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" She flung her arms passionately rouna her husband's neck." [Page 150, 
 
The Scallywag 
 
 By 
 
 Grant Allen 
 
 Illustrated by G. P. Jacomb-Hood 
 
 London 
 Ward, Lock & Co., Limited 
 
 New York and Melbourne 
 

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 CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER PAOB 
 
 I. IN V/INTER QUARTERS ... 9 
 
 II. ROOM FOR THE HERO ... 12 
 
 ni. AL FRESCO 15 
 
 IV. AT SANT' AGNESE .... I7 
 
 V. GOSSIP 20 
 
 VI. THE COMMON PUMP IN ACTION . 23 
 
 VII. SIR EMERY AND LADY GASGOYNE AT 
 
 HOME 26 
 
 VIII. PAUL'S ADVISER .... 29 
 
 IX. TEMPTATION 32 
 
 X. THE HEIRESS IS WILLING . , 35 
 
 XI. BEHIND THE SCENES . . . .38 
 
 XII. A CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE . . 4I 
 
 XIII. BROTHER AND SISTER . . .44 
 
 XIV. THE COMING OF AGE Ol THE HEIR 
 
 TO THE TITLE .... 47 
 
 XV. COMMITTEE OF SUPPLY . . .5° 
 
 XVI. FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE . 53 
 
 XVII. REVOLUTIONARY SCHEMES . . 56 
 
 XVIII. IN GOOD SOCIETY .... 59 
 
 XIX. IDYLLS OF YOUTH . . .63 
 
 XX. BREAKING THE ICE . . . 66 
 
 XXI. COINCIDENCES . . . . .68 
 
 XXII. MISS BOYTON PLAYS A CARD , 7I 
 
 XXIII. AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR . . -73 
 
 XXIV. HONOURS 76 
 
 XXV. COMPENSATION 79 
 
 XXVI. AN INTRODUCTION . . . 81 
 
 CHAPTER PAOB 
 
 XXVII. THE WILES OF THE STRANGE 
 
 WOMAN 85 
 
 XXVIII. THE BARONETCY IN THE BALANCE 87 
 
 XXIX. IN HOT PURSUIT ... 90 
 
 XXX. AT THE CALL OF DUTY . . .92 
 
 XXXI. " LE ROI EST MORT ! VIVE LE F.OI 1 " 94 
 
 XXXII. THE BUBBLE BURSTS . . 97 
 
 XXXIII. FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE . lOO 
 
 XXXIV. MARRIAGE IN HIGH LIFE . . 102 
 XXXV. A PLAN OF CAMI AIGN . . . I05 
 
 XXXVI. THE PLAN PROGRESSES . . IO9 
 
 XXXVII. THE PLAN IN ACTION . . .113 
 
 XXXVIII. ON THE TRACK OF THE ROBBER II5 
 
 XXXIX. HUNTED DOWN . . . • "7 
 
 XL. " CORNWALL TO WIT " . . II9 
 
 XLI. A RESCUE 122 
 
 XLII. THE THIEF IS ARREST.-D . I24 
 
 XLIII. RELICT OF THE Li' TE LIONEL 
 
 SOLOMONS 127 
 
 XLIV. "A MODERN MIRACLE" . . I30 
 
 XLV. PRESSURE AND TENSION . . I32 
 
 XLVI. A TRANSACTION IN DIAMONDS . I34 
 
 XLVII. " PUTTING ON THE SCREW " . . I37 
 
 XLVIH. MR. SOLOMONS COMES OUT . I39 
 
 XLIX. TO PARIS AND BACK, SIXTY SHILLINGS I42 
 
 L. A FALL IN CENTRAL SOUTHERNS . I44 
 
 LI. A CATASTROPHE . . . I46 
 
 LII. ESTATE OF THE LATE J. P. SOLOMONS I48 
 
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 CHAPTER I. 
 
 IN WINTKK gUAIlTRRS. 
 
 ■' For my part," said Armitage, " I call him a 
 Boallywag." 
 
 •' What is a scallywag ? " N<>a Blair asked, 
 looking up at him from her seat with inquiring 
 wonder. 
 
 Armitage paused a moment, and perused 
 his boots. It's BO liard for a fellow to be 
 
 Eounced upon like that for a definition off- 
 and. 
 
 " Well, a scallywag," he answered, leaning 
 his back, for moral support, against the big 
 euc&lyptus-tree beside which he stood, " a 
 sc&Uywag, I should say, well— well, is — why, 
 he's the sort of man, you know, you wouldn't 
 like to be seen walking down Piccadilly with." 
 
 ** Oh, I see t " Nea exclaimed, with a bright 
 little laugh. " You mean, if you were walkmg 
 down Piccadilly yourself in a frock-coat and 
 shiny tall hat, with an orchid from Bull's 
 stuck in your button-hole 1 Then I think, Mr. 
 Armitage, I rather like scallvwags." 
 
 Madame Geriolo brouglit her eyes (and eye- 
 
 S lasses) back from space, where they had been 
 rmly fixed on a point in the heavens at an 
 infinite distanje, and ejaculated in mild and 
 solemn surprise : 
 
 " But why, my dear Nea ? " 
 
 *' Oh, because, Madame, scallywags are 
 always by far the most interesting people in 
 the world. They're so much more likely to be 
 original and amusing than all the rest of us. 
 Arusta and authors, for example, are almost 
 alwMTS soallywags." 
 
 " what a gross libel on two liberal profes- 
 sions I " Armitage put in, with a shocked ex- 
 pression of face. 
 
 He dabbled in water-colours as an amateur 
 himself, and therefore considered he was very 
 nearly implicated in this wholesale condemna- 
 tion of art and literature. 
 
 " As far as I'm concerned," Madame Ceriolo 
 said with angelic softness, re-arranging her 
 pinoe-nee, "I hate originality. And I'm not 
 very fond of artists and authors. Why should 
 people wish to be different from th:iir fellow- 
 Christians?" 
 
 " Who is it you're calling a scallywag, any 
 way ? " Isabel Boyton asked from her seat 
 beyond with her clear American accent. 
 
 If Madame Ceriolo was going to start an 
 abstract disenssion on an ethical question of 
 wide extent, Isabel meant, with Philadelphian 
 practicality, to nail her down at ^once to the 
 
 
 matter in hand, and resolutely resist all attempts 
 at diKression. 
 
 " Why, this new man, Gasooyne," Armitage 
 drawled out in answer, annexing a vacant chair 
 
 t'ust abandoned by a fai, old Frenchman in the 
 lackground by the ca/^, and seating himself 
 opposite them. 
 
 "It's a good name — Oascoyne," Nea sug- 
 gested, quietly. 
 
 "Yes, indeed," Miss Boyton echoed, w' h 
 American promptitude. " A first-rate name. 
 I've read it in a history-book." 
 
 " But a good name doesn't count for much 
 nowadays,' Madame Ceriolo interposed, and 
 then straightway repented her. Anybody can 
 assume a good name, of course ; but surely ahe 
 was the last person on earth who ought to have 
 called attention, just then, to the facility of the 
 asstunption. For did she not print a ooontess's 
 coronet on the top of her own caxd on no better 
 title ? and was not her vogue in Bivierian 
 Society entirely due to her personal assertion 
 of her relationship to the Geriolos of Gastel 
 Ceriolo, in the Austrian Tyrol ? 
 
 "Well, he's a nice-looking young fellow 
 enough," Nea added, pleading his cause with 
 warmth, for she had committed herself to Mr. 
 Gasooyne's case now, and she was quite deter- 
 mined he should have an invitation. 
 
 " Besides, we're awfully short of gentle- 
 men," Isabel Boyton put in sharply. " I 
 haven't seen him, hut a man's a man. I don't 
 care whether he is a scallywag or not, I mean 
 to go for him." And she jotted dorvn the 
 name on her list at once, without waiting to 
 hear Madame Ceriolo for the prosecution. 
 
 It was seasonable weather at Mentone, for 
 the 20th of December. The sky was as cloud- 
 lessly blue as July, and from the southern 
 side of the date-palms on the Jardin Public, 
 where they all sat basking in the warm rays 
 of the sun, the great jagged peaks of the bare 
 mountains in tiie rear showed distinct and 
 hard against a deep sapphire background. A 
 few hundred feet below the summi^< of one of 
 the tallest and most rugged, the i uined walls 
 of the Saracen fortress of Sant' Agnese just 
 caught the light ; and it was to ibat airy plat- 
 form that Nea and Isabel proposed their joint 
 pictiio for the twenty-fourth — the day before 
 Christmas. And the question under debate at 
 that particular moment was simply this — who 
 should be invited by the two founders of the 
 feast f eaoh alternately adding a name to her 
 own list, according to fancy. 
 
 "Well, if you take Mr. Gasooyne," Nea 
 
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 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
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 ■aid, with a faint air of disappointment at 
 losing her guest, "J shall take Mr. Thistle- 
 ton." 
 
 And she proceeded to inscribe him. 
 
 " But, Nea, my dear," Madame Geriolo 
 broke in with an admirable show of maternal 
 solicitude, " wbb is Mr. Gascoyne, and who is 
 Mr. Thistleton ? I think we ought to make 
 sure of that. I haven't even heard their 
 names before. Are they in Society ? " 
 
 " Oh, they're all right, I guets," Isabel 
 Boyton answered briskly, looking up much 
 amused. "Momma was talking to them on 
 the promenade yesterday, and she says she 
 apprehends Mr. Thistleton's got money, and 
 Mr. Gascoyne'd got brains if he ain't <^ot 
 family. They can just come right along. 
 Don't you be afraid, Madame." 
 
 " Your momma's opinion is very reassuring, 
 no doubt," Madame Geriolo continued drily, 
 as one who liked not the security, and in a voice 
 that half mimicked Isabel's frank American- 
 ism; "but still, as being in charge of dear 
 Kea's conduct and society while she remains 
 at Mentone, I should prefer to feel certain, 
 before we commit ourselves to inviting them, 
 exactly who these young men are. The fact 
 that they're stopping at a decent hotel in the 
 town is not in itself sufficient. Such very odd 
 people get into good hotels on the Biviera 
 sometimes." 
 
 And Madame Ceiiolo, moasuring Isabel 
 through her eyeglasses with a stony stare, 
 drew herself up \vith a poker-dr.wn-her-back 
 air, in perfect imitation of the stereotyped 
 British matronly exclusiveness. 
 
 The fact was, having acoeptnd the post of 
 chaperon-companion to Nea Blair for the 
 winter, Madame Oeriolo was laudably anrious 
 to perform her part in that novel capacity 
 with strict propriety and attention to detail; 
 but, never having tried her hand at the pro- 
 prieties in her life before, and being desirous 
 now of observing them to the utmost letter of 
 the law — if anything, she rather over-did it 
 than otherwise. 
 
 " Now, Mr. Armitage," Nea said mis- 
 chievoucly, " it's you who're responsible for t^a woman of forty as you would wiib to see 
 our original introduction to the scallywag and macross a table d'hdte at dinner any day.' 
 
 " " ^ "ir they're really Oxford men, and yonr 
 
 fact, as a cosmopolitan and a woman of the 
 world, that she always thought to herself in 
 French or German, and translated aloud, as it 
 were, into English. It called attention now 
 and ngain in passing to what casual observers 
 might otherwise have overlooked — her Tyro- 
 lose origin and her Parisian training. 
 
 '* And Gascoyne, the scaUywag," Armitage 
 went on reflectively. " appears to be a sort of 
 tutor or something of the kind to the other 
 one — Thistleton . ' ' 
 
 Madame Ceriolo's back collapsed altogether. 
 
 " An Oxford tutor ! " she cried, smiling most 
 genially. " Why, that's quite respectable. 
 The pink of propriety. Tout ce qu'il y a de 
 plus comme il faut t Nothing could be more 
 proper." 
 
 " I don't think he's exactly a tutor — not in 
 the sense you mean," Armitage continued 
 hastily, afraid of guaranteeing the Bcallywag 
 too far. " I think he's merely come abroad 
 for the vacation, you know, bringing this other 
 young fellow along with him as a private pupil, 
 to give him a few hours' reading and accom- 
 pany him generally. I fancy he hasn't taken 
 his own degree yet." 
 
 " Then they're both of them students still ? " 
 Isabel Boyton interjected. " Oh my 1 Ain't 
 that nice ! Two Oxford students 1 You always 
 read in' English books, you know, about 
 students at Oxford." 
 
 ArmHage smiled. 
 
 " We don't call them students at Oxford or 
 Cambridge, thou^, for obvious reasons," he 
 said, with British tolerance for Transatlantic 
 ignorance ; " we know too well what they go 
 there for. Miss Boyton, for that. We call 
 them undergraduates." 
 
 " vVell, undergraduates, any way," Isabel 
 answered good-humouredly. She was accus- 
 tomed to snubbing. " It don't much matter 
 what you call them, I guess, as long as they're 
 men, and come from Oxford. Are you satisfied 
 about them now in your own mind, Madame 
 Geriolo ? " 
 
 Madame Geriolo smiled her gradotts little 
 smile. She was as pretty and well pnQi|erved 
 
 his friend. Speak up for their antecedents! 
 You've got to account for your acquaintances 
 to Madame." And she drew, a circle with her 
 parasol on the gravel-path, as if to point the 
 moral of the impossibilities of his ever escaping 
 them. 
 
 " Well, to begin with, they're Oxford men," 
 Armitage said, clearing his throat, and looking 
 dubiously about him. " They're both of them 
 Oxford men." 
 
 Madame Ceriolo's back relaxed somewhat. 
 "Oh, Oxford men," she answered in an 
 appeased voice. " That's always something." 
 Then, after a pause, under her breath, to her- 
 self, " Ja wohl, ja wohl I C'est toujowrs 
 quelque chose." 
 
 It was part of Madame Ceriolo's point, in 
 
 momma approves of them," she replied, with 
 just the faintest httle, undertone of malice, 
 " I'm sure they'll be an acquisition to Mentone 
 Society. Though I could wish that one of 
 them was not a scallywag, if Mr. Armitage 
 has explamed the meaning of the name he 
 applies to him correctly." 
 
 " Chut I " Armitage murmured in a gentle 
 un-^ertone. " Talk of the devil 1— Here comes 
 Thistleton ! " 
 
 " We sav in Austria, ' Speak of an angel, 
 and you hear ^V» rustle of her wings,'" 
 Madame answered demurely. " C'est plus 
 poU, notre proverbe A noun; n'est-ce pas, 
 monsiewrf And which ia Tbis'leton? The 
 pupil or the scallywag 7" 
 
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 "The p^pil," Armitago whispered, in a 
 flutter of uneasiness. "But take care — taka 
 care. He'll see we're talking of him." 
 
 " The pupil 1 C'eat Men I " Madame mused 
 in reply. And in effect it was well; for 
 experience and analoky led her to conclude 
 that the pupil is usually richer in this world's 
 goods than his master or instructcr. 
 
 " Though, after all," Madame reflected to 
 herself wisely, " it isn't always the richest 
 people, either, you can get most out of." 
 
 Her reflections, howeror, philosophical as 
 they might be, were cut short by the arrival 
 of the pupil himself, whom Armitage advanced 
 to meet with friendly ri^iit hand, and pre- 
 sented duly to the ladies of the party. 
 
 " Madame Ceriolo, Miss Boyton, Miss Blair 
 —Mr. Thistleton." 
 
 The new-comer bowed. He was a blonde 
 young man, tall, hearty, and athletic, with a 
 complexion indicative of serious attention to 
 beefsteak for brcukfast, and he wore a well- 
 made knickerbocker suit that suggested im- 
 limited credit at a West-end tailor's. 
 
 Madame Ceriolo cast her keen black eyes 
 over him ona9 ^om head to foot through those 
 impassive gUuiAes, and summed him up men- 
 tally at a glance to herself; manufacturing 
 Interest, rich, good-humoured, a fool with his 
 money, strong, handsome, Britannic — the kind 
 of young man, in fact, whu, under other circum- 
 stances, it might have been well for a woman 
 of the world to cultivate. But then, dear ^ea! 
 that excellent M.. Blair ; the Cornish rectory ; 
 her British respectability 1 Madame drew 
 herself up once more at the thought and 
 bowed stiffly. 
 
 " Now, Nea, say, he's yours ; you've got to 
 ask him," Isabel Boyton remarked, after the 
 usual formtJibien of the weather report and the 
 bill of health had been duly exchanged by 
 
 either party. "The seal " She checked 
 
 herself; even Transatlantic freedom of s^ eeoh 
 has its final limits. " Mr. Gascoyne's mine, 
 and Mr. Thistleton'': yours, you know. So 
 fire away, there's a dear. ' On Saturday next 
 — the pleasure of your company.' " 
 
 " What is it ? " the blonde young man asked, 
 with a good-humoured smile. " Tennis, a hop, 
 a diimer, a tea fight? " 
 
 " Oh, dear no I only a picnic, Mr. Thistle- 
 ton," Nea answered, blushing ; a blush through 
 that clear, rich, olive- dusky skin is so very 
 becoming. " Miss Boyton and I are stopping 
 together at the ' Hdtel des Bives d'Or,' and 
 we've got up a little entertainment of our 
 own " 
 
 ""V^th momma and Madame Ceriolo," 
 Isabel interposed promptly, to save the con- 
 venances. 
 
 "To Sant' Agnese on the hill-top there," 
 Nea went on, without noticmg the interrup- 
 tion. " It's on Saturday, the twenty-fourth, 
 the day before Christmas. Are you and Mr. 
 Gascoyne engaged for Saturday ? " 
 
 " Now, you're asking mju man. too,' Isabel 
 
 put in, pretending to be vexed ; " and I was 
 going to write him such a sweetly pretty in- 
 vitation." 
 
 "We're not engaged, so far as I'm con- 
 cerned," Thistleton answered, seating him- 
 self. " I shall be awfully delighted. But I'm 
 not so sure about Gascoyne, Miss Blair. He's 
 such a shy sort of fellow, he won't go out. 
 However, I'll convey Miss Boyton's message 
 to him." 
 
 " But the trouble is," Isabel said, glancing 
 seaward, " that every man Jack of us is to go ' 
 on a donkey." 
 
 " And this meeting cordially recognises the 
 principle," Armitage put in Iroui behind, 
 " that every man Jack of us, as Miss Boyton 
 so charmingly phrases it, is to engage, pro- 
 vide, hire, and pay for his own animal." 
 
 "Where's Sant' Agnese?" the blonde 
 young man inquired, looking about him 
 vaguely. 
 
 Armitage and Miss Boyton pointed it out 
 together at once (of course in different places), 
 and Armitage's, as a matter of fact, happened 
 to be the right one. Such is the perversity of 
 men, that they actually insist upon being 
 usually accurate in these unimportant details. 
 
 " Why, I could hop that lot on one foot," 
 Thistleton exclaimed, contemptuously. "I'll 
 walk, Miss Blair ; I don't need any donkey." 
 
 "But you don't understand," Armitage 
 answered, smiling. " The point of this par- 
 ticular entertainment is that it's to be funda- 
 mentally and essentially an exclusive donkey- 
 picnic." 
 
 " For which reason, Mr. Armitage, we've 
 included you in it," Isabel remarked, paren- 
 thetically in a stage undertone. 
 
 Armitage severely ignored the cheap 
 witticism. A man of culture can afford to 
 ignore Pennsylvanian pleasantry. 
 
 "And it would mar the harmony of the 
 entertainment," he continued, as bland as 
 ever, " if any of us were to insist on going up 
 on our natural organs of locomotion." 
 
 " Meaning our legs," Nea added, in explana- 
 tion, for the blonde young man seemed help- 
 lessly involved m doubt as to Armitage's 
 meaning. 
 
 Isabel Boyton glanced down at the ground 
 with modest coyness. 
 
 " Limbs we say in Amurrica," she mur- 
 mured, half-audibly to herself, with a rising 
 blush. 
 
 " We are all vertebrate animals," Armitage 
 responded, with cheerful ease. " Why seek to 
 conceal the fact ? Well, you see, Thistleton, 
 the joke is just this : we shall start some ten 
 or fifteen donkey-power strong, all in a row, 
 to scale the virgin heights of Sant' Agnese — is 
 ' virgin heights ' permissible in America, Miss 
 Boyton ? — and if any one of us were ignobly 
 to walk by the side, he'd be ^king a mean 
 advantage of all the remainder." 
 
 "In short, a mean to make ourselves 
 ridiculous in a lot," Nea said, coining to the 
 
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 resene ; " and none of ns mast be less ridiculous 
 than the main body. You oan't think what 
 fjn it is, Mr. Thistleton, and what a cavalcade 
 we shall make, zigzagging up and down the 
 mountain-side like so many billy-goats I Why, 
 fat old Mrs. Newton at our hotel 's going to 
 eome on purpose, if she can get any donkey in 
 Mentone strong enough to carry her." 
 
 " The true philosopher," Armitage observed, 
 sectentiously, "is never deterred from doing 
 that which suits his own convenience by the 
 consideration that he is at the same time 
 afforcting an innocent amusement to other 
 people." 
 
 The blonde young man yielded with grace 
 forthwith. 
 
 " Oh, if it's nnly a case of making myself 
 ridiculous to please the company," he said, 
 with native good himiour, " I'm all there. It's 
 my usual attitude. I accept the donkey and 
 the invitation. When aid where do we start ? 
 We must have aMndezvous." 
 
 " At the gare at ten shtrp," Nea said, tick- 
 ing him off on her list of tho apprised. " And 
 mmd you order your donkeys well beforehand, 
 for there'll be a brisk demand. Every donkey 
 in Mentone *11 be in requisition for the picnic." 
 
 Madame Geriolo sighed. " What a character 
 you're giving us t " sho exclaimed lackadaisi- 
 cally. " But never mind, my child — lajeunesse 
 a'amuiera." 
 
 And she looked as young and pretty herself 
 when she smiled as a woman of forty can ever 
 reasonably be expected to do. 
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 
 BOOM FOB THE HEBO. 
 
 Ak hour later the blonde young man pursued 
 the even tenor of his way, assisted by a cigar 
 and swinging a stcut green orange-stick in his 
 hand, sJong the Promenade du Midi, the main 
 lotmge of Mentone, towards the Hdtel Conti- 
 nental. Arrived at the gracd staircase of the 
 palatial caravanserai, the most fashionable in 
 the town, he leapt lightl up three steps at a 
 time into the entrance-) ill, and calling out, 
 l^ " Here, you, sir," in his ative tongue— for he 
 "^^ was no bnguist — to the boy at the lift, mounted 
 hydraulically, whistling as he went, to the 
 second storey. There he burst into the neatly- 
 furnished sitting-room, being a boisterous 
 young man, most heedless of the conventions, 
 and, flinging his hat on the table and himself 
 into an easy chair before the superfluous fire, 
 exclaimed in a loud and jolly voice to his com- 
 panion: 
 
 " I say, Gtascoyne, here's games to the fore I 
 I've got aa invitation for you." 
 
 His friend looked up inquiringly. "Who 
 
 from?" he asked, laying down his pen and 
 
 rising from his desk to sun himself in the broad 
 
 flood of light by the window. 
 
 * " A pretty American," Thistleton answer«d, 
 
 knocking off his ash into the basket of olivfl< 
 wood; " no end of a stunner I " 
 
 "But I don't know hsr," Paul Gascoyne 
 gasped out, with a half-terrified look. 
 
 " So much the better," his companion re- 
 torted, imperturbably. " If a lady falls over 
 head and ears in love with you merely from 
 seeing your manly form in the street without 
 ever having so much as exchanged a single 
 word with you, the compliment's a higher one, 
 of course, tihan if she waited to learn all your 
 virtues and accomplishments in the ordinary 
 manner." 
 
 " Dinner? ' Gascoyne asked, with a dubious 
 glance towards his bedroom door. He was 
 thinking how far his evening apparel would 
 carry him unaided. 
 
 " No, not dinner ; a picuic next Saturday as 
 ever was," Thistleton replied, all unconsoious. 
 " The ladies of the 'Bives d'Or ' invite us both 
 to lunch with them on the green up yonder 
 at Sant' Agnese. It's an awful lark, and the 
 pretty American's dying to see you. She says 
 she's heard so much about you " 
 
 " A picnic t " Paul interposed, cutting him 
 short at once, and distinctly r^HMd by learn- 
 ing of this lesser evil. " Well^Hntresay I can 
 let it run to a pi'^nic. That won't dip into 
 much. But how did the ladies at the ' Bives 
 d'Or ' ever come at all to cognise my humble 
 existence ? " 
 
 Thistleton smiled an abstruse smile. 
 
 " Why, Armitage told them, I suppose," he 
 answered, carelessly. " But do you really 
 imagine, at the present time of day, my dear 
 fellow, every girl in the place doesn't know at 
 once the name, antecedents, position, and 
 prospects, of every young man of marriageable 
 age that by any chance comes into it ? Do 
 you think they naven't spotted the fashionable 
 intelligence wat two real live Oxford men are 
 stopping a ; ' I'le ' Continental ' ? I should 
 rather say so I Gascoyne, my boy, keep your 
 eyes open. We've our price in the world. 
 Mind you always remember it I " 
 
 Paul Gascoyne smiled uneasily. " I wish I 
 could think so," he murmured half aloud. 
 
 "Yes, we've our price in the world," hit 
 friend continued slowly, cigar turned down- 
 wards and lips pursed, musing. " The eligible 
 young man is fast becoming an extinct animal. 
 The supply by no means equals the demand. 
 And the result's as usual. We're at a pre- 
 mium in Society, and, as economic units, we 
 must govern ourselves accordingly." 
 
 " Ah, that's all very well for rich men like 
 you, Paul began, hurriedly. 
 
 "Whatt do you mean to say," Thistleton 
 cried, rising and fronting him with a jerk, "that 
 half the women one meets wouldn't be glad to 
 marry the son and heir of a British bar " 
 
 Before he could utter the word that was 
 gurgling in his throat, however, Gascoyne had 
 dapped his hand upon that imprudent mouth, 
 and cried out, in a perfect agony of disgust : 
 
 "No more of that nonsense, for heaven'i 
 
 ^B^ 
 
ROOM FOR THE HERO. 
 
 is; 
 
 Bake, Thistleton ! I hope you haven't breathed 
 a word about it to anybody here in Mentone ? 
 If you have, I think I shall die of shame. I'll 
 take the very next train back to Paris, I swear, 
 and never oome near either you or the place 
 again as long as I live." 
 
 Thistleton sat down, red-faced, but sobered. 
 
 " Honour bright, not a word 1 " he answered, 
 gazing hard at his companior. '* I've never 
 80 much as even alluded to it. The golden- 
 haired Pennsylvanian was trying to pump me 
 all she knew, I confess ; but I hstened not to 
 the voice of the charmer, charmed she never 
 BO wisely through her neat little nose. I 
 resisted the s:ren like bricks, and kept my 
 own counsel. Now, don't cut up rusty about 
 it, there's a good, sensible fellow. If a man's 
 father does happen to be born " 
 
 But a darted look from Gascoyne cut him 
 short once more with unspoken remonstrance, 
 and he contented himself with pulling down 
 his collar and flashing his shirt-cuffs to imitate 
 in pantomime a general air of close connection 
 with the British aristocracy. 
 
 Therfr was a short pause, during which 
 Thistleton slowly puffed his cigar, while Paul 
 looked out of the window in meditative mood 
 and scanned the blue bay and purple sea, with 
 Bordighera shining white on its promontory 
 in the distance. 
 
 It would have been impossible for anybody 
 to deny, as you saw him then, that Paul 
 Gascoyne was essentially a scallywag. He 
 looked the character to perfection. It wasn't 
 merely that his coat, though carefully bi <ished 
 and conserved, had se&i long service and 
 honourable scars ; it was n't merely that his 
 tie was narrow, and his c jllar demodi, and his 
 trousers baggy, and b 's shoes antique : it 
 wasn't merely that honpst poverty peeped out 
 of every fold and crease in his threadbare 
 raiment; the man himself had something of 
 that shy and shrinking air which belongs by 
 nature to those poor souls who slink along 
 timidly through the back alleys of life, and 
 fear to tread with a fi'ee and open footstep the 
 main highways of respectable himianity Not 
 that, on the other hand, there was anything 
 mean or small in Paul Gasooyne's face or 
 bearing; on the contrary, ke looked every 
 inch a man, and, to those who can see below 
 the surface, a gentleman also. He was tall 
 and well-built, with handsome features and 
 copious black hair, that showed off his fine 
 eyes and high white forehead to great advan- 
 tage. But the day of small things had weighed 
 upon him heavily : the iron of poverty and 
 ancestral care had entered into his soul. The 
 sordid shifts and petty subterfuges of a life far 
 harder than that of his companions and fellow- 
 students had left their mark deep upon his 
 form and features. He was, in short, what 
 Armitage had called him, ii spite of his good 
 looks — an obvious scallywag, nothing more or 
 less: a person rightly or wrongly conscious 
 that, by accident ur demerit, he tills a minor 
 
 place in the world's esteem and the world's 
 consideration. 
 
 He stood and gazed out of the window 
 abstractedlv, reflecting to himself that, after 
 all, a climb up those glorious gray crags to 
 Sant' Agnese would be far from unpleasant, 
 even though clogged by a golden-haired Penn- 
 sylvanian, no doubt wealthy, if only — when 
 suddenly Thistleton recalled him to hhuself by 
 adding in an afterthought : 
 
 " Ajad we've got to order our donkeys early; 
 for donkeys, too, will be at a premium on 
 Saturday. PoUtical economy very much to 
 the front. Supply and demand again un- 
 equally balanced." 
 
 Paul glanced up at the silent rooks once 
 more— great lonely tors that seemed to pierce 
 the blue with their gigantic aiguilles — and 
 answered quietly : 
 
 "I think I shall walk, for my own part, 
 Thistleton. It can't be more than a couple of 
 thousand feet or so up, and half a dozen miles 
 across countiy as the crow flies. Just about 
 enough to give one an appetite for one's lunch 
 when one gets there." 
 
 " Ah, but the pretty American's commands 
 are absolute — every man Jack to ride his own 
 donkey. They say it's such fun going up iu a 
 body like so many fools ; and if everybody's 
 going to make himself a fool for once, I don't 
 object to bearing my part in it." And the , 
 blonde young man leaned back in his easy- 
 chair and stuck his boots on the fender with a 
 tolerant air of perfect contentment with all 
 mankind and the constitution of the universe. 
 " I shall walk," Paul murmured agalu, not 
 dogmatically, but as one who wishes to settle 
 a question off-hand. 
 
 " Look here, now, Gascoyne, ' this is clean 
 rideeklous,' as the Highland meenister said 
 in his prayer. Do you mean to say you're too 
 grand to ride a donkey ? You think it infra 
 dig. for a B. of B. K.— there, will that suit 
 you ? — to be seen on a beast which is quite 
 
 good enough " 
 
 Paul cut him short once more with a gesture 
 of impatience. 
 
 "It's unkind of you, Thistleton," he said, 
 "to go on harping so often on that threadbare 
 string, vhen you see how very much pain and 
 annoysT.c- : "\uses me. You know it's not 
 that. Heaven knows I'm not proud — not that 
 way, at least — what on earth have I ^ot to be 
 ashamed of '/ No, the simple truth is, if you 
 must have it, I don't want to go to the expense 
 of a donkey." 
 
 " My dear fellow 1 "Why, it's only five francs 
 for the whole day, they tell me ! " 
 
 Paul Gascoyne smiled. *' But five francs is 
 a consideration to me," he answered, after a 
 slight mental reckoning. " Fifty pence, you 
 see ; that's four and twopence. Four and two- 
 pence is an awful lot of money to fling away 
 for nothing t " And he rearranged the logs on 
 the fire reflectively. 
 "Well, look here, Gascoyne, sooner than 
 
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 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 ^ 
 
 mar the harmony of the meet?ng, I'll tell yon 
 what I'll do— I'll stand you a donkey." 
 
 Paul gave a little start of surprise and un- 
 easiness. His colour deepened. "Oh, no," 
 he said. " Thistleton, I couldn't allow that. 
 If I go at all, I shall go on my own iegs, or 
 else take a beast and pay my own expenses." 
 
 " "Who's proud now ? " the blonde young 
 man exclaimed, with provoking good humour. 
 
 Paul looked down at him gravely from the 
 corner of the mantelpiece on which his arm 
 rested. 
 
 " Thistleton," he said, in a serious voice, 
 gro- s '?dder still in the face as ^.e spoke, 
 "to ■ you the truth, I'm ashamed already 
 of how much I'm letting you do for me. When 
 I first arranged to come abroad with you, and 
 have my expenses paid, I hadn't the remotest 
 conception, I assuro you, of what an awful 
 sum the expenses would come to. I've never 
 lived at a hotel like this before, or in anything 
 like such extravagant luxury. 1 bought the 
 ten pounds I charged for tuition would be the 
 chief item ; instead of which, I see now, you've 
 already paid almost as much as that for me in 
 railway fares and so forth, and I tremble to 
 think how much more you may have to pay 
 for my board and lodging. I can't let you 
 stand me my amusements, too, into the 
 bargain." 
 
 . The blonde young man puffed away at hia 
 cigar for a moment or so with vigorous good 
 humour. , 
 
 " What a devil of a conscience you' ve got I " 
 he observed, at last, in the intervals of the 
 puffs ; " and what a devil of a touchy sense of 
 honour as well, Oascoyne ! I suppose it's in 
 the family I Why, it's the regular rule ; if 
 you take a vacation tutor to a place of your 
 own choice abroad, you pay his way for him. 
 I call it only fair. You contract to do it. 
 There's no obligation on either side. A mere 
 matter of business." 
 
 " But you come to much a grand hotel and 
 live BO royally I " Paul objected, with fervour. 
 
 "Am I to go tj a cabaret and live upon 
 garlic, just to 3uit your peculiar views of ex- 
 penditure ? " Thistleton retorted, with spirit. 
 " Can I drink sour wine and eat black bread 
 because you like to be econonuical ? No, no, 
 my dear fellow. You mistake the position. I 
 want to come to Mentone for the winter. 
 Beastly climate, Yorkshire ; dull hole, the 
 governor's ; lovely coast, the Biviera ; Monte 
 Carlo always laid on at a convenient distance ; 
 Jots of amusement; plenty of fun; the very 
 place to spend the Christmas vac. in. If I go 
 and say to the governor : ' Look here, old boy, 
 I want a pony or two to run down South and 
 amuse myself, just to escape this infernal dull 
 hole of yours, and to have a tium or two at 
 roulette or something,' why the governor 'd 
 no doubt advise me to go and be hanged, in 
 language more remarraible for force than 
 elegance. Very well, then ; what do I do ? I 
 go to him and say, polling a long face, ' Look 
 
 here, sir, I want to read up for my next ex- 
 amination. Devilish clever fellow at my own 
 college — studious, steady, economical — ex- 
 cellent testimonials— all that sort of thing. 
 Sure to come out a first in " Greats " next 
 time. I propose to read with him at some 
 quiet place in the South of France ' — say 
 Mentone, suppressing the little detail about 
 Monte Carlo, you understand ; * he'll go for a 
 tenner and his own expenses.' What's the 
 result? The governor's delighted. Fishes 
 out his purse — stumps up liberally. Claps me 
 on the back, and says, ' Charlie, my boy, I'm 
 gratified to see you're turning over a new leaf 
 at last, and mean to read hard, and get through 
 with credit.' And that's the real use, you see, 
 of a vacation tutor." 
 
 Paul listened somewhat aghast to this candid 
 explanation of his own true function in the 
 modern sommonwealth ; then he answered 
 slowly : 
 
 " It's rather hard lines on the governor, I 
 fancy. But I suppose I can't interfere with 
 that. Your arrangements with your father 
 are your own business, of course. As to my- 
 self, though, I always feel a little uneasy. It 
 may be all right, but I'm not acustomed to 
 such a magnificent scale of expenditure, and I 
 don't want to put either you or him to any un- 
 necessary expense in the matter of my living." 
 
 Thiitleton threw back his head onoe more 
 on the easy-chair, and mused aloud : 
 
 "What a conscience! what a conscience! 
 I believe you wouldn't spend an extra sixpence 
 you could possibly save if your life depended 
 upon it." 
 
 " You forget," Paul cried, " that I have 
 special claims upon me." 
 
 The peculiar stress he laid upon that em- 
 phatic word " claims " might have struck any- 
 body less easy-goin^- than Charlie Thistleton, 
 but the blonde young man let it escape his 
 attention. 
 
 " Oh, I know what you mean ! " he retorted 
 carelessly. "I've heard that sort of thing 
 from lots of other fellows before. Slender 
 means — the governor poor — heavy expenses of 
 college life — home demands — a mo^er and 
 sisters." 
 
 " I wish to heaven it was only that," Paul 
 ejaculated fervently. " A mother and sisters 
 I could easily put up with. But the claims 
 upon me are far more serious. It's a duty I 
 owe to Somebody Else not tc spend a single 
 penny I can help, unnecessarily." 
 
 " By Jove I " the blonde young man ex- 
 claimed, waking up. "Not engaged? Or 
 married ? " 
 
 "Engaged! Married! No, no. Is it 
 likely ? " Paul cried, somewhat bitterly. 
 
 " The golden-haired Pennsylvanian's a jolly 
 good investment, I should say," Thistleton 
 went on meditatively, " Bollhig in coin. A 
 mint of money. She'll be really annoyed, too, 
 if yon don't come to her picnio, and, what'o 
 morf ; ride a d<mkey." 
 
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 nnoyed, too, 
 and, what'o 
 
 '■ Ib ahe rich ? " Paul aaked, with sudden 
 and unexpected Interest, as if a thought had 
 instantlv darted across his brain. 
 
 " BicQ I Like Croesus, so Armltage tells 
 me. Rich as Paotolus. Bich as wedding- 
 cake. Biob beyond the wudest dreams of 
 avarice." 
 
 Paul moved from his place at the corner of 
 the mantel-pieco, fiery red in the face now, 
 and strolled as carelessly cs he could across 
 the room to the window. Then he opened 
 his purse, counted the money furtively, and 
 made a short mental calculation, unobserved. 
 At the end of it he gave a very dc p sigh, and 
 answered aloud, with a wrench : 
 
 "Well, I suppose I ought to go. It's a 
 precious hard pull ; for I hate this sort of 
 thing; but, then, I have claims— very special 
 claims upon me." 
 
 " Still, you'll go, anyhow ? " Thistleton 
 asked once more. 
 
 " Yes, I'll go," Paul answered, with the air 
 of a man who makes up his mind to have a 
 tooth drawn. 
 
 " And you'll ride a donkey ? " 
 
 " I suppose I must, if the golden-haired 
 Pennsylvanian absolutely insists upon it. 
 Anything on earth where duty calls one.'' 
 
 And he sank, wearied, into the chair by the 
 window. 
 
 ■ CHAPTER III. 
 
 All FBEQCO 
 
 Satdrdat dawned as lovely a morning as the 
 foimders of the feast could possibly have 
 wished it. It was a day to order Not a 
 touch of mistral embittered the air. The sea 
 shone liquid blue, with scarcely a ripple dimp- 
 ling its surface ; the great gray peaks loomed 
 clear and distinct in hard outline against a 
 solid blue firmament. It is only on the 
 Biviera that you get that perfect definiteness 
 and contrast of colour. Everything looked 
 sharp as in an early Italian picture, with an 
 early Italian sky of uniform hue to throw up 
 and intensify the infinite jags and tatters of 
 the mountain profile. 
 
 At ten sharp the first arrivals beg&n to greet 
 one another with shouts of derision on the road 
 by the station. Thistleton and Gascoyne were 
 among the earliest on the scene. Punctuality, 
 the blonde young man remarked, was one of 
 his companion's most hopeless failings. As 
 they trotted up upon their mettlesome steeds 
 — Paul's more mettlesome, in fact, than was 
 either seemly or agreeable — they found Armi- 
 tage with four ladies in tow drawn up in a 
 hollow 8<iuare to receive them. Boys with 
 the provisions stood expectant at the side, and 
 Paul noticed with a distinct tinge of awe that 
 from one of the baskets several necks of bottles 
 protruded, wired and tied, and covered with 
 gold or silver tismie. Then the picnic would 
 actually run to ahampagne I What unbridled 
 
 luxiyry) The golden-haired Pennsylvanian 
 must, indeed, as Thistleton had declared, be 
 rich as Paotolus ! 
 
 A stern sense of duty induced Paul to look 
 around the group for that interesting person- 
 age. Unaccustomed to Society as he was, and 
 in the awkward position of being introduced 
 from the back of a restive donkey, he was at 
 first aware merely of a fiery heat in his own 
 red face and a confused blurr of four perfectly 
 unabashed and smiling ladies. Four names 
 fell simultaneously on his unheeding ear, of 
 the sound of which he caught absolutely nothing 
 but the vague sense that one was Madame 
 Somebody, and that two of the rust were Miss 
 Whatsername and her momma. A clear sharp 
 voice first roused him to something like definite 
 consciousness. '' Mr. Oascoyne''8 my guest, 
 Nea," it said, in a full and rich .Ajnerican 
 accent, which Paul had hardly ever before 
 heard, "and Mr. Thistleton's yours. Mr. 
 Gascoyne, you've just got to come and ride up 
 right alongside of me. And I'll trouble you 
 to look after the basket with the wine in it." 
 
 So this was the golden-haired Pennsylva- 
 nian 1 Paul glanced at her shyly, as who 
 meets his fate, and answered with what 
 courage he could summon up, "I'll do my 
 best to take care of it, but I hope I'm not 
 responsible for breakages." 
 
 The lady in the deer-stalker hat beyond — 
 not the Pennsylvanian — turned to him with a 
 quietly reassuring smile. "What a glorious 
 day we've got for our picnic I " she said, 
 flooding him with the light of two dark hazel 
 eyes; "and what splendid fun it'll be going 
 all that way up on donkeys, won't it ? " 
 
 For those hazel eyes and that suimy smile 
 Paul would have forsworn himseH before any 
 court of justice in all England with infinite 
 pleasure. As a matter of fact, he disliked 
 donkey-riding — he, who could clear a fence 
 with any man in Oxford — but he answered 
 sinfully (and I hope the recording angel 
 omitted to notice the transgression), " Nothing 
 could be more deUghtful ; and with such lovely 
 views too I The look-out frona the sunuuit 
 must be something too charming for any- 
 thing." After which unwonted outburst of 
 Society talk, lost in admiration of his own 
 brilliancy, he relapsed once more into atten- 
 tive silence. 
 
 Nea Blair had never, indeed, looked morb 
 beautiful. The tailor-made dress and the un- 
 studied hat suited her simple, girlish beauty to 
 a T. Paul thought with a sigh how happy he 
 could have been had the call of duty led him 
 thither, instead of towards the serv^'^e of the 
 golden-haired Pennsylvanian. 
 
 One after another the remaining guests 
 struggled up piecemeal ; and when all were 
 gathered together — a quarter of an hour behind 
 time, of course — for they were mostly ladies — 
 the little cavalcade got itself under way, and 
 began to mount the long steep stairs that lead 
 from the Borrigo valley to the scarped hog'g 
 
k6 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 i 1 
 
 back which separates the Yal des Ch&taignieni 
 from the Val des Primevferes. To Paul, in 
 spite of the eccontripities of his mount, that 
 first expedition into those glorious mountains 
 was one of almost unmixed delight. As they 
 threaded their way in long, single file across 
 the wooded col that divided the ravines, he 
 looked down with surprise and pleasmre into the 
 gracious deep gorges on either side, each tra- 
 versed by the silver thread of torrent, and 
 reflected to himself with a sigh of pleasure 
 that he had never known the world was so 
 beautiful. 
 
 " Oh my I am't it just lovely ? " MissBoyton 
 called out to him from behind, for he was 
 sandwiched "m between her and Nea Blair ; 
 " and ain't they jest elegant, the lemon-trees 
 in the valley there t " 
 
 " Which are the lemons ? " Paul asked, half 
 dubious, for the ravine was filled with trees 
 and shrubs, whose very names he knew not. 
 
 . •* Why, the awfully green trees on the ter- 
 races down below," Isabel Boyton answered, a 
 little offhandedly. 
 
 " And the silvery grey ? " Paul inquired, 
 witn some hesitation. "Are they olives, I 
 wonder ? " 
 
 "Of course they're olives," the American 
 answered, with some little asperity. " I guess 
 you've never been along this way before, Mr. 
 Gasooyne, have you ? " 
 
 "It's the first time in my live I've ever 
 been out of England," Paul answered, humbly ; 
 " and everything is so strange, I find I've a 
 great deal to learn all at once — to learn and to 
 remember." 
 
 " But the olives are lovely, aren't they ? " 
 Nea Blair remarked, turning round upon him 
 with that apny smile of hers for a moment. 
 " Lovelier wen than your own willows round 
 about Iffley, I think — if anything on earth can 
 be lovelier than dear old Oxford." 
 
 " Then you know Oxford ? " Paul exclaimed, 
 brightening up at Once. 
 
 " Oh, yes ; I had a brother a few years ago 
 at Oriel. And I know Mrs. Douglas, the wife 
 of the Professor." 
 
 " I wish I'd had a brother at Oxford Col- 
 lege," Miss Boyton put in parenthetically, 
 urging on her donkey; "I'd have made him 
 take me along and introduce me to all his aris- 
 tocratic acquaintances. I mean some day to 
 marry one of your English nobibmen. I've 
 made up my *nind to catch an earl, and be 
 Lftdy Isabel Something." 
 
 " But you ooulrln't be Lady Isabel by marry- 
 ing an earl," Paul answered, smiling a very 
 ourious smile. " In that case, of course, you'd 
 be a oountess." 
 
 " Well, a duke, then," MissBoyton answered, 
 imperturbably, " or a marquis, or a viscount, or 
 whatever other sort of nobleman was necessary 
 to make me into Lady Isabel." 
 
 Paul smiled again. 
 
 " But none of them," he said, " could make 
 you Lady IsabeL You'd bn Lady Somebody, 
 
 you know— Lady Jones, for example, or Lady 
 Smith, or Lady Cholmondeley." 
 
 " Or Lady Gascoyne ; that sounds jest lovely " 
 Miss Boyton interposed, with an air of perfect 
 simpli(>ity. 
 
 Paul started at the sound, and scanned her 
 close. His ears tingled. Was she really as 
 innocent and harmless as she looked, or had it 
 somehow come round to her ? — but oh, no I 
 impossible I 
 
 " Yes," he went on, quietly, without notio 
 ing the interruption ; ' but you must be born a 
 diuce's or an earl's or marquis's daughter, to 
 be called Lady Isabel." 
 Miss Boyton's coimtenance fell not a little. 
 " Is that BO ? " she exclaimed, plaintive!}'. 
 " You don't tell, really I Then I can't be Lady 
 Isabel, no matter who I married ? " 
 
 "No matter whom you married," Paul 
 answered, vith the stern precision of Lindley 
 Murray and a British Peerage in equi^l propor- 
 tions. 
 
 " Well, now, if that ain't jest too bad I " 
 Isabel Boyton exclaimed, with deep mock 
 pathos. " Say, Nea, Mr. Gascoyne's crushed 
 the dream of my life. I don't care a cent to 
 be Lady Somebody if I can't be Lady Isabel. 
 And I can't be Lady Isabel, whoever I xuijcry. 
 I call It jest heartrending." 
 
 " Won't an honourable or a courtesy -lord do 
 as well ? " Nea asked, laughing. 
 
 " Oh ! my, no 1 " Isabel answered promptly ; 
 though what manner of wild-beast a courtesy- 
 lord might be she hadn't the faintest conception. 
 "I'd most as soon go back to Philadelphia 
 again, returned empty, and marry a stock- 
 broker. I've made up my mind to be Lady 
 Isabel or nothing." 
 
 " Then I'm iSraid." Paul said with a faint 
 little smile, " I can do nothing for you." 
 
 " But if it were only to make her plain ' My. 
 Lady,' now t " Nea put in laughingly. 
 
 Paul laughed in return — an uneasy laugh. 
 They had just reached one of the sudden steep 
 ascents where the sure-footed little donkeys, 
 straining every nerve and muscle in their 
 stout, small legs, climb up < the bare rocks like 
 mountain coats, with their human burdens 
 jerking in the saiddles like so many meal-bags. 
 " How the little beasts grimp ! " Paul cried, 
 half surprised ; " such plucky little creatures, 
 and so strong for their size! They're really 
 wonderful 1 " 
 
 " That's a good word — ' grimp,' " Nea 
 answered from in front. "Is it packer 
 English, I wonder ? " 
 
 " I do admire it," Isabel Boyton replied 
 from behind. "Here, get up, donkey. My 
 Arab steed don't carry mci regularly." 
 
 Just at that moment a loud cry of ' Ach 
 Himmel I " resounded from the forefront of 
 the cavalcade, where Madame Ceriolo led the 
 way — Madame Ceriolo, even in the most 
 trying circumstanceb, never forgot to keep up 
 her French and German — followed next 
 instant by a sharp "iifon Dieul gueUe 
 
 m 
 
T 
 
 iple, or Lady 
 
 8 jest lovely " 
 air of perfect 
 
 scanned her 
 she really as 
 ked, or had it 
 -but oh, no! 
 
 rithout notic 
 ust be born a 
 daughter, to 
 
 . not a little. 
 I, plaintively, 
 can't be Lady 
 ?" 
 
 ,rried," Paul 
 )n of Lindley 
 equp-l propor- 
 
 It too bad ! " 
 deep mock 
 yrne's crushed 
 Eire a cent to 
 Lady Isabel. 
 3ver I mijry. 
 
 [urtesy-lord do 
 
 •ed promptly ; 
 st a courtesy- 
 )st conception. 
 Philadelphia 
 irry a stock- 
 1 to be Lady 
 
 with a faint 
 r you." 
 ler plain ' My. 
 
 ngJy- 
 
 ineasy laugh, 
 sudden steep 
 ttle donkeys, 
 sole in their 
 ire rocks like 
 man burdens 
 ny meal-bags. 
 Paul cried, 
 itle creatures, 
 they're really 
 
 imp," 
 [s it 
 
 " Nea 
 packer 
 
 oyton replied 
 donkey. My 
 rly." 
 cry of ' Ach 
 forefront of 
 eriolo led the 
 in the most 
 ;ot to keep up 
 oUowed next 
 Oieu t queUe 
 
 I 
 
 " Paul and Armita^e followed more slowly at a little distance." iPage 23. 
 
I 
 
AT SANT* AQNESE. 
 
 17 
 
 ' affreuse polite Mtel" and the shambling, 
 scrambling noise of a fallen donkey en- 
 deavouring to recover itself. 
 
 Paul and Arraitage were at her side in a 
 moment, to pick up Madame Ceriolo and her 
 unhappy mount. Madame made the most 
 noise, but Blanchette, the donkey, had received 
 oy far the most injury. The poor little beast's 
 kneoB were cut and bleeding. 
 
 "<7o Vai couronride, la mdchante," Madame 
 said carelessly, and Paul saw at a glance it 
 would be quite unable to continue the journey. 
 
 It's an ill wind, however, that blows nobody 
 good. Paul seized the opportunity to eiTect a 
 double stroke of business — to do a politeness to 
 Madame Ceriolo and to get rid of the onus of 
 his own donkey. Almost before she could 
 have a voice in the matter, or any other man 
 of the party equally gallant or equally uncom- 
 fortable could anticipate him, he had shifted 
 the side- saddle from poor, patient, shivering, 
 broken-kneed Blanchette, and transferred it 
 forthwith to the bigger beast he himself had 
 been riding. 
 
 "Aferci, monsieur, merci ; mille renierci- 
 menta" Madame cried, all smiles, as soon as 
 she had recovered her equanimity and her 
 company manners. " And you, you little 
 brute," turning to poor Blanchette and shaking 
 her wee gloved fist angrily in its face, " you 
 deserve to be whipped, to be soundly whipped, 
 for yoiir nasty temper." 
 
 " The poor creature couldn't help it," Paul 
 murmured quietly, tightening the girths ; " the 
 road's very steep and very slippory, you can 
 see, I don't wonder they sometimes come an 
 awful cropper ! " 
 
 "By Jove!" Aruiitage said, watching him 
 as he fastened the buckles and bands, " what 
 a dab you are at donkeys, really, Gascoyne ! 
 You do it like a groom 1 you've missed your 
 vocation." 
 
 Paul coloured up to the roots of his hair. 
 
 "I've been used to horses," he answered 
 quietly. Then he turned back without another 
 word to take his place on foot beside Nea Blair 
 and Isabel. " Here, boy," ho called out to 
 one of the drivers quickly, "hand me that 
 basket : I'll take it on ; and go down to Men- 
 tone with this poor little beast. She'll need 
 looking after." 
 
 He spoke in French fluently, and Nea 
 turned in surprise. 
 
 " Why, you said you had never been abroad 
 before 1" she exclaimed, taken aback. "And 
 now you talk like a regular boulevardier. 
 Were you born Parisian, or did you acquire it 
 by a miracle ? " 
 
 "I've had great opportunities of talking 
 French at home," Pam answered, a little em- 
 barrassed. ' * We — a — we always had a French- 
 woman in the family when I was a child." 
 
 " A governess ? " Nea suggested. 
 
 " Well, no. Not exactly a governess." 
 
 " A bonne, then ? " 
 
 '* N0| not QL^te a bonne, either," Paul 
 
 replied truthfully. Thon, a happy thought 
 seizing him on the moment, he continued, 
 with truth, " She was a lady's-maid." 
 
 After that he relapsed into silence for a 
 while, freling painfully conscious in his own 
 mind that his subterfuge was a snobbish 
 one. For though he only meant, himself, 
 *■- evade a difticulty, he saw at once that 
 J..6& Blair would understand him to mean 
 a lady's maid of his mother's. And as to the 
 possibility of his mother having ever possessed 
 that ornamental adjunct — why, the bare idea 
 of it was simply ridiouloua. 
 
 CHAPTER rV. 
 
 AT SANT' AONESE. 
 
 Once restored to the free use of his own two 
 legs, Paul Gascoyne was himself again. As 
 the one member of the partv, except the 
 donkey-boys, who went afoot, he was here, 
 there, and everywhere, in waiting upon every- 
 body. What prodigies of valour did he not 
 perform in hauling fat old Mrs. Newton's 
 donkey up the steepest bits, or in slipping down 
 round the sharpest corners to hfllp Nea Blair 
 safely round some difficult gully 1 What use- 
 ful services did he not lavish on the golden- 
 haired Pennsylvanian and her shnvelled 
 mamma, walking by their sided where the 
 ledges were narrowest, and calming their fears 
 where the rocks towards the slope were loosest 
 and most landslippy! How he darted from 
 the rear up short-cuts of the zig-zags, and 
 appeared in front again, a hundred yards 
 i^ead, on some isolated boulder, to encourage 
 and direct their doubtful footsteps 1 How he 
 scrambled over inaccessible faces of olifif to 
 fetch some fern or flower for Nea, or to answer 
 some abstract question as to the ultimate 
 destination of the minor side-paths from 
 Isabel Boyton ! He was a good climber, and 
 he enjoyed the climb — though he feared for 
 his old boots and his carefully-conserved 
 trousers. 
 
 The road was long — Sant' Agnese stands 
 some three thousand feet above sea-lewl — but 
 at every turn the views grew lovelier, and the 
 sense of elation in the mountain air more dis- 
 tinct and delicious. They passed from the 
 region of olives into the zone of pine woods, 
 and then again into that of bare white rock, 
 scarcely terraced here and there by Provencal 
 industry to support a few stunted vines and 
 undersized chestnut trees. The path wound 
 slowly up the sides of the stony ravine, and 
 then mounted in a series of sharp elbows the 
 sheer peak itself, to an accompaniment of cries 
 of Franco-German distress' from Madame 
 Ceriolo and shrill Transatlantic exclamations 
 of horror from the golden-haired Pennsylvanian. 
 At last they reached the goal of their pilgrim- 
 age — a rocky platform high up the last peaks 
 of the jagged mountain, with a gray Ligurian 
 village just clinging to the Aopes, and almost 
 
r 
 
 ' 
 
 i3 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 indUtinguiHhnble from tho still grayer wall of 
 bare rock that rose «bovo it in Hliarp tors and 
 wcatliur-woru chimneys against the deep blue 
 heaven. 
 
 "What a glorious view!" Nua Ulair ex- 
 claimed, as thuy looked down unexpectedly on 
 the northern side into a profound and naked 
 buin of rock, at whose bottom tlie iSorrigo 
 torrent roared and brawled amid its scattered 
 boulders. " And what magnificent great peaks 
 away across the valley there ! " 
 
 " I guess we'd better fix up lunch on that 
 flat piece by the chapel," Isabel Boyton re- 
 marked with Occidental practicability, spying 
 out forthwith tho one patdi of tolerai)ly level 
 ground within reach of the village. Ft was a 
 spur of the mountain, covered witli that rare 
 object in tiio Trovenfjal Alps, a carpet of turf, 
 and projecting from the mam range far into 
 the semicircle of the deep rock-basin. 
 
 " We'll fix it up right away," Madame 
 Ceriolo auawerod with good-natured mimicry. 
 Madame Ceriolo had the natural talent for 
 languages which seems to go inseparably with 
 the rdle of Continental adventuress, and she 
 spoke American almost b... well and with almost 
 as good an accent as she spoke her other 
 alternative tongues. " If your momma and 
 Mrs. Newton 11 set themselves down right 
 here, and make themselves comfortable, Mr. 
 (^ascoyne and I will jest unpack the baskets. 
 Come along here, Nea, we want you to help 
 us. Miss Boyton, you get the plates and things 
 ready, will you ? " 
 
 For a few minutes they were busy arranging 
 everything, Armitage, the blonde young man, 
 and Paul rendering all due assistance ; and 
 Paul was aware in an indefinite way that 
 Madame Ceriolo was somehow anxious to keep 
 him o£F as much as possible from tho golden- 
 haired Pcnnsylvanian. But as this gave him the 
 opportunity of conversing more with Nea, and 
 as, duty to the contrary notwithstanding, he very 
 much preferred Nea to the heiress of Pactohm, 
 he by no means resented Madame's obvious 
 anxiety in this respect. On tho contrary, he 
 salved his conscience with the reflection that it 
 was ^lodame rather than inclination that kept 
 him away from the lady of the golden hair and 
 prospects. 
 
 Such a picnic as that December morning's 
 Paul had never before borne a part in. There 
 were dishes from liumpclmayor's, cunningly 
 compounded of aspic and olives, whose very 
 names he had not so nmch as heard, but 
 whereof the rest of the party, more instructed 
 in cookery, talked qnite glibly. There were 
 curious salads, and garnishings of crayfish, 
 and candied fruits and prstry and nougat of 
 artistio Hianufaoture. There was much cham- 
 pagne, and vintage clarets, and Asti mouaaeux 
 for those who liked it sweet, and green char- 
 treuse poured from a Gantagalli bottle. For 
 though the pionio was nominally a joint afiair 
 of Nea's and the American's, it was Isabel 
 Boyton who contributed the lion's share of the 
 
 material proriaion, which she insisted upon 
 doing with true Western magaificonoo. The 
 lunch was so goo<l, inilofd, thi>t o^en the 
 beauties of nature wont unnoticed by com- 
 parison. Tliey had hardly time to look at tlie 
 gliiiipife of calm blue sea disclosed between the 
 ridges of serrated peaks, tho green br.sking 
 valleys that smiled a couple of thoiiHaiid fcut 
 below, with their orange and lemon groves, or 
 the flood of sunshiiie that poured in full force 
 upon tiie mouldering battlements of tho grim 
 and wasted Alps in front of them. 
 
 After lunch, however, Pa"! somehow found 
 himself seated on the slope cf the hill with 
 Nea. They had discussed n»<4ny things — 
 Mentone and the view, and the fiowers, and 
 the village — and Nea had jiiHt told him the 
 strange old legend of tho castle that (flings to 
 the topmost peak — how it was founded by a 
 Baracen, who levied tax and toll on all the 
 Christian folk of tho country round, and finally 
 became converted to the faith of Europe by 
 the beautiful eyes of a peasant-girl, whose 
 charms had enslaved him, when suddenly sho 
 came back plump to the nineteenth century 
 witli the point-blank question : " Where do 
 you live when you're at home, Mr. Gas- . 
 coyne ? " | 
 
 " In Surrey," Paul answered vaguely, grow- 
 ing uncomfortably hot. 
 
 " Surrey's a big address," Nea Blair answered, 
 pulling a tiny rock-rose from a cranny in the 
 precipice. "Any particular part — or do you 
 occupy the county generally ? " 
 
 Paul laughed, but not with quite a gracious 
 laugh. "About twenty - live miles from 
 London," he answered, with evasive vague- 
 ness. 
 
 " I've lots of friends in Surrey," Nea went 
 on innocently, unconscious of the mental 
 pangs she was carelessly inflicting on him. 
 " Do you know Hillboroutii ? " 
 
 "Why, that's just where I live," Paul 
 answered, with a suopressed start. 
 
 " Dear me ; how funny I haven't mot 
 you 1 " Nea exclaimed in surpriae. " I'm 
 always down at Ilillborough stopping with the 
 Ilamiltons." 
 
 " Indeed 1" Paul responded in a very dry 
 voice. 
 
 "You must know tho Hamiltons," Noa 
 persisted, all innocence. " Sir Arthur Hamil- 
 ton, of tho Grange, at Hillborough. He u^cd 
 to be Governor of Madras, you know, or 
 somewhere." 
 
 " I know them by name, of course," Paul 
 admitted uneasily. 
 
 " But not personally ? " 
 
 " No, not personally. We— a— wo move in 
 diflerent circles." 
 
 " Then you must know the Boyd- Galloways," 
 Nea w«nt on interrogatively. 
 
 "Only by sight. I haven't any largo 
 acquaintance at Hillborough." 
 
 "The Jacksons?" 
 
 " Colonel Jackson I somotimos see, it's trao ; 
 
 
AT SANT' AaNBSi^. 
 
 19 
 
 inntsted upon 
 llcoiioo. Tho 
 >>t oven the 
 cod by com- 
 ,0 luol; at tlie 
 I botwooti tlio 
 rcon br.skiiig 
 <lmaHaii(l foot 
 
 on K''''^'"*! ^^ 
 in full force 
 of tho grim 
 1. 
 
 nohow found 
 the hill with 
 \ny things — 
 Howom, and 
 told him the 
 hab clings to 
 founded by a 
 )11 on all the 
 id, and finally 
 jt Europe by 
 tt-girl, whose 
 Huddonly alio 
 jenth century 
 "Where do 
 le, Mr. Gas- . 
 
 aguely, grow- 
 
 I 
 
 lair answered, 
 jranny in the 
 :t — or do you 
 
 te a gracious 
 I miles from 
 vasivo vague- 
 
 )y," Nca went 
 
 tho mental 
 
 ling on him. 
 
 live," Paul 
 •t. 
 
 haven't mot 
 prise. "I'm 
 iping with the 
 
 n a very dry 
 
 niltons," Noa 
 Lfthur Hamil- 
 igli. He u^od 
 ou know, or 
 
 coorBe," Paul 
 
 — wo move in 
 d-Gadloways," 
 I't any largo 
 
 s see, it's trao ; 
 
 but I don't know him. They're— they're not 
 the kind of set I mix with." 
 
 "Well, of courie you know the rector'*" 
 Nea oxolaii led, nailing him. " The dear old 
 Archdeacon — he's so nice with everybody." 
 
 "He oomoa to us ocoasionaily," Paul 
 answered with some reluctance. Then, after a 
 pause, he added, lest he should seem to be 
 churning too great an honour: " Jtiit much 
 more often he Hends the curate." 
 
 Even yet Nea failed to take in the situation, 
 not because she was slow of understanding, 
 but because it was quite a novel one to h«r. 
 " Perhaps you live alune ? " she suggested in 
 explanation. 
 
 Paul could put off the damning truth no 
 longer. 
 
 " On tho contrary," he said ; " my father 
 and mother live, and have always lived, 
 entirely at Ilillborough. liut they're not in a 
 position to see much of tlio local Society — in 
 hict, they're not in Society in any way. We're 
 ()uite poor people — what your friend, Mr. 
 7^rmitago, to use a favourite word of his, 
 wo)dd call scallywags." 
 
 There was an awkward pause. Then Nea 
 said again, witn a becoming blush : 
 
 "Forgive my pressing you. It — it never 
 ocourrod to me. ' Next moment feminine 
 tact induced her to change tho subject not too 
 abruptly. " I vmt a good deal at Hillborough 
 I myself, and I thought we'd be sure to have 
 acquaintances in common. But I live in 
 Cornwall. Have you ever been in Cornwall, 
 Mr. Uascoyne ? In summer it's almost as 
 beautiful as this; it is, really." 
 
 " No, I've never been there," Paul answered, 
 grateful to her for the clever diversion. " But 
 I shall hope to go," he added quite seriously. 
 
 " Oh, you must, when I get back again 
 there next summer," Nea cried most warmly. 
 " It's so awfully lovely. As soon as I'm well 
 I shall long to get home again." 
 
 " You're not here for your health ? " Paul 
 inquired, catching her up. 
 
 •• For my health ? Yes. But it isn't serious. 
 No*, my lungs, you know," for Paul had laid 
 his hand instinctively on his chest. " Only to 
 recover from the effects of an upset in a boat 
 last summer. I've no mother, and papa 
 couldn't bring me abroad himself, because of 
 leaving his parish ; bo be got Madame Ceriolo 
 to take care of me. She's accustomed to 
 travelling —Madame Ceriolo." 
 
 " Where on earth did he pick her up ? " 
 Paul inquired with some curiosity, for, in- 
 experienced in the ways of the world as he 
 was, Madame Ceriolo's personality had already 
 struck him as a sufficiently singular one for 
 her present occupation. 
 
 " Oh, he heard of her from a governess's 
 agency," Nea answered with much confidence. 
 " She had excellent testimonials from people 
 of title. She's well connected. And she's a 
 good little thing enough when you really get 
 to know her." 
 
 jb. 
 
 " I dare lay," Paul Answorod in that dubious 
 tone which moans, " I don't think so, but I 
 wouldn't be rude enough to contradict you." 
 
 What Nea said next he didn't catch, for his 
 ear was that momeiit distrnctod by a side con- 
 versation carried on at Home little distance, 
 between Armltage and old Mrs. Newton. 
 'J'hcy were talking low, but, in spite of their 
 low tonos, he overheard more than oncn the 
 vagno murmur of his own name; and that 
 man were surely more than mortal whom tho 
 sound of his own name overheard in his neigh- 
 bours' talk would not draw away oven from a 
 pretty girl's unimportant raiinrrie. He listened 
 without pretending to hoar, and put in "yes," 
 and " no," to Nea's remarks f) tort ci a traiu ra. 
 " Only one family of Gascoynes with a " y " 
 and without a 'g,'" Mrs. Newton was ob.'.crv- 
 ing, " and that's the baronet's. Old Sir Emery 
 GaHcoyno, the last of the lot, was very rich, 
 and lived down in Pembrokeshire— in Little 
 I'ngland beyond Wales, as they call it locally. 
 But this young man can't bo ono of ihoao 
 
 Gascoynes, because " and there her voice 
 
 sank still lower. Paul strained his ears, but 
 could hear no more. " So very odd, wasn't 
 it ? " Nea was saying appealingly. 
 
 " Extremely odd," Paul assented like a man, 
 though to what particular rioposition he was 
 thus boldly committing himself he really 
 hadn't the faintest ider. ; but, as Miss Blair 
 said so, he had very little doubt it must have 
 been positively ludicrous. 
 
 " I stopped there once, at Gascoyne Manor," 
 Armltage was saying once more, when next a 
 scrap of the conversation was wafted towards 
 him : 
 
 " It was in old Sir Emery's time, you know, 
 before the present man came into possession. 
 The present man's not a baronet, I fancy ; ah, 
 no, exactly so ; that's just as I thought ; but 
 he's very rich, and will be lord-lieutenant of 
 tho county some day, I'm told. A splendid 
 place, and awfully well kept up. No sort of 
 connection, you may be pretty sure, with 
 young Thistleton's tutor." 
 
 Paul's ears were tingling hot by this time, 
 and it was with diiliculty that he so far roused 
 himself as to understand, when Nea said, 
 " Shall we start at once, then ? " that she had 
 just been proposing a climb to the castle ruins, 
 and that he had unconsciously promised to 
 accompany her on her scramble. 
 
 "Certainly," he said, coming back with a 
 start ; and they rose at once, Madame Ceriolo 
 rising too to fulfil to the letter her appropriate 
 functions as contracted and paid for. 
 
 " Come," she said, " Mr. Thistleton," with 
 her most girlish smile — and she looked seven- 
 teen when she meant to captivate — "come 
 and give me a hand over these dreadful rocks. 
 Mon Dieu t quels rochera I I shall stumble 
 and fall I know, if I haven't one of the lords 
 of creation to lean upon." 
 
 As they passed through the dark and vaulted 
 alleys of the quaint old town — mere filthy 
 
THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 tnolo-trooki, built round on oithor lide, and 
 itronKthonod with vaults thrown ncronH from 
 houie to houie for greater itability in times of 
 earthquakes — Noa glanced up quioklv at the 
 gloomy old roofi, and exclaimed with a gay 
 ease : 
 
 " Oh, isn't it pioturesquc I I should jUHt love 
 to sketch it." 
 
 " Very picturesque," Paul answered, looking 
 down at the noiHome small gutters under foot, 
 where barefooted children Hcramblod and 
 crawled among the accumulated dirt of five- 
 and-twcnty centuries, " but very terrible, too, 
 when you come to think that men and women 
 live all their life in it." 
 
 " Oh, they're accustomed to it," Nca replied, 
 lightly, with the easy-going optimism of youth 
 and of the comfortable classes. " They've 
 never known anything better, I suppose, and 
 they don't feel the want of it." 
 
 " Miss Blair," Paul said, turning round and 
 facing her sudidenly and quite unexpectedly, 
 "that sentiment's unworthy of you. You're 
 only saying, of course, what v^verybody else 
 Bays ; but wo expect something better from you 
 than from everybody. Look at (ho misery and 
 dirt in which these people liv^i, and if con- 
 tentedly, then so much the more terrible. 
 Discontent is the only spur to improvement. 
 If they're satisfied to live as they do, then 
 they're so much the less human, and so much 
 the more like the beasts that perish. Look 
 how here, on this breezy, open hill-top, among 
 these glorious rooks, their houses are built 
 N7ithout sun or air, turned only to the filthy, 
 festering street, and away from tho light and 
 the sea and the mountains. They don't care 
 for the view, you say. Their views about 
 views are, no dsubt, rudimentary. But isn't it 
 just that that's the saddest thing of all — that 
 where they might enjoy so much fresh aur, and 
 sunshine, and health, and beauty, they're con- 
 tent with such gloom, and dirt, and misery, 
 and squalor ? You talk like that because you 
 hardly think any class but your own is wholly 
 human. I know better. I know that, up and 
 down, high and low, gentle or simple, all tho 
 world over, there's a deal of human nature in 
 men and women. And it seems to me a ter- 
 ribly painful thing that they should live like 
 this— so painful as to spoil, to my mind, the 
 very sense of pioturesqueness in all this pic- 
 turesque durt and wretchedness ! " 
 
 He turned round upon her so sharply, and 
 his words flowed so quick, in such a spon- 
 taneous outburst of natural eloquence, that 
 Hea Blair was fairly taken by surprise. 
 
 " You're right, I know," she answered, in a 
 very low voice. " I spoke unthinkingly. I was 
 only saying, as you say, what everyone else 
 says. In future, Mr. Oasooyne, I shall re- 
 member to think of it and speak of it more 
 seriously." 
 
 Paul blushed in return. He felt he had 
 allowed his natural indignation to carry him 
 away too hastily and unreser\'edly. 
 
 Two hours later, as ho came back slone from 
 tho " Ilfttel doH Uivos d'Or," whither he hiAl 
 gone to see hiit hostess home, he reflected, with 
 some pangs of remorse to himself, that he had, 
 perhaps, done wrong in paying so much atten- 
 tion to Miss Blair and lo comparatively little 
 to thn American heiress. Gold, gold I he 
 should have gone for gold t It was wrong of 
 him, no doubt— extremely wrong, with those 
 heavy clainiH upon him. But then, how very 
 nice Miss Blair was, and how thoroughly ho 
 detested this hateful worship of the golden calf 
 and the golden image I If only his lot had 
 been framed otherwise I Marry for money — 
 the hateful idea I IIow much a man muEt 
 sacrifice to the sonso of duty I 
 
 On tho table of tho salon he found a letter 
 awaiting him, with the Hillborough postmark. 
 The handwriting on the envelope was boldly 
 commercial. He tore it open. It was brief 
 and succinct. And this was what he read 
 in it : 
 
 " My dear Paul, 
 
 " I ought to have written to you before 
 you left Oxford, to say that now as you are going 
 abroad it would be a great pity — in case you 
 
 S;et thrown into good society — to spoil tho ship 
 or a ha'porth of tar, as the common saying is. 
 The time is now coming when we may begin 
 to expect to pull off our ro»^;, as the sporting 
 gentlemen call it. Don't go singing small, as 
 you're too much inclined to do. Let them 
 know who you are, and take your proper posi- 
 tion. At the same time, don't spend too much, 
 and don't get dragged into unnecessary ex- 
 penses. But keep up your dignity. For this 
 Eurpose I enclose a ten-pound note, for which 
 indly sign note-of-hand herewith, as usual. 
 The noblfa bart. and his lady are well and 
 hearty, and send their respects. 
 " Your obedient servant, 
 
 " JuDAH p. Solomons." 
 
 Paul laid down ..he letter with a sigh of 
 relief. It was a comfort, at any rate, to know 
 he had not done wrong in paying five francs 
 for the beast which, as luck would have it, ho 
 had never ridden. He entered it without one 
 qualm of conscience on his accounts : "Donkey 
 for picnic, 48. M" The item might pass. If 
 Mr. Solomons approved, his mind was easy. 
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 
 OOSSIP. 
 
 " I THTNK, for my part," Nea said decisively, 
 enforcing her remark with a dig of her parasol 
 into the gravel walk, " the scfulywag's much 
 the nicer of the two. But then, you know, I 
 always did like scallywags. They've got so 
 much more humanity and reality about thAn 
 than — than most other people." 
 They were seated once more, tho morning 
 
 
 'h.^ 
 
 ■l-.'^«iEi> 
 
a055IP. 
 
 i 
 
 I 
 
 rftor the picnic, on the Promenade du Midi, 
 very stitT from their ride, and full of mutual 
 notes of last night's ontorlniniucnt. 
 
 Madame Coriolo ttiiiiled lior conventional 
 ■mile, aa iha repliod obliciuoly : 
 
 " And yet the other one— Jc ne me rappello 
 ])lu» ion «om— oh yoB. Mr. Tliistloton : he's 
 very aKrcoablo too, and probably, I should say, 
 an excellent iiarti," 
 
 "Oh, he ain't much," Isabel Boyton answered 
 with Yankee directnoai. " He's a lot too like 
 a piece of putty I'or mo. Of course, he's a fine 
 big boy, and pretty nice to look at ; but tlioro'H 
 nothing in him. I'm down on mind, I am, 
 and the scallywag's got throe times as much 
 of that as Mr. Thistleton." 
 
 " He's clover, I think," Nea assented, with 
 a nod. 
 
 " Oh, you needn't talk, Nea," the American 
 put in with a mock-injured air. " I call it real 
 mean, the way you walked off with my young 
 man that I'd invited on purpose for my own 
 amusement, and loft me to talk half tho day 
 to that pappy, sappy, vappy, big Englishman, 
 with no more conversation in his six feet six 
 than a ship's figuroltoad. It was jest down- 
 right ugly of hea, wasn't it, momma ? " 
 
 Mrs. Toyton was a dried-up old lady of the 
 mummified American order — there are two 
 classes of American old ladies : the plentiful 
 and the very skimpy — wL" seldom contributed 
 much to the interchange of thought, save when 
 her daughter called upon her to confirm 
 her own opinion; and she murmured now 
 dutifully : 
 
 •' If you asked him for yourself, Izzy, you'd 
 a right to his aUontions; but, perhaps, he 
 most thrust bimjolf upon Miss Blair." 
 
 "He was very kind and attentive to us all," 
 Nea answered. "In fact, he did more than 
 anybody else to make everything go off 
 smoothly." 
 
 " I can't find out who the dickons he is. 
 though," Armitage broke in with a sigh. Ho 
 was an old habittid of the Biviera, and had 
 imbibed all the true Bivieran love for scandal- 
 mongering and inquisitiveness. " He beats 
 me quite. I never was so utterly nonplussed 
 in all my life. I've tried my hardest to draw 
 him out, but I can get nothing out of him. He 
 shifts, and evades, and prevaricates, and holds 
 his tongue. He won't be pumped, however 
 skilfully you work the handle." 
 
 And Armitage fiung himself back in a 
 despairing attitude. 
 
 Nea smiled. 
 
 "That's not unnatural," she remarked in 
 parenthesis. 
 
 "The worst of it is, though, the other 
 fellow's just as reticent as he is," Armitage 
 went on, unheeding her. " Not about himself, 
 I don't mean — that's all plain sailing : Thistle- 
 ton pire'a a master cutler at Sheffield, who 
 manufactures razors by appointment to Her 
 Majesty (odd implements for Her Majesty t) and 
 is as rich as they make them — but about this 
 
 man Oasooyno, whom you call 'the scally- 
 wag ' " 
 
 "Oh, say I " Isabel Boyton interposed 
 fniiikly, " if that ain't real good now I It was 
 you yourself that taught us tho word — wo 
 Innocent lambs had never even hoard of it— 
 and now you want to go and father it 
 upon us 1 " 
 
 " Well, anyhow, Gaspoyne seems to have put 
 Tliistleton up to it to keep all dork, for when I 
 tried to pump hun about his tutor he shutd his 
 big nioutt:, and looks shoepislily foolish, and 
 can't be got to say a single word about liim." 
 
 " What was that Mrs. Newton was saying to 
 you yesterday about there being a Hit Sonio- 
 uody Gascoyne somowiiere down in South 
 Wales '? " Madame Coriolo asked with languid 
 interest. 
 
 I'ur a foreigner, born and bred abroad, 
 Madame Ceriolo's acquaintanoo with English 
 life and iOngUsh topography was certainly 
 something quite surprising. But then, you 
 see, her dear mamma, as she was careful 
 always to explain to strangers, was English 
 born — the daughter of a dean and niece of a 
 viscount. Very well connected person on 
 every side, little Madame Ceriolo 1 And a 
 dean is such a capital card to play in Society. 
 
 " Oh, there was a Sir Emery Gascoyne at 
 Gascoyne Manor, down near Haverfordwest," 
 Armitage explained glibly; "a very rich old 
 gentlemen of sensitive tastes and peculiar 
 opinions. I stopped there once when I was an 
 undergraduate. Hplendid old place — Eliza- 
 bethan house — delightful park — square miles 
 of pheasants; but ill-temnered, very. If this 
 young fellow's related to him — his next-of-kin, 
 heir-at-law, executor, assign, and so forth — 
 now's your chance. Miss Boyton, to pick up 
 that English title I heard you say yesterday 
 you'd sot your susceptible American hear upon." 
 
 The golden - haired Fennsylvanian smiled 
 resignedly. "It can never — never — never be 
 Lady Isabel," she observed with pathos. " And 
 yet I feel somehow like running a coronet." 
 
 " I don't think Mr. Gascoyne can be in any 
 way connected with these Pembrokeshire 
 people," Nea Blair put in, without the slightest 
 intention of contributing at all to the general 
 gossip. " He told me his family lived in Surrey 
 — and," she added, after a moment's faint hesi- 
 tation, " he implied they were by no means 
 either rich or distinguished." 
 
 " In Surrey ? Where — where ? " urged a 
 general chorus, in which Armitage's voice and 
 Madame Ceriolo's were by far the most con- 
 spicuous. 
 
 "I don't know whether I ought to say," 
 Nea answered simply. " I dragged it out of 
 him rather, and he told me in confidence." 
 
 "Oh, if its got to telling you things in con- 
 fidence already," Armitage retorted with a 
 meaning smile, '* I wouldn't for worlds dream 
 of enquiring any further into the matter. 
 Eh, Madame Ceriolo« What do you think 
 about it?" 
 
32 
 
 THE SCAhLYWAQ. 
 
 
 Thus goaded .c a reply, Nea answered at 
 once, with a very red face. " It wasn't so very 
 much in confidence as all that comes to. He 
 lives at Hillborough." 
 
 " Hillborough," Armitage repeated with a 
 very abstruse air. " Then that'll exactly do. A 
 friend of mine's a vicar near Hillborough— the 
 very next parish, in fact, a place called Uipsley, 
 and I'll write and ask him this very day all 
 about the mysterious stranger. For when a 
 man possesses a social mystery, its a sort of 
 duty one owes to Society to turn him inside 
 cut and unravel him entirely. Fellows have 
 no right to set us double acrostics in their 
 own persons, and then omit to supply the 
 solution." 
 
 " Ilere they come," Madame Ceriolo cried. 
 " The two Oxonians I You'll have an oppor- 
 tunity now to try your hand again at him." 
 
 Annitage's eye glanced like a setter's on the 
 trail of the quarry. 
 
 " I'll have one more try, at acy rate," he 
 said, with an air of virtuous resolution ; " his 
 birth shall no longer be ' wropped in mystery,' 
 like Jeames de la Pluche's. He shall tell us 
 oil. He shall be forced against his will to con- 
 ^flss his secret." 
 
 The blonde young man approached them 
 carelessly. 
 
 " Morning, Armitage," he said, with an easy 
 nod. Then he lifted his hat, " Good-morning, 
 Madame Ceriolo. Miss Boyton, I hope your 
 momma's not overtired this morning." 
 
 " We're all too stiff to do anything on earth 
 but sit still and scandalise," the pretty 
 Au:erican answerad, with pert fluency. " Wo 
 v/ere scandalising you two when you hove In 
 sight round the next block. I guess you must 
 have felt your ears tingle." 
 
 Paul felt his tingling at that precise moment. 
 
 " What were you saying about us ? " he 
 inquired, eagerly. 
 
 Miss Boyton made a graceftitelmd lady -like, 
 though faint, variat:on on a common gesture 
 of street-boy derision. 
 
 " Wouldn't you jest like to know ? " she 
 responded, saucily. " You can't tell what 
 things we've all been hearing about you." 
 
 " You can hardly have heard much that was 
 true," Paul retorted, with some annoyance. 
 " Nobody here at Mentone knows anything of 
 m\, family." 
 
 " What, have you no friends here ? " Madame 
 Ceriolo inquired, estonished. "How very odd! 
 I thought everybody knocked up against some- 
 body they knew in Mentone. The world's so 
 absurdly small nowadays." And she sighed 
 feelingly. 
 
 Paul nesitated. 
 
 " Only one lady," he answered, after a brief 
 pause. " A friend of my mother's. And I'm 
 sure you haven't any of you met her, or else 
 she'd have told me so." 
 
 " Are you all of yuu game for a brisk walk 
 to Cap Martin?" Thibtleton put in abruptly, 
 with a jetk of his thumb in the direotiou 
 
 indicated. " We must do apmething to work 
 off the effects of that infernal jolting." 
 
 "Bar the swear-word, I quite coincide," 
 Isabel Boyton answered. 
 
 " The rest of us are too tired, I think," 
 Madame Ceriolo yawned, gazing around her 
 affectedly, and darting a very meaning glance 
 at Armitage. 
 
 "I'll go," that inquuring soul responded 
 promptly, catching on to it, as Miss Boyton 
 afterwards observed, like a detective to the 
 traces of a supposed forger. 
 
 " You won't come, Nea ? " the American 
 asked, as she rose to go. 
 
 "I don't think I can," Nea answered 
 hurriedly, looking down at her feet ; " I don'f 
 feel up to it." As a matter of fact, nothing ou 
 earth would have pleased her better ; but she 
 didn't like to walk with Paul after Armitage's 
 insinuations that he had been quick in taking 
 her into his youthful confidence. 
 
 " Well, let's start at once, then," the blonde 
 young man remarked, cheerfully; he was 
 always as cheerful as heelth and wealth and 
 good humour can make one. " We've got no 
 time to lose, I expect, if we mean to walk out 
 to the point and back before limch-time." 
 
 As they turned to set out, a woman passed 
 them very unobtrusively ; a Frenchwoman, as 
 it seemed, neatly, but by no means fashionably 
 dressed, and carrying in her hand a small 
 market basket. She looked at Paul very hard 
 as she went by, but had evidently not the least 
 intention of recognising him. The young 
 man, however, gazed at her for a moment in 
 obvious doubt ; then something within him 
 seemed to get the better of him. He raisnd 
 his hat, and said, " Bon jour. Mademoiselle," 
 with marked politeness. 
 
 ^^Bon jour, Monsieur Paul," the French- 
 woman answered, with a respectful emile, 
 evidently pleased at his recognition. And 
 they both passed on upon their respective 
 errands. 
 
 But as soon a.^ they were gone, Madame 
 Ceriolo put up her ^ortoiseshell eyeglass — the 
 eyeglass she reserved for her most insolent 
 starss — and regarded the unobtrusive French- 
 woman from a distance with a prolonged 
 Rtrutiny. " Nea," she said, turning round to 
 her charge with the air of one who has made 
 a profound discovery, " did you take it all in, 
 cettc petite comedie-laf How simple I How 
 comical 1 How charmingly idyllic I . He didn't 
 know whether to bow to her or not, in such 
 good company ; but at the last moment he was 
 afraid to out her. FOor little simpleton I How 
 very fresh of him I This is evidently the lady 
 who was his mother's friend, J suppose. She 
 would have saved him the exposure if she 
 could. But he hadn't the tact or the good 
 sense to perceive it." 
 
 " He was quite right to bow," Nea answered, 
 growing hot, " whoever she may be ; and I 
 respect him all the more for it." 
 " But do you know who she is ? " Madamo* 
 
 I do< 
 
 j 1 
 
 
THE COMMON PUMP IN ACTION. 
 
 23 
 
 (ling to work 
 
 ng." 
 
 e coincide," 
 
 d, I think," 
 
 around her 
 
 uiing glance 
 
 il responded 
 Hiss IJoyton 
 3tive to the 
 
 e American 
 
 answered 
 t; "I don'< 
 , nothing ou 
 er ; but sho 
 ' Armitage's 
 ck in taiung 
 
 the blonde 
 y; he was 
 wealth and 
 e've got no 
 to walk out 
 time." 
 inian passed 
 hwoman, as 
 fashionably 
 nd a small 
 il very hard 
 lot the least 
 The young 
 moment in 
 withm him 
 He raisnd 
 lemoiselle," 
 
 he French- 
 Jtful smile, 
 tion. And 
 ' respective 
 
 e, Madame 
 eglass— the 
 )st insolent 
 vo French - 
 
 prolonged 
 ig round to 
 > has made 
 ke it all in, 
 pie I How 
 
 He didn't 
 ot, in such 
 lont he was 
 ton I How 
 Jy the lady 
 pose. She 
 ure if she 
 ' the good 
 
 k answered, 
 be; and I 
 
 " Madcmo 
 
 persisted, all overflowing with suppressed 
 amusement. 
 
 "No, I don't," Nea answered; "and it 
 doesn't much matter." 
 
 Madame braced herself up, like a British 
 matron compelled to announce a most shock- 
 ing truth. " She's a lady's-maid with a family 
 at the ' lies Britanniques,' " she answ^ed, 
 shortly. 
 
 There was a brief pause after the explosion, 
 in the course of which Nea and Isabel Boyton's 
 mamma each digested by degrees this startling 
 item of information. Then Nea murmured 
 aloud once more : 
 
 " I always did and always shall like scally- 
 wags. I'm glad Mr. Gascoyne wasn't ashamed 
 to acknowledge " 
 
 CHAPTER VI. 
 
 THE COMMON PUMP IN ACTION. 
 
 The square party of pedestrians turned away 
 along the sea front, and then, taking the main 
 road towards Nice, struck off for the basking, 
 olive-coloured promontory of Gap Martin. 
 Thistleton led the way with the Pennsylvanian 
 heiress ; Paul and Armitage followed more 
 slowly at a little distance. Isabel Boyton bad 
 arranged this order of malice prepense; for 
 she was a mischievous girl, like most of her 
 countrywomen, and, though not inquisitive 
 enough herself to assist in the process of pump- 
 ing Paul, she was by no means averse to see 
 that application of social hydraulics put into 
 practice for the general benefit by t^ third 
 person, 
 
 '* Queer sort of body, that little Madame 
 Ceriolo," Armitage began as soon as they were 
 well out of earshot. He was one of that \wge 
 class of people who can seldom t^lk about any- 
 thing on earth except some other hmnan being. 
 Personalities largely outweigh generalities in 
 their conversation. With all the world to 
 choose from, with sun, moon, and stars, and 
 heavenly bodies, sea and land and air and 
 ether, stone and soil and plant and animal, 
 history and science and arts and letters, to fonp 
 the text of a possible talk, they cap find nothing 
 to discuss except some petty detail in the trivifki 
 life of sume other fellow-creature. That Mr^. 
 Jones has quarrelled with Mrs. Browii, or that 
 Smith has been blaokhalled at the Cheyne Bow 
 Club, sterns to them a far more important and 
 interesting fact than an eruption of Vesuvius 
 or a caUclysm at St. Petersburg. 
 
 " She seepis good natored," Paul answered, 
 without profoundly gauging the depths of the 
 subject. It was the most charitable thmg he 
 could find in his heart to say about her. 
 
 " Ob, good natured enough, no doubt ! " 
 Armitage went on, confidentially ; " but what a 
 curious persop for a man of the world to think 
 of entrusting the care of his daughter to." 
 
 " Perhaps Mr. Blair's not a man of the 
 world," the younger speaker replied, witb rare 
 
 sai, u)ity for his age. " Gouqtry parsons are 
 often very siiuple-minded peoplp." 
 
 " He must be precious simple-minded if he 
 took the Ceriolo for anything but wiiat she is," 
 Armitage contiiued, sneering. "A brazen- 
 faced specimen of the cosmopolitan adven- 
 turess, if ever there was ofie. But how clever, 
 too — how impiepsely clever ! Ton my soul, I 
 admire her ingenuity. Having accepted 4 
 situation aa guardian of thp morals of an 
 English young lady, she rises to the full height 
 of her post with astonishing success and aston- 
 ishing dignity. Her simulation of virtue's 
 something quite sublune in its own way. Why, 
 you'd hardly believe it; I ({.ttempted to fiirt 
 with her in the mildest possible manner — I, 
 who am the^discreetest and least compromising 
 of mankind,' a mountain of prudence— and tho 
 British indignation and icy coldness with which 
 she repelled my gentle adyances was truly 
 edifying. Np Belgravian mamma that ever 
 lived could have done it more beautifully." 
 
 " Perhaps she didn't care for you," Paul 
 suggested dryly. " Even a bom fiirt doesn't 
 want to fiirt with everybody indiscriiuuiately." 
 
 " Perhaps that may be it," Armitage echoed, 
 somewhat crestfallen. He was over thirty, 
 and be took it ill that a young fellow barely of 
 age as yet should thus calmly snub his pre- 
 tensions to the role of lady-kiUer. " But, at 
 any rate, her respectability is beyond reproach. 
 Being cast for her part by pur^ force of curcum- 
 stances, she accepts the situation t^i. plays it 
 to perfection." 
 
 "She's quite right to respect Miss Blair's 
 youth and innocence," Paul answered quietly. 
 " As far as that goe^ I think all the better of 
 her for it. Even if she is an adventuress, as 
 you say, she's bound, as things stand, to do 
 the very best she can for her present em- 
 ployer." 
 
 " Oh, of course, of course ! You speak like 
 a book, a nice little Suqday-school bop^, with 
 a picture on the cover. But from the othoi^ 
 point of view, you know, the thing's so 
 ludicrous. Her careful assumption of the 
 highest piorality's so tr^sparently absufd. 
 Whenever she delivers herself of one of her 
 little copybook platitudes, I always feel in- 
 clined to put my tongue in my cl^eek and 
 wink gently. There's no doubj) about it, 
 though, she's devilish clever. She can talk 
 every blessed European language with e^ual 
 eas'). She seems* lUte tlie famous pnma 
 donna in the stpry, to hf^ve swindlp(l in eveiry 
 civilized country of the world — and also in 
 Germany." 
 
 Paul smiled. 
 
 "Her French is certainly admirable," he 
 said. " Ifer accent's so good. She speaks 
 like a Parisian." 
 
 Armitage darted a hasty glance at him side- 
 ways. So that fellow pretended to be a judge 
 on French accent, did he ? That was certainly 
 remarkable. A scallywag on accent ! 
 
 " ^u( ber EnMish, too," he pors|stcd oncp 
 
V/ 
 
 . V ••=■;■ 
 
 fc4 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 more; "what's still oddot is her English. 
 She rolls her r'« a little, to be sure, and she 
 slurB her th'a ; thct's only natural ; but what 
 admirable fluency and what perfect com m and 
 she has of even our slang and our stock quota- 
 tions I She can pun and jest and bandy chaff 
 in English, French, Italian, and German. 
 She can bully a cabman or browbeat a land- 
 lord in ten languages. If her name's really 
 Ceriolo, which Heaven only knows, the way 
 she's leeumt English alone is something to my 
 mind truly miraculous." 
 
 " Her mother was English, she says," Paul 
 BUgg'.i lied in his simplicity. " A clergyman's 
 daugh ler, she told me— a Dean Something or 
 other." 
 
 The older hand laughed at him to his face. 
 
 "Do you really mean to say," he cried, 
 with an amused air, "you believe all that? 
 Oh, what charming simplicity I Why, you 
 might as well believe in the Countess's coronet 
 and the family legend and the late lamented 
 Count who was killed at the head of his noble 
 troop of Austrian sympp thizers by an infuriated 
 Turk in the war in Servia. No, no, my dear 
 fellow. Don't you see how cleverly all that's 
 been arranged ? Madame has to deal with a 
 respected papa who happens to be an English 
 clergyman. Whatever or whoever the Ceriolo 
 may be, she thoroughly understands our 
 English Philistinism and our English pre- 
 jui'.ices. The respected papa won't entrust his 
 precious budding daughter to anybody who's 
 not a highly respectable married woman and 
 a member of the Church of England as by law 
 established. Very well, then ; we can easily 
 manage that for you ; Madame's mamma was 
 an English lady — Anglican, of course— yes, 
 and clerical too — a Dean's daughter; and 
 Madame herself, though born at the ancestral 
 Schloss in the Austrian Tyrol, was brought up 
 by agreement in her mother's religion. Could 
 anything be simpler, more natural, or more 
 convincing ? And how very well planned I 
 French and German, with the Paris accent 
 and the Viennese culture, and yet all the 
 advantages of an English lady's care and the 
 precise and particular type of Christendom 
 exactly adapted to the needs and requirements 
 of a country clergyman's daughter 1 By 
 George, she's deep — extremely deep I But if 
 it were a Frenchman of clerical sympathiej 
 she had to deal with, I bet you she'd be a 
 Parisian and a fervent Catholic. Not too 
 divote, you knew, nor austerely rigorous, but 
 as Catholic as a dame du monde ought to be." 
 
 Paul shifted a little uncomfortaoly in his 
 pea-jacket. This cynic had clearly devoted all 
 his energies to the study and comprehension of 
 his fellow-creatures, and he read them, it 
 seemed, a trifle too easily. In such a man's 
 hands, who was safe for a moment? Paul 
 was afraid what the fellow might screw and 
 worm out of him. 
 
 " The funniest thing of all," Armitage went 
 on after a short pause, " is that she speaks all 
 
 languages well, but none exactly like a born 
 native. Her English is splendid, but her r'a and 
 th'a are a trifle German. Her French is good, 
 but her ua and her eus are a trifle Eni^lish. Her 
 German's prodigious, but her ch'a and her final 
 g'a are scarcely Hanoverian. And she can't 
 talk in any one of those languages for five 
 minutes at a stretch without helping herself 
 out now and again quite naturally by a word 
 from another." 
 
 " Perhaps," Paul said, " she lived as a child 
 in all three countries" 
 
 "Perhaps so," Armitage repeated; "but 
 there's no evidence. However, I mean in any 
 case to clear up her history. I was writing 
 last night to a friend of mine, a parson, who 
 knows Mr. Blair ; he's the Vicar of Hipsley, 
 near Hillborough in Surrey " — he eyed his 
 man close to see the effect upon him — "and 
 I've asked him to find out all he can about 
 her." 
 
 " Indeed 1 " Paul said, never showing sur- 
 prise by a muscle of his face. " I wonder you 
 care to take so much pains about so unimport- 
 ant a piece of intelligence." 
 
 " Oh, for the girl's sake, don't you know I " 
 Armitage added hastily. " Of course she's 
 hardly a proper person to have charge of a 
 young lady alone on the Continent. Besides, 
 one naturally likes to know what sort of com- 
 pany one's committing one's self to, doesn't 
 one ? " 
 
 " I don't think it much matters, as long as 
 as they're decent people," Paul answered 
 evasively. 
 
 " Ah, but that's just the question at issue," 
 Armitage went on, trying another tack. " My 
 man at Hillborough will hunt it all up. He's 
 a capital hand at tracking people dovm. He 
 ought to have been a detective. By the way, 
 I fancy I heard Miss Blair say you came your- 
 self from somewhere near Hillborough." 
 
 "I come from Hillborough town," Paul 
 answered shortly. 
 
 " Then you know Bimington, of course." 
 
 " No ; I've never met him." 
 
 " Dear me, how odd I He's vicar at Hipsley. 
 And he's so very much ripandu, as the French 
 say. Spread about at every tea-fight and lunch 
 and garden-party for twenty miles everywhere 
 round Hillborough." 
 
 "Yes?" i 
 
 "Yes, really. You muat have seen him. 
 Though perhaps you took him for a layman or 
 a trainer's assistant. A bulldoggy-looking 
 parson — a regular slogger, with a taste for 
 loud tweeds and a most unolerieiJ necktie." 
 
 "Oh, I know him well by sig^t," Paul 
 answered in haste ; " I only meant I'd never 
 spoken to him." 
 
 Armitage altered the venue once more. 
 "I've been down in that part of the world 
 myself," he went on reflectively, " and I don't 
 remember to have met any Gaacoynes there." 
 
 " Most likely not," Paul answered with 
 energy. 
 
 M:i 
 
THE COMMON PUMP IN ACTION, 
 
 25 
 
 ly like a born 
 but her r'a and 
 'rench is good, 
 Eni^lish. Her 
 8 and her final 
 A.nd she can't 
 aages for five 
 telping herself 
 ally by a word 
 
 ived as a child 
 
 peated; "but 
 I mean in any 
 I was writing 
 a parson, who 
 ar of Hipsley, 
 —he eyed his 
 )n him — "and 
 he can about 
 
 ■ showing sur- 
 ' I wonder you 
 ± so unimport- 
 
 fc you know I " 
 f course she's 
 e charge of a 
 lent. Besides, 
 bt sort of com- 
 lelf to, doesn't 
 
 ers, as long as 
 aul answered 
 
 3tlon at issue," 
 
 Br tack. " My 
 
 all up. He's 
 
 le dovm. He 
 
 By the way, 
 ou oame your- 
 wough." 
 
 town," Paul 
 
 of course." 
 
 sar at Hipsley. 
 as the French 
 ight and lunch 
 as everywhere 
 
 ve seen him. 
 r a layman or 
 doggy-looking 
 ti a taste for 
 ed necktie." 
 sight," Paul 
 eant I'd never 
 
 once more. 
 
 of the world 
 
 " and I don't 
 
 soynes there." 
 
 nswered with 
 
 •, 
 
 "You spell your name like the Pembroke- 
 ehire people," his persecutor went on. " It's 
 a very rare Way. Do you happen to be related 
 to them ? '■ 
 
 Thus brought to bay, Paul answered " Tes " 
 with a very great effort, and then relapsed into 
 silence. 
 
 But Armitage was not going to let him off 
 BO cheap. " You don't mean to say so! " he 
 exclaimed with real interest, for the scent was 
 growing very warm now. " Then what rela- 
 tion are you to the present baronet ? " 
 
 There was no escape from it any longer. 
 Paul gasped for breath. " Mr. Armitage," he 
 said, turning suddenly upon huu like a hunted 
 creature at bay, " you've no right to question 
 a stranger like this. My private affairs are 
 my private affairs. I refuse to answer. I 
 decline to say what relation I am to the 
 present Sir Emery." 
 
 He slipped out the words without weighing 
 them well. Armitage leapt upon them with 
 the true joy of the chase. " The present Sir 
 Emery I" he exclaimed with much irony, 
 " why, that's a queer thing to say 1 You 
 must be very ill-informed as to the history 
 of your own family, it seems, Gaseoyne. I 
 should be sorry to pit my information against 
 yours, but I was under the impression, shared, 
 I beheve, by Society at large, that the late Sir 
 Emery was the last of the name, and that the 
 property in Pembrokeshire haid gone to a 
 distant cousin, who's not a baronet at all, Mrs. 
 Newton tells me." 
 
 No man can stand having his veracity im- 
 pugned by such an obvious innuendo of false- 
 hood as that. Paul Gaseoyne drew a deep 
 breath once more and answered warmly, 
 " There you have been misinformed. It's not 
 my business to set you right. You can correct 
 your mistake by looking in a peerage. But if 
 you must know, the present baronet is my 
 father, Sir Emery Gaseoyne, and he lives at 
 Hillborough I " 
 
 Armitage gazed at the flushed young face 
 and angry eyes in blank astonishment. Ap- 
 parently, the fellow believed what he said; 
 but how absurd, how incredible ! This scally- 
 wag the heir of the Gaseoyne baronetcy and the 
 Pembrokeshire estates 1 What blimder could he 
 have made ? What error of identity ? What 
 mistake of fact ? What confusion of persons ? 
 
 However, being a very politic young man. 
 and having now obtained all the information 
 he wanted or was likely to get, he hastened to 
 answer, in his mopt soothing tones, " Dear 
 me I I must have been misinformed. I fancied 
 I'd heard so. A very great family, the 
 Gasooynes of Pembrokeshire. I stopped once 
 down at — at your uncle's plaoe," and he 
 glanced inquiringly at Paul, who fronted him 
 angrily. " What a magnificent house, and so 
 well kept, too, with sucn lovely gardens t " 
 
 " Old Sir Emery was not my uncle," Paul 
 answered curtly. "I never saw him. Bub 
 the subject's one I don't caro to talk about." 
 
 At the top of the hill they changed partners. 
 Armitage, p\l agog with his news, took Isabel 
 Boyton ah^ad quickly. 
 
 " Well, I've found out who he is," he cried, 
 with triumph in his face ; " or, at least, what he 
 calls himself. Now's your chance for that 
 Englisli title, after all. Miss Boyton. He tells 
 me his father's a real live baronet." 
 
 " He's quite nice," Isabel answered, gravely 
 digesting the news, " and I don't know that 
 he mightn't fit the place. I hook on to him, 
 Mr. Armitage." 
 
 The Englishman smiled at her credulous 
 simplicity. A baronet's son. That threadbare 
 scallywag I 
 
 They returned by the inland road in vary- 
 ing moods. Paul, hot with the thought that 
 that horrid secret would now get abroad all over 
 Mentone and make him the laughing-stock of 
 the Promenade du Midi, went home alone to 
 the H6tel Continental. Armitage burst radiant 
 into the Jardin Public, big with his latest item 
 of gossip. 
 
 He found Madame Geriolo equally excited 
 with her own discovery. 
 
 " Just fancy," she said, as he sat down by 
 her side : " figurez-voua, mon ami, you saw that 
 woman Mr. Gaseoyne bowod to the moment 
 he left us ? Well, who in the world do you 
 suppose she is? A lady's-maid — a lady's- 
 maid at the 'lies Britanniques ! ' And he 
 ' raised his hat to her exactly like an equal." 
 k "And who do you think he is himself," 
 Armitage cried, all eagerness. " You'll never 
 guess. It's too absurd. He says his father's 
 a British baronet." 
 
 " Oh, no ! " Nea Blair exclaimed, flushing; 
 hot with a burst of sympathetic shame. " He 
 never said that I He told me quite the con- 
 trary. It can't be possible." 
 
 " He did, honour bright ; I give you my 
 word for it," Armitage answered, exploding. 
 He's the heir to the finest estate in all South 
 Wales, and he's the last descendant of an 
 ancient aud noble family that came over, like 
 the Slys, with Richard Conqueror." 
 
 " I don't believe it," Nea exclaimed stoutly; 
 meaning, not that she disbelieved Paul, but 
 disbelieved the report of his ever having 
 said so. 
 
 " No, more do I, Miss Blair, if you ask my 
 honest opinion," Armitage answered, laughing. 
 " I expect his uncle's the same sort of baronet 
 as the unfortunate nobleman who lately 
 languished so long in Portland Prison." 
 
 "There's a good deal of doubt about 
 baronetcies, I believe," Madame Geriolo 
 mused to herself aloud. " They're not so 
 regularly looked into as peerages. And I'm 
 given to understand there are a great many 
 baronets knocking about loose on the world at 
 present, who have no more claim to be called 
 Sir Somebody So-and-So than I have to be 
 called — well, the Queen of England." 
 
 Very dangerous ground for you, Madame 
 Geriolo. 
 
30 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 CHAPTER VII. 
 
 SIR EMERY AND LADY GASCOYNE AT HOME. 
 
 Sib Emery GAdcoYNB, Baronet, sat ia his own 
 easy-chair in front of his own fireplace at HiU- 
 borough, Surrey. It was evening, and Sir 
 Emery rested after his day's labours. He had 
 been out driving from two in the afternoon, 
 and it was cold winter weather for holding 
 the reins, for Sir Emery always drove himself. 
 He had ample reason. His .fingers were 
 numbed and cramped with driving. He found 
 it diilicult, indeed, to enter in a book a few 
 notes ho Vvas endeavouruig to ni^ke of hib 
 afternoon's engagements. 
 
