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SIR PETER PETTYSHAM. 
 
 A CANADIAN STORY. 
 " Aspiring beggary is -.vrctcheclncss itself.' — Goldsmith's Vicar of Wakefield. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 Tile Pettysham's were an exalted family in 
 the supremely aristocratic city of Montreal. 
 The blood of the ancicnne noblesse flowed 
 through their patrican veins though adulte- 
 rated by each successive generation with a 
 more plebeian, but proportionately more 
 practical fluid. The seignorial family from 
 which they were descended by the paternal 
 side was an infinitely decreasing series, and, 
 as time rolled on, the ancestral acres became 
 so divided that if placed on end and planted 
 on both sides, they might have sustained a 
 childless couple of meagre appetites. But 
 the quivers of the Pattyshams were full to 
 bursting, and the olive branches came " as 
 the leaves come when forests are blended." 
 Consequently the practice of small economies 
 was a school of adversity most beneficial to 
 the young ladies of the family. 
 
 In fact, the Pettysham girls were perfectly 
 phenomenal, as several of their acquaintances 
 remarked, and conjecture was rife regarding 
 the domestic economy of this remarkable 
 household. Always neat and attractive in 
 appearance, invariably bicn chauss^s et Men 
 yank's, they moved as peers in a sphere far 
 above their financial resources. They rigidly 
 |)ractised small economies, but, with a taste 
 begotten of good breeding, as rigidly abstain- 
 ed from the magpie chatterings of a cheese- 
 paring class who are prodigal of precious time 
 in making the aforesaid small economies the 
 staple of its conversation. No one ever 
 heard of the marvellous bargains Mrs. Petty- 
 sham made in the auction rooms, and few of 
 the secrets of her household were ever known 
 to the world. The family were well aware 
 that discretion was essential to social success, 
 and she was shrewd enough to employ none 
 but French Canadian servants, whose lan- 
 guage and nationality kept them estranged 
 from the English speaking Abigails of the 
 neighborhood. And in this particular showed 
 excellent judgment. She had a curt dis- 
 couraging way of remarking when a servant 
 ventured to speak of "her last place." 
 " I have no interest in their affairs " 
 This rebuke was conclusive and a great 
 
 many mistresses in all gossip loving com- 
 munities might profit by Mrs. Pettysham's 
 example 
 
 When the Pattyshams changed residences 
 and the carte blanche for promiscuous in- 
 trusion, " House to Let," disfigured the porch, 
 she peremptorily declined to admit any per- 
 son except at stated hours and by a written 
 order from the agent. Inquisitive, but im- 
 pecunious people, who seldom see the 
 inside of such mansions except on occasions 
 like this seldom went to the trouble of a long 
 ride to the house agent in Great St. James 
 Street, for permission to Paul-Pry through a 
 house they had not the slightest intention of 
 renting. Those who took the trouble were 
 people who meant business, and when these 
 unbidden visitors came during the prescribed 
 hours they found every part of the household 
 in orderly perfection. "The dining-room table 
 was laid as if the family were about to sit 
 down to an ordinary repast, though they and 
 the domestics might have dined gregariously 
 on " herring and point " in some obscure 
 apartment before the arrival of observant 
 house-hunters. These inquisitors were struck 
 by the display of plate, cutlery and old china 
 visible through the vistas in a miniature 
 forest of fruit, and flowers. Indeed, Miss 
 Martha Meany, who like her namesake, Mar- 
 tha of Holy Writ, was troubled about many 
 things which didn't in the least concern her, 
 lay awake two whole nights in a vain endea- 
 vor to solve the problem of how the Petty- 
 shams made both ends meet. 
 
 By arts like these and uncommon tact she 
 cleverly managed to keep the impecunious 
 skeleton in her closet at the centre, and not 
 at the circumference of her affairs. She 
 was the practical head of the family, as Mr. 
 Pettysham had so long suffered from an 
 exaggerated sense of his own aristocratic im- 
 portance as to be utterly incapacitated from 
 attending to the ordinary utilitarian affairs of 
 life. In condescending to marry Miss Mar- 
 garet Stuart, the only child of a wealthy mer- 
 chant, he concluded that his role in life had 
 been played, and, thereupon, placidly enve- 
 loped himself in the dressing gown, and put 
 on the easy slippers of sinecure as the hus- 
 band of a rich heiress. 
 
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 But the crash of 1858 revealed to the astonish- 
 ed Sir Peter that he had been living in a fools 
 paradise. His father-in law failed, and the cre- 
 ditors discovered that for many years the bank- 
 rupt had been living beyond his income. Mr, 
 Stuart was a man of preposterous Scotch pride 
 so led away by a little commercial success that 
 he would disown his own photograph taken in 
 less prosperous days. 
 
 " King Stuart" as he was facetiously called, 
 was a lion hunter and immoderately fond of as- 
 sociating with titled persons and people 
 of aristocratic pretentions. No person in 
 the retail trade was ever known to have cross- 
 ed his threshold except to collect a bill. 
 Unfortunately in the days immediately preced- 
 ing the crash these visits exceeded those of invited 
 guests by a large majority. The old gentleman's 
 ancestry was veiled in dense obscurity ; but like 
 the Homeric heroes under similar circumstances 
 who modestly declared themselves to be|descend- 
 ed from the Gods, he was understood to have 
 thrown out hints that if "the King should have 
 his own again" Victoria might not be on the 
 throne of England. In mellow post-prandial 
 port-pervaded moments he dwelt lovingly on 
 the Jacobite affairs of 1815 and the 45, bemoan- 
 ing CuUoden's fatal field as if it had deprived 
 him of the crown of England. If prodigality at 
 other people's expense and a strong antagonism 
 to strict veracity were traits of the unfortunate 
 Stuarts, especially of that mutton-eating King 
 Charles the Second whose word no man relied 
 on, he must certainly have been a lineal de- 
 scendant. His royal blood would boil with in- 
 dignation if any one ventured to spell his name 
 with a " w." Miss Margaret, his handsome 
 daughter, on becoming engaged to Mr. Petty- 
 sham, who was not Sir Peter then, rather en- 
 couraged her father's exaggerated Jacobinism, 
 shrewdly calculating that her future husband 
 could not offset his seigneurial blood against her 
 Royal pedigree. Mrs. Stuart, however, who hn.d. 
 been a milliner's apprentice in Edinburgh where 
 her future husband was a draper's clerk,had never 
 heard in their courting days of Jamie's regal pre- 
 tentions. He was silent on the subject for many 
 years until prosperity shone upon the couple in 
 Canada. Then for the first lime he took his 
 pedigree out of his pocker and aired it in mono- 
 grams, crests and the Royal Stuart coat of 
 Arms on his plate, carriages and everything in 
 which their was a shadow of excuse to put them. 
 In fact, it was even said that he seriously con- 
 templated having his coat of Arms tatooed on 
 the back part of his bald head, and was only 
 deterred by the fact that the blue ink would be 
 in too strong a contrast to the remaining fringes 
 of red hair. 
 
 When he enlarged too alarmingly on his Roy- 
 al ancestry, she would exclaim. 
 
 " Now James, now, now really ! " 
 
 But she never said more than this, and the 
 wit about town gave her the soubriquet of "Mrs. 
 now now really." 
 
 Tliat drastic year of shrinkage 1858 left Mr. 
 Stuart a wreck on the commercial shore. His 
 creditors cruelly intimated that he failed from 
 entertaining too many military people et hoc 
 genus omne, which being translated into modern 
 English means " all in that swim." Mr. Stuart, 
 unfortunately in this was but a type of a multi- 
 tude of Canadian merchants during the military 
 occupation of Canada. 
 
 He could not reconcile himself to live in a 
 rational manner on the residue of his fortune, 
 which his creditors through clannish generosity 
 left him, and after a few years died in debt and 
 the hopes of a blessed resurrection where vulgar 
 creditors and inquisitorial bankruptcy Courts are 
 unknown. 
 
 Mr. Pettysham, after his father-in-law had 
 wasted his substance on ephemeral society, 
 which, like the dew of the morning, came not to 
 refresh him at eve, found it necessary to doff his 
 slippers and don his boots for active service in 
 securing bread for his family. The small seig- 
 nenry of " Hardscrabble" bore a suggestive title. 
 The land from defective agriculture was so ex- 
 hausted that if presented to a western farmer he 
 would have taken it immediately to the poor- 
 house. The family lived at " Hardscrabble" 
 for several years, and managed by hook or 
 crook — principally by the latter — to make out a 
 very substantial existence. 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham, rose equal to the occasion, 
 and by her vigorous management " Hard- 
 scrabble" assumed a less rugged appearance. 
 The city's •' fair pale daughter" brought cultures 
 charms to her rural home to harmonize and solt- 
 en the rough farm life. She had acquired in the 
 cultured sphere in which she had moved. 
 
 " An inborn grace that nothing lacked 
 Of culture or appliance — 
 The warmth of genial courtesy, 
 The calm of self reliance." 
 
 This genial courtesy and self reliance made 
 her a favorite with her neighbors far and near, 
 and in return for their experienced advice inagri- 
 cultural matters, she taught them many of the 
 little arts and devices to embellish rude homes 
 which through the ministrations of a refined 
 monitor had less of the back wood, and more of 
 the boudoir about them, Then dairies, vege- 
 table gardens, graperies and flower plots soon 
 converted the forlorn seig^cury into a more pre- 
 sentable state, from whic fair income was de- 
 rived. 
 
 If blood tells, the Royal Blood of th^^ Stuarts 
 told most emphatically in this instance. I-Ier 
 husband, who was inert, selfish and full of mag- 
 nificent theories for the improvement of the goV' 
 
ernment snon found that his wife was a skilful 
 domestic if not a political economist, and 
 though knowintr little of the tariff and revenue 
 was fully aware that the source of power lay 
 with the possessor of the purse. She sold 
 the produce and was finance minister of 
 " Hardscrabble" while he kept the accounts 
 and obeyed orders. There is no absolute 
 cure for constitutional laziness, but a vigor- 
 ous wife of decided character has been known 
 to infuse some of her energy into a drone 
 and by dint of perscvera ■»ce and proximity — 
 keep him galvanized into moderate activity. 
 Like an electric battery as soon as she ceased 
 working he relapses into his former shiftless- 
 ness, gets lazy and bilious, takes to pills, and 
 other internal improvements, dies and only 
 in death becomes a utilitarian by fertilizing a 
 soil he was too inert to cultivate while living. 
 Mr. Pettysham had abilities of no mean or- 
 der, which only required the rough school of 
 adversity to develo)), by attrition with the 
 world, into fortune winning instruments. 
 He was phlegmatic, had a portly, solid ap- 
 pearance, and by cultivating a reticence 
 which distinguished General Grant and 
 Napoleon the Third might pass for a man 
 who could " 'an if he would" utter many wise 
 thoughts on' any given subject if he only 
 wanted to. Such men get the credit for 
 much reserved power by simply lying hushed 
 in grim repose. He had been, by marrying 
 an heiress, a stall fed ox and expected to be 
 such for the remainder of his days, but his 
 father-in-law's riches took wing and fodder 
 came not to that bin to which a fortunate 
 marriage had tethered him. One morning 
 shortly after the failure his wife propounded 
 the following problem relating to domestic 
 economy : 
 
 " Peter what shall we have for dinner to- 
 night, there's not a cent in the house ?" 
 
 " My dear," he replied with a smile, " I 
 shall be better able to answer that question 
 to-morrow." 
 
 The Stuart blood was up in arms at this 
 levity, but restraining her anger, she deter- 
 mined to teach her easy going husband a 
 severe practical lesson. It was an October 
 day, crisp and bright. The air, full of tonic, 
 felt like immaterialized champagne and Mr. 
 Pettysham, after a brisk walk, from some 
 "down town" haunt, felt he could do justice 
 to a dinner which, from a woman so full of 
 resources as his wife, he knew must be in 
 waiting for him. 
 
 The master of the house took his accus- 
 tomed seat and looked with enough burning 
 hunger in his eyes to melt the silver dish 
 
 covers and scorch the food beneath. 
 Madame sat vis-a-vis, and when her hus- 
 band was not regarding her, one might have 
 observed a look of silent thunder in her eyes. 
 As usual he was full of club gossip and 
 that fractional currency of conversation pe- 
 culiar to men whose business in life is to kill 
 time. 
 
 She touched the bell and the little French 
 maid with a look of be 'Mlderment on lui 
 sparkling Gallic face removed the cover. 
 
 The dish contained only a card on which 
 was inscribed " work or starve." 
 
 *' Why, my dear," he exclaimed in a cheery 
 tone that ill concealed his mortification, " 1 
 never dreamt you had so much talent for 
 humor or were addicted to practical jokes ! 
 " This is no joke," Avas the dry response. 
 " Then what is that ?" he added jticking 
 up the card. 
 
 *■ A stern reality, I told you this morning 
 there was not a cent in the house.*' 
 
 " Nonsense, Margaret, if I thought you 
 really meant it I should have been more con- 
 siderate. I'll just run down to the club and 
 raise the siege, we're not in Poverty Flat just 
 yet, are we .<•" 
 
 " My dear, I shall be better able to answer 
 that question to-morrow." 
 
 It suddenly struck him that he had made a 
 similar remark not many hours before. 
 
 Wheii a man's credit is "gilt-edged," to 
 use a cant phrase of the money market, there 
 are many ways of obtaining money, though 
 his business be rotten to the core. Mr. 
 •Pettysham was not long in discovering that 
 by his father-in-law's bankruptcy he had en- 
 tered a ctil de sac through which there was no 
 outlet. He also found that friends had feel- 
 ings for themselves. One had a heavy 
 
 and unexpected payment to meet, another 
 had invested every available cent in mortga- 
 ges, while a third, dear, good, kind soul, would 
 be only too happy to oblige him if he would 
 call next Monday. This promise the accom- 
 modating friend was quite safe in making as 
 he had already engaged a berth on the Allan 
 steamer for Glasgow which left the Saturday 
 preceding the appointed Monday. 
 
 Mortified beyond expression he sat in the 
 card room and watched the players for hours. 
 His meditations were not interrupted as 
 jjrosperity is the basis of most friendships, 
 and few care i > cultivate the poor "who no 
 revenue hath." 
 
 Thrusting his hand into his coat pocket it 
 came in contract with a card which he 
 mechanically drew out and again read its 
 significant inscription, " work or starve." 
 
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 CHAPTER II. 
 
 A nui.r. ONE. 
 
 "The crowning fortuiio of Ji man is to bo born 
 with a bias toward Komo pursuit, which linds him 
 in employment ami happiness. 
 
 R. W. Emer-sov. 
 
 Those strong corrosive lioiirs lliat eat into 
 the lieart conquer us. Pettysham rudely awoke 
 to the fiict that Montreal was a magnificent 
 place no doubt to spend in, but an undesirable 
 locality when old debts were to be collected and 
 money borrowed. Then he wondered how he 
 could have wasted so much of youth's golden 
 prime in associating with this herd of frivolous 
 club-loungers, most of wiioni gambled in stocks 
 all day and at cards all night. How often had 
 his palate bribed his brains into accepting their 
 liosi)italities ! And how he had endured their 
 platitudes and inanites for the sake of unsatis- 
 factory supi)ers and semi-barbarous civilities, 
 from people who had just stepped into fortune 
 but were a considerable way from good taste. 
 
 His wife's intimation that he must work or 
 starve reminded him of the Scotch border cus- 
 tom. In the good old days of Lang Syne when 
 honest industrious Canadian farmers were tilling 
 the soil and building up Canada, the ancestors 
 of the present race of Foreign Satraps who 
 monopolize the Dominion and despise all other 
 nationalities were plunderers, robbers and cattle 
 raiders. Tney had little respect for the rights 
 of meum and tuum as shown by their predatory 
 free-booting mottoes such as " Thou shalt want 
 ere I want " and " I hope to share." When the 
 larder of one of these marauding lairds was 
 empty, the good wife placed a pair of spurs in- 
 stead of food on the dish — an intimation that the 
 clan should go on a raid and replenish the larder. 
 Pettysham resolved to do likewise. He owed 
 the world a grudge for not giving him a sybarite 
 livelihood suited to his ease loving constitution. 
 
 He thought he would turn his attention to 
 medicine and, after being pitchforked through 
 college, settle down to kill people scientifically, or 
 wreak his vengeance by physicking unfortunate 
 humanity. But in that noble profession one has 
 to do so much for nothing and it is not pleasant 
 to be disturbed at night. Sleep like an oyster 
 is to be swallowed at once and not to be nibbled 
 at intervals. 
 
 The army would suit him, but a moneyless 
 married man on a subaltern's pay knows much 
 of wretchedness though it be gilded by the gold 
 of a showy uniform— the livery of impecuniosity. 
 Besides fighting was unpleasant now-adays, 
 however glorious, what with mitrailleuses, tor- 
 
 pedoes, and a wretchedly mismanaged commis- 
 ariat. I le had no idea of dying for the glory of 
 Canada in the jungles of India or that "white 
 mans' grave" Sierra l.eone. To be sacrificed 
 for England's commerce .ind for the advantage 
 of mercenary adventurers and unscruplous 
 traders. True, in coming years he might have 
 staid at home and fought the Fenians, with vo- 
 lunteers who lost their positions in the Hanks 
 whose vaults they had gone to the front to de- 
 fend. Fxit army, better be a settler or keep a 
 canteen. 
 
 The church would be charming. He regretted 
 being a Protestant as only the R. Catholic 
 Church in Montreal is open to men of Canadian 
 birth. The p;istors of many of the religious 
 club-houses misnamed churches were Scotch 
 or Knglish, the majority of whom were furnished 
 like Dr. Holmes' country parson with a one 
 story intellect and a one horse vocabulary. I>ut 
 they were ignorant and bip^oted enough to con- 
 sider R. Catholics, Episcopalians and the fol- 
 lowers of all denominations but blue Prcsbyter- 
 ianism as only human beings by toleration. 
 This is the cause of so much sectarian bitterness 
 in Montreal. He might get a little church in 
 the suburbs to commence with and look out for 
 a larger.sphere of usefulness, or, in other words 
 an increased salary, as all spheres of usefulness 
 are larger where there is a large? salary. 
 He might while studying theology get the 
 bag pipes to play for an hour ©r so every morn- 
 ing under his window in order to acquire the 
 ministerial drone of Scotch divines so dear to 
 the " Presbyterian " heart. Put when he 
 thought of penurious, faultfinding, contradicting 
 elders who could ciuarrel like demons on the 
 question of standing, bowing or kneeling at 
 prayers, his heart failed him and he concluded 
 that he had not received a call to go forth and 
 preach the gospel of peace on earth and good 
 will to man. He once remembered hearing Dr. 
 CummingsofLondon, an eminent divineaddicted 
 somewhat t» tossing theological tea cups and 
 foretelling the destruction of the world, that 
 certain persons were " As quarrelsome as a 
 Scotch Presbytery— <z»(i'^//t// vas myiinj a, great 
 deal," Pettybham disliked quarreling on re- 
 ligious subjects because he looked upon religion 
 as spiritual food to be taken with the same un 
 questioning faith that we accord to i)oar(ling 
 house fricassee. A too close analysis of the 
 former miglit lead to heterodoxy and of the 
 latter to disgust. 
 
 Professor Grant, President of the Kingston 
 College, stated a short time ago that Presbyter 
 ianisin since the days of Jol.u Knox has split 
 up in to forty different sects. Pettysham therefore 
 
fenred that when ho had achieved success in 
 gathering around liim a large wealthy and 
 fastidious congregation who could afford to 
 pay him a very handsome salary and not feel 
 the slightest drain on its resources, that cer- 
 tain of the members might be ambitious of 
 distinction in the religious world and strive 
 to be elders. Many would be called but few 
 chosen to this enviable position, while the 
 disappointed saint would hie into the cave of 
 AduUam and then secede from the church and 
 establish another sanctuary, the pulpit of 
 which would be filled by a clergyman from 
 Scotland, as no Canadian, no matter what his 
 talents and acquirements were, would be 
 deemed worthy even to teach a Sunday 
 School class among these chosen and peculiar 
 people Sandy McGrab, whose commercial 
 reputation has never been of the cleanest, can 
 then aspire to be elder and may be seen of 
 all men engaged in piously taking up the 
 collection. He knows that Bank Presidents 
 and Bank Directors will behold him in the 
 high places of the Sanctuary and be more 
 inclined to increase his line of discount at the 
 Bank. Those demi-gods of Mammon, 
 Presidents an I Directors of Banks, look less 
 to a merchant's commercial status than to 
 his social and religious standing. If he is of 
 the right faith and moves in the right circle 
 he can help himself from the Bank cotfers 
 until the crash comes and the Directors dis- 
 claim all culpable negligence for giving 
 unlimited credit to people of nominal means, 
 and pass resolutions thanking each other for 
 the talent and vigilance displayed in — robbing 
 and defrauding the orphan. These unfortu- 
 nates always suffer, as they have no right in 
 Canada that any one seems bound to respect. 
 The church has become simply an instrument 
 for advancing the temporal interests of its 
 members. It starts in debt, stays in debt, 
 and soon becomes a source of annoyance to 
 the congregation, who drop off one t ne and 
 join churches where the pulpits are not made 
 Sunday after Sunday a rostrum for dunning 
 purposes. Its projector, Mr. Sandy McGrab, 
 having disappeared under the debris of the 
 bank he was so material in destroying, is 
 known no more in the high places of the 
 church and, after a few years of painful 
 struggling, the sacred edifice is sold and 
 converted into a Variety theatre for the 
 apotheosis of "Jump Jim Crow" and other 
 Ethiopian farcicalities. 
 
 Pettysham concluded that the path of a 
 Minister of the Gospel is not strewn with 
 roses, and the pseudo-pleasant places on the 
 way to the colosUal city have a good deal 
 
 more of heart burning than of heart's case 
 about them 
 
 Should he go into trade ( The seignorial 
 blood rebelled at the bare thought. His hesi 
 tation, however was to a great extent 
 influenced by the knowledge that the whole 
 business of the city was in the hands of the 
 Scotch, whose motto was " we'll have none 
 but Hieland bonnets here." The Bank Presi- 
 dents and Directors were all Scotch, and 
 dish'-nestly favored men of their own 
 nationality and were not over scrupulous in 
 ridding Montreal of any other race. This is 
 how Scotch supremacy has been maintained 
 in Canada to the detriment of that unfortunate 
 country, seven hundred thousand of whose 
 people, after begging in vain from their 
 oppressors for leave to toil, are now living in 
 the United States. Two hundred thousand 
 more, of various nationalities, who attempted 
 to earn a livelihood among the Canadians, 
 have left in sullen disgust for the Great 
 Republic where no ime foreign race dare 
 assert a supremacy. TV* British merchant, in 
 tho^e days before the Protection Tariff, when 
 Canada was at the fe«t of England and paid 
 tribute to Manchester, welcomed with open 
 arms the representatives of Scotch houses in 
 the Dominion, but treated native born Ca; 1 1- 
 ians with coolness and insolence. Goods were 
 thrust on the former while the .ter had 
 shorter credits, higher prices, and smaller 
 discounts than his Caledonian rival. False- 
 hood, treachery and slander were freely 
 resorted to by the Sandy McGrabs to keep 
 the entire trade in their own hands. They 
 strenuously opposed any manufacturing enter- 
 prise in Canada, and took for their shibboleth 
 " Free trade forever — and let us do all the 
 importing." 
 
 A native born Canadian went heavily 
 handicai)ped into business as his foreign rival 
 was supreme and enjoyed every advantage. 
 The St. Andrew's, Caledonian, and Thistle 
 Societies advanced his interests, the pulpit 
 lent him every aid, his clan shielded him in 
 every dishonest proceedingprovided a Scotch- 
 man was not the victim, and the whole 
 masonic body, until recently, was at the feet 
 of the Grand Lodge of Scotland. How 
 different Canada would have been to-day if 
 her rulers had been as broad and liberal in 
 their views as those of the United States ! 
 I ../sham wisely decided that business in 
 the face of oppressive monopoly was out of 
 the question. 
 
 The Civil Service certainly offers a refuge 
 for decayed gentility. 
 
 In the days when Canada was governed by 
 
 i 
 
 i 
 
I 
 
 cart's case 
 
 seignorial 
 His hesi 
 at extent 
 the whole 
 ids of the 
 have none 
 ank Tresi- 
 otch, and 
 heir own 
 pulous in 
 This is 
 laintained 
 ifortunate 
 of whose 
 'om their 
 ' living in 
 thousand 
 Utempted 
 anadians, 
 he Great 
 ace dare 
 rchant, in 
 riff, when 
 and paid 
 I'ith open 
 houses in 
 n Ca: I ', 
 )ods were 
 .ter had 
 1 smaller 
 False- 
 e freely 
 I to keep 
 i. They 
 igenter- 
 ibboleth 
 » all the 
 
 heavily 
 ign rival 
 vantage. 
 
 Thistle 
 e pulpit 
 
 him in 
 Scotch- 
 whole 
 the feet 
 How 
 )-day if 
 beral in 
 States ! 
 ness in 
 
 out of 
 
 refuge 
 •ned by 
 
 
 / 
 
 a bureau consisting of Englishmen, very few 
 Canadians were able to obtain positions under 
 the (lovemment. Jf a vacancy occured one ol 
 Albion's lordly sons was imported, and as he 
 "seldom died, and never resigned his term of 
 office was lengthy. It was simply giving this 
 importation, who never i)aid a dollar of taxes, 
 a |)osition for life. If he had a salary of $1000 
 per annum, it was simply bestowing the usa- 
 fruct of $15,000 of the public money. In nine- 
 ty-nine cases out of a hundred a native born 
 Canadian would do the work better at half the 
 price. The civil service, in that particular, is 
 no better to-day. Young Flamingo Fastboy, 
 a showy sj)ec men of some noble family in Eng- 
 land, is sent out with letters of introduction to 
 one of o;ir ministers who has been wined, 
 dined and flattered, for an object, by the 
 youth's father. The Canadian statesman hav- 
 ing received their attention, when in England, 
 to whom he humbly took orders from Downing 
 Street to further British art at the expense ot 
 Canadian interests, feels < i nstrainod to do 
 something for the plausible yo th. The young 
 man dances with the minis, er's plain daughter, 
 makes himself very Pb eeablt> in the .wimic 
 court ciu'.es, and in d... courseof ti*n^ the civil 
 service carriage comes around .ind the people 
 of Cana'^a are saddled wi'li a. .ether imbceile 
 who, as befc.e stated, never paid a dollar of 
 taxes. But a Canadian, whose family has been 
 resident for centuries in the Dominion and 
 have paid thousands upon thousands of dollars 
 in taxes to the local and general governments, 
 is snubbed and his claims ignored. This will 
 not always last. 
 
 Pettysham felt that he might get something to 
 do in one of the departments, but it would take 
 time to work that oracle. In palmy, prosper- 
 ous days he had taken a part for mere pastime 
 in the election canvass, and was very felicitous 
 in stump speeches, and almost as happy as the 
 jaunty Sir. John Macdonald in illustrating his 
 telling points by apropos anecdotes. On one oc- 
 casion he had canvassed a county in which he 
 had never been before, and did so well that his 
 friend was ignominiously defeated and came 
 near being mobbed by the outraged constitu- 
 ents. It happened in this wise : Pettysham 
 had two lists of the voters, one for the Catholic 
 and the other for Jie Protestants. He started 
 ont with a box of Bibleti and a quintal of Cod- 
 fish. When he arrived at a farm house belong- 
 ing to a Catholic, a cod-fish was left for Friday's 
 use, and a %w appropriate remarks were made 
 on the divine origin of fast-days. When the 
 hardy yeoman was a Protestant, and it happens 
 that in this particular county those of that per- 
 suasion were uncompromising Orangemen, he 
 
 presented a bible and urged the recipient to 
 search the Scriptures and to beware of the scarlet 
 woman of Rome. These tactics, no doubt, 
 would have worked like a charm, but unfortu- 
 nately the stupid election agent put the Catho- 
 lics on the Protestant list and the Protestants 
 
 vice versa. 
 
 The Protestants at the histings, denounced 
 the candidate as a Jesuit in cjjsguise, and as 
 emissary of Rome, while the Catholics called 
 him a "Swiss," which is a term they use to de- 
 note Protestant, French speaking missionaries, 
 who are nearly all of that nationality. After 
 this little contretemps he had refrained from 
 meddling in politics. 
 
 "No,'' he soliloquised, "I am not in a posi- 
 tion yet to push for a position in the civil ser- 
 vice." 
 
 There was the law. Blackstone defines law 
 as "a rule of action." Aaron Burr's definition, 
 though Machiaellian gives % better idea of this 
 uncertain science. "Law," he says, "is that 
 which is plausibly, asserted and persistently 
 maintained.' Pettysham felt that he would 
 make a proficient pupil in the Burr school, 
 more especially as T ower Canadian law was a 
 crude, ill digested mass of antiquated absurdi- 
 ties. So much so that England assumes the 
 right to adjudicate on all cases involving a sum 
 greater than $2,500. This sum represents the 
 calibre of a Canadian Judge, and is the length 
 to which mother England will trust his legal 
 lore. The defendant, above that sum, may 
 take the case to the English privy counsel, who 
 knows about as much of Canadian law as a 
 wild Indian does of the technicalities of a steam 
 engine. It is true we have a Supreme Court, 
 but a defendant with a long purse who wishes 
 to ruin a poorer adversary who has both equity 
 and Canadian law on hio side, may take the 
 case to England in order to makv. ..e costs rs 
 formidable as possible. The new Pacific Raii- 
 waySyndicate should bi ng this fact prominent- 
 ly beforct^the Irish people — it will be such an 
 inducement to immigrate to the North-west. The 
 judicial robe in Canada, in order to harmonize 
 with the law, -hould be like Jacob's coat, of 
 many colors. It is an inharmonious composite 
 made up of the coitume ut Paris full of moedie- 
 val absurdities which the French Revolution 
 of 1793 swept out of existance. Engrafted on 
 this is the Code Napoleon, the English com- 
 mon law and a mass of statutes and amend- 
 ments, one over! pping the other like shingles 
 on a roof. The prophet Elijah says : "a sense 
 of wrong maketh a man mad," and considering 
 the hap-hazard way in which justice is adminis- 
 tered in this benighted realm, it is surprising 
 
8 
 
 that there is so little personal violence. Exc 
 culors and guardians, for instance, give no 
 bonds, nor are they required by law to render 
 any account until the close of their official du- 
 ties To rob the widow and orphan is con- 
 sidered an accomplished pastime, and the 
 Dick Turpin Executor who succeeds best is 
 sent to Parliament to give him an opportunity 
 to rob the ;:easury. Such men bv-jomethe 
 public tools of railroad monopolists and are 
 instrumental in depopulating the country. 
 
 It was now just midnight and the billiard 
 room of the club had a desolate air. Petty- 
 sham had thoroughly reviewed the field, and 
 the law seemed to offer the best chance of 
 success. The " Hardscrabble " property yet 
 remained, though for years it had only paid a 
 nominal rent. 
 
 That night husband and wife remained 
 long in consultation. She reminded him that 
 his heritage, small as it was, had been suffi 
 cient for the moderate wants of a bachelor, 
 but was entirely inadequate to the require- 
 ments of a small family. In the past it had 
 been a title deed to stock, but in the future, 
 like Carlyle's little estate at Craigenputtick, 
 away up in the Scotish Highlands where he 
 spent six years in writing Sarters Resarters, 
 it would be a retreat where he could preen 
 his wings ere soaring to ambitious giddy 
 heights. 
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 " A knave a quoting holy writ, 
 Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, 
 A goodly apple rotten at the core." 
 
 Shakespeare. 
 
 Malevolent and frivolous reader, if you 
 imagine this story to be a cornucopia of sweet- 
 meats and complimentary bons bons lay it 
 down and read Martin Fraquhar Tupper or 
 any other versifier of commonplace cheap 
 morality. Gall and laughing gas are the 
 animating factors in this wormwood narrative, 
 and, to quote from Byron, '' as fools are my 
 theme let satire be my song." 
 
 It is very agreeable through such soothing 
 aminities as the foregoing, to put one self 
 en rapport with the reader and -rive him 
 thoroughly to understand that \\\i adverse 
 opinion is not of the slightest importance. 
 
 But let us return to our sheep — that is the 
 Canadian people. Also to the wolves in kilts. 
 
 The gift of continuance or "saintly perse- 
 verance " is essential to the novelist. Emerson 
 says that in the study of mankind " we touch 
 and go and sip the foams of many lives." So 
 let it be with this thread on which are strung 
 
 more facts than fancies in a touch ,and go 
 style, as connected thought is irksome, espe- 
 cially when we write to please ourselves and 
 not the reader. 
 
 Such being the case, no doubt a large 
 edition of this work will be left on our hands, 
 and our library will contain many hundred 
 volumes all of which, with the exception of a 
 ridiculous minority, will be the product of 
 
 our own pen. 
 
 * * % '.'; ■::■ % 
 
 The Pettyshams went to " Hardescrable," 
 to practice economy in retirement. The 
 head of the family read laws in the office of 
 an advocate in Consumption, a neighboring 
 village where the notary and the storekeeper 
 kept the poor habitants for miles around in a 
 state of abject serfdom. The one by lending 
 money at fabulous usury ; the other, by his 
 over- reaching and rascility. 
 
 Solomon Screws, the storekeeper, was a 
 Caledodian Jew of Yankee extraction. IJn- 
 scruplous and selfish, he was fast amassing a 
 fortune with which he intended to go into the 
 wholesale line in Montreal. 
 
 Jean Prudhomme, the notary, had the 
 whole prothonotary system of Lower Canada 
 instilled into him from earliest boyhood, his 
 father for long years having been the leading 
 notary of the village. 
 
 Between him and the legal rate of interest 
 there was a deadly antagonism. He abhorred 
 schools, abominated newspapers, and never 
 heard of a city bank establishing a branch 
 without a premonitory symptom of apoplexy. 
 
 "De habitants," he was wont to say, "dey 
 know too much already. If dere was no 
 schools dey would not read, and no read dey 
 would never see dose newspapers, where de 
 fools say dey will lend money at six per cent. 
 Den de bank come here and, Mon Dieu, de 
 notary's business he am spoilt. 
 
 The cohesive power of plunder kept the 
 notary and the storekeeper on the most in- 
 timate terms. It was a tacit understanding 
 that when Jean Baptiste gave Prudhomme a 
 mortgag<^ on his farm, Jean should trade 
 exclusively with Screws, to whom he trans- 
 ferred the mortgage. If Jean failed to buy 
 his supplies from the storekeeper who charged 
 extortionate prices for adulterated goods, he 
 could expect no mercy if he failed to meet 
 his obligations. 
 
 Screws, like all his breed, was diabolically 
 vindictive to those who traded more cheaply 
 elsewhere, and when he " got the upper hand 
 of them" — a favorite Scotch expression — they 
 were cheated out of farm, home and country. 
 
9 
 
 >uch ,and go 
 fsome, espc- 
 irselves and 
 
 ubt a large 
 1 our hands, 
 ny hundred 
 ception of a 
 product of 
 
 rdescrable," 
 lent. The 
 he office of 
 neighboring 
 storekeeper 
 iround in a 
 i by lending 
 ther, by his 
 
 3per, was a 
 
 ction. IJn- 
 
 amassing a 
 
 > go into the 
 
 y, had the 
 war Canada 
 oyhood, his 
 the leading 
 
 of interest 
 le abhorred 
 
 and never 
 a branch 
 )f apoplexy. 
 3 say, ' ' dey 
 re was no 
 lo read dey 
 >, where de 
 ix per cent, 
 in Dieu, de 
 
 r kept the 
 le most in- 
 lerstanding 
 idhomme a 
 ould trade 
 1 he trans- 
 led to buy 
 ho charged 
 1 goods, he 
 d to meet 
 
 iabolically 
 ire cheaply 
 ipper hand 
 sion — they 
 
 d country. 
 
 i 
 
 Fortunate, indeed, were they who had 
 sufficient money left to take them to the 
 United States, tiie home for the oppressed of all 
 nationalities. 
 
 It is to be !«oped that the French Credit 
 Foncier Companies who ofter to lend money 
 for long i)eriods at a reaonable rate of interest 
 will be a check on the Sliylock storekeeper and 
 the unscruplous notary. This, by the way. 
 While Solomon sat in the little room at the end 
 of the store, which was hidden behind bales and 
 boxes of marchandise, he suddenly caught 
 sight of Mr. Samuel Sksimpit, his head clerk, 
 a diminutive man, with a lynx eye and a hatchet 
 face, on which nature had put a trade mark of 
 close bargains and sharp practices. 
 
 "Here, Skimpit," cried the Tycoon with 
 beckoning finger. 
 
 The clerk, who was carrying a gallon can of 
 rum that lacked at least a pint of full measure 
 hastened to his employer. 
 
 I didn't see you in church yesterday ? 
 
 I was there. 
 
 Not in your regular seat. 
 
 No, in the choir. 
 
 What was the text. 
 
 " When ye measure corn unto your neighbor, 
 measure as an offering unto the Lord full and 
 overflowing." 
 
 Skimpit glanced at the gallon measure. 
 
 So did Solomon. 
 
 They parted in silence. 
 
 " Yon Skimpit, is a shrewd lad," solitoquised 
 the employer, " he'll be a leading merchant in 
 Montreal yet." 
 
 " If the Tycoon knew as much of Scripture 
 as he does of falsifying errors" thought the 
 clerk " he would know there is no such text in 
 the bible. It's all right ; he won't trouble me 
 about church again. He values a man who 
 makes seven pints pass for a gallon and fifteen 
 ounces for a pound." 
 
 Both resumed their respective employments, 
 and between Skimpit in the front and Solomon's 
 system of book keeping in the rear, the habitant 
 might as well have been one of the children of 
 Israel in Egypt, making bricks without straw. 
 
 Screws, with a Louis the Eleventh class of 
 piety, which could plan a murder between the 
 pauses of a prayer, was only scrupulous in his 
 religious observances. With slimy softness of 
 speech, he uttered many edifying remarks when 
 the minister or one of the elders called on 
 maiters connected with the church of which he 
 was treasurer. Like Judas Iscariot, he kept near 
 the money bag. It was as truly refreshing as a 
 spring in the desert, to liear him, in the pauses 
 of his writing, dilate on the goodness of Divine 
 
 Providence. He punctuated his remarks by 
 occasional entries in the ledger, as he wished to 
 impress his visitors with the idea that he was 
 an exceedingly busy man, and consequently 
 tlicy sliould feel complimented that he could 
 spare them so much of his valuable time. 
 " My doctrine is that we shall be rewarded ia the 
 next vvorld for the good we do in this — " 
 
 Faase to enter one pair of boots to Jean 
 Baptiste who was too poor to wear anything 
 but home made beef mocgassins. 
 
 "And I make it a practice and instil it into all 
 whom I employ, to do unto others as they 
 would be done by." 
 
 Another pause to add twenty-five per cent to 
 the price. Skimpit had charged for a seven 
 pint gallon of rum. 
 
 "The Lord knows that the things of this world 
 trouble me not." 
 
 Here he dropped a cent and with a pained 
 expression fumbled over five minutes on the 
 floor until he found it. 
 
 Rising with a flushed hue on his porcine 
 countenance, with its small, deep-set, furtive 
 eyes, he continued the sermonette j pointing 
 out in speech the straiglit and narrow path and 
 by his actions travelling on »he broad road to 
 perdition. 
 
 In the estimation of his fellow citizens who 
 had a pity and contempt for any lack of shrewd- 
 ness in business, he was all in all. But he, and 
 those of whom he was a type, telt uneasy and 
 uncomfortable before superiors in education 
 and refinement. 
 
 The Revered Jeremiah Rose, the local canon 
 of the village, regarded Solomon Screws as a 
 very exemplary man, a sort of commercial demi- 
 god, and determined to place his son as an ap- 
 prentice in his store on the very first opportunity. 
 
 The Revered Jeremiah, in a voice loud 
 enough to reach the gratified «ar of the listen- 
 tening Solomon, said to one of the Elders on 
 
 departing : 
 
 "What modest piety ! what industrious enter- 
 prise." 
 
 "A very discerning Divine,^ thought Screws. 
 "Every far-seeing merchant should be on the 
 right side of the spiritual teachers of the 
 people." 
 
 That eccentric author, John Ruskin, whose 
 bright things come like flashes of kghtning, 
 said. An English clergyman told me, and I 
 agreed with him that it was acknowledged to be 
 i mpossible for an honest man to live by trade 
 |i England. 
 
 Ru skin's father was a wine merchant Oa 
 
 . 
 
10 
 
 * 
 
 his death, the gifted son placed this epitaph on 
 his tomb stone: 
 
 "An entirely honest merchant." 
 
 Was this the exception to prove the rule, or 
 merely the out some of filial partiality ?" 
 
 Is staid honesty, in its severest sense, possible 
 in trade ? 
 
 Did the elder Ruskin ever tell a customer 
 that his claret was tbc cheapest in the market 
 when he knew that his aggressive rival was sel- 
 ling the identical article at half a crown less per 
 dozen ? 
 
 Had he never prevaricated, never misrepre- 
 sented, always pointed out to the unobservant 
 and careless the defects of his merchandise ? 
 Never persuaded a customer to load up with a 
 stock ruinously slow of sale ! Never asserted 
 that Tokays and Madeiras, as much out of fa- 
 shion as the Falernian vintage of Rome, were 
 once more popular? 
 
 If such a man can be found, make him the 
 Messiah of commerce - then crucify him for in- 
 troducing principles into business woUy in com- 
 patible with the present age standard of mer- 
 cantile morality. 
 
 Ruskin's clergyman was correct and his aph- 
 orism might apply the world over. All uier- 
 cliants are just as honest as circumstances will 
 allow them to be. 
 
 How men would smile it they beheld this par- 
 adoxical epitaph in a churchyard. 
 
 " An honest diplomat." 
 
 Byron, with his usual cynicism, says " Believe 
 a woman or an epitaph." A truism no doubt 
 when applied to the women with whom his lord- 
 ship associated, but a malicious libel when ap- 
 ])Iied to the sex. This introduces us to another 
 scene. 
 
 Mrs. Screws sits at the head of the table. She 
 is a ponderous matron of the British type, sug- 
 gestive of Dublin stout and porter house 
 steaks. Around her are four little Screws, fat 
 l.odgy, and good natured. They look so much 
 alike, one might fancy they had been pulled from 
 a sheet of postage stamps. 
 
 Others were in the nursery in the tadpole 
 dough-like state of infancy, when all children 
 seem to old bachelors to be howling-machines 
 made on one universal plan. 
 
 " Solomon, my dear" said the buxom dame 
 to her husband, who was doing the great knife 
 swallowing trick at the other end of the table. 
 " Mr. Pettysham, and family are going to live at 
 " Hardscrabble so Buchan says." 
 
 " Indeed I its|aboutJtime they came and looked 
 after the place. Buchan has made a pretti/ good 
 thing out of it. Pettysham, got precious little 
 
 rest from him. They say Mrs. P. is a smart 
 woman. She's the man of that family. " 
 
 " She's very ladylike too," echoed Mrs. 
 Screws. 
 
 " Ladylike ! fudge ! she'll be putting a I«t of 
 nonsensical aristocratic notions into your head. 
 You're too extravagant already. She was brought 
 up with those military people, a reckless prodi- 
 gal lot. You don't catch me lending money on 
 officers' paper. When the " Buffshire bouncers" 
 were in Canada they were all in debt and used 
 to endorse each other's notes as carelessly as 
 confirmed topers take temperance pledges they 
 never mean to keep. Then, when matters got 
 too hot, the gallant officer went on leave of ab- 
 scence,exchanged into another regiment at Tim- 
 buctoo or the world's end, and that was the last- 
 you saw of your money. " 
 
 " But, my dear,thcy have had reverses in for- 
 tune, and have learnt prudence by adversity." 
 
 " What nonsense ! such people never learn. 
 They never learn economy, nor forget extrava- 
 gant habits. I suppose you'll want to imitate 
 their city ways, and dear Mrs. Pettysham will 
 be your guide and pattern. They are an un- 
 godly, worldly minded set, and walk not in the 
 fear of the Lord I . 
 
 "Judge not that ye be not judged, Solomon." 
 No man is a hero to. his valet, and some men 
 are precious small in the eyes of their wives. 
 Solomon knew that his wife was prone to ridi- 
 cule his religious cant and therefore did as most 
 men do on such occassions, got angry and abu- 
 sive. 
 
 Screws, in fact was a Bourbon himself, and 
 thirty years of Canadian civilization could not 
 expel the vulgarity of an Edinburgh slum, a 
 veritable in grained cowboy whom you could soak 
 in attar of roses for a generation, and yet the 
 fumes of the stable would still be paramount. 
 
 Bourgeois like he made the dinner table the 
 exchange for all that transpired in the house- 
 hold during the day, and there the fault finding 
 was done. 
 
 Unquiet meals make ill digestion, and Screws, 
 when his mouth was not full, growled about ex- 
 travagance, pausing occasionally to harpoon a 
 l)otato from the dish. A rather venal breach of 
 1 oUteness as he never ate with his fork. When 
 in a particularly bad humor he hurried over grace, 
 and the echo of " make us thankful for what we 
 a' e going to receive" had hardly died lut when 
 it would be supplemented with the angry ex- 
 clamation. 
 
 "Lord, woman ; what a devil of a dinner 
 you're givin' us." 
 
 Then Bridget carried the dismal tidings to 
 
 I 
 
11 
 
 p. is a smart 
 uily. " 
 
 echoed Mrs. 
 
 Litting a l«t of 
 ito your head, 
 le was brought 
 eckless prodi- 
 ing money on 
 lire bouncers" 
 iebt and used 
 carelessly as 
 : pledges tiiey 
 n matters got 
 1 leave of ab- 
 iment at Tim- 
 t was the last- 
 
 ;verses in for- 
 )y adversity." 
 never learn, 
 brget extra va- 
 nt to imitate 
 'ettysham will 
 Y are an un- 
 Ik not in the 
 
 :d, Solomon." 
 nd some men 
 ' their wives. 
 )rone to ridi- 
 e did as most 
 igry and abu- 
 
 himself, and 
 on could not 
 jvgh slum, a 
 ou could soak 
 and yet the 
 )aramount. 
 ner table the 
 n the house- 
 fault finding 
 
 , and Screws, 
 led about ex- 
 harpoon a 
 nal breach of 
 brk. When 
 id over grace, 
 . for what we 
 :d -lut when 
 le angry ex- 
 
 of a dinner 
 
 il tidings to 
 
 the kitchen : "The master's jawin' agin'. 1" 
 
 Poor Mrs, Screws had got used to this, but 
 the Elder's children, just returned from board- 
 ing school in Montreal, remained silent and 
 mortified through these ever recurring scenes. 
 
 Their beloved parent's organs of alimenta- 
 tiveness were preternaturaHy developed. He 
 dotes on doing the marketing. It was quite 
 appetizing to sere him sniff food and make 
 voluminous remarks on its quality. The beef 
 was " beautiful," the mutton "lovely," and other 
 dishes were designated by similiarly expressive 
 but inappiopriate adjectives. But when he 
 scowled and prefaced his remarks with the trite 
 proverb : "God sends food but the Devil sends 
 cooks," a storm was bursting. 
 
 Bridget heard the cook reviled and the beef 
 disrespectfully used, and reported acordingly. 
 
 Cooks, as a rule, are not culinary angels, be- 
 ing so much near the fire is apt to make them 
 partake more of the character of the denizens 
 of a lower and hotier sphere. 
 
