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 and tiffknown to you, I fliall not make you any 
 apolbgy for this addrefs. You have publicly 
 avowed, in your "Letter to a Noble Lord/* 
 receiving a penfion of a very enormous amount ; 
 and with that niode^ ajfurance which has uniformly 
 attended you from the firft outfet of your po- 
 litical career, you have pleaded at the bar of the 
 public, that the fervices you have rendered this 
 ** your adopted country,* ' as you are pleafed to 
 term it, well merit not only that remuneration, 
 but even much more. As every individual in 
 this ill-ftarred country is in fome degree more or 
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 article in the fyftem of profligate ai^l prodigal 
 expenditure unexampled in former periods, and 
 unknown, even hcrcy till the prefent day — I 
 Ifliould think myfelf deficient in that particular 
 duty which every good citizen owes his country, 
 did I not take up my pen to deny your aflertions 
 on this fubjed, and to tell you, Sir, and the 
 public, thofe reafons which induce me on this 
 point to differ fo widely in opinion with you. 
 In your Letter we are favoured only with your 
 own afTertion of thofe fervices, and your ow-n ap- 
 preciation of their merits and worth : In deliver- 
 ing my humble opinion as oppofed to your's, I 
 will take a curfory view of your whole political 
 life — I will flightly trace the general line of your 
 condu6V, ard, taking the liberty to make fuch 
 comments and obfervations as may occur to me 
 from time to time in the courfe of the tafk I have 
 undertaken, will leave the public to form an im- 
 partial judgment on the whole of the cafe, and 
 finally to decide whofe opinion of your fervices, 
 and the reward allotted to them, is the beft 
 founded— your's or mine. 
 
 So much, Sir, for this intrufion of my fenti- 
 ments on your time and patience — In regard to 
 the public I own myfelf in very different circum- 
 flances, and it is with no fmall degree of diffidence 
 and anxiety that I now venture to requefl its at- 
 tention, its candour, its patience, and its libe- 
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 rality. Many pens, I have no doubt, are at 
 this moment employed in the fame ta/k, guided 
 by perfons of genius and talents far Tuperior to 
 what I can pretend to. I have therefore to in- 
 treat thofe wlio may think proper to read this 
 book, to look upon it with an eye of lenity ; on 
 this ground, that in the affairs of the common- 
 wealth the fentiments of the meancft capacities 
 may fometimes be of fcrvice to the general good ; 
 and in order to encourage every individual to con- 
 tribute his mite to the common flock, the proof 
 of good indentions fhould be allowed to compenfatc 
 for deficiency of ability ; and zeal for the public 
 fcrvice, to fuperfede the fafcinating blandilh- 
 m«nts of flowery periods and fplendid didion. 
 Non omnia pojjumus omnes — and he who voluntarily 
 flands forward, in the hour of public calamity 
 and general delufion, to llrip hypocrify of its 
 cloak, and deception of its veil, though he may 
 not do it with the hand of a mafler, is certainly 
 entitled to *' fland in fomc rank of praife'* for 
 doing that which he would have done better if 
 he could. 
 
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 When I refleft on the high ground you. Sir, 
 have long occupied in the republic of letters— 
 that you are complete mafler of thtfubiime and 
 beautiful in the Englifh language, and, in addition 
 to thofe, even of the vis elegantia ofBiLLiNs- 
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 of incxcuf;iblc Icnicrity in daring to cuter the 
 lifts of argument with fo renowned and redoubted 
 a champion. But I confole myfelf with the idea, 
 that fo long as I takcfd^ for the bafis on which 
 to ftand — rcafon as the banner under which to 
 combat — and, truth as the goal which is to termi 
 nate my courfe, I need not fear to wage war with 
 mifreprefentation, exaggeration, and falfehood, 
 though cloathed in all the dazzling garbs of the 
 moft brilliant eloquence. 
 
 I would therefore proceed immediately to the 
 main fubjed of this epiftle, did 1 not deem it 
 neceflary to apologize as briefly as poflible to the 
 Duke of Bedford for the ufe I may in the courfe 
 of it be obliged to make of his name. Thrown 
 by fortune at fo great a diftance in life as to make 
 it almoft impoflible to be perfonally acquainted 
 with him, I fliould certainly, in point of decorum 
 between man and man, have abftained, if 1 could, 
 from the fmalleft mention of him ; but, as he is 
 fo deeply impHcated in the whole of the letter to 
 which I mean to reply, it is not in my power to 
 avoid it. I beg leave however in this place to 
 aflure him, that I entertain the higheft refped for 
 his talents and his virtues j that I wifh I was in 
 any degree capable of bellowing on them that 
 eulogium they fo abundantly merit ; but that not 
 being the cafe, I hope his Grace will have the 
 goodnefs to attribute the failure to my deficiency 
 of ability, and not of inclinationi '' '''" ' 
 
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 Having prcmifed thus much, I haflcn with 
 plealure to the field of adion, and hope, before 
 I quit it, to leave my adverfary prodratc. 
 
 But before I advance further, and in order to 
 clear the way as we go, I entreat permiffion of my 
 readers to (late here once for all the />r/;/a/)^/ point 
 of the argument on which we are at illlie. You, 
 Sir, have aflerted, " that your firvices to this cowUry 
 deferve the remuneration bejlowcd on them by the 
 PENSION you receive** — this I deny. This is the 
 main quedion, and it is on your ozvn merits alone 
 that it can be fairly tried. The very modeft com- 
 parifon you, Sir, have drawn between thefe merits, 
 and thofe of the illuftrious Houfe of Russell; and 
 in which, ading both as judge and juror, you 
 have ingcnuoufly obtained both a verdid: and 
 the judgment of the court in your favour ; to- 
 gether with feveral other matters contained in 
 your Letter, are merely collaterals, which I (hall 
 from time to time ufe in elucidation of my argu- 
 ment as occafion may require. ; 
 
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 And now, Sir, as the facetious Count Hamilton 
 fays in his Fairy Talcs, " Je commencerai par le 
 commencement^ ft vom phis.** — I will take you up in 
 the year 1766, when you firft appeared in public 
 and in Parliament, as the confidential and private 
 fecretary of the Marquis of Rockingham, then 
 juft appointed first lord of the treasury. 
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 You were then member for Malton^ and t!ic pen- 
 fioner of that noble Lord, whom alone you reprc- 
 fcnted in that borough ; {or his LordOiip then did, 
 and Earl Fitzwilliam now docs, how i Hate 
 whom he plcafcs to reprcfent him therein. You 
 were not long before returned from the Jefuits 
 College at 5/. Omers, and were introduced to the 
 notice, and recommended to the confidence of 
 the noble Marquis by Mr. Fitzherbert, a 
 gentleman of great goodnefs of heart and luavity 
 of manners, but a ftaunch roman catholic. 
 I hope my readers will cxcufe my being thus par- 
 ticular, as I can affure them more depends upon 
 it than at prefent may meet the eye. 
 
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 I did imagine, when I wrote the beginning of 
 the foregoing paragraph, that by fetting out with 
 you in your firft entry into the Houfe of Com- 
 mons, I (hould at leaft have begun with the be- 
 ginning of your fervices to this nation j but acci- 
 dentally cafting my eye on p. 27 of your " Letter 
 to a Noble Lord," I perceive you aflert, '* that 
 you had earned your pen/ton before you Jet foot in St, 
 Stephen*s Chapel." Bravo! Sir; you have done 
 well ;— the man who deals in aflertions, and de- 
 pends on them for proofs, (hould always take care 
 to make them round ones. You have clenched 
 the matter here, and I candidly acknowledge that 
 you have deprived me of the power of contradid- 
 ing you by fads — I can only fay ^fofttivelyy that if 
 
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 you Inul performed fvich fervicfs before that 
 period, they muft havcbcenymv//tTi'/V<fj, andas 
 fiich, I fliould fuppofe, would have been paid for 
 at the time. If they were not, and were really (o 
 important as then to merit the well earned penfioii 
 you have fo lately received, I muft acquit the 
 prefent Minifters of" prodigality' — the intcrcft of 
 the firft year's income would, by that time, have 
 amounted to far more than the principal fumyou 
 now annually receive, and they have certainly 
 m vde a faving bargain for the nation. But they 
 arc celebrated for their wonderful regard to juf- 
 tice in paying off the old /cores of former admini- 
 ftrations, as Colonel Fullarton, the executors 
 of the late Mr. Oswald, &c. &c. &c. can un- 
 deniably teftify. 
 
 Still, Sir, however, we cannot help afking our- 
 felves the queftion — When were thefe fervices 
 performed r— What was the nature of them ? And 
 how arc we fure they are of the high value at 
 which this gentleman himfelf appreciates them ? 
 Secret as they were then^ and have ever fince been 
 kept — they certainly. Sir, come within the fcope 
 oi your capacious knowladgc. You fo«/<7 without 
 doubt, tell us, if you wouldy ty^ry article]of which 
 they confifted in the lump ; but as you have not 
 been pleafed to da fo, you have forced us into 
 the ample field of conjecture, in the wide ranges 
 of which I fear moft of your rc.iders, as well as 
 
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 myfelf, will be puzzled in no fmall degree before 
 they can form a conclufion to their liking. I 
 will only hazard a few gueflcs ; and if! fail, I hope 
 the want of penetration will not be too ftrohgly 
 charged on me for not being able to developc fo 
 deep and intricate a fubjc(5t. ''- 
 
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 Perhaps, Sir, as you had left your native land, 
 and done this country the honour to " adopt 
 hes'* you thought in point of gratitude fhe was 
 bound to pay the expences of your education— 
 and as you were then young and polTeffed of a 
 brilliant and lively imagination, you might take 
 credit for a confiderable deal ; and knowing the 
 ftrength and fullnefs of the well ftored magazines 
 you then poflefled, you might conceive you had 
 actually earned a penfioh at that moment, from a 
 thorough convidion in your own mind, of the 
 eminent and important fervices you were deter- 
 fnined aheYW2iYdi to perform for her benefit. I 
 bcfeech you, Sir, and iry readers, not to laugh 
 at my conjedure : more extraordinary things have 
 happened before now ; for fervices a5iually per- 
 formed, though bearing a high eftimation in the 
 mind of the doer, have more than once been 
 found as inadequate to the reward conferred on 
 them as the ideal ones I have juft been men- 
 tioning. — On the other hand, you might have 
 ftruggled againft fo many ** compmi^ious vifitin^t 
 rf nature ,'* before you could refolve to facrifice 
 
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 all the inbred prejudices of your early life, in 
 order to qualify yourfelf for a feat in St. Stephen's, 
 that you might not only fay you had earned the 
 penfion you have fince received " before yo'i fet 
 foot in it," but to go ftill farther, and add, that 
 no fum could be equivalent to the exertions and 
 facrificcs you had then made. On recolledion, 
 you have fome where exprefled the fame idea in 
 much better terms : I will therefore do you all 
 the" juftice in my power by giving it in your own 
 words. 
 
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 " His Grace" (you fay) " thinks I have ob- 
 " tained too much. I anfwer, that my exertions, 
 •* zvhatever they have been, were fuch as no hopes 
 " of pecuniary reward could poflibly excite ; and 
 *' no pecuniary compenfation can poflibly reward 
 ^^ them. Btt\wcen money 2ind fuch ferviceSy if done 
 " by abler men than I anv, there is no common 
 *' principle of comparifon : they are quantities incom- 
 " menfurable. Money is made for the comfort and 
 " convenience of ^«/w«/ life. It cannot be a re- 
 ** ward for what mere animalli^e mull indeed fuf- 
 " tain, but never can infpire. With fubmiffion 
 " to his Grace, I have not had more than fuf- 
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 too much ;" but after giving full weight to the 
 fevcral words in the paflages which I have, to 
 avoid repetition, marked with Italics, I am in- 
 clined to believe, that you refer to iomefecrei ex- 
 ertions, or fervices, or facrifices — which having 
 made, you may now be entitled to fay you had 
 " earned your penfion before you fet foot in St. 
 **• Stephen's Chapel,** — and which might not be 
 " more than a fufficient reward for what mere 
 ** anhnnl life muft indeed fuftain, but never^can 
 " in/pire.** 
 
 I fliall now. Sir, quit the fubjed of your earn- 
 iiigs " before you fet foot in St. Stephen's Cha- 
 ** pel" — and beg leave to pay my refpefts to you, 
 at the time you were firft feated there. In the 
 letter to which I am now replying (p. 27) you 
 inform us, " that the firji JeJJion yon fat in Parliament, 
 ** you found it necejfary to analyfe the whole commer- 
 ** cial, financialy conflitutional, and foreign inter efls of 
 " Great Britain and its empire,'* Let us fee to what 
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 If I miftake not, your virgin eloquence was 
 firft employee], In that Houfe of true and genuvie 
 purity y in fupport of the bill for the repeal of the 
 Stamp Acl, pafled the year before under the 
 aufpices of Mr. Grenville, the anceftor of the 
 prefent " ahle, vigorous^ and well-informed states- 
 man," of the fame name, " to be connefted with 
 whom you deem fo great a diftindion.'* — Mr. 
 Grenville oppofcd the bill with great fpirit, 
 exertion, and effect. Mr. Pitt fupported that 
 meafure of the Rockingham adminillration, tho* 
 he at the fame time politely told General Conway, 
 and the other members of it, in the Houfe of 
 Commons, that he could not give them his con- 
 fidence. That great ftatefman paid a haiidfome 
 compliment to your maiden fpeech, which I be- 
 lieve it really merited. I am only forry, for the 
 interefts of this country, that you, and the party 
 to which you belonged, did not profit more by 
 the excellent political precepts he that day deli- 
 vered. The admlniftration, of which you. Sir, 
 formed a part, was defirous of repealing the 
 American ilamp adl, but ftill aflerted the right 
 to tax the colonies, who were at that moment, 
 as Mr. Grenville declared, next door to an open 
 rebellion on account of it. Mr. Pitt gave a 
 decided reprobation of the ftamp adl, which was 
 pafled at a time v/hen he was confined to his bed, 
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 day, that was fpccdily cxpcAcd to be appointed 
 to confider th6 flate of the nation with refped to 
 America. *' I will (faid he) only fpeak to one 
 *' point, the point of righf. It is my opinion 
 " that this kingdom has uo right to lay a tax upon 
 *' the colonies. The Americans are the fons, 
 " not the baftards, of England. Taxation is no 
 " part of the governing or legiflative power, 
 *' The taxes are a voluntary gift and grant of the 
 " Commons alone. When, therefore, in this 
 " Houfe, we give and grant, we give and grant 
 '* what is our own. But, in an American tax, 
 " what do wc do? — We, your Majefly's Com- 
 ** mons of Great-Britain, give and grant to your 
 ** Majefty — what? — our own property? No, 
 " We give and grant to your Majefty the pro- 
 " perty of your Majefly's Commons of America. 
 " — It is an abfurdity in terms. I would fain 
 *' know by whom an American is rcprefented 
 *' here ? Is he rcprefented by any knight of the 
 " fliire in any county of this kingdom ? Or will 
 *' you tell him that he is rcprefented by any rc- 
 *' prefentative of a borough — a borough which, 
 ^' perhaps, no man ever faw. — This is what is 
 " called the rotten part of the conjlitiition. It cannot 
 " continue a century. If it does not drop, it 
 " mufl be amputated,"— To this fage advice a 
 cleafearwas turned, and the bill pafled, with a 
 refervation and affertion of the right to tax, the 
 colonies. Had Mr. Pitt's advice been taken, 
 
 and 
 
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 and the {lamp a<5l repealed unconditionally and 
 without referve, you, Sir, and your colleagues in 
 office, might all have delerved penfwns of your 
 country. But you loft the golden opportunity, 
 which never returned ; and that lofs involved in 
 it (elf the fubfequent lofs of the colonics. Mr. 
 Grenville, in pafTing the fiamp ad, had ftruck a 
 deadly and poifonous arrow deep in the fide of 
 America. The wound it occafioned was too re- 
 plete with fmart and anguifli to be patiently en- 
 dured by her free-born fons. Rebellion was on, 
 the point of breaking out, when the Rockingham 
 adrttiniftration undertook to heal the wound, and 
 repair the breach it had made; but, inftead of 
 probing the wound to the bottom, and expelling 
 the irritating particles which lay there — it ap- 
 plied in the repeal a cataplafm which almoft in- 
 ftantaneoully fkinned it over, but which left the 
 virus of the diforder underneath, to rankle and 
 corrode, till it ftiortly after broke out with ten- 
 fold violence. 
 