 "'Ere, Faith, girl," the British baronet 
 called to his daughter in the adjoining room, 
 " I can't 'old the pen. Come along and enter 
 them drives to-day, will you ? I'm most 
 clemmed with cold, it's that keen and bitter 
 up o' Kent's '111 this weather." 
 
 "Just wait a minute, father dear," Faith 
 answered, cheerily, from the kitchen behind. 
 " I'm coming directly. We're hotting up some 
 soup for your supper, here, mother and I. It's 
 lovely soup, darling, and it'll thaw you out just 
 beautifully as soon as you drink it.' 
 
 The voice wt^s a voice like her brother's own 
 — soft an4 sweet, with a delicate intonation 
 that made et^ph syllable clear and distinct as 
 the notes of a bell. Sir Emery listened to it 
 with a fatherly smile, for he loved her well. 
 
 "Ood bless that girll " he said to himself, 
 laying down the pen he could scarcely wield. 
 " It's a comfort to 'ear 'er. She do make a 
 man glad with that pretty small voice of 'ers." 
 
 Sir Emery's room was neither large noi 
 handsomely furnished. It was entered direct 
 from the street by a buff-coL ired door, and it 
 led by a second similar one into the kitchen 
 behind it. The centre of the apartment was 
 occupied by a square table, with flaps at the 
 side, covered with that pecuUar sort of deep 
 brown oil-oloth which is Imown to the initiated 
 as American leather. A sideboard stood againt t 
 the further wall, decorated with a couple cf 
 large spiky shells and a spotted dog in dark 
 red and white china. The spotted dog Faith 
 had attempted more than once surreptitiously 
 to abolish, but Sir Emery always brought it 
 back again to its place in triumph ; it had been 
 his mother's, he said, and he was sort of 
 attached to it. A couple of cane-bottomed 
 - chairs, a small horsehair pouch, and the seat 
 which Sir Emery himself occupied, completed 
 the furniture of the baronet's receptioni 
 room. 
 
 And yet there werfi not wanting, even in 
 that humble home, some signs of feminine 
 taste and aesthetic culture. The spotted dog 
 was an eyesore that Faith could never quite 
 get rid of ; but the cheap porcelain vases, with 
 the red and blue bouquets painted crudely on 
 their sides, and the pink paper fiowers stuck 
 into their yawning mouths, she had sternly) 
 and successfully repressed some months ago. 
 
 In their place, two simple little monochromatio 
 jars of Linthorpe pottery were installed on the 
 mantelpiece, and some sprigs of green and 
 late-Ungering chrysanthemums usurped the 
 former throne of the pink-paper monstrosities. 
 The curtains were plain, but of a pretty cre- 
 tonne ; the covering of Sir Emery's chr.ir itself 
 was neat and cheerful ; and the autimacassar 
 on the couch, worked in simple crewels, had at 
 least the negative merit of unobtrusiveness 
 and harmony. Altogether one could easily see 
 at a glance it was a working man's cottage of 
 the superior sort, kept neat and sweet by 
 loving and tasteful hands, which did all in 
 their power to relieve and diversify its neces- 
 sary monotony. 
 
 For the British baronet was not known as 
 Sir Emery at all to his friends and neighbours, 
 but smiply and solely as Gascoj'ne the Flj'- 
 man. Most of them had heard, indeed, in a 
 vague and general way, that if everybody had 
 his rights, as poor folk ought to have, Martha 
 Gascoyne would have been My Lady, and the 
 flyman himself would have ridden in a carriage 
 through the handsomest park in the county of 
 Pembroke. But as to calling him anything 
 but plain Gascoyne — him, the driver they had 
 known so well from his childhood, when he 
 played in the street with them all as children 
 — why, it would no m^re have occurred to 
 those simple souls than it occurs to any of us 
 to address the ordinary familiar descendaqt of 
 Welsh or Irish princes as " Your Highness " 
 or " Your Majesty." '• 
 
 • Sir Emery knocked the ashes out of his 
 black clay pipe, and waited patiently for the 
 advent of his soup. As soon as it arrived he 
 ate it heartily, at the same time dictating to 
 Fsiith the various items of his day's engage- 
 ments (for at Hillborough long credit busi- 
 nesses were the order of the day) : " Cab from 
 station, Mrs. Morton, one-and-six ; put it two 
 shillin' ; she'll never pay till Christmas twelve- 
 month I To Kent's '111 and back, Cap'en 
 Lloyd, 'orf a suverin' ; no, 'arf a suverin's not 
 a penny too much, missus ; and then to the 
 Bitches, Mrs. Boyd-Galloway ; that lot's worth 
 'arf a crown. Faith. If ever we see the colour 
 of 'er money, 'arf a crown's not a forden too 
 igh for it." 
 
 Faith entered the items dutifully as she was 
 bid, and laid down the ledger with a sigh as 
 soon as they were finished. " I can't bear to 
 think, father," she said, " you havp to go out 
 driving cold nights like these, and at your age, 
 too, when you ought to be sitting home here 
 comfortably by the fire." 
 
 " I can't abear to think it myself neither," 
 Mrs. Gascoyne echoed — for why keep up, now 
 we're in the bosom of the faniily, the useless 
 farce of describing her as My Lady ? It was 
 only in the respected works of Debrett and 
 Burke that she figured under that unfamiliar 
 and noble designation. To all the neighbours 
 in Plowden's Court, she was nothing more than 
 plain Mrs. Gascoyne, who, if everybody bad 
 
 i 
 
 '¥i 
 
»'' 
 
 SIR EMERY AND LADY QASCOYNE A'l HOME. 
 
 27 
 
 aonocbromatio 
 iistalled on ihe 
 of green and 
 usurped tho 
 monstrosities. 
 ! a pretty cre- 
 •y's chr.ir itself 
 ) autimacassar 
 crewels, had at 
 nobtrusiveness 
 ould easily see 
 Ein's cottage of 
 ind sweet by 
 ich did all in 
 rsify its nccos- 
 
 i not known as 
 nd neighbours, 
 oyne the Fly- 
 d, indeed, in a 
 everybody had 
 I have, Martha 
 Lady, and the 
 Bn in a carriage 
 1 the county of 
 him anything 
 Iriver they had 
 lood, when he 
 all as children 
 jQ occurred to 
 rs to any of us 
 r descendant of 
 )ur Highness " 
 
 les out of his 
 itiently for the 
 as it arrived he 
 ae dictating to 
 day's engage- 
 ig credit busi- 
 y): "Cab from 
 lix ; put it two 
 ristmas twelve- 
 back, Cap'en 
 a suverin's not 
 id then to the 
 that lot's worth 
 e see the colour 
 >t a farden too 
 
 ully as she was 
 with a sigh as 
 I can't bear to 
 hav9 to go out 
 tnd at your age, 
 ling home here 
 
 lyself neither," 
 ly keep up, now 
 [ily, the useless 
 Lady ? It was 
 of Debrett and 
 that unfamiliar 
 
 the neighbours 
 thing more than 
 
 everybody had 
 
 their rights, would no doubt have been a real 
 live lady. 
 
 The baronet stirred the fire with meditative 
 poker. 
 
 "It's a wonderful pity," he murmured, 
 
 Shilosophioally, " that nothing couldn't never 
 e done in the way of makin' money out of 
 that there baronite-oy. It's a wonderful pity 
 that after all them years we should ba livin' 
 on 'ere, missus, the same as usual, a-drivin' a 
 cab day an' night for a livelihood, when we're 
 acshally an' in point of law an' fac' baronites 
 of the United Kingdom. It beats me 'ow it 
 is we can't make money out of it." 
 
 " I always think," Mrs. Gascoyne responded, 
 taking out her knitting, " that you don't under- 
 stan' 'ow to do it, Emery." 
 
 " Mother dear I " Faith said low, in a warn- 
 ing voice, for she knew only too well whither 
 this prelude inevitably tended. 
 
 The baronet of the United Kingdom slowly 
 filled his pipe once more, as he finished the 
 soup and poured himself out a glassful of beer 
 from the jug at his elbow. " It can't be done," 
 he answered, confidently. " There ain't no 
 doubt about it that it can't be done. It stands 
 to reason it can't. If it could be done, Mr. 
 Solomons 'ud 'a' done it, you warrant you, 
 long ago." 
 
 " This ain't 'ow you'd ought to be livin' at 
 your age, though, Emery," Mrs. Gascoyne 
 went on, sticking to her point. "If we only 
 knowed 'ow, we'd ought to be making money 
 out of it some'ow." 
 
 " Mr. Solomons is a rare clever man," the 
 baronet replied, puffing vigorously away at the 
 freshly-lighted pipe. " Wot I say is this, 
 missus, if it could 'a been done, Mr. Solomons 
 'uil 'a done it." 
 
 Faith made a bid for a gentle diversion. 
 
 " I met Mr. Solomons this evening," she 
 said, " as I was coming home from school, and 
 ho told me to tell you he'd look in on business 
 to-morrow morning, before you went down to 
 meet the 10.40." 
 
 " You're tired. Faith," her father said, eye- 
 ing her kindly. 
 
 Faith smoothed back the hair from her high 
 white forehead— so like her brother's. 
 
 "Only a little bit, father," she answered, 
 with rather a wearied smile. " It's the infants 
 that are so tiring. They wear one out. They 
 don't mean to be worrie.«i, poor little souls, of 
 course ; but thoy do distract one a bit some- 
 times." 
 
 " I wish you was well quit of them infants," 
 Mrs. Gascoyne remarked, "and could 'and 
 them over to the pupil-teachers. The big girls 
 don't give no trouble at all, in the manner of 
 speaking, by the side of the little ones. It's 
 when you've took the infants, I always take 
 notice, you comes 'ome most worn and tired- 
 like.'^ 
 
 " Oh, it's nothing," Faith answered, taking 
 her mother's hand in hers and smoothing it 
 gently. " It'll be over soon for this term— the 
 
 holidays begin on Wednesday. And when I 
 think of father, driving out in the cold on 
 Kent's Ilill this weather, I'm ashamed ol 
 myself to think I ever complain a word about 
 the infants." 
 
 " They're rarely trying, them infants, I'll 
 be bound," her father continued, philosophically 
 slow. " I mind what it was myself, when you 
 was all little ones, you an' Paul an' the rest, 
 afore we buried 'Ope and Charity, playin' 
 arcund the 'osses feet, an' kickin' up that row 
 that a man couldn't 'ardly 'ear to take a order. 
 Charity was a rai'e one to make a noise, she 
 was ; she was the biggest o' the three, when 
 you was all born ; ' for the greatest o' these,' 
 says the parson, ' is Charity.' And wot it 
 must be to 'ave twenty or thirty of. 'em, all to 
 once, a-cryin' and a-chatterin', why it beats 
 everything." 
 
 " 'Ope and Charity was two blessed little 
 creatures," Mrs. Gascoyne interposed with a 
 tear in her eye. " They never got in nobody's 
 way, I'm sure, Emery. 'Ope 'ud be eighteen 
 year old come May, if she'd 'a lived. An* 
 Charity was always 'ead of the class in 'rith- 
 metic. Miss Taylor, she ssys to me more 'n 
 once, ' Wot a wonderful 'ead that there child 
 o' yours have got, to be sure, Mrs. Gascoyne, 
 for figgers and such like I ' " 
 
 " 'E's a rare clever man, Mr. Solomons," 
 the father repeated, relapsing, after the wont 
 of his kind, into the dominant subject ; " an' 
 if any man could do it, you take my word for 
 it, missus, Mr. Solomons 'ud 'a done it." 
 
 " It seems sort o' throwed away as things 
 stand now," Mrs. Gascoyne went on, in spite 
 of a quick deprecatory glance from her 
 daughter's eyes. " It ain't no good at all, as 
 far as I can see, except for a customer to chaff 
 you about sometimes." 
 
 The baronet blew the smoke slowly through 
 his ringed lips. 
 
 " I might 'a kep' a pubUc, an' made money 
 out of it that way," he said, " but you was 
 always agin a public, mother; an' I don't 
 blame you for it. A public's a poor sort o' 
 way for a man to employ a historical name, as 
 Mr. Solomons put it. 13ut if I 'adn't 'a been 
 married now, afore the title came to us, I 
 might 'a made something of it like that myself, 
 you see, missus — meaning to say, in the way 
 of a hairess." 
 
 Poor Faith saw that the bolt had fallen — 
 that well-known bolt which descended with 
 periodical regularity from the clear sky of hev 
 father's unruffled good humour — and she gave 
 up the attempt any longer to delay the rising 
 tempest. 
 
 " I'm sure, Emery," her mother broke in, 
 with a stifled sob, "you needn't always be 
 a-oastin' that in my teeth— that I stood in 
 your way agin' makin' your fortune. It ain't 
 no fault o' mine, nor my people's, neither, 
 that you was took with me and arst me to 
 marry you. Arnt Emily was always agin my 
 'avin' you. An' there was many as said at 
 
28 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 the time, you know yourself well enough, I'd 
 throwed myself away, and I might 'a done 
 better far to take another one. Why, there 
 was Alfred Dyke, him as owned the mill at 
 Chase's Corner " 
 
 The baronet of the United Kmgdom checked 
 her threatened outburst of early reminiscences 
 kindly. 
 
 " It ain't for myself I'm thinkin', mother," 
 he said, with a nod or two of his chin—" it 
 ain't for myself, not anyways, but for the 
 children. - Wot a thing it 'ud 'a been for Faith 
 and Paul, now, if I'd 'a 'appened to be a 
 bachelor, don't you see, at the time w'en this 
 thing fell in, and 'ad married a hairess, as 
 would 'ave brought 'em up like ladies and 
 gentlemen — ladies an' gentlemen the same as 
 they'd ought to be 1 " 
 
 Faith couldn't forbear a gentle smile. 
 
 "But, father dear," she said, smoothing his 
 hand with hers, "don't you see yourself it 
 wouldn't have been Paul and me at all in that 
 case ? It 'd be somebody else we none of us 
 know or oare anything about, wouldn't it ? " 
 
 " But it do seem a pity," her father went on 
 musingly, " that the value of the baronite-cy, 
 for commercial purposes," he paused awhile, 
 and then repeated once more that high- 
 sounding phrase, " for commercial purposes," 
 rolling it on his palate like one who loved it, 
 " should 'a been clean throwed away, as SA:. 
 Solomons says, all through the faok that I 
 'appened to be married afore I come into it." 
 
 Mrs. Gascoyne's handkerchief went up to 
 her eyes with dramatic rapidity ; and Faith, 
 holding up one finger in warning to her father, 
 stroked her mother's hair with her other hand 
 with filial tenderness. 
 
 " I wish," she said, h<^lf angrily, " Mr. 
 Solomons had never put these ideas into your 
 head, father. I'm sure you'd never have 
 thought of it all for yourself. You'd never 
 have dreamt of making money out of anything 
 on earth so sacred as tliat is." 
 
 "I don't say, Faith," her father went on, 
 eyeing his beer with the light of the paraffin 
 lamp shining through it, I don't say as ever 
 I'd 'a married for money, or made capital like, 
 as Mr. Solomon says, out o' the title, an' that. 
 I don't say as I've the manners or the eddica- 
 tiou to do it. I'm satisfied with your mother, 
 as 'as always bin a true and faithful wife to 
 me, in sickness an' in 'ealth, an' no woman 
 better." 
 
 " If you weren't," Faith interposed, " you'd 
 be the ungratefuUest man in all Hillborough." 
 
 " If I wasn't," her father repeated dutifully, 
 following his cue, "I'd be the ongratefuUest 
 man in all 'iliborough. I know all that, an' 
 I ain't a-denyin' of it. But wot I says is just 
 this : I says to Solomon this very last Sunday, 
 ' Mr. Solomons,' says I, ' if I'd 'a bin a bachelor 
 wen this title fell in, there's many a tidy woman 
 as 'ad her thousand pound or two put away in 
 the bank 'ad 'a bin glad to call 'erself Lady 
 GascoyiM on the strength of it.' " 
 
 "Emery," his wife sobbed, holding her 
 face in her hands, " I call it most onmanly of 
 you. Many's the time I've done a good cry, 
 all along of your talking in that onmanly 
 manner." 
 
 The father of the family turned round to 
 her soothingly. "Mind you, mother," he 
 went on, in a demonstrative voice, " I don't 
 say as I'd ever 'ave wanted 'er for all 'or 
 thousands. I ain't that kind ; I'm not one as 
 sets so much store by the money. Wot I do 
 say is, as a matter o' business, it's a pity the 
 baronite-cy should be throwed away, an' all 
 for nothing." 
 
 "It won't be throwed away," the mother 
 responded, drying her eyes hysterically, " not 
 after our time. Paul 'ave 'ad a good educa- 
 tion, an' Paul '11 marry a woman as is fit for 
 'im." 
 
 " There am't no doubt at all about that," 
 the British baronet answered in a mollified 
 tone. " As Mr. Solomons says, our Paul 'ave 
 a splendid future before him." 
 
 "Oxford 'ave made a gentleman of 'im," 
 Mrs. Gascoyno continued, gloating over the 
 words. 
 
 "It 'ave," the father replied, gazing deep 
 into the fire. " There ain't no doubt of it. 
 We've all got reason to be main grateful to 
 Mr. Solomons for that much." 
 
 " I never feel quite so sure about that, some- 
 how," Faith ventured to say. " I often wonder 
 whether Paul wouldn't have been happier, and 
 whether we wouldn't all have been happier, if 
 Mr. Solomons had never meddled at all in our 
 private business." 
 
 " I do wonder at you, Faith I " her mother 
 exclaimed aghast. "You, to talk like that, 
 when we ought all to be so beholden like to 
 Mr. Solomons ! " 
 
 " Look what 'e've done for Paul ! " the father 
 cried eagerly. " If it wasn't for 'im, Paul 
 might be tendin' the 'osses still, the same as I 
 do." 
 
 "But we've got to pay him for it," Faith 
 answered stoutly. " Sooner or later we've got 
 to pay him. And see what notes of hand he's 
 made you sign for it I " 
 
 "Ay, but Paul '11 settle all that," the father 
 replied with absolute confidence, "and afore 
 long, too, I warrant you, little one I Why, if 
 it hadn't been for Mr. Solomons, we'd never 
 so much as 'a thought o' sendui' 'im to college 
 an' makin' a gentleman of 'im. An' now, Mr. 
 Solomons says, 'e's a'most through with 'is 
 collegin', an' ready to make 'is start in life. 
 If 'e does as Mr, Solomons means 'im to do, 
 'e'll pay it all off, principal an' interest, as 
 easy as winkin'. We've all got reason to be 
 main grateful to Mr. Solomons. 'E's a clever 
 one, 'e is, if ever there was one. An' 'e says 
 it as knows ; says 'e to me, • Gosooyne,* says 
 'e, ' your boy Paul, if 'e ploys 'is cords weU,' 
 says 'e, 'as 'e'd ought to play 'em, 'ave a 
 splendid future,' says 'e, • before 'im.* " 
 " But he won't play them as Mr. Solomons 
 
 ; 
 
PAUL'S ADVI5ER. 
 
 29 
 
 lolding her 
 onmanly of 
 a good cry, 
 
 at onmanly 
 
 ed round to 
 nother," he 
 (6, " I don't 
 for all 'or 
 a not one as 
 Wot I do 
 s a pity the 
 tvay, an' all 
 
 the mother 
 •ically, " not 
 good eduoa- 
 
 as is fit for 
 
 ibout that," 
 
 a mollified 
 
 ur Paul 'ave 
 
 an of 'im," 
 ig over the 
 
 gazing deep 
 
 doubt of it. 
 
 grateful to 
 
 t that, some- 
 >ften wonder 
 happier, and 
 n happier, if 
 at all in our 
 
 her mother 
 k like that, 
 ilden like to 
 
 " the father 
 r 'im, Paul 
 le same as I 
 
 r it," Faith 
 er we've got 
 )f hand he's 
 
 ," the father 
 "and afore 
 e ! Why, if 
 we'd never 
 m to college 
 .n' now, Mr. 
 igh with 'is 
 tart in life. 
 B 'im to do, 
 interest, as 
 eason to be 
 E's a clever 
 An' 'e says 
 ooyne,' says 
 cards well,' 
 em, 'ave a 
 tn.'" 
 r. Solomons 
 
 wants him, I'm sure," Faith answered, un- 
 abashed. " He'll play them his own way. 
 He can't do any other." 
 
 " 'E'U pay it all off," the baronet repeated, 
 ruminating the words with infinite pleasure; 
 " 'e'U pay it all off, when '0 once gets 'is start, 
 principal an' interest, as easy as winkin'." 
 
 The happiness he derived from the mere 
 sound of those opulent expressions, " principal 
 and interest," as he rolled them on his palate, 
 seemed more than to repay him for any little 
 passing discomfort the sense of indebtedness 
 to his supposed benefactor might otherwise 
 have cost him. It makes a man feel almost 
 like a capitalist himself when he can talk 
 glibly about principal and interest. 
 
 CHAPTER VIII. 
 Paul's adviser. 
 
 In another room at Hillborough, that self- 
 same evening, two other people were dis- 
 cussing still more eagerly together this 
 identical problem of the market-value of a 
 British baronetcy. 
 
 The house in which they cussed it had 
 a dingy, stingy, glooming-loo.wiig front, com- 
 manding a full view of the market and the 
 High Street; and on the venerable wire- 
 blinds in the office-window the inquiring way- 
 farer might make out through the dust that 
 clogged them the simple legend, "Judah P. 
 Solomons, Auctioneer and Estate Agent." Not 
 that Mr. Solomons really subsisted upon the 
 nett profits of his auctioneering and his com- 
 mission on rents. Those were but the- 
 ostensible and officially avowed sources of his 
 comfortable revenue. The businer^ that really 
 enriched Mr. Solomons — for Mr. Solomons 
 was undoubtedly rich — was the less respect- 
 able and less openly confessed trade of a general 
 money-lender. Mr. Solomons was, in fact, by 
 profession a capitalist. He made those familiar 
 advances, on note of hand alone, without 
 security, at moderate interest, which have so 
 often roused our ardent admiration for the 
 generous mixture of philanthropic spirit and 
 the love of adventure in the amiable lender 
 when we read the tempting announcement of 
 the proffered boon in the advertisement 
 columns of our pet daily paper. 
 
 Mr. Solomons himself, the philanthropist in 
 question, was a short but portly man of a 
 certain age ; it was clear he had thriven on the 
 results of well - directed benevolence. His 
 figure was rotund and his face fat; he had 
 small, black, beady eyes, rich in life and 
 humour ; and his mouth, though full, was by 
 no means deficient in human kindness. His 
 hair was curly, and displayed, perhaps, a 
 trifling disregard of economy in the matter of 
 bear's grease; but his entire appearance was 
 not wholly unprepossessing ; he looked like a 
 sharp and cunning business man, in whom, 
 nevertheless, the trade of assisting his fellow- 
 
 creatures in distress (for a modest percentage) 
 had not altogether killed out the heart that beat 
 within the ample and well-filled fancy waist- ' 
 coat. "The acute reader may, perliaps, already 
 have jumped to the conclusion that Mr. 
 Solomons was by race a Jew, and in that con- 
 clusion the acute reader would not, as a 
 matter of fact, have been quite unjustified. 
 In creed, however, Mr. Solomons had con- 
 formed so successfully to the Church of Eng- 
 land (mainly, perhaps, for business reasons) 
 that he filled at that moment the onerous 
 post of vicas's churchwarden for the parish of 
 Hillborough. In a country town Judaism is 
 at a discount ; and Mr. Solomons was too good 
 a Jew at heart ever to touch anything at a 
 discount, except of course, for the purpose of 
 " bulling " or " bearing " it. 
 
 The younger gentleman, who sat opposite 
 Mr. Solomons at the first-fioor fireplace aboVe 
 the dingy ofiice, was half an inch taller, and 
 many inches smaller round the waist ; but he 
 otherwise bore a distinct resemblance in 
 figure and feature to his prosperous relative. 
 Only, in Lionel Solomon's face, the cunning 
 and the sharpness of his uncle's eyes and 
 mouth seemed, if anything, to be actually 
 exaggerated, while the redeeming qualities of 
 good-humour and good-fellowship were both, 
 on the contrary, conspicuous by their absence. 
 Lionel was handsome with the Oriental hand- 
 someness of the well-fed young Jew ; and he 
 had brought down from town with him the 
 offensive, underbred, jaunty cosmopolitanism 
 of the shady middle class in that great desert 
 of London which is so peculiarly repulsive to 
 a cultivated understanding. His hair was 
 even curlier and more oleaginous than Mr. 
 Solomons' own ; and he held between his lips 
 a cheap, oad cigar, which he managed with all 
 the consummate easy grace of a gentleman 
 accustomed to ride into the City every morn- 
 ing in the envied seat beside the driver of the 
 of the omnibiis he honoured with his distin- 
 guished patronage. 
 
 Mr. Solomons unrolled a packet of greasy, 
 much folded papers, which he had taken from a 
 pigeon-hole in the safe by his side, and laid 
 them one after another upon his knee, where 
 he regarded them close with evident affection. 
 " Yes, Leo," ho said reassuringly, " they're all 
 right. Every penny of that money's as safe 
 as housea." 
 
 " I'd like to see the collateral, that's all," 
 Mr. Lionel answered, with a jaunty toss of his 
 curled head. " It's a precious lot of money 
 to lend upon personal security, and that a 
 man of straw, or less than straw, if it comes 
 to that. Uncle Judah." 
 
 Mr. Solomons took up the newest of the lot 
 and examined it tenderly. 
 
 " Twelve months after date," he mused to 
 himself, in a softly mur-muring tcue, " for 
 value received — two hundred pconds — renew- 
 able with twenty per cent, interest. Emery 
 Gascoyne — perfectly regular. It's a good in- 
 
30 
 
 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 vestment, TiM—tk good investment." He 
 turned over a second, and looked at tlie en- 
 'donement. "Sir Emery Oascoyne, Bart.," 
 he continued, softly, " accepted as fair as an 
 acceptance can be. Good business, Leo, my 
 boy- very good business." 
 
 " How much did you give him for this two 
 hundred, now? " Mr. Lionel asked, in a some- 
 what contemptuous tone, taking it up carefully. 
 
 The older man seized it once moro with n 
 nervous grasp, like one who foars to let a 
 favourite and fragile object pass for a moment 
 out of his own possession. 
 
 "A hundred and fifty," he answered, refold- 
 ing it and replacing it in due order ; " and 
 than twenty per cent., you see, on the full two 
 hundred, every time it's renewed, aftev the first 
 year,, gives a good interest." 
 
 Lionel looked up with an amused air. 
 
 " Well, all I can say," he put in with a smile, 
 " is — that ain't the way we do busLiess in the 
 City." 
 
 " Perhaps not," his uncle answered, with a 
 faint air of vexation. It was evident that this 
 was his pet venture, and that certain vague 
 doubts as to its perfect soundness in his cwn 
 mind made him all the more impatient of out- 
 side criticism. " But, Leo, you don't know 
 everything in London. One of the great points 
 in a country business is just that — to be able 
 to tell who you can trust, and who you can't, 
 on their own sense of honesty." 
 
 Mr. Lionel sneered. 
 
 " I trust nobody myself," he responded, 
 vigorously, puffing at his cigar with a violent 
 
 Euff, to enforce the full depth and breadth of 
 is sentiment. 
 
 "Then that's bad business," Mr. Solomons 
 answered, with one fat forefinger raised didac- 
 tically. " Take my word for it, my boy, that's 
 bad business. I wouldn't be half what I am 
 now, and you'd be helping me in the old shop 
 in the Borough, if I'd trusted nobody. But I 
 knew who to trust, and that's what's made me. 
 Bind 'em down on paper as fast as you can, 
 of course : I'm not one to omit having every- 
 thing legal, and fixed, and regular ; but all the 
 papers and stamps and parchments in the 
 world won't do you any good if you've got 
 hold of a rogue. No, never a stamp of them. 
 A rogue can't he made to pay if he don't want. 
 A rogue '11 go through the court to spite you. 
 A rogue '11 take things before his honour the 
 county court judge, and explain everything; 
 and his honour '11 give judr,ment for reduced 
 interest. It ain't the paf it and the stamps 
 and the signatures that does it ; it's the man 
 himself you've got to trust to. You once get 
 hold of an honest man, and if he works his 
 fingers to the bone, and hiu knees to the 
 stumps, he'll pay you somehow — principal and 
 interest ; he'll pay you somehow. And Sir 
 Emery Gasooyne, Bart., he's an honest man, 
 and so's Paul. He may be only a cab and 
 fly proprietor," Mr. Solomons went on, giving 
 his debtor the full benefit of his whole legal 
 
 designation ; " but Sir Emery Gasooyne, Bart., 
 cab itnd fly proprietor, of Plowden's Court, 
 Uillborougli, is as honest a man as ever 
 stepped, and Paul, his son, is one that takes 
 after him." 
 
 " It was that title of ' Bart.;' in my opinion, 
 that led you astray in the first instance," his 
 nephew went on, with a touch of scorn in his 
 voice; "and having once begim, yon di(hi't 
 like to confess your mistake, and you've kept 
 to it ever since, getting deeper and deeper 
 in it." 
 
 Mr. Solomons shufiled uneasily in his chair. 
 The young man had touched him on a tender 
 point. 
 
 " I don't deny, Leo," he answered with 
 apologetic softness, " that the title of ' Bart.' 
 had a great deal to do with it. A man who':4 
 born a Jew can't get over that ; and I'm proud 
 to think, if I've changed my religion, I've 
 never attempted to shake ofi my ancestors. 
 It came about like this, you see. It was six 
 years ago or more — let me see, I have it here 
 — yes, seven years ago on the fourth of Feb- 
 ruary — number one falls due on the fourth 
 every year ; it was seven years ago Gascoyne 
 came to me, and he says, ' Mr. Solomsns, I 
 want your advice, knowing you to be a better 
 man of business than any lawyer in the town ' 
 — for Gascoyne knows Barr and Wilkie are 
 fools — ' and I've just come into a baronetcy,' 
 says he. Well, when I heard that, I lifted my 
 hat, having always a strong respect for rank 
 and title and everything of that sort — I 
 wouldn't be one of the seed of Abraham if I 
 hadn't— and I said to him, ' Sir Emery, I'm 
 very glad to hear it ; and if there's anything I 
 can do for you in the way of a little temporary 
 accommodation' — thinking, of course, thero 
 was money coming with it, as a man would 
 naturally expect with a baronetcy — ' I'll be 
 happy to arrange it on the most moderate 
 terms for you.' For when a man in his posi- 
 tion comes into a title and a big estate, 
 he's likely to want a little temporary accom- 
 modation at first, just to make a good 
 show when he goes to claim his own of the 
 executors." * 
 
 " To be sure," his nephew assented blandly. 
 
 "Well, you see," Mr. Solomons went on, 
 still in a very self- exculpatory tone, " it soon 
 turned out that there wasn't any money— that 
 the money'd all gone to the other branch of 
 the family. But having made Sir Emery a 
 preliminary advance, ana having been the very 
 first m<»n in the world to call him 'Sir 
 Emery ' " — Mr. Solomons loved to repeat that 
 title in private life whenever ne could ; it was 
 so dear to his soul to be thus brought into 
 contact wdth a real live baronet — " I thought 
 to myself, 'Well, having once begun, I'll see 
 the thing throng' to the bitter end now, what- 
 ever it costs me.' And I look at it accordingly, 
 Le3, as a long investment." 
 
 " A very long investment indeed ! " Mr. 
 Lionel answered, with an ugly smile. " You'll 
 
 good 
 
 pay 
 
 for it 
 of," 
 no, 
 of." 
 
 '■: 
 
 
 
PAUL'S ADVISER. 
 
 3« 
 
 laooj^ie, Bart., 
 wden'B Court, 
 nan as ever 
 ne that takes 
 
 1 my opinion, 
 
 instance," his 
 
 f scorn in his 
 
 , yon didn't 
 
 yon've kept 
 
 and deeper 
 
 in his chair. 
 Q on a tender 
 
 iswered with 
 tie of 'liart.' 
 A. man who's 
 nd I'm proud 
 •eligion, I've 
 ly ancestors. 
 It was six 
 ' have it here 
 urth of Feb- 
 1 the fourth 
 igo Gascoyno 
 SolomDns, I 
 
 be a better 
 in the town ' 
 
 1 Wilkie are 
 I baronetcy,' 
 t, I lifted my 
 eot for rank 
 that sort — I 
 braham if I 
 Emery, I'm 
 
 8 anything I 
 le temporary 
 ourse, thero 
 
 man would 
 cy— 'I'll be 
 ist moderate 
 
 in his posi- 
 
 big estate, 
 rary aocom- 
 ike a good 
 
 own of the 
 
 i 
 
 tod blandly. 
 18 went on, 
 ae, " it soon 
 aoney— that 
 r branch of 
 ir Emery a 
 een the very 
 I him 'Sir 
 ) repeat that 
 >uld ; it was 
 )rought into 
 "I thought 
 gfun, I'll see 
 now, what- 
 accordingly, 
 
 leedl" Mr. 
 e. " You'll 
 
 I 
 
 nS73r soe a penny of your money again, I take 
 it." » 
 
 " I'll see every farthing of it back in full, 
 I'll take my davy I " his uncle retorted, with a 
 rather red face — his heart was suspected. 
 " Gascoyne and his son are honest people — 
 good honest people as ever lived — and tliey'll 
 pay mo all, if they work themselves to death 
 for it. But it wasn't only the money I thought 
 of," he continued, after a short pause. " No, 
 no, Loo. It wasn't only the money I thought 
 of." 
 
 "It's all I think of," his nephew said 
 candidly. 
 
 " Then so much the worse for you, my 
 .lear," Mr. Solomons replied, with equal 
 frankness. "That's a mistake in life. You 
 miss the half of it. What I thought was 
 this. Here's this man — a common flyman — a 
 petty little cab-owner with four horses of his 
 own — no more than four horses, and screws 
 at that ; but a British baronet. If you and I 
 were to work all our lives, Leo, and slave and 
 save, and toil and moil, we'd never rise to be 
 British baronets. But this man's born one, 
 d'you see, or born as good as one ; born what 
 you and I'd give ten thousand pounds to be 
 made this minute. Says I to myself, turning 
 the matter over. What a pity to think there's 
 nothing to be made, for him or for me, out of 
 Qascoyne's baronetcy ! If Gascoyne was 
 younger, says I, and better brought up, he 
 might have made money out of it by marrying 
 an heiress. But he's married already, and the 
 old lady's not likely to die ; or, if she did, he's 
 not marketable now ; he's too old and too 
 simple. Still, there's the boy — there's the boy 
 Paul. He's young and pliable yet ; clay fresh 
 to hand ; yoii can make what you li'tce of him. 
 Well, I don't deny there was a touch of senti- 
 ment in it all ; for I love a title ; but I couldn't 
 bear either to think of a good chance being 
 thrown away — a chance of making money out 
 of it, for him and for me ; for a title has always 
 a value of its own, and it goes against the 
 grain with mo to see a thing that has a value 
 of its own thrown away, as it were, and let go 
 to waste, for want of a little temporary em- 
 ployment." 
 
 " To be sure," his nephew assented, with an 
 acquiescent nod, for there he, too, could sym- 
 pathise most fully. 
 
 " So the idea occurred to me," Mr. Solomons 
 went on, " couldn't I lend those two people 
 enough, oii their own notes of hand — three, 
 six, nine, twelve, renewable annually — to give 
 the young ulan Paul a thorough good school- 
 ing, and send him to Oxford and make a 
 gentleman of huu ? " 
 
 " But the security," the younger man ex- 
 claimed, impatiently — " the security ? the 
 security ? Where's your collateral ? " 
 
 Mr. Solomons shook his head with a very 
 deliberate and sapient shake. " There's 
 securities and securitieR, Leo," ho said, " and 
 you dou't uuderstaad but one particular kind 
 
 of 'em. I'd as soon have Emery Gascovne's 
 paper as any landed gentleman's in all England. 
 Anyhow, I made up my mind to do it, and I 
 did it, Leo ; that's the lon^ and short of it. I 
 made 'em both insure their lives — the Hand- 
 in-Hand, a capital company — and I've paid the 
 premiums ever since myself; here's the 
 receipts, you see, for the last six years, as 
 proper as proper." 
 
 " You've paid the premiums yourself ? " 
 Lionel echoed, with a cunning smile. 
 
 " But I've made 'em sign for 'em, of course," 
 his uncle continued, hastily, " I've made 'em 
 sign for 'em. They've covered it all, and the 
 bonuses go to increase the sum insured, which 
 balances premiums almost. Here's the papers ; 
 here they are," and he fumbled the bundle 
 with eager fingers. 
 
 The nephew regarded them with pitying 
 contempt. " What's the good of all these ? " 
 he cried, turning tliem over sceptically. '* The 
 fellow was a minor when he signed the lot. I 
 daresay he's a minor still, if it comes to that, 
 They ve no legal value," 
 
 " My dear," the uncle went on with a very 
 grave face, "you think a great deal too much 
 about what's legal, and a great deal too little 
 about moral obligation, that keeps alive the 
 money-lending. Yes, he waa a minor, and 
 he's a minor still ; but when he comes of ago, 
 you mark my words, he'll sign again for every 
 penny of the money. Ha's a good boy, Paul, 
 an honest boy, and sooner than let me lose a 
 penny of my advances he'd work as my slave 
 to his dying day — and him that'll live to be a 
 baronet of the United Kingdom. Besides," 
 Mr. Solomons continued more cheerfully, " ho 
 knows I've done a great deal for him. He 
 knows it's me that has made his fortune. I've 
 sent him to school, and sent him to college, 
 and made a gentleman of him. He knows 
 he's got to benave fair and honest by^e, 
 as I've behaved by him. Ho knows he's 
 got to look out for money. As soon as he's 
 married, and married well, he'll pay me back 
 every penny, principal and interest." 
 
 " Suppose he don't marry well ? " the 
 nephew interposed with a provoking smile ; 
 "suppose the heiress don't choose to take 
 him?" 
 
 Mr. Solomons folded the' notes of hand and 
 other documents into a neat little bundle, 
 and tied them up once more with a dirty red 
 tape, preparatory to locking them up in the 
 safe in their accustomed pigeon-hole. 
 
 " Tliere's more heiresses than one in the 
 world," he said with a determined air. " If 
 heiress number one won't rise to the fly, 
 heiress number '^^wo will swallow it, I 
 warrant you. No, no, Leo ; don't you tcdk to 
 me. A baronet's worth his price in the 
 market any day. Young women don't get a 
 ' My Lady ' for nothing, and Paul's been 
 taught exactly what he's worth. He knows 
 it's a duty he owes to me, and he owes to hi-i 
 father ; that jointly and severally they're bound 
 
32 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 (o pay ; and that to marry an heiress is the 
 cheapest and easiest way to pay me." 
 
 " Her njoney'U be all strictly tied up," the 
 nephew exclaimed. " I know their way, these 
 landed people, with their contracts and their 
 settlements." 
 
 " A man of title can always dictate his own 
 terms," the money-lender answerod with more 
 worldly wisdom ; " at least, among the manu- 
 facturers. He can sell himself for as much as 
 he choosoH somewhere and iiang out f< his 
 price till thov chooso to pay it." 
 
 Mr. Lionel gave ti grunt of extreme dissatis- 
 faction. " Well, it's no business of mine, of 
 course," he observed in a distinct bad humour; 
 " but what I say is this : you'd got no right 
 ever to begin upon it ; it ain't legitimate trad- 
 ing ; it's too precious speculative." 
 
 His uncle glanced back at him with a re- 
 proachful look. " There'll be enough for vou 
 without it, Leo," he answered ; " anvway when 
 I'm gone. It's all for you, you know verv 
 well, that I slave and hoaii. And I only wish 
 you were such a young man as Paul is. I take a 
 sort of pride in him, I don't deny. I only wish 
 I'd put you to college the same as him and made 
 a gentleman of you." 
 
 " There ain't much to be made out of going 
 to college," Mr. Lionel replied, picking his 
 teeth with bis penknife ; " at least, if you 
 ain't going into business afterwards as a 
 British baronet." 
 
 "It's all for you, Leo," Mr. Solomons re- 
 peated, rising to put back the papers in their 
 places. "And even if this turns out a bad 
 speculation — which I don't believe — there'll be 
 more than enough for you, anyhow, with- 
 out it." 
 
 CHAPTEE IX. 
 
 TEMPTATION. 
 
 At Mentone the sun continued to shine and 
 the world to bask in the joys of his rays, in 
 spite of the snow on Kent's Hill and the white 
 fogs that enwrapped the county of Surrey. 
 To Paul's great surprise, tod, when once the 
 dreaded secret was out, the burden of bearing 
 it became infinitely lessened. He had shrunk, 
 with all the shyness of a sensitive nature, 
 from letting the loungers on the Promenade 
 du Midi know the real truth about his false 
 position. He thought they would find in it 
 nothing but cause for veiled ridicule. But, as 
 a matter of fact, on that very evening the 
 indefatigable Armitage, pursuing his quest 
 through every villa he knew in town, dis- 
 covered at last in a friend's library a copy of 
 Debrett's invaluable work on the people whom 
 one can really know, don't you know, in 
 England. Turning over the paged with a 
 triumphant hand, to put to rout and confusion 
 this absurd scallywag with his cock-and-bull 
 story about his fine relations, Armitage was 
 fairly dumbfounded to come upon the entry, 
 
 "Gahcoynk, Sir Emery, 14th baronet," 
 followed by half a page of the usual pro- 
 foundly interesting genealogical detail, and 
 ending with the fine abrupt but concise in- 
 formation, " Resilience, I'lowden's Court, Hill- 
 borough, Surrey." 
 
 The Plowden's Court of real life was a 
 narrow entry oiT the main street of the sleepy 
 little country town, but the Plowden's Court 
 which these words naturally conjured up 
 before Armitage's fancy, seen in such a con- 
 nection, was a stately and dignified Eliza- 
 bethan mansion, standing in its own grounds 
 of heaven knows how many statute acres, and 
 surrounded by garden, lawn, and park-lands. 
 
 Armitage rubbed his eyes in blank amaze- 
 ment. Was it possible, then, that the scally- 
 wag had spoken the truth? In spite of all 
 appearances to the contrary, was he really the 
 heir to a baronetcy of Charles II. 's creation, 
 and to the noblest estate in the county of 
 Pembroke ? 
 
 He glanced through the profoundly in- 
 teresting genealogical details with a curious 
 eye. Yes, that was all plain sailing enough. 
 " Succeeded his second cousin, Sir Emery 
 Charles Emeric Qascoyne, 18th baronet, vide 
 infra," Armitage proceeded to vide infra 
 accordingly, and noticed at once that the name 
 of Paul seemed to alternate regularly through- 
 out the list with the name of Emery as the 
 distinctive mark of the Qascoyne baronetcy. 
 So far, clearly, the scallywag's story seemed to 
 hold together much better than he expected. 
 And next as to the estates ? Not a word said 
 about them, to be sure ; but, then, the 
 respected and esteemed Debrett deals only in 
 exalted rank, and has nothing to say on such 
 inferior subjects as filthy lucre. " Residence, 
 Plowden's Court, Hillborough." Fancy tlie 
 scallywag combig, after all, from a baronial 
 mansion in the county of Surrey 1 
 
 Next day the entire little world of Mentone 
 had duly digested the singular news that the 
 unobtrusive Oxford undergraduate, who had 
 come out to the Riviera strictly incog., as a 
 tutor to the blonde young men at the Con- 
 tinental, was really the heir to a baronetcy in 
 disguise, and the scion of a distinguished Pem- 
 brokeshure family. And all the world re- 
 marked at once, with its usual acuteness, 
 that, in spite of his shyness, they had said 
 from the first Paul Gascoyne was a delightful 
 young man and had most charming maimers. 
 
 AU the world, inaeed, has always divined 
 these things beforehand, and is immensely 
 surprised at all the rest of the world's stupidity 
 in not having perceived thraa. 
 
 Three days later, however, at the usual littlo 
 conclave in the Jardin Public— the "School 
 for Scandal " Madame Geriolo christened the j 
 particular corner affected by Armitage and his 
 grotip of intimates — that ardent inquirer came 
 down quite triumphant with a letter in his 
 hand. 
 
 "After all," he said, as he seated himself 
 
TEMPTATION. 
 
 33 
 
 1th baronet," 
 he UBual pro- 
 al detail, and 
 mt concise iii- 
 I's Court, Hill- 
 
 bl life was a 
 t 0/ the sleepy 
 owden's Court 
 conjured up 
 in such a con- 
 gnified Eli/a- 
 8 own grounds 
 liuto acres, and 
 d park-lands. 
 
 blank amaze- 
 hat the Bcally- 
 [n spite of ul 
 ,8 he really the 
 
 II.'b creation, 
 the county of 
 
 >rofoundIy in- 
 vith a curious 
 loiling enough. 
 D, Sir Emery 
 I baronet, vide 
 to vide ivfra 
 that the name 
 ilarly through- 
 Emery as the 
 ^ne baronetcy, 
 tory seemed to 
 Q he expected, 
 ot a word said 
 ut, then, the 
 i deals only in 
 to say on such 
 •' Residence, 
 Fancy tlie 
 om a baronial 
 
 Id of Mentone 
 news that tho 
 late, who had 
 ily incog., as a 
 n at the Con- 
 a baronetcy in 
 nguished Pem- 
 the world re- 
 aal aoutencBS, 
 they had said 
 iras a delightful 
 ling manners, 
 ilwaprs divined 
 is mmiensely 
 orld's stupidity 
 
 the usual little 
 —the "School 
 christened the 
 mitage and his 
 inquirer oame 
 letter in his 
 
 seated himaelf 
 
 Ttdtb Q oomprehensive nod on his favourite 
 bench, " it turns out the scallywag's nobody 
 much. I've just had a line from my friend 
 Bimington at Hipsley, near Uillborouffh, and 
 he saya, though the lad's supposed to be hehr 
 to a baronetcy, his father's a fellow in a very 
 Bmall way of business (reasons of delicacy, he 
 writes, prevent him from particularising 
 further), and not at all in Society, or anything 
 like it, in Surrey. It seems the grandfather of 
 the present baronet was a very bad lot, a 
 scapegrace of low habitB, who conBorted chiefly 
 with grooms or stable-boys, and married a 
 milkmaid or something of the sort ; no doubt 
 after circumstancos which, as Herodotus says, 
 it is not lawful to mention, after which ho was 
 very property cut off by his papa, the baronet 
 of the time, with the traditional shilling. With 
 that modest capital as liis whole start in life, 
 the scallywag's ancestor set up in town ; and 
 there his descendants, living on the change for 
 the shilling, I suppose, went from hsA to 
 worse, till the present man has sunk practi- 
 cally to the level of the working classes. 
 When old Sir Emery, whom I knew in Pem- 
 brokeshire, popped off the hooks, some six or 
 seven years ago, he entirely ignored this 
 debased stock — they'd intermarried, mean- 
 while, with cooks or BCuUerymaids — and left 
 the estates at Qascoyne Manor and elsewhere 
 to a younger branch, who had always kept up 
 their position as gentlemen. So the scally- 
 wag's papa's only a bare courtesy baronet 
 after all ; by birth and education the scallywag 
 himself is— well, just what you'd expect him 
 to be. Bimington says in a postscript," Armi- 
 tage went on, glancing around him with an 
 air of virtuous self-abnegation, " he hopes I 
 won't mention these facts to anyone for young 
 Gascoyne's sake ; bo I'm sure I can count 
 upon all of you not to breathe a word of it, or 
 to let it make the very slightest difference in 
 any way in your treatment of the scallywag." 
 
 Madame Ceriolo, raising a pair of dove-uke 
 eyes, saw her chance to seore a point. " But 
 he really is the heir to a baronetcy in spite of 
 everythmg, you see," she put in languidly. 
 •' That's very satisfactory. When people who 
 are born of noble blood happen to oe poor, or 
 to be placed in any dependent position, other 
 people often cast most unjustifiable doubts 
 upon the truth of what they say about their 
 own families. I sympathise with Mr. Qas- 
 coyne " ; and she glanced down with a mean- 
 ing look at the countess's coronet engraved on 
 the plain silver locket she wore at her bosom. 
 
 "He'll be a Sur, though, any way, won't 
 he ? " Isabel Boyton asked, goin^ straight to 
 the point with true American busmess percep- 
 tion. 
 
 "He'll be a Sur, any way, Miss Boyton," 
 ^rmitage retorted sharply. " And he'll make 
 his wife, when he catches one, into a real My 
 Lady." 
 
 " For my part," Nea Blair put in with quiet 
 firmness. " I don't oare a E.in whether he's 
 
 heir to a baronetcy or whether he's not. I 
 take him for himself. I think he's a very 
 nice, good, sensible young man, and, whoever 
 his parents are, he's a born gentleman." 
 
 " One of nature's gentlemen I " Madame 
 Ceriolo huterjeotod lackadaisically, with a 
 darted glance from her tortoiseshell eyeglasses 
 at Armitage, who, playing with his button, 
 and foellng the sense of the meeting was 
 entirely with the scallywag, rethred gracefully 
 upon a safe commonplace: "After all, it 
 doesn't so much matter what a man's father 
 is, as what he is himself— except, of course, 
 for purposes of probate." 
 
 So, in the end, as it turned out, the world of 
 Mentone agreed to accept Paul Gascoyne with 
 a very good grace as a future baronet, and to 
 invite him freely to the afternoon teas and 
 mild " at homes " which form the staple of its 
 innocent invalldish entertainments. A baronet 
 is a baronet, if it comes to that, be he moro or 
 less, as the lawyers would gracefully put it ; 
 and a baronet's son who has been to Oxford, 
 no matter how poor, has always a possible 
 future open before him. Kay, more, the mere 
 fact of the little mystery as to his origin, and 
 the whispered story about the lady's-maid and 
 the dubious grandmamma, added just a touch 
 of romance to the whole affair, which made up 
 in piquancy for whatever Paul lacked in exte- 
 rior adornment. If there's anything odd about 
 a man's antecedents (and still more about a 
 woman's), it's a mere toss-up whether Society 
 chooses to pet him or damn him. But when 
 once Society has made up its nodnd to accept 
 him, it becomes forthwith a point of honour 
 to stick up for him at all risks, and to see in 
 him nothing but the most ooneummate virtues. 
 The very oddity is held to constitute a distinc- 
 tion. In point of fact, accordingly, Paul Gas- 
 coyne became the fashion of Mentone. And 
 having once attained that proud position, as 
 the smidl tame lion of a provincial show, 
 everybody, of course, discovered in hun at 
 once unsuspeoted mines of learning or talent, 
 and agreed unanimously over five o'clock tea- 
 tables that young Gascoyne was really a most 
 charming and interesting person. 
 
 The consequence was that for the next six 
 weeks Paul saw a good deal of Society at 
 Mentone — more, in fact, than he had ever 
 seen of that commodity anywhere in his life 
 before, and amongst it of Nea Blair and Isabel 
 Boyton. 
 
 Nea he liked and adnured immensely. And 
 with good reason. For it was the very first 
 time he had ever had the opportunity of meet- 
 ing an educated English lady and conversing 
 with her on equal terms about subjects that 
 both could alike discourse of. He was always 
 flattered when Nea talked to him ; the subUe 
 delight of finding one's self able to hold one's 
 own fairljjr with a beautiful and clever woman 
 moved hun strangely. Hitherto he had only 
 seen and adnured suoh beings from afiur. To 
 stand face to face with Nea Blair, and find 
 
S4 
 
 THB ACALLYWAQ. 
 
 that ah* did not diid«in to talk with hiai— nay, 
 that the avldently p-otarred lili Hooiaty to 
 Thiatlaton'a ur Arniitr 'o'l— waa to the ahy 
 young nian (roiu I'lowden'i ('ourt a poaitiva 
 ravelatlon of dulight and ({ladneaa. It ii to ho 
 feurad that he oven nuKlectod Ariitotlo'H I'Uliioi, 
 and hia duty to Mr. Huloiuuna, luure thnn onoa, 
 in hia rcadineaa to go where Nea IJlair might 
 poaaibly meet liini. He paid for it afterward* 
 in (luaiiua ( f oonsoienoe, to be aura ; but aa 
 long as it lasted it waa perfect bliu to bitn. 
 
 Not that he believed or knew ho was falling 
 in love witli Nea. If that explanation of hii 
 mental phonnincna liad ever occurred to hia 
 honest soul, Paul would have felt that thope 
 myiterioua Claims which weighed on him ao 
 heavily made it quite nocessary for him to see 
 aa little aa poaaible of the fair enohantreaa. 
 He knew he waa bound by solemn bond and 
 pact to Mr. Holomons to sell hinisolf finally in 
 the matrimonial market for l\ard cash .to the 
 highest bidder ; and thouKli even then uncom- 
 fortable doubta as to the justice c^r morality 
 of such a prooeading sometiuio* forced thom- 
 aelvaa obtrusively upon Paul's mind, while the 
 day of sale seemed still so far off, he would 
 nevertbeleBs have shrunk from letting himself 
 get entangled in any other bund which niiglit 
 prove adverse in the end to Mr. Solomons' fair 
 chance of repayment, After all, he thought 
 oaauistically to himself, there was always a 
 
 !)08sibility that be might finally happen to fall 
 n love with some nice girl who was also the 
 heiress Mr. Bolomons dreamed about ; and 
 then, and in lliat oaso— but there ho broke 
 down. The nearer he drew to the actuol fact 
 Mid pact of marriage, the more repugntxt did 
 (he whole wild scheme appear to him. 
 
 One sunny afternoon, a week or two later, 
 the whole little coterie of the " Hives d'Or" had 
 toade an excursion together on to the rocky 
 hills that bound either side of tho old mule- 
 path to Castellar. When they reached the 
 ridge where great rounded bosses of ice-worn 
 aandatone form a huge hog's back overlooking 
 the twin-valleyB to right and left, they dispersed 
 by twos and threes, aa men and maidens will 
 do, among the rosemary bushes and the scanty 
 umbrella-pines, or sat down in groups upon 
 the bare, smooth rocks, in full view of the sea 
 and the jagged summit of the gigantic Berceau. 
 
 Paul foimd himself, quite unconsciously, 
 wandering among the low lentisk scrub with 
 Kea Blair, and, seating themselves at last on 
 the edge of the slope, with the lemons gleam- 
 ing yellow in the Carei Valley far below their 
 feet, they discoursed together, as youth and 
 maiden discourse, of heaven and earth, and 
 fate and philosophy, but more particularly of 
 their own two aelvea, with that profound 
 interest which youth and a freo heart (dways 
 lend to that entrancing subject when discussed 
 i d»u», under tho 'spreading shade of a romantic 
 pine tree. 
 
 " And when you've taken your degree, what 
 tbea ? " Mea (uked. with some eagerness, after 
 
 Paul liad duly onli){ht«ned her mind as to the 
 precise period of his Ureats oiamination, and 
 tha chances for and against his obtaining a 
 First in that arduous undertaking. 
 
 " Well, then," Paul answered, with aorao 
 little embarrassni«»t, " after tlmt, I lupposa, I 
 must go in fur a relluwship." 
 
 " But if you get a FellowHhip you won't be 
 able to marry, will yuu ? " Nea inquired, with 
 interest, "ilaven't they got some horribly 
 barbarous rule nt Oxford, that if a Fellow 
 marries he must lose his position ? " 
 
 " No, no ; not now," I'aul answered, smil- 
 ing. " ' C'ctail aulrrfoii ainai, mail nout 
 nvons shangd tout cela,' as Bganarelle says in 
 tlie play. A Fellowship, now, is for a fixed 
 period.'' 
 
 " Well, that's well, anyhow," Nea went on, 
 more easily. " I hope, Mr. Qaicoyne, you'll 
 get your Fellowship." 
 
 "Thank you," Paul replied. "That's very 
 kind of you. But I'm ashamed of having 
 bored you with all this talk about myself — 
 the BUDJect upon which, as somebody once 
 put it, ' all men are fluent and none agree- 
 able.' " 
 
 " The somebody was wrone, then," Nea 
 answered with decision. "Whenever ono 
 meets an interesting individuality one wanta 
 to know as much as possible about it. Don't 
 you think," and she looked up at him with her 
 charming smile, " in our society, nowadays, 
 we never really get to know half enough about 
 one another? " 
 
 " I know nothing about Society," Paul re< 
 plied, frankly. " I've never been in it. I've 
 had no chance. But I think — in as much of 
 the world aa I know, which is a very tiny 
 world indeed — we do somehow Beem to go 
 round and round, like people in the maze at 
 Hampton Court, and never get at the heart 
 a]id core one of the other." 
 
 Dangerous ground, dangerous ground, dear 
 Paul, for Mr. Solomons' chance of recovering 
 in full on that long investment. 
 
 Nea felt it so, perhaps, for she paused a 
 moment, and examined a little pink rock-oistug 
 that sprang from a cleft in the sandstone at 
 her feet with unnecessarily dose attention for 
 anyone who was not a professed botanist. 
 Then she said, suddenly, as if with a burst of 
 inspiration : 
 
 " I shall be up in Oxford myself, I expect, 
 next Bummer term. Mrs. Douglas, the wife of 
 tho Aooadian professor — at Magdalen, you 
 know— means to ask me up for the Eights or 
 something." 
 
 " That'll be just delightful i " Paul answered, 
 warmly. " We shall have some chance then 
 of really getting to know one another." 
 
 " I always liked Oxford," Nea murmured, 
 looking down, and half afraid the converBation 
 was leading her too far. 
 
 " I just love every inch of it," Paul replied, 
 with fervour. " But, thon, I've much reason 
 to be grateful to Oxford. 1 owe it everything." 
 
Ind ft! to the 
 
 lination, and 
 obtaining u 
 
 I with lorao 
 I luppoio, I 
 
 yon won't bo 
 quired, witli 
 me horribly 
 if • Ftllow 
 
 vtrod, imll- 
 mait noui 
 
 trelle laya in 
 for a fixed 
 
 ea went on, 
 oyne, you'll 
 
 That's very 
 I of having 
 ut myielf — 
 lebody once 
 none agree- 
 then," Nea 
 lenever one 
 f one wants 
 t it. Don't 
 lim with her 
 , nowadays, 
 nough about 
 
 y" Paul re- 
 in it. I've 
 I aa much of 
 a very tiny 
 seem to go 
 khe maze at 
 it the heart 
 
 rround, dear 
 : recovering 
 
 le paused « 
 k roek'Oistus 
 landetone at 
 Utention for 
 9d botanist, 
 kh a burst of 
 
 ilf, I expect, 
 I, the wife of 
 Sdalen, you 
 le Eights or 
 
 ul answered, 
 
 chance then 
 
 kher." 
 
 I murmured, 
 
 conversation 
 
 Paul replied, 
 uuch reason 
 everything." 
 
 THE HGtfefe^i is WILLING. 
 
 U 
 
 5 
 
 "You'll live ilioro when you're a Tellow? " 
 Koa asked, looking; up again. 
 
 I'aul hesitated a second, and pulled grasses 
 in his turn. 
 
 " I have to g»l my Fellowship first," he 
 said, with some rcsorve. " And then — and 
 then [ suppoHO I must do something or other 
 to make some money. I have heavy claims 
 upon me." 
 
 "Oh dear, what a pityf'Kea cried, with 
 genuine regret. 
 
 " Why so. Miss Blair ? " 
 
 ** Because it's bo droadful you should have 
 to enter the world with claims, whatever they 
 may be, to clog you. If you were free to 
 choose your own walk in life, you know, you 
 might do such wonders." 
 
 "I should tike literature," Paul went on, 
 relat>slng once more into that egoistic vein. 
 "l3ut, of course that's impossible.' 
 
 " Why imposHible ? " Nea asked, quickly. 
 
 " Because nobody can make money at litera- 
 ture nowadavB," Paul answered, with a sigh ; 
 "and my circumstanoos are such that it's 
 absolutely necessary, before everything else, I 
 should make money, and make it quickly. I 
 must sacrifice everything to my chance of 
 making money." 
 
 " I see," Nea answered, with a faint tinge 
 of displeasure in her tone. And she thought 
 to herself, " Perhaps he means he must get 
 rich BO as to keep up the dignity of the titlo. 
 If BO, I'm really and truly sorry; for I 
 thought he had a great deal better stuff than 
 that in him." 
 
 "There are so many claims I have to 
 satisfy," I'aul went on, in a low voice, as if 
 answering her inmost unspoken thought. " My 
 titiie's not my own. It's somebody 6»e's. I've 
 mortgaged it all by anticipation." 
 
 Nea gave a start. 
 
 " Th^n you're engaged," she said, putting 
 the obvious femlnlnb interpretation upon his 
 ambi^oue sentence. (A woman reads every- 
 thing by the light of her own world— courtbhip 
 &nd marriage.) 
 
 "Oh, no," Paul ariswered, smiling. •*! 
 didn't mean that, or anything like it. I 
 wouldn't mind that. It was something much 
 more seriottii. I start in life with a grave 
 butden." 
 
 CfiAPTER X. 
 
 THE HEIRESS IS WILLINO. 
 
 "Sat, Mr. Giwcoyne," Isabel Boyton ex- 
 claimed, catching mm up, breathless, on the 
 Promenade dtl Midi, one day in the last week 
 of Paul's stay at Mentone ; " will you come 
 and ride with us over to La Mortola to- 
 morrow ? " 
 
 " I'm sorry," Paul answered, smiling at her 
 free Pennsylvanian mode of address, "but I've 
 no horse to ride upon." 
 
 " Oh, t don't mean ride horseback," Isabel 
 explained promptly; "momma and I have 
 
 chartered a kahrriago— it brake, t think you 
 call it over here in Europe — and we're taking 
 a party of ladies and gentlemen acrosB to see 
 the gardens." 
 
 "I shall bo delighted to bo," Paul answered 
 truthfully— for Nea would be there, he knew, 
 and he went accordingly. 
 
 At La Mortola, however, he soon found out 
 that Miss Isabel meant to keep him all 
 for herself, and, indeed, she stuck to him 
 with creditable persistence. This was a very 
 new sonsatlon for Paul, who had never before 
 been mode so much of ; but he acjeptod it as 
 
 Jrouth accepts almost everything — with the 
 rank delight of a new experience. 
 
 A nd how charming it was, that drive across 
 to La Mortola, with the hot southern afternoon 
 sun beating full upon the hills, Bordighera 
 gleaming white upon its seaward point, and 
 Cap Martin behind bathed in broad floods of 
 glorious sunshine ! How Qrimaldi shone 
 among its silvery olives t How the spires of 
 Mentone rose tall and slender in the glisten- 
 ing background I At the deep dark gorge, 
 spanned oy the Pont bt. Louis, they crossed 
 the frontier, and Paul found himself for the 
 first time in his life on the soil of Italy. Past 
 the Italian Custom House and the old Sartioen 
 tower in Dr. Bennett's garden, they wound 
 along tiio ledge to the corner by La Mortola ; 
 and tiicn they skirted a deep rocky ravine, all 
 in darkest sliade, with green pines clambering 
 up its steep sides, till they halted agninst a 
 broken eliff near the summit. At last they 
 reached those marvellous hanging gardens, 
 hewn out of the bare rock, where feathery 
 African palms and broad-leaved tropical veee- 
 tation bask in the hot sun as on their native 
 deserts. There they descended and wandered 
 about at will, tbr it was a " free dav," knd 
 Isabel Boyton, taking possession of Paul, 
 walked him off alone, with American coolness, 
 to a seat that overhung the villa and the sea, 
 with a view along the coast for a hundred miles 
 from San Bemo to Toulon. 
 
 "You go back next week," She said at once, 
 after an awkward pause, when Paul had found 
 nothing more to say to her, for he talked far 
 less freely with the heiress than with Nea 
 Blair. 
 
 " Yes ; I go back n6xt Week," Paul rep^&tedi 
 vaguely. 
 
 " To Oxford ? " 
 
 "To Oxford." 
 
 " "We Shall miss you so at Mentone," thb 
 Pennsylvanian went on with genuine regret. 
 " You see, we're so shorthanded for gentlemen, 
 ain't we ? " 
 
 " You're very kind," Paul murmured, much 
 abashed by this frank remark. " But perhaps 
 somebody else will come who'll do as well— oir 
 better." 
 
 " What's a good titue to come and see Oxford 
 in ? " Isabel asked abruptly, without heeding 
 his remark, and gazing with a vacant ex- 
 pression seaward. 
 
36 
 
 THE 5CALLYWAa. 
 
 Ui 
 
 
 " Siumncr tenn's the best for visitora," Faal 
 answered, taken aback. " I should say about 
 the twentieth of May, for example." 
 
 " Perhaps I'll fetch momma alone and have 
 a look at it then," the golden-haired American 
 continued, playing nervously with her parasol. 
 " We could have a good time at Oxford about 
 May, couldn't we ? " 
 
 " I'll do my best to help you enjoy your- 
 Mlf," Paul replied, as in duty hound, but with 
 a sinking recollection that just about that 
 precise date he would be straining every nerve 
 for his final examination. 
 
 "T call that real nice of you," Isabel 
 answered, still poking her parasol into the 
 ground by her side. " Will you take us about 
 and show us the college, the same as we read 
 about in • Tom Brown at Oxford ? " 
 
 " The University's changed a good deal since 
 those days," Paul replied with a smile, " but I 
 shall be glad to do whatevei- I can to make 
 TOUT visit a pleasant one. Though Thisleton," 
 he added, after a short pause, *' would be able 
 to show you a great deal more about the place 
 than I can." 
 
 The Pennsylvsmian brought back her clear 
 blue eyes from space with a sudden flash 
 upon bun. 
 
 " Why ? " she asked curtly. 
 
 " Because he's so much richer," Paul 
 answered, boldly shaming the devil. " He's 
 a member of all the clubs and spciis and 
 everything. His father's one of the wealthiest 
 men in Sheffield." 
 
 Isabel drew a face with her parasol on the 
 gravel below. 
 
 " I don't care a pin for that," she answered 
 shortly. 
 
 " I suppose not. You're so rich yourself," 
 Paul retorted, with a sigh. Then he turned 
 the subject olumsily. "These are lovely 
 gardens." 
 
 " My poppa could buy up a place like this 
 with a month's income," the young lady 
 answered, refusing to follow the false trail. 
 She said it, not with any vrJgar, boastful \ir, 
 but simplv as if to put him in possession of the 
 facts of the o&ae. She wanted him to know 
 her exact position. 
 
 "Why isn't he here with you?" Paul 
 ventured to ask, just to keep the conversa- 
 tional ball rolling. 
 
 " Oh my 1 " Isabel exolaimed. " What a 
 question to ask t Why, he's got to stop home 
 and mind the store, of course, like every other 
 man, hasn't he ? " 
 
 " He's In business, then t " Paul said, with 
 a start of surprise. 
 
 " In my country," Isabel answered gravely, 
 "it ain't respectable not to be in business. 
 My poppa's the richest man in Philadelphia." 
 Then she looked down at her shoes, and added 
 once more, " But I don't care a pin about 
 money myself, for all that. What I care for 
 is whether people are nice or not. And I like 
 Mr. Thistleton well enough in a sort of way ; 
 
 he's quite nice, of course and there's nothing 
 grabby about him. But he kind of don't 
 take me." 
 
 "No?" Paul said, feeling he was called 
 upon to say something. 
 
 "No," Isabel answered; "he don't," and 
 then relapsed into strange silence. 
 
 For a moment or two they sat with their 
 eyes fixed on the ground, and neither spoke a 
 single word to the other. Then Isabel began 
 once more, just to encourage him a bit, for 
 she misinterpreted his awkwardness and 
 shyness : 
 
 " It is a lovely place. I'm most inclined to 
 make my poppa give up the States and come 
 across to reside for a permanence in some 
 elegant place like thic 'n Europe." 
 
 "Your father would come if you wished 
 him, then ? " Paul asked, all trembling with 
 excitement, for he dimly suspected he was 
 neglecting his duty (and Mr. Solomons' 
 interests) In the most culpable manner. 
 
 Isabel noticed his tremulous voice, and 
 answered in the softest tones she could 
 command : 
 
 "He'd do anything 'most to make me 
 happy." 
 
 " Indeed," Paul replied, and gazed once 
 more with a preoccupied air towards the dis- 
 tant Esterels. They came out so dear against 
 the blue horizon. 
 
 " Yes, pvppa just spoils me," Isabel went on 
 abstractedly ; " he's a real good poppa. And 
 how lovely it'd be to pass one's l&e in a place 
 like this, with all those glorious mountains 
 and hills around one, and that elegant sea 
 timibling and shining right in front of one's 
 eye — with somebody uiat loved one." 
 
 The running was getting imcomfortably 
 hot now. 
 
 "It would be delightful indeed," Paul 
 echoed, very warm in the face, " if only one 
 had got the money to do it with." 
 
 Isabel waited a moment again with down- 
 cast eyes; but her neighbour seemed dis- 
 inclined to continue the conversation. And to 
 think he had the power to make any woman 
 My Lady I She paused and looked long at 
 him. Then she rose at last with a stifled 
 . sigh. He was real nice, she thought, this 
 British baronet's son, and he trembled a good 
 bit, and felt like proposing, but he couldn't 
 just make up his mind ri^t away on the spot 
 to say what he wanted. English young men 
 are so absurdly awkward. 
 
 " Well, we Ehall meet at Oxford, any way," 
 she said lightly, moving down towards the 
 shore. " Let's got along and see what those 
 great red plants on the rocks are, Mr. Gas- 
 coyne. I expect by this time momma '11 be 
 looking out for me.'' 
 
 Paul went home to the Continental that 
 night with a terrible consoiousnass of neglected 
 duty. Modest as he was, he couldn't even 
 pretend to conceal from himself the obvious 
 
THE HEIRESS IS WILLING. 
 
 37 
 
 fact that the golden-haired PennBylvanian had 
 exhibited a marked preference for his conversa- 
 tion and society. He fancied she almost ex- 
 pected him to propose to her. And, indeed, 
 the idea was not wholly of his own suggestion, 
 Thistleton, when relating the common gossip 
 of the Promenade du Midi, had more than 
 once announced his firm belief that Paul 
 might have " the Yankee girl for the asking." 
 And Paul himself, much inclined to underrate 
 his own powers of attraction, could not, never- 
 theless, deny in his own soul the patent 
 evidences that Isabel Boyton, for aU her 
 wealth, was .'ully susceptible to the charms of 
 a British baronetcy. 
 
 He stood at last face to face in eamest with 
 a great Difficulty. 
 
 Could he or could he not carry out his Com- 
 pact? 
 
 As he sat by himself in his room at the 
 " Continental " that night, he thought it all 
 over, how it had gradually grown up step by 
 step from the very beginning. It seemed so 
 natural, every bit of it, to him, who had grown 
 up with it himuelf, as a sort of religion. So 
 strange to anyone else who heard it only for 
 the first time now as a completed transaction. 
 
 For six years past and more, his father and 
 mother and Mr. Solomons — the three great 
 authorities that framed his life for him — ^had 
 impressed it upon him as the first article of 
 bis practical creed that he was to grow up a 
 gentleman and marry an heiress. 
 
 To us, what an ignoble aim it seems t but 
 on Paul it had always been eaforced for years 
 by all the sanctions of parental wisdom and 
 commercial honesty as the supreme necessity. 
 He was indebted to Mr. Solomons for his 
 schooling, and his clothing, and his Oxford 
 education ; and the way he was bound to re- 
 pay Mr. Solomons was to follow instructions 
 to the very letter and marry an heiress. His 
 stocK-in-trade in life was his prospective title, 
 and he was to sell that commodity, in accord- 
 Euice with rr cognised commercial maxims, in 
 the dearest mantet. 
 
 And yet, strange to say, Paul Gascoyne 
 himself was not mercenary. He had passively 
 accepted the rdle in life, as most young men 
 passively accept the choice o' a profession 
 made for them by their parents, without think- 
 ing very much, one way or the other, as to 
 either ito morality or its feasibility. He was 
 so yoimg when Mr. Solomons first hit upon 
 his grand scheme for utilising the reversion to 
 a British baronetcy — no more than fourteen — 
 that he had got the idea thoroughly dinned 
 into his head long before be was able to recog- 
 nise in all its naked hideousness the base and 
 sordid side of that hateful compact. Solomons 
 had supplied him with money from time to 
 tinje — not liberally, to be sure, for he did not 
 wish to make his proUgi extravagant, bri in 
 sufficient quantities for the simple needs and 
 wants of a scallywag ; and Paul had accepted 
 the money, giving in return hia worthleu notes 
 
 of hand, as youth always accepts its livelihood 
 from its acoustomed purveyors, without much 
 care or thought as to the right or wrong of the 
 customary supplies. 
 
 And then there had been so much besides 
 to distract his attention from the abstract 
 question of the ethios of marriage. He was 
 occupied so much with reading for the schools, 
 and taking pupils in his spare time to help eke 
 out his scanty income; for he felt deeply 
 what a drain he had always made on the 
 family resources, and how much bis father 
 was beginning to stand in need of a son's 
 assistance in the management of his business. 
 The question of the moment — the definite 
 question then and there before him at each 
 instauc of hi.^ life — the necessity for reading 
 hard pjid taking a good degree, and the 
 parallel necessity for liTing at Oxford as 
 cheaply as even a scallywag could do it — had 
 overshadowed and eclipsed that remoter ques- 
 tion of the imderlying morality of the whole 
 transMtion, which had been settled for 
 him beforehand, as it were, by his father and 
 Mr. Solomons. 
 
 Paul, in iact, was the inheritor of two 
 arduous heritages — ^the barren baronetcy, and 
 Mr. Solomons' Claims to principal and 
 interest. 
 
 Till that evening, then, though qualms of 
 conscience had now ard then obtruded them- 
 selves, he had never fairly and squarely faced 
 his supreme difficulty. But to-night, in the 
 solitude of his room at the " Continental," 
 sitting by himself in the dark (so as not to 
 waste bis friend Thistleton's bougies at a franc 
 apiece, hotel reckoning ; for economy in small 
 matters had long since become instinctive with 
 him) he turned the matter over for the first 
 time in his soul, with the definite issue clearly 
 before him — could he or could he not ever con- 
 scientiously marry Isabel Boyton ? 
 
 His whole soul within him revolted at once 
 with a tempestuous No. Now that tlxe chance 
 for carrying Mr. Solomons' sobeme into actual 
 practice had finally arrived — nay, even had 
 thrust itself bodily upon him — ^he felt at once 
 the whole meanness and baseness of the entire 
 arrangement. Not so far as Mr. Solomons 
 and his father were concerned — of their 
 wisdom and goodness he could hardly have 
 
 Sermitted himself even now to entertain a 
 oubt — but so far as bis own execution of their 
 plan was at issue, he realised that at once in 
 its true colours. 
 
 It would be wickedly and grossly unjust to 
 Isabel. And it would be doing violence at the 
 same time to his own inner and better nature. 
 But then the claims upon him ? Those ter- 
 rible notes of hand. He took out his pocket- 
 book, lighted one candle, and totted them dl 
 up, sum by sum, at compound interest, as they 
 stood there confessed, from the very first 
 moment. School expenses, tailor's bill, travel- 
 ling, rooms and sundries; all renewable 
 yearly at twenty per cent., and all running on 
 
38 
 
 TliE SCALLVWAO. 
 
 indefinitely for ever at a rapidly -growing rate. 
 Premiums on policies, washing, books — good 
 heavens ! how tne totals appall&i and staggered 
 him. If he worked his lite long at any eda- 
 oated profession he would never be able to earn 
 enough to clear off that deadly load of debt 
 with which he started. He saw clearly before 
 him (wo awful alternatives: either to hunt 
 and capture his heiress, as originally designed 
 — in spite of all his seething internal repug- 
 nance ; or else to play false to his father and 
 llr. Solomons — to whom he owed everything 
 —by keeping his benefactor (as he had been 
 taught to regard him) waiting for years perhaps 
 for his full repayment. 
 
 Waiting for years, indeed I "Why, at twenty 
 per cent., renewable annually, the sum could 
 never get paid at all. It would go on accu- 
 mulating as long as he lived, bond behind 
 bond, and remain, when he died, as a heritage 
 of debt to whoever came after him. 
 
 Not that anybody would ever come after 
 him at all, if it came to that ; for, as tbiugs 
 then stood, he would never, never be able to 
 marry. The baronetcy might revert to the 
 remote cousin in Pembrokeshire. 
 
 And then, for one brief moment, Nea Blair's 
 sweet face as she sat on the hillside that day 
 at Sant' Agnese flashed across Paul's mental 
 vision as he blew out the candle once more in 
 utter despair, and gave him one further in- 
 ternal qualm of conscience. Was it possible 
 he was influenced in ^hat he had just been 
 thinking by any wicked arvUre-pensie as to 
 Nea— that beautiful, impossible, unattainable 
 Nea ? He, who was nobody, to dream about 
 her. In his inmost soul, he trusted not ; for 
 he felt how imworthy a thing it would be to 
 betray his father, and Faith, and Mr. Solomons, 
 and lus duty, all for the sake of his own wicked 
 personal likes and fancies. Whatever came, 
 he would at least try to keep Nea out of his 
 mind severely, and decide the question upon 
 its own merits. 
 
 He would try to envisage it thus only to 
 himself. Dare he do this great wrong to Isabel 
 Boyton ? 
 
 Or to any other woman circumstanced like 
 Isabel ? 
 
 He would try to let it hinge on that,not on Nea. 
 
 For, lifter all, what was Nea to him or he to 
 Nea ? Six weeks before he had never seen 
 her; and now — he realised with a pang to 
 himself that he wouldn't like to think he should 
 never again see Nea. 
 
 And all through the long sleepless night 
 that followed, one truth kept breaking in upon 
 him more clearly than ever : if he would, he 
 might marry Isabel Boyton — and pay off Mr. 
 Solomons without Isabel's ever missmg those 
 few paltry hundreds. To Isabel's poppa they 
 were but a drop in the bucket: and yet to 
 him, Paul Qascoyne, they were a millstone 
 round his neck, an insupportable burden put 
 upon him aUnost against his will before he 
 had yet arrived at yean of discretion. 
 
 CHAPTEB XI. 
 
 BEHIND TBB 80ENS8. 
 
 Thbee days later Paul and his companion 
 turned their backs on Mentone en route for 
 England. Scallywag as he was, Paul had so 
 far succeeded in interesting the little world of 
 the "Bivesd'Or " that Madame Ceriolo, and Nea 
 Blair, and Isabel Boyton, and her mamma, 
 and even the great Armitage himself — the 
 leader of the coterie — came down to the station 
 to see him off. Armitage thought it was 
 always well to fall in with the general opinion 
 of Society upon anybody or anything. But 
 
 i'ust before they bade their last adieus at the 
 •arrier, a tidy little Frenchwoman in a plain 
 black dress pushed her way to the front with 
 a bouquet in her hand of prodigious dimen- 
 sions. The Ceriolo recognised her in a m' ment 
 again. It was that compromisii'g litt - quay's- 
 maid at the " lies Britanniques." 
 
 ' ' Comment c'eat vous, Mademoiselle Clarice ! " 
 Paul cried, taking her hand with perfect c»i- 
 pressement, though he blushed a little before 
 the faces of all his une acquaintances. " How 
 kind of you to come and see me off t I called 
 last night at your hotel, but they told me you 
 were engaged and couldn't see me." 
 
 " Justement; je faisais la coiffure de 
 Madume" Mademoiselle Clarice answered, 
 unabashed by the presence of the Ceriolo and 
 so much good society. "But clier Monsieur 
 Paul, I couldn't let you go and leave Mentone 
 sans vous serrer la main — moi qui votia a/i 
 connu quand vous itiez tout petit, tout petit — 
 mais tout petit 'comme ga, monsieur. And I 
 do myself the pleasure of bringing you a 
 bouquet for cette chire maman. You will 
 make her my compliments, cette chire maman. 
 Tell her it has been so delightful to see yoa 
 again. It has recalled those so happy days at 
 Hillborough." 
 
 Paul took the big bouquet without any dis- 
 play of mauvaise honte, and thanked the 
 voluble httle Mademoiselle Clarice for it in 
 French as fluent almost as her own. 
 Mademoiselle Clarice had tears in hei' eyes. 
 "And to hear you talk that baautiful 
 language," she cried, " cette belle Icngue que 
 je vous a/i enseignee m^oi-meme — ah qv^ c'est 
 charmant I " She stooped forward irresistibly, 
 and kissed him on both cheeks. Mademoiselle 
 Clarice was forty, but plump and well pre- 
 served. Paul accepted the kissos with a very 
 good grace, PS well as the two hands with 
 which she bid him farewell. "And now I 
 must run back," she said ; " I must run back 
 this minute. Madams m'attend — elU e'em- 
 patiente tant, Madame I " And with another 
 good kiss and two shakes of the hand she wan 
 gone, and Paul was left standing alone by the 
 barrier. 
 
 "What a strange creisure!" Madama 
 Ceriolo cried, putting up those long-handled 
 tortoiseshell eyeglasses of hers, and following 
 the impresBionabie Frenchwoman with, b&i 
 
 t 
 
 1 
 
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 J 
 
 tl..M, 
 
BEHIND tHB SCENES. 
 
 i, 
 
 is companion 
 
 en route for 
 
 , Patil had so 
 
 little world of 
 
 iriolo.andNea 
 
 her mamma, 
 
 himself — the 
 
 to the station 
 
 raght it was 
 
 incral opinion 
 
 ything. But 
 
 adieus at the 
 
 lan in a plain 
 
 ;he front with 
 
 giouB dimen- 
 
 in a m' ment 
 
 fj litt „ ikjy's- 
 
 lelle Clarice I" 
 1 perfect em,' 
 i little before 
 oces. " How 
 3ff! I called 
 r told me you 
 e." 
 
 coiffure do 
 :e answered, 
 le Geriolo and 
 her Monsieur 
 javc Mentone 
 
 qui V0U8 ai 
 t, tout petit — 
 ieur. And I 
 nging you a 
 I. You will 
 fhire maman. 
 il to see yoa 
 lappy days at 
 
 hout any dis- 
 thanked the 
 rice for it in 
 her own. 
 in he!' eyes, 
 at beautiful 
 ) Icngue que 
 -ah ^v^ c'est 
 d irresistibly. 
 Mademoiselle 
 >nd well pre- 
 I with A very 
 > hands with 
 "And now I 
 Qst run back 
 I — elle a'em- 
 nrith another 
 land she waa 
 alone by thQ 
 
 " Madams 
 long-handle^ 
 ad fo|?owing 
 m with, hoi 
 
 39 
 
 oiiony glancd as she left the station. " Who 
 is she, Mr. Gascoyne, and how on earth did 
 you ever come to know her ? " 
 
 " She's an old friend of my mother's," Paul 
 answered onoe more, blurting out the whole 
 simple truth, " and she tauent me French at 
 Hillborough when I was a little chap, for she 
 was a lady's-maid at a house where my father 
 was coachman." And then without waiting 
 to observe the effect of this painful Parthian 
 shot, delivered trembling, he raised his hat, 
 and biddiug a comprehensive good-bye to all 
 at onuc, took refuge with Thistleton behind the 
 passengers' barrier. 
 
 " Goodness gracious I " Madame Ceriolo 
 cried, looking round with an astonished air of 
 surprise to Armitage, " did you ever in your 
 life see anything so funny ? One would have 
 thought the woman would have had good feel- 
 ing and good sense enough not to inflict her- 
 self upon him in the present company. She 
 may have been a friend of his mother's, of 
 course, and all that sort of thing ; but if she 
 wanted to see him she should have gone to his 
 hotel and seen him quietly. She ought to 
 remember that now he's heir to a baronetcy 
 and a member of a university, and admitted 
 as such into good society." For since Mentone 
 had decided upon adopting Paul, and therefore 
 backed him up for every possible virtue, it had 
 been Madame's cue to itisist most strenuotlsly 
 upon the genealogical fact that wherever a 
 person of noble race may happen to be born, 
 or whatever position he may happen to fill, he 
 retains his sixteen quarters of nobility intact 
 for all that. This was one for Paul, and two 
 for Madame Geriolo. 
 
 "Why, I thought it was so nice of her," 
 Nea objected, with her simple English tender- 
 heartedness, "to come down and see him off 
 BO simply before us all, and to brihg him those 
 flowers, and, in the simplicity of her heart, to 
 fall on his neck and kiss him openly. Her 
 eyes were quite full of tears, too. I'hi sure, 
 Madame Ceriolo, she's very fond of him." 
 
 " Nea, my dear," Madame Ceriolo remarked 
 sevetely, with the precise smile of the British 
 matron, " your views are really quite revolution- 
 ary. There should be natural lines between the 
 various classes. People mustn't all get mixed 
 up promiscuously. Even if she liked him, 
 she shouldn't let her feelings get the better of 
 her. She shotild always remember to keep her 
 proper place, no matter what her private senti- 
 ments may prompt her to." 
 
 And, indeed, in Madame Ceriolo's family 
 they managed these things a great deal better. 
 
 For, as Nea and Madame Ceriolo were 
 coming to Mentone that very autumn, a little 
 episode had occurred in a coffee-room at 
 Marseilles which may be here related, as 
 flashing a ray of incidental light on the 
 character of Madame Ceriolo's aristocratic 
 antecedents. 
 
 They reached Marseilles late in the evening, 
 and drove at once to the Hotel da Louvre— It 
 
 was paii of Madanio's cue that she knew the 
 best and moSt luxurious hotel at every town in 
 Europe — where they went down in their 
 travelling dress to the restaurant for supper. 
 As they entered they found they had the room 
 to themselves, and an obsequious waiter, in an 
 irreproachable white tie and with a spotless 
 napkin hanging gracefully on his arm, inotioned 
 them over witiiout a word to a table near the 
 fireplace. For the indivisible moment of time 
 while they took their seats an observant 
 spectator might just have noted a flash of 
 recognition in Madame's eyes, and an answr:-- 
 ing flash that twinkled silently in the obse- 
 quious waiter's. But neither spoke a word 
 of any sort to the other, save in the way of 
 business. Madame took the carte that the 
 waiter handed her, with a stifled yawn, and 
 ordered an omelette and a bottle of Beaujolais 
 with the same careless air with which she 
 would have ordered it from any other youn^ 
 man in a similar position. 
 
 At the end of the supper, however, she sent 
 Nea up to get her necessaries for the night un- 
 packed, and waited down herself to ask a few 
 questions, to make quite sure, she said, aboht 
 the trains to-morrow. 
 
 As soon as Nea had left the room, the 
 obsequious waiter approached a little nearer, 
 and, still with his unequivocally respectful air 
 and his spotless napkin hanging gracefully over 
 his arm, stood ;3Vidently awaiting Madame 
 Ceriolo's orders. 
 
 Madame eyed him a moment with a perfect 
 calm through those aristocratic glasses, and 
 then observed quietly, " Tien«i c'eai toi," with- 
 out moving at all from the position she occu- 
 pied when Nea left her. 
 
 "Yes, it's me, Polly," the irreproachable 
 waiter answered, in his native English) straight 
 and stiff as ever. 
 
 " I thought you were going to make the 
 season at Pau this Winter," Madame Ceriolo 
 remarked in an arid tone of voice, a little sour 
 about the upper notes, and crumbling her 
 bread with one hand uneasily. 
 
 " I was," the irreproachable waiter replied, 
 without moving a muscle, " but I ain't now. 
 The governor and me had a blow-up about 
 terms. So I gave him the slip, and engaged 
 on here — extra hand for the Biviera season." 
 
 " You made the summer at Scheveningen, I 
 think ? " Madame Ceriolo remarked languidly, 
 as one discusses the affairs of an indifferent 
 acquaintance. 
 
 The irreproachable waiter bowed his stiff, 
 official bow. 
 
 " At the ' H6tel des Anglais,' " he answered, 
 in his unvarying hotel tone. 
 
 " Good busmess ? " 
 
 "No; beastly. All Dutch and Germans. 
 Them gentlemen button, up their pockets too 
 tight. If it hadn't been for a family or two of 
 English and Americans droppin^r in casual, 
 the tips wouldn't so much as have paid for my 
 washing. Dickeys and cuffs come dear at 
 
40 
 
 THB SCALLYWAG. 
 
 Soheveningen." There waa a slight panse. 
 Then Macume Ceriolo spoke again. 
 
 " Tom." 
 
 "Yes, PoUy." 
 
 *' Where's Karl ? " 
 
 " With a variety troupe at Berlin, when I 
 last heard from him." 
 
 •' Doing well ? " 
 
 "Pretty well, I believe. Feathering his 
 nest. But banjos ain't anything like what 
 they'd used to be. The line's overstocked, 
 that's the long and the short of it." 
 
 " How's mother ? " Madame Ceriolo asked, 
 carelessly. 
 
 "Drunk," the irreproachable waiter re- 
 sponded, rearranging his tia. "Drunk, aa 
 usual." 
 
 "Still at the Dials?" 
 
 The waiter nodded. "She can't go far 
 from dear old Drury," he answered vaguely. 
 
 " Well, I love the Lane, myself," Madame 
 Ceriolo responded. " It's a rare old place. I 
 never waa happier, Tom, in all my life, than 
 in the days when I was on, long ago, in the 
 pantomime." 
 
 "You're on the quiet now, I see," the 
 waiter remarked, with a respectful inclination 
 ^in case anybody should huppen to see him 
 through the glass doors that opened on to the 
 corridor. 
 
 Madame Ceriolo bent her head. " On the 
 strict quiet," she responded coldly. 
 
 " Governess ? " 
 
 " Well, pretty much that sort of thing, you 
 know* Companion. Chaperon." 
 
 " To an English yoimg lady, I gathered ? " 
 
 " Yes. Clergyman's daughter." 
 
 The waiter's face almost relaxed into a 
 broad smile. "Well, you always were a 
 clever one, Poll^ t " he exclaimed, delighted. 
 
 Madame Cenolo drew herself up very stiff, 
 as one who prefers to discourage levity in the 
 lower classes. " I hope I know how to behave 
 myself in whatever society I may happen to 
 be placed," she answered, chillily. 
 
 "You do," the waiter replied. "You're a 
 rare one at that. I wish I could make as 
 much out of the French and German as you 
 and Earl do. Mine's all thrown away — all 
 waiters speak the lot. Say , though : what are 
 you now — I mean in the way of name and 
 nation?" 
 
 " Toujours Ceriolo" Madame answered, 
 with a quiet smile. " After all, it's safer. If 
 anybody who knew you before comes up and 
 eaUs you by a different name when you've 
 taken an alias, how awfully awkward I And 
 really, if it comes to that, Ceriolo's as good a 
 name for a person to own as any I could in- 
 vent. It's suggestive of anything on earth but 
 organ-grinding." 
 
 For, in truth, Madame's father, the reputed 
 Count, had really earned a precarious liveli- 
 hood by the production of sweet music on that 
 despised instoument. 
 
 The irreproachable waiter smiled an im> 
 
 maculate smile. "And are you Italian, or 
 what ? " he asked, always respectful. 
 
 "Tyrolese," Madame answered carelessly; 
 "it's better so. Widow of a Count in the 
 Austrian service. Mother an Englishwoman 
 — which is true for once, you see — brought up 
 in Vienna in the English Church by special 
 agreement — to suit the clergyman." 
 
 " And how much are you going to stand me 
 for my discreet silence ? " tiie waiter asked, 
 comine half a step nearer, and assuming a less 
 agreeable tone and countenance. 
 
 Madame pulled out ten francs from her 
 dainty purse, and laid the coin gingerly on the 
 edge of the table. 
 
 "Won't do," the waiter observed, shaking 
 his head solemnly. " Not enough by a long 
 way. Won't do at all. When an affectionate 
 brother meets his sister again, whom he hasn't 
 seen for more'n a twelvemonth — and keeps 
 her secrets — he c(ui't be put off with half a 
 Napoleon. No, no, Polly; you must stand 
 me a sovereign." 
 
 " It's an imposition," Madame Ceriolo, re- 
 marked, growing very red in the face, but 
 remembering even so to preserve her blandest 
 tone, and drawing the sum in question im- 
 willingly from her pocket. " Tom, I call it 
 a perfect imposition." 
 
 "All right, my angel," the waiter replied 
 calmly, supping the coin at once into his 
 pocket. "I've done as much more 'en once 
 for you, Poll^ , when you were hard up ; and, 
 after all, it am't often we meet now, is it, my 
 chicken?" 
 
 " You're rude and coarse," Madame Ceriolo 
 answered, rising to go. " I wonder you dare to 
 address me in such vulgar language." 
 
 " Well, considering you're a countess, it is 
 rather cheeky," the waiter replied, smiling, but 
 still with the imperturbable attitude of the 
 well-bred servant. " You see, Po%, we ain't 
 all like you. I wish we were t We ain't all 
 learnt to speak the Queen's English with ease 
 and correctness from the elocution master at 
 Drury." 
 
 At that moment, before he oould reveal any 
 further items of domestic history a head ap- 
 peared at the door, and the waiter, without 
 altering a shade of his tone, continued respect- 
 fully, in fluent French : 
 
 " Trie bien, madame. The omnibus will be 
 here to take down your luggage to the 11.40." 
 
 All which will' suggest to the intelligent 
 reader's mind the fact that in Madame Ceriolo's 
 family the distinctions of rank were duly 
 observed, and that no member of that noble 
 and well-bred house ever allowed his feelings 
 of affection or of contempt, of anger or of 
 laughter, to get the better at any time of his 
 sober judgment. 
 
 But this had happened three months before 
 the moment when Paul Gascoyne and Charlie 
 Thistleton were seen out of the station, away 
 down at Mentone, by Mademoiselle CUurice, 
 the lady's-maid. „.. .,. ■.:.,,. , , , - 
 
 } 
 
A CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE. 
 
 41 
 
 oil Italian, or 
 otful. 
 
 ■ed careleBBlv; 
 Count in the 
 Englishwoman 
 16 — brought up 
 roh by speciid 
 an. 
 
 ig to stand me 
 waiter asked, 
 SBuming a leas 
 
 nos from her 
 ingerly on the 
 
 irved, shaking 
 igh by a long 
 m affectionate 
 horn he hasn't 
 |j — and keeps 
 f with half a 
 11 must stand 
 
 16 Ceriolo, re- 
 the face, but 
 3 her blandest 
 question un- 
 'om, I call it 
 
 wMter replied 
 •noe into his 
 lore 'en once 
 tiardup; and, 
 low, is it, my 
 
 ^ame Ceriolo 
 er you dare to 
 age. 
 
 lountess, it is 
 i, smiling, but 
 ititude of the 
 'oily, we ain't 
 We ain't all 
 iish with ease 
 ion master at 
 
 lid revetfl any 
 ry a head ap- 
 alter, without 
 inned respect- 
 
 nnibuB will be 
 bo the 11.40." 
 tie intelligent 
 lame Ceriolo's 
 ik were duly 
 of that noble 
 )d his feelings 
 anger or of 
 ly time of his 
 
 ; 
 
 nontbs before 
 i and Charlie 
 station, away 
 iselle Clarice, 
 
 '■«/iii htut'-'' 
 
 CHAPTER XII. 
 
 A CHAMCB ACQUAINTANCB. 
 
 While Paul and bis pupil were travelling 
 north to Paris by the tram de luxe (at the 
 pupil's expense, of course — bien entendu), 
 away over in England Faith Qasooyne was 
 journeying homeward with a heavy heart and 
 a parliamentary ticket by the slow train from 
 Dorsetshire and Hillborough. 
 
 For Faith had managed to get away for her 
 holiday to her mother's friends in a sheltered 
 coastwise nook in the beloved West Country, 
 where the sun had shone for her (by rare' 
 good luck) almost as brightly as on the 
 Biviera, and where the breakers had whitened 
 almost as blue a sea as that which shattered 
 itself in shimmering spray upon the bold 
 and broken rocks of La Mortola. A delightful 
 holiday indeed for poor hardworked Faith, far 
 from the alternate drudgery of school or 
 home, and safe from the perpetual din and 
 uproar of those joyous but all too effusively 
 happy infants. And now that short, peaceful 
 interlude of rest and change was fairly over, 
 and to-day Faith must return to her post at 
 Hillborough in good time for the reopening of 
 school, the day after to-morrow. 
 
 At the second station after she left Sea- 
 minster, Faitli, who had hitherto enjoyed all 
 to herself the commodious little wooden horse- 
 box known as a third-class compartment on 
 the Great Occidental Bailway, was somewhat 
 surprised to see the door of her carriage 
 thrown open with a flourish by a footman in 
 livery, and a middle-aged lady (for to Faith 
 thirty-seven was already middle-age), far 
 better dressed than the average of Parliamen- 
 tary passengers, seat herself with a quiet 
 smile of polite recognition at the opposite 
 window. 
 
 Faith's democratic back was set up at once 
 by the lady's presumption in venttiring to 
 intrude her well-bred presence into a Parlia- 
 mentary compartment. People who employ 
 footmen in liverj ought to hord with their 
 equals in a well-padded first, instead of rudely 
 thrusting themselves to spy out the manners 
 and customs of their fellow Christians whose 
 purses compel them to travel third in oommo 
 dious horseboxes. Faith resented the intru- 
 sion as she resented the calls of the district 
 visitors who dropped in at all times and 
 seasons to bestow good advice gratis upon her- 
 self and her mother, but would have been verv 
 much astonished if the cab-owner's wife had 
 reciprocated the attention by sending in a card 
 casually on their own " at home" day. These 
 de haut en baa civilities were not much to 
 Faith's taste: she had too much self-respect 
 and self -reverence herself to care either for, 
 obtruding on others or being herself obtruded ' 
 upon. 
 
 But the lady settled herself down in her seat, 
 and spoke with such unassuming and sprightly 
 graciousness to Faith that even that Nationiil 
 
 Schoolmistress's proud heart was melted by 
 degrees, and before the two had reached Wil- 
 mington Junction they were hard at work in 
 conversation with one another. 
 
 "Dear me, where's my lunch-basket? " the 
 lady said at last, looking round for the racks 
 which did not exist in the commodious horse- 
 box ; " is it over your side, my dear ? " 
 
 She said " my dear " so simply and naturally 
 that Faith could hardly find it in her heart to 
 answer : 
 
 " I think your footman — or, at least, the 
 gentleman in tight silk stockings who saw you 
 off— put it under the seat there." 
 
 The lady laughed a good-natured laugh. 
 
 " Oh, he's not my footman," she answered, 
 stooping down to look for it ; " ho belongs to 
 some friends where I have been spending 
 Christmas. It doesn't run to footmen with 
 me, I can assure you. If it did, I wouldn't be 
 travelling third this morning." 
 
 " No ? " Faith queried coldly. 
 
 " No," the lady answered, with a gentle but 
 very decisive smile, "nor you eilher, if it 
 come? to that. Nobody ever travels third by 
 preferb^'^e, so don't pretend it. There are 
 peoijle who tell you they do, but then they're 
 snobs, and also untruthful. They're afraid to 
 say they do it for economy ; I'm not. I travel 
 third because it's cheap. As Pooh-Bah says in 
 the play, I do it but I don't like it. Now, say 
 the truth yourself: wouldn't you, if you could, 
 always (ravel first or second ? " 
 
 " I never tried," Faith answered evasively ; 
 " I've never had money enough." 
 
 " Now, that's right I " the stranger exclaimed 
 warmly opening her lunoh-basket and taking 
 out some cold grouse and a fiask of olaret. 
 "That shows at once you have blue blood. 
 I'm a great admirer of blue blood myself ; I 
 firmly believe in it." 
 
 " I don't precisely see what blue 'lood s got 
 to do with the matter," Faith answered, be- 
 wildered. "I come from a little country town 
 in Surrey, and I'm a National Schoolmistress." 
 
 " Exactly," the ady echoed. ' The very 
 moment I set eyes on you I felt sure you had 
 blue blood. I saw it in your wrists, and I 
 wasn't mistaJcen. You mayn't know it, 
 perhaps ; a great many people have got blue 
 blood and aren't aware of it. But it's there, 
 for all that, as blue as indigo ; and I, who am 
 a connoisseur in matters of blood, can always 
 spot it ; " and she proceeded to taJte out from 
 a dainty case a knife, fork, spoon, and a couple 
 of drinking-glasBcs. 
 
 "But how did you spot it in me just 
 now ? " Faith asked with a smile, not wholly 
 unflattered. 
 
 " Because you weren't ashamed to say you'd 
 never travelled anything but tliird, and be- 
 cause you insisted then with unnecessary zeal 
 on the smallness and humility of your own 
 surroundings. Only blue blood ever does that. 
 Everybody s descended from a duke on one 
 side and a cobbler on the other. Snobs try 
 
42 
 
 THfi SCALLYWAd. 
 
 ftlways to brincr forward their duke and 
 conceal their cobbler. Bine blood's prouder 
 and franker, too. It insists upon its cobbler 
 bein^ duly recognised." 
 
 "Well, I'm not ashamed of mine; I'm 
 proud of him," Faith answered, colouring up ; 
 " but all the same, I don't like blue blood, 
 It's so hard and unfeeling. It makes me mad 
 sometimes. You wouldn t believe how it keeps 
 people waiting for their money." 
 
 " I'm sorry you don't like it," the lady said, 
 with the same soft smile as before and a 
 bewitching look, " for then you won't like me. 
 I'm blue, very blue, as blue as the sky, and I 
 don't pretend to deny it. Will you take a 
 little grouse and a glass of claret ? " 
 
 " Thank you," Faith answered coldly, 
 flushing up once more; "I have my owa 
 lunch here in my own parcel." 
 
 " What have you got ? " the lady asked, 
 with the inquiring air of a profound gourmet. 
 
 " Hard-boiled eggs and sandwiches," Fait 
 said, half choking. 
 
 •• Well, Lady Seaminster didn't give me any 
 hard-boiled eggs," the lady said, searching in 
 vain in her basket. " May I have one of 
 yours ? Let's share our provisions." 
 
 Faith could hardly say no, though she saw 
 bi once through the polite ruse ; so she passed 
 ah egg to the lady with an " Oh, of course, I 
 shall be delighted," and proceeded herself to 
 eat a very dry sandwich. 
 
 " Have some grouse," the lady said, passing 
 her over a piece on a little eleotro-plated dish, 
 "and a glass of claret." 
 
 " I've never tasted claret," Faith answered, 
 grimly ; " I don't know if I'U like it." 
 
 " ^1 the better reason for trying it now," 
 the lady replied, still cheerfully kind, in spite 
 of rebuffs. " And so you thought that elegant 
 gentleman in the silk stockings was my ser- 
 vant, did you? What a capital joke I But 
 people at Oxford can't afford to keep footmen 
 in tights, you know. We're as poor as ehurch 
 miise there — ^psor, but cultured." 
 
 A flash of interest gleamed for a oecond in 
 Faith's oyo at the mention c f Oxford. 
 
 " Oh, yrn livo there, do you ? " she said. " I 
 should lo' T to see Oxford" 
 
 •' Yes, my husbai^d 's professor of Accadian," 
 the ad.v remarked; "his name's Douglas. 
 But I dare ray yon don't know what Accadian 
 is. I didn't, I'm sure, till I married Archie." 
 
 A fuller flush came on Faith's cheek. " I've 
 heatd of it from mybruiher," she said, simply. 
 "I think it was tho language spoken in 
 Assyria before the Assyrians went there, 
 wasn't it ? Ah, yes, Paul told me so 1 And 
 I've heard him speak oi your husband, too, I 
 fancy." 
 
 " Have yon a brother at Oxford, then ? *' 
 the lady asked, with a start. 
 
 " Yea, at Christ Church." * ' " 
 
 "Why, that's Archie's coUego," the lady 
 Wient on, smiling. "What's ms natue? I 
 may know him." 
 
 " I don't think So. Hie name's Gascoyne." 
 
 Mrs. Douglas fairly jumped with her 
 triumph. " There I didn't I tell you so ? " she 
 cried, clapping her hands in her joy. " You 
 have blue blood. It's as clear as mud. ArchI j's 
 told me all about your brother. He's poor but 
 blue. I knew you were blue. Your father's a 
 baronet." 
 
 Faith trembled all over at this sudden 
 recognition. " Yes," she answered with some 
 annoyance ; " but he's as poor as he can be. 
 He's a cab-driver, too. I told you I wasn't 
 ashamed of my cobbler." 
 
 " And I told you I was sure you had blue 
 blood," Mrs. Douglas echoed, delighted. 
 " Now, this is quite too lovely, trving to pass 
 yourself off for a ro' ' ■ like tnat; but it's 
 no use with me. I bcu through these flimsy 
 disguises always. Have some more claret ? 
 it's not so bad, is it ? And so you'd love to go 
 to Oxford ? " 
 
 " Yes," Faith faltered ; " Paul's told me so 
 much about it." 
 
 " Guard," the lady cried, as they stopped at 
 a station, " do we change here ? Mind you 
 tell us when Tve ^et to Hillbotough Junction." 
 
 She had enjomed this upon him already 
 more than a dozen times since they started on 
 their journey, and the guard was beghining to 
 get a l^ittle v'ired of it. 
 
 " All right, mum," he said, in a testy voice ; 
 " don't you be afeard. I'll see you all right. 
 Jest you sit whete you ate until I come and 
 tell vou." 
 
 "^Vhy, that's whete I have to change," 
 Faith observed, as Mrs. Douglas withdrew her 
 head from the window. 
 
 "Well, that's all right," Mrs. Douglas 
 replied, with a cheery nod. " Now we can 
 have such a nice Ule-d-tlte together. You 
 must tell me all about your brother and 
 yourself. Do you know, my husband thinks 
 your brother's awfully clever ? " 
 
 She had found the right way to Faith's 
 hpart at last. Thus adjured. Faith began to 
 gosnp with real goodwill about Paul, and her 
 mother, and th . bushiess at Hillbotough, and 
 the life of a schoolmistress, and the trials she 
 endured at the hands (and throats) of those 
 unconscious infants. She talked away more 
 and more familiarly as the time went on till 
 dusk set in, and the lamp in the horsebox 
 alone was left to light them. Mrs. Douglas, 
 in spite of her prejudice in fatour of bluo blood, 
 was really sympathetic; and by dexterotis 
 side-questions she drew bilt of FeAih the 
 inmost longings and troubles of her heart: 
 how the local HUlborough grandees owed 
 long bills which they woului't pay how Paiil 
 was cramped at Christ Church 'or want of 
 money; how her fathet was grqwing rheu- 
 matic and too old for his wora. ^ how hard a 
 time they often had in the winter ; how fond 
 she vvas of Paul, atid Paul of bbr ; how he 
 had taught her ... his holidays all he learnt 
 himself; how they two read Datt(!et and 
 
 ] 
 
 ] 
 
A CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE. 
 