 "Ould Blood and Bones is at it again," cried 
 Bridget skipping gaily into the kitchen, "he 
 says the Devil sinds such cooks as ye be, and 
 it would take a sassage machine to chaw the 
 mate. Sorry a lie I'm telling ye ! 
 
 The cook, full of speechless wrath, looks un- 
 utterable things, and amid angry snifits, she 
 hurriedly wipes her red, smoking arms with her 
 apron. 
 
 "I'll leave the house ! I'll give warning ! It's 
 meself as will be after sarvin' the loikes o' thini ! 
 Me what cooks for the McFlyers, an the Ra- 
 vens, and all the hoigh families on the top of 
 themountain." 
 
 "Don't be after doing that," says Bridget, 
 soothingly ; "Never take heed of ould Blood 
 and Bones, just stay and the Missus will be af- 
 ter givin' yes an old dress or a rise in your 
 wages." 
 
 "Is it a rise of wages, indade, and live wid 
 the loikes; me, what's bin livin' wid the quality ? 
 I'p sooner cook for a has-been for me vittles 
 thin git good wages from a niver-was, and ould 
 Screws niver was and niver will belong to the 
 quality I Tell the Missus I've given her warn- 
 ing. 
 
 Poor Mrs. Screws, as she had often done be- 
 fore, managed to mollify the cook. Blood and 
 E>>nes marched off to the store muttering that 
 he w IS a misused man, though snmarling a re- 
 luctant consent to visit the Petlyshams on their 
 arrival at ' ^ardscrabble." He wanted to "hold 
 off" he said and "keep a stiff upper lip," just to 
 show these people that he considered himself 
 quite as good as they were. 
 
 The festive board was now the resort for Skimpit 
 
 and his fellow clerks, who luxuriated in the 
 baked meats of the funeral. Ther repast was 
 resided over by the elddest daughter of the 
 house, Miss Mary Screws, who adored Skimpit 
 
 "he was so business like." 
 
 Skimpiit thought more of a prospective share 
 in his future father-in-law's business than he 
 did for the undivided affections of the ever 
 faithfuj Mary 
 
 To his practical mind the heart was a useful 
 muscle to promote the circulation of the blood 
 and nothing more. 
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 
 A chapter in which business and religion are mixed 
 
 like the sign on the Swiss inn. 
 
 " Wako anil repent your sins with grief, 
 I'm called tho (iolden Ijhin of Ueef." 
 
 The Seigneury of Hardscrabble, consisting uf 
 about a thousand acres, had been rent(xl for a 
 nominal sum during the prosperous days of tlic 
 Pettyshams to Robert Buchan, a Scotch High- 
 lander, known in the country round as " Bob 
 Buchan." 
 
 The generous Celtic blood coursed througii 
 Bob's vt'ins, making him ])assionate and jiroud, 
 but neither vindictive nor treacherous, and as 
 hospitable as an Arab. Poor Buchan was fear- 
 fully superstitious, and firmly believed in witches, 
 warlocks, wraiths, apparitions and all tlie para- 
 phernalia of the supernatural that precede, 
 sudden death and calamities. 
 
 In his native hills, where fancy feeds the 
 imagination with beautiful scenery, he imbibed 
 a strong love for the marvellous, the weird and 
 mysterious. Ossian, that Homer of Celtic song, 
 he had read and re-read, and found unbounded 
 delight in his sonorous swelling numbers and 
 majestic imagery. This poem, the Liimcntations 
 of Jeremiah, the woe begone book of Job, the 
 Apocalypse, and Wilson's tales of the Scotch 
 border formed the extent of his reading. The 
 '"mpress of such a library on the Gaelic nature 
 can well be conceived, and it is not astonish- 
 ing that in after life he fancied he had the gift 
 of prophecy and second sight, like Camp- 
 bell s seer who gave warning to I<ochiel. 
 
 " The advent of age (jave him mystical lore, 
 And coming events ca-.t their shadows before." 
 
 This generous Celt was a singular psycholo- 
 gical study, demonslrativ.g the injurious effects 
 of superstition on an impressionable romantic 
 nature. The ignoriint habitants who surrounded 
 him were not much improved by tlie advent 
 of several Scotch clans who settled in the 
 vicinity of the Seigneury towards the close of 
 the last century, and received from time to time 
 acessions to their nnmbcns. The Highland 
 
regiments who took part in the taking of 
 Quebec, remained in Canada and formed 
 settlements in the country adjacent to that 
 fortress, but the assimilating power of the 
 French Canadian was too much for even the 
 obstinate Scotch blood. Their descendants 
 so gradually lost their nationality that the 
 traveller in less than half a century could 
 scarcely find an English speaking .person 
 among the population clad in homespun, with 
 tuques on their heads and moccasins on their 
 feet. These rustics were the descendants of 
 the Caledonian mountaineers who scaled the 
 rocks of Quebec and were led by Wolfe to 
 victory on the plains of Abraham. The clan 
 patronymic alone survived, and Macdonald, 
 Macpherson, Macintosh, were household 
 names borne by ruddy, often red haired men, 
 who were strangers to the garb of old Gaul 
 and to both the Celtic and the Saxon tongues. 
 The Highland clans, however, who settled in 
 the vicinity of Lancaster preserved their 
 national traits and language intact for a long 
 period, until within the past thirty years, when 
 the ever increasing frugal French invaded 
 their stronghold. These seem in a fair way 
 of attaining numerical supremacy, as many of 
 the descendants of the original settlers have 
 moved to that land of promise, the Western 
 States. The same singular transformation is 
 going on in Glengarry at the present day. 
 They swarm down from the lumber districts 
 in the Spring, singing merrily some simple 
 Canadian lay, which seems to have an immor- 
 tality of popularity. The fiddler plays an 
 electric lively air, beating time with his fete 
 and swaying his body in rhythm to the 
 music. The Frenchified Heelandman springs 
 on to a shutter, or any platform improvized 
 for the purpose, and dances with all the 
 abandon and vim of his Jacobite ancestor, 
 that Macpherson, who, when on the scaffold, 
 according to the old song, 
 
 " Sae rantingly, sae wantingly, 
 Sae dauntingly gaed he, 
 He played a sprig and danced it round, 
 Beneath the gallows tree." 
 
 Vive la bagatelle, Jean Baptiste with a 
 fiddle, a shutter and du sin rises like his 
 Scotch prototype, Tam O'Shanter, o'er all 
 the ills of life victorious, and sings this new 
 version of the patriotic air. 
 
 " Pour chasser le spleen, 
 J'entrais dans une inn, 
 Ou. je bus du gin, 
 God save ze (jueen. " 
 
 Boh Buchan, though he had many rollick- 
 ing semi-barbarous characteristics, was a fair 
 farmer, and during the period in which lie 
 
 was the " laird of Hardscrabble," as he loved 
 to be styled, managed to make a very 
 handsome income, but being hot-headed and 
 improvident, involved himself in a number of 
 petty lawsuits that depleted his money-chest 
 of more than petty cash. 
 
 But the reign of the Buchans was now 
 over. 
 
 The Pettyshams had come down to stay on 
 the old domain, but as Bob was advancing in 
 years, though still hale and hearty, he was 
 offered and had accepted the duties of overseer 
 under the supervision of Mrs. Pettysham, 
 who allowed him to lease, for a long time, a 
 few acres adjoining the homestead, on which 
 he erected a cottage and a small barn and 
 stable. Here he lived with his wife, a sonsie 
 Scotch matron, who, when not occupied 
 with household duties, revelled in reading 
 of the horrors of the siege of Jerusalem as 
 depicted by Josephus, Fox's book of martyrs, 
 the gloomy sr.rii)tural prophets. Revelations, 
 and other light cheerful literature of a 
 kindred character. Not a very desirable 
 person to be entrusted with the care of 
 impressionable young children. So Mrs. 
 Pettysham thought, and endeavored, but in 
 vain, to keep her younger brood from listen- 
 ing to the old dame's ghost stories. When 
 the dog howled, she prophesied a death, and 
 as the dog was a persistent howler, she a 
 persistent soothsayer, and the number of her 
 family and relatives exceedingly large, she 
 was invariably as correct — well, as Vennor. 
 Finding herself so successful in this grave- 
 yard department of the prophesying business, 
 she let her weird imagination take other 
 flights and protended dire evils to Church 
 and State. She fixed the day when the seals 
 would be opened, the vials of wrath poured 
 forth and the Scarlet woman of Rome hold 
 high carnival in this Canada of ours. 
 
 The children of this supernatural-loving 
 couple had all left the oracular, si>hynx-like 
 abode, and betaken themselves to the United 
 States. Thomas, the eldest, had gone to 
 Boston. Resembling his parents in their love 
 for the marvellous, he had gradually drifted 
 so far from religion, by attending spiritual 
 seances and associating with mediums, that 
 he conceived he had the gift of second sight 
 and look to table-turning and interviewing 
 the departed. In fact he was like one of 
 those doctrinaires who take you into a fog 
 and then leave you there. One would have 
 forgiven his religious eccentricities, were he 
 not a most persistant propagandist, seeking 
 to innoculate every one he encountered 
 with his own belief. 
 
 I 
 
13 
 
 He preached by this text, " The chosen of "the 
 Ijord are we and heathen all besides," and with 
 an inherited spirit of intolerance, those who 
 were not spiritualist could never see the " Sum- 
 mer land," the heaven of this sect. They would 
 be condemned to hang around a celestial lobby 
 or wander in a sort of Swedenborgian Hades — 
 as ghostly undergraduates, until sufficiently ex- 
 amined to obtain admittance to a highar class. 
 This other spiritualistic world consisted of a 
 number of spheres into which mortals were 
 placed at death according to the relative degree 
 iif perfection they attained to in thi.s vale of tears. 
 If only comparatively good they were assigned 
 to the comparative sphere. But if t>!iey struck 
 the bull's eye of perfection in this sinful world 
 of weak flesh, they ascended immediately to the 
 superlative superstructure, on the summit of bliss, 
 and no doubt looked down with contempt from 
 their mountain perch on the dwellers in the 
 .Sherbrooke, St. Catherine, St. Antoine and 
 lower streets of this hereafter, where all men are 
 evidendy not equal before the throne. But of 
 this individual more anon. 
 
 The Buchans were regular attendants at the 
 Rev. Jeremiah Rose's church. That mild man- 
 nered Divine was much troubled in spirit by 
 Bob's vagaries, and strove ardently to keep the 
 imaginative highlander in the orthodox path. In 
 the main Bob was a full believer in the five 
 points of Calvinism and the great truths of 
 Christianity, but would too frequently allow 
 himself to wander into the circuitous paths of 
 superstition and have a good bout with witches 
 and warlocks. This bib and rattle theology 
 grieved the minister while Mrs. Pettysham quite 
 lost all patience at his absurdities. 
 
 Old Mrs, Buchan was always delighted to see 
 the Minister. It gave her a chance to talk on 
 religion which she loved only a little less than 
 contradiction. When there was a rheumatic 
 wind from the east she had serious doubts about 
 the resurrection of the body, coming to the con- 
 clusion that it was rather risky taking to the 
 next world this earthly tabernacle of the soul 
 with all the ills that it is heir to. In confirm- 
 ation of this she would hurl texts from the 
 minor prophets and other obscure portions of 
 the Scriptures at the good man's head until he 
 retired discomfited. Then the neighbors, loud 
 in praise of her piety and learning, would pass 
 the word from mouth to mouth. 
 
 " Mother Buchan has again stumped the par- 
 son.'' 
 
 This rather lowered the good man in tlie esti- 
 mation of the Jennie Geddes's of the village 
 who " were no vera shure that the mcLMiistcr 
 was gifted we' the power o' the speerit," and as 
 women rule their husbands generally on re- 
 
 ligious matters, it was as generally concluded 
 that the Rev. Jeremiah was not a theological 
 breech-loading, hundred pound armstrong gun. 
 An itinerant preacher, when told that his pay 
 was very poor, remarked frankly, " Yes the pay 
 is dreadful poor — but it's dreadful poor preaching 
 I give for the money." So the people of Con- 
 sumption had to be contented with their minister 
 whose preaching at the worst was better than his 
 pay. Screws the Treasurer believed in keeping 
 the ministers poor, as poverty restrained pride 
 and begot humility — an essential in the character 
 of a country clergyman. 
 
 The Rose residence, or the Manse, as the old 
 country people calhd it, was a substantial struc- 
 ture having being built by an old Hudson Bay 
 trader who, from compunctions of a tardily awa- 
 kened conscience, devoted a pittance of the 
 pelf swindled out of the Indians to the service 
 of his Maker, like the penitent thief who thought 
 to silence the still small voice by giving in alms 
 the tail of the pig he had stolen. This Nor'- 
 West magnate had also built the church, and on 
 a marble tablet above the entrance commemor- 
 ated the fact by the following inscription : — 
 
 "This church was erected by Peter McGrab at liis 
 sole expense." 
 
 It might have been written truthfully at " his 
 soul's expense,"considering the number of shoddy 
 blankets and the amount of poor whiskey he 
 palmed off on Lo, the poor Indian. Peter for- 
 got, or never read Pope, or else the couplet 
 wo\ild have warned him that 
 
 " He who builds to God and not for Fame, 
 Will never mark tba marble with his name." 
 
 The church and manse, however, were the 
 pride of the village, and if the minister did get 
 poor pay, he was at least comfortably housed and 
 was not under the necessity of constantly dunning 
 the congregation for money to make as constant 
 repairs to a cheap church run up by a contractor, 
 who knew " - would have to wait a long period 
 for his money and consequently wasted as little 
 time and material as possible on the job. 
 
 Not a few such flimsy churches are built on 
 promises to pay. 
 
 The Rose family consisted of Mrs. Rose, a re- 
 fine lady, who in younger days had been one of 
 the garrison belles of Montreal, but 
 with that impulsiveness characteristic of 
 the sex, suddenly embraced religion at a re- 
 vival meeting and as suddenly embraced the 
 opportunity of making the impression perman- 
 ent by accepting the Rev. Jeremiah, who oppor- 
 tunitely presented himself, while she was in this 
 spiritual mood. The whilehome garrison 
 belle made a most exemplary wife, and with 
 
mam 
 
 u 
 
 ready tact adopted herself to the entourage of 
 a Canadian village. She more than supplied 
 the deficiencies of her husband, and managed 
 tlieir small income with the skill of a finan- 
 cier. 
 
 The reverend gentleman was undoubtedly a 
 good man. He had a solid figure, unimpas- 
 sioned flice and all the dignity of dullness — a 
 dignity most essential in divmes of imposing 
 appearance and limited abilities. The Buchans 
 delighted to "sit under him" and Robert could 
 truthfully exclaim : 
 
 " I stroked with joy my o.J grey beard, 
 To hear the points of doctrine cleared, 
 And all the horrors of damnation 
 Set forth with faithful ministration. 
 No doubtful testimony here, 
 "We all were damned, and that was clear 
 I owned with gratitude and wonder. 
 He was a pleasure to sit under. 
 
 No one could deal in purgatorial pyrotech- 
 nics, nor amplify a parable into a sermon better 
 than the Rev. Mr. Rose, and this even his 
 worst enemies admitted. 
 
 Two children enlivened the manse. The 
 eldest Frederick, a young lad of sixteen and 
 full of promise, had been reared in the family 
 circle, and inheriting a studious refined dis- 
 position with a certain nobility of character, was 
 better adopted for a learned profession than to 
 measure tape and sell molasses in Screw's store, 
 where his father had determined to place 
 him. 
 
 Florence, the other child, was in the delec- 
 table period of budding womanhood. Her 
 well poised head of oval form, giving the im- 
 pression of refinement and intellect, was graced 
 by luxuriant waves of golden hair like an 
 aureole, that swept back into a plain Grecian 
 knot, regular features of Hellenic loveliness, 
 were made most piquante by a pair of dark 
 hazel eyes which contrasted startingly yet 
 harmoniously with her sun-lit hair. This 
 Andaliisian type of beauty, so rare, so unique 
 in our colder climes, may be frequently en- 
 countered in the sunny land of Spain. The 
 late Adelaide Neilson, born in Madrid, was the 
 most lovely being that has graced the stage in 
 this generation at least. And of the pure 
 Spanish type also, was tUe radiant Eugenie 
 Countess de Montejo, whose beauty bid the 
 ambition of a usurper sleep, as Napoleon, de- 
 clining a monarchical aliiance that might have 
 strengthened bis dynasty, raised the daughter 
 of a Count of comparative insignificance to the 
 Imperial Throne of France. Of this rare type 
 was lair Florence, who had that indiscribable 
 soft charm of manner which a convent education 
 there being an entire absence of the 
 dmg School Bonn- which intrudes so un- 
 
 givcs, 
 Boar 
 
 pleasantly in young ladies fresh from Miss Mc- 
 Smatters fashionable Seminary, where the 
 proprietress modestly purports to teach every- 
 thing within the bounds of the human under- 
 standing. The Sisters of St. Joseph, where she 
 was educated, were ladies of intelligence, and 
 that exquisite French refinement characteristic 
 of the ancienne noblesse. In fact, not a few of 
 these worthy women belonged to families of the 
 highest rank in the courtly land of France. 
 Her father, and many of the leading members of 
 the congregation, were at the commencement 
 antagonistic to his child's being educated by the 
 nuns, but as no one offered to pay his 
 daughters expenses at a fashionable Montreal 
 boarding school, they were constrained to 
 silence. On one occasion her mother called at 
 the convent to see Florence, who was sent for 
 by the nun in attendance. 
 
 "Oh Mamma," she cried on seeing her 
 mother, and was just about rushing into her 
 dear parents arms when the nun stepped for- 
 ward and gently but firmly arrested her progress, 
 saying with dignity. 
 
 " Miss Rose, leave the room and enter pro- 
 perly." 
 
 The hot indignant blood mounted to the 
 rebellious young beauty's face, but she restrained 
 her anger and left the room. 
 
 On being summoned she re-entered, and 
 turning to the nun made a most respectful 
 courtesy which the sister returned and then 
 retired, leaving mother and daughter to- 
 gether. 
 
 Withal, her voice, like Cordelia's, " was ever 
 soft, gentle and low, that excellent thing in 
 woman," and her accents fell so naturally that it 
 was quite refreshing to listen to her liquid Can- 
 adian tones, after the tympanum had been 
 harrowed by the affected English drawl imitated 
 by too many of our Dominion belles. This 
 drawl is perfectly excusable in young gentlemen 
 who have been sent from Canada to Oxford or 
 Cambridge for the purpose of forgetting tbis 
 native accent and their country. These soft- 
 shelled snobs come back so imbued with Eng- 
 lish ideas, that when bad weather in London 
 is cabled, they put up their umbrellas in Mon- 
 treal. 
 
 ******* 
 
 We have now, inconsequential reader, intro- 
 duced the main army of our characters in due 
 form, and with the foregoing dramatis persome 
 we intend to work on to the finis, introducing oc- 
 casionally, as they say in the play bill, persons 
 ecjuivalent to "soldiers, sailors, peasants, police- 
 men " and other utility people that vulgar 
 little boys in the gallery jeer at and call 
 
Miss Mc- 
 
 vliere the 
 
 ;ach every- 
 
 an under- 
 
 where slie 
 
 gence,and 
 
 aracteristic 
 
 Dt a few of 
 
 ilies cf the 
 
 of PVance. 
 
 nembers of 
 
 nencement 
 
 ated by the 
 
 pay his 
 
 Montreal 
 
 rained to 
 
 r called at 
 
 as sent for 
 
 seeing her 
 g into her 
 cpped fof- 
 er progress, 
 
 enter pro- 
 ted to the 
 e restrained 
 
 tered, and 
 1 respectful 
 i and then 
 lighter to- 
 
 " was ever 
 It thing in 
 rally that it 
 liquid Can- 
 had been 
 wl imitated 
 :lles. This 
 gentlemen 
 » Oxford or 
 getting tkis 
 I hese soft- 
 with Eng- 
 n Ix)ndon 
 as in Mou- 
 
 lder, intro- 
 ers in due 
 s persome 
 iducing oc- 
 11, persons 
 Its, police- 
 at vulgar 
 and call 
 
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 15 
 
 " soups," and men of the world consider as in- 
 signiticaiit pawns on life's chess-board, 
 
 Wkv the Gi.'rman army at the seige ol Sedan, 
 wc have placed our forces on the surrounding 
 hills and now tlie cannonading begins. The 
 modern slory-tellers introduce the reader into a 
 room full of people, and he finds out the char- 
 acter as best he can in such a colloquial fashion 
 that it is difficult to know who's who, until half 
 way througli the book, vide tlio realistic pages 
 of " Ouida " and the Sunday school editions of 
 
 •' Zola." 
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 
 A chapter wlierein conceit chones a text, ignorance ex- 
 pouuib it, and auiwratition advocatea it. 
 
 The F^ettyshams had been for several days in 
 possession of " Hardscrabble " and as soon as 
 " things were set to rights " as our practical 
 American cousins say, the family received calls, 
 Already the old place shows traces of rejuven- 
 ation, a few coats of paint, a little tidying up, 
 a little gardening, a nail here and a rail there, 
 and the wrinkles gradually disappear from the 
 face of the old mansion, as if it had applied an 
 infallible " Bloom of Youth " or some other 
 cosmetic to its aged features. Mrs. Pettysham 
 put energy into all arouna her and even the 
 lubberly cow boy endeavored to be active and 
 let people know he was alive while he did live. 
 Mr. Pettysham, though a mortal of the careless 
 kind and something of a Sybarite, was almost 
 transformed into a stern Spartan by his indefati- 
 gible wife. He read law diligently and being a 
 man of varied information with strong percep- 
 tive and retentive faculties might have been a 
 Canadian Solon had fate called him to the bar 
 at an earlier age. A jovial corpulent man with 
 something of a sensual expression, he took life 
 easy and never worried. There is an impression 
 that fat people are " so good aatured." This is 
 an error, the most intensely selfish people are 
 invariably fat, they havj no sympathy for others 
 and with them freedom from pain and a fair 
 supi)ly of material wants means liuppiness un- 
 alloyed. Your fat jovial sybarite is a very 
 ^«/^</^^/6' fellow in the city, and a very pleasant 
 person to chat with at the country store where 
 he spends most of his time, but for active work 
 ai live sympathy, and the fatherly care of to 
 family the loss of corpulence the better. 
 
 Pettysham had all the (pialifications for achiev- 
 ing jjopularity, not being troubled with delicate 
 sensibilities or active sympathies, consequently 
 he could refuse a favor in a suave pleasant way 
 that would be utterly impossible to a man of 
 heart and impulse who, in endeavoring to hide 
 the pain it gave him to refuse, would too fre- 
 qi'ently assume au austere and even harsh man- 
 
 ner. Being indifferent on religious mutters, he 
 was very tolerant and took the first opportunity 
 to give old Mrs. Buchan a practical lesson on 
 that subject. Like the Earl of Shaftesbury he 
 believed all sensible men to be of the same re- 
 ligion and men of sense never tell what that re- 
 ligion is. 
 
 One fine sunny afternoon in the early part of 
 June, Pettysham might have been seen sur- 
 rounded by a troop of olive branches among 
 whom were Miss Constance, a romping lass of 
 fourteen and the eldest son Fred, a handsome 
 youth of sixteen who had passed very creditably 
 thr sixth form at the High School, Montreal, 
 and would have entered McGill College had his 
 grandfather not failed. Would t' at many of us 
 could but recall those happy school days, when 
 gay and free from all care and pain we frolicked, 
 fought and got thrashed with unfailing regularity. 
 There was even sugar in Howes' cane, " Uavy " 
 Rogers' taws which sometimes made us wish wo 
 were cherubs without bodies to be whacked, 
 were never laid on except when the culprit 
 richly deserved it. Well do many of us remem- 
 ber being called out to perform for the warning 
 and benefit of the class a, pas sen/, a sort of a 
 squirming minuet to the swishing music of the 
 cane, and were so demoralized as to find it pre- 
 ferable to being kept in, a more dignified but 
 terribly tedious punishment to young mercurial 
 blood. 
 
 The Pettyshams were on their way to pay 
 their respects to Mrs. Buchan, whom they found 
 sitting on the porch of her cottage knitting. 
 
 " How's a' wi' ye the day '^ cried out Mr. 
 Pettysham when within speaking distance. 
 
 " Brawly " responded the old dame, " come 
 awa ben." 
 
 " No, no, its a fine day and we'll pay our res- 
 pects to you here on the porch." 
 
 " Na, na, I will ca' it a veesit unless you cross 
 my threshold." 
 
 " Well, well, children come away in," said Mr. 
 Pettysham laughing, as he humored the old 
 dame, who insisted on the ' bairns, puir 
 bodies' gorging themselves with cakes 
 and currant wine. These juveniles with 
 phenomenal digestions were soon romping 
 over the premises, into the stable, up in the hay 
 loft, and then far into the fields, where they 
 wondered until nightfall. 
 
 After the children had gone, the old lady re- 
 sumed her seat on the porch, and Mr. Petty- 
 sham, leaning against the post, kept up quite an 
 animated discussion on prophetical scriptural 
 problems which could only be solved by the 
 author, and she had lost the key. 
 
 " Don't you think Mrs. Buchan, that all good 
 
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 folks in the world will be saved ? There are, 
 perhaps more roads to Heaven than one." 
 
 " Na, Na, ye must be saved by faith, ye canna 
 be saved by works alone, there is only one 
 straight and narrow path, that John Knox in 
 the time of the Reformation pointed out." 
 
 " What ! You don't mean to say that only 
 Presbyterians will be saved !" 
 
 " I hae me doubts aboot ither creeds, they are 
 a led by the false prophets of Anti-Christ." 
 
 " Indeed — How lucky it was for the world that 
 Christ was born a poor Jew, if Scotland had 
 been the place of nativity, no one south of the 
 Tweed would have been saved ! Come, come, 
 Mrs. Buchan, be a little more charitable." 
 
 " I am charitable but ye ken well that many 
 are called and but few chosen." 
 
 " And I suppose the majority of that few will 
 come from Scotland ?" 
 
 " Aye, aye, they'll all come from the land 
 where they ken how to keep the Sawbat/i." 
 
 " I thought you said we could only be saved 
 by faith and not by works. Keeping the Sab- 
 bath is not an exercise of faith. Do you see 
 that cart-wheel leaning against the fence." 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 " What are the ants climbing up the spokes 
 for?" 
 
 " To eat the grease at the hub." 
 
 " Can't they get to the hub as well by one 
 spoke as by another." 
 
 " Certainly." 
 
 " Now these ants are like Christians travelling 
 to the promised land. They are on different 
 roads, but all lead to the same centre. Perhaps 
 these ants resemble human beings. Those on 
 one spoke are calling to those on another, warn- 
 ing them that they are on the wrong path and 
 will never reach the grease at the hub. How 
 astonished some ants will be at th« end of the 
 journey to find those they thought on the wrong 
 way have arrived before them ! There will be 
 many such surprises in Heaven. People we 
 expected to meet are absent and many we 
 thought doomed to perdition are in the high 
 places." 
 
 The old bdy adjusted her spectacles and was 
 about to demolish Mr. Peltysham with texts 
 from the minor prophets, when Mrs. Pettysham 
 opportunely arrived and tke conversation drift- 
 ed for a time into other channels. 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham must of course " come awa 
 ben " and taste the cake and currant wine. 
 
 "What sultry weather we are having, is it not 
 unusual for this season of the year," she re- 
 marked. 
 
 " It is indeed Mrs. Pettysham, we're living in 
 dreadful days, the prophesied time is at hand, 
 
 and " the fifth angel has , soundc.i, and a star 
 has fallen from Heaven unto the earth, and to 
 him was given the key of the bottomless pit, 
 and he opened the bottomless pit, and 
 there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the 
 smoke of a great furnace and the sun and the 
 air were darkened by reason of the smoke of 
 the pit," Now all this is in Revelations, ninth 
 Chapter, ist and 2nd verses. I saw we my ain' 
 eyes yon star fa last night." 
 
 " But stars fall in some parts of the Heavens 
 evary night. Do you really think the bottom- 
 less pit is opened and this is the cause of the 
 warm weather?" 
 
 " I'm verra verra sure I dreamt for the third 
 time last night of the seven seals and the beast 
 with seven heads and ten horns." 
 
 " Perhaps you had indigestion" here inter- 
 posed Mr. Pettysham, adding laughingly, '-when 
 I have a nightmare of that sort I see the Jab- 
 berwock. and the Giascutus flying with the 
 Rhinoceroses among the trees, and bob-tailed 
 salmon swimming backward up Niagara Falls 
 for mere diversion." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham gently reproved her husband 
 for his levity and then turning to the prophetess 
 said half laughingly half seriously. 
 
 " My dear Mrs. Buchan don't you think it is 
 rather an impious assumption to imagine that 
 Providence has appointed you the expounder of 
 his will !" 
 
 " Providence, rradam, has chosen the weak 
 things of this world to confound the 
 mighty." 
 
 " But Mrs. Buchan," again interposed Mr. 
 Pettysham, " you are not a weak woman, the 
 people say you often stump the minister in 
 argument ?" 
 
 The old lady acknowledged the 
 with a grateful smile of conscious 
 partially mollified her. But just 
 rallying to annihilate Mrs. 
 mendous uproar was heard 
 
 compliment 
 pride, which 
 as she was 
 Pettysham, a tre- 
 in the rear of the 
 
 house and m rushed " Bob " Buchan in a state 
 of furious indignation, crying. 
 
 " I'll wrestle the evil one out of her. I'll not 
 stand it, she's a witch and has sold herself to 
 Satan." 
 
 " What's the matter Mr. Buchan?" cried the 
 visitors in a breath, considerably alarmed. 
 
 " Mucklo the matter, that old witch lias been 
 up to her tricks again, she's sold me rats." 
 
 " Sold you rats, Mr. Buchan ! " exclaimed 
 Mrs. Pettysham in astonishment, moving to- 
 wards the door as if she had some doubts about 
 Bob's sanity. 
 
 " Yes, sold me rats, I just found the penny 
 under the door of the barn and as I picked it 
 up a rat : in across the floor. There wasn't a 
 
 dr 
 I 
 
17 
 
 1, and a star 
 larth, and to 
 tomless pit, 
 s pit, and 
 pit, as the 
 iiin and the 
 le smoke of 
 ations, ninth 
 w we my ain' 
 
 the Heavens 
 the bottom- 
 cause of the 
 
 for the third 
 id the beast 
 
 here intcr- 
 ingly, '"when 
 iee the Jab- 
 ig with the 
 1 bob-tailed 
 iagara Falls 
 
 her husband 
 e prophetess 
 
 lu think it is 
 magine that 
 pxpounder of 
 
 jn the weak 
 ifound the 
 
 rposed Mr. 
 
 woman, the 
 
 minister in 
 
 compliment 
 pride, which 
 as she was 
 iham, a trc- 
 rear of the 
 ,a in a state 
 
 ler. I'll not 
 herself to 
 
 ' cried the 
 rmed. 
 ;h lias been 
 
 rats." 
 
 exclaimed 
 moving to- 
 )ubts about 
 
 1 the penny 
 picked it 
 wasn't a 
 
 I 
 
 rat to be seen for months past, but I'll wrestle 
 with her as Jacob did with the angel, she'll not 
 sell nie rats again I'se warrant ye." 
 
 " Who is the woman? " queried Mrs. Petty- 
 sham with an amused smile. 
 
 " That I'renchwonian, the Widow Barbotte, 
 wlu) lives near the creek at the back of Screw's 
 store. Slie's the mother of Narcisse Barbotte, 
 who used to work for me. But he's gone to the 
 United States where these French go, and it 
 will be a lucky day when they all leave Canada. 
 I knew something would happen, I never yet 
 dreamt of Moses and the plagues of Egypt but 
 I was bewitched. Only last night I saw in a 
 vision the Egyptians, full of boils and blains, 
 rubbing themselves against scratching posts as 
 they do in Scotland, and now the witch Barbotte 
 has sold me rats !" ■ 
 
 "Nonsense man ! she's a poor half idotic crea- 
 ture who can harm nobody." 
 
 "Harm nobody indeed! I tell ye one of those 
 French Canadian farmers gave her a few pen- 
 nies and some food to sell his rats and she's 
 sold them to me." 
 
 " You astonish me ! How does she do it ? " 
 
 " With the help of Satan she bewitches the 
 rats. Then she goes to the barn at night and 
 calls out ." 
 
 " 'Rats ! Rats ! Rats 1 ! . ^Ve sold ye to Bob 
 Buchan, I've got the money and yo must go 
 when I lay the penny. ' 
 
 " The old hag then comes to my barn and 
 slips a newly minted penny that Satan has bitten, 
 under the barn door and says : 
 
 " ^Rats ! Rats ! ! Rats ! ! ! While ye stay with 
 Bob 'Buchan, cats can not kill ye, dogs cannot 
 bite ye, traps cannot catch ye, nor poison de- 
 stroy ye. Kiss ye the penny.' 
 
 "She no sooner says this than the rats who 
 have lollowed her squeal with delight and each 
 one as he passes through the barn door kisses 
 the penny and is safe from all harm. I'll make 
 the old beldame rue this job, I'll no leave her 
 till she and Satan lead the rats into the creek 
 and drown them." 
 
 Despite all remonstrances Bob rushed off to 
 put his design into execution. During this 
 strange scene Mrs. Buchan never uttered a 
 syllable but shook her head in a dismal con- 
 ceited owlish way, as if to infer that the bot- 
 tomless pit was now open and she would not be 
 astonished though Lucifer himself and all the 
 powers of darkness paid her a visit, 
 
 Mr. Pettysham enjoyed this characteristic 
 little melo-drama, but his wife was shocked at 
 such a display o( sacrilegious ignorance, where- 
 in rats and Holy Writ seemed inextricably 
 mixed. 
 
 On their return after remaining silent for 
 
 some time, she abruptly asked her husband : 
 
 " Had poor Mary Queen of Scots to live 
 among such uncouth superstitious people ? " 
 
 Yes, my dear, the Scotch in her day were 
 exceedingly rude in their manners and horribly 
 superstitious. Her son, " his .sowship" James 
 the First, of England, found that text in the 
 Bible, " Thou slialt not suffer a witch to live." 
 This modern Solomon employed a wretch to go 
 around the country and discover those 
 possessed of evil spirits. This miserable fellow 
 known as " Hopkins the Witch finder," 
 caused a number of harmless old women 
 to be brought before one of the pet judges 
 of the King. Sir Matthew Hale, who, 
 acting as judge, jury, and prosecuting 
 council, readily admitted the most absurd and 
 suborned testimony, and condemned these un- 
 fortunates to be tortured, drowned or burnt at 
 the stake. His Majesty, or his "Sowship" as 
 his favorite Carr, called him, was grasping 
 avaricious, and mean even for a Scotchman, 
 which is saying a great deal. The King's ene- 
 mies, with much apparent truth, asserted that 
 Hopkins and the Monarch levied a considerable 
 amount of black mail, and not a few wealthy old 
 ladies were compelled secretly to pay heavy 
 fines lest they should be denounced and burnt 
 as witches. To be denounced meant conviction 
 as much as being suspected of being a Royalist 
 meant death during the reign of terror in 
 France. It was this apology for a King who 
 caused the great Sir Walter Raleigh to be be- 
 headed in the tower and then seized his estate, 
 saying " I must have it for Carr." This Carr 
 was the worthless favorite who familiarly ad- 
 dressed the Royal James as " his sowship," and 
 no doubt the monarch deserved the title. 
 Rather singular that such a defender of the 
 Divine right of Kings should allow such famil- 
 iarity from a subject, but a Scotchman can never 
 see any wrong in his cronies." 
 
 " I had my doubts'about poor Mary " inter- 
 posed Mrs. Pettysham," but now I sincerely 
 pity her. Just fancy her leaving the polished, 
 gay, esthetical Court of France, to live in such 
 a bleak, severe, barbarous country. I can well 
 imagine with what infinite feelings of disgust 
 she was compelled to listen to John Knox. 
 
 Yes, John Knox was not a pleasant propa- 
 gandist according to our modern notions of 
 making converts. The spirit of love and moder- 
 ation was foreign to his rough, harsh character. 
 With Mahomet it was the sv/ord, tribute, or the 
 Koran, with John Knox, Presbyterianism or 
 persecution. He was born in 1505, became a 
 Protestant in 1545, and though over three 
 hundred years have passed, the same intolerant 
 spirit towards every other creed is a distinguish- 
 
18 
 
 ing trait of Scotch theology. Monseigneur 
 Capel, (the Caterby of Disraeli's Lothair, which 
 was not written at that period) who has convert- 
 ed half the English nobility to Catholicism, used 
 the sumiiter in inodo method, — a method the 
 Protestants might learn to advantage in dealing 
 with the Catholics of Canada. But the Stuarts 
 were a bad lot." 
 
 " Mr. Pettysham, remember my father was a 
 descendant of these Kings,*' exclaimed the lady 
 indignantly. 
 
 " By Jove, my dear, I forgot I was declaiming 
 against your family. Pray moderate your anger, 
 you are almost as bad as the humorist who wept 
 at the grave of Adam because he felt the rela- 
 tionship." 
 
 This levity was too much for the haughty 
 descendant of a royal line, and the irreverent 
 ribald was in process of receiving a sound rat- 
 ing when, from a path turning into the road, 
 her belligerent ladyship encountered Mr. and 
 Mrs. Screws, Miss Mary Screws accompanied by 
 Mr. Samuel Skimpit, the Rev. Jeremiah Rose 
 and his pretty daughter Florence. These good 
 people had come to pay their respects to the 
 new-comers. After many serious and pro- 
 longed consultations, these rural fashionables 
 concluded to visit the Pettyshams in a body, to 
 • support and encourage each other. Dame 
 Rumor having circulated exaggerated reports 
 concerning the grandeur and fashionable style 
 of life maintained at " Hardscrabble." 
 
 Chapter VI. 
 
 " As the husband, so the wife is 
 Thou art mated to a clown, 
 And the grossness of his nature 
 Will have weight to drag thee down." 
 
 LOCKESLY Haxl. 
 
 Mr. Solomon Screws greeted Mr. and Mrs. 
 Peitysham, with a disagreeable mixture of assur- 
 ance and servility, coupled to an unctuous 
 dcfferencc interrupted by a harsh spirit of con- 
 tradiction. Though generally soft and slimy in 
 speech he could not disguise the natural rough- 
 ness of his nature. One saw only the artificial 
 civility of the tradesman who endeavors to 
 please that he may rise in his business, but the 
 true c.vility of the gentleman who endeavors to 
 make others happy, even at his own cost, was 
 net a component part of Screw's politeness. 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham, a keen but kindly observer, 
 soon placed these people at their ease, by her 
 affable engaging manners. The clergyman and 
 his daughter, the fair Florence, particulary inter- 
 ested her. She felt that w.th them there might 
 be some approach to intimacy, but a secret in- 
 stinct warned her to be on guard wiih the 
 
 Screws family whose ideas and habits were on a 
 much lower plane. These she treated with the 
 most marked and stately politeness —a polite 
 ness that effectually checked all undue familiar- 
 ity. She felt like a beseiged commander who 
 is compelled to admit an enemy under a flag of 
 of truce, but is determined to keep hidden from 
 his observation the condition of the fort and 
 garrison. To treat thisgossip-mongering clique 
 genially and yet allow no prying into her 
 affairs was no easy task with people accustomed 
 to.ask the most blunt questions. 
 
 Poor Mrs.. Screws was one of those good- 
 natured common -place souls made by the 
 thousand like planks from a saw-mill, and well 
 fitted for the common usages of life. Nursing, 
 dressing and housekeeping, with a little peppery 
 gossip filled up the gamut of her life. She 
 never meant any harm by what she said, but 
 like most people who make the same remark did 
 a great deal. Her husband had frequently to 
 reprimand her for speaking too freely of the 
 internal economy of the household, then she 
 would cry and sob " Solomon I'm far from 
 well. Pm not long for this world." This plain- 
 tive appeal, in the early days of matrimony, was 
 potent to quiet the angry passions of Screws 
 but of late years it had become monotonous. 
 
 ** You're not long for this world are you ?" he 
 would exclaim, " if you keep on whining you'll 
 be dead in a month and then I'll be at the ex- 
 pense of a funeral, and the 'annoyance of being 
 without a wife for six months." 
 
 This had an electrical effect on Mrs. Screws 
 who lived in mortal terror that she should die 
 and her children be left to the care of a step- 
 mother, for nothing could convince her that 
 Screws would not marry again. Had she 
 studied better that species of the human race 
 the widower, she would have known such be- 
 reaved ones are not over apt to take a second 
 chance in the lottery of matrimoney when the 
 HTst proves to be a blank. These truths she 
 poured, into Mrs. Pettyshams ear in &sotto voce 
 while Solomon was discussing politics and 
 Skimpit entertaining the young ladies with a 
 story wherein he quizzed a countryman who 
 called tomatoes iomafeses, by saying sys- 
 tematically potateses instead of potatoes. The 
 little imp, hardly large enough to bait a mouse- 
 trap, was taking lessons in grammar at a night- 
 school and went around like a nonpareil edition 
 of Lindly Murray obnoxiously correcting every- 
 body and telling them they spoke "bad gram- 
 mer." Indeed he got quite a reputatio*^ as a 
 grammarian, and on one occasion an American 
 from over the lines not seeing him in the store 
 asked one of the clerks if that " Little diction- 
 ary cuss was around." 
 
u 
 
 :s were on a 
 etl with the 
 3 -a polite 
 le familiar- 
 ander who 
 Icr a flag of 
 lidden from 
 e fort and 
 2ring clique 
 into her 
 iccustomed 
 
 lose good- 
 e by the 
 II, and well 
 Nursing, 
 tie peppery 
 
 life. She 
 e said, but 
 remark did 
 equently to 
 ely of the 
 , then she 
 n far from 
 This plain- 
 mony, was 
 of Screws 
 otonous. 
 e you ?" he 
 ning you'll 
 
 at the ex- 
 of being 
 
 rs. Screws 
 should die 
 of a step- 
 e her that 
 Had she 
 uman race 
 n such be- 
 e a second 
 
 when the 
 truths she 
 I soUo voce 
 itlcs and 
 es with a 
 man who 
 nng 
 jes. 
 
 a mouse- 
 fc a night- 
 «V edition 
 ng every- 
 )ad gram- 
 itio" as a 
 A.merican 
 
 the store 
 e diction- 
 
 sys- 
 The 
 
 Poor Skimpit was not naturally of a literary 
 turn of mind. His esthetic taste had just 
 sprouted and was not yet out of the nursery. 
 People wandered how Sammy should '' go so 
 suddenly for book laming. " I-ittle they knew 
 that under the calm business-like exterior of 
 Samuel Skimpit there was an emotional volcano 
 of romance. It that heart, as it were, Cupid had 
 started business and was doing a roaring trade. 
 Miss Mary Screws had found pices of paper in 
 his room covered with original poetry, wherein 
 the spondees and dactyls were about as musical 
 as if they had been fired out of a cannon. 
 One line could be measured with a yard-stick 
 and the other with a ten-foot pole, for Skimpit 
 cultivated the rugged metre of Walt Whitman 
 and made his poetic lines like " Blades of 
 Grass," some " long, and t'others short." Mary 
 treasured these effusions and grew more lovingly 
 affectionate with her own Sammy. But she 
 acted on him like a dose of treacle and brim- 
 stone they give school boys in spring to cool 
 their blood. 
 
 Alas poor Samuel, alas poor Mary. The 
 course of true love never does run smooth. 
 Talk of the " Rocky Ride " to Dublin, dream of 
 riding over a corduroy road in a springless hay- 
 cart I These are as ephemeral as infantile 
 spankings, forgotten perhaps ere the maternal 
 slipper is replaced, but what, 7v/iat balm is there 
 for the pangs of unrequited affection ? 
 
 Skimpit loved — but not where he could get a 
 share in the business. This was quite a mis- 
 take from a commercial point of view. Where 
 were the claims of interest and advancement ? 
 "The thoughts ye cannot stay with brazen 
 chains a girls hair lightly binds." The spell of 
 woman's wiles have been woven around Sam- 
 uel's heart, and 
 
 Love forever hath 
 
 A spell to make Ambition sleep. 
 
 crews now had no occasion to reprimand his 
 head clerk for non attendance at church. 
 Samuel, instead of racing around the country 
 on a buck -board on the Sabbath day buying pro- 
 duce and doing a little note shaving on his own 
 account, now went regularly to chnrch, taught 
 Sunday school, attended the Thursday evening 
 meetings, and not unfrequently led in prayer. 
 He never played cards now on Sunday even- 
 ings, and spoke of the failings of others in a tone 
 ;ndicative of his own infallibility. In fact he be- 
 <ame a pious prig, but, like a pendulum, was 
 eternally swinging to extremes. One month 
 he would forswear dancing and declare it was 
 sinful. Then his restless energy, like one of 
 Cromwell's Roundheads, with a text of Scrip- 
 lure for a Clirislian name, would denounce stage 
 
 plays as vain devices of the evil one. When the 
 pendulum was at stage plays he never missed a 
 dance in the whole country side, but when ir yot 
 back he attended every vagabond strolling com- 
 pany that performed, and talked of high art 
 and the drama. 
 
 In fact Skimpit fell over head and ears in love 
 with that heart ensnarer, Florence Rose, 
 the minister's lovely daughter, who had just 
 finished her education at the Convent and had 
 returned to Consumption. How eagerly he 
 embraeed ;he opportunity of obtaining an intro- 
 duction when the visit to the Pettyshams was 
 arranged. How agreeable he tried to make 
 himself while his little enslaver, as demure as a 
 nun quietly enjoyed this her first triumph. 
 
 " Yes, M's. Pettysham, the doctor knows my 
 constitution, Mrs. Pettysham, and 1 feel far fruin 
 well, Mrs. Pettysham, and I know I'm not long 
 for this world, and what's to become of those 
 poor motherless children, Mrs. Pettysham?" 
 
 " There she goes again," said Screws to him- 
 self, pausing in the conservation with Mr. 
 Pettysham and darting a fierce look at his wife. 
 "I suppose Mrs. Pettysham will know more than 
 I do of my own house if I stay much longer." 
 
 But Mrs. Screws was not to be put down, and 
 by way of defiance raised her voice a little 
 louder, and having beard somewhere that it 
 showed respect when addressing a person to re- 
 peat their name as frequently as posoible, took 
 care to sprinkle Mr. Pettysham's patronymic 
 pretty liberally in the conversation. She learnt 
 it from her father, Joblot, boot-maker to the 
 nobility, who couldn't sell Lord Tom No^'dy 
 even a pair of laces without calling him " My 
 lord" as often as there were eyelets in his shoot- 
 ing boots. 
 
 " Yes, Mr. Pettysham, what is to become of 
 those poor motherless darlings. There is my 
 eldest daughter, Mary, she of course will be pro- 
 vided for — " 
 
 The rest of the conversation could only be 
 inferred from fragments — Mr. Skimpit — steady 
 pious young man— good husband — s/mre in busi- 
 ness. 
 
 This little bit of family history was unfortun- 
 ately revealed at a time when a complete lull in 
 the conversation took place. 
 
 Skimpit heard it and could have howled with 
 anguish. 
 
 Miss Screws heard it, blushed, and looked ten- 
 derly at her own Sammy. 
 
 Miss Rose heard it, and imagining there 
 could be no harm in being affable to the fiancid 
 of her friend, made herself very agreeable. 
 