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 On the 14th March 1769, Mr. Trecothick 
 produced a reprcfentation from New Torky which 
 he moved might be brought up. It was couched 
 in modeft terms, but denied the rigk of Parlia- 
 ment to tax them. On that occafion, you. Sir, 
 obfcrved, there might be, and was, a proper me- 
 dium ; but that we had an undoubted right to tax 
 America! — Now, Sir, mark what followed.— -The 
 
 Americans, 
 
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 Americans, finding this claim of r/V/j/ perfiftcd in, 
 took the alarm. Mr. Delaney of Maryland, and 
 Mr. John Dickcnfon of Philadelphia, twj gen- 
 tlemen of firil-ratc abilities, took up their pens 
 to warn their fellow-citizens of the fnakc in the 
 grafs, which was ready on the firfl occafion to 
 dart forth, and (ling them to the vitals. The 
 Rockingham adminiftration, and their bill of 
 repeal, with the refervation of the right to tax, 
 became more deteflablc in their eyes than Mr. 
 Grenville's ftamp a(5i with the pofitive tax itfelf. 
 The Americans each day felt themlclves more 
 fore, and " hifrci Uiteri lethalis arundo " refounded 
 from one end of the continent to the other. 
 
 1i 
 
 il^l. 
 
 
 
 Perhaps, Sir, you may be at fome lofs to gucfs 
 why I go fodeep into this well-known bufmelsat 
 j;ref.^nt. — I w-ill frankly tell you. It is my inten- 
 tion to flicw, that, from your firft entrance into 
 political life, you have conftantly made ufe of 
 your fplendid talents, not to enlighten the pub- 
 lic, but to dazzle and dupe it, as beft anfwered 
 your own private })urpofes, or thofe of the party 
 leaders under whofe banners you engaged. — You 
 lleadily fupported the principle of our right to 
 tax America ; and the baneful confequences of 
 luch fupport will prefeiltly apjx;ar. 
 
 This country had, for many years antecedent 
 to the American war, been fplit and divided into 
 
 parties i 
 
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 parties ; the partlzans of each of which vvarnity 
 and zealoufly fupported the political fentiments 
 and opinions of their feveral leaders. A very 
 few years after the difmiflal of the Rockingham 
 adminiftration, Lord North relumed the idea 
 of Mr. Grenville, oi' taxing America, in wliich idea 
 he found himfelf fandioned by the authority 
 of the Marquis of Rockingham and his adherents; 
 and the Tea Act became the prelude of all the 
 mifchiefs which followed. It is true, that Lord 
 Rockingham, and his adherents in both houfes, 
 yourfelf among the reft, oppofed this deftrudtive 
 meafure ; but the peopky on whom your repeated 
 and forcible declarations of the t'igbi had made a 
 deep impreflion, were not to be perfuaded, that, 
 poflefhng the right, they ought not to enforce it. 
 They were even then heavily opprelled with taxes ; 
 and being made to believe, that, if America was 
 fubjedled to taxation, iheif burdens would be 
 alleviated ; the war in the beginning, odious as it 
 was to every feeling and enlightened mind, was 
 as popular as it was unjuft. But the argument 
 was calculated aJ captandum, and a majority of 
 the people was completely duped by it. The me- 
 lancholy circumftances attending this abominable 
 attempt to tax the Americans, is too well known, 
 and even now too feverely felt, to require any 
 further comment y and my chief reufon for in- 
 troducing it at all was, to afk you, if your obfti- 
 nate affertion of this right to tax the Americans 
 
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 is one of the claims you have on this country for 
 your prefent penfion ? , 
 
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 t;\)-)f/." Ik 
 
 We are now arrived at the commencement of 
 the American war, when, in open defiance of the 
 very right you had previoufly To flrenuoufly con- 
 tended for vou entered upon the moft vigorous 
 and detcrm..icd oppofition to Lord North's en- 
 forcing it. In the hinguage you conflantly ufed, 
 you alternately reforted to wit, irony, farcafm, and 
 virulence — you charged the noble Lord with '* /;/- 
 dignity and vilenefs in forming contrails with the 
 Piincclings of Germany, whom you were pleafed 
 'to ftile Traders inhnmanjicjloy — You cenfured him 
 in the feverefh terms for " ftifpending the Habeas 
 Corpus A£i, which you faid would enable the Mi- 
 nifter to cut down the fence of liberty y and enflave everi 
 Briti/Jofubje^t.'" — You took notice " of the zealoi 
 the noble Lord, and the warmth of his bofom for 
 the public weal. You fuppofed it to be that 
 zeal^ warmth^ and ardour, that had induced him to 
 aflift, if not devife, the raifing of men without the 
 knowledge of Parliament, and by that means to ad: 
 unconflitutionally " for the good of his country. ^^—^ 
 You lamented, tli it this country Ihould be re- 
 duced to the poor dependence of hopes and pray- 
 ers, the arms of old women ; and that a Britifti Mi- 
 nifler, inflead of ading theftatefman, and timely 
 exerting the flrength of the nation, (honld 
 dwindle into a Priefi^ and pioufly offer up his 
 ■ ' ' ■/ ^ ....,-,..... prayers 
 
 ::."r. 
 
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 prayers for tlie falvation of his countr}'. You 
 threatened liim with impeachment, and cliargcd 
 him with making an itifamous lean,'' Let the dif- 
 pafilonate reader ferioufly confidcr thefe fcveral 
 charges j let him compare the feveral circum- 
 (lanccs above enumerated with thofc which have 
 occurred during the progrefs of the prefentyw/? 
 and neceJfarywdLX ; and he will be inclined to think, 
 that this is only the fecond part of the fame tune. 
 Scarcely one of them is not applicable to the 
 three laft glorious campaigns ; yet the Minifter 
 of the prcfent day is your magnus Apollo. 
 Such arc the wonderful changes wrought by the 
 powers of a penfion ! But flill all the foregoing 
 abule of Lord North did not obtain you one. I 
 could enumerate a vaft deal more, but I am really 
 Tick of it. You travelled in the fame track 
 througli the whole of that ill-fated war, eternally 
 baiting and purfuing him, and befpattering him 
 continually with the filth of a foul mouth, till at 
 length you hunted him from his high ftation, and 
 the intereft and connexions of the Marquis of 
 Rockingham brought you once more into the 
 elyfmm of adminiftration. 
 
 i 
 
 Soon after this event took place, a melfagc from 
 his Majefty was communicated to the Houfe of 
 Commons, ** recommending to them the con- 
 fidcration of an effetrlual plan of cecommy through 
 all the branches of the public expenditure-— a re- 
 ■\.,. , D gulation 
 
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 filiation of the civil cflablinimcnt, &c. and tic 
 liring their affi (lance towards carrying the (:\m^ 
 more fully inlo execution." The melFagc having 
 been read — you, Sir, congratulated the Houfe, 
 and llie kingdom, on the happy jcra, when his 
 Majefly, freed from that fecret and injurious 
 counfel which Hood between him and his people, 
 now fpoke to them in the pure and rich benevolence 
 of bis ozvn heart. The meflage they had jufl: 
 heard was the genuine tflTufion of his Majefly 's 
 paternal care and tendernefs for his fubjcdls. It 
 was what good fubjedls deferved from 3igood king; 
 and every man would rejoice and blefs the day, 
 when his Majjfty, reftored to the dignified inde- 
 pendence of his elevated fituation, was able to 
 fpeak to his people in the language of his own 
 heart ; to participate in their fufferings ; to praife 
 and reward them for their fortitude. It was the 
 
 BEST OF MESSAGES, TO THE BEST OF rEOPLB, 
 FROM THE BEST OF KINGS. . .;..>, , 
 
 After this brilliant harangue, culled with care 
 from the mofl beautiful border in the garden of 
 the fuhlime and beautiful^ the credulous people of 
 this country begin to flatter themfelves with the 
 idea that the hour of oeconomy and retrenchment 
 was atlafl arrived. This was one of the topics, 
 among others, on which you had dcfcanted, with 
 your ufual warmth and vehemence, in your oppo- 
 lition to Lord North. You were inceliantly 
 
 charging 
 
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 charf^ing him with extravagance .incl corruptiou^ the 
 one the natural confcqucncc of the otiicr. To 
 pHKlucc all the inRances of it in my power would 
 take up more both of my time nnJ paper, than 
 will fuit the bouiKJary of an cpilUc like the pre- 
 IVnt : I will therefore content myfelf with one or 
 two. 
 
 In the year 1777, on a motion for paying the 
 King's debts, you treated Lord North with un- 
 ufual afperity, and faid,"that the time ofbring- 
 " ing in of this demand was full Qi indecency and 
 " impropritty ; that when wc were going to tax 
 " every gentleman's houfe in England, even to 
 *' the fmalleft domcftic accommodation, and to 
 ** accumulate burthen upon burthen, nothing but 
 " a fcrvility of the Houfe, and a thorough confi- 
 *' dence in it, and an experience in our carelefs- 
 " nefs with regard to all our affairs, could make 
 " our miniflers defperatc enough to tell us, /'/ is 
 " infuch a time we have not provided ftiffic tent ly for 
 ** thefplendor of the Crown.''' And in the year 1 782, 
 " You did not wonder his Lordfliip was at a lofs 
 " about nezv taxes ; for what frelh burthen could 
 " he add to this unhappy Nation ? We were al- 
 " ready taxed if we rode, or if we walked -, if we 
 " ftaid at home, or if we went abroad ; if we were 
 " mafters, or if we were fervants ; if we drank 
 " wine, or if we drink beer ; and in fhort we were 
 <* taxed In every poflible way," You had alfo car- 
 
 D a ried 
 
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 ried a rrfolution olthcHoufc, ** tlial tljc tnJIueHcr 
 *' ot' tlK' CuowN had increafedy was iiurcnjin^^ and 
 '* OK^hl to be <lim'nuj7jt!(iy 
 
 h 
 
 T ihii k it ncccH'iry to remark alfo, tluit before 
 you cauic into adminillntion, y.)ii had ;;ivcii 
 the brv)adc(l liints as to tlie extent ot" the acco- 
 nomv rcciuiCLc tol)C (jbllrwd, and the retrench- 
 ments vvl'.ieh ouHit to be made. You even ob- 
 tairied leave to bring in a bill, and produced one 
 accordingly, in which v.as a ctaule to aboHOi the 
 dutchy ot Lancaller, as not only ulelclL in itf-.H', 
 but a moil enormous burthen upon the peoph\^ntX 
 a diforace to tlic nation. From all thcfc fymp- 
 toms of a dilpofition to tcconomy, great expcdla- 
 tions were Ibvn'cd — your f^art'fans gave out, that 
 ir would be produclive to the nation of a faving of 
 three or four hundred timuiand a year ; and a ge- 
 neral joy feemed to [.v-rvade the great body of the 
 people, who made thenill Ives certain of your car- 
 rving this bill into effecl, wlien you came into 
 ofiice. 
 
 This was high'y incrcaled, after the glowing de- 
 fer ipi ion you had given of the pure and rich benevo- 
 Unce of his Miijejh's hsarty teeming witli paternal 
 care and tcridernefs, and participating in the fuf- 
 ferings Oi the l;»jl of fubje^s. Wei', Sir, you arc 
 now fnugly ieaiedin the place of the facetious 
 
 Mr. 
 
( *I ) 
 
 Mr. Ri;;by, and at Icn^tli come down to tiie 
 Houfc witli your Bill oi Rtforiii ; vvhk h bi ing 
 road, behold, parturiunt montes! this new Bill 
 of Keform was not even the fliadow of a fliadc 
 to that which was ori^jnally intended: many 
 of the otlices conijjlaincd of as uJcUfs in the firO, 
 were taken no nc^tice of in the fccontl ; amongft 
 the reR, the Dutch y of I^ancastkr ; and on 
 tiiis idle and frivolous plea, ihat the people of the 
 county of LiincaJIer wcndd not confcnt to part with 
 tlie DuTCHY, becaufc they looked upon it as a 
 particular privilege. What, Sir! gratify the inhabit- 
 ants of a fiiigle county with a bauble called a pri' 
 vtlegCy which was, according to your own words, a 
 burthen on tlie whole people^ and a clijvrafe to the 
 nation ! Bluih, ucconomifl:, biudi ! — The burthens 
 of the/>t^o/;/<^feem to have had a very fmall place in 
 your head, except from the mouth outwards. 
 It is true, you had more confideration for the dif- 
 grace of the nation ; and as tlicrc is no difgrace 
 which operates more powcrfuily on the minds of 
 men than that of poverty, in order to take away 
 the odium of that, in the plenitude of your oeco- 
 nomy, and, according to your own words juft be- 
 fore quoted, in a time of the decpeft national dif- 
 trefs, an additional falary of 20ocl. a year was 
 added to the place of Chancellor of the 
 Dutchy, and beflowcd upon one of thofc who had 
 been a fliort time before loudefl in his endca- 
 
 vours 
 
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 vours to annihilate ii entirely. Such was the con- 
 Jiji enr J vjh'ich marked your conduct when in and 
 out of office ; and this is the Bill of Reform which 
 you, with all your natural and acquired modcfty, 
 have fmce enumerated among other matters to 
 prove, that what you had engaged to do out of 
 office, you had performed when in it. You fay 
 ir p. 9 of your Letter, that *' you fufpe^fl the 
 " Duke of Bedford has never learned the Rule of 
 " Three in the arithmetic of /)o//V>'and^^/£'." If the 
 above be the refult oi your Rule of Three, I hope 
 in Go«l his Grace will ever remain a ftranger to 
 'it. " The calculations of vulgar arithmeti ," the 
 data and principles of zvhich are fixed and det ermine d^ 
 but which you feem to have always fo thoroUc',hly 
 dcfpifed, will always prove more honourable and 
 advantageous to him, than Xht changeable, terpver- 
 fating, camelion figures, with which you calculate 
 and make up your fums in the arithmetic of po^ 
 licy and ftatc, as you are })leafed to define it. 
 
 Hitherto, Sir, I have only fhcwn what you left 
 UPxdone by this Bill : I will now tell you what you 
 did by it ; but before I do this, let me call to 
 your rccollcdion, that the grand and leading fea- 
 ture of it feemcd to be tha reftrainingof the pow- 
 er o^ the Crown with regard to pen/tons. You 
 feem to call a cenfure upon the Duke of Bed- 
 ford, as being mifcakcn on this head, when his 
 ' ■ Grace 
 
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 Grace mentioned your penfion In the Houfo of 
 
 Lords; for you fay (p. lo), ** His Grace is 
 " pleafed to aggravate my guilt, by charging 
 my acceptance of his Majcfty's grant as a de- 
 parture from my ideas and the fpirit of my 
 " condud with regard to osconcmy. If it be, my 
 ** ideas of occonomy were fidfe and ill founded; 
 " but they are the Duke of Bedford's ideas of 
 ** CKConomy I have contradided, and not my 
 " own. If he means to allude to certain Bills 
 " brought in bynie," Sc . ;. - ... '^ , r ^ 
 
 I believe there can be little doubt but his Grace 
 alluded to the very Bill I have jufl above men- 
 tioned. The moment I read that -part of his 
 Grace's fpeech in the papers, the allufion flruck 
 mc moft forcibly as a very pointed one ; and, iot 
 fpite of your moJe^ and delicate mention of what 
 you are pleafed to call his " few and idle years,'* 
 would have convinced me, if I had not long be- 
 fore been perfectly convinced of it, that his Grace 
 has not either been idle or wiGbfervant, 
 
 ' ■ ■ . ' ! 
 
 In order to confufe the fubjed; as much as 
 poflible, you have artfuDy blended the whole of 
 your bills ; but that fhall not drive me out of 
 my regular courfe. My mention of this bill 
 came in the dired line I had laid down to mv- 
 felf, in tracing the political adions of your life 
 as nearly as pofTiblc, as they followed each other. 
 
 Your 
 
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 "Your pefijlon J Sir, is the mod immediate objcdl of 
 my confideration ; and with your other bills at 
 prefent I have nothing to do. You fccm to think 
 this bill, among all the others, your chef d*ceuvre ; 
 and if your pcnllon does not fly dircdly in the 
 face of it, then my judgment deceives me in the 
 grofleft manner. • •.., • .. 
 
 And here, Sir, that thole who read this book 
 may be enabled to form a fair judgment between 
 us, I will give fome of the moil ftriking of the 
 general heads of the a(^, with fome occafional 
 obfer vat ions on them, and the whole of the 
 claufes relating to penjions^ both public and fecret ; 
 for you know. Sir, there are provifions even for 
 fecret penjions contained in it. The following \% 
 the title : ' • ' ^ > , . :. ,; • \ \ . ,r 
 
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 - 22d year of Geo. III. c. 82. 
 
 An Ac t for enabling his Majefty to difchargc 
 the debts contraAed upon the Civil Lift 
 revenues, and for preventing the fame from 
 being in arrear in the future, by regulating 
 the mode of payments out of the faid re- 
 venues, and by fupprefling and regulating 
 certain offices therein mentioned, which are 
 now paid out of the revenues of the Civil 
 Lift. 
 
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 ifl Claufe enacls, that from the pafling of tlic 
 adV, certain offices, therein fpecified, (hould be 
 fupprefTcd. 
 
