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• THE AUTHOR.
MICK CALLIGHIN, M.P.
CHAPTER I.
" FAR OFF FFF:LDS LOOK ORL'-KN."'
I
WAS born in Ireland, in tlie county of-
-, (to mention
its name would be breaking confidence with myself) ; I
ran about my fathers demesne, six hundred acres inside the
fences, till I was ten years old ; my mother died about then,
and, after her death, my stockings were not so well darned,
and my clothing had holes at the knees and elsewhere, but for
eating and drinking, Bridget, my father's cook, crammed
me with buttermilk, potatoes, and turkeys' eggs galore : I
was as happy as a kid.
One day my father said to me, " Mick," said he, " you
must have schoolin', me boy ; yer growin' f.ist, and ye'U
have to make yer livin' ; Father McQuade sez yer not to be
sint to the national school, nor thim godless Queen's
Colleges ; so I'll get ould Barney Buckawn, who's a Kerry
scholar, an' a gran' one, I'm tould, to be your private tuthor
— that 'ill soun' well in the country ; an' he'll tache ye the
larnin' that 'ill make ye aquil to Counsellor Butt himself."
As Barney had often given me " dra's o' the pipe," and
he and I fished in the loch, after college, I was well pleased
to be put under what he was always calling his " ferula" —
I didn't know what that meant then, but I knew it, too well,
afterwards.
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As I am not writing this down at the time, I don't
mention many things that took place, b) reason that I don't
remember them at all ; Harney and I got on well together, and
he and the priest told my father that my " latinity" was
grand ; and as for (Ireek, that Doctor Kennedy, of Dublin
C'ollege, couldn't hold a candle to me ; and that I would
soon wii)e the eye of one Porson — who, I afterwards learned
was the greatest (Ireek critic of the age.
*' Well, by the time J was twenty, and had taken kindly
to riding my father's old mare to the hounds, shooting
snipe, and fly-fishing, and all other pursuits of a young
Irish gentleman, my fatiier said to me one day, —
" Mick, me boy, what between the bad toimes, an' the
cholera that's got among the pigs, poor bastes, and that
divvle of an attorney foreclosin' the mortgige whin there
was only three years' interest due, T can't keep ye at home
any longer : I've given ye a gran' edication, and I'm tould
for a schoUard ther'rs no place like London. I would loike
to see you a great man before I die, an' so I've sold a cow,
an' here's tin pounds an' me blessin', an' go to London :
an' Mick," said he — with a wink of his eye — " I've seen
you talkin' to Mary in the garden, an' it moight be as well
for you to slip away widout mintionin' your intintion, for
she moight be wantin' to go wid ye, and that would be an
incumberance ; whin yer clane away, we'll tell her. She'll
take to her bid an' greet for a few days, but me an' Father
McQuade's made it all up, an' she an' Paddy Hare's to be
called at the althar whin she gets up, an' there'll be no
throuble. Pni sorry to lose ye, Mick, and maybe Pll niver
see ye agin. Pm an ould man now, and Father McQuade
sez its time for me to be * makin' me sowl.' "
" Well, father," said I, " Pll do your bidding, and maybe
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I'll niak'c money enough in six months to pay off the mort-
gage ; and if I do I'll come back, and we'll gather the
tenants and have the biggest dance ever was seen in the
country ; and, father, you'll be kind to Mary " here my
feelings gave way entirely.
Leaving home to go out in the wide world is a wrenc .. to
a boy's feelings ; and though 1 was six feet high in my
stockings, I was but a boy in mind ; my father was a justice
of the peace, and the greatest man in the barony, and some
of his importance reflected itself upon me. 1 was " Masther
Mick," or the " young Masther," over half the county ; and
I felt leaving home and Mary more than I cared to confess.
I had been told by a neighbour, that " one man was as good
as another in London, an' a great dale betther," and 1 found,
later on, that he was right.