 Mr. Pettysham heard it, and putting Skimpit 
 under a mental microscope, anatomized the in- 
 sect in his usual calm way, "Confidence— 
 
20 
 
 1 
 
 brass— assurance — never lack anything for want 
 of asking." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham of course heard it, and with a 
 woman's unerring instinct, considered it a very 
 good match. 
 
 What more unseasonable confidences the 
 loquacious Mrs. .Screws would have inflicted on 
 her much enduring kostess had not the servant 
 announced — 
 
 Mr. and Mrs. Prudhomme. 
 
 The notary, a short meagre man, witli a coun- 
 tenance as full of angles as a treatise on trigon- 
 ometry, advanced into the room followed by his 
 wife, a large corpulent woman, who was dressed 
 so inharmoniously that each article looked as if it 
 had been won at a lottery. A paint shop struck 
 with a bombshell would have been harmony it- 
 self compared with her toilet. 
 
 The man of deeds and titles bowed politely to 
 the hostess and host,' and was about to take his 
 seat when Screws advanced familiarly and shak- 
 ing hia hand exclaimed — • 
 
 " Why, Toughheel, you here ? Didn't expect 
 this. Mrs. Pettysham, all the village seems to 
 be making you a call to-day." 
 
 "Ah, Monsieur Screws, you will '-.all rae 
 foug/i heel. Monsieur Pettysham, dis man no 
 pronounce the French vera well. My name 
 is Theophile Achille, and he call me Tough- 
 heel." 
 
 "Your name in English is Theophilus 
 Achilles," responded Mr. Pettysham. " Mr. 
 Screws perhaps is something of a humorist, and 
 calls you ' the tough heeled Achilles.' That my- 
 thological warrior was only vulnerable in the 
 heel, but you are completely invulnerable, judg- 
 ing by your name . " 
 
 The notary laughed at this quaint conceit 
 and so did Screws, to show that that he under- 
 stood the classical illusion, which he did not. 
 
 Mr. Pettysham took a good look at the hard- 
 featured notary, and concluded that his tough 
 heel was the only soft spot about him. 
 
 The notary in his turn thought that as far as 
 Pettysham was concerned, "Hardscrabble" would 
 not stay long in such hands. The Madam, as 
 he called Mrs. Pettysham, would be a foil *-o any 
 plans he and Screws had to eventually possess 
 the seignory. 
 
 Injustice to-day lives as much in a fortress as 
 in the old feudal times when the predatory 
 baron swept down from his stronghold and har- 
 ried the defenceless peasants of the plain. Our 
 modern robbers are the store-keepers, and the 
 extortionate money-lenders and they are destitute 
 of chivalry and romance, redeeming features of 
 their prototypes, That delightful writer, Wash- 
 ington Irving, says, " a conscientious highway- 
 man reforms and becomes a praiseworthy citizen. 
 
 contenting himself with cheatiug his neighbor 
 out of that property he would formerly have 
 seized with open violence." 
 
 " Ah, Monsieur Pettysham, you will soon make 
 one fine place of dis ' Hardscrabble.' " 
 
 " TV) be sure," added Screws. " Mr. Petty- 
 ham has no doubt studied scientific farming and 
 wfll help to educate our farmers up to the 
 modern style of agriculture. They know nothing 
 about sub-soil drainage and plowing, phosphate, 
 guano and patent fertilizers. I suppose you will 
 introduce the new systems?" 
 
 " Not I ; in fact I know but little about farm- 
 ing, except in theory — enough perhaps to enable 
 me to make a short speech at an agricultural 
 dinner. Besides, 1 have no capital to embark 
 in 'such enterprises. I Ipave that for Montreal 
 millionaires, who farm on the Lachine Road 
 for pleasure and raise potatoes that cost about 
 ten cents each. My wife will look after ' Hard- 
 scrabble.' " 
 
 "As for capital," said the notary, " you would 
 have no trouble, I assure you, in raising all the 
 money you want at a nominal rate of interest, 
 — merely nominal, I assure you. Is that not so, 
 Mr. Screws ?" 
 
 Certainly, ray dear Toughheel, no man . 
 this county has better judgment on such mat- 
 ters, and Mrs. Pettysham, this fine estate is 
 susceptible of great improvement, but it never 
 has had such intelligent management as you can 
 bestow upon it. 
 
 " I am afraid, Mr. Screws, replied the hos- 
 tess, this is no country for scientific agriculture 
 and gentleman farming." "He who would thrive 
 by the plow must hold it himself." ThI in an 
 old and true saying and worthy of ail •ii.:«,5pta- 
 tion. I have many friends in the townships t» ho 
 have sunk large sums in experimental farming 
 without much success, and you fknow sir it is 
 wisdom to profit by the experience of others. 
 
 " Madam is very prudent,>but too great pru- 
 dence kills enterprise." 
 
 "Experience teaches us caution." 
 "Caution carried to excess makes us lose many 
 opportunities." 
 
 " It is better to lose opportunities than to im- 
 perii that by which opportunities can be im- 
 proved." 
 
 " Ah, Madame, it is useless to discuss with 
 so clever a lady, you should be in Parliament." 
 •'No thank you, that is not woman's sphere, I 
 hope my husband will some day get there." 
 
 " If he ever gets there," thought hcrcws, " he 
 will be more indebted to you maa to his own 
 abilities. He may have book learning, but a 
 baby could beat him at a bargain." 
 
 Skimpit listened attentively to this conversa- 
 tion. He bad heard similar conferences on 
 
 sev« 
 
 the 
 hou 
 
\ 
 
 fl 
 
 fifs neighbor 
 rmerly have 
 
 ill soon make 
 
 "Mr. Petty- 
 fariuing and 
 up to the 
 now nothing 
 , phosphate, 
 jose you will 
 
 about farm- 
 ps to enable 
 
 agricultural 
 il to embark 
 3r Montreal 
 :hine Road 
 
 cost about 
 after ' Hard- 
 
 " you would 
 
 ising all the 
 
 of interest, 
 
 i that not BO, 
 
 no man . . 
 such mat- 
 tie estate is 
 )ut it never 
 : as you can 
 
 :d the hos- 
 agricuUure 
 vould thrive 
 ThI- id an 
 lii ar., epta- 
 ^nships «i ho 
 tal farming 
 jVf sir it is 
 L/f others, 
 o great pru- 
 
 is lose many 
 
 than to im- 
 can be im- 
 
 iscuss with 
 'arliament." 
 's sphere, I 
 there." 
 :fcws, " he 
 to his own 
 ling, but a 
 
 i conversa- 
 :rences on 
 
 several occasions and they boded little good for 
 iht person who got between Hcrews aud Prud- 
 homme. 
 
 'The notary before retiring was loud in liis 
 praises ofliis good friend Sciews and improv- 
 ing an opportunity when Mrs. Pettysham was 
 alone, informed lier in l-'renchitied Knghsh that 
 he admired " self inado " men. 
 
 " Dere is my vera good friend Monsieur 
 Screws. Smart ii/i oui. He make every ding him- 
 self — lie make himself No fadder no nnidder, 
 he came here all alone. He rich now ah oui. 
 He rise from de lowest of de lov/." 
 
 Screws heard these too fulsome compliments 
 at hrst with pleasure, but when the enthusiastic 
 notary said that he arose from " the lowest of 
 de low," he fidgetted, grew red, and looked dag- 
 gers at his indiscreet eulogist. 
 
 Mr. Pettysham listened with amusement to 
 the httle notary's application of the phrase 
 " lowest of the low," which he had heard in 
 some other conversation and imagined it would 
 be suitable in describing the primal condition 
 of a self made man. These self made men 
 worship their creator, that is self, and though 
 willing to be considered the architect of their 
 own fortune, hardly wish to convey the impres- 
 sion that they were, " Born in the garret, in 
 the gutter bred." All men, would prefer to 
 have it known, that like St. Patrick, they "came 
 oi da cent people." 
 
 " Wh" dear," he said when the visitor left, 
 " I doii t think Mr. Screws appreciated the re- 
 ference to his being the " lowest of de low." 
 That was a pretty good joke. Do you remem- 
 ber old bald-headed Crawfish who died worth a 
 mint of money ? " 
 
 "Yes, he was very proud of being a self made 
 man." 
 
 "Well one day at the club he was boasting 
 rather loudly of the fact, when Charley Bounce, 
 the broker asked him slowly and dryly : 
 
 " Mr. Crawfish — you say you are a self made 
 man, — well when you — were — about it — why 
 did'nt you put a little more hair on the top of 
 your h«ad." 
 
 CHAPTFR VII. 
 
 "Will I write in your album t Ah, do you not knew, 
 We are writing ia albums v. herevet we go I 
 Do good or do evil, whatever our part, 
 We are writing a line on somebody's heart." 
 
 Screws when angry was a master of invective 
 and could be as vituperative as a police court 
 lawyer. He allowed the rest of the party under 
 Skimpit to form the advance guard while he 
 held Prudhomme back, and gave the astonished 
 notary such a volley of abusa for his too candid 
 
 rcfercute to his lowly origin, that the little man 
 fancied he nmst have sugj^'csted there was a bar 
 sinister on the Screws coat of arms. 
 
 The two men hated each other, but the co- 
 hesive power of plunder kept them together, 
 though they could kiss like Judas and deny e^( h 
 other in d.mger like Peter, (irab and self were 
 their gods, ami to tiie'r master passions all 
 other considerations mu.st succumb. Both 
 prostituted their relij;ion to gaining temporal 
 ends. Like pirates beguiling an unsuspecting 
 merchantman they attrac ted the strangers un- 
 der the "Banner of the Lamb," but when they 
 came within ran,L;e hoisted the skull and 
 cross bones anci hred a raking broad- 
 side. One rode the Protestant horse, 
 while the other poses as a leading light 
 of the Ultramontane party and thus they led the 
 religious world of Consumption. It was robbery 
 in broadcloth and therefore reverenced. Not the 
 act but the manner of doing it constitute the 
 difference between the financier and ihe felon. 
 Speculate with the employer's money and the 
 penitentiary awaits the loser, but taking the 
 funds of a bank and sinking it in a hazardous 
 railroad enterprise is only considered a financial 
 misfortune, whereas success leads to knighthood 
 and a seal at Royalty's table. 
 
 " Tough-heel, I don't see any use of a man who 
 has been brought up in the gutter always talk- 
 ing about mud pies," said Screws to his com- 
 panion with an angry snort. 
 
 " Dat isvere true, Mon Dieu, nor do I see any 
 use in the man what no speaks the French call- 
 ing his friend, Tough heel and every body laugh. 
 Ef you call me tough heel — bah ! cet nom bete — 
 I vill tell that little story of de lowest of de low 
 and vill lief you and take my hat and pro- 
 menade." 
 
 " Tut, tut, Mr. Frudhomtne, we can't afford to 
 fall out about trifles, let's us change the subject. 
 I found out in this visit just what I wanted to as- 
 certain. The lady is the head of that house' .old. 
 No use wasting any powder on Pettysham. ' 
 
 Ah ! yes, she smart, vere smart. He good 
 fellows, pleasant man to transact de business, 
 he know so leetle of de grand art of making one 
 bargain. Eh !" 
 
 " Make a bargain I he make a bargain ? J ust 
 about as well as an Indian could with a Hudson 
 Bay trader. But he is no fool though he may 
 not be sharp at a trade." 
 
 " Yes, he have de grand ability, and he is of de 
 noblesse, his family is von of stupendous anti- 
 quity in la France." 
 
 ■' What does family amount to if you can't pay 
 cash?" 
 
 "Ah ! Monsieur Screws, you are too practical. 
 You can pay cash for one, two, dree, four thous- 
 
22 
 
 '^* 
 
 and dollar. Maybe he no have a leetle ten 
 dollar bill, mais mon Dieu, if he run and you 
 run for de Parliament, he takes his seat, and 
 you ! You stay at home." 
 
 Screws made no reply, but after some minu- 
 tes reflection in which his pace kept time to the 
 hurrying thoughts pass'ng through his scheming 
 brain, he remarked : 
 
 " Every man can be had somehow. Mrs. 
 Pettysham is ambitious to have her husband in 
 Parliament. The Conservative party is coming 
 to the front." 
 
 " De liberal member is vere rich. He will spend 
 much money to be re-elected !" 
 
 *' Money alone won't do. The people evidently 
 want a change, and a Conservative candidate of 
 old family would command much influence es- 
 pecially with the clergy." 
 
 " His election will cost two or tree thousand 
 dollar." 
 
 " I'll furnish that amount." 
 
 " Without security." 
 
 " No," a mortgage on " Hardscrabble." 
 
 " His wife will never consentt" 
 
 •' She will if the money is to send her husband 
 to Parliament. That is her dearest ambition." 
 
 " What good will his going to Parliament do 
 us." 
 
 " None at present." 
 
 " Then why elect him ?" 
 
 " I don't purpose he shall be elected, at least, 
 this time." 
 
 " If he run we must support him. " 
 
 " Yes, we can urge him on with one hand for 
 the sake of appearances, and pnll him back 
 with the other." 
 
 " How?V 
 
 "Circulate reports that he is an infidel. 
 Mrs. Buchan says that he laughs at the holy 
 Prophets. He is careless, make jokes, and we 
 can easily manage to convey an impression that 
 he is not sound on religious subjects. If de- 
 feated, we hold the mortgage on " Hard- 
 scrabble " and you know what that means. Eh, 
 Mr. Prudhomme I" 
 
 " Yes, yes, but dey are not like the poor habi- 
 tant, dey read and dey know where money can 
 be had for low interest. 
 
 I am aware of that. We can say we don't 
 wish to hurry him, and will make a mortgage 
 at low interest, say for five years. Paying the 
 interest will reduce their income. I'll allow 
 them to open a running account at the store, 
 and you know what that means. Eh, Prud- 
 homme ? 
 
 " Ah ! yes," replied the Notary with alacrity, 
 biij face puckered inio a priiunace, den you will 
 suddenly have some notes falling due, eh. Some 
 heavy payments to meet, eh. Must have the 
 
 money, eh. Perhaps your vere good friend 
 Prudhomme, might oblige de Pettyshams with 
 a loan, eh. Yes, but it is second mortgage, must 
 pay good interest on second mortgage, eh! Ah 
 ah ! ! he ! ! ! you vere smart man, Screws." 
 
 The conspirators were so interested m their 
 schemes, that they unwittingly approached the 
 party led by Skimpit and the clergyman, who 
 being guileless of the ways of business men, did 
 not understand the purport of their remarks. 
 The clerk putting together the conversation in 
 tlie drawing-room and this on the road had the 
 key to the plot. 
 
 " What a pity " he thought, that Florence is 
 not Mr. Pettysham's daughter, then I could 
 counteract the plot, save her father from ruin, 
 who would out of gratitude bestow on me the 
 hand of his lovely child. Cracky, this is getting 
 romantic!" 
 
 Skimpit, since he joined the church never in- 
 dulged in strong language. He had quite a vo- 
 cabulary of modified oaths, and never got nearer 
 to swearing under the highest provocation than 
 an occasional " darn." 
 
 But he wss too much occupied with his fair 
 enslaver to give much attention to planning per- 
 sonal advantages from the knowledge he over- 
 heard. 
 
 Fair Florence loved poetry, and so did Skim- 
 pit. He never heard Shakspeare's name men- 
 tioned without a jealous pang, failing to see 
 much difference between his Muse and that of 
 the Bard of Avon. Skimpit's imagination was 
 not of a glowing, tropical cast ; on the contrary, 
 it was very practical . With a knowledge of 
 the art of versification, he could have put Da- 
 vid's Psalms in as good long metre as a ceitain 
 exalted personage, who may be heartily con- 
 gratulated himself on not being obliged to live 
 by his pen, which, in the hands of Httle men, 
 is an instrument for their own martyrdom, 
 
 " What a lovely vegetable garden 1" ejaculated 
 the poet. " Are you not fond of vegetables. 
 Miss Florence? Why shouldn't poets praise 
 these useful products ? Flowers are very 
 well, but they only please, whereas vegetables 
 sustain life. And as poets write much about 
 life, why shouldn't they sing about that which 
 sustains it?" If I had been Tennyson, I would 
 have written, ' Come into the garden, Maud, 
 and cull a cabbage for cooking.' Better than 
 culling lilies. A man can't live on lilies." 
 
 " You're evidently not an aesthetic," replied 
 the young lady, laughing. 
 
 "A what?" 
 
 '* An sEsthotic. Don't you know what that 
 means ? .Esthetics are — well, they are people 
 who live on sentiment for breakfast, languish 
 over a lily for dinuer and sup on moonbeams." 
 
 Mr. 
 
 i 
 
;re good friend 
 ^ettyshams with 
 
 mortgage, must 
 )rtgage, eh! Ah 
 an, Screws." 
 crested m their 
 approached tlie 
 clergyman, who 
 siness men, did 
 
 their remarks, 
 conversation in 
 le road had the 
 
 hat Florence is 
 then I could 
 ther from ruin, 
 stow on me the 
 ', this is getting 
 
 hurch never in- 
 had quite a vo- 
 ever got nearer 
 rovocation than 
 
 d with his fair 
 
 planning per- 
 ledge he over- 
 id so did Skim- 
 e's name men- 
 failing to see 
 se and that of 
 lagination was 
 n the contrary, 
 
 knowledge of 
 
 have put Da- 
 e as a ceitain 
 
 heartily con- 
 obliged to live 
 
 of little men, 
 rtyrdom , 
 :n I" ejaculated 
 of vegetables, 
 t poets praise 
 ;rs are very 
 ;as vegetables 
 : much about 
 lit that which 
 yson, I would 
 irden, Maud, 
 
 Better than 
 
 1 lilies." 
 :tic," replied 
 
 w what that 
 Y are people 
 fast, languish 
 moonbeams." 
 
 I 
 
 '' Indeed ! They should be exterminated." 
 
 "Why?" 
 
 " They spoil trade. When people get to live 
 on nothing, they ruin the country stores, and I, 
 as a business man, object to them. I do a little 
 quiet trading on ray own account in 'he beef 
 and pork line." 
 
 " Why not write poetry on beef and pork, 
 Mr. Sl.impit? They sustain life," queried the 
 young lady, with a quizzing laugh. 
 
 Why not, reader ? This is a prosaic, prac- 
 tical age of heifers and hogs. We banquet not 
 on manna, ambrosia, nectar and such celestial 
 cordials. Let the modern bard, then, strike 
 the lyre, and sing a cantata on cabbage, a bra- 
 vaura on turnips, or warble the tender lamen- 
 tations of the onion, that tearful Niobe of vege- 
 tables. Let the love-lorn poet indite a soft, 
 sentimental sonnet to the potato (when 
 mashed), or cultivate a philosophical mood and 
 rival Virgil and Homer in an epic on pork ! 
 Again, why not? The citron, the orange, the 
 fig and the vine are all praised in immortal 
 verse. Then why should the more substantial 
 part of the staff of life be neglected? 
 
 Pope did, however, devote this couplet to the 
 kitchen garden : 
 
 "See dying vegetables life sustain ; ' 
 
 See life, di«solviDg, vegetate again." 
 
 But the muse on this subject is not exhausted. 
 
 Skiriipit took the practical view, and as a con- 
 sequence his versification was a blending of 
 the sublime and the commonplace, a charac- 
 teristic of the inspired Fenian orator, who said, 
 that the ship of state of the Irish republic 
 would ere long walk the waters like a canvas- 
 back duck. He no doubt meant to give the 
 quotation that the vessel would " walk the 
 waters like a thing of life," but his memory was 
 treacherous, and his florid imagination supplied 
 the duck simile. It was not so sublime and 
 comprehensive as "a thing of life," which might 
 mean a swan or a whale. 
 
 It is ditTicult to hide genius under a bushel. 
 Mary Screws confided to Florence that her 
 Samuel was a poet and wrote lovely verses. 
 Though Skimpit never gave out, like Simon, 
 Magus,"thsit himself was some great one," yet he 
 never denied that he occasionally cultivated the 
 muse, and, though some might think it un- 
 business-like, he entertained a contrary opinion, 
 as in the present age, he said, literary ability 
 is a synonym for genera' ability, vide Disraeli, 
 (Gladstone, Cobden, Bright. Lord John Russel, 
 and many other able statesmen, who have also 
 left their impress on the world of letters, to say 
 nothing of Carlyle's " Able Editors." 
 
 The m-'pse was at length reached, but before 
 saying adieu to her admirer the young beauty 
 made the blushing Skimpit a request, that ho 
 should write a few lines in her album, and 
 without waiting for a reply tripped gaily into 
 the house, and speedily reappeared with a deli- 
 cately bound, gilt-edged, perfumed little book — 
 the bugbear of poets, and the delight of versi- 
 fiers. 
 
 The poet received this tribute to his genius 
 with all the rapture a lover would a tell-tale rose 
 from his mistress. In the solemn stillness of the 
 night, he pondered on the profoundness of his 
 passion, which was too great for his tongue to 
 utter. His heart must break or burst in song. 
 It did burst into song, but not of the agonizing, 
 wailing, woe-begone sch-; ol that apostrophizes 
 life and asks if it be worth living — a school that 
 alternates its lamentations on getting into the 
 scrape of being alive with mixed metaphors, 
 which may be highly suggestive, like Browning's 
 poems, but are not easily understood. The 
 reader gropes after the hidden, mysterious 
 meaning in fear and trembling, lest he should 
 lose his mind, and when he snatehes bald-headed 
 the mercurial thought, thinks it might much 
 better have been said than sung, as there was 
 nothing so sublime in it to warrant such ambigu- 
 ous phraseology. But this is one of the fashion- 
 able freaks of the modern muse, and every 
 lamb's wool suckle-thumbkin who makes a bur- 
 glarious entrance into Parnassus must be termed 
 a poet because he darkens the most common- 
 place thought in sublimity. 
 
 Skimpit was not of this pernicious school. 
 He wrote for the people. Every phrase was as 
 clear as the noonday sun, and every line was 
 plain to the least tutored mind. He penned an 
 acrostic on "Florence," but its burning ardor was 
 too pronounced for common eyes to see in a 
 semi-public album. He laid the effusion aside, 
 and,after long tossing in the bed in a wild frenzy 
 of composition, produced this sweetly tender 
 couplet, so full ot fervid remembrance and unaf- 
 fected simplicity : 
 
 When this you spy 
 Remember I. 
 
 Sau'l Skimpit. 
 5, 4, '58. 
 
 True, it was not strictly grammatical, but the 
 free-bounding soul of the poet was not to be 
 chained Prometheus-like to a work of Prosody. 
 He disdained the artificial rules of a class cul- 
 ture, out of all originality, and as tihepoet of the 
 people gave the rugged nuggets of his Muse just 
 as they came from the mine of his exalted soul. 
 
 The young lady's feelings on receiving back 
 her album were not those of unmingled delight 
 Her first impulse was to tear the couplet out aa 
 
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 24 
 
 4 
 
 being too touching and tender for the general 
 eye, but unfortunately it was written on the back 
 of a page that bore a name and a couplet which 
 was the refrain of her every song. 
 
 CHAPTER VIII. 
 
 " 'Tia sweet to court. 
 But how l)itter. 
 To court a girl 
 And then not get her." 
 
 Sweet Singer of Michigan. 
 
 Miss Florence showed her album to a 
 particular friend, who solemnly ejaculated after 
 a peal of laughter, 
 
 " In the name of the prophet — Figs." 
 
 This is a cry that may be heard daily in the 
 streets of Constantinople. There the peddlers 
 preface the name of their wares by a pious ex- 
 clamation, regardless of the incongruous associa- 
 tions and the rapid transaction from pathos to 
 bathos. 
 
 This friend, Richard Douglas, the village 
 schoolmaster, was a tall muscular young man 
 whose father, a farmer, not far distant from 
 " Hardscrabble," having a large family to sup- 
 port, had early suggested that his eldest son 
 Richard, who showed a very decided disin- 
 clination to farming, should find employment in 
 the city. The young man had no love, how- 
 ever, for trade, and notwithstanding bright 
 prospects held out to him by relatives in Mon- 
 treal, accepted the offer of teaching school at a 
 mere nominal salary. Unlike a great many 
 shallow pretenders, who by teaching others learnt 
 themselves to spell, he brought to bear on his 
 duties a culture and conscientiousness, the re- 
 sult of arduous study and a stern devotion to 
 principle. A school is a mimic world, and the 
 master no mean potentate. He rules the chil- 
 dren, the children influence the mothers, and 
 the mothers the fathers ; consequently, he is an 
 unseen force acting in the present and reaching 
 far into the future. Dionysius, the tyrant, after 
 his downfall, taught in Greece, and became the 
 autocrat of the school-room. Louis the Eight- 
 eenth was a pedagogue in Switzerland, and was 
 fonder of translating Horace than of framing a 
 constitution for the French. Louis Phillippe 
 taught philosophy and gave French lessons in 
 New York city. Royalty under a cloud teach- 
 ing the sovereign citizens of the American Re- 
 public ! 
 
 " Oh, he is only a schoolmaster ! " sniffed 
 Miss Screws to Miss Florence a few days after 
 the latter's return from the convent. 
 
 " He's very nice-looking ; do you know his 
 name? " 
 
 " Richard Douglas, son of an old farmer up the 
 river.with a large family, and as poor as charity." 
 
 " Does he farm when not teaching ? " 
 " Not he ; it would be something to his credit 
 if he did. It would aid the old people who 
 have a hard struggle to make a living. Pa 
 offered to take him into the store before Mr. 
 Skimpit came, and, just imagine, he actu- 
 ally had the insolence to refuse. He might 
 have got to be a partner. Pa even offered 
 to give him a salary to keep the books 
 in his spare hours, and do you know that after 
 a week's trial Pa found him so obstinate and 
 unwilling to learn business habits that he was 
 obliged to dismiss him. Then he took to study- 
 ing law. There, he's crossing over as if he wanted 
 to speak to me ! " 
 
 Mr. Douglas advanced with a polite bow, but 
 Miss Screws returned the salute in such a frigid 
 manner and with a quickened step that he saw 
 any attempt at conversation would be considered 
 intrusive. He looked at Florence, their eyes 
 met, and in that momentary glance lay concealed 
 the fate of a lifetime. 
 
 The funny cynic who laughs with all and weeps 
 with none loves to analyze the grand passion 
 and puts it down to mere imagination which 
 clothes lovers in each other's eyes with more 
 charms and graces than the world can see. It 
 is therefore quite a fallacy to suppose love is 
 blind. In fact it would be truer to say that he 
 enlarges the vision and lovers see more in each 
 other than the cold, disinterested onlooker who 
 judges with the intellect and not with the heart. 
 No doubt Douglas thought Florence an angel, 
 and he was to her a demi-god. If in after life 
 such fond lovers discover that he has married 
 but a woman and she only a man, why should the 
 laughing cynic ridicule the the romance of court- 
 ship ? Disillusion will come soon enough — al- 
 most with the laying aside of the illusion fabric 
 of the bridal veil. This is not a love story, and 
 therefore the minute details of this courtship will be 
 omitted. Suffice it to say, that he duly obtained 
 an introduction, as most people ran when there 
 is a will, and she was not displeased with his 
 attentions. " Love in a village " would, no 
 doubt, make a very pretty story, but when 
 one grows old and cynical, few flowers of Fancy 
 bloom on the rugged granite of his mind ; in 
 fact the vegetation of romance at a late period 
 of life becomes stunted, and if the attempt be 
 made to portray passion, the reader feels more 
 inclined to laugh than to liquefy into sympathe- 
 tic tears. May and December never agree 
 either in writing or reality. If readers hunger 
 after highly-wrought love romances, let them 
 seek the columns of the Montreal Star and 
 there find passion torn to tatters by characters 
 who walk on stilts with their heads in the 
 clouds. To be realistic in this intensely prac- 
 
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 tical age, one must deal with facts as they are. 
 The young lady no longer attitudinizes at the 
 harp, an instrument well calculated to display 
 a beautiful figure, nor do her tapering jeweled 
 fingers play over the chords of the soul-melting 
 lute. No, as Skimpit would say, she flounces 
 down at the piano and pounds, while the agi- 
 tated lover turns the wrong leaf of the music 
 and makes a mess of the robust melody. 
 What pathos or passion is suggested by a mo- 
 dern young lady sitting at a piano ! Juliet 
 discovered by the light of a moonbeam play- 
 ing the lute, or burning Sappho in the isles 
 of Greece waking to ecstasy the living lyre are 
 fit subjects for Anacreon and the Irish bard who 
 sang of love and wine and song. Our barque, 
 with flowing sail, is no longer on the sea ; the 
 chaste Dianas of Belgravia grace not chariots 
 drawn by prancing steeds ; nor is the melodious 
 horn of the post-boy heard on the king's high- 
 way. Times are changed. Juliet goes to the 
 ball in an unpoptical carriage, while Romeo 
 rattles down tojhesea behind a shrieking, rush- 
 ing locomotive, and takes a panting snorting 
 steamer like a Leviathan or Behemoth of flesh 
 and blood, to plow the watery main. What poetry 
 or romance is therefore left in the age of machines ! 
 Even love itself has become a mechanical assort- 
 ment of the sexes to meet the demand of the 
 matrimonial market. 
 
 True, people do elope nowadays, but in the 
 majority of instances such elopements are not 
 from, opposition of relations, but from notions of 
 economy. The hero comes riding along in a buggy, 
 snatches up the heroine in travelling dress, and 
 gets married by the nearest parson without any 
 flowers or flummery. Sensible way ! as there will 
 be fewer remarks, several years afterwards, when 
 the divorce comes, then if there had been a grand 
 wedding and a grand display. 
 
 People even in this prosaic age, when disap- 
 pointed in love, presumably commit suicide, but 
 the scientist says this is merely a specimen of 
 emotional insanity and cannot be relied on as an 
 exact science, not being reducible to this mathe- 
 matical formula : — Given two lovers, one a jilt the 
 other infatuated ; result suicide. The infatuated, 
 contrary to all the approved rules of romance, 
 instead of his own life, takes another woman to 
 wife and laughs at his former passion as a sickly 
 sentiment. This is indeed an era of india 
 rubber hearts so elastic that no trace of a past 
 impression is left. It is hard to break such 
 organs, and though broken they brokenly live on. 
 Douglas was not melodramatic and Florence 
 was a lovely, healthy specimen of womanhood, 
 not " too bright and good for human nature's 
 daily food." He paid her no compliments in the 
 Chesterfieldian style of the days of the Regency, 
 
 when Turveydrop was master of ceremonies and 
 manners were as fine as morals were coa»se. 
 Like all her sex she no doubt appreciated sighs, 
 but doted on suppers, silks, and other superflu- 
 ities, and, all things being equal, would marry 
 where her vantage lay. 
 
 As he turned the leaves of the album she re- 
 marked, 
 
 "What an extraordinary person this Mr. 
 Skimpit is. So very practical, so shrewd in busi- 
 ness, and so very pious." 
 
 " Oh, very ! but his interest will never be sac- 
 rificed to piety or principle." 
 
 " You are not an admirer of poor Mr. Skim- 
 pit?" 
 
 ''Yes, I admire him for what he seems to be." 
 
 "That is rather an ambiguous answer." 
 
 " Like the sphynx, one must speak in riddles 
 when we speak of appearances." 
 
 " Miss Screws told me you were in her father's 
 employ. Perhaps you were jealous of Mr. Skim- 
 pit ? " she said laughingly. 
 
 "Yes, I was in her father's employ. But our 
 arithmetics were at fault. He preached long 
 and practised short measure. One day he asked 
 me with a cunning look if I understood addi- 
 tion, division and silence. I guessed at his 
 meaning, and told him I coiiid but would not 
 understand it. He pretended to be very angry 
 at the insinuation, and intimated that my services 
 would be no longer required." 
 
 " I don't quite understand you." 
 
 " It is better that you should not, nor shall I 
 be more explicit, provided the Screws family let 
 my reputation alone." 
 
 The Rev. Jeremiah Rose at this moment en- 
 tered the drawing-room and observed the young 
 man, whom he usually received in a very gra- 
 cious manner, as Douglas was a favorite with 
 Mrs. Rose. On this occasion his greeting was 
 far less cordial and much constrained. Turn- 
 ing to his daughter, he said in a tone of dis- 
 pleasure, 
 
 " Go to your mother, my dear ; she desires to 
 see you." 
 
 After the young lady left there was an awk. 
 ward pause. The silence was at length broken 
 by the reverend gentleman. 
 
 " Mr. Douglas," he said, " I regret to say that 
 at a meeting of the school trustees held at Solo- 
 mon Screws' store this afternoon a change was 
 deemed necessary, and at the end of this term 
 your connection with the school closes." 
 
 " You surprise me. Most of the trustees ex- 
 pressed perfect satisfaction, and only yester- 
 day one of them spoke of increasing my sal- 
 ary." 
 
 "That is just the point. A friend of Mr. 
 Screws, a gentleman from Scotland, has offered 
 
26 
 
 to teach for less salary than you are now getting, 
 and you know Mr. Screws is a man of great in- 
 fluence in the conamunity. Besides, he offered 
 to repair the school-house at his own expense, 
 and the least the Board could do would be to ap- 
 point his friend, which they accordingly did. 
 I am sorry to lose you, but Mr. Screws says 
 that, if you will accept it, he can almost guar- 
 antee you a similar position in Upper Canada." 
 
 " Mr. Screws is very kind,'' replied the young 
 man, with a mingled haughtiness and bitterness, 
 " but I am not reduced so low yet as to be in- 
 debted to Mr. Screws for a livelihood." 
 
 " Richard I Richard ! You shouldn't speak 
 in that way of this excellent man. He is very 
 much respected." 
 
 •' Mr. Rose, you are entided to your opinion, 
 what you choose to assert. I prefer to remain 
 silent as to my opinion regarding Mr. Screws. 
 He is a man of influence, I am but a school- 
 teacher and a poor law student ; but the time 
 may come when my asserted opinion will out- 
 weigh his influence. I hope, however, that our 
 pleasant relations may remain unchanged? " 
 
 " Well, Richard," replied the minister in a 
 hesitating, embarrassed voice, "you see, Mr. 
 Screws is very influential, and— well, he is the 
 leading elder of the church, and I am under 
 many obligations to him. He has been very 
 kind, and, though there was no vacancy, he 
 made a position for my son in his establishment, 
 and " 
 
 " That is quite enough, I shall not place you 
 under the disagreeable necessity of being too 
 explicit. It is very evident to m'- that further 
 friendship would be intiusive, therefore — 
 
 "O, dear, no ! As a member of my congregation 
 it is my duty to welcome you to the manse, 
 and—" 
 
 " Pray don't explain," said the young man, 
 bowing and approaching the door, " time will 
 justify me in your estimation, but until then I 
 must refrain from considering myself more than 
 a mere memher of your congregation." 
 
 When Douglas left,, the Rev.' Mr. Rose gave 
 a sigh of relief, and was positively thankful that 
 the young man had intuitively perceived that 
 further acquaintanceship would be prejudicial tc 
 the Rose interest. Screws was the satrap in tliat 
 district and Screws must be obeyed. To offend 
 him was to draw down on the culprit's head a 
 surly vindictiveness that would stoop to the 
 lowest meanness to accomplish its object. 
 
 He sought his wife and daughter, whom he 
 found in earnest converse, and was delighted to 
 find the young lady so resigned. BLfore the 
 advent of her husband Mrs. Rose had explained 
 how matters stood. Screws had much influence, 
 and, in fact, could compel ft change of ministerf , 
 
 were he so disposed. He had taken a violent 
 prejudice against Douglas, and evidently desired 
 to drive the young man out of the village. She 
 was fully aware that an attachment between her 
 daughter and Richard existed, and she en- 
 couraged it j for with a woman's keenperception, 
 they being better judges often oi the other 
 sex than men are of each other, she saw that he 
 possessed latent power that would one day lead 
 on to fame and fortune, but at present without 
 opportunity he was as seed without soil. She 
 permitted her daughter, in the event of Richard 
 accepting a position in Upper Canada, to cor- 
 respond, and hoped that the future would bring 
 them freedom from the influence of Screws. 
 
 " My dear," said the minister on entering, 
 " the interview was less painful than I thought, 
 but I was grieved to find the young man would 
 not accept Mr. Screws, kind offer. I felt like 
 telling him it was very ungrateful." 
 
 " Did he give any reason? " 
 
 " No, but he as much as inferred that he 
 would not stoop to be under any compliment to 
 such a man as Screws." 
 
 " Did he say what his future intentions 
 were ? " 
 
 " No, but I suppose he will leave the village 
 and find employment elsewhere, or return to the 
 farm ; but I hard' / tiiink he will do that, as his 
 fatiier has too many mouths now to feed." 
 
 '' This "is very awkward. I hope, Florence, 
 you will be discreet and give no cause for further 
 comment." 
 
 The young lady bowed, blushed, and remained 
 silent. 
 
 The parents then discussed Frederick's pros- 
 perity in Screws' employ The mother, with a 
 woman's pride, was desirous that her son should 
 study a profession, but they could ill afford '.->• 
 send him to college. She had to forego her 
 desire, and in due time Frederick entered Screws' 
 store, where he measured tape, the narrowest 
 piece of which was broader than his employer's 
 mind, though he was considered a Solomon on 
 commercial matters. 
 
 CHAPTER IX. 
 
 She brought me hope, and joy, and wild ambition ; 
 
 She taught my h. art new prayers, my li|)snew songs. 
 To all my thoughts she gave that glad fruition 
 
 Which wins the plaudits of the earth's great throngs. 
 
 DkWitt Van Bvrbn. 
 
 Why come not spirits from the realms of glory 
 To visit earth, as in the days of old — 
 
 The times of ancient writ and sacred story 1 
 
 Is heaven more distant t or has earth grown cold ! 
 
 " Hallo, Douglas ! " 
 
 The 'person addressed was walking along 
 moodily, after leaving the Manse, and had just 
 
27 
 
 iken a violent 
 
 dently desired 
 
 village. She 
 
 t between her 
 
 and she en- 
 
 ;n perception, 
 
 oi the other 
 
 \e saw that he 
 
 d one day lead 
 
 resent without 
 
 out soil. She 
 
 nt of Richard 
 
 nada, to cor- 
 
 ro would bring 
 
 3f Screws. 
 
 on entering, 
 an I thought, 
 ig man would 
 ;r. I felt like 
 
 iferred that he 
 compliment to 
 
 are intentions 
 
 ,ve the village 
 )r return to the 
 do that, as his 
 to feed." 
 lope, Florence, 
 ;ause for further 
 
 1, and remained 
 
 ederick's pros- 
 mother, with a 
 ; her son should 
 d ill afford '.«■ 
 to forego her 
 entered Screws' 
 , the narrowest 
 his employer's 
 a Solomon on 
 
 Id ambition ; 
 
 ay lips new songs. 
 
 fruition 
 
 h's great throngs. 
 
 rx Van Burem. 
 
 alms of glory 
 r old- 
 red story I 
 earth grown cold ! 
 
 walking along 
 >e, and had just 
 
 commenced to realize how much his position 
 had changed in a few hours. He turned, and 
 was soon joined by Squills, the editor of the 
 Consumption Clarion, a weekly paper, devoted 
 to Freedom, Liberty, and the latest gossip. 
 
 " I say," began Squills, who never wasted 
 words, but talked as if he were telegraphing 
 across the ocean, and had to pay the heavy 
 tolls out of his own pocket, " you are just the 
 man I wanted to see. Here, I've got a letter 
 from my brother away out in California, and he 
 wants me to come on without delay, as he has 
 been sick for some time and don't expect to 
 recover. You've done 8ome writing for me. 
 Will you take charge of the paper while I am 
 away ? I like your dashing style." 
 
 " Yes, I should like it, but first I must tell 
 you that I am no longer connected with the 
 school, and I must work to eat." 
 
 " Country papers, you know, are not Eldo- 
 rados, but if you choose, I will give you a small 
 salary, and as much as you can make over run- 
 ning ex]>enses." 
 
 Squills named the salary, Douglas accepted, 
 and next day the editor was on his way to the 
 Far West, and Richard reigned in his stead. 
 
 The Rose and Screws families were quite 
 surprised at this sudden change, and, no doubt, 
 if Screws had known that^ Douglas could have 
 so opportunely dropped on his feet, he would 
 have found a method to prevent it. A journal 
 creates popular opinion, and an intrinsically 
 had man fears popular prejudice, the most for- 
 midable, because it is the least tangible oppo- 
 nent a man has to encounter. Screws felt this 
 and dreaded the impalpable touch that can 
 direct public opinion, without seeming to lead 
 it. The Cardinal in Bulwer Lytton's "Richelieu," 
 exclaims when the courtiers come to demand 
 Julia De Mauprat in the name of the King — 
 " Aye, is it so ! 
 
 Then wakes that power which, in the age of iron, 
 
 Biu^t forth to curb the great and raise the low. 
 
 Mark where she stands ; around her form I draw 
 
 The awful circle of our solemu church. 
 
 Set but a foot within its bounds, and on 
 
 Thy head — aye, thotigh it wear a crown — 
 
 I launch the thunders of the Church of Rome. 
 
 What the Church was in mediaeval ages the 
 Press is to-day, in curbing the great and raising 
 the low. That is to say, when it is untram- 
 melled, and not in the leash of King Corpora- 
 tion, who has his collar around the servile necks 
 of too many editors in Canada, whose pens are 
 directed by railroad magnates, who corrupt 
 legislatures and tyrannize over the people. 
 
 Douglas took to his new duties kindly ; the 
 work \vas congenial, and gave him anipk? time 
 to pursue his legal studies ; and between irim- 
 self and Mr. Pettysham there sprang up a wa-m 
 
 friendship, as both were students in the same 
 office. 
 
 He had neither seen Florence nor heard from 
 her, and as time advanced, his imeasiness, de- 
 spite the absorbing nature of his labors, grew 
 apace. He was now going through the agony 
 of Love's Mount of Olives, and in such mo- 
 ments even the most stoical pagan deems the 
 gods too prodigal in dealing out evil to mortals, 
 and too stingy of good. On Sunday, however, 
 he would at least see her, and that was some 
 consolation, 
 
 Sunday came ; she was not in her accustomed 
 place. The family, however, were very atfable. 
 Fred ran up, on the way home, to tell him the 
 good news that Florence was on a visit to an 
 aunt in Montreal, where she would probably 
 stay for a long time, as the old lady was very 
 rich and wanted a companion. 
 
 " It will be so much pleasanter for poor Flo ; 
 there is no society, nor any one she cares about 
 here, but in Montreal she will have a chance to 
 enjoy herself going to balls, sleighing parties, 
 and the skating rink. My aunt entertains a 
 great deal, and the officers are fond of her 
 society." 
 
 Poor Douglas ! The thoughtless boy's pratde 
 fell on his heavy heart like molten lead and he 
 felt a sickening sense of despondency and deso- 
 lation stealing over him. A strong ge- 
 nuine early attacii.nent is «he best safe- 
 guard for a young man, and during the period 
 he had known Florence the world was bright 
 and hopeful, but now life in his loneliness de- 
 void of all attraction stood before him with the 
 brutal justice of a photograph. Come what 
 may he was determined to face the world man- 
 fully and seek in hard and unremitting 
 toil the only panacea for the pilgrim of love. In 
 those bright brief days just closed he found 
 in his grand passion as grand an incentive to am- 
 bition, and under the fostering light of woman's 
 laughing eyes and lovely lips his labors attained 
 to a happy joyous fruition, but now labor would 
 press its heavy weight on his equally heavy 
 heart. 
 
 As he sat at his desk, her love-ensnaring face 
 was ever present, and seemed to guide his pen 
 to nobler thoughts and loftier sentiments, and 
 bade him nurture his mind at the spring of 
 knowledge. He would become a lawyer by 
 profession — a gentleman by practice ; and should 
 he attain to political power would make moral 
 suasion the only proper way of governing men. 
 
 Heigh ! ho ! What grand resolves young 
 lovers make on the threshold of a career I 
 
 Mr. Pettysham often listened to the newly 
 hatched young editor, with fragments of the 
 shell still clinging to him, giving an opinion on 
 
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 28 
 
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 men and things with all the dogmatism of a ve- 
 teran scribbler. He had yet to learn the vast 
 difference between theory and practice even in 
 editing a newspaper. 
 
 " How do you propose to run this paper, 
 Douglas ?" inquired his visitor. 
 
 "I intend to follow James Gordon Bennett's 
 advice, and never be more than a day in advance 
 of the people. In fact, to hold my hand on the 
 public pulse, write as it indicates and thus seem 
 to lead, where in reality I only follow public 
 opinion." 
 
 " That course is well enough for an independ- 
 ent paper, but I am afraid you would never 
 make a party man, and the Clarion is a Con- 
 servative paper." 
 
 " How so ? Cannot a party man be at least 
 truthful ?'' 
 
 " No, because you will find that when the 
 party pulse is at the lowest, the party organ will 
 be expected to crow loudest." 
 
 " But that would be partisanship, not journal- 
 ism." 
 
 " No party journal can be truthful at all times 
 and under all circumstances. The status of any 
 party is best ascertained by the independent 
 press. Its friends over estimate its virtues, its 
 enemies exaggerate its faults." 
 
 " Why use the phrase enemies ? It seems to 
 me that the perpetuation of personal friendship 
 i • not incompatible with political antagonism." 
 " But you must assert your opinion." 
 " Decidedly I It is the duty of every public 
 man to enforce his convictions with energy and 
 persistency." 
 
 " Then you may expect to be bitterly assailed 
 and if you can go through the crucible of vitu- 
 peration and calumny, yet still preserve friend- 
 ship for traducers you will be a phenomenon in 
 the journalistic world. Take my advice, keep 
 within the party lines, but still, at least, be in- 
 dependent of the politicians. Let them have no 
 hold on you for politicians " who seem to see 
 the thing they do not" spoil everything they 
 lay their hands on. They make use of the 
 press. See that you are no crossing sweeper 
 to this class who forget to throw a copper for 
 past services and are only grateful for favors to 
 come. — Hallo ! I who is that stranger passing 
 with old Bob Buchan?" exclaimed Pcttysham 
 breaking the thread of his sermonette. 
 
 " Oh ! that is his son Thomas !" responded 
 Douglas. " He is on a visit from Boston. A 
 creaky notional spiritualist, rather amusing 
 at intervals but a terrible bore. Shall I call him 
 over to inflict you with some of the mysteries of 
 the Summer Land as they term their para- 
 dise." 
 
 By all means do so. I like such characters. 
 
 I make them either afford me amusement or pay 
 tribute to my stock of information." 
 
 The young editor then opened the window, 
 hailed the Buchans and beckoned them over to 
 the editorial looms. As they approached, 
 Pettysham, a shrewd observer, noticed that the 
 spiritualist had mild peculiar grey eyes that 
 fieemed to be looking far away into the future, 
 and light colored hair indicative of a sanguine 
 temperament. The majority of spiritualists, and 
 the late Judge Edmonds declared there were 
 eleven millions in tlie United States and Eng- 
 land have these peculiar traits which are also 
 common to persons of an emotional poetical 
 temperament. The finer higher organization of 
 Americans, especially in the New England 
 States, a land of refinement and high mental 
 training, is more susceptible to such hallucin- 
 ations. One is rather startled to find there so 
 many who have a firm belief in mediums and 
 supernatural manifestations. 
 
 A heavy tramp on the stairs, a shuffling, and 
 the two Buchans appeared in the flesh. 
 
