.d.teeu 
 
 zi::>z^::Sy- """'"" •""''' '"'"^" ^^ ""' '•""' ''^^^"^'' 
 
 III a chapel of the cathedral is an altar with facin-s of solid silv,. -at 
 east they call it so, ami I think myself it would go a couple of hundre,! 
 to he ton (to sp..ik after the fashion of the silve.^niners, an.l before it 
 s kej.t forever burning a small lam,,. A devout lady who .lied, left 
 money and ....ntracted for unliinite,l masses for the repos^ of her soul ami 
 ah^ st,i>u ated tlmt this lamp should be kept lighLl always, day' an 
 night, hhe aid all this before she died, you understand, h is -I ,,.,y 
 Hinall lamp and a very dim one, and it could not work her much 
 damage, I think, if it went out altogether. 
 
 The great alt«r of the cathedral, an.l also three or four minor ones arc 
 a pei-fect mass of gilt gimcracks and gingerbread. And 1 ey S-e 
 swarm of rusty, dusty, battered apostles Standing around t^he ii.'..; 
 work some with one leg, and some iith one eye ol.t, but a g mey t^^ 
 m the other, and some with two or three finger.; gone, iiul some w^l. m t 
 enough nose left to blow-all of them crippl.;?! and discouraged^ d ^tt",' 
 subjects for the hospital than the cathedral. 
 
 .Ui 
 
 II 
 
40 
 
 TIIK r.VTASTROl'HK. 
 
 n.c ^v.l s ot II... rlmiicvl „n- uf poiwlain, all i>uUm.l ^^n• with H-'ur,., 
 •...Hlnnus o hn, n.n.nra.s a,.,. Tl si,,,, was ., Listo,. of..,,,..' I. 
 
 Ta.l'l '";'•■' " "■""■ "'r "'"" '"'"•"•"' """"."•' t'>V.-l,la St,..''- 
 n ... ohi at!..,. r,.,,..s.,.K ,„Hk.,- .. sin,.,. d..s,. I,y, .I.(,,| !,;,;,;, ,„i ,.. j,,^',. 
 
 fold iiM It 1,„ coaM l.av.. lis..,., |!„t )„. ,ii,;„'f 
 
 1 L lla-yoms,.st,.,I ot a so.-t of saw-l.,u.k, witl. ., slaall n.aft.vss i„ i^ 
 .« I'l <lns fu,„.h.n. cov,.,.,.,l ah.a.t I.alf tl... ,Ioi.k,.v. Tlu....- w^v m 
 
 sti.Tups, I,„f, ,.<;a]h. sud. M,,.,,u,t w,.,... ,.„t ,.,...,|,.,| :,o ,.s. Kud. a .s.ul.1 . 
 t u. noxt tl.in,, to ,.,.„„. a ,li,.,.,, tal,|.. tl....... was an.,.1,. sopjlo 
 
 i. 1.,'.';,'? ;••'''•''''• .'^ 1"'"'^ of ''.^^'...1 I'o,.tu.u..M.' ,aul.V..,.s 
 
 ...val>t> to tl.o stn.j.o..... i\n- tl... ...a.^kri ,.,in. is .sixt..,. .....ts. Half a 
 
 In .•■M.f us ,nonnt..,l t|,.. ,„,..i,.lv Mhnr., ami .sul.a.ith.l <:,. tl..- i,..li.n. t ! 
 
 o nt:^:, 1 on r- v'i'-f '^'" '^' ""■^'^'"■^ ^'"•""-'" ^'"' i-'-i-i ^^••••^ 
 
 oi a town ot lO.OOO uilialiitai.ts. 
 
 \V. sta.t<..l, I, was nut a tn.t, a »allo,,, .„. a cant...., la.t a sta>..,,...l.. 
 
 n ,..a, ,. „,, „t Mil i,u.ss. ,le or c.o,u..,.ival.l. .-aits. No spais w..,.,- „' ..-ol: 
 
 sai . IlH....._svas a nu.loteor to ..very .l.)„k..y, a.al a do/...,, voIu„t..ers 
 
 -.Md..s, a,.d tU.y lM..,v,l tl... ,l,.,.k,.ys with th.-i.. Koa.I-sticks, ..n.l ,,rick.',l 
 
 .... with .,>„. s,.k,.s, and sl.o.,t...l son.othin,, that ^.a.n.l.Vl lik 
 
 1 to tinK.--th..y can on n>n and .a.tlast a <l.,nk..v. Alto;,..tl.:.r ca.Vs 
 
 ^mirsJl!!"''''''^''' 1""T"'""' '""' '''■'■^^' ^■'•o^^<l«laudieno..stot]...I.al- 
 tomes wLcicA'ci' wo w..i.t. 
 
 Blncher c..nld .k. notl.in- with his ,!„nk..y. TI... l>,..st scamn(^..o.l 
 /i^o:;... ae,..)ss tla, .-.rad, .uid the otlu rs ran int.> hi.n ; 1.., sera,)ed Jil icla.r 
 j.«mnst carts and the corno.-s of hons.-s ; the ....a. was tVn -^1 wHl 
 hi^. st.,ne walls and tl.., .l.a.k..y gave hin. a polisl.in, ti..st ^ . e^ ^ 
 md th..n on he ..the.., l.nt never once took the nu.l.Ue ; he ti,.allv ca e 
 to tl.. honse he was horn ,n, and .lai'te.! into the parha-, scrani,... ]!„..' ■ 
 
 fell. I <''";,''^1': yon know; y.n, go sl.,w hereafter." But the 
 
 >SeJ,t->i„l,.' and the .l.ji.kev was oix again like a shot He t„V,.r.,l , 
 corner snddenly, an.l Bind... went over his head. A^^^ to ^^.^^^ d^ 
 
 111 n lieap. ^o ham. done. A fall fr„ni on,- of those .lonkevH is of lit le 
 
 Hfter tl e c.atastroph.-, an.l waited fo.- thei,- .lisine„.lxu.e,l sad.lles to l.e 
 K hod np an,I pnt o.i by the noisy nudeteers. Bh.cher M-as p.^t 
 
 2r,l I' r"V '" 'T''J'^ ---^T time he opened his n.onth hL 
 ^ . I dul s., als.,, au.l let ofi" a series of hrays that .l.^owncl all othe,- 
 
NV AHi.Mi Arroi \|>. 
 
 41 
 
 Tt wa.s iim. .skiiiTvmi,' ni.-uinl the hiv/.v liilK,,,!.! thn.iiyl, tli.. LnnitiCil 
 canoiiM. Ihnv was that urn- thiun, umr\u , ,.l,u„t it; it VMt« a (Vrsli 
 new, .-A h,ln:,tin« H..„sati.m. this .lunkry ri.lino, ...hI woHI. a Inm.lrni 
 worn and tln»'a(ll)ar<' huuw iiU'aMiiicH. 
 
 Thf. muls W..1V a wond.-r, aial ^^vl\ tla^v ini;;'lit 1,,.. llnvwasan 
 islaial witl. only a lunalful of ,,eo|.!,. in it-- 2r,.(M)0- ..n.l vet m.oI. Hm.- 
 i-uadH .1.. not exist in tl.r Tnit...! Stat.s, ..nisi.lr ('ciitial I'aii- Kvnv 
 wIi.Mc \mi -o. m any diivrtion, y.ai lin.l ntLrr a liai.l, Mia.otl. If v,".| 
 lHmM,!,'l.fair, just spriniiini with Mark lava .saii.I. an.l l.onl. n ,i\vitl. 
 I.ttl. ;;utt,T.s lu-atly ,my..,l uitl. Muoth ,,. 1,1,1,.... or n„M,,aHlv ,.av...l 
 ones liko Umulway. Tl,..y talk nn.rl. of tho Un.ss y.ynLni ' in N.s^ 
 \i>yk, au.l .■all It a m-w inv<.nti..n--yt.t hm' thov l.avo l.,.fn nsin-r it in 
 tins niiaut.- I.ttlr i.slc ot the sea for tw(. JmiHlrc..! vrais ' Ksn v stivrt 
 ni Hoita IS lianclsonK-ly |,ave(l with heavy l{uss Klerks. an,l tla' suifaee 
 
 IS neat an.l tn... as a floor not n.arre.l l.y huhs like l]n,a.lwav \i„l 
 
 VMTV roa. is te,Ke.l in l.y tall, solid lava walls, which will last a ihon.saud 
 years 111 this land where frost i.s unknown. Thev are verv thiek and 
 are often plastered aial whif-washed, aiul ea|.,.ed with l-rojeotiiiK ;.lal.s of 
 n.t stone. 1 re,.s horn gardens al.ove hai.^^ th.'ir ,swavinn.'t,.n<lrils down, 
 and contrast la^ir l,ri;^ht ^aeen with the whitewash or the l.laek lava of 
 the walls, and make tlu'ia henutlful. Tlu- trees and vines strelel. aeross 
 these narrow roadways sometimes, and .so shutout the sun that von seem 
 o ,e riding. throui,d. a tunnel. The pavements, the roads, "and the 
 hridn-es aiv all -government work. 
 
 The bridges are of a single span-- a single arch-„f cut stone, without 
 a support, and paved on top with Hags of lava and ornamental pel.l,].. 
 work. Lvery wh.Te are- walls, walls, wall.s.-and all of then, tasteful 
 an.l handsome- -ami ..ternally substantial; an.l everywhere are those 
 luarveious i-avements, .so n.-at, s.) smootJi, an.l ho inde;<tructil.le An.l if 
 ever roads and streets, an.l the .aitsi.les of hou.ses, were ,,erfeetlv free 
 ^rk3 T *';7^''"''';"-" i:f •'•r> "■• 'l^'^t, or mu.l, or nndeanliness of 
 an> kuul, It IS Horta ,t is Fayal. Tlie lower clasnes of the ,,eople. in 
 their persons and their <lomu.i s, a.v not clean- l.ut there it stopsL ,,, 
 town and the i.sland are miracles of cleanliness 
 
 Iv^.^U}"'^ VT "^"'" ^"""r' ''^''' '•' *^"-'"''^' "^*^"'-«i"". 'i.Hl the 
 uicpiess .le nnileteer.s Hcamp..,vd at our heels through the main street 
 
 goa,h„g the donkeys,^l,oiiting the everlasting " Sekki-,./.;' ^n^^^ 
 John Browns Bo.1/' m ruinous English. '^ 
 
 Wlien we dismounted an.l it came to settling, the shouting an.l jawin.' 
 
 mid sweanng and .piarreling among the muleteers an.l with us T 
 earyMleaf..ning^ One fellow wonl.l demand a dollar an laau- f^r th^ 
 
 use of his donkey; another claime.l half a dollar for priekii... him 
 
 i^>,anot]ier a .luarter for helping in that service, an.l about fb^.rtee 
 
 em 11 OILS and every vagrant of them was more vociferous, and more 
 vehement and more fnu.tic in gestiue than liis neighbor. VVe paid ox e 
 guide, and i,aid for one muleteer to eacli donkev 
 
42 
 
 TIIK ISLAND I'K'O. 
 
 tJ^^TZ'Z::Ti^ "*■ ^''^ "''"''" r '-''-y •"°''- We sailed along 
 tm siiou, ot tlie LslaiKl Pico, under a stately ^vem pyramid that rose uu 
 
 ^ h one unbroken sweej, from ourvery feet to an altitude of 7,0 Let 
 
 JUKI tla-ust Its sumnut above the white clouds like an island adrift Tn a 
 
 Az^-of io^; offt.sl.onjn,es, lemons, figs, aj.ricots, etc. in those 
 Office repLis! ^ "'' •''"^'- ^ ""' "«* ^'^^ ^" -"*« P'^tent- 
 
(^H AFTER VII 
 
 A WEEK of bufietin,^ a teni].,..stuous and irloutloss sea • a wopt 
 tl.e .smoking i-ooni^it mX '^"''^^^^^^l^- l-erfornnng at donnnoes in 
 
 the 
 
 rusli of tlie seetliin"- 
 
 abroad once nuni all e tf^;"'^ ""•' '^ ^'T^"^' *" ''' "^^ *^'^ •'^J^il''« ^'^""ly 
 could onh ,tu^ loo !.^W1 ^"^'^'"'''', ''r'r^* "!•"" '"'"'y -""tenanco 
 
 flushed .<r i? w • . '"'"' •^r^'J-kled with },luiusure, i.allld clieeks 
 
 Hushed aga„, and fran)e,s weakened l.y .sickness g!tthered new life from 
 
44 
 
 Tin: JUX.IC OF (illJUALTAIJ. 
 
 t he .nMckeniii- iu(I„,Mims of tlie l.rl-lit, fivsl, mui.iin- Ve... ,,,1,1 from •, 
 still mere potent iutluence, the .vor.i rastinvay.s w^re to see the l,h..sse,'| 
 an. Mj,.uii .-and to see it was to hrhio- hack that mother-hnul that was 
 111 all tJieir tJion^^-Jits. 
 
 Within the. ho,u' v.ew,.,v fairly within the Stir.its of Uihraitar, th*. 
 tall, ye low-splotehe,! lulls of Africa on our rio^l.t, with their hases veil,.,! 
 m a blue haze, and their summit swathed in eh.uds-tlio same Ir-in-.- 
 acconhng to Smi-ture, which says that " clou.ls and darkness is over tlie 
 and. Ik, ^,vorc s were sj)oken of this particular portion of Africa 1 
 beheye. On our loft were the ..ranite-ril.bcl .lomes of old Spain l^.e 
 Strait IS only thuteeii miles wide in its narrowest i)urt 
 
 At short inteiTals along the Spanish shore, were ,p>aint-lookin.- ohl 
 ^tone towers-Moorish, we thought-da.t learned Ix'tter afterwards In 
 
 [rZ, rV * 'n ^'^"T" ^•"^^•■•^'^"«"» t" «''''-^t along the Spanish Main 
 111 then hoats, till a safe opportunity seemed to present itself, and then 
 ^h,rt m and cap-trirea Spanish village, and carry off all the pretty women 
 tley couhl ind. It was a j.leasant business, and was Verv popuLir. 
 liie Spaniards built these watchtoMers on the hills to enable them to keen 
 ii sliari)er lookout on the :\roroccan Ki)eciilators. 
 
 The picture on the other liand M-as very beautiful to e\es wearv of the 
 
 ehS"' p"!' "!"! ^•'■' '""^ Z^'*^ *''" "^'^I'^ ^^^"'l"^"^' «^'^'^^ Avonderfiillv 
 cJie itul. Lut while we stood adnuring the cloud-capped peaks and th'e 
 
 lowlands robed m misty gloom, u finer picture burst upon us and chained 
 every eye like a magnet^-a stately ship, with can^•as piled on canvas till 
 she was one towering mass of bellying sail ! She came speedin-^ over 
 the sea like a great bird. Africa and Spain were forgotten. All homao-e 
 was for t le lieautiful stranger. While every bodv gazed, .she swe;t 
 superbly by, and flung the Stars and Stripes to the breeze I Quicker 
 than thought, hats and handkerchiefs flashed in the air. and a chel- went 
 "P . She was beautiful before-she was ■•adiant now. Manv a one on 
 our decks knew then for the first time how tame a sight his country's 
 flag is at home compared to what it is in a foreign land. To see it is^to 
 see a visum of home itself and all its idols, and would feel a thrill that 
 would stir a very river of sluggish blood : 
 
 We M-ere approaching the famed Pillars of Hercules, and already the 
 Af^^-ican oiie," Ape's Hill," a grand old mountain with summit streaked 
 with granite ledges, ^v,vs m sight. The other, the great Eock of Gibraltar. 
 was ye^t to come. The ancients considered the Pillars of Hercules the 
 head of navigation and the end of the Avorld. The information the 
 uicients didnt have was very voluminous. Even the prophets wrote 
 iHJok after book, and epi.stle after epistle, yet never once hinted at the 
 existeiice of a great continent on our side of tjie water ; yet they must 
 liave known it was there, I should think. 
 
 In a few moments a lonely an.l eiiorm.ms mass of rock, standiir-' 
 seemingly in the centre of the wide strait and apparently washed on alT 
 
 aides by the sea, swung magnificently into view, and we n^e.led n-.te-lious 
 traveled , , . „ . < 'i_ u nuuh 
 
 like that 
 
 ed parrot to tell us it was < ribralti 
 
 ni one kingdom. 
 
 ir. There could not l)e two rock 
 
TIRESOME REPETITION. 
 
 'it, iUi(Lfroin m 
 icc tlie l)]('sse(l 
 laiul tliiit was 
 
 Uil>raltar, thv 
 ir Itast'.s veiled 
 e same l)L'iiii;- 
 Bss is over the 
 1 of Africa, 1 
 I Spain. The 
 
 it-looking old 
 Pi'wards. In 
 ■Spanish Main 
 elf, and tlien 
 iretty Avonien 
 very jxjpular. 
 tlieni to keep 
 
 weary c)f the 
 
 wondei'fully 
 
 faks and the 
 
 and chained 
 
 n canvas till 
 
 peeding uvei' 
 
 All homage 
 
 , she swept 
 
 e ! Quicker 
 
 a cheer went 
 
 ly a one on 
 
 lis country's 
 
 o see it is to 
 
 a thrill that 
 
 already the 
 nit streaked 
 )f Gibraltiir, 
 [ercules the 
 ■niation the 
 i)hets wi-ote 
 ited at the 
 
 they must 
 
 k. standing 
 islied on alj 
 i no tedi(nis 
 ^' tv,(} rocks 
 
 45 
 
 'I 
 ■I 
 
 h 1.400 to ,oOO feet high, and a .,uaiter of a n.ile wide at its basV 
 lie side and on., end of it co.no .-tbunt us straight uj. out of the sea ,us 
 Hie side o a house, the other end is irregular aiul the other side is a 
 steep slant which an army would lind very ditHcuit to climb. At tlio 
 foot of this slant is the M-alIe,l town of (iibraltar-or ratlu-r the town 
 ocrnpies part o the slant. Every where-<m hillside, in the ,.recipice 
 by he sea on the heigh ts,--e very where you choose to look, (iibrdtai- 
 
 i 
 
 is clad with masonrv and brisi'lin.o' 
 
 with guns. 
 
 It makes a strikiiu;- and 
 
 In el., picture, hom whatsoever point you contem].late it. It is pushed 
 out into the sea on the end of a flat, narrow strip of land, and is Jugges- 
 tne of a -^gob o mud on the end of a shingle. A fbw'hundred Zdn 
 of tins flat ground at its base belongs to the English, and then, extendin.. 
 across the strip from the Atlantic to the Mediterranean, a di.;tance of a 
 quarter of a mile, comes to the " Neutral Ground;" a space of two 
 hundred or three hundred yards wide, whicli is free to both parties ' 
 
 •• Are you going through Spain to Paris (" Tliat question las bandied 
 about the ship day and night from Fayal to GibraUar, and I thou-ht I 
 never couhl get so tired of he.iring any one combination of words a<.uin 
 ..riHore ircd of answering, "I don't know." At the last mon.ent six 
 nr seven had sufhcient decision of character to make up their minds to 
 
 late 1 oM, and I couhl make up my mind at my leisure, nut to •-o I 
 
 m;ist hr.ve a prodigious quantity of miml ; it fcdces me as much as a 
 
 week, sometimes, to make it up. 
 
 But behold how annoyances repeat themselves, We liad no sooner 
 gott«, .•ul of the hpaau distress than the Gibraltar guides started another 
 -a tiresome repetition of a legend that liad nothinu' very astonishing; 
 about ,t, even in_ the first place; "That higli hill yonder is called tlit 
 gueens Chair; it ,s because one of the Queen's of Sj.ain ]. laced her 
 cliair there when the Frencli and Spanish troops were besieo-ing Gibraltar 
 and .said she would never move from the .sj.ot till the English .la.,,. wa.s 
 
 oNvered from tne fortresses. If the English hadn't been gallant eimugh 
 to lower the flag for a few hours one .lay, she'd have ha.l to break her 
 • tatii or die u.) there." 
 
 sulI^/'"'^'""''T :'"'^;^^'ir"^l'' tlie steep, narrow streets and entered the 
 
 sut..iraiman galleries the English liave blasted out in the r.)ck. These 
 
 ga,lleries arc like spacious railway tunn..!s, and at short intervals in them 
 
 great guns frown out up.,n the sea and town througli port-holes five or 
 
 X hundre. feet above the ocean. There is a mile or so of this subter- 
 
 laneaii work, and it must liave cost a vast .k^al of money and labor. 
 
 i It gallery guns cmniand the peninsula and the harbors of both oceans, 
 
 but h..y might as well not be there, I should think, for an army coul. 
 
 lai-cl ly ehmb the perpendicular wall of the rock any how. Those lofty 
 
 poit-holes afiord superb views of the s..a, though. At one pl...ce. wliere 
 
 a luttmgcrag was hollowed out into a great chamber whose furniture 
 
 Mas hug^. cannon an.l whose windows w.re port-holes, a glim,. so was 
 
 •^•aught of a hill not far away, and a sol.lier .said : ' '^ '' 
 
46 
 
 rURIOSITIKS OF THE SKCHET CAVEHN.S. 
 
 " Tlmt Jii^rh ],iii yonder is called the Oiiwn'si (<),.,;,. ■>. ■ i 
 Queen of Spain i.kced her o]Jv\hll ^'""^ it is beOause a 
 
 Spanish troops ^v4•e Se iL Gi rdtT', T'' ^l^'" '^'' ^'''''^' •''"*' 
 
 ti.iie»t littfe t,n--Imt/ vcreiS en,to^ 1 T •"* " *',"""» '"=" "» 
 aiKl oll,cr vessel, tl,,,t , ere Mm .il 'I"!" ''•'' "'" 'oleK»l>»» : 
 
 »..>I mvislUe to tl o , ke I eve eo ,Ti:'""i''- "I"' T" '''^*>' "'"J- ^'M.- 
 tl.e,e tele»„,,e». Bel"v- „ -"'.e si ■ f iS ;''»'■'%""*«' ""-""gl. 
 
 ™,.s of ,„tte,.ios, „,„, „ ,; tw others;, •:i,,'t:;; ;^:z r ' "" ""'"'» 
 
 party, came up and sai<I • ^^'"^"^ belonging to another 
 
 "sri "Inf ^''f ,^f ^'"^'^V' ^^ ^""^^' *^'^ Q^^«^»'« Ghair"- 
 >5ii, 1 am a helj.le.ss oiphan m a forei'm land Rnv^ „;+,- ^ 
 I>on o-_no%v ,/«„'« infliot that most in-KFRv .r 7.] i ^ ^ ""^ "'''• 
 
 to-day '" "^•^'' "•'** '^nt'iiil on me any move 
 
 possible u project as the takhig it bv a t^u v^MM "^"^ "1 -"V 
 
 more than once. ' ''"'"''•'^—'""1 ^t-t it has been tried 
 
 cHs^^ZiJ^'oMhitT^^'^rn ^^^^'-V^^'-""^^' -^'' '^ «^--ch old 
 
 with mi4;^r b^uL;^ :^ 'ir iSrs:!;;^ 'Hir f ;^^^ ^7". 
 
 battles and sieges that are foi-.-otten now tlT.l f \ '•*' ?"*''' "' 
 behind it, was cliscovered some W g^' .M^^^^::^^ "^ f^'^ 
 qnisite wkmanship, and some qnaint old ^ of f'/irTh t ?" 
 
 cave in the sea extmn tTof Oi ,V?1 J'T"^ ^""''' ^^'"^ '^^^^^ ^""'"1 "^ ^ 
 
 o.uy i,v«, befo,, ei.e tt^.,, ..„t ., ,„„oi. .::t:n,zX^:z:zx 
 
ECCENTItK^ SHIPMATKS. 
 
 — O" 
 
 011 an endless 
 
 s been tried 
 
 47 
 
 this cave, likeJ.se, a^e fbn,^"kelS:;,:::.^ S o/!! ill^rS" ''I 
 in every part of Africa, yet within nK.nory and tr. it 1 "''''* 
 
 isted m any portion of Spain, save this loifeT.k of 'H ,■ "'If' T 
 
 theoiy is that the chaimel between Gibra ?• r • h Itl, ^i !'• , ?'] *''^ 
 
 it was once ocean, and of course tlr e . Tf , ^"'"1' ^V"" '''''""• 
 at Gibraltar (after rock, pedui^ , !"" IJ^ "{"^""''^^v'^-^ --• 
 when the great char^ge octurred. The 1 ilh i IfL. "'^ ^". '^T^ ""* 
 are full of apes, and there are iiow • nd d v.^ ' i "' *''« ^■^"'^"el,. 
 
 Eock of Gibraltar-but not els vTere a S ^ Tl ^^^^^^ 
 
 terestuig one. <^i''t\viiti€ m tepam . The subject is an in- 
 
 There is an English 
 
 '™i''' ™ °\ '-?"'"""'; °' ?■""" ■"■ J.wo '>»■■.. .-.i..! 
 
 costumes of snowv white •nul .,!«,. +1, ^ed and bine, and undress 
 
 rpi.e.1, .;,„-.»,,«,, t,^:rri "I ;, ■;:: ;:rz,;rst:;"' ""■«,- 
 
 Tangier, some brown, some vellow -md souu> .'T ] i ^etouan and 
 
 Jews from all around in gaS n^ L n 'v • I 1 r' '' '"'^"'^ "'^^-^">'' 
 are in pictures and tneatr^. 'n f usf^ l.t^ ""i!^'"^'';^' J"«* 'f they 
 ago, no doubt. You can easilv iiSL- ai K^ , f U /'""'T^ ^^^^"^''^ 
 pUgi-ims suggest that expression, l^^ £;^ ^ ^T^T 
 procession through these foreign places with.,,.) t f.*''^ggl"ig 
 
 complacency and* independence iW rtle ) lilt ourJ"u"\'^'" f '' 
 fifteen or sixteen States of the TTnim. f i , ' ^i^^e uj) from 
 
 «Mftingpanorama^S:;!intoS;r "'""'' «tare at ii this 
 
 Speaking of our pilgrims reminds me tl..it ^-^ i, ,,. 
 .n.o,,; „., who ,„■» '„„;„eti„,« „„ IZ^ H '..""irrV™"'" 
 the Oracle m that li.st. I will exnlnin +1, ,i +i /? , ' ''"* *^'"""^ 
 
 old ass who eats for four an looks wse, ^\^^''''\' ,'« »» i""oce.nt 
 France would have airHortoTook . . 1 ' ' ''^'"'' ^"''^'''^'y «^" 
 
 when he can think "? a fom. ? X '-11 ':'" l""'^ '^ -'-^yJ^^We wonl 
 
 k.iows the meaning of any om ^^j j ' ,,,, ^;, ^y '-^''^ !'".«« ^^^ chance 
 
 rla^e : yet he will^renelj ^r li ^^Si^I^e ^^^Z '" "'^^^ 
 ject, and back it un comulaceutlv witl. 1 I ^^'® '""'^* fd)struse sul,- 
 
 never exi»te<l, »,„, {in:^;^'! l''™ S /r;;;..-'"?'"™. »•'"! 
 the question, say he has been tlipv« oil +1 /• , ^' "*"*-''' ^"'^' "* 
 
 -itl/your oVn V,ken ;^ ;^^^^^^^ ^^^ -»- '-k at you 
 
 and play them in your veiy teeth ^^Z'A^d ^^!^r u " "S '''''^''^> 
 chapter in the giuded.ooks, mixl the facTa 1 'f^^^^^^^^^ , ^' ''''^' « 
 and then goes otfto inflict t).. wLll "^'' 7'*^' ^"» '""' niemorv. 
 
 has been Lterl L hi XtS S veVr' T 'r"fr'^^ "^ ""'^^''^"^ -^i^^l' 
 from erudite aut^H^V^.o "1 deuf 0^- f T^"'^^ ^f ^"'^'^''^^ "^ ^^^^^^^^ 
 ins at breakfast he pointed ^u^o?,!^^:-^^;!^^*- ^'^'^ '""'^^ ^ 
 
 ■ H 
 
 ''I*: 
 
48 
 
 kccentrk; shipmates. 
 
 il't tlu'Ul 
 
 Wc can tolerate 
 
 "Do you see tliat tliore l.ill out tlier.- on tliat African coast ?--lt's ono 
 of then, pillows of lUv]<vMs, I .should say-- and there's the nltimate one 
 alongside of it. 
 
 '-The ultimate one— that is a good M-onI— hut the Pillars aivnot 
 hoth on the same .side of the strait," (I saw he had been deceived I.v -i 
 carelessly written .sentence in the Guide liook.) ' ' 
 
 "Well, it ain't for you to .say, nor for uie. Some authors states it 
 that way, and some states it different. Old Gil.hous don't sny nothino- 
 about it,~iiist shirks it comolete— (iib).ons always done that when he 
 got stuck— but tliere is Rolami)ton. what does Ae s.-iv MVliy heviv.s 
 that tJK.'y are both on tlu^ same side, and Trincnliau. "and Soha'ster -uul 
 hyraccus, and L:ingomarganl)l — " ' ' 
 
 _ '• Oh, that will do-that's enough. If yon liave got vour hand in for 
 inveuting authors and testimony, I have nothing nioiv to sav- 
 lie on the same side." 
 
 We don't mind the Oracle. We rather like him. 
 the Oracle very easily ; but we have a poet and a "good-natured enter- 
 prizmg idiot on board, and the}' do distress the company. The one -ave,s 
 coi)ie.s of his verses to Consuls, commanders, hotel keejwrs, .\rabs Dutch 
 --to any body, in fact, who will submit to a grievous inliictiou most 
 kindly meant. His poetiy is all very well on shipboard, notwithstandin-. 
 wlien he wrote an "Ode to the Ocean in a Storm" in one half-hour luri 
 an '■ Apostro])he to the Rooster in the Waist of the Ship" in the next 
 the transition Avas considered to be rather abrupt : but ^^ hen he sends au' 
 uivoice of rhymes to the Oovernor of Fayid and another to the coinmander- 
 in-cluef and other dignitaries in (4ibraltar, with the compliments of the 
 Laureate of the Shij), it is not popular with the i-a.ssen<'ers. 
 
 The other personage T have mentioned is ^-oung and gre(>n, and not 
 bright, not learned and not wise. He will be. though, some day if l-e 
 recollr^cts the answers to all Jiis (juestions. He is known al)out tlie shin 
 as the "Interrogation Point," and this l)y constant use ha.s become 
 shortened to "Interrogation." He has d'istinguished himself twice 
 already. In Fayal they j.ointed out a hill .and told him it was ei^dit 
 hundred feet high and eleven hundred feet long. And tuey told hiiu 
 there w^as a tunnel two thousand feet long and one thousand feet hi-di 
 running tlirougli the hill, from end to end. He believed it. He repeated 
 It to eveiy body, discussed it, and read it from his notes. Finallv, he 
 took a useful hint from this remark whicli a tlioughtful old i)ii<aim 
 made : ■ i .■? 
 
 "Well, 3^es, it 2.v a little remarkable— singular tunnel alto"-ether~ 
 stauds up out of tlie top of the hill about two hundred feet, .niKrone end 
 of it sticks out of the hill about nine hundred !" 
 
 Here in Gibraltar he corners these educated British officers and bad-'ers 
 them with braggadocia about America and the wonders she can perfom 
 He told oiie of them a couple of our gunboats could come here and knock 
 Gibraltar into the MediteiTaneaii Sea ! 
 
HKAUUINCi TUK MOOK I.V Hl.S CASTLK. 
 
 ast ? — It's Olio 
 ' ultimate one 
 
 illiU'.s arc not 
 (lecei\t'(l Iiy -i 
 
 hors states it 
 t .SKV iiotliiim- 
 
 1 
 
 tliat wlicu ]io 
 Vliy, lie Kays 
 Sobastcr, and 
 
 !• liaiul in foi- 
 ity- let tlieni 
 
 can tolerate 
 atured enter- 
 'hc one given 
 
 val's, Duteli, 
 iiietion most 
 ivitiistandinj^ 
 iilf-lioui', au(i 
 
 in tiie next, 
 
 lie sends an 
 connnander- 
 ments of tlie 
 
 cen, and not 
 s day, if he 
 out the ship 
 has become 
 nself t\yice 
 t was eiglit 
 ey told liini 
 id f(>et high 
 He repeated 
 Finally, he 
 old pilgrim 
 
 Itogetlier^ — 
 nd one end 
 
 md hadgers 
 lu perform. 
 ' and knock 
 
 4? 
 
 At this j.resent moment, half a .lozen of us aiv taking a private pleasure 
 excursion of our own devising. We form rather more tl an if the t 
 of win e passengers on hoard a small steamer hound for the e i. nb e 
 Moorisli town ot Tangier, Africa. Nothing could be inore a .'oh telv 
 certam than that we are enjoying ourseh-es. ( >ne can not cIo o he wi ^ 
 who speeds over these .sparkling waters, and breathes the soft tmosT.hm ^ 
 of this sunny laml. Care can not assail us here. We are r if i ' 
 jurisdiction, "ic-uui oi it,> 
 
 We even steamed recklessly by the frowning fortress of M-d-.b..f i . 
 .stronghold of the Emperor of Morocco,) without a t wh^e of ft • T i 
 whole garris<m turnedout under arms, and a,ssumeda tlu'ateuim^^attitu e 
 -ye s 111 we du not fear. The entire garrison niarche.l and' coin e 
 
 ^:''j:^iXr''^'''' '' ''" '"^-y-' -withstandiny^e:::. 
 
 I sup,,ose Ave really do not know what fear is. I iu.adred the n-ime 
 of the gamson of tlie fbi^ressof Malabat, and they said ^ Z. S W 
 All Ben bancom. I said it would be a <rood i i»... tn ,rof . ^"' "*^'"^^ 
 gamins to help him ; but they said no*! CLd'tt^ di^ ll^^^t 
 
 s:;;is::::;ling H;::^.;::t.Zn™^^ ''''-' ^'^^' '^""'^^ ^-^ -" -^•*- 
 
 fivery now and then my gbve purchase in Gibraltar last ni-dit 
 ntrudes itself upon me. Dan and the .ship's surgeon and I ha bee u 
 to the great square, li.stenmg to the music of the iine militarv ' ids 
 and coiitemplatmg English aiul Spanish female loveliness llnfft^iS' 
 aid. a Docock, were on our way to the theatre, when we met the 
 Genera the Judge, the Commodore, the Colonel, a ul the Connnis'lner 
 
 b e 'to'Se avf h" ""' t""""V" ""r^'^' ^^'^•' "-1 Au.ic:;:X 1^ 
 the bill ff . T7' ! '>'''*'' ^^'""' ''''''^ titl^« '^"^1 impoverish 
 
 Sar t le H r :f 7 I "' ^■ T' '" ^"^ ""'''' *" '^'' '^**^« ^'^"^^v store, 
 near the Hall of Justice, and buy some kid gloves Thev said tl.ev 
 
 go to the theatre m kul gloves, and we acted upon the l/int. A very 
 iMidscuue young lady in the store offered me a pair of blue .doves T 
 
 iike'm Lr^y'"' '"*f ^^ ^'f f'^y ''-'''''' ''''''■'^•y l*-ttv on a hand 
 like mine. The remark touched me tenderly. I glanced * furtive! vJt 
 my hand, and somehow it did seem a ratlier inelv t Xr I titd a 
 glov^e on my left, and blushed a little. Manifestly the size m.^Too 
 small for me. But I felt gratified when she said • ' '''^ ''''''''''' ^^ 
 
 Oh, It IS p^t right l''-yet I knew it was no such thing. 
 X fSf'-Uxt It diligently, but it was discouraging work, "she said ■ 
 
 All . 1 see i/ou are accustomed to wearing kid cloves— Ijut snniA 
 
 gentlemen are ..« awkward about putting them on" " ^ 
 
 It Wius the hust compliment I liad expected. I only undei-stand nuttino- 
 
 on the buckskin article perfectly. I 'made aiiother^f^S^Ind toil" f 
 
 ^Si^lLnrde^!::;^:;:,^^ compliments, and I kept up my 
 
 ■HI, 
 
 ■W 
 
 
 
50 
 
 VANITY REBUKED. 
 
 EXTEUTAININd AN AXGEL. 
 
 " All, yo.i liave had experience !" [Rip down tlie back of tlie hand.] 
 
 "They aro just ri^lit for 
 you — your liaiid is very 
 Kinall — if tiif-y teai- you 
 need not pay for them." 
 [A rent across tlie mid- 
 dle.] I can always tell 
 when a gentleman un- 
 derstands jmtting on kid 
 gloves. There is a gra«e 
 about it that only comes 
 with long practice. [The 
 whole aftei'-guard of the 
 glove " fetched away," as 
 the sailors say, the fabric 
 ]iarted across the knuckles 
 and nothing was left but 
 a melancholy ruin.] 
 
 I was too much Matter- 
 ed to make an exjiosure, 
 ,-., ,, ,, , , '"^*^' throw the merchan- 
 
 dise on the angels hands. I was hot, vexed, confused, but still 
 happy; but I hated the other boys for takuig such an absorbing interest 
 m the proceedmgs. I wished they were in Jericho. I felt exquisitely 
 mean when I said cheerfully,— ^ •'^ 
 
 " This one does very well ; it tits elegantly. I like a glove that tits. 
 No, never mind, ma am, never mind ; I'll put the other on in the .street. 
 It IS warm here. 
 
 It was warm. It was the warmest place I ever was in. I paid the 
 bill and as I passed out with a fascinating bow, I thought I detected a 
 ightin the woman s eye that was gently ironical; and when I looked 
 ba«k from the street, and she was laughing all to herself about some- 
 thing or other, I said to myself, with withering sarcasm, " O certainly • 
 yo?* know how to put on kid gloves, don't you ?-a .self-complacent als! 
 ready to be flattered out of your senses by e^ery i)etticoat that chooses 
 to take the trouble to do it." 
 
 The silence of the boys annoyed me. Finally, Dan said, musin-ly • 
 Some gentlemen don't know how to jjut on kid gloves at al! • but 
 some do. ' 
 
 And the doctor said (to the moon, I thought,) 
 
 '' B"<^ it is always ea.sy to tell when a gentleman is usedHo nuttin.' on 
 kid gloves. ^ '="' 
 
 Dan soliloquized, after a pause : 
 
 " Ah, yes ; there is a grace about it that only comes with lon^, very 
 long practice." • oy j 
 
 " Yes, indeed, I've noticed that when a man hauls on a kid ^love like 
 he was dragging a cat out of an ash-hole by the tail, fie understands Dut- 
 tmg on kid gloves ; he's liad ex—" '■ 
 
■,•■* 
 
 IN ■niK KMIMltK OF MOKOCCO. 
 
 i" tlie Imiul.] 
 list riij;lit for 
 and is very 
 f'y tear you 
 V for tliem." 
 isH the inid- 
 
 iilwiiys tell 
 itlenuin uii- 
 ttiiig on kid 
 •e is a grace 
 
 only comes 
 ctice. [The 
 uard of the 
 d away," as 
 f, the fabric 
 ;lie knuckles 
 vas left but 
 
 ruin.] 
 
 uich Hatter- 
 n exposure, 
 le ruercliau- 
 1, but still 
 ing interest 
 
 exquisitely 
 
 • e that tits. 
 1 the street. 
 
 I i)aid the 
 
 [ detected a 
 en I looked 
 ibout some- 
 ' certainly ; 
 •lacent ass, 
 hat chooses 
 
 usingly : 
 at all ; but 
 
 51 
 
 Boys, enough ot a thn.g's n.oug], : y,,, u.iuk vou aro very su, ,rt 
 suppose, but r dou t. And if you go and tell anv of tho.„ o i . 'i i 
 lu the ship about th,s tlung, I'll never forgin- v..u iov it ; that' d '' ' 
 
 They let me alone, then, for the tini... bfin-. 'Wo ahvivs I ,t I \h 
 alone .n time to prevent ill ft^ling from H.Knlin:: ^i^ I) ; 1 
 
 bougiit gloves, too, as I cd. AVe. threw •il! tl„. 7.,,,. .1, , ■. ' 
 
 1«, „l y,.llo,v s|,l„to „.», „,„1 c.o„l,l ,„.i,l„.,.»t.„.i ,«..„.,„■ ,,ul,li ' i ,i , 
 
 L' s rr "' " *■"■' ""■""""■ '•"' "■■■ •''■' "•■•■ ' 'kv N.n-;;. "s,;;; 
 
 *ii 
 
 V,t» 
 
 puttiug^on 
 
 long, very 
 
 glove like 
 stands jiut- 
 
CHAPTER VIII. 
 
 rjlHIS is n>yal ! L.t tl.„M. who went up thruu^I. S.ui.i make the I,.st 
 
 iiiti Ai.iui.i) ivm^^iitK. Here are no -rt-Jiiti! iiifii visil)l(' v,.+ J,... 
 
 the Jioiisos nearly are one and tM-o-story ; niu.le o{ tlnV u l . 
 
 plastered outside; square as a drv-^ooclVbox fj. •!!':, ''* "*"""' 
 
 cj>nucos ; whitewashld all over-;,:::tled^itf' f t^wvl^s ' •^' V-S 
 . the (lours are arched with the peculiar arcli we\ee in Af •' . 
 
 Tliere are stalwart Bedouins of the desert her > n, If . i Ar 
 proud of a history that goes back to tl.e ni h^of i n^ „ T '' ^^T''' 
 iathe. Hed hither centuries upon eenturie^:!nd'^a.i;^ ^JS^^Z 
 
c\ ^., 
 
 A KINXV TOWN. 
 
 53 
 
 e the I)e,st 
 our little 
 ic Jirt'seiit. 
 Klwswliert' 
 'ojtle, l.ut 
 iliiir witli 
 rce. We 
 
 — "U'cil,'!! 
 
 i;i,'?i in.siil.' 
 (liliite its 
 
 'tlli'f liiud 
 
 s not the 
 ■e uhvays 
 
 lectures 
 >r I'tality. 
 1 eiiuugh 
 I if ever 
 iny })ook 
 'j swiU'ins 
 
 iuclosecl 
 hi. All 
 )f' stone ; 
 top ; no 
 i.' And 
 )it'tnn's ; 
 Jil niiiny 
 red tiles 
 ■e in the, 
 ish ones 
 n enter, 
 six, hnt 
 ;heni by 
 
 IMoors, 
 , wlio.se 
 ns from 
 
 the nionntains — Imin ont-thronts „i.-i • • i 
 
 Mack as Muses ; an.l h.J^^^^^^Z^'l^'^^ 1 " n'""". "'«''""^- "« 
 all sorts an.l descriptions </„,,!]' "'""."•'•"•' '"■<'"<Ih of Aral.s- 
 
 ,ip„n. ' * 1" "I''' ^'"'t '"•'' *"'■'■•;,"' 'NHl ruri,.u,s to look 
 
 "...1 ni.nson' sash of n ,v f ' ""'""'r'' ""''•'•'"''"■'••■-I J-ket. goM 
 
 fowsers that v con "lit 1 h .)"'"';' •''',!■" '""' '•"""' ''"'^ -'''«*» 
 
 yar.ls of stuff in the, .n n 1 /"'^ knee and yet have tw-nty 
 
 .Vcllow slipp,.,.s. an n ; ';''''^"''' •"'^'^''•-. .sto,.kin.de,s,s feef. 
 
 <Iowi;^ white hen s , .1: ""^ ^"' ^-^ '"- "«<"' Moors wi 
 
 <loNviM;( White heanls andloii^r wl.iirri '"•?, ^"^'■'' ""' "«"'' ^^•^"'•'^ ^^'f' 
 with Ion;... cowled s't e< S. i '' '"^'' ''''^ '"•'^^''^ ^ '""' '^'"'-"i"^ 
 
 Hcan slau-en, except ri;;:!.;^:,::;;;^;:^:?;;""^' ^'•"-^ -'t'' ''-'h 
 
 wo.n...are^.n;;L:;:i;zxr^^ 
 
 >no 
 
 •y 
 
 whose sex can on v h.^' d t^! , 7 hv ', ' f " ^ "T -Into n.bes, an 
 eye visihie. and n,:ver look .t Z ,.f tl ' ''"^ ""'^ '*'"^" "'" 
 
 the.n in pnl.lic He v ^ h\-P ,"'t "'''" '■'^''' *^'" "'"^ '""'<"^1 '^^ hy 
 
 tli^ir waistl ^liij; :.:^^:; rS. t:^" ;» ;.l.Yahe,.dines, sash.^ 
 Df their he;ulK 1,..;. i, . , " *'''5 J'*^'^' «knll-caps noon tho 
 
 I])'! npon tho 
 and cut strai,',dit 
 
 them n 
 ahout 
 
 Tangier anoest. llf worn Jul T V' V'" r'*""^""" ^'"^''■"" ^''-•• 
 centuries. Tlieir feS .uu \h cle "r/bt' ' Tr" '"" ""'"> '--'•'-•"•^' 
 and hooked alike. Thev aH rese> le e .1 H ' ""^'^^ '^''^ "" I'<>'>I^-<h1, 
 almost believe they wII^TS.!^; ' Sr: """' "'"' r"" '^•"''*' 
 l"-etty, and do smile upon a C!h rsti. n i .. •?"•'"•" '"'" l''"'"'' '^"^ 
 
 comforting. ' '^■iiu.stian in a way which is in the last .legree 
 
 What a fininv old town it it i t+ i-i 
 
 jest, and bandv^l^ ft '^X,^ hat cj Z^^"" V^o^-'tion to -laugh, and 
 the stately pi.raseolo.rv ard b. f '"^ '"'"'^ T ^'^""'•'' '*^'^'«- <>"lv 
 
 Prophet are uitS Jo a veT.er.,b 'T^'^T"^ T'''^' "^ *''^' "'^"'^ '^t' the 
 ling wall tha w, s old wle r r^X''^'' *'''^- ^''''' '« ^^ ^•^"■"•- 
 wh^n Peter the Xn it ;ir;;/ An.erica ; was old 
 
 arm for the firstT^ 1 ^^ o d wl"^ f 'T '^ '''^ ^^^»''''« ^"^^"-^ *« 
 heleagiiered enchai ed t^tTeTa U .T\ '""-t"':'"-^ ""'* '''« 1"'J''^1'»« 
 fabled days of T o^den tW w f ^^-'^H'iants anrl genii in the 
 
 walke,l the eartl stood wleii't 7" 1 / 'V''" !'^""''^* '""' ''•« ''i«*^'P'*'« 
 
 were yocai, ancl lien bJu-^Hnd «^ l"- f"^"^'' '^■'''" '^'' ''l'« "^" ^^f^'""">» 
 
 The Ph.;nicianr.L :fi;"l!?^^^ "'.*^'«ilt-!^.t'^ «^- '"'oient Thel,es : 
 
 ori 
 
 It by Julius Ca 
 infant Saviour 
 
 The Ph.enioians the W "'tJie streets of ancient Thebes I 
 
 I'aye battled fr¥;„/iev^r"''"'^ ^'' ^'"'^^''^'' ^^I«"^«' ^""'ans, all 
 oriental-looking luZ f ~; oirdrV* ?"' '"*-^*- "^^^'^^ '^ '^ ^^^^^^' 
 his goat-skin M^ith .SwZr^.'! rlV':^^!/" V!?-- Africa, filliiJ 
 
 tlie 
 
 V nine 
 the 
 
 Hi 
 
 »^1 
 
 
 .Aj^ 
 
 i 
 
 irgms an,is, have stood upon it, may be. 
 
r>i 
 
 A I HAIil.K OK ANTK^rnV. 
 
 Nc.ii' il iiic I'lr niim of a iloclc ynr.! wlit-i'.. ('a'.sar it.|iiiiivil lii.H sliiiM 
 ii!i«l loii.li-d tli.iii witli Kniiii wlu-ii I..- invad.-,! Uritiiiii, Hftv vcnns licfniv 
 tlic CJiiisliiiii fi.i. ' ' 
 
 Hi'lV. lllld.r ill,, ([iiict HtlU's, tllfsr nl.l stlV(•t^^ Sfl'lll tlllolixcd with til." 
 
 Itlimituiiis of foixott.'U Hjrc.s. My t'vrs all- ivstiii;,' ii|>uii »' spot \vli.-iv 
 Kt«.nd 11 inomiiiH-nt wliidi was sf.-ii aial d.'.sciil,,.,! \,y Hoinaii IiistnnaiH 
 less than twn tlioiisaud years a^u, w linvoii was insv'iilK'd : 
 
 '• NVi; AUK Tin; Ca.naanitks. Wk auk tiikv that havi: iikkn imuvka 
 on m:- thk la.nu or Canaan hv tiu: .Jkwish kohiikii, .Josm a." 
 
 .loslma (li«>\r them out, mid tliey eauie licic. Not iiiiniy miles from 
 liere is a trilte of J.^ws whusc. ancestors tied thither after an 'uiisiicn-ssfMJ 
 revolt ayfiiiist Kin-- David, and these (heir <K'seeiidaiits are still under a 
 b.in iiul keep to themselves. 
 
 Tjin.u'ler has hcen mentioned in history for thivi- thousand veais. Ami 
 It was a town, though a nwvv one, Avhe'n Hereules, clad in his lion-skin, 
 Ian led here, four thousand years a,<,'(). In these streets he met Anitus,' 
 the Kin;H' of the country, and l.rained liim with his did), which was tin' 
 fasliion amon.K yentjemi-n in those days. The people of Tangier (caUed 
 Tin;.iis, then,) lived in tlie rudest possii)le huts, and dressed in skins and 
 carrii'd cliths, and were as sava/.-e as the wild heasts thev were constantly 
 o))li;,'ed to vN-ar with. But they wer(> a ^'entlemanly Vace, and did no 
 work. They lived on the natural products of tlie "land. Their kinir's 
 country residence was at the famous Garden of Hesi>erides, seventy mih's 
 down the coast from lure. Tlie j^'arden, with its j... Men apples, (oranges,) 
 IS goiH^ no\\ — no vesti.tfe of it remains. AntKpiariaus concede that such 
 n )»tir,sona«'e as Heirules did exist in ancient tunes, and apve that he was 
 an enteiprisin;^ and ener.<;etic man, hut decline to I.elieve him a i;oo<l, bona 
 fid:'i f;()d, Itwau.se that wouhl l)e unconstitutional. 
 
 Down here at Cape Spartel is the celebrated cave of Hercules, where 
 that hero took refu<,'e when he wa , vaiKpiished and drix ii out of the 
 lankier country. It is full of inscripti .s in the dead lan!,niaj,'es, which 
 fact makes me think Hercules could i nt have traveled much, else he 
 would not have kept a journal. 
 
 Five (hiys' journey from here— .say 200 miles— are the ruins of an 
 juicient city of whose history there is neither record nor tradition. And 
 yet Its arches, its columns, and its statues, proclaim it to have been Imilt 
 by an enliohteued race. 
 
 The -j;eneral size of a store ill Tan.vdei- is about that of an ordinary 
 8how.^r-b:»th in a civilized land. The Mohammedan merchant, tinman, 
 «hoemaker, or vendor of trifles, sits ci-os.s-lej,%'ed on the floor, and reaches 
 after any article you may want to buv. You can rent a whole block of 
 these pi,y;eon-holes for fifty dollars a month. The market people crowd 
 tlie inarket-plaoe with their baskets of tigs, dates, melons, apricots, etc., 
 sind anions: them M'e tvmir, 07 huh-ri a-sses, not nuich iaii.'ii, if any, than a 
 -Newfoundland dog. Tl- s< e is lively, is iiicturesqiie, and smells like a 
 
il llin slli|M 
 ('ill's licfoic 
 
 •(I uith tlif 
 
 ■ipllt wlu'jv 
 
 IiistDiiniH 
 
 KX DIUVKN 
 i." 
 
 iiiilt'H from 
 iisiit'ccsst'nl 
 II iindtM- it 
 
 ars. And 
 
 lion-skin. 
 
 ct AnituH, 
 
 c'li wa.s tlip 
 
 fit'i- (nilit'd 
 
 skins and 
 
 constantly 
 
 nd did no 
 
 it'ii- Icintf's 
 
 iMity milt's 
 
 (oranges,) 
 
 that sudi 
 
 lat he was 
 
 •ood, l)ona 
 
 ft lUOl s IIKVKM K SV.STKM. Tt.'* 
 
 poljco ,<ourt. TIh. .Jewish mon..y d.an;;vrs have their den.s eh. t hand • 
 
 "'"',■•'",',•)' ;"^' '"■ "'"'"- •"■<^"/e eoins and transferrin- them from" 
 
 one hushelhasket t<, another. They don't coin nu.eh mon.-v nou-a-davs 
 think. I saw none la.t what ^vas dat..d four or five hnndred vea,->; 
 Imek. an.l Avas hadly worn and imttered. These eoins ar." not v.-rv vahiahle 
 .la.k SNvnt out to got a Napoleon ehan«(Hl, so as t.. have mone'v suited t.i 
 the j^en.Taleheapness of thin;.s. andean,., haek and said In- had - swanmrd 
 he hank ; ha. hr.ai^rl.t .'levn .,uarts of e..in. ami th.- hea.l of th.. hrm 
 had ,:^..n.. on the stret-t to ue-otiate f..r th.' halanee of th.- ehan-.. " I 
 hoiight nearly halfa pint of their m.,ney for a shilliie,' mvs.-lf I aii. not 
 pnaal on ama.nt of havin,. so mueh m.aa.y, th.a.yh. I'eare nothii,;,. for 
 
 Th.- .Moors hav,. som.< sm„ll silver coins, an.J als.. s..m.. silver s1ii-h 
 worth a .lollar each The latfr aree.ve....din,^dy .scare., so much .so that 
 xvli..n p..or ra-«..d Aral.s s.-e one they !,«.- to he alloNv..(l to ki.ss it 
 
 I hp- hav., al.soa .small -old coin w.jrth two .lollars. An.l that n.inin.ls 
 me of , something \V he,. Morocco is in u state of war, Aral. ,.o„ri..r,s 
 carry 1.. t.-rs ihrou-h th.. ountry. and charge a lii.eral po.stago. Every 
 now ami th..,i th..y fall into tl... hands of mannuling l.an.ls an.lget rol.l.e.1 
 iH'retore, warned by e.xperi..nce. as soan as th.'v have ..olh.ct.-.l tw., 
 <lollars worth ..1 money they ex.'hang., it for one .,f those little gohl 
 pieces, and wh,.n rohhers come upon them, .swall.)w it. The .strata-em 
 was good while it was unsnspocted, hut afl... that the maraml..rs sinmly 
 Bav., the .sagacious Lnited Stato,s m ' an e/netic an-l sat down to wiit. 
 ihe i.mperor of Moro.-co is a v.uUe.ss d.«pot, and the great ..tticers 
 midnr him a.v, ( tMpots on a ,sm ,h,., s ..1... Then, is no regular sv.st..m ..f 
 taxation, l.u when the Kinpe.or or the I'.ashaw want money, t'hey levy 
 ou some, rid, man, and he has to furui.sh the cash or go t., prison. 
 Iherefore lew men iii Morocco dare to he rich. It is too .lan-Jrous u 
 uxury. Vanity occasionallN h.-ads a man to display wealth, hut s.,oner or 
 later tli.^, Lmperor trumps m, a charge against him'-any Hurt of one will 
 (o-aml conh.scatesl is property. Of course, there are many rich men 
 in th.. i^inj.ire, hut their money is hurie.l, and tliey dress in ra-s and 
 counterleit poverty. Every now and then the Emperor imprisons a man 
 who IS .s,.s,,ect..d of the crime of heiug rich, and makes things so 
 uncomfortable fo,. h.n. that he is forced to discover where h<. has hidden 
 Ins money. 
 
 Moors and Jews so.nstime. place themsslves under the i.rotection of 
 the tore.gn cousuls, and the:, tliey c.ui Hout their riches in the Emperor's 
 lace with imi)unity. ' 
 
 1^ 
 
 .J 
 '•si 
 
 
CH APT Ell IX. 
 
 (muv liis tribe hicre* rfwl i' "^^ ''"* ^'^^'J^ Maliomnied Lamart/, 
 with tall tower • c Ul. n V ""T T'' '' ^"« ^^^««"«1^ "^os.iue 
 eve.y part a Jp^^^ou^ ^l^'^^Ul.^:!^"-^^^^^^^^ ^'^'^^''""' -^' 
 tnreof the Alliamhra a.ulBlnP W If ^ . f • •' *^'^ '!"'"»* architec- 
 A startlin- " K 1 •^' ^ ^'"'^''^' *^*'^ite(l to ride into tlie open door-wav 
 
 then we were hiLCd tt ' V ^'"^ '^^'*=^"^' *''« aclventuror, and 
 
 of the uM.^'t^^^x^i^iT'ZL yi T«;i' "f'""""" 
 ...71 ti.e cioct. ;;;,dVi;i;''i,^r;„r;;i "■"■'■"^""'' """ '"» '""^ i''- ^ 
 
 ins natural charaet^'r Wp vi..,>^rl +i „ • -i in ""'"•""*} and go lu 
 iLici^i . We ^ isited the jail, und found Moorisli prisonera 
 
THREE SUNDAYS 1\ a WEEK. 
 
 57 
 
 making mats ami kv^kets. (Tliis thing of utilizing crime savors of 
 «vihzation.) Murder is punished with death. A short time ago thrS 
 murderers we,^ taken beyond the city walls and shot. Moorish <nn^ 
 are not good, and neither are Moorish marksmen. In this instance Ihev 
 .set up the poor criminals at long range, like .so many targets, and practised 
 on them-kept them hopping ahout and dodging bullet^ fo'r hal/J hour 
 before they managed to drive the centre. 
 
 When a man steals cattle, they cut off his right hand and left le- ami 
 nail them up in the market place as a warning to everv body tS 
 surgery ,s not artistic. They slice around the bone a lit'tle ; then brea^ 
 
 on the liinl). Sometimes the patient gets well • but as 
 
 ii general thing 
 
 1 1 ,, XT -—-■■-— i...wv.w>, j^^^„ ,Yt;ii j ouL as a general tJiniff 
 
 Vv^ TI "■'■' * '' ^^r^"'"^^ ^''''' '' ''''''■ Tl'« Moon^vere always 
 
 1.1.1V e. These criminals undergo the fearful operation without a wince 
 without a tremor of any kind, without a groan ! No amount of .sufierinff 
 can bring down the pride of a Moor, or make him shame his dignity with 
 
 Here, marriage is contracted by the parents of the parties to it. Thei-e 
 n'n-ln.V: 1 "'■''. """^''^?' interviews, no riding out, no courting in dim 
 pailois, no lovers quarrels and reconcillations-no nothing that is ,u-o).er 
 to approacung matrimony. The young man takes the girl his father 
 selects for lam, marries her, and after that she is unveiled, and he sees 
 l.er for he tii-st tn.ie. If, after due acquaintance, she sluts him he 
 retains her; but if he suspects her purity, he bundles her back to her 
 i r^ ;.1I !f J'^Yl^^eased, the same; or if, after just and reasonable 
 time is a lowed her, she neglects to bear children, back she goes to the 
 home of her childhodd. o ^ ^" wie 
 
 Mohammedans here who can afford it, keep a good many wives on 
 hand. They are called wives, though I believe the Koran only allows 
 four gemune wives-the rest ai. concubines. The Emperor of ^Morocco 
 don t know how many wives he has. but thinks he has tive hundred 
 matter'"' '"^ "earenough-a dozen or .so, one way or the other, don't 
 
 Even the Jews in the interior have a plurality of wives 
 J have caught a glimpse of the faces of several Moorish women (for 
 hey are only human, and will expose their faces for the admiration of a 
 h. is^ian dog when no male Moor is by, ) and I am full of veneration for 
 tJie wisdom that leads them to cover up such atrociou,s ugliness 
 
 the world' o7er '''"' '^'"'^'"^" "* *''""' ''"'''"' ''' " '"'''' ^'^"^ •'*'^'' *^'^^*^«^ 
 
 moment a female slave becomes her ma-ster's concubine her bonds am 
 )roken, and as soon as a male slave can road the first cha,.ter of the Koran 
 (which contains the creed, ) he can no longer be held in bondage. 
 
 conies'nn Xl !? ""t""!'* r"'*^!^ "' ^''"'^'''- The Molutmmedan's 
 
 ■ibcM, ;? '" n 'Tf *''" '""'^ ''"^''^- Tl'« Moor goes to his mo.sque 
 about noon on his sabbath, as on any other day, removes his shoes at the 
 
 
Si 
 
 SHARP PRACTICE OF MOUAM«EDAN PILGRIMS. 
 
 mI r^lH '" ^f'r • ' I'Ai^HniHge to Mecca is eiftitled to hi^h lisWion 
 
 they pay for passage is about all the trip cos s Tliev take ^ it . 
 qu.vti|,^ffbo.l,UKl^hend.eco„.niss^^ 
 
 Sev i r'"' "• ^"",'"^^"^' "^'"^■'>' ^^'^>'- ^^^•'^>" the time tl ev " - till 
 they^^et home again, they never wash, either on land or seV Til 
 
 the^tef,]?]/^''";,^'-''^*"''''''^ scrape a long time to gather together 
 tie ten dollars their steamei, passage costs; and when one of tliem et^ 
 b-ick he IS a bankrupt forever after. Few Moors can ever build u the r 
 fortunes again m one short lifetime, after so reckless anoutl v l! f 
 
 rr ' 1'?'°': f '^"?'""''' "'■»"<«' ""<' An>»ic„, 1 ," t „; " ,«,™^ t; 
 
 t ne tL ;„ f i *'t«»'»"l« t«Khed them „„ a te.ul,.- ,,„i„t tlmt 
 
 tune. ll,e ,mfeh„e conduct ,u eating n,, all the Teto.mn cat, arou^J a 
 
FAREWELL TO TAXOIEK. 
 
 59 
 
 hatred toward tlieni in the breasts of the Moors, lo which even tlie 
 driving them out of Spain was tame and passionless. Moors and Spaniards 
 are foes forever now. France had a Minister liere once who embittered 
 the nation against him in the most innocent way. He killed a coui)le of 
 battalions of cats (Tangier is full of them,) and made a parlor carpet out 
 of their hides. He made liis carpet in circles — first a circle of old gray 
 tom-cats, with their tails all pointing towards the centre ; then a cTrcle 
 of yellow cats ; next a circle of black cats and a circle of white ones ; 
 then a circle of all soi-ts of cats ; and, finally, a centre-])iece of assorted 
 kittens. It was very beautiful ; but the Moors curse his memory to this 
 day. 
 
 When I went to call on our American Consul-General, to-day, I noticed 
 that all possible games for i)arl or amusement seemed to be re[»resented 
 on his centre-tables. I thought that hinted at lonesoineness. The idea 
 was correct. His is the only American family in Tangier. There are 
 many foreign Consuls inthi place ; Ijut much visiting is not indulged in. 
 Tangier is clear out < ' / world ; and what is the use of visiting when 
 proplehrtve nothinr . th to talk about? There is none. So each 
 
 Consiil's family sta_>o m nome chiefly, and amuses itself as best it can. 
 Tangier is full of interest for one daj'!^ but after that it is a weary prison. 
 The Consul-General has been here five years, and has got enough of it to 
 doliim a century, and is going home \shortly. His family seize tiiton 
 their letters and papers when the mail arrives, reatl them over and over 
 again for two days or three, talk them over and over again for two or 
 three more, till they wear them out, and after that, for days together, 
 they eat and drink and sleep, and ride out over the same old road, and see 
 the same old tii-esome things that even ilecades of centuries have scarcely 
 changed, and say never a single word ! They have literally nothing- 
 whatever to talk about. The arrival of an American man-of-war is a 
 god-send to them. " Oh, Solitude, where are the charms which sages 
 have seen in thy face?" It is the completest exile that I can conceive 
 of. I would seriously recommend to the Government of the United 
 Slates that when a man commits a crime so henious that the law provides 
 no adequate punishment for it, they make him Consul-General to 
 Tangier. 
 
 I am glad to have seen Tangier—the second oldest town in the world. 
 But I am ready to bid it good bye, I believe. 
 
 We shall go hence to Gibraltar this evening or in the moniing ; and 
 doul)fcless the Quaker (.4ty will sail from that ].oi-t within the next forty- 
 eight hours. 
 
 
CHAPTKli X. 
 
 '•'"l^ant .sunslnne t]... «linte 1 cterih^^, '" ^t'«« '"'■^' "'"»™ei- wind ; a 
 crested >nountain.s of watr a s^i [ „5 t"' T'^ '''''''^''' instead of 
 Wue, so ricl.ly, brilliantly bii,; th it i ' "" '''"? ''''' '^ ^v^onderfully 
 ^vit 1. tho ,si,ellof it,s fasoLS '''^''""" *^'*^ ''""^^^ sensibilities 
 
 ft-on. (Gibraltar, that liarcl-featmil !i J^' •' ''''^'""' '^'^ «^"^«'l '^^^aj 
 
 -nch. so soft, so -.chanties t"u,r;^:r'""S^^"^ '^ ---"y mii; 
 that serene, that insnire,) ihJ '' dieainy, that even the Oracle 
 
 ^-, ancl tarried "t:;:^il!'?' oveii,owern.g luunbug, scorned the dinlS 
 
 theilft^i-ts in^li^V^Iitf i.fSv1'' '' '■■ , ""'f ^^"^^'^ ^-- '-'- of 
 ^.fcuunt of the sn,.er or r^fr- n lilv '""'"^'' *'"'* *'"^'» '^'^^^' is on 
 
 combination -itl Ahe kn^i Se ftSirinr "'"^ T^l- ^' ^'^'^ ^'^'^ ^^"-'"i^ 
 should yon think V ' ^ ^^'"^ perihelion of Jubiter. What 
 
 .'<' ojl' ^:s\t'lii\ ^"" ''"'^ ''"'* '"^'' ^^'^"* '^^^'^^y- 
 
 m^.nne;it which nr,oZv ^ J^^^ZS.^ n^' '^^''- ''' '""" "^'^'^^« «« 
 chance in an ar^nnient wit Ine i^d "t "' '""* "^^^*' '"^'^'^^l «"V 
 yon say. Jack f ^''^ ^"^ ^'^°'^« i*. too. What should 
 
 bo:i{Tdo;tfj';:;;:j--^^ 
 
 " He's gone, too' Wefl Cn f . , '''" ^'°" ^^* "'^ '^'«"^-" 
 they say," but the okhn n' if ^^^^^^^ ^-«'^. -« 
 
 L<^^ ain't satistied with ti^ :;:dnZ ^5' '"• ""'^^ ''^ '''^' ^^' 
 
 'te\S^t'c3;';^f '"•""^/■^•^-^ -' -It below, 
 out ofknu. I n v", ee'on '^' H "• 7''"' ^ ^'^^"'* ^^l-^t nothin. 
 He'll go down, now, IT ^H Ll ^^ T\ T *'"' ^"""^'^ '"^^ thin-f 
 slush about that old ocC «i^ -e tt ' ]' ''"'"'^ ."^" ^^''^ '-^^^^""^^t 
 
 or any body he can oome'ac^s irs ^^iol.T' ' '•" ^' »*""*' "^^ '^ "if^'^^^r. 
 soniebodv'd take th.+ , , , "'^" "^^ ^'"^ iniiKwe on Pitv biJ 
 
CELEBRATION CEREMONIES. (jj 
 
 JIFZTO T'"'! "^°" "" *>™"» ^ '""■" »"tl'orili«, „„w, and I'll 
 own .■=»l.on,iWli,yf tat „iJn7jt,£'7l'''y .™" f<"- '»«'» ou your 
 
 om- mf„„„,„i„n „t « iSte, hour, f™X . E,™ ^'"""J/f '»=">' 
 
 ^t to ,™,.k „„ «:» celebmSon coin otof I ^r Z.:„' rth'"';'"" 
 coiiinanv fissembled -iff m. rl->r.i. ,• -^^ I'^-.iii'-ei noun the , shin's 
 
 ^vitli Ins dreadful wild-goose Jp turner^' If I ^ •^'"''''' '^^*'"''^«'^ 
 was concerned. ^ ' ^'" '^" *^'^ Mediternniean 
 
 wi^'s;St bvt^of rs :i,;:sr'r, «j^"^^^ i-- -- --ted 
 
 wa^hei down with ^t^i^^S^^^ ^^l^^;;^^ ^^;^- toasts .ere 
 
 .ad-execrable, almost .vithout evoeption TTfvi^] ^ ^''''^''' '"""" 
 
 »'>.t one. Capt. Duncan made a C svi^ch 1^; "i^:;-^"'?' 1'*^"",' 
 
 speech of the evening. He said • ^ ' '^"^ *'''' ^"'•>^ i'^o'^ 
 
()2 
 
 AVK;^vo^,s nv vi.v?" 
 
 " Ladik,s and Uen'tlkmkn :-May Ave nil live to a La-eeu old a-'e anri 
 ^J^-l-ron. and happy. Steward, bring up auothe? basket o^'lutm 
 
 It Avas regarded as a very able effort. 
 
 It v/as a bright, oheerfid. ple..sant Fourth "'^'tu^ctuoi, 
 
 ToAvanl nightfall the next evening, we steamed into the -a-eat artitioial 
 arbor of this noble city of Marseilles, and saw the dvin-^s 1 h 'j 
 
 There were no stages out, and we could not get on the i.ier from tlm 
 snp_ It Avas annoying. _ We AA-ere full of enSu.siasn - "^A.^red to 
 
 wl™r or ? *'" '■;^'^'^ ""■ '-''^y ^^ *^"- contracted S *^ 
 Mateinan for the priA-ilege of usnig his boat as a brid-e-its stem 
 
 ad the fellow backed out into the harbor. I told hi. i in French tl^ 
 all Ave Avanted Ava.s to walk over his tlnvarts and ^,ep aslu re an .sS 
 
 i" tr ,:r''^d^r"'T?^^/ Hesaidheiuld J;i:S 
 me. liepeated. Still he cculd not understand. He aDoeared t.. J,p 
 very ignorant of French. The doctor tried him but e c n ll r.^? 
 understand the doctor. I asked this boatman to ex 1^111^0 d"^' 
 ^vluch he did ; and then I couldn't understand him. Dan said ' 
 
 Oh, go to the pier, you old fool-that's where we Avant to go '" 
 We reasoned calmly with Dan that it Avas useless to snr-,!-' fn +!.•„ 
 foreigner in English-that he had better let us ^rdu^ 'tJii? Win st 
 tlie Irench language, and not let the stranger .see how uncultivllled ^e 
 
 , " Well, go on, go on," he said, " don't mind me I dan't wish tn 
 interfere. Only, if you go on telling him in vour kind oT Fi^nch I e 
 never will hud out Avhere Ave Avant to go to.^ That is what I tnk 
 
 _ We rebuked him severely for this remark, and said Ave never knew -m 
 
 " Tliere, HOW, Dan lie saya he is Roiiig to alkz to tlie ,h,uu,t Mei,,^ 
 
 This Avas a crasher, as Jack Avould sav It silpi,PP,l-f„v(-i.„. -x- • 
 ^m the disaffected member. We coastS palt tS^t^b t^ Jl^ 
 of great steamships, and -stopped at la.st at a government buildhion^ 
 ■stone iner. It Avas easy to remember then, that the rfo. J^^s the 
 .ustom-house, and not the hotel. We did not mention i^how aS 
 With winning irench pohtoness, the office,^ merely opened and cToTed 
 
niiST SUPPEU IN FRANCE. (53 
 
 we Htoppea at tJie tirst calo avg ciiiiie to, and entpi-pfl \„ r>u ,. 
 seated UH nt a table and waited for orders.' The Si said """" 
 
 " Avez vuus du vm ?" 
 
 The dame looked perplexed The (htcfi^r v^M , • -.i , , 
 distinctness of articdation: • '-gam, with elaborate 
 
 " Avez-vons dn — vin 1" 
 
 The dame looked more perplexed than before I siid • 
 
 "Doctor^ there is a flaw in yonr pronnneiation somewhere 1 et n,« 
 %!Z, Madame, avoz-vons dn vin I It isn't any nse, dooSLtaSZ 
 
 bem'e-de?.r"dri::l;f 1"~'" ^--^^-P-— piokled pigs' feet- 
 i.enne cies ath— dn l>euf— horse-radish, sonr-cront, ho-r „nd hominv 
 
 '"i^iJ^'Sd""' ''"^ "^ *'" ^''''' *^"^ ^"" ^^^^y ^ Christian lln;!^;^- 
 
 " Bless yon, why didn't yon speak En<dish before?—! <lnn'+ J- 
 thing abont yonr plagned French !" " * ^^""'"^ ^"'^ 
 
 The Inimiliating tannts of the dicalfeeted member ^i.ml.rl +1 
 
 Here we were m be,„rtif„l F™„ee-m J y,u,t stone 1, , « ,!f ■ . 
 «rcht<,ct„re-smi-o,mde,l l,y .,11 m,„mer of " ,WK- Zlrf lli''"''^' 
 «g,«-staved at by »tn,.,gelv in,bite,l, beaded PraXLl ! T"^' 
 
 !r.itt t^zz :™.;t,r'f e" 'r- '"""^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
 think of this skinny veteran intrnding with her vile EnXr .f I 
 moment, to blow the fair vision to the winds ! I vaf x ;rfti ^^ '" 
 
 We set out to find the centre of the citv inonbi.ril.! r ^ !^ ^• 
 now and then. We never did sncceed !n l^Xl^^tZ^J'^Z 
 Jtist exactly what we wanted, and neither di\l we evev "^"'""^ ""^ 
 comprehending just exactly what they saicHi Irv-bnt tW^l "' 
 pointed-^.ey always did that, and we bowed politely an sa i^' m3' 
 Monsieur," and so it was a blighting triumph o4r the di^ ff-^i^i i f "' 
 
 What did the pirate say '" • 
 
 ;; ye»^l;t *lt"di:'i;:".;"?.'° ="■ *" «™' "'« ^-^ «'™»-" 
 
 "Oh, It don't matter what he said— ius understood him Ti 
 educrjed people-not like that absurd boatman '' ' ^^'^''' '"'« 
 
 Well, I wash they were educated enouLdi to tell n ni>i,. , r .• 
 that goes .0,.. where-for we've been going around hiTeirci?'''"''"'' 
 hour-I'ye passed this same old drug store seven t^es'' "'^' "' "^ 
 
 we said It was a low, disreputable falsehood, (but we knew it w«. ^ \ 
 
 "c iiii^iiT. go on asking lin-ectioiis, but we must cp-xj-^ f.v^^. f n '■°" 
 ^.^J,,o.„ti„,. if .eho„ed to Ce'ok the .^So":'';, 'JC'dSS 
 
64 
 
 A FRENCH V SCENR. 
 
 I.o,.sean,l every u k X f 111^^ ^'-^'-colore.l «tone-every 
 
 principal tLoron-rir,:; '- ^ 1 yl'to.I,-hrought us at lant to the 
 
 the Hide-H-alks--1 rn J: ^i ^ ■•":;'^ ";"; '"•'* ^^-"«» tla-onginj 
 lauditer every where' ' \v! V ""^ \\^ ' . f^'^«rf"l»e««. conveiuition a..,l 
 
 occu,;ations^venVh^,^,Towecvn f' l"? T T'"" '^""'' ^^^'"t o"r 
 or single, lanv .ve 1 k • t W , ' ''' "''''^''' ^' ''''' "'""'i^^l 
 
 and when we evpecte o . et tht 7"''' ''''!'" '^'"" ^^^"''^ ^"""'l l"'" 
 
 similar in^poita^e all L^ tl.e T. !' S !■ ff" ^^T^ "^^ i"fonn..tion of 
 police. Wo ml ...uie L .^" ""•"^"•<* *^"'^ *^'^ «««'•«* 
 
 imniediatelv. Th t Hrsf Zh n f"^"',' *-f ^"'''''''' °^ -si^'lit-seein.^ 
 not think of Imlf L^;L ef! " vn rS' "'' T': '^ ^*'"'"'^' ""«• ^ -'- 
 ^-e had no disposition to evm in ,.f' .^ f* '"'" l*^''^^'''^>''-^y «aw : 
 only wante<l to -dance and '^: t I '"*" '"^^ *^'"^« '^^ ^^"-^"^^ 
 
 the country was u Zu W^s^t T''~^'X "'"^■"'«' ' ^^^'« ^l^^"* «f 
 gi-eat Casino, an ^c lie i for un tL T 1 '''""' ^* 'I ^"*^ ^'«"^' i" «^« 
 bloated aristocrat wl ere it cZ ll "^'^*"» ''• ^* ''^ "' ^'^'^^ *« ^^^ 
 Hbont five hundred o le i^. t"at ^^,.1^ ^"7"""'' ^ '''^"^•^' ^^'«- 
 walls bein- pa,,ered entirtiv w fl, , " ^ ' ^ ""1'^'^"''' *^'""^'J» *be 
 really tell b nt \l ' tSe wer 1 r'l ' ii" *" ''"'"^' ^""^ ^^^^^^^ "ot 
 drussed exquisite! an Tom ?s^v si"] '" i "''""^' ^'"""=' ^^^^"^^^1^ 
 men and old lad es t in S^;,' i '*'"'' ^T'^"' '^"'^ '-^^^^ ^^'^ ^"^"tie- 
 
 topped tables, a K kte f. cv s 1 ^''^'P^ about innumerable naarble- 
 <liu of couve^a on Ir ; w:L Z-r: V Tl '""' ""^' ^^1'* "1^ ''^ chattering 
 the far end, ondTlnre ^.^f^"^ *"/^" '''''''■ ^^^"'^'^ ^^'^« ^^ «tage at 
 nctresses in prel Ku^ co m J .b ' ''""^ ""' "'"' *^'^" ■•^ctors'^and 
 extrava^^ntl^i;™ ;r L r " S- l'^^ ?"' .""^ ^^''^ "^«^^ 
 uudience merely su^pendecl it^ £4'' ^ S jSf^r ^ '"' ''"* 
 snnled, never once aonl'iudp,] ' t i i i ''^ '"<^'^^0 . and never once 
 
 wex^r^ady tolavlth^tnySlin./ '"^ "'^^^^« *J-"^''* *!-* ^-ndnnen 
 
CHAPTER XI. 
 
 "IT^E m-e yetting forei-niml rapidly, au<l y.hv I'u iiitv W 
 
 iLr ;;sr: ;;Lt;i;;;;-i,fct;';^T t''""'r"<''^ 
 
 witli a sliarpness that is dinthZJlu V •' ^'■""' ^^ '^'^^« J'^'^'l^ 
 ..sed to tidy! noiseless ^Jt::!:.^:^^^^;;^^;'--^./'' --getting 
 "bout your back and your elh'ows like WtteiSe . r'' ""'^ Y''''' 
 orders, quick to fill tl em- t].,n.I-P„lf,, '""""'''• 'I'.nek to cominvlHmd 
 
 long e,m,gl,, a,,,l tl,™, „f co„„o, „„ „„„„vi„:. S V fel ,™-v r 
 
 straw-berrv Die and iV^ nvL,., . +1 '^ ^^iLct^n ana salad theu 
 
 "Imonds, /c.'I llv coffee W,,,!*"''''''' "S"' I""""'' °""'»°-' "'»•<-!. 
 
 
 4 ''^1 
 
66 
 
 " AN AMERICAN, SIK !" 
 
 l!IN(lI.\(i FOU KOAP, 
 
 UliolL 
 
 feroi-H wort) killed, or 
 
 crij.j'Ied, or iH-uisod, oi' 
 
 Old) sciired, is nuie thua 
 
 I can possil.jv ]iijd:o out, 
 
 and j,,t 1 svov.M ju.^t 
 giv'O tiny tliiin,' to know. 
 
 _ Wo M-ere tn^-djltMl u 
 little at d,aner to-day, 
 by the coudvct of uii 
 j*-riienciin, Iio talked 
 very loudly uiid coiirsc^ly, 
 and liui^'Iied boisteronHlv 
 where nil otlier.s wen! so 
 quiet and Avell-behaved. 
 He ordered wine with a 
 royal floiiiish, and .said : 
 "I never dine without 
 wine, sir," (which was 
 a pitiful falsehood,) and 
 
 lineal .hscend-mt of vT ' " ? '^''^ ''"^ '""''^'^^" ^^'^^^ 1'^' ^^"^ » 
 
 hiH todlin'S '^"''"' '''"' ''"* ^-"T ''o.iy knew that with.ut 
 
 i>.SnnL;:™j;;,:;-,:^S^S* ^7r?' '^^■'^"'•: ^'f'-' -^^^" 
 
 Bo-.r..lv .nwl ,•+. , • Mi.uie-tiee.i— and have visited the (^liaTei-u 
 
 <lo,d.t. TS^<IeHcate l^ti ^^'^ *''"* :^-'!^ ^^^^^^ "^ Mra-seilk-x. no 
 
 ha.! their 1 ou .] oW 'd^^^ '•'"'•, ^^""«' "' ^^'"^^^'^ ^■•^"l^'^- '^ul 
 
 111 ji iiuuh.noia gods and kitchen utensils with flier. Tl,,:. ,; • i 
 
 with t„ft.,' o^M i„,,t b , ' "° *■' '''■"■'": J«'y. " "'™k».v "nKimenteJ 
 
8TKAX(ii: CnMnANIoNSIII!'. 
 
 07 
 
 .4^ ^i 
 
 Hl.K,i.,..l f;,nva .1 ,. lit I,., MI..I ook..,i as if 1... luW l.is hau.I. muh; Irs .., . 
 t.uk SuH, tra„,,ml s.„p..lity, sud, .s„,K.n.atural ^nnvitv. such t" 
 
 imnce aii-l attitu.l« of that icmy-l,u.li,.,l. .(,.rk-wi,..,..l Iml h ,?h . > 
 
 W . u s.alyahn„t th,- ...s ; y.-t so s,>.,..u., so .msi^^lkalli; safi M.^ 
 H. ^.s the n)ost oouju-al looku,. creature that can iK.i.na.iu;.!. It u .i 
 
 l..u;;ht.-r hu, not W.n hca.-.I .•nnon;;. our oxrnrsiunists since our shi . ^, ] i 
 
 n«iat.. ,1 [ for-rot to niak. honurahl.. ninitioa of hiu, in thos,. „a.res 
 
 Our. was a j, ..as.uv excursion ; th. r.fu.v we stayed with th a^. f an 
 
 «>•"•, j.n.l n.ulo the ,nost of hi,n. W. stim.l ',im u,, uceasi n-J 
 
 u; only nnclose<l an eye an.l sh.wlv el.vsr.l it .,..ain, al.atin-/ "io ' 
 
 Ins stately piety of .len.eanor or hi; t.ene n,Ious\.rio s,:!"" I e 1 ^ 
 
 seenu. tosay, " 1 Mile not Heave^.'s anointe.l with unsanetiti..,! h nl ^' 
 
 AVe (h.l not know his name, and .so we caUe.l hi the Pih^nn, " ] .,'„ 
 
 said : -,■■"■■. iv.ui 
 
 ''All h(! want'; now is a Plvnunith Collection." 
 
 ihe l.oon con>i«uaon of the colo.s.sal ele],hant was a eonunon cat ' This 
 cat ha, a fasluon of dunhing np th<. .......hanfs hind le.-s. and n os . 
 
 on h,s oack. Whe_ would sit up there, with her paws enrve<l uSS 
 
 S;t''; tT '" m' ""'^r;'* ^'"; '^"™*'"' ^^•-•^•^ -'-v ^' 
 
 wn l^v ', "!'.'• ''^' ^^'^'"l- '•'-=^'^•1' "l-and take her down, hut she 
 ^vo.dd ; o alt and clunh up again. She persisted until s],.. fiiiallv con- 
 quo.-Uhe elephant s prejudices, and n.w they are inseparable f ie I 
 Tlie cat plays about her comrade's forefeet, or his trunk o'ften, unti d Is 
 HI>proach, an.l then she .^o^s aloft out of ,Iau^..r. The ,.1 . , t has 
 «un,hdat.d sevend do.a lately, that pressed his JLn.panion ilo eiiSv 
 
 sm n i !'?"l '• "'! T ;""' '" ^"'''"' r"^ "'^"''^ '^" t^xcursion to one ot^ the 
 «m.dl isla.n.ls ni the hurhor to visit the Tascle d'If. This an.a-.nt fortres 
 has a, me hncholy his..,,-. It ha.!,... „.ed as a pris, Lr ,!ji^ 
 o(iendo.rs for two or three h„nd-ed y,..:.. and its hn.-eon w dls 
 jnirred with the rn.lely carvel names of many and manv a ca^ ve w . 
 tretted hiH lite riw;iy hers, a.ud left m ' " ' ' •'■ ■ ^ 
 
 ) "■ecord 
 ,1 . 
 
 nt himsaif hnt the.se sad 
 
 ep qj s .■rou.ht w. h las own ia.ds. Ifow iLidc the names we« 
 AiHl their hmg-departcd owners seemed to xhvon;^ the -loo,,, v cells and 
 corridors with tlieir phantom shapes. We loiterc-d thro.Jh dun-^em aft 
 
 mrned. >^nes eveiy where l-aome jdd.ian, some noble, some even 
 princely. Plebian, pnnco, and noble, had one .solicitude in eonunon" 
 they wouhl not be forgotten I They cordd s..lK-r solitude, inactiv v and 
 the horrors of a silence that no souiul ever dish.rbed ; b„t thev .oul'd 
 bear the thought of being utterly forgotten bv the worhl. 'iW 
 carve<l names. In one cell, where a little light penetrated, a n'vn 
 
 had lived twentv-seven 
 
 oars withont seeing the fa 
 
 ce of a Inunan 
 
 1 . ,. , . - .Tvi.x,, ..iLnuiit ,-,jt;in^ lue lace ot a nwien 
 
 bemg-hve<l m tilth an<l wretchedness, with no oo.upm.i;:;;';;;; 
 
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 ll'-.NCK.IX OK Tin: " IKON MASK.' 
 
 iM.t I.IS „UM tl,nu..l.ts. tlu-v W,.,V «,„TOWn.l ..Unn,l .,1 UnUvlvHH 
 
 ^ -n^jK n., .loul.t WI.,.t..vo,. Lis Jailors nn..:^, ...v.l ( lo 
 
 "".. r. ,., tl.o walls „f l.is i.ri.s.,. .„so from Hour to roof with all 
 naum.r o h^u.-s of .n.u an-l uai.nuls, «ro„,..:l in intricate .Lsi-. s If 
 
 1 "o 1 . r'V'T'" "^"'^""■- "^ ''' -l«-PI-Mt.... task. whiK, intaa^ 
 
 «...« to 1 ..vi.uod to v.,r„ro„s yowtli i,ll,.,l tl.r.mj;h > H.ool an.l colh-ro-. 
 
 Ho.im,v,l a ,,rof..ss,on-..lai.n.Ml n.ans mature estat^-.nani,..! an ^ L.l 
 
 A ho shall t..|l hmv .nai.v a.^vs ,t s,r„H..l to this prisoiuT I With th. oih- 
 .-■ (I;«vv sona.tnM..s ; with tho othcT, nover-it crawlo.l ahvavs. ''o I ,; 
 one, luyhtH s,K.nt u, .laudu;. had soon.cd ...n.l.. of nnuntos' Inst. , U^ 
 hom-s ; to thn othn- thos,. solf-saM.. ni.hts ha.I Ih.,. liko all otl r ,u h 
 o .Iun.,.on ,1... ami s....,,...! ,ua,l. of slow, .Ira.^.i,.:, uv-ks, inst, d if 
 hours and uunutes. ' " ^'' 
 
 />''<M>H«m.r<,fHft,.,.uy.'arsha.lscTat..lH.d vrrsrsupou his walls -.nd 
 hir i;-V;-^-7-'"-'t- l.Mt tull of pathos. Theso H,,ok ; 
 
 un .It and ]ns hard .st.rt,.; I.ut only of the .shrin- wJu-r. lis spirit thv 
 tho pnson to worslu,. uf hun.o and tin. idols that w.r,. t.-n.^l'd thero 
 H(i never lived to see th(«ui. ' u'^^n.. 
 
 Th.. w.dls of these ,lun-eons are as tliick as some I.e.l-eliandnM's at 
 home are nude ifteen feet. We saw the dan.i., disu.al cells in hi • 
 woof puma.s' heroes passed their oonlinen.'nt -heroes of Mot 
 
 n-,sto. It was here that the brave Abho wrote a hook with h so 
 
 .loud; With a pen nmde of a piece of iron hoop, an.l l.v the li-d.t of 
 
 hmp made out of shreds of cloth soaked in ^r'ease ohtaim-d lim ds 
 
 food: and then dn,,^ throu,,d. the thick wall with some trith-mr in.strume t 
 
 MC^U.e wrought hMHs.. font of a stray piece „f iron or table cutl r" 
 
 <lienry labor should li;ive come to nau-ht at last. 
 
 They showed us the noisome cell where the celebrated "Iron ^fask"— 
 tl^iat dl-starn.d brother of a har.I-hearted king of France, was contlned 
 for a season, before he Mas .sent to hide the strange mvstm-v of his life 
 from the curious m the dungeons of St. Marguerite. 'The" place had a 
 far greater mterest for us than it oouhl have had if we had known bevmu 
 al question who the Iron Mask was, and what his historv had beenfa 
 v^ ly this most unusual punishment had b(>en meted out to Jiim. :^rvs erv < 
 
 that heart so freighted with unspoken troubles, and that )>reast so 
 oj-presscd with its piteous secret, had been here. These dank walls had 
 known the man wJiose story is a sealed book forever! There was ftsci 
 nation 111 the spot. 
 
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 C'lr APT M II 
 
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 We know, tl,o„, wl,„t tl„. |,„rt „„,„it, vvl,»„ 1„. »,„« „r 
 
 " — tliy .onilioMs Ki-oi-it, .nx) sunny vines. 
 O i'lfiisi-ut Innil oC Fnmri- : ■■ 
 
 J irney quicke, l.y so doing. It ,.s hard to make railroading pleasant, 
 
 
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 PECULIARITIES OF FUENCII CAKS. 
 
 "V"7 /'^'"^*^"'' "^* '■'* too tedious. Htage-coiicliiii-j; is infinitely more 
 deli^'Iitfiil. Once I crosscl the pliius iur.l d-serts luul mountains' of tlie 
 West, ni il stuge-coaeli, from tlie Missouri line to California, and since 
 then all my j.leasure trips must 1)3 measured to tJiat rare holiday frolic 
 Two tliousand miles of ceaseless rush and rattk; and clatter, hy ui-ht and 
 l)y day, and never a weary moment, never a lapse of interest ' fjie lirst 
 seven hundred miles a level coiitinent, its grassv carpet greener and 
 soiter and smoother than any sea, and figured with designs fitted to its 
 magnitude— the shadows of the clouds. Here were no scenes but summer 
 scenes, and no disposition inspired by them but to lie at full length on the 
 mail sacks, in the grateful breeze, and dreamily snio!:e the pipe" of peace 
 —what other, where all was repose and contentment I In cool mornin<^s 
 before tlie sun M^as fairly up, it was worth a lifetime of city toiliu'v and 
 moiling, to perch in the foretop with the driver and see the six mustan-s 
 SL-amper under the shaq) s!iapi)ing of a whii) that never touched thein • 
 to scan the blue distances of a world tiiat knew no lords but us- to cleave 
 the wind with uncovered head and feel tlie sluggish pulses rousin>- to the 
 spirit of a si)3ed tint pretended to the resistless rush of a typlioon' Then 
 thirteen hundred milei of des3rt solitudes ; of liruitless "i.auoramas of 
 bewildering per.spective; ofmimic cities, of i)inacled cxfchedrals, of massive 
 fortrass;^,s, c:raat3rfeit3.l in the eternal rocks and s'.leudid with the crimson 
 and gold of the setting sun; of dizzy altitudes a-uon.c fog-wreathed 
 peaks, an<l never-melting snows, where thunders and lightniiv'rs and tem- 
 pests warred magnificently at oar feet, and the storm-clouds above 
 swung their shredded banners in our very faces I 
 
 But I forgot. I am in elegant France, now, and not skurrviiw 
 through the great South Pass and tae Wind llivcr Mountains, amonr^ 
 anteloi)es and biilialoes, and painted Indians on the war path. It is not 
 meet that I should make too disparaging coaiDarisons between hum-drum 
 travel on a railway and that royal summer Hight across >i continent in a 
 stage coach. I meant in the beginning, to say that railway iourneyin-' 
 IS tedious and tiresome, and so it is— though at the time I was thinking 
 particularly of a dismal fifty-hour jjilgrima.'e betw-en New York and Ht^ 
 Louis. Of course our trip" throagli ' France! was not really tedious, be- 
 cause all its scenes and experiences were new and strange": but as Dan 
 says it his its " discrepancies." 
 
 The cars are bailt in compartments that hold eight p3rs(nis each 
 iiaek compartment is i)artially subdivided, and so there are two tohrably 
 distinct parties of four in it. Four face the other four. The seats and 
 back are thickly padded ;:.d cushioned, and are very cjinfovtablo ; you 
 can smok3, if you wish ; there are nj bothersome pedlers ; you are saved 
 tiie infliction of a multitude of disigreeable fellow-passengars. So far so 
 well. But then the conit.ictor locks you in when the tram stirts ; there 
 IS no water tj drink, in t!i3 cir; there i-, n3 heating apparatus for ni<'lit 
 travel ; if a drunken rowdy shoul 1 get in, you could not remove a matter 
 ot twenty seats from him, or enter anotlier car ; but above all, if you are 
 ^yorn out and must .ieep, you must sif up and do it in naps, with cramped 
 
THIUTV MINITES FOR DINNER '." 
 
 71 
 
 )u SkUlTVlUL' 
 
 legs and in a torturing misery tliat leaves you withered and lifelsss tlie 
 next day—for behold they have not that culmination of charitv and 
 Inunan knidness, a sleeping car, in all Finance. I prefer the American 
 system. It has not so many grievous " discrepancies " 
 
 In Fi'ance, all is clockwork, all is order. Thev"make no mistakes, 
 ^.very tlurd man weai-s a uniform, a.ud v/hether he be a ^larsliall of tlie 
 Lmpu'e or a brakemaii, he is ready and perfectly willing to answer 
 al your (piestions with tireless politeness, ready to tell you 'which , , r to 
 take yea, and ready t(. go and put you into it to nuike sure thac you 
 sliall not go astray. You cannot i..ass into the waiting-room of thr. dcLt 
 til you have secured your ticket, and yuu can not pass from its only evit 
 til tlie tram is at its threshold to receive you. Once on board, tlie' train 
 wi 1 nut start till your ticket has been e.vamiued— till evcrv n;,ss^ui<-ei-'s 
 ticket has been inspected. This is cJiietlv for vour own goo 1 If bv 
 any pc.ssibihty you have managed to take the wrong train, you will be 
 Jian. led over to a polite official who will take you whitlier y..-,, belou.r 
 and bestow you with many an alfable b^w. You\- ticket v.-ill be iuspeetnl 
 every iiow and then along the route, and when it is time to ehan-M cai-s 
 you will know it. You are in the hands of officials who zealously^ study 
 your welfare and your interest, instead of turning their talents' to the 
 uivontiou of new methods of disconnuoding and snul)bin<.- vou. i.s is verv 
 often the mam employmont of that exc(3edinglv self-.satisfied laonarcli 
 uie railroad conductor of America. ' ' 
 
 But the hrppiest regulation for French railway .wverimunit, is— tliirtv 
 laumtes to duuier I No five-minute boltings of liabby rolls, m.tddv coflee. 
 questionable eggs, gutta-percha beef, and i)ies wliose roncoi-tion and 
 execution ai-e a dark and bloody mystery to all save the rook that 
 created them I No ; we sa.t oalndy down-:t was in old Dijon, whi.h is 
 so easy to spell and so impossible to pronounce, except whei\ vou <Mvili2o 
 It and call it Demijohn— and poured out rich I!ur..'undi;'.i^nn.s and 
 munched calmly through a long table d'hote bill of 'fare, snail-onttie.s, 
 delicious fruits and all, then J.aid the trifie it cost, and ste-.p.^d hapinlv 
 aboard the tram again, ^vithout onc« cursing iIr. railroad com- .any A 
 rare experience, and one to be tivasured foivver. ' " ' 
 
 They say they do not have accidents on the.se French roads, a-id I think 
 1^ nmst be true. If I remember rightly, we passed hii;h al)ove wa-on 
 roads or tlirough tunnels under them, but never crossed them on their 
 own level. About every quarter of a mile, it seemed to me, a man came 
 out and held up a clul) till the train went by. to signify that every thintf 
 was safe ahead. Switches were changed a mile in advance, by la'illin..- a 
 Avn-e rope that passes along the ground by the rail, from sttitionto stution. 
 Signals for the day and .signals for the ni-ht -ave constant end tin. Iv 
 notice of the position of switches. " " " "'^ 
 
 No, they have no railroad accidents to speal: of in Fivmce. But wliv I 
 iiecau.se when one occurs, sonieboil;/ has to hang foi- it !* Isot han- m'ey 
 
 
tlicrcitftfi 
 
 I'.vm.S AT LAST. 
 
 Tlio 01,1 Trav.l.r.:^X. r.W 1 H- ' *^'' '"-""'^'' "'"^t '"'^^^^«'-- 
 
 ",-v '"• ^•^e.■ ^vill kiH>w,-t h tie c tl . '•' T ^'";'' ^^"l'"''^^'^ ^'^"^"'^ 
 
 tl'-y nv. pleasant things to eHe ^' T^' '""' ^^■" '"'I'^'ve tl.e.u heeanse 
 
 «H.vur of the ri^in .„, ^"S-m to hw^V because, they are plau.il.le and 
 
 every when,. ' ''"' '""^ "'■•'^■'' ^^'"^'I' "v l-ehold ahuut us 
 
 ^:::/z l;v:^!n^^rt:;u ^ ^'^^•'' ^^ '-^-^^ i"— <' 
 
 alway,s(!„<,u.o,n,a tW feelers tl' "'""""^ ''' ''' ^^'''''- Tl.ey 
 tl.cyh:noannHl<.l.v.:^v uM^^ ^f themselves adrift tiH 
 
 Thou tlH-y o.K'a their tlu^o 1 V K- 1 ?"'" *"* ^" ''='^^ ""* t^'^^^-'^l^d. 
 «n.l swell, and soar, nutX'^^^ '"""- '"'^' «»--'- 
 
 central idea, rheir .^rand a is t ' 1 "T"'^ 'T" *'^ ^^'^^^ ' 'J^l'^ir 
 y^^u feel insi.nific;u.t al.d W ; " /' tflf":' 'ri", ^"" ^'^^"'' '-^e 
 glo^y! .They will not let you kulnythlnT, ^'"" ^'"■'^'"•^P^^tan 
 inoffeuHivo sno-gostions • thev Ln .^ .m,7 i T ^'''^' ■'''^'■'' "* y»"»' I'^st 
 of fV.rei.n landi:; the, i.W U^-^H^'K '"' ^""^' ^^'^''^'^--l <l^ea.ns 
 "'>ele,s as the stuj.ide t .Cnli L tW^I^'"- f ^''''' ''"'''-'^''^ ^^"'^t^ ""^l 
 a^Kl deniolish the fair iniatrttf h J^ *"'«te^l '^"thors 
 
 with the pitiless ferocity of «ef„' "^'i ^"' ^''"'"" ^^''"•"^ ^™r,ship 
 
 Old Travelers. I love he n ^ 1^""' ,''*• .^"* ^^^" ^ ^^^'^ ^^^^ 
 «^.l.crnatura! ability to Lore for I^ir S.^^l" ^^''^''''^''' ' ^-' *'-"' 
 Inxuriant fertility of inia.dn itio fo tf .''"' r"' '■""^*-^'5 ^^' ^J^^"" 
 
 their overwhehning ineudacily t ' """ "*'^'*^'"^^' *^»'"- ^""i^nt,. 
 
 Melun, Foutainebleau. and Lrernf n 'i "If ''*' ^'^^'^^We Sens, 
 «^vays noting, the abse ce of L n"'" •^•^""*'^"1 cities, we swept 
 X"4>uinted].o,^esancI nruidalt?r ?•'"' '"'''^''' ^■^"«^«' «°^-Iots 
 cleanliness, grace, tast;u^:-7,:.";;!"^fV":* ^^^^"' *'- n-senoe of 
 mtion of a tree or the turn n^of ^ l^e;">tifynig, even to the dispo- 
 
 fcpair, ^-oid of ruts am "ties i^f ev^"' '^'' • "''"^'^l «^ ''"^^^'^ "» P^^^ct 
 bowled along, hour after wTLm u f ' "^^^l^^litj of suiface-we 
 -I'proaehed we eu^ ed w hie^tss o ^ 1 '""T '''^ ' '""' ^^'^ -^**f*^" 
 «ped through it, and then, S ^ letl^^^^^^^^^^^ and sln.bbery, 
 
 -;^onlythespo. of a ^e^mt^^Ct^^^^SZ^X::^ 
 
 ^nng intrusion of s^n-ic^^ b^ ^tT^il^lrt^ Ser ^^S^ 
 
«sl.emlt]>em to th .d f tuv^v^ri^' 1 ' '''"n^ the passengers aiul 
 where to deliver then 1^ .r^ ' ' • . J-'"'?''''^ '^"*' *"^'^ *''*^ "J'-ivf.' 
 about overeh..in,, 1 .n^O^i^^:;;;. ^^-l^: r'^ii/ll^^^-'^^f f -' 
 were speeihn"' t iroii'.!i II-,. vH.,of *• u •' ^" "f- J-U a little M-hile we 
 
 oevtai,/n.nu.:.na;;ii:';;,;t^:th1ikst.^^ 
 
 we knew its -ietu e 1^^ ^ " Ti If^'^f ^'^ *''^' ^"''"''^ ^'^ ^^'^^IJ ^^« 
 
 the grim Bastile, t I ^^^l, \^^ l^^ '" ^'^V"^ ^^" "''^ ""^^' "too.l 
 prison-house within wh e , 1 '"'"■' '""' ^"M'l'iness, chat disnu.l 
 
 wrinkh.s of a,e, so IrZ S "" > """^' T""- ^'''' 1'"* -» ^he 
 hearts broke. ' ^ "'"' ^i^""*'' -'•''^^' '^'""''''N -'> ^any l.ravo 
 
 on^::::'^ tiar w ":!;;i.l't\^^' -^^-•' -^-^ ^hree b<.ls put into 
 
 vestauranMust aft^l f l,^- , "^ 1 'V""' '^""" "^' ^^'^"^^ ^'^ to . 
 linsei-ino- r inier Tt f '^ '' ""1 '*" '' con>fortabh,, satisfactory, 
 tid?, the food sow. :2^ ^S'w^Uc^! "^* ^I^f'-^ T'-y *^'"'^ -- -' 
 departin,^ company so r^usaceVr r 1'"^'*^:.'^'"' ^^'^^ ^'O'"!",^' "nd 
 wonderfully F.en4>' 4 u,^^ '" ^'f ^'' •'^^ '^<h,ble, so fearfully an.I 
 Twohundi;d]>ec.,,les;tTt itlle. l''"' T ""■?'' -''y '""^ ^nHyening. 
 coffee; the strL i t^^r^^tZ J^" f ^?""'^' ^'I'l'"^^ ^^-^'^ -^^ 
 •seekers; there was nmsic 7 he , Y ^^ '*/''^''^'^'" '"^^ ■'^■>-«"'^ 1'1«^^«"^-'' 
 confla^nUion of .asl^^l^'e^e^y;;;^^''^ ""' '"*"" "" "'-"* "^ -'<• '> 
 
 brilliant streets and looked .f'.; , 7-!, ^^^V'^^ered through the 
 jewelry shops. OccLion li ,-,. 1 ^ {, '"^'' '" ™'^y «t«^^« ^'^1 
 put unoffending Fm S 'on the ';TT ^^'.^l''^'^^"^'': -^ '^e"'^' cruel, we 
 incompreliensibfe jaro-on ot' le r , Sv '''*^' ^^"'^*^^"-'^ ^'^''"^'^^^ "' tl^« 
 we impaled them .^enne e " '^'^""»''' '""^ ^^''"^ tl>ey writhed, 
 
 vile verbs and imirclpies^''' *^'''''' ^^'^ ««'»-i«-l them, witlftheir own 
 
 gemune article, the XyeSi^^ *?^^^*'^ *«" f"!^'^ gol<' from the 
 
 work duly labeled with the^^^^^^^ ^'^^f^''-^' '""^ their imitation 
 
 would no( dare to viokt thif aw uUh- fwl "^ *°^' "'^ ^'^^ J^'^^'^^'^ 
 "1 one of their stores mi^dit be U, , i ''^'"*^\"' * «tmiger bought 
 was represented to be -^^Verily To W '\T T- ^T^ "*"^*^J^ ^^^^^^^ i* 
 
 Tl-n we ,„„ted for a S^I^P^^^ Si^t^rr ' "M , , 
 " --^>«^ -bitiou Of mine to bethavSr^^:^-^-^^;^^^^^ 
 
 ,M 
 
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74 
 
 A BARBAROUS ATROCITV. 
 
 their sto.; eyes, and ic^^i I ;lf::^|^'S^ tS;:^- 
 
 iiauccx. Wo sliuiiue-I tliPs.> vi,n.. f V"" ,^ ^^^"^« of their counte- 
 
 could had 110 siivde ]e<dtini-<» «.,„.?; * ||"^' "•'! <J i^s as \ve!l, jjjuce we 
 1 .s:u<l J Wiuitod to 1h^ .sliaved TIip )i.,-.i„ ,. • • i i 
 
 .q, of .■„.„,.' from ot;; ?;,'=*" ™^^^^ 
 
 toot iiHto ;, little ,,,.„, '','',,':"■' V '''*'""' '"'■ ~":'' ^i-'^ttlM, 
 
 •sittiHS-roout c 'v,;;,5 inctd* ^M^ '-"om ; thoy got t„-„ om,J. 
 
 old .hjao, of b,iH„ v,,™;i!;So ti ■;: ^,';.™" ""'* "■■"■ """^< <■"■ ^^y °w. 
 vHLSS,Si;;yfi::j!fo!^t:;;t-si'j:'!r''";- "';^°^'■"' '"-■'■"'<'"« 
 
 cheeks, now-lud ti^^; I.^^ ,;, ^ ^;^t-^^-7 5---^ ^'owu my 
 a basin of Avater undn mv n I i ^ "^ mcinieut assassin held 
 
 of washm-' awav the so'in m,,! l>l«o '7 ,°\' ^^'^^^ '^ ''^ean pretence 
 
 .oy,el, and',.,,, fc^i. , t^^c , v t ■. , ^ tlS-J^Vf""" "',* ^ 
 said \y th with-riii" iroi.v tl,.,^ ,-;\ \t: • ' ^"^ ^^ excused, x 
 
 to be scalped ' " ' ' ""' '"*^""^* to beskuniod-Ideelmeu 
 
 neve:tvrL!in.^;:^ ;f 1 "^ luuidkerchief about my f .o, and 
 
 ■any, no:.. Tli^'n th ^ t^ T K-""" "' ^f''f ^'^^'^^^^^^ bavbei-shops 
 
 is as 1 ];av.. ,smce found out, that they have no 
 
(JASTLY EXPERIEXCK.* 
 
 75 
 
 barber s^iops worthy of tlie name, in Paris-and no barbers, eithe,' for 
 tliat matter. The impostor ^vlio does duty as a barber, hnUhS'.Z 
 and napkins and imp emont.s of torture to you,- residence and deliberi ely 
 sknis you m your private apartments. Ali, I have surtered, suSf 
 suffered, liere la Pans }.nt never mind-the time is coming wlien i 
 sliall have a dark and bloody revenge. 8ome day a Parisian barbe iwiU 
 come to my room to skm me, and from that day fortli tliat barbe will 
 never be lieard of more. 'oi"*-! wiu 
 
 At eleven o'clock we alighted upon a sign which manifestly referred to 
 Inlhards Joy I We had played billiards in the Azcres with ball thS 
 were not round, and on an ancient table that was very little smoo er 
 than a brick pavement-one of these wretched old things with d«ul 
 cushions and with patches in the faded cloth and invisible' c>^ struct ons 
 that made the b:dls describe the most astonishing and unsuspected an des 
 
 "tS?^ ST "^ '^" ^7 f -mlooked-fb; and aimoi imj.o:;^ 
 sciatches that were perfectly bewildering. Wo had slaved xf 
 Gibra t..r wrth balls the si.e of a walnut, on a 'table like a ^ubH V uu^ 
 -and in both instances v. acliieved far more aggravatioi/than anm e 
 Sons l:;'^'"'" '^' "" !""^i' ^"'•':' ''''' ^^^'^^ --*=^ken. Tie 
 
 a <t 
 
 ,. ,. . , "^°"^'^=^lHi?li<-'i- than the balls, and as the balls "had a 
 
 ashion of always .stopping under the cusliion, we accomplished very 
 
 ttle in the way of caroms. The cusldons .vere hard and unelastic, and 
 
 the cues were so crooked that in making a shot you had to allow for Sa 
 
 curv^e or you would infallibly put the '' Euglish" on the w oZ Sle «? 
 
 the bad. Dan was to mark while the doctor and I played. A^ the end 
 
 of an hour neither of us had made a count, and so Dan was thl of 
 
 keeping tally with not ang to tally, and ^, were heated and ano,./ nid 
 
 disgusted. ^^ e p.nd the heavy bill-about .,x cents-and said we lo d 
 
 can around some time when we had a week to s,, end, and linisli the game 
 
 We adjourned to one of those petty cafes and took supper and tested 
 
 he wines of the country, as we liad been instructed to co, and found 
 
 ? we bT r' "'"I "r"f "'S'- J^''^ ""^'''* ^'■""■^ ^^'^^^ --^^^S, however 
 It we had chosen to drink a. sufficiency of them 
 
 To clo.se our first day in Paris clieerfully and pleasantly, we now sou-ht 
 our grand room in the Grand Hotel du Louvre and climbed into .ar 
 wimptuous bed, to read and smoke- but alas '. 
 
 It WHS pitifu], 
 111 11 wliuk' oity-full, 
 Gas we liad uoi.'e. 
 
 wi^irl^T. ^"^ "''"^ Jn--nothing but dismal candles. It was a shame. 
 •^ G^uide I". 7^^-°" '""'"fTl ^f'^'' ''''''^'' ■> ''' I»"^^^«d over French 
 head o • t il n?';i ' "''u'"^'"'^ ^li».)omtedIy, in a vain endeavor to make 
 ^li ll. 1 r • 1 1 . ''''^'\ '''''•'' '^ ^^'' "^'''y'' ''^' ""d experiences : we 
 
 d^^lf^^ f"""'^ '^ •'' '"T '''"^y ^"^^ *"■'>' '" ren<r^ned Paris, .uid 
 'sleejr ^''^ ^ "'""''^ " '■''"* "^y«*^™"« ^-o"! ^vdiich meA caU 
 
 * Joke by the Doctor. 
 
 
 .1 !, 
 Si 
 
C H A P T E li XIII. 
 
 ^v-ore up :,.k1 dressed at ten o'clock. We ^unlt 
 .! the 1,0 eK-I dont kno.- M-hat a eo.ums.ionaire 
 
 THH next morning nc 
 to t]ie conim is.nona '. . 
 
 IS, but that is tlje man ve ',v(ni+i. .n ^ +.>i i i • ' ...^.»..,>-,„^,,c 
 
 He said the great Inteniatio ml n,u^iwi.^ ""' T'''''^ " -''''■^''■ 
 
 Englishmen and Aniericanr "V ^1 K t w ^^ITl'" '"'^' ^""1*^^^'^^^^ of 
 tolinda good guide nne.n|. ;.o,r h"1 ll T I s firf ^T ^T'^^ ''^^ 
 two on I.iand, but lie onh^ ], ul three now Hp n "^ ^''i'* ^^ ^°'"" «^- 
 
 «o like a vexy pirate thaM.etn.lnl;o Si::^'' ^'ij^''' '''''^' 
 with a sim].eringi,recision of pronunciation tint .x-\ . ?• '^"V"^'^ 
 
 . ;' If ze zhentfemans will to T^X ^o < ile '"' '*?'^' ""'^ •'^"^'' •• 
 mhees serveece, I .hall show to him every ? h ' tT<!"""' v "'' ''^?''^ 
 
 much rii u a K "^d it .iit''^^^^ '':n' *'rv^' '^«^'«"'^^ ^- ^^-» ti^'^t 
 
 self coniplacency educec him inf. .^"\™"^"^» " '^''^^''- ^ut his 
 nnexploru E L r and ti L^^^^^^ " "'-lit into regions of 
 
 ten secomlB he was so^ ttd nnY '^P^"T"* ""'' ^''' ™"^- Within 
 
 :^y" the English^Sft '^iSr-tSH^Sdt 
 
 a little old, U^rbtrc^SlXslS " H? '^»"' ^"' '"^ 7'"^^^ ^^^^^ 
 gloves, in good repair, and ca STsmall .Si ''''''f ^'^^^ ^^"^ 
 
 Iiandle-a female le- of ivorvw/.,*'''' ''''"^ ^^'*^^ ^ curved 
 a cat crossing rnmddy street • a,S of T'''^ "' «f *'-^ ^"^ ^« d^i^% as 
 unobtrusive 'self- "ssei^^^^^^^^^ if J??*^!,^'^ T 1"^^*' 
 
 andguardedly- andwhenleLIl ;. Z*"*^^^' ^^^ ''Poke softly 
 
 t^sponsibiIty,^o;XTng a su "Lt t 1 ''''•^' 'V'*"*^'"^"^ '^^ '^^^ ««' 
 
 We were moi-e than chamed^we we,-e mSoved W^ y!'"' «!-• "-rf- 
 once. We „eve,ev.„ a.l:e,. ,„■„ ,,i, prior'E"; J!!„,|;."tk';'- ,„ ,' 
 
aK-( HKlSTKNlXii tHK FKKNCH.MAX. 
 
 77 
 
 >nul tl.e other was a l,ompi te We sLT' "'" """""'J^' ^"^""■''' 
 if. drew from ]n-H pncket-1 o.k n v„olv itS ""', """/ *'""'"-^ '' "'""«• 
 withaprofuuiKllw- '' "°'^^ '^ ^""^^^ little eanl, a.ul passed it to us 
 
 A. lil M, FI NiiKIt, 
 
 •'iiiilf to Pans, ]<',,„„,., (;e,,nany, 
 
 '//■(//«/ J/a/rl fUi Lotu-rr. 
 
 "Billthiger ! Oh, caiTv me liome to die.'" 
 That was an "aside" from Dan The atrn-.m„c. , 
 my ears, too. T],e nK,st of us can ^ Tt^ZFT"^ "TI^ "^ 
 countenance that strikes us unpleasantly at ii.^hntLjl.j f ' " 
 become reconciled to a jarring name so^easilv T ^ i ' ^ ^'"'''^' 
 
 had lured this nnu^ his nanie^ass^unW^^^^^^ T ''""' '"''^ ''^ 
 We werei„.patient to staH. BilllL^ s^i tfr^iS..";' ""!?'" 
 carriage, and then the doctor said: ^' ^ ''°°' *" *-''>^' "- 
 
 "Well, the giiide goes with the barl)er-,s]ioi) wit), +1,^ i -n- i . , , 
 with the gasless room, and may he with n ■ v^', . bilhard-table, 
 
 Paris, fexpected tJ haye a gull nt^ S«^' ir ^ ^'""'^"'^'^ °^ 
 Armand de la Chartrease, or somethin- th it w ,1 1 ^^V'"*^"^'!^"^. ov 
 to the yillagers at home; but to ilS''<^f^^,::?r\^''':f "^^^^^^'^ 
 Billfingerl Oh : this is absurd you lal; 'n '*^^ t^'*' "'""^ of 
 
 can't say Billlinger; it is na:::itiC ^ ne ^ J!:^ .;;^^^^ ^V" . ?^ 
 we better call himi Alexis du Oauhuncomi ' '' ^""= ''^^"* ^^'^^ 
 
 " Alphonse Henri Gustaye de Hautoyille," I su.n.este.] 
 " Call him Ferguson," said Dan. °" 
 
 That was ])ractical, unromantic good sense Witl,o„f .U^ , 
 expunged Billfinger «. Billlinger, and^called him Fer^n ' """ 
 
 The carrnige — an open barouche — was i-e^ulv V., 
 beside^the driyer, and L whirled .way o 1 i^Jkf.st "Tfw. """"'''^ 
 ]Mr. Ferguson stood by to transmit Jur ,r tvl i ^^ l'"""!'^^^' 
 
 Byo and^,ye, he mentioned c^lSy- L "ful i" '^"f *^^"^- 
 
 would go and get his breakfast JZo^ ^^ u 1^;.^"""''"^' ^^ 
 knew that we could not get along without him • th w *'"'n ^^ 
 want to loiter about m.d wait for him. We^k.l him to sit 7 "'1 
 eat with us. He begged, ^yith many a bow, to be excu ed T 7" . 
 mper he .ad; he would sit at anoier table. We or led him ^Z 
 torily to sit down with us. oiaeiecl liim perem]!- 
 
 Here endeth the tlrst lesson. It was a mistake. 
 
 .€' 
 
78 
 
 sor-u. 
 
 As Ion- as we h,vfl that felluw aft3r tliat, he was always huu.r,.v • he 
 was always thirsty Ho cauiB early ; he stayed late ; he' c.ul.l not pass 
 a restaurant ; lie looked with a lecherous eve upon every wine shop 
 Suggestions to stop, excuses to eat an.l to drinlc were fore-."er on his lii/s' 
 AVe tried all we coul.l to till him so full that he would have no room to 
 spare for a tortni-ht ; hut it was a failure. He .lid not hold euou-h to 
 smotlier the eravDiys of his supcfrliumau appetite. " 
 
 He had iinother '• disere].ancy" ahout him. He was always wantin- 
 us to buy thuigs. < )n the shallowest pretences, he would inve'i-de us into 
 Hhirt stores, l.oot stores, tailor shops, glove shoi.s— any where under the 
 broad _sw<.(.p ot the heavens that there seemed a chance of our buyin'^ 
 any thing'. Any one could have guessed that the .shopkeei.ers paid'him 
 a per centage on the sales ; liu.t in our blessed innocence we didn't until 
 tins leatiir.' ol his conduct grew unbearablv proniiuent. One day Dan 
 happened to mention that he thought of buying three or four .silk 'dress 
 patterns for ]. resents. Ferguson's hungry eye was upon him in an instant. 
 in the course ot twenty minutes the carriage stoDned 
 " What's this r " 
 
 " Zis is ze linest silk magazin in Paris— ze most celeltrate " 
 ''What did you come here for ? We told you to take us to the palace 
 ot the Louvre. '■ 
 
 " I^supi)0S3 ze gentleman say he wish to buy some silk." 
 "You are not rtvpiired to 'suppose' things for the party, Ferguson. 
 VVe do not wish to tax your energies too much. We will "bear some of 
 the l)urden and heat of tiie day ourselves. We will endeavor to do such 
 supposing as is really necessary to be done. Drive on." 80 spake the 
 do'jtor. '■ 
 
 Within imsn minutes the carriage halted again, and before another 
 silK store. The doctor said : 
 
 "Ah, the palace of the Louvre: beautiful, beautiful ecUlice ! Dees 
 ^tlie Lmperor Na])oleon live here now, Ferguson ?" 
 
 ' /V^' ^^'^°^^^' ■ y"iiilo,iest; zis is not ze [ialaco ; we come there directly, 
 iiut since we i)ass right ]>y zis store, where is such beautiful silk—" " ■ 
 
 '• Ah : I see, I see. T meant to have told you that we did not wish to 
 purchase any silks to-day ; but in my absentmindedness I for^'ot it I 
 also meant to tell you we wished to go directh- to the Louvre • but I 
 forgot that also. However, we will go there now. Pardon my .seemino- 
 carelessness, Ferguson. Drive on." " 
 
 Within the half hour, we stoj.ped again- in front of another silk 
 store. We were angry ; but the doctor was always serene, always smooth- 
 voiced. He said : 
 
 "At last ! How imposing the Louvre is, and vet how small ! how 
 exquisitely fashioned 1 how charmingly situated !-iVenerable, venerable 
 pile — 
 
 " Pairdon, doctor, zis is not ze Louvre — it is " 
 
 " Uliat is it ?" 
 
 " I have ze idea -it come to me in a r.iomeut— zat ze silk m zis 
 
 magazin 
 
THE INTEUXATIU.VAI, KXI'OSITION. 
 
 71) 
 
 "Ferguson, how lioedlasw I nm. I fniiv i„f„,„i,„i ., , „ 
 id not wish to buv anv Mh. .,..i." ..,'"**"'''*' M*«" y"*' tJ"vt we 
 
 did not wish to buy any silks to- ."v ■ n , I " ? , , "" >'"*' *^"^* ^^'^ 
 
 tho happiness of seeing you cL-ou fo C "kf. t ^hi ?' '* ''f'^''"" 
 KiU'.l mo with pleasurable .uuotionsth'i I .t^ Ht """'''' ^'"'^ "" 
 
 of the time. HoAvever w.> S i ^1 the con)n)onest interest 
 
 sn.ll minute.' i genSu/l:a'l.it bu; ifT "ll^t ^l "l t'" T 
 only Zoo/j at 7n r. 11.-^ /„.,/. ,i_, , ,.„ . . y.". '*^_ not wisJi to — bu 
 
 one 
 -- but 
 
 [Then ph.'iulin^ufly.] 
 
 ony Z...I. at ze silk-W. at ze beautiful fabric 
 ,>,<(;•— just only one leefle nioiuHit '" - - 
 
 Dan said, " Confound the idiot • I don't w.nt t,. .„„ 
 
 and I won'i look at then,. Drive oj A ' ""^' "'^^''^ *"-''*^>^' 
 
 it i» too late. I. wau S '^ , ^t. f„ fo ™ w'^r'''"'* ,'" "''■ '.'°''- 
 
 liu3 treachei'ous ni's;'T-pfm(- ' iff,,., e ^ i ^ 
 
 c).«,„,.,g„e,,„H«.ve ,,:,;: 'a «urv. rfi '"■^^'»* '""' '.',"»""" "f 
 coujitless treasures of ni-t i„ .1, I ,,' ."°,S"' "» siglit of tlio 
 
 ,.00- little satisftctl"';«"i ' 1 :''XS' rZt t'""^' """ rr"'^ 
 
 "olit.iry silk ili-oss jinttom i' J«tio,i tliat Fergasoii sol.l „ot a 
 
 a 
 
 ere 
 
 not. Tiie o,,ide.s deceive • i l.f, " ,' ^'^""^'! generaJly are, for we were 
 fovthelirst\inraS[s^ u'tk 'l:r^ ^'^"^^"-^^ -^- ^^ to Paris 
 little experienced as ^li'LJ'f '^f^, :!!?'". ^ ^ ^-"1'"^!^ with othen. as 
 
 ■ iMt laris agam some ilav, and 
 
 ni my wa,--i)aint— I slialf carry 
 
 little experienced as himself T <.Ip.11 vJ ,•+ t> • 
 
 then let the guides beware ! I sidl 'o ' "" ^'''■" ''"'" ^^'^"^'' '^'"* 
 
 my tornalnuvk along. '" 
 
 I think we have lost but little time in P^n-it^ w^ i 
 everv night tire,l out Of m,,, ^^"^^.".\ ^ ,»• We have gone to bed 
 
 Exposition. Al ;vo d mS. r T*'^^ '^f ?^"^"^^ luternational 
 
 hist visit. To tell the truth J^.. ! , '"'^ '^'''^ "''^' ^'^^'''^^ ''^'^l 
 
 spend weeks-ve e ^n ^ ifh ' .f ;' ^^^^^^'' '^'''^ "^^^ ^^-^^^'^ ^'''vo to 
 un intelligible idea J ip '7"' '^^"' "";^^«?^y^'« cstablishn.ent, to get 
 
 shoAv. I discovered i1,m+ if '- V ! ^ '^ ^'^nl more wonderful 
 
 find myse rio°ld I 1 ' ^T *° f""^ ^^'''' ''' "^^^'^*^'' ^ «1'«^'1<1 ^tiH 
 
 ..vj.™, .1,10, ...u'i^i;:;?,r z.tE.t«,i,ri;l;; 
 
 ".u 
 
 
 -^h 
 
 ^?**% 
 
80 
 
 NAi'oLEoy rir. 
 
 intelli^roiu-o ii, Ins eves— w„tcln ,i i , , 
 
 Jeweller's sI.op_watd.Hl hinl^l:^;;;^,';^,^' " ""f-V"^^"'"' "^ ^ 
 I'ol'l u,. his hea.l au<l ^o tin-..;.], all th V, sh "»<>;'•; tho water u.ul 
 
 <>r swallowin.. it. l,„t tl„. mjl! i ' "''''V/''' "';''"^'''^^^' '""^''^"■'* 
 
 tattooed South Sea Islande, m ^1 ed ''•''; i ?'''" '''" ^'''''^''^ •'''^•"" 
 
 sti'iinxely lilv(- a nKiiIcrn Colt 
 
 Krapressof (I:e>.v.H.h;.Jth.' :;.,;!• 'n T^^' ^ ^'-•^' ^^-^ the 
 ''^vayto see what sh. nu.^ht Si| J W * "" '"."''^''V-^:- »"<1 '.astened 
 «:ivvan unus.ial nnmhsv oi: soldi-M-s wdl^Inr) '" ■!^\V""I'^"'' ""•^'c— wo 
 
 ;; ""-t, and learned that th'e E,nj Z .f thV F ''"I'"' ^'Y '* ^^'^^ '^" 
 Turkey Mere about to revi,- w 1, ! r ^'T""'' ■''"•' "'« «"ltaH of 
 
 ^oetliese rueu tia.u I could have had l se Lut^ Fv„S """"^^' ''' 
 We drove awav md tunl- i,.. ,, v .^"'"K> f<x xjsitious. 
 
 ^Wcau Miaiier^hc!::::! V ji:: ^ "\"', "'?" ^^""^ "J''"-^'^ *'- 
 with aboard and we hired ^taudin ^ 1 V, ™ ^'"tJ ''' "^""''''^ '^f' '""•••»^1« 
 
 -.UKl of dis.,ut nu.sic; il. ii^Sfe iXT/ ,./^T'f '''''" ''^'^ '' 
 ■slowly toward us ; a mo.neut ruore, at],-,, ' ' ''«* ';''-'^« 'novi„. 
 «Tand crash of uiiiitary n.usie, a .;iirnt ' f " '^ '^^^"'."^ ■•"^'' *^ 
 
 ti'o.uthe dust and caL <lown the st et n , ' "^''^^^■"''Tmen emerged 
 oauie a lon.^ line of artillery • th n t :. . ^''■". '^ '''"^^- ^^ft*^'' ^J^««i 
 
 and then their Jmu,n^^,i,,^^JTt '""l^^' '" 'l''""''^ -tniforins ; 
 vast concourse of peo e si" .^^ "^r" /"" ""'' ^'^'"l"' A.iz. The 
 
 liouse-tops in the wi, L vie S ust " ^'"^"^«''~<1'« ^vindo.-s and 
 
 kerchiefs, and the w-avers o? 4e same u ' f ."if •"'\^'^ ^"''^^''^'■^ ''-"'- 
 of «;enu..es below It wl'l^^j;^';;; ^e'''- ^'^-^ ^vi,h those 
 But the two central ti-ures claimed all .;m- ../tent.- ^^r 
 
 =1 contrast set up befWre a, nn,lti(.,le t ' en X \ ^"^ '■■^'^!; .^"'''' 
 iinifov,., .. 1 , ,. . , i-ni .'Buf .N.,^,oleon, m mi.'itaiy 
 
 uniform- 
 
 ono-bodied, short-Jegged man, (i,. 
 
 I'cely moustached. oh] 
 
 • 11 , . — o""^">'>> •1J1UI t-jegged man 
 
 ^,:;S;!u:ttX,^^^Son^1.;.f - ''-^'- -^^yr^^^^'^^i 
 
 I'landits, and wa(.hin..- o^-eiT m> '' .. ^T?' ''^ -'^"^^^ ^« ^^^ "^"'^ 
 
 under his deni^essed hat 1 Hm as f T^^'^'y ''^''3' ^vit:, his cat-eves from 
 
 were not lie::rtfelt and conlS'l ' '^"''"'' '^"'^' •^''" ^^'^'* tnuse cheei^ 
 
 Abdul Azi. absolute lord of tlie Ottoman Euipm 
 
 ^n.,^an clothes, almost without ornan.^ ' 
 
 tiuUJ, fez on his head— a short, stout ditrk m 
 
 one would n.. be at all il^l.^S^ W 1 1^; f ^' -^^ ?r^' -' 
 
 l>-.rl4 ^ncSn^tnl^lS^^ 
 
 nature and training filthy, briay^^.^ ^^^m^:;:':: K "' ^ ^'^^^^^^'r ^^ 
 
 ., loiaur, nn])iog);.f.sive, superstitious 
 
 N- ciad in dark green 
 gn' of rank; a red 
 bearded, black- 
 
 •'I'lM'.i ,!nce somehow 
 
Tin: Hir/iAN ny rntKKv 
 
 ~*nf| n «(»v«)niniPiit \v||„s.> Tin .,,.,. -n 
 
 H^- in ln-ilH.,„t Pans, un.l, . i.^r^;!;;*- >-'7;/f='I.-itv. ,); ,. 
 
 (VntUiT .M...'t.s tl... \iu,.t,,.MtI. • *'^"'' "^ ''•"""|.l. tl„. First 
 
 NAi'or.icoN lij KiiiiK'i'n- f P 
 
 oon,.nnin,u..l I.y kin,s a.ll I n«i- i 'it'"! "" "^ 't ^"''it.l city, and 
 
 >^nEini,u: all tl,,- ulnl,. ; wl,,, w, i" "' 'V'^' '^*^ '' '''''''' ■">'• 
 
 win. I,nm.,lev(TvrlM„...rto '. /"'Jv^^' ' /'^"^ "pnu a tl.ro,.,., i„ f,,„,,. . 
 
 Hheoo.,iMnuti,o;,,:;;;]'L ';s''}.^/::;;;'^"'7 '-*'-•- ■-"i .-...,1 ti'.^ 
 
 tl- p.u.,,l<. of nnaltv ; who io, t. s j j^ ;", '"1 '•''""^" ^■'-tr..,.nts for 
 
 ea^'le. for.,.tf„i of its I.-sso,; r .f s • '^;''"'^ """- ' '^i'^^- ''i^ poor. sla.M.v 
 luHC«.vf„ily prepar..!. se,.t it . ,u . "7'', "1"'" '"^ •'^^-'■J^I^t = <I-liv.Mvil 
 
 pitiless .• .lieul,. of all tl.o v.-orl 1 J v L , ''''^■' " """''^ ^'"- tin- 
 
 ';»'l «H •<'-•'! |.i«.auts, as before '^}u, Iv"'! ^ T^ "^ eoronatio.is 
 (liinireons ffaii.- ,,i.<l still m.i . ' " f<"',i,">tt('i. captive in the 
 
 ^^tju. glory ,o.,i future !o:;^;^t::i^^^^^ 
 
 and s.uToun.le,! by apilla.uli,.;. a , i ' , ''"'"'^ f '"',* ' " '""">" '''«<«^ 
 cnm.on. he „ .,,t; a Ihroue ,n,l ' ve' ■'"""'' '''' *'"' *'"""'"''« o^" 
 
 Hceptre of a lai^rhty F ,ir. ■ \V „ I .^ f ?'" "" "■^'t-"'"l-'l ^vo.•M the 
 •speaks of the won.le, Po,,,- . . Wl V""'V''l •'^''^"*'"" ^ ^ho 
 
 "«'"ts of AhuMi,. :n.U t... lyi!; :;; of .vl^J;;; y'^*-^ "^ ^^'^ ^a^ae achieve- 
 to ; ^™ r^:;;: t ;L^;;t;^;;.;''^^ <;-"'- ^■".•'.•^ : «on. 
 
 of a vast royalty, yet tl.e puppet f i P ' • TT'' ^' '^■•' = '^'''^'^ 
 
 of" tyrannical mother : /, . , 1 it "' '""1*^'" '^'"""^"t ol'iM 
 
 ^vl.u.. linger n.ovcs navis an 'r "V '1'";'; ' ^'''-one-the heck 
 o{ lit', ana .leath over u^^i!^ l^^l^ l"'^'^^ "^ ^- ^-uls the power 
 with his ei.ht hundred con u in.i .^1 ;&' " '"^'^ "^V' "^*^' ^^"- 
 '""1 «le.'l.in.and idlin-,, and nvo d I'ou e ^ ,"; T ''T'"^*''^ ^^•'■^'' ^^^'^''^■^' 
 "lent and threatn. to /.. a S.d' i l 'T ^'''^'' ^'"^ i-«i'is of govern- 
 l^uad Pacha with apr^tv p n ir " i;::''!;!;' *'''"" ^^ 1-P«- V warv 
 -^■-y with a new to}, like any o^J wlK^'T-n ' "'" ^^''I' -^J-™ed 
 people robbed and oppressed Is' nNs I ' " "'^"^ ^^'^'" «'-^«'^ ^'i^ 
 
 word to save then, ; iho believes t-'x-,:.atherers. but speaks no 
 
 faWes of the Arabian Ni.drtrbTtth.f"""n "'''' ^T' "'"' *'- -il- 
 magi.ians of to-day, and is ervous i, tl '''^''"^ ^''' *''" '"i^^'I'tv 
 
 -ilrouds and steamboats .^r^.'-S^'T"" ^'V'""" '''^''''''^^^^^ 
 
 *'^e earth ^a d..rade, i.^verty!: -tjC^I^IXlS;::;^^^^^ 
 
 Jr; 
 
82 
 
 TICK RKVIKW.— CANKOIIKKT. 
 
 tioiM)f iyuomnoo cihm., an.l hnitulity, ,in,i will i.lle away th., allotted 
 
 NaiK,le„n Ims augiamte.! the com.uoreial prospenty of Fmi.co, i» ten 
 
 Pu H, and luuH partly relank mery city in th. Stat«. II. n.ud.-nmH a 
 A hole Ntm-t at a turn, ,u*HeHHeH the dainajreH, ,.ay,s thorn an.l rnhnildH 
 Huperbly. Then s,H.cnlatorH l.ny np th. ^'n.nnd and sdl, hut tl.. origin 1 
 owner ,h pven th. tuxt ..l..,ic.o by th. «ovr,nn.ent at a sUt.-.I pric-. h^:!;. ^ 
 the Hpeenhit^n- ... pennit,.-,! to purchase. Bnt ahov., all thil.«s, he- ha« 
 
 ak.n th. Hol.. ....ntrul of tho En.pin, of Fran., into his hands, and uu2 
 
 It a olerahly tr.. land^for peopl.. who will not att.n.pt to ^o too far in 
 moddUny with j-ovennn-nt affairs. No country oHhi ^n-^Wv security 
 to hfe and proi,c,ly than France, and one has all the frmh>u. he wantJ 
 hut no hcen.se_no license to interfere with any hodv. or make any one 
 unconifoi-talile. ► . / » ■•" 
 
 As for the Sult^m, on.- co.dd set a trap any where and catch a dozen 
 alder men m a nij^dit. 
 
 The band stn.ck up, and the brilliant adventurer, Na,H,leon III., the 
 genn.s of Enerjry, Pemstence, Enterpri.se ; and the feeble A iKlul-Azii the 
 March' ''"''"*'' *''"*''^ ""*' ^'"'"'^•'*''»^'' l'»»'l""-e(l for tlie Forwaitl- 
 
 We saw the splendid review, and we .saw the white-moustached old 
 Cnme^in. soldier Canrobert, Marshal of France, we saw- -well, we saw 
 every thing, and then we went home satisfied. 
 
le allotted 
 rOriTlH uiul 
 
 I :l 
 
 ice, in ten 
 liiiH rt^milt 
 
 Mllt'IllUH a 
 
 I nil>iiii(lN 
 !♦' originiil 
 •iw btifoi-e 
 fs, Ju- haH 
 will iiiiule 
 too far in 
 • Hocurity 
 lie WiiutH, 
 any ono 
 
 CHAPTER XIV. 
 
 W^^^folv ^^r *'" •^'''^"'''"' ''^ ^^"^'-^ I^'"'-- ^V^'-' I""l heard of it 
 
 its lofty ^s.n.rt'r.i;. ''r';'" "^ ';'"*'""•' •""' -"^♦^' »'""^' '^t 
 
 .maikteclsii ^v lit. T ^^•"','*'/''"r^'"«'' thick xvith stT.ny 
 fora^res. The Pa • rd of T , '^ T^'."'^ ;lowu from their ,.e,vl.e« 
 
 of oi^vahy a::; r;;*:;;;;i a :;::!;;::^;r ,;;;;?; ''^';' '" *''•' f ''^^^ 
 
 liinulre^l vear.s a.^, • and si..,.. H , J , < i"sa(l.., more than six 
 
 .uietiy down o,::;;; :;:^r::; S; ;r^s:s'x ^^^^^ 
 
 most extraordinary sneotaeles tlZ^ U,T f ■"'<l''s_t pa-eants. the 
 
 These hattered and .tn nose 1,1, ^ 1. ^'"''"' "' ^^'^^'«'''*-'*' ^'^••'^•• 
 <5*ivalcade of n.a^^chd kni l.T "?•'" ""'' '"'*">' '""' """0' a 
 
 lieardthebell dot tkif t II t)"' '•"^''tr ^r"' "^'>' ^^'"^' = ^iey 
 Ma«s.«.re,andt 'rsuv hllo ,/'^7^T '^'' '^^- -l^'^'tholon.ew's 
 
 the Reicru orrTln V •'^^'^'-'''''tl''- Jhat followe.l; later, and they saw 
 
 king, t^<::l^^:Jt:'S::^^/'S^7''f''}'' tl. ove..lnw of a 
 that lords is ove.. .. Z!21^T^'"'':^"' "^'^I^T^ '^* ^''e youn« princo 
 
 listening to. 
 
 of ancient times. It was hid It kV To **"^«'^^"'*' '^t ^'le .jnamt fasluons 
 i-ns aim moitai iul budding an addition to a church. 
 
 k *v*y 
 
84 
 
 THE MORGIE. 
 
 I'! I' 
 
 jii I 
 
 TlJiV'wv'^' tJiegi-eat we.stern front are l.isecte.l l>v s.,ua,-e pillars 
 
 or tl>e roii.,stiti.t,oa of tlie Presidential power-hut precious soon thev 
 had occasion to re.onsuler that n.otion a.ul put it hack a^ain ! Xld fhey 
 
 We loitered through the grand aisles for an hour or two, st.rin- ui, ut 
 the r>ch stamed glass windows enihellished with l.lue and e few ul 
 
 pctuie. ,n the chapels, and then we were admitted to the sacristy u 
 .sliown the nu.gnihcent rohes which the Pope wore when T " rmv e 
 ^M^eou r.: a wagon-load of solid «old ami silver utenJ Is s<^ in the 
 ffi-eat pid.hc processions and ceremonies of the church • son,P ..l! e 
 tnie cross, a iVagment of the cross itself; a :^ ^ ^ f ^ ^n ^ 
 
 We had dveady seen a large piece of the tn.e cross inTd ml i^^rtle 
 ^I;J;hlsi;rTp .T^-^^^-r-l-Hkewise the hloodv i whd. 
 t e\t. f \" ' '" ''"'" ^'^'" ^'-^l'"'"^^'' ^'^'^ sacred person and hrave 
 
 . VV 1- '" "f'"'f"t« -f 1S4S, to n.ounttheharricadesandhJ 
 aloft the ohve hranch of peace in the hope of stoj,pi„g tl c^I.^l tor 
 H s uol.^e etlort cost hnn his lifV. He was shot de.ih TW si ^^^ ^ 
 i cast of us lace, taken after death, the hullet that killed hL and tW 
 two verteu.e m winch it lodged. These peoj.le have a son evl 1 i a,l r 
 taste in the matter of relics Fercnison t,.ld „. +i """;'' "''.^ ^"W^-" 
 which the ^ood Archbishop wore at h " d e t." d';!^ ^ /l! ^■"' "'T" 
 the Seine, where it lay eihedded in the Zo):: ^ * 1^' ^'C 
 an aijgel appeare<l to a i-riest and told hinx where to dive ^rlV^ 
 <lne for it, and got it, and now it is there on exhihition at NotVe D.une 
 
 "il^cZ^tl^s^'^ '"'' '-'' ■'- ^— "' i-'i"-a^hi^tr::f 
 
 Xext we went to visit the Morgue, that horrihle receptacle for the de.ul 
 ^hojhe mystenousb^ and leave the manner of their ^Jlth^ J^'di^i^ 
 .S.C.. t. Westoodheforeagratuig and looked through into a roo.nwhicl ?s 
 
 soaked; the delicate garments of women and chihli-P,. • ,,..+..,■ • \ 
 
 hackj^ .Id stahhejl and stained with ;;dt at t ^Infw ^^S ::;r i 
 blou,ly. n a slanting stone lay a drowned man, naked, swollen lie 
 clasping the fragment of a broken bush with a L'rin th.tT /l.'i i ' 
 poti.i|ied that human strength couhl not nnll^e \tt^, " l ^^ fZ 
 last despairing eliort to save the life that was .loomed beyond' 1 Lb 
 A streain of water trickled ceaselessly over the hideous face We kuew 
 t at the bo,ly and clotluag were therefor identification by friends lul 
 
 still we wondered if any body could love that repulsive obLt m nn ve 
 
 for Its OSS. We grew meditative and wonderetl if some tbrtv v^ „? 
 
 .yl.n the mother of that ghastly thing was cknd^hir" M^ 'S-llS^' 
 nd kis.siug It am ,,ettxng i., and displaying it with satisfie ride to he 
 
 passers-by, a jxrophetic vision of this dread end ever iUtte J inn l i 
 ..•am. I half feared that the n.other, or t^wTfroi f b L W ^^ 
 
 d..dman might come while we sto.1 there, b;^ :ot;:iiI::?u.:^:i^ 
 
IULAAM's KIUKND 81'EAKS. ok 
 
 turmMl au-.vwitli a disn.n.oiute ' f ■'"'^''' ^•"'•ele.ssly „t tlio body, a,i,l 
 
 stron. excitements, a n'^r^t, 7 tiT^''"';*;'/- '''"'"!'*' "^'" '^^-^^ "I-- 
 
 Wh.,n om.of tJiese l,)oke,Mn .n 1 J'"'''ti-icul spectacles every ni^rJit. 
 
 "No. tins dc^' S V u tr:lr;-'^""^'' "*^* ''^■'I'tlunkii:^-^ 
 
 shot oJHs what >/ou need " ' '■'^'•^^"^^""^-'i l'"rty with his head 
 
 -Kl therefbi-e, he ^^ d^^ ^^ ^i' ''" ''r' ''' ^"''^ ^^^•' ^'— 't 
 in a ..-eat garden i the ul . . J '\' "■ " '"^"'{V: 1''""" "^ e^tertainnient 
 «lqH,t, towards ,.ve int • p r.l'"^'"'?!':*-, ^^ « ''''''^ '^ ^'"^ ''ailm,,! 
 