 Obf. Among thefe is the office of third fe- 
 ' cretciry of Jlate, or fecrctary of flate for the 
 colonies, lat Jy revived in tiie perfon of the 
 Duke of Portland* 
 
 2. Any fimiiar office hereafter eflabliflicd, (hall 
 Be deemed a new office ■> 
 
 Obfi The Duke of Portland's is therefore a 
 new ojfice, created by the prefcnt Admi- 
 ■ . niflration, ift defiance of this Ad of Par- 
 liament. 
 
 ^. Commilliohers of the treafury to pay all 
 tiioney due on the civil lift on or before July 
 ioth, 1782. 
 
 Obf. If this claufe meaiis any thing, it muft 
 he, that in future all money due on the 
 civil lift fhould yearly, and every year, be 
 •■ paid on or before the 20th ^ -Jy in each 
 
 ' year. Yet, in the Very teeth of this ac^t, 
 the civil lift is now in the feventh quarter 
 ■^ irt arrear ; and the fervanls, tradefmen, 
 clerks, &c. belonging to the royal houfe- 
 hold, who are paid out of the civil lift, 
 in the utmoft diftrefs and difficulty ! 
 " Qi. What are the laws, when \\\.t great chufe 
 "';•• to break through them ? -^ •'-' ^^ 
 A. Cobwebs, it would feem. 
 
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 5. the Court of Vergc^ or the Green Clcth, with 
 all its lawful jurirdidion and powers, prefcrved. , 
 
 6. His Majefty's buildings to be under the di- 
 reftion of a furvcyor or comptroller, to be ap- 
 pointed by his Majefty. 
 
 ij. The royal gardens, ditto. 
 
 Obf. Two places of patronage and emolu- 
 ment, either created or renewed, and fane- 
 tioned by a bill of reform and retrenchment. 
 
 1 1. Clerko, &c, in the royal palaces, to be paid 
 monthly. 
 
 Obf. Seven quarters in arrcar fliews forcibly 
 what regard is paid to this a6t. 
 
 12. No new works in his Majefty*s parks, &c. 
 above a limited fum, to be i^ndertaken, without 
 an order from his Majefty. 
 
 Obf. It would feem by this claufe, that a 
 fpecial ad: of Parliament is neceflary to 
 prevent the fervants of his Majefty from 
 taking liberties from which the common 
 law of the land effedlually guards every 
 private gentleman. 
 
 , The above iarc the general heads of the bill, 
 which 1 deem it neceflary to notice till we come 
 
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 to the penfion claufe, which A ^^^c 17th, and 
 which 1 trsLnknbeverl/afJm.X 
 
 17. " And for the bet A regulating of the granting 
 " ^f penjionsy and thf prevention of abufe or excefs 
 " therein^ that fr^n^* and after the 5th day of 
 April, 1787^ no penfion exceeding the fum of 
 300I. a y^ar ".all be granted to or for the ufe 
 of any one perfon ; and that the whole amount 
 ** of che penfions granted in any one year fhall 
 ** not exceed 600I. ; a lift of which, together with 
 ** the names of perfons to whom the fame are 
 granted, fhall be laid before Parliament in 
 twenty days after the beginning of each feffion, 
 " until the whole penfion lift fhall be reduced to 
 ** 90,0001. ; which fum it fliall not be lawful to 
 " exceed by more than 5000I. in the whole of all 
 " the grants j nor fhall any peniion to be granted 
 " after the whole of the faid redudion, to or for 
 " the ufe of any one perfon, exceed the fum of 
 *' 1200I. yearly, except to his Majefty*s Royal 
 " Family, or on an addref^ of either ^Houfe of 
 ** Parliament." 
 
 
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 Nothing can be more explicit th^n the fore- 
 going claule— the recital in the beginning puts it 
 beyond a doubt. It was made for the better re' 
 gulating of the granting ©/"Pensions, and the pre- 
 vention of abufe or excefs therein. It is general in 
 its meaning — it does not fay, penfions payable oyt 
 
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 of the civil '//?, o.out of the foui- and a half f<er • 
 cefi/s. or any other ti^c] . it is clearly intended tp 
 iucliuJj rt// pen/tons zuh^tfocvcr. It redr'u^s the 
 granting of any one penfrvi to a larger amount 
 than 300I. a year, or more than two to that 
 amount, or fix of lool. or tweKf; of 50I. ; for it 
 exprefs y fays, the whole muH nou exceed 600I. • 
 It requires a lift even to that extent, together 
 with the names of the pcrfons to whom the fame 
 are granted, to be laid before Pariiament tvienty 
 days after the beginning of each feffion, until 
 the A'holepenfion iiftfliail be reduced to 90, cool, 
 which fum it fliall not be lawful to exceed by 
 more than 5000I. in the whole of all the grants ; 
 nor fliall any penfion, to bo granted after the whole 
 of the faid reduclion, to or for the ufc of any 
 one pcrfjn, excetd. ihe fum of 1200I. yearly, ex- 
 cept his Majefty's Royal Family, or on an ad-? 
 drefs of either Houfe of Parliamjnt. ,7 
 
 Now, Sir, if you can even prove to me, that 
 fmce the palling of the above ad, the penfion lift 
 is reJiire.1 to 90,0001. and that no more than 
 ^ccoi in the z^hole of all the grants have been 
 added to it, ft'.ll your penfion is diredly in the 
 teeih and d'^fiance of your own aft ; for as it is 
 4000I. a year, it amounts to more than three times 
 as much as the highefl fum allowed by that act to 
 be granted to any one pcrfqn, except the Royal 
 I amily, or on an addrefs of either Houfe of Par- 
 liament. 
 
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 Hament. That no acidrefs of that na)^'^ ^*s ever, 
 been moved, much Id's carried in y^'i^r Houfe, I 
 A-ill be bold to afTert \ and that />u are as yet en- 
 titled to rank as one of the ^oy^^ Family, I am 
 ftill to learn. 
 
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 In what refp.d tl^n has the Duke of Bedford, 
 '* your youthful Confor," as you are plealcd tocall 
 him, miflaken in the lead the idea of your oeco- 
 nomy, when he faid in the Houfe of Lords, fpeak- 
 ing of your p: nfion, *' thai: it was a departure 
 ^*from your ideas, and thefpirit of your condud?** 
 in none whatever. No rational, im[>artia' mind 
 can hcfitatc a moment to decide upon thefubjciftj 
 if it could, vour own juftificatiun of the bufmefs 
 would clear tliC matter up at once. You pretend, 
 that in this famous Reform Bill, you had in con- 
 templation the civil liji alone. — " The penfion 
 ** lift'* you fay, " was to he kept as afacred fund ; 
 ** but it could not be kept as a conftant open 
 ** fund, fufflcient for growing demands, if fome 
 ** demands could wholly devour it. The tenor of 
 '^ the adt will Oiew that it regarded the civil lift 
 «* only, the reduAion of which to fome fort of ef- 
 « timate was my great objed. No other of the 
 " Crown funds did I meddle with, becaufc they 
 ** had not the fame relations. This of the four and 
 ^* a half per cents, did his Grace imagine had ef- 
 ^* caped mc, or had cfcaped all the men of bufi- 
 
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 •* nefs who ^^q(\ with me in thofe regulations ? 
 ** I knew that Vich afund exiftcd, and thatpenfions 
 " had been alwa>r, granted on it before his Grace 
 *♦ was born. Thi. fund was full in my eye j 
 ** it was full in the cye.of thofe who worked with 
 " me : it was left on pi'nciple j on principle I 
 *Jdid what was then done » and on principle, 
 ** what was left undone, was om'4:ted.** 
 
 The grand " principle** you feem to Iwve had in 
 view, was, to humbug the nation j but likt, many 
 oihtx ambi'dexters who have gone before you. Sir, 
 you have overfliot the mark, and humbug d your- 
 fclf. ** The penfion lill: was to be kept as a fa- 
 " cred fund ;" — tru_', and for that purpofc it was 
 limited and rtflrifted in the manner prefcribed by 
 the ad ; no more than the lum of 300I. a year 
 was to be granted to any one pcrfon, and 600I. in 
 the whole. It is an undeniable fa<fl, that there 
 is but one pen(i^<n lift, (hough there are two 
 funds, it feems, out of which penfions are paid. 
 That this BID, .n its general tendency, chiefly re-» 
 lated to the civil lifl, there can be no doubt ; but 
 that any diflindtion was intended to be mad? be- 
 tween penfions payable out of the civil l"ft, 
 and penfiuns payable out of the four and a half 
 pev ' vjnts.i the moll ridiculous idea that ever en- 
 tered into the brain of man. What are the lead- 
 ing words of the claufe ? — Mark, Sir-^ " And for 
 
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 •* the letter regulating of the granting of penfwnSy arid 
 ** the prevention of abufe or excefs therein, that 
 ** from and after the 5th day of April 1783, no 
 ** penfion exceeding the fum of 300I. a year, fliall 
 •* be granted," &c. Can any thing be more evi- 
 dent, than that thcfc words comprcliend allpen- 
 fwns within the power of the Crown to grant, out 
 of what fund foever they might be payable ? If 
 they did not, the words ought to have run thus ; 
 ** and for the better regulating of the granting of 
 " penfions," payable out of the civil lifl, ** and the 
 " prevention of abufe or excefs therein," &c. If 
 there were two penfion lifts, and two funds out of 
 which penfions were fpecifically paid, an adl to regu- 
 late thepenfions payable out of one fund only, would 
 not affed: or extend to thofe paid out of the other ; 
 but where there is only onepenfion lift, though there 
 were a dozen feparate funds provided for the pay- 
 ment of thofe penfions, any ad: diredly enading a 
 reftridion upon penfions ^^w^r^a/Zy, muftincluclcall 
 the funds equally alike, unlefs there is fome fpe- 
 cial exception or refcrvation made j and in order 
 to exclude the four and a half per cents, from the 
 operation of the ad I am now alluding to, it 
 would be neccflary that fome fuch provifo as the 
 following fliould appear in it, viz. " Provided al- 
 " ways, that any thing in this ad: contained, fliall 
 "not extend, or be conftrued to extend, to any 
 ** penfion payable out of the four and a half per 
 
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 ** cents, or any other fund appropriated to i\\6' 
 " payment of pcnfions, favc and except the civil 
 * liftaforefaid." 
 
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 But there is one other argument which fccms 
 to me to put this matter beyond nil pofTihility of 
 doubt. Some fliort time before this a6t was in- 
 troduced into the houfe, a refolution had palled, 
 that the influence of the Crown had increafedy was 
 increajingi and ou^bi to be dimiyiiJJjed. The finances 
 of the country were at that time reduced to the 
 lowefl ebb ; and this bill, T always underflood, 
 was intended to operate in a two- fold way, not 
 only as a meafure of oecononjy, and retrenchment 
 of the expences of the nation, but of the power and 
 influence of the Ciown. It, then, pcnfions are a 
 powerful engine in the liands of the Crown in the 
 way of influence y and a burthen on the people in 
 that of expence, and there arc two fcparate funds 
 appropriated to the payment of penfions, how is 
 the nation benefited in its favings, or the Crown 
 reftridted in its influence, if, when it is tied up 
 from granting penfions beyond fuch an amount 
 from the civil lift, it is pofTcfTed of an ad libitum 
 to make them chargeable upon the other ? — You 
 have confelTed, *' that the four and a half per 
 ** cents, fund was full in your eye ; that it was 
 ** left on principle ; that on principle you did 
 •* what was then done ; and, on principle, what 
 
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 ** was left undone, was omitted."— « You have 
 fincc accepted a pciilion, amounling to more than 
 three times the funi aUovved by your own ait ; 
 and have thereby proved that your chief aim was 
 to dupe the pt;oplc, and enrich yourfclf.— Oli, 
 Edmund ! Edmund ! " out of thine owii mouth 
 
 will I judge thee!" " ' 
 
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 - . But ftill this four and a half percent, fund was 
 not the only ftrmg you had to your b )w in this 
 famous reform a6t. On an emergency, theni 
 was a claufe for fecref pcnfions, which, on a very 
 forlorn hope, might be laid hold of : and let mc 
 tell you. Sir, it is more than fufiocded, for I have 
 heard it frequently affcrted, that you received a 
 fccret penfion a confiderabletime before the pre- 
 fent one was openly avowed. As I have never 
 had further proof of it than aflTertions, I candidly 
 acknowledge that it ought not to have much 
 weight ; nor (hould I have mentioned it at all, 
 but that I am convinced the public in general 
 do not know there is fuch a claufe in the ac^, 
 and merely to lliew that fuch a thing was pofTiblc. 
 On Friday next, the motion of the Earl of Lau- 
 derdale on this fubjedl is to come on in the 
 Houfe of Lords ; and perhaps fomcthing may 
 then tranfpire, which will confirm or invalidate 
 the fufpicion altogether. 
 
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 As I have particularly mcntionrd this claufc, 
 and mean to draw an inference and deduction from 
 it in favour of what I have faid on the Four and a 
 Half per cents, fund, I will beg leave to infert it 
 verbatim from the Statute Book. It is the 21 ft, 
 and fays — " High Treafurer may return into the 
 Exchequer any pcnfion, without the name of 
 the penfioncr, on taking the following oath : ' 
 
 " I /I. B. do /weary that according to the heft of 
 my knowledge^ belief ^ and information^ the penfion 
 or pcnfionSi or annuity or annuities t returned with- 
 out a name by me into the Exchequer ^ is or are not, 
 dire^ly or indirectly y for the benefit y ufcy or behoof 
 of any Member of the Honfe of Commons y or, fo far 
 as I am concerncdy afliicabky dire5fly or indirectly y 
 to the purpofe of f upper ting or procuring an intereft 
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 And the 2 2d claufe cnads, '* that on taking the 
 faid oath, the penfion or penfions, annuity or annu- 
 ities aforefaid, fliall be paid at the Exchequer, to 
 the order of the High Treafurer, or Firft Com- 
 iniflloncr of the T reafury, for the time being, and 
 his receipt fliall be accepted and taken as an ac- 
 quittance for the fame." ' «"''*'' ^' '''* ' 
 
 
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 Now, Sir, on reading this claufe, we fee no rc- 
 ftridion as to the amount of this fecret penfion : 
 
 pritnd 
 
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 frimdifacii it would appear, that it might amount 
 to any fum in the plcalure of the Crown to bcftc-w ; 
 but doubtlefs, in conltru<5lion of law, it would be 
 held to be (Iridly confonant to, and within the 
 fcopc ^f the foregoing claufe, which regubtrs the 
 limitation of pcnfions. In like manner, without 
 mentioning at all the Four and a Half per cents, 
 fund, it certainly extends to it ; and though no 
 provifion was antecedently made, authoiizing/,'- 
 cret pcnfions to be paid out of that fund, this acl 
 would efre<!T"ually do it ; for there is no maxini in 
 liw more clear than this — that vvlierc Parliament 
 has created an old fund, out of which pcnfions 
 were to be paid generally j and afterwards an adl 
 paflTcs the Legiflature, which regulates the limita- 
 tion of pcnfions in general terms— the new law muft 
 completely affeft, bind and controul the old fund, 
 unlefs it contains fome cxprefs provifion to the 
 contrary. To ^ay, therefore, that your penfion, 
 by being paid out of the Four and a Half per cents, 
 fund, and not out of the Civil Lift, docs not fly 
 direflly in the very teeth of your fo much boaftcd 
 bill of (economy and retrenthmenty when, by your 
 own confeflion and avowal, it amounts to more 
 than three times the fum that a£l allows to be 
 granted to any but the Royal Family, or on an 
 Addrefs of cither Houfe of Parliament, is not 
 only a barefaced and impudent aflertion — but it is 
 fuch an alTertion, retting upon a fubterfuge and a 
 quibble, which would fuffufc the cheek of an 
 
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 •cft dye. So much, Sir, for your cvafive juftifica- 
 . tion of your penfion, as iffuing out of the Four and a 
 Half per cents, and not the Civil Lift — fo unworthy 
 of what you once were. Ir is a dangerous thing to 
 tread on hollow ground, and an unpleafant one to 
 defend a bad caufe. You, Sir, I fear, labour un- 
 der both thefe Jifadvantages at prefent, and I am 
 forry for you. You appear, indeed, to be " a de- 
 folate old man" in every thing but malignity ; for, 
 however robuft, vigorous and magnificent your 
 reafoning faculties might once have been on poli- 
 tical fubjedls, they appear at this moment to be 
 fo warped, perverted, and debafed, by exifting cir- 
 (umjiances, as not only to partake of the nature of 
 gas, but, to ufe your own words, of very " mem- 
 phetic gas '' indeed. , ... ■ ..j'x.^ .^ .. 
 