 " Ho ! Douglas, lad, dindyou Mr. Pettysham, 
 how's a' wee ye ? " 
 
 " Brawly, brawly, Mr. Buchan," responded 
 Douglas, using a favourite expression of the old 
 Highlander, who added : 
 
 " Gentlemen, this is my son Tam, frae Bos- 
 ton. Tarn, yon is Mr. Pettysham, the laird o' 
 Hardscrabble, and this is the laddie we ca'd 
 'wee Dick Douglas,' but it's lang syne he 
 was wee Dick ! " 
 
 " How do, how do, gentlemen," said Tam, 
 with a sharp New England accent. " Most 
 pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Petty- 
 sham. Mr. Douglas and I have had the plea- 
 sure of a previous introduction." 
 
 To this Douglas gave a bow of acquiescence, 
 full of nerve-torturing recollections, and know- 
 ing by experience that a long siderunt would 
 ensue, bade the visitors be seated. 
 The seige then commenced. 
 " Tam O'Shan/^/-/^," as Prudhomme, the no- 
 tary, nicknamed the spiritualist, from his fami- 
 liarity with supernatural beings, soon turned 
 the reconnoitering conversation into a general 
 engagement, and enlightened his hearers on 
 his peculiar religious views, which views were 
 clothed in very vague but tropically luxuriant, 
 grandiloquent language. 
 
 " How do you define Spiritualism.? " inquired 
 Douglas, who wished to give a direction to 
 Buchan's rambling eloquence. 
 
 " Spiritualism, sir," responded Thomas, with 
 solemn impressive pomposity, " is to-day a light, 
 a voice, a power from Heaven rolling away the 
 stone of doubt from the door of a long en- 
 tombed humanity. It is Paradise Regained ! 
 
 ii 
 
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 29 
 
 lusement or pay 
 ion." 
 [nsd the window, 
 ^ed them over to 
 ley approached, 
 noticed that the 
 grey eyes that 
 into the future, 
 ^e of a sanguine 
 JspirituaHsts, and 
 llared there were 
 States and Eng- 
 ts which are also 
 notional poetical 
 Ir organization of 
 New England 
 ind high mental 
 |o such hallucin- 
 to find there so 
 in mediums and 
 
 , a shuffling, and 
 
 lie flesh. 
 
 I Mr. Pettysham, 
 
 lan,' responded 
 ession of the old 
 
 \ Tam, frae Bos- 
 ham, the laird o' 
 laddie we ca'd 
 lang syne he 
 
 nen," said Tam, 
 accent. " Most 
 :ance, Mr. Petty- 
 -ve had the plea- 
 
 of acquiescence, 
 ;ions, and know- 
 siderunt would 
 ed. 
 
 Ihomme, the no- 
 , from his fami- 
 gs, soon turned 
 1 into a general 
 his hearers on 
 lich views were 
 ically luxuriant, 
 
 lisQii? " inquired 
 a direction to 
 
 d Thomas, with 
 is to-day a light, 
 •olHng away the 
 of a long en- 
 iise Regained I 
 
 It is Harmoniai Philosophy ! It is the Univer- 
 sal religion of the future ! It is eclectic and 
 assimilates the essences of all past creeds ! Of 
 Mammon and Moloch, Belial and Baal, Isis 
 and Osiris, Jupiter and Minerva, Thor and 
 Odin, and that of the Nazarene. All have con- 
 tributed to its advancement, and before it the 
 dark idolatries of alienated Judah must dissolve, 
 for the Anglo-Saxon deluge is over the world, 
 and it is difficult to Jerusalemize an Anglo- 
 Saxon." 
 
 " Very," ejaculated Douglas, smiling; "but 
 proceed." 
 
 " Sir, it is folly maddened by bigotry," em- 
 phasized the Spiritualist, with knit brow, " to 
 ask the thinkers of the nineteenth century to 
 hold the flag-staffs of the ancients over desert- 
 ed forts. All religions must have their day 
 and lie on one another like the strata of a geo- 
 logical formation. Each one of us should be 
 his own authority. Jehovah speaks to us just 
 as frequently and just as fatherly as he did to 
 Jewish seers." 
 
 " Oh, I see," suggested Pettysham. " Every 
 one should be a seeker after the truth on his 
 own account, as the man remarked when he fell 
 down the well." 
 
 " Yes, let them seek the truth at the bottom 
 of a well or on the top of a steeple, and there find 
 the divine afflatus from celestial hosts, submerg- 
 ing and suffusing our natures in a measureless 
 ocean of purity and wisdom." 
 ^ " Yes, yes, but what is Spiritualism?" 
 
 "Spiritualism, sir, grasps the highest concep- 
 tion of the infinite, incarnate life principle of 
 the Universe. It discards tlie mouldy crumbs 
 ' that fall from the oily lips of ordained Rip Van 
 Winkles, who 'say' their prayers instead of 
 doing them, and 'profess' instead o'i possess 
 the Divine principles of absolute religion." 
 
 "Just so, just so, but light, more light," de- 
 manded Pettysham petulantly. "Now what 
 are the principles, tenets, dogmas, doctrines, of 
 Spiritualism '?" 
 
 " Tut, tut, man," responded the fervid irras 
 cible Thomas at what he supposed to be Petty 
 sham's dense stupidity, " have I not been telling 
 you all along what Spiritualism is? Can't you 
 understand that the conscious human spirit, 
 as the innermost of man, is an essential portion 
 of the Infinite, pure and eternal, a celestial 
 compa.ss witlf an infinitude of points bearing 
 fixed relations when in conjunction with grosser 
 matter, to time past, present, and future ? Do 
 you comprehend ?" 
 
 " I can't say that I seize your ideas at the 
 first bound. 1 shall have to reflect. But is 
 not Spiritualism of very modern origin, dating 
 only from the Rochester Rappings in 1850 ?" 
 
 " Bless you, no ! Modern Spirituali-sm n 
 certainly of modern origin. Three mighty 
 waves have loomed up ou the ocean of tiie 
 ages, ancient, mediaeval, and modern. The 
 first shed its kindling glories in India, Egypt and 
 China, and iMuniinated the world down to the 
 birth of the Nazarene." 
 
 "Indeed, do you maintain that the Saviour 
 was a Spiritualist?" 
 
 " Most assuredly, mediaeval Spiritualism 
 dates from the advent of Christ, that eminent 
 Judean Spiritualist. It lasted for nearly twenty 
 centuries, until the Rochester Rappings.'" 
 " ^Vere the Patriarchs gifted in that way." 
 "Certainly! Moses was a medium. But the 
 magii of Egypt were his superiors. They turned 
 theii rods into serpents, water into blood, and 
 produced the frogs also, with seemingly the 
 same ease and celerity that Moses and Aaron 
 did, but when the Lord through Moses, com- 
 manded Aaron to "stretch out his rod" and 
 go to manufacturing " lice" the magicians begged 
 to be excused ; it was too small business — 
 utterly beneath the magii of proud old classic 
 Egypt. They would not thus degrade the sacred 
 mysteries !" 
 
 "Lucky they drew the line at 'lice,' they 
 might have got to grasshoppers and Canada 
 thistles," ejaculated Doyle, laughingly. "Do 
 you think Socrates, Plato, Demosthenes and 
 snarling Diogenes were spiritualists ?" 
 
 •^ Yes, every one of them. All the heathen 
 divinities were only different representatives of 
 decea.sod progenitors ; Gods and demons of the 
 mythological ages were the good and heroic of 
 earth's immortalized, yet giving oracles to the 
 living." 
 
 " How fortunate spirits are not quite so socia- 
 ble novv-a-days," remarked Pettysham. " II 
 would be very awkward, for example, if paternal 
 spirits could appear to spendthrift sons." 
 
 " Spirits come not to tell us pleasant things 
 Ccfisar's spirit came to Brutus and said, ' 1 shali 
 meet thee at Phillippi,' and at Phillippi Brutu* 
 fell." 
 
 " The St. Francois-Xavier street brokers should 
 retain the services of a spiritualist." 
 
 " The spirits never gamble. Yet presentiments, 
 spirit voices, portents, bodings, visions, dreams 
 and shadowy warnings here, frequt ntly precede 
 individual, and almost uniformly national dis- 
 asters." 
 
 " Does the dog no see specrits when lie howls," 
 queried old Bob Buchan getting interested in his 
 son's discourse. 
 
 " Tut, tut, father, that is all bib and rattle 
 superstition, only fit for babies and dotards." 
 
 "I'm no sae sure o' that,'" growled the nettled 
 old man. " Yon fash ye hae been telling us is no 
 
30 
 
 
 gospel I'm vera sure. I've ta'en a scunner at 
 a' yer speerit dirt. Hae ye the impudence, 
 man, to tell me the Lord was ane o' yer lang- 
 haired, loony bodies ye ca' mediums ?" 
 
 " Of a surety," almost screamed Tam ris.iig to 
 his feet. " Did not Gabriel, the j)rophet's angel, 
 hail Mary, 'Blessed art thou among women.' 
 Did not a host of angels, appearing K) the shep- 
 herds, sing at his birth, " Glory to God in the 
 highest ; on earth peace and good will towards 
 men.' In the temple, when a mere lad, under 
 the heavenly ministering, he confounds the 
 Rabbis. At his baptism the spirit descends in 
 form of a dove and voices his conversation, as 
 it has to other mediums." 
 
 •• Fudge, havers," growled the old man. 
 
 The spiritualist took no notice of the inter- 
 ruption but proceeded:—" At his temptation, 
 when famishing with hunger, angels came and 
 ministered unto him. Under spirit influence he 
 healed the diseases of the people. Inspired by a 
 Sampson he drives out the money changers of 
 the Temple. Moved by,his mighty guards, in- 
 dignant at religious corruption, he utters words 
 that call down upon him the anathemas of all 
 the priesthood — a true sign of the faithful 
 iconoclast. Is he not traasii£;iired before 
 the Apostles. Upheld by spirit hands he 
 walks upon the sea of Tiberias. In Geth- 
 semane an angel appeared strengthening 
 him. At his crucifixion, the electrn-spirit 
 batteries are strong enough to rend the rocks, 
 and the veil of the Templefrom top to bottom." 
 
 ' ' Oh, my, my, did ye iver hear sich a daft loon. 
 Tam you've been to see the widow Barbotte. 
 I kent it weel ?" fairly roared the old man. 
 
 " Nonsense father let the poor old woman 
 alone. She can't hurt anybody." 
 
 " She's put Beelzebub into you. I'll no stand 
 it. I'll make her rue this, noo see if I don't !" 
 
 Douglas and Pettysham, after considerable 
 difficulty quieted the pair and the latter, finding 
 that further questioning at present, would not 
 enable him to see further into the spiritualistic 
 Millstone suggested that Thomas should relate 
 some of his personal experience and manifest- 
 ations instead of giving such gorgeous and ab- 
 .struse definitions that raised the r'erriment of 
 mortals and caused the infinite sorrow of angels. 
 The old man sat down and glared at Tam 
 who gave the loUowing sample of his exper- 
 ience. 
 
 " Two nights before I left Boston I attended 
 a seance. We all stood around and I held out 
 my hands. In a few minutes a pair of soft 
 hands were placed in mine. I pressed them and 
 knew they were the beloved hands of my dear 
 wife, who has gone before me to the Summer 
 Land. Skeptics said I must be mistaken, so 
 
 next day I drove out to Cambridge wh«re my 
 wife's sister resides. I said to her,'' 
 
 " Susan, take my hands." 
 
 " Yes," says she, " I wilt Thomas." 
 
 " Susan, were your hands not like my dear 
 wife Kate's } " 
 
 " They w»re, Thomas," she replied. 
 
 " Now, gentlemen, was that not extraordin- 
 ary ? " 
 
 The spiritualist looked around with the air of 
 one who has adduced incontrovertible, infallible 
 proof. 
 
 Pettysham, in a gay spirit of levity, thought 
 he would match this story, and exclaimed : 
 
 " Yes, most extraordinary ; I had a similar 
 experience in Montreal last winter, at a circle. 
 I felt a number of smart tappings on my back, 
 and next day I went to my aunt, and said to 
 her : 
 
 " Aunt, was your foot not like mother's ?" 
 
 " Yes, Peter," says she, " we used to wear 
 each other's shoes." 
 
 " Aunt," said I, " take off your slipper ? " 
 
 " Y'es, Peter," says she ; " I will." 
 
 " Now," said I, " spank hard." 
 
 " She did, and it felt just like mother's slip- 
 per. Mother died when I was a boy." 
 
 " Now, gentlemen, was that not extraordina- 
 ry ? " and Pettysham, imitating ITiomas, looked 
 around with a convincing air. 
 
 Douglas, who had moved out of sight of the 
 spiritualist, shook with laughter, and was so 
 intent on listening to these extraordinary mani- 
 festations, that he failed to notice the entrance 
 of Solomon Screws, and Prudhomme the notary, 
 who listened in astonishment to Pettysham's 
 spiritualistic experience. 
 
 CHAPTER X. 
 
 " A man may cry, Church, Church at every word, 
 With no more piety than other people, 
 A daw's not reckoned a religious bird 
 Because he keeps a cawing from the steeple." 
 
 Religions toleration well practised and well under- 
 stood is one of the noblest conquests of the human mind, 
 and this is the conquest of Hi^nry IV. Thiers. 
 
 " Skimpit ! Take this note over to Prud- 
 homme and tell him to come immediately." 
 
 Solomon Screws, hastily applying his lips to 
 the envelope, handed the missive to the waiting 
 clerk. 
 
 Now Samuel was ostensibly deeply religiou :, 
 but as no mention has been made in the muial 
 code regarding the surreptitious reading of other 
 people's letters, he, without compunction, 
 moistened the envelope, took out the note 
 and perused its contents. 
 
 This was merely a breach of etiquette, a social 
 
 I 
 
31 
 
 i:e wh«re ray 
 
 nas." 
 
 like my dear 
 
 ied. 
 
 >t extraordin- 
 
 nth the air of 
 Me, infallible 
 
 vity, thought 
 laimed : 
 ad a similar 
 r, at a circle, 
 on my back, 
 and said to 
 
 other's ? " 
 ised to wear 
 
 slipper?" 
 
 nother's slip* 
 oy." 
 
 extraordina- 
 )mas, looked 
 
 sight of the 
 and was so 
 dinary inani- 
 the entrance 
 le the notary, 
 
 Pettysham's 
 
 every word, 
 
 lie, 
 
 1 
 
 steeple." 
 
 d well under- 
 human mind, 
 
 TlIIEIU. 
 
 ■ to Prud- 
 
 liately." 
 his lips to 
 the waiting 
 
 « 
 
 ly religiou ■, 
 in the muial 
 ling of other 
 impunction, 
 t the note 
 
 ;tte, a social 
 
 sin from which vulgar piety considers itself 
 morally absolved. The wordly religion of honor, 
 not being a matter of faith with a certain 
 oleaginous, emotional class, whose sole salva- 
 tion is by a Faiih much handicapped by works, 
 is deemed no obstacle in the way of self-in- 
 terest. Sanuiel, therefore, scaled the note, and 
 conscience gave no rebuke. 
 
 The notary read it, threw it carelessly on the 
 table, and taking up his hat, told the clerk he 
 would be with his employer in a few minutes. 
 Skimpit, watching an opportunity when the 
 notary's clerk was not observing him, slipped 
 the note into his pocket and hastened to deliver 
 the answer. 
 
 Jfcs Scripta Manet. The thing written re- 
 mains and the shiewdest men write the fewest 
 and the shortest letters. " If you want to give 
 or get information from a politician," said a 
 crafty statesiuan, " walk ten miles to see your 
 man rather than write him a letter.'' "The 
 thing written remains " ought to be placed over 
 the door of the Divorce Court, but then the 
 public would be deprived of many a good laugh 
 if none of " his letters were put in evidence." 
 Skimpit had it in black and white, and it might 
 be useful some day. 
 
 .Screws received the message with a silent 
 nod, and while awaiting the notary stood jing- 
 ling the coin in his pocket with an air of self- 
 conscious infallibility. The coin had a harsh 
 sound and Screws smiled cynically at its clink 
 which echoed so well his own harsh metallic 
 voice. The notary, who had gone to make a 
 lew touches to his toilette, appeared from bc- 
 hmd a pile of boxes. 
 
 " Ready for Hardscrabble, Prudhomme ?" 
 inquired Screws, in what he meant to be a cheer- 
 ful tone. 
 
 " Yes, Monsieur, all ready." 
 
 "Then let us be off at once. Saw old Bob 
 Buchan a moment ago. He says Pettysham is 
 in the village, so wc can have an uninterrupted 
 interview with the lady." 
 
 " Mortgage, eh !" 
 
 "Yes, mere matter of form, low rate of inter- 
 est, long time to run." 
 
 " Madame is one vere smart woman." 
 
 •*Yes,very, but very proud and very ambi- 
 tious," 
 
 " Pride pay de fiddler, de no proud man he 
 dance at Pride's (.xpcnsc, eh !" 
 
 " You're not proud, Prudhomme." 
 
 "Oh no, when we poor we makede grand bow, 
 we vere polite. Mais, Mon Dieu, when we vere 
 rio<i we no say bon jour to all de world." 
 
 " Except about election times," added Screws 
 sarcastically. 
 
 " Ah yes, dear Monsieur de Candidate he vere 
 
 good friend to every body, but afier de election 
 he vere good friend to himself." 
 
 "True, and all the bills he introduces are 
 written on paper bearing the stamp of ' Private 
 Interest.'" 
 
 " Is Private Interest do man as makes de 
 stationery for the Government ? " asked Prud- 
 homme, not qiM . catching the meaning of 
 Screws' remark. 
 
 "Well, no, not in theory," laughed Solomon, 
 " but he does in reality. I mean by private interest 
 the bills that best serve himself" 
 
 "Den if Pettysham be elected, Monsieur 
 Screws will be de stationer." 
 
 " Perhaps, but he must not be elected this 
 time, he is not sufficiently in our power. If, 
 however, he does succeed he must be in the 
 hands of his friends and we are his very best 
 friends, head and right hand men. 
 
 Screws here changed the tenor of his remarks 
 by a suggestion which (lashed across his quick 
 schemingbrain, "There" he exclaimed, "is the 
 office of the Clarion. Let us drop in and start 
 the ball rolling. Must get Squills to insert a 
 notice that Pettysham will probably be the 
 Conservative candidate. How provoking 1 Squills 
 the Editor has gone West, and that fellow 
 Douglas is running the paper. It won't do to 
 be out with him. Must have his good will \" 
 
 '• No fear of dat. De paper is Conservative 
 journal." 
 
 "Yes, that may be, but when an editor is at 
 enmity with the candidate or managers of a 
 party, he can give such lukewarm support, that 
 his open enmity would be better. Douglas for 
 the sake of appearances, might give only a feeble 
 squeak in reply to the most damaging statements 
 of the Liberals. Editors often get the wrong 
 collar around their necks." 
 
 " You no good friends with Douglas ?" 
 
 " Well we are not bad friends. I employed 
 him but found he would not suit." 
 
 " He no vere good bookkeeper. He no under- 
 stand de double entry style, eh." 
 
 Screws, stung by the manner more than the 
 matter of the question, which might not, though 
 it did convey, a double meaning, sternly 
 demanded if the young man had said anything 
 to the notary regarding his connection with his 
 store. 
 
 The notary who had only suspected, now had 
 his suspicions confirmed, and only smiled sardon- 
 ically when Screws muttered. 
 
 " Miserable fellow ! One of those high-strung 
 fools, bHnd to his own and his friends' interests. 
 Never succeed, never ! Poor all his life." 
 
 Screws was not a moral philosopher. He 
 only professed to be a Christian, yet deemed that 
 gilded vice was better than draggle-tailed virtue. 
 
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 32 
 
 " I would have taken this young man by the 
 hand," continued Screws, " and made something 
 of him. He might have been a merchant prince, 
 now he's nothing but a scribbling schoolmaster 
 dabbling at law." 
 
 Prudhomme made no reply as they were just 
 at the door of the Clarion office. They ascend- 
 ed the stairs but unexpectedly finding Pettysham 
 in discussion with the spiritualist, postponed for 
 a time the object of their visit, and after listening 
 to Pettysham's farcical spiritualistic experience, 
 turned to leave. Before reaching the door, 
 Skimpit, who had hurried upstairs, almost ran 
 into them. 
 
 " Hallo, what are you doing here ?" demanded 
 his employer. 
 
 "J just ran over," responded the clerk hesita- 
 tingly, " to correct a line of goods in the advertise- 
 ment. I saw there was a mistake and before it 
 escaped my memory, came to correct it immed- 
 iately." 
 
 Screws made no further inquiries, and taking 
 the notary's arm, proceeded on his way. 
 
 Skimpit, when his employer's back was 
 turned, winked knowingly at Douglas, as he 
 handed him a contribution, with the question : 
 
 "Get it in this week?" 
 
 " Perhaps, We'll try," smiled the young editor. 
 
 As Skimpit departed, Douglaj turned laugh- 
 ingly to Pettysham, and remarked : 
 
 " That is Screws' head clerk. He is a poet, 
 and writes those rhymes in the advertisements. 
 You were not aware that Screws keeps a poet ? 
 But what's this ! A poem to the ' Absent One,' 
 signed ' S. S.' Skimpit is becoming ambitious." 
 
 " He has evidently a wide and deep vein of 
 romance. Did you hear him tell Screws he 
 came to change an advertisement? Did he do 
 so?" 
 
 " No ; he came to leave this poem." 
 
 " I do like to hear a man lie beautifully. It's 
 quite refreshing in this age of bungling menda- 
 city." 
 
 "Skimpit's not exactly untruthful. He 
 is only moderate in all things, even in truth- 
 telling and other virtues. Would you like to 
 read his poem to the ' Absent One ?' I wonder 
 who she is." 
 
 Pettysham took the effusion, and after perusing 
 a few hobbling, commonplace lines, asked the 
 editor if he was afflicted with much stuff of that 
 sort. But as he was about to hand it back, he no- 
 ticed that the poem was an acrostic. 
 
 " Douglas, who do you think the absent one 
 is ?" 
 
 " Possibly Mary Screws. She's off somewhere 
 on a visit." 
 
 "No, that's not the name. It's F-L-O-R- 
 E-N-C-E R-O-S-E." 
 
 of 
 cd 
 
 the Rev 
 
 explanation ! 
 
 ness prospects, 
 
 Now, the hero in most novels, wht* suck a 
 revelation was made, would cither Le " petrified 
 with astonishment " or "start as if a thunderbolt 
 ytruck him. " Douglas did neither. His 
 lip curled not in proud scorn, nor did his brow 
 darken. He merely drew a long breath, and gave 
 a long and not very polite whistle. 
 
 This, then, was the cause, he thought, 
 Jeremiah Rose's embarrass- 
 Skimpit, who had good busi- 
 was then the favored suitor 
 Yet he was attentive to Miss Mary Screws I 
 Could it be possible that the clerjryman was 
 somethinf^ of a diplomat, and to shield himself 
 had inferred that Screws was his enemy and 
 wished to drive him out of Consumption, and 
 failing in that had sent his daughter away. This 
 seemed most probable. Screws, after all, might 
 not be the implacable enemy he imagined him 
 
 to be. 
 
 ♦ * # * 
 
 Screws and the notary proceeded on their 
 way to Hardscrabble, and passed the cottage of 
 the widow Barbotte, whom they saw sitting in 
 her porch. As they approached, she hobbled 
 inside, muttering ^^ Anglais" and closed the 
 door. 
 
 Prudhomme, who noticed her flight, involun- 
 tarily crossed himself and, though a man of 
 education, believed the poor woman to be a witch, 
 or at least " femmc sage " endowed with super- 
 natural powers, having been raised to that bad 
 eminence by scUing her soul to Satan. The 
 French Canadians are almost as superstitious 
 as the Scotch Highlanders. In some parts of 
 Canada, few will venture outside their homes 
 on Hallowe'en or All Saints' Night when the 
 ghosts of the dead walk abroad. Those whose 
 cupidity overcome their superstiiious fears, sally 
 out on this night to pick up chickens, fowls, or 
 such trifles, as the owners would not leave the 
 house, even if instead of screeching poultry, 
 they heard the crack of doom. This creduHty 
 is strengthened by the belief tliat at midnight, 
 the cock that crew thrice when St. Peter 
 denied the Saviour, can be seen and heard, but 
 the unlucky spectator is sure to die within the 
 year. 
 
 " Madame Barbotte is one vere bad woman. 
 She make the people si«k, she kill ca,ttle, she do 
 much bad; when she die she go to hell sm^e." 
 
 *' What nonsense, Prudhomme, I thought you 
 at least had more sense. It seems to me ypu're all 
 daft. But here is Mother Buckan's place, let 
 us give her a .«»hort call. I like to be civil to the 
 old lady, she may be of use to me." 
 
 " Ah, Mf. Buchan is that you ? have come all 
 the way from Consumption to pay you a visit. 
 How's a' wi' ye ?" 
 
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 , fvhi'K such a 
 r be " petrified 
 f a thunderbolt 
 neitlier. His 
 r dill his brow 
 rcath, and gave 
 
 :, he thought, 
 s's embarrass- 
 lad good busi- 
 ivored suitor 
 Vlary Screws ! 
 ler<ryman was 
 shield himself 
 Is enemy and 
 sumption, and 
 teraway. This 
 ifter all, might 
 imagined him 
 
 dad on their 
 the cottage of 
 saw sitting in 
 she hobbled 
 d closed the 
 
 ight, involun- 
 jh a man of 
 1 to be a witch, 
 i with super- 
 1 to that bad 
 • Satan. The 
 superstitious 
 )me parts of 
 ; their homes 
 ght when the 
 Those whose 
 us fears, sally 
 ins, fowls, or 
 lot leave the 
 hing poultry, 
 "his credulity 
 at midnight, 
 n St. Peter 
 ad heard, but 
 within the 
 
 I bad woman. 
 
 :a,ttle, she do 
 
 ' hell sure." 
 thought you 
 meypu'reaU. 
 
 I's pkce, let 
 
 )e civil to the 
 
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 ive come all 
 you a visit. 
 
 "No vera weel, Mr. Screws. I'm sorely 
 troubled about my son Tam. He's been 
 among the Yankees, and has come back with 
 the most outlandish notions. Talks havers 
 about spirits. Yester morn I came in to take 
 him his breakfast and I found him laughing 
 and talking to himself." 
 
 "'Tarn,' says I, 'yer in good spirits this 
 morn.' 
 
 "'Yes, mother,* says he, 'I've just been 
 having a chat with King Solomon.' 
 
 " ' King Solomon,' says I. 
 
 '"Yes, mother, King Solomon,' says he. 
 ' He told me he was in awfu' distress at the 
 way the women do now-a-days, and if he lived 
 in the present, he was no vera shure buc that 
 one wife would be over too much for him. 
 Just think o' having to gie eight hundred 
 wives spring bonnets and sealskin tippits.' Did 
 ye iver hear tell o' such daft doings as yon ?" 
 
 "Why do you not get the minister to speak 
 to him ?" 
 
 "The minister, indeed! I can do naething 
 mysel' wi' Tam. If he dared to expound 
 the prophets wi' my Tam, he would go off wi' 
 a flea in his ear, exclaiming wi' Job, ' Hast 
 thou not poured me out as milk and curdled 
 me like cheese?' The minister canna convince 
 me, and I'd like to see the one that could 
 meddle wi' Tam, sir." 
 
 " Perhaps your landlord, Mr. Pettysham, 
 might have some influence .'" 
 
 *■ Na, na, Mr. Pettysham's no the man for 
 our Tam. The blind cannot lead the blind. 
 He compares Christians to caterpillars on the 
 spokes o' a cart wheel and Heaven to the 
 grease at the hub, and all religions may yet get 
 to the Golden City by works and no by faith. 
 Just think o' likening the Lord's people to 
 caterpillars and the new Jerusalem to the 
 grease on a cart wheel!" 
 
 Screws shook his head and Prudhomme did 
 likewise. 
 
 It evidently never does to us2 figures of 
 speech in addressing people of a matter-of- 
 fact turn of mind like Mrs. Buchan. 
 
 "It's a great pity Mr. Pettysham is loose on 
 the subject of religion. He is too liberal, too 
 freethinking, tending towards German Ma- 
 terialism, and Mrs. Buchan," added Screws, 
 lowering his voice, " they do say he is a spir- 
 itualist." 
 
 The old lady raised her hands in astonish- 
 ment, and before she could summon presence 
 of mind to detain her visitors longer they 
 were off. 
 
 " I think," sneered Screws, " I have sent a 
 counter ball rolling. That Pettysham is a 
 
 spiritualist will he all over the village and 
 country before the week is out." 
 
 "A truth that's told with bad intent, 
 Beats all the lies you can invent." 
 
 CHAPTER XI. 
 
 "It is not what we want that constitutes happiness, 
 but that which i-. good for us." 
 
 Screws and the notary found the lady of 
 Hardscrabble, attending to her household 
 duties, but looking more neat and tidy than 
 many a fashionable dame, whose sole employ- 
 ment is copying impossible figures in pre- 
 Raphaelite worsted work. She received her 
 visitors courteously, and with ready tact soon 
 placed them at their ease. 
 
 Aftor the usual conversational skirmishing, 
 the attack commenced in earnest by Screws 
 remarking, 
 
 " Mrs. Pettysham, my patriotic friend here, 
 Mr. Prudhomme, and I, have been discussing 
 a very serious question. The Conservative 
 member for this county can neither fill nor 
 inflate the position. We might just as well 
 have no representative, and in these times of 
 great jniblic enterprises it behooves us to have 
 an active intelligent man in parliament, a man 
 whose voice will be heard in legislative halls, 
 and who will see that our interests are pro- 
 tected. Perhaps you have heard that a great 
 railroad project is under way, between 
 Montreal and Quebec. Our people must 
 make an effort to have it pass through 
 Consumption. It will require strong and 
 persistent effort to do this. Our member who 
 resides at St. Croix, is determined to have it 
 pass through his village, where he has a large 
 amount of property, therefore, he is leaving 
 no stone unturned to be re-elected." 
 
 " He is a very wealthy man, Mr. Screws, 
 and I have no doubt will succeed." 
 
 " I am not so sure of that. The Conservatives 
 are gaining strength here every day, and if 
 the proper candidate comes forward he will 
 be almost certain of election." 
 
 " But the Liberals .re still in the majority." 
 
 " True, but it might happen that two 
 Liberal candidates would be in the field, and 
 between their faction fights a consolidated 
 Conservative vote would carry its candidate 
 into Parliament." 
 
 " I always thought you were an ingrained 
 Liberal," remarked the lady, laughingly. 
 
 " So I was, so I was," responded Screws 
 with some embarrassment, " but their policy 
 has been far from satisfactory. I have, there- 
 
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 fore, determined to be independent in politics, 
 and choose the best from both sides." 
 
 " Are you not afraid of being deemed a 
 renegade?" she asked with a pleasant smile 
 which softened the asperity of her que^ tion. 
 
 *' O, they may say what they please, madam, 
 every pure honest man must obey the dictates 
 of his conscience, and as a Christian and a 
 patriot I feel compelled to dissent from the 
 party. In so doing, I only admit that I am 
 wiser to day than what I was yesterday, and 
 this is a progressive age." 
 
 " I must compliment you, Mr. Screws, both 
 on your tact and on your sagacity, but I am 
 afraid the leaders of the Liberals will hardly 
 put such a construction on your defection 
 from their ranks." 
 
 "O, my character is sufficient guarantee 
 that I am only actuated by the purest 
 motives." 
 
 "Yes," thought Prudhomm:, "such as the 
 purest of gold obtainable by cheques from 
 railroad promoters." 
 
 " Madam," continued Screws, " you will no 
 doubt, be surprised to learn that I intend to 
 run as an Independent candidate, provided 
 your husband will accept the Conservative 
 nomination." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham expressed unfeigned sur- 
 prise at this proposition, which so anticipated 
 her views in regard to her husband's future 
 career and visions of Vice-regal magnificence 
 at Ottawa rose before her. She had longed 
 to leave the country as her children were 
 growing up and required the culture of City 
 life, and that social and professional advance- 
 ment which it was her dearest ambition to 
 give them. 
 
 Screws and the notary divined the thought 
 passing through her mind and the former, as 
 pat as echo to the sound, remarked as he leant 
 forward in his chair and looked at her with 
 earnest impressiveness, 
 
 " Such a refined family as yours, madam, 
 accustomed to the advantages and pleasures 
 of town life, must feel dreadfully duil in this 
 quiet place." 
 
 The lady bowed an acknowledgmen*. with 
 one of her most gracious smiles. Sh; !;uighingly 
 admitted Screws' insinuation that her husband 
 was a sort of unemployed Caesar who only 
 required her persuasive eloquence to cross 
 the Rubicon, and achieve pelf, position and 
 power. 
 
 The notary then began to speak in 
 parables regarding the trifling sum required 
 for election purposes, say about $2,500 to 
 $3,000, and as his election was almost as 
 
 certain as a mathematical proposition, she 
 need have no uneasiness on that score, con- 
 sidering thai Mr. Pettysham would be in the 
 hands of friends who would cheerfully advance 
 him any sum required. 
 
 Poor Mrs. Pettysham, until then, had been 
 indulging in most fallacious hopes. The 
 thought that high political position required 
 considerable pecuniary outlay never entered 
 into her feminine calculation, as she had 
 heard so much of the vaunted "purity of 
 election " which many politicians indulge in, 
 which vaunting must appear to their supporters 
 like the invectives of the fox against chicken 
 stealing while the feathers are clinging to 
 his whiskers. ' 
 
 The notary thus artfully showed, with all 
 the tropical effusiveness of a real estate 
 auctioneer, how values would run on the 
 competition of the railroad, and mysteriously 
 hinted that the company work shops were to 
 be placed on the " Hardscrabble " estate, and 
 buildings and houses for the workmen would 
 rise on the ground as if by the stroke of the 
 enchanter's wand. 
 
 Fortunes like the locomotive on the rail- 
 way become immensely magnified by the 
 smoke and steam, but considerably diminish 
 when that iron horse has cooled off in the 
 engine room. 
 
 The subtle pair, with their Munchausen 
 imagination, soon imbued the lady with their 
 inflated pretensions, and Screws, swollen up 
 with presumption, a vulgarity that belongs 
 more to character than condition, ventured 
 to ask Mr. and Mrs. Pettysham to dinner, 
 which invitation the hostess was at first 
 inclined to refuse, but, considering that it 
 came from an influential man, who could 
 materially advance her husband's interests, 
 graciously accepted. 
 
 There is an Arabian custom which makes 
 firm friends of those who have eaten together 
 the bread and the salt. The British are more 
 enlightened. Some one says that if the world 
 were suddenly destroyed by an earthquake, 
 the English would meet somewhere and com- 
 memorate the event by a dinner, whereas the 
 more practical Americans would appoint a 
 committee to enquire into the cause. John 
 Bull and those in Canada who imitate him, 
 give dinners to those whom they wish to lead, 
 and more frequently mislead, into commercial 
 transactions. Well does the leper of the 
 lobby, tainting legislation with his touch, know 
 the gastronomical art, and many a represent- 
 ative of the people, over the walnuts and the 
 wine, finds that he has dined vith Caesar 
 
 Borgia. ' 
 
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 rci)resenl I 
 
 has hecomt 
 
 ulous Kin(. 
 
 The mi 
 
 departed, 
 
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 ination fu 
 
 moment, v, 
 
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 sounded, a 
 
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 ciplc, woui 
 
 people in t 
 
 They st( 
 
 tion Ciario 
 
 squibs an 
 
 against tht 
 
 with broad 
 
 retaliate b) 
 
 My dear 
 
 ly exclaini( 
 
 come arou 
 
 between us 
 
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 anxious, tc 
 
 " Yes," 1 
 
 election di 
 
 "And," 
 
 misundersl 
 
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 an old rela 
 
 interes-ts ir 
 
 same time, 
 
 Rose, I us 
 
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 at Thornt( 
 
 manding a 
 
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 mistrusted 
 
 this seduc 
 
 " Perha 
 
 you therel 
 
 put on yo 
 
 "Don't 
 
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 business. 
 
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 ment des] 
 
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 at pieseni 
 
 "How 
 
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 to 
 
 Rorgia, The poison of unlawful nain has 
 entered into his system, and, in ceasing to 
 represent the interests of his constituents, he 
 has become the facile tool of soulless, unscru- 
 ulous King Corporation. 
 
 The merchant and the man of deeds 
 departed, rejoicing in the fact that Mrs. 
 
 " Oh yes, moh affii," responded the notary, 
 with an ilebraic smile on his thin yellow lips, 
 like a moon in a very jjoor cliromo-premium 
 for a country paper. " I will take care dat 
 Monsieur Pettysham represent us dis time in 
 de Parliament." 
 
 Yes, that he shall," exclaimed Screws em- 
 
 I'cttysham's ambition would eventually arouse phatically, if it costs $5,000 he must go in. 
 
 We must have the railroad through Consump 
 tion at all cost." 
 
 " I hope," laughed Douglas, " that the Con- 
 sumption railroad will not be so sensitive to 
 public opinion as the one at St. Jerome, when 
 an engine ran into a cow and the stock fell 
 three per cent." 
 
 As this juncture, Pettysham himself entered, 
 and Screws, with his usual brutal frankness, 
 exclaimed : 
 
 " Pettysham, to Parliament you ^o, even 
 
 her sluggish husband into accepting the nom 
 ination for Parliament. And at the last 
 moment, when victory was perching on the 
 Conservative banners, the retreat would be 
 sounded, and Screws, the independent man 
 of iniegritv, enterprise and high moral prin- 
 ciple, would be called upon to represent the 
 people in the councils of the nation. 
 
 They stopped at the office of the Consump- 
 tion Ciarioti, where Douglas was busy writing 
 squibs and other journalistic firecrackers 
 
 against the municipal authorities and bodies though you do nothing there, it is better than 
 with broad backs and no personal identity to rusting here." 
 
 retaliate by a libel suit. 
 
 -My dear Douglas, how are you .-'" unctuous- 
 ly exclaimed Screws. " Why is it you never 
 come around } There should be no enmity 
 between us. I am sure there is no man in 
 Consumption who would be more ready, nay 
 anxious, to serve you than myself." 
 
 "Yes," thought the notary, "until after de 
 election dis is von grand hand-shaking time." 
 
 " And, continued Screws, " you must have 
 misunderstood my action altogether in regard 
 to the school matter. I merely wished to have 
 an old relative beside me, and worked for his 
 interes-ts in getting the mastership, but at the 
 same time, at the suggestion of the Rev. Mr. 
 Rose, I used my influence in obtaining for 
 you the refusal, as Principal,of a large academy 
 at Thornton, a wider sphere for your com- 
 manding abilities." 
 
 There is an eternal womanly vanity in all 
 young nature, and Douglas, though he much 
 mistrusted the merchant, was not proof against 
 this seductive flattery. 
 
 " Perhaps, Mr. Screws, I was m.staken, and 
 you therefore must pardon the construction I 
 put on your actions." 
 
 " Don't mention it, my dear fellow, just let 
 bygones be bygones. But you know I'm all 
 business. What do you think .' Your friend, 
 Mr. Peter Pettysham, will be sent to Parlia- 
 ment despite himself ?" 
 
 " Von surprise me. I knew he would get 
 there some day, but hardly as he is situated 
 at present." 
 
 " How situated." 
 
 " Financially, I mean." 
 
 " Oh, friend Prudhomme wil' see to that." 
 
 I fail to understand you," said the coming 
 statesman, in a cold tone, and an air of offend- 
 ed dignity. 
 
 " Why, my dear fellow, have you not an in- 
 stinctive feeling that you are a born politician ? 
 Who knows, but you may yet be Sir Peter 
 Pettysham ?" 
 
 '' I hardly think so, I am not 'po ted.' as 
 you merchants say, * in party's doubtt ays,' 
 and I think with so much railroad ( < tion 
 
 prevalent, such titles resemble a Dick i urpin 
 nobility of the rope." 
 
 " Pettysham, man ! you are too candid, 
 you'll ruin our cause," exclaimed Screws, pet- 
 tishly. " Do you know that we want to raise 
 heaven and earth at Ottawa, to have the rail- 
 road pass through Consumption .''" 
 
 " But I'm not there yet, I am afraid I'm 
 rathi=r domesticated, and am not one of those 
 people with a faculty for germinating excite- 
 ment who are never more happy than when 
 sitting on a volcano." 
 
 " Madame," thought the notary, "will stir 
 you up a little." 
 
 " Mrs. Pettysham," thought the merchant, 
 "like Lady Macbeth, will screw your courage 
 to the sticking point. As Job says, " you're a 
 fool when fed. A pressing debt will do you 
 good." Strange how often great minds run 
 in the same current ! 
 
 "Besides," added Pettysham, "a student's 
 life suiti, me admirably. Don't it, Douglas?" 
 " Yes, you certainly improve on a sedentary 
 life, which makes me bilious. You are get- 
 ting uncommonly broad chested about the 
 waist." 
 
 "After the mild laugh had subsided at this 
 
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 m 
 
 sally of Douglas, the party discussed the 
 question, and Pettysham finally consented to 
 offer himself as a candidate for the suffrage 
 of the people. 
 
 Douglas duly announced the fact in the 
 Clarion, and turned the electric light of his 
 callow intellect on the subject, dashing off 
 withering sarcasms and disembowelling re- 
 bukes at the proud stomachs of the party in 
 power. 
 
 There are a good many conceited editors 
 like Douglas who cannot plead youth as an 
 extenuation . They imagine their fulminations 
 to be as terrible as those of Archilochus, 
 whose satires were so fatal as to induce the 
 satirized, after having read them, to go and 
 hang themselves. They imagine that it is all 
 sufficient to write a lengthy leader on any 
 subject, and it is quite unnecessary to repeat 
 the dose. 
 
 The dinner at Screws' was a memorable 
 affair, requiring another chapter to do it that 
 justice which such occasions demand. It 
 was a political-financial dinner, when the 
 it'N fare well at the expense of the many. 
 
 CHAPTER XIII. 
 
 The dinner at Screws' was regarded as the 
 social event of the season at Consumption. 
 Mr. and Mrs. Pettysham, htmg par excellence 
 the guests, occupied the usual positions of 
 honor, and received the somewhat awkward 
 courtesies of the host and hostess with as 
 much gravity as was possible under the cir- 
 cumstances. 
 
 Skimpit, as head clerk oi tne great mercan- 
 tile house of Solomon Screws, was one of the 
 guests. Beside him sat Miss Mary Screws, 
 who did her best to entertain her neighbor, 
 Mr. Douglas, while the Rev. Jeremiah and 
 Mrs. Rose found congenial society in the 
 Pettyshams, who were accustomed to all the 
 little social arts that make up that indefinite 
 word known as society. 
 
 Screws, forgetful that a minister was pres- 
 ent, said grace himself. It was an entirely 
 non-committal grace, and one of stinted gra- 
 titude. Screws had a habit of depreciating all 
 things except his own. It was a mercantile 
 habit, begotten of a bargaining spirit, and this 
 habit grew so unconsciously on Screws that 
 he carried it often to a ridiculous excess. On 
 this occasion his caution was embodied in a 
 short, sharp, enigmatic grace denoting that 
 time was valuable. 
 
 " For what we are about to receive, make us 
 correspondingly grateful." 
 
 This grace of Screws was measure for mea- 
 sure, making gratitude correspond to the 
 bounteousness of the repast. The table cer- 
 tainly was well laden with provisions, and if 
 food were the main essential to be thankful 
 for, the amount of gratitude was unbounded. 
 
 Miss Mary was more animated than usual, 
 and rather slighted poor Skimpit, who had to 
 play a minor part to Douglas, the chief actor, 
 and the objective point of Miss Mary's bland- 
 ishments, " The sex is always to the stranger 
 kind," and Douglas had been more than a 
 stranger to the Screws household for a long 
 time. 
 
 He rather enjoyed the situation, and know- 
 ing that Mary and Florence Rose correspond- 
 ed, it gave him an opportunity to learn much 
 of the movements of the latter, who was lead- 
 ing a gay life in Montreal, which was then 
 crowded with military men, whose chief object 
 in life seemed to be enjoyment. 
 
 " Just imagine, Mr. Douglas, there is Flor- 
 ence Rose, who has only been in Montreal a 
 few months, and she is engaged to be married 
 already. I do think we are living in too fast 
 an age. Engagements are too short now-a-days. 
 What can people know of each other in a few 
 weeks or months' acquaintance.^" 
 
 Douglas gave no reply, as this unexpecLcl 
 piece of news was too overwhelming. He 
 had entertained some hope that F^lorence 
 would yet be his wife, and the whirligig of 
 time which sets all things even would affon 
 him the opportunity, under more favorable 
 circumstances, to press his suit. 
 
 Miss Mary's information was only too true. 
 In the course of conversation she informed 
 him that the fortunate bridegroom was an 
 officer in the Guards, a Major Ward, very 
 wealthy, and very higlily connecti;d. " But 
 Florence says he is as jealous as Blue Beard, 
 and she can hardly show ordinary courtesy to 
 any of her friends without incurring his dis- 
 pleasure. . It must be very annoying to be 
 obliged to humor such a jealous disposi- 
 tion." 
 
 " Jealousy," replied Douglas, with a faint 
 smile, ''is the tribute genuine love must pay 
 to the object of its adoration, and where there 
 is no love there is no jealousy." 
 
 " Yes, it is certainly very gratifying to 
 one's vanity, to have a very jealous lovp- , nd 
 if jealousy betokens, as you say, genuiii. jve, 
 Major Ward must be devotedly attached io 
 poor Florence whom I really don't envy. If 
 I had such an eccentric lover, I would invent 
 
 I' 
 
ceive, make us 
 
 isuie for mea- 
 spond to the 
 riie table cer- 
 ^isions, and if 
 ) be thankful 
 IS unbounded, 
 ed than usual, 
 it, who had to 
 le chief actor, 
 Mary's bland- 
 3 the stranger 
 more than a 
 )ld for a long 
 
 3n, and know- 
 le correspond- 
 :o learn much 
 vho was lead- 
 lich was then 
 5e chief object 
 
 there is Flor- 
 n Montreal a 
 to be married 
 ng in too fast 
 rt now-a-days. 
 3ther in a few 
 
 s unexpecLcd 
 lelming. He 
 ;hat Florence 
 : whirligig of 
 would affon 
 )re favorable 
 
 only too true. 
 ;he informed 
 room was an 
 r Ward, very 
 ;ct;;d. " But 
 ; Blue Beard, 
 ry courtesy to 
 rring his dis- 
 noying to be 
 lous disposi- 
 
 , with a faint 
 )ve must pay 
 d where there 
 
 gratifying to 
 lus lovp- . nd 
 genuiii. ^ve, 
 f attached io 
 n't envy. If 
 would invent 
 
 some ruse to make him jealous, and keep him 
 in a perpetual ferment." 
 
 " That would be very cruel on your part, 
 and rather a dangerous method to pursue 
 with a jealous husband." 
 
 "Florence has given me an invitation to 
 visit her after her marriage, which invitation 
 I intend to accept, and if she takes my advice 
 Major Ward will have something to be jealous 
 about. But I see papa has given the signal 
 that the ladies should retire, so I will leave 
 you to your horrid political discussions. 
 
 The ladies retired to the drawing-room, 
 where Douglas would feign have followed 
 them, but the host, suspecting he had some in- 
 tention of deserting the board for the drawing- 
 room, requested him to remain. 
 
 Skimpit, who was as eager to hear tidings 
 of the fair Florence, would also have joined 
 the ladies, but being equally anxious to learn 
 the method that his employer and the notary 
 would take to get Pettysham into their toils, 
 he remained. His information might be 
 valuable 3ome day. 
 
 •■■■-■mmimemmm 
 
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T'J^Tirc II. 
 
 CHAPTER XIII— Continued. 
 