When my father came down to breakfast the next morn-
ing, 1 saw that his eyes were red, and 1 am not ashamed to
confess that mine were too ; for I had wept for some time
before I fell asleep. When I went into the kitchen to light
my " dhudeen," Bridget said, " There's throuble on ye,
Masther Mick, for shure yer pillow's ringin' wet this blissid
marnin,' " — and she looked at me hard. Thinks I, she'll
tell Mary, and I had better make a moonlight flitting of it
to-night ; so " Bridget," said I, " I'm goin' to Lough Corrib
early to-morrow to shoot ducks with the young lord, and I'll
want all my best linen to-night."
I then went back to the pa'-lour, and said, " Father, don't
go into the kitchen to-day, for if you do, Bridget will get it
all out of you, and she'll tell Mary, and there'll be a
' pillaloo ' among the women that will raise the parish on
us.
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Yer roight, Mick," said he ; I'll jist take the ould mare,
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an' ride over to Father McQuade's, an' bring him here to
dinner, 'i'ell Bridget to roast the goose that's hangin' in
the kitchen, an' maybe we'll not have a noight of it, me
boy ; an' whin all's quoit, ye can jist take yer bag in yer
han', an' catch the train at Ballyporeen."
" Do, father," said I, "and I'll walk over to the college,
and see Barney, and tell him what's up; for if we take him
into our confidence at once, he'll hold his tongue for the
honour of the family, for since he has been private tutor to
me, he just thinks himself one of us."
Barney's residence was erected against the back of a
double-ditch ; the roof was not much higher than the ditch
itself, and when you walked on the latter you could look
down the chimney ; 1 always knew Barney was in the
" college." as he called it, by the smoke ; and as I drew near,
perceived that he was now cooking his dinner, for the
smell of herrings was strong. I never went to see him till
the scholars were gone, and his temper, which he called his
" diiander,"jwas down. The old man's delight was, to take
his ragged Xenophon, or Lucian, and translate a page,
while we drank a glass of his " ambrosia " — a beverage com-
pounded of boiled beer, wiskey, salt butter, and coarse
brown sugar, " wid a slice of an inion, jist to guv it a
a flavior, Masther Mick."
With the goose in prospect, I declined Barney's invitation
to share his " potatoes and point," but we brewed the
" ambrosia," and when we had lighted our "dhudeens," I
told him what was up. Never will I forget his look of woe
at the recital ; he fixed his eyes on an image of the Virgin
Mary placed against the wall ; he held up his hands in the
attitude of prayer ; tears ran down his furrowed cheeks ; at
last the words came — first in Irish, the language of his
heart, then in the vernacular of the country : —
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Barney, and we're getting poorer, and God knows I'm sham-
ing myself in saying so ; and as for the cornorship, or going
into Parliament, that game is all up : England is a fatter
country than this, and my father and Father McQuade both
say, ' Try your luck in London, Mick, and maybe you'll
get alongside some rich man that will make your fortune, or
meet with, some grand lady with bags of gold, who may take
a fancy to your handsome face and fine figure ; and for the
love of God, go,' say both of them, And as for Mary " —
here I looked at the smoke going up the chimney — " my
father and Father McQuade have taken that in hand ; and
Fll send Paddy the money for the ring, and what will buy a
pig." Here, feeling my heart bumping again, I took
Barney's two hands, and said, •' Fll go away happier if you'll
swear to me that you'll just keep what Fve told you inside
of your teeth, and go up to the Castle now and again, and
smoke a ' dhudeen ' with father, and keep him company in
i!ie long evenings, and write me a letter now and again ;
and maybe it won't be long till I come back and hold up
my head with the best of them."
The old man got up, and taking from a cupboard a well-
thumbed breviary, marked with a faded gilt cross, knelt
down on the floor.
" Masther Mick," said he, " be the blessin' o' God an'
the Vargin, be all the saints in glory, not lavin' out yer
blissid mother — that's one iv them, Fm sartin shure, and
lookin' down an uz this day — I swear be this holy book,
that wos blist be the Pope o' Room, nivir to tell morthal
fhwat yev tould me, an' may the curse o' Cromwell be an
me av I do ! — Amin." Here he kissed the book, with a
noise that reminded me of many a thwack of the broad,
horny palm I had heard delivered upon the dirty little face
of some unfortunate gosthoon in the college.