 43 
 
 e's Gascoyne." 
 led with her 
 1 yon so ? " she 
 ler joy. "You 
 mud. Arohlj's 
 He's poor but 
 Ycnir father's a 
 
 it this sudden 
 
 ered with some 
 
 as he can be. 
 
 yon I wasn't 
 
 you had blue 
 ed, delighted, 
 trving to pass 
 
 that; but it's 
 b these flimsy 
 
 more claret ? 
 ou'd love to go 
 
 I's told me so 
 
 ihey stopped at 
 e? Mind you 
 igh Junction." 
 1 him already 
 they started on 
 w beghining to 
 
 a testy voice ; 
 
 you all right. 
 
 il I come and 
 
 e to change," 
 s withdrew her 
 
 Mrs. Douglas 
 •' Now we can 
 ;ogether. You 
 r brother and 
 msband thinks 
 
 ay to Faith's 
 
 i'aith began to 
 
 Paul, and her 
 
 llborough* and 
 
 the trials she 
 
 ■oats) of those 
 
 3d away more 
 
 e went on till 
 
 the horsebox 
 
 Mrs. Douglas, 
 
 r of bluo blood, 
 
 by dexterous 
 
 of Faith the 
 
 of her heart: 
 
 ruAdees owed 
 
 ay how Paiil 
 
 i -'or want of 
 
 prqwing rheu- 
 
 i how hard a 
 
 »r; how fond 
 
 bbr ; how he 
 
 all he learnt 
 
 Dfttt(!fit and 
 
 Viotov Hugo together, and how she longed 
 with all her heart and Boul to be free from the 
 indescribable bondage of the infants. Every- 
 thing she told — Mrs. Douelas was so excellent 
 and friendly a wielder of tne pump — save that 
 one hateful secret about Mr. Solomons. There 
 Faith was always discreetly silent. She hated 
 that horrible compact so thoroughly in her 
 soul that she could never so much as bring 
 
 "That would be no use, thank you — thank 
 you ever so much," she replied, gasphig ; " I 
 couldn't pay it back — I mean, I couldn't afford 
 to pay so much for — for a mistake of my own 
 in not getting out at the right station." 
 
 " The mistake wm mine," Mrs. Douglas said 
 with prompt decision. " It was I who misled 
 you. I ought to have asked." She hesitated 
 for a moment. " There's a good hotel here, I 
 
 herself to speak of it, even in the family circle.>Jknow," she began oncd more timidly, " if 
 They talked so long and talked so earnestly ^ou'd only be so nice as to come there as my 
 
 that they quite forgot about Eillborough 
 Junction. 
 
 At last, as the clock was sounding seven, 
 they arrived at a big and noisy station, where 
 porters were shouting, and trains were pufGing, 
 and the electric light was fizzing and splutter- 
 ing. Mrs. Douglas put her head out of the 
 wmdow once more, and called out to the guard, 
 " Now, is this Hiliborough Junction ? " 
 
 The guard, with a righteously-astonished air, 
 cried back in reply, " Hiliborough Junction ? 
 Why, what are you thinking of, mum ? We 
 passed Hiliborough Junction a clear two 
 hours ago." 
 
 Faith looked at Mrs« Douglas, and Mrs. 
 Douglas looked at Faitn. They stared in 
 silence. Then the elder woman burst 
 suddenly into a good-natured laugh. It was 
 no use bullying that righteously-astonished 
 guard. He was clearly expostulation-proof by 
 long experience. " "\Vhen can we get a train 
 i back ? " she asked instead, with practical 
 wisdom. 
 
 And the guard answered in the same busi- 
 ness-like tone, " You can't get no train bask 
 to-night at all; last's gone. You'll have to 
 stop here till to-morrow morning." 
 
 Mrs. Douglas laughed again ; to her it was 
 a mere adventure. The Lightbody's carriage 
 which was sent down to meet her would have 
 to go back to the Bectory empty — that was 
 all. But tears rushed up suddenly into poor 
 Faith's eyes. To her it was nothing less than 
 a grave misfortune. 
 
 " Oh, where can I go ? " she cried, clasping 
 her hands together nervously. " And mother 
 '11 be so dreadfully, dreadfully frightened 1 " 
 
 Mrs. Douglas's face grew somewhat graver. 
 " You must come with me to an hotel," she 
 answered kindly. 
 
 Faith looked back at her «vith eyes of 
 genuine dismay. 
 
 " i can^t," she murmured in a choking voice. 
 " I — I couldn't afford to go to ftny hotel where 
 you'd go to." 
 
 Mrs. Douglas took in the whole difficulty at 
 a glance. " How much have you got with you, 
 dear ? " she asked gently. 
 
 " Four and sixpence," Faith answered with 
 a terrible gulp. To her that was indeed a 
 formidable sum to have to spend unexpectedly 
 upon a night's lodging. 
 
 " If I were to lend you a few shillings " 
 
 Mrs. Douglas began, but Faith shook her 
 head. 
 
 guest. 
 
 But Faith shook her head still more vigor- 
 ously than before. 
 
 "You're a dear, kind thing," she cried, 
 grasping her new friend's hand and pressing it 
 warmly, "and I'm ever so grateful. But I 
 couldn't— I couldn't — oh no, I couldn't 1 It 
 may be pride, and it may be the blood of the 
 cobblers in me, I don't know which ; but I 
 never could do it — I really couldn't." 
 
 Mrs. Douglas had tact enough to see at once 
 she really meant it, and that nothing on earth 
 would shuke her firm resolve ; so she paused a 
 moment to collect her thoughts. Then she 
 said once more, with that perfect good-humour 
 which seemed never to desert her, " Well, if 
 that's so, my dear, there's no other way out of 
 it. The mountain won't come to Mahomet, it 
 appears, so I suppose Mahomet must go to the 
 mountain. If you won't come to my hotel, 
 my child, I'll just have to go and stop at youra 
 to take care of you. 
 
 Faith drew back with a little cry of depre- 
 cation. " Oh no," she exclaimed ; " I could 
 never let you do that, I'm sure, Mrs. 
 Douglas." 
 
 But on that point Mrs. Douglas was firm. 
 The rock of the convenances on which she 
 founded her plea could not have been more 
 immovable in its fixity than herself. 
 
 " There are no two ways about it, my dear," 
 she said, after Faith had pleaded in vain every 
 plea sne knew to be let go alone to her own 
 sort of lodging-house ; " the thing's impossible. 
 I'm a married woman, and older than you, 
 and I know all about it. A girl of your age — 
 and a baronet's daughter, too — can't be per- 
 mitted to go by herself to an urn or pubUo- 
 house, especially the sort of Inn you seem to 
 imply, without a married woman to guarantee 
 her and chaperon her. As a Christian crea- 
 ture, I couldn't dream of allowing it. Why, 
 that dear mother of yours would go out of her 
 senses if she only knew you'd been passing the 
 night alone in such a place without me to take 
 care of you." A sudden thought seemed to 
 strike her all at once. " Stop here a second," 
 she said ; " I'll soon come back to you." 
 
 Faith stopped on the platform by her one 
 small portmanteau for five minutes or more ; 
 and then Mrs. Douglas returned triumphant. 
 "This is what I have said," she exclaimed, 
 brandishing a piece of white paper all radiant 
 before her. " I've sent otf a telegram : ' Mrs. 
 Douglas, Pendlebury, to Gascoyne, Plowdeu's 
 
44 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 Court, Hillborough, Surrey. Tour daughter 
 has missed her train, but is here and safe. 
 Will return to-morrow. I am taking her to a 
 respectable inn for the night. I am a friend 
 of the Lightbodys, of Cheriton Rectory.' " 
 
 " How did you know my address ? " Faith 
 gasped, astonished. 
 
 " My dear," Mrs. Douglas replied, "I happen 
 to possess a pair of eyes. I read it on the 
 label, there, on your portmanteau." 
 
 " How much did it cost? " Taith cried, all 
 aghast. 
 
 " I refuse to be questioned about my private 
 correspondence," Mrs. Douglas answered 
 firmly. " That's my affair. The telegram's 
 mine, and sent in my own name. And now, 
 dear, we've got to go out into the town and 
 hunt about for our four-and-sixpenny lodging." 
 
 CHAPTER XIII. 
 
 BBOTBEB AND SISTER. 
 
 " So what did you do, then ? " Paul asked, two 
 days later, as his sister and he sat hand-in> 
 hand, comparing notes over their winter's 
 adventures. 
 
 " So then," Faith went on, continuing her 
 tale with unusual animation, '* we ran about 
 to two cr three little places, to see which one 
 would tuiie us cheapest. And Mrs. Douglas — 
 oh, she's a wonderful one at bargaining— you 
 and I would never dare to do it. We wouldn't 
 have the face to beat people down so. ' No,' 
 she said, ' that won't suit ui — we want bed and 
 breakfast for half-a-crown,' and, you'll hardly 
 believe it, at last she got it." 
 
 It was the luncheon-hour on the first day of 
 Faith's return to the slavery of the infants ; 
 but Faith had not gone home for her mid-day 
 meal. She had got Paul to bring it out to her 
 in her father's tin, up to the Knoll — the heath- 
 clad height that overhangs Hillborough, and 
 from wUch tld town derives its name. A 
 little wooden summer-house, in form like a 
 small Ionic temple, consisting only of a cucular 
 roof supported by heavy wooden columns, in 
 the quaint bad taste of the eighteenth century, 
 crowns the svuumit ; and here, on that bright, 
 frosty January morning, in spite of the cold, 
 Fadth preferred to eat her lunch undisturbed 
 tmder the dear blue sky, in order to enjoy an 
 uninterrupted interchange of confidences with 
 her nevriy-returned brother. In the small 
 houses of the labomring classes and the lesser 
 howrgeoiaie a Ute-^-tete is impossible. People 
 in that rank of life always go outdoors to say 
 whatever they have most at heart to one 
 another — a fact which explains much in their 
 habits and manners whereat the unreflecting 
 in the classes above them are apt to jeer beyond 
 what Ib seemly. So, brusque as was the 
 change to Paul from the lemon-groves of Men- 
 tone to the bare boughs and leafiless trunks of 
 the beeches and chestnuts on the Knoll at 
 Hillborough, he was glad to embrace that 
 
 chance of outpouring his soul to his one inti- 
 mate fjriend and confidante, his sister, in the 
 rococo summer-house on the open hill-top, 
 rather than in the narrow little parlour at the 
 ancestral abode of the Qasooyne family. 
 
 << We couldn't have done it ourselves," Paul 
 mused hi reply. " But that's always the way 
 with people who feel sure of their ground, 
 Faith. They'll bargain and haggle ten times 
 as much over a shilling as we will. You see, 
 they're not afraid of losuig caste by it." 
 
 " That's just it," Faith went on. " She was 
 as bold as brass about it. 'Half a crown and 
 not one penny more we pay,' she said, putting 
 her little foot down smartly — just like this ; 
 ' and we don't want any supper ; because, you 
 see. Faith, you and I can sup in our own 
 room, to save expense, off the remains of the 
 sandwiches and the grouse and claret.' " 
 
 " No ! She didn't say that out loud before 
 theu: very face ! " Paul exclaimed, aghast. 
 
 " Yes, she did, before their very faces, my 
 dear ; and me there, just ready to drop at her 
 side with shame and annoyance. But, Paul, 
 she didn't seem to care a pin. She was as high 
 and mighty as if she'd ordered a private room, 
 with champagne and turtle. She held up her 
 head like a thorough lady, and made me feel 
 quite bold myself, merely by dint of her good 
 example." 
 
 " And you slept together ? " Paul asked. 
 
 "And we slept together," Faith answered. 
 " She said she didn't mind a bit sharing the 
 same room, though she would with some 
 people, because I had blue blood — she was 
 always talking that nonsense about blue blood, 
 you know— and blue blood was akin all the 
 world over. And I said I'd always under- 
 stood, from the documents in the case, that 
 mankind was made of one flesh, everywhere 
 alike, no matter what might be the particular 
 colour or quality of its circulating fluid ; and, 
 for my part, I didn't care a brass farthing 
 whether her blood was blue, or pink, or yellow, 
 or merely red like us common people ; for she 
 was a dear, good thing, anyhow, and I liked 
 her ever so. And then she took my face be- 
 tween her hands, like this, and kissed me so 
 hard, and said, ' Now we two are friends for 
 good and always, so we'll talk no more non- 
 sense about debatable questions.' And, Paul, 
 she's really such a sweet, kind soul, I could 
 almost forgive her for bemg such a dreadful 
 aristocrat. Why, do you know, she says she 
 pays everybody weekly, and never kept even a 
 washerwoman waiting for her money, not a 
 fortnight in her life, nor wouldn't, either." 
 
 " Well, you see. Faith," Paul answered, 
 musing, " I expect the fact is, very often, they 
 don't remember, and they've no idea what 
 trouble they're causing. Perhaps we oughtn't 
 to judge them too hardly." 
 
 " I judge them hardly," Faith cried, flushing 
 up ; "and so would you, if you'd the bills to 
 mt^e ^up, and had to go round to their very 
 doors to ask them for the money. But Mra. 
 
 :: 
 
 :j 
 
 '■\ 
 
 ■J 
 
to his one inti- 
 8 sister, in tho 
 
 open hill-top, 
 
 parlour at the 
 e family, 
 urselves," Paul 
 always the way 
 
 their ground, 
 acgle ten times 
 wm. You see, 
 a by it." 
 on. " She was 
 If a crown and 
 le said, putting 
 just like tlds; 
 r ; because, you 
 
 in our own 
 remains of the 
 claret.' " 
 3ut loud before 
 )d, aghast, 
 i^ery faces, my 
 to drop at her 
 56. But, Paul, 
 )he was as high 
 i private room, 
 •he held up her 
 1 made me feel 
 nt of her good 
 
 *aul asked, 
 aith answered, 
 tit sharing the 
 d with some 
 tlood — she was 
 out blue blood, 
 IS akin all the 
 always imder- 
 the case, that 
 ih, everywhere 
 f the particular 
 Qg fluid; and, 
 brass farthing 
 link, or yellow, 
 leople ; for she 
 i^, and I liked 
 k my face be- 
 kissed me so 
 ire friends for 
 no more non- 
 • And, Paul, 
 i soul, I could 
 ich a dreadful 
 , she says she 
 er kept even a 
 money, not a 
 t, either." 
 kul answered, 
 >ry often, they 
 no idea what 
 >s W6 oughtn't 
 
 sried, flushing 
 'd the bills to 
 to their very 
 y. But Mrs. 
 
 BROTHER AND SI5TER. 
 
 45 
 
 i 
 
 I 
 
 ■ Douglas, she's quite another sort — she's quite 
 
 [different. You can't think how friendly we 
 
 got together in that one evening. Though, to 
 
 be sure, we lay awake the best part of the 
 
 night, chattering away like a couple of mag- 
 
 I pies ; and before morning we were much more 
 
 ' intimate than I ever was with any other woman 
 
 before in all mv life. I think, perhaps " 
 
 And then Faith hesitated. 
 
 " You think, perhaps, it was because she was 
 more like the sort of person you ought natu- 
 rally to mix with," Paul suggested gently, read- 
 ing with his quick sympathetic instinct her 
 unuttered thought. 
 
 Faith faltered still. 
 
 " Well, perhaps so," she said. " More my 
 equal — at least, in intelligence and feeling. 
 Though I should be sorry to think, Paul," she 
 added, after a pause, " I had more in common 
 with the class that keeps people waiting for 
 their money than with dear, good, honest, 
 hardworking souls like father and mother." 
 
 '* I don't think the classes need be mutually 
 exclusive, as we say in logic," Paul mused 
 slowly. "You see, I mix a good deal with 
 both classes now ; and it seems to me there 
 may be good and bad in both about equally." 
 
 " Perhaps so. But the harm the one class 
 does comes home to me, of course, a great deal 
 more than the harm done by the other. They 
 give me such a lot of bother about the bills : 
 you wouldn't believe it. But Mrs. Djuglas is 
 a dear, I'm sure of that. She gave me such a 
 kiss when she saw me off by the tri\in next 
 morning, and she said to me, ' Now, remember, 
 Faith dear, I expect you to come in summer 
 term and visit me at Oxford.' " 
 
 " At Oxford ? " Paul cried, with a start of 
 short-lived pleasure. 
 
 " Oh, yes ; she was always going on about 
 that the whole night through. She kept at it 
 all the time ; ' You must come to Oxford.' I'd 
 happened to say to her earlier in the day, 
 while we were in the train together, and 
 before we got quite so intimate with one 
 another, that I'd always had such a longing to 
 see the University ; and as soon as we'd begun 
 to chum up a bit, you know, she said at once : 
 ' Next summer term you must come and visit 
 me at Oxford.' But it couldn't be managed, 
 of course," Faith went on with a sigh. " The 
 thing's beyond us. Though I couldn't make 
 her understand how utterly impossible it 
 was." 
 
 Paul's face fell. 
 
 " I suppose it is impossible," he murmured, 
 disappointed. " You couldn't get the proper 
 sort of clothes, I expect, to go and stop at Mrs. 
 Douglas's, could you ? " 
 
 " No," Faith answered very decisively. " I 
 couldn't indeed. It may be wicked pride, but 
 I'm woman enough to feel I won't go unless I 
 can be dressed as well as all the others." 
 
 " It's a dreadful thing, Faith," Paul said, 
 still holding her hand and looking away 
 vaguely over the bare English landscape — so 
 
 painful a contrast to the green of Mentone ; 
 " it's a dreadful thing tiiat 1 can't do anything 
 in that way to help you. Now, any other 
 brother, situated as I am, would be able to 
 a-tbint bis sister a bit, and make her a little 
 preBent of a dress and hat for such an occasion 
 as that, for example. But I — I can't. What- 
 ever I have is all Mr. Solomons'. I can't 
 spend a single penny unnecessarily on myself 
 or you without doing a wrong to him and 
 father and you and mother. There's that 
 tenner, now, I got from Thistleton, for 
 coaching him : under any oth«r circumstances 
 I'd be able to look upon that as my own to 
 spend — I earned it myself— and to get you an 
 evening dress (you'd want a simple evening 
 dress, of course) to go to Oxford with. But I 
 can't allow myself such a luxury as that. If 
 I did, I'd have to get another tenner the more 
 from Mr. Solomons, and sign for it at once, 
 and burden my conscience, and father's, and 
 yours, with another extra ten pounds, and all 
 tho interest." 
 
 "I sometimes think," Faith exclaimed 
 petulantly, " we should all have ^oon a great 
 deal happier in our lives if we'd never heard 
 of that dreadful Mr. Solomons I " 
 
 Paul took a more judicial view of the situa- 
 tion, as became his sex. 
 
 " I sometimes think so, too," he answered 
 after a pause. "But, then, you've got to 
 remember. Faith, that we, both of us, are 
 what we ore now wholly and solely through 
 Mr. Solomons. We can't unthink so much of 
 our past as to make ourselves mentally into 
 what we might have been if Mr. Solomons had 
 never ao aU crossed our horizon. We must 
 recollect th \t if it hadn't been for Mr. Solomons 
 I should never have gone either to the Gram- 
 mar School or to Oxford. And if I'd never 
 ![one, you'd never have learnt all that you've 
 earnt from me. You'd never even have 
 become a teacher — now, would you? In a 
 sort of way, Faith, you're now a laidy, and I'm 
 a gentleman. I Imow we are not what the big 
 people at Hillborough would call gentlefolk; 
 but in the only sense of the word that's worth 
 anything we are ; and that we are all depends 
 upon Mr. Solomons. So being what we are, 
 we can't say now what we would have wished 
 things to be if we had been quite other- 
 wise." 
 
 " That's a trifle metaphysical,'^ Faith mur- 
 mured, smiling. " I don't feel sure I follow 
 it. But perhaps, after all, on the whole, I 
 agree with you." 
 
 "Mr. Solomons is a factor yon can't 
 eliminate from our joint lives," Paul went on 
 quietly ; " and if we could eliminate him, and 
 tdl that he implies, we'd not be ourselves. 
 We'd be Tom and Mary Whitehead, if you 
 imderstand me." 
 
 " You might be Tom, but I'd not be Mary," 
 Faith answered with a not tmbecoming toss of 
 her head, for the Whiteheads, in point of fact, 
 were her pet aversion. " The difference there 
 
vr*\ 
 
 A3 
 
 THE SCALLYWAd. 
 
 U Bomotliing in the fibre. T suppose Mrs. 
 Douglas would say it was bluo blood; but, 
 anyhow, 1 believe I'm not quite made of the 
 same stuff as she is." 
 
 " Why, there you're as bad as Mrs. Douglas 
 herself, Paul retorted, laughing. " Who was 
 so precious democratic just now, I'd like to 
 know, about all mankind and its varieties of 
 circulating fluid ? " 
 
 Faith laughed in return, but withdrew her 
 hand. We all of us object to the prejudices of 
 others, but our own little prejudices are so 
 much more sensible, so much more firmly 
 
 3 rounded on reasonable distinctions I Wo 
 on't like to have them too freely laughed at. 
 
 " And this Yankee girl you were telling ua 
 about last night," Faith went on after a pause. 
 •' Was she very nice ? As nice as she was 
 rich ? And did you and she flirt desperately 
 together ? " 
 
 Paul's smiling face grow suddenly grave. 
 
 "Well, Faith," he said, "to tell you the 
 truth — you may think it an awfully presump- 
 tuous thing for a fellow like me to say, but I 
 really believe it — if I were to take pains about 
 going the right way to work, I might get that 
 Yankee girl to Bay Yea to me." 
 
 " Most probably," Faith answered, quite un. 
 discomposed by tliis (to Paul) most startling 
 announcement. 
 
 " You're lauehing at tne," Paul cried, draw- 
 ing back a little ahcurply. " You think me a 
 conceited prig for imagining it." 
 
 " Not at all," Faith replied, with supreme 
 sisterly confidence in her brotlier's attractions. 
 " On the contrary, I should think nothing on 
 earth could be more perfectly natural. There's 
 no reason, that I can see, why you need be so 
 absurdly modest about your own position. 
 You're tall, you're strong, you're well-built, 
 you're good-looking, and though it's me that 
 says it, as oughtn't to say it, you're every inch 
 a gentleman. You've been well educated; 
 you're an Oxford man, acoostomed to mix 
 with the best blood in England; you're 
 cleverer than anybody else I ever met ; and 
 last of all, you're the heu to a baronetcjjr. 
 Heaven knows I'm the least likely person m 
 the world to over-estimate the worth or im- 
 portance of thai — but, after all, it always 
 coTllits for something. If all those combined 
 attractions aren't enough to bring down the 
 American girl on her knees, where, for good- 
 ness' sake, does she expect to find her complete 
 Adonis ? " 
 
 " I wish I felt half as confident about 
 myself as you do about me," Paul murmured, 
 half ashamed. 
 
 " If you did, you wouldn't be half as nice as 
 you are qow, my dear. It's your diffidence 
 that puts the comhle on yoir perfections, as 
 dear old Clarice would say. I'm so glad you 
 saw her. She'd be so proud and delighted." 
 
 " And yet it was awkward," Paul said re- 
 flectively. 
 
 " I don't doubt it was awkward," his sister 
 
 replied. "It's always awkward to mix up 
 your classes." 
 
 " I'm not so much ashamed," Paul went on 
 with a sigh, " as uncomfortable and doubtful. 
 It isn't snobbishness, I think, that makes me 
 feel so ; but, you see, vou don't know how 
 other people will treat them. And you hate 
 having to be always obtruding on people whose 
 whole ideas and sympathies and feelings are 
 restricted to one class the fact that you your- 
 self are just equally bound up with another. 
 It seems like assuming a constant attitude of 
 needless antagonism." 
 
 " Is she pretty ? " Taitii put in abruptly, 
 not lieeding his explanation. 
 
 " Who ? Clarice ? As pretty as ever, and 
 not one day older." 
 
 " I didn't mean her" Faith interposed with 
 a smile. " I mean the other one — the 
 American." 
 
 " Oh, her ! Yes, in her way. no doubt. 
 Mignonne, slender, pallid, and golden-haired. 
 She looks as if a breath would blow her away. 
 Yet she's full of spirit, and cheek, and audacity, 
 for all that. She said to me herself one day : 
 ' I'm a little one, but, oh my ! ' and I'm sure 
 she meant it. The man that marries her will 
 have somebody to tackle." 
 " And do you like her, Paul ? " I 
 
 Paul looked up in surprise — not at the words, 
 but at the impressive, half-regretful way in 
 which they were spoken. 
 
 " No," he said. " Faith, if you ask me 
 point-blank, she's a nice little girl — pretty, 
 and all that sort of thing ; but I don't care for 
 her." 
 
 " And will you take pains about going the 
 right way to make her say Yea to you ? " 
 
 " Faith, how can you 1 I could never marry 
 her. Bich as she is, and with all Mr. Solomons' 
 bills at my back, I could never marry her." 
 
 There was a minute's pause. Tnen Faith 
 said again, looking up in his face : 
 
 " So the revolt has come. It's come at la^t. 
 I've been waiting for it, and expecting it. For 
 months and months I've been waiting and 
 watching. You've found yourself face to face 
 with the facts at last, and your conscience is 
 too strong for you. I knew it would be." 
 
 " The revolt has come," Paul answered, with 
 an effort. " I found it out last week at Men* 
 tone, alone, and, in my own mind, it's all 
 settled now. It's a terrible thing to have to 
 say. Faith, and I've hardly worked out all it 
 entails yet; but, come what may, I can't 
 marry an heiress." 
 
 Faith said nothing, but she rose from her 
 seat, and putting her two hands to his warm, 
 red cheeks, kissed him soundly with sisterly 
 fervour. 
 
 "I know what it means, Paul," she said, 
 stooping over him tenderly. " I know what a 
 struggle it must have cost you to make up 
 your mind — you on whom it's been enjoined 
 as a sort of sacred duty for so many years past 
 by father and Mr. Solomons. But I knew, 
 
THE COMING OP AQK OF THE HEIR. 
 
 47 
 
 to mix up 
 
 aul wont on 
 id doubtful. 
 t makes nie 
 
 know how 
 id you hate 
 leople whose 
 feelings are 
 
 you your- 
 th another. 
 
 attitude of 
 
 n abruptly, 
 
 8 over, and 
 
 rposed with 
 one — the 
 
 no doubt. 
 Iden-haired. 
 V her away, 
 id audacity, 
 If one day : 
 id I'm sure 
 ies her will 
 
 1 
 
 ttheworda, 
 tful way in 
 
 9u ask me 
 W— pretty, 
 n't care for 
 
 it going the 
 ou ? " 
 ever marry 
 . Solomons' 
 TV her." 
 rhen Faith 
 
 ime at la.t. 
 np it. For 
 'aiting and 
 face to face 
 nsoience is 
 Id be." 
 vered, with 
 ek at Men< 
 id, it's aU 
 to have to 
 1 out all it 
 y» I can't 
 
 I from her 
 his warm, 
 ith sisterly 
 
 ' she said, 
 tow what a 
 I make up 
 n enjoined 
 years past 
 It I knew, 
 
 when onoe you oame to stand face to face with 
 it, you'd see through the sham and dinpel tlio 
 iUusion. You could never, never so sell your- 
 self into slavery, and a helpless woman into 
 gross degradation." 
 
 " It will kill father whenever I have to tell 
 him," Paul murmured in return. " It will be 
 the deatb-knell of all his hopes and ideals." 
 
 "But you needn't tell him — at present at 
 least," Faith answered, wisely. " I'ut oil i.he 
 worst till you find it's inevitable. After all, 
 it's only a guess that the American would tolco 
 you. Most men don't marry at twenty-one. 
 And you won't be twenty-one till to-morrow. 
 You've years before you yet to make up your 
 mind in. You can earn money 'meanwhile and 
 repay it slowly. The disillusionment may 
 come by slow degrees. There's no need to 
 ppring it upon him at one swoop, as you sprang 
 it upon me unexpectedly this minute." 
 
 " I can never earn it ; I can never repay 
 it," Paul answered, despondently. "It's far 
 too heavy a weight for a man to begin life 
 upon. I bhall sink under the burden, but I 
 shall never get rid of it." 
 
 " Wait and see," Faith answered. " For the 
 present, there's no need for saying anything. 
 To-morrow Mr. Solomons wiU want you to 
 sign your name afresh. But don't be foolish 
 enough to tell him this. Why, gooc ess 
 gracious, there's the bell 1 I must hurr* down 
 at once. And how cold it is up here jn the 
 hill-top." 
 
 Halfway down the slope she turned and 
 spoke once more. 
 
 "And the other girl," she said, "Nea 
 Blak? The English one ? " 
 
 " She's very, very nice," Paul answered, 
 with warmth. " She's a really good girl. I 
 like her immensely." 
 
 " Who is she ? " Faith asked, in a tremulous 
 voice. 
 
 " Her father's a clergyman, somewhere down 
 In Cornwall." 
 
 " I should hate her," Faith cried. " I know 
 I should hate her. I never can bear grand 
 girls Uke that. If this is one of that sort, I 
 know I should hate her. The American I 
 could stand — their ways are not our ways ; and 
 we have the better ot them in some things ; 
 but an Englishwoman like that, I know I 
 could never, never endure her." 
 
 "I'm sorry," Paul answered. And he looked 
 at her tenderly. 
 
 CHAPTER XrV. 
 
 THE OOHINO OF AOB OP THE HEIR TO 
 THE TITLE. 
 
 Next morning was Paul's twenty-first birth- 
 day. I'or that important occasion he had 
 hurried home to England three days before 
 his term at Oxford began ; for Mr. Solomons 
 was anxious to bind him down firmly at the 
 earliest poaeible moment to repay all the 
 
 sums borrowed on his account by his father 
 during his infancy, from the very beginning. 
 To bo sure, they had all bnen expended on 
 nccosaaricB, and if the sturdy infant hiinNclf 
 would not pay, it would alwnys be possible to 
 fall back upon his father. But, tnon, what 
 Uflo was that as a security ? Mr. Solnmonn 
 asked himself. No, no ; he wanted Paul's own 
 hand and seal to all the documents hereinafter 
 recapitulated, on the date of hu coming of age, 
 as a guarantee for future repayinent. 
 
 The occasion, indeed, was celebrated in the 
 Oascoyne household with all duo solemnity. 
 The baronet himself wore his Sunday best, 
 with the carefully-brushed tall hat in which hu 
 always drove summer visitors to church in the 
 Hillborough season ; and at ten of the clock 
 precisely he and Paul repaired, with a church- 
 going air, as is the habit of their class (viewed 
 not as a baronet, but as petite hourqcoisie) 
 whenever a legal function has to be performed, 
 to the dingy, stingy, gloomy-looking house 
 where Mr. Solomons abode in the High Street 
 of Hillborough. 
 
 Mr. Solomons, too, for his part, had risen in 
 every way to the dignity of tne occasion. He 
 had to do business with a real live baronet 
 and his eldest son ; and he had prepared to 
 receive his distinguished guests and clients with 
 becoming hospitalitv. A decanter of brown 
 sherry and a plate of plain cake stood upon tho 
 table by the dusty window of the estate agent's 
 office; a bouquet of laurustinus and early 
 forced wallflowers adorned the one vase on the 
 wooden chimney-piece, and a fancy waistcoat 
 of the most ornate design decorated Mr. 
 Solomons' own portly person. Mr. Lionel, 
 too, had come down from town to act as wit- 
 ness and general adviser, and to watch the 
 case, so to speak, on his own behalf, as next- 
 of-kin and heir-at-law to the person most 
 interested in the whole proceeding. Mr. 
 Lionel's hair was about as curly and as olea- 
 ginous as usual, but the flower in his button- 
 hole was even nobler in proportions than was 
 his wont on week-days, and the perfume that 
 exhaled from his silk pocket-handkerchief was 
 more redolent than ever of that fervid musk 
 which is dear to the Oriental nervous organi- 
 sation. 
 
 " Come in. Sir Emery," Mr. Solomons ob- 
 served, rubbing his hands with great unction, 
 as the cab-driver paused for a second respect- 
 fully at his creditor's door. Mr. Solomons 
 called his distinguished client plain Gascoyne 
 on ordinary occasions when they met on terms 
 of employer and cabman, but whenever these 
 solemn functions of high finance had to bs 
 performed he allowed himself the inexpensi^ i 
 luxury of rolling that superfluous title for i 
 special treat on his appreciative palate as a 
 connoisseur rolls a good glass of burgundy. 
 
 Paul grew hot in the face at the unwelcome 
 sound— for to Paul that hateful baronetcy had 
 grown Into a perfect bete noire — but Su* 
 Emery advonoea by shuffling steps with a 
 
THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 1 
 
 I 
 
 I 
 
 diffident air into the middle of the room, find- 
 ing obvious difllculties as to the carriago of his . 
 iianda, and then observed, in a very Bheopisb 
 tone, OS ho bowed awliwardly : 
 
 " Good-day, Mr. adomons, sir. Fine mornin', 
 Mr. Lionel. 
 
 " It ia a fine morning," Mr. Lionel con- 
 desoendod to obuerve in reply, with n distant 
 nod ; " but deviliith cold, ain't it ? " Then, ex- 
 tending his alcek white hand to Paul, with a 
 more gracious salute, " How de do, Oascoyne ? 
 Had a jolly time over yonder at Mcntono ? " 
 
 For Mr. Lionel never forgot that Paul 
 Oascoyne had beon to Oxford and was heir to 
 a baronotov, and that, therefore, social capital 
 might, as likely as not, hereafter be made out 
 of nim. 
 
 " Thank you," Paul answered, with a slight 
 inclination of his head and a marked tone of 
 distaste ; " I enjoyed myself very much on the 
 Iliviora. It's a beautiful place, and the people 
 were so very kind to mo." 
 
 For Paul on his side had always a curious 
 double feeling towards Lionel Solomons. On 
 the one hand, he never forgot tha^i Lionel was 
 his uncle's nephew, and that once upon a time, 
 when ho played as a child in his father's yard, 
 he used to regard Lionel as a very grand 
 ouug gentleman indeed. And, on tne other 
 and, he couldn't conceal from himself the 
 patent fact, especially since he had mixed in 
 the society of gentlemen on equal terms at 
 Oxford, that Lionel Solomons was a peculiarly 
 offensive kind of snob— the snob about town 
 who thinks he knows a thing or two as to the 
 world at large, and talks with dib familiarity 
 about everyone everywhere wnose name is 
 bandied about in the shrill mouths of London 
 gossip. 
 
 Mr. Solomons motioned Sir Emery graciously 
 into a chair. 
 
 "Sit down, Paul," he said, turning to his 
 younger client. "A glass of wine this cold 
 morning, Sir Emery ? " 
 
 " I thank you kindly, sir," the baronet re- 
 sponded, taking it up as he spoke. " 'Ere's your 
 very good 'ealth, Mr. Solomons, an' my respex 
 to Mr. Lionel." 
 
 Mr. Solomons poured out a glass for Paul 
 and then two more, in solemn silence, for him- 
 self and his nephew. Tho drinking of wine 
 has a sort of serious ceremonial importance 
 with certain perBons of Mr. Solomons' char- 
 acter. After that he plunged for a while into 
 Seneral conversation on the atmospheric con- 
 itions and the meteorological probabilities for 
 the immediate future — a subject which led 
 round naturally by graceful steps to the politi- 
 cal state of this lungdom, and the chances of 
 a defeat for the existing Miniatrj over the Bill 
 for the County Government of Dublin. Mr. 
 Solomons considered it becoming on these 
 State oooaaions not to start too abruptly on the 
 question of business; a certain subdued deli- 
 cacy of consideration for his clients' feelings 
 made him hesan the interview on the broader 
 
 and, so to speak, neutral basis of a meeting 
 between gentlemen. 
 
 At last, however, when the sherry and the 
 Ministry were both comfortably disposed of, 
 and Sir Emery had signified his satisfaction 
 and acquiescence in either process, Mr. Solo- 
 mons doxterously'and gracefully introduced the 
 real subject before the house with a small set 
 speech. " I think, Sir Emery," ho said, put- 
 ting bis square bullet-head a little on one side, 
 " you intimated just now that you wished to 
 confer with me on a matter of business? '' 
 
 " Yes, sir," the cab-driver answered, grow- 
 ing suddenly hot, and speaking with a visible 
 effort of oloqueooe. "My son, Paul, as you 
 know, sir, have come of age to-day, and it's 
 our desure, Mr. Solomons, if-so-be-as it's okally 
 convenient to you, to go together over them 
 there little advances you'v" beon kind enough 
 to make from time to ti' 'or Paul's eddioa- 
 tion, if I may so term ' to set 'em all 
 
 right and straight, ia tL .^ner o' speaking, 
 
 by gettin' Paul's own acknowledgment for 'em 
 in black an' white, now he's no longer a minor 
 but his own master." 
 
 It was a great triumph for the British 
 baronet to stumble through so long a sentence 
 unhurt, without a single halt, or a lapse of 
 consciousness, and he felt justly proud when be 
 got fairly' to the end of It. Frequently as he had 
 rehearsed it to himself in bed the night before, 
 he never thought that when the moment for 
 firing it ofT in actual practice really arrived be 
 would have got pat through it all with such 
 distinguished success. 
 
 Mr. Solomons smiled a smile of grateful 
 recognition, and bowed, with one hand spread 
 carelessly over bis ample and expansive waist: 
 coat. " If I've been of any service to you and 
 your son, Sur Emery," be answered with 
 humility, not untempered by conscious recti- 
 tude and the sense of a generous action well 
 performed (at twenty per cent, inierest, and 
 incidentals), "I'm more than repaid, I'm sure, 
 for all my time and trouble. " 
 
 '* And now," Mr. Lionel remarked, with a 
 curl of his full Oriental lips, under the budding 
 moustache, " let's get to business." 
 
 To business Mr. Solomons thereupon at once 
 addressed himself with congenial speed. He 
 brought from their pigeon -bole in the safe (with 
 a decorous show of having to hunt for them 
 first among bis multifarious papers, though he 
 bad put them handy before bis client entered) 
 the bundle of aoknowledgments tied up in 
 pink tape, and duly signed, sealed, and de- 
 livered by Paul and his father. ' " These," he 
 said, unfolding them with studious care, and 
 recapitulating them one by one, " are the 
 documents in the case. If you please, Mr. 
 Paul"— he had never called him Mr. Paul 
 before; but he was a free man now, and 
 this was business—" we'll go over them to- 
 gether, and cheek their correctness." 
 
 "I have the figures all down here in my 
 pocket-hook," Paid answered hastily, for he 
 
 ^ 
 
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 at a meeting 
 
 srry and the 
 dispoaed of, 
 
 8 aatisfaction 
 IS, Mr. SolO' 
 atroduoed the 
 I a tmall set 
 he said, put* 
 
 9 on one side, 
 ou wished to 
 isinosB? "' 
 wcrod, grow* 
 nth a viaiblo 
 Paul, as you 
 day, and it's 
 i-as it's okally 
 3T over them 
 
 kind enough 
 i'aul's eddioa- 
 } set 'em all 
 r o' speaking, 
 i;ment for 'em 
 )nger a minor 
 
 the British 
 ng a sentence 
 
 or a lapse of 
 )roud when he 
 intly as he had 
 ) night before, 
 ) moment for 
 Jly arrived he 
 all with such 
 
 e of grateful 
 I hand spread 
 mnsive waist.- 
 ice to you and 
 iBwered with 
 nsciouB recti- 
 is action well 
 interest, and 
 laid, I'm sure, 
 
 irked, with a 
 ir the budding 
 
 enpon at once 
 1 speed. He 
 the safe (with 
 unt for them 
 its, though he 
 lient entered) 
 ts tied up in 
 laled, and de- 
 " These," he 
 OUB care, and 
 ' are the 
 please, Mr. 
 im Mr. Paul 
 an now, and 
 over them to* 
 
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 49 
 
 ras an^donB to shorten this unpleasant inter- 
 Hew as much as possible ; " will you just 
 llance at their numbers, and see if they're 
 oourate?" 
 
 But Mr. Solomons was not to be so put off. 
 
 Por his part, indeed, he was quite otherwise 
 
 ninded. This ceremony was^to him a vastly 
 
 eable one, and he was anxious rather to 
 
 brolong it, and to increase the sense of its deep 
 
 importance by every conceivable legal detail in 
 
 lis power. 
 
 ' "Excuse me," he said blandly, taking up 
 the paper, and laying it open with ostentatious 
 ^BorupulouBneiJS. "This is the law, and we 
 toiust be striotly lawyer-like. Will you kindly 
 look over the contents of this document, and 
 leee whether it tallies with your recollection ? " 
 Paul took it up and resigned himself with a 
 fsigh to the unpleasant ordeal. " Quite 
 [right," he answered, handing it back formally. 
 ' Will you be so good as to initial it on the 
 {back, then, with date as signed?" Mr. 
 [Solomons asked. 
 
 Paiil did as he was bid, in wondering silence. 
 Mr. Solomons took up the next in order, and 
 I then the third, and after that the fourth, and 
 ; 80 on through all that hateful series of bills 
 and renewals. Every item Paul acknowledged 
 in solemn form, and each was duly handed 
 over for inspection as he did so to Mr. Lionel, 
 who also initialled them in his quality of 
 witness. 
 
 At last the whole lot was fairly disposed of, 
 and the dreadful total alone now stared Paul 
 in the face with his blank insolvency. Then 
 Mr. Solomons took from his desk yet another 
 paper — this time a solemn document in due 
 legal form, which he proceeded to read aloud 
 in a serious tone and with deep impressiveness. 
 Of "this indenture" and its contents Paul 
 could only remember afterwards that it con- 
 tained many allusions to Sir Emery Qascoyne, 
 of Plowden's Court, Hillborough, in the County 
 of Surrey, baronet, and Pai! Gasooyne, of 
 Christ Church, in the University of Oxford, 
 gentleman, of the first part, as well as to 
 Judah Prince Solomons, of High Street, HiU- 
 borough aforesaid, auctioneer and estate agent, 
 of the second part ; and that it purported to 
 witness, with many unnecessary circumlocu- 
 tions and subterfuges of the usual legal sort, 
 to the simple fact that the two persons of the 
 first part agreed and consented, jointly and 
 severally, to pay the person of the second put 
 a certain gross lump-sum, which, so iat as 
 human probability went, they had no sort of 
 prospect or reasonable chance of ever paying. 
 However, it was perfectly useless to say so to 
 Mr. Solomons at that exact moment ; for the 
 pleasure which he derived from the perusal of 
 the bond was too intense to permit the inter- 
 vention of any other feeling. So when the 
 document had been duly read and digested, 
 Paul took up the pea and did as he was bid, 
 signing opposite a small red wafer on the face 
 of the instrument, ood then remarking, as he 
 
 handed it back to Mr. Solomons, with his 
 finger on the wafer, in accordance with in- 
 structions : " I deliver this as my act and 
 deed " — a sentence which seemed to afford the 
 person of the second part the profoundest and 
 most obviously heartfelt enjoyment. 
 
 And well it might indeed, for no loophole of 
 escape was left to Paul and his father any- 
 where. Th')y had bound themselves down, 
 body and soul, to be Mr. Solomons' slaves and 
 journeymen lumds till they had paid him in 
 full for every stiver of the amount to the 
 uttermost farthing. 
 
 When all the other signing and witnessing 
 had been done, and Paul had covenanted by 
 solemn attestations never to plead infancy, 
 error, or non-indebtedness, Mr. Solomons 
 sighed a sigh of mingled regret and relief as 
 he observed once more : 
 
 " And now, Paul, you owe the seven-and-six 
 for the stamp you'll notice." 
 
 Paul pulled out his purse and paid the sum 
 demanded without a passing murmur. He 
 had been so long accustomed to these constant 
 petty exactions that he took them now almost 
 for granted, and hardly even reflected upon 
 the curious fact that the sum in which he was 
 now indebted amounted to more than double 
 the original lump he had actually received, 
 without counting these perpetual noinor draw- 
 back 
 
 Mr. Solomons folded up the document oare- 
 fuUy, and replaced it in its pigeon-hole in the 
 iron safe. 
 
 " That finishes the past," he said; "there 
 we've got our security, Leo. And for the 
 futur*), Mr. Paul, is there any temporary 
 assistance you need just now to return to 
 Oxford with ? " 
 
 A terrible light burst across Paul's soul. 
 How on earth was he to live till he took his 
 degree? Now that he had fully made up his 
 mind that he couldn't and wouldn't marry an 
 heiress, how could he go on accepting money 
 from Mr. Solomons, which was really advanced 
 on the remote security of that supposed con- 
 tingency? Clearly, to do so would be dis- 
 honest and uiijust. And yet, if he didn't 
 accept it, how could he ever take his degree 
 at all, and if h<4 didn't take his degree, how 
 could he possibly hope to eain anything any- 
 where, eiUier to keep himself alive or to repay 
 Mr. Solomons? 
 
 Strange to say, this terrible dilemma had 
 never before occiurred to his youthful intelli- 
 
 Cce. He had to meet it and solve it off- 
 d now, without a single minute for con- 
 sideration. 
 
 It would not have been surprising, with the 
 training he had had, if Paul, accustomed to 
 live upon Mr. Solomons' loans, as most young 
 men live upon their father's resources, had 
 salved his conscience by this clear plea of 
 necessity, and h8,d decided that to take his 
 degree, anyhow, wan of the first importance, 
 both for himaelf oir.d Mi. Solomons. 
 
50 
 
 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 Bat he didn't. In an instant he had thought 
 aJ these things over, and being now a man and 
 a free agent, had decided in a dash what course 
 of action his freedom imposed upon him. 
 
 With trembling lips be answered firmly: 
 " Nc , thank you, Mr. Solomons ; I've enough 
 in hand for my needs for the present." And 
 then he relapsed into troubled silence. 
 
 What followed he hardly noticed much. 
 There was more political talk, and more sherry 
 all round, with pliuu-oake accompaniment and 
 serious faces. And then they rose to leave, 
 Paul thinking to himself that now the crisis 
 had oome at last, and he could never return to 
 his beloved Oxford. Those three years of his 
 life would all be ''ihrown away. He must miss 
 his degree— and break his father's heart with, 
 the disappointment. 
 
 But Sir Emery observed, as he reached the 
 open air, rubbing his hands together in the 
 profundity of his admiration : " 'E's a rare 
 clever chap, to be sure, is Mr. Solomons. Barr 
 and Wilkie ain't nothin' by the side of him. 
 Why, 'e read them documents out aloud so as 
 no lawyer couldn't 'a drawed 'em up better." 
 
 And Mr. Lionel, within, was observing to 
 his imcle : " Well, you a/re a simple one, and 
 no mistake, to let that fellow Gascoyne see 
 where you keep his acknowledgments I For 
 my part, I wouldn't trust any man aUve to 
 know where I keep any papers of importance." 
 
 CHAPTER XV. 
 
 riOHHITTKB OF 8UFPLT. 
 
 When Paul got home, he put his dilemma, at 
 lunch time, before Faith, 'W'ho went out with 
 him once more on the knoii to discuss it. 
 
 "And what do you mean to do now?" 
 Faith asked, as soon as he had finished out> 
 pouring his difficulties into her sympathetic ear, 
 " Anyhow, you iniMt go back to Oxford." 
 
 "I can't," Paul answered, shortly; "I've 
 no money to go with." 
 
 " You've Thistloton's tenner," Faith replied, 
 with simple straightforwardness, unconscious 
 of the impropriety of such language on the lips 
 of the female instructor of youth ; for she had 
 seen so little of anybody but Paul, that Paul's 
 phrases came naturally to the tip of her tongue 
 whenever she discussed the things that pertain 
 to men, and more especially to Oxford. 
 " That'll pay your way up and settle you in, 
 at any rate." 
 
 " But my battels i " Paul objected. " I won't 
 have anything to meet my battels with." 
 
 Faith was too well up in University language 
 not to be well aware by this time that " battels " 
 are the collage charges for food, lodging, sun- 
 dries, and tuition; so she made no bones about 
 that techniocJ phrase, but answered boldlv: 
 
 " Well, the battels must take care of them- 
 selves ; they won't be due till the beginning of 
 next term, and meanwhile yon can live on tick 
 —as all the big people do at Billborough — 
 can't you?" 
 
 " Faith I " Paul cried, looking down Into lorn 
 face aghast. " ^t tu, Brute I Yon who altnyi 
 pitch into them so for not paying their little 
 bills promptly I " 
 
 "Oh, I don't really mean thatt" Faith 
 answered, colouring up, and somewhat shocked 
 herself at her own levity in this fall from 
 grace ; for, to Faith, the worst of all human 
 sins was hving on credit. " I only meant — 
 can't you try to get some more private pupils 
 in the course of term-time, and stand your 
 chance at the end of being able to pay your 
 battels ? " 
 
 Paul reflected profoundly. 
 
 "It's a precious poor chance," he responded, 
 with perfect frankness. " There aren't many 
 fellows who care to read nowadays with an 
 undergraduate. And, besides, it spoils a man's 
 own prospects for his examinations so much, 
 if he has to go teaching and reading at once — 
 driving two teams abreasti as learner and 
 tutor." 
 
 "It does," Faith answered. "That's ob- 
 vious, of course. But, then, you've got to do 
 something, you know, to keep the ball roll- 
 ing." 
 
 It's a great thing for a man to have an un- 
 practical woman to spur him on. It mAkes 
 him boldly attempt the impossible. So in the 
 end, after much discussing of pros and cona 
 between them, it was finally decided that Paul 
 must go up to Oxford, as usual, and do his best 
 to hang on somehow for the present. If the 
 worst came to the worst, as Faith put it sao- 
 oinctly, he must make a clean breast oi it all 
 to Mr. Solomons. But if not, he tLight 
 manage by hook or by crook to earn eno \gh 
 money to pull through two terms ; for in tiwo 
 terms more he would take his degree, and 
 then he might really begin to work for money. 
 
 It was a desperate attempt — how desperate 
 those only know who have themselves been 
 through it. But Paul resolved to try, and the 
 resolve itself had in it a gentle touch of the 
 heroic. 
 
 Next day, in fact, he bade farewell to Faith 
 and his mother, and returned with his ten- 
 pound note to Oxford. Ten pounds is a 
 slender provision for a term's expenses, but 
 it would enable him at least to look about him 
 for the moment, and see what chances arose 
 of taking pupils. 
 
 And, indeed, that very night fortune favoured 
 him, as it sometimes favours those forlorn 
 Lopes of work-a-day heroes. To his great sur- 
 prise, Thistleton came round, after ful, to hia 
 rooms, to ask if Paul would take him on for 
 the term as a private pupil. 
 
 " It's to read, this time," he explained, with 
 his usual frankness, "not to satisfy the gover- 
 nor. I really must get through my ' Mods ' at 
 last, and, if I don't look sharp, I shall be 
 ' ploughed ' agahi, and that 'd set the governor's 
 back up, so that he'd cut my allowanoe, for 
 he won t stand my failing again, the Kovemor 
 won't, that's certain." 
 
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 COMMITTBB OP SUPPLY. 
 
 31 
 
 s 
 
 IntolMr 
 
 whoaltwyB 
 ( their little 
 
 Mt!" Faith 
 hat shcoked 
 fall from 
 all human 
 
 oly meant — 
 
 rivate pupils 
 stand your 
 
 *o P»y your 
 
 responded, 
 uren't many 
 tys with an 
 toils a man's 
 ns BO much, 
 ig at onoe — 
 earner and 
 
 That's ob- 
 ra ffot to do 
 le ball roll- 
 have an un- 
 it makes 
 < So in the 
 " and oona 
 )d that Paul 
 
 do hia best 
 mt. If the 
 put it sue- 
 last of it all 
 
 he ixight 
 un eno Tgh 
 for in vtfo 
 legree, and 
 for money. 
 J desperate 
 wives been 
 ry, and the 
 luch of the 
 
 U to Faith 
 ti his ten- 
 imds is a 
 dnses, but 
 about hirn 
 aoes arose 
 
 e favoured 
 96 forlorn 
 great sur- 
 lU, to his 
 m on for 
 
 ned, with 
 ■he gover- 
 'Mods 'at 
 shaU be 
 governor's 
 anoe, for 
 governor 
 
 With great joy, fheretore, Paul consented to 
 take him on for the term, and so double that 
 modest tenner. 
 
 Thistleton stopped talking long and htte in 
 his friend's rooms, and about twelve o'clock 
 one of those confidential fits came over Paul, 
 which are apt to come over young men, and 
 others, when they sit up late into the small 
 hours of the morning over the smouldering 
 embers of a dying fire. He had impressed 
 upon Thistleton more than once already the 
 absolute need for his making a little money, 
 and his consequent desire to obtain pupils ; 
 and Thistleton in return had laughingly chaffed 
 him about those mysterious claims to which 
 Paul was always so vaguely alluding. Then 
 Paul had waxed mor j confidential and friendly 
 still, and had imported to Thistleton's sym- 
 pathetic ear the fact that, if he didn't succeed 
 in earning his own living for the next two 
 terms, he would be obliged to leave Oxford 
 without taking his degree at all, and so cut off 
 all hope of making a Uvelihood in future and 
 satisfying the mysteripus claims in question. 
 
 "How so?" Thistleton asked; and Paul 
 answered him in guarded phrase that lus 
 means of subsistence had since his return from 
 Mentone been suddenly and quite unexpectedly 
 cut from under him. 
 
 " What I The respected bart.'8 not dead, is 
 he ? " the blonde young man asked, opening his 
 big blue eyes as wide as he could open them. 
 
 Paul replied, with a somewhat forced smiley 
 that the respected hart, still continued to walk 
 this colid earth, and that his ^sappearanoe, 
 indeed, from this mortal scene would have 
 produced very little effect one way or the otiier 
 upon his son's fortunes. 
 
 Then Thistleton grew more curious and in- 
 quisitive still, and Paul more confidential ; till 
 the end of it all was that Paul gradually un- 
 folded to his friend the whole of Mr. Solomons' 
 scheme for his education and future life, with 
 the financial details of yesterday's indenture, 
 and the supposed way in which he was him- 
 self to discharge thereafter those serious obli- 
 gations. 
 
 When Thistleton heard the entire story, he 
 would have laughed outright had it notoeen 
 for the obvious seriousness of Paul's dilemma. 
 To borrow money on the strength of a prospec- 
 tive heiress unknown was really too ricQculous. 
 But as soon as he began fully to grasp the 
 whole absurd incident, its graver as well as its 
 more comic aspects, his mdignation got the 
 better of his amusement at the episode. He 
 declared roundly, in verv plain terms, that 
 Mr. Solomons, having taken Paul's life into 
 his own hands while Paul was yet too young 
 to know good from evil, and huaving brought 
 Paul up like a genUoman, at Oxford, was 
 clearly bound to see the thing through to the 
 bitter end — at least, till Paul had taken his 
 degree, and was, therefore, in a position to 
 earn his own livelihood. 
 
 "It I were you, QHOOyae," the blonde 
 
 young man asserted vigorously (with an un- 
 necessary expletive, here suppressed), "I 
 wouldn't have the very slightest compunction 
 in the world in taking hin money for the next 
 two terms, and then tell him right out he 
 might whistle for his cash till you were able 
 and ready to pay him back again. It's his 
 own fault entirely if he's made a bad invest- 
 ment on a grotesque security. At least, that's 
 how we'd look at the matter in Yorkshire." 
 
 " I think," Paul answered, with that gravity 
 beyond his years that fate had forced upon 
 him, " if it were somebody else's case I was 
 judging instead of my own, I should judge as 
 you do, either in Yorkshire or elsewhere. I 
 should say a fellow waisn't boind by acts im- 
 posed upon him, as it were, oy his father or 
 others, before he arrived at years of discretion. 
 But then, when I was asked to sign those 
 papers yesterday, if I were poing to protest at 
 all, that wai the moment when I ought to 
 have prciiCi-t d. I ou(,'ht to have plainly scJd, 
 ' I'll sign for the money, if you'll go on nnding 
 me in ready cash till I take my degree but, 
 mind, I don't engage to d anything in the 
 world to catch an ..eiress.' Only I h«dn't the 
 courage to say so then and thsr'. You sev 
 it's b en made a sort of religious duty for ne, 
 through all m;y life, to marry for money ; and 
 if I'd blurted out my refusal point-blank like 
 that, I'm afraid my father would have been 
 grieved and annoyed at it." 
 
 " I expect my s;overnor's grieved and 
 annoyed at a great many things I do," 
 Thistleton retorted with the unruffled philo- 
 Lophical calm of oue-and-twenty — where others 
 are concerned. ' It don't pay to be too tender 
 to the feelings ui fathers, you see; it gives 
 them too high and mighty an idea of their 
 own importance. Fathers in any cas are apt 
 to magnify their office overmuch, and it would 
 never do for sons as well to pamper tihcm. 
 But, after all, I don t know why you need 
 have spoken at all, nor why you shouldn't go 
 on accepting this old buffer's assistance and 
 support, with a quiet conscience, till you take 
 your degree. When one looks it in the face, 
 you don't know that you won't marry an 
 neiress. Accidents tuill happen, you see, even 
 in the best regulated families. It's just as 
 easy, if it comes to that, to fall in love with a 
 girl with five thousand a year as with a girl 
 who hasn't a penny to bless herself with. If 
 thej^five thousand pounder's pretty and nice, 
 like that Yankee at Mentone with the mamma 
 in tow, I should say, on the whole, it's a great 
 deal easier." 
 
 "Not for me," Paul answered, with the 
 prompt fervour bom of recent internal debate 
 on this very question. "I can understand 
 that another fellow, wLo hadn't been brought 
 up to look out for money, migl t fall in love 
 with a ^1 with money quite as easily as with 
 a girl without any. He has no prejudice one 
 way or the other. But in my case it's dif- 
 ferent. The very fact that the money's been so 
 
5a 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 * 
 
 mnoh insisted apon for me, and that part of it 
 would go to pay Mr. Solomons "—Paul never 
 even thought of calling his creditor anything 
 less respectful than " Mr. Solomons " even to 
 his nearest acquaintance— " would suflBce to pre- 
 vent me from falling in love with money. You 
 ■ee, falling in love's such a delicately balanced 
 operation T If I married money at all, it'd be 
 simply and solely because I married for moncv, 
 not because I fell in love with it ; and I could 
 never take anv woman's money to pay the 
 debt incurred beforehand for my own educa- 
 tion. I should feel as if I'd sold myself to her, 
 and was her absolute property." 
 
 Thistleton stirred the fire meditatiTely, with 
 his friend's poker. 
 
 " It ia awkward," he admitted unwillingly — 
 " devilish awkward, I allow. I say, Gascoyne, 
 how much about does it cost yon to live for a 
 term here ? " 
 
 •' Oh, cvn awful lot of money," Paul answered, 
 much downcast, staring hard at the embers. 
 "Net much short of fifty pounds on an 
 average." 
 
 Thistleton looked across at him with a broad 
 smile of surprise. "Fifty pounds 1" he 
 echoed. * You f.on't mean to say, my dear 
 fellow, you man-ge to bring it clown to fifty 
 pounds, do you ' 
 
 Well, for summer term especially I 
 do, when there are no fires to keep up," Paul 
 answered soberly. "But spring term comes 
 rather heavy sometimes, Z must say, bec^us 
 of the cold and extra clothing." 
 
 Thistleton looked for some time at the fire, 
 ataring harder than ever with blank astonish- 
 ment. " Ghucoyne," he said at last in a very 
 low tone, " I'm clean ashamed of myself. ' 
 • Why, my dear boy ? " 
 
 " Because I spend at least five times as much 
 as that on an average." 
 
 " AL, but then you've got five times as much 
 to spend, yon know. That makes all the 
 difierence." 
 
 Thistleton paused and ruminated once more. 
 How very unevenly things are arranged in this 
 world I He was evidently thinking how be 
 could word a difficult proposition for thair 
 partial readjustment. Then he spoke again : 
 " I oould easily cut my own expenses down 
 fifty quid this term," he said, " if you'd only 
 let me lend it to you. I'm sure I wouldn't 
 feel the loss in any way. The governor's 
 behaved like a brick this winter." 
 
 Paul shook his head. " Impossible," he 
 answered with a despondent air. " It's awfully 
 good of you, Thistleton, awfully kind of you 
 to think of it ; but as things stand, of course I 
 couldn't dream of accepting it." 
 
 " It wouldn't make the slightest difference in 
 the world to me," Thistleton went on per- 
 suasively. "I assure you, Gascoyne, my 
 governor 'd never feel or miss fifty poimds one 
 way or the other." 
 
 " Thank you ever so much," Paul answered 
 with genuine gratitude. " I know you mean 
 
 every word you say, but I oould never by any 
 possibility take it, Thistleton." 
 
 "Why not, my dear boy?" the blonde 
 young man said, laying hia hand on his friend's 
 shoulder. 
 
 "Because, in the first place, it's your 
 father's money, not yours, you propose to lend, 
 and I couldn't accept it ; but also in the second 
 place, which is far more important, I haven't 
 the very slightest chance of ever repaying 
 you." 
 
 " Bepayuig me I " Thistleton echoed with a 
 crestfaUen air. "Oh, dash it all, Gascoyne, 
 I never thought of your really repaying me, 
 of course, you know. I meant it as an offer 
 of pure accommodation." 
 
 Paul laughed in spite of himself. "That 
 sort of loan," he said, taking his friend's hand 
 in his and wringing it warmly, " is usually 
 called by another name. Seriously, Thistle- 
 ton, I couldn't think of taking it from you. 
 You see, I've no right to pay anybody else till 
 I've repaid the last farUiing I owe to Mr. 
 Solomons ; and to borrow money on the cheuice 
 of repaying it at such a remote date — say 
 somewhere about the Greek Kalends — would 
 be downright robbery." 
 
 A bright idea seized suddenly upon Thistle- 
 ton. By Jove I " he cried, " I'll tell you how 
 we'll manage it. It's as easy as pap. You 
 can't lose either way. You know that prize 
 essay you were mugging away at all the time 
 we were at Montone — ' The Influence of the 
 Benaissance on Modem Thought,' wasn't it ? 
 — ah, yes, I thought so. Well, how much 
 would you get, now, if you happened to 
 win it?" 
 
 "Fifty pounds," Paul answered. "But, 
 that's so very improbable." 
 
 "Awfully improbable," his friend echoed 
 warmly with profound conviction. " That's 
 just what I say. You haven't a chance. You 
 ought to back yourself to lose, don't you see ; 
 that's the wav to work it. I'll tell you what 
 I'll do. I'll bet you ten to one in Svers you 
 win. And yon put a fiver on the chance you 
 don't. Then — 'don' you catch on? 'as the 
 Yankee gurl used to say— you stand to come 
 out pretty even either way. Suppose you 
 get the prize, yon earn fifty pounds, out of 
 which you owe me a fiver — that leaves forty- 
 five to the good, doesn't it ? But suppose you 
 lose, I owe you fifty. So, you see, you clear 
 pretty nearly the same lot whichever turns up. 
 I call that good hedging." And the blonde 
 young man leant back in his chair with a 
 chuckle at his own ingenuity. 
 
 Paul smiled again. The blonde young man 
 seemed so hugelv delighted at the cleverness 
 of his own device that he was really loth 
 to be compelled to disillusion him. "Your 
 adroitness in trying to find a way to make me 
 a present of fifty pounds under a transparent 
 disguise really touches me," he said with a 
 faint tremar in his voice; "but don't think 
 about it any more, you dear, good fallew. it's 
 
ever by any 
 
 the blonde 
 thia friend's 
 
 _. it's your 
 Ipose to lend, 
 In the second 
 jit, I haven't 
 rer repaying 
 
 lioed with a 
 |1, Oascoyne, 
 lepaying me, 
 as an offer 
 
 •If. "That 
 friend's hand 
 
 " is usually 
 8ly, Thistle, 
 t from you. 
 )ody else till 
 owe to Mr. 
 a the chance 
 date — say 
 ends— would 
 
 FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE. 
 
 53 
 
 pon Thistle- 
 tell you how 
 8 pap. You 
 V that prize 
 all the time 
 aence of the 
 ,' wasn't it? 
 how much 
 lappened to 
 
 ed. "But, 
 
 lend echoed 
 1. " That's 
 lance. You 
 I't you see; 
 11 you what 
 
 nvers you 
 chance you 
 m ? ' as the 
 id to come 
 ippose you 
 ads, out of 
 aves forty, 
 appose vou 
 
 you clear 
 r turns up. 
 ^6 blonde 
 ir with a 
 
 'oongman 
 cleverness 
 ■eally loth 
 I. "Your 
 make me 
 •nsparent 
 id with a 
 n't think 
 lew. It's 
 
 quite impossible. I must try to make it up 
 myself with pupils and economy, and back 
 my chances for the prize essay. If at the 
 end of the term I'm still to the bad, I'll 
 put the matter fairly before Mr. Solomons. 
 \Vhether I stay up one term longer and take 
 my degree or not must then depend upon 
 what he thinks best for his own interest. 
 After all, my whole future's mortgaged to him 
 already, and its more his affair than mine in 
 the end what becomes of me." 
 
 " Why, I call it downright slavery ! " Thistle, 
 ton exclaimed warmly. "I think it ought to 
 be prohibited by Act of Parliament. It's a 
 great deal worse than the chimney boys and 
 the indentured labourers. I only wish I'd got 
 that beastly old Jew with his head in chancery 
 here imder my arm this very minute. By 
 George, sir, wouldn't I just punch it as flat as 
 a panctike in rather less than no time I " 
 
 " I think," Paul answered with a smile, 
 "punching his head flat would do me very 
 little permanent good. Indeed, in his own 
 way he really means me well. He's bound us 
 down by all the terrors of the law to his per- 
 centa$ros and his policies ; but I believe he 
 considers himself my benefactor for all that." 
 
 " Benefactor be blowed I " Thistleton re- 
 Bponded, rising with North Country vehemense. 
 " If I could only see the old blackguard in 
 college to night, it'd give me the sinoerest 
 pleasure in life to kick him a dozen times 
 round Tom Quad till he roared for mercy." 
 
 CHAPTER XVI. 
 
 FOBTUNB FAVOURS THB BRATB. 
 
 In spite of Paul's fears, however, that dreaded 
 spring term went off mosli happily. To be 
 siure, he had to work for his bread like a 
 London cab-horse (as Sir Emery loved pro- 
 fessionally to phrase it), but Paul had never 
 been afraid of hard work, and as long as he 
 could make both ends meet somehow, and 
 avoid running into further debt with Mr. 
 Solomons, he was amply satisfied. And that 
 spring term he got as many pupils as he could 
 possibly find time for. The reason for this 
 sudden run upon his tutorial powers was, of 
 course, the usual one which accounts for all 
 successes and failuren in life — a woman's 
 wire-pulling. It is a mistake to think this 
 world is mainly run by fnen. Genius, talent, 
 industry, capacity— nay, even the invaJuable 
 quality of unsorupulousness itself— are as dust 
 in the balance as a means to success com- 
 pared with the silent, unobtrusive, backstdra 
 influence of the feminine intelligence. A 
 woman's wit is worth the whole lot of them. 
 
 And this valuable ally in the struggle for 
 life Paul managed to secure almost without 
 knowing it. 
 
 For two days after his return to The House 
 (as Christ Church men insist upon calling tlieir 
 college) Paul received a little note from Faith'* 
 
 new friend, Mrs. Douglas, inviting him to 
 drink afternoon tea at her house in the Parks 
 — the fashionable tutorial suburb of modern 
 married Oxford. 
 
 The Parks, in fact, which are the natural 
 outcome of the married Fellow system, have 
 completely revolutionized the Oxford we all 
 knew and loved in our own callow under- 
 graduate period. In those monastic ages the 
 Fellow who married lost his Fellowship ; the 
 presence of women in the University was un- 
 known ; and even the stray intrusion of a sister 
 or cousin into those stern gray quads was 
 severely frowned upon by ascetic authority. 
 But nowadays, under the new petticoat rigime, 
 all that is changed : the Senior Tutor lives in 
 a comfortable creeper-clad villa in the Parks ; 
 his wife gives lunches and afternoon teas ; and 
 his growu-up daughters play tennis with the 
 men, and belong to the University just as 
 much as the average undergraduate — or even 
 in virtue of their fixity of tenure a little more 
 so. Mrs. Senior Tutor (with marriageable 
 girls) is quite as anxious to catch tho eligible 
 undergraduate for her own dance in Com- 
 memoration week as any Belgravian mamma 
 in all London ; and the Bev. the Bursar 
 himself smiles benignly while scholars and 
 exhibitioners waste the shining hours in flirta- 
 tion and punts on the banks of the Cherwell. 
 Things were not so ordered Conaule Plcmco, 
 when Leighton was Vice-chancellor. But as 
 everybody seems satisfied^with the existing 
 systCx^ -especially the Senior Tutor' s daughters 
 — there can be Uttle doubt that all is for the 
 best in the host of all possible Universities, 
 and that flurting, so far from distracting the 
 heads of students, as the older school devoutly 
 believed, is in reality a powerful spur on the 
 mmd of the youth to the acquisition of classical 
 and mathematical knowledge. 
 
 To this new microcosm of the Parks and 
 their inhabitants, Mrs. Douglas played the 
 part of centre of gravity. Bound her as 
 primary the lesser orbs of that little system 
 revolved in their various subordinate places. 
 Not that Mrs. Douglas herself was either rich 
 or pretentious. The Accadiap professor's sti- 
 pend consisted of the modest interest on a sum 
 in Beduced Two-and-three-qaarters per Cent. 
 ConsoxS, which he supplemented only by pri- 
 v&te means of the smalleat, and by a very 
 moderate income from his wife's family. 
 
 But Mrs. Douglas had the invaluable quality 
 of being able to " hold her salon " ; and being, 
 besides, an earl's niece, she had rapidly grown 
 into the principal wire-puller and recognised 
 leader of Oxford tutorial Society. With that 
 greater world where the heads of houses move 
 serene in placid orbits, indeed, she interfered 
 but little ; but the Parks acknowledged her 
 away without a mummr, as the representative 
 of authority in its most benign avatar. For 
 Mra. Douglaa had tact, sense, and kindliness ; 
 she was truly sympathetio to a very high 
 degree, and she would put herself out to serve 
 
so 
 
 THE ACALLYWAQ. 
 
 a friend in a way that was sure to attract the 
 friend's wannest gratitude. Moreover, she 
 WM a woman, and therefore skilled in the 
 feminine art of mounting the back-stairs with 
 address and good-humour. This combination 
 of quaUties m<tde her ustly loved and admired 
 in Oxford by all save those unfortunate people 
 whom her kindly maohina'*.on8 often suc- 
 ceeded in keeping out of posts for which they 
 possessed every quaUfication on earth except 
 the one needful one oi Mrs. Douglas's friend- 
 ship. But drawbacks like this are, of course, 
 incidental to every possible system cf " influ- 
 ence " in government. 
 
 Now, things had made this powerful and 
 good-natured lady particularly anxious to 
 know and serve Paul Gascoyne. In th first 
 place, she had been deeply interested in his 
 sister Faith, whose curious character had en- 
 gaged her sympathy at once, and with whom 
 their one night at the country hotel togethcir 
 had made her suddenly quite intimate. In 
 the second place, on her return 'o Oxford, she 
 had fovuid a letter awaiting her from N^a 
 Blair, her little Cornish friend, which con- 
 tained some casual mention of a certain 
 charming Christ Church man, a Mr. Qascoyne, 
 who had created quite a puzzle for Mentone 
 Boeiety by his singular mixture of pride and 
 humility. Well, if Mrs. Douglas had a fault, 
 it was that of tiding too profound an interest 
 in the fancies and fortunes of young people 
 generally. Her husband, indeed, was wont to 
 aver that, after Bryant and May, she was the 
 greatest matchmaker in all England. Some- 
 thing in Nea Blair's letter — some mere under- 
 tone of feeling, that only a clever woman 
 would ever have guessed at — suggested to Mrs. 
 Douglas's quick instincts the idea that Nea 
 Blair was more than commonly interested in 
 Paul Gascoyne's personality and prospects. 
 That alone would have been enough to make 
 Mrs. Douglas anxious to meet and know Paul ; 
 the accident of her chance acquaintance with 
 Faith in the commodious horse-box made her 
 doubly anxious to be of use and service to 
 him. 
 
 So when Paul duly presented himself at the 
 eligible creeper-clad villa in the Parks, to drink 
 tea with the wife of the Acoadian professor, 
 Mrs. Douglas drew out of him by dexterous 
 side-pressure the salient fact that he was 
 anxious to find private pupils, or otherwise to 
 increase his scanty income. And having once 
 arrived at a knowledge of that fact, Mrs. 
 Douglas made it her business in life for the 
 next ten days to scour all Oxford in search of 
 men w' *> wanted to read for " Mods." with a 
 private tutor, going out into the very high- 
 ways and by-ways of the University, so to 
 speak, and compelling them to come in with 
 truly Biblical fortitude. 
 
 But wheu once Mrs. Douglas took a thing 
 in hand, it was v^ell beknown to the Chan- 
 cellor, masters, and soholara of the Jniversity 
 of Oxford that, sooner or latei; she meant to 
 
 get it done, and that the Chaneellor, masters, 
 and scholars aforesaid might, therefore, just 
 as well give in at once, without unnecessary 
 trouble, Dother, or expense, and let her have 
 her way as Goun as she asked for it. 
 
 " Going in for ' Mods.' in June ?" Mrs. Dou;;- 
 las would remark, with a sigh of pity, to the 
 unhappy undergraduate of limited brains, fixing 
 her mild brown eyes upon him with an air of 
 the profotmdest sympathy and friendly assist- 
 ance. " Then you'll want to read up your 
 books this ter ith a private coach or some- 
 body, of course;" and when the unhappy 
 un-ergraduate of limited brains, falling readUy 
 into the trap thus baited for his destruction, 
 admitted abstractedly, in a general way, that 
 a little tutorial assistance of a friendly sort 
 WJuld, perhaps, be not wholly unsuited to his 
 JTitellectual needs, Mrs. Douglas, fixing her 
 mild brown eyes still more firmly than ever 
 upon his trembling face, would nail him to his 
 admission at once by responding cheerfully, 
 " Then I know the very man that'll suit your 
 book just down to the ground. Mr. Gasoojme, 
 of Christ Church, has a great many pupils 
 reading with him this term, but I dare say I 
 could induce him to make room for you some- 
 how. My husband thinks very highly of Mr. 
 Gascoyne. He's a capital coach. If yon want 
 to get through with flying colours, he's just 
 the right man to pull you out of the moderator's 
 clutches. That's his card in my basket there ; 
 don't forget the name: 'Gascoyne, of Ghrist 
 Church, first pair right, nimiber six, Peck- 
 water.' Yes, one- of the gr<)at Gascoyne 
 people down in Pembrokeshire — that's the 
 very family. I'm glad you know them. Hia 
 father's the preccnt baronet, I believe, and hia 
 sister's coming up tc see me next Commemo- 
 ration. If you like you an take his card to 
 remember the name by ; and when Mr, Gas- 
 coyne comes again on Stmday. I'll make a 
 point of asking him whether you've been to 
 call upon him about reading for ' Mods.' or not, 
 and I'll tell him (as you're a most particular 
 friend of min to be sure to pay you every 
 poosible attention. 
 
 When a clove;-- and good-looking woman of 
 thirty-five, who happens to be also a professor's 
 wifo flings herself upon an unhappy under- 
 graduate of limited brains in that dashing 
 fasliion, with a smile that might soften the 
 heart of a stone, what on earth can the unhappy 
 undergraduate do in self-defence but call at 
 once upon Gascoyne of Christ Church, and 
 gratefully receive his valuable instructionb ? 
 Whence it resulted that, at the end of a fort- 
 night, Gascoyne of Ghrist Church had as many 
 pupils as he could easily manage (at ton pounds 
 a head), and saw his way clearly to that term's 
 expenses, about which he had so despaired a 
 few days before with Faith at Hillborough. 
 
 A woman of Mrs. Douglas's type is the most 
 US .'dl ally a man can find in life. Make 
 friends with her, young man, wherever met ; 
 and be sure she wul be worth to yon a great 
 
FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE. 
 
 35 
 
 deal more than many hundred men at the head 
 of your profession. 
 
 One further feat of Mrs. Douglas's the 
 candid historian blushes to repeat ; yet, in the 
 interest of truth, it must needs be recorded. 
 
 For when, a fortnight later, Mrs. Douglas 
 gave her first dinner-party of the term, she 
 took occasion, in the drawmg-room, about ten 
 of the clock, to draw aside the Senior Proctor 
 confidentially for a moment, and murmur in 
 his ear: 
 
 "I think, Mr. Wayles, you're one of the 
 examiners for the Marlborough HistorioiJ 
 Essay, aren't you ? " 
 
 The Senior Proctor, a grim, close-shaven 
 man, with firm-set hps and a very clerical 
 mouth and collar, signified his assent by a 
 slight bow of aoquiesoence, and a murmured 
 reply of: 
 
 " I believe my office entails upon me that 
 among other honours." 
 
 Mrs. Douglas assumed her most bewitching 
 smile. 
 
 " Now, dear Mr. Wayles," she said, bending 
 over towards him, ooquettiishly, " you mustn't 
 really be emgry with me. I'm only a woman, 
 you know, and we women have always orr 
 little plots and conspiracies on hand, haven't 
 we ? I'm very much interested in a particular 
 essay which bears for motto the words, ' Non 
 jam prima peto Mneatheua neque vincere eerto, 
 Quanquam ! ' There, you see, though I 
 was dragged up before Oirton and Newnham 
 were invented, you didn't know befovj I could 
 spout out a I'Atin hexameter as p> t as that, 
 did you ? Well, I want you moat pa ticula/rly 
 to read over that identical essay wi' ii speciiJ 
 attention, very special a' Jentiuu, ai d if you 
 finj H in every respect in^mensely btscer than 
 aU the rest put together, to recommiind it to 
 the kind attention of your coI'Oagues." 
 
 The Senior Proctor — that grim, dose-shaven 
 man — allowed just the faintest ghost of a smile 
 of amused pity to pucker the comers of his 
 very clerical mouth, as he answered with official 
 succinctness : 
 
 " Every essay alike, my dear Mrs. Douglas, 
 will receive at my hands, and I believe I may 
 venture to say at those of my brother-examiners 
 also, the most imparticJ consideration; and 
 nothing that can be said to uj by any outside 
 person — even yourself — can have me very 
 slightest influence upon ns in making our award 
 to the most deserving competitor." 
 
 " Oh, of course," Mrs. Douglas answered, 
 with that mo''^c bewitching smile once more 
 well to the 'rent. " I know and understand 
 all that perfectly. I haven't Uved so long in 
 the University as dear Archie's wife without 
 havmg learnt how absolutely useless it is to 
 try to pull any wires or go up any backstairs 
 in University business. I only meant to say 
 if you find that essay quite undeniably the 
 very best, I hope you won't let the fact of my 
 recommendation tell strongly against it." 
 The Senior Proctor had an uncomfortable 
 
 sense that when Mrs. Douglas laid so pro- 
 found a stress upon the words "absolutely 
 useless " that irreverent little woman was 
 actually trying to chaff him or to laugh in 
 her sleeve ; and as the Senior Proctor repre- 
 sents before the world the dignity and majesty 
 of the University in its corporate capacity, 
 so wicked an attempt on her part to poP fim 
 at his office would, no doubt, have merited 
 condign punishment. But he only bowed 
 once more a sphinx-like bow, and answered 
 severely, "All the essays alike shall have my 
 best attention." 
 
 Now, we all of us know, of course — we who are 
 men and women of the world — that the Senior 
 Proctor spoke the exact truth, and that in 
 matters so important as University prizes no 
 shadow of partiality can ever be suspected 
 among Enghsh gentlemen. (If it were, we 
 might all be tempted to think that English 
 gentlemen were not, after all, so very superior 
 hi kind as we know them to be to the members 
 of every other European nationaUty.) Never* 
 theless, it must be noted, ^ a single and un- 
 accoimtable historical fact, that when the 
 Senior Proctor — that lone, bachelor man — 
 went home that night along the cold, gray 
 streets to his solitary rooms in Fellows Quad, 
 Merton, and saw a big bimdle of Marlborough 
 Prize Essays lying on his table unopened for 
 his deep consideration, his mouth relaxed for a 
 moment into a distinctly human smile as he 
 thought of the delicate pressure of her hand 
 with which Mri:. Douglas — charming woman, 
 to be sure, Mrs. Douglas I — had bid him good- 
 night, with a last whispered adieu of " Now, 
 don't forget, Mr. Wayles : * Non jam, prima 
 peto Mnestheus neque vincere eerto.^ " How 
 delicious Virgil sounded, to be sure, on those 
 red ripe lips! Had she learnt that verse by 
 heart, he wondered, on purpose to bamboozle 
 him? So thinking, and gloating over that 
 dainty pressure, the Senior Proctor flung 
 himself into his easy.- chair, before his 
 goodly fire, kicked off his boots and endued 
 himself in his woollen- lined slippers, fortified 
 his intellect with a brandy-and-soda from the 
 syphon at his side, lighted one of Bacon's best 
 cigars, and proceeded, with his feet on the 
 fender comfortably, to address his soul in 
 indulgent mood to the task of lite'«ry and 
 historical criticism. 
 
 But, strange to say, he did not take up the 
 very fi^t essay that came to hand, as a con- 
 scientious Proctor might fairly be expected to 
 do. On the contrary, he turned them all over 
 one by one with deliberate finger till he came 
 to a roll of neat white foolscap, legibly in- 
 scribed in a bold, black hand — I blush to 
 narrate it — with that very Virgilian motto 
 which treacherous Mrs. Douglas had been at 
 such pains to get by rote, without one false 
 quantity, and to fire off, unappalled, against 
 his grim clerical mouth and collar. He read 
 the essay through first with close attention ; 
 then he wrote down on a small sheet of paper 
 
56 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 at his Bide the mystic letters '* v. g.," supposed 
 to stand for " very good " in our own vernacu- 
 lar. By the time he had read it through, the 
 hour was advanced, and a second brandy-and- 
 soda and a second cigar were needed to stimu* 
 late the critical faculty. As time went on, 
 it must be frankly admitted, those essays got 
 shorter and shorter shrift, while the soda got 
 deeper and deeper doses of brandy, imtilpy 
 the tim. the clock marked three, the Senior 
 Proctor rose with dignity, drained the re- 
 mainder of his last taU tumbler, and sticking 
 all the papers in the desk for read, stroUed on 
 to his bedroom unmistakably sleepy. 
 
 Kow, it must not be concluded from this 
 TeraciouB account that Paul Gascoyne's essay 
 was not in all probability, on its own merits, 
 the very best of the enture lot submitted for 
 judgment, nor that Mrs. Douglas had exerted 
 on its behalf anything which could be described 
 by the most severe moralist as undue in- 
 fluence. In fact, have we not already recorded 
 the Senior Proctor's emphatic and deliberate 
 assertion to the contrary ? And was not that 
 assertion again renewed ? For when a fortnight 
 later Mrs. Douglas ventured to thank the dig- 
 nitary in question (as she irreverently phrased 
 it), " for backing her man for the Marlborough 
 Prize," the Senior Proctor, opening his eyes 
 wide in his very grimmest fashion, replied with 
 an innocent aur of surprise: 
 
 *' Oh, 80 the successful candidate was the 
 
 Eerson yon spoke about, Mrs. Douglas, was 
 e ? Well, I'm sure, we bad none of us the 
 very faintest idea of it." 
 
 But, nevertheless, it is a historical fact, not 
 to be blinked at, that when the Senior Proctor 
 passed on the papers to his brother examiners 
 for consideration, Paul Gascoyne's essay went 
 on top, marked in plain words, " Optime 
 meritus eat. — P.H.W.," and it is equally 
 certain that the other examiners, glancing 
 hastily over them with an uncritical eye, one 
 and ul endorsed Mr. Wayles' opinion. From 
 which facts it may be gathered that, though 
 Paul Gascoyne's Marlborough Essay wasreaUy 
 and truly one of the most brilliant ever sub- 
 mitted to the Board of Examiners, and, though 
 favouritism of any kind is unknown at 
 Oxford, it is none the less a very useful thing 
 to have a Mrs. Douglas of your own on 
 hand to say a good word for yon whenever 
 convenient. 
 
 But Paul had no idea of all these hidden 
 springs of action in the Senior Proctor and liis 
 esteemed colleagues when a week or so before 
 the end of the term he read, all trembling, a 
 notice posted on the door of the schools : 
 
 "The Board of Examiners for the Marl- 
 borough Historical Essay, Chichele Founda- 
 tion, have awarded the Prize of Fifty Guineas 
 to Paul Gasooyne, Commoner of Christ 
 Church." 
 
 His heart beat high as he read those words, 
 and his knees reeled under him. So next 
 tanut at Isastt was safe from Mr. Solomons 1 
 
 CHAPTER XVII. 
 
 REVOLUTIONARY SCHEMES. 
 
 Neverthglehs, it was not without great 
 damage to his own ultimate chances of future 
 success that Paul had secured this momentary 
 triumph. He was able to write back to Hill- 
 borough, it is true, and assure Mr. Solomons 
 he had no further need of assistance for the 
 present ; but he had lost almost a whole term, 
 so far as his own reading for the Greats 
 Schools was concerned, in that valiant spurt 
 at private pupils. His prospects of a First 
 were fai more remote now than ever before, 
 for a man can't support himself by teaching 
 others, and at the same time read hard enough 
 in his spare hours to enter ir.to fair coirpntiMnn 
 with his compeers who have been able to 
 devote their undivided energies to their own 
 education. He had handicapped himself 
 heavily in the race for honours. Paul ruefully 
 realized this profound truth when he began to 
 work on his own account in the Easter vaca- 
 tion and sammer term. He had a great deal 
 of leeway still to make up if he were to present 
 himself in a well-prepared condition before 
 the searching scrutiny of those dreaded 
 examiners. And on the issue of the examina- 
 tion depended, in large measure, his chance of 
 obtaining a Fellowship, with the consequent 
 possibility of earning a livelihood, and sooner 
 or later repaying Mr. Solomons. 
 
 Spring and the Easter vacation wore away, 
 and summer term came back to Oxford. The 
 new green foliage dawned once more on the 
 chestnuts by the Cherwell. The University 
 blossomed out into punts and flannels ; labur- 
 nums and pink may glorified the parks ; ices 
 were in brisk demand at Cooper's in the 
 High ; and the voice of the sister was heard 
 in the tennis-courts, eagerly criticising the 
 fraternal service. It was all as delightful and 
 as redolent of youth, fizz, and syllabub as 
 Oxford knows how to be, in full leaf and in 
 warm June weather. And Paul Gascoyne, 
 working hard for Greats in his rooms in Peck- 
 water, was nevertheless able to snatch many 
 an afternoon for a pull in a four down the 
 river to Newnham, or for a Ions stroll round 
 Cunmor and Shotover with his mend Thistle- 
 ton. Even the shadow of an approaching 
 examination, and the remote prospect of being 
 Mr. Solomons' bond-slave for half a lif etime 
 caimot quite kill out in the full heart of youth 
 the glory of the green leaf and the fresh 
 vigour of an English spring-tide. 
 
 About those days, one morning down at 
 Hillborough, Faith Gascoyne, sitting in the 
 window where the clematis looked into her 
 small bare bedroom, heard a postman's double 
 knock at the door below, and rushed down in 
 haate to take the letters. There was only one, 
 bat that was enclosed in a neat square envelope, 
 of better quaUty than often came to Plowden's 
 Court, and bearing on the flap a crest and 
 monogram in delicate neutral colour. It was 
 
■■WlWl 
 
 REVOLUTIONARY SCHEMES. 
 
 57 
 
 UES. 
 
 without great 
 mces of future 
 Ills momentarv 
 ) back to Hill- 
 Mr. Solomona 
 stance for the 
 ) a whole term, 
 or the Qreats 
 t valiant spurt 
 icts of a First 
 m ever before, 
 )lf by teaching 
 lA hard enough 
 taircoinpitiMnn 
 been able to 
 )8 to their own 
 apped himself 
 Paul ruefully 
 len he began to 
 le Easter vaca- 
 lad a great deal 
 were to present 
 ondition before 
 those dreaded 
 of the examina- 
 ■e, his chance of 
 the consequent 
 ood, and sooner 
 
 3. 
 
 lion wore away, 
 to Oxford. The 
 ce more on the 
 The University 
 Bannels; labur- 
 the parks ; ices 
 3ooper's in the 
 ister was heard 
 criticising the 
 i delightful and 
 nd syllabub as 
 uU leaf and in 
 Paul Gascoyne, 
 rooms in Peck- 
 to snatch many 
 four down the 
 ng stroll round 
 Mend Thistle- 
 ui approaching 
 rospeot of being 
 hoii a lif etime 
 heart of youth 
 and the fresh 
 e. 
 
 ming down at 
 sitting in the 
 ooked into her 
 Dstman's double 
 rushed down in 
 . was only one, 
 quare envelope, 
 ne to Plowden's 
 ap a orest and 
 Boloor. Ik waa 
 
 addreaied to herself, and bore the Oxford post- 
 mark. Faith guessed at once from whom it 
 must have come ; but none the less she tore it 
 open with quivering fingers and read it eagerly : 
 
 " Mt dbab Faith," it began, for that night 
 at the country inn had made Mt's. Douglas feel 
 quite at home vath the National School- 
 mistress, "I hope you haven't altogether 
 forgotten your implied promise to come and 
 see me at Oxford this term." 
 
 [' How can she say so,' thought Faith, ' the 
 wicked thing, when 1 told her aeain and again 
 a dozen tirnos over it was absolutely impossi- 
 ble ? ' But that was part of Mrs. Douglas's 
 insinuating cleverness.] 
 
 " Well, my dear little Cornish friend, Nea 
 Blair, who met your brother Paul at Mentone 
 last winter, and was so charmed with him, is 
 coming up to stay with us the week after next ; 
 and as I think it would be nicer for both you 
 gir)8 to have a little society of your own age, 
 so as not to be entirely dependent on an old 
 married woman like me for entertainment, I 
 want you to manage so that your visit may 
 coincide with hers, and then, you know, the 
 same set of festivities will do for both of you. 
 Now, isn't that economical? So mind you 
 don't disappoint us, as dozens of undergraduates 
 who have seen the photo you gave me are 
 dying to make your personal acquaintance, 
 and some of them are rich, and as beautiful 
 as Adonis. Please recollect I'll stand no 
 excuses, and least of all any that have any 
 nonsense in them. Write by return, and tell 
 me, not whether you can come or not — that's 
 settled already — but by what train on 
 Wednesday week we may expect to see you. 
 Mr. Douglas will go down to the station to 
 bring you up. No refusal allow!. 
 *' Ever yours affectionately, 
 
 "Eleanor Mary Douglas." 
 
 Then came a peculiarly fetching x .S. : 
 
 "As I have some reason to believa your 
 brother Paul has a sneaking regard for my 
 little friend Nea, I think it may be just as well 
 you should come at once and form an opinion 
 about her desirability as a possible sister-in- 
 law, before Mr. Gascoyne has irrevocably 
 committed himself to her without obtaining 
 your previous approbation and consent." 
 
 Faith laid down the letter on the bed before 
 her, and burst at once into a fierce flood of 
 tears. It was so terrible to stand so near the 
 accomplishment of a dream of years, and yet 
 to feel its realisation utterly unattainable ! 
 
 Ever since Paul first went to Oxford it hod 
 been the dearest wish of Faith's heart to pay 
 him a visit there. Every time he came back 
 to that narrow world of Hillborough with tid- 
 ings of all he had seen and done since he had 
 last been home — of the sights, and the sports, 
 and the wines, and the breakfasts, of the free 
 young life and movement of Oxford, of the 
 
 colleges and the quads, and the walks and the 
 gardens, and of the meadows thronged on 
 Show Sunday, of the barges laden with folk for 
 the boat races — the longing to join in it all, for 
 once in her life, had grown deeper and deeper 
 in poor Faith's boLjcm. It waa so painful to 
 think how near that bright little world was 
 brought to her, and yet how distant still, how 
 impossible, how unattainable. To Paul, her 
 own brother, whom she loved so dearly, and 
 from whom she had learned so much, it waa 
 all a mere matter of everyday experience ; but 
 to her, his sister, tlesh of his flesh and blood of 
 his blood, it was like the vi^e murmur of 
 some remote sphere into which she could 
 never, never penetrate. 
 
 And now the mere receipt of this easy invi- 
 tation made her feel more than ever the vast- 
 ness of the gulf that separated her from Oxford. 
 Though Paul was in it and of it, as of right, 
 to her it must for ever be as Paradise to the 
 Peri. 
 
 So she burst into tears of pure unhappineas. 
 
 She couldn't accept. Of course she couldn't 
 accept. For her to go to Oxford was simply 
 impossible. It was all very well for Mrs. 
 Douglas to say, in her glib fashion, " I'll stand 
 no excuses." That's always the way with these 
 grand folks. They get into the habit of think- 
 ing everybody else can manage things as easily 
 and simply as they can. But how on earth 
 could Faith leave the infants in the middle of 
 a term ? To say nothing at all about all the 
 other manifold difliculties that stood like lions 
 in the way — how could she get her place filled 
 up by proxy ? how could she afford to pay her 
 fare to Oxford and back, after having already 
 allowed herself a trip this year down to Dorset- 
 shire for Christmas ? and, above all, how could 
 she \. .'ovide herself with those needful frocks 
 for day and night which she must needs weur 
 at so grand a place as Mrs. Douglas's, if she 
 didn't wish utterly to disgrace Paul in the eyes 
 of the entire University of Oxford ? 
 
 All these manifold possibilities rose up at 
 once before poor Faith's eyes as she read that 
 exasperating, tantalising letter, and filled them 
 with tears from some interminable reservour. 
 
 And yet how tempting the invitation itself 
 was. And, barring that constant factor of the 
 insensibility of ' grand people ' to their neigh- 
 bour's limitations, how kindly and nicely Mrs. 
 Douglas had written to her. 
 
 Faith would have given a great deal (if she'd 
 got it) to be able to accept that cordial offer 
 and see Oxford. But, then, she hadn't got it, 
 and that was just the difficulty. There was 
 the rub, as Hamlet puts it. The golden apple 
 was dangled almost within her eager reach, 
 yet not even on tiptoe could she hope to attain 
 to it. 
 
 When her father came to see the letter at 
 breakfast-time, however, to Faith's great and 
 unspeakable surprise, he turned it over, and, 
 looking across to Mrs. Gascoyne, said, thought- 
 fully : 
 
 .^■."I'f* 
 
S8 
 
 THE SCALLYWAO. 
 
 "Well, minus?" 
 
 There wu an interrogation in his tone which 
 drove Faith half frantic. 
 
 " Well, Emery ?" his wife answered, with the 
 same intonation. 
 
 "Couldn't us manage this anv'ow, mother?" 
 the British baronet continued, looking hard at 
 the monogram. 
 
 " No, we couldn't, Emery, I'm afraid," Mrs. 
 Oascoyne made answer. 
 
 And that was all Faith heard about it then. 
 Her heart sank once more like lead to the 
 recesses of her bosom. 
 
 But as soon as she was gone to endure the 
 infants once more, as best she might, the 
 baronet paused as ho pulled on his boots, in 
 preparation for meeting the 8.40 down, and 
 observed mysteriously to his better half, in a 
 oonfidential undertone, with a nod towards the 
 door whence Faith had just issued : 
 
 "Yon don't tUnk we could do it, then, 
 mother, don't you ? " 
 
 Mrs. Oascoyne hesitated. 
 
 " It'd cost a power o' money, Emery," she 
 answered dubiously. 
 
 The baronet gazed at the fire with an 
 abstracted air. 
 
 " We've made very great sacrifices for our 
 Paul, missus," he said with emphasis, after a 
 short pause, during which he seemed to be 
 screwing himself up for action ; " we've made 
 very great sacrifices for our Paul, haven'tus? " 
 
 "Yes, Emciry," his wife answered, with a 
 wistful look ; " I don't deny we've made very 
 great sacrifices." And then «ihe relapsed for a 
 moment into thoughtful silence. 
 
 " 'Tain't as if we was bound to pay every 
 penny we get to Solomons," the husband and 
 father went on again. " Now Paul's of age, 
 'e's took over a part of the responsibility, 
 mother." 
 
 "That's so, Emery," Mrs. Gajooyne as- 
 sented. 
 
 "The way I look at it is this," the baronet 
 went on, glancing up argumentatively, and 
 beating time with his pipe to the expression 
 of his opinion, like one who expects to en- 
 counter more opposition. " We've made very 
 great sacrifices for Paul, we 'ave, an' wy 
 shouldn't us expeok to make some sort o' 
 sacrifices for Faith as well? That's 'ow I 
 pats it." 
 
 "There's reason in that, no doubt," Mrs. 
 Oascoyne admitted very timorously. 
 
 " Now, there's that bill o' the Colonel's," 
 her husband continued in a most pugnacious 
 tone, taking down his ledger. "Seventeen 
 pound fourteen and tuppence — bin owin' ever 
 since last Christmas twelvemonth. If only 
 the Colonel could be got to pay up like a man 
 —and I'll arst him myself this very day: 
 Faith won't go becos he always swears at Var 
 — there ain't no reason as I can see wy Faith 
 mightn't be let go up to Oxfoxvl." 
 
 "'Ow about the infants?" Mrs. Oascoyne 
 interposed. 
 
 " Infants be blowed ! Drat them infants I ' 
 her husband answered energetically. 
 
 " It's all very well drattin' 'em, as far as 
 fVi^r'll go," Mrs. Oascoyne answered with 
 feminine common-sense ; " but they won't be 
 dratted without a substitoot. She's got to 
 find somebody as'U take 'er place with 'em." 
 
 " I'll find somebody ! " the baronet answered 
 with valorous resolve. " Dang it all, missus I 
 if nobody else can't be got to teach 'em, wv, 
 I'll give up drivin' and take 'em myself, 
 sooner 'n she shouldn't go, you see if I don't." 
 
 " She've set her heart on goin'," Mrs. Oas- 
 coyne said once more, with a maternal sigh. 
 " ix.ot dear I she's a-longin' for it. I wouldn't 
 say nothin' to 'er face about it, for fear of 
 makin' 'er too bashful like before you ; but 
 you seen yourself, Emery, her eyes was that 
 rod and tbed with cryin'." 
 
 " They was," the baronet answered. " I 
 seen 'em myself. An' what I say is this — 
 we've made sacrifices for Paul, very great 
 sacrifices, and we're pleased and proud of 'im ; 
 so wy shouldn't we make sacrifices for Faith 
 as well, as 'asn't so many chances in life as 'im 
 of ever enjoyin' of 'erseu ? " 
 
 " Wy not, sure ? " Mrs. Oascoyne re- 
 sponded. 
 
 "Jest you look at the letter, too," the 
 baronet went on, admiring the monogram and 
 the address in the comer. " Anybody could 
 see she was a real tip-topper in a minute by 
 that. ' The Bod House, Norham Boad, 
 Oxford.' An' a crest over her name, same 
 as Lady 'Illborough's 1 " 
 
 The crest a£forded both the liveliest satisfao- 
 tion. 
 
 So, after much confabulation, it was finally 
 resolved that the baronet himself should beard 
 the redoubtable Colonel in his den that very 
 day, and that if the siege operations in that 
 direction turned out a success. Faith should be 
 permitted to go to Oxford. But meanwhile, 
 for fear of failure, it was duly agreed between 
 the two dark conspirators that nothing more 
 should be said to Faith on the subject. 
 
 That selfsame evening, while Faith, with a 
 very white face and a trembling hand, bithig 
 her lips hard all the while to keep back the 
 tears, was slowly composing a suitable refusal 
 to Mrs. Douglas, Sir Emery entered, much 
 agitated, into the bare living-room, his hat on 
 his head and his brow steaming, and fiung 
 down a cheque on the centre table. 
 
 "There, mother," he cried, half laughing, 
 half crying himself in his joy, " I said I'd do 
 it, an' I've done it, by Oeorge I He've paid 
 up the lot — the whole bloomin' lot — seventeen 
 pound fourteen and tuppence." 
 
 Faith glanced up from her letter aghast. 
 
 " Who ? " she cried, seizing the cheque in 
 astonishment. " Oh, father, not the Colonel ? " 
 
 Her father gave way to a hysterical burst of 
 prolonged laughter 
 
 " Well, I thought 'e'd 'a kicked me down- 
 stairs at first," he said, chuckling, "but Z 
 
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 lon't." 
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 IN 0000 SOCIBTY. 
 
 59 
 
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 gram and 
 ody could 
 minute by 
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 me, 
 
 it satiafao- 
 
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 ould beard 
 . that very 
 ns In that 
 1 should be 
 neanwhlle, 
 Bd between 
 thing more 
 
 JOt. 
 
 iib, with a 
 land, biting 
 p back the 
 able refusal 
 ered, much 
 I, hlB hat on 
 and flung 
 
 If laughing, 
 
 . Baid I'd do 
 
 He've paid 
 
 seventeen 
 
 • aghast, 
 te cheque m 
 leColoneW 
 Irioal buret of 
 
 td me down- 
 ig, "but I 
 
 made un pay me. I says, ' Such credit, sir,' 
 says I, ' it clearly onreasonable. I don't want 
 to 'urry any gentleman, sir,' says I, quite re- 
 spockful like, ray 'at in my 'and, ' but if vou 
 could any'ow make it convenient.' An' bloss 
 me, missus, if 'e didn't whip out his cheque- 
 book on the spot, an' after sayin' in a 'uiT I 
 was a impident, presoomin' feller to venture to 
 dun un, 'e drawed out a ohciiue for the lot, an' 
 there it is afore you. An' now. Faith, my 
 girl, you can go to Oxford t " 
 
 Faith jumped up with tears in her eyes. 
 
 •• Oh, I couldn't, father I " she cried. '< Not 
 that way. I couldn't. It'd seem like robbing 
 mother and you — and Mr. Solomons." 
 
 But youth is weak and tluie is fleeting. It 
 was her last chance to go to Oxford. After 
 little persuasion and special pleading on her 
 mother's part, Faith was brought at last to see 
 matters in a different light, and to acquiesce 
 in her father's reiterated view, " What I says 
 is this — <ve've made sacrifices for Paul, and 
 why shov dn't us make sacrifloes for Faith as 
 well, missus ? " 
 
 So the end of it all was that before she went 
 to bod that night Faith had indited a second 
 letter to Mrs. Douglas (of which she made 
 beforehand at least a dozen rough draughts of 
 varying excellence), and that in that letter sho 
 accepted without reserve Mrs. Douglas's kind 
 invitation to Oxford. But so profound was 
 her agitation at thin delightful prospect that 
 she could hardly hold hor pen to write the 
 words ; and after she had finished her first fair 
 copy of the amended letter, she threw her 
 head back and laughed violently. 
 
 "What's the matter, dear heurt?" her 
 mother asked, leaning over her. 
 
 And Faith, still laughing in hysterical little 
 bursts, made answer back : 
 
 " Why, I'U have to write it out every bit all 
 over again. I'm in such a state of mind that 
 what do you think I've done? I was just 
 going to end it, to Mrs. Douglas, ' Thanking 
 you for past favours, and hoping for a con- 
 tinuance of the same, I remain, your obedient 
 servant to command, Emery Gascoync ' I " 
 
 CHAPTER XVni. 
 
 IN GOOD SOOIBTY. 
 
 The next week was for Faith a crowded week 
 of infinite preparations. There was the ques- 
 tion of a substitute first to be settled, and the 
 price of the substitute's honorarium to be fixed 
 (as the head-mistresR magniloquently phrased 
 it), and then there were three dresses to be 
 n: ^e forthwith, two for morning and one for 
 evening — a greater number than Faith had 
 ever before dreamed of ordering in her life all 
 at one fell swoop, for her own personal adorn- 
 ment. Little Miss Perkins, the dressmaker at 
 Number Five, two pair back, in the Court, was 
 in and out of the Gascoynes' all day long, 
 especially at lonch-timei measuring and fitting, 
 
 and receivins instructions ; for Faith wouldn't 
 trust herself to make with her own hands 
 those precious dresses, the neatest and prettiest 
 she h(Kl over possessed. But sympathetic little 
 Miss I'erkins made them as cheaply as she 
 could possibly afford, being a friend of the 
 family ; and tho stuffs, though new and grace- 
 ful, were simple and inexpensive ; bo that 
 when the bill itself at last came in, even Faith 
 wasn't ovorshocked at the joint price of the 
 three, and felt easier in her oonsoienco about 
 her hat and flowers. On the Tuesday night 
 when sho tried them all on, before an admiring 
 committee of the whole house, they were 
 unanimously voted to be without exception 
 perfect successes ; and a British baronet who 
 chanced to stand by, his bat in his hand, re- 
 marked approvingly, in a fervour of paternal 
 admiration, that he'd driven "more 'n one 
 young lady to a ball in his time, an' at great 
 houses too, who didn't look one 'arf as much 
 the lady as our Faith, God bless 'er 1 in that 
 pretty evenin' dress of 'ers. Why, sho looked 
 so fine he was 'tuci afeard it was takin' a liberty 
 to think o' kissin' 'er." 
 
 Next afternoon, in a flutter of excitement. 
 Faith took the train to London and thence to 
 Oxford, travelling in her old Sunday gown and 
 hat, so as not to spoil her new Oxford dresses. 
 