 When the men were left to themselves, the 
 scene almost suddenly changed. The real 
 object of the entertainment then became ap- 
 parent, although the host comported himself 
 with such skill and self-possession as not to 
 betray his design to those who were more 
 directly interested. The dessert was not of 
 the most delicate or fashionable character, 
 but it was abundant ; and Screws, for once, 
 went out of his grooves of parsimony to ply 
 his guests with apocryphal wines. Rev. Jere- 
 miah Rose dallied with his glasses, and at no 
 time outstepped the bounds of clerical de- 
 corum. Mr. Pettysham was inclined to be 
 dainty at first, but his good-nature prevailed 
 over his fastidiousness, and he glided merrily 
 into the gene'al amusement. Mons. Prud- 
 homme, who was a better judge of whiskey 
 blanr than of Burgundy or Bordeaux, was con- 
 vivial throughout, enlivening the company 
 with anecdote and song, but never for a sin- 
 gle moment losing his level head. Skimpit, 
 who sat near the foot of the table, had very 
 little to say, but his eyes were wide open all 
 the same, and not an incident of the whole 
 by-play escaped him. Douglas, who was a 
 little above on the opposite side, was equally 
 attentive, but he joined in the spat more freely, 
 drinking and talking with the best. Screws 
 had most of the speaking to himself, as was 
 his right. The first use which he made of it 
 was to offer a toast. 
 
 "Cientlemen,"said he, "charge your glasses 
 and join me in drinking the health of our new 
 candidate. Mr. Pettysham has consented to 
 be our standard bearer. I know that he does 
 so at great personal sacrifice, both of his vak 
 able time and of his feelings. But this is an 
 important crisis, and he is equal to it. We 
 have l)een told that the Conservative party is 
 the party of gentlemen. However this may 
 be, our candidate is every inch a gentleman, 
 and he will be a credit to our county among 
 the best men at Ottawa. Here's to Mr. Pet- 
 tysham." 
 
 The toast was received with all the honors. 
 There was clinking of glasses, and the rattle 
 of knife handles made the table fairly dance. 
 The rollicking old song •' For he's a jolly 
 good fellow" followed, and the chorus was 
 taken up with a roar. 
 
 Pettysham was keen enough to see the 
 
 ludicrous aspect of the scene, but he was far 
 too well-bred to do otherwise than make a 
 pretence of appreciating the compliment paid 
 him. His answer was brief, but in very good 
 taste, and the dashes of humor with which ht 
 spiced it, imparted a fresh zest to the prevail- 
 ing merriment. 
 
 It was plain, however, to the mind of the 
 shrewd old notary that the game was not yet 
 fairly caught, and his little ferret eyes flashed 
 signals toward Screws to push the matter a 
 little farther. The host understood at once, 
 and directly set about this duty. 
 
 "I say, gentlemen," he exclaimed, "we 
 might as well go to work and map out the 
 plan of campaign. This is as good a time as 
 any, and there need be no secrets among us, 
 as we are all good friends together, are we not, 
 Mr. Douglas ?" 
 
 Douglas, whose mind was rather far away 
 just at that moment, made a little start on 
 hearing his name called out. He looked in 
 the direction of Screws, and seized an expres- 
 sion on that gentleman's countenance which 
 puzzled him still more. He cut matters short, 
 however, by blurting out : " I guess so. Who- 
 ever is a true friend of Mr. Pettysham need 
 be no enemy of mine." 
 
 The slight emphasis on the adjective true 
 was apparently unnoticed, neither Screws not 
 Prudhomme making the slightest sign, but 
 Skimpit caught it on the fly, and his eyes 
 sparkled as he settled back in his chair to 
 watch the further progress of the game. 
 
 " Very well, then'' continued Screws in the 
 most natural tone possible, "let us have an- 
 other glass all around and then buckle down 
 to business. You know I'm all business, and 
 like to have everything in black and white." 
 
 There is no need to go into the particulars 
 of the long conversation which ensued, es- 
 pecially as the sequel will show all its ramifi- 
 cations. Suffice it to say that Screws and the 
 notary played their parts with consummate 
 tact, covering the whole transaction with an 
 air of plausibility that was simply fascinating. 
 Rev. Jeremiah Rose took it all in ea~erly and 
 with many an approving word, ever> now and 
 again shouting out a little compliment to the 
 sagacity and unselfishness of his host. Pet- 
 tysham looked on almost silently, now smiling, 
 then appearing quizzed, but gener-i.lly acqui- 
 escent. But the two keenest observers were 
 Douglas and Skimpit. Neither uttered asyl- 
 
8 
 
 M 
 
 lable, but both watched intently. The former, 
 however, was rather the gloomier of the twain, 
 and as his interest waxed stronger, he set 
 aside the glasses thAt were pushed before him. 
 Skimpit was in far lighter spirits, sucking in 
 his breath occasionally as if in the enjoyment 
 of something particular delectable, and toss- 
 ing off his liquor with edifying regularity. 
 
 A message came from the ladies at length, 
 •reminding the company of the late hour. 
 Screws glanced at his watch and exclaimed : 
 " Nigh on to twelve, I declare. How time 
 flies when we enjoy ourselves. And the best 
 of it is, our work is done. Well, it's all agreed 
 upon, isn't it ? What do you say, Mr. Petty- 
 sham." 
 
 " Oh, all right," was the off-hand reply. 
 
 " Certainly, it is correct and the plan is ex- 
 cellent," said Mons. Prudhomme. 
 
 Rev. Jeremiah Rose was profuse in his ex- 
 pressions of approval and admiration, and 
 Screws appeared particularly pleased at be- 
 ing thus backed by the pastor. 
 
 " And you, D Mi^las," he continued " of 
 course we can t ■ 'v you. "You can 
 count on me, sir, sea . ,; / my friend Mr. 
 Pettysham every when md always," said 
 Douglas rising and speaking m slow deliberate 
 tones. 
 
 Screws and Prudhomme apparently took no 
 notice of his manner, however, and nodded 
 as if it were all a matter of course. 
 
 Skimpit's advice was not asked nor was his 
 adhesion challenged. But he was " all there" 
 nevertheless, and the way in which he rubbed 
 his hands, as if performing an ablution, was 
 significant of an interest in the plot, which no 
 one present suspected, except, perhaps, the 
 vigilant Douglas. 
 
 All moved away from the table, and joined 
 the ladies. Mrs, Pettysham and Mrs. Rose 
 were already dressed for departure. A mo- 
 ment later they had taken their leave and 
 were on their way homeward. The old notary 
 slipped away, almost without being observed. 
 As they stood together on the threshold, 
 Screws slapped his big hand on the shoulder 
 of Douglas, and said laughingly : 
 
 "Well, my boy, I rely on you. Now is 
 your chance. We will need your services 
 both in your paper and on the platform. 
 This thing will be the making of you, if you 
 are smart enough to make use of it, Mind, I 
 want no fooling. I am willing to be your 
 friend. Good-night." 
 
 He dismissed the young man before the 
 latter had time to edge in a word. It was as 
 well, perhaps, that the reply was not given, as, 
 
 judging from Douglas' hard-set features and 
 the lambent fire in his eye, his words mi^ht 
 have given rise to provocation. He walked 
 along moodily for awhile, but as he turned in- 
 to a flowery lane leading to his humble 
 quarters, he stopped a moment to take in the 
 beautiful scene spread out before him. The 
 crescent moon gleamed in the blue, unclouded 
 heavens, like a Turkish scimitar, and the 
 golden stars twinkled like laughing mymphs. 
 The tranquil air of night was sweetened by 
 the perfume of stately field -plants, and afar 
 he heard the music of hidden springs. The 
 heart of the youth was moved by the influ- 
 ences of the time and place. He moved on 
 with lighter step, and a smile played upon his 
 handsome face. The memory of Florence 
 was wafted to him like a benison, and he took 
 it in, crooning the fragment of an old love 
 song. For a few brief moments Douglas for- 
 got all his troubles, and he was very happy. 
 But as he reached his home, the illusion was 
 suddenly dispelled. He was only a few steps 
 from the door, when a dark shadow passed 
 rapidly across his path, 
 
 " Hello, Douglas." 
 
 "Hello." 
 
 " Don't you know me ?" 
 
 " No. Who are you ?" 
 
 There was a low chuckle, and the figure 
 passed on. Douglas stood looking at the 
 receding form. 
 
 " Oh, I see," he muttered, striking his 
 forehead with his open palm. " That's Skim- 
 pit. But what the deuce is he doing around 
 here at this hour, a full mile from his house ?" 
 
 Douglas said no more and went up to his 
 room. Within a quarter of an hour, he was 
 fast asleep, sweetly dreaming of Florence 
 Rose. 
 
 CHAPTER XIV. 
 
 The next morning at breakfast, Mr. and 
 Mrs. Pettysham talked over the situation. 
 The lady disclosed, in fuller detail than she 
 had thought fit to do before, the different 
 points of her interview with Screws in regard 
 to raising the ways and means to carry on the 
 duties of her husband. Pettysham also gave 
 an account of what took place at the dinner 
 the evening previous. Then the twain went 
 more directly to the heart of the subject, 
 with the viewof reaching a definite conclusion. 
 
 " Have you really set your heart upon this 
 thing?" queried Pettysham. The wife 
 balanced her spoon on the edge of the coffee- 
 
 cup 
 
 acy 
 
 pos! 
 It 
 
 dea 
 the 
 
 }\ 
 
n 
 
 features and 
 words mi^ht 
 He walked 
 he turned in- 
 his humble 
 take in the 
 him. The 
 e, unclouded 
 ar, and the 
 ng myraphs. 
 t^eetened by 
 ■s, and afar 
 rings. The 
 y the influ- 
 s moved on 
 ed upon his 
 5f Florence 
 and he took 
 an old love 
 'ouglas for- 
 very happy, 
 llusion was 
 a few steps 
 dow passed 
 
 the figure 
 ting at the 
 
 itriking his 
 lat's Skim- 
 ng around 
 lis house .>" 
 t up to his 
 ur, he was 
 Florence 
 
 :> Mr. and 
 situation. 
 I than she 
 : different 
 in regard 
 rry on the 
 also gave 
 he dinner 
 'ain went 
 ■ subject, 
 •nclusion. 
 ipon this 
 'he wife 
 le coffee- 
 
 cup, and smiled with that seductive diplom- 
 acy of which clever women of the world alone 
 possess the secret. 
 
 " Well, I would hardly go that far, my 
 dear," she replied. " It's you that is to be 
 the candidate, not I, you know " 
 
 "Oh, yes, I know. But ihere is such a 
 thing as the power behind the shiine, and in 
 many cases, it is really men's wives that are 
 elected to Parliament." 
 
 '' I have no such ambition, I assure you. 
 To be very candid, however, I must confess 
 that I should be proud to see you in public 
 life." 
 
 " And you would also be proud to go to 
 Ottawa yourself." 
 
 " Of course. You and I could hold our 
 own there, I think." 
 
 "It's rather expensive business, remember." 
 
 " Yes, but you forget the sessional allow- 
 ance." 
 
 "A mere globule in a bucket of water. 
 And there is the expense preliminary to the 
 election. Don't forget that." 
 
 " I don't forget it, that's the very point we 
 have undertaken to decide, if I mistake not." 
 
 " Yes, the very point. And. let us come to 
 it at once. Shall we risk the mortgage?" 
 
 " Risk, Peter ! I see no risk. It is a mere 
 formality." 
 
 " This property is our all in life." • 
 
 " For the present, yes. But we shall have 
 more. You are young, you are talented, 
 and...." 
 
 " You are ambitious," bowing to his beau- 
 tiful wife with a pleasant smile. 
 
 " Very well, then let me communicate some 
 of my ambitions to you." 
 
 " AH right. Here goes. I will be a candi- 
 date ; I will be elected ; I will be a great Par- 
 liamentary Orator ; I will wield large territor- 
 ial influence ; I will become a Minister of the 
 Crown ; I will shine as a Privy Councillor. . . 
 and.... what next ?" 
 
 " That's quite enough, my dear. My am- 
 bition is satisfied. Do all this and I shall be 
 content." 
 
 It was through the thin gauze of this inno- 
 cent badinage that the pair viewed the case 
 of the mortgage, on which the destiny of their 
 lives depended. Whatever misgivings Petty- 
 sham may have had were now dispelled, and 
 as to Mrs. Pettysham, the future spread out 
 before her poetic imagination in rosete hues. 
 
 When Screws was informed of the success 
 of his scheme, up to this important point, he 
 was delighted, and at once set his wits to 
 work with the object of making assurance 
 
 doubly sure. He found a ready and skilful 
 coadjutor in Mons. Prudhomme. These two 
 worthies set their heads together to carry out 
 all the details of the campaign, in such wise 
 that there would be no possibility of a hitch. 
 
 Douglas was by no means adverse to the 
 advancement of his friend, and when he 
 learned all the conditions entered into be- 
 tween Pettysham and Screws, he manifested 
 less hesitation than might have been expected 
 from his manner of acting at the dinner. He 
 had all the buoyancy and sanguine expectation 
 of youth, and not being a business man, did 
 not comprehend thoroughly the risk which 
 Pettysham was incurring. Besides that, his 
 mind was made up to secure the election of 
 Mr. Pettysham. 
 
 " Here is the chance for me," he thought, 
 " and I'm going to improve it. I will see 
 that this whole business is done squarely, and 
 if all turns out right, why — perhaps — who 
 knows — I may ultimately benefit by it my- 
 self." 
 
 Nomination day came on at length. Ac- 
 cording to the time-honored custom, the stand 
 was erected in front of the Parish Church, 
 where the usual formalities were gone through, 
 and there the candidates were expected to 
 address the free and independent electors. 
 It goes without saying that nearly the whole 
 parish was in attendance on the interesting 
 occasion, for besides that country folks are 
 in general very eager to hear political dis- 
 cussion, and will go a great way to indulge 
 their curiosity, in the present case, it was 
 Saturday, or market day as well, so that not 
 only the farmers, but also their wives and 
 children trooped to the village. 
 
 Three candidates were put up, the old 
 member, who was a Liberal ; Mr. Pettysham, 
 as Conservative, and Mr. Screws, as Indepen- 
 dent. The feeling of the County was Liberal, 
 and although Pettysham engaged a large de- 
 gree of personal popularity, it was necessary 
 to bring in certain influences from the Liberal 
 side, in order to ensure his election. This 
 Screws promised to furnish by splitting the 
 Liberal vote. 
 
 An election meeting in an unknown French 
 parish is a sight worth seeing. For the 
 nonce, the speaker is transformed into a 
 superior being, and whatever falls from his 
 lips is oracular. No matter if he is only an 
 understrapper, an unfledged little lawyer 
 from the city, engaged for this work at four 
 or five dollars a day and his expenses, the 
 good simple folks will listen to him with 
 reverential awe, as if he were a superior being. 
 

 When he reads passages frrri that dt-lectable 
 well of light literature, the Blue Hook, they 
 say t?ie orator is profound. When he soars 
 off on the wings of imagination, astride of 
 some preposterous figure of rhetoric, which 
 he cannot handle properly, they exclaim that 
 he is sublime. When he reviews some worn- 
 out old joke, that has done campaign service 
 for years throughout the Province, or trots 
 out a superannuated anecdote, of enigmatical 
 humor and still more dubious morality, there 
 is a universal titter, and they rub their hands, 
 declaring that it is really too funny for any- 
 thing. 
 
 On the present occasion, the Liberal candi- 
 date was listened to with all the respect and 
 attention due to his long services in Parlia- 
 ment, and much party enthusiasm was evoked. 
 Mr Pettysham also made a favorable impres- 
 sion, his evident superiority not escaping even 
 those obtuse bumpkins. Screws had rather 
 a harder road to travel. He was called upon 
 to explain why he stood up between and 
 against the otJier two. He did this, however, 
 with an air of candor and a show of plausibil- 
 ity that carried con\'^'ction to many of his 
 honest, single-minded hearers. As he got 
 through, Douglas, who had been an attentive 
 listener throughout, u'^der ood the exact 
 nature of the game that was about to be 
 played. He was still further confirmed in 
 his suspicions when Mons. Prudhomme was 
 called upon to hold forth to the French 
 portion of the audience. The wily old notary 
 had a subtle role to perform, but he did it 
 admirably. It would not do to go too openly 
 for Screws, or too openly against Pettysham, 
 and, in consequence, he so nicely balanced 
 the measure of blame and praise between 
 them as to leave his audience in a state of 
 happy uncertainty, without, however, stirring 
 any passion. The result was that Screws 
 gained considerable ground in the estimation 
 of the French electors, while Pettysham would 
 appear to require a little closer looking into. 
 Douglas determined that the case should be 
 thoroughly looked into, and he set about 
 this immediately after the meeting. There 
 was no time to be lost. The election 
 took place only eight days after the 
 nomination^ and a week was barely sufficient 
 to baffle the machinations of the enemy. He 
 published several extras of his paper, in 
 which he came out squarely and strongly in 
 favor of Pettysham, without even so much as 
 one good word for Screws. This put the 
 latter on the alert, and he sought out an inter- 
 view with the independent young editor. 
 
 "I am surprised, Douglas." 
 
 " Surprised at what .<•" 
 
 " At your not sticking to your word ?" 
 
 " What do you mean ?" 
 
 " Did you not say you would work with me 
 in this thing ?" 
 
 " I said I would work with you, so long as 
 it was not against Mr. Pettysham." 
 
 " But am I working against him ?" 
 
 " You know best." 
 
 " I know this, that unless you change your 
 tone in the very next number of the paper, 
 you will not only injure Pettysham, but ruin 
 yourself." 
 
 " You want to see Pettysham defeated 
 then ?" 
 
 " I don't want to be defeated myself." 
 
 " That amounts to the same thing." 
 
 " No, it doesn't. When I put myself for- 
 ward, it was to break up the liberals and help 
 Pettysham. But now I find that I have a 
 chance against both the other candidates, I 
 don't see why I shouldn't snap at it." 
 
 " Snap away, but a bargain is a bargain. I 
 will stand by Pettysham and care nothing for 
 the consequences." 
 
 " Beware, young man." 
 
 " I'll take care of myself, Mr. Screws. I 
 have felt the effects of your good will, before, 
 you know, and am still alive." 
 
 Saying which Douglas turned scornfully in 
 his chair, and resumed the working of a 
 slashing editorial, on the conduct of the elec- 
 tion. Screws betrayed no undue excitement, 
 as he turned down the narrow stairway into 
 the village street, but there was a fire in his 
 eye that betokened mischief. 
 
 After Screws, Douglas had to have an en- 
 counter with Mons. Prudhomme, The oc- 
 casion soon presented itself. It was at a com- 
 mittee meeting where final instructions were to 
 be delivered to the different agents for the 
 final day of battle. The room was lighted 
 by a single lamp, leaving all the corners in 
 darkness. It was also densely packed, so that 
 Douglas stood on the outer edge quite unob- 
 served. The old notary sat at the head of 
 the narrow table, detailing his instructions 
 with a skill and shrewdness worthy of a 
 Talleyrand. At length, in speaking of the 
 measures to be taken to secure Screw's elec- 
 tion beyond a peradventure, he said : — 
 
 "My friends, here is the coup de grace." 
 The audience listened very attentively. 
 
 '• Mr. Pettysham is a spiritualist !" 
 
 " A spiritualist.?" was the general cry. 
 
 " Yes, a spiritualis." 
 
 "What is that?" 
 
?" 
 
 |with nje 
 long as 
 
 fge your 
 
 paper, 
 
 fut ruin 
 
 lefeated 
 If." 
 
 lelf for- 
 
 nd help 
 
 have a 
 
 dates, I 
 
 am. I 
 ing for 
 
 ews. I 
 before, 
 
 ifully in 
 g of a 
 ^e elec- 
 tement, 
 ay into 
 in his 
 
 an en- 
 le oc- 
 acom- 
 t'ere to 
 )r the 
 ghted 
 Jrs in 
 that 
 iinob- 
 ad of 
 tions 
 of a 
 f the 
 elec- 
 
 arr<f." 
 
 " A dealer in the black art." 
 
 "Oh! Oh!" 
 
 " A confederate of the devil !" 
 
 "Impossible!" 
 
 "I tell you it is true!" 
 
 "And I tell you it is a lie," was shouted 
 from the rear in a voice of thunder. 
 
 All the company turned around with amaze 
 ment stamped upon their faces. 
 
 " Who is that }" shrieked the notary. 
 
 " It is I !" replied Douglas, pressing forward- 
 
 " Enough," said Prudhomme, "The meet- 
 ing is over. Let every one go to his work." 
 
 The lamp was suddenly blown out, and the 
 guests departed pell-mell in the darkness. 
 
 With such events to enliven the strife, it 
 need not te added that the campaign was 
 thenceforth conducted with the keenest in- 
 terest and the utmost acrimony. Screws and 
 Prudhomme being unmasked were now open 
 in their hostility to Pettysham, while the lat- 
 ter, understanding the gravity of the situation, 
 was put upon his mettle, and entered person- 
 ally upon the canvass with the heroic deter- 
 mination to win. Douglas was a host in 
 himself. In his paper, on the platform, in 
 the committee rooms, in door-to-door visits, 
 he labored unceasingly, and with the best 
 results for his friend. The Conservatives 
 stood manfully by their colors,and promised to 
 come forward, an unbroken Macedonian Pha- 
 lanx, on polling day. 
 
 They were true to their word. The ballot 
 was not thought of in those good old times, 
 and the open voting gave occasion to much 
 excitement, as it was so easY to follow the 
 varying tide of the battle. 
 
 At noon the votes were about evenly bal- 
 anced, with the odds slightly in favor of the 
 former member. 
 
 At two o'clock, Screws made a leap ahead, 
 leaving Pettysham at the foot of the poll. 
 
 At three o'clock the former member fell be- 
 hind, and Pettysham picked up a bit. 
 
 At four o'clock. Screws and Pettysham were 
 almost neck and neck. Now began the tug 
 of war, only one hour remained before the 
 closing of the poll. Vehicles darted right and 
 left bringing in the laggards. 
 
 At hatt-past four, the old members have 
 fallen out of the race, and the figures stood : — 
 
 Screws,.. . . 
 Pettysham,. 
 
 '330 
 329 
 
 been intensely absorbing. The returning 
 officer made ready to fold up his papers, and 
 glancing at the clock was about to close the 
 poll book when an immense cry arose with- 
 out : — " Five more voters !" 
 
 And so they were led in blowing an pant- 
 ing by Douglas. 
 
 They gave in their names, all five — for Pet- 
 tysham, and the result was announced : 
 
 Pettysham 334 
 
 Screws 330 
 
 Screws, who had watched the whole per- 
 formance, said not a word, but walked away, 
 darting a g' ce of inferndl flame at Douglas, 
 who only smiled faintly in reply. Then the 
 whole crowd burst away, with the shout : — 
 
 " Hurrah for Mr. Pettysham !" 
 
 CHAPTER XV. 
 
 And thus they remained for the last half 
 hour, to about three to five o'clock the excite- 
 ment was at white heat. If there had been 
 betting men there, the interest would have 
 
 In us both one soul. 
 Harmony to behold in wedded pair I 
 More grateful than harmonious sounds to the ear. 
 
 Mi/ttm. 
 
 While all tti^se exciting scenes were being 
 enacted in the solitude of Consumption, 
 Florence Rose was closing one of the most in- 
 teresting chapters of her young life. From 
 the moment of her arrival in Montreal she 
 had attracted attention by the beauiy of her 
 perso'' and thecharmsof her character. The 
 circle of her acquaintance widened from week 
 to week, until it grew quite outside the limits 
 of her clerical associations. As we have said, 
 Montreal was then a garrison town, and at 
 the epoch of which we write no less than two 
 regiments were stationed there. Several of 
 the officers, belonging to distinguished families 
 at home, laid themselves out to capture Cana- 
 dian wives. Among these was Major Ward, 
 who united to the best qualities of a soldier 
 the finest attributes of a gentleman. Although 
 not more than thirty years of age, he had seen 
 thirteen years of service, and having been 
 brilliantly engaged in several campaigns, had 
 risen with uncommon rapidity in his profes- 
 sion. Between him and Florence a strong at- 
 tachment was formed, from almost the first 
 moment of their acquaintance, and in due 
 time it culminated in a marriage. The match 
 was pronounced by all a most con^^enial one, 
 although there were a few who f mcied that 
 Florence had rather hastily forgotten the 
 friends of her childhood, and some of the at- 
 tachments which she had made in her coun- 
 try home. The first year of her married life 
 
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 was, however, so evidently happy that all 
 criticism was disarmed and the handsome 
 couple went through a round of enjoyment 
 in which their popularity was very materially 
 increased. Florence was not unmindful of 
 her family, and when a vacancy occurred in 
 one of the most fashionable parishes of the 
 city, she used her influence to obtain it for 
 her father. The removal of Rev. Jeremiah 
 Rose from the village of Consumption to 
 Montreal was a notable event, inasmuch as it 
 was the first break in the charmed circle of 
 that little community, Mr. Pettysham, after 
 securing his election to Parliament, fancied it 
 would add to his dignity, as well as his influ- 
 ence, to have a city as well as a country estab- 
 lishment, and accordingly took a sumputous 
 house in Sherbrooke street, as a winter resi- 
 dence. There his brilliant wife was in her 
 glory. She entertained in royal fashion, re- 
 ceiving to her levees the highest represen- 
 tatives of the military, political and commer- 
 cial world. From the first Major and Mrs. 
 Ward were privileged guests. Mrs. Petty- 
 sham took a special interest in Florence, who 
 resembled her in many prominent traits of 
 character. They used to spend many a long 
 afternoon in each other's company. One day 
 JVIrs. Pettysham said, rather abruptly : 
 
 " Florence, do you remember Douglas ?" 
 
 •' What Douglas ?" 
 
 " Richard Douglas, the farnier's son." 
 
 Florence smiled faintly, anS there was a 
 faint glimmer in her eyes. 
 
 " Oh, yes, I remember Douglas. What of 
 him ?•• 
 
 " Why, he thinks of coming to the city." 
 
 " Oh, I thought he would be a fixture at 
 Consumption. He is always editor of the 
 Clarion, isn't he V 
 
 " Not at all. Squills has returned from the 
 West and resumed his goose-quill." 
 
 " But is he not practising law as well ?" 
 
 " He has just been received at the Bar, but 
 my husband thinks that a country place is no 
 field for him, and has laid inducements to 
 have him try his luck in Montreal. He has 
 splendid talents, you know." 
 
 " Yes, I think he hw, and I hope he will 
 succeed, I'm sure." 
 
 This was said in a conventional manner, 
 but Mr Pettysham imagined t'lat she traced 
 therein . "eeble sentiment of interest. 
 
 The conversation was about turning into 
 other channels, when Major Ward was an- 
 nounced. 
 
 " Why, Major," exclaimed Mrs. Pettysham, 
 " You are a thousand times welcome, but to 
 
 what ou earth are we indebted for this early 
 visit ?" 
 
 " Why, madam, with your leave, I am come 
 to fetch Mrs. Ward." 
 
 ' Fetch Florence. Nothing has happened, 
 I hope." 
 
 A smile on the Major's handsome face re- 
 assured the two ladies. 
 
 " Oh, no, but Florence is wanted at home." 
 
 *' What for ?" asked the wife in her turn. 
 
 " A visit, my dear." 
 
 '* Something grand, I suppose." 
 
 " Not exactly, but something nice." 
 
 " Not a dowager then," rejoined Florence, 
 with a merry peal of laughter. 
 
 " No. A young lady.' 
 
 " Oh, I see," and Florence laughed again, 
 adding immediately : 
 
 "Who is she?" 
 
 " Quite a stranger, I assure you." 
 
 *' Her name T 
 
 " Miss Mary Screws !" 
 
 Both ladies broke out again into a ringing 
 laugh. 
 
 "Mary Screws," exclaimed Florence; 
 " why, there was no need of so much mys- 
 tery. Major. She's an old friend of mine.' 
 
 " So she told me and so I'm glad to know. 
 That's the reaion I came for you at once." 
 
 " I must go to meet her by all means," said 
 Florence, and she immediately made prepa- 
 rations for departure. 
 
 Mary Screws had grown into a very stylish 
 girl. Her country airs were softened into an 
 agreeable gentility, and there was a great deal 
 of ease in her deportment. She had been 
 frequently pressed by Florence to spend some 
 weeks with her, but it was not till the present 
 occasion that she was enabled to accept the 
 invitation. 
 
 " Well, here you are at last," said Mrs. 
 Ward, after affectionately embracing her. 
 " But why didn't you write to let me know 
 you were coming V 
 
 " I didn't know it myself till the last mo- 
 ment. You know how queer father is. Be- 
 sides, I wanted to surprise you." 
 
 " You are cordially welcome, all the same, 
 my dear. Make yourself at home, and settle 
 down for a long stay. I am going to keep you 
 till further orders." 
 
 Before an hour had elapsed the two friends 
 had well nigh exhausted all the news of the 
 day. Florence was particularly interested to 
 get every scrap of information about her 
 country acquaintance, and Mary was quite 
 prepared to tell her even a great deal more 
 than she knew. 
 
irence, 
 again, 
 
 mging 
 
 "And Skimpit," said Florence, "why we 
 had almost forgotten him." 
 
 " Oh, he can keep," answered Mary, but 
 there was the tell-tale blush on her cheeks. 
 
 " Surely, he might have accompanied you." 
 
 " That's just what he did, my dear." 
 
 " Why didn't you tell me so before .' He 
 has returned, i hope .'" 
 
 " Oh, no, he will be up this evening to pay 
 his respects," 
 
 And so he did. 
 
 CHAPTER XVI. 
 
 I.ove is a passion whose effects are various ; 
 It ever brings some change upon tlje soul. 
 
 Burke. 
 
 The last time we saw Skimpit was imme- 
 diately after the Screws' dinner to Pettysham, 
 when he roamed mysteriously during the 
 night, under the very eyes of Douglas. He 
 had watched all the incidents of that enter- 
 tainment, and came to the conclusion that he 
 could find profit for himself therein. He saw 
 plainly that, while it was the intention of 
 Screws and Prudhomme to place Pettysham 
 in their power, through the terrible agency of 
 a mortgage on " Hardscrabble," it was no less 
 the purpose of Screws to get himself into 
 Parliament over the shoulders of his rival, 
 thus securing two enviable prizes at one 
 stroke. No one understood Screws better 
 than Skimpit, both because of something 
 congenial in their natures, and of their close 
 business relations ; when once in possession of 
 so important a secret, Skimpit's position be- 
 came strong and he could afford to put him- 
 self forward without fear. That letter of 
 Screws' to the notary, which he had purloined 
 and treasured ever since, was a talisma*^ 
 whose influence was bound, sooner or later, .j 
 become potential and, of course, Skimpit was 
 not the man to neglect any coign of vantage. 
 
 He had another string to his bow. He 
 was in love with Mary Screws, or rather, to 
 speak within the strict bounds of truth, Mary 
 was in love with him, and self-interest, no less 
 than sentiment, impelled him to reciprocate. 
 An alliance with the Screws family .would 
 further him immeasurably in his projects. 
 While it would secure the favor of Mrs. 
 Screws — a point of no little moment — it would 
 ingratiate him no less with the father. At least, 
 that strange individual would recognize the 
 wisdom of taking his son-in-law into his com- 
 mercial and financial confidence. Skimpit 
 was in no hurry, however, he bided his time 
 
 till all his plans were matured, and Mary, al- 
 though somewhat more impatient, entered 
 into his views. 
 
 It was during this interval that the girl re- 
 solved on making her long-promised visit to 
 Florence. Besides the pleasure of meeting 
 her friend, she would obtain an insight into 
 the initial stages of the matrimonial state, at 
 the same time that she quietly visited the 
 shops and made remote preparations for her 
 own trousseau. There is no more acute 
 creature than our country girl who has her 
 eyes all about her and forecasts everything 
 under the mask of rural simplicity and inno- 
 cence. 
 
 Skimpit called on Mrs. Ward, on the day 
 of Mary's arrival at Montreal, but the visit 
 was merely formal and not repeated. Mary 
 met him by appointment the next day, and 
 together they viewed the principal points of 
 the city, not forgetting several of the more 
 fashionable shops. On escorting her back 
 to the Ward house, the couple were met by 
 Florence and her husband as they were 
 about entering their carriage for an afternoon 
 drive. Florence immediately offered to post- 
 pone her departure, but neither Mary nor 
 Skimpit would hear of it. 
 
 " We shall not be gone longer than an hour," 
 said Florence, " and, perhaps, Mr. Skimpit 
 will await our return." 
 
 " Thank you," was Skimpit's reply ; " but I 
 cannot delay. 1 must go back to the country 
 this evening, rather earlier than I expected." 
 
 *' But you will soon come in again, will you 
 not ? There will be a special attraction in 
 the city now, you know." 
 
 Mary laughed heartily at this little thrust, 
 but Skimpit looked rather foolish. Indeed, 
 his whole manner was constrained, although 
 he managed to reply in something of his old 
 ofT-hand way. 
 
 " Mary has bargained to enjoy your hos- 
 pitality for some three months, and I guess 
 we'll have to spare her that long. But you 
 may be sure I'll be here prompt in time to 
 take her back." 
 
 " Oh, all right. A great deal of water will 
 flow under Victoria Bridge,'' said Florence, 
 gaily, as she stepped into her carriage and 
 drove away. 
 
 During this whole interview, the Major had 
 not opened his lips. Indeed, he seemed 
 hardly to have given any heed to the conver- 
 sation. After driving on a little way, he said : — 
 
 "What do you call that fellow, Florence ?" 
 
 " Skimpit !'^ 
 
 "Such a name." — . .;; 
 
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 8 
 
 Florence laughed outright. 
 
 " And such a fellow too. You don't mean 
 
 he 
 
 
 
 } 
 
 is your young friend's aflfi- 
 what's naore, he 
 
 to tell tne 
 anced ?" 
 
 " Why, certainly. And 
 once made " set for me." 
 
 The Major uttered a low growl and said no 
 more. 
 
 On their side, Mary and Skimpit sat togeth- 
 er for a while in the Ashton drawing-room. 
 
 " Florence appears to be happy," said the 
 latter unconcernedly. 
 
 " Oh, yes, I'm sure she is. She told me as 
 much, and I have seen enough already to be 
 convinced of it." 
 
 " And what do you think of her husband ?" 
 
 Mary smiled, and shrugging her shoulders 
 womanlike, answered evasively : 
 
 " He seems devoted to his wife." 
 
 Skimpit muttered something to the effect 
 that the Major appeared a little haughty, and 
 left the impression that he did not much like 
 the gallant officer. 
 
 " Mind, Mary, that you and I are simple 
 people, and I trust you won't take on any of 
 the military airs of a house like this. I leave 
 you here in the company of Florence, but, if 
 you find that things don't suit you, I will ex- 
 pect you to write and let us know. I will 
 then come for you at once." 
 
 Mary reassured him in words that intimated 
 plainly that she was quite able to take care of 
 herself, and after a few more commonplaces, 
 Skimpit rose to depart. The lovers separated 
 without any great effusion on either side, and 
 Mary went up to her room to await Florence's 
 return. 
 
 CHAPTER XVn. 
 
 The age of jealousy then fired his soul, 
 And his face kindled like a burning coal ; 
 And cold despair succeeding in her stead, 
 To livid paleness turns the glowing red. 
 
 Dryden. 
 
 Mary soon got tired of being alone, and, 
 with pardonable feminine inquisitiveness, 
 wandered into the other apartments, making 
 as minute an inspection of their contents as a 
 practised bailifT would do who had some sus- 
 picion that the tenants were on the qui vive 
 to smuggle out sundry articles of the seized 
 furniture. On a little buhl console she saw 
 a number of photographs, and her eye was 
 suddenly attracted by that of a handsome 
 young officer, whose autograph was attached 
 to it. On taking it up to examine it more 
 
 minutely, she read the name of the officer, 
 Archie Digby. Then a w Id freak suddenly 
 seized her with an impulse that was irresist- 
 ible. She would write a note to Florence in 
 this gentleman's name, and raise a spark of 
 jealousy in her husband's breast. 
 
 That would be such a lark. It would sig- 
 nalize the beginning of her visit by a brilliant 
 coup. A little scene would follow, explana- 
 tions would be made, there would be a grand 
 reconciliation, a love feast would celebrate 
 the event, and she would be the heroine of 
 the whole conspiracy. Florence would be the 
 first to laugh heartily over it all, and the 
 Major, who was a sensible man, would think 
 all the more of her, while he would certainly 
 have a high opinion of Miss Mary Screws 
 herself. All these fancies flashed through 
 her mind at once, producing upon her the 
 effect of a fascination. Foolish girl ! 
 she forgot the peril of playing with edged 
 tools. She did not realize the danger of 
 sporting with fire. Just then the wire of the 
 door-bell vibrated sharply. 
 
 " Oh, my, I shall be caught," she said, 
 thinking it was Florence that had returned. 
 She ran to the window and saw a gentleman 
 in undress uniform walking away from the 
 steps. His face was partially turned, so that 
 she caught a fair sight of it. 
 
 " I declare, it is himself," she exclaimed. 
 " Archie Digby himself, what a handsome 
 fellow ! just the man for an adventure ! Any 
 man would be jealous of him." 
 
 There was a slight rap at the door, and the 
 maid entered, holding in her hand a beautiful 
 bouquet. 
 
 "This is for the Missus," said the girl, 
 *' with the compliments of Captain Digby. 
 
 And she proceeded to place it in a Bohe- 
 mian vase that stood upon the mantel. 
 
 Mary did not say a word, but kept her eyes 
 fixed a^ the flowers, and did not notice the 
 departure of the girl. Then she burst out 
 laughing, clapped her hands together, and 
 fairly danced with excitement. 
 
 " What a comcidence !" she said to herself. 
 " This bouquet comes just in time. I will 
 write the note and put it among the flowers. 
 All will look so natural." 
 
 Without further hesitation, she tripped over 
 to her own room, took up pen and pap '•, and 
 indited the following note : 
 
 Dear Madam, 
 
 Please accept these flowers as a token of the deep 
 feeling of regard which I entertain for you. The beauti- 
 ful lilies of the valley are emblems of the angelic purity 
 
!) 
 
 (if your character, and the red rosus are symbols i if tlic 
 love with which, 
 
 I am, dear Madam, 
 
 your devotcil friend, 
 
 Akciiik Di(;iiv. 
 
 Mary read the lines over carefully and pro- 
 nounced them good. She also made a critical 
 examination of the penmanship which she 
 found to be a capital imitation. Then, with 
 a chuckle of satisfaction and triumph, she 
 folded the paper as neatly, and into as do- 
 minutive a size as possible, and slijjped back 
 into the boudoir. Going on ti])toe, and look- 
 ing about to make sure that she was not spied, 
 she advanced to the mantel, and, in the 
 twinkling of an eye, the skilful fingers had 
 inserted the little note in the body of the 
 bouquet. The trick was so deftly played that 
 the paper was clean hidden out of sight. 
 
 Mary had just got through her game of 
 mischief, when the sound of wheels were 
 heard outside, and a moment later the door- 
 bell rang sharply. 
 
 " This time it must be Florence," murmur- 
 ed Mary. And so it was. 
 
 She entered gaily with her husband, ran up 
 the stairs, and in a few seconds had divested 
 herself of her riding garments. She then 
 went forward to meet Mary, who was quietly 
 sitting in her room, and looking as innocent 
 as possible. The two chatted together very 
 pleasantly for an hour or so, until dinner was 
 announced. At the entrance to the dining- 
 room, they were joined by the Major, who po- 
 litely offered his arm to Mary and escorted her 
 to her seat. The repast was heartily enjoyed, 
 and the Major especially w?s in the very best 
 of spirits. He enlivened the conversation by 
 anecdotes and reminiscences of his military 
 life, and while duly attentive to the wants of 
 his guest, had occasion several times to dis- 
 play his tender affection for his wife. 
 
 While the table was being cleared for the 
 dessert, Florence happened to inquire of the 
 maid whether any one had called during her 
 absence. 
 
 " Beg pardon. Missus, but I declare I quite 
 forgot. Captain Digby called at the door 
 and left a bouquet for you with his compli- 
 ments." 
 
 "Oh! ah!" interrupted the Major. "I 
 say, didn't Captain Digby say he would 
 come for me this evening." 
 
 "No sir. He did not." 
 
 " That's strange, he promised to. I'll have 
 to go myself, then, and meet him at the 
 mess." 
 
 Prophetic words, whose meaning, however. 
 
 no one could foresee, inuc h less the speaker 
 himself. 
 
 " Where is the bouquet ?" asked Florence. 
 
 " Up-stairs, Mum." 
 
 "do and fetch it at once." 
 
 Mary listened, and looked as though un- 
 con;;cious. 
 
 When tlie flowers were produced, there was 
 a general cry of admiration. 
 
 " Hallo," said the Major, " Digby is a tasty 
 fellow. That's a rare bouijuet, Florence, 
 and you ought to be proud of it." 
 
 " So I am, I'm sure, it's very kind of the 
 Captain," and she inhaled the subtle frag- 
 rance of the central rose. 
 
 She was about setting it in a glass before 
 her, when her eye caught sight of the tiny 
 edge of paper, peeping out from among the 
 border of fern leaves. 
 
 "Ah! what is this.'" she said, cheerily. 
 " The Captain has left a message with the 
 flowers." 
 
 And so saying, she opened the note and 
 glanced through it, taking in its contents like 
 a flash. Then with a hearty, honest laugh, 
 she exclaimed : 
 
 " The Captain is a i)oet as well as a florist. 
 That's something sentimental for you. Major. 
 Read it." 
 
 And she passed it over to her husband. 
 He took it with the smiling remark that his 
 friend Digby could turn as neat a compliment 
 as any man he knew, which was not odd, 
 seeing the good family to which he belonged. 
 The words had scarcely died on his lips when 
 his eyes fell on the lines and their look in- 
 stantly turned to a stony stare. He held the 
 paper up before him rigidly, and his face was 
 as pale as ashes, while his broad forehead 
 shone white and cold as marble. Florence 
 was making some playful remark to Mary and 
 not noticing her husband, when suddenly he 
 shot bolt-upright from his seat, made a pro- 
 found bow, and without uttering one word, 
 darted out of the room, holding the paper in 
 his hand. The movement was so rapid and un- 
 expected, that the two ladies were taken com- 
 pletely aback, and sat looking at each other 
 fnr a second or two, without knowing what to 
 v. Florence's beautiful face looked bewil- 
 dered indeed, but neither frightened nor in 
 pain, while there was a very visible smile on 
 Mary's saucy lip. But, all at once, tlie unerr- 
 ing feminine instinct asserted itself. Florence 
 understood everything in an instant. 
 
 " It cannot be possible," she exclaimed, and 
 rising abruptly from her seat she hurried after 
 her husband. But he was gone. His hat 
 
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 10 
 
 and coat had disappeared from the hall ra< k, 
 and he was already far away down the street. 
 
 With ini).^lity strides lie went down iJeaver 
 Hall iiill and along the thoroughfares, looking 
 neither to right nor left, stopping t() speak to 
 no one, and apparently seeing nothing in his 
 path. Right on he strode till he reached 
 Dalhoiisie Siiuare and uirned in toward the 
 stately pile of stone, still standing, then 
 occii|)ied as officers' (juarters. He incpiired 
 for Captain Higby, of the porter ai the enter- 
 ancc, and being informed tliat that officer 
 was at dinner, he directed his steps forthwith 
 to the mess-room. There was a full attend- 
 ance that evening, and high mirth prevailed. 
 Digby was seated in the midst of a group of 
 congenial spirits and enjoying himself with 
 the best. The Major's eagle eye singled 
 him out of the crowd, and in an instant he 
 stood lowering at his side. 
 
 "Captain Digby !" he said, in a deep low 
 voice. 
 
 The officer looked up. 
 
 " You sent my wife a boutiuet this after- 
 noon." 
 
 "Hallo, Ward. Why yes, I did," and he 
 laughed in his old way, not noticing the cloud 
 that lowered on his friend's brow. 
 
 " That's very well. And you wrote her a 
 letter, besides." 
 
 " I ?" 
 
 "Yes, you." 
 
 " I declare, Ward " 
 
 " I want no words. F'.ere it is," and he 
 thrust the paper before liim. 
 
 Then only did Archie Digby understand 
 the situation. He was astounded. 
 
 "Why, Ward, there must be some mistake." 
 
 " Mistake! Isn't this your handwriting." 
 
 " Devilish like it, but not mine, all the 
 same." 
 
 " Villain !" shouted the Major, in a voice of 
 thunder, and he smote the 'Japtain on the 
 cheek with a glove. 
 
 Instantly the whole room was in an uproar. 
 Those who had witnessed the scene sprang to 
 their feet, while the others ran forward to 
 find out what was the matter. Digby stood 
 up speechless and thunderstruck. Ward 
 made a deep bow to him and tlie company, 
 and stalked out as silently as he iiad come. 
 
 CHAPTER XVIII. 
 
 And thou art dead, as young and fail , 
 
 As augh; of mortal birth ; 
 And form m soft, and chartiis so rare. 
 
 Too soon retuinel to earth ! 
 
 Tho' earth received them in her l)ed, 
 And u'er the spot the crowd may tread, 
 
 In cari:lessncsi. or mirth, 
 There is an eye which could not brook 
 
 A moment on that grave to look. 
 
 It was a beautiful morning in June. 
 Nature was decked in all the freshness of 
 youthful summer, and the atmosphere was 
 bracing, balmy and bright, as if fraught with 
 a benison from Heaven. The air was redo- 
 lent of bloom from the gardens, the multi- 
 tudinous birds chirped in their leafy solitudes, 
 and the buzz of insect life fell upon tiie ear 
 with the softness of muffled music. It was 
 one of God's perfect mornings, when the very 
 act of breathing is a luxury, and the heart 
 palpitates with hope and contentment. Every 
 thing inspired peace, banishing ;;hts of 
 
 strife, and repelling with a shuc .- the very 
 suggestion of blood. On such a morning, 
 the invalid, the limp and the halt felt the as- 
 surance of renewed existence, and yet on that 
 morning two precious lives trembled in the 
 balance, and two noble spirits were about to 
 stake their all on the chances of a leaden 
 bullet. 
 
 Of course, Ward's insult to Digby could 
 have only one issue. The inexorable code 
 had to be carried out. It was in vain that 
 friends interposed, and exhausted every 
 attempt to prevent a hostile meeting. The 
 Captain was too proud to make further 
 explanations, though all his comrades were 
 convinced of his innocence. The M 'or would 
 listen to no remarks on the subj 'ne way 
 or the other. The die was cast. \ false 
 
 sense of honor had to be vindicated. Neither 
 the pleadings of a devoted wife, nor the hys- 
 terical protestations of Mary Screws, who re- 
 alized only too late the horror of the situation 
 which her foolishness had created, were of 
 any avail. The day was set, the seconds were 
 chosen, the place was marked out, and the 
 pistol was to decide a case in which two val- 
 uable lives were staked. 
 
 The eventful day arrived. At the first 
 peep of dawn, the preparations were made 
 on one side and the other. Ward's friends 
 met him at a suburban tavern, where he re- 
 sided since that eventful evening in the mess 
 room, having abandoned his home, in order 
 to be freed from what he regarded as the im- 
 portunities of his wife. With his second and 
 a surgeon he drove out, in a closed carriage, 
 to the field of honor. Not a word was spoken 
 on the way. The unhappy man brooded over 
 his sorrow, as he had never done before, and 
 with the culmination of his fate standing clear 
 
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 heart 
 
 in front of him, he felt that he needed to have 
 all his faculties concentrated. Florence had 
 tried to go to him during that terrible interval 
 of two days, but he always denied her, and it, on 
 that morning, he felt some inclination to ^ive 
 his lovely wife a parting kiss, he nevir be- 
 trayed it. He went forth sullen, silent and 
 hopeless. 
 