 '-.e. Such a pevA^^iaincl/Snt^rt: ^en --""7^"-,- 
 was no noise, no <lisord er lu. vmv.L; I not oiten seen— hut there 
 
 .'iris that entered the t in H ^ t'". H' "^^'^ """"=' •■""' 3-^""^^' 
 ^ve were not at all sure lint " "^ *^'' '^^""-"'"'-A'. l.-.-t others 
 
 iH'S^ijSv alfth™;'r"""?'f ''^^'^^-"^ *^'-"-5-^ --i-tiv an,I 
 - the g^d.; n tSe^" in:;:^ ^f ^^'•^^^ r^ked. When we an-i."! 
 a place which ha.l flo ve • 'b ds' ',"■ '' '''"' i"''"'^'^'""' ■"'^^ «"^*^^-<^'l 
 
 '•"-of orna.nental shndl^t wit ' ^ "lilT t'^' "''^ l-'^ curving 
 convenient for eatin.r iee-cre.m in \v , ^^'^''' " •^"^^J»'l<-1 '-ower 
 
 walks, with the ,ait cm ci^; 1 f ^' '"T''^ "^''"- '^'^^ ^^■""""« .^^-''^el 
 cloo,ned and fih.gr eJwITt m, e S' '?'' y-"'y,»^en, and suddenlv a 
 
 bef.'unyet. Fer<nison s-iid tl.m. • "'/"""Km.ir- ihe daneni,!-- had not 
 Blon<lin was yoin "^^ pe^^rm r .Tm ^' '' '"' *^^l"l'ition. Tlu, tan.ons 
 •'-'• We went thitl r Here the ' ! dT^" "^ r'"*^^"' '""■<^ "^" ^'^'"^ ^'^^»- 
 people were pretty close v .Zl i ! ^ ^^ '''''" *'""' ""^ *1^« »i««« '^ of 
 ivhich any d inkev n h ^n I 1 , ^ '''-v > ^"^^ ^"" ^ "^"'^^^ ^' "-^''ke 
 an error which I n d" yse1f ^;^^^^^^^^^ '"'"'^^^^ T'"^ "^^■•^'•- "^ -^"'-utted 
 .•if^'ht before a youiiriadv,! LdL'*"'^' ''''y ^''^^^ "^ '"•^' I'-^'^v-Standing 
 
 timn\;:!:';tex:;.ao2^;p;:b;i:;;v^^ T'^y.^ ''^ oon,.,in.nt, .i., 
 
 P'u^e English. y publicity yo„ have given to :, l" This in good 
 
 We took a walk J"it mv "i ;.,•+. , 
 <li<l not feel right con.fort ble'f! r '''''; "'""^ "'^'"-^ <lanipened. I 
 
 .lit con.tortable for some time alterward. Why w,7l people 
 
 Ml 
 
 
 If'^T 
 
,1 
 
 il ' 
 
 80 
 
 THE LOUVRE. 
 
 hem stupid as to suppose themselves the only foreigners umouy a crjwj 
 
 ot ten tliousaiul persons ? ° v.ij»u 
 
 But Bhmdi^u canio out shortly. He aj.peared on a stretched cable, far 
 
 7 A rZ f "'r ''^ /"''"'^' ^'''*" '""^^ liandkerclriefs, and in the glare 
 of the hundreds of rockets that Avhizzed heavenward bv him he looked 
 like M wee inseot. He balanced his pole and walked the length of his 
 rope- two or three hundred feet; he came back and got a nian and 
 earned lun. across ; he returned to the centre and danced a ji« • next he- 
 performed some gymnastic and balancing feats too perilous to artbrd a 
 pleasant spectacle ; an<l he finished by tastening to his ])er«on a thousand 
 Konian candles, Catlienne wheels, serpents and rockets of all manner of 
 brilhant colors, setting them on tire all at once and walking and waltzin-r 
 across h.s rope again, in a. blinding blaze of glory that lit up the garden 
 .md tiie people s faces like a great conHagration at inidni'dit 
 
 Hie dance had begun, and we adjourned to the tei.mlo. Within it 
 was a dnnkmg saloon ; ami all around it was a broad circular platform 
 
 t1 f TT ^ '?''"' "»! '-"'"^'* *''" ^^'^^ "^^^ t^^« *«'"PJe, and waited. 
 Twenty sets form.d, the music .struck up, and then-I plac;d mv hand.^ 
 before my face for very shame. But I looked through my finger.^; Thev 
 were dancing the renowned ''Con-can." A handsome girl in the .set 
 before^ me tnpped forwani lightly to meet the opposite gentleman- 
 tripped back agaui grasped her dresses vigorously on both sides with 
 iier hands, raised them pretty high, danced an extraordinarv ji" that had 
 more ..X3tivity and exposure about it than any jig I ever saw before, and 
 then drawing her clothes still higher, she advanced gaily to the cent^ 
 
 reraove:d his nose if he had been seven feet high. It was a micv he 
 Wtis onlv SIX. '^ 
 
 That is the mn.ra,K The idea of it is to dance as wildlv, as noisilv 
 as furiously as you can; expose yourself as nmch as possible if you are a 
 womim; and kick as high as you can, no matter which .sex you belong 
 to. IJiere is no word of exaggeration in this. Any of ' the staid 
 respectable, aged people who were there that night caii testify to the 
 truth of that statement There were a good many such iM3ople pre.sent 
 I .suppose lr«ich morality is not of that straight-laced de.scription which 
 IS suocKeci at trines. 
 
 I moved aside a.n.I took a general view of the can-ean. Shouts 
 laughter, furious nuts.c. a bewildering chaos of darting and interminglin.^ 
 ioims, stormy jerking and snatching of gay dresses, bobbing heads ffyin" 
 anus. Iightning-Hashes of white-stockinged calves .uul daii^y slippers "n 
 the air, an.l then a, grand fin.d rush, riot, a terrific hubbub' and a wild 
 .saiupede Heavens ! Nothing like it has been seen on earth since 
 trembUng Tam O'Shanter saw the devil and the witches at their on^es 
 tliat stormy nigjit, m '•AlIo^^•ay's auld haunted kirk " 
 
 ^Ve visited^ the Louvre, at a time when >ve had no silk i>urchas(!s in 
 
 V 4PW4 tllHi •{ 
 
 tliem 
 
 ■d 
 
 es of pauitings by the old masters. St 
 
 were l)eautiful, but at the same time they carried sucl 
 
 ime of 
 I evidences. 
 
IlKSKRVATIOX OF NOTED THINGS. 
 
 87 
 
 iig a cr jwt! 
 
 I cable, far- 
 I tlie glare 
 lie looked 
 igth of his 
 t man ami 
 : ; next lie 
 
 atibrd a 
 
 1 thousand 
 manner of 
 d waltzing 
 the ,1,'arden 
 
 Within it 
 ■ iilatforin 
 id waited, 
 my hands- 
 el's. They 
 in the set 
 itlenian — 
 ides with 
 ; that had 
 ?fore, and 
 he centre 
 lihly have 
 mercy he 
 
 s noisily, 
 ^'on are a 
 >u belong 
 he staid, 
 ■y to the 
 3 present- 
 on which 
 
 worsln,,. If there , , „I u,S .1, ,.','" *" P"'"'"'", "-'l l*o«me 
 
 ii-T luiests, Its lakes, its cascades, and its broad ■ivp.miou ti 
 
m 
 
 C H A P T E 11 X V . 
 
 ONE of our plciiHiuitcst visits was to Pciv U Ch.^i... +i .• , 
 
 ^ W.yin,.gn>„n<l of France, tl. Lon:;'.. J tit-u "of ti^e'lJl'::^ 
 /greatest aa.l l.est cluklren, tlie la.t l.o.ne of scores of h^^cn s am nZ 
 -o>neu who wero boru to no titles, l.nt ad.ieve.l ^^e C^] e own 
 enei^ and then- own genius. It is a solemn cit>- of winSh..'k -e' ^d 
 of Hun.at„re ,uarl,le ten.plc.s and n,ansions of the dea.rjfe. n . wi « 
 from ont a y Ideme « of fWi.u^e an<l fresh flowers. Not cn-^ SV i o 
 1 peopled as tins, or has ,so a.nple an area within its walls ^ Few 
 alaces exist in any city, that are so excpusite in design, so ric i n art s^ 
 costly m material, so grae(.f„l, .so beautiful. " ' '^' ''' 
 
 We had stood in the ancient church of St. Denis, where the n.irhle 
 otiigies of thirty generations of kino,, and queens lav st etched f . 
 
 upon the tombs, and the sensatiomAnvokccl t::^ 1^!^:^ ^^J^^ 
 ;• "nous armor, the obsolete costum.s, the placid f^^ef t e Iruid: 
 
 Si/r \^' ^"'"V' *^'"^""'* supplicationiit was a Visi^Tof^ g t 
 .iatuput>. It se..med curious enough to be .standin- l-tce to fwe -h it 
 were, with old Dagobert I.', and Wovis and ChSeun'ne ' W V'^f 
 colossa heroes those s].adows, thoso niytlis of a tlunisand ^ea vs Lo^ T 
 
 J he great names of Pere la Chaise impress one, too' but diiferent I v 
 Ihere the suggestion brought constantly to his niind ist'l, ff 1 f i '• " 
 sacred to a nobler royalty-^the royalty if l^art Zt^U^'I^ZtZw 
 of mind, every noble trait of human nature, every hi-di occumlvtS 
 n.ou engage m .se^ms represented by a femous^ name T ; eXc is 
 curious medley. D.woust an<l Massena, who wrou-di n m iv lltle 
 tragedy, are here, and so al.so is Kachael of o „ ,1 ' • • ' 
 
 tni-^edv on the stnop ruJ ^^ - ^l^^^^^f' "^ «'l"al renown m mimic 
 
 .stormy .spirit knew no music like the bude call to arn s Tl.. ^' f 
 J^|gina..d public gas-lighting, and that tth^r wSi- Ji iXlJlS 
 the cultivation of the potato and thns blessed nullions of hiSvSg 
 
THE SHRINK OF I)ISAPP0INT;:I) LOVE 
 
 89 
 
 10 national 
 nne of l;er 
 s niou and 
 tlieir own 
 treats, and 
 
 city ii-i KG 
 lUs. Few 
 1 in ait, so 
 
 le uiai'blc 
 at len,<rtli 
 novel; the 
 lie liands 
 n of gray 
 :ice, afi it 
 ).se vague, 
 i ago ! I 
 as deader 
 slept well 
 ng of his 
 
 lierently. 
 s place is 
 y faculty 
 m which 
 'fleet is a 
 a battle- 
 in iiiiiuic 
 •St great 
 to every 
 service ; 
 y, whose 
 mil who 
 troduced 
 starving 
 
 countrymen, lie with the Prince of Messerano uhI witi, .v-'i i 
 
 and princes of Further Tndi'i ('.v T ,!>. .i , exiled <pieens 
 
 a.strol.oiuer, Larrey the su "^ ', i de'SzJ^ 1 ?" / .''''""I' ^^^^'^'^^'^ *^^« 
 
 Moliere and Laibntaine, 'and scor^ S S:!^:;^'":^^^ ^^'Xe 
 
 But among the tlionsands an.] t]K,usan<l,s of tombs in P,;-re la Chaise 
 here IS one tliat no man, no won.an. no youth of either sex ev^~s 
 by witlHHit s oppmg to examine. Eveiy visitor has a sort .f i ilS 
 u!e.i of the lnstx,ry of its dead, and cani/rehends that honu 'e i Z.U^ 
 in. not one in twenty thousand clearly remembers Ih. st.n' of at mV> 
 und Its ron>antic occupants. This is t^he gravc^ of Abehm ,^ S. ^ 
 agrave winch has been moiv revere.], n>ore wi.iely known, inor vr tt " ' :;:;i 
 
 ng about and wept over, fbr seven hundred \ears. than ai^o her' " 
 Uristendotn, «ave only that of the Havi.,ur. All vis tors Hn'!^ ,^ ve v 
 about 1 ; a 1 young peope capture and carry awav keepsakes am nS^o^ 
 
 ifi "^£i ;-r h:r:,n;ir;j^^^^^^ ^'-- - 
 ;t.,^.. ^or t]::i,r;e^"-i r^f ^sr to^ .^;,/iir ^n 
 
 immortelles and budding flowers. ofienngs of 
 
 Go M-hen you will, y,',u ti,Hl somebody snuffling (ner that tond. (ia 
 
 uowlienyou VI !, you hud a gravel-train from :>rarseillcs arrivimr to 
 
 supjdy the dehc<encies caused by meuiento-cal>baging van X e 
 
 afiections have niLscarried. " ° *"""'"'" ^wiose 
 
 Yet wlu) really knows the story of Aljelar.l an.] Helosie I Pr< cious few 
 
 all. U itn rnhnit.. pains I have ac.pnre,] a kn.nvh.dg, of tliat historv 
 and I propose to narrate it here, partly fbr the liouest inia.m .n of U^ 
 public and part y to show that public that th.n- h.vo been "^S^,^ 
 deal of marketable sentiment very unecessarily. " " 
 
 STORY OK ABELAIU) .\X,) HELOISK. 
 
 Heloise wa,, born seven Imndre.) aiv) WAtv-six venv« ...r,. «i,-. 
 
 ArgGiiteuil-never heard of Argenteuil bef.-re. but supoo^e ?j"'rcla 
 reahy mioh a place. She then returned to her uncle, the oM.ui'o" sim 
 
90 
 
 VILLIANY. 
 
 8|»ak t„ Im- fore to face S"" *" ■"'»"■ 1'"- to 
 
 wo„M ,.„t cost wm r : ; ""t c r;, rZ'^^^^^^^ ''•"" "■'» '"""• »'"' ^^ 
 
 p.,ll,„,.i.>,, r;, , . '^"^^' ^^'''^ -Tulbort — i)eiiiinou,s. 
 
 W^ H^ -erSol^^t^lt'T'^-V"^^ -tho, which is unfo... 
 other. We wni <>f W I J f *^ ''H^ ""''^''''' ^"'' ^'"" "« ^^'^^^ "« any 
 
 staid Jong. Aleterofl s l"l .<^l>P*^''t"mty. He came often and 
 
 ""<l«r that frt d V Jof k; ro'Vn ' 77 ^' "^"**^"^^ *^^"* '^« «"»- 
 
 deliberate inten ion 7 e Wd , " I 'l'' r"' '•"'"•" "' ^'^ ^^'^•''' ^^^^J^ t^"' 
 letter • <ielMndnng a conh.hng, innocent .ijirl. This is the 
 
 if'- 
 
 w" Hi.r tW " ;^j;rt'TC'''*""- •"^''* '^ '^'^^'^ untarnished. It 
 -. I-..1. nnscreant. x'nibert saw ins uj.poi-tunity and consented. 
 
si)eak Latin, 
 that i)erio(l. 
 lule liiinself 
 oric in Paris. 
 eat pliysical 
 Heloi.se, and 
 iir chanuiiifr 
 "yain, she 
 low luT — to 
 
 i> allow him 
 
 his niece. 
 
 nan, and it 
 
 1 is unfor- 
 weJl as an}- 
 ) teach her. 
 ' often and 
 lat he came 
 '% with the 
 This is the 
 
 k'llS ilS imirli 
 
 cluise ami J, 
 idf that lovL- 
 lioko oftciici- 
 1 Wdids. " 
 
 degraded 
 'diiced the 
 iilhei't was 
 )t oompi'e- 
 ection and 
 I crime as 
 
 the love 
 come not 
 
 L-etly and 
 '. Here, 
 nty, wass 
 Ihert, and 
 t Heloise 
 bo marry 
 1 be kept 
 iiained a 
 hed. It 
 •nsented. 
 
 LOVE AND INDIFFKKKNCK. 
 
 91 
 
 He would see the partu^s married, and tlien violate the contidence of the 
 man who had taught him that trick ; he wonl.l div.dge the .secret and so 
 remove somewhat of the ol.lo(p.y that attached to his niece's fame But 
 the niece suspected his scheme. She refuse.1 the marriage at Hrst • she 
 «au Ful hert would betray the .secret to .save her, and besi.les, she did not 
 wish to drag down a lover who was .so gifted, so honored bv the world 
 and who had such a .splendid career before him. It was' noble self' 
 sacrihcing love, and characteristic of the j.ure-souled Heloise, but \t was 
 not good sense. 
 
 But she was overruled, and the private marriage took place. Now for 
 Fulbert ; The heart so wounded should be healed at last • the Droud 
 
 spirit so tortured should find rest again; the humbled head should be 
 ifted up once more. He proclaimed the marriage in the high places of 
 
 the city, and re]oice( that dishonor had departed from his house. But 
 0. Abelard denied the marriage! Heloise denied it! The people 
 
 knowing the_ former circumstances, might have believed Fulbert. had onlv 
 
 Ahelard denied it, but when the pei^on chietlv interested^-the -irl herself 
 
 -denied it, they laughed despairing Fulbert "to .scorn. 
 
 Ihe poor canon of the cathedral of Paris was spiked again. The last 
 
 hope ot repairing the wrong tiiat had been done his house was .rone 
 
 w Jiat next / Human nature sugge,sted revenge. He compassed it ^The 
 
 nistorian says : 
 
 a :s:zk liSiuS SiS:^^ """" ''"'''' "^ "^^"^' "'"' '■'"^'■^^'^ "I""' "- 
 
 I am seeking the last resting-place of those - ruihans." When I tind 
 It 1 shall .shed some tears on it, and stack up some bou.iuets and 
 iminortellcs, and cart away from it some gravel wherebv to remember 
 that how.soever blotted by crime their lives'mav have beei'i, these ruffians 
 did one pist deed, at any rate, albeit it was ni.t wan-anted by the strict 
 letter of the law. 
 
 Heloise enterecl a convent and gave good-bye to the world and its 
 pleasures for all time. For twelve years she never heard of Abelard— 
 never even heard his name mentioned. She had become prioress of 
 Argenteuil, and led a life of complete seclusion. She happened one day 
 Uy .see a letter written by him. in which he narrated his own history 
 She cried over it, and wrote him. He answered, a.l<lressing her as hi^l 
 Sister in Christ. They continued to correspon.l, she in the unwei-died 
 language of unwavering affection, he in the chilly phraseology ,/the 
 {K)lished rhetorician. .She j.oured out her heart in ■passionate, disjointed 
 sentence.s ; he i-eplied with finished essays, divided deliberately into head.s 
 and sub-heads, premises and argument. She showered upon him the 
 tenderest epithets that love could devise, he addressed her from the North 
 ±^oe of his frozen heart as the "Spouse of Christ!" The abandone.l 
 viiifiin 1 
 
 On account of her too easy governinent of her nuns, some direputable 
 irregularities were discovered among them, and the Abbot of St. Deni.* 
 
02 
 
 UETHIBt'TIO.V, 
 
 "•:• l.o.n.Jc-sH c<,„,liti,.n a s.nt , S if ! i v . ' "'"' T' '"" ''" ^'•''"•'' "f 
 !''■■"•*"' '"■■ ■•""1 I'fi- tro(.M in tl "li'l ""-^ >low ]„,s IkmhI ..If,) ai„l ,« 
 
 -tal.!isl,.u,.nt wlndl' 'i;;: badftl; tl' 2"; *^i^ P'"''-''^*^' " '•'■li^i-H 
 .'-iilirnngs to,nulHr«„ „t first l,ut 1...'. \v ,v '"7 '"'"'^ I'nvatious and 
 -<"' i"m„.utial friend, ft., ], : ^1 ^ J ^u ;,/""' ^"'i r"'^' •''•^l'<-tion 
 
 ""'i ••''■^•» tlu. ,,eople t]i,. ,.]? s : n "' ^'"' '"'^"1« ^>f the church 
 
 -'-l-Hy h^t^roulul. Turpi HonMn "^:f '''--' '""^ ^^'''^'^''^ 
 '"'^"' <'f lier .)rch.r. Al.clar ! . .i . > ^^ V'"^ '''' ""^^^ 'i^^' «»« 
 
 tho «rst <l,.l,at,.r of his ti • 'hiic- Z ' ''' V'^^^"'^' '^'"^ ^'''"'^^^^^ "^ 
 
 . ;.h position h. Ju-hl i„ t]K^ nria on.t ^ "' '"T '" Vl^'l''^ ^'"'^ ^''""^ ^^o 
 "•ush hiia, he stood up in tho,,™. f \ ^'T'''^ "i debate ami 
 
 '1'-. a disgraced and .^^inltli':;!^:^'''^ ^'^ ^-"^'^-l -1 -t 
 
 TI,. ,]i,J • ■■■ • •■•■"J'"^'""i (-•jianiiDn. 
 
 i'emovedhisbo.lvto\;i;, ;;;"'"' "" '"">•; ^^•^^•' ^1^^- TJ.ey 
 
 twenty years h.ter,the^-l',-;^,/^^n' "'"^ ^'^'^''^ "''^'^^"^ *'i«'^ 
 astwish. He di^d al tie ,e ..^ ?,u"' ? r""'''"''^^ ^vitJ. he; 
 '-<iie. ha,l ,.euuuned ento^ ,ed thr;^L"[., i '"'^ '^'V ''•^- ^^^^^ ^'^'^ 
 -"ce nH.re. Thev .vere v^;,' vd .'i " TIJ?""' *'">• -<''•« ^'^'-'oved 
 yeais aftevMv.rd thev w, ,e ^1-, '"" ^ " ""'' ^'"-'l'^-' «eventeeii 
 
 -l..re they wiin : .ii^ ^,^ ;^ ';;--;l t--^^ to P^,.' ,, chai^ 
 
 History is silent (■(aiceruini" th'^ I-.f .„.+,. e ^i 
 
 Let the w<,rld say what it will al.nit'h ni t aU, ^l: Tn'^f" ^"'''''''''- 
 tile iiieinorv and sorm-n- ■^,„. fi i , ' ' ''^t, sliall always respect 
 
 tin. troui.h;i s :i;.ir7 ;' ,d':;,;;;!r; !""%>"' ^^i '-^'"'^-^ ^'-'•^. - 
 
 Such is the story of VMar d H?"' ^' t ''T^ ''^''''' ^«^ 1"« ' ' 
 l^aiaartine has s]i,.l sudi e t r /'s ,/ f '''' "^'"V" *'*^ ^"^^^«'v t^"^ 
 could aaiu-witlnn the l^eieoirl ,^"* *'"^* >oau neyer 
 
 «ver«ow-iuo. hi. i,„k,. l^Z^^'lol^V "i ^^^^''^^ /^'^t^-ti^' ^vithout 
 more p..-operlv say. Hueh is he s^. rv '^T''''f~''' ^''''''^^ ^ «^'^^"W 
 is M-lien strii;j,ed'of tluM at.^ u tn^^"^,'-^*^ "'^"''^'^ *^^'''' ^^^^ as it 
 
 word to sayaoainst the misused S.T ^^'''^"'^'• ^^''^venota 
 
 fm,i her :,raye a sin.de ne'f iw •^'"' ' ■'"'• '^^""^'' '>"* ^•i*J'''"ld 
 youths and niakleus ofilr t: L- L^ Zt. n'"'" ^^^-^W^ht^d 
 Iiave not time and oj,„oitunitv i 'v !- sorry enough that 1 
 
 o,.i^« ,..■,... f,e,„, ia';;;;;,i 'j^ rp.,t' ,„x t ,l"'p""-" r' '"-^ 
 
 wiintuver n wuh. j- i.ia.jmu , oi tjie Paniclote, or 
 
"AMERICAN DUl.VKS ( < .-...■oiXUED." gg 
 
 Tlie tons of Heutiiucnt 1 Jmvo w.mfprl ,.., fi ^ ■ . , 
 
 n.y iKUorance 1 I «I..I1 thro ' c ow ^L . r, | ''''^'i'"'''' *''^ ^"""''"- "' 
 ■sort of people, until I have read 1 e, , ZIT '1 ^'''' '^^"^"* ^^'^"^ 
 entitle,! to any t.urful attentions o n t ^ -s^ri T '''''•'" ''"'^' '"''^ 
 Lack, now, and tlmt bunch of radishes '^ '"•^' "'""^I'telle.s 
 
 received the information fran i, f ui'^^^ ^^ "\ ''""'"' '""* "'varial.lv 
 did the English for H es 1 1 ^ '"" *''^"''^'' *^'"* tlio clerk wha 
 
 1..' hack in ml l-;^;i 't^;;";' ;:'r''"*«^^^^ ^Hnnerand.-.J;; 
 why those parties l.appene to ko "'>;r'^'"*'^^'"'^' ' We wu.ulere.l 
 
 extraordinary hours, foi ""nver tailed. .;"" '"\ ""'^^ ""'^^'^ "^^ 
 Christian wu.dd be in the least ikdv to it 1 .' '"^'"^ "'' "-^^'-'I'l'-v 
 The trutli was, it was n b se frW ""'' ""^ ''^"^'^^ '"' ^^"''"^^j- 
 
 chaff- to catch tlcxl-din-'s wit Tl' vT%"""'%*" T*^'^ ^^''^ "'"^'"iT- 
 They trusted to the " . to ini d. ? "" ^"«l'^''-"""-i'->in.. clik. 
 
 trusted to their own bl m Hsll s ^ I'ITT "'^Z'''^' '^"■^'" '••'"■•^' "'^'^ 
 Honiethin- ^<n.^iinu nts to keep them there till they bought 
 
 *■ Que voulez les messiem^j ?' t ,i ^ i 
 messieurs means, b.'^^l^h ^I his' .;m..:f '"^^^' ^^'^^^* ^^ -"^^ les 
 Our General said, " We will take a whisky-strti-dit " 
 [A stare from the Frenchman ] ^ •^ti-ngiit. 
 
 " Wdl, ihe,,, giv,. ,„ „ slioi,.,. „„|,i,|,.,. ,, 
 
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 the only American viST T^ j E "wr '^' ,'^^f ^''^ ^'^« '^-^l^tl««« 
 I'onorof being escorted I v the Pnvir^ 7' ^^'"^ ^''"' ^^"^^ t^^^' ^^ig^ 
 unobtrusive frankness that' I was "Cshed t' ^ f "'"'• ' ''''' ^'^^ 
 
 ■ lHutenv5..ved, unp..p;sHessing iJ^i g" S^ * ^^ "l^ ' '^; , -S'^-^ed, 
 
 ■ outfbr a distinction like ^, ..^ ^tZ ^ ^^^T' ^^^ 
 
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 he Jiad utt.'ii.h..l a gran. I nnlitaiy review in the VlMmp de Mars, Hoine 
 time ago, aiul while the imiltitude alH>ut him whh Krowing thicker and 
 thicker every niomout, lie ohserved an open Hpace insi,!,, the niiliii<r He 
 eft his carriage an,l wont into it. Ke was tlie only i,er8ou there, a,ul so 
 he ha.i phmty of room, and the situation l.eing central, he could see all 
 the preiMirations gon.g on ahout the Held. By and l,y there was a sound 
 ot imisic, and soon the Kmpen.r of the French and the Emperor <,f 
 Austria, escorted l.y the famous Vent O'an/.M, entered tlie inclosure. 
 They Heenied not to observe him, l.ut directly, in resj.onse to a sign from 
 the commander of the (Inard, n young lieutenant came toward him with 
 a lie of his men following, halted, raised his hai,.j and gave the militai-y 
 Hfiiute, and then said in a low voice that he was sorry to have to disturb 
 a sti-anger and a gentleman, hut the phiee was sacred* to royalty Then 
 tins ISe« .Jersey i-hantom rose up and bowed and begged'p.irdon, then 
 with the olhcer beside him. the tile of men marching bH.ind him and 
 with every mark of respect, he was escorte. I to his carnage by the im- 
 perials'/.^ ^«,vA-.v .' The omcer saluted again and fell back, the New 
 Jei-sey sprite bowed in return, and had pi-e.sence of mind enough to pre- 
 tend that he had simply called on a matter of j)rivate business with those 
 emperors, and s(^ waved them an adieu, and ih-ove from the Held ' 
 
 rnmgme a poor Frenchmw, ignorantly intruding ui.on a ..nblic ro.strum 
 sacred to some sixpenny di-niiary in America. The i,olice would scare 
 iiim to death, hrst, with a .,h,rm of their elegant blasphemy, and then 
 pull him to pieces getllu,? him away from there. We are m.'asui-.iblv 
 «uiK,nor to the French m k nne things, but they are immeasurably ouV 
 l)etters in others. 
 
 Enough of Paris for tlie present. We have .lone our wliole duty by 
 It. We have seen the Tuileries, the Napoleon Column, the Madeleine, 
 that wonder of wonders the tomb of Napoleon, all the great churches and 
 museums libraries imperial palaces, ami sculpture and picture galleries, 
 the Pantheon ./rm/(/^ ,/«.. /V«m^.., the opera, the circus, the Legislative 
 iiody, the biUiard-rooms, the barber.s, the yrineUen— 
 
 Ah, the grm'ffes.' I had almost forgotten. They are an other roman- 
 tic tram. They were (if you let the Injoks of travel tell it,) always so 
 beautiful- -so neat and trim, so graceful— so naive and trustiu.'— so'.ren- 
 tle, .so winning— so faithful to their shop duties, so irresistible'to buyei-« 
 in their |)rattliiig oi)portunity— so devoted to their poverty-htrickeu 
 students of the Latin Quarter—so light-hearted and happy on their 
 hiinday pic-mcs 111 the suburbs— and oh, so charmingly, .so 'leliditfullv 
 immoi-sil I o ■" * J 
 
 Stuff! For three or four days I was constantly sayln.^ • 
 
 " Quick, lergii.son I is that nyrisette /"' ^ ^ o • 
 
 And he always said " No." 
 
 He comprehended, at last, that I wanted to see a gi-isette Then he 
 showed me dozens of them. They were like nearly all the Fi-eiichwomen 
 I ever saw-homely. They had large hands, large feet, large mouths ; 
 they had pug noses as a geneml thing, and moustaches that not even rroo<l 
 
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 h«^dn.x «.ul<l merlook ; they coniln.,! th.iy Uiv strai^^I.t i-.u-k without 
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 Amint thee, wend, ! T .sorrow for the va«ahon.l Htu.lent of the Litin 
 (Juurter now, even more than fornuu-lv I envied hin. T .„? * i 1 
 eaiih another i.lol of ,ny infancy. ^"''"'•'' ^ 
 
 We have seen everything, and t<,-,norrow we go to Ve,x„ We 
 
 shall see Pam only for a little whih, a.s wo con.e hack to tak, up o„ 
 
 .^it^tnltannel. W e shall (ravel nian.v thouHands of miles aft«M-"we 
 1... he.,, and v.s.t n.any great cities, but we shall find none so L^J^tillJ 
 
 Some ..four paity have gone to Englan.h intending to take i mnn.l 
 .ho„t cou..e and i.join the vessel at Leghorn or Naples se era' we ,kH 
 hence. We came near going to CienovaJ.ut have cc.nclude t^ c^a.nl 
 Mars. I es and go u,. through Italy fmm (ieiu i 
 
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 T;ri^R^AILLES : It is .yonderfn]Iy beautiful : You -..ze, and star., 
 i.L/ 1 7 •^ '""lr>:sta,ultljat It IS real, that it is ou the earth, that i 
 IL 1. ? fT ; E^'^'';-''»t your luv.in .^iws gi<kly, stupefied by 
 f, Vv -r "'^^ ^"^ around you and you half believe you are the dupe of 
 an ex.pnsit^ dream. The scene thrills one like nulitai-y nuisic! A noble 
 palace stretclnng its ornamented front block upon block away, till it 
 seenied tliat it would never end ; a grand promenade before it, wh^i'eon th.^ 
 armies of an empire might parade ; all about it rainbows of flowers and 
 colossal statutes that were almost numberless, and vet seemed ' only 
 scattered over the ample space ; b.^oad flights of stone steps leading down 
 from the promenade to low.-r grounds of the ,,ark- stairways that whole 
 regiments inight stand to arms upon and have- room to spare- vast 
 fountains whose great bronze effigies discharge,} rivers of sparklino- water 
 mo he air and mingled a hundred curving jets together in fm-nis of 
 matchless beauty; wide grass-carpeted avenues that branched hither and 
 
 S nnV" 'irT n !?'*'''" '"'' .r'^'»^^'-'''l *•> seemingly interminable 
 distances, walled all the way on either side with compact ranks of leafy 
 trees whose branches met above and formed arches as faultless and as 
 symmetncalas ever were carve.l in stone: and here and there were 
 glimpses of sylvan lakes with miniature shipsglasse.l in tlieir surfaas 
 And every where-on the palace steps, and the g,-eat promenade, around 
 tlie fountains, aniong the trees, and far under the arches of the endless 
 avenues, hun.r.Hls and hundreds of people in gay costume, walked or ran 
 or danced and gave to the fairy picture the life and animation which was 
 all of perfection it could have lacked. 
 
 It was worth a. pilgrimage tc. see. Even- thing i. on so gigantic a scale. 
 Nothing IS small-nothing ,s cheap. The statues are sdl hu-e • the 
 palace IS grand ; the park covers a fair-sized county; the avenues are 
 interminable. All the distances and all the dimensions about Veivsailles 
 are va.st. T used to think the ].ictures exaggerated these distances and 
 these dimensions beyond all ivason, and that they made Versailles mo.v 
 beautiful than it was possible for any place in the worhl to be I know 
 now that the pictures never came up to the subject in any respect and 
 that no painter couhl represent Versailles on canvas as bea,utiful as it is in 
 reality I used to abuse Louis XIV, for spending two hundred raillious 
 ot dollars m creating this marvelous jwrk. when bread was so scarce 
 
A WONDKKKLI. PARK. r-,'? 
 
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 of triiuquiJity m; now enjoy " 
 
 I alvvuys thougl.t ill of peuplo at l.u,...., who trinna.,; tl,.!, 
 
 .liniu-rooin, and tliru smvK- /', V • , " ' "" '".^«^M- tJiau a 
 
 take^vo luuclr J , ! Vm fv"f ;;:'^'"''' '^'-fJ'- I-l' l.e..tl,.y 
 row • allow uo si- n f l" i , ' ■"""' ^''^ ^''^"' '» "- ''"'il.h} 
 
 they meet overhead, and a faultless tnnnel of f„lia.,v s f n ed l' i 
 arch IS mathematically pivcise. The etfect is then ven- ih. T [ 
 
 trees take fifty different ..h u,es, and so these ,m ^^fi' ^ I '"'^" 
 
 varied and piotnres,ue. Ti.e trees in ^^:^Z:'^ 2^^:^;^! 
 and consequent y the eye is not fati..,e.l with anv thin<. in 1 1 m . u. ,^ 
 no.K>tonous umlornnty. I .-ill drop this subject now, lel.vh - 'it^'SL. J 
 » deternune how these people n.ana^e to niake endless mks ,7 Yv 
 orest trees grow to just a certain thickness of trunk {s.,v •, x,. . 1 u^ 
 Ourds; ].ow they n.ake then, spring to preeiselv t W's ."he htl; 
 miles ; how they inak(^ them grow so close to-eth'ev ■ I„ „• Vi " 
 one lu.ge limb to spring fY-om the same SclenS ' , ot 'Z .^ ^:'}::^ 
 form the ma.n swee,, of the arch : an<l how all these ti' ^ f't 
 exactly m the same condition, and in the same ev.n.isite r,?; elin '1 
 
 ^synnnotn- month after month and vear after veav* ^ I il^v iri"; 
 reason out the problem, and have failed '' " 
 
 un.nmr'V *'''"''i^''' •'"'•«''■•■'"' l'"ll of sculpture ...nd til. one '.u-ubv-l 
 an. Uiftv galleries of pa.ntn.gs in the palace of Versailles, and fe k t j 
 to beiu such a place was useless unless (me h'.d a wl,n / ^^'V^'/'t 
 cl..posal. These pictui-es are all battle-seen:; am '>; h- rl^, i S;:.'':^. 1^ 
 <^ivas among them all treats of anything lr,t ■■re^i^ |^U^ v i'? 
 ^e wandered, also, thnmgh the (^.nd Trianon m d tl ' P^ t '^. 'r' 
 U^e monuments of royal prodigality, and with histories ' m a ^ S ' 
 
 S ;s^mn:;"""T" "•' ^^'^"'^"" ^''^ •''-*'-"> threed K ..,» 
 •""las niany ,p,eens. ]n one sumptuous b..! th,-v ha.' ..11 ^\Z t 
 
 .i.iei riiem i.ouis XV ., and Pompadour, had sat at their nie-ils i,.>L-,. l 
 
 uu»itc„<ied_to,. the table ..„<Ki ',„,„„ „• »„.,„,„„■. >vi,;;.,.";;;t;;;£T';';;;; 
 
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 It to regioiLS bolow whoa it was noce.s.sary ti. rej.lenisli its di.siios Jn a 
 i-ooi.i m tho petit Trianon stood tlie furniture, just as juior Marie Antoi- 
 nette lett It when the moh came and (h'ag^'ed liVr and the Kin<' to Puiis 
 iiBver to i-etuni. Near at liand, in the stables, were prodi-io)." carriaires 
 that showed no color hut goi.l—cairia^e.s used hy former kin;i,'s of France 
 on atate occasions, and never used now save wlien a kingly head is +0 })e 
 crowned, or un inij.erial infant christened. And v. ith them were .some 
 curious sleighs, m hose bodies were shaped like lions, swans, tigers, etc — 
 vehicles that had onco been handsome with pictured desigiis and fine 
 workmanship, but w(u-e dusty and decaying now. They had their history. 
 When Louis A I V . had Hni.shed the Grand Trianon, lie told :\Iaintenon 
 he had created a Paradise for her, an.l asko.l if she could think of any 
 thing now to wish for. He said he wished the Trianon to be perfer^tiou 
 nothing less. She said she could think of but one thin-'^-it wi>v 
 summer, and it was balmy France -yet she wouhl like well to slei-di-ride 
 in the leafy avenues of Ven;ailles I The next morniu!,' found miles and 
 imltis of grassy avein.es spread thick with .snowy .salt and sugar, and a 
 procession oi tlioiss (puunt sleighs waiting to receive the chit>f concubine 
 of the gayest and most un])rincii)led court that Frances has ever seen ' 
 
 From sumptuous Versailles, with its palaces, its statucis. its gaivjens 
 aiid. Its iountauis, we journeyed back to Paris and sought its antijiodes— 
 tlio Faubourg Ht. Antoine. Little, narrow .streets : dirty children 
 blockading them ; greasy, slovenly wonum capturing and .spanking them • 
 Mthy dens on first floors, with rag stores in them^the heaviest business 
 111 the FauV)ourg is the chiflonier's ;) other filthy dens where whole suits of 
 se.eoud and third-hand clothing is .sold at pi-ices that wou' ' u any 
 proprietor that did not steal his stock ; still other filthy ilen;. • they 
 
 sold groceries -^soUl them by thehalf-pennvworth - five'dollars would buV 
 the man out, good-will and all. I^p thes(3 crooked little >;treets thev will 
 niurdei- a man for seven dollars and dum]) the body in .^he Seine ' And 
 up some other of these .streets -most of them, I should say— live loiettos 
 AH through tl.>is Faubourg St. Antoine, misery, poverty, vice and 
 cnme go hand in hand, and the evidences of it .stare one in tlie face from 
 every side. Here the people live who begin thr- r, evolutions. Whenever 
 there is any thing of that sort to be done, thev a.i-e always ready. Tiiev 
 take as much genuine pleasure in building' a barric.idt. as tliev do in 
 cutting a throat or shoving a friend into the Seine. It is these savi.-e- 
 looking rutiiaiis wlio storm the .splendid halls of the Tuileries, occasiomillV 
 and swarm into Versailles when a King is to be called to account. 
 
 But they will build no more barricades, they will break no more 
 soldiera' heads with paving-stones. Louis Napoleon has taken care of all 
 that. He is annihilating the crooked streets, and building in their stead 
 noble boulevards a.s straight as an arrow— aAeimes which a cannon ball 
 could traverse from end to end without meeting an obstruction more 
 irre.sistible than the flesh and bones of men— boulevards whose stately 
 Gdifioes will never afford reaiges and plotting-] )laces for starviu" 
 dwconteutea revolution-breeder.s. Five of these great thorou^hfiires 
 
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 tliere, but tl.ev irist seek ......tl .. i 1 ^"' '""''■' ""'''' *" "ot 
 
 ingenious Najloleon .nt" i s ..i^'v^'''^'"' "! ^"'^ "'••'• ^^•"' tins 
 
 .stones— no inore assaultin . )Z\ • 1 "'""" ''■"••'^■'•'•'•"■^ <'f Ha- 
 
 -poeially at tl.is tin.' ^ ' ' ^^f^'T'' "V'T"'"^" "'" 
 
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 watching eagelV- fr , a he! k 1 ^^''T'' ■■""' ^''^ """^'"^' -i'J<>^v 
 
 come-but f doVchn;;: h^n ^^r tis^i'; n-t' *'"V''1 '''' "^^•'"- 
 sense. ' ^'^"" ^t-'i-'-''Jii<'ice. Ins slirew.l good 
 
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 WEliatli, ],I,-:isint jo.n-ii-y „f it ,s,Mwanl i.-ain. AVo foiiiia that 
 _ l.M' llii- past till-.-;* mjrlits our sliip Jiad 1),.;mi in a state of war. 
 Ihe hrst nio'lit the saih.r.s of a Hritisli ship, l.t-in^r l|„p,,v with 'ry,yr (,,„„. 
 down (.a th.( pitn- ami diall.Mi;iV!l tlic sailors to a five li<rht '^"' They 
 i.c'c-ptiMl witli alat-nty, repai.vil to tlie pier au.l uaine.I-th.M ".shan> of a 
 drawn l.attle. S;'veral l.i'iiis.^il and hlooilv niemh/rs of hoth parties were 
 carneilott hy the ].ulic'e. ami ii.i])rison;nl until the f..ll()win^' nioinin-r 
 Ihi' next nio-ht the JJritish hoys oaine a-ain to renew the iiirht, but our 
 men had strict orders to remain on hoard and out of si^dit. They did so 
 and tlu! h3sie,;Mng party .i^rew noisy, and more and more ahusive as t\w 
 fact b.!L.ame apparent (to them) that our men wer.- afraid to come out 
 liiey M-entaway. liunlly, witha dosin- hurst of ridicule and otiensive 
 q.ithets. 1 iie third mj,dit they came a-ain, and Men- more ohstrei)erous 
 than ever. Thoy s\va:,ri,'ered up and down the almost .leserted pier, and 
 Irarled curses, ol)sc:>uity and stiu'jfing sarcasms at our crew It was 
 moK! than human niture could hear. The e.xecuti%e ottic.T ordered our 
 men ashore, with instructions not to li,'ht. Thev chai'ired the British 
 aTid f^Min-^d a. comi)let:i victory. [ jirohahlv would not have menti(mpd 
 th'swar had it ende I differently. But 1 travel to l.virn, and I still 
 ivMuemhsr that they picture no French defeats in the hjittle-.^alleries of 
 Versailles. 
 
 It was like homj to us to step oii board the comfoi'tahle ship a-'ain 
 and smoke and loungv^, about lior bree/y decks. .\nd vet it was"" not 
 alto^'cther like home, either, b-jause so 'many memb;'rs' of the family 
 were away. We missed som? pleasant faces' which we would rather 
 Jiave found at dinner, and at ni,;rlit there were a^^s in the ..uchre-i.arties 
 which could not b:^ satisfactorily Hlled. " Moult." was in Kn-dand Jack 
 in Switzerland, Charley in Spain. Blucher was j^one. none could tell 
 whore. But we wore at s(;.i a-ain. and we had the stars and the ocean 
 to look at, and i>lenty of room to meditate in. 
 
 In (hie tim^ the* shores of Italy were si,.,rhte,]. and as we stood ^azin-^ 
 frooi the decks early in the )>right summ-r morning', tlie statcdy city of 
 Genoa rose up out of the sea and ilun-' back the sunlioht frontier 
 hundrad pahuies. 
 
 Hire we rest for the present—or ratlier, here ^ve have been trying to 
 rast, for some litMe time, but we i-un about to much too accunndish a 'M'cat 
 deal in that line. " 
 
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 nu>i ladies and yeutlemen. 
 
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 bauds pln_v(«(l, iind so did tlip fountains ; tin; moon and tlu- gas lamps lit 
 •11) thi) «ce,ne, and altof,'eth<>!- it was a hiiiJiant and an animated picture. 
 I Hoanned every female i\m^ that passed, and it seemed to me that all 
 wore liandsome. 1 never saw such a freshet of loveliness before. I do 
 not see how a man of only ordinary decision of ehanicter could many 
 here, because, before ho could jj;<*t his mind nuide u])lie woidd fall in love 
 with somehody else. 
 
 Never smoke any Italian tobacco. Never do it on any account. It 
 makes me shudder to think what it must be made of. You can not throw 
 i!n old ci^'ar " stub" down any wheiv, but some vagabond will pounce 
 upon It on the instant. I like to smoker a good deal, but it wounds my 
 sensibdities to see one of these stub-hunters watching me out of the 
 comers of his hungiy (yes and calculating how long my cigar will be 
 likely to la.st. It remindful m.. too painfullv of that San Francisco 
 undertaker who used to go to sick-beds with his watch in his hand and 
 time the corpse. ( )iie of these stub-hunters followed us all over the park 
 last night, and we never had a smoke that was worth any thing. We 
 were always moved to appease^ him with the stub before the cigar was 
 half gone, because he looked so viciously anxious. He regarded us as 
 hiH own legitimate jney, by i-ight of .liscovery, I think, because he drove 
 off sevei-al other jirofesssionals who wanted to take stock in us. 
 
 Now, tiny surely nnist chew uj) tho.se old stubs, and dry and sell them 
 for smoking-tobacco. Tlierefon>, give your custom to other than Italian 
 brands of the article. 
 
 ^^The Superb" and the " t'ity of Palaces" are names which Genoa luus 
 held for centuries. She is full of palaces, certainly, and the palaces are 
 .sumptuous inside, but they are very rusty without^ and make^io preten- 
 sions to architectural magnificence. " Genoa, the Superb," would be a 
 felicitous title if it referred to the women. 
 
 We have visited several of the palaces— immense thick-walled piles, 
 
 with great st4me staircases, tesselated marble i)avement8 on the floor,' 
 
 (sometimes they make a mosaic work, of intricate designs, wrought in 
 
 pebbles, or little fragments of marble laid in cement), and gi-and salons 
 
 hung with pictures by Rubens, Guido, Titian, Paul Veronese, and so on, 
 
 and i)ortraits of heads of the family, in plumed helmets and gallant coats 
 
 of mail, and patrician ladies, in stunning costumes of centuries ago. 
 
 But, of course, the folks were all out in the country for the summer, and 
 
 might not have known enough to ask us to dinner if they had been at 
 
 home, and so all the grand empty »o7(mi», with their i-esounding pavements, 
 
 their giiin pictui-es of dead ancestoi-s, and tiittei-ed banners with the dust 
 
 of bygone centuries upon them, seemed to brood solemnly of death and 
 
 the grave, and our spirits ebbed away, and our cheerfulness pa8.sed fi-om 
 
 us. We never went up to the eleventh story. We always began to 
 
 suspect ghosts. Tliere was always an undertaker-looking servant along, 
 
 too, who handed us a progi-amme, pointed to the picture that began the 
 
 list of the salon he was in, and then stood stiff and stark and unsmiling 
 
 ill his i)etrified livery till we wei-e ready to move on to the next chamber. 
 
CIIURCH maoxiki(kn<;k. 
 
 103 
 
 whorcupon be nunrh..,l sadly ahead and to<,k up anotlier lualimiaiitly 
 respectft, iK,sition as before. I wasted so much time praying that the 
 roof would tall in on these disr.i.iting Hunkeys tliat I had but littlo tiino 
 left to bestow upon jialace and i)ictureH. 
 
 And besides, as in Paris, we hml a fjnide. Perdition catch all tho 
 guK.es Tins one said he was the most gifted linguist in Genoa, as far ss 
 bnghsh was concerned, and that only two persons in the oi. v lK.side 
 himself conld talk the language at all. Ho showed us tho birthplace of 
 Christopher Columbus, and after we had reflected in silent awe before it 
 or hfteen m.nntes, he said it was not the birthplace of Columbus, but 
 Columbus sgrnndmother! When we demanded an explanation of his 
 coMduct he only shrugged his shouldei-s and answered in barbarous 
 Italian. I shall speak further of this guide in a future chapter. All tho 
 infonnHtion we got out of him we shall be able to cany along with us, I 
 
 I have not l)een to church so often in a long time m I have in tho last 
 tew weeks. The people in these old lands seem to msilce churches their 
 speciality. Especially does this seem to be the case with the citizens 
 (. Cenoa I think there is a church every three or four hundred yards 
 all over town The streets are sprinkled from end to end with shovel- 
 Jiatted, long-robed, well-fed priests, and the church bells by the dozens 
 are pealing all the daylong, nearly. Every now and then one comes 
 aci-oss a friar of orders gray, with shaven head, long coarse robe, ropo 
 girdle and beads, and with feet cased in sandals or entirely bare Thec« 
 worthies-^suffer in the flesh, and do i>enance all their lives, I suppose, bi^ 
 fl 11 ^'^1^°^'^'''^'^^^ famine-bi-eeders. They ai-e all fat and serene. 
 lUe old Cathedral of San Lorenzo is about as notable a building an vre 
 Imve found in Genoa. It is vast, and has colonnades of noble piUai^ id 
 a great organ, and the customary pomp of gilded moldings, i>ictu - 
 frescoed ceilings, and so forth. I can not desci-ibe it, of course-Lit woul.i 
 require a good many pages to do that. But it is a curious place. Thev 
 said that half of it-from the fi-ont door half way down to the altar-wi 
 a JeM^sh Synagogiie before the Saviour was bom, and that no alteration, 
 had been made in It since that time. We doubted the statement, but 
 did It leluctantly. We Avould much rather have believed it. The i.laco 
 looked m too perfect repair to be so ancient. 
 
 llie mai^i point of interest about the Cathedral is the little Chapel of 
 bt. John the Baptist. Tliey only :.,low women to enter it on one day in 
 
 henrr^''l'^''""",* ''^^^t ani°^««ity.they still cheiish against the sex 
 because of the murder of the Saint togi-atify acaprice of Herodias. In 
 this Chapel IS a marble chest, in which, they told us, were the ashes 
 Lfin^T-"' *1 around It was wound a chaiii, which, they sdd, had 
 
 thpi^* T^'"^^ '^^''" P™^"- W« <i«l"«* desire to disbelieve 
 these statements, and yet we could not feel certain that they were conect 
 
 n^^J LrT"^ '""^ """''^'^ ^^^^ ^™^«" *1^^* «^»*i»' and so could St. John, 
 and partly because we had seen St. John's .n-nhas before, in another 
 Church. We could not bring oui-selves to think St. John had two sets 
 
flu l« 
 
 m :i 
 
 IlHi, 
 
 fiH' 
 
 :'j fW'i 
 
 
 lot 
 
 IIOV, TIIK\ MM.;. 
 
 riicy als'.slu.w.d us u poitinit .)t' tlu- Mu.loima wl,ic-li wii.s t.aintfd l.v 
 m. Liikn, and U .lid not look half a.s old and sniokv as ,so„„. of tl.V 
 imtMiv.s hy Hu\mis. \V,. cad.l not Iu-!|. adn.irin- tla."Aj,osl],.'.s n.odestv 
 
 . . . ,. p' _ 
 
 m ninvr vnw nifntn.nin^ in liis writings that la^ could jiaint 
 
 Hilt isn't this ivji,. i,,;,|l.T a littl.. ov.-nlonc ( \V.> lind a pi.-.v of tlu- 
 inw' ('loss in (^mmv old church svc -o int... and s.,nic .,f tluM.ails that l.cl.l 
 It to:r,.t ,.,, 1 u„,d.l not like to l.c positive, l.ut J think wo liavt- smi 
 i^s much as a k.- of these nails. Th.'n tli.T.- is tlu' ciH.xvn ..f thorns • 
 ih..v have part of .,n.- in Sainte Chap.-lh., in I'aris. and pa.t of ..ne. al.so,' 
 111 INotn? Daiui-. And as f.)r Imuu-s of St. J)eniH, I f,.el cei-taln we 
 ii.ive hccn onoiiuh of tlieni t.. duplicate him. if necessary 
 
 I only meant to writ.- ai,..ut th.- chn.dH.s, lait I keep wand.-rin- fr.m, 
 the sul.joct. I .,,uhl say that the Church ..f tne Annunciation is a 
 wildernesM of ...-autiful c.lumns, ..f state..-s. -il.h,l nuaddin-s, an.l 
 pictures almost .-.Mintless, hut that w.athl ^jve n<. one an .-ntin-ly perf.-ct 
 Kica. ot tno thm- and so wh.-r.- is the use ( Om, family huiif tJie whole 
 edifice, and iiave j,.ot money left. Th.a-e is Mh.-re the m'y.stery lit h W,- 
 lia.i an Idea at tirst that only a mint c.nil.l have survive.l the'.-xpens.- 
 
 Ihes,. peopl,- here livi- in the heaviest, hi-hcst, l.roa.lest. darkest 
 .s*.!..i.^.t houMes .,ne can imairine. Kach ..ne mi-ht " hmoh a sie-c t.. 
 
 H«<.i)). A hun.lred feet front an.l a hun.lrc.l hioh i.s ahout th<- style ami 
 ,Voii -o up three tli-hts <,f stairs l.ef.,,,- y.a, l,e,,iu to come np.a. "si-Mis of 
 occupaia-y. hv.-ry thin- is stone, an.l st..ne of tlu. heaviest -tloor.s 
 stairways, mantels. I,enclu-s -every thiiii.-. The walls are four to tivJ. 
 ton tJuck I he stn-ts -enerally aiv lour ..r five t.. .-ioht feet wi.l.- and 
 a.s crooked as a .-..rkscrew. Y.^u -o aloncj on.- ..f these f^loomy cracks, 
 and look u], and helujld tin. sky iik.- a mer.- ribbon of light, far above 
 .yum- liead, where the t.>ps of the tall lunises .a. either si.le of the street 
 beud almost t. .-ether. You feel as if you were at the bottom of soiiu- 
 tremoiulura.s .-ibyss. with all the world far ab.ne vou. You win.l in and 
 oil., ami here a,nd there, in the most mysterious way, and have no moiv 
 Idea ot tho i.oints of the compass than if vou were a lilin.l man Y..u can- 
 iiev(^r persuade youi-self that these are actually streets, an.l the fr.)wuiii<. 
 tim-y mon.strous houses dwellin-s, till vou see on.- of these beautiful' 
 prettily .Iressed women emergo from them-see her emer-e from a .lark! 
 dreary-look m- .len that looks dun-eon all .,yer, from the -round away 
 JiaU-way up t„ Imixim. And then you wonder that such a dmrmiir- 
 inotli could ome fn:.m such a forbiddin- shell as that The streets -ire 
 wisely made uarrow an.l the hoi^.-s heavy an.l thick an.l stony, in oriler 
 tliat tJio p.,..ple may be cool in this roastin- climate. An.l they are cool 
 and stay so And while I think of it-the men wc^ar hats an.rhaN'e very 
 dark coinplexu.ns. but the women wear no lu-ad-f{ear but a Himsy veil 
 like a Kossanu.r's web, and yet are exc-cUnHly fair as a j^eneral thin-. 
 Wm-iilar, isn t it ^ - >^ n 
 
 The hu-e palaces of Genoa an- each supposed to be occupied by one' 
 tamily, but they could acconimodate a hundred. 1 should think They 
 nre lehcs .,f the -i-andeur of Genoa's palmv days— the days wlien she 
 
K' 
 
 wax 
 
 MASSIVK AHCIIITKr.Tl HK. 
 a ;friNit .•omnu'i-cial and iiiarhiiiic power 
 
 TlieHo IiouHPs, Holid 
 
 I or. 
 
 s'vcr.il (ciitiirics atfo 
 
 ilii!] piiiki.sli color (jiitsidc, and t 
 
 inarl)lc palaces tli..iii,f|i ili.v Ik-, npc in nian\ 
 
 cas( s of a 
 
 (Joi 
 
 locsc 
 
 Imttl 
 
 •^-scenes. 
 
 I'oni pa^fnicnt to favcs arc pictuivd witli 
 
 familiar illu.stratiuns from < 
 vicldcd to aL'c and 
 
 with monstnais Jiipitcrs and ('iijads. and witi 
 
 Ircciaii mvlliolunv. Wl 
 
 M'lv the paiiit In 
 
 (' a^'c and .-xpuouiy and is j.cclin- olf in Hnkcs and patch, ss. tin 
 
 dli'ct i.s not happy. A noiseless ("iipid, or j, J„,,it 
 a V'eniis with a llv -hjister on Ikt I 
 
 jnctnn 
 
 ■»onie (J 
 
 if the.M 
 
 va 
 
 of a cirens ahtait 
 outsidcH of tlie I 
 
 piter with an eye int. oi- 
 
 >rc!.st. are not attractive featiirts in a 
 
 painted walls remind me somewhat of the tail 
 
 waijon 
 
 n, pla.stere<i with fa.u-iful hills and posters, that foUow th.. hand 
 
 ciamtry villaf,',\ I have not read or 1 
 
 icard that tl 
 
 can not ciaiceiv 
 
 anisi'of any other Knropean city are fivscoed in tl 
 
 lie 
 lis wav. 
 
 (' ot siicli a thin<,' as (ienoa in iiiin> 
 
 ardicN, snch jiondcrous snlistructions 
 
 Su 
 
 I'll niaj;si\e 
 
 nnycd editices, we have seldom set 
 of Ktono of which th 
 
 •n hefi 
 
 its siipjiort these towerin-' l)roiid 
 
 as 
 
 thick 
 
 cse edifices ai'c huilt can i 
 
 re : and siirt ly the ;,'rcat lilock^ 
 
 Tlif 
 
 IS an ordinary American doorwav is hi'di 
 
 icvcr ilecav 
 
 wa 
 
 lis tliat ai't 
 
 repnldics of (ienoa and VU 
 
 cannot cnimhh 
 
 ages. Their ship^ Hllcd the Medit 
 
 I were vei-y poweifnl in the middh 
 
 extensive commerce with ( 'onstantinoMle and S 
 
 erraiiean, and thev carriid oi 
 
 •yrm. 
 
 Tl 
 
 iin 
 
 leii' warehouses 
 
 ise 
 
 were the -roat di.strihntin- (h'pots from wliencc- the co.stlv mcrchan.l.. 
 ot the Kast was sent ahroad over Hurope. Thev were'warlike littl 
 nations, and defied, in tl 
 
 now as mountains ovorsha(k)w molehill 
 pill 
 
 lose days, .i,'overnments that overshadow tl 
 
 Th 
 
 lem 
 
 iiracens cajitwred and 
 
 iK<-«l (ienoa nine hundred yeai's a-o. hut dnrini; the followii 
 
 <jenoa and Pisa enteivd int(") an oti 
 
 ii; c;'nturv 
 
 besieged the Sai'acen coloi 
 
 ensive and defensive alliance anil 
 
 U( 
 
 obstinacy that maiiitained its iirist 
 
 '.s in Sardinia and the T'aK 
 
 aric Ishs witl 
 
 I an 
 
 fort 
 
 y l(jng years. 
 
 Th 
 
 pristine vij,'onr and held to its purpose for 
 
 (piests eipial)ly anion;,' tlaur m-eat atr 
 
 y were victorious at last, and div id.'d tl 
 
 lieir con- 
 
 some of those proud families .still inha'Itthe Dal 
 
 ician families. Descendants of 
 
 in tlieir own featu 
 
 hiui^' in their statelv halls, and to 
 
 l)al;ices of (ieiio 
 
 1, and tract 
 
 r.\s a rcsemhlance to tlie j;iitn knights whose portrait 
 
 and nu 
 
 pictured 
 
 rry ines. wliose orimmils have I* 
 
 licaut 
 
 ics with 
 
 <h'ad and foi'>;ott 
 
 Tl 
 
 en centurv 
 
 I'll dust and asl 
 
 I'.outi 
 
 iii>' lins 
 
 us tor manv a 
 
 of the Cr 
 
 e hotel we live in i)ei(ai^((l to one of tl 
 
 •OSS 111 
 
 the t 
 
 (.se ;^reat orders of kniiiht. 
 
 kojit watch and ward in it 
 
 inies of tlie C'nisades. and its mailed sentinel 
 
 hall 
 
 de; 
 
 s and corridors with tl 
 
 s massive turrets, and woke the echoes of tl 
 
 fil 
 
 H'eiierated into an uiiostcntati 
 
 leiv iron heels. But (lei 
 
 Is once 
 
 lese 
 
 loa's greatness h; 
 
 a^Toe work. They 
 
 say that each Em 
 
 oils comnieroe in velvets and silver 
 
 These filagi 
 
 ingots and work them up into all manner of 
 
 ■ee things are Genoa's sj 
 
 •ojieaii town has its specialitv, 
 
 lecialilv. 
 
 H 
 
 er smiths take sih 
 
 They- make bunches of flowers, fi-om tlal 
 
 graceful and beautiful f. 
 
 tr 
 
 pt the delicate creations the frost 
 
 :es and ^vires of silver, that 
 
 inns, 
 .'oun- 
 
 weav(!S upon a window pane ; and 
 
 ivere showi, a minature .silver temple whose fluted columns, whos. 
 intJiian oajntals and rich entablatures, whose spire, statues, bells, and 
 
 II 
 
 'it 
 
 
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100 
 
 «iHAVKN I'Olt MXTV lllol SAND. 
 
 onmt.. Iav|Nl„„.s,sof Hcilptun. w.mv wrci-l.t in |.r,Iish,Ml silver. un.I witi, 
 M.cl. i.„if,.|,l,.H art, that .-vory detail was a fM.-ina(i„- s(,„lv. an.l th- fin 
 islit'd (Miitjce a wondm- of hcantv. 
 
 W<'anMva(ly toniovcapiin,' tlion-li w.- arc not loallv tiiv.l. y.-t of 
 tlu. lairn.w jmHsa^n-s of tl.i.s ol.l niurl.I,. cave. ( 'av.. is a koo.1 woni ' wl,,.,, 
 .s!n'alcM.^'on..noa un.I.-. tlu- stars. WImm. ^yo l.av.. h.-on ..rowlinL' at 
 >Mi.lni-I.t M.na.gl, tlu' gloomy nvvi(vs th.-y rail st.wts, w]„,v no foot 
 tails hat ours \ver« oohonij,', wh..rc only ourselves wero abroa.!, and li'ditH 
 ''!'l"'a'v.l only at Ion- intervals and at a distance, and n.vsterionslv 
 ^nsui.,,eared a-ani, an.l tlie la.nses at onr ell.ows seeni to stretd. npwanl 
 artJi.M- than ever towards the houvons, the memory of a cave T used to 
 know at home was always in my mind, with its lofty ],assa-.v., its silence 
 aiu su!itn(h-, its shrouding' gluom. its sepidchral echoes, its llittini; li-ditK 
 '•"•'I rnon- than ail. its sn.lden revelations of l.ranching crevices muf cor- 
 rnlors where we least e.xpected them. 
 
 W'e are not tired of the endless i.roeossions of cheerful, chatteririK 
 .trossipers that thn^n- these courts and streets all dav Ion- either; nor of 
 the coarse-rohed monks; nor of the " Asti" wines, which that old doctor 
 (Who... we call the Oracle,) Avith customary felicity in the matter of -ettinti 
 ♦•very tlnn- wron- mistei-ms " nasty." But we "must go, nevertheless. " 
 
 1 f I'nSvT^,* """^ *''*-' •-•♦'""''^^'•y. (" bunal-place intended to accommo- 
 Uate (.(),()()() hodies,) and we shall continue to rememhcr it after we have 
 lorgotteu the palaces. J( is a vast marbl.J collonade.l corridor extendinc 
 aroun.l a g.-eat unoccui.ie.l square of ground; its broad iloor is marble, 
 aiicl on oveiy slab is an inscription -for evcu-y slab coveis u cori.se On 
 f'ltlior side as one walks down the middle of the passage, arc monuments, 
 tomljs, and scidptured tigures that are excpiisitoly wrought and are full 
 ot .tpacj and be luty. Th.-y are new, and snowy; every outline is i.erfect, 
 ^ncry feature ginltless of nmtilation, flaw or blemish; and tlierefore. to us 
 tlie.so fa.-1-eachn.g ranks of bewitching forms are a hundred fold more 
 lonely than the damaged and dingy statuary they have saved from the 
 wieck oi ancient art and setup in the galleries of Paris for worship of 
 tJie world. ^ 
 
 Well provided with cigars and other necessai'ies of life, we are now 
 ready to take the cai-s for Milan. 
 
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C^ 11 A P T K R X V 1 1 I 
 
 tire now 
 
 ALL day loii^r w,. H|M.,1 thiovi-Ii h inomitiiiiious oouiitrv wliosc pmkH 
 wem l.n-l.t with siinsl.iiH., wl,..s,. l,illsi.l<.s wciv dotted with ilrottv 
 villas sittin- „, tlio midst of Kard.-ii. mid shnil.h.Tv. and whos,' diJ> 
 ravines were cool and sliady, and loola^l ever so invitin- (Vou. wh,.,-.- wl, 
 and the l.irds were win-in- onr lli-ht thn.ii-h the siiltrv nin.er air 
 
 \\e had plenty of (.hilly tunnels wherein to eheok our perspiration 
 thon-h We tuned one of theni. We wen, twenty ininntes pussini; 
 thmu-h It, goin- at tlie rate of thirty to thirtv-Hve miles an hour. 
 J^eyond Alessandria we passed the hattle-fiel.l of Maren-o 
 (.ward dusk we.lrew near Milan, au-l eau-Iit -liinpsrs of the dtv 
 and tlu, 1. ue mountain pe.ks l...\oial. Hut we were not earin- for theso 
 tliin-s -theyd,,! ,u.t inteivst us in the least. We xvere in a fever of 
 nupalience ; we w.-re dyin- to see thiM-eiiowned Catla'dral : We watched 
 Ml this direction and that- all around .'V(>rv where. V.e he..ded no one 
 to point Jt out— we did not wish any one to point it out - we would 
 reco-nize it, even in the desert of tht; -reat Sahara. 
 
 At last, a forest of graceful n.u'.lles, shimmerin- in the auiher sunli-dit 
 rose slowly above the pi-my house-tops, as one sometimes sees, in tlaffar 
 Horizon, a gilded and j.innacled mass of .-loud lift itself ahove tlu* waste 
 u ",?•''/'* "^'•' *''•' ^''itlicdral : We kianv it in a moment. 
 Hall of tliat ni-lu, aiul ai! of the next day, tl lis architectural autocmt 
 was our sole ol))ect of interest. 
 
 What a wonder it is] So -rand, s,» solemn, so vast! And Vff so 
 delicate, so airy, so graceful '. A very world of solid weidit, and' vet it 
 seems in the soft moouli-ht only a fairy delusion of frost-work that mi-ht 
 vanisli witli a breath : How sharply its i.innarled angles and its wilder- 
 uess of spires were cut a-ainst the sky. and how richly their shadows fell 
 upon Its .snowy roof? It wits a vision ! -a miracle I^-an anthem sun<r 
 m stone, a poem Avrought in marble ! 
 
 How.soever, you look at the great Cathedral, it is noble, it is beautiful I 
 VV herever you stand in Milan, or within .seven miles of Milan, it is visible 
 and when it is visible, no other object can chain your whole attention' 
 i.eave your eyes unfettered by your will but a .single instant, and thev 
 will surely turn to seek it. It is the first thing you look for when you 
 me mtlie morning, and the la.«.t your lingering gaze re.st.s uooii at night. 
 >urely, it must be the princeliest creation that ever brain of man conceived 
 
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 108 
 
 At 
 
 col 
 1)1 
 
 THK GRAND MH,A\ rATHEDIlAL. 
 
 OSSIIS. 
 
 una ;>eloek in tJie iiioniiiiy wt. ^vent iiiid stood hefore tlii.s i.mrl 
 
 he c't'iitral one of its five 
 
 irhli- 
 
 great doois is liordered witli 
 
 _)iis-relief ot l.inls and tVnits and beasts and insects, wliicli liav.. Int-n so 
 ingemously carved out of the n.arl.le tliattlicy seen, like living creat.ire.s 
 iuid tl.e hgnros are so nun.erons and tln^' designs ,;o conq.lex, that one' 
 nnglit study it a week without exhausting its interest. On the -real 
 
 f^'^'i'}'' «""'i«>»'Hting th., myriad of spires-inside of the spires-^ovcr 
 
 the doors, the windows— iii nooks and corners— everv where that a niclu- 
 or a perch can he found about the enormous building, from summit to 
 hase there is a marble statue, an.l every statue is a study in itself ' 
 Kaphael, Angelo. Canova- -giants Tke these gave birth to 'the deshnis' 
 and their own pupils carAcd them. Everv face is eloquent with exn%s- 
 sion, an.^ every attitu.le is full of grabe. Awav above, on the loftv roof 
 mnk on rank of carved and fretted spires spring high in the ai'r, and' 
 through then- rich tracery one se.^s the sky beyond. In their midst the 
 central steeple towers proudly up like the mainmast of some great India- 
 man among a fleet of coasters. 
 
 We wished to go aloft. The sacristan showed us a marble stairwa^■ 
 (ot conr.se it was marble, and of the purest and whitest— there is no 
 other stone, no brick, no wood, among its building materials), and told 
 us to go np one Inindred and eighty-two steps and sto]) till he came It 
 was not necessary to say stop— we should hiive done that any how W.- 
 were tired by the time we got there. This wasth.> roof. HeiV, .si)rinc.ino 
 Irom Its broad marble flagsti nes, Avero the long files of spires, lookino- very 
 tall close at hand, but diminishing in the distance like the pipes "of an 
 organ We conld see, now, that the statue on the top of each was the 
 size of a large man, though they all looked like dolls from the street 
 We could see, also, that from the inside of each and every one of these 
 hollow spires, from sixteen to thirty-one beautiful marble 'statues looked 
 out upon the world below. 
 
 From the eaves to the comb of the roof stretched in endless succession 
 great curved marble beams, like the fore-and-aft braces of a steamboat 
 and along each beam fi'oin end to end stood up a row of richly carved 
 flowers and fruits— each separate and distinct in kind, and over I') 000 
 species represented. At a little distance these rows seem to close together 
 like tiie ties of a railroad track, and then the mingling together of the 
 buds and blossoms of this marble ganlen forms a picture that is very 
 charming to the eve. 
 
 We de.scended and entered. Within the church, long rows of fluted 
 columns like huge monuments, divided the building into broad aisles 
 and on the figured pavement fell many a soft blusl'i from the i.ainted 
 windows above. I knew the church was very large, but I could not 
 tully appreciate its great size until I noticed that the men standin-^ far 
 uown by tne altar looked like boys, and seemed to glide, rather "than 
 vi 1 n-' '''!*"■*'•' ''^'""t g'^^^ng "loft at the monster windows all a-dow 
 witii bnlhantlv colored scenes in the lives of the Saviour and his 
 
 foil 
 
 (wcv: 
 
 !on:e of th ■: <• j it tures ar.) mosaics. 
 
 ant 
 
 so aitistic 
 
 dlv ai'e 
 
VN rNPL-rASAXT ADVENTLRK. 
 
 109 
 
 tlieir tl.oustuul particles of tinted -lass or stone put togetliei- that the 
 work has all the smoothness an.l iinish of a paintin- Wo counted 
 sixty panes of glass in one window, and each pane was adorned with 
 one of tlu^se master achievements of g(Miius and patience. 
 
 Tlie .ifuide showed us a colfee-colored i)ieee of scidpture which he siid 
 was considered to have com.; from the h:ui<l of Phidias, since it was not 
 l>ossil.le that any other artist, of r.ny ej.och, cjuld have copie.l nuture 
 with such hmltless accuracy. The tigure was that of a man without a 
 skin; with every vein, artery, muscl.-, (.very fihre and tench.ii an<l tissue 
 ot the Iiunijin frame, represented in minute ch'tail. Tt looked nitural 
 hcciuise somehow it looked as if it were in pain. A skinned man wonhl 
 im likely to look that way, unless his attention were occupied with some 
 otlier matter. It was a hidemis thin- an.l %et there was a fascination 
 ahout It some where. 1 am very sorry [ s,-. it. hecauso I slmll always 
 see It, now. I shall dream of it, sometimt. 1 shall dream that it 'is 
 resting its c.mled arms (.n the l.ed's heail and lookin- down on me with 
 Its dead eyes; 1 shall droam that it is stretched hetw-een the sheets with 
 ine and touchmg me with its exj.osed mn.seles and its stringy cold le-s 
 It IS hard to forget repulsive things. I remem})er yet how 1 mi olf 
 from sdiool once, when I was a hoy, and then, pretty late at nhdit 
 concluded to climl. into the window of mv father's otliee and slee.) on a 
 loui^ge, because J had a delicacy a!)out going home and g,^ttin<r thrashed 
 .Vs 1 lay on the loung;) and my eyes grew accustomed to the darkness I 
 fiuicied I could see a long, dusky, shapeless thing stretche.l upon th« 
 floor. A cold shiver went through me. I turned my fac;i to the wall 
 fhat did not answer. I was afraid tint that thing would erje;. over ami 
 seize me m the dark. I turned hack an..i stare I at it for minutes and 
 nimutes— they Koemed hours. It appeared to m; tliat the la-dn- 
 moonlight never, never would get to it. I turnanl to the wair^mri 
 counted twenty, to pass the feverish time awav. I looked~-tlie iiale 
 stjuare was nearer. I turned again and eounfy fifty— it was almost 
 touciing it. With desperate will I turned again 'and counted one 
 Inmdred, and faced about, all in a tremble. A white human hand lay 
 m the moonlight 1 Such an awful sinking at th3 heart— such a suddeii 
 gasp for breath I I felt-I can not tell n-hat I felt. When T re -overed 
 Ntreugth enough, I faced the wall again. But no boy could have 
 remained so, with that mysterious hmd behin.l him. I counted a-aiii 
 and looked— the most of a naked arm was expos:^d. I put my liands 
 over my eyes and counted till I c.uld sland it no longer, and th'en-^tho 
 [.allid tace of a man w^is there, with the corners of the mouth drawn 
 down, and the eyes fixed and glassy in death : I raised to a sittiu- 
 posture and glowtu-ed on that corpse till the light crept down the bare 
 l.reast,-linc by line -inch by inch-past the nipple, -and then it 
 ilisclosed a ghastly stab ! 
 
 I went away from there. J do not say that I went .away in any sort 
 of a, hurry, but I simply went^that is suflicient. I went (mt i'lt the 
 " indow, and I carried the sash along with me. I did not ne^d the siinh 
 
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no 
 
 A SKIIMO.V KKOM THK TOMH. 
 
 hut it was l.an.licr to take it than it wa,s t.. Iomv.^ it, nmi so I took it 
 I was not .scarcil, Imt i was ooiisidorahly a<,Mtat('(l. 
 
 WIkm, r -v'u-Im;.! l,o,m.. tlun- wl,i,,i„Ml ....^ l,„t I onjoml it. It ««.nuHl 
 prn'ttM-tiy .Id.^H. iul. That .nan l.a.l lu-.n .sta!.!,,-,! .km,, tl... olHcv tl.at 
 attonioon, au.i <la-y cavricl I.in. i), thciv to .lodor I.i,,,, l,„t ho only lived 
 
 an hour. I lime .sh.,,t in the .same room will, hi fWn, since then - in 
 
 luy dreams. 
 
 Now wo will .le.scon.l inlo the eryiit, under (h.. -rand altar of Milan 
 l._<atlie<iri and recvive an nnpressive .serm.)n from lips that hav<, been 
 mlent and han.ls that have l.e(>n -..sturele.ss for three In.ndred years. 
 
 The priest stcpp.>d in a small dun-eon and held „p his candle This 
 
 was (he ast rc.stn.-plac.. of a f^ood man. a warm-h.-arted, unsellish man- 
 
 u man whose whole life wa.s -ivcMi 1.. succorin- the poor. encoura«in.r the 
 
 famt hearted. v,s.t.n«th,> sick: in relievin- distress, whenever and wT.ere- 
 
 rnvr he lonnd ,t. H,s heart, his han.l .uul Ids purse were alwavs open 
 
 With Ills story n. ones m.nd he can almost .^ve hisl.eni-nant countenamv 
 
 movni- c.ahnly anion- the l.aK-ard fac.'s of iMilan in tlu^ days when the 
 
 pla-ue swej.t (he city, l.rave where all others are cowards, "full of com- 
 
 pas^aon where pity J.a.l been crushed out of all other breasts by the 
 
 uistnict ot .self-pr,>,serva(ion ,irono ina.l with terror, che.u-in- all, prayin- 
 
 ..•ih all helpni, all. with hand ami brain and purse, at Ti time ^;hen 
 
 Kue Its tonsook their children, the frien.l des,>rted the friend, and the 
 
 brother tunKul away Iron, the sister while her plea.ii.iK's were still wailin- 
 
 ui his oars. '^ 
 
 Tliis %yn« -00.1 St. Charhvs Borromc, Bishop of Milan. Tin, peoi.le 
 Idolized him; princes lavished nncounte.l treasnivs upon him We 
 stood 111 Ins tomb. Xear by was the .sareopha^n.s, li-hted In" the 
 dnppiiii. candles. The walls were faced with bar-relief; repivsnitin- 
 scenes ,n his life done in ma.ssive silver. Tln< priest put on a short white 
 lace -arnumt ov.-r his black robe, cro.s.sed himself, bowed reverently and 
 )e-an to turn a windlass slowly. The saicopha-us separated in twoVarts. 
 !en;4hwise, and the lower part sank down and <lisclose,l a cotlin of roc-k 
 o^ys al as clear as the atmosphere. Within lay the body, rolK^d in costly 
 liabilimonts covered with -ohl embroidery and starred with scintillating 
 gems. he .lecayin- Jiead was black with a-e. the dry skin was drawn 
 tight to the oones the eye.s w.-re -one. tlr-re was a ],ole"in the temple and 
 ano her in the dieek. =nid the skinny lips were parted as in a Ihastly 
 smile : Over this dreadful face, its du.st and ..eeay, and its mockin^. .ain 
 imi- a crown sown thick with flashin- brilliants ; and upon the l.misi; 
 lay crosses and croziers of solid -old that were splendid with emeralds 
 and diamonds. 
 
 How, poor, and cheap and trivial these -ew-^aws .seemed in pivsence of 
 the solemnity., the -randei.r the awful majesty of Death.' Think of 
 Sv!'V ^^.''^^^P'^'";^'' Washington, standin- b.fo.^. a i-everent worhl 
 tricked out in a. - a ^, },,,,„j,^ ^j^^, ^^.,^^^ ear-rin-s and tin tiumjx-ry of 
 the savages ot the j)lains ! ' - 
 
COST OF CATIIKDHAI,. 
 
 Ill 
 
 Demi nar((.lui...'o jnvad.r.I Jiis |,.v-.imit Horiium, aii.l Km iMinlcm m„h • 
 Yon .at, w,.rsln,, fl>,- yaiiiti-s of ..aril, y.a, that I..,,;^ for wnri.llv ho„o," 
 worldly wcaltli, worldly lamr l.cliold tli.'ir worth I 
 
 To us it MH-iM.'d that so goo.! a man, so kiiui a hr-art, mo si.ni.l.- u liaduv 
 d.!S(.rv(Ml rest and poaco in a -raA.- .acred from tli,. inlrnsions of o.yin'r 
 «>y<>s, and holiovod that ho hiniM'lf would lauo , rcfrro.! to ha v.' it s,? 
 hut j)cradvonturo our wisdom was at fault in this \v. wd 
 
 As wo .■anio out upon th.v f!o.,r of th., donvh aj.it.,' anolj,,.,- ,„i,.v( 
 volunteered to show us the treasui'os of the ehiurh. What more / The 
 furniture of the nairow ehan.l.er of d.-ath wo had just visit. .I w..i.di.>d 
 SIX millions ol tran.s in .aiiuvs an.l carats alone, without a p.^mV th.'-owi. 
 into the aeeount Ihv the c.stly workmanship I.estowe.l upon them ' I{„t 
 wo foliowe.l into a lai-.. n,om fille.l with fall wood..., press.,s like' ward- 
 rohes. llethivw tl. n, open, and h..hol,|, th,- cargoes of "erud.. Imllion" 
 of the assay ollic-s of lN.eva.ia fa.le.l out of my m,,„o,.y. The.r., wore 
 \ i.-Kn.s and i.islM.ps Iher.., al.„v.' their natural size, nKub" of solid silver 
 «Meh w.,.lh, l,y wei.^d.t, iVom oi-l.t hun.lre.l th.,usan.l to two millions of 
 trancs, and hoai'in- ,ir,>mmed hooks in tliei.- lia.ids wo.tl. ei-hty tho.isand • 
 there Av,.re l,as-n-li,-fs that w.,i,i,di..,I six hundre.l poun.ls, earv...! in' s.,lid 
 siiv.u- ; eroziers and eross.-s, and candlesticks six and ei-dit feet hi<d. all 
 o VM-in -.,1,1, an.l h.^illiant with precious sti.nes ; and hesides thesv were 
 all n.anm.ro cups and vases, and such tllin,^^s neh in pr.,portion. It 
 was an Ahuhl.n s pa aee. The treasures her,-, l.y simple wc.i/d.t, without 
 oountii.u workmanship, w,n-e valued at fifty millions of francs ' If I 
 ooul.l f^et the custody of them f.,r a while, I f..ar me the market p'riee of 
 «dver bishops would advance shortly on account of their exceeding 
 scarcity lu llie Cathe.lral of Milan. " 
 
 The priests showed ii.s two of St. Paul's fingers, and oiu^ of St. Pet.M-'s' 
 a honeot Judas Jscariot, (it was l.lack), and also h.jnos of all the other 
 discipl™ ; a haudker,;hief in which the Saviour had h-ft the impression 
 of his fac.^ Among the most j.rccious of the relics were a stonefrom 
 thejioly Sq.ulchre part of tlie crown of thorns, (they have a whoh- one 
 at Notre J)an,..), a fragment of the purple rohe worn by the Saviour a 
 nailfrom the Cross, and a picture of the Virgin and Child painted l.y 
 the vcntablo l:nnd of St. J.uke. This is the s.-cond of St. Luke's Vir-dns 
 we have seen (Jnce a yearall these holy relics are carried in procession 
 through th;-st:eets of Milan. ' 
 
 I like to revel in tJie dryest details of the gi-cat cathedral. The 
 nul.hng IS five hundred feet long l,y one hundre.l and eightv wide and 
 the principal st; ep e is in the neighborhood of four hunilreij feet hi-h 
 It has /,US marble statues, and will have upwards of tliree thousa'^i.i 
 more wJien it ,s finished In addition, it has one thousand hve hundred 
 to.;-rel,ofs. It has one hundred and thirty-six spiros-twenty-ono more 
 H,e to bo adde.^ Each spire is surmounted by a statue six and a half 
 teet high. Lv-ry thnig about the churdi is marble, and ail from the 
 suiric .juany ; it was b.H|ueathed to the Archbishoi)ric for tliis Duroose 
 centuries ago. So nothing hut the mc , o workman.ship costs ; still that in 
 
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II: 
 
 FATK OF THK AKCIIITEcrr. 
 
 Hxi.ci,su.>-t]..>h,ll foots „i. six Jn.u.lml an<l ..i^.luv-fow ,„illiou.r of 
 fnmcs tlms far (.ousi.l.ral.Iy ov.r a lam.l.v.l n.ill,„7 of doll u- m it is 
 .'s naated that ,t Avill take a Inuulml au.l twenty years ye o^'iini h tl o 
 .•athclral It looks complete, ln:t is far fro.n I.Ji.^g so. We saw •new 
 sat..,, ,,„t „, Us niel.e yesterday, alouysi.Ie of one which has l^n 
 staMdin. these four luuulre.l yea.., thoy s.dd. Tliere a.^fo r sUir "iJ 
 
 xr, V' • "'; ''"'"^"''^ ""'^ '''"''^ ^t'^tues which adorn tliem 
 
 .>rar.o ( onipioni was the architect who <lesii;-n^.l the wonderful strnc turn 
 i.u.r _than hye hundred years a^o, an.l it toJic hin. fbrt^ x y^ r^ ^^ 
 o tl.e idan and ,.et it rea.ly to hand over to the l.uilders. "H s doS 
 •an The buddn.,,. was l,o,^nu. a little less than fiye liundred ye- rs -^ 
 and the th.r.1 -veneration hence will not see it con.pleted ^ ' ' 
 
 The l.uihln.g looks l>est by n.oonlioht. because the older j.ortions of ifc 
 .ejnj, stained w,th a^e, contrast unpleasantly with the newe'n whiter 
 port ons It seen.s somewhat too broad for its Jiei-dit but nn Ik- 
 fanuhanty with it nii,^ht dissipate this in.pression ' " ' 
 
 Ihey H,,y tlmt the Cathedral of Milan is second only to St Peter's at 
 
 We bid it good-bye. now— possibly for all time. How surely in some 
 
 uture day, wlien the memory of it shall haye lost its yiyi s ,H we 
 
 Imlf bebeye w haye seen it in a wonderfid .Iream. but ueyerwith y^lZ 
 
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 CHAPTKK XIX. 
 
 " T~\^^ yoii wi« zo lia 
 
 JL/ T]mt Aviis wJin 
 
 laut can Iw T 
 
 ui. there ? I give it is TZ ^i, f • . "l'''^"^' ''" >'"" ^'^i' t*^ *,'«> 
 
 .stiJl. Thev talk forever ^,k1 f ....l. II 1 ■ I'""' *""^"^'* '^'"f' »«vei- 
 
 they xuse. ' Inspira fo^ its^f ^ Ud h"! K " *''," '^'•-l «' ^'•""'^'•'^^-*'' 
 would only show vou a nm4en '> ;^^^^^^ t'oini'.-elienci the.n. Jf thev 
 
 piison-house, or a LvttltheTd tn ^ ^d ,v" "'""■'''•''' ^"'"'^' -' " 
 
 reminiscences, or -rand tr-K i >n ' . ?, *""^i""^"»*^"'0'-ios of historical 
 
 every dream, every iCant tnin of " "•. '"' ' • ^^"* *^"'>' "^^^'^-^U^ 
 
 Son.etimes ^ hen I W to . if r i'^ > '"*'' ^'""' *"'"'^^'"'^ ^"'^^'^'l^- 
 ...ino that I ren nU, d v^" ^at^'!''^''''' "'•""' "^'""^''^^ "^'^ ^^«' «*■ 
 Ht school I have thou^h^^'^^dd^: X^M i?X thegeo^aphy 
 at my side would suddenlv i.erish wl J J 1,1 ! \ ? '""""" 1*'*™>* 
 
 gaxe, and ponder, and worshi,) '' "'""' ''"'^^ '^"^^•*' ""' *" '»■- 
 
 No, we did not "wis zo hant r-m l>f. " ii^ ■ i i . 
 the largest theatre in tJ^- "rlHt^^^ 
 
 "I.OU he.: all twTt e I "thi'r '^^ """f^ ^"'"•"' ""^^ ^'-^^^^^^^J 
 material. Jt was so mi "'tim^"/ V J '?" f ''"' ''""*' "^^ *^^^ »'«^^- 
 parties fame and ere ted !T V ^f .I'^lgment. Tt brought Loth 
 
 sentimental biiS^t\.;n,Sr;" ^^l;?-;'--*'- ^rjl.em in 
 of poor Mr Tnnm ? /t ,'""""" H*; . ^"t «ho sajs a word n behalf 
 hini^ wt- Itr Jmt/rter^ I- other name.) Who glorifiel 
 No}.o<ly. How do vou ZZlljyt ' . .1 " '""'**'•' l''^*''.^' «bout him I 
 the worid .so mud Eu T How r Y ''"*' "^x ^^""^"^ *'"^* ^^''« ^^-^^ 
 following his wife e 'ry Xre and nfnl- ' ,'"J"^' ^""^'"'^' " ""other'mau 
 
 every garlic.xternlaLg " L^^V It"!? "Jh",™' '^ ''^""""' ^"^ "^ 
 emntwl «t-a1 ,>. ) in " '""""» "1 Italy Avith his sonnets to hernrs. 
 
 
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lU 
 
 LUCREZIA BORGIA. 
 
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 ill! very fine ; Ixit it iloen not chime M-ith my JiotionN of right. It is too 
 one-sided— tixi ungenerous. Let tlio world goon fretting itbout Laura 
 and Petrarch if it Mill ; hut as for me, my teais and my lamentations 
 shall be lavished upon the unsung defendant. 
 
 We saw also an aiitograjih cojiy of Lucrezia Borgia, a lady for whom 
 £ have always entertained the highest respect, on account of her rare 
 histronie cai)al)ilities, her opulence in solid gold goblets made of gilded 
 wood, her high distinction as an operatic sci-eamer, and the facility with 
 which she could order a extu])le funeral and get the corpses ready for it. 
 We saw one single coarse yellow hair from Lucrezia's head, likewise. It 
 awoke emotions, but we still live. In this same library we saw .some 
 drawings by Michael Angelo (these Italians call him Mickol Angelo,) and 
 Leonardo da Vinci. (They spell it Vinci and pronounce it'vii'ichy ; 
 foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.) We re.serve our 
 opinion of these sketches. 
 
 In another building they showed us a fresco representing some lions 
 and other beasts drawing chariots; and they seemed to project so far 
 from the wall that we took them to be sculptm-es. The artist had 
 shrewdly heightened the delusion by painting dust on the creatures' 
 
 backs, as if it had fallen there naturally and j)roperly. Smart fellow if 
 
 it be smart to deceive strangers. 
 
 Elsewhere we saw a huge Roman amphitheatre, with its stone seats 
 still in good preservation. Modernized, it is now the scene of more 
 jjeacefiil recreations than the exhibitions of a party of wild beasts witli 
 Christians for diimer. Part of the time the Milanese use it for a race 
 track, and at other seasons they flood it with water and have spirited 
 yachting regattas there. The guidj told ns these things, and he would 
 hardly try so hazardous an experiment as the telling of a f\ilsehood, when 
 it is idl he can do to speak the truth in EnglLdi without getting the 
 lock-jaw. 
 
 In another place we were shown a sort of summer arbor, with a fence 
 before it. We said that was nothing. We looked again, and saw, 
 through the arbor, an endless stretch of garden, and shrubbery, and 
 grassy lawn. We were perfectly willing to go in there and rest, but it 
 could not be done. It was another delusion — a painting by some in- 
 genious artist with little charity in his heart for tired folk. 'The decep- 
 tion was iierfect. No one could have imagined the park was not real. 
 We even thought we smelled the flowers at first. 
 
 We got a cari-iage at twilight and drove in the shaded avenues with 
 the other nobility, and after dinner we took wine and ices in a fine garden 
 with the graat public. The music was excellent, the flowers and 'shrub- 
 bery were pleasant to the eye, the scene was vivacious, every body was 
 genteel and well-behaved, and the ladies were slightly moustached, and 
 handsomely dressed, but very homely. 
 
 We adjourned to a c.afo and played billiards an hour, and I made six 
 or seven points by the doctor ])ocketing his ball, and he made as many 
 by my pocketing my ball. We came near making a carom sometimes, 
 
THK CHAHM Ot' KIKOPKAN IJKK. Jjg 
 
 hut Jiot tlie one m-»i were trviiK' to m.il-u ti . i i 
 
 Euroije.,,, »tyle-c„.W„,„ aL^rt „ J l.„ " "t,:'!;,'; .",7 ■"""" 
 
 ..eve,- «ei any 1,„ v lyinVS v l'! 'I T " 'n"' "" '''""'■ *'" >"'™ 
 
 >.u.e,.i,.,.,^,r,;t;':i;,;;r:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ <■•» 
 
 some of i t,;„, °, I, J,™ J;/™f"'; ■""I »-,»„„g „■„ o„„|,l ,,,,„,t 
 
 when we ou^ht t., 1 e n^(^. i, , ' ' 'C' i'T r"'' "";' ^^^^''^ *^^'^''- ^''^^^ 
 Wo burn uponr t.r'. ^c w h -1 ''"' ""' '"'^'"^ ^^''^J' «''^T- 
 
 .1.-0P into aVan u.^l In^^^M . rj'^S ^;!^;i::;;;;;^^ ^'i^ early L 
 
 Vnme in Eur..,.,.. Wlieu •,.. •.-rf. y'"'"^"//'*'^ ^^ ''h1' they call a man's 
 
 -let it lie Liowlnd .^ r f^^r;''w:;!r'""'^"'i""^^^^''' 
 
 the coutirumt in the sain. .oaH. hJ st tr e in f ", "•'"' ' T'" "''""^ 
 
 wliere on the i.lains -uui it. 1 - 1 '^^'^ *« '. "^—th^ fu.ich is stibled Hon.tv. 
 'lays; when ara^'lnsU . ""^''^l '"'l''''"»'''y "Ilowo-I to cool for a few 
 
 OIIKl OnlV l;IV i-iiii'joli.Qt. ,-.,, 4l. , 1 I.. 
 
 ^■hoM oc-oi>sioa;i!!y 
 
 ::;;Si';i.»;, ---;•■*.->- «ss;*"^,;; 
 
 and renew onr edfres ' 
 
 -Hi listening t<, nmsii; .>uJ^ ^'^'^^ ".T^ T '''''■ ""^ '^"^ 
 avemies; others assemble in the .ril f ' >" '^'''"'' ^''''^'^ ''' the 
 
 "uhtaiy hands play- nC European cife^ t „ V S o " Ti'^ ^'"":/''« 
 imiHic at evert de • and vet otl Lrw ,.f +'1 '-'"■"/^ 't'"_»'t its fine nulitary 
 
 that could not harm a chi'--' The L? ll f 1 ''"'^ ""^'^ I>everai.e« 
 
 -ell. They are al 4s ,uiet waf o, . 1 '""^"''^^^'-^ •^'^''y, =md sleej, 
 ai>le, and aUiative\:f S,^]^^ . ^ ..ithJi^^^^^^ ^^'"^^ 
 
 ^.^nosphe..U.ont us iml in^^Sl^.r ^th: p^^l^ ^V'^ ''^^'^ 
 =.]>ace. ^\ e begin ^o compreheiul what life is f.lr ' ' ^ ' ^■'■•'^^' '^■'"^ 
 
 / 
 
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 ,y 
 
11(> 
 
 " HEWAHK. WOMAN I" 
 
 
 tia had an Italian f'iirm on lii« hack. W»- could Imv(! fVIt iitHiient if we 
 h:ul l)een ofKcially survived and fenced in. Wo olioso to Iiuvi! three l.atli- 
 taihH, and Itii^p ono.s-tub.s suited to the dij,'nity of anstocnits wiio hud 
 re.il estate, and bron<,'lit it with them. Aft<u- \ve were .stripped and liad 
 tiikeu the Hr,-(t oliilly dash, we discovered that liauntin^ atrocity that Jia.s 
 eiubittered our liv\is in .so many cities and viUa^'es of Italy and France - 
 there was no so.v;.. I caUed. A woman answered, anci I l.arely ]iad 
 time to throw my.self against the door -.she would have been 'in, in 
 another second. [ said ; 
 
 "Beware, woman! (Jo away from here — f,'o away, now, or it will ix- 
 tlu^ worse for you. [ am an unprotected male, but I will |>icserve inv 
 honor at the p;M'il of my life ! " 
 
 Tlie.se words must have frij,ditened her. for she skiirried awa^ \civ 
 fast. 
 
 Dan's ^oice rose on the air: 
 "Oh, briT)!j: some soap, why don't yovi I" 
 'Jlie rej)ly was Italian. J)an resumed: 
 
 "Hoaj), you know— soaj). Tiiat is what I want — soap. S-o-a-p. .Mia].; 
 R-o-p-e, soaj) ; s-o-u-p, soap. liurry up ! I don't know how von Irisii spell 
 it, but I want it. Hpell it to .suit youi-self, but fetil: it. "I'm free/in"." 
 I heard the doctor say, imi)ressively : 
 
 '■Dan, how often liave we told yon that these forei,i;neis cannot undei-- 
 Rtaiid Enjrrlish ! Why will you not dejiend ujion us? Why will you not 
 tell ?^s• what yon want, and let us ask for it in the lanuiuii^e of the count)w? 
 It would save us a great deal of the humiliation y<)ur i-eprehensib"le 
 ifjnorance cati.ses us. J will address this jjcrson in liis mother ton-cue: 
 'Here, oospetto! coi-jkj di L^aecol Sacramento! Solferino!- Soap, you'.son 
 of .1 <r,iu :' Dan, if you wonld let ?m talk for yon, yon would never expose 
 your i<i;norant vulgarity." 
 
 Kven this fluent discharge of Italian did not bring the .soaj) at once, 
 but there was a good reason for it. There Wius not s\ich an article about 
 tliP establishnient. It Is my belief that there never had been. They 
 Iiiive to send far up town, and to :-ieveral ditlerent places before thev 
 finally got it, .so they said. We had to wait twenty oi- thirty minute.s. 
 The same thing liad occurred the evening l)efore, at th«i hotel, f think 
 T have divined the reason for this state of things at las(. The English 
 know how to travel comfortably, and they carry soap with them ; othei- 
 f(5reigners do not u.se the article. 
 
 A.t every hotel we stop at we always have to send out for soaji, at the 
 last moment, Avhen we are grooming oursehes for dinner, and they ))ut 
 it in the bill along with the candles and other nonsense. In Marseilles 
 Iho make half the fancy toilet soaj) we consume in America, but the 
 Marseillaise only have a v.-igue theoretical ide;i of its use, which thev 
 have obtained from books of travel, just as they Inive accjuired an 
 iiucertain notion of clean .shirts, and the peculiarities of the gorilla, and 
 other curious matters. This reminds me of ]»oor Blucher's nott> to the 
 liindloi-d in Pans : 
 
AN ILF.I .STHIOI .S l'AINTIN(.. 
 
 117 
 
 Jll.irciiKi:." 
 I .vrn.«,strato(l Mgainst the .sending of tl.is noto fK-oins.. if u-..« .. 
 |mx..l uj, that tlK, Jandlonl would n.-v^^r b. ablo tJ^ ^a^S tl^ ^ 
 
 Fn!S"n' ^■'^"'■'\^^ 'f Hnongl.J.nt it is not much wor«o than tf.o 
 huKhsh o u. finds in advertisements all over Italy every dav C 
 
 A 
 
 *'/ 
 
 it 
 f 
 
 ^^ 
 
 "NOTl.SH." 
 
 is I.'m l'''''./"'^i' '1''"'' ^!"' ^''^ ^' '•■*"' 't"'v '"Hi most snnerl. 
 IS liuiKlsoiiic locate Oil tlu! lic.st .situation oi' tl,,. l.L-,. v.Tfi Vi ' 
 
 Here, in Milan, in an ancient tumble-down rm'n nf •■ nl,„. i • w 
 mo,,,.„f„l wreck of tl,e„«t celebrated 11,^,,]; tt ",t 
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 AMATKlll H.AI'TI HKS. 
 
 /ri.is laraompl, ,,-c,aIls thv pietmv. '< Tl,<. Lust Supi.er" is imintiHl on 
 tLo .lilapi.late;! wall of what was a littl.- chapel attached t<. the i.min 
 church ui ancient tunes, I suppose. It is hatte.e.i and scarred in every 
 direction and stained and discolored by time, and Napoleon's horse 
 fcH!ke.d the legs otF most the disciples when thev (the horses, not the 
 disciples.) were stal)led there more than half a ceiiturv ago. 
 
 r recognized the old picture in a moment the Savicmr with howed 
 Jiead .seated at the centre of a long, rough tal.le with scattering fruits 
 and dishes ui)on It, and six disciples on either side in their Ion-' rohe.s 
 talking to each other -the i)icture froui which all engravings and all 
 copu>s havo been made for three centuries. Perhaj-s no livii,.' man has 
 ever known an attempt to paint tlie Lord's Siippei- ilitterentlv Tlie 
 world seems to liave become settled in the beli(,f, Ion- ago, that "it is not 
 liossil)le tor iuiman genius to outdo this creation of Da Vinci's. I suppo.se 
 ])a.inters will go „„ copying it as long as any of the original is left visible 
 to the eye. Tlieiv were a dozen esusels in the room, and as manv artists 
 traiisterring the great i)icture to their canvas3s. Fifty proofs 'of steel 
 engravings and lithographs were scatteretl around, too. ' And as usual J 
 could not help noticing liow suiSerior the copies were to the ori-'inal that 
 IS, to my inexi.erienced eye. Wherever you tind a Raphael, a Kiibens, 
 a. iMicLael Angelo, a Caracci, or a Da Vinci (and we see them every day ) 
 you hiid artists copying them, and the co])ies are always the hand.^omt^st 
 JMay lie the originals were handsome when they were new, but they are 
 not now. 
 
 This picture is about thirty feet long, and ten or twelve high, T .should 
 think, and the figures are at least life si/e. It is one of the lai-.^est 
 jtAintings in Europe. " 
 
 The colors are dimmed with age; the countenances are scaled and 
 niarretl, and nearly all expression is gone from them ; the hair is a dead 
 blur upon the Mall, and there is no life in the eyes. Only the attitudes 
 aite certain. 
 
 • ^^*^1»^^,*''«"**' 1»^''^ ft'o"' »11 l'"i't« of the world, and glorify this master- 
 piece. They st,vn.l entranced before it with bated breath and i)arted 
 Jips, and when they speak it is only in the catchy ejaculations of rapture- 
 
 " O, Avonderful ! " ' 
 
 "Such e.xiiression ! "' 
 
 " Such grace of attitude : " 
 
 '' Such dignity ! " 
 
 *' Such faultless drawing ! '" 
 
 " Such matchle.ss coloriiu-- 1 "' 
 
 " Such feeling ! " 
 
 " What delicacy of touch ! " 
 
 "What sublimity of conception I " 
 
 " A yisioii I a yisiou I " 
 
 I only envy these peoi)le; I envy tlieni their honest admiration, if it 
 be honest— their delight, if they feel delight. I harbor no animosity 
 towai-d any of them. But at the same time the thought ?^v7/ intnide 
 
irNIXSI'IKKl) CKITICS. 
 
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 itself 1II.011 me, How can they see wlmt 
 
 think 
 
 is not vi.sihif { Wlmt would wf 
 
 man wJio looked at some i. 
 
 i^ieopatra, and sai.i: "What nn:td;i;:;^i;;;:;;r; ^ wh J'.;:?""'wl;; 
 
 exprcs.s,on '.' What would you think <.f a n.anVho «a u," .a d h ^ 
 
 SS-'trf "^'"'^-^^I'l-^y! -hat fi.elin,: wla t HdlllS^ 
 ot colonn^r! What would you think of a man who stared in ecstacv 
 upon a desert of stun.ps and said: -Oh, „,v soul, n.v l"ati Z?^?^ 
 what a noble forest is hero ! " ' """'"'• "* "'^' 
 
 You would think that those men had an astonishinj,' talent for s.-ein.- 
 things that had a ready passed away. It was what 1 though wn? 
 stood l,ef\,re vhe Last Huppe,- and heard n.en apostrophizing wd J 
 und beaut.eH anc perfections which ha.l fa.Ied ol.t of the i^.- ,. 1 
 
 gone a hundred yea,-s before they were born. We .-an i na. e 1 ' 
 Huu y that was once n, an aged face ; we can iuK.gine the fores f we 
 Hoetho,s,uni>s; butwecan not ab.solutely m- the;,- things when the 
 .ire not there I am willing to boliev(, that the eve of the pr ctke 1 
 
 in of It ,s left supply H t nt that has faded away, restore an e.xpres^n 
 hat IS gone; imtch and color, and add to the dull canvas until at 
 ts hgures shall .stand before him aglow with the life, the fee in ' 1, 
 treshne,ss, yea. with all the noble beauty that was thi.ii's wlienfl,. Tth v 
 came from the han.l of the master. Bnt I can not work lisnl' 
 
 Jn:;innhe;f ""^"^^'""" -'-''- ''•• '^- - "" ^'-y -^y ^^^y 
 
 After reading s.. much about it, I am .satisfied that the La«t Suoihm' 
 was a very miracle of art once. But it was three hundred vear>:a<;o^ 
 It vexes me to hear people talk so glibly of " feeling," - expression " 
 
 arf th.t" t ''' t'' T^y '^^^l"'"'"' ""'^ inexpensi^;' teehni aS of 
 art that make such a tine show in conversations concernin.^ pictures 
 There iH not one man in seventy-live hundred that can tell u^/uul ic re 1 
 face IS intended to expi-ess. There is not one man in five hundred h^ 
 can go into a court-room and be sure that he will not niis ake s ,nt 
 
 Ye7Ze"""";' f n J"7""" f-the»>lack-heai-teda.s.sassinoutS 
 let some people talk of "character" and presume to interpret 
 expression m pictures. There is an an old story that Matthews't e 
 actor, was once laudmg the ability of the human face to express the 
 
 ou?n "f '"f r' ^"^''^^" "' *^'^ ^"•-«*- He said the cou lenance 
 could disclose what was passing in the heart plainer than the toiigue 
 
 " DerCi^r '"'''^' " "'''"'"*' ""'^ face— what does it express ?" 
 
 '' Ra-e r ^''^''"^''^■'' ''^'^'^^"^ i-esignation ! What does t/m exj.ress ?" 
 
 " StutF ! it means terror ! 77tw "' 
 
 " Imbecility !" 
 
 •^' Fool 1^ It is smothered ferocity : Xow this .' 
 
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 hcf it iiit'jiiis iiisa 
 
 iiity 
 
 Sf,li ;Won ! TVc.j.l.! cdolv pirhwi' to iviul it who would tliiiik 
 
 on tli(! obelinifH of i 
 
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 '"'" * ' ' '' ' ' >*'t ♦'"'.v arc fully lis coiiipotont to (krtiif one 
 
 ■ iK'diil two very iiit<'lli;,'i'iit t-riticH Hin-iik of 
 i''<;ii(i.)ii (now ill fill. iiiiisiMiiiiiit Sovillc,) wiUiiii 
 
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 iiif,' as llio otliiT. I liavf lioanl" tw 
 
 Murillo's liiimaiMilati- ( 
 
 tlid past fow (layH. Oil*' saiij 
 
 ■Oil. til." Vii 
 
 •;,'iiis fact' is full of tl rstacy of a )o\ tli 
 
 that Icavfs iiotliiiio' riiort' to lie iIcMiivil on i-artli 
 Tlie other said : 
 
 K't' is Ko Imiiililc 
 
 at iH coiiii>i('t«i 
 
 *• All, that woiid.'ifiil f 
 as Words ciaild sav it : 
 N\ ill 1)0 doiK^ ; .sustain Thou Thv servant 
 
 I fi'iir ; I tremble ; I 
 
 so jileadiiiK it says as jilainlv 
 
 ni unworthy. Hut 'I'hy 
 
 Tl 
 
 :ie reader c.in see the pietun- in any drawiierrooin ; it can 1 
 
 reeo^'iiized ; tlu Virgin (thv onl 
 
 »e easu 
 
 tl 
 
 le ereseent of the new niooi:, will 
 
 her, and inore coniiiiL; • her hands are ei'ossed 
 her uplifted eountenane.' falls a Ldorv of the I 
 
 y yoiinLrand really IxNiutifuI Viin-in thiit 
 
 s in 
 1. 
 
 a.s ever painted hy one of the old masters, some of us think,) stand 
 
 I a iiiiiltitudeof eheruhs ho\ 
 
 lovenii'' al) )iit 
 
 upon Jier breast, and upon 
 
 annise 
 
 yeiitl 
 
 hims"lf, if 111! chooses, ii 
 
 leavens, 
 
 Tl 
 
 did it. 
 
 emeu read the Viri'in 
 
 1 ti-vin<' to deterini 
 
 10 reader mi 
 
 iiy 
 IK* which of these 
 
 s "expre.sHion" ari.:.lit, or if either of the 
 
 'Ml 
 
 Al 
 
 ly oUH Av]„, in iicjiiainled with the old mastei 
 
 s will eompi-eliend liow 
 
 itHich the Last Supjier is daina-<..l when F say that the .spectator cm not 
 leally tell, now, whether the disciples are Hebrews or Italians. These 
 aneient pamti-rs never succeeded in denationaliziii-,' themselves The 
 Italian artists painted Italian Vir-iiis, the Dutch painted Dutcli Virtnns 
 the Vn-^Mnsol the Fivnch painters were Frendnvomen— none of tliem 
 ever put into the face of tlu; Madonna that indescribable .somethin.' which 
 proclaims the Jewess, wliether you find her in New York, in Constanti- 
 nople, m Paris, Jerusalem, or in the Empire of Morocco. I saw in the 
 hanUN> ,ch Islands, once, a picture, copied by a talented German artist 
 trom an engravm,!,' m one of the American illustratod papers. It wa,s an 
 iillegory, representing; :\rr. Davis in the act of signing a seccssi'n, ui or 
 some such document. Over him Jiovere.l :he ghost of Washvn<»iup n 
 warning attitude, and in the background a troop of shadowy sohboi-s in 
 ( ontmental uniform were limping with shoeless, bandaged feet through a 
 ilnvmg snow-.storm. Valley Forge was suggested, of course. The copy 
 seemed accurate, an.l yet tliere was a discrepancy somewhere. After a 
 long exai iT-ation I discovered what it was— the shadowy soldiers were 
 all Germai. ' Toll Davis was a German ! even the liovering ghost was 
 a (rermaii gj. ' Tlie arti.st had uncon.sciously worked his nationality 
 ii.to the pic*,-...i-, 'i,) tei: tiie truth. I am getting a little perplexed about 
 ./ohn the I..j..r t .,nu i.i.s portrait' In France I finally grew reconciled 
 toinmasa I'.-; o . ircm; here :'h is unquestionably an Italian. What 
 next ( (.an j.t be possible that the painters m.'ike. Ji)hn the Bapti.st a 
 Spamar.i in Madrid and an Irishnuui in Dublin ^ 
 
A WO.NDr.Ulll. KCIIO. - A KISS I rltl A KKANC. 121 
 
 W.. took mi o,H.n iMioud... .m.l .Irnv. two mil. .s out of iMilau to '..eo 
 
 .e r.-ho, as t ... k„kK. ..x,.,...s.s..,1 it. Tlir ron.l wn.s sn.ooti,, it was LunlcrtHl 
 
 by trt.eHtH.ld. a.ul ,cn>ssy Ma.a.Iows. an.l tlu, soft air was (iii.,! with L„ 
 
 .Klor ol lowers. IVoops of ,.i..t„n.s,,.M. p.-asant «i.is, cani,.. f.-om work 
 
 -out... a „., sI,o„t,., at us. Maul., all .nan.a.p ..f Kaia.. of us. „m.1 ..ntiroly 
 
 d.W l.ink t ,u:.. truvv.sy, .•oniautie. umwmsI.,.,1 iH-a.saut -iris I ln„| ,-. i, 
 
 inadi iiLout n. poetry we.v a j^larin;,' liau.l. " 
 
 sighi-HcSIir' "'"'•'"'"'• '^ "'" "" '-''i'i'-"ti"K '-li-f r.uu. tir..so„., 
 W.| ,listres.s...l ,ans:,.lv..s v.^ry littl,. al,out th.- astonisl.in;^ ,,.l.o tia. .^,i,Jo 
 alke.l so much al.,a.t. We w.-ro ^x-owing acrusto.ued to ........niums 
 
 v.m.lers that too oi ,■,. proved no wou.l..rs at all. .\nd so wo w.-r.. uu\l 
 aipj.dy d.sappon.ted to tin.l in th.. s...,uel that tla- ^mide had even faiie.l 
 to ris.. to tla. .na,i,'Mi(ude of his sul.ject. 
 
 We arriv...! at a tunil.l..-down old rookery called th.. Palazzo Sinuaietti 
 
 a u.as,sive hewu-ston<, affair .x-eupi...! by a fanuly of ragg..,l Italians A 
 
 ,'ood-h,..k.-,,.younf,.,nrleon.lueted us t.. a win.h.w o.rtho neon.l floor 
 
 Khh,okedout,mac.a.rtw«ra.,louthr..e .si.l.^s by tall huildin^^s. Who 
 
 mt her hea.i out at tho wnalow and shouted. The .^eho answr.^l uioiv 
 
 "she shout"; ".'"''^ "•";''• ■ f'^ '"''^' ■•' •'^•'""'^"'^' *'"'"l-t -J thro .gh 
 It slui sliout.-.l, sliarp aial ipiick, a sinyl.. ** 
 
 " Ha I" the eclio answered : 
 
 " ila I- ha : h,i : 1,,^ .__j„^ ,. j^.^ , j,^^ , Ji-a-a-a-a-a '" 
 
 an. hual y went otf int.j a rollicking convulsion .,f the joUicst laughter 
 
 ZLT r ;'""^;"r'- ^* ^''^^ «*» .loyful- so h.ng cuutiaue.?-Bo 
 |ei^..ctl^ conhal an.l h.-arty, that every l,o.ly was tbrcxl to join h^ 
 1 liere was no resisting it. • 
 
 Then the girl took a gun an.l tired it. We stood nnidy to count the 
 astonishing clatter of revorhrations. W.. cuhl not sav on,., two Uiree 
 flust enough but we c.ml,l ,l..t our note-books with 'our jencilpoiuS 
 aln.,st rapully enough to take down a sort of short-han.l report of tll^ 
 
 I sel down fifty-tw., distinct repetitions, and then the echo g.,t th« 
 
 '^i^^li^al Z- J'" ;'"''"; ''' ^""" •^•^*>-*'""'-' ""'1 thenceforth tho 
 no o r *""/'f ,^»- ^""'' '^l^*- Aft(.r the separate concussions couhj 
 ZfTf "'^'' *" ^■«^'«'-'^^'-'^ti«'^« 'l^vin.lle.1 to a wihl, long-sustained 
 clatter of sounds such as a watchman's rattle produces. t islikely that 
 this IS the most remarkable echo in the world ^ 
 
 ^b.icrwhenO '"•'""*,' f"'"'? ';' 4««tJ'^y«"ng girl, and was taken a little 
 ^back when she said he might for a franc ! The ccmimonest gallanti-v 
 compelled him to stand by his offer, and so he paid the franc andCk ti^ 
 
 ni^vthiiHr fof" " u'"', ^"^ f ^^^'^^ *^""^' *" ^'""'-^^ ^'"1 «''« ^id not care 
 anytJimg for one paltry kiss, because she had a million left. Then our 
 
 comrade, always a shrewd business man. offered t,ot,.k». the ^hfio .„-„„ 
 
 *.t thirty days, but that little financial .scheme was a failur.. "' ^" 
 
 
CHAPTER XX 
 
 WE left Milan by rail. Tlio Catliedral six or wveii miles behind us 
 — vast, dreamy, blueish snow-clad mountains twenty miles in 
 front of us,— these were the accented points in the scenery. The more 
 immediate scenery consi.sted of lields and form-houses outside the car. 
 and a monster-headed dwarf and a moustached woman insitle it. These 
 latter were not show-peojjle. Alas, deformity and female^ l)eards are too 
 common in Italy to attract attention. 
 
 We passed through a range of wikl, i(ictures(pie hills, steep, wooded, 
 cone sliaped, with rugged crags projecting liere and there, and with 
 dwellings and ruinous castles perclied awav up toward the drifting 
 clouds. We lunched at the curious old town\)f C^omo, at the foot of the 
 lake, and then took the small steamer and liad an afternoon's pleasure 
 excursion to this place, — Bellagio. 
 
 When we walked ashore, a ijarty of policemen (people whose cocked 
 hats and showy uniforms would shame the finest tmiform in the military 
 service of the ITnited State.s,) put us into a lit^tle stone cell and locked us 
 ni. We had the wliole passenger list for company, but their room would 
 have been preferable, for there was no light, there were no windows, no 
 ventilation. It was close and liot. We were much crowded. It was 
 the Black Hole of Calcutta on a small scale. Presentlv a smoke rose 
 about our feet— a smoke that smelt of all the dead things of earth, of all 
 the putrefaction aiul corruj)tion imaginable. 
 
 We were there five minutes, and when we got out it was hard to tell 
 which of us carried the vilest fragrance. 
 
 These miserable outcasts called that " fumigating" us, and the term 
 was a tame one indeed. They fumigated us to guard themselves against 
 the cholera, though we hailed from no infected port. We had left the 
 cholera far behind \is all the time. However, thev must keep e]jidemics 
 away somehow or other, and fumigation is cheaper than soaj). Tliey 
 must either wash themselves or fumigate other people. Some of the 
 lower classes had rather die than wash, but the fumigati )n of strangers 
 causes them no pangs. They need no fumigation themselves. Their 
 habits make it unnecessary. They carry their i<reventivo with them ; 
 they sweat and fumigate all the day long. I trust I am a liumble and a' 
 consistent Christian. I try to do what is right. I know it is my duty 
 to " pray for them that despitefully use me ;" and therefore, hard an it 
 
 •m.f ' 
 
NHIHT IIV THK I.AKK Ol' COMO. 
 
 1: 
 
 lard to tell 
 
 IS, I Hhall still try to pni y for these fiuaif,'!itiu-,'s, mf,coaroiii -stuffing or'--aii 
 •grinders. ^ '^ 
 
 Our hotel sits at tiie water's ed^'c at least its frout t;aruen does- and 
 we walk among the shrubbery and smoke at twiliirht; wo look afar oft" 
 at Switzerland and the Alps, and feel an indolent willinivness to look no 
 closer; we go down the steps and swim in tlu^ lake; we take a shapely 
 little boat and uail abroad among the i-efleotions of the stars- lie on the 
 thwarts and listen to the distant laughter, the singing, the soft melody of 
 tiutes and guitars that comes floating across the water from pleasiu-in.' 
 gondoL-us; we close the evening with exasperating billiards on one of those 
 same old execerable tables. A midnight luncheon in our ami)le bed- 
 chamber; a final smoke in its contracted Nei-anda facing the water, the 
 gardens and the mountains; a summing up of the day's events. Then to 
 bed, with drow.sy brains lird-as.sed with a ma<l i)anorama that mixes ui> 
 pictures of France, of Italy, of the shij., of tlu, ocean, of home, in grotesque 
 and bewildering disorder. Then a melting awa^• of familiar faces, of cities 
 and of tossing waves, into a great calm of foriretfidness and ))eace 
 
 After which the nightmare. 
 
 Breakfast in the morning, ami then tiie Lake. 
 
 I did not like it yesterday. I thought Lak«, Tahoe w;is wm-h finer I 
 liave to confess no^^■, however, that my judgment erred .somewhat, thou-h 
 not extravageutly. I always had an idea that (^omo was u vast basin'()f 
 water, like Tahoe, shut in by great mountains. Well, the border of huce 
 mountains is here, but the lake itself is not a basin. It is as crooked as 
 any brook, and only from one-quarter to t\s-o-thirds as wide as the 
 Mississippi. There is not a yard of low ground on either side of it- 
 nothing but endless chains of mountains that spring abruptly from the 
 water's edge, and tower to altitudes %aiying from a thousan.l to two 
 thousand feet. Their craggy sides are clothed with vegetation, and white 
 s])ecks of hou,ses peej) out from the luxuriant foliage everywhere; they are 
 even perched upon jutting and picturescjue pinnacles a thousand feet 
 above your heiul. 
 
 Again, for miles along the shores, handsome country seats, sun-ounded 
 by f^vrdens and groves, sit fairly in the water, sometiines in nooks cawed 
 by Nature out of the viue-hmig precipices, and with no ingi'es.i or egi'ess 
 save by boats. Some have great broad stone staircases leading dowi to 
 the water, with heavy st(jne balustrades ornan.ented with statuary and 
 fancifully adorned with creeping vines and bright-colored flowers— "for all 
 the world like a droi)-curtain in a theatre, and lacking nothing but lon.v- 
 waisted, high heeled women and plumed gallants in silken tights comimr 
 down to go serenading in the splendid gondola in waiting. 
 
 A great feature in ("omo's attractiveness is the muftitude of prettv 
 houses and gardens that clusttn- upon its shores and on its mountain sides 
 Ihey look so snug and so homolike, and at eventide when everythin-- 
 seemed to .slumber, and the music of the vesper bolls comes .stealing over 
 the water, one almost believes that no wlusre else than on the Lake of 
 Como caiithei-e be found such a paradise of tranquil repose. 
 
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124 
 
 ITS Sl'EXEftV. 
 
 
 From my window Jn-iv in Bellas,-!,,, J have .•. view of the other huU 
 ut tlie hike now, whicli is as hfuutiful as a picture. A scfirnHl aurl 
 wrinkled precipice rises to a height .,f ei-hteen hundred feet ; on a tiny 
 .ench halt-way .q, its vast wall, sits a little snow-Hake of a cliurch, no 
 .iMxer than a n.artin-box, apparently ; skirtinir the base of the cliff are a 
 iiuiK red oran<re -roves and -aivlens, flecked with glimpses of the wliite 
 ^Iwellings that are buried in theui ; in front, three or four gondolas lie. 
 Mile upon the water -and in the burnished mirror of the lake, mountain 
 chapel, Jiouses, groves and bonts are counterfeited so brightly and so 
 < Icar y that one? scarcc^'iiows whei'e the reality leaves off and the rellec- 
 tion begins I 
 
 The surroundings of this picture are tine. A niih^ away, a grove- 
 puiiied promontory juts far into the Like and glasses its palace in the 
 'lue ((eptJis : in midstream a. boat is cutting tlie shining surface and 
 loaving a long track behiiul. like a ray of light : the mountains behind 
 4ire veiled in a dreamy purple hiue ; far in the opposite direction a. 
 tumblwl niass ot domes and verdant slopes and valleys bars the lake 
 and here indeed does distance lend enchantment to the view--for on 
 this broad canvas, sun nnd clouds and the richest atmospheres ha.V(. 
 hlended a tliousand tints together, and over its surface the filmy liglits 
 aiul shadows drift, liour after hour, and glorify it with a beauty tliat 
 seems reliecte.I ont of Heaven itself. Beyond 'all (pie.stion, this is tlie 
 most voluptuous scene we have yet looked upon. 
 
 hast night the scenery was striking and picturesque. On the other 
 si.le crags and trees and snowy houses were reflected in the lake witli 
 a Monderful distinctness, and streams of light from many a distant win- 
 dow shot far abroad over the .still watei-s. On this side, near at hand 
 .gr(!at mansions, white with moonlight, glared out from the midst of 
 masses of foliage that lay black and shapeless in the shadows that fell 
 troin the clifl above--and down in the margin of the lake every feature 
 of the weird vision was faithfully re2)eate(l. 
 
 To-day we have idled through a won<ler of a garden, attached to a 
 tJucal estate— but enough of description is enough. I judge. I expect 
 that this was the same place the gardener's son deceived the I.ady of 
 liyon s with; but I do not know. Yon may have heard of the pa.ssa<n5 
 >;omewhere : * in 
 
 ^ "A (loop vale. 
 
 MuU out by Alpine liills Cioin th« riulc workl, 
 
 Nuar 11 clear lake inar>;ii)p(l by fruits of irold 
 
 And whispering myrtles : 
 
 (ilassing softest skies, eloudkss, 
 
 Save with rare and roseate sluidows ; 
 
 .\ palace, lifting to eteinal heaven its marbled wal];., 
 
 From out a glossy bower of coolest foliage, musical with birds." 
 
 That is all very Mell, except the "clear" part of the lake. ]t 
 <>ertainly i.s clearer than a great many lakes, but how dull its 
 waters ai-e compared with the wonderful transparence of I^ko 
 
COMO COMPARKl* WITH TAH(H:. ]•).-, 
 
 TahoL. : r speak of the x\o,tl. .sl.o.-e of T.ho,., whe.v om- cm ooui.t tl... 
 scal.sonatrout.t,.,cl.pthof. h„ndml un.l eighty fe 't 1 1 . v ,- 
 to ^..t Ins statenumtolf at ,.„• hero, l.ut with uoluc-o.ss so I ■ ve '• 
 
 ])nvatoly concerned, I abate not a jot of the H , al Hsse.ton tl, ."''' 
 
 (a t.<n,t of the large km.l,) at a depth of a hunchvd and ri,d»tv fee 
 may see every pebble on the button)^ nii-dit even con.,/ ..,'•<• 
 inns. People talk of the transparent ;;tl ; o^^e M^X i:«! "> 
 Acenpnleo, but n. n>y own experieiu'e 1 know they c<u7 no "cmSu e 
 with those 1 am s,u,akin. of T have fished f^.r troJt, '1^,^ 3^ 
 a nieasur(!d dei.t h of ei'ditv-fonr fo..*- T I.., xi '-•""Jt, ana at 
 
 to the bait, ani 1 couKS I "; L\ :^r ':Z ^tlT T ' f; "T 
 have seen the trout themselves at Tli.; dE.Jet. t'o pe;/:;'' ''"""> 
 As I go back in spirit and recall that nol.h- s.a, renosin- -unun.^. rl, • 
 snow-peaks six thousand feet above the oee„. tC ■ " 
 
 stn.ng „po„ ,,, again, that (!o.n.w"d^:k^;TlX\';>^^^ 
 eoiu-tier in that august pi-esenc(,. ' •^''^"' ''^*'" 
 
 ve^'Z,r^ rlbo ''^r^' "r'*'^"^' ''" L^^gislatnre that still troni year to 
 Neai permits Tahoe to retain its unmusical co-nonien ' ^rilioV ' T 
 
 I am satisM it ,va.s „a„,,,l bv tjll jl,l^ f -nt.v-.im,, .ly ,t ,» D.gj,^. 
 
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126 
 
 MKKTING A SHIPSIATK. 
 
 But I am growing luuvliablt;. I will return to my comparison of tho 
 Lakes. Como is a little deejier than Tahoe, if people here tell the truth. 
 Tliey say it is eighteen hmidred feet deep at this jjoint, but it does not 
 look a dead enough Ijhie for that. Tahoe is one thousand five hundred 
 and twenty-five feet deep in tlie centre, by the State C^eologist's measurement. 
 They say the great i)eak opposite this town is five thousand feet iiigh ; 
 but I feel sure that throe thousand feet of that statement is a goo(J 
 honest lie. Tlie lake is a mile wide, here, and maintains about that 
 width from this point to its northern extremity — which is distant sixteen 
 miles; from here to its southern extremity— say tifteen miles— it is not 
 over half a mile wide in any place, T "^should thiidc. Its snow-clad 
 niountains one hears so nuu;h idtout are only seen occasionallv, and then 
 in the distance, the Alps. Tahoe if from ten to eighteen miles wide, and 
 its mountains shut it in like a wall. Their summits are never free from 
 snoAv the year round. One thing about it is very strange ; it never has 
 oven a skim of ioe ujwn its surface, although lakes in the same ran^^o 
 of mountains, lying in a lower and warmer temperatm-e, freeze over Tn 
 winter. 
 
 It is cheerful to meet a. shipmate in these out-of-the-way places and 
 compare notes with him. We have found one of ours here— an old soldier 
 of the war, who is seeking bloodless adventures and re.st from his 
 cam])aigns, in these sunny lands.* 
 
 * Col. J. lIiutoN- FosTKi:, editor of a Pittsbiu-gli journal, iind a most estimable 
 geiitleinan. As tlicsu sla-ota aru bciii^ prci>are<l for tlie Jue.ss, I am pained to learn 
 ot h!s deoea.se shortly after liis rotura home— M. '1'. 
 
 Im. 
 
CHAPTER XXT. 
 
 .£;» 
 
 Wh voyiV,t;t'<l l,y .stmiaor down tlif> F.a-o ,li J.ecoo, through wild 
 mountaii. scenery, and by lianih'ts an<l viUas. and disembarked at 
 the town of Lecco. Fhey said it was two hours, l.v earriage. to th« 
 ancient city of Bergamo, and tliat we wo,dd arrive there in good Hcasou 
 tor tlie railway train. We got an open barouclie and a wild, boisterous 
 .Inveis and set out It was delightful. We ha.l a fast team and a 
 perfectly smooth road. There were towering clitis on our l(>ft and the 
 pretty Lagodi Lecco on our right, and every no\v and then it rained on 
 us. Just before, startin.g, the driv.-r picked uj., in the street, a scump of 
 u cigar an inch long, and put it in his mouth. When he had carried it 
 thus about an hour, I thought it would be onlv (liristian charity to -iv« 
 him a light I handed him my cigai-, which I had just lit, and he init it 
 m his mouth and returned his stum], to his pocket ! I never saw a more 
 sociable man. At least I never saw a uu.n who was more sociable on a 
 slioi-t acquaintance. 
 
 We saw interior Italy now. The houses were of .solid stone, and not 
 often in good repair. The peasants and their child.-en were idle, as a 
 general thing, and the donkeys; and chickr-ns mad(. themselves at home 
 in drawing-room and bed-chamber and were not molested. The drivers 
 ot each and every one of the slow-moving market-carts we met were 
 stretched ni the sun upon their inerchandiz-, sound asleep. Every tliree 
 or four hundred yards, it seemed to me. we came uj.on the shrine of some 
 saint or otiier— a rude picture of him buili: into a huge cross or a stone 
 pillar by the i-oad-side— some of the pictures of the tSaviour were curiosi-' 
 ties 111 their way. They represented him stretched upon the cross his 
 •countenance distorted with agony. From tin* wounds of the crown of 
 t lonis ; from the j.ierced side ; from the mutilated hands and feet • from 
 the scourged body-from every hand-breadth of his person streams of 
 i.lood were flowing '. Such a gory, ghastly spectacle would frighten tlie 
 children out ot their sen.s-es. i should tliink. There were .some unique 
 auxiliaries to the painting which added to its spirited efiect These 
 were genuine wooden ami iron implements, and were prominently disiiosexl 
 round about the figure ; a bundle of nails ; the liammer to drive them • 
 the sponge ; the reod tliat saj)ported it ; the cup of vinegar ; the ladder 
 :or the ascent of the cross : the si.ear that pierc<nl the Saviour's side, 
 liie crown of th'jrns was male of real thorns, and was nailed to the 
 
 
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 sacred lioad. In somn Italian churoli-piiintiivj^s, own by tlif old musters, 
 the Saviour and tlio Vir;,'in wore silver or ;,'ilde(l crowns that are fasteneil 
 to the pictured head with nails. Tlio etlcH;t is as i,'rott!sque as it is 
 incongruous. 
 
 Here and there, on the fronts of roadsidt; inas, we found huge, coars.> 
 frescoes of suHering niai-tyrs like those in the slu-inos. It eould not have 
 diniinislied their sutlerings any to he so uncoutldy represented. We 
 were in the heart and home of priestcraft — of a happy, eh(>eiful, contented 
 ignorance, superstition, degradation, pt)verty, indolenc(\ and everlasting 
 unaspiring worth Itissness. And we said fervently, it suits these peajjle 
 precisely ; let them enjoy it, along with the other animals, and Ifeaveii 
 forbid that they he molested. IIV feel no malice toward the.se fumigators. 
 
 We jiassed through the strangest, funniest, undrea)n])t-of old tt)wns, 
 wedded to the customs and stee]ied in the di'eams of the elder ages, ami 
 perfectly unaware that the world turns round ! ^\ud perfectly indifferent, 
 too, as to M-hethev it turns round or stands still. T/ipi/ have nothing to 
 do hut to eat and sleep and sleep and eat, and toil a little when they can 
 get a friend to stand by and keej) them awake. T/n'// ai-e not paid for 
 thinking— ^/(ey are not paid t6 fret about the world's concerns. Thev 
 were not resjjectable people — they were not worthy people — they wen* 
 not learned and wis(< and brilliant people — ^but in their breasts, all their 
 stupid lives long, resteth a pteace that passeth miderstanding ! How can 
 men, calling tlieni.selves meU; consent to be .so degraded and hapi)y. 
 
 We whisked by many a gray old medieval castle, clad thick with ivy 
 that swung its green banners down from towers and turrets whoi-e once 
 some old Crusader's flag had floated. The driver pointed to one of these 
 ancient fortresse.«, and said, (I translate) : 
 
 " Do you see that great iron liook that projects from the wall just 
 under the highest window in the ruined tower l" » 
 
 We said we could not see it at such a distanc<', but had no (hnibt ir 
 was thei-e. 
 
 "Well," he said, '-there is a legend connected with thtit iron hook. 
 Nearly seven Inmdred years ago, that castle was the ])roperty of the 
 noble Count Luigi Genuaro Guido Alphouso di (Jeuova — " 
 
 " What was his other name i" said Dan. 
 
 "He had no other name. The name I have spoken was all the name 
 lie had. He was the son of — " 
 
 " Poor but hone.st parents — that is all right — no^er mind the particulars 
 — ffo on with the legend." 
 
 THE LEGEND. 
 
 Well, then, all the world, at that time, wa,'^ iim wild excitement about 
 the Holy sepulchre. All the great feudal lords in Europe vrere pledging 
 their lands and })awning their plate to tit out men-at-arms so that the\ 
 might join the grand armies of Christendom and win renown in the Holy 
 Wars. The Count Luigi raised money, like the rest, and one mild 
 ^ptember moniing, anne*! with battle-axe, portcullis and tlui!ulc:''ng 
 
THItlLMN(i MKDIKVAI, IIOMANCK. 
 
 U'U 
 
 cu Venn, Jjo mle tJirou«li tlu, o-rvuvvs au.l hnvkU-vs of l.i.s dou\ou-W,u 
 V-, has ,,.Ul,ujta tvuo,. of ChnstiaM huu.lits as .v..,- steppo.l i, I ■! 1 
 
 l.a.l Ins swor, , Kxoah n.r. witl. hi,,.. His h,.a„tif,.l c.ount.ss a. ui h .• 
 .vom,. .iau.r hter wav..<I l,i,„ ,, t.a.-f,,! a.lin, f.-o,,. il,. battorin",.a s a I 
 h.,ttn.sses of tho ort.-eHs, a„,l h. -..Ih.p.nl away wit], a happy' h..','! 
 
 He „,a.U> a raid on ., un^^libori,,.- I.aron a.,.l c.u,„p]„t..l h ,; o,.lfit ' witi, 
 ho booty socuml. Ho thou raz.d th. .astl. tu til f;To,n„l, „,assa ,v 
 the fam, V a,,.! niovo.l o„. They w.mv har<lv f.lh.ws in the -n ,n h 
 daysofoh.valry. A as ! thoso days will „ovc.V ooiaeaKain. '^ 
 
 Count Luiiti ^o'ew h,«h ui fau,e i„ Hulv Lau.i. Ii.rpl„„.,,,i i,,u> thr 
 carua^oof a h,mdred batth^s, but his .oo.i Kxcalibur al Javs bro. "ht 1 . 
 
 STL i V^ «unm lon« uiarches ; he suile.vd huu^.v and 
 
 An V ' r '" '""'''.'■'• ^'" ''"^^'"i«l"''l i" loathsouu- pla^M.e-h'ospitals 
 
 And n,auy and u,any a tiu.e h.- thought of his hnod on -s at hou, ' u d 
 
 vonde,.e,l if all w,.s weU with then,. But his heart said. Peaee, i i 
 
 thy brother watohini,^ over thv household I . , .s 
 
 ''' * * * " * * ' * * -^ * 
 
 Forty-two years waxed and waned ; the goo.l ti^ht was won ; (io,|f,.ev 
 
 So'i;:s;:;;t:;idS::^'''''"''''' '-'- '-- ^■'" '-"- --^ *•- -•- 
 
 Twihi^ht was aj.proachin-. Kifty Harle.juins in Howin-- robes 
 
 pproached t us castle wearily, for they were on' foot. an<l the Ist o u 
 
 then- «>irn.ents betokeuo.1 that they had traveled fa, Tl,e> o erto 
 
 ™nt. a,ul asked Inn. if it were likely they could get Ibo, and a h 1 ! 
 
 mit It^r:;' r^^''^"""^^^^ "-• i^l--l-nce. au,oal 
 
 ^Hh^ H "'1 .•r^''\"r' "'*'' ^^''"'"""^ oounteuauce--"fc.r," 
 
 "Mairy." ,,uoth the pea.sant, "an' it please you,- worshiim ye ha.l 
 .etterjourneyuianyagood rood hence with yo',,,. ju-.di ! j-e, t " 
 trust your bones in yonder castle." ' " ' 
 
 "How now, sirrah!" exclaimed the chief n,onk. " exi.lain thy rib-dd 
 speech, or by'r Lady it shall go ],ard m ith thee." ^ ' 
 
 he.ur"s ioT* ".ountebank, 1 did but utter the truth that was in my 
 Le ,;h f ''T'^'*"'''*''* *'"^* ''"• >*'t^"t «>^'l tl'^ stout Count 
 
 he r ; d '" a|."\ "T^' 'T;' *■'" ?'^*'^'^ ^^••""••^* battlenxents would 
 
 " The good Lor\ Luigi r 
 
 of tt c uic wnxl ; r ''"' ?.'"r'^ • ^'^-^'-'^ ^^^'^-^ not known the filthers 
 
 none to iteifie ,"''?' ^"" ^"""'^^' ' "•^'''^''' ^^-^'^^ "»'' «»"« -'"t'' 
 
 uone to intoilere ; and whosoeyer would nught tarry in his halls in 
 
 %h for Holy^^^^^^^^^^^^ r ^'"'' '^""' *^'" «""^' '^«""* ^'^^'^ J^^''«' to 
 nght toi Holy Cross, and many a year hath Mown since word or token 
 
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130 
 
 TirniM.iNi; mk.uikvai, romanc^k. 
 
 have wt' liiifl of him. .Men say liis hones lit« blcacliin;; in tlic liclHs of 
 Palestine." 
 
 " And now ;" 
 
 *'.Vow.' (Soil 'a inercy, tlii' rniel liconanlo lofds it in the castle. Me 
 wrinj^s taxes from the poor; he I'ohs all innclern that journey i)y his 
 gates ; he spends his <lays in feuds and murders, and his nights in revel 
 and del)au(;h; he roasts the fathers of the elnireh U]>on his kitchen spits and 
 i-rijoyeth the same, calliiiij; it pastime. These thirty years Lui^'i's countess 
 liath not heeu seen by any Ik* in all this land, and many wh'sper that 
 she ))ines in the dungeons of the casth* foi' that sht; ■will not wed with 
 Leouai'ilo, sayiii,<i her dear lord stilj li\eth and that she will die ei'e she 
 prove false to him. They whisper likewise that lur daui,diter is a prisoner 
 lis well. Nay, tjjood jui:i,ders, seek ye I'efreshment other wheres. "iVere 
 better that ye perished in a Christian May than that ye pluni,'ed from off 
 yon dizzy towtM*. (Ji\ (* ye good day." 
 
 " (Jod kwp ye, gentle knave farewell." 
 
 Hut heedless oF tlii' peasant's Mai'hing, rhe players move<l strightwav 
 toward the castle. 
 
 Word was brought to Count Leonardo that a comiiany of mountebiniks 
 besought his h(),spitality. 
 
 " Tis well. Dispose of them in the custouiai'V manniu'. N^it .stay I 
 I have need of them. JiCt them t-ome hitlit^r. Later, cast thi-m from 
 the battlements — or— how many jiriests have ye on handT 
 
 " The, day's results are uieagre, good my lord. .\n abbot and a do.;en 
 beggerly friars is all w;; have." 
 
 " Hell and furies! Is the estat<' going to .seed ? Send hither the 
 n\ountebanks. Afterward, broil them with the i)rie.st.s." 
 
 The robed and close-cowled hai'le(piins entei-ed. 'I'he grim Jiooiiardo 
 .sat in state at the head of his council board. llangtMl np and down the 
 hall on cither hand .stood near a hundred m(>n-at-arms. 
 
 " Ha, villains !" quoth the count, " What can ye do to earn the hospi- 
 tality }e crave."^o^»Ho;fl"^ 
 
 " Dread lord and mighty, crowded audieiuws liave greeted our humble 
 etlbrts -with rapturous a})plaiise. Among our body count wts the vei'satile 
 and talented Ugolino ; the jnstly c:'lebrated Kodolpho ; the gifted and 
 accomplished Iloderigo ; the management have spared neither ))ains nor 
 e.\pt»ns(* — " 
 
 " 8'death ! what can ye <lo I Va\\\> thy prating tongue." 
 
 "Good my lord, in acrpbatic feats, in practice with the dund)-bells, in 
 balancing and ground and lofty tumbling are avc versinl and sith yonr 
 hi'dniess asketh me, I ventnre hereto iiubli.sh that inthetrulv marvelous 
 and entertaining Zampillaerostation 
 
 "Gag liim ! Throtth' him 1 I>ody of Bacchus ! am 1 a dog that I am 
 to be assailed with plosyllabled blasphemy like to this? ]>iit hold ! 
 Luci-etia, Isabel, stand foi+h ! Sivrah, behold this dame, this weeping 
 wencli. The tirst I mairy, within tlfc hour ; the other shall dry her tears 
 or feed the vultures. Thou and thy vagabunds .shall crown the wedding 
 with thy meiTy-nn\ kings. Fetch hither the priest !" 
 
TIIUILUNfl MHDIKVAI. IIOMANCK. 
 
 !31 
 
 Tlie (biiio spnm-; toward thn chief jilayoi-. 
 
 him ! S;u,, us, (), save thy in.r.s,.cnt.,l .s..,,,,li:iuts !" 
 (.1.0 fluri- ]u.,-.s...If iit his t«,t HH.l danpod Lis kiues 
 
 " Nk-vku r 
 
 •'Thou di., :- und the swonl l.Mj.od t'n.n, its K,r,,,l,h;,nl 
 
 I'Hital Leonardo's weapon from In's -rasi) ' 
 " A Liugi to the r(\scMie ! VVlioo|) ! 
 " A Leonardo ! tare an ouns !" 
 
 "Oh, (;o(.l. Oil, (Jod, „iy husi.and !" 
 '• Oh, (Jod, Oh, (ioil, niv wife '" 
 " My fatlier !" 
 '• My i)recious :" [Tahh'au.j 
 
 knic!;i;"V^'"^^!'7"!'? Jiis usurping l.rothcr Jnnd and font. Ti.e pra. licol 
 Knights from Palestme made hoUday s.K.rt of cirvu,- the ik^I^1:^^ 
 
 Snis! ^^ "^''*" "" '"'^"•'^'' ^'"' ''^'^'^'^ter. Joy! w.s Jl . 
 
 "But what (Hd they do witli the wicked hrother '" 
 
 iv'^le oiS!:"^~""''' '""'"' ^'" "' ^'"^ ''-'^'^ '""^'^ f --* «P^^vkin, of^ 
 "As how?" 
 " Pa.'.sed it u). tJiroii-h his -ills into his mouth " 
 
 Leave him thei-e V 
 "Couple of yeai-s." 
 " Ah — is — is he dead ?" 
 ;'H« hvndre-d and lifty years ago, or such a, ,nattor." 
 
 Splendid l'-.2;end— splendid lie-<lrive on." 
 
 
 
 f^il 
 
i;j'j 
 
 AI'I'UtVVCHlNC \ K\J( r. 
 
 
 W«' rcai'litMl tlir (iiiitiut old fctrtilitnl city of HiM'^aiao. tin- ivmnviu-d 
 
 111 
 
 hiHtory. suiiic tlnvi'-iniiutt'i's of im lioiir ln^t'orc (lie triiin was rc.uly to 
 sbirt. Tlu' jdaw liiis tliirty or fDi-ty tliuiisiind inhahitiuitH. and is 
 nMnarkiil)l(' for boiii!,' tlic birthpliU'c of llarl('i|iiiii. Wla-ii -ac diMcovered 
 thit. that li'iffiid of oiir di'ivci' took to itself a iirw iiitci'cst in .iiir oyos. 
 