 On the way, one thought alone poisoned 
 Faith's enjoyment, and that was hor fixed 
 expectation and belief that Nea Blair would be 
 " awfully nasty " to her. Nea was one of 
 those "grand girls," abe knew. Her father 
 was a rector down in Cornwall or somewhere 
 — rich, no doubt, for he'd sent bis daughter 
 abroad for the winter with a lady-companion ; 
 but, at any rate, a beneficed clergyman of the 
 Church of England, and, therefore, as Faith 
 read the world she lived in, almost to a cer- 
 tainty proud and haughty. Nea would have 
 no end of fine new dresses, of course, which 
 would throw poor Faith's tiaee cheap gowns 
 entirely into the shade ; and as Mrs. Douglas 
 would, no doubt, have told her that her fellow- 
 guest was a National Schoolmistress, she 
 would foolishly try to suggest between them, 
 as far as possible, that " dim spectre of the 
 salt " that Faith had read about in " Lady 
 Geraldine's Courtship," and whose meaning 
 Paul had succinctly explained to her. 
 
 From London to Oxford, Faith travelled 
 second class, permitting herself that hitherto 
 unknown extravagance partly from a vague 
 sense that the occasion demanded It, but partly 
 also lest Nea should happen to be in the same 
 train, und, travelling first herself, should set 
 down Faith as an outer barbarian if she saw 
 her descend from a Parliamentary carriage. 
 At Oxford Station Mrs. Douglas met her — 
 Archie was engaged that afternoon on one of 
 those horrid boards, she said, delegates of 
 lodging-houses, or something equally dull and 
 uninteresting — so she'd come down instead in 
 her proper person to hunt up their luggage. 
 What a pity they two hadn't travelled together! 
 
6o 
 
 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 i 
 
 " Ii MiM Blair in the ume train, then ? " 
 Faith asked, as she descended. 
 
 '« Oh yes," Mrs. Douglas answered. " I see 
 her, just back there. Corae along. Faith. 
 Nea, this is Mr. Oosooyne's sister. Now, my 
 dears, what have you done with your lug- 
 gage?" 
 
 " Mine's in the van there,' Faith said, pohit- 
 ing vaguely forward. 
 
 "And mine's partly nnder the seat," Nea 
 ■idd, directing a porter at the same time to get 
 out a nnall portmanteau from — wonder of 
 wonders! — a third-class carriage. 
 
 Three hot, disagreeable feelings or ideas rose 
 at once in Faith's mind. The first was that 
 Nea Blair had travelled third on purpose, 
 because she thought she might meet her. The 
 second was that she herself had wasted the 
 difference in the fares all for nothing. And 
 the third was that she hoped Mrs. Douglas 
 wouldn't betray to Nea tne fact that the 
 National Schoolmistress had come down 
 second. It was just like these nasty grand 
 girls' condescension to travel thUrd on purpose 
 to put one out of countenance. 
 
 Mrs. Douglas, however, didn't play her false, 
 and the three went off to fetch Nea's other 
 box, which was so big that Faith fairly 
 trembled to think how many evening dresses 
 might not be In it. They drove up together to 
 the creeper-elad villa, and Faith, for the very 
 first time hi her life, found herself actually iu 
 good Society. 
 
 She went xm to her room very nervous 
 inaeed, and began to get ready lor Jinner 
 hastily. She sat on her one evening frock 
 with many doubts on rn whnt Nea would wear, 
 and went down at iast, a few minutes before 
 the bell rang, into the drawing-room. 
 
 Nea was there before her, in a dress still 
 simpler and moro unstudied than her own ; 
 and as Fcdth entered she drew her over in- 
 stinctively somehow to the sofa with a friendly 
 gesture. 
 
 " Oh, what a sweet gown I " she cried, in 
 unaffected admiratbn, as Faith seated herself 
 by her side ; and, indeed, Faith did look very 
 beaatifol, with her lustrous black hair knotted 
 neatly in a roll at the back of her head, and 
 her diark eyes and olive complexion thrown up 
 by the delicate colour of her dainty foulard. 
 
 " You'll be tired enough of it before you go, 
 I expect," Faith answered, defiantly, " for it's 
 the only evening frock I've got, and I shall 
 have to wear it every night wlme I stop here." 
 Her very pride oompMled her to fling her 
 poverty unprovoked thus point-blank at the 
 unoffending faces of others. 
 
 " Oh, of course. One doesn't bring a whole 
 stock of dresses with one (or a short visit like 
 this," Nea answered, smiling ; " and this one's 
 so prettv, one could never get tired of it. I 
 think tnat's the best of simple gowns— they 
 always look well if you wear them for ever ; 
 and nobody ever notices they've seen them 
 before, because they're so unobtrusive. 
 
 Whereas, if one has a showy, striking dress, 
 and wears it often, it attracts attention, and 
 then everybody says, ' Oh I that's the same old 
 thing she wore loitt season, don't you know, at 
 the Boand-so's t ' " 
 
 "That's just what I thought," Faith an 
 Bwered, trying to look unconcerned, " when I 
 ordered this one." 
 
 " And I always sa^," Nea went on, glancing 
 down at her own little quiet cashmere, " if 
 one's poor, one should buy the simplest possible 
 things, which never look out of place, and 
 never go out of fashion." 
 
 Sho said it in the sense good Society always 
 says such tilings in — the purely relative sense 
 which regards the country parson's endowment 
 as polite poverty ; and she was thinking really 
 of her own wardrobe, not of Faith Oascoyne's. 
 But Faith, like all the rest of us, chose to, 
 accept the remark from her own standpoint, 
 according to which Nea Blair was a " nasty 
 grand girl," a representative of wealth, rank, 
 class, and fashion. 
 
 " If one's poor," she answered, flaring up 
 internally, "one must buy what one can 
 a^* 'd ; but that's no reason why one should 
 b. .Ictated to in that, or in anything else, by 
 others." 
 
 For in the phrase "one should buy the 
 simplest possible things," Faith thought she 
 detected the hateful didactic leaven of the 
 district-visitor. 
 
 By a rare flash of intuition — due, perhaps, 
 to her profoundly sympathetic and affectionate 
 nature — Nea divined with an instinctive in- 
 sight the nature of the error into which Faith 
 had fallen, and hastened to remove it as 
 delicately as possible. "Oh, I don't mean 
 that I do it to please other people," she 
 answered, with her winning smile ; " I do it to 
 please myself. Papa never dreams for a 
 minute of dictating to me about dress. I get 
 ;ny aUowance four times a year, and I spend 
 it as seems best to me." 
 
 Faith coloured up with regret for her foolish 
 mistake, which she couldn't fail now to recog- 
 nise. " But you're not poor," she said, with a 
 marked emphasis. 
 
 " We're certainly not rich," Nea replied, 
 looking down so as not to meet those half- 
 angry eyes. " Of course, these things are all 
 comparative. But I have to be very careful of 
 my expenses." 
 
 " Well, but you went abroad for the whole 
 winter with a companion," Faith objected, 
 sternly. 
 
 " Oh, that was a very special tUng, because 
 I'd been ill. Papa did that, not because he 
 was rich, but because he was so anxious to 
 make me well again." 
 
 "I see," Faith answered, and wished to 
 herself people wouldn't use words in such un- 
 natural senses. Talk about being poor, indeed, 
 when you're a beneficed clergymem of the 
 Church of England, and can send your 
 dai^ghter to a good hotel on the Biviera, with 
 
IN QOOD SOCIETY. 
 
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 buy the 
 lught she 
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 , perhaps, 
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 lioh Faith 
 ove it as 
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 I do it to 
 ,inB for a 
 IBS. I get 
 i I spend 
 
 her foolish 
 torecog- 
 laid, with a 
 
 ea repUed, 
 those half- 
 Dgs are all 
 r careful of 
 
 the whole 
 objected, 
 
 ing, beoauf e 
 l^cause he 
 anxious to 
 
 a wished to 
 I infuohun- 
 poor, indeed, 
 rman of the 
 send your 
 Biviera, with 
 
 a hired companion to be her guardian and 
 chaperon t 
 
 Presently the Douglases themselves oame 
 down, and the four went in to dinner together. 
 " We haven't asked anybody to meet you, this 
 first evening.Nea," Mrs.Douglas said, "because 
 we thought you'd be tired after your long 
 journey; but your brother's coming in for a 
 chat after dinner. Faith ; as he ana Nea are 
 old friends, you know, we thought he wouldn't 
 matter. And he's going to bring young 
 Thistleton of Christ Church with him." 
 
 Faith almost shook in her chair at the 
 terrible prospect. However would she get on, 
 she wondered, with ail these fine people tburust 
 at once upon her? Qood Society began 
 positively to appal her. 
 
 Dinner, however, passed off very well. With 
 Mrs. Douglas herself Faith felt quite at home 
 now ; and the Professor, though prodigiousl v 
 learned, was a very pleasant man, Faith 
 thought, with lots of fun in him. Nea didn't 
 always understand what he said, apparently ; 
 and it struck Faith with some little surprise 
 that Nea seemed on the whole to know less 
 about the subjects Mr. Douglas discussed than 
 she herself £d. And yet Nea had had the 
 very best education t Strange, then, that she 
 thought the Prometheus was written by 
 Sophocles, when Faith, who had read it 
 through in Paul's Bohn, couldn't imagine how 
 anyone could mistake the ^sohylean touch in 
 it. And then she had never even heard of 
 Shelley's "Prometheus Unbound!" Faith 
 began to consider her quite a little ignoramus. 
 
 The fact was, Faith's whole days had been 
 spent at home (or with the infants) and among 
 Paul's books, and her one native longing and 
 desire in life was for more culture. Hence, 
 like many self-educated people, she had a wide 
 though not a deep knowledge of books and 
 things, exactly suited to make a brilliant show 
 in general society ; while Nea, whose tastes 
 were by no means learned, had only aoqubred 
 the ordinary English sohoolml's stock of 
 knowledge, and was far behind Faith in every- 
 thing that pertains to general education. 
 
 The Professor, for his part, being an easy- 
 going man, soon found out that Faith and he 
 had most in coii:mon, and addressed his con- 
 versation mainly to her throughout the dinner. 
 This flattered Faith and gave her confidence. 
 She began to suspect that, after sU, she might 
 be able to hold her own fairly in Oxford, if one 
 of the very heads of that learned society thought 
 her not wholly unworthy of wasting his time 
 upon. Appreciation brought out her best 
 points, as opposition did her worst ; and before 
 the end of the dinner she was positively 
 brilliant. 
 
 Once, too, in the course of it, she discovered 
 to her surprise another littiie point of superiority 
 to Nea. The Cornish girl had been talking of 
 her experiences at Mentene, and had been 
 partioularly kind in her remarks about Paul, 
 which made Faith's face flush once more, but 
 
 this time with pleasure. There was nothing 
 she loved like having Paul appreoiatod. 
 
 *' You weren't at the same hotel, though," 
 she said after a while. " I suppose yours 
 was a much bigger and a more expensive 
 one?" 
 
 " Oh, dear no I " Nea answered simply ; 
 "your brother and Mr. Thistleton were at 
 the swell place ; but Madame Geriolo took me 
 to quite a foreign hoose, that she liked much 
 better, partly because it was cheap, and partly 
 because hat tastes are awfully cosmopolitan. 
 I never was in such polyglot society in my life 
 before. We had Poles, Hungarians, Greeks, 
 Germans, Swedes and Itussians at table d'hdie 
 beside us." 
 
 " Dear me," Faith exclaimed, " how awk- 
 ward that muBt have been 1 You must have 
 felt every time you opened your mouth that 
 the eyes of Europe were upon you." 
 
 " I did," Nea answered, with an amused 
 smile. " But as they didn't understand me, it 
 didn't much matter. 
 
 "The conversation was all in Frenob, of 
 course," Faith went on innocently. 
 
 " With the foreignerf, oh yes I But I don't 
 speak French myself at all fluently— not any- 
 thing like as well as Mr. Gascoyne, for example. 
 He speaks just beautifully." 
 
 " Oh, I don't consider Paul's a verv good 
 accent," Faith answered with easy confidence. 
 " We learnt together when wo were quite little 
 things, he and I, and I know he could never 
 pronounce his r'a with the right suuount of 
 rolling, or distinguish between words like 
 ' tremper ' and ' tromper* This is how Paul 
 speaks," and she repeated a few lines of one 
 of Victor Hugo's odes that they had read 
 together, in perfect mimicry of the few English 
 faults in her brother's pronunciation. They 
 were merely the minor tricks of intonation 
 which must almost inevitably persist in any 
 foreigner's mouth, however profound his ac- 
 quaintance with the language; but Faith's 
 quick feminine car detected them at once, 
 compared with Mademoiselle Clarice's Parisian 
 flow, and her ready tongue imitated them 
 absolutely to perfection. 
 
 Nea listened, lost in amazement. " I 
 shouldn't know that wasn't the purest Paris 
 accent," she answered, half jealous on Paul's 
 accoimt. " I thought myself Mr. Gascoyne 
 spoke admirably." 
 
 " Oh no ; this is how it ought to be," Faith 
 answered, now quite at home. And she de- 
 livered the lines in excellent French as 
 Mademoiselle Clarice herself might have said 
 them, only with infinitely more appreciation 
 of theur literary vigour. 
 
 Nea was astonished. '* You speak splen- 
 didly," she said. " I'd give anything myself 
 to be able to speak that way." 
 
 '* Oh, I've spoken it ever since I was two 
 years old," Faith answered offhand — for, to 
 her, it seemed the most common-place accom- 
 plishment on earth to be able to talk like 
 
62 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 I 
 
 the French lady's-maicl. But to Nea it was 
 proof of a conmmmate education. 
 
 After dinner they rose and went into the 
 drawing-room, Faith feeling rather awkward 
 onoe Doore, now, aa to how to proceed, and 
 keeping her eyen firmly fixed on everything 
 Nea did for guide noe. 
 
 Presently Paul, and hi» friend came in. Faith 
 walked to.vards (he door with what self- 
 poasesrion she oould, most conscious of her 
 gait 9» she crossed the room and kissed her 
 brother. Then she turned and was intrc- 
 duced to the blondo young man. Why, 
 what a curious thing Paul should never have 
 told hert The blonde young man was ex- 
 tremely handsome. 
 
 Paul had always described Thistleton as a 
 very good fellow and all that sort of thing, 
 bat had never enlarged in the least upon his 
 personal appearance ; and Faith had somehow 
 imbibed the idea that the blonde young man 
 was stumpy and unpleasant. Perhaps it was 
 because she had heard he was rich, and had 
 therefore vaguely mixed him up in her ovm 
 mind ^vith ti^e Gorgius Midas, junior, of Mr. 
 Du Maurier's sketches in Punch. But cer- 
 tainly, wuen she saw a fine, well-built young 
 fellow of six feet one, with intelligent eyea 
 and a pleasing, ingenuous, frank countenance, 
 she failed to reoognfw in hun altogether the 
 Thistleton of whom her brother had told her. 
 The blonde young man took her fancy at 
 onoe, so much so that she felt shy at the 
 idea of talking to him. 
 
 For to Faith it was a very great ordeal 
 indi ^d, this sudden introduction to a Society 
 into which, till this moment, she had never 
 penetrated. The very size and roominess of 
 the apartments — though the Douglases' house 
 was by no means a urge one— the brilliancy 
 of the gas, the lightness of the costume, the 
 flowers and decorations, the fiuffinebs and 
 airiness, and bright colour of everything, 
 fairly took her breath away. She felt herself 
 moving in a new world of gauze and glitter. 
 And then to be seated in these novel surround- 
 inffs, to undertake conversation of an un- 
 rehearsed kind with unknown strangers, it was 
 almost more than Faith's equammity was 
 proof against. But she bore up bravely, 
 nevertheless, for very shame, and answered at 
 first almost as iu a dream, all that the blonde 
 young man said to her. 
 
 Thutleton, however, had no such diifioulties, 
 for he was born lich ; and he talked away so 
 easily and pleasantly to the National School- 
 mistress about things she really took an inte- 
 rest in and understood, that at the end of an 
 hour she was hardly afraid of him, especially 
 as he seemed so fond "f Paul, and so proud 
 and pleased about his Marlborough Essay. 
 
 " I wanted to bet him ten to one in fivers 
 he'd get it," Thistleton remarked, all radiant ; 
 " but ne wouldn't bet. He knew he was sure 
 of it, and he wasn't going to hedge. And all 
 the House w*» iwfnUy ^ad of it. Why, t^e 
 
 Dean himself called him up and congratulated 
 him I" 
 
 As for Paul, he 'alked most of the tim'^ to 
 Nea, with occasional judicious intei mentions 
 on Mrs. Douglas's port, who was never so 
 pleased as when she could make young people 
 happy. 
 
 When they took their departure that evening 
 Faith said to her hostess, " What a very nice 
 young man that Mr. Thistleton isT' As a 
 matter of fact, it was the ->'ery first opportunity 
 she had ever had of talking to any voung man 
 of decent education and gentlemanly manners 
 on equal terms, except her own brother, and 
 she was naturally pleased with him. 
 
 Mrs. Douglas shrugged her shoulders a little 
 bit — almost as naturally as Madame Ceriolo. 
 
 " Do you think so ? " she said. " Well, he's 
 nice enough, I suppose ; but his manners 
 haven't that repose that stamps the caste of 
 Vere de Ve^-e, somehow. He's a trifle too 
 boisterous for my .taste, you know. Good- 
 bearted, of course, and all that sort of thing, 
 but not with the stamp of Blue Blood about 
 him." 
 
 "Oh, nonsense, my dear Eleanor," the 
 Professor ejaculated with a good round mouth. 
 '* The young fellow's as well behaved as most 
 earls in England, and, if it comes to that, a 
 gieat deal better." 
 
 "I'm so glad you say so, Mr. Douglas," 
 Faith put in wi& a smile — " that it's non- 
 sense, I mean — for I should have been 
 afraid to." 
 
 "WeU, but reaUy, Faith," Mrs. Douglas 
 retorted, " he isn't fit to hold a candle any day 
 to your brother Paul." 
 
 "I should think not, indeed!" Nea ex- 
 claimed immediately, with profound convic- 
 tion. "Wh", Mr. Gascoyne's just worth a 
 thousand of him I " 
 
 Faith turned with a grateful look to Nea for 
 that kindly sentence ; and yet she would have 
 liked the praise of Paul all the better if it 
 hadn't been contrasted with dispraise of Mr. 
 Thistleton. For her part, she tiiought him a 
 mjst delightful young man, and was only 
 sorry he was so dreadfully rich, and there- 
 fore, of course, if one got to know him better, 
 no doubt nasty. 
 
 They parted in the passage outside Faith's 
 bedroom, and Nea, as she said " Good-night, 
 dear," to her new friend, leant forward to kiss 
 her. Faith hesitated for a moment: she 
 wasn't accustomed to cheapen her embraces 
 in the usual feline feminine manner, and as 
 ^et she didn't feel sure of Nea; but next 
 mstant she yielded, and pressed her com- 
 panion's hand. " Thank you so much," she 
 said, with tears in her eyes, and darted into 
 her room. But Nea didn't even so much as 
 know for what she thanked her. 
 
 Faith meant for not having been " grand," 
 and crushed her. To herself she was always 
 the National Schoolmistress. 
 
 But Nea saw in her only a graceful, hand- 
 
btulated 
 
 IDYLS OP YOUTH. 
 
 63 
 
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 evening 
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 would have 
 
 better if it 
 
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 and there- 
 
 him better, 
 
 iBide Faith's 
 Good-night, 
 ward to Kiss 
 )ment : she 
 »r embraces 
 aner, and as 
 ,; but next 
 1 her corn- 
 much," she 
 darted into 
 Bo much as 
 
 ■en "grand," 
 
 aceful, hand* 
 
 Bonbe, well-read girl, and Paul Gascoyne's 
 sister. 
 
 So ended Faith Gascoyne's first equally 
 dreaded and longed-for evening in Good 
 Society. 
 
 Outside the Douglases' door Thistleton 
 paused and looked at his friend. 
 
 •' Why, Gasooyne," he said, " you never 
 told me whav a beautiful girl your sister was, 
 and so awfully clever 1 " 
 
 Paul smiled. " As a rule," he said, " men 
 don't blow the trumpet for their own female 
 relations." 
 
 Thistleton accepted the explanation in 
 silonoe, and walked along muto for two or 
 three minutes. Then he began again, almost 
 as if to himself : " But this one," he said, '■ is 
 so exceptionally beautiful." 
 
 Paul was aware of an uncomfortable sensa- 
 tion at the base of his throat, and diverted the 
 conversation to Jho chances of a bump on the 
 first night of the races. 
 
 CFAirrER XIX. 
 
 IDTLS OF YOUTH. 
 
 To Faith those ten delicious days at Oxford 
 were a dream fulfilled — pure gold, every one 
 of them. How glorious were those strolls 
 round Magdalen cloisters; those fresh morning 
 walks in Christ Church meadows ; those after- 
 noon lounges in the cool nooks of Wadham 
 Gardens! How grand the tower of Merton 
 loomed up in the moonlight ; how noble was 
 the prospect of the crowded High, with the 
 steeple of St. Mary's and St. Laud's porch in the 
 middle distance, viewed fron the atone steps 
 of Queen's or University 1 How she loved 
 each mouldering pinnacle of Oriel, each 
 vaulted boss in the great roof of Christ 
 Church! What delightful afternoon teas in 
 Tom Quad ; what luxurious breakfasts in the 
 New Buildings at Ballioll To the National 
 Schoolmistress, fresh from the din of the 
 infants and the narrow precincts of Plowden's 
 Court, the height and breadth and calm and 
 glory of thobe majestic colleges were some- 
 thing unknown, unpictured, unfanoied. Even 
 after all Paul had told her, it eclipsed and 
 eiliMed her best ideal. She had only one pang 
 — that she must so soon leave it all. 
 
 And what a grand phantasmagoria it pro- 
 duced in her mind, tiiat whirlmg week of 
 unparalleled excitement ! Tn the morning, to 
 view the Bodleian or the Badcliffe, to walk 
 under the chestnuts on the Cherwell bank, or 
 to admire from the bridge the soaring tower of 
 Magdalen. At mid-day, to lunch in some 
 undergraduate's quarters, or with bearded 
 dons in some panelled common-room: for 
 Mrs. Douglas was known to be the best of 
 hostesses, and whoever saw Oxford under her 
 auspices was sure not to lack for entertainment 
 or for entertainments. In the afternoon, to 
 float down the rivr ir to Iffley in a tub pair ; or 
 
 to lounge on padded punts under the broad 
 shade of Addison's Walk ; or to drink tea in 
 rooms looking out over the Benaissanoe court 
 of St. John's ; or to hear the anthem trilled 
 from sweet boyish throats in New College 
 Chapel. In the evening, to dine, at home or 
 abroad, in varied company ; to listen to some 
 concert in the hall of Exeter : or to see the 
 solemn inner quad of Jesus incongruously 
 decked out with Japanese lanterns and hanging 
 lights for a Cymric festival. A new world 
 seemed to open out all at once before her. A 
 world all excitement, pleasure, and loveliness. 
 
 To most girls brough'; up in quiet, cultivated 
 homes, a visit to Oxfotd is one long whirl of 
 dissipation. To Faith, brought up in the cab- 
 man's cottage, it was a perfect revelation of 
 art, life and Deauty. It sank into her soul like 
 first love. If you can imagine a bird's-eye 
 view of Florence, Paris, and educated Society 
 rolled into one, that is something like what 
 those ten days at Oxford were to Faith 
 ,e. 
 ve- nighii Nea Blair went out with her, 
 and e\ .ry night, to Faith's immense surprise, 
 Nea wore the same simple cashmere dress she 
 had worn at Mrs. Douglas's that first evening. 
 It made Faith feel a great deal more at home 
 with her ; after three days, indeed, she quite 
 got over her fear of Nea. Nea was so gentle, 
 BO sweet, so kind, it was impossible for any- 
 body long to resist her. By the third evening 
 they were sworn friends, and when Faith went 
 up with her after the little carpet-dance to 
 bed, it was actually with her arm round the 
 "grand girl's" waist that she mounted the 
 staircase. 
 
 On the morning of their fourth day at Oxford 
 they were walking in the High with Mrs. 
 Douglas — on their way to visit the reredos at 
 All Souls' — ^when just outside the doors of the 
 " Mitre " Nea was suddenly stopped by a 
 g(Men-halred apparition. 
 
 "Oh my, momma!" the apparition ex- 
 claimed, in a fine Pennsylvanian twang, " if 
 here ain't Nea Blair as large as life and twice 
 as nat'ral 1 Well, now, I do call that jest 
 lovely! To think we should meet you here 
 again, Nea. But I felt like it, somehow ; I 
 said to momma this morning, as we were un- 
 loading the baggage down at the oars, <I 
 shoulchi't be a bit surprised if Nea Blair's at 
 Oxford.' I knew you were coming up this 
 summer term, you know, to visit friends, and 
 I kind of guessed we should probably syn- 
 chronise." 
 
 remarked, 
 your 
 acquaintuices ? " 
 
 For Mrs. Douglas's British back was con- 
 siderably stifiEenea by the newcomer's obviooi 
 lack of the Vere de Vere emotipnal tempera- 
 ment. 
 
 " This is Miss Boyton," Nea said, presenting 
 her ; " she was with us at Mentone. And this 
 is Mrs. Boy too." 
 
 " Nea, my dear," Mrs. Dou^laa rema: 
 with chilly dignity, " will you mtroduee 
 
04 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 For where Isabel was, there her mother sank 
 naturally into the background. 
 
 "Yes; and, my dear, we've only just 
 arrived. We wired to Mr. Thistleton to engage 
 rooms for us at the " Mitre." There's another 
 hotel at Oxford, he told ua — the Bandolph — 
 but it doesn't sound so mediaeval and English 
 and aristocratic as the " Mitre." And now 
 we've come out to look around a bit and see the 
 city." 
 
 "Oh, you're Mr. Thistleton's guests, are 
 you ? " Faith asked, with a faint imdercurrent 
 of suspicion, for she didn't half like this 
 sudden intrusion of the golden-haired Penu- 
 sylvanian upon her special undergraduate. 
 Though she had . only been three days at 
 Ozfora, Thistleton had already been most 
 marked in his politeness, and Faith, though 
 innocent as a child of ulterior designs upon 
 tiie rich young man, didn't want to have lus 
 immediate kind attentions diverted upon 
 others. 
 
 " Yes, indeed," Isabel answered. " We've 
 gotten oiur own rooms for ourselves at the 
 ' Mitre,' of course, but we expect Mr. Thistleton 
 to walk us around and give us a good time 
 while we stop in Oxford. Monuna and I are 
 looking forward to enjo;>^g ourselves riU the 
 time. Oh, don't the place look jest lovely t " 
 
 " It is lovely," Nea said ; " I always enjoy 
 it so much. But why did you telegraph to 
 Mr. Thistleton, instead of Mr. Gascoyne ? We 
 saw so much more of Mr. Gascoyne at 
 Mentone." 
 
 " Well, to tell you the truth," Isabel answered, 
 " I didn't jest feel like asking Mr. Gascoyne ; 
 while that young Thistleton fellow — he's a real 
 good sort, but only a boy, you know — so I 
 didn't mind asking him." 
 
 " This is Mr. Gascoyne's sister," Nea said, 
 with a slight wave towards Faith, who stood 
 irresolute in the background. " She's stopping 
 with me at Mrs. Douglas's. We're going just 
 now to see one of the colleges— All Souls'. " 
 
 " Well, I don't mind if we catch on to it," 
 Isabel answered, briskly. "We've jest come 
 out to see what the place is like, and one col- 
 lege 11 do for us, I presoom, as well as another. 
 Aocording to the Guide, the city must be full of 
 them." 
 
 Mrs. Douglas knocked under with con- 
 descending tact. She reoollected that Nea had 
 told her Miss Boyton was rich ; and, after all, 
 there are always lots of nice young men lying 
 aboat loose who'd be glad to pick up with a 
 rich and pretty American. 
 
 " If your mamma and yon would like to join 
 cor party," she said, Mrith her beet second-class 
 smile (Mn. Douglas's smiles were duly gra- 
 duated for all ranks of Society), " I'm sure we 
 shall be delij^ted. Any friends of Nea's are 
 always weleome to ns. " 
 
 So from that moment forth the Boytons 
 were duly accepted as part and parcel of Mrs. 
 Dooglas'i set durins that crowded race week. 
 They went aTsrywhere with Faith and Nea, 
 
 and shared in most of the undergraduate feafets 
 which Mrs. Douglas offered vicariously for her 
 young friends' amusement. 
 
 Undergraduate Oxford loves anything fresh, 
 and Isabel Boyton's freshness, at any rate, 
 was wholly beyond dispute. Before the week 
 was out, the golden-haired Fennsylvanian had 
 become a feature in Christ Church, and even 
 betting was offered in Feckwater whether or 
 not Gascoyne would marry her. 
 
 The same evening Mrs. Douglas gave her 
 first dinner-party for her two guests, and as 
 they sat in the drawing-room, just before the 
 earliest outsider arrived, Mrs. Douglas turned 
 to Faith (Nea hadn't yet come down) and re- 
 marked parenthetically : 
 
 " Oh, by the way, Mr. Thistleton will take 
 you in to dinner, my dear. He'll go after 
 your brother Paul, and then Mr. Wade '11 take 
 in Nea." 
 
 Faith shrank back a Uttle alarmed. 
 
 " Oh, but teU me, Mrs. Douglas," she cried, 
 somewhat shamefaced, " why mayn't I go 
 last ? I don't want to go in before Nea." 
 
 Mrs. Douglas shook her head in most 
 decided disapproval. " It can't be helped, my 
 child," she said. " It's not my arrangement. 
 I've got nothing on earth to do with settling 
 the table of precedence. It's the Lord 
 Chamberlain who has long ago decided once 
 for all that your brother Paul, as a baronet's 
 son, walks in before young Thistleton, and 
 that you, as a baronet's daughter, walk in 
 before Nea." 
 
 Faith gave a little gesture of extreme dis- 
 satisfaction. This playing at baronetcy was to 
 her most distasteful. 
 
 "I can't bear it," she cried. "Do, dear 
 Mrs. Douglas, as a special favour, let Nea at 
 least go in before me." 
 
 But Mrs. Douglas was inflexible. " No, 
 no," she said; "none of your nasty Badical 
 levelling ways for me, turning Society topsy- 
 turvy with your new-fangled ideas, and all 
 just to suit your own unbridled fancy. People 
 of quality must behave as such. If you happen 
 to be bora a baronet's daughter you must take 
 precedence of a country parson's girl. NohUite 
 oblige. That's the price you have to pay for 
 being bom in an exalted station in life. You 
 must fulfil the duties that belong to your place 
 in Society." 
 
 So, with a very bad grace, poor Faith yielded. 
 
 When Nea came down, F<uth observed with 
 8urpris3 that rHo was weu: nig even now the 
 same simple .a^hmere dress as on the first 
 night of her visi.. Faith had expected that 
 for this special function at least Nea would 
 have appeared arrayed, like Solomon, in all 
 her glory. But no ; the plain cashmere was 
 still to the front, as invariable us Faith's own 
 delicate foulard. A curious thought flashed 
 across Faith's mind : Could the " grand girl " 
 herself, as sb' still sometimes thonght her, 
 have brought but one evi xng dress m her box, 
 just as she herself had done f 
 
IDYLS OP YOUTH. 
 
 65 
 
 For, after all, Faiih began to observe that, 
 in a deeper sense than she had at first 
 expected, we are all in the last resort built of 
 much the same moald, and that the differ- 
 ences of high and low are a great deal more 
 mere differences of accent speech, and dress 
 than of intellect or emotion. 
 
 That evening Mr. Thistloton, she thought, 
 was more attentive tc her than ever; and 
 when she spoke to him once about the golden- 
 haired apparition that h; 'ashed upon them 
 in the High Street from ae "Mitre" that 
 morning, he only laughed good-humouredly, 
 and remarked, with tolerant contempt, that 
 Miss Boyton was " real racy," of American 
 soil, and that her mamma was a most amiable 
 and unobtrusive old Egyptian mummy. 
 
 " You saw a good deal of her at Mentone, I 
 suppose," Faith said, looking up at him from 
 her niche in the ottoman. 
 
 "Yes, and heard a good deal of !.or, too," 
 Thistleton answered, smiling. "She wasn't 
 bom to blush imseen, that excellent Miss 
 ifioyton. Wherever she goes she makes her- 
 self felt. She's amusing, that's all ; one 
 endures her because one gets such lots of fun 
 )ut of her." 
 
 "But she's very rich, Paul says." Faith 
 murmured, abstractedly. 
 
 " Oh, they grow 'em very rich in America, 
 I fancy," the blonde young man replied, with 
 careless ease. " So do we in Yorkshire, too ; 
 we don't set much ato; > by that up in the 
 North, you know. People are all -ning in 
 money with as in Sheffield. To bi^ ch up 
 there is positively vulgar, so far as that goes. 
 The distinguished thing in the North is to be 
 poor but ctutured. It's almost as fashionable 
 as bemg poor but honi>st used once to be in 
 Sunday-8<mool literature." 
 
 " SdU, she's pretty, don't you think, in her 
 own way?" Faith asked, pleading Miss 
 Boyton's case out of pure perversity. 
 
 " She's pretty enough, if you go in for 
 prettiness," the blonde young man retorted, 
 with a glance of admiration at Faith's own 
 raven hair and great speaking eyes. " I don't 
 myself — I don't like women to be pr«tty." 
 
 "Don't like them to be pranf!" Faith 
 repeated, aghast. 
 
 " No," the blonde young man replied, stoutly. 
 " I prefer beauty to prettiness. ' never cared 
 much for tow-haired iolls. £ye« with a soul 
 in them are much man to my tasw. Besides," 
 he added, breaking off suddenly, "she's not 
 quite our sort, you know, Miss Oasooyne." 
 
 " OvT sort? " Faich echoed interrogatively, 
 taken aback at the ineiueveness of the first per- 
 son plural. " I — I don't quite understand you." 
 
 " Well, yow sort, then," the blonde young 
 man oorreoted, with imperturbable good- 
 hnmonr, "if you won't let me reokon myself in 
 the same day with you. I mean, she's not a 
 person of any birth or pontion or refinement ; 
 she's a panmue, you know, a perfect parvmutf. 
 I don't mean to say I go in for a Pumtagenet 
 
 ancestry mjrself," he continued quiokly, seeing 
 Faith was trying hard to put in a word and 
 interrupt him ; " but I don't like people quite 
 so freshly fledged as she is. T prefer them with 
 some tincture of polite society." 
 
 Faith blushed up to the eyes with some 
 strange sense of shame. It was so novel a 
 position for her to find herself in, that she 
 hardly knew how to brazen it out. " She 
 was very well received at Mentone," she 
 stammered out uneasily. 
 
 " At Mentone ? Oh yes ; in a cosmopclitan 
 place like that one can swallow anybody— why, 
 we even swallowed Miss Blaur's chaperon — 
 that delightful little humbug and adventuress, 
 Madame Geriolo, who anywhere else in the 
 world would have been utterly impossible. But, 
 hang it all ! you know. Miss Oasooyne, you 
 womdn't like your own brother, now, for in- 
 stance, to marry her ? " 
 
 Faith looked down, and hardly knew what 
 to say. " If ever Paul marries," she answered 
 at last, speaking out of her whole heart, " I 
 should like him to mavry — someone more 
 worthy of him." 
 
 As she spoke she lifted her eyes again, and 
 met Nea Blair's, who, seated dose by, had 
 just caught by amident the last few words ol 
 their conversation. Nea let her glance fall on 
 the carpet and coloured faintly. Then Faith 
 felt sure, with an instinctive certainty, that 
 Nea was not wholly indifferent to her penni- 
 less brother. 
 
 When they went upstairs that night again, 
 they sat long talking in Nea's room, till their 
 candles had burnt low in the sockets. They 
 talked unrestrainedly, like two bosom friends. 
 Faith wasn't afraid any longer of the " grand 
 girl." She was more at home with Nea than 
 she had ever been with anybody else, except 
 Paul, before. As she rose at last, reluctantly, 
 to go to bed, she held Nea's hand a long 
 time in hers. "Nea," she said, pressing it 
 hard, "how strange it all seems! I was so 
 afraid to meet you only four days since — 
 though it's like a year now, for every day's 
 been so cranomed full of pleasure — and to- 
 night I can't bear to think I've got to go 
 back so soon to my school once more, and 
 my dull routine, and my petty life, and 
 never again see anything more of you. It's 
 been all like a beautiful, beautiful dream — 
 meeting you here, and all the rest — and I shall 
 feel so sad to have to go away by-and-by and 
 leave it all." 
 
 " Perhaps we shall meet often again in the 
 future, now we've onue got to know and love 
 each other," Nea answered, soothing her. 
 
 Faith turned with the candle in her hand to 
 go. Great tears were in her eyes. She trembled 
 violently. 
 
 " No, no," she said ; " I sometimes think it's 
 all a mistake over for a moment to come out of 
 one's native sphere. It makes the Avulsion 
 seem all tixe worse when you have to go back 
 to it." 
 
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66 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 ' • . U"^' CHAPTER XX. 
 
 BBBAKINa THS ICB. 
 
 The row ap the river to Ensham was delight- 
 ful; the sky was blue, the meadows were 
 green, the water was clear, and the lillies 
 that lolled like Oriental beauties on its top 
 were snow-white and golden. Only one thing 
 damped Faith's and Nea's happiness— it was 
 the last day of their visit to Oxford. 
 
 They had much to regret. The gardens 
 were so beautiful, the colleges so calm, the 
 river so peaceful— and the two young men had 
 been so very attentive. 
 
 Faith wondered how, &fter Mr. Thistleton's 
 open and unaffected homage, she could ever 
 endure the boorish poUteness of the few young 
 fallows slw saw from time to time after rare 
 intervals at Hillborongh. Nea wondered how, 
 after seeing so much of that nice Mr. Graaooyne 
 at Mentone and Oxford, she could ever relapse 
 into the hum-drum life of iiaeping house for 
 her father in the Cornish reotory. Mr. Gas- 
 eoyne was so clever, and so full of beautiful 
 ideas. He seemed to be so thoron^y human 
 all tbroogh I Nea loved to hea:' him lalk ahont 
 men and things. And she really did think, in 
 a sort of way, that Mr. Gasooyne, pnhapa, to 
 some extent, liked her. 
 
 So when she found herself, after lunoh at 
 Mra. Douglas's picnic, strolling away with 
 Paoi towards the field where the fridUsries 
 grow, and the large purple orcliises, she was 
 oonseiouB generally of a faint thrill ojf pinsure 
 — that strange, indefinite, indefinable thrill 
 whioh goes so much deeper than the shallow 
 possibiStiM of oar haphazard language. 
 
 They wandered and talked for many 
 minutes, picking the great chequered blossoms 
 as they moved, and never thinking whither 
 they went, either with their feet or their 
 tongues, as is the wont of adolescence. Nea 
 was fall of praise for Faikii — such an earnest 
 girl, so sincere and profound when you came 
 to know her ; and Paul, who, to a great extent, 
 had been Faith's teacher, was proud that his 
 pupU idioald be liked and appreciated. 
 
 "But what a pity," Nea said at last, "we 
 should have to part to-morrow t For we've 
 both of as got on so well together." 
 
 " It i« a pity," Faol said, " a very great 
 pity. Faith hM never enjoyed anything so 
 much in her life, I know ; and your being 
 there has made it doubly mjojrable for her." 
 
 " Oh, I'm so glad to hear yon say so," Nea 
 exclaimed, with evident delight. " Ton can't 
 think how much I've enjoyed having her here 
 too. She's a dear girl. We've had saeh long, 
 long tidks together in our own rooms everv 
 evening. And, do yoa know, Mr. Gasooyne,^' 
 she added shyly, "before she ctune I was so 
 afraid of OMCting h«r." 
 
 " Wbv f " Paul asked, unable to nndarstand 
 saeh a mliag towards Faith on the part of a 
 bom lady like Nea. 
 
 "Oh, I don't know." Nea answered. "I 
 
 can't exactly say why. But sometimes, when 
 you want to like somebody ever so much, 
 don't you know, you're so afraid in return 
 they won't like you." 
 
 " And you wanted to like Faith ? " Paul 
 asked, dl tremulous. 
 
 " I wanted to like her, oh, ever so much t 
 But I was afraid she mightn't take a fancy to 
 me. It often happens so, of course; but I 
 didn't want it to be so with her. AJid now 
 I'm sure she likes me very much, and that's 
 such a comfort to me." 
 
 ''You're very kind," Paul answered, em- 
 barrassed. 
 
 There was a long pause, and their eyes mot. 
 Eyes can say so much more than tongues. 
 Nea's fell again as she added slowly : 
 
 " And I hope now we shall meet very, very 
 often." 
 
 "Who? You and Faith?" Paul cried, 
 biting his lip hard, and holding in his words 
 with difficulty. 
 
 " Yes," Nea sidd. " Some day she must 
 come down to Cornwall and see us." 
 
 Paul looked up from the fritillaries, and felt 
 his heart beat and heave. 
 
 '* That can never, never be," he answered 
 solemnly. . 
 
 Nea turned to him all at once with an 
 astonished look. 
 
 " Never, Mr. Gascoyne ? " she cried. " Oh, 
 don't say that 1 I want to meet her very often 
 now. We're friends for life. Why shouldn't 
 I see her?" 
 
 It was one of those moments in a man's life 
 when, do what he \i;ill, the passion within him 
 gets the better of him and out-masters him. 
 He looked into Nea's deep eyes — those eyes 
 he would never see after to-morrow again — 
 and answered in a tone of poignant regret : 
 
 " Because you and I must keep as far apart 
 as we can from one another." 
 
 Nea more than half guessed his meaning at 
 once, but she would have it direct from his 
 own very Ups before she could believe it. 
 
 "And why, Mr. Gascoyne?" she asked, 
 with a throbbing heart. 
 
 " Because," Paul said boldly, blurting out 
 the whole truth in spito of himself, "Nea, I 
 love you." 
 
 There was a faint short interval, during 
 which Nea felt a sort of electric quiver pass 
 through all her frame; and then she mur- 
 mured very low : 
 
 " Thank you, Mr. Gascoyne, thank yoa." 
 
 " And I'm afraid," Paul went on— with in- 
 sensate folly, as he thought to himself—" I'm 
 afraid — I'm sure — ^you love me a little in 
 return, Nea." 
 
 Nea raised her eves, one Mash from ohin to 
 forehead, and met bis gace bashfully. 
 
 " More than that : a great deal," she 
 answered, with a tremor. 
 
 Paul sat down on the dry bank by the hedge, 
 and seated Kea gent^ on a big stone benoe 
 
 Bwe 
 
BRGAKINQ TtIB IQB, 
 
 67 
 
 "And thongh I shall never see you again 
 after to-morrow," he said, " I was wicked 
 enough and foolish enough — it canie over me 
 BO just now, that I couldn't avoid giving myself 
 the satisfaction of telling you so." 
 
 " I'm glad you did," Nea murmured through 
 the tears that struggled hard to rise and choke 
 her ntteranca. " I like to know it." 
 
 " It was wrong of me, very wrong of me," 
 Paul cried, already penitent; "but, Nea, I 
 can't be sorry I did, when I tihink how sweet, 
 how delicious, it is for me to know that 
 through all my future life I can carry away 
 the memory of those words you just uttered. 
 ' More than that : a great deal ' — I shall never 
 forget them." 
 
 "Thank ^ou," Nea cried once more, with 
 sweet simplicity. 
 
 Paul looked at her long, with a great yearn- 
 ing in his heart. 
 
 " And it's hard to think," he went on, " we 
 must part for ever to-morrow." 
 
 " Why for ever ? " Nea asked, looking back 
 at him again with womanly trust. " Why for 
 ever, Mr. Qascoyne ? If you love me, and I 
 love you, why need it be for ever ? " 
 
 Paul tore a purple fritillary to pieces ner- 
 vously. 
 
 " Oh, what have I done ? " he said, looking 
 up at her anxiously. " "Why did I ever begin 
 it? I've acted so wrong, so wickedly, so 
 cruelly I I ought never to nave spoken to vou 
 on the subject at all. I ought to have looked 
 it up tight — tight in my own bosom." 
 
 " I should nave found it out, even if you 
 hadn't told me," Nea answered, rimply. "And 
 whether you told me or not, I, at least, would 
 have IovmI yon." 
 
 Paul took her little hand unreproved in his 
 own. 
 
 " I was mad, though," he said ; " I was 
 wicked to trouble you. Nea, I won't say any- 
 thing about the d^erence in our positions, or 
 anything like that, for I know you are good 
 enough and true enough to love a man for 
 bL^iiitdlf, and not for his wealth or what else he 
 can give you. I know, poor as I am, and 
 sprung from where I spring, you'd be willing 
 to take me. But I oughtn't to have spoken to 
 you at all about my love. I ought to have 
 stifled and hidden it all from you, knowing, as 
 I do now, that we can never marry. It was 
 cruel of me so to cross your path, so to wring 
 that oonf ' . don from your own sweet lips — only 
 to tell yi ' that I can never marry you." 
 
 " Yon oidn't wring it from me," Nea whis- 
 pered low. " I like to tell you so." 
 
 " Oh, Nea I " Paul oried, and pressed her 
 hand in silenee. 
 
 " Yee, I like to teU you." she repeated. " I 
 love to tell you.* I'm glad for my own sake 
 
 Kou've made it possible for me to tell you. I 
 ked you very, very moeh at Mentone ; and 
 every day I've seen you since I've liked you 
 better, and better, and better. And then, I've 
 talked so much d»out you with Faith. Every 
 
 evening she and I have done nothing but talk 
 about you. That was why I wanted to like 
 Faith so much, because — because I was so very 
 fond of you. But, Paul," she said it out quite 
 naturaUy, " Paul, why can't you marry me ? " 
 
 Paul began in some vague, shadowy, in- 
 definite way to tell her once more about Uiose 
 terrible claims that so weighed upon his con- 
 science, but before he'd got well through the 
 very firat sentence Nea said, interrupting him : 
 
 "I know, I ktiow. I suppose you mean 
 about Mr. Solomons." 
 
 " Has Faith told you all about Mr. Solomons, 
 then ? " Paul exclaimed, in surprise. 
 
 " Yes," Nea answered. *' Of course I wanted 
 to know as much as I could about you, because 
 I was so much interested in you, and — and — I 
 loved you so dearly ; and Faith told me all 
 about that, and it made me so very, very sorry 
 for you." 
 
 " Then, if you know all that," Paul cried, 
 " you must know also how wrong it was of me 
 to speak to you, how impossible lor me ever to 
 marry you." 
 
 Nea looked down at the fritillarles in ht..' 
 hand, and began to arrange them nervously 
 with twitching fingers. After a while she 
 spok$. 
 
 " i don't think jo," she said, in » very calm 
 voice. "Even if we two can never^ never 
 marry, it's better I should know you love me, 
 and you should know I love you. It's better 
 to have found that out, even thougn nothing 
 more come of it, than to go through life 
 blindly, not knowing whether we haid ever 
 won one another. I shall go back to Corn- 
 wall, oh, ever so much happier than I came 
 away, feeling certain at least now tiiat you love 
 me, Paul." 
 
 The young man leant forward. His lips 
 pursed up of themselves. Nea didn't shrink 
 away from him. She didn't tremble or with- 
 draw. She ^owed him to kiss her. The kiss 
 thrilled through her iiunost behig. 
 
 Paul leant oaok once more, all penitence, 
 against the bank. 
 
 " What have I done ? " he oried, aghast at 
 his owo folly. "Let us rise and go, Nea. 
 The longer we stay here, the worse and worse 
 will we make matters." 
 
 " No," Nea answered, quietly. " I don't 
 want to go. I like sitting here. I can't let 
 you go yet. We must understand better how 
 we stand with each other. You mustn't go, 
 Paul, till you've told me everything-" 
 
 Paul, delighted in his secret heart at the 
 moment's respite, began once more, and told 
 her all his fears and doubts for the future — 
 how he was bound hand and foot to Mr. 
 Solomons ; how he must spend his whole life 
 in trving to repay him; and what folly it 
 would be for him to dream of marrying. He 
 reproached himself bitterly for having let Nea 
 see into the secret of his heart. He ought 
 never to have told her, he said ; he ought never 
 to have told her. 
 
68 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 
 Nea liBtened to him to the very end. Then 
 •he fixed her earnest eyes upon him and 
 answered softiy : " Paul, I will wait for you, 
 if I wait a lifetime." 
 
 "It isn't a ease for waiting," Paul cried: 
 " it's a case for despair ! " 
 
 "Then I won't despair," Nea answered. 
 "Not even to please you. I'll be happy 
 enough in knowing you love me." 
 
 For a minute or two more they talked it 
 over together in gentle whispers. Nea could 
 never love anyone else, she said ; so what did 
 it matter whether they could marry or not ? 
 She would be hiu, at any rate, for she could 
 never be anybody else's. 
 
 "And when I ^o, you'll write to me, Paul? " 
 she added, pleaT'ngly. 
 
 Paul hesitated. 
 
 " I musn't," he cried. " I oughn't to, Nea. 
 Remember, we two are not engaged to each 
 other." 
 
 " We're mora than engaged," Nea answered, 
 boldly, with the boldness of a true woman's 
 heart. "We're each other's already. Paul, 
 I'll write to you, and you must write to me. 
 Tou have great powers, and you'll do good 
 work in the world yet. In time, perhaps, you'll 
 pay off all this weight of debt wat clings like 
 a millstone round your neck, and then you'll 
 marry me. But, if not, we'll live for one 
 another for ever. And I shall live happy if I 
 know yon love me." 
 
 " One more kiss, Nea 1 " 
 
 "As many more as ever you like, Paul." 
 
 . *■ 
 
 ' • CHAPTER XXI. 
 
 OOIMCIDENOBS. 
 
 In another part of the fields, meanwhile, 
 Faith Oascorrne and Charlie Thistleton had 
 wandered on together along a backwater of 
 the river, in search of forget-me-nots, they 
 Baid, and white water-lilies. Oh, those inno- 
 cent flowers, how much tiiey have to answer 
 fori How many times have they not been 
 made the excuse for such casual divagations 
 from the stndght path of Britannic chaperon- 
 age! 
 
 Thistleton had helped to row them up 
 stream, and Faith thought she had never seen 
 him look so handsome as he looked just then 
 in his bright Christ Church boating-jacket, 
 with the loose flannel shirt showing white in 
 front where the jacket l&y open. A manly 
 man seldom looks manlier wan in boating 
 costume. In evening clothes, to be sure, as 
 she had seen him at Exeter concert, he was 
 perhaps as gentlemanly; but that was mere 
 gloss and outward show ; the young Greek god 
 came out more fully in the garb of athletics. 
 Faith thought with a sigh that to-morrow her 
 holiday womd be over for ever, and she must 
 needs go back to the vacant young men of 
 Hillborough. 
 
 They sat down bv a flood-gate on a tiny 
 
 side-stream, and arranged their forget-me-nots 
 into a respectable bunue. The flood-gate had 
 a sluice-door in it, and the water pouring 
 through made murmuring music. The sky 
 was just chequered with fleecy clouds, and the 
 wind whispered through the willows on the 
 margin. It was all a sweet idyl to Faith's 
 full young heart ; and Mr. Thistleton by her 
 side was so kind and attentive. 
 
 She Imew Mr. Thistleton admired her— in a 
 way. She couldn't help seeing, as she sat 
 there in her prettiest morning frock, that he 
 cast eyes of delight every now and again at 
 her rich brown complexion and her imcommon 
 features. For Faith Gascoyne was above 
 everything uncommon-looking; a certain in- 
 dividual stamp of distinction, half high-bred, 
 half gipsy-like, was the greatest charm of her 
 peculiarly cut features. And Thistleton gazed 
 at her with almost rude admiration — at least, 
 Faith would almost have thought it rude if it 
 hadn't been so evidently sincere and simple- 
 minded. 
 
 Nevertheless, when Thistleton, turning 
 round abruptly, asked her point-blank that 
 alarming question, " Miss Gascoyne, do you 
 think yon could ever like me ? " Faith was so 
 completely taken by surprise that she started 
 back suddenly, and let the forget-me-nots 
 tumble from her hands on to the beam of ^e 
 flood-gate. 
 
 "Why, of course, Mr. Thistleton," she 
 answered, with a faint smile, " I like you — 
 oh, ever so much I You're so kind and good- 
 natured." 
 
 " But that's not what I mean," the blonde 
 young man corrected hastily. " I mean — 
 well. Faith, I mean, do you think you could 
 ever love me ? " 
 
 If ever a man took a woman by storm in 
 this world it was surely this one 1 
 
 There was a long pause, during which Faith 
 picked up the forget-me note one by one, and 
 arranged them together with deliberate care 
 into a neat little bouquet. But her heart 
 was throbbing fast all the while, for all 
 that. 
 
 At last, she looked down and whispered 
 low, while the blonde young man waited 
 eagerly for her answer : 
 
 " Mr. Thistleton, you ought never to have 
 asked me that question at all. Consider — 
 consider the diflerence in our positions." 
 
 Thistleton looked down, a little bit crest- 
 fallen. 
 
 "Well, I know it's presumptuous of me," 
 he sud with a shy iJr, just emboldened by his 
 eagerness. "A Sheffield cutler's son has no 
 ri^t to ask a — a lady of birth and rank to be 
 hi-« wife off-hand; but I thought, Miss Qas- 
 coyne " 
 
 Faith cut him short with an impatient 
 gesture. Was this mauvaiae conUdie of her 
 father's baronetcy to pursue her like an evil 
 fate through life, even in these its supremaii 
 moments? -..,,- ,_ .. ,„.,„„ 
 
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C0INCIDBNCE5i 
 
 69 
 
 <•! didn't mean that" she said, leaning 
 eagerly forward, and looldng up at him witli a 
 little appealing glance for merov. " Surely, 
 Mr. Thiatleton, you must have known your> 
 self I didn't mean that. But you are so much 
 richer and better brought up than me, and 
 you move in such a very different society. I 
 —I should be ashamed myself of publicly dis- 
 gracing you." 
 
 Tbistleton glanced across at her with a 
 curiously doubtful, half-incredulous air. 
 
 " Why, how much at cross-purposes we all 
 live I " he said, with a little awkward laugh. 
 " I've been wanting all day to speak out my 
 n^d to you, and I've been afraid all along, 
 for I thought you'd think me so very presum- 
 ing. And I'd made up all kinds of pretty 
 thmgs to say to you, don't you know, about 
 trying to live up to your level, and all that 
 sort of thing — because you're so clever, and so 
 brilliant, and so much above me in everyway ; 
 and now as soon as ever I open my mouth, 
 vou knock me down with a regular stunning 
 baok-hander like that, and I don't know where 
 on earth to begin or go on again. I can't 
 remember what I meant to say to you. I 
 thought if, after I took my degree, and went 
 to the Bar in London — my father wants me to 
 go to the Bar, just as a nominal thing, you 
 see, because it's so very respectable; but, of 
 course, he'll make me a handsome allowanoe 
 for all expenses— I thought, if I lived in town, 
 and kept up a good establishment, and made a 
 home fit for you, you might perhaps, when 
 you got to know me a little better, think me 
 not quite altogether beneath you. And, to 
 tell you the truth, Miss Gascoyne, to make 
 security doubly sure, I wrote to my father 
 day bcnore yesterday, telling him everything 
 about your brother and yourself, and saying 
 that I thought of venturing to ask you to 
 marry me, and I got this telegram in reply 
 from my people last night — ^you can see it u 
 you like, it's rather long of it's sort: my 
 father 's always just a trifle extravagant in the 
 matter of telegraphing." 
 
 Faith bit her hp as she took the telegram 
 from the blonde young man ; the whole thing, 
 in spite of her agitation, was so supremely 
 ridionlonst "Your mother and I have read 
 your letter with satisfaction and pleasure," the 
 telegram sidd, " and are delighted to see you 
 thiiUc of looldng so high in that matter. We 
 are gratified at the choice you have made of 
 companions, and now in another more im- 
 portant relation. It would be a very proud 
 thing for us if at the dose of our career, 
 which has been long and prosperous, we could 
 see our dear boy the brother-in-law of a man 
 of title. • You may be sure we would do every- 
 thing to make you both happy. Don't delay 
 on any account to ask the young lady as soon 
 as possible, if a fitting ooeasion for doing 
 so snould arise. And if ihe accepts you, take 
 any credit necessary to nuke her a suitable 
 present of whatever object yoo think desirable. 
 
 Let us know the lady's answer at once by tele- 
 gram." 
 
 Faith handed it back to him with a burning 
 face. Her hands trembled. " It's all so strange 
 to me," she murmured, bewildered. 
 
 "At any rate," Tiiistleton cried, "your 
 objection's answered beforehand, you see. So 
 far as any difference in position goes, both my 
 parents and I looked at that question exactly 
 opposite from the way you look at it." 
 
 " I see," Faith answered, looking down, all 
 fiery red, and with her soul one troubled whirl- 
 wind within her. 
 
 " Then what do you answer me ? " Thistle- 
 ton asked, taking her hand in his. " Faith — 
 may I call you Faith? — ^yon struck me so 
 dumb by taking such a topsy-turvy view of 
 our relations, that I hadn't got words to tell 
 you what I wanted. But I love you, Faith, 
 and I want vou to marry me." 
 
 Faith let her hand lie unresistingly in his, 
 but turned away her face, still hot and fiery. 
 "You— you are very kind, Mr. Thistleton," 
 she answered. 
 
 " But that's not what I want," Thistleton 
 put in, leaning forward once more. " Faitii, 
 I want you to tell me you're ready to marry 
 me." 
 
 " No," Futh answered resolutely. " I can't. 
 Never, never, never I 
 
 "Whv?" Thistleton asked, dropping her 
 hand all at once. She let it hang idle at her 
 side as if sorry he had dropped it.' ' 
 
 " Because— I mustn't," Faith answered, all 
 aglow. 
 
 "Don't you like me?" Thistleton asked 
 with a very wistful look. "Oh, Faith, I've 
 been watching yon ever since you came to 
 Oxford, and I really began to think yon did 
 like me, just a little." 
 
 "I like you very much," Faith answered, 
 trembling. "I never was — so flattered — at 
 anything in my life as that — that you should 
 thmk*me worthy to marry you." 
 
 " Oh, don't say that I " the young man cried 
 in a voice of genuine distress. " It hurts me 
 to hear you talk like that. It's so upside down, 
 somehow. Why, Faith, I lay awake trembling 
 all lost night, wondering now I could ever 
 venture to ask you— you who are so beautiful, 
 and good, and dever. I was afraid to speak to 
 you. OoHy ta.y love could have emboldened 
 me to speaJc. And when I did ask you at last, 
 I blurted it out point-blank like a schoolboy, - 
 because I felt you so much above me that I 
 hardly dared to mention such a thing in your 
 presence." 
 
 Faith smiled a troubled smile. "You're 
 very good," she said. " I like yon ever so 
 much, Mr. Thistleton. I should like to sit 
 here with you — always." 
 
 " Then why won't yon marry me ? " Thistle- 
 ton cried euerly. 
 
 Faith pulkd about the forget-me-nots osten- 
 tatiously once more. " I hudly know myself 
 yet," MO answered. " It's m. so new. It's 
 
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 THfi itALtt^Aa, 
 
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 ootne B8 saoh a rarprise to me. I haven't 
 bad time to collect my thoughts. I only 
 know in a dim sort of way that it's quite, quite 
 impouible." 
 
 "Don't you think you could love me?" 
 Thistleton asked very low. 
 
 Faith looked at him as he sat there in his 
 numly boating suit — so much more of a man 
 than anybody she had ever before dreamt of — 
 and then she thought of the infants. " I could 
 — like you a good deal, I'm sure/' she 
 answered slowly. " It isn't that, Mr. Thistle- 
 ton. It isn't that at all. If— if I yielded to 
 my own heart," she spoke very low, ' perhaps 
 I might say to yoti Yea at once " 
 
 BMore sne could finish her sentence she felt 
 an arm placed boldly round her shapely it^aist, 
 and two eager lips pressed hard against hers. 
 She rather fancied Mr. Thistleton was kissing 
 her. "If you say as much as that," the 
 blonde yoong man cried oat triumphantly, 
 " yon have 8<dd all. I don't mind any more 
 now. ^th. Faith, you belong to me I " 
 
 Faith struggled to be free so hard that 
 Thistleton let her go and sat looking at her 
 admiringly. 
 
 "Mr. Thistleton," she said, with quiet 
 dignity, "you must never do that again. I 
 like yon very much, but I told you just now 
 I can never marry you." 
 
 " And I asked you why," Thistleton retorted 
 with the audodty begotten of love j " and 
 
 Sou'd no good Tbottati to give tue ; M> I sfty, on 
 le ^bnittiry, you'll have to marry ttie." 
 
 Faith drew a long breath and pulled henelf 
 together. The reasons why it watf impossible 
 Q{hme olearer to her now. They dawned slowly 
 on her tnind. She leaned baok and explained 
 them One by one to ISiistleton— her father's 
 oalline; the family poverty; her mother's 
 need ror somebody to help her ; his own future 
 in life; the impossibility of keeping in two 
 societies ai Once anywhere. 
 
 But Thistleton, with the unconscionable 
 ardour of youUi, would listen to none of these 
 lame excuses. As for her father, he said, he 
 was a Britidb baronet, and what better father- 
 in-law any member o) a North-Country busi- 
 ness house could possibly want he was at a 
 loss to discover. As to the family poverty, 
 that was all the more reason why the family 
 should restore itself to its proper position by 
 marrying into other families tliat had more 
 'money wan brains, and more land than ances- 
 try. When Paul came into his titl6— which 
 he hoped wouldn't be for tnany years yet— 
 they'd be none the prouder than they were of 
 him tiow, with his cleverness, and his In- 
 dus^, ahd his fine, high character. 
 
 " But still, you know," he said, coming back 
 to the on 4 undeniable truth of logiA, "a 
 baronet's a bitfonet." 
 
 As Faith seemed dinnclined to dispute that 
 Mlf-6vid6ftt MMeitneft of an identical Droposi- 
 tion, ThlstlMtih W6ot on to remark that F^lth, 
 if married, edoia do it great AM iaoi^ to htil 
 
 her mother than in school with the iniants; 
 that his own future would be all the more 
 assured in Society's eyes if he allied himsOlf to 
 a member of a titled family ; and that, as his 
 father wanted him to go into Parliament 
 finally, he wished to have a wife who would 
 be a credit and an aid to him in that arduous 
 position. Finally, when Faith urged the 
 difiicuUy of mixing in ' vo societies at once, 
 Thistleton looked her baok very gravely in the 
 face, and remarked with a solemnity that 
 fairly made her laugh : 
 
 "And the governor, you know, doesn't 
 always get his tongue quite straight ronild his 
 most slippery h'». Yet he might have been in 
 Parliament more than once if ne liked. "Why, 
 the floor of the House is literally strewn nowa- 
 days, they say, with the members' aspirates." 
 They sat there long, debating and fencing, 
 Faith confident that the idea was wholly im- 
 practicable, and Thistleton determined that 
 Faith should say Yea to him. But, at last, 
 when time had gone too far, they rose, and 
 Thistleton fired one parting shot before re- 
 joining Mrs. Douglas at the shore by the row* 
 boats. 
 
 " At least," he said, " I suppose I may write 
 to you ? " 
 
 Faith hesitated for a moment. She couldn't 
 forego that innocent pleasure. 
 
 "Well, yes," she said falteringly« "you may 
 write to me if you like. As Mr. Solomons 
 says, 'without prejudice.' you may write 
 to me." 
 The blonde young man smiled triuinphant. 
 " Well, that settles It," he exclaimed with 
 delight. " I shall telegraph back this evening 
 to the governor." 
 
 "And whM'U you say?" Faith asked, not 
 wholly displeased. 
 
 " The lady accepts, but defers for the pre- 
 sent," Thistleton answered boldly. 
 
 " But I don't accept," Faith cried. " Oh, 
 you mustn't say that, Mr. I'bistleton. I dis- 
 tbictly said No to yOU." 
 
 The Professor came upon them before 
 Thistleton could reply. 
 
 " My dear young truants," he said, beaming 
 hard on Faith through his benevolent tnnee- 
 nee, " where on earth have you been hiding 
 yourselves ? I come a« ambassador from the 
 court of Mrs. Orundy. My wife hae been 
 looking for you any time this half-hoar." 
 
 As they rowed home that evening, down the 
 cahn blue stream, everybody notieed that 
 Isabel Boyton, who was one of the guMts, had 
 lost her irrepressible gbod gpirits for onoe, and 
 seemed th«d and moody. She Mt silent in 
 the stem, with her ftrm round Koii Blaii*'8 
 waist, and hardly even flaidied ool a saujy 
 retort #hen the Professor ohoffed her upon her 
 unezpeeted taoitttmity. 
 
 But when she reiMshed her rooms at the 
 " Mitre,'* in the dusk, that night, she flung her 
 Mtia mAif tib«tit her mother's neck, and 
 
MISS BOYTON PI.AYA A CARD. 
 
 71 
 
 eried out aload, "Oh momma, momma, do 
 vou know what's happened ? He propoaed to 
 Nea Blair to day — and she's aooepted him t " 
 
 " How do you know, darling ? *' her mother 
 asked, soothing her. 
 
 " I could see it," Isabel cried. " I'm sure 
 of it! I know it! And oh, momma, it was 
 the title and the fun of the thing I thought of 
 at first ; no more than that ; but, in the end, 
 it was himself. I love him t I love him ! " 
 
 Your American girl is the coquette pushed 
 to its utmost limit. Who wants her may go ; 
 but who shows himself indifferent to her 
 charms and dollars, she would die to win 
 him. 
 
 That night, when Thistletoo met Faith at 
 the Christ Gliurch concert, he slipped a little 
 packet unobtrasively into her hand. Faith 
 would have returned it, but she couldn't 
 without attracting attention. She opened it 
 in her own room, after Nea had left her — Nea, 
 who had come with kisses and tears to bid her 
 good-night, but not to tell her about her 
 episode with Paul. It contained a short note 
 —a very short note— and a tiny jeweller's box. 
 The note said : 
 
 " Mt dablino Faith, 
 
 " I was always a dutiful and obedient 
 son, and I've felt compelled to-nip[ht to obey 
 my father's instructions. He said I was to 
 buy you a suitable present, and I send it here- 
 with. I might have chosen a diamond or 
 something of the sort, but then I know yon 
 wouldn't nave worn it. This little ring will be 
 really more serviceable. 
 
 " Your own grateful and devoted 
 
 "C. H. T. 
 " P.S. — Enclosed telegram just arrived from 
 Sheffield." 
 
 Futh looked at the ring. It was simple 
 and prettv enough; but what she liked best 
 was his thoughtmlness in sending her those 
 five small pearls instead of anything more 
 showy and therefore more unsuitable. Then 
 she turned to the telegram : 
 
 "We congratulate yon warmly. We are 
 pleased and proud. Please send a photo* 
 graph." 
 
 CHAPTER XXII. 
 
 MIB8 BOYTON PLAYS A OARD. 
 
 Next morning, as Nea was busy packing. 
 Faith burst unexpectedly into her room with 
 a sudden impulse. To say the truth, girl that 
 she was, she couldn't resist the temptation of 
 showing Nea her ring, though she said nothing 
 about we note that accompanied it. Nea 
 admired it with a placid sigh. It would be 
 long before Paul could give her such a ring. 
 iTot H^i she wanted one, of coune : nobody 
 
 was less lUcely to think that than Nea ; bat, 
 then, poor Paul must feel the diffsrence so 
 keenly 1 
 
 She folded up the dress that lay stvetohed 
 on the bed, md laid it neatly into her small 
 portmanteau. Faith glanced at it all at one* 
 with a sharp glance of surprise. 
 
 " Why, Nea." she cried, taking it out once 
 more and holding it in her hand, " whatever 
 do you call this, you bad, bad creature ? " 
 
 Nea blushed a guiltv blush of conscious 
 shame. She was caugnt in the act — fairly 
 found out. It was an evening dress she had 
 never worn all the time she was at Oxford. 
 
 Faith looked down into the portmanteau 
 once more, and there in its depths caught a 
 passing glimpse of yet another one. 
 
 " Oh, Nea," she cried, half tearful with 
 vexation, taking it out in turn, " this is really 
 too wicked of you. You had these two nice 
 evening gowns here all the time, and you've 
 only worn the old cashmere ever since you've 
 been here on purpose not to be better dreesed 
 thap I wag I " 
 
 Nea gazed at these two mute witnesses to 
 her guilt wiUi an uncomfortable glance. Her 
 tender little conscience would nave moittea 
 her greatly had she allowed that simple ex- 
 planation of Faith's to pass unqualified. 
 
 " It wasn't altogether that," she answered, 
 fixing her eyes on uie carpet. " It was partly 
 on your account, Faith, I don't deny, that I 
 wouldn't wear them ; but partly, abio " — she 
 hesitated for a second — " to tell you the truth, 
 I didn't want— your brother to think I was—* 
 well— so very much more expensively dressed 
 than you were." 
 
 She said it so simply that Faith guessed tbfl 
 rest, and ipade no answer save to fling her 
 arms round Nea's neck and kiss her passion- 
 ately. For now, she felt, they were almost 
 sisters. 
 
 They drove to the station together, and went 
 up — both third—in the same ^ain to Padding*' 
 ton. There they parted; Nea to Comww, 
 Faith to Waterloo, for Hillborough and the 
 infants. 
 
 Her dream was over. She must go baolt 
 now to the work-a-day world again. 
 
 But always with that ring and note in her 
 pocket. For she dared not wear the ring; 
 that would attract attention. Still, what a 
 difference it made to her life! It would 
 sweeten the days with the infants to feel it 
 furtively from time to time. It would bring 
 the dream back to her, and she would work 
 the more easily. 
 
 Thiatleton and Paul had come down to see 
 them off at the station, and with them Miss 
 Boyton and her inseparable momma. Poor 
 Isabel couldn't deny herself the pleasure of 
 watching her victorious rival safe out of 
 Oxford, and waving her a farewell from Paul's 
 gide on the platform. Not out of anv ill-will 
 or unkindness — of that Isabel was wholly in- 
 capable — biit umply as a sort of salve to her 
 
 
 
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 ownfeelbn. Nm had engaged Paol'i hMurt, 
 and Imbel Meepted her defeat with good 
 graoa. Not only did ihe bear Nea no grudge 
 for having tiiui ousted her, but the kissed her 
 a kisa of exceptional tenderness, and pressed 
 her hand wiUi a friendlv pressure as she 
 entered the carriage. Nea knew what the kisa 
 and the pressure meant. Among women 
 words are very seldom necessary to pass 
 these little confidences from one to the other. 
 
 From the station Isabel walked back to the 
 *' Mitre " with Thistleton, allowing her momma 
 to take possession of Paul. She had reasons 
 of her own for this peculiar arrangement. She 
 wanted, in fact, to apply once more that 
 familiar engine, the common pump, to Thistle- 
 ton. And the blonde young man, being by 
 nature a frank and confiding personage, was 
 peculiarly luaoeptible to the pumping opera- 
 tion. 
 
 When they reached the " Mitre," Isabel 
 deposited the obedient momma in her own 
 roona. 
 
 " I'm going a turn round tho meadows with 
 Mr. Thistleton," she said, abruptly. 
 
 "You've a lecture at twelve, Thistleton, 
 haven't you ? " Paul asked, anxious to spare 
 bis friend Miss Boyton's society if he didn't 
 want!;. 
 
 "Oh, I'll out the leeturel" Thistleton 
 answared, good-humouredly. " It's Aristotle's 
 Ethics; and I dare say ^stotle don't mind 
 being cat. He must be used to it now, after 
 •o many centuries. Besides, a just mean 
 between excessive zeal and undue negligence 
 ^>/ vntf his own ideal, you know. He should bo 
 ,• flattered by my conscientious carrying out of 
 4 Mr .his principles. I haven't missed a lecture for 
 a whole week now. I think it's about time I 
 ■hould begin to miss one." 
 
 For, in fact, the blonde young man vaguely 
 inspected, from what Isabel had told him on 
 her way from the station, she hoped to benefit 
 the Gaseoyne family, and taking now a pro- 
 found intereet in all that eoncemed that dis- 
 tinguished honse, of which, in spite of Faith's 
 disclaimer, he almost considered himself at 
 
 1>resent a potential member, he Mras anxious to 
 earn what her scheme might be, and to see 
 how far it might be expected to lighten the 
 burden of the family difficulties. Isabel, how- 
 ever, WM too thoroughbred an American to 
 let Thistleton see too much of her own inten- 
 tions. She led him dexterously to the round 
 ■eat in Christ meadows that overlooks the 
 Cherwell, and, seating him there at close 
 quarters, proceeded to work the pump-handle 
 with equal dcill and vigour. She succeeded so 
 well that even Armitage himself, that past 
 master in the art of applied hydrostatics, 
 eould hardly have surpassed her. At the end 
 of an hour she had got out of Thistleton almost 
 all he Imew about the strange compact between 
 the Gtesooynes and Mr. Solomons. Motives of 
 delieaoy, hideed, restrained the blonde young 
 from mentioning the nature of the 
 
 security on which Mr. Solomons reposed his 
 hopes of ultimate repayment— Paul's chance 
 of marrying an heiress. He thought such a 
 disclosure might sound a trifle personal, for 
 the name and fame of Isabel's proapective 
 dollars had been noised abroad far and wide 
 both in Mentone and in Oxford. Nor did he 
 allude in passing to his own possible future 
 relations with the heir • apparent to the 
 baronetcy and his handsome sister. Other 
 personal motives tied hi- tongue there; while 
 as to the state of affairs between Nea and Paul 
 he know or guessed 'ar lea. than Isabel ht i nelf 
 did. But with these few i.rifling exceptions, 
 he allowed the golden-haired Pennsylvanian 
 to suck his brains of all his -riv. e acquaint- 
 ance with the Gascoyn> affairs, being 
 thor hly convinced, like an innocent, go )(1 
 youii man that he was, that Isabel could 
 desire this useful knowledge for no other 
 purpose than to further the designs of the 
 Gaseoyne family. If Maf^.me Geriolo had got 
 hold of a joung man like Thistleton she might 
 have twisted nim round her little finger, and 
 used his information to ve—^ bad account; 
 fortunately, the American heiress had no plana 
 in her head but such as deserved the unsus- 
 picious undergraduate's most perfect oonfi- 
 dence. < 
 
 When Isabel had sucked her orange quite 
 dry, she rose at last, and remarking in the 
 cheerful American tone of virgintd discovery, 
 " it must bo getting on for one : I feel like 
 lunching,' led the way back direct to the city. 
 
 As soon as she found herself in her own 
 room at tho " Mitre," however, she took out a 
 russia-leather notebook from her puoket, and 
 entered in it, with a neat gold pencil-case- . and 
 not without aome rising tears, three short 
 memoranda : " Judah Solomons, High Street, 
 Hillborough, Surrey. Faith Gaseoyne, 6, 
 Plowden's Court. Drexel, Morgan and Co., 
 Bankers, Paris." 
 
 Then she dried her eyes with a clean white 
 handkerchief, hummed a cheerful tune for a 
 minute or two to herself to restore her spirits, 
 and having satisfied herself in tiie glass that 
 all *^ -aces of recent weeping ha< disappeuwd, 
 descended, smiling, to her momma in the 
 coffee-room. 
 
 " On Toosday." she said to her mother, with 
 an abstracted air, as they sat down to a lunch 
 of Transatlantic splendour, " I shall "o back to 
 London. Appears to me as if I'd £ad about 
 enough now of these Oxfox-d Colleges. There's 
 too many of 'em at once. They run into the 
 monotonous." 
 
 "Very well, Izzj, " her mother responded, 
 dutifully. 
 
 And on Tuesday morning, in real earnest, 
 they were back again once more, with all their 
 boxes, at Hatchett's Hotel in Piccadilly. 
 
 That afternoon, as Isabel, somewhat diaeon- 
 solato, strolled along Bond Street, she saw a 
 familiar figure steering its way towards her 
 loongily on the opposite side of the street. Tho 
 
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AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR. 
 
 73 
 
 figure was attired in a faultless f'-oclc-eoat and 
 a shiny tall hat, and wm bootoa, gloved, and 
 cuffed to match with irreproachable exactitudu. 
 As a faint smile began to develop itself by 
 premonition on Isabel's countenance, the 
 figure displayed some momentary symptoms 
 of nascent hesitation, not unmixed with an 
 evident tendency to turn away, without the 
 appearance of obaerving her, into Burlington 
 Oardena. 
 
 Miss lioyton might bo very good fun on the 
 Promenade du Midi, but was she quite the 
 right sort of person to acknowledge in Bond 
 Street? The authority on the meaning of the 
 word " scallywag " had his doubts on tne sub- 
 ject. 
 
 Before he oould oan^ his hesitancy into 
 efToct, however, Isabel had darted promptly 
 across the street with American irrepressibility, 
 and was shaking the limp gloved hand with 
 good-humoured fervour. 
 
 " Oh my 1 Mr. Armitage," she said, " how 
 funny I should meet you — you of all people in 
 the world — right here in London." 
 
 Armitage drew himself up with stiff polite- 
 ness. 
 
 " One usnally does expect to meet one's 
 friends in Bond Street," he retorted, with 
 dignity. " And, indeed, I was here this very 
 afternoon on the look-out for another old 
 Mentone acquaintance whom I often meet 
 about these parts. I mean Madame Ceriolo." 
 
 " Oh, she's in London, is she ? " Isabel asked, 
 with languid interest. 
 
 "Well, yes, she's in London," Armitage 
 answered, cautiously. " Where, I don't know ; 
 perhaps it would be wisest not to inquire too 
 deep. Madame Ceriolo's movements should be 
 judged, I take it, with tolerant leniency. But 
 she amuses me, you know — she undoubtedly 
 amuses me." He spcke with a marked apolo- 
 getic tone, as one who fee > half ashamed of 
 his own undeveloped taste. " I like to meet 
 hor and have a little chat with her now and 
 again. She gives me a fillip. After all, one 
 can forgive muoh to a person who amuses 
 you." 
 
 " I guess that's about what we all want out 
 of one another in this valf of tears," Isabel 
 answered frankly. 
 
 "The philosophy of life in a nutshell," 
 Armitage retorted, reassured. "And really, 
 in her wav, the little woman's quite present- 
 able." 
 
 "Oh, quite presentable," Isabel answered, 
 smiling. 
 
 " So why shouldn't one know her ? " 
 Armitage went on, with the timid air of a 
 man who desires to bo backed up in a heretical 
 opinion. " I mean to find her out and look 
 her up, I think. And you, Miss Boyton, what 
 have you been doing with yourself since you 
 left Mentone ? " 
 
 The devil entered into Isabel Boyton (as he 
 frequently does into her saucy fellow- country- 
 women) and prompted her to respond with 
 inoialTeness > 
 
 " I'vh been up to Oxford, to see the soally- 
 
 " No ? " Armitage cried, with a look of pro- 
 found interest. "And tell rae, Miss Boyton, 
 what did you seu or hear there ? " 
 
 Isabel took a cruel revenge for his desire to 
 avoid her. 
 
 " I saw Nea Blair," she said, " who was 
 stopping at a house in Oxforu with Faith Qas- 
 ooyne, the scallywag's sister ; and we went 
 out a great deal together, and saw Mr. G i- 
 coyne and Mr. Thistleton, and a great ma.iy 
 more. And no end of ongaj^emenis and things 
 have happened ; and there's lota of news ; but 
 I'm so sorry I'm busy. I must call a hack I " 
 
 And, quick as thought, she hailed a hansom, 
 and left the poor scandalaionger lifting his 
 hat, alone on the pavement, tantalized. 
 
 It was a cruel revenge, but perhaps he 
 deserved it. 
 
 Armitage would have civen five pounds that 
 moment to know all aoout these rumoured 
 engagements. 
 
 Had that fellow Gasooyne succeeded in 
 bagging the American heiress who was so 
 sweet upon him at Mentone ? And had 
 ThisUeton fallen a victim to the seeming 
 innocence of Kea Blair ? He rather suspected 
 it. These innocent bread-and-butter misses 
 ofton know, at any rate, on which side their 
 bread's buttered. So, twenty minutes later, 
 Armitage was expounding both apocryhal en- 
 gagements to little Madame Ceriolo, wliom he 
 happened to run up against, quite by accident, 
 of course, near the comer of Piccadilly. And 
 little Madame Ceriolo, smiling her most win- 
 nhig smile, remarked confidentially that it's 
 often the women of the world, whom every- 
 body suspects, that have after all the mostv'v 
 profound and disinterested affections. 
 
 As she said so, she looked most meaningly 
 at Armitage. 
 
 CHAPTER XXIII. 
 
 AN UNEXPECTED VISITOB. 
 
 " Momma," Miss Isabel Boyton remarked at 
 breakfast on Wednesday morning, balancing a 
 fragment of sole on the end of her fork, as she 
 glanced up sideways, "you needn't worry to 
 expect me to lunch to-day. I'm going out by 
 myself, and I mayn't be back till somewhere 
 near dinner-time. If you happen to be loafing 
 around anywhere about Bond Street, I dare 
 say you'll pick up Mr. Armitage ; he's there 
 most all the time — afternoons, he says. But 
 if you don't, I guess you can drop in and look 
 at the National Gallery, or something instruc- 
 tive and entertaining, most as well with- 
 out me." 
 
 Mrs. Boyton helped herself to a third 
 poached egg and some more broiled ham — she 
 hod the usual surprising appetite of the sallow 
 Americtm dyspeptic — as she answered meekly : 
 
 " Yes, indeed, Izzy. I've got to moil my 
 
THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 Utton to your poppa thi« morning, »nd after 
 lunoh I'll dx tn yself up uiid lit out in the Pork 
 
 Miu laabel went up to her own room, and 
 eoDiultod Bradihaw. The high mathoraatical 
 training abe had received at the Harrbburg 
 Lyceum enabled her in less than half an hour 
 to arrive at the abstruse faot that a train for 
 Hillborough left Victoria Station at 11.5, and 
 that a return train might be expected at B.17 
 or at 4.60. Armed with theio datii, and with 
 th« ooniciouineM of virtue, slie summoned a 
 hansom— it was one of the chief joys of London 
 In Isabfll Boyton'a eyes to " ride a hansom " 
 from place to place — and commanded her 
 driver to take her " right away " to Victoria. 
 
 Arrived at the station which bore that regal 
 and imperial name (Isabel did just love these 
 faint eclioes of royalty, resonant througli the 
 length and breadth of modern England), she 
 went into the tele^raphoitice and framed a 
 hasty cablegram, m the imperative mood, 
 addressed to Syl^anus P. Boyton, Philadelphia, 
 Pa. — which last > aterious addition bad refer- 
 ence, not to Mr. Boyton's respected parental 
 relation towards herself, but to his local habi- 
 tation in the State of Pennsylvania. The 
 meeaage itaeU waa pithy and to the point : 
 
 "Open me a oredit for three thousand 
 poonds aterliug at once at Drexel and Morgan's, 
 Parie. 
 
 " Ibabeii Bottom." 
 
 " ' Honour your father and mother ' 'agone 
 out of data," Mr. Sylvanna Boyton remarked, 
 in hia ooonting-houae at Fhiladelpbia, when 
 he received that cablegram four houra earlier 
 (by American time), " and * Honour your sons* 
 and daughters' cheques ' has come in histead 
 of it ! " But he understood hia duty in his 
 own generation, for all that, for ho telegraphed 
 without delay, " Have advised Drexel and 
 Morgan, aocordin'^ to wish. You seem to bo 
 going it." 
 
 And going it .Vliss Isabel undoubtedly was, 
 in her own unconventional American fashion. 
 
 At HiUborough Station she found but a 
 aingle cab in attendance. Thia she hailed at 
 onoe, and observed in a confidential tone to 
 the driver, " I wont you to drive me to Mr. 
 Solomona', Auctioneer and Estate Agent some- 
 where in tile High Street ; but please, in goine, 
 don't paaa a place called Flowden'a Oourt, if 
 you can poaaibly help it, and don't go near the 
 Bchooi where Miss Qasooyne teaches. I don't 
 want her to know I've come to HiUborough." 
 
 The driver smiled a curiously knowing 
 smile; and his right eye was with difficulty 
 prevented from winking ; but he was a discreet 
 man, as is the wont of cabmen — those involun- 
 tary depositaries of so many other folks' secrets 
 — ao he answered merely, " All right, miss ; I 
 understand I " with an air as confidential as 
 laabel'a own, and drove her forthwith to the 
 dingy, atingy little ataoooad houae in tha old- 
 
 fashioned High Street, without farthar oom- 
 ment. 
 
 Mr. Solomona waa in somewhat low apirita 
 that morning. Thio(;a generally had been 
 using him very hard. A debtor against whom 
 he had obtained a judgment summons had 
 " sold up " so ill that barely enough remained, 
 after rxpenses paid, to cover the principal of 
 Mr. Solomons' debt, let alone the interest. 
 Oreat Occidental Shares wliich ho held for a 
 rise had fallen yesterday five-eighths to three- 
 quarters. His nephew Lionel, whom he sup- 
 plied so liberally, had written again to ask fur 
 more. And, to crown ail, sitting clumsily 
 down himself with all his weight of care, he 
 had broken an office stool, value three-and-a- 
 penny, which would have to be replaced by a 
 fresh article from the carpenter s. These 
 accumulated misfortunes told heavily upon 
 Mr. Solomona. He waa distinctly out of 
 sorts, and he would have been glad of an 
 excuse to vent his ill-humour, if occasion 
 turned up, upon aome fitting object. 
 
 Nevertheless, when he saw a pretty young 
 lady with golden hair— slim, too slim for Mr. 
 Solomons' Oriental taste, but still distinctly 
 
 Eood-looking, and dressed with the nameless 
 icommunicable obarm of American pluto- 
 cracy— descend at hia own door and enter hia 
 ofiice, doubtless on business thoughts intent, 
 professional spirit rose so triumphant in Mr. 
 Solomons' breast that be advanced to meet the 
 
 Kretty young lady, smiling a amila of ten 
 ouse-and-estate-affent power of perauaaion. 
 He saw in her, mth the eye of faith, that 
 valuable acquisition to the professional man 
 — a new client. The new client was probably 
 come to inquire for a furnished villa at Hill- 
 borough for the summer season. Mr. Solo- 
 monshad always many such inquiriaa in July 
 and Auguat. 
 
 The young lady, however, declined the 'aug- 
 eestion of wanting a house. She was in a 
 hurry, she said — in a very great hurry, might 
 she speak with Mr. Solomons half oi) hour — 
 alone — on strictly private business ? 
 
 Mr. Solomons rose, and led the way upataira 
 with a beating heart. Sixty yeara of reaolute 
 bachelorhood had made him w jry. Could th« 
 lady's little game by any possibility be breach 
 of promise ? He trembled at the idea. If only 
 Leo were here now to listen unobtrusively and 
 act as witness through the medium of the key* 
 hole. But to face her alone, unsupported even 
 by the office-boy's evidence — the bare notion 
 of such damages as the Court might award vaa 
 really too appallinf. 
 
 The young lady, however, soon set hia 
 doubts on that score at rest. She went straight 
 to the point with Transatlantic directness. Mr. 
 Solomons had certain bonds, notes, or accept- 
 ances of Mr. Paul Qasooyne's, of Christ Church, 
 Oxford. How much were they for? And 
 what would Mr. Solomona take, in a lump, for 
 them? 
 
 At thia astounding proposition, fired ( *T at 
 
 hia 
 ori 
 the 
 
 jj|k;-v: 
 
AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR. 
 
 75 
 
 hli h««d polnt-bUnk, without eiplnnation 
 or introdaotion, without e\en k knowledge of 
 tho .young lady's name, Mr. Holomoni' breath 
 oame and went painfully, and a curious oon- 
 fliot of doubt and hope took possession of his 
 bosom. He was a business man, and he must 
 know more about this offer before he even 
 admitted tho existence of the bonds. Who 
 knew but that the strange young lady wanted 
 to rob and murder him I 
 
 So Mr. Solomons temporised. Bv long and 
 slow degreHs he drew out of Isabel the various 
 facts that she was a rich Amerioan ; that she 
 had met Paul Ganooyne at Mentone and 
 Oxford ; that she wished to get the bonds into 
 her own hands ; and that, apparently, she was 
 well disposed towards the parties of the first 
 part in those valuable documents. 
 
 On the other hand, he gathered, by various 
 suggestive side-hints, that the young lady was 
 not aware of the precise position of Paul's 
 father, beyond the fact that he waa a baronet 
 of tho United Kingdom in very small ciroum- 
 stances ; and, further, that she had no sort of 
 authority from Paul himself to make any ofTer 
 whatsoever for the documents in question. She 
 was prepared to buy them, she said, for their 
 fair money value in prompt cosh, and she 
 would engage to cause the parties of the first 
 part no unnecessary trouble in the matter of 
 repayment. 
 
 Mr. Solomons' heart, like the Homeric hero's, 
 waa divided two ways within him at this sin- 
 .gular applloatlon. He had never oonoealed 
 from himself, and his nephew Lionel had oer- 
 tainly not concealed from him, the painful faot 
 that these bonds were » very doubtful and 
 problematie«l Monrlty. Ha had ventured 
 much on • eook*uid-bull aohame — a little 
 
 Erivate mare'a-neet of bis own invention ; and 
 e had trembled for yeara for his precious 
 money. And, here, now, was the very heireaa, 
 the diua «m tnaehina (or dea, if we must speak 
 by the card, lest equivocation undo us), who 
 waa to relieve him from all hla financial folliea, 
 and justify his daring, and marry Paul, and 
 make repayment certain. Nay, more than 
 that, as Mr. Solomons read the problem, the 
 heiress was even prepared to pay up before- 
 hand, in order to relieve her future husband 
 from the weight of debt, and put him in a 
 better way, no doubt, for building up for hlm- 
 aelf a poaition in life and Society. 
 
 Mr. Solomons held hia double chin between 
 finger and thumb as be pondered deeply. A 
 venr strong bait, no doubt, this offer of prompt 
 oaab— a tary atrong b*it indeed to nnman 
 cupidity. 
 
 And yet two othar feelinga rose powerful at 
 once in Mr. Solomon's nund— two atrange, 
 deep leellnga. The first waa this: If here 
 waa the heiress who indeed waa ret^dy to marry 
 Paul, and aave him at onoe from all his 
 atrugglea and diffloultiea, why ahould Mr. 
 Solomona let her diaoount him, aa it were, at 
 preaent value, and ao get him cheap, when, by 
 
 holding on till the end, and selling dear, ha 
 would reap the full benefit himnelf of his long 
 investment ? What's the use o* embarking in 
 a doubtful speculation if you don't e]pe<;t to 
 
 f;et well repaid, cent, per cent., in the end for 
 1 7 How foolish to get frightened with land 
 in sight, so to speak, and forego the harvest of 
 vour own wise adventurousnesa t Why, Mr. 
 Solomons would like to hold on, if for nothing 
 else, in order to show liis nephew Leo he was 
 vrrong after all, and that Paul would book his 
 heiress at last, and pay up, like a young man 
 of honour as lie was, to tho uttermost farthing. 
 Twenty per cent., and annual renewals, with 
 discount off for the extra risk to start with — 
 and to the uttermost farthing. 
 
 And the second foelins? Ah, that Mr. 
 Solomons hardlv even admitted to his own 
 soul. Ho would have been ashamed, aa a 
 business man, to admit It. But it waa there, 
 nevertheless, vague and undetermined, a 
 genuine sentiment, In some undercurrent of 
 consciousness. Had he not conceived all this 
 scheme himself, and risked his solid cash on 
 the chimerical proposition ? Was it not he who 
 had put Paul to school and college, and thus 
 acquired, as it were, a proprietarv interest in 
 him ? Waan't Paul'a auooeaa in life hia own 
 business now? Had he backed It ao long, 
 and would he hedge at the last moment m 
 favour of a stranger? And what stranger? 
 Whatever did he know of this queer young 
 lady, who had dropped down nnon him from 
 the clouds, with her bruaqua, anttp mannera 
 and her eager American promptitude ? Why 
 sell Paul's future to har or to anyone ? Waa 
 not Paul hia by right of invaatment, and 
 lAiould not hi ran him on hia own aeoonnt, to 
 win or to lose, aa the ehancea of the game 
 of Ufa would have it? The gambling apirit 
 waa atronc in Mr. Solomona, after all. 
 Having backed his horse, he liked to stand by 
 him like a thorough-going aportaman. No 
 hedging for him. And ft aartain anaaUng 
 human regard for Paul made him aay to him- 
 self, " Why hand him over, bound body and 
 soul, to a golden-haired young lady from parte 
 unknown, whose motivea for buying him A me 
 are, after all, doubtful ? " 
 
 So he stared at Isabel hard aa ha opened bla 
 aafe and took out the predooa doenmanta with 
 trembling fingera. Than he aald, "The total 
 sum up to date eomea to a trifle om fifteen 
 hundred pounds aterling." 
 
 " Only fifteen hundred ? " Isabel aried with 
 a start. "And he makea All that fuaa over 
 fifteen hundred ponndat Why, aay, Mr. Solo- 
 mons, I'll give you two thouaaod, money down, 
 for the lot, and we'll make it a baroain." 
 
 Mr. Solomona drew a deep breatn and heai- 
 tated. Four hundred and aaventy odd pounds 
 dear plrofil—be.>idea the compound Intereat at 
 twenW per oent.— WM mora than hia fondeat 
 wish nad ever anticipated. Sueh a young 
 w(mian aa that, prtmerly worked, woold mdeed 
 be a perfect mine of wealth for • oi^taliat to 
 
75 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 draw upon. He looked at her long, and hif 
 heart faltered. Four hundred and seventy 
 odd poundb I " WeL, what do you want them 
 for? " he asked at last, cautiously. 
 
 "That's my business, I guess," Isabel 
 answered with sharp decisiveness. " To| bum 
 'em if I choose, perhaps. When I buy thuigs 
 at a store, I don't usually expect to tell the 
 dry-goods man what I want to do with them." 
 
 Mr. Solomons eyed her with an inquisitive 
 look. " Let's be plain and aboveboari with one 
 ano^er," he said. " Do you intend to marry 
 him?" 
 
 *• Oh my, no, ' Isabel answered at once, with 
 prompt decision that carried conviction in its 
 very tone immediately. 
 
 Mr. Solomons was nonplussed. "Tou 
 don't want to marry him ? " he exclaimed, taken 
 aback. 
 
 " No, I ahi't going to marry him," Isabel 
 answered stoutly, just altering the phrase into 
 closer accordance with the facts of the case, 
 but otherwise nodding a bland acquiescence. 
 " I ain't going to marry him, I give you my 
 word, Mr. Solomons." 
 
 " Then what do you want ? " Mr. Solomons 
 asked, all amazed. 
 
 "I want those papers," Isabel answered 
 with persistence. 
 
 Mr. Solomons rose, faltered for a second, 
 replaced them in their pigeon-hole with a 
 decided air, looked the safe, and put the key hi 
 his pocket. Then he turned round to Isabel 
 with a very gracious smile, and observed 
 politely : 
 
 " Have a glass of wine, miss ? " 
 
 It was Ms mode of indicating with graceful 
 precision th.<st ^<Le question between them was 
 settled — in the negative. 
 
 Against the rock of that decisive impasmve 
 attitude the energetic little American broke 
 herself in wide foam of entreaties and ex- 
 postulations, all in vain. She stormed, begged, 
 prayed, and even condescended to burst mto 
 tears, but all to no purpose. Mr. Solomons, 
 now his mind was once made up, remained 
 bard as adamant. All she could obtain from 
 Solomons was the solemn promise that he 
 would keep this fruitless negotiation a dead 
 secret from Paul and Faith, and would never 
 even mention the fact of Ler visit to Hill- 
 borough. Thus reassured, the kind-hearted little 
 Fenna^^vanian dried her eyes, and, refusing 
 in return to make Mr. Solomons the confidant 
 of her name, descended the stairs once more, 
 wondering und disappointed. 
 
 "Shall I call you a cab, miss?" Mr. 
 Solomons asked, politely, as he went down by 
 her side. 
 
 "Thuik yoo, I'vb gotten one waiting," 
 Isabel answered, trying hard to look uncon- 
 Aerned. "Will yoi. iell the mpr i.,- ;ri ^ to 
 the best place in the village >v^>. ..i i. • •■ ::t 
 something to eat? " For Am-" -^ .• • ^v. rot 
 of the existence of towns — to tnei:.-. . . >,.. ihing 
 that isn't a city is a mere village. 
 
 But when Mr. Solomons saw the driver of 
 Isabel's cab, he gave a sudden little start of 
 surprise, and exclaimed involuntarily, " Why, 
 bless my soul, Oascovne, it's you, i« it ? The 
 young lady wants to be driven to the ' Qolden 
 Lion.' " 
 
 Isabel Boyton drew back, herself surprised 
 in her turn. " You don't mean to say," she 
 cried, looking hard at the cabman, " this is 
 Mr. Gascoyne's father ? " 
 
 Mr. Solomons nodded a nod of acquiescence. 
 Isabel gazed at him with a good hard stare, as 
 one gazes at a new wild beast in the Zoo, and 
 then held out her hand frankly. "May I 
 shake hands with you ? " she said. " Thank 
 you very much. You see, it'll be something 
 for me to tell my friends when I get back home 
 to America that I've shaken hands with an 
 English biuronet." 
 
 At the " Golden Lion " she paused as she 
 paid him. " You're a man of honour, I sup- 
 pose ? " she said, hesitating slightly. 
 
 And the English baronet answeref*. with 
 truth, " I 'opes I are, miss." 
 
 "Then I trust you, Mr. Gasoovne, Sur 
 Emery, or whatever else it ought to be," she 
 went on, seriously. "You won't mention 
 either to your son or your daughter that you 
 drove an American lady to-day to Mr. 
 Solomons' oflBice." 
 
 The English baronet touched his hat 
 respeotfuUy. "Not it I was to die for it, 
 miss," he answeted, with warmth; for the 
 honest grasp of Isabel's hand had touched 
 some innermost chord of his nature till it 
 resounded strangely. 
 
 But Isabel went in to gulp down her lanoh 
 with a regretful sense of utter failoxe. She 
 hadn't suooeeded in making things easier, as 
 she had hoped, tot Paul and Nea. 
 
 And the English baronet and Mr. Solomons 
 kept thehr troth like men. Paul and Faith 
 never knew Isabel Boyton had visited Hill* 
 borough, and Mr. Solomons himself never 
 learnt the name of his mysterious little golden* 
 haired American visitor. 
 
 5^^ycH 
 
 CHAPTER XXIV. 
 
 HONOUBS. 
 
 All the rest of that term at Oxford was a dull 
 one for Paul. As soon as Faith and Nea 
 " went down " (to use the dear old Oxford 
 phrase) he set to work with redoitMed vigour 
 at his reading, and went in at last for his final 
 examination. Upon that examination much, 
 very much, depended. If only he could gain 
 a First, he would stand a fair clumce in time 
 for a Fellowship ; and a Fellowship would 
 allow him leisure to look around and to lay 
 his plans for slowly repayhig Mr. Solomons. 
 But if he succeeded merely in attaining a 
 Second or Third, his prospects of a Fellowsnip 
 would be greatly decreased, and with them the 
 probability of his shaking off that load of debt 
 
HONOURS. 
 
 77 
 
 with 
 
 Ir. 
 
 that clogged and oppressed him in all his 
 schemes for the future. 
 
 He knew, of oouree, that the necessity for 
 taking pupils during his undergraduate years 
 told heavily against him. No man con row in 
 two boats at once ; and the time he had used 
 up in reading with Thistleton and his other 
 pupils had been so much subtracted from the 
 time be ought to have devoted to his own 
 reading. Still, he was able, undeniably able ; 
 and little disposed to overestimate his own 
 powers as he was, he had, nevertheless, a din? 
 consciousness in his own soul that, given even 
 chances, ho was more than a match for most 
 of his contemporoi-ios. He had worked hard, 
 meanwhile, to make up for lost time ; and he 
 went into the exambatlon cheered and sus- 
 tained by the inspiring thought that Nea 
 Blair's eyes were watching his success or 
 failure ijrom afar in CornwalJ. 
 
 Day after day he worked and wrote in thc^e 
 dreary schools ; deep in Aristotle, Plato, Grote, 
 and Mommsdn. Night after night he com- 
 pared notes with his competitors, and marked 
 the strong or weak points of their respective 
 compositions. As time went on his spirits 
 rose higher. He was sure he was doing nim- 
 self full justice in his papere. He was sure 
 what he nad to say upon most of the questions 
 asked in the schools was more original and 
 more philosophical than the ideas and opinions 
 of any of his neighbours. He felt quite at 
 ease about his success now. And If only once 
 he could get his First, he was pretty sf.re of a 
 Fellowship, and of some chance at If^ast of 
 repaying Mr. Solomons. 
 
 At last the examination was over, the papers 
 sent in, and nothing remained but that long, 
 weary delay while the examiners are glancing 
 over the tops of the answers and pretending to 
 estimate the relative places of the candidates. 
 Paul waited and watched with a yearning 
 heart. How much hung for him on the Issue 
 of that dreaded class-list ! 
 
 On the day when It came out, nailed up 
 according to Oxford wont on the doors of the 
 schools, he stole into the quudrangle half an 
 hour late— he couldn't bear to be thero with 
 the first eager rush— and looked among the 
 6's in the First Class for the name of Oascoyne. 
 
 It was with a thrill of surprise— only sur- 
 prise at first — that he noticed the list went 
 blraight from Oalt to Groves; there was no 
 Gascoyne it all in the place where tie expected 
 it. He 'ubbed his eyes and looked again. 
 Surely some mistake ; for the names go In 
 each class In alphabetical order. 0-a-l, Gas, 
 G-r-o. Had they misspelt it sntiiohow? 
 Then, all at once, the truth flashed across his 
 mind In a horrible revulation. Tlio truth, or 
 part of It. His n&um wasn't put in the Vinf 
 Class at all 1 He must liavo taken a Socond I 
 
 For a moment he could hardly l)elieve ills 
 eyes. It was all too strange, all too incredible. 
 He hod worked tio hard, he had deserved it so 
 well 1 But still he must face the worst like a 
 
 man. He fixed his glance steadily on the 
 Second Class. Farrington, Flood, Galbralth 
 Glrdlestone. He rubbed his eyos once more. 
 AVos he going mad on the spot ? Or had the 
 examiners neglected to place him altogether ? 
 
 AVitk a vague sinking feeling about his left 
 breast, he glanced down yet lower to where 
 the Third Class filled up Its two much longer 
 colunms. About half-wav down, his eye 
 caught his own namt with that miraculous 
 rapidity which enables one always to single 
 out tliose familiar words on a printed page 
 from a thousand others. " Gascoyne, Paulus, 
 ex iEJe Chrlsti." Yes, yes, It was too true. 
 There was no denying It. A Tlilrd — the 
 lowest of all classes In Honours — was all he 
 had got for all his toll and trouble t 
 
 He reeled as he stood, sick — sick with dis- 
 appointment. 
 
 How had it happened ? Who knows ? Who 
 can bay? It's the greatest mistake In the 
 world to suppose the best men always come 
 uppermost. If a board of Third Class men In 
 after- life were to examine their examiners, it 
 is highly probable they might often turn the 
 tables on the dons who :7iisplaced them. 
 Humanum eat errcvre, and examiners are 
 human. They often niake blunders, like all 
 the rest of us, and they added one more to 
 that long list of mistakes when they gave Paul 
 Gascoyne a Third In Finals. 
 
 The fact Is, Paul was original ; and Oxf-jrd, 
 like Mr. Peter Magnus, hates originality. A 
 decorous receptivity Is what It most prefers. 
 It likes a human mind to be modelled on the 
 phonographic pattern — prompt to take In 
 exactly what It Is told, and ready to give It out 
 once more, precisely as Inspired, whenever you 
 turn the barrel on again by pressing the 
 handle. In Paul's essays, the examiners de- 
 tected some ti&your of ideas which appeared 
 to them wholly unfounded on any opinions set 
 forih by Professor Jowett or Mr. T. H. Green, 
 of Balliol ; and, shocked at this revolt from 
 establuhed usage, they relegated their author 
 to a Third Class, accordingly. 
 
 But Paul for the moment knew none of 
 thei»> things. He was only aware thnt a 
 crushing blow had fallen upon him un- 
 expectedly ; and he went back inconsolable to 
 his own ro<iinB in Peckwater, where he sported 
 hie oak, or big outer dtor, flung himself pas- 
 sionately into his easy-chair, and had his bad 
 hour olono by himself In unutterable misery. 
 It was hard to have worked so long and so 
 well for so bitter a disappointment. But these 
 things happen often, and will happen always, 
 as loMg as men consent to let themselves be 
 measurcil liv a foot-rule measurement like so 
 many yurds of bricK and mortar. They are 
 the tiibulo we pay to the examination Jugger- 
 naut. It crushes the best, and rolls unbelt 
 over the bodies of the hardest. 
 
 IViil luiichod alone; he was incapable of 
 going into ThistU ton's rooms, as he often did 
 for luncheon. Bat at two o'clock he heard a 
 
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78 
 
 THB SCALLYWAG. 
 
 loud knocking at hia big oak dbor— contrary to 
 all established rules of University etiquette ; 
 for when onoe a man fastens that outer bar- 
 rier of his minor oasUe, he is supposed to be 
 ill, or out of town, or cthiw^'.w engaged, and 
 inaccessible for tho tiroo being even to his 
 nearest and dearest intimatet. However, he 
 opened it, regardless of the breach, and found 
 Tnistleton waiting for him cu the landing, very 
 red faced. The blonde young man grasped hu 
 hand hard with a friendly pressure. 
 
 " Oascoyne I " he cried, bursting, and hardly 
 able to gasp with stifled indignation, " this is 
 just atrocious. It's wicLdd; it's incredible I 
 I know who it was. Confound his impudence. 
 It was that beast Pringle. Let's go round to 
 John's, and punch his ugly old head for him." 
 
 In spite of his disappointment, Paul smiled 
 bitterly. Of what good would it be to punch 
 the senior examiner's bead, now that irrevoc- 
 able class-list had once been issued ? 
 