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" Now, Mastlier Mick," said he, " I've done me dhiity
as yer tuthor, an' edicated ye in the larnin' o' the anshints,
from Homer to Plinny an' Heroditus, an' other potes ; but
I've a sacret I've niver put you, nor any one else, up to.
I larned it from a Cornishman that came over to cotch
pilchats in Bantry Bay— bad cess to thim, fhwat bizness
have they to be cotchin' Oirish pilchats at all ? It'll be
useful to ye in Doblin an' London, — it's how to throw a
polisman. Stan' up till I giv' ye the grap an' the fut."
This knowledge he imparted to me on the goose green in
front of the college, after looking about to see that there
were no spectators. Though one of the best wrestlers in
the county, I found myself instantly on the broad of my
back. What the secret is I have kept and intend to keep
to myself, but it served me well more than once and some
of the London " bobbies" have cause to remember the
occasion when they had the honour of trying a fall with
Barney's pupil.
" Now, Masther Mick," he continued, " there's jist wan
word more— be modherate in yer dhrink. I takes jist foive
glasses a day ; before breakfast I takes a ' rouser,' before
dinner an ' appetizer,' an' after dinner a ' dighester' ; then,
before supper I takes a ' consoler,' an' whan I'm retoiring,
a composer' ; that's foive only, an' it laves room to stritch,
av yer meets a frind."
CHAPTER II.
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FAREWELL.
ITOOK leave of Barney with many warm grips of a fist
moistend after the native custom, and wishes of " Good
hick t'ye, me boiichal ! " When I got home I saw Father
McQiiade's stout cob, without bridle or saddle, cropping
the rich grass in the lawn, a sign that the good priest meant
to stay over night. In the parlour I found my father mar-
shalling a row of bottles on the sideboard, and, as he said,
" makin' ready for the ingagement with his riverince." On
these festive occasion we faced each other at the table, a
substantial joint placed before my father, and before me a
wooden bowl of potatoes, renewed at intervals by Bridget,
who ran constantly between the kitchen and parlour, with
a smoking-hot fresh supply. A glorious turf fire blazed on
the hearth — for there was no stove, or. any other modern in-
vention for sending the heat up the chimney ; the turf was
placed on the floor of the grate, which was constructed, at
the sides only, of thin bars of iron welded into two smaU
cannon-balls, or shells, that my father had picked up at
Cork, and which were supposed to have been washed ashore
from some of the French ships wrecked in Bantry Bay; the
jambs were built at an angle of forty-five — or " slantindicu-
lar," as the family stonemason called it — and the whole of
the heat radiated through the room. My father had bought
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at a stall on the Quays in Dul^lin ii book written by Count
Rumford on radiation of heat and construction of fireplaces;
the cellar adjoined the parlour; and he, acting on Rumford's
suggestion, had inserted a common boiling- pot, with the
concavity next the fire, into the intervening wall ; when
the fire was replenished, a few turf were thrown into the pot,
and these, when lighted, warmed it and kept the cellar at
•a moderate temperature in winter. The neighbours, who
had never heard of Rumford, or liis book, said '- Shure Mr.
Callighin's a born engineer ; see how he warms the cellar,
widout a farden o' extraw cost !"
I do not deem it necessary to apologize for this digression,
— I wish to put on record the best mode of constructing a
grate for burning turf; and have I not the authority of Cer-
vantes, P'ielding, Sterne, and other great writers, for digres-
sing? It is merely going into the next field to shoot a stray
bird.
Dinner was soon on the table, the goose roasted as only
Bridget could roast a goose — large, plump, crinolined, fiz-
zing all over the brown crackling, — -rich and unctuous as a
sucking pig — shining as Father McQuade's face shone when
he looked at the smoking board. A blessing was asked,
and in a short space of time the goose disappeared, and
the heaps of potatoe skins piled alongside our plates testified
to the execution done upon the several bowls supplied by
Bridget. Dinner ended, the priest said a long thanksgiving
in Latin, Bridget crossed herself devoutly with one hand
outside the open door, while she held the boiling kettle
with the other.