 Hi'stt'd and ri'fi -slicd, uc took tin- rail liaiipy and contciit.'d. 1 shall 
 not tarry to spoak of tlu* liamlHonio Laj;o lU (Jardi ; it.s statt-ly t-astlo that 
 
 liolds in its stony Ijdsohi tlinsi!or(!tsof aii i\'^(' so i'i'iia)ti' thai even i radilion 
 j»o','.th n')t hack to it ; the iMiposiiiL; inonntaiu sccnciy tiiat < ir.ii)li!>'S the 
 laiidsfaiic thrvciSout;-! ; nor yet of ancient Padtia, or liau^lity N'crona ; 
 nui' of their ]Moilta.^u('.^ and CaindotK, their famous huK'onics and toinl)s 
 of Jnlict and 'ioni'.'o ft, a!., lint Inirry straight to the ancient city of the 
 se'i, tht^ widowed lii'ide of the Adi'iatie. [t was a lon,n'. Ion;;' ride. But 
 toward cNcnin:;', as we sat silent and hardly oonseioiis of \s hei'c we Averi' 
 — Hiilidiied into that meditative eidm that comes so surely after a 
 conversational storm some one shouted - - 
 
 " Vkmck !" 
 
 And sure pnou<;h, afloat on the placid soa a lea^^ue away, lay a groat 
 city, with its towers and domes and steeples drowsing iu a tjohleu mi:;t 
 of fiunset. 
 
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CHAPTKK XXn. 
 
 TH .^ Vem,.,. u-lurl, w.s a lutu^l.ty. i„vi„oil,l,>, nmi,nuHoe,u K,,M,i,Uc 
 
 n; H^ost .Hvaus w.t . tl...].. «ai)s an.l UrM tl.c. pi..,, with i^Zl^,^ 
 o <■v.n.^ dnn... ,s f..ll,>n a proy to poverty, nc.,^lect luul n.olancho/v .I<.-'v 
 Six mu<he,l y.>ars a,^.,, Venice was tho A„toc,-at .-f (,S,nnnrm" h.M t tit 
 
 Klovv ,» .l,.,,art,.,l, „„,| „.itl, l,„r m„„l,lin» ..„„„1„ , ■ f rt ,- vs , J 
 
 Nu 1 ,, -, ),e, ,,„v„rty „ml her lH,mili„tion, ,md tiiii.k of lier only a, .,hr 
 
 he,,„,,c.K.e„vil,V,..s„f tf olden .i„„ w^^ w , to Cft, '^.t* 
 
 latm-um be;,„t,r,s Mhile the say fion.loli.,. i„ ,,i|ke„ doublet touel ,,1 
 ill S""";-;;""' ,»'"K "« »"ly SoudoUe,, can ,ing ! This the ft„»™ 
 dola, and th„ tl,e go.seon, g„,„|„|ie, |_ ,,,e „,„»,„ inkv, nT^ itS' 
 
 r .' 
 
 %l 
 
 •m 
 
I3i 
 
 Tin: tiHANU ^^;IK n^ modm.kiht. 
 
 wiili ii Hiilil« In'iirhP-lKuly fliiinicd dri to tli»' iiiidillf ol il, and lli>' oilit r ;\ 
 iHHiigy, liiir( f(M)t('d ^idtt'r-sni|if. \\illi n jMiitioii of his lainifiit on tixliilti 
 tioji, wliicli hlioidd li!i\(> Ixni sarrcd IVoin jmliiic scrutiny. I'l't-si ntly, as 
 li(i iniiKtii a conior, and shot ]iis lii'arKt> into a dismal ditfli )it't\v(>nii two 
 l<»iii; fows of towdfinu', iritctiantcil laiildinijs, tlii' ;;ay <,'ondolitT l«'!^an t<> 
 
 sins', tiiif to tlu' tiaditions of Ids ran 
 
 I stood it a little while 
 
 I'hen 
 
 r said : 
 
 " Now, la^re, Hod(Mi;i() (lonzales Michael Ani^elo, I'm a piljjirini, ami 
 !'mi a !-(tian;;('r, hut. I am not ^oiiii; to liavc my feelin,(,'s lacerated hy any 
 tttu^\ (mttirwaiilin^ iih that. If that '^m-n on, one of as ha.-. >,'ot to lake 
 watt!!', [t in cnongh that my clierishi-d dreams of \ fidce have lieeii 
 l»li<;iit(!d fonni'r us to the idinantii' j^iaulola and the j.f(av,'eons j^ondolier ; 
 this .system of distructi(ai shail yo no faitlier : I will accept the heiirsf'. 
 under j)rotes(, and >ou may tiy yonr llai,' of truce in |ieace, liut liere 1 
 renist(i- a dark and Moody oath that vou shan't sinii. .Vnothei' yelp, :ind 
 ov>:rhoard you go." * 
 
 ' i>e;j[!iTi to foci that the old N'enice of sonj,' and stoi-y had <.le|iarL(;d 
 fcH'Hver. r.nt. 1 was too hasty. in a few minutes we swept j^'nicefidly 
 out into t,ht) (Irand Canal, and under the mellow moonlij,dit the Venice of 
 piiefry and romance stood revealed. I-{ij,dit from the water's edge ro.se 
 long lines of stiitely palaces of niarhle ; gondolas were gliding swiftly 
 hither nml thlllaM' and di.sappearing su<ldeidy througli unuspocted gates 
 .•t!id .dloys; jtiaiderous stone bridges threw their shadows athwart the 
 gtittering waves. Tliere Avas life and motion e\frywheie. and yet 
 «V'a-ywhe]v there was a hush, a stealthy sort of stillness, that was 
 siiggestivo of .secret enterprises of hnivoes and of lovers; and clad liiilf in 
 nidoulteams and half in niy.stei-scais shadows, the grim old mansions of 
 thf. k«pul»lio .seemed to liave an e.\}iression about them of Inu lug an eye 
 out t'or just sucli euterpi'isos as these at that same moment. .Mii.sic came 
 tlottting over the waters — V^enice was complete. 
 
 It wasjv }ieautiful picture very soft and dreamy anil beautiful. Hut 
 wiiat was this Venice to compare* witli the Venice of nudiiight? Nothing. 
 Tlioro was a fete —a grand fcto in honor of .some saint who had been 
 instrumental in clieckiug the cholera three hundred years ago, and all 
 Veiiico was abroad on tlu; water. It was no common affair, for the 
 Vwictiaus did not know how soon they might need the saint's .services 
 again, now that th(! cholera was spreading every wliere. So in one viust 
 .space say a third of a mile wide and two miles long -were collected twn 
 thousand gondolas, and every one of them had from two to ten, twenty 
 .iit(l even thirty coloured lanterns suspended about it, and from four t<,) a 
 dozen occupants. Just as far as the eye could reach, these painted lights 
 v>':rre massed together- like a vast garden of many-colored tiovvei-s, except 
 thatthesE* blo.s.s()ms were never still; they were ceaselessly gliding in and 
 out, and mingling together, and suchicing you into bewildering attempts 
 to foHow their mazy evolutions. Here and there a strong red, green, or 
 
 blue glaro from a roekut tli.it was stru-'-d 
 
 UlL 
 
 a\'ia%, .Np 
 
 ileudidlv 
 
 illununated all the boats aidund it. Eveiy gondola that swam by us,. 
 
VEMCK li^ M<)OM.|(iirr. 
 
 1 X) 
 
 With itH (T^Mcents a.Hl i.yruini.ls an.l rnvUs of ..ulon.l |„mpH h.inR aloft 
 
 iK^low. was u pu.f „n- : .a,l .|„. n.|I....tiu,H ,.F thus.. Ii.|.,s, s„ |..,.,, «„ sl-iwle ■ 
 NouumlH.rl.,s,s,H,.„.aM.v..-ul.M„v,l an.l su distoitcl an.l wrinkT.Ml l.v ti.e 
 svavH. was a putun. Iik.wis... an.l ....n ,la,t was n...i.a„tin,'Iv l.-autiful 
 Many a„. .nany a party ^f yu,,,., la,li...s an.! ...n.|..n„.n I.ad' tl.-ir stat o 
 
 X..n. i..ias han. ls.Mn.. y .l....„rat..,|. an.l at., su,.,...,- ,.„ 1 r.l. Lnn^in" t e • 
 
 wa!l..w- a.l.Ml. whjt.. ..,.avatt...l varl.ts t., wait upon tl...,n. at^l ha vZ 
 th...r tahlos t,u-lml out as if fc- a hn.Iai supp,- '. Th.-v ha.l UuJ2 
 al.j,.« th« costly «l..l..lan.ps tVo.a th.i,- .l.awi.y..oon.s, an.l th' ^'Z 
 Mik.ncM.rtaMHfrom th.. Sana. pla,.e.s. [ suppos.. An.l th.-v Ir^l also 
 hnm.^ht pianw an.l ytntars, an-l tln.y pl.ynl an,| s.nr, ..p,.,.as; whil.- th.- 
 I'l.'lM-ian pap-M- Ianl..rn.Ml K.m.l..Ias fnan th.- snlM.rl.s an.l th.- I.a.-k alh-vs 
 .'luwd.'.l anain.l tostaiv an.l listen. • 
 
 Th.To was nnisi,. .•v.-rywla-.v daai.,s..s. strini;- hands, hrass Imn.Is 
 llntoH, ev.ry th.n;;. I was so .sniTnundcl. walh- 1 in. with nn.si... nvvnu 
 ho..no., an.l l,.v,.hn,.,ss. that 1 h.va.n.- in.piro.I with tin- spirit of the nconv 
 Mn.l san- on,, tnm. na-,M.|r. Husv.-v..r. wla-n 1 ohserv...! that th.- othn' 
 
 K-.n.lolas ha.l sajh.,1 away. a,al n.y ;,un.h>li..r was pivparin- t., ^^o o^,.,• 
 iHianl. I st.)ppc.l. 11^ s 
 
 Th,. f.-.t.. was na..,Mnti,r,it. Th.-y k.-.p i, np th.. whol.. nij^ht h.nc;. an.l 
 I 11. UT (.n,)«y,.,l niysi.jf l.Htt.T than I ..li.l wl.ilo it lastc.l 
 What a tunny old eily this Qn....n .,f tla- Adriati,- is! .Van-.-w stn-ots 
 
 and all r;;^' '""• '"'r"- '•';"•^^^'^'' tl... .amann^. lamps of mitnnes: 
 ■m. all pa ly snl,nM...p.,| ; n., dry lan.l visibh- anywhoiv/aml n.. side- 
 SNa Iks worth nu-ntuining ; if y.a, want t., ^r,. t., dnnvh. to tlu- thvatrc, or 
 ,;!:'? "-'f ""■""*; >•"" "'"f call a o-aalola. it n.nst 1... a para.lisc f..r 
 < iip|.l(.s, for \<.rily a man has no nsc for his !,>,,« hm- 
 
 t. Jn '■ /' *'"•■ *"'.'"" "'" '''"'■•' '""'^'•^' "• lik<' an ovi.rfl.,w,.d Arkansas 
 mv,, hmiuse of ,ts ..nm.nth..ss wat..r , lavinj. tin- v.-ry .h,.,rst..ps .,f all 
 the honsc.s, in.l th.. ..Inst.-r ..f hoats n.a.h- fast tuulor th.- witu.AVs, or 
 sknnnung „. an.l .a., of the alleys an-l hy-ways, that I oonhl not ^et fi.I 
 of tho impression that there uas iu,thin^. the matte, her.- ?a,t a 
 sprmf( freshet an.l that the river wonl.l fall in a few weeks and leave a 
 inhhish ''' ' '"" ' "" *'"' ''""'"'' '""1 "'" streets full of mud and 
 In the «lare of the day, there is littl.. poetry ahont Venioe, but under 
 the diantable tnoon her stained palaces are white again, their hattere.l 
 
 moie with the f,n.andeur that was hers fiv,- hun.lred years ay.,. It is easy 
 
 i.en, 111 fancy, to people th.-se silent canals with plnmed gallants ami fa"ir 
 
 udies with Whylocks in gaberdine and sandals, venturing loans upon 
 
 he rich argosies of V,.netniu commerce -with Othellos an.l ])es,!emonas, 
 
 ith lagos an.l .R.xlengcs - with n,)ble Heets and victorious legions 
 
 loturrung from the wars. In the treacherous sunlight we see Venice 
 
 rtecayed, forlorn, poverty-stricken, an.l commerceless- forgotti-n and 
 
 utterly iiusignihcant. But in the m.u.nlight, her fourteen centtn-ies of 
 
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 NOTAHI.K PLACE8. 
 
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 greatness fling tlieir gloi'ies ubnut Iicr. mulonce mor« is shetlie piinceliotit 
 among tlie nations of the eurtli. 
 
 " Tlu'ie is H slniious city in the sen : 
 Tilt' scii is in tin; lii'iiiii!, tin' iinrvdw stnds, 
 Ebliiiig iiiid tlowiiifj ; iiml tlif salt-^ia v.i'cd 
 <'liii/^s to till' iniirhlc ot'lhr jiuliut's. 
 Xcj truck (iluu'ii, no t'ootsti'iis to iiiid fro, 
 Lead to li(>r gitcs I The jiiitli lies o'er the sea, 
 liivisilile ; and tVoiii tlie land we went, 
 As to a tloatinj; city steerinj^ in, 
 And jjlidin;;' ii|i lier streets, as in a dream, 
 So sniootlily, silently- by many a dome, 
 Mosi|Ue-like, and many a stately ])ortieo. 
 The statues ranged along an azure sky ; 
 i)y many a pile, in more than l'',astein jMido, 
 Of old the rcsidenci' of merchant kings ; 
 Till' fronts of scjme, tho' time Inid shatter'd tlieni, 
 Still glowing with the richest lines of art, 
 As tho' the wealth within them hail run o'er." 
 
 Wliat wunld one naturally wish to see lirst in Venice ] The Bridge 
 of Sighs, of conrse-~and next the Clmrcli and tlie Great Siiuare of St. 
 Mai-k, the Bronze HorHOs, and the faiiions Lion of St. Mark. 
 
 We intended to go to the Bridge of Sigh.s, but lia])pened into the 
 Ducal Palace first— a })uildin<j: Avliich necessarily ^i<i•ur(^s lar/elv in 
 Venetian poetry and tradition. Tn the Senate Chamber of the ancient 
 Republic we wearied our eyes Mith staring at acres of historical paintings 
 by Tintoretto and Paul Veroneze, liut notliing struck us forcibly except 
 the one thing that strikes all strangers forcibly — a black scpiare in the 
 midst of a gallery of portraits. In one long row, around the great hall, 
 were i)ainted the portraits of the Doges of Venice (venerable fellows, 
 with flowing white beards, for of the three hundred Senators eligible to 
 ottice, the oldest was usually chosen Doge.) and each had its complimentary 
 inscription attached — till you came to tlie place that should have Marino 
 Faliero's jjicture in it, and that was blank and black- blank, except that 
 it bore a terse inscription, saying that the cons])irator had died for his 
 crime. It seemed cruel to keep that pitiless inscription still staring from 
 the walls after the unha])py wretch had been in his grave Ave hundred 
 years. 
 
 At the liead of the Giant's Staircase, where Marino Faliero was 
 beheaded, and where the Doges were crowned in ancient times, two 
 small slits in tlie stone walls were pointed out — two harmless, insigniflcant 
 oriflces that would never attract a stranger's attention — yet these 
 were the ten-ible Lions' Mouths 1 The lieads were gone (knocked oflf by 
 the French during their occupation of Venice,) but these were the 
 throats, down which went the anonynunis accusation, thrust in secretly 
 at dead of night by an enemy, that doomed many an innocent man 
 to walk the Bridge of Sighs and descend into the dungeon which 
 none entered and ho])ed to see the sun again. This was in tlie old days 
 
THE PRISON. 
 
 137 
 
 when the Patnc.ns alone governed Venice-the comniou lierd l.u.l no 
 voteamlnovo.ee Ther. w.ro one thousand livo IhukIuhI Patricians 
 rom thes.. three hnmlre.l senators were c.hosen ; troni the Senato s a 
 1 oge ami a ( onno.l of Ten were selected, and by'secret Inllot the To 
 chose from their .nvn nnmber a Council of three. All these were 
 (government spies, then, an.l every spy was under surveillance himself! 
 men spok.,- m whispers m V.mice, and no man trusted his neighbor-not 
 always his own brother. No man knew who the ( \,uncil of Three were 
 --not even the Senate, not even the Doge ; the members of that dread 
 tribunal met a night m a chamber to themselves, masked, and robed 
 from head to foot m scarlet cloaks, and did not even know each other 
 unle,^ by voice. It was their duty to Judge heinous political crimes' 
 and from the.r sentence there was no appeal. A. nod to the execu- 
 tioner was sulhcient. The doomed man was marched down a hall and 
 out at a doorway into the covered Bridge of .Sighs, through it and into 
 he Dungeon and unto his death. At no time in Ids transit%vas he vi.sible 
 to any save his conductor. If a man had an enemy in those old davs, the 
 cleverest thing he could do was to slip a note for the Council of' Three 
 
 .ho^vn hin anyhow because he was a deep fiscal, since his plots were 
 unsolvable Masked judges aii<l m:,sked executioners, witlAinlimited 
 power, and no apj.enl from tlam- judgments in that hanl, cruel age, were 
 not likely to be lenient with men they suspected yet could not convict. 
 
 We walked through tbe hall of the Council of Ten, and pres'^itlv 
 entered the infernal den of the Council of Three I'los^itly 
 
 . The tabl.. around which they had sat was there still, and likewise the 
 stations where the n.asked inquisitors and executioners formerly stood 
 frozen, upright and silent, till they receive] .. bloody order, and then 
 without a wordinoved o«; like the inexorable machines th;v were, tj 
 carry it out. The frescoes ou the walls were sfartin<dv suited to the 
 Ijace In all the other saloons, the halls, the great^iit^d^lLws S 
 the ].akce, the M-alls and cedings were bright vvith gilding, rich with 
 elaborate carving, and respleiulent with gallant pictures of Venetian 
 :^'^';Z^':^'''y^^\;'^''^^^^^^\<^^-\^>^ in foreign courts, and hallowed 
 ith portraits of the VirgMi, the Saviour of men, and the holy saints 
 that preached the lospel of Peace iii.on earth-but here, iu dismal 
 contrast, were none but pictures of death and dreadful sufferii,.. !— not 
 
 meared wih blood, gashed with wounds, and distorte.l with the agonies 
 that had taken away its life ? " 
 
 From the palace to the gloomy prison is but a step-one might almost 
 
 S"'r«- 1 "'"™'^ "'"'1' *^"* intervenes. The ponderous stone 
 Bridge of Sighs crosses it at the Becond story-a bridge that is a covered 
 tunnel— you can not be seen when ynn walk in it.' It is i)ai-titioned 
 lengthAvise, and through one comi.artment walked such as bore li-lit 
 .sentences in ancient times, and through the other marched sadly the 
 
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 138 
 
 IMF'I.EMKNTS OK TOKTURK. 
 
 
 \vn;tche.s whom tW- Thre.i luul docK.ed to lingering niisery mul uttei- 
 
 oblivion in the clun,a;('oii.s, or to sudden and mysterious deiith. Down 
 
 below the level of the water, by the light of snioking torches, we were 
 
 shown the dainj), thick-walled cells where many a proud pati-ician's life 
 
 was oaten away by the long-drawn miseries of solitaiT imprisonment— 
 
 without light, air, books ; naked, unshaven, uncombed, covered with 
 
 vermin ; his useless tongue forgetting its otHcc, with nont." to sjieak to • 
 
 the days and nights of his life no longer markcul. but merged into one 
 
 eternal eventless night ; far away from all cheerful sounds, buried in the 
 
 silence of a tomb ; forgotten by his helpless friends, and his fatci a dark 
 
 mystery to them forever ; losing his own memory at hist, and knowing 
 
 no more who he was or how he came there ; devouring the loaf of bread 
 
 and drinking the water that was thrust into the cell by unseen hands. 
 
 and troubling his woni spirit no moi-e with hopes and fears and (loul)ts 
 
 and longings to be free ; ceasing to scratch vain prayers and complainiiK's 
 
 on walh where none, not even himself, could see 'them, and resi<mino' 
 
 lumself to hopeless apathy, driveling childishness, lunacy ! Many and 
 
 many a sorrowful story like this these stonv walls could tell if they could 
 
 l)ut speak. 
 
 In a little nari-ow corridor, near by, they showed iis where many a 
 prisoner, after lying in the dungeons until he was forgotten by all sa\e 
 Ins persecutors, was brought by masked executioners and garroted, or 
 sewed up in a sack, passed through a little window to a l)oat, at dead of 
 night, and taken to some remote sjiot and drowned. 
 
 They used to show to visitors the instruments of torture wherewith 
 the Three were wont to worm secrets out of the- accused—villainous 
 machines for crushing thumbs ; the stocks where a jn-Lsoner sat immovable 
 while water fell drop by drop upon his head till the torture was more 
 than humanity could bear ; and a devilish contrivance of steel, which 
 inclosed a ]n-isoner's head like a shell, and crushed it slowly by means of 
 a screw. It bore the stains of blood that had trickled througli its joints 
 long ago, and on one side it had a projection whereon the torturer rested 
 his elbow comfortably and bent dowii his (;ar to catch the moanings of 
 the sufferer jierishing within. 
 
 Of coui-se we went to see the venerable relic of the ancient glory of 
 Venice, with its pavements worn and broken by the ])assing feet of a 
 thousand years of plebeians and jiatricans— The Cathedral of'St. Mark. 
 It IS built entirely of precious marbles, brought from the Orient— nothing 
 in its composition is domestic. Its hoary traditions make it an object o1" 
 absorbing interest to even tlie most careless stranger, and thus far 'it had 
 interest for me ; but no further. I could not go" into ecstacies over its 
 coarse inosaics, its unlovely Byzantine architecture, or its tive hundred 
 curious interior columns from as many distant (piarries. Every thing 
 was worn out— every block of stone was smooth and almost sliapeless 
 with the polishing hands and sliouldei-s of loungers who devoutly idled 
 here in by-gone centuries and have died assd liave gone to the deV uu. 
 simply died, 1 mean. 
 
A TKEASlHr. .SIXVBED. 
 
 139 
 
 luKler tl.eM,ltar i-cjh.sc ti.e nsl.Hs uf St. Mark nud .AJattlunv J,„k.. 
 =u.d Join, ou, for all I know. Venice reveres the.se relies al-.'.v a] 
 n f 'fv V tl "' ^^;"-^T>; '--'-<l >'-- «t. Mar): has ....en I,;, jl tn 
 
 n™l.H^oref^;'"l "■''''' •^'*>- -^"^ '^ ^'" "-"-' after hinl or s,. 
 nanud as to lefer to hnn m some way so named, or some .anehase ii.n,ed 
 ni some way to scrape a sort of hurrahin- aciuaintanee Jith Id , Th- 
 .seems to ])e the idea. To he on .oo<l tenns iith St. Mais.', to 
 
 l.e very sunnmt of Venetian and.ition. They sav St. Ma let V,,;. 
 .on and n.^:ed to travel with hinr- and every Where that St. Marl \ v^ 
 ^.e ion was snre to p, It was his protector. Jus ft-iend. his ] h,.a rh " 
 And so the A\ ,no.ed Lion of St Mark, with the open J il.le n de lis 
 jmw, ,s a faronte emble.n in the grand old city. It lasts its sha o r n 
 
 ie most ancient pil ar in Venice, in the Grand S<,nare of St. A[ T ,; 
 he throngs o free crtzons l,.4ow, and ha.s so .lone Lr manv a l.mg cen 
 ihe wmgedhon is fonn.l every where- ^-an.l .loubtless' h.-re. ^l • . ] V". 
 winged hon is, no harm can come. 
 
 St. Mark .lied at Alexandria, in Egvpt. H.. was martviv,! 1 thinl- 
 
 ot thecity of Ven.c.v- say tour hundred and iiftv v.-ars after ( 'hrist -1 
 (t..r V,enice ,s much younger than any other Italian citv,) a r ..s, 
 <lmimod that an angel told him that until the remains of St.' Ma k ' v.', v 
 
 rind'" ;"n/''rf^ could never rise to high distincti.m an..;, ^ 
 
 he nations ; that the body mn.st be captun.,1, brought t.. the citv an.l a 
 
 m^^ent c uu-oh built over i^ ; an.l that if ever the Ven..tian;alW^ 
 
 he baint to be rcm.>ye.l from his new resting-place, in that dav N'enice 
 
 beam, and forthwith Venice .set about procuring the crpse of St Mark 
 ne expchtion after another trie.l and failed, but the poject was never 
 abandoned durmg four hundred years. At last it \vas secure, b- 
 •strati^gem, m the year eight hundred and son.ething. Tlie comnuuuh'.r 
 .^^ a \e.n.jtian expedition disguised him.s.-lf, st..le tJ... bone.s, ! 1 
 
 them, and packed them in vessels tilbnl with lar.l. The -elili. n f 
 Mahoinetc.us^xtsd.n-ot.est.> abhor anything that is in the na^. ,.! 
 
 i7the c V fl /''^<^'"f ^'"^ -.'^« «t<H>peci by the ..tHcers at the gates 
 
 the city, they only glance.l ..nc. into his precious baskets, then tnr.ied 
 
 t leTiX" f t '" "'" ^' '";'■ r' ''' '''"^ «"■ The bon.; were bur 
 i the vaults ot the gran.l cathe,lral, which had b..eii waitin- lo„., \ears 
 
 :^u"d" xT; "Jr ''T 'Y- "^t^^- '"'"^ tl><-«-atiiessof Velifc.: w : 
 . -cu.el. And to tins .lay there be tho.se in Venice who belie^■.■ that if 
 t ose Ju>ly ashe^s were stolen away, the ancient city would vanish like a 
 'I'vam, ami its foundations be buried f..rev,.r in th,'^ unren.emberin se' 
 
 *i». 
 
 
V H .\ V T E Ji XXIII. 
 
 ri^lTPi Venetian giniduln is as free iind j^racefiil, in its !,'!i(liiig niovenienl, 
 X ii« it. sei'pent. Tt is twenty (ir tliivtv foot long, iind is iiiirrov,- and 
 tleo}), like a canoe ; its shnrp \)o\v und sti>rn sweep u])ward fi-om tin; 
 water like the liorns of a ci-eseent -witli the a))ni])tness of the curve 
 slightly modified. 
 
 The how is orniunented with a steel conih witli ji hattle-ax attachment, 
 which threatens to cut passing boats in two occasionally, but never does. 
 The gondola is jjainted black becatise in the zenith of Venetian magniti- 
 cenctt the gondolas bec«ame too gorgeous altogether, and the Senate decreed 
 that all such display nnist cease, and a solemn, unembellished black Ik; 
 substituted. If the truth were known, it would doubtless apjiear that 
 rich plebeians grew too prominent in their aifectation of pt'.trician show 
 on the Ciraiul ('anal, and i-eijuired a wliolesouK^ snubbing. Reverence for 
 the lialloM-ed Past and its traditions keeps the dismal fashion in fon;o 
 now that the compulsion exists no longer. So let it remain. It is the 
 color of mourning. Venice mor.rns. The stern of the boat is decked 
 over and the gondolier stands there. He \ises a single oar — a long blade, of 
 course, for he stands nearly erect. A wooden peg, a foot and a htdf higli, 
 Avith two slight crooks or curves in one side of it and one in the other, 
 projects above tJie starboard gunwale. Against that i)eg tlie gondolier 
 takes a purchase with his oar, ohanging it at intervals to the other 
 sifle of tlie peg or drop})ing it into another of the crooks, as 
 the steering of the craft may demand — and how in the world 
 he can buck and till, shoot straight ahead, or flirt sudd(uily arou)id a 
 corner, and make tlie oar stay in those insignificant notches, is a 2)robleni 
 to me and a never diminishing matter of interest. I am" afraid I study 
 the gondoli(>r's marvelous skill more than I do the sculptured palaces wo 
 glide among. He cuts a corner so closely, now and then, or missen 
 another gondola by such an imperceptible hair-breadth that I feel myself 
 " scrooching," as the children say, just as one does when a buggy wheel 
 grazes his elbow. But he makes all the calculations with the nicest pre- 
 cision, and goes darting in and out among a Broadway confusion of busy 
 craft with the easy confidence of the educated hackman. He never 
 nrakes a mistake. 
 
 Sometimes we go flying down the great csuials at such a gait that we 
 can get only the merest glimpses into front doors, and again, in obscui-e 
 
GONDOLIZINfi. 
 
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 alleys in the suburbs, wo i.ut on a solemnity suited to tlie silence tho 
 mildew, the stagnant waters, tbo clia.gin. weeds, the deserted houses' ,uk1 
 the general hfclessnes of the ,dace, and nu.v. to the spirit of grave mSl 
 
 „o^;h,m;!f f' '? l»i^t'^;;-l'H' rascal f\,r all he wears no satin harness, 
 « l.luued bonnet no sdken t.ghts. iris attitude is stately; he is' 
 lithe and supple ; al his n.oveu.ents are full of grace. When' 1 is Ion.- 
 canoe, and his fine hgure, towering fro.u its high perch on the stern a v 
 
 ShS"; r '"'""^ '^'' ^^"^' "''^'^' '^ I-'t-- tl-at is verv n^ ' '.u d 
 striking to a foreign eye. 
 
 We sit in the cusldoiud carriage-bo.ly of a cal)i.., with the curtains 
 drawn, and smoke, or read, or look out ui^on the passh.g boa le 
 Ws the bridges, the people, and enjoy oiLlves nLli n^re tll^;;! we 
 could 111 '^ buggy joltn.g ovvr our cobble-stone pavements at home This 
 IS tho gentlest, pleasantest locouiotion we luvve evor known 
 
 _But It seems queer--eyer so ,iueer-to see a boat doing duty as a 
 private carnage. We see business men come to the front door, step to 
 u gondola instead of a street car, and go off down towu to the'coulithlg- 
 
 We see visiting young ladies stand on she stoop, and laugh, and kiss 
 good-bye, andfhrt their fans and say "Come sion -now "c/;. you've 
 beenjustasui.anas ever you can be- -mother's dying to see you-and 
 we ve moved into the new house, such a fove of a phice !- so onve 
 lent to the post-office and the church, and Youn!- Men's cSi in 
 Association; and we do have such fishing, and '^u^e:riy: on 
 dlm^? --;;"-y-;-^ches in the back yard.-()h, you .^.sf, cL.I^-no 
 distance at all, and if you go down through by St. Mark's and the 
 fcridge of S.gh.s, and cut through the alley an.l come up by the church 
 of Santa Maria dei Frari, and into the Grand Caual, th^re isn't a i of 
 current-- now do come, Sally Maria-by bye!" and then the 1 tk 
 muibug trips down the steps, jumps into the^ gondola, s^" un ei }^r 
 Lreath, "disagreeable old thing, I hope she "..o^'^'" gw skimu i . 
 
 •says. Well, ^/*«.< infliction s over, anv way,-but I suppose I've -ot to 
 go aiid see ]ier-tii.some stuck-up t.iug I " Human mLre appeal ^ 
 h^^ justthe .same all over the world. We see the diliident yo . n- man 
 n.dd of moustache affluent of hair, indigent of brain, elegant of cost luc' 
 driv^ up to ..,. fat^^er's niansion, tell his hackm.n to l.dl out a a ' 
 
 .start feartully up the steps and meet the "old gentleman" right on the 
 tii-eshold !-diear ium ask what street the new British Bank i s n a if 
 
 nZd tt. ' ^'"^^'"^-^'.l'^'":*^ "\l^i« boots !-.see him come sneaking 
 around he corner again, directly, with a crack of the curtain o„en 
 
 ^^ "^'[''ffrf:' fT'^'^^'S gondola, and out scanipeiX^ 
 Nusan \vjth a flock of httle Italian endearments flutt^nin.^ from her lin • 
 -d ^goes to drive with him in the watery avenues d;^^''::;.';:^^;: 
 
 
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 We seo the liuUes go out s]ioi»j)ing, in the most natural way, and flit 
 from street to street and from store to store, just in the good old fashion, 
 ox(;e])t that they leave the gondola, instead of a pri^■ate carriage, waiting 
 at the curbstone a couple of hours for them, — waiting while they make 
 the nice young clerks pull down tons and tons of silks and velvets and 
 moire antiques and those things; and then they buy a \mi[)ov of pins and 
 go paddling away to conf(>r the rest of their disastrous custom on some, 
 other lirm. And they always have their purchases sent home just in 
 the good old way. Human nature is rcry much the same all over the 
 world : and it is ho like my dear native home to see a Venetian lady go 
 into a store and buy ten cents' worth of blue ribbon and have it sent 
 home in a scow. Ah, it is those little touclu's of nature that nit)ve one 
 to tears in these far-otJ' foreign lands. 
 
 W^e see little girls and boys go out in their gondolas with their nurses, 
 for an airing. We see staid families, with i)rayer-book and beads, enter 
 the gondola dressed in their Sunday best, and float away to church. 
 .\nd at midnight Ave sw the theatre break up and discharge itn swarm 
 of hilarious youth and beauty; Ave hear the cries of the hackraen-gondo- 
 liers, and behold the struggling crowd jinnp aboard, and the black 
 umltitude of boats go skimming doAvn the moonlit avenues; Ave see them 
 separate here and there, and disajipear up divergent streets ; Ave hear the. 
 faint sounds of laughter and of shouted farcAvells floating up out of the 
 distance ; and then, the strange pageant being gone, we have lonely 
 stretches of glittering Avater— of stately buildings -of blotting shadoA\"s 
 -of AA-eird stone faces creeping into the moonlight- of deserted brid'^es 
 -of motionless boats at anchor. And over all broods that mysterious 
 stillness, that stealthy quiet, that beflts so Avell this old dreaming Venice. 
 
 We have been {tretty nuich evervAvhere in our gondola. We have, 
 bought beads and photographs in the stores, and Avax matches in 
 the Great Square of St. Mark. The last remark suggests a digression. 
 h]v(.n-y body goes to this vast square in the eA^ening. Tlie military bands 
 jtlay in the centre of it and countless couples of ladies and gentlemen 
 promenade u}) and doAvn on either side, and platoons r^ them are con- 
 istvintly drifting aAvay toAA-ard the old Cathedral, and by the A-enerablo 
 column Avith the Winged Lion of St. Mark on its top, and out to Avhere 
 the boats lie moored ; and other platoons .-n'e as constantly arriving 
 from the gondolas aiul joining the great throng. Between the jn-o- 
 Tuenaders and the side-Avalks are seated hundreds and hundreds of 
 people at small tables, smoking and taking yrnnita (a first cousin 
 to ice-cream); on the side-Avalks are more enqiloying thomseh-es m 
 the same Avay. The shops in the flrst floor of the tall roAvs of 
 buildings that Avall in three sides of the square are brilliantly lighted, 
 the air is lilled Avith nuisic aTul merry voices, and altogether the scene is 
 as bright aiul spirited and full of cheerfulness as any man could desiir. 
 We enjoy it thoroughly. Very many of the young Avomen ai-e excieed- 
 i.igly jiretty and^ dress Avith rare good taste. We are gradually and 
 laboi-iously learning the ill manners of staring them tinflinchingly in the 
 
AMERICAN SNOnS ABllOAL. 
 
 V.\ 
 
 tace---uot because suc-hcumluot is a.irree,,l,lot.. us. Inu l.o,.,ui,s,. it is tJie 
 ous cm of the country and tJ.ey say the j^irls like it. We wish to I'm 
 « thecuriouH outhmdish ^vays of all th. .HHerent eountries. s tlm we 
 ean <'show otl ' and ustonisli people when we ^..t hon.e. We w s5, to 
 excite the envy of o„r „„trave]ed friends with our stran,.- foreign ft i .„" 
 wluch ,ve ean t sha]<^ ofK All our passengers are ,.,aviu^ strict .Uh^^ 
 to t ns tlnn. with the end in view wind. I ]>ave nlendoned. T e^; ! 
 reader wzll never, never know what a eonsunnnate ass he can h^nn 
 untd he goes abroad. I speak now. .,f ..ourse. in the suppo tiJ, It 
 the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefo-e is . ,t a e dy ■ 
 eonsunnnate ass. If the eas.. be otherwise. [ b„. hi,, ,,,rdon 'u ex L,' 
 to h„n the cordial han.l <.f fellowship and call hin b ei \^^ 
 
 «lst!?lt;:,r'^^ -" "^^ -'-'"^ '-" "-'-^ -'- ' ^'"'"'- 
 
 On this subject let n.e remark that there are An.ericans abroad in 
 
 toigot It ni 1 lance 1 hey can not even write their address in En.disJi 
 in a hotel register. I ai,pend these evidences, which I copie,! J W^^^^^^ 
 from the register of a hotel in a cei-tain Ftalian city : 
 
 ".lolni r. Whitcoinl), A'lals CnU 
 
 'MVm. L. Ain.swoith, tmi-aillrur (lie iiKMUt tiavl 
 
 "<.eor;Cc 1'. MovUnx rl tils, <r ..i,„rrl,,,„' 
 
 '' '/"ni ^' ^n "n V"' '■ '''"'" """'■'' ■'^"" ''•■ ""^f"". ■ /""•'•/■/,„•. 
 
 /.-. i !S::Lt^^^> '""' ''■ """■ "'■■ '■'' ' "' '^-,U.., ,,,,, ,,,,,,,. 
 
 J love this sort of people. A huly passenger of ours tdls of a fellow 
 citizen of hers vvho spent eight weeks in Paris and then retnrm.lh e 
 .ind addressed his dearest ohl bosom friend Herbert, as M ' <£ b ^ ' 
 FI.> apologiml, though, and said, " Pon i„v soul it is aogravatitv i .t I 
 eant help ,t-I have got so used to .spV-akin- nothim b t U. , 
 .ny dear Erbare-,lam,ne there it .oes ".i .t T t' 
 
 Fi-ench pi.nunoiatioii that I cant gS^H,^S' it^f is^^Sll.!; 
 
 Hit, I sii]>iM).sf) Kt„is luils. 
 
 annoying, I assure vou. 
 
 Thi.v 
 
 ento'taining 
 
 idiot. 
 
 be^mng foreign postmarks protruding from Ids breast pocket ^'1? 
 
 ated a moustaclie and imperial, and did what else ne oiv-d to s„ .-es to 
 the beholder his pet fancy that he resembled Louis Xanolem^ "'?! • 
 a spint of- tJiank^Uness which is entnvly unaccr::;:,,^^: ^d;:;:^! ^'th^ 
 
 lnn.foun<lation th,>rf^ was for it, he praised Jiis Maker that he was ^/h^ 
 va , and went on eiyoying his little life ,just the same as f he nnllv 
 
 
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144 
 
 SKKIN'(» TUK MIOHTS. 
 
 
 iiil!!. 
 
 Thuik of uiir AVliiti.uiiifw, uiul our Aiiiswoitliis mid our VVillitiuises 
 writing flieiiisclveis down in diia)>idat(<d Krenrli in fon>i<,'n liott^l re>,'i.stei's : 
 Wi' liuigh at EngliKlnncn, wlien ue arc at ]K)nic, lop sti"king so sturdily 
 to tlit'ir national ways and customs, Imt wo look hat'k upon it fnjiu abroad 
 very forgivingly. It is not pleasant to stc ;in Anioricau tlii'usting his 
 luitionality forward vhtnisiir/i/ in a foreign land, hut Oh, it is pitiahlo to 
 see hiui niaking of liinisc'.f ;i thing that is neither iiialo iior female, 
 neither tish, tiosh, nor fowl a }ioor, niiserahh-, hei-maphrodito Frenehnian. 
 Among a. long list of ehurchis. art galleries, and sueh things, visible l)y 
 us in Venice, T shall nientit)n oidy one — tlie church of Hanta Maria dei 
 Frari. It is about tive hundred years ohi, I believe, an<l stands on 
 twelve hundred thousand piles. In it lie tlie IkkIv of Canova and the 
 heart of Titian, under magnificent nioiuiments. Titian died at the age 
 of almost (me hundred years. A plague that, swept away fifty thousand 
 lives was raging at the time, and there is notable evidence of tlie nnerance 
 in which the great jminter was held, in the fact that to him alone the 
 state permitted a jjublic funeral in all that season of terror and death. 
 
 In tljis church, also, is a mo,innnent to the doge Foscari, whose namt; 
 a once resident of Venice, Lord Dyron, has made permanently famous. 
 The monument to the doge Giovanni Pesa I'o, in tins cJiurch, is a curiosity 
 in the way of mortuary adornment. It is eighty feet high and is fronted 
 like some fantastic pagm temple. Against it stood four collos-sal Nulnans. 
 as black as night, dressetl in wliite marble garments. The black legs ar(> 
 bare, aud througli rents in sleeves and biveehes, the skin, of shiny black 
 marble, shows. The artist was as ingenious as liis funeral desij.^is were 
 absurd. Thcsre arc two bi-oni;o skeletons bearing scrolls, and two great 
 dragons uphold tlie sarcophagas. On high, anud all this grotesquoness. 
 sits the dej)arted doge. 
 
 In the conventual i)uildings attached to this church are the state 
 archives of Venice. Wo did not see them, but they are .said to mimbei- 
 millions of documents. -'They ace the records of centuries of the most 
 
 watchful, observant and suspicious government that ever existed in 
 
 which every thing was written down and nothing spoken out." They fill 
 nearly three hundred rooms. Amo:ig them are manuscripts from tlie 
 archives of nearly two thousand families, monasteries and convents. The 
 secret history of Venice for a thousand years is here — its })lots, its hidden 
 trials, its assasinations, its commissions of hireling sj)ies and masked 
 brayoes— food ready to hand, for a world of dark and niysterious romanc(!s. 
 Yes, I think we liave seen all of Venice. We have' seen, in these old 
 churches, a profusion of costly and ehdiox-ate sepulchre ornamentation 
 such^ as ^ we never dreamt (jf before. W(^ have stood in the dim 
 religion.'! light of these hoary aanctua.ies, in the midst of long raidcs of 
 dusty monuments and efligies of the great dead of Venice, until wo seemed 
 drifting back, back, back, into tl)e solemn past, and looking ujwn the 
 scenes and mingling Avith the peoples of a remote antiquity.' We have 
 been in a half-waking sort of dream all the time. I did not know liow 
 else to describe the feeling. A part of our being has i-emained still in the 
 
A COXFESSION. 
 
 145 
 
 uiueteentl. century xvhilo another purt of it has seemed ia some umiccoimt- 
 able way walking among the phanton.s of tlie tenth. "'I'^ccoimt 
 
 We hav see^i fanions piotums until our eyes arc weary with iookint? 
 at them and refn.e to find interest in then, any longo^r. An, wS 
 wonder wJien there are twelve hundred pictures l.y Palma theYou -t 
 m Venu-o and fifteen Inuulred l,y Tintorettof And ehoM thS e 
 are litxans^ an.l the works of other artists in proportio.i We have 
 seen Titiaus ooe, rated (,'ain and Abel, his David and Goliah hh 
 Ab,.ah,un's Sacr,hce. We have seen Tintoretto's n.onster pic un^ wh^^^ 
 ho rt'k^ and Idonotknuu- how n.any felt hi,d, an 
 
 tliouglit It a very e.„nn,odious j.ieture. W., have seen picUires vi 
 n.ar >.-s enough ajui saints ..nough, to regenerate the work . . „ ofat 
 not to confess .t, l>ut still, since one has no opportunity in An.ennt 
 o acpiire a crujeal ,,udo„.ent m art, and since T con J not ho u' 
 become educated m .t u, J^urone in a few short we(,ks, 1 mav t Ztl, 
 
 ■dr Thev n' 1 , ' T: "-T "^ '•"•^" """■*>''''^ I J'^^<' ^^-^^ them 
 
 all. Ihej al have a niark<>.l tauuly r,.send.lance to each other thev 
 
 .h-ossahke, .n coarse ;nunkish robes ami sandals, they are all W 
 
 oxception the> are gazing heavenward with countenances which tt,e 
 ft rT .X. '•''"'" T '"'^ the Williau.ses, et jUs, inform rue a'e 
 f.dl of expression. To nu- th.-re is nothing tangible about tho.se 
 |mag.mny portraits nothing that I can grasp aaul take a livin" nt^ e t 
 m.f great Tkuu. had only been gifted witl/ prophecy, and had . k ^ 
 ^ imul^r, and had gone over to England and painted a poiira t of 
 
 JieMonddown,, the latest generations w.mld have forgiven him fh^ 
 lost martyr m the rescued seer. I think posterity could liave s ami 
 erne n,ore martyr for the sake of a great liistoricd picture ^T^^ 
 
 tZ S .!;rr ' >''" ^-^ r^"'' ■"" ^ '°^'"»''"« ^^^'^--^ in chains 
 tiom the dIsco^ery of a Avorld, tor instance. The old masters did „a.int 
 
 rwi^'^'^'r ' ''""'"' ^''^^''^'^ -'"'''^ ^^'''' '''' '^'^^ "<-'* tii-e of looking at, 
 I ot^Mthstandni^g representatums of the formal introduction of detun-t 
 doges to the A^irgni Mai^ in regions beyond the clouds clashed r. t h . 
 harshly witJi the proprieties, it seemed to us. 
 
 But humble i« we are, and unpretending, in the matter of art, our 
 
 We vo . 'T «t.nven hard to learn. We have had sonu, success^ 
 We kue mastered some things, possibly of triiiing import in the eves of 
 t le learned, but to us they give pleasure, and we take a.s nmch pride m 
 our little acvpurements as do othei-s Avho have learned far more, and 
 e love to display them full as well. When we see a monk going ^bout 
 Hithahon andlooknig tran.pully up to heaven, we know thatthat is 
 ^t. .Uark. When we see a monk with a book and pen, lookincr tranquiliv 
 
 M^ofJ^r, '■^'^,'"■''7^' "" *^""^ "*■'' ^''•"■''' ^^'" k'"^^^ thatthat'is Ht. 
 .VlattheAv. When I wee a monk sitting ou a rock, looking tranquilly u^^ 
 
 'rff^^ 
 
 5.'..' 
 
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 KXPLAXATION. 
 
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 ti) li(M\('n, witli ii liuiiiiui .skull litssiilo li.'m, and witlioiit, orlier hii;»gnge, 
 ■we know tliiittliat is St. Jt-iuiiu. Beeiitiiio we know tliaL lu^ always wtmt 
 flyiii,!f li<{lit ill tlit^ matter of hagij;a;,'o. VVlicn \\a' sw n party looking 
 tranijuiliy np to 1,,'aven, uncoii.scioiis that liis Ixxly is .sliot through and 
 through witli arrows, we knt)w that that is St. Scliastian. Wlien we .sot^ 
 other monks loul.'.ng trantpiilly up to heaven, Itut having no trade-mai'k, 
 we always. ask who tho.se parties aic. We do this iieoau.se \v«! huuihly 
 wish to learn. V/e liave seen thirteen thousand St. Jeromes, and twenty 
 two tliousand St. [Vtarks, nn<l sixteen tlionsand St. ^rattlu-ws. and .si.xt'v 
 tliou.saud St.S( 'lastians, and fouvnullions of as.sorted nionk.-^. undesignated, 
 and we feel encouraged to lielieve that when \\v ha^c set.ni some more of 
 tlies.' vai'i.nis pietures, and ha<l a l;ivger experience, we siiiill Itegin to 
 tii.ke an ah.sorhing interest in tln'in like ou'- eultivared eountrymtu from 
 Antrri'jHc 
 
 Now it (hies give me real pain to speak in this almost e.nappreeiative 
 Way of the old mastei's and their martyrs, hecanse good friend.-, of mine 
 in the .sliip — friends who do thoi'oughly and conscientiously appi'eciatf^ 
 tlieni and are in every way tomjieteiit to d'.seiiminate lietwcien good 
 pictures and ir.ftu-ior ones — have urged nu^ for my own .sake not to make 
 jnii)lic the fact that I lack this aj)j)reciation and this eiitical di.scrimi- 
 uation myself. 1 lielieve that what 1 have wi'itten and may still write 
 altout pictures will give them j'ain, and I am hoiiesiiy sorry for it. 1 
 even pi'omised that I would hide my uncouth sentinieats in my own 
 breast. But alas I I never could keej) a promi. ■. T (\) nut l>Ianie 
 myself for this vveakne.ss, because the fault must IW- in my phy.sica! 
 organization. It is likely that sucli a very liljeraj ana ai lit of s])ace was 
 given to the organ which enables mc* to iiKi/>:e promises, that the org! n 
 wLicli should enable me to keep them was crowdtil out. But I grieve 
 not. I like no half-way tliingr.. I had rather have one fa.culty nobly 
 developed than two faculti(!s of mere ordinary cajiacity. I certainly 
 iiieant to keep that promise, but I find I can not do it. It is in)i)ossible 
 to travel through Italy without si)eaking of pictui'es. and can I see them 
 through others' eyes I 
 
 If I did not so delight in the gi'und pictures that are sprer.d before me 
 ev,»rv day of my life by that monarch of all the old masters. Nature, ] 
 should come to believe, sometimes, that I had in me Jio a])preciation 
 of the beautiful, whatsoever. 
 
 It seems to me that wherever I glory to think that for once I have 
 discovered an ancient painting that is beautiful and worthy of all jiraise, 
 the pleasure it gives me is an infallible proof that it is not a beautiful 
 picture and not in any wise worthy of commendation. This very thing 
 h.Ks occurred more times than I can mention, in Venice. In every single 
 instance the guide has crushed out my swelling enthusiasm with the 
 remark : 
 
 " It is nothing — it is of the Benaissance." 
 
 I did not know what in tlie mischief the Renaissance was, and so always 
 I Lad to simply say, 
 
 " Ah ! so it is — I liad not ob.served it befoi-e." 
 
CONTUAH.WI) (ilH)K. 
 
 U7 
 
 T coul.l not bear to ho i^morunt iK-foiv a eultivatcl ue«ro, tlio oflkpriny 
 H South (!urolma slav.. J5„t it ovcunvd too ufton for even n.v Lfe 
 
 of ^.„„., 
 
 oomplaceney, did that exas|HTatini^ "" Vt ' i.rnoti'ii'n" 
 lenaismtiri.: I said at hist : 
 
 It iH of the 
 
 " 117(0 is this Henaissa.icc >. WJien- did he .on.e from / Wh„ ...ve 
 him i-einnssiou to cmm the Repuhlic with his execiabh^ .hiuhs V " 
 
 We learned, the„ that Renaissance was not a man; thnt remtismmr 
 was a term use. 1 to signify what was at hest hut an imperfect rejuvenation 
 of art. Ihe guide said that alter Titian's time and tl,e tin.e of the other 
 Kreat names we had grown so familiar with, hi;,d. art declined; then it 
 |.artmlly rose again-an inferior sort of painters sprang «n, and these 
 «hahhy pu^hires were the work of their hands. TheA I said in mv lu^a. 
 thatl _ w she! to goodness high art ha<l declined live hundird y,.ars 
 sooner. Ihe ].enai.s..ance pictures suit me very well, though sooth to 
 
 say Its schoo were too much given to painting real men ami di.l not 
 
 indulge enough in martyrs. 
 
 The guide r have .-poken of is the only one we have had yet who knew 
 any thing. He was horn ni ><uuth Carolina, of slave parents. Thev 
 camo to Venice while ho was an infant. He has grown up here. He is 
 well educated. He reads, writes, an.l sp.eaks English, Italian, Spanish, 
 and Irench, with pei-fect facility ; is a worshipper of art and tl oroucdd; 
 conversant with it ; knows the history of Venici hy heart and never tiZ 
 of talking of Jier illustrious career. He dresses hetter than any of us, I 
 think, and is daintily polite. Negroes are deeme.l as good as white 
 people, m Venice, and so this man feels no desire to go back to his native 
 ianU. His judgment IS con ect. 
 
 1 have had ;.nother shave. I was writing in our front room this 
 alternoou and trying hard to keej. my attention on my work and refrain 
 iron, looking out upon the canal. I was resisting the soft influences of 
 the climate as well as I could, and endeavoring to overcome the desire to 
 he nidolent am. hajipy. The boys sent for' a barber. They asked me if 
 I would l)e shaved. I reminded them of my torture in Genoa, Milan 
 Como ; of my declaration that I would suffer no more on Italian soil I 
 said " Not any for me, if you please." 
 
 I wrote on. The bar])er began on the doctor. I lieard him say • 
 Dan, this is the easiest shave I have had since we left the shir) " 
 He .said again, presently, : ' ' 
 
 "Why Dan, a man could go to sleep with this man slmvintr liim " 
 Dan took tlie chair. Then he said : '^ 
 
 " Why this is Titian. This is one of the old masters." 
 I wrote on. Directly Dan said : 
 
 him' "^^^^"'^' ^^ ^^ ^'''^^''^ ^nxxny. The ship's barber isn't any thing to 
 
 My^rougli beard w^t.s tlistrcssing me beyond m£a.siue. The barber was 
 roiling up his aj)paratus. The temptation was too strong. I said • 
 " Hold on, i)Iease. Hhave me also." 
 
 iM\ 
 
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 MOMS*; A(iAtN. 
 
 
 I Hilt tluwii ill till' olmir and closed my ey«M. The liiirhur SDiipcd my 
 fiici', iiiid tlifii took liis nizoi- and i,'avt' iiic a rakci tliiit well ni;;'li tlintw mt- 
 into (■onviilsions, I jnaipcd out of tlir ('hail' ; Dan ami tlat tloctor wurc 
 Ijotli wi]iini,' bloo<l oH'tlicir fact's and lan,!,'liiii>,'. 
 
 I said it was a mean, disj^iaccfnl tVaiid. 
 
 TImy said tliat tlio misery of tliis shave liad ^nnie so far Imyond any 
 thin,'^ they h'ld ever e.\|ierieii('ed Itefo!', , iliat they could not lieai'tlic* iden 
 of hjsin;,' such a eliiuice of heariin,' a cordial ojiiiiion fmni me on the 
 Kuhject. 
 
 It was sliamefnl. Iiut there was no iielp for it. The skinninj^ was he;fiin 
 and had to bo linishiid. Tiie tears llowed with every rake, and so did the 
 fervent execrations. Tim hai'her jjrew confused, and lirouijht Idood every 
 time, r tliink tlie hoys enjoyed it better than any thiiv.? they Iiavc seen 
 or lieard since they h^ft home. 
 
 We liave seen the (.'ampanih-, and Hyron's house and IJallii's the 
 f.;eo,L,'rajiher, and tlie pahiees of all the ancient dukes iiiid do^'e's of Venice, 
 and we iiave seen their elleminato descendants airiiij,' their nobility in 
 fashionable Froncli attire in tlie ( irand S((uare of 8t. Mark, and eating 
 ices and drinkina; chea|» wines, instead of wearlnj^ j;allant coats of mail 
 and destroyin/j; ihjets and aI•lni(^s as their j^reat ancestors did in the days 
 of Venetian glory. Wo have seen no bravoos with poisoned stil(»ttoes, 
 no masks, no wild carnival ; but we Invve seen the a'ncient pride of 
 Venice, the grim ib'onze Horses that tigure in a thousand legends. 
 Venice may well cherish them, for they are the only hoi-ses she everliad. 
 It is .said there are hundreils of peo})le in this curitais city who never liave 
 seen a living lior.se in their lives. It is entirely true, no doubt. 
 
 And so, having satisfied ourselves, Wf depart to-mm-row. .md leave the 
 venerable Queen of the Republics to ^ '.mmou lier vanished ships, and 
 marshal her shadowy armies, and knoM auMin in dreams the pride of her 
 ■old lenown. 
 
 ■f '! 
 
 It, 
 
 '!f;.! 
 
C H A V T i: K X X I \' 
 
 SOMK ()f tli(^ (junker City's |.a,sHeiijr(Ts liad iinivcil in Vt'iiiw from 
 Switzcrlaiid and otlu-i' liiiids Ixfoiv w,. left tluMc, mid otlicrs were 
 I'xpwU'd fvfiy day. We la-unl of u„ cahiialtit's aiiioii',' tlinii, and \u> 
 Hit'kneHH. 
 
 W<^ wore a littl.^ fatiyiu^d with .si,-,'lit scfiii;,', and so \vi- lattlcl tlii()M;,di 
 a Kuod deal of ('oniitry \>y rail without carin;,' to stop. I took few notes. 
 1 find no mention of nolo;,'na in my memoianthim huok, except that we 
 umved there in /n'ood season. l)iit saw none of the sausa-^'es fof wliieli the 
 plaee is so Justly eeleltrated. 
 
 Pistoia \vok(i hut a passing interest. 
 
 l''lorence pleased us for a whih\ ] tliink we appreeiated the jj^reat 
 figure of David in the grand s(inare. mu ! *i,o sculptured group they'" call 
 the J{ape of the Sal)iu.)s. We ' red tlirough the endless collections 
 
 ot paintings and statues t.f th.^ I'lui and Utizzi galleries, of course. 1 
 makr that stat(!nieiit in self-drfense ; there let it stoji. 1 could not rest 
 nudei- the imputation that I visited Klorenc(^ and did not traverse its 
 weary miles uf picture gaUeries. We tried indolently to recollect soine- 
 thuig about the (Jue'.iis nud (Jhil.dines and other historical cut-throats 
 whose (piarrels and assa: .iuations make up so large a share of Florentine 
 Instory, hut the suhject was not attractive. We had been r()bl)ed of all 
 the fine mountain scenery on our little journey by a systi>m of lail- 
 roading that had three miles of tuuiiel to a hundred yards of 
 daylight, and we were not inclined to be sociable with Florence. 
 We had seen the spot, outside the city somewhere, where these people 
 had allowed the l)oues of Galileo to rest in nncor.secrated ground for >in 
 age, because his great discovery that the world turned round was re- 
 garded as a damning heresy by the church; and we know that long aftei- 
 the world had accepted his theory, and raised his name high in tiie list 
 of Its great men, they had still let him rot tliere. That we had lived to 
 «ee liis dust in honored Hei)ulture in the church of St. (^roce we owed to 
 a Hociety of literati, and not to Florence or her rulers. We saw Dante's 
 toinb in that church, also, but we were glad to know that his body was 
 not in it; that the ungi-ateful city that had exiled him and persecuted 
 him, would give niuch to liave it there, but need not. hojte to ever secure 
 tiiat higii honor to lier.self- Medicis are good enough for Florence. Let 
 her i)lant Medicis, and build grand monuments over them to testify how 
 gratefully she was wont to lick the hand that scourged her. 
 
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 150 
 
 WOXDERFL'L MOSAICS. 
 
 Aliiguaniinous Florouoc ! Her jewelry iimrts are fillorl witli artists 
 
 in tiicsiiic. Florentine mosaics are the choicest in tlie world. 
 
 Florence loves to have that said, Florence is ])rou(l of it." 
 
 Florence would foster this speciiility of hers. Hhe is <,n-ateful to the 
 
 artists that bring to ]i<;r this high ci'edit and till her cofi'ei's with foreign 
 
 inoney, and so she encouriigc^s tliein with pensions. With i)ensionM ! 
 
 Tliink of tlie lavislmess of it. She knows that [leople who ])iece together 
 
 the beautiful trilles di(> early, because the laboi- is so confining, and so 
 
 exhausting to hiind and brain, and ,so she has decreed that Tdl tliese 
 
 l>eoi)io who reach the age of sixty, shall have a pension aft(?r that 1 I have 
 
 not heard that any of them have called for their dividends yet. One 
 
 man did iight along till he was sixty, and start(;d after his pension, but 
 
 it appeared there had been a mistake of a year in his family record, so 
 
 li? gave it up and died. 
 
 These artists will take ])i!rticles of stone oi' ghvss no lai-ger than a 
 nrustard seed, and niece theiu together on a sleeve button or a shirt stud, 
 so smoothly and with such nice adjustment of the delicate shades of color 
 the ])ieces bear, as to form a pigmy rose with stem, thorn, leaves, petals 
 complete, and all as .softly and as truthfully tinted as though Nature had. 
 builded it herself. They will countei-feit a fly, or a high-toned bug, or 
 the ruined Coli.seum, within the cramped circle of a breastpin, and do it 
 so deftly and so neatly that any man might think a master painted it. 
 
 I saw a little table in the great )nosaic school in Florence — a little trifle 
 of a centre table — whose tjp was made of some sort of precious polished 
 stone, and in the stone was inlaid the figure of a flute, with bell-mouth and 
 a mazy complication of keys. No painting in the Avorld could have been 
 softer or richer ; no shading out of one tint into another could have been 
 more perfect; no work of art of any kind could have been more faultless 
 than this flute, and yet to count tlie nuiltitude of little fragments of stone 
 which they swore it was formed would bankrupt any man's arithmetic ! 
 I do not think one could have seen where two particles joined each other 
 with eyes of ordinary shrewdness, t 'ertainly toe could detect no such 
 blemish. This table-toj) cost the labor of one man for ten long years, so 
 they said, and it was for sale for thirty-five thousand dollars. 
 
 We went to the Church of Santa C'roce, from time to time, in Florence, 
 to weep over the tombs of Michael Angelo, Raphael and Machiavelli, (I 
 suppose they are buried there, but it may be that they i-eside elsewhere 
 and rent their tombs to other parties— such being the fashion in Italy,) 
 and between times we used to go and stand on the bridges and admire 
 the Arno. It is popular to admire the Arno. It is a great historical 
 creek with four feet in the channel and some scows floating around. It 
 would be a very jilausible river if they would pump some 'water into it. 
 They all call it a river, and they honestly think it is a river, do these dark 
 and bloody Floi-entines. They even helj> out the delusion by building 
 bridges over it. I do not see why they are too good to wade. ' 
 
 How the fatigues and annoyances of travel fill one with bitter preju- 
 dices sojnctimes ! I might enter Florence under liappier auspices a 
 
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 month hence and fan.l it all l,eautiful, all attractive. But .1 do not care 
 to think of It now, at all. nor of its roomy shops filled to the ceiling 
 with snowy marble and alabaster coj.ies of all the celebrated sculptures 
 in Enrope--co]nes so enchanting to the eye that I wonder how they can 
 really be shaped like the dingy petrified nightmares they are the por'traiis 
 ot Jgotlostinl'lorenceatnine o'clock, one night, and staid lost in 
 tliat labyrinth of narrow streets and long rows of vast buildings that 
 look all alike, until toward three o'clock in the morning. It was a 
 pleasant night and at first there were a good many people abroad, and 
 there were cheerful lights about. Later. I grew accustomed to i.rowlin.r 
 about mysterious drifts and tunnels and astoni.shing and interesting 
 myselt with coming around corners expecting to find 'the hotel staring 
 
 'furX-' ,''"'' '"'^ *'"*^"'= i* *'""'.^' '^'ly ^'»i"S- "f tlie kind. Later 
 still, 1 felt tire.1. I .soon felt reniarkal>lv tired. But there was no one 
 al)road, now— not even a, policeman. I walked till I was out of ^.ll 
 patience and very hot and thirsty. At last, somewhere after one 
 o clock, 1 came unexpectedly to one of the city gates. I knew then that 
 i was very far fr<.m the hotel. Tlu* soldiers thought I wanted to leave 
 tfie city, and they sprang up and barred the wnv with their muskets. 
 f saiil : 
 
 
 :A: 
 
 I WANT TO (10 HOME. 
 
 " Hotel d'Europe ! " 
 
 It was all the Italian I knew, and I w.is not certain whether that v/an 
 Italian or French. The soldiers looked stu[)idly at each other and at 
 
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 THE LEANIN<; TOWEH OF I'ISA. 
 
 me, and shook their heads and took nie into custody. I .s;iid I wanted 
 to go home. Tliey did not understand me. They took me into the 
 j<uard liouse and searched me, but tliey found no sedition on me. 
 They found a small piece of soap (we carry soap with us, now,) 
 and I made them a present of it, seeing that they regarded it 
 HH n curiosity. I continued to say Hotel d'Europe, and they 
 continued to sliake their heads, until at last a young soldier nodding 
 in the corner roused up and said something. He .said he knew 
 ■wheie the hotel was, I suppose, for the officer of the guard sent him 
 !1,way with me. We walked a hundred or a hundred and fifty miles, it 
 appeared to me, and then he got lost. He turned this May and that, and 
 finally gave it up and signified that he was going to spend the remainder 
 of the morning trying to find the city gate again. At that moment it 
 struck me that there was something familiar about the liouse over the 
 wny. It was the hotel ! 
 
 It was a hapi>y thing for me that there happened to lie a soldier there 
 that knew ey^'u as nuich as he dic^ ; for they say that the policy of the 
 go-v ernment is to change the soldiery from one jila'ce to another constfaitly 
 and from country to city, so that they can not beconie acquainted witli 
 the peoi)le and grow lax in their duties and enkn- into ]>lots and con.spiracies 
 with friends. My experiences of Florence were chieHy unjileasant. I 
 will change the subject. 
 
 At Pisa we climbed up to the top of the strangest structure the world 
 has any knowledge of— the Leaning Tower. As every one knows, it Ls in 
 the neighborhood of one hundred and eighty feet high— and I beg to 
 observe that one hundred and eigkty feet i^ach to about the height of 
 four ordinary three-story buildings piled one on top of the other, and is a 
 very considerable altitude for a tower of uniform thickness to aspire to, 
 even when it stands upright— yet this one leans more than thirteen feet 
 out of the perpendicular. It is seven hundred years old, but neither 
 history or tradition say whether it was built as it is, purposely, or whether 
 one of its sides has settled. There is no record that it ever stood straight 
 lip.. It is built of marble. It is an airy and a beautiful structure, and 
 eaoli of its eight stories is encircled by fluted colunnis, some of marble 
 and some of granite, with Corinthian capitals that were handsome when 
 they were new. It is a bell tower, and in its top hangs a chime of ancient 
 bells. The winding .staircase within is dark, l)ut one always knows 
 wiiich side of the tower he is on because of his naturally gi'avitating from 
 one side to the other of the staircase with the rise or dip of the tower. 
 Some of the stone-stejis are foot- worn only on one end ; others only on 
 the other end; others only in the middle. To look down into the tower 
 from the top is like looking down hito a tilted well. A rope that hangs 
 from the centre of the top touches the wall before it reaches the bottom. 
 Stan»ling on the summit, one does not feel altogether comfortable when 
 he looks down from the high side ; but to crawl on your breast to the 
 verge on the lower side and try to stretch your neck out far enough to 
 see the base of the toMer, makes your flesh creep, and convinces you for a 
 
A XKW m)l,Y HKIM ICIIRK. 
 
 mngle moment m sjnte of all your l.hilosoj.l.y, that tl.e Luildin-Ms fallino- 
 You handlo yourse f very carefully, all tl.e time, under the sill y hnpre.ssion 
 thiit u It IS not fal ing, your trifling weight will stai-t it uiiless vou are 
 particular not to '< })ear down " on it. 
 
 The Duonio, close at hand, is one of the finest cathedrals in Eu.-o,,e 
 It IS eight Jnuidred years old. Its grandeur has outlived the hi«h 
 commercial prosperity and the political importance that made it a necessity 
 or rather a possibility. Surrounded by poverty, decay and n.in. it 
 eonv^y.s to us a more tangible impression of the formei- gmitne.ss of Pisa 
 tlian books could give us. 
 
 The Baptistry, which is a few years older than the Leaiiin.' Tovc>r is 
 a stately votunda, of huge dimensions, and was a costly stnicture. In it 
 lmng.s the lamp whose measured .swing suggested to Galileo the pendulum. 
 It looked an insignificant thing to have conferred upon the world t.f 
 .science and mechanics such a mighty extension of tl>eir dominions as it 
 lias, rondering. ,„ .s suggestive pre.sence, I .seeme.l to see a crazv 
 universe of .v . g disks, the toiling children of this sedate parent 
 lie appeared . e an uitelligent expression about him of knowin- 
 
 ih^ he was .o. a lamp at all ; that he was a Pemlulum ; a penduhnn 
 dispised, for prodigious ai;d inscrutible purposes of his own deei! devisin-.' 
 and not a common penduh.m either, but the old original patriarchal' 
 Pendulum— tlic Abraham Pendulum of the world 
 
 This Baptistry isendowed with the most pleasing echo of all the echoes 
 we have read of The guide .sounded two sonorous notes, about half an 
 octave apart; the echo an,swered with the most enchanting, the most 
 melodious, the richest blending of svyeet .sounds that one can Tma-^ine It 
 was like a long-drawn chord of a church organ, infinitely softene.l by 
 distance. I may be extravagant in this matter, but if this be the ca.se 
 my ear IS to blame-not my pen. I am describing a memory-and one 
 that will remain long with me. 
 
 The peculiar devotional .spirit of the oldeiuime, which placed a higher 
 confidence in outwai-d forms of worship than in the watchful guardin- 
 of the heiiit against sinful thoughts and the hands against sinful .leeds. 
 and Avluch believed m the ]>rotecting virtues of inanimate objects made 
 holy by contact with holy things, is illu.strated in a striking 'manner in 
 cne of the cemeteries of Pisa. The tombs are set in soil brought in 
 sinps from the Holy Land ages ago. To be buried in such ground was 
 regarded by the ancient Pisans as being more potent for salvation than 
 many nia.sses purchased of the church and the vowing of many candles 
 to tlie Virgin. 
 
 Pi.sa is believed to be about three thousand years old. It was one of 
 the twelve great cities of ancient Etruria, that commonwealth which has 
 lett so many monuments in testimony of its extraordinary advancement, 
 mid so little history of itself that is tangible and con.prehensibU.. A 
 Pisan antiquarian g.ave „,o r,n ancient tear jug which he averred was full 
 lour thou.sand years old. It was found among the ruins of one of the 
 oldest of the Etruscan cities. He said it came from a tomb, and wa« 
 
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154 
 
 A KAIJ.KX KiorriiLic 
 
 usetl by soiiio btM-^'iivc'd fumily intliitt romote ai,'o when even tlie PyniinidH 
 of Egypt were ^ '"Hf-'- Dauiasiis a village, AhraJiaiii a prattlinj,' infant 
 ami aiieif^nt Ti-oy not yet droanit of, to reoei\-c the tears -svt^pt for .some 
 lost idol of a lioiiseliold. It spoke to us in a language of its own ; and 
 with a pathos more tender than any words might bring, its mute eloquence 
 swept down the long roll of the centuries witli its tale of a vacant chair, 
 a fainiliar footstep missed from the threshold, a pleasant voice; gone fi-om 
 the choi'us, a vanished form I -a tale which is always so new to us, ao 
 startling, so teri'ibhi, so bemnubing to the senses, and behold how 
 threadl>are and old it is ! No shi'ewdly-worded liistory could have 
 brought the myths and siiadows of tJiat old dreamy age before us clothed 
 with human Hesh and warmed with human symiiathies so vividly as did 
 this jioor little unsentierit vessel of pottery. 
 
 Pisa was a i-ep blic in the middle ages, with a government of hei- own, 
 armies and navies of her own and a great commerce. Slie was a warlike 
 ])owpr, and inscribed upon her banners many a brilliant tight with Genoese 
 and Turks. It is said that the city once junubered a poi)ulation of four 
 Imndi'cd thousand ; but her sceptre has }>assed from her grasp now, her 
 ships and her armies are gone, her commerce is dead. Her battle-flags 
 bear the mohl and the dust of centuries, her marts are deserted, she has 
 shrunken f;\r within her ci'umbUng walls, and her great population has 
 diminished to twenty thousand sends. She has but one thing h'ft toboaat 
 of, and that is not nnicli, viz : she is the second city of Tuscany. 
 
 We reached Leghorn in time to see all we wished to see of it long 
 before the city gates were closed for the evening, and then came on board 
 the ship. 
 
 We felt as though we had been away from home an age. We never 
 entirely appreciated before, what a very pleasant den our state-room is ; 
 nor how jolly it is to sit at dinner in one's own seat in one's own cabin, 
 and hold familiar conver.iation with friends in one's own language. Oh, 
 the I'ai'c happiness of comprehending every single word that is said, and 
 knowing that every word one says in return will be understood ar. well ! 
 We Avoidil talk oui-selves to death now, only tluire are only about ten 
 passengers out of the sixty-live to talk to. The others aro^ v/andering, 
 we hanlly know where. We shall not go ashore in Leghorn. We are 
 surfeited v/ith Italian cities for the present, and much j)refer to walk the 
 fiimiliar »piarter-deck and view this one from a distance. 
 
 The stupid magnates of this Leghorn government can not understand 
 that so large a steamer as oiu's could cross the broad Atlantic with no 
 other pnrjwse than to indulge a party of ladies and gentlemen in a 
 pleasure excursion. It looks too improbable. It is susj)icious they think. 
 Somi thing more important must bo hidden behind it all. They can not 
 miderstand it, and they scorn the evidence of the shij)'s papers. They 
 have decided at last that we are a battalion of incendiary, blood-thirety 
 Garibaldians in disguise 1 And in all seriousness they have set a gun- 
 boat to watch the vessel night and day, with orders to close down on aaiy 
 revohitionary movement in a twinkling I Police boats are on patrol duty 
 
THHEATS OP QUARANTINE. 
 
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 about US all the time, and it is as ,uuch us a sailor's liberty is worth to 
 show hunsolf ,n a red shirt. Th.^se policenH-r. follow th^Jxeciv^ 
 oihcers boat from shore to ship aud fro.u ship to shore a 1 wu Sf Ms 
 dark ,na,.„uvro.s with a vigilant eye. Thev !vill arrest 1 m ve d ss 
 he assumes au expression of countenance that shall have H cif earn ^ 
 LsurreCon and sed.t.on in it. A visit pai.l in a frien.Ily w v t/( e S 
 xaribuali yestenlay (by cordial invitation) bv some of <nJZ^^^^ 
 has gone fi. to conlirm tl^ dread suspicions the governn.ent harl!; ^^ S 
 
 matter AvJiere they get their pa.sseugers from. ' 
 
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 CHAPTER XXV. 
 
 THERE are a gooii many things about this Italy which 1 do not 
 uuderstanci — anil more especially I cannot understand how a bank- 
 rupt Government can have such palatial railroad dej)ots and such marvels 
 of turnpikes. Why, these latter are as hard as adament, as straight as 
 a luie, as smooth as a lioor, and as white as snow. When it is too dark 
 to see any other object, one can still see the white turnpikes of France 
 and Italy; and they are clean enough to eat fi-om, witho\it a tabl-i^-cloth. 
 And yet no tolls are charged. 
 
 As for the railways — we have none like ti.;-ni. The oai-s slide as 
 smoothly along as if they were on runners. Tlie depots are vast palaces 
 of cut marble, with stately colonades of the same royal stone traversing 
 them from end to end, and with ample walls and ceilings richly decorated 
 with frescoes. The lofty gateways are graced with statues, and the 
 broad floors are laid in polished flags of marble. 
 
 These things win me more than Italy's hundred galleries of priceless 
 art treasui-es, because I can understand the one and am not competent to 
 appreciate the other. In the turnpikes, the railways, the depots, and 
 the new boulevards ofnniform houses in Florence and other cities here, I 
 see the genius of Louis Napoleon, or rather, I see the works of that 
 statesman imitated. But Louis has taken care that in France there i^iall 
 be a foundation for these improvements — money. If e lias always the 
 wherewithal to back up his projects; they strengthen France and never 
 weaken her. Her material prosperity is genuine. But here the case is 
 different. This country is bankrupt. There is no real foundation for 
 these great works. The i)rosj)erity they woidd seem to indicate is a pre- 
 tence. There is no money in the treasury, and so they enfeeble lier 
 inst€ad of strengthening. Italy has achieved the dearest wish of her 
 heart and become an independant State — and in so doing she has drawn 
 an ele])hant in the political lottery. She has nothing to feed it on. 
 Inexperienced in government, she plunged into all manner of useless 
 expenditure, and swamped her treasury almost in a day. She squandereil 
 millions of Francs on a navy which she did not need, and the first time 
 she took her new toy into action she got it knocked higher than Gildei-- 
 roy's kite — to use the language of the Pilgrims. 
 
 But it is an ill-wand that blows nobody good. A year ago, when Italy 
 
 greenbacks hardly woi'tli 
 
 saw utter ruin staring her in the face, and her 
 
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 the pnper they ^ye,•e printed ...i, h,-r ParUameut ventmv.l ui.,.n a roup de 
 ,aain that would Imvo appalled the stoutest of her statesmen under less 
 desperate circumstances. They, in a manner, cotitiscat...! the domains of 
 the Church. Tins in prie,st-n<l,l,.n Italy ! This in u lan.l which has 
 jtroped m the midnight of priestly superstition for si.vteen hundred years- 
 It was a rare good fortune for Italy, the stress of weather that 'drov(^ 
 her to hreak trom this prison-house. 
 
 They do nofc call it ruujisnainf, the church proi.erty. That would 
 sound too harshly yet But it am.nmts to that. There are thous.nids of 
 c'^mrches m Italy, each with untold millions of treasures store.l aw.v in 
 Its closets, and each with its l.ittalion of priests to l)e suimorted \nd 
 then there are the estates of the Church- league on league of the'richest 
 ands and the noblest forests in all Italy- all yielding immense revenue.H 
 to th(^ Church, and none paying a, cent in ta.xes to the State. In some 
 great districts the Church owns aU the property -lands, waf-rcan-ses,' 
 w.Kxls nulls and factories. They la.y, they sell, th.^y manufacture and 
 since they pay no taxes, who can hope to compet.. with them 1 
 
 Well the Government has seized all this in elfect, an<l will yet seize it 
 m rigid and unpoetical reality, no doubt. Something mu.st he .lone 
 to feed a starvnig treasury, and there is no other I'esource in all Jtalv- ■ 
 none but the riches of the Chu.vh. So the (Government intends to take 
 to itselt a great i)ortion of the revenues arisuig from priestly farms 
 lactones, etc., and also intends to take pcssession of the chui'ches and 
 carry them on, after its own fashion and upon its own resi.onsibilitv 
 In a few instances it will leave the establishments .jf great i)et churches 
 undisturbed, but in all others only a handful of priests will be ret'iined 
 
 ■ulrift'' '"' ^"''*'^' " ^''''' '''" '"^ '""''""*'^'' ""^^ *'"' ^''^■''''^^- turned 
 Pray glance at some of these churches and their emijellishments md 
 see whetlier tJie government is doing a rigiiteous thing or not. In Venice 
 to-day, a city of a hundred thousand inhabitants, there are twelve 
 l^^'iidred priest.s. Heaven only knows how many there were before the 
 Parliament reduced their numbers. Th.M-e was the great .Jesuit Church' 
 Under the old regime it recpiired sixty }.rie.sts to engineer it-tlie 
 (royernment does it with live now, and the others are discharged from 
 service. All about that church wivtchedness and imveity abound At 
 its door a dozen liats and bonnets were <l..i1ed to us, as many heads" n ere 
 humbly bowed, and as many hands extended, aj.pealing L- pennies- 
 appealing vvith foreign words we could not understand, but appealing 
 niutely, with sad eyes, and sunken cheeks, and ragged raiment, that no 
 words were needed to translate. Then we passed within the great dooi-s 
 xuid It seemed that the riches of the world were l)efore us ' HuL^e 
 columns cai-^-ed out of single masses of marble, and inlaid from to./to 
 bottom with a hundred intricate figures ^^■rought in costly verde anti. ue- 
 ltulpits of the same rich maU-rials. whosf. draj)eries hung down in many 
 a pictured told, the stony fabric counterfeiting the delicate work of the 
 loom ; the grand altar brilliant wi-th polish-ed facings and balustrades of 
 
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 GENERAIi EXECRATIOX, 
 
 
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 ori«ut,nl agute, jasper, vcrde auti<]iie, mid otlu.T lu'ccioiis .stont.'s, wliost- 
 iiaine.s, yvcn, v/e .soldoni liwir— and wlabs of prieelras ]ai)ifs lazuli lavished 
 oveiy where a,s reekleswly aw if tlie ehiuvli liad owned a (juarry of it. In 
 the midst of all tliis inagniliceiice, the solid o(,]d und Hilver furniture of 
 the altar seeiued ehoup and trivial. Even tlie tlooi-s and ceilings cost n 
 princely fortune. 
 
 Now, where is the u,s(! of allowin<;- all these riches to lie idle, while 
 half of that comnuinity hardly know, from day to dav, how they are 
 going to ke(>p Ixnly and soul together ? And. where is tlie Avisdom in 
 permitting hundreds upon hundreds of millions of francs to he locked uj) 
 in the n.seless tnimjiery of churches all over Italy, and the peo )le ground 
 to death with taxation to nphold a perishing government? 
 
 As far as I can see, Italy, foi' tifteen hundred years, has turned all her 
 energies, all her iinances, and all her industry to the l)uilding np of a vast 
 array of wonderful church edifices, and starving half her citizens to 
 accomplish it. She is to-day one vast museum of magnificence and 
 misery. All the churches in an ordinary Anun-ican citv jiut together 
 conld hardly buy tlu^ jeweled frippery in one " her hundred cathedrals. 
 And for every beggar in xVmerica, Italy can show a hundred— and rags 
 and vermin to match. It is the wretchedest, princeliest land on earth? 
 Look at the grand Diiomo of Florence— a vast jtile that has been 
 sapi)ing the jiurse.s of her citizens for five Jmndred years, and is not nearly 
 finished yet. Like all other men, T fell down and worshipped it, but when 
 the filthy beggars swarmed around me the contrast was too striking, too 
 suggestive, and Lsaid, " O, sons of cla.ssic Italy, ?V the spirit of enterprise, 
 of self-reliance, of noble endeavor, utterly dead within ve i Curse your 
 indolent worthies!- ness, why don't you rob your church T 
 
 Thi'ec hundred hapi)y, comfortable priests are emnloved in that 
 Cathedral. ' 
 
 And now that my temper i.s up, .' may as well go on and abuse every 
 body T can think of. They have a gi and :Mausoleum in Florence, whicli 
 they built tt) bury our Lord and Sa\ lour and the Medici family in. It 
 sounds blaspliMnous, but it is tnie, and liere they act blasphen'iy. The 
 dead and danuied Medici.s who cruelly tyrrauized over Florence and were 
 her curse for over two hundred years, are salted away in a circle of costly 
 vaults, and in their midst the Holy Sepulchre was'to have been set up. 
 The exi)edition sent to Jenisalem to seize it got into trouble and could 
 not accomplish the burglary, and so the centre of the mausoleum is vacant 
 now. They say the entire mausoleum was intended for the Holy 
 Sei)ulchre, and was only turned into a family burying place after the 
 Jerusalem exjiedition failed— but you will excuse 'me. Some of them 
 Medicis wouM have snniggled themselves in sure. What f/iei/ iuid not 
 the eflrontery to do, was not worth doing. Why, they had their trivial, 
 forgotten exi-loits on land and sea pictured out 'in grand frescoes (as did 
 also the iincient Doges of Venice) with the Saviour and the Virgin 
 fclirowing bouquet.s to them out of the clouds, and the Deity himself 
 applauding from his throne in Heaven '. And who painted the.se things f 
 
M<»iu: m.\(;mi''|('k.v(k. 
 
 I .-.9 
 
 An,hva del Sarju ^dontk,,! his priinvs in piainvs th.t unist save then, 
 forcvc... r,nn tho ohlivionthey nuTited. and 'thev let hin, stam S. ' , 
 l.m n.jht aphael piotnml sn.-h infWual villains as Cat! .'.rin. • , 
 Mnn. do Me,lu.,s sealci in heaven and convorsin,' fannliadv vi h * , 
 \.rgin Mary and tJ.e angels, (to sav nothing, of h^.),.,- ,.e ■ on.e^ .I 
 yet my h-u^nds ab,u<o nu, becanse I am a little pr.;j.Klie d ^ t ^^ " 
 
 mas evs-- -beoauHe 1 f:u\ .„„,etimes to see the bmuty that , 1^ 
 
 I.roduot.ons. I ean not help but see it, now and then, bnt 1 kv , 
 protest u^a^amst the grovelin. spirit that oonld persnade ho L ,nast< ' 
 to prosft..te then- noble talents to the adulation of such monSrs the 
 
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 I am told that tho old masters ha.l to .lo these shameful thin-s f,,,- 
 bi-ea. the pnuees and potentates bein-^ the onlv patron f "jf. 
 
 grandly ,.tted , nan n.ay drag his pride and his manhoo<l in the dirt for 
 l>.-ead rather than Htarvo with the nobilitv that is in hi,n u, t nte f^ e 
 excuse an a vah<l one. It .vould excuse theft in Was " \^ 
 Wellingtons, and nnehastitv in women as well "'•'.,Tons .uul 
 
 .J^rrt'^n^^"' "'' 1^"'^""' ^''^'''' •"'"'^'•'-"" -'* of '"V 
 uiemoij. It IS as large as a ohnreh ; its i)avenient is rich enoii..!, f,,,. +1.: 
 
 pavement of a kii,.^ pah.ce ; its groat <loL i. go^^ns tiU?S<^ • ^ 
 
 wa Is are made of vvhat I Marl.le /-plaster ?1™,U ^pa" N^ 
 
 Re ,,orphyry-yerde anti-iue-jasper- oriental agate la l.abaster 
 
 mocher-ot-pear oh.-dcedony-red coral-lapis la.uli : AH the vt walls 
 
 u^ made whol y of these precious stones worked in, and in nid 
 
 ogother m elaborate patterns and figures, and polisl ed till L: low 
 
 oveiiiead. An<l before a statue of one of these de..! ^T,>,Uni. ,. 
 
 tJ e iiiw, Um.ist. T , PS. ,,re tl,,. r},i„s» tlio (l„v,.ri.uiciit i,,i. it» ovi' eve 
 
 ;svi;;':,';;''"-'- """= ■• -■"' '■'■ '-• "•">■ »-''™ "->• -".»™- ": *: 
 
 And now—' Howevei-. another Ite-rgar ai)i>ro-iehes 7 unll ,•, ,. 
 
 h.s^^;^rc:im^;rx2!r'^ 
 
 mood I feel that af^e,- talking so iredy ^^bo^^hf ^ i ^j' ^^f^ 
 
 tT't^': vV w'" Y '\ T k„ow'any tiling giod abo," eltt 
 1 ougiit to siy It. I /urrr' heard of manv things that redound to the 
 
 now is th "di"f '""'' '"i *!" --t-t;.ble UK^tterthatoZs to 
 now s the devotion one of the mendicant order.s showed durin- th^ 
 prevalence of cholera last year. I .speak of the Doniiniea f " ''ain 
 ^^..: W^"% '"7 ^^--'\-^-. ->d a cowl, in this hot din^^ 
 .UKl go iMiefoot. They live on alms altogetlier, I l>elieve. They must 
 
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 uuqiit'Htioiiiiljly lovo tlieir rc'li<,'ion, to siifl'cr so mueli for it. Whoii tli<! 
 (•liolora Ma« ra«,'in<,' in Nnjilos ; wlien tlio pcoplo wci-o dying by liundrods 
 !ind Inindrods oveiy diiy : when ovciy concern for tlio pnlilic welfaro 
 was swallowed up in selfish private interest, and every citizen mad*) 
 the takiii}^ cai-e of himself his sole object, tliese men banded thonisflvtis 
 together and went about nursing the sick and burying the dead. Tlieii- 
 noble ellbrts cost many of them their lives. 'I'jiey laid them down 
 cheerfully, and well thty might. (IreedH mathematically piwise, and 
 hair-sp*'tting niceties of doctrine, are absolutely necessary for the salva- 
 tion of some kinds of souls, but surely the charity, the purity, the un- 
 selfishi: ■ s tliat are in the hearts of men like these, wouhl save their 
 souls though they were bankrupt in the (rue religion- -which is ours. 
 
 One of thesis fat bare-foot(Hl rascals came here to Civita Vecchia with 
 us in the little Frcncli steamer. There were, only half a dozen of us in 
 the cabin. He l)eIonged to the steerage. He was the life of the ship, 
 the bloody-minded son of the IiHpiisition I He and tho leader of the 
 marine band of a FVench man-of-war played on the jtiano ami saiig opera 
 turn about ; they sang iluets together; tlu-y rigged impromptu tlieatrical 
 costumes and gave us extravagant farces and pantomimes. We got 
 along tirst-rate with the friar, and were excessively conversation:! 1, albeit, 
 lie could not understand what we said, and certainly he never uttered a 
 word that we coidd guess the meaning of. 
 
 This Civita Vecchia is the finest nest of dirt, vermin and ignorance wo 
 have found yet, except that African jjerdition they call Tangier, which 
 is just like it. The i)eople here live in alleys two yards wide, wliicii 
 have a smell about them which is peculiar biit not entertaining. Jt is 
 well the alleys are not wider, because they hold as much smell now as .a 
 person can stand, and of c(jurse if tliey were wider they would hold 
 more, and then the ))eople would die. These alleys ar;i paved witli 
 stone, and cari)eted with deceased cats, and decayed rags, and decom- 
 posad vegetable-to2)s, and remnants of old boots, all soaked with disli- 
 water, and the ])eople sit around on stools and enjoy it. They are indo- 
 lent, as a general thing, and yet have few pa.stinu;s. They M'ork two or 
 three houi-s at a time, but not hard, and then knock off and catch flies. 
 This does not i-equire any talent, because they have only to grab — if they 
 do not get the om^ they are after, they get aTiother. Tt is all the same 
 to them. They liave no jiartiidities. Whichever or.e they get is tho 
 one they want. 
 
 They have other kinds of insects, but it does not make them arrogant. 
 They are very quiet, impreteuding people. They have more of these 
 kind of things than other communities, but they do not boast. 
 
 They are veiy imcleaulj- — these people — in face, in person and dress. 
 When they see any body with a clean shirt on, it arouses their scorn. 
 The women wash clothes, half the day, at the public tanks in the streets, 
 but they are ])robably somebody else's. Or nuiy be they keep one set to 
 wear and another to wash ; because they never put on any that have ever 
 been washed. When they get done washing, they sit in the alleys and 
 
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 „eHs. intstl,.„H|, .„„1 tlu. mst ,„t.. tli. sl.n^-„,«k^l.;^r l,„,;i 
 
 filct will l,„ all. sUH; u^l :!" ^r '"'""""••^ "^ Turkey. This 
 
 tlun- would uot l^'^i^T 7'^ ^'"' ^""'" I." ^''•"■^'"■•■. '^'"J tlu-n 
 
 take ,uv passport in n.v h u, ■ f . fi i P 'r'".'* ""'" '''^'••' t^' '«* "'« 
 
 tuk.. tl... town, Ukolv li l.,lhlH • '"■" ^''T"-^'''^ ' ^^•'"♦<"i *" 
 Tlu,y.xannn.;iu. t,,., " t , 2.'^''^:;- "^ ^ -uuhh^'t have, it. 
 
 it was too dee, tW tln'Vlv ..';":' 1" '""^ ^I '--Awards. IJ„t 
 si.mdate,lonit'awln]e;hutitnl;iKL:^;r'^'""''' '"^^^ ^'^'^'^^ •^-'^- 
 
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 innuediatelv said Zid 1^1^"/"''''' *^"" ^ f^lt alanned. 1 
 "'•"'"Hi. ind s„ V, „:i' r ; .^'^'^''""''"t. "•'<! they ovc.wded 
 
 took notes o al I vud ' h t t? '"'y '""'l' •"" ^■'^^•'"'"^"'' ''»'> ^^'-v 
 not understand ^f^inilit^^;,;;':;,^-;"'--';^ J''--- 
 'indorstand it myself TI.ev «...M ,, 'v"- ! ''^ '"■'*' ' ''""ill not even 
 Wocum.-ut, leveled nt the ■ ,., / '''r f 'f'^'^ '* '^''^^ "" i'-«>»liarv 
 
 ;;ot, hut tw ol;;;.ii i;:;;x;ran. r;;r .rlirs.;];:^ \r 
 son^> r ; r'^i::;:::. n;': • ;;-», «'r% t.ey eonHseat:d if "rta. ^:? 
 
 ag.;at deal .^- p; ^ , j "^J ' .^V' '"^ '"'7'; '/r^' •'"'^«' ^"^^ ^k 
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 jiny Hiiiokcilrifil old fii».-HcT»«f>us whieli arc e/ie/ (l\tuvrea of UrulicuH or 
 fcJiiUMwiii, or Titian or Kcr^'iison, or any of tlioHo |iartit's ; mid tlmy 
 hft\i n't any bottled fra<,'iin'uts < .,aiiJt.s, niid not t-vcii a nail from the 
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 VAr*^'*^ '' '•'* '^ *'"'* COnff'lN tllC lliJ 'est <lf( rl.f ) \V\ . • .1 
 I'lK'lf-. To .riv« l.irtll tn n M •""',"" ''"''it'lUl^ a Vll«i,Mltl,.„H- 
 
 iutelh-ctuul >C't ri:./ , , ti;^,h:.t T'T.r f"^" t''-M''t- ..n 
 l.low had ..one uv.. • Jn"fo,.. T i ''*," ^'"''' *'"^^ "^'"'y '^ '"«'»- 
 
 to H,ul ti: way on X: tl. ."'l 7 '• '"*^^1*''"^«*' *'> "'^ent a n.^vlun^.,^ 
 
 w.tl. wl.i:^. oti;l. ^lea r u^ t , "i:;: '' ""^•'■^''""'V'' ^"'"'"^''^ 
 ri.eap and trivial .Mors J 1 « """""MM.lacv, otl.rr ,,c.sta.;iMs 
 
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 .ronnor, wh.n lis C ie w t '" '"" ''^' *"^ '^'^ ""boat n,ov..| ; 
 
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 I wouid yu to Aineiicit. ami see, and learn, and return to the t'ampagna 
 juwl stand liefore my countrymen all illustrious discoverer. I would sav : 
 " [ saw there a country which has no overshadowing Motlier ('hurch. 
 .'Old j^et the ])euj)le survive. I saw a government which never was 
 lu-otected by foreign soldiers at a cost greater than tiiat recjuired to cari-y 
 on the governuient itself. I saw common men and common women who 
 could read ; T even saw small childreri of common country people reading 
 from l>ooks ; it I dared think you would believe it, I would say thev 
 could write, ;(ls(i. In the cities I saw jjeople drinking a delicious beverage 
 uuide of clialk ,iiid water, but never once saw goats driven throuo'h their 
 Broadway or their Penn.sylvania Avenue or their Montgomery .street 
 aud milked at the doors of the houses. I saw real glass window.s in the 
 houses of even the commonest peofile. Some of the houses are not of 
 stone, nor yet (jf bricks ; I solennily swear they are made of wood. 
 Houses there will take lire and hwni, sometimes — ^iictually burn entirely 
 down, and not leave a single vestige behind. T could 'state that for "a- 
 truth, upon my deatli-bed. And as a proof that the circum.stance is not 
 rare, I aver that they have a thing which they call a lire-engine, whicii 
 vomits forth great .streams of water, and is kept always in readiness, by 
 night and })y day, to rush to houses that are burning. ' You would think 
 one engine would be sufficient, but some great cities have a hundred : 
 they keep men hired, and i)ay them ]jy the month to do nothing liut pur 
 out fires. LA^r a certain sum of nioney other men will insure tliat your 
 house shall not burn down ; and if it burns they will pay you for it. 
 There are hundreds and thousands of schools, .aurany body n\ay go iuid 
 learn to ba v/i.se, like a iiriest. Tn that singular country if a rich man 
 dies a sinner, he is dannied ; he cannot buy salvation' with money for 
 masses. There is really not much use in being rich, there. Not much 
 use as far as the other world is concerned, but much, very nu;ch. use 
 its concerns this ; because there, if a man be rich, he is very greatly 
 honored, and can becoine a legislator, a governor, a general, a senatoi', no 
 matter how ignorant an ass he is — ^just as in our beloved Italy the noljle.- 
 hold al; the great places, even though sometimes they are'})orn noI>l(- 
 idiots. There, if a man be rich, tli., y give him costly jtresents. they 
 ask liim to feasts, they invite him to drink comi)licate(i beveragc^s : but 
 if he be poor and in debt, they rt luire him to do that which they term 
 to "settle." The women ))ut on adiffercnt dress almost every day ; the 
 dre.ss is usually lino, but absurd in shape ; the ver}- shajjo aud fasiiion of 
 it changes twice in a Iiundred years : and did I but co\et to be called an 
 e.Ytravagaut falsiiier, I would say it changed even oftener. Hair does not 
 Ki'ow upon the American women's heiwls :" it is made for them by cunning 
 v.-orkmen in theshops,and is curled aud frizzled into scandalous and ungodly 
 forius. Home persoii. .veareyes of glass which they see through with facility 
 l)(>rha[)s else they would not use thein ; and in the mouths of some are teeth 
 made by the sacrilegious hand of man. TJie dress of the man is laughably 
 grotrsrpie. They carry no -ausket in ordinary life, imv no luugpoiute!! 
 |»ole ; they we.-:- no wide yi-een-Hueil cloak; they wear uo peaked black 
 
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 felt hut, no leathern gaiters reachin-' to tlie knop „,. ., , i • i 
 with the hair side o.^, no hob-nailed IZ; ^^r^^tZ^'X:: 
 wear a conical hat termed a "i.iil I-.,.,." ., L 4. J '""*ip;""*',^P"i''- ihey 
 which shows dirt sr3v h. ten f '^ "f'^''' ^'^'''^' ''' "J"*^ 
 very troublesome thhs called ' u t dtn''"'?-^ f'""'' Tf '^' '""^ '^ 
 shoulder straps, a:;d on lliLiS tE^'^'^^^^^^S.r.,^^' l''^ ^ 
 lu pattmi and can stand no wear. Yet dressecf n t k fw 'f'''^T 
 these people laughed at .,,, costume. In that counti^ I S^^^^ ^'"'^' 
 common that it is really L curiosity to ^^ne iLt p:^ ,^1 ^ 
 JJ^ey have a great machine which pnnts such things UyZlZ:;:,^ 
 
 wi^^siiXs; re:;^:;:i::3^;;^s "t::;'TT ^'^; ^r^-^ 
 
 the church, nor fronx the nobles. I 2 re u v to Vke / "if'i 1^°'" 
 
 ».■» tmrt«l j„«t like J,u,„,i being.,, iLl ,1 of " „ ^ tL ' *'T': 
 
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 .l.e to.,.»; t„ey c,„riive il n.™' J^f' to5,X"l'i'k"',,eT it™" W 
 
 ™lve» ,u„l tlioir religion e»,,«,i„llj. ;„„1 ,a,-tic„larlv ou,!^^ 1 ■ at ol 
 •lay, in that .inrions oountn-. n Jiw i, nllowe, fo vo 1 1 1 i "'^ 
 set .,,. on a rostrun, in tl,e-,mblio J^^tZStZjTlJ "'*"■'./"'. 
 .ov.,,„neut if tl,e ,,,ve,J,onl ■l.^lSfl^"'''}^VT'Zli^ 
 Tlie oonunon i,eo|>le tliei-e kno»- a .oei.t ,l,.,l ■ tt ■ "omlerlil. 
 
 .•i.Vonte,y to c„n„ lain if they.,,, not" ^^ ' .^^J'^^J'';:^ 
 
 M.fetance. <)nB l,a,,lly „vo,°;..t",, , i, il 1, ,1,'. '"i""? "'' "''!: 
 
 .We i„ ,.i, ,.„.e feet, liti. „ i^^rb^.; f« isiifr^r.r 
 
 vwuntry the preachers are not like our mendicT.it ...-.Ipv^ "..f f • .. ' 
 
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 land are luouutains fai- liighev than tlie Albau inoiiiitains ; the vast 
 Roiiiaii Cam])rtf?na. a hundred miles lony and full forty hio(id, is really 
 small compared to tlie United States of America ; the 'Tiber, that cele- 
 bi'iited river of o\irs, wliich stretches its mighty course almost two hundred 
 miles, and which a lad can scarcely throw a stone across at Eome, is not 
 so long, nor yet so wide, as the American ^lississippi — nor yet the Ohio, 
 nor even the Hudson. In America the iteo])le avo alwolutely wiser and 
 know much niore thiui their gi-andfathers did. Thcij do not plow with a 
 sharpened stick, nor yet with a three-coiaiered block of wood that merely 
 scratches the top of the ground. We do that becau.se our fathers did". 
 tJiree thousand years ago, I suppose. But those i)eoi)le have no holv 
 reverence for their ancestors. They plow with a plow that is a sharp, 
 curved blade of iron, and it cuts into the earth full five inches. And this 
 is not all. They cut their gi-aiu with a horrid machine that mows down 
 wliole fields in a day. If I dared, I would say that sometimes they use 
 .'I bltis])hemous plow that work.s by tire and vapor and tares up an acre of 
 ^'round in a single hour—but— but— I .see by your looks you do not 
 believe the things I am telling you. Alas, my cliaracter is ru'ined, and T 
 !un a branded sj)eakei' of untruths 1" 
 
 (.)f cour.se we ha\e been to the nionster Church of St. Peter, freipiently. 
 1 knew its dimensions. I knew it was a ])rodigious structure. I knew 
 it M-as just al)Out the length of the capitol at Washington— say .seven 
 hundred and thirty feet. I knew it was three hundred and si.xty-four 
 feet wide, and consequently wider than the capitol. I knew that the 
 cross on the to\> of the dome (5f the church was four hundred and thirtv- 
 eight feet al)ovfc the ground, and therefore about a hundred or may ))e"a 
 hundred and twenty-live feet higher than the dome of the capitol. ' Thus 
 I had one guage. I wished to come as near forming a correct idea of 
 how it was going to look, as possible ; I had a curiosity to see how nnich 
 t would en-. I erred considerably. St. Peter's did not look nearly so 
 large as the capitol. aiul certainly not a twentieth pai-t as })eautiful, froir 
 the otit.side. 
 
 When we reached the door, and stood fairly within the church, it was 
 imj-ossible to comprehend that it was a t-e/v/ large brilding. I had to 
 cipher a conii»rehension *" it. 1 had to ransack my memorv for sonu- 
 more similes. St. Peter's is bulky. Its height and"^ size would repre- 
 sent two of the Washington capitol set one 'on top of the other if 
 
 the capitol were wider ; or two l)locks or two blocks and a half 
 of ordinary buildings set one on top of the other. St. Peter's toas 
 that large, but it could and would not look so. The trouble Avas that 
 every thing in it and about it was on such a scale of uniform vastness 
 that there Avas no contrasts to judge by— none Ijut the people, and I had 
 not noticed them. They were in.sect,s. The statues of children holding 
 vases of holy water were immense, acctjrding to the tables of figures, l»ut 
 so was every thing else around them. The mosaic pictures in the dome 
 were huge, and A\'crf made of thousands and thousands of cubes of glass 
 lis lai-ge a« the eml of juy little finger, but those pictures looked smooth. 
 
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 and ga.uly of coloi^, u,ul in gnod prof-urtiou to the dome. lOvidnitlv th.v 
 
 they call thefaMacc/uno-~n great hronze pyramidal fia,.u.-vv,.rk liket < t 
 which upholds a mosqinto bur. It on v looked lit .. ' 
 
 magnified bedstead— nothin<^i,ior,. V.. T I . eonsi.h^rably 
 
 jnn... ..at st..l equidistant tnl'Sfotl^ 
 
 the roof, I coul.l not work uj. to their ,..,! dimensions bv a .v nUh^ 'r 
 conipan.son I knew that the faces of each vvere abo.il :\ id of ' 
 
 very Lirge (hv.,lhng-hous.. f,„ut. (fifty or sixty feet ) -u 1 f l.f 
 twice as high as ^n ordinary theeioryduSn^bi rt^fthv^ T^ 
 s..all. I tried all tj.e dim.-ent ways I Jdd think ^^t^ ' , 3 n^ 
 to understand how krge 8t. Peter's was, but with small Cess ^H.^ 
 .uosaie portrait of an Apostle who was Writing with a en "f:et In ' 
 seemed only an ordinary Apostle ' "^ 
 
 tZ ni 1 , '""M""'^' "t ""'" 'l"^v-u toward its further evtremity 
 
 two blocks away, has a dnninishiugetreet upon them; surrou.i.k' b tl J 
 I.rodigKHis pictures an<l statues, and lost in the v,ust spae^ tl oy look 
 
 i avuagel a man as he passed me and watched him as he drifted f^,- 
 down by U^o >aUaccMuo and b.yond-watched hin V^i^Z ^ 
 usignihc;uit .school-boy, and then, in. the nudst of th .si 1^^^^^^^^^ 
 Imman pigmies gliding about him T lost hin,. The church ru h ey L, 
 decoratod,on the occasion of a great ceremony in honor ostpe'tSdm^^ 
 were engaged, nmv m remoying the flo^yers and gilt paper from t u' was am 
 
 e y^do 7" ^"fr ''f^ '■""-'^' ^''^' ^''■^'' ^^^^^^' tJ^e "-n swum h" 
 •seh es down from balustrades.uul the capitals of pilas'turs by I'Oi.es todo tl^ 
 work. The upper gallery which encirdes the inner HwipT £ do me 
 two hundred and forty feet aboye the floor of the chu^x-lL yery f^^^ 
 
 tee, J. m Anierica con d reach u,> to it. Visitors always go in^there 
 to look down into the church because one "fts the b^.^* iL>rf <• 
 
 the heights and distances from that point While wro'?. ft °T 
 one of the workmen swung loose frlmi tluit ^atVut tei^ 
 y >e. I h,id not supposed, before, that a man co^ad look .so mudi ike ? 
 
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 ?W f :, '"^ 'T^ "1' '"' ''"!'' «1"^CP' I ««'>lfl l>elieye the s'tory then 
 
 that ten thousand troops went to 8t. Peter's, once, to lunxr nrfss S 
 
 heir commanding officer came after^yal•d, and not tindin. t n, no e 
 
 Im nicu ate Lorception. It is estimated that the floo,- of 'the church 
 attonls s abiding room for-a large number of people ; f have Li-otte 
 the exact hgures. But no matter- it is near enou<rh '^ ^ ioi»""en 
 
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 riiey luive twelve small j.illa.s. in !St. Petor-s. wl.i.l, rnun- from M'olo- 
 nion.s Temple ihey have, also- -which wj.s far Tuore \nUnvsthm to i.u, 
 --a i)iece of the true cross, mul some nails, mu.I a part of tlu> onmn of 
 thorns. 
 
 Of com-se we usceiuled to the summit of the dome, and of course we 
 also went up into the gdt copper ball which is al.ov,- it- Tiior.. was 
 room there for a dozen pei^sons, with a little crowdiujr, ar..l it was as clos<. 
 and hot as an Joveu. Some of these people who are so fond of writin- 
 their names m proimnent places had heeu there hefore us ■ a million or 
 two, I should thuik. From the dome of St. Peter's one can see .nery 
 notable object ni Rome, from the Castle of St. Anoelo to tlu" Coliseun. 
 He can discern the seven hills upon which Rom,, is built. He can see 
 il..^ liber, and the locality of the brid^.e which Horutius kept •• in the 
 brave days of old when Lars Por.sena attempte<l to cross it with his 
 mvadmg host. He can see the spot where the Horatii and the(!uratii 
 fought their famous battle. He can see the broad green Campa-nia, 
 .stretching away towarc the mountains, with its scattered arches 'aial 
 broken acqueducts of the olden time, so picturesque in their grav ruin, 
 and so daintily .e.stooned witlr vines. He can see the Alban Mountains, 
 the Appenmes, the Sabme Hills, and the blue Mediterranean. H., can 
 see a panorama, that is varied, extensive, beautiful to tlie eve, and more 
 Illustrious m history than any other in Europe.- -About his feet is si.read 
 the remnant of a city th.at once ha.l a population of four million LnU ; 
 and among its massed edifices stand the ruins of temples, colur-ns, and 
 triumphal arches that knew tiie (V.sars, and tlu- nicmdav of Roman 
 splendor: and close by them, in unimi-aired strength, is a drain of arched 
 and ht^vy masonry that belonged to that older citv which stood here 
 before Romulus and Remus M-ere born or Rome thought of. The Ai.pian 
 AVay is here y-et, and Io<.king much as it did, perhap.s', when the triumpl.<l 
 processions of the Emperors mo^ed over it in other davs bringia.g fettered 
 princes from the conlines of the earth. We can not see the long array of 
 chariots and mail-clad men laden with the spoils of coiuruest. lu-t W(>'cai. 
 nnagine the ,>ageant, after a fashion. We look out upon manv objects 
 of interest from the dome of St. Peter's ; and, last of all, almost ai ou.' 
 feet, our eyes rest upon the building which was once the Inquisition. 
 How times changed, between the older ages and the new! Some 
 seventeen or mghteen centuries ago, the ignorent men of Rome were 
 wont to put Christians m the arena of the Coliseum vonder, and turn 
 the wild beasts m upon them fo.- a show. It Mas for' a lesson as we' 
 it was to teiich the people to abhor and fear the new doct'i - ,ie 
 followers of Christ were teaching. The beasts Unv the vict .us .i- - 
 trom hmb and made poor mangled corpes of them in the twiniclin o. 
 an eye. Lut when the Christians came into power, when v]„ holy 
 Mother (..hurch became mistress of th<. barbarians, she taught them the 
 error of their ways by no such means. No, .she put them in this pleasant 
 Inquisition, and j.ointed to the Ble.sse(l Redeemer, who was .so gentle 
 iUKl SO merciful towai-d all men. and th ■ ' 
 
 men. and they urged the barbarians to I 
 
 ove 
 
THE HUI.\KD COLISKIM. 
 
 1G9 
 
 "i 
 
 wmmmm 
 
 l.iu-bari.ii s TI,^ ?.. r • I^"""^- "'^y always conviiiccc tliose 
 
 Rome bv tlie Ain.i'Mn Wnv ti u •' in^'nt, .m,( ht: started aM-.iy from 
 
 tl» foo„.,i„t, „.e„ tl,„.,e .If :, u^; \f JltrfrrrX- 
 
 ilisciqiancy conlimied om- nnWipf. "leno leet liii-Ii. rile 
 
 >^iieli imiltitmles 
 
 ■ir 
 
 ' liiou and woifK 
 
 riicturi 
 
 •ere w.mt to assemble iu other days. 
 
170 
 
 THK COMSKr.M l\ IT8 IMIIMI: 
 
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 The Jnitti'i-flies Imvo takou tlui pi .rs of tlic (iiu'i'ii.s ol' fasliiun au.[ livuutv 
 of eiglittUMi (•t'utiii'ies affK and tl.e lizards sun themselves in tin- SMeivd 
 seat of the Emperor. More vividly than all tlie wriluMi hist, hies, vlie 
 Coliseum tells the story of Rome's i^nuuhnir and Home's ileeay. J f i.s the 
 worthi(\st tyj.e of both that exists. Moving ill. out the ivume of t(;-day, 
 we iui<,'ht tind it hard to believe in her old niagiru'v-uce and iior milliuus 
 ■of population; but with this stubbt,., evidei>/' '"fore us that she was 
 obii.jed to have a theatre with sitting room for ei<.'hty tho\isaiul persons 
 and staiiding room for twenty thousand more, to aecom module such of 
 her "itizens as recpiire I a'-iusement, wo find belief les;, diiheiUt. Thr 
 Colis,:Ui)i is ovei' oue thousa!i<l six hundred feet long, sewn l.iaidred and 
 lifLy \vid(^, and *■,- hiiudred and sixty-five high. Its sha[iH is oval. 
 
 In Amei'ica w.. v.i'ike ••onvicts useful at the same time that we punish 
 them for their cruii-s. V.'e farm them out and compel them to earn 
 mor.ey for the 8tafc(! hy making barrels and building roads. Thus \\f 
 conibine busiuc,s.s wiJi rjf.-ibufion, and all things are lovely. But in 
 cmcient Ron)(^ they eoiul>nied religious duty with jileasure. ISince it was 
 necessary that the new sect ciijled Christians should lie exterminated, the 
 people judged it wise to make this work profitable to the Sviteat the 
 same tin;e, and enterLiiniug to the public. In addition to the gi.idiatorial 
 combats ard other shows, they sometimes tluvw members of the hated 
 sect into the arena of the Coliseum and turned wild beasts in upon. them. 
 It is estimated that seventy thousand Chiistians suffered martyrdom in 
 this place. This has made tlie Coliseum holy ground, iu^the eves of the 
 followers of the Saviour. And well it might ; for if tlie chain that bouiul 
 a s;>int, and the footprints a saint has left upon a stone he chanced to 
 stand ui)on, be holy, surely the spot where a man gave up his lift; for his 
 faith is holy. 
 
 Seventeen or eighteen centuries ago this Coliseum was t/te theatre of 
 Roine, and Rome was mistress of the world. Splendid pageants were 
 exhibited here, in presence of the Emperor, the great ministers of State. 
 the nobles, and vast audiences of citizens of smaller consequence. Gladi- 
 ators fought with gladiators and at times with warrior j.risoners from 
 many a <li.stant land. It was ihe theatre of Rome— of the world— and 
 the uuin of fashion who could not let fall in a casual and miinteutional 
 manner something about " my private box at the Coliseum" could not 
 move in the fii-st circles. When the clothing-store merchant wished to 
 consume the corner grocery man with envy, he bought secured seats in the 
 front row and let the thing be known. When the irresistible dr^- goods 
 clerk wished to blight and destroy, according to his native in ■"■■ % ho 
 got himself up regardless of expense and took some other fello- mn*g 
 
 lady to the Coliseum, and then accented the affront by era' i' ng her 
 with ice cream between tli- - ts, or by api)roaching the i i^ % [ stn-rhii;- 
 up the martyrs Avith his wl - .one cane for her edif'catio! ' Tho Roman 
 swell was in his true elemenv only when he stood up aga. . .' a pillar and 
 fingered hisi moustache ujiconsoious of the ladies ; when L, • cwed the 
 bloody combats through an opera-glass two inches long ; w; . - • - citeil 
 
A I'LAYDIU. 1700 YKARSOM,. j-J 
 
 f luMmyy of provinciiihs l.y oritici.sins which showo.l that ].,. ha.l ),vou u, 
 U;o (;ohse,nn many ami many a tin.e and was long ago ov • 1 , 
 
 «t I. whou ho nna.l ,nvay with a yawn at h.st a^afsai.i. ' 
 
 J/e a star ! liandlos his sword like an apim^nticv hrigand • h,.'|| J., fnv 
 »l.o conntry may be but ho don't answer f./r tlu- n.etropo '" 
 
 (.lad was th(^ contraband that had a seat in the i.it ..f tl,, « , i 
 jnatinee, ..d l.ppy the lUnnan streot4.oy i^o ai^l'hi^p . \ 'd';:^^^^ 
 the gladmtors from the dizzy gallery '^ • 
 
 For me was reserved the-hfgh honor of disnnering amon-th,. rnl;l,ish 
 of the mined Coliseum the oidv Dlavbill (,f fi^.f ,J r i I 
 «-v+,i.,+ Ti . •' r"v"'^' *Jt ilitit estal) IS inieiit now 
 
 oxtant There was a suggestive smell of mint-dions about it sti 
 c .erof It had evidently been chewed, and on the margin n lie ■ 
 L-.tm, these words were written in a delicate fenude hand : 
 
 C'l.Ariii.v." 
 
 Ah, where is that hicky vouth to-day. and where th^ little hand th-u 
 wn^c. those dainty lines ? Dust and ashes these seventeen hi.mlle;! 
 
 Thus reads the bill : 
 
 E0M4N COLISEUM. 
 
 ■fi 
 
 UNPAKALLELED ATTEAOTIOlf. 
 NEW PKOPERTIES ! NEW LIONS : NEW tiJ.ADIAToRS : 
 
 Eiigagenieiit of tlie iciiowiicd 
 M4R( S H MAKi ELLIS 1 ALERLi.\ ! 
 
 F01{ SIX NIGHTS ONM.V 
 .nont 1.... l.av.. to state that they have succe.:^3 l"^i„r!ag til^i^^-i.^S T""^" 
 
 GALAXY OF TALENT! 
 
 sueli US has not been lieliclil in Ifon,. l.eCm'c. 
 
 lilt' lierformnn(?e will ooinnu'iici! this cvi-iiiiig witji a 
 
 a R A sf n B It o A » !i ^^ <» it i» « o m|u a t. : 
 
 'i liLS will bo followed by a grand mornl 
 
 lUTTLE-AX KNGAOESIEXT ! 
 
 
 OT 
 
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 ii . : 
 
 17: 
 
 A I'L.WIlll.l, I7l)(» VKARS OLft. 
 
 lirtw.Tii ilii' iviiowiicil Viili'iian iwiili one Iium.I tic.l In'liiml liim.) ami twd L'wiiilir 
 siiviip's 11.1111 Hiitiiiii. 
 
 .\n"\- vvhicli th,. iviiuwucl Viil.Ti;m (il' III' siiiNiv,.,) will \\^h\ with till' lintiulswoid, 
 
 LEFT HANDED ! 
 
 ii;iiiii>I >ix S..|,Iioiiiori's 1111.1 n Im-.-Iiiiiiii rniiii the (;lii.li,it.)iiiil ('niii'nc | 
 
 A l.iii.!,' mtLvs 111' l.iiliiniit .■ii;rii;,'<'ni.iits will I0II..W, ill wliiWi till' lin.'Nt talciil ..f |||,' 
 
 I'.iiipir.' will tiik.' ])iirt. 
 AlliT whiili th.' I'clcbnitf.l InrHiit I'loiligy kn.iwii ns 
 
 "Till;: voi:«f; iiiiimkh" 
 
 uill . ii^M.^'c luiir ti,.;.'!- wlicli.s in .■..mliat. iinii.'.l with 1 tlicr wfajion tlnui liis liitir 
 
 sjicar ! ' 
 
 Till' wh.)l.' t.> .■iiiiilti.l.' with a .•luistc 1111(1 ch'tfaiit 
 
 GENERAL SLAUGHTER! 
 
 In whi.^h thiit.'i'ii AI'iL^iiii l.ioii.s aiil tw.-iitv-tni. i!:iilMiiiiii rriHi.ii.Ts will war with 
 (ii'li .iili.T until ;,ii ,1,.,, ,..\ti'iiiiiiiiit.'.i. 
 
 lioX (M-'KU'K Now (M'KN. 
 
 I)r.'.s.s Ciivl,. On.' Dollar ; Chihlivn and Servants half i.i'i.'c. 
 
 An .■lli,i..nt ].,.li.-,. lonv will 1.,- „ii liMii.l to luvscnv onl.-r an.l ke..). the wil.l li.'astw 
 il'om leapui;,' the iailiiij;s ami ilisioiiiiuoilinx tile ninlieiiiM'. 
 D0.11S .ipeii at 7 : iierl'.nni nil'.' 1ii'!,miis at 8. 
 
 I'nsllMKl.Y \0 FkKI; l.lsT. 
 
 mm 
 
 Ili'iilol'IH .leli I'i'.'NS. 
 
 • 
 
 U v.as a.s ,sin.i,nil,ii- as ir was juTatifviii,!-' tlint I was also so fol•t^In!•^• ;is 
 to tiu.l aiiioii.u- tlie nihbisli of tli.' an^.a. a staiuod and mutiliit.!.! copv of 
 tiu' AoniKii /)(iih/ /iuf//r-A.r, I'oiitaiiiiii,:,' a critiinif upon thiw very pcr- 
 foniiaiHv. rt coiiu's to hand too late by many ivntnvit-.s to nmk a,s mows, 
 a^id tli.MWoiv 1 translate and inddisli it simplv to sliow how very little 
 the general .styl<^ and phraseology ofdranmtie eritieisni has altered in tlie 
 iiges that have dragged their slow length along since tho carriers laid this 
 one dump and fivsh hpfore their Rojnaii patrons : 
 
 -Till.: Oi;i:nin.: Si;as,.n. (.'(.MsiirM.-- Notwitlistan.liiii; tli.' iiielenieney of (Ik; 
 woath.T .[lute a lesiurtalile nmnher of tli.^ rank ami fashion of the eity assynihl.-.l 
 last iiiglit to witness th.' (lehnt npoii nu'trojiolitan hoar.ls of tlie yoinlg tia're.lian 
 ttli,. lias ol lat,' I.eeii wiiinui- siu'h gol.len ..i.inions in the aniphitheatr.'s of the, 
 l«r.)vwi,'..s. .Some sixty thonsuml jiersons were pivseiit, and biu for the fart iliat th.! 
 stivers were almost inipassalil,., it is fair t,> i.rosunie that the house would Iiavo been 
 uli. ills .tugust Majesty, th.' Hnip.'iv.r Auivliiis, .,,',.,ipie,l th., Imp.'rial b.,x, an.l 
 «as tho .'ynosure 01 all eyes. Many illustri.Mis imbles an.l generals of th.' Kinuiiv 
 graoo.l tile .Kvasion with their pro.senee, and not tlie least umoii" then, was 'th... 
 young patn.'ian lieutenant whose lanr.'Is, w..ii in th.. ra-iks of th.) "Thunderin- 
 U'gion, aiv still so gre.'n upon his br.)w. Th.' .lieer wlii..!i grwte.l his eiitra.io'i^ 
 \Mts lieanl bey.nul the i ib.'r '. 
 
 '' The lat.,"n^paii.s an.l .1,.,'nrationsu.ld 1,0th t., til., .•omeljnoss and the caiulbrL ,.f 
 lUeLo.isemn. I lie new eiisliiuns are a gr.'.it iiiipr.)veim'iit upjn tlu' hardmirbl.- 
 
ANriKNT HUMAN NKWHI'APKil CIMTIQfK. 
 
 I7.t 
 
 HCntH V/V ImVC llicll S(l Inilfr (ir.llNtfPllK'd Id, Tlii 
 
 llii- imlilic. Tiny liiivc icstDiiil to (lie Colisc 
 and tlii^ iiiiiroini iiiii;,'iii(icciiir uhidi old Colisciiin I 
 |)roii(l <il' lil'ty yi'iiiH ii^'( 
 
 ■ iMcsiiit iiiiiiin^'cincnt drsciM- well dl 
 irii the Kil'liiiK, flic lii'li iipliolstfTy 
 
 r(i|iniitr rs ti'll us Home w 
 
 'I'l 
 
 ic 0|.rliiliK MTlif liiHl, liiKlit llir '„i.,ii,Ih 
 
 !iiiiiit(iirn mid II riinioiiH Part 
 
 dint 
 
 will 1 1 
 
 iir «liii wiiH SI 
 
 line. The cldrr of tlic two ydim^ f;iiitlciiicii liaiidlril 1 
 
 {■(pliilmt lii'lwcdii two yoiiHK 
 'ii'ic a iniKoiHT was vcrv 
 
 iiiaiki'd til 
 
 lit I 
 u'h W('a|ion wj 
 
 tli 
 
 IKissiHsioii ol ..xtniordiiiaiy talent. Mis Crinl, of tlinistin", I' 
 
 instantly l,y a liappily .Iclivcicd Mow w'lii.l, tMilii'lnict.'d the I'aitliiaii 
 
 that, 
 twcil 
 
 with hciiity apidiiusr.' I|(. was not tlioroii;;hl 
 It was very gratit'yiiif,' tu Jiis nnnicroiis ( 
 
 liav 
 
 (' ovclionic tills delect. 
 
 II 
 
 wa.M reccivc(| 
 
 .V np ill the liackhanded stroke, Imt 
 
 Ills to know that, in time, |iMietii»! would 
 
 owevcr, he was hilled. His sister.s, who Were jiicsent 
 
 c.\|.les.sed considcnildc le«ict. His mother lelt the ('oiiscnii,. The oil 
 
 niaintaihed tin 
 
 icr voulli 
 
 ii|i|>liii': 
 
 .ontesl, with siudi sjiiiit a.s to enlj CmIIi enthnsiastic hursts r,| 
 
 When lit hisl. he |e| 
 
 dislK'\elci| and tears si 
 
 a eorii.se, his axed iiiolher r 
 
 wi'ic (■ 
 
 Inti llii 
 
 rcitniin^ llom her eyes, iiiid .swooned 
 
 ig at the railings of the ar 
 
 an .s( rem II in J,', with hair 
 iway just as her hands 
 
 polii'O. Under the cinniiist 
 
 hnt we «nf,'.i,'est, tlmt 
 lire.served durin;,' the |ieirorii 
 
 enii. She wiiH ])ioiiHitiy removed hy tin 
 
 Miiees tlie Woman s coiidnct was iiiirdonalde, lierhai)f< 
 
 Jiihil 
 
 oils inteiri.re with tlie deioriiiii which shoiih 
 
 lance.'j, and are lii^hly iniiiroiier in the |iie.seiii'e of tl 
 
 riie I'arthiaii jirisoiier I'oii'jiht luiivelviiiid well ; m 
 
 he was li;,ditiiig lor hoth life and lil 
 
 le nil' 
 
 his arm with their love, and to lemind' him of t.„ 
 he coiKiiivred. "When his second assailant fell, tin 
 
 cily. His wife and < hildien were there t 
 
 lid 
 
 ;hl, for 
 o nerve 
 
 Nome lie should sei; a''iiin i 
 
 licr hreast and we|it lor joy. lint it 
 
 Was o 
 
 nl 
 
 .slng^ercd toward her and 
 
 late. He was wounded unto death. 'I'lnis tl 
 
 woi 1 cias|ied her children to 
 
 y a transient liiiii; iness. The captive 
 
 she .saw that the 'liheity he liiid earned 
 
 as entirely .salislaclorv. The niani 
 
 act (dosed i 
 
 was earned tc 
 
 n a manner w 
 
 his thanks for tin 
 
 hi(h 
 [•r was called la fore the eiirfain ami returned 
 
 e loiiordone liim, ill u speech wliii h was rejilcte with wit and 
 
 humor, and (do.sed hy hoping; that his humhle edorts to allo'rd eliee.ful and 
 
 live entertainment would eontinin? t 
 
 instnii 
 
 |iuhlii 
 
 o meet with the ,ipprohati(,ii of the I!oi 
 
 nan 
 
 riie .star now njipearcd, and was reeeiveil with voeif 
 
 .sinmltaneou.s wavinj; <il .si.xty thou.sand handkerch 
 
 (stiif,'.! iiiinie - his real name is Smith) 
 
 inent, and 
 
 an artist of rare merit. His n 
 
 splendid s]iecimeii of 
 
 erous a]iplanse and tli 
 Aliircus Marcelltis \';:leriai 
 
 ]ihy.^ 
 
 His iU'ayety and his ]diiyfnliic.ss 
 
 iami;{ement of the liattle-a.\ is 
 
 dev<di 
 
 ■rfnl. 
 
 interior 
 
 tol 
 
 are irresi.stilde, in his co;iiie jiart.s, and yet they are 
 
 me eoneeptions in the ffnive realm of tiaf,'( 
 
 deserihin,!,' liery circles a'lout the heads of the litwildeicd 
 with his springin.L'' body and liis ))iaiicinf,' Icl'.s, tl 
 IroUable luirsts of hmi,dit.r; hut when t 
 
 |.y- 
 
 \V1 
 
 len Ins ax was 
 
 larliiirians, in e.vMit time 
 le audieiiee ''ave win- to uncon- 
 
 , , , . , . '■"'''^ "'' his weapon broke the .sk 
 
 om'andalmo.st 111 the same mslunt its ed-e clove the ethers body in t 
 liowl ol - ■' ■ ■ ' 
 
 111 
 
 ilhusiastie applause tliat shook tlie build 
 
 !V critical assemblii^e that 1 
 
 sioii. If lie hiis a fault (and we ar 
 
 of f,'1a 
 
 lormaiiee, us if .seel 
 
 wain, tin 
 in;;, was the aeknowled''iiieyit of 
 
 I masti^r (d' tin; noblest deiiartment of his jn-ofes- 
 ■e sorry to even intimate that he has) i 
 
 fflaiiciii^ at the audience, in the midst of the nio.st eAciliii" i 
 
 lire tl 
 
 111^ admiration. 
 
 is 
 
 Tl 
 
 iionieiits ol 
 
 that 
 le Jier- 
 
 irowii to liim is also in bad tast 
 
 to be lookiiif,' at the audience half the time, instead of 
 when he had slain all the ,so]iIioi 
 
 le pausin^f ill a lirrlit to bow wh"ii boiniuet.. 
 In the <,'reat leftdianded combat heaiipeared 
 
 carvin,!; his adversaries 
 
 iiores and was dallyin,;,' with the fresi 
 
 stooped and snatched a bnmiuet as it fell, and olfend "it to his ad 
 
 aii'i 
 hi 
 
 ten a iilow was 
 
 iman, he 
 
 ver.sarv at a lime 
 
 wliKdi Taomi.scd favorably to be Iiis dentii-warrant. 
 in the jirovinecs, we Tuako no doiilit, but it ill .suits the 
 
 w] 
 
 Such levity is jiroper ( 
 
 dignity of the metropobs. We tnist „ 
 
 gnoil part, for we mean Iheiii sohdy for his lieneirt. " All' w'l 
 
 our young friend will take th^ 
 
 remarks in 
 
 Jilthough w(i are at tim 
 otl'end gladiators. 
 
 es jn.'tly severe upon tiger.s ai 
 
 10 know us arcf aware that 
 
 The Infant Prodigy performed womle 
 
 !(l martyi'fi, wc never intciitionallv 
 
 IS. He overoiuiie his four tiger whi-lps 
 
 ^'h 
 
 Mt\ 
 
 -i"f 
 
 ■m 
 
 0^ 
 
M 
 
 1* 1 
 
 Hi? 
 Ill 
 111 
 
 '3' ' ! 
 
 kv 
 
 
 171 
 
 VNCIENT K 
 
 f APER CKITIQl'K. 
 
 uitli rase, iiiiil witli no ath nrt il , ,.sof a |)ortioii of Iiin soivlii. Thu (ii'iienil 
 
 Sluiiglitfi- was n'lulcTOl with n luUiiliiliiess to dftitils wliioli rclloctM tin; liigliest cri'ilit 
 ii|ion the hiti' [liirticiiiaiit t;j it. 
 
 "t'lHiii the whol.', hi I iiight'M porforiiinuci' Hhed lionor not only ii|Mni the niaii- 
 agenient 1ml upon tlh' city tliat unco\inij?i's iind .su.staiiiH sudi wholesome and 
 iiislructive I'litcrtainm. I I We would .situply su(,%'e8t that tht- iiracticti of vulgar 
 young hoys iu_th(! ^ralltiy of shying ]H!anuts nn,l paper ixlk-ts at the tigiu-s, and 
 saying 'Hi-yi !' and manifesting approbation or "■'■.,.. t . ''i' such ohspfvatiouH 
 as ']5ully for thf li(ni !' ' (Jo it, (ilad.ly ! ' •Loots!" 'Siu-ci hi" • Take a walk 
 round the li'oJc I" and so on, aic exticmcly rcprclu'osibh-, when the Hniiteror 
 is pvesent, and ought to be stopped by the police. Several times last night, when 
 the suiiernumon'ies entered the arena to drag out the bodies, the young rulli^ins in 
 the gallery ^u.mted, ' ;(upe ! supe ! ' and also, 'Oh, what a I'oat ! ' and ' Why 
 ■don't you pad i irm shanks.'' and made use of various other remarks expressive of 
 derision, The r; things are very annoying to the audieiiic. 
 
 "Aiimtiiiet; I'or th.' little folks is promised for this afternoon, on which occasion 
 several e, u'yrs will be eaten by the tigers. The regular performance will continui! 
 every ni,ht till further notice. Sfaterial change of programme every cvenin" 
 JJenetit of Valerian, Tuesday, 29th, if he lives." ^ «• 
 
 [ Imve bei'U n (Inuiiatic ciitie myself, iu my time, and I wius ol'toii 
 siu-pvi.si'd to notice liow much; more I knew about Hamlet than Forrent 
 liid ; and it gratifies me to observe, uov,; h< ^v nnicli better my bretlu-cM 
 ■of ancient time.s knew liow a broad sword buttle ought to be fought th.. . 
 tlie gladiators. 
 
 ; I 
 
 Iv. ' 
 
 gS 
 
C II A r T E II X X VII. 
 
 S'!.!;^^^'' 1^ •'"•'' J""" l.as^ a ,i. lit to fe.1 jmou.! of l.in.M-If, and 
 Kp sat.shr,!, surely ,t is I. Fo. T luu , wntte,. about tho Colismu, , au.l 
 ^' huhators au.l n.a.tyrs, a.ul tl.e lions, an,l yet J.ave never once us, , e 
 Phnis.. "butd.e.e.l tuniake a Roman holy.lay." J an. the only freo 
 ulntei.ianof mature age, wl.o has aenanplished this since Bvn.n oH-n- 
 nated tiio exjacsxion. " "^ 
 
 Butchered to make a lion.a.i holy.lay Konnds well fortlio first soveuteeii 
 or eigh eon Inn.drcxl thousand tinu-s ,a.e sees it in print, la.t after that't 
 l.e,,astogn>wt,reso,nr 1 find it in all the hooks concernins Rome- 
 nd .ore la erly ,t ren.nids me of Ju.lge ( mver. Oliver was" a youi.g 
 ay ,. fresh fro.., the schools, who had gone out to the oose.-ts of Nevada 
 o hog.n hfe. H .found that co.mtry, and our ways of life, the..., 
 hose earl d,^-s, different fron. lifV, in New England or Paris. Bu^ he 
 rut on „uollen shut and strapped a navy revolver to his person, took 
 to the ..acoii a,: hoa„s of the country, and dotermine.l to di in Nevada 
 I Nevada di, Oliver accepte.1 the situation so completelv that 
 although he muse hase sorrowed over manv of his t.^ials, he^ never 
 comidamed-that is, lie never complained hut once. He, tw.> others, a.ul 
 nyself, started t«, the new silve.' n.ines in the Hund.oldt mountainsLhe 
 to be Probate Judge of Humboldt county, and we to mine. T e 
 distance w,is two iiund.-ed miles. It was dead of wi..te.-. We b- u-r^t a 
 wo-horse waggon and put eighteen huixl.vd pounds of bacon, flo.u , beans, 
 blastnig-powder, picks and shovels i,i it ; we bought two soirv- ookirg 
 Mexican " plugs " with the hair turn,..l the wrong way and more coinert 
 on their bodie.s than there are on the niosque of Omar; we hitched up 
 and stajied. I was a <lieadful trip. But Oliver did not complain Tl.'e 
 horses dragged the wagon two miles from town and then ga^•e out Then 
 wo three pushed the wagon seven miles, and Oliver moved ahe'ul md 
 ladled the ho..ses after him by the bits. We co...plaine.l, but Oliver did . 
 n-^t. n.e ground was frozen, ami it froze our backs ^ l.ile we slent • the 
 ^vmd su;ei,t across our f^.cos and f,-oze our noses. Oliver did nit Com- 
 plain live days of pushing the w ,gon by day a. id freezing by night 
 -nghtusto tl.e badpa..t of the jou..ney-The Forty Mile Deieitror 
 !<■ .mit A.nerican Desert, If yoa please. Still, this n.ildest-nia.n.e.-ed 
 i..au ihatevor wa.s, had nut complained. We started acToss at ei-d.t in 
 tl • "lornmg, pushing through sand that had no bottom; toiliii" afl day 
 
 ^ 
 
 ■ i 
 
17«i 
 
 THK lNr*()MI'I.ArNIN(l MAX. 
 
 
 : 
 
 
 lit ', 
 
 Ion;,' by tlm wict-ks of ii tlioti-aiid waj^oiiM, tlio skeletons often tlioiiMuiitl 
 oxen ; hy wii^'on- tires enoiiL ' to lioop the \Viisliin:,'ton Monument to tli.> 
 top, iind ox-chains enoii<,'li to jjinlle Long Island; hy hnniim graves: 
 with our throats parched always, with thirst; lips bleeding from the 
 alkali dust; hungry, perspiring, and very, very weary so weary that 
 when we dropped in the sand every Hfty yards to rest the horses, we 
 oould hardly keep from going to sleeji no complaints from Oliver: none 
 the next morning at tliree o'clock, when avo got across, tin-d to death. 
 Awakened two or three nights afterward at midnight, in a nanow canuti, 
 by the snow falling on our faces, and appalled at the imminent danger of 
 being "Huowed in," we harnessed up and [.ushed on till eight in the 
 uiorning, passed the " Divide" ,ind knew wo were sa\.'d. No complaints. 
 Fifteen days of hardship and fatigue brought us to the end of the two 
 hundred miles, and the Judge had )iot complained. We wondered if 
 any thing (w/A/ exas])erat- him We built a Hundtoldt house, [t is 
 done in this way. Vou dig a .sipiare in the .steep base of the mountain, 
 and set np two uprights and tyj* them with two joists. Then you stretch 
 a great sheet of "cotton domestic" from the point where the joists join 
 the liilkside down over the joists to the ground ; this makes the roof and 
 the front of the mansion ; the sides anfl back are tlie dirt walls your dig- 
 ging has left. A chimney is easily made by turning up one corner of 
 the roof. Oliver was sitting alone in this di.snial den. one night, by a 
 sage-brush fire, writing i)oetry ; he was very fond of digging poetry out 
 of himself— or bla.st it out when it came hard. He heard an animal's 
 footste]).s close to the roof; a stone or two and some dirt came through 
 and fell by him. He grew unea.sy and said '-Hi I— clear out from there, 
 can't you !" -from time to time, but by antl by lie fell asleep where la' 
 sat, and pretty soon a mule fell down the chinniey '. The tire flew in 
 every direction, and Oliver went over l>ackward.s! .\bout tsju nights 
 after that, he I'ecovered contitlence enough to go to wi-iting jioetrv again. 
 Again he dozed oti" to sleeji, and again a nuile fell down the ciiinme-,. 
 Tliis, time, about half of that side of the house came in with the mule. 
 Strnggling to get up, the mule kicktMl the candle out and siua.shed most 
 of the kitchen furniture, and raised considerable dust. These violent 
 awakenings mu.st have b;;3n annoying to Oliver, but he m^ver comidained. 
 He movwl to a mansion on tlie opposite sid- of tht; canon, b-cmse he 
 had noticed the nnile.s did not go there. One night aijout eight o'clock 
 he was endeavoring to linisli his poam, when a stone rolled in —then a 
 hoof appeared below the canvas -then ]»art of a cow — the after [lart. 
 He leaned b:ick in dreail, anil shouted " Hojy ! hooy ! get out of this :" 
 and tlio cow strugi^ed manfully— lost ground steadily— dirt and dust 
 streamed down, and bel\)re Oliver could get widl away, the entire cow 
 crashed through on to the table and mad- a shai)eless wreck of every 
 thing 1 
 
 Then, for the first time in his life, I think, 01i\e 
 said : 
 
 " T/iis thing it growbuj 7no)io(o)ioi'.s .'" 
 
 ompkined. Ht 
 
TIIK t N('OMI'I,AINI\(| MAN. 
 
 177 
 
 But u.> liave tiikt-u it out of this .^uU].. ffe 1ms i,.„v.'u.,l ,. • .. i 
 
 tl'^'v luive no idea of a sarcasm -iPatnies n.ntn- Hu.sj.eofc- 
 
 "MlZfAll'ei^V" ''^ ''''-'' ^^*""'- ^^"'■'""- ^^'- ^'^'^to,. aslcs: 
 A stare from the gui.le. •• No- - thuu-s,,,,' v.-ar l.^fore he is horn " 
 Uen Hu Ly>;i,tiau obelisk. A,,ain: •• Mid.ael Au<.:io' •' " 
 
 Oh, ...« ,ne., gent.elme. ! Zi. is ^., n..,„san' year before ho is 
 
 He grows so tiv 1 of that iniceasi 
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 to sliow us unytliiiig at all. TIip wwtch Iium tried all the ways lie can 
 think of to make us compieheud that Michael An«ielo is only resjionsible 
 for the creation of a jxiH of the world, but somehow he has U(jt 
 succeeded ytt. IJelief for overtasked eyes and ])rain from study and 
 jsight-seeiuf,' is necessary, or we shall become idiotic sure en'ou<,di. 
 Tlierefore this jj,iiide must continue to suifer. If he does not enjov it, 
 so much the wor.se for him. We do. 
 
 In this place I may as well jot down a chapter concerning those 
 ueoessai'y nuisnnces, European giiides. Many a man has wished in hi- 
 heart he cor.ld do witliout his guide; l)ut knowing he could not, ]ia-> 
 Avished he could get some amusement out of him as a remuneration tor 
 tlio affliction of his society. We accomplished this lattei' matter, and if 
 our experience can be made useful to others they are welcome to it. 
 
 Guides know about enough English to tangle everything up so that ii 
 man cnn make neither head or tail of it. They know their story liy 
 lieart— the hist(jry of every statue, painting, cathedral or other wondeV 
 tliey show yen. They know it and tell it as a parrot woidd — and if you 
 interrupt, and throw them off; the track, they ha\e to go back and begin 
 over again. All their lives long, they are employed in showing strange 
 things to foreigners and listening to their burst's of admiration. It is 
 human nature to take delight in exciting admiration. It is whar 
 j»r ij^ijits children to say "smart" things, and do absurd ones, and in otliei' 
 Avays "show off" when company is present. It is what makes go.ssips 
 timi out in rain and storm to go and be the lirst to tell a startling' bit of 
 news. Think, then, what a passion it becomes with a guide, who.sc 
 privilege it is, every day, to show to strangers wonders that'throw them 
 into perfect ecstasies of admiration '. He gets so that he could not by 
 any possibility live in tx soberer atmosphere. After we discovered this. 
 we Jienn' went into ecstasies any more — we never showed anv but 
 impa.ssible faces and stupid indifference in the presence of the su])iimest 
 wonders a guide had to display. We had found their weak jjoint. We 
 have made gooil use of it ever since. We have made some of thos.- 
 IHJople savage, at times, but we have never lost our own serenitv. 
 
 The doctor asks the questions, generally, because he can keep his 
 countenance, and look more like an ins[iired idiot, and throw mor;^ 
 imbecility into the tone of his \oice than any man thdt lives. It comes 
 uatuial to him. 
 
 The grades in Genoa are delighted to secure an American i)arty, 
 hcTause Anioricaus so much wonder, and ileal so nuich in sentiment and 
 emotion before any relic of Columbus. Our givide there fidgeted about 
 as if he had .swallowed a spring mattrass. He was full of animation 
 full of ini2)atience. He said : 
 
 " Come wis me, gonteelmen I — come I T show you ze letter writiny 
 by C'hristopher Colombo I — write it himself! — write it wis his own 
 hand ! — cojue !" 
 
 He took US to the munici{>al palace. After much impres.sive fumbling 
 of keys and ojiening of locks, the stiiined and aged document was spread 
 
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 before ii.s. Th« gnUh-'s eyes wparklec 
 the piiroliiiieiit witli Iiis liiic-er: 
 
 "Wliat I tfl] vdii. geuteelmeii : Is it 
 CUiristoi.her <'ul(jiii1,u I— write it liiin.self r' 
 
 We looked iiulifiereiit— micoiiceniecl 
 
 He iliincod a bout iis and tiqiped 
 not «u ? Hee! hand\ ritin"- 
 Tlie doctor examined th 
 
 -Tlien lie said, 
 
 .lociunent veiy .leliberately. during a painful i.ause- 
 without any sliow oi' intereist ■ 
 
 .ho^r^'^rr-'''''''-^'''' ''■' ^"'^ ^''^' ^^"'^^^'^'^ "^'■'- ^'f ^^- i-v 
 
 "Cliristopher Cok.mbo ! ze-i'eat Cl.ristopJier Colombo'" 
 
 AnotJier deliberate examination. 
 
 "Ah — did lie write it liimself, or — or how '" 
 
 Then rlie doctor laid the douunient down and said • 
 
 write\'SLtli::;;T,', '■'■■'' '''■'■''"''■ ■'>-'""rt'™>™™..i,i,i,„„.,„„,, 
 
 "But zi.s is ze ,i;i-eat ('liristo-— " 
 
 "Idonjcan-whuitis: It's the worst writing I ever saw. Now 
 you musn t think you can nnpose on us because we ar(, stranytn-s We 
 are not tools, by a .reat deal. If j-ou liave .i^ot any specimen of good 
 pennianship of real men t, trot tlie.n out l-and if you liaven't, drive C"' 
 
 We drove uu. I he guide was considerably shaken up, but he maile 
 one more ^ enture. He had sometliiug which he thought Iv'oukl overcome 
 U.S. lie said : 
 
 " Ah, genteelmen, you come wis me ! I show you beautiful () 
 ma^nhcent aist ('hnstopher Colombo !-spleiidid. grid, n::g;Snt ' 
 
 He brought us before the beautiful bust-for it was beautiful-and 
 sprang back and struck an attitude : 
 
 !' ^^^';'.l;>«k gonto.lmen .'-beautiful, grand,-bust Christopher Colombot 
 —beautiful bust, bL^autiful pedestal !" 
 