 " I wanted to be alone, Thistleton," he said ; 
 " it is almost more tlian I can bear in com- 
 pany. It isn't for myself, you know, but for 
 — for the heavy dainu that weigh upon me. 
 However, since you've come and broken my 
 oak, let's go down the river to Sandford Laaker 
 in a tub-pair and work it off. There's nothing 
 like muscular effort to carry away these things. 
 If I don't work, I feel as if I could sit down 
 and cry like a girl. What I feel most is — the 
 gross injustice of it." 
 
 And gross injustice is quite inevitable as long 
 as men think a set of meritorious and hard- 
 working schoolmasters can be trusted to place 
 in strict order of merit the pick and flower of 
 intelligent young Englishmen. The vilo ex- 
 amination system has in it nothins viler than 
 this all but certain chance of crusuing at the 
 outset by want of success in a foolish race, 
 the cleverest, most vivid, and most original 
 geniuses. 
 
 They went down the river, Thistleton still 
 protesting his profound Intention of punching 
 Pringle's head, and as they rowed and rowed, 
 Paul gradually worked off the worst of his 
 emotion. Then he came back, and dined alone, 
 to try and accommodate himself to his new 
 position. 
 
 All his plans in life had hitherto been based 
 upon the tacit ossmnption that he would take 
 a First — an assumption in which he had been 
 duly backed by all who knew him — and now 
 that he found himself »tranded on the banlc 
 with a Third, in8v:.td, ne had to begin an'^ re- 
 consider his prospect in the world, under the 
 terrible weight of this :indden disillusiounient. 
 A Fellowship would now, no doubt, be a prac- 
 tical impossibility ; he must turn his attention 
 to some other opening — if any. 
 
 But tlie more he thoucht, the less ho saw his 
 way clear before hun. And, in eflect, what 
 can a young m%n of promise, but without 
 capital, and baokdd only by a Third in Greats, 
 find to turn hut band to in these latter cnya 
 in this iammed and overstocked realm uf 
 
 England ? Of what practical use to him now 
 was this costly education, for which he bad 
 mortgaged his whole future m years in 
 advance to Mr. Solomons? The Bar could 
 only be entered aftesi a long and expensive 
 apprenticeship, and even then he would in all 
 probability do nothing but swell the noble 
 ranks of briefless barristers. Medicine required 
 an equallv costly and tedious novitiate. From 
 the Cnurch he was cut off by want of suflicient 
 faith or natural vocation. No man can be- 
 come a solicitor off hand, any more than he 
 can become a banker, a brewer, or a landed 
 proprietor. 
 
 Paul ran over all conceivable professions 
 rapidly in his mind, and saw nono open before 
 him save that soUtary refuge of the destitute 
 — to become a schoolmaster ; and even that, 
 with a Third in Greats for his sole recom- 
 mendation, would certainly be by no means 
 either easy or remunerative. 
 
 And, then, Mr. Solomons. What would Mr. 
 Solomons say to such a move? He would 
 never allow his proUgi to take to school- 
 mastering. Mr. Solomons' ideals for him were 
 all so different. He always figured to himself 
 Paul tddnr hf roper place in Society as tlie 
 heir to a baic jtcy, and there captivating and 
 capturing that supposititious heiress by the 
 charms of his person and the graces of his 
 high-born aristocratic manners. But to be- 
 come a schoolmaster I In Mr. Solomons' eyes 
 that would be simply to throw away tho one 
 chance of success. \Vhat he wanted was to 
 see Paul living in good chambers in London, 
 and moving cubout among tho great world, 
 where his prospective title would mean in the 
 end money or money's worth for him. If the 
 heir of all the Gasooynes had to descend to the 
 drudgery of mere sohoolmasterin^, it would be 
 necessary to have an explanation with Mr. 
 Solomons ; and then — and then his father's 
 dream must vanish for ever. 
 
 How could he ever have been foolish enough 
 in such circumstances to speak to >4ea? His 
 heart misgave him that ho liad been so unkind 
 and so cruel. He would have bartered his 
 eyes now if only he could undo the past. And 
 even as he thought so, he unfastened his desk 
 and, so weak is man, sat down to write a 
 passionate appeal for advice and sympathy 
 and aid from Nea. 
 
 He couM nev r njany her. But she would 
 always bo his. And it calmed his soul some- 
 how to write to Nea. 
 
 As he wrote a knock came at the sported 
 oak — the sharp double rap that announces a 
 telegram. He opened the door and took it 
 from the bearer. - 
 
 " To Paul Gascoyne, Christ Church, Oxford. 
 " Mrs. Douglas has telop-aphod me result of 
 class-list. Your disappointment is my dis- 
 appointment. I feel it deeply, but send you 
 all sympathy. Yoli nuit take to liteiature now. 
 
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 79 
 
 He flong himself back in his easy-chair 
 once more, and kissed the flimsy bit of cheap 
 paper fervently. Then, Nea had taken the 
 trouble to arrange beforehand with Mrs. 
 Douglas for a telegram. Nea had been 
 
 Iiuzzling her head about the self-same prob- 
 ems. Nea had felt for him in his day of 
 humiliation. He would work away yet, and 
 clear himself for Nea. Mr. Solomons should 
 still be paid off somehow. And sooner or 
 later he must marry Nea. 
 
 Till that night he had never even dared to 
 think it. But just then, in his deepest hour of 
 despair, that bold thought came home to him 
 as a frflsh spur to effort. Impossible, in- 
 oredibla, unattainable as it seemed, he would 
 pay off all and marry Nea. 
 
 The resolve alone was worth something. 
 
 Mechanically he rose and went to his desk 
 once more. This time he pulled out a clean 
 sheet of foolscap. The need tor an outlet 
 was strong upon him now. He took up his 
 pen, and almost without thinking sat down 
 and wrote furiously and rapidly. lie wrote 
 as he had rowed that afternoon to Sandford 
 Lasher, in the wild deaire to work oil his 
 excitement and depression in some engrossing 
 occupation. He wrote far into the small hours 
 of the morning, and when he had finished some 
 seven or eight closely-written foolscap sheets, 
 be spent another long time in correcting and 
 repolishing thorn. At last he got up and 
 strolled on to bed. Ho had followed Nca's 
 advice, red-hot at tlio moment. He had 
 written for dear life. All other means failing, 
 be had taken to literature. 
 
 And that is about the way wo all o'i us who 
 live by the evil trade first took to it. 
 
 CHAPTER XXV. 
 
 COMPENSATION. 
 
 As it happened, that most terrible disappoint- 
 ment in all his life was probably the luckiest 
 thine on earth that could possibly have befallen 
 Paul Qascoyne. Had he taken a First, and 
 then gained a fellowship, he would doubtless 
 have remained up at Oxford for many years 
 to come, plodding and coaching, leading a 
 necessarily expensive and useless life, and 
 
 |)aying o£f Mr. Solomons but very slowly by 
 ong-deferred instalments out of his scanty 
 savings. As it was, however, being thus cast 
 adrift on the world upon his own resources, he 
 was compelled more frankly to face life for 
 himself, and to find some immediate paying 
 work, which would enablo him to live by hook 
 or by orcok, as best he might, over the next six 
 months or so. And that prompt necessity for 
 earulnst his salt proved, in fact, hii real salva 
 tion. Not, of course, tnat he gave up at once 
 the idea of a Fellowship. He was too brave 
 a man to let even a Third in Greats deter him 
 from having a final fling at the hopelessly un- 
 attainablf , A week later he went lu for tlie 
 
 very first Taoaooy that turned up, and missed 
 it nobly, being beaten by a thickheaded 
 Balliol Scot, who knew bv heart every opinion 
 of every recognised autnority on everything 
 earthly, from Plato and Aristotle down to John 
 Stuart Mill and Benjamin Jowett. So having 
 thus finally buried his only chance oi Uni- 
 ve: -.ity preferment before October term, Paul 
 set to work with a brave heart to look about 
 him manfully for some means of livelihood that 
 might tide him over the summer vacation. 
 
 Uis first idea — the stereotyped first idea of 
 every unemployed young Oxford man — was of 
 course to get pupils. But pupils for the " Long " 
 don't grow on overy busn ; and here again 
 that strange divinity that shapes our ends, 
 rough-hew them how wo may, proved kindly 
 favourable to him. Nr a single aspirant 
 answered his intimation, .. ':ly hung among a 
 dozen or so equally attractive announoenients 
 on the notice-board ;f the Union, that " Mr. 
 Paul Qascoyne, uf Christ Church, would be 
 glad to road with pupils for ' Mods.' during 
 the Long Vacation." Thus thrown upon his 
 baam-ends by the necessities of the case, Paul 
 was fairly compelled to follow Nea's advice 
 and " take to Uterature." 
 
 But *' taking to literature " is not so easy aa 
 it sounds to those who have never tried it. 
 Everybody can write nowadays, thaoks to the 
 Board Schools, and brave the supreme diffi- 
 culty of the literary profession. An open 
 trade — a trade which needs no special appren- 
 ticeship — is always overstocked. Every ^gate 
 is thronged with suitors : all the markets over- 
 flow. And so Paul hardly dared to hope even 
 for the modest success which may keep a 
 bachelor in bread-and - butter. Bread-and- 
 butter is much, indeed, to expect from one's 
 brains in these latter days, when dry bread is 
 the lot of most literary aspirants. Little as he 
 knew of the perils of the way, Paul trembled 
 to think what fate might have in store for 
 him. 
 
 Nevertheless, on the very night of his bitter 
 disappointment over the Oxford class-list, he 
 had sat down and written off that hasty article 
 — a mere playful sketch of a certain phase of 
 English life as he well knew it, for he wat .^ot 
 without his sense of humour ; and reading i* 
 over at his leisure the succeeding morning ha 
 saw that, though not quite so good aa he 
 thought it the night before, in his feverish 
 earnestness, it was Ptill by no means wanting 
 in point and brilliancy. So, with much fear 
 and trembling, he enclosed it in an envelopei 
 and sent it on, with a brief letter oonaoanda- 
 tory, to the dreaded editor of the Monday Re- 
 membrancer. And then, having fired liie bott 
 in the dark, he straightway tried to forget all 
 about it, for fear df its entailing on him still 
 further disappointment. 
 
 For a week or ten days he waited in vain, 
 during which time he occupied all his spare 
 moments in trying his 'prentice hand at yet 
 other articles. For, indeed Paul hardly 
 
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 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 understood himself as yet how strait is the 
 gate and how narrow is the way by which 
 men enter into even that outer vestibule of 
 journalism. He little knew how many 
 proffered articles are in most oases " declined 
 with thanks" before the most modest little 
 effusion stands a stray chance of acceptance 
 from the journaUstio magnates. Most young 
 men think it a very easy thing to " write for 
 the papers." It is only when they come to see 
 the short shrift their own best efforts obtam 
 from professional critics that they begin to 
 understand how coy and shy and hard to woo 
 is the uncertain modern Itluse who presides 
 unseen over the daily printing-press. But of 
 all this Paul was still by rare good luck most 
 innocently ignorant. Had he known it all, 
 brave and sturdy as he was, he might have 
 'alien down and fainted perchance on the 
 threshold. 
 
 At the end of ten days, however, to his deep 
 delight, a letter came back from that inexor- 
 able editor — a cautious letter, neither accepting 
 nor rejecting Paul's proffered paper, but saying 
 in guarded roundabout language that if Mr. 
 Gascoyiie happened to be in town any time 
 next week the editor could spare him just 
 twenty minutes' private conversation. 
 
 By a curious coincidence Paul was in town 
 early next week, and the inexorable editor, 
 sitting with watch open before him to keep 
 jealous guard lest Paul might exceed the 
 stipulated twenty minutes, expounded to him 
 with crude editorial frankness bis views about 
 his now contributor's place in journalism. 
 
 " Have you ever written before ? " the 
 editor asked him sharply, yet with the familiar 
 wearied journalistic air (as of a man who has 
 sat up all night at a leader), pouncing down 
 upon him hke n hawk upon a lark, from under 
 his bushy eyebrows. 
 
 Paul admitted with some awe, and no little 
 diffidence, that this was his first peccadillo in 
 that particular directioii — the one error of an 
 otherwise blameless existence. 
 
 " Of course," the editor answered, turning 
 over his poor foolscap with a half-con- 
 temptuous hand, " I saw that at a glance. I 
 read it in the style or want of style. I didn't 
 neM to be told so. I only asked by force of 
 habit for further confirmation. Well, you 
 know, Mr. Ga«eoyne, there's no use disguising 
 the fact. YoTJ can't write — no, you can't write 
 —yon can't write worth a kick, or anvthing 
 like it ! " and he mapped down his mouth with 
 a vicious snap as one snaps a rat-trap demon- 
 stratively between one's thumb and finger. 
 
 " No ? " Paul said, in an interrogative voice 
 and somewhat crestfallen, much wondering 
 why, in that case, the busy editor, who 
 measured his minutes strictly by the watch, 
 had taken the trouble to send for him all the 
 way up from Oxford. 
 
 " No, indeed you can't," the editor answered, 
 argumentative, Uke one who expects to be 
 oontradicted, but won't brook contradiction. 
 
 " Just look here at this now, and at this, and 
 this," and as he spoke the great man rapidly 
 scored with his pencil one or two of the most 
 juvenile faults of style in Paul's neatly-written 
 but undeniably amateurish little essay. 
 
 Paul was forced to admit to himself, as the 
 editor scored them, that these particular con- 
 structions were undoubtedly weak. They 
 smelt of youth and of inexperience, and he 
 trembled for himself as the editor went on 
 with merciless quill to correct and alter them 
 into rough accordance with the Betnem- 
 brancer'a own exalted literary standard. 
 Through the whole eight pages or so the 
 editor ran lightly with practued pen — enlarg- 
 ing here, contracting there, brightening 
 yonder — exactly as Paul had seen the tutors 
 at Christ Church amend the false concords or 
 doubtfi.'! quantities in a passman's faulty Latin 
 versas. The rapidity and certainty of the 
 editor's touch, indeed, was something sur- 
 prising. Paul saw for himself, as the ruthless 
 censor proceeded in the task, that his work- 
 manship was really very bad. He felt in- 
 stinctively how crude and youthful were his 
 own vain attempts at the purveyance of 
 literature. At the end, when the editor had 
 disfigured his whole beautiful, neatly-written 
 article with illegible scratches, cabalistic signs, 
 and frequent alterations, the poor yoimg man 
 looked down at it with a sign and half-mur- 
 mured below bis breath : 
 
 " Then, of course, you don't intend to print 
 it?" 
 
 The editor, for all reply, sounded a small 
 gong by his side and waited. In answer to 
 the summons, a boy, somewhat the worse for 
 lamp-black, entered the Bki^ga^t presence and 
 stood attentive for orders. Tno editor handed 
 him the much-altered pages with a lordly 
 wave. " Press ! " he said, laconically, and 
 brushed him aside. The hoy nodded, and 
 disappeared as in a pantcmlme. 
 
 Then the editor glanced at his watch once 
 more. He ran his fingers once or twice 
 through his hair with a preoccupied air and 
 stared straight in front of him. For a minute 
 ho hummed and mused as if alone. After 
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 brightening. 
 
 The editor cut him short with a rapid wave 
 of his imperious pen. Editors have no time 
 to let themoeU'es be thanked or talked to. 
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 eoM, "Bomething new and fresh. In one 
 word, ' Vou$ connaisaez voire monde,' and 
 that's jast what's wanted nowadays in 
 joarnalism. We require apicialitiia. A man 
 who knows all about the Chicago pork trade's 
 a more useful man to us by a hundred guineas 
 than a fellow who can write well in limpid 
 English on any blessed subject under heaven 
 you may set him. ' Nullum tetigil quod non 
 omavit ' — Dean Swift and the broomstick — all 
 moonshine nowadays I Crispness and origin- 
 ality are more drug* in the market. What we 
 want is the men who have the actual stuff in 
 them. Now, you have the stuff in you. You 
 know your world. This article shows you 
 thoroughly understand the manners and modes 
 of thought of the petite botirgeoiaie," 
 
 "I belong to them, in fact,'' Paul put in, 
 interrupting him. 
 
 The editor received the unnecessary informa- 
 tion with polite indifference. For his part, it 
 mattered nothing on earth to him whether his 
 contributor were a duke or a Manchu Tartar. 
 What mattered was tlie fact that he had some- 
 thing to communicate. He nodded, yawned, 
 and continued listlessly : 
 
 " Quite so," he said. " You understand the 
 clasb. Our readers bolons to a different order. 
 They're mostly gentle/olKs. You seem from 
 your article to be a greouLTocer h aHsistii/it. 
 Tlmrafore you've got BHUiething fresh to toll 
 thorn. Tills is an age when Kocioty's con- 
 sumed with a burning desire to understand its 
 own component elements. Half the world 
 wants to know, fur the first time in its life, 
 liow thr> other half lives, just to Rplte the pro 
 verb. Till) dnsire's inoumprehonaible, but Htill 
 it exists ; and the journalist thrives by virtue 
 of reoosnising all actualities. If you refuse to 
 recognise the actual— like the Planet and tlie 
 Mattiiliiiil Herald, for example — you go to tlio 
 wall as sure as fate. Mr. — ah'm -whore's 
 your card ? — ah, yes — Qasooyno, we shall 
 want a series of a dozen or so of these 
 artiules." 
 
 I'aul hardly knew how to oppress bis thanks. 
 The editor cut him short with a weary wave. 
 
 " And mind," he said, drawling, " no quota- 
 Uons from Juvenal. You're an Oxford man, 
 X see. Young man, if you would prosper, 
 avoid your Juvenal. University men always 
 go wrong on that. They can't keep Juvenal 
 out of modern life and newspaper leaders. 
 You'vo no less than three tags from the Third 
 Satire, I observe, in this one short article. 
 Three tags from the classics at a single go 
 would damn tlie best middle that ever was 
 penned. Steer clear of them in future, and try 
 to be actual. Your articles '11 want a great 
 deal of hacking and hewing, of course ; T shall 
 have to prune them ; but, still, you've the stuff 
 in you." He glancM at his watch uneasily 
 once more. " The first next Wednesday," ho 
 went on, with a signitioant look towards the 
 door. " I'm very busy just at present." His 
 hand was fumbling nervously among his papers 
 
 now. He rang the little gong a second time. 
 •' Proof of the « Folly of the Government,' " 
 he remarked to the boy. " Oood-moming, 
 Mr. — Qasooyne. Please don't forget. Not 
 later than Wednesday." 
 
 " Please don't foreet I " As if it was likely, 
 or as if he suffered from such a plethora of 
 work that he would fail to supply it I Why, 
 the very chance of such an engagement as 
 that made him wild with excitement. And 
 Paul Oascoyne wont down the wooden steps 
 that afternoon a happy man, and a real live 
 journalist on the staff of the Monday Bcmem- 
 brancer. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVI. 
 
 AN INTRODUCTION. 
 
 " NEMO repcnte fit turpiaaimui " : and no- 
 body becomes by design a journalist. Men 
 drift into tl e evil trade as they drift into drink, 
 crime, or politics — by force of circumstances. 
 They take it up first because they've nothing 
 else ready to liand to do, and they go on with 
 it because they see no possible way of getting 
 out of it. Paul Oascoyne, however, by way of 
 the exception to every rule, having thus un- 
 expectedly drifted into the first head- waters of 
 a journalistic career, began seriously to con- 
 template making his work in life of it. In this 
 design he was furth(T encouraged by the 
 advice and assistance of Mr. Solomons, 'vho 
 would have energetically protested against 
 anything so vulgar as schoolmastering, as 
 being lUcely to interfere with his plans for 
 I'aul's brilliant future, but who considered an 
 occasional excursion into the domain of litera- 
 ture as by no means derogatory to the dignity 
 even of one who was destined to 'oecomc, in 
 course of time, a real live baronet. Nay ; Mr. 
 Solomons went so far in his commendation of 
 the craft as to dwell with peculiar pride and 
 pleasure on the career of a certain noble lord 
 who was not ashamed in his day to take his 
 three guineas a column from a distinguiHliod 
 weekly, and who afterwards, by thfl unexpected 
 demise of an elder brother, rose to the actual 
 dignity of a British marquisate. These things 
 being so, Mr. Solomons opined that Paul, 
 though born to shine in courts, might blame- 
 lessly contribute to the Monday Itemem- 
 hravccr, and might pocket his more modest 
 guinea without compunction in such excellent 
 company. For what company can be better 
 than that of the Lords of th* <"ouncil. endued, 
 as we all well know them te be, with grace, 
 wisdom, and understanding ? 
 
 Moreover, Mr. Solomons had other idous ol 
 his own for Paul in his head. It would be so 
 well for Leo to improve his acquaintauoe with 
 the fiture bearer of the Gascoyna title ; and 
 it would be so well for Paul tc keep ip his 
 connection with the house of SoWuxuns by 
 thus Associating from time to tim<> with Mr. 
 Lionel. For this double-barrelled purpos* 
 
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 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 Air. Solomons suggostcd that Paul should take 
 rooniB in the same house with Lionel, and 
 that they should to some extent share ex- 
 penses together, so far as breakfast, lights, and 
 firing were concerned. From which acute 
 suggestion Mr. Solomons expected a double 
 advantage— as the wisdom of our anoestora 
 has proverbially phrased it, he would kill two 
 birds with one stone. On the one hand, Paul 
 and Lionel would naturally be thrown much 
 into one another's society, and, on the other 
 hand, Lionel's living expenses would bo con- 
 siderably diminished by Paul's co-operation. 
 
 To Paul himself the arrangement was a trifle 
 less Hatisfactory. ^Ir. Jiionel Solomons wan 
 hardly the sort of person he would have spori- 
 tancouHly chosen as the friend and companion 
 of hJH enforced solitude. Paul's tastCH an<l 
 ideas liad undergone a considerable modifica- 
 tion at Oxford, and he was well uware of tlie 
 distinctions of tone which marked ofT Mr. 
 Lionel from the type of men witli whom In- 
 had now long been accustomed to associate. 
 But still, he never dreamt of opposing himself 
 in this matter to Mr. Solomons' wishes. The 
 habit of acquiescence in all Mr. Solomons' 
 plans for his future had been so impressed 
 upon his mind by constant use that he could 
 hardly throw it off in a month or two ; and lie 
 went uncomplainingly, if not quite cheerfully, 
 to share the nospitality of Mr. Lionel's rocm) 
 in a small back street off a I'imUco highway. 
 
 For the first few weeks Paul was busy 
 enodgh, endeavouring to eain himself an entry 
 into the world of ioumuism. And by great 
 good luok his prehminary efforts were unex- 
 pectedly, and it must be confessed unwontedly, 
 suoceisful. Ah a rule, it h only by long and 
 strenuous pusliing that even good workmen 
 succeed in making their way into that most 
 crowded and dillicult of all triuics or profes- 
 pions. But there is luok in everything, even 
 in journalism; and Paul herein was exception- 
 ally lucky. Mrs. Douglas, feeling herself 
 alniDHt tiBrsonaljy rcBponsiblo for his mishap 
 hi liruMM fur || iiiify »*)in liiid imbblod the 
 
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 NiiWi tlie Iiouduii pr«M, as Im wnll Imktiowri to 
 illiiso (uirhiiii in Nuoh inallitrH, In itliiiimt 
 entirely uiMiiiiod and run by (Ufonl griiilllllliHs. 
 Among those magnates of the jouiiiallMli« 
 World Mrs. jtiiuglas possessed no sui&lt 
 fAinliiliie iiitluenoe; her dearnut friend was 
 married to the staff of the '/'miics, and two of 
 linr MMOimil iiMiinliiD H'Miu iMapxniivoly engaged 
 to tlio Frnnoli piilUlus of lliu I'luurl utii the 
 
 Ul (irlllnlsiil of Hi TTebduiiiadal Conmiiondent. 
 B.V (ieiltilfiUtlv 'i|iiph)vliig hnr p«<rs(iasivH 
 powers uii tlie-u puteiit ladles, Mr* hougliut 
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 the difficult favour of editorial oonslderatlon. 
 The rest Paul worked on his own account. 
 For although, as his first editor had justly re- 
 marked, he couldn't write worth a kick when 
 he began his experiments, he sat down bo 
 resolutely to conquer the intricacies of 
 English style, that oefore three weeks were 
 fairly over Ids mamiscript made as decent 
 copy as that of many journaliatB to the manner 
 born, with loss brains and perception than the 
 young Oxford postulant. 
 
 It was during these first weeks of toilsome 
 apprenticeship that an event happened of 
 great importance to Paul's future history, 
 thougli at the moment he himself saw in it 
 nothing more than the most casual incident 
 of everyday existence. 
 
 One Saturday afternoon Mr. Lionel 
 returned home early from the City, on fashion- 
 able promenade intent, and proposed to Paul 
 to accompany him to the Park, to take the 
 air and inspect the marriageable young ladies 
 of this isle of Britain there on view to all and 
 sundry. " Let's have a squint at the girls," 
 indeed, was Mr. Lionel's own precise and 
 classical suggestion for their afternoon's enter- 
 tainment. 
 
 For a moment Paul demurred. "I want 
 to get this article fmished," he said, looking 
 up from his paper with a rather wearied air. 
 "I'm trying one on spec, for the Monthly 
 Intelligencer." 
 
 " Rot I " Mr. Lionel ejaculated, with pro. 
 found emphasis. " You're working too hard, 
 Oascoyne ; that's just what's the matter with 
 you. "We don't work like that in the City, I 
 can tell you. You're muddling your brains 
 with too much writing. Much better come 
 out for n. walk with me this afternoon, and do 
 the Park. You can't expect to hook an 
 heiress, you know, if you don't let the heiresses 
 see you put yourself in evidence. Besides, 
 your article '11 be all the better for a little 
 froshenhig up. You're getting dull for want 
 of change. Come along with me to the Row, 
 and you'll see what'll stir up your Pegasus to 
 H trot, I'll bet you fourpence." Even in 
 iiintnphor, fourpence was Mr. Lionel's extreme 
 extravacance in the matter c! risking money 
 needlossly. 
 
 Paul sighed a faint sigh. He had never yet 
 dared to confide to Mr. Lionel the painful 
 announcement that he was no longer intent on 
 the prospective pursuit of th« British heiress, 
 liut ho admitted to himself the justice of the 
 other plea that he needed change ; for. indeed, 
 of late he had been sticking a great d««l too 
 closi' to the hterature of his cosjKtry. Ro, 
 after a moment's hesitation, ho to** from his 
 desk, and putting off his working coat, endued 
 himself in hi» best editor-visiung clothea for 
 the afternoon's stroll, and a&llied forth into the 
 street * ith Mr. Lionel. 
 
 An they wont towards the Park, Mr. Lionel 
 regaled liia fel!o'.v-lodger with various amusing 
 aueodotes of Mr. Solomons' outeness, sad of 
 
AN INTRODUCTION. 
 
 83 
 
 the oare with which he audited his nephew's 
 accounts, paying special attention to the item 
 of sundries in the expenditure column. At 
 these anecdotes Paul was somewhat surprised, 
 for Mr. Solomons had always seemed to him 
 lavish in only one respect : and that was on 
 Mr. Lionel's personal expenses. lie liod 
 fancied, indeed — and he still continued to 
 fancy — that Mr. Solomons spoilt his iiepliuw. 
 Thai was not Mr. Lionel's own opinion, liow- 
 ever. He descanted much upon hiu' uncle'd 
 " closeness," and upon his want of sympathy 
 with a fellow's natural wish to " see life." 
 
 '- Never mind, though," Mr. Lionel roumrked 
 at last, with a significant gesture uf his pro- 
 truding lips. " The two old mon'll drop uiT 
 before long; and then, Qascoyne, you and I 
 will have our innings." 
 
 Paul was shocked at the heartless levity of 
 the phrase, and, indeed, the whole point of 
 view was one entirely foreign to him. 
 
 "I don't feel like that, mvself," he said, 
 drawing back, a little disgusted. " I hope my 
 father will live for many years yet. And I'm 
 sure Mr. Solomons has always been very good 
 to you." 
 
 Mr. Lionel's faoe broke into a genial smile. 
 "Come, come," he said frankly, " none of that 
 humbug, you know. We're alone, and I ain't 
 going to peach on you to the worthy governor. 
 Don t go trying to talk auy nonsense to me, for 
 it don't go down. You must want to suooeed 
 to your title, naturally." 
 
 Paul hardly even liked to continue the dis- 
 cussion, his companion's tone was so distaste- 
 ful to him ; but be felt '- ^lled upon to dissent. 
 
 " You're mistaken," j said curtly. " I'm 
 not talking humbug. My father is extremely 
 near and dear to me. And as to the baronetcy, 
 I hate the very idea of it. Had it rested from 
 the first outset with me to take it or leave it, 
 I don't think I'd ever so much as have eveu 
 claimed it." 
 
 "Well, you are a rum chap I " Mr. Lionel 
 interjected, much amused. " For my own 
 part, you know, I'd give a thousand pounds 
 down to have such proBpects as you have. 
 And it won't be so long before you come into 
 them, either. The old man drove ine up to 
 my uncle's the last time I was at Hillbuioughi 
 and I thought he was looking precious shaky. 
 Old age, as the preacher said, with rapid 
 strides is creeping upon him. I only wish my 
 own respected uncle was one-half as near 
 popping otr the huokfi as he is. But that's tho 
 worst of my old boy. He's a tough sort, ho 
 is : belongs to the kind that goes on living for 
 ever. The doctors say there's something the 
 matter with his heart, to be sure, and that he 
 mustn't excite himself. But, bless your soul t 
 the stingy old beggar's too cunning to excite 
 himself. He'll live till he's ninety, I verily 
 bfllieve, just on purpose to stick to his tin and 
 spifi me. And I, who'd make mi much a hotter 
 use of tho money than he does I'll \m i'lnntf 
 aixty, I expect, before ever I come intu Hi ' 
 
 Paul was too disgusted even to answer. His 
 own obligations to Mr. Solomons, if any, were 
 far less in every way than Mr. Lionel's ; but 
 he couldn't have endured so to speak or think 
 of any man to whom he owed the very slightest 
 gratitude. 
 
 Tliey went on into tho Park vtdth more or 
 loss of conversation, and strolled up and down 
 the Kow for some time, Mr. Lionel, with a 
 flower gaily stuck in button-liolo and a cane 
 poised gracefully in his len'n gloved hand, 
 staring iiard into the face of every ^irl ho 
 pusBod, and Paul lialf regretting in hia own 
 soul ho had consented to come out before the 
 (lyes of the town in such uncongenial compnny. 
 At last, as they neored the thronged corner of 
 Hyde J 'ark Gate, Paul was roused from a 
 reverie into which he had momentarily fallen, 
 by hearing a familiar voice at his side fall 
 musically on his ear, exclaiming, with an 
 almost imperceptible foreign accent, " What i 
 you here, Mr. Gascoyne? Viw charming I 
 How deUghtful 1 " 
 
 Tho heir to the baronetcy turned quioklv 
 round, and beheld on a chair in the well- 
 dressed crowd the perennial charms of little 
 Kadame Ceriolo. 
 
 She looked younger and prettier even than 
 she looked at Mentone. Madame Ceriolo 
 made a point, in fact, of looking always hor 
 youngest and prettiest in London — for hers 
 was die beauty which is well under the con- 
 trol of its skilful possessor. To be pretty in 
 Ijondon may pay any day. A great city en- 
 closes such endless possibilities. And, indeed, 
 there, among the crowd of unknown faces, 
 where he felt acutely all the friendless loneli- 
 ness of the stranger in the vast Metropolis, 
 Paul was really quite pleased to see tlie 
 features of the good-humoured little adven- 
 turess, lie shook hands with hor warmly in 
 tho innocence of his heart, and stopped a 
 moment to oxohange reminiscences. Madame 
 Ceriolc 's faoe lighted up at once (through the 
 pearl powder) with genuine pleasure. This 
 was business indeed. She saw she had made 
 a momentary conquest of Paul, and she tried 
 her best to follow it up, in order, if possible, 
 to ensure its permanence, i'or a British 
 baronet, mark you, is never to be despised, 
 above ail by those who have special need of a 
 guarantee pa»(Hport to polite Society. 
 
 "So I have to congratulaie you," she said 
 arcJjiy, b/iaming on nlui through hor glasses, 
 "upon Bfcciirlng tho httle American heiress. 
 Ah, you thought I didn't know ; but a little 
 bird told me. And, to tell you the truth, I felt 
 Hiire of It myself the moment I saw you with 
 iiof on the hills at Mentone." 
 
 Puul, gJarujinK round with burning cheeks, 
 would have given anything that minut« to sink 
 into the ground. Tii^re, before tli« face of 
 ftssonibled Londtm ! and the p*^j'p]e m all the 
 neighbouring chairs /«rt eranju^ their neck* to 
 catch tlie smalleM fnfMiHui* of their CCU' 
 7*rgation. 
 
 .*:I!*J 
 
THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 'I— Idon'tquiteundcrsUnd/'heBtammered 
 oat nervously. 
 
 "Oh, yes," Madame Coriolo went on, aa 
 oool aa a cucumber and atill amiling benignly. 
 " She'd made up her mind to be Lady Oaa- 
 ooyne, I know, or to perish in the attempt ; and 
 now, we hear, a'le'a really auccecied." 
 
 Aa ahe apoke, Madame Ceriolo cast furtive 
 ayea to right and left to see whether all her 
 neighbours duly observed the ftict that ahe was 
 talking to a proH|)ective man uf titio, At that 
 open acknowledgment of I'aul's supposed 
 exalted place in the world, the necks of the 
 aud'enoe craned still more violently. A young 
 man of rank, then, in the open marriage 
 market believed to have secured a wealthy 
 American 'idy I 
 
 *' You're mistaken," Paul answered, speiiking 
 rather low and trembling with niortitication. 
 " I am not engaged to Miss lioyton at all." 
 Then he hesitated for a second, and after a 
 brief pause, in spite of Mr. Lionel's prenence 
 (aa witness for Mr. Kolomona to ao barefaced 
 a dereliction of duty), ho added the further 
 incriminating olauao, "And I don't mean 
 to bo." 
 
 The intereat of the byRtandora reached its 
 highest pitch. It was as good as a paragraph 
 in a Society paper. The young man of titlo 
 diacloimed the hand of the American heireaa I 
 
 " But Mr. Armitage told me ao," Madame 
 Ceriolo retorted, with womanly peraiatenoe. 
 
 " Mr. Armitage is hardly likely to be aa well 
 informe<l on the point as I am myaolf," Paul 
 anawered, flushing rod. 
 
 " Why, it was Miss Boyton herself who 
 aiaured him of the fact," Madame Ceriolo 
 W(/nt on, triumphant. " And I suppose Miaa 
 Boyton ought at leaat to know about tier own 
 engagement ? " 
 
 " You're mistaken," Paul answered, lifting his 
 hat curtly and moving ofT at once to cut snort 
 the painful colloquy. And the bystanders, 
 whispering low behind their hands and fans to 
 one another, opined there would soon be a 
 aenaation for Society in the shape of another 
 aristocratic breach-of-promiae case. 
 
 As they mingled in the crowd once more, 
 Mr. Lionel, turning to his companion, ex- 
 claimed with very marked approbation, 
 " That's a devilish fine woman, anyhow, Oas- 
 ooyne. Who the dickens is ahe ? " 
 
 Paul explained in a few words what little he 
 knew about Madame Ceriolo'a position and 
 antecedents. 
 
 " I like that woman," Mr. Lionel went on, 
 with the air of a connoisseur in female beauty. 
 " She's got fine eyes, by Jove ! and I'm death 
 on eyes. And then her complexion! Why 
 didn't you introduce me ? I should like to 
 cultivate her." 
 
 " I'll introduce you if we pass her again," 
 Paul answered, preoccupied, lie was wonder- 
 ing in his own mind what Mr. Lionel would 
 think of this awful resolution of his about the 
 American heiress. 
 
 For the moment, however, Mr. Lionel, Intent 
 on his own thoushta, was wholly absorbed in 
 his private admiuration of Madame Ceriolo's 
 well-developed charms. 
 
 " As fine-looking a young woman as I've 
 seen for a fortnight," he went on meditatively. 
 " And did you notice, too, how very hard she 
 looked at me ? " 
 
 " No, I didn't," Paul anawered, just stifling 
 a faint smile of contempt ; " but, to tell you 
 the truth, I think she'd look hard at anybody 
 upon earth who looked hard at her. And she'a 
 scarcely young. She's not far off forty, if any- 
 thing, I fancy." (At twenty-two, as we all 
 know, forty aeema quite medieeval.) 
 
 "Let'a go back and pass her again," Lionel 
 exclaimed, with effusion, turning round once 
 more. 
 
 Paul shrank from the ordeal of facing those 
 craning bystanders a second time ; but ho 
 hadn't the courage to say No to his impetuous 
 companion. Mr. Lionel's enthusiaam was too 
 torrential to withatand. So they threaded their 
 wny back amonp the crowd of loungers. 
 
 Fortunately, by this time Madame Ceriolo 
 had risen from her seat, after taking her full 
 pennyworth, and was walking br skly and 
 youthfully towards them. She met them once 
 more — not quite undesignedly, either — with a 
 sweet amile of welcome on those cherry-red 
 lips of hers. (You buy the stuff fur ten sous a 
 stick at any coiffeur's in the Palais Royal.) 
 
 " My friend was anxious to make your ao- 
 quaintancn," Paul raid, introducing him. " Mr. 
 Lionel Solomons — Madnmo Coriolo." 
 
 " Not a son of Sir Saul Solomons?" Madame 
 Ceriolo exclaimed, inventing the existence of 
 that eponymous hero on the spot with ready 
 cleverness to flatter her new acquaintance's 
 obvious snobbery. 
 
 "No, not a son," Mr. Lionel answered, 
 airily, rising to the fly at once ; " but we 
 belong, I believe, to the same family." Which, 
 if Sir Saul Solomons had possessed any objec- 
 tive reality at all, would, no doubt, in a cer- 
 tain broad sense, have been about as true as 
 most other such claims to distinguished rela- 
 tionship. 
 
 Madame Ceriolo measured her man ac- 
 curately on the spot. 
 
 " Ah, that dear Sir Saul," she said, with a 
 gentle sigh. "He was so good, so clever; I 
 was always so fond of him. And you're like 
 him, too 1 The same profile I The same 
 features 1 The same dark eyes and large, full- 
 browed forehead 1 " 
 
 This was doubtless, also, in an ethnical 
 sense, strictly correct ; for Mr. Lionel's per- 
 sonal characteriatica were simply those of the 
 ancient and respected race to whom he owed 
 his existence, and of which, apparently, the 
 hypothetical Sir Saul was likewise a bright and 
 shining example. 
 
 " May we walk your way ? " Mr. Lionel 
 said, nulantly ogling his fair companion. 
 
 Madame Ceriolo was always professionally 
 
 amlabh 
 her mo 
 They 
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 dinate 
 
 ingly. 
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 "Th 
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 he gr' 
 partln 
 Mad 
 his tha 
 man tl 
 " Tl 
 cioQS I 
 with' 
 relief, 
 self, 
 Tyrol, 
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 that a 
 alway 
 Mr. 
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 which 
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 compi 
 
THE WILE5 OP THE STRANGE WOMAN. 
 
 »5 
 
 ao< 
 
 amiable. She accorded that permission with 
 her most marked amiability. 
 
 They walked and talked for half an hour in 
 (he Park. Then Paal got tired of hib subor- 
 dinate part, and strolled ofT by himself oblig- 
 ingly. Mr. Lionel waited, and had ten minutes 
 alone with Iiis new-found charmer. 
 
 "Then I may really come and call upon 
 you ? " he asked at last, in a melting tone, as 
 he grasped her hand— somewhat hard — at 
 parting. 
 
 Madame Ceriolo's eyes darted a glance into 
 his tliat might have intoxicated a far stronger 
 man than Lionel Solomons. 
 
 " There's my card," she said, with a gra- 
 cious smile, producing the famous pasteboard 
 with the countess's coronet stamped on it in 
 relief. " A humble hotel— but I like it my- 
 self, because it reminds rae uf mj beloved 
 Tyrol. Whenever you like, Mr. Solomons 
 you may drop in to see rae. Any relation of 
 that admirable Sir Saul, I need hardly say, is 
 always welcome." 
 
 Mr. Lionel went home to his rooms in 
 Fimlico that afternoon half an inch taller — 
 which would make him fully five feet six in 
 his high-heeled walking shoes on a modest 
 computation. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVII. 
 
 TBB WILES OF TUK STRANGE WOMAN. 
 
 " Zbbie," Madame Ceriolo cried in a shrill 
 voice to the maid-in-waiting, "^0 ne regoit pau 
 aujoiird'hui, evtrvihtu, imhicilef" 
 
 Mademoiselle Eus^bie, more shortly known 
 to her intimates as Z^bie, was the fille ile 
 chambre and general upstairs factotum of the 
 Hdtel de I'Univers, in Glandon Street, Soho. 
 Madame Ceriolo preferred that modest hostelry 
 to the more usual plan of West-end lodgings ; 
 partlv, to be sure, because it helped to keep up 
 the fiction of her noble birth and Tyrolese 
 ancestry, but partly also because it lent itself 
 more readily to practical Bohemianism than 
 do the straiUaoed apartments of Netting Hill 
 or BAVswater. In Clandon Street, Soho, one 
 ean live as one chooses, no man hindering ; 
 and Madame Ceriolo chose to live d la Zin^ari. 
 " On y eat ti bien" she said, with a delicate 
 shrug of those shapely shoulders, to hor re- 
 spectable acquaintwoes when she was doing 
 propriety; *'and, besides, the landlord, you 
 know, is one of my poor compatriots. I take 
 such an interest in his wife and children, in 
 this foggy London, so lar from the fresh breeze 
 of our beloved mountains." For Madame 
 Ceriolo was strong on the point of sensibility, 
 and sighed (in public) for her native pine-clad 
 valleys. 
 
 "And if Mr. Armitage calls? " Z^bie asked 
 inquiringly. " I am not to deny Madame, I 
 suppose, at least to Mr. Armitage ? " 
 
 ** Z^bie," Madame Ceriolo exclaimed, looking 
 up at her sharply," tu m d'unc inconvenanoe — 
 
 tnaii d'une inconvenanoe I " Madame paused 
 and retiocted. " Well, no," she went on, after 
 a brief mental calculation, " I'm not at homo, 
 even to Mr. Armitage." 
 '• Tient" Z6bie answered ; " c"e»t drole. 
 
 Et cependant " 
 
 "Wait," Madame Ceriolo continued, re- 
 flecting profoundly. " There is y' ono thing. 
 If an ugly little Jew oallr* and Madame 
 swept her finger rapidly through tlie air in 
 burlesnue representation of Mr. Lionel's well- 
 marked pronle — " nose so, lips so, ctirly hair, 
 bulging forehead, odour of hair-oil— gives his 
 
 name, I fancy, as Mr. Lionel SolownH " 
 
 " Well, Madame '<> " Z6bie repeated duti- 
 fully, with her hand on tlie door-edg«>. 
 
 " If he calls," Madame went on, gathering 
 hor robe around her, " you may tell hira I'm 
 indisposed— a slight indisposition — and will 
 see nobody. Uut say to him, after awhile, 
 with ever so little hesitation, you'll take up 
 his card and inquire if I can receive him. 
 And, then, you may show hirameanwhilo into 
 the salon. That U ^ive me time, of course, to 
 change mv peignoir." 
 
 It was four o'clock gone, in the afternoon, a 
 few days Inter than their meeting in the Park ; 
 and Madame, who had been up late at a little 
 supper the evening before, was still in .ae 
 intimacy of dressine-gown and curl-papers. 
 
 " Parfaitement, Madame," Z^bie responded 
 cheerfully, in the tone of one well accustomed 
 (0 receiving such delicate orders, and left the 
 room; while Madame lounged back on the 
 sofa of her little sitting-room, and glanced 
 lazily over the /eui{{«<on of the previous day's 
 Figaro. 
 
 The hotel was of the usual London-French 
 type — a dingy, uncomfortable, dead-alive little 
 place — mean and dear, yet Madame liked it. 
 She could receive her callers and smoke her 
 cigarettes here without attracting attention. 
 She was rolling a bit of rice-paper, in fact, 
 with practised skill between those dainty 
 plump fingers ten minutes later, when Z^bie 
 reappeared at the door once more, with a card 
 in her hand and a smile on her saucy Parisian 
 features. 
 
 "The Monsieur Madame expected," she 
 said : " he attends you in the salon." 
 
 Madame iumped up and roused herself at 
 once. "M> blue gown, Z^bie," she cried. 
 "No, not that, stupid! Yes, that's the one, 
 with the pleata in front. Now, just give me 
 time to slip myself into it, and to oomb out 
 my fringe, and touch up my cheeks a bit, and 
 then you may bring tne gamin up to me. 
 Poor little imbecile I Tell him I'm in bed and 
 meant to receive nobody — but hearing it was 
 him, in spite of my migraine, I decided to 
 make an effort and raise myself." 
 
 " Parfaitement, Madame," Zibie echoed 
 
 once more, with ready acquiescence, and 
 
 disappeared down the stairs to deliver her 
 
 message. 
 
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 THE 5CALLYWAO. 
 
 looking up from the sofa, \7here she lay in 
 her bhawls and her becoming tea-gown, with 
 a hasty lace-wrap flung coquettislJy round 
 her pearl-white neck, as Mr. Lionel entered. 
 "How very good of you to come and look 
 me up so soon I Now admit, Monsieur, that 
 I'm not ungrateful. I was ill in bed when 
 my maid brought me up your card just now, 
 and for nobody else in the world would I have 
 thought of stirring myself. But when I heard 
 it was you "—she gave him a kUling glance 
 from beneath those pencilled lashes — " I said 
 to Eus^bie, ' Just hand me the very first dress 
 you come across in my wardrobe, and tell the 
 
 fentlenun I'll see him directly.' And so up 
 got, and here I am; and now I'm sure 
 you'll excuse my lighting a wee little cigarette, 
 inst a cigarette of my own rolling, because 
 I've made my poor fluttering heart beat so 
 with the exertion." 
 
 ilii. Lionel would have excused a hundred 
 cigarettes, so enchanted was he with this 
 gracious reception. In fact, he admitted to a 
 weakness for the fragrant Latokia himself, 
 and in two minutes more he was actually 
 inhaling the breath of )ne, deftly manufactured 
 for his special use by Madame Geriolo's own 
 cunning fingers. 
 
 Madund Geriolo twisted him as she twisted 
 the cisarattes. He sat there, intoxicated with 
 her oharms, for more than an hour, in the 
 oourBe of which tim^ the little woman, by 
 dexterous sid^-press^e, had pumped him of 
 all he knew or thought, far more effectually 
 than even Armitage huuself could have done 
 it. She handled nim gingerly with infinite 
 skiU. 
 
 " No, you're not in tJus City I " she ex- 
 claimed once, with well-assiuned surprise, 
 when Mr. Lionel happened incidentally to 
 aUude to the nature of his own accustomed 
 pursuits. "You're trying to take me in. 
 You don't mean to tell me you're really in 
 the City I " 
 
 " Why not ? " Mr. Lionel asked, with a flush 
 of pride. 
 
 "Oh, you're not in the very least like a 
 City man," Madame Ceriolo replied, looking 
 up at him archly. " Why, I thought from your 
 manners you were one of the people who pass 
 their lives dawdling between their club and the 
 Bow. I never should have believed you could 
 
 Sssilly be in the City. What i» your club, by 
 e way ? " she added with an afterthought, 
 " in ease I should ever want to write to you." 
 
 Mr. Lionel's lips trembled with pleasure. 
 
 " I'm down for the ' Oarrick,' " he said 
 (which was, in point of fis.et, an inexact re- 
 mark) ; " but until I get in there, you know — 
 it's such a long job, nowadays— I hang out 
 for the present at the 'Junior Financial.' 
 It's a small place in Duke Street, St. James's. 
 If ever you should do me the honour to write 
 to me, though, I think you'd better write to 
 my chambers in Pimlico." 
 
 He called them "ohambers" instead of 
 
 lodgings because it somided more swell and 
 rakish. And he produced » card with his 
 name and address on it. 
 
 Madame Ceriolo placed it with marked care 
 in an inner onrapartment of her pretty little 
 tortoise-shell purse— the purse with the coro- 
 net and inititJs on the case, which had been 
 given her in Paris by — well, never mind those 
 forgotten little episodes. 
 
 " And so you live with Mr. Oascoyne 1 " 
 she said, noting the address. "Dear Mr. 
 Gascoyne ! so quaint, so origmal ! Though we 
 all laughed at him, we all liked him. He was 
 the life and soul of our party at Mentone." 
 
 " Well, I live with him only because I find 
 it convenient," Mr. Lionel interposed. " He's 
 not exactly the sort of chap I should take to 
 naturally.' 1 
 
 Madame Ceriolo caught at her cue at once. ' 
 " I shoiild think not," she echoed. " A 
 deal too slow for you, one can see that at a 
 glance. A very good fellow in his way, of 
 coi'iTse ; but oh my ! u» straitlaced, so absurdly 
 puritanical." 
 And she laughed melodiously. 
 " And how about the American heiress you 
 spoke of in the Park? " Mr. Lionel inquired, 
 with professional eagerness. j 
 
 " Oh, that was all chaff," Madame Ceriolo 
 answered, after an imperceptible pause, to gain 
 time for her invention. She was a good- 
 natured little swindler, after all, was Madame 
 Geriolo ; and from the way he asked it, she 
 jumped to the conclusion he wanted the in- 
 formation for no friendly purpose, so she with- 
 held it sternly. Why should she want to do 
 a bad turn to the poor little scallywag ? 
 
 So the conversation glided off upon Paul, 
 his Quixotic ideas and his moral absurdities ; 
 and before it had ended, the simple-minded 
 young cynic, like clay in the hands of the 
 easy-going but cunning adventureus, had told 
 her all about Mr. Solomons and himself, and 
 the plan for exploiting the British baronet, 
 and the confounded time an uncle always con- 
 trived to live, and the difficulty of extracting 
 blood from a stone, and the trials and troubles 
 of the genua nephew in its endeavour to per- 
 form that arduous surgical operation. To all 
 of wh..h Madame Ceriolo, feeling her way 
 with caution by tentative steps, had extended 
 a ready and sympathetic ear, and had made a 
 rapid mental note, "Bad heart, weak head, 
 good mtiterial to work upon — fool, vain, im- 
 pressionable, unscrupulous." Such men as 
 that were Madame's stock-in-trade. She bat- 
 tened on their money, sucked them d" ^ fast 
 as she could, and then left them. 
 
 Not that Madame was ever what British 
 respectabiUty in its exactest sense describes as 
 disreputable. The wise adventuress knew a 
 more exoellent way than that. Never throw 
 away the essentials of a good name. She 
 traded entirely upon promises and expecta- 
 tions. Her method was to make a man head 
 over ears in love, and (hen to delude him into 
 
 andl 
 
 sooJ 
 
THE BARONETCY IN THE BALANCE. 
 
 87 
 
 the fallaoions belief that she meant to marry 
 him. As soon as he was reduced to the flaccid 
 condition, by constant draining, she retired 
 gracefully. Some day, when she found a man 
 rich enough and endurable enough, she in- 
 tended to carry the programme of marriage 
 into execution and end her days in the odour 
 of respectability. But that was for the remote 
 future, no doubt. Meanwhile, she was con- 
 tent to take what she could get by her drain- 
 age operations, and live her own Bohemian 
 life untrammelled. 
 
 At last, most unwillingly, Mr. Lionel rose 
 and took up his hat to go. 
 
 " I may come again soon ? " he said inter- 
 rogatively. 
 
 Madame's professional amiabilitj' nev3r for- 
 sook her in similar circumstances. 
 
 " As often as jou like," she answered, 
 bmiling a benign smile upon the captured 
 victim ; " I'm always glad to see nice people 
 — except on Fridays," she added after a pause. 
 Friday was the day when Armitage most often 
 called, and she didn't wish to let her two 
 principal visitors clash unnecessarily. 
 
 At the door Mr. Lionel pressed her hand 
 with a tender squeeze. Madame Ceriolo re- 
 turned the pressure with a demure and well- 
 oalculated diminution of intensity. It doesn't 
 do to let them think they can make the run- 
 ning too fast or too easily. Draw them on by 
 degrees and they otick the longer. Mr. Lionel 
 gazed into those languid eyes of hers. Madame 
 Ceriolo dropped the lids with most maidenly 
 modesty. 
 
 "Don't mention to Mr. Gascoyne," she 
 murmured, withdrawing her hand, which 
 Lionel showed a tendency to hold too long, 
 ''that you've been here this afternoon, I beg 
 of you as a favour." 
 
 •' How curious I " her new admirer ex- 
 claimed with surprise. "Why, I was just 
 going to ask you not to say anything to nim 
 for worlds about it." 
 
 "Sympathy," Madame Ceriolo murmured. 
 • The common brain-wave. When people are 
 cast in corresponding moulds, thesa curious 
 things often happen pat, just so. Figivrez- 
 voua »i je suia sympatMque." And she took 
 his hand once more, and let it drop suddenlv ; 
 then she turned and fled, like a ghl, to tne 
 sofa, as if half ashamed of her own unwise 
 emotion. 
 
 I Mr. Lionel went down the stairs in the 
 ' eever.th heaven. At last he had foimd a 
 beautiful woman ready to admire him. She 
 saw his good points -~d appreciated him at 
 once at his full worth. Forty ? What male- 
 volent, ill-natored nonsense 1 Not a day more 
 than twenty-seven, he'd be bound on affidavit. 
 And, then, what mattered the disparity of 
 age? Such grace, such knowledge of the 
 world and Society, such noble birth, such a 
 oountess's coronet embroidered on her hand- 
 kerchief ! 
 
 " Z^bie," Madame cried from her sofa in the 
 
 comer, as that well-trained domestic answered 
 her double ring ("sonnea deux foia pour la 
 fille de chamhre ") while Lionel's footfall still 
 echoed on the stair, "if that little fool of a 
 Jew calls again you can show him 'zp straight 
 o£f at any time. Do you understand, idiot ? 
 at any time — unless Mr. Armitage is here 
 already." 
 
 CHAPTER XXVIII. 
 
 THE BARONETCY IN THE BALANCE. 
 
 ScHMER and autumn Paul worked away, very 
 mv..l: uphill at journalism in London, push- 
 ing nls road ahead slowly but surely into 
 steady occupation, and not only covering all 
 his modest expenses, but even laying by a 
 trifle at odd times towards wiping out those 
 terrible claims of Mr. Solomons'. 
 
 It was hard work and uphill work, tm- 
 deniably. No matter how good a start a man 
 may get in literature — and, thanks to in- 
 defatigable Mrs. Douglas, with her backstairs 
 instinct, Paul's start had been an unusually 
 easy one— the profession of letters must needs 
 be an arduous craft for every beginner. The 
 doors are crowded ; the apprenticeship is long, 
 toilsome, and ill-paid. Paul had to endure 
 that painful fate, common to all of us who 
 earn our bread by spinning material out of 
 our own brains for pubUc consumption, of seeing 
 manuscript after manuscript " ieclined with 
 thanks," and of labouring for hours and hours 
 together on that which, after all, proflted 
 nothing. Nevertboless, a certain proportion of 
 his work was accepted and paid for ; and that 
 
 Eroportion broU(;ht him enough to pay tor his 
 alf of the rooms he shared with his 
 uncongenial fellow-lodger, and to keep him in 
 food, clothing, and washing. It was a great 
 joy to him when he began to find hie weekly 
 receipts outbalance expenditure, and to lay by, 
 were it only a few shillings at a time, towards 
 the finiJ extinguishment of his debt to Mr. 
 Solomons. 
 
 Had it been the National Debt of England 
 that he had to wipe out, it could not have 
 seemed to him at the time much more hopeless 
 of accomplishment. But still he toiled on, 
 determined at least to do his best by it — with 
 Nea in the backgromid watching over him from 
 a distance. 
 
 Summer and autumn passed away, and at 
 Christmas, when Faith was freed once more 
 from the tyranny of the infants, and bueiness 
 was slack in London offices, he determined to 
 run down for a week or two's rest and change 
 to Hillborough. But he must pay for his board 
 and lodging, he told his mother ; he was a free 
 man now, earning his own livelihood, and he 
 must no longer be a burden to his family in 
 any way. with many remonstrances, he was 
 at last allowed to have his wish, and to con- 
 tribnte the modest sum of £ifteen shillings a 
 
 iff 
 
88 
 
 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 week, in return for hia keep, to the domestio 
 exchequer. 
 
 He had only been home one day, when 
 Faith took him for their favourite walk on the 
 Knoll, and confided to him all her most recent 
 family observations. 
 
 "Do you notice any difierence in father, 
 Paul ? " she asked a little anxiously, as they 
 walked along the springy turf of that long 
 ridge, looking down upon the wide weald on a 
 beautiful bright December morning. 
 
 Paul hesitated to answer. 
 
 " Well, Lionel Solomons said to me in the 
 summer," he replied at last, after a long pause, 
 " that he was getting shaky, and that made me 
 nervous; so I've been watching him close 
 yesterday and to-day, and, to tell you the 
 truth, Faith, he isn't quite so strong on his 
 legs as he used to be." 
 
 Faith's eyes filled with tears. To her and 
 to Paul, it was nothmg that their father's h'a 
 were weak or non-existent, and that theii' 
 father's grammar was deficient in. concords. 
 They loved him as dearly as if he had been a 
 lily-nanded baronet of many broad acres, with 
 courtly manners and an elegant drawl, but 
 possessing no final g's to his name, and hardly 
 a trace of the letter r to speak of. To say the 
 truth they loved him even much better. They 
 realised how hard he had worked all his days 
 to keep them, and how, according to his light, 
 feeble and flickering enough, he had tried to 
 do the very best for them. He had always 
 been a kind and indulgent father, and the bare 
 thought of losing him was to Faith and to 
 Paul a terrible source of coming trouble. 
 
 "nis life's so hard," Faith murmured 
 through her rising tears. "At his age he 
 oughtn't to have to be driving about all day or 
 all night in the rain and the cold. He isn't 
 strong enough for it now — I'm sure he isn't, 
 Paul — and it makes my heart bleed to see how 
 he has to go and do it." 
 
 "The fact is," Paul answered, "a man in 
 bis position ought to have a son who can fill 
 his place, and take the heaviest work at least 
 off his shoulders. If dear father 'd done what 
 he ought to have done with me, I really believe 
 he'd have brought me up to his own trade, 
 and to carry on the business now he isn't fit 
 tor it.' 
 
 Faith's womanly soul revolted at the alter- 
 native. She was proud of Paul, her clever, 
 well-educated Oxford brother, and she couldn't 
 bear to think of him, even in fancy, degraded 
 to the level of a mere common horsey hanger- 
 on of stables. 
 
 "Oh, don't say that, Paul darling 1" s\e 
 cried, half aghast. " I wish dear father had 
 somebody to help liim and take his place, now 
 he's old, of course ; but not you, Paul — not 
 
 ?ou — oh, never, never 1 Don't talk of it, even, 
 t seems such a perfect desecration." 
 " I'd come back now and help him," Paul 
 answered stubbornly. "I'd come back and help 
 him, even as it is, only I know the shook of it 
 
 would break his heart. Ho could never put up 
 with the disappointment. I can manage a horse 
 as well as anybody even now, and I wouldn't 
 mind the work one bit — I hope I'm strong- 
 minded enough not to be ashamed of my 
 father's trade— but I'm sure he himself would 
 never consent to it. He's brought me up to 
 be a gentleman as well as lie could, and ne's 
 fixed his heart on my being a credit to the 
 title, whenever the miserable thing falls in to 
 me ; and if I were to turn back on it now and 
 come home to help him, he'd feel it was a 
 come-down from all his high hopes and ideals 
 for my future, and he'd be a disappointed man 
 henceforth and for ever." 
 
 " Oh, yes ; and to think of the disgrace 
 before all the county I " Failh added with a 
 sigh. A woman must always see things 
 mainly from the social point of view. " I 
 should hate all the nasty rich people— the 
 Hamiltons and the Boyd-Galloways and all 
 that horrid lot — to go sniggering and chuckling 
 over it among themselves, as I know they 
 would, and to say, ' So that fellow Gascoyne, 
 after sending his son to Oxford and trying to 
 make a gentleman of him, has had to come 
 down from his high horse at last, and bring 
 him back to Hillboroueh in the end to look 
 after the stables 1 ' The wretched sneering 
 things ! I know the nasty ways of them ! " 
 
 "Father could never stand that," Paul 
 answered reflectively. 
 
 " No, never," Faith replied. •= Paul, don't 
 you ever even speak of it to him." 
 
 But for the three weeks of his stay at Hill- 
 borough, Paul watched his father with close 
 attention. The baronet cabman wasn't well, 
 that was clear. He complained constantly of 
 a dull pain in his side, and manifested an un- 
 wonted dislike to going out at nights when- 
 ever the sky was cold or frosty. " The wind 
 seemed to ketch him," he said, " as it'd never 
 ketched him in all his life afore, out Kent's 
 Hill way specially, where it blew 'most hard 
 enough to take a man off the box these bitter 
 evenings. He didn't want no jobs out there 
 by Kent's Hill this weather if he could 
 help it." 
 
 New Tear's week, however, was a busy 
 week ; there were parties and dances at many 
 country houses, and Sir Emery's slate, hung 
 up be^iind the door, was thick with orders. 
 Paul was busy, too, with work for editors, 
 which kept him close at his desk, writing for 
 dear life the best part of the day, for journalism 
 knows no such word as holiday. As much as 
 Su" Emery would let him, however, Paul went 
 out to the yard at odd moments to harness in 
 the horses and do small ends of work when- 
 ever the hired man was off on a job ; but that 
 wasn't often, for Sir Emery fretted and fumed 
 to see Paul so occupied, and Faith declared 
 the worry it engendered in father's mind was 
 almost worse for him, she believed, than the 
 cold and exposure. Pulled two ways, in fact, 
 by her double devotion, she conspired with 
 
 at] 
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THE BARONETCY IN THE BALANCE. 
 
 89 
 
 Paul to help her father, and then conspired 
 with her father in turn to keep Paul, their 
 own precious Paul, outside the stables at all 
 ha: M:d8. 
 
 The fourth of January was a bitter cold day. 
 So 3old a day had not been known for years 
 at Hillborough. In the morning, Mr. Solomons 
 met Sir Emery by ohance a'<i the station. 
 
 •• Why, bless my soul, Gasooyne," he cried, 
 with a start, " how ill you look, to be sure ! " 
 Then he made a mental note to himself that 
 the premium on the noble baronet's life policy 
 shotUd have been paid yesterday, and that by 
 all appearances settlement ought not to be 
 delayed longer than to-morrow. You never 
 know what a day may bring forth ; and, 
 indeed, if Mr. Solomons hadn't had an execu- 
 tion to put in that very morning at Shilling- 
 ford, he would have rushed off there and then, 
 with money in hand, to make sure of his 
 insurance at the London office. 
 
 Instead of which he laerely remarked in a 
 casual tone, as he jumpei^. into his train : 
 
 " My thermometer registered nine degrees 
 of frost last night. Take care, Gascoyne, how 
 you expose y mrself this weather." 
 
 At ten o'clock that evening, as they sat 
 round the fire, chatting family gossip in a 
 group together, Sir Emery suddenly rose and 
 looked at the clock. 
 
 " I must be going now," he said in a shuffling 
 way. " 'Arf-past ten was the hour Miss Boyd- 
 Gfdloway told me." 
 
 Faith glanced up at him sharply with a 
 pained look. 
 
 " Why, you're not going out again to-night, 
 father ? " euie exclaimed in surprise. " There's 
 nothing on the slate ; I looked myself to see 
 about it." 
 
 " Well, this 'ere was a verbal border," Sir 
 Emery answered, putting on his coat with 
 evident difficulty and some marks of pain in 
 his right side. " Miss Boyd-Galloway, she 
 met me down in the 'Igh Street this morning, 
 and she told me I wap to go- out to Kent's '111 
 to fetch her. Dinner, I expect, or olse a small 
 an' early. But I reckon it's dinner; it's 
 'most too soon to go to take up even for » 
 children's or a Cindereller." 
 
 Paul glanced at Faith, and Faith glanced at 
 Paul. Sir Emery had evidently omitted to 
 note it on the slate on purpose. A rapid 
 signalling went on between their eyes. 
 " Dare I venture ? " Paul's asked in mute 
 pantomime of Faith's, and Faith's, with a 
 droop of extreme reluctance, made answer 
 dumbly : " I suppose you must. He's too Ul 
 to go ; but oh, Paul, Paul, the disgrace and 
 humiliation of it 1 " 
 
 The young man made up his mind at once 
 and irrevocably. 
 
 " Father," he said, rising and fronting him 
 as he stood, still struggling with his coat, " sit 
 down where you are. I can't allow you to go 
 up Kent's Hill to-night. ' You're not feeling 
 well. I can see you're suffering. You're unfit 
 
 for work. You must let me go to take up 
 Miss Boyd-GtJloway instead of you." 
 
 Sir Emery burst into a sudden laugh of 
 genuine amusement. His Paul to go cab* 
 driving I It was too ridiculous. Then the 
 laugh seemed to catch him violently in the 
 side, and he subsided once more vnth a pained 
 expression of face. 
 
 " Paul, my boy," he answered, sinking back 
 into his chair to hide the twinge, " I wouldn't 
 
 let 
 
 zo— no, not for five 'undred pounds 
 
 you go 
 down. You, as is a gentleman born and bred, 
 and out there, afore the eyes of all 'Illboroagh 
 and Surrey 1 " 
 
 Faith looked at her mother with an im- 
 perious look. 
 
 "Father," she cried, seizing his arm con- 
 vulsivoly in her grasp, " you know I hate it as 
 much as you do. You know I can't bear for 
 Paul to do it. But it must be done. It's a 
 hard wrenoh, but you must let him go. I can 
 see you're ill. Dear father, you ought to have 
 told us before, and then perhaps we might 
 have managed to get some other driver." 
 
 " There ain't no other driver nor other 'oss 
 disengaged in aU 'Illborough to-night," her 
 father answered confidently, shaking his head 
 as he looked at her. 
 
 Once more Faith telegraphed with her eyes 
 to Paul, and Paill telegraphed buck to Faith. 
 
 "Father," he said, layhig his hand on the 
 old man's shoulder persuasively, " you must 
 let me go. There's no other way out of it. 
 I'll wrap myself up tight, and muffle my 
 throat, if you Uke, so that nobody '11 notice 
 me ; and in the dark, at the door, they're not 
 likely to look close. ButgoImtt«<; of that 
 I'm determined." 
 
 The father humoured him for a moment. 
 
 " Well, you can go, any way, and put in the 
 'osses," he answered reluctantly, for he hated 
 his son to do anytibing at all about the stables 
 and coachhouse. 
 
 Paul went out and put them in at once with 
 the confidence of old habituation. Then he 
 left them standing alone in the yard while he 
 ran upstairs to get his ulster and comforter. 
 
 " Wait a minute," he said, " I'll soon be 
 down." 
 
 Faith went up with him to see that aM was 
 snug and warm. 
 
 " Mind you wrap up well, Paul," she cried, 
 with her eyes diinmed sadly for the family 
 disgrace. " It's a bitter cold night. If father 
 was to go to Kent's Hill this evening, I'm sure 
 it'd very nearly be thu Jitath of him." 
 
 In two minutes more they descended the 
 stairs. At the door Faith stopped and kissed 
 him convulsively. It was a hard wrench, but 
 she knew they must do it. Then they went 
 together into the little parloiur. There thew 
 mother sat, looking very uncomfortable in her 
 easy-chair. The larger one opposite, where 
 Sir Emery usually took his ease by ni^ht, was 
 nov vacant. Faith glanced at Paul m muto 
 inquiry. 
 
 
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 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 " Where is he, mother ? " Paul gasped out 
 anziouily. 
 
 " 'B'« gone, Paul," Mrs. Gascoyne answered 
 with a sudden gulp. " The minute you was 
 oat o' the room, 'e whipped up his things, 
 
 iumped up from 'is chair, and says to me in a 
 lurry, ' Mother, I'm off,' says 'e, an' out he 
 run in 'is overcoat as he stood, scrambled up 
 on to the box, gave the 'osses the word, an' 
 afore I could as much as say ' Emery, don't,' 
 drove off up the road as 'ard as ever 'is 'ands 
 oonld drive 'em." 
 
 Faith sank into the chair with a despairing 
 look. 
 
 "It'll kill him,"8he cried sobbhig. "Oh, 
 Paul, it'll kill him 1 " 
 
 Paul did not wait or hesitate for a second. 
 
 " Where's he gone ? " he cried. " To which 
 house on the hm ? I'll run after him, catch 
 him up, and drive him back home, if only you 
 know which house he's going to." 
 
 " He never told us," Faith gasped out, as 
 white as death. " He only said he was going 
 to Kent's Hill to fetch Miss Boyd-Galloway. 
 T lere are so many big houses on the hill, and 
 BO many roads, and so many dinners just now. 
 But perhaps the likeliest is Colonel Hamilton's, 
 isn't it?" 
 
 ' Without another word Paul opened the door 
 and darted up the street. 
 ' " I'll catch him yet," he cried, as he dashed 
 rormd the corner of Plowden's Goort. "Oh, 
 mother,, mother ! you ought to have stopped 
 Urn!" 
 
 CHAPTER XXIX. 
 nr HOT FUBsurr. 
 
 Takin<> it for granted his father had driven, 
 as Faita suggested, to Oolonel Hamilton's, 
 Paul ran at full speed along the frosty high 
 road in the direction of that end of the Kent's 
 EUl hog's back. For the hill rears itself up 
 as a great mass of narrow sandstone upland, 
 extending for some three miles in a long 
 straight Une down the centre of the valley, 
 and exposed to all the four winds of heaven 
 impartially. Snow was beginning to fall now, 
 and the road under-foot rang hard as iron. 
 Paul ran on without stopping till he was out 
 of breath. Then he halted awhile by the foot 
 of the first slope, and climbed slowly on 
 towards the lower platform. 
 
 Half-way up he met a returning oab, full 
 of course, and therefore unwilling to wait and 
 be questioned. But it was no tame to stand 
 on ceremony now. Paul knew his father's 
 life was absolutely at stake. He called to it 
 to halt. The driver recognised his TOico and 
 pulled up to a walk. 
 
 "Have you passed mv father anywhere, 
 going up the hill f " Paul mqnired eagerly. 
 
 " a)w do I know ? " the man answered in .a 
 very gruff tone, ill-pleased at the interruption. 
 "I've passed a dozen or more of kobe and 
 
 kerridges goin' to fetch parties 'ere and there 
 on the 'ill ; but it's as dark as pitch, so 'oo's 
 to know by magic 'co druv them ? " And 
 whistling toliimself a dissatisfied whistle, he 
 whipped up again and drove on, leaving Paul 
 no wiser. 
 
 It's a very long way from Hillborough to 
 Kent's Hill, five miles at least by the 
 shortest road; and long before Pam had 
 reached the top his hcvt oegan to sink within 
 him as he saw how impossible it was for him 
 to ovei>take his father. Nevertheless, he per- 
 sisted, out of pure stubboi'n doggedness and 
 perseverance; he would rjo at least to the 
 house and let him know he was there. And, 
 if possible, he would persuade him to remain 
 under shelter at some neighbouring cottage till 
 the next morning. 
 
 But, oht the long, weary way up those 
 frozen hills, all in the dark, with the snow 
 falling fast ir the road, and the bitter cold 
 wind heating hard all the time against his face 
 as he fronted it. It was cold for Paul even as 
 he walked and faced it — cold, in spite of the 
 exertion of mounting. How :!jifinitely colder, 
 then, it must ba for his father, sitting still on 
 the box, with that dull fcAn growing deeper 
 every minute in his side, fi^nu the chill wind 
 whistling roimd the corners oi the carriage ! 
 
 On, and on, and on, through the soft snow 
 he trudged, with his heart sinking lower at 
 every step, and his feet and hands growing 
 colder and colder. Of all the hills in England 
 Kent's Hill is the most intermina'ole. Time 
 after time you think you are at the top, and 
 time after time, just as you reach the apparent 
 summit, you see yet another slope opening out 
 with delusive finality in front of you. But at 
 last Paul reached the end of those five long 
 miles and those nine hundred feet of sheer 
 ascent, and turned with wearied and aching 
 limbs under the gateway of Colonel Hamil- 
 ton's garden. At the door he saw at once he 
 had come in vain. There was certainly no 
 party at the Colonel's to-night. Not a' carriage 
 at the door ; not a sign of life. It was close 
 on eleven now, but emboldened by necessity, 
 he rang the bell. After some minutes his ring 
 was answered by a supercilious footman in 
 incomplete costume. 
 
 "I'm sorry to trouble you," Paul gasped, 
 " but can you tell me, please, whereabouts on . 
 the Hill there's a party to-night ? " 
 
 The supercilious footman eyed him aska&ee 
 with profound astonishment. 
 
 " Young man," he said severely, " do you 
 mean to say you've rung me up this time of 
 night from my own bedroom, for nothink else 
 but just to ask me where there's a party on 
 the 'ill ? There's parties on the 'ill everywhere 
 this evemng." And without waiting for Paul 
 to explain nimself farther he dammed the 
 door in his face with onoompromising rude- 
 ness. 
 
 Paul turned from the porch, too much dis- 
 trMsed on his father's aeooont even to notice 
 
IN HOT PURSUIT. 
 
 91 
 
 tho personal insult, and made his way through 
 the snow, along uncertain paths, to the very 
 top of the ridge, where he could see on either 
 hand over the whole surrounding country, and 
 just at what house the lights burned brightest. 
 Lady Mary Webster's seemed most thronged 
 of nny, and Miss Boyd-Qalloway was intimate 
 with Lady Mary. So thither Paul plodded 
 along by the top of the ridge, descending 
 through the grounds, reckless of fences or 
 proprietary rights, till he stood In front of the 
 crowded carriage-drive. Coachmen were there, 
 half a dozen or more, walking up and down 
 in the snow and beating their chests with their 
 arms to keep themselvess warm, while their 
 weaipr horses stood patientlv by, the snow 
 melting as it fell on their flanks and faces. 
 
 It was no night for any man to keep another 
 waiting. 
 
 " 'Ere'fl Gasoojsme's son I " one of the cab- 
 men cried, as he came up, for they were 
 mostly cabmen, nobody caring to risk their own 
 horses' lives abroad in such slippery weather ; 
 since rich men, indeed, take more heed of 
 horseflesh than their fellow-Christians. 
 
 " "Why, what do you want, Mr. Paul ? " 
 another of them asked, half touching his hat in 
 a kind of undecided salute to the half-made 
 gentleman ; for they all imew that Gasooyne's 
 son had been to Oxford College, and would 
 develop in time into a real recognised baronet, 
 Mdth his name in the peerage. 
 
 " Is my father here, or has he beon here ? " 
 Paul cried out breathless. " He went out 
 to-night when he wasn't fit to go, and I've 
 come up to see if he's got here safe, or if I 
 could do anything in any way to help him." 
 
 The first speaker shook his head with a very 
 decided negative. 
 
 " No, 'e ain't been 'ere," he answered. " 'E 
 'aven't no job. Leastways, none of us ain't 
 a-seen 'ira anywhere." 
 
 A terrible idea flashed across Paul's mind. 
 Could his father have started and failed on the 
 way? Too agitated to care what might 
 happen to himself again, he rang the bell, and 
 asked the servant boldly, " Is Miss Boyd-Gallo- 
 way here ? or has she been here this evening ? " 
 
 " No, sir," the servant answered ; he was a 
 stianger in the land, and judged Paul rightly 
 by his appearance and accent. " Miss Boyd- 
 Galloway's not been here at all. I don't 
 thinkt in fact, my lady expected her." 
 
 •' Will you go in and ask if anybody knows 
 where Miss Goyd-Galloway's spending the 
 evening ? " Paul cried, in his agony. " Tell 
 them it's to matter of life and death. I want 
 to know where to find Miss Boyd-Galloway." 
 
 In a few minutes more the servant returned, 
 bringing along with him young Mr. Webster, 
 the son of the house, in person. "Oh, it's 
 you, is it, Qa80O3me ? " the young man said, 
 eyeing him somewhat astonished. "Why, 
 what on earth do you want with Miss Boyd- 
 Galloway this evenmg? " 
 
 "My father's gone to f«toh her," Paul 
 
 gasped out, in despair ; " he's very ill to-night, 
 and oughtn't to have ventured out, and I've 
 come to see whether I can oveitake him." 
 
 Young Mr. Webster was kind-hearted in his 
 way. "I'm sorry for that," he said, good- 
 naturedly; "but I'm glad it's nothing the 
 matter with Miss Boyd- Galloway herself, any- 
 how. Ladv Mary was in quite a state of mind 
 just now when she got your message. I must 
 run in at once and reassure her. But won't 
 you step inside and have a glass of wine before 
 you go ofif yourself? You don't look well, 
 and it's a freezing cold night. Here, Boberts, 
 a glass of wine for Mr. Gasooyne in the hall. 
 Now, will you ? " 
 
 " I won't take any wine, thanks," Paul 
 answered, hurriedly, declining the proffered 
 hospitality on more grounds than one. " But 
 you haven't told me if you know where Miss 
 Boyd-Galloway's spendmg the evening. I 
 muat find out, to go to my father." He spoke 
 so anxiously that there was no mistakhig the 
 serious importance of bis errand. 
 
 " Oh, I'U go and inquhre," young Webster 
 answered, carelessly ; and he went baoK at 
 once with his lounging step to the bright warm 
 drawing-room. 
 
 "Who is it?" Lady Mary exclaimed, 
 coming forward, eagerly. "Don't tell me 
 anything dreadful has happened to dear 
 Isabell" .( 
 
 "Oh, it's nothhig at all," ycung Webster 
 answered, laughing outright at her fears. 
 " It's only that young Gascoyne from Hill- 
 borough wants to know at once where Isabel's 
 dining." 
 
 " That young Gascoyne 1 " Lady Mary cried, 
 aghast. " Not the young man they sent up to 
 Oxford, I hope I Why, what on earth can he 
 want, my dear Bertie, with Isabel ? " 
 
 "He doesn't want Isabel," the young man 
 tmswered, with an amused smile. " It seems 
 his father's gone somewhere to fetch her, and 
 he thinks the old man's too ill to be out, and 
 he's come up on foot all the way to look after 
 him." 
 
 " Very proper of him to help his father, of 
 course," Lady Mary assented, with a stiff 
 acquiescence, perceiving in this act a due 
 appreciation of the duty of the poor to their 
 parents, as set forth in the Church Catechism ; 
 " but he ought surely to know better than to 
 come and disturb us about such a subject. Be 
 might have rung and inqui red of Boberts." 
 
 " So be did," her son answered, with 
 masculine common-sense. "But Boberts 
 couldn't tell him, so he very naturally asked 
 for me ; and the simple question now is this— 
 Where's Isabel ? " 
 
 " She's dining at the Dean's," Lady Mary 
 replied, coldly ; "but don't you go and tell 
 him so yourself for worlds, Bertit. Lot 
 Boberts take out the message to the young 
 person." For Lady Mary was a stickler in 
 her way for the due subordination of Uio 
 classes of Society. 
 
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92 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 Before the words were well out of her lady- 
 ship's mouth, however, her son had made his 
 way into the hall once more, unheeding the 
 prohibition, and conveyed to Paul the informa- 
 tion he wanted as to Miss Boyd-Galloway's 
 present whereabouts. 
 
 The message left Paul more hopelessly out 
 of his bearings than ever. The fact was, he 
 had come the wrong way. The Dean's was at 
 the exact opposite end of Kent's Hill, three 
 mUes from the Websters' as the crow flies, by 
 a trackless route among gorse and heather. 
 There was no chance now left of overtaking 
 his father before he drove from the house. All 
 Paul could possibly do was to follow in his 
 uteps and hear what tidings he could of him 
 from those who had seen him. 
 
 Away he trudged with trembling feet, along 
 the crest of the ridge, stumbUng from time to 
 time over bushes htjf hidden by the newly- 
 fallen snow, and with the keen air cutting 
 against his face like a knife as he breasted it. 
 It was kideed an awful night — awful even 
 down in the snug valley at Hillborough, but 
 almost Arctic in the intensity of its bitter cold 
 on those bleak, wind-swept uplands. They 
 say Kent's Hill is the chilliest spot in winter 
 in all Southern England ; as Paul pushed his 
 way across the long bare summit that January 
 evening, he trembled in his heart for the effect 
 apon hia fa^er. It was slow work indeed to 
 cover the three miles that lay between him and 
 the Dean's, even disregardfnl as he was of the 
 frequent notice-boards which threatened the 
 utmost rigour of the law with churlish plain- 
 ness of speech to inoffensive trespassers. More 
 than once he missed his way in the blinding 
 snow, and found himself face to face with the 
 steeply-soarped southern bank, or with some 
 wall or hedge on the slope to northward. But 
 at last, pushing on in spite of all difficulties, he 
 reached the garden at the Dean's, and stood 
 aloiie within the snow -covered gateway. 
 There, all was still onm more; the party 
 had melted away, for it was now nearly mid- 
 night. But a light still burned feebly in one 
 of the upper rooms. In his eagerness and 
 anxietv Paul could not brook delay; he ven- 
 tured nere agam to rmg the bell. A servant 
 put out his head slowly and inquiringly from 
 the half-opened window. 
 
 " Was Miss Boyd-Galloway dining here to- 
 night ? " Paul asked, with a sinking heart, of 
 the sleepy servant. 
 
 " Yes,*' the man. answered ; " but she's gone 
 half an hour ago." 
 
 "Who drove her home, or did she drive 
 home at all ? " Paul inquired once more. 
 
 " How should I know ? " the servant replied, 
 withdrawing his head testily. " Do you think 
 I take down their numbers as they pass, like 
 the bobby a^-' the station? She ain't here, 
 that's all. Ask me another one." 
 
 And he slammed the casement, leavLig 
 Paul alone on the snow - covered gravel- 
 walk. 
 
 CHAPTER XXX. 
 
 AT THE CALL OF ODTY. 
 
 Meanwhile, Sir Emery Gasooyne, Baronet, 
 had been faithfully carrying out the duties of 
 his station. He had promised to go and fetch 
 Miss Boyd-Galloway at the Dean's, and coma 
 snow or rain or bail or frost, with perfect 
 fidelity he had gone to fetch her. 
 
 His fatherly pride would never have allowed 
 him to let Paul — his gentleman son— take his 
 place on the box even for a single evening. 
 Better by far meet his fate than that. To die 
 was a thousand times easier than disgrace. 
 So, as soon as Paul was out of sight upstairs, 
 he had risen from his seat, seized his whip 
 from the rack, and, in spite of that catching 
 pain deep down in his side, driven off hastily 
 before Paul could intercept him. 
 
 The drive to the Hill — by the west road to 
 the further end, while Paul had foUowed by 
 the shorier and steeper eastern route — was a 
 bitter cold one: and the horses, though 
 roughed that day, had stumbled many times 
 on the frozen slopes, having ntern work indeed 
 to drag the heavy cab up that endless zigzag. 
 As Sir Emery drove, the pain in his side grew 
 duller and deeper : and though he was too un- 
 skilled in diagnosis to know it for pleurisy, as 
 it really was, he felt himself it was blowing 
 up hard for a serious illness. But, accustomed 
 as he had long been to exposure in all weathers, 
 he made light of the discomfort, and drove 
 bravely along to the Dean's doorway. 
 
 It was half-past ten by Sir Emery's watch — 
 the necessary business silver watch of the 
 country cabman — when he reached the house ; 
 but though he sent in word that he was there 
 and ready, his fare was in no great hurry, as 
 it seemed, to present herself. 
 
 " Miss Boyd-Galloway's carriage," the foot- 
 man announced; but Miss Boyd-Galloway, 
 immersed in her game of whist, only nodded 
 in reply, and went on playing out the end of 
 the rubber in dignified silence. She was a 
 lady who loved the rigour of the game. It 
 was comfortably warm in that snug country- 
 house ; and who thinks of the cabman outside 
 in the cold the^e ? 
 
 The other coachmen walked up and down, 
 and slapped their cl' ^ts, and exhorted their 
 horses. But Su: Emery sat motionless and 
 chilled on the box, not daring to dismount, 
 lest when once down he should be unable to 
 get up agam. The butler, a good-natured soul 
 who had known him for years, offered him a 
 glass of whisky-and-water to keep him warm. 
 But Sur Emery shook his head in dissent : it 
 would only make him colder if he had to sit 
 long on the box in the snow there. 
 
 " Gascoyne's off his feed," another cabman 
 remarked, with a cheerful nod ; and the rest 
 laughed. 
 
 But Sir Emer^ didn't laugh. He sat stark 
 and stiff, breatmng every moment with in- 
 creasing difficulty, on his seat by the porch, 
 under shelter of the yew-tree. 
 
AT THE CALL OF DUTY. 
 
 93 
 
 For half an hour or more he waited in the 
 cold. One after another, the guests dropped 
 out and drove away piece-meal ; but not Miss 
 Boyd-Qalloway. He trembled and shivered 
 and grew numb within. Yet wait he must ; 
 there was absolutely no help for it. Colder 
 and colder he grew, till he seemed all ice. His 
 father's heart was broken within him. More 
 than once in his miserable faintness he half 
 wished to himself he had allowed Paul, after 
 all, just this one night to relieve him. 
 
 At last the door opened for the tenth time, 
 and " Miss Boyd-Galloway's carriage " was 
 duly summoned. 
 
 There was a moment's pause. Sir Emery 
 was almost too numbed to move. Then slowly, 
 with an eiTort, he turned his horses, and, 
 wheeling round in a circle, brought them up 
 to the doorway. 
 
 ** What do you mean by keeping us waiting 
 here in the cold like this?" Miss Boyd- 
 Galloway asked in a sharp, rasping voice. 
 Bhe was a sour-looking lady of a certain age, 
 and losing the rubber never improved her 
 temper. 
 
 Sir Emery answered nothing. Ho was too 
 well accustomed to the ways of the trade even 
 to reflect to himself in his own silent soul that 
 Miss Boyd-Galloway had kept him waiting in 
 the cold — and in far worse cold — for consider- 
 ably more than half an hour. 
 
 The footman stood forward and opened the 
 door. Miss Boyd-Galloway and her friend, 
 wrapped in endless rugs over their square-cut 
 dresses, stepped inside and seated themselves. 
 
 " Home I " Miss Boyd-Galloway called out 
 with an authoritative voice. There was 
 another pause. Miss Boyd-Galloway put out 
 her head to see the reason. " Home, I said, 
 Gascoyne," she repeated angrily. " Didn't 
 you hear me speak? Why, what are you 
 waiting for?" 
 
 Sur Emery raised his whip with an evident 
 effort. 
 
 " I'm a-goin', miss," he answered, and his 
 voice was thick. " But it's a main cold night, 
 and the road's 'eavy, and the 'osses is tired." 
 
 " Good gracious, what impertinence ! " Miss 
 Boyd-Galloway observed, withdrawing her 
 head and shivering audibly. " It's my oelief, 
 Louisa, that man's been drinking." 
 
 " He certainly didn't seem able to move on 
 the box," her companion retorted ; " I noticed 
 his manner." 
 
 " Oh, he's drunk," Miss Boyd-Galloway 
 answered, with prompt decisiveness. " Dead 
 drunk, I'm certain. Just see how he's 
 driving. He hasn't even got sense enough 
 left to guide his horses, and it runs in the 
 blood, you know ; they're a precious bad lot 
 all through, these Gasooynes I To think that 
 a man should have oome down to this, whose 
 ancestors were gentlemen born and bred and 
 real Welsh baronets 1 A common cab-driver, 
 and drunk at that ! And the daughter's just 
 as bad — that horrid girl at the National School 
 
 at Hillborough. A proud, discontented, im< 
 pertinent hussy 1 Why, she won't even say 
 ' miss ' to my face when she speaks to me." 
 
 " Phew, what a jolt 1 " the other lady ex- 
 claimed, seizing Miss Boyd-Galloway's arm as 
 the cab tipped up over a rut in the roadway. 
 
 " Drunk t quite drunk I " Miss Boyd-Gallo- 
 may repeated with a meditative air, now con* 
 firmed in her opinion. " I only hope to 
 goodness he won't upset us in the snow — it's 
 awfully drifted — anywhere here by the 
 roadside." 
 
 And, indeed, to do the fare full justice, there 
 seemed good reason that particular evening to 
 blame Sir Emery Gascoyne's driving. As a 
 rule, the baronet was a careful and cautious 
 whip, little given to wild or reckless ooaohman- 
 sbip, and inclined to be sparing, both by in- 
 clination and policy, of his valuable horsenesh. 
 But to-night he seemed to let the horses 
 wander at their own sweet will, from side to 
 side, hardly guiding them at all through the 
 snow and the crossings. At times they 
 swerved dangerously close to the off-hedge ; 
 at others they almost neared the edge of the 
 slope that led down the zig-zag. 
 
 " We shall never get out of this alive," Miss 
 Boyd-Galloway rem.arked, leaning back philo- 
 sophically ; " but if we do, Louisa, I shall 
 certainly get Gascoyne's license taken away, 
 or have him well fined at Uncle Edward's 
 petty sessions for reckless driving." 
 
 At the corner by the larches the horses 
 turned sLaip into the main road. They turned 
 80 abruptly that they almost upset the cab and 
 its precious freight. Miss Boyd-Galloway's 
 patient soul could stand it no longer. In spite 
 of the cold air and the driving snow, she 
 opened the window wide, pushed out her 
 woollen-enveloped head, and expostulated 
 vigorously: "If you don't take more care, 
 Gascoyne, I shall have you fined. You're en- 
 dangering our lives. You've been drinking, 
 I'm Biure. Pull yourself together, man, and 
 drive carefully now, or else we'll get out and 
 walk, and then report you." 
 
 Sir Emery essayed an inarticulate answer. 
 But his breath was feeble, and the words 
 stuck in his throat. Miss Boyd-Galloway 
 withdrew her indignant head more angry 
 than ever. 
 
 "He's absolutely ntupid and dumb with 
 drink," she said, musing with positive pleasure 
 over the cabman's delinquenciea. " He can't 
 get out a word. He's too drunk to sit straight. 
 It'll be a mercy if we all get back alive. But 
 I'm moriClly confident we won't, so make up 
 your mind for the worst, Louisa." 
 
 Near the entrance to the town, Miss Boyd- 
 Galloway didn't notice through the dimmed 
 window-panes that their coachman was taking 
 them in the wrong direction. Or, rather, to 
 speak more accurately, the horses, now left to 
 their own devices, were rettumlng at their own 
 pace to their familiar stable. 
 They plodded along slowly, slowly now, for 
 
94 
 
 THE SCALLYWAO. 
 
 the snow on tha ^und grew ever deeper and 
 deeper. Their gait waa reduced to a shambling 
 walk, with oooasional interludes of stumbling 
 and slipping. Miss Bovd-Oalloway's wrath 
 waxed deep and still. Sne didn't remonstrate 
 any longer; she felt sure in her own heart 
 Gasooyne had got beyond all that long since : 
 ■he meditated "fourteen days without the 
 option of a fine " as the very slightest punish- 
 ment Unole Edward could m reason award 
 him. 
 
 Finally, and suddenly, a jerk, a halt. They 
 turned unexpectedly down a narrow side- 
 entrance. Miss Boyd-Galloway was aware of 
 a oourtlike shadow. Houses rose sheer around 
 her on every side. Surely, surely, this was 
 not the Priory, not the paternal mansion! 
 Miss Boyd-GiJloway put out her head and 
 looked about her cnce more. 
 
 " Oh, Louisa, Louisa, what on earth are we 
 to do ? " she cried in impotent despair. " The 
 nan's so dnmk that, instead of taking us 
 home, he's allowed the horses to como back to 
 their own stables I " 
 
 "I shall get. out this minute and walkl" 
 her friend ejaculated sleepily. 
 
 They got out and stood by the side of the cab. 
 
 "Now, Gasooyne," Miss Boyd-Galloway 
 began in a very shrill tone, " this is really too 
 bad. You're asleep on the box, sir. Wake 
 up, I say ; wake up now, will you ? " 
 
 But Sir Emery sat stiff and stark in his 
 place, and never needed even the admonition 
 of Miss Boyd-GaL'oway's stout umbrella poked 
 hard against his side in practical remonstrance. 
 
 Ab (hey stood there, wondering,^ the back 
 door of the house was flung open wide, and 
 Faith Gascoyne, with her head imcovered, 
 rushed hastily out into the dark, cold court- 
 yard. She took no notice of the two ladies 
 who stood there, shivering, in their wraps and 
 shawls, on the snow-clad stones, bat darted 
 wildlv forward towards the figure on the box. 
 
 " Father, father I " she cried in an agonized 
 voice, "are you all right, darling ? " 
 
 "No, he's not Ol right,' '^ Miss Boyd- 
 G^oway answered testily, retreating towards 
 the paasage. " lie's anything but ridbt, and 
 you onght to be ashamed of him. He's us 
 drank ae an owl, and he's brought us back 
 here to hia own place, instead of taking us 
 home as he ought to the Priorv." 
 
 Bat Faith paid little heed to the lady's 
 words. She was far too agitated and 
 frightened for that. She flung 'her arms 
 wildly round that stiff, stark figure, and kissed 
 its month over and over again witii a terrible 
 foreboding. Sir Emery sat there tmheeding 
 still. Then Faith started back aghast, with a 
 sudden flash of discovery, and held up her 
 hands in an agony of horror and alarm to 
 heaven. A fierce cry burst inarticulately &om 
 her quivering lips. 
 
 " He's dead I " she sobbed out in her agp'jy. 
 " He's dead I Oh, father, father I " 
 
 And so he was. He had died in harness. 
 " Acute pleurisy, aggravated by exposure," the 
 doctor oidled it in his official statement next 
 day. But for the present, all Faith knew and 
 felt was that her father was gone, and that 
 she stood there that moment alone in her 
 bereavement. 
 
 In time, as she stood there, helpless and un- 
 nerved, a neighbour or two came out and 
 carried him in. He was quite, quite dead : 
 almost as stiff and cold as stone with the frost 
 already. Thev laid him down tenderly on the 
 horso-hair sofa in the little parlour. Sir 
 x^mery Gascoyne, Baronet, had met his death 
 well, performing his duty. 
 
 And Miss Boyd-Galloway in the yard with- 
 out, staring hard at her friend and wringing 
 her hands, remarked more than once in a 
 hushed voice, " This is very awkward indeed, 
 Louisa ! How on earth are we to get home 
 without any carriage, I wonder? I really 
 believe we shall have to tramp it t " 
 
 CHAPTER XXXI. 
 
 " LE ROI EST MOUT : VTVB LB ROI 1 " 
 
 With a heavy heart and with vague forebod- 
 ings of evil, Paul tramped wearily nome along 
 the frozen roadway. As he near Plowden's 
 Court, at the end of that slow and painful 
 march, he saw for himself there were lights in 
 the windows, and signs within of great bustle 
 and commotion. 
 
 Cold as it was and late at night, the news 
 had already spread over the neighbourhood 
 that " Gascoyne was gone," and more than one 
 sympathising friend had risen from bed and 
 ^oj^ied in to comfort Faith and her mother in 
 their great sorrow. The working classes and 
 the smaller tradesfolk are prompter and 
 franker in their expressions of sympathy with 
 one another than those whom in our self- 
 satisfied way we call their betters. They come 
 to help in the day of trouble, where servants 
 and dependents are not ready at call to do the 
 mere necessary physical work entailed on every 
 house by moments of bereavement. 
 
 At the door Mr. Solomons was waiting to 
 receive the poor weary young man. He 
 raised his hat respectfully as Paul straggled 
 in. " Good-evening, Sur Paul," he said, with 
 marked courtesy. And that unwonted salute 
 was the first intimation Paul received of his 
 sudden and terrible loss that awful evening. 
 
 " No, no, Mr. Solomons," he cried, grasping 
 the old man's hand with the fervid warmth 
 which rises up spontaneous within us all at 
 moments of deep emotion. " Not that ! not 
 that I Don't teU me sot don't tell me so! 
 Not that! He isn't dead! Not dead! Oh, 
 no, not dead 1 Don't say so I " 
 
 Mr. Solomons shook his head gravely. 
 "Doctor's been here and found him quite 
 dead," he answered, with solemn calmness. 
 "He drove Miss Boyd-GalloT/ay back toxxx 
 
*»LE ROI EST MORT: VIVE LE ROI ! 
 
 95 
 
 harness. 
 
 re," the 
 
 lent next 
 
 knew and 
 
 I and that 
 
 |e in her 
 
 Is and un- 
 lout and 
 he dead: 
 J the frost 
 |ly on the 
 hr. Sir 
 Ills death 
 
 d with- 
 wringbg 
 ce in a 
 
 indeed, 
 ^et home 
 I really 
 
 the Dean's through the snow and wind till he 
 froze on the box. He was too ill to go, and he 
 died at hla post, like a Oasooyne ought to do." 
 Paul flung himself back on a chair and burst 
 at onoe into a wild flood of tears. His heart 
 was full. He didn't dare to ask for Faith or 
 his mother. Yet, even in that first full flush 
 of a great sorrow, strange to say, he was dimly 
 consoious within himself of that indefinable 
 self-satistaotion which so buoys us up for the 
 moment under similar oiroumstances. He felt 
 it would always be a comfort to him to re- 
 member that he had done his very best to avert 
 that terrible incident, had done his very best 
 to take his father's place that night, and to 
 follow in his footsteps on his last tki journey. 
 Mr. Solomons moved slowly to the foot of 
 the stairs. " Sir Paul has returned," he called 
 softly to Faith in the room above, where she 
 sat and sobbed beside her dead father. 
 
 And, indeed, from that time forth M.*. 
 Solomons seldom forgot to give the no.v 
 baronet the full benefit of his title whenever 
 he spoke to him, and to exact the rigorous use 
 of it from all and sundry. It was part of his 
 claims on Paul, in fact, that Paul should accept 
 the heavy burden of the baronetcy. Meaning 
 to float him in the social and financial sense, 
 Mr. Solorions appreciated the immense im- 
 portance of starting Sir Paul as Sir Paul 
 Oasooyne, Baronet, from the very beginning. 
 It must be understood at the outset that thie 
 was a genuine titled Gascoyne, and no shadow 
 of a doubt or an incognito of any sort must 
 hang over the fact or the nature of the evi- 
 dence. It was all very well for Sir Emery to 
 hide his light under a bushel in a country 
 town; but Sir Paul, as exhibited by his 
 financial adviser, mv. ;t be carefully pro- 
 claimed from tho housetops in the city of 
 Westminster. 
 
 In his own interests Mr. Solomons wan 
 determined that everybody should recognise 
 his protigi as a man of fashion. 
 
 Faith came down and threw herself uito her 
 brother's arms. " You did your beot, Paul," 
 she cried, faltering ; " I know it, I know it 1 " 
 The tears stood dim in Mr. Solomons* eyes. 
 He could stand an execution for debt with 
 stoical stolidity, but he could not stand this. 
 He took out his pocket-handkerchief and 
 retired into the stairway, leaving brother and 
 sister to their own silent sympathy. 
 
 Slowly and gradually it came home to each 
 of them how great a change that night had 
 wrought in their joint existences. The old life 
 at Hillborough would now be broken up for 
 them both altogether. Itew ways and fields 
 lay open before them. 
 
 The next few days, indeed, were of course 
 taken np by the needful preparations for Sir 
 Emery's funeral. It was a new sensation for 
 Paul to find himself the head of the family, 
 with his mriJber and sister dependent upon 
 him for 'id and advice, and compelled to 
 decide oil questions as they arose upon his 
 
 own responsibility. Mr. Solomons, however, 
 who had his good side, though he kept it often 
 most studiously in the background, was kind- 
 ness itself to Paul in this sudden emergency. 
 To say the truth, he liked the young man ; 
 and, with his ingrained Jewish respect for 
 rank, he was proud of being able to patronise 
 a real British baronet. He had patronised Sir 
 Emery already, to be sure; but, then, Sir 
 F.raery had never been born in the purple. He 
 was nt best but a country cabman who had 
 unexpectedly inherited a barren baronetcy. It 
 was otherwise with Paul. Mr. Solomons was 
 determined that, as his voung friend had had 
 an Oxford education, so he should be received 
 everywhere from the very beginning in his 
 own proper place in English Sooiotjy. The 
 fact was, Mr. Solomons' relations with Paul 
 had made him feel, at last, a certain parental 
 Interest in his yoimg debtor's position and 
 prospects. Regarding him at first merely in 
 the light of a precarious investment, to be 
 diligently exploited for Mr. Lionel's ultimate 
 benefit, he had come in the end to regard him 
 with some personal liking and fondness, as a 
 pupil with whose progress in life he might be 
 fairly satisfiod. So he came out well on this 
 occasion— so well, indeetl, that for several days 
 after the sad event he never mentionecf to 
 Paul the disagreeable fact about his having 
 neglected to pay Sir Emery's life-preminm on 
 the very day of that fatal engagement. 
 
 The neglect left Paul still more heavily 
 indebted than ho might otherwise have been. 
 But as he had voluntarily assumed all respon- 
 sibility for the debt himself, he had ^really 
 nothing on this ground to complain of. 
 
 The funeral was fixed for Wednesday, the 
 tenth. On Tuesday afternoon, as Paul sp.c 
 alone in the little front parlour with the spotted 
 dog on the mantelpiece — that spotted dog of 
 his father's that Faith had so longed for years 
 to remove, and that ihe wouldn't now have 
 removed from its fe miliar place for untold 
 thousands — he heaid a well-known sturdy 
 voice inquire of the stable-boy who lounged 
 about the door, *' Is this Sir Paul Gasooyne s ? 
 Does he happen to be in ? Will you give him 
 my card, then ? " 
 
 With no shadow of shame or compunction 
 on his face, Paul flung open the door and wel- 
 comed his old college friend into that dingy 
 little sitting-room. 
 
 "Why, Thistleton," he cried, "this is so 
 kind, so good of you I You're the only one of 
 all my Oxford acquaintances who's come to see 
 me, silthough, of course, 1 didn't expect them. 
 But you were in Yorkshire last week and meant 
 to stay there. What on earth's brought you 
 down to this part of England so snddenly ? " 
 
 The blonde young man's face on receiving 
 this question was a study to behold. It would 
 have made the fortune of a rising dramatic 
 artist. He changed his hat in his hand 
 awkwardly as he answered with a distinctly 
 shame-faced air : 
 
96 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 " I thought— M ft mark of ronpoct for tlio 
 family — I — I ought to bo prcBont at Sir 
 Emery'B funeral. And, indeed, my father 
 and mother thought that, in view of existing 
 and future ciroumstances, I couldn't possibly 
 absent myself." 
 
 Faul failed to grasp the prociio reason for 
 this interposition on the part of tiie senior 
 Thistletons in so strictly private and personal 
 an affair as his other's funeral ; for as yot he 
 had no idea of the state of relations between 
 Faith and his friend, but he confined himself 
 for the moment to asking in some surprise, 
 " Why, how did you hear at all about my poor 
 father?" 
 
 The blonde young man hesitated oven more 
 remarkably and distinctly than before. Then 
 he blurted out the truth with that simple- 
 hearted di. ^ctness of speech which was natural 
 to him: " ^aith wrote and told me," he 
 answered in i is straightforwardness. 
 
 It struck I'aul as odd, even in that time of 
 trouble, that Thistleton should speak of his 
 sister as " Faith " and not as " Miss Oas- 
 coyne," as he had always been accustomed 
 to do at Oxford; but he set it down to the 
 privilege of intimacy with the family, and to 
 tho greater frankness of tongue which we all 
 of us use when death breclkB down for a 
 moment the conventions and barriers of our 
 artificial intercourse. Still, it certainly did 
 strike him as odd that Faith should have 
 found time at such a moment to write of their 
 loss to a mere casual acquaintance. 
 
 Thistleton rightly interpreted the puzzled 
 look upon Paul's face, and wont on sheepishly, 
 though with charming frankness: "I hadn't 
 heard for several days, much longer than 
 usual, indeed, so I telegraphed night before 
 last to ask the reason." 
 
 Then a light burst in all at once upon Paul's 
 mind ; he saw it all, and was glad, but he fore- 
 bore to speak of it under existing oiroum- 
 stances. 
 
 "Might I see Faith?" the blonde young 
 man inquired timidly. 
 
 " I'll ask her," Paul answered, moving slowly 
 up the stairs to tho room where his sister sat 
 alone in her grief with their mother. 
 
 But Faith only shook her head very de- 
 cidedly. " Not now, Paul," she said ; " it was 
 kind of him to come, but tell him I can't see 
 him — till, till after to-morrow." 
 
 •• Perhaps he won't stay," Paul put in, with- 
 out attaching much importance himself to the 
 remark. 
 
 " Oh yes 1 " Faith answered with simple 
 confidence. " Now he's once come he'll stop, 
 of course — at least, until he's seen me." 
 
 Paul went back to his friend in the dull 
 little parlour. To his immense surprise, 
 Thistleton, after receiving the message with a 
 frank, satisfied nod, began at once talking 
 about the family plans with an interest that 
 really astoniBbed him. Paul had always liked 
 the blonde young man, and he knew the blonde 
 
 ,>aung man liked him. But he was hardlv 
 prepared for so much panional sympathy In all 
 their arrangements au Thistleton manifested. 
 Tho blonde young man was most anxious to 
 know whore Paul would live and what ho 
 would do; whetlicr or not he would at once 
 assume his title ; what would become of his 
 mother and Faith ; and whether the family 
 hoadiiuartors wero lilioly under those new 
 circumntances to be shifted from Hillborough, 
 say, in tho direction of London. 
 
 All these questions took Paul very much at 
 a disadvantage. Absorbed only in theh* own 
 immediate and personal loss, he had found no 
 time as yet to think or arrange in any way 
 about the future. All he could say was that 
 he would consider these things at some later 
 time, but that for the moment their plans were 
 wholly undecided. 
 
 Thistleton sat still and gazed blankly into 
 l'.:o fire. 
 
 " I shall have to talk it all over with Faith, 
 you know," he said quietly at last. " I see 
 many reasons for taking things promptly in 
 hand at the moment of the crisis." 
 