 But to return to your political, career, from 
 which I have been drawn afide by the obferva- 
 tions 1 found it neceffary, as to time and place, to 
 make on your Reform Bill— I think I left you. 
 Sir, juft feated in the place of the la:e Mr. Rigby, 
 of jocund and feftive memory — that ?? to fay, 
 <« Paymafter-Generalf the Forces.*' You fay. Sir, 
 (p. II.) that " You found an opinion common 
 through all the offices, and general in the pub- 
 lic at large, that it would prove iinpofTible to 
 reform and methodize the c5ice of Paymajler- 
 
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 " General. You undertook ir, however ; and fuc- 
 " cecded in your undertaking." It may be fo. I 
 candidly confefs I am ignorant whether you did or 
 not, and I will give you the reafon why I am (o, 
 I had at that time read your Bill of Reform j and 
 it appeared to me fo grofs a delufion (though I 
 had no conception it was fo excenfive as you have 
 in your letter Ihewn us you iniendc J it fliould be) — 
 and the people appeared to be lb completely gul- 
 led by it, that I became fick of attending to your 
 meafures any further. Indeed there was one cir- 
 cumftance immediately relative to the office of 
 Paymafter-Gcneral, which banilhed all idea or 
 hope of Reform from my mind. Immediately 
 after your being appointed to that ftation, a feri- 
 ous charge was brought againft two of the princi- 
 pal Clerks, for peculation and other malpractices 
 in office j and fo ftrongly was it fupported, that 
 fcarcely an individual out of the Houfe of Com- 
 monsj who read the account of it, did not believe 
 it true. Notwithftanding which, you determined 
 to keep them in their places. This ralh refolve 
 was taken advantage of by your opponents in the 
 Houfe, and fuch language addrelfed to you as 
 would have made ^n imprefllon on a lefs refined 
 underftanding. In that never to be forgotten 
 and fcandalous defence, the whole Houfe— hear 
 me. Sir! it is true— the whole Houfe coughed 
 you down ! Fadls, Sir, have onlv two tendencies : 
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 they can only fupport fafts, or cxpofe falfchood : 
 the whole Houfe coughed you down !— At that 
 perioi, your Ciceronian confcquencc forfcok you : 
 you funk into the Pijcatory Orator j and, with arms 
 a-kimbo, faid, " Gentlemen, you all know where I 
 am to be found !"— Here, Sir, " the gall'd jade did 
 wince" indeed ! But you. Sir, perfifted to the lafb; 
 and they would in all likelihood have continued in 
 their ftations, had not their feelings been more 
 fufceptible than your's — the one cut his throat, 
 and the other abfconded — which relieved you from 
 your dilemma, whether you would or no. As 
 the one made atonement for his tranfgreflions by 
 his death, and the other may have fince done x) 
 the fame by a fincere repentance for 'his mifdo- 
 ings, I have forborne to mention their names, in 
 pity to the feelings of their relatives and connec- 
 tions. It appeared, however, fomewhat curious 
 to me, that the man who pretended to cleanfe the 
 Augaan ftable, fhould make ufe of fuch inftru- 
 ments for the purpofe. I faw clearly, that the 
 old proverb * was ftroiigly in your favour — but as 
 1 was dubious, from the .complexion of your Bill 
 of Reform, whether you intended to prevent others 
 from profiting by their fkill in the manoeuvres of 
 office, or to take the benefit of it entirely to 
 yourfelf, I gave up the point in defpair, and dc- 
 
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 tcrmined to trouble myfelf no more with any of 
 your pretended plans of reform. ,-; n: /. . , . , [, ,i.t.4 
 
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 My opinion of you as a public political Leader 
 was now lb fixed, that your fubfcquent aftions 
 made a very different impreffion on me to what 
 they did on others. I beheld with a trifling /«r- 
 fri/e your coalition with Lord North, who, in the 
 mi^il of all your opprobrious philippics, I al- 
 ways thought, thc]ioi1e.fteft man of the two— and 1 
 determined in my own mind never to trouble my 
 head in future about what you either faid or did, 
 wh^nan accidental circumftartce, which I cannot 
 avoid mentioning in thjs place, occurred to awak- 
 en fufpieions, which had long before been faintly 
 imprefled ,on my n^ind, and which fubfequent 
 events have fmce very ftrongly confirmed. As 
 this circumftance has ferved me as a clue to unra- 
 yfctthe mydery of f^me part of your late extraor- 
 dinary conduft, and as it may do the fame to fuch 
 of my readers as may itt it in the fame light as I 
 do, I flatter myfelf I fhall be excufed for requcfl- 
 ing their attention to it. •_ ,, . ., . ,._ .. 
 
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 - In the fpring of the year 1784, and during the 
 fitting of Parliament, I happened to be at Bath ; 
 and one day calling on a lady of great and delerv- 
 ed celebrity in the literary world, v/hom I had the 
 honour occafionsilly to y\^\t Jans ceremonies the 
 
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 iifual compliments of the day were ho foonerpaf^ 
 fed, than, with her accuftomcd frank and cafy po- 
 litencfs, fhc aflced me What news ? — To avoid 
 the repetition of be faid, znd Jhe faid, I will give 
 the converfatibn as it pafled, fuppofing the lady t6 
 be y/. and mylelf B, 
 
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 ' jf. Have you read the papers to-day, Sir? B, 
 I have. Madam. -^. Is there any thing particu- 
 lar or extraordinary in them ? B. Nothing very 
 particular. Madam— though there is one faft af- 
 fcx-tet ''Vi''h appears to me extraordinary, becaufe 
 Ihavem heard fuch a thing hinted at in the 
 moft diftant manner before, y^. Pray, Sir, what 
 is it ? B. Why, Madam, feveral of the papers 
 pofitively fay, that Mr. Burke is mad j and that 
 feveral of his late fpceches have been fo wild and 
 incoherent, that his friends tremble for him when- 
 ever he gets up to fpeak. yf. (after a ihortpaufe) 
 I fhall be forry if it proves true j but I fhould not 
 be furprifed at it. B. (with fome eagernefs and 
 furprife) Pray, Madam, how fo ? J. I have long 
 been in habits of intimacy with his neareft con- 
 nexions, and know him very well. He is a man 
 of ftrohg paflions, and of an uncommon irrita- 
 bility of nerves : he has been thwarted and difap- 
 pointed all his life — I mean, his political life ; and 
 what is more, he has been uniformly and continu- 
 ally afting in direft oppofition to his ov/n/eelingSy 
 and to his oy^njprivaU opinions j I can eafily, therefore, 
 
 conceive, 
 
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 Conceive, that fuch a man, as he gets into years, 
 may be fubjeft to fome little derangement in his 
 mental faculties j and as he is now fore from the 
 various baitings he has had both in and out of the 
 Houfe on the fubje6l of the coalition, I fhould by 
 no means be furprifed if there was fome truth in 
 the report. B. You have given me a piece of 
 information, Madam, of which I had no concep- 
 tion : but can you really fuppofe, that Mr. B. 
 was not fincere in his iiipport of the Marquis of 
 Rockingham, and his meafurcs ? ^. I am a- 
 fraid not. B. Don't you fuppofe him to be a 
 (launch Whig? y^. I have great doubts j Mr. 
 B. was educated at the Jefuits College at Sf. 
 Omer's. You know their leading principle is to 
 fide with any party that is likely to put power in 
 their hands. Lord Rockingham having been his 
 firft patron, and having never while in Adminiftra- 
 tion conferred on him any place or penfion that 
 could render him independent of his patronage, 
 feems to have conftrained him to a line of conduct 
 which appears to be direft — but from his vehe- 
 ment and rancorous oppofition to every meafure of 
 indulgence propofcd to be extended to any dcfcrip- 
 tion of Dijfenters except the Roman Catholics, 
 though fupported by his neareft and mofl: inti- 
 , mate friends, has given ftrong reafons to fufpeft 
 that he would adl much more congenially to him- 
 felf with the Tories ; and I have heard it more 
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 rity, that he would have been provided for, and 
 made independent, long ago, if thofe under whom 
 he a6bed could have trufted him as they would 
 have wilhed to do. B. You fcem to fuppofe, 
 then, Madam, that Mr. B. is a fecret favourer of 
 the Roman Catholic Religion I ^. Early impref- 
 fions are not eafily eradicated ; and there have been 
 fame circumftances — — 
 
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 At this moment, company being announced, 
 the converfation broke off — I left Batl\ very foon 
 afterwards, and have never had the pleafure to fee 
 the lady fmce. — The information, however, wasta 
 nie newj and from the fources from which I knew 
 the lady derived it, I thought it important. On 
 leaving her houfe foon after, I went immediately 
 home, and committ^ ' 't to paper. It has enabled 
 me to account for veral of your anions fmce, 
 which otherwife would have puzzled me: and as 
 I fliall have occafion to touch upon thofe in the 
 fequel of this epiftle, I thought it would not be 
 amifs to give my readers that fort of clue which I 
 had fo very accidentally met with. I will, there- 
 fore, now quit the digreflion, and once more ad- 
 vert to the public part of your political courfc. 
 
 There is one part of your boafted fer vices, on 
 which you fcem to value yourfelf moft, which it 
 is by no means ix.y intention to pafs over — but 
 they have occupied fo great a length of time, and 
 
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 your feveral exertions on this fubjcdt have been 
 made at fuch various and diihmt periods, that I 
 have been obliged to confider them as milcclla - 
 neous, and to throw them together the Hrft con- 
 venient opportunity that might occur. In glan- 
 cing my eye this moment over p. 27, your men- 
 tion of them meets my view, and I will therefore 
 take notice of them in this place. Indeed, as they 
 ended, in parliament, at the time of the coalition, 
 I am not very far out of tlie regular order I have 
 endeavoured to purfue. In that page you remark, 
 " that the fervices you are called to account for, 
 are not thofe on which you value yourfelf the 
 moft. If (fay you) I were to call for a reward 
 (which I have never done) it fhould be for 
 thofe in which, f»r fourteen years without in- 
 *' termifllon, I fhewed the moft induftry, and had 
 " the leaft fuccefs ; I mean, in the affairs of India. 
 They are thofe on which I value niyfelf the 
 moft J moft for the importance; moft for the; 
 " labour J moft for the judgment 3 moft for con- 
 " ftancy and perfeverence in the purfuit.'* 
 
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 your conftancy and perfeverence," to obtain any 
 objed on which you have once fet your heart. I do 
 not difpute your " induftry" — but I have fuch an 
 opinion of your "judgment," that I am not at 
 all furprifed at your want of" fuccefs :" — nor can I 
 by any means guefs to whom you could look for 
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 reward in this cafe—the India Company, or the 
 Crown— You have fo alternately fupported the 
 rights of the one againft the interference and con- 
 troul of the other, and vice ver/a, that to which 
 of them (if you were inclined to do fo) you could 
 " apply for reward," Iproteft lam at a lofstoguefs. 
 It is true, indeed, your laft efforts were made, and 
 vigoroufly too, in favour of the Crown — the Com- 
 pany, therefore, it may be prefumed, would not 
 be eager to " reward" youj and unfortunately the 
 Crown would not accept the controul over the 
 Company's affairs on your terms— a back-ftairs in- 
 terview had convinced fome folks that it might be 
 had on more advantageous <>»^j— and I therefore 
 fear your claim of " reward" from that quarter 
 would not be admitted. However, as you " va- 
 lue yourfelf moft" for what you did refpefting 
 " India affairs," I will lay before my readers, to 
 convince them of the verfatility of your genius, 
 a fpecimen of your exertions on each fide of the 
 queftion, and leave them to form their own con- 
 clufions of what your ideas muft be of conjijlency^ 
 veracity J and principle. 
 
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 On the 17th December, 177/, you declared, 
 that you would oppofe any meafure that might 
 prove fubverfive of thofe rights which the Eaft 
 India Company not only enjoyed by charter, but 
 "juhich they had bought j that the learned coun- 
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 *' Company's rights to appoint fupervifors, and fo 
 ably dated to the Houfc the neceflity of luch 
 appointments, as to liave left convidlion on the 
 mind of every gentleman who retained the leaft 
 particle of parliamentary independence, and the 
 leafi regard to national faith. You conjured the 
 " Houfe by all that was either.dear or facred, to 
 <* recoiled the noble intrepidity of their brave an- 
 " ceftors, and how they would have a^eti if any 
 «' minijier in their time had dared to have tukl them, 
 " that the India Company were in a ftate of adlual 
 " bankruptcy, and on the brink of ruin, when he 
 " himfelf was the caufe of it. In fhort, confider- 
 ing that the Government annually received from 
 the Company one million net money, /or ^«- 
 *' tieSi cuflomsj and excije, you thought no bill fhould 
 " be ajfentsd to, which might at all aJf'etJ their re- 
 '* 'venue'' . . ■ .- 
 
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 On the 23d of March, 1772, on the motion for 
 reftraining the India Company from dividing more 
 than fix per cent, on their capital, you faid, 
 " you intended to prove the following propofi- 
 *• tions : ... 
 
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 1. " That the Eafl-InJia Company were not be- 
 
 fore the Houfe. ; . . • ' . 
 
 2. " That if ever they were there, they had been 
 
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 ACQiJisiTioNS, not one Lawyer i with a " rag 
 
 OF A gown upon his BACK, OR A WIG WITH 
 
 ONE TIE," M given it as bis opinion, that the 
 right to thefe pojjeffions was vejiedin the Crown ^ 
 and not in the Company, 
 " That the French Eaft-India Company, un- 
 der a defpotic government, was in a better 
 fituation than the Englifh Eaft-India Com- 
 pany, under a government which pretended 
 to liberty. 
 ** That with refpeft to the mode of condu(?l- 
 ing it, the French Government was angelic^ 
 compared with the Englifh. 
 ** That the very vote then about to pafs, was 
 fuch an infiingement upon chartered rights, 
 as the fpirit of Englifhmen could not brook 5 
 and fuch a violation of the conjlitutiony as 
 might indeed be paralleled, but could not be 
 exceeded in the annals of any country, how 
 defpotic foever." 
 
 Refpefting the French Eaft India Company, 
 you faid, that when they were in a deplorable 
 fituation, the King took their debts upon him- 
 felf, and has fince punftually difcharged them ; 
 that in the worft of times he had permitted them 
 to divide /x'^ per cent* and that he and his mi- 
 
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 niftcrs had a«5led, compared with our K ing and his 
 minifters with refpcdl to their Fall India Com- 
 pany, like angels ; and that the French Faft India 
 Company had flourifhed more in a land of def- 
 potifm, than the Eriglilh Faft India Company 
 had ever done in a hind of boaflcd liberty; but 
 our lihrty confided in boajihig only, and was 
 imaginary. What, faid you, arc you about to 
 do? Are you not going to invade the rights of 
 the Company as invellcd in tliem by charter? 
 Have you fuch an authority by the Conjlitution ? 
 No ! Are you not going to alTume it? Yes !— 
 Are you not going, as my noble friend (Lord J. 
 Cavcndifh) has obferved, to Jeize the executive 
 power, and 'illegally to deprive the Dire£Iors of the 
 Company of their rights ? 
 
 In the years 1780 and 1781, you ftill perfevered 
 with the fame vigorous eloquence and bold afler- 
 tion, to defend the chartered rights of the Company 
 —But, • 
 
 On Monday, December ift, 1783, you feemed 
 to fee things in a different light—" A great deal 
 " (you faid) had been thrown out about the viola- 
 ^' tion of charters and the rights of individuals. 
 «' The bill then before the Houfe you confidered 
 ** as the magna chart a of Indoftan. It was of more 
 " importance than ten charters of the Eaft India 
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 titiuancc of the admiiiiftration of the Company's 
 affairs out of tlic hands of the Court of Direc- 
 tors i andfaiii, after what was pall, and the con- 
 fcquences, fomc of which you had fliortly 
 touched on, it would be an acft of lunacy to con- 
 tinue the government of the territorial acqui- 
 fitions, and the management of the territorial 
 revenues, any longer in the Company's own 
 hands. The Eaft India Company had for- 
 feited their trufts in various inilances j and with 
 what >retence could they talk of the facrcdnefs 
 of chartered rights, who had broke through 
 chartered rights in India in innumerable in- 
 ilances ? You were on your legs more than two 
 hours. As you had been three years employed 
 in ftudioufly endeavouring to make yourf 
 mailer of the fubjedl, and had not during tl*^- 
 time taken up the attention of the Houfe upon 
 the affairs of India, you hoped you ihould be heard 
 with patience while you difcuffed the neccffity 
 of the prcfent bill, and convinced the Houfe, 
 that if they had any regard for the fafety of our 
 territorial acquifitions in India, and the revenues 
 derived from thcn.—any regard for the hap- 
 pinefs and fecurity of our Indian fubje61:s, or 
 any regard for the national intercll and honour, 
 not a moment Ihould be loll in paffing it into a 
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 So much, Sir, for your labours on Kuft-IndiA 
 affairs — Having Hated your public conduct relat- 
 ing to thcmpro and con. I will leave them witluiut 
 any further conuuent : only this, that however me- 
 ritorious and dcfcrving of reward they might be in 
 your own cftimation, they were long overlooked by 
 thofc who at length advifed your remuneration ; 
 and had not certain events, which I Ihall by and 
 by take notice of, intervened, and you taken the 
 part in them which you have fo vehemently done, 
 I believe you might have waited for your penfion 
 till doomfday. 
 