 TJie doctor put up his eye-glass-procured for such occasions : 
 Ah— What did you say this gentleman's name was T' 
 
 1^ Christopher Colombo 1— ze great (;hristo]jher Colombo '" 
 did Ifdo *'''"' ^ ■''^"^"'•"~-*^^^ g'-^^t Christopher Colombo. Well, what 
 
 " Discover America :— discover America, ( )lj, ze devil '" 
 _ " Discover America. No-that statement will hardly wa,sh. We are 
 just from America ourselves. We heard nothing about it. r'hristopher 
 Oolombo- pleasant name— is— is he dead ?" nnscopnei 
 
 " Oh, corpo di IJa-jcho I— three hundred year '" 
 
 "What <lidhe dieof!" 
 
 " I do not know !— I cannot tell." 
 
 " Small-jK)^, think" 
 
 ;a do not know, genteelmen !-I do not know lohat he die of i" 
 Measles, likely ? 
 
 " May l)e-may be-I do not know— I think he die of sometliings." 
 
 
 
 
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 t.ABOR LOST. 
 
 " Parents living ?" 
 " Ini-j)osseeble I" 
 
 " Ah — wliicli is the bust and which is tlie pedtt.tal I" 
 
 " Santa Maria ! — zis ze bust '. — zih ze i)edestal !" 
 
 " All, I see, I see — happy combination — very happy combination, 
 indeed. ^ Is — is this the first time this gentleman was ever on a l)ust?" 
 
 That joke was lost on the foreigner — guides can not master the subtle- 
 ties of the American joke. 
 
 We have made it interesting for this Roman guide. Yesterday we 
 si)ent three or four hours in the Vatican, again, that wonderful world of 
 curiosities. We came very near expressing interest, sometimes— oven 
 admiration— it was very hard to keep from' it. We succeeded though. 
 Nobody else ever did, in the Vatican museums. The guide was 
 bewildered--non-plused. He walked his legs olJ", nearly, hunting up 
 extraordinary things, and exhausted all his ingenuity on us, b\it it"wa.s 
 a failure ; a\(( never showed any interest in any thing'. He had i-eserved 
 what he considered to be his greatest wonder till the last— a royal 
 Egyptian mummy, the be.st preserved in the Avorld, ])erhai>s. He took 
 us there. He felt so .sure, tliis time, tliat some of his old entlmsiasm 
 canie back to him : 
 
 " 8ee, genteelmeu !— Mummy 1 Mummy 1" 
 
 The eye-glass came up as calmly, as deliberately as ever. 
 
 " Ah,— Ferguson— M-hat did 1 iniderstand vou' to sav the gentleman's 
 name was?" 
 
 " Name I- -he got no name ! — Mummy : — "Gvptian mummy '" 
 
 "Yes, Yes. Born here?" ^ .x 
 
 " No : '(hfptian nuimmy ?" 
 
 " Ah, just so. Frenchman, 1 presume?" 
 
 " No ! — not Frenchman, not Eoman ? — y)orn in Egypta I" 
 . " Born in Egypta. Never heard of Egypta b?forc. Foreign locality, 
 likely. Mummy — mummv. How calm he is — how self-i)ossessed Is 
 ah— is he dead ?" ' i • - • • , 
 
 " Oh, sacre bleu, been dead three thousan' year !" 
 
 The doctor turned on him savagely : 
 
 " Here, now, what do you mean ))y such conduct as this : Playing us 
 for C/'hinamon because we are strangers and trying to learn 1 Trying to 
 impose your vile secondhand carcasses on us ! — thunder and lightniu", 
 I've ,1 notion to — to — if you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out !— 
 or by George we'll brain you 1" 
 
 We malie it exceedingly interesting for this Frenchman. However, 
 Jie has paid us back, partly, without knowing it. He came to the hotel 
 this morning to ask if we were u]), and he endeavored as well as he could 
 to describe us, .so that the landlord would know which persons he meant. 
 Hefinished with the casual remark that we were lunatics. The obser- 
 vation was so innocent and so honest that it amounted to a very good 
 tiling for a guide to say. 
 
 There was one remark (already mentioned,) which never yet has failed 
 
SUBTERHAXEAX MYSTERIES. 
 
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 dse to s V Tlfit \ ^" T '* ""YT' ^^'^'"^ ^^« ^^"" t^"'^!^ «f ""thing 
 else to sa> . After they Lave exhausted tlieir enthusiasm pointin- out to us 
 
 aiicl pnusmg he beauties of some ancient bronze image Ir brokeSl^ed 
 «tatue, Ave look at it stupidly and in silence for five, ten, fifteen mimrtes 
 -as long as we can hold out, in fact-and then ask • 
 " Is— IS lie dead V 
 
 That comjuers the serenest of them. It is not Nvhat they are lookin- 
 
 for-esi-ecially a new guule. Our Roman Ferguson is tlu/most pa^k^u" 
 
 nisuspeoting, ong-suffermg subject we have had vet. We .shall be so n' 
 
 part with Inm. We have enjoyed his society verv much. AVe Zt 
 
 he has enjoyed ours, but we are harassed with doubts 
 
 We Ime hem in the catacombs. It was like going down into a verv 
 deep cellar, only it was a cellar which hud no end to it. The ninw 
 passages a.e roughly hewn in the rock, and on each hand as you pa s 
 along the hollowed shelves are carved out, from three to fourteen deep • 
 each held a corpse once. There are names, and Christian svmbol.s 2l 
 piayai.,, o, sc.itauc.s expressive of Caristiau hopes, carved u,>on nmrly 
 
 n vk ' ? '"'V'- ^?''' "^ ^^'■''^ '»"l^« "^ t'^« ff™'»^<'. the first 
 
 •?t n t" Vr f ;T, r'r";' '^ r^^'' P-secutlon. They crkwled out 
 iol u tl /?; Z' : r'^ \ ""^'r' '''''' "^ '^"^ '^^y *^'"^' The priest 
 K.;' V . 1 r''^^'^*^'"^ ^'^"^'^ "'i<i«^- &''-<^"'i'-l foi-.some time while he was 
 l^mg hunted ; he went out one day, and the soldiery discovere.l and 
 
 tt ^""- *" '^'f' r^ ' '^'■^•^^^•«- ^i^'« oi- «i-^ of the eurlv Pope. w 1 o e 
 vl o reigned about sixteen huiulred years ago-held thkr papal couHs 
 and advised with tlieir clergy in the bowels of the ear h.^ DiX' 
 seventeen years-from A. D. 23.^ to A. D. 252-the Topes di it 
 appear above ground. Four were raised to the gi-eat office lurin ' th^ 
 penod Four years apiece, or thereabouts. It is very sug<.estive of 4 
 unheal nness of underground graveyards as places of r^^e. oZ 
 Pope afterward si>ent las entire pontificate in the catacor,bs-ei<dit years 
 Another was dlsco^-ered in them and murdered in the episcopailair 
 There was no satisfaction in being a Pope in those days' There were 
 too many annoyance.s. There are one hundred and sixty catacombs 
 miaer Eome, each with its maze of narrow passages crossing and reo oS 
 each other and each passage walled to the tq, with scooped -.raves ts 
 entire length. A careftd estimate makes the length of the >ass,.r'es of a 1 
 the catacombs combined foot up nine hundred miles, and theil gnives nu 
 
 crc:;;! ""w"" "^^ ''' "^^ --^ *'"""Sl^ an the passaged of all he 
 catacombs. We were very anxious to do it, and nuide Ihe necessary 
 .rrangemeuts, but our too limited time obliged us to give u,, the id^? 
 
 U^e n, ;: ■■ fTi ?'T'^' 'K' '^'""^^ ^^^^>'""*^^ «^ St. Calliius, uuTi: 
 the Ui mv» o fet Sebastian. In the various catacombs are small c-hapels 
 '•udely lunvn m the .stones, and here the early Christians often hel if 
 religious services by dim, ghostly lights. Think of masa and a, n^!Z 
 artay tioN\ a ai thu.se tangled caverns under ground ' 
 
 lu the catacombH were buried St. Cecilia, St. Agues, and .several other 
 
 
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 RELIGIOIS KX PLOSION. 
 
 of the most celebrated of tlie .saints, .la tlie eataeoml) of St. ("allixtns, 
 Ht. Bridirot used to remain long hours in holy contemplation, and St! 
 Charles Borromco -was -wont to .spend Avliole nights in ]irayer tliei'e. It 
 was also the scene of a very marvelous thing. 
 
 " Here tli(! heart of St. I'liilip Xcii was so inllaiiiea witli ilivinc Invc as to lnu'st hi'* 
 rib.s. 
 
 I iind that grave statement in a book j)nblished in New Vork in IS.'iS, 
 and written by "Rev. William H. Xeligan. LL.l).. 3I.A., Trinity 
 College, Dul)lin ; ]Vrember of the Areluvological Society of (ri'eat Britain." 
 Tlierefore, I believe it. Otherwise, I could not. l^ndei' other eii'cum- 
 s1;ances I should have felt a cuiiosity to know wbat Philij) liad for 
 dinner. 
 
 This author ])nts my credulity oji its metal every now and tlien. He 
 tells of one St. Jo,sei)h (.ialasanctius wliose house in" Rome he visited ; he 
 visited only the house— the priest has been dead two hundred years. 
 He says the Viigin ]\Iary appeared to this saint. Then he continues : 
 
 "His toiiguo and Ids Iioart, \vliii-]i were loniul allcr nearly a iciiturv to In; wliolc, 
 when till' liody was disinterred belbi'e liis canonization, are "still jireserVid in a "la.ss 
 ease, and atter two c'lituries tlie lieart is still whole. ^\'lien the Freneh troojis eanu! 
 to Konie, and when I'ius \U. was carried away jirisoner, lilood dropped from it." 
 
 To read tliat in a l)ojk written by a monk f:ir b.irl: in the Middle 
 Ages, would surjirise no one ; it would somul niitnral an(l proper : but 
 wlien it is seriously stated in the middle of the ninetei'nth centurv, by ii 
 man of finished education, an LL.D., M.A., and an Archa-ological magnate, 
 it sounds stningely enough. Still, I would gladly clunige my unbelief 
 for Neligan's faith, and let him make the conditions as h.ird as he pleased. 
 
 Tiu^ old gentleman's undo\d)ting, unquestioning simplicity has a rare 
 freshness about it in these matter-of-fact raUroading and telegraplung days. 
 Hear him, concermng the fhurch of Ara ('(cli : 
 
 " In the roof of t]ie elanvh, direetlv ahove th(> liigli altar, is engraveil, ' 7,V^/,/.?. 
 Ctrii hirtaro Allelnia." In the sixth century lionie was visiteil l.v a fearful pesti- 
 lence. Cregory t!ie (Jrcat urged the people to do penaue^, and a gi'ncral proce.ssiou 
 was (ornied. It was to procieed from Am Cadi to St. Peter'.s. As it passed before 
 the mole of Adrian, now the eastle of St. Angelo, the sound of jieavenlv voices was 
 heard singing (it was Easter morn,) ' Ilfijina <'„'li, ladair : ulhlain': .jnhLqwui 
 mmmtipovtarc, alleltiin ; irsunr.rif. .sicid dbit ; (illclvi-i f The I'.mtitf, earrying 
 in his luuids the portrait of the Virgin, (which is over the jiigli altar and'is said to 
 Jiave been painted by St. Luke,) answered, with the astonished jieopie, ' C/m ;y/v) 
 ■mhifi Ih'iim, nl/rhiia /' At the same time an angel was seen lo put up a sword in a 
 seabbard, and the pestikiieo ceased on the same day. There arc four circuuistani.-es 
 which confirm* this miraele : the annual jiroeession which takes plaee in the western 
 chureli oil tlie least of St. Mark ; the statue of St. Michael, ]ilaeed on the mole of 
 Adrian, wliieh has since that time been ealh'd the Citstle of St. Angelo : the aiitiphou 
 Hegina Cieli. which the Catholic chureli sings during paselial time : and the inscriii- 
 tion ill tlie church." 
 
 '■^ The italies are niiiie. — jM. T. 
 
<ti) 1 Hirst liiw 
 
 CH APTEK XXYIII. 
 
 tpU)M tJ.e sauguiuary sjiorts of the Holy Luiuisitiuu ; tlio slau-iitt;r 
 of tlie Coliseum ; the (li.snial t(jinb.s of the (.'atacnr.uhs, ] naturally 
 puss to the pictnre8(|ue lioirors of the (Japuehiii Convent. We stoi.ped 
 a moment hi a small chapel in the church to admire u jiicturc; of St 
 Michael vanquishing satan— a picture that is so l)eautifui that J can not 
 l.ut think It belongs to the reviled •' L','Hu!mtuce," notwithstanding T 
 iiehin-e they told us one of the ancient old masters jiainted it— and then 
 we descended into the vast vault underneath. 
 
 Here was a spectacle for sensitive ma-ves ! Evidentlv the old mastej-s 
 Iiad been at work in this place. There were six divisions in the apart 
 inent, and each division was ornamented with a style of decoration 
 ])eculiar to itself— and these decorations were in ever'v instance formeil 
 of human bones I There were shapely arches, built"^ wholly of thi"li 
 bones; there were startling i)yramids, built Avhollv of grinn'iiig skulls • 
 there were (piaint architectural structures of various kinds, built of sliiii 
 bones and the bones of the arm : on the wall were elab(av.le fres-oes 
 whose curving vines wei'e made of knotted human ^vrtebra- ; whose 
 ilehcate tendrils were made of sinews and tendons ; whose flowei-s were 
 foi'med of knee-cai.s and t(jA-u;,il.s. Every lasting portion of the human 
 Irame was rei)reHented in tlier,e intricate designs (thev were by 3IicliaeI 
 Angelo, I think,) and there was a careful finish about the work, and an 
 attention to details that l)etrayed the artist's love of his labors as well as 
 ins schooled ability. I asked the g(jod-iiatured monk who accompanied 
 us. who dal this t And he said, '• [|> d:a it"— meaning himself and his 
 aethren up stairs. I could st-e that the old friar took a high pridi; in 
 Ins curious .show. We made hiu; t-dkative by exhibiting an 'interest we 
 never betrayed to guides. 
 " Who were these peoph f 
 
 "We — up stairs— Monks of *:h,' .(.'ai)uchiu order — mv brethren." 
 "How many departed ;,Monks were recniii'ed to ui'.holster these .si- 
 ]iarlorsf' 
 
 " These are the bones of four Thousand." 
 
 It took a long tinK- to get enough V 
 " Many, many centuries." 
 
 " Their different parts are well si.'j.arated— skulls iji one room, legs iii 
 another, ribs in mother— there would ))e stirring times l-ere foi' a wliile 
 
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 LK(iKXU OV BHOTHER THOMAS. 
 
 if the last tnuiii) slioiild blow. Some of the l)ret]irai might i-et liokl of 
 tlie wrong leg, in the confu.siou, and the wrong skull, and find them.selve.s 
 'limping, and looking through eye.s that were wider aj)art or clo.ser together 
 than th.n- were iiwed to. You can not tell any of these ].artie.s apart 1 
 mijipose r ' ' 
 
 " Oh, yes, I know many of them." 
 
 He put his linger on a skidl. " This was Brother Anselmo^ (h-ad 
 tliree hundi-ed year-s— a good man." 
 
 lie touchel another. "This was Brother Alexander— dead two 
 hundred and eighty years. This was 15rother (.'arlo-flead about as 
 long." 
 
 Then he took up a skull and held it in his hand, and looked reflectivelv 
 iijton it, after the manner of the grave-digger when he discourses of 
 ^ orick. 
 
 •' This," he said, " was Brother Thomas. He was a voung i)rince, the- 
 scion of a proud house that traced its lineage back to the grand old days 
 of Rome well nigh two thousand years ago. He loved beneath his e.state. 
 His family persecuted him ; persecuted the girl, as well. They drove 
 her fi'om Borne ; he followed ; he sought her far and wide ; he found no 
 trace of her. He came back aiul offered his broken heart at our altar 
 and his weary life to the service of God. But look you. Shoi-tly his 
 father died, and likewise his mother. The girl returned, nyoicing. " She 
 sought evervwhere for him whose eyes h;id used to look tenderly into 
 hers out of this poor skidl, but she could not find him. At last, in this 
 coarse garb we wear, slie recognized him in the street. He knew her. 
 It was too late. He fell where he stood. They took him up and brouglit 
 liim here. He never spoke afterward. With'in the week he died. You 
 can see the color of his hair~i\xded, somewhat— by this thin shred that 
 clings still to tlie temple. " This," (taking up a thigh bone,) " was his. 
 I'lie veins of this leaf in the decorations over your head, were his tinyei- 
 joints, a hundred and fifty yeai-s ago." ' '^ 
 
 This l)nsiness-like way of illustrating a touching story of the heart In- 
 laying the several fragments of the lover before us and naming theni, 
 was as gi'otesqne a performance, and as ghastly, as any I ever witnessed,' 
 I hardly knew whether to smile or shudder. There are nerves ami 
 inuscles in our frames who.se functions and whose methods of working 
 it seems a sort of sacrilege to describe by cold physiological names and 
 surgical technicalities, and the monk's talk suggested to me something of 
 this kind. Fancy a surgeon, with his nipi>ers lifting tendons, muscles 
 and such tilings into view, out of the complex machinery of a cori^se. 
 and observing. " Now this little nerve quivers— the vibration is imparted 
 to this muscle— from here it is passed to tli'is fibrous substance ; h.^re its 
 ingredients are separated by the chemical action of the blood— one part 
 goes to the heart and thrills it with what is popularly tei-med emotion, 
 another part follows this nerve to the brain and communicates intelli- 
 gence of a startling character — the thii-d part glides along this passage 
 and touches the .spring connected witb the fluid receptacles that lie ni 
 
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 tlierearoftlie eye. Thus, l.y this siiapk* and l.uautiful nrocess, the 
 party is informed that his inotlier is dead, and lie weeps." HoriiMe ' 
 
 _I asked the monk if all the brethren up stairs exi.ected to i)e ijut in 
 this place wlieii they died. He answered (,uietly : 
 
 " We must all lie here at last." 
 , iM'o what one can accustom liimself to.--The reflection that he must 
 some day he taken apart like an en-ine or a clock, or like a house whose 
 owner is gone, and worked up into arches and pyramids and hideous 
 Irescoes, did not distress this monk in the least. ' I thought he tveu 
 looked as if he were thinking, with conii)lacent vanity, that his own 
 sku 1 would look well on top of the hen]), and his own 'rihs add a chaim 
 to the frescoes which jiossihly they lacked v.t present. 
 
 Here and there, in ornamental alcoves, stretclied upon beds of bones 
 lay <lead and dried-uj) monks, with lank frames dressed in the black 
 robes one sees ordinarily upon priests. We examined one closely The 
 skinny hands were clasped ui)on the breast ; two lustreless tufts of haii- 
 stuck to the skull ; the skin was l)iown and sunken ; it stretched tiglitlv 
 over the cheek bones and made tliem stand out sharply ; tlie crisp dead 
 eyes were deep in the sockets ; the nostrils were i^aiiifullv prominent 
 the end of the nose being gone ; the lips had shriveled away from the 
 yellow teeth ; and brought down to us through the circlin- year« ard 
 petrihed there, was a weird laugh a full centuiy old ! ° - ' 
 
 _ It was the jolliest laugh, but yet the moJt dreadful, that one can 
 imagine. Surely, I thought, it must have been a most extraordinary 
 ,loke this veteran produced with, liis latest breatli. that he lias not .^ot 
 done laughing at it yet. At this moment I saw that the old instinct was 
 strong upon the boys, and T said we had better hurry to St. Peter's 
 They were trying to keep from asking. " Ts—is he dead V 
 
 It makes me dizzy to think of the Vatican— of its wilderness of 
 
 statues, paintings, and curiosities of every de,scrii)tion and every a.^e 
 
 I lie " old masters" (especially in sculpture), fairlv swarm thei'o. I t^u. 
 
 not write about the Vatican. I think I shall never remember anvthino- 
 
 1 saw there distinctly but the mummies, and the Transtiguration, ))v 
 
 Kaphael, and .some other things it is not necessary to mention now I 
 
 shall remember the Tran.stiguration partly because it was placed in a room 
 
 almost by itself; partly because it is acknowledged by all to be the tirst 
 
 oil painting ill the world; and partly because it was wonderfully beau- 
 
 titul. The colors are fresh and rich, the " ex])ression," I am told is 
 
 hue, the "feeling" is lively, the "tone" is good, the "depth" is profound, 
 
 and the width is a!>out four and- a half feet, I should judge. It is a 
 
 picture that really liolds one's attenti.jii; its beauty is fa.scinatin<r It is 
 
 hue enough to be a llencmmnce. A remark I niade a while ago^sm^crests 
 
 a thouglit— and a hope. Is it not possible that the rea,son I tiiKfluch 
 
 ciiiirms m this picture is because it is out of the crazy chaos of the 
 
 galleries? It some of the othei-s were set apart, miglit they not be 
 
 benutiful ? If this were .set iu the midst oi the tempest of pictures one 
 
 tmds in the vast galleries of the Roman palaces, would I think it so 
 
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 haiHlsome? If, up tu tliifs tiuu', T liad seen only oiio " old inast;)r" in 
 eadi inihicp, instead of acres ami acres of -walls and ceilings fairly 
 pajierod Avitli tlieni, might I not liavc a more civilized opinion of tlic old 
 masters than I have now? I think so. When I was a school hoy and 
 was to have a new knife. T could not make up my mind as to whicli was 
 the prettiest in the sliow-case, and I did not tliink any of them weiv. 
 ])articularly p)-otty; and so I chose with a heavy heart. But when I 
 looked at my purchase, at liome, where no glittering blades came into 
 coinjtetitiou with it, I was astonished to see how handsome it was. To 
 this day my new hats. look better out of the sho«> than they did in it 
 with other new hats. It begins to dawn upon me, now, that possibly, 
 wliat I Iiave been taking for uniform ugliness in the gallcrii-,-, may be 
 uniform beauty after all. J Iionestly ho)>e it is, to othei'S, luit certainly 
 it is not to nu\ Perhaiis tlie i'<'ason I used to enjoy gt)ing to tlm 
 Aciuh'my of Fine Arts in New York was because there were but a few 
 hundred paintings in it, and it did not surfeit me to g(j througli tiie list. 
 I sujipose the Academy was bacon and beans in the Forty-Mile Desert, 
 a;ul a European galleiy is a. staVu diiuier of thiiieen courses. ( )ne leaves 
 Jio sign after him of the one dish, but tlie thirteen frigliten awav jiis 
 ajjpetite and give liim no satisfaction. 
 
 There is one thing I am certain of, though. With all the .^Nliclnuil 
 Angelos, the .Rai)ha(?ls, the (luidos and the other old masters, tI»o 
 sublime history of Jlonu^ remains un])ainted I They painted Virgins 
 enough, and ])opes enough, and saintly scarecrows enougli, to people 
 Paradi.-:e, almost, and these things a.re all they did paint. " Noro 
 liddliiig o'er burning Uome," the assassination of ( 'a-sar, tlie stirring 
 spectacle of a hundred thousand pecjple bending lyi,-ward with rapt 
 interest, in the Coliseum, to see two skilfid gladiators hacking away 
 each others' lives, a tiger springing upon a kneeling martyr— tlies..' and a 
 thoutiand other matters wliich we read of with a, living interest, nuist be 
 sought for only in Iwoks — not among the rubbish left by the old mastei-s 
 —who are no more, I have tlic satisfaction of inft)rming the pul)lic. 
 
 Tliey did i)aint, and tliey did carve in marble, one iiistorical sceni>, 
 and one only (of any g)'eat historical conse(pience). And what ^\■as it, 
 an<I why did tliey choose it, particularly / It was the Rape of the 
 Sabines, and they chose it for the legs and busts. 
 
 1 like to look at statues, however, and I like to look at pictr^res, also 
 —even of monks looking up in sacred ecstasy, and monks looking down 
 in meditation, and monks skirmishing for something to eat — and therefore I 
 droji ill nature to thaidc the pajial govennnent for so jealously gunrding 
 and so industriously gathering iij) these things ; and i'or perniitting me, 
 a stranger and not an entirely friendly one, to roam at will and unmo- 
 lested anuHig them, chaiging nie nothing, and only requi-ing that 1 .shall 
 liehave myself simply as well as I ought to behave in any other man's 
 house. I thank the holy fatliei- I'ight heartily, and I wish him long life 
 and jilentv (if lianiiiuess, 
 
 Tlie Popes have long been the i:atrons and i)reservers of art, just as 
 
 
I'Al'Ar. FH' I XTION OF ART. 
 
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 ■nur new, i)ractic!il Republic is tlio ,mvimva<if',v and uplioldtn-of mecliaiiics. 
 In tlicir Vatican is stored up all tliat is c-nrious and Ix-autiful in art ; ia 
 our Patent Office is hoarded all tliat is curious or useful in nieclianicH. 
 When a man invents a new style of liorse-oollar or discovers a new and 
 superior nu^thod of teleyraphiuK, our -^'ovtu'nnient issues a patent to liiin 
 that IS worth a fortune ; when a man di<rs up an ancii^nt statue in the 
 ( rtinpa,;,ma, tlie Poj.e jL^ives him a fortune in ><old coin. We can make 
 somethmj;- of a yuess at a man's character hv the style of nose he carries 
 <jn his face. The Vatican and tlie Patent <Mce are governmental noses 
 and they hear a <leal of character about them. ' 
 
 The n-uide sliowed us a colossal statue of Jupiter, in tJie Vatican,' 
 which lie said looked so dama.ired and rusty— so like the (ioil of tlie 
 Vagabonds— l)ecause it had l)ut recently been dug up in the f!ami)agiia. 
 He asked how much we suppos(Ml this'jupiter was worth ( I repfied 
 witJi intelligent promptness, that lie was probably woi-th about four 
 dollars-may he four and a half. "A. hundrecr thousand d,, liars '" 
 Ferguson said. Ferguson said further, that the Pope permits no ancient 
 work of this kind to leave his (hjininions. He appoints a commission to 
 examine discoverit.'S like this and report upon the value : then tlie Pope 
 pays the discoverer one-half of that assesso.l value and takes the statue, 
 He said this Jupiter was dug from a field which had just been bought 
 tor tliirty-si.v thousand dollars, so the first crop was a 'good one for the 
 new tanner. Tdo not know whether Ferguson alwavs 'tells the truth or 
 not, but I suppose he does. I know that an exorbitant export duty is 
 exacted upon all pictures painted ])y the old masters, in order to discour- 
 age the sale of those in the ])rivate collections. I am satisfied, also 
 that genuine old masters hardly exist at all. in America, because the 
 cheai.pst and most insignificant of them are valued at the price of a fine 
 farm. I proposed to buy a small trifle of a Raphael, myself, but tho 
 price iA It was eighty thousand dollars, the exjiort duty Avould have 
 made it considerably over a Inmdred, and so I studied on' it awhile and 
 .oncluded not to take it. ?t;^. 
 
 I wish hf-re to mention a; inscription T have seen, befo)-e I forget it: 
 ''Glory to Crod in the higl,-st, peace ou earth to jikn of (iooD^wiLLl" 
 rn ""* ^.''"'* scripture, but it is sound (Utholic and liuman nature. 
 _ This IS m letters of gold around the ai)sis of a Mosaic ca-oup .at the 
 side of the,w(fe .smifa church of St. Joliii Later, n, the^Mother and 
 -Mistress of all the Catholic churches of the worl.l. Tlie groui) rei)i-e- 
 sents the Saviour, St. Peter, Pope Leo, St. Silvester, donstantine and 
 (.iiarlemagne. Peter is giving the paUhna to the Pope, and a standard 
 to t harlemagne. The Saviour is giving the keys to St. Silvester, and a 
 standard to Oonstantine. No i)rayer is offered to the Saviour, who seems 
 to be of httle importance any where in Rome ; but an inscription below 
 say.s, •• Blei,-ml Fefer, ijli-e life to Pope Leo aadvirfory to King VharUs.\ 
 It does not say " Intcrr.eilfi for iia, through th" Sa i-Mu-, witls the Father' 
 for this boon," but "Blessed Peter, (^iVe'i^ us." 
 
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 ^!':'"':'''-^«""e J^^'flve or Hfteei, canonized Popes and n.artvrs. 
 
 /',./ /.--Jesus ( hnst the Saviour-(but always as an infant in arn.s.) 
 
 I Diny be wrong ,n this- my „d-n.ent rrrs often, just as is the case 
 with other n.en's but it h n.y ,indf,Mnei.t, U- it good or bad. 
 
 uJn T''l '"«"*^'^ .something that .seems curious t., me. There 
 rrT" wf" < '."••^•^'-" »' Rome, and no "Churches of the lo v 
 
 about a fcn,rtli of them .seemed to bo named for the Madonna and St. 
 mei. rhere are so many named for Mar. that tlun have to beditin- 
 gULshed by all sorts of affixes, if I understand the n.atter rightly ' 1 en 
 we have churches of St. Louis ; St. Augustine ; St. Agnes ; St. Calixt^^s 
 St Lorenzo m Lucina ; St. .Lorenzo in Damaso f St (V.-ilia^ St 
 
 mSur'Vi*- ^"^^ ^t' ""'■ ''''^^''^'•"-' «t- J^ominico and a 
 multitmle of lesser sar.^. who.se names are not familiar in the worl.l 
 
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 Day after day aiul ri^riit after night we have wandered amon.^ the 
 cnnnbhng wonders of Kome ; day after day and night after ^ To 
 a e led upon the dust and decay of fivc-and-twenty centurie.s ha^•e 
 brooded over them by day and drean.t of thenx by niglit till son.etunes 
 .riTabl'e ;r "'"^ awayourseh-es, and growing defaced an.l cornerl S 
 tuitu •'* '"7 ?^"''"* ^ ^'^" '^ l^'-^>' *° «'^'^»^ antiquary and be patched 
 
 vandals to scribble their names on forever and forev.n-more 
 
 J3ut the surest way to stop writing about Rome is to stop. I wished 
 to write a real " gxude-book" chapter on this fascinating city, but I coul 
 :"* t ''' ^r'^""' ^ '-•« ^'^' '^'1 tl- tin- like a boy in a^andylsho, -- h I 
 
 hopelessly for a hundred pages of manuscript without knowing where to 
 commence. I wil not commence at all.' Our passports Inive bee 
 examined. We will go to Na])les. 
 
ciiai>tj:k XXIX. 
 
 X 1 a,s iH-tu lu-iv s,.ven,l .Inys m.hI vvill ..Mnain sev.u.H more We that 
 ca.ne hy ,.ul froia Konu- l.ave escaped this nusfortnne. )f comse Ti 
 ...ue ,s alhnved to ^o ou hoar.1 the ship, or cu.no ashore fVou> h. She is 
 =t l-nsun, now. I'he pass.u.g.rs prol.ahly sp.n.l the h.ng, I azin- dav« 
 
 ook.n. out fro>a u>u er the au-mngs at Vesul in:; and the b^autl^'l city- 
 ana m sweanny-. Tliink of ten days of tliis sort of pastiiao '-Weuo 
 out every day .n a boat and request then, to eonio ashore It soothes 
 them. We ho ten steps fr.nn the ship and tell then, how sp endi 1 e 
 y.ty IS ; and how mueh batter the hotel fare is liere than any^i^l^tre Z 
 .u Europe ; and how c.ol it is ; and what frozen contiueu if i erelm 
 there are ; and wha a time we are havm-^ ..avortin,. about th couTv 
 and sa.l.ng to the islands in the Bay. This tranquiHzes then. ^ 
 
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 I shall remember our trip to Vesuvius for manv a dav-partlv 1,ecr 
 ... >s s.ght-seem^ ex,.enences, but chiefly on 'account of the fat tme 
 u the journey. 'J svo or three of t.s had i.een resting ourselves anS 
 the tranqud and beautiful scenery of the island ot" Jhbeiheen 
 miles out in the harbor, for two days ; we called it >• rest '' b ft 1 do 
 not remember now M-h ^he resting consist,.,! of, for when we got ilk 
 o Naples we had not slept lor forty-eight hours. We were jus' tbo. fto 
 go to bed early a the evening, and catch up on some of the 'lee, we Id 
 lost, when we heard o this Vesuvius expedition. There w^fto be ei'^ 
 of us n. the j.arty, and we were to leave Naples at nudnl^ht. We Md 
 u on.,, provisions for the trip, engaged .arriagas to take 'us to Annunci- 
 ation, and then moved about the city, ,o kee? awake, till twelve We 
 got away punctually, and in the course of an hour and a half arrived at 
 he town 01 Amuincuvtiou Annunciation is the verv last phice n hn the 
 ■sun. In other towns m Italy the people e around . uiiet v •in, wit fZ 
 you to ask them a ..uestion or do Lni overt act thia' " t'^^a S o 
 --but m Annunciation they have lost even that fragment of iX cv 
 they .seize a lady's sha^^ 1 from a chair an,l li.-.=.-l if to he •in d hT^ ' 
 penny ; they open a carriage door, and charge i^U-stVhw'T^^ 
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 bnisli your clotlins aiul make tlieui worse tliiui tliey were befou- two 
 
 cents ; smile upon you— two cents ; how, witli a liek-spittle smirk, liat 
 in liand— two cents ; they volunteer all information, such as that the 
 
 mules will airive presently — two cents — warm day, sir — two cents 
 
 take you f;)ur hours to make the ascent— two cents. And so they -^o. 
 They crowd you — infest you — swarm about you, and sweat and snu'll 
 offensively, and look sneakin<f, and mean, and ol)se(iuious. There is no 
 office too degrading,' for them to perform, for money. I have had no rp- 
 l>ortunity to lind out any thing about the upi)er classes by my own obser- 
 vation, but from what I hear said about them I jiulge that what they 
 lack in one or two of the bad traits the <'(inaUle have, they make up ii'i 
 one or two others that are worse. How the people beg I-^many of them 
 very well dressed, too. 
 
 I said I knew nothing against the upper clas.ses by personal observation. 
 I nuist recall It ! I had forgotten. What I saw tlieir bravest and fairest 
 do last night, the lowest multitude that could be scraped up out of the 
 pui'lieus of Christendom would blush to do, I think. They assembled by 
 hundreds, and even tliousands, in the great Theatre of San'C^arlo, to do- 
 what ] Why, simply to make fun of an old woman — to deride, to hiss, 
 to jeer at an actress they once worshipped, but whose beauty is faded 
 now and whoso voice has lost its former richness. Every body spo':e of 
 the rare sport there was to b3. They said the theatre wonUfbe cram- 
 med, because Fi-ezzolini was going to sing. It was said she could not 
 •sing well, now, but then the people liked to see her, anyhow. And so 
 we went. And every time the woman sang they hissed and laughed— 
 the whole mngnilicent house-and as sooii as she left the stage they called 
 her on again with applause, (^nce or twice she was encored tive and six 
 times in succession, and received with hisses when she appeared, and dis- 
 charged with hisses and laughter when she had finished— then instantly 
 encored and insulted again ! Ami how the high-born knaves enjoyed it': 
 White-kidded gentlemen and ladies laughed till the tears came, and claj)- 
 ped their hands in very ecstasy when that unhappy old woman would 
 come meekly out for the sixth time, with uncomi)laining patience, to 
 meet a'stornv of his.-iO =, ! It was the cru?lest exhibition — the most wanton, 
 the most unfeeling. The singer would have conquered an audience of 
 American rowtlies by her bi-ave, unHinching tranquility (for sh? answered 
 encore after encore, and smiled and Ijowed pleasantly !i and sang the best 
 she possibly could, and. went bowing off, through all the jeers and hisses, 
 without ever losing countenance or tem})L>r :) and surely in any other land 
 than Italy her sex and her helplessness must have been an ample protec- 
 tion to her — she could have needed no other. Think what a nuiltitude 
 of small souls wei-e crowded into that theatre last night. If the manager 
 could have filled his theatre with Neapolitan souls alone, without the 
 bodies, he could not have cleared less than ninety* millions of dollars. 
 What traita of character must a man have to enable him to help three 
 thnu.sand miscreantH t^o hiss, and jeer, and laugh at one fricruU'ess old 
 woman, and shamefully humiliate Iier \ He must ha\e oH the vile mean 
 
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 nuts tJiore are. My ol.servatiuu luM'sundcs n.e (1 do not Hk.. to ventu.v 
 (.eyond my own personal observation,) tliat the upper classes of Xaj.ies 
 |K,ssess those traits of cliaracter. Oth.^wise tl.ev n,av he verv .'ood 
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 In this city of Naples. tJiev lieli 
 
 edest of all tlie rel 
 
 ve in and snjiport one of tlie wretcli- 
 
 igious iiii])ostures one can Hnd in Italy the 
 
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 miraculous 
 a year the priests 
 
 iHluefact.on o the hood of St. Jannarius. , „.,. ._ .,„,,,, 
 
 as.sen.hle al the people at the cathedral, and -et out this vial of dotte.l 
 Noodand let them see it .slowly di.ssolve and l.econie li.p.id-and every 
 
 is repeated, wliile the i)rie.sts o'o 
 
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 day for eight days, this dismaf f _ _ ^.„ ,,^,^ 
 
 amon- the crowd and collect inonev for' tile ("xhi'hition 
 day, the l,loo<l li.p-efies in forty-seven minutes-the church is crammed 
 then, ami time must he allowed the collectors to get around : after that 
 It Inpielics a little <in.cker and a little .piicker, every dav, as the houses 
 g.w snialler till on the eighth day, with only a few dozens present to 
 .see tla^ miracle, it lupiehes m four minutes. 
 
 J^uH! ^'"'"'i ''■'''' ^''?;;"'';l^'- ^'T '•' -'•""'' V''>^^>^^^ou, of prie,sts, citizens, 
 soldiers .sailors, and the high dignitaries of the City Government, one.' 
 a your, o shave the head of a made-ui. Ma.lonna-a stuHed and painted 
 image, like a milliners dummy-wlio.se hair miraculously grew and 
 restored .tself every tM-elve months. They still kept up this shavin-r 
 proce.ssion as late as four or live years ago. It was a Source of great 
 Fofit to the cliurdi that posse.s.sed the remarkal.le eth'gv, and the ceremony 
 of t ,e pnl.lic barbering of her was always carried out with the ...reatcsi 
 «jlat and di,splay-the more the better, because the more ex.'itement 
 there was about it the larger the crowds it drew and the heavier the 
 i-evenues it prodnced-but at last a day came when the ?o|>e and his 
 servants were unpopular in Naj.les, and the Cfity (iov,.rnment stoppe.l 
 tlie Madonna s animal show. ' ' 
 
 There we have two .specimens of tliese Ne*i,olitans-two of the silliest 
 possible fraiuLs, which half the population religion.sl / and faithfullv 
 beheved and the other half either l,elieved al.so or else .said nothing about 
 It, and thus ent hemselves to the support of the imposture. I nm very 
 well .satished to think the whole population believed in tJione poor, cheai. 
 miracles~a people who want two cents every time thev bow to von and 
 wJio alai.se a woman, are capable of it, I think. ^ " ' 
 
 ASCKNT OK VKSLVIIS— CONTrXLED. 
 
 The.se Neapolitansalwaysa.sk four times as mncli money as they intend 
 to take, but It you "giv., them what they tirst demand, they feel ashamed 
 ot tliem.selves lor aiming so low, and immediately ask more Wi,"n 
 money is to be paid and received, there is always some vehement jawing 
 aiul gesticulating about it. One can not buy and pay for two cent's 
 
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 worth of clams without trouble and a (jiiarvel. One "course," h\ ii 
 tAvo-horse carriage, costs a franc— that is law— l)ut the hackmaii' always 
 demands more, on some i)retence or other, and if he gets it he makes a 
 new demand.^ It is said that n stranger took a oue-hoi-so carriage for a 
 comse — tariff, half a franc. He gave the man five francs, by way of 
 experiment. He demanded more, and received another franc. Again 
 he demanded more, and got a franc— demanded mon^ and it was refiised. 
 fie grew vehement— was again refused, and became noisy. The stranger 
 said, " Well, give me the sever, franos again, and I will see what 1 can 
 do"— and wheii he got them, he handed the hackmanhalf a franc, and ho 
 unmexliately asked fur two cents to buy a drink with. It may be thought, 
 that I am prejudiced. Perhaps 1 am. I would b3 ashamed of myself 
 if I were not. 
 
 ASCKXT OF VKSi;VJLS — CONTINrKD. 
 
 Well, as 1 was .saying, we got our mules and horses, after an hoar and 
 a half of bargaining with tin; population of Annunciation, and starttni 
 sleepily u]) the mountain, with a vagrant at each mule's tail who pre- 
 tended to be driving the brute along, but was really holding on and 
 getting himself dragged up instead. I made slow headway at Hrst, but, 
 I began to get dissatisfied at the idea of i)aying my minion five trancs to 
 hold my mule back by the tail and keep him from going uj) the hill, 
 and so I discharged him. T got along faster then. 
 
 We had one magnificent picture of Naples from a higli point on the 
 mountain side. We saw nothing but the gas lamps of course— two- 
 thirds of a circle, skirting the great Bay -a necklace of diarr- '^ 
 glinting uj) through the dai-kness from the remote distance— less b"i 
 than the stars overhead, but more .softly, richly beautiful— and ovet ,..ll 
 the great city the lights crossed and recrossed each other in many and 
 many a sparkling line and curve. And back of the town, fur around 
 and abroad over the miles of level campagna, were scattered rows, and 
 circles, and clusters of iiglit, all glowing like .so many ffems, and marking 
 where a .score of villages were sleeping. About this" time, the fellow 
 who was hanging on to the tail of the hor.se in front of uie and ]>ractising 
 all sorts of uniKJcessary cruelty u|)on the animal, got kicked some 
 fourteen rods, and this incident, together with the fairy spectacle of the 
 lights far in the distance, made me serenely happy, and I mms glad I 
 started to Vesiivius. 
 
 ASCENT OK MOLNT VKSfVUS — COXTINrKD. 
 
 This subject will be excellent matter for a chapter, and to-morrow or 
 next dav T will write it. 
 
CHAPTER XXX 
 
 morrow ov 
 
 ASCKNT (I!- VE,S(\IIS--(0XTI.\1KI). 
 
 K_; sauly dio att<T lucre v seem.' it hnf- fn •.+<-fMi-,,,f . r .1 
 ■night tuvn out u little dim.n^.t]v. To t Xa^K.^^Ts ^'riu'r 
 -rly ,lawu iron, far up o., tlu- sidcM,f VosuviL. is to soe .^ ot m of 
 wojuLrfnl beauty. At tl.at .listnnc. its .liu.^v In.iMings JoolJl t t, 
 m .1 so, rank on rank of balconies, uin.lows an.l ^,ofs^!^ , .i e en7 
 «J" ves up from .the blue oce.n til] the colossal castle of St." W mo to 1 
 the grand white pyraniul and ^ave the picture svnunetrv en n s n 
 completeness. And when its lilies tui.ed to rose 'vhen \ I i 
 under the sun's first kiss-it was beautiful be^>ml^";i:ii;t m ''''te 
 nngh wel say, then, " See Naples and die."^ The frame of !,.ic. 
 
 colois the lofty islands swimming in a dreamv lia.e in the distance ■ -.t 
 our end of the city the stately double ..ak of^ Vesu^■ius, ai s ron 
 »>lack ribs and seams of lava stretching ,lown to the limitless I'vH 
 campagna-a. green carpet that enchants the eve and leads it and on 
 pas. clusters of trees, and isolate.l l.ouses, and snowv v 11 . e ; it 
 
 shreds out in a fnnge of mist and general vagueness f^.r aw.v ""i " L 
 "ri:''''"^^ "^ ''" '''-' '' ^---Mhat<me should - ^ 
 Uut do not go within the walls and lo'^k at it in detail. That takes 
 |nvay some of the romance of the thing. The people are filthy , t h'ir 
 hnbis, ami this "-kes tilthy sti.ets and breedi diJagreeable ^id, s 
 slw r" ' rt'"' "'' ' '••^:"">'»ity so pn^udiced against the cholera 
 .these Zseapohtans are. E„t they have good reason to be. The 
 liolera genera ly vanquishes a Neapolitan when it seizes him, because 
 you understand, before the doctor can dig through the dirt and -Vt a ^ 
 
 ;'r;::t:^r;t "^^- ''- """^" -'-'- ^-^^'^ -^ --'-^^ eve.,'iay,^:;;? 
 
 The streets are generally about wide enough fo/ one wagon, and how 
 they do swarm with poople : it is broadway repeated in evT-rv stree in 
 . veiT court, m every alley : Such masses, suclAhron.s. sucli nud^ ude 
 ofhunymg, bustling, stru:r^ding humanity : AVe never saw the 1 k o f 
 ^t, hnnlly even m New York, I think. Tl.ere are seldom anv side va k 
 
IfM 
 
 SHOT TOWKR DWKLLlN.iS. 
 
 :ui(l when tliort) are, tliey lire not uit(-ii m ido tiiougli t<j it;i.ss a inau on 
 ^vitllout caroiuin<jf or. liini. So f voryWody walks in tlie street— and where 
 the street is wide enough, cairiagcs am forever (hisliing ah)ng. Wliy ji 
 thousand \Hj]ihi are not nni over and ori]. pled every <lay is a niysteiy 
 tliat no niiin .an solve. 
 
 Hut if there is an eighth wonder in the world, it mvist he the dwelling- 
 liouses of Naples. I honestly heliexc a good majority of them are li 
 liundred feet high ! And the solid l.rifk Avails are seven feet throu<,di. 
 Von go lip nine flights of stairs hefoie you get to the "f.rst" floor. No, 
 not nine, hut there or thereabouts. There is a little bird-cage of aii 
 iron railing in front of every wuidow elcai- away iiji, up, up, among the 
 eternal elouds, where the roof is. and there is always somebody looking 
 <ait of every window i)eo])l(f of ordinary size looking out from the 
 first Hoor, p?ople a shade smaller from tin- second, i)eople thai 
 look a little smaller yet from the third — and froui thence upward they 
 .gi-ow smaller and smaller by a regulai-ly giaduated diminution, till tlie 
 folks in the topTucjst wimlows seem moi-e ]ik(> Idrds in an luicommonly 
 tall martin-box than any thing else. Tjie ptM-spective of one of these 
 narrow cracks of sti-eets, with its rows of tall houses stretching away till 
 Ihey come together in the distance like lailway tracks ; its clothes-lines 
 crossing over at all altitudes and saving their bannered raffredness over 
 the swarms of peoph^ below ; and the whito-dressed women perched 
 
 in balcony railings all the way from the jiaNement up to the heav(>ns 
 
 a jieispective like that is really wo'-tli going into Neapolitan details to 
 see. 
 
 ASCKNT UK VF.srVlls 
 
 oxriMi;]). 
 
 Naples, with its inniiediate suburl)s. contains six hundred and twenty- 
 tive thousand inhabitants, I)\it 1 am satisfied it covei-s no more ground 
 than an Anierican city of one Innah'ed au'l fifty thousand. It reached 
 up into the air infinitely IiighcL- than thi'ce American cities, though, and 
 there is where the secret of it lies. I will observe here, in passint;', that 
 the contrasts l)etween oj>uleuceand ]»)vcrty. and magniticence and miserv, 
 .are more freipient and more sti'iking in Niiplestlian in Paris even. One 
 iiniKt go to the l^?ois de Boidogne to see fashionable dres.sing, splendid 
 ecpiipages and stunning liveries, mid to the !'''aul)oiu'g St. Antoiue to see 
 vice, miseiy. Inniger. rags, din but in thv thoroughfares of Naples 
 t'.iese things jire all mixed t(jgethcr. Naked boys of nine years and the 
 fancy-dressed cliildi'en of lu.xury : shreds and tatters, and brilliant 
 uniforms ; jackass-cai'tsand state carriages : beggars, Pi'inces and Bishops*, 
 .'Hjstle each other in every street. At si,\ o'clock every evening, all 
 Naples turns out to di-ive on the Ji'lviere ifi VJunJd, (wluitever that' may 
 mean ;) and foi- two hours one may stand there and sse the niotliest and 
 Avorst mixed procession go by that ever eyes beheld. Princes (there are 
 more Princes than jiolicemen in Naples- -the city is infested with them) 
 ■ Pi'inces -who live up seven fiights of stairs and don't own any princi- 
 
SIRPHININ*; wa(;ks. 
 
 195 
 
 money on . hackSfi,: f : ^ '\ l^''' '''""^''^ ^^ -i-^^^o. ti:. 
 
 with geo.^eous .liVe^;;'" ^^^^ tS j;; "?;r""i ""t«^^ -^' 
 
 pi-oeesHion yoes For two I,n„ '. i ' ,' '""^ ''" the f.iiious 
 
 poverty ote;ai':;sS;i.""aerti:'ti;r'"'' '"' ^^'""■•^^^ -"« 
 
 l>ome serene J.,ppv,Leredlith.'orvi '"■'"'''"^' ""' *'"^'' ■^'" 
 
 u. f ';e;-i; jrr^ •;;: r tt;;;-: .;:;,;- ^^f -'- 
 Au-i then 1 «t^>,ed out'::;s- .;^ ::; z^::i::r^,^r' "V-^; 
 
 whoAvus eatin<{ l.is dinner on tl,,. ,.,„.) J ^^'"^♦^'' "^f'' 'i va;,'al)oua 
 
 I'unch of ...apes. W en V L d i H '!" """ F''" "' ^''''^^ '->'"' '^ 
 tVuit estahli.l,Lnt (la, In d t u-" .1 ;.:'.;'''' ''^ T" '^'"^'''^ "' '' 
 ;.t two cents a <lay. \.u,l that 1 J. h U ' ^e ^t ^ T ^T T 'i^'^''''> 
 lost some of n)v enthusi.ix,,, ,.„„ ^!, , . '""'^ ^''^"^''^ ''« >»ve.I, I 
 
 .™snatu..4- sillier;: :;r;r;;;rs:'2r^^^ 
 
 «et six dolla,; and a If a ,,,;,. ^^ 7"" '^f^'V' '"^"t''. I'nnten, 
 .uets thirteen. To 1 e : win ^^^^^^^^^^ ^ V Y"'f "^■" " ^'"'^^'"'"^ ^^»'" 
 
 is, naturally na.kes Id!:: ii: !'',,:! ;'^ljl^^'^'''> '- «- -- 
 nisuffevable. <i'istoLi..t. I i.e air, he puts on am 
 
 And, speaking' of wn-es. remind, me of pne^s of .,.■.„(,. n r 
 Pans you pay twelve dollars a dozen for .fonv , \ 1 e ' 1 j ''•, '" 
 of ahont as good ,M,aIitv sojl here mv tl.rJ. , "f /'"' yJ'^vo.s ; gluv,^ 
 
 .^ five and ti. d.lllars apiel'^ ^n:'uZrJZ in^Sj-'t" , T"" 
 r^^ghorn you pay two and a half fn M-n-se W ^""''^ ' }""' ' '"' ^>' 
 tor a Hrst-class d.vss eoat made l.v ^o 1 i W tt^ • ^ J'^^V'"^ '''^^'"'^ 
 «et_a full .Iress suit tor the s;^ne^H. , ^W 'vJ^iT^T '"" 
 hu«.ne,ss suits at from ten to twentv dollars' and i ] ■ < .„. ''■"'''•^'^'■'^ 
 
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 TIIK ISI.A.Mi III- ( APItl. 
 
 ASCKNT or VKSi VH .S- -CONTINl Kl>. 
 
 Ami thus i\u' v.oiid ;rt'ul Blue ( irottu its suj^^csted to me. It is situatod 
 oil tlio Island oi" ('aj»ri, tweiity-t%vi» miles from ij^aples. Wo chartered 
 :i little stoaiiieraud went out thei'c. Of course, the police huarded us iuid 
 \n\t us through a health examination, and iiKjuired into our jiolitics, helon; 
 tlioy wouhl let us land. The airs these little insect (.tovernments jtut on are 
 in the last d'.;u;"'^e lidieulous. They even ]>iit a jtolieemaii on hoai'd of our 
 i>i)ut t'^ keep an eye on us as lon^ as we wen.' in tlu; Capri dominions. They 
 thoiiifht we wanted to steal the ^^rotto, I supjiose. It was worth stealing;. 
 Tlie entrances t > the cave is four feet iiic'li and four feet wide, and is ih 
 tlie face of a lofty ]ier[iendicular clitl' — the sea-wall. Vou enter in 
 small hoats — anil a ti<;lit S([ueeze it is, too. You can not <,'w in at ail 
 v.licu the tide is up. ( )iice within, you tind yourself in an arched cavern 
 ivijout one hundri.'d and sixty feet lon<::, one hundred and twiMity wid^, 
 Hud al)oiit seventy high. Jfow deep it is no niau knows. It ;,'oes di/^^vu 
 to the bottom of the ocean. The waters of this placid suhterranean lake 
 sire tho briyhtest, loveliest blue that can l)e imagined. They are as 
 transparent as plate glass, ami their coloring woidd shame the lichest 
 sky tliat ever bent over Italy. No tint could be more ravishing, mi 
 lustre more supci-b. Throw a stone into the water, and the myriad of 
 tinybubliles that are created flash out a brilliant glare like blue theatrical 
 fires. Dip an oar, ;iud its blade turns to splendid frosted silver, tinted 
 with blue. Let a man jump in, and instantly he is cased in an armor 
 more gorgeous than ever kingly ( 'I'usader wore. 
 
 Then we went to Ischia, but I had ali-eady lieen to that island and 
 tired myself to death " resting" a c(jupl(> of days and studying human 
 villainy, with the landlord of the (rrand .Sentinelle for a model. So we 
 went to Pi'ocida, and from thence to Pozzuoli, where St. Paul landed 
 after ht? sailed from Samos. I landed at precisely the same spot where 
 St. Paul landed, and so did Dan and the others. It was a reinaikal)le 
 coincidence. St. Paul pi-eached to tliese ]ieople seven days before he 
 .started to Rome. 
 
 LNcro's Piaths. the ruins of IJaia'. the Temjile (.)f Serapis ; ( 'uma-. 
 where the (Junnvn Sybil inter[ireted the oracles, the lake \gnano, witli 
 its ancient submerged city, still visible far down in its depths — these 
 «nd a hundred other j)oints of interest we examined with critical 
 imbeiility, but the (li'otto of the Dog claimed our chief attention, 
 Itecause wo had heard and read so much about it. Every body has 
 written al)out the Grotto del Cani^ and its poisonous vapors, from P!iny 
 fiown to Smith, and every tourist has held a dog over its floor by the 
 legs to test the capabilities of tin.' place. The dog dies in a minute and a 
 half — a chicken instantly. As a general thing, strangers who craw 1 in 
 there to slee]) do not get up until they are called. And then they don't 
 either. The stranger that ventures to sleep thei'c takes a perinaiient 
 conti'act. 
 
 I longed to see this yrotto. 
 
 I resolved to take a dog and hold 
 
Iiim mysfit ; siirtocit.- Iiini n littl. 
 niuro iiiid tlicn tini-sii |,i,, 
 
 TMK SI M.MIT I!|;A( lli:i>. 
 
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 I!); 
 
 '""' f'""' ''ill' : Mi(ioc;il<f limiMdii.' 
 
 . .n„ , , , ^^ '■''■■"''"•'' 'ill' ,i;it'tt(. at idiout thivi! ill til. • 
 
 aitoruuon,M,Mlprna.,Mle,l at unn- t., ,mmI<.. ,1... .x,,..n,M,.Mts 
 ai' in.iM.rtaiit <li(}i,..,lty piVM-ut,.,! itsHf. \\\. 1,,,,1 „„ ,Ur^. ' 
 
 iiut l|i)V,. 
 
 
 ASCKNT (,K \KSI \ns ((..NTIM |.;,,. 
 
 At tlif Hcnaitajic w 
 
 itiiovo tilt! sen 
 Fdi- tl 
 
 i' weiv alM.ur tift....ii or ci-I.tfcii lnii„liv,I t'r.r-t 
 
 linijit 
 
 uiul tlnis far a portion of tla 
 if> next two miles tiic road was a mixt 
 
 iiiulsonicl lilies it was not; hut 
 
 .iwciit liad lircu pretty aliriii t. 
 lire- .suiiiftiirie.s tlieaseiMit \v;«s 
 
 nine, wi^liont faihin 
 
 -witl 
 
 one cliaraeteiistie it pos.se,s:,(!ii all t 
 
 mirly and nnsj.eakal.ly infamous, 
 "ver an old lava llcnvl-a l.lack 
 
 lout nioililleation it 
 
 \\'a.s all lUK'oi 
 
 npioiui- 
 
 It *vas a rongli, narrow trail, and I'd 
 
 faiitastie sliajie; 
 wilderness of I 
 
 ocean wlneli was Inmhled into a ti 
 
 1 wild ehaos of ruin, desulat 
 
 luiisand 
 
 tniiiintiiiii.s rent asnnder- -of 
 
 ullowy npjieavals, of fui 
 
 ion. 
 
 lous w 
 
 liirlpools 
 
 and oarrenness 
 
 masses of lilaokness tliat 
 >f t 
 ill tl 
 ilack 
 
 .Uuaried and knotted, wrinkled and 
 
 mimicked hranel 
 
 "-> of ininiatiin- 
 twisted 
 
 U'cs, all interlaced and inin-le.l too-etl,e,- and i 
 tins turlmlent pan..rania, all this stormv- f:.'. 
 
 iin<,' roots, ii-reut v 
 
 II tl 
 
 uies, .trmd;s 
 
 icso weird .sliai 
 
 iiess, with its thrill 
 Mii'gin.i,', furious motion, was 
 
 IS stormy, far-stretcjiiiij.- waste of 
 
 111,:,' .su^',uvsti\eness of life, of act 
 
 ion, of Ixiilii 
 
 instant of its maddest riot 
 
 at lie, 
 F 
 
 IIIL' 
 
 pctrilied '-all , stricken .lead ami cold in t] 
 
 '^% 
 
 iven ni impotent ra.^e for eveimore 
 mally we .stood in a level, narrow v 
 
 fettered, paralyzed, and left to "• 
 
 ■iited hy the terrific 
 
 liand 
 
 march of some old ti 
 
 iiliev (a 
 
 vall( V that h 
 
 le. 
 
 o\,er 
 
 iii'eri 
 
 flimh- -tl 
 
 towered tin; two steep ju^aks .,f \ 
 
 me irruption) and on eith, 
 
 10 one that coiit 
 
 uns 
 
 hundi 
 
 <lowu fui 
 
 tl 
 
 t'sin ins. 
 
 TI 
 
 le oi 
 
 i(^ a.tive volcano — seemed 
 
 H^ \\v had to 
 
 vdor one thou.saud feet lii-h. and looked al 
 
 about ei' 
 
 'uiy man to climh. and certainlv 
 
 most too straiiil 
 
 li-up-aiiii- 
 
 man on hi.-t hack. 1 
 
 to 
 
 'our of these nativ. 
 
 I) mule could climl) it v, it| 
 
 !' in a sadaii chair, if you wish it, hut 
 
 you fall,---is it lik.'lv that 
 
 'f eternity, jierl 
 tl 
 
 laps. We left the mules, si 
 
 V pirates will eariw you to tlie 
 suppo.se they wei'c t.i slip .and l.>t. 
 
 lis sitio 
 
 ,vou would ever .stop rullini.- ,' X.n tl 
 
 'egan the ascent 1 liave been w: 
 
 to six ill the inornii 
 
 IL'. 
 
 hunks of 
 
 Th 
 
 ritino- about ,so Ion 
 
 arpened cur tini;vr-nail.- 
 
 ^ve slid back one. It 
 
 pumice-stone, and for about ev 
 
 I'ath le.1 strai-rht up a ni<;-.v>d swee'p of 1 
 
 fifty 
 to look 
 
 or 
 
 was so excessively st 
 
 sixty steps, and re.st a moment, 
 very nearly straio-ht up at those al 
 
 ef 
 
 T 
 
 •p that 
 
 It twentv ininut(>s 
 
 ,oo-;e 
 ool:. 
 
 i"y two steps forwa.rd we t 
 
 ^e. hail to stop, eveiY 
 
 > see our comrades, we h.id 
 
 iloM-ii at those below. W 
 ui 1 
 
 e stood 
 
 love us and very nearlv .sti-ai'-hf, 
 
 oi 
 
 lioiir and tifteeii minutes to make the tri 
 
 I the summit at ia.s't— it had 
 
 What 
 
 we sa 
 
 w there was simply a circular cratei-— 
 
 on plea..se- about two hundred feet d 
 
 I circular ditch, if 
 
 wid( 
 
 centre of the -nvat 
 
 whose inner M-all was about half a mil 
 
 ecp, and four or live hundred ftet 
 
 circus rill'; thus f 
 
 t' lit circumfereu..-e. In th 
 
 ormed, was a torn and r: 
 
 :;e( 
 
jit'' 
 jll.l' 
 
 IKS 
 
 THK ntVIKK. 
 
 m 
 
 iij.hctviil n '; ,;mIiv.I fr.'t lii^r],. „1I suitwrtl over with .1 sul|,lu.|' ci iiHt of 
 iiiiiiiv iiiid mmiv • I'l-illiiiiit .111.1 iK'.iutiful mlor. .in.l tlic ditrli iiu<l()sp<i 
 tlii:; like tli(i mo^t uf n i'jistl»'. or siiimniuled it iih a jittlf river rlocs ;, 
 littk- isliind, if tlip similr is liKt.-r. Tlie sulpl.ur fojitiuK <>f tli.it island 
 
 viis ^M.uly in t! xtivnu- all niin-lcd tu;r,Hhor in tlic ridicst (•..nfiisioi, 
 
 WMv ivd, l)lii,>, ',r.nvn. I.lack. y.-llow, wliite- f d(. not knew tliat tliei.- 
 was a ciAuv, oi .nliado of a rolor, or coiiiLination of colors. iinr«'j.r*'s..iited 
 - and wlien tlif sun l)iirst tIiroiin;li tli,. morning mists and fir.-d tlii. 
 tintt-d iiKioK'.iiocmr, it topped iinp»'rial Vesuvius like a jeweled erown ! 
 Tho cmter itself tiie diteli was not m. variej-ated in eoiorinif. lait 
 yet, ill Its Hoftiie.is. rieliness, and iinpreteiitions eiej,'anee. it wits^iiort- 
 cli.iniiiii,!,', more faseinatin<r to the eye. Tliere was iiothiii;r " |,„„l" ahont 
 Its well-tucd :ind well-dressed hiok. Jieaiitiful ! One coidd stand and 
 lot.k down upon it for a week without •retting tired of it. It )iad tlif 
 .seiid.lame of a jd.-asaiit meadow, who.se slender -,n'asses and whose velvet\ 
 iuos.ses were frustcd witli a sliiniiij,' du.st. and tinted with pale.st -Meeli 
 that deepened gradually to the darke.st hue of the oraiij,'e leaf." and 
 deej.cned yet a.^niii into v'lave.st hrown, then faded into oranje. then into 
 l)nglit!?st gold, aiul eulminated in the delicate pink of a new-l.lown rose 
 Where i)ortions of the meadow had sunk, and wher«^ other portions liad 
 l)pen l)ioken up .ike an ice-floe, the eavernons openings of theone, and tlu- 
 i-a-ij-ed iii)tuiiied cdoes expo.sed l.y the other, were hung with .1 lace-work 
 of .soft-tinted crystals of sulpher that changed their deformities into 
 <juiant shapes and tignres that were full of grace and l)eanty. 
 
 The walls of Uie ditch were lirilliant with yellow hanks of sulphnr 
 Jind with lava and i>umice-stone of many colors. No tire was visil.h' 
 any where, iuit i^iists of sulphurous .steam issued silentlv and invisihh 
 from a tliou.sand little cracks and tissui'es in the crater, and were waftel] 
 to our no.ses with e^ery l.reeze. But .so long as we kept our nostrils 
 luined III our liandkerchiefs, there was small danger of suffocation. 
 
 8i»me .)f th.^ boys thrust long slips of paper down into holes and set 
 tlieni on fire, and so acadeved the glory of lighting theii* cigars by the 
 Hiunesof YesnviiiN. and others cooked eggs over fissures in tlfe rocks ami 
 "were liai)j>y. 
 
 'Die view from the summit w(nild have been superb but for the fact 
 that tlie sun could only pierce tht^ mists at long intervals. Thus the 
 glimp.seH we !iad oi' the grand panorama below were oidv fitful and 
 Tinsatisfaptorv. 
 
 Tin: DK.SCKNT. 
 
 The descent, of the mountain was a labor of onlv four minutes. 
 Instead of stalking down tlie nigged path we a-scended, we oho.se one 
 which was l)ed<led knee-deep in loose asJies, and ploughed our wav with 
 prodigious strides tliat would almost have shamed the peiformance of 
 mm of the seven-league boots. 
 
 The VesuYius of to-day is a very poor affair compared to the miohtv 
 
A rowKiuti, TH.vmriox. 
 
 19'.» 
 
 liei' cniHt of 
 toll iiu'ldspd 
 •iver (Iocs ,i 
 tliiit isliind 
 st cimfiisidii 
 
 tlldt tlH'll- 
 
 r('iirt's<Mit('(I 
 1 fired tlii-, 
 dcd ci'own ! 
 )i()riii:4:. '"It 
 wMs mow 
 
 loud" llluMU 
 
 I stniid iiiid 
 It )iad tilt' 
 loHC selvety 
 lidcst j^ivfii 
 I' leaf, and 
 ', tlini intd 
 l>lown rose, 
 oi'tions Jiad 
 no, and the 
 a lac't'-work 
 inities into 
 
 ut' .sul|)]iin- 
 was visiltif 
 (1 invisilil\ 
 ere wafted 
 tuv nostrilN 
 it ion. 
 
 le.s and set 
 ars by tlu- 
 ; rof'ks and 
 
 )v tlie fact 
 
 Tims the 
 
 titfid and 
 
 It i» «,iul timt (luiini- ,„„. of til,, jji I ,.ini.ti..i,s „f V,.Miii,„ i, 
 
 13 rir r''\"' '''■■"« > '■•"». « !l...u»„.l fa ,1 
 
 .111, lt»^,,at j,.t»„l K„„,k,. ,„„l stvui,. iiMciiulwl lllhev liiilfK towani ti„. 
 
 uecK» ol Klii|.« ,eteu liun.lr,,! :ii,<l liftv i., ca „, «■„ ■ 1 „i|| ,.1,,. ,i„. 
 «t".,v!,V "IVlf ' " '' '" '"'"■■■ •■-'■""""■■li"« m>.-«t i., .I...wl,„|.. 
 
 ■^3 
 
 ,A^^ 
 
 ■ minutes. 
 
 diose one 
 
 -Hay wit) I 
 
 iinance of 
 
 le mi''lit\ 
 
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 Tin: i;i i(IKI) ( IT\ <)| I'dMl'Kll. 
 
 rnijKV ,„onn,„u-.. it I'n,M7>,v/-.'- I =thv,,vs ha.l an i.lr.t tla.t v.... wr„(, 
 
 X .luwn MituI uiuiu-u witlit.nvl.(.,s. l,v tl„. May of .lamp, ,lark N'tainvavs 
 
 just as yua ,1„ m silver „..,„•,.. a,ul trav-Ts...! ;,luo„,v fmnols with la'va 
 
 out ot t n; .sohd .artl.. tl.at faintly re.s..,.>blo.l l.o„so,s. fiut von .k. i:,thm. 
 
 X n nuHl a.al thrown oy.n fW..ly tu the. li,,ht uf .lay ; an.l thwJ .stan;i 
 
 t on^' rows ..f solnlly-lun t hri.k houses (ruorto.s) jnst as thev stoo.I 
 
 iirht.vnhuu.lrwl years ayo. hot uith tl,e tlaniino:„„, ; a,„l there lie their 
 
 oors ..lean-swept, an.l not a hri^^ht tVa;,.ueut tarnislie.I or vantin^^ of 
 
 K labore.! niosaies that pietun-.l them with th.. Leasts, and l,i,ds. an.l 
 
 (lowers which wo copy ,n perishahle earpets to-,lav ; an.l there are the 
 
 enuses and Bacchiuses, and Adonises, makin^- lov.. an.l .vttin- drunk 
 
 >u .,.any-ln,...l frescoes on the walls ..f saloon an.l hed-chand.er ; and there 
 
 ._u-e tlH. narrow streets an.l navr.)w,.r si.lewalks, pav,.,l with llai^.s of :nn\ 
 
 vlt! ?r'' • ""i: ''''^''/ ';""^'^ ^''*'' *''*' ^-''''^-t-whc.ls, an.l' the .ftner 
 h the passM,.,^ i.H of the Pon.p. iians of l.yo-one centuries ; and there 
 
 ■ H the i.ak..-shops, the temph-s, the hall.s of justice, the haths. the 
 li.'atres-^-all dean-scraped an.l neat, and su-oestino- nothin- of tla. 
 
 nature of a s, hT-r nunc away ,l..wn in the i.owels of the eai-th. The 
 
 u-oken jul lars lyniy ahout, tlu, .loorless doorways an.l the crund.led t.>ps 
 
 f the wd.lerness of walls, were wonderfully su,i^,.estiv(, of the '•burnt 
 
 stiict m one of our eit.es, an.l if there had been any <>ham.d timbers, 
 
 Itei-e-l win.lows, heaps of debris, ami general blackness and smokiness 
 
 ■ ilJout til.' i.lace. the resemblance would liave been perfect. But no—the 
 .sun sJiines as;^ brightly down on ol.l Pompeii to-dav as it di.l Avhen Christ 
 ^vas Wn m L,>tJilehein, and its streets are ch^auer a humlre.l tim,>s tJiau 
 <ner P.)inpeuan saw them in her ju'lme. I know whereof I s„eak— for 
 m the great, chief thoroughfares (Merchant street an.l th., Street of 
 lortune) have I not seen with my own eyes how for two hundred years 
 at least the i.avements were not i^epaired .' -how n,ts five and even ten 
 
 nches <_leep were worn into the thick flag-stones by the chariot wheels of 
 ,^e. envtmns of swindled tax-payers I An.l .lo I not Icnow bv these signs 
 liiat Street ( onimissioners of Pompeii never atten.l,.d to tliVir Ir.isiness, 
 
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 \\ <'|i;is.sc(l tlindieli tlic .'It,. u|,l,.|, c ,1 M !• 
 
 "'•1'' til." vuciuit srnts of tli.. .huh' ,,.l I 1 ; i i . ''1"''' '""' 
 
 ■'"■-'^il'l^' Latin i t].e 1 1 .^.^^i^^ "^ *'"'""' "'^if^fi-' i'^ inmupre- 
 
 'l''al a!ik,. Tln.fl '^ •, ■"'"'''" '""'* t'"'"'' I'ons<".s a -rood 
 
 -;n;i^on..l ' „ , ;^^-^^^ --.^;t i„ .......i^ :l 
 
 M'ntentrofw..k.onu. s^m.ett I *'"''\''«^>1<1 >onr oyrs fall ni,,,,. a Latin 
 
 <>n(l ].a},it.s. Tl.e n, Xx.m o '" ''T'' '"^■'"""'•^ "^ tl.eir tastes 
 
 l'i''»'n-.s,..i.'i.a.:„;r^n.t!n '^"^'^^""'P «" P^-«^i<^"« stones; tl.ei. 
 . .i.tun o. nnift.t.n crntnr,o.s nl,|, ,„v uft..,, mnvh more pleasin- 
 
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 tliantliHcelebmtod n.l.hisJ, of tJ.e old luastei-s of tli.-ee centurias a-.) 
 They were well uj. ,n art. Fioni the creation of these Avorks of the tinst* 
 clear ui. to tlie ele onth fent.ny, art seems liardlv to liavo existei at ali 
 —at ]ea,st no remnants of it are left—and it was 'enrious to see how far 
 (m some thmgs at anyrate.) these ohl time pagans excelled the remotr 
 generations ot mastei-s that came after them. The pride of the world i,. 
 scnlptures seem to he the Laocoon and the Dyin^' CJladiator. in Eonu. 
 lliey are as old as Pompeii, were dujr from the eaith like Pomi..Mi- hu< 
 then- exact age or who made them can oidv he conjectuitnl. But ^vovn 
 and cracked, without a history, and « ith the' hh^mishing stains of 
 numberless centuries upon them, they still nnitelv laock at all etibrts r<> 
 rival their perf.'ctions. 
 
 Jt was a (inaint nnd curious i.astim.., waiuieriu- through this old silenr 
 city ot the dead^-loungiuo; through utterlv deserted streets wher-' 
 tlioi.sands and thousands of human beings ouce bought and sold, and 
 w-alked ano rode ami made the place resotmd with the noise and confusion 
 of trathc and pleasure. They Mere not lazy. Thev hurried in thosr 
 days \^ e had evidence of that. There was a temple on <me corner 
 an.l it was a shorter cut to go between the columus of that temi.le fro.u 
 one street to the other than tt> go aroiind-Hind behold that i.athwav ha<l 
 b3en worn deei. into the heavy flag-stone floor of the bnildiie' b^• .".ener- 
 atioiis ot time-saving feet ! They would not go around when ft was 
 quicker to go through. We do that wav in our cities 
 
 Every where, you see things that make vou wonder hoAs old these old 
 houses were before the night of destruction came-things too. which 
 iM-ino- back tho,se long dead inhabitaits and place them living before vonr 
 eyes, tor instance : The steps (two feet thick--lava blocks) that 'lead 
 up out of the school, and the same kind of .steps that lead up into th- 
 dress circle of the principal theatre, are almost worn through ' For 
 ages the boyshi.rrieiloutof that school, and forages their parents hurried 
 into that theatre, and the nervcnis feet that have been dust and ashes for 
 eighteen centuries have left their record for us to read to-dav. I imagined 
 1 could see crowds of gentlemen and ladies thron-in- into the thPativ 
 with tickets tor secured .seats in their hands, and .m the wall. I read th.. 
 imaginary placard, in infamous grannuar. " Positivelv No Fueic List 
 Except Membeks ok the Press I" Hanging about the doorwav (I 
 tancied,) wereslouchy Pompeiian street-boys uttering slan- and profanity. 
 and keeping a wary eye .mt for checks. T entered the theatre, an.l .sat 
 down 1,1 one of the long rows of stone benches in the dress circle, and 
 looked at the j.lace for the orchestra, ami the ruined stage, and .round at 
 the wide sweep of empty boxes, and thought to myself. '• This house 
 won t pay. 1 tried to imagine th.^ music in full blast, the leader of the 
 orchestra beating time, and the " v.-r.satile" So-aud-Ho (who had -jus^ 
 r<^turne<l from a most successful toui-in the i.rovinces to plav his last 'and 
 tarcwell engagement of positively six nights .,nlv, in Pompeii, i,reviou. 
 to Ins departure for Herculane.im,") charging around tlu> sta-^e andpilin- 
 the agony .mo-nitaius high- -but I conld not do it with such a - house" 
 
tt'lioii it was 
 
 FOOTCHIXTS (.1- Till.; |,i:i'AltTi;i>. ^,,.5 
 
 «* that ; those empty henche.s tied n.y fanov down to ,h.ll reaJitv 1 .ai.) 
 
 JheHghr' »""^'-""*"^'* *-"'^''^' • <'•- •'-.. the en.-;ai.;: P.;; :;!; 
 
 Ajul .so I turned away and went thnm-h sh 01. after shoi, .,>,.l .f . 
 Mtter stoz. fiu- down the Ion. street of tlarnu.r h u ts nd e ij I u'^ 
 -ares of Kome an.l the Kast. h„t the tradesn.en we e "on; t . , ' 
 were sdent an, notln-nj, was U-ft l.nt the broken jars all set in c ,n n . f 
 
 ox u,n,ers of Pon.peii foun.l nice, well bake.l ioav-.s w i tt "ke;. j 
 nut fonnd tune to remove from the oven the h :in>e e eft lis ' 1 ! 
 l-oanse circumstances contpeUed him to leave in snch alum ' 
 
 In one house (the only huihlin^ in Pomj-eii which no o n ."m is nov 
 .Hovvecl o enter,) were tin. snndl rooms and short beds of X ml ^ 
 .list as they were ,n the old times, and on the walls wen^ picttue wl di 
 looked almost as fresh as if they were painted vester.hv ,.f wl i V 
 
 ^z^^r:^'' ''--''ri *^ .ieserib^ andh;nd^;e;;:'l :"t^;: 
 
 insciptuwis— obscene scintillations of wit scrat<lie<] bv l....,-ic ^1 . 
 ,H>ssibly were ...lifted to Heaven for succoi: in t^ n <1^ J t^^Z 
 .storm ot hre before the ni;trht was done. '"'' 
 
 In one of the principal streets was a ponderous stone tank •u.d . 
 .ater-.spout that supplied it, and where the tired, heated toile " fl-om h 
 
 lo -ZVSs" r^ *';;'-• -«l't].-ul« when they bent ove!.: ; 
 en 1 ps to the spout, the thick stone was worn down to a broad irro ov,- 
 
 Isas^l'r"!*!; IT"^ - ^''" «^- *'-t -^ ^0-, t.> so reduce a stone that 
 
 They had a great p.d.lic bulletin board in P.^mpeii a" olace whe... 
 -noui-ceinents for ,ladi.,torial combats, elections, aild lucil ^^;j^. 
 
 i.Kh. Who. I take It. was rich au.l well brought up, advertised n dwelli, .. 
 - -to .at, with l.ths ami all the modeni im^^-vem^^ . d I! ^ ^ 
 lnnid,e<l .shops, stipuh.tmg that dwellinos .shouhl not be put toimmor 
 purposes. You can find out who lived' in nianv a hou.e'in ?:,, e v 
 n t^^l' wl .f " ^'"""1 "*^" "^^'^^^ *'^ *^-"^ = --» "^ tl- same " V u 
 
 S^f ,"'^'! •'■'•" '"''"'^'''"- ^* l^'<* t'>'«tomsand hi.storv of this 
 
 orgotten people. But what wouhl a volcano leave of an America c tv 
 
 .n^c^onco ra.ne<l its cinders on it ! Hardly a-sign or a symbd U. "ell iVs 
 
 Tn one of these long Puh.pelian halls tiie skeleton of a man was foun.l 
 will ten pieces of gold in one hand and a large key in t ecXr H e 
 l.ad seizeu his money and startcl toward .he door, but the fi^ry tempest 
 
 
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 Tin; Mn.wi: .\[ahtvi!s to nirv, 
 
 vaugiit hu.i at tlie vory tliiv«],oM, au.l lu^ sank .!owu and .liP.I (),„. 
 Jiioi-,. minute of precious tin.o would have savod ].in,. 1 saw tl.e skdotons 
 ot a inan a woman, and two youn- ^irls. Tlu" woman liad ],(--,• l.nn.ls 
 spread wule apart, as if in n.o.tal t.rror, and I imagined T , ..add still 
 rare upon hM- shapeless faee sonieJiiv.^. of tlie expression of wild despair 
 that (hstorted it when the he„vens raine.l iire in these streets so many 
 
 TVr' /Y/"'',''"'',^'""""' ^''y ^^■'^'' tl.eir faees upon their anns 
 as if they Imd tried to shield then: from tlie envelopin- cimlers I„ one 
 
 j'partu.ent e.yhteen skeletons Nvere found, all in sittin<( postures, and' 
 
 l.aekened plaees on the walls still mark their shapesand show their 
 
 Mt.tudes, dee shadows. One of them, a woman, still wore upon he,- 
 
 skeleton throat a ueeklaee. wit], her name en-raved upon it .In,,- i„ 
 Of().MKDH. ' 1.11. iti 
 
 But perhaps the n,ost pootieal t],ino- Pompeii has viel.led to mode,',! 
 nseiu-ch. was that -rand fio„re of a i^oman soldie.-, 'clad in e.an,,|..te 
 armur: wIh^ tn.e to his duty, true to his proud name of a soldi.T of 
 Hmu; and tull of the stern eouraoe whieh had .i,dve.,i to that nan,e it^- 
 |;lory .su.od to h,s post ).y t],e city gate, erect ami uiiHinehiny, till tlie 
 Hell that ra.ued around hin, fj>,nie,f ont iht. dauntless .spirit it e.aild ,„,(, 
 eoiiquei'. , ' 
 
 We never ivad of Fom],eii hut we think of that .sohlier ; we can not 
 w.,te ,H Pompe,i without the natu,.,l impusle to grant him the mention 
 lioso well deserves. Let us I'ememl.er that he w;, • a soldiei- „ot •, 
 p(^l.eeman--an,-! so, p,-aise him. JJeing a sohlier. he stai<l,-.-l,ecau,s<> thi- 
 vaiTior instnict forbade hini to Hy. Had he been a police.nan he would 
 Have staid, also- b-oause he would have been aslee]. 
 
 ri.e,v. are not half a .lozen iiights .)f stairs in Pompeii, and no othe,' 
 ewd.'nees that the houses were n,ore than one storv hii,d,. The i>eoi,le 
 <1.<1 n-r live m the clouds, as do the A^e.ietians. the (Genoese and Neaooli - 
 tans (il t(i-dav. ' 
 
 We came out from under the solemn mysteries of this eitv of the 
 \ .•nerabh. Past-this city which perished, with all its ohl wavs an.l its 
 M'lanit ohl fa.shions about it, remote centuries a-o. when th.-' Disci,, les 
 M.-re j.reacumg the new religion, which is as old as the hills to us now ' 
 aiid went <l,'eamn,g among the trees that grow over acres and acres of its 
 still buried streets and s.piai'es, till a shrill whistle and the crv of " (// 
 u/>uanf-^h,.ffrah> for Xaple, !" woke me up an.l reminded me Iha't I 
 I.elonged m the nineteenth century, and was not a dusty mummv, .-ak.'-l 
 wuh ashes and cinders, eighteen hundred years old. The transitio.i was 
 sta.-tl.ng. The i.lea of a railroad train act,iallv running to ohl dead 
 Pun.peii, itnd whistling i. -reverently, and calling for passengers in the 
 most bu.sthng and business-like way, was as strange a thing a^ one eoul.l 
 Hiiagine. iind as unpoetical and disagreeable as it M-as stranoe 
 
 C ompare the cliet.rful life and the .sunshine of this dav wifl, the ho,To,-s 
 iiat the younger Plmy saw here, the iJth of November, A. I) 7!) when 
 l,e was so bravely striving to remove his mothc-r out of reach of harm 
 uhiie she begged him, with ail a mothers unselti.shhes.s, to leave her to 
 perish and save himself. 
 
TIIK I'KKlSKAlil.I.: NATIHK Ol' V\MK. 205 
 
 vailing Of clul.fn.n, and tl 'm',! ■ \, L ''■ , ''''^,^'r\'':''':.l'';'">^^ "^ wonu.n, "the 
 «na another Ins wit , au,l h- Xi v , i.. ■ ,' I ','" "^ '" '''^'"■';' '"'"'''"• '>i« ■'*^^''- 
 
 n...eet^:,;' rn^^^^ri/^; ^:!^-;;';!. ',;--:^'^;^-;'f - ^l.. i.on.in, .h.ath ui.h th. 
 
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 possibly : '^'"'"^"^^"^'^^'^ ' JJns-ui tl.<vEucyclopedia for A. D. 5«(JS, 
 
 .1- Tn>,an wa. instead of h.lon- it. ll^Z;^'^ iJ- ^rt to'sLSlllitS;^':' '"''"' 
 These tlioiights sadden me. I will to bed. 
 
 
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O.ME 
 
 C H A P T E R XXXII. 
 
 HO.MlMigaiii : I'oi- tliotinst time, in many woekn, tlw. .s(n])S eiiliv.^ 
 family met and shook liands on tlie .luarter-deck. They liad 
 yutliei-ed from many points of the coiajjass and from many hinds, bnt not 
 one M-as nnssnif.-; there was no tale of sickness or deatli anion<f the flock 
 rodami»on the pleasure of tlie reunion. Oiu-e more there was a fall 
 audience on deck to listen to the sailoi-s' chorus as they got the anchor 
 up, and to wave an adieu to the hind as we sped awav from Naples. 
 The seats were full at dinner 'again, tlie domino parties \vere complete^ 
 and the life and bustle on the upper deck in the Ihie moonlight at night, 
 was like old times -ohl times that had been weeks only, lait yet thev 
 were weeks so crowded with incichmt, adventure and o.xeitement, that 
 they seeme.d almost like years. There was no lack of cheerfulness on 
 board the Qmikpr Citij. For once, hei- title was a misnonu'i'. 
 
 At seven in the evening, with the western horizon all golden from the 
 sunken sun, and specked with distant ships, the full moon sailin<' hi-di 
 (iver head, the dark blue of the sea. under foot, and a strange sort " f 
 twilight effected by all these ditterent lights and colors around us „nd 
 about us, wc sighted superb Stromboli. With what maiestv the monarch 
 held Ins lone'y state above the le\ el of the sea ! \ )istanc'e clothed him in ,-i, 
 l^uiple gloom, ami added a veil of shimmering mist that so softened his 
 rugg.nl featur(;s that we seemed to see him thiou-h a web of silver gau/.'. 
 His torch was mit : his fires was snatldering; a tall colunui of smoke that. 
 I'o-ie up anil lost itself in the glowing mooidight was all the sign he "avo 
 ihathe was ;. living Autocrat of the Sea and not the spectre ^of a dead 
 one. 
 
 At two in the nioi-ning we swept through the Straits of Messina, and 
 so bright was the moonlight tiiat Italy on the one hand and Sicilv on 
 the other seemed almost as distinctly visitdeas though we looked at "them 
 iVom the middle of ii street w.> were traM>rsing. 'I'he city of Messina, 
 mdk-wliite, and starred and spangled all over wjth gas lights, was a fairy 
 spectacle. A gn^it party of us were on deck s)iioking and makim^ a, 
 uoise, an 1 waiting to see famous Scylla and ( "harvbdis. ' And presemlv 
 the ( »racle stepi.ed out with his eternal sjiy -glass and scpiared himself on 
 the deck like another Colossus of Ehodes. Ft was a suri)rise to see him 
 ubroad at .such an Jiom-. Xobody supposed he cared anything about an 
 ohl fable like tliat iA^ Scylla and Charyljdis. One of the Imvs 
 
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 207 
 
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 They h<n] 
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 ^va.s ii fill! 
 the auelioi- 
 Jill Niiples. 
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 t yet they 
 laeiit, thiit. 
 I'fiiliiess OH 
 
 m from the 
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 ige soi't nt" 
 lul IIH ..imI 
 
 lit'iiiouard! 
 ed liini in a, 
 jfteiied liis 
 Iver ;,fini/.e. 
 ■^moke that. 
 jXn he ^ave 
 of a (Iea<l 
 
 ssiua, ani[ 
 
 Sicily on 
 
 ed at then: 
 
 r Messina, 
 
 iVas a faii'v 
 
 making ;(, 
 
 presently 
 
 himself on 
 
 to see him 
 
 ■ about an 
 
 '»ovs said ; 
 
 wi; "t;::rr;;;:;t;;^.^';;;;;!';r ;;.: '•<->■ - this ,,. , .,,,, r^ 
 
 I'lacs that's n;entioned !n tie Bii:i;: •!' '' "'"•■^^""- ' ^^•'^'' ^" -- ^'^/"tl- 
 ;• StMti- --this jdace isn't menti ned in the Bible - 
 t auit mentioned in the JJible)- //,/,, ,,i,„.,, \,i„,t 
 
 A\hy itsSoylh. ami Charvbdis " 
 „.,;;,^^f)^ m.d Cha confbnml it. I thought it Mas 
 
 "ell now. wJiat 
 
 And I'ylosed u|. his ul,ssaMd w.nt beh.sv. 
 
 Sodom ajid (Jo- 
 riie abyve is t]n' 
 
 ^Un-y. Its plansib it is nZCl, Uu!' , ' .^ " . "^ "'•^^^- '^ ^'"" ^1»1' 
 "ot a biblical student, and id ,.' . d " ' ,' ^'f/'""' *^"^ ^^''"^^^^ -"« 
 l.in.self about Scriptural lo.U e tC'.v S( ) T ''"''\ "'^^'''"^'"^ 
 i>ut weather, latelv. that the onlv bev ,^, ' 1, ."'''•""'•''""■^' "'*''•« 
 is the butter He' did ..r „ ' i '" '* '■'•^•' '" tl-e ship that is passable 
 
 article remains ^ . u 1^ Z!' ^:^2 '' '"''''''' '"'^ "— ^^ - tlS 
 givH him the credit of ' vt in ne "*' ?• '''V^ "^ '^•**' '* '"^ ^"i'' to 
 
 tor <.nce in his life. He ^^ f i R J! "f^ n'T /" p '^' ^'^^^'^ '*''-'' '->''-. 
 "l'» n.uu but he never^;^ H •. ! ^ " ' '^t'^^::^^' ^vas a nobledookinj 
 
 n.u..butiaM>ever,//.t,dni:;;:;;eh',;;^,;i:7ii.l'' 
 
 w , , -'■•inv iiiufii oi jii>s Iliad 
 
 ,;:::.;;'« r;:;,,:'';-;::;.;;^";i;':':'' »™;-'<-; :. ,„ 
 
 Wl„u «■,,,,. .,,„«„,, ,„ „"'■;,.■ «■"'•''> 1 >""■«•".. II,M,«I, .«„• fa„ci,.» / 
 ill iiotual Atl,™,> V. ,;,l f '"." •" ',"" .""' '"■«." i.i'l «i.lt 
 
 .i.««.;i";:^;;;™;l;i;;:'i;i''';-;:-t'-i;;!::'»'« «- • w„ 
 
 '-'Ululating Plain of Attica c.a I b, '^ • /^^^"y "«, across the 
 
 Hith a something on i " w ii ] ^^ ,• j.;; ™ " '^"r ^'l""'--t«Pi'^-'l J'i" 
 •uined ,Hlifi..es .it- ,],.. ,;•.,,- ;.':', ^^T' ^-^^'^ discovered to be thn 
 
 citade! oi' i]u 
 
 among them loome.l tlie Venerul/TC.rl!"f "'"'''''''^" *'"'' '.'"'"* ]>r..inineut 
 
 l-v fs this wonderlul a" ; , '' '""rv r''''^'^^^^^'^'"' «'»' 
 
 I 'HI T)i,.r e\ei\ coliunn of the noble 
 
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208 
 
 AXCIK.NT ATIIKXS. 
 
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 Htructim) Wi.s (lisciM-iiiM,. tlmm-li tin- trlfs.-opc, fuid even tlic; Hiiiall,.,' 
 nuns about it assnnied some senihlanee of slinj.e. Tliis at a distance oi 
 Jive or si.v miles. In ll.e valley, near the Aeropojis, (the s.p.are-topped 
 InllLelore spok.'n ol.) Athens its..]feonhl he vaguelv made out uitJ. a, 
 or.iinary h.i-nette. Kv<-. y hody was anxious to ^et ashore and visit 
 these elassie localities as ,|uiekly as possible. \o land we l,a.| vet seer, 
 had aroused .siieh univers.'d intei'ost among the |:asseni,'ers. 
 
 I!ad news eame. Tla^ eommandaut of tlie Pinens'eame in his l.,.iu 
 and .sanl w,> nnist .'ithei' depa' t or .'Ise j,'et outside the l.ari)or and remain" 
 imprisoned m our sliip, umler rif,d(l .piarantine, for eleven days ' So aw 
 took up the andiorun.l moved oui.side, to lie a dozen lu)urs o'r so takin- 
 in supplies, and thou sail for Constantinople. It was the hitteresi 
 Ui.sappuintment we liad yet e.vperieneed. 'I'o lie a whole day in si-lit of 
 the Acropolis, aii.l yet he ol.li-ed to -o awav without visiting Athens ' 
 Disappointment was hardly a strong eiiou-.h word to descril.e the cireum 
 stances. 
 
 All hands M-erc^ on deck, all the afternoon, with hooks and maps and 
 gla.sses, trying to determiiHs which "narrow rocky ridg(^" was tli.' 
 Areopagus, wliich sloping liill the Piiyx, which elevation \he ^ruseun, 
 Hill, and so on. And we got things confu.sed. Discussion hecana- 
 heated, and j.arty spirit ran high. (Jluuvh memhors were gazin..- with 
 omotiou upon a iiill M-hicli th(;y said was the oiu; St. Paul j >reached from 
 ami another faction claime.l that that hill was Hvmettu.s, and another 
 that It was Pentehcoii ! After all the trouble, we cuuld be certain of 
 only one thing— the s.juare-topped hill was Acropoli.s, and the grand ruin 
 that crowned .t was the Parthenon, whose picture we knew in infancv 
 111 the school books. 
 
 W(^ en(]uired of every ])ody who came near the .ship, whether tlmiv 
 were guards in the Piru'us, wliether they were strict, what the chances 
 were ol capture should any of ns slip ashore, and in case any of us made 
 the venture and were caught, what would be ].robab]v done'to ns I The 
 nuswers were very discouraging ; theiv was a strong guard of police 
 torce ; the Pyneus was a small town, and any stranger seen in it would 
 surely attract attention— capture would l)e certain. The commai'dant 
 said the punishment would be "heavy ;" when asked "how heavy r ]„. 
 said It would bo " very severe"— that\vas all we could get out of liim. 
 
 At eleven o'clock at night, when most 6f tlu^ ship's company Mere 
 abed, lour of ns stole softly ashore in a small boat, a clouded moon 
 tavonng the enterpri.se, and started two and two, and far apart, over a 
 low hill, intending to go clear around tlu^ Pira-us, out of the range of its 
 Jiohce. Picking our way so .stealthily over that rocky, nettl'e-'rown 
 eminence, made me feel a good deal as if I were on my wav somewlu^iv to 
 steal something, ^fy immediate comrade and I talked in an nndertoiie 
 iibout quarantine law.s and their penalties, but we found nothing cheeriii" 
 m the subject. I was posted. Only a few days before I was talking 
 with our qiptain, and lie mentioned the ca.so of a^nan who swam ashore 
 from a (luarautined ship somewhere, and got imprisoned six months for 
 
 jllJ 
 
.' in iufaiiev 
 
 KlNM.Mi TfiK llL<.rKAl>K. .,f,,, 
 
 It; HiKi when Ii»! was in (iciK.. •, f..«^- „ 
 
 «l'il' went in Lis l.oat to ' i .i j ^^..^^p' ''^';' "^l'*'""'**' '« 'I'mmntin..,! 
 
 -tl.orities in.,.rii.ne,l 1m" t' J n i '^ ''•'>'"" ^;' ""^ ''-"'.v, an.l ti.e 
 
 ft.rthe,. than to .ivc. a sort of .1 .1 i l!! i;?'"""'^'"" "I'"' "" ^-•i- 
 ex,.e<ht,on. an.] m, we ,I.o,.,„.,1 ,t W „ ,,;"'" '''^"'••"'■'•'"'''^•"''^^ 
 <^>wn without .seein. anyho.lv l.nt one ,„. ';;..'"", 'T "'''"'''' -"^ ♦'"■ 
 Imtsai.l nothing, an.l a, h,x.,.,'> ■..■.•sons s l ''^"\f''""^ "^ "'^ <'nnonslv. 
 <lo<>r«, whon. w.TwaIic...l ann n. u , ^ ' J"' * "' ^""""•1 '-fore their 
 «'»<'''«lOnallconsoi..,c..Jv. h 1 w '^'^'^•' -'"'* ^^^ W'>k<' "|. .i.-^^s 
 -nd several tin.es we ] a.l as ,n /, ' T *V ""' "r^"" "'■'^■"'" ''* '"''^^ 
 "'-l<-"cl. a ,,er,.osterons n J i , r ." '■'";' 'T"'"' "^ """•■• ''''"'V 
 coul.l tell how w|. were ,.r., vss t f. 7''.' t''"^ "T ^^''''' ^'""^ ^''«v 
 l>y the harking .,f th,. <I ,.rs Th ^, i'' ""^' ^"""' '""' ^^■'"'••<' w.- were. 
 
 tl.'-^fnrther.si.le,,ft]...tovn he ,,a '"""':'^' T"'- *'"' l'<-«'- on 
 
 longer f..are.l the liuJa As -e i'''? ""* •^l''''"*li'llv. bnt we n., 
 
 -Innk, tlu.owne'n .K-l:;..: ^: ;•:;::•;•' '' ^ '' 'V^ " '--<•, to get 
 
 <l"if't, slnn.bering t.nvn at J , . ' r ' "'.''• r'^'""- "" '"^ *''<■ 
 
 «li<ln't .h, anv thii.g to it ' """"'' '^ ''"'•" l'"""'ly, that we 
 
 little rougher piece of eon y th evi 't ' f-^*''"f '""^ ->"l •'-.■ a 
 
 Htatcof 'Wla, j,erhan 1^ ,f L . "'V^'"'" ''"' *>"*«"!<■ of the 
 loose stones-we' r.>.l , n'six ; [jn T'l V'"" T"''"^ '"'''^^ •^>"""- 
 |-^ of it was .h., ,.,.se, Z^^J^, 1 1"' ;! ,/^'-|- Anoth.. 
 It was n long stretcli of low -r.i,.e-vin.>s " ■ ; ^*'" '""•*"•''' P'^''t of 
 
 tronblesonie, and which we to kt. . •/''"■*' t.,ngle-s.jn,e muI 
 
 barring the -rr.i.K-vi es w . 'i<""''l<'.s. The Attic Phiin 
 
 wond.^? what iH .; r^re^^^s' w'[.;'^^^'f' • rT'''' "-*^^-'' 
 
 Christ ? '-'lettts Age of Ulory, five hnn.Ir.ul yea.-s hefore 
 
 In the neighborh.)o.l .)f o— o'.-loek h, ji 
 ».eate,l witli fast walking a ul ^1^^ with ' fl' •'''':''''?; "^'^"' ^^■^' '•^•^'•'■ 
 •' Wliy. these woe.ls arc-rn-a,lvin s '-' ,, , '■ "•"""''■ *'-^-'''""'^''J. 
 
 of bunches of lar^^e wl ite £i, r , ' "' ^^'' '"'""** '^ ^^'<' ^''^^ '^ «eor.^ 
 
 ">ore when a .la k^hl^'^o^ t^^^" 3?' '"' "T' T"'''"^ ^>-^" ^'•• 
 us and sai.l " Ho ! " A,'d soT Jefr ' "^* " "^ *'"" '''"''^"^ •"^•'^"''~ 
 
 In tea niimit<'s more we stmck i,,h-, .. i ..p i 
 othe,. we had stunu.led ™ t h^ n": ] t'm '^^ ''";'' "^'i ""^'^^ -"'" 
 We followe.1 it. It was bro , u ' ^.'.0 i V • ^''•", "-^'* '^''-^^tion. 
 
 l>eifect repair, and sha h1 .^ bo s^s f .7'"^-- '"^"'iHon.e and in 
 
 of trees, and also wit 1 uxuSt f ii e i, ^ '^^"' ' "' "''" ^''*^' ""'■^''^' ''-"ks 
 .nu-, and the .econd t^^: Lb^ tte.^";::^,^"^^''^^ '"''-T' 
 place. 'Wliereunon we left •i<r:,i„ ^ * ' 1 , : ""'" """'^ "'visible 
 that side of Athens " ' «l'eoulated in gra,>e,s no luoi-e on 
 
 14 
 
 
i 
 
 210 
 
 AMOMfi THK (M.ORIKS OK TlIK I'AST. 
 
 Slioitly wo came upon an ancient .stune a(|iit'(liirt, luiilt upon arches, 
 and from tliat time fortli we liad ruins all al>out us— we were ai)proacliinj,' 
 our joui-ney's end. We, could not see the Acropolis now or the hiph hill, 
 either, and ] wanttnl to follow the road till we wtw. ahreast of them, hut 
 the others overruled me, and w<' toiled hilariously up tlit^ stony' hill 
 immediately in our front- and from its summit saw another -cliinl)ed it 
 and saw another ! It was an hour of exhausting,' work. Soon we came 
 
 upon a row of open oraves, cut in the solid rock ( for a while one of them 
 
 .served Socrates for a prison) — we passed around the shoulder of the hill, 
 and the citaih'l, in all its ruined ma.<,'nifici'nc(>. hurst u])on us ! W,'. 
 hurried across the I'avine and up a winding road, and stood on the old 
 Acropolis, with the prodigious walls of the citadel towering' above oui- 
 heads. We did not stop to inspect their massive blocks of marble, oi- 
 mea.sure their height, or -uess at their .'xtraonlinaiy thickne.'^s," but 
 imsseil at onci' through a great archeil passage like a" railway tuiuiel, 
 and u-ent straight to the gate that leads to the ancient' temj.les! 
 It was locked: So, after all, it seemed that we were not to .see the 
 great Partlieuun fac-e to face. We sat down and held a council 
 of war. Result : the gatt) was only a flimsy structure of wood- 
 we would break it (h)wn. It se:-med 'like deseiTation, but then we had 
 traveled far, and our necessities were urgent. We couid not hunt 
 up guides and keepers - we must be on the shij) before daylight. So we 
 argued. This was all very line, but when we came to break the gate, we 
 <;ould not do it. W(> moveil around an angle of the wall and found alow 
 bastion —eight feet high without — ten or twelve within. Deimy pi-epared 
 to scale it, and we got ready to follow. By dint of hard scranibling he 
 iinally straddled the top, but loose stones crumbled a%\ay and fell with a 
 crash into the court within. There was instantly a banging of doors and 
 a shout. Denny droi)ped from tht^ wall in a twinkling, and we retreated 
 ni disorder to the gate. Xer.xes took that mightv citadel four hundred 
 and eighty years before Christ, when his iiv«> niillions of soldiers and 
 camp-followers followed him to (Jreeee, and if we four Americans could 
 have remained unmolested five miiuites longer, we, would have taken it 
 too. 
 
 The garrison had turned out four (liveks. We clamored at the gate, 
 and they admitted us. [P.riliery and corrui)tion.] 
 
 We crossed a large court, entered a great door, and stood upon a i)ave- 
 ment of purest white marble, deej)ly woiii by footprints. JJefore us, in 
 the flcoling moonlight, rose the noblest ruins'we had ever looked upon- 
 the Propyhe ; a small Temi)le of Minerva ; the Temple of Hercide.s, and 
 the grand Parthenon. [We got these names from the Greek guide, who 
 didn't seem to know more than seven men ought to know.] These 
 edifices were all built of the whitest Pentelic marble, but have a pinkish 
 stain upon them now. Whei-e any part is broken, however, the fractiire 
 looks like fine loaf sugar. Six caryatides, or marble women, clad in 
 Howing robes, support the portico of the Temple of Hereule.s, but the 
 porticos and colonnades of the other structures are formed of maf'.sive 
 
.A.MO.Nci THK Or.ORrK.s ok tHK 
 
 i'.V.ST. 
 
 Doric 
 
 ptiifeot, notwitli.staiidiii'.r i'] 
 
 ii'l Joiiic jiillnrs. wljosc Hut 
 
 211 
 
 •"«« find i-;i|,itals aiT- stil 
 
 th 
 
 Imiidrwl iiiid tn-ciit 
 and 
 
 W tho mittirics tliat liav 
 
 Jiie;wiira 
 
 Hip.:,'»'s tlif'v Imvo .sum-ivd. The I- 
 
 bly 
 
 iiad two rows of jirreat col 
 
 ■•■•; •-.".,,.. ,i,e rarthcnoii, , 
 y-.six- t(.,-t Ion;,', one lumdred wid 
 
 i,'oii() ovoi- tlioni juid 
 
 ', on'^'inally, wa.s two 
 
 n.gle rows of seventeen oacli doMn' 'tlnrsi,! 
 racefiiland beautiful edifi 
 
 "inns, ,M-l,t in eadi. at eiti 
 
 t\ and seventy hiyh 
 
 'tt'V 
 
 '• «nd, ami 
 
 -"Most of tli(> Pai-tl 
 
 ces ever erected. 
 
 !»'s, and was o)ie of the most 
 
 roof 
 
 IS L'one 
 
 HMions inij)osin<r cohin 
 
 '"■'^ .'ire still standin. 
 
 M'hen a si 
 
 s.,:;;;r;::t^^::;!S'-..-;'-™'% 
 
 the Venet 
 
 - M;lo.sion wind, followed wrecked and 
 
 little ahout the Parthenon, and I have, ut 
 tor the use of othe,- p,.,,;,,,. ,,;,,, ,,„„ "'^' 
 
 i!iii iiiai^azine store he!" 
 
 unroofed it. J 
 
 tnit the 
 
 years ag<i, 
 
 ■f'. iind the 
 
 renienihor Imt 
 
 111 Olio or two facts and fin-, 
 
 s,niide-book 
 
 llH'Illol'lc 
 
 (iottli 
 
 iin s 
 
 As 
 
 '111 fioiii th 
 
 .^;:.:;!;"'7r' ^^^^'^^M^y dow,, tl.e marM 
 
 stately tem,>l... the scene al.o„t 
 (herein lavish jirofnsion. w^tc 
 propped a-ainst blocks of inarl.l 
 
 'IS was stran^vlv ii 
 
 sioiKw^.re^Iean.in- white statu.'s of 
 
 j.avcd h.n,^'th of tJiis 
 iiiia-essive. Ueni and 
 
 , --ri- •• ..,-,......-.t o.MCKs 01 mar!,].., some of th 
 
 others he.-idless- -hut all 1 ^-- - - 
 
 '""iian : Thev rose „,. 
 
 iiit'ii and women 
 
 f'ln armless, some without 1 
 
 ley i-ose u|, 
 
 side-thev stared at 1 
 tl 
 
 and (•oiifi'(.nt..< tl,o ,„;,]... •.,i./-. '^'••nMuigi^ 
 
 'wesses ; they peero.l at him f, 
 
 liiiii with stonv (.ves h 
 
 'i-ontrd thomidinVht intrud 
 
 >ia Uiilooked-t 
 
 cr on (!ver' 
 
 (l( 
 
 'solatt: 
 
 corridors ; tlw^y h,„.,vd hi 
 
 ■(Jill ovci- fra/4'mentai-v Ji 
 
 ""] ■'^oleiiiiily ].ointed witli liandl 
 
 ••iiid thi-oii<rh t] 
 
 rioor 
 
 roofl 
 
 w M'ay in tl 
 s arms the way from tl 
 
 or nooks and 
 ips far down the 
 
 le midst of tin- broad for 
 
 urn. 
 
 md darkened the scattered fi 
 
 ms te.nple the moon looked d 
 
 antin^r shad(n\s of the col 
 " 'lat a world of ruined 
 
 ii.U'iaents and b 
 
 W 
 
 umns. 
 
 'u' sacred fauo ; 
 !'>\vii, and banded tlie 
 'A"ii statues with the 
 
 ■^tacked 
 A 
 
 iciii|itiire A\-as about 
 
 lip 111 piles-.- scatt(*red broad, vist 
 
 us 
 
 r't U 
 
 cropolis- wer<> hundreds of cri-mled stn., 
 -PJ^.teworkuianship; and vasf £;„;;:;:;; 
 
 over the wid' 
 
 ues . 
 
 jfall 
 
 I m i:)ws- 
 f tli 
 
 an;, I (1 
 
 ■;i;:( 
 
 s and o 
 
 ftl 
 
 Piitablatures, covered n-ith 1 
 
 to the 
 
 >^ifSes, ships of war with^j, 
 
 processions— ;.v(>i'v thiir 
 
 •'1 niar!.ie that once 1, 
 
 las-reliefs renr 
 
 10 most 
 oiii!;e(l 
 
 re!i and four t 
 
 U'lV 
 
 •s of tli3 Acroj)ol 
 
 teiti] 
 
 and PI 
 
 these eleo-ant fi-j 
 
 >•' oouM think of Hist 
 
 'iidias, and of ni 
 
 01 
 
 is v.viv 
 
 ;'iiyanryat master i 
 
 ■im.'seutin;^ batth's and 
 pan'cauts and 
 
 of 
 
 ill'vl with the nob! 
 
 oars. 
 
 orv 
 
 '■St works of Pr 
 
 i.iys th.-ii th 
 
 giiicnts attest it. 
 
 1 •'ciihitinv iiosidcs- 
 
 i.\it,ol 
 
 ,,- I' — o""^ "L.-> .u Le 
 VVe walked out into the 
 
 es 
 and sniflv 
 
 the Parth 
 
 face ,sta 
 
 '"O'l. Tt stai'tled 
 
 '■rass-i.i'ov< 
 
 n. tV 
 
 plai 
 
 re suddenly up at us out of 
 
 cvcn-y noA- and (] 
 
 i.t;'iin'nt-s.;i'e\vn c 
 
 'e seemed aliv 
 
 icn, to .S3e a 
 tlic ;,'rass with its dead 
 
 leroes of twenty 
 
 ^vith yhosts. r ]!alf'ev:ieet;.d 
 
 flic old U'ni],]e thev k 
 
 centuries a-'o <did 
 
 to see the At! 
 
 ourt b: youd 
 stouy -,\-hite 
 
 luau 
 
 pride. 
 
 new so well and 
 
 oi'f. of the .shad,nvsandst.'a]'iu\ 
 
 ivi'ardcl with such I 
 
 into 
 
 Hie full moon 
 
 loundlass 
 
 saunterc 
 of tl 
 
 ^\'as ridinuc hi< 
 
 1 th" cloudl(\ss heaven 
 
 carelessly iuulunlhinkin-Iy to the edi^e..ftl 
 
 .s, now, 
 
 '"' cit;ulel, and "looked dow 
 
 a \ !^io»i 
 
 lofty bat 
 
 And such a vision '. A 
 
 We 
 
 tIem-.Mifs 
 
 tliens 
 
 ' rJm 
 
 '3 
 
 ■■'* ^f*: 
 
 ^i 
 
212 
 
 A FAIHV VISION — MAKS HILI,. 
 
 by iiioonli-ht : Tl... iiroj-lu't fl-ut <hon-1it the splondors of the New 
 Jonisa cm wnv rovealcd to Ini„, sniely saNV ll.i.s instoad ! It lay in the 
 Jovcl plain n,i,dit viuhn- o„r feot-all spioad al.road like a nietuiv -and we 
 looked down ui)on it as ^^,. n.i-ht liav(> lookc.l from a balloon. Wo saw 
 no semblance of a street, l.nt every liouse. every window, every elin-in.r 
 vine, every piojeetion, was as distinct and sharplv marked as if the Tiiiie 
 were noonday : and yei there was no -hire, no ^ditter. jiothin- haish or 
 TOpnlsive— tho noiseless city was lloode.l with the mellowest' lidit that 
 ever sU'eMnicl from tla- moon, and seem.vl like some livin- cn<atnre 
 wra|)pe( m pea.cfnl shind.er, On its fnrther side was a little lemi.I- 
 whose delicate pillars and ornate front -Iowe<l with a rich lustre that 
 chained the eye like a spell : an<l neaivr l.v. the palace of the kim'reare.l 
 Its creamy Avails out of the midst of a ;,a-eat -ardeii of sh.-.ioherv that was 
 flecked all over with a random shower of anil.cr li-hts- a sprav of ..„hl<M. 
 sparks that lost their hri-htness in the -lorv of the moon, and Hinted 
 softly upon the sea of <lark foliage like the pallid stars of the milirv-wav 
 Uverhead the stately columns, majestic still in their ruin -luirler foot the 
 dreamni- city-in the distance the silver sea - not on the I.road earth is 
 there another picture half so;l)eautifiil ! 
 
 As we turiK-d and moved asaiii throuj,'h the temple, I wished that the 
 lUustnous men who had sat in it in the remote a-es couhl visit it a-ain 
 mid reveal themselves to <n.r curious eyes-Plato, Aristotle, Demostheiics 
 Socrates. Phocion, Tytha.^^n.is, Euclid, Pindar, Xenophon, Herodotus. 
 Praxiteles and Phidias, Zeuxis tlH> painter. What a constellation of 
 celel)rated names ! But more than all. I wished that old Dio-eucs 
 gropm- so jxitiently with his lantern, searchiii!,' so zealously for one 
 solitary honest man in all the world. mi.,dit meander alon- and stund.le 
 ou our party. I ou-ht not to say it, may I.e. hut still T suppose he would 
 have put out his li;,dit. 
 
 We left the Parthenon to keep its watch o\er old Athens, as it had 
 kept It for twenty-three hundred years, and went and stood outside the 
 walls of the citadel. In the dist.'Uice was tin. ancient, but still tdmost 
 perfect Temple of Theseus, and close by, lookiir.;- to the west, was the 
 Bema, troiu whence Demosthenes thundered his philij.pics and lired the 
 wavering patriotism of his countrymen. To th(> right Mas IMars Hill 
 where the Areopagus sat in ancient times, and where 8t. Paul d(>line,i 
 lus position, and below Avas the market-place where he " disputed dailv" 
 Avith the gossip-loving Athenians. We climbed the stone steps ISt Paul 
 ascended, and stood in the .scpiare-cut [tlace he stood in, and t-iecl to 
 recollect the Bible account of the matter-but for certain reasons I 
 could not recall the words. I have found them since ■ 
 
 '•Now wlile P.aul wait..l lor tlu-m .it Atlu'ii.., his si.iiu .vr.s stirrcMl ia l.im, wlica 
 lie .siiw tilt' city wholly ^iviii up to iihilatry. 
 
 "TlR'rrtori' (lisiuitc'd he in tla; syniiiiffi/i^iio with the Jews, and 
 rorsoiis, ami in the market .laily with theni that met with liim. 
 
 V itli the devout 
 
 'ii, 
 
»r. rAl't,'s CKITlriNM, 
 
 313 
 
 '"^'S'JvH-'^f -fvr'" "■"' " ■ ^■* '"^ •• ' 
 
 •iecliur luntoyo.,."-./,./.. ,1,. ;^.iiV."""'. tl"'"'»"iv, v.. i-nonniiy ,v„rsl.i,,, hii,, 
 
 'i"yli«l.t l.otniye.1 ,s t . .^ 1 '" '* '^•" """^•"' '" ^"^ ''•^•"^^ '- -ton, 
 Wlio.i fur on our rem, 1 w , , " '"•""''^'•. '^» ^^^ J'»"-»'cl away. 
 
 •■■•H'itals with .silver, a" 2 1 ,,;'"'' r'"'"""'"'^ »'"1 to„duu,,. its 
 
 As Me inardicd aloiH' w.. J....,.,,, « i. 
 
 •stone at a doij. It was a ., -^sn .f H : "^ ,"""•'"''• ^ "^"''» ""'^^^^ >i 
 
 ''»'l at intervals I ^1 i^lut e^ ;•- i tl ' ] ''''l'"'' "''''•"'•^ ""cmtrollal.le, 
 
 "'i"''in^' tJ.e presence of /, e t -l '' I , "^ '"''"'''• -'"''^I"^'*' "^^ «ven 
 
 then Jackson wa all « o len n v.tl ^ ^''■''''"' •■'"•••^''' ^'"- - 'l^zen, but 
 to enter a vineyanl i^r^S/ '[ .^' -ur.^^e too :nal he Mas obliged 
 A frowsy, he^nlec! hrCa^^^t^^^'^'T'^^^^^ 
 
 Piran.s- not runnin- you un ers ,. 1 \ \ ' } '' "*"'"'^ ^'^'^'^'-''^ t''^' 
 
 Ti.e .>ri,an.i shouted ;.i,i;;';;;:;':;itJ:^;;^;r'irT ^^^!^-^t*>- 
 
 ■iiid we laid no time to fool -.u-.v ,„> '''•^•"'ced. Jt was ^rettui- late. 
 <^reek platitudes to rv. V^ZZ Z"""'^ "T * '"* ''"'''''^ ''' '''^^-1 
 »ot if we Jaul not heen n j' '' p ^'^•"^^'-V'- t'-ik.'^l with him as 
 
 fellows are followinirns- ^^ ^^•^"■^'''"tly Denny said. "Those 
 
 We turned, and, 'sure enou-h, thei'e thev mm,.„ ,7 r 
 ■•iHiied with guns. We shiek^>, .,1 " ^'"'*''* hmta.stic j.irates 
 
 the meantime I got out my ™ of '"'' Vf ''"^'" "'""* "!>' "^'<' i" 
 .•eh.ctuantly iutcrthcTSnZ^^rt?!^;'::;;!"" pTf^ ''""" ^''"'^^ '"'^ 
 -ly felt that it was not right iZ^:^^- v^',; "j^;^ ""* '^^•'•-''- I 
 the OM-ner was aroumi 'uid not n,,!,/ " '*^' , "^"^ ^11 the more; so wlieii 
 "1.SO. Tlie vilhuns "• n,e , n 1 ' 'V"\'"''; '"'* '^■^^^' '''« ^''i^^'"!" "round 
 
 '-Hi, and sco^vl:;r.i^t vt,ndT^;V' 'n'-"' '''■■•^"•^'' '"^*' - ^- 
 
 '•oeks from Mars HiH an tl.ei ! ^'"'1 ""^^'"'« '" ^^ ''"^ .ome holy 
 M..speeted hin, of pitin on r^- tel' T, •''""^•'^'•'""l- They evident ly 
 half inclincl to sc irtPe mrt^^^ ''"'"'' '»'"! ^^^'--d 
 
 -n.,eouchedin^.e:i^tee^1-l^^^^^^^ 
 
 ,1(^4 J, 
 
 ' 1. 
 
 Mli 
 
 :4 
 
 fl 
 
ANflKNT .1* IKiI'dl.lS. 
 
 in ...r WHk... Wlii^n .hey hu.l ^um- tlirc- Inuulml vmils tlnv .stoi.iHni 
 lui.l >u' «(,,/ ..„ rt-icire,!. 15„t |„.l,n|,|. an„r.. -v nvuwll ras,,-.! cmmh- ...It nt 
 Ui« shadow, Mu^ took tlu.ir plac... „iul folK, r.I „h two Inm.liv.l yards 
 JJ.ci. lie .IHiveiv, MS over to aiiotlier inisnvant, vlio niu-r;,'*.! fn.ii.' soni.- 
 iijy.st<'noii.H place, aii.l l», in Uini to aiiotlirr ; for a mile aii.l a I.alf uiii 
 -var was ynanl.'d all tl... whil.. I.y an.....l ,„...,. 1 n.-v.T trav,-]..! iu s,. 
 iniicli state l.cfoiv in all niy lilV, 
 
 It wasa^ood wliile aft(T that In-foiv we veiitiiml to steal »nv inoiv 
 Kiapes, and when we did we stirred up another trouhlesonie l.ii-rand an<l 
 - le.i we ee*se,l all further speeulation in tliat lin.., I siippos.- timt fe'lluw 
 tbat ro(h' I.y ..n the mule poste.l all the nentinels, from Athens to the 
 1 iruMiM, ahout ns. 
 
 Kvery tiehl on that lon^» route waswatelie.i l.y an aimed sentin.-l, .some 
 ot whom had fallen asleep, no doul.t, l.ut weie on hand, lu^vertheless 
 1 Jus shows what sort of a country modern Attica is- a communitv <.f 
 • luestional.le charact.'rs. These nam w<.r." n(.t there to -uanl their 
 possessions a,srauist stran-,.rs, l.utayaiiist (vich other ; for stran-ers seldom 
 visit Athens and the Pira'us, and wlien they do. tliey «.) in dav-li'd.l 
 !Uid can l.uy all the ;,M'apes they want f(.r a tritle. The naxlern "inlmhi' 
 fcmts are contiscators and falsitiei^s of liigh i-(;pute, if gossip si.eaks trub 
 ouncerniii<,' them, and [ freely helieye it does. 
 
 Just as the earliest tinges of the dawn fli.ihed the eastern sky and 
 tnriied the pillared Partlienoii to a broken haij. hnng in the pearly 
 horizon, we closed our thirteenth mile of weary, rouiidahout niarchin.r 
 Hud emerged upon the .sea-slion- abreast the ships, with our usual escort 
 ot htteeu hun(h-ed Pira'au dogs howling at (.nr heels. We hailed a boat 
 tliat was two or three hundred yards from shore, and di.scoverecl in a 
 moment that it was a police-boat on tlie lookout for any quarantine- 
 breakers that might chance to be abroad. So we dodged -we Ayere used 
 to t lat by this time— and wlien the scouts reached the sp(.t we had .so 
 lately occupied, we w.ve absent. They cruised along tiie shore, but in 
 the wrong hiection, and shortly our own lioat issued from the gloom and 
 took ns aboard. They liad lieard our signal on the ship. We rowed 
 noiselessly aAyay, and before the police-boat came in sight again, we ..•.-:■,. 
 safe at home once more. 
 
 Four moi-e of our pa,ssengers were anxious to yisit Athens, and ^t-.tt 'i 
 half an hour after we returned ; but they had not been ashore five minutes 
 till the i)olice di.scovered and cha.sed them so hotly that they hardiv 
 escaped to their boat again, and that was all. They pursued the enten.ri.se 
 no further. 
 
 We set .sail i < V iistantinople to-day, but some of us little care fur that. 
 Wt) have .seen u '\ ^ v.-i;-: to see' in the old city that had its birth 
 sixteen hundred j- . vfi bef;j,.i Christ was born, and was an old town 
 before the founnrJicii. vf .';ay were hii:' —and ,saw it in its most attractive 
 aspect. Whei-e^br- . '.. "'v should we orry? 
 
 Two other pasBeugpiH ran the blockade successfully last night. &!o wc 
 learned this morning. They slipped away so (juietly that they were not 
 
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 CHAPTEK XXXIII. 
 
 Ij^KOM Atlions all thro..^i,'li t!,e J«la.uls of tl.o iivedan Archincla-ro 
 we saw httle l.ut furhuldin,. sea-walln a.ull.an-eu lulls, sometime; 
 urmounted ,y tlu-oe o.- four graceful ool.mms of son,e unci;ut ta h. 
 lonely ami desertod- -a fittiu.^^ symbol of the desolation that has com; 
 upon .d C^reece ,n these latter ages. We sa.- no ploughed fields ^"rv 
 ew vdlages, no trees or grass or vegetation of any kind, scared ; and 
 hardly ever an isolated house. Greece is a l>leak, unsmiling cLert 
 vvithout agriculture, manufactures or commerce, apparently. What 
 supports Its poverty-stricken pt^ople ov its (Government: is a mystery 
 
 1 suppose that ancient Greece and modern (Greece compaml, furnish 
 
 lie most extravagant contrast to he found in history, [leorge I., a 
 
 nfant of eighteen, aiul a scraggy nest of foreign ofHce holders, sit in the 
 
 l^aces of Tiemistocles, Pericles, aiul the illustrious scholars and genen s 
 
 of the Golden Age of Greece. The fleets that were the wonde? of the 
 
 smacks now, and the manly people that performe.l such miracles of valo" 
 at Maiathon are only a tribe of unconsidered shnes to-day. The classic 
 
 ?! ere is nov. .^v "1""- """" T ""'r '^'' '"""^'•^^'' *^"''^«=^'^^l «°"'^ '^'^^l 
 
 ft >Sv' ni Hn,? ' T\ '"r f '' ^ ''r\ '^'^'^'''^^y ^'i«"yJ' ••unong them to funiish 
 
 o L^ '"J" ^''Tf ' "''""* '*• ^''^••^^' King Otho the revenues 
 
 f a i H i ' "r'-^^ve millions of dollars-raised from a tax of onct.nth 
 
 ix Wn,!^^ ;7 ^■'':''"'" "'' l*'^^-'^-""'>^^« '"'.V <listance not exceedi.ig 
 ' h.f 31 -i T ^-^t';!^-'*-'"^* taxes on trade and commerce. Out of 
 
 that five Millions the small tyrant tried to kec,, an army of ten thousand 
 men, pay all the hundreds of useless Grand Equerries in Waiting S 
 Grooms of the Bedchamber, Lord High Chancellors of the ExploS 
 Exchequer, and all other absurdities which these puppy-kingdoms S Ige 
 
 ilHnZ \ ri "^ '^^{^''i monarchies; and L 'alktion he set about 
 buii ding a ^^hlte marble palace to ccst about five millions itself. Tiie 
 lusult wa.s simiily ; ten into five goes no times and none over. AU these 
 things could not be done with five millions, and Otho fell into trouble. 
 
 Ihe Greek throne, with its unpromising adjuncts of aragged i.oi.ulation 
 of ingenious rascals who were out of emplovment ei-dit months i- the 
 year because, tliere was little for them to borrow and less to confiscate, 
 
MonKUX ORKKCK-IX TH,.: DAUDAXELLKS. 217 
 
 various otl.ei- youn..ei so ,Tnf • u ^ ^f''')^ ^^''^' '""l aftenvard.s to 
 «f business, bu e^UU ul tS ^V'^!" 'l" "" *'""""^« *"«» ^^^'^ out 
 veneration en t h I; G i, ' ' "f '" ^^'''"^^' ^''^^ ^'"''"'^^ bouor, and 
 sorrowful rags uuh h-t w itl ' iin M H "''•'^r" ,'" '"^'''''' *« "'"^'^ l>er 
 -till they came , t ^s • o^i . >^ it'T" ^" ''"^ *VT "' ''"' ^-"'^'i'^tion 
 tinishod the splondi, nh ;" I s wt^ ^r^*'^^: ''"'^ ''" *""^ '^- H« !''«« 
 n.bt, and is Ln, n.a';;;- o^h^r tl " .;;; ilr'thl^^dl^^'^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
 pout. Thi/,,art J^^ «; i^; i x n.iiii^.n:''"" ''^ "^"^"- 
 
 I'oor as Sahara in ev(.rv tliin-. ,L V ■ , '■^*""*^ I'eninuscences, and 
 Oardnelles, we coa^ a "^ti^tlain""^'t;'""' '"] ^'-^n-''-'-^ the 
 the Scan.ander; we saw vvh^n ll ' . , T ' "r'' ^'f* *''" "^""*^' "f 
 wlK-re it does not st^ md w^- I '^"*"^ ('" ^^"^^ distanoo.) and 
 
 was V.Mni.. Th, ;' . T'"" ''*^ '^n* ^"^'"'^^^^'^^ ^^•^"'" t'.e world 
 
 ayarie. W,. saw wl.o... 1 ' . ' ^"^'^ '^oon to see our nien- 
 
 i^and a n:,„ni:in ^^^.i; r'Z'tjd'w '^ ^r^^T^^ '""^ -''^^^ 
 
 Hellespont we saw wl e re t L^^'- i ^' T'", ^m"'* ^'^''- ^^'^*'"'^ *>'« 
 iuhistorv was carried out n d f " /•'* 1'""'^^' '^^"^'''^^'^ '"f'^tioned 
 
 •■ebuked'hy Xe"es I sn' i ^ /'"!''" '^^ ' "' ■'**^"^'™^^l l^'"* " «'ently 
 Xerxes or<L.ed o l'^ 1,,^^ it 'L ^""^'^ ''"'''*^ "^ '"^'^^^ '^'^^^^^ 
 (^vdiere it is only two o t ■■ .il "''"■*''''f l"^''* '^^ t^"' Hellespont 
 
 contractors rni^t 1 Im ^ ,^; K'/''"''^!f *'^'^* ^^^ l'"'''''^'^ I'ebuke the 
 ;.enn.ethearn;jandli;£:l t^Z.^^ Sttnl "'7^ T 
 let a new contract for the hri<hre Jt 1. s I . „ 1 , "'^'" ^"' 
 
 writers that the second hvid<ro ly^f I , b; en observed l.y ancient 
 
 i;is host of Hve nuii;:;;' on^:,;; i ;3 i;t ;:;;^l f """'^ ^^'-t^ 
 -ic nn.ch good. L^ll^HeHe:^^ r^ '::^.:;rT!:;;l!j' ^'^''f 
 
 Bvron swam across +lu „o +« i '-"'^^ ^vJl(le l^eandcr and Lord 
 merely fin-.i rtvra-, „» Jnok sn ' ""i>.*'" '"'"''' ""l"'"' »"•' "■» "Hi"'- 
 
 »iiy a villa,.,, ° ";f„ L,' ^^^' ; "" ";'""' '■""»""■• •■""' »«»»!»•■■ 
 •■'t till w,.™t. « t : , ."r^'v"''"''''-'^ "■", ''fi "II «■-»<• t" i»»k 
 
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 AXCIIiiKKlJ liKFOKK CONSTANTINnHI.K. 
 
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 iiswl to, to get the earliest jiosKiblf glimpse of sti'.iuge foiviifu cities. 
 TluT an' well o\er tlmt. If w6 were lyiii,;,' in si;,'lit of the Pv'raiiiids of 
 Kgypt, they would not come on deck until after hi-eakfast, n"o\v-a-days. 
 TJie (Julden Horn is a nairow arm of the sea, which branches from 
 tlie Bosi»orus (a sort of l.road river which connects the xMarmora and 
 Black Seas), and, curvin-j; around, divides the city in the middle. 
 Galata and Pera are on one side of the IJosjionis. and'the (iolden Horn; 
 Ktamboul (ancient Byzantium) is uim,ii the other. On the othei' l)ank of 
 the BosjKjnis is Scutari and other suliui'hs of ('onstantinopl(^ This 
 great city contains a million inhabitants, but su narrow are its streets. 
 and so crowded toi^ether are its houses, that it does not cover much' 
 more than half as mucli <,'i'(mnd as New York City. Seen from the 
 anchoi-a^e oi- from a mile or so up the Bosjionis, it is" by far the hand 
 sonu'st city we luive seen. Its dense array of houses swells upward fi-om 
 the water's edge, and spre.-.ds o\er tlie domes of many hills : and the 
 gardens that i)eep out here and there, the great glol)es (»f the mowjues. 
 and the countless minarets that meet the ey(^ i^wry where, invest the 
 metropolis with the quaint Oriental as])ect one dreams of when he reads 
 books of eastern travel. ( 'onstantinople makes a noble i)icture. 
 
 But its attracti\ eness begins and ends with its picturesqueness. From 
 the time one starts ashore till he gets back again, he execi-ates it. The 
 boat he goes in is admirably miscalculated foi- the service it is built for. 
 It is handsomely and neatly titted up, but no man could handle it well 
 in the turbulent currents that sweej) down the Bosporus from the Black 
 Sea, and few men could row it satisfactoi'ily even in still water. It is a 
 long, light canoe (caique), large at one end'and tapering to a knife blade 
 at the other. They niiike that long sharji end the bow, and you can 
 imagine how these Ixnling currents spin it al)out. It has two oars, ami 
 Hometimes four, and no nuUhu-. You start to go to a given point and 
 you run in fifty different directions l)pfore you get there. First one oar 
 is backing water, and then the other; it is seldom that both are i,'oin<>- 
 ahead at once. This kind of boating is calctilated to drive an impatient 
 man mad in a Aveek. The boatmen are the awkwardest, the stupidest. 
 and the most unscientitic on earth, without (pu-stion. 
 
 Ashore, it was — well, it was an eternal circus. People were thicker 
 than l)ees, in tliose narrow streets, and the men were dressed in all the 
 outrageous, outlandish, idolatrous, extravagant, thunder-and-lightnina 
 costumes that ever a tailor with the delirium tremens and seven devils 
 could conceive of. There was no freak in dress too crazy to be indulged 
 in ; no absurdity too absui'd tt> b- tolerated ; no frenzy in ragged 
 diabolism too fantastic to be attempted. No two men "were dre'ssed 
 alike. It was a wild masquerade of all imaginable costumes—every 
 struggling throng in every street was a dissolving view of stunning 
 contrasts. Some patriarchs wore awful turbans, but the grand mass of 
 the infidel horde woi-e the lieiy red skuU-caj. they call a fez. All the 
 remainder of the raiment they indulged in was utterly indescribable. 
 
 The sliops here are mere coops, mere 1»oxes, l)ath-i'ooms, closets an,\ 
 
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 _ ul jiiust li.ue look... wlicii tlioy walkrd fo.tli from tlieir ,r,,,v(.s .iini.! 
 tS^i S:; r , ' (V'''^':: ■'!"' -••^"luakes tl.at l,urst upon (^d;;: -'Zt 
 
 con.ei., .vitli .-iiiys l.alf lifted and neck s;;:;^i , '^i^ tn^id ': 
 goose-,„orclia,vt get excited? No. H- took liis pole Tn "eaei.ed f e • 
 
 }..nked hun back to Ins place in the flock xvitliout an ..flbr H 
 steered h. ^ese witl^liat stick as easilv as another ^Li^.; ^ te.i'' 
 
 UK mujst ot tlie turmoil, sound as eci) in the sun wifl, Im. , 
 squatting around hin, or dodging out of it ^J^'^^ "Z^. a d mn ''^' 
 came liv agam within the hour, and he was takin./^^ii « s ock t 
 J^e udietlu.- any of his H,>ck had strayed or beo-n sU;i;.:^T u- wa lu d ^ 
 t^usunuiue Ileputtheend of his stick within six <.reoS .J 
 
 tl;:t:;;'ing.'^,:^""'^''"'"^'"^^'""^- ""™^ •'^■- ''^'"■■•"-- - ^^^^^^^^ 
 
 If you Avant dwarfs I mea.i just a fcNv .Iwarfs for a curiosity ..<. to 
 
 f>ters, both, go straight to Constantinople. A b,>ggar in Na,,l es who cnn 
 show a foo which has all run into one horril.le'^;. w th iie s^ X 
 "ail on It. has a fi,rtnne^-bnt such an exhibition aAlu^ v d ^t , r" 
 
 m M ,u "^ TT "\ ^■«-^-'^-'-I'J^'- The n>an would sta vc Wh wj 1 
 im any attention to attractions like his among the rare monsters tl 
 
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 MARVKLLors ClfllM'LKS — THK (illEAT MOSQLK 
 
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 t .ro.,,^^ tin, hri<|^,e,s ot tlio (Joldeu Horn an.l .lisplav tlu>ir .lefcrniitks m 
 the gutt:;r.s of Stambou I O, wn.tclie.l ivnpostui- ! How could he stand 
 a^auist tue three k-ge, woman, and the man with his eye in Jiis cheek 1 
 How would he blush „i the presence of the man with timbers on his 
 elbow I Where would he hid., hi.nxelf when the dwarf with seven hn- 
 .yers on each hand, no upper lip, an.l his under-jaw ,^rone, can>e down in 
 ma,,.,sty I 13.snnllah ' The cripples of Euroi.s are a delusion an.l a 
 ti.m.l. lh<" tiuly -dted ilo.insh only in the byways of Pera and Stani- 
 
 That thrce-leg-ed woman lay ou the brid-e, with her stock in trade so 
 dispos.-,! as to command the most striking elfect^ one natural leg, and 
 tu-o long, slender, twiste.l ones, with feet on them like somebodv" else's 
 toie-ar.n. Iu;mi theiv, w.n a uxxn furtlr.n- along who had no eves, and 
 ^^lo.e i,ee was the color of a lly-blowii beefsteak, and wriukie.l an.l 
 tu^,.elhjC(>al:iva-How--:uid verily so tumbled and 'distorted were his 
 e:uures^t^at no man em.ld tel! the wart tha,t served him fov a nose f^-om 
 .us ehee,v-l.on<^s. [n .^tauiboul was a man with a i.rodigious hea.l an 
 uucomn.only long body, legs eight inches long and teet like sn.,w-shoeH 
 He nrveled on tl.use i;..t an-L his hands, an.l was a. swaved-backe.l as if 
 tlie ( c,h,ssus ot Jlhodes ha,l bee)i ri.ling him. Ah, a beggar has to have 
 excetMhngly good ponits t.) n.ake a, living in Constantinople. A blue- 
 bi'.ed man, who had nothing t.) oiler excej.t thnt he had been blown up 
 ni a n.me, would be r.-^arded as a rank impostor, and a mere dama-e.l 
 soldier on crutches would ifever make a cent. It would pay him to°et 
 a, piece ot his head taken off, an.l cultivate a wen like a carj.et sack. "^ 
 
 lue Mos,pie of .St. .S..pliia is the chief lion of Caustantinonle. You 
 muse g(,.t a hi-niaii and hurry there the finst thing. We did that Wo 
 did not g<^t a lirinan, but we to.,k along four or five francs apiece, which 
 IS much the sam.^ thing. 
 
 •reni ]\T ^''"^'""':{''^ ^he Mos.p.o of St. Sophia. I suppose I lack 
 . V]. ee.ation. Wj will h-t ,t go at that. It is the rustiest ol.l barn in 
 lieatheiidom. I BMieve all the interest that e.ttaches to it comes from the 
 tact that It was built for a Ciiristian ehurch and then turne.i. into a, 
 nosque without much alteration, by the Mohammedan conquerors of the 
 lan.l. Ihey made me take off my boots aud'walk into the idaee in mv 
 stoccmg-feet. I caught c.l.l, and got myself so stuck up with a com,.!!- 
 u tion ot gums, shine and general corruj.tion, that I wore out more than 
 tvo thousan.l pair of boot-jacks getting my boots off that night, and even 
 then some ( hnstian hule peele.l olf with them. I abate not a sin-de 
 ooot-jack. '■' 
 
 •St. «ophia is a colossal church, thirteen or fourteen hundred vears old 
 luid unsightly enough to 1.3 vry, ve.y much ol.ler. Its imnumse dome 
 
 s saul to be more w.jiulerful than St. Peter's, but its dirt is much moi-e 
 ^\o.l,l;,r^uI than its dome, though they never mention it. The church ku; 
 -•1 Jnindreo and seventy pillars in it. each a single piece, and all of costly 
 marbles of various kinds, but they came from ancient temple.s at 
 Baalb.3c, Hdmpolis, Athens and Kphesus, and are battered, ugly and 
 
 epuisive. ri.ey were a thous.ni.l y.-ars old when this churcli Nvm new 
 
TIIK (ilUCAT MOSQn:. 
 
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 and then the coutntst must have been <AvistW if i .• • . 
 
 did not trnn theni any. The in^kk. f "t .'1 ' '~ Jj'^tni.an'.s arcliit«ots 
 
 H monstrovs inscription in Turkis d .. '"'' " ^""■'"' '^" '''■''' ^-''it'' 
 
 thatlooksas.hu.in.asaoir!,rhil h^^^^^^^^^^^^ ''?"'''* '" -"''^ "'««="^% 
 trades are all battenul -.ml ,1 tv H *''^ '"'^'^''l'^"* «»d the marble bahis^ 
 
 by a wel> of n,K.rt^ rdS'f^;;;';^;:';^^-^'-^^ -urred even- .-here 
 
 3ns,,e,Hl countless din-y Ti o T ''"'-''*^ ''* ^'"^ ^'"""% an.l 
 
 Hud far an<l near, .-ere ra!'" Tn ! " "l^ "I .'^'7"1'^ J'-- ■•uul there 
 or n.eiyin, lessons like cliS en' 'ii n S^ ik;:'^' '^""'"^ ^^'^ ' 
 same sort bo^vin- and strai-hteni, , V ' ' ^'■■'' '''''"' "'ore of the 
 
 to kiss the earU, nnit^::;.:^^ ^^J^^ll rwlS^^^'-Vr'^ ^^""'^ '^-'n 
 gymnastics till they ou^ht tJ Lu4 been^r^ f Vl"'' ^'"^"''" "i" *''^"- 
 Rvery '.vhere ^yas dirt -nd ,h,lr' ^''^'^ ^^^^ not. 
 
 where were -.ns of a iL^^ „ ^li -u"',; I'^Sir ' 7" ^'-'" ' --'7 
 beautiful about it; eyery where C'Vl ""*^""- to"<^')'i'"-f oV 
 
 -orhead the ;,u,dy mo^u^^anVr^ rof;::^" "' '"''^^''^ ^'^^^^^^^^ 
 there any thin- to win one's loye o. el, I. "V '','"'"'--"'™''"''-^' ^^'^^ 
 
 The people wh., .o into e st es oyJi tt ' r ''''"--^i""- 
 out of th.^i,mide-book (where eyevvnl i ' ^''! "'""^' "'"•^'y ,!,^«t them 
 «iclered by good Judgei^Irb! X^^^oJ^tai: T"'"'?' '" ^'^'"^ " «- 
 respects that the old' world has c^ye r^n") (t"? "T'''''' "^ '"="'>• 
 connoisseurs fr,),u the wilds of l^L V ^ '' *'"^>' ■""•'^ '^'^ose old 
 
 diiference betw..en a fre a d L< nr'' " '^^'^-'-'^'y l^arn the 
 
 feel priyile.ed to void thdr ^ L;^.! ;: S^f^"' f''^"^ ^''^t day forwai.! 
 architecture foreyer more. 'uthos on pauitmo, sculpture and 
 
 We yisited the Danein^- Dervi\J,.^v Ti 
 They wore a Ion. light-coloi: 1 ^ ? .b '^^^ T" "TT^-T "' ^''-"• 
 m ]us turn Avent nn to the „,.;,>.//;. ^'""'-^ *" <''f'"" ''•''■'^i. Kacli 
 
 -ili".) and bowel? ,::f^.^l,fe; ^^^ '''-^^''^'^"^ ^ '^^- -->- 
 and took his appointkl place in t he ciin i ' ""- ''^^'^^ deliriously 
 
 ^^'1 1-d spun tl/emselye tl i 1 ;f ■;,;":\r''^^'\'''''^ *".«P'"- When 
 ;vpart-an,l so situated, the ^n ire ;^He ,7; '''•''^""'* ^''' "'' ^^'^^ ^e* 
 In'ce separate times ammd t^K^ ^>o ;:'%f ^o'T;'"^ '''^:"^' -uu itself 
 do It. They spun on the left fo t ^m ' 1,1 ''^ *^;-^^'^^y-'\vo niinutes to 
 t^e ri.ht rapidly before it and dtn" i^' ^,- '"'"f " 'T^ ''>' l""-? 
 of them ,nade incredible - time "Mo of";' '"^"^ *^"""- '''"'»^' 
 
 ;n a minute, and on3 artist a';;.! J ^^o xK "^""!/^^'^'"' ' ^^'^y ti>»OH 
 kept itupdurin..the whole t^ye ^^^ Lt T^s v n/'',"''^'^ "''""'■'^' ••"^^' 
 out all around him like a ballof' ' '"'" *'"'''^ ^^'^^^' '"'' '"^'' -^"od 
 
 ba^Xuitn;:s:;:s'":^^':i;;a'^'' ;y^^* ^^ ''t '^'^^^ *^'- ^'-^« 
 
 There was a rude k ,,^of m f ^.;':i)^,^ «ort of d.yotioa d oostacy. 
 were not visible None b nt « ' ^ ^ * '° *'"''• ^^''^ *''- "Hisicians 
 
 -nhaa toeitr5:;^^i?;oSir'-\t'r!Y^*r'^t°^'^^'«- " 
 
 exhibition as a^ have witnesse 1 vet Tl 1 ^^^ ^^"^ ''' l':u-barous an 
 
 down, and beside them «" idteir^lek H ^^ ^'"T^ ''''' '^"'' '^^^ 
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 Ho was hU))i)useil to euro tJioir disoasos by tminiiling upon their Ju-easts 
 or backs or ,staiulin<,' on tlie back of tlioir nocks. Tliis is well enough 
 for a pwjj.lo wlio think all their affairs are made or marred by viewhTss 
 -spirits of the air— by giants, gnomes, and genii— and Avho still believe 
 to this day, all the wild tales of the Arabian Nights. Even so an 
 intolligent missionary tells mo. 
 