 " I'm afraid Faith won't be able to talk 
 things over calmly for some weeks at least," 
 Paul answered with deepening wonderment. 
 " This sudden blow, of course, has quite 
 unnerved us. It was so instantaneous, so 
 terrible, so unexpected." 
 
 " Oh, I'm in no hurry," Thistleton replied, 
 still gazing straight ahead into the embers of 
 the fire. " Now I'm here, I may as well stop 
 here for the next few weeks or so. They've 
 given me a very comfortable room at the 
 ' Bed Lion.' And one thing's clear, now your 
 father's gone, Gascoyno, you've enough to do 
 with those Claims alone ; your sister mustn't 
 be allowed to be a further burden npon you." 
 
 Paul flushed fiery hot at that way of putting 
 it. He saw now quite clearly what Thistleton 
 was driving at, though he didn't know, of 
 course, what measure of encouragement Faith 
 might already have accorded her wealthy 
 suitor. Oh, those hateful, hateful Claims of 
 Mr. Solomons' I If it hadn't been for those, 
 he might have answered proudly, " I will take 
 care myself of my sister's future." But how 
 could he now — he who was mortgaged, twenty - 
 years deep, for all his possible earnings to that 
 close-fisted taskmaster ? The very thought of 
 it made him hot and cold alternately with deep 
 humiliation. 
 
 All he could do was to murmur half aloud, 
 "Faith can almost support herself, even as it is, 
 by her salary as a schoolmistress." 
 
 Thistleton answered him very decisively 
 this tune. 
 
 " Not as she ought to be supported, my dear 
 fellow," he said in a firm tone of voice. 
 "Gascoyne, you and I have always been 
 friends, and at a time like this we may surely 
 speak our minds out to one another. You'll 
 have enough to do to keep yourself and your 
 mother, let alone the C]«ims: and I kaovr 
 
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THE BUBBLE BURSTS. 
 
 97 
 
 how they weigh apon you. But Faith mustn't 
 dream of tiding to live upon what she earns 
 herself. I ooold never stand that. It would 
 drive me wild to think she should even 
 attempt it. This hat made a p^reat change in 
 the position of all of you. I thmk when I talk 
 it all over with Faith she'll see the subject in 
 the same light ae I do." 
 
 CHAPTER XXXII. 
 
 THB BUBBLE BURSTS. 
 
 The morning after the funeral Paul went 
 down, by Mr. Solomons' special desire, to the 
 office in the High Street for a solemn 
 consultation. Mr. Solomons wished to see 
 him "on important business," he said; and 
 Paul, though weary and sick at heart, had 
 been too long accustomed to accept Mr. 
 Solomons' commands as law to think of 
 demurring to a request so worded. 
 
 As he entered, Mr. Solomons rose to greet 
 him with stately politeness, and handed him 
 solemnly a little oblong packet, which felt like 
 a box done up in paper. Paul opened it 
 vaguely, seeing so much was expected of him, 
 and found inside, to his immense surprise, a 
 hundred visiting-cards, inscribed in copper- 
 plate "Sir Paul Gascoyne," in neat small 
 letters. 
 
 " What are these, Mr. Solomons ? " he 
 asked, taken aback for the moment. 
 
 Mr. Solomons, rubbing his hands with 
 unction, was evidently very well pleased at 
 his own cleverness and forethought. 
 
 " Tney're a little present I wished to make 
 ycM. Sir Paul," he answered, laying great 
 stress upon that emphatic prefix of honour. 
 " You see, I think it necessary, as part of my 
 scheme for our joint benefit, that you should 
 at once assume your proper place in the world 
 and receive recognition at the hands of Society. 
 I desire that you should make a feature of 
 your title at once ; that you should be known 
 to all England from the very outset as Sir 
 Paul Gabcoyne, Baronet." He spoko it 
 pompously, like one who basked in the re- 
 flected glory of that high-sounding social 
 designation. 
 
 " I hate it ! " Paul blurted out, unable to 
 restrain his emotion any longer. " Mr. 
 Solomons, I can't bear the whole horrid 
 business. It's a hollow mockery for a man 
 like me. What's the use of a title to a fellow 
 without a pennv, who's burdened with 
 more debt than he can ever pay, to start 
 with ? " 
 
 Mr. Solomons drew back as if he had been 
 stung. He could hardly believe his ears. 
 That a man should wish deliberately to shuffle 
 off the honour of a baronetcy was to him, in 
 his simplicity, well-nigh inconceivable. Not 
 that for the moment he took in to the full 
 Paul's actual meaning. That his pet design, 
 
 the cherished scheme of years, could be upset 
 offhand by the recalcitrant obstinacy of a hot- 
 headed youth just fresh from college, lay 
 hardly within the sphere of his comprehen- 
 sion. He contented himself for the time 
 with thrusting his thumbs into the armholes 
 of his waistcoat, protruding hiu already 
 too obvious watch • pocket, and observing 
 jauntily : 
 
 "That's exactly why you've got to make 
 the most of the title. Sir Paul. You must use 
 it as your capital — your stock-in-trade. So 
 long as your father lived, of coiuse, we could 
 do very Uttle ; we could only point to you as a 
 prospective baronet. Now that Sir Emery's 
 dead and gone, poor gentleman I the case is 
 altered ; we can put you forward as the actual 
 possessor of the Gascoyne title. It's extremely 
 fortunate this should have happened (as it had 
 got to happen) so early in the year, before the 
 Peerages are out — they don't' pubUsh them till 
 March — and I telegraphed off full details 
 yesterday to the dilTerent editors, so that your 
 name may appear in its proper place in due 
 courso in the new issues. There's nothing 
 like taking Time by the forelock, you know, 
 Sir Paul ; there's nothing on earth like takmg 
 Tune by the forelock." And Mr. Solomons, 
 standing with his back to the fire and his 
 thumbs in his armholes like a British church- 
 warden, raised himself gently on the tips of 
 his toes, and let his heels go down again with 
 an emphatic snap, as he pursed up his lips 
 into a n^ost determined attitude. 
 
 Paul saw the time for temporizing wm 
 passed. While his father lived, he hadn't 
 dared to explain to Mr. Solomons the simple 
 fact that he couldn't and wouldn't sell himself 
 for money to any woman living, lest he should 
 break his father's heart by that plain avowal. 
 But now it would be flat cowardice to delay 
 the confession one day longer. For Mr. 
 Solomons' sake he must take the bull by the 
 horns. Already Mr. Solomons had put him- 
 self to needless expense in having those cards 
 printed and in telegraphing to the editors of 
 the various Peerages, on the strength of an 
 understanding which ought long ago to have 
 been broken. There was no help for it now. 
 He must prick the bubble. 
 
 So he deated himself nervously hi the 
 office-chair, and with hesitating speech, amid 
 awkward pauses, began to break the news as 
 gently as he could to poor startled Mr. Solo- 
 mens. He told him how as long as his fathor 
 lived he had felt it his duty to keep silence on 
 the matter. He expiained to him in plain 
 and straightforward terms how the plan had 
 been devised and broached and furthered when 
 he himself was too young to understand and 
 enter into its sinister significance ; and how, 
 as soon as he had iVttnined to years of discre- 
 tion, ttnd comprehended :be plot in its true 
 colours, a revulsion of feeling had set in which 
 made it impossible for him now *o carry out in 
 full the implied engagement. He begged 
 
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98 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 Mr. SolomonB to observe that as wuon as he had 
 dearly reaUzed this change of front he had 
 ceased to accept a single penny of his task- 
 master's money, but haid worked his own way 
 by unheard-of effort through his last two terms 
 for his degree at Oxford. Finally, he assured 
 Mr. Solomons, with many piteous assurances, 
 that be would never be forgetful of the claims 
 upon his purse, his time, and his labour, bat 
 would toil like a slave, month after month and 
 year after year, till he bad repaid him in full 
 to the uttermost farthing. 
 
 How much it cost Paul to make this bold 
 avowal nobody, but himself could ever have 
 realised. He felt at the moment as though he 
 was shirking the dearest obligations in life, and 
 tmiiing bis back most ungratefully upon his 
 friend and benefactor. As he went on and on, 
 floundering deeper and deeper in despondency 
 each moment, while Mr. Solomons stood there 
 silent and grim by the fireplace, with his jaw 
 now dropping loose and his thumbs relaxing 
 their hold upon the armholes, hi.s voice faltered 
 with the profundity of his regret, i\nd big beads 
 of nervous dew gathered thick upm his fore- 
 head. He knew he was disapyointing the 
 hopes of a lifetime, and shaking his own credit 
 at every word he spoke with his powerful 
 erbditor. 
 
 As for Mr. Solomons, the startled old man 
 ^eard him out to the bitter end without once 
 interposing a single word of remark— without 
 
 Smuoh At a nod or a shake of disapprobation, 
 e heard him out in the grimmest of grim 
 mlenoes, letting Paul flounder on, unchecked 
 and unaided, through his long rambling expla- 
 nation of his conduct and motives. Once or 
 twice, indeed, Paul pa sed in his speech and 
 glanced tip at him appe.<.lingly ; but Mr. Solo- 
 mons, staring ct Mm still with a fixed hard 
 stare, vouohmfed not even to relax his stern 
 face, and gazed on in blank astonishment at 
 this strange case of mental aberration gradu- 
 .ally unfoldiug itself in the flesh before him. At 
 last, when Paul had exhausted all his stock of 
 arguments, excnsfcs, and reasons, Mr. Solomons 
 moved forward three deliberate paces, and, 
 gadng straigl.u down into the young man's 
 eysB, said sic /ly and solemnly in the Scrip- 
 tural phrase "Paul, Paul, tiiou art beside 
 ^seH." 
 
 " Mr. Solomons," Paul answered with a 
 cold shudder down his budi, " I mean what I 
 say. Yon shall ne'.jr lose a penny of all 
 you've advanced me. You meant it well. 
 You meant it for my advantage. I know all 
 that. But I can never consent to marry an 
 heiress, whoever she may be. I'll work my 
 fingers to the bone, day and night, the year 
 round, to pay you back ; but I'll never, never, 
 never consent to pay you back the way you 
 intended." 
 
 " You mean it ? " Mr. Solomons asked, 
 sitting down in another chair by his side and 
 regarding him closely with curious attention. 
 " Sir Pava Oaseoyue, you really mean it ? " 
 
 " Yes, I .really mean it, Mr, Solomons," 
 Paul answered remorsefully. 
 
 To his immense astonishment, Mr. Solomons 
 buried his face in his arms on the oMce table, 
 and sobbed inarticulately, through floods of 
 tears, in 'dead silence, for some minutes 
 together. 
 
 This strange proceeding, so utterly unex- 
 pected, broke down for the moment Paul's 
 courage altogether. 
 
 " Oh, Mr. Solomons," he cried, in a frenzy 
 of regret, " I knew I should be disappointing 
 jou very much indeed — I knew that, of 
 course ; but I never imagined you'd feel like 
 this about it." 
 
 Mr. Solomons rocked himself up and down 
 in his chair solenmly for a considerable time 
 without making any answer. Then he rose 
 slowly, unlocked his safe, and took out the 
 well-thumbed bundle of notes and acceptances. 
 One by one he counted them all over, as if to 
 make sure they were really there, with a re- 
 gretful touch; after which, regarding them 
 tenderly, as a mother regards her favourite 
 child, he locked them all up once more, and 
 flung himself back in the office-chair with an 
 air of utter and abject despondency. "As 
 long au you live, Sir Paul," he said slowly, 
 ■■ handicapped as you are, unless you do as we 
 mean you to do, you can never, never, never 
 repdy them." 
 
 "I'll try my hardest, at least," Paul 
 answered sturdily. 
 
 " There's the horses and cabs," Mr. Solo- 
 mons went on, as if musing to himself ; " but 
 they won't fetch much. As for the furniture 
 in the house, it wouldn't pay the quarter's 
 rent, I expect ; and to that extent the land- 
 lord, of course, has a prior claim upon it. In 
 fact, it's an insolvent estate — that's the long 
 •>.id the short of it." 
 
 " My father's life was insured," Paul ven- 
 tured to suggest. 
 
 Mr. Solomons hesitated with natural deli- 
 cacy. 
 
 "Well, to tell you the truth, tShr Paul," he 
 answered after a long pause, "the premium 
 was due the day before your father's unfortu- 
 nate death, and I neglected to pay it. I 
 meant to do so the very next morning, but 
 was too late. But I didn't like to mention the 
 fact to you before, in the midst of bo mueh 
 other personal trouble." 
 
 " That was very kind of you, Mr. SolbmOBS," 
 Paul put in in a very low voice. 
 
 Mr. Solomons ran his fat hand throu]^ Ids 
 curly black hair, now deeply grizzled. 
 
 "Not at all. Sir Paul," he anstperefl, "hot 
 at all. Of course, I couldn't dream of obtrud- 
 ing it on you at such a time. But what I was 
 thmkmg 's this— that the failure of the pbliov 
 largely increases the amount of your indebtM" 
 ness. It was " jomtly and severally " tttOa tiie 
 beginning, you remember; and When you 
 came of age you took the entire responslbflity 
 upon yourself in this Very ibtitti here." 
 
THB BUBBLB BUR^T5. 
 
 09 
 
 Jomons," 
 
 Solomons 
 
 Bee table, 
 
 floods of 
 
 minutes 
 
 a frenzy 
 
 ppointing 
 
 that, of 
 
 feel like 
 
 
 Paxil 
 
 And Mr. Solbmons walkedf once more to- 
 warda the safe in the corner, as if to assure 
 himself again of the safety, at least, of those 
 precious papers. 
 
 " I admit it to the full," Foul aoswered, 
 frankly. 
 
 Mr. Solomons turned upon him with unex- 
 pected gentlsnAss. 
 
 '* Sir Paul," he said, seriously, "my dear Sir 
 Paul, it isn't so much that — &at's not the 
 worst of it. It's the other disappointment I 
 mind the most — the strictly personal and pri- 
 vate disappointment. The money I'll get paid 
 back in the end ; or, it I don'^ live to see it 
 paid back, why, Leo will, and I always regarded 
 it as a long investment for Leo. A man sinks 
 his money in land for the rise as long as that, 
 every bit, and is satisfied if his chilmren come 
 in for the benefit of it. But, Sir Paul, I thought 
 of you always as a success in life — as great and 
 rich— as married to a lady yon ought to marry 
 — as holding your own in the county and the 
 country. I thought of you as sitting in Parlia- 
 ment for a division of Surrey. I thought I'd 
 have helped to make you all that; aild I 
 thought you'd feel I'd had a hand in doing it. 
 Instead of that, I've otHy hung a weight like 
 a miUstone round your neck, that I never 
 intended: — a weight that you'll never be able to 
 get rid of. Sir Pi\ul I Sur Paul 1 if B « terrible 
 disappointment." 
 
 Foul sat there long, talking the matte: over 
 from every possible point of view, now per- 
 fectly friendly, but never getting any nearer 
 to a reooncilir.tion of their conflicting ideas. 
 Indeed, how ci old he ? When he rose to go, 
 Mr. Solomor.r, grasped his hand hard. 
 
 " Shr Pawl,*' he said, with emotion, " this is 
 a hard day's work. You've undone the task 
 I've been toiling at for years. But perhaps in 
 time you'll change your mind. Perhaps some 
 
 day you'll see some lady " 
 
 Paul cut him short at once. 
 " No, never," he said. " Never." 
 Mr. Solomons shook his hand hard once 
 more. 
 
 " Well, never mind," he said ; " remember, 
 I don't Mrant in any way to press you. Bepay 
 me whenever and however you ctm ; it's tM 
 running on at interest meanwhile, renewikb!<« 
 annually. Work hard and pay me, but not too 
 hard. I trust you still. Sir Paul, and I know 
 I can trust you." 
 
 As soon as Paul was gone, Mr. Solomons 
 could only relieve hin mind by taking the first 
 train up to to\7n, and pouring the whole strange, 
 incrediole story into the sympathetic ears of 
 his nephew, Mr. Lionel. 
 
 Lionel Solomons listened to his uncle's nar- 
 rative with supercilious disdain ; then he rose, 
 with his sleek thumbs stuck into his wtdst- 
 coat pockets and his fat fingers lolling over his 
 well-covered hips, in an bttitude expressive of 
 capitalist indifference to such mere sentimen- 
 tati«m as Paul had been gnil^ of. 
 '^'The fellow's of age, and he's signed for 
 
 the lot, that's one comfort," he observed, com- 
 placently. " But I've got no patience with 
 such pig headed nonsense myself. What's tiie 
 good of being bom to a baronetcy, I should 
 like to know, if you ain't going to make any 
 social use of it ? " 
 
 " It's chucking it away— just chucking it 
 away — that's true," his uncle assented. 
 
 Mr. Lionel paused, and ran one plump hand 
 easily through his well-oiled curls. 
 
 " For my part," he said, " if ever those 
 papers come to me " 
 
 "They'll all come to you, Leo; they'll all 
 come to you," his uncle put in, affectionately. 
 " What else do I toil and moil and slave and 
 save for ? " 
 
 Mr. Lionel faintly bowed a gracious acquies- 
 cence. 
 
 " If ever those papers come to me," he con- 
 tinued, unheeding tiio interruption, " I'U not 
 let him off one farthing of the lot, now he's 
 si^aed for 'em all after coming of age — not if 
 he works his life long to pay me off the whole, 
 principal and interest. He shlJl suffer for his 
 confounded nonsense, he dball. If he won't 
 pay up, as he ought to pay up, in a lump at 
 once, and if he won't go to work the ri^ht way 
 to make himself solvent, I'll grind mm and 
 dun him, and make his life a burden to him, 
 till he's paid it all to the uttermost larihing. 
 He's a focd of a sentimentalist, that's jo^twhat 
 he is— wi& an American' giii ready to pay him 
 a good round sum for the title, as I've reason 
 to oelieve, if he'll only marry her." 
 
 " Leo 1 " his uncle exclaimed disapprovingly. 
 
 "I'll tell you what it is," the nephew 
 continued, tilting himself on tiptoe, and 
 shutting his mouu hard till the lips pursed up 
 to express decision of character, " the fellow's 
 in love with some penniless girl or other. I've 
 known that a long time; he was always 
 getting letters from some pis .e in Cornwall, in 
 a woman's hand, that he put away imopened, 
 and read in his bed-room ; and he's going to 
 throw o\ ^)oard your interest and his own, 
 just to satisfy his own foolish, sentimental 
 fancy. I could forgive him for throwing yours 
 overboard for a pretty face, for that's only 
 human ; but to throw over his own, why, it's 
 "imply inexcusable. He shall pay for this, 
 though. If ever I come into those papers he 
 shall pay for it ! " 
 
 " Leo," the elder man said, leaning back ir 
 his chair and fixing his eye full upon his 
 uncompromising nephew. 
 
 " Well, m," Mr. Lionel answered, replacing 
 his thumbs in his waistcoat-pocket. 
 
 "Leo," Mr. Solomons repeated slowly, "I 
 often wish you were a little more like Paul. I 
 often wish I'd sent you, instead of him, to 
 Oxford to college." 
 
 " Well, I don't, then," Mr. Lionel responded, 
 with a short toss of his head. " I'm precious 
 glad you put me where I am — in the proper 
 place for a man to make money in— in ths 
 City." 
 
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 CHAPTER XXXIII. 
 
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 Thb air of Surrey suited the blonde young 
 man's complaint to a T. Thistleton spent 
 some two or three weeks at Hillborough, and 
 seemed in no very great hurry to return to the 
 bleak North from his comfortable quarters at 
 the " Red Lion." Meanwhile Paul was busy 
 clearing up his father's affairs, selling what 
 few effects there remained to sell, and handing 
 over the proceeds, after small debts paid, as 
 remnant of the insolvent estate, to Mr. 
 Solomon.'. Mr. Solomons received the sum 
 with grim satisfaction; it was a first instal- 
 aent of those terrible Claiii:.s of his, and better 
 than nothing; so he proceeded to release a 
 single small note accordingly, which he burnt 
 in the office fire before Paul's very face, with 
 due solemnity. Then, as if to impress on his 
 young friend's mind the magnitude of the 
 amount that still remained unpaid, he counted 
 over the rest of the bills in long array, jointly 
 and severally, and locked them up once more 
 with his burglar-proof key— Chubb's best 
 design — in that capacious safe of his. 
 
 Much yet remained for Paul to arrange. 
 The family had now to be organized on a fresh 
 basis ; for it was clear that in future the new 
 baronet must support bis mother, and to some 
 extent, apparently, his sister also. His own 
 wish, indeed, was that they should both 
 accompany him to London; but to that 
 j:SVolutionary proposal his mother would 
 never for a moment accede. She had lived all 
 her life long at Hillborough, she said, among 
 her own people, and she couldn't be dragged 
 away now, in her old age, from her husband's 
 grave and her accustomed surroundings. 
 Paul thought it best, therefore, to arrange for 
 a couple of rooms in a cottage in Plowden's 
 Court, hard by, where Faith and she might 
 take up their abode for the present. 
 
 It was only for the present, however, so far 
 as Faith was concerned. For before Thistleton 
 left Hillborough he had sat one afternoon with 
 Faith in the bare little parlour, and there, 
 before the impassive face of the spotted dog^ 
 once more discussed that important question 
 which he had broached to her last spring in 
 the flowery meadows p*. Ensham. At first, of 
 course. Faith would have nothing to say to any 
 such subversive scheme. She wouldn't leave 
 her mother, she said, alone in her widowhood. 
 She must stay with her and comfort her, now 
 nobody else was left to help h6r. But 
 Thistleton had a strong card to play this time 
 in the necessity for relieving Paul of any 
 unnecessary burden. 
 
 "Faith," he said, taking her hand in his 
 own persuasively — there is much virtue in a 
 gentle pressure cf the human hand — "you 
 know you as good as promised rae at Oxford, 
 and we only pot it off till a mo^e convenient 
 season." 
 
 " ^Vhy, I never promised you, Mr. Thistl'?- 
 ton," Faith retorted, half-angry. 
 
 " I said, you as good as promised me," the 
 blonde young man corrected, unperturbed. 
 " We left it open. But now, you know, Paul's 
 left the sole support of the entire family, and 
 it becomes vour duty to try and relieve him as 
 far as possible. If you and I were married, 
 your mother could often come and stop with 
 us for a time— in Sheffield or London ; and, 
 at any rate, Paul would be freed from all 
 anxiety on your account. For my part, I 
 think it's a duty you owe him." 
 
 " I won't marry anyone as a duty to Paul," 
 Faith exclaimed, firmly, bridling up like a 
 Gascoyne, and trying to withdraw her fingers 
 from the hand that imprisoned them. 
 
 " I don't ask you to," Thistleton answered, 
 with another soothing movement of that con- 
 solatory palm. " You know very well it isn't 
 that : I want you for yourself. I telegraphed 
 to my people last spring : ' The lady accepts, 
 but defers for the present.' So you see, the 
 question of marrying me was settled long ago. 
 It's only the question of when that we have 
 to talk about now. And I say this is a very 
 convenient time, because* it'll make it a great 
 deal easier for Paul to arrange about your 
 mother and himself comfortably." 
 
 "There's something in that," Faith admitted, 
 with a grudging assent. 
 
 So the end of it was that, after many pro- 
 tests. Faith gave in at last to a proposal to be 
 married in March — a very quiet wedding, of 
 course, because of their deep mourning ; but, 
 as Thistleton justly remarked, with a tri- 
 umphant sigh of relief, a wedding's a wedding, 
 however quiet you make it. and it was Faith, 
 not the festivities, that he himself attached the 
 greatest importance to. 
 
 At the end of three weeks, Iherefore, the 
 blonde youn^ man returned to Yorkshire with 
 victory in his van (whatever that may be); 
 and Mrs. Thistleton, senior, was in a position 
 to call upon all her neighbours in Sheffield — 
 master-cutlers' wives every one of them to a 
 woman — ^with the proud announcement that 
 her son Charles was to be married in March to 
 the sister of his Oxford friend. Sir Paul Gas- 
 coyne, Baronet, who had lately succeeded to 
 his father's title. And all the other ladies 
 in Sheffield looked out the baronetcy in 
 Debrett forthwith, as in duty bound ; and 
 when they found it was quite an ancient 
 creation, of seventeenth-century date, and un- 
 connectc 1 with cutlery, were ready to die with 
 envy to think that that fat old Mrs. Thistleton, 
 a person in no wise richer or more diutin- 
 guished than themselves, should become con- 
 nected at last with most imdoubted aristooraoy. 
 
 At Hillborough, meanwhile, the sister and 
 daughter of those noble fourteenth and fifteenth 
 baronets had a busy time in her own small 
 room, making such preparations as she was 
 able for that quiet wedding, which must 
 nevertheless tax the family resources to the 
 very utmost. Indeed, it gave Paul no snuJl 
 quuma of conscience to buy the ttriot neces- 
 
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 f wfl," the _ 
 
 >erturbed. I saries for ao Important an occasion; for how 
 Dw, Paul's I could he devote to his sister's needful outfit— 
 mily, and I the outfit indispensable for the wedding-day 
 ve him as I itself, if she was not to put the TUistleton 
 married, I family to open shf^sac — a single penny of his 
 stop with I precarious earnings, without neglecting the 
 ion ; and, I just claims of Mr. Solomons ? Paul felt even 
 from all I more painfully than ever before how he was 
 part, I I tied hand and foot to his remorseless creditor. 
 It was impossible for him to spend money on 
 Paul," I anything beyond the barest necessaries with- 
 like a I out feeling he was wronging his universal 
 er fingers | assignee. 
 
 However, he put it to himself on this 
 special occasion that for Faith to be married, 
 and to be married well, was, after all, the very 
 best thing in the end for Mr. Solomons' 
 interests. It would leave him freer to earn 
 money with which ultimately to repay those 
 grinding claims; and so he judged he might 
 honestly devote part of his still very modest 
 income to buying what was most indispens- 
 able for Faith's wedding. Faith herself, with 
 the help of the little dressmaker from the 
 neighbouring court, would do all the rest ; 
 and, fortimately, their mourning gave them 
 a good excuse for making the wedding prepara- 
 tions on the smallest possible scale of 
 expenditure under the circumstances. 
 
 So as soon as everything was arranged at 
 Hillborough, and Faith and her mother fairly 
 settled into modest lodgings, Paul returned 
 once more for a day to his rooms in Pimlico. 
 But it was only in order to remove his books 
 and belongings from the chambers he shared 
 with Mr. Lionel Solomons to a new address 
 across the City. The welcome change had 
 been forced upon him by his interview vnth 
 his old provider. Mr. Lionel's society had 
 never been agraeable to him ; and now that 
 he had cleared up matters with the uncle at 
 Hillborough, Paul saw no reason why he should 
 any longer put up with the nephew's company 
 in London. Besides, he contemplated now 
 living on a still more modest basis than before, 
 since it would be needful for him in future to 
 support his mother as well as himself out of 
 his journalistic earnings. 
 
 Mr. Lionel met his proposals for removal 
 with a shrug of contempt. 
 
 " I suppose now you're a baronet," he said, 
 just suppressing a decent sneer, *' you think 
 yourself too fine to associate any longer with 
 City gentlemen ? " 
 
 " On the contrary," Paul answered ; " now 
 that I shall have to keep my mother as well 
 as myself, I must manage to do with smaller 
 and cheaper lodgings." 
 
 " Well, you're a devilish odd fellow ! '' Mr. 
 Lionel remarked, with a cheerful snule, pro- 
 voked in part by the sight of an embossed 
 coronet that just peeped trom the comer of a 
 dainty note on the mantelpiece. " If I were 
 a baronet, I wouldn't do like you, you may bet 
 your last sixpence. If I didn't intoid to marry 
 tin, at any rate I'd go in for maldng money in 
 a modMt way m a guinM-pig." 
 
 Paul's ignorance of City ways was so pro- 
 found that he answered with a puzzled 
 expression of countenance : " What m a 
 guinea-pig?" 
 
 " A guinea-pig," Mr. Lionel condescended to 
 explain, gazing down with approbation at his 
 own well-filled waistcoat — " a guinea-pig is a 
 gentleman of birth, rank, title, or position, 
 who accepts a seat at a board as director of a 
 company, which he guarantees by his name, 
 receiving in return a guinea a day every time 
 he attends a meeting of the directorate. For 
 example, let's suppose I want to start an 
 Automatic Pork Pie Company, or a Universal 
 Artificial Guano Supply, Association, Limited. 
 Very well, then ; I promote the company 
 myself, and get two or three City people — good 
 men, of course — to back me up in it. And I 
 ask you to let me print your name at the head 
 of the list. Directors : Sir Paul Gascoyne, 
 Bart.; Timothy Twells, Esquire (Twells, 
 Twemlow, and Handsomebody) ; and so forth 
 and so forth. You give your name and you 
 draw your guinea. We consider the advertise- 
 ment worth that amount. And a person who 
 lives by bo lending his name to industrial 
 undertakings is called a guinea-pig." 
 
 "But I couldn't be a director of a public 
 company," Paul answered, smiling. " I don't 
 know anything at all about business." 
 
 " Of course not," Mr. Lionel retorted. 
 "That's just where it is. If you did, you'd 
 be meddling and enquiring into the affair. 
 That's exactly the good of you. What we 
 particulpxly require in an ideal guinea-pig is 
 that he should attend his meeting and take his 
 fee and ask no questions. Otherwise he's 
 apt to be a confounded nuisance to the working 
 directorate." 
 
 " But I call that dishonest," Paul exclaimed 
 warmly. " A man lends his name and his 
 title, if he has one, if I understand what you 
 mean, in order to induce the public at large 
 to believe this is a solid concern, with an 
 influential board of directors; and ^ou want 
 him to do it for a guinea a day without so 
 much as inquiring into the solidity of the 
 undertaking I " 
 
 Mr. Lionel's face relaxed into a ijroad smile. 
 
 " Well, you are a rum one I " he answered, 
 much amused at Paul's indigncnt warmth. 
 "I don't want you to do it. It don't matter 
 tuppence either way to me whether you sink 
 or swim. You're at liberty to starve, so far 
 as I'm concerned, in the most honest and 
 Quixotic way that seems good to you. All I 
 say is that if I were you I'd go in, for the 
 present — till something neat turns up in the 
 matrimonial line — for being a professional 
 guinea-pig. I throw out the hint for your 
 consideration, free, gratis, given away for 
 nothing. If you don't like it, you'ro at liberty 
 to leave it. But you needn't jump down a 
 man's throat, for all that, with your moral 
 remtttlu, as if I waa an idiot." 
 >_ " I don't care to sell my name for money to 
 
102 
 
 THE SCALUVWAQ. 
 
 ftnybody," Paul auswored, gicwinghot ; "either 
 to men or women. I neve>. sought the title 
 myself : it's been thrust upon me by circum- 
 stances, and I suppose I munt take it. But il 
 I bear it at all, I trust I shall so bear it as to 
 bring no disgrace upon my honest anoestoTB. 
 I will lend it or sell it to nobody for my own 
 advantage." 
 
 *'So my uncle informed me," Mr. liiooel 
 answered, showing his even teeth in a very 
 ugly smile, and once more ogling that coro- 
 neted note-paper ; " and I'll tell you what I 
 think of you, Gascoyne — I think you're a fool 
 for your pains : that's just my candid opinion 
 of you ! you're a sight too sentimental, that's 
 where it is, wit^ these notions and ideas of 
 yours. You'll find when you've mixed a little 
 more with the world, as I've done in the City, 
 you'll have to come down a bit at last from 
 that precious high horse of yours. If you 
 don't, he'll throw you, and then there'll be 
 an end of you. And I've got another thing to 
 tell you, too, now I'm once about it. My 
 uncle Judah ain't as strong a man by any 
 means as he looks. His heart's b Gfected. His 
 doctor tells me so. He can't stand running 
 about too much. Some day he'U go running 
 to catch a train, getting too much excited over 
 a matter of a bargain, or putting himself in a 
 fluster at an execution ; and hi presto ! before 
 he knows where he is, his heart'll go pop, and 
 there'll be the end of him." 
 
 "Well?" Paul said, drawing his breath 
 "lowly, with a faint apprehension of Mr. 
 Lionel's probable meaning. 
 
 " Well, then," Mr. Lionel went on, unmoved, 
 that ugly Rmile growing more marked than 
 before, "I'll inherit every stiver my uncle 
 leaves— and, amongst the rest, those precious 
 notes-of-hand of yours." 
 
 " Yes," Paul answered, growing uncomfort- 
 ably warm again. 
 
 " Yes," Mr. Lionel repeated, fixing his man 
 with those nasty eyes of his ; " and I'll tell 
 you what, Gascoyne — Sir Paul Gascoyne, 
 Baronet — you'll find you've got a very different 
 sort of man to deal with from my uncle Judah. 
 Sentimentality won't go down with me, I can 
 tell you. It ain't my line of country. You 
 think you can do as you like with my uncle, 
 because he takes a sort of personal interest in 
 
 Sou, and feels proud of you as his own tame 
 ve baronet that he's raised by hand, and sent 
 to college at his own expense, and floated in 
 the world, and made a gentleman of. You 
 think you can force him to wait as long as you 
 like for his money. But mark my words— my 
 uuole's life ain't worth a year's purchase. I^o 
 office in the City'd take him at any ra1)e he'd 
 like to offer. It's touch and go with that r^m- 
 ehaokle old heart of his. So my advioe tp you 
 ifl, don't put him to a strain, if yon doa't wa^t 
 to lose by it. For when once ikow papers 
 oome into my hands, I give yoa Imt w^hmingi 
 I'll have nt^ money's worth out oi thWQ* I^ 
 drive you to marrj somiBbody wbo'ti I»y me 
 
 up in {i41, 1 o«n tell you th»t : or. if I dpn't, 
 I'll h«ve you shown up for a defa,uUer, as you 
 are, in every papeir in flngland. They shaU 
 know ho\!|r you got your education by fraud, 
 and then turned round and refused to carry Qut 
 your honeft bargain." 
 
 Paul's lips quivered, apd his qketik VM 
 pale, bat he made no reply to this eoarse out- 
 burst of the inner self in Lioi^el Solomons. 
 He knew too well what was due to his own 
 dignity. He went without a word into his 
 bMlroom next ^oor, packed up his few belong- 
 ings as hurriedly as he could, and slipped out 
 himself to call a hansom. Then, oringing 
 down his portmanteau to the door in his own 
 hands, he left Mr. Lionel in ludisturbed pos- 
 session of their joint apartments, and started 
 off to his new rcoms in a by-way off Gower 
 Street. 
 
 Nevertheless, that hint of a possible eventu- 
 ality disturbed his mind not a little in the night 
 watches. It was a fact, indeed, that Mr. Solo- 
 mops' heart was a feeble member ; and Paul 
 by no means relished the idea of being left 
 with such a man as Mr. Lionel for his life-long 
 creditor. 
 
 As for Mr. Lionel, no sooner w^ Paul's 
 back turned than he drew out tr photograph 
 from his inner breast-pocket with effusion, and 
 gazed at it tenderly. It was a photograph of 
 a lady of mature and somewhat obviously arti- 
 ficial charms, enclosed in a bce^ted russia- 
 ieather case with a gilt coronet. 
 
 " Well, he did me one good turn, anyhow," 
 Mr. Lionel murmured, with a rapturous look 
 at the lady's face, " when he introduced me to 
 the Ceriolo. And now he's gone, I'm not 
 sorry to be rid of him, for I can ask her here 
 to supper as often as I like next summer, with 
 no chance of its getting round in the end to 
 Uncle Judah." 
 
 For Mr. Lionel's charmer had now gone 
 abroad, as was her worn, to winter-quarters. 
 But even in those remote foreign parts she 
 never neglected to write to her new admirer. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIV. 
 
 MABBIAOE m BIOH LIVE. 
 
 How curiously different things look to each of 
 us according to our particular point of view ! 
 While Faith at Hillborough and Paul in 
 London were reflecting seriously how to make 
 things decent for the Thistleton family ^t the 
 approaching ceremony > the Thistletons m turn, 
 in their opuleut mansion in the park at Shef- 
 field, were all agog with the unwonted ei^cite- 
 ment of prepwation for their Charlie's milage 
 with ^ pi^tar of 'Sir P^yl (Gtascoyne, ^teenth 
 baroQet. 
 
 "The weddipg must be in London, of 
 course," Mrs. Thistleton said musingly— she 
 wad » comfortable Itody of a certain a^ge, with 
 a matw^ plenitude 9i face and figure ; "and 
 ^^lr fj^ % giyie Iwjc «wfty bipspU, you p»y l»e 
 
MARRIAGE IN HIOH LIFB. 
 
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 Pr, w J'ou 
 
 by ffaud, 
 o»irry Qui 
 
 heek wa« 
 owrse ou(< 
 Sojowons. 
 his own 
 ink) Ilia 
 W belopg- 
 'ppecl out 
 bringing 
 bis own 
 lurbed pos- 
 id started 
 oflf Gower 
 
 le eventu- 
 the night 
 Mr. Solo- 
 and Paul 
 being left 
 8 life-long 
 
 <» Paul's 
 lotogroph 
 ision, and 
 3graph of 
 msly arti- 
 id russia- 
 
 anyhow," 
 rous look 
 Bed me to 
 I'm not 
 : her here 
 ner, with 
 le end to 
 
 low gone 
 quarters, 
 partf she 
 limi^r^r. 
 
 > each of 
 of view I 
 Paul in 
 to make 
 ly at the 
 in turn, 
 at Shef- 
 1 eipcite- 
 aiMrriage 
 ifteenth 
 
 Ion, of 
 ly— she 
 je, with 
 ; "and 
 
 certain. I suppose they won't want it to be at 
 HiUboroagh, Charlie? I'd mudb rather, for 
 my part, you should be married fai London." 
 
 "I think Faith would prefer h, too," 
 Thistleton answered, smiling. "Yon must 
 remember, mother dear, I've always told you 
 they live in a very quiet way of their own 
 down at HiUborough; and I fancy they'd 
 rather we were married — well, away from the 
 place, of course, where they've just lost their 
 poor father." 
 
 "Naturally," Mrs. Thistleton went on, still 
 turning over with those matronly hands of 
 hers the patterns for her new siik dress for the 
 occasion, sent by post that morning — the 
 richest Lyons — from Swan and Edgar's. 
 " ThereTl be an account of it in the World, 
 I suppose, and In the Morning Post, and the 
 bride's dress '11 be noticed in the Queen. I 
 declare I shall feel quite nervous. But I sup- 
 pose Wh" Piiul will be afibble, won't he ? " 
 
 Her BOi) laughed good-humouredly. 
 
 " Qaseoyne's a first-rate fellow," he answered 
 unabashed ; "but I can hardly imagine his 
 befng affiible to anybody. To be arable's to 
 be ooodesoending, and Gasco^ne's a great deal 
 too tlby ami retiring himself ever to dream of 
 condescending to or patronizing anyone." 
 
 '• Wall, I hope Faith won't give herself any 
 airs," Mrs. Thistleton continued, layfng four 
 fashionable shades of silk side by sid<e in the 
 sunlight for critical compan^^n ; "because 
 
 Jour father's a man who won't stand airs ; and 
 should be very sorry if she was to annoy him 
 in any wiiy. It's a great pity she couldn't have 
 come up to stay with us beforehand, so that 
 we might all have got to know a little more 
 about her and not be so afraid of her." 
 
 " It would have been impossibte," Thistleton 
 replied, gazing across at his mother with an 
 amused air. "But I wish I could disabuse 
 your mind of these ideas about the Gascoynes. 
 Paul and Faith will be a great deal more 
 afraid of you than you are of them ; and as to 
 Faith giving herself airs, dear girl t she'll be so 
 awfully frightened, when she comes to stay 
 here, at the size of the house and the number 
 of the servants, that I wouldn't for worlds have 
 had hw come to visit us before she's married, 
 or else I'm certain she'd try to cry off again 
 the moment she arrived, for pure nervous- 
 ness." 
 
 " Well, Tm sure I hope you're right," Mrs. 
 Thistleton replied, selecting finally the exact) 
 shade that suited her complexion, and laying 
 it down by itself on the costly inlaid table that 
 stood beside the Oriental ottoman in the alcove 
 by the bay-window. " For though, of course, 
 one naturally likes to be connected with people 
 of title, and all that, one doesn't want them to 
 trample one under foot in return for all one's 
 consideration." 
 
 But at tiie very same moment, away over 
 at RiUborou^, Faith, as she sat in her simple 
 black trock by the window of her new lodgings 
 stitching away at the skhrb of her weddmg- 
 
 dress with aching fingers, was remarking to 
 her mother : 
 
 " What I'm afraid of, dear, is that, perhaps, 
 Charlie's father and mother will turn out, 
 when one comes to know them, to be nothing 
 more or less than nasty rich people." To 
 which her mother wisely answered : 
 
 "If they're like himself. Faith, I don't 
 think you need be afraid of them." 
 
 In accordance with the wish of both the 
 high contracting parties, it had been finally 
 arranged that the wedding should take place 
 in London. Mr. Thistleton, senior, therefore, 
 went up to town a week or two in advance, 
 "to consult with Sur Paul," whom he was 
 able to guarantee in his letter to his wife the 
 same evening as " extremely amicable." But 
 it would be quite out of the question, the 
 master cutler obseved, when he saw the 
 fifteenth baronet's present abode, that Miss 
 Gascoyne should be married from her brother's 
 chambers. (Mr. Thistleton, senior, intluenced 
 by somewhat the same motives as Mr. Liond 
 Solomons, wrote " chambers " in the plaee of 
 " lodgings " even to his wife, bec^vuse be felt 
 the simplicity of the latter word unsuitable to 
 the fifteenth baronet's exalted ^gnity.) So he 
 had arranged with Sur Paul — much against 
 Sir Paul's original wish — to take rooms for the 
 breakfast at a West End hotel, whithe^ the 
 bridal party would ]^ooeed direct from the 
 altar of St. George's. Of course the ceremony 
 was to be the simplest possible — only a few 
 very intftaOite friends of either family ; but 
 the master cutler couldn't forbear the pleasure 
 of the breakfast at the hotel, and the display 
 of Sir Paul, m the f^ glory of his fifteenth 
 baronetcy, before the admiring eyes of a smaU 
 but select Sheffield audience. If they 
 smuggled their baronet away in a corner, why, 
 thek Charlie might almost as well have mar- 
 ried any other girl whose name was not to be 
 found in the pages of the British book of 
 honour. To all these suggestions Paul at laet 
 gave way, though very unwillingly, and even 
 consented to invite a few common - Oxford' 
 friends of his own and Thistleton's, including, 
 of course, the invaluable Mrs. Douglas. 
 
 From the very first moment of Paul's return 
 from HiUborough, however, it began to strike 
 him with vague surprise and wonder what an 
 immense difference in people's treatment and 
 conception of him was implied by his possess- 
 sion of that empty little prefix of a barren Sir 
 before the name bestowed upon him by his 
 sponsors at his baptism. When he took the 
 dingy lodgings in the by-way off Gower Street, 
 and handed the landlady's daughter one of the 
 cards Mr. Solomons had so vainly provided 
 for him, with " Sur Paul Gascoyne " written in 
 very neat copper-plate upon their face, he was 
 amused and surprised at the instantaneous 
 impression his title produced upon the manners 
 and address of that glib young lady. The 
 shrill voice in which she had loudly proclaimed 
 to him the advantages cf the rooms, ths cheap 
 
104 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 price of coals per scuttle, the immecliate 
 proximity of the Wealee-yan chapel, and the 
 excellence of the goods purveyed by appoint- 
 ment at the neighbouring beef-and-bam shop, 
 sank down at once to an awestruck " Yes, sir ; 
 I'm sure we'll do everything we can to make 
 
 irou comfortable, su-," the moment her eyes 
 ighted on the talismanio prefix that adorned 
 hip name on that enchanted pasteboard. 
 
 A few days later Paul decided with regret, 
 after many observations upon his scanty ward- 
 robe, that he really couldn't do without a new 
 coat for Fdth's wedding. But when he pre- 
 sented himself in due coursa at the httle 
 tailor's shop in the City (" specially recom- 
 mended by Mr. Solomons") where he had dealt 
 ever since his first appearance at Oxford, he 
 noticed that the news of his acquisition of 
 dignity had already preceded him into the 
 cutting and fitting-room by the unwonted 
 obsequiousness of ooth master and assistants 
 as they displayed their patterns. " Yes, Sir 
 Paul," " No, Sir Paul," greeted every remark 
 that fell from his lips with unvarymg servility. 
 It was the same everywhere. Paul was 
 astonished to find in what another world he 
 seemed to live now from that which had voted 
 him a scallywag at Mentone. 
 
 To himself he was still the same simple, 
 shy, timid, sensitive person as ever; but to 
 everyone else he appeared suddenly trans- 
 figured into the resplendent image of Sir Paul 
 Qasooyne, fifteenth baronet. 
 
 Strangest of all, a day or two before the date 
 announced for the wedding in the Mormny 
 Post (for Mr. Thistleton, senior, had insisted 
 upon conveying information of the forthcoming 
 fashionable event to the world at large through 
 the medium of that highly-respected journal), 
 Paul was astonished at receiving a neatly- 
 written note on a sheet of paper with the em- 
 bossed address, " Gascoyne Manor, Haver- 
 fordwest, Pembrokeshire." It was a polite 
 intimation from the present owner of the 
 Gascoyne estates that, having heard of Sir 
 Paul's accession to the baronetcy, and of bis 
 mater's approaching marriage to Mr. C. E. 
 Thistleton, of Christ Church, Oxford, he would 
 esteem it a pleasure if he might be permitted 
 to heal the family breach by representing the 
 other branch of the Gascoyne house in his own 
 proper person at the approaching ceremony. 
 Paid looked at the envelope ; it had been re- 
 addressed from Christ Church. For the first 
 time in his life he smiled to himself a cynical 
 smile. It was evident that Gascoyne, of Gas- 
 coyne Manor, while indisposed to admit his 
 natural relationship to .the EQUborough cab- 
 man, was not unalive to the advantages of 
 keeping up his dormant connection with Su: 
 Paul Gascoyne, of Christ Church, Oxford, 
 fifteenth baronet. 
 . However, it appeared to Paul on two 
 accounts desirable to accept the olive-branch 
 thus tardily held out to him by the other 
 division of the Gascoyne family. In the first 
 
 place, he did not desire, to be on bad terms 
 with anyono, including eveli his own relations. 
 In the second place, he wished for the Thistle- 
 tons' sake that some elder representative of 
 the Gascoyne stock should be present, if 
 possible, at his sister's wedding. His mother 
 absolutely refused to attend, and neither Paul 
 nor Faith had the heart to urge her to re- 
 consider this determination. Their recent 
 loss was sufficient excuse in itself to explain 
 her absence. But Paul was ijot sorry that 
 this other Gascoyne should thus InckUy inter- 
 pose to represent before the eyes of assembled 
 Sheffield the senior branches of the bride's 
 family. 
 
 Nay, what was even more remarkable, Paul 
 fancied the very editors themselves were moi'e 
 polite in their demeanour, and more ready to 
 accept his proffered manuscripts, now that the 
 perfect purity of his English style was further 
 guaranteed by his accession to the baronetcy. 
 AV .0, indeed, when one comes to consider 
 seriously, should write our mother-tongue with 
 elegance and correctness if not the hereditary 
 guardians of the Queen's English ? And was 
 it )\stonishing, therefore, if even the stem 
 ediiiorial mouth relaxed slightly when office- 
 boys brought up the modest pasteboard which 
 announced that Sir Paul Gascoyne, baronet, 
 desired the honour of a ten minutes' inter- 
 view? It sounds well in conversation, you 
 know, " Sir Paul Gascoyne, one of our younger 
 contributors — he writes those crisp little occa- 
 sional reviews on the fourth page upon books 
 of travel." For the wise editor, who knows 
 the world he lives in, will not despise such 
 minor methods of indirectly establishing public 
 confidence in the " good form " and thorough 
 Society tone of his own particular bantling of 
 a journal. 
 
 Well, at last the wedding-day itself arrived, 
 and Faith, who had come up from Hillborough 
 the night before to stop at Paul's lodgings, set 
 out with her brother from that humble street, 
 in the regulation coach, looking as pretty and 
 dainty in her simple white dress as even 
 Thistleton himself had ever seen her. They 
 drove alone as far as tlie church ; but when 
 they entered, Paul was immensely surprised 
 to see what a crowd of acquaintances and 
 friends the announcement in the papers had 
 gathered together. Armitage was there, fresh 
 back from Italy, where he had been spending 
 the winter at Florence in the pursuit of art ; 
 and Paul couldn't help noticing th^ friendly 
 way in which that arbiter of reputations 
 nodded and smiled as Faith and he walked, 
 tremulously, up the aisle together. Th' 
 Douglases from Oxford were there, of course, 
 and a dozen or two of undergraduates or con- 
 temporaries of Paul's, who had rather despised 
 the scallywag than otherwise while they were at 
 college in his company. Isabel Boyton and 
 her momma occupied front seats, and smiled 
 benignly upon poor trembling Faith as she 
 entered. The kinsman Gascoyne, of Gascoyne 
 
 
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A PLAN OP CAMPAIGN. 
 
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 Jid teriug 
 pelations. 
 
 Thistle. 
 
 ttive of 
 asent, if 
 
 mother 
 ler Paul 
 \r to re- 
 
 recent 
 
 explain 
 pry that 
 Jy inter- 
 Isembled 
 
 bride's 
 
 Manor, met them in the ohancel, and shook 
 hands warmly — alBirge-built, well-dressed man 
 of military oearing and most squirarcbical 
 proportions, sufficient to strike awe by his 
 frook-coat alone into the admiring breasts of 
 all beholders. The Sheffield detachment was 
 well to the fore, also strong and eager; a 
 throng of v/ealfhy folk, with the cutlery stan^p 
 on face and figure, craning anxiously . .ward 
 when the bride appeared, and whispering loudly 
 to one another in theatrical undertones, * That's 
 Sir Paul that's leading her ; oh, isn't he just 
 nice-looking I ' Thistleton himself was there 
 before them, very manly and modest in his 
 wedding garment, and regarding Faith as she 
 faltered up the aisle with a profound gaze of 
 most unfeigned admiration. And everybody 
 was pleased and good-humoured and satisfied, 
 even Mrs. Thistleton senior being fully set at 
 rest, the moment she set eyes on Paul's slim 
 figure, as to the fifteenth baronet' a perfect 
 affability. 
 
 It is always much more important in life 
 what you're called than what you are. He 
 was just the very selfsame Paul Oascoyne as 
 ever, but how differently now all the world 
 regarded him! 
 
 As for Faith.when she saw the simple, eager 
 curiosity of the Sheffield folk, and their evident 
 anxiety to catch her eye and attract her atten- 
 tion, her heart melted towards them at once 
 within her. She saw in a moment they were 
 not ' nasty rich people,' but good, honest, kindly 
 folk like herself, with real hum^n hearts beating 
 hard in theu: bosoms 
 
 So Faith and Thistleton were duly proclaimed 
 man and wife by the Beverend the Beotor, 
 assisted in his arduous ^ask by the Beverend 
 Hemy Edward Thisileton, cousin of the bride- 
 groom. And after the ceremony was finally 
 finished, and the books signed, and the signa- 
 tures witnessed, the bridal party drove away to 
 the hotel where Mr. Thistleton senior had com- 
 manded lunch ; and there they all fraternized 
 in imwonted style, the Master Cutler proposing 
 the bride's health in a speech of the usual neat- 
 ness and appropriateness, \ aile Mr. Gascoyne, 
 of Qasooyne Manor, performed the same good 
 office for the bridegroom's oonstitution. And 
 the elder Thistletons rejoiced exceedingly in the 
 quiet dignity of the whole proceedings; and 
 even Faith (for a woman will always be a woman 
 still) was glad in her heart that Mr. Gascoyne, 
 of Gascoyne Manor, had lent them for the day 
 the countenance of his ereatness, and not left 
 them to bear alone in their orphaned poverty 
 the burden of the baronetcy. And in the after- 
 noon, as the Morning Post next day succinctly 
 remarked, " the bride and bridegroom left for 
 Dover, en route for Paris, Bome, and Naples," 
 while Sir Paul Gascoyne, fifteenth baronet, 
 returned by himself, feeling lonely indeed, to 
 his solitary little lodgings in the road off Gower 
 Street. 
 
 But it had been a very bright and happy day 
 on the whole for the National Schoolmistress. 
 
 And when Mrs. Douglas kissed her on both 
 cheeks, and whispered, " My dear, I'm so glad 
 you've married him I " Faith felt she nad 
 never before been so proud, and that Charlie 
 was a man any girl in the world might well be 
 proud of. 
 
 CHAPTEB XXXV. 
 
 A FLAN OF CAHPAION. 
 
 Madame Ceriolo had passed the winter in 
 Italy — or, to be more precise, at Florence. 
 Her dear friend (she wrote to Lionel Solomons), 
 the Countess Spinelli-Feroni, had asked her to 
 come out and stay with her as companion at 
 her beautiful villa on the Yiale del Colli, so as 
 to assume the place of chaperon to her accom- 
 plished daughter, Fede, now just of an age to 
 take part as a dihutanie in the world's frivoli- 
 ties. The poor dear Countess herself had been 
 paralyzed last year, and was unable to accom- 
 pany that charming gi>-l of hers, who couldn't 
 of course, be allowed to go out alone into the 
 wicked world of modem Florence. So she be- 
 thought her at once of her dear old friend, 
 Maria Agnese Geriolo. As a matter of fact, as 
 everybody knows, the Spinelli-Feroni family 
 became totalhr extinct about a himdred years 
 ago; and l^fadame Geriolo had been made 
 aware of their distinguished name only by the 
 fact that their former Palazzo, near the Ponte 
 Santa Trinita, is at present occupied by Yieus- 
 seaux's English Circulating Library. The title, 
 however, is a sufficiently high-sounding one 
 to command respect, and doubtless answered 
 Madame Ceriolo's purpose quite as well as any 
 other she could possibly have hit upon of more 
 strictly modern and practical exactitude. 
 
 It may be acutely conjectured that a more 
 genuine reason for the little lady's selection of 
 her winter abode might have been found in the 
 fact that Armitage happened to be spending 
 that season at a hotel on the Lungarno. And 
 Madame did not intend to lose sight of Armi- 
 tage. She was thoroughly aware' of that pro- 
 found paradox that a professed cynic and man 
 of the world is the safest of all marks for the 
 matrimonial aim of the cosmopolitan adven- 
 turess. True to her principle, however, of 
 keeping always more uian one string to her 
 bow, she had not forgotten to despatch at the 
 New Year a neat little card to Mr. Lionel 
 Solomons, with the Daomo and Campanile 
 embossed in pale monochrome in the upper 
 left-hand comer, and " Svneeri auguri " written 
 across its face in breezy gold letters of most 
 Italianesque freedom. The card was enclosed 
 in one of Madame Ceriolo's own famous little 
 Society envelopes, with the coronet on the 
 flap in silver and gray ; and Mr. Lionel was, 
 indeed, a proud and happy man when he read 
 on its back in a neat feminine hand, " MolH 
 anni felice. — M. A. Cebiolo." 
 
 To be sure, Mr. Lionel knew no Italian; 
 but it flattered his vanity that Madame Geriolo 
 
f<36 
 
 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 nhoald take it for granted he did. Indeed, 
 Madame Ceriolo, with her uiual acutenesH, 
 had chosen to word her little message in a 
 foreign tongue for that very reason — so accu- 
 rately had she gauged Mr. Ltonel's human 
 peculiarities. 
 
 Early in March, ho-.vever, Armitage had 
 been suddenly recalled to England on unex- 
 pected business, reaching London by mere 
 chaiice in time to be present at Thistlcton's 
 marriage with Faith Gascoyue. So Madame 
 Ceriolo, hitving nothnig further to detain her 
 now in Italy .vnd being ausious not to let Mr. 
 Lionel languish too long uncheered by her 
 sunny presence— for man i^i tickle and London 
 is large — decided to return with the first April 
 swallows, after Browning's receipt, to dear, 
 dingy Old England. She stopped for a night 
 or two on her way In Brussels, to be sure, 
 witli a member of her distinguished aristo- 
 cratic family QMt then engaged as a scene- 
 shifter at the Theatre Poyal) ; but by the 
 morning of the fifth she was comfortably 
 settled once more at the Hdtel de I'Univers, 
 and bad made Mr. Lionel aware of her serene 
 presence by a short little note couched in the 
 simplest terms : " Back in London at last. 
 This minute arrived. When may I hope to see 
 you ? Toute tl voua de coeur. — M. A. Ceriolo." 
 
 Mr. Lionel read that admirably-worded note 
 ten tiiDfis over to huuself — it said so much 
 because it said so little ; then he folded it up 
 with Mb fat, short fingers and placed it next 
 bis heart, in his bank-note pocket. He was a 
 man of sentiment in his way, as well as of 
 businesB, was Mr. Lionel Solomons, and the 
 Ceriolo was undoubtedlv a deviliBh fine 
 woman. It was not for nothing that a countess 
 should write to him thus on her own initialled 
 and coroneted notepaper. A countess in dis- 
 tress is still always a countess. And " Toute 
 A V0U8 de coev/r, too I Mr. Lionel was not 
 learned in foreign tongues, but so much at 
 least of the French language bis OUendorffian 
 studies permitted him readily to translate. 
 He bugged himself with delight as be rolled 
 those dainty words on bis mind's tongue once 
 more. " Toute a voua de caeu/r " she wrote to 
 bim; a devilish fine woman, and a born 
 countess. 
 
 It was with infinite impatience that Mr. 
 Lionel endured the routine work of the office 
 in the City that day. His interest in the 
 wobbling of Consols nagged visibly, and even 
 the thriUing news that Portuguese Threes had 
 declined one-eighth, to 53f -g for the account, 
 fttilied to rouse for the moment his languid 
 enthusiasm. He bore with equanimity the 
 boom in Argentines, and seemed hardly in- 
 clined to attach sufficient importance to the 
 Srobable effect of the Servian crisis on the 
 oubtful value of Roumanian and Bulgarian 
 securities. All day long, in fact, he was 
 moody and preoccupied ; and more than once, 
 when nobody else was looking, be drew from 
 the pocket nearest his heart a tiny square of 
 
 once moffl 
 Toute i 
 
 cream-laid note, on wbUb he 
 devoured those intoxicating vvorJ 
 voua de cceur.—'il. A. ckbiolo." 
 
 In the evening, as soon aa the oftce closed, 
 Mr. Lionel indulged himself in the unwonted 
 luxury of a hansom cab — he mrre usoally 
 swelled the dividends of the Metropolitan 
 Itailway— and hurried home post haste to his 
 own rooms to make himself beautiful with 
 hai/-oil and a sprif^ of Roman hyacinth. 
 (Roman hyacinth, relieved with two sprays of 
 pink bouvardia, suited Mr. Lionel's complexion 
 to a T, and could be porobased cheap towards 
 nightfall, to prevent loss by fading, from the 
 florist's round the corner.) He was anxious to 
 let no delay stand in the way of bis visit to 
 Madame Ceriolo's aalon. Had not Madame 
 herself written to him, " This mmute 
 arrived"? and should be, the happy swain 
 thus honoured by the fair, show himself 
 unworthy of her marked empreaaement 7 
 
 So, as soon as he had arrayed his rotund person 
 in its most expensive and beooming apparel (as 
 advertised, fotu and a half guineas), he 
 hastened down, by hansom once more, to the 
 H6tel de I'Univprs. 
 
 Madame Ceriolo received him, metaphori- 
 cally speaking, with open arms. To have 
 done so literally would, in Madame's opinion, 
 have been bad play. Her policy was to 
 encourage attentions in not too liberal or 
 generous a spirit. By holding off a little at 
 first in the expression of your emotion you 
 draw them on in the end all the more ardently 
 and surely. 
 
 And Madame Ceriolo felt decidedly now the 
 necessity for coming to the point with Lionel 
 Solomons. The testimony of her mirror 
 compelled her to admit that she was no longer 
 so young as she had been twenty years ago. 
 To be siure, she was well preserved — remark- 
 ablv well preserved— and even almost without 
 majking up (for Madame Ceriolo relied m little 
 as possible, after all, upon the dangerous and 
 doubtful aid of cosmetics) she was still an 
 undeniably fresh and handsome little woman. 
 Her easy-going life, and the zest with which 
 she entered into ijl amusements, had com- 
 bmed with a naturally strong and lively 
 constitution to kee^ the wrinUes from her 
 brow, the colour m her cheeks, and the 
 agreeable roundness in her well-turned figure. 
 Nevertheless, Madame Ceriolo was fully aware 
 that all this could not last for ever. Her 
 exchequer was low — uncomfortably low : she 
 had succeeded in making but little at Horenoe 
 out of pla^ or bets— the latter arranged on the 
 simple prmciple of accepting when she won, 
 and smilmg when she lost in full disobarge of 
 all obligations. Armitage badi circled round 
 her like a moth round the candle, but had 
 mani^ed to get aw^ in the end without 
 singeing his wings. Madame Ceriolo sighed a 
 solemn sigh of pensive regret as die oonolnded 
 that she must declare for the present, at leoBti 
 upon Lionel Solomons. 
 
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 Not thi^t sho had tho very slighteit iilea of 
 pauing the whole remainder of her earthly 
 
 ftilgriinage in that engaging young person's 
 iitiiuate society. Folly of such magnitudo 
 would never even have occurred in her wildest 
 moment to Madame Ccriolo'a wellbnlanced and 
 well-regulated intellect. Her plan was merely 
 to suok Mr. Lionel quite dry, and then to fling 
 him away under oircuuistancns where he could 
 be of no further possible inconvenience or 
 annoyance to her. And to this intent 
 Madame Ceriolo had gradually concocted at 
 Florence— in the intervals of extracting five- 
 franc piecea by slow doles from some im- 
 poverished Tuscan count or marchese— a 
 notable Boheme which she was now in course 
 of putting into c^ctual execution. She had 
 returned to London resolved to " fetch " Mr. 
 Lionel Solomons or to perish in the attempt, and 
 she proceeded forthwith in characteristic stylo 
 to the task of " fetching " him. 
 
 In the shabby little salon everything was as 
 neat as neat could be when Mr. Lionel entered 
 to salute his charmer. A bouquet — presented 
 that day by another admirer — stood upon the 
 tab'e by the sofa in the corner, where Madame 
 Ceriolo herself lay in the half-light, her lamp 
 just judiciously snaded from above, and thu 
 folds of her becoming, soft-coloured tea-gown 
 arranged around her plump figure with the 
 most studied carelessness. Aa Lionel ap- 
 
 Eroaohed, Madame Ceriolo held out both her 
 ands in welcome, without rising from her 
 seat or discomposing her dress. 
 
 " How nice of you to come so soon ? " she 
 cried, pressing either fat palm with dex- 
 terously-adjusted pressure. " So long since 
 we've met 1 And I thought of you at Florence. 
 Even among those delicious Fra Angelioos, 
 and Lippis, and Andreas, and Delia Bobbias, I 
 often longed to be back in England, among all 
 my friends. For, after all, I love England 
 best. I sometimes say to her. With all thy 
 virtues — thy Philistine, obtrusive hypocritical 
 virtues— England, with all thy virtues, I love 
 thee stiU 1 " • 
 
 Mr. Lionel was charmed. What wit ! what 
 playfulness 1 He sat down and talked, with a 
 vague idea of being a tnorough man of the 
 world, about Florence and Italy, and all 
 Madame Ceriolo had seen and done since he 
 last set eyes on her, till he half imagined him- 
 self as cosmopolitan as she was. Indeed, he 
 had once run across (when business was slack) 
 for a fortnight to Paris, and made acquain- 
 tance with the Continent in the caf6s-chan- 
 tanU of the Ghamps-Elys^es in that seductive 
 metropolis, so that he almost felt competent to 
 disauBB the XJffizi and the Pitti Palace, or to 
 enlarge apon St. Mark's and Milan Cathedrals, 
 with as much glib readiness aa Madame Ceriolo 
 herself conld dp. 
 
 Ab for Madame, she humoured him to the 
 very top of his bent. 
 
 " Ah, what a pity it is, Mr. Solomons," she 
 9Zolftimedi 9^ Itwt, gazing across at him with 
 
 a look which was intended to convey tho iU- 
 concealod admiration of a simple but ail-too- 
 trusting lieart," what a pity it is that you, with 
 your high instinctH and aspirations— f^oM, who 
 would HO much onjov and appreciate all these 
 lovely things, should be condemned tu pass 
 all your youth — your golden youth — in iuoiling 
 and toiling after tho pursuit of wealth in that 
 dreadful City I " 
 
 " Well, tho City ain't so bad, after all," Mr. 
 Lionel answered dopreoatingly, but w>^^ ^ 
 self-satisfied smirk. " There's lots of fun, 
 too, to bo had in tlie City, I can tell you." 
 
 " That's true," Madame Ceriolo answered, 
 beaming upon him angelically ; " oh, so very 
 true — for you who say it I Of course, whoa 
 one's young, every wneie has its delights. 
 Why, I love even this dear old iingy London. 
 At our age, naturally, the universe at large 
 ought to be full of interest fo" us. But still, 
 I often think to myself. What a terrible thing 
 ib is — how badly this world we live in is 
 organised. It's the old who have all the 
 world's money in their hands. It's tho young 
 who want it, and who ought to have it." 
 
 "Just my notion to a T," M{. Lionel 
 answered, briskly, gazing at the '"enchantress 
 with open eyes. *' That's exactly what I stick 
 at. What's the good of tho tin, I always uay, 
 to a lot of hel^/less and hopeless old mumbling 
 cripples '? " 
 
 " Quite so," Madame Ceriolo continued, 
 watching his face closely, "''''hat a capital 
 principle it would be, now, if Nature made all 
 of us drop off satisfied, at sixty or there- 
 abouts, like leeches when they're full, and 
 leave all our hoarded wealth to be used and 
 enjoyed by those who have still the spirit to 
 enjoy it." 
 
 " Instead of which," Mr. Lionel y.\i in, 
 with a promjpt air of acquiescence, " one's 
 relations always go living and liying and living 
 on, on purpose to spite one, till eighty-five or 
 ninety! " 
 
 "Keeping the young people out of their 
 own BO long 1 " Madame Ceriolo echoed, to 
 pursue the pregnant train of thought uninter- 
 ruptedly. " Yes, that's just where it is. It's 
 a natural injustice. Kow, when I was out 
 over there in Florence, for example, I thought 
 to myself — I can't tell you how often (forgive 
 me, if I confess it): Suppose only Lionel 
 Solomons could be here with me too — you'll 
 pardon me, won't you, for thinking of you to 
 myself as Lionel Solomons? — how much 
 more he'd enjoy this delightful, charming 
 Italian life, with its freedom and its uncon- 
 ventionality, its sunshine and its carnival, 
 than the dreary, dismal, foggy world pf 
 London 1 " 
 
 " No, did yon really, though ? " Lionel cried, 
 open-mouthed. " I'm sure that was awfully 
 good and kind of you, Madame." 
 
 " And then I thought to myself," Madame 
 Ceriolo went on, closing her eyes ecstatically, 
 " one afternoon in the Cascine, when the sun 
 
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 THB 5CALLYWAa. 
 
 WM ihining, and the band waa playing, and 
 a crowd of voong Italian noblemen were 
 preuiiig round our carriage — Gounieu Splnelll- 
 Feroni'i carriage, you know, where Fede and 
 I were aUtlng and chatting with them— it 
 came upon me luddenly, as I looked around 
 and m»ied you : How happy dear Lionel 
 Solomoni would be in such a world aa this, if 
 only •• 
 
 She broke off and pauaed aignifloantly. 
 
 " If only what ? " Mr. Lionel asked, with an 
 ogle of delight. 
 
 " If only that rich uncle of his, old Cento- 
 Cento, down yonder at Hillborough, were to do 
 hla duty like a man and pop off the hooka at 
 once, now there's no further need or use in the 
 world any longer for him." 
 
 "Old what?" Mr. Lionel inquired, not 
 catching the niuue exactly. 
 
 " Old Cento-Cento," Madame Ceriolo an> 
 awered, with a beaming smile. " That's what 
 I always call vov^ respected uncle in Italian, 
 to myself. A hundred per cent, it means, you 
 know, in English, i usually think of him ia 
 my own mind as old Cento-Cento." 
 
 Mr. Lionel hardly knew whether to be 
 annoyed or not. 
 
 " He don't ask mor«i than other people do 
 for the same accommodation," he objected 
 half grumpily. 
 
 " No, doesn't he, though ? " Madame Ceriolo 
 replied, with the infantile smile of a aknple 
 marble cherub. " Well, I'm sorry for that ; 
 for I thought he was laying by a nice round 
 aum for aomebody else to enjoy hereafter. 
 And for somebody else's sake I think I could 
 forgive even rank uaury to old Cento-Cento. 
 He might behave like a perfect Shylook if he 
 liked, provided only it redounded in the end to 
 somebody elae'a benefit." 
 
 Mr. Lionel's face relaxed once more. " Well, 
 there's something in that," he answered, molli- 
 fied. 
 
 '* Something in that!" the enchantress 
 echoed, with a little start of surprise ; " why, 
 there's a great deal in that. There's every- 
 thing in that — Lionel." She paused a moment 
 as she let the name glide hsJf reluctantly oiT 
 her tongue. " For your sake," she went on, 
 letting her eyelashes fall with a drooping lan- 
 guor, expressive of feminine reserve and 
 timidity, " I almost fancy I could forgive him 
 anything, except his perversity in living for 
 ever. How old is he now, Lionel ? " 
 
 " Sixty-something," the younger Mr. Solo- 
 mons answered ruefully. 
 
 " And he may go on living to all eternity ! " 
 Madame Ceriolo cried, excited. " When I say 
 ' to all eternity,' I mean for twenty years — at 
 our age a perfectly endless period. Oh, Lionel, 
 think how much enjoyment you mi^ht get out 
 of that old man's money, if only — if only my 
 plan for dropping off at sixty nad met with 
 the approbation of the authorities of the 
 universe ! " 
 
 " It's very good of you to interest yourself 
 
 BO maoh In my happlneaa," Mr. Llond aald, 
 melting, and gazing at her fondly. 
 
 "Whatever intereata you Intereata me, 
 Lionel," Madame Ceriolo anawered truth- 
 fully, for ahe meant to make what waa 
 hia hera, And ahe gazed back at him lan- 
 guishing. 
 
 Fleah and blood oouM atand It no longer. 
 Mr. Lionel waa compoaed of thoae familiar 
 human }M8tological elementa. Leaning over 
 the daughter ofTyrolese aristooraoy, he seized 
 Madame Ceriolo'a hand, which half reaiated, 
 half yielded, in his own. In a fervour of 
 young love even Mr. Lionel could bo genuinely 
 carried away by the tender passion — he lifted 
 it to his lips. The Countess in distress per- 
 mitted him to impress upon it one burning 
 kiss. Then she snatched it uway, tremulously, 
 like one who feels conscious of having allowed 
 her feelings to get the better of her judgment 
 in a moment of weakness. 
 
 " No, no," she exclaimed faintly ; "not that, 
 not that, Lionel 1 " 
 
 " And why not ? " Mr. Lionel asked, bend- 
 ing over her, all eagerness. 
 
 " Because," the Countess in distress answered 
 with a deep drawn sigh, " I am toe, too weak. 
 It can never be. I can never, never burden 
 you." 
 
 Mr. Lionel had hardly before reflected with 
 seriousness upon the question whether he 
 desired to be burdened with Madame Ceriolo 
 as a partner for life or not ; but thus suddenly 
 
 Eut upon his mettle, he forgot to reason vitn 
 imself as to the wisdom of his course ; he 
 forgot to pause for committee of supply ; he 
 forgot to debate the proa and coru of the state 
 of matrimony ; he retained sense enough 
 merely to pour forth his full soul in unpre- 
 meditated strains of passionate pleading, aa 
 conceived in the East Central postal district. 
 He flung himself figuratively at Madame 
 Csriolo's feet. He laid his heart and hand 
 at Madame Ceriolo's footstool. He grovelled 
 in the dust before Madame Ceriolo's throne. 
 He begged Madame Ceriolo at iJl risks and 
 hazards to make him the happiest of mankind 
 at once and for ever. 
 
 And being human after all, he meant it all 
 as he said it ; he meant it every word, without 
 deduction or discount. She was a devilish 
 fine woman, and she intoxicated him with her 
 presence. 
 
 But Madame Ceriolo, with .difficulty pre- 
 serving her womanly dignity and trembling 
 all over with profound regret, reluctantly 
 declined the proffered anatomical apeoimena. 
 His heart and hand she muat perforce deny 
 herself. 
 
 "Oh, no," ahe anawered; "Lionel, dear 
 Lionel, it can never be 1 Weak aa I am, for 
 your sake, I must steel myself. What have I 
 to offer you in return for your love ? Nothing 
 but the bare shadow of a noble name — an 
 empty title — a useless coronet. I won't 
 burden any further yomr youth that onght to 
 
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THE PLAN PROQRBSSBS. 
 
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 be BO free — while the unole lives. If old 
 Cento-Cento were to be gathered to his fathers 
 now, or were to see his way to malting you a 
 
 }.roper allowance — perhaps in time But 
 
 as it is — impossible t I won't even wait for 
 vou : I won't let you wait for me. Let uu 
 both be free, ... I, at least, will never make 
 anv use of my freedom I " 
 
 Mr. Lionel rose and p(.oed the talon. " Yon 
 won't have long to wait," he exclaimed, 
 stran^i^e thoughts surging within him. " Marie 
 — may I call you Marie ?— ^)li, thank you I I 
 swear it." 
 
 Madame Ceriolo dropped back upon her 
 cushions in admirable ui, "m. " Oh, Lionel," 
 she cried, all aghast at his 'uoldneas, " what- 
 ever you do, whatever you mean, for my sake 
 be prudent 1 " 
 
 CHAPTER XXXVI. 
 
 THE PLAN PR00RKS8RS. 
 
 When Lionel Solomons left tho Hdtel de 
 rUnivers that evening, at a very late hour, 
 Madame Ceriolo lay back on her cushions 
 with a smiling face and laughed low to herself. 
 '* Booked t " she murmured, under her breath, 
 much amused. "Distinctly booked I I've 
 only just go*; to play him carefully now and 
 my nsh is landed I For Madame Ceriolo 
 was not such a purist in her metaphors as 
 many diutinguished critics would wish us all 
 to be. Khe tliought in the natural terms of 
 everyday humanity, not in the forced language 
 pedants would fain impose upon us. They 
 would have insisted upon it that she must 
 have said to herself " hooked ! " not " booked I " 
 in order to guard against a mixture of meta- 
 phors. Only, unfortunately, as a matter of 
 foot, being human, she didn't. 
 
 But Mr. Lionel went home much perturbed 
 in soul. He had let himself in for Madamo 
 Ceriolo in real earnest now, and he must face 
 the difficulty he had himself created in his 
 own path through life. Money must be found 
 somehow ; money, money, money, if possible, 
 by fair means ; but if those failed, then other- 
 wise. 
 
 Not that Mr. Lionel repented him of his choice. 
 She was a devilish fine woman and a real 
 countess. Her notepaper was stamped with 
 an indubitable coronet. She knew the world, 
 and could open the way for him into Society 
 he had never as yet even dreamed of attempt- 
 ing. She could help him to take down that 
 png Gascoyne, who sadly wanted taking down 
 a peg or two. Nothing could be nicer — if only 
 it were practicable. But there came the rub. 
 If only it were practicable ! 
 
 And the next three weeks were wholly 
 spent by Mr. Lionel Solomons in trying to 
 tnink how he could make it all possible I 
 
 During those few weeks he saw much, it 
 need hardly be said, of Madame Ceriolo. The 
 Countess in distress, having once decided upon 
 
 her course of action, had no intention 0. lotting 
 the grass grow under her feet. Her plan was 
 to strike while the iron was hot. The fish 
 tnust be landni without delay. So she devoted 
 liur by no luv ms inconsiderable talents to the 
 (■•m^-eiiial task of gently suggesting to Lionel 
 Buluiiions her own preconceived somtion of her 
 own created problem. 
 
 Hho didn't let Lionel see she was suggesting 
 it, of course. Oh, dear no : Madame was far 
 too clever and too cautious for that. To pro- 
 pose, however remotely, that he should do 
 anything dishonourable for her own dear sake 
 would be inartistic and disenchanting. The 
 Countess in distress played her cards more 
 cleverly. She only made him feel, by obscure 
 innuendoes and ingenious half -hints, how 
 admirable a thing it would be in the abstract 
 if the money that lay in Mr. Solomons' safe 
 oould be transferred without difficulty to the 
 bottom of his nephew's waistcoat-pocket. 
 Madame Ceriolo had no intention, indeed, of 
 mixing up her own unsullied name with any 
 doubtful transactions in the matter of the pro- 
 posed readjustment of poourities. She avoided 
 all appearance of evil with religious avoidance. 
 During a longer course of life than she cared 
 to admit even to her own looking-glass, she 
 had carefully kept outside the law-courts of 
 her countrv. She hadn't the slightest idea of 
 entering them now. If swindling must be 
 done, let others swindle ; 'twas hers to batten 
 innocently on the booty of the swindled. Her 
 cue was to urge on Mr. Lionel by vague sug- 
 gestions that suggested nothing — to let him 
 think he was planning the whole thing liim- 
 self, when, in reality, he was going blindfolded 
 whither his charmer led him. 
 
 Nor was it part of her design, either, to 
 commit herself unreservedly to Mr. Lionel for 
 any lengthened period. She saw in him a 
 considerable temporary convenience, whose 
 pickings might even bo juJlclonsiy applied to 
 the more secure capture of Armitage, or some 
 other equally eligible person, in the remoter 
 future. Funds were necessary for the further 
 prosecuticn of the campaign of life ; Mr. 
 Lionel might well consider himself flattered 
 in being selected as the instrument for supply- 
 ing the sinews of war for the time being to so 
 distinguished a strategist. So Madame Ceriolo 
 contrived to spread her net wide, and to en- 
 tangle her young admirer artfully within its 
 cunning coils. 
 
 It was a Sunday in autumn— that next 
 succeeding autumn — and Madame lolled once 
 more upon those accustomed cushions. To 
 loll suited the Ceriolo figiure; it suggested 
 most amply the native voluptuousness of the 
 Ceriolo charms. 
 
 *' Z^bie," Madame Ceriolo called out to her 
 faithful attendant, " put away these flowers 
 into my bedroom, will you? They are the 
 Armitage's, and the Armitage must be sternly 
 ignored. Set the ugly little Jew's bouquet 
 here by my side. And listen, imbecile ; don't 
 
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no 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 go grinning like that. I expect the little Jew 
 himself to drop in this afternoon. Entends-tu 
 done, stupidef The uglj little Jew, I tell 
 yon, is coming. Show him vp at once, the 
 minute he arrives, and for the rest, whoever 
 comes, ' Madame ne regoit pae avjourd'hui ; ' 
 now, do you hear me, image ? " 
 
 " Owi, Madame" Euslbie answered with 
 imperturbable good-humour. " Though I should 
 think Madame ought almost to have cleared 
 out the little Jew by this time." 
 
 " Z^bie," Madame answered with a not un- 
 flattered smile, " you medule too much. You 
 positively presume. I shall have to speak of 
 your conduct, I fear, to the patron. You are 
 of an impertinence — oh, of an impertinence I 
 What is it to you why I receive this gentle- 
 man t His attentions are strictly pour le ban 
 
 motif. Were it otherwise " Madame 
 
 leaned back on her cushions and composed her 
 face with profound gravity into the severest 
 imitation of the stern British matron. " Go, 
 Z6bie," she continued. " This levity surprises 
 me. Besides, I rather think I hear — on sonne. 
 Go down »nd bring him up. It's the ugly 
 little Jew — I know his footstep." 
 
 " Lionel I " Madame Ceriolo was exclaiming 
 a moment later, her left palm pressed un- 
 obtrusively about the region of her heart, to 
 still its beating, and her right extended with 
 effusion to greet him. " I hardly expected 
 you would come to-day t A pleasure un- 
 expected is doubly pleasant. Sit down, dear 
 heart " — in German this last — " l3t me take a 
 good look at you now. So delighted to 
 see you!" 
 
 Mr. Lionel sat down, and twirled his hat. 
 His charmer gazed at him, but he hardly 
 heeded her. He talked for some noinutes 
 with a preoccupied air. Madame Ceriolo 
 didn't fp.il to note that some more important 
 subject than the weather and the theatre, on 
 both which he touched in passing with light 
 lips, engrossed his soul. But sho waited 
 patiently. She let him go on, dnd went on 
 herself, as becomes young love, with these 
 minor matters. 
 
 " And so Mignonette was good ? " she said, 
 throwing volumes into her glance. " I'm sorry 
 I wasn't able to gu with you myself. That 
 box was a temptation. But I think, you know, 
 so long as nothing definite can be arranged 
 between us," and she sighed gently, " it's best 
 I shouldn't be seen with you too much in 
 public. A Woman, and especially a woman 
 qui cowrt le monde toute aeule, can't be too 
 careful, you see, to avoid being talked about. 
 If only for your sake, Lionel, I can't be too 
 careful." 
 
 Mr. Lidnel twirled his hat more violently 
 than ever. 
 
 " Well that Ivfit wLat I've come to talk to 
 you about, Marie," he said with some awkward- 
 ness—though he called her plhin Marie quite 
 raiu rally now. " ' So long ns nothing definite 
 can be arranged between ns,' you say. Well, 
 
 there it is, you see ; I want to put things at 
 last upon a definite basis. The question is, 
 Are you or are you not prepared to trust your- 
 self implicitly to my keeping ? " 
 
 The Countess In distress started with a well- 
 designed start. 
 
 "Oh, Lionel," she cried, like a girl of 
 sixteen, " do you really, really, really mean 
 it?" 
 
 "Yes, I really mean it," Mr. Lionel 
 answered, much flattered at her yovlthful 
 emotion. " I've worked it all out, and I think 
 I do see my vi'siy clear before me in essentials 
 at last. But before I take any serious step 
 I wish you'd allow me to explain at fuU 
 to you." 
 
 " No, no I " Madame Ceriolo answered, 
 clapping her hands on her ears and turning 
 upon him with a magnificent burst of feminine 
 weakness and trustfulness. "I'd rather not 
 hear. I'd rather know nothing. It's quite 
 enough for me if you say you can do it. I 
 don't want to be told how. I don't want to 
 ask why. I feel sure you could do nothing 
 untrue or dishonourable. I'm content if you 
 tell me you have solved our problem." 
 
 And, indeed, as a matter of fact, it suited 
 Madame Ceriolo's book best to be able to 
 plead entire ignorance of Mr. Lionel's doings, 
 in case that imprudent young gentleman 
 should ever happen to find himself face to face 
 with a criminal prosecution. She knew the 
 chances of the game too well. She preferred 
 to pose rather as dupe than as accomplice. 
 
 Lionel Solomons winced a uttle at that 
 painfully suggested clause, " untrue or dis- 
 honourable," but for all that he kept his own 
 counsel. 
 
 " At any rate," he went on more cautiously, 
 •' whatever I did, Marie, I hope and trust you 
 wouldn't be aigry with me ? " 
 
 "Angry with you? " the Ceriolo echoed in 
 a blank tone of surprise. "Angry with you, 
 Lionel ! Impossible ! Incredible 1 Incon- 
 ceivable I How could I be ? Whatever you 
 did and whatever you dared. Would be righ/ to 
 me, dehrest one. However the world might 
 judge it, I at least would understand Sai 
 appreciate your motives. I would know ^at 
 your love, your love for me, sanctified and 
 excused whatever means you might be 
 compelled to adopt for my sake, Lionel I " 
 
 The young man leant forward and pressed 
 that plump hand tendorly. 
 
 " Then you'll forgive me," he said, "what- 
 ever 1 may risk for tou ? " 
 
 "Everything," Madame Ceriolo answered 
 with innocent trust, " provided you don't 
 explain to me and ask me beforehand. I have 
 perfect confidence in your wisdom and your 
 honour." 
 
 And as she said the last words, she looked 
 up in his face with a guileless look that quite 
 took him captive. For guilele<is as it was, 
 Lionel Solomons somehow felt in his heart of 
 hearts that Madame Ceriolo, in the most 
 
 deUe 
 
 ment 
 
 ness 
 
 quite 
 
 rate. 
 
THE OLAN PROQRESSES. 
 
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 hingsat 
 stion is, 
 8t your- 
 
 a well. 
 
 delioate and graceful manner possible, had 
 mentally winked at him. And the conscious- 
 ness of that infantile implied wink set him 
 quite at his ease on moral grounds, at any 
 rate. 
 
 " We shall have to leave England," he went 
 on after a brief pause, du ing which his siren 
 had been steadily transfixing him with those 
 liquid eyes of liers. 
 
 " That's nothing to me," Madame responded 
 passionately, in soft, low tones. "Where 
 those I love are with me, there is my home, 
 Besides, all Europe is pretty much the same to 
 a woman who has travelled as long as I have 
 done." She sighed once more. " I've been 
 buffeted about the world," she went on, with a 
 pathetic cadence, " in many strange places — 
 Italy, Germany, Bussia, Spain — it's all one to 
 me." 
 
 " Spain won't do, though," Mr. Lionel 
 responded briskly, half letting out his secret in 
 the candour of private life (as encouraged by 
 Madame). " Spain's played out, they say. 
 No good any longer. A man's no safer there 
 since the last treaty than anywhere else on the 
 Continent." 
 
 "I don't quite understand you," Madame 
 went on, once more, with that infantile 
 smile repeated for his benefit, half as a wink 
 and half as a warning. " We shall be safe 
 wherever we go, dear heart, if we're true to 
 one another. Spain would be as good as 
 anywhere else, Lionel." 
 
 " y/ell, I don't mean to go there anyhow," 
 Mr. Lionel rejoined with prudent vagueness. 
 " Marie — can you follow me — across the broad 
 Atlantic?" 
 
 The Geriolo gave a start of pleased surprise. 
 
 Nothing on earth would suit her plans so 
 welL It was she herself who, by her 
 dexterous remarks, a vropos dea bottea, had 
 first put into his head the notion of South 
 America as a possible place of refuge from 
 impertinent inquiry. But he didn't know that 
 himself ; he thought he had hit upon it all of 
 his own mere notion. And he waited 
 anxiously after playing this very doubtful 
 card ; while Madame, pretending to be taken 
 aback with astonishment, turned it over in her 
 own mind with sadden lovesick infatuation. 
 
 "With you, Lionel," she cried, seizing his 
 hand in hers, and pressing it to her lips 
 ecstatically, " I could go to the world's end- 
 anywhere — everywhere 1 " 
 
 And, indeed, if it came to that, the nearer 
 the world's end she got, the easier it would be 
 for her to leave Mr. Lionel in the lurch as 
 soon as she was done with him. In Paris or 
 Madrid he might get in her wajr in the end 
 and defeat her purpose ; but in Bio or Buenos 
 Ayres he would be harmless to hurt her, when 
 the orange once sucked dry, she turned her 
 wandering back anew towards the lodestar of 
 London in search of Armitage. 
 
 "Thank you," Mr. Lionel said, with warmth, 
 imd imbraoed her tenderly. 
 
 "Will it be New York?" Madame Ceriolo 
 asked, gazing up at him yet again witli in- 
 finite trustfulness. "Or do ^'ou prefer Phila- 
 delphia ? " 
 
 " Well, neither, Marie," Mr. Lionel an- 
 swered, fearing once more he might rouse 
 suspicion or disgust in that innucent bosom. 
 " I think— the— peculiar circumstances under 
 which we must sail will compel our port to be 
 Buenos Ayres." 
 
 " That's a long way off," Madame mtised, 
 resignedly — "a very long way off, indeed. 
 But where you are, Lionel, I shall be happy 
 for ever." 
 
 The unfortunate young dupe endeavoured 
 to hedge. Madame Ceriolo was forcing his 
 hand too fast. 
 
 " Well, I don't say yet I've made up my 
 mind to go," he continued, hastily. " There 
 are contingencies that may occur which might 
 
 easily prevent it. If my uncle " 
 
 Madame Geriolo clapped her hand promptly 
 upon his mouth. 
 
 " Not one word," she exclaimed, with fer- 
 vour, "about old Cento-Cento. He's a bad 
 old man not to make things easier for you. 
 It's a sin and a shame you shouldn't be able 
 to come into your own and live comfortably 
 without expatriation. I won't hear the 
 ancient wretch's name so much as uttered in 
 my presence. When you've finally emigrated, 
 and we settle down on your quiet little farm 
 in South America for life, I shall write to the 
 old horror, and just tell him what I think of 
 him." 
 
 " Oh no, you won't," Mr. Lionel interposed, 
 hastily. 
 
 "Oh yes, I will," Madame Ceriolo persisted, 
 all smiles. 
 
 Mr. Lionel glanced across at her in doubt 
 once more. Was she really so childishly in- 
 nocent as she seemed? Or was she only 
 doing it all just to keep up appearances? He 
 was almost half afraid she really meant what 
 she said. For a moment he faltered. Was it 
 safe, after all, to nm away with this guileless 
 creature ? 
 
 Madame Ceriolo read the passing doubt in 
 his eyes. And she answered it characteristi- 
 cally. She drew out from her pocket a little 
 packet of thin rice paper and a pouch of deli- 
 cately-scented Bussi&n tobacco. 
 
 " Let me roll you a cigarette," she said, 
 peering deep into his eyes. 
 
 Her gaze was full of unspeakable compre- 
 hension. 
 
 " Thanks," he answered. 
 And she proceeded to roll it. How deftly 
 those plump but dainty little fingers did their 
 familiar work ! He watched and admired. 
 What a magical charm, to bo sure, that fawn- 
 eyed Countess carried about with her! He 
 took the cigarette from her hand, and she held 
 the match herself to him. Then she went on 
 to roll a second for herself. As soon as it was 
 finished she placed it jauntily between those 
 
112 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 rich red lips and lighted it from his. How 
 their eyes met and darted contagious fire as 
 she puffed and drew in at two cigarettes' 
 length of distance between their faces t Then 
 Madame leaned back on the pillows and puffed 
 away, not vigorously, but with languid and 
 long-drawn enjoyment. 
 
 Lioiiel had seen her smoke so a dozen times 
 before ; but this time the action had a special 
 significance for him. She smoked like a 
 woman to the manner bom. How impossible 
 to conceive that a person who handled her 
 cigaiette like that could be quite so blindly 
 innocent as his charmer pretended to be. 
 
 And if not so innocent, then, why, hang it 
 all I what a clever little actress and schemer 
 she was 1 How admirably she let him see, 
 without one incriminating word ever passing 
 between them, that she knew and approved 
 exactly what he intended. 
 
 " So we understand one another ? " he asked, 
 leaning ovor her all intoxicated. 
 
 ' ' And Madame, pausing to blow out a long, 
 slow current of thin blue smoke between her 
 pursed-up lips, answered at last, gazing hard 
 once more into the depths of his eyes : 
 
 " We nnderstand one another perfectly. 
 Make what arrangements you choose, and take 
 your passage when you like. I am only yours. 
 What day do you fix ? " 
 
 " For — the ceremony ? " 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 " Saturday." 
 
 CHAPTER XXXVII. 
 
 THE PLAN IN ACTION. 
 
 To finish all needful preparations by Saturday 
 was very hard work indeed ; biit having 
 plighted his troth thus hastily to lady fair — as 
 fair as pearl powder and crSme de Ninon could 
 make her — Mr. Lionel Solomons would have 
 been loath in heart to fail her at a pinch, and 
 he strained every nerve accordingly to com- 
 plete his arrangements by the date agreed 
 upon. 
 
 And yet there was a great deal, a very great 
 deal, to do meanwhile. Let alone certain im- 
 portant but doubtful elements in the case, 
 which Madame Geriolo in her prudence would 
 not so much as permit to be named before 
 her, other more prosaic and ordinary prepara- 
 tions had still to be performed, as per Act of 
 Parliament in that case made and provided. 
 There was the paternal blessing of the most 
 Reverend Father in God, the Archbishop of 
 Canterbury, to be obtained for this propitious 
 union, on a piece of stamped paper duly sealed 
 and delivered ; for Madame Ceriolo, true to 
 her principles to the last, intended to be mar- 
 ried with all proper solemnities to Mr. Lionel 
 Solomons, in a building legally set apart for 
 the solemnisation of matrimony, in accord- 
 ance with the rites and ceremonies of the 
 Church of England as by law established. No 
 
 Registrar's office or hole-and-oomer prooeed*' 
 ings of doubtful rospoctability would suit 
 Madame' s delicate sense of the becoming in 
 these profound matters ; she must be married, 
 if at all, by special license, and according to 
 the rites of that Church in which, as she often 
 remarked, her dear mamma's father bad 
 formerly been a distinguished and respected 
 dignitary. To be sure, once tied to Mr. Lionel 
 Solomons by this stringent bond, there might 
 be difficulties in the way of getting rid of him 
 '^ereafter ; but, like a wise woman, Madame 
 resolved to take short views and chance tidem. 
 It's better to be decently married even to a 
 man you mean to suck dry and desert when 
 completely drained, than to create a scandal. 
 A separation between married folks is now- 
 adays almost fashionable, and certainly not 
 under the ban of the omnipotent Mrs. Grundy. 
 And who knows what becomes of a beggared 
 man in Buenos Ayres? Madame Ceriolo 
 trusted to the noble modern principle of 
 natural selection to improve Mr. Lionel 
 shortly off the face of the earth in those re- 
 mote parts ; and at any rate she felt sure she 
 was doing the very best possible for herself at 
 present in marrying him. 
 
 Mr. Lionel, for his part, showed unwonted 
 energy in getting everything ready beforehand 
 for that eventful Saturday. After procuring 
 his license, and securing his berths, and 
 engaging his parson, and making his way in 
 every respect clear before him, he ran down, 
 at last, on the Thursday of that eventful week 
 to HiUborough. Everything depended now 
 on the success of his visit. If he could succeed 
 in what he wanted, all would be well ; if not, 
 he would have the mortification and chagrin 
 on fiaturday of confessing to the Ceriolo a 
 complete fiasco. 
 
 Cn the way down, the Sc>uth-Eastern Rail- 
 way Company's suburban train, making its 
 wonted pace, gave Mr. Lionel in his comfort- 
 able smoking compartment ample time for 
 meditation and reflection. And Mr. Lionel, 
 turning all things quietly over with himself, 
 came to the conclusion, in cold blood, that 
 after all he was doing the very best thing for 
 himself in thus anticipating his imcle's testa- 
 mentary dispositions. Mr. Solomons the elder 
 had frequently explained to him that all the 
 money he had ground out of the Gascoynes 
 and all his other clients by slow process was 
 intended in the end, wholly and solely, for Mr. 
 Lionel's own personal use and benefit. 
 
 "It's all for your sake I do it, Leo," Mr. 
 Solomons had said to him deprecatingly more 
 than once. "It's all for you that I slave 
 and hoard and wear myself out without 
 getting any reasonable return in life for it." 
 
 And in a certain sense Mr. Lionel knew that 
 was true. His uncle made and hoarded money, 
 to be sure, because to ms^e and hoard money 
 was the instinct of his kind : but Mr. Lionel 
 was the conscious end in view for which as 
 immediate object he made and hoarded it. 
 
prooeed<' 
 >ald suit 
 oming in 
 
 married, 
 ordinff to 
 she often 
 ther had 
 respected 
 fr. Lionel 
 sre might 
 id of him 
 
 Madame 
 Dce tidem. 
 even to a 
 9ert when 
 
 scandal. 
 
 is now- 
 ainly not 
 
 Grundy, 
 beggared 
 e Ceriolo 
 inciple of 
 '. Lionel 
 those re- 
 t sure she 
 herself at 
 
 unwonted 
 )eforehand 
 
 procuring 
 irths, and 
 lis way in 
 ran down, 
 ntful week 
 nded now 
 lid succeed 
 jU; if not, 
 id chagrin 
 
 Ceriolo a 
 
 stem Bail- 
 uaking its 
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 time for 
 Ir. Lionel, 
 h himself, 
 ilood, that 
 ; thing for 
 ole's testa- 
 s the elder 
 lat all the 
 Gaecoynes 
 rocess was 
 ly, for Mr. 
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THE PLAN OF ACTION. 
 
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 Still, Mr. Lionel reflected to Iiimself in his 
 unprejudiced way, what wai the good of money 
 to a man of fifty ? And if Uncle Judah went 
 on living for ever, as one might expect, in 
 spite of his heart (for creaking doors last long), 
 he, Lionel, would be certainly fifty or there- 
 ab?>ut8 before he had the slightest chance of 
 touching one penny of it. It was absurd of a 
 man to toil and slave for his nephew's sake 
 and then keep that nephew out of his own 
 indefinitely. Mr. Lionel was prepared to 
 relieve Uncle Judah from the onus of that 
 illogical and untenable situation : he was pre- 
 pared to carry out his uncle's implied desire in 
 a manner more intelligent and more directly 
 sensible than his uncle contemplated. 
 
 At any time of his life, indeed, he would 
 have thought the same ; he had often thought 
 it before, though he had never dared to act 
 •upon it. But the great use of a woman in this 
 world is that she supplies an efficient stimulus 
 to action. Madame Geriolo's clever and well- 
 directed hints had rendered actual these 
 potential impulses of Lionel's. She had 
 urged him forward to do as he thought ; to 
 take Time by the forelock, and realise at once 
 his uncle's sayings. He was prepared now to 
 discount his future fortune — at a modest per- 
 centage ; to take at once what would in any 
 case be his on his uncle's death for an im- 
 mediate inheritance. 
 
 At fifty, of what use would it be to himself 
 and his Countess ? And what worlds of fun 
 they could get out of it nowadays. 
 
 Madame Ceriolo, indeed, had for many 
 weeks been carefully instilling that simple 
 moral by wide generalizations and harmless 
 copybook maxims into his receptive soul ; and 
 the seed she sowed had fallen on strictly 
 appropriate soil, and, springing up well, was 
 now to bring forth fruit in vigorous action. A 
 man, Madame had assured him more than 
 once, should wisely plan and boldly execute ; 
 and having attained his end, should sit down 
 in peace unuer his own vine and fig-tree to 
 rest and enjoy himself. None but the brave 
 deserve the fair; and when the brave had 
 risked much for the sake of a Countess in 
 distress, she must be cruel indeed if, after that, 
 she found it in her heart to blame or upbraid 
 him. 
 
 So Mr. Lionel sped slowly on his way south- 
 ward, well satisfied in soul that he was doing 
 the best in the end for himself and his 
 charmer, and little trembling for the success of 
 his vigorous plan of action. 
 
 When he reached HiUborough and his 
 uncle's office, he found Mr. Solomons very red 
 in the face with suppressed excitement from a 
 recent passage- at-arms with the local attorney. 
 
 " That fellow WilMe wanted to cheat me out 
 of two and fonrpence costs, Leo," Mr. 
 Solomons exclaimed indignantly, in explana- 
 tion of his ruffled temper and suffused cheeks ; 
 " but I wouldn't stand that, you know ; I've 
 had it out with him fairly, and I don't think 
 
 he'll try it on with me a second time, the low 
 pettifogging creature." 
 
 "It's made you precious pink about the 
 gills, anyway," Mr. Lionel retorted with 
 cheerful sympathy, seating himself lazily in 
 the easy-chair and gazing up at his uncle's red 
 face and rotund figure. 
 
 And, indeed, Mr. Solomons was very flushed 
 —flushed, his nephew observed, with a certain 
 deep blue lividness around the lips and eyes 
 which often indicates the later stages of heart- 
 disease. Certain qualms of conscience rose 
 that moment in Mr. Lionel's soul. Was he 
 going to render himself liable to criminal 
 proceedings, then, all for nothing? If he 
 waited a few weeks, or months, or seasons, 
 would the pear drop ripe from the branch of 
 its own accord ? Was he anticipating Nature 
 dangerously when, if he held on in quiet a 
 little longer. Nature herself would bring him 
 his inheritance ? These were practical 
 questions that Mr. Lionel's conscience coiild 
 readily understand, while on more abstract 
 planes, perhaps, it would have been deaf as 
 an adder. Uncle Judah's heart was clearly 
 getting very much the worse for wear. He 
 might pop off any day. Why seek to get by 
 fovd means what would be his in time by fair, 
 if only he cared to watch and wait for it. 
 
 Pshaw 1 It was too late for such squeamish- 
 nesB now. With the Archbishop of Canter- 
 bury's blessing in his desk, and the Boyal 
 Mail Steam Company's receipt for berths per 
 steamship Dom Pedro to Buenos Ayres direct 
 in his trousers-pocket, he couldn't turn back at 
 the eleventh hour and await contingencies. 
 Threatened men live long. It's no good 
 coimting upon heart-disease ; the very worst 
 hearts go beating on for years and years with 
 most annoying regularity. Besides, what 
 would Marie say if he returned to town and 
 told her lamely that his plans had fallen 
 through, and that he must decline to marry 
 her, as per agreement arranged on Saturday 
 morning ? When you've made up your mind 
 to wed the charmer who has enslaved your 
 heart, at the week's end, you can't put her off 
 on Thursday afternoon at two days* notice. 
 Come what might now, he must pull this thing 
 through. He must carry out his plan as 
 settled upon at all hazard. 
 
 " I'm glad you've come, though, Leo," Mr. 
 Solomons replied, putting his necktie straight 
 and endeavouring to compose his ruffled tem- 
 per. "I've a great many things I want to 
 talk over with you. I'd like your advice about 
 sundry securities I hold in my bands. Espe- 
 cially as to selling those Central Southern 
 BAilway Debentiures." 
 
 Mr. Lionel's eyes glistened as his uncle rose 
 ten minutes later, after some further parley 
 on business matters, and went over to the safe 
 where the papers which represented his wealth 
 were duly pigeon-holed. How pat ! How 
 opportune ! He had fallen on his feet indeed : 
 this was precisely the exact chance he needed. 
 
 
"4 
 
 THE flCALLYWAO. 
 
 Mff. SolomoDs drew out the varioua seouritieB 
 one by one, and diaoasaed with loving cadenoea 
 their different valuea. 
 
 "All youra, all voura, Leo, my dear," he 
 murmured more than once, aa he fingered 
 them gingerly. " You'll be a rich man, Leo, 
 when you come into your own. Gaa and 
 Coke Company'a A's yield 12 per cent, to 
 original inveatora, of which I was one. 
 Twelve per cent, is very good interest as 
 timen go nowadays on that olasa of security ; 
 excellent interest. No ribk ; no difficulty ; 
 nothing to do but to ait in your eaay-chair, 
 with your lege in the air, and draw your 
 dividends. Not my style of busineas, you 
 know, Leo ; too slow fur me. I like aome- 
 thing that givea me good returna and oloae 
 pickings, and some fun for one'a money ; but 
 for yoxa aake, my dear boy, I like to have a 
 little reaerve-fund put away safely. It's 
 better than all these speculative investments 
 •ter all, Leo." 
 
 " Certainly," Mr. Lionel assented with 
 promptitude. " Something that can be called 
 in and realized at any moment. Something 
 one can turn into ready cash on the open 
 Stock Exchange whenever it's needed. Where- 
 as, with most of your money-lending tranaac- 
 tiona, you aee, you never know where you are 
 — ^like that beastly Gascoyne business, for ex- 
 ample. Money sunk in a hole, that's what I 
 call it." 
 
 " What's that ? " Mr. Solomons interposed 
 sharply, looking round over hia shoulder, 
 alarmed at the sound of those ominous words, 
 " realised at any moment." " Money sunk in 
 a hole ! Nothing of the sort, I give you my 
 word, Leo. Here's the papera all as straight 
 and baaineaa-like aa poasible ; and he's paymg 
 intereet monthly ; he'a paying intereat at the 
 rate of twenty per cent, per annum with the 
 greatest regularity. Sir Paul Oascoyne, Bart., 
 is an honourable party." 
 
 Mr. Lionel continued to turn oyer the bonds, 
 and noted oarefolly where each was pigeon- 
 holed. " You Likven't had these out," he said 
 with a casual air, obaerving the dust upon 
 them, "since I WM down hwe last. I see 
 they're juat as I pat them back myself last 
 time." 
 
 " Well, I don't go to the safe, not twice in a 
 twelvemonth, exoept when coupons fall due," 
 his uncle answered unconcerned, as he fingered 
 once more the Gascoyne notes of hand with 
 that loving, lingering touch of his. " It's best 
 not to meddle with these things too often, Leo. 
 They might get lying about loose, and be mis- 
 laid or stolen." 
 
 "Quite so," Mr. Lionel answered dryly, 
 retreating to a seat, and running his fat hand 
 easily through his oily locks while he regarded 
 the safe from afar on his chair in the comer 
 with profound interost. It suited his g^e, in 
 fact, that Mr. Solomons should vint it as 
 seldom as possible. Suppose by any chance 
 certain securities should happen to be mislaid. 
 
 in the course of the next week or so — ^now, for 
 example — it might be Christmas or thereabouts 
 before Mr. Solomons so much as even missed 
 them. 
 
 As they loitered about and talked over the 
 question of the Central Southern Debentures, 
 Mr. Solomons' boy from the office below poked 
 his head into the room and announced briefly : 
 
 " Mr. Barr to see you, sir." 
 
 " I must run down, Leo," Mr. Solomons said, 
 glancing about him with a hasty eye at the 
 bonds and debentures. "Barr and Wilkie 
 again I If ever there was a troublesome set 
 of men on earth, it's country attorneys. Just 
 put these things back into the safe, there's a 
 good fellow, and turn the key on them. The 
 combination's ' Lionel.' It's all yours, you 
 see ; all yours, my boy ; so I open and shut the 
 lock Mtiih your name for a key, Leo." 
 
 And he gave an affectionate glance at the. 
 oleaginous young man (who sat tilting his 
 chair) as he retreated hurriedly towards the 
 door and the staircase. 
 