 I cannot, however, entirely quit the fubje<5t 
 without mentioning your chirgcs againft Mr. 
 Haftings. As they were countenanced and fup- 
 ported by a majority of the Houfe of Commons, 
 and have fince undergone a thorough in ve (ligation 
 in an impeachment before the Lords, I fhall fay 
 nothing as to the charges themfelves. I will only 
 call to your mind how necefT ry it is for every man 
 to keep in view that grand and leading moral maxim 
 — " Do unto Gibers as you would they jhould do unto 
 you.'' In the letter to which I now reply, you 
 fay (p. 7.) alluding to your defence of your pen- 
 fion — " I put myfelf on my country. I ought to 
 •* be allowed a realbnable freedom, becaufe I Hand 
 " on my deliverance j and no culprit ought to 
 " plead in irons." True, Sir i and there is ano~ 
 ther maxim in the law of England, which fays, 
 
 H *' that 
 
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 " that every man charged with a crime is to be ac- 
 " counted innccent, until he is convicted of the 
 " fame." A golden rule, and ought never to be 
 departed from. But in your condud of the 
 charges as one of the managers, you loft fight of 
 it altogether j you loaded that great, but unfortu- 
 nate and much-injured gentleman, with'thc black- 
 eft ana moft virulent abufe that malevolence could 
 fuggeft, the imagination conceive, and the tongue 
 convey? — you painted him, and you treated him, 
 not as if he was " on his deliver ance^*^ but as if he 
 were a(5tually 'proved to be the moft atrocious crimi- 
 nal that ever exifted. And after all ut was ac- 
 quitted by the highcft tribunal in the kingdom, 
 and the greateft part of the nation fympathized 
 with him in the joyful, and to him honout-able 
 event. I have no intention to pay any compli- 
 ment to Mr. Haftings in this place, ar your ex- 
 pence — He needs it not — ihe many late honour- 
 able and grateful teftimonies cf the approbation 
 of his employers, by the payment of his law ex- 
 pences incurred by the impeachment, the remu- 
 neration of hio fervices by a moft liberal annuity, 
 &c. &c. fpeak more emphatically in his favour, 
 than any feeble praifes in the powtr of my pen to 
 bellow. I only take notice of it to ftiew that you 
 ought '' to mete to others out of the fame meafurc 
 from which you would wiih to have meted to your- 
 Idlf :" and if, therefore, in the courfe of this re- 
 ply, I fliould ufe any terms of afperity wiiich you 
 
 mar 
 
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 may think too fevere, I refer you fo the fituation 
 of Mr. Haftings j and, if ever you 'ind any of your 
 feeling, hurt, though it fhould be only your vaniiy, 
 requefl you to recoUec!:!;, that you have in that in- 
 Ilance, as well as many others more recent, fet the 
 example — and defiie you to remember him. 
 
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 We now come to a molt important period in- 
 deed, not only in itfelf and its confequences, but 
 alfo frr.i^i the very aftive, and I may fay principal 
 pare you have played in it : In which you appear 
 to have aSfed in your true chara^er — to liave fpoken 
 the genuine fentiments of your heart, without even 
 the thinned veil or the fmalleft particle of referve : 
 In which you have totally either forgotten or re- 
 canted all the great leading political opinions of 
 the former part ofyour life— and, not fatislied with 
 all this, adopted others diametricall) oppofite to 
 themi and in the fhort and fleeting fpace of four 
 or five little years, have a6led upon them with a 
 facility, a fpirit, and an energy, as if you had im- 
 bibed them with your alphabet, and praftifed themi 
 invariably, through every advancement of increaf- 
 ing knowledge, from that moment to the prefent. 
 
 You have quitted alfo— it is wonderful to tell- 
 but it is not more flrange than true— the earlieft 
 friends, companions, and fellow travellers in your 
 political journey — men by whofe fide you invaria- 
 bly coincided in c nnion, and maintained the ardent 
 
 H 2 combat 
 
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 ,combat of political and legiQativc warfare for many 
 a year— men, among whom, though one was e- 
 fleemed the Nestor-— another theAjAX — a third 
 the Ulysses — and the fourth the Achilles— jo« 
 were generally allowed to be the Cicero of the 
 Phalanx— men of whom you fpeak in your letter 
 as " of high place in the community,** and of whom, 
 fpeaking of an earlier period than I am nowallu 
 ding to, you fay — " It is fome confolation to 
 *' me, in the cheerlefs gloom which darkens the 
 ** evening of my life, that with them I commenced 
 " my political career, and never for a moment, in 
 " reality, nor in appearance, for any length of time 
 " was feparated from their good wilhes and good 
 " opinion.'* 
 
 *' Chearlefs gloom" indeed ! And how came you 
 at laft to feparate from them ? — Let the French re- 
 volution tell — let your pen/ton declare. If your 
 opinions on the principles oUiberty had been always 
 ftncere — the French revolution could never have in- 
 fpired you with different fentiments to thofe which 
 animated the bofoms of your beft friends on the 
 fame event taking place. You would have re- 
 joiced in the refledion, that 25 millions of human 
 beings, after a feriesof feveral centuries ofoppref- 
 five, bloody, and vindidive tyranny, had at length 
 er ^ncipated themfelves from the voracious jaws 
 Oi 1 devouring defpotifm, and fliivered their tre- 
 mendous Ihtickles againft the heads of their op- 
 
 preflbrs. 
 
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 preffors. Your eye would have fparkled with * 
 joy, and your bofom heaved in tranfport, at the idea 
 of the gigantic evil of which they had rid them- 
 felves. Is it poflible to conceive that a fincere 
 friend to liberty in England could have one ferious 
 apprehenfion on his own account becaufe the 
 French people had obtained their freedom ? It is 
 an abfurdity in terms that docs not merit a mo- 
 ment's confideration. 
 
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 How then are we to account for your fo fuel- 
 ^tn defedion from the party you had fo long la- 
 boured with in the fame vineyard, and enlifting 
 yourfclf on the oppofite fide of the queftion ? — I fee 
 but one way to anfwer this, and that is, that you 
 were ntvtx fincere in your original profeflions, but 
 only waited a proper opportunity to throw your- 
 felf with effeft into the oppofite fcale. And lo ! 
 there is one moft irrefiftably prefents itfelf To 
 Jecure their political liberty, th' French faw no way 
 that was in any degree likely to fucceed but by re- 
 ducing within certain limits the power of the 
 church— and to this they feduloufly and efTeiflually 
 applied themfelves— they attacked and overturned 
 the power and ufurpationof the Behemoth, vlio 
 held them in a more dreadful fubjedion, and ruled 
 them with a rod of iron more difficult to be broken, 
 than all the combined powers of their temporal ty 
 rants, manifold and imperious as they were. They 
 threw off the yoke which had fo long domineered 
 
 over 
 
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 over their minds as well as their bodies— they rejec- 
 ted the fupremacy of the Pope, and aboliflied the 
 jurifdiftion of hisapoftolic vicars — They humbled 
 the pride, and reduced the fwollen and overgrown 
 revenues of the bifhops and fuperior clergy, who 
 did nothing at alii and divided it more equally a- 
 niong the inferior orders, who had all the fpiritual 
 labour devolved on their fhoulders, and were 
 fcarcely able to obtain for themfelves and families 
 the mcejfaries of life, from the ftipends they for- 
 merly enjoyed. 
 
 Be pleafed to obferve, Sir, I am only relating 
 fafts— and I will not refort to more of thefe than is 
 neceffary to elucidate my fubjeft. In a word, the 
 the power of his holinefs the Pope was overturned 
 completely in France, and 
 , , " Hinc illae lacrymae." , ,- 
 
 In a fhort time after, your " RefleSfions on the 
 French Revolution*' appeared ; and it is needle fs for 
 me to mention with what unparalleled virulence you 
 attacked it in all its parts. It is not my intention 
 to dwell upon the fubjedl further than to obferve, 
 that great care was taken by you, in that publica- 
 tion, to alarm the minds of the Nobility, and Com- 
 moners of fortune, in this country, that as the fupe- 
 rior orders and privileges were aboliflied in France, 
 if great care were not taken, the fame game would 
 inevitably be played over again in this country. 
 An alarm artfully ipread, and at a proper feafon, 
 
 is 
 
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 is but too apt to take an extenfive efFecl j and, I 
 am forry to fay, it did fo h' :e: the arijiocracy 
 very generally fell into the fnare : parties who 
 had before been as oppofite in their natures and 
 qualities as oil and vinegar, were ft ?n to mix and 
 blend together moft cordially j and before the fer- 
 ment which occafioned this was allowed to fubfide, 
 almoft all the grand bulwarks and barriers of the 
 Conftitution were cither overleaped or laid pro- 
 ftrate. : 
 
 A WAR was necejjaryy to anfwer and forward the 
 projedts and purpofes of certian individuals. To 
 extend the alarm, and give it as many ramifica- 
 tions as poffible, was now the plan : the friends to 
 reform were one and all cicnominated republicans and 
 levellers ; and thefe terms were ultimately French- 
 ified into Jacobins. Societies for the proteftion 
 of " property and liberty," as Iz was termed by 
 their promoters, were attempted to be inftituted 
 in every part of the kingdom— headed by men who 
 clearly evinced by their every progreflive ftep, 
 that they wiilied to eftablifh dejptijm under 
 pretence of avoiding anarthy. But all this 
 was not fufficient : Pamphlet was oppofed 
 againft pamphlet— fociety againft fociety : the 
 fcales were nearly equally poifed : and the ma- 
 jority of t)ie people feemed by no means ripe 
 for encountering the heavy and inevitable expenccs 
 of a war. 
 
 In order, therefore, to introduce this bloody and 
 
 expenfive trag«dy with better cffc6l, it was thought 
 
 advif- 
 
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 advifeable to precede it with a ferious prckide on 
 the theatre of St. Stephen's, dating the neceffity 
 zndjujiice of it — the danger of longer poftponing 
 it, and the moft pofitive aflurances that it would 
 laft only one year. The prelude was feveral times 
 performed with great efFcdt before tolerable full 
 houfes J the intereft and importance of the fub- 
 jed drew thither feveral who were not in conrtant 
 habits of attending fuch exhibitions; and thole 
 .who could not gain admiflion were obliged to con- 
 tent themfelves with fuch of the prominent fpeeches 
 as were detailed in the daily prints, and the feve- 
 ral comments and criticifms thereon. In thefe 
 the management of the fcene was highly extolled : 
 two very celebrated aftors alternately reprefented 
 the bowl*y which decorum forbade the introduction 
 of in reality iand you, Sir, it is univerfally allowed, 
 brandifhed the dagger with a grace and dexterity 
 never before equalled. At length the refolution 
 was taken — the prelude was withdrawn™ the tra- 
 gedy was declared to be ready for reprefentation. 
 — Heralds were difpatched abroad to proclaim it 
 and in a few fhort weeks, " Bellum! horridum 
 Bellum /" refounded from Ihoi-e to ihore. 
 
 We are now. Sir, I believe, arrived pretty near 
 the period when the idea firft fuggefted itfelf to cer- 
 tain perfons, that your many eminent fervices 
 lately performed, merited fome "reward." Places 
 
 • The contents of which had fent them rteling to dif- 
 charge their important duties in that Theatre. 
 
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 there were none j— thofe of your quondam aflc- 
 ciates whom you had alarmed into the determina- 
 tion of deferting, like yourfclf, all the principles 
 on which they had plumed and prided themfclves 
 from their entrance into life ; which had heredita- 
 rily defcended to fome of them with their titles 
 and eftates, through a long line of anceftry ; and 
 with thofe principles to tear themfelves from the 
 neareft and deareft friends of their early life, in or- 
 der to coalefce with men whom they had repeatedly 
 declared enemies to the con/iifu/ion-—eT\cinks to 
 the intereftifaithy and honour of the nation— un- 
 worthy of their confidence, or that of any one clfe 
 —I fay. Sir, of places, thofe your brother apojlafes 
 had filled up all which could be fpared from the 
 family compaSi^ A penjionj therefore, was the only 
 remuneration at that time in their nower to offer 
 —and a'penfion, let me tell you. Sir, is, in the 
 opinion of many men as well as yourfclf, a very 
 pretty thing— to confolc a man " in die cheer- 
 Icfs gloom which darkens the evening of his 
 life," when he looks around in vain for " thofe 
 men of high place in the community," with whom 
 " he commenced his political career," and enjoyed 
 the brightnefs of its noon, but from whom he has 
 as cffe6lually feparated himfelf, as if he had al- 
 ready taken his departure to 
 
 " That undifcovered country, from whofe bourne 
 ** No traveller returns." 
 
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 At length, then, wc are arrived at the period 
 when the pcnfion is not only bedewed but avowed. 
 Curiofity is on tiptoe to know the amount — and, on 
 inquiry, it is found to exceed beyond all reafonable 
 meafurc the higheft fum allowed as the extent of 
 a penfion, by that very Aft of Parliannent which 
 goes by the name of " Mr. Burke's Bill of 
 Reform'* — and of which you have made fo many 
 vain and Idle boafts. In the courfe of attending his 
 duty in the Houfc of Peers, the Duke of Bedford, 
 in mentioning the deplorable ftate of the finances, 
 and the profufc expenditure of the trcafures of the 
 Nation, adverts to this penfionof your's as far' ex- 
 ceeding the bounds of oeconomy and moderation. 
 This roufes you in the midft oi your jiretended k- 
 clufion from the world ; and produces a letter to 
 fome noble Lord or other j but whether he re fides 
 on earth, in air, or fea or ficies, we are left to guefs ; 
 however it is no matter — we have got by it what 
 you call a defence of your penfion— and if you had 
 addrcfled it to your barber it would have done jufi: 
 as well. I dare fay he is fome fuch honeft facetious 
 fellow as my Lord Mayor's, and perhaps, if the 
 truth was known, might have given you the fame 
 ■ early intimation of the grant of your 'penfion, as the 
 TG7ifor of his Lordfliip did of his fmallyZ/Vtf of the 
 
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 Loan. 
 
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 Had you confined yourfclf to mere Billingfgate 
 abufc of the Duke of Bedford, or even his innocent 
 
 anceftors. 
 
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 anceftors, who never could perfofjalfy have offended 
 you in the exercife o{ their duty—it might prcperly 
 have been matter of filcnt contempt in his Grace, 
 and of laughter to your readers, at feeing tl^.e petu- 
 lant irrafcibility of one who calls himfelf " a dejclaie 
 eld man.'* But the rancour and malignity of your 
 intention ap})ear fo plain from the firll page to the 
 end of it, that it is evident, the defence of your pen- 
 fion is a mere (lalking hoife to cover a bafe aflafTi- 
 nating attack on one of the moft amiable and vir- 
 tuous ciiarac^lers in the kingdom, -v) . , r 
 
 the 
 
 rs, 
 
 I have already apologized to his Grace for the 
 mention I may make of his name. I have no 
 authority to do fo— but I claim a right which I 
 am determined to exercife, though I fhould be 
 forry to offend him in fo doing ; inafmuch as every 
 individual is deeply intereftcd in the prefervation 
 of the fame, the honour, and the welfare of an /"/- 
 lujirious and indctendent Senator. Hail to the ge- 
 nius of Hen rv the Eighth, I fay, and his " im- 
 moderate grants," as you call them, " to hisGrace's 
 firft anceftor :" — they were not the mere impulfes 
 of caprice from " a tyrant to his favourite," as 
 you are pleafed to r^nk them. I rather view 
 them as the rich and diftinguiiliing gifts of an all- 
 feeing and all powerful Ruler, who, for his own wife 
 and infcrutable ends and purpofcs, having thought 
 proper, for a time, to countenance one of thofe 
 fcourges of mankind, called a tyrant— -in his be- 
 
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 neficent 
 
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 neficcnt mercy, infufcd into his heart to bcftow on 
 the founder of an iilulbious family, fuch a portion 
 of the Crown lands, xs fliould operate and fcrvc, 
 in the hands of hivs virtuous defccndants, us a 
 mound to check the pride and ftop the flagitious 
 progrcfs of tyrants in future. 
 