 We visited the Thousand and ( )ne ( 'ohimns. 1 do not know what it was 
 originally intended for, but they said it was built for a reservoir. It is 
 situated in the centre of ('onstantinoi)lo. You go down a iliii:ht of stono 
 stoi)s in tlu^ middle of a barren place, and there' vou are. You are forty 
 feet under ground, and in the midst of a perfect wilderness of tall, 
 slender, granite coluimis, of Byzantine itrchitectiue. Stand where you 
 would, or change your position as often as you ])lease(l, you were always 
 a centre from which radiated a dozen long archways and colonnades that 
 lost tliemselves in distance and the sombre twilight of the place This 
 iAd dried-up reservoir is occupied by a few ghostly" silk-spinners now, and 
 one ot them showed me a cro.ss cut high up in one of the pillars J 
 suppose ho meant me to understand that the institution was there bi.'fore 
 tlie iurkish occupation, and T thought he m uo a remark to that effect ; 
 but lie must have had an iinpedimont in his speech, for I did not 
 understand him. 
 
 We took off our .shoes aiul went into tJio marble mausoleum of the 
 .Sultan 3rahmoud, the neatest piece of architecture, inside, that I have 
 .seen lately. Mahmoud's toml, xvas coveivd with a black velvet pall, 
 which was elaborately ombroi.lored with silver ; it stood within r. fancv 
 silv(>r railing ; at the sides and corners were sih er candlesticks that 
 wouhi ^v,Mgh more than a hundred pounds, and thev supported caudles 
 as large as a man's leg ; on the top of the sarcophagus was a fez, with .-i 
 laiKsomo diamoiul ornament upon it, which an attendant said cost a 
 hundred thousand puunds, and lied like a, Turk when ho said it. Mah- 
 mouds whole family were comfortably planted around him. 
 
 We wont^to the great Bazaar in .Stamboul. of course, and I .shall not 
 describe it further than to .say it is a monstrous hive of little .shoi.s^. 
 housands 1 should .say- -all uiuler one roof, and cut up into innumerable 
 little blodvs by narrow streets which are arched ovi^vhcad. Ono street 
 is dt.-oted to a particular kind of merchandise, another to another, and 
 so ou. When you wish to buy a pair of shoes vou have the swing of 
 the whole street^-you do not have to walk yourself down hunting stores 
 m dilierent localities. It is the same with silks, antiquities, shawls, etc. 
 Ihe place ,s crow<lod with people all the time, and as the gay-colored 
 Eastern tabrics are lavishly dis|,layed befoiv everv shop, the great Bazaar 
 ot btamboul IS one of the sights tli.at are worth «HHng. It is full of life, 
 and s ir. and business, dirt, boggars, asses, yellijig peddler.^, porters, 
 dervishes, Ingh-born Turkish female slioj.ners, (Ireeks, and weird-looking 
 and weirdly drassod Molmmmedans tvom the mountains and the far 
 provinces—and the only solitary thing one does not smell when he is in 
 tfie irreat Bazaar, is something wiiich smells -olhI. 
 
 

 ^^HAPTKK XXXiy. 
 
 Muhununedan. to .Irink. Th4 ntn, '..a . V''"" '^"^''^ ''"* P^'^'^'^t 
 amounts to l.i.ra.nv^ Ft ,.. ,l '"' ^ iHi.idred wives. Tiiis i.linost 
 
 I^ake, liowever. ' " ^^ ' *'" '"^t '""I'l it .so nuicli in .Salt 
 
 I'arontsXl\i^^mEy '' tS T^.^'V"''' '" ^'"»«t"»tinQ].l. I.y thnir 
 
 c-.'iticis,xl au.l ,liscM,sse,l j t if' ,7. 'V ', ''"^'I'^'^ ^^^' inspection, an,l 
 -no longer exist. Ti^ ox , hi S^ '7 r'"''" f '"^ "^•'^'^••Iturai fid,- 
 ^^tooks are npjust at nr^^ent t^^^^^ *'"/^'^ *'« are private now. 
 
 •>y the reo,.nt return of tl e s'u t ^ -,^ Se" 'f' i^ ^''''^ ''^'"'^^"'^ ^'-^'^t^d 
 l"»J'tly on account of an uuu uU 'd nn T\ *'"' '''''''^' ''^ '^'"-oi'^ ; 
 
 l'ocler,s untorti,red by 1 , 'e • Ll il''"';,'^ ''"-ad-stuffs, which leaL' 
 
 Pnc^s; and partly f.ecau.sf k v ,s are T '" - .'^^ ^''"'^ ^'" ^"'''^^ 
 
 iSLAVK (Jlh'I. MAI.'KKT HKl'OUT. 
 
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 sola m small lots to .k;.. oul:' ^i^ ^Jt t '^"' ''"' "" ^''"^"''^ ' ^-^-» I'>^'aeA*i 
 
 iiiostlx last year's rn.M, wliirli «•,. ,i , , i '" -'^'"' •"■'"■gW'is now oii ]iaii"l ..ri' 
 
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 I tliiiik tilt" ahovo ^vouI(n.P about tin- stvic of tlu" ooiniiici-oiiil fcpurt 
 PriccH arci pretty higli now, and holders tiriii ; but, two or tlnvc vcars 
 ago, pun-nts ni a starving condition l)rought their young daugliters down 
 here and sold them foi- even twenty and thii-tv dollars, when thev could 
 do no better, simply to save themselves and the girls from dyin-' of 
 want. It IS sad to think of so distressing a thing as this, and T for'^one 
 am sincerely glad the prices are up again. 
 
 Con.mercial morals, especially, are bad. Tlu'iv is no gainsaying that 
 GreeK, lurkish and Armenian morals consist onlv in attendiii-' church 
 z-cgularly on the appointed Sabbaths, and in breaking the ten coieuiand- 
 mentH all the Italance of the week. It comes natural to tliein to lie and 
 cheat in the first ])lace. and then they go on and improve on nature 
 until they arrive at perfection. In recommending his son to a niercliant 
 as a valuable salesman, a fotlier does not say he is a nice, moral, upri-dit 
 boy, and goes to Sunday School and is honest, but lie says, " This boy 
 IS worth his ^veight in broad pieces of a hundreti— for l)eliold, lie will 
 cheat wlionisoever hatli dealings with him, and from the Euxine to the 
 waters of Marmora there abideth not so gifted a liar!" How is that for 
 a recommendation ? The ntissionaries tell me that tliey hear enconiunis 
 like that passed upon people every day. Tliev say of a person thev 
 admire, « Ah, he is a charming swindler, and a most e.xquisite liar '" " 
 Every body lies and cheats— e\ery body who is in business at any 
 nite. Even foreigners soon have to come down to the custom of tli'e 
 country, and they do not buy and sell long in Constantinople till thev 
 he and cheat like a Greek. I say like a Greek, because tlie Greeks are 
 called the worst transgressors in this line. Several Americans loii<' resi- 
 dent in Constantinople, contend that most Turks are prettv trustworthy 
 but few claim that the Greeks have any virtues that a man can discover 
 — at Ici'.st without a lire as.say. 
 
 I am half willing to believe that tlu* celebrated dogs of (bnstantinople 
 have been misrein-escnted- slandered. I have alwavs been led to suppose 
 that they were so thick in the streets that they blocked the Avay ; that 
 they moved about in organized companies, jilatoons and reginieiits and 
 took what they wanted by determined and ferocious assault ; and that at 
 nightthey drowned all other sounds with their terri))Ie howlin"s The 
 dogs T see here can not be those I have read of. 
 
 I find them everywhere but not in strong force. The most I ha^■e 
 found together has been aVwut ten or twenty. And night or day a fair 
 proportion of them were sound asleep. Those that were not asleep 
 alvyays looked as if they wanted to be. I never saw such utterly 
 wretched, starving, sad-visaged, broken-hearted looking curs in mv life 
 It sjenied a gTim satire to accuse such buites as these of takin" thin-s 
 by force of arms. They hardly .seemed to have strength enoiudi or 
 ambition enough to walk across the street- -I do not know that I have 
 seeii one walk that far yet. They are mangy and bruised and mutilated. 
 and otten you see one with the hair singed off him in such wide and well 
 dehned tracts that he looks like a map of the new Territories Thev 
 
««JC1AL STATtS (.1- THK noos. 
 
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 healthier 4 'anJ';L"l4:3^;' ^'^.^ '^'f" -"^^" •"' ^ 
 saM- a dog of tl.is kin.l ,st,u-t\o nib Jeat n fl. ' ^^^ "•"'^^■*'>' ' 
 "ttont.on, und J^e made u sn..tch ■ L ,, ^^''--'\l>' 'Attracted Ids 
 more, and tJ.at forever un.settl M , Le L T "'/I '""^'•' ^^"^ ^'"" ""^-'^ 
 hen sadly looked at hi.s bald ot 'H ^^^^^^^ "^ 'V'^ «<-l-..st,u.e. 
 his head resiguedlv uj.on hi.s „a\vs H • t '' '■.' "-^' ''''"^ *''»J'1><"1 
 
 The do..s sleep^in he .st-'ee "n o v e • "? '"1"^' *'^ *''^ •'^^*»"t'0"- 
 «treet to the other, I sm,,>, e th'e m-H ' "'^''■. , ^^■"»' ^""" ^'"1 "^ the 
 
 Sometimes, of oon-'se, thl e re fik^^ o \u"^'! 't' "' '"'' "' " '''«'J^'- 
 "ot helor. to any body, and tl ev s /^ "'/L H '^ ""''^- ''''" ■^- ''" 
 sJups among eaeh oth^r. li„t t"he^- dis rie 1 1 1 . !!" ''*'''•'"""' ^"'•'■''■"l- 
 ;h.gs of eaeh district, .vhether it c' 1 If 1 11 "*^^ themselvs. and the 
 have to mnain within its bounll ^Lu'^'t'irT''' "" '"'\ '•'"^^"• 
 His ne.ghl.ors would snatch the Inhmce of 1 ; " i'' "■•'""^•^ t^'^" ^"i<' •' 
 It is said. But the.y don't look it ''' ^'""" "" '" ''^ «^«^»^»- '^o 
 
 rhey sleep in the streets these iU ti 
 
 g^uch. When I see the do^^s et^ , ' ci )l. '' /'V "'^^' -''^•"r''««-n,v 
 
 and all moving thin-s tur ont ,^ , ^ ' T\ '''''^'« "'^"' ^heep, geese 
 
 ii , * •wiJij,^ mill out and "o aroimrl flir.r,, t i t ^ ' '■< ^'^> 
 
 «ie great street where the hotel is ml Z 7 \} ^^'""^^" ^ '^"i "ot in 
 R"P the dogs have a ^ort of nV nf ' . ,^" ^'"■^^"^'■- ^ii the (fraud 
 
 heing obliged to ^t':;^ :i ?^ ^i.v"f^::;;.f '"^'""*~^" >-• '-- «f 
 
 that expression one recognizes nmomet'rrr'^'' "'''^ ^'=^>'-'"^'' 
 face of any dog witho,^ the cUines ,f l] f' '/"^■■^' "'^^ ^^-^''^t i.pon the 
 I' --acidly and keep no ^vateh Th ^ wo,, *'f ''''"'■ , ^^" «t''^'-« «leep 
 hnnself passed by ' ' ""•''• "^'^ '"^'^'i'' though the Sultan 
 
 i4 ^;iod'™bo:r:^!:;-;-;:j|'->f '^ r'^^^^ -- 1''- ^'ogs 
 
 hey just bridged the street neatl ft m'.utf'' " '"'^ *^'^^^' '='>'' "'^'1 "• 
 liundred sheep came alou- T .V' Z ^ -^ *" »"*'^"''- ^^- ^''-'^ve of a 
 crowding thJ front, hll^iej'^ :Sr' 'S! T' ^'V'T' ^'^^ -^'' 
 flinched a little when the inn.atlenrf.l V ^/he dogs looked lazilv up. 
 badc^sigh.!, and lay peaS^d .^ .^^ f" J^i^jf '•^'if/'^^l^ -- 
 than that. So some of the sheen' iumu'^fJ n f i , '"'!"''' ^^' l'^'^'"^''' 
 
 between, oc.asionally chinpir^^ a W l' ;i '''\'"''^ ''^^'''' «^-'-'"i^hled 
 the whole flock h.-l made 1 fei,' the do *^"'"" f'7 ^^'^^f"' '"^'^ -hen 
 of dust, but never bud^e I } e' k. e ^^, T'^r^J^ '''"«' "' *''^ ^■'"'"I 
 hut I am a steam-eu^dn camnare 1 ;. f \ i-*''""'^''* ^ ^^•■'^'^ ^^'^v, 
 
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 PKIIILS ()!■ JOlllXALlSM IX 11 ItKKY. 
 
 grades luul species of dirt iind refuse to tlieir own dead fiicnds and 
 relatives—and yet they are always lean, always liun-jry, always 
 desi)ondent. Tlu? people are loath to kill tlieni do not kill (hem, "in 
 fact. The Turks have an innate antii>athy to takinu; the life of any 
 duinl) animal, it is said. Hut they do wor.se. They han.i,', and kiek, and 
 stone, and scald these wretched creattu'es to the very wv^^c of death, and 
 then h'ave them to live and snfl'er. 
 
 Once a Sultan proposed to kill otl" all th(Mlo;j;s here, and did hei^in 
 the work- hut the poj)ulace raised such a howl of horrcjr ahout it that 
 the massacre was stayed. After a while, la^ proposed to remove them 
 all to an island in the S/a of ^[arnu)ra. Xo olijection was ofiered, and 
 a shiitdoad or so was taken away. Jiut when it came to he known that 
 somehow or other the dogs never got to the island, hut always fell 
 overhoard in the night iind [H'rished, another howl was niised and tla^ 
 transportation scheme was drojtped. 
 
 Ho the dogs remain in peaceable possassion of the streets. T do not say 
 that they do not howl at night, nor that they do not attack people who 
 have not a red fez on tlieir heads. I only say that it would l)e mean for 
 me to accuse them of these itnseendy things who have not s;-en them do 
 them Avith my own eyes or heard them with my own eais. 
 ^ I was a little suri)ris(Hl to si-e Turks and (Ireeks playing newsboy 
 right here in the my.sterious land where the giants and'gcMii of the 
 Arabian Xights onco dwelt-- where winged horses and hydra-headed 
 dragons guarded enchanted castles — v.-hei'e Princes and Piincesses tl(!w 
 throngh the air on cai'pets that olteyctl .i magic talisman — where cities 
 whose houses were made of precious .stones sprang up in a niuht nndei- 
 the hand of the magician, and wh(>re busy marts were smhhnily stricken 
 with a spell and each citizen lay or sat, or stool with weapoi'i raised or 
 foot advanced, ju.st as he was, speechless and motioidess, till time had 
 told a luuidred years ! 
 
 It was curions to see new.sboys selling pa])ers in ho dreamy a land as 
 that. And, to say truly, it is comparatively a nciw thiiigheri". The 
 selling of news[)aiiers had its birth in Constantinople abont a year ago, 
 and was a child of the Prussian and Austrian wa!\ 
 
 There is one paper iniblished here hi the English language— ?%« Levant 
 Herald — and there are generally a number of (Jreek and a. few Fi-ench 
 papers rising and falling, struggling up and falling again. Newspapers 
 are not poj)ular with the Sultan's (.Tovernmont. They do not understand 
 jnurnalism. The proverb says, "The unknown is always great." To 
 the court, the new.spaper is a mysterious and rascally institution. Thev 
 know what a pestilence is because they have one occasionally that thins 
 the; people out at the rate of two thousand a day, and they regard the 
 newsimper as a mild form of pestilence. WliVn it goes astray, they 
 suppress it— pounce u])on it without warning, and throttle it. When it 
 don't go astray for a long time, they get susi)icious and throttle it 
 anyhow, bocauso they think it is hitching deviltry. Imagine tlie Grand 
 Viiier in solemn council with the magnates' t)f tla; realm, .spelling his 
 
-^^ of thin,: l.l,t tlj::,ito'r;tls J'"'"''"" '"^ "'' ^'^^ "'^^ ^-- ^l- 
 of .ad. o/lier. No v c , S 7r ?' "^I'l^'^'^^^-l ''"'•*' ^vitlu. a li^v .lavs 
 
 'Hlitor knows h.ttcr ho sti ,1/ '""' ^/,^"l'i"vs.so,l, uu.l ,ilthauyh th it 
 >;>.ltan, who < J. not^vl ;':,'' .:;,^;;™- ^^.'- !-I'-l- with tho 
 
 '•o.u tl,e An„,.nc-uu Cousul i,x • ,' r^'. "^ '"7 "'"'"'•"^'^' <""-'•- 
 
 <loUnv, for it. Shortly lu . ■ „t . l" ' 1 '"""'' ^'^''^ '""^'''•<"l '"''' lifty 
 
 <"litor.shi,, of the Lrrn.t /Av 'V ' r ., '"'''* ^'^ ^'"' "^^'■^t^^'it 
 
 without it. ' '^ ' ""^ -""1^' *" f'y t„ v/orrr ,iIon,^ 
 
 Paper, ar. suppressoa theiS eveiT ll T '"^'^^'■'"1"-' ">'" ^hat Icia,]. 
 
 there, just as th.y are elsewl.n-o Tjiev t H^ , ' h.w.s hoys ar. s.u.ut 
 He«ses. When thev lin.l th' v ^ > uu^UlfV T'-' "^ '"^i'"'^^'' ^^'^'^k- 
 -ti-u .nysteriousl>, au,! t: i^a't' v i^. " T ^. ^r' "'^'^ '^''"^'r^^^ '^ 
 l'"ce; i.aiK.r just 1.3m suiMu-ossel '" t1 ~ '^'■^tcoj.y, sir: JouWo 
 ti.uls uothiu. in it. ThevM^s'tv J.h>, r"'''\ ';'"^''- ^'' '^^ -">"'■-, a :ul 
 tl'at niou sometimes ,,rint v ^H i 'f 'p""'' ^"'' ^^- ''^"^ *''"^3- -lo .ay 
 >.eaitious article in it .list ril .t. if v " J"'"'- ''''^' '' l'''-'>^'ionslJ 
 
 ^o.t..ountto anythiu. .^.r;;:;;; -^^i^ Jiir^-;;; ^^;-i-i- 
 ^^^£sj: ^''^hr;miS;:V::3;;i;:^.i:5^^:..'- i^ ... ....t; 
 
 idee.l. o^ttuu^^ udi ^..ry il'lih:n-a(.,Iy_ v.-ry 
 
 <Ieliberately iiuleed. 
 
 I never sliall M-aut another 
 
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 -- in the little i^^ZZ^^^S^lu:;'', T^ ^^^^•^';i' ''i'i--^'- 
 
 street. Tlie cook was sloveuh h .n ' ' /^ ''"' "" "^P^''^ ^o the 
 
 on it. The fellow took a ma^^of '^i ^T l" 't'"' '"^'^ "' '''^'^ '"^ ^^^'^'^ 
 '^"'1 lai'l it on a charcoal ii e to co^ '^'^^^^^^^^ ^"''/^^•' '^ '•'>'""' - vdre 
 
 '^»'J a clog walked sadly in 4d nin H it 7 '' ''u ''"'"' '^^' '^^'"^ '^ '^''^''^ 
 fecogui.ed the remai:Jof a ?:!,! J^ 'if^ I ,^ "'" V ^'''^V' "^"'^^'''^ 
 laid It before us. Jack said " I xyJ' i , "'^ ' ''""''y ^''"'' ''^'^^ '^^d 
 
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 gmiHtd it well witli tlic HauNiii;*', ami stnrtcd towiiids its witli it. It (Imp- 
 l^il ill the dirt, and lie jiickcd it up and jiolishcd it on liis lirccflifM. and laid 
 it befoiv us. Jack said, " [ pa.ss." We all pa.sscd. Iln put .sonu^ v<i>;s in 
 !i fVyinj,^ pan, and stood pfiisivi-ly pr.vin.i,' slalis of meat from hetwrnMriiis 
 tctitli with a fork. Tlicn ho usod Uw. fork to tui'ii tlio (•i,';;s with an<l 
 broii,u;ht them along. Jack said " Tass again." All followed .suit. \Vv 
 did not kn')\v what to do, and so wt! ordorcd a now ration of Huusagc. 
 Tlw cook got out his v.iiv, apportioned a proper ainoimt of .sausagc-nieat, 
 wpat it on his linnds and fell to work ! This time, with one accord, w(' 
 all i-assed out. We j.aid and left. That is all 1 learned ahout Tin'kish 
 lunches. A Turkish luncli is good, no rlouht, hut it has its littl,. 
 drawbacks. 
 
 Wlien J tliiidv how I have bei i swindled l.y hooks of Oriental travel, 
 I want a tourist for l)reakl;!st. For years and ye;irs J have dreamed oi' 
 tho wonders of tho 'Jurkish bath ; for yeans an(i years I hav(> promised 
 myself that I would yet enjoy one. Many an<l many a time, in fiuicv. 
 Naive lain in the niaibl(! bath, and bi'eathed the sluinbrous fragrance ot' 
 Ka.stern spices that tilled the air; then ]mHsed tJirougli a weird and com- 
 plicated sy.stem of pulling auU hauling, and drenching and .scr>d)l)iug, by 
 a gang of naked savages who kiojned vast and vaguely througli 'the 
 wteaming juists, lik(^ demons; then rested for a while on a\livaii fU for ii 
 king; then j'assed tlirough another conijilcx ordeal, and one more fearful 
 than the first ; and, finally, swathed in soft fabrics, been conveyed to a 
 princely .saloon and l;tid on u bed of eider down, where euuncI>s,'gor"'eous 
 of costume, fanned nie while I di'owsed and dreamed, or co'nten'tcdly 
 gazed at the ricli hangings of the apaitment, the .soft cari>cts. the 
 .sumptuous furi.iture, the pictures, and drank delicious coHee, snioki^d the 
 soothing narghili, and dioj.ped, a'; the last, into tranipiil rejjose. 1u11(m1 
 by ^er.suons odoi's from un.seen consers. by the gentle intluenc c of the 
 uarghili's Persian tobacco, iind liy the music of fountains that eountei- 
 feited tho pattering of siunmer rain. 
 
 That was the picture, just as 1 got it from incendiary books of travel. 
 It was a poor, miserable imposture. Tlie reality is no" more like it ihan 
 the Five Points are like tho Garden of Eden." They received me in a 
 great court, paved witli marble slabs ; around it were broad galleries, one 
 above another, carpeted with seody matting, railed with nniiiinted 
 Jialustrades, and furnished with huge rickety chairs, cii.shioned with rustv 
 old mattresses, indented with impressions left by tlie foriUK of nine 
 .successive generations of men who had re])osed upon them. The place 
 vas va.st.^ naked, dreary ; its court u l)arn, its galleries stalls for human 
 horses. The cadaverous, half nude varlets that served in the establish- 
 ment had nothing of poetry in their appearance, notliing of romance, 
 nothing of Uriental yplendor. They slujd no entrancing oilor.s— just the 
 contrary. Their hungry eyes and their lank forms continually suggested 
 one glaring, unsentimental fact—they wanted what they term in CaFifornia 
 -•a square meal." 
 I went into one of the racks and undressed. An unclean starveling 
 
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 wca 
 
 r Si). 1 ; 
 
 own m awkward and ni 
 
 I'lips wla'n I lift,.,] 
 
 lest' 
 
 o'"; iif,'ain. an.l s.a.M-tinM's Innicd sid 
 
 K'.xia'ctcd j.lacrs wlim I put tl 
 
 .) Tl 
 ip inv feet,. 
 
 "It of joint. If 
 '■onid to cnjov it. 
 
 ow.'vvr. It was all Onn.tal 1 
 
 ways and wivncdu-d 
 
 K'ln oil 
 iiiv ancles 
 
 "■^i"T, "ltd f di.l wii;.(, I 
 
 lli(>y ,Mitni.' iiianotlM'rpart oftla' 1 
 ■'t I'idlcf, wind 
 was nicff 
 
 '^H'li and laid n 
 
 I" on a 
 
 stiill 
 
 .V r ;;™,;:;:: ':;::!: :'yi""' ^^.i ...■ .v.;:;;,;,;:-; 
 
 M'lai'tci-s of All. 
 
 niqin'tcndii 
 
 I'Sisuii l.iit tivc III 
 
 Kaiisa.s. 
 
 ore 
 
 ^ort <.f tliiii.r 1 I 
 
 lici 
 
 mvtt sffii ii, t]„ 
 
 "■x 
 
 ^;<'iis 
 
 )f tl 
 
 I CSC 
 
 ■<• was notliino; v.-hatcN,.,. {„ tld.s ,l 
 
 y sort 
 N, hut 
 
 Uf'l'O 
 
 iicrs. 
 
 It w 
 
 !'-*'t.'<l tli.-it tl... spiced oilors of M,0>y 
 -'•■^ i'<)w. I,,,f tiny ,Iid not. A 
 
 iin a vcrv .s(,I( 
 
 iini iii.'Li'ltIn 
 
 iiin ]»l,:c. 
 
 were ^01,10. to steal ov 
 
 'ii'oiind liiiii, iipoii-dit 
 
 I'.'IH' n. tin- to], of it. and a pi 
 I'Kvctoit. 
 It was the f( 
 
 iiie a <,dass decaliter of uat 
 
 '■opper-colored skeleton, witl 
 
 I'liant stciu a v;iiil 1 
 
 ■1'. H-itli a li.!,dite(l t 
 >ii,y, witli a li!'uss 
 
 ■'■r 11 
 I .-I, r 
 
 <<nafC() 
 nioiitli- 
 
 1 
 
 •y 
 
 •'•s in tliejiietiiivs. Tiiis 1 
 
 Mriuk 
 
 I'liiHt at it. and' it 
 
 into niy stoiiia.ch. my 1 
 
 li'ions -nai-Iiili-'of the East the thi 
 
 v.as sntMciLiit ; tl 
 
 "'.i-'Mii to look like I 
 
 'ii'X the < fraud Turk 
 
 lie smoke w(>nt ii 
 
 uMirv, 
 
 I tfudv 
 
 (•ne 
 
 I <'xjdoded 
 
 thv 
 
 o 
 
 iiii/,'.s, even into the utt( 
 
 ic min^hty c(Mi;.-l,, and it w 
 
 1 H great ^•ohlnle down 
 nnu.st ].aits of niy frame. 
 
 next five minutes" f smoked at 
 
 i.s as if Vesuvius had let ]rv. I 
 
 on fire on the inside. X. 
 
 every jiore. like a f 
 
 VI 
 
 le taste 
 
 uid the taste of a tl 
 
 ot any mor*^ nar;,diili fi 
 
 that hrass inouthpiec 
 
 lousand iiitidel toi 
 
 or me 
 
 'of 
 
 rame hoe,s(> tl;a<, i.s 
 Hie smoke had a, 
 
 \V1 
 
 lenevt'r, hereafter. I 
 
 '•' was viler still. 1 
 
 1" 
 
 IK'S that i('niai!;((l 
 
 was !;ettin'' disc 
 
 en 
 
 ■see the eross-lef,'yed (iran<l'"''l'rurl 
 
 'oiivawd 
 
 narghili, in pretended l.liss. on the' ouSi<! 
 tobacco, I .shall know T '^'''' 
 
 !e of a 
 
 k siiioki 
 
 le. 
 
 Ins 
 
 su 
 
 Tl 
 
 iffi 
 
 where it 
 
 1^ pn.son M-as tilled with hot 
 eiently toiirep^ire me for a .still 
 
 iiii for tJie shiimeless humbu- 1 
 
 paper of Coniieeiitut 
 
 an'. 
 
 ^V 
 
 e is. 
 
 in-n I had o- 
 
 :ot warmed u|> 
 
 was — into a Tiiarbl 
 
 warmer temperature, thev tool 
 
 ■ne out on a raisad platform in tl 
 sently 
 
 e room, wet, slij.j.ery and st 
 
 lie centre. It was 
 
 i;:« 
 Ciiiin-. and laid 
 
 niy man set niedowji by a tank „f hot 
 
 f,'loved his hand witl 
 with it. I 1 
 
 very warm. Pir 
 
 11 a coar.se mitten, iind 1 
 
 water, drenched iik; we.f 
 
 ^ Nnielt. It was al 
 
 )egan to smell disa.i-reeablv. Tl 
 
 >(',U'an to polish me all 
 
 o\'f I' 
 
 minu'T. I ,s„i.l to I 
 
 perceive that I am prcttv f; 
 
 mil 
 
 le more he jvjiishe.l the won 
 
 'iiried witliout 
 
 ir yone. 
 
 It 
 
 any unnecessary delay. Pei'l 
 
 is plain that I ou'dit to bv 
 
 !ia 
 
 I'S you liad b-ttte 
 
 11' Jfo 
 
230 
 
 Tin; TlliKISH 1!AT}|. 
 
 .iPcer nn- fru;;iii-! ;it on'.\', li'cmso tho weiitliPr is warm, unci I can not 
 * kocp' hmjf. 
 
 He \v<;nt ou ^^ol•^bbillL,^ iui<l paid no attention. I soon saw that lie 
 w;is nMluc'in,!;- my size. H(( bore liard on liis mitten, and from nnder it 
 rolled little cylinders, like niaccaroni. It conld not lie dirt, for it was 
 too white. He ])ii red me down in this way for a loni; time. Finally 1 
 said : ' ' ' 
 
 ' It is a t'ilious process. It will take hours to trim me to the sizt' 
 you want me ; I Avill wait ; go and borrow a Jack-i)laue." 
 
 He paid no attention at all. 
 
 After a while he brought a basin, some soap, and something that 
 .seemed to 1)? the tail of a horse. He made iip a prodigious quantity of 
 soap-suds, deluged me with them from liead to foot, without warning me 
 k) siiut my eyes, and then swabbed nie viciou.sly Avitli the horsetail. 
 Then he left me there, a snowy statue of lather, and went awav. When 
 I got tired of waiting I went and hunted him u]). He Ava's propped 
 iigainst the wall, in another room, asleep. I woke him. He was not 
 disconcerted. He took me back and tlooded me with hot water, then 
 turbancal my head, swathed ane with dry table cloths, and conducted me 
 to a latticed chicken-coop in one of the galleries, and pointed to one of 
 tliose Arkansas l)eds. I mounted it, and vaguely expected the odors of 
 Araby a.gaiu. They did not come. 
 
 The blank, unornamented cooj) had nothing about it of that oriental 
 voluptuousness one reads of so much. It was moi'e suggestive of the 
 county hospital than any thing else. The skinny servitor brought ii 
 iiarghili, and I got him to take it out again without wasting any time 
 about it. Then he 1)rought the Avorld-renowned Turkish collee that poets 
 have sung so rapturously for many generations, and I seized upon it as 
 the last hojie that was left of my old dreams of Eastern luxury. It was 
 another fraud. Of all the unchristian beverages that ever pa.ssed m\- 
 lips, Turkisli coffee is the wor,st. The cup is ,small, it is smeared Avitii 
 grounds^ ; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in 
 taste. The liottom of the cup has a uniddy sediment in it half an inch 
 deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the wiiy. 
 and produce a tickling aggravation that keei)s you barking and coughing 
 for an houi'. 
 
 Here endotli my exjierience of the celebrated Turkish bath, and here 
 also eraleth my dream of the bliss the mortal revels in who passes 
 through it. It is a inaligniint swindle. The man who enjoys it is 
 qualitied to enjoy any thing that is repulsive to sight or .sense,' and he 
 that can invest it Avith a charm of jioetry is able to do the .same with 
 any thing else in the woild that is tedious, and wretched, and dismal and 
 Hasty. 
 
CHAPTEK XXXV. 
 
 kept lu.n ,n a state of sn.othered oxas,)eratiou , Ulu 1 V i 
 
 t^th .; 1 H ]"'•', ^■*^^'"""'""« waist-sasJ. of fancy Peil an stuiK' ^ led 
 
 .itely (hsi.atolied an oAcer on board to i.Knure if lie could l.e of -^ v 
 
 ity. iJiey are usually so suHnioious of strMii<rp,-< +i. ,+ a ""sinLai 
 
 excpssivplv Tui-f], +1 7 1 'l^y^ii^'oi strangeis that they worry tliem 
 
 ..u...y then. .„.. „ „,„„.e„t -^ t%VoMr of r^^r^i/^.r: rf 
 
 ■"'M 
 
 ■I !;ll iN-t 
 
 •mS 
 
 K/- 
 
 J 
 
 
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 r 
 
 
jiiii' 
 
 232 
 
 KIM) HK.KI.riOX IX Hl-S.S,A-MKLAN(HOLV SKBASTOPOL. 
 
 ml\: 
 
 ^"^■.m 
 
 *si 
 
 Hi I 
 
 t,.^l,slnnen Mud ..tlu-r^ vvl.u ^v..I■. .lelaynl .lays, weeks and eveu months 
 m No ,as„,,ol, on account of tritling inf^nn.alitie. in their passnortraS 
 or wnch they were not to l>!a,ne. 1 J.ad lost my pass, ort ^ and "« 
 
 nv lit om letum. To read the description of him in tli.it passport and 
 
 iho. look at me, any ma,i could see that I was no more like him th u I 
 
 .H u hko Hercdes. So I went into the harbor of Sebastopol wit f ar 
 
 ml tn.ml>]m.- iul of a vague, horrible apprehension that I was'^ob^ 
 
 o be ound out and hano-e.l. But all that time my true pass, m-t" h ul 
 
 i'een lloatmg gallantly overh,.ad-and behold it was^<mly our H '" Vl';! 
 
 never asked us for any other. ""''.••>• -iney 
 
 on^I"n.!rr J'"^ " ^T:\* "™''' J^"''^''" '^"^' ^''>-''^'' gentlemen and ladie.s 
 o boaul to-day. and the tnne ha.s passed cheerfully away. They were 
 ■i 1 Imppy-spn.ted people, an.l I never lieard our niother ton-nie sound so 
 S;r"liL'ft' "p'^ ^' Ml from those English lips in lll^" 1:^ 
 
 liked tV r .^ ^^""'""''^ '•' -'""'^ •'«"'' ■'"«* t*^ '^^ fri">^llv and they 
 .; ..I .• ' w"*^'" «'^"^« "^^tive ; lam sure that both en oyed the 
 
 ou^ isation but never a word of it either of us uiulerstood.^ T Id 
 most of my talking to those English peojde though, and I am sorry we 
 can not carry some of them i^long with u.s ^ 
 
 We have gone whithersoever we choose, to-dav, ami have met with 
 
 :;;;' iz;;r;:.^^^ "^-^^-- ^^'-^^ ^-'i--^ whetLr;^;^:::; 
 
 f1: ^ ^ 'i. ^^ ^vatering-i)kce thirty mile, from here, and „ay the 
 
 ^rZl ^r 'iV^ ""S, ''' '1 ^•"""^'^*-^ *'--• These ofticiiS^^d 
 £• SI? f ^ ,"/'"'' ^^"^■'^^l^-^-^ t" i"«^»-« "« 't cordial reception. 
 
 Wset; r'''^^'"' *^'^>^ ^^-0"^ »^ot only telegraph the Emperor 
 
 lit send a specia courier overland to announce our coming. Our t me 
 
 iid'ed ,> { ;';•'-'; '"^ "T" ''^''^"^^y "'^- ^'""^ i^ - >^«--ly out, tha we 
 ■SanEm;::Ji:;.'"^^*^^'^ '''"'^ ^''^"^'^'^ ^f ^-1^1-^-ial iniercou^e 
 Euined Pompeii is in good condition compared to Sebastopol. Here 
 
 ca icelv anj thing but yum rum, ruin .'-fragments of houses, crumbled 
 v^als lorn and ragged lulls, devastation every where' It is as /fa 
 
 spot, lor eighteen long months the storms of war beat upon the helnlesH 
 
 Zi "t. tU' '^'r' *'T •"''^•'^^ ^^'^-^^^ *^''^* --• the'sun has Zked 
 ■..1 if '^ "'^ ^'""'" '^•'''^'^I^'^* unscathed-not one remained 
 
 f The hour- 1 T^IT' '"'1- '°'"1''^*^' ^'""^ «"<^ --^'1 '^'"-^"V ^-^-ive 
 t. llie lioiscs had all been solid, dressed stone structures • most of 
 
 Hc.ei IwifSl ''"Tt '"^^ ^'"■^"«^' ''^ ^'""^«'> balls-unroSlird 
 siitec (knvn fioin eaves to foundation—and now a row of tliem half -i 
 
 t'^:X!lJ:^y^f' ^''^ ""•^'""^■^« l^r^'^«'- ^^' '-ttered diimn' -J 
 r?„ . . f " ''""'•" ^•«'»«"i« "1 «iicli as the.se. Some of the lai4r 
 
 buikUngs Jiad corners knocked off: piUa.. cut in two ; coruioi slS ■ 
 
DK.SPKRATI: FIGHTIXC. 
 
 233 
 
 1 HoiTv we 
 
 Tlio battlo-fiulds were ,„vffv ,.l . 
 -; a hill .•U.k is vi,l.t i. L " ,.^^ £"jf ■ "ir ^^^^^'^•''^ ^--- is 
 ^■''le-shot of tlu3 Malakort-; Inkmn.m u . •, ^^" ^^'^''■"^ ^vus within 
 
 ■slopiuo. ,si,leH that oue Jui-.h Imt s „ 1 !T "T'''^ ''^ '^^^'^ ""<ler its 
 ^t stone into them. EeiK^'ate dl ,? , '^^ ^^'" ^^"•'^'^i'"' ^""'•s and tossS 
 
 "P the little Malakoinlil 1 ; ^^"S^-- temhl^^ su.^ 
 
 imally, they captured tlu placra.u d ^ ' 1 p''"' • ''''^'^' slaughter, 
 t.'ied to retreat into tluftou- „ 1^ t , F n' 1 . T ]'TT''' ''''' ^^'^'^ «'«" 
 siuit tlieni o(r with a wall of /h me f 1 . ^^ "^ ^'l'^"'^ *''° J^^rlan, and 
 
 •'" to go l,aok and retake tla' U hkl-ff o di"" T'"^-'''^ ^'^^ *'-"^ '^ ^'o 
 i(o back ; they took the Ar.1 .1 «• '''' '"^''^''' ^t.s ^-un.s. TJiev di.l 
 
 a'-t then, tl^y ... lonX^n d i . i^^, X"^; ? '^I"^ thing^oe" 
 
 The).e was nothing else to do an o eve .1 '^T'^""'' '' ^'""M'lcte. 
 '^ey J.,,e stocked Ihe ship w hH.^ ' 'I { ''"\* *' ''^'^ting relics. 
 - ^alakoff, from the Kedan, Inken . b!;i,p ^ ''^^'' /'^^^'^ ^''^"^ «'« 
 "•ouglit cannoTi balls, broken rn.'.f "'''''■>' ''"^^'^i'^^- They Iiave 
 
 ••p^'^t a sloop, kn^e l^'::^/'';^^;;^^^^^^ 
 
 'al'oriously from great distance ..nd L^ ^''^ ^'''^^'^-'^''OMght them 
 la-onounce them only bones ' nu . 1 ^'"'''"t .*" ^''''' *''" «'»-^'oou 
 aot lose an opportunity like u He "'7'; ^ ^'''''' ^^'"<^l'^i- ''V-ouId 
 ^vas going for another!*^ I pr ' ■ iled / ■'"'^''''. ' "'''^' ^"" ^'" ''-■^'-1, and 
 ;-"<«> J'i'^ «t'tte-roo„. into :t,o ''w\'m '''■'• ^^' ^'"-^ '^'"-^'^ 
 i':'^ g;ithered up in his travX He S'''''^ *''"""J'^^'^' -''i'^'' !'« 
 
 picked up one a while a-'o -iuTL j •. ''"-'"'i' J'i>* trophies now T 
 
 ;^-eml." I carried i,:^^tt.S:L!teMMV'^"^"^'^^ of a Russia.' 
 '•lit a, couple of teeth and Dart of f 1 • ' * "'•'"'' '*-i* ^^''^« ""thin- 
 some asj.eritv : "'I''"* «* *J'« jaw-bone of a horse. T said with 
 
 .u;ug^;Sl:^s^rr^'--^' This is absurd. Are von never 
 ^^He^J^^said : << Uo slow-the old won.an won't kno. anv different " 
 
 I'"yar,l to truth, pro,,?^ "^^^^.f ^ JbiPr^ '^'r'^ "'^^ ^i*'-"* "^ 
 ■a^' a .st,me in tu^., L} h.U^'t^'^^, ^ ''7« ^^und hin, break^ 
 
 ■"tot Den.osthe„es," and the%, he 1 -' D.lSr' !r ^'^^ ^^^ 
 
 nan JMiinckfrom the Tomb of 
 
 ^'^f'^i 
 
 >rtH 
 
 nl^ 
 
 f-' ; 
 
234 
 
 DKSl'EUATi: FIGHT FKG. 
 
 
 Aboliird and Heloise." 1 have known him to feather np a liandfid of 
 pebbles by the roadside, and bria<i; them on board ship and label tliem as 
 coming from twenty celebrated localities five pundred miles apart. 1 
 remonstrated against these outrages upon reason and truth, of course, l)ut 
 it did no good. I got the same tranquil, inianswerable reply every time : 
 " It don't signify — the old woman won't know any ditierent." 
 Ever since we three or four fortmiate ones made the midnight trip to 
 Athens, it has aiforded him genuine satisfaction to give every body in 
 th(^ ship a pebble from the Mars-hill where St. Paul preached. He got all 
 those pebbles on the sea-shore, abreast the ship, but professes to have 
 gathered them from one of our party. However, it is not of any use for 
 me to expose deception — it aifords him pleasure, and dees no harm to 
 any body. He says he never expects to nin otit of mementoes of St. 
 Paul, as long as he is in reach of a sand-bank. Well, he is no worse than 
 others. I notice that all travelers supply deficicucies in their collections 
 ill the same way. I .shall never have aivy conlideuce u\ such things again 
 wliile I live. 
 
 
 
C H A P T E 11 X X XVI. 
 
 W'l:SSi;^;:r-;^L-J-;;^^^ -" rr- •'..- or 
 
 the han." of tluUinu. any n <.n t ; '".Y ^^atcJi .an not •• keep 
 
 I tl.ink it <li,l a wise t n- TL, ! ii '''"■''™ "•^'^"'"•''^^"1' '""1 sh.i.,„>, . 
 -d tl. Paei«o coast is l!;-.,,!^ '^^^l'^^ ^ ^^.1:^^^';,^^''"'^' ^l^' 
 I'ere, it is .somewluM-e abont a week 1 efo . 1 ^.f '^ -^ '" •*'"' "'^"■'""■'^■ 
 
 -cnsahk, f^. getting a little ta.^^l "t ti V 7T .^'''^ "'•'• 
 distresses al.out the time hive ^vn , ,'"'"'' '''•'^tractions an.l 
 
 min.l M.IS so n„,eh aft" e tj. ,t I n ^ "" ", l";"'' ''"^'^ ^ '''' "^'''"'^l »»v 
 ti.ne again; but wh^?! e iCT^.^dv '"'' '"'>-'! 'l-"''tiou of 
 iH'ncling when it was dinn^! JH W^^.A ""' ^m* ''"^^"^ •-'"!«- 
 
 "^ oS SlLl^t -rS^^^^ "^'' 
 
 northerly port in the BhfekS' W. " '^el'astopol, and is the most 
 The city L a popnlati^^of^; lI^:Zj;ZXf. ^"t!' '''''?''''■ 
 IS growing faster than any other snail ev/rA^'*' thousand, ui,l 
 port, and is the gmit "rain -u-t f 1) '■ ""*.°^^'"«"ca. It is a frep 
 Its roadstead is Ml orfhlps '-l.!^;: J^'^^^^ V-^ "f the world, 
 open roadstead into a s, .cious ar HeiV ' t '■''"''' turning th<^ 
 
 inclosed by iriassiyestone\ier one o^w^nVll'^:^^^^^^ ^ V^ *^^ '"' •'^''"^'^^ 
 ove. three thousand feet ill a .ira^ht line '"'"^'^ '"'^ *''^ ''^^ 
 
 like an American c ty I e b'w sW. ' '"f *"".*'• ^* '"""^^'^l .'""^ 
 houses (two or three ;;^oit' w ^ i e t J"! ""'T^'' "'^ ^"'" = '-' 
 of architectural ornamentation loen^i .' ^ 'ee from any cjuaintness 
 (they call them acacia a sti •in!) '''^ »;«"lering the sidewalks 
 
 the Stores; fast walk«s^.f,,°'^"^"Tt"^ "'^^"<^ *'»« streets and 
 
 a message from our own"lear iv tk-e S f) . "*, f^"'* '^''■'^ ''^'^ l^^^*^ 
 
 from shedding a few gratetl ears ,»' 1 '^'^ ''" l»'n-dly refrain 
 
 American way. Loo^iin he ! , w '""T'^'^'T "' *''^^ "'^' time-honored 
 way, we saw Lly .Wi ica ' T '^^^ "" '^'''" *^*^' ''''''' *J"« -".v or that 
 we were in RussL We walkS f oV^' "?*r ,*'""= '"^ ^^"""'' "« «"^t 
 l>onie yision, and then weTaiL"^,,^, ,!,'"',' ''" i"''^' ^•^"^'"^-" "^ *^"- 
 I»-e3to ! the illusion yaSied • X e ."t ■ "^ ? '^••^ck-drivor, and 
 that rounded inward at tbise n d 1 o " . ^ ''' '^'''^^'-'V'^^-^d dome 
 and the hackman seemed t t^r^it^f l:^;St"S^- 
 
>:u\ 
 
 OJJICSSA I'lHLlC I.\(!H.VnTL-l)K. 
 
 
 }ioof>s. TJietse tliiii-f.s wore osscntially fonngn, and so worn (]io carriaj,'cr 
 --hut every body knows about tlicse t]ii]i;,'s. aiul then; i.s no occasion fos 
 my dpscribing tlieni. 
 
 We were only to stay lieie a day and a ni.ijlit and take in coal ; we, 
 (.:oj:sulted tlie ^uitUvbooks and were rejoiced to kuow that tliere were no 
 si<>;iils in Odessa to see ; and so we had one good, untraTiimeled liolyday 
 on our hauds^ with notliing to do Init idle alwut the city and enjoy 
 t)ni;-;elves. We sauntered throu,^dl the markets and criticised tlu; feaifnJ 
 au(l wonderful costunu's from the back country; examined the populace 
 !is fai- as eyes could do it ; and closed the entertainment with an ice-crea-m 
 debauch. We do not yet ici!-cream every wliere, and so, when we do, 
 ve are apt to dissii)ate to excess. Wo never cared any thing about ico- 
 crcam ai. home, but we look ujjon it witli a sort of idolatry now tliat it is 
 so scarce in the.so red-hot climates of the East. 
 
 Wc only found two pieces of statuary, and this was another blessin'f. 
 One was a bronze image of the Due d(^ Richelieu, grand-nephcM- of tW 
 .splendid Cardinal. It stood in a spacious, handsome promenade, over- 
 looking the sea, and from its base a, vast flight of stone steps led down 
 to the harbor- two hundred of them, fifty feet long, and a wide landing 
 at the l-ottom of every twenty. It is a noble staircase, and from a 
 distance the ])eople toiling up it looked like insects. I mention tliis 
 statue and thi.; stairway liecause tliey have their story. Ilichelieu 
 founded Odessa- -watched o\er it with"' paternal care— labored with a 
 fertde brain and a wise understanding for its best iutei'ests— spent his 
 fortune freely to the same (Mid— endowed it with a sound jtrosperity, 
 and one which will yet make it one of the greatest cities of the Old' 
 World— built this nobl(! stairway with money from his own private 
 
 puree— and . Well, the j.eoiife for whoui he bad done so much, let 
 
 him walk down these same steps, one day, unattended, old. poor, without 
 a second coat to his back : and when, years afterwaids, he died in 
 Sebastopol in jjoverty and neglect, tliey' called a meeting, subscribed 
 liberally, and immediately erected this tasteful monument to his memory, 
 and named a great street after him. It reminds me of what Robert 
 P.urnss mother said when they erected a statelv monument to his 
 luemoi-y : •' Ah, Itobbie, ye asked for bread, and they hao gi'en ve a 
 stane." J a i 
 
 The people of Odessa ha\e warmly recomnieuded us to go ami call 
 on the Emperoi-. as <Iid the SebastopJlians. Thev have telegraphed his 
 Majesty, and Ik* has signified his willingness to^grant ns aTi audience, 
 f-o we are getting uj) the anchors and prejiaring to sail to his watering- 
 place. What II scratching ivroiind there will be now I what a holding of 
 important meetings and appointing of solemn committees I— and what a 
 furbishing up of claw-hauimer coats and white silk neck-ties .' As this 
 fearful ordeal we aie about to pass through pictures itself to my fancy 
 in all Its dread sublimity, I begin to feel my fierce desire to converse 
 with a genuine Emi»eror cooJiiig down and passing away. What am 1 
 to do with my hands i What am I to do with mv feet [ AVhat in the 
 world Mn I to do with myself ? 
 

 f "^1 
 
 CHAPTEE XXXVII. 
 
 WE anehorea Iiere at Yalta, Ru.ssia, two or tlu-oo davs ...o Tn 
 lie i,1mco Avns a vision of the Sionns 'riu> t..ll ' ° "'^' 
 
 tliat hack it, their «ide,s l,rist]in<' with .in '" . *""'.i''^3', niountai.i.s 
 unci there a hoary rock towerhn i "^^i; ^'Il^*';'•'^.^y^--''-•^• 
 «weep^,c; ,loM-u from the SMn.n.it 'lo he ^? T^' T"-''* ^^^^''^'^^s 
 «omeavalauc],eoffbrn.n-timr lUh^^S/^S;:' '" ^"""SO of 
 
 "PM-urcl to tl e V. lof 1 i '^^'/'I'l'^/'^^'-^^'l^-hich slopes baekw.r.fan 
 ^own to its presei:; ^^ S ^'m::?^ I^.^S: ^^ ^^f ^^^4 
 
 -rr'' 1^^--^ ^^ .^i-s h,„i oat h^ 
 
 to '>e saved, and to V" H il/^ h" '" 'f ''' "^"^* ^''"'^^ ^^^ ^I- 
 tlnng he said fell hW ! ir ,T ^- ^"^ "^'^''^ '"^ ^P'^f^ch. TIh> tirst 
 
 I'e ha.I seen rcce tions ^a the^ Hv' ' n' ^'T"'-> ^'"^ ^'« ^-^^ 
 l'a<l often listened to '-- ' ^^^^^''^O'-^-^^'^'-al's in Od<.,sa. and 
 
 Russian and oX oonrt' a i;;i!""T"r ^"^^ ''''^'^'^'^ '-^^ ^1- 
 •sort of ordeal we were al.o,?^ to 1 ' '^r ^'T .'''y ''^'^^ ^^''-'^t 
 -i<I we were nnu.y ; ^^^ ^IZ e ^." f ..."Sl'" '^' '^''"^ ^ • '''' 
 douhtless M-e should he received . sun mr f ""'", nnuision ; 
 
 we Avould st;ind in a row II fi •■""""'' ^ fashion— ni the g:irden; 
 -lute kuls, and wh t neclHi;.; unHl ^T r '"™ ,"\ «-'^"--t-° coats 
 son^ethin./ of tha kind 'tl " '"'''"' '" ^'S^'t coloured silks, o:' 
 
 EmperorratteiKJed ty't s i e\.?;:i;^ """T"^;^'- ---'ian-Jthe 
 api-ear and walk slowly alon ' 1 e 1 ne ^^o. 'i '"''"' "•"^"'■"'^' ^^"^"^'1 
 or three words to others U Z, ,"^' ^^. "'^'"''* '^"'' ^ vvin^^ two 
 
 ve-ah delighted, ^t^;:::iast^^ s ri:^: t' f ^p^-i'^^^^'^''^'!' ^ "-■ 
 
 the passengers— a smile of i,,' ' -?^ "^ ^''P'''^ """^ ^^^ca rash aiaojio- 
 ^vith one accord he • L Lu^^^ Ratification, of adn.iration-anil 
 
 ^PoctfuHy, and wrI i^?, L"'": ^f ;!„ fof'Tr '' obsequiously, hut re- 
 would go in the l.onse,\nd;f could ";,,'^^ nnnutesthe Emperor 
 --n.e.y relieved. It seei^c^^l man^^^ll;^- g^, J^^f ![ 
 
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 inan in tli*! party l.nt believed that with a little ])nictico he could stiiiul 
 in a row, cspocially if there were others along ; there was not a man bnt 
 lielieved ho coiild bow without tripping on his coat tail and breaking his 
 neck ; in a. word, we came to believe we were ecjual to any ittau in' tin; 
 performance exe.>pt that complicated smile. The tJonsul also said wo 
 ought to draft a little addi'ess to the J'Jniperor, and present it to one of 
 his aidef!-de camp, who would forward it to him at the proi»er time. 
 Therefore, ljv(> gentlemen Mere appointed to prepare the document, and 
 the tifty otliei's went sadly smiling about the sliip- -practicing. During 
 the ne.\t twelve hours we had the general appearance, somoliow, of being 
 at a funeral, where everybody was soriy the death occurred, but g'ad i^ 
 was over-- where everybody was smiling, and yet broken-hearted." 
 
 A conuiiitteo went ashore to wait on his E.^ccellency the Governor-Gen- 
 eral, and learn our fate. At the end of three hours of boding suspense, 
 they came l)ack and said tiu^ Emperor would recoivo us at nojutlm next 
 day — woidd send carriages for us— would hear the address in person. 
 The Grand Duke Michael had .sent to ir.vite us to his ])alace also. Any 
 man could see that there was an intention liere to show tint lius.,ia's 
 friendshi]) for America was so genuine as to render even her private 
 citizens objects worthy of kindly attentions. 
 
 At the appointed hour we drove out thi'ce miles, and assembled in the 
 handsoiiui ganlen in front of the Em])eror's i)alace, 
 
 We forined a circle under the trees before the door, for there was no 
 one room in the house able to acconnnodate our three score persons com- 
 fortably, ami in a f(!w minutes the imperial family came out bowing and 
 smiling, and stood in our midst. A number of great dignitirit^s ol" the 
 Empire, in undress uniforms, came with them. With every bow, his 
 Majesty .said a word of welcome. .1. copy these s[)eeches. There is 
 character in them — llussian character — which is politeness itself, and the 
 genuine article. The French are polite, l)ut it is often mere ceremonious 
 politeness. A Ihissian imbues his polite things with a heartiness, both 
 of phras(i and ex])re,ssion, that compels belief in their sincoiity. As J 
 was saying, the Czar punctuated his speeches with bows : 
 
 " Good morning- lam glad to see you--I am gratilied—I amdeli<>]ited 
 — I am hajipy to i-eceivc* you :" '^ 
 
 All took ort' their hats, and the Oonsul iutlicted the address on him. 
 He bore it with unflinching fortitude ; then took the rustv-looking 
 docnmentand handcid it to sonu; great officers or other, to be tiled away 
 among the arcliives of Eussia— in the stove. He thanked iis for the 
 address, and said he was veiy nnicli i)lea,sed to s(!e us, especially as such 
 friendly relations existed between Russia and the United States. The 
 Empress said the Americans were favorites in Ru.ssia, and she lioi>ed the 
 Prussians were similarly regarded in America. These were all the 
 speeches that were made, and I recommend them to i)arties who present 
 policemen with gold watches, as nu)dals of brevitv and point. After this 
 t.he,_ Empress went and talked sociably (for an Enipress) with various 
 ladies aroiuid the circle ; several gentlemen entered into a disjointed 
 
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 ubled ill the 
 
 l^^vi'.T (.rKly talks E„..lisl> l'I,M-,.y.Ml, una.s.s.unin,:,- aial pn-tty. 
 
 is v...y tall and s .it ' 'j a •":: ri/T'' '''' ^"^^ -^-'tatiuus. ^ Ho 
 
 pleusautloukin.M.n.M.vn'tl .1 ss ' "^'" "";"' '^'""^''' '•'- '^'^y 
 
 .■di'cctu.nat... ThvreiHHon^i^^:. '"'^ ^'^^^ to so,> tl.at i.o is kind an 1 
 
 "«>ti.<-<l in Louis N",ron's '■""""'^ '" '"'^ ''y' ^'"'^ •••" "^ '-^ 
 
 •Mshos al,ont tlu.i,- vvaists 1 L^n 11 ; , t ^f'^ ''"'' '"•"'•"' '^l'»' 
 «•'•o^VJH.d st..iw hats t.i, unc, liH. , ''"'""' *"'' "^ "'"■'^l"' ! I<'w- 
 
 I'l-ted i,i thick hiids ^d^t t :1;:;:;:"' v ^'r^ 7'*: '"'■• ^'-^ ''-^^ 
 
 "ucoinoly thin^. tlu,v call a w,l Jl ,:,• )^ JH-r head, instead of tho 
 ^vute.fallasa«mvas-covc4dl u i liL ''' T '"'''"" V" '""^■'' J"^^' '^ 
 expression that is in tS E,i >en s f, ', :^"'''\ ^"'^''"■^' ^^''^ ^in.l 
 youn. daughter's into ^m K^on f r I rv' -'''''^^^ ''"'* ^^ '" ^''« 
 <-'za.-'s firn.ness to the .it no t to n I ^^»'«l"-^^'l H it would not tax the 
 
 in the wastes of S ^ Se Sil'f ' V"^'^'''?"'" ^^■'•"^^^' *« ■"^"^''•v 
 met, I saw more and o o nt ' t 1 ^l ' '^'^7 *"'" "^''^^ ^^'^ 
 school-^drl could wiehl i^she cl .; /. i l*''" Vr^'"' ^^''''t ^voak, ditlid^nt 
 sl-« mi,i,dit rule the Autocr t o 1> , " ' ' ^^r"'?' '""^ '""">• '^ time 
 seventy inillions of u inn I eiitsS^^ ^^''""%'^-^^t*'''^t word is law to 
 like a thousand othe " I Imv S' ', w ";" "''^ '^n"''' '""^ «''« l-ke<l 
 
 novel and peculiar interes 1 ,:,:tfC;; "7*^,? ^"'^ ^"■""'^"' ^•"^'' '^ 
 -- thing in this ].un.-drum W, nd T hadV ef' ^" ^ ^-'' - - 
 stale or worn-out about the tho,, rH Iv , ^^"''''' "''^« "othing 
 
 circumstances created It sS ';'";' ^'"^'i"^ *''« ^^''''ti^'^ '""1 the 
 to tldnk that the cL^ S^ r i^^ t f dutl-^T? '''" ' T ''''~ 
 •I'Htting ],ere under the trees t n . T'' ''"'"'^ '''"""'"' 
 
 in the laml, was a ina ii wl ^.0,,! ^^'% 1"«-^^ «'-^'inary i.i.lividual 
 throu^^h the waves locn,?t, ^«"1^\ «l'^'n his lips and shij.s would Hy 
 -oukf hu„.y from -ill^^ e t" , ,:< J" / T' T' *^" I''"'""' ^'-^'i-^ 
 word to the'fbur cm' "^ ^"^^ l^ t;;;^'::!^^^'-'?!'^'^ --1^1 «-'^ the 
 over a seventh part of the h hi l stretches its vast i.roportions 
 
 n>en would spril.. to ,X 'i^i^ "f^^t' :r::J^:^f ""'^f "'^« ^' 
 -.nine his hands and see if th^' were'-:^ n.^^^^ ^^ l^^olw 
 
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 mens. lUvo was n man wlio o.ild d,, this wondcifiil tliin^^ and' vet -T 
 1 chose I couhl knoek him down. The c isc wa.s plain, hut it sw^med 
 prej^sterous, nev.>ithelos.s - as juvposterons as trvin- to knock down a 
 mountani or w.p.^ out a continent. If tl.i.wnan sprained his anch- a 
 million mdes of telegraph wonhl carry the news over monntains— vallevs 
 — uuudial.ited des,Mts un.h.r tla^ trackh-ss .sea and ten thousand news- 
 l)ai)erH Avouhl prate of it ; if he Avcre -ricnouslv ill. all the nations woul.l 
 know It before the sun rose again ; if he dropped lifeless ^^•here la- stood 
 UH fall might .shake the thrones of half a world '. If I could hav stolen 
 lus coat, I would have done it. When I meet a man like that. T want 
 something to remember him by. 
 
 As a geiav/al thing, we have been sliown throiigli palaces bv sona- 
 piu.sii-legged, tJagrecHl thmkey or other, who charged a franc for i't ■ bet 
 utter talkaig with the coni].any half an heur, the Einpevor of Puissia and 
 his lanuly conducted us all througli their mansion them.selves Tliev 
 made no charge;. Tiiey secaed to tak(> a real jileasure in it. 
 
 AVe .s])ont lialf ,ui Jiour idling through the palace, admiring the cosv 
 apartments and the rich lait eminentiv home-like appointme;/s of the 
 place, and then the Imperial family bade our partv a kind good-l.ye and 
 proceeded to count the spoons. ' ^ . > 
 
 All invitation was extended to lis to visit the palace of the eldest son 
 the Crown Prince of Kussia, which was near at hand. The voun<v man 
 was ab.seiit, but the Dukes, and Countesses, and Princes w?nt over the 
 premises with us a,s leisurely as was the case at the Emperor's and 
 conversation continued as lively as ever. 
 
 It was a little after one o'clock, now. We drove to the (irand Duke 
 Michaels, a mile away, in response to his invitation, previouslv given 
 
 We arrived m twenty minutes from the Emi)eror's. It i.s a lo\elv 
 place. The boiaitiful palace nestles among the grand old groves of th'e 
 park, the park sits 111 the lap of the picturesque crags and liills, and both 
 look out upon the breezy ocean. In the park are rustic seats, here and 
 there, in secluded nooks that are dark with shade ; there are rivuh^ts of 
 crystal water ; there are lakelets, with inviting, grassv banks ; there are 
 glimpses ot sparkling cascades through openings in the wilderness of 
 ioliage; there are streams of clear water gushing from mimic knots on 
 the trunks of forest trees ; there are miniature marble temples perched 
 upon gray old crags ; there are airy lookouts whence one mav gaze upon 
 a broad expan.se of landscape and ocean. The jialace is modeled after the 
 choicest forms of Grecian arJiitecture, and its wide colonnades 
 sm-ronnd a central court that is banked with rare flowers that iill the 
 place witn their fragrance, and in their midst springs a fountain that 
 cools the summer air, and may possibly breed mosquitoj^s. l,ut I do not 
 think it does. 
 
 The Grand Duke iind his Duchess came out, and the presentation 
 ceremonies were as sim[de as they had been at the Emi)eror's. In a few 
 minutes, converaatiou was under way, as before. The Empress aiipeared 
 in the verandah, and the little Gnmd Duchess came out into the crow: 
 
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 (h\nii\ Duke 
 
 AT THE OHAND UIKK's. o(1 
 
 They hud l)eHten us there Ti. „ <• • 
 
 on horsehack. It ;h!; v iy p .^r '"{V^tT' ^'^ K>"I-ovoa,no hin.s.If 
 ever visited royalty and fe t Z " h^n-dl H .'"^'''''r;''^" '^ '^>"" '^"v-' 
 wearing out your wolcon^o-thou " Ti i,,, ^ ';-'^''' ^ >'</" n.ight .... 
 iH "ot scrupulous about dischar-. n. 1 w I T^'' ^ "'■ '''^'^■'^' ''^y'ltv 
 TJie (Jrand Duke is the thi f 'ot ^^ f V ''""' '^:^*'^ >'""• ' 
 
 seven years old, ..orhaps «u( s Iw ' , ' ^"'I'^''-«'^ •« 'if>out thirtv- 
 eveu taller than the (>« as^t . I^'^'^'^^V'^^'"'" "^ H^ s 
 
 like one of those gor-.Cs' kni 1 1?^ - " "," f "'^'""' '""' '-''''« J'i"'«e f 
 Crusades. He looks hLmJ act tar^ "V'onmnces of the 
 
 into the river in a n.omL^ndil ''" •'^'" '""'''•' l''^^''' '''^ ^'nen.v 
 
 I-" out again. Tl.o";: S Ih^^,^:} C' '" '"r' '^'^ |- ^^^ Hshh ^ 
 and generous nature. He m?st 1. ^J'«^v l.„n to he of a brave 
 
 A«,eric.vns were weleonre gS tl ^1- "T"' of proving that 
 
 because he rode all the w.y to Y„lta n e. n V'V ^''^'''' ^^' ^f^'««i«. 
 Emperor's iiinuself, and kept his a I "'".'^ '*"'" P^-^^^^s^ion to th.' 
 
 and ofiering "-istiuu. wh^ev , it ^^ li'^'SeH' f' ^"''"^ ^^^ '--> 
 fanuliar withhim then, because ocHmt- ,^^ ' ''''''■ '^'''^^^^' 
 recognized him now, a,,] appreciate J / ^ , '""^ ''''" ^'" ^•"«- We 
 
 "m to do us afavol-tlut u !o :V tnd'T)''!'' "'^•""^ *'"^ J"-»'I'ted 
 have doubtless declined to dJ. He huT lent" /" '^'^ ^^"'•^^^ ^^"^'1 
 
 a Cossack oiiicer. Tke JlJuS D^l^^ h' uUnT vvT> "'r^' ""^^"" «^ 
 " ^-^ ' « tnnnned with S L 'j^^! ^:^:; ^^'l^- -'-- -th 
 
 Jittle gray liat 
 
 and vnpretending, and full of winnh^t^pSitLZ^' "" ^"■'^''^' "'«''^«* 
 
 t.::rx:^.rs---::-;-ei^^^ 
 
 about half-past two o'clock o bSst if '^T '".^"^ *^ *''« I'^^^^e 
 we would have called it lund.eon itcons^ l^i "ff '\ ■^'''''^^■''^' ^"^ 
 tea, bread, cheese and cold niea^ -ind w^ t . *T° ^^"^''^ ^^ ^^'i'-e ; 
 the reception room and the ve^S 1^^^^ Z '^'' ''''''' '^^^'^ i'^ 
 
 there was no ceremony. It wa^ so 70^ -'^ ^^r^* ''''' ^«"venient ; 
 hat we were to breakfast there ^1^!?, l^'''"'"-', / '""' ^'^'-^''^l l-^fo^'e 
 boy had sugge.sted it to his m ier al Hill I'' "'"'I ^'f . l^^'ie^ed Baker's 
 ^wouldbelikehim. Bake'TCt tl ! r'"' V''"'' "ot-though 
 He is always lunigry. They slv V o r"'" '''''^'' "^ ^^e sh,>. 
 
 the passengers are%L, un il 7„p df 11" f^""' ' " «tate-rooms when 
 oakum. They sav he will ,>!! o ^ .i """i'- ^"'^ t^'^^J say he eats 
 
 he prefers oa£,m.' HJd erLX"S. ;r fo. f '^*T" "'-'«' "'* 
 for a lunch, at odd hours, or any thin^ H ''"?''' ^"* ^'« ^^^es it 
 
 disagreeable, because it makes his ll 1 T' /* "^'^"^^^ 1"'" very 
 stuck up with tar. Baker's W mJT ^'''' '"'l"^ ^''l'' *»« teeth all 
 

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 imi'ties and Niich m had satiHricd their apitetitcs and Htraggh-d Odt IVoin 
 tlm recoption room. 
 
 The Cirand Diike'H tea was delicious. They give one h;nion towju<*ezo 
 into it, or iced milk if lie profei-H it. The former is liest. This tea in 
 hronght overland from Cliina. It injures the article to tmnsport it hy 
 sea. 
 
 When it wius time to go wo lia<le onr distinguished hosts good-bye, 
 and they retired happy and contentetl to theii- apartments to count t/ieir 
 spoons. 
 
 Wo had Hi>t!nt the host jtart of half a day in the home of royalty, and 
 had been as cheerful aiul comfortable all the time as wo could have been 
 in the ship. I would as soon haves thought of licing cheerful in Abiii- 
 ham's bosom as in the palace of an Emperor. T supposed that Emperors 
 were terril)lo peoi)le. I thought they ncner did any thing but wear 
 magnificent ci-owns and red velvet dressing gowns with dabs of wool 
 sewed on them in H\)otn, and sit on thrones an(l scowl at the flunkies and 
 the people in the parquette, and order Dukes and Duchesses ofl' to 
 execution. 1 find, however, that when one is so fortunate m to get 
 behind the scenes and see them at home and in the privacy of their 
 firesides, tliey are strangely'liko common mortals. They are pleusanter 
 to look upon then than tliey are in their theatrical aspect. It seems to 
 come as natural to them to dress and act like otlier people as it is to j)ut 
 a friend's cedar pencil in your pocket when yon are done using it. But 
 I can never have any confidence in the tinsel kings of the theatre after 
 this. It will l)e a great loss. I iu;ed to take such a thrilling pleasure 
 in them. But, hereafter, I will turn nie sadly away and say : 
 
 "This does not answer — this isn't the style of king thiit / am ac- 
 quainted with." 
 
 When they swagger around the stage in jeueled crowns and splendid 
 robes, I shall feel bound to observe that all the Empei-ors that ever / 
 was jierHonftliy acquainted with wore the commonest sort of clothes and 
 did not swagger. And when they come on the stage attended by a vast 
 body-guard of supes in helmets ami tin breastplates, it v ill be my duty 
 as well as my pleasure to inform the ' orant that no crowned head of 
 my acquaintance ha., a soldier any wht ■■«; about his house or his person. 
 
 Possibly it may be thought that our i)arty tarried too long, or did otiier 
 improper things, but such was not the case. The company felt that they 
 wei-e occupying an unusually responsiljle position— they were represent- 
 ing the people of America, not the Government — and therefore they were 
 careful to do their best to j)erfonn their high mission with credit. 
 
 On the other hand, the Imperial families, no doubt, considered that in 
 entertaining us they were more esjiecially entertaining the people of 
 America than they could be by showering attentions on a whole platoon 
 of ministers ]>lenipotentiary ; and therefoi-e they gave to the event its 
 fullest significance, as an exjiression of good will and friendly feeling 
 toward the entire countrv. We took the kindness wu received as atten- 
 tions thus dii-ecteil, of i ,»arse, and not to ourselves as a party. That we 
 
 
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 ARI8T()(;KATIC vihitoks. .,13 
 
 wo were jroiiiir to .1,. -«,;fi. ougmiil a.ixiety as to what 
 
 anxiety aClhattl^LXtr/ "'m ^f'^''''^ f'vnsforme,] i. t. 
 solved at Jast. Two ^13^1 . ''^V''^ir^- The problem was 
 swear a dreadful oatTtlmt .«!,,? 1 T """'"" v ^"'"-'"' '""^t «it''er 
 
 ho was in the C^al d mt o . o 1,^ Z"' ' ^"^ '^ ^''^ ^'''''y -''''- 
 ship until we were safe t W °'P'''^^ «'»'"." "»'hu- guanl on board tl.o 
 long, but yielded a 1.U ^f ' ; "'^l'^" '^S'""}. . "« fought the dile.n.ua 
 
 savage r.vJer would Jiif a s, eci . '^f C tl b'"?"^" T'-''^^^^ *''« 
 term to bo offensive. I onlv ,.1?,?! n .A ' ^ ,''° "''^ '"«''^» *'''« 
 
 -. ,0 often t„„t a.,/eh,"tz;; irZw .ni^fsSi,';:;*-" "'-^ ^«" 
 
 And tune will wait f,.r uoir. aor (or us too. " 
 
 The sea has been unusualiv rou^h nil rl..,- ir 
 lively time of it, anyl.ow/\Vo° ,1, ,t' ;^ '"''"'■'/"!' "'^'^ '"«' '' 
 (Jovernor-Genen 1 oame, and we v ■^' ^^ ""' f^ ''''•^^'••■*- ^lio 
 
 He brought his fannly w h 1 im T ' Z ?"' '^ "'''"^" ""^ '"»« ^'»•^• 
 
 the pierdK,a,lto his S ge S- 1 im T^^ k on'^r'^'l^r/'^^'^""^^' ^'^'^ 
 walk there witljout anv rmuTJ i i ^''°'/»'* ^ ^'^^''^ «««» '""' 
 
 .nay be he ha<l what S' 3 .t I ''"' "°* °'! ''"^"^««*^- ^ ^hoiight 
 
 I..uardou» polish "10^ v-' Si; I'T'T f "^'^'^ """''' ''^^ ^"^ ^^'ra- 
 boots,and vished o^ote^efTll'l ft"''' '"•^'^7 mediocrity.) on hi.s 
 they ;vere blacked !n, b ./ Z' ' I .1 "^{'/""""V^^^ T^^^' ^^ "*^^ *^"* 
 forgotten Ins carpet, 'l.eforo Ku d In J ^"^ •!'''' TT *''='^ ^'^ ^^-^'f 
 He was an exceedi ..dy , lea nt , . ' '* '"'*'' '"'"' '^'^^J'^^^- 
 
 especially Blucher. me Wen 1^^^^^ ^ a,, Hked l.iu, 
 
 again and fetch his carpet alol^ ^^' ^^"''"' "''''''^ ^""^ **^ ^'"'"^ 
 
 yeS^^^?sr;:^X: ±^l^Sri :'-- n:, ^'";^ -- 
 
 with these parties, at lirst, because whcm T i iv: . "' -t'"*'^ ''"*'""* 
 I do not like to be familiar SL, I T I I ] "'"'^''"'^ Emperors 
 
 whose moral characters ^^^^^tl^^^ZZjTf'"''' '17' 
 acquainted with. Ijucl^ed it best to b. TZ\i lu!^ It^^' thorough y 
 
 1 said to 
 
 "te wHi!'*""' '""' °"" "'" '"" "" •""I-"-""'- »'-•. .vi,o'hr,!^!r 
 
 Baron Wrauirel came also. Up „h.wJ +^1.. P ; ' • , 
 
 tigtc 
 
 told 
 
 liun I had an uncle who fell down a shaft and })roko 
 
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 lumself in two, as much as a year before that. That was a falseliood 
 hut tlieu I was not going to let any man eclipse me on surnJisin- 
 adventures, merely for a want of a little invention. The Baron i.s a line 
 man, ami is said to stand high in the Emperor's coiilidence and esteem 
 
 Laron L ngern-Sternbsrg, a boisterous, Avhole-souled old nobleman 
 came with the rest. He is a man of progress and enteri)rise— a rei)re- 
 .sentative man of the age. He is the Chief Director of the railwav 
 Ky.stem of Eussia-a sort of railroad king. In his line he is makinu 
 things move aloug m this country. He has traveled extcnsivelv in 
 Ainerica. He says he has tried convict lobor on his railroads, and 'with 
 i)erfeet success. He s.ys the convicts work well, and are quiet and 
 l)eaceable._ He observed that he em])loys nearly ten thousand of them 
 now. This appeared to be another call on my resources. I was eciual to 
 the emergency. I said we had eighty thousand convicts emi)loved on 
 the railways m America— all of them under sentence of death for inurder 
 m the tiist degree. That closed /n'/a out. 
 
 We had General Todtleben (the famous defender of Sebastoi.ol durin- 
 the siege,) and many inferior army and also navy officers, and a naml,er 
 of unuthcial l.ussian ladies and gentlemen. Naturallv, a chamnpo-ne 
 luncln-on was in order, and was accomi)lished without loss of life To'tsts 
 and jukes were discharged freely, but no speeches were made "save one 
 thanking the Lmperor and the Grand Duke, through the Governor- 
 General, for our hospitable reception, and one by the Governor-Generil 
 HI reply, in Avhich he returned the Em])eror's thanks for the sDeecJi 
 etc., etc. ^ ' 
 
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CHAPTER XXXVIII. 
 
 WE retuniecl to Constantinople and afto.- , i 
 . exhausting marclies about the dtv 1 m ""^ """ *^'? '''""* "^ 
 
 Horn .n cairjyes, we steamed a^vay alai^ V. n ' "T!; "^^ * '' ^'^'^^''^" 
 of 3Iannora and tlie Dardanelles, mid steered ?o,^' ,*^'7"S''' *''« ^''^"'^ 
 to us, at least-Asia. We had • s vet nnT -'^ 'T^ ^'""'"'^ "^^^' ''''^' 
 
 tancewith it, throuc^h i.h'a re ™ tj^^ '^ '^owin,^ acquaiu- 
 
 round about. ° ' "^ excursions to Scutari and the regions 
 
 We passed between Lemnos and l\Tvfnn„„ i 
 seen Elba and the Baleaiic Isles!^r.ieJS^^^ «aw them as ^vo had 
 
 "lists of distance u,>on ihem Jit • ^ r ^''^''''^ 
 hold our course southwarcr" H^!; ^ ,, "re , "^^' '^' '\ T''- ^^''^'" -« 
 
 At all hours of the day and irhtfi*! -f '-1^ celebrated S.nvrna. 
 
 themselves and aggravatiir\"t-l^r^;:,r.- >f"^"*l^ """^"^ 
 opening paragraph of our Address to the P.! ^ *° '■°^'*''*^- ^^'''^ 
 
 " We are a handful of ,n-iv"if? I ^'JT'' '^''''' ^'•^'"^*' ■'^'^ follows : 
 for I'ecreation-an rnnoste ta ou '."^ ^'''''''''' *»-'^^-«''"g ^'^'h 
 
 and, therefore, we ..ue no tv^e^ n''. 7'"';' '"'• ""°«^^''^1 '^t^'^"- 
 
 ™y.-.lly 111 a table-cloth mottled witl^r^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^'''^'I'l-' 
 
 bearing a sceptre that looked strai...elv S? eoffec-stams, and 
 
 a delapidatecl carpet, and peUe S. If "" ^^''^'^''^-inn, walked uj.on 
 %ii.g spray ; hisSa.Ved aS we t^e be te7 f '''T^';"-' ''''^''' '^^^ *''« 
 Lord High Admirals suirounSd him . ^^'f '»^'^'- ;^"'«' I>«kes. and 
 ■spare tarpaulins and remna '^^^^ arrayed in all the pomp that 
 
 visiting "'watch below," rI^Lme,Unto' ''1'^^' ^T"^'' ^^'''"' *''« 
 P;lg'-i.ns, by rude traVes ie "o r Vrr 1?^ h^ '^ 
 gloves, and swallow-tail coats m o v L ! i i ' ^'°«l-«kirts, white kid 
 and bowing low be-^a uUvilT " r """".''^^ "1* *''« companion-way, 
 
 ^vhicllfew^„onm.c;^"ouS^ti^^a;^^^^^ 
 
 a slush-i) astered deck-sw-on .1.. ' . ., , ^''^'^ *^'« '"ock coumiK 
 
 proceeded to liil'SSV'"" "•* ' " i^agment <.f p.per, .u j 
 
 ^'^i 
 
246 
 
 SAILOR BLULKSQUE.S. 
 
 
 
 it to the police. 
 
 the Gi-iind Duke's, 
 
 —I am gratified — I 
 
 the ninch: The 
 
 
 for roci-eatiou— and luiostontatiously, as becomes our unofficial state- 
 and therefore we Jiave no excuse totender for presenting ourselves before- 
 your Majesty — " 
 
 T/,p Emperor—"' Then what the devil did you come for V 
 
 , T'1^"^'^ *''^ ^^^^^'^'^ "^ offering our gmteful acknowledgments to the- 
 lord of a realm which—" 
 
 ^ The Emperor-—'' Oil, d— n tlie Address !- read 
 
 Chnmberliiin, take these i)eoi)le over to my brother. 
 
 and give them a H(]uare meal. Adieu ! I am happy 
 
 am delighted— I am bored. Adieu, adieu— vamos ...^ ,,w.^.. . xi,v 
 
 Fir.st Groom of tjie Palace will jjroceed to count the portable articles of 
 
 value Ijelonging to the premi-ses." 
 
 The farce tlien (dosed, to be repeated again witli every change of the 
 watches, and embellished with new and still more extravagant inventions 
 of pomp and conversation. 
 
 At all times of the day and night the plira.seology of that tiresome 
 address fell upon our ears. Grimy sailors came down o\it of the foretoi) 
 ])lacidly announcing themsehes as " a handful of private citizens of 
 America, traveling simply fur rcrreation and ostentatiously," etc. ; the 
 coal passers moved to their duties in the profound depths of the shii) 
 explaining the blackness of their faces and their uncouthness of dress' 
 \yith the i-eminder that t/iey were " a handful of private citizens, travelin.r 
 simply for recreation," etc., and when the cry ran through the vessel at 
 midnight : " EuiiiT bells !— lakboakd wat(;h, turn out !" the larboard 
 watch came gaping and stretching out of their den, with the everhustiii" 
 formula : " Aye-aye^ sir ! We are a handful of private citizens of 
 America, traveling simj)ly for roci-eation, and uncstentatiouslv, as be- 
 comes our unofficial .stat.> !" 
 
 As I was a member of the committee, and helped to frame the Address 
 these sarcasms came home to me. I never heard a sailor proclaimin-! 
 himself as a handful of American citizens traveling for recreation, but 1 
 wished he might trij) and fall overboard, and so reduce his haiuiful b\- 
 one individual, at least, I never was so tired of any one phrase as the 
 sailors made me of the opening sentence of the Address to the Emi)eror 
 of Russia. 
 
 This sea])ort of Smyrna, our first notable accpiaintance in Asia, is a 
 closely packed city of one hundred and thirty thousand inhabitants, and, 
 hke toiistaiitinoi)le, it has no outskirts. It is as closely packed at its 
 outer edges as it is in the centre, and then the habitations leave suddenly 
 oft and the plain beyond seems houseless. It is ju.st like any other 
 Oriental city. That is to say, its Moslem houses are heavy and dark, 
 and a.s comfortless as so many tombs ; its streets are crooked, rudely and 
 roughly i)aved, and as narrow as an ordinary staircase ; the .streets 
 unifoi-mly carry a man to any other ])lace than the one he wants to go 
 to, and surprise him l*y landing him in the most unexpected localities 
 )usine.ss is chiefly carried on in great covered bazaars, celled like a 
 honeycomb with innumerable shops no larger than a common closet, and 
 
SMYRNA. 
 
 247 
 
 nents to the- 
 
 laiige of tho 
 t iiiveutions 
 
 .l,.™,ged with 7„,l^'Xre: % r,t:k '?;'"' ""«" • "-■■y ""-y i« 
 
 the 8feel», „„d the wSlrvS' n "^<"*«''T '■'" »" "l'"' '" 
 ear, „,„1 over them „1 W. o t W ' • """"'J'' "' '""""''' """I «'- 
 calling the fa ^ul , Z,l ''"' "'™" » "^ <'"'" «»"■« tall mi„a,«t. 
 pra,er,thon„iJi,tro3/the r'' ^^ ""l"™'- '» tl.e call t<, 
 
 to every thing, ,>„., ci„i,:inX' i^k niZi' h,7t',"r-^l»■t'■ 
 fatte.1 calf to tl fl^roK f ,t 'f '■'''■■"'"" "» *}!<> ■""""J "''o.'- of th.- 
 
 lnxury-»„ch ia oS^Xl- ^'Luffit aU f '", "*f " 
 we compreheiul it not uiit l we spp it V " ''"•" '''^y"' '^'^^ 
 
 «an.e occurs seven 1 k" ' s in tl e iihl. ^'^""^ ? '' ''7 "^'^ ^•^*>'- I*'^ 
 Christ visited it ::'''"' *'f Bil H one or two of the discinles of 
 
 lypticchu^dii: :.^ , :i:z:^^ "ii^^ f t^'"»^ ---i-- 
 
 in tlie Hcripturi as caZe'tkfZXJ T'^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
 sort of in.nlied ..roinisr/hTT ' ""V ,?\'*''"' conditions there was a 
 
 of life " i'r ••'•'"!i'''^^tJ''iV^'"^'"''' ^^'""I'l t)e endowed with a "crow, 
 
 slat, not t:;:,, trf.;;", t t'l t"t '"'f'T*"'" -- «- ^™ 
 
 liither cousiclort "rt »,elr . 2 , ""''' '".' «'«. l'«8'"a» that wander 
 
 «agLtcit,,,vitht;;:it'!;:r:^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
 whtrem were located tliP, nfl>o,. .;.- i i f"<^ig>» ^vnil« the cities 
 
 life .»» ,.ro„.i.cril^:^tw"fl';-t%': ,,'" t"s "" """".r 
 
 still possesses her crown of life ,•„ ! \ ■ *^'''^^'- . ^" i^niynm reallv 
 career, foreighteen cent ries .^' 1 1 ,'""'''" T"'* '^^ ''''^^'- H.m- 
 
 under the rule of ,S celff ''«''» "^l^equered one, and she has been 
 
 during all tht tt.r^ rt TLiow ? 'l\ ''"'^ '^'^ '""^" ^ «--" 
 w«s inhabited at nin th I O T ' ^"- \'^ ''"""« "''^^^ «■'«»»« 'i« «he 
 
 Christians "a tllV i n o death " k' -^tl'-*/'-" ""le con.nu.nitv of 
 whidino threats wtrehnHed in the^R "T\*^" ^"'^^'-''^-l' ^K^inst 
 which survived. ^^ *'" I^evehitions, and the only one 
 
 removed from Siesus H Jr /^/f '•""/• ^1'*^ " candlestick" has been 
 prone to fin "ptt 's iiU ft ble " ^l ^'"* T'' ^'^«"'"-^' ^^-^^^ 
 cheerfully and conSm Iv of^ it' "" ,*'r 7^''^"' """^ ^'■^•«'- «I-i 
 prophecy. And yet Si i.. ;"'"'^' ,^l'l'c«"« "« the victim of 
 
 quaiificiion,the<£r;is:i::fX:;;:::"^^^^^^^^^^ -*''-* ^^- 
 
 " Hemeniher, thcR'forf, from whence tlmn ^.f f.ii . 
 
 works ; or dsu I will ...me unto t Ice (lui Hv .. ^ -iV '""^ ''''"■-f'' "'"' ''" *'"• «''«' 
 ofl.isj.Iaco, except thou repent •' " ''"'""■' ^^v ^''""l"*"'ti.'k out 
 
 That is all; the other vei.es are singularly o.. ,.//„...„,-, to Kphesus. 
 
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 PIUJHIM PUOI'HECY-SAVANS. 
 
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 Ihe threat is .lualiticd. Tlieie is no 'listory to show that she did not 
 )-ei)eut. But the cruc; it habit the modern prophecy-savans have, is that, 
 one of coolly and irbiu-arily iitting the prophetic shirt on to the wrong 
 luan. Ihey do it without i^egard to rhyme or reason. Both the cases I 
 have just mentioned are instances in i)oint. Those " nrophocies" ara 
 .listinctly leveled at the '' churches of Ephesus, Smyrna," etc., and vet 
 the pilgrims invariably make them refer to citleH instead. No crown of 
 ife is promised to the town of Smyrna juid its commerce, but t- the 
 Iiandful of Christians who formed its "church." If fhci/ were " faithful 
 unto death," they have their crown now— but no amouj'it of faithfulness 
 and legal shrewdness combined could legitimately drag the ciu/ a imrtici- 
 pation 111 the promi.ses of the prophecy. The stately language of the 
 Bible refei-s to a crown of life whose lustre will reflect the day-beams of 
 the endless ages of ete: lity, not the butterfly existence of a" city built 
 by mens hands, which must j)as8 to dust with the builders and be 
 forgotten even m the mei-e haiulful of centuries vouchsafed to the solid 
 world Itself between its craille and its grave. 
 
 The fashion of delving out fultilments of prophecy where that i.roiOiecy 
 consi.sts of mere " ifs," trenches upon the absurd. Suppose, a thousand 
 years (rom now, a malarious swani]) builds itself up in the shallow harbor 
 of bmyrna, or something else kills the town ; and suppose, also that 
 witlun that tune the swauip that has fllled the renowned harbor of 
 hphcsus and rendered her ancient site deadly and uninhabitable to-day 
 becomes hard and healthy ground ; suppose the natural conse.uience 
 ensuea, to wit: that Smyrna becomes a melancholy ruin, and E!)hesus is 
 rebuilt. W hat would the prophecy-suvans say \ They would coolly skin 
 over our age of the world, and say : " Smyrna was not faithful unto 
 death, and so her crown of life was denied her ; Ephesus repented and 
 iO ! her candlestick was not removed. Behold these evidences t 'How 
 wonderful is prophecy ! 
 
 Smyrna has been utterly destroyed six times. If her crown of life 
 had been an insurance policy, she would have had an opportunity to 
 collect on it the flrst time she fell. But she holds it on sufferance' and 
 by a comphmentaiy construction of language which does not refer to her 
 Six different times, however, I suppo.se some infatuated i)rophecy- 
 enthusiast blundered along and .said, to the infinite disgust of Smyrna 
 and the Smyrniotes : " In sooth, here is astounding fulfilment of pro- 
 phecy ! Smyrna hath not been faithful unto death, and behold her 
 crown of life is vanished from her head. Verily these things be aston- 
 is.ung !" ' " 
 
 Such things have a bad influence. They i)rovoke wordlv men into 
 using light convei-sation concerning sacred subjects. Thick-h'eaded com- 
 mentators upon the Bible, and stupid i)reachers and teachei-s, work more 
 damage to religion than sensible, cool-brained clergymen can fight away 
 again, toil as they may. It is not good judgment to fit a crown of life 
 upon a city wliich has been destroyed six times. That other class of 
 wiseacres wlio twist j)rophecy in such a manner as to make it promise 
 
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•SOCIABLE ARM,NU.V U.RLS-STHKKr SCKXKs. 249 
 
 the destruction and desol'itii.Ti r>f *i. 
 
 marble, and in the centre of Lu v of t .In ' ""'^ '^'^'^^^^ ^^"ares of 
 in it a luxin-iant flower Irde f.l [ . . Ir '" '^i"'''" '""•*' ^J^'^^' J'«« 
 all thez^omsopenontld a'v t/\X^:;f /"-^ «'« floors of 
 
 and in this tiie women sit the n ovf f .1 , '*"'' **" *^'« "*'«^t «loor 
 evening- they dress n„ in tlHnW . ^'''^ '''^•>'- ^" ^l'« cool of the 
 
 cleanly ; tl/ey look as if tty ve w onT' ^ «-Yf'^^"'°'>^ "^''* '"^^ 
 young ladies-many of then^ I n a v v .-f ' '"''"^""^ ^""""^ ^^^ ^he 
 average a shade better than An.e iSn .n^;^ 7"/ T'^ '^'''^"^""^ ' ^^'^^ 
 l.niy niav be for-aven me Tl.ov fe'»'l«-yliich treasonable words I 
 
 wl^na;trange.n;n:i;e"Stl.^'bri:S T^f' T"' ^^"'" ^"^''« '^^ 
 ; l>e speaks to then,. No intro.t ti t ; . • ■ " ''T' i"' '^^'^ '"^'^ 
 he door witii a j.rettv girl one never s w 1 Lf^ ,'' ^"''"■' '■'''^* «* 
 
 '« very pleasant. I ?.ive tr Tft T n' '" ''"^'^^' o'-tained, and 
 English aid the girl kne ^^„tlh: but r'..T^'' T* '"'^ '"^>'*^"»" 1^"^ 
 •-•l'arou.s tongu^, but we ^J^ tg t-^' :: [ "/flT;!";' "' '""^^"^^^ 
 these, the fact that you can not con>.„^l.n, i , *^"'* '" '^'''«e« I'ke 
 
 <I'-awback. In that Pu.s i a/ t' v ^of 1^ It^^^ T f''' ^™'* ""'^^^ ^^ * 
 <lanee an hour long, and one I T- 1 not l'.. f ^ /T' '"'' '^«to'"«l»"g .sort of 
 girl, and we talked inces^mtly nl ' m 1 1 f"'"' -'^^'^ '' very pretty 
 -e ever knew what the 2!^' ::' £^ .r'''Z:t'' ""' T*!^^ 
 There were twenty i.eoi.le in the set -ind t ,^ * '''"' «l'l^n«l"l- 
 
 implicated. It wis con.plic^t to no h wi lout' 7" ''-^ ^""^'^ '"^^ 
 more ,so. I thi-ew in a «. ure now m 7 . 1 T\ '"«~"'»tl^ i»e it was 
 sians. But I have never 'leased to ti I 71^ '^T' '• "Z'^''"^'^^'' '^^^'^ I^"«- 
 to her, but I can not direct X ^I'^s ^''c^Le h rf '"' ' ''^^"^ ^"•^**- 
 ";"e-jomted Russian affiurs, and t L '.re nit it''"' ^'^ «"«/<" ^^J'»«e 
 alphabet to hold out. I am not reckli^ '. ? . *'"'' ^"""«'' '» «"»• 
 
 ^vhen I anx awake, but I Ike I stt tr ?f7^ '" ?"^ *^ l'^™'"'"'^« ^^^ 
 with a lock^jaw in the moni^. l'2f f u . ! " I I'Tf l""' ^^* "^^ 
 now, with any sort of re-ularitv ^Z T °' , """* ^'^'^'^ "^^ '"^als 
 <lreams. It is awful on ?ee 1 -^ it ne7J"''' "'^"'^ l''^"»t« '"e still in my 
 fetches an old snag aloTic,\' • 1 'it S , "\T T*,"^ "^^ "'«"*^' ''"* ^^ 
 "ips off a couple of the! y L^l^^' w?, '^^'^f^-^- f^^^ ^iown and 
 
 Coming throuirh the Dar Lm 7 "'^ *''"'^ fe'^°*^- 
 
 tl.e glasses, but we w^re n t Iri Z" ^'^^^..f "-^ *--'« on shore with 
 
 ---Is are'very nu.cXg " ,\a ^th ^^fw^ 7 ''' '^ '"^'""^- ^l^^Be 
 menagerie. They stride -xloilr tZl I r ."1^^^'"'^"« «"« «ees in the 
 a trJn, -ith heLr/otlst fhe W^^^^^^^ «!«' - '•"-" in 
 
 r.n.ish costume, I an Ar:i::]:::^-^::rz'7's^;'^^ 
 
 
250 
 
 STREET SCENES. 
 
 and completely oversliadowed and rendered insignificant by the huge 
 beasts. To see a camel tmin laden with the .spices of Arabia and tlie 
 rare fabrics of Pei-sia come marching through the nanwv alleys of the 
 bazaar, among porters with their burdens, money-changeis, lamp- 
 merchants, Almaschars in the glassware business, portly cross-legged 
 Turks smoking the famous narghili, and the crowds drifting to andfio 
 in the fanciful costumes of the E .st, is a genuine revelation of the Orient. 
 The picture lacks nothing. It casts you back at once into yoxir forgotten 
 boyhood, and again you dream over the wonders of the Arabian Nights : 
 again your companions are princes, your lord is the Caliph Haroun Al 
 Raschid, and your servants are ten-ific giants and genii that come with 
 smoke and lightning and tluuider, and go as u storm goes when tliev 
 depai-t ! *' 
 
 •j(. 
 
CHAPTEK XXXIX. 
 
 ments frown u,.ou th^Sv fm, ^Z WV ?" n ^'''^'" "'"' Pr^'Hgious l.attle- 
 -the Mount Pug^^ of S^e tW^ l'^ll lust in the e,Jgc of the town 
 Seven Apocalyptic cLS7' ^ ::lu L^'^ "^f f/^'^^*.''- «f the 
 century of tlie Christian en • nH ^ "? ^?''"**''^ ^^'''^ "^ *''« «»'«* 
 
 of the venerable Sh4anrt]K'i^^^^ T'l "■""' *^'" ^'^'^^^ °^ martyrdon, 
 eighteen hundred ymrs a::o "'^' "^ ^"'^^™'^ ^'^'^ ^^^ ^^Hgiou Hon.e 
 
 theThunSl on ^^ '"^'''^"'* '"^^' "^'•^«'^- ^^^ «- Po'ycar,.'s tomb, and 
 
 of us a little wax clmlle as a^f v ' '''''^ *^V' ^^^^ attendant gave each 
 in my hat, and the un m^ted r w^' °^ '^'' 1''"''^' ^"^^' ^ 1'"* """« 
 of my neck ; and so now ?have no/ ^\"^ ^'"rj"^ ''"" ^^«^" ^^'^ ^>"«k 
 is as'orry and a wiltXUing SaTtiu "' '''' '"* *^^^ ^^'^^^' ^^^ ^* 
 
 Bible spoke of t^he m^ as \1,?™ v? "'"^ "'* '^ ^^'"^^•"- *''^^* *'- 
 mibject to persecutio:Was ner Polvn ^' ' r"*? ^"'"'•' ^ *h«"«''*' »"'» «" 
 they probaily CO i LV /ave!S i f ' T'^^'^^T^ ^^'^^ i» the first place 
 wouli no. W dam ^ b^ld • f '-'^""''^^ '"f?' ""'^ "^ *»'« "^'^^ond 
 could; and finally, tLTif%,,e"^^,/, "I ,?"" ?'« '* «^ ^'^'^ ^^ ^-3' 
 common judgment would haZu'lt'ltl" SJPuV'''''''''^ ''' 
 near the town. But the elders of^Cstint km ll "1 , '* T'"'''^''' 
 scouted our evidences Howeve. 11 y I- ^ ™'*"' "'" ^o^^'" '""' 
 
 They fonnd tl..t theyha?™. ^d t r- ^^^ ^ *° *'"'" '-^f*^''^^'""'- 
 P1-; they discovert that r'a^,S;r^nl^r'^ ^'^ "'"^"^ 
 
 earthquakes. S^ iX^ mrt": k? -^i ^ knocked.down by 
 
 excavations expose creat blopV« nf I -ir ! .* asunder in places, 
 
 "- <i u 
 
252 
 
 MYSTKRIOUS OYSTER MINE. 
 
 i;j 
 
 
 Tlie UHcent of the lull of the citadel is very .steei,, and we uvoveMed 
 ratlier slowly. But there were matt.Ms of interest about us. In one 
 place, hve hundred feet above the sea, the perj.endicular bank on the 
 uiiper side of the road was ten or fifteen feet high., and the cut exposed 
 three venis of oyster shells, just as we have seen <juartz veins (^xi)osed in 
 the cnttni- of a road in Nevada or Montana. The veins a.e abou^ 
 eighteen inches thick and two or three feet apart, and they slanted alon- 
 downwards for a distance of thirty feet or more, and th^n disai.neared 
 where the cut joined the road. Heaven only knows how far a man ini-dit 
 trace them by ".stnj.pinjr." They were clean nice oyster shells, hulre, 
 and pist like any other oyster shells. They were thickly i„as.sed 
 togetlier, and none were .scattered above or l)elow the veins Eat'i one 
 was a well-dehned lead by itself, and without a spur. My first instinct 
 was to .set up the usual — 
 
 NOTR'K ; 
 
 " We, the uml,.r,siKii(>.l, .laini livu .•lui.n.s of two liu,ul.v,l JM ...acl., (and ,.,ie lor 
 .lKs™vm-,)ontlnskMlt;,.,,rI...I,.of oyst.Mvshdl.s, with .ill its dim, simrs, aa-K.s 
 va.mn.,.,.s an.l .sinuasitn.s, and liti,y f.vt on ,.ad. side of tl • saiius to work it "tc ' 
 (.'tc, aicoidiiig to the 11111111)1,' laws of .Smyrna. " ' "' 
 
 They were such perfectly natural-looking leads that I could hardly 
 keep from "taking them up." Among the oyster-shells were mivexl 
 many fragments of ancient, broken crockery ware. Now how did those 
 masses of oyster-shells get there ? I can not determine. Broken crockery 
 and oyster-shells are suggestive of r. staurants— but then they could have 
 had no such places away up there on that mountain side in our time 
 because nobody has lived up there. A restaurant would not pay in such 
 a stony, for))idding, desolate place. And besides there were no champa'Mie 
 corks among the shells. If there ever was a restaurant there, it must 
 have been in Smyrna's i)almy days, when the hills were covered with 
 palaces. I could believe in one restaui iit, on those terms: but then 
 how about the three ? Did they have restaurants there at three ditTerent 
 periods of the world?— because there are two or three feet of solid earth 
 between the oyster leads. Evidently, the restaurant solution will not 
 answer. 
 
 The hill might have been the bottom of the sea, once, and been lifted 
 up, with Its oyster-beds, by an earthquake— but then how about the 
 crockery? And moraover, how about t/n-ee oyster-beds, one aljove 
 iinother, and thick strata of good hoae.st earth batween ? 
 
 That theory will not do. It is just possible that this hill is Mount 
 Ararat, and that Noah's Ark rested here, and he ate oysters and threw 
 the shells overboard. But that will not do, either. There are the three 
 layer,s again, and the solid earth between— and, besides, there were only 
 eight m Noah's family, and they could not hrve eaten all the.se oystei-s 
 ni the two or three months they staid on the top of that mountain. Tlie 
 beasts— however, it is .simply absurd to suppose that he did not know 
 .tiny more than to feed the beasts on oyster sup2)ers. 
 
M,LLER,SM-A TEMPORARY TRirMP,,. 053 
 
 ^i^^S^llTil;^^ ..ueea at last tool 
 
 But what ol.Ject co„ld they hj^, h.^ ''V' ^'^''^ '^'''' «^^" ^<='onl 
 
 Wl must necessarily l>o fat^uin-^ a" 1 a '!^v^ ' '"" •^"''- '^'" ''^*'"1' '' 
 The most natural conclusion'wo^lc o t " uL^ '""''''r? ^"' '"^ «y«ter. 
 to look at the scenery Yet ^vh u T "■^'''' ''"'' ^-'io'l't'*! up there 
 
 of an oyster it seen.s'phlll t Ts r ruV"^^* "^'^^ ^'^ -*' - 
 1ms no taste for such thin-^s • Ju V "?^ -> ^"'''''''"'*''-''- ^" "V.'ler 
 "pter is of a .etirin.^ cSo'sitL /'""^^i'",? ^"^' *'"' '^^"'^Uiful. ^Vn 
 
 above the average, and l!^^'"^,.;^; .j;:* ^-f-, "°^ ^'^•^'^ ^^-'^- 
 tloes not take any interest in scenen ' " !"* f "'*' "'^' '"^ "Vster 
 at now / Sin.pi; at the poin J .^^ ff .2'" '' ,^'^';'' '""•^' ^ -••--.l 
 «'•« ^/..r., in regular laye.-s, iive h Iml feX'- r'"'^;',' '^'"■"' "^'''''' '"^-^^^ 
 knows how they got t ere T h.l\! "'^' *^'« •^™' and no man 
 
 pt of what tlui'^say irtlis • '' T lev aTtl "^' \'" ^l^'-'-ks, and he 
 IS a mysterv." ^^"^'' ""'' ^'"^i'^'- but how they got there 
 
 a Wild excitement at the appointed me^ A '"•;"' '"''\'' ^•"I'uinated in 
 lace ascended the citadel hi) eo -K • ? "'^ number of the i.onu 
 
 of the general clestru:;l:n ^ 1 " ^^^^^^ T'^'7l '^ =-* -^ of thH v 
 B1.01.S and ,eti.ed from all ealidyZines' "^"f^^^^^^^ -P tlul 
 ;vas hat about three in the afLnoc 7 whil^ '"^ '^^^^^ 
 friends Nvere at dinner in the ho t. . ^ '« . *'"'' 8'^'itJ""an and his 
 hy thunder and lightnin" tot fb. H 'f' ''°!'"^ °^ ^•'^•"- acco.npa nied 
 two or three houi^. It^'was a f b , ' "'"'^ ^""i"'"«^l ^vith dire f/u-v fo • 
 ti-e of the year, and scam Lr^'^uTrfT "' '"'"^"'-^ '^^ ^^ a 
 ran rivers and the hotel floor w^« H . i \°'* 'skeptical. The streets 
 
 to be suspended. Whit s^nf Sit JilVr'lt"'" '''' ^^""^ ^- 
 through and through, an.l nielanXolV ;,';?. * "'T''^; ^''^^ '''■"'^'^-'•1 
 
 faltil™;'-:/^^^^^^ the 0,.ie,.t_i,. tl. 
 
 yet they have one almidv ■:,« L '.', 5?"'"S<> 'l'"« to thhifc of. And 
 
 « well h„Ut .„„ „„, ,S, " " ;. „■; EnST"""- ?" l"-"" " 
 
 an immeii'-'p imnmit -r i . ' •> an jinglisJicomi)anv but i« ■.>,-,+ i • 
 
 U1CI1..K .tmoimt ul business Tbp «vc,+ , -i - '. '"^' '*> -iot doin<r 
 
 ^.r, wt it. --.^i^M,. on,;'':o^;s4T;'ir,;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
 MM 
 
254 
 
 runiOLS PLACE FOR A RAILROAD. 
 
 It nins almost to the very gates of EpheHiis — a town great iii all ages 
 of the world —a city fumiJiar to readei-s of tho Bible, and one which wax 
 m old an the very lulls when tho disciples of CJhrist pi-eached in its 
 streets. It dates back to the shadowy ages of tradition, and was the 
 birth[»I ice of go<ls renowned in Grecian mythology. Tho idea of a loco- 
 motive tearing through such a place as this, nnd waking the phantoms 
 of its old days of romance out of their dreams of «lead and gone centuries, 
 is curious enough. 
 
 We journey thither to-morrow to see the celebrated ruiny. 
 
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CHAPTKK XL. 
 
 very 
 Tlie 
 
 grotesque co8tx.meH,lon4L Hue of ^: T T"/"'"^ "*" *''« "»«»* 
 r^ungWl tlmt no posJ Cle CO bi)lt m ""*»•«'"',' ^^'"t ^fn be imuKined. 
 
 .gmndeur, tl.at told us 2 ^1^^^^^ *^"''' '■'"'"'"^*« of a.-dutectwml 
 
 metropolis, once. We^ eft tJie t^ it T"'" 'TT'-^' '^■'"^* ^""> ''^e" '^ 
 withonriivitedmiestV ,1 ! ""^ Juownted the donkey.s, alou- 
 
 of an An.e;;an i o^^^^^^^^ ^'"'"^' ^^'^*'— ^'-- the otHceVs' S 
 
 proventitive di.l not work well h tl ■"%"^'"" *''" ^•'°""'^- 
 
 H>;v;ever. There .vere t Tr" 1 .! tth^ b/ir" '^Y l''^'""^«' 
 to the bit. It was purely ornanunfd fo • ° 1 \ , "'"^^'^ '"'"'' *'*'*' 
 for it. If lie were drifting, ti' f ^'"^ ^^''''^''y ^^"■*'^' "othiu- 
 down luuxl the otlLwafi^^ you might put your helm 
 
 '-t he would contim^Vdiftt: Zb^rffr,'' ''''' '"^ '''''' 
 was only one proce.ss which coul.l M V *^'° '*"'"^- ^^'e»'« 
 
 get down and lift hTsreraii J.nf i t^''f ^'-^ ^\'' "^"^^ *^"^* ^^-'^ to 
 tion, or take him Tder yorrn I^d^ ^ f '" the right dixec- 
 
 -iHcb he could not geTrtywUh^ iS- "" t, ' »""'' '^^ *^'« '"^'^^ 
 as]iotasafurn«ce,TmdnecCl2 U n^ ^^^'u '"" ^'""«d down 
 
 ^"iyi«-otcction;theV served oX to make b^"" '"'^ ''''''''^ ^^'"•'"y 
 than ever tant4tic-for be H kLwn tit ) r ^'^' l"-«««f i«" look moi^ 
 because they could not sta^ on C ha ele s iTl u""" f •■"""^' ««*"d« 
 ^vere perspiring and out of temnei It f . . '''^^^'^^' the ,nen 
 
 rocks the\lonLysw"rrcaSr'in^":/''V'''^ ^"^"'^' ^«'''"«t the 
 ••"Kl being belaboLl w ^ ubslr ?t anTevr "" ^"", '^^ ''^^'' «"« 
 
 rr:rnl^.:-S^^^^^^ 
 
 t^- those soiitudi ^d se;;'^^;!: t;: i^o^zi^^tj':^ 
 
 fi'^ 
 
 
250 
 
 BV-(JONK MAdNIFICENCK. 
 
 ed that were us ImnI to imv i;,'at.. uh tl.oHe, I tliiiik, or that ha.l ho namv 
 viU\ oxasporatin-,' instincts. < )coaHi()nallv we «r.'\v no tired and l.reath- 
 I08H with tiKhtin- thoiu that u.- had to de.si.st -and inunediatelv the 
 donkey \^ nhl conio down to a delil)f«r- walk. Thi.s, with the fati;,'nr 
 and tlio HUH, w. mUI put a man asleef) ; and as .soon as the man was asleeii 
 the donkey would lie down. My donkey shall never see his Ixnhood's 
 home iv^twn. Ife has hiin down onc« too often. He must die. " 
 
 We. all stood in the vast theatre of ancient Ephesus, the stone-henched 
 amphitheatre I mean— and had our picture taken. We looked as 
 proper there a.s we would look any where, I suppose. We do not em- 
 bellish the geiUM-al desolation of a <h>.sert much. \Ve add what diynitv 
 wecantoiLstatelyruin with our ;,'reenumi,rellaH and jackasses, Imt it 
 iH little. Tliiwever, we mean well. 
 
 1 wish to .say a hrief word of the aspect of Ephesus. 
 On a high, steep Idll, towanl the sea, is a i^rav ruin of i.onderous 
 blocks oi marble, wherein, tradition says, St Paul was imprisoned 
 eighteen centuries ago. From these old walls vou have the Hnest view 
 of the ilesolate scene where once stood Ephesus, tla^ proudest city of 
 ancient times, and who.se Temple of Diana was .so nol.le in d.i.si.'ii anil ,s<. 
 exquisite of workmanship, that it ranked high in the list of Ihe Seven 
 Wonders of the World. 
 
 Behind you is the sea ; in front is a hnt'l green vallev, (a marsh, in 
 fact,) extending far away among the mountains ; to the right of the front 
 view is the old citadel of Ayassalook, on a high hill ; the niiiu-d Mos,,ur 
 ot the Sultan Selim stands near it in the plain, (this is l.uilt over the <'rave 
 of St. John, and was formerly a C'hri.stian Church ;) further toward 
 you IS the hill of Pion, around who.se front is clu.stered all thnt 
 remains of the ruins of Ephesus that still stand ; divi.led fnnn it hv 
 narrow valley is the long, rocky, rugged mountain of Corresus. the 
 scene is a preity one, and yet d-solate— for in that wide plain no man 
 can live, and in it is no human habitation. But for the cnimi)lin- 
 arches and monstrous piers and broken walls that ri.se from the foot of 
 the hill of Pion, one could not believe that in this place once .stood a citv 
 who.se ivnown is older than tradition itself. It is incredible to relhn't 
 that things as familiar all over the M'orkl to-dav as hou.sehold words 
 belong 111 the history and in the shadowy legends of this .silent, mournful 
 solitude. We si)eak of Apollo and Diana— thev were born here • of the 
 metamorphosis of Syrinx into a reed— it was done here : of the .^-eat 'm\ 
 Pan— he dwelt in the caves of this hill of (,'ore.ssus ; of the Amazons- 
 this was their best prized home ; of Bacchus and Hercules- both fou-'ht 
 the warlike women here; of the Cyclops-they laid the ponderous 
 marble blocks of .some of the ruins yonder ; of Homer— this was one of 
 his many birthi.laces ; of C'imon of Athens ; of Alcibiades, Lv.sander 
 Agesilaus— they visited here ; so did Alexander the Great :* so di.l' 
 Hannibal and Antiochus, Scipio, Lucnllus and Sylla ; Brutus ( 'assius 
 Pompey, Oicero and Augustus ; Antony was judge in this i.lace, aiul 
 Ictt las seat m the oi)fu court, while the advocates were speaking to run 
 
 le 
 
ttftor Cloopiitni, who iHiNM.wl o. i 
 
 I»l«HHu,. .L„.;io, ^ ":i, :: ;:?;;='••"" tl.is city tin., t^o sail.,l on 
 
 with ..o„,.anio,s of l^^ntin?! ^ , s , :! y?,"/:'''^ *";' l""-^"'-' -'i's um.| 
 to umuso th..,.,; hi .lays that s, ,n . *''"""■;'"'''"'*"'■«'""' •""«i™"s 
 fi-o.n the .uly history <?,' t ^ eitv P ,''';? "T'"""; •^" ••""-'^" -•" th.y 
 ";■«.;... here, and so .h.l John amM.v •'""'''" ''^ ""^• 
 
 l"ttod ugainnt wihl ,,„asts, fb,- V V. i .^ I!:''';:';' ^'"^ '^^••""•'- -- 
 
 " 'farter tla. ,„„„..,.,• of „„.„ I Imvo fought wit> i,. . 
 
 *^nt Kl>he,siH,'',Vr., 
 
 -H ^-oo j,..i.o.i it Lt to iL r'he . ; ' r '^'"'•'''''•''■^' ''-'"^ 
 
 Jmndml years a.o-ain>ost v.st, nla af i/ ' '^^^"^; "••^' ^ '^ix -r seven 
 CVusadors thron.^..,l the streets ,/ 't, ' 7" -*''"°I'''* «<" "'"iI-Ha.l 
 of .noanderin^ strean.s, and ti,^ a' l i.^ wT" " ""'"^' ^^"" ^'"'"'^ 
 we discover tlie crooked ,iver Meu c er ! v " '7.""""" '^■•^'•'' ^^^»'» 
 
 J-et.onary. It n.akes me feel : ^'''t' '''f>'' «'^^^' '* *« «'"• 
 
 upon these nioss-lun.i. nuns t^ i 1 st > i ""*,' ' • '"''^ '''"^ ^'^ '""'< ''"wu 
 Scriptures and l.^liev". l.u l.e 'm, ^''-•^"i'ltion. One n.ay read the 
 
 tluntre and i. in-a^inatl;;; ^^ ! Tj^U^'^li't ''"''!''; ''' ^« -^^-1 
 who n.obbed Paul's comrades there ui V ' ^^'I'^''''''^^"^'! multitudes 
 
 ;.; ihan. of the Ephesians 1" The j • o ' " ' "T^- """,^"'" ' " '''^^^ 
 tliLs almost makes one shudder. '"* "' ""'■'' '^ ■'^">»t'»I« us 
 
 It was a wonderful pitv +i.;., a< i 
 broad plains, you tind ^h 'm'^ t SeJv^" TY" ^ ' ^^'" '^'-'^ ^hese 
 Hcuttered thick among the Zj Z^^^^ ^''T''^ ""''''''^ fVagnu.nts 
 ground or lying pronc^^-on it m^elutA^ T\ J'r^'"''">^' ^on, th. 
 Hnd all precious nuu-hle • an It ever ''' ''''!"""•'* of porphvrv 
 
 papitals an<l massive bas^ nd poi^KtiVr' ^'"' ^^^^-^ --ed 
 mscnptums. ftis aworld of m-ecKe i . •^''''''"''"'^ ''''^' ^''"^^'^ 
 niutdated gems. And vet wh t n! ? . ?.' ■'' '^'^''^'^^^'^^^ ^^ marred an.I 
 buried here u.ider the ^m ud A ^ ^''? *'•'"-"" *" *"'« ^^'"'"lers that ie 
 n Sp^uu, are great mo^":*:^, ^t^^dS"; l'"''' ^ '^* ,^^"'^' '" *^- -*i- 
 
 theatre of Ephesus which S Raul's ,ot',,r "'T *^''* 1'^^ '" "'^'^ "1^ 
 avchesof .some of these ruins re; "unorn "^, '''^^^'I'-'ty! The massive 
 
 ,■< . :i!l 
 
258 
 
 MASSIVK MASONRY — THE LEGEND. 
 
 as a Saratoga trunk, and some the size of a boardiug-lioiise sofa Tliev 
 are not shells or shafts of stone tilled inside with rubbish, but the whole 
 pier IS a mass of solid masonry. Vast arches, that may have been tlie 
 
 are built in the same way. They have braved the 
 
 gates of the eitv, 
 
 ^, , . •• * „" "" *- "' - """^ "•V -^^^^y juivt; uraveu liie 
 
 Storms and seiges of three thousand years, and have been shaken by 
 many an earthquake, but still tliey stand. When they dig alongside of 
 them, they hnd ranges of i)ouderous masonry that are as'perfect in every 
 detad as they were the day those old Cylclopian giants linished them 
 An hnghsh Company is going to excavate Ephesus— and then ! 
 And now am I roninded of— 
 
 THE LECiKND OF THE SEVEN SLEEPERS. 
 
 In the Mount of Pion, yonder, is the Cave of the Seven Sleepers. 
 Once upon a time, about fifteen hundred years ago, seven young men 
 lived near each other in Ephesus, who belonged to the despised sect of 
 the Christians. It caiuo to pass that tlic good Khig Maxiinilianus (I 
 am telling this story for good little boys and girls,) it came to pass, I 
 say that the good King Maxiinilianus fell to persecuting the Christians, 
 and as time rolled on he made it very warm for them. So the seven 
 young men said one to the other, let us get up and travel. And they 
 got up and traveled. They ta-ried not to bid their fathers and mothers 
 good-bye, or any friend they knew. Thev only took certain moneys 
 w uch their parents had, and garments that belonged unto their friends, 
 whereby they miglit remember them when far away ; and they took also 
 the dog Ketmehr, which was the property of their neighbor Malchus, 
 because the beast did run his head into a noose which one of the youn" 
 men was carrying carelessly, and they had not time to release him ; and 
 they took also certain chickens that seemed lonely in the ueighborin<r 
 •coops, and likewise some bottles of curious liipior.s that stood near the 
 .grocer's window; and then they departed from the city. By-and-by 
 they came to a marvelous cave in the Hill of Pion and entered into it 
 and feasted, and presently they hurried on again. J3ut they forgot the 
 bottles of curious liquors, and left them beJiind. They traveled in many 
 lands, and liaii many strange adventures. They were virtuous youn" men, 
 and lost no opportunity that fell in their way to make their liveTihood! 
 Their^ motto wa.s in these words, namelv, " Procrastination is the thief of 
 time." And so, whenever they did come upon a man who was alouf, 
 they said. Behold, this person has the wherewitlial — let us go thromdi 
 him. And they went through him. At the end of live years they had 
 waxed tired of travel anil adventure, and longed to revisit their old 
 home again and hear tlu, ^•oices and rsee the fiices that were dear unto 
 th3ir youth. Tlierdforc-. they wt'nt thrjugh suoh parties as fell in their 
 way where they sojourned at that time, and journeyed back toward 
 Ephesus again. For the ^^ >od King Maxiinilianus was become converted 
 unto the new faith, and the Christians rejoiced because they were no 
 longer persecuted. One day as \W sun went down, they came to the 
 
THE SEVEN SLEEPERS. 
 
 caTe iu the Mount of Pion, ami they 
 
 259 
 
 said, eacli to hk fellow, Let 
 
 Kleej) here, and 
 
 ,'0 and feast and make 
 
 us 
 
 «aid, It is a whiz. So they 
 
 ip h 
 
 IS voice i>nd 
 
 there lav the bottle, nf J. ^ '"' '""' '"' '^'^'^i'^^ they ha 
 
 •eads of the «a>ne were level read/ t'"'' '^''^■' '''"'^'^^ ^ 
 I'ottles, and behold they felt veiv t„t^ / the young men di.mk six 
 soundly. ^ ^'''y *"^'^'' tJ'f'i'. and lay down and slept 
 
 When they awoke, one of f J^m t i 
 •said. We are naked. ' Tul t wa'Tl'"- '''-•" '"'^"^^'^ «mitluanus- 
 the money which they had ZtLLJri ''"'"'^'*, ''''' '^" ««"«' '^^d 
 
 ceededthrotigluistheyappLlerthe^^^^^ . f^"' ''^""^ '^''^ ^'"^ i^''^' 
 roded and rusted an.l defiri ji 1 ^ "I'"" the ground, cor- 
 
 nothing save th. brass l^t u,t' ^001 .^ ''= "^''T'''' "'^^ "^'^ ^^^ 
 much of these things. ButXTtoot /l ■''"'"^'''- ^^'"7 ^^-ndered 
 about their body so!ne leaves Si came In T""?' ''"^ *''^>^ ^^™Pl'«d 
 wez-e they perplexed. The won e fuftZT ''r. "^^ "^ *^^« ^'^"- Then 
 grand edifices they had neve see f^'^' f ^^''"'^ was gone ; ma.iy 
 strange garbs move^labourtl^str?^^^^^ *^- -^^^ -- iu 
 
 Johannes said. It hardly see.ns like F l ^ thing was changed, 
 gymnasium; here is the miJS^^l'^.^' ^in 1 1 ^^^ ^ «- «-* 
 thousand men assembled- here is tlu. A ,'''''' f ^"'^'e seen seventy 
 
 sainted John the Baptis -n.ue^e ttf ^^ *^^!'" ^' '^'' ^"^"^^ ^^^"'^'^ tho 
 of the good Ht. Paul wherHeaU did u^T'^^^^'^'^^^^^^ *^'« l>"-'^on 
 chains that bound him and be c ed o f f r f *" *'"°'' *^^'" '"'«i«"t 
 of the disciple Luke, an.l afar off tin T t'T'''^' ' ^ ''' ^''^ ton,b 
 of the holy John, where tJ (^^-isU " ^^"e U """ ''^"'^ ^'"^ ^^'^'^ 
 gather the dust from the tomb, wh o s aL '"l ''^V "'''"" '^ ^^^^ *« 
 that are corrupted by diseas^^ • nd ch ,1 .. I'J:^'' ^'"'''^'^ '^^'«1« '^^'^^^ 
 
 the wharves encroach ni^^rth s^^^^^^^^^ but see how 
 
 anchored in the bay; see llso how the T f '''"'^^*^"1^^-^ "f "l^ip^ are 
 over the valley behind Am IT ^'ty hath stretched abroiu I, far 
 
 audio, alltha^lnlls ;;;• 1^;;"'^*<' *-.-=^l'« of Ayassalook; 
 
 of marble. How mighty i:^^,;::^!:^^:'' "''''' '"'''' '^^^>^^^'^^^ 
 
 ■^^^^:::^:st::::^:!:':7sJ:;^, -"- *'r --t <iown mto the 
 
 would have passed o'r., th^ m/.Su I the '^";'- , A"^^ "''^'^ ^''^^^ 
 
 ym, with his teeth, ami turne S ,1 ZauT\ '''"'■ ''i ^''^ 
 tiem, and cast them upon his counter ..1 i' . , -'^.'^ curiously upon 
 tl^'^besaid, These bo Ix,!a Cfthe^^^^ i rf' '^ *'"^>' ^''U.g ; Siid 
 and Avent their way Wiren'l,:! ^ "^'"^' ^^'"^"''^ ^hou to lLuh-,s, 
 
 ni.ed them, albeit ^heyeme'.iri";^ T"" '" ^'-i^- ^'-■'*«^, they recog^ 
 were glad. Thev nui L 1^^ ''^^^'V^^Tr j "^V""^' "^^■^^' '"'^ 
 -Kl looked ia<puringly upon t " ' ^^ ^^" '■ 'l'"* ■'^■'''^''' »i'«»«'' 
 
 "tf'iit, while their 1 
 
 went, Wher; 
 
 learts beat 1 
 
 IS my father I Wl 
 
 'i,i;li, and the col 
 
 hey said, wit] 
 
 or in their f; 
 
 1 great uxcite- 
 
 ices came and 
 
 "'re ,s n.y mother ? AVhere are Dio>iy- 
 
260 
 
 THE SEVKN SLEEPEKS. 
 
 sius ami Senipion nnd Pericles, and Decius ? Aiul the .strangers that 
 opened ^s:ud, A\ e know not these. The Seven .said, How, you know tliein 
 
 
 
 u , \ T^ ^'"'■'' ^'"^ '^''■^^* ^'^'■^' '"^'' ^^^'"tJ»er are they g.nie that 
 dwelt here before ye ? And the strangers said. Ye plav upon us with a 
 je.st, young men ; ^^-e and our fathers have sojourned 'under these roofs 
 tie.se si.v generations ; tlie names ye utter rot upon the tombs, and they 
 that bore them have run their brief race, have laughed and sung, have 
 borne the .sorrows and the weariness that were allotted them, and are at 
 mst ; ior nine .score years the summers have come and gone, and the 
 autumn leaves hav,. fallen, since the roses faded out of their cheeks and 
 tJiey laid tliem to .-leep witli tlie dead. 
 
 Tlien the .seven young men turned them away from their homes, and 
 the str.angers shut the doors upon them. The wanderers marvele<t greatly 
 and looKe<l into the face of all they met, as hoping to lind one tlalt the'y 
 kuow ; but all were strange and passed them by and .si.alce no friendly 
 word. I hey were sore distressed and .sad. Presently they spake unto 
 a CKizen and said, ^\ ho is King in Ei,)iesus I And the citizen answered 
 and^said, VV hence come ye that ye know not that great Laertius rcu-ns 
 ill ii^phesus Ihey locked one at the other, greatly ])erplexed, and 
 presently asked again, Wherc^, then, is the good King Maximilianus ? 
 Iho citizen moved him apart, as one who is afraid, and .said. Verily 
 tJiese men be mad, and dream dreams, else would they know that the 
 King whereof they speak is dead above two hundreil years a'-one 
 
 Then the .scales fell from the eyes of the Seven, and one\,id, Alas 
 that we drank of the curious li.p.ors. They have made us %yeary, and 
 111 dreamless sleep tliese two long centuries have we lain. Our'hoiues 
 me desolate, our friends are dead. Behold, the jig is up— let us die 
 And that same day went they forth and laid them "down and died Incl 
 HI that self-same day, likewise, the Seven-up did cease in Ei.liesus for 
 that the Seven that were up Avere down again, and departed and dead 
 withal And the names that be upon their tonil)s, even unto this time 
 iire Johannes Smithianus, Trumps, Gift, High, and Low, Jack, and the 
 (.ame. And with the sleej)ers lie also the bottles wherein were once the 
 curious JKpiors ; and upon them is writ, in ancient letters, such words 
 as these-names of heathen gods of olden time, perchance ; Paimpunch, 
 Jiusling, Egnog. ^ ' 
 
 Such is the story of the Seven "leepers, (with slight variations) and I 
 kiiov.- it is true, because I laive seen the cave my.self. 
 _ Really, so tirin a faith had the ancients in this legend, that as late as 
 «iglifc or nine hundred years ago, learned travelers held it in sui)erstitious 
 tear. Iwo of them record that they ventured into it, but ran ouickly 
 out again, not daring to tarry lest they should fall asleep and outlive 
 their great graP.d children a century or so. Even at this day tlie ignorant 
 denizens of the neighboring country prefer not to sleep in it. 
 
CHAPTEli XLI 
 
 WHEN I last made a nier,.oran.l,un. we we.v -t F, I 
 re^^uum l.as been Jo).^ I o .s t. t '"'"!" i'"'^ ^'* ^^«'^'"^'>"- T].e iutei- 
 
 inulebuck to tlie railway de„ot . '. ' T' ^•■'^'-"^■' ^'^'^ ="i-->u 
 
 ;.a.lsuchtlungstodis:L.^rH^f^;f^-;t^^^^^^^ -'.pe!le<l all who 
 /oak ontjhr onr ^^.n-^y/anc .see that o VT, .V .f'"" < ."'>^^""t'»oi>I« to 
 a just, and a well.de.4-ved reb ke mt i' 1 II ""^' "'^- ^* ^^-"^ "'^ ^^■'««' 
 re.si.st a temptation to phuider .'^ s -.x nJ f '' ". .sms.tion. I n^veJ 
 msulie,-ably vain about it^ l^i ^^^^ '''7^'' T'^'^*^"^ ^'"''"S 
 was serene in the n.idst of U^^^^ ^f ^''y'^":'^ '^^^'^'^on. I 
 Ottonjan governn.ent f^^r its alw'' £,d ^ ^^^'^l.^"''^!-' -l-i the 
 eutirely respectable gentlemen and ladies ^:w '^.^v^^ 
 souls, It touches us not." The shoe not nnl. S , *' ^''''* ^''^'"'^ ^•■'^« 
 Pi.-1-l hard ; a principal sl^m di^ov^e^ tllT f' • """ '-T^' '"'* ^^ 
 ii.elo,sed ni an envelope bearin-^ the se-iTof . P , , "n''?'"'' ^r.lerwas 
 ^tuntinople, and therefore uius? 1.. L 1 '• ■^^',''^"'' '-"'•'^•'^•'^v at (V,n- 
 
 of the Que^n. 'Hn. ^^^Ja^^^.'^'^r "'•^"'■" '7 ''" ^-P»'-entative 
 it might have signified oni; Ott^ ^^ tr^rilf StP '"" ^" ''^^''^"='- 
 norance as to genteel niethodsofe.pre 'it tt'"''?-'^ 
 tianiml, educated, i,olitic British le- .'do l sb ".''"'^ ^'■''" *'^^ ' '^"•'«- 
 
 a sort of gentlemen and ladies who w.d' ^ ' ' 7 '"'=^^'''1 tl"""t v.-e were 
 ^r.le,l it, and were inceZT^Zl^ '^^y "^'f^f SotJ.eparty re- 
 tho Han,e precautions would uv teen ^""'''^^ !^'^^^>'^^^^^-^, th^ 
 lK^cau.se the English comirnv vol, , "-""'•'^" ^"'.'/ travellers, 
 
 Ephesus, and have ;r;;Ctufo:tr;r'-f. ''^ l"'^''* ^^ — *« 
 and deserve to be.^ They^' n n t y T'^ ' "'"' *" ^' l'vot,cted, 
 
 their hospitality abu,sedt^tra el "^^ ot T ^ "•" *'^" '"'^^ "^ ^'-'^S 
 notorious scorners of honest W rn o. ^ "' "''''' ''""'''^''' ''^'^ -'<''l^ 
 
 We .sailed from 8 
 
 chief feature, tl 
 
 nivru 
 
 were 
 
 '1, in the wihle.st si,^ 
 . _rand goal of the expeditioi 
 pproachmg the Holy Land I S./ch a 1 
 
 le 
 
 trunks that had lain hurried week 
 and fro above decks and bel 
 iiiii)acking; such a littei 
 
 ves f< 
 
 nvn ofex]iectancv, for the 
 
 1 was near at hand-we 
 
 imrying into the liold for 
 
 or niunUis ; such a i 
 
 «'w ; such a i^iotous systf 
 
 Imrryin..; to 
 ■111 of jiackiiig ;:!id 
 
 •',1,' up of the cabins with .shirts andsk 
 
 ■i.fl» 
 
 Hik 
 
 '^'^iA 
 
 :irts, i.-.ul 
 
262 
 
 AI'I'UOACHINfi H(»r,V LAM). 
 
 h 
 
 iH! 
 
 Il -I' 
 
 
 tl .. 
 
 m.losonhableaml uncliissable odds and ends; such a makin- „p of Imndles 
 and .settin.tr apart of uinl.rcllas, green ,si)ectafleH and thick veils: sucli a 
 critical in«iHyjiion of snddlesaiid bridles that hml never V(>t touched horses' 
 .such 'I Pl*>;inmg and loadin- of revolvers and ..vaniinin- of bowie-knives- 
 sue i a iialf-soJin- of the seats of pantaloons with serviceable buckskin • then' 
 such a, poring over ancient maps ; such a reading up of TJibles aTid Palas- 
 tn.e travels; sucli a marking out of routes ; such exasperating efforts to 
 divide up the conipauy into Lctle bands of congenial sjarits who mi-rht 
 make the long and arduous journey without .piarrelling ; and mornin... 
 noon and night, such mass meetings in tlie cabins, sucli speech-makin- 
 such sage suggesting, such worrying and (luarrelling, and such a genera! 
 raising of the very mischief, was never seen in the ship before' 
 
 But It IS all over now. We are cut up into pnrties of six or eight, 
 and by Jus time are scattered far and wide. Ours is the onlv me 
 Jiowever that is venturing on what i.« called " the long trip"— that is' 
 out into Rvi'ia, by Baalbec to Damascus, and thence down through the full 
 Jength ot Palestine. It would be a tedious, and also a too riskv journey 
 at this hot season of, the year, for any but strong, healthy men, accus- 
 tomed soinewhat to f.^tigue and rough life in the open air. The other 
 parties will take shorter journeys. 
 
 For the last two months ^ve have been in a worry alwut one portion 
 ot tJus Holy l.and pilgrimage. I refer to transportation service. We 
 knew very well that Palestine was a country which did not do a lar-e 
 Pjissenger business, and every man we can.e across who knew any thim- 
 aJ)out It gave us to understand that not half of our party wouhlbe able 
 to got dragomen and animals. At Constantinople every body fell to 
 telegra],hiug the American Consuls at Alexandria and Beirout to .^ive 
 notice that we wante.l dragomen and transi^ortation. We were desperate 
 —would take iiorses, jackasses, cameleopards, kangaroos— any thin^' 
 ^ t Smyrna, more telegraphing was done, to the same end. Al.so: fearin° 
 tor the worst, we telegraphed for a large number of seats in the diligence 
 tor Damascus, ami hor.ses for the ruins of Biialboc. 
 
 As might have been expected, a notion got abroad in Syria and E.^'vi.t 
 that the whole iiopulation of the Province of America (the Turks 
 consider ns a triHiiig little i.rovince in some unvisited corner of the 
 world, were coining to the Holy Land— and so. when we got to Beirout 
 yesterday, we found the place full of dragomen and their outfits. We 
 JiHd all intended to go by diligence to Damascus, and switch off at 
 IJaalbec as we went along— because we expected to rejoin the ship, go to 
 Mount _Carmel, and take to the woods from there However, when on- 
 own private i>arty of eight found tiiat it was possible, ami proper euoug ., 
 to make the '• ong trip," we adopted that programme. We have neve.- 
 been much trouble to a Consul before, but we have been a fearful nuisano^. 
 t() ou r Consul at Beirout. I mention this because I cannot helij admiring 
 las patience, las mdustry, and his accommodating spirit. J mention i^ 
 also because I think some of our shii)'s company did not give him as full, 
 credit tor his excellent services as he deserved. 
 
PROSPECTIXG nEIHOCT. 
 
 2G3 
 
 "$ 
 
 of htinillea 
 1h ; sue] I a 
 u'd liorst'H ; 
 "io-knives ; 
 skin; then 
 nid Palas- 
 
 ciroi'ts to 
 
 v])o ini^dit 
 iiioriiiug, 
 
 li-inakiiig, 
 a genera! 
 
 or eiglit, 
 only one, 
 — that is, 
 f]i the full 
 r jouniey, 
 ?n, accus- 
 riie other 
 
 le jiortlou 
 ice. We 
 ;lo a large 
 my thin" 
 (I be able 
 [y fell to 
 t to give 
 despei'ate 
 ly thing. 
 J. tearing 
 diligence 
 
 id Egypt 
 le Tii'rks 
 er of tlie 
 ) Beiroiit 
 tt.s. We 
 ;h off at 
 lip, go to 
 vlien oiv 
 'euoug ., 
 ve nevHi' 
 nuisano>' 
 idniiring 
 ention it 
 ii aa full 
 
 Wei!, oiit of uur eight, three were .selected to aien.I to all busin^'ss cm 
 nee ted with the e.xpedition. The rest of us had nothing to do It 100^^. 
 
 Wd Te ' f" ^ "^^r^M*' "*''"*'^ '^^■'^'''*' "«^^' 1-us.S nestled amo.'V 
 InHv T .'^T" ■^'"•"^^^'^^y «F«'^'l •'•'"•oad over an upland that slo, ed 
 
 Snt"'.n. ","'•' T^ f^r^'. *'" "'™'^*'^'- ''f Lebanon ll at 
 rill 1 V i'-, '1^"'''''"^ ^'' '^^'*''" "^ t'^« transparent l,lue water that 
 
 £el wlTlTV'"'' «lnp(we did not k'now ther. were shark 
 
 at the costumes. The.se are picturesque and fanciful, Inifc not so varied 
 aB a ConstantnH.pleand Sn.yrna; the won.en of Beii.out add an ago - 
 m the wo former cities the se.x wear a thin veil which one can 'see 
 hmugl. (and tlK,y often expose their ancle.s,) but at Eeirout thev cover 
 their entire fa^es M'ltli dark-colored or black veils, so that thev look 1 ke 
 mummi<.s, and <:lien expose their ),reasts to the public. A ycli 4 le' 
 
 Zu hlS r"r T 1 k"'"'^^ -'-steered to^show us aiiun,Hi;f^, 
 and sa d it would afford iini gre. j-leasure, because he was studying 
 
 the lounds, however, he calle.l fo.- remuneration-said he hoiKnl the 
 gentlemen would give him .. trifle in the wav of a few piastres ecudv' 
 lent to a few hve cent pieces.) We did so. The Cons .1 was suZsl i 
 when he heard it, and said he knew the young fellow's family veivwel 
 and that they were an old and highly respectable family, and w nl a 
 n.ndred and fifty thousand dollars! Honle people, so 'stuated would 
 We been ashamed of the berth he had with us ind'his manner of ^t 
 
 ing into it. 
 
 At tlie appointed time our business committee reported, and said all 
 things were ,n readiness-that we were tr. start to-dvy, with horse ack 
 animals, and tents and go to Baalbec, Da. -^ns, the Sea of Tiberia:,^ and 
 thence sou hward by the way of the scene of Jacob's dream ai d ot^h r 
 notable Bible localities to Jenisalem-from thence probably to tie De u 
 Sea^ but possibly not and then strike for the oceaA and rejoin thesh 
 three or four weeks hence at Joppa ; terms, five dollars a day apiece i 
 gold and everything to be furnished by the dragoman. They S%;^ 
 
 and did not sharm. my judgment by believing a word of it. I said nothin. 
 however but packed up a bhmket anu a .shawl to sleep in, pipe L.d 
 
 B?ble"'l'I'V""l ""''"f" t"'-!' '' I"^-*f'^'^«' - ^'-'J-'-ik and a 
 Bible. I also took along a towel and a, cake of .soan, to inspire respect 
 m the Arabs, who would take me for a king in dis^aiise ' ^ ' 
 
 We ^yere to select our horses at .3 p. n. At that hour Abraham, the 
 
 i eie, that those horses were the hardest lot I ever did come across, and 
 tJieiraccoutrements were m exquisite keeping with their .style. One brute 
 had an eye out ; another had iiis tail sawed "off close, like^t rabbTt ml 
 was irroud of it : another had a bony ridge running from his neck to hi.s 
 nli \^ 'rf T '■"'"?'^ "Uueducts one sees about Rome, and had a 
 neck on him like a bowsprit ; they all limped and had sore backs, and 
 
 
 ■r^'- 
 
2G4 
 
 SUMPTUOUS VAOAnONDIZI\(i. 
 
 
 ii 
 
 It 
 
 likewise nw places und old sciiles scattered about tlieir i)orsoius like brv„ 
 nails ,a a hair trunk ; their gaits were marvelous to cl.utellate 1; d 
 replete with vanety-uiuler way the picrssion looked like a^ fleet iu 
 ''"/: Ti }^ r' ^''^^■^"^- ^^"^^'«^- ^^'^««k his head and said : 
 
 iiiat dragon is going to got himself iiito trouble fet.-hi„,r ,i,ese old 
 crates out of the hospital the way they are, unless he Las got'a ! niH " 
 
 I said nothing. This display was exactly according i., A .^uide S 
 and were we not traveling by the guide-book > I select.,.| , cert a o^e 
 because I thought I saw hini sliy, and I thought tliat a l.oSe 1 a had 
 ■spirit enough to shy was not to be despised. 
 
 At r, o',look p. M., we came to a halt he.-e on tiie breezy .sum'.iit of a 
 sHjely mo,uitain overlooking the .-a, and the handsome^ valley w t:i^ 
 dwelt soni. of tJioPe eniev;M,sxng Piicnicians of ancient times wo road 
 so much about; all ai.-nd us .re what were once the dominion of 
 Hiram, King of Tyre, waa furm.hod tin,l.r fi'om the cedars othe^ 
 Lebanon hills to build portions uf i.iug .Solomon's Temple with. 
 
 Shortly after SIX our ]«c)-. '..li,, ainved. I had not seen it bef,.re 
 and a good right 1 had to be o.teaished. We had nineteen serving ,S 
 
 o e Z^^T '''''' r^'"" ' \' "'" '' ^"'^''' ^^^•'^--- It looked uico 
 one, too, as it woumi am.mg the rocks. I wondered what in the ve- 7 
 
 mischief we wanted with such a vast tuni-out as that, for ei'd men ' 
 
 J«.t what was coming. I went oif, without waiting for servin- men 
 mui ,nsadd ed my hoi.e. and washed such portions of his i^ils and S 
 
 ^ ic !ok 1 ''''" "I'r if '' '^''''' '''''' '^""•''^"*' ^itl"i ^vith blue, 
 
 and gold, aud ciim.son, and all manner of splendid adornment ! I was 
 
 in in r"; f 'f 1'^''^ ^*''"S-^^* ''^^'' ""'« "-^^^ beadsteads, and set then 
 up in the tents ; they put a soft mattress and pillows and good blankets 
 
 ^ rrnr wl ''"t T^'f '"'• ^^^'^*' '"'^y rigged^ table aW 
 white^ of '1 '^ placed pewter pitchers, b.x.sins, soap, and the 
 
 tent and .n''~'"?r' ^'' ''''^' "''"^ ' ^''^^ l'^"^*"! *« I'^^^^ts in the 
 ^^'if 1, ,'7'°"^^' imt our small trifles in them foi- convenience, 
 aiid If we needed pins or such things, they w^ere sticking every where 
 
 svW «n^' iT" ^^^",*^"« ^;^«M'i"g out, all light-but it isn't the 
 
 It grew dark, and they put candles on the tables-candles set in bright, 
 b!iT' ^"''" candlesticks. And soon the bell-a genuine, simon-pure 
 we VaTaint "' T" """''^ *' " '^" ^^^««"-" ^ thought before tha 
 7m- it w , t V 7 '"'"IT'. ^'"^ "^^ ^'^'^ ^'»^ «"«' '^t ^^'^'^t, provide,; 
 
 01 , it was to be used for nothing b-t an eating-saloon. Like III the, 
 t w,ts high enough for a fomily . 1 a-aftes to live in, and wa. v 
 A Sr^"' 1r""l^ bnght-eoior. . .dthin. It was a'g^o^t , :^ . 
 A table for eight, and eight canvas cliairs; a table-eloth and ua >ii.4 
 
s like hp\m 
 
 plate, and 
 
 fleet in a 
 
 I these old 
 a I' nuit." 
 ;iii(le-b(;ok, 
 'tiiin horse 
 e that had 
 
 in'iiit oi' a 
 ley -wiire 
 IS wo read 
 unions of 
 ■s of these 
 h. 
 
 it Ijfi'rre, 
 fving luan 
 )okcd (ike 
 I the very 
 t men. I 
 line bacon 
 md knew 
 ing men, 
 ).s and his 
 shold five 
 I'ith bine, 
 ! I was 
 set them 
 blankets 
 ble about 
 and the 
 Jts in the 
 venience, 
 ■y where, 
 floor ! I 
 isn't the 
 : is at a 
 
 n bright, 
 non-j)ure 
 fore tha 
 [)rovide,', 
 '• "thej - 
 'a^ . on' 
 1- . .ace. 
 nap(-.i!,,; 
 
 UNNECESSARY APOLOtiY. 
 