 It was slightly different with the party of 
 Digby and his friends. The Captain was es- 
 sentially a jovial character, and, after havin^^ 
 discussed with himself all the circumstances 
 of the case, and satisfied his own conscience 
 that he had done absolutely nothing unwortliy 
 of a gentleman and an ofHcer, he accepted the 
 situation cavalierly enough, as one of those 
 accidents to which every man of the world is 
 exposed. He had done nothing wrong, but 
 appearances were against him, and he was re- 
 signed to be the victim of false appearances. 
 Every brave man must be prepared for inci- 
 dents like this, and Arthur Digby was of the 
 bravest. Although his military career did 
 not extend beyond six years, he had been in 
 the front rank of several sanguinary engage- 
 ments, and death had no terrors for him. 
 With his second, an officer as young and 
 chivalrous as himself, he rode on horseback 
 to the scene of action. They went along the 
 lower Lachine road, chatting and laughing as 
 if they were going to a picnic. The breezes 
 of the river caressed their hair when they 
 took off their hats to enjoy the f shness of 
 the morning, and faraway the green summits 
 of Rouville and Rougemont, bathed in the 
 blue of heaven, looked down upon them with 
 an aspect of benignant force. They drew 
 bridle at length at the Pavilion, a well-known 
 sporting resort of those days. They dis- 
 mounted, tied their horses to the trunks of 
 trees, and walked forward to the open space 
 where the other party were already in waiting 
 for them. 
 
 The two seconds cam.e out to confer to- 
 gether. On a grassy slope fringed by a belt 
 of maples on the one hand, and a small run- 
 ning stream on the other, the ground was 
 marked out. The Major had first desired 
 that the two principals should stand back to 
 back, walk forward six paces, turn and fire. 
 But his seconds demurred to this as a needless 
 display of cruelty and recklessness. After 
 many other propositions, all indicative of a 
 morbid and insatiable hostility on the Major's 
 part, it was finally stipulated that the contes- 
 tants should stand twenty paces apart, and 
 fire simultaneously at the word of command. 
 The lay of the ground was so selected that 
 
 neither liad the n;orning sun in his t\e». 
 'I'hey faccrl each other from ' '.u' north and 
 soiitii. The snow-capi of the Kapids glisten- 
 ed like diamonds, the fair isle of the Nuns 
 lay like a tran(|iiil green le;if on the bosom of 
 the water, and a soft- balmy bree/e jilayed on 
 the surf.ice of the waves What a desecration 
 to mar a scene of sik h holy (luietude by the 
 loud, deadly report of the pistol I 
 
 Digby would have spoken a last kind word 
 to the M.ijor, but the latter miijetiiously re- 
 fused to hear, so the twain took up their po- 
 sitions. The seconds stood a little to the 
 right of their principals. The surgeon sta- 
 tioned himself under a tree, with his box of 
 instruments ooen at his feet. The signal was 
 given. 
 
 One ! 
 
 The ])istols were up-raised 
 
 Two ! 
 
 The weapons were pointed. 
 
 Three ! 
 
 Two blinding flashes and two sharp reports- 
 Ward, who was a dead shot, had aimed 
 direct for the heart of his adversary, but 
 the lattei being rather thin had left his 
 coat open and turned his body so as to 
 present as small a target as possible. When 
 the smoke had cleared away, Digby was seen 
 pressing his hand hard upon his side, while 
 his lips were clenched, and his eyes glinting 
 like steel. Ward stood upright and unhurt. 
 And no wonder, as the captain had purposely 
 fired over his head. This enraged tlie Major. 
 He wanted no favors. It was to be a duel to 
 the death. When the two seconds and the sur- 
 geon pressed forward to interpose and insist 
 that honor had been satisfied, he repelled 
 them all, and vowed that he must have an- 
 other shot, and still another after that, until 
 the end of the one or the other had come. 
 Digby stood stock still during this parley, 
 silent and holding his left hand over his heart. 
 The bright red blood crimsoned his fingers, 
 but he moved never a muscle. His second 
 conferred with him a moment. 
 
 " That man," he muttered; "is determined 
 to have your life ; you are already wounded, 
 and perhaps grievously. But promise me 
 thai you will fire straight this time, or I will 
 retire." 
 
 " Well, be it so," replied Digby, with u sad 
 smile. " I promise." 
 
 Major Ward went back to his place, and 
 the whole scene was enacted again. The 
 captain did not appear to take deliberate aim, 
 but his hand was steady and his eye was bright. 
 
 The two explosions were simultaneous. 
 
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 Digby dropped his pistol arm by his side and 
 remained immovable. Ward gave a leap in 
 the air, turned to the right on his own length, 
 and fell like a stone to the ground He was 
 shot through the heart. 
 
 There is no need to dwell on the scene of 
 desolation, l^gby had not the heart to look 
 at the form of his prostrate foe, but, after 
 silently pressing the hand of Ward's second 
 and of the surgeon, who assured him that he 
 had acted like a chivalrous man of honor, he 
 untied his horse and rode back to town with 
 his friend. The shimmering waves still 
 danced in the sunshine, the birds sang in the 
 trees, and sounds of animation were heard all 
 over the green country side, but there was no 
 echo of joy in his heart. He had fulfilled 
 what he deemed a desperate duty, but there 
 was no feeling of satisfaction thereat. Nay, 
 he carried in his youthful bosom a burden 
 that would weigh on him through life — the 
 death of one of his dearest friends. 
 
 The funeral of M.^jor Ward was one of the 
 most imposing military displays that ever took 
 place in Montreal, and all our old residents 
 still remember it with emotion: not only the 
 troops, but nearly tlie whole city joined in 
 the procession, because the dead man was an 
 universal favorite, and because such a domes- 
 tic and social tragedy had never occurred 
 before. 
 
 The scene in the broken home was still 
 moi-e pathetic. Who shall tell the misery of 
 the poor widow, and the despair of the sense- 
 less girl who was the first cause of all the 
 mischief.'' Mary did all shr- could to repair 
 an irreparable loss, and poor Florence was 
 gentle to her, but not even her forgiveness 
 could soften the grief which both of them ex- 
 perienced. It was a shadow that would pur- 
 sue them to the grave. 
 
 CHAPTER XIX. 
 
 "Is the dollar only real? (iod and truth and right a 
 
 dream ? 
 Weighed against your lying ledgers must our manhood 
 
 kick the beam ?" 
 
 The days of widowhood passed drearily 
 with Florence, and would have been more 
 drear, were it not for the consoling ministra- 
 tions of her mother and the friendship of 
 Mrs. Pettysham. Miss Mary Screws had re- 
 turned to her home in Consumption, but her 
 residence tliere was to be of brief duration. 
 Screws had a friend, a director in the Bank 
 of Montreal. That director was not over 
 
 scrupulous. He was a man who could never 
 see any wrong in one of his own countrymen, 
 or any good in people of another nationality. 
 At that time, there was a young Canadian 
 merchant, who, with a sufficiency of capital, 
 had endeavored to obtain a share of the im- 
 porting trade, which was wholly in the hands 
 of foreigners. Letters of introduction had 
 been given him by several merchants, to firms 
 in which they dealt at "home," as the British 
 Isles were called. These letters, however, 
 were only blinds, to hide the cupidity and de- 
 pravity of the writers, who took care to for- 
 ward by the same mail very ambiguous epis- 
 tles, which were intended to convey an un- 
 favorable impression. The young Canadian 
 was, of course, coolly received by the British 
 merchants, who favored his rivals of their own 
 nationality. 
 
 He paid higher figures for his goods and 
 received shorter terms of credit. 
 
 Even thus handicapped in making pur- 
 chases, he might have successfully competed 
 with his sly, clannish rivals. They, however, 
 had friends at the financial court. 
 
 Their friends and relatives had the bank at 
 their feet. Few, if any, Canadians were on the 
 directorate, and, consequently, when their 
 customers' notes, were sent to the board for 
 approval they were passed upon without a 
 question and the manager ordered to discount 
 them. When the Canadians' notes, however, 
 came before this dishonest clannish board, 
 they were systematically declined. Finding 
 himself thus hampered, and knowing by bitter 
 experience the oppressive, cruel power of that 
 foreign mercantile element, he wisely deter- 
 mined to sell out his business and go to the 
 United States, where he subsequently made a 
 large fortune. The bank director gave Screws 
 the hint, and that worthy was not long in be- 
 coming owner of the persecuted merchant's 
 business. 
 
 Solomon Screws, Esq., of course, got all the 
 credit at the bank he required. In fact, he 
 was treated most generously and a liberal line 
 of discount was given, which enabled him im- 
 mediately to greatly extend his business. 
 The family moved to Montreal, and Skimpit, 
 now formally engaged to the store-keeper's 
 daughter, was taken in as junior partner, re, 
 ceiving a fair share in the profits, out of which 
 a certain portion was to remain in the busi- 
 ness as capital on which he received a fixed 
 rate of interest. Skimpit was not a financier, 
 but he was a good judge of merchandise, and 
 in making a bargain could out-Jacob Jacob 
 in iiis commercial transaction with Esau, 
 
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 capital, 
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 To delight in making bargains requires a 
 peculiar cast of character. Noble, high-mind- 
 ed men of delicate sensibilities are always 
 placed ^t a disadvantage when dealing with 
 cool,sly,sharpand not over-scrupulous traders, 
 whose finer feelings have been roughened by 
 attrition to an obtuse, and almost brutal 
 bluntness. 
 
 The following anecdote of Daniel Webster 
 illustrates this very happily. 
 
 The great statesman, weary of the importu- 
 nities of clients and the turmoil of politics, an- 
 nounced his determination of visitingEngland. 
 A merchant of Boston, who had subscribed, 
 with others, a considerable amount to further 
 a private bill in Congress, of which Mr. 
 Webster had charge, and for which he re- 
 ceived a large fee, canic in alarm to the states- 
 man, and in a very querulous- tcne interro- 
 gated the wayward genius. 
 
 " Mr. Webster," he said, " I am surprised 
 to hear that you intend to visit England 
 immediately." 
 
 " Yes, such is my intention." 
 
 *' Pray, may I ask why you visit England at 
 this critical period in our affairs." 
 
 " O, certainly, I am going to England to 
 see the Duke ot Devonshire." 
 
 "Indeed ! If not too inquisitive, may I ask 
 why you wish to see the Duke of Devonshire." 
 
 " I wish to see the Duke of Devonshire," 
 replied the scornful statesman, drawing him- 
 self up to his majestic height, and giving his 
 impertinent interrogator a soul-piercing look 
 from his grand dark, eagle eyes, " because I 
 have heard that his grace never made a bargain 
 in his life." 
 
 The merchant retired abashed, and " the 
 god-like Daniel," as his enthusiastic admirers 
 called him, was allowed to visit without further 
 questioning, Albion's lordly patrician who 
 never made a bargain in his life. 
 
 Skimpit was not a Duke of Devonshire in 
 this respect. Indeed, he even carried his 
 mercantile spirit into his devotions, and fre- 
 quently boasted that his religion cost him less 
 than fifty cents a year, and though attending 
 church regularly, he never, by any accident, 
 put more than a cent in the plate, and if by 
 chance he sat at the head of the pew and had 
 to pass the plate, he invariably forgot to give 
 his own mite offering to the sanctuary. 
 
 Screws and he were ben trwato. Their 
 small souls, as our American neighbors in 
 their humorous hyperbolic style would say, 
 might travel in a pea-pod as long as the chil- 
 dren of Israel were in the desert, and never 
 touch the sides. 
 
 It was therefore agreed that Skimpit 
 should be the buyer for the firm. He went 
 armed with many genuine letters of introduc- 
 tion, and in order to strengthen his position, 
 had a commission to employ half a dozen 
 clerks. 
 
 " But what are you going to do with the 
 hands ot the old firm ?" queried Skimpit, 
 " they have all been re-engaged for a year." 
 
 *' That's a matter of no consequence. When 
 the new ones arrive it will not be very hard 
 to get rid of them. Three or four are in the 
 volunteers, and I hear they are ordered to the 
 front, as a Fenian raid is expected." 
 
 " If they are not ordered, what then ?" 
 
 "They are not competent." 
 
 " They have the reputation of being steady, 
 able men." 
 
 " Drilling interferes with business." 
 
 "If dismissed now the firm will be unpopu- 
 lar among the people." 
 
 " Not a bit of it, Canadians are only colon- 
 ists and have no pride or spirit of nationality. 
 But enough of this. When I want to make a 
 place, I never allow sentiment to stand in the 
 way. I say they are not competent." 
 
 Skimpit understood his senior partner too 
 well to make further objections, but as Fred 
 Pettysham was among those marked for dis- 
 missal, he only stipulated that the young 
 man, being useful to him in a social way, 
 giving him the entree of the Pettysham iiouse- 
 hold where he met many "nice people," 
 should be retained. To this the senior part- 
 ner consented. 
 
 " By the way," said Screws, as if speaking 
 of a mere side issue in a not very important 
 business affair, " my daughter Mary has men- 
 tioned that you have made matrimonial 
 proposals ?" 
 
 Skimpit admitted the tender impeachment, 
 and as his senior partner, like most old 
 country people, was a man of" family-founding 
 instinct, he thought it well to unite his com- 
 mercial and social interest with the house and 
 home of Screws, who could advance his 
 interests. 
 
 It was therefore agreed in family council 
 that Mary and Samuel should be united on 
 the latter's return. The happy day was duly 
 fixed, and the expected bride's trousseau was 
 ordered from England, as nothing in this 
 country was considered good enough for the 
 merchant's daughter. The lovers spent the 
 last evening together eating sugar plums out 
 of a brown paper bag, French hoithons being 
 too expensive. They talked of love, bridal 
 veils.affection. flounces, sentiment, silk dresses, 
 
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 and heaven knows what besides. He look 
 a more lively interest in the toilette than did 
 his fair companion, who was tearfully senti- 
 mental, while he scanned the list of the 
 trousseau, and debated whether a plain silk 
 would not look as well as a gros grain, and 
 be ever so much cheaper. Samuel, though in 
 the midst of a delightful courtship, had a 
 frugal mind, and wished ta instil into his 
 future bride that the chief end of man was 
 to practise small economies, and make them 
 the staple article of conversation on all oc- 
 casions. 
 
 The morning came and Samuel's little per- 
 son, less baggage, were driven to the station. 
 He carried just enough baggage to give him 
 a change of flannel shirts during the voyage, 
 " As everything you know could be purchased 
 so much cheaper on the other side." 
 
 "Good-by, Samuel," said Mary, tenderly, 
 with tear glistening eyes. 
 
 " Good-by, Mary, take good care of your- 
 self. Here, here, hold on driver. Mary, I 
 forgot my wash list ; here it is, clothes get 
 mouldy if they are not washed. You'll 
 attend to it, Mary, won't you.?" 
 
 Mary nodded, and before she could decide 
 whether to be amused or disgusted, her pro- 
 vokingly practical lover was out of sight. 
 She read the wash list, which was character- 
 istic of its writer. Among the items were 
 " }4 doz. 3 ply linen-faced collars, }( doz. 
 pair of double heeled lisle thread >^ hose, 3 
 shirts, linen bosom and cuffs." The other 
 items were as technically particularized. 
 
 An assuredly sweet souvenir. 
 
 At the time the fatal duel, recorded in the 
 previous chapter, took place, he was tossing on 
 the broad Atlantic, and, as Mark Twain says, 
 was "heaving uphis immortal soul "orasmuch 
 of that article which was not out at a usurious 
 interest. A great many people in this world 
 put their souls out to interest which yields 
 in the hereafter Dead Sea fruit. 
 
 He found no difficulty on the other side in 
 obtaining all the goods required. The mer- 
 chants pressed them upon him, dined, wined 
 and feted him to his heart's content. They 
 knew the oppressive clan which held mer- 
 cantile Montreal under its grinding hoof was 
 at his back, and no matter what commercial 
 crisis miglit sweep over Canada, the Bank 
 directors would see their favorites through. 
 Skimpit never received so much distinguished 
 attention in his life before, and not fully 
 appreciating the real motive for these diplo- 
 matic civilities, rttributed them to his personal 
 merit. Every day he was waited on by 
 
 merry portly gentlemen connected with one 
 or other of the large mercantile houses, who 
 almost fought for the special privilege of his 
 edifying society. 
 
 How immoderately they laughed at all his 
 absurd and wicked little stories, applauding 
 to the echo any asinine comparison he miglu 
 make between Canada and England ! These 
 affable gentlemen were the touters of the 
 establishments whose business it was to wait 
 on buyers from Canada and the United States. 
 And these exceedingly plausible persons 
 showed the young traveller the sights of 
 London, but not in patrician circles. They 
 were more at home in very questionable 
 places, where coarse buffoonery passed for hu- 
 mor and obscenity for wit. 
 
 One morning while sitting in the coffee- 
 room, concealed in one of those boxes pecu- 
 liar to English coffee-rooms, he overheard 
 one of his companions of the night previous 
 say to his vis-a-vis at the breakfast-table : 
 
 " What an infernal - v your little Canadian 
 buyer makes of him. Can't you give him 
 
 a hint to dress more like a civilized being 
 than a backwoodsman." 
 
 The rest of the conversation was inaudible, 
 but Skimpit, with ready tact, sMpped quietly 
 and unobserved out of the room, but soon 
 reappeared. Walking up to the box where 
 the two gentlemen were taking breakfast, he 
 saluted them, and of course was most gra- 
 ciously received. 
 
 *' Jones, old fellow, could you recommend 
 me to a tailor. I'm almost ashamed to be 
 seen in this outlandish suit, it was good 
 enough, you know, to cross the Atlantic, and 
 I brought very little with me, as we get the 
 fashions in Canada long after you have dis- 
 carded them here ?" 
 
 Of course Jones knew a tailor, and as Jones 
 got a liberal discount from the knight of the 
 shears for the customers he brought, was 
 never backward in suggesting to provincials 
 and colonials that their costumes were hardly 
 in the fashion. 
 
 Skimpit arrayed himself in the loudest of 
 check pants, tight buttoned frock coat and a 
 high silk hat, the first he had ever worn. The 
 little wretch managed iii a few weeks to raise 
 his voice a key higher, and speak in the bluff 
 commanding English style, and soon acquired 
 the noble British habit of bullying servants 
 and inferiors. 
 
 As he was commissioned to employ several 
 salesmen for the firm of Screws, Skimpit 
 & Co., he felt his importance and, like a skil- 
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 a hundred imagine they were to obtain 
 them. Late hours, fast life, heavy drinking, 
 and the whirl of commercial travel were nov- 
 elties, and, as was said of Alfred de Musset, 
 he was not content to inhale the fragrance of 
 the rose, leaf by leaf as it were, but tore it 
 asunder, that he might exhaust its perfume 
 at a single breath. 
 
 Did thought of his fiancee, Mary Screws, 
 lessen his dissipated life ? 
 
 No, she was seldom in his thought, and if 
 in an idle moment her form passed before 
 him, it was soon banished by a plunge into 
 pleasure or business. 
 
 The Times lay in the coffee room. A telegram 
 from Moville announced that the Allan Steam- 
 ship " Peruvian," had been sighted the day 
 previous. The imposing waiter made his ap- 
 pearance while Skimpit was pursuing this in- 
 telligence, and on the tray with his breakfast 
 lay his letters. 
 
 Ilis partner's epistle was all business from 
 date to signature, but underneath was the 
 apologetic postscript. " Mary will give you 
 all the news." 
 
 Her billet-doux gave every detail of the 
 dreadful duel and its unhappy termination, 
 with the exception of the part she played in 
 fomenting it. He re-read the letter, and 
 when sure that Major Ward was killed, ex- 
 claimed aloud. " Then Florence is free." 
 
 CHAPTER XX. 
 
 ' The means to do dark deeds, 
 Make dark deeds done." 
 
 Tikimpit was himself again. The duel had 
 ]iiit a new phase on matters. For the next 
 ten days he was the incarnation of business 
 which was pressed so rapidly forward that he 
 could leave the shores of Albion fully ten 
 days sooner than he had at first calculated. 
 His answer to Mary's affectionate letters 
 were of the coldest and briefest kind, and 
 with a woman's bookless lore of instinct she 
 f It that his feelings towards her were chang- 
 ed. Perhaps he had met some florid English 
 beauty and had forgotten the sun-tanned 
 Canadian. 
 
 In those days the lordly merchant and 
 his imported employees were not condescend- 
 ing enough to marry loveable economic Ca- 
 nadian girls. They had no dash, no style, 
 were not sufficiently accomplished, and failed 
 to shine in society, as society was then con- 
 stituted with its deep military and patrician 
 
 coloring. Professional gentlemen and a few 
 wiiolesale merchants were only tolerated by 
 the military and the civil service, while tra- 
 ders were completely ostracised. A paltry St. 
 Francois Xavier street broker assumed pre- 
 cedence over the wealthy retail merchant 
 who had the mortification to find that his 
 family were ostracised and black-balled at a 
 miserable shed called a rink on Shuter street. 
 One very agreeable, highly educated gentle- 
 man was actually black-balled by a pack of 
 dissipated worthless Knglish snobs in the 
 uniform of British officers, because his father 
 was a partner in a very wealthy tailoring 
 establishment. Cockney Cads economic of h's 
 in the right, and prodigal in the wrong places, 
 came out and were received into families 
 simply because they were Englishmen, and 
 these imported specimens of unbounded 
 assurance were more arrogant dnd exclusive 
 than the young noble through whose veins 
 coursed "the blood of all the Howards." In a 
 word everything British was more appreciated 
 then than now. We have got bravely over 
 that mania, and are getting more self-reliant. 
 The young merchant now, if he wants to suc- 
 ceed in life, had much better marry a suitable 
 Canadian girl than bring out a gushing 
 British belle. Many a merchant in times not 
 so long past would have avoided the bank- 
 rupt court had he not listened to the counsels 
 of an aspiring wife who imitated Belgravia on 
 an income that could barely secure suburban 
 comfort. 
 
 For true hearted women in every phase of 
 life, the fair Canadian against all the world. 
 
 In due time the travelled, gorgeously ap- 
 parelled Skimpit bustled into the St Paul 
 street warehouse, and soon made every one 
 feel ho was unapproachable. With a talent for 
 low intrigue and an unscrupulous disposition 
 that could stoop to the basest meanness to at- 
 tain its ends, he was not long in weeding out 
 the Canadians, and filling their i)laces with 
 British importations, whose ill-breeding was 
 only equalled by their assurance. 
 
 Screws was energetic, and though backed 
 liberally by the bank with its board of foreign 
 directors, yet his ambition and haste to be 
 rich carried hiin beyond the bonds of pru- 
 dence, and a large proportion of his immense 
 importations lay at the Custom House stores, 
 as he was unable to pay the duty. 
 
 This would never do. True, many of his 
 rivals were in the same position, but Screws, 
 being fully impressed that Canada was the 
 promised land for those of his nationality, 
 managed to have the upper portion of his 
 
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 store converted into a bonded warehouse. A 
 large number of cases of expensive goods, on 
 which the duty was very high, were accord- 
 ingly stored in this private bonded warehouse. 
 
 Screws was the financial head of the con- 
 cern, and Skimpit looked after the sales de- 
 [)artment. 
 
 Many said it was quite edifying to hear the 
 " dear fellow" call off a parcel of goods. He 
 did it in such a business-like manner since he 
 visited England. 
 
 No martinet colonel of a well disciplined 
 regiment could take such pride in giving the 
 word of command as Sammy did in calling 
 off the goods. 
 
 It was truly sublime to hear the Anglicized 
 voice of Skimpit wafted on the air heavy 
 laden with odors of merchandise, uttering 
 these words of high import: 
 
 " One piece of grey cotton, fowty-four a 
 'awf yawds, h'eight a 'awf cents." 
 
 "One piece of moire antique," 'now boy 
 look shawp, don't spell antique with a K. 
 Canadians are such duffers you'd get the 
 sack in Lunnen, you know, if you had'nt a 
 good h'education an could'nt spell.' 
 
 Here Skimpit, after the piece of goods was 
 entered, marked the parcel, " O. K.," which 
 stands for the initials of the words all correct. 
 These cabalistic letters had there origin in the 
 store of a London draper,who,many years ago, 
 instructed one of his educated clerks to write 
 all correct on parcels of goods. The young 
 man first spelt out the words, " oil kerrect," 
 but getting tired merely put the initials 
 " O. K.," which symbols for accuracy passed 
 down from generation to generation of busi- 
 ness men, few of whom knew what theymeant 
 or how they originated. 
 
 Skimpit's lecture to the unfortunate entry 
 clerk was here cut short by a messenger bear- 
 ■ ing the tidings : 
 
 " Mr. Screws wishes to see you." 
 
 Samuel made his appearance in the count- 
 ing-room, where he was not often seen. 
 Screws beckoned to him, and they both en- 
 tered the private office, the door of which was 
 carefully closed after them. 
 
 "Skimpit, I'm in a tight fix. The bank 
 manager won't allow us to exceed our line of 
 discount. Here are nearly $20,000 worth of 
 orders from Upper Canada, which we tnust 
 fill before to-morrow morn or they will be 
 taken to Mackay Bros, or Mackenzie's. I 
 see no means of raising the sum sufficient to 
 pay the duty to get them out of bond." 
 
 " Yes, this is a pretty bad fix." 
 
 " The goods are in the bonded warehouse, 
 
 upstairs.''" asked Screws in a low tone of 
 voice. 
 
 " They are." 
 
 " The lock is sealed with the broad arrow 
 of the custom house." 
 
 " Yes, but it is fastened by a mere barn door 
 bolt. I was thinking how very insecure it 
 was yesterday," 
 
 " Ah, indeed ! Suppose you return to the 
 store after tea.-*" 
 
 Skimpit bowed, but made no reply. 
 
 " Just tell the storeman that you have some 
 neglected work to finish, and get the ':ey." 
 
 Skimpit nodded and departed. 
 
 The pair worked with a will that night, and 
 before daylight had set in, many thousand 
 dollars worth of valuable goods had been al)- 
 stracted from the bonded warehouse, the cases 
 nailed up again and carefully replaced. 
 
 Just as the last screw was being driven 
 home in the bolt, a muffled figure passed them 
 unperceived and disappeared in the gloom of 
 the darkened store. 
 
 The two men, now completely exhausted 
 with their night's efforts, wended their way to 
 the lower story. Skimpit turned the lock in 
 the front door and hardly had he opened it, 
 when a figure rushed past him and disap- 
 peared in the street. 
 
 "Is that you, Mr. Screws!" he cried in 
 terror. 
 
 "What's the matter," replied Screws from 
 behind. 
 
 " I thought it was you who rushed past me 
 just now." 
 
 " Not I ; you are excited, your imagination 
 has been playing you a trick. 'Twasonly the 
 wind." 
 
 " The wind has pretty sharp elbows then 
 for it gave me such a dig that my ribs feel 
 sore. 
 
 "Nonsense, nonsense, it was only the handle 
 of the door. You'd be a failure as Jack Shep- 
 pard." 
 
 Screws laughed ai his comparison, and the 
 pair who had excused themselves at home for 
 the night's absence, turned up St. Francis 
 Xavier street, took rooms at the St. Lawrence 
 Hall, and leaving orders to be called at ten 
 o'clock, retired to enjoy a few hours' repose 
 before the business of the day commenced. 
 
 The orders were filled, much to the chagrin 
 of several rival firms, who also had the goods 
 in" bond, but were not in sufficient funds to 
 pay the duty. 
 
 The firm in the course of a few days got re- 
 mittances in the shape of notes from the per- 
 sons to whom the goods were sent, which 
 
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 Screws immediately discounted and hastening 
 to the Custom House, took all the goods in 
 the private warehouse out of bond, and the 
 sleepy official, with an owlish look of exces- 
 sive wisdom and vigilance, duly inspected 
 the removal of empty cases. 
 
 Overhearing one of the clerks say that the 
 cases were very light, he was on the point of 
 having one opened, when Skimpit, with ready 
 tact, interposed : 
 
 " Men be careful with that case ; don't put 
 it in a damp place, or all the starch will be 
 taken out of the light muslin trimmings." 
 
 This satisfied the Custom House official, 
 whom Screws immediately engaged in conver- 
 sation on the subject of the former's applica- 
 tion for a higher position under the govern- 
 ment which Screw's influence eventually ob- 
 tained for him. 
 
 Under such circumstances the officer could 
 hardly give the firm the unnecessary trouble 
 of opening suspiciously light cases. 
 
 CHAPTER XXI. 
 
 Florence Ward, after her husband's death, 
 " broke up housekeeping," and resided with 
 her father, the Rev. Jeremiah Rose, who had 
 succeeded in getting a call from a fashionable 
 church on Dorchester street. She spent 
 most of her time, however, at Mrs. Petty- 
 sham's ; in fact a room was reserved for her, 
 and she as frequently slept beneath the Petty- 
 sham roof as she did under that of her father. 
 
 The family were sitting around the early 
 breakfast table on the morning that Screws 
 and Skimpit were winding their way for a 
 few hours repose at the St. Lawrence Hall, 
 after having surreptitiously removed the mer- 
 chandise from the private bonded warehouse. 
 
 " Fred, you look very pale this morning," 
 said Mrs. Pettysham ; " why were you not 
 home to dinner."" 
 
 "You know, mother, I was out at the 
 Gaults' party the night before last, and it was 
 nearly four o'clock before I got home. We 
 had a hard day's work at the store, as a large 
 quantity of goods were coming in and going 
 out. I stood it pretty well in the morning, 
 but after lunch I got so tired that I could 
 hardly keep my eyes open, so I slipt away to 
 take half-an-hour's sleep behind some bales of 
 cotton in the upper story. I must have slept 
 for a long time, for when I woke all was dark- 
 ness. I then remembered what had occurred, 
 and by the ray of a moonbeam could make 
 out my surroundings. Making the best of 
 
 this adventure, I lay down again and was on 
 the point of going to sleep when I heard the 
 found of approaching footsteps. Through the 
 gloom I saw two men approach the lattice 
 work that divides the store from the bonded 
 warehouse. They had an oil lamp which 
 they placed on a dry goods case directly in 
 front of me. Just imagine how astonished 
 I was to see Mr. Screws and Mr. Skimpit at 
 that late hour. I lay perfectly motionless 
 and watched their every .tiovement, Mr. 
 Skimpit drew a screw-driver irom his pocket 
 
 " That will do, Fred," intc-posed Mr. 
 Pettysham, with a look that insured obedi- 
 ence, " I will hear the rest of this story in the 
 library after breakfast." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham and Florence, though hav- 
 ing the due share of curiosity natural to the 
 sex, refrained from urging Fred to continue, 
 but the younger members of the family were 
 urgent until their father, with the affectionate 
 admonition, " that will do, my dears," which 
 conveyed more of sharp reproof than paternal 
 love, silenced their importunities, and Fred 
 was allowed to finish his breakfast in undis- 
 turbed rumination. 
 
 After the meal father and son retired to 
 the library, when Fred continued the story of 
 his adventures on the previous night : 
 
 " Skimpit soon displaced the lock and both 
 went hastily to work to remove the lids of the 
 cases with a chisel and mallet. They made but 
 little noise,as a pad of thick cloth over the head 
 of the chisel deadened the sound. They car- 
 ried the goods on their shoulders down stairs. 
 When I first perceived them I was about to 
 make myself known, but that idea was soon 
 dispelled when I saw the stern, forbidding 
 look on Screws' countenance. The night-air 
 was very chilly, and though there was a pile 
 of blankets near me, I dared not move. My 
 teeth chattered, and with the greatest diffi- 
 culty I refrained from coughing." 
 
 "We have enough," I heard Screws say. 
 " Now put the lids on the cases, and leave 
 everything as it was, and I'll take the rest of 
 these goods down stairs." 
 
 The cases were soon fastened, and Skimpit 
 who looked terribly frightened, hurriedly re- 
 placed the bolt. What if they should catch 
 me here, I thought. This is some crime, 
 and cough I must. Skimpit started and 
 looked around nervously, and was just on the 
 point of examining my retreat, when Screws 
 called up through the hoist in a hoarse whis- 
 per : 
 
 " Put out the lamp and hurry, it is almost 
 
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 vv 
 
 daylight. Don't forget the key of th. front 
 door, I laid it beside the lamp." 
 
 My curiosity got the better of my fears, 
 and going in advance of Skimpit, I hurried 
 softly down stairs and was soon on the ground 
 floor, near the door. 
 
 When SI impit opened it I rushed past him, 
 nearly knocking him over, and when I got 
 home this mv rning it was broad daylight and 
 I felt tired and sick ; and no wonder mother 
 thought I looked pale at breakfast. 
 
 " Fred," enjoined Mr. Pettysham, " pro- 
 mise me you will not mention this matter to 
 a living soul." This is a most valuable piece 
 of information. I must tell you that this man 
 Screws has it in his power to make us abso- 
 lute beggars. He holds a mortgage on 
 " Ha.rdscrabble," and since we have lived in 
 the city, I have been under the necessity of 
 borrowmg a great deal of money from him, 
 which I expect to pay as soon aa the railroad 
 bill passes the Senate. There is some opposi- 
 tion, but if it succeeds, the shares I hold will 
 be of considerable value, and they will prob- 
 ably enable me to get from under this tyran- 
 nical man's heel." 
 
 P"red promised, and then hurried to the 
 store, as Skimpit was a little martinet, and 
 never failed to make some disagreeable re- 
 mark when any o' the employees arrived late. 
 
 Skimpit was not at his usual post. In a 
 few hours, however, he turned up and bust- 
 ling around soon accomplished the task of 
 filling the orders. He was particularly gracious 
 to young Pettysham and about noon asked 
 him to have lunch at Alexander's. The 
 young man was suspicious that Skimpit knew 
 that he was being watched the night previous, 
 and this made him feel somewhat uncomfor- 
 table, but his host was after other game, 
 lie knew that Florence was in the habit of 
 visiting Mrs. Pettysham, and that the famulus 
 were on intimate terms, and learning from 
 Fred that she was spending a few days at 
 their house he proposed that, as he and Fred 
 had been doing some very hard work lately 
 they should take a drive around the mountain. 
 
 " Perhaps the ladies would like to go ; sup- 
 pose we ask them ?" insinuated Skimpit. 
 
 Of course Fred acquiesced, and strolling 
 over to a livery stable on Bonaventure street, 
 Skimpit ordered the handsomest turnout 
 in the establishment. This equipage be- 
 longed to a British officer in the Guards who 
 had been quartered in Canada, but finding 
 provincial life too monotonous had exchanged 
 into the battalion quartered in London. 
 
 CHAPTER XXII. 
 
 " They often have revealed their passion to me ; 
 But tell me whose address thou favorest most : 
 I long to know." 
 
 Addison. 
 
 Florence was much in the society of Mrs. 
 Pettysham, who ministered to her grief and 
 comforted her loneliness with all the delicacy 
 and tact that are the unerring instincts of the 
 female heart. In course of time the friend- 
 ship of the two grew so close that they were 
 pretty much continually in one another's so- 
 ciety, and Florence, as we have said, used to 
 spend whole weeks at the Pettysham mansion 
 on Sherbrooke street. With Mary Screws 
 her intercourse was less frequent and inti- 
 mate. Although she had forgiven, in a true 
 Christian spirit, the author of her misfortune, 
 the latter could not so easily forgive herself, 
 and she could not divest herself of a certain 
 constraint in the presence of Florence. 
 Furthermore the coldness and growing indif- 
 ference of Skimpit was soon associated in 
 Mary's mind with the superior attractions of 
 the lovely widow. These little rivalries are 
 sooner detected, and go further with women 
 than with men. It is only just to say that 
 Florence herself was for a long time uncon- 
 scious of all this. But gradually, as the days 
 of mourning passed by, and the gloom of sol- 
 itude lifted its sombre curtains, the sunshine 
 of life crept back into her heart, the hunger 
 of a new love insensibly developed itself, and 
 she began to look about her to those changes 
 which were inevitable in the case of a young 
 woman like herself. 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham was a true friend and the 
 best confidant that Florence could have 
 under the peculiar circumstances in which 
 she was placed. Douglas had done, like all 
 the rest of the Consumption people who have 
 been introduced in this story, and removed 
 to Montreal, where he had succeeded, within 
 a diort space, in creating quite a practice for 
 himself as a lawyer. He had been among 
 tl e first to sympathize with Florence in her 
 s( rrow, and had greatly assisted her with his 
 counsel in the arrangement of her affairs. 
 Major Ward had left a considerable estate, 
 the whole of which was willed to his widow, 
 i>ut when Douglas came to unravel it, he 
 fi und that it was considerably involved. 
 Vv hen all the legal technicalities were settled, 
 there remained to Florence only a small 
 annuity, with the prospects of further allot- 
 ments, when the parents of her deceased 
 husband had passed away. 
 
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 In the course of these negotations, Douglas 
 was naturally thrown a great deal in Flor- 
 ence's company, and naturally the old feel- 
 ing that existed between them, blossomed and 
 bore fruit. Florence could not be blind to 
 the attractions and merits of the talented 
 young lawyer, and Mrs. Pettysham was per- 
 fectly aware of that fact. But neither could 
 the attentions of Skimj)!! be overlooked. 
 Without being exactly assiduous in his visits, 
 he had made several calls and was well re- 
 ceived. Florence was in particularly good 
 spirits when Skimpit made his call with Fred. 
 She had no objection whatever to the drive 
 provided Mrs. Pettysham accompanied 
 the party. Mrs. Pettysham, taking in the 
 situation at a glance, readily consented, 
 and the four were soon bowling along St. 
 Lawrence Main street, in the direction of 
 Mile End. After passing the toll-gate, they 
 advanced through the leafy arcades of Mount 
 Royal Avenue, till they reached a quaint- 
 looking old building on the right, which at- 
 tracted the attention of the ladies. 
 
 ** Why, that looks like Peggotty's ark in 
 David Copperfieltl" exclaimed Florence, as 
 she looked at Skimpit. 
 
 That worthy, who had never heard of Peg- 
 gotty or Copperfield, smiled warily and re- 
 plied : 
 
 " It looks to me like a boat cabin." 
 
 "A boat cabin! That's it exactly," broke 
 in lovely Master Fred, who knew all about 
 the old fisherman and little Em'ly. 
 
 And the young archaeolgist, much to his 
 mother's delight, explained, that the structure 
 was no less than the upper works of one of 
 the old Molson steamboats, which lay there 
 high and dry, after doing much good service 
 in the primitive days of St. Lawrence naviga- 
 tion. And it was a snug and cosy hostelry, 
 surrounded by beautifully shaded grounds. 
 
 Skimpit proposed that they should stop 
 there for a few moments' repose, and some 
 refreshments. 'I'he ladies were agreeable and 
 the whole party got of the carriage. 
 
 They were shown to a pavilion in the gar- 
 den, embowered in grapevines and honey- 
 suckle. There they partook of sherbet and 
 cakes, and indulged in agreeable conversation. 
 The summer air was calm and laden with the 
 sweet scent of flowers. Even the mercenary 
 soul of Skimpit was softened by the influence 
 of the time and place. He stole glances of 
 furtive imagination at the handsome figure of 
 Florence, seated beside him, her beauty mel- 
 lowed and deepened by the heavy mourning 
 weeds in which she was enveloped. The 
 
 long black veil thrown aside over her shoul- 
 ders, imparted an impressive charm to her at- 
 tractive face. A thousand thoughts rose to 
 Samuel's mind, a thousand feelings buzzed at 
 his heart. He felt that the time was propi- 
 tious to say, to do something, he hardly' knew 
 what, to advance his suit. The opportunity 
 was afibrded him by Mrs. Pettysham propos- 
 ing a stroll through the garden. She took 
 the arm of her son and walked forward, Skim- 
 pit found himself in the company of Florence 
 lagging behind. Not soft of speech was Mas- 
 ter Samuel, neither was he versed in the art 
 of courtship, but he seized his opportunity 
 neverthless, and managed to utter a few words 
 that revealed his heart to Florence. Did she 
 laugh at him } Did she stare in blank amaze- 
 ment? Did she repel him by look or gesture? 
 None of these. Her eyes wandered out wist- 
 fully over the fair landscape spread before 
 her, decked in all the alluring charms of a 
 mild summer's evening. She listened, not as 
 in a dream, indeed, for that would have been 
 far too romantic, but with a passive kind of at- 
 tention, and a faint smile that hovered over her 
 rosy lips,wasthe indefinite answer which Skim- 
 pit interpreted as not altogether unfavorable 
 to him. Thus encouraged, Samuel continued 
 to speak, and a certain rude eloquence and 
 fervor accompanied his speech. When after 
 making the rounds of the garden, Mrs. Pet- 
 tysham and Fred came up to the twain, he was 
 not averse to meet them, for he felt satisfied 
 that he had gotten on very well for a begin- 
 ning. Mrs. Pettysham shot a sly look at him, 
 and a cunning smile showed that she suspected 
 something. She avoided looking at Florence 
 who stepped forward with Fred, in the direc- 
 tion of the garden gate. 
 
 " Well Mr. Skimpit, shall we move along ?" 
 asked Mrs. Pettysham jauntily, " Florence has 
 had enough of your company, I should think. 
 Now, it's my turn." 
 
 "Oh, Mrs. Pettysham!" exclaimed Samuel 
 with a gulp. *' I hope you will be my friend." 
 
 " Ah, Mr. Skimpit," rejoined Mrs. Petty- 
 sham with a hearty laugh " and has it come 
 to this ?" 
 
 Skimpit saw that the clever woman under- 
 stood everything, and there was something 
 about her demeanor which gave him hopes 
 that he might find in her a powerful ally. 
 Brooding over these thoughts, he reached the 
 carriage, helped the ladies in and the drive 
 around the mountain was continued very 
 agreeably. Florence was quite lively in her 
 conversation, and almost familiar with Skim- 
 pit, acting in a way that reminded him of the 
 
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 old days in the country, and when they separa- 
 ted after reaching home she thanked him 
 warmly for his kindness, and invited him to 
 call again. 
 
 " She shall be mine yet !" exclaimed Skim- 
 pit. 
 
 And he drove away triumphant. 
 
 CHAPTER XXIII. 
 
 Passion unpitied ami successful love 
 Plant daggers in my heart. 
 
 Mary Screws sat all alone in her room at 
 home. Doleful and wistful was poor Mary, 
 with her keen woman's eyes, she had been no 
 stranger to what was going on around her. 
 The coldness of Skimpit was not new to her. 
 At first, she was not disposed to resent it, 
 imagining that siie might fly at higher game, 
 than at her father's clerk — a lawyer, perhaps, 
 or even a military man. But when Skimpit 
 had come back from England with such flam- 
 ing new clothes, and such lofty ideas, she 
 thought better of it and concluded that she 
 could not do better than stand by him. Both 
 her father and mother encouraged the alliance 
 and that was a further motive. She prided 
 herself that she could combat his indifference 
 and overcome it, when she discovered the 
 causes of it. But when at length she did dis- 
 cover it, she was in a worse quandary than be- 
 fore. Samuel loved Florence ! well, that was 
 a joke. Ah ! if it had been only a joke. 
 Unfortunately, it wa« something far worse. 
 Mary, though she was the child of a wretched 
 father, had a keen appreciation of the fitness 
 of things, and many delicate sensibilities. She 
 sat alone in her room and reflected : — 
 
 " What does this mean ?" she murmured. 
 " Sam is in love with Florence ! I could'nt 
 believe it at first, but there is no use of de- 
 ceiving myself any longer. It is only too 
 true." 
 
 She rocked herself in the arm chair for a 
 while longer, then resumed the course of her 
 reflections : — 
 
 "This is very strange. It is more than 
 strange, it is dangerous. What have I done 
 to Samuel that he should treat me so ? What 
 have I done to Florence that — " 
 
 Then she rocked herself with more anima- 
 tion and her eye was aflame. 
 
 " Florence ! — Samuel ! — Samuel ! — Flor- 
 ence ! — " 
 
 She stopped the motion of her chair and 
 remained immovable for a moment. Her 
 eyes were fixed with a wild painful stare on 
 some object directly in front of her. It was 
 
 a bouquet of flowers on the mantle. How 
 innocent those blossoms looked, and what a 
 soft perfume they shed throughout the room. 
 But to her disordered senses they shot a poison 
 as deadly as that which took away the senses 
 of Maxaniello, in the proudest day of his Nea- 
 politan triumph. 
 
 " Retribution !" she exclaimed, abruptly, 
 rising, " I fired Major Ward with jealousy 
 against Florence. Florence is firing me with 
 jealousy against Samuel. These flowers are 
 the tokens of revenge." 
 
 She made a rapid step toward the mantel, 
 seized the bouquet in her trembling hand, 
 raiseil the sash with a renewed exertion, and 
 dashed the flowers into the street. 
 
 Poor Mary ! It was a retribution indeed, 
 but she was wofully mistaken in connecting 
 Florence therewith. Florence would have 
 smiled sadly at the bare idea of such a con- 
 summation. 
 
 In the meantime, Skimpit was agitated too, 
 but in quite another way. For the name 
 Mary was altogether out of his thoughts, and 
 his sordid soul was basking in sweet dreams 
 of love, of which the central figure was the 
 beautiful widow. He determined at all haz- 
 ards to pursue the advantage which he fancied 
 he had gained in the drive around the moun- 
 tain, and the interview in the garden. 
 
 " Mrs. Pettysham is my main stand-by," he 
 murmured, " and I must come to conclusions 
 with her." 
 
 And accordingly he went to see Mrs. Petty- 
 sham. He found that lady very cordial and 
 affable. Indeed, he fancied that she divined 
 the object of his coming, and was ready to 
 meet him half way. What transformations 
 there are in the causes of love. Here was 
 this clown bearing himself as well in the pres- 
 ence of Mrs. Pettysham, as if he had been a 
 gentleman born and bred. His awkwardness, 
 and sheepishness vanished as by enchant- 
 ment, and he poured out his story with a 
 facility and force which astonished himself, 
 while it amused the lady. 
 
 " There is one obstacle in the way," said 
 Mrs. Pettysham, kindly, after listening to all 
 his arguments. 
 
 "What is that, madam.'" — eagerly. 
 
 " Florence may not care to marry ag?in." 
 
 " Oh ! Mrs. Pettysham, don't say that. So 
 young, so beautiful !" 
 
 " Or perhaps " 
 
 " Well ?" 
 
 " Her heart may be given to another." 
 
 " I hope not, madam. Indeed, I know it 
 is not. She gave me to understand as much. " 
 
 ■HBHP 
 
41 
 
 So 
 
 " Perhaps, then, she is still undecided ; may 
 not have thought about it, and " 
 
 " That is just it, dear Mrs. F'.'ttysham. Tiiat 
 is just it. Just where I want your assistance. 
 Speak for nie, work for me, and I will do any- 
 thing for you " 
 
 There was just the faintest curve of disdain 
 on Mrs. Pettysham's lips at these words — as 
 if Skimpit could do anything for her ? The 
 idea! 
 
 Skimpit seized her thought at once, and, 
 with a stroke of genius, determined to clinch 
 the argument. 
 
 " Mrs. Pettysham," he exclaimed, " I am in 
 possession of a secret." 
 
 " A secret, sir !" murmured the lady, elevat- 
 ing her eyebrows. 
 