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 I appeal to the annals of the Englifh hiftory, In 
 fupportandjullificationof my idea. The pure pa- 
 triotic blood of the illuilrious Russeli,, Hied by 
 the hand of a fubfequent Tyrant, is flrong in its 
 behalf, as " proof of Holy Writ." The pla- 
 cidity of his countenance, both before his murderous 
 execution, and after, when, with favagc cruelty, 
 it was, ^s the law dire^s, held up to public view ; 
 the fight of the bl.ocd of that great and good man 
 trickling from the fcaffold, firft roufed the torpid 
 feelings of" a dcbafcd and degenerate people j" and 
 from his allies rofe a flame, the brightncfs of which 
 lighted the rifing patriots of that day through the 
 dark and dangerous paths they had to tread in 
 their courfe towards the glorious Revolution which 
 took place in 1688. Since that memorable period, 
 the illuftrious Houfe of Russell have invariably 
 fupported the fame glorious principles of freedom 
 for which their anceftor bled j and I have not the 
 fmalleft doubt but that the great majority of the 
 people of this country, will give the prcfent noble 
 inheritor of the title full credit for pofle fling all the 
 
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 invaluable virtues of his forefathers, till by fome ad 
 -»f hisowri he (hall prove the contrary. . » ^ 
 
 Your attack upon his Grace, it is mod clear, is 
 intended to cut like a two-edged fword, both 
 ways. By the liril you wilh to infmu.itc into the 
 minds of the people a jcaloufy of ifj/'w— -and by the 
 fecond, to make liis Grace dijh'itjlful o{ his country ■ 
 men. In the very rtrft page you couple liis naiuc 
 with thatof the Dukcof C)rleans, wliom you have 
 held out as a principal agent of the French revo- 
 lution—thereby meaning to infmuate a fimilarity 
 of difpofition in two of the richell fubjeds in their 
 refpedlive countries. You fliortly afterwards fay— - 
 " It would be abfurd in me to range myfelf on 
 the fide of the Duke of Bedford and the Correfpond- 
 ing fociety"— thereby infinuating that the Duke 
 of Bedford is either a member of, or fomehow or 
 other conne<5led with that fociety— and fliortly 
 after you have the aiTurance, on the merejauthority 
 of your own impudent afTertion, to accufe them 
 of being revolutionifts. • 
 
 As to his Grace, it is evident from your own 
 iii^wing " that you have not the honour of his per- 
 fonal acquaintance"— a clear proof he did not 
 deem you worthy of it, orhe without doubt might 
 have enjoyed it long ago— and as to the Corre- 
 fponding fociety, you may make yourfelf perfeflly 
 eafy-— they would not fuffer any fuch perfonage 
 " to range himfelf on their fide,"with their know- 
 
 if.;. 
 
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 lejgc anJ'confcnt— It is a rule of the focicty, that 
 each candidate fliall, before he is admitted a mem- 
 ber, bring an honcji man who is known to them to 
 vouch for his charaflcr- --Indeed, Sir, your range, 
 if you nude it, would be in vain. As to his Grace's 
 connexion with the fociety, I believe it is \nreality 
 as much as your own, and no more---IIi.s Grace's 
 opinion of the views of the fociety I only know 
 from his public declaration? in Parliament. The 
 fociety 's opinion of his Grace 1 believe to be as 
 favourable and refpeilful as his numerous good 
 
 qualities fo abundantly deferve. 
 
 _ ' ■ 
 
 Of his peifonal virtues, even you, Sir, feem to 
 
 be fo thoroughly perfuaded, that you dare not ven- 
 ture to attack, himfelf, and are therefore obliged 
 to go back for centuries " to vex the fepulchre," 
 and endeavour, to tarnifh the honour of his anccftor 
 in his Ihroud. But you fail even there. You with 
 to reduce his Grace's anceftor to a level with your- 
 fclf— ;-and to raifeyour paltry penfionto an equi- 
 valent value with his " incredible grants" (as you 
 call them) from the Crown : forgetting, either will- 
 fully or ignorantly, that the one was an eftate in 
 fee-fimple to his heirs— the other a mere gratuity 
 for life to the party obtaining it. You fay, his 
 Grace's anceftor was a Penftoner as well as you— 
 This alfo I deny— he was a grantee of the Crown, 
 of Crown lands to him and his heirs for ever ; 
 which lands, no matter bow aquiredj were, at the 
 time of the grant, the undoubted, a^tcil fnperty 
 
 of 
 
( 63 ) 
 
 of the Grantor, as much as the Crown itfclf was ; 
 for by the fame right that he poflc fled one, he held 
 the other. You arc the grantee of a pcnfion for 
 life, or perhaps lives ^ iflliing not out of the pocket 
 of the grantor, but out of the pockets of an in- 
 duitrious and impoveriflicd people. 1 do not deny 
 that his prefent Majefty has as good a right by tlie 
 laws of the land to gram your p( nfion, as Henry 
 "^^III. had to grant his Crown lands— he certainly 
 has that right— -and beyond that, the comparifon 
 holds no farther. His Grace is not, as you fay, " a 
 young man with old pcnfions,"— though you arc 
 certainly ** an old man with a very young penfion,'* 
 or pcnfions, if you have them. ''» ;' 
 
 t( 
 
 ilS 
 
 in. 
 
 \ty 
 
 Why will his Grace," you fay, (p. 39,) " by 
 attacking me, force me reluftantly to compare my 
 little merit with that which obtained from the 
 Crown thofe prodigies of profufe donation, by 
 which he tramples on the mediocrity of humble 
 and laborious individuals." One would think 
 Tome Daemon of pcrverfion was fitting at your el- 
 bow, and hoodwinked your underftanding, or 
 you never could advance fuch palpable incongrui- 
 ties and mifreprefentations. In the firft place, 
 I deny that his Grace did " attack you." In mea- 
 ti >ning your penfion, he only attacked adminiftra- 
 tion for their lavifli difiribution of the public mo- 
 ney, in an hour of the ,decpeft and wideft ational 
 dllhefs. His Grace, nor any one elfe, could ever 
 mean to convey acenfurc upon you, for accepting 
 
 what 
 
( 64 ) 
 
 what had been given. He might not lee fo clear as 
 you fcem to do, that you " merited that and more ;" 
 but it was an attack on the minifter, which his duty 
 as a lord of Parliament fuggefted to him to make, 
 and not on you. • . < 
 
 As to his " trampling on the mediocrity of hum- 
 ble and laborious individuals," I believe no man 
 ■was ever more undeferving of fuch a charge. I 
 have already declared, as you have, that I have not 
 the honour to be perfonally acquainted with his 
 Grace— but that is not neceflary to know the cha- 
 ra6^er of a man in his elevated ftation in fuch 
 points as that. There h too much envy and ma- 
 lignity in the world to dart tii'^ir envenom 'd fhafts 
 at fuch high and noble game, if he could even for 
 one moment give them occalion. One folitary 
 inftance of fuch a bafe ufe of fuperior fortune 
 would damn his fair fame for ever, and plant a cor- 
 roding fling in his bofom-— which all " the ocean 
 of the royal bounty" in which you fay " he plays 
 and^ folics," could never aflfuage or compenfate. 
 Fie, fie ^intemperate and indifcriminate railer ! He 
 is as farfrom fuch a charai^er as " thou from Her- 
 cules." I have made an enquiry of a lady who was 
 born at Wooburn, and who has had opportunities 
 of feeing his Grace from his earlieft infancy ; and 
 from her information I learn, that "the fuavity and 
 urbanity of his manners can only be furpafled by 
 the opennefs and philanthropy of his heart, and that 
 his eafy and unaffeded politenefs reflcft a luftre on 
 
 his h:gh and diftinguifhed rank. 
 
 But 
 
' ( «i ) 
 
 But to return back to his Grace's anceftor ; for, 
 much as you undervalue him, Sir, I by no means 
 fee any reafon to turn my back upon him. As 
 you have raked up his aflies, I am determined to 
 fee how they will bear the fifting. In page 41, 
 you tell us, '* The firft peer of the name, the firft 
 ** purchafer of the grants, was a Mr. Ruffel, a 
 " perfon of an ancient gentleman's family," fwell, 
 I am glad you allow that) '' raifed by being a mi- 
 " nion of Henry the Eighth." As to the minion 
 we have only alfertion ; but to proceed— 
 
 " As there generally is fotne refemblance of cha- 
 " rav!ler to create thefe relation*^, thc/avountewa.s in 
 ♦* all likelihood much fuch another as his majler.'* 
 Why fo, my good Sir ? — Do you call this logical 
 or fair rcafoning, to draw your inferences from 
 likelihood, when you are about to flur the charac- 
 ter of a man who has been dead upwards of two 
 centuries ? Let us try the matter a little clofer. 
 Bifliop Cranmer Vvas a very great /^wm.v of 
 this fame Henry the Eighth ; and yet, I believe, 
 that evenyoii. Sir, will not venture to liiy, that he 
 was ir any refpedl like his mafter ; on the con- 
 trary, he checked him in feveral inflances, when 
 no one elfe durft even hint an oppofition to his 
 brutal and overbearing will. And pray. Sir, why 
 might not this be the cafe with Mr. RulRl ? 
 If you havo no authority to vouch that he was 
 like his mu-ter but likelihood of analogy, you 
 
 K ought 
 
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 x ■. , ■ 
 
 ' if 
 
 ( 66 ) 
 
 ought to blufh at having made the fuppofition : if 
 you have any fuch autliority, you ought, in juftice 
 to your readers, to have produced it, to enable 
 them to form their opinion onjuft and fair grounds. 
 
 (( 
 
 The firft of thefe immoderate grants was not 
 " taken from the ancient demefne of the Crown, 
 ** but from the recent confifcation of the anci^at 
 '* nobihty of the land." Pray, Sir, what do you 
 mean by the ancient demefne of the Crown, and 
 the ancient nobility of the land ? Was not all the 
 ancient demefne of the Crown, at the time of the 
 landing of William the Norman, taken from our 
 Saxon anceflors by cotifiJcatioHy profcription, and 
 executions^ bloody as the bloodied of Henry the 
 Eighth ? Did not the land at that period flow 
 with rivers of blood ? And fuch blood ! — Oh 
 ftiame! where is thybluflb ? — Was not the ancient 
 demefne of the Crown, then in the reign of 
 Henry the Eighth, the fame which the Norman 
 Baftard ufurped from the heirs of the Confeflbr ? 
 Did not the anceflors of the ancient nobility, in 
 the reign of Henry the Eighth, acquire their ef- 
 tates by confifcation? "What fort of fluff are 
 " your dreams made of," when you produce this 
 by way of argument ? If you wanted to throw 
 an odium on his Grace of Bedford's original title 
 to his eflates, you have aimed the fame blow at 
 the cflates and titles of all the ancient nobility in 
 the kingdom, and even on the Crown lands them- 
 
 felves. 
 
. i 67 ). 
 
 fdvc5. You talk of revolution! (Is j — if thereareany 
 fuch, which I do not believe, could the bittereft 
 enemy to the prefent order of things have given 
 them a more feafible argument on which to ad- 
 vance ? For heaven's fake, leave off writing upon 
 politics: count your heads sindisLy your prayers, and 
 prepare yourfclf for a better Hate ; you appear to 
 forget the rcgularorder of this. 
 
 ** The lion, having fucked the blood of his 
 " prey, threw the offal carcafe to the jack all 
 " in waiting." I fuppofe we are to underftand 
 by this, that the penfion or grant was the offal 
 carcafe, and the punfioner the jackall. I can 
 draw a logi: ' ; ^dudlion from this : All penjioners 
 are jackalls.'-'i^ilmuhd Burke is a penjioner : Ergo, 
 Edmund Burke is a, jackall. Really, Sir, you 
 have made very pretty company of yourfelf. 
 
 »■, 
 
 i( 
 
 This worthy favourite's firft grant was from 
 *' the lay nobility. The fecond, infinitely mi- 
 ** proving on the enormity of the firft, was irom 
 ** the plunder of the church." " Aye, there's 
 " the rub" — there's the *' enormity " of Mr. 
 Ru^eW. -^Tbe plunder of the church! Oh facrilege ! 
 —But pray, Sir, What church zvas this f — The 
 church of Rome. — Oh damnable herefy ! Here 
 the cloven foot once more appears. You, Sir, 
 are as fubjed to the prejudices of education as 
 i5ther men, I am fure you need not be told 
 
 Yk,% what 
 
 
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 what was the grand teft Lycurgus u^ed for 
 demonftrating the force of it, by bringing two 
 whelps out of the fame bitch, differently brought 
 up: ar.d I'liicing before them a greafy c^i/h and a 
 live hare. The one that had been bred to hunt- 
 ing, immediately ran after the game ; while the 
 .other, whofe kennel and fchool had been a 
 kitchen, prefently fell to licking the' platter. 
 You diredtly charge the anceftor of the Duke cf 
 Bedf(jrd with being a ciiurch robber. I will thus 
 far ad Hi it j he was one, with the majority of the 
 nation, that would not fubmit to be educated in 
 the trammels and hallowed corruptions of papal 
 policy, with all its appendages of cheat and dclu- 
 fion — ftrait-laced fubmiflion— marts of indul- 
 gence — ir'aikets of fupcrftition, cankerous blotches 
 and excrefcinces. They had juft learned to 
 laugh at int^rditls and fufpenJionSf denunciations , ag- 
 gravations, excommuniciltons^ and thundering bulls, 
 which for fo many centuries hsidjeeced them even 
 to the confijeation of their laft (hilling. It is ad- 
 mitted, I fay, that they had not then the fear of 
 toe-kijfing HOLINESS before their eyes ; and tho* 
 I cannot admit fo rude a word as rob, I will own, 
 they certainly did lejjen and ciu off St. Peter's 
 
 PATRIMONY. ■ ... 
 
 " In truth, his Grace is fomewhat excufablc 
 " for his diilike to a grant of mine, not only in 
 ** its quantity, but in its kind, fo different from 
 
 hij 
 
 tx,. I- -•Tannmimfm 
 
{ 69 ) 
 
 *• his own.** I can fee no ** excufe ** for his 
 Grace's dijlike of your grant, but the candid one 
 which he gave when he mentioned it, which I 
 have dated before, viz. " that in a time of deep 
 national diflrcfs, like the prefent, be regarded 
 the enormous amount of it as a profufe expendi- 
 ture of the public money." — In any other refpedt 
 it is impoflibie to conceive he could entertain 
 the lead diflike to it : for I have no doubt he 
 would have adtcd in the fame manner, let the 
 grant have been conferred on whomfoever it 
 might. 
 
 " " Mine was from a mild and benevolent fove- 
 " reign ; his from Henry the Eighth." — Mild and 
 benevolent, indeed, Mr. Burke ! but you did 
 not always thus exprefs yourfelf ia thofe terms. 
 There was a time, and that time is flill frelh in 
 the memory of moft men in the nation, when, 
 to ufe your own language as applied to yourfelf-— 
 there was inded a time when " the ftorm had not 
 gone over," but lay heavy on your royal mafter, 
 *' when he lay like one of thofe old oaks which 
 the hurricane had fcattered around him, flripped 
 of all his honours, torn up by the roots, and 
 proftrate on the earth," — when he was ^^ JJjorn 
 indeed! and to the very quick," — when the dif- 
 penfmg hand of an all-wise and all-merci- 
 ful Providence had vifited him with the mofl; 
 affli<Sillg difeafe and infirmity s ,when every heart 
 
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 i^ -I 
 i 
 
 .. *■ 
 
 II 
 
 
 
 If 
 
 ( 70 ) 
 
 in the kingdom, fave one^ throbbed with forrow- 
 fiil and fympathetic impulfe for his unfortunate 
 fituation j at that awful moment of the deepeft 
 domeftic woe, regardlefs of the feelings of his 
 numerous and afFedionate family, dead to every 
 •fentiment of Charity^ of P/Vy, or Humanity, you 
 appeared in your plac^'in a certain aflembly, and, 
 with all the favage cruelty and brutality of a 
 fiend, exultingly exclaimed, that " the Al- 
 ** MIGHTY, in his vengeance, had hurled him 
 /* from his throne." Gracious God! "Can 
 ** there be fuch men, and have they peace of 
 ** mind ? " — *' To a nunnery go—to a nunnery 
 
 <<c 
 
 go— go-go 
 
 .] 
 
 It pleafed, however, the fame omnipotent Be- 
 ing, who has the difpofal of all events in his 
 hands, Jto commiicrate his melancholy fituation; 
 to pour the healing balm into his wounds, and 
 to comfort and make whole his broken fpirit. 
 He unexpectedly and almofl miraculoufly reco- 
 vered, to the unbounded and univerfal joy of a 
 brave, a. generous, and a loyal people. He reco- 
 vered to exercife the firft attribute of his Lord 
 and Saviour, Kht forghencfs oi injury. He is now, 
 even \n your eye, " a mild and benevolent fove- 
 " reign." He is indeed! How wonderfully can 
 a penjion foften and dulcify the acrimony of the 
 moft " accidulous" difpofition ! 
 
 It 
 
 
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( yi ) 
 
 It was my intention here to have quitted the 
 Tubjeft of the Duke of Bedford's anceftor, as I 
 perceive nothing that follows, the authority of 
 which docs not depend upon yourown modeft af- 
 fertion, and the burthen of which is the diffident 
 comparifon you make between ^o«r merits and 
 his ; refpedling all which I think, and doubt not, 
 the impartial and candid reader has by this time 
 pretty well formed his judgment. But looking 
 back a few pages, I perceive one particular paf- 
 fage that had before efcaped me, and which, in 
 point of modefty and liberality of fentiment, out- 
 does even your ufual outdoings. 
 