 265 
 
 v'::^,:dtr ^^rL:^rr/^"^''cd to -n the th^gs we 
 
 I>^'^-s, dinnor-platesltm!; tid . i TT' \ ^''''''' "'"^ forks,°on,,- 
 v..': ^vondeiful ! And thev c!^^[ S/l *^"l^''"'^«°"'e«t kind of style. It 
 in baggy trowsers and tS^i f f^^^lllXl^*- 7'"" f ^t«'A>Ilows 
 of roast-mutton, roast chicken m.^^ ° '"' <l>">it'r which consisted 
 fPPles, and delioions giu es 'he^ • n?r''' ^'" "*"'^'' ^'•"'"'' *«'»' 1'"'^^";?, 
 ^cl eatez. for weeks, an h^ . bl nl ^T '"'""" ''''^''^ *^'-' '^^ -« 
 yennan silver can.l esticks an otl eTinP ^^"'ifl'l'^^"-'"^^^. >vith its large 
 down to for a good while a Ivot h ,f ■=^' V'"" '"'^ ^'^'''^ ''^ '''"^ ^^t 
 I'O-uig in 'nulapologizijK^rtl ellto^ ff ^I'^^onmn, Abraham, came 
 able confusion of gc>ttul.^Lerw^v i' ' "'I "'""""* "^ *''« ^"^^^°id- 
 
 to do a great deal bettei-ln future '^ '' "'""^ ^""^' '''^'' '""» l>'-onming 
 
 be a pilgrim to the Holy Land. '"' " '^^""'^"^ Privilege to 
 

 CHAPTER XLII. 
 
 WE are camped near Temni)i-pl-Ioh( — a name wliicli the boys have 
 simplitled a yood deal, for the sake of couvenieuce in .spelling. 
 Tliey call it JackHunville. It .sounds a little strangely, here in the Valley 
 of Lebanon, but it has the merit of being etisier to remember than the 
 Arabic name. 
 
 
 " COME LIKE SI'IIUTS, SO DEl'ART." 
 
 " Tlie niglit shall bn filled with music, 
 A!i(l tho cavi'S tliat infest tlie diiy 
 Shall fold tlieir tents like tlie Arabs, 
 And as silently .steal away." 
 
 I slept very soundly last night, yet when the dragoman's bell rang at 
 lialf-past five this morning and the cry went abroad of " Ten minutes to 
 dress for breakfast !" I heard both. It surprised me, because I have not 
 heard the breakfast gong in the ship for a month, and wlienever we have 
 had occasion to fire a salute at daylight, I have only found it out in the 
 course of conversation afterward. However, cam2)ing out, even thougli 
 it be in a gorgeous tent, makes one fresh and lively in the morning — 
 especially if the air you are breathing is the cool, fresli air of the 
 mountains. 
 
 I was dressed within the ten minutes, and came out. The saloon tent 
 had been stripped of its sides, and had nothing left but its roof; so when 
 "we sat down to table we could look out over a noble 2)anorama of nioiui- 
 tain, sea, and hazy valley. And sitting thus, the sun rose slowly up and 
 suffused the picture with a world of rich coloi-ing. 
 
 Hot mutton chops, frieil chicken, omelette,'?, fried potatoes and cofiee — - 
 all excellent. This was the bill of fare. It was sauced with a savage 
 appetite purchased by hard riding the day befoi'e, and refreshing sleep in 
 a pure atmosphere. As I called for a second cup of coftee, I glanced 
 over my shoulder, and behold our white village was gone— the splendid 
 tents had vanished like magic 1 It was wonderful how quickly those 
 Arabs had "folded their tents" and it was w^onderful also, how quickly 
 they had gathered the thousand odds and ends of the camp together and 
 disappeared with them. 
 
 By half-past six we were under way, and all the Syrian world seemeil 
 
 oridk 
 
some tim.. to think wl.at tea n i7l. •. T '"''"' '^"'■" ^'•.^"'-' <'^"- 
 
 out. When I.e ,l.n' on d 1 1 tl '"" '■'''''' ''" ''"^•*' "''•^^••' i* 
 
 1.0 look. liko .ur:iISi/'t:^t;'^^::rr''fr''' "'';?' 'v^'^ 
 
 beautiful, and their Ion,, un. ler li .^'^ thT, , ''"' ""l''' '""■" "'** 
 expression. Thev Inm- i,, meX" . . ^ , '••^>^''<''l'>',i;Iy "yalh.s"* 
 nuikeatraclMntho s liT t .f' ^r'^''' "^"•'^^''""•'^ "^ ^"'^t. that 
 not particular a W t '^i ' J .; K^f " ''^7" -'* -* <>f it. They are 
 could Lite it A t ' tl . r w I P '"'''''' •'"* " t"^"1.stone if thev 
 would pierc^ til htttV^ T ^^'i*^!' !'«« >-<^<ll- on it that 
 rdief /n notld " u^ r^ h t! ' '^ "T '""'^"" ^■"•' >'"' -" «'"! 
 their actions tl.U ev e iov lien. T """''" ^-'^ *^"?'- '^''^•^' "'"- '^^ 
 
 to^a„.itohaveai;-:fiS:';;;,,;x^<' '"^'^""' '" "'"■•' '-'^ 
 nc^ua.:i:r:?i"5e;5ch;;"'\^r"'"^^^^^^^ ^ ^-- '"-- 
 
 horses' before, but none so remark.^ T'''' 7 ''"^'^ •"'"' ven.arkable 
 
 could sln^ and thireiills^pHlT",' "'■ • ,^ '''*'^^^'^ '^ ^'«''^'^ ^J'"* 
 
 He walked ui, tu that « it , ,, 1 ■ ' . """.'"-'I"}-, '■■•"■'I't .-. Ii.ivstack. 
 Jevtl hmvep. will l,e the death „f !hi, h„™, » , "h - "'" ''""^■ 
 
 ktck a fly Ttr tm of h 1 ' '':;" ^'■'^' ^^''"' '*"^* ^^l'«» '"' t''i«« to 
 variety. ^ He i.i tot: T ,7*^ ^''' ^""'' ^"'*' ^^ ^^ *«" """^J' 
 He ..aches aro:;;:J'S^.Uif "^ts" ^ ^''T'T ^'f "•^' "^'"^ Z'^'^'" 
 
 had "; t:i r :L t JTtl;;;i '7'-'^ rr ^"-* ^->- «« 
 
 not of that character. I k oVth X^jfl^fj y,"*"""' f^'^^' ''"* ^" '"^ 
 brought the horse out for n I- '^'r'}"^ *^'i» i^e'*. I'^cause when he 
 
 bridl^ and J2:^V1:^T''m:' ^[T^ j-lcingatthe 
 
 away, you ferocious^east, and break ^ou- Ir ^^Z:;; T"^ *" 7' 
 
 ho^e .as not doing any thin, in tl.; woHd:':d ti^ loc^^/ul^t 
 
 " Excuse th,^ slang-no other >vord will desciibo it. 
 
 III'. Mi 
 
 hi'»' 
 
 'A I 
 
208 
 
 ox IIISTOI ' 
 
 Av.u,f..I tolmuup a-ainst.s„iu,.!„i,..,'.iul u.ink. WIrmuhvi- he is 'not 
 •s lyiii- at tliin-M. or loacliii.o- „ft(,T a Hy, he wants to do tliat vi'f How 
 It would siii-prise his owner to know this. 
 
 We hau^ l,ec.n in a historical section of country all .lav. At noon we 
 cmn],(.(l three hours and looi, Inndi.'on at Mokseh, near 'the junction of 
 the Lolmnon .Mountains and the Jehel el Kuneiviseh. ,->.<! 1,;,k,„l down 
 into the mnruMis.., lev.-], -ardeu-like Valley of L'.l \a^n. io-ni-ht v ,• ire 
 cann.H.g near tlie sane valley, and have a very wide sween of U in view' 
 \U' can see tl... loni^ wlade-haeked rid.t^e of Mount Hern.on i.roiectinLr 
 above the eastern Inlls The ".lews of Hern.on" are falling upon us 
 now, an.l the tents are almost soaked with thein. 
 
 Over tia. way fr-an n« and hi-he)- up the valley, we ean disceni, 
 . n-ough tla^g asses, the fanit outlines of the won.huful ruins of Baalhoc 
 the supposed J>.;d Gad of Hcriptnre. Joshnn, an.l anotla-r person, were 
 tlie two spies wJ,o were sent into this land of Canaan l.y tli,. chil.lren of 
 Israel to report upon its chare.cter-I n.ean thov were th.- si.i.s wJio 
 reporte.l titvorably. They tot.k hack with tluMU soine speoiin.Mis ..f the 
 ^'rapes ot tins ccnintry, and in the ehildreu's i.lcture-l.oaks tli'n' are always 
 represented as l.earin- one in..nstrous l.nnch swm- lu a pole between 
 tiieni, u respectable load fur a pack-train. The Hunday-sehool books 
 ex«,s,rf,^^rated It a httle. The grai..s are nu^st e.vc.dlent to this dav but 
 the bunches are not so hn-e as those in the pictun-s. i was sui-orised 
 and hurt when J saw them, because those colossal bunches of m-anes were 
 one ot my most cherished iuvenilc tra.litions. 
 
 Joshua reported f.uorabiy, and the childivn of Israel journeved on, 
 with Moses at the head of the f,^Mih.,l government, and Joshua in 
 oommand ot the ai my of si.x hundred thousand ii,..diting men. Of women 
 and duldreu an.l civilians ti.ere was a countless swarm, or all that 
 miglity host, none but the two fa.ithful spies ever li .ed to set their feet 
 m tlie Ironused Lan.l. They .,.,1 tlicM lescen.^ ts wande,e,l forty 
 years m the de.se rt, and then Moses, the gifted warrior, poet, states m m 
 ^ philosopher, went up into Pisgah and met his mysterious fate. 
 VVliero he was buried no man know.s- fo-- 
 
 " • • * 110 iiiiiM .hi,'^ tlmt seimlclnv, 
 And no iinni siiw it eVr — 
 
 Foi'tliL' Sons of(;o(l a|)tunR'(l tli.' sod 
 And liiiil tin; doad iiiiui tlu'iv '" 
 
 Then Joshua began his terrible raid, and ,- J ,ho clear to thi.s 
 Jiaal-Gad, he swept tlie land like the Geni of -struction He 
 slaughtered the people, laid waste tlu^ir soil, aim razed their cities to the 
 ground. Ih, wasted thirty-one kings also. One may call it that, though 
 really it^ cau hardly be called wasting them, because there were always 
 plenty of kings in those days, and to spare. At any rate, he destroyed 
 tluity-one kuigs, and divided up their realms among his Israelites He 
 divided up this valley stretched out here before us, ;tnd so it was ouec 
 Jewish territory. The Jews have long since disappeared from it 
 however. ' 
 
NOAH'h TOMn-AN- IXKOIITI NATK 
 
 I'l.uI'I.K. 
 
 200 
 
 li^s under lock Jl Ly. fNW 11 J' l'l<';t hat,) u lu.v Noal.'.s to.nl, 
 
 -ul ..Hoys tho ark tJ^ .i^^lnJt Z ^^JT' *'""•'; "''' ^''"« 
 unoo floatoil. """^ ^^''-^ '<''t of a vaiiirtlu-d world 
 
 1 make no anoloL'y for dotailiiKr tl„ i • ,. 
 
 news to sona, of n.^'^.d^ at am- ;!;'""' -*-•-<-"• It will b. 
 
 , J^^''''''« toinl) is luiiltof stone -md w' . •, 
 
 i"^'. Bueksheesh let us in. T t , il i;,?;''';'' r'' '\'''»^' ^'ono la.iM- 
 ffi-uyo of tla, honored <,ld navi! or t- i' ^ " ^"""' '"^••""^" ^ha 
 >tself: It is only about IVnu'-tLd/t.^r '■'"' ^1' '''"' •-" 
 
 Hlmdow hke a li,d,tnin-rod. TJu/ a ij^^ f ^ '","'* ^'''''"^ ^''^^t '^ 
 
 wh.av Noah was buried can only e' o 1 '" " *'"^^ ^^""''"-^ ^V^^ 
 
 people. The evidence is prett^/Zra t s ;! " 
 
 present at tlu- burial, and .sh.me.1 I ol 1 Z^' "."''/''^' "'!' ^^ ^^^-^K wa.s 
 "utted the knewle.b.e to their ,W . ' ^,"" •'•■•^^■'^^"^i""ts, who tran.s- 
 
 aciuaintance of inenibeis of .so nsne 2ki„ /''''I l'^^'"^'^"* to make the 
 
 '? lu'oud of. It was the nex t " '• ^'""'^■- ^* ^^''^'^ '^ ^1""'",' to 
 
 himself. "^ *'""- *" ^^''i''^' ii-'-iuainted with Noah 
 
 Noah's ihi luorabh- voya-'e will mIu^-. . ,. . 
 
 lienceforwai . ■ ^ ° ''''' ''^' '' I'^'^'^^«'' '^ J' ving interest for me, 
 
 If ever an o].,,rossc(l ra -e exister) H- ;. *i 
 ".-^ "nder the iAh, aan tyranny of L)!'' "'% "" '"' ^''"""'^ "'^'•"""J 
 wonld let Ku:,.- .nnihilate Turk^'Vutlle '" ^'''^"''.- ^ "'^^' ^"^'-P^ 
 make it difficult to f5, ' the >tl f """'^'' '"'^ •'"""yl' to 
 
 diving-bell. The Syri ^ ,' .^ "'"^ r^'"^"^ '^ ^Jivining-rod'^or a 
 
 % n systen. of taxuLu th,.;"v. J:;:!^,;!"^ J?'* ^''^>: -- ^-"ud down 
 year their taxes were heavy emu ■ V, " "^l^^'»-.^^'^tum frantic. I.ast 
 ^.eyhave been increased 4 "a dil, '^pT'^'^^r;^- '^"^ ^^^ J-u- 
 ^l.em m times of famine in Ln er ' f On "''' f'^^'"' ^'^'^^^'^^ 
 ment ha,s levied a tax of o»e-f. ^/ /f h ^ \''^' "* ^^'^'^ ^''^^ ^^^vern- 
 This is only half the ^^JvUr^^J^J^;:^ proceeds of the laml. 
 nmself with aj.pointin ■• tax-c^ .ctors h^;'/'"-"'"'-^'^ ^'^"'^ "^'t trouble 
 axes ought to alunt to in a m. n ^ ""^r "1^^''' "'' ^'-- 
 
 lection out. He calls the rich ine- tL ct- 1 ii , -'V ^"\^:"-">« »J'^" col- 
 «lH.culation. pays the Pacha on k: s ^f '; ^ V^t f''' ^'^''^"' -^'^'^ *''« 
 -ho sell ,n turn to a ,m.tical horde o? s^H "^ fj:^ f '^,J '" Tf""'- ''■>' 
 pel tLe pea.sant to briu'.- his litt'o +,.,•« r ."" ' '') • ^hcse latter ..•om- 
 cost. li „u,st be w iil I V ou -;;"" '" 'I'' ^■'"''^■^' '^* ^"•'^ -^-^ 
 
 nminder returned to the pro hcer X;/,.''* "'""■*' ""^^ ^he re- 
 day after , lay, while the\,rXc i-N ? dlv ir '"-T- ^'-'li^^ ^^''-^ ^'»t- 
 last th. poor wretch, who^-an not Int u 2," , r;^^""^' ^^'^ ^'-"^ ^ ''^t 
 

 h' 
 
 •270 
 
 AN UNFORTUNATE I'KOPLE. 
 
 appeal to tlie stranger t.) know if tlio groat world will not houw day come 
 to their relief and m\v. them. The Sultan has been lavishing money like 
 Abater m Kiighmd and Parin, but hi subjects aro suffering for it now 
 
 This fashion of camping out bf-svJdors me. Wo have boot-jacks ami a 
 bath-tub, now and yet nil tho mysteries the pack-mules carry are not 
 revealed. What next? . i'^ 
 
 I ' 
 
C H A P T E K X J. I I I . 
 
 
 livii.,, i>«; the dia,^^:^ : ;;;;?^t;; nf *^' '"'"'?■ ^^t''' \y «^^ -^ 
 
 'Standiiig near tl,e r.»Klsi.l o P u, T ^ '"''' ""t- 1'^^^'** ^'^ «*""«« 
 '""•■king LouuckHc's d i ' 1 ;".'"T*!^' "'"l recoyniml (J,c> oust,.,a of 
 
 olcl patriaix-haltimerLd tW^ i, l-sraeh ,, Leld them .sac,v<l in the 
 •so likewise. Vi AmeHo , f '"" ^^'■'!''«', l'"'' ^"'^'^^ clcsceudauls, do 
 oxtend his pro, eit i ' f,;^''''"f' "' "'^^'l^'^''^"^-^'- ^^'""I'l «oon Midely 
 
 ni^jt,unde.'s:K',;u:'S^^i::r:ti:;r'''^ ^''^'^"' ^'^•■^'"-^' ^^ 
 
 tliev Dile ii ,„? !^ ? ' '^'^ '^^'^^ wmnow their wlieat as lie di<l— 
 
 ll.ii.g, uever Ie«m any tlii,,.- ^ ^^ ' ^''"> '"■■"' ""'•'" ""y 
 
 snJli!:, t''"'' i'"^"'"'^'^'' i"*^" '^'^^ '■^"^'' ^^'« Temple of J upiter, and several 
 Hmaller le-nplos, are chuste.vd together in tl/e mid.t of one of these nT^ 
 
 Hi 
 
272 
 
 MAONIFFCENT BAALBEC. 
 
 
 crable byrian villages, and look strangely enough in such plebian 
 company. Ihese temples are built upon massive substructions that 
 migJit support a world almost ; the matei-ials used are r)locks of stone ^.s 
 large as an omnil)us— very few, if any of them, nre smaller tlian'u 
 carpenters tool chest— and these substructions are tiuversed by tunnels 
 of masonry through which a train of cars might pass. With such foun- 
 dations as these, it is little wonder tluit Baalbec has lasted so Ion<' The 
 lemple of the Sun is nearly three hundred feet long and one hundred 
 and sixty feet wide. It had fifty-four columns around it, 1)ut only six- 
 are standing now— the others lie broken at its base, a confused and 
 picturesque heap. The six columns are perfect, as also are their bases 
 Corinthian c^ipitals and entablaturc-and six more shapely columns do 
 not exist. The columns and the entablature together are ninety feet 
 high— a prodigious altitude for shafts of stone to reach, truly—and yet 
 one only thinks of their beauty and symmetry when lookin-r at them • 
 the pillars look slender and delicate, the (uitalllature, with it? elaborate 
 sculpture, looks like rich stucco-work. But when you have gazed aloft 
 till your eyes aie weary, you glance at the great fragments of pillars 
 among which you are standing, and find that they are eight feet through • 
 and with them lie beautiful capitals apparently as large as a small 
 cottage J and a so single slabs of stone, superbly sculptured, that are four 
 or hve leet thick, and would completely cover the floor of any ordinary 
 parlor. Ymi wonder where these monstrous things came from and it 
 takes some iittle time to satisfy yourself that the airy and graceful fabric 
 that toxvers above your head is made up of their mates. ''It seems too 
 preposterous. 
 
 The Temple of Jupiter is a smaller ruin than the one I have been 
 speaking of, and yet is immense. It is in a tolerable state of preserva- 
 tion. One row of nine columns stands almost uninjured. They are 
 sixty-hve feet high and support a sort of porch or roof, Avhich connects 
 them with the roof of the building. This porch-roof is composed of 
 tremendous slabs of stone, which are so finely sculptured on' the under 
 side that the work looks like a fresco from below. One or two of these 
 .slabs had fallen, and again I wondered if the gigantic masses of carved 
 stone that lay about me M-ere no larger than those above my head 
 Within the temple the ornamentation was elaborate an.l colossal Wln+ 
 a wonder of architectura! beauty and grar.deur this edifice must have 
 been when it was new ! And what a noble picture it an<l its statelier 
 companion, with the chaos of mighty fragments scattered about them 
 yet makes m the mo'^ulight I ' 
 
 I can not conceive how these immense blocks of stone were ever 
 hail led from the quarries, or how they were ever' raised to the dizzy 
 heights they occupy in the temples. And yet these s'^culi.tured blocks ar"e 
 triHes in size compared wici; the rough-hewn blocks that form the wide 
 verandah or platform which su'Tound.s the Great Temple. One stretcli of 
 that iilatfonn, two hundred feet long, is comnosi^d of blosks of stone as hir"- 
 and some of them larger, than a street-car. They surmount a wall abou^ ' 
 
 uj.A 
 
^ois:^;;^ Spa.:;S'^:;;n rr 1^"^^ r^^- '-* ^'-^ -'^ 
 
 vlic i.latfbrn,. These io re tl ■ o , , ' ^"1""' '^''^•^''^''- ^''^'^i'^" <>< 
 them was al.out as lou' 's tl s """''''' /"^'^ ^ ^''^''-^'^ «"it e=u..|. of 
 -.U.S. they wevo a tllTrir ! ^ ll'^tl '/t r' "'' ^ ""'' ^''^'"^'' •^^■ 
 Porliaps two railway frei-^ht Li I'V \ •^''''■' '^''^" '^ «ti-eet car. 
 
 '•"'I- might better ri,^^!„]^\i ^''^l ^''^^^^tpatteru, placed en.l t.. 
 st.nu.s stretch uearlv^ " u h Med "w. /y-^''-<f .''-^th those three 
 '^^■" "f then, are sixty fou t L' " '"•'' '^'V''"'''''^" ^'■''^ -^•i"'"''- 
 
 ■n-y are hniit into tlu^.v^ ke u . ^^ "' '' '""^ *''" ^'"'''^ ''^ ^ix'v-.uuo 
 ■n-y are there, hut 1 wt '.>^ ;,:''"'. "'^''^' ^'''' '''""''^ ^'^ ^'■-""'• 
 ''"'i -f 't .te:naiK.at that w^^s' dl t '^ff ""• ^ ^"^^ '^ «^'^" the 
 
 =..-at .alls are as ex j d " r ' "" ^i'' '! -"'"^^ ''""'^^- ^'1 < '"-" 
 
 '"•ic'ks iu these davs \ r ' ' -^ '^ '^ l'""-^^ thi>,;^s ,,,. ,,„iK, .,{■ 
 
 '^-'""■e ...any a ceutlur; a!:,' \!f::tC'i! ^'"^'^ '""1 '""^ '""=''"'"'1 
 '<■.«'■ -such ton.ides as th'.-c" ' " "'"" "^ ^''''''''.y <''^uld hai'dlv 
 
 ^-;s:i:;;:t:;;;;a;c3a':;,r;;ir:;j^^ 
 
 the luate of the ar-.est stoi V ,, ' '"'^ '\''\' '"'^- -^ '^ '^ ^''^at pit la.v 
 -f that old fV.r.otteu W Vh.^ i d "• ./' ''^^' *''"'- J^^^^t as the ^iauti; 
 they had left i?, to r^-, in f ■ ' ^^'^^''/^'''^ ^^"^^''^ <-'aIlod hen..e- p.st as 
 
 T'ds euornulus l>!ock lie \h ^ ' ^t I V'"'^ '^'" ''^"^'' '-»'^<'« then, 
 -a solid .uass fourteen ^ 1 -' ^ "^: "^ TJ^^ ^" ^''^ '•-'^'-■^' ^-"'« 
 -'veuty feet Ion;, : Tuo 1>U iCco d t " 'l ^^^"' '"^''"^ '^'^^ ^'''^^ 
 
 "" its surface, fVoa, one e hT^? it t t ' 7'"" '''^f'^ "^" *^'^^^^' "t''"'-' 
 
 ^<"- - "-' -• two to walk o!; eil;'j; ;,!'" '"'"■••' "'^•' ^'^"- '-"^ <^-m-;^u 
 
 --.•ibe .h .i|. poor nttle li;.; '^^^ i: ; :^ ^ ;-,;-' 1>'-H.ec wcadd 
 '•••ms and would add the town, tin- mn tv H e"^ Wl' ""^"'*':'""^ 
 -and SNvearin,,. thns, he infal ihlv corr t T 1 ^^''^^ ^■^^^"^' tron. 
 
 <loes not fall in ami flatt-Mi oMt ,: 1 ^- V' '' ^l'^^'' '^"'" S'"<'"t ruin 
 
 '<ind outof over ^isin.' ei '.i 1: V'^ "^ '■"^'*'-'^^' ''"'^ ^'^=^'-'> thoir 
 ..K-ain. forev.,.. " ' ' '''*^'""^ "!"'" ""y avails or monuments 
 
 Pro] .erly. with the sorry nd'(- w.-l,..M. i ■. 
 to Damascus. Tt was neisv ; ^ / ',' ^^"^'^ thre>. day's journey 
 
 was necessary hec^m^' m' d i J Y ^^ ''"^•'^'' '^'^ ''' "^ l'^^-* tbnu two. It 
 
 -^<i ill-treateJ h^i hU L; ^;^ "' T'"'^ ^*' '•'"^''^■'' ^^'' t^- tired 
 i^indness in ret n-^ and theh I '^ "' ^^'^'"•^^^ithful seryice desoryec 
 
 -i^ri^hteousn^r^nr t^ ,. :;;;;L^;? :n;:r\''r '-''"'' ''' --''- 
 ^-t:ttr s l^::^:!::i - ;^ -.-.. we ™ ;; '-is 
 .-tot_i.,,.,,,,;r;;-.a^y;::-i^^^^^^^^ 
 
 1 
 
 
Ii7l 
 
 PII.(iKI>l KIDKLITV TO LAW. 
 
 thi'ough the example of its devotees. We .said tlie Saviour wJio i)itie(i 
 dinnl) boasts and tauglit tliat tlio ox must be rescued from the mire even 
 oil the Sabbath day, would not have counseled a forced march like this 
 Wo .said the " lon;r trip" was exhausting and therefore dangerous in the 
 blistering heats of summer, even when the ordinary day.s'' sta"es were 
 tiuversod, and if we persisted in this hard march, mine of us mi<dit b(> 
 stnc'.ceii down with the fevers of the country in coiise(juence''of it 
 Nothing could move the julgrims. They »«/*•< press on. Men mio-ht 
 tlio, horses might die, but they mu.st enter upon holy soil next we^k 
 with no ,Sabbath-l)r.3aking stain upon them. Thus thev were willin" to 
 oommit a sin against the .spirit of religious law, in order that they mi^lit 
 preserve the letter of it. It was not worth while to tell them " the 
 Iett(M' kills." I am talking now about personal friends ; men wjiom I 
 hke ; men who are good citizens ; who arc; honorable, upright, conscien- 
 tious ; l)ut whose idea of the Saviour's religion seems to me distorted 
 I iiey lecture our shortcomings unsparingly, und every night they call us 
 together and read to us chai)ters fi'om the Testament that are full of 
 gentleness, of charity, and of tender mercy ; and then all the next day 
 tliey stick to then saddles clear up to the summits of these ru<--<.ed 
 mountains, and clear down again. Apply the Testament's gentleness 
 and chanty, and tender mercy to a toiling, worn and weary horse 1~ 
 Nonsense— these are for God's hnman creatures, not His domlj ones 
 WJiat the pilgrims choose to do, respect for their almost sacred charactei' 
 <femaiKls tliat I should allow to jiass— but I would so like to catch any 
 other member of the party riding his horse up one of these exhaustim' 
 nills once I " 
 
 We have given the pilgrims a good many e.Kamples that might benetit 
 tlu^n, but It is virtuethrown away. They have never lieard across word 
 out of our lips toward each other--])ut they have (piarreled once or 
 twice. We love to hear them at it, after they have been lecturing us. 
 Tlie \evy first thing they did, coming ashore at Bierout, was to quarrel 
 111 the l)oat. I have said I like them, and I do like them—but every 
 time they read me a scorcher of a lecture I mean to talk back in print ' 
 
 Not content with doubling the legitimate stages, they switched o«' tlu- 
 i:>ani road and went away out of the way to visit an absurd fountain 
 called Figia, b.icause Baalam's ass had drank there once. So we jour- 
 neyed on through the terri})le hills and deserts, and the roasting sun', and 
 then far into the night, seeking the honored pool of Baalains ass, the 
 patron saint o: all pilgrims like ns. 1 tind no entry ))ut this in mv note- 
 book : 
 
 Lnrien, unsi,gl,tly alls, ami latt.ily tl,ro„ul, wil.!, ro.kv .sleiicrv, aiHlVanimMl nt 
 Jibout clove ii <, ,.|ock nt lu-lit oil the banks ot :i li,ni,i,l stivani, near a Syrian villa<rc 
 , I-»o not know it.s nan)('~.,l() not wish to know it-want to go to lied." Two lioi^c^ 
 lame, (iniiip and .(adc's) and the oIluTs worn out. .la.'k and I walked three or four 
 niile.s over tiie hills, and led tlie lioises. Fun— but oC a mild type." 
 
 Twelve or thirteen hours in the saddle, even in a Cliri.stian land and 
 
i" w]io pitied 
 ;ie mire even 
 cli like this. 
 ;erous in the 
 stages were 
 lis iniglit be 
 uence of it. 
 Men might 
 next week. 
 re willing to 
 I they might 
 them " the 
 leii Mliom I 
 lit, conscien- 
 e distorted, 
 they call ns 
 are fidl of 
 ie next day 
 lese rugged 
 gentleness, 
 y horse ? — 
 lomlj ones. 
 'A charactei' 
 o catch any 
 exhausting 
 
 ight benefit 
 [ cross word 
 ed once or 
 'oturing us. 
 
 to quarrel 
 -but evei'v 
 
 in jirint. 
 •lied oil" the 
 d fountain 
 > Ave Jour- 
 ig sun, and 
 i"s ass, the 
 u mv note- 
 
 ^VKAHV ri{AM.;(,Lix,i 
 
 J75 
 
 ■'M: 
 
 " t.'li"«tian climate, and on a oood Iio.sp i . , f 
 an oven like Hma in'i vura-llT I' " *'"''^o"»' journov ; !.;;: i,, 
 
 '»'cl " thort-sliij"" ^iV;S; .vlT" , " ""'f'^"' '^■"' "^^^^ ^«^- -X "'^ 
 and yet must b^ ;hip .d ^^li :;ur:al^, 'haX *'"* '' ''''^' '"'^' ^-- 
 all day long, till the bloo,l come from 1 ,' J 't '""'"*""* '^ '''"''''''' 
 you every tune you strike, if vou ar 1 H' o ' "'' «'"^"«-"ce hurrs 
 
 vememberod in bitterness of sn i" ., ' 'TT''- V " •''''"•»«>' ^" '- 
 ULeral division of a man's Ife , '*"^ '"^'' '""''''''^'^i'^ f'»'' - 
 
 :,t, ,- 
 
 f^i; 
 
 piirt'y o^■l'l 
 1 i'iiin|iiM! lit 
 liini villnjnri'. 
 
 Two li()r.ses 
 lii'oc nr Cmir 
 
 iL,:^-)' 
 
 laud 
 
 and 
 
C il A P T h: 
 
 I > 
 
 It 
 
 X L 1 Y 
 
 miiK 
 
 in'.vi (iiiy v,;i,s iui uutni.uT \;puu Men and liinses liutlt. It wa« 
 uiiuth-i' lliirteenhoru' stvctoli (iiioludii:,-- uu liuiir's " uooiiin'r.") It 
 
 was over i]i(^ iKirrcnosf clialk-liills ami tlirou'Ji the bah 
 
 xUhnt canons that 
 <'veu Syiia can show. Tlio iicat (juivoml in tho air every wlicrc. ' In 
 the canons wc ahno.st sniotlieved in th<! baking atiMOsphero. (In lii.ifh 
 -•round the reflection from tli*^ clialk-Iiills ^-as blinding. It was cruel to 
 \irge tlje crippled lioi-ses. but it had to be done in ordei- to nialce Danias- 
 cuK Saturday night. We saw ancient tombs and temples of fanciful 
 architecture carved out of the solid rock high uj) in the face of ])i'eci- 
 jiices above our heads, Imt we iiad neither time nor strength to clind) uj) 
 t]ier3 and examine tliem. The terse language of my' note-book Avill 
 answer for the rest of tliis day's experiences : 
 
 15mke ciunp iit 7 A. .m., iind luiul 
 
 y trip throuf,']! llu' Zcb Daiw valley and 
 
 till' rough iiioinitidii.s,— lioisc's limpiu- and that Arab .'<civc(;!i-o\v[ lliat (iofS most 
 
 th« siugiii.i; and carries tl 
 and no water t 
 
 () ai'inR---\vui 
 
 with iioni(',L,M'anati', iip 
 
 jivitcil ]5aal 
 
 A,s.s l''iiuntiii 
 
 iti'V-ski 
 he urvc, 
 mil qui 
 11 of l''i 
 
 thousand i 
 
 niies ahca; 
 
 of 
 
 course, 
 
 )cau;i!ul stream in a chasm, lined tliick 
 
 water nut of .Siberia — < 
 
 id 111 
 
 aid n 
 
 looiied an liour at the ei 
 
 uuU'diook's do not say ISaalai: 
 
 ill Assvr 
 A 
 
 la, 
 
 iiid til 
 
 c(diU'.st 
 
 111 s Ass ever dr-uilc taere — some- 
 
 11 imposing on tlie ]ulgiinis,_niay lie. I'.athed in it— Jack audi. Only 
 
 second -ice water. It is the \ 
 
 mile down 
 nl 
 
 I'ool, 11 one couli 
 
 to where it joins. Beautiful ] 
 
 souri 
 
 awaKe- 
 
 if the Aliana river— only one-half 
 ;'iaiit trees all round— ,f) shady and 
 
 1am III a torrent. Over it is a very an 
 
 to have been for tlie worshi)) of the deity of tl 
 
 -vast stream k'usIics straight out from under the mouii- 
 
 story — suppo.sed 
 
 y ancient ruin, with no kiiov.n 
 
 ^\'^etehe(l nest of liuiuan vermiii abdut the f 
 
 le fountain or IJaalam's A.ss or soi 
 
 dieeks, pallo 
 
 iiid ravenous Iiuiiifcr 
 
 )f sickness, sores, lu'oji'ctiiig bi 
 
 ountaiii— ra,;,'s, dirt, sunken 
 'lull, aching misery in their eyes 
 
 ig Ironi every eloijuent til;re and muscie from head to 
 
 foot. How they sprang upon a bone, how they (.•nuudied the bread we gave them 
 Sueli as these to swarm about one and watidi every bite lie takes, with r're(Mly look 
 
 icd the pi 
 
 iiul swallow unconsciously every time he swallo'w.s, ns if thev half I 
 eious morsel M-.'iit down their own thro.its— hurry up the caravan 1—1 never siiall 
 enjoy a meal in this distressful country. To tliii'ik id' eating three times everv dav 
 U-r such circumstances for three week.s yet— it is worse puiiishiiient than riding-ail 
 
 day in the sun. '['here are sixteen starving babies fioni one t 
 
 ]iarty, and their Icijs are no larger than broom h indies, beft the fount 
 
 X years old in tl 
 
 (the Ibuntain took us at least two hours out 
 lookout perch, over ])amaseus, in time to ijet a 
 
 le 
 
 nil at 1 r. M. 
 
 to T'love oi!, 
 
 fiea.' 
 
 th. 
 
 tl 
 
 ot (uir way,) and reached Mahomet's 
 good long look before it was necessary 
 
 lat far away with fra/'mo 
 
 nts 
 
 strewed the 
 
'";! 
 
 ■'■'n: i!i:.\i-TiKi (. nry, .,-„ 
 
 only one iiariidi.sc • j,.. Mv.f,MT.^,l +. 1 / , ' '"''" •■'■'""' ''"f'''' 
 
 tLelulI to nuu.k tlu- .pot .l,;.. 1h/;^!;:i "" "•'""■' " '■'''-'^'' "" 
 
 forei-aei'.saccnstorao(ltoIu\aiT,i.i v,.,rM^- f iV ' ' -liiliti,! .s..., to 
 
 fo.the first time '"'"•' "''"' '^"' '' '^ 1''^^'"- '""-'^^ "l-u lua, 
 
 Hwav Mith fine i h^ .' s rtV^'' ' ?'"""t T "■'"' '""' ^''■•^^"'^'' ^•>- 
 
 its heart sits ^ I ! 4 ^ ^^.r^'ir"",? -•^■^" /'''i''^- ^ »>.,1 aestiin:, in 
 Sloanua^out ci^ a ^a ^/^ ;.;K'- ^^^l 'l^-'-^ -f l-avls an,l opals 
 far l..lov.- vou v/it disfn f' ,/^''\^ ^^^'^M-'ctun, you see spread 
 contrasts to hd-d .] *^^^^ '" T^^'^ '^ ^^'^l «'!" '^ ^'--^y i^ suon^ 
 
 of our coari, d ^ dol 'ud IT "' '^Tf-^V^'V '* «'>'-tantial tenant 
 blasted, sand;, roI^-:,;„,:^^V^^ 
 
 ridden over tx, -et la re v. ,', I '•: !7' "^f"i'inus country you lane 
 
 picture tl>at evil We^''!'^ '^ '"' ,1"^' '"''"^^*'''- '"-'^'^''1 
 
 ^^ ^veck, ,^t]^:o::f''V,,^^'^''!*' -■''!> on Malunaet's hill aI,out 
 
 The R;p]a.t ^h; ;H.oa r '■ "VT'*?^'^""'''-^^''^--"- 
 
 <lown intl> the paracll^eW Ditaf'^"'" '^ ^^'"^" '"' ''"-'^•■' -^ ^ ' ^•• 
 
 gathered up Ly di^.^^s Jlt^/ '^^'""'""^ •""^"" writers lane 
 was the Galden ofEden n d nM If ''p '"' **' '''?' *'"* '^ ''^l'^- 
 " two rivers" that wate ;d A- a^.'^ ^ i:: "^^r^"" T' ^'r'-'''' *''^' 
 paradise now and on^ Avn„ll ' ;'''"'^'"- '* may he so, but it is not 
 
 Hkeiytob^iiithi;; "^tt e;;;i;r^r"^^^^^^ '' -'"'^^""'^^ ■- 
 
 can not realize that le- i ^ fl • P™"i'e.l and dirty 1ha( one 
 
 The gardens Z htyen bv , "^.K:; ! '^^^ ^-'l^ ^Jl- ^^^ ''^"-1.,.. 
 
 -ab think it bea^tll^'-dits^:^;^,;;--^^^^^^^^^ 
 
UTS 
 
 D.'.MA.SCIS THi: KTKiiXAl,. 
 
 
 VV e run nuhvays l.y our large cities in Aiiicricu ; in Syi'ia they ciwvc 
 
 the roads so as to make them run l.y the m. a-re little lanhUes they call 
 
 •• fountiuus, an.l Avluch are not foun.l oftener on a journey tlian 'every 
 
 our hours Cut the - riyers" of Pharpar and Al.ana of Scrij.ture 
 
 (mere creeks) . un through Damascus, and so every house and evei-y 
 
 garden have their sj.arkling fountiiins and rivulets of water With her 
 
 toi'e.st of foliage and her ahnmlanee of Ayater, Damascus must be a 
 
 u-ond.T of H-onders to the Bedouin from the deserts. Damascus is simply 
 
 ^m oasis- that IS Ayhat it is. For four thousand' years its Avaters Iiave 
 
 not gone dry or its fertility failed. Nonv we can understand wliy the 
 
 city hns existed so long. It could not die. So long as its Avaters rcmiin 
 
 to It away out there m the midst of that howling desert, so Ion- will 
 
 Damascus live to Wess the sight .,f the tired and thirsty Ayayfarer." 
 
 "Though ol.l as liistovy itsclC, tliou i.vt livsl. as llui Invatli of .siniii-, l,]„oininr. n« 
 tlirEilLI." '■"'"' ''''""'"'" '"'''""' """ "'•■•'"K^^""«er, J)ami;.scus; I'eaW of 
 
 Damascus dates Imck anterior to the days of Al.raham, and is the 
 oldest city 111 the worhl. It was founded l.y Vy., tlie grandson of Noah 
 •• Ihe early liistory of Damascus is shrouded in the mists of a iioirv 
 T''}^^^ . ^^'"'■" ^''«""^"''^'« ^^^ittwi of in tlie first eleven chapters of 
 the Old le.stameut out, and no recorded e\-ent Ixas occurred in the world 
 Imt Damnscus was in existence to leceive the news of it. Uo Irick as 
 tar as you will into the xague past, there was always a Damascus In 
 thewntnigsof every century for more than four tliousand years its 
 name has been mentioned and its praisc^s sung. To Damascus, years' are 
 only moments, decades are only flitting trifles of time. She measui'es 
 time, not by days and months and years, but by the empires she lias 
 seen rise, an.l prosper and crumble to ruin. «he is a type of immortality, 
 hhe saw the foundations of Baalbec, and Thebes, and Ephesus laid • she 
 saw these yilhiges grow into mighty cities, and amaze the world 'with 
 their grandeur-Hind she has lived to see them de.solate, deserted and 
 given over to the owls and the bats. She saw the Tsraelitisli eniDire 
 exalted, and she saw it annihilated. She saw Greece rise, and flourish 
 two tliousand years, iuid die. In hv.v old age she saw Rome built, she 
 saw It overshadow the world with its power ; she saw it i.erish Tlie 
 tew hundreds of years of Genoese and Venetian might ,'nd siilendor 
 weie, to grave old Damascus, only a trifling scintillation hardly wortli 
 remeinbermg. Damascus has seen all that has ever occurred on earth 
 and still she lives. She has looked upon the dry bones of a thousand 
 empires, and will see the tombs of a tliou.sand more before she dies 
 IJiough another claims the name, old Damascus is by right the Eternal' 
 Lity. 
 
 We reached the city jates just at sundown. They do say that one can 
 get into any walled city of Syria after night, for bucksheesh, except 
 Damascus But Damascus, with its four thousand years of respectability 
 in the world, has many ohl fogy notions. Tlier^ »r<- no -^4-^ hrm- 
 there, and the law compels all who go abroad at night to carry lanterns' 
 
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 At last MO ..ot to w],ere I^to >; L ] '' ''H'.'l-v.all.s of llu- ...nlens. 
 
 Miere, and knew we wn^ l". ''' /T'^ ^''^*"'- "'"^"t h.n- a,ul 
 
 little ,.u...ow «t..oet, c.;;.w ,. ', ^'t;;^ ;'•; ^••"•'•7^ -^''^ -^y^ '^ .! 
 
 '"■"•••"tl. Arabs, w,. alioJited . K It ' ^ '"•'-"/"l/'^ ■•"h1 wit), a swaru, of 
 
 fn.„ trees a!.o„t u^ ;,,^ t;S'i,f If "^ oouH with Howors and 
 tlie waters of nninv imK-s We .. . ., '■'^"*'''' ^'"'t ^^''^ .vceivin- 
 
 tl>e two rooms was a tank\ f cle '■ ' •«';^""''''>;'-I«ved reeess between 
 ^-'f " 'I'«en pipes/ >^otI^ " " Jr '"''" V""'''"^ '"t'> it IVo.n 
 
 •'••'•^•'onsastliis n,imior-unto<wJ ' ""*'""'^ """''1 ■^"">'<1 i' 
 
 '' -"ture. ,),„. ,.,0, "™ kn" ,^;? ""iT'l""":'^ ^" -'"uls of s,.oh 
 t .e,r floors clotJ.c<l witj. soft e^f^' f t-nnshed, and even l.ad 
 
 f '"",^' to see a carpet a-. ' fo^ """'•' '''^'''^- ^^ ^^-''^^ ■' I'l-asant 
 to.n).-Iike, Htone-plu-ed ? ors n d h " " '"'w'"'^ ''^'e-ier t],an th. 
 not know wla.t it is T , '»'''I-i';H)ins of Enropo and Asia 1 ,)<> 
 
 A v^Y l.voad, ^.ly eapi^iSn^ t,r^; ;:;ll*^"^ f ^ '^'^ ^^" ' t^-^ 
 exten,Ied across one s (le of eac r o.n . ,*""''" "'' f"'"'t«''i f«'t Jon^r, 
 -tli .spring n.attrasses. xt.l te^e .V; 1 T'""'', ""■'" ^'""'« ''-f^ 
 top tables. All this Inxn.'v was • s^f^^ /ooking-glasses and nmrbh- 
 "-t with an exhausting 1, -'Xvel ^ if '^ '" '"'^'""^ ""'^ ''^-'^"^ ^vorn 
 •K.t tell what to expecMn T, i H ' ,* T ""'^^I'"''^^'''- t^- one can 
 Mihabitauts. ' '''•^' "^'^ "^ ^'^•<'>' M' quarter of a ,Hi!ti,,u 
 
 <'-'d.S/;n;;:::?^.:;f:%*%.;-^ tank ..tween the roo.s tj 
 
 ''-I '%'ed nn-baknZadi ;;;''"'""■*" -e, however, nntil I 
 -^ it then, and super fa tt b'^l " " t"' "' '""^ i'^'^'^' ' ^'"-^'^^ 
 -asa.K,ntto go aLl explain 1 H^ij" ^^ ^ J-^^^'^V^' '^^ 
 scented poodle dog frisked up and ni ed it c. U f'' 1^ ''""'^'^ '""* 
 and before I had time to think J 1 T! f of my leg nsfc then, 
 
 tank, and when T saw v ser nV • '-^ ^""^ *" *'"' ^"ttom of the 
 
 left the pnp t,.ing tZu.: :T.x:::t:::!^ 'i- ''^^■^'^■- ^ --^ ^«' -^ 
 
 I'ovenge was all I needed to n.ake e m^w f!"^ ^'"''^^I'- ^^'^i^^:-' 
 •»to supper that first night in Da mCsTi. •'''';/" ''^"" ^ "'>''^"^ 
 ay on those divaus a lon.r tin.e Ye • n ' '" '"' *-'™''ition. We 
 
 lon«-stennned chibouks, ami tXh //.!>;: 1?'' rt'f ""'"S''^''^"^ ""'I 
 ;-' T knew what I had solnetint^t.;': f/^;:,''-^';^ "-'^ "' *^"^ ''='- 
 .'o get tn.ed out, because cue so e.yoyr:: .i^J^^^;; ^ ^ -''t" -'"'- 
 
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 Til ill,' r.ioniiu;;' uo scut fui' donkeys, (t is wurtiiv oMiotc ilmr' w- 
 lin.l l(. .vo,,/ f;,r tlicso thiii.;>. I wiid Jhmuisciis wis iiu ol-l fossil, an.l sli-. 
 IS. ^ .\uv v.Ihtc ,.!so Me would have l,etu n.sstiiled l.v a claniurous aniu 
 ot (.oi.kev-unvfi., -Hides, ;.eddkrs and l.e!.-ais— but in Dainastus tlieV 
 sol.at<'t]„.very si-],t of n foiei-u CJiristian tliat they want no inteieouvse 
 wli'itcver v.itli liuu ; only a yeai- or two ii^'o, lii.s per.soii was nut alwav-, 
 siite 111 l)ai,:ascus stm-ts. it is t)a' most fanatical MoliaiiMitcdan lairoa- 
 tniy out of Ar.ilna. Wli-iv you see on,; -iveii turha-.i of a Hadji 
 «!ls.<« her.' (the lionored si.n'ii th.-;t niy lord has luad;' lIu' piluTinia-v r 
 iMfr;..) I thuik yon will .see a (hi.veu in J)aniasciis. T!i.. J)aiii'ii,scenes -uv 
 tJie nu'liest, wickedest luokin.;.- villains we have .seen. All the veiled 
 M-ome!! we jiad seen yet, nearly, left their eyes e:<iK),xed. hut nunilKMs oi 
 tlu;;e m Daniaseus completely ]iid tlie face undov a eio.se-drawn i.iuek 
 veil (h:',t made the woman look li]:e a mummy. If ever avc caught an 
 eye (-xposed it was nuickly hidden from oiiv eontaininatin:.;- ('Inistiau 
 visu.n ; tliehe-i'v.ars actually [..as.sed us hv without demamiinv Imeksheesh ■ 
 ti,'' merchants in tlie hazaars <lid iiot 'hold u}. their -cods' a, nd crv ou; 
 ea-erly, " Hey, John l"' or "Look tliis, Howajji .'' On tic eoiitVarv. 
 they ojdy scowled at us and said iiever a. word. ' 
 
 ^ Tlu> jiannw streets .swarmed like a liive witJi men and women in 
 sl,r:-,ii,;;e Oriental costumes, and our small donkevs knocked them ji^dit 
 ;!nd left as we j.lowed throuiu:li them, nr-ed on by tlie merciless thjnkev 
 buys. Hicse [.ersecutors run after the animals," shoutiuiL'- and u'eadi-e 
 tliemlor Iiours t(v..vtlier ; they keep tlie dunk(;y in a o'aliop alwavs ve" 
 never -ct tired them.selves or fa.il behind. The donkeys fell down and 
 spilt us over tJieir heads occasionKy, but there was notliinu- for it l>ut to 
 mount and he.rry on a.yain. We wei-e ban,::;ed a<;ainst sharp corners, 
 loaded porters, camels, and citizens ,L;enerallv ; and' we were so taken up 
 
 witii looking out for collisions and casmilties tliat wo had no chance to 
 look aliont us at all. We rode half thvouuli tla^ citv and throu-h tiie 
 
 taiiious '^ stre<M which is called Straight" without Weing anv 'thing. 
 
 liardly. Our bones were nearly knocked out of joint, we were viild with 
 
 e.xcitement, and our sides aclied witli the jolthig we Iiad sulfered. 1 dr 
 
 not like riding in tlie Uaiuasciis street-cars. 
 
 'A'e wore on our way to tlie rei)uted houses of Judas and Ananias. 
 
 About eighteen or nineteen hundred years ago, Haul, a nati\e of Tai-sus. 
 
 was ])articular]y bitter agahist tlie new .sect called Ohristians, and he let* 
 
 J(^rusalem and started across the country on a furious crusade against 
 
 them. He went forth " breatJiing threatelniiys and slaughter against the 
 
 ♦lisoiples of the Lord." 
 
 '• .\ii(I iis hi- .j.iurneyc.l, he i -mw u.mi' Daiaas^nis, aii'l siuMciiIv lli.-iv sliiar,! iinia,).' 
 ;il)(iut liiiii a Ijulit ti'iiiii Jicnvi'ii : 
 
 " Ami li(- t,'ll f.) till' ciirtli i'.tnl lipavl a voirt" suviiii; imt'i liiin, ' .Sunl, Suul whv 
 IHTseciitcst tliou nil' .'' " ' ■ 
 
 "And \\hnn he knew thiit it was .l.';sus iliui siioki! to hi;u Im- tivmhl.'d. mid wn . 
 ;i.stoiiisJii'd, and .Slid, ' bold, wliut wilt tliou Iiiivc iiic to .'o V " 
 
 He was told to arise and go into tlie ancient citv .uid one would te 
 
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lote (Iijir w'- 
 's.sil. and sli:- 
 iiiuruiiH jiriiiv 
 uiiiiHCUs tlio;, 
 
 iiiteri'uuvsv 
 s nut iilv.iiy> 
 iK'dan j.iiiyii 
 
 of ii Jiiidji 
 il,UTiin!i.j;v r 
 inasccucs -iVf 
 
 1 tlit^ veiled 
 t iiuiulters lii 
 drawn iiiack 
 ■(• caii.nlit all 
 );.'; V 'liiistiaii 
 Inick.slu'csii ; 
 iin<I try on; 
 iv contrai'v. 
 
 1 wuiueii in 
 
 I tlicni j'i;;lit 
 lews (lonk<.^\ 
 lUid goadiui., 
 ' ahvays. ye' 
 
 II down and 
 fov it hut t') 
 ^r]) eoi'uers. 
 so taken up 
 10 eliauee to 
 thiou^li til.' 
 
 any tliiiii;. 
 i-e v.ild witl; 
 I'eivd. 1 d. 
 
 nd Ainuiiiis. 
 e of Tarsns, 
 , and he let'* 
 ^ade agaiiibt 
 ■ a»uiist till- 
 
 il, Saul, why 
 )l('il. iiiid Wits 
 
 ' would relj 
 
 IlOl'SK ()!■ .11 ||\> 
 
 TIIK ••STItK, . . AI.I.KO sTi;. 
 
 mil wliai to d( 
 
 In t 
 
 awe-slncken, for tliev iieaid 
 
 lie iiieaiitinie 
 
 lilh .soltliecs ^todd s) 
 
 iuil rose up and found that that 1 
 
 tlie nivsteri 
 
 ons \i 
 
 h 
 
 lei euie- 
 
 IIS snrht, and 1 
 liiii to 11 
 
 ree snjieinatura! li,;,'ht iiisd de^t 
 
 iiuascuh 
 
 '« was l.hnd, so "tlif-y led him l.v the ] 
 
 1.'^; 
 
 ^ .Illli 
 iiian. 
 
 i':)>e 
 
 II 
 
 <■ was converted. 
 
 I'aul lay three days, hli,,,!. in the 1 
 he 11! ither atr nor draiil 
 
 loilse o 
 
 f Jiid; 
 
 ;;iii 
 
 anil '.n-oi: 
 
 111 iirj' vhat 
 
 
 lere eaiiii 
 
 n.se 
 
 .! 
 
 >U'C tn a 
 
 eui;:eii of J;;ii 
 
 the h 
 
 'inse of dill!; 
 
 'X'> into the street v,I 
 
 iia.sia; 
 
 iiaiiied 
 
 Ai 
 
 l>rayeth. 
 
 one 
 
 dl 
 
 liich is called Straidi 
 
 ir.ii!.' 
 
 '.\';ir. 
 
 it. and iniiiiii 
 
 •■d Naiil, o 
 
 I ai'siis 
 
 Viiisnias did not widi to .yo at ilrst, for lie had I 
 
 iind he liad 1 
 
 tl 
 
 le i:'os[K 
 
 •i of 
 
 is donlits about that sort 
 
 or 
 
 d. 
 
 ■eacH 
 
 ir 
 
 of a 
 
 street called Straight" (how 1 
 
 owever, in oljcdieiite t 
 
 I card oi 
 eliosen vesse 
 
 lid belore. 
 to )>n>(idi 
 
 did. 1 
 
 ( 
 
 uccoiin 
 
 low hi' e\-er 1 
 
 e I'ver found his v, 
 
 o oruers, he v>ent inio tin 
 
 oiiiKl Jus v.'ay out of ii 
 
 ay into it. and after h 
 
 He i 
 
 from th 
 
 :rd for by (]„• faet that 1 
 
 oiiml 
 
 le was iictin;' 
 
 ;igaiii, are niysteriis oiilv to he 
 
 ■an) 
 
 f^traidit, he h 
 
 is old house we 1 
 
 d risLoied him. and or 
 
 under 1) 
 
 nine in;,i) 
 
 lion.) 
 
 lad liunted iii) in tiie svret 
 ■d 
 
 •dallied hiiii a preacher: a.nd 
 
 lirosccuted till his death. It 
 
 III .started out on thac hidd ml 
 
 the ^Jaister for thirty piei 
 
 ^\■a 
 
 iich was laiscalled 
 ioiiary career which he 
 
 •s not the house of the'disciid 
 
 to Jll 
 to. 
 
 who Mils a far ditlerent i-cntof 
 
 ces of silver. I make this explanati 
 
 v.jio sold 
 
 on in 
 
 ^tiC, 
 
 very d life rent stvle of 
 is a pity we did not know i 
 lave given, in the aliovi 
 
 man, ai 
 
 id 1 
 
 man from the [)er.sonjust referred 
 
 iveu III a verv 
 
 II 
 
 more aoout him 
 
 ;'oo(l house 
 
 It 
 
 peojile wJio will not read Bible liist 
 
 paragraphs, some i 
 
 lore iidbrniati 
 
 some .snch method as this. 
 tion will obstruct 
 
 II 
 
 iry until tin v are d.eiir.udeil 
 
 on til]' 
 
 lope that -..o friend of oro" 
 
 into it 
 
 sti 
 
 ,,,, ^ „ - interfere with niv pecul 
 
 ihe street called Strai-lit is straio'htcu' tl 
 
 ress ;in 
 
 u eoiu.-i- 
 
 u,!j;lic as a i-ainbow. Wt. Lnk 
 
 does not say it is tl 
 
 te .street which 
 
 e IS c.-iretiil mit ti 
 
 lar mission. 
 
 ian a corh.;crcv,-. bm not a.- 
 
 cnl//',/ Straight." It is a I 
 remark in the Bible, f I 
 
 's straight, lau th 
 ..f 
 
 o commit himself; 1; 
 
 street wliicli is 
 
 icheve. 
 
 lie ])iete of irony ; ii i,s the onlv f: 
 
 ^^ 
 
 cetioiis 
 
 ;i good way, and then turned off an«! 
 
 vti'.scd the .street called Sirai-dit 
 
 A 
 
 llamas. 
 
 Tl; 
 
 tl 
 
 ere is sniail 
 
 called at tl 
 
 lere still ; it is 
 
 masonry 
 til 
 Ai 
 th 
 
 an oiil looia twelve 
 
 'incslion that a part of vl 
 
 le reputed house of 
 
 le original hoii.se i,s 
 
 evident I V 
 
 iK'ient 
 
 If A 
 
 na 
 
 lie, .somebody eke did, which is jnst 
 nanias' well, and .singularly enough, 
 le well had been dug vesterdav. 
 
 iilteen feet under growiid, and it 
 ni.is did not live there hi St. Paul 
 
 ■II. 
 
 as ^v^ 
 
 Ih' water w 
 
 I took a drink out of 
 !s just as fresh as if 
 
 the d 
 
 We went out toM-ard" tl 
 
 ibcijdeH let Paul dow 
 
 le north end of t!ie citv to 
 
 over the Dama.sc 
 
 the nl 
 
 placf v.nere 
 
 for he preached Christ so fearlessh- in I) 
 to kill him, ju.st as tl 
 
 iis wail at dead of niijht- 
 
 ley would to-dav for tl 
 
 imascus that the [leople somdit 
 
 ;ame 
 
 to escape and dee to Jeni.salen.. 
 
 Then we called at the tomb of Mahomet's childr 
 
 :>fl 
 
 oneii- 
 
 iid he !iad 
 
 ■eu 
 
 at 
 
 tomb 
 
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 Irl' 
 
 ; . on <> lu, hollow , .n, nn,!.... rook when- Paul hi.l .lunM^ is il^h^ 
 
 -.r. stuns who wr. ,nMs,sac...l iu Damascus in 1S,;1 !„• th,' TuZ 
 I l'".v s. y thos,. narrow stivets vnn l.loo.l for sov-ral ,Ia vs ai ,1 at n, n 
 
 '"•"lv.Is all th.ou.^h t la, Christian .,uart.r; thoy say fu.lhn- th' tl^ 
 
 h ,nh.l.. ,lo^s Th.. thirst for hlood,.xt.n,l,.l to thehi./hlau.'ls ^Tf 
 Ifonnon n.ul Ant.-L,.lMnou, an.l in a short time twontv-Hvo thousan 
 no.. ( .nst..ns w..,. UK.ssan..Hl an.I ,h,.i,. possessions laid M^^t Zw 
 
 H h|M<.a(,W,au ,n Dan.aseus ! --an.l pretty nnu..]. .11 over Turkey om 
 
 ?hr!!,ai;^"' ''''' ""■ ^^"' ''^'^' *^"' '^ ^^•''™ '^■-■^' ""- '"'•• ^--I- 
 
 to ^!at'"f(5\^''''^'r'''-" '''r'^^"(^l-"l -"1 IVano. for .nterposing 
 to sa^(, tiK, ton.Mn Ivapnv fVon. the destruction it has so richlv 
 <l.«orye,l tor a thousand y.ars. It hurts a.y vanity to see th. , , a^ 
 refuse to eat of tbo.l that has l.een cooked ibr ns ; 'or t.' .t^ Vo ,.^ d h 
 we have o.,ten fu.n ; or to drink fron, a ^oatskin which wo JZm^ 
 
 ^Sh'th> '"f" '■':;' '"'■'^^' ''>' '^^^"'"" *'"■ -nterthroni r": 
 d mJ V "'''■ *'V"' "^^ '^' it' "'• ti"'""gli a sponge : ^ ncyei^ 
 d^hked a ( hn.aniau as I do r. ,: Mi.^raded Turk'an.l Arabs and wh™ 
 K^u^.a,s ready to war with i.,.. .,.ain, I hope England and F ce wi 
 noUu d It good I.re.Hl>ngor go,.) .judgment to interfere 
 
 In iWscus they thmk the:e are no such rivers in all the world ;u. 
 t at w V -V'^\"\:""' l^''-!-'- 'H'B I)Hnu>scenes have always thought 
 
 em "'v,;,^. ,f '' r ^y •'»-; /''''M'tor v., Naan.an boasts extravagantly abSut 
 tiien^ 1 iMt was thre,> thousand years ago. He says : " Are not Albun 
 and Pliarpar, nvers of Damascus, better than alHh« waterJ^^ t'ic * 
 Ma^ I not wash m them and be clean l" But so:ue of my readers ave 
 
 h?C;n^imi^""r -'M<-^"^-. N— ^ -as tlHAonunamW:^ 
 II V • Tr • ^'' "■■■'•' ^^'^ iavorite of the king and lived in ..reit 
 
 <"nuugh the house they point out to you now as his, has been tun ed 
 m o H lepea- hospital, an.l the inn.ates expose their hon- d dio^^m^ e "^^^^^ 
 lioh up then-hands and beg for buckslaish when a stranger ^ 
 
 in d itTdns 1;?'"'" ' v''" ^'^r' ^^ *^"« ^'^-'-« ""til 1^ looks upon it 
 
 Si listen out of 'll"' ^'^'""^"\''"-"^"t dwelling in Damascus. Bones 
 
 Ul tuisted out of .shape,, great knots j.rotruding from face and body 
 
 jonits decaying and dropping a way-d.urrible I ^ ' 
 
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CHAPTEK XLV. 
 
 •■l'".>eo an.l , l^.o/i ov us^ o it ^''"'"'^/''-''^'.'^ »"<> therefore J.ul « 
 
 '•ocreation, ln,t it was t !„.; h ! ^ . ^' "Z^' '^'''\ ?^ "''^^ ^''^»«'^>-°"« 
 of Huusv fron, Mount H .' .t'-ivehn;. ,u Syria, f J.a.l pleMity 
 
 there u-as u hi -X int. H ' ' ""l' '" " '™"''' ""* '^^''^ '^" >'^^' ^tu-nach, 
 t- more. T e^d i^ f w "li' ''i;'"^ ''~"*''^'" ^^''^^ "^-'^^-h room 
 
 pipe; thevvvs ..1/41,'* "'-e that stream out before a Mow- 
 heacl,Avh.n ' vache.l u? fj tel! wh.-a each lloo.l ntruck niy 
 
 with chirk gree They wel V;"^-' "'' 7 "'^" '""'•^'^''''^•'^ ^'^^^^^>' l»'«l 
 that I had one uo Itwi^^W ",?"''"'^^«« '''«««"'«• ^ thanked fortune 
 
 and was t.u miles 'alea f? V* '""' ^"'^'''^ ^'I* "'*'' *'»' '^'-"^W 
 
 with adviceuili t^l.a^i^:tt^ ^ij'^::;''- "'"r^""^^ ""'"^ ^•- 
 
 It was on tWs aeeount tlmt I got one ^ ^'''' '' ""* "^ "'"'"•''^"'^• 
 
 '-uS^sJ'i^rL; u;:t;;'or'^r ." '""^""7 -'^ --'-^ ^^''- ^'« 
 
 au umbrella, or any thin " to ;hade it ^^"^""•7^ '".'"^ '' ^'^^ f'^^' ™' "««« 
 looks comfo;tableL;,^^^^^^ %tr' '"n^f' •","^1" '^'"'»>^« 
 
 I haye eyer seen, our lUy of e ll Us't,./ 1"* f ^ '« vuliculous sights 
 outlandish fi-aire Tl.ev %,.., v! ^ ^, ^ ''^^' ^^" ^"' «"ch an 
 
 white rag of CWst-tnthfont \ ""^ ' ^'' ^ .^^^'^^ '^^' ''^'''' *'^« «"Jless 
 down their Wk:tSt"a?tV?'^:f:"^^ ^ "'f ''^*'^ ""^^ ''-«^i»« 
 
 o them: they all hoiX .hi:r;n;i;:^£^^;;.rt^ ?\:^ ^^'^-«^-- 
 
 o them: they all hold .hiir^SCSn^t^rg:;.^ ^:::? 
 
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 crow, aii.l the low^ i\]v ,,f innhrcllas popjun- fo-ivulsivcly iq. a.iid down 
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 snn drops hclow t]ie liorizon and rhi' hoy.. cIom- their 
 
 it is onlv a xariation of tlie 
 
 Kucli ca.raA an go tin-on.^h a eountrv of niiiu 
 
 Am! when tl 
 iiniLrel!as ;.i\d pnf iheni under their arms, 
 pieture, not a nutdilieation of its al>i;r.rdity. 
 
 J5r,t may l.e yor. can not see the wihl "I'xlra.va'.-an.'e cS u>\ i.anuraina 
 \on could if yon v.tse here. I {(■-(•, vuu feel all the ti)ne \v-<[ as ifvor 
 were living about tiie year IJOO h.eforc Christ or \r.u-k to the Patrir.reh^ 
 —or forward to th- New Era. The seenerv (.f the iJiLh- is al.out vou 
 the custonis of tlie patriarelis aiv around you tlie sa.iue jieopl,., in th" 
 saiue lh)wiiio; r(,),es, and in ,^iin(hds, cross y(au' patli- tlio saiue huii; 
 trains of stat(dy eaniels yu and cunie--the' same impressive reli"-ious 
 soh'mmty and silence ivst upon the desert and tlie mountains thai'v.ere 
 upon th(>in in the remote a;;es of aiiti(iuitv, and l.eliohl, intrudiie- upon 
 a scene like this, comes tlii;; fantastic m'ol. of i^rceu-sprctaeied Va.uk:- 
 with their ilappin;.- ell.ow^ and bobl-in-- umluvllas ' " 
 
 Jt is 'Uaiiiel m 
 lis arm, all ovt-r 
 
 the lion's den witii a yreen cotton umhrella umlei 
 again. 
 
 .Al.y unil.vella is u-itli the ha-va-e, .-.nd so are mv -reen spectacles 
 and there they shadl stay. I will nut use tiiem. I will show some respect 
 for the eternal fitness of thin-s. It AviU he bad enon;,di to trot sun-struc!c 
 without lookinnr ridiculous into the bar-.dn. ff F fall, let lae fall beariie> 
 about me tlio send.jliiuee of a ( 'hristian, at lea.st. 
 
 Tliree oi- four hours or.t from Damascus v,c passed th" spot v.Iumc Saul 
 was so abruptly converted, and from this place we luokeillMck over the 
 scorclnng di-sei-t, and liad our last ylimps,- of beantifnl Damaseus. decked 
 in Its robes of shinino- green. Afti-r nightfall we reached our tents, just 
 outside of the nasty Arab village of Jonesboroiigh. Of cian'se the real 
 name of the place is El something or other, but the bovs still refus- to 
 recognize tlu,' Ai-ab names or trv to pronounce them. \Vhcn 1 say that 
 that village is <,f the usual style, I ineau to iiisiiniate that all Syrian 
 villages within fifty miles of D.amasciis are alike—so much alike tlmt it 
 would re(juire more than human intelligence to tell wherein one differed 
 from another. A Syrian village is a hive of huts one storv hi.gli (the 
 height of 11 man), and as sipiare as u d;y-goods box ; it is ini'id-piastered 
 all o^er, flat roof and all, aial generally whitewa.shed aftei- a lasJiion. 
 The .same roof often extends over half the town. ct)veriiig manv of tla- 
 stnris, wliich are generally about a yard m ide. \\'heu vmi ride'tlirouuh 
 one of the.se villages ar noonday, you first meet a mehnicholv do^, tlait 
 
iriiitioii of tlic 
 
 i.liAS K d: 
 
 l')()i-;^ I'.;) Ill you aii(i silcutlv 
 iluc.s Hut diU-r to };cr (,iit of tl 
 
 tli.il 
 
 I mi;' 111. 
 
 you won I lu.'i 
 
 2S5 
 
 If way : next voii meet 
 
 out any rlotiu'soii, ami lu; liolds (a-.t liis Jia'u.I and 
 -h.' don't rfaily<..vi„.ct a (•cut. Iiu( tli.;i I..,. Icaincd 
 
 0\ (•!■ 
 ••I \MUil 
 
 J! 
 
 lili! 
 
 witli- 
 
 'a\H 
 
 !U-KS 
 
 !■(•. sli 
 
 K'ai'iicd to say iiior'aT. and lu.w ] 
 
 ic cai 
 
 meet a w 
 
 no 
 
 ], 
 
 olllli'.l Wltll 
 
 I Iliac 
 
 cxiio.scd 
 
 innlli 
 
 \cil drawn 
 
 to Say tiiat Ixfore In 
 iiiiscif(if it ; next V 
 
 o\cr 
 
 \ou conn- t 
 
 'Inn m ai! ista,-. s 'if mutilation and 
 
 'IS, vcia! soi'.-cy,.,i ^.i,i|,[ 
 
 U'i all fi- 
 iiavlct! and t'.v 
 
 iiincM Wit, 
 ■if,>d 
 
 like 
 
 to : 
 i'oad tciulin 
 
 Ti 
 
 I liltiiy ra'.js 
 
 ■Tilj'C 
 
 ami sitt!!i'.'- 1 
 
 is a jKi.ii- ('.■\ ii mJ. 
 
 on 
 her 
 
 iv;i and cliil- 
 nimlilv in tln-dnst 
 
 •inc. 
 
 arc a 
 
 !I th 
 
 111'-'! ol the )io|ia!ation ar, 
 .1 
 
 ariM.- 
 I" 
 
 ' aslccj) within den 
 
 ic^s are 
 voii i'.iv 
 
 li's, or 
 
 i»,iit ... „.,„„:t;::;;;;;:; ;? i; ;:";':;;';:;. ,;;: '"'7'"r- ■■■'". -'""-' ■» 
 
 si^ht ill tJi" woi'ld. and its 
 
 it. 
 
 siiiT.i:;ndi!i;.;-.i 
 
 ai' 
 
 iiiiicnt 
 
 ly lu kcc|iin;( w 
 
 ith 
 
 I woidd not ]ia\t' i;oiic int') this di-s ■ir-.i;,.i, ,,, • • 
 
 for iW lact that I^imro'i. the ' ■' v n , :rs':'i;T" I '""-"^ '"'' 
 
 is liuricd in Jone.lKirough, and i ^isl^cd c i ! . TC TT^''^ 
 
 he is located. J.ike Ilomcv, he is .aid t / • 1 ',"""* ^'"''' 
 
 ^.ut this is the only tnie ami ..nd^r;!;;:,:';.;:':;:;;;:;;:^;^ """■■'"'"'^^' 
 
 \vhen th- orij,Mnal tnhes were disnersed ni.ire fl ,„ e .i 
 
 power to finish it. Jfo ran it ui i d ': n S f •"" " ""' i'' ^''^ 
 of them still stand, at this dav - k col s:' f ^ 1 • k:,;;!,:"; "f , ^^^'^^ 
 the centre by eartl.,„akes. ami scaivl and v tr (h. I t r' ^'^ ''"'"' 
 »" an^iy (^o.l. Bui the vast ruin will "i 1 r ' V 'fT'"''^;' 
 
 puny labors of th-^s. modc.-n ;,enc>.ati,.ns of u'n uilZ '^T 
 
 i..ont« .re tenanted hy owls ami li'.ns, and 'dd X Ln' Mi S^,- ?';''T 
 th. wretd. village, lar ft-om the scene of his .n^Hlt!:;,; .f ^•^"' *" 
 \\j> left Jono.sl>orough very early in the morninu. and rode forever 
 ami forever and forever, it seemed to m- over narche,! J,/ , ' 
 
 lulls, hungn-, and with no water to .hink l\^ i,, "if ^ ""Vj'^^ 
 
 .Iry in a little while. At noon we halted 1 efo vt im wr/' .i f '" f <>"« 
 of El Yuha Dan,, perched on the side <if u i : n' ^V'"'' *""" 
 
 S.U.1 if: we applied there for water we wo; Id "; ^l ! :'';i:;'^;"7 
 nbe, for they did not love Christians. We ha.l to t rn Vt 'f 
 hours later we reached the foot of a tall isolated no" i/ 'h;. ** 
 e.-owued by the cnnnaWing castle of Banias, the statelie^^ i ' t^^^^ h^? 
 
 ...u,-. The passive towers Ini; ^L^r .I^ n:!;: S S^l^^ 
 
 ^a,: ;|: 
 
 ■;M 
 
386 
 
 A STATELY RflX— KNTERIXf; If../.v 
 
 LAM). 
 
 oasthi was <,'aiTisoiiO( . v,V wandpi-P.l ft,.- +!„.<,„ i .^t -'i.^ mat tin- 
 
 by an «„tl„|,mk,, „„,1 oouU „„t „n,ler«t,„„l wl,,,, '..c no , , ' 
 
 b , ,Mj. „n.l ove,,l.,.l„,v „„. g,.„v ,,„t,|on,„„» ,vi,I, „ wil.l i;^!:S:nJ^ 
 From these old towers we. looked do«-n imon a broul f.n.,v.,nl- 
 
 oxtrcn,,. foot, ,„„,,,UI,o .i* v„llo,-,'v. ellem ^1,U i ."'^ .i,! ! 
 
 The very first tinngone feels like doing ^vheu he ..'ets into c„u„ .,11 
 burning up and dustv, it to liunt u.. a bitl W» f . i i . ' ' ' 
 
 where it giishes out of the mou ta / s de thr<^ W mf v T ?"""i^ 
 tents, and took a bath that was so icv tl • 1 f I ii i ' 't- ^"■"" \''^' 
 
 main source of tlu- sacred river, I .Si.m' expert W l:Z^':iT ^I? 
 was bathing at noonday in the chilly source of thyiw^' River of 
 Damascus," that gave me the cholera • so Dr B s. 1 TT •. 
 
 orally does give me the cholera to take a itllh """' '' ''^'''- 
 
 The incorrigible pilgrims have come in with their „oekets f„ll nf 
 specimens broken from the ruins T «-,Mi +i ; """ 1 ?^'^^ "^.^ tail ot 
 
 stopped. They broke ort-fraI.nei^ft,LCh% tomb'- ff^i' ''"'''• -^^ 
 Bculptures of the temples cff bJ!:!:^ f^^ ]^t:^':^''jT''''1 
 Ananias, in Damascus: from the ton.b of :^Za [i^t:!::^ 
 
1'1'okou tni- 
 
 ook woikUt- 
 
 kiiows who 
 
 t'C'lit ill oilr 
 rucks to the 
 rocks to tlip 
 irs tlmt tlic 
 
 ,' tllC ci)!Ull- 
 
 ' tlic iiiiiilrd 
 iciiin lieroes 
 
 fii'ctt'd cvou 
 h-.u] lujulc 
 ill tlien oui' 
 in tlio vast 
 ts liiul liiir- 
 JXircoptihle 
 ire (lestnic- 
 < to sconi ! 
 vliero, and 
 uriaucp of 
 
 ir-reacliiii<;- 
 lie souj-eos 
 r SD mucli 
 
 Juoiiiitain, 
 t stepping 
 11(1 at its 
 pxecraijle 
 ipiir a tor- 
 lomegi-an- 
 village, it 
 
 camp, all 
 stream to 
 from the 
 « Avas tlie 
 •f it. It 
 Piiver of 
 r, it gen- 
 
 s fall of 
 :"oiild be 
 exquisite 
 ulas aii(] 
 Mightv 
 
 mi!Tir-pi,A(.: 'Af ( m,-,,, „ or uomi:. 
 
 Hunt 
 
 i;: ^rjii'tj;- ^;^,*ri;;- -r^V'' •■" '7' '^^ 
 
 Jerusalem I ' ''* ^''" '^^T>'li-I'reAvJ,en tin. tiil.e invades 
 
 The niins here are not veivinteivstiie' Tl,..n , ,i 
 oi a great s.^uare hailding that was u «: the .,M tl' """"^" '''^^"^ 
 pondei'ous old arelies thnt •.■■,. .,. .. \i i • ,"V '' ' = *''^''''-' •'"'" ""UiV 
 project ahovo the ton i en^ wth d.I.n.s tl.at tl.ey l.arely 
 
 the en-stal hrc.ok of" I. I ^ ' J'^T-n'"' "'""'■^ ^'"•""^'' ->"''•'' 
 the s, ],strueHons of , ' , , '"''" f*'' ''""•^ = '" tl"" J'iH-iW." an- 
 
 l.ere-,Mtche ?^i',,:.,r^i ::":'• ''^'''I'''^.*-^ ""-l the (J.^at huilt 
 
 Here— patches of its handsome mosaic ti 
 'one I 
 wliei 
 
 •"■' -™ i-.- ■*;:r^™n;..;;:z:;;,"xs ^r:;,;^^:r " " • 
 
 u«viTiy„.l,.», (I,,. ,,,.'„,' '^'""'""su..! y.-,m„(;„. TI,o ,.],,,. „,,» 
 lilniKl »l«„l .I,,.,, I,e «„i,l trl P..t", ! ■"''"'■■■ '"'• '" ""»l'l"» 
 
 -!«««,,. ,i,„„,,i,„ui,„.„,,,j;,,,:l;;;t;;;:;::!,;'|;,",;;:;|;;;;;^--^ v,,.,,,,; 
 
 vf. ' II .• "'"i'"''^"", }(:i that 1 am sithii'.- wIh-c -i ,-,11., 
 htouM, and lo'ikiiHf n,„„, +i,„ i i. ■, ., '--'^^-^ "'"•'' a god has 
 
 Hi 
 
 looked 
 
 ■king npuu the bi'ook 
 upon, and am suiToimded hv dusk 
 
 le uionntams Avliich that "od 
 
 1 III 
 
 
 j*'^* 
 
 
 '.>** 
 
 !*-. 
 
 M 
 
 :ymeii an<l won 
 
 leu wlio saw Jiim, 
 
 '**,!• 
 
 
 .Hi'&^^l 
 
I'S.v 
 
 l'K( ! I.IAIilT!i;S-. MKAMXfi T|||: sl( K. 
 
 tik' 
 
 !,' ■'.! 
 
 p.l .'n M taiknl with l,i>a. n„-<. to f^u.., nu.l ......d..ssly, just as thoy .m.ld 
 
 l.av,. ,lono w,th .ny otluT sfranu^... I can not ,:,;n,i.,x.h..n.l this; tl." 
 
 very 
 
 .■^"■' ' > ■"' 'o'l i:iMiijm;ii(;il(J THIS 
 
 'Ini;^- liavu l)e(Mi always liidilcn in rh^uds an,l 
 
 ,!,'o(1h of my uiidcrst mdin 
 faraway. 
 
 This niorninv. .lurin- Im-ahnist, tli- uaial ass-Mnl.lasre of snnlid 
 n.n.anuy sat ,.atn.nt]y withont tho .harnu-d circk- of th. camp an.I w, i^ ! 
 for s,Hd. cnnnhs as p,ty nught hcstow upon their inisorv. Tiu-rc wnv 
 
 ^t.ilva.t (for ono liar.lly scvs any wIm-o snch splondiddookin-nu-n as 
 I-.V ,n the l.:ast.) hnt all the .o.n.n and ..hiidr<.n h.okcd wornTu a" 
 >.nd distressed w,lh hun.^er. They rennn.h^.l n.e nn.eh of Indians li I 
 Wpeoph. TI,eyhad L„t Jittle dothi,,:^, hut sncli as thev h I v 
 hmc.tnl in character and fantastic in its arrangen.ent. Anv little alisnrd 
 ?;nvg,nv < r gnncrack they had tin-y dispos^nl in such a way as to n.akei 
 attract attention n.ost readily. Tluy ,s:.t in silence, an.f with tireles 
 patience watcju'd o„r ..very .notion with that ^ ile, nnco.nplainin'M.ano- 
 htoness winch IS .so tru y Indian, an.I which makes a Ihit., mm'u 
 XloTrik' '""■'^'"^'^^■''^^'^ '"^^1 «^^^'^S<' that he M-ants to ..xt:.rmiuate the 
 
 Thes(| p..opleahout ns had other pec,diariti..s, which I hav<- noticed in 
 the no. lere.l man, too; they wen, infeste.l with vermin, ami the dirt 
 liad caked on thoin till it ainounted to hark. 
 
 The little chil.lren wer.- in a pitialile condition— thev all hid 
 
 eyes, and were otherwise afHicted in Aaia.)us wa\-s The\ 
 
 hanlly a nativ.; child in all the East is free irom .^ore eves' 
 
 tliousands of th.'m go hliml of on.- eye or l.oth evei'v v.^ar: I think this 
 
 .nusthe.so, f..r I see plenty of hlin.l pe.>plo everv\lav. and I .lo m t 
 
 remember .seeing any children that ha.ln't sore eves. And, would von 
 
 «nppo.se that an Amoricr.n mother could sit for an hour, with her ..f.ihl 
 
 ni herarms amlletahundr.«liiie.s ro(«t up.m its cn-es all that time. 
 
 niuhsturbed ! I «.■.> that every day. It makes' mv flesh creep 
 
 Yesterday we met a woman ri.ling on a little jackass, and she had a 
 
 little child m hcv arms ; hon.>stly, I thought the chil.l liad gog-des on as 
 
 M-e app^adie. . Aiul L wondered how its mother could alibnfso mud' 
 
 style, but wh.'n we (hxnv near, we saw that the go.nrl..,s ^^ere nothin-r 
 
 Init a caini. meeting of flies assemliled around eaeliTrf the child's eves" 
 
 and at the same time there was a .letachment prospecting its nose The' 
 
 iillerflrr ''' '"'''"'^ '''"' '■""^''"*"''' '^'"^ ^" ^''^ '"^t'^ei- ^lul not 
 
 A,ssoonas the tribe found out that M-e had a .loctor in our party, 
 ley began to ilock in from all cpiarters. l)v. B., iu the chirity of liis 
 i.ature, liad taken a child from a woman who sat near bv, and put some 
 sort o -.x wash upon its diseased eyes. That woman went oft' and starte<l 
 the whole nation and it was a sight to see them swarm ! The lame, the 
 hault, the bhnd, the lej>rous-alI the distempers that are bred of iudoleuce 
 . ir , and iniquitj--were represented in the Congre.ss in ten minutes, and 
 still th.^ycatne: Every woman that had a sick baby brought it a on- 
 
 .say 
 and 
 
 sor.! 
 that 
 that 
 
HEAL.N,; T„. SM K -THK VHISVK.,, 
 
 and evoiy worn 11. that Imd.i't. I. 
 worsliij.in^tr looks tlifn- L.^it 
 
 28D 
 
 >'''-n\v(.,l „i„'. Wimt 
 
 i-ev('i-';:it a 
 
 movement; tlu-ir ,'vo.s wero ■h,.fr. '. ^^ ^"'^' ""* ^'''^ sii-'htest 
 
 Whon each individual <,,,, hi .^t J ;.. n "f ' ^^^ " '''^"' ^^'^'- '» '^'"' 
 with joy-,.otvvith,slan,lln.^ , . '. ' f "oJu-ine l:,s eves Mere m.l'Lnt 
 
 »o nng ou earth oouM prevent the > i' t . """'"'r.'"""".^ '■''ith that 
 
 C'ln-Kst knew how to preach to /;''''''-'""'"- ^^'•''1 "^u". 
 tortnred c-eatures : Jli helu,e h- "'V,i;'::' -'";''^^;t''>"s. disease- 
 In.man doctor this n.urnin.r when the f.: !■ •^' ^'T'''^'' *'* '""• P"'»' 
 thosiekehihlwontabn.^- X a "1',"^"^ ^'T! '-*^" <'-' ' to 
 then- eyes wJdle they did u..t kn v^,. • ^w e'h ^7"'"'"''''''^'' '"'"^ ^^''^J' 
 s.m,des or not. Tho ancosL.nsof thes^ - ' , eo ,t T^''" • ^J^'' p, " 'r ^■'''"" '" ''^^ 
 dress, ,nanners.onstonis,shn,.lieiti1 ''*'"•'*■="''>■ ^''^" i''^'"' incoh,,,,- 
 andwheirthevsawllir; k^S.^^H r^'^ 
 
 wonden; they worshipped S;t No w^l . S"' V^T' " -'•'''"-- 
 the nation. Xo ^vonlhn- tlie nndtHude h f , '^'f'^'^'^' the talk of 
 that at one ti,ne--thirtv miles fm'„ *'''^^,/""'7*''l ''un N\ere .so .r^eat 
 <lo.-n thro.^h the roof ^;tt;-:;^^^ to h. a siek"nan 
 
 no^vonderHisandiencesweresocSTrT^^'^^ •''T'<\to the door; 
 from a ship renu.ved a little di.^"," e V.* ,, ti T " ^"'^ ''' I"-^'='^'^' 
 
 e^nmthe .lesert places about IJetlm . I 'r = '"^ ^^"'^"^'^"'- tl'ut 
 solitude, and Ke had to feed them v ^ thons....,.! invaded His 
 
 fVn- ihei. conmUn. faith a, d " ^, r;!''" ?' •''^'i ^-" them sutfe; 
 grea commotion in a citv in tlo e -4 ^'■""'.l">'/^l'en then- was a 
 ^'p- iu .o.ds tothiseih.; '^'^'£-'.-^tZ -^'Se/i ^^ 
 
 vS;;:JiSz;'^';t':;;;^.;!;:^r!""-' i^r^^-^ '^ lou. asiJ 
 
 Among his patients was the chi d' f 'S sS ,F ^^ ^ V ''''^''^" ^'''« ^''^V. 
 poor, ragged handftd of sores a^d shV Ins U t'"';' ^"' ^'-^"h this 
 
 ;n..nnny that looked as if he w , t^ j , 'V^"' "^""^^ -" P-r old 
 than in the Chief Magi.stnKT c.f tli.sri.f 1- ]"'''■ ',"• ", l'"^"-''-"- 
 The pnncess-I mean the Sldek's , 'ui d ^ , w ^ T' "^l''^^"'' ^"^■'^^^«- 
 teen years old, and had a verv wee f : y' ""'^' *''»-t«"n or f;;ui- 
 
 the only Syrian fennde we hav^ seen vet • " "" '"''"•^' "'^«- '^''« ^-'^ 
 that she couhln't smile after ten oVl ek S,;'"- ''''''"•":'* ''' ^^'"f""^" "^'Iv 
 he Sabbath. Her chihl w^J' a'^W, ^^"':!!;:i^: '^^^^''^ ?^^-'t ...Vakh.. 
 
 enough of it to make 
 
 Ulj 
 
 oh 
 
 ^giy 
 
 si'eennen, though— tl 
 
 pie, and the j.oor little thing looked 
 
 r , .' "I'" ""IS' ■«•»■■ it (a» if it I,.„l 
 
 a™r,r;;nr'' """ "■" "™ «'•■'' -" 
 
 an idea that 
 
 'I <.'i.i:un;issi 
 
 lere wasn't 
 I)lead- 
 iiow was its 
 
 J^iit tl 
 
 is last new horse I have .^ot 
 
 on wJiK'h wasgeji 
 
 nine 
 
 1!J 
 
 IS trvim.' to 1 
 
 >rea 
 
 k h 
 
 is neck over the 
 
 Nil 
 
 
 ' A 
 
•2W) 
 
 A M>ltl.i: ItriN MOKK SKNTlMKXTAt, HOSH, 
 
 t.fiut-i\»]).'s, i(ii(l 1 hhiill liii\f t) ;,'.) out iiiiii aiijlior liini. .Jt-riclio ivml 1 
 have |i(irtf'(l (oiinmny. Tlic new liorso is not nmcli to lioiist of, J think. 
 ( hie of liis liiiid le^^H hciids tlic wroiij,' way. and tli(> titln-r oiu is m straight 
 and stiff as a ttnitpoh'. Most of his tt^eth inv >,'ont'. and lie is as blind 
 as a hat. His nose lias been broken at some time or other, and is arched 
 like a culvert now. His \ind(>r lip haii'rs down like a .amel's. and his 
 eai-s are chopped off .'lose to his head. I had some trouble at first to 
 Hnd a name for him, but I finally concluded to call him IJaalbec. because 
 he is such a ma,t,qiificent ruin. 1 can not keep from talkin-,' al)out my 
 ]iors( s, because [ have a very long and tedious journey before me. and 
 they naturally occupy my thou;,'hts about as much as "matters of appar- 
 ently "greater importance. 
 
 We satisfied our pilj^rims by luakinj,' those hard rides fr.jm liaalbec to 
 Damascus, but Dan's hoise and Jack's wei-e so o-ippled Ave had to leave 
 them behind and ;,'et fresh animals for them, 'riie dragoman says Jack's 
 horse died, i swapped horses with Mahommed. the kingfy-looking 
 Kgyptian who is (air Ferguson's lieutenant. \',\ Ferguson I'nieau our 
 dragoman Abraham, of course. \ diil not take' this horse on account of 
 his personal ap]ieai~ance. but Itecause I liave not seen his back. 1 do not 
 wish to see it. I have seen the backs of all tin- other horses, and found 
 most of them covei'ed with dreadfid saddle-boils which I know have not 
 been washed or doi-toi-ed for years. The idea of riding all day h)ng over 
 Hucii ghastly iiiijuisitiuus of torture is siekening. My horsv must Ini 
 like the others, but I have at least the consolatioii of not knowing it to 
 be so. ""'' 
 
 I hope that in future T may be spared any more sentimental jjraises of 
 the Arab's idolatry of his horse. Fn boyho'od I longed to lit^ an Arab of 
 the desert and have a beantiful mare, and call her Selim or iJenjamin or 
 Mohaunned, and feed her with my own hands, and let her come" into the 
 tent, and teach her to caress me and look fondly u]>on me with her "rent 
 tender eyes ; and J. -wished that a stranger might come at such alinm 
 and offer me a liundrcd thousand dollars foi- hei-, so that T could do like 
 the other Aral)s- -hesitate, yeai'u for the moiu\v. but overcomes bv mv 
 love for my mare, at last say, "Part with thee, my beautiful one! Never 
 with my life '. Away, tempter, I scorn thy gold 1" and then bound into 
 the saddle and sj)eed over the desert like the wind : 
 
 Hut I recall those aspirations. If these Arabs l)e like the otliei- Arabs, 
 their love for their beautiful mares is a fraud. 'Pliest! of my acquaintance 
 have no love for their hoi-ses, no sentiment of jiity for "them, and no 
 knowledge of how to treat them or care for them. "The Syrian saddle- 
 blanket is a quilted inattrass tv»-o or tliree inches thick. It is nevei- 
 removed from the horse, day or night, k gets full of dirt and hair, and 
 becomes soaked with sweat. It is bound to bi-eed sores. These pirates 
 never think of washing a horse's back. They do not shelter the horses 
 in the tents, either; they must stay out and take the we.ither as it comes. 
 Look at poor crojjped and dilapidated " Baalbec." and weep for flic 
 •sentiment that has been wasted up(ai the Selims of romance ! 
 
(■ H A P T K It X L V I . 
 
 From a little n,u„n,l L ■ 1 1^; . f 1 1 '^'^^^"- '^''^^^''^ '- ^- i)^'"- 
 water mul forms u sl,.IIov ku ^^^ ^ ^'''^^-trenm ui^ Vnn^.Ul 
 
 •rordan. Its hanks •,. ,1 ih.l T ', "" ^"'I'^'-tHnt soun-o of the 
 
 M"-ow a w.ll-l,.l,n;ed ma i ','"''''•' "^ *'"' ^I""' ^^i" "^t 
 
 travel .ould lead ortos;.;;"; '""''"'''"• "^ ^''^ '"■-''- ^-o'^s cf 
 
 "I'onany .lifferent soi't ./earth ! tl r '\. 1 ' , ''' 'V''^^ "*^""'"'S 
 ••"Hi yet see hnv the historic h„, i ''^''''•>''^ '"^^» "^«'J to, 
 
 aii.ha,i-J/,ke Huleh fl. '"^f" already t„ elust(>r ! Dan- 
 
 'nicy.-ereanins;!htw"J?;r' V^^ '" ^^"^ ^=^' "^ ^-^lee. 
 
 township of Bashan v,vs^^^ i^ki ;; " f "* *^V ''"'^^•- ^^'^ i'">- 
 'mils and its o iks I - ke h ,1 r,'"" VT', .^'"'°"" "^ Scripture for its 
 
 iJanwas the nlin.orn tl^ei'h^M tf '' ti' 'T^^''" !>f Mcron." 
 1-nce the expression '' ft'c^/ a t B. ". " ''^'l/"''^ '^^ B^lesti.e- 
 I'hrases " Elaine to Texas"- " f,.,.-,, 1 ,}■ \ , '^ ^''i'^^'^l'^nt to („.r 
 
 expression and that <.f t IsraeHt; ) t l'"''" . " '^•■"' ^'^"^^^^^o." Our 
 With their .slow camels .r™ thesanie.-.great distauc«. 
 
 from Dan to B^ershXl^ v '1 nnn, S''"' , '! l!^"* '' ''''''' 'J'^^'^' Jo^niey 
 the entire 1 a^^h of ttir com" tl^ n i "''' ^'^'^' '" '''''y "^'^'^^-i^' ^v.ls 
 ^eat pr.,,araSon Id nmr^Sum v "w/" ' ^i '" "^^-^-ke- -^thout 
 '' a far country," it is not 1 ikelt t t V f " *^" ^ ™^l'^'^^' traveled to 
 
 miles. Palestine is only f o m^ f r t ;*' "''V ""•',"' *'^^J'' "'«''*>' "^^ "i-'-^ty 
 Missouri could he spl ^- ^'^jf .^^^ *^;, i"^*-^' ''"'^V' ^^'- '''''^ ^^'^^« «f 
 <'nough material left for i t of u.nH '•m"/'^ *''"''" ^^-^"^'^ ^hen J.e 
 
 Baltimore to San Francisco il ve ' f' '"'t'''^ ^" •"'■ "''^^'^ ^"«- ^^^'O'" 
 
 " -- .^.s. Journey in :i;-;--i::;Tr;;;;;';::;-^^^^ 
 
 i«i' 
 
 
 
 -*! 
 
 ^^MjMii, 
 
292 
 
 PAT-KHTINK — UEMIXISCKNCK OK LOT. 
 
 If I live 1 Hhiill nocessarily have to ^o ncrosH tho contiuont uv.iry iio\t 
 anil tlien in tlin.s(i cars, })ut ono jounioy IVom Dan to Beeraiietta will ho 
 siifliciput, no douht. It iinist ho tho most trying of tlio two. Tliorcfore, 
 if wo chniice to di: cover thiit from Dan to BerisJK'ha, .seemed a niiyhty 
 stretch of conntry to the I.snielite.s, let ii.s not he airy with thenirhut 
 «?flcct that it ('•(/,.* r.nd in a nu;,'hty stretch when one can not traver:se it 
 by rail. 
 
 The small n;onnd I have mentioned a whih; a<,'o was once occupied hv 
 the Phenician < ity of Lai.sh. A party of fillihusters from Zorah and 
 Eschol ca])tui-e(l the i)lace, and lived there in a free and easv way, 
 •wor.shippin,<r ^rods of (heir own mainifactur(> and stealin;,' idols from their 
 iieighhors whenever tliey wore their own out. Jerohoani set up a f,'olden 
 calf here to fascinate liis peo])le and kee]) them from making' dan^'erous 
 trips to Jerusalem to worship, which niiijht result in a return to their 
 rightful allegiance. With all respect for those ancient Isnielites, 1 can 
 not overlook the fact that they were not always virtuous enough to 
 withstand the seduction of a golden calf Human nature has not changed 
 much since then. 
 
 Some forty centuries ago the 'city of Sodom was pillaged by the Arab 
 princes of IMesojtotamia, and among other prisoners they seized upon the 
 patriarch Lot and l>rought him here on their way to their own ))ossessions. 
 They brought him to Dan. and fither Abraham, who was pursuing them, 
 cre])t softly in at dead of night, among the whis])ering oleanders and 
 under tho shadows of the stately oaks, and fell upon the shnnbfring 
 victors and startled tliem from their dreams with the chisli of steel. He 
 recaptured Lot and all the other plunder. 
 
 Wo moved on. We were now in a green valley, tivi; or si.v miles 
 wide and fifteen long. The streams which are called the sources of tho 
 Jordan flow through it to J.ake Huleh, a shallow pond three miles in 
 diameter, and from the southern extremity of the Lake the concentrated 
 Jordan flows out. The lake is surrounded by a broad miir.sh, grown with 
 i*eeds. JJetwceu the marsh and the mountains which wall the valley is 
 a re.spectable strij) of fertile land ; at the end of the valley, towards 
 Dan, as nuicli as half the land is solid and fertile, and watered by 
 Jordan's sources. There is enough of it to make a farm. It almost 
 warrants the entlnisiasm of the spies of that ral)ble of adventurers who 
 captured Dan. They said: "We have seen the land, and behold it is 
 very good. * * * A place where there is no want of any thing 
 that is in the earth " 
 
 Their enthusiasm was at least warranted by the fact that they had 
 never seen a country as good as this. There was enough of it for the 
 simple su[iport of their six hundred men and their families, too. 
 
 When wc got fairly down on the level part of the Danite farm, we came 
 to places where we could actually run our horses. It was a notable 
 circumstance. 
 
 We had been painfully clambering over intermi able hills and rocks 
 for days together, and when we suddenly came upon this astonishing 
 
KwKI'ir HKS(HHK<TKI) A WKAUV 
 
 l..\M>, 
 
 i'!»;{ 
 
 siteel. Ho 
 
 "C'vo.. 1k.,„, to co.npn.hond in Svh!' ' ""•'"' '" ''"' """'"^' '*"♦ """''« 
 Here wciv oviMnurs of cwltiviti,,., • i • , 
 
 K-- I-...I or.,.lio„:Lkin. NvH^, rr^^^'Vr- "■"'"" itsl.a,.kHa 
 
 tliev were catiiij. ^o,,vd 1, cms H. r' ''''"'' *'"' ^ ^ ""'>• ■""/'/"^^ 
 ♦•I^^> lc.rt]i,,u to Tat '11 /:,!,'''' ""*■ "I'l«'^"' to Ik, anv .in« 
 
 ^^•er. tall, nn.sc, lar. an.l Jvv ui ^ J!"^""o . o„ht .n tl.. wurl.l. TheV 
 ;--l^. They l:a,l H,.,i;^,;^i ;■'''"' ^''■''V'-'^ -itlMuIcy black 
 
 with hruad hla.k strij'esl^th ^I " t : '' ' 'n''''"' «-^'"^ '•-'- '•:n'ml 
 
 •sens of (]„. ,I,..s(.,.t Tlios. •! ','," '''" l"'-'tu.v.s of th.- swarthy 
 
 tJ-luula.han::-Jt k fcl:; i n" *'•""• >-!'^-' '^■•utl.H.s i^- 
 
 ''■VS.S, the, occ-upation an.I the ] o :. , • . '"' :";'''»"'-'S.tl.o customs, the 
 
 •'^"'^'•k«"l .HU- ca'.np last ni ' t 1 I , '; " "" "'" ''T''' '''''■^- ^i't'ey 
 
 -<'• the,,, the pii,., ju.i^2 : /^ r,^';;:;;,- ^-•-' -■"• j ti^ hi 
 
 'ill pictures of tho " Fli-ht into F,rv . '- '^'^'^^ -"hI .vimMulu is in 
 
 (.'liiM iuvri.li,,,, au.l I ■;nl r--''^' ,''''"'''■ -^^"'7 '"u.l the Voui... 
 
 t'"^ Httlo .loukevHl;>,uS """"^ "'"'^^'^'^■' ^---^ ''i^'' "''uve 
 
 -r;L:'':;!:iL!nir'''^:;t:;;;:!s^r''"''^ '''^" '^f ■'' - '^ ^---^ ^'-'^ 
 
 time. We .vouM uot have i,^ . ''"* ''"^"■"•■■' •^'"«' J<>^^'l'l»^ 
 
 -li»^ -ul Ma,. \ I ; ^ : . ZJiaT '" f ''''■' -!"''--tiu. Joiph 
 ClH-istiau would not. lla^nv AaM r^t'"^""'""' '" ''• ^'"^ '^ ^>™" 
 will look 0.! I to me. l^'reatter the picture I <ir.st .sp(:ko of 
 
 We .saw water, then, but tX^^^' C\u "^'l '''' T' "' '"! ^''^•"- ''^"'•^'•• 
 foot of shade, and we were s v •■ • . i" ''"■''^" '"'"""'' ^^'"^ l'"'i'e a 
 
 a great rock in a ^^ar^ZT'^K^^r "^""'^ " ^^^'^'^' ^'"*" ^-' ^^J'"''^^ 
 tbanthat, and .surel^ he " t no n ?. '^ ",' tJie Bible is more Ix-autifnl 
 •give it sucL touchin^Mlxpres^riu bi^Tl ;'"' '^'''"•^^■^^^ '^''' '' "''''^ ^" 
 Here you d,> not sto,/ ust whe^vn V' "'V''^' "'^''''^'' ^''^^^^^^^ '"'"I- 
 found water, but no Zde wT . veli' '"" ' '"f 7^'"' ^^■^" '^^^^ ^^^« 
 but no water. Wo rested ,...11, i , ."" ""'' ^^'""^^ '^ ^'"'^'^ '^t 1 <st, 
 
 but the dragoman does not m^ iTto ,i/fn. l ' '^ ''T 'i'''^'*^ ''"^'^ '""' 
 plausible lie about the country bin J^ ' V'' -''^ ■'•'' "'^^"te* a 
 Ai-aUs, who M-oul.l zaake eii ' i" . T^ ''f''''^ ^^ ^'^'^^^^ 
 
 ^'^n, they ought to be hu ^ ^ f ^"^ !" '^"'^^ ^ ''^'"^^'-ouh pastime. 
 beaten flint-lock ^m, with ifS t£i ^L^C^f ^^^^^^ 
 
 In 
 
 
•i04 
 
 \\U. (ilMKs IIKIml INS MKMdKIKS uK .losHl A. 
 
 has no HiKlitH on it ; it will not niiiy rititlicr tliaii n l.ii-'kl.at. ami is m, 
 half so (!('rtiiiti. Ami the pt'iit sa.sh tli«iy wonv in iiumv a fujrl aioiiiw 
 
 ■V rust V 
 
 onu; 
 
 t\u'\v waists has two oi- tlirr.' al.suid old jmisc-pistols in it that au 
 from (ftornal disust^ wfapons that wonld lian'.' tire just aln.ul 1,...^ 
 eno;i;.di for you to walk out of lanyc. and then buixt and blow tin- Aral.H 
 head oH'. Kxi'rt'dini,dy danucious thrsc sons of the desert are. 
 Ifrnscd toniakcniv i)|(M)d run cold to read Wni. T.t. 
 I's iVoni ilcdouins, hut I think I could nad tl 
 
 rimes' haiilaeailtli 
 lem now without a 
 
 ie\('. o)' was 
 
 ti-emoi', H«! never said he was attacked 1)> He.louins, Ihel 
 
 «ver trcvited nneisilly, hut then in ahout "e\ery other chapt* r lie .1 
 
 i'o\cd tlawn a|.|)ro:ichin^'. any how. and he had ii hlood-curdlin'' fas] 
 
 IS 
 
 aon 
 
 <•♦ woikini,' n|> the peril; and of wijudt-rin^,' how ids relations fai' away 
 woidd feel could they see their poor uanderinj,' hoy. with ids weai'v feet 
 and his diui eyes, in such fearful dan,i;-er : and of' thinkin„' fur the lii.st 
 tin.eofthe .)ld honuMtead. and the dear old church, and the cow. and 
 thos.i thiuffs ; and of linally strai«,ditenin;r his form to the utmost heij,dit 
 in the saddle, drawiuiX his trusty revolver, and then dashin-- the spurs 
 into " Mohammed" and swee[) down upon the ferocious enemv determined 
 to sell his life as .learly as ]tos.sil>le. True the Beihmins never did any 
 thni^ to him when he arrived, and never had itny intention of doim,' any 
 thinu; to him in the tirst ))lace. and wondered what in the nuschief he 
 was niakin.i,' all that to-do ahout ; but still I c(add Jiot divest myself of 
 tlie idea, somehow, that a fri>,ditful peril had been t'scaj.ed thronVdi that 
 nian's dare-devii bravery, and so I nevei' could rend alxnit \Vm. ('. 
 (JriMKvs' Bedouins and sleep c(md"ortablv afterward. Ihit I l>C'lieve"the 
 
 Bedouins to be a fraud, now. I ha\ 
 
 hii 
 
 I. I shall never be afraid of his d 
 
 eseen the monster, and lean ontri 
 
 un 
 
 and (lischarire it. 
 
 irin<r tt» stand behind his own irun 
 
 About tifteen hundred vears b-fore Christ. thi.> 
 
 ha't 
 
 Hliieks al)out Inm towtl 
 
 camj)-;.;i'ound of ours 
 
 he \Va;,ers of Merom was the scene of one of .Tosliua's extermiuati.. 
 li'v Jal)in. Kin,!,' of Ffazor. {u\> yonder al)ov,. Dan,) called all tli 
 
 terrible < 
 
 ei-, with their hosts, to make readv for Israel' 
 
 general who was appioachin;.'- 
 
 And wlien nil ilnsf Kin 
 
 s well' met t<ij,'i-'tlKT, ilii'v iiiiiic ami iiit(ln'.| to".'tli 
 
 II'IJI, llllli'Il iJi'dIM 
 
 I'V.Mi ;in 
 
 by the Waters of Mi mm, tu lij,']it iii,Miiist Isjl'id 
 
 "And thfy wt'iit out, tiny and iill their hosts with il 
 lb" siuid tliiit is npea the seji-sliniv lor nuiititude," el 
 
 Jbit Joshua fell upon theiu and utterly destroyed tl 
 
 •itnoh. That was his \isual policy in war. He never left anv chauoe 
 newspaper ..•ontroversies alnait "who won the liattle. He niaile thii- 
 
 bi 
 foi 
 
 vail 
 
 liem. root and 
 
 \V, HO (piiet now. a reekini,' slaughter-pen 
 ►^omewhere in this part of the country -I do not know exactly where 
 Israel foujjht another bloody battle a Innulred years later. Del)orah 
 
 the pro])]ietess, told Barak to take ten tliousand 
 
 against another Kiiiij Jabin wjio had been d , 
 
 cimedown from Mianit Talx.r, twenty or twentvdive nales from 1 
 
 men and sally foi-tli 
 oiu'' sometliintj. l^ar;\k 
 
 lere. 
 
K' (ni.MK.sr Ml.' |.|„„.,iK. ^.| ^,j. 
 
 ■•'"•1 "sk,.,! his K«-Mvro„sS.r.4.nt;., I '''■'■'' '"' ''"' '"'> ^'''••^^V. 
 •"••.iiKht him sum,, •ill- .,,1 > '"" " "■"!' "f""''t''>-- SI,. 
 
 .•.-ahi.e..ns...^,r:;:t;rnt;.XM^^^^^^^ "''"" '-' 
 
 =::''-"^'"^' --'- ^-••■•:^'t'r:;.^.::;;!.,!;;:i;:^: 
 
 i 
 
 >*h<- ImmiIm.vc Woiimii ii, tiir t.i.r. 
 
 an,;w;;h'S,';;:,;;i;:::;i:;t:;:^-|.,;'^^ 
 
 •mhI .stnrkrn Ihroui^l. his ten,,,!,.. " '"' '"'■"' ^^■'"" ^'"' ''^"1 pi>i- I 
 
 i..'w,!;:'.£;it'i:;;;'i!:;a ..i. .,.■...„: ..„.,,. 
 
 ..^luIn^nCr'it:^^^^^^^^^ 'n...n. 
 
 abouts ana not s,.;. t.n human Win... • "'''■ f"" ""'-• I'h.v- 
 
 Tuth..,-eyion,a..nfth,.,,r-.,,he,.i;..;i,.,,,,,|i,,,^ 
 
 I Mill iMill" tl'C idiil .'ill 1 I 1 ■ 
 
 '"■ ast.puisli.Mi Mt ir. \M.| i win ;;'' • ""' •'"'"■ '■'"■""■''■' ^^'"■'•1' 'l"-.-Il th.ivin J,,|| 
 
 a -v„..,i ,„■,..,. ,..„ .. :X'X:i ^t;;i; rc:;::^. ;;;:, ':::;;;;'::^i:';;.:,:;',i' ' '- - ' 
 
 hu^lol' Wen fnS;!.''""'" ' ' ''''"'"■' ' '" ^'"""•-•' -' -X tl-^' ..■■oph.vv 
 
 phrase "all these kin.., J / 'T*" MU^.te.l al.ove, nenns the 
 
 because it carries to n.t nmuUw Hillh • r;^""?"' ^'^ " '"^•"'^"*- 
 what it always did at lum e i ' ' ^ ' '"'1^ s'Wnitieanee from 
 
 proHt bv this tour • n.l Z. f ''' '" ''"'"'-'' *'"'* '^ ' ^vi«l' to 
 
 iuterest'couno w U: ':,: "'Tf" ""f "'T'*;"^ "'" ^''^ •"""-- "♦• 
 
 must begin\asyst.;, of mluct n fit ; ' ^•'^"-'•V'"^' I'-'^-'^tine. | 
 
 out of the Pniised ..ndl-itve i;;^^':^!:: tt!!:;^::^ 
 
 .A' 
 
 m 
 
296 
 
 DKSOJ.ATIOX OF THK LAND. 
 
 Iar<re a scale. .Some of my I.Icm.s were Avil.l rnou-li. The word Palestine 
 always brought to my mind a vague suggestion of a country as larcre as 
 tJie I, rated .states. I <!„ „ot know wliv. but such v.as the case I 
 suppose It was because I could not cone, ive of a small country havin-r «> 
 large a histoiy. I think I was a little surprised to find that' the gmnd 
 Nultan of lurkey was a man of only onlinarv size. I n)ust try to reduce 
 my Ideas of Palestine to a more reason.able shape. One gets large 
 impressions ni boyhooih sometimes, which he has to light against all his 
 lite. All these kings. " When I used to iva.l that in Sunday Wchool. it 
 sugge.sted to me the several kings of such countries as England, France 
 f^pam, Germany, Russia, etc., arrayed in splendid robes ablaze with 
 jeweLs, nmrcli.iig m grave i)rocession, with sceptres of gold in their hands 
 and fiaslung crowns ujmn their heads. But here in Ani .Alf-llahah, after 
 coming througlj Syria, and after giving serious study to the character 
 and customs ot the country, the phrase "all these kings" loses its 
 grandeur. It suggests only a parcel of petty chiefs— ill-clad and ill- 
 conditioned savages nuich like our Indians, wlio live in full sight of each 
 other and whose " kingdoms" were large when they were live miles square 
 and contained two thousand souls. The combined monarchies ot' the 
 thirty "kings" destroyed by Joshua on one of his famous cami.ai<rns 
 only covered an area about equal to four of our counties of ordinarv 
 size. Thei,oor <jld sheik we saw at Cesarea Philipi with his ragged 
 band of u hundred <ollo^^-ers, would have been called a "kin.r"in those 
 ancient times. " 
 
 It is sey«Mi in the morning, and we are in the country, the grass ou<dit 
 to be sparkling with dew, the flowers enriching the a"ir with their fra- 
 grance, and the birds singing on the trees. T3ut alas, there is no dew 
 here, nor flowers, nor l>irds, nor trees. There is a plain and an unshaded 
 lake and beyond them some barren mountains. The tents are tumbliiu' 
 the Arabs are quarreling like dogs and cats, as usual, the camp-ground ?s 
 strewn with packages and bundles, the labor of packing them u.)on the 
 backs ot the mules is progressing with great activity, the horses are sad- 
 dled, the umbrellas are out, and in ten minutes we shall mount and the 
 long procession will move again. The white city of the Mellahah, resur- 
 rected for a moment out of the <lead centuries, will have disappeared 
 again and left no sign. ' ^ 
 
:d Palestine 
 
 CHAPTEK XL VII. 
 
 Ti;rE traversed some i.nles of desolate eountry mIioso soil is rich 
 Part Of the ground Ave can.e over Mas , tot p-ound at all, 1n,^ rocks 
 
 Sji,; "' '■"'"■«-*"- »«" ''i'"« to ,i,ri,. ,,i.„,„ „,,;, s™ 
 
 vin tv ' Hi 'e^; .^ tlus reptile n.akes his ho,„e, and n.ocks a h nan 
 
 ii'i (I-, 
 
 ' .*ii' I 
 
 ,1 
 
 ' <t Hi 
 
29S 
 
 JACKS ADVKNTIKi:. 
 
 much yosh.nlHV. lH,t snKvit oauu' of his ..unu-.^t ,|hm,v tu loan. ;u.,l to 
 make tins journey as useful as the opportunities will allow, no ,e sH-k': 
 o discourage hun l.y fault-tin.hn,,. We uussed hi,., an hour frou. it 
 , camp, and then foun.l Inn, some distaure awav, I.y the ed-.- of h l.rook 
 and with no umbrella to proteet him fron. th.'.'lieree sun! if .eKul 
 l».en used to ^oinc, without his umhrella, it wouhl have been .veil enou d 
 
 a^mud-turtle whu-h was sunnin,;. itself on a su.all In. in the l.n.ok. W.. 
 
 ]Jhc"doner''''*''^""''- ^''"'^''"'^•"" --'^ to harn. hin, for ? What 
 ••Well then, I won't kill him. hut I ought to, I.eeause he is a fra.ul " 
 \\e asked him why, but he said it was no matter. We asked hin. 
 wh3. once or twice, as we .salked back to the .■a,..p. but he still su/l 
 was no matter. JJut late at night, when he was ittin.- in a om f, 
 mood on the b.d, w. asked him a.Min. and he s ,id • ^"""'^'''ttul 
 
 " Well, It don't matter : 1 don't mind it now. but I di,l not like it to- 
 day, you know, because / don't tell any thing that isn't so, and I don't 
 think the Colonel ought to, either. But he did : he told us tt prayers , 
 the iulg..inis' tent, ast night, and he seemed as if he was rea./ing k o 
 of the Bible, too, about this country flowing with milk and honev an.l 
 nbou the vo.ce of the turtle being heard in the land. T thou.d.Vt 
 
 mI- n:;:T;V'^"*^^^ ^^-rr '^'-^ the turtKanyhow.l.ut'la^^ 
 me T ^f 't^^f ,^^' "'';1 J'^' «"i«l it was, an.l what Mr. Church tells 
 
 to-d. ,^, and I almost burned up m the sun ; but f never hear,! him sin- 
 T believe I sweated a double handful of sweat 1 /.-now I did-becauM. 
 t got ,n my eyes, and it was n.iu.ing down over n.v i.ose all the time • 
 and you know my pants are tighter than any body else's-Taris foolish- 
 ness- and the aickskiu seat of them got wet with sweat, an.l then got 
 ^ again an. began to draw up .-.n.l pinch and tear loose it was a.vfui 
 but I never heard hun sing. Finally I sai.l. This is a f.v.u.l that is 
 rousl^i'r'u'^f "'',?"• if I had any sense I n.ight have U^^^: 
 liaid on this fellow, and I wdl just give him ten n.iuutes to .^on.n..Mice • 
 ten nunutes--and then if h.- don't, d.,wn goes his building. Bui l..." 
 < H^. ^commence, you kn.,w. f had stai.l there all that tin'.e. thinking 
 « l^tit'/-!'^' '^•'■'**'?T' '"'^•'^"■^*- J'" k*^Pt.>n raising his head uj^ 
 .ml en opening the. out again, as if he was trying to stu.ly up som.^- 
 u 1. 'b ist.!'^l YrU"" It *'^" 'r""t- -<^''^' -V '^^-l I -as an beat out 
 asIPe,-'' ''"''' ^"""'^ '*'""" ""'I knot an.l went fast 
 
 '• It «-rt.v a little iiard, after you ]iad waite.l so loii.r "" 
 '• I shoul.l thmk so I said; Well, if you won't si^g. you shan't sleep. 
 .m> ^^a^, and If y,.u fellows had let me alone I would have n.a.l.^ hilu 
 .Sinn out of (_Talilee .pucker than any turtle ever .lid yet. But it isn't 
 any matter now-let it go. The skin is all ..ff tJ ■• baJk of mv neck " 
 
Mill, .'111(1 to 
 
 U) one .seeks 
 ir tVoiii tlic 
 ■ of 11 Wrook. 
 If he liiul 
 veil eiiou;,'li. 
 iig !i clod ilt 
 )ro()k. We 
 
 or / What 
 
 ■i :i iViiud." 
 ' iisked liini 
 till s:!i,l it 
 tliouiilittul 
 
 t like it to- 
 iiiul t don't 
 : prayers in 
 <lin-jr it out 
 lioiiey. itiid 
 
 011<J[llt tllMt 
 
 mt I asked 
 
 liureli tells 
 
 ly an lioni- 
 
 I hitn sinji'. 
 
 1- -lieeause 
 
 tlie time ; 
 
 is foolish - 
 
 1 then got 
 
 Was awful 
 
 1 that is 
 
 ve known 
 
 wish to be 
 
 uninience : 
 
 But lie 
 
 . thinkin<;' 
 
 liead 11] I 
 
 a niiimte 
 
 np sonie- 
 
 1 heat out 
 
 went fit St 
 
 in't sieeji. 
 iindi- liiiii 
 t it isn't 
 neok." 
 
 JOSEPH'S I'/T-JUSEPH'S MAONVN-rjflTV ANO KSAl's. 
 
 2t)!> 
 
 About ten iu tl 
 
 le 
 
 KJian of the Middle A 
 
 morning we halted at .Joseph's Pit. Tl 
 
 ami arched pit with water in it, and tl 
 one Joseph's breth 
 
 ,'es, in one of who.se side coun 
 
 lis iH a ruin 
 
 lis pit. one ti-aditii 
 
 s IS a great walled 
 
 ill 
 
 by the gi 
 
 •lays' journev from hf 
 
 mi oa.st him into. A more authentic tradit 
 
 <avs, 
 
 is tl 
 
 ography of tlu> country, jilaces tl 
 
 in tl 
 
 H( 
 
 IH pit in Dothaii. soi 
 
 ion, aided 
 
 lie two 
 
 us 
 
 present pit as the true one. it has its intt 
 
 owever. since there .ire iiianv who b-l 
 
 it'\i' 
 
 It is hard to make a d 
 
 lOlce ( 
 
 )f th 
 
 rest. 
 
 wlueJi IS .so 
 
 certain that not many th 
 
 g'emmed with lieautiful 
 
 iiigs within its lids i 
 
 most lieautiful pa.ss.-ige i 
 passages as the BibFe : but 
 
 n a lioo 
 
 exquisite story of Joso].li. Wii,, tamrht tl 
 
 iiav take rank al 
 
 )0\e 
 
 It IS 
 
 the 
 
 simplicity of language, their fel 
 
 above all, tl 
 
 tl 
 
 if'ir faculty of sinking themsel 
 
 lose ancient writers their 
 icity of expression, their ptithos, .ind 
 
 !ie reader and makinir th 
 
 ves entirely out of sight of 
 
 itself/ Shakspere is always present when oi 
 
 narrative stand out alone and 
 
 seem to tell 
 
 IS ])re.sent when we follow tl 
 
 Old Testament writ 
 
 ers are 
 
 Iden 
 
 march of his state] 
 
 le reads his book ; Macaul; 
 
 u 
 
 y sentences ; but th 
 
 trom view. 
 
 It the pit I have been speaking of is the ri<d 
 
 there, loni: 
 
 g ages ago, wiiicli is familiar to us all 
 
 it one, 
 
 Jacob had been pasturing their flock 
 
 scene transpired 
 in pictures. The sons of 
 
 uneasy at their Ion 
 thing had gone w 
 journey: he was only sevente 
 
 ■s near there. Their fatl 
 
 ,' absence, and .sent Joseph, his fi 
 i-ong with them. Ife traveled 
 
 ler 
 
 j;rew 
 ;inv 
 
 ivorite. to see if 
 six or seven day; 
 
 through that long stretch of the'vil 
 
 ■en years old, and. boy like, he toiled 
 
 Asia, arraved in tl 
 
 lest, rockiest, dustiest count 
 
 e pride of his heart, his beautiful claw-1 
 
 of many colors. Joseph Avas the favorite, and tl 
 
 ♦lyes of his bretl 
 
 I'cii: he had dreamed d 
 
 foreshadow his elevaticm far above all his family in tl 
 
 that 
 
 harmle.ss vanity of vouth in 1 
 
 was another; he was dressed well and hail" doubtless 'displ 
 
 ry in 
 
 lamnier coal 
 
 lat was one crime in tin- 
 
 reams, iiud interfireted them t-. 
 
 le far future, .md 
 
 iived the 
 
 brotl 
 
 lers. 
 
 The 
 
 se were crimes his eld(>rs fretted 
 
 ■cping the fact jirominentlv b?fore h 
 
 and [iroposed to imnisli when tl 
 
 • ver among themselv( 
 
 saw him coming up from tli<- Sea of <lalilee tl 
 vere glad. They said " Lo. 1 
 
 'pportunity should oH'er. When tl 
 
 ley 
 
 ey recognized him and 
 
 But Beuben {ileaded for his life, and tl 
 
 icre is this dreamer- let iis kill hi 
 
 111. 
 
 ley .s])ared it. But they 
 
 he lK».y. and strijipcl the hated <-oat from his back ami pushed 1 
 the pit. Jl>,y intend.Ml to let him <lie there, but Beul 
 iioerate hiiii .secretly. H 
 
 owever, while Ifenben wa 
 
 ) some 
 
 Tsl 
 
 iniat 
 
 litisl 
 
 while, the brethren" sold Joseph U 
 
 were journeying towar<ls Egypt. Snd, is the h istiirV of "x) 
 
 the sell-same jut is there in that pi 
 
 seized 
 
 liim into 
 
 H'li intended to 
 
 little 
 
 lo 
 
 s away for 
 
 I merchants wl 
 
 place, even to this d.-iy 
 
 ic pit. And 
 
 ill remain until the next detachment of 
 
 lIKl 
 
 tl 
 
 lere 
 
 deaecrators arrives from Wn^, Q„„h. . . „,, ^.,^„,„ 
 libly dig it up and carry it away with them. 1 
 
 iinage-breakei's ;iiid toinl 
 
 r ''/■/'//excursion, and they will ii-fal- 
 
 reverenco for the .solemn monunients of tl 
 
 or behold in thi 
 
 III IS no 
 
 f,'o they destroy am 
 
 ispare not. 
 
 Joseph became rich, distinguished 
 
 lord 
 
 overall the land of Egypt." Joseph was the' real kin- tl 
 
 I'' past, .,nd whither.soever ihev 
 
 powerful as the Bible expresse.s it, 
 
 le streiiiith. 
 
 it 
 
300 
 
 THE SACRED LAKE OK (;EXf:SHAHET. 
 
 for tli. princely Bo< kmi n Ti;: ', "■' ''f ^^ '^' ''''^ "^^^ '^ «o«'I ^on\ 
 I">.' i« that iH. w,^ Zt Lie WW?""V"' "T 'r '^'""^''^ "'^'"''«^ 
 
 nobility of dun' rt,,. ,T| t"fr -nT "'"'!'"''•'' "'' <■■""'!»■.*.».'&» 
 gorgeous sou of the desert say? ' ^""' ''^'' ^^'' 
 
 . i5i^^4:;r:sti,zsi;: t:ir';;;i*:si:,t;r""rM'" 
 
 instate, witli servants h^vrU- ,.e > ;^^^^^ -'"^l 'Jiltlivn, aiul traveling 
 
 Just l.efore we e:nue to Joseoh's Pit we li'i.l '• ,•«,•... i" i -n 
 a fow n.iles l,efore r.s with not .1./ T! ■•''""' "''^l there, 
 
 little J.rackish w.-ter in the t h, f .1 "^ ' ^l'*"'^ '"'*'''' ^^'^'''^ ^^■»« '^ 
 
PILGKIJI KN-THrsiASM. 
 
 
 301 
 
 At iioou we took a .swim in the Sen nf f '.,i;i„„ 1 1 
 this roastifs cliinato--,uul tl.en unci ■< .,, V'^'''^'"^ '"''^"^'"^'« '" 
 
 the fo.mtnia they call A n Ti , T^7 '' '^''V^'^^''^ "'^' %-t'<- "t 
 
 na..n. Every Hvule^ ^^^'^^ ^f, J "'r l;r;;l*''••^'■'^^ ''^'^^'^- 
 part of tJio world is ^l^bb<-,l^v^tlt tit o.^ ;'"''. f''''''^ *'^ this 
 
 familiar with the lUul.on, the «^ va t hl^ „ tl " a1 "' ""^^ '"'"'I'^^ 
 transports of adnuration over tl !>» .n/r vl f'T"'^'\>' *'^'^ "^*" 
 composition in writin^,^ their praises ' If 1 i /'''"'' ^'''''''' "^ 
 
 that have been diseh.mred n,H tirf.-nvV ^''^Ir*7 «"'^ -'""«ense 
 this region were coIleJle hook t";^;:i fT V'^' ''''''' --'-T "f 
 
 vol.imo to burn. ' ''''"''' "'"^^" =^ "»«t valuable 
 
 Diirinf,' luncheon, tlj>. i)ihM-iin entliiisi.i>.fc. ,,r 
 so li.ht-hcarted and happV ever sh^e tW ^ l "7." '';"'*•"' '''"* '""' '^^^"» 
 did little but .nntter inciher n 1. s^ ?s if ^"'^ r''"""*^ *^"^* t^'^^' 
 were they to >^ take slun i^ '• . i 1 • ' '""^*' •'^■•"■•'*^'>' ^'"t' so anxioi,; 
 that had^borne the ^SS.f ^i;;^ A o;;;^'^^^,^ v^'^' ^''-'l 
 
 :t: ™sr;ir?'Cf ;:;^tdi^-^ 7n';^;;.';^if;::;iia;:i 
 
 condilion thev n,i.,.l,t bit k " ■ itssk "'''':^' ^'"n '" '^''''' V'''<^'^^ 
 pnuleueo and buv"a m^o ^1^^ f li, ^f *'"" ^''^ -"«ide..t.ons of 
 8in;^le one for an" hour as niet f V« ^ '" " "'«tead of hiring' a 
 
 think of the ruin 1 u'rs s^ s ,k ' '"T "'"" '' ^'^^ ^ t'^-^'l-l^to 
 could not help n-ilect bo. ,1 "^ Performances n.ight resiilt in. 1 
 
 which they have tasted br the i s 'tin A.r? T\' ^ r^^''^'' ^^">^ 
 Lad a right to be surprised at tJ^lt ™^f ^ n^lilt: w f' ^'^^ '''^' ' 
 much concern. These men had been t-m. 7, ^ ^'''"'^ ">« s" 
 
 almost to worship, the holy l-la esMr^-e n S ei,. ." ^"""^■•^' ''' ''''''' 
 now. For many and many u vt- ] , J , "^ ^'^'^ f-'"'" '^""•^' ''''^tincr 
 
 thoughts by day and C d^li^.^;] 't^orL'^'T ^'"l ^'"*"^ ^'^^^^ 
 before it in tlu flesh-to see it ,s tlj •?'""' ^•'' '"^^'t" '^''> ^'^^""d 
 
 hallowed sea, and kiss tll^i:;:^^ J^ S^il^^.t^^r-J^ f^' -l-n the 
 aspa-ations they had cherished while a S'S^ 1 ''"'V -'^^T '"''' 
 seasons by and left its furrows in their f^^nS i w'^ ''' ^^'^^"'^ 
 mir. To look upon this picture ands il n,^; ' ^r^' ^'J'^'" t^'^"' 
 
 home ami its idols and jLrneW ^ oi a \ ^^f^'' ^^^'T ^'"- ^'"■^^"^^^» 
 weanne.s.s .and tribuhitien \VUf ! " !' thousands of nn'les, i,, 
 
 *.y ,..;u*.nc.. .„,„;:?*;,;;„ bit'. rXv tn;''i:ri;;'j^f/'» "'■.»■","- 
 
 lUejr W„|,„, Joy .„e „„„„ eve,.; »,',':S:,r "'"'"" ""' '"-'■"I 
 
 i4 
 *1 
 
 Ml 
 
:](\-2 
 
 WMV MK DID NOT SAM, ().\ (JAl.ILKK. 
 
 Jorda.,, and to tlio place whf.v tlio swine ran down into the .sea--„uick' 
 
 -and we want to eoast around every wliere -everywhere ?- all day 
 long / oonl.l sa, a year in these waters I-and tell him we'll on at 
 Mn«dala and fin.sh at Tiberias l-ask him how nu.eh?- any t / 
 uny Inn. whatever '-tell Imn we don't care what the expeii is > H 
 said to myself, I knew how it would he ] ^ 
 
 J'W;,Hso. (interpreting) -" He says two Napoleons -eight dollars " 
 
 ( )ue or two eonntenanees fell. Then a j)aus,., 
 
 " Too nnieh !- -we'll give him one I" 
 
 r never s]>all know how it was .1 shudder yet when f think how the 
 pl.iee .s given to n.iraeles- l.ut ni a single instant of time, as it seemed 
 to me, that slnp was twenty paces from the shore, an.l . pee.lin<. a^v 
 
 a I ( . to h nk ot it^; tins- tins- after all that overn.astering ecstaev ' 
 Oh. shame ul. shameful ending, after su,-h uns.-endv hoastin." It .L 
 too much l.ke '. Ho : let me at him.'" foUowcd I.y 'a pn.dent - Two "• 
 you hohl him- -one can hold me .'" 
 
 Instantly there was wailing and gnashing of .teeth in the eamu. The 
 two .Napoleons were oliered- moip if neeessnry--and pilgrims and dra-ro- 
 uan shouted themselves hoarse with ,. leadings to the retreatim^ boa men 
 to come back. But they sailed serenely away and paid no further 1 ee 
 to the pilgrims who ha.l dreamed all their lives of som<. ,lav skinunin 
 over the sacred waters of (laJilee and listening to its hallowed stor n 
 the M-luspenng ot its waves, and had .journeyed c.mntless leagues to do 
 It and--and then concluded that the fare was too high. JmperLn 
 Moham.nedan Arabs, to thinic such things of gentlemen of another faith - 
 Well, then, was nothnig to do but just submit and forego the i.rl.ilecr,.' 
 o voyaging on Umessaret. after coming half arou.ul the glol>e to taste 
 hat pleasure There was a time, when the Saviour taught here, that 
 boats were plenty among the iishermeu of the coa8t-)>ut boats and tish- 
 *.rm^u both are gone, lunv ; ;uid old Josephus had a fleet of men-of-war 
 in these waters eighteen .-enturies ago--a hun.lred and thirtv bold canoes 
 -■l>ut they, als,), h,ne passed away and left .u> sign. They battle here 
 no more by sea. and the commercial maiine of (lalihx. numbers only two 
 ,small ships, .justot a pattern with the little skiffs the <lisci,,les knew 
 One was lost to us for good- the other was miles away and far out of 
 K) we mounted the horses and rode grindv on "toward Ma.rdala 
 
 hail 
 
 Mant of means of passiii"- 
 
 cantering along the edge of tlx^ water for 
 over it. 
 
 How the piig.'inis abused each <.ther : Each said it was the other's 
 fault, and ea^>h in turn denied it. Xo word was spoken by the sinners ~ 
 even the mildest sarcasm might have been dangerous at such a time 
 Sinners that have botm kept down and had examples l:eld up to them" 
 and surtered frequent eetures, and been so put on in a moral way and in 
 tlie matter ot going slow an<l being serious and bottling up slan-' and 
 so crowded m regard to the matter of being proper and alwavs and for- 
 ever behaving, that their lives have become a bu.'.len t.i them, would not 
 
\l!OIT CAl'KaXArM. 
 
 ;{(•;{ 
 
 ♦•cstacy ! 
 
 It was 
 
 •Two „f 
 
 them to .lo it. ()tlienvilTl, - V M >T1' '* ''""''' ""^ "^•^•"•' *" 
 
 ^^th^ i:;t;:'s;;r"''^'j;^^^'^^-^'- - --'^ th..„. fair;: :^ 
 
 jU^th.n. h,..M,M. ,t sl,..v..l tl.ev wm. only poor l..„nan poopl. lij<. ,„, 
 I' MIS,, and .,eu". also, lie rai.sed Jainis's dau-l.tcv tVoni i\J .Ip„1 U. 
 
 
 I 
 
304 
 
 Christ's four bkothers. 
 
 journeyed to Tyre and Hidon. He choHe the twelve disciples and sent 
 
 saida and (horazin-v.llageH two ov three miles from ( !a,.ennu,n Tf 
 was near one of then, that th« .niracnlcus draft of ti ?»« i^ n osed In 
 hol^T *;'""' "T^ r- -as in the desert places no r t he o 1 "tU; 
 he fed the thousands by the miracles of the loaves and iZZ w 
 cursed then, both and (.-apernaum also, for no "p n im j : "Ii, t^! 
 great works he had done in their n.idst, an.l prophec ^a- . t .em 
 They are all m rums, now- -which is LM-itifvii.'r t,. fi, . ' '•■'•!"'"%"'"'i- 
 
 judgment "-an.l what business have mud-hovels at the Dv of II ' I, 
 
 W Capernaum, and he ali visited cC^.;rp.i^f"';V:^;;S.t^irt'" 
 hi« old home at Nazareth, and saw his i>ruthers ji is, ami Ju hs C 
 James, and Sunon-those i.ersons who, bein- own n-Xr V 
 
 Chr.^ one would expect toS.ear numti^ned TonXeil^'^vJi; '':'•;! 
 saw their names in a newspape.- or heard them from a i,ulr,i7 \\n 
 ever inquires what manner o/youths they were; and w e e ev W 
 with Jesus, play,Kl with lam aiul romped about him; ouarr Xd Si/ Id 
 concerim^g toys and trifles; struck him in anger, no s ism^h /w nt^h^^^^ 
 was ? Who ever wonders what they thou.oht when the'v s.w bin 
 back to Nazareth a celebrity, aiul liked hmg It is i f^mllia ken: 
 make sure, and then said, " It ;,s- Jesus ?" Who wonrl. « ^T f ? • 
 
 wonders if the brothers of Jesus asked liin! to come home ;vUl tW 
 and said his mother and his sisters were ^a-i^ned at hi- In,?,!? \ 
 
 would be wild with delight to see hisllitl^'^fe'^!:!^::;;-^; 
 thought to the sisters of Jesus at all?_yet he h^d sisters; and nemm-es 
 of them must have stolen into his mind ofton when he C i .' w ' 
 among strangers; when he was homeless and said he had not wler: t 
 
 carpenter. We know the family. We si' them e "rv d v Ire no? 
 Ins brot lers name.l so and so, and his sisters so and .o, ad ' is not hi 
 mother the person they call Mary ? This is absurd." He d d no cur e 
 las home, but he shook its dust from his feet and went away 
 
 Capernaum lies close to the edge of the little s.^a. in a small" vlain sonie 
 five miles long and a mile or two wide, which is mildi; imd with 
 
THE CRADLE OF CIlIU.STrAidTV. gpg 
 
 beautiful as ti.e books p.int om T ' . . '^'"■' "1^' '' ^Miviou.iy 
 look ui,on their conuainoss and live ' '"'"' ""' '"''""^"t" '" ^•••^'^ 
 
 < >no of the most ustonishi,,,, thin'-s that In ve v,.f ru 
 servntiou is the exceeilin-'lv shnll m't / ! ^ ^""''" '""'f^'' 'J^-'" ^>^i~ 
 
 t;- now flourishing phln^^r^S;;;;'''^"^'^ 
 
 .Saviour ever perfornuil was fro.n he,v t" " '""t"''^ J"'"-"'-'y "»" 
 
 to on., huiulrecl un.l twenty nh T J<' •usahnn-alumt onohnilred 
 
 Hidon sayabout sixty o^s^'nJv >ni^' "' L^s^^nT*' " '"" ^^"^ "' 
 -ns Animcan appreciation of distance; .v.^ ^ ' ^f . n' "^ '"'"' '^■''' 
 I'luces made most ].articnlarlv celebrit, ,1 1 v "■'*"'''">" «"'-gest-tho 
 
 >'e'u-ly all rii,dit he r. in fuH ^i , l i '^ ^'"' l'^'^"-'*',''^'^" «'*' ^-iH'i.t are 
 Leaving out^wo or lln.Js ^iu v^ o f th^"" -""''^ "' (^H'.u.unu 
 l>reaclK.l his gospel, and perf;>; a ! '^ n^ ^^ T;;!"'- '" "^'^"^ ^"^ ^'^^ 
 larger than an ordinary county in the Un t 1 ^ f r! -' """^i*^'-^^ •"> 
 can do to c,.nprehend'this st^el • " iTu^^^. ' '' '"' ""•^'' '"^ ^• 
 Iiave to read up a hun<lred .,,.-,«. ,,F l,;.f ^ '''''''■"^ '^ '•'="! out to 
 
 ftn- verily the 4lebmt(o,Jfe;: IJpV'v'^''^' '^^'^ "'" ^^"^^'^ '^'il'^s- . 
 How wearily, how b:nv 1^" u ^ " £;^''"''T ^"""' ^''^^"^ ^"'-o together 
 
 i-iuotin.> we ..ached i;^,:^,,;-;;;^^ - 
 
 •JO 
 
C 11 A P T E K X I. V I I I . 
 
 MAUDALA is not ii iKMntlfiil place. It is thoruii-lil\- Syriuii. aiui 
 tliat IS to say that it is tlioroun;liIy „gly^ and cnu.mcd, squalid. 
 um;uiafurtal)lo, aiul liltliy— just tlie stylo of cities that have adorned the 
 coiuitiy mim A.laiiis time, as ail writers have labored hard to prove, and 
 Ji;iv.) sneeei'ded. Tiie sti-eets of Ma,i(dala ar.^ any wlu.-ro from thr.;e to si.v feet 
 vide an.l reekm?.- with nncleanliness. The lioiises are from fivo to seven 
 teet hi;,'li, and all bailt upon one arbitrary plan— the )nit,n-aeefiil form of 
 <liy-goods box. The sides are dahbed with a smooth wliite ])last(U' ;ind 
 tastelidjy frescoed aloft and alow with disks of oamel-dunL' placed there 
 to ( ly. This o-ives the edifice the romantic ai>pearance of havin-- been 
 riddled with canon-balls, and im])arts to it a veiy v.-arlike aspect. When 
 the .nrti.st hns arre.nnc.a ],i« materials with an eye to just i)roi)ortion— the 
 wnall and tlio lar.ux! Hake.s in alternate rows, and sejtarated by carcjfully- 
 cousidered intervals— I know of nothin-,^ more cneerfid to look upon than 
 a_ spirited Syrian fresco. The Hat, ])lastered roof is -arnished by 
 l»ictures(jue stacks of fresco materials, which, having become thoroiedily 
 dried and cured, and placed there where it will bo coinenieut. ft is 
 used for fuel. There is no timber of any coiise(pienoe in Palestine- none 
 at all to waste upon tires— and neither are there any mines of coal. If 
 luy description has been intelligible, you will perceive, now, thata S(juare, 
 flat-roofed hovel, neatly frescoed, with its wall-top.s gallantly b:;stioned 
 and turreted witli dried camel-refuse, give.s to a landscape a feature that 
 IS exceedingly festive and picturesque, e.speciallv if one in careful to 
 remember to .stick in a cat wherever, about the premises, there is njom 
 for a cat to sit. There are no windows to a Syrian hut, and no chimnevs. 
 When I usetl to read that they let a bed-riddei. iniin down through the 
 roof of a house in Caiiernaum to get him into the presence of tlie 
 Saviour, I generally had a three-story brick in my mind, and mar\eled 
 that thty did not break his neck -svith the strange exiierinieiit. I perceive 
 now, liowever, that they might have taken him by the heels and thrown 
 Lim clear over the house without discommoding hun very much. Pa.les- 
 tme has not changed any since those days, in manners, customs, 
 architecture, or peo])le. 
 