 " An important secret," madam. 
 
 " An important secret ? sir. You astonish 
 me." 
 
 " A secret that concerns yourself." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham sat perfectly immovable, 
 and there was a cold stare in her clear gray 
 eyes. 
 
 Skimpit was not slow»to seize the opport- 
 unity. He intuitively saw his advantage. 
 
 " Mrs. Pettysham, do you remember the 
 mortgage ?" he exclaimed. 
 
 '' Mortgage ? what do you mean," very 
 severely. 
 
 " Oh, madam, do not feign to misunder- 
 stand me, I mean the mortgage on the Hard- 
 scrabble estate." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham saw something coming, 
 and said gently, without, however, altering 
 her reserved manner. 
 
 " And what of it, sir }*' 
 
 *' Mr. Screws has got it." 
 
 " Yes, I believe he has." 
 
 " And will keep it." 
 
 " Oh, I hope not." 
 
 " You don't know Mr. Screws." 
 
 " He is an honorable man, I hope." 
 
 " You know him best." 
 
 " He is the man to hold that mortgage, 
 madam." 
 
 "Not if we clear it." 
 
 " He will see that you do not clear it." 
 
 " This is strange language, Mr. Skimpit." 
 
 " It is truthful, madam." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham paused in the dialogue, 
 closed her eyes, and reflected for one rapid 
 moment. What did the man mean ? What 
 object had he in view ? Was he prepared to 
 exchange an important secret for his love to 
 Florence ? She resumed quietly : — 
 
 " Mr. Skimpit, you astonish me just a little. 
 Why this turn to our conversation ?" 
 
 Samuel stopped a minute, then said 
 iibrui)tly : — 
 
 " I'm a business man, madam. I come to 
 make a bargain with you," 
 
 " A bargain, Mr. Skimpit ?" said Mrs. 
 Pettysham. merrily. 
 
 '' Yes, a bargain. That mortgage was a 
 conspiracy." 
 
 " Ah !" 
 
 " Intended to ruin your husband." 
 
 " Oh !" 
 
 '• And it will ruin him." 
 
 " The proof, sir," sternly. 
 
 " Here it is." 
 
 And Skimpit drew from a side pocket the 
 letter of Screws to Prudhomme, which he 
 had purloined long ago. 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham folded her arms and looked 
 at Skimpilkeenly. 
 
 " That letter is yours, madam." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham held out one hand, cau- 
 tiously. 
 
 " It will reveal the whole plot and enable 
 you to counteract it." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham's eyes softened, but there 
 were hard lines about her mouth. 
 
 " This letter is mine, sir ? On what con- 
 ditions .=>" 
 
 Here Samuel lost his balance a bit, at the 
 sight of those sharp, inquiring eyes. 
 
 "No conditions, madam. The letter is 
 yours, absolutely. Only — ■" 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham's lips broadened into a 
 genial, knowing smile. She understood 
 everything at a glance. 
 
 " Only " she repeated. 
 
 " That you will do what you can for me, 
 madam, with Florence." 
 
 Mrs. Pettysham laughed outright at this, 
 and tapping Skimpit's shoulder with the let- 
 ter, she said : 
 
 " We will do what we can, Mr. Skimpit, 
 you can't ask anything better than that." 
 
 Samuel did not reply, but bowing himself 
 out of the room, he hurried away, with the 
 foolish assurance in his heart that all was 
 well, and that Florence Ward was his very 
 own. 
 
 CHAPTER XXIV. 
 
 Meantime Pettysham was getting on very 
 well in the world at politics. As soon as he 
 entered Parliament, it became apparent to 
 his friends that he was destined to make his 
 mark, and he himself had a vague confidence 
 that public life was destined to be the crown- 
 
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 ing sphere of his fortune. During the first 
 session, he maintained his own counsel, tak- 
 ing no part in debate, but keenly observing 
 men and things. He was not slow to make 
 acquaintances and form friendships, and by 
 the end of the first year Pettysham was quite 
 a figure at the Capital. His wife was an effi- 
 cient factor in his success, her accomplished 
 manners, agreeable conversation, and rare 
 knowledge of the world, contributing in a 
 marked degree toward attracting the most in- 
 fluential society to her residence. The Petty- 
 shams resided habitually in Montreal, but 
 during the session of Parliament, they kept 
 open house at Ottawa, where their recep- 
 tions and entertainments were among th'i 
 chief festives of the season. 
 
 It was during the second session that the 
 great railway project, of which mention was 
 made in the earlier part of this story, and 
 which was the principal issue in the electoral 
 contest that ended in Pettysham's return, 
 was brought up prominently before the House. 
 It was then that Pettysham burst out in all 
 his glory, revealing his whole character, and 
 showing conclusively the stuff that was in 
 him. Not only was that railway necessary 
 to his county but to the whole district to 
 which the county belonged, but it was a 
 matter of the greatest importance to himself 
 both politically and financially. If he suc- 
 ceeded in carrying it through, according to 
 his ideas, he would become the idol of his 
 constituency, a power in the state and — 
 what was not the least consideration — a man 
 of commanding wealth. 
 
 But he could not succeed by his own indi- 
 vidual efforts. He must needs get assistance 
 from outside. Eloquence was something, 
 but not nearly enough. There was down- 
 right hard work to be done in the committee 
 rooms, and members had to be button-holed 
 in the corridors. In fact the final triumph 
 could be achieved only in the lobbies. Lob- 
 bying is an institution in all legislative bodies, 
 but in Ottawa it has been raised to the pro- 
 portions of a science. Nowhere, except at 
 Washington, is the system so admirably 
 managed, and nowhere does it produce such 
 extraordinary results. 
 
 The only other curiosity that can hold a 
 candle to it is our Civil Service. Canadians 
 would imagine in their simplicity that the 
 Civil Service was established and kept going 
 for their special behoof, for the best men 
 among themselves, and for their children after 
 them. They would fancy it was meant to be 
 an opening lor the rising talent of the country. 
 
 PiUt there never was a more egregious mistake. 
 The Civil Service of Canada is used as a kind 
 of asylum for English refugees. If a deputy 
 head of a department is wanted, or a chief 
 clerk, or a specialist of any kind is wanted, 
 straightway application is made " at home," 
 and the want is supplied. Engineers on pub- 
 lic works, superintendents of military colleges, 
 commanders of militia, surveyors of mineral 
 lands and other such high officials are not 
 supposed to grow in the uncongenial climate 
 of Canada, but must be transplanted from 
 British soil. Public opinion, so far, has had 
 little or no fault to find with this beautiful 
 system, and when our institutions of learning 
 in Ontario and Quebec want a professor, they 
 never for a moment suspect that they can 
 find such among their own alumni, but in- 
 stinctively turn to the English Universities 
 for the same. 
 
 Nor are our Civil Service men entirely 
 foreign to the lobby. On the contrary, they 
 are often the active agents therein, their know- 
 ledge of the inner workings of the several de- 
 partments being a loaterial advantage to them 
 and their friends. There is nothing in the 
 world to prevent an official of this kind sup- 
 plementing his large salary by a goodly amount 
 of pickings during the year. It is easy for 
 him to cloak his actions, and nobody can pre- 
 vent him doing a little for himself outside of 
 office hours. So long as he does not betray a 
 state secret, he may make indirect use of the 
 information in his possession without let or 
 hinderance. 
 
 In the present instance, it is not necessary 
 to our purpose to detail the interference of 
 these gentlemen. Suffice it to say that the 
 lobby for the railway was a powerful one, and 
 that what a contemporary Canadian Statesman 
 has picturesquely termed " human devices " 
 were not wanting. That very convenient and 
 handy contrivance denominated a syndicate 
 was called into existence for the nonce. A 
 wonderful conglomeration is a syndicate. It 
 is as sinuous and multiform as a polype, and 
 has as many tentacles as a devil-fish. It rakes 
 in all influences, and is compounded of all 
 elements. But always and everywhere, the 
 the irrepressible Scotchman predominates. 
 The slogan sounds, the clans muster, and from 
 every quarter of the compass the San dies are 
 seen coming with gray eyes ashine and nos- 
 trils upturned, scenting the prey. They meet 
 in conclave, dine and wine each other, and 
 over their Glenlivit, concoct the clever 
 schemes that put the fattest jobs in the b.nd 
 within their grasp, with the assurance of col- 
 
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 ossal returns. Sandy goes into the syndicate 
 of this kind with only a few bawbees in his 
 pocket, and comes out a stunning millionaire. 
 It IS a thousand pities that all this wealth does 
 not broaden his sympathies and lessen his 
 greed. 
 
 Pettysham < onsortcd well with his Scotch 
 associates. He was as sharp as themselves, 
 and they recognized from the first that his 
 leadership was necessary to their success. 
 But there was another man who thought he 
 had a right to have a finger in the pie, that 
 was Screws. He had interested himself in 
 the railway long before Pettysham went to 
 live at Consumption, had run for Parliament 
 in order that he might control it himself, and 
 it was not in human nature that he would 
 abandon his hold, even if circumstances had 
 somewhat gone against him. He therefore 
 paid frequent visits to the capital. At first 
 the Sandies tried to shake him off, but soon 
 found that his grip was as firm as theirs. 
 Pettysham, too, attempted the game of bluff, 
 and even went so far as to snub him on one 
 or two occasions ; but Screws was like the 
 Duke of Wellington, never knew when he 
 was beaten, and he gave Mr. Pettysham so 
 broad a hint c.bout the Hardscrabble mort- 
 gage,that that gentleman immediately dropped 
 the policy of obstruction. He went further 
 and took Screws into the Syndicate with every 
 mark of cordiality. 
 
 " Very well, sir," said Screws. " As far as 
 I'm concerned that's all right, but there's 
 something more." 
 
 " Something more .-•" replied Pettysham 
 with astonishment. "What is that .''" 
 
 " I have a partner." 
 
 Pettysham thought of Skimpit and smiled. 
 
 Screws understood him at once and broke 
 out : 
 
 " Oh, I don't mean Sam. He's with me 
 only in the store. He's nothing to do with 
 my outside business," 
 
 " Whom then do you mean. Screws ?" 
 
 " I mean my friend Prudhomme He's 
 able, influential and has money." 
 
 Pettysham winced as he remembered the 
 letter which Skimpit had delivered to his wife. 
 
 " There's another enemy of mine, in this 
 thing," he said to himself, " and I don't half 
 like it." 
 
 But he understood that, for the time being, 
 he was helpless, and so had to put on the best 
 face possible. 
 
 " Very well. Screws ; let Prudhomme come 
 in. You are a guarantee for him, are you 
 not ?'• 
 
 Screws' lips were tortured into a grin as he 
 replied ; 
 
 " Oh, yes, Prudhomme will come in as my 
 partner. But he is able to take care of him- 
 self." 
 
 Then Prudhomme was introduced, and a 
 queer interview took place between the three 
 men. The wily little notary was all smiles 
 and sallies, but before he got through, the 
 contract was drawn up by him in due form 
 and he got thenecessary signatures appended. 
 He thanked Pettysham effusively, and they 
 parted with the semblance of the best of 
 friends. 
 
 On the way to the hotel, Prudhomme glar- 
 ing through his spectral glasses, whispered : 
 
 " And the mortgage. Screws ?" 
 
 " I will hold on to that, in spite of all, and 
 Pettysham, big as he feels, is still in my 
 power." 
 
 And Screws' face looked very wicked. 
 
 CHAPTER XXV, 
 
 " The fairest action of our human life 
 Is scorning to revenge an injury ; 
 For who forgives without a further strife 
 His adversary's heart to him doth tie." 
 
 Carew. 
 
 The railway bill passed at length, and Pet- 
 tysham's fortune was made. The event gave 
 himall the importance that hehad anticipated, 
 and even his most sanguine hopes were more 
 than fulfilled. He rose from step to step up 
 the ladder with wonderful rapidity. From a 
 simple member of Parliament, representing 
 an obscure rural constituency, he stood in the 
 public eye as one of the leaders of his party. 
 From a common country Squire, burdened 
 with debts, and handicapped by a mortgage 
 on his family patrimony, he found himself a 
 man of large wealth, and the broadest finan- 
 cial expectations. His friends were loud in 
 their praise of his abilities, and his political 
 adversaries gave him credit for having taken 
 clever advantage of a remarkable stroke of 
 luck. 
 
 The Syndicate set to work without delay. 
 They determined to reap a harvest while the 
 sun of prosperity was shining full upon them. 
 It was a wonder where all the money came 
 from, but they seemed to get as much of it as 
 they wanted without the least difficulty. They 
 bought a magnificent building in St. James 
 strfeet ; fitted up luxurious offices, and opened 
 business with all the magnificence of nabobs 
 and all the shrewdness and thrift of canny 
 Scotchmen. They flooded the market with 
 
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 their bonds and debentures, secured by an 
 extravgant grant of government lands, and the 
 leading bank of the country acted as their 
 agent. The secretary had as many favors to 
 distribute and wielded as much power as a 
 Cabinet Minister. The road was soon built 
 and from the first yielded large dividends. 
 Everybody was in high good humor over the 
 result of the venture. The Sandies purred 
 and chuckled over their toddy. Prudhomme 
 rubbed his hands and his spectacles gleamed. 
 Screws figured up his columns of profit with 
 sardonic delight. Pettysham went backwards 
 and forwards, from Ottawa to Montreal, and 
 from Montreal to Consumption, receiving with 
 complacency the felicitations of his friends 
 and the adulations of his sycophants. There 
 was no more elegant indolence or aristocratic 
 leisure for him. His whole time was em- 
 ])loyed. His mind was always on the stretch 
 toward that ultimate goal which bore so nch 
 a promise for him and his. 
 
 A further promotion soon came to pass. A 
 change took place in the Cabinet of the day. 
 One of those Ministers who have always an 
 eye to some fat office that shall keep them 
 comfortable for life, at the public expense, 
 had pleaded his claim to a vacancy on the 
 Bench of his Province, and had his claim al- 
 lowed. He resigned his portfolio, and was 
 inducted into his new functions and settled 
 down with a blessing to Heaven that he was 
 so well provided for, away from the storms 
 that wreck the strongest of Governments, and 
 blast the fondest hopes of politicians. Here 
 was Pettysham's chance. The empty seat in 
 the Cabinet might be his if he only knew how 
 to go about obtaining it. His individual 
 merits and his public services were recom- 
 mendations enough of themselves, but these do 
 not always weigh in the choice of Ministers. 
 There must be wire-pulling and lobbying 
 there too. Pettysham was perfectly aware of 
 this and acted accordingly. He got his 
 friends to send up a strongly-worded and 
 numerously signed petition to the Prime 
 Minister. His electoral district prepared a 
 similar document of their own. Then he 
 made several visits to Ottawa on the same 
 mission. There was considerable delay ow- 
 ing to the number of rival claimants, but he 
 triumphed in the end, and one fine Saturday 
 the Canada Gazette came out with his appoint- 
 ment to the Privy CDnncil and to the depart- 
 ment of Secretary of State. According tb 
 constitutional usage he had to go to his con- 
 stituents for re-election, and this he did with- 
 in a fortnight after his appointment. 
 
 " Will I have any opposition, Screws .^" he 
 asked, laughingly, on the eve of nomination 
 day, as he was packing his portmanteau, for 
 a journey to Consumption. 
 
 " Why, who would oppose you ?" 
 
 " Yourself, for instance," laughing again 
 slyly. 
 
 Screws was not a bit abashed. 
 
 " Pshaw ! By opposing you I helped you in 
 your election." 
 
 " You did, eh?" 
 
 " The result proved it." 
 
 " That's a cjueer way of looking at it, but I 
 guess we had better let that drop." 
 
 Screws thought so too, and there was a grim 
 manner about him which showed that he did 
 not relish the allusion. He said to himself, 
 that a year before Pettysham would not hivo 
 dared to recall the event of his election, and tlio 
 desreputable part that Screws played therein. 
 
 " He is rich and powerful now, and n<» 
 longer afraid of me, I must dissemble, how- 
 ever, and bide my time." 
 
 After making these reflections Screws in- 
 formed Pettysham that he intended to go 
 with him to Consumption, and assist in mak- 
 ing his triumph as complete and brilliant as 
 possible. And he kept his word to the letter. 
 The whole country turned out to meet its 
 representatives. A platform, decorated with 
 bunting and evergreens, was set up in front 
 the parish church, and from that elevation 
 the returning officer announced to the as- 
 sembled hundreds that Mr. Pettysham was 
 the sole candidate on the lists, and that the 
 time regulated by law having expired without 
 any opposition being offered, that gentleman 
 was duly elected to represent them in Parlia- 
 ment. An immense acclamation was the 
 response to this announcement, followed by 
 loud cries for Pettysham. He stood 
 upon the platform and his presence was the 
 signal for a fresh out-burst of applause. The 
 burden of his speech, after the preliminary 
 expression of his thanks, was that he had 
 henceforth a double opportunity of serving 
 his country, both as a member of Parliament 
 and ?s a Minister of the Crown. He added 
 the promise — promises are very cheap wit' 
 politicians — that he would exen ise tb dudi 
 prerogative in their behalf with Mi -nergy 
 of his nature ; whereupon the nore ap- 
 
 plause. Then a procession chicles of 
 
 every kind, buggies, coaches I carts was 
 formed, some two hundred strong, ard the 
 Minister was escorted through the village to 
 the railway station, where he took final leave 
 of his friends, amid the ringing of bells, the 
 
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 tooting of engines and the wild yells of the 
 crowd. 
 
 Pettysham returned to Ottawa and entered 
 upon his new duties with ardor. His ad- 
 ministrative talents had a field for develop- 
 ment and he profited by the occasion. The 
 office of Secretary of State is one of the least 
 important in the Cabinet, and it soon became 
 apparent that as soon as a change took place, 
 I'etlysham would receive a further promotion. 
 This ch nge came about within the year. The 
 cards were shuffled and the Secretary of State 
 became Minister of Railways, the most impor- 
 tant and responsible position after that of 
 Premier and Minister of Finance. Nor was 
 this all. Within a few months after his ap- 
 pointment, the Government had need of a 
 large amount of money for the prosecution 
 of certain public works, and the Minister of 
 Railways was deputed to go to England to 
 negotiate the loan. His wife accompanied 
 him on the voyage, and they resided abroad 
 about three months, during which Pettysham 
 succeeded admirably in the object of his mis- 
 sion. He had occasion also to mingle in the 
 best society of London, where Mrs. Pettysham 
 won many admirers and he made many 
 friends. Indeed the popularity of the couple 
 was so great that Mrs. Pettysham laid her 
 plans for securing to her husband a substan- 
 tial token of regard from the Crown. This 
 was nothing less than a decoration and a pa- 
 tent of Knighthood for her husband. A 
 little before the order of St. Michael and St. 
 George had been revived and made a field of 
 competition for colonists throughout the 
 Empire. 
 
 "How nice 'Sir Peter' would sound," 
 mused Mrs. Pettysham, and then added with 
 a smile of ineffable complacency, 
 
 " And how grand to be called Lady Petty- 
 sham !" 
 
 It was a beautiful dream, almost too good 
 to be realized. 
 
 " But who knows ?'' the lady would say 
 again. " Strange things have happened." 
 
 And strange as it was, the thing did hap- 
 pen. A few months after his return to Can- 
 ada, Pettysham was given to understand that 
 he might expect a mark of royal favor as a 
 reward for his able administration. On the 
 Queen's birthday, at Montreal, the whole 
 militia force turned out, and there was a grand 
 review and sham fight, in presence of the 
 Governor-General. To give the celebration 
 still greater eclat, His Excellency had been 
 commissioned to initiate several prominent 
 men in the order of St. Michael and St. 
 
 Ocorgc. PL'ttysluun was among them. The 
 ccrciuony of installation took place in one of 
 the leading hotels, according to all the rites 
 prescribed for such occasions, and in the 
 presence of a chosen circle of friends and 
 relatives of the recipients. When all was 
 over, Sir Peter I'ettysluun was met with 
 congratulations on all hands. The Governor 
 saluted him, ]\is colkMi'iies in the Cabinet 
 gave him the accolade, and his wife threw 
 herself upon his neck in an cctasy of joy. 
 
 Sir Peter Pettysham. 
 
 Lady Pettysham. 
 
 It was no dream now, but a golden reality. 
 There was the title ir black and white on the 
 grand old parchment. There was the royal 
 seal. There was the cross and the other in- 
 signia. The triumph of the man was com- 
 plete, but there was something almost pathetic 
 in the exultation of the woman. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVL 
 
 Women are more far-seeing than men. Much 
 as she enjoyed the honors which had been 
 heaped upon her husband, Mrs. Pettysham 
 did not forget that his position was not as 
 secure as it might be. Sir Peter did not give 
 that matter a thought. Feeling his political 
 strength, and conscious of his ability to meet 
 all financial engagements, he was willing to 
 let his affairs stand, without inquiring too 
 closely into the past. Mrs. Pettysham re- 
 solved to rouse him from his apathy. 
 
 They were sitting one day together in the 
 breakfast room, he, reclining in an arm chair, 
 in shirt sleeves and slippers, with the morning 
 paper on his knee, and she, gently rocking 
 herself. 
 
 "Well, what is there new.'" she inquired, 
 looking up from the King Charles that lay 
 curled at her feet. 
 
 " Oh, nothing much." 
 
 " Nothing from Ottawa ?" 
 
 " No. The Government are all away you 
 know, the other members, like myself, being 
 off on their holidays." 
 
 " Nothing from Quebec .''" 
 
 " No. The old place seems to be as sleepy 
 as ever." 
 
 " Nothing local V 
 
 " Not the least accident, crime or catastro- 
 phe. No fire, no flood." 
 
 " Oh, you don't know how to read a paper. 
 Come, let me have it and you'll soon see." 
 
 He handed her the sheet, and she had 
 scarcely glanced at it, when she exclaimed 
 with a smile, 
 
" Well, here's a big item, the first thing. 
 Don't you call that news ?" 
 
 Sir Peter's eye fell on Prudhomme's name 
 in the column of legal notices. 
 
 " Ah ! and what is the notary doing now ?" 
 he asked, with just the faintest show of 
 curiosity. 
 
 " Doing ? Why, he is at one of his old 
 tricks again." 
 
 " Selling some poor fellow out.''" 
 
 " Exactly." 
 
 And she read out aloud the notice of a 
 sheriff's sale of a valuable piece of property, 
 under a mortgage held by Prudhomme. 
 
 Pettysham listened carelessly, puffing blue 
 rings of smoke to the ceiling from a fragrant 
 Golden Eagle. 
 
 His wife laid the paper on her lap, and 
 looked at him a moment. Then she said 
 quietly : 
 
 " Don't you think, my dear, that this little 
 notice is a reminder to ourselves .'*" 
 
 " You can take it that way," was the negli- 
 gent reply. 
 
 " And so ought you take it that way. There 
 is no reason why we should allow that mort- 
 gage to hang over our heads any longer. 
 Hardscrabble is the family homestead. We 
 have the means to redeem it. We owe this 
 redemption to ourselves as well as to our 
 children." 
 
 '' I agree with you that we have the means 
 and " 
 
 " And we should use them. We cannot 
 read the future. This good fortune may not 
 always last. Misfortune may fall upon us as 
 suddenly as came the rise of our good for- 
 tune. 
 
 " You are right, my dear," said the states- 
 man, bracing himself up in his chair and 
 looking serious, " I will look to this matter 
 without further delay." 
 
 While this conversation was going on in 
 the Pettysham mansion, on Sherbrooke street, 
 Mons. Prudhomme sat in his dingy little 
 office, off St. Vincent street. His table was 
 littered with papers, a few old books stood 
 slanting on the shelves. The floor was un- 
 carpeted, and a few rickety chairs were scat- 
 tered about the room. The ceiling was black 
 with dust and smoke, the window panes were 
 clouded with accuinulated dirt, and festoons 
 of cobweb dangled gracefully in the low cor- 
 ners. He was peering intently through his 
 glasses at a voluminous document spread 
 out before him, while his lips were puckered 
 by a cunning smile. 
 
 " This was a tough case," he muttered to 
 
 himself, ''but it's all right now. C'est correct." 
 
 And another ghastly smile flitted over his 
 face. 
 
 Just then, there was a timid rap at the 
 door. 
 
 " Come in !" cried out the notary, in his 
 shrill, piping voice. 
 
 A middle aged woman, with two young 
 children, entered. 
 
 " Are you Mons. Prudhomme ?" was the 
 hesitating inquiry. 
 
 " That's my name, madam, at your service." 
 
 " Might I speak to you a moment .>'' 
 
 " Certainly, take a seat." 
 
 And the little man, rising from his desk, 
 set out three chairs. 
 
 The woman was poorly, but neatly dressed. 
 She looked fifty, but might have been, as in- 
 deed she was, much younger, her features 
 bearing the traces of premature age. The two 
 children were likewise simply clad, and wore 
 a serious, troubled mien. The oldest, a boy. 
 was about twelve years of age. The younger, 
 a girl, was not mor« than ten. They were 
 both very handsome — blue eyes, golden hair, 
 and delicately chiseled features. 
 
 " Well, madam, what can I do for you .'" 
 asked Prudhomme, after having scrutinized 
 the three for a minute or two. 
 
 " I have come to see ^o\x, sir, about a most 
 painful matter. It is not for myself, but for 
 these poor little children ." 
 
 Prudhomme's aspect suddenly changed. 
 He appeared to have caught a new idea. 
 
 '* What is your name, madam .?" he asked, 
 abruptly. 
 
 " Belair, sir." 
 
 The big spectacles flashed, and the old man 
 sat bolt upright in his chair. 
 
 " Oh, indeed !" he said, after a pause, " I 
 know now what brings you here." 
 
 " Yes, he knew only too well. The woman 
 who sat before him, was the widow of a 
 wealthy farmer in the environs of Montreal. 
 After doing very well for several years on the 
 paternal acres, this man was smitten with the 
 mineral fever that raged at that time in the 
 West, and went off to better his fortunes, 
 leaving his wife and two little ones to the care 
 of an elder brother, whom he appointed sole 
 guardian of his estate during his absence, and 
 sole executor in the event ot his death. The 
 adventurer prospered in the land of the set- 
 ting sun. Every three months he remitted 
 considerable sums to his family, and in the 
 course of two years, quite a competence had 
 been accumulated. Then, at the instance of 
 his wifcj he resolved to -eturn and devote hU 
 
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 savings to the comfort of home and to the educa- 
 tion of his children. When he had settled all 
 his affairs in the West, he wrote that he might 
 be expected within a month from the date of 
 the letter. But he never came. On his way, 
 a terrible railway collision took place, and 
 the poor fellow was among the victims. It 
 was a terrible shock for the widow, of course, 
 but after the first outbursts of grief were over, 
 she fount'' some comfort in the thought that 
 at least her little ones were not left unpro- 
 vided for. It was there that she counted 
 without her host. Her brother-in-law took 
 hold of the whole property, managed it in his 
 own way, and never accounted for it to her in 
 any particular. If she vjntured to make in- 
 quiries occasionally, she was put off, and 
 never could get any satisfaction. It was in 
 vain that she pleaded later on, as suspicions 
 arose in her mind, and once or twice when 
 she made feeble threats at the instigation of 
 friends who knew more gr less about the law, 
 the fellow laughed her menaces to scorn. At 
 last, the whole truth came to light. The man 
 had in\ ested all his brother's money in a large 
 property, which had proved unremunerative, 
 and on which he had piled up mortgages to 
 suit his own purposes. All these mortgages 
 were in the hands of Prudhomme, who had 
 obtained them at a fabulous discount from 
 clients and other parties. Then he advertised 
 the property to be sold, as we have seen, and 
 from it, expected to realize a handsome profit. 
 It was on the eve of this sale that the widow 
 with her children, called upon him. No 
 wonder he was disturbed when he saw them. 
 But he was disturbed only for a moment. 
 He recovered his self-possession at once, 
 and his heartless craft displayed itself in its 
 full colors. We must draw a veil over the 
 scene that ensued. There is no need to de- 
 tail the sorrowful supplications of the poor 
 woman, nor the silent appeals of t!ie orphan 
 children. All was lost on Prudhomme. He 
 had the law on his side, and that was enough 
 for him. The statute is inexorable, and no- 
 taries are not expected to have souls. The 
 rights of minors are all very well to be senti- 
 mental about, but they have no protection in 
 the Province of Quebec. A man, after work- 
 ing hard, may leave a competence to his chil- 
 dren ; but, if that estate is badly administered, 
 squandered or diverted from its legitimate 
 channel, there is no recourse, and the children 
 must go either penniless or with such scraps 
 as they may, by accident, recover. 
 
 In an hour's interview, Madame Belair be- 
 came painfully aware of the situation. She 
 
 saw it yawoing before her in all its hor- 
 ror. 
 
 "V/ell, Mons. Prudhomme, it is all over 
 then .'" she sobbed. 
 
 "Alas! madam." 
 
 " You can do nothing ?" 
 
 "Nothing." 
 
 She gathered her little ones to her, and 
 went out weeping hysterically. 
 
 " On the threshold, she met a gentleman 
 who was about entering the notary's office. 
 
 " What is it madam ?" he asked, instinc- 
 tively. 
 
 " Oh, sir, do not ask me. It is too terrible." 
 
 The stranger was Sir Peter Pettysham. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVII. 
 
 For should you to extortion be inclined, 
 Your cruel guilt will little booty find. 
 
 Drydkn. 
 
 The gallant Knight saw at once that he 
 was in the presence of some dreadful misfor- 
 tune, and hesitated only one moment in the 
 fear that perhaps the matter was of so private 
 a nature, that it would be impertinent on his 
 part to interfere. The helpless look of the 
 little children decided him. 
 
 " Is there anything I can do for you, 
 madam ?" he inquired. 
 
 " Alas ! sir, nothing." 
 
 " How so ?" 
 
 " Mons. Prudhomme has told me that 
 nothing could be done, and as he is both a 
 notary and personally interested in the mat- 
 ter, he ought to know.'' 
 
 These words struck Sir Peter. Was it 
 some further act of spoliation on the part of 
 Prudhomme ? And what if this case was the 
 one referred to in the papers .•• In any case, 
 he was determined to find out. If the matter 
 was all correct, a few words of sympathy 
 would not come amiss. If there was rascality 
 at the bottom of it, his position as Minister 
 of the Crown might help him in circumvent- 
 ing or punishing it. 
 
 He led the woman down the stairs to the 
 open area in front of the building, and there 
 asked her to tell him all her trouble. 
 
 " Confide in me, madam ; I may be able to 
 assist you." 
 
 Thus encouraged, the widow repeated, in 
 pathetic language, all the facts that we men- 
 tioned in the preceding chapter. Pettysham 
 listened without interrupting her once, but his 
 attention was closely fixed, and not a single 
 detail escaped him. When the story was told, 
 he said ; — 
 
28 
 
 *' Madam, you did well to speak to me thus. 
 I am jio stranger to you ; I knew your hus- 
 band." 
 
 Sir Peter had known Belair in former days, 
 and distinctly remembered how industrious 
 and honorable he was. This was an addi- 
 tional inducement with him to take up the 
 case and befriend the widow as far as he 
 could. 
 
 " You say that Mons. Prudhomme holds 
 the mortgages on your property }" 
 
 "He does, sir, indeed." 
 
 " And you know that he was thoroughly 
 cognizant of all the doings of your brother- 
 in-law ?" 
 
 " He was, sir." 
 
 *' And he will not relent .''" 
 
 " Not the least, sir." 
 
 " Did you make him any offer.''" 
 
 " I had none to make. I have nothing. I 
 am penniless, and these poor orphans are 
 beggars. I could only appeal to his mercy." 
 
 "And — .?" 
 
 "He told me distinctly he could do 
 nothing." 
 
 Petty sham's eyes were moist as he heard 
 this harrowing tale, and he immediately made 
 up his mind what to do. 
 
 " Madam, leave this matter in my hands. I 
 am just going to Mons. Prudhomme, and will 
 see him about it. Go home and take heart, 
 I will see you again in the course of the day." 
 
 Saying which, he produced his card and 
 
 On reading it, she 
 
 You can help me 
 providence that I 
 
 handed it to the woman, 
 looked up in surprise. 
 
 " Oh, sir, is it possible.' 
 if anybody can. It is a 
 met you." 
 
 And, renewing her thanks, she moved away 
 with her children, who had listened to the 
 whole colloquy with that innocent wonder and 
 vague look of sorrow that make the sufTerings 
 of the young so irresistibly pathetic. 
 
 In two bounds Pettysham ascended the 
 steps to Prudhomme's office. He was rather 
 off-handed in his manner, setting aside all the 
 little compliments, ceremonies and blandish- 
 ments of the wily notary. He had come on 
 business and must transact it at once. He 
 declared that he wanted to settle the mortgage 
 on his Hardscrabble estate, and was ready to 
 pay the whole of the money down. It was in 
 vain that Prudhomme feigned surprise, and 
 assured him that there was no hurry at all, 
 that he never thought of asking for settlement, 
 and that it would be better to let things re- 
 main as they were, for a little while longer at 
 least. Pettysham would allow no delay. The 
 
 property was his, and he wanted it. The 
 mortgage was Prudhomme's and Screws', and 
 here was the money to cover it. Prudhomme 
 tried all his artifices, but they only served to 
 convince Pettysham still more of the deep 
 designs of the man. When every argument 
 had failed, the notary hinted at resistance to 
 the demand. Besides, he said he would have 
 to see Screws. 
 
 " Never mind, Screws. I will settle the 
 matter with him. It's your consent I want." 
 
 " What if I don't give it ?" squeaked the 
 little fellow, mustering up all the courage of 
 his nature. 
 
 " Oh, you Miisf," quietly said Pettysham. 
 
 " Must, must }" squeaked the notary again, 
 jumping up and fairly dancing in front of his 
 desk. 
 
 Pettysham looked at him with a bitter 
 smile. 
 
 " Prudhomme, this farde must end. You 
 once had me in your power, and you would 
 like to keep me there now. If fortune 
 had not favored me, you would have 
 crushed me, as you have done the poor widow 
 who has just left here " 
 
 " What, what ?" piped out the notary. 
 
 " Never mind, we'll talk about this widow 
 presently, you and Screws would ruin me 
 if you could, but you can't, you see." 
 
 " Ruin you ? What do you mean. Sir Peter ? 
 This is the language of slander and I might 
 invoke the law." 
 
 " But I have proof," said Pettysham sternly. 
 
 " Proof ? what proof.?" 
 
 " Ah, Mons. Prudhomme, you are very 
 cunning, but you cannot hide all your tricks. 
 One ought to be very careful about his letters." 
 
 " Letters, letters ? You have none of mine." 
 .'ettysham very (juietly put his hand in his 
 breast pocket, very quietly produced a bundle 
 of letters, very quietly undid the red tape 
 that bound the letters, very quietly selected 
 one paper, very quietly opened it, and very 
 quietly held it up before the glare of the 
 notary's glasses. 
 
 The little man's face was a picture. It was 
 surprise at first, then perplexity, then fear, 
 then indignation. 
 
 " Where did you get this ?" he cried out, 
 almost beside himself: 
 
 " Never mind, look at it. Do you recog- 
 nize it ?" 
 
 He recognized it only too well. It was the 
 note which Screws had written him about the 
 Hardscrabble property and which Skimpit had 
 purloined, subsequently delivering it to Lady 
 Pettysham. 
 
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 The old man looked at it more closely, then, 
 as if finding a clue, he brightened up and 
 exclaimed : 
 
 ** Oh, but I didn't write that letter." 
 
 " No, you didn't write it, but it was written 
 to you, and you acted on it." 
 
 That was conclusive. The notary had 
 nothing more to say. He was defeated and 
 he knew it. There remained only acquies- 
 cence to the demand of Pettysham, and that 
 acquiescence was given with as good grace 
 as he could manage to show under the cir- 
 cumstances. 
 
 Pettysham followed up this victory by an- 
 other. He at once introduced the case of the 
 poor widow. Taking advantage of the no- 
 tary's discomfiture, he assumed a high tone, 
 and exaggerated his knowledge of the partic- 
 ulars. He even went the length of threaten- 
 ing Prudhomme with prosecution if he did 
 not settle the matter honestly and at once. 
 Then and there papers were drawn up return- 
 ing the property to the widow, and his own 
 account against it was immediately settled by 
 Pettysham. Sir Peter, satisfied with the day's 
 work, immediately repaired to the house 
 where the poor woman was anxiously await- 
 ing his arrival ; when she saw him coming, 
 with a smile on his lips, and a broad paper in 
 his hand, she felt that the hour of deliverance 
 had come. There is no need to dwell upon 
 this scene, three hearts wf re happy that even- 
 ing which were plunged in sorrow when the 
 morning sun arose, and one man had the proud 
 consciousness of having wrought a good deed. 
 
 Pettysham's interview with Screws was as 
 satisfactory as had been that with Prudhomme. 
 The old merchant, after a few minutes of re- 
 sistance, was thrown off his balance when 
 informed that Prudhomme had given in. He 
 was further put aback when the purloined 
 letter was spread out before him. His de- 
 feat was complete, when Pettysham informed 
 him that his son was a witness in his and 
 Skimpit's Custom House rascality. 
 
 When Sir Peter reached home that evening, 
 he was met at the threshold by his wife. 
 
 " Well .-' " she asked anxiously. 
 
 " We are free ! " he exclaimed, and as he 
 told her all that had happened, she shed 
 copious tears of joy. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVIII. 
 
 Why will you fight against so sweet a jjassion, 
 Ancf steel your heart to such a world of charms. 
 
 Akdison. 
 
 And where was our friend Douglas all this 
 time.'' Do not be uneasy about him, gentle 
 
 reader. Douglas has taken good care of him- 
 self, and comes forward thoroughly equipped 
 for the battle of life. He had studied hard 
 and worked assiduously, building up quite a 
 lucrative practice in his profession. His abil- 
 ities soon gave him a position at the bar, and 
 his oratorical talent brought him forward as 
 a candidate for political honors. He took 
 his position under the standard of Reform. 
 His friend Pettysham tried hard to press him 
 into the ranks of Conservatism, but without 
 sijccess. Douglas had higher aims. He 
 would, do away with the trammels of effete 
 partisanship ; would deliver his country from 
 the swathing clothes of Colonial tutelage, and 
 give her a place among the nations of the 
 earth. To accomplish this, independence 
 was necessary — not only commercial, but 
 political independence. At the time of which 
 we write, Douglas was preparing to secure a 
 nomination to Parliament on that ticket. 
 That was his ambition, and he was deter- 
 mined to fulfil it. But he had other designs 
 to fulfil as well. He had not lost sight of 
 Florence, nor she of him. He had sympa- 
 thized in her misfortunes — had helped her in 
 her troubles, in the early days of her widow- 
 hood, and had occasion to admire the noble 
 qualities which she displayed in her terrible 
 misfortune. And then her beauty had ripened. 
 The bud had blossomed into flower, and the 
 flower had developed into rich, mellow fruit. 
 On her side, Florence had followed the career 
 of Douglas with tender interest. His brilliant 
 talents, his noble character, his physical ad- 
 vantages enlisted her warmest sympathies. 
 
 Meantime, Skimpit continued his atten- 
 tions. The more he saw of Florence, the 
 more he was in love with her. In his calls on 
 her he often met Douglas, and while the latter 
 was reserved, the former was effusive ; so that 
 his game was quite apparent to the young 
 lawyer. If Douglas had taken the trouble to 
 analyze his feelings, he could have found 
 therein no trace of jealousy against Skimpit. 
 He would never have regarded him as a 
 serious rival. His relations to Florence were 
 in no wise disturbed by the presence or the 
 suit of Master Samuel. But the situation 
 was not so clear for Florence. She saw her- 
 self between two fires — interest and love. 
 Of course, she did not put it before herself so 
 crudely. She did not dislike Skimpit, and 
 his fortune was by no means his only merit 
 in her eyes. She did indeed love Douglas, 
 but that affection had not yet become so 
 ardent as wholly to counterbalance oth^r de- 
 ficiencies. She was in that transition state 
 
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 when, one day, the subject came up between 
 Lady Pettysham and herself. 
 
 " I was thinking about you, this morning," 
 said Lady Pettysham, as the two sat together 
 in the latter's boudoir. 
 
 " Well, and what did you think about me ?" 
 
 " I thought that you ought to come up 
 with us to Ottawa, and spend the next session 
 there." 
 
 " I am very much obliged to you, I'm sure. 
 If nothing interferes I shall be happy to ac- 
 cept the invitation. Indeed, I should be very 
 lonely when you go, as you will be gone at 
 least six months." 
 
 " Lonely ?' echoed Lady Pettysham, with a 
 merrv laugh. 
 
 " Why, certainly." 
 
 " You need never want for company, and if 
 you remained here I shouldn't be surprised 
 to find quite a change when I return." 
 
 This was said slyly, Florence pretended 
 not to understand it, but she failed egregiously. 
 
 The two friends took up this cue, and the 
 conversation turned on the relative merits of 
 Douglas and Skimpit. Lady Pettysham, 
 mindful of her bargain with the latter, a bar- 
 gain laughingly made when the purloined let- 
 ter was delivered into her hands, took a ma- 
 licious pleasure in exalting the merits of 
 Samuel. Florence listened rather more at- 
 tentively than her friend expected, and al- 
 though the subject had often been jestingly 
 broached between them before, Lady Petty- 
 sham imagined that Florence had increased 
 instead of lessened her leaning for Skimpit. 
 This did not suit her ladyship at all. She 
 could not bear the idea of such a noble woman 
 as Florence throwing herself away on so des- 
 picable a creature. She was too loyal, how- 
 ever, to interfere farther, as by contradicting 
 her own words, she would be throwing ridi- 
 cule upon what was for Florence, a very ser- 
 ious matter. She determined, however, to 
 watch the situation more closely, for that 
 purpose, she further insisted upon Florence 
 accompanying her to Ottawa. As they were 
 speaking. Sir Peter came in with the intelli- 
 gence, that the member for a strong Reform 
 Constituency had just resigned, and that 
 Douglas was going to get the nomination in 
 his stead. If nominated, he would surely be 
 elected. 
 
 " Oh, how glad I am to hear that !" ex- 
 claimed Florence, with the illumination of 
 love in her beautiful eyes. 
 
 *' And so am I," chimed in Lady Pettysham, 
 "yes," she continued, "and that settles it. 
 Von will have to come to Ottawa now." 
 
 Florence at once consented with a sweet 
 smile. 
 
 CHAPTER XXIX. 
 
 I do contest 
 As hotly and as nobly with thy love, 
 As ever in ambitious strength I did 
 Contend against thy valor. 
 
 Shakespeare. 
 
 Things came to pass precisely as Sir Peter 
 Pettysham had expected. The Parliamentary 
 vacancy was offered to Douglas, At first he 
 was inclined to refuse the honor, on the 
 ground that he was not sufficiently blessed 
 with this world's goods to justify himself in 
 neglecting his profession. But this objection 
 was waived when it was represented to him, 
 that his constituency being a rural one, he 
 would not be called upon to devote so mucii 
 time and attention to it, as he otherwise might 
 have to do. Before giving a final answer, 
 however, he asked leave to consult his friends. 
 Chief among these was Pettysham. 
 
 " Well, what do you think of it, Sir Peter ?" 
 
 "Oh, I'm hardly the man to tell you." was 
 the laughing reply. 
 
 " How do you mean ?" 
 
 " You are my enemy," 
 
 " Oh !" 
 
 " You would fight me tooth and nail." 
 
 " I would that.'^ 
 
 " Then, how could I counsel such a terrible 
 fellow, such a dangerous enemy to enter Par- 
 liament ?" 
 
 " Why, you want just such fellows to keep 
 you straight. You are altogether too strong, 
 and require to be checked as much as possi- 
 ble." 
 
 " Do you really think so ?" 
 
 " I do. I believe your powerful govern- 
 ment wants to be curbed, in its own interest 
 as well as in that of the public." 
 
 " There may be something in that. At all 
 events, my dear Douglas, I have only one 
 word to say in your case." 
 
 " What is that .?" 
 
 " Accept the nomination.' 
 
 " But my age ?" 
 
 " There are younger than you in the House, 
 and some of those youngsters put on the most 
 airs and have the most to say." 
 
 "■ I have no experience." 
 
 ** You will acquire it." 
 
 " And my profession ?" 
 
 " It will take care of itself. Your Parlia- 
 mentary duties will keep you away from 
 Monitreal not more than three months of every 
 
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 year, and even during those three months, 
 there is nothing to prevent your working at your 
 briefs. Besides this, your very Parliamentary 
 duties will enlarge your legal knowledge, as 
 all kinds of technical questions come up be- 
 fore the Committees and the House." 
 
 " But I have got no money." 
 
 "Parliament is just the place to make it, 
 my dear fellow," said Pettysham with a hearty 
 laugh. "In the first place, you get your ses- 
 sional allowance, which is $i,ooo. That's 
 not so bad for three months' work, f"h ? Then 
 you can make fees by draughting measures 
 ^ and pushing them through committees." 
 
 " But isn't that directly against the spirit 
 of the Independence of Parliament Act } 
 
 " Independence fiddlestick ! I'll venture to 
 say that one half the members of the House 
 double their salary at Ottawa by this kind of 
 work. Of course I don't speak of a lot of old 
 fools, who have not sense enough to think or 
 speak for themselves, and are only voting 
 machines, but the bright fellows are all in the 
 way of making money." 
 
 ** That is a pretty picture," said Douglas 
 with a sarcastic laugh. 
 
 " It is real, ray dear boy. The only trouble 
 you will find is the competition among the 
 host of lawyers who are members of Parlia- 
 ment. But I fancy you will be able to hold 
 your own even there. ' 
 
 " I hope so." 
 
 " Then there remains for me only to repeat 
 my advice." 
 
 *♦ Namely .>" 
 
 " Accept the nomination." 
 
 Douglas did not feel altogether convinced, 
 but he thanked his friend very warmly all the 
 same. 
 
 " There is more," said Sir Peter. " I will 
 give you all the assistance I can, both as a 
 friend and as a politician. You know I had 
 just as little experience as yourself when I 
 first entered Parliament, and I have got on 
 pretty well, considering." 
 
 " Aye, but your party was in power, you 
 were on the winning side." 
 
 " Not at all. For a pushing young fellow, 
 the Opposition is a much better school than the 
 Ministerial side. It brings out the stuff that 
 is in him. But let that pass. I repeat that 
 I will give you all the help in my power. 
 Political differences do not interfere with 
 friendships, you know." 
 
 "At least they should not." 
 
 ■' They will not in our case, I assure you. 
 People imagine from reading the papers that 
 because we go for each so heavily in the 
 
 House, the Ministerialists and Oppositionists 
 cannot possibly be on speaking terms. 
 Some of my dearest friends are my political 
 opponents, and you will be among these. 
 You may abuse the government as much as 
 you like, you may criticise my own depart- 
 ment as sharply as you know how, it will 
 make no difference, and you will always be a 
 welcome guest at my table." 
 
 " Thank you, very much, I did not expect 
 any less of you. I will consider the matter a 
 little more, and let you know my decision." 
 
 While Sir Peter Pettysham s arguments 
 have gone far toward convincing Douglas of 
 the wisdom of entering public life, he thought 
 he could not do better than consult Mrs. 
 Pettysham herself about it, having the most 
 implicit confidence in the soundness of her 
 judgment, and the sincerity of her friendship. 
 
 The lady did not give him time to broach 
 the subject, but opened out herself : — 
 
 " Allow me to congratulate you, my dear 
 Douglas," she exclaimed, holding out both 
 hands to him. 
 