 Thus providentially left to himself in full 
 possession, Mr. Lionel Solomons could hardly 
 refrain from bursting out at once into a hearty 
 laugh. It was too funny I Did there ever live 
 on earth such a precious old fool as his uncle 
 Judah ? " It's all yours, you see I " Ha, ha, 
 the humour of it I He should just think it 
 was, more literally now than Uncle Judah 
 intended. And he opened the aaf e to the word 
 " Lionel 1 " Such iimocence deserved to be 
 severely fleeced. It positively deserved. A 
 man who had reached his uncle Judah's years 
 ought surely to know better than leave any- 
 body whatsoever — friend or foe — face to face 
 alone with those convertible securities. 
 
 When Mr. Lionel Solomons came down to 
 Eillborough, it had been his intention to spend 
 the whole of that night under the avuncular 
 roof ; to possess himself of the avuncular keys 
 and combination ; and to rifle that safe in fear 
 and trembling in the small hours of the morn- 
 ing, when he meant to rise on the plea of 
 catching the first train to London. But fate 
 and that old fool had combined to put things 
 far more easily into his power for a moment. 
 All he had to do was to place such bonds and 
 securities as were most easily negotiable in 
 his own pocket-book, to stick the worthless 
 Gascoyne notes of hand, as too cheap for 
 robbing, in their accustomed pigeon-hole, to 
 lock the safe to a different combination (whi(^ 
 would render immediate detection somewhat 
 less probable), and return the keys with the 
 smiling face of innocence to his respected 
 relation. And as Mr. Lionel was not witiiout 
 a touch of grim humour in his composition, 
 he chose for the combination by which idone 
 the safe could next be opened the one signifi- 
 cant word, " Idiot." 
 
 "If he finds that out," the dutiful nephew 
 chuckled to himself, merrily, " why. all I can 
 say is, he'll be a great deal leas ot one t^ n 
 ever I take him to be." r ,j,,,.; ,;;. , .,, , . ,., 
 
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 tbouts 
 Imissed 
 
 V6T the 
 
 itures, 
 
 ' poked 
 
 kiefly : 
 
 ON THE TRACK OP THB ROBBER. 
 
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 t the. 
 g his 
 the 
 
 When Mr. Solomona onoe more reappeared 
 iip<Ki the scene, flashed again with eontention 
 with his natural enemies, the attorneys, Mr. 
 Lionel hemded him back his bunch of keys 
 with perfect sangfroid, and merely observed 
 with a gentle smile of superior compassion: 
 
 " I wouldn't get rid of those Central 
 Southerns yet awhile, if I were you. The 
 tightness won't last. I don't believe in these 
 ' bearing ' operations. Thev're bound to rise 
 later, with the half-yearly dividend." 
 
 And as Mr. Lionel went back to town that 
 same afternoon in high good-humour, cigarette 
 in mouth and flower in buttonhole, he curled 
 with him a considerable sum in stocks and 
 shares of the most marketable character, every 
 one of which could be readily turned into gold 
 or notes before the sailing of the Dom Pedro on 
 Tuesday morning. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXVIII. 
 
 ON TH8 TOAOK OF THB SOBBBB. 
 
 FiVB days late^ "^aul Gascoyne was sitting at 
 his desk in i lodgings off Qower Street, 
 working away with all his might at a clever 
 middle for an evening newspaper. Paul was 
 distinctly successful in what the trade 
 technically knows as middles ; he had con- 
 quered the peculiarities of style and matter 
 that go to make up that singular literary pro- 
 duct, and he had now invented a genre of his 
 own which was greatly appreciated by novelty- 
 loving editors. He had just finished an 
 amusing little diatribe against the ladylike 
 gentlemen who go in for fads in the House of 
 Commons, and wus polishing up his manu- 
 script by strengthening his verbs and crisping 
 his adjectives, when a loud knock at the door 
 disturbed the even flow of his rounded periods ; 
 and before he had even time to say " Gome 
 in," the door opened of itself, and Mr. Solomons 
 in person stood looming large before him, 
 utterly breathless. 
 
 At first sight Paul was fairly taken aback 
 by Mr. Solomon's deep and peculiar colour, 
 /to be sure, the young man was accustomed to 
 seeing his old friend and creditor red enough 
 in the face, or even blue ; but he had never 
 before seen him of such a bright cerulean tint 
 as at that moment; and the bluenes? and 
 breathlessness both equally frightened ?iim. 
 
 "Take a chair, Mr. Solomons," ho broke 
 out, starting up in surprise ; but almost before 
 the words were well fut of his mouth Mr. 
 Solomons had sunk exhausted of his own 
 accord on the sofa. He tried to speak, but 
 'Words clearly failed him. Only an inarticulate 
 gurgle gave vent to his emotion. It was plain 
 some terrible event had disturbed his equa- 
 nimity. Paul bustled about, hardly knowing 
 what to do, but with a vague idea that brandy- 
 and-water administered cold might, perhaps, 
 best meet the exigencies of the situation. 
 
 After a minute or two a very strong dose of 
 
 brandy seemed to restore Mr. Solomoni to^ 
 comparative tranquillity, though he was stiU 
 undeniably very much agitated. As soon as 
 he could gasp out a few broken words, how* , 
 ever, he seized his young friend's hand in his 
 own, and ejaculated in an almost inaudible 
 voice : 
 
 " It's not for myself. Sir Paul, it's not for 
 myself I mind so much — though even that's 
 terrible — but how can I ever have the courage 
 to break it to Leo ? " 
 
 "To break what, Mr. Solomons?" Paul 
 asked, bewildered. "What's the matter? 
 What's happened? Sit quiet awhile, and 
 then tell me shortly." 
 
 " I can't sit quiet," Mr. Solomons answered, 
 rising and pacing the room with a wavering 
 step and panting lungs ; " I can't sit quiet 
 when, perhaps, the thief s this very minute 
 getting rid of my valuable securities. Leo 
 always told me I should be robbed ; he always 
 told me BO, but I never listened to him. And 
 now^poor boy, he's beggared— beggared ! " 
 
 " Has something been stolen, then ? " Paul 
 ventured to suggest tentatively. 
 
 "Something I" Mr. Solomons echoed, 
 laying stress with profound emotion on that 
 most inadequate dissyllable, " something : 
 everything! Every penny on earth I've got 
 to bless myself almost — except what's out; 
 and Leo, poor Leo, he's left without 
 anvthfaig." 
 
 "You don't mean to say sol" Paul 
 exclaimed, surprised, and not knowing exactly 
 how else to express his sympathy. 
 
 " Yes," Mr. Solomons continued, seizing the 
 young man's hand once more, and wringine it 
 in his despair ; " Paul, Paul — I beg pardon. 
 Sir Paul, I mean, but this loss has taken me 
 back at once to old times— my poor boy's 
 ruined, irretrievably ruined. Unless we can 
 catch the thief, that is to say. And I ought to 
 be after him this minute ; I ought to he at 
 Scotland Yard, giving notice to the police, and 
 down in Gapel Court to warn the brokers. 
 But I couldn't, I couldn't. I hadn't strength 
 or breath left to do it. I had to come here 
 first to tell ^ou the truth, and to get yon to go 
 with me to interview these people. If Leo d 
 been in town, I'd have gone straight off, of 
 course, to Leo. But he started for Ms holiday 
 to Switzerland on Saturday, and I don't know 
 where to telegraph to him, even, for he hadn't 
 decided what route he would itjf when I last 
 saw him." 
 
 •• How did it happen ? " Paul asked, tiding 
 to press Mr. Solomons into a chair onoe more. 
 " And how much has been stolen ? " 
 
 "My safe's hem rifled I" Mr. Solomons 
 went on with exceeding vehemence, going a 
 livid hue in the face once more. " It s been 
 gutted down, every bond that was in it— all 
 negotiable— botids payable to bearer — every- 
 thmg but yoTiT own notes of hand, Sir Paul, 
 and those the thief left only because he 
 couldn't easily get rid of them in London." 
 
 '•ky 
 
ti6 
 
 THB'SCALLYWAa;- 
 
 '•And when did all thii happen?," Paul 
 Inqaired, affhast. 
 
 " It couldn't have been earlier than Thurs- 
 day last," Mr. Solomons replied, still gasping 
 for breath. "On Thursday Leo came down 
 to see me and tell me about his plans for his 
 holiday, and I wanted to consult him about 
 the Central Southern Debentures, which 
 they've been trying to 'bear 'so persistently of 
 late ; so I went to my safe — I don't often go 
 to that safe except on special business — and 
 took out all my bonds and securities, and they 
 were all right then. Leo and I both saw 
 them and went over them ; and I said to Leo, 
 'This is all yours, my boy— all yours in the 
 end, you know,' and now he'a beggared ! Ob, 
 however shall I have the faje to tell him ? " 
 
 "But when did you f.nd it out?" Paul 
 asked, still as wholly unsuspicious of the true 
 state of affairs as Mr. So.omons himself, and 
 feeling profoundly for the old man's distress. 
 For it isn't a small matter, whoever you may 
 be, to lose at one blow the whole savings of a 
 lifetime. 
 
 "This morning," Mr. Solomons answered, 
 wiping his beaded brow with his big silk 
 pocket-handkerchief — " this very morning. 
 Do ^ou think I'd have let a night pass. Sir 
 Paul, without getting on his track? "When 
 once I'd discovered it, do you think I'd have 
 let him get all that start for nothing? Oh 
 no, the rascal — the mean, thieving villain I 
 If I oatoh him, he shall have the worst the 
 law can give. He shall have fourteen years — 
 I wish it was life. I wish we had the good 
 old hanging days back again, I do ; he should 
 swing for it then I I should like to see him 
 swinging 1 To think he shotdd try to beggar 
 my poor dear Leo 1 " 
 
 And then, by various jerky and inarticulate 
 stages, Mr. Solomons slowly explamed to Paul 
 the manner of the discovery: how he had 
 decided, after all, in view of suspicious 
 rumours afloat about the safety of a tunnel, 
 to sell the Central Southern Debentures at 
 87 8-8ths, in spite of Leo ; how he had gone 
 to the safe and tried his familiar combination, 
 " Lionel " ; how the key had refused to answer 
 to the word ; how, in his perplexity, he had 
 called in a smith to force the lock open by fire 
 and arms, which, apparently, was Mr. Solo- 
 mons' own perversion of vi et armia, and how 
 at last, when he succeeded, he foimd the 
 pigeon-holes bare, r.nd nothing left but Paul's 
 own notes of han^ for money lent and interest. 
 " So, unless I find him, Sir Paul," the old man 
 cried piteously, wringing his hands in despair, 
 and growing bluer and bluer in the face than 
 ever, "I ^all have nothing left but what 
 little's out and what you can pay mo off; and 
 I don't want to be a burden to you — I don't 
 want to be a burden." 
 
 " We naust go down to Scotland Yard at 
 once and hunt up the thief," Paul replied 
 resolutely; "and we must go and stop the 
 bonds before another hour's over." 
 
 "But be may have sold them already," 
 Mr. Solomons cried with a despondent face. 
 " They were there on Thursday, I know, but 
 how soon after that he carried them off I 
 haven't the very slightest notion. They were 
 all negotiable — every one negotiable ; and he 
 may have cleared off with the money or the 
 bonds by this time to Berlin or Vienna." 
 
 " You suspect nobody ? " Paul asked, draw- 
 ing on his boots to go down to Scotland Yard. 
 
 "I've nobody to suspect," Mr. Solomons 
 answered with a profound sigh. " Except Leo 
 and myself, nobody ever had access to or went 
 near that safe. Nobody knew the combina- 
 tion to open it. But whoever did it," and 
 here Mr. Solomons' lips grew positively black, 
 and his cheek darkened, "he had the impu- 
 dence to set the combination wrong, and the 
 word he set it to was ' Idiot,' if you'll believe 
 it. He not only robbed me, but he insulted 
 me as well. He took the trouble to lock the 
 door of the safe to the deliberately insolent 
 word • Idiot.'" 
 
 "That's very curious," Paul said. "He 
 must have had time to waste if he could think 
 of doing that. A midnight thief would have 
 snatched the bonds and left the safe open." 
 
 "No," Mr. Solomons answered with deci- 
 sion and with prompt business insight, "he 
 wouldn't have done that; for then I'd have 
 known I'd been robbed at once, and I'd have 
 come up to town by the very next train and 
 prevented his negotiating. Tne man that took 
 them would want to sell them. It all depends 
 upon whether he's had time for managing 
 that. They're securities to bearer that can 
 pass from hand to hand like a fi'pun note. If 
 he took them Friday, he'd Satr~day and 
 Monday. If he took them Saturday, he'd 
 Monday and that's all. But, then, we can't 
 tell where he's been likely to sell then. Some 
 of 'em he could sell in Paris or m Liverpool as 
 easy as in London ; and from Liverpool he 
 covud clear out at once to America." 
 
 They went down the stairs even as he spoke 
 to Mr. Solomons' hansom, which was waiting 
 at the door. 
 
 " It's strange you can't think of any likely 
 person to have done it," Paul said as they got 
 into it. 
 
 " Ah, if Leo were in town," Mr. Solomons 
 exclaimed, with much dejection, " ho'd soon 
 hunt 'em up 1 Leo's so smart. He'd spot the 
 thief like one o'clock. But he's gone on hia 
 hoUday, and I can't tell where to find him. 
 Sbr Paul, I wouldn't mhid so much if it was 
 only for myself, but how can I ever tell Leo ? 
 How can I break it to Leo ? " 
 
 And Paul, reflecting silently to hunself, was 
 forced to admit that the revelation would 
 doubtlcwj put a severe strain upon Mr. Lionel 
 Solomons' family affection. 
 
 At Scotland Yard they met with inmiediate 
 and respectful attention — an attention due in 
 part, perhaps, to the magnitude of the loss, 
 for bonds to a very considerable amount wero 
 
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 in qinestion, but largely also, no doubt, to that 
 unobtrusive visiting-card, which announced 
 the younger and more retiring of the two 
 complainants as "Sir Paul Gascoyne, Bart." 
 The law, to be sure, as we all Imow, ii no 
 respecter of persons ; but hardly anyone would 
 ever find that out in modem England from the 
 way it is administered. 
 
 Before the end of the afternoon they had 
 gone with a detective round Capel Court and 
 the stockbroking quarter generally, and had 
 succeeded in discovering in a single unimportant 
 case what disposition had been made of cne 
 of the missing securities. By a miracle of 
 skill, the detective had slowly tracked down a 
 small bond for £200 to a dark young man, 
 close-shaven and muffled, with long lank i^air 
 too light for his complexion, who seemed 
 thoroughly well up in the ways of the City, 
 and who gave hia name as John Howard 
 Lewis. Mr. Lewis had so evidently understood 
 his business, and Lad offered his bond for sale 
 with such thorough frankness and openness, 
 that nobod^r At the broker's had for a moment 
 dreamt of suspecting or questioning him. He 
 had preferred to be paid by o-eque to bearer — 
 wanting, as be said, the money for an im- 
 mediate purpose; and this cheque was duly 
 returned aa oariied the same day at the 
 London Joint Stock Bank in Prince's Street 
 by Mr. Lewis in person. It hadn't passed 
 through anybody's account, and payment had 
 been taken in Bank of JBngland tens and 
 twenties.the uumbors of which were of course 
 duly noted. As a matter of fact, however, 
 this latter precaution was of very little use, for 
 every one of the notes had been changed later 
 in the day (though Mr. Solomons didn't find 
 that fact out till somewhat after) into Bank of 
 France note < and American greenbacks, which 
 were converted back still more recently into 
 English currency, so that almost all trace of 
 the thief was lost. Mr. Solomons had no due 
 by which he could find him. 
 
 " The oddest part of it all," Mr. Solomons 
 remarked to the detective as they travelled 
 back by Metropolitan together to Scotland 
 Yard, " is that thi^ bond was offered for sale 
 on Friday morning." 
 
 "It was," the detective answered with 
 cautious reserve. *' Well, then, what of that, 
 ,«ir." 
 
 "Why, then," Mr. Solomons went on, 
 profoundly puzzled, " the lot must have been 
 stolen on Thursday night, for my nephew and 
 I saw them all quite safe in their place on 
 Thursday." 
 
 "They must," the detective answered with 
 dry acquiescence. He was forming his 
 conclusions. 
 
 Mr. Solomons moaned and clasped his 
 hands hard between his knees. 
 
 "If we catch the rogue," he murmured, 
 " he'll have fourteen years for it." 
 
 "Undoubtedly," the detective answered, 
 and nuuinated to himself ; a clue was working 
 
 in his professional brain. The bonds had 
 been abstracted between Mr. Lionel's visit on 
 Thursday afternoon and Friday morning. 
 That narrowed the inquiry to very restricted 
 limits indeed ; so Sherraid, the detective, 
 observed to himself inwardly. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIX. 
 
 HUNTED DOWN. 
 
 That night Mr. Solomons slept at Paul's 
 lodgings. 
 
 About seven in the morning, before either of 
 them was up, the detective came once more, 
 all radiant in the face, with important tidings. 
 He asked to see Sir Paul Oasooyne. As soon 
 as Sir Paul came out into the little study and 
 sitting-room to meet him, Mr. Sherrard jerked 
 his head mysteriously towards the door of Mr. 
 Solomons' bedroom, and observed in a voice 
 full of confidential reserve : 
 
 " I didn't want too much to upset the old 
 gentleman." 
 
 " Have you got a clue ? " Paul asked, with 
 profound intercut. 
 
 Aiid the detective answered with the same 
 mytjDerious au: : 
 
 " Ye::^ -:'ve got a clue — a clue that I think 
 will surpiwO him a little. But we'll have to 
 travel down to Cornwall, him and me, as 
 quick as we can travel, before we can be sure 
 of it." 
 
 " To Cornwall I " Paul repeated, astonished. 
 " You don't mean to say the thief's gone down 
 to Cornwall, of all places in England." 
 
 For Nca lived in Cornwall, and hallowed it 
 by her presence. To think that a man who 
 stole bonds and scrip should have the face to 
 take them to the cotmty thus sanctified by 
 Neal 
 
 "Well, no," the detective answered, pointing 
 with his thumb and his head once more in a 
 most -'x^nificant fashion towards the room 
 where .ir. Solomons was still in unconscious 
 enjoyment of his first slumber for the night ; 
 for ne had lain awake, tossing and turning, 
 full of his loss, till five in the morning. " He 
 ain't exactly gone there ; but we've got to go 
 there ourselves to follow him. The fact of it 
 is, I've come upon a trace. We were working 
 all evening at it — our men from the yard — for 
 we thought, from his taking it all in a cheque 
 to bearer, he was likely to clear out as fast as 
 he could clear: and we've tried to find 
 where he was likely to clear out for." 
 
 "And what have you discovered?" Paul 
 asked breathless. 
 
 "Well, we tracked our man from the 
 broker's, you see, to a money-changer's in the 
 Strand," the detective responded, still very 
 confidentially. " It was lucky the old gentle- 
 man got wind of it all so soon, or we mightn't 
 have oeen able to track him so easily. After 
 a month or two, of course, the scent mightn't 
 lie. But being as it was only last Friday it 
 
xi8 
 
 TtfB SCALLYWAG. 
 
 happened, the tr*ck wm pretty freah. And 
 we found out, at the changer's, he'd offered 
 two hundred pounds in Bank of England 
 twenties for French notes of a thousand francs. 
 That wa<i all right and straightforward, to be 
 sure. But here s where the funny part of the 
 thing comes in. From the changer's in the 
 Btrand, he went straight down to Charing 
 Cross Station, and at the little office thereby, 
 where the cabs drive out, he changed back the 
 French thousands, d'ye see, for Bank of 
 England tens again." 
 
 Ajid the detective closed his left dye slowly 
 and reflectively. 
 
 "Just to confuse the track, I suppose," 
 Paul put in, by way of eliciting further 
 communication. 
 
 " That's it, sir," the detective went on. 
 " You're on it like a bii d. He wanted to get a 
 hold of notes that couldn't be tracked. But 
 all the same, we've tracked 'em. It was sharp 
 work to do it, all in one night, but still we 
 tracked 'em. W'i'd got to do it at onoe, for 
 fear the fellow should get clean away ; so it 
 put us on our mettle. Well, we've tracked 
 em at last. We find eight of them notes, 
 balance of passage-money, was paid in on 
 Monday at the Boyal Steam Company's offices 
 in ths City." 
 
 "You don't mean to say sol" Paul ex- 
 claimed, much interested. " By whom, and to 
 where, then t " 
 
 " By a dark young gentleman, same height 
 and bqilC as Mr. John Howard Lewis, and 
 about the same description as to face and 
 features, but blacker in the hair, and curlier, 
 by what they tell us. And this gentleman 
 had a moustache when he took the tickets first 
 on Tuesday week; but the moustache was 
 shaved off when he paid the balance of the 
 passage-money on Monday. It was twelve at 
 night when we hunted up the dezk who 
 arranged the passage, at his lodgings at 
 Clapham ; but he remembered it distinctly, 
 because at first he didn't reco^ise the gentle- 
 naan owing to the change in his personal 
 appearance ; and then, later, he recollected it 
 was the same face, but close-shaven since he 
 called first time about tixe berth; so that 
 pret^ well fixes it." 
 
 "But he paid eighty pounds," Paul said, 
 unsuspecting even so, " if he got rid of eight 
 of them, where on earth was he going to 
 with a passage-money like that, then ?^' 
 
 "Well, it wasn't all for himself," the 
 detective answered dryly, still eyeing him 
 closely. " It generally ain't. We count upon 
 that, almost. There's mostly a woman at the 
 bottom of all these 'ere embezzlement or 
 robbery cases, the gentleman gave the name 
 of Burton, mstead of Lewis, at the Boyal 
 Mail Company's offices, ard he took two 
 berths for himself and Mrs. Percy Maybank 
 Burton. When a gentleman's got two names 
 at once there's usually something or other to 
 inquire u^to about huii. Often enough he's 
 
 ;ot a third, too. Anyhow, the eighty pounds 
 e paid was for balance of passage-money for 
 himself and lady." 
 
 " Where to ? " Paul asked onoe more. 
 
 " To Buenos Ayres," the detective answered 
 with pardonable pride. " And I thought I'd 
 better tell you first, so as not to make it too 
 great a shock, don't you see, for the poor old 
 gentleman." 
 
 "Too great a shock I" Paul repeated, 
 DAwildorfiQ 
 
 "Well, yes. He mightn't like it, you 
 know. It might sort of upset him." 
 
 "To know you've got a clue?" Paul 
 exclaimed, much puzzled. 
 
 "Well, not exa(>^,l^ that," the detective 
 answered, gazing at him with a sort of gentle 
 and pitving wonder. " But to hear — that the 
 person has gone off with a lady." 
 
 "I don't quite see why," Paul replied 
 vaguely. 
 
 The detective seemed amused. 
 
 " Oh, well, if you don't see it, perhaps he 
 won't see it either," he went on, smiling. 
 " Of course it ain't no business of mine to 
 object. I'm a public officer, and I've only got 
 to do my duty. I'm going down to Co iwall 
 to try and arrest my man, but I thought, 
 perhaps, you or the old gentleman might l|k9 
 to come down and help me to identify him." i 
 
 " To identify hun ? " Paul echoed. * 
 
 "Well, to secure him, luiyhow," the 
 detective answered cautiously. "You see, 
 I've got out a warrant for his apprehension, of 
 course — i i different aliases ; and wo may as 
 well have all the information we can, so an 
 to make quite sure beforehand of our capture. 
 But we must go by the 9.40 from Paddington, 
 anyhow." 
 
 " Where to?" Paul inquired, more mystified 
 than ever. 
 
 "To Bedruth and Helston," the detective 
 replied, coming down to business. " From 
 there we'll have to post to the Lizard, and try 
 to intercept him." 
 
 " Oh, I see," Paul said, " you want to stop 
 the steamer ? " 
 
 The detective nodded. 
 
 "That's it," he assented. "He's aboard 
 the Dom Pedro, from Southampton for Brazil 
 and Argentine ports. She don't call for mails, 
 imfortunately, at Falmouth ; but she may be 
 caught off the Lizard still, if we make haste to 
 stop her. If uot, ws shall telegraph on to Bio 
 and Buenos Ayres, and an offioerll ^o out by 
 Lisbon, on the offchanoe to catch him under 
 Extradition Treaty." 
 
 "You settled aU that to-night?" Paul 
 asked, amazed at this promptitude. 
 
 "Yes; we settled all that in the small 
 hours of the morning. It's a big afiaur, you 
 see, and that put us on our metUe, and I've 
 come to know if either of yon want to go 
 down to the Lizard along of me." 
 
 " For whom is the warrant ? " 
 
 The detective looked hard at him. 
 
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 *' For Percy Maybank Barton," he aniwered 
 with one rye oloied. "You mo, that's the 
 only certain name we've got to go npon, 
 though there's an alias to the warrant- 
 alias John Howard Lewis, and others. 
 He gave his name as Burton to the 
 Company, of course, and he's Burton aboard. 
 We didn't get none for the apprehension of 
 the woman. She ain't identified yet ; but if 
 the young chap comes off, of course she'll 
 foUow him." 
 
 " Of course," Paul answered, without much 
 knowing why. For he had no reason on earth 
 for connecting Madame Geriolo directly or in- 
 directly with the unknown criminal. If he 
 had, perhaps he might have spoken with less 
 of certainty. 
 
 "What's up?" Mr. Solomons called out 
 from the passage, putting his head out of 
 the door at the sound of the detective's voice. 
 
 The officer, in carefully guarded terms, 
 explained to him in full the existing state of 
 affairs. 
 
 Mr. Solomons didn't take long in making 
 up his mind. 
 
 " I'll go ! " he said briefly. " I'll catch the 
 scoundrel if it's the last thing in this world I 
 ever do. The rasctd, to try to rob Leo and 
 me like that I He shall have fourteen years for 
 it, if there's law in England. Hard labour, 
 penal servitude. Only I ain't fit to go down 
 there alone. If I catoh him it'll make me so 
 angry to see him, I shall have a bad turn with 
 my heart ; I know I shall, to a certainty. But 
 no matter, I'll ^o. I only wish Leo was in 
 England to go with me." 
 
 " Well, he ain't," Mr. Sherrard answered in 
 the same short, sharp tone in which he had 
 answered before ; " so, if you mean to come, 
 you must make up your mind to come as you 
 are and get ready instanter." 
 
 But if Mr. Solomons had "come as he 
 was" the authorities of the Great Western 
 Railway would have been somewhat surprised 
 at the apparition of a gentleman at Padding- 
 ton Station in slippers and nightshirt. 
 
 Paul considered a moment and looked at 
 the old man. Mr. Solomons was undoubtedly 
 a hale and hearty person in most respects ; but 
 his heart was distmctly unfit for Uie sort of 
 •train that was now being put upon it. Paul 
 had noticed the day before how the arteries in 
 his forehead had bounded with excitement, and 
 then how the vemshad swelled with congested 
 blood, as the fit passed over. If he went down 
 to the Lizard alone with the detective and put 
 himself into a fume trying to catch the robber 
 of his bonds, Paul hardly liked to answer for 
 the possible consequences. And, strange as it 
 ma^ sound to say so, the young man had a 
 ounous half -filial sentiment lurking somewhere 
 in his heart^towards the old Hillborough money- 
 lender. He had never ceased to feel that it was 
 Mr. Solomons who had made him what he was. 
 If it hadn't been for Mr. Solomons, he might 
 ■till have been lounging about a stable in 
 
 Hillborough, Insteaa of writina ra«y and 
 allusive middles for the Monaay liemtm- 
 brancer. He hesitated for an instant to press 
 himself upon his old friend — the third-class 
 fare to Cornwall and back mounts up, I can 
 tell you — but in the end his good nature and 
 gratitude conquered. 
 
 " If you care for my company, I'll gladly go 
 with you, Mr. Solomons," he suggested 
 timidly. 
 
 Mr. Solomons wrung his young friend's hand 
 with affectionate regard. 
 
 "That's very kind of yon, Sir Paul," ue 
 said; "that's very, very kind of you. I 
 appreciate it, that a gentleman in your position 
 — yes, yes, I know my place," for Paul had 
 made a little deprecatory gesture, " should be 
 so good as to desert his own work and go with 
 me. But if you go, you must let me pay all 
 expenses, for this is my business ; and if Leo 
 had been in England, Leo'd have run down 
 with me." 
 
 " Well make haste," the detective said dryly. 
 He had a singulwly reticent manner, that 
 detective. " You've no time to lose, gentlemen. 
 Get your things together, and put 'em into a 
 hansom, bnd we'U drive off at onot to Pad- 
 dington together." 
 
 CHAPTER XL. 
 
 ' COBNWALL TO WIT. 
 
 II 
 
 KvL the way down to Redruth and Helston, 
 Paul noticed va^ely that both his fellow- 
 travellers were silent and preoccupied. Mr. 
 Solomons, when he spoke at all, spoke for the 
 most part of Lionel, and of this wicked attempt 
 to deprive him of his patrimony. More than 
 once he took a large folded paper out of his 
 pocket, of very legal aspect, bearing on its 
 face, in most lawyer-like writing, the en- 
 grossed legend — " Will of Judah P. Solomons, 
 Gentleman." This interesting document he 
 opened, and showed in part to Paul. It was 
 a cheerful and rather lengthy performance of 
 its own kind, marked by the usual legal 
 contempt for literary style, and the common 
 legal love for most pleonastic redundancy; 
 everything was described in it under at least 
 three alternative nouns, as "all that house, 
 messuage, or tenement" ; and everybody was 
 mentioned by every one of his names, titles, 
 and places of residence, whenever he waa 
 referred to, with no stops to speak of, but with 
 a graceful sprinkling of that precious word 
 " aforesaid " as a substitute in full for all 
 punctuation. Nevertheless, it set forth in 
 sufficiently succinct terms that the testator, 
 being then of soimd state of mind and in 
 possession of all his intellectual faculties as 
 fully as at any period of life, did give and 
 devise to his nephew, Lionel Solomons, gentle- 
 man, the whole of his estate, real or personal, 
 in certain specified ways and manners and for 
 his own sole use and benefit. The will farther 
 
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 T?fS «CALLYWAO;^ 
 
 provided that, in cm* the Mid Lionel So.o- 
 mom, gentleman, tliould predeoeaie the 
 tesrator, then and in that oaae testator gave 
 and deviiod all hiii estate aforesaid, real or 
 personal, in trust to the .Towish Board of 
 Guardians of London, to be by tiiem applied 
 to such ends and purposes, in connection with 
 the vvelfare of the Hebrew population of the 
 Metropolitan Postal District, as might to thera 
 seem good in the exercise of their wise and 
 sole discretion. 
 
 " It was every penny Leo's, you see," Mr. 
 Solomons repeated many times over with 
 profound emotion — "every penny Leo's. All 
 mv life's savings were made for Leo. And to 
 think that rascal should have tried to deprive 
 him of it I Fourteen years he shall have, if 
 there's law in England, Sir Paul. Fourteen 
 years, with hard labour too, if there's law in 
 England." 
 
 As for Sherrard the detective — that moody 
 man — he smiled grimly to himself every time 
 Mr. Solomons made these testamentary con- 
 fidences to his young friend; and once he 
 ventured to remark, with a faintly significant 
 air, that that would be a confounded nne haul 
 of its tort for the Jewish Board of Guardians, 
 if ever they came in for it. 
 
 " But they won't," Mr. Solomons answered 
 warmly. "They'll never come in for it. I've 
 only pat it there out of a constitutional habit 
 of providing beforehand for any contingency. 
 My heart ain't what it used to be. Any 
 sudden shook now'd bring it u-' short, like a 
 horse against a hedge he can't take. I just 
 added that reminder to the Board of Onardians 
 to show I never turned my back upon my own 
 people. I'm not one of those Jews afraid and 
 ashamed to be known for Jews. A Christian 
 I may be ; a man oan't be blamed for chang- 
 ing his religious convictions — on sufficient 
 grounds— but a Hebrew I was bom and a 
 Hebrew I'll remain to the end of the chapter. 
 I won't ever turn my back upon my own kith 
 and kindred." 
 
 "There's some as does," the detective 
 remarked enigmatically, and relapsed once 
 more hito the corner cushion. 
 
 It's a long way from Faddington to Helston : 
 but the weariest day comes to an end at last ; 
 and in time they reached the distant Cornish 
 borough. It was late at night when they 
 disembarked on the platform, but no time was 
 to be lost; if they wanted to stop the Dom 
 Pedro as she passed the Lizard Light, they 
 must drive across at once to the end of the pro- 
 montory, to arrange signals. So they chartered a 
 carriage without delay at Helston Station, and 
 set out forthwith on their journey across the 
 long, dark moor in solemn silence. They 
 were in no mood for talking, indeed. The 
 day in the train had tired them all, and now 
 they must snatch what sleep they might, 
 against to-morrow's work, in the jolting 
 carriage. 
 
 The drive across ihe tableland of the Lizard 
 
 is always, even by day, a wild and lonely one ; 
 but on this particular night it was wilder, 
 lonelier and darker than ever. More than 
 once the driver pulled up his horses in the 
 middle of the rood, to consider his way, and 
 more than once he got down and walked some 
 vards ahead to see whether by any chance he 
 had missed some familiar landmark. On each 
 such occasion Mr. Solomons' fretfulness and 
 anxiety visibly increased. At last he could 
 stand these frequent interruptions to the con- 
 tinuity of the journey no longer. He put his 
 head out of the window and expostulated 
 warmly. 
 
 "What are you waiting like this for, man ? " 
 he cried in an angry tone. " Don't you know 
 your way? I declare it's too bad. If you 
 couldn't find the road from Helston to the 
 Lizard you oughtn't to have taken us. 
 There's thousands at stake— thousands of 
 pounds' worth of bonds that rogue has stolen ; 
 and if we're not at the Lizard hi time to catch 
 him, he may get clean off with them to South 
 America." 
 
 The man looked back at his fare with a 
 half-contemptuous glance. 
 
 " That's the way of all you London people," 
 he answered gruffly with the stolid Cornish 
 moroseness. " Always a-fault-finding. And 
 yet there's fog enough, they tells me, too, in 
 London I" * 
 
 " Fog I " Mr. Solomons ejaculated, catching 
 hastily at his meaning with the quickened per- 
 ception that comes at any great critical moment 
 of life. 
 
 "Av, fog," the man answered. "Lizard 
 fog, they calls it. Fog that thick you oan't 
 hardly see your hand before you. It's bad 
 enough driving over Helston Moor dark nights 
 any ume ; but with fog like this it's a toss up 
 if ever we get at all to Lizard Town." 
 
 Mr. Solomons gazed out blankly into the 
 black night. He saw it at a glance. It was 
 all too true. A finger-post stood by the road- 
 side opposite, but even with the li^ht from the 
 carriage lamp falling full upon it, he could 
 hardly make out its shape, far less its lettering, 
 through the dim, misty shjroud that intervened 
 between him and the roadside. He flung 
 himself back on the cushions with a groan of 
 despair. 
 
 . " It we go on at this snail's pace," he cried 
 in the bitterness of his heart, " we shall never 
 reach there in time to stop her. Tiiat thief 'U 
 get off dear witih the bonds to Soi'th America, 
 and Leo '11 be ruhied." 
 
 The driver laughed again in the eld man's 
 face — the hard, d^, sardonic Cornish laugh. 
 
 " That's the way of you London pect-le," he 
 repeated once more, with the critioid frankness 
 and openness of his race. " Thinks you knows 
 everything, and ain't got no common gumption 
 about anything anyhow I Why, who supposes 
 the steamer can get past the Lizard in a fog 
 like this, when we can't so much as find our 
 way on the open road across the moor by dry 
 
"CORNWALL TO WIT." 
 
 xax 
 
 |yon*; 
 
 than 
 |in the 
 (y. and 
 
 aome 
 
 |noe he 
 
 each 
 
 I and 
 
 oould 
 
 I* con- 
 
 }u( his 
 
 lulated 
 
 land from Heltton. What delays u» '11 delay 
 lier. She'll anchor till morninu, and wait for 
 it to clear, that's what iho'U do, unleu ihe 
 boars away out to hca southward. She 
 couldn't gut past the lighthouse in this sort 
 of weather, could she ? " 
 
 " No — couldn't she, though ? " Mr. Solomons 
 cried, appnaned and relieved. ** You think 
 she'll wail/ till the fog liftn in the morning? " 
 
 " She'fe bound to," the driver answered con- 
 fidently, " if nhe don't want to go to pieces on 
 Cadgwith Clitfii, or on the rooki over yonder 
 by the church at St. Kuan's. There's many 
 of 'em as has gone to pieces in a fog nign 
 Cadgwith, I tell you. Ay, and many a ship 
 as has drownded them by the dozen, bo as the 
 Cadgwith men liave made fortunes time and 
 again out of tlie salvage. ' Ood's providence 
 is uiy inheritance ' — that's the motto of the 
 Cadgwith men ever since the davs when their 
 fathers was wreckers." And the driver laughed 
 to himself a sullen, hard laugh, indicative of 
 thorough appreciation of the grimly humorous 
 view of Providence embodied in the local 
 coastwise proverb. 
 
 A strange shudder passed through Mr. Solo- 
 mons' massive frame. 
 
 " Gone to pieces in a fog t " he repeated. 
 "You don't mean that I And drowned there, 
 tool That'd be worse than all. He might go 
 down with the bonds in his case I And, any- 
 how, he'd do us out of the fourteen years' 
 imprisonment." 
 
 The detective glanced over at Paul with a 
 curious look, whose exact meaning Paul was 
 at a loss to determine. 
 
 " If he drowns I " 
 
 "If he drowns," the officer said, in that 
 restrained tone he had so often adopted, " that's 
 the hand of God. The hand of God, yon see, 
 cancels and overrides any magistrate's war- 
 rant." 
 
 Mr. Solomons clenched his fist hard, and 
 looked blankly in front of him. 
 
 " All the same," he said fiercely, with long- 
 smouldering indignation, "I don't want to 
 lose all my precious bonds, and I don't want 
 the fellow to get off his foiurteen years' im- 
 prisonment." 
 
 " Whoever he may be ? " the detective mur- 
 mured tentatively. 
 
 "Whoever he may be," Mr. Solomons 
 assented, with angry vehemence. "I'm an 
 honest man. I've worked hard for my money. 
 Why should I and my nephew be beggared by 
 anyone ? " 
 
 They drove on still through the gloom and 
 mist, and gradually felt their way by stumbling 
 steps across the great open moor towards the 
 point of the Lizard. As they drew nearer and 
 nearer they could hear the fog-horn at the 
 lighthouse blowing loudly now and at frequent 
 intervals, and bells were ringing, and strange 
 noises along the coast resounded hoarsely. 
 But all around was black as midnight; and 
 when at last they reached the Lizard Light- 
 
 honse, eyen th« great eleetrio light itself 
 hardly traversed the gloom or shod a faint ray 
 at the base of its own tall and dripping 
 pedestal. 
 
 Mr. Solomons bustled out, and hurriedly 
 informed the coastguardsraan at the preven- 
 tive station of the nature of their errand. The 
 coastguardsman shook his head gravely. 
 
 "Not to-night," he said. "This ain't no 
 time for going to signal a ship to stop, no 
 matter for what. You can put out a boat and 
 try to meet her if yovi like ; but it ain't likely 
 in such weather you'd find her. More chance 
 to be run down yourself unbeknown by her 
 and drowndod without her even so much as 
 sighting you." 
 
 " She hasn't gone by yet ? " Mr. Solomons 
 asked, eagerly. 
 
 "No, she ain't gone by yet," the coast- 
 guardsman replied. " But she's expected every 
 minute. She'd signal by gun or fog-horn, I 
 take it. Though we ain't heard nothing of 
 her so far, to be sure. Most likely she's 
 sounded and found herself in shoal water, 
 and so she's dropped anchor and laid by till 
 morning." 
 
 "Then the best thing for ns to do," Paul 
 suggested, " is to turn .ki quietly at the hotel 
 for the night, and see whether we can find her 
 early to-morrow." 
 
 To this plan of action, however, neither Mr. 
 Solomons nor the detective would at all con- 
 sent. They insisted upon remaining abent 
 within call of the lighthouse, on the off chance 
 of the Dom Pedro appearing from minute to 
 minute. One of them felt constrained by 
 duty, the other by animosity and love of 
 money, and neither would yield one jot or tittle 
 of his just pretensions. So Paul was fain to 
 give way to their oombhied authority at last, 
 and walk up and down in that damp night-fog 
 by the edge of the cliffs that line round the \ 
 great promontory. *-^ 
 
 So weird or impressive a sheet of fog Paul 
 had never seen before in his life. It was 
 partly the place, partly the time, but partly, 
 also, the intense thickness of that dense 
 Channel sea-mist that enthralled his fancy. 
 He descended by himself slowly, with sham- 
 bling steps, tJong the steep path that leads 
 down to the water's edge at the very point of 
 the Lizard. To render it more visible on dark 
 nights, the ooostguardsmen have whitewashed 
 the dark patches of rock by the side, and piled 
 up along the jagged pinnacles little heaps, or 
 cairns, of white pebbles. Bnt even so aided, 
 it was with difficulty that Paul could pick his 
 way along the uncertain path, especially as in 
 parts it was wet with bpray and slimy with 
 the evaporations of salt sea-water. 
 
 There was little wind, as is usually the case 
 in foggy weather, but the long Atlantic ground- 
 swell nevertheless made big breakers on the 
 abrupt rocks ; and the thunder of the waves, 
 as they surged and burst below among the 
 unseen oaves and dark cliffs of the promontory, 
 
IS9 
 
 THB 5CALLVWAd. 
 
 had a peculiarly wild and wlemn mond on 
 that black night, now just merging towards 
 the first cold gray of morning. 
 
 Paul was afraid to trust himself within sight 
 of the waves, not knowing how near it mi^ht 
 be safe to approach ; but he sat for awhile, 
 alone in the damp dn^rlrnesB, on the n&nuw 
 ledge that seemed to Overhang the hoarse 
 chorus of breakers beneath, and listened with 
 a certain strange poetic thrill to the thunderous 
 music of the Atlantic below him. 
 
 And ever and anon, above the noise of the 
 waves, the dull, dironing voice of the gigantic 
 fog-horn broke in upon the current of his 
 solemn reverie. 
 
 It was a night to pity men at sea. 
 
 All at once a sudden flash to eastward, 
 hardly descried through the fog, seemed to 
 illumine for a second, in a haze of light, the 
 mist sround him. Next instant a boom 
 sounded loud in his ears — the boom of a great 
 gim, as if fired point-blank towards him. 
 
 How near it mifi[ht be, Paul could hardly 
 guess ; but he was conscious at the same time 
 of the odour of gunpowder strong in his nos- 
 trils, while the choking sensation that aocom- 
 panies great closeness to a big explosion tJmost 
 unnerved him, and rendered him giddy for a 
 moment. He rose in alarm at the shook, but 
 his feet failed him. He had hardly the power 
 left to scale the rocks once more by the white- 
 washed path. The concussion and the foul 
 air had well-nigh stupefied him. 
 
 Nevertheless, as he moimted to the light- 
 house again he was intuitively aware of what 
 was happening dose by. Vague noises and 
 feelings seemed to (.ress the truth on him as 
 if by Instinct. 
 
 A great ship was in danger — in pressing 
 danger — on the rocks of the Lizard. 
 
 She had come across the breakers unawares 
 in a dense fog, and had fired her gun for a 
 signal almost pomt-blank in Paul's very face. 
 Had he not oy good-luck been turned Uie 
 other way, and with his e-es half shut 
 dreamily, as he listened to ti.^e thunder of 
 those long Atlantic waves and the moaning of 
 the fog-horn, it would certainly have blinded 
 him. 
 
 And now, for all Paul knew to the contrary, 
 the big ship was going to pieces on the jagged 
 rocks Beneath him there. 
 
 Then, with a n;)oo&d flash of intuition it 
 came home to him more fully, as he recovered 
 his senses free: r.io snddon shock, that this 
 was in all probability the \/atohed-f6r Dom 
 Pedro— with the thief on board her. 
 
 CHAPTER XLI. 
 
 ▲ BBSOUB. 
 
 Climbimo back hurriedly, but cautiously, to 
 the top, Paul groped hio way through the thick 
 mist to the li(jhuiouBO, where all was cJready 
 bustle and confusion. The fint gray light of 
 
 dawn was begmpiug to struggle famtly 
 through the dense fog, and swirling wreaths of 
 vapour grew vaguely visible in the direction of 
 the cliff, whither people were feeling their 
 way with outstretched arms, and much noise 
 of preparation, towards the cove and the 
 lifeboat. 
 
 "What's the matter?" Paul asked one 
 rough sailor-looking man, whom he followed 
 towards the house where the lifeboat was 
 harbonred. 
 
 " Matter ? " the man answered. " Why 
 salvage, that's what it is. Vessel gone ashore 
 on Long Men Books. Steamer, most likely. 
 Brazil packet from Southampton, I take it. 
 Very good salvage." 
 
 It's an ill wmd that blows nobody good. 
 The descendant of the wreckers was tninking 
 only of his own inheritance. 
 
 Paul hurried on in the man's footsteps till 
 he rc.ched the shore. There, through the 
 vague gloom, he saw Mr. Solomons and the 
 detective already before him. The sailors 
 were pushing out the lifeboat over the short 
 shingle beach, and fishermen about were ' 
 putting off small rowing-cral't to take their 
 share m the expected harvest of salvage. 
 
 Before he knew exactly how it was all 
 happening, he found himseu seated in one of 
 the small boats, with Mr. Solomons and the 
 detective, while two sturdy fishermen were 
 pushing them ceaward, through that tre- 
 mendous surf that seemed certain to swamp 
 them with its huge curling breakers. 
 
 For a minute or two the waves broke in 
 upon them, drenciiing them through and 
 through with showers of spray, and half fill- 
 ing the boat. Then the fishermen, finding 
 at last the long-looked-for opportunity, pushed 
 her successfully off on a retiring wave, and gou 
 her safe out to sea beyond the reach of the 
 great curving billows. Once well afloat, they 
 fotmd the sea itself comparatively smooth, 
 though heaving and tossing with a long glassy 
 swell, whose ups and downs were far deeper in 
 their way than anything that Paul had ever 
 before experienced. The boatmen rowed on 
 in the wake of the lifeboat, through the fog 
 and darkness, towards the sound of a bell that 
 rang with a long, irregular, rocking movement 
 some hundred yards or so southward of them. 
 Paul knew instinctively, somehow, that no 
 one was ringing the bell. It was the rise and 
 fall of the vessel as she dashed helplessly upon 
 the rooks that made that unearthly rhythm ; 
 she was tolling her own knell as the breakers 
 broke her upon the jagged and water-worn 
 pinnacles of the Lizard. 
 
 As they approaohed nearer, little more was 
 visible. It added to the weird horror and awe 
 of the tragedy, indeed, that nothing could be 
 seen of it. They only knew by inference that 
 a great ship was being foundered and ground 
 to pieces by some invisible force within a few 
 yards of them. 
 
 Bat the breaken themselves and (he tooka 
 
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A R6SCUB. 
 
 123 
 
 to faintiy 
 wreaths of 
 ireotion of 
 ling their 
 uoh noise 
 and the 
 
 >Bked one 
 followed 
 >oat was 
 
 ag 
 
 were iaSnUy ia •vidence. Paul could make 
 cut through the gloom some sunken stacks of 
 serpentine, round whose crest the big waves 
 made vast curling swoops, and boiled and 
 roared in hideous, whirling eddies. The ship 
 had struck from the opposite side, and the 
 boatmen refused to row any nearer ; indeed, 
 even where they now held her off, pressing 
 with all their might on the bending oars, the 
 danger of grounding was very considerable. 
 No ooat could possibly live in that wild surf 
 upon those broken granite points. If once a 
 wave should catch them on its summit acd 
 carry them on to the rocks, all would be up ; 
 no human aid could ever avail to save them. 
 
 And then, as they held off there, keeping 
 carefully to the trough of the waves, and 
 listening to the cries and shouts ^t came 
 over to them through the fog, and hearing the 
 dull grating of the hull as it scraped along the 
 rock with each Ufting billow, a louder voice 
 than any rose distinct across the waves — the 
 voice of a ship's officer calling out in wild 
 tones of horror, " She's parting amidships." 
 
 And so she wasl Ne.it moment they saw 
 upon the breakers close by great fragments of 
 wreck and bits of floating board. There could 
 be no doubt the voice had cried out what was 
 true. A loud snap rent the air; a crash of 
 breaking, the shrieks and screams redoubled 
 in intensity, and the boatmen holding the boat 
 away, out of reach of the wash, called out 
 aloud, "She's gone to pieces that time. I 
 heuxd her crack. Bow round the other way, 
 Jim, and help pick up the passengers." 
 
 " Are they drowning ? " Mr. Smomons cried, 
 with a face of terrible relentlessness. 
 
 "They're drowning, no doubt," the man 
 answered, with the stolid matter-of-fact air of 
 the hardened seaman. " They can't many of 
 'em live in such a sea as that is. Anywhere 
 else they wouldn't come to much hurt this 
 calm weather— leastways, if they could swim ; 
 but the breakers on the Long Men Bocks is 
 always terrible. Why, that's where the East 
 Indiaman went to pieces twelve years ago 
 come Christmas, don't you minci, Jimmy ? " 
 
 "I hope he won't drown," Mr. Solomons 
 cried savagely, " and balk me of justice ! I 
 hope he won't d.'e till I've had my fourteen 
 years out of him!' 
 
 The men were rowing their hardest now, 
 and, as Paul could judge by the sounds 
 growing gradually fainter, away from the 
 wreck and the reef of rocks, so as to turn their 
 flank sideways and come in upon them from 
 the open. For nearly ten minutes they rowed 
 on in silence as hard W arms and legs <)ould 
 row, Mr. Solomons sitting grim and unmoved 
 in the stern, while the dett^otive eyed him ever 
 with a strange suspicious iiide-glance. At the 
 end of that tuuej the fog lifted a little, a very 
 little, and Paul saw they were skirting the 
 long ridge of rocks, marked some twenty yards 
 off by their white Une of breakers. 
 
 Preiej^tly they saw other boats about— boats 
 
 whose occupants were engaged in peering into 
 the water in search of black objects bohbine 
 up and down in it, which tiiey lunged at with 
 boat-hooks. And then, with sudden realization 
 of the whole horrbr of the thing, Paul recog- 
 nised with a start that these were hmnan 
 bodies. 
 
 In another minute there loomed dimlv 
 ahead some dozen yards or so off a great dark 
 mass, moving wildly about among the white 
 sheets of foam; and Paul saw with another 
 terrible shock of awe that it was half the 
 broken hull of a huge ocean-going steamer. 
 She had parted amidships, and one half had 
 sunk already in the deeper water. The other 
 half, yet dashing wildly on the rocks, hung 
 togeiiher still upon the reefs in front of them. 
 
 At the same moment a small black body 
 went floating past, like the others they had 
 seen the neighbouring boatmen lunge at. As 
 it passed them it rose spaemodicaJly to the 
 surface, and two arms were flung up wildly 
 into the air. Through the gray haze of 
 morning Paul could recognise them at once as 
 a woman's arms — a woman's arms plump and 
 smooth and white skinned. 
 
 He jumped up, and seizing a loose car in his 
 hands, held it hastily out towards the despair- 
 ing creature. But even as he did ao, tbo long 
 swell carried her away from his sight into the 
 deep mist beyond, where she disappeared, 
 shrieking. They rowed with all speed 
 towards the spot where she had disai^eared, 
 and once moro came in sight of the woman. 
 By this time another boat had found her, and 
 was pulling her in. With frantic struggles for 
 life she clutched the gunwale, and climbed 
 over, with the aid of the men's arms, on to 
 the boat's seat. Then she turned round, with 
 her wet dressing-gown dripping around her, 
 and in a shrill voice of horror she cried out to 
 the sailors, " Go ashore, go ashore 1 I shall 
 perish of cold here I " 
 
 For a second the voice rang with curious 
 familiarity in Paul's ear, but he failed at first 
 to recognise the pale and draggled creature 
 round whose shoulders one of the fishermen 
 was wrapping, with much care, his own rough 
 pilot-coat. Next instar.t, with a sudden burst 
 of recollection, the voice came back to him in 
 all its well-know sharpness. 
 
 "Why, it's Madame Geriolo!" he cried, 
 unable to restrain his surprise and wonder. 
 
 Madame turned round quick as lightning 
 at the sound of her own name and the un- 
 expected recognition. She remembered at 
 once both voice and faoe> She gave a little 
 start. 
 
 " What I Mr. Gascoyne I " she cried, forget- 
 ting for the moment Paul's new-made dignity. 
 Then suddenly her eyes fell on Mr. 8oka>cns' 
 stem and inflexible figure sitting bolt ap.*ight 
 on the seat behind. She knew that faco at 
 once, though she had never seen it before. It 
 answered exactly to the photograph Mr. Lionel 
 had shown Iter sA 1i|b nnaoni^fonablp uncle. 
 
124 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 She read the whole history of the pursuit at 
 a glance. It was old Cento-Cento, come after 
 his dollars. 
 
 In the twinkling of an eye she had made up 
 her mind how to behave under the circum- 
 stances. Dupe, not accomplice, was now her 
 winning card. Still shivering with cold and 
 half iead with terror, she yet stretched out her 
 arms towards the grim old man, who sat there 
 immovable, taking hardly any notice of the 
 drowning people, and called out in a voice full 
 of earnest gratitude : 
 
 "Why, it's him, to be sure! It's Leo's 
 uncle I He's come out with a boat to save me 
 and Leo." 
 
 Like a flash of lightning Paul read the 
 whole truth. It was Lionel, then, who had 
 stolen the bonds from the safe I It was Lionel 
 who was running away on board the Dom 
 Pedro f 
 
 He glanced at the detective, and caught his 
 eye inquiringly. The detective nodded, with 
 that strange smile once more. Instinctively 
 the full horror of the situation dawned at once 
 upon his mind. ^Mr. Solomons was hunting 
 down to the very death his own cherished 
 nephew. And the detective was there to arrest 
 Mr. Lionel. 
 
 He looked at the old usurer in a perfect 
 paroxysm of pity. How on earth would he 
 bear up against this blinding and staggering 
 disillusionmoni ? But a moment's glance 
 showed him that Mr. Solomons hadn't even 
 yet grasped the real situation. He had 
 merely leaned forward eagerly at the sound 
 of his nephew's name, and repeated in a 
 startled and puzzled, but by no means horrified 
 tone: 
 
 *• Yes, I'm Leo's uncle. Tell me, what do 
 you know or mean about Leo ? " 
 
 Madame Ceriolo hardly felt sure on the spur 
 of the moment what to answer. It would suit 
 her book better now, all things considered, 
 that Mr. Lionel should go down, with his 
 possibly incriminating evidence on his soul, 
 and that she should be able to pose as one 
 more victim of his selfish criminality. But 
 the position was too strong for her. She felt 
 she must at all risks keep up appearances. So 
 she wrapped the pilot-coat around her tightly 
 with a . shudder of alarm (it was immensely 
 easy to get up a shudder in that cold morn- 
 ing air, and with her thin clothes dripping), 
 and cried out in wild tones of impassioned 
 agony : 
 
 "Yes, Leo's on" board. Leo, my Leo 1 On 
 the rocks there ahead. Oh, save him, save 
 him!" 
 
 " Leo on board ! " Mr. Solomons answered, 
 clapping his hand to his forehead, and letting 
 his jaw drop slowly with a stare of astonish- 
 ment. His look was dazed and bewildered 
 now. "Leo on board !" ho repeated, with a 
 terrible wave of doubt passing over his face. 
 Then h';; mouth dosed up again.* " No, no ! " 
 he went on, fixedly, "L«o ooaldn't b« on 
 
 board. It's a lie ! It's a lie I He's gone to 
 Switzerland." 
 
 Madame Ceriolo gazed at him — a childlike 
 and trustful woman. 
 
 " Not to Switzerland," she said, for she felt 
 certain now that all must come out ; " he'd 
 taken his ticket at the last moment for Buenos 
 Ayres." 
 
 At the word, Mr. Solomons jumped up in 
 the boat with such energy that be ahuost sent 
 it off its balance. 
 
 " For Buenos Ayi'es 1 " ha cried. ",You don't 
 say that! Well done, well done — well done, 
 indeed, Leo ! He's the very smartest chap in 
 all London, that boy! Don't you see it. Sir 
 Paul? Don't you see his game ? He'd tracked 
 the bonds before uc, and wp", on the trail of 
 the robber ! " 
 
 " At any rate," Paul cried, looking towards 
 the detective for support, " our first business 
 now must be to go out and save him." 
 
 Mr. Solomons stood still in the boat and 
 waved vnldly forward with his outstretched 
 hand. 
 
 " To the wreck ! To the wreck ! " he shouted 
 aloud, above the noise of the breakers. " I see 
 him ! I see him ! " 
 
 And, in truth, Paul turning round towards 
 the hull that still crashed and ground upon the 
 great granite millstones, saw a frantic figure 
 clasping the shattered taffirail with one clenched 
 hand, and waving wildly toward the boats for 
 assistance with we oth..r. The white swirh 
 of fog were growing thinner now, and through 
 the gap they made he could plainVy p?rceivo 
 that the figure was beckoning ih '. vith a 
 japanned tin despatch-boz of the so:) m v^bich 
 bankers keep their clients' documcntb. 
 
 "He would go down to fetch tiui. i'' 
 Madsme Ceriolo cried apologetically from tlie 
 neighbouring boat. "We were all on deck 
 and might have been saved together, but 
 he would go down to his cabin to fetch them." 
 
 Mr. Solomons gazed back at her with con- 
 temptuous pity. 
 
 CHAPTER XLII. 
 
 THE THIEF IS ABBESTED. 
 
 They were rowing ahead now with all then: 
 thews and muscles, and the breakers — those 
 treacherous, terrible, faithless breakers — were 
 carrying them forward with huge lunges to- 
 wards the broken hull as fast as they could 
 carry them. The great danger lay in the 
 chance of being dashed against the broadside, 
 and crushed to pieces between the waves and 
 the wreck. The one hope of safety lay in 
 being able to bring the boat within leaping 
 distance or rope-ci' ch for the man on the hull 
 without going quite so near as to be actually 
 hurled against her side in the effort. 
 
 Lionel Solomons stood on the broken deck, 
 frantic with fear, but stiU clutching the taffrail. 
 ▲ craven terror hftd whitened his pasty faoe (0 
 
[gone to 
 
 bhildlike 
 
 (she felt 
 
 ; "he'd 
 
 t Buenos 
 
 up in 
 }st sent 
 
 lou don't 
 Id ione, 
 fchap in 
 it, Sir 
 I tracked 
 trail of 
 
 THE THIEF IS ARRESTED. 
 
 125 
 
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 ,-roeivo 
 vith a 
 t^'i/ich 
 
 deathly whiteness. He clung with one hand 
 to his doubtful support, as the waves washed 
 over and over the shattered hull, and ground 
 its spars to pieces on the stacks of rook behind 
 him. Each moment he disappeared from 
 sight beneath a cataract of spray, then re- 
 appeared once more as the wave sank back 
 ineffectual. The whole hull swayed and 
 pounded upon the clattering rocks. But 
 Lionel Solomons stl^I clung on, with the wild 
 tenacious grip of his race, to that last chance 
 of safety. He held the despatch-box as firmly 
 in one hand as he held the taffrail with the 
 other. He was clutching to the last at his 
 life and his money. 
 
 Mr. Solomons, who had been the first to see 
 him, was also the one to keep him clearest in 
 view, and he urged the fishermen forward 
 through those boisterous waves with his out- 
 stretched forefinger turned ever towards the 
 wretched fugitive. 
 
 " My nephew 1 " he cried out to them. 
 "There he ist That's he I My nephew I 
 My nephew 1 A hundred pounds apiece to 
 you, men, if you save my nephew I " 
 , Paul could make him out through the mist 
 quite distinctly now, and he half unconsciously 
 observed, even in that moment of peril and 
 intense excitement, that the reason why he 
 had failed to recognise Lionel earlier was 
 because the miserable man had shaved his 
 upper lip, and otherwise superficially disguised 
 his hair and features. 
 
 " Yes, it's Leo, it's Leo I " Mr. Solomons 
 cried, convulsively clasping his hands. " He 
 tracked the fellow down and followed him out 
 to sea — at his own peril 1 iFourteen years I 
 Why, the man ought to be hanged, drawn, and 
 quartered I " 
 
 "We'll never make this arrest," the de- 
 tective murmured, half aside to Paul. " Hold 
 her off there, you fishermen ; we shall all be 
 dashed to pieces. We shall drown ourselves 
 if we go near enough to save him." 
 
 " Now then, nearer, nearer ! " Mr. Solomons 
 cried, mad with suspense and agony, and blue 
 in the face with the horror of the orisis. " Let 
 her go with the wave 1 Let him jump, let him 
 jump there I Hold her off with your oars, men ; 
 don't be afraid I A hundred pounds apiece, I 
 tell you, if you save my nephew I " 
 
 As he spoke, the boatmen, taking advantage 
 of the undertow as it rolled off the hull and 
 the reef, put the boat as close in as safety 
 would permit to the riddled broadside, and 
 held up a coil of rope in act to fling it to the 
 terrified fugitive. Lionel still gripped ihe ill- 
 omened despatch-box. " Fling it away, man ; 
 fling it away!" the sailor called out, im- 
 
 rttiently. " Catch at the rope for dear life as 
 throw the coil at 'ee ! " 
 Lionel Solomons gazed one instant at the 
 box — the precious box for whose contents he 
 had risked, and was losing, everything. It 
 went against the grain with him, white and 
 palsied coward that he was at that moment. 
 
 to relip'^k'ish his hold of it even for one pass- 
 ing interval. But life was at stake, dear life 
 itself, to which he clung in his craven dread, 
 even more, if possible, than to his ill-gotten 
 money. Lunging forward as the wave brought 
 the great hull back again nearest to the boat, 
 he flung the case with desperate aim into the 
 stern, where it fell clattering at Mr. Solomons' 
 fee». But the golden opportunity was now 
 past and gone. Before the fishermen could 
 fling the coil, the hull had rocked back again 
 with the advancing wave, and it was only by 
 backing water with all their mierht on a re- 
 fluent side-current that the other men could 
 hold off their boat from being hurled, a help- 
 less walnut-shell, against the great retreating 
 broadside. The wreck bore upon the rocks, 
 and Lionel Solomons went with it, now cling- 
 ing desperately with both hands to that 
 shattered taffrall. 
 
 " Try once more," Mr. Solomons shoufcd, 
 almost beside himself with excitement and 
 anguish, and livid blue from chin to forehead. 
 "A hundred pounds — two hundred pounds 
 each man, if you save him I Leo, Leo, bold 
 on to it still — wait for *ihe next wave I We 
 can come alongside again for you." 
 
 The billow rolled back and the hull heeled 
 over, careening in theu: direction. Once more 
 the boatmen rowed hard against the recoiling 
 undertow. For a moment, with incredible 
 struggles, they held her within distance for 
 throwing the coil. 
 
 " Catch it ! catch it and jump ! " Paul cried 
 at the top of his voice. 
 
 Lionel Solomons, coming forward a third 
 time with the careening hull, held out one 
 despairing hand with a vmd, clutching motion 
 for the rope they flung him. 
 
 At that instant, while they looked for him to 
 catch it and leap, a sudden and terrible change 
 came over the miserable being's distorted 
 features. For the very first time he seemed 
 to focus his sight deUberately on the people in 
 the boat. His gaze fell full on his uncle's fase. 
 Thehr eyes met. Then Lionel's moved hastily 
 to Paul's and the detective's. There was a 
 brief interval of doubt. He seemed to hesitate. 
 Next instant the coil fell, unwinding itself, 
 into the water by his side, not six inches short, 
 and Lionel Solomons' last chance was gone for 
 ever. 
 
 Instead of leaning forward and catching it, 
 he had flung up his arms wildly in the air as 
 the coil approached him, and, shrieking out in 
 a voice that could be heard above the crash of 
 the breakers and the grinding jar of the hull 
 upon the rooks, " 0, God ! my uncle I " had let 
 go his hold altogether upon the unsteady 
 taffrail. 
 
 His sin had found him out. He dared not 
 face the man he had so cruelly robbed of a 
 life's savings. 
 
 Then, all of a sudden, as they held back the 
 boat with the full force of six stalwart arms, 
 they saw a great billow burst over the vtrhole 
 
136 
 
 Ao'^ 
 
 THB SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 wreck tamQltaondj. As the foam clewed 
 away and the water came pouring in wild 
 oataraote over her aidei they looked once more 
 for their man a^ -n the clean-swept deck. Bat 
 they looked in vain. The taffirail was gone, 
 and the skylights above the cabin. 
 
 And Lionel Solomons was no longer visible. 
 
 The great wave had swept him off, and was 
 tossing and poundhig him now upon the jagged 
 peaks of gruiite. 
 
 Mr. Solomons fell back in his place at the 
 stem. His colour was no longer blue, but 
 deadly white, like Lionel's. Some awful 
 revulsion had taken place within him. He 
 bowed down his face between his hands like a 
 broken-hearted man, and rooked himself to 
 and fro above his knees convulsively. 
 
 "And I drove him to his death I '' he cried, 
 rocking himself still in unspeakable remorse, 
 and horror, and anguish. " I drove him to his 
 death when I meant to save him ! " 
 
 Seething inwardly in soul, Paul knew the 
 old man had found out everything now. In 
 that last awful moment, when the drowning 
 nephew shrank, at the final gasp, from the 
 uncle he had so cruelly and ungratefully 
 robbed, it came in with a burst upon Mr. 
 Solomons' mind that it was Leo himself who 
 had stolen the securities. It was Leo he had 
 hounded and himted down in the wreck. It 
 was Leo he had confronted, like an evil con- 
 science, in that last drowing agony. It was 
 Leo for whom he had demands with threats 
 and eurses fourteen years' imprisonment! 
 The horror of it struck Mr. Solomons mute 
 and dazed. He rocked himself up and down 
 
 a speechless conflict of emotion. He could 
 
 |ther cry nor groan nor call out now; he 
 '^ only gaze, blankly and awfully, at the 
 white mist in front of him. 
 
 Leo had robbed him — Leo, for whom he hod 
 toiled and slaved so long I And he had tracked 
 him down, unconsciously, unwittingly, till he 
 made himiself, against his will, Leo s execu- 
 tioner ! 
 
 " Wo can do no more good here," the detec- 
 tive murmured in low tones to Paul. " I felt 
 sure it was him, but I didn't like to say so. 
 We may go ashore now. This 'ere arrest 
 ain't going to be effected." 
 
 "Bow back I" Paul said. "There's no- 
 body else on the wreck. If we row ashore at 
 once we can find out who's saved and how 
 many are missing." 
 
 They rowed ashore by the same long detour 
 to avoid the reef, and saw the little cove now 
 looming distinctly through the cold morning 
 mist to the left befwe them. Qu the strip of 
 shingle a crowd was drawn up, gathered 
 together in knots around some dark unseen 
 objeota. They landed and approached, ^r. 
 Solomons still white and almost rigid in the 
 face, but walking blindly forward, as in a 
 dream, or like some dazed and tenrified dumb 
 creature at bay in the market-plaoe. Four or 
 five corpses lay huddled upon the beach; 
 
 some others the bystanders were trying rudely 
 to revive, or were carrying between them, like 
 logs, to the shelter of their cottages. 
 
 A ffroup of dripping creatures sat apart, 
 wringmg their hands, or looking on with the 
 stolid indifferenoe of acute hopelessness. 
 Among them was one in a pilot-coat whom 
 some of the bystanders were regarding with 
 supreme pity. 
 
 " Poor thmg ! " one woman said to Paul as 
 they approached. " She was married a-Satur< , 
 day — and her husband's missing 1 " 
 
 Paul looked at her with an indefinable sense 
 of profoimd distaste and loathing. The detec- 
 tive, who followed with the despatch-box still 
 held tight in his hand, cast his eye upon her 
 hard. 
 
 " I've got no warrant for arresting her," he 
 observed grimly, " but she'd ought to be one of 
 them." 
 
 Mr. Solomons sat down upon the beach, 
 quite motionless. He gazed away vaguely in 
 the direction of the wreck. Presently a dark 
 body appeared upon the crest of a long wave 
 to seaward. One of the sailors, plunging 
 boldly through the breakers upon a recouing 
 wave, with a rope round his waist, struck out 
 with brave arms in the direction of the body. 
 Mr. Solomons watched with strangely passive 
 interest. The sailor made straight for it, and 
 grasped it by the hair — short, curly hair, black 
 and clotted with the waves — and brought it 
 back in tow as his companions pulled him by 
 the rope over the orest of a big breaker. Mr. 
 Solomons sat still and viewed it from afar. 
 The face was battered out of all recognition 
 and covered with blood, but the hands and the 
 dress were beyond mistake. Three or four of 
 the passengers gathered round it with awe- 
 struck glances. 
 
 " Hush, hush," they murmiured. " Keep it 
 from her for awhile. It's poor Mr. Burton. 
 His uncle's here, they say — on the beach 
 somewhere about. And there's Mrs. Burton, 
 sitting crying by the coastguard on the shingle 
 over yonder." 
 
 As the words fell on his ears and crusht.! 
 the last grain of hope — that fatal alias telling 
 him all we terrible story in full at once— Mr. 
 Sobmons rose and staggered blindly forward. 
 Paul held his hand, for he thought he would 
 f^; but Mr. Solomons walked erect and 
 straight, though with reeling footsteps like one 
 crushed and paralyzed. He knelt beside tlie 
 body, and bent over it tenderly, The tears 
 were in his eyes, but they didn't drop. 
 
 " Oh, IjCQ, my boy I " be cried ; " oh, Leo, 
 Leo, Leot why didn't you ask me for it? 
 Why didn't you ask me ? You had but to 
 ask, and you knew it was yours 1 Oh, Leo, 
 Leo, Lee I why need yea do it like this ? 
 You've killed yooneli, my boy, and you've 
 broken my heart for me I " 
 
 At the words, Madame Geriolo roshed for- 
 ward with a magnificent barst of theatrical 
 anguish. She fiung herself upon the bodjf 
 
RELICT OF THE LATE LIONEL SOLOMONS. 
 
 137 
 
 pg rudely 
 lem, Uke 
 
 »t apart, 
 I with the 
 lessness. 
 ftt whom 
 with 
 
 Paul aa 
 la-Satur< , 
 
 pie sense 
 
 le deteo- 
 
 }boz still 
 
 |>pon her 
 
 passionately, like a skilled actress that she 
 was, and took the dead hand in hers and 
 kissed it twice over. But Mr. Solomons 
 pushed her aside with unconscious dignity. 
 
 "Not now," he said calmly; "not now, if 
 you please. He's mine, not yours. I would 
 never have left him. I wUl care for him stiU. 
 Go back to your seat, woman t " 
 
 And he bent once more, heart-broken, over 
 the prostrate body. 
 
 Madame Geriolo slunk back aghast, into the 
 circle of spectators. She buried her face in 
 her hands, and cried aloud in her misery. 
 
 Bat the old man knelt there, long and 
 motionless, just gazing blankly at that bat- 
 tered corpse, and murmuring to himself in 
 half-inarticulate tones: 
 
 " Leo, Leo, Leo I To think I should have 
 killed you I You had but to ask, and you 
 knew it was yours, my boy. Why didn't you 
 ask ? Ob, why didn't you ask me ? " 
 
 CHAPTER XLIII. 
 
 BXLIOT OF THB LATK LIONEL SOLOMONS. 
 
 Thet waited on at Lizard Town till after the 
 funeral. Mr. Solomons, in a certain da^ed 
 and dogged fashion, went through with it all, 
 making his arrangements for a costly Cornish 
 serpentine monument with a short inscription 
 in memory of Leo, to the outward eye almost 
 as if nothing very much out of the way had 
 happened. But Paul, looking below the sur- 
 face, could easily see that in his heart of hearts 
 the poor broken old money-lender was utterly 
 crushed and shattered by this terrible dis- 
 illusionment. It wasn't merely the loss of his 
 nephew that weighed down his grey hairs — 
 though that in itself would have gone far to 
 break him — it was the shame and disgrtuse of 
 his crime and his ingratitude, the awful 
 awakening that overtook him so suddenly in 
 the boat that morning. He could hardly even 
 wish bis nephew alive again, knowing him 
 now exactly for what he was ; yet the way he 
 leant over the coffin where that bruised and 
 battered face lay white and still in its still 
 white ffraveclothes, muttering, " Leo, Leo," to 
 himself as he gazed on it, was painfully 
 pathetic for anyone to look upon. Paul knew 
 that the old man's life was clean cut away 
 from under him. The end for which he had 
 laboured so hard and so sternly for so manv 
 yewrs was removed at one swoop from his path 
 in life; and the very remembrance of it now 
 was a pang and a humiliation to him. 
 
 Paul observed, however, that in the midst 
 of this unspeakable domestic tragedy, Mr. 
 Solomons seemed to recline upon his shouldur 
 for aid, and to trust and confide in him with 
 singular unreserve, even more fully than here- 
 tofore. On the very evening of Leo's funeriJ, 
 indeed, as he sat alone in his own room at the 
 Lizard Hotel, Mr. Solomons came to him with 
 that white and impassive face he had pre- 
 
 served ever since the looming of the wreck, 
 and, beckoning to him with his hand, said, in 
 an ominous tone of too collected calmness : 
 
 " Come into my room. Sir Paul ; that woman 
 is coming to speak with me to-night, and I 
 want you to be by to hear whatever she may 
 have to tell me." 
 
 Paul rose in silence, much exercised in soul. 
 He had fears of his own as to how Madame 
 Ceriolo's story might further lacerate the poor 
 old man's torn heart ; but he went reluctantly. 
 Madame Ceriolo had stopped on at the Lizard, 
 meanwhile, partly because she felt herself 
 compelled in common decency to wait where 
 she was till Leo was buried, but partly also 
 because she wanted to know how much, if 
 anything, Leo's widow ruight still hope to 
 extract out of old Cento-Cento's well-filled 
 pockets. She had stood ostentatiously that 
 day beside Lionel Solomons' open grave with 
 much display of that kind of grief betokened 
 by copious use of a neat cambric pocket-hand- 
 kerchief with a coronet in the corner ; and she 
 was very well satisfied when, in the evening, 
 Mr. Solomons sent a curiously worded card to 
 her in her own room : 
 
 " If yon Will step into my parlour for half 
 an honr's tddk, about eight o'clock, I wish to 
 speak with you." 
 
 The little adventuress came in to the minute, 
 with very red eyes, and with such an attempt 
 at improhipta mourning a* her hasty researches 
 among the Helston shops bad already allowed 
 her to improvise for the occasion. Her get up, 
 under the oirctimstances, was strictly irre- 
 proachable. She looked the very picture of 
 inconsolable grief, not wholly unmixed with a 
 sad state of pecuniary destitution. It dis- 
 concerted her a Uttle when she saw Paul, too* 
 was to be included in the family party — he 
 knew too much to be quite agreeable to her — 
 but she quickly recovered her equanimity on 
 that score, and appealed to " Sir Paul " with 
 simple womanly eloquence as an old Mentone 
 friend, the very person who had been the 
 means of first introducing her to her own dear 
 Lionel. Mr. Solomons listened with grimly 
 imperious face. 
 
 " What I want to hear," he said at last, 
 fairly confronting the little woman with his 
 sternly critical eye, " is, What do you know 
 about this dreadful buedness ? " 
 
 " What business ? " Madame Ceriolo asked, 
 with a little tearful astonishment. 
 
 Mr. Solomons eyed her again even more 
 sternly than before. 
 
 "You know very well what business," he 
 retorted With some scorn. " Don't make an 
 old man go over his isdianle asain, woman. By 
 ih\B time all Cornwall has ueard it from the 
 detective, no doubt. If you pretend not to 
 know you'll only exasperate me. Let's be 
 plain with one Miother. Your best obanee in 
 this matter is to be perfectly straightforward." 
 
 His tone took Madame Ceriolo completely 
 by surprise. She had never before in her life 
 
138 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 been placed in a position where her little 
 feminine wiles and pretences proved utterly 
 useless. She gasped for breath for a second, 
 and stared blankly at the stem old man, out 
 of whom this terrible episode seemed to have 
 driven for ever all the genuine kernel of 
 geniality and kindness. Paul was truly sorry 
 for her mute embarrassment. 
 
 "I — I— don't know what you mean," she , 
 answered at last, leaning back in her chair 
 and bursting into real, irrepressible womanly 
 teus. " I thought ^rou wanted to speak to me 
 as Lionel's widow." 
 
 Mr. Solomons let her lean back and cry till 
 she was tired. Meanwhile he stood and eyed 
 hor with undisguised grimness. 
 
 " As soon as you're capable of reasonable 
 talk," he said at last, in a cold, clear tone, " I 
 have some questions to ask you. Answer 
 them plainly if ^ou want attention." 
 
 Madame Ceriolo stifled her sobs with an 
 effort, and dried her eyes. She was really and 
 truly frightened now. She saw she had made 
 a false step — perhaps an irretrievable one— or, 
 rather, she saw that the wreck and discovery 
 and Lionel's death had so completely upset all 
 her well-laid plans for her future in life that 
 retreat in any direction was well-nigh im- 
 possible. She was the victim of contingencies, 
 sacrificed by fate on the altar of the unfore- 
 seen. She composed herself, however, with 
 what grace she could, and answered bravely, 
 through the ghost of a sob, but in a creditable 
 firm voice, that she was quite prepared now to 
 consider any questions Mr. Solomons might 
 put to her. 
 
 Mr. Solomons, sitting there, Mnreoked and 
 unmatmed himself, began once more in a 
 mood of hollow calmness : 
 
 " You say you come as Lionel's widow. Is 
 that true, in the first place ? Were you ever 
 married to him? If so, when, where, and 
 what evidence have you ? " 
 
 With the conscious pride of the virtuous 
 British matron at last achieved, Madame 
 Ceriolo drew from her pocket an official- 
 looking paper, which she handed across at 
 once for Mr. Solomons' inspection. 
 
 " There's my marriage-certificate," she said 
 simply, " saved from the wreck." 
 
 Ihe felt she was scoring. The old man 
 bad miscalculated and misunderstood her 
 character. 
 
 Mr. Solomons scanned it close and hard. 
 
 "This seemj perfectly correct," he said at 
 last, in his cold, stern tone. "I can find no 
 mistake in it. My poor boy's signature, firm 
 and clear as ever. And on Saturday last, too ! 
 Oh, God I the shame of it 1 " 
 
 Madame Ceriolo bowed and answered 
 nothing. 
 
 Mr. Solomons gazed at it and sighed three 
 times. Then he looked up once more with a 
 fiercely soratinizing look at the strange 
 woman. 
 
 "Lionel SoImuoiui" he monnnred half to 
 
 himself, perusing the marriage-lines through 
 his slowly-rolling tears — " Lionel Solomons. 
 My poor boy's own signature — Lionel 
 Solomons. No deception there. All plain 
 and aboveboard." 
 
 Then he raised his face, and uet Madame 
 Ceriolo's eyes with sudden vehement in- 
 quiry. 
 
 "But you called yourselves Burton on 
 board," he continued fiercely. "You were 
 Mrs. Burton, you know, to your fellow 
 passengers. Why did you do that, if you 
 were all so innocent ? " 
 
 The unexpectedness of the question took 
 Madame's breath away once more. A second 
 time she broke down and began to cry. Paul 
 looked across at her with genuine sympathy. 
 No young vm\v at least, can bear to see tears 
 in a prett;y i> ^aian's eyes, rightly or wrong- 
 fully. But Mr. Solomons felt no such human 
 weakness. He paused as before, rhadaman- 
 thine in his severity, and awaited her 
 restoration to a rational and collected frame of 
 mind for undergoing further cross-examination. 
 Madame cried on silently for a moment or so, 
 and then dried her tears. 
 
 "You're very cruel," she murmured, 
 sobbing, "so soon after poor dear Lionel's 
 death, too ! Ytu're very, very cruel 1 " 
 
 Mr. Solomons waved his hand impatiently 
 ou one side. 
 
 " You lured him to his death," he answered 
 with grim, retributive sternness. "No talk 
 like that, if you please. It only aggravates 
 me. I mean to do what I think is just, if 
 you'll answer my questions truly and simply. 
 I ask you again : Why, if you please, did you 
 call yourself Burton ? " 
 
 "Poor Leo told me to," Madame sobbed, 
 quite nonplussed. 
 
 " Did he explain his reasons ? " Mr. 
 ' Solomons persisted. 
 
 " N — not exactly. ... He said he must 
 go incognito to South America. ... I 
 thought he might have business reasons of 
 his own. ... I come of a noble Tyrolese 
 family myself. I don't imderstand business." 
 " Nonsense I " Mr. Solomons answered with 
 crushing promptitude. " Don't talk like that. 
 Sherrard, my detective, has got up the case 
 against you. Here are his telegrams from 
 town, and, if I chose, I could prosecute ; but 
 for Leo's sake — for Leo's memory's sake — I 
 prefer to leave it." He faltered for a moment. 
 " I couldn't have Leo's name dragged through 
 the mud in the Courts," he went on, with a 
 melting inflection in his stem voice ; " and for 
 his sake — for dead Leo's sake — I've induced 
 Sherrard and the Scotland Yard people not to 
 proceed for the present against you. But 
 that's all lies. You know it's lies. You're the 
 daughter of an Italian organ-grinder, born in 
 a court off Saffron Lane, and your mother was 
 a ballet-girl at Drury Lane Theatre." 
 
 Madame bowed her head and wept silently 
 once more. 
 
 ^-^y 
 
Mr. 
 
RELICT OP THE LATE LIONEL SOLOMONS. 
 
 129 
 
 "You — you're a cruel, hard man," she 
 murmured half inaudibly. 
 
 But Mr. Solomons had screwed his rightoous 
 indign&tion up to sticking-point now, and was 
 not to be put down by such feminine blandish- 
 ments. 
 
 " You're a grown woman, too," he went on, 
 staring hard in her face and flinging out his 
 words at her with angry precision. " You're a 
 woman of the world, and you're forty, if 
 you're a day — though you've falsely put your- 
 self down in the marriage-lines as twenty-eight 
 — and you know as well as I do that you're 
 not so innocent and trustful and confiding as 
 all that comes to ; you perfectly well under- 
 stood why . . . my poor boy wanted to give 
 a false name on board the Dom Pedro. You 
 perfectly well understood why he wanted to 
 rob me ; and you egged him on, you egged 
 him on to it. If you hadn't egged him on 
 he'd never have done it. My poor Leo was 
 far too clever a lad to do such a foolish thing 
 as that — except with a woman driving him. 
 There's nothing on earth a man won't do 
 when a woman like you once fairly gets hold 
 of him. It's you that have done it all ; it's 
 you that are guiltiest; it's you that have 
 robbed me of my money — and of Leo." 
 
 Madame Geriolo cowered with her face in 
 her hands, but answered nothing. Clever 
 woman as she was, and swift to do evil, she 
 was still no match for au old man's fiery in- 
 dignation. 
 
 "But you did worm than that," Mr. 
 Solomons went on, after a brief pause, like an 
 accusing angel — "you did worse than that. 
 For all that, I might, perhaps, in tLa ciii 
 forgive you. But what else you did I can 
 never forgive. In the last hour of all you 
 basely deserted him ! " 
 
 Mftdame Geriolo raised her head and stared 
 him wildly back. 
 
 " No, I didn't," she cried, in anger. " I didn't, 
 I didn't I " 
 
 Mr. Solomons rose and looked down upon 
 her with scorn. 
 
 " More lies," he answered, contemptuously. 
 " More lies still, woman. Those who were 
 with you on the steamer that night have told 
 me all. Don't try to deceive me. When you 
 saw all hope was gone, you left him to his fate, 
 and thought only of saving your own wretched 
 life — ^you miserable creature t You left him 
 to drown. You know you left him." 
 
 " He would go back to his cabin to fetch his 
 valuables!" Madame Geriolo moaned. "It 
 wasn't my fault. I tried to dissuade him." 
 
 " Lies 1 " Mr. Solomons answered once more 
 with astonishing vehemence. "You let him 
 go willingly. You abetted him in his errand. 
 You wanted to be rid of him. And as soon 
 as he was gone, you tried to save yourself by 
 jumping into a boat. I have found out every- 
 thing. You missed your jump, and were 
 earned off by the wave. But you never 
 waited or oared to know what had become of 
 
 Leo. Your one thought was for your own 
 miserable neck, you Delilah ! " 
 
 Madame Geriolo plunged her face in her 
 hands afresh, and still answered nothing. She 
 must hold her tongue for prudence sake, lest 
 speech should undo her. The old man had 
 spoken of doing what was just. Thore were- 
 still hopes ho might relent to some practical 
 purpose. It was best not to reply and need- 
 lessly irritate him. So she sobbed mutely on, 
 and waited for a turn in the tide of his emo- 
 tions. 
 
 For many minutes Mr. Solomons went on 
 talking, explaining, partly to her and partly to 
 Paul, who looked on somewhat horrified, the 
 nature of the whole conspiracy, as he imder- 
 stood it, and Madame still cowered and shook 
 with sobbing. 
 
 .it last Mr. Solomons paused, and allowed 
 her to recover her equanimity a little. Then 
 he began once more, eyeing her sternly as 
 ever. 
 
 " And now, woman," he said, " if I'd only 
 wanted to tell you all this I wouldn't have 
 sent for you at all tlis evening. But I wished 
 also to give you a banco of explaining, if 
 explanation were possible, before I decided. 
 You take refuge in lies, and will explain 
 nothing. So I know the worst I believe is 
 true. You concocted this plan, and when you 
 found it was failing, you basely tried to desert 
 my poor Lionel. . . . Very well ; on that 
 score I owe you nothing but fourteen years' 
 imprisonment with hard labour. Still, I loved 
 Lionel ; and I can never forget that you are 
 Lionel's widow. This paper you give me 
 shows me you were his wife — a pitiful wife for 
 such a man as my Lionel. But he made you 
 his wife, and I respect his decision. As long 
 as you live I shall pay you an allowance of 
 two hundred a year. I will give a lump sum 
 that will bring in that much to the Jewish 
 Board of Guardians of London ; they shall 
 hold it in trust for you during your life, and on 
 your death it will revert to the poor 01 my 
 own people. ... If ever you'd told me 
 you'd wanted to marry Leo you'd have been 
 richer far — a great deal richer than even Leo 
 suspected — for I've done well for myself in 
 life: for Leo— for Leo. But you chose to go 
 to work the underhand way, and that shall be 
 your penalty. You may know what you've 
 lost. Never come near my sight again. Never 
 write to me or communicate with me in any 
 way hereafter. Never dare to obtrude your- 
 self on my eyes for a moment. But take 
 your two hundred. . . . Take them and 
 go away. ... Do you accept my condi- 
 tion ? " 
 
 Madame felt there was no use in further 
 pretences now. " I do," she answered, calmly, 
 drying her reddened eyes with surprising ease. 
 "Two hundred a year for l&e, payable 
 quarterly ? " 
 
 Mr. Solomons nodded. " Just so," he said. 
 " Now go, woman." 
 
ijo 
 
 THE SCALLYWAa 
 
 Madame Geriolo hesitated. " This has been 
 s curious interview," sho Raid, staritig round 
 and mincing a little, " and tiir Paul Qasooyne 
 and you will go away, perhaps, and take 
 advantage of my silence to say to other 
 people " 
 
 Mr. Solomons out her short with a terrible 
 look. " I would never soil my lips with men- 
 tioning your name again," he cried out, angrily. 
 "You are dead to me for ever. I've done 
 with you now. And as for Sir Paul Oasooyne 
 — why, miserable creature that you are— don't 
 you even know when you have a gentleman to 
 deal with ? " 
 
 Madame Geriolo bowed, and retreated 
 hastily. It was an awkward interview, to be 
 sure ; but, after all, two hundred a year for 
 life la always something. And she thought 
 (hat she could really and truly trust to the 
 BoaHywag's innocence : he was one of those 
 simple-minded, foohsh young men, don't you 
 know, who have queer ideas of their own 
 about the saoredneas of honour 1 
 
 CHAPTER XLIV. 
 
 •'▲ MOOIBN MlftAOLB." 
 
 Onb Other curious thing happened before they 
 left Cornwall. At breakfast next morning, as 
 they sat moody and taciturn — for Mr. 
 Solomons didn't greatly care to talk, nor Paul 
 to break in upon his companion's blank 
 misery — the elder man suddenly interrupted 
 the even flow of their silence b^ saying with 
 • bant, "I think Miss Blair hves in Corn- 
 wall." 
 
 "She does," Paul answered, starting, and 
 completely taken aback, for he had no idea 
 Mr. Solomons even knew of his Nea's exist- 
 ence. Then, after a slight pause, he added, 
 ■hyly, " She lives near Fowey." 
 
 "We passed the junction station on our 
 way down, I noticed," Mr. Solomons went on 
 in a measured voice. 
 
 "Yes," Paul replied, surprised once more 
 that the old man had observed it. Young 
 people always imagine their little love-affairs 
 entirely escape the eyes of their elders. Which 
 is absurd. As a matter of fact, everybody dis- 
 oovers them. 
 
 " We shall pass it again on our way back," 
 Mr. Solomons went on, in that weary, dreary, 
 dead-alive tone in which he had said every- 
 thing since Idoners death and his terrible 
 
 ^ou 
 tier. 
 
 shouldn't drop in M you pass and see 
 
 fit 
 
 awattemng. 
 
 . " Naturally," Paul answered, looking up in 
 amaze, and much wondering whither this 
 enigmatic conversation tended. 
 
 Mr. Solomons paused, and looked over 
 towai^ds him kindly. " laul, m^ boy," he 
 said, with a little tremor in his throat — 
 " you'U excuse my calling you Paul now, as I 
 used to do in the old days, you know — Paiil, 
 my boy, it seems a pity, now you're bo near, 
 
 Paul let his fork drop in blank astonishment, 
 To be sure, he had thought as much a dozen 
 times himself, but he had never dared to 
 envisage it as practically possible. 
 
 " How good of you to tnink of it—and now 
 especiallyl " he exclaimed, with genuine 
 gratitude. 
 
 Mr. Solomons drew hhnself up stiffly, and 
 froze at once. " I -vas thinking," he said, 
 " that, as a matter of business, it might be 
 well if you got that question about marryina 
 settled some day, one way or the otLer. I 
 regarded it only <-a the light of my own 
 interests— the interests of the Jewish widows 
 and orphans. They're all I have left to work 
 for now ; but you don't get rid of the habits of 
 a lifetime in a day; and I shall look after 
 their money as I looked after— Lionel's. It's 
 become an instinct with me. Now, you see. 
 Sir Paul, I've got a vested interest, so to 
 speak, in your future — itV mortgaged to me, 
 in fact, as you know ; and I must do my best 
 by it. If you won't marry the sort of lady I 
 expected you to marry, and had a claim to 
 believe you'd try to marry, in my interest -at 
 least don't let me be a loser by your remaining 
 single. I've always considered that being in 
 love's a very bad thmg indeed for a man's 
 business prospects. It upsets his mind, and 
 prevents him from concentrating himself body 
 and soul on the work he has in nand. A num 
 who has to make his own way in the world, 
 therefore, ought to do one of two things. 
 Either he should avoid falling in love at ul, 
 which is much the safest plan — I followed it 
 myself —or else, if he can't do that, he should 
 marry out of hand, and be able to devote 
 himself thenceforward unreservedly to 
 business." 
 
 Paul could hardly help smiling at hie In* 
 tensely practical view of we situauon, in spite 
 of the cold air of utter despondency with 
 which Mr. Solomons delivered it; but he 
 answered with as grave a face as he could, " I 
 think myself it may act the other way — as a 
 spur and incentive to further action." 
 
 " No," Mr. Solomons retorted firmly. " In 
 your case, no. If you waited to marry till 
 you'd cleared off the debt, you'd lose heart at 
 once. As a security for myself, I advise you 
 to marry as soon as ever the lady'll take 
 you." 
 
 " And yet," Paul answered, " it waa eon- 
 sideration for your claims that made na both 
 feel that it was utterly hopeless." 
 
 " Exactly so," Mr. Solomons replied in the 
 same cold, hard voiee. " That's jaat where it 
 is. What chance have I got of ever seehig my 
 money back again — my hard-saved money,' 
 that I advanc^ for your education and to 
 make a gentleman of you — ^if you begin by 
 falling in love with a pennilsBS girl, and feeling, 
 both of you, that it's utterly hoselesa ? Is 
 that the kind of mood that makoB a man 
 
"A MODERN MIRACLE." 
 
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 pared to 
 
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 larrying 
 Ither. I 
 ly own 
 widowe 
 to work 
 labits of 
 •k after 
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 on see, 
 I ao to 
 to me, 
 ny best 
 lady I 
 laim to 
 est -at 
 naining 
 leing in 
 
 6« for earning $ai Mving money, I ask 
 you?" 
 
 " I'm afraid not," Paul answered penitently. 
 
 " And I'm afraid not, eitlier," Mr. Solomons 
 went on. with ioy sternness. " You've paid up 
 regularly so far— that I admit in justice ; and, 
 mmd, i shall expect you to pay up just as 
 regularly in fufure. Don't suppose fer a 
 moment I won't look after the Jewish widows' 
 and orphanr' interests as carefully as ever I 
 looked after poor Leo's. You've got into debt 
 with your eyes open, and you've got to got 
 out of it now as best you can." (faul, listen- 
 ing aghast, felt that his disillusionment had 
 hardened Mr. Solomons terribly.) " And the 
 only thing I can see for you to do is to put the 
 boldest face upon it at once, and marry this 
 young lady." 
 
 " You think so ? " Pciul answered timidly, 
 half wishing he could see things in the same 
 Ught. 
 
 "Yes, I do," Mr. Solomons replied, with 
 snappish promptitude. " I look at it this way : 
 You can Keep your wife for very little more 
 than it costs you to keep yourself ; and your 
 talents will be set free for your work alone. 
 You could teach her to help you oopv your 
 manuscripts or work a typewriter. I oeuove 
 you'd earn twice as much in the e I if you 
 married her for a typewriter, and y^u'u pay me 
 off a great deal faster." 
 
 " Well, I'll thmk about it," Paul answered. 
 
 "Don't thbk about it," Mr. Solomoni 
 replied with curt incisiveness. " In business, 
 thinking's the thief of opportimity. It's 
 prompt decision that wins the prize. Stop at 
 Fowey this very afternoon and talk it over off- 
 hand with the lady and her father." 
 
 And so, to his own immense surprise, almost 
 before he hod time to realize tne situation, 
 Paul found himself, by three o'clock that day, 
 knocking at the door of Mr. Blair's rectory. 
 
 He knocked with a good deal of timorous 
 hesitation; for though, to be sure, he hod 
 sent on a telegram to announce his coming to 
 Nea, he was naturally so modest and diffident 
 a young man that he greatly feared his recep- 
 tion by Nea's father. Fathers are always such 
 hard nuts to tackle. Indeed, to say the truth, 
 Paul was even now, in spite of experience, slow 
 to perceive the difference in his position made 
 by his accession to the dignity of a baronetcy. 
 No doubt, overy day would serve to open his 
 eyes more to the real state of the case in this 
 important particular ; but ear.h such discovery 
 •toiod alobe, as it were, on its own ground, and 
 left him almost as nervous as ever before 
 each new situation, and almost as much 
 surprised when that social "Open sesame!" 
 onee more succeeded in working its familiar 
 wonders. 
 
 Any doubt he mig^^' hzve felt, however, dis- 
 appeared almost at once when Nea in person, 
 more visibly agitated than be htA. ever yet 
 beheld her, opened the door for him, and when 
 f^ Uahw, ynth j^ofose |buMipit|dity, iQStM4 of 
 
 regarding him as a dangerous intruder, ex- 
 preNBcd with much warmtn his profound regret 
 tliat Hlr I'aul couldn't stop the night at the 
 rectory. Nay, more, that prudent father took 
 special care they should all go out into the 
 garden for the brief interview, and that be 
 himself should keep at a safe distance with a 
 convenient sister-in-law, pacing the lawn while 
 Paul and Nea walked on in front and discoursed 
 —presumably about the flowers in the border. 
 
 Thus brought face to face with the future, 
 Paul briefly explained to Nea Mr. Solomons' 
 now point of view, and the question which it 
 left open so clearly before them. 
 
 Now, Nea was young, but Nea was a rock 
 of practical common-sense, as your good and 
 impulsive West Country girl is often apt to be. 
 Instead of jumping foolishly at Mr. Solomons' 
 proposal because it offered a loophole for im- 
 mediate marriage, as you or I would have 
 done, she answered at once, with judicious 
 wisdom, that, much as she loved Paul, and 
 much as she longed for that impossible day to 
 arrive when they two might be one, she 
 couldn't bear, even with Mr. Solomons' con- 
 sent, so far to burden Paul's already too- 
 heavily mortgaged future. 
 
 " Paul," she said, trembling, for it was a 
 hard wrench, " if I loved you less, I might 
 
 ferhaps say yes ; but I love you so much that 
 must still say no to you. Perhaps some day 
 you may make a great hit, and then you 
 could wipe off all your burdens at once — and 
 then, dear, we two could be happv together. 
 But, till then, I love you too well to add to 
 your anxieties. I know there's some truth in 
 what Mr. Solomons says ; but it's only half a 
 truth if you examine it closely. When I look 
 forward and think of tho long struggle it would 
 bring you, and the weary days of working at 
 
 Jour desk, and the fears and anxieties, I can't 
 ear to face it. We must wait and hope still, 
 Paul: after all, it looks a little nearer new 
 than when you said good-bye to me that day 
 at Oxford," 
 
 Paul looked down at the gravel-path with a 
 certain shook of momentary disappointment. 
 He had expected all this; indeed, if Nea 
 hadn't said it, he would have thought the less 
 of her; and yet, for all that, he was disap- 
 pointed. 
 
 "It seems such an interminable time to 
 wait," he said, with a rising lump in his throat. 
 " I know you're right — I felt sure you'd say 
 BO — but, still, it's hard to put it off again, Nea. 
 When Mr. Solomons spoke to me I half felt it 
 was best to do as he said. But now you've 
 put it as you put it just now, I feel I ve no 
 right to impose the strain upon you, d arest." 
 
 "Some day something will turn u,)," Nea 
 answered honefully— for Paul's sake— lest she 
 should wholly crush him. "I can wait for 
 you for ever, Paul. If you love me, that's 
 enough. Apd it's a great thing that I can 
 write to you, and that my letters cheer you." 
 . NevertheleBs, it was with a somewhat heavy 
 
132 
 
 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 heart that Panl rejoined Mr. Solomoni at Par 
 Junction that evening, foeling that he must 
 ■till wait, aa before, for some indefinite 
 future. 
 
 " Well, what have you arranged ? " Mr. 
 Solomons asked, with a certain shadow of 
 interest rare with him these last days, as he 
 advanced to greet him. 
 
 '* Oh, nothing t " Paul answered blankly. 
 " Miss Dlair says we oughtn't to got married 
 while I'm so much burdened ; and I didn't 
 think it would be right on her account to urge 
 her to share my burdens under such peculiar 
 circumstances. You see, I've her interests as 
 well as yours to think about." 
 
 Mr. Solomons glanced hard at him with a 
 suspicious look. For a second his lips 
 parted, irresolute, as if he half intended to 
 say something important. Tlien they 
 shut again close, like an iron trap, with 
 that cold, hard look now fixed sternly upon 
 them. 
 
 " I shall lose my money," he said curtly. 
 " I shall never be .paid as long as I live. 
 You'll do no proper work with that girl on 
 
 Jour brain. But no matter— no matter. The 
 ewish widows and orphans won't lose in the 
 end. I can trust you to work your fingers to 
 the bone rather than leave a penny unpaid, 
 however long it may take you. And mark 
 yon, Sir Paul, as you and the young lady won't 
 follow my advice, I expect you to do it, too — I 
 expect you to do it." 
 
 Paul bowed his head to his taskmaster. 
 
 "I will pay you every penny, Mr. Solo- 
 mons," he said, " if I work myself to death 
 with it." 
 
 The old man's face grew harder and colder 
 still. 
 
 " Well, mind you do it quick," he said 
 testily. " I haven't got long left to live now, 
 and 1 don't want to be kept out of my money 
 for ever." 
 
 But at the rectory near Fowey, if Paul could 
 onlv have seen the profoundly affectionate air 
 with which, the moment his back was turned, 
 Mr. Blair threw his arm round his daughter's 
 neok, and inquired eagerly, " Well, what did 
 Sir Paul say to you, Nea? " — even he would 
 have laughed at his own timid fears anent the 
 bearding of that alarming animal, the British 
 father, in his own rectorial lair in Cornwall. 
 And had he further observed the dejected sur- 
 prise with which Mr. Blair received Nea's 
 guarded report of their brief interview, he 
 would have wondered to himself how he could 
 ever have overlooked the mollifying influence 
 on the paternal heart of that magical sound, 
 " S\i Paul Gascoyne, Baronet." 
 
 For Mr. Blair heaved a deep sigh as he 
 heard it, and murmured softly to him-' 
 self: 
 
 " He seems a most worthy, high-minded, 
 well-prinoipled young man. I wish we 
 could help him oat of his difficulties, any- 
 how." 
 
 CHAPTER XLV. 
 
 PRBS8URB AND TBNBION. 
 
 A TRAR passed away— a long, long year of 
 twelve whole weary months — during which 
 many small but important incidents happened 
 to Paul and to Nea also. 
 
 For one thing, a few days after Paul's return 
 to town, Mr. Solomons dropped in one after- 
 noon at the young man's chambers in the 
 httle lane otT Oower Street. Ttie week had 
 aged him qauch. A settled gloom brooded 
 over his face, and that stern look about the 
 corners of his mouth seemed more deeply 
 ingrained in its very lines than ever. His 
 hair was grayer and his eyes less keen. But, 
 strange to say, the blue tint had faded wholly 
 from his lips, and his c) <^ks bore less marked! v 
 tho signs of that wea^ of the heart which 
 
 some short time bef \ been so painfully 
 
 apparent. He sat u~..^i moodily in Paul's 
 easy chair, and drew forth a folded sheet of 
 official-looking paper from his inner breast- 
 pocket. 
 
 " Sir Paul," he said, bending forward, with 
 of familiarity and more coldness than 
 usual, "I've brought up this paper here for 
 you to take care of. I've brought it to you 
 rather than to anybody else because I believe 
 I can really trust you. After the blow I've 
 received — and how terrible a blow it was no 
 man living will ever know, for I'm of the sort 
 that these things affect internally — after the 
 blow I've received, perhaps I'm a fool to trust 
 any man. But I think not. I think I know 
 you. As I said to that miserable woman the 
 other evening, one ought at least to know 
 when one has a gentleman to deal with." 
 
 Paul bowed his head with a faint bltlsh of 
 modesty at so much commendation from Mr. 
 Solomons. 
 
 " It's very good of you," he said, " to think 
 so ^ell of me. I hope, Mr. Solomons, I shall 
 always be able to deserve your confidence." 
 
 Mr. Solomons glanced up suspioioasly onoe 
 more. 
 
 " I hope so," he said, in a very dry voice. 
 " I hope you won't forget that a debt's a debt, 
 whether it's owed to poor Leo and me or to 
 the Metropolitan Jewish Widows and Orphans. 
 Well, that's neither here nor there. What I 
 want you to do to-day is to look at this will — 
 circumstances i^ave compelled me to make a 
 new one — and to see whether it meets with 
 your approbation." 
 
 Paul took the paper, with a faint smile, and 
 read it carefully through. It resembled the 
 former one in most particulars, except, of 
 course, for the entire omission of Lionel's 
 name in the list of bequests ; but it differed in 
 two or three minor points. The bulk of Mr. 
 Solomons' fortune was now left, in trast, to 
 the Jewish Board of Guardians; and the 
 notes and acceptances of Sir Patd Gascoyne, 
 Baronet, were specially mentioned by name 
 among tiie effects bequeathed to those wbrtiij 
 
PRESSURE AND TENSION. 
 
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 Sentlemen, to be employed for the good of the 
 [etropolitan Hebrew oommunity. Mention 
 was also made of a certain huui already paid 
 over in trust to the Board for the benefit of 
 Maria Agnese Uulomons, widow of Lionel 
 Solomons, deceased, wiiiuh was to revert on 
 the death of the said Maria Agneie to the 
 Oeoeral Trust, and be employed by the 
 Guardians for the same purpose. There was 
 a special bequest of ten pounds to Sir Paul 
 Oasoo^ne, Baronet, for a mourning ring ; and 
 a similar bequest to Faith, wife of Ctiarlos 
 Thistleton, Esquire, and ono of the testator's 
 most esteemed friends. But beyond that 
 small testimony of regard there was little to 
 interest Paul in the document. He handed it 
 back with a smile to Mr. Solomons, and said 
 shortly : 
 
 *' I think there's nothing to object to in any 
 part of it. It was kind of you to reuitjmbor 
 myself and my sister." 
 
 Mr. Solomons' eyes looked him through and 
 through. 
 
 " I want you to take care of it," he said 
 abruptly. 
 
 " I will," Paul answered. '• But I would 
 like first to ask you just one favour." 
 
 "What's that?" Mr. Solomons asked 
 sharply. 
 
 " If I can succeed in paying you o£F during 
 —well, during your own lifetime, will you 
 kindly remove the mention of my notes and 
 acceptances? I wouldn't like them to be 
 noticed in the papers, if possible." 
 
 " I will," Mr. Solomons answered, looking 
 at him harder than ever. " Sir Paul, you're a 
 very honourable young man." 
 
 "Thank you," Paul replied. "You are 
 always very good to me." 
 
 " They don't all talk like that I " Mr. Solo- 
 mons retorted, with temper. "They mostly 
 call me a ' damned old Jew.' That's generally 
 all the praise a man gets for helping people 
 out of their worst difficulties." 
 
 And he left the will with Paul, with many 
 strict injunctions to keep it safe, and to take 
 oare nobody ever bad "^ chance of meddling 
 with it. 
 