 In p. 38, you fay — " In private life, I have not 
 *' at all the honor of acquaintance with 
 " the noble Duke. But I ought to prefume, 
 " and it cofts me nothing to do fo, that he abund- 
 " antly deferves the efteem and love of all who 
 " live with him. But as to public fervice, why 
 " truly it would not be more ridiculous for me 
 " to compare myfelf in rank, in fortune, in 
 «* fplendid defcent, in youth, ftrength or figure, 
 " with the Duke of Bedford, than to make a pa- 
 " rallel between his fervices, and my attempts to 
 " be ufeful to my country." I fliould think. 
 Sir, it would not be fair to fet againft ^^ fervice s^'' 
 " attempts to be ufeful." — But fuppofing it was be- 
 tween p«r " fervices'* and his — If you have really 
 performed any fervices, it cannot be fuppofed 
 
 . that 
 
! 
 
 .t 
 
 <C 
 
 «( 
 
 that his Grace's HiQuld be equal to your'sin number, 
 as he has not lived half your years — but the pro- 
 mifc he has given by the early difplay of abilities 
 but feldom equalled inperfons of his Grace's age, 
 are very ftrong proofs indeed, that his years, 
 though " few," have not, as you are plcafed 
 to couple the words, been ** idle." — In boqft" 
 jng, he is by no means your equal — but in per- 
 formance, I have every reafon toprefage that his 
 real ^* fervkes'* will fir furpafs all your " at- 
 tempts," as you very j jftly ftylc them. 
 
 After this, you add, "It would not be grofs adu- 
 lation, but uncivil irony, to fay, that he has any 
 public merit of his own to keep alive the idea 
 ** of the fcrvices by which his vaft landed pen- 
 ** fions were obtained." I think, when the candid 
 reader feriouily perufes the above, and confiders it 
 for a moment, he will allow, that more confum- 
 mate vanity, more infolentboafting, more ungen- 
 tlemanlikc behaviour, and faife aflertion, never 
 were huddled together into the fmall fpaceof four 
 lines. I have feen fo much of your determination 
 to (lick at nothing, right or wrong, to carry your 
 point, that I fliall henceforward ceafe to wonder 
 at any thing you do or fay. The Duke^of Bed- 
 ford's " merits'* fpeak fufhciently for themfelves, 
 without the aid of a trumpeter : Your's once. Sir, 
 did the fame ; and there needs no flronger proof 
 of their being niofl lamentably in their wain, than 
 that your own dear felf Ihould be obliged to ftand 
 
 forward 
 
( 73 ) 
 
 forward to toll their paflfing knell. It is only ne- 
 cellary for me to call tu the rccolledionof my read- 
 ers, his Grace's firfl I'pccch in Parliament, to fet 
 this matter in the cLarcd point of view. It was 
 not fludicil and written in the clofet, and after- 
 wards ^>'>/ by hearty as is the cafe with many of our 
 Parliamentary or.itors. — No, Sir, it was a reply j 
 and that in anlwer to two of the mo(l//</'//t', and by 
 no means the moft inelegant reafoncrs, in the Up- 
 per Hou.'b — Peers who were hackneyed in the 
 ways of men, and the wiles of politics : one of 
 them had particularly d.ftinguh'hed himfclf botn 
 for literary abilities and diplomatic excellence. 
 To encounter two fuch champions, and that wiih 
 fuch decided fuperiority of eloquence and argu- 
 ment as to bear away the palm from them in the 
 moft undeniable manner, was a proof of public 
 " merit," or ratlicr a public proof of merit, and a 
 ready difplay of talents, wlilcli would not have 
 dif2:raced i\\Q. fnblime 2iW<X beautiful 'm\'izm\z eflavs 
 of even the pre-eminent Edmund Barke. It is 
 true, his Grace's talents were alwaysundera chec*; 
 andcontroulof that diilldcincc and modeily whic:\ 
 never fail to attend real merit aad ability^ bui 
 which you. Sir, were never troubled with. Educa- 
 ted from your infancy to play tlie part of a Loya- 
 LA, you were early taugiit that there was nothing 
 fo difgraceful as being defeated in obtaining the 
 point you aimed at, be it what it might. Trained, 
 like a Sivifs, to combat only for pay, you darted 
 
 L your 
 
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 ij' 
 
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 ( 74 ) 
 
 your fcruthil/ing glances arouTJ ; and tin* plianT , 
 eafy Nobleman, whole vanltv or ambition fe- 
 cJucc'd him to ] ut l.imfclf at tlic head ola party, 
 but wlio w.'nt-'.l a mouth-piece in the Houfe of 
 Cominons, to lay what cither nature or dcfedive 
 education ii. id rendered impolTible in himfclfto 
 pronnilgate in the JToufe of Lords, was the objeft 
 at which you aimed. On the death of that amia- 
 bh?, but too ar[)iriirg man, the Marquis of Rock- 
 ingham, you found yourfelf cad upon the wide 
 world : you pcifcdly undcrflood the fitua- 
 tion and conned ion of all parties ; and on a re- 
 comwitre, his Grace of Bedford, then in his mino- 
 rity, was the only hope you had left. Earl Fitz- 
 william, who fucceeded toth- cftates, though not 
 the title, of )^our original p..tron, was too much 
 attached to the fliining ore, to barter it away, as 
 his prcdeccflbr had done, for moonfliine oratory 
 in another quarter. When, therefore, his 
 Grace fo auHiiicioufly broke the ice, and fhcwed 
 that he was capable oi Jpeaking for bmifelf^your 
 liopes in oppo/itiou were at an end, and you loft no 
 time in throwing yourfclf into the arms of admi- 
 niflration, whofe views and plans were fo exadly 
 congenial to your o^x'n. The Duke of Bedforcl 
 is, as you are plcafed to term him, ** a Levia- 
 " THAN," in the path of the arbitrary projeds 
 which you muil citherrelinquiih altogethcr,orcar- 
 ry thiough at every hazard: No wonder, therefore, 
 that the apojiates and picnfioners of the day fhould 
 
 be 
 
( 75 ) 
 
 h£ fct on to defame and depreciate his Intrinfic 
 worth. 
 
 
 
 " My meritSj' you proceed, *' v\luitcvcr they are, 
 ** arc original an 1 [)cr{Vniali 1)1.. are derivative." 
 You have taken the Hb^^rty, Sir, to abufe the 
 Duke ol" Bedt'ord'i* uncell.rs without mercy: but 
 you arc djtcnniacd lie Ihall not be able to retaliate 
 upon you ; for you have exprel^ly declared, that 
 you never had any. Your merit- orio^inaied in your 
 own peribn : you might be created^ it icems ; but 
 you were neither born nor begotten — for you 
 draw l:he line of dillinclion between the merits ot 
 his Grace and youricif, by exprefsly declaring that 
 " his were derivative i" which implies that your's 
 were not, and therefore, as you lay, original :\x\^ 
 perfonal. According to this account, you never 
 had a father—or, if you hatl, he was tofally defti- 
 tute of all merit whatever ; for you aiVert, you 
 were the original founder and poircflbr of that 
 qiiality, in all your family — that it was perfonal'm 
 yourlelf, and the Duke of Bedford had anceftors, 
 fxom whom you allow he derived his merits. 
 What a complete mixture of jargon and nonfenfc 
 is here ! 
 
 Such ridiculous trafh defcrvesonlyto be thrown 
 into the fire. It is Inferted along with your fe- 
 cond abufive edition of the French Revolution, 
 I3;erely to draw off the reader's attention from the 
 
 J^ 2 confidcratidn 
 
^t 
 
 ( 76 ) 
 
 confulcration of youT main point, whicli '\s your 
 pt'itJioH. But 1 think 1 have iulHciciuly Ihcvvn this 
 in its truccolours, and will not now waftc anymore 
 time about it. I will tlicrctbrc proceed to your 
 challenge of a trial — in whicli you f.iy, ** you 
 " claim nut the letter, but the j'pijit of the old 
 '* r.ngliHi law; that is, to be tried by yo\n Pfers.'* 
 Alv/ays a friend to thcTRiAL by Tur v, I Ihould 
 be glad to fee this carrie 1 into execution ; but 
 there fecms to be afmah impediment in the way .♦ 
 
 Tour Pkers can only be penjiontfrs and apojiates : 
 like a foreigner who is tried criminally, who has a 
 rigiit to fix of each party of foreigners andofper- 
 fons ot this country — that is, half and halfj but 
 if you are indu'gcd with a trial by your Peers, 
 being both a penfioner and aj)c)ll:ate, your Peers 
 are ail men who are intercfled in the caufe ; be- 
 fore (ucli a tribunal you will be lure to be ac- 
 quiited. 
 
 But what is very extraordiniry, is, that you pofi- 
 tlvely accufe the DukeofBctiford of bcinga"/)^«- 
 _^o/Jtr," and yet * ' challen^^ekimas n Juror to pajs upon the 
 *• the merit of y our ferviccs\* and here again you have a 
 coinc-oif : As a penjioier, he is fo far your Peer; 
 but as you are an apofuitc alfo, and his Grace never 
 fwerved from the grand political opinions which 
 he is not alhamed to lay ** he derived from his mu 
 *< cefors^' there the comparifon lofes half its force, 
 . ■ . • . and, 
 
( 77 ) 
 
 and, according to your own account, he is only 
 hal/yvur Peer. 
 
 You have artfully introduced the French Re- 
 volution, once more, to fhc notice of the public; 
 and you have vomited forth againfl it, aiid all 
 who are concerned in it, fuch a vclume of abufc, 
 as fills up tilt; greatelt part of your letter. This 
 will certainly take olT the attiMition of your readers 
 from the chief point they ought to keep in view, 
 which is your penjiony and whether you deferved it 
 or not. In like manner you endeavour to prove, 
 without any other authority than yourown afler- 
 tion, that there are focieties in this kingdom, 
 whofe members enlcrtain revolutionary princi- 
 ples ; and, uiider a feigned pretence of wi filing 
 well to the Duke of Bedford, you audacloufly ad- 
 vife him " to employ his great wealth in oppoilng 
 and crufliing rebellion ;** as if there was a doubt 
 he would not do fo. You then endeavour to alarm 
 his mind by diredly accufing certaiiv perfons, 
 whom you call Revolutionifts, with " looking 
 ** at his G.ace and his laadcd poflefllons," 
 as an objafl at once of " curiofity and rapacity ;** 
 and from thence you run on into fuch a length of 
 ill founded accufation, i^jat it is impoflible to an- 
 fwer the whole in lefs th m a folio volume ; and 
 it is needlefs and nugatory to follow you through 
 a train of fuch rancorous mifreprefentation and 
 falfehood. The Duke of Bedford has too found 
 
 an 
 

 ( 78 ) 
 
 an ur/Jerflandlng, to be duped by fuch a wretch- 
 ed, far-fetched argument, e-veii fuppofing it came 
 from one he rcfpci^led ; but from fuch a fufpici- 
 ous quarter as " Dagger Burke," his inelf;ible 
 contempt is the only natice he can or ouglit to 
 treat it with. 
 
 
 Fearing, however, lefl I may forget, as I am 
 now, I hope, drawing near to a conclufion, to 
 mention one paiiage of your letter which does 
 not come within the fcope of any of thofe points 
 in which we fo widely differ in opinion, I cheer- 
 fully declare it to be fuch, that if I found myfelf 
 infenfible of its merits, or difpofed to withhold 
 from it my poor tribute of praife, I fhould de- 
 fpile myfelf fo long as I live. I need not {'aj', I 
 fhould fuppofe, it is that which relates to your 
 Son. That alone would be fufficient to cnfurc 
 celebrity to your book, as a literary performance j 
 and does equal honour to your heart and head. 
 It is a compofition of the foftefl touches of na- 
 ture, heightened by tiie brightefl. poliib of art — 
 the embalment of honour, virtue, and filial 
 piety, in a rich and magniiicent maufoleum of 
 paternal iiiFed-ion. It feizes the feelings, and 
 arrefts or rouzes them at its will. It is a blazing 
 meteor, ifTuiug directly from the burning mint of 
 feniibility, which carries its flame in its fplendid 
 train, and, with the fwift and irrefiftible force of 
 the elt;^ric fii*e, darts into the bofom, and pe- 
 
 nf-trate 
 
 W 
 
( 79 1 
 
 nctrates deep into the inmoft reccfles oF the 
 heart. 
 
 of 
 
 Lte 
 
 laimediately after thi'j paffiigc, Sir, you pro- 
 ceed with a long (Iring of moil violent and viru • 
 lent invedive againft fomc perfons whom your 
 imagination, ever fruitful, dcfcribes as Revolu- 
 tionifts, and " learned profelibrs of the Rights 
 " of Man ;" and againft thofe you affedl to 
 warn the Duke of Bedford, as if he had even 
 encouraged any fuch princi[.!es. You tell him, 
 that " they have defigns againft his lands in their 
 contemplation of an Agrarian Law — and of his 
 numerous fpacious manfions, for the purpofc of 
 pulling them to pieces, in order to make gun- 
 powder." Not a fmgle circumftance which has 
 come to your knowledge as having liappcned in 
 France in che courfe of the Revolution, 'j it, 
 with all the folemn aflurancc of affertion for 
 which I have repeatedly Ihewn you are fo dex- 
 trous and daring, you have atTimilaLed to fome 
 perfons in this country, who, I believe, never had 
 exiftence but in your own crooked and diftem- 
 pered imagination, a;id from whofe machinalions 
 you predict, if not flrictly watclied, the downfal 
 inevitable of this happy government. Tiiough 
 it is in the fix.th page of your letter tliat you 
 mention the Corrcrj:)onding Society, and I do not 
 recoiled that you fay a word of them aftervvarvis 
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 allude to them. And is it not aflonlfliing, that 
 bccaufe they have advocated the caiifc of Parha- 
 mentary Reform, that tbcy are tlicrefore to be 
 accufcd, on no other ground but wild and ?"x- 
 travagnnt aiT:rtlon, with having defigns to over- 
 turn the Government, and eifctt a Revolution ? 
 This is a fliamcful procedure. I'he friends to 
 Reform, in this country, will, I am bold to de- 
 clare, be found the befc and moll fincerc friends 
 to the Conftitutlon, and to ti.e wclibeing of the 
 Conimonwealll',. Is it not a nK)cking circum" 
 fiance, and Rrongly defcriptive of the depravity 
 and degeneracy of the times, tJi.it the moft vir- 
 tuous men, both in and out of Parliament, are 
 every day branded with the odious appellation of 
 being enemies to the Government, merely be- 
 caufe they point out and execrate the numerous 
 abufes which have crept into it ? Yet fo it is, 
 that, for doing this, they are held up as objefts 
 of terror to fuch noble perfonages as the Duke 
 of Bedford : but 1 am. convinced hb Grace pof- 
 feflVs a mind ♦'oo noble, liberal, and manly, to 
 be duped and led aftray by luch bale and dtteft' 
 able artifices. 
 
 *' Am I lo blame," you aik, *' if I attempt to 
 ' pay his Grace's hoftile reproaches to me with 
 a friendly admonition to himfelf ? Can I be to 
 *' blame for pointing out to him in what man- 
 ner he is likely to be afFeded, if the fe6t of the 
 
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 ** Canibal Phllofophers of France fliould profe- 
 " lytize any conficierable part ot" the ptOjlc, 
 " and, by their joint profelytizing arms, (hoiild 
 " conquer that Government to w'uch his Grace 
 '* does not fecm to me to give all the fupport 
 ** his own fccurity demands ? Surely, it is pro- 
 " per that he, and that others like him, Ihould 
 " know the true genius of this fed. ; what their 
 " opinions are ; what they have done, and to 
 *' whom ; and what iif a progaoitic is to be 
 *' formed from the difpofitions and anions of 
 ** men) it is certain they will do hereafter. He 
 ought to know that they have fworn affiftaRce, 
 the only engagement they will ever keep, to 
 " all in this country who bear a rclemblance to 
 " themfelves, and who think as fuch, that the 
 whole Duly of Man confifts in deftruftion. They 
 are a mifldlied and diiparaged branch of the 
 *« Houfe of Nimrod : They are the Duke of 
 " Bedford's natural hunters ; and he is their na* 
 " turalgame." 
 