 " Thank you, milady. But I came for ad- 
 vice, rather than congratulation." 
 
 " Why, you don't mean to say you are still 
 undecided .*" 
 
 " Not if you insist that I shall accept the 
 offer made me." 
 
 " Oh, but you must accept. It will be the 
 making of you. We want just such young 
 men in public life, you would be surprised to 
 know how many dull fellows there are in 
 Ottawa. You can count the really clever men 
 on your fingers' ends." 
 
 Douglas felt flattered, of course, but pro- 
 ceeded to inquire whether her ladyship seri- 
 ously thought he ought to forego his profes- 
 sion for the chances of a public career. In 
 reply, she went over pretty much the same 
 ground as her husband had done, but put the 
 argument ii such a new light that the ima- 
 gination of the young man was fired, and he 
 then and there made up his mind. 
 
 "Then, there's another thing, Douglas," 
 said Lady Pettysham, with a most winning 
 smile. 
 
 " What is that, madam >" 
 
 " We are going to have a gay time at Ottawa 
 this winter — balls, parties, concerts, private 
 theatricals, receptions and what not." 
 
 " That will be an attraction, certainly." 
 
 " Yes, and I will look to you to assist us in 
 enlivening our own household entertain- 
 ments." 
 
 " Oh," said Douglas, with a gesture of 
 modest deprecation. ^ 
 
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 " There is no * oh ' about it ; you are just 
 the man we want." 
 
 " I'll do my best, I'm sure." 
 
 '* You will not want for assistance." 
 
 " I don't doubt that." 
 
 " But special assistance, I mean," and there 
 was fun gleaming in the beautiful eyes. 
 
 Douglas looked up inquiringly. 
 
 " Don't you know ?" asked her ladyship, 
 what I intend doing this winter.''" 
 
 '* Well, not particularly, I must say." 
 
 " I intend having a young lady to help me 
 do the honors of my house." 
 
 Douglas smiled. 
 
 " And we are going to have a special recep- 
 tion to celebrate your election to Parliament, 
 and that lady will be the presiding goddess 
 on the occasion." 
 
 Douglas looked at his friend, as though to 
 make sure that she was not quizzing him. 
 
 *' Can't you guess who it is .•'" 
 
 Douglas gave a short laugh, and said : 
 
 " You don't mean she is going up to Otta- 
 wa ? 
 
 " Yes, I do !" 
 
 " Then that settles it ; I will go at once to 
 announce my acceptance of the nomination." 
 
 Douglas went off with a bird of joy flutter- 
 ing at his heart, and a sky irradiated with 
 hope spreading its bright wings above and 
 around him. 
 
 CHAPTER XXX. 
 
 You love me for no other end 
 But to become my confidant and friend ; 
 As such I keep no secret from your sight. 
 
 Dryden. 
 
 Through the kind offices of Sir Peter Petty- 
 sham, the writ was issued without unnecessary 
 delay. Douglas was nominated, and elected 
 unopposed. The news was telegraphed at 
 once all over the Province, and the first de- 
 spatch which the new member received, v/as 
 from Sir Peter, at Ottawa, congratulating him 
 on his return. A second message, couched 
 in the most delicate terms, was signed by 
 Florence. Douglas was a very happy man 
 that day. Life opened before him with a 
 broad illuminated horizon, and he felt that 
 he had reaped th j reward of many years of 
 patient hardship and toil. On his return to 
 Montreal, his first visit was to Lady Pettysham, 
 who had not yet taken her departure for Ot- 
 tawa, and he was received with unfeigned 
 cordiality. 
 
 " I am glad you took my advice," said his 
 friend, '' and I am sure you will not regret it. 
 
 You begin your career under the happiest 
 auspices. Your party is in need of able men, 
 and it depends on yourself to take a front 
 rank among them from the very start. You 
 musL stop to dinner with me. Florence, who 
 has heard of your arrival in the city, will be 
 here presently, and will ioin me in offering 
 you her felicitations." 
 
 Of course, that was an inducement which 
 Douglas could not resist. Nor had he long 
 to wait. Florence was soon announced, and 
 on her appearance in the drawing-room, went 
 up to Douglas with a radiant countenance, 
 offering him her hand, which he grasped with 
 warmth. 
 
 " An M.P., I declare. Why, we shall not 
 be able to stand you after this, you will look 
 down on us from the height of your new dig- 
 nity." 
 
 Douglas protested that he felt not at all 
 elated, that he would remain always the same, 
 and that he was quite i^attered by the kind 
 opinion of his friend. 
 
 " And so you are going lo Ottawa for the 
 session, Florence," said Donglas, after dis- 
 missing the usual commonplaces. 
 
 "I? Who told you so ?" 
 
 " Never mind, I know it." 
 
 Lady Pettysham smiled, as she exclaimed : 
 
 " He caught you there, Florence !" 
 
 It was the young widow's turn next. 
 
 " And you are going to Ottawa, also, after 
 all." 
 
 " After all ?" 
 
 *' Yes. It took you some time to make up 
 your mind, did it not ?" 
 
 " I must confess it did." 
 
 Lady Pettysham broke out into another 
 laugh, and said : 
 
 " She caught you there, Douglas." 
 
 The two young people looked at each other 
 and there was deep meaning in their coy 
 glances. 
 
 Lady Pettysham exclaimed : — 
 
 " Ycu are both arrant hypocrites. I am 
 going to tell on each of you, now." 
 
 "Oh, please don't," cried Florence, with 
 empurpled cheeks. 
 
 *' Madam, I entreat you," cried Douglas, 
 with a gesture of mock apprehension. 
 
 " Yes, I will," cried Lady Pettysham, 
 louder than either of them. 
 
 " Douglas !" 
 
 "Milady!" 
 
 " What persuaded you to accept a nomina- 
 tion, and thus determine your visit to Otta- 
 
 
 wa: 
 
 " Your kind advice." 
 
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 " What next?" 
 
 " Sir Peter's friendly argument." 
 " Come, now, what else ?" 
 Douglas hesitated. 
 
 " Speak out, like a man. Confession is 
 good for the soul, you know." 
 
 " The assurance that Florence would be at 
 Ottawa during the session," 
 
 "Oh, my! who ever heard of such a thing ?" 
 exclaimed Florence, clapping her white hands 
 together and blushing to the roots of her 
 golden hair, 
 
 " Florence !" said Lady Pettysham, with a 
 delicious affectation of severity. 
 " Madam !" 
 
 " What made you consent to spend the 
 session with me at Ottawa ?" 
 '' Your gracious invitation." 
 "What else?" 
 
 "' The promise of balls, parties, and all 
 manner of festivities." 
 " What else ?" 
 
 Florence pretended to pout, 
 " Speak like a brave girl. Tell the truth 
 and shame — yourself." 
 
 " The intelligence that Douglas was going 
 to be elected and that he would spend the ses- 
 sion with us !" 
 
 " Good gracious ! what an idea !" exclaimed 
 Douglas, pretending to be awfully astonished. 
 J^ady Pettysham enjoyed her ruse immense- 
 ly. She had played her game to perfection. 
 The two victims reproached and upbraided 
 her, but the more they scolded, the more she 
 was delighted. Tears ran down her cheeks. 
 " It's a shame !" cried Florence. 
 " It's an outrage !" cried Douglas. 
 " Go on," said Lady Pettysham, hardly able 
 to articulate for laughter. " Go on. I can 
 stand it." 
 
 After bantering the twain a little longer, 
 she displayed her exquisite tact by turning 
 the conversation into a more serious channel. 
 "I am really happy," she said, "that 
 things have turned out so well. I could 
 not have expected a better result. Your 
 stay at Ottawa will thus be materially a- 
 greeable. Florence secures a cavalier who 
 will escort her to all the entertainments 
 to which she will be invited. Douglas has a 
 companion to grace all the festivities which he 
 will be called upon to attend. And as for me, 
 I own that I have been a little selfish in this 
 matter, I shall be able to count upon two assis- 
 tants, who, I am certain, will vie with each 
 other in making my house a pleasant place of 
 reunion." 
 
 "What could be wiser than all that?" 
 
 Douglas and Florence could not help admit- 
 ting, with smiles, that the combination was a 
 clever one. 
 
 " And shake hands over it," said Lady 
 Pettysham. 
 They shook hands. 
 "And promise you will do your best." 
 They promised. 
 
 Florence's cheek was on fire, and there was 
 a lambent gleam in Douglas' honest eye. 
 
 The evening passed off very gaily, the 
 dinner was thoroughly enjoyed, and when all 
 was over, the three joined in the feeling that 
 a good day's work had been done. 
 
 Later on, as Lady Pettysham sat by her- 
 self before the grate, in her chamber, wrapped 
 in a snowy white night-dress, and rehearsing 
 the several details of the scene just described. 
 She suddenly stamped her embroidered slip- 
 per on the floor, and exclaimed, with a merry 
 peal of laughter : 
 
 " And poor Skimpit ! Clean forgotten ! 
 His name not mentioned once, and perhaps 
 not thought of, certainly not by me. What a 
 shame ! And after my bargain with him ! It 
 is really too bad ! How shall I ever reconcile 
 my conscience to such base treachery ?" 
 
 Then she remembered that Skimpit had 
 promised to call the next day to show her 
 some samples of goods which he had just 
 imported, and which, he said, were intended 
 expressly for her choice. 
 
 " Oh, I guess I can manage him," she said 
 to herself, with another little laugh, and 
 th . . eupon she retired to a placid slumber. 
 
 Skimpit did call the next day. His sam- 
 ples of silks and satins were superb and her 
 ladyship gave him a large order. This put 
 the fellow in such capital humor that he felt 
 disposed to talk. He rattled on for quite a 
 while, when Lady Pettysham abruptly asked 
 him whether he had heard the great news. 
 " What news. Milady ?" 
 " About Douglas' election ?" 
 " Douglas elected? To what ?" 
 " To Parliament, of course." 
 Skimpit could not conceal his surprise and 
 disappointment. 
 
 " Yes, Douglas is elected and we shall have 
 the pleasure of his company during the whole 
 of the approaching session at Ottawa." 
 , Skimpit did not say anything in response, 
 but his face brightened up perceptibly. 
 
 Lady Pettysham read him right through. 
 She saw he rejoiced in the belief that Dou- 
 glas' absence during three months would leave 
 Florence all to himself, and she at once took 
 a malicious pleasure in disabusing him, 
 
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 34 
 
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 "Ne 
 
 you ever go to Ottawa, Mr. Skitnpit ?" 
 ver, madam. I'm too busy." 
 
 " We shall have plenty of attractions there, 
 this winter." 
 
 " Is that so ?" 
 
 " And our house, to which I invite you, 
 will have a bright, particular attraction. Can 
 you guess it .^" 
 
 Skimpit's cunning eye sparkled. 
 
 "We are to have Florence with us the 
 whole session." 
 
 Skimpit's visage fell, and he could not help 
 showing that he was wholly discomfited. 
 
 A few minutes later, as he left the house 
 with his samples under his arm, he muttered 
 to himself : 
 
 " By thunder ! I, too, will go to Ottawa." 
 
 CHAPTER XXXI. 
 
 How heroes rise, how patriots set, 
 Thy father's bloom and death may tell ; 
 
 Excelling others, these were great ; 
 Thou greater still, must these excel. 
 
 Prior. 
 
 The session was a brilliant one. A num- 
 ber of very important measures, both of a 
 public and private character, came up for 
 consideration, enlisting the strength of both 
 parties, and bringing out the talents of the 
 more conspicuous men. Outside of Parlia- 
 ment there was a round of festivities, Lent 
 being late that year, and what is known in 
 Canada as the Carnival season, correspond- 
 ingly long. The incumbent of Rideau Hall 
 displayed a princely hospitality ; the Minis- 
 ters, each in their turn, gave dinners and 
 conversaziones, while several of the wealthier 
 members entertained their friends in the 
 hotels. For many of the members of our 
 Parliament the sessional allowance is a boon. 
 There are some who have nothing else to live 
 on during the year, and the consequence is 
 that they spend as little as possible at Ottawa. 
 Others consider the .allowance as so much 
 pocket-money, and go through it freely. But 
 there are a few to whom the money is the 
 merest trifle, and the expenses of these are 
 very heavy. 
 
 It is the etiquette of the House that, after 
 a new member has taken the oath, he is pre- 
 sented to the Speaker by two of the principal 
 representatives of his party. 
 
 " I should be only too happy to be your 
 sponsor," said Sir Peter Pettysham to Dou- 
 glas, " but unfortunately you are a Grit, and 
 I must therefore introduce you to two good 
 men of your own side." 
 
 And he did so. When Douglas took his 
 seat he was greeted with loud applause from 
 every quarter of the House, his reputation 
 for learning and eloquence having preceded 
 him. Lady Pettysham and Florence had 
 made it a point to be present in the ladies' 
 gallery, and after the adjournment they were 
 the first to meet him in the lobby and offer 
 their congratulations. 
 
 It is not necessary to follow Douglas more 
 closely in his Parliamentary career. Suffice 
 it to say that although he occupied a back 
 se'at, and remained habitually silent, as became 
 a young man and a new member, he was a 
 very attentive listener and a close observer of 
 everything that went on. The result was 
 that he soon became thoroughly acquainted 
 with Parliamentary forms, and made himself 
 master of every subject that came up for dis- 
 cussion. He was also a frequent visitor to 
 the library, where he was known to study 
 works on Canadian history and constitutional 
 law, and delve into those mines of dull, 
 official information — the Blue Books. 
 
 " In society he shone no less. There was 
 a quiet grace and dignity in his bearing that 
 carried him with uniform success through the 
 different ordeals of fashion ; and though he 
 lacked some of the accomplishments of the 
 mere man of the world, his many mental and 
 physical gifts made him a welcome guest in 
 the very highest circles. 
 
 The session was about two months old, 
 when an incident occurred which brought 
 Douglas forward into still greater prominence. 
 A most important question was under debate, 
 on which the very existence of the govern- 
 ment depended. The House was crowded as 
 it generally is on the most exciting field days. 
 Not only were all the galleries filled, but there 
 were numbers gathered on the floor of the 
 chamber around the Speaker's chair. While 
 all the ministers were subjects of criticism 
 the fire of the opposition was centred against 
 Sir Peter Pettysham whose department was 
 particularly involved. The Minister of Rail- 
 ways was a fearless man, striking back blow 
 for blow, and having braced himself up for 
 one supreme effort, passed hot shot into the 
 ranks of his enemies, but these were so nu- 
 merous that he could not possibly make a 
 speech in reply to each one of them m succes- 
 sion. After standing the torrent of abuse for 
 three or four consecutive hours, he had occa- 
 sion to absent himself from the House for a 
 time and while he was away, one of the 
 speakers wound up a terrific tirade by launch 
 ing a most damaging charsje against his per 
 
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 The ministers looked aghast. There was an 
 expression of triumph on the faces of the Op- 
 position leaders. During the brief pause that 
 ensued, a pin might have been heard to drop. 
 Suddenly, away back from the farthest Ojj- 
 position bench, a voice was heard saying : 
 *Mr. Speaker," and that word pierced the 
 stillness like an arrow. 
 
 '* Mr. Speaker, I cannot allow the Honorable 
 Minister to be thus attacked in his absence. 
 Furthermore, I protest against the outrageous 
 accusation just made against him. However 
 I may differ from him on public questions, I 
 know that a more honorable man does not 
 breathe in this House, and if my party is 
 privy to this attack upon his character, I say 
 emphatically, that it disgraces itself." 
 
 This was said calmly, slowly, without hec- 
 toring or any explosions of voice ; every eye 
 was turned upon the speaker. For a moment 
 there was a breathless pause, then a thunder 
 of cheers broke forth, rocking the House. 
 
 A whisper ran through the galleries : 
 
 '• Who is it .?" 
 
 And the answer was flashed back all around 
 the circle : — 
 
 " Douglas, member for !" 
 
 There were two ladies sitting in the gallery, 
 one was as pale as death, and the hot tears 
 coursed down her cheeks. The face of the 
 other was flushed, her eye was aflame, and 
 she waved a white kerchief in token of exul- 
 tation. The former was Lady Pettysham 
 the latter was Florence. 
 
 From that day, Douglas' political future 
 was made. 
 
 " That's a noble fellow. Too good for a 
 Grit," said the Conservatives. 
 
 " An independent fellow. He will have to 
 be consulted, hereafter, if we expect to retain 
 him," said the Reformers. 
 
 That same evening there was a reception 
 at Government House, where Douglas was 
 the observed of all observers. With Florence, 
 radiant in her pride of him, hanging on his 
 arm, he moved about modestly, but still con- 
 scious of the homage that was paid him. Sir 
 Peter and Lady Pettysham, who arrived late, 
 went straight up to him and silently grasped 
 his hand, with tears in their eyes, amid the 
 murmured applause of all around. 
 
 This event set the seal upon Florence's 
 affection for Douglas. If she hesitated be- 
 fore, she could do so no longer. Skimpit, 
 true to his vow, had run up to Ottawa three 
 times during the two months, spending sev- 
 eral days at each visit, and attending differ- 
 
 ent parties at the Pettysham mansion, where 
 he was very assiduous in his attentions to 
 Florence. She received him kindly, as did 
 als( U.e lady of the house. Indeed, the poor 
 fellow thought so well of his reception, that 
 he went away on each occasion confident of 
 ultimate success. 
 
 " I shall call again once more before the 
 close of the session," said he, " and pop the 
 question. The coast is yet quite clear, and 
 Douglas has not done half the damage tliat I 
 expected. The goose is dabbling too deep in 
 politics to bother himself much about love." 
 
 There is no need to say that when he did 
 call again, a couple of weeks later, his eyes 
 wf" opened to the situation. He did not 
 \ a';, 'n'-body to tell him how things stood 
 fc •' ^^ were only too painfully apparent. He 
 was dumbfounded, and for a wliile did not 
 know what to do. Recovering a little, he 
 went off whimpering to Lady Pettysham, but 
 got scant comfort from her. Although re- 
 ceiving him with kindness and politeness, she 
 gave him to understand that she could not 
 interfere in the matter. When she was foolish 
 enough to insist upon her intervention, she 
 went further and delicately hinted to him that 
 he was not worthy of Florence.and that the best 
 thing he could do was to fulfil his long-stand- 
 ing obligations to Mary Screws. Skimpit got 
 furious. He left the house in a rage, breath- 
 ing vengeance against everybody, but especi- 
 ally against Douglas. 
 
 *' He shall not enjoy his triumph in peace." 
 growled Skimpit, between his teeth, on the 
 way to the station, "I'll be even with him yet." 
 
 CHAPTER XXXII. 
 
 Believe me, friends, loud tumults are not laid 
 With half the easiness that they are raised. 
 
 Bfn. /onsoft. 
 
 Mary Screws nas purposely been left in 
 the back ground. The part she took in the 
 most lamentable episode of this story, 
 naturally required that she should retire for 
 a time into seclusion. She had shown her- 
 self guilty to an inexcusable degree. She had 
 trifled with the friendship of a loving and 
 trusting companion. She had abused the 
 hospitality of two confiding hearts. She mar- 
 red a happy honeymoon, was the cause of a 
 tragic death, and might have blighted another 
 existence forever, but foi the merciful inter- 
 vention of favoring circumstances. Indeed, 
 if Florence had not been gifted with a buoy- 
 ant spirit, or if she had not found in the 
 Pettvshams that tenderness and sympathy 
 
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 which imparted a gradual alleviation to her 
 grief, at the same time that they encouraged 
 the hopes of the future, she might have re- 
 mained a broken thing, whose life would 
 have been the heaviest of burdens. 
 
 It must be said, however, for Mary Screws, 
 that she bore herself well in the dreadful or- 
 deal. She was intelligent enough to under- 
 stand the real nature of the mischief 
 she had wrought, and she had sufficient sen- 
 sibility to experience all the pangs of a terri- 
 ble remorse. She did not hesitate to do 
 everything in her power to m:.ke amends for 
 her fault. She stood by Florence during the 
 darkest days, watched over and attended her 
 as devotedly as if she had been her slave. 
 These good offices were, of course, not lost 
 upon the young widow, and the two might 
 have continued to be inseparable companions, 
 if the other events which we have described 
 had not interfered to throw Florence more in 
 the society of the Pettyshams. Mary had in 
 consequence to fall back upon herself, and as 
 she did not succeed to any extent in widen- 
 ing the circle of her acquaintance, her solitude 
 was almost complete. 
 
 Of course, Skimpit was neither forgotten 
 nor overlooked. He could not well be, see- 
 ing that he was virtually a member of the 
 family, and almost continually within sight or 
 hearing. It had been understood all along 
 that if he succeeded in ingratiating himself 
 into Screw's affections, and seconding him in 
 his financial and commercial transactions, 
 that he would be entitled to have the daugh- 
 ter of the house for a wife. That Ski.-npit 
 succeeded in the double object for which he 
 was brought into Screw's employ, the reader 
 must have sufficiently discovered for himself. 
 Indeed, Samuel was a fellow after Screws' own 
 heart. The two supplemented and completed 
 each other. What one lacked the other pos- 
 sessed, and between them they presented a 
 combination which it was well nigh impossible 
 for an ordinary man of the world to circumvent. 
 The consequence was that the men understood 
 each other,' and the strength they wielded. 
 They might differ on details, and even quar- 
 rel, but they could not afford to break from 
 •ne another. Here is an example, bearing 
 directly on the evolution of this story. 
 
 One day Skimpit was sitting in the front 
 part of the warehouse, going over the inven- 
 tory of a large consignment of goods which 
 he had sold that morning at an extraordinary 
 profit. Presently he felt a warm breath near 
 his ear, looking up he saw Prudhomme. The 
 little notary's face was pale and drawn down, 
 
 while his eyes seemed to be completely 
 (luenched. 
 
 " Hello ! Prudhomme, what brings you 
 here to-day ?" 
 " Is Screws in .-'" 
 
 "Ves, in the private office. But what is 
 the inittcr? you look troubled." 
 
 " Oil, nothing much. Only I want particu- 
 larly to see Screws." 
 
 Skimpit chucVled, as he watched the notary 
 shambling away in the direction of Screws* 
 office. Although ine two often worked to- 
 gether, and were confederates in many a 
 crooked transaction, they disliked each 
 other. 
 
 " I wonder what he is after nov^," nuumur- 
 ed Skimpit. " He looks as if he had got the 
 worst of it for once." 
 
 Samuel had divined correctly. 
 The notary was precisely going to confer 
 with Screws, after the sharp interview with 
 Pettysham in which he had been constrained 
 to knock under unconditionally. He found 
 the old merchant in pretty much the same 
 mood of mind as himself, for he, too, had just 
 got through with Sir Peter, after being forced 
 to back down at every point. 
 
 Prudhomme was about to speak, when 
 Screws raised his hand and said : — 
 " Net a word. I know all." 
 And in a few words of explanation, the 
 whole matter was explained. 
 
 " Well, what is to be done ?" asked Screws, 
 after a moment. 
 
 "To keep quiet," responded the notary. 
 " We can do nothing for the time being, 
 and it depends entirely on ourselves to have 
 the thing buried out of sight forever." 
 " What about Pettysham?" 
 " He is not vindictive." 
 " But there are others." 
 This made the two men reflect. 
 Yes, there was another, and with him lay 
 all the trouble. 
 
 ' I wonder how Pettysnam got hold of that 
 letter of yours to me." I did not carry it 
 about, and therefore did not lose it. It must 
 have been stolen from my office." 
 " Who brought it to you ?" 
 " Skimpit, so far as I remember." 
 " Then, let us see Skimpit. He may possi- 
 bly remember something about it, and give us 
 a clue." 
 
 Skimpit was called into tne little office, and, 
 on entering, saw at once that something out 
 of the common was in deliberation. Instinc- 
 tively, he braced himself up, feeling that he 
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 upon which the whole drift of his life de- 
 pended. 
 
 Interrogated about the letter in (|uestion, 
 he replied off-handedly, that he remembered 
 all about it. He had seen Screws write it, 
 had himself brou^^iit it to Prudhomme, and 
 had seen the notary read it, of course, he did 
 not know what was in it — he was not the man 
 to pry into the correspondence of others. 
 Of course, too, when asked if he had any idea 
 what had become of it, he replied with some 
 sharpness, that he was not the keeper of the 
 office. This answer was satisfactory enough on 
 the surface, but it did not deceive the two old 
 men. They said nothing, but only exchanged 
 glances, and drew their own inferences. 
 These men all understood each other It 
 was a triangular fight among them. Diamond 
 was set to cut diamond. Each one under- 
 stood his strength, as well as his weakness. 
 The notary was implicated in the mortgage 
 business, and there both Screws and Skimpit 
 had him. Screws was implicated in that and 
 in the Customs' burglary, and there Skimpit 
 had him, while he was equally guilty himself. 
 Neither of them could turn about on the 
 others, and the three were necessary to each 
 ot'.ier. 
 
 At this time, Skimpit was in love with 
 Florence and fondly imagined that his de- 
 livering of the compromising letter to Lady 
 Pettysham would be the means of winning 
 his suit. He felt, therefore, no compunction 
 at having thus betrayed his friends, the only 
 important point being that they should never 
 find him out. If either of them did that 
 he would be ruined, even if he did drag 
 down the two with him in his downfall. 
 On his side, did Screws make up his mind 
 to secure the marriage of Skimpit with his 
 daughter Mary. He knew, of course, from 
 his wife and from Mary herself, that Samuel 
 had his eyes turned upon Florence, but he 
 had hitherto paid no attention to that circum- 
 stance. Now, however, he understood 
 thoroughly that the best, if not the only way, 
 of keeping his secret inviolate, and of attach- 
 ing Skimpit to his fortunes irrevocably was to 
 make him his son-in-law. To this end he 
 worked strenuously, but with little apparent 
 effect, until the event narrated in the preced- 
 ing matter, put a new face on the situation 
 and led to other results. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIII. 
 
 It may have appeared singular to some of 
 our readers that Skimpit was admitted on 
 
 term.4 of familiarity in the Pettysham family. 
 The reason is to be found in the political 
 ])osition of Sir Peter, who could not afford to 
 hreak with such men as Skimpit, even when 
 their rascality was unveiled. The trouble 
 with him was, as we have seen, that he fell 
 into the hands of sharpers from the initial 
 stages of his public career, and indeed, but 
 for their assistance, given indirectly, might 
 not have attained to a seat in Parliament 
 at all. For a considerable time after he was 
 in their power, and when finally he 
 emancipated himself, as we have described, 
 here were further considerations which pre- 
 vented him from estranging those fellows 
 altogether. In the case of Skimpit, more 
 particularly, there was this further compli 
 cation that Ji'lorence really entertained some 
 regard for him, and at one time seriously 
 balanced in her mind the chances of joining 
 her fate with his. Such being the case. Lady 
 Pettysham could hardly deny her house to 
 this suitor, especially when she remembered 
 the quasi bargain she had made with him on 
 the delivery of the Screws-Prudhomme letter. 
 Sir Peter had rather objected to her invit- 
 ing him up to Ottawa. But her reply was 
 that this would precisely answer the purpose 
 of putting an end to the whole trouble. The 
 event proved that she was wir the appear- 
 ance of Douglas upon the scene, his fine 
 manner, and his Parliamentary success, 
 brought about an absolute change. The very 
 removal of Florence to Ottawa was likewise 
 beneficial, imparting to her mind new views, 
 and altering her sentiments in many import- 
 ant particulars. 
 
 When Samuel left the capital in j.igh dud- 
 geon, after his last interview with Lady Petty- 
 sham, the latter rather pitied him, in spite of 
 her evil opinion of him. 
 
 " Poor fellow," she said, " It is hard to be 
 dismissed in that fashion. There is no doubt 
 he loved Florence, and there may be some 
 good in him after all. However, I have 
 nothing to reproach myself with. I did my 
 duty by my friend and feel relieved that the 
 strain is over." 
 
 When she mentioned the matter to her 
 husband, he drew a long sigh of relief. 
 
 "That is the last of him, I hope," he said. 
 " He must not darken our door again. We 
 shall not be compromised any longer by his 
 visits. I can now snap my fingers at the 
 whole crew of them." 
 
 When Florence heard of the occurrence 
 just the slightest shadow passed over her 
 beautiful countenance- 
 
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 " It's all for the best," imirmured Lady 
 Pettysham, kissing her on the forehead. 
 
 " So it is, and 1 am indebted to you for 
 everything." 
 
 Douglas only smiled gVimly when the in- 
 cident was mentioned to him. He knew 
 everything and feared nothing ; only a few 
 days before, Sir Peter had appointed him his 
 private and confidential lawyer, and had laid 
 all his papers before him. 
 
 " If these three fellows attempt to give me 
 any further trouble, you will be there to help 
 me," he said. 
 
 And Douglas promised him that he would. 
 
 The whole Screws family were perfectly ac- 
 quainted with the object of Samuel's trips to 
 Ottawa, and, on his return from his last visit, 
 they naturally noticed that he Was taciturn 
 and ill-humored. The circumstance was all 
 the more remarkable, that he had been in 
 high feather for several days after each of his 
 preceding journeys. Old Screws was the 
 first to turn the conversation in that direction, 
 by bluntly asking Skimpit how he was getting 
 along with his suit. The latter adroitly 
 evaded the question, by making inquiries into 
 the standing of Douglas. 
 
 •*Oh, wecan do nothing with him," said 
 the merchant. " He's hand in glove with 
 Pettysham now, and the two make a pretty 
 strong team. Besides, young Douglas is no 
 fool, Sam." 
 
 Samuel knew very well that he was not, as 
 the events of the preceding few days abun- 
 dantly proved. He knew very well, also, that 
 he could not undermine him through Sir 
 Peter and Lady Pettysham, for the latter had 
 the fatal letter in her possession, and the 
 former was well aware of his participation in 
 the Custom House affair. He was simply in 
 a quandary, and the more he thought over it, 
 the darker his prospects appeared. Finally, 
 he bethought himself of the last words LaW 
 Pettysham had spoken to him. 
 
 " Fulfil my obligations to Mary !" he 
 mused; "yes, that is just what she said. If 
 I could not have Florence, there was Mary 
 waiting for me. Now, what are my obliga- 
 tions to Mary?" 
 
 For having thought of them so late, they 
 were no less vivid to his mind. He remem- 
 bered that the two had been intended for each 
 other from childhood, that he had made fre- 
 quent advances to her, that the old people 
 fully expected the match to take place, and 
 the only wonder was, that they had not in- 
 sisted upon it long before. A further wonder 
 was, that Mary had not pressed him, nay. 
 
 had looked with seeming indifference on 
 his intentions to Florence. What was he 
 going to do ? How was ho to manage the 
 new situation to the best advantage.* It was 
 evident to him that he could not engage Screws 
 to work for him against Douglas. Might he 
 secure Mary's help to take revenge upon 
 Florence ? The idea at first glittered before 
 his eyes like a fantastic mirror. But his own 
 good sense soon persuaded him of his error. 
 Mary could not raise a little finger against the 
 woman whom she had so terribly wronged 
 Indeed, that fact explained why Mary never 
 interfered by word or gesture in his relations 
 with the young widow. If Samuel could get 
 Florence, she, of all others, had not a single 
 obstacle to interpose, however much her own 
 career might have been blighted by it. Skim- 
 pit saw all this clearly, when he set himself to 
 think it all over, and he saw as clearly that 
 Lady Pettysham's advice was the best course 
 for him to pursue — fulfil his obligations to 
 Mary Screws. 
 
 He was in this frame of mind, when Screws 
 came up to him-y saying that he wanted to 
 have a little private talk. 
 
 " Sam, you and I are business men and we 
 understand each other. Don't we.'" 
 
 "We ought to." 
 
 "Well, I have come to talk business." 
 
 Skimpit was just a trifle disconcerted, but 
 recovering himself, he asked what the busi- 
 ness might be. 
 
 " About Mary," said the old man. 
 
 " Well " 
 
 " Our Mary is getting on, Sam. In a year 
 or two she will be an old maid. That would 
 never do, you know, Sam." 
 
 Sam emphatically declared that if there 
 was one thing on earth that he objected to, it 
 was an old maid. 
 
 " Exactly, and it depends on you, Sam, 
 that she won't be an old maid." 
 
 Full explanations followed. Old Screws 
 was quite eloquent, and instead of showing 
 anything like peremptoriness, he was kind, 
 gentle and persuasive. By a singular per- 
 versity, Samuel was belligerent and hostile 
 throughout. The arguments that had con- 
 vinced a little before when addressed to him- 
 self by himself, he combated strenuously 
 when urged by Screws. In the course of the 
 discussion. Screws incidentally made use of 
 the words : 
 
 " Remember your obligations to Mary." 
 
 This fired Skimpit. What meant that co- 
 incidence with the language of Lady Petty- 
 sham ? When all was said and done, what 
 
 
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 rieh» had Screws thus ^,o force his daughter 
 upon him ' In his inner soul, Skimpit knew 
 that he was shamming, and had no solid 
 cround to stand on, but there was a devil in 
 him just then that jjrompted him to force an 
 issue. 
 
 "Obligations to Mary?" he said, " what do 
 yf)U mean ?' 
 
 " I mean just what I say." 
 
 " How far do those obligations go ?" 
 
 " To marriage, my boy." 
 
 " But suppose I don't want to marry ?" 
 
 " You must." 
 
 " Why '" 
 
 " You just said, Sam," whispered Screws, 
 in his insmuating manner, "that an old maid 
 was a most pitiful object. The next most 
 pitiful object is an old bachelor. You 
 couldn't be that, you know, Sammy." 
 
 Sammy would not be persuaded, and blurt- 
 ed out, that he did not care to be pushed in 
 a matter of such importance. Then Screws 
 sprang a mine upon him. He declared that 
 he knew who had delivered his letter to Lady 
 Pettysham. A scene ensued. Recrimination 
 upon recrimination followed. But it was of 
 no use. Screws triumphed, and Samuel had 
 to promise that he would fulfil his obligations 
 to Mary. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIV. 
 
 " So let us this change of weather view, 
 Change eke our minds to former lives amend; 
 The old year's sins forepast let us eschew, 
 And fly the faults with which we did oflfend." 
 
 Spense* . 
 
 The reader will not have forgotten our old 
 Scotch friend and his Spiritualist son from 
 Boston. The latter has found his new creed 
 a source of material profit. He, too, removed 
 from the quiet village of Consumption and 
 took up his residence in Montreal. He be- 
 came quite an oracle among a certain class of 
 simpletons, and was frequently consulted on 
 knotty matters of social, domestic or religious 
 needs. He was not slow to appreciate th., 
 classes that were spread out before him, and 
 determined to make the most of them. With 
 a rare combination of Scotch shrewdness and 
 Yankee craft, he supplemented his spiritual 
 interpretations and ministrations by the vend- 
 ing of patent medicines. His " Quintessence 
 of Vitality," the invention of his own unaided 
 genius, was a rare and valiant compound, 
 wonderfully and fearfully made. It professed 
 to cure every mortal ailment under the sun, 
 and when administered in connection with 
 
 evolutions of the spirit was omnipotent in its 
 results, It is needless to add that our friend 
 speedily acquired a name at the same time 
 that h'j bettered his fortunes. The world 
 teems with fools that take a sui)erlative de- 
 light in being humbuggc<l. The patent medi- 
 cine-man increased his profits by establishing 
 an American printing office in the city, through 
 which he scattered broiidcast a series of al- 
 manacs and fly-sheets, filled with infallible 
 predictions of the weather, which Vennor 
 must have studied, unfailing household re- 
 ceipts, and a lot of social maxims of the most 
 orthodox description. All this did not pre- 
 vent him from carrying on a nice little smug- 
 gling busine:ss across the lines. He got his raw 
 material from t • other side, passed it through 
 without paying duty, and by the simple addi- 
 tion of Canadian water in generous quantities, 
 he manufactured his nostrums at a profit of 
 nearly seventy-five per cent. No qualms of 
 conscience had he in pursuit of this dishon- 
 orable traffic. It takes your intensely spiritual 
 people to play pranks ?f that kind without 
 wincing. If the world were purged of the 
 oleaginous hypocrites who trade upon thei 
 good name and sanctimonious reputation, the 
 world would suddenly find itself shorn of a 
 moiety of its inhabitants. 
 
 One day Skimpit called upon the Charlatan. 
 He was in great distress of mind. Things 
 were going badly with him inside and outside 
 of his business. The fever of extravagant 
 speculation which had raged 
 country had well nigh spent 
 ancial crisis was at hand, 
 prosperous houses, his firm 
 over-importation, and found itself glutted with 
 unsalable goods. Both he and Sorev/s had 
 also dabbled heavily in land investments, 
 which suddenly became a drug on the market. 
 If the reader will recall to mind the tremen- 
 dous crash of 1873, he will have some idea of 
 the condition in which Skimpit found himself. 
 It must not be inferred, however, that he was 
 totally ruined. He and Screws being far too 
 cunning to allow themselves thus to run down. 
 But because he had lost much and grieved 
 exceedingly over his loss, he thought he would 
 pay a visit to the spiritualist, with a view of 
 getting some comfort and counsel from his 
 wisdom. It is needless to enter into the de- 
 tails of this conversation, but the close de- 
 serves to be noted, as bearing with singular 
 directness on our story. 
 
 " It is peace of mind you chiefly want," was 
 what the man said to Skimpit. 
 
 "That I never knew." 
 
 throughout the 
 
 itself, and a fin- 
 
 Like so many 
 
 had gore into 
 
U " 
 
 " No, your mind has been too active »n the 
 pursuit of e;ain- You have no conception of 
 the bliss of spiritual fruit'on," 
 
 " What must I do to get this ?" 
 
 ' Contract the lines of your business and 
 content yourself with normal profits in a single 
 legitimate sphere of trade." 
 
 Coming from a smuggler this was particu- 
 larly rich advice. 
 
 " That's what I intend to do," said Skimpit. 
 
 ' lUit there is something else." 
 
 ' What ?" 
 
 " You must learn to commune with the 
 spirit world." 
 
 Skimpit replied, with a coarse humor, that 
 he knew nothing about spirits, except Usque- 
 baugh and Glenlivet. 
 
 " Oh, but you can be taught." 
 
 "Allright. What next .>" 
 
 The seer looked very wise for a momen*^ 
 then said with becoming solemnity, 
 
 " You will have to contract an alliance. 
 
 " An alliance ?" 
 
 " Yes, I mean a marriage." 
 
 " Is it a spiritual marriage, you mean V and 
 Skimpit burst out laughing. " That will 
 never do for me ; I am a practical man, you 
 know." 
 
 " 1 intend something practical." 
 
 "Well, what is it.?" 
 
 "Take a wife." 
 
 Skimpit uttered a lOW growl, thinking he 
 had no need to go as far to learn that. But 
 he was struck all the same, and resolved to 
 question his friend more closely. 
 
 "Well, what kind of a wife would you 
 choose for me.''" 
 
 The clairvoyant replied by a series of 
 queries. 
 
 " Is there not some female that you particu- 
 larly fancy ?" 
 
 " I won't say no." 
 
 " And have you reason to believe that she 
 fancies you ?" 
 
 "I think she does." 
 
 " Furthermore, is there not a female to 
 whom you owe certain obligations ?" 
 
 "Humph," thought Skimpit, "what does 
 the fellow mean ? What is he driving 
 at .'' 
 
 Then looking at his interlocutor, he blurted 
 out : — 
 
 "Well, suppose I bave ?" 
 
 " If you have, marry her." 
 
 " Marry her ?" , _ . 
 
 "Yes, and you will be happy." 
 
 The reader may laugh at this singular 
 scene, but it is drawn from life, and none the 
 
 less striking, because of its burlesque sur- 
 roundings. 
 
 Skimpit was taken completely aback. It 
 appeared passing strange to him that, from 
 three different sources, he should be reminded 
 of his obligations to Mary Screws. A light 
 dawned upon his sordid soul, and 1 e felt in 
 the presence of the soothsayer, a different man 
 from what he was when he went. 
 
 On his return he walked straight to the 
 old notary's office. 
 
 " Good morning, Prudhomme." 
 
 " Good morning, Sam. How is business 
 to-day ?" 
 
 "Oh, about the same, but I don't care 
 ; ')out business just now." 
 
 " Don't care about business ?" echoed the 
 notary, thinking that something must certain- 
 ly be up with his comrade. 
 
 " No, I don't, but I did come on business 
 all the same." 
 
 " Oh, I thought so," said Prudhomme, 
 laughing. 
 
 " Yes, I want you to draw up a contract 
 for me," 
 
 " Certainly, what kind of a contract ?" 
 
 "A marriage contract." 
 
 " Mille tonncrres !" exclaimed the notary, 
 laughing aloud and slapping his thigh, *' has 
 it come to that at last, Sam ?" 
 
 " Yes, it has." 
 
 "Who, pray, is the fortunate one V 
 
 "Oh, you know." 
 
 " But, still—" 
 
 " Why, Mary, of course." 
 
 "Good, Give me )our hand, my boy. 
 And Screws ? You are aware that a notary 
 must ask these questions." 
 
 " None of your fooling, Prudhomme. You 
 are perfectly well acquainted with Screws' 
 feeling in the matter." 
 
 " Oh, yes. And Mary V 
 
 " Pshaw, she is all right. Hurry up and 
 make that contract. We will fill in the blanks 
 at the house to-night." 
 
 There was a family meeting at Screws' that 
 evening, where the preliminaries of the mar- 
 riage were settled to the satisfaction of all 
 concerned. Within a week, Samuel and 
 Mary were man and wife. The event was 
 the making of Skimpit, who became a respect- 
 able citizen, and went into a legitimate 
 business, on the retirement of Screws, whom 
 he bought out. 
 
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 CHAPTER XXXV. 
 
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 " When all the bravery that eye may see, 
 And all the happiness that heart desire. 
 Is to be found — " 
 
 Spenser. 
 
 The session was over. It had lasted over 
 three months, and during it both Pettysham 
 and Douglas had continued to distinguish 
 themselves. They were well tired out, too, 
 and hailed prorogation as a relief. 
 
 "Where shall we spend the summer?" was 
 Sir Peter's query to his wife. " I have earned 
 my holidays, and want to make them as en- 
 joyable as possible." 
 
 Lady Pettysham smiled. 
 
 " You will have to give me at least one 
 whole month in Montreal before we proceed 
 elsewhere," she said. '' Oh, my ! I shall be 
 ever so busy." 
 
 " Busy ? At what ?" 
 
 ''Don't be so inquisitive. T^iis is a wo- 
 man's affair." 
 
 " Exclusively .?" 
 
 Sir Peter knew his wife thoroughly, and 
 immediately guessed what she was up to. 
 
 " Not exclusively. No. But the prelim- 
 inaries are all in my hands, and don't you 
 enquire any further." 
 
 " You will let me know in time ?" 
 
 " Oh, certainly !" 
 
 " Very well, then. This is the fourth of 
 May. I give you to the fifteenth of June. 
 Your grand event must take place by that 
 time. Immediately after we will go down to 
 the seaside." 
 
 Sir Peter took his leave, and Florence en- 
 tered the apartment. 
 
 " We start for Montreal to-morrow, my 
 dear. Make ready." 
 
 " But, Sir Peter " 
 
 " He will not be ready for a week or two 
 yet. He hr" o wind up the routine work of 
 his depiri.meni, and attend a few cabinet 
 meetings, /here the odds and ends of legisla- 
 tion win be gathered together and stowed 
 away until next session. But we don't need 
 him, do we, Florence ?" 
 
 " Not just yet," said the young widow, with 
 a smile and a blush. 
 
 " No, only a little later on. For the pres- 
 ent, Douglas will do." 
 
 Florence smiled and blushed again, and 
 repeated the operation several times, as, in the 
 course of conversation. Lady Pettysham un- 
 folded her plans. They were going to Mon- 
 treal at once, in the company of Douglas, and 
 nuke due preparations for the grand event, 
 
 which our readers have doubtless antici- 
 pated. 
 
 One month was surely not too much for the 
 accomplishment of all that she contemplated. 
 
 Florence would have preferred less pomp 
 and circumstance of fashion, but her friend 
 would not hear of anything else. 
 
 " I will yield on the question of privacy,*" 
 said Lady Pettysham. " The wedding will 
 take place quietly, in the presence of only a 
 few friends of the family. But as to style, my 
 dear, I mean that you shall be arrayed as the 
 Queen of Sheba in all her glory." 
 
 There was nothing for it but Forence must 
 yield, knowing, as she did, that her friend 
 meant for the best, and would do the best. 
 
 The days glided by ever so fast. And liow 
 busy we were ? The needle was plied both 
 night and day, and mountains of silks, satins, 
 cambrics and cloths were deftly transformed 
 into the daintiest of garments. 
 
 **0h, we shall never get through," exclaim- 
 ed Florence. 
 
 " Yes, but we will though," triumphantly 
 replied Lady Pettysham, " and with several 
 days to tpare." 
 
 Down came Sir Peter from Ottawa in due 
 time, and he was in the best of spirits, having 
 got through his work for the summer. 
 
 "I am yours to command, old boy," he 
 said, tapping Douglas on the shoulder. " Let 
 us make all necessary preparations on our 
 side." 
 
 And they did. The two were inseparable 
 during the ensuing fortnight. 
 
 At length the great day made its ai)pear- 
 ance. The sun shone forth in all its splendor, 
 as if in welcome and felicitation, and the air 
 was redolent of perfume from all the gardens 
 of Sherbrooke street. The ceremony was 
 performed with great solemnity, in presence 
 of a chosen few. Sir Peter stood up for Doug- 
 las, and the nuptial blessings were pronounced 
 by Florence's father. It was an impressive 
 spectacle. After the wedding, a sumptuous 
 breakfast was partaken of at the Pettysham 
 mansion. One toast was offered and one reply 
 was made. Sir Peter drank to the health of 
 the married couple, had a few words of grace- 
 ful eulogy for both, and concluded by wishing 
 that their path through life might be strewn 
 with even sweeter roses than those that 
 blush d upon the board- 
 
 Douglas made a touching answer. 
 
 "I take this occasion." he said, "in the 
 presence of those whom I love best, and care 
 most for, to proclaim my sense of deep in- 
 debtedness to Sir Peter and Lady Pettysham. 
 
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 It is mainly to them that the union which has 
 just taken place is due, and them must I 
 specially thank for the happiness which I this 
 moment enjoy. I cannot say more, but here, 
 Sir Peter, is my hand ; I am your friend for- 
 ever." 
 
 The two hands were fervidly clasped, while 
 tears stood in the manly eyes. 
 
 " Lady Pettysham, allow me to kiss your 
 hand, in token of obeisance and gratitude." 
 
 Douglas bent over her like a cavalier, and 
 the diamond ring on the soft white hand, 
 flashed a pencil of light into his face and 
 
 illumined it. . , r u 
 
 Florence could not resist the impulse of her 
 husband's example. She arose swiftly from 
 her chair, and with both of Sir Peter's hands 
 in her's murrauriug words of affectionate ac- 
 
 knowledgment, then fell upon the neck of 
 Lady Pettysham, where she remained for sev- 
 eral seconds unable to contain her emo- 
 
 The rest is soon told. After the bridal 
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 Pistoles, as the guests of the Pettyshams at 
 their summer villa. A few weeks later Douglas 
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 expedition with Sir Peter. In September all 
 returned to Montreal, and the work of life 
 was resumed. There we leave all o"f friends 
 in the enjoyment of that domestic peace and 
 material prosperity which their patient labor 
 won, and which their trials and sorrows went 
 far to sanctify. Douglas and Florence still 
 live in Montreal, while the position of the 
 Pettyshams is ever high ia the land. 
 
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