 As we rode into ^Magdala n- .t a soul Avas visible. But the ring of the 
 honses' Jioofs roused the stupid population, and they all came troojting out 
 — old men and old women, boys and girls, the blind, the crazy, and the 
 
or.l) TIIIIMMAS. 
 
 no7 
 
 cnp,.!.,!, ,il in ra^'god, suil,.,l nn-l soautv mi.nont .,,,.1 ..11 >,) ;.. . i 
 
 l>y imtui-p, instinct i.n.I clnratim, Fr„v.. fi '• . ''"''^ ■"'^'^Mrs 
 
 di.l swan,.: H„w tlrv r.i fl *''" ^••■••"'»'-tortnn.,l va..,l,o,uls 
 
 throats, wiil/ H. c3 1 ; ^'•^'''''"'^'^ ""^ -f" t'''i'- i"<i.l..l 
 
 As w,. n.M- I Vi • , , ' "*"'■•■'■ '" " ^*"'''" '•'<•• that lM.f,„r 
 
 and 1.V .nan. u i i^^'l ;f: 'l^^ ''""^^ -' «'••'' t'"-^'' tl. ...vn 
 ind.-smvan.iulo.i 1, H^ t,l w. can., to a I.ran,l,i,-inf,.st..d 
 
 i"ff of St M rv Ar 1 ^ 7"n wind, liad l.-n. t].. vritahlo dwcll- 
 
 down portions o^tleWw.df-; /''''" 1'"^''"- t°"^< 
 
 and tJ.en wo ,l,.,!a, ';'! ' «i'"^-»n..n:s as ,s th.ir honored enst..,n, 
 
 TilSa:"^^"rnt'U!'':i.|:'r'' 'T^;.'-*.-^^-- ^Ih. .it, ..an. of 
 peoi,h.-w,Jar<Tnotl ! !T\ '"*"'''" •"■^''^'■"" "'"'^ J^'^k.d at its 
 
 itidistanor Thl? ^1±^^^ Its ,..o,l« a ro best examined 
 
 their .lower strnn.Mn.on Jl! • ^''" ""■^- I^^"' yo'-'.^T ^von.en wear 
 toi.of t].o]u.n ^7;";/ T r^""^^ "■"''" <lownward fron. tin- 
 together or inhorUe ^A^^t!^'"^' '''"T ^""" "''^'■'' ^'-y ^-ve raked 
 
 few had been y^ryLJlt^^^^^C^'^''' "" r"' "T^^''^"' '•"*^^'-' 
 in their own rii,ht-woi.t ' ,, t ' t'" ■ ] "'''" ''^i^'-'^ses worth, 
 
 much as nine ,lolla rs a u Ir ' jl "i?T" ^ '"'^'''* ^""^'"•'^ *" ^'^^'^ <''« 
 come aeross one of th .^ 1 \ "'^' ^"''^" '"'" '•"•'"• ^^'J'f>» von 
 
 for buckshoes SI e^jl tr'""""^' '""^^ "'' "■-• ^''" -"' "ot I-sk 
 assnmes a^ ernshin^ i- ,1 ? , ''"" ^'"''""^ "^ "'^''"«' fan,i]iaritv. She 
 
 tooth comb and ; ;;;; :i'^ , ;' i;::s^r "r'^ ?r"'"'"^ '-'''' ^'^^' ^"''- 
 
 at an. Some peiple e;;;/not ialldVis;;^: "^ '' "'" "'••"' ""* ^'^'^^^'^^ 
 
 with'tL1ndii;^;-baShXi 'r'7' .'^^■^I-^^^-J-'^-^. body-snatchers, 
 each ear, are tl e o f n i i^ ' / j^' '^ ?" enr^ dangling ,lown in front of 
 Scri,,tnr;s. Verily ti;,;;/''^T'ft^'"''« PI'a'-asees we read of in the 
 
 and Vithont othe ^wSn^^ one nSl f "^ T"^^ '^^ ^i'"^''' ^^ ^ ^t^l^'. 
 ness was their spoeiah'tj ' "'''^ """!'""* *''='* ^'Ifrigliteous- 
 
 named after the En p r^ S "n " "it' i 'T",'- "' f"^;" *'•"' ^•■^''*^^^' ""'' 
 the site of what m„JtCv;t:ru.J,:'t";;^^^''* ^^ ^^''"^!- "1-^ 
 architectural pretensions iud-i.^ b^ fl ""^- ' , '""'' eon«id,..rable 
 
 scattered tlirough Tib"" ;suid down . , ?' l\''l'''^^^"^^ J""''^'" ^^^^ «r« 
 s xiotuasana down the lake shore southward. These 
 
sm 
 
 «|>\TKA8TED SC'KXEUV. 
 
 m 
 
 W(>ro m.U.I, ..nc- aii.l y.,t. ultl.ouKl, tho «toiu, is about as hanl as iron 
 
 lesH t ,0 <..h( la-y mlunuMl wmv (li.stiu-ui.shr.l „iur.) lur ..l.v.uuv than 
 
 Kraudour Hus „.o.I.,.m U.svn- .TilK.rias'-i.s ouly nH.u.iu.a..l iu • New 
 
 it'Ktaiiicut ; luncp ill till. Old, ' • ui uu .>icw 
 
 Tl... Sanli..,Iri.,MuH, licm la.st. a.ul Cur tliivo li.iii.hvd v.-ans TiluM-ias 
 
 was tlu, n.otn.poliHorth., J.u-s iu Palostinr. It is o . • ,? t , Vr 
 
 .olyc,t...s o tl... Is,..u.Ii,,.s. and is t„ 11..,,. wl.t M... is " , A .,W 
 
 '-'-•-m.l .J..n,s:, nn to tla- Cluistian. Jt has luru Ih.al.idi,,./, Kc f 
 
 '"""y "••^'•■"■'l "u.l lU.uous Jewish ral.hins. Th..y Ho Inuin h • a , 
 
 noar th<.u la, also tw.uty-liv. tho„sa>al of tlni.. Lth who t.a vol ..I Ur 
 
 to Ik, near tla.,a wh.l.. tluy liv..,l and li. with th..,a wh.u th.-v 1 i • Tho 
 
 ^n. llMn J!..a Jsnad sp.ut thnu, years hco in tia- .a.l J i of to 
 
 tliu'd coiitiiry. JLms dc-a.l, now. "" ' 
 
 Tho c<.l.-l.nitcd H.a of (;ali!,.„ i., not so lai-<, a s... as J.ak'o Talu,..* l.v 
 .t ...od d..al -t ,s just al,out two-thirds as lar^-. And wh. w 'co no t^ 
 sneak ot l.oanty tins sra is no nuav to ho .'■oiai.nv.l to ' i.h ,. t n 
 mendmu of lon-itu.lo is to a rainlx.w. Tin. Ji,a w Uris of s „ 
 |K;ts,p.st tholin.pid l.rilHancyof Tahoo; ti::; .l^ "h / '^ hlw 
 Inllocks of rocks au.l sand, so .k-void of porspoctivo, can not s ' . st th^ 
 MJ-aud i,..tk8 that coa.pass Tahoo liko a wall, and whoc hl^ .ad 
 .■I.asmod fronts aro clad with stately pines tha sccni to -^row s r U 
 snuU or as ,h.,. . .indj. till ouc n.ight fancy thon. rodaco:l^^" " a 
 si d> far opward, where tlioy join tho everlasting snows. Silen o 
 . ohtudo brood over Tahoo ; and silene<, and solitu.ro brood also over Is 
 h.k.; CJencssarot. But tho solitude of tho one is as che-r tVd nl 
 fascnnahng as the solitude of the other is .lisnad and nMHIanl 
 
 111 tlie eorly n.ornin,!,^ one w.^ohe; iho silent bat lo of ilawu and 
 < arl ness upon (he waters of Tahoo with a placid int.uvst ; but when ho 
 shadows sulk away and one by one the hidd .i t.cautie f t L„re 
 unfold then,solv..s ,n the full splendor of noon ; when tho si Z^r£"L 
 belted hke a rn.nbow w.th broad bars of blue and .^...n an.I wh e ha ? 
 the .hstance from cuvuniforence to c.ntre ; ^vhcn in the la.y ™^^ 
 ^ternoon,ho lies in a boat, far out to who,; tho .Ld hlj^ ZTZ 
 
 dis; ':^rj:^url^Zi:7.t:'':jT .:•''-" ^^-- the boat 
 «a.. by tl. hour down tili^Ju jrthe ei^La, d:.;;nr:i ^t^^ t;:;^:;::: 
 
 of the peoldcs and reviews the finny armies gli-Un,^ in pro'-ession a 
 hnndr^lfeet ludow; when at ni;^ht ho seos n.il^n and sUii "u^ lin 
 vidgos featliered with pines, juttini,' white capes, bold proniont a^ios n 
 Hwe(,Ms of iM,p,l sceneiy topped with bald ;^Iinuue in-^ p" ks i il".^n" 
 nrhcently pictu,.d m the polished mirror of Ihe lake, i'l ISt^t; "S 
 
 -;i/r'":';:;''lJ;:^;:.;;^,S";;,rf ;>■'--- ^ ;- '-• --:'• '--"• -^'^ it than 
 
 ii>)t lai'atKJii It. ■ ' 'u-iuxii.iK 
 
 of lill 
 
 f:a.l 
 
 the !!!! 
 hills, ] 
 
oaiMK'n oprxiox. 
 
 301> 
 
 dftml, tl.o tiau.,,„I int,„.Ht tluifc was l.on. w„J, ,1 • , 
 
 «loo|H-i..s, hy s.u-M ,|,.^,,,r.s till it cm!. I. W " '""'•'""?? •I'"<'|km..s an.l 
 
 Tt is .s,;iit„.|., C l.i is „ 1 ' '^ "' ';''^^ ".' '•^'^i^'l'-'^ fH.vination ! 
 
 "•>t tl.. .„,t„f sniitu I, ,, U ""■ '" '""'^'•' '^ •><l'"nviM. iM.t it is 
 
 f'.int into v„-^.„. prMNi.rtivt I, f 1 ""^''. ""'""•"' »'"" ♦'"'•• ""<l 
 
 «tu,.i.i viii... .r'Ti..!.n.' ^i j r!'';;,i :i;•''■^''V'''"'?''':'' ^ ^'"^ 
 
 I'^'i'"^; you.!,..- ,h,s„i,it. .Lciivitv wi:,. • '^'V*^"";'''''' I'l"""- of 
 
 'J-vn into tl.., so,,, ,„ul ,l..ul.tl..ss'tl. ;: i tl^^Z " V'"" n''"^"'" '"'^ 
 or wo au.l ..,t ,|,...vvn,.,l int,> tl,. 1... '; a |" "'' *" T"7'^ '''^11 
 «'H. n 1.1..." ; tins cIou,ll,-ss. Llisfri, 'rs . ! ,':."^^" *" ir '""•'"'■ '" 
 I'lkf. ivposin;,' within its rim nf v M i •.'. *'" ^ ■^"''■""'. Si'illc^s, tintlcss 
 
 '-■-.;; Justus .■x,,4;::rr ,•;::;;' r ;;; / ^"^^'' ^^-i' !-•<«. -» 
 
 •"Story o„t of tl.,.',,,„.,tion ) as .mi / '" '"' ''''''■" '^^ ^"'''""•• 
 
 "xist, r think. " ^""'^ ^'"' '•"'•'^' '"<" ' ■ ^1<'"P- mother, non. 
 
 •'lit I slioiild n„t (.H'cr the cviil..!.,.,. «. 4i 
 
 'l<'f<-M,s,. unhnar.!. Wn. ( ' ) ri ^'"' '"'"^ *^^"^'«'^ "'"^ '^''^vo the 
 
 m. I . l.nnics ilcposos as follows :_ 
 
 '•••'SM. IM whirl, it li,.s. Tllis is V,>n f .• . 7" •'^ ••''^"■"•tfli ^tic «f it is thr .K.,.„ 
 
 ex..Tt .t ,1,.. l,nv>.r ..,■.!, a 1 s ZZi^'tu'^ '",""''"";' '^ " '''■"'• '^" "1' e^ 
 
 fim-M ,s i.pok..,. ,•„„! ,!iv,.,si.i,.,i .v' 1 Kiv ;; r::^^^ '^■''"■'' """" <■•■ ""-• "•ci..>.st 
 
 way .,nv„ thron.-i. ,1,.. .si,l,..s ,.C tl„. la , i, ,,''■'■■'■''"'' r ^y'"'"' ^^'"'^ ^'»^"- 
 
 Nh.i- hl.,.,.ia.s tl„s,,. I,anks n>v n.kv a 1 'if, ",''"'"" '" '-''» «"""y valleys, 
 .loons towai-,1 tli.. water. Tli.-v sei;. ■/,. L •■''•l"il'lnvs ..pn, , ,|„,,„ .^^^ „; ... 
 
 «U'.1u,s, tlK.ysliouM walk 10^1. an „. ,;''"/"''•'" "^ ''<"' ^'""'I'l n-ach' the 
 <>i. tlie ..ast, the wild au.l .les..lat'MuU,h ■?.'''', ' '■'•";•'' ' «l'"i""'^ ''^'"Uty. 
 
 h.s w,„te erowa to heawa with a , r ' , ^ i.i I V ''"^''' ''?'" ' *''^' «'■". ''''"'S 
 ot a hna,h,.,i .ueneratioas. Oa tlu' t ..'^ I , ^ ^f''*''"'''''' " '"""-' *''"^''''l'^ 
 this i,s the oaly tree of aav size vis In , f I *'"" """ '""' '"«'^' ^'v, ami 
 
 ?".'lvraIa,siatheeityolTiln.H rtl ritssH^^^^^ " •""' ^"' ' -'^-I't ^Uew 
 t.oa haa woal.l a foreit. The w lo] a ^^./n„ ,? '''^'T, l'"'^'""" ""' ■'•^ »'">•- "ttea- 
 woal,lex|.oet aa.l.hsire the .warn- n''.; .'/';'' "''"'' '« I" 'i^fly what we 
 caha. The very aiountaias arc eaha." ^'^''''''^--^''''^ '" '^^S «>aa,l 1 .ty. l.ut .luie? 
 
 ton will hoYound llineath ""''"'^ ^'^ •'^^'^I'l'^'*' *'''>"^ '^ '-'^kele- 
 
 lightly rJe^,\viU;SrhS^^^.:t::1nS ^"^^ '■'''' """ 
 
 Inlli l-shonhi h^rLdot X n^:'"" «t..ins • ' (low%lesolate 
 
 .; m tlie north, a mountain cullod Hennou 
 
310 
 
 C. W. E. S Ol'lMO.V. 
 
 %vitl, SHOW cm it ; i.eculiurity of tliu picture, ••calmness;" its uromiucut 
 leatiire, one tree. 
 
 _ No ingenuity could make sucli a picture beautiful— to one's actual 
 VLSion. 
 
 1 claim tlie riglit to correct misstatements, and liave so corrected the 
 color ot the water m the above recapitulation. Tin; water's of CJenes- 
 .saret are of an exceedingly mild blue, even from a high elevation and a 
 distance ot live miles. Close at liand (the witness was sailing on tlie 
 lake,) It IS liardly i)roper to call them blue at all, nuich less " deep" blue 
 1 wish to state, also, not as a correction, but as a matter of opinion, that 
 Alount Hermon is not a striking or pictuivstpie mountain by any meaius 
 being too near tlie height of its immediate neighbors to l)e so. ' That is 
 all I do not object to the witness dragging a mountain fortv-li\e miles 
 to help the scenery under consideration, because it is eutiivlv" proper to 
 do it, and besi(h's, the jiicture needs it. - i i 
 
 " (A W. E.," (of " Life ill the Holy Land,") deposes as follows :— 
 
 U,,"/^^"''""*'''"^ ^TJ^'v ""•■osoni.Hl iininn,^. tlie Calik.aii liilLs, i,. thu.nid.st of that 
 utZ"" ^f''f^"}^'y f •^1';", '""I >;^'l;l'tali, A.siu.r .n,l Ihu,. The ..,„•.. ol' the .sky 
 IHMi eta ,.,s tlie deptli.s ot the lake, and tlie wntei-.s are sweet and cool. Ou the west 
 stre eh iroud lertiie i.hnns ; on the north tlie roeky .slior.'.s rise stei. hy .step untirin 
 the Jar distanee tower the snowy Iiei-hts ol'Heriiion; ou the east throu.di a iiiistv veil 
 are see,, ui the high plains of Pen,,, whiel, .st retell away in rugged iiiouiitaiirs "lead- 
 ing the iijui.l hy varied iiath. towai'd Jenisalwa the iiolv. I'krwers l,h,oi,i ii, thi.s 
 tenvstriid iiai'adise, one.- heautiful and verdant with waving trees ; sin-dn-r binis en- 
 chant the ,,„• ; the tnrtle-dove s.K,tlios with it.s soft note ; tl'ie .'rested lark fends units 
 song toward heaven, ai,d the grave and stately stoik inspires the niind witli thoindits 
 and leads it oi, to meditation and repose. Life here was onre idvllie, eharniin- -'liere 
 were ouee no r,eh, no imo,. no high, no h)w. It was a world of ea.se, siinpIi.dtV ami 
 beauty ; now it is a .srene of desohition and niiserv " ^ 
 
 Tl 
 
 lis is not an ingenious picture. It is tlie worst I 
 
 .scribes in elaborate detail Avhat it tei 
 
 closes with the startling infoiiiiation that tl 
 desolatioii and nu'ser//. 
 
 ms a " terreiitrial paradise. 
 
 lis paradise is " a 
 
 ever saw. It de- 
 11(1 
 
 scene 
 
 of 
 
 I liave given two fair, average specimens of the character of testimony 
 ottered by the majority of the writers wlio visit tl ' 
 Of the beauty of the scene I can not 
 
 us re<rion. 
 
 One 
 
 !^ys, 
 
 say enough," and then proceeds 
 
 to cover up with a woof of glittering sentences a thing which, when 
 strip[,ed for inspection, proves to be only an unobtrusive basin of water 
 some mountainous desolation, and one tree. The other, after a conscien- 
 tious effort to build a terrestrial pauidise out of the same materials, with 
 the addition of a " grave and stately stork," spoils it all bv blunderin<r 
 upon the ghastly trutli at the last. " ° 
 
 Nearly every book concerning Galilee and its lake describes the 
 scenery as beautiful. No— not always so straightforward as that 
 Sometimes the impression intentionally conveyed is that it is beautiful 
 at the same time that the author is careful not to say tliat it is, in plain 
 teaxon. But a careful analysis of these descriptions will show' that tlie 
 materials of whicli they are formed are not iudividuallv iKjautiful, and 
 
PKNOMIXATIONAL .SHJUT-yKKINci 
 
 311 
 
 <'.;iu not bo wrouglit into convl,i„Mtions tliat are Ixniitifnl TI. . 
 
 tion ami tJ.e affection wl.icl, some of tliose men St tl, A '"?'" 
 
 '1'^;;. ;.' ™y n,... if .1,0, ,.i,r„„t , Je;.(ve' ,;!r.,,.*ii-;';: ,,;;{,:;■■:• -^ 
 
 m Rob nson WJiif tliPi- ^,;,) ,.,) /i »'woiu i toiuul it attei'wai-d:* 
 Book." Thcv Inve s ,X,. ., '* "\ ^^'•. "^""1''^"h's '• J.an.l an-l tho 
 
 pil^'rim's creed. '-unics-AMth tJie tnits varied to .suit e ioli 
 
 PiJgrinis, sinners and Arabs 
 Labor in loneliness is irksome. 
 
 now, 
 
 nnice I made my last fi 
 
 tew notes, I huva 
 
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 i 
 
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 •l,#i 
 
312 
 
 THi: SACIIKI) SKA JJY XlCHT. 
 
 been sittino- outsule the tent for lialf un Imm- TV.Vl.f ; ^i i- 
 even the mont uniu.pressiblo nu.styiehl to the dnl ny in u™ ^s of hS 
 
 to st:.n,I upon its stni^^e and proclaim its hv^h deorees BuV\n t Hn^ 
 light one say.; Is it for the deeds whid, Avn'o'^no nd the I- 
 
 ^e^Z' "''' "■"■ "'"*"^^"*^ *''^^* ^^'-1' *'»' eircun^ferenee o? ^^ 
 
 -.^cLa?"uXh";^ ^* ""''; "^"" "'^^'* ^"^^ ^'^^'^'-^ '^»^ mcon,ruitios 
 •iKi citatoil a theatre propor for so grand a drama. 
 
J >■■':' 
 
 CHAPTEE XLIX. 
 
 icongniities 
 
 three SNvims arc equal to a IS u'e ti 1^ ' '"'"' ""* ^="'^'''' ''"* 
 
 visible in tl.e water l.ut wo I'l ^'"p."'^* ^Tliorc wore ].lpntv of fisli 
 
 lite.at.u.e of like ^o^^tt^o i^llJ^!'' ^"^ ^^°"'^'" '-'^. V^^o. 
 l>e l.ad in th.- vilhu^o of TiLevinl '''p " '*-''^^'' • ^liere were no iish to 
 mending, their nets b^t ,tZt ■ ' ""'\ ''''''' *'^" '^^^ *^'''^"^ va.,.vl,on(l^ 
 
 Wo did not <lnfa f '■^''"^^' *'' ""*"'' nnythin.c with thenl 
 
 Ihac nodScf .S^';:;i^7''™' ''='*t,^-'> -i'- ^-1"- Tiberias. 
 
 and l-.upted n"i^' ;;: di^i^^r^:, t^"' "^T' /^ "^^'^ '^^'•''»^' ' 
 indifference was. It tm-, ed ^ + 7^'^* .*'"\'^^'"'«° -^^ tins unreasonable 
 them. I have conceive Irf «"" I 'l.y because Pliny nuntions 
 
 Pliny and St. Cl Tec ul ? .o "'"^''^'T'l!'*'^''!" unfriendliness t,)war<l 
 that I can have nn Sf Tt T '"" '\ ^ '''' '''''"' ^^''■"'^ ""^' '^ l''-" 
 
 p^>i hns been t^ thli^ L,^n:^ pS;;^;;; ^^™s.^;r '^{"^-^ ''-'^ '^■ 
 
 if-era,iratedt!f;;!!;t:f'l;^t:;^ar^^^^^ 
 
 young-say thirty yL of ...< ( n if M^;rh::!''7'^r'';''""f 
 51 gorgeous voIImw nnd rn,l ..f • '/ \' ;^ '» '^'' ''<' Imu el.)S.ly bound 
 
 fringed with t.ssis],; i f " '"'^ 'l^^ ''''''' ''^"'''' onds, ' lavishly 
 
 wind. F,^ f :,s s ;;rr "" •"' '■" ?"''"'''''^ '"»' '''^"-'i -^th ti^ 
 
 that M-as a ^ciy bu-:sn n b. 1 l"'' "' "'r'''*^ ^'t' '^ ^•'^''" ^^^I't .In.-n 
 Waek and whit -. , f] i'T' "' "T'"' '•""^ ^i"'-- ''^n. of 
 •sten> of a chibouk nvLd ''"'- ,■^■"i'••:;^^•^"'••'^ "Pl-arently. II,.. ].ng 
 
 Athwart his ),Sc XI^ ;'''•' /•^T''^';'. ^^^■: '^'''^^•'' ''i^ 'i^U shoulde.- 
 was an Aral, g i/ o^^ ^ ;! ^^ '^''"l^'''? ^''^'' "^"•"' '''^ ^"^'^ ^'"••''^'-•• 
 plating from sh.^ c ca^ , ^ "' t^V T" ''''""'''' "'^'' ^'^^^^ 
 barrel? About his wvis ws ' /'' 'aeasureless stretch of 
 
 ateiy finished in,t:ui;t;i^n;;fni;v"' T' " '■"'' "^■••^"'-'- 
 
 and among the ba4' f( Ids . f tha ean.e frou, sun,,,tu,a,s i'.asia, 
 formidable' batter ;t\dl.., . "; ''""' '^^""■'^ y'"'^^"' ^■'-'» '^ 
 
 !i*« 
 
314 
 
 AX APi'ARITIOX. 
 
 ; f r "^", 1 l^'T"'^''«"« ^''"'k of vast tassels tliat swung from 
 
 tliat sack 1,., and clanging against the iiou shovel of a stirnn. that 
 pn^od the svamor's knees np toward Ins chin, was a crook ^^ii^ 
 c ad sc.enK.tai- of such awful din.ensions and such iniplacahh, express o, 
 that no n>an nught hope to look vipon it ami not shudder. Tin/ We 
 H-H lK.di.ened pnnce whose p,-iviiege it is to ride the pjny and lead The 
 ephant ,n<o a country village is j.oor an.l naked compared to this chaos 
 
 doCn'uI^Hnf ' "^^"^^*'-^" ^^^^ -« ^he trendding en,ui.y all 
 
 "Our guard: Fro.a (ialileo to the l.irthplace of the Saviour the 
 country is infested with fierce- Bedouins, whose sole happiness i« i's iu 
 
 11^, hhe ^Ih'' "•' ""' "" "'"'^^^ ■"''' "^"^•^^*'^' --»-'i"y ChHslL" 
 
 ■'i-lJtlil lit! Willi lis. 
 
 horili^' will!'' ''' 'TT'\ Would you send us out an^ong these desperate 
 Jiou es, ^vlth no salvation in our utmost need but this old turret I" 
 
 vort l^T'''-f ^'''^''-'^-'^^.^ '>t tl'« facetiousness of the siniile, for 
 ei t 'wl ^T ?■ If '^'"''' "'■ *''"* ''^•^'y'^">=^'^ ^'ever yet lived ipou 
 ti t o • '; i?^ "' '"" '" ^i'"^'*'^* appreciation of a joke, even though 
 tf at joke ueie so l.road and so ponderous that if it fell on him it would 
 flatten him hke a postage stamp_the dragonmu Luighed, and then 
 
 "t ;:;"ti^ ^^r'Tf' ''"' "'" ^" ^^'^ •'^■'^"' ^^^ ^'^^^' i---S 
 
 to extremities and v/mked. 
 
 In .straits like these, when a man laughs, it is encouraging ; when he 
 
 wour?l - l-'^-fb- ™'-"J.'- He finally intimated^tluU^oue guard 
 would he sufhcient to protect us, l.ut that that one was an absolute neces- 
 sity. It was because of the moral weight his awful panoply would liave 
 with the Bedouins. Then I said we didn't want anj g„!,nl at a 'l If 
 one fantastic vagabond could protect eight armed Christians and a uack of 
 ;^ht'''M 1 T\ *''^''"""',«"f ly f'^^t detachment could ,>rotect them- 
 lookt tr " / I'" ^'T;' ^lonl^tfully. Tlum I said, just think how it 
 looks-thi u: how It would read, to self-reliant Americans, that we went 
 sneaking hrough this deserted wilderness under the protection of this 
 mascpiera-hng Arab, who would break his neck gettin-i out of the coun- 
 try It a man that was a man ever started after him. It was a mean low 
 degrading position. Why were we ever told to bring navy r^vdve^' 
 with us It we had to be protected at last by this infamous stu-s^ anS 
 
 I rode to the front and struck up an acquaintance with King Solomon- 
 m-all- .i,s-glory, and got him to show me his lingering eternitv of a -nin 
 It had a rusty liint lock ; it was ringed and barred and plated with silver 
 trom end to end, but it was as desperately out of the peri.endicnlar ,us 
 m-e the billiard cues of '49 that one finds yet in service in the a cient 
 nuiung camps of California. The mu.zle was eaten by the v .s of 
 
swung from 
 .stirrup that 
 )ok(Hl, silver 
 e expression 
 Tlu; fringed 
 11(1 load the 
 to this chaos 
 cry jioverty 
 erwhcluiinj' 
 
 eiupiiry all 
 
 Saviour, the 
 ss it is, in 
 : Christians, 
 
 se desperate 
 
 ret?'- 
 
 simile, for 
 lived upon 
 
 '■en though 
 
 in it would 
 .'uid then, 
 proceeded 
 
 ; when he 
 one guard 
 lute neces- 
 i'ould have 
 at a'l. If 
 d ii })ack of 
 )tect theni- 
 ink how it 
 t we went 
 -»n of this 
 the eoun- 
 nean, low, 
 revolvera 
 r-spangled 
 man only 
 
 Solonion- 
 :>f ii gun. 
 dth silver 
 licular sus 
 e ancient 
 e rust of 
 
 A DISTIXOflSIIKI) PANORAMA. 
 
 
 315 
 
 ^ e Js^ ^ '^"^ tnagn.e-work, like the end of a hurnt-out stove- 
 k an o ; !' p-'^-'-l'l 1— d within-it M-as flaked with iron rust 
 
 ri.i If l: T '" "''''• ^'^^^'''^^^-^''l til. ponderous pistols and 
 snapped then. Ihey were rusty insid,., too-had not I.een loadeil for a 
 
 ^lir ;;;;;■ , i 'T 'r';- 'f "' -~y--"t, .n.i reported to «,' 
 
 tie it- f Ii '' '''^^I'^I^-y^ this disn.autled fo-lress/ Itcanieout! 
 
 tJiui. Ihis fellow was a retainer of the .Sheik of Tiherias. He uas 
 source of (Jovern.uent revenue. Jle was to the Empire of Tiberias what 
 
 .t.Kl dia.ged heui for it. It was a lucrative source of tMuohuncnt and 
 
 I knew the warrior's secret n.w ; I knew the hollow v.nutv of hi.s 
 riLsty trumpery and .lespised his asinine con.placency. I told on hinT 
 =uul with reckless daring the cavalcade rodt straight ahe^ ht S 
 IKa-.Ious solitudes of the desert, and scorned his frauric warni.. f t e 
 inu dation and death that hovered about them on everv shle 
 
 Arrived at an elevation of twelve hundred feet alxne th<3 lake (I 
 ough to mention that the lake lies .six hundred feet below the level of 
 the Mediterranean-no traveler ever neglects to llourish that fra-nnent of 
 ^ws in us letters,) as bald and unthrilUng a panoran.a as any h d^f 
 afioid, perhaps, was spread out befon, ns. Yet it was so crowded with 
 
 ;^ e'sm T""''''^''"' '!■ ''" */" l"^^"'^ '^'''' ^''^^-^ '--^ -"«-^ ''l'0"t 
 like a^ iKivenient. Among tla. localities comprised in this view, were 
 Mount Hermon ; the hills that border Ce.iarea Philippi Dan the 
 
 t]u^t^ ^'^ !, .^^ Caperiuum; Bethsaida ; the suppo.sed .scenes of 
 its'^ .;';.'' fi'V^''?,'' \'- f''«'i"S-of the multitudes and the miracu- 
 loLsd aught of fashes; the declivity down which the swine ran to the 
 htl •"'n,': "f ;7^:"^'^ f-\^* "f the Jordan ; Safed, " the city set upon a 
 u 1, one of the^ four holy cities of the Jews, and the place where they 
 believe the real Mes.siah will appear when he comes to ii<leem the wor d^ 
 
 heu la, t fight, and in a blaze of glory passed from the stage and ended 
 the r si^endul career forever ; Mount Tabor, the traditionaf scene of the 
 
 dolt :) "'^ '"" " 'i""*'^*^"'^ (iinjierfectly remembered, no 
 
 iti 'l,l''n. ''l''"'"'',";^r' "".t }'■'"? '='^"'"l "I'"n to Shan, iu the rirh .si„al,s of the \mmon. 
 
 tisli ^^ta■, ass,.„,l,lc,l a ,..,^^],ty host to Hght against .leptha, Ju.l'., of s. i ef Z 
 
 b,.,nK api.risj.d .,1 tluar apiuoac-li, j^atluuvd to|.-th.T tla- nu'n of r«n.. an ,■ v'e th m 
 
 r 
 
316 
 
 LAST HATTLK or TUi; CUrSADKS. 
 
 We jo,2:go(l !il()ii,c; poiicofully over tlio ^'rait ciiniv.iii route fi-nin Diinirts- 
 cus to JcnMiSiilom and Egypt, jr.st Lnhia aiul otlioi- Hyriuii liiuiilots. 
 pcrcliod, in the mnuryiug stylo, u]>())i tlu* sTiiiiiiiit of stoop mounds and 
 hills, and fencod round about Avitli giant cactuses (tlio sign of worthless 
 laud), with iirickly (loars upon thfin like hams, i.nd camo at last to the 
 battlo-iicld of Ifattin. 
 
 It is a grand, irrogular i)l;itoau, and looks as if it might have been 
 created for a hatthvfiold. ITern the ])eorloss Saladin met the Cin-istian 
 host some seven hundred y(!ars ago, and broke their power in I'alestine 
 for all time to come. There had long been a truce between the opposing 
 forces, but, according to the truide-JJook, llaynaidd of (.'hatillon, Lord 
 of Kerak, broke it by phindeiing a Damascus caravan, and refusing to 
 give up either the merchants or their goixls when Saladin demanded 
 them. ^ This conduct of an insolent ])etty chieftain stung the Sultan to 
 the (piick, and he swore that he would slaughter llaynauld with his own 
 hand, no matter how, or wln.-n, or where ho found" him. U >th armies 
 ])repared for war. \hnhv the weak King of .T(a-usalem w^as the very 
 flower of the Christian chivalry. lie foolishly com|)elled them to 
 
 undei 
 
 rsro 
 
 lo- 
 
 o' t'-Nhausting march, in the scorching sun, and then, 
 without water or other refreshment, ordered them to encamp in this 
 open plain. The splendidly mounted masses of Moslem soldiers sweitt 
 round the north end of Genessare^ burning and destroying as they came, 
 and pitched their camp in front of the o])posing lines. At dawn the 
 terrific fight began. Surrounded on all sides by the Sultan's swarming 
 battalions, the Christian Knights fought on without a hope for their 
 lives. They fought with desperate valor, but to no purpose ; the odds 
 of heat and numbers, and consuming thirst, were too great against them. 
 Towards tlu; middle of the day tlio bravest of their 'band cut their way 
 through the Moslem ranks, and gained the summit of a little hill, and 
 there, hour after hour, they closed around the banner of the Cross, and 
 beat back the charging squadrons of the enemv. 
 
 But the doom of the Chi-jstian jiower was sealed. Sunset found 
 Saladin Lord of I'alnstine, the Ciiristian chivalry strewn in heai)s upon 
 the field, and the King of Jerusalem, the Grand JIaster of the Templars, 
 and Raynauld of Chattillon, captives in the Sultan's tent. Saladin 
 treated two of the prisoners witli princely courtesy, and ordered refresh- 
 ments to be set before them. When the King handed an iced sherbet 
 to Chatillon, the Sultan said, " It is thou that givesb it to him, not I." 
 He reimunbered his oath, and slaughtered the hapless Knight of Chatillon 
 with his own hand, 
 
 I was hard to realize that this silent i»lain had once resounded with 
 martial music and trembled to the tramp of armed men. It Avas hard 
 to ]ieople this solitude with rushing columns of cavalry, and stir its 
 torpid pulses with the shouts of victors, the slirieks of the\vounded, and 
 the flash ot banner and steel above the surging billows of war. A 
 desolation is here that not even imagination can grace with the pomp of 
 life and action. 
 
•MOUNT TAllOl!. gjy 
 
 ;vho!. .out,., ,n..ehK.s" lawK^sli^-air:; K;i.iS,.!;""T::.. i^s.^sir 
 
 taiy and alone, a giant se.itincl al.ovo tli,- Plain of Ks.lru.l ,n ."^ 
 
 s.n.e lonrteen In.nclml foot al.ovo the sun..wn.l //h ; : ;,. ^, '^ 
 «,no s,.n.,..ie.al anU full of .nu. -a lu^nunrntVii ;; i- 'T ^^ 
 
 IH'ak was almost iKMUiifnl. JMo v ^a 1 oil '"'" ."^ "^'"'^t 
 
 pictures .non l,y i(.df: Ski.tin;^ its ^ ' V^ "uiM fonn a cl.annn,. 
 ilcrmon.' ovw v.Ik.so summit J !■ 
 
 maon,'- ov.. .1,,., ,,„..,,it j -„.,,t a'.iin;i,sir;?*(;;;i:;:; ' v"!r 
 
 fiUU'xis toi- tiiMMisiii'^of the vv-i(I,\rs ->.. .n,n |.\, 1 V „^^'""' 
 
 peiforn-ancos of Ikt Iv.ch m v V v" 'i' ? ' '^V,- '"""" ^'"" *''« 
 
 Hattin, traditional ".Arount of JV-.titu. ^ ' ,?;, ;-"'"" '•-^; 'I''l"i"'='k«l 
 To glance at the salient f\.vtur<..s of this laudseape throu.di tJ,.^ ni.ture 
 
 
 t".^ 
 
318 
 
 A WONDEHFUL OAIIDEN'. 
 
 spirits chscliargo jets of Wiitor on you fioni cvorv i)o,ssil>le direction, mi,l 
 wliere even tlio Howors you touch usKail you wUl. a sl.ower ; boatin<^ on 
 a subterraneiui lake amon<,' caverns and arclies royally draiied with 
 clustering stalactites, and passing out into open day upo'n anotlicr lake 
 which IS bordered witli sloping hanks of grass and gav ^vith i.atrieian 
 barges tliat swim at audior in the shadow of a miniature marbh, tenndo 
 
 that rises out of the clear water and ghisses its wjiite statues, itsrich cai.itals 
 and fluted crdumns in tlie traiupiil depths. So, from marvel to marvel vou 
 have drifted on, thinking all tJie time that the one last seen must be 
 the chiefest. And, verily, the chiefest wonder is reserved until the last 
 but you do not see it until you step a.hore, and passing tlirough a wilder- 
 ness of rare flowers, collected from every coriu-r of the earth', you stand 
 at the door of one more mimic Unnph. Right in this place the artist taxed 
 Jiis genius to the utmost, and fairlv oi)ened the gates of fairlv land You 
 Jook through an un])retending pane of glass, stained vellow ; the Hrst thin- 
 you see IS a mass of cpuvering foliage, h-n short steps l)efore you, in the 
 midst of which IS a ragged opening like agateway-a thingthatis commou 
 enougrh in nature, and not apt to excite susj)icions of a deei. human design 
 —and above tlie bottom of the gateway, project in the most careless way?a 
 few broad tropic leaves and brilliant flowers. All of a sudden, throuo-h this 
 bright, bold gateway, you catch a g]imi)se of the faintest, softest, richest 
 picture that ever graced the dream of a dying 8aint, since John saw the- 
 JNew Jerusalem glimmering above the clouds of Heaven. A broad sweep 
 1 f/'^r' /if''*'*' ''''^'' careening sails; a sharjs. jutting cape, and a 
 lofty lighthou.se on It; a sloping lawn beliind it ; beyond, a portion of 
 the old 'city of i.alaces," with its j-arks and hills and stately mansions- 
 beyond these, a prodigious mountain, with its strong outlines sharnlv 
 cut against ocean and sky ; and over all, vagrant sjireds aii.l flakes of 
 cloud, floating m a sea of gold. The ocean is gold, the city is gold the 
 meadow, the mountain, the sky-everything is golden-rich; and mellow, 
 and dreamy as a vision of Paradise. No artist could put upon canvas 
 Its entrancing beauty, and yet, without the yellow glass, and the carefully 
 contrived accident of a framework that cast it into enchanted distant' 
 and shut out from it all unattractive features, it was not a picture to fall 
 into ecstacies over. Such is life, and the trail of the .seri.ent is over 
 us all. ^ 
 
 There is nothing for it now but to come back to old Tabor, thou<rh the 
 subject IS tiresome enough, and I can not stick to it for wanderin-'off to 
 scenes that are pleasanter to remember. I think I will skip, any how 
 Ihero IS nothing about Tabor (except that we concede that it was the 
 scene of the Transfiguration,) but some gray old ruins, stacked u.) there 
 in all ages of the world from the days of stout Gideon and parties that 
 flourished thirty ce^ituries ago to the fresh yesterday of Crusmling times. 
 It has Its Greek Convent, and the coffee there is good, but never a 
 splinter of the true cross or bone of a hallowed saint to arrest the idle 
 thoughts of worldlings and turn them into graver channels. A Catholic 
 church IS nothing to me tliat has no relics. 
 
oction, and 
 boating on 
 ajunl \vitli 
 other lake, 
 I imtrioian 
 ■bit) t('nij)Ip 
 cli ca]>itiil.s 
 iinrvcl you 
 n must lie 
 1 tho last, 
 lia wildor- 
 you stand 
 rtisttaxod 
 ind. You 
 iii'st tiling 
 oil, in tilt" 
 is coinnion 
 lan design 
 ess way, a 
 rough this 
 st, richest 
 :i saw the 
 oad 8 wee] I 
 le, and a 
 portion of 
 mansions: 
 s sharplv 
 1 flakes of 
 gold, the 
 d mellow, 
 on canvas 
 I carefully 
 1 distance 
 ire to fall 
 t is over 
 
 llOMi: (H- DKHOKAH, TIIK PKOIMIKTKSS. .3)9 
 
 The plain of Hsdraelon -" the battle-liel.I of tlie nations" -onlv sets 
 one to dreaming of Joshua, and IJenhadad, and Sau , nd ( ilon 
 Tamerhuje, ^ inered, Cuuirde Lion, and Saladin ; thewa no K ^if 
 iT' H' ' '•'';■•• r^ ^•■'I">!cou-for they all fought here, if' tl^t 
 magic ot the n.oonhght could summon from the ,.nues nf f„r".t n 
 cj^r^unes and many lands the countless myriads that hate 1 a IM^ ' i^ 
 wide, far-reachu.g floor, and array them in the thousand strair^, co^ unu^s 
 of their humlrediKitioualities, and send the va.t host sweeiS^ W X 
 
 luc an age to see the phant..m pageant. J!ut the magic of the niooi; 
 
 ght isa vanity and a fraud; and whoso puUeth hislrus i^ t S 
 suiter sorrow an,I <hsapp<Hntmeiu- 
 
 l)own at the foot of Tabor, and just at the edge of the storied Pliin 
 ot J'.sdraelon, IS th<. insigniticant villa-e of Deb.n-ith w],..r,. n, l 
 prophetess of Israel, livech It ,s j ust likt^^ ^L.^'S" ' """''' 
 
 '•^U 
 
 .0 
 
 ^:^^ 
 
 lougli the 
 
 ing off to 
 
 my liow. 
 
 t was the 
 
 up there 
 
 rties that 
 
 iig times. 
 
 never a 
 
 the idle 
 
 Catholic 
 
CHAPTER L. 
 
 W^] .losc.-.„<l,.,l fVom xMcunt Tal.or, tTossf..! a .le.'p ravin... an.l lol- 
 V V lom;Ui Inlly, rocky road to Nazavctli .Hstant two ],u„rs AH 
 (Us ancos in tlu, East arc nu-asurod by l.ours. >w)t inil.-s. A ..-oo,! hoTso 
 will wall; tiMvo nnlcs an liour ov.-r nearly any kin.I of a road ;' therefore 
 an^Iiuur, hero, always stands for tlirco niilcs. ' ' 
 
 Tills motliod of coniimtation is l>otlirrsoin.' and annovin..- ; and until 
 <.no,uvts tlmrou.irldy accnstonir,! to it. it carries no intdii^.n.oo to liisn.ind 
 untd 1.0 has Htoi.jKHl an.l translated the pa-an hours int.'. Christian n.ilev 
 just as ).eo].lo do witli the spoken words of a forei-u lan-ua..v thev are 
 ac.,uanited with, but not familiarly (.u.u.i^d. to catoli the mcanin- ii, -t 
 moment. Distances traveled by human feet arc also estimated bv huiii^ 
 and minutes, thou-h I do not know what the ba^u, of the calculation is 
 In Constantinople you ask, '' Ilv^v far is it to the Consulate V ,,nd thev 
 amswer, " about ten minutes." " How far is it to the Llovds' A-encv /" 
 (,)uarttr of an hour." " PEuw far is it to the lower brid-o V '^ ^- Four 
 ininute.s. I c;uinot bn positiv<> about it, but I think that there, when a 
 man orders a pair of ].antaloons, he .says hi^ wants them a.niarterofa 
 minute m tJie It'i^s and nine kocoikIs around the wai.st 
 
 Two hours iVom Tabor to Nazareth-an.l as it was a.n uncommonly 
 narrow, crooked trail, M'.niecessarily met all the camel trains and jackass 
 caravans betweei, Jericho an.l Jacksonville in that i.articular place and 
 nowhere el.se. J lie donkeys do not niiitter so much, because thev ire so 
 small that you can jump your hor.s(! over them if he is an animal .'.f si.irit 
 but a camel is not jumpable. A camel is as tall as anv ordinarv dwell- 
 ni:,'-lunise in Syria- which is to ,say a camel is fr.)m one to two and 
 Homctimes nearly three feet taller than a ,-ood-size<l man. In this vv 
 ot the country his load is oftenest in the .shan;,' of colossal sacks-one on 
 •■ae.i side. Uy and his car-o tak(> uj. as much room as a carria-e. Think 
 ot meeting this stylo of obstruction in a narrow trail. The camel would 
 no t,n.u out f\n; a king lie stalks serenely along, bringing his cushioned 
 stilts forward with the long, regular swing of a pendulum, and whatever 
 IS in the way nn.st get out of the way peaceably, or be wiped out forcibly 
 ,1^,0 bulky sacks. It was a tiresome rule to us. and perrectlv exhaus^ 
 ng to t he hors<,s. Wo were compelled to jump over upwards Jf eighteen 
 J uiKlivd donkeys and only one pcnvson in the partv was un.seated less 
 than sixty tiujes by the camels. This sc;m.s like a powerail stat.nuent 
 
OROTTO OF THE ANyexCATION. 
 
 321 
 
 •SfHHl liorso 
 
 soft-footed ca^^ol Hteak ^VMr 1 hn "^'/'"; f l"'^''*"'' .*'''"' ^'^ '"^vo a 
 
 cold, flabby „ndor.lip. I :Z:!\^'Z\Z^ 'TZ t ""' 7'"' ''' 
 
 (h-ooprng over Ins Huddle iu a biwn .stmlv tT. ^ I'oys, ^vho was 
 
 majestic apparition hoverin-. above hhnl'n 1 "!•'"'' "1* '"'' '■^''' ^''" 
 
 out of thowiy, b„t the mol ,t ,,.b! ' !";'•'", ^'■''"^•"' "'^"^''t^ **> ««fc 
 
 before l.o acco.npH I f iT Tl i?t ' t'lln '".'^ '"f '"'" "'^ *''« «''"'•''^"• 
 journey. ' '"' '"^"^ *'"' «'>1>^ l'l'-^'i»'"^t '"oi.lc.nt of tlu, 
 
 invisiblo dangers wili;;,." .'^ ^r^^]. \^^«-J; ^--'"^ -ardin. ort" 
 paid his master, but that couut.l as\ thi^T; ^'x hif a t^T'' '"^' 
 or you, here, and auotlier man clioosos to hob. ],^ ^ "' ^"^ '""""' 
 
 both. They do nothing, whatov • v tL ?t nv f ^'"'J'"'" ^l'^ '"^ 1^">' 
 l.rised these people to hear the w y of ' ] I J i l' T'' ^'"^'^ ■^"^- 
 moue^ ami Mont price:' If I e .nnne rs H 1 f *^ * '"" " ""'^^'^"^ 
 this country have changed sii ce tlo S vi ; ' ''?.I''^l''f' o^' t'^^ customs of 
 
 steps beloV the ground lelq.u/;,o^T'* ^^'^? 't ^"'^''^^ ^^ <'*'^«<^'^ 
 with tapestry ^^^^X^rt^.^:U'^'^^^f:^^^^ out 
 by a cross, in the n.arble floor, under the aUu w ! "i -i .rV^l'^t ■"'"'vo^l 
 made forever hoV by the feet of t In vf.l V ^"^^'-'^^'^^'^ted as the place 
 
 have made it their loftiest ambition tr.ch re iSn? ^T-'' ""^ '^'^ 
 a .spot wlioso history is familiar tnlj.l ^'"'^"'f .,7i"th'Jy on their can^•as ; 
 
 city, and obscure We oT he ?u theirs ^ '^«"^^*^' '^"^l 
 
 whid. myriads of m "nl"L toiltr f t rt-lu'c^ ;^ •^^"* 
 
 woul.l consider it a priceless priv le" o ool- unon if ' """"^\ *^ ''?' 
 
 which the angel stepped, but could not f^ I i4 v4l T fe ^nlb' th 'T't 
 hnow are creatures of unstable fancv— thev wJll^^f A- "? *' ''* ^ 
 
ai'i 
 
 •VOTKD (iUOTTOKH IN (IKNKllAI. 
 
 They sliowcd lis a In-okoii ;,'niiiito pillur, depondin;,' from tlic roof, 
 wliidi tlifiV Miiil Wiis Iiiifkcd in two hy tlio Moslem coikiiktois of Xiizar- 
 etli, ill till) viiiu l;o|)(! of imllini,' down tlio Hiinctiiaiy. I!ut tlic pillar 
 n'liiaiucd iiiiraculonsly suspfiidcd in the air, and, niisuppovtcd itwlf, 
 Hupportfd tlii'in, Mid still .supports tlic roof. iJy di\i(ling this statonicnt 
 lip anioii^' •■ii,'lit. it was found not dillicult to l)c'lic\o it. 
 
 'J hcso yiftud 1 atin monks novor do anythinj,' l.y halves. Tf tlipy wore 
 to sliow you the JJrazcn sorptnt that was elevated in the v.ilderno.ss, you 
 fould dej;enil upon it they had on hand the pjlo it was elevated' on 
 also, and even the hulc it stood in. They have got the "Grotto" of the 
 Aiiiiuneiution liere ; and just as convenient to it as one's throat is to his 
 month, they ha\«' also the Viigin's Kitehen, and even her sittiiig-iooni, 
 ■wlure she and .Joseph Avatclied the infant .Saviour jday with liebrew 
 toy,-, eighteen hundred years ago, All under ono roof, and all clean, 
 spacious, coniforlahle "grottoes." It seems curious that personages 
 iiilimately connected with the Holy Family always lived in grottot^s — 
 in Nazareth, in JjctJilehem, in imperial Eiihosus — and yet nobody else in 
 their day and generation thought of doing anything of the kind. Jf 
 they ever tlid, their grottoes ain all gone, and I suppose w«- ought to 
 -wonder at the jxculiar mai'A el of the preservation of these I sjJCiik of. 
 ■\Vlien theVii'gin lied i'rom Heiod's wrath, she hid in a grotto in Jlethlehem, 
 and the same is there to this day. The slaughter of the innocents in JJelh- 
 lelam was done in a grotto; the Saviour was born in a grotto— both are 
 fihown to ])ilgrim8 yet. It is exceeduigly strange that tlie.so tremendous 
 events all ha]>peiied in grottos — and exceedingly fortunate, likewise, 
 beciin.'e th<' strongest houses must crnnihle to ruin in time, but a grotto 
 in ll'(! living rock will last forever. It is an im}>osture — this grotto 
 Ktiifi— but it is one all men ought to thank the Catholics for. A\'herever 
 the" ferret out a lost locality made holy by .some yerii)tural event, thev 
 8tiaightway build a massive— almost imjierisliable — church there, anil 
 prp.-erve the memory of that locality for the gratitication of future genera- 
 tions. If it had ))eeii left to Protestants to do this most worthy work, 
 we would not even know when; Jesusalem is to-day, and the man who 
 couUl go and put liis finger on Nazareth would bo too Avise for this Avorld. 
 The world owes the Catholics its good will even for the happy rascalitv 
 of hewing out these bogus grottoes in tho rock ; for it is infinitely more 
 satisfactory to look at a grotto, where peojde have faithfully believed for 
 centuries that the Virgin once lived, than to have to imagine a dwelling- 
 place for her somewhere, iuiywhere, nowhere, loose and at large all over 
 this town of Nazareth. There is too large a scope of country. The ima"'- 
 iuation can not work. There is no one particular sjiot to chain vour 
 eye, rivet your interest, and make you think. The memory of the Pil- 
 grims can not perish Avhile Plymouth Rock remains to us. The old 
 monks are Avise. They know liow to drive a stake through a pleasant 
 tradition that Avill hold it to its place forever. 
 
 We visited the places Avhere Jesus Avorked for iifteeu years as a car- 
 I)eiiter, and Avhere he atteini)ted to teach in the synagogue and Avas 
 
rJL(JHIM-I'l,A(JrAIMZIN(l. 
 
 ::-2:\ 
 
 nothing of ti.at ki,;:i. tI ;kh\,.f ;:;;:;;"; '•"' ^''" '"-'^'^^^ i---"'^ 
 
 J)> tlie .lozeii and ksc'i. ni, a riotous lau'l.tcr and skv In-kin. T v 
 Ano.hor pilgn.u came alon- presentlv, an.l said : " 01)sonc tl.nt +.,11 
 
 £^;;is:i;,l^'^^ '''-'' ^^^^'--'^'- ^--^^'^"- on^X^ 
 
 homelv'^ U'."^'" '' "f , *'"' '1" ^^ ■'^''•'^•^ ' ^''« i« "«t beai.tiful, she is 
 Th^i.i' ' ?rf"\ '"""°''' ^ ■^•^•""*' '•"^' •'^J'^" i« '-'^ther boisterous ■' 
 Ihe thi d and last pilorin, moved l.y, l.efore Ion'^ and he siid " Ah 
 
 ^.^tall, graceful ,iri: .hat Madonna-like gra;ef„lLer:^^,ue;t!;; 
 
 The verdicts were all in. If ^v>is finie jn«- f- ' i i , .. 
 
324 
 
 " NOMADIC LIFE " LITERATURK. 
 
 "After we were in tlic saJdli', wc rodu down to tho spring to liavo a last look at 
 the women of Nazereth, who were, as a class, much the prettiest that we had seen iu 
 the Last. As we approached the crowd, a tall girl of nineteen advanced toward 
 ^Iinam and ollered her a cup of water. Her movement was graceful and Queenly. 
 \V e exclaimed on the spot at the Madonna-like beauty of her countenance. Whitely 
 was suddenly tl:irstj% and begged for water, and drank it slowly, with his eves over 
 the top ot the cup, fixed on her large black eyes, which gazed on him rjuite'as curi- 
 ously as he on her. Then Moreright wanted water. She gave it to him and he 
 managed to spill it so as to a.* for anotlier cup, and by the time she came to me 
 she saw through tlie operation ; her eyes were full of fun as she looked at me. I 
 laughed outright, and she joined me in as gay a shout as ever country maiden in 
 old Orange county. I wisheil for a picture of her. A Madonna, whose face wiis a 
 portrait ot that beautiful Nazareth girl, would be a ' thing of beauty' and ' a iov 
 torevcr.' " j j j 
 
 That is the kind of gruel -wliicli has been served out from Palestine 
 for ages. Commend me to Fenuimore Cooper to find beauty iu the 
 Indians, and to Grimes to find it in the Arabs. Arab men are often line 
 looking, but Arab women are not. We can all believe tli:it the Virgin 
 Mary was beautiful ; it is not natural to think otherwise; but does" it 
 follow that it is our duty to find beauty in these present women of 
 Nazareth ? 
 
 I love to quote from Grimes, because he is so dramatic. And because 
 he is so romantic. And because he seems to care but little whetlier he 
 tells the truth or not, so he scares the reader or excites his envy or hia 
 admiration. 
 
 He went through this peaceful land with one hand forever on his 
 revolver, and the other on his pocket-handkerchief. Always, when he 
 was not on the point of crying over a holy place, lie was on the point of 
 killing an Arab. More surprising things happened to him in Palestine 
 than ever happened to any traveler here or elsewhere since Slunchausen 
 died. 
 
 _ At Beit Jin, where nobody had interfered with him, he crept out of 
 his tent at dead of night and shot at what he took to be an Arab Ivinw 
 on a rock, some distance away, planning evil. The ball killed a woltT 
 Just before he fired, he makes a dramatic picture of himself— as usual' 
 to scare the reader : ' 
 
 " Was it imagination, or did I see amoving object on the surface of the rock 2 
 11 It were a man, why did he not now drop me / He had a beautiful shot as [ stood 
 out 111 iny black boornoose against the wliite tent. 1 had the sensation of an enteriu" 
 bullet 111 my throat, breast, brain." ° 
 
 Ileckless creature. 
 
 Riding toward Genessaret, they saw two Bedouins, and " w© looked to 
 our jtistols and loosened them quietly in our shawls," etc. Always cool. 
 
 In Samaria, he charged up a hill, in the {\ice of a volley of stones j he 
 fired into the crowd of inen who threw them. He says : 
 
 ' losi 
 
 vi^ruriimctii of inii.ivssiiig llic Arabs with the perfection of Amc 
 
 rican and English weaijoiis, and the danger of attack 
 I think the lesson of tliat ball not lost 
 
 mgany one of the armed Franks. 
 
1 1 ! 'ifit I 
 
 lust look at 
 had seen in 
 iced toward 
 lid Qnei'iily. 
 '. Whitdy 
 lis (.'ves over 
 uitc as curi- 
 liiii and he 
 caine to me 
 at niL'. I 
 ' niiiideii in 
 lace Wiis a 
 and 'a joy 
 
 Palestine 
 ity in the 
 
 often line 
 ho Virgin 
 lit th)o.s it 
 women of 
 
 (1 because 
 hether he 
 ivy or hia 
 
 ■cr on his 
 when he 
 
 e ])oint of 
 Palestine 
 
 mcluuiseu 
 
 ;pt out of 
 vixh I vine: 
 :d a wolf. 
 -as usual, 
 
 :' the rock ? 
 t as [ stood 
 111 euteiiug 
 
 looked to 
 \ays cool, 
 tones; he 
 
 in of Ainc- 
 ed Franks, 
 
 "NOMADIC LIFK" LITERATURE. 325 
 
 rail S"td'^™ '"' ""■* ''""" of A™" """^te.. a ,ieco of J.l, 
 
 Perfectly fearless, this man 
 feet" nt pv.,.l T,„,r„ r T ' . , ■ "S S"""!'. '"» I'o™ sti-idiiiK " tl.irtv 
 
 to ,,,trZt s In' " :;;;;'„!;r'ru ' i 'r- '""^ -'""»-■"■--» 
 
 compamUotlnr '^°"' "' H"""""!* »« i.mgnifioant 
 
 .oo.ea o;„ J:Ve"i;;;i,S4Tr,i;r ,r^-^^ 
 
 upliis loct, while a th rd ai 1 .n t] lel^^^^^^^ 
 
 uhixzed through the air a eve v tmke Poo J o.tn" l?'''°'-''^^'^' '^""'■'^'''■^''* "'"* 
 and Nania the^Second (niother an S i- ot L^." ' S ««""3-. '>"<! ^ama 
 
 wa, in,', now embracing my knees and then W ?l\;-\ Im,! 1" '^'r,^'--"'"' ""'i * 
 made the air ring witlf cries louder tla M.n a' Vv.. Vm f'' ™*''''';' °,"*f^'^' 
 on his knees to relent, and last of all 1 t,, . tif^ , ^^^'".^ '^'•* '-•^'"i^ and asked me 
 house and had been loudest hriik din.m:! f . T""'^ l""^ '"*** ''' *'^'''l-''"g '" their 
 to have mercy on the Slow!" ^'-""""''^'°"« "'at niorning-hesought tlie Howajji 
 
 enL;'d!?S'n't.;'S:^.''^;5':'!'ft X/1"^,'} ^'""rr- ^^ ^^ *'- »>-* 
 
 about forty inches long and taTjerini mill ' ""'''" "« .In^'i'irubher, usually 
 
 it administers a blow ?hic leavlll «5 ^l r '" "" '^'-■'' "^ .'i'"""*"' *° -^ 1'°'"*. 
 same author. "^ """^ •^'" '""' ■ ~'^<^'^''' Life in Egypt, by the 
 
 pp. 
 
 
 t I' 
 
32G 
 
 " XOMADIC LIFE " LITERATUKE. 
 
 As Iiiiouiu-(l \ii.ssuf once inun; liff,'<,'tMl me to interfere ami have muroy on 
 them, but 1 lookeil around at tlic dark faces of the crowd, and I couldn't find one 
 drop of inty ni my lieart for them. " 
 
 He closes his picture witli a rollicking burst of humor which contriUits 
 " ■" ""' " ' " " ' 'ler children. 
 
 finely with the grief of the mother and 
 
 One more paragraph : 
 
 " "lien once more I bowd my liead. It is no shame to ]iavo wejit in Palestine I 
 wept, when 1 saw Jerusalem, I wept when I lay in the starlight at Jk-thlelieni, I wept 
 on the l)lesfed shoi'es of Galilee. My hand was no less firm on the rein, my Iiu4i- 
 did not tremble on the trigger of my pistol when I rode with it in mv ri"ht ha^id 
 along the shore ot the blue .sea" (weeping.) " Jly eye was not dimml.d by those 
 tears nor my heart m aught weakened. Let him who would sneer at my emotion 
 close this yo ume here, for he will find little to his taste in my jourueyiugs in the 
 iloly Jiantl. ^ o 
 
 He never bored but he .struck water. 
 
 I am aware that this is a pretty voluminous notice of Mr. Grimes' 
 book. However, it is proper and legitimate to speak of it, for "Nomadic 
 Life m Palestine" is a rejiresentative book — the representative of a class 
 of Pale.stine books— and a criticism upon it will serve for a criticism 
 upon them all. And since I am treating it in the comprehensive capa- 
 city of a representative book, I have taken the liberty of giving to both 
 book and author fictitious names. Perhaps it is in better taste,°invhow 
 to do this. ' . > 
 
CHAP TEH LI. 
 
 ATAZEISETH is Avo.iderfnlly iutcrosting l.oeuu.so tlie town h„s an ai • 
 L^ about It of l.em- i.recisely as Jesus loft it, au.l ouo finds liin.self 
 .saving, all he time, " Tlie boy Jesus has stood in this doorwav-fms 
 pla3-ed m that street-lias touched these stones witli his hau.ls— lias 
 nuubled over these chalky hills." Whoever shall write the hovliood S 
 Jesus ingeniously will make a book which will possess a vivid' interest 
 for the young and oI<l alike. I judge so from the gr.^ter interest we 
 fo.m.l m N,j.areth than any of our speculations upon Capernaum .uuf ti: 
 
 Galilee, to frame more than a vague, far-awav idea of fhe majestic 
 Jr'ersonago who walked upon the crested waves a's if they had been solid 
 earth, and who touched the dead and they rose up and spoke. I read 
 among "ly notes now, with a new interest, some sentences from an 
 edition of 1G21 of the Apocryphal New Testament. [Extract.] 
 
 "Clin.st, kissed liy a biulc iiimk; dumb by koivimvis dues Iht \ I , , ., ,;.i 
 curoabr u^ i- ,t in?',; ,^<'r"l'™-.t,.].ed andtunu.d into a ami., niin.ulnuslv 
 
 fia V ." ,? . ^''f'^%'\S''-''^ -Tosopli „u order Im- a tlaon... .los,.,,]. L'u nitt'v 
 
 othm;, and Uiiigs it to its proper diiiR'asioiis. ^ ^''" 
 
 tliapterlfl. Jesus eliarged ^vitli tlawvuK' .i bnv fi-,,.,, tl,. ,. f .• i 
 
 bSis it lu>ui ' "' ^''''"■' "'" '""■"^■"'--'y g.^the|.s the .atcr i,i bis u.aurK. and 
 wlif £,rhU f;S'::^&^'"^"^ ^° ^^'^^ ^- '^"^-' -^ *>- -l-olmnster going to 
 
 Further on in this quaint volume of rejected gospels is an epistle of 
 St. Clement to the Corinthians, which was used in the churches and 
 considered genuine fourteen or fifteen hundred vears a^^, In h 
 account of the fabled pluenix occurs : ' o ■ ^ ^ 
 
 tim 
 
 "1. Let us consider that wonderful tvpe of the rcsurreetioi. wbi,.l. ,• 
 Lastcrn countries, tbat is to .say, in .Ar.ibia. rcsuntuioti, \\ indi i 
 
 s se.-)i ni fiio 
 
328 
 
 SYKIAy Tl'liXPlKE. 
 
 rr;;£]J!u ih::ta !:r,K •Hi;;;;:;,*;:;;,;::"''''^ '' ^''^' ^-"' '-^ ''-"^ «'-* it retu,n.i 
 
 in MkI^S.!' '"""^''"' '"'^^ *^''''" ^" ""^''"^^ '^^^ punctuality, especially 
 
 tlihi!!^ |v^;i"''*''V^^'f "- '" ?^ "^^'"'^^^ «f «'^ «'^viour contain „mnv 
 t lings AN Inch seen, frivolous and not Avortli preserviii!.. A lai-o narfc af 
 tljo reina„„„g portions of the book read like ,.ood Scripture, wC-J^^ 
 ^^^.t r';:;^:Tr? 'f'^l^^\--\^oh..e been rejected, because it "o 
 Untd Sta^esf ' '' '" '^'' '^''''''^ ''''' '^ Congresses of the 
 
 I have set these extracts down, as T found them. Every Avhere an,on<^ 
 he cathedrals of France and Italy, one finds traditions o pei'so ZS 
 
 ?ts i" " 'p:': ll ''" ""^''If'-^'l of niiracles that are not LntioiS 
 
 n its pases. But they are all in this Apocryphal New Testament and 
 
 hough they have been n;led out of our modern Bible, it is claimed tl a 
 
 tliey were accepted gospel twelve or fifteen centnrie. ago, and ranked 
 
 ns high m credit as any One needs to read this book before he visfts 
 
 tnSit ™' ' '''^'"-^'■'^'' ^^'i^l' «'«i^- t^-ea«"ves of tabooed and forgoUeu 
 
 Ar^ilTsir^r' w'"/'l' ^""'J' T'' ^^' "* Nazareth-another invincible 
 Aiab Guard. ^Ve took our last look at the city, clinging like a white- 
 
 1^:^ rt " r* '" *^" ';'"""^^' ""1 •"' -S-l't o'clock in the nori i ^^ 
 departed ^\e dis.nonnted, and drove the horses down a bridle-path 
 
 as sttn "tl T '""^ r ""''"'''i '^^ "" ^•"•^-^'=^^- ' -^'^^'^ I ^-o.:lz 
 
 t^l v^^ tlowiuN-ard sweep of a rain-bow, and which I believe to be 
 
 IsVnZJrT'j '" i"' t^^e geography, except one in the Sandwich 
 
 to ok 1 Ir"'- ^ ''''"''"■ ,^^^*'"' "^ *'"« "'^^™^^ r««^ tl^e l'oi-«e had 
 oXT. r r?^'"^""''''"!^" '^'''"' '^'^' '™^^ then dro, his fore-feet 
 o ei the edge and down something more than half his own height. This 
 
 ^■vtll'l^ ""'" 'T *'^"i ?''T^' "^"^^ ^'" -"' P^i"*^'^ "I' t«^v-ard the 
 Lichen IaT' '" S'^^-V""\*^": '^PP««i-«"^'^ of preparing to stand on 
 ', !,rLt T'"'"'"^*. ook digniii.d in this position." Woaccom- 
 p.-.^odthelongdesccnt at last, and trotted aoiuss tlie great Plain o 
 
HOME OF THE GREAT WITCH. 
 
 329 
 
 Some of us will l.e sliot before we finish this pilin-ima-e Tlie i.ilrrvin,, 
 mul Nonuulic Life" and keep themselves in 1 oonstanfsta of Quix- 
 otic heroism, l^.ey have their hmuls on their j.istols all the time ad 
 
 take aim at Ledonins who are not visible, and draw their knives and 
 
 e^-d w':^ nr "' "*'"' ''"^"''" ;^^" ^'^ "•^^ ^^'^*- ^ "- - ^^X 
 
 pen] ahs.ivs for these spasms are sudden and irrco-ular, and of course I 
 cannot tell when to be getting out of the way. If I \un accide t'llv 
 ^^M:.'r *"-'tr«-- of these iiianticfi.enz;e:::?te S; 
 § e^.,'tTf/l "''•/"""' ^'^ "f;"^;''^'^^l t« ^"^«^ver as an accessary befm-e 
 would be , "-^ PT '™"^'' ^f' '-^^iiheraie aim and shoot^at a man, 
 kle . ° '"f l"'"l'«^--l^'^^«"s« tliat man would not' be in anv 
 
 da.igei , but those random assaults are what I object to. J do not wish 
 to see any more places like Esdraolon, where the gronnd is level and peo- 
 ple can gallop. It puts melodramatic nonsense into the pilgrin^'s he ,ds 
 lif ^n^Vl '" ""' ^« Jogging along stupidly in the sun, and thinking 
 about .some lung ever so far away, here they come, at a stormy -^allon 
 «pm.rmgand whooping at tho.se ridgy old sjre-backed plugs, t if Q! 
 
 oti Jun St *^'"; '^'Z^^'-^^^' "^^^ ■"' '^'^y '''^'^■' '>y' «"t c°omes a littlJ 
 potato-gun ol a revolver, there is a startling little pop, and a small i.ellet 
 goes singing hrough the air. Now that f have beg mi this pi n^ nuS I 
 jniend o go through with it, though, sooth to say, nothing but th nit 
 drnTmi'l^' "'-^'^'^r '"^ '»y I'"Vl.o.e up to the present time. I 
 dnu n I^.e^l«"in«.-I am not afraid of them ; because neither Be- 
 
 iTfl 7 /"'r '^'"'"' Ji'^ve shown any disposition to harm us, but 
 1 clo teel afraid of my own comrades 
 
 Arriving at the furtliest verge of 'the Plain, we rode a little way up a 
 Jiill and found ourselves at Endor, famous for its witch. Her descend- 
 ants are there yet. They were the wildest horde of half-naked sava"es 
 I^^S:i/T^^''^T. Tl-V -varmed out of mud bee-hives ; out% 
 ^k out nV ■^'"^"''^' ^"^i pattern; out of gaping caves under shelving 
 
 am silence of the place was no more, and a begging, screeching, shoutin- 
 nob were struggling about the horses' feet^'and blocking" the way 
 MW if .v-e "'''^rV ''"t'^l-esh ! howajji, bucksheesh:" It w s 
 Magd. a ov ex- again only here the glare from the infidel eyes was fierce 
 and fu 1 of hate. The population numbers two hundred and fifty and 
 more than half the citizens live in caves in the rock. Dii-t, degradation 
 
 and Debnrich now. Endor heads the list. It is worse than any Indiin 
 can^pood^.. The hill is barren, rocky, and forbidding. N?sp ;' o 
 
 f X? .^'"^t';?"'^ «"1J' '^"f t^-- This is a fig-tree, which maintai^^s 
 a piecarious footing among the rocks at the mouth of the dismal cavern 
 ^e occupied by the^v^ritable Witch of Endor. In this cavern, tradi^ 
 Se A^i !r!! ' ?' f^'Ii^' T^ i ^-^'i^nght, and stared and trembled, 
 
 £ null' ?T f ' *'f *^\'""'''' '''''^'^'^ =""«"« t'^« J^i"«. '"id out of 
 tlie mids. of fire and smoke the spirit of the dead prophet rose and con- 
 
 ■M' 
 
330 
 
 NAIX. 
 
 fronted l,in> S.nl l.ul cro|.t to this placv in the darkness, xvhih. Iuh 
 aun3 .slept, to Icuni what fate awaited him iu the morrow's battle He 
 went away a sad man, to meet disf,'raoe and death 
 
 Aspriug trickles out of the I'ock in the gloomy recesses of the cayeni 
 and we were t arsty. Th. citizens of Endor objected to our go . [ 
 lluae. They do not n.nul dirt ; they ,lo not ,nind ra^s ; they do°„ot 
 maul yernnn ; they do not mind barl,avous ignorance and s^ya-^ery • they 
 <lo not m.n.I a misonable degree of staryation, Imt they do "'like 'to be 
 Pme and lu.ly before their god, whoever he may be, and^herefore thev 
 shudder and giw almost pale at the idea of Christian lips pollutin.' a 
 s].nng whos<, waters nmst descend into their san.ctified gullets We 
 had no w.uiton ,les,re to wound eyen fh.ir feelings or trample ui.on their 
 prejudices, but we were out of water, thus early iu the day, and were 
 
 ^"S'tT?"'"?- ^S-l-^t"'- ^--> ='-' "-'1- these circmn 
 st.mc s that 1 fran.ed an ai.honsm which has ali'cady become celebrated 
 1 siuU ; ^ ec<^ssity knows uo law." We went in and drank. 
 
 \egot away from the noisy wretches, finally, dropping them in smiads 
 n^iduniplesas we hied oyer the hills-the aged fir^t, tJie infants liext, 
 
 only left v.Jien they had secured the last possible piastre in the way of 
 bucksheesli. V "'^ 
 
 In an hour we readied Nain, where Christ raised the widow's son to 
 lile. IS a 111 IS Magihda on a small scale. It has no population of any 
 coiisequence Witlun a hundred yards of it is the original grayeyard! 
 foiaught I know ; the tombstones lie flat on the ground, which is Jewish 
 fashion m Syria. I belieye the Moslems do not allow them to haye 
 3f f •. " 'If • /\ ^^^"'^''" Si-«ve is usually roughly plastered oyer 
 
 Z ,r i r' '^S'"f '''"i "* '"^' ''"-^ ''' "1'^-^°''* I'-jection which is 
 shaped into e.xceeduigly rude attempts at ornamentation. In the cities 
 
 tnnilli" \7 -''^'If'T''' "' '' -"^^''^ '''* '^"^ '^ *^"' «lender marble 
 
 tombstone, ehiborately lettered, gilde<l and ])ainted, marks the burial 
 
 «S 'T 1 ' 1 ' •'^"^•!"<^">^t^^.l ''y •'' t"''l^''"> «ud carved and shaped as to 
 signity the dead man's rank in life. 
 
 They .showed a fragment of ancient wall which they said was one side 
 of the gate out of which the widow's dead son was being brought so 
 many centuries ago when Jesus met the procession : 
 
 " Xow when he cainu nigh to tlio gate of the city, beliohl there was q den.] mnn 
 "Ami wh.Mi tlie I.or,l saw her, he had compassion on her, aiul .sai.l, Weep not 
 
 hes^rY:i:;;;^':;.CV:^;:'m;t:^^i^^;'.-'*'^'-^' '-^''^^^'^- --^ «^^'" -^ 
 
 hi.snfothe,r''"*'''''''''''^''^"l'' '""^ '"■«'"' '" '^l'''"^^- ^^"'l ''« 'l'--live>'=''l I'i'" to 
 
 ,.rl,7'r •*''■''"'■"""''''"'''■'' "'"''^'- ^^"'' tluy gloriKe,! Go.l, saying, That a cri-eat 
 prophet IS nseu up among us ; ar.l That God Imth vi.sited his peoi'lf." " 
 
 ^i^l'^fu "'"'• J'^ ^^^'^'^l "P"'' ^^'"^ "P°* '^'^"^-^^ tradition says ^vas occu- 
 pied by the widotvs d^velImg. Two or tliree aged Arabs sat about its 
 
ORIENTAL SCENES. 
 
 S vvliile luH 
 'iittle. He 
 
 the Ciiveni, 
 r going in 
 K'v do not 
 '■iovy ; they 
 
 like to be 
 •efore tliey 
 )olhiting a 
 llets. We 
 upon tlieir 
 
 and were 
 'se circuni- 
 ^clebrated. 
 
 I in.S(|uads 
 ants next, 
 mile, and 
 le v/ay of 
 
 iv'h son to 
 m of any 
 ;i'aveyard, 
 
 is Jewish 
 1 to have 
 teied over 
 
 wliich is 
 the cities 
 ;r marble 
 :he burial 
 ped as to 
 
 i one side 
 ■ought so 
 
 dead man 
 1 peoiile of 
 
 yj) not. 
 till. And 
 
 id him to 
 
 at a great 
 
 vas occu- 
 bout its 
 
 331 
 
 door. ^\ e entered and the pilgrims l,roke specimens from the founda- 
 tion wa Is, though they had to touch, and cvin step, „pou the ' m yi I 
 carpets to do it. It was ahnost the san.e as breaking pieces fr .7 ^ 
 
 Sin ?V IT .°^'' ^^'- ^^" '''^' ^■"'''-''^ "l'«" ^-^^^ praying mats 
 ^Mlh booted feet-a thing not done by any Arab-was t. inllicl ain 
 upon men M-ho had not offended us^n anyway. 8up J arty of 
 armed foreigners were to enter a village church in Ami ica a id ^Lk 
 ornan.ents from the altar railings for curiosities, and climb up ad wa k 
 upon the Bible and the pulpit cushions ! Howe^;l, the cases a eS^nt 
 
 a "tSn of r '"''"" "''^ '""^'^"^ '^ ''''■ ^'"^^'-^^- «*J-^- «"ly the iT^: 
 lanation ot a pagan one. "^ ^ 
 
 We descended to the Plain again, and halted a moment at a well-of 
 Abraham's time, no doubt. It was in a .lesert place. It was walled 
 
 nnnLrof rilT '''T' ^^'^^^^'l-'-'.--! l--y Wioks of stone, aftel the 
 m. iiei of Bible pictures. Around it some camels stood and others 
 kn It. There was a group of sober little <loukeys, with naked, dusky 
 
 S'dls ""t"'"'' ' n"'^ ^'"'l'?' ^^i«'"» -tride Jh'eir rumps, or pnlUng 
 then tails. Tawny, black-eyed, bare-footed maids, arrayed in raos and 
 adorned with brazen arndets an.l pinchbeck ear-rings, we Je poisin: "water 
 jars upon their heads, or drawing water from the well. A riock of een 
 
 so'ttit'/l r"*"1^;"*'7 ^^"l'^"^''^^^ *« «" *^- ^-"--^I stones with water 
 •so that the> might drink-stones Avhich, like those that walled the well 
 were worn smooth and deej.ly creased by the dialing chins of 1 undml 
 generations of thirsty animals. Picturesque Arabs sa" upon tl e gro in 
 
 S'Slir;: n r 7 ""^'"^ *^"T !«"»-*— 'I <^l'il>o,!ks. Other aI^ 
 ^vele fall ng black hog-skiiis with Avater-skins which, well-tilled and 
 distended with water till the short legs projected painfully ou of tSe 
 proper line looked like the corpses of hogs bloated by drowniZ Her^ 
 
 r^s^'ff "h stf f 1'"*"" f''^'' "- ''-"^ ^^•^'•"^'^I'l-'^ ^ *1----1 thL" 
 htion no ..t , '"'Sr^'f- ^^"^ i" ^^'^ engraving there is no desc^ 
 
 f onkel's^ 1 '^r'"'''' !': '^'' countenances, no raw 'places on 
 sen.b i-^ '""" ^l^'^'^«»:^^''^l^l« J'^l'bering in unknown tongues, no 
 
 stench of camels, no suggestion that a couple of tons of powder „laced 
 under the party and touched off would heighten the effeit and-^ ve to 
 the scene a genuine interest and a charm which it would always be 
 pleasant to recall, even though a man lived a thousand years. ^ 
 
 Oriental scenes look best in steel engravings. I can not be imuosed 
 upon any niore by tjiat picture of the Queen^of Slieba vising sZnon 
 
 friemrin*F/ """'^ ^"t!'' ''^'''»' «f -"^ camel train recognized an old 
 t/r '""f^TT' '^"d they ran and fell upon each othe?s necks and 
 kissed each other s grimy, bearded foces upon both cheeks. It explained 
 Wnfif 'i«'^'"^*J""«^'l"«h had always seemed to me only a far-fetched 
 O lental fagure ot speech. I refer to the circumstance of Christ's 
 lebuking a Pharisee, or some such character, and reminding him that 
 
 iii* 
 
332 
 
 THE SHL'N'EM MIRACLE. 
 
 from lam he lind received no " kiss of wolcomo." It (H.l not seem 
 reasonable to nie that men shouhl kiss each other, but I am aware, now 
 that they die . There was reason in it, too. The custom was natural 
 and proper ; because people must kiss, and a man would not he likely to 
 kiss one of the women of this country of his own free will and accord 
 Une nuist travel, to learn. Every day now, old Scriptural phrases that 
 never possessed any significance for mo l)efore, take to themselves a 
 meanuiir. 
 
 We journeyed around the base of the mountain—" Little Hermon '" 
 —past the old Crusaders' castle of El Fuleh, and arrived at Shunem 
 lliis was another Masdala, to a fraction, frescoes and all. Here ti-a- 
 dition .^ays tho prophet Samuel was born, and here the Shunamite woman 
 buiJt a little hous^ upon the city wall for the accommodation of the 
 l-rop let Ehsha. Elisha asked licr what she expected in return It was 
 a perfectly natural que.stion, for these j.eople are and were in the habit of 
 proffering f\xvors and services and then expecting and begging for i.ay. 
 Ehsha knew them well. He could not comprehend that any body should 
 bmltl for him that humble little chamber for the mere sake of old friend- 
 ship, and with no selfish motive whatever. It used to seem a very 
 impolite, not to say a rude question, for Elislia to ask the woman, but it 
 does not seem so to me now. The woman snid she expected nothing. 
 Ihen for lier goodness and her un.selfishness, lie rejoiced her heart witli 
 the news that she should boar a son. It was a high reward-but she 
 would not have thanked him for a daughter-daughters have always 
 been unpopular liere. The son was born, grew, waxed .strong, died. 
 -Lhsha restored him to life in Shunem. 
 
 We found here a grove of lemon trees— cool, shady, hung with fruit 
 Vne is -pt to overestimate beauty when it is rare, but to me this -n-ove 
 seemed very beautiful. It ioas beautiful. I do not overe.stimate it I 
 must always remember Shunem gratefully, as a place which gave to us 
 this leafy shelter after our long, hot ride. We lunched, rested, chatted, 
 smoked our pipes an hour, and then mounted and moved on 
 
 As we trotted across the Plain of Jezreel, we met half a dozen Di-^er 
 Indians (Bedouins) with very long spears in their hands, cavorting aro'imd 
 on old crowbait horse, and spearing imaginary enemies ; whooping, and 
 flnttermg their rags m the wind, and carrying on every respect like a 
 pack of hopeless hinatics. At last, here were the " wHd, free sons of 
 the desert, speeding over the plain like the wind, on their beautiful 
 
 Aiabian mares we had read so much about and longed so much to see ' 
 Here were the "picturesque costumes!" This was the "gallant 
 
 TnJ^" • 7''^**f'l«n^'^\i0V./'''''*"'*'-«^^^'^l* braggadocio-" Arabian 
 maies spined and necked like the ichtliyosaums in the museum, and 
 hiimped and cornered like a dromedary ! To glance at the genuine son 
 of the desert is to take the romance out of him forever— to behold his 
 steed IS to long in charity to strip his harness off and let him fall to 
 pieces. 
 
 Presently we came to a ruinoua old town on the hill, the same being 
 tlie ancient Jezreel. ® 
 
JEZRKEL. 
 
 333 
 
 Al.iib, KiiifT of buniiim, (this was a very vast kingdom, for those dav-s 
 and was very nearly half as large ,t.s Rhode Tslan,!)' dwe t in t h o o 7of 
 Je ree , w nch was las capital. Xear Imn lived aSaan hv the name of 
 Nal oth, who had a vn.eyard. The King asked hhn for it,' and wl ' he 
 woul.l not give ,t, oifered to buy it. 13ul Naboth refused to 1 In 
 
 hose days It was considered a sort of crime to part with one' i^d.er 
 ance utany pnce-and even if a man di.l part with it, it reve to 
 h.msdt or Ins heirs again at the next jubilee ^ear. So th s spoi el i d 
 of a King went and lay down on the bed with his face to the wa 
 gneved sorely. The Queen, a notorious character in those da^, u 
 
 as el hun wherefore he sorrowed, and he told her. Jezebel said si e 
 could secnre tins vmeyard ; and she went forth an.l forged letters to It 
 nobles and wi.se men in the King's name, and ordered them to pmclim 
 a fast and set Naboth on high before the people, and suborn two witnesses 
 to swear that he had blasphemed. Tliey did it, and the people oed 
 le accused by the city wall, an,l he died. Then Jezebel clmi am tl 
 
 ^ne^mf' ' S^ XI i ''^'^'t^^^?^' " ^ '"^^'"--^ "!' '-^^ «^i-^« 
 Vut\t.Vr 1 ^yt- V"^ ^''' vmeyard, and went into it to possess it. 
 Lut the Prophet Elijah came to him there and read his fate to him, and 
 the fateo^ Jezebe ; and said that in the place where dogs licked the 
 blood of Naboth, dogs should also lick his blood-and he sai.l, i ].^w e 
 
 ime, the King was ki led in battle, and when his chariot wheels were 
 ^vaHhed in the poo of Samaria, the .logs licked the blood. In after vears 
 Jehu, wlio was King of Israel, marched down against Jezreel, by order 
 
 rebukt ^''^'^"''' '''f ^^^^^^^^^-^ o-'^e of those couvincSiig 
 
 icbukes so conimon among the people of those days; he killed many 
 k ngs and their subjects, and as he came along he saw Jezebel, painted 
 
 Zni^ 1^ Tf- ^"'^T'^ °"* "^ '" ^''"^'^' '^'^'1 ""l^^-^^^l that she L 
 inc ei foot Ihen Jehii went in and .sat down to dinner ; and proseutly 
 he sauI, Go and bury this cursed woman, for slie is a King's LvA^tev 
 llie spirit of charity came upon him too late, however, for°he i.ronhecv 
 had already been fultilled-the dogs had eaten her, and thev '' fo no 
 more o her han the skull and the feet, and the >alms of her hands ' 
 
 Al ab, the late King, had left a helpless family behind him, and Jehu 
 k led seventy ot the orphan sons. Then he killed all the relatives and 
 te c ers, and servants ami friends of the family, and rested from his 
 abor nntil he came near to Samaria, where 'he met fortv-two per- 
 sons and as^ked them who they were; they said they were brother of 
 he King of Jndah. He killed them. When he got to Samaria he said 
 he woukl show his zeal for_ the Lord ; so he gathered all the priesttS d 
 
 S; t.Tw'^ "''T'''^^'l"'^^'"^' protendhig that he wis goinj o 
 a o that worship ,u,d oiier up a great sacrifice ; and when the\ wei-e 
 all shut up where hey could not defend themselves, he caused every 
 
 """^lis 1 br'" '' '"'"'• ''''''' ^^^'"•' '''' S*^^^' missionary, rest 5 
 Ills labors once more. 
 
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324 
 
 c;iDEOX H HAND — SAMAllIA. 
 
 "Wo went back to the valloy, and rode to tlio Fountain of Ain Jflii.l 
 Tlioy call It tl.o lM.untain of Jezroll, Tisually. It is a i,on.l al.out on.'- 
 hiuulml foot s,,i,i.rn nn.l four foot .loop, with a stroani of wator tiioklin.' 
 into It froin un.loi- an ..ver-han-in- lo.Igo of rooks. It is i.i tho n.i.lst of 
 a^roat soht.Kh. Iloro Oidoon pitoho.! his can.,, in tho oWon tinios • 
 behm.lShunoniL,yt).o''Midianit,.s, tho Anudokitos, and tho C'hildrou' 
 ot tJie hast, wlio wore "ns,i,n-asshoi,i.ors fur nndtitudo; l.oth tliov and 
 their camohi Avore witliont n,.nd.or, as tlie sand l.v tho sea-sJdo for 
 imdtitiir 0. WJncli means that tliore wore one Imndrod an.l tlartv-tivo 
 thousand 7non, and that they had transportation service accor.lin.dv 
 Cxuioon with only tliroe hund.-o.l men, surprised them in tho ni-d.t' 
 and stood l.y and looked on while they butcher<-d each other until J 
 hundred and twenty thousami lav dead on th(! field 
 
 _ We cauipo.l at Jenin before ni^d.t, and -ot „p and starte.I a-ain at one 
 o clock HI the niornuiK .S.,niewhore towards davli-ht we j.assed the 
 locality where the best authenticated tradition locates the ,)it into which 
 Josephs bretnren threw hi,.,, and about noon, after passini; over a 
 succession of mountain tops, clad with -roves of tig and olive tiees, with 
 the_Mediterraneanins.,irhtson,efo,v,Mniles away, and -oin- by manv 
 ancient Biblical_cit.es whose inhabitants glowered sav,7gelv^,pon o.u- 
 Cln-istian pi-ocession, and were seeminglv inclined to practice on it with 
 stones, we came to the sin,gularly terraced and unlovelv hills that betravod 
 that we were out of Galilee and into Samaria at last ' 
 
 Wo climbed a high hill to visit the city of Samaria, where the woman 
 may have hailed f.'om who cc-vevsed with Christ at Jacob's Well and 
 from whence, no doubt, ca.ne a.lso the c elebratod Uood San.aritan. Herod 
 tne Irreat is said to have made a mag.iiticent citv of this place and a 
 great number of coarse limestone columns, twentv feet high and two feet 
 tlirough, that are almost guiltless of arcliitectural grace of slripe and 
 ornament, are pointed out by many authors as evidence of the fact 
 lliey would not have been considered handsome in ancient Greece 
 however. ^^^^^, 
 
 The inhabitants of this camp are particularly vicious, and stoned two 
 parties of our pilgrims a day or two ago who brought about the difficultv 
 by showing their revolvers when they did not intend to use them— a 
 tiling which IS deemed bad judgment in the Far West, and ought certainly 
 to be so considere.l anywhere. In the new Territories, whei'i a man puts 
 his hand on a weapon, he knows that he must use it: he must use it 
 instantly or expect to be shot down where he stands. Those j.ilcrrims 
 had been reading Grimes. '■ * 
 
 There was nothing for US to do in Samaria but buy handfuls of old 
 Koman coins at a franc a dozen, and look at a dilapidated church of the 
 Crusades and a vault m it which once contained the body of John the 
 liaptist! _ This rehc was long ago earned away to Genoa. 
 
 ..amaria stood a disastrous siege, once, in the days of Elisha, at the 
 
 hands of the kiu" of Svri-1 Pi-ivi<;i"r.T-=: ,,^-.1-1 ^ n i 
 
 " ,T, n ' ■ ^ ^''^^^lons reucjicd such a figure that ''an 
 
 ass head was sold for eighty })ieces of silver and the fourth part of a cab 
 ot dove s dung for hve pieces of sil , er." 
 
SAMAIUA. 
 
 335 
 
 An incuont rm.nlo.1 of tlut l.eavy timo nil! .ivo out- u v.rv«oo<l idov 
 of u. atstn-s. that ,,n,vuilo.l u-itl.in tln-s,- ....:;,„l.,i„,, walj.; '1 tt 
 King was walkiny upon th.l,attle.,.out.suu....lMV, -a ^va,„..n cvml out 
 
 un 1 j^ «"^^ oixHl, this woman saul nnto mo, (Jiv. tl.y son, tlatt wo ,„av 
 eat lanito-dav an. we w.ll „at n.y son to-n.om,w. So wo hoi od 
 n>y sun, and d.d eat him : and I sai.l unto ho,- on the ncKt div Giv thv 
 Hon that we ,uay eat him : and she hath hid her .son " ^' ' 
 
 nnies'.W'T'l'^'';*';" '^'f''''^ ^''"^ '''''^'"' ^■'^"'' "»•' t^^""tv Innus the 
 puces ot food shouhl '^o .h)wn to nothiu,^ ahuost, and it was so The 
 
 Syrian ai-M.y broke camp and lied, for some eause or otla-r, the fauiino 
 w. reljeve.] irou. without, and n.any a sho,hly speeulator i,! dove's " 
 and ass meat was runied. » 
 
 At NN o o clock we stopped to lunch and re.st at ancient Sheehem. l.etween 
 the historic Mounts of ( Jerizim aud Ehal where in the old tin.es he book 
 of tlu, law, the cm-ses .md the blessings, were read fi-o.n the he d.t^ t^ 
 the Jewish nudtitudes below. '■'o'"-^ 
 
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CHAPTER LI I 
 
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 |HK narrow canon in wliidi Nahlous, or Hliocheui, in Kitunted, is 
 
 under liigli cultivation, and Uw. soil is oxceodingly bkok and fertilo. 
 
 It is well watered, and itn nlHuent ve;,'etation gains eflect by contrast 
 
 with tlio barren hills that tower on cither side. One of these hills is tho 
 
 • ancient Mount of Blessings and tho other the INIount of Curses; and 
 
 wise men wlio seek for fultiltnents of proi)liecy think they ind hero a 
 
 wonder of this kind — to wit, that tho Mount of Bh'ssings is strangely 
 
 fertile and its mate as strangely unproductive. We couhl not see that 
 
 tlu're was really much difference lietween them in this respect, however. 
 
 Shecheni is distinguished as ono of the residences of the patriarch 
 
 ■ Jacob, and as the seat of thoso tribes that cut themselves loose from 
 
 their brethren of Israel and propagated doctrines not in conformity with 
 
 those of the original Jewish eroed. For thousands of years this clan 
 
 liave dwelt in Shecheni under strict ta!n<, and having little commerce 
 
 or fellowship with their fellow men of any religion or nationality. For 
 
 generations they have not mnnl)ered more than one or two hundred, l>at 
 
 they still adhere to their ancient faith and inaintain their ancient rites 
 
 and ceremonies. J'alk of family and old descent .' Princes and nobles 
 
 pride themselves upon lineages thcv can trace back some hundreds of 
 
 years. What is this trifle to tliis handful of old fir.st families of 
 
 Shechem, who can name their fathers straight back without a flaw for 
 
 thousands—straight back to a period so remote that men reared in a 
 
 country wh' re the days of two hundred years ago are called "ancient" 
 
 times grov. iized and bowihlered when they try to comprehend it ! Here 
 
 is respectability for you— here is " family" — here is high descent vrorth 
 
 talking about. This sad, proud remnant of a once mighty comnuniity 
 
 still hold themselves aloof from all the world ; they still live as their 
 
 filthers lived, labor as their fathers labored, think as they did, feel as 
 
 they did, worship in tho same i)lace, in sight of the same landmarks, and 
 
 in the same quaint, patriarchial way their ancestors did more than thirty 
 
 centuries ago. I found myself gazing at any straggling scion of tliis 
 
 strange race with a riveted fascination, just as ono woukl stare at a 
 
 living mastodon, or a megatherium that liad moved in the grey dawn of 
 
 creation and seen the wonders of that mysterious world that was before 
 
 the flood. 
 
 ^ CHiefuIiy preserved anioug the sacred archives of this curious commn- 
 uity is a MSS. copy of the ancient Jewish huv, which is .said to be the 
 
 years 
 
JOSEPH'S TOM n—jAroii's \vn , 
 
 OlUt'St (IdiMUnCIlt OTl onffli Ti • 
 
 Its f;.u.o is so,uow].at -Unni:: 'Ti "^ l^^:;;^ ^ '"""'V^T '^ "'«''*• 
 >^o iiiimy atitliors of Palosti.i" tr,. .11. • u ^ i ' '"'^''^"^o of the (loiil»fs 
 
 th" lu-h-pnoHt of il.is anciopt .Saii.ui . . • ^ proeiiml from 
 
 H «.crot docMunout of still in,l^ i , tv anli'T''' ''' ^''•'''' •"^'•""-• 
 mtoiust, wJ.ich r ,.,.ono.s., to „nl, islV ' ' r /'"""^ <'xtiMonlin,uy 
 
 and w;;:.r;;ti:j!K,;t;;f :V";^' ^''i'*"'^" -^^ ^--^ -^^ si..,..,., 
 
 tho Ha.no timo. Th^s , n-st ou s'n ^' •?''"' ,"" "^''^' '''' *''^''"' "^"^-' 
 men. ' "i* >^- »t is yuanlu.l ••>' heiv« si-irits iiivisil,!,. to 
 
 Mount KI.UI, b3fo,-o Itt i 1 '^^"'^•^'^^"';^-^^ '"'Ited at tl.o Uso of 
 .-tly w,.itJwasI.e,l. A^ >s ' i ",,;;r';;;';"'?^'";' ''>^ " ''i^!' '^tone wall 
 
 la bettor auti.cnticato.1 than thiT" ''^ ''^^'i'''' -"^'^ ' '■"tli 
 
 nr^,?:j;!iro;:^;;:;]''M^^^ of t,. ...... 
 
 F. w tombs on earth command tho voner-tion of ■ 
 ni"u of divers creeds as this of Jos.'m!, i • ^ ',"''">' '"''"^^ =''»! 
 
 Hiul Chiistian alike, rovere it and a or -/^'T'?'^ ""'' '^«''"' ^^^"^Itm 
 of Joseph, the dutiful sou tie'aftttio U fit '^T I''''' ''^^' ^omb 
 "lun, the ^vise Prhio. and v„j" '? ' ./f f V • '^ "V'''"' ^^'« ^"t"0"« 
 Icnows his bistoiy." ' ■'^->1'* ^^l^Jus inHuence-tho world 
 
 In this same "parcel of fround" wl,; i i i , 
 Humor for a l.uncLd pi.^^T^wJujJf^''' ?^^'' f ^''" ^^^ ^f 
 cut in the solid roc'c and i.. , , „ V ' ""^'^ celobrate.d M-ell. It is 
 
 name c^ this nn;i:^::^::,Zi^:^ZT'l^'fy ^-^^'-I'• ^^1^ 
 ami take no uotico of, is as fnnili, .! l S /''' "''"^ ^^"■^''M^^'^i.^ by 
 children and the pea.sants o^.llnv f/ ^' ^"^"^ "r""''^ *'* '^'^^ ^i'« 
 than the Mieuin ; it is ISan t F^S'" ^^ ^^ ^^"^ ^^"-- 
 
 -" ;: aiXna;:7Si^^^^^^^ f '' ^^ — - ^^- 
 
 tok her of the mysterious v.-Itei ofr \. ^1''" ^7'' '^''"^^'^^ <^^' '^'«1 
 iiobles still clierisii in t!.. .,.,..]i-,- ,!. .' ,- ^le^eendants of „ld Eno-]ish 
 or that king tarried a dav with' snru' f .?'"" ,''""^*^" ^'^^^^ ^'^^'t this king 
 
 years ,igo, no doubt the do v^d m . J H '' ''^'"''T ^^^''^^ ^"""J''«^ 
 L'L' u...,.ta...aut, of the woman of Samaria, livin- 
 
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338 
 
 JACOBS LADDER. 
 
 there in Shecliem, still refer with pardonable vanity to this conversation 
 of their ancestor, held some little time gone by, with the Messiah of the 
 Christians. It is not likely that they undervalue a distinction such as 
 this. Samaritnn nature is luiman nature, and human nature remembers 
 contact with the illustrious, always. 
 
 For an offence done to the family honor, the sons of Jacob exterminated 
 all Shecliem once. 
 
 We left Jacjl)'s Well and traveled till eight in the evening, but rather 
 slowly, for we had been in the saddle nineteen hours, and the horses 
 were cruelly tired. We got so far ahead of the tents that we had to- 
 camp in an Arab village, and sleep on the ground. We could have slept 
 in the largest of the houses ; but there were some little drawbacks : it 
 was populous with vermin, it had a dirt floor, it was in no respect cleanly, 
 and there was n family of goats in the only bedroom, and two donkeys 
 in the parlor. Outside there Avere no inconveniences, except that the 
 dusky, i-agged, earnest-eyed villagers of both sexes and all ages grouped 
 themselves on their haunches all around us, and discussed us and criticised 
 «s with noisy tongues till midnight. We did not mind the noise, being 
 tired, but, doubtless, the reader is aware that it is almost an impossible 
 thing to go to sleep when you knoAV that people are looking at you. "We 
 went to bed at ten, and got u]) again at two and started once more. 
 Thus are people persecuted by dragomen, whose sole ambition in life is 
 to get ahead of each other. 
 
 About daylight Ave passed Shiloh, Avliere the Ark of the Covenant 
 rested three lunidred years, and at Avhose gates good old Eli fell doAvn 
 and " brake his neck" Avhen the messenger, riding hartl,from the battle, 
 told him of the defeat of his jieople, the death of his sons, and, more than 
 all,' the capture of Israel's pride, her hope, her refuge, the ancient Ark 
 her forefathers brought Avith them out of Egypt. It is little Avonder 
 that under circumstances like these he fell down and brake his neck. 
 But Shiloh had no charms for us. We Avere so cold that there was no 
 comfort l)ut in motion, and so droAvsy Ave could hardly sit u[)on the 
 horses. 
 
 After a Avhile avc came to a shapeless mass of ruins, Avhich still bears 
 the name of Bethel. It Avas here that Jacob lay doAvn and had that 
 superb vision of angels flitting up and doAvn a ladder that resvched from 
 the clouds to earth, and caught glimpses of their blessed home through 
 the open gates of Heaven. 
 
 The pilgrims took Avhat Avas left of the halloAved ruin, and Ave pressed 
 on toward the goal of our crusade, renoAvned Jerusalem. 
 
 The farther Ave Avent the hotter tlie sun got, and tlie more rocky and 
 hare, repulsive and dreary the landscape became. There coultl not have 
 been more fragments of stone streAvn broadcast over this jjai't of the 
 world, if eA-ery ten square feet of the land had been occupied by a 
 separate and distinct stonecutter's establishment for an age. There was 
 hardly a trets or a shrub any Avhere. Even tiie olive and the cactus, 
 those fiist friends of a worthless soil, had almost deserted the country. 
 
JERUSALEM. 
 
 339 
 
 irndsandtlieLrrouudin.-cmm^^^^^^^^^^^ i '^S ^^'ff«»-^'i«> between the 
 
 i4^rs:;;:i;:';::;i;::^,:ir;;^^^ :; ^^- ^'^f -- *^^e to.i> of the 
 
 Jerusalem came in si.l7 Wo n He/- '""''."" ?""^"^«- ^^^i" »« 
 nionient at the ancienTkunHin o pl, , '"^'^f'^'^'h'. We l.dtecl a 
 the cln-ns of thirsty anima ti ' e c^ I , ''" '''''''"' ^^'""^ ^^^^1''^^ V 
 no interest for us-we lo 'o/l to "^ T '"'f ^'^""^ centuries ago/had 
 after lull, and usuali; , ^ f „ ^tret h o;n""^''r' ^^' •^l''''-''^'^ "' ' '"" 
 to the top-but .liippCinln „?:^^i:r X\;";-''*-^ ^-^-- - got 
 beyond more nnsightli landscape Jn^HolyttL'"""" ^*"'"' '''"'^ 
 
 Pi^n and ev.,y sinner s::,:::^:^:; ti;;^ ■ Il^l^^L !"' "'^^^ ^^'^^^ 
 
 J5::^::i^i;ri-sr-i^t;f^^ 
 
 So small I Why ft w ,? nT 1 , .^ "'^'''^ ^'*>^ ^'^^^■""^''J i" the sun 
 
 thousand inha.S;,^,:mll H?:i.'S; "^ ^^^"^^'^ -"'^^« «f fo- 
 tliirty thousan.l. JerusTlen n,,mf!! /" "''^"^'"■>' ^"^^'-i'"^ ^^ty of 
 
 We disniounted a d ook" SI"^ ""f"" '^"^""^ I'^P'- 
 across the svide inter veninTvZvfo "^"'^'''^ '^ ''^^^^ -sentences, 
 
 pronunent features dZ^clwZ^X "" °V"r ' ""'^ "^^^^'^ *''«»« 
 f.-o.u their school days tm tl eh- death w" "'t' ^'""^''"" *° '^" '"«" 
 of PIip,>icus, the Mosoue of 0,n n I n '""^'^ ^^cognize the to^yer 
 Oliyes/the A^Uley of L'ol 1 ; tl ^^^^^ *'^° Mount of 
 
 of aethsen.ane-and hU m Son IwT 7' ''^, ^"""'' '""^ *''« ^'-^"'en 
 
 ourpi,;;-:,f.:;:^r' ^uiiSu. ™^'r^^^ ^^^ ^'-^--^ -on 
 
 brai)i M-as not teenun./w t , Ik 7 /'"^^^'^''-'-^l "^ tl'e party whose 
 
 by the grand his^^y^oAi^'Sw S ^El^l f--^ /-oked 
 
 among the,n all was no " voice of themlh.at,'" "''" "^' '^•'* "*^" 
 -iiiere was no r;ill foi- +r..ii.c. 'n < , , ' 
 
 thoughts Jeru^i: n ^:.^^ ^..^^fjlj^^p;" V''-- !'-'\<-^ of place. The 
 
 all, dignity. .Su,-h tho^H ts o no find' ^^^ ""^'""''^'' '''^ '"«''« *I'^" 
 the emotions of the nursery "" "l'l"'^'l'^-i'^to expression in 
 
 anSnlimUhe^J^::;;,^:-: -'--- -oked streets, hy the 
 been trying to c.>rnnreh« UlS T ! '' '^" n''"-'' forse^eral ho,n-s I have 
 where Hoh^inon a^tV:l^'t^^ZX^' " ''" ^"'f V"" '^'"' ^^^^ 
 
 wbere walls still stand that ^^^^\l::'^,::z:7;i::'^^^ 
 
CIl A P T E II L I 1 1 
 
 A 
 
 FAS^T Avalkei- could go oiits-iide ilie walls of JeniHaleiu and walk 
 entirely around the city in an hour. I do not know how else to 
 make one understand how small it is. The ai)i)earance of the city is 
 peculiar. It is as knoljby with countless little domes as a ])risou door 
 is Avith bolt-heads. Every house has froni one to half a dozen of these? 
 Avhitc-plastered domes of stone, broad and low, sitting in the centre of 
 or in a cluster ni)on, the flat roof. Wherefoi'e, Avheu one looks down 
 from an eminence, upon the compact mass cf houses (so closely crowded 
 together, in lact, that there is no ai)poarance of streets at all, and so the 
 city looks solid), he sees the knobbiest town in the world, except Con- 
 stantinople. It looks as if it might bo roofed, from centre to circum- 
 ference, with invtirted saucers. The monotony of the view is interrupted 
 only by the groat Mosqr.e of Omar, the Tower of Hijipicus, and one or 
 tv»-o otlier buildings that rise into connnanding })rominence. 
 
 Tlie houses are generally t^-o-story high, built strongly of masonry, 
 whitewashed or plastered outside, and have a cage of wooden lattice-work 
 projecting in front of every window. To reproduce a Jerusalem street, 
 it woulil only be necessary to u])-end a chicken coop and hang it before 
 each window in an alley of American houses. 
 
 The streets are roughly and badly paved with stone, and are tolerably 
 crooked — enough so to make each street appear to close togetlier con- 
 stantly and come to an end about a hundred yards ahead of a i)ilgrim as 
 long as he chooses to walk in it. Projecting fronr the top ot the lower 
 story of m uiy of the houses is a very narrow jioreh-roof or shed without 
 supports from below ; and I have several times seen cats jump across 
 the street from one shed to the other when they were out calling. The 
 cats could have jumped doulilo the distance without extraordinary 
 exertion. I mention these things to give an idea of how narrow the 
 .streets are. vSinca a cat can jump across them without the least 
 inconvenience, it is hardly necessary to state that such streets are too 
 narrow for carriages. These vehicles can not navigate the Holy City. 
 
 The population of Jerusalem is compo.sed of ]Mo.slems, Jews, Greeks, 
 Latins, Armenians, Syrians, Cojits, Abyssinians, (ireek Catholics, and a 
 handful of Protestants. One Imndred of the latter sect are all that dwell 
 now in this birthplace of Christianity. The nice shades of nationality 
 comprised in the above list, and the languages spoken by them, ai-e 
 
THE HOLY SEPULCHKE. 
 
 341 
 
 altogcthf-r too uuniorous to mention. It se^ms to mo ih.t oil .1 
 
 and colours and tongues of tlie c^irtli innlf l ! 1 f " ^^''^ ''''''^'' 
 
 fourteen tLouHund souls tl,atdwer J h Inr^^P^jf' "H"^, ^'^ 
 I)overty and dirt tliose simi^ n,ul .,.„ i "'""•^''f ' »• . i^'ig«, wretchedness, 
 
 ivi.sie,j.ruiemo;.it:,:;i:;^;rlr"S^^^ TT^ ^^ 
 
 cripples, tJie blind, and the idiotic •K.^rv ' ' '\ '"""''• ^^^i'^''«' 
 
 know but o.ie word of L/t one Wn' O" every liand, and they 
 sheesh." To s^tt n„X . T^'" apparently-the eternal 'M>uck- 
 luimanity that hro tie SvTl ''""Tf' '"^'^f"^'"^-^' ""^^ 'Hseased 
 suppose that the an fen ^ Vh /Z '""' «^«*^'"'^! ^he gates, one nught 
 Lord M-as expectJ^^ t^ d Sn ° " ?"'"' 'T^'"'^*-'^" '"'^'^^^ "^ ^^- 
 
 Bethesada. Jerusale^is ni^li L ^ , "f"'"'* ^'^ '^"" *'^^' ^^'^^^^''^ «f 
 not desire to li'" W ' "" ''''''■^' '""^ ^•^^^^«-^«- ^ ^^'""l^l 
 
 nelS^tS^- ?- - ;t^ «;:;^ «^ i^ Hght n. the .ty, 
 
 CJuu-ch of'iho ITolv fepZ/rcL-e ' "' ''" ^^'^ '''''~'''' ^^«- «^' ^^"^ 
 
 beS;:rs.f :e^::^onii;';s'fy^^T'f i'^' ''-r-' --^^^^'^^ «^ 
 
 dife,; .sects wil no o dv a.i,tl Zlt U ^T'^''*'^~^'' Christians of 
 if allowed to do it. BeZir s ; S^ '''''^ P^''^^^' 
 
 of Unction, whereon the S -vin ,S 1 ?• ^' ''■^'''^' ^^^'^''^ t^^^ «t«"^' 
 
 It was found neceii,^ to conce 1 tl^^ ^ T'V''^* to prepare it for burial, 
 save it from destruc o„ P ^'eal stone m this way in order to 
 
 canie thither'' at trlych^-i '^-"7^'^ ''''' «^""^S when Maxy 
 Sepulchre itself Tt is a;^' bou; ??feS '"' "' '^^*?' /'" -"•!*-«>« 
 on which the deadSavioir Hv^vf^ 1 ? ^^>' «^^:«"-^"'l «•« «tone couch 
 and occupies 1 S s 3 , ^^/f*^"^^^ ^''^"^ .'^"^1 to end of the apartment 
 
 been muih woTn b^t ^e Ips of u> " nT Tr'' '1 ?"'"^ """^ '''''''' ^- 
 now. Over it hanJ some «f?^' 1 1 , "'' ''^'' "^"■«** "« '''' '^'tar, 
 
 gewgaw., and fciw<liyo.-„anieutatiou '"•""l.il.zed by tn,miH>iy 
 
 and not ve„t„,, npon a>,„tl"?f ™ | T. T 1 '""" '""^' *° "^'f 
 «.e VUHd .„,.,». , J;e chap. Of ... «,.a„, i, ,,. nirj Zt 
 
 «,, " I'—vv.. -iiic' uuapei 01 tne ; 
 
 ot the Copts is tlie humblest of them all. 
 
 
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 f, 
 
 t ,f 
 
 iff 
 
 It is nothing but a 
 
 dismal 
 
342 
 
 Tin: HOLY SEPLLC'HKE. 
 
 cavern, roughly hewn in the living rock of the Hill of Calvary. In one 
 sule of it two ancient tombs are hewii, which are claimed to be those in 
 ■which Nicodemns and Joseph of Aramathea were buried. 
 
 As wc moved among the great piers and pillars of another part of the 
 church, we came upon a party of black robed, animiil-looking Italian 
 monks, with candles in their hands, who were chanting something in 
 Latui, and going through some kind of religious iierformance around a 
 disk of white marble let into the lioor. It was there that the risen 
 Saviour appeared to Mary Magdalen in the likeness of a gardener. Near 
 by was a similar stone, shaped like a star— here the :Magdalen herself 
 stood, at the same time. IMonks wei-e performing in this place also. 
 They perform every where— all over the vast building, and at all houi-s! 
 Their candles are always flitting about in the gloom, and making the dim 
 old church more dismal than there is any necessitv that it should be 
 even though it is a tomb. ^ ' 
 
 We were shown the place where our Lord appeared to his mother after 
 the Resurrection. Here, also, a marble slab marks the place were St. 
 Helena, the mother of the Emperor Constantino, found the crosses about 
 three hundred years after the Crucifixion. According to the legend, 
 this great discovery elicited extravagant demonstrations of joy. °But 
 they were of shcrb duration. The question intruded itself : " Which 
 bore the blessed Saviour, and which the thieves?" To be in doubt, in 
 
 so mighty a matter as this— to be uncertain which one to adore Avas a 
 
 grievous misfortune. It turned the public joy to son'ow. But when 
 lived there :i holy prie.st who could not set so simple a trouble as this at 
 rest ? One of these soon hit u[)on a plan that would be a certain test. 
 A noble lady lay very ill in Jerusalem. The wise priests ordered that 
 the three crosses be taken to her bed side one at a time. It was done. 
 When her eyes fell upon the first one, she uttered a scream that Wiis 
 hear.] beyond the Damascus Gate, and even upon the Mount of (Jlives, 
 it was said, and then fell back in a deadly swoon. They recovered her 
 and brought the second cross. Instantly she went into feaiful convul- 
 sions, and it was with the greatest diHicultj that six strong men could 
 hold her. They were afraid, now, to bring in the third cross. They 
 began to fear that possibly they had fallen upon the wrong crosses, and 
 that the true cross was not with this number at all. However, as the 
 woman seemed likely to die with the convulsions that were tearing her, 
 they concluded that the tiiird could do no more than put her out of misery 
 with a hapi)y dispatch. So they brought it, and behold, a" miracle ! The 
 woman sprang from her bed, smiling and joyful, and perfectly restored to 
 health. When we listen to evidence like this, we cannot but believe. 
 We would be ashamed to doubt, andjjroperly, too. Even the very part 
 of Jerusalem where this aU occurred is there yet. So there is really no 
 room for doubt. 
 
 The priests tried to show us, through a small screen, a fragment of the 
 genuine Pillar of Flagellation, to which Christ was bound when they 
 scourged him. But we could not see it, because it was dark inside the 
 
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 screen However a baton is kept liere, whicli tl.e pilrn-ini tl.rustH 
 
 pZ'VV; if '^'^ ''''''\ '""^ *''"^ ^"^ "« 1^"«'''^- ^'^'-'^'^ that the true 
 1^ fo . 1 o ;°f 'f'°;' ^'^ "\*"^^'«-. He can not Imve any excuse to doubt 
 
 t^^:i :^; Sn^ ''''''' "'^ "^^^'^^ "^ ^^" ^^^ •* - <'^^^"-*'^- - '- 
 
 f].5r* ^'^i; fr^^'n liere was a, niche where they used to preserve a piece of 
 
 discovered in the sixteentli century. Tlio Latin priests sav it was stolen 
 away, long ago by priests of another sect. That seen.; like a ?ml 
 .^.tement to n.dce, but we know veiy well that it rous stolen, iL'lule 
 ^e have seen it ourselves m several cf the cathedrals of Italv and 
 -T X <ince. >■ 
 
 But the relic that touched us most was the plain old sword of tint 
 
 bladt in Clir stendoiu wields such enchantment as this-no blade of all 
 that rust in the ancestral halls of Europe is able to invoke su 1 v"sio 
 
 of ^T "\ -'''I'^f" '^ Z'"" "''" ^^'^^ "1"- it-^-- that can p at" 
 of saclichivalnc deeds or tell such brave tales of the warrior dais of 
 
 b.l J '"•''"";■' "•''''/''^''^"^^'""'■■^ ""^ tl-.e Holy Wars tluit has 
 
 ckd i n?^""" V''" ^'T ^'' y''''> ""^1 l'^"i''^ '^ ^'^^ thoughts with mai 
 clad images with inarching armies, with battles and with sie-^es It 
 ^^aks o am of Baklu-in, and Tancred, the princely Saladin, a ul i-reat 
 
 t^iS'sil^f r r,^'"' ";"'• ^' "'" "'*'^ -1"^^ «-''^^ '^l=^'l- -^ thes.e°th'i 
 these splendid heroes of romance used to segregate a man, so to speak 
 
 Ss ::;: *'" ''f '' i'^^ '^ ^^'^ «"« -^^^ --^^ *'- -ther half til : ';. 
 
 el • f ^ •'^''™«V';!« -l-^ven hundreds of 8aracen Knights from crown to 
 CUM m those ohl times M-hen Godfrey wielded it. It v,-as enchantecl 
 then, by a genms that Avas und(>r the command of King Solomon When 
 dju^ ..Jljroached it. master's tent it always struck the shidd ImS 
 claigal out a herce alarm upon the startled ear of night. In times of 
 doubt, or m fog or darkness, if it were drawn from it^ sheath it ou 
 .omt instantly toward the foe, and thus reveal the wav-and i wo 
 als^o attempt to start after them of its own accord. A Christian cc 
 
 1 ;. r^; T""' r"' ^' r*'^'^ "°* ^^"'^^^^ ^-"••'-' -f-- toimrth 
 
 •md .L 1 r'." •'" t^''''""^ *''"* '^ ^^■^"'*' ""t l-^^'P ft'om its scabbard 
 
 lei Is th?; " statements are all w.^ll auUienticated in many 
 
 egUK, that ai^e among the most trustworthy legends the good old 
 
 I "ut'or'\['"r"'" /,--f.-^-f-«etoli Godfrey's swjr.d, 1^:;' 
 
 spuit of Grimes was upon me, and if I liad had a graveviu-d I would 
 have destroyed all the infidels in J erusalem. I wipe'd the 1 od df he 
 Old sword andhanded it back to the priest-I did^,ot wan the fr sh 
 .gore to obliterate those sacred spots 'that crimsoned its bri^h ess o> e 
 clay s,x hundred years ago and thus gave Godfrey warning'tha bef e 
 the sun went down lius journey of life would end. 
 
 we camrio"'^^' ^^Tt '\'' ?'"""' "^ '^'' ^''"'•<^'' ^^' t''*^ H"lv Sepulchre 
 ^vc tame to a small chapel, hewn out of the rock-a place which has 
 
311 
 
 THK (.'ENTllK OK THK KAKTII. 
 
 hyon luiuwu ..s •• flie Piison of 0;.r Lord" fur many centuries Tr^di 
 tu^n^y. that ].ere the 8avio.ir whh confined jusJ previo,^ y to the 
 n'umhxjon. Under mi ultar by the door was a pair of' stone tods f .^ 
 I.tmum le,^s. The.e thin.i^s are called the " lionds of Christ " mJ the 
 
 ""tI !7'' ""''Wr"' V'-* *\^ ^'"' S^"*'" ^^^«™ *'^« '"""« tl^^y '^o^v^ bear. 
 Jh.Gi-eeKCmplis the most roomy, the richest and the showiest 
 
 thci; r "'' ri r^' •"' ' ".?^'^" ^''^I'^'-^'^^'^'^- ^^■'^ '^^*--' like that o a 
 tlic*(,K.CK (.hurche. is a lofty screen that extends clear across the chanel 
 
 andisgo^^eous .nh ^iidin. and pictures. The numerous la m^S 
 hann before It are of gold and silver, and co.st great su.ns ' 
 
 ndWle!;-\ir""n'^'^'" place is a short cohunn that rises from the 
 .' .// Tl e ^7"7'i\ "^ *^' "r^'^P^'l- '^'"l «^"^»'k-s tJ.e exact centre 
 fnl!. .J 'T*'"''^''^'^*' traditions tell us that thLs was known 
 
 to be the earth s centre, ages ago, an.l that when Christ was upon eart 
 Le .set all doubts ui.on the subject at rest forever, by .stati u" w th hi 
 own hps that the tradition was correct. Eemember, He .said tl at tin 
 particular coiunm stood i.non the centre of the world. If the re of 
 the world changes, the colu.un changes its position accordingly Thi 
 c-olunm has moved three different times, of its own accord Thi"/ is 
 
 of 7C e.,vtlf't*] ^'r^'"^'*^'^" ' f "'^t"^-«' '^t three different times, masses 
 01 the eaitl-Mhole ranges .f mountains, probably-have flown off into 
 space thus e,s.senmg the diametev of the earth, and chaiKdnc. the exact 
 
 We ;^i, . ^- •" ""?" '^' '^ 'r^' ''• *^^°- '''^'^ - -^ -^y curious "nd 
 teiestng circunistauce and is a withering rebuke to those philosophers 
 
 uili7o"i' - "ft- r ''^"'^ *^"^' '' ^'^ ""' l'°^«^'^l« ^- '^"y I'-tio" of tl 
 eartJi to tly off into .s])ace. 
 
 To .satisfy hiniself that this .spot was really the centre of the earth a 
 
 eptic once paid well for the privilege of ascending to the dome of the 
 
 .'huich to see if the sun gave him a sliadow at noon. He came down 
 
 t^:^TTr'lJ''''''^ '^^'^ r-y «J-<b' and the sun threw no 
 shadows at all ; but the man was satisfied tlmt if the sun liad come out 
 and made shadows, ,t could not have n.ade any for hin.. Piooft like 
 these are not to be .set aside by the idle tongues of eavilers. To such a' 
 
 Siat'nothf ' ""' "'-V?'"^' *^ ^' ^«^^^'"-<^'l' '^^^y ««"y - convictioa 
 tJiat iiotJung can ever shake. 
 
 If even greater i.roofs than those I have mentioned are wanted to 
 
 tt'efri^^'^^'■''"^'""'^!r^°°^'^'' *^"* *^"'^ is the genuine centre of 
 mlv t • '' "'■', '''• ^^'\Sre^'^^'t of them lies in the tact tlmt from 
 Thto^Z very coiunm was taken the dnstjro.n which Adcm. was made. 
 ihis can surely he regarded m the light of a settler. It is not likely 
 
 f,v^UtvT'"^T i"'' T'' ^'""^^^ ^''''' '^^"^ '"'-^d^ fro"^ «" inferior- 
 quallt^ of earth when it was entirely convenient to get first quality 
 
 Ihat Alan was formed of dirt procured in this very spot is amply 
 
 ni'ov Tl r.^V*';"* "^ "•" *'"'"""^ •^"^^•■'' "° '"-^ ^^^' ever been 7ffi. 
 to piove that the dirt was not procured here whereof he was made 
 
 on.e,f'^l"'T°" '7""'!'"'"*""'^ *l'"t"Slit ""der the roof of this same- 
 gi-eat church, and not far away from that illustrious column, Adam 
 
Tin: MARTYRED SOLDIKR— THE 
 
 INSCRIPTIOX. 
 
 .'U: 
 
 tbei-ecanl„„oei .,,',/. " ''''T'' "' I"""'""' <"" "» ''i— 
 
 i» not t,,c «,,rin IwSuJ i» "C,":™' - ^' '""" '•'■'"" """ "■"' S"- 
 
 <«".. I ,i„.,.,„i it „„ »,,„„,„ t„ i,„v: Tel r ;;"'." ,'''"•"' """ 
 
 dead re ativo. Let liim ivl,« „.. ii ' ,i,'ia\c of my poor 
 
 v«iu„K, i,c,,, for I o J fl," Tittih^ ,r'';'"; "> " •■■ ."""''"" '■'"■-'<> ""' 
 
 Holy L»,„l. Nol fo" ,, , ill V;"'" .'" "''' J°"""-.vi«SP tl..-„„.,l, 
 
 RonuursoJdier stood ti;', ?n f.d riJoT " f^'!^''}^' "«-> that 
 
 II wax noll,i,„. 1„" -t ™ t ! n™^ "■«' k«l' "m g^mg for !,„„„ together, 
 think St TT«i«r,, *i . ' ^"'^ ^^ ^"''' ^i''''<' *^F THK Jfavh " T 
 
 mi;'ti\vS:i;;':,^ ^--^ this w:;:;,erfu 
 
 Palestine, and\^s a^^^v fo . .t '^"'^f "*'»T- ;Sho traveled all over 
 
 seaivli for that thing, and never ^U^v unfit Z f I •. tT""^^ ="^ '^'"* 
 she would find Adat • if it 'vn tTe^ A I 1 '?^ ' ' , ^* '* ^'"^ ^^'''""' 
 
 clo«e to ^vhere the martyred Eoman soldier str That . " '"^''^'^ T^' 
 m ona of the churches in Rome now T , ''P^''''' l'^^^*'^ ^* 
 
 mscription is very distinct ' ^ ''"'' '"" '^^ ^* *'''^»-«- The 
 
HiG 
 
 CHAl'EL or THK MOCKIXCi. 
 
 We ])a.sse(l along a few stops and saw the altar built over the M^-y snot 
 wlK'ro tlio good Catholic priests say the soldiers divided the raiment of 
 the Saviour. 
 
 Then we went down into a cavern which cavilers say was once a cistem. 
 It is a chai)el, now, however— the Chapel of St. Helena. It is hfty-ono 
 feet long hy forty-three wide. In it is a marble chair which Helena used 
 to sitni while she superintended her workmen "-hen they were (liir<aucr 
 and delving for the True Cros^s. hi this i)lace is an altar dedicated to Ht. 
 Dnnas, tlie penitent thief. A new bronze statue is here— a statue of 
 St. Helena. It reminded us of poor Maximilian, so lately shot. He 
 ]n-esented it to this chapel ,vhcn he was about to leave for Iiis throne in 
 Mexico. 
 
 From the cistern we descended twelve st -ps into a large roughly-shaped 
 grotto, carved wholly out of the living rock. Helena blasted it out when 
 she was searching for the true cross. She had a laborious piece of work, 
 here, but it was richly rewarded. Out of this ])lace she got the crown of 
 thorns, the nails of the cross, the true ci'oss itself, and the cross of the 
 l)enitent thief. When slie thought she had found every thing and was 
 about to st9i), slie was tokl in a drean> to continue a day longer. It wius 
 very fortunate. She did ,o, and found the cross of the other thief 
 
 The walls and roof of this grotto still weep bitter tears in memory of 
 the event that transpired on Calvary, and devout pilgrims groan and 
 sob when these sad tears fall upon them from the dri])ping rock. The 
 monks call this ai)artment the •' Chapel of the Invention 'of the Crosd" 
 —a name which is unfortunate, because it leads the ignorant to ima^'ine 
 that a tacit acknowledguient is thus made that tlie tradition that Helena 
 found the true cross here is a fiction— an invention. It is a happiness 
 to know, however, that intelligent people do not doubt the story iu any 
 of its jjarticulars. 
 
 Priests of any of the chajiels and denominations in the Church of the 
 Holy Sepulchre; can visit this sacred grotto to weep and pray and worship 
 the geutle Redi uier. Two different congregations are not allowed to 
 enter at the same time, however, because they always fight. 
 
 Still marching iliroiigh the venerable church of the Holy Sepulchre, 
 .among chanting priests in coar.se long robes and .sandals ; pilgrims of all 
 colors ami many nationalities, in all sorts of strange costumes ; under 
 dusky arches and by dingy piers and columns; through a sombre 
 cathedral gloom freighted with smoke and incense, and faintly starred 
 with scores of caiulles that appeared suddenly and as suddenly disap- 
 peared, or drifted mysteriously hither and thither about the distant 
 aisles like ghostly jack-o'-lauterns— we came at last to a small chapel 
 Avhich is called the " Chapel of the mocking." Under the altar was a 
 fragment of a marble column ; this was the seat Christ sat on when he 
 was reviled, and mockingly made King, crowned with a crown of thorns 
 and sceptered with a reed. It was here that they blindfolded him and 
 struck him, and said iu derision, " Prophecy who it is that smote thee." 
 The tradition that this is the identical spot of the mocking is a very 
 
PLACE OF THE CUrciFIXIOX. 
 
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 fii'st to mention 
 refuse to receive 
 
 it. 
 lis 
 
 ancient om, The guide suid tl.at Saewulf was the 
 T do not know .Saewulf, but still I can not wo 
 evidence— none of us can. 
 
 ti,»^;ie a;:;sL"yi!;™ f'jj;;:i«°'::2 r\'" ';'Y'"- ""'■'"■"• 
 
 D,m, a,Kl took nil tl.eir n™ e ' .' f om I'l ■ ff'""' ^°"' f '*"'' *» 
 
 tomi, ,, i„ a goo,l state of i,resiTvati„„. ^ '"•'■ "'»™'<"-. '■« 
 
 When one enters the church of thp T-FnUr «, i i xi 
 itself is the first thin^^ he do ires to L.?{ '^^i;"'^'."-^, the Sepulchre 
 
 thing he does see. Tne ne^^ Sv^L ha a sS ^, " '^'""■^* /'"^ "'•^* 
 the spot where the Saviour was en cifie P, t '^ y^^^^nmg to see is 
 It is the crowning glory of t e ,h 'e O, " *'''^ f^^^'^*^^ ^••^•^<^- 
 
 when he stands in%he little 'L of 'th S^vlouf^r ""\ f ''"•'''*'"' 
 l.eother^viseinsucha,,lace-buthe ....n^r.i ^ "^ '^''''^'^ ''°' ^^'^'" 
 that ever the Lord lay lore and o 1 o -^/''f^'^'^y^^'^^^^'^ ^'^'Hef 
 very, very greatly n.L-rorh; tLt iSecC I e' lol'^ "/IT ^^"f '' 
 
 place of the Crucifixion aflects hi.u difivLX Ho t „ ' ,• ^^ 
 
 *,ce.> a «Hn.i„, .enlS/alS ^LT r.-t ,tt ^^^ Ltlt; ol'^f"'- 
 he can not over look thp f^oi- +i,o+ , i i I "'^^ ^^^^ '^ ^^"i" ot ovation : 
 
 many in Jerusalen w t ^^ ^J;VZr7'^'V^'''^ 'r^ -^'^ 
 
348 
 
 i';.A< E OK Tin: ciu-cikixion. 
 
 tlionghtleas witnesH. FatluMs .voul.I tell theii- sous al.out the strange 
 a lair, and i.omt out the spot ; the sons woulil tniusn.it tho storv to their 
 cJ.ihlren au.l thus a juTiod of throe hundred veavs would easily he 
 «l.anne.l*-at %vhi. h time Helena c;inie and l.uilt a church ui.on Calvary 
 to connnen.orato tiio death and b.irial of the Lord and preserve the 
 «ncred place m tho memories of men ; sine.> that time there has always 
 been a cliurch there. It is not ,iossihle that fhere can be any mistake 
 about tho lomlityof tho Crucifixion. Not half a dozen j.ersons kne-.v 
 where they burieil li,,- Saviour, perhaps, and a burial is not a startliu- 
 event any how; tlierefore, ^^e can be pai'doned for unbelief in the 
 feopuIcLre, but not m the place of the CruciHxion. Five hundre.l years 
 hence_ there wi be „.. vestige of Bunker H;11 monunu.nt left, but 
 America will .still know where the battle was fought and where Warren 
 
 1 .1 ij-.f 'f !V\'"" "*' ^ '''"'* '^''^^ t"° ""♦='^'5" "» event in .Jerusalem, 
 anti the H,ll of Calvary made too celebrated by it, to be forgotten in the 
 8hort space of three iuuulre<l years. I cliiubed the stairway in the 
 church which brings one to the top of the small inclosed pinnacle of rock, 
 and looke.l upon the place where the true cross once stood, with .-i far 
 more absorbing interest tJuin I had ever f.-lt in any thing earthly hefore 
 I con d not believe that the three holes in the toj; of the rock were the 
 actua ones the crosses had stood in, but I felt satisfied that those crosses 
 Had stood Fo near the place now occupied by them, that the few fec-t of 
 po.ssi )le diflerence were a matter of no consequence. 
 
 VV hen one stands where the Saviour was crucified, he finds it all he 
 can do to keep it strictly before his mind that Christ was not cnicified 
 in a Catholic Church. He must remind himself every now and then 
 that the great event transpired in the open air, and not in a gloomy, 
 camlie-lighted cell in a little corner of a va.st church, np-.stairs— a small 
 cell all bejeweled and bespangled with flashy ornamentation, in execrable 
 taste. 
 
 Under a marble altar like a table, in a circular hole in the marble 
 floor, corresponding with the one just under it in which the true cross 
 stood. The first thing every one does is to kneel down and take a candle 
 and examine *:iis hole. Iledoes this strange prospecting with an amount 
 ot gravity that can never be estimated or appreciated bv a man who has 
 not seen the operation. Then he holds his candle before a richly enc^raN ed 
 picture of the Saviour, done on a massy slab of gold, and wonderfully 
 rayed and starred with diamonds, which hangs above the hole within 
 tlie altar, and his solenniity changes to lively admiration. He rises and 
 faces the fine wrought figures of the Saviour and the malefactors uplifted 
 upon their crosses behind the altar, and bright with a metallic lustre of 
 many colors. He turns next to the figures clo.se to them of the Virgin 
 and Mary Magdalen; next to the rift in the living rock made by the 
 esirtliquake at the time of the Crucifixion, and an extension of which he 
 Iiad seen before in the wall of one of the grottoes below ; lie looks next 
 
 fiouf Ids ''''TenVL^f!'"-M '? "°* """"' "°'^ '" ^"" °* ^"""^ '""'■ ^ '^°™^^'^^ '^ 
 
J-r.ACR OF Tin: chucikixiox. 
 
 ■•{»{> 
 
 at tli(! sliow-case witli a figure of tlio Vivmu in if ,„. i • , , 
 
CHAPTER L I V . 
 
 •Vi;rH wen. shm.lingin a nanow street, l.y tl>.. Tower of Antonio 
 Y } On tljoso stones that ar<, erunihlin,' uway," ti.e Kui.le said " th 
 
 ^X's" "';\''^w'' '"^"'; *'^'^'"" "'• *^" --"« 'f^'-^^ the he,inn :. 
 ot tlie .>onowlul AVivv. ortlie w.iv nf <'•■;,<•" ti ^ ^ i " '« 
 
 ii 1 " 'V I '-" <■"" "ii\ oi iTiiet. liie Diii'tv todk- iiiifi> f\i 
 
 iTci:-'":; iTw't';"' '""'^"''t- ;.^'" »--'"' >-•- ti.e-"Ei"iL 
 
 Aicli, nn.l sinv tl.e very wmi.Ionv from wl.icl, Pilate's wife warned l.or 
 bus .an. o Lave nothin,^ to do with the persecution of the j M / 
 Tins wnulow ,s ni an excellent state of preservation, eonsiderin / ts 
 great ,,,e. They showed ns where Jesv.s rested the sL-cond t , e "and 
 w ere the moh refused to give him u,,, and sai.l, "Let hisbloo e up" 
 onr ] eads, nnd upon otn- children's children forever." The F, "c 
 
 S ont- ld:;oti" "V" ^'"■'^^^ -^'^ '''' ^I'^^' -"^ -^'' their u^d^'ne ! 
 atiou lot ii stonca relics, are meorporatin- into the now such serai.s of 
 ancient wajls as they have fontul there. FurO.er on, we saw t ' ,o 
 where the fanUm,, Saviour fell under the wei-d.t of h s cr.m A .^rla 
 gtunue cohnnn ot some ancient temple lav there at the tin e td the 
 sSw"'";? ''"'t-^* «nch a blow that it broke in two i S k. mildre 
 We ot;''';t •' f "'^"^"^ '" ''■"'''-' "'^ '"'^-'^ *^- '"-ken colu .; 
 Veionica. ^^ hen the Naviour pa.ssed there, .she came out, full of wom-inlv 
 compassion, ami spoke pityin,r words to him, undaunted bv 1 e Z J 
 and the threa enn..ijs of the nu.b, and wiped the prespiration from his f ce 
 with her handkei'c 1 ff. AVe had heird so ,u.,r.l. ,>+' «+ t i<J"yom ni-, mu 
 liPi- ,„• .f,,,.. 1 i- »» e iiao ii(.am so much ot St. V eronica, and seen 
 
 he, picture by so many masters, that it was lik,^ lueetin.- an ,ld frien 
 unexpected y to come upon her ancient home in Jerusalem": The s ran 
 
 sue ^^ pcd the per.sp.ratio,i away, the print of the Saviour's face remiined 
 
 ^i._kueu this, because we saw this handkerchief in a Cathedral in 
 Pans in another m Spain, and in two others in Italv. I, the Vila 
 cathedral it costs five francs to .sec it, ami at St. Peter's, at o me i i 
 almo.st impossibe to .see it at auv ,.,•;,-> V. +,. iv ''\'^'""^'' ^^ ^^ 
 veritied as tlnx of ti^ ^.r ". '^^ '",'> 1'^-^- ^"^ tradition is so amply 
 veimec as tins ot St. A eronica and her handkerchief. ^ - 
 
 At tiie next corner we .saw a. deep indention in the hard stone 
 mil that the giude said it Avas ma.le by the elbow of the SaviouV. who 
 
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 Htuiiil)|..tl hero luid fell. Pmseiitlv we mm., h. Inwf i ... 
 
 CVlvaiy, w,„ac,.rt,ii„»t,„„. I i„,„ „ |„' ' '■ " » '" ■' ' t"™,,! 
 
 r;:';':;' ";','■■" """;' "-'; - ™« -'' «''*^i- -",.;:. r.,:: 
 
 ^^k^."^vV"■ ■■'■■■ "' '•"■l'r'-"'-'."r ."'■ i'i'^"""» <■' «.^...t 1 
 
 j> asKui wiy , ^,^, j,,„^|„ j^.,,,, j( Leciiuse this was .,..„ rX 
 
 ho V..,,- sto. -H of Jen .:ale,a" that Christ .nontionewl'r !"';:[ 
 H|.r(nt.,l for i.e;inirMU£rth< people t.) cry " Hos ,nn.l. "' wl, I i 
 
 ":;;""j::;:';t::r :"" r ^'^ -'r ■"■ "-"''• ^^^ i«:'i;:; 
 
 a If, 1 "'"i""' tliiit tlio »toi,.-» ,«,/ crv oiit-CI,ri«t Slid 
 
 str.,,,ling ,no1> that was .p ^-'idl ^ u ^ .^te^"; v"'^;^i'''' 
 
 wi.V- an.l the;.on„I^::, h L'nevor .' 'l^;;';! A^Hh.;;", "'T' 11'" 
 All men kuosv how that the nnscroa.:;^;^ wllo'"^^^.; ^^j, , ^ j j!: 
 fell, hasroaine.! up aiul down the wide world for a-es •„, 1 • >: . l 
 
 stop m cit^, m wdderness, m desert solitudes, vet hearin- al.vMvs tint 
 relentless waruui- t.. mareh-a.arch on! Tl.ev siv-do\ ! .' ' I 
 mdUious that wlu.. Titus sacked Jornsalelu amfsla 'ht' ^ 
 Inindred thousand Jews in her streets and hv wivs fl,.' w i • r 
 
 te'lhlir^tlead^^la^ZS ^ s ^ J in";^;-.^: i Tl ^^7r'^ 
 breast to whi..n, javelins^to InJ^^'^^^^Z ^i^,,;!' ^ir':! . - 
 m-apon hat prou.ised death and forjtfulness and res -, il\ ^ 
 
 i^^ddTi; t n:Y 'r'; °"* ^^ ^''^ ^'^"^^^' -th:::;\;wounr" a Li •; 
 
 IS saul tl at h^e hundred years afterward he followed 3tahon,et when In 
 earned des ruction to tlu3 eities of Arabia, and then tnr e .„{ t hi ' 
 Lopnig m this w,w to win the death of a traitor. H leuh i^ ^ ^ 
 wrong again. Xo .juarter was yiven to any liyin- cre'ttu e ' ^ 
 that ..s the only one of all tl.host that ^id S w.;;;' i ; " h'Si;:^ 
 death hye hundred yeans later, in the war of the Crusades, ancl oSed 
 
352 
 
 THE WANDERIXO JEW. 
 
 IZu '^ fitnnno ami pestilence at Ascalou. Ho escaped agaiu-Iie 
 coukl not die T]ie,se repeated annoyances conld have at la.t'lnit one 
 cttect-tlisy shook his conhdencs. Since tJien the Wandering Jew h.is 
 earned on a knid of desultory toying with the most promising of the 
 aids and implements of destruction, but with small hope, as a -^eneral 
 thing He 1ms speculated some in cholera and railroads, and has taken 
 almost a lively uiterest m infernal machines and patent medicines He 
 IS old now, and grave, as becomes an age like ]iis ; he indulges in no 
 light amnsemonts save that Jie goes sometimes to executions, and is fond 
 
 ^ There is one thing he cannot avoid ; go where he will about the world, 
 iie must never tail to report in Jerusalem eA-erv fiftieth year Only a 
 year or two ago he was here for the thirty-seventh time since Jesus was 
 crucihed on Calvaiy They say that many old people, who are here now, 
 saw him then, and Jiad seen iiim before. He looks always the .same- 
 old, and M-ithere<l and hollow-eyed, and listless, save that tiiere is al>out 
 lum sometlnng that seems to suggest that he is looking for some one 
 -expecting some one-the friends of his youtli, perhaps ]i,it the most 
 of them are dead, now. He always .pokes aboui the Ll streets lookiK 
 lonesome, making ns mark on a wall here and there, and eyein" le 
 
 i;;;.;i*^'%f''''7'''^^'^ °^'';«. ■''""''^"* '^-^^^^^^^ ^nd bitter, bitter teans 
 they ai e. 1 hen he collects his rent and leaves again. He has been soon 
 
 iiight, for he has cherished an idea for many centuries that if he could 
 .mly enter there he could rest. But when he appears, the doors 'im 
 
 t oWK iT ' 1? "T^' 'T'^^'''' '''''^ •■^" *'^^ '^«'^^« "^ J^^^'"^^=^l"^^ ^"'"1 
 ion W r 1 ""'''-^', '^"« """"''y ^'^'y y^''' J"«t the same. It is 
 hopeles,, but then it is hard to break habits one has been eighteen 
 hundred yeai. accustomed to. The old tourist is fta- aM-ay on his ^^ 
 g. ""'^- "^^^:^' ^'^ »i"«t «mile to see a pack of blockheads like ns 
 i,allopuig about the world, and looking wise,' and imagining, we are ind- 
 
 ng out a good deal about it I He must ha^'e a consuniing cou^e n.t for 
 the Ignorant, complacent asses that go skurrying about%he w 1 in 
 these railroadmg day.s and call it traveling. ' 
 
 \V hen the guide j.ointed out where the Wandering Je^v had left his 
 Aimiliar mark upon the wall, I was tilled witii astonishment. It mvd: 
 
 "S. T.— 18G0— X." 
 
 ■ <t .<'«/^/.y;«^/ of Jerusalem. They are upon Mount .Aloriah where Kiur 
 ^^olomon's Temple stood. This Mosrpie is the holiest pi e t^^^Mo r f 
 iuedan knows, outside of '\rpf'<.i TT,> +,, „.:n ■ ^ Jion.im- 
 
 {'hi^ist;.,,, nn„u ? _^Mcc.a. Up to withm a year or two past, no 
 
 iJuLstian could gam admission to it or its court for love ov ,noney But 
 the proiuoition has been removed, and we entered freely for wSreesh! 
 
MAHOMET'S ItOCK. g^g 
 
 •see them. One can not see sT^ l" '^^'^ ~^^''''^"^« ^ did not 
 
 frequently only finds ot],0H^Sv"^,^t'-f1 '" ""*""* glance-ono 
 ■Me aciuaintanco ^vitl her .uufti v i-™°^"" ^^ '^^^''^- ^''"^«id«'- 
 
 majestic mountains and to mosnues es^' *l/'^'^' *" ^^"^am Falls, to 
 
 The great feature of the TZ^^Cf^i^" ""'?• "^• 
 centre of its rot,inda. It was u omI . .^ i '^ *'f P/'O'^gious rock in tho 
 offering up his son Isaac! L\t let V t"^'^^''"'' '''''' «« "«^'^- 
 
 Juoretohe relied on than most of ti^^'. V • '''"*''-^*^ '' '''y ™"^J^ 
 rock, also, the angel s oo I -u 1 t h.ol ^'^f t°"'' '",* '""^ '^^''- ^'^ «»'« 
 «uaded hi,n to spa% th^c v \l ?' 'Je''"«alem, and David per- 
 
 Htone. From itlJ^rSlU^f^' ^f T" '"'^"?^*«'' ^^^^ Ihis 
 and if the angel Oahriol h.d not hVn L, .1 .7" ^""^^ ^'^ ^^"«^^' ^^'"'. 
 be there to soi.e it, it M'o, , ^f ^^^' '^V^ ^ "'"'''*; ^"^^^ ^"^^^ *- 
 like Ckl.riel-the prints of ) « . ^ '^'■^' ^''''' l'«''I'l« ^''^^ a grii, 
 
 to be seen in th^t 1-ock to d-n- """■'''""' ^'^S'^^'^' ^^^'^ "-^-'^ ''eq^^u-e 
 
 -Jtl -.i:^ .UrSet;- le'; •;r:r%^'^ *^'« -^•- ^^ ^oes not touch 
 place on it where Mahon^t stoi ,1 h lefH • ' /' ^'T ^-onderful. Lx tlie 
 1 should judge ho wonX ^t ; 'h ei '"^.f^^^^f-^f^ i» the solid stone. 
 wJion I spoke of tl^ rock ul^^V^^^ao^^j'tJ^V. 't^ '' ^^^>'' 
 cavern under it thev showed us a sld .i"- i 1, '•". ^'"^ ^'''"'" ^^ ^he 
 
 ;vhu.h -asathingjfextrac:;ii 4 nt tal M^r T"'"^ '^ ^'«^« 
 that hole leads down to pcn-dit^'on nr?! .1 , ?f''''^""'"«lans, because 
 
 thence to Heaven nn..t ^a f, n '.] -o .S' t^"'"'^ • '"' ^•\t'-''"'^f^^"-ed from 
 ;^--e and lifts them i"' W\;^rS/^"\;^"f , ^^"''7^^ ^^ands 
 their heads, but they are carcffil t le. t i i /["^'^^''^'^'--'n.s shave 
 to take hold of nL guic? obsei -ed , ,? ' 1 i';"!" ^^^' *^"^ ^^M'l.et 
 consider himself doonKuI to stn'w t1 t ^ k '^'"'iV^^"'"^""'^^''"'^ ^^-"'^'''l 
 bose his sealp-lock and die begr^ w^^ i^^^'^iij^'^-^' f^ )!^ --o to 
 I have seen ought to stav witi, fl„ f ,"' . '"^''^ ^^ them that 
 
 to how thev w<^-e Im-beml ' '"'"'''' '^"'^' ^''^•"^'' ^^'"''^-t ^-^creiice 
 
 tii" i.:sr;;l;sr r-*^; j'^;:.,;:;r i^'sr^ ^ '- -r ;"^ --'^ ^^^-« 
 
 caught there blabbing evorv tin r*. X- T^'V'^ /'*' ^'''^ ^^-"^ ^'i«« 
 
 ^bove ground, to tixe rap .1 o s hul o nf f '''^■^' ''''' ^^^'^^ '^" 
 Who carried heiw,ossinin.' to «nl ^'if<"!'iial regions dowji bf^Iow 
 
 lu-ivate-nothing : S^ ^^^ ! ^ :; ?"" ''''' T^^"''^ ^-''^ '-> k'' t • 
 ;>erdition knew all about U fZ^'iCt^jf] '"' 'T"^ ^•"'^^' "' 
 tnae to suppress this woman's tele^ianh -mTV '"• ^* ^^'f "'"^"* 
 Hm-bmith subsided about the s.nu.tinu promi.tly done. 
 
 w..:'f;;rt;s.^tiS;3' i.;;;^^^^ :/:f -f -^-i ^^arbh. 
 