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 I will appeal to the good fenfe and candour of 
 liis Grace the Duke of Bedford, and of my 
 readers in general, if they ever beheld a more 
 precious morceaux of idle, incoherent and ridicu- 
 lous rhapfody, than the above. It is intended 
 to be applied to every one, it is evident, who 
 differs in opinion with the fage writer and his 
 immaculate aflbciates. It fpeaks of paying " his 
 
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 Grace's hodllc reproaches to you with a friendly 
 admonition to himfclF." Friendly, indeed ! — 
 the friendrtiip of the Wolf to the Lamb ! But 
 what does it mean except to alarm ? If there are 
 any fucli dreadful, mifchievous, wicked creatures 
 in this country, why not point them out ? Let 
 them be accufed, and, if found guilty, puniflied 
 as their crimes defervc. But no ; that will not 
 do : that has been tried, and, with all advan- 
 tages of Ipies and informers, a train of learned 
 lawyers fuch as before were never arrayed toge- 
 ther, with the mo^ defe^live memories in many of 
 the principal witnefles produced in exculpation 
 of the accufed parties, their innocence flione 
 bright and confpicuous through the ** clouds of 
 witnejes'* produced againft them, and triumphed 
 over all the deep malignity of their bafe and fallc 
 accufers. The fame game of obfcure inuendo 
 and dark infinuation is ftill to be kept up, backed 
 by aflertions as bold as though the fads were 
 proved beyond a poffibility of doubt. For a 
 taik like this I know no agent more fit and capa- 
 ble than you. Sir , and if the prefent^//^ and ne- 
 cejfary war goes on much longer, I know no one 
 fo likely to earn a penfion, if the old-eftabliflied 
 maxim of " Divide et impra^^ is neceffary to be 
 enforced cither by threats or pcrfuafions ; and if 
 the power of fiflion fliould be wanting, your in- 
 ventive genius will never fail to raife wind-mills 
 
 t-hcaded Rovalift in 
 
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 play— 
 
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 play — when Republicans and Levellers, known 
 only in your own fertile imaginations, are no where 
 clfe in reality to be met with. 
 
 There is flill one pafTage, Sir, in your letter, 
 which I cannot take leave of you without making 
 fome obfcrvations on. It fi:ands in p. 45, a num- 
 ber once highly celebrated in this country, and 
 runs thus : *' It was my endeavour, by every 
 ** means, to excite a fpirit in the Houfe where I 
 had the honour of a featj fbr carrying on, with 
 early vigour and decifion, the moft clearly juft 
 and neceflary war that this or any nation ever 
 " carried on ; in order to fave my country from 
 the iron yoke of the power and pride of France, 
 under a rule which appeared in the worft form 
 " it could alfume, and from the more dreadful 
 contagion of its principles ; to prefervc, while 
 they can be preferved, pure and untainted, the 
 ancient, inbred integrity, piety, good nature 
 and good humour of the people of England, 
 from the dreadful peflilence, which, beginning 
 ** in France, threatens to lay wafte the whole 
 ** moral, and, in a great degree, the whole phyfi- 
 cal world, having done both in the focus of its 
 moft intenfe malignity.'* If your pretenfions 
 to your penfion were before equivocal, they are 
 now proved to be valid and praifc-worthy beyond 
 a pofTibility of doubt. To a nation fo overflow- 
 ing with wealth as this is, with fuch a flourilhing 
 
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 trade rrnd mo'lerite taxation, what could be more 
 advant.igcoiij than a vigorous, bloody and ex- 
 penl: .*e war? jfohn Eu/i\ you know, is a beaft fit 
 toc;'rr/ burtlicn ; and if wc d'd not load him 
 heavily now and ^hen, he would get lb fnt and 
 fau y, there would be no bearing him. Dot^ior 
 Sangruio'i, rcg m. n was a very good one, after all j 
 ** B'.^eding, and plenty of water," either warm or 
 co'.l, is an excellent remedy for taming fpirit» 
 that are too proud and haugnty. The Engliih 
 people are never fo happy as when tliey are at 
 war- to much buille, noiie and parade — " pride, 
 pomp and circumftance;"— all the neceJJ'ciries of 
 liie at fo reujcnable a price ! Zounds, Sir ! if it was 
 not for a war now and then, the majority of the 
 people would kill thcmfelves with over-eating 
 and irvdig'flion. The man who advifes zvar\n a 
 commercial country bketh's, muft be an admirable 
 fritMid to it. Hail, therefore. Sir, to your little 
 fnug pcnfion of 4000I. a year! you certainly have 
 ** earnecr' it nobly. 
 
 Bvfv^re I finally take my leave of 5'ou, I wifh 
 to pay attention to what you fay in regard 
 to the mcKle of obtaining it. Your words are, 
 *' In one thing 1 ran excufe tk« Duke of Bed- 
 *' ford tor his attack upon me and my mortuary 
 *' penhon. He canm t jcadily comprehend the 
 " tranla:tion he condenm>. What I have ob- 
 *' taincd was the refult ul no bargain— the pror 
 
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 " duAion of no intrigue-^'' foh fie, Mr. Buvke ! 
 to talk of thefe things at your age!) — ** the 
 refult of no compromife, the effed of no 
 folicitation. The firft fuggeflion of it 
 ** never came from me, mediately nor im- 
 mediately, to his Majefty, or any of his 
 Minifters. I was entirely out of the way of 
 ferving, or of hurting any ftatefman, or any 
 party, when the Minifters fo generoufly and 
 fo nobly carried into effed the fpontaneous 
 bounty of the Crown. Both defcriptions 
 " have aded as became them. When I could 
 no longer ferve them, Minifters have conii- 
 dered my fituation. When I could no longer 
 hurt them, the Revolutionifts have trampled 
 on my infirmity." — I Ihould be glad to know 
 who thofe are you ftyle Revolutionifts, whom 
 you accufe of having trampled on your infir- 
 mity ? — I am afraid you are fomewhat in the 
 fituation of the Knight of Z/^M<««r^<3, whofeZ)«A 
 cinea del Tobofo exifted only in his own bewildered 
 imagination. You feem to be equally as much 
 enamoured with xhtRevoliitiomJIs, who I believe are 
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 •^^ ner in which the benefit was conferred," &c, 
 p. 6. If (as you layj you have heretofore ob- 
 tained the admiration of the public, you have 
 in this inftance a triple claim for humility^ modejly^ 
 and taciturnity. The public will moft certainly 
 
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 applaud your grateful humility^ in firft acknow- 
 ledging it to be the ** fpontaneous bounty of your 
 Sovereign," and, in the fame breath, modefily 
 challenging it as a merited right ; and afterwards 
 clofing the fentcncc with the political gag in 
 your mouth, that you might not inform them 
 on what fervices you grounded your modeji 
 claim. 
 
 
 But I believe 1 can account for the reafon of 
 your obtaining this fame penfion ** majked.^*—^ 
 That it was *' the production of no intrigue,*' 
 I much doubt ; but as for the afking for it at 
 the moment, there was no occafion. Your fa- 
 mous dagger fcene had made fuch a deep im- 
 preflion on the Treafury Bench, that they had 
 ever afterwards a watchful eye on you : feveral 
 times they attempted to keep you down ; but 
 in vain — till you fo often let the cat out of the 
 bag, they were afraid of lofing her : the Chiltern 
 Hundreds were therefore propofed and accepted— r 
 the grant of the penfion made out— and you 
 found yourfelf as fnug and happy at Beacons- 
 field, as when you formerly enjoyed the munifi- 
 cent bounty of the Marquis of Rockingham, or 
 the good-natured afliftance of the fimple but 
 friendly Lord Verney....:. .. . .. . .... .. . ; 
 
 Before I conclude,! have to apologize to the pub- 
 lic for having folongtrefpaffed on their attention 
 
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 and patience. They are, on the prefcnt occafion, a 
 legal and cotijlituthnal H i g 11 C o M m 1 s s i o n C o u R t 1 
 who are, in forming the awful Tribunal before 
 whom " you have put yourfelf on your deliver- 
 ance," to ad in the double capacity of your 
 Jurors and your Judges. After having deter- 
 mined on their i;fr^/^, they will pafs fentence ac- 
 cording to the refult of it ; and neither you, Sir, 
 nor I, can have any thing to fear from their can • 
 doufy th^xx liberality y or their jitjice. Thequeftion 
 is contained within a very narrow compafs — with- 
 in ** a nut-fhell," as the grave and reverend 
 Sages of the Law exprefs themfelves. The 
 chief point in iflue between us, is this : You 
 liave boldly and unequivocally afTerted " your 
 " claim to a penfion, in confideration of your 
 " long znd laborious services, rendered to the 
 " PUBLIC*' I have denied your claim ; and the 
 proofs 1 have adduced in fupport of my argu- 
 ment, are mofl of them drawn from the volume of 
 thofe very ferviccs of which you boaft fo highly. In 
 bringing them forward, I may have exprclied my- 
 felf with warmth ; but I hope amitruft that I have 
 not zvittingly^wiljully, I am certain, I have not — 
 endeavoured to deceive or mijkad that Court and 
 Jury for which I fliali ever entertain the higheft 
 and moil unbounded refped, and to whofe deci ■ 
 fion I fliall always bow with the greatefl ku- 
 mility and deference. I have endeavoured to keep 
 in view the excellent advice of the Poet, to " no-, 
 
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 thing extenmtey nor fot down aught In ma/iie/*-^ 
 1 have producctl /^/t/j, where facU arc to be met 
 with ; and have never dej)endcd on conje(fturcs, 
 but where the naiureof tlie cafe would not admit 
 of flronger proof. I think I have pretty clearly 
 macUj it apparent, that, however laboriaus your 
 lifejiiay have been, thole labours have been uni- 
 formly and unremittingly employed for the 
 advancement only o^ party tHtcrcJls, and never for 
 the ^reat leading hiWre/Is of the commwiity or Na- 
 tion at large; and that you arc yourfclfthe 
 only individual in the kingdom who has been be- 
 nefited by them, and that by the very pen/ton 
 which is the fubject matter in dil'pute. 1 have 
 ihewn by fads which are moll of them on record, 
 that your political condud in the Houfe of Com- 
 mons, is a tiUlie of contradidions fo grofs and 
 glaring, that there would be no occafion to put 
 the public in mind of them but from the differ- 
 ent and dillant periods in which they feverally 
 took place, and the fluduating and revolving 
 ilate in which fociety continually exifts. Son^c 
 of the important events fpoken of, have paflcd 
 within the memory of aimofl all who are capable 
 at the prefent moment to form a judgment of 
 them — many more, at fuch diflant periods as to 
 make them unknown to a majority of the pre- 
 fent day. I have therefore ftated them fairly, 
 and often without a fmgle comment. The nature 
 •f this reply would not admitofit, or I would have 
 
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 fhewn, that your lit.:rary labours nre aqually atl- 
 verfc and contradictory to cacli oilier in every' 
 fundanichtul prbiciiie: There is fcarcely a len- 
 timcnt or opinion in your Refle>;:lio.is on th^ 
 French Revolution tisat is not a dirc^ contra- 
 tiidtion ofyourllirin tlic " Thoughts on the prrfent 
 D:fcontcntSy' and others of your earlier produc- 
 tions ; To that all thole who vvifh to be guided by 
 your judgment, muft be at a \o(2> to determine 
 which to bd'irje as that which h really VLnd/iinJu' 
 mentally the true one. If it be admitted that you 
 were once a man of great ymv/r^', it a!)pears to vac 
 that your labours, inflcad o^ fcrvices to tlie age in 
 which you live, or to pofterity, muft be produc- 
 tive of the deepcll injury -, for, taken together, 
 they will exhibit a huge and monftrous mafs of 
 deformity, confiding oi fe If- inter ejlcd cuiniin^ — hy- 
 pocritical, time-lervl!i2 terpi-verfitiou — ending, at 
 Talti. in the mod barefaced and unqualified 
 npcjlcicy that ever lifgraced and blotted the page 
 fif hiflory, in the r. ccrded annals of the moft cor- 
 rupt and deg-nei. nations which have in point 
 of time precc ied us, 
 
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 that the original ancedor, i^i point of title 1 me in, 
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 that ravenous lion, Henry VIII.; but that the 
 fair prefumptlon is, he was a man of fupcrior 
 virtues and abilities, with a fufficient fkill and 
 knowledge of the human heart to ward off 
 the jealoufy cA' the tyrant whom he ferved, 
 by dextroufly giving way before, and footh- 
 ing his paffions, without feeding or exciting 
 them — and by exerting that (hare of diflimula- 
 tion, and feeming acquiefcence to his will, 
 which mud be nccejary, and which neceffity ex- 
 cufes at leaft, if it does not ftridly and morally 
 juftify, in his condutft towards fuch a capricious 
 monfter, whofe lavage will was the only law and 
 tenure by which all or any of his fubjeds, even to 
 to the very highejl, held their honour, their proper- 
 ties, their liberties, and even their lives. 
 
 Bifliop Cr ANMER was one of the befl of men, in 
 point of morality, piety, and every other Chriftiaa 
 virtue ; and yet he contrived fo to demean him- 
 felf as to outlive his tyrannical maftcr, and all his 
 inordinate appetites, without ever being accufed, 
 or even fufpcded,C>f adminiftering to any of them, 
 except that of overthrowing the monftrous power 
 of thatdefcendant from the who re of Babylon, 
 his Holiness the Pope. For two centuries, 
 the honour of the firft ////<^/i anceftor of the Houfe 
 of Russell has lain undifturbed in the tomb, 
 till you thought proper " to vex the fepulchre;** 
 »nd drag it forth, for the purpofe of llabbing it 
 
 through 
 
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 through the fiiroud. Had you proved your ma- 
 jor, it would not have added a jot to the ftrcngth 
 and fupport of your own argument ; for if Henry 
 VIIT. or evjn his prcfent gracious Majefty, had 
 beftowcd five hundred other unmerited penfions, 
 and a thouland times more exorbitant than 
 your's, it would be no excufe for your's, if that 
 was not deserveJ^ or if that were fpecifically too 
 large. But againft the merits of Mr. Russell 
 you have produced nothing but furmife and 
 conje«flure, backed by your own aiTertions, the 
 credibility of which, after what I have fhewn, I 
 leave entirely to the Jury. 
 
 With regard to tlie prefcnt PofTeiTor of the 
 honours and virtues of the Houfe of Russell, 
 I will only add, that, if there ever had been the 
 fmallcft blemifh in the title of his firft anceftor to 
 the " rewards" he obtained, his Grace derives 
 from a (lock wliofe title is the bed founded, and 
 whofe honours will never facie — the great and 
 never to be forgotten Lord William, who on 
 the fcaffold expiated with his/j?<r^ 3/Whis oppo- 
 fition to the will of a tyrant : And in my mind, 
 he is well entitled to the thanks of his country^ 
 for the part he took in mentioning your penfion 
 ■ in the terms he did— but miich more lo for the 
 decided and manly manner in which he has from 
 the firft oppofed the late obnoxious Bills, which 
 have in fome mcafure broken down the barriers 
 
 N 2 eftablifhed 
 
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 cftabliflicd at the Revolution againfl the in- 
 croachmentsof future tyrants, if any fuch Oiould 
 ever attempt to raife their fnaky heads in this 
 country. In doing this, he has dearly evinced, 
 that the fame patriotic r})irit warms his heart and 
 animates his mind, as fo amply filled thofe of his 
 glorious and immortal forefather. His Grace 
 flands in need of no praife of mine, but I owe 
 him a large debt of gratitude, which I have en- 
 deavoured in ])art to repay by this acknowledg- 
 ment of my fenfe of his eminent fervices to his 
 country in that virtuous ftruggle ; and by this 
 public promife I now make, that I fliall always be 
 proud in beftowing my feeble aid to defend his 
 charader from fuch bafe and pitiful attacks as 
 have lately been made on it. 
 
 I hope I fliall be excufed for entreating, in as 
 few words as poffible, that awful Tribunal to 
 which I now addrcfs myfelf, to make allowance 
 for any incorrcdlnefs, or even more weighty de- 
 fed, they may perceive in the (lyle and manner in 
 which this epiftle is written.— It is literally and 
 truly a work of fix days ; and I fljall be jul'l able 
 to reft from my labours on the feventh. 
 
 Before I finally clofe, I fhall beg leave to ftatc 
 my humble opinion of the intrinfic merit of your 
 Letter, to which this is a Reply. Your former 
 work, " Reflexions on the French Revolution,'' is 
 
 generally 
 
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 generally allowed to be a rancorous, but vivid 
 buril oifplendid infanity^ ifluing from a mind 
 that had once been richly ftored and highly 
 luminous— 'Your " Letter to a Noble L^rd," 
 fliews the rapid decay of that mind, and 
 its powers. It is chiefly compoied of un- 
 gentlemaniy,/)^)/o«^/invedlive — In politics, men- 
 tally imbecile — In fome p;irts, foaring above all 
 precedent for gioflhcfs — but in none orthogra- 
 phically beautiful, except in the reflc<flions on 
 your departed Son— -replete with the coward phi- 
 lofophy of a heart panting for a refloration of 
 the deception and hypocrify of good Old Mo- 
 ther Church, and trembling at the idea of a 
 bugbear of your own creative fancy, for the fecuri- 
 ty of that national tenure by which you hold a 
 mortuary t as you call it, gifted to you in the ago- 
 nizing flruggles of an adminiftration, infolent 
 and prodigal in the extreme, and long fmce dead 
 to all the principles of virtue ! 
 
 I am, Sir, &c. 
 
 M. C. BROWNE. 
 
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