" Now," said my father, " we'll sit roun'."
The dining-table was pushed aside, a small circular one
placed opposite the fire, the *' Bishop," a large square bottle
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filled with " Ivinahans," and flanked with all other " materi-
als " for brewing punch, was set down in the centre, the
kettle placed at hand in the fireplace, and we settled our-
selves to the real work of the evening.
When the tumblers were filled, Father McQuade said, —
" Mr. Callighin, we arc mit together maybe for the last
toime, uz three ; you an' I's no chickens, an' we may be
called to ghlory afore Mick's here agin — so we'll dhrink
his health an' succiss, hopin' he'll come back wid a rich
woife, or a big pot o' money, an' pay the dibts, an' rinovate
the ould castle, an' put v.t a new althar in the chappie, wid
' Michtelis Callighin ced. D. (i.' at fut : here's t'ye, Mick,
me boy ! "
" Here's t'ye, Mick ! " said my father, and he pressed my
hand ; " ye'v' been a good son to me, an' the place '11 miss
ye, not to spake o' meself ; but shure iv the Dhuke o' VVil-
linton hadn't left Dangan Castle before he grew too ould, he
niver would have been the man he wor — an' that you'll be,
Mick avick, av you're a Callighin born, and wasn't changed
at nurse." We clinked our tumblers, and drank them off in
silence, for though they were soon empty our hearts were
full.
" Fill the glasses, Mick," said my father : " sorrow's dhry."
" Mr. Callighin," Said Father McQuade, " yer boy's a
foine lad, an' a good scollar, — me an' Barney, or Barney an'
me's done that ; an' if he only remimbers that he's heir
to Castle Callighin, and fhwat's left o' the ould lan's,
an' his dhuty to his familee, and his counthry, an makes
his mark in London, an' comes back in our toime,
fait'h, we'll put him in for the county— home rule, or no
home rule."'
" That we will," said my father ; " sartin' shure ; the Call-
■Kit.
" Farewdi:'
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ighins wor numbers for the county for a luuidred years in
tlic ould Oirish Parlimint ; an' more by token, iv they fought
wan, the fought tin jewels ; me gran'father wor the only
number that cowed Bellamont : wan'st, in the street, he
pulled his lordships wig off, handed it back to him on the
top of his cane, an' wint home to git his tools ready ; but
ould Bellamont had seen him snuff a candle at tin yards, at
the Spakers levee, an' he sint him an apology in writin'
that's up-stairs in me desk to this day. Mick, me boy, when
you git to London, moind ye take some lissins in boxin*
— for I'm tould that's the way gintlemen foights now."
*' I'm a ministher o' pace," said Father McQuade, " but
av ye have occasion to thrash any o' them aidjucongs that
struts about Dublin Castle wid rid moostaches as long as a
fox's brush, ye'v' me consint to giv thim the woight o' a
Callighin's fist, and take the consate out o' thim ; to see
thim straddlin' down Dame Street, wid their sabbertashes
jumpin' roun' their calves, an' their brass spurs jinglin', an'
their swoords clatterin' an the stones, houlding their noses to
the sky, as iv the air o' Ireland worn't good enuff for thim, —
it's a cure for the cholic ; to be shure the smells in Doblin,
are bad, but the natives are born wid noses to stan' thim, an'
let thim that's not keep out o' that."
" I'll do it," said I, " if I get a chance, never fear; the hon-
our of the Callighins is safe in my hands : and now promise
me, both of you, that you will be good to Mary, for she'll
break her heart when she hears I am gone, though I never
asked her yet."
" Mick," said Father McQuade, " it's all for the best, me
boy ; there'll be a rookawn in the parish, for the boys 'II
miss ye as much as the colleens. Lave Mary to yer father
an' me ; the night's gettin' on, an' its toime for a song."
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Although 1 saw tliroiigli the kind priest's device to wean
me from thoughts of Mary, and tried to sing, it woulden't
do ; as ill luck would have, it, I struck up the '* Exile of
Erin," but the words stuck in my throat, and I'm not asham-
ed to confess that I shed tears.