 Mahomet and also tho buckilr of' M^.^.^;--- 2: ''t:::::^ '' 
 
354 
 
 THE (iREAT MOSQUE. 
 
 railmg wliicli siirronnds tlie rock Wiie ornampiited in one placo with a 
 tliousiind rags tied to its oi)en work. These are to remind Maliomet not- 
 to forget the worsliipcrs who placed them there. It is considered the 
 next best tiling to tying tlireads around his finger by way of reminders. 
 Jnst outside tli.- mosque is a miniature temi)le, which marks tlie spot 
 where David and Goliah used to sit and judge the people.* 
 
 Every where al)out the Mosque of Omar are portions of j)illars 
 curiously wr(jught altars, and fragments of elegantly carved marble—' 
 precious remain'^ of Solomon's Teini)le. These have been du" from all 
 depths m the soil and rabbish of Mount Moriah, and the Moslems have 
 always shown a disposition to preserve them with the utmost cai-e. At 
 that i)ortion of the ancient wall of Solomon's Temjjle which is called the 
 Jew's Place of Wailing, and where the; Hebrews assemble every Fridav to 
 kiss the venerated stones and weep over the fallen greatness of Zion, imy 
 one can see a part of the unquestioned and undisputed Temple of 
 Solomon, the same consisting of three or four stones lying one upon the 
 other, each of which is about twice as long as a seven-octave piano, and 
 about as tliick as such a piano is high. But, as I have remarked before, it is 
 only a year or two ago that the ancieiU edict prohibiting Christian 'rub- 
 bish like ourselves to enter the Mosque of Omar anil see the costly 
 marbles that once adorned the inner Temple was annulled. The designs 
 wrought upon these fragments are all quaint and i)eculiar, and so the 
 charm of novelty is added to the deep interest they naturally inspire. 
 One meets with these venerable scraps at every turn, especially in the 
 neighboring Mosipie el Aksa, into whose inner walls a very large num- 
 ber of them are carefully built for preservation. These i)ieces of stone 
 stained and dusty with age, dimly hint at a grandeur we have all been' 
 taught to regard as the princoliest ever seen on earth ; and they call ui) 
 pictures of a pageant that is familiar to all imaginations— camels laden 
 with .spices and treasure— beautiful slaves, presents for Solomon's 
 harem— a long cavalcade of richly caparisoned beasts ;ind warriors— and 
 Sheba's Queen in the van of this vision of "Orieual magniiicence." 
 These elegant fragments bear a richer interest than the solemn vastness 
 of the stones the Jews kiss in the Place of Wailing can ever have for the 
 heedless sinner. 
 
 Do\yn hi the hollow ground, underneath the olives and the orancre- 
 trees that flourish in the court of the great Mosque, is a wilderness °of 
 pillars— remains of the ancient Temple; they suijjjorted it. Thei'e are 
 ponderous archways down there, also, oV(>r which the destrovin" 
 "plough" of pro])hecy passed harmles.s. It is i)lea.sant to know we are 
 disai)])ointed, in that we never dreamed we might see portions of the 
 actual Tenq)le of Solomon, and yet experience lio sliadow of susi)ioioii 
 that they were a monkish humbug and a fraud. 
 
 We are surfeited with sights. Nothing has any fascination for us 
 now, but the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. We have been there every 
 
 • A pilgrim informs me tlint \t was not David and Goiiali, hut David and Saul I 
 stick to my own statement— the guide told me, and he ought to know. 
 
SURFEITED WITH SIGHTS. 
 
 
 day, and have not crown tirptl of H- ■ ^.„^■ 
 else. The.isU,JtooJy' Tl,; " ^aZ r"'-' of ovory tl:;ng 
 no single foot of eronnd in nil T ^ i ^°"* ^''''' "* every step 
 
 seems to be ^iti^o^ST^lZfl^'^l^tLT^ "1*^"'^ l'^ neigh, /orhoo'd 
 a very relief to steal a Avalk of T '"/I'"'^'^"*, ^»«tory of its own. It i,s 
 talk inceasinglyllut ;try st n" t^ r'^ without a guide along *: 
 ages and ages to the day whei^Si^d^^Kr "^' '''"' ^'^" '^^^ 
 
 r^^s^w:i;^:;Ss!nr;si,^lt:::^tl^- <.. a 
 
 «ada. I did not think sue th f JT/ ; , ^^ ^"'^°"'' 1'°°' ^^ Betlie- 
 diminish their interest, l.tr?:,:?,^:;,^ """i'^^ '°'^*''^'- ^^ *" 
 about, for several days ush L o ,. ! *^'' '''^ ^'■^^''^ ^f"'" d^'ifting 
 
 of duty than any hi^^' ^ loTthi ri^oa «";-- ""'^r^'" ^ ^^"^^ 
 been g ad when it was time to go home ml be dY^ , °^*'" ""'' '"^^"^ 
 
 illustrious localities. * ''^ distressed r.o more about 
 
 Our pilgrims compress too much into one div Ono 
 to repletio. as well as sweetmeats. S L^ we W, Jf . f ^\'?«'-i'^ «>ght« 
 we have scon enough to h^ive f,n.n,M / ^^leakfasted, tins mornin^r, 
 
 we could have seen the vHonfrf "' *^°'' ^^^' ^' y'''"''« ''^^ection ff 
 deliberately. ^ vl t , Z oo" oJ" Hef ^l""' 'r''''' "i'^ *'-™ 
 
 "^';::f rs^^StnnS "^^^^^^^ "" ^^^ 
 
 -any thing, „b„„t i„ To,4 i nTpnict ^ ' ""'' °^ °°""* '"■'■» '■>'<' 
 
 %^ne^:=br '" "^^ " '-.-"STL" ■■'°'"™» '-« 
 
 name an^lSv to ve nU^™^^ T' ,*i""' "" S"'"" ''»»" '<> S've 
 tho Field of Bioid;tS,-c„S^M/.°",,.l'' "" "","". •" ^ "Thi,°wa» 
 of Moloch ; here tl ey McnS S i <W,?. f^V™-'' t"'»'» »'"' '""'I'l^ 
 TyrooMm Valley; tlie Hi of Onl ! 1^,;/"^^^^ ""' ^'°" Oal» > *e 
 of Jeho,hap,„/_:„., you.. '..^ '* ko will' ; 'Vo":-" W°' ,"'" ""f"^ 
 Jehoshaphat. The recital went ,.„ ' T ■ ,? „ ^^^ '""'e'l "I' 
 tins i, tho Hill of Offen,"- «fe , , „r 1 ","'" *^°""* "' 0"™s ; 
 
 he«, y„,uler, everywlte ii H,! "k ,1 '';; l,"."" ^'"'Wfof S"o„,n f 
 
 ZaehaVia,, the !,;«),,;:;;«», r^Sl • ™T' "t""' ""■' ">■«" '«« 
 the Temple wall fthe tomb f Awj™ •' T "' ',' ¥°""' '^I'"'''''' ""'1 
 tomhofZaeharia,; beyond e «,eO™w:„f ^■"J!'"''^ ^<~ •^""'«» i t'l" 
 of the Virgin 5^^; hL i^ ;i:toU t o „ , r^^^^^ «'° '-^ 
 
 fatigne of day, Ld 1 y o otele^^^^^^^ ""Img under the accnmnlated 
 t..e .onntain of the V.^^ ^I^^^I^ISJ^Z t.^fi'^'^ff 
 
 
 'si! 
 
 iiiW 
 
356 
 
 THE GOLDEN GATE. 
 
 by way of a tunnel of heavy masonry. The famous pool looked exactly 
 as it looked in Solomon's time, no doubt, and the same dusky, Oriental 
 women, came down in their old Oriental way, and carried off jars of the 
 water on their heads, just as they did three thousand years ago, and just 
 as they will do fifty thousand years hence if any of them are still left on 
 earth. 
 
 We went away from there and stopped at the Fountain of the Virgin. 
 B..t the water was not good, and there was no comfort or peace any 
 wliere, on account of the regiment of boys and girls and beggars that 
 persecuted us all the time for bucksheesh. The guide wanted us to give 
 them some money, and we did it ; but when he went on to say that tliey 
 were starving to death we could not 1>ut feel that we had done a great 
 sin in throwing obstacles in the way of such a desirable consummation, 
 and so we tried to collect it back, but it could not be done. 
 
 We entered the Garden of Gethseniane, and we visited the Tomb of 
 the Virgin, both of which we had seen before. It is not meet that I 
 should speak of them now. A more fitting time will come. 
 
 I can not speak now of tlie Mount of Olives or its view of Jerusalem, 
 the Dead Sea and the mountains of Moab ; nor of the Damascus Gate or 
 the tree that was planted by King Godfrey of Jerusalem. One ought to 
 feel pleasantly wlion he talks of these things. I can not say any thin"' 
 about the stone column that projects over Jehoshaphat from the Temi)le 
 wall like a cannon, except that Jie Moslems believe Mahomet will sit 
 astride of it when ho comes to judge the world. It is a pity he could not 
 judge it from so.me roost of his own in Mecca, without trespassing on our 
 holy ground. Close by is the Golden Gate, in the Temi)le wall— a gate 
 that was an elegant piece of sculpture in the time of the Temple, and is 
 even so yet. From it, in ancient times, the Jewish High Priest turned 
 loose the scapegoat and let him flee to the wildcmess and bear away his 
 twelve-month load of the sins of the people. If they were to turn oue 
 loose now, Ik. would not get as far as the Garden of Gethsemane, till 
 these miserable ' ^- ' " .,. ,. ... - .. 
 
 vagabonds here would 
 
 gobble 
 
 ^ ^ o up,* sins and all. 
 
 They wouldn't care. Mutton-chops and sin is good enougli living for 
 them. The Moslems watch the Golden Gate with a jealous eye, and an 
 anxious one, for they have an honored tradition that when it falls, Islam- 
 ism Avill foil, anc' wiui it the Ottoman Empire. It did not grieve me any 
 to rotice that the old gate was getting a little shaky. 
 
 We are at home again. We are exhausted. The sun has roasted us, 
 almost. 
 
 We have full comfort in one reflection, he- .^ r Our experiences in 
 Europe have taught us that in time this Ttigi -ill be forgotten ; the 
 heat will be forgtton ; the thirst, the tire-vu : vo' >. ity of the guide, the 
 persecutions of the beggars— and then, all th. '. -ill be left \nll be pleasant 
 memories of Jerusalem, memories we shall call up with always increasing 
 interest as the years go by, memories which some day will become /ill 
 beautiful when tho last annoyance that encumbers them shall have fled out 
 
 * Favorite pilgi-im expression. 
 
COMFORTS. oK„ 
 
 have forgotten oirSir^^^^ t\''' 1'^''"IV'" ^^^^^^^^""^ ^'-"«« -" 
 marbles were lost JnT^^^^ll^fV^^^^' !^'^^. ^^°^^ ^ve grieved when 
 
 marbles were lost .and om-iitlZlT' fr ^"'''' '''*" Sieved when our 
 aU the sorrows annrivations oJ tl 7'^ ^^-^^^^^^^ T ^^^^« ^°''S«t*«'^ 
 only its orchard robbeHef •?' wo^ ""''"T^ '^'''^' '^^^ ''^"^^^^er 
 holydays. We are satisfied wlrn v™ ST'^ -/^ it« ^^^ing 
 To ns, Jerusalem and to-dav's PvnLo •,', r ^'^'''''"'^ '^^^^ ^ome. 
 
 4 
 
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 —a gate 
 and is 
 turned 
 
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CHAPTEB LV. 
 
 WE cast up the account. It footed !:i) pretty fa'riy. Tliore was 
 nothing more at Jerusalem to ho seen, o:".cf^pt the traditional 
 lioiises of Dive and La/;arus of the parable, the Tombs of the Kings, 
 ;ind. tr •,«,.• of tlu; Judges ; the sirot where they stoned one of thediseipTes 
 to deaiij, and Ijelieaded another ; the room and the table made celebrated 
 by i,,.j Last Supper ; the fig-that Jesus wiiliered ; a number of historical 
 lAtVA& about (Jethsemane and the Mount o( Olives, and fifteen or twenty 
 , I thera in different portions of the city, itself. 
 
 We were a[)proaching the end. Human nature asserted itself, now. 
 Overwork and consequent exhaustion began s o have their natural effect. 
 They began to master the energies and dull the ardor of the party. 
 Perfectly secure now, against failing to acct mplish any detail of the 
 pilgrimage, they felt like drawing in advance upon the holyday soon to 
 be placed to their credit. They grew a little lazy. They were late to 
 ■% , breakfiist and sat long at dinner. Thirty or forty jnlgrims had arrived 
 from the ship, by the short routes, and nuich swapping of gossip had to 
 be indulged in. And in hot afternoons, they showed a strong disposition 
 to lie on the cool divans in the hotel and smoke and talk about pleasant 
 experiences of a month or so gone by— for even thus early do episodes 
 of travel which were sometimes annoying, sometimes exasperating and 
 full as often of no consequence at all when they transpired, begin to rise 
 abovetlie dead level of monotonous reminiscences and become shapely land- 
 marks in one's memory. The fog-whistle smothered among a million of 
 trifling sounds, is noticed a block away, in the city, but the sailor hears it far 
 at sea, whither none of those thousands of trifling sounds can reach. When 
 one is in Rome, all the domes are alike ; but when he has gone away 
 twelve miles, the city fades utterly from sight and leaves St ''eters swel- 
 ling above the level plain like an anchored baloon. AVhen one is travel- 
 ing ;ii. Europe, the daily incidents seem all alike; but when he has 
 placed them all two months and two thousand miles behind him, those 
 that were worthy of being remembered arc mineiit, and those that 
 were really insignificant have vanished. TV ^position to smoke, and 
 idle, aprl falk, was not well. It war iilaL. .at it must not be allowed 
 to gain: -..ind. A diversion must b> hm', or demoralization .would 
 ensue ,,i Jordan, Jericho, and th • 'ir.ul Sea, were suggested. Tho 
 remainder of Jerusalem must be left Ufi\ i ' ed, for a little while. The 
 
DISMAL RUMORS. 
 
 350 
 
 horizon: fancy m4 a wmrwR X"° l\'- "^" ^^'"'^''^''^ ""^^ ^'-^ ^''« 
 painful to note ho riUZtl^I'-^V"/^^^^ "'- ■' '"""'^'^t-It ^va.s 
 lift' of tl,e camp aL tS^^^^^^^ '^"'1 taken to the freo 
 
 «tinct; it was born with A l '! "''"''"''" '"''^'''^'^ >« '^ ^"""'^>i iu- 
 
 and after I rty cenWs 0?'^*;""/ 'TT'^^ '^^'^-'^^^ the patriavcJ.s, 
 it entirely out of u yoT t hast T''' "7" T^^*^'^ ''^^ "^^ ^^'-''^toci 
 will yearn to taste a 'in Til i-""- "'l'^"''' ^""^ ^''^'^t^'^' '^ '"'i" 
 
 out of an Indian Ht afl """'^''' "^'^^"^^^ ^'^'^ ""* '-' '^'I'^^'^te^l, 
 
 rr,;!nr'-"'ir""''^ '.'""» ^PP'-^ved our dra^^oman was notifiod 
 of war and dood;hecl w . P H • '" ^'""'"^^r" "^''^"'* *''^ ^^^^^ I'"'"or.s 
 up i.i arm;, and wer<^'l ' n'f "' n' '^°"'' ^^' ''"' ^^'''"^ ^"^'^ -<^''« 
 
 killed. Tl,oy Ll Sim f, f 1 7, '• "'^ '^'^"•■'*'^^ them ; several men 
 garrison in an ol fo i \l T ' !/"''"'^f ""^'-^ ?^ '' '^^'^^ «"d ^ ^urkisli 
 n^arched upon a canu, of o ' '"'"^ ^^^^'^^'^^^'^''ng them. They had 
 
 gnn,s onlyUve the r livL ^-^J"7.'°'"«ts by the Jordan, an.l tl/e pii- 
 
 nnder whfp 2nd s, r n >e d^^kn.' A,'"'^"^^' ^'^■"'' *" '^^"'^'^J-" 
 ties had been fi xh Ion Ln n T f ^^''\ ''f'^' '^"'^*'^^'^- ^^ ""i" P-'^^- 
 
 <lay. Shots were Cl rbo In^'"^'"^ ''^^^" '^"=^'^'^^"' "^ ^1'^' op^'n 
 Hlied. We spoke wit ftf T' ■ ^'".•^'"i^itely there was no blood- 
 
 and learned ^^l^t^Un^^tlr "'" '"' ^'^'^ "^^ '^*" ^'^ ^^^^^ 
 
 cool courage of theSS tJ oT '. n ^T''"°''' ''"^^'"'^' P^"''^'' «"'>' the 
 
 play of war materia 1 •^^f.'^J^' ^^ "^""'^^■'■"- '""' imposing dis- 
 
 ■eported t at thp f ' f T^ *^''''" ^'"^"^ utter destruction It was 
 
 slSd got th l^rrwl iTe tr'^Tf' f f'" "^"^'^ ^f -"• Pi'g-^i- 
 that he was unwilH I nT n ' ^1 n' '^ ^'V""'"* ^=^^*^*^ = '"^'1' ^"'tlier, 
 strong nulitary guauf li^ 'f "' ,f ' '"' f *'^* "^^''""'^ ""^'^ "'^"'^"^^I'v 
 door and everybody aware of wf t IT ''' -^\"' "'1'^^ *''^ ^'°'''' ^' th^ 
 have done ? AcknoXlI^fi I ^'^ ''^''' *'''•''' ^''''> '''^'-'^ ^^"1^1 ^"'^ 
 out ? Hardly if SrLtliT" ''''' '^""''' ""^ '"^'^^'^ shamefully 
 many women^ You would t. 7'"'"' ""'"'','• ^^'^''^^'^ ^''^^'^ ^^'"'« '^ 
 afraid of a bullion Bedouins l 'f ""^ ""^ ''^'* = '^"'^ >'«" ^^-^^'^ "«* 
 
 to yourself to ake n ' ''"."^ °"''^'' y""'' '^"^' '"^'* Proposed quietly 
 
 ,proJess"on! ^ '" "nostentat.ous position in !he\-eav of the 
 
 it li^'^::Tt:^:::':x'!z^ -\ ''- --v-- «^ ^-^'-' ^- 
 
 slow horse, but somehow I 1 ^! i "^f"'' ■"• ^ '''^^^ '^ notoriously 
 neck. He was frverh. "^^ ^f'^' ^'"" ^'^ ^'^« ^•^^"■' to save my 
 
 bled a li^le X' dow^io h^^ /" --^' --«- ^ t-n," 
 
 0-iu three ^.k^^ Jl^J ^ ^1^ td ^ ^Zj^^ ^l^^ f 
 
 
360 
 
 BED0UIN8. 
 
 ■with 
 old 
 
 them 
 dingy 
 
 tried walking, for exercise— I had not hud enough in Jerusalem searehin<r 
 tor holy i)Uice.s. But it was a failure. The whole mob were suffering 
 for exercise, and it was not fifteen minutes till they wfu-c all on foot and 
 1 liad the lead again. It was very discouraging. 
 
 This Avas all after we got beyouil Bethany. We stoi)i)od at the village 
 of Bethany, an hour out from Jerusalem. They showed us the tomb of 
 Lazarus. I had rather live in it than in any house in the town. And 
 tliey showed us also a large " Fountain of Lazarus," and in the centre of 
 •tlu; village the ancient dwelling of Lazarus. Lazarus appears to have 
 been a man of property. The legends of the Sunday Schools do him 
 great injustice; they give one the impression that he was jmor. It is 
 because they get him confused with that Liizarus who had no merit but 
 his virtue, and virtue never has been as resi)ectable as money. Tho 
 houpe of Lazarus is a three-story edifice, of stone masonry, but tho 
 accumulated rubbish of ages has buried all of it but the ui)per story. 
 We took candles and descended to the dismal cell-like chambers where 
 Jesus sat at meat with Martha and Mary, and conversed 
 about their brother. We could not but look ujjon these 
 apartments with a more than common interest. 
 
 We had had a glimpse, from a mountain toj), of the Dead Sea, lying 
 like a blue shield in the palm of the Jordan, and now we were marchinf 
 down a close, flaming, rugged, desolate defile, where no living creature 
 could enjoy life, except, perhaps, a salamander. It was such a dreary, 
 rei)ulsive, horrible solitude! It was the "wilderness" where John 
 preached, with camel's hair about his loins— raiment enough— but he 
 never could have got his locusts and wild honey here. We were mopin^ 
 along down through this dreadful place, every man in the rear. Our 
 guards— two gorgeous young Arab sheiks, with cargoes of swords, guns, 
 pistols and daggers on board — were loafing ahead. 
 "Bedouins!" 
 
 Every man shrunk up and disappeared in his clothes like a mud- 
 turtle. My first impulse was to dash forward and destroy the Bedouins. 
 My second was to dash to the rear to see if there were any coming in 
 that direction. I acted on the latter impulse. So did all the others." If 
 any Bedouins had approached us, then, from that i)oint of the compass, 
 they would have paid dearly for their rashness. We all remarked that, 
 afterwards. There would have been scenes of riot and bloodshed 
 there that no pen could describe. I know that, because each man told 
 us what he would have done, individually ; and such a medley of strange 
 and unheard-of inventions of cruelty you could not conceive of. One 
 man said he had calmly made up his mind u) perish where he stood, if 
 need be, but never yield an inch ; he was going to wait, with deadly 
 patience, till lie could count the stripes upon the first Bedouin's 
 jacket, and then count them and let him have it. Another was going to 
 sit still till the first lance reached within an inch of his breast, and then 
 dodge it .-ind soizo it. I forbear to tell what he was going to do to that 
 Bedouin that owned it. It makes my blood run cold to think of it. 
 
THK NIGHT MAIICII. 
 
 361 
 
 S^3'r :?«eS= :r^^Jz^ ^j:-: 
 
 Sucli Avas the awful .sentence tliat tlmndered from Iiis li„^ Wl, ,f 
 grammar to a desperado like that] I was gla n m h I ^^ tint I S 
 
 4l t h r' :boutoiu"T'"H""lf .''"'? '' -arauding Bedou's (irt 
 
 aga„.t the in-owling vagabond's of the d^^e^nhttLuintro U^^^^^ 
 who are always going to do something desperate, but never W I „ Tv 
 aa well n.ention hero that on our whole trip we' saw no E.douins aS 
 had no more use for an Arab guard than we could have had fo '^^t 
 leather boots and white kid gloves, ll^e Bedoiiins tint att.? ' k! 
 o her parties of pilgrims so fiercely were provided ?or the occ-Uon t 
 the Arab guards of those parties, and shipped from Jerusalem for t.^^ 
 porary service as Bedouins. They met t,i"ether in full v iew of tL dU 
 U::^^::!^!^'' andtooklunch, divided the bucksheelhlo' eJ n 
 
 .v]Zl IT'"^ *^' f''"''*''^ *^'^ P''^^^^'^* ^^'^^'^ sweetened (it is sweet yetV 
 where he remained sometime and was fed by the ravens ^ '' 
 
 against the rebuilding of it, lJn:::t::ltZ^^^ 
 the curse in light estimation, made the atten.pt, but warstScfcu sore ! 
 for his presumption. Its site will always renai^n unoccupLd and vet i^ 
 IS one of the very best locations for a town we have snTn all Pdestt 
 A. two in the morning they routed us out of bed-anoJlef niece of 
 
 jL;« r , T' "''**''''' ^^°"'« ^« t^^« Jordan. However we were 
 dressed and under wav before .nny nn. tT.ou<rht of Inni; . 7' v f 
 
 time it was, and so we drowsed 'on'^hroughtl- hiU ilhtl-ll 
 dreamed of camp fires, warm beds, and other "comfortable t^. ' "^^ 
 
 mi 
 
362 
 
 "ON Jordan's stormy baxks." 
 
 Ther. , . i - ux-sation. Pooplo do nut talk when tlioy are cold 
 
 and , uacurr, ,,. ' .sleei)y. We nodded in tlio saddle, at times, and woke 
 up with a start to fiiid that the procession had disappeared in the l„om 
 I li"' there was ener-y and attention to business until its dusky outlinea 
 ca.ne in sif,dit a-ain. Occasionally the order was jmssed iu a low voice 
 down the Inie: " Close up— close up ! Bedouins lurk here, <>vory where I" 
 VV Jmt an exquisite slnulder it rp"*- shivering along one's spine ' 
 
 ^U reached the fain u.oi oel-re fccr o'clock, and the night was so 
 bliick that we could have ridden into it without seeing it. Home of us 
 Avero in an unhappy frame of mind. We waited and waited for dayli-lit 
 nit It did nut come. Finally we went away in the dark and slept^m 
 hoar on the ground, m the bushes, and caught cold. It was a costly iiai» 
 on that account, but otherwise it was a paying investment because it 
 U'uught unconsciousness of the dreary minutes, and imt us in a .somewhat 
 litter inood lor a first glimpse of the sacred river. 
 
 With the first suspicion of dawn, every pilgrim took ofi'his clothes and 
 watied into the dark torrent, simrin"; 
 
 *' On Jordan's .stormy banks I .stand, 
 And cast a visttul cvf 
 To Cfi/imir.s fair and lilipjiy land, 
 Wliore my po.-sc&sions liV. " 
 
 But they did not .sing long. The water was so fearfully cold that thej 
 w>'re obliged to stop singing and scamper out again. Then they stood on 
 the l)ank shivering, aii.l so chagrined and so grieved, that thev merited 
 honest coini.assion. Because another dream, another cherished hope, had 
 failed. Ihey had promised them.selves -dl along that they would cross 
 the Jordan where tin- Israelites crossed it when they entered Canaan from 
 their long pilgrinuige in the desert. They would cross where the twelve 
 stones were placed in men ay of that great event. While they did it 
 they w,^. Id pictu ,. to th. selves tlK.t vast armv of pilgrims marching 
 t irough ,;,(: clo\en watei-s, bearing the hallowed ark of the c venant and 
 shouting ho.sannahs, and singing songs of thanksgiving and praise. Each 
 had promised himself that lie would be the first to cross. They were at 
 the goal o^- tJ, -r hopes at last, but the cruTent was too swift, the water 
 was too cold I 
 
 It was then that Jack did them a service. With that eiKra'anfr reck- 
 lessness of consequences whi.! is natural to youth, and so proper and so 
 seemly, as well, he wr- ' and h d the wav across the Jordan, .-md all wa« 
 happiness again. Ev nd ,lual waded ov, then, and stood upon the 
 further bank. The v -r ^ not quite broas- deep, any where. If it 
 had been more, we co, , hanti., have accomplished the 1> at, for the strong 
 current would have swept us down the stream, ad we would have been 
 exhausted and drowned before reaching a place wht re we could make a 
 If.ndmg. The main object compassed, the drooping, miserable party sat 
 down to wait for the sun again, for all wanted to see the water as well a • 
 feel \t. But it was too cold a pastime. Some cans were filled from the 
 
'■^ 
 
 THE DEAD SEA, 
 
 363 
 
 very dimly. The tliickets , f l.imi;^- fi ? , , • " *"'''■ ^^'^ •^*"''>"» 
 
 them, which is rather a c^nn.lir m tm v st eti of f '^' \ ' 'T"" ""'''*'•'' 
 not judge of the width of tie .s r^Ay t e ^i^ J'"^ 1 '"'"'' 
 
 s:;"s;k::x;;.^---' ^'^'^ -y -- sim^^iLt^d^c 
 
 Uayhght came, soon after we got under wav rh.I Jn +l.« r 
 
 ho,„. „,. two .. ,.,ei,„a t,,„ i>„„3 s„. N,z,;;:i;>" ttiTS ;;':;," 
 
 im 
 
 desert around it but weeds and the Dead Sua 
 
 iil)i)le the jjoets say 
 
 IS 
 
 abo.,tit.,l,„,,l„,^to olieer t he ove Is ''""?""""":", "I«"> it or 
 
 «„.vjt.,. It ,„»ta one t„i„k :»;.„S:i;z,,S. " '"""-""' '° "» 
 
 •luautitio, of „,|,h„l,„,„ : f,„„„ , t, „f ? i . , ' "''°';™; V >'* ' » 
 
 »."ft;«ive, the ,,iL »o,„ethi,>s orr,:. ,i«J:;,t'L:;"" "" '■""''» ^ "■'» 
 
 niinous ancient to iisn ('»?;! x- P''/l'l>pi, or any of those other 
 erally for th^l We'S t ot Ch^l^^^^'^ ^" *^'^ *-«' -^«- 
 
 at..riS4tS';;7h£tei^r^s:.r^^ 
 
 il 
 
 I 
 
 Nil I 
 
364 
 
 THF. DKAP SKA. 
 
 body iihovo a line dnuvn from the* corner of liis jaw past tho inidilK of 
 his .sido, tho iniddlo of hislc^' and thiougli tho aiKdo hono, wouhl remain 
 out of wat.r. Ffo could lift his head clear out, if ho chose. No position 
 can 1)0 letainrdhwi^' ; yon lost; your halain c and whirl over, tirst on 
 your back and tlion on your faco, and ho on. Von can Ho comfortably, 
 on your hack, with your head out, and your U%'n o\it from your knees 
 down, by steadying yourself with your hands. Yo\i can hit, with your 
 kncea drawn np to your chin an(l your arms clu-sped around them, but 
 you are bound to tuiii over presently, because you are top-heavy in that 
 position. You can stand up straight in water that is over your head, 
 and from tho middle of your breast upward you will not be wet. But 
 you can not remain so. Tlie water will soon float yoiir feet to tho sur- 
 face. You can not swim on your back and make any progress of any 
 consequence, because your feet .stick away above tho surface, and there 
 is nothing to prop(!l yourself with but yoiu' heels. If yo>i swim on your 
 face, you kick up the water like a stern-wheel boat. You make no head- 
 way. A horse is so top-heavy that he can neither swim nor stand up in 
 the Dead Sea. He turns over on his side at once. Some of us l)athod 
 for more than an hour, and then came out coated with sidt till we shono 
 like icicles. We scrubbed it ofl' with a coar.se towel and rode off with a 
 splendid brand-new smell, though it was one which was not any more 
 disagreeable than those wo have bctm for several weeks enjoying. It 
 ■was tho variegated villainy and novelty of it that charmeil us. Halt 
 crystals glitter in the sun about the shores of tho lake. In places they 
 coat the ground like a brilliant crust of ice. 
 
 When I was a boy I somehow got the impression that the river Jor- 
 dan was four thousand miles long and thirty-five miles wide. It is only 
 ninety miles long, and so crooked that a man does not know which side 
 of it he is on half the time. In going ninety miles it does not get over 
 more than fifty miles of ground. It is not any wider than Broadway in 
 New York. There is the Sea of Galilee and this Dead Sea— neither of 
 them twenty miles long or thirteen wide. And yet when I was in Sun- 
 day School I thought they were sixty thousand ndlos in diameter. 
 
 Travel and exiierience mar the gi-andest pictui'es and rob us of the 
 most cherished traditions of our boyhood. Well, let them go. I have 
 already seen the Empire of King Solomon diminish to the size of the 
 State of Pennsylvania ; I sui)pose I can bear the reduction of the sea."4 
 and the river. 
 
 We looked every where, as we passed along, but never saw grain or 
 crystal of Lot's wife. It was a great disappointment. For many and 
 many a year we had kno-vvn her sad story, and taken that interest in her 
 which misfortune always inspires. But she was gone. Her picturesque 
 form no longer looms above the desert of the Dead Sea to remind tho 
 tourist of the doom that fell upon the lost cities. 
 
 I can not describe the hideous afternoon's ride from the Dead Sea to 
 Mars Saba. Tt oppresses me yet, t think of it. The sun so jjelted us 
 that the tears ran down our cheeks uuce or twice. The ghastly, treeless. 
 
n 
 
 'i'HK IIKUMITS or MAKS s.vilA. 
 
 .3G5 
 
 The Hiiii had i.o,sitiv«, ,r,M,/a to it I tliinl- K ) ' ''^*"'- 
 
 under it. A 1 drouncd C J, \ in r '^ '"''*" "'""•*' ^'^ '■''•"^•f 
 
 " Wildornoss "• " "''l'''^' '''^ " *!"' «''<1<"I^'«. .Tol.ii prcMchod iu this 
 >viiuoino8.s . It must IiHVo hcoa fxhuiistiiiy \i.,il/ \v\ * 
 
 w].atsoevcr. P'-""'Wod to rat..- Mars Hal.,, u[n.u any pretext 
 
 thl^xt'i^^^Soy w ':::; t" i^/'^t^' ^^' ^''^^^^ >™- ^-^ ^^^ 
 
 l'l<«:sed voice of \ vomnn fl '^ ^''" '^"'-^'^^'^" "*' '^ ^'^'i''' •^•- tho 
 
 sruilos- thevJrv 1-7 ' *''«y l'«\-« seen no human tears, no huiuau 
 Iu their e?rtn, 'i'> u,n,aujoys, no wholeson.e Juun ui so)uw 
 
 t A u r^'^,TV;;rrr*'^T;^* J''« P-t, in their hrains no drea "^f 
 away f^^th;/. "'in^ !i7h ' ''^'f '"'' T"'^''>'' ^^-X ^-ve put far 
 
 mul reared their relent es \v I V P '!■''" '""'■"'' ^''^''^'^'^^^'^ivx- doors 
 the tender gn^ ofl fc and t^^ l '!? ^''''''; ^^'^^ ^"^^^' '^'^"i«'"^'» 
 TJieir lips are li°s h t nov • I- " f' "'" "^-I'l^"'^ '""^ '^^""'.V '"""k«n'. 
 that nel-er lu.S .^^^ ," W^'! '^^1'" "l'" ' ^''^'^^^'^^ -•« 1--^^ 
 •sweinvith the sentinrn </rT^ '"'''''*" '""^ ^'^'''•'^*--' ^^''"^^ "«ver 
 
 dead n.en who M^dk' "^ ^'^'" '^ '^"""^'•>" '"^'^ '^ «^^^-'' ^hey are 
 
 tl'yte'iZ t "e";:U -rif "^ U r " ^''?^' ^^« uatural-not because 
 I'ooimalirs to s/; M Tl ^^ * " '"* *^'"" ^'"^^■"- 1* i« ^'^^^y for 
 
 One's tirst thou-!u it n ^ ife ''r^'^f : '^^ ^''°^^ <^»^ ^^-"SS afterwai-ds. 
 
 to think it and none to -tol^ 1 '';"^^ "'■'"'^''^'' ^''^ '' '' "" ''•'■i"^« 
 
 none u ^^uto it down, subject to modification ly later 
 
 «:l)il- i 
 
366 
 
 UNSELFISH C;ATH0LIC BENEVOLEN'CE. 
 
 experience. These hermits are dead men, in several respects, hut not in 
 all; and it is not proper, that, thinking ill of them at tii-st, I should go 
 on doing so, or, speaking ill of tliem I should reiterate the words and 
 stick to them. No, they treated us too kindly for tliat. There is some- 
 thing human about them somewhere. They knew wo were foreic^ners 
 and Protestants, and not likely to feel admiration or much friendliness 
 to^vard them. IJut their large charity was above considering such things. 
 They simply saw in us men who were hungry, and thirsty, and tired, and 
 that was sufticient. They opened their doors and gave us welcome. They 
 asked no questions, and they made no self-righteous display of their 
 hospitality. They fished for no compliments. Tiiey moved quietly 
 about, setting the table for us, making the beds, and bringing water to 
 wash in, and paid no heed when we said it v,-as wrong fo° them to do 
 that wlien we had men whose business it was to perform such offices. 
 We fared most comfortably, and sat late at dinner. We walked all 
 over the building with the hermits afterward, and then sat on the lofty 
 battlements and smoked while we enjoyed the cool air, the wild scenery 
 and the sunset. One or two chose cosy bed-rooms to sleep in, but the 
 nomadic instinct prompted the rest to sleep on the bvoad di ran that 
 extended around the great hall, because it seemed like sleeping out of 
 doors, and so was more cheery and inviting. It was a royal rest°we had. 
 When we got up to breakfast in the morning, we were new men. For 
 all this hos[)itality no .strict chai-ge was made. We could give something 
 if we chose, we need give nothing, if we were poor or if we were stim^y. 
 The pauper and the miser are as free as any in the Catholic Conveuts^of 
 Palestine. I have been educated to enmity toward everv thing that is 
 Catholic, and sometimes, in consequence of this, I find it* much easier to 
 discover Catholic faults than Catholic merits. But there is one thing 1 
 feel no disposition to overlook and no disposition to forget : °m\ 
 that is, the lionest gratitude I and all the pilgrims owe, tr 
 the Convent t'athers in Palestine. Tlieir doors are always open, 
 and there is always a welcome for any worthy man who 
 comes, whether he con)es in rags or clad in 'purple. ' The Catholic 
 Convents are a priceless blessing to the poor. A pilgrim without 
 money, whether he be a Protestant or a Catholic, can travel the length 
 and breadth of Palestine, and in the midst of her desert wastes find 
 wholesome food and a clean bed every night, in these buildings. Pil- 
 grims in better circumstances are often stricken down by the sun and 
 tlie fevers of the country, and then their saving refuge is the Convent.. 
 Without these hospitable retreats, travel in Palestine would be a 
 pleasure which none but the strongest men could dare to undertake. 
 Our party, pilgrims and all, will always be ready and always willing, to 
 touch glasses and driid.- health, pros])erity and long life to 'the Convent 
 iiithcrs of Palestine. 
 
 So, rested and refreshed, we fell into line and filed away over the 
 barren mountains of Judea, and along rockv ridges and through stfrile 
 gorges, where eternal silence and solifude reignel. Even the scattering' 
 
PLAIX OF THE SHEPHERDS. 
 
 367 
 
 creatures. They ^e.f Llle of ?/''^'i .- ^^' ■^'^^^' ^'"^' ^^^^ "vin. 
 very like young kids hut thpvuin^-ln'lf ,"'{'' "",*.?''^''>^'- ^l^ey looked 
 I luue not seen ai^mals tLT/novJ f f ''''"'r' '^' ^'^ '"-^l^^'^-^^ ^ntin. 
 antelopes of our own^itt pt/"s "^ '''''''' ""'^'^•^ ^ ""S'^* «'-y it of the 
 
 their flocks by ni^ht e I teLfcon?,,. i *^' ^^'^l''^^'''^^'* -«'•« ^vatehing 
 
 b..ught theuf the tid- :sS t:;r ^hS' ;:^^:^^ ^-^ ^-'^ f -^ ^ 
 ifstihed^i;:^'^ ttotr^ f t '^ '^^^^^ ^^ 
 
 this mintcle. * ' ^'°'""* enchantment could avail to work 
 
 and into a ^rot^ out h^ Sf tt" tk ' ''Sf f ^" /^''^r »'-'^""''' 
 whore Christ was horn Asilv^-i /• fr^/^''^ ^^'^ "manger" 
 scription to that elfe if is rnf ? .V\ 'V^""^' ^'^^^^'^ '' ^atin in- 
 
 tions of worshiping pt,i„s ' K^^^"-^^*,^^*'^ ^he kisses of many genera- 
 tasteless style oLservaWe ili tl ??''? '''''' *™^^^^ «"* ^'^ ^ho usual 
 Church of he Holy Se m, ih onVv^ ^ /'^"'T "^ ^'l'"'^""*^- ^« "^ the 
 W The priestJ^nd^ ti ' ;.Zi ^of thrS^^ef "f? 7" ^P^'^^^'^^ 
 
 gladden an^Uonti.r^^ JSi Lh^^Sn! r'''"f "" ^'^ ""^ J""''"'^^' to 
 «iany a distant land forever an i^^er ""'^f'T "^T^ '"""^"'^^ "^ 
 theactual spot where the inCj t^^Uv ^^tlCI ' ^ f?""' ""»^^' 
 
 iuS;eS;2^t^.se^HSr^-- 1 ' ^o:;^rt!'a^- ot^r 
 
 and n^onks cou.pass 'on abo t : nd mTl ^^VT ^''^^''^ ^'^''H'^^ 
 when you would ralher tS . f "^''^f,^"" thn.k only cf l).,cksheesh 
 character of the spot «ometlnng more in keeping with the 
 
 gi^S^tb;::?;.;:;i^td Jii^" 7 ;'f ^^f^-^'^ ^^'-^^^ the 
 
 for the flight into E..y t ^ ,d t'l.: f . ?,' ^l''"'-' '""' '^"^^l'^' I'^'^P^'^^d 
 knew we\-ere doit;!'^ t" Vw";^ "? tl^";,^^f"'«"^.^^^'^1 S^ttoe.s, an<l 
 packed with exceeding holy Xeln. the Hnf ', 'l- ^:, '' ^rT'' ''' ^^'«" 
 itself. They even have in it . Zit , "" ^^''^ ^•"'>' Sepulchre 
 
 were slaugli^recfly ft.^od Vlri !° "''*^'''-^"\ twenty thousand children 
 Saviour. ^ ' '"''"" ^'^ '"'''' ^'^"^"'y the life of the infant 
 
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 AFTKR THOUCiHTS, 
 
 Went to the Milk Grotto, of course — a cavern where IMary liid her- 
 self for a rtiiile before the flight into Egypt. Its walls were black before 
 she entered, but in suckling the Child, a drop of her milk fell upon the 
 floor and instantly changed the darkness of the walls to its own snowy 
 hue. We took many little fragments of stone from here, because it is 
 well-known in all the East that a barren woman hath need only to touch 
 her lips to one of these and her failing will depart from her. Wo took 
 many specimens, to the end that v,-o might confer happiness upon certain 
 households that we wot of. 
 
 We got away from Bethlehem and its troops of beggars and relic-ped- 
 dlers in the afternoon, and after spending some little time at Rachel's 
 tomb, hurried to Jerusalem as fast as jwssible. I ne%-er was so glad to 
 get home again before. I never have enjoyed rest as I have enjoyed it 
 during these last few hours. The journey' to the Dead Sea, the Jordan 
 and Bethlehem was short, but it was an exhausting one. Such rousting 
 heat, such oppressive solitude, and such dismal desolation can not surely 
 exist elsewhere on earth. And suck fatigue I 
 
 The commonest sagacity vv-arms me that I ought to tell the cu.stomary 
 pleasant lie, and say I tore myself reluctantly away from every noted 
 place in Palestine. Every body tells that, bu't with as little ostentation 
 ns I may, I doubt the word of every he Avho tells it. I could take a 
 <lreadful oath that I liave nevei heard any one of our forty pilgrims say 
 any thing of the sort, and they are as worthy and as sincerely devout as 
 any that come here. They will say it when^hey get home, fast enough, 
 but v.-]iy should t;;ey not ? They do not wish toarray themselves against 
 all the Lamartines and Grimcses in the world. It docs not stand to 
 reason that nnn avj raluctatit tj loave plaoe-i where the very lifj is almost 
 badgered out of thorn by importunate swarms of beggars and peddlers 
 whohang lustrings to one's sleeves and coat-tails and shriek ami shout 
 in his cars and hori'ify his vision with the gliastly sores and malforma- 
 tions they exhibit. One is (jhfl to get away. I have hoard shamele.ss 
 people say they vrcro glad to get away from Ladies' Festivals wliere they 
 were importuned to buj- by bevies of lovely young ladies. Transform 
 those houris into dusky hags and ragged savages, airl replace their 
 rounded forms witli slirunkeu and knotted distortions, their soft hands 
 with soarred and hideous deformities, and the pcr.^uasive music of their 
 voices with th.e discordaui'-; din of a hated language, and then, see how 
 much lingering reluctance to leave could bo mustered. No, it is the neat 
 thing to say you were reluctant, and then append tho profound thought,s 
 that "struggled for utterance," in your brain; but it istlie tru«> thing to 
 say you were not reluctant, and found it im})ossible t) thiid: at all — • 
 though in goodsjoth it is imt respectable to say it, and not poetical, 
 either. 
 
 Wo do not think, in the l.oly places; wo think in b-d, afterw.irds, 
 when tlie glare, and the noi.'^e, an 1 the confusion Mrego.ie, and in fancy 
 we revisit alone, the soleani monuments of the past, and summon the 
 phantom pageants of an age that has passed away. 
 
 of 
 
CHAPTER LYI. 
 
 "W^nnvSt'^l""/^'' lioly places about Jerusalem which we Lad left 
 tlnJ n'Tni I "" """ journeyed to the Jordan, and then, about 
 
 tie^o cock one afternoon, we fell into procession and marched out t 
 
 ever ^^ f ""T" f *'' '^"^^'^^^ "'^"^ ^^ '^-•"^-^^"" «]u,t us oi^ fo'i^ 
 e>ei. \\ e i.uused on the summit of a distant lull and took a fini look 
 
 g^ W ;^^ ^^^^^" "^ ''- ---^^« ^-^^y ^^^^^^^^ ^'-l ^- -era 
 For about four hours we traveled down hill constantly We followed 
 a narrow bndle-path which traversed the beds of the LuntaL ~ 
 and when we could we got out of the wav of the long Ss of S 
 
 wir l^*.;"'""'' ■ i'y'^^''^^^^' avails of rock and havin/our le"s 
 bruised by the passuig freight. Jack was caught two or three°times and 
 Dan and Moult as often. One horse had n Lmw foil !? v ' 
 rook. an,, the othe,, .,., „a.,w~'' ■l^t;\if ' rJlstSf^; 
 
 £l":ri:ix;:.i.sr''^' ""'• ""*'^- "■™*° "-'•"""- 
 
 Sometmies, m the glens, we came upon luxuriant orchards of fi^s 
 apncos, pomegranates, and such things, but oftenor the t^fnerv- was 
 rugged, mountamous, verdureless and forbidding. Here and thei^ 
 
 sible. riuslashion is as old as RJestine itself and was adopted in 
 ancient times for .security against enemies. auopted in 
 
 V,-ll ?r"r'T''' *'f ^'T^' '"^'^"'^ furnished David with the stone that 
 killed Gohah, and no doubt we lobked upon the verv nro Ll Ti 
 that noU:d batt'e was fought. We passell V a 1 i urS^i f ij'Xc 
 ruin, whose stone pavements had rung to the anned heels of many ' 
 
 w^t^lnl? T"' 'T^ '''' ''''' *^'^-^"S'^ ^ P^^^« «f country whth we 
 were told once knew Samson as a citizen. 
 
 We staid all night with the good monks at tJie convent of Ramleh 
 
 and in the n.ormng got up and galloped the horses a good .tf of the 
 
 distance, from thei^ to Jaffa, or Joppa, for the plain was a leveU a 
 
 floor, and as free from stones, and besides this was our irt mai-ch in 
 
 Ho y Land. These two or three hours finished, we and the fire horse 
 
 could have rest and sleep as long as we wanted it. This was the S 
 
 .f winch Joshua spoke when lie said. " y,:n, stand thou still on Gibeon 
 
 II 
 
870 
 
 INFORMATION ABOUT JAFl'A. 
 
 and thou moon in the Valley of Ajalon." As we drew near to Jaffa, 
 the boys si)urred up their horses and indulged in the excitement of an 
 actual race— an experience we had hardly had since we raced on donkevs 
 in tlie Azores islands. 
 
 We came finally to the noble grove of orange-trees in which the 
 Oriental city of Jatia lies bu.-ied ; we passed through the walls, and rode 
 again down narrov/ streets, and among swarms of animated rags, and saw 
 other sights and had other experiences we had'long l)een familiar with. 
 We dismounted, for the last time, and out in the offing, riding at anchor, 
 we saw the ship ! I put an exclamation point there becatise we felt one 
 when we saw tlie vessel. The long pilgrimage was ended, and somehow 
 we seemed to feel glad of it. 
 
 [For description of Jaffa, see Universal Gazetteer.] Siir ni, the Tan- 
 ner, formerly lived here. We went to see his house. All die pilgrims 
 
 visit P^'inon the Tanner's house. Peter savr the 
 
 vision of the boasts let 
 
 down in a sheet when he lay upon the roof of Simon the Tanner's house. 
 It was from Jaffa that Jonah sailed when he was told to go and pro- 
 phesy against Nineveh, and no doubt it was not far from the town that 
 the whale threw him up when he .discovered that he had no ticket. 
 Jonah was disobedient, and of a faidtfinding, complaining disposition, 
 and deserved to be lightly spoken of, almost. The timbers used in the 
 construction of Solomon's temple were floated to Jaffa in rafts, and the 
 narrow opening in the reef through which they passed to the shore is 
 not an inch wider or a shade less dangerous to navigate than it was then. 
 Such is the sleepy nature of the population Palestine's only good seaport 
 has now and always had. Jaffa has a history, and a stirring one. It Avill 
 not be discovered anywhere in thi.^ book. If the reader will call at the 
 circulating library and mention my name, he will be furnished with 
 books which will afford him the fullest information concerning Jaffii. 
 
 So ends the pilgrimage. We ought to be glad that we did not make it 
 for the purpose of feasting our eyes upon fascinating aspects of nature 
 for we should have been disappointed— at least at this season of the 
 year. A writer in " Life in the Holy Land" observes: 
 
 " Jlonotonous and uuinvitin.!:; as much of the Holv Liuul will api.enr to persons 
 aocustomod to almost constant verdure of flowers, an»]do streams, and varied surface 
 of our own ountry, wc must remember that its aspect to the Israelites after the 
 weary march of forty years througli the desert must liavc lieen very dill'erent." 
 
 AVliich of all of us will frjely grant. Eufc it trnlv is "monotonous 
 and iminviting," and there is no sufficient reason for describing it as 
 being otherwise. ° 
 
 Of all the lands there are for dismal scenery, I think Palestine must 
 be the jn-ince. The hills are barren, they arc dull of color, they are 
 xmpicturesque in shape. The valleys are unsightly deserts fringed with 
 a feeble vegetation that has an expression about it of being sorrowful and 
 dcrspondent. The Dead Sea and the Sea of Galileo sleep in the midst of 
 a vast stretch of hill and plain, wlierein the eye rests upon no pIo;U;aut 
 
PKESENT PALKSTINE. 
 
 37! 
 
 tureis disti,ict, there hnole^^tivJ^'^Z^'''' 'f ''"''''' T'^ ^^" 
 spWn;:l:t^'l/::^f S/ ''' ^r' '^'" 'f-*'^l. i'^ the ndl flush of 
 
 would s^eui n cr^ tov ii=^^^^^ C^ahk.e---but evou then the.o spots 
 
 Hnuted desolation. ^ ^ '"' "' ''"^' ''''''''^' "^ *''« ^'"aste of a 
 
 ami GoinoiTah rS^ 1 Vl tit i^^M 'T'^ '^' ""T^'"'" Where Solom 
 
 Hoods tlie plain ;i*t^\ir;VT to.-ors, that soleam se,x now 
 whoso waviss^i^f ^ X S^! r ^'''''''^ ^'"'"^ oxists-over 
 
 nbout whose CrS^^ohr SI T '"V^' ^"f ^^^^'^^^^^^ '^'^^^ 'l^td- 
 
 Hps, but turns i^^!:^7u:'l^ ^ X^^^th'f f ?""' ^^ '"™^"'^ 
 ford of Jordan where tho bnl . Vr , ^f '"'^ '^ ^^I'l^"'" ; -ibout that 
 •songs of reio cii^ onM nr , ^'^^^^ ^?f<^red Hio Promised Land with 
 
 Joshua's nxiraele lei t mo ;^n, ' ^^ l^''''^''V ""'^' '"^^^'' «^«=^ ^^» 
 aud Bet'.anv, in their ,o vv X n 1 1 •. .*' "^"'^^l^'' ^'-^'"''^ '^'.'^ ; Bethl ^hem 
 now to remind ht II '-' J;'"'^^!''^ loa, have nofchiu^ about them 
 
 Ly S;.^d wie ^^;L ti,:^^:::;^" ^''^^^^^-^'^'^ :-^'''^^^^ ''-- «-^ 
 
 is untenanted bv ar v ivin t ..: ; ^^ T" VI "''"?'' -^^'^ ^^^" ^« '"^"» 
 
 is pleasant to tl^Z'^E^;^ ^1:1;^;: ^1?^ th^Tfi'f ^'^ 
 m history, has lost all i^^ .nu.;^,,^ '- I'sau la itse.t, tli3 stateliest narno 
 
 tion of v'sitiu'r ()nV.,it.,l ^„. !i ''"^-' '/''''-' to compel the adni ra- 
 
 pride ami tu. '^^^^V t """'^''^'^l tea.p'. which wa. tho 
 is lifted up .above t o o.'v '"'""' ''''' '''' ""'"""'"^ "^^-^^^ent 
 the annals ^fSe t^o^T.^ ' '", '"* 'ne:aorable d.,y in 
 
 noted Sea :, dahlee "wtiJ llo-irm t- ^ '^' ""'^' ^'•'^^^- ^^« 
 und the disciples of the Haviou 2. ''■ f ZS ^ '"' ^'f'' 
 a.qo desertec by t!ie devotees of wov o/. , ^ ■^' ^^'•'*^ ^""8 
 
 ■silent wil^l.rness • C nern m,u k f 1 r"'""'''"' '"'^* ^*^ '^"'"'^^''^ ^'-^'^ » 
 ^s VSEl":rfc !!!.^''r_^^^^^^^'^^^ !^ the homo 
 
 ■he 
 
 skulking roxes. '"'"'''^'■'^ only by birds of prey and 
 
 Palestine is desolate and unlovclv \n,l ..ri,. i 1 1 •. , 
 Can the curse of the Deity b^uitif-;; .±',1''^'^ "'"'"'^^ ^*^ ^'« otherwise? 
 
 Pales 
 
 :in£ 
 
 IS no I lore of thi 
 
 itify .a I nid ? 
 
 and tradition— it is droam-1 
 
 s work-d 
 
 and. 
 
 ly woi-hl. [t i 
 
 ■i saci-ed to pHf^fy 
 
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 III 
 
CHAPTER, LVII 
 
 IT was wortli a kingdom to he at sea ngaiji. It mus u relief to di-oi) 
 all unxiety whatsoever— all questions as to where we should go; 
 how long we should stay; whether it were worth while to go or not ; 
 all anxieties uhout the condition of the horses ; all such questions as 
 " Shall M-e ere?- get to water?" "Shall we ever lunch?" "Ferguson, 
 Iiow many more million miles haAO we got to creep under tliis awful sun 
 before we camp?" It was a relief to cast all these torturing little 
 anxieties far away — ropes of steel they were, and every one with a 
 separate and distinct strain u])on it^ — and feel the temporary content- 
 ment that is l)orn of the banishment of all care and responsibilitv. We 
 did not look at the compass : we did not care, now, where the ship went 
 to, so that she went out of sight of land as quickly as possible. When 
 I travel again, I wish to go in a pleasure ship. Is'o amount of money 
 could have ]>urcliased for us, in a strange vessel and among unfiuniliar 
 fiices, the perfect satisfaction and the sense of l)eing nt home a^ain which 
 
 we ex|)erienced when we stepped on board tlie " Quaker City," our 
 
 own fihip — after this wearisome pilgrimage. It is a something we have 
 felt always when we returned to her, and a something we had no desire 
 to sell. 
 
 We took off our blue woollen shirts, our s])urs, our heavy boots our 
 sanguinary revolvers, and our buckskin-seated jjantaioons, and <Tot 
 shaved, and came out in Christian costume once move. All l)ut Jack, 
 who changed all other articles of his dress, but clung to his travelino- 
 pantaloons. They still preserved their ample l)uckskin seat intact ; and 
 so his short pea-jacket and his long, thin legs, assisted to make him a 
 picturesque object whenever ho stood on the forecastle looking abroad 
 upon the ocean over the bows. At s\ich times his father's last injunction 
 suggested it.self to me. He said : 
 
 " Jack, my boy, you are about to go among a brilliant conq)any of 
 gentlemen and ladies, who are refined and cultivated, and tlioroughly 
 nccomjilislied in the manners and customs of good society. Listen to 
 their conversation, study their habits of life, and learn. Be polite and 
 obliging to all, and considerate towards every one's opinions, failings, 
 and prejudices. Command the just resjiect of all your fellow-voyagers, 
 even though you fail to win their friendly regard. And Jack — don't 
 jo\i ever dare, wliile yon live, appear in public on tljoso decks in fair 
 weather, in a costume unbecoming your mothei-'s drawing-room !" 
 
ADVENT OF THE LOST TliinES. 373 
 
 "11, pLicKlly oonto: ;i;. "C° -jlir'^V'"' ''\'"'**'" l'»"=l' ->s 
 ilRiivinf-.room. oce.m_.a rare spectacle for nnv h„,]y-„ 
 
 Alexandria rise into view As ^oL ? T ^'""'■' "'''' '"i'^rets of 
 
 I got a boat and ^or2S!;or^ S^^^^^^^. ^^ '"^'^', •^;^^'^ --' 
 passengers were content to rem.,;,, ? ° ^ '■'' *"" ■' '^"'^ *''« * ' 'x'l' 
 breakfast. It M-as t].o V^ t hev , H-' '"l' ''\'-' ""T"''' ^^-^1"^ ''-^'i- 
 lively interest in new conn ries .Z .1 ^■.''"■'^'^'"^*"^«Pl«- They took a 
 -orn off, and they In^Jl^r St " '^^^^^'W i-npatiencc iiad 
 
 ^"^^l ,^'o along eo.nfo t. K 1 ei nl 1 ^7^.^'°'"/« t'^k« things easy, 
 
 -mU; thev^illstay^^nS^tSicfost"^"'"" '^ "^^ »^' -->'"- 
 
 cioXp j^::;;:!!;^!':,;:!^ - ^ --y of Egyptian hov. with 
 
 are the onnnln^e erf E^^ ^ ,::;f '"^^ passengers-fbr dunkeyn 
 have our own wav fe bov. In* ?''T^ *" ''^^"^'' ^'"^ ^^'^ ^'""l^l "ot 
 and slewed their onkevs e^th o ' '""' f ' ^^'^^^^'^'^-''^ ''^'^"'-l "•^. 
 
 wo turned. Thev we re 'ood ,^ f T ""T I"^***' "° "^""^^^' ^^'^'i'^''^ ^va^ 
 We mounted, ml «^e bov i r'l • T'"*'' T^ '' ''''' ^^'^ ''onkev.^ 
 furious gallo, , a s L f ^ hio; ' ,^S""* "^ ""'V^^'* '^'' ^^"'^'"'^•^ i'^ - 
 vine a donkev tha a ! be tntl^'u '"?'/'• J ^''^''''' ^ """*•' ^'^^t^'^^" 
 on no airs, he is uocuJ th 1 *''•' .''"'^'; "« S^oh briskly, he puts 
 
 J^Ung you eanrest yourf^et on the groZJ^Shi^^I^ru^:;-; 
 
 on signs. No other nrin.vs 1 ad tn nil A ■'"'^ *''"' '* ^'^'^'^'y ^^'I'^re 
 
 We went abroad throl.'ht ,0 ?*«!"" fT^'' *". f'^^-^'' ^ -n.e. 
 commercial buildin-rs and bvo ,?! 'n 1 ' """** '* ''' ^^^^ of huge 
 
 light. Bv nicdifc t w.,? i ' 'f "''«0"io streets brilliant with <.as- 
 
 .iuek fou.il ^^t::r;:::iZ'^a^Trr' ^r-- ^"^ ^^^ 
 
 evening. The Aveather was verv ho t hll " "^^•^■'^^^^^"•ons for that 
 had seen ice-cream and so if wZ nil ! I f t^" inany a day since Jack 
 it shut up. ' " ' '"'"' "''"*"«« *° t^-^lk of leaving the saloon till 
 
 tiJi^irs;ts^Lrs^:iui^TT^ ^^t^^^^^^^^ -^^-^^^-^ 
 
 that oftered. They went °u mc „ ^'"^"^•'' ""^* °**'^^- "P^'^ '^="-o"ches 
 Consul's; to the ZeZtZn^ 7^^^^ proces.sion to the Americ.au 
 
 Pillar; to the pahcroftl Vi- ^^y^'"^' ^^^^"^«^ ^o Pom,>ey'« 
 superb groves of Stpaln^ oZJ ^^'^F*' '"^ '^'' ^^^'' ^o the 
 
 had his hammer with^ii:;:";::;, 1^^^:"^:^^ JT'^'^'T 
 
 iNeeaiP and could not do it • he tried tlTt V"f™^''^ ^if the upright 
 borrowed a heavy sledge ian.t^^l ^f ,1! !!!^"*!,,r/-^^ ^!-^»^ ho 
 
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 ii 
 
 borrowed a heavy sledge i:^::::^Z:: ^t^^^^^; 
 
 lU 
 
374 
 
 THK KKLKMIl'NTKH. 
 
 tiied Poinpey's Pillar, aud this liafiied liim. Scattered all about the 
 niighty monolith Avere sphinxes of noble countenance, carved out of 
 Egyptian granite as hard as blue steel, and whose sliapely features the 
 ^vear of llvetliousund years liad failed to mark or mar. The relic-hunter 
 biittered at these persistently, and sweated profusely over his Avork. He 
 might as v.ell have attempted to deface tlie moon. They regarded him 
 serenely with the stately smile they liad worn so long, and whicli seemed 
 to say, '• Peck away, poor insect ; we were not made to fear such as you ; 
 in ten score dragging ages we Jiave seen more of your kind than there 
 are sands at your feet : have the}^ left a blemish u])on us ?" 
 
 But 1 am forgetting the .Tafia Colonists. At Jallii we had taken on 
 Ijoard some foi'ty members of a very celebrated community. They were 
 mule and female ; babies, yoxuig boys and yoinig girls ; young married 
 peo})le, and some who had passed a shade beyond the priuio of life. I 
 refer to tlie " Adams Jafl'a Colony." Othei's liad deserted before. We 
 left in Jafia 31 r. Adams, his wife, and lifteen unibrtunates Avho not 
 only had no money but did not know Avhere to turn or whither to go. 
 Sucli was the statement made to us. Our forty were miserable enou<>h 
 in the first i)lace, and they lay aboiit the decks seasick all the voyage, 
 ■R'liich about comiileted their misery, I take it. However, one or two 
 young men remained upright, and by constant persecution we wormed 
 out of them some little infor]nation. They gaAo it reluctantly and in a 
 very fragmentary condition, for, liaving been shamefully humbugged by 
 their pr()])het, they felt humiliated and unhappy. In such circumstances 
 people do not like to talk. 
 
 The colony v.as a comjjlete Jiasco. I have already said that such as 
 could get away did so, from time to time. The prophet Adams — once 
 an actor, then .several other things, afterward a Mormon and a misisiou- 
 ary, al\vay.>s on adventurer — remains at Jalia with his handfid of sori'ow- 
 ful suljects. The forty Ave brought aAvay Avith us Averc chiefly de.stitute, 
 though not all of tliem. They Avished to get to Egypt. What might 
 become of them then they did not knoAv and probably did not care 
 — anything to get aAvay from hated Jaffa. They had little to hope for. 
 Because alter many ai)peals to the sympathies of Ncav England, made by 
 strangers of Boston, through the noAvspapers, and after the establishment 
 of an office there for tlie reception of moneyed contributions I'or the 
 Jj,5a colonists. One Dollar was subscribed. The consul-general for 
 Egypt showed me the ncAvspaper paragraph which mentioned the cir- 
 cumstance and mentioned also the discontinuance of the effort and the 
 closing of the office. It Avas evident that practical Noav England Avas 
 not sorry to l)e rid of such visionaries and Avas not in the least inclined 
 to hire anybody to bring them back to her. Still, to get to Egypt, was 
 something, in the eyes of the unfortunate colonists, hopeless as the pros- 
 pect seemed of ever getting further. 
 
 Thus circumstanced, they landed at Alexandria from our ship. One of 
 our passengers, Mr. Mo.sc.s S. Beach, of the Ncav York Sun, inc)iiii'ed of 
 the consul-genei-al Avhat it Avould cost to send these j)eople to their home 
 
Ipr 
 
 THE (IIFTED POnTEB. 
 
 :i-.5 
 
 tho\.ou**V\;:;r.^?,j;:;;:t«;'™';«.:,';t,':;"- ""' '"""^ "°" - 
 
 Alexandrii: 
 soon tiled of it. We took"tl 
 winch is an Orientii] citv and of tl 
 aljout it to disiil 
 licad tliat lu) v, 
 
 was too much like H European city to l„M>ove!, and 
 t. We took the cars niu] P..,i,m „.. i. .„ ■[ . . 
 
 wo 
 
 iiiieiont Cairo, 
 
 10 coinplotest pattern. There is little 
 
 cars and came up here; to 
 
 )n.so one's mind of the error if he should' tak 
 as in the heart of Arabia. State! 
 
 (! it into hi.s 
 (1 di 
 
 survived: '-'"'' "''' "^ °'^^ ■'"•'^^ ^i^^''' it in An.erica and 
 
 o{ lute y...... Ti.o Hent";; •;'; •t\ ; uS'^i'iH^Sto r /""' '"* '■'"'•"^^"• 
 
 of Win- a ^;oo,l l.otol. IV.r.iition is (mI r f h i * , " ^",''"' " ^''"y f''''^-"t d<'.'il 
 It was late at ni-'lit ulun 1, "i"''*; ""''' ^''"" t'"' '''■"*""■ 
 
 in many pl.res-, and '^ntd v I 1 :,.'"' 'V' ""'-"■■'t ^carpeting, fade,], vorn out 
 
 sallow, .son-owlul. eonsnn, iv r t low '^n ll' ; ^' "^'^ l'e'"-t^vo iu.du.s of 
 
 8«t clis,.oura..d .nd went „ t C ,oi' r Ht it"^. in'"''' ,''t""' /"'f' 5"'ttH'''l. «"d 
 
 the ligl.t the .d.rk .sent. He .aid " O , l '^ ' '?!"' ^ "''{"^^ "' *''''* ^^"^ "-11 
 
 dueedanotliereoupleof ineus ft.l , ^ fn"^ V''""^'"'' """ '"''■''• »"'l 1"' I'ro- 
 
 havetoImve....tLeetK!.. '••' I '/li^^^ / f'.,'' "M"''' *'""' '"'tl'-I'H 
 darkness it.self. ][« was -i , • t 'n . > ^'"' ^'"'/''-^■■^'''t was drearier than 
 
 •'sonKnvlu.res''andsteaTn I ,^'lTrr '',"" ''""■'''• ,"'' "^''''^ ^'" ^^''^••''l S'> 
 design. Iheaixltheiandorl ^ul; , , T^'\'w'™"'^^^^ '''"^ '" '"« ''""'""'l 
 
 how ? " '^'' ^ "i' '^ tuu'li-lyht procession ?~ivhat /,s- 1,^, „p to, any 
 
 ;;He don't like tlien, eandles-savs he wants a lanin " 
 earthll'r'jtln^'.Sl/i^:-,,:;---''^ ' ^^"-^^ ^"'-^ «^ -'■'' '^ thin,. What on 
 
 '\\ell lie only wants to read-thaf. what ),e sav. " 
 
 anotiier eandle 
 
 and tlien if- 
 
 the devil tliat felL 
 
 ■^^|!,nI:'^'r.ri''"'V''-T^TJ"^''ll^^>™ the a— d old 1 
 
 low wants that, lamii tor? Take him 
 
 get a lamp." (A remark which 1 
 
 never made.) 
 
 :iousi" 
 
 ivn 'if l;c don't 
 
 
 J if* 
 
 li I 
 
 i 
 
;i7C 
 
 THK GIFTED I'OnTE'.f, 
 
 "I'd like to see him .it once. Wdl, you Ink. k along-l.nt I sweiir it beats m?/ 
 tiriT'laiin ^ "" ''''" ^'°" "'""^ ''"'^ ""' '"'"'^ '" *''" ^■'■''■^' '""''"' ''" "'""'■* ^"''^ 
 And 1... went off growling to Jiimself an.l still won.lerin- <md wondcTin- over the 
 unaccounud.le (-nduct of No. 15. Tl... lan.i, Mas a f?ood one, but it r,,.v,^ilod son e 
 disn-reeaMothings-a l,>;d in the suburbs of a desert of aroom-a bed thai ha<l hills 
 and valleys in it, and you d have to aeconiniudate your bnlv to the iniiiressiou left 
 n It by the niuu that slept there last, before you eould lie ronitbrtably; a can.et that 
 JiQd seen better .lays ; a inelaneholy washstaud in a remote corner, and a d.'jeeted 
 pitcher on It sorrowing over a broken nose; a looking jdass split a, ross the eentre. 
 whieh ehopped your head .,1 at the eliin. and ma do you l„ok like some dreadful un- 
 linished monster or other ; the paper pealing in shreds from th.' wall 
 
 Isi-hed and said, "This is charming ; and now don't y.m think von could get 
 mo soiiiellung to read? ' '' 
 
 The porter said, "O (■ertninly ; the old inan'.s got dead loads of books;" and he 
 was gone before I could tell lam what sort of literature I would rather have Vud 
 yet Ills countenance cxpiessed the utmost conli.lence in his ability to exeeuto'the 
 commission with credit to himself. The old man made a descent oil him. 
 \\hat are you going to lo with that pilj of books .' " 
 " Fifteen wants em, sir.' 
 
 " Fifteen, is it / He'll want a warming-pan next— he'll want a nurse! Take him 
 everything there IS in the liouse-take him the bar-keeper-take Jiim the baggaffo 
 wagon— -take him a ehamlier-maid ! Confound me, I never ' " 
 
 saw 
 
 anything 
 
 he wants to eat 'em, 
 
 infernal 
 
 'ike it. 
 1 dont 
 
 lunatic. 
 
 ust go a-rairia and 
 no tellin' what he 
 and desperate, and 
 
 What did he say he A\-ant,s with those books ? " 
 
 " Wants to read 'em, like enough; it ain't likely 
 recl(,.-i, " 
 
 ■■,.\'>^K'''''^ *" '■'-''''^ 'em— wants to read 'em this time of ni-ht, 
 l\i.'1i,u.; can't have them." ■' 
 
 '■■ \h)': he says he's mor'ly bouml to have 'em ; he's says h ''11 
 
 a-.-..,'.r,fi-...i'througlithis house, and raise more well, there's 
 
 won tdoif he don't get 'em ; i,e.;ause h(;'s drunk and crazv 
 
 notb i/r.; 11 soothe him down but these cussed books. " [1 had iiot made any 'threat's." 
 
 and was not in the condition ascribed to me liy the porter.] 
 
 " " J-'^'' fe'" ""' ^'^^^ I ^^''" 1^0 around when he goes to rairing and char^iii"'. and the 
 hrstrair he makes, I'll make him rair out of tlie window." An 1 theil the old 
 gentleman went olf, growling as before. 
 
 The genius of that porter was something wonderful. He put an armful of l)o„k 
 on the bed and said " Good night" as coulidently as if he knew perfectly well th u 
 those books werfl exact y my style of reading matter. And well he nii-ht. His 
 selection covered the whole range of legitimate literature. It comprised " The Great 
 Consummatmn by the Rev. ])r. Cummings-theology ; Eevised Statutes of the State 
 
 of Missouri -law ; "The Complete Horse-Doetor"-medicine ; 
 
 the Sea, by Victor Hugo— romance ; '""'■- -•"■-' <- -„r.„. 
 
 poetry. I shall never cease tj admire 
 
 porter. 
 
 The Toilers of 
 "The Works of William Shakespean"- 
 the tact and the intelligence of that gifted 
 
 But all the donkcy.s iu Christendom, and most of the E,'yptiau boys, 
 1 think, are at the door, and there is some noise going on, ir)t to put it 
 in stronger language. We are about starting to the illustrious Pyramids 
 ot iigypt,and the donkeys for the voyage are under inspection. I will go 
 and select one before the choice animals are all taken. 
 
C II A P T 
 
 L\ III. 
 
 Somo were closo-sliavon .ill r>xJ, ^^^^lo \\i(ite, hliick, and van-coloml. 
 was left ontlt eu of i^! jr UhS w "'' '' V"' ^'''' ^. P'-'t-brusl. 
 scape garden imtterns as to n "nvJ /, i T '" •""''■'" "^ ^'"^^^^''^ l"'"'" 
 
 by the shears. Sv ] ad U . ^n T '"','''''!" "^^^ ^''^^ ^'*^^« P'^^^' ^^^ 
 stvlisl, Sev;ral of tl e -1 1 "^'^^'^^ '^^"'''ored, and .vere exceedingly 
 
 stripos of bll Ll'f J' *,^j,3^, '\''^ '^^"7^'l like zebras .ith rainbow 
 ^eois. Dan and Ja k ^'^ll^nUn. w")"' ^^^^ |"^---"-^Wy gor- 
 
 Italian reminiHconoes of tlu '• ok ma e" " t''""5 ^'"' ^''''''■^}'' ^''^ 
 stuffy, fro<r-shaned tl.in.r^ t. i f''*'*^^'^ ^Tiie saddles were the high, 
 
 key and kL. 1dm n -c-ur r ba^f ^'^' '"' ra seals who could follow a don- 
 of sp^tators'wh.: w;\ri;ted t^; Jj^; ^^^^f Tv^ ''"'Y 
 bound overland to India and offers I^^ it readt for tL X? • '^^ ^'""^'^' 
 t'-Mgn against the Ahv««!, „•.,., ,..''* »;-""\ 'f''^"} loi' the African cam- 
 
 lar|» ,,„Tty, I'u? Lt^'^h : , ttl?,,, , r,;' "X,,::? 7- ""' ■' vcy 
 pohs, we made noise for fiv^. I,„,,^ '" \"" ''^^^ts of the great metro- 
 exci^: ,ent L nrwt on ^J-n ?'''^ ''""^ displayed activity and created 
 
 offered to the .lonkeys a o^^^^^^^^^ '""^ «T^. *'""i' ^'^^'^ ^l"-^* 
 
 became a wild ro« 'stampede Ttl' f "^'"-^ "^*^'' *^°^° ^"^^^ *'^^ '"^^'^ 
 it again. stampede, a terrihc panic. I wish to live to enjoy 
 
 oiSsst^di:^^ I :MZ::Jr\^ r ^^-^^-^^ -^-^itions of 
 
 the g.-eat thioug^..) ^^ J^i^ ^J t^jj^^l^.^ "^^::X^^^"? 
 nine, in reality. Occa.sionally we saw stark-naked men of 
 
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 DISTANT VIEW Ol' THK PYRAMIDS. 
 
 superb build, bathing, and niakin^' no attempt at concealment. How- 
 ever, an hour's acquaintance \\ith this cheerful ci..,toin reconciled the pil- 
 grims to it, and tlien it ceased to .occasion remark. Thus easily do even 
 the most startling novelties grow tanu; and si)iritles.s to these sight- 
 surfeited wanderers. 
 
 Arrived at Old Cairo, the camp-followers took uj) the donkeys and 
 tumbled them bodily aboard a small boat with a lateen sail, and "we fol- 
 lowed and got under way. The deck was closely packed with donkeys 
 and men ; the two siiilors had to ciimb ovei- and under and through tlu? 
 wedged mass to work the sails, and the steersman had to crov.-d four or 
 five donkeys out of the way when he wished to swing his tiller and put 
 his helm hard-dov/n. But Avhat were their troubles to us ? We lisid 
 nothing to do ; nothing to do but enjoy the trip ; nothiiu; to do but 
 shove the donkeys oft" our corns and look at the chai min" sceue-v of the 
 Nile. :/ 
 
 On the isl'uul at our right was the machine they call the Zls ilometer, a 
 stone cohnnn whose business it is to mark the rise of the river and pro- 
 phecy whether it will reach only thirty-two feet and produce a famine, 
 or whether it will properly Hood the hind at forty and produce J'lenty, or 
 whether it v/ill rise to forty-three and bring death and destruction to 
 flocks and croi)S — but how it does all this they could not explain to us, 
 so that we could understand. On the same islar 1 is still shown the 
 sjiot where Pharaoh's daughter found Mo.ses in the bulrushes. "Near 
 the spot we sailed from, the Holy Family dwelt when they sojourned in 
 Egypt till Herod should complete his slaughter of the innocents. The 
 same tree tliey rested under when they tirst arrived, was there a short 
 time ago, but the Viceroy of Egypt sent it to the Emjjrcss Eugenie 
 lately. lie was just in time, otherwise our pilgrims would have had it. 
 
 The Kile at this point is muddy, sv.ift and turljid, and does not hick 
 a gieat deal of being as -s^ide as the Mississij.pi, 
 
 We scrambled up the steei* bank at the shabby town of Oliizeli. 
 nicuntod the donkeys again, and scampered away. ' For four or five 
 miles the route lay along a high embankment which they saj- is to be 
 the bed of a railway the Sultan means to build for no other reason than 
 that when the Empress of the French comes to visit him she can go to 
 the Pyramids in comfort. This is tnu; Oriental hosi)itality. I am \ cry 
 glad it is our privilege to have donkeys instead of cars. 
 
 At the distance of a few mile^i the Pyramids rising above the palms, 
 looked very clean-cut, very grand and imposing, and very soft and lilmy, 
 as well. 'J'hey swam in a rich haze that took from theui all suggestions 
 of unfeeling stone, and made them seem oidy the airy nothings of a dream 
 — structures which might blossom into tiers of vag\ie arches, or ornate 
 collonuades, may be, and change and change again, into all graceial forms 
 of architecture, while we looked, and then melt deliciously away and 
 blend with the tremulous atmosphere. 
 
 At the end of the levee we left the mules and went in a sail-boat 
 across an arm of the Nile or an o\erllow, and landed where the sands of 
 
THE ASCENT. 
 
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 Arabs w„„ .,„..ea ^1^ '^iis ; i"! t" ;7"£';^:^''f;r "t' 
 
 are. Of course vnn f-nnlri „ ti ""•v^"',-, i-s to tlin to i— all toiinsts 
 contracted wit], the n mul f 1 *''*■ :>«"'^1 routine. Ol' courso w„ 
 
 ratine, ]ac«ratin.. m n^ S ./ " ' '"^' ''^•'' '^ '"^ "«' 'i^^''^- -xhila- 
 
 bIesse,la)>ov.u,n, a a!toMt^>^ 7' ""^ 't1 ""^ "'' ^ """^^^ ^^"^ 
 
 econoniy to wreck and n'b """'"""' '" '"'''' ''^y ^^-^ 1-1'tical 
 Twice, fur one uiiiuitc. tliev Ift i >-. i.,.^'. , i m n • 
 
 sweet consolatic.ri Vn ?hZTi\ , tliis dark hour I had a 
 
 laiiiu. I 01 I know tlmt <.xcept these .Afohammcdans re- 
 
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 AN AKAB KXPLOIT. 
 
 pento'l tJiey would go straight to perdition some day. And the>j never 
 repent— tl)cy never forsake their i)agani.sni. This tliouglit calmed me, 
 cheered me, and I sank down, limp and exhausted, upon the summ'.t, but 
 liapjiy, so hajjjjy and serene within. 
 
 On the one hand, a mighty sea of yellow sand stretched away toward 
 the ends of the earth, solemn, silent, shorn of vegetation, its solitude 
 uncheered l)y any forms of creature lif" ; on the othur, the Eden of 
 Egypt was spread below us— a broad green floor, cloven by the sinuou.s 
 river, dotted with villages, its vast distances measured and marked by 
 the dnmnishing stature of receding clusters of palms. It lay asleep in 
 an enchanted atmosj)here. There was no sound, no motion. Above tho 
 date-phnr.cs in the middle distance, swelled a domed and itinnacled mass, 
 glimmering through a tinted, ex(iuisite mist; away toward the horizon a 
 dozen shapely ])yramids Avatched over ruined Meinphis : and at our feet 
 the bland imi)assible S])hynx looked out u2)on the picture fi-om her 
 tlirono in_ the sands as i)lacidly and pensively as she had looked upon its 
 like full fifty lagging centuries ago. 
 
 We suffered torture no ]ien can describe from the hungry appeals for 
 bucksheesh that gleamed from Arab eyes and jwured incessantly from 
 Arab bps. Why try to call nj) the traditions of vanished Egyptian 
 grandeur; why try to fancy Egypt following dead .Ramcses to his tomb 
 m the Pyramid, or the long multitude of Israel departing over the 
 desert yonder? Why try to think at all ? The thing was impossible. 
 One must bring his meditations cut and dried, or else cut and dry them 
 afterward. 
 ^ The tradifional Arab proposed, in the traditional ly, to run down 
 Cheoi)S, cross the eighth of a mile of sand inter-. -' between it ard 
 
 tlie tall pyramid of Cejjhron, ascend to Cephron's su-mit and return to 
 us on the top of Cheops— all in nine minutes bv the watch, and the 
 wliole service to bo rendered for a single dollar. " In the first flush of 
 irritation, I said let the Arab and his exploits go to the mischief. But 
 stay. The upper third of Cephron was coated with dressed marble, 
 smooth as glass. A blessed thought entered mv brain. He must infal- 
 libly break his neck. Close tho contract witirdisimtch, I said, and let 
 him go. He started. We watched. He went Ijounding down the vast 
 broadside, spring after spring, like an ibex. He grew smalx and smaller 
 tilU he became a bobbing pigmy, away down towaid the bottom— then 
 disappeared. We turned and peered over the other side — forty seconds 
 
 —eighty seconds— a hundred— happiness, he is dead already' two 
 
 minutes— and a quarter— "There he goes !" Too true— it was too true. 
 He was very small, now. Gradually, but surely, he overcame the level 
 ground. He began to spring and climb again. Up, up, up— at last he 
 reached the smooth coating— now for it. But he clung to it with toes 
 -Jind fingers, like a fly. He crawled this way and that— a\\-ay to the 
 right, slanting upward— away to the left, still slanting upAvard— and 
 .Rtx)od at last, a bla k peg on the summit, and waved his pigmy soaif ! 
 Then he crept downward to the raw steps again, then i)icked up his agile 
 
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 Iieel 4 and flew Wn l.^tf i • 
 
 l^im under us;n.ou;:tiS*J;;;;\.E;^^^^ again M-e saw 
 
 eel in., our n.idst witl.7. ftul LT 1^- vhoo T'-" •'' """^ ^' ^«""''- 
 one seconds. He ],ad won Hi! Lr ^ ^""''' ^^'^li* minutes, forty- 
 I i-eflected. I said o mZlf l!J s tTl ''"T '''''""'■ ^' "''''' '^ f-il^''^- 
 risk another dollar on Lhn ' ' ''"^^ '""'* SI•o^v di..y. J .^m 
 
 co^:.^l.Std £'^ ^;:; *;^^X"- «^Wea on the su.ooth 
 
 was with us once more-nerfeft v sou 1 T' "'"'■'? '"''^^' ^'""- ^e 
 SIX seconds. J tuectly sound. lime, eight minutes, forty- 
 
 seconds. I was out of «I1 . f^ """' '^^'^'^'^ "unutes, forty-eiffhfc 
 
 wasnolong.r.i^,i::;*el^,^^^-^^ ^ I -s d^pei.te.-il^ 
 
 hundred dollans to juni.. off t Ws ,tr,. • ] i ' , i""''^^'' ^ ^'H give you a 
 the terms, name youi t I co r^'i T^ ^'''- ^^' '^^^ ^" '^^'^ like 
 stay right here a,ii risk money on you ^^f^'^T ''"'''■ ' ^^ 
 
 I was in a fair way to win now ft ."f ^ , ? ^'"' »''* '^ ^<^»*-" 
 an Arab. He pondered a i on oTt' ! '^"f/V'"'^^"'' opportunity for 
 lus mother arri ed, t7,e I H^If ' ' ''Z^'^ ^'''''' ^'"'^^ i^, I think^ but 
 can look upon the to!:i^ift;^^^,,^ ^^'^"'^ "^TV^ "--^ "ever 
 give her a hundred dollars to^un;; off too '""'~""^ ^ ""^^ ^ "°"^^* 
 Pu^: If: in:i^i:;;- JtSct^t :: *- ^^^'^-^--' - ^-l- They 
 
 andweti?reS,!;to;:t:ni^i::?-tj^-^-^^^ '^^ -^^"-. 
 
 crazy rabble of Ara'-. who tlm,!^ ^^1 Vp-^nml, attended by a 
 
 They dragged us up a long tl.trclul'";nTT-" T" T? """^•^^^'^• 
 over us. This chute was not n n^ 1 ' . "^'^'^'' candle-grease all 
 
 Saratoga trunk, and was "v il lee n o od nd i""'T -7^^^ ""'' '''■'^^' '>« - 
 Egyptian granite as wide a a tinho ; T "'^ ^-'^'^ •'^"'^'' ^''"^''^ of 
 
 as long, "we kept o cHntbi i '' T'^l^ "' '^"'^^^ ""'"'^ *^"'^'« ^i"^«« 
 
 thought we ought to be n^;^ Set^^!?'^/'" ^i'l^-^f^^^ gJ-'n, till I 
 came to tl,.o '^Queen's -Imnber '' Z l n ^''■""""' '-'''''' "»'' ^''^^^ 
 King. These krge apar^;Ztr;e;r Lu " ^^'^ the Chan.ber of the 
 monstrous masses of smoothed Ln- nn^ , o .i' • \ ''■"^'' ''""« ''"'^^ of 
 them were nearly as lar.^ C;^ '"'; Tr '' "'"""' ^"■^"^''^^^'•- '^^^"^^ ^f 
 sarcophagus like a bath-tub Tto^d h Z T'^' T^^'"- ^^ ^'''-^t «t«^'i« 
 Around it were gathered Lptt^Ln,'^ '' ''/l '^^^ ^^'"^^'^ ^"'=""1^''^. 
 and tattered pilgi-in,s, who ZT^TT " i^''^-^' '^"''^°^"''^ «'"^ «<>il«<l 
 theyeluUtereVandthewLkin/iS Z:^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^i^ ^''-» while 
 
 upon one of tho irrepressible mem nA f ^ 1''^ '' '^"" ■'^^"••>' 'i^^^ui 
 
 i,lat™„„. „„,r,,„i,| tliem WHh if ■"■'' ''■>' """I''""' 'l"»"» '"I'l 
 
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 STRATKOY. 
 
 of before — and as each party was paid, they «lroj)i)eJ into the rear of the 
 proceasicii and iu due time arrived again with a newly-invented delin- 
 ipient lint for liquidation. 
 
 We lunched in the shade of the pyramid, and in the midst of this en- 
 croaching and unwelcome company, and then Dan and Jack and I started 
 away for a walk. A howling swarm of beprgars followed us — surround- 
 ed us — almo.'it headed us off. A sheik, in liowing white bournous and 
 gaudy head-gear, was with them. Ho wantc^d more bucksheosh. But 
 we had adopted a new code — it was m.ilions for ilofense, but not a cent 
 for bucksliccsh. 1 asked liim if he could persuade the others to depart 
 if we paid him. He, said yes — for ten francs. We accepted the con- 
 tract, and said — 
 
 " Now persuade your vassals to fall back." 
 
 He swung his long staff round his head and three Arabs bit the dust. 
 He capered among tlio mob like a very maniac. His blows fell like 
 hai], and wherever one fell a subject went down. W^e liad to hurry to 
 the rescue and tell Jiiin it was only necessary to damage them a little, he 
 need not kill them. In two minutes we were alone witii the .sheik, and 
 remained so. The persuasive poweivi of this illiterate saviigc were 
 renuirkable. 
 
 Each side of the Pyramid of Cheoi)s is about as long as the Cai)itol 
 at Washington, or the Sultan's new palace on the IJosphorns, and is 
 longer than the greatest depth of St. I'cter's at Rome — which is to say 
 that each side of Cheops extends seven hundred and some odd feet. It 
 is about sioventy-tive feet higlier than the cross on St. Peter's. Tlie first 
 time I ever went down tli(! Mississi[)pi, I thought the highest bluff on 
 the river between St. Louis and New Orleans — it was near Selma, 
 Missouri— was ]n-obably t'le highest n>oiintain in the world. It is four 
 hundred au;l thirteen feet high. It sdll looms in my memory with un- 
 diminished grandeur. I can see the trees and bushes growing smaller 
 and smaller as I followed them up its huge slant witii my eye, till they 
 became a feathery fringe on the distant summit. Tliis symmetrical 
 Pyramid of (,'heop.s — this solid mountain of stone reared Ijy tiie patient 
 liands of men— tliis miglity tomb of a forgotten monarc!i — dwarfs my 
 cherislied mountain. For it is four hundred and eighty feet higli. In 
 still earlier years than those I have been recalling, llolliday's Hill, in 
 Qur town, was to me the noblest wor'c of God. It appeared to pierce 
 the skies. It was nearly thi-ee hundred feet high. In those days I 
 pondered the subject much, but I never could understand why it did not 
 swathe its summit with never-failing clouds, and crown its majestic brow 
 with everliisting snow.^. I had heard t'.iat sucli was the custom of gre;it 
 motuitains in other parts of the world. 1 remeniber^d how I worked 
 with anotlicr boy, at odd afternoons stolen f n m study and paid for with 
 stripes, to undermine and start from its bed an immens3 boulder that 
 rested u])on the edge of that hilltop ; I romembere 1 how, one Saturday 
 afternoon, wo gav^ three hours of hone it eiibrt to the task, and sa v at 
 la.':t that our reward was at hand ; I remembered how we sat down, then, 
 
I'llF. MAJKSTK; Si'HVNX. 
 
 and wipnd tlie perspiration 
 out of tlio way ia tlie road 
 was splendid, ft ^vent ( 
 mowing biKsliea down lik 
 
 tir 
 
 away, and waited to lot 
 
 I)el 
 
 'Ow---:ind then we started tl 
 
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 l>ioaic party got 
 
 ■ent crashing down the liill-sid 
 
 le boulder. It 
 
 e ffi-ass, rii. 
 
 foot of the h, 1, and then sprang from tl 
 
 ipi'ing and crushing and 
 
 e, tearing nj) sajjlings 
 
 scattered a 
 
 sniashi 
 
 Mir over' 
 
 in the road — tl 
 
 10 negro looked 
 
 1" liigh bank cl 
 
 wood pile at tl 
 
 lie 
 
 lear over a dray 
 
 -acle infinitesin^al mi;;;Z r /T fZ.'''~r' *''^ "^^^ ^--l^ 
 «warmed out like bee.. Then we s.id > "'''^'"'' f''^.' '"''^ ^''« '^^^W^s 
 left. l]03cause the coopers wa" ar , ! IT ^uT^^' '""^'ni'ieent, and 
 ^Stdl, that mountain, i.rodi 4, L 'S "1' *^'^' ^"" *« «»q"i''o. 
 
 of cjicops. I could o^i;^^;" '";; ts^':/''?'''"^ *^^ ^''* ^^^-'-i 
 
 '"ind a satisfactory oomprehe, o of S ' " -^ ''""^^' ^^'^^'^T to my 
 .sf.rou3 stones that^covered thi len are nf r^'"*^'' ?^ '" '^^^^ "^ ^^^^l 
 
 sof r:i':;::,:L:s:;1^^^^^^^^ -/-. The great tUee was 
 
 earth ,n it.s mien, and in Its^^oun en nee . 1 •'"" "'''' '' '"■^'"^^>' "^t of 
 tlung human wore. Ifc was s one .t i °"''r"'''' '^^ "^'^•^'^' --^"y 
 "nago of stone thought, it ^vl. th uHn". V'''"'''] '^^"tient. If evl 
 voip of the landsc.5.0 yet ?oHri > r' h' ^'"^ ^^-^.^'''S toward the 
 
 and vacancy. It was lookin Jovi u d 1 - '" •^~''' "^' ^"' '^'"'^''''^ 
 and far into the past U wT. .., • ^ "^ "^ everything of the present 
 
 of eo.tu.y-wavesVinch,'^,X?^^ d'f^lX " ''T '' ^"—vcS 
 nearer together, and blended a a in ' o ^ '7'^TS' closed nearer and 
 the horizon of remote anticnut It w .fT ,"1'"" *"'«' '^^^''^y toward 
 .•^ges ; of the empires it had se/m cie ^1 " i '?^ "^ '^' ''''''' of departed 
 wJuse birth it 'had witnesse l.w ;f llt^'"^ of the nluions 
 
 annihilation it had noted • oft .V^ T' "''''' '* ^^^'^ watched, whose 
 g-ndenr and decay, of li^ellS '!;;;;--;•' .^'- ^''^ --' <^- h U e 
 tyi.e of an attribute of man-or" f cu tv nf ^''f ^'''''- ^' ''■'' «'« 
 
 I;f f "r"''-^^'='''«°«^'^''"ox-m.ou.?t t?! ^"' ■\'?"-' '^'^•^ ''■•^"»- It 
 
 ^11 who know what j)-.fhn« +?.. \'""«"t into visible, tan-vible form 
 pH^hed and faces ^.^i^J^^:^ '^''1 "' ''^^^ t'-^a;e a^mi 
 gone by-will have some appiwTont Tl^' l^i'^'"'^'"" •^'^"'"^ -^^ vears 
 grave eyes that look so «tea!lLSy IneJc fn on .^^ '^''\ ''^^"^'"'^ "^ "^'^o^e 
 iiistory M-as born-before Traditio Jk"*^^' ^\?.^' '''^^ ^'^''-^^ '^efore 
 forms that moved, in a vag.'e or \v! id T'^^p""-'' *'^'^*^ ^^'«^-«' ^nd 
 •scarce know of-and passed oae bv one' u, ', FT^'^ '"'^ ^^omance 
 so hury in the midst if a stra ^el?v ^cfe i f/l ""' '^'^^ *^f '^^""^^ ^'— r 
 
 ilioSphynx is g,and in its lo i Ji S. ^•"'^'"P''''""''^^^! ^'^^nos. 
 t cle; itis impressive in the my er^^^r^^^ '^ ^'"Posing in its magni- 
 1 ere IS that in the overshadowing mi l of t"'' ?"'' ?'? ''^'y- -^"^^ 
 ^vith Its accusing memory of the deedfof ^.n '^T"'"' ^S'u-e of stone, 
 
 .something of what he shall feci when 1 5 f,!"^'' ^^^"^*' '-^'eals to one 
 presence of God. ''^'''" ^'^^ ^^''^^ «t^nrl at last in the awful 
 
384 
 
 THINGS I SHALL NOT TELL. 
 
 There are some things which, for the credit of America, should be left 
 unsaid, perhaps ; but these very things happen sometimes to be the very- 
 things which, for tlio real benefit of America, ought to have prominent 
 notice. While -we stood looking, a wart, or an excresence of some kind, 
 appeared on the jaw of the Sphynx. We heard the familiar clink of a 
 hammer, and understood the case at once. One of our well-meaning 
 reptiles — I mean relic-hunters — had crawled up there, and was tryin^ 
 to break a " specimen" from the face of this the most majestic creation 
 the hand of man has wrought. But the great image contemplated the 
 dead ages as calmly as ever, unconscious of the small insect that was 
 fretting at its jaw. Egypthan granite that has defied the storms and 
 earthquakes of all time, has nothing to fear from the tack-hammers 
 of ignorant excursionists — highwaymen like this specimen. He failed 
 in his enterprise. We sent a sheik to arrest him, if he had the authoiity, 
 or to warn him, if he had not, that by the laAvs of Egypt the crime he 
 was attempting to commit was punishable with im]irisonment or the 
 bastinado. Then he desisted and went away. 
 
 The Sphynx : a hundred and twentv-five feet long, .sixty feet high, and 
 a hundred and two feet round the head, if I remember rightly — carved 
 out of one- solid block of stone, harder than any iron. The block must 
 have been as large as the Fifth Avenue Hotel before the usual waste 
 (by the necessities of sculpture) of a fourth or a half of the original mass 
 was begiin. I only set down these figures and these remarks to suggest 
 the prodigious labor the carving of it so elegantly, so symmetrically, so 
 faultlessly, must have cost. This sj)ecies of stone is so hard that fig'ures 
 cut ill it remain sharp and unmarred after exposure to the weather for 
 two or three thousand years. Now did it take a hundred years of 
 patient toil to carve the Sphynx 1 It seems probable. 
 
 Something interfered, and we did not visit the Red Sea and walk upon 
 the sands of Arabia. I shall not describe the great mosque of JVIehemet 
 Ali, whose entire inner Avails are built of polished and glistering alabas- 
 ter; I shall not tell liow the little birds have built their nests in the 
 globes of the great chandeliers that hang in the mosque, and how they fill 
 the whole place with their music and are not afraid of any body because 
 their audacity is pardoned, their rights are respected, and nobody is 
 alloAved to interfere with them, e^en though the mosque be thus doomed 
 to go unlighted; I certainly shall not tell the hackneyed story of the mas- 
 sacre of the Mamelukes, because I am glad the lawless i-ascals were mas- 
 sacred, and I do not wish to get up any sympathy in their behalf; I shall 
 now tell hoAv that one solitary Mameluke jumped his horse a hundred 
 feet down from the battlements of the citadel and escaped, because I do 
 not thinlc much of that— I could have done it myself; I shall not tell of 
 Joseph's well which he dug in the solid rock of the citadel hill and which 
 is still as good as new, nor how the same mules he bought to draAv up 
 the water (with an endless chain) are still as it yet and are getting tired 
 of it, too; I shall not tell about Jose})h's granaries which he built to 
 store the grain in, what time the Egyptian brokers were " selling shorty" 
 
oukl be left 
 bo the very 
 I prominent 
 ' some kind, 
 r clink of a 
 ell-meaning 
 was trying 
 itic creation 
 nplated the 
 ct that was 
 atorms and 
 5k-haumiers 
 He failed 
 3 authority, 
 le crime be 
 ent or the 
 
 t high, and 
 ly — carved 
 block must 
 isual waste 
 igiual mass 
 1 to suggest 
 strically, so 
 hat figures 
 veather for 
 id years of 
 
 walk upon 
 f ]\tehemet 
 ng alabas- 
 ists in the 
 'W they fill 
 dy because 
 nobody is 
 us doomed 
 )f the mas- 
 were mas- 
 ilf ; I shall 
 a. hundred 
 lause I do 
 not tell of 
 and whicli 
 o draw up 
 tting tired 
 B built to 
 ng shorty" 
 
 onAN'n oi.i> r.r.wT. 
 
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 strange city of Ci,,,, beoa'ust i o t ' '"'•''"'« ''^'^"•'t ^J'^' «t.-au.»e 
 
 I l>d not SCO it ; nor of the fash in. h^^. , ' ^^''''''" ^^'''•y .V^f. for 
 
 solves and so formin,. a uATuZ ^'""^'^' ^"''''' "^ P^'o^^^-'^tiil^ thrm- 
 ff of the oxpeditiZu r^'u ^^^^^X^r:^^^'^; '^''^^ --•%■ the 
 thus .^.c,u-e,l, for I did not so ' L.t o ■ T ;'*.^'""" ''"^'''^''''' '"'">' 
 ulway, fur it is liko anv other ra it v T , n ""'^ ''"'"^ ''^' ^'*'^' 
 
 they t.se for the locuu.otiVe i.s con ose<fo"^.n; • °" ' ' ''^' ^''''^ *''^' ^"^'1 
 ohl, purchased by the ton or bv he ~^ ^ "•^" thousand yoar.s 
 
 fionu. „nes one hears the profane on- W/V I "'"* '""■''^'■^'^' '"'<' ^hat 
 
 plebe.a,>s, they don't bur t av^ ■ h ^i, ' ''' ^'"t I'^ttishly, "D-nfh.se 
 tell of the ,n-oups of nu,d co^s Vt ,e ^ jT "'": ^'" '^ '^'■V-?;"* T shall not 
 nounds above Int^di water-marl: tl , , , . f, '''''\' "!'"» '"^ ^'"'"■^'^nd 
 
 lages of tho lov.-or clas^o- . V , i . ^" '' ""'' ''••P-i'lth of E.rv„t— vil 
 level plain, gre.n .Wth h,;:u i T l.^l: ^1^ f.^^ l..>nn.Ilo.r^i4,; J 
 can pioroe tlu'oudi the soft vi ,.;■;' f "l;"l''^'n-s the eve as fur as it 
 of the vision of tlJ"^^^^ ^^f^^^^^^^ I «imll not s^^-k 
 
 miles, for tI,o picture is too ter'T.. 'V''''*""?" ^*' ^"^ '^'"I tw -ntv 
 I .shall not til of the crow ^ of dusK wn"' ' ■' ''? ""'"'^l'"-' I"""' 
 caivs .vhcn they stopped a momni, t . 'I?''"'" ^^'^'^ ^'"^'k^l to' the 
 
 % nmbitudcs .ud wihl V4un es tl ^t^ . , i ""^ '<''' ^*" ^''« '""t- 
 full hlast at anoth<.r barbarou s ' t on T fT^ '' ^""" '''' ^'"'"^1 in 
 pn frosh dates au<l <u,joved he li e ,s,, Vl t"'' '"'^ **-'" ^"^^^^ ^^"^ f^^'^ted 
 
 out of the ears, rowed aboard the bin k4 ''"'V f , •'• '^'^^'^ 
 
 to return to Europe, thence hou^^;.^^'!^"'^' '^"^^^^^'^ > (^ho ^,, 
 lows homeward finally and foreve fi,.; 1 ' ' '"''"''' ""^' ^""''^'^ «"'' 
 the mellow sun .ven doM-n u,Hn VoIuVT^ ^"y'-^ ' ^'Or ],ow, as 
 Moult assembled i. solen,n L^St "^n S ™ ''^'^'' '^'^''^ ''"^» 
 
 the ost conn-ade the whole i. 'hVlon . 'h '^7'"' '""^^ ^"•^'"•'^^'J «ver 
 fall not s],eak a word of any of 't ^f ' '' •'"* ^'" con.forted. ] 
 
 he as a sealed book. ^ I do ";^m;^ S f ' '' "i^'t '^ '""^- ^^^^^ ^'^'^H 
 never saw one, but a scaled 1 Lk ^h oxl' -'"'f '""'^ ^«' ''^-^"'^^e I 
 tion, because it is popular expression to use in this connec- 
 
 ^^^^^^^:^Z'sz:^V!i^ tiV^-'^^ ^!'--'- «^^i^i'- 
 
 through IJonu. the wo.'ld ; t h^ am ^I ^'''-'l^^ ^''''^ ^o»'e, and 
 en. ued the haple.. children 5 I " 1 1 t^ll "" i"" ^—"-d and 
 her borders little better than saA. 4; ' '"'^ «'^''*'/^?"^ ^"^ '^'^l"^^'* «"tof 
 I^nd winch had an enlightened relig. .^^ ^^^i;;!;: j'^^ ^^ ^''^J 
 ... . vii^-iji.u icuarcis and 
 
 £i'l*^.""!''^^^"t- I only ton it 
 
 I 
 
 
 wn DL'heve aiiytl 
 
 uiiff. 
 
 'i"* I got it, J 
 
 • '.a willinti 
 
 '0 WI 
 
 '>n 
 
 leve it. I 
 
SHC) 
 
 (illANn OLD K(iYPT. 
 
 Ituiiishiaciit ill it, wliiki vvtni li-vael's rtiliyiou oontainod no jiromis;^ of a 
 lion!iift«u\ Wc wore gliul to liiivo soon that land \vliieli had glasn throo 
 thousand years before Enj,daiid had it, and could paint iipjii it as iiono of 
 us can paint now ; that land which know, three thousand years ajjo, 
 well nijL,'ii all of medicine and surgery which science has (liscorereil lately ; 
 wliich had all those curious surgical instinunents which science has in- 
 vented lately ; which had in high excellence a thousand luxuries and ne- 
 cessities of an advanced civilization which wo have gradually contrived 
 and accuimilateil in modern times and claimed as things that were under 
 the sun ; that had jiaper vuitold centuries before we <lreanipt of it — and 
 waterfalls before our women thought of them ; that had a perfect system 
 of common schools so long bofory wo boasted of our achievcMiicuts in that 
 direction that it seems forever and forever ago ; that so emlialmed tho 
 dead that ilesli was made almost immortal — which we can not do ; that 
 built tenij/les which mock at destroying time and smile grimly upon our 
 lauded little prodigies of architecture ; that old land that knew all wliich 
 we know now, iiercliance, and more ; that walked in the broad highway 
 of civilization in tli« gray dawn of creation, ages and ages before we were 
 born ; that kift the impress of exalted, cultivated Miml upon the eternal 
 front of the Sphynx to confound all scofiers who, when all her other 
 ])roofs had passed away, might seek to persuade the world that imperial 
 Egypt, in tlie days of her high renown, had groped in darkness. 
 
 ieii 
 
omis.' of a 
 !,'lass thvco 
 ; ivH uono of 
 years ngo, 
 <:re(l lutt'ly ; 
 ICQ liiis in- 
 ics and ne- 
 
 V coiitrivocl 
 w'crci iimler 
 of it — and 
 f(!ct syst(!ni 
 'uts ill that 
 lialiiu'd tlio 
 )t do ; that 
 y ii]ioii our 
 
 V all M'liifh 
 id liigliway 
 iro we were 
 the eternal 
 
 her other 
 at iniiierial 
 
 iS. 
 
 CIIAPTJCJJ Lix. 
 
 WH were at Koa now, fur a \,'v^r l , 
 , , through the entire ie.: 1, 1 ^1 "f ^''•^'"■^-7-*^ -ere to ,...,.ss 
 •""^tlM.f the MediternuH.au pJ Z^J^T"^' ^^"■^':'^'' <'"' -ntire 
 <l.e Atlantie-a voyage of .seUra ^t V v''"' T^V" ''"" ^^'''^^' '>f 
 •"to a very hIonv, stay-at-hon,e n,:un e ^f i|f^^' "Z'^""'" ''" "^^^'^l <lowu 
 exemplary people, and n>a,n no , . f' \^; '"'T' '"'t'"^ ''' '- 'I'uet, 
 "'^'•t^ at least, than from st,-,, T . twenty or thirty .Imvs \, 
 
 V"'''''''*^""^'i^^^'i"<l'satislie,i nmv .1 ^ ^ "wd.-d a ion-- n.st 
 
 ';ook (that sure index, to ..0 f Tl '. •" "f"^'^'^' ""''•'"^ '" '"V m-t,.. 
 
 tlun. a note-book ^ets'to i'l^l'.^T^ '!'-') I---. U'hat a^tnpid 
 
 ..., . . . ' ' ""•^- I '^'^'^^ observe the stvln : 
 
 "!■ bud ouglit to 1,0 shinH,. In .,■"''■ ^'' ' '-''"If puivlms...! .t \ ." • 
 
 ■5Ji-;E-;;-;:ir£':,~ 
 
 "•H cs nv,M. in Uu. world. "^""- ' '■ ''"'"""'• '^ --M P.-lui,ly .s^i.^tiln; , , V 
 
 J itrsdai/ — Soiiic'whi'li' in i • 11 
 
 stoptl.ere. Choi... W.a4.i;.:^Sw"°i."'; ^''" '^'-"l "'' ^^^''t.,. < ■•-. not 
 
 n (v/„.,,/,,,/_.\v,,uh,., .till v.r/s V ," ■ s. ^ l''"*^""^'iTs .s,.asi, k an,l i,n i! V 
 
 laiiiW»j,u l,,liJ,i,| it. suu ],,i',i'' ",'■;■ . ""'"liriil lit'.-, I,,aiitiliil ..,, i ,i 
 
 .:,,. r"&-„;|;;s;r -. ™. ,,, , J 
 
 If 
 
 ( !' 
 
 I (i 
 
 n 
 
 •"'''■'■"■'"•''^!""'^'-^''^l totl„,;..ut,ull"a,k. 
 
38S 
 
 A IIOV H DIAliY. 
 
 <'JA..„An/-M.. riling, .loiniudcu. Alii',iinn,i, ,luiMino,.s. KviiiiiK, i n.iiu'iiii'liii;< 
 tlic.l.vks. ' Alt.Twui-.i, .■ImrMdcHi.ii.l alert iiiv li I>r. l'. Di.nimor-i. 
 
 A'- </'-^--\iirliov...l <iir till- i.irtiiivs.iu.. rity .r i',.;,'lmn, ^Ml•.ll.l:.. ^ 'li'l tm 
 i,iia.iit;lit. but not iH.n:iitt,.,l tu h\u\ hy tlnsr iufiruniH fmvi.ijn.'i'M. J U<y .smell iiuhIoi- 
 
 OUilv theVtlo mil \VI%ll tlley il:ire lldt lisi< elinlrni. . „. , . 
 
 "'77,, />•«//' " Aliel ..le,l (.ir till! heiiutir.ll < itV of M:ih<-.\, ><\Mn.--\\ i'U\ iishoie 111 
 tl..- e;M.t;>il,'H lK.,,t I,ot ..sl.o.e, eith,,, !„, tiny WouM Hot let Us ImU.1. (}mVWUm'. 
 Shipi.',! inv new-l.,).,.' e„nesl.on.lel,.e, whi-l, tlieV took with tonics, ^lll-pe,! it in sea 
 ,vat!..', .linpeaill;,.; nf lioles. nn,l tliei. f„n,i;.-nt,..l it with vi la,no„s vayors 1 It 
 Hinelt like .1 Sp.ni ,1.1. lMM>iin,l alMMit ehanees to lUll the Moeka.le an,l V'sit the 
 Alhauil.ni at (li.iir h. Too risky- th,y mi-lit han- a hody. N't «ail -ini.hlle ot 
 
 "'*'•' Au.Tso on, iMi.l so .m, and so Inrth, for :even.l .lays. Fin.aiy, anelioiTd off 
 (Jil.nift.ir, whieh '. mki r.uniliai- aiel ho;iie-like. 
 
 It 1,'u.iiuls in<- of Iho jounml I (.i.mcd Avitli tlu' ih'W your, oiiw, when 
 I was a 1)ov and a .•-mfidin- a.ii.l a >Nilliu- ]>ivy to ihos;- mii.ossil)l.« 
 Kdicnu'.s of'iviyiiu Nvliidi wcll-iu. aiuii.u' cl'l maidH and ornudinotlicrs set 
 for tlio IVot of unv.-r.rv youtlis at thiit scas.ai uf the ycar-sctlni.y over- 
 sized tasks f..r tliein.Vliieli, nceissarily failin;.', as in1allil)ly veakeu the 
 Iiov'h streno-tli of \\ ill. .liininisii Lin eonlidenee in iiim.si'U and injtire liw 
 cliiincon of '^sncce.ss in life. Please aceei't of an extract : 
 
 " .1/(/,/''",i/— (oit \\\\ washe.l, uciit to be 1. 
 " 7'/(r',s7/(^?/— (lot lip, wa-siuMl, went to he'l. 
 " ir,il,i>''.i</'i>J—(-'<'>t n\K washed, went to beil. 
 ': Thi'isdiiii'-VtiA \\\\ washeil, '.vent to heil. 
 " /•'ritlini-i int up, washeil, went to lieil, 
 ",V/',-'/ .'<'/"■'/('(.)/ — (!ot Ul', washed, went to hi'd. 
 " Fviihvj forini:t!(f—^'«>t u\\ washed, went to hed. 
 " Fiiniii'-iiii/ uiotith—Vnit U|>, Wiisiiecl, went to Led. 
 
 I stoi)i)ed then, di.scoi:ra-(,'d. StivitUii- events a])])eared to h.' too 
 rar", in my career, to rendcn' ii diary necessary. I still reflect vath pride, 
 however, that evtn at that early a, ^o I washed when I got nj). 'J'hat 
 ioiirnal iinished me. I never have had the nerve to kee]> one since. Aly 
 'loss of eonlidenee in myself in that line was i»ernianent. 
 
 Th(* shii> hivd to stay it week or moro at Gibraltar to take ni coal for 
 the home vova,L,'e. . ,, ,, 
 
 It wonld 1)0 verv tiresome stuviay here, and ;;o fo>ir ol kh ran tlie 
 quarantines blockade and spent seven delightful days in Seville, Cordova, 
 Cadiz, and wanderino; through t'ne pleasant rural scenery of Andalt;sm, 
 the garden of Old Hpain. Tue experiences of that cheery weolc were 
 too varied and numerous for a short chapler and I hav(> not roam ter a 
 lam' one. Therefore I shall leave them all out. 
 
I'dliicliii'lili;; 
 
 St.iM till 
 lucU iiiiMluf- 
 
 It lishnli' ill 
 
 (pillar iiitiiii'. 
 
 pCll it ill MlM 
 
 ,ii]Miis till it 
 iiul vi-iit till' 
 — iiiiclilli' <il' 
 
 llirliolT,! dli' 
 
 MK'c, wlicn 
 itiHH>SKi))h' 
 iollicrs set 
 tliii,!,' over- 
 ,c;ikfu the 
 iiijuiv liiis 
 
 to 1).' too 
 vitli jiridi', 
 
 u\). '.rh:\t 
 slu'.-(\ jMv 
 
 111 CO:U 
 
 f.n- 
 
 i;:-i r.iii tlie 
 le, C'ori'.ova, 
 An(l;ili;siii, 
 w(;c!c were 
 room fm- a 
 
 CHArTEK LX. 
 
 L 11.,;' .11 ( .i.liz. 'llu.y tol.l m the, «].!,, ha,l h,,n Ivi.i- at ai.r'.„r . 
 1..' I.ari.0,- tvvo ,u- tlin-o l.onrs. J, was /i,u« tbr „. t L . ^ -s L 
 li..' slM,. ,.oul. wa.L only a littl,, mIuI. W.-au.so of th. .luar '.t • \V '. 
 jr. suou o.i ,oa.l au.l uitl.in tho l.o.n- the wl.it.. city I tt .[.-asmt 
 Hhx.iv.oi Spa.n sank down Ik.1h,„1 til. M.tv.s a.,1 J.a^ M out 1 ^^h 
 \\ H ha-l Hecn no lan.l lad.. IVom vi.w so iv^Trttullv. " 
 
 I l.:„l on- a-o Wn .Imded at a noisy pul.lio' nan.tin- in ^I,.. n.in 
 
 n 1 M- f.. ; -'^''ytimy l.y nu.s.aectin.^, in t!.;. ^uud old 
 
 s a uty oi uapknis. I aiaromindwl, now, of ouo of tin.,. coa.„iaints 
 
 •If • <--"^"l'^;-"i'.'a m a ],i..h-]auulod way to" ('apt. Dnnc-an He 
 
 i r:;';;; ".r^"^" •'■'■'■ ^^" ^^'taiu;,i.ow.i'i.i.. rtsienc!^ 
 
 men atNvlatJie denouno.,! as tlie jiartialitv sliown tli;^ cantiins t d.l, 
 over th. o, u.r tables of tko ship, k tlo.tLuxl Lack n. Sis ! u " 
 and set jt down trn\nipl,antly, and said : ' ^ ' 
 
 '•Just try tiiat mixture onW, Captain Duncan " 
 He smelt it--.tastod it-sn.iicd benignantly-tlu.u said : 
 It ,, m enor-for coi/ee-^mi it is pretty fair (,„." 
 
 Ho had r, ""*"'"'''■'''''' i*; *"''^"^ it, and returned to liis ....t. 
 Ho had m,;de an egreg.ous ass of hi.iisolf before the whole shi,,. He Al 
 
 'n. " n% ^'''}^t ^\« t«°f^ things as they cante. That is me 
 -The oU.ft,sluoned ship-liie had returned, :L vhat we were t . ona-r 
 
 Z^t^^P't - ''"■ ^'^^^" ''i '^'^y^ i* ^-^*-"-l .i-fc the same, otte chi; 
 
300 
 
 OUR FIRST ACCIDENT 
 
 The nioimtaiiis looked sur])ashiugly lovely, dud as tliey wove in liviny 
 green ; ribbed -with lava ridges ; flecked -with white cottages ; riven by 
 doe]> chasms purple Mith shade ; the great slopes dashed •with sunshine 
 an<l mottled >vith shado.vs flung from the drifting squudrons of the sky, 
 and the sup.ei'b picture fitly crowned by toweling peaks whose fronts 
 wore swept by the trailing fringes of the clouds. 
 
 But we could not land. We stayed all day and looked, we abused 
 the man who invented cpiarantine, wo held half a dozen mass-meetings 
 and ciannned them full of interrupted speeches, motions that fell still- 
 
 nought and 
 
 I'esolutions that died from 
 the house. 
 
 At night we set 
 
 })orn, amendments that came to 
 
 slieer exhai'.stion in trvini; to get before 
 
 saij. 
 
 Wo a\craged fou" mass-meetings a week for the voyage — we seemed 
 always in labor in this Avay, and y(>t so often fallaciously that whenever 
 at long intervals we wei-e safely delivered of a resolution, it was cause 
 for public rejoicing, and we hoisted the flag and fired a salute. 
 
 Days passed — and nights ; .'uid then the beautiful Bermudas rose out 
 of the sea, we ent(n'ed the tortuous channel, steamed hither and thither 
 among the bright sunnner islands, and rested at last under the flag of 
 England and were welcome. We were not a nightmare here, wdiere 
 wei'e civilization and intelligence in place of Spanish and Italian supersti- 
 tion, dirt and dread of cholera. A few days among the breezy groves, 
 the flower gardens, the coral caves, and the lovely vistas of blue water 
 that went curving hi and out, flisappsaring and anon again appearing 
 tlirough jungle walls of brilliant foliage, restored the energies dulled by 
 long drowsing on the ocean, and fitted us for our fin«l cruise — our little 
 run of a thousand miles to New York — America — home. 
 
 We bade good-bye to "our friends the Bermudians," us our pro- 
 gramme hath it^tlte majority of those we were most intimate with were 
 negroes — and courted the great deep again. I said the majority. We 
 knew more negroes than white people, because we had a deal of washing 
 to l)e done, but we made some most excellent friends among the whites, 
 ■whom it Avill be a pleasant duty to hold long in grateful remembrance. 
 
 We sailed, and from that hour all idling ceased. Such another system 
 of OAerhauling, general littering of cabins and packing of trunks we had 
 not seen since we let go the anchor in the harbor of Beiront. Every 
 body was busy. Lists of all i)urchases had to be nlade out, and values 
 attached, to facilitate matters at the custom-house. Purchases bought 
 by liiilk in partnership had to be equally divided, outstanding debts 
 cancelled, accounts compared, and trunks, boxes and packages labeled. 
 All day long the bustle and confusion continued. 
 
 And now came our first accident. A passenger was running through 
 a gangway, between decks, one stormy night, Avhen he caught his foot in 
 t!ie iron staple of a door that had been heedlessly left off a hatchway, 
 and the bones of his leg broke at the ancle. It was our first serious 
 misfortune. We iiad traveled much more than twenty thousand miles, 
 by land and sea, in many trying climates, without a single hurt, without 
 
AT HOME. 
 
 391 
 
 «. M,»,,ecte<l that hil'^^t Z toT «c>T „,;u1 T" "° 'r'"' ,■"" " 
 
 jou,e.i i™„,„ „„„i„ .„„ „, ,„„;, Sg:'r,,':'t„t™.:''':i;ir'' """ 
 
CHAP T E R L X I . 
 
 IN tiiis place I Avill print an article which I wrote for the Xew York 
 Herald the niglit wo arrived. I do it i)artly because my contract 
 with my publishers makes it compulsory; partly bee;uise it i.^ a pro]>er, 
 tolerably accurate, and exhaustive summing u}) of the cruise of the ship 
 and the performance ■> of the pilgrims in foreign lands ; and pirtly 
 because some of the passengers have abused me for writing it, and I wisli 
 the ])ublic to see how tlraukless a task it is to put one's self to trouble 
 to glorify miapprcciative ])eo[)le. I was charged witli " vusliing into 
 print " with these coni])limeats. I did not rusi!. 1 had written news 
 letters to the Herald sometimes, bat yet when J visited tlie ollico that 
 day I did not say anything aboiit w/ting a valedictoiy. T did go to the 
 Trihv.ne oliice to see if such an article was Avanted, because I belonged 
 on tiie regular statf of that paper and it was sim[)ly a d\ity to do it. 
 The managing editor was absent, and so I thougiit no more about it. 
 At night Avhen the Herald'.-! request came for an article, I did not 
 "rush." In fact, I demurred for a while, because I did not feel like 
 writing coin[)linients then, and therefore was afraid to speak of the 
 oruiso lesc I might 1)3 betrayed into using other than complimentary 
 langiiage. However, I reileetod that it would be a just and righteous 
 thing to go down and write a i<ind word for tho Hadjis— Hadjis are 
 ])eople wjio have made the pilgrimage — because parties not interested 
 could not do it so feelingly as I, a fcllow-Hadii, and so I p3nned the 
 valedictory. I have read it, and road it again; and if tliere is a sentence 
 in it tluit is not fulsomely complimentary to c.iptain, shi[) and passengers, 
 / can not find it. If it is not a chapter that any company might be 
 prf 5.d to have a body write about them, m\' judgment is tit for nothing. 
 With these remarks I conlidently submit it to the uuprtjudiced judg- 
 ment of tho reader : 
 
 EETURN OF THE HOLY L VXD KXCUJtSlONJSTrf- 
 
 CUUISE. 
 
 To THE Editor of rar, Hkkalo ; 
 
 -TflH STOUY OF THE 
 
 The steamer Quaker City lias accomiilislioil at last her extraor.linii')' voyage 
 ami vcturnrd to lier olil pier at tlie loot aP W:ill stvi'et. The ovp';litia:i, w,\% a sae- 
 cess ill some resiieets, in some it was not. Oiigiually it was advertise 1 as a " [ileas- 
 uve eveui'sioii." AVell, pciliaj's, it was a pleasure oxoursion, but eert'ixlyit did 
 
AX OBITUARY. 
 
 the 
 
 OF THE 
 
 393 
 
 a Av,..,l ,.o.„!n.t,.,l iun..ml is tluit tlmt'^.u:; ^| ''°^\f ';'"^ ^^^''^y hod/n notion of 
 inoniiKM'.s and nioiirnLT.s l,y conrt.sv n n o! , '"•"•■^'^ ••m,! ,i corps;., and diiof 
 
 u.,v 1... wcM.n forty and .seventy years of v^ ' T 'e , t "'•'"■'''• ^'''^ '^ l'"«-^'-'<l4s 
 It may be supposed tiiat th. otll-r f ..i -t'. u- . • , '^ I'"'"""' '^'"^^•'1 '''J'' Vwi • 
 
 was not. Itwaschieflyeornpoledo ,!;^y:^;r,S:"' ° ^'"'V'ff «''•'«• Ji'-^ It 
 F'Ct us average the a^Ces of the Oi,.,)-,. • rjf,^- '.yd .dors and a .didd oi' six vears 
 'ifty years. % ,n/m^ i^ s^u e i;., S/i ':''^'''''':/''''' «''^ ^''« "suro ,lown =^ 
 «an^,_nude love, .hi^need. ha,,] d/ ^L ! d, "'Til f ''''' ^fr'V'^ "'' ''^''■■'^"''^''^ 
 .'.Npfnenec t ,,.y sii.ne.l litth. in these nVersVoi ".^^"-"'"y l^'^-ity •' In niy 
 home the.t g.ese froHesome veterans hmhu, iJ '^ "'", l"''"^'""^''l Iic..re at 
 
 aUer day, and kept up a noisv ex 1 ; :: M^ '"'- '1''^ •;^^ "II dav, and day 
 
 ;V" t].at they phA,,l'ld;nd.„^.n; ,,;"'" ■';'•,;'' "'", ^'''I' *^"l'^ <'tl"^^ 
 .Kl.teve;:ingsonthe,p,arterde.dc m t it oVr^"''' '" ' ^^'"'^^■^^ "^' "'^'«"- 
 t H.y .loted a h..oni.= item or tvvo i,,' , ^ ,n; L rh J''"'"'"'i' "' ""'^'^'^"l''>^'l tia,e 
 l-.un when thev left lio;„e ,ud the , . n,:.? r . '^ "'"''"'' "'' •'^'"••■' "u <da!).nute 
 
 nn 
 fault 
 
 ti^^ eabin la.ups. If these thii.. 
 ihe v<.nernhle exeursionists we're 
 
 -.t ^rand'ivS-^'''"^"'-'^'^'';'' --'* 
 
 r 
 
 ; aas inost of them were even writinji;,'? ' .V ' , ""^ "'^ "^ ';?■' J^^'"-»al, 
 
 I'lithttle, they never samr, .save in the iii.-hH,'. ,„. '^ !. '"•":"'l. f'"'y taked 
 
 u;as a synagogue, and th,.'^;ieasm- t ip m"^ ' ■ ' ' i^"'^"'"*"!- ''l'"' I'l-'sure ship 
 
 U'ne'.e ,s nothing e.-Juhua in.' almnt f, , ..,i ,.; ' • ''.v'ursioa without a ,-orpsi 
 
 V'arty laugh was a sound that wa , t " i i ^ r^;" ^^'''''""f '^ '"'V^^'-) A f've. 
 
 tl..«. decks or i,i those eai.ins and w he w, ^'i'"' "'"•'' i» -^'veii d,,ys about 
 
 sympathy. The excursionist ch ce n U, e "''l "^ "''^ '^■'^'' l"'^^'^"^ li"l« 
 
 itseemsnnage,),,uadril!(.sof sh 1 ""/''"'' ^^'arate evening.s, long, Ion- a-o 
 
 men , the latt?r\. ill, hlu ilk 111 .:;^'S :;;;,i '"l^ "1- "' ^"-"^ l-!i- and^kve gl. d^: 
 
 tuned their leet to the ^^olenn/X.. ": f a ^lY"" .'? ^'-"'^> Y'' '"^'^ ^^"''^ 
 
 Ke.., n^o;'a:^;i;!;:-:;— ^^^^^^ - I^"^i"^on•s Holy L:.na 
 
 >'J"! sinless agauR. as any in the world i ', i . ! ' J' ''7"""'^«,i^ about as mihl 
 ■•^il'i.l diversion they .■aUc'rouuet wh Lh T- .' i',, "i ''^'''-' "^V''^->? *'"' '"""al'lv in- 
 a.:d don't cn-om on any thing ,f n^ eo,H . ,'':"" i-H T *^""^ V"'^'-' '^"^ '""^ 
 3'as to pay, and there are no^vfr.Iu.-ln: '*;,;"'''' V"-"' >''""' ^"•^' ■'"•"'' >'"l''^^ly 
 anysatistUction whatever about t- lev nl vd 1 : '• ""''' Iv;''^ d^'i-tly, there iJt 
 <non they blackguarded each otliei- p vilfe 1 r v ""^' "" ' c^ '''''' ''•^^f^''. '""I 
 .seas.ek they Mvre un.on.n.only l.ron v|;,,f ,,'''''' •^'''''^■- ^^ '"''^ they were not 
 <""■ 'l^iiiy li.'e .m iM.e.rd the shin <,,>,; i '^'"»e'-.^'"".^' .'bounded. Sueh was 
 Claude. It was nor li^el - 1 H b a i^?etrT'' '''!"';••>;'"'»'""-' -'-'"ti-? 
 oorjseit would have niade a i,nblef,,,r,^ I'.tasaie tup ; bat ,| w.. h;.d oulv had a 
 I look back, the idea, of thc^ "ve!e e ^^ti^Hj::;- ,„ f ':,^'' "'■'"■ "'^^ = '-* -'-" 
 seems e.vouisitely refreshing. The .adn-rHs .1 ',■; ''!" I" /'" t'' "" a .s;x months' picnic. 
 Holy Land Pleasure Kxenr^ion-i.^ , ^^J '" ? S':/"'"' '1^^^ ^''- ('''ana 
 P.'oeess.on" would have been better -much '/...ItcT ""' ^^"'^' ''^"'*^ ^•"""^■•'■'■'l 
 
 1 -^'^ypf<^''^Tl'r!^J^^^ madeasensdion. and I suppose 
 
 from 1h.. interior ; travel was a wild' nove t ■ to 'k "V''"'' ^'t'' ' ''' "" l""!"! 
 «<-cordanee with the natural instinets 1 1, ^l,' i"?,,'' "'/r' ''^^"^ "^^'t-l ourselves in 
 no ceremonies, ,io conventionalities. We al • v n ^'T''''^"} ^^'^'^^^'^ ^vitli 
 
394 
 
 AN OBITUAUV. 
 
 wc jiitied the ignorance of tlio Old "World, but almted no jot of our import aucc. 
 Miiiiy and many a siniiilc community in tlie Eastern liemispiierc will remember for 
 years the ineursio!i of tlie strange lioide in the year of our Lord 1867, that called 
 the'nselves Amerieaus, and seemed to imagine in some unaceouutable way that they 
 had a right to be proud of it. "We generally created a famine, partly 'because tln^ 
 coffee on the (Quaker City was uuenduralile, and sometimes the more substantial fare 
 was not strictly iirst class ; and partly because one naturally tires of sitting long at 
 the same board and eating from the same dishes. 
 
 The ])eople of tliose foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked 
 curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They obscr.-cd 
 that we talked loudly at table sometimes. They noticed that we looked out for 
 expenses, and got what we conveniently could out of a franc, and wondered where 
 in the mischief we came from. I;i Paris they just simply opened their eyes and 
 stared when we spoke to them in French ! We never did succeed in making thobv 
 idiots understand their own language. One of our passengers said to a sliopkoejier, 
 in reference to a proposed return to buy a pair of gloves, "A//on'/ rcstarj trankrd— 
 man ^c ^'C eooiii Mooiuhuj ;" and wnuld you believe it, that shopkeeper, a born 
 Frencliman, had to ask what it was that liad been said. Sometimes it seems to nie, 
 somehow, that there must be a difference between Parisian French and (,)uaker City 
 French. 
 
 The people stared at us everywhere, and we stared at tliem. "We generally made 
 them feel rather small, too, before we got done with them, because we bore down on 
 them with America's greatness until we crushed them. And yet we took kindly to 
 the manners and customs, and especially to the fashions of the various people we 
 visited. \Vhen we left the Azores, we wore awful capotes and used line tooth cooml)s 
 ■ — successfully. When we came back from Tangier, in Africa, we were topped with 
 fezzes ot the bloodiest hue, hung with tassels like an Indian's scalp-lock. In France 
 and Spair. avc attracted some attention in these costumes. In Italy they naturally 
 took us for distempered Garibaldians, and set a gunboat to look for any thing signi- 
 ficant in our elianges of uniform. "We made Eome howl. "We could have made any 
 place liowl wlien we had all our clothes on. "We got no fresli raiment in Orceee— they 
 had but little there of any kind. But at Constantinople, how we turned out! 
 Turbans, seimetars, fezzes, horse-pistols, tunics, sashes, baggy trow.sers, yellow slip- 
 pers—Oh, we were gorgeous ! The illustrious dogs of Constantinople barked their 
 under jaws off, and even then failed to do us justice. They are all dead by this time. 
 They could not go tiirough sneh a run of business as we gave them and survive. 
 
 And their we went to see the Emperor of Kussia. "We just called on him as com- 
 fortably as if we had known him a century or so, and when we had finished our visit 
 we variegated ourselves with selections from llussian ''ostumes and sailed away again 
 more picturesque tlian ever. In Smyrna we picked up camel's hair shawls aiid other 
 dres.sy things from Persia ; but in Palestine— ah, in Palestine— our splendid career 
 ended. They didn't wear any clothes tliere to speak of. "We were satisfieil, and 
 stopped. "We made no experiments. We did not try their costume. But we 
 astonished the natives of that country. AVe astonished them with such eccentricities 
 of dress as we could muster. We luowlcd through the Holy Land from Oesarea 
 Philippi to Jerusalem and the Dea<l Sea, a weird procession of pilgrims, gotten up 
 regardless of expense, solemn, gorgeous, green-s]iectacled, diowsing under blue um- 
 brellas, and astride of a sorrier lot of horses, camels and asses than tliose that came 
 out of Noah's ark, after eleven months of seasickness and short rations. If ever 
 those children of Israel in Palestine forget when Gideon's Band went through there 
 from America, they ought to be cursed once more and finished. It was the rarest 
 spectacle that ever astounded mortal eyes, perhajis. 
 
 Well, we were at home in Palestine. It was easy to see that that was tlie grand 
 feature of the expedition. We had cared nothing much about Europe. We gal- 
 loped through the Louvre, the Pitti, the Ufizzi, the Vatican— all the galleries — and 
 through the pictured and frescoed churches of Venice, Naples, and the cathedrals 
 of Spain ; some of us said IhuL (;ertain of the great works of tlie old nuuiters W(!re 
 glorious creations of genius, (we found out in the guide book, though we got hold 
 
AN OBITl'ARY. 
 
 395 
 
 o( the wiTiiig picture .soiiictinie.s,) iiii.l tlic otli'Ts siii.l tliov ww,- (lis!;niivrul oKl 
 (liuilis. We cx.iniincHl iiiodcrn and iiiicii-iit sti'tiiiiry witli a nitu-A ovc iii rimviicf, 
 Koini', or iiiiy wlicir we I'ouijii it, luid ]>iiiisi'd it if \vc saw lit, iind if' ■we didn't wc' 
 said \v(! iin'rciTcd tlio wooden Indiiins in I'lont of the ci.uar stoics of Aniciira. ISnt 
 tlie Holy I-iuul broiiglit out idi our rntlnisiasm. We full into nii>tui('.s liy \hv liam ii 
 shoi-f's of (iiiiili'e; wc londcK.l at Tiibor luid at Xazaiclli; we cxiilodcd into poetiv 
 over the ' McstioDalde loveliness of K.sdiv.elon; we meditated at .lezreei and Samaria 
 over tlie ndssionaiy zeal of .lelm; we rioted— faiilv rioted ainoiijr the holy iilaees of 
 Jciiisnleni; we bathed in Jordan and the Dead Sea. reckless whether our ae.ident- 
 insuranee jwliries were extra-liaznrdous or not, and l)rouf,dit nway so many jm,'s of 
 ]ireeious water from both ],laees tliat all the country from .leridiot'o the mountains of 
 Jloab will suller from drouth this yiar, I think. Yet. tlie iiil;,'rimai,'e ];nrt of tlu- 
 excursion was its pet featuK — there is no iiuestion about that. .AfteiMlismal, smile- 
 Je.ss Palestine, bcaritilul Kf;ypit liad few charms fur us. We merely glanced at it and 
 were ready for home. 
 
 ^ They wouldn't let us land at Malta— (luarantino; Ihev would not let us laud in 
 Sardinia; nor at Alfjiers, Afiica; nor at Malaj,ra, Spain, nor Cadi/, nor at the Jladciia 
 Islands. So we got oilcndt d at all fo)ei<;neis and turned our backs ujioii tlieiii and 
 cauio home. I sup].ose we only stoiped at the Bermudas because they were in the 
 lirogramme. AVe did not care anything about any place at all. We wanted to go 
 liome. IJomesiekness Mas abroad in the ship— it was e]iidemic. If tbe authorities 
 ot New York had known how badly we had it, they would have (luarautiiieil us here. 
 The grand iiilgriinage is over, (iood-liye to it, and a iileasant luemory to ir, 1 am 
 able to say in all kindness. J bear no malice, no ill-will toward any imiividual tliat 
 was connected wiih it, either passenger or ollicer. Things I did not 'like at all yester- 
 day I like very well to-day, now that I am at liome, and ahvavs lieveafti r 1 sl'iall be 
 able to poke luu at the whole gang if the sjiirit so moves m'e to do, without ever 
 saying a malicious word. The expedition accomplished all that its lirogramme iiro- 
 luised that it should accom]ili.sh, and we ought all to be satisfied with die niaiia"c- 
 meiit of the matter, certainly. ]Jye-bye! 
 
 JIauk Twain. 
 
 I call tliat conipliinentaiy. It in coinplimentary ; iuul yet I have 
 never received a word of thanks for it from the Hadjis ; on tlie contrarv, 
 I speak nothing but the seriov..s truth wlien I say that ninny of theni 
 even took exception to the article. In endeavoring to j)lca.se them I 
 slaved over that sketch for two hours, and had my labor for my pains. 
 I never will do a generous deed again. 
 
CONCLUSION. 
 
 'EAPvIiY on?! yciir has llowii siiico this notahlo pllgriimi^'a was 
 oiuletl ; and us I sit hero at lionie in San Francisco tliinking, I am 
 moved to confess that day by day tlie mass of my memories of tlie excur- 
 sion Ii;\ve grown more and more pleasant as tlie disa'^ree;iblo incidents of 
 travel which cneuuiborod theiu liitted one by one out of my mind — and 
 now, if the Qtmher CU>j wei'e weighing her anchor to s:ul away on the 
 very r? ime ornise again, notliiiig could gratify mo more than to b3 a pa-j- 
 senger. "With the same captain .and even the .same pilgrims, the svme 
 sinners. I was on excellent terms with eight or nine of the excursionists 
 (they are my staunch friends yet), and vras even on speaking terms with 
 the rest of the sixty-tive. I have been at sea qnite enough to know that 
 that ^\^^s a very good average. Because \\, long sea-voyage not only 
 brings out all the mean tiuits one has, and exaggerates them, but raises 
 np others which Jio never suspectcl he possessed, 'and even ci-eates new 
 ones. A twelve months' voyage at sea woidd make of an ordinary man 
 a veiy miracle of meanness. Ou the other hand, if a man has good 
 (pialiti(^s, the spirit seldom moves him to exhibit thein on shipboard, at 
 least with any sort of em[>hasis. Now I am satistied that our pilgrims 
 are pleasant old people ou shore ; I am also satisfied that at sax on a 
 second voyage they would be [)lea!!anter, somewhat, than they were on 
 our graufl excursion, and so I say without hesitation that I would l>o 
 glad enough to sail with them again. I could at least enjoy life with 
 my handful of old friends. They could enjoy life with thp,\\r cliques as 
 well — passengers invariably divide np into cliques on all shii)s. 
 
 And 1 will say, here, that I worJd rather travel with an excursion 
 party of ^lethnselahs than have to be changing ships and comrades con- 
 stantly, as people do who travel in the ordinary way. Those latter arc 
 always grieving over some oihc.v .ship they liave known and lost, and over 
 other conn-ades whom diverging I'outes Jiave separated from them. Tliey 
 learn to lo^■e a shipjust in time to change it for another, and they be- 
 come attached to a pleasant travelling companion only to lose him. They 
 have that most dismal experience of being in a strange vessel, among 
 strange people who care nothing about them, and of nndergoing the 
 customary bullying by strange otiicers and the insolence of strange ser- 
 vants, repeated over and over again within the compass of every month. 
 They have also that other mi.sery of packing and nnpacking trunks— of 
 
] 
 
 f'OXCLUSIOJT. 
 
 397 
 
 lUiigo was 
 king, I am 
 
 tli3 exciir- 
 ucMeiits of 
 luiiul — and 
 i'ay on tlie 
 ) b3 a pa-J- 
 , tlio s:nne 
 Lcursionists 
 tei'ius with 
 know tiiat 
 5 not only 
 
 but raises 
 reates now 
 Unary man 
 L lias good 
 [»boai<l, at 
 \v pilgrims 
 i swi on a 
 '.y were on 
 
 would ba 
 !■ life with 
 
 cliipie.j as 
 
 H. 
 
 I excursion 
 urades con- 
 1 latter aro 
 st, and over 
 lem. They 
 L(l they be- 
 hlm. They 
 isel, among 
 3rgoin'^- the 
 itniugu ser- 
 ^ery montli. 
 trunks — of 
 
 safety. I lia.l ritli.M. «..,•! x..-fi '■-■-''of I'yi" point to point on ]an( in 
 
 'Si;;;; J -;:r r :;^ whenove;::;::\:^,;;;'i;;!.:;-:^- 
 
 tinngM-e^houldriri ,rcHl it" . " ^'""f '"'^^ ^^■^'"* ""'"""* of 
 -lise^r two accord Wy' an left'X t.' ''f ''""f '"\"'^'*'^>'' ''-''^'^^l 
 !• comrades fron. an^;; la tn ^ 'i^^'^ "\ '"'■'"''•, ^^^^' ^'^'^^^ 
 
 th no ft.iends to exchang'p:- f ^^^ 1 ^^^f Sltl^' "w;' ^'""""^ 
 I'o comui" back frnin ., ],,/i ■ i".i.-M.u., -witii. \\ iienever M-e 
 
 apeak we felt a T vo? , "'"''' '^ '■'•'"'" "^ ''ii^^'""- ^^•it]l the 
 
 itate-rooni to "o to and fnoU^f. i ''^^'^^^'^ ""^* ^^'« «anie iaimliar 
 
 rLave .,0 f«,uAVS,:!'t{h '„",,;;.' ]rZM or"'"""'''" "■""'"• 
 
 i.ris.,1 ,„o, for .-™t rtX J.its ; n •' '■""■"-''' "'"-•■' "'"'■" ^>iA-l' 
 
 . ..ot 1.0 acquired I ;V"l«r;;:"riM """ "*■ ".""'i "'"' "''"5-- 
 «'s lifotinie i„ot.uiiig m „„c liltlc comer of the o,iHl, ail 
 
 3as,mtiy i,. c 1™,, sfo' ,';;f .:':-e:;";"^''" '■'"'"■;t »"' '"■»"• 
 
 : id impressions of I it ^ i^V^f^ ''f ^'"J'" ^'V'^*^*^'^ *^ ^■'- '■^'t'^i'^ 
 
 .ht Irl ..t been in ."i;^!^; Z^orT^^S^n .]' t ""'''' ^'"'^^ 
 
 .Jns, certani of its best pri«>d incturcs 1 ft tb. V f^'-'f, '■'"'^"^^^- 
 
 .nue pe.<-ect to tint and outline piV? ^^'"'^•'<'IY«^ -'"1 ^v,il ,,tillcon- 
 
 iway. "*^""' '^^'" t^'^"' ■'"UToundmgs .hall havo faded 
 
 ' W e shall rememlor sometliin" of nlr.o^..,,f ir, 
 /of Paris, though it Hashed m on us' ft ! !"'" ' ''''''^ ««">««>i»;^ also 
 ■ again, we hardly knew how or ^^,e ' ll^'l i n ""'■^'"^;' ''"^ ^^"^^ ^-^"^ 
 we saw n.ajesti<;^Gibnatar gbrMed JitiulL' S ^"T"'"' ^^l-'^^'^-- 
 sunset and swinmiin- in a sea of rf 1 t l '''''''""« ^^ '^ '^l^^-'i^Ji 
 
 again, and her stately Ca h d ra S r'' W '"'^ ,"^ ^''"" ^^'^ ^^^^^'^ 
 •-pircs. And PaduaivW? ( V>n ;"}'-"• '^'^'^'^^^^ of .graceful 
 
 I'enice, alioat on her st ^ Itf^o J ^i'l^'f "/^'^ "'^^r'"' ""'''' 1'^'*"--^ 
 of her humbled state--wmm -.rht;:!^^^^^^ '^''''^'''?' ''^^-I'gl^ty-scornful 
 of battle and triumph, and'^^l ^e l^^L^^rSSAa: is^S 
 
398 
 
 CONCLUSION. 
 
 We cannot forget Florence— Naples — nor the foretaste of li 
 is in the delicions atinospliere of Greece — and surely not Athe 
 broken temples of the Acropolis. Surely not venerable R_oni 
 green plain that compasses her round about, contrasting its^ 
 ■with her gray decay — nor the ruined arches that stand niiart i 
 and clothe their looped and windowed raggedncss with vines, 
 remember St. Peter's : not as one sees it when he walks the 
 Rome and fancies all her domes arc just alike, but as he set^ 
 jiway, when every meaner ediline lias faded out of sight anu 
 dome looms superbly up in the flush of sunset, full of dignity i 
 strongly outlined as a mountain. , 
 
 We shall remember Constantinople and the Bosporus — th' ' 
 magnificence of Baalbec— the Pyramids of Egypt— the prodig; 
 the benigui'ut countenance of the Sphynx— Oriental Smyrr 
 Jerusalem— Damascus, the " Pearl of the East," the pride of N ■ 
 fabled Garden of Eden, the home of princes and genii of the 
 Nights, the oldest metropolis on earth, the one city in all the W( 
 Imkept its name and held its place u:\d looked serenely on \ 
 Kingdoms and Empires of four thousand years have risen to life, 
 their little seiuson of pride and pomp, and then vanished a^ 
 forgotten I ', 
 
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