 In the course of the year, too, Paul was very 
 successful in his literary ventures. Work 
 flowed in faster than he could possibly do it. 
 That's the luck of the trade : sometimes the 
 deserving man plods on unrecognised till he's 
 nearly fifty before anybody hears of him; 
 sometimes editors seem to hunt out with a 
 rush the merest beginner who shows promise 
 or performance. It's all a lottery, and Paul 
 happened to be one of the lucky few who draw 
 winning numbers. Perhaps that magical 
 suffix of "Bart." stood here, too, in good 
 stead; perhaps his own merits secured him 
 custom ; but, at any rate, he wrote hopefully 
 to Nea, if health and strength kept up, he 
 oould get aa many engagements now as ever 
 he wanted. 
 Health and strength, however, were severely 
 
 tried in the efTort to fulfil Mr. Solomons' 
 exacting requirements. Paul worked early 
 and late, at the hardest of all tra<les (for if 
 you think literature is mere play, dear sir or 
 madam, you're profoundly misuken) ; and he 
 saved too much out of food and lodging in 
 order to meet as many as possible of those 
 hateful notes from quarter to quarter. Mr. 
 Solomons himself remonstrated at times; he 
 complained that Paul, by starving himself and 
 worlting too hard, was running the risk in the 
 long run of defrauding his creditor. 
 
 "For all that, you know," he said demon- 
 stratively, " your health and strength's my 
 only security. Of course there's the insur- 
 ance ; that's all right if you die outright ; but 
 literary men who break down don't generally 
 die ; they linger on for over, a burden to their 
 friends or the parish, with nervous diseases. 
 As a duty to me, Sir Paul, and to the Metro- 
 politan Widows and Orphans, you ought to 
 feed yourself better and take more rest. I 
 don't mean to say I don't like to see a young 
 man working hard and paying up regular ; 
 that's only honest; but what I say is this: 
 there's moderation in all things. It isn't fair 
 to me, you see, to run the risk of laying your- 
 self up Defore you've paid it all off to the last 
 farthing." 
 
 Nevertheless, it must be admitted that Mr. 
 Solomons received Paul's hard-earned money 
 with a certain close-fisted joy which sometimes 
 shocked, and even surpriseid, his simple-hearted 
 ^oung debtor. To say the truth, the miserly 
 mptinct in Mr. Solomons, kept somewhat in 
 check by many better feelings during Mr. 
 Lionel's lifetime, seemed now completely to 
 have gamed the upper hand in his cramped 
 and narrowed later nature. They say the 
 ruling passions grow fiercer in old age ; doubt- 
 less they are wrong; but in Mr. Golomons' 
 case the proverbial paradox had M. least a 
 certain external semblance of justiScation. 
 Quarter after quarter, as Paul paid in his 
 instalments of principal and interest, the old 
 man gnmibled over and over again at the in- 
 sufficiency of the amount and the slowness of 
 the repayment. Yet what seemed to Paul 
 strangest of all was the apparent contradiction 
 that while Mr. Solomons thus perpetually 
 urged him by implication to work harder and 
 harder, he was at the same tune for everurging 
 him in so many words to take more holiday 
 and spend more money and time on food and 
 pleasure. Not that Mr. Solomons ever put 
 these requests upon sympathetic grounds ; he 
 always based them solely and whoUy on con- 
 siderations of his own interest. 
 
 " If you don't take more care of yourself," 
 he womd often say, with that cold, stem face 
 unchanged for one moment, "you'll make 
 yourself ill, and go off into a nervous wreek, 
 and come upon the parish — and then what'll 
 become of all the money I've advanced you ? " 
 
 " I can't help it," Paul would anawer. " I 
 feel I must, somehow ; I oan nevor rest till 
 
134 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 off, 
 
 an£ am my own 
 
 I've cleared iu all 
 master." 
 
 " I know wh:.\t that means," Mr. Solomons 
 said once, near the end of the year, when 
 autumn was coming round again. "Tou're 
 in a hurry to marry this young lady down in 
 CornwiJl. Ah, that's just the way of all yon 
 borrowing people. You enter into contracts 
 with one man first, for money down, his own 
 hard-saved money, that he's made and 
 hoarded; and tiien, when you've eaten and 
 drunk it all up, you go and fall in love with 
 some girl you've never seen in your lives 
 before, and for her pake, a stranger's sake, you 
 forget all about your vested obligations. I 
 wish you'd wke my advice and marrv the 
 young woman out of himd. I'd be all the 
 safer in the end to ge*' my money." 
 
 Paul shook his head. 
 
 " I can't bear to," he said, " and even if I 
 would, Miss Blair wouldn't. She said herself 
 she'd never burden my life any further. I 
 must work on now to the bitter end, and in 
 the course of years, perhaps, I may be able to 
 marry her." 
 
 " In the course of year^i ! " Mr Solomons 
 echoed, fretfully. "Ii- the oouri<a of years 
 indeed ! And do you think, then, I'm going 
 to live on for ever? No, no; I want to see 
 some pleasure and satisfaction out of my money 
 in my own lifetime. I'm not going to stand 
 this sort of thing mueU longer. You ought to 
 marry her, and settle down in life to do better 
 V oik. If you'd get a house of your own now, 
 wivH Lady Gasooyne at the head of your table, 
 and could give dinners, and invite the world, 
 and take your proper part in London Society, 
 vou'd soon be coining money — a man of your 
 brains, with no home to entertain in t You're 
 keeping me out of my own — that's just what 
 I caU it." 
 
 " I'mi sorry I disappoint you, Mr. Solomons," 
 Paul answered, sadly ; " but I'm afraid I can't 
 help it. I can never marry till I'm indepen- 
 dent." 
 
 Mr. Solomons rose and moved to the door. 
 
 "I must put a stop to this nonsense," he 
 murmured, resolutely. " I ran't let this sort 
 of thing go on much longer. If I have to put 
 the Courts in action to get what I want, I 
 must put a stop before another week to this 
 confounded nonsense." 
 
 "Put the Courts in action!" Paul cried, 
 aghast at thd ugly phrase. " Oh, no, Mr. 
 Solomons, you can never mean that! You 
 won't expose an old Mend, who has always 
 tried bis oest to repay you I'or all yonr kind- 
 ness, to so much unpleasantness. I'll do any- 
 thing—in reason— to prevent auch a con- 
 tingency." 
 
 But MX. Sdomons only gazed back at him 
 with that Inctniring glance. Then be drew 
 himself ttp and said with a stony face : 
 
 " Sir Paul Oaacoynei I've always said you 
 were agontleman. I hope you won't compel 
 me to D6 too hardi upon you. I hope yott'U 
 
 think it over, and sae yoor way to marry the 
 ladv." 
 
 f am £!nng himself back in his easy-chair as 
 Mr. Solomons closed the door behind him, and 
 felt for once in bib life very bitterly against his 
 old benefactor, as he had always considered 
 him. He was half-inclined, in that moment of 
 pique, to take him at his word, and to beg and 
 implore Nea to marry him immediately. 
 
 As for Mr. Solomons, in his Imely room at 
 HiUborough that night, he sat down by him- 
 self, with a resolute air, to write two letters 
 which he hoped might influence his recal- 
 citrant debtor. He wrote them in a firm, 
 clear hand, little shaky with age, and read 
 them over more than once to himself, admir- 
 ing his own persuasive eloquence. Then he 
 put them into two envelopes, and duly durected 
 them. The superscription of one was to the 
 Bev. Walter Blair, The Beotory, Lanhydran, 
 near Fowey, Cornwall. That of the other was 
 to Mrs. Charles Thictleton, Wardlaw House, 
 The Parks, Sheffield. And what specially 
 impelled him to write this last was the fact 
 that Miss Nea Bldr was at that moment in 
 the North, on a long-promised visit to Sir 
 Paul's sister. 
 
 CHAPTER XLVI. 
 
 A TBAMSA^ION IN DIAMONDS. 
 
 Thbeb days later Mr. Solomons happened to 
 have business in town which took him up into 
 Cheapside on a very unwonted shopping 
 expedition. Mr. Solomons, in fact, was bent 
 on the purchase of jewellery. 
 
 He had been more particularly driven to 
 this novel pursuit by the simultaneous receipt 
 of two letters from Iwo opposite ends of 
 England on that self-same morning. One of 
 them bore the Fowey postmark ; the other, 
 addressed in a feminine hand, was dated 
 " Sheffield." Mr. Solomons smiled somewhat 
 grimlv to himself as he read this last. 
 "Eighteen months of wealth and prosperity 
 have strangely developed our old friend 
 Faith," he wought in his own soul. " How 
 glibly she talks about money now, as if it was 
 water ! She doesn't seem to think much about 
 Sir Paul's difficulties. They vanish far more 
 easily in her mind to-day than in the hard old 
 days down at Plowden's Court in Hill- 
 borough." 
 
 But Mr. Solomons was too much of a 
 philosopher in his way to let this natural 
 evolution of the female mind disturb for a 
 moment his sombre equanimity. Men, he 
 knew, rise sometimes to the occasion ; women, 
 always. So he went on his way to London 
 with that settled solid calm of a lif u that has now 
 no hope left in it, and that Roes on its dull 
 routine bv pure mechanioiVI haoit. 
 
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 lifetinie devoted to maHng and saving tnoney. 
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 a asller, Mr. Solomons' son! was still as keen 
 as ever. He watched over the interests of the 
 Jewish Widows and Orphans as closely as ever 
 in happier times he had watched over bis own 
 and Leo's. A gahi or loss of sixpence still 
 seemed to him a matter well worth struggling 
 over ; a rise or fall of one-eighth per cent, on 
 the market-price ol Portuguese Threes still 
 put his overworked heart into a flutter of 
 excitement. It was with judicious care, there- 
 fore, that hejMleoted ^or his patronage the 
 ■hop of a fJOow-tribeboian in a street off 
 Oheapside, and proceeded to effect a suitable 
 bargaiii in jewellery. 
 
 Toe utter downfall of a life's dream would 
 have made mOst men wholly careless as to 
 money matters. It had only made Mr. 
 Solomons oloser-fisted than ever. 
 
 " I should tike," Mr. Solomons said, as he 
 entered the shop, and addressed himself with 
 severity to the smug-faced and black- whiskered 
 young man at the oounter->-" I should like to 
 see a diamond necklet." 
 
 " Tes, sir. About what price, sir ? " the 
 ■mug-faced young man replied briskly. 
 
 Mr. Solomons lookeJ him through and 
 through with a contemptuous air. 
 
 "The price," he answered sententiously, 
 " depends as a rule to some extent upon the 
 quality." 
 
 " Merely as a guide to the class of goods I 
 ■hoold mti submit to you," the smug-face^ 
 Toung man went on, still more briskly than 
 before. *' Our immense stock 1 The variety 
 of oar ^ttemsl The difficulty of a 
 . selection 1 " 
 
 ' " Do you take me for a fool, young man ? " 
 Mr. Solomons retorted severely, :!yoing him 
 askance. " Nobody has an immense stock of 
 diamond necklets, teady-made. Show me 
 your goods first, and I'll make my choice. 
 After that, we'll arrive at an arrangement aa 
 to value." 
 
 i "I tUnk, Mr. Nathan," the proprietor 
 observed to the smug- faced young man, who 
 fell back crestfallen, " I'd better att md to Jus 
 gentleman myself." For he plainly foresaw 
 hard bargaining. " I've met yon before, dr^ I 
 believe," he went oil "lur. Solomons of 
 Hillborough." 
 I Mr. Solomons nodded, 
 f "My name, sir," he answered. "I was 
 reeonamended here by our mutual friend, 
 Mocatta. And I want to see some diamond 
 necklets." 
 
 The proprietor did not fall into the smug- 
 faoed young man's juvenile error. H6 knew 
 his trade too weU. The two fellow-tribesmen 
 had measured one another at a glance. He 
 brought down a couple of oases and opened 
 them temptingly before Mr. Solomons' face. 
 Mr. Solomons turned them over with a critical 
 hand and eye. 
 
 "Not good enough," he said laconically, 
 and the proprietor nodded. 
 
 "How art «iM*r" iha j«wdi« 
 
 striking a higher note, three ootaves np on 
 the gamut of price. 
 
 Mr. Solomons regarded them ^rlth a 
 shadow on his face. He know exactly how 
 much he meant to give (which was just why 
 he refrained from mentioning a fignre), and he 
 thought these were probably far above hia inten- 
 tion. La fact, in order to clarify his conceptions 
 and bring his rusty knowledge well up to date, he 
 had -Jready priood several small lots of gems 
 that very morning at several Christian 
 jewellers. 
 
 " How much ? " he asked, suspiciously. 
 For he had cOme to a shop of his own race 
 for the express reason that here only could 
 he mdnlge in the luxury of bargaining. 
 
 "Four hundred pounds," the proprietor 
 said, loking haird at him without moving a 
 muscle. 
 
 Mr. Solomons shook his head resolutely. 
 
 " More than I want to give," he replied, in 
 that tone of conviction which precludrs tiebate. 
 " It won't ho. Sh«^w me another." 
 
 The proprietor gauged the just mean at 
 once. 
 
 " Try these, then," he said, persuatdvely. 
 
 Mr. Solomons' eye picked out its ehoice at 
 a glance. 
 
 "Thatll do," he answered, selecting one 
 that preicl83i> mited as to quality. " Lowest 
 fignre for ir.is ? " 
 
 The proprietor Janced at him with inqair< 
 Ingeyes. 
 
 " What do yon want it for? " he asked. 
 
 "It's for a lady of title," Mr. Solomons 
 answered, swUing with just pride. " What'll 
 you take for it ? " 
 
 The proprietor put his head on one side, 
 reflectively. 
 
 "We have a fixed price, of course," he 
 said. 
 
 "Of— course," Mr. Solomons echoed, slowly. 
 
 " But to you, Mr. Solomons, aa a friend of 
 our friend Mocatta's, and as it's for a present, 
 apparently, we'll consent to make it — three 
 hundred guineas." 
 
 " Why we t " Mr. Solomons inquired, ab- 
 straQteaiy. "I came here believing I dealt 
 between man and man. I object to we. I deal 
 with principals." 
 
 " ni mske it three hundred, then," the pro- 
 prietor corrected, gravely. 
 
 "Why guineas?" Mr. Solomons went on 
 once more, with chilly predsion. " No, don't 
 swjr pounds, please. That's why I ask yoo. 
 Vfhy make it guineas ? Yon put it in guineas 
 for people with whom you mean to strike off 
 the odd shillings only. Uliat won't do for me, 
 I'm too old for that. As a basis for negotia- 
 tions, if you please, we'll beran with pounds. 
 Begin with pounds, I say, Mr. Zacharias : 
 mind, begin, you understand — ^not end with 
 them." 
 
 "Begin with three hundred and fifteen 
 pounds ?" the proprietor queried, with his small 
 eyei blinking. 
 
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 "Certainly,' if you wish it,' Mr. Solomons 
 went on. " I've no objection to your pntting 
 on the extra fifteen pounds — three hundred 
 shillings to cover the guineas— if it gives you 
 any pleasure: as, of course, we shall only 
 have to knock them off at once again. Well, 
 we go on, then, to three hundred pounds for 
 this necklet. . . . Now, Mr. Zacharias, 
 what do you take me for ? " 
 
 And then began that sharp contest of wits 
 that Mr. Solomons delighted in, and in which 
 Mr. Zacharias, to do him justice, was no un- 
 worthy antagonist. 
 
 The two men's eyes gleamed with the joy 
 of the conflict as they joined in the fray. It 
 was to them what a game of chess or a debate 
 in the House is to keen, intellectual com- 
 batants of another order. They understood 
 one another perfectly — too perfectly to have 
 recourse to the petty blandishments and trans- 
 parent deceptions wherewith Mr. Zacharias 
 might have attempted to cajole an accidental 
 purchaser. It was Greek meet Greek, diamond 
 cut diamond. The price was to bia settled, 
 not in current coin of the realm, but in doubt- 
 ful paper. And it was to be arrived at by a 
 curious process of double bargaining, greatly 
 to the taste of either diplomatist. 
 
 Mr. Solomons was first to bate down Mr 
 Zacharias to a given price, say a hundred and 
 fifty, and Mr. Zacharias was then to bate down 
 the doubtful bills till he had arrived at last at 
 a proximate equation between the two exana 
 agreeable to both parties. And to this con- 
 genial contest they both addressed their wits 
 in high good-humour, entering into it with 
 the zest that every man displays when pitted 
 against a foeman ]ust worthy of his steel, in 
 a sport at which i/oiii are acknowledged 
 masters. 
 
 The debate was long, exciting, and varied. 
 But in the end the game was drawn, each side 
 coming off with honourable scars and insigni- 
 ficant trophies. Mr. Solomons calculated that 
 he had got the necklet for two hundred and 
 forty-five pounds' worth of doubtful paper, 
 and that it might fairly be valued at two 
 hundred and fifty. Mr. Zacharias calculated 
 that a knowing customer might have had the 
 necklet for two hundred and forty -two pounds, 
 and that the doubtful bills would probably 
 realise, when discounted, two hund^d and 
 sixty. 
 
 So each left off well satisfied with his 
 morning's work, besides having had a 'long 
 hour's good inteUectual exercise ror lus mone>. 
 
 And Mr. Solomons went away with the 
 pleasing conviction that if Sir Paul Gascoyne, 
 for example, had bought the necklet in tixe 
 regular way at a West End jeweller's, he 
 would no doubt have paid that enterprising 
 tradesman the original three hundred guineas 
 demanded for it. Of so great avail is it to a 
 wise man to know the City. 
 
 By an odd coincidence, that very same 
 day Paul, for his part, received three letters. 
 
 all tending greatly to disconcert his cettled 
 policy. The first two came by the morning 
 post, the third followed by the eleven o'clock 
 delivery. Was this design or accident ? Who 
 shall say? Fortune, that usually plays us 
 such scurvy tricks, now and again indulges, by 
 way of change, in a lucky coincidence. 
 
 The first of his letters Paul opened was from 
 Fowey, where Nea was not. It was brief and 
 paternal — the British father in his favourite 
 character of practical common-sense, enforcing 
 upon giddy and sentimental youUi the business 
 aspect of life as a commercial speculation. 
 Much as the Beverend Walter Blair, Clerk in 
 Holy Orders, esteemed the prospective honour 
 of counting Sir Paul Gasooyne, Baronet, as his 
 son-in-law, he must point out to Sir Paul at 
 last that iiiis engagement was running to a 
 truly preposterous length, and that some sort 
 of effort ought to be made to terminate it. 
 " Does that mean break it off? " Paul queried 
 internally, with a horrible sort of alarm. But 
 no; the next sentence reassured his startled 
 soul as to that doubtful verb. The Beverend 
 Walter Blair had the fuUest confidence in his 
 ^oung friend's ability to support his daughter 
 m a way suitable to her position in life, and 
 yrruld urge, on the contrary, that the marriage 
 should be entered iiito — great heavens I '«rhat 
 was this? — on the earliest opportunity! If 
 not — the Beverend Walter Blair was "on- 
 veniently vague as to what might follow npob 
 his non-compliance: but Paul's heart went 
 down with a very violent mnking indeed as he 
 thought how much that paternal reticence 
 might possibly cover. Vague vifl'ons of Nea 
 wedded against her will (oh, boundless 
 imagination of youth !) to a mutt tn • faced 
 Cornish squire of restricted intelligence op- 
 pressed his soul. As thovgh anybody— even a 
 Society mother— could marry off an English 
 girl of Nea Blair's type where she didn't wish 
 to be married! Why, Mrs. Partington with 
 the ocean at bcr doors had a comparatively 
 wide and correct conception of character and 
 conduct. 
 
 He broke open the second letter, posted at 
 Sheffield, and skimmed it trough hurriedlv. 
 To his immense surprise it pointed in precisely 
 the same direction as Mr. Blair's. 
 
 Since Nea had been with her. Faith said, in 
 simple sisterly fashion, she had noticed more 
 than once that that dear girl was growing 
 positively thin and ill with the harassing care 
 of a long engagement. Nea was a dear, and 
 would never complain ; not for worlds would 
 she add a jot to Paul's heavy burden while he 
 had still that debt of Mr. Solomons' on his 
 hands ; but still. Faith thought, it was hard 
 she should be wasting her golden youth when 
 she ought to be happy and enjoy her ladjrship 
 while it would be of most satisfaction and 
 service to her. And since Mr. Solomons him- 
 self approved of the union, as Nea told her, 
 why. Faith, for her part, could hardly imagine 
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 went on, " he follv agrees with me." 
 
 At eleven o'clock, to clinch it all, came a brief 
 little note from Nea herself, design or acci- 
 dent: 
 
 " Dear Faith has been dec!jiring to me for 
 the last^ two days, Paul darling, that it's posi- 
 tively wicked of me to keep you waiting and 
 despairing any longer ; and this morning, by 
 an odd coincidence, the enclosed note came 
 from papa. You wiU see from it that he is 
 very much in earnest indeed about the matter, 
 and that he objects to our engagement remain- 
 ing so ii)ng indefinite. So, Paul, they've 
 easily i^jcceeded between them at last in 
 talking me over; and if you think as they 
 
 do 
 
 " Yours always, 
 
 "Nea." 
 
 •Paul laid down the note, and reflected 
 seriously 
 
 CHAPTER XLVn. 
 
 "PUTTIMO ON THB SCBEW." 
 
 The combination was too strong in the end for 
 Paul. Faith and Nea, backed up by Mr. Solo- 
 mons' advice and Mr. Blair's protest, were 
 more than the sternest virtue could resist — 
 especially when inclination itself lay disturbing 
 the balance in the self-^ame scale. Paul 
 wavered — and was lost. Before he knew 
 exactly how it was aU happening, he found 
 himseu the central, though secondary, figure of 
 a domestic event. He was given to under- 
 stand bv all parties concerned that he had 
 been duly selected by external destiny for the 
 post of bridegroom in a forthcoming wedding. 
 And, indeed, if he continued to harbour any 
 passing doubts upon the subject himself, the 
 
 Eeriodical literature of his country must shortly 
 ave undeceived him. For, happening to drop 
 in at his club the next Saturday afternoon — as 
 a journalist, Paul had regarded the luxury of 
 membership at the Cheyne Bow as a trade 
 expense — he lighted by chance upon a para- 
 raaph of gossip in that well-known second-rate 
 Society paper, the Whitperer : 
 
 "A marriage has just been arranged, and 
 will take place early next month, between Sir 
 Paul Gascoyne, !3art., of Hillborough, and 
 Nea Mary, only daughter of the Bev. Walter 
 Blair, Bector of Lanhydran, near Fuwey, 
 Cornwall. Sir Paul, though he rejoices in the 
 dignity of a fourteenth baronet, and boasts 
 some of the bluest blood in Glamorganshire, is 
 by no means overwhelmed with this world's 
 wealth ; but his career at Christ Church was 
 sufficiently distinguished, and he has since 
 made his mark more generally as a journalist 
 and essayist in the London Press. Unless he 
 throws away his opportunities and wastes his 
 talents, the new proprietor ought to do much 
 
 in time to restore the lost glories of Gascoyne 
 Manor." 
 
 A fiery red spot burnt in Paul's cheek as he 
 laid down the indiscreet sheet with its annoys 
 blunders, and picked up, for a change, its rival, 
 the Blab of a week latei' date. There, almost 
 the first words Uiat met his eyes were those 
 that composed his own name, staring him in 
 the face in that rudely obtrusive way that one's 
 own name always does stare at one from a 
 printed paper. 
 
 " No, no, Arthw" the editor of the Blah 
 remarked, in his gently colloquial style to his 
 brother chronicler; " you're out of it this time 
 about young Gascoyne, of Christ Church. Sir 
 Paul Emery Howard Gascoyne — to give him 
 the full benefit of his empty title, for it carries 
 no money — is the fifteenth — not, as yon say, 
 the fourteenth — baronet of that ancient family. 
 He is not of Hillbovough, which was only the 
 place where his late respected papa carried on 
 a harmless, though useful, calling, but of a 
 decent lodging-house in Somers Bow, Gower 
 Street. He has nothing to do in any way 
 with Gascoyne Manor, the old seat of his 
 ancestors, which is the property of a distant 
 and not over-friendly cousin. And if you 
 mean to insinuate by certain stray hints about 
 wasted opportunities and so forth and so forth, 
 that Miss Blair, his future wife, has money of 
 her oy\ a, allow us to assure you, on the very 
 best avthority, that the lady's foce is her 
 fortune — and a very pretty fortune, too, it 
 might have been, u she hadn't chosen to 
 throw it away recklessly on a penniless young 
 journalist wi^ a useless baronetcy. However, 
 Sir Paul has undoubtedly youth and brains on 
 his side, and, if you don't succeed in spoiling 
 his style, will, no doubt, manage to pull 
 through in the end by the aid of a pen which 
 is more smart than gentlemanly. Give him a 
 
 Eost on your staff outright, dear Arthutt and 
 o'll exactly suit the requirements of the 
 Whisperer." 
 
 Paul flung down the paper with a still 
 angrier face. But, whatever else he felt, one 
 thing was certain: he couldn't now delay 
 getting married to Nea. 
 
 The opinion of others has a vast effect upon 
 even the most individualistic amongst us. And 
 so it came to pass that Paul Gascoyne was 
 dragged, at last, half against his will, into 
 marrying Nea within the month, without 
 having ever got rid of his underlying feeling 
 that to do so was certainly fool;idi and idmost 
 wicked. 
 
 The wedding was to take place at Lanhy- 
 dran, of course ; and such a gathering of the 
 clans from all parts of the world the little 
 Cornish village had seldom witnessed I Charlie 
 Thistleton and Ftith were at Paddington to 
 meet Paul and accompany him down ; while 
 the master-cutler and his wife, unable to avoid 
 this further chance of identifying themselves 
 with the Gascoyne family, were to follow in 
 their wake half a day later. Fnd ivss 
 
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138 
 
 THB 5CALLYWAa. 
 
 delighted to find that Faith, whom he hadn't 
 seen for a year, had changed less than he 
 expected, and far leas than he feared. She 
 had expanded with the expannon in her posi- 
 tion, to be sore, aa Mr. Solomons noted, and 
 was quite at home in her new snTonndings. 
 Less than that would be to be less a woman ; 
 bat she retuned all her old girlish simplicity, 
 for all that, and she was quite as fierody her- 
 self in sentiment as ever. 
 
 "We'll travel first," Charlie Thistleton 
 said apologetically, " for the sake of getting a 
 carriage to oursdves. I know jon and Paul 
 will want to have a little nmily confab 
 together, after not seeing one anotiier so long; 
 now, won't you ? " 
 
 '* Oh, well, if .you put it on thAt ground," 
 Faith answered, mouified, " I doxrt mind 
 going first just this once, to please yon. 
 Though up m the North Country, Paul, I 
 ^Iwavs insist upon travelling third still, just to 
 scandalize Charlie's grand acquaintances. 
 When they ask me why, I always say, 
 ' Because that's what I'm accustomed to ; I 
 never could afiford to go second before I was 
 married.' And you should just see tneir faces 
 when I addi quietly, ' Sir Paul and I were 
 never rich enough to get beyond thirds, and X 
 suppose poor Paul will have to go third ai 
 long as he lives, lor he doesn't mean, like me, 
 to marry above him.' " 
 
 "But I do," Paul answered, with a gentle 
 ■inile. " I remetnoer, when I first met dear 
 Nea at *Mentone, what an awful swell I 
 thought lier, and how dreadfully afraid t was 
 even of talihig to her." 
 
 " WelL run and get the tickets, Charlie," 
 If rs. Thistieton said, turning to her obedient 
 slave ; and if by any chance Mrs. Douglas is 
 going down by this particular train, tr^ to 
 keep out of her way ; for I want, if possible, 
 to have my brother to myselt for the last time 
 this one long journey." 
 
 By the aid of half a crown, judiciously 
 employed in contravening the (lompany's 
 regulations as to gntuities to porters, they 
 succeeded in maintaining the desired privacy ; 
 and Faith could gossip to her heart's content 
 with Paul about everything that had happened 
 smce their last meeting. She was partioularlj 
 curious to know about Mr. Solomons — ^his 
 ways and doings. 
 
 "I always thought, do yon know, Paul," 
 she said, " that, in a ^wrtain sort of queer, 
 unacknowledged way, Mr. Solomons had an 
 undercurrent of sneaJdng regard for yon — a 
 
 EersoQal Jiking for you, and a pride in what 
 e's made of you. I don't think it was all 
 mere derire for your money." 
 
 " I don't know, I'm sure," Paul answered. 
 " I've a great regard for Mr. Solomons myself. 
 I'm sure it's to him entirely I owe my present 
 poeition, such as it is. And I believe he 
 honestly desiredM,in his way, to serve me. 
 The idea of the baronetcy going to waste, aa a 
 natkaiabk eovmodij^, nrrt weif^iad ayoo his 
 
 mind, of course. Whether it was his own, or 
 whether it was somebody else's, it vexed his 
 good commercial soul to see so much intrinsic 
 value running away, as it were, like beer from 
 a barrel, all lor nothing. But when once he 
 got fairly embarked in the scheme, it became 
 an end in itself to him— his favqnrite idea, his 
 
 Et investment; and I was a part of it: he 
 :ed me because he had made me himself. 
 It gave him importance in his own eyes to be 
 mixed up with the family of an English 
 baronet." 
 
 "Oh, I'm sure he likes all your family 
 personally," Charlie Thistieton put in, in ^te 
 of a warning look from his wiie. "xon 
 should hear uie way he writes to Faith about 
 you!" 
 
 "Writes to Faith!" Paul repeated, 
 surprised. 
 
 "Well— yes," Charlie answered, pulling 
 himself up short with the contrite air of the 
 husband who knows he has exceeded his wife's 
 instructions. "He wrote a letter to Faith 
 about you once — some months ago ; and he 
 said he was proud of the position you were 
 making for yourself in literary London. He 
 also remarked you were paying up arrears 
 with pleasing promptitude." 
 
 " It's curious he makes you go on paying, 
 and grinding you so hard," Faith mused 
 meditatively, " when he's got nobody left on 
 earth now to grind you for." 
 
 "It's habi^l" Paul answered-" mere 
 bgrained habit. He grinds by instintit. And 
 he likes to feel, too, that I'm able to pay him. 
 "Ae likes to thhik his money wasn't wasted f^ 
 his confidence misplaced. Though he con- 
 siders me a ^ool for not marrying .an heiress, 
 he considers, too, it proves ms own sagacity 
 that he should have Imown I'd leave no stone 
 unturned till I'd honestly ^paid him." 
 
 " It's a great pity," Charlie Thideton inter- 
 posed, looking out of the window and 
 delivering tiimrtoH slowly of an abstract 
 opinion d propoa of nothing in particular, 
 "that somepeople are so devilish proud as 
 they are. They'd rather toil and uave and 
 worry themselves for a lifetime, than accent 
 paltry unimportant hundreds from their 
 friends and a few relations." 
 
 "Oh, CharUel he couldn't!" Faith oried, 
 flusldng up. " He wouldn't be Paul at all if 
 he did thai. I know we'd all love to help him 
 if it was poarible. But it ian't poaaible. Any- 
 body who knowB him knowa iiell never be 
 aatiafied till he'a worked it all off and paid it 
 binuelf. Mr. Solomons knows it; and per^ 
 haps that's why he's so hard upon him, even. 
 He wants to give him a spur and a stimulqa to 
 work, ao that he m^iy get it tli paid off aa 
 aoon aa possible, and be free to do better things '• 
 in the end for himself and Nea." 
 
 "My dear ohUd," Charlie put in, "you're . 
 really too trustfuL" ^ 
 
 "Well, anyhow, he wants Paul to marry 
 Nea now," Fdth «aid, relaiaing into her oomar;*^ 
 
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 MR. 5OL0M0N5 COM^S OUT. 
 
 135 
 
 ^ '.'BeoaiiM he ihinka 111 work bettor when 
 It'a all settled," Paul retorted, half-undeoided 
 himself which side to take. "There's no 
 doubt about it. Faith, he's grown harder and 
 more money-grubbing than ever since Lionel 
 Solomons died. He reckons every farthing 
 and grumbles over every delay. I suppose it's 
 because he's got nothing else left to live for 
 now. But he certainly grinds me hard indeed, 
 and wants more every time, as if he was afraid 
 he'd never live to get back his money." 
 
 " Ah, that's it, you see I " Faith answered. 
 "That's just the explanation. While that 
 horrid boy was alive, he expected to leave his 
 money to him ; and if Mr. Solomons himself 
 didn't get the return, Lionel would have got 
 it. But now, he must have it all repaid in his 
 own lifetime, or itil be no use to him. What 
 does it matter to him whether the Jewish 
 Widows and Orphans have a himdred or a 
 thousand more or less ? It's only the pursuit 
 of money for its own sake that's left him now. 
 He goes on with that hy mere use and custom." 
 
 Ml the way down to Cornwall, in fact, they 
 discussed this important matter, and others of 
 more pressing and immediate interest ; and all 
 the way down Faith noticed that Paul was 
 going to hb wedding with many grave doubts 
 and misgivings on his mind as to whether or 
 not he was right at all in marrying under such 
 circumstances. It's hard for a ms" ^a start 
 on his honeymoon with a millstone round hia 
 neol': and Faith cordially pitied him. Yet, 
 none the less, she was characteristically proud 
 of him for that very feeling. Paul would 
 have been less of a Gascoyne, she felt, if he 
 could have accepted aid or help in such a strait 
 from any man. He had made his own maze, 
 no matter how long since, and now he must 
 puzzle his own way out of it. 
 
 At Fowey Station a strange surprise awaited 
 them. They got out of their carriage, and saw 
 on the platform a familiar figure which quite 
 took Faith's breath away. 
 
 " Mr. Solomons I " she exclaimed, in 
 astonishment. " Tou here I This is indeed " 
 —she was just going to sav " an unexpected 
 pleasure," but native truthfulness came to 
 her aid in time, and she substituted instead 
 the very non-committing word " wonderful 1 " 
 
 Mr. Solomons, somewhat bluer in the face 
 than was his wont, drew himself up to his full 
 height of five feet five .is he extended his hand 
 to her with a cordial welcome. He had never 
 looked so blooming before since poor Leo's 
 death. Nor had Faith ever seen him so 
 olosely resemble a well-to-do solicitor. He had 
 ■pared no pains or expense, indeed, on his 
 sartorial eet-up. All that the tailor's art and 
 ■kill could do had been duly done for him. He 
 was faultlessly attured in positively neat and 
 
 Snllemanly clothes ; for he had put himself 
 tplieitly hi the hands of a good West End 
 house ; and, distrusting his own taste and that 
 of h^ raoa, had jtdced to be. dressed from head 
 to fooi in' ft iiiyie raifaUe for a Baroneft 
 
 weddbig-party. The result #flis really and 
 truly surprising. Mr. Solomons, with a flower 
 in ms button-hole, and a quiet tie round hia 
 neck, looked positively almost like a Jewish 
 gentleman. 
 
 " Well, yes, Mrs. Thistleton," the old money- 
 lender said, with a deep-blue blush, "I 
 fancied you'd h4 rather taken aback when you 
 saw me. It isn't every day that I get an in- 
 vitation to a wedding in high Ufe; but Miss 
 Biau: was kind enough to send me a card; 
 and I thought, as I was one of Sir Paul's 
 oldest and earliest friends, I could hardly let 
 the occasion pass without properly honouring 
 it. So I've taken rooms by telegraph at the 
 hotel in the town ; and I hope to see vou all 
 by-and-bye at the church on Thursday.' 
 
 The apparition was hardly a pleasant one 
 for Paul. If the truth must be confessed, he 
 would have liked, if possible, on that one day 
 in his life, U never before or after, to be 
 free from the very shadow of Mr. Solomons' 
 presence. But Nea had no doubt good reasons 
 of her own for asking him — ^Nea was always 
 right — and so Paul grasped his old visitor's 
 hand as warmly as ho oould, as he muttered 
 in c somewhat choky and dubious voioe a half- 
 inartioulate " Thank you! " 
 
 CHAPTER XLYin. 
 
 HB. SOLOKONS 00MB8 OtTF. 
 
 Thb wedding-day came, and the gathei^i| of 
 the elans at Lanhydran Church was indeed 
 conspicuous. Mrs. Douglas was there from 
 Oxford (with the Arcadhm Professor well in 
 tow), discoursing amicably to Faith of the 
 transcendent merits of blue blood, and of how 
 perfectly certain she was that, sooner or later, 
 Paul would take Ids proper place in Parlia- 
 ment, and astonish the world with some mag- 
 nificent scheme for Imperial Federation, or for 
 the Total AboUtion of Poverty and Crime in 
 Oreat Britain and Ireland. The Thisdetons 
 senior were there, looking bland and impres- 
 sive, with tlio cousoiousness of having given 
 the bride ei handsome a present as anybody 
 else in aU the wedding-party was likely to 
 bestow uT«on her. Half a dozen of Paul's 
 undergraduate friends or London acquain- 
 tances had come down to grace the ceremony 
 by their august presence, or to make copy for 
 Society papers out of the two young people's 
 felicity. The county of Cornwall was there 
 in full force to see a pretty Cornish girl reomit 
 thd ranks of metropolitan aristocracy. 
 
 And Mr. Solomons was there, with hardly 
 a trace of that cold, hard manner left upon hui 
 face, and his fingers finding their way with a 
 fumbling twitch every now and sfam to his 
 rifht coat-tall pocket, which evidently eon 
 tamed some unknown object to whose con- 
 tinued safety Mr. Solomons attache unmense, 
 and indeed overwhelming, impbrtanee. 
 
 As for Nea, she; looked a« duumins as ever 
 — ai oharmfng, ]^ant ihonghi, as on Sbal irexy 
 
140 
 
 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 t 
 
 first day when he had seen her and fallen in 
 love with her on the promenade at Mentone. 
 And when at last, in the vestry, after all was 
 over, he was able to print one kiss on her 
 smooth white forehead, and to say, " my wife " 
 in real tamest, he forget all other thoughts in the 
 joy of that name, and fit as though Mr. Solo- 
 mons and his hapless claims had never existed. 
 
 Mr. Solomons himself, however, was by no 
 means disposed to let the opportunity pass by 
 so easily. As soon as everybody had signed 
 the book and claimed the customary kiss from 
 * the bride, Mr. Solomons, too, pressed forward 
 with a certain manifest eagerness on his iir ■ 
 pulsive countenance. He took Nea's two hands 
 in his own with a fatherly air, and clasped 
 them for a moment, tremulous with emotior . 
 
 Nea held up her blushing cheek timidly. 
 Mr. Solomons drew back. A maiden fear op- 
 pressed his soul. This was too much honour. 
 He had never expected it. 
 
 " Dare I, my lady ? " he asked, in a faltering 
 voice. 
 
 He was the first who had called her so. Nea 
 replied with a smile and a deeper blush. Mr. 
 Solomons leant forward with instinctive cour- 
 tesy, and, bending his head, just touched with 
 pursed-up lips that dainty small hand of hers. 
 t It was the greatest triumph of his life — a 
 ^'•T' tw raxd for that doubtful and dangerous long 
 investment. That he should hve to kiss with 
 his own two lipa the hand of the lady of an 
 Englidi baronet 1 
 ' As he rose again, blushing4>Iaer in the face 
 than ever, he drew from ms pocket a large 
 morooco case, and taking out of it a necklet of 
 diamonds set in gold, he hung them gracefully 
 round Nea's neck with an unobtrusive move- 
 ment. A chorus of admiring "Ohsl" went up all 
 round from the circling group of women. Mr. 
 Solomons had loosed his little bolt neatly. 
 He had chosen the exact right moment for 
 presenting hie wedding gift. Even old Mr. 
 Thistleton, complacent and urbane, was taken 
 ' aback by the shimmering glitter of the pretty 
 baubles, and reflected with some chagrin that 
 his own sCm of massive silver dessert-dishes was 
 thrown qoite into the shade now by Mr. 
 Solomons' diamonds. 
 
 Paul was the only person who failed to 
 appreciate the magnificence of the present. 
 He saw, indeed, with surprise that Mr. 
 Solomons had presented Nea with a venr 
 pretty necklet. But beyond that vague feel- 
 ing he realised nothing. He was too simply 
 a man to attach mush importance to those 
 useless gewgaws. 
 
 The breakfast followed, with its usual accom- 
 paniments of champagne and speeches. The 
 ordinary extraordinary virtues were discovered 
 in the bridegroom, and the invariably excep- 
 tional beauty and sweetness of the bride met 
 with their due meed of extravagant praise. 
 Nothing could be more satisfaotory than evi^ /• 
 one^B opinioii of everyone else. All the world 
 bad always known tut Sir FaoI would attain 
 
 in the end to the highest honours literature 
 could hold out to her ambitious aspirants^ 
 perhaps even to the ediuyrship of the Times 
 newspaper. All the world had always con- 
 sidered that Lady Gascoyne— how Nea sat 
 there blushing and tingling with delight as 
 she heard that long-expected title now really 
 and truly at last bestowed upon her — deserved 
 exactly such a paragon of virtue, learning, and 
 talent as the man who had that day led her to 
 the altar. Everybody said very nice things 
 about * bridesmaids and their probable fate 
 in the near future. Everybody was polite, 
 and appreciative, and eulogistic, so that all the 
 world seemed converted for the moment into 
 a sore of private Lanhydraii Mutual Admira- 
 tion Society, Limited, and believed as siich, 
 with lublushing confidence. 
 
 At last, Mr. Solomons essayed to speak. It 
 was in answer to some wholly unimportant 
 toast ; and as he rose he really looked even 
 more like a gentleman, Faith thought to her- 
 self, than at the station last evening. He put 
 bis hand upon the table to steady himself, and 
 gazed long at Paul. Then he cleared Lis 
 throat and began nervously, in a low tone that 
 was strangely unfamiliar to him. He said a 
 few words, not without a certain simple dignity 
 of their own, about the immediate subject to 
 which he was supposed to devote his oratoiioal 
 powers ; but in ute course of half a minute he 
 had wandered round to the bridegroom, as is 
 the oblique fashion with most amateur 
 speakers on these trying occasions. 
 
 "I have known Sir Paul Oascoyne," he 
 said, and Faith, watching him hard, saw with 
 surprise that tears stood in his eyes, " ever 
 since his head wouldn't have shown above 
 this table. He paused a second and glanced 
 once more at Paul. "I've always known 
 him," he continued, in a very shaky voice, 
 "for what he is — a gentleman. There's no 
 truer man than Sir Paul Gasooyne in all 
 England. Once I had a boy of my own — a 
 nephew — but my own — I loved him dearly." 
 He paused once more, and struggled with nia 
 emotion. " Now I've nobody left me but Sir 
 Paul," he went on, his eyes swimming, " and 
 I love Sir Paul as I never could have loved 
 any— any— any " 
 
 Faith rose and caught him. Mr. Solomons 
 was bluer in the face now than ever before. 
 He gasped for breath, staggered as he spoke, 
 and accepted Faith's arm with gratitude. 
 
 " Dear Mr. Solomons," Faith said, supporting 
 him, " you'd better sit down now, at once — 
 hadn't you ? " 
 
 "Tes, yes, my dear," Mr. Solomons cried, 
 bursting tdl of a sudden into hasty tears, more 
 eloquent than his words, and subsiding dowly. 
 " I've always said, and I shall always say, 
 that your brother Paul's the very best young 
 fellow in all England." 
 
 And he sank mto his seat. 
 
 Have you ever noticed that, after all's ov^r, 
 the bride and bridegroom, becoming saddody 
 
MR. S0L0M0N5 COMBS OUT. 
 
 141 
 
 i- 
 
 eonsdoni that they're terribly faint, and have 
 eaten and dmnk nothing themselTes owing to 
 the tempest and whirlwind of oongratulations, 
 invariably retire in the end to the deserted 
 dinin r-room, with three or four intimate 
 friends for a biscuit and a glass of claret? 
 In thit position Paul and Nea found them- 
 selves half an hour later, with Faith and 
 Thistleton to keep them company. 
 
 "But what does this all mean about Mr. 
 Solomons ? " Faith inquired in an undertoue. 
 "Did ^ou ever see anything so queer and 
 mysterious as his behaviour '/ " 
 
 "Why, I don't know about that," Paul 
 answered. " I saw nothing very odd in it. He 
 has always Imown me, of course, and he was 
 naturally pleased to see me so well married." 
 
 "Well, but Paul dear," Faith exclaimed 
 impressively, " just think of the necklet I " 
 
 " The necklet I " Paul answered in a care- 
 less tone. "Oh, yes, the necklet was very 
 pretty." 
 
 "But what did he mean by giving it to 
 her ? " Faith asked onoe more in an excited 
 whisper. "I think, myself, it's awfully 
 symptomatic." 
 
 " Symptomatic ? " Paul echoed inquiringly. 
 
 "Why, yes," Faith repeated. "Sym- 
 pathetic, of course. Such a lovely present as 
 that I What on earth else could he possibly 
 give it to her for ? " 
 
 " Everybody ' rho oomes to a wedding gives 
 the bride a prest it, don't they ? " Paul asked, 
 a little mystifie i. " I always thought, after 
 we IT it hlsa. St ^owey Station, Mr. Solomons 
 woulJ. gve a pt assent to Nea. He's the sort 
 of man who likas things done decently and 
 in order. Ha'd make a point of giving ti&e 
 of mint, anise, and cummin." 
 
 " Mint, anise, and cummin 1 " Faith retorted 
 contemptuously. " Why, what do you tiiink 
 that necklet would cost, you stupid ? " 
 
 " I'm sure I don't know," Paul answered ; 
 " about five pounds, I suppose." ., 
 
 " Five pounds ! " the two women repeated 
 in concert, with a burst of amusement. 
 
 " Why, Paul, dear," Nea went on, taking it 
 off and hi nding it to him, " that necklet must 
 have coat at feast three hundred guineas the 
 set— at least three hundred 1 " 
 
 Paul turned it over dubiously, with an awe- 
 struck air. 
 
 "Are you sure, Nea ? " he asked in- 
 credulously. 
 
 " Quite sure, dear," Nea answered. " And 
 so's Faith ; aren't you. Faith ? " " - . 
 
 Faith nodded acquiescence. 
 
 " Well, all I can say," Paul replied, examin- 
 ing the thing closely with astonished eyes, " is 
 —It doesn't look worth it." 
 
 "Oh, yes! " Faith put in, admiring it, all 
 enthnaiasm. " Whv, tiiey're just lovely, Paul. 
 It's the moat beautinil necklet I ever saw any- 
 
 " Bat what did he do it for ? " Paul aaked 
 in amaze. It was his torn now to M«k in vain 
 for some hidden motiv*. 
 
 " Ah, that's theqnestion," Charlie Thistleton 
 eontmued with a blank stare. " I suppose he 
 thouffht Lady Oascoyne ought to have jewels 
 wortny of her position." 
 
 " I don't know," ^iul went on, drawing his 
 hand across his brow with a puzzled air. " If 
 it's worth what you say, it's one of the strangest 
 things I ever heard. Three hundred pounds 1 
 Why, that'd be a lot of money for anybody to 
 spend upon it." 
 
 To say the truth, he looked at the diamonds 
 a trifle ruefully. In the first flush of surprise 
 he almost wondered whether, when he next 
 called round at the High Street, H^ilborough, 
 Mr. Solomons would want him to sign another 
 bond for three hundred pounds, with interest 
 at twenty per cent, per annum, for jewellery 
 supplied for Lady Gascoyne's wedding. 
 
 At that moment a flutter in the coterie dis- 
 turbed him. He roused himself from his 
 revere to see Mr. Solomons gazing in at the 
 open door, evidently pleased, at the attention 
 bestowed upon his treasured diamonda 
 
 Nea looked np at him with that sunny smile 
 of hers. "We're all admiring your lovely 
 present, Mr. Solomons," she said, dangling it 
 once more before him. 
 
 Mr. Solomons came in, still very blue in the 
 face, and took her two hands affectionately in 
 his, as he had done in the vestry. 
 
 " My dear," he said, gazing at her with a 
 certain paternal pride, " when I first knew Sir 
 Paul was going to marry you, or was thinking 
 of marrying you, I won't pretend to deny I 
 was very much disappointed. I thought 
 he ought to have looked elsewhere for 
 money— 'money. I wanted him to marry a 
 woman of wealth. . . . My dear, I was 
 wrong — I was quite wrong. Sir Paid was a 
 great deal vriser in his generation than I 
 was. He knew something that was better 
 far than money." He drew a deep sigh. " I 
 could wish," he went on, holding her handa 
 tight, " that aU those I loved had been as wise 
 as he is. Since I saw you, my detur, I've 
 appreciated his motives. I won't say I'm not 
 disappointed now — to say merely that would be 
 poor politeness — ^T'm happy and proud at the 
 choice he's made— I, who am'-perhaps — ^well 
 — ^your husband's oldest and nearest friend." 
 
 He gazed across at her once more, tenderly, 
 gently. Paul was surprised to find the old 
 man had so much chivalry left in him still. 
 Then he leaned forward yet a second time and 
 kissed her hand with old-fashioned courtesy. 
 
 " Good-bye, my dear," he said, pressing it. 
 " Good-bye, Sir Paul; I've a train to catch, for 
 I've business in London — ^important business 
 in London — and I thought I'd better go up by 
 the trsdn before the one you and Lady Gasooyne 
 have chosen. But I wanted to say good-bye 
 to you both quietly in here before I went. My 
 ohud, this is the proudest day lever remember. 
 I've mixed on equal terms with the gentlefolk 
 of England. I'm not nnmindful of all the 
 kindness and sympathy you've all ezteodsd 
 
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 THB SCALLVWAQ. 
 
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 thi» morniiiff to an old Jew money-lender. My 
 own have never been to me as you and Paiu 
 have been today." He burst into tears again. 
 " From my heart I thank you, my dear, ' he 
 cried out, falteringly ; " from my poor old, 
 worn-out, broken-down heart, ten thousand 
 times I thank yon." 
 
 And before Paul in his amazement oonld 
 blurt out a single word in reply he had kissed 
 her hand again with hot tears falling on it, 
 and glided nrom the door towards the front 
 entry. Next minute he was walking down 
 the garden-path to thr gate, erect and sturdy, 
 but crying to himself as he had never oried in 
 \u» U^ woxe since Lionel betrayed him. 
 
 CHAPTER XLIX. 
 
 TO PABIS AND BACK, SIXTY SHILLINOS. 
 
 A joubnaust's holiday is always short. Paul 
 had arranged for a fortnight away from 
 London — ^he could afford no more — and to that 
 brief span he had to cut down his honeymoon. 
 But he was happy now in his full possession 
 ot. Nea — ^too nappy, indeed, when all was 
 mvooably done, even to thixjc of tb^ shadow 
 ofiihose outlaving claims that still remained 
 unsatisfied in tne safe at HUIborough. 
 
 In a fortnight a m^n ciko't go very far. 80 
 Paul was content to take his bride across to 
 Paris. On their way back he meant to stop 
 for a couple of nights at Hillborough, where 
 he could do his work as well as in town, so 
 that Nea might make his mother's acquaint- 
 ance. For Mrs. Gascoyne had wisely refused 
 to be present at the wedding. She preferred, 
 she said, to know Paul's wife more quietly 
 afterwards, when Kea could take her as she 
 was, and know her for herself, without feeling 
 ashamed of her before her fine relations. 
 
 It was late autmnn, and the town was 
 delightful. To both Paul and Nea, Paris was 
 equally new ground, and they revelled, as 
 
 ^oung people will, before they know any 
 etter, in we tawdry delights m that mere- 
 tricious capital. Don't let us blame Uiem, we 
 who are older and wiser and have fomid out 
 Paris. At their age, remember, we, too, 
 admired its glitter and its din ; we, too, were 
 taken in by its chei^ impressiveness; and we, 
 too, had not risen above the common yol- 
 
 Srities of the boplevards and the Bois and 
 e Champs ElysiSes. We found in the 
 Frangaie that odious form of entectiinment— 
 " an intellectual treat " ; and we really 
 believed in the Haussmannesque mxmstrosities 
 that adorn its streets as constitatriig what we 
 called, in the gibberish of car heyday, "a 
 very fine city." If we know better now — ^if 
 we nnderstand that a Devonshire lane is 
 worth ten thousand Palais Boyals, and a talk 
 under the trees with a pretty girl is sweeter 
 than all the tents of iniquity— let us, at lefwt, 
 refrain from flaunting our more excellent way 
 before the eyes of a ipddy Philistine world, 
 imd let us pardon youth,^ the &i»h of itn bioney • 
 
 moon, a too ardent attachment to the Place 
 de la Concorde and the Magasinsdu Lonvre. 
 
 Tet, oh, those Magasins dn Louvre t How 
 many heartburns they caused poor Paul! 
 And wi^h what unconscious cruelty did Nea 
 drag him through the endless corridors of the 
 Bon MarchA on the other side of the water. 
 
 " What a lovely silk ! Oh, what exquisite 
 gloves t And how charming that chair would 
 look, Paul, wouldn't it ? in our drawing-room 
 in London, whenever we get one." 
 
 Ah, yes, whenever 1 For Paul now began 
 to feel, a*" he had never felt in his life before, 
 the sting of his poverty. How he longed to 
 give Nea all these beautiful gewgaws : and how 
 impossible he knew it I If only Nea could 
 have realised the pang she gave him each time 
 she admired those pretty frocks and those 
 delightful bats, and Uiose exquisite things in 
 Persian or Indian carpets, she would have cut 
 out her own tongue before she mentioned .hem. 
 For it was tc be their fate for the present to 
 live in lodgings in London till that greedy Mr. 
 Solomons was finally appeased, and even then 
 they would have to save up for months «cd 
 mouths before tiiey were in a position to 
 furnish their humble cottage, not with I'ersian 
 rugs and carved oak chairs, but with plain 
 ^ddemtinster and a good deal suite from the 
 extensive showrooms of the Tottenham Court 
 Boad cabinet-maker. ( 
 
 Bevolving these tilings in his mind, on the 
 day before their return to dear foggy old 
 England, Paul was strolling with Nea down 
 the Chunps Elys4es, and thinking about 
 nothing else in particular, when snddenly a 
 bow and a smile from hi» wife, delivered 
 towards a fiacre that rolled along in the direc< 
 tion of the Arc de Tnomphe, distracted his 
 attention from hie internal cogitations to the 
 mundane show tiben passing before him. He 
 turned and looked. A lady in the fiacre, 
 remarkably well dressed, and pretty enough as 
 forty-five goes, returned the bow and omile,' 
 and vainly tried to stop the cabman, who 
 heeded not her expoatulatory parasol thrust 
 hastUy tow^ds him. 
 
 For a moment Paul failed to recognise thai 
 perfectly well-bred and glassy smile. The 
 lady was so charmingly got up as almost ta 
 defy detection from h^r nearest friend. Then, 
 next instant, as the tortoiseshell eyeglasses> 
 tnmsfixed hhn with their dlance, he started 
 and knew her. That face he had seen last) 
 the day when Lionel Solomons was ba,ried. 
 It was none othw than the Ceri(do I 
 
 In an agonv of alarm he seized bis wife's 
 arm. He could never again permit hie spot- 
 less Nea to be contaminated by th^t hoiriUe. 
 woman's hateful presence. Why, if she sue-- 
 eeeded ixx turning the cab in time to meet 
 them, the creature would aetuaUy \ry to kia» 
 Kea before hif very eyee-~dM( thilkt vile woman 
 whose vileness he had thoroughly felt on tha 
 evening ol poor ponel Solomons' funeral. 
 " N«{a, imrngt" k* m*^ Mv^jring bur •long. 
 
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 TO PARIS AND BACK, SIXTY SHILLkNQS. 
 
 «43 
 
 with hia hand on her arm, " come ai faat aa 
 yon can : I don't want that woman there to 
 ■top and ipeak to you 1 " 
 
 "Why, it's Madame I" Nea answered, a 
 little eurpriied. "I don't care for her, of 
 course ; but it MC^me so unfriendlv— and just 
 uow Above all — to deliberately out her 1 " 
 
 "I can't help it," Paul answered. "My 
 darlin;;, she's not fit company for you." 
 
 And then, taking her aside along the alley 
 at the back, beyond the avenue and the merry- 
 go-rounds, he explained to her briefly what she 
 alreadv knew in outline at least, the part they 
 all believed Madame Ceriolo to have borne in 
 luring on Lionel Solomons to his last awful 
 enterraise. 
 
 "What's she doing in Paris, I wonder?" 
 Nea observed redeotively, as they walked on 
 down that less-frequented path towards the 
 Bue de Bivoli. 
 
 " I'm sure I don't know," Paul answered. 
 " She seemed very well dressed. She must 
 have some sources of income nobody knoWs 
 of. She couldn't afford to drive about in a 
 OMTiage like that on the strength of Mr. Solo- 
 mons' allowance of two hundred." 
 
 Nea shook her head emphatically. 
 
 " Oh dear no 1 " she answered, " not any- 
 thing like it. Why, she's dressed in the very 
 height of fashion. Her mantle alone must have 
 cost every bit of twenty guineas." 
 
 "It's curious," Paul murmured in reply. 
 " I never can understand these people a 
 budget. They seem to pick up money 
 wherever they go. They've no visible means 
 of subsistence, to speak of, yet they live on the 
 iat of the land and travel about as much aa 
 they've a fane to." 
 
 " It'a luck,'' Nea tknswered. " And dis- 
 honestv, too, perhaps. 'One : ght always be 
 rich if one didn'^i care how one got one's 
 money." 
 
 By the Place de la Concorde, oddly enough, 
 they atumbled acroba another old Mentone 
 acquaintance. It was Armitage, looking a 
 trine less apick-and-span than formerly, to be 
 sure, but sUll wearing in face, coat, and head- 
 gear the air of an accomplished boulevardier. 
 
 He atmok an attitude the moment he saw 
 them, and extended a hand of most unwonted 
 cordiality. One would have said from hit; 
 manner that the aoallywag had been the 
 boaom-friend of hia youth, and the best- 
 beloved companion of his matnrer years — so 
 affectionate and ao warm was his greeting. 
 
 " What, Cbseoyne t " he cried, coming for- 
 ward and seizing his hand. " You here, my 
 dear fellow I And Lady Gascoyne, too t Well, 
 this u delightful ! I saw all about your mar- 
 riage in the Whisperer, you know, and that 
 you had started for Paris, and I was so pleased 
 to think it waa I in great part who had done 
 you the good turn of flrat bringing you and 
 Lady O&aooyne together. Well, this ia indeed 
 ft l^eaaure— a moat fortunate meeting t I've 
 been hunting up and down for yon at every 
 
 hotel in all Paris— the Qrand, the Continental, 
 the Windsor, the Ambassadr^i's— but I couldn't 
 find you anywhere. You scMb to have buried 
 yourself. 1 wanted to take you to this recep- 
 tion at the Embassy." 
 
 "You're very kind," Paul answered in a 
 reserved tone, for such new-bom affection 
 somewhat repelled him by its empreisem«nt. 
 "We've taken rooms in a very amall hotel 
 behind the Palais de I'lndustrie. We're poor, 
 you Icnow. We couldn't afford to atop at auch 
 places aa the Grand or the Continental." 
 
 Armitage slipped hia arm irreaiatibly into 
 Paiil's. " I'll walk with you wherever you're 
 going," he said. " It's such a pleasure to 
 meet you both again. And how long. Lady 
 Gascoyne, do you remain in Paris ? " 
 
 Nea told him, and Armitage, drawing down 
 tho corners of his mouth at the news, regretted 
 their departure excessively. There were so 
 many things coming off this next week, don't 
 you know. And the Lyttons would of cour^ 
 be so delighted to get them ' jx invitation for 
 that crush at the Elys^es." 
 
 " We don't oare for crushes, thanka," Paul 
 responded frigidly. 
 
 " And who do you think we saw just now, 
 riD near the Bond Pointe, Mr. Armitage?" 
 ^ ea put in, with perfect innocence. " Why, 
 Madame Ceriolo." 
 
 " Got up younger than ever," Paul wont on 
 with a smile. 
 
 It was Armitage'a turn to draw himself up 
 now. " I beg your pardon," he said stiffly," but! 
 think — a — ^you labour under a misapprehension. 
 Her name's not Ceriolo any longer, you know. 
 Perhaps I ought to have explained before. 
 The truth is, you see " — he stroked his beard 
 fondly — "well — to cut it short — in point of 
 fact, she's married." 
 
 " Oh yes, we all know that," Paul answered 
 wit<h a careless wave of the hand. " She's Mrs. 
 Lionel Solomons now, by rights, we're well 
 aware. I was present at her husband's 
 funeral. But, of course, she won't be guilty' 
 of such an egregious piece of folly aa calling 
 herself by her new name. Ceriolo's a bettei 
 name to trade upon than Solomons, any day." 
 
 Armitage dropped his arm — a bauronet'a 
 arm — wi£ a littie sudden movement, and 
 bluahed brilliant crimaon. 
 
 " Oh, I don't mean that" he aald, looUns 
 just a little sheepish. " Marie's told me aU 
 that, I need hwdly say. It waa a haatj 
 episode — ^mistaken, mistaken! Poor child I 
 I don't blame her, she waa ao alone in the 
 world — she needed oompanionahip. I oug^t 
 to have known it. And the old omte of an 
 uncle behaved moat ahamefully to her, too, 
 afterwarda. But no matter about that. It'a a 
 long atory. Happily, Marie'a a peraon not 
 eaaUy crushed. . . . What I meant waa thia. 
 I thought perhapa yon'd have aeen it in the 
 papera/' And he pulled out ^m hia eard< 
 case a little printed paragraph which he 
 handed to Paul. "She waa married at Iho 
 
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 THE SCALLYWAQ. 
 
 Embassy, you see," he went on, still more 
 sheopiahly than before. " Married at the 
 Embassy, the very same day as you and Lady 
 Oascoyne. In point of fact, the lady you 
 were speaking of is at this present moment — 
 Mrs. Armitage." 
 
 "So she's caught you at last," was what 
 Faul nearly blurted out in his astonishment 
 on the spur of the moment, but with an etTort 
 he refrained and restrained himself. " I'm 
 sorry I should have said anything," he replied 
 instead, " that might for a moment seem dis- 
 respectful to the lady you've made your wife. 
 You may bo sure I wouldn't have done so had 
 I in the least anticipated it." 
 
 " Oh, that's all right," Armitage answered, 
 a little crestfallen, but with gemal tolerance, 
 like one well accustomed to such trifling 
 criticisms. "It doesn't surprise me in the 
 least that you misjudge Marie. Many people 
 misjudge her who don't know her well. I 
 misjudged her once myself, I'm free to con- 
 fess, as I dare say you remember. But I 
 know better now. You see, it was difficult at 
 first to accept her romantic story m full — such 
 stories are so often a mere tissue of falsehoods 
 —but it's all quite true in her case. I've 
 satisfied myself on that point. She's put my 
 mind quite at easo as to the real position of 
 her relations in the Tyrol. They're most 
 distinguished people, I assure you, the Ceriolos 
 of Ceriolo — most distinguished people. She's 
 lately inhnrited a very small fortune from one 
 of iiiem— jusf< a couple of hundred a year or 
 thereabouts. And with her little income and 
 my little income, wo mean to get along now 
 very comfortably on the Continent. Mario's 
 a great favourite in Society in Paris, you 
 know. If you and Lady Gascoyne were going 
 to stop a week longei here, I'd ask you to dine 
 with us to meet the world at our flat in the 
 Avenue Victor Hugo." 
 
 And when Armitage had dropped them 
 opposite Oalignani'a, Paul observed with a 
 quiet smile to Nea : 
 
 "Well, she's made the best, anyhow, of 
 poor Mr. Solomons' unwilling allowance." 
 
 CHAPTER L. 
 
 A FALL IN CENTRAL SOUTHEBNS. 
 
 Thb ahortest honeymoon ends at last (for, of 
 course, the longest one does), and Paul and Nea 
 were exj^oted back one Thursday afternoon at 
 home at Hillborough. 
 
 That day Mr. Solomons was all agog with 
 excitement. He was ashamed to let even his 
 office-boy see how much he anticipated Sir 
 Paul and Lady Oasooyne's arrival. He had 
 talked of Sir Paul, indeed, till he was fairly 
 angry with himself. It was Sir Paul here. 
 Sir Paul there. Sir Paul everywhere. He had 
 looked out Su: Paul's train half a dozen times 
 over in his dog-eared Bradshaw, and had then 
 sent out his clerk for another — a new one — for 
 fear the service Sir Paul had written about 
 
 might be taken off the Central Southern ilvat^. 
 table for September. 
 
 At last, by way of calming his jerky nerves, 
 ho determined to walk over the Knoll and 
 down upon the station, where he would be the 
 first to welcome Lady Oascoyne to Hillborough. 
 And he set out well in time, so as not to have 
 to mount the steep hill too fast ; for the front 
 of the hill is very steep indeed, and Mr. 
 Solomons' heart was by no means so vigorous 
 as its owner could have wished it to be. 
 
 However, by dint of much puffing and pant- 
 ing, Mr. Solomons reached the top at last, and 
 sat down awhile on the dry turf, looking par- 
 ticularly blue about the lips and cheeks, to 
 gain a littlo breath and admire for the fiftieth 
 time that beautiful outlook. And well be 
 might ; for the view from the Knoll is one of 
 the most famous among the Surrey Hills. 
 
 On one side you gaze down upon the vale 
 of Hillborough, with its tall church spire and 
 town of red-tiled roofs, having the station in 
 the foreground, and the long, steep Ime of the 
 North Downs at their escarpment backing it 
 up behind with a sheer wall of precipitous 
 greensward. On the other side you look away 
 across the Sussex Weald, blue and level as the 
 sea, or bounded only on its further edge by the 
 purple summits of the Forest Ridge to south- 
 ward. Close by, the Central Southern Rail- 
 way, coming from Hipsley, intersects with its 
 hard iron line a gorse-clad common, and, pass- 
 ing by a tunnel under the sandstone hog's 
 back of the Knoll, emerges at once on Hul- 
 borough Station, embosomed in the beeches 
 and elms of Boldwood Manor. 
 
 Mr. Solomons paused and gazed at it long. 
 There was Hipsley, distinct on the common 
 southwards, with a train at the platform bound 
 in the opposite direction, and soon Sir Paul's 
 train would reach there too, bringing Sir Paul 
 and Lady Oascoyne to Hillborough. 
 
 The old money-lender smiled a pitying 
 smile to himself as he thought how eagerly 
 and how childishly he expected them. How 
 angry he had been with Paul at first for throw- 
 ing himself awav upon that penniless Cornish 
 girl I and now how much more than pleased 
 he felt that his protigi had chosen the better 
 part, and not, like Demas and poor Lionel, 
 turned aside from the true way to a fallacious 
 silver-mine. 
 
 " He's a good boy, Paul is," the old man 
 thought to himself, as he got up from the turf 
 once more, and set out to walk across the crest 
 of the Knoll and down upon the station. 
 " He's a good boy, Paul, and it's I who have 
 made him." 
 
 He walked forward awhile, ruminating, 
 along the top of the ridge, hardly looking 
 where he went, till he came to the point just 
 above the tunnel. There he suddenly stumbled. 
 Something unexpected knocked against his 
 foot, thougii the greensward on the top was 
 always so fine and clean and dose-cropped. It 
 jarred him foramoment,soBuddenwasUie ahookt 
 
I 
 
 ytirt'^^'i: 
 
 ' It wtis the groati'st triumph of his life." 
 
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 A FALL IN CENTRAL SOUTHERNS. 
 
 145 
 
 Mr. Solomoni, blue already, grew bluer itill 
 »■ ha halted and helii hiH Imrid to hia head for 
 a sooond to steady hin iuipreiiHiona. Then lie 
 looked down to boo wIhU could have lain in hia 
 path. OoodlinavonsI lliiawaaqueerl Ho rubbed 
 hia eyea. " Novor aaw anything like thia on the 
 top of the Knoll before. Ood bluaa me t" 
 
 There waa a hollow or pit into which he had 
 ■tepped inadvertently, aoine six to eight inches 
 or thereabouts below the general level. 
 
 As he looked he saw the land give yet more 
 suddenly towards the centre. 1 Lardl v realizing 
 even then what was taking place before hia 
 very eyes, he had still presence of mind 
 enough left to jump aside from the dangerous 
 ■pot, and scramble back again to the solid 
 bank beyond it. Just as he did so, the whole 
 mass oaved in with a hollow noise, and left a 
 funnel-shaped hole in the very centre. 
 
 Mr. Solomons, dazed and stunned, knew, 
 nevertheless, what had really happoned. The 
 tunnel— that auspectod tunnel — had fallen in. 
 The brick roof, perhaps, had given way, or the 
 arch had failed somewhere ; but of one thing 
 he was certain — the tunnel had fallen. 
 
 As a matter of fact, the engineora reported 
 afterwards, rainfall had slowly carried away 
 the sandstone of the hill, a grain at a time, by 
 stream and rivulet, till it had left a hollow 
 .^paoe overhead between rock and vaulting. 
 Heavv showers had fallen the night before, 
 and, by water-logging the soil, had added to 
 the weight of the superincumbent strata. 
 Cohesion no longer sufficed to support the 
 mass ; it caved in slowly ; and at the very 
 moment when Mr. Solomons saved himself on 
 the firm soil at the aide, it broke down the 
 brickwork and filled in the tunnel. 
 
 But of all this Mr. Solomons for the moment 
 was ignorant. Any other man in his place would 
 probably have thought at once of the danger 
 to life and limb by this sudden catastrophe. 
 Mr. Solomons, looking at it with the eye of 
 the speculator and the ingrained habits of ao 
 many years of money-grubbing, saw in it 
 instinctively but one prospective fact— a certain 
 fall in Central Southerns. 
 
 Nobody but he was in possession of that 
 important fact now ; he held it as his own — a 
 piece of indubitable special information. By 
 to-morrow morning, all the Stock Exchanges 
 would know it. Everybody would be aware 
 that a large tunnel on the main line of the 
 Central Southern had fallen in ; that traffic 
 would be entirely auapended for six months at 
 least I that the next half-yearly dividend would 
 be nil, or thereabouts : and that a very large 
 sum must oome out of the reserve-fund for the 
 task of shoring up so considerable a subaidonce. 
 Mr. Solomons chuckled to himself with pardon- 
 able delight. To-day, Central Southerns were 
 98| for the account; to-morrow, he firmly 
 believed, they would be down to 00. It was an 
 enormous fall. Think what he stood to win by 
 it t Just at first his only idea was to wire up to 
 town and sell all the stock he actually 
 
 posseiaod, buying in again after the fall at the 
 reduced quotation. But in another moment 
 his business-like mind saw another and still 
 grander prospect opening out before him. 
 Why limit himself to the sum he could gain 
 over his own shares ? Whv not sell out any 
 amount for which he could find buyers— for 
 the account, of course ?— in other words, why 
 not agree to deliver Central Southerns to any 
 extent next week for OHg, when he knew that 
 by that time he could buy as many as ever he 
 wanted for something like 00 ? To a nian of Mr. 
 Solomons' type the opening was a glorious one. 
 
 In a second of time, in the twinkling of an 
 eye, vast visions of wealth floated vaguely 
 before him. With three hours' start of such 
 information as that, any fellow who chose 
 could woik the market succeaafully and make 
 as many thousaids as he wished, without risk 
 or difficulty. If buyers could be found, there 
 was no reason, indeed, why he shouldn't sell 
 out at current prises the entire stock of the 
 Central Southern on spec. ; it would be easy 
 onov.gh to-morrow to buy it all back again at 
 eight or nine discount. So wonderful a chance 
 soTdum fulls so pat in the way of a man of 
 business. It would be next door to criminal 
 not to seize upon sueh a brilliant opportunity 
 of fortune. In the interests of his heirs and 
 executors, Mr. Solomons felt called upon to run 
 for it immediately. He set off running down 
 the Knoll at once, in the durection of Hill- 
 borough Station, lying snug in the valley 
 among the elms and beeches below there. 
 There was a telegraph office at the station, and 
 thence Mr. Solomons designed to wire to 
 London. He would instruct his broker to sell 
 as many Central Southern A's for the account 
 as the market would take, and, if necessary, to 
 sell a point or two below tho current Stock 
 Exchange quotations. 
 
 Blown as he was with mounting the hill, 
 and pufTed with running, it was hard work 
 that spurt — but the circumstances demanded 
 it. Thousands were at stake. For the sake 
 of his heirs and executors he felt he must run 
 the risk with that shaky old heart of his. 
 
 Panting and blowmg, he reached the 
 bottom of the hill, and looked into the mouth 
 of the tunnel, through which, as a rule, you 
 could see daylight from the side towards 
 Hipsley. The change from the accustomed 
 sight gave him a shock of surprise. Thirty or 
 forty yards from the entrance the tunnel was 
 entirely blocked by a rough mass of cUbriB. 
 If a train came through now there would be 'a 
 terrible smash. And in that case Central 
 Southerns would fall still lower — what with com- 
 pensation and so forth — perhaps as low as 86-87. 
 If a train oame through there would be a 
 terrible smash. The down-train would have 
 just got off before the fall. The up-train 
 would be coming very soon now. . . . And 
 Sir Paul and Lady Oascoyne would be in it I 
 
 With a burnt of horror, Mr. Solomons 
 realized at last that aspect of the case which to 
 
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146 
 
 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 almost anyone elae would have been the Arst 
 to preaent itself. There was danger to life 
 and limb in the tunnel 1 Men and women 
 might be mangled, oruBhrd, and killed. And 
 among them would, perhaps, be Paul and Nea I 
 
 The revuloion wa* terrible, horrible, ghastly. 
 Mr. Solomons pulled himself together with a 
 painful pulL The first thing to do was to warn 
 the station-master, and prevent an accident. 
 The next thing was to wire to London, and sell 
 out for the account all his Central Somherns. 
 
 Sell out Central Southerns I Pah 1 What 
 did that matter? Sir Puul and Lady 
 Gasooyne were in the up-train. Unless he 
 m^e haste, all, all would be lost. He would 
 be left in his old age more desolate than ever. 
 The new bubble would burst as awfully as 
 the old one. 
 
 Fired with this fresh idea, Mr. Solomons 
 rushed forward once more, bluer, bluer than 
 ever, and hurried towards the station, in a bee- 
 line, regardless of the information vouchsafed 
 by the notice-boards that trespassers would 
 be prosecuted. He ran as if his life depended 
 upon his getting there. At all hazards he must 
 warn them to stop the train at Hipsley Station. 
 
 By the gate of a meadow he paused for a 
 second to catch his breath and mop his fore- 
 head. A man was at work there, turning 
 manure with a fork. Mr. Solomons was 
 blown. He called out loudly to the man, 
 " Hi, you there I come here, wdl you ? " 
 
 The man turned round and touched his hat 
 respectfully. 
 
 •'The Knoll tunnel's fallen ini" Mr. 
 Solomons blurted out between his convulsive 
 bursts of breath. 
 
 The man stuck his fork in the ground and 
 ■tared stolidly in the direction indicated. 
 
 " So it hev," he mui-mured. " Well, naow, 
 that's cur'ous." 
 
 Mr. Solomons reoognised him tofi the stolid 
 fool of a rustio that he was. Drawing out his 
 purse he took from it a sovereign, which he 
 dangled temptingly. ,**Take this," he cried, 
 " and run as fast as you can to the Hillborough 
 Station. Tell the station-master t^a Knoll 
 tunnel has fallen in. Tell him to telegraph 
 to Hipsley and stop the up-train. For God's 
 sake go, or we shall have an accident 1 " 
 
 In nis dull, remote way, urged on by the 
 sovereign, the man took it in— slowly, slowly, 
 slowly; and, as soon as the facts had pene- 
 trated through his thick b^nill, began to run at 
 the top of hU speed over hedges and ditches 
 towards the gate of the station. 
 • "Tell him to telegraph at once," Mr. 
 Solomons shouted. "The tunnel's blocked; 
 there'll be loss of life unless he looks sharp." 
 
 And then, having recovered his breath a bit 
 himself, he Ctossed the gate and proceeded to 
 follow him. There would still be time to 
 redise that fortune by selling out close at 
 existing prices. 
 
 Next instant, with another flash of inspira- 
 tion, it ouno across his mind that ha hod done 
 
 the wrong thing. No use at all ,0 give 
 warning at Hillborough. The wires went 
 o^er the tunnel, and he r jmembered now that 
 the pole had fijlen uud snapped them in the 
 midst at the moment of the subsidence. 
 There was no communication at all with 
 Hipsley. It was towards Hipsley itself he 
 ought to have gone in the first place. He 
 must go there now, all blown as he was— go 
 theie at all hazards. He must warn the train, 
 or Sir Paul and Lady Gascoyne would be 
 killed in tho tunnel t 
 
 It came upon him with all the sudden 
 clearness of a revelation. There was no time 
 to wait or think. He must turn and act upon 
 it. In a second he had clambered over the 
 gate onoe more, and, blue and hot in the face, 
 was mounting the Knoll with incredible haste 
 for his weight and age, urged on by his wild 
 desire to save Paul and Nea. 
 
 He struggled and scrambled up the steep 
 face of the hill with eager feet. At the top he 
 paused a moment, and panted for breath. 
 The line lies straight in view across the long 
 flat weald. From that panoramic point he 
 could see clearly beneath him the whole level 
 stretch of the iron road. A cloud of white 
 steam sped merrily across the open lowland. It 
 was the up-train on its way to Hipsley ! 
 
 No time now to stop it before it left the 
 station I But by descending at onee on the 
 line and running along upon the six-foot way, 
 he might still succeed in attracting the engine- 
 driver's attention and oheokiug the tnin 
 before it reached the tunnel. 
 
 CHAPTER LL 
 
 A GATASTBOPHE. 
 
 FiRBD with this thought, and utterly absorbed in 
 his fears for Paul's and Nea's safety, Mr. 
 Solomons hurried down the opposite slope of 
 tiie ridge, and, Bcram^'Mng through the cutting, 
 gained the side of the railway. It was fenofti 
 hi by one of those atrocious barbed- wire fences 
 with which the selfishness of Bquires or 
 farmers is still permitted to outrage every 
 sentiment of common humanity ; but Mr. 
 Solomons was tqp full of his task to mind 
 those barbarous spikes ; with torn clothes and 
 bleeding hands he squeezed himself through 
 somehow, and ran madly along the line in the 
 direction of Hipsley. 
 
 As he did so, the loud snort of a steam- 
 whistle fell upon his ear, away over in front of 
 him. His heart sank. He knew it was the 
 train leaving Hipsley Station. 
 
 Still he ran on wildly. He must run and 
 run till he dropped now. No time to pausa or 
 draw breath. It was necessary to give the 
 engine-driver ample warning beforehand, so 
 that he might put on the break soma time 
 before reaching the mouth of the tunnel. If not, 
 the train would dash into it at full spaad, and 
 not a living soul might survive the collision. 
 
 He ran along the six-foot way with all bis 
 
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 A CATASTROPHE. 
 
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 might, waving his hands frantically above his 
 head towards the approaching train, and doing 
 his best in one last frenzied effort to catch the 
 driver's eye before it was too late. His face 
 was flushed piurple with exertion now, and his 
 breath oame and went with deadly diificaUy. 
 But on he ran, nnbeeding the warnings of 
 that throbbing heart, unheeding the short, 
 sharp .snorts of the train as it advanced, un- 
 heeding anything on earth save the internal 
 consciousness of that one imperative duty laid 
 on him. The universe summed itself up to his 
 mind in that moment as a vast and absorbing 
 absolute necessity to save Paul and Nea. 
 
 On, on the wild engine came, puffing and 
 snorting terribly ; but Mr. Solomons, nothing 
 daunted, on Are with his exertions, almost 
 flung himself in its path, and shrieked aloud, 
 with his hands tossed up and his faoe purple. 
 
 "Stop! stop! For God's sake, stop! 
 Stop I stop ! I tell you 1 " He ran along 
 backwards now, still fronting the train. 
 " Stop! stop ! " he cried, gesticulating fiercely 
 to the adtomshed driver. " For heaven's sake, 
 stop I You can't go on — there's danger ! " 
 
 Tho engine-driver put on the brake an ho 
 train began to slow. A jar thrilled through 
 the carriages from end to end. With a sudden 
 tiffort, the guard, now thoroughlv roused to a 
 sense of dauger, had succeeded m stopping it 
 at the very mouth of the tunnel. 
 
 Mr. Solomons, almost too spent to utter a 
 word, shrieked out at the top of his voice, in 
 
 ?wping syllables: "The tunnel's fallen in. 
 ou okn't go on. Put back to Hipsley. I've 
 come to warn you I " 
 
 But there was no need for him to explain 
 any further now. The driver, looking ahead, 
 oould see for himself a mass of yellow sand 
 obstructing *he way & hundred yards in front. 
 Slowjy he got down and examined the road. 
 
 " That was a narrow squeak, BiU," he said, 
 turning to the stoker. " If it hadn't been for 
 the old gentleman, we'd all 'a be«Q in kingdom 
 oome by this time I " 
 
 " He looks very queer," the stoker observed, 
 eaEinf close at Mr. Solomons, who had seated 
 nimsolf now on the bank bv the side, and was 
 panting heavily with bluer face than ever. 
 
 " He's run too 'ard, that's where it is," the 
 engine-driver went on, holding him up and 
 supporting him. " Gome along, sir ; coine on 
 in tne train with us. We've got to go back to 
 fiipsley now, that's certain." 
 
 But Mr. Solomons only gasped, and 
 struggled hard for breath. A terriole wave 
 eonvnlaed his features. 
 
 "Loosen his collar, Jim," the stoker 
 ■nggested. The engine-driver obeyed, and Mr. 
 Solomons seemed to breathe more freely. 
 
 "Now then, what's the matter? Why 
 don't we go on ?" a bluff man cried, putting 
 his bead out of a first-class carriage window. 
 
 "Matter enough, sir," the engine-driver an- 
 swered. " Tunnel's broke ; road's blocked ahead ; 
 and this gentleman by the side's a-dying." 
 
 "Dying!" the blaff personage echoed, 
 descending quickly from his seat, and joining 
 the group. " No, no ; not that ! . . . Don't 
 talk such nonsense! . . . Why, God bless 
 my soul, so he is, to be sturel Valvular 
 disease of the heart, that's what I make it. 
 Have you got any brandy, boys? Leave bim 
 to me. I'fi attend to him. I'm a doctor." 
 
 "Bun along the trahi, Bill, the eng^e- 
 driver said, "'and ask if any gentleman's got a 
 flask of brandy." 
 
 In a minute the stoker returned, tuilvwed 
 close by Paul, who brought a little flask, which 
 he offered for the occasion. 
 
 "'Old up the gen'leman's 'ead, 7?m," the 
 stoker said, " and pour down some brandy." 
 
 Paul started with horror and amazement. 
 
 " Why," he cried, " it's Mr. Solomons 1 " 
 
 Mr. Solomons opened his eyes for an 
 inatant. His throat gurgled. 
 
 "Good-bye, Sir Paul," he said, trymg 
 feebly to grope for something in his pocket. 
 "Is Lady Gascoyne safe? Then, thank 
 heaven, I've saved you I " 
 
 Paul knelt bv his side, and held the flAsk to 
 his lips. " Oh, Mr. Solomons, he cried, bending 
 over him eagerly, " do try to swallow some." 
 
 But the brae lips never moved. Only, with 
 a convulsive effort, Mr. Solomons drew some- 
 thing out of his breast pocket — a paper, it 
 seemed, much Worn and faded — and, clutching 
 it tight in his grasp, seemed to thrust it 
 towsfds him with argent anxiety. 
 
 Paul took no notice of the gesture, but held 
 the brandy still to Mr. Solomons' livid mouth. 
 The bluff passenger waved him aside. 
 
 "No good," he said, "no good, my dear 
 sir. He can't even swallow it. He's un- 
 conscious now. The valve don't act. It's all 
 up, I'm afraid. Stand aside there, all of you, 
 and let him have fresh air. That's his last 
 chance. Fan him with a paper." fie put his 
 finser on the pulse, abd shook his head 
 ommously. " No good at all," he murmured. 
 " He's run too fast, and the effort's been too 
 much for him." He examined the lipi 
 closely, and held his ear to catch the last 
 sound of breath. "Quite dead ! " he went oh. 
 " Death from syncope. He died doing his 
 best to prevent an accident." 
 
 A strange, solenm feeling came over Paul 
 Gascoyne. It was some minutes before 
 he could even think of Nea, who sat at the 
 window behind, anxiously awaiting tidings of 
 this unexpected stoppage. Then he burst intd 
 tears, as the stoker and engine-driver slowly 
 lifted the body into an unoccupied carriage, 
 and called on the passengers to take their seate 
 while they backed into Hipsley Station. 
 
 "What is it?" Nea asked, seehig Paul 
 return with blanched eheeks and wet eyes to 
 the door of her carriage. 
 
 Paul could hwrdly get out the words to reply. 
 
 "A tunnel's fallen in— the tunnel under th^ 
 Knoll that I've often told you about ; and Mr. 
 Solomons, running to warn the train of danger, 
 
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 THE SCALLYWAG. 
 
 ^r 
 
 has fallen down dead by the side with heart- 
 disease." 
 
 " Dead, Paul ? " 
 
 " Yes, dead, Nea 1 " 
 
 " Did he know we were here ? " Nea a^ked. 
 
 "I think 80," Paul answered. "I wrote 
 and told him what train we'd arrive by, and 
 he must have found out the accident and 
 rushed to warn us before anybody else was 
 aware it had tumbled." 
 
 " Oh, Paul, was he alive to see you ? " 
 
 " Alive ? " Paul answered. " Oh, yes, he 
 spoke to me. He asked if you were safe, and 
 said good-bye to me." 
 
 They backed into the station by slow 
 degrees, and the passengers, turning out with 
 eager wonder and inquiry, began a hubbub of 
 voices as to the tunnel pjad the accident and 
 the man who had warned them, and the 
 catastrophe, and the heart-disease, and the 
 chance there was of getting on to-night, and 
 how on earth they could ever get their luggage 
 carted across to Hillborough Station. But 
 Paul and Nea stood with hushed voices beside 
 the corpse of the man they had parted with so 
 lightly a fortnight before at Lanhydran. 
 
 " Do you know, Paul," Nea whispered, as 
 she gazed awe-stnmk at that livid face, now 
 half pale in death, " I somehow felt when he 
 said to me that simoon, ' From my poor, 
 old, worn-out heart I thank you,' I half felt as 
 if I was never going to see him again. He 
 said good-bye to us as one says good-bye to 
 one's friends for ever. And I am glad, at 
 least, to think that we made him happy." 
 
 " I'm glad to think so, too," Paul answered 
 with tears in his eyes. "But, Nea, do you 
 know, till this moment I never realized how 
 fond I was of him. I feel now as if an element 
 had been taken out of my life for ever." 
 
 " Then I think he died happy," Nea replied. 
 
 Slowly and gradually the people at the 
 station got things ^nto order under these 
 altered conditions. Cabs and carriages were 
 brought from Hillborough to carry the through 
 passengers and their luggage across the gap in the 
 line caused by the broken tunnel. Telegrams 
 were sent in every direction to warn coming 
 trains and to organize a temporary local 
 service. All was bustle and noise and turmoil 
 and confusion. But in the midst of the hurly- 
 burly, a few passengers stUl crowded, whisper- 
 ing, round the silent corpse of the man who 
 had met his own death in warning them of 
 their danger. Little by little the story got 
 about how this v,iaa Mr. Solomons, an estate 
 agent at Hillborough, and how those two 
 young people standing so close to his aide, and 
 watching over his body, were Sir Paul uaA 
 Lady Oascoyne, for whose sake he had run all 
 the way to stop the train, and had fallen down 
 dead at the last moment of heart-disease. In 
 his hand he still clutched that worn and folded 
 paper he had tried to force upon Paul, and his 
 face yet wore in death that eager expression of 
 ft dedre to bring out words that his tremolons 
 
 lips refused to utter. They stood there long 
 painfully watchiug his features. At last a 
 stretcher was brought from the town, and Mr. 
 Solomons' body, covered with a black cloth, 
 was carried upon it to his house in the High 
 Street. Paul insisted on bearing a hand in 
 it himself; and Nea, walking slowly and 
 solemnly by his side, thus made her first entry 
 as Lady Gascoyne into her husband's birthplace. 
 
 CHAPTEE LII. 
 
 ESTATE OF THE LATE J. P. SOLOMONS. 
 
 For the next week all Hillborough was agog 
 with the fallen tunnel. So great an event had 
 never yet diversified the history of the parish. 
 The little town woke up and found itself 
 famous. The even tenor of local life was 
 disturbed by a strange incursion of noisy 
 navvies. Central Southerns went down like 
 lead to 00, as Mr. Solomons had shrewdly 
 anticipated. The manager and the chief 
 engineer of the line paid many visits to the 
 spot to inspect tlie scene of the averted 
 catastrophe. Hundreds of hands were en- 
 gaged at once with feverish haste to begin 
 excavations, and to clear the line of the 
 accumulated debris. But six months at least 
 must elapse, so everybody said, before traffic 
 was restored to the status quo, and the Central 
 Southern was once more in working order. A 
 parallel calamity was unknown in the com- 
 pany's history : it was only by the greatest 
 good-luck in the world, the directors remarked 
 ruefully at their next meeting, that they had 
 escaped the onus and odium of what the news- 
 papers called a good first-class, murderous, 
 selling railway accident. 
 
 On one point, indeed, all the London press 
 was agreed on the Friday morning, that the 
 highest praise was due to the heroic conduct of 
 Mr. Solomons, a Jewish gentleman resident at 
 Hillborough, who was the first to perceive the 
 subsidence of the ground on the Knoll, and 
 who, rightly conjecturing the nature of the 
 disaster, hurried — unhappily, at the cost of his 
 own life — to warn the station-masters at either 
 end of the danger that blocked the way in the 
 buried tunnel. As he reached his goal he 
 breathed his last, pouring forth his message of 
 mercy to the startled engine-driver. This 
 beautiful touch, said the leader-writers, with 
 conventional pathos, made a fitting termination 
 to a noble act of self-sacrifice ; and the fact 
 that Mr. Solomons had friends in the train- 
 Sir Paul and Lady Gasooyne, who were just 
 returning froc: their wedding tcnr on the 
 '''ontinent — ratiier added to than detracted 
 i r m the dramatic completeness of this moving 
 ddnoiiment. It was a pleasure to be able to 
 record that the self sacrificing i messenger, 
 before he closed his eyes finally, hru. rrasped 
 in his dying fingers the hands of the friends 
 he had rescued, and was aware that his 
 devotion had met with its due reward. While 
 actions like these continn* to be done in eyery* 
 
ESTATE OF THE LATE J. P. SOLOMONS. 
 
 149 
 
 !thad 
 
 parish. 
 
 itself 
 
 was 
 
 day life, the leader-writers felt we need never 
 be afraid that tha old English courage and the 
 •old English ideal of steadfast duty are 
 beginning to fail ue. The painful episode of 
 the £uolI tunnel had at leant this consolatory 
 point, tl at it showed once more to the 
 journalistic intelligence the readiness of 
 Englishmen of all creeds or parties to lay 
 down their lives willingly at the call of a great 
 public emergency. 
 
 So or Mr. Solomons, thus threnodied by 
 the api. ated latter-day bards of his adoptive 
 nation, was buried at Hillborough as the hero 
 of the day, with something approaching public 
 honours. Paul, to be sure, as the nearest 
 friend of the dead, took the place of chief 
 mourner beside the open grave ; but the 
 neighbouring squires and other great county 
 magnates, who imder any other circumstances 
 would have paid little heed to the Jewish 
 money-lender's funeral, were present in 
 person, or vicariously through their coachmen, 
 to pay due respect to a signal act of civic 
 virtue. Everybody was full of praise for Mr. 
 Solomons' earnest endeavour to stop the train ; 
 and many who had never spoken well of him 
 before, falling in now, after the feeble fashion 
 of our kind and of the domestic sheep, with 
 the current of public opinion, found hitherto 
 imdiscovered and unsuspected good qualities 
 in all the old man's deedings with bis fellow- 
 creatures generally. 
 
 The day after the funeral, Paul, as Mr. 
 Solomons' last bailee, attended duly, as in 
 duty bound, wit he will confided to his care 
 in hand, at the < omey's office of Barr and 
 Wilkie, close by in the High Street. 
 
 Mr. Wilkie received him with unwonted 
 courtesy ; but to that, indeed, Paul was now 
 beginning to grow quite accustomed. He 
 found everywhere that Sir Paul Gascoyne 
 made his way in the world in a fashion to 
 which plain Paul bad been wholly unused in 
 his earlier larval stages. Still. Mr. Wilkie's 
 manner was more than usually deferential, 
 even in these newer days of acknowledged 
 baronetcy. He bowed his fat little neck, and 
 smiled with all his oroad and stumpy little 
 face — why »n country uttomeys invariably 
 fat, broad, atai stumpy, 1 wonder ? — so that 
 Paul began vc apeculate within himself what 
 on earth could be the matter with the amiable 
 lawyer. But he began conversation with 
 what seemett a very irrelevant remark. 
 
 " This smash in the tunnel '11 have depre- 
 emted the value of your property Homewhat, 
 Bir Paul," he said, smiling and rubbing his 
 hands, as soon as the first intercliange of 
 etHKomary civilities was over. "Central 
 Southern A's are down at 89-90." 
 
 Paul stared st him in astonishment. 
 
 " I'm not a holder of stock, Mr. Wilkie," he 
 •nswered after a pause of mental wonder. 
 
 The attorney gazed back with a comically 
 ponied look. 
 
 "BtA Mr. Solouuuu wm," he answered. 
 
 Then after a short paase, " What I yon don'i 
 know the contents of our poor friend 
 Solomons' will, then ? " he inquired, beaming. 
 " Why, that's just what I've come about," 
 Paul replied, produoin{; it. ** A day or two 
 after his nephew Lionel was buried at Lizard 
 Town Mr. Solomons gave me this to take care 
 of, and asked me to see it was duly proved 
 after his death, and so forth. If you look at 
 it, you'll see he leaves all his property to 
 the Jewish Board of Guardians in London." 
 
 Mr. Wilkie took the paper from his hand 
 with a smile, and glan jed over it languidly. 
 
 " Oh, that's all right," he answered with a 
 benignant nod — the country attorney is always 
 benignant— " but you evidently don't under- 
 stand our poor friend's ways as well as I do. 
 It was a fad of his, to tell you the truth, that 
 he always carried his will about with him, duly 
 signed and attested, in his own breast-pocket, 
 ' in case of accident,' as he used to put it." 
 
 "Ohjves," Paul answered; "I know all 
 that. He carried the predecessor of this about 
 in his ^jocket just so, and he showed it to me 
 in thu train when we were going down to 
 Cornwall, and afterwards, when poor Lionel 
 was dead, he handed the present will over to 
 me to take particular care of, because, he said, 
 he thought he could trust me." 
 
 "Ah, yes," the man of law answered dryly, 
 looking up with a sharp smile. "That's ail 
 very well as far as it goes. But, as a matter 
 of habit, I know our mend Solomons would 
 never have dreamed of handing over one will 
 to you till he'd executed another to carry in 
 his own breast-pocket. It would have made 
 him fidgety to miss the accustomed feel of it. 
 He couldn't have gone about ten minutes in 
 comfort without one. And, indeed, in point of 
 fact, he didn't. Do you know this paper. Sir 
 Paul ? " and the lawyer held up a stained and 
 folded document that had seen much wear. 
 " Do you know this paper ? " 
 
 " Why, yes," Paul answered, with a start of 
 recognition. " I've seen it before somewhere. 
 Ah, now I remember ! It's the paper Mr. 
 Solomons was clutching: in his folded fingers 
 when I saw him last, half alive and half dead, 
 at Hipsley Station." 
 
 " Quite so," the lawyer answered. " That's 
 exactly what it is. You're perfectly right. 
 The men who brought him back handed it 
 over to me as his legal adviser ; and though I 
 didn't draw it up myself — poor Solomons was 
 always absurdly secretive about these domestio 
 matters, and had them done in town by a 
 strange solicitor — I see it's in reality his last 
 will and testament." 
 
 " Later than the one I propound ? " Paul 
 inquired, hardly suspecting as yet whither all 
 this tended. 
 
 "Later by two days, sir," Mr. Wilkie re- 
 joined, beaming. " It's executed, \iix Paul, on 
 the very same day, I note, as the late you've 
 endorsed the will he gave you upon. In point 
 of faot, he must have bad this new '.ill drawn 
 
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 THE SCALLYWAq. 
 
 pp aD4 signed in the moroiQgi mi4 mutt bavs 
 deposited the dummy one it superseded with 
 you in the afternoon. Very like his natural 
 seoretivenesB, that I Qe wished to oonoeal 
 from you the nature of his arrangements. 
 For Lionel Solomons' death seems entirely to 
 pave changed his testamentary intentions, and 
 ^ have diverted his estate, both real and per- 
 |K>ni|J— well, BO to speak, to tl^e next repre- 
 tentative." 
 
 '*You don't mean to say," Paul cried, 
 ^tonished, "he's left it all to Madame 
 Ceriplo— to Lionel's widow ? " 
 
 '*Np, my dear sir," he answered in the 
 boneyed voice in which a wise attorney in- 
 variably addresses a rich and prospective 
 client; "he revokes all previous wills and 
 podicils whatsoever, and leaves everything be 
 dies possessed of absolutely and without 
 reserve to— his dear friend, Sir Paul Gaa- 
 coyne, Baronet." 
 
 " No ; you don't mean that 1 " Paul cried, 
 taken aback, ai..? clutching at bis chair for 
 support, bis very first feel^ at this sudden 
 aficess of wealth being one of surprise, delight, 
 and pleasure that Mr. Solomons should have 
 harboured so kindly a diought about him. 
 
 " Yes, he does," the l»wyer answered, warily 
 making the best of his chance in breaking the 
 good tidings. " You cam read for yourself if 
 you like, ' who has been more than a, son to 
 me,' he says, ' in my forlorn old age, and in 
 consideration of the uniform gentleness, kind- 
 ness, sense of justice, and forbearance with 
 which he has borne all the fads and fancies of 
 an exacting and often whimsical old money- 
 Under.' " 
 
 The tears rose fast into Paul's eyes as he 
 jpttA these words. 
 
 "I'm afraid," he said after a pause, with 
 genuine self-reproach, " I've sometimes 
 thought top hardly of him, Mr. Wilkie." 
 
 "Well," the lawyer answered briskly, "be 
 i|orewed you upwn. Sir Paul, there's no doubt 
 about that— be screwed you down infernallv. 
 It was nis pature to screw ; he couldn't help 
 it. He bad his virtue^, good soul 1 as well as 
 his faults— I freely adimit them ; but nobody 
 can deny be was an infernally hard band at a 
 bargain sometimes." 
 
 ''Still, I alwavs thought, io a sneaking sprt 
 of way, half unknown to himself, he had my 
 interests at heart," Paul answered penitently. 
 
 " 'Wpll, there's a note inclosed with tbe will 
 — a paivate note," the lawyer went on, pro- 
 ducing it. " I haven't opened it, of course — 
 it's dureoted to you | but I d»re say i^U clear 
 up matters on that score somPTVhat." 
 
 Paul broke the envelop^ i^i^ read to himself 
 ip breatbless silence : 
 
 " Mt dear, deab Bot, 
 
 " When yqu open this, I shall be dead 
 •nd gone. I want your kind thoughts. Don't 
 thins too hardly of me. Sinoe Leo died, I've 
 thought only of you. ^pu are all I have left 
 
 on earth to work and toil for. But if I'd told 
 you so openly, and wiped out your arrears, or 
 even seemed to relax my old ways at all about 
 money, you'd have found me out and protested, 
 and refused to be adopted. I didn't want to 
 spoil your fine sense of independence. To tell 
 you tbe truth, for my own sake I couldn't, 
 what's bred in the bone will out ip tbe blood. 
 'While I live, I must grasp at moneyi ppt for 
 myself, but for you: it's become a port of 
 habit and passjop with me. But fornve me 
 for all that. I hope I spall suceeed in the 
 end in making you happy. When you come 
 into what I've saved, and are a ricb man, as 
 you ought to be, and admired and re8pecte4 
 and a credit to your country, think kindly 
 sometimes of the poor old man who Ipved you 
 well and left his all to you. Good-bye, my son. 
 — ^Yours ever affectionately, J. P. Solomons. 
 
 " P.S. — If Lady Gascoyne is ever presented 
 at Court, I hope she will kindly remember \q 
 wear my diamonds." 
 
 When Paul laid the letter down, his eyw 
 were dinomer with tears than ever. 
 
 " 1 so often misjudged him," he said slowly, 
 " I so often misjudged him." 
 
 " But there's a codicil to the will, too," Mr. 
 Wilkie said cheerfully, after a mopient's pause. 
 " I forgot to tell you that. There's a codicil 
 also. Curiously enough, it's dated tbp day 
 after your marriage. He must have gone up 
 to town on purpose to add it." 
 
 "I remember," Paul said, "when he left 
 Lanhydran, he mentioned he had important 
 business next day in London." 
 
 " And by it," tbe lawyer continued, " he 
 leaves evervthing, in case of your deatii before 
 his own, absolutely to Nea, Lady Gasooyn^, 
 for her own sole use and benefit." 
 
 " That was kind," Paul cried, much touched. 
 " That was really thoughtful of him." 
 
 "Yes," tbe lawyer answered dryly (senti- 
 ment was not very much in bis way) ; " a^ 
 as regards probate, from what I can bear, tbe 
 value of the estate must be sworn at something 
 between fifty and sixty thousand." 
 
 When Paul went home and told Nea of this 
 sudden freak of fortune, she answered quietly : 
 
 " I more them half suspected it. You kno\^, 
 dear Paul, he wrote to papa while I was 
 stopping at Sheffield, and urged me mo^t 
 strongly to marry you, saying our future was 
 fully assured ; and so he did, too, to Faith and 
 Charlie. But he particularly begged us to say 
 nothing to you about the matter. He thoMht 
 it would only prevent your marrying." ^en 
 she fiung her arms passionately around bfr 
 husband's neck. "And now, darliqg," ^e 
 cried, bursting into glad tears, "now that 
 those dreadful Claims are settled for ever, and 
 yoa're free to do exaptly as you like, you can 
 give up that horrid journalism altogemer, and 
 devote yourself to tbe work you'd really lute 
 to do — to something worthy of you — ^tp wmiB- 
 thing truly great and noble for humv4||;{ '^' ^' 
 
AILOB S EXPER IENCE. 
 
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 even in the 
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 of St. Jacobs O!!, 
 I^^^that we are able 
 to chronicle such 
 a thrilling ex- 
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 and ultimate 
 reKue from in- 
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 suiFering, as 
 hereinaAer graphically and most intelligently de- 
 picted by Leonard James, residing, when at home, 
 at 28, Playfair Street, Southsea, Portsmouth. 
 
 In many of our announcements we have stated 
 that no ship sailing under the British flag ever leaves 
 port without a sumcient supply of St. Jacobs Oil 
 on board to last officers and crew the voyage, but 
 here it would appear that the good ship 'Blwlwen,' 
 of CardiflT, sailed from her home port without being 
 duly provided with this, one of tne most, important 
 articles in a ship's outfit. How it was that this 
 serious omission 
 occurred will, doubt- 
 less, later on form a 
 subject for careful in- 
 vestigation on the part 
 of the owners. 
 
 Writing from the 
 above address, under 
 date of January 19th, 
 1897, Leonard James 
 says:—" The ship I was 
 in and rejoined again on 
 February loth, was the 
 S.S. 'Blodwen.'ofand 
 from Cardiff, trading 
 constantly between the 
 home port and the 
 Black Sea. Arriving at 
 Constantinople on our 
 last voyage out, I ex- 
 perienced a swelling in 
 the ankles with great 
 pain. We were bound 
 from Constantinople 
 to the Danube (Port 
 Selina). On arriving at the latter port, the iwelline 
 bad eatended right up, and included my hips and 
 back. The pain I suffered was something terrible, 
 especially in the small of the back. I waa carried 
 away to a hospital, where I found many others 
 suffering from rheumatism, and I hear it is very 
 prevalent thereabouts. I was treated in the hospital 
 for a period of ten days, at the end of which time, 
 while I wai able to walk back to my ship, the 
 journeT was accomplished with a great deal of pain 
 and stlflhess, but I waa obliged to catch my ship, as 
 Ik* was about to laava ka London. In laas than 
 
 three days after my return from the hospital I wAs 
 confined to my bunk, where I remained until I 
 arrived in London. During all this time I was 
 much worse than when I went to the hospital. It 
 may be interesting for you and the general public to 
 know that during the entire voyage home I was as 
 helpless as a child, and suffering intense agon^ con- 
 tinually, although we tried all sorts of things in our 
 medicine chest. On arriving in England, more dead 
 than alive, I was got home to Portsmouth. Once 
 here, I was peremptorily ordered to apply St Jacobs 
 Oil. There seems to be but one opinion in Ports- 
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 uses it,' and everybody recommends it, everybody 
 praises it, and everybody was sure, positive, that it 
 would cure me, and at once ease that terrible pain 
 that was killing me by inches. Well, ' Everybodr ' 
 was right, for the very first application relieved the 
 terrible pains from which I bad been constantly 
 suffering for weeks. 
 . i4ow, this may seem to some people a sailor's yam, 
 next to seeing the sea serpent ; in short, very much 
 
 exaggerated. 
 
 I would not believe that such instan> 
 taneous relief from 
 intense pain could be 
 brought about by any- 
 thing made by man, if 
 I had not experienced 
 it myself. 
 
 The contents of one 
 bottle almost cured me ; 
 I procured another 
 bottle, however, which 
 I used but twice, when 
 the cure was completed, 
 the swelling, stiffness, 
 soreness, and pain all 
 left me, and I now, after 
 weeks of pain, feel my- 
 self again. The remain- 
 ing contents of the 
 second bottle of St. 
 Jacobs Oil still stands 
 on the mantel shelf in 
 my bedroom. I do not 
 lequire it now, but 
 shall hereafter always 
 take a ffew bottles of 
 the Oil to sea with me, not only for my own use, 
 but for others suffering from rheumatism, to which 
 all sailors are more or leu subject." 
 
 It is such unsolicited, reliable evidence as this 
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 borne out by evidence, the proof of which we hold. 
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