" Eill the glasses, Mr. Callighin," said the priest, " an'
I'll sing you a song I've composed for the occasion, till the
boy's at himself; he'll come to the sooner."
When the glasses were replenished, clearing his throat
after the manner of amateur singers, he sang, in a manly,
rotund voice, —
I'm goin' acrass the ragin' say,
Tuxt Liverpool an' Doblin,
To London town to make nie way
Be railroad, or a-hoblin.
Me liroguos is new, me courage sthrong,
I fear no man or weadlher,
I'll walk uproight, an' step along
As I do an me native heather.
Av any Saxon calls me Tat,'
Or riddycules me nation,
IV me faith, he'll very soon leave that,
^^'id his crown crackt past salvation.
An' iv the saints is koind to me,
Wid goold, an' ghlory, you'll see
I'll soon come back to the ould counthree,
Like that haro, Garnet Wolsely."
My father and I thumped the table till the glasses were
in danger of falling off ; more punch was brewed, and after
a short pause, his reverence looked across and said, —
" That call's wid me ; Mr. Callighin, yer health an' song."
" Farewi'lir
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My father, with a somewhat rough exterior, was one of the
softest-hearted men I ever knew ; he enjoyed but never
could sing a humorous song ; his melodies were all of a sen-
timental type, and suited to a good tenor voice, still fresh,
but rusted from disuse. Thus challenged, he threw himself
back in his chair, opened his vest, as he said to " give the
bellows fair play," turned his eyes to the ceiling, and sang
the following song : —
Young Kathleen, me true love, one eve at the gloamin',
Wid step light and graceful, came trippin along,
She sat on the grass, at the foot o' the loanin'
A-knitting a stockin', an' sang her sweet song.
Me love on the wild say a sailor-boy bould is,
The flag o' his counthry a-houldin' aloft ;
The sun shines on me, but he out in the cowld is,
Me love wid the blue eyes, an' ringlets so soft.
Och, Willie me darlint the Vargin protectin',
May the blissid Saint Pether guide yer boat to the shore,
An' whin ye come back to yer Kathleen expectin',
We'll sind for the praste, an' ye'll lave home no more,"
Thin the sooner the betther," sez I, " dear " advanciiv
From the upturned coble where hidin' I lay.
For I knew that at eve my Kathleen would be glancin',
An' tellin' her bades for her love o'er the say."
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We duly honured my father's song ; more punch was
mixed — when Father McQuade, rising said, —
*' Mr. Callighin, the boy's to be off early, an' the night's
far through ; this is me last tumbler before goin' to bid ;
an' we'd better say good-night an' farewell to Mick, an' let
him get some slape before startin'. Come to me room, me
boy, before ye retoire."
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Having by this time, however, recovered my composure,
I volunteered the following song, resolved not to let my
father think that I was downhearted on leaving the paternal
roof.
Tllli TKNTH HAVE GOT THE ROUTE.
(my r.. (;., <)i- riiK (;ai-i.ant48th.)
Oh, the Tenth have got the route,
And you'll hear a fearful shout,
From the girls, now as they leave their native land ;
And the colonel he will say,
'* Boys, let's drive dull care away.
Play 'the girl we left behind us,' on the band."
Cheer, then, the Tenth are marching,
Soon they will be upon the seas ;
And ten long years must pass
Ere again we drink a glass.
With the boys with whom we've spent such happy days.
;
Then Dyer gave the word.
And their music soon was heard,
And the girls let fall the tears, thick as rain ;
For many a heart was sad.
As they took leave of their lad.
Whose face his lass might never see again.
Cheer, then, etc.
Many eyes will fill with tears,
Though the air may ring with cheers.
And many a gallant trooper's heart is sore ;
But when duty calls away,
Why — a soldier must obey ;
So a long farewell to England's happy shore I
Cheer, then, etc.
•' Farewell^
Now gather, comrades, round,
And let the chorus sound,
Full rtowing as the hearts to whom we drink ;
And may the gallant Tenth,
Ever show the foe their strength.
And from battle, love and liquor, never shrink.
Cheers, then, etc.
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T.oud applause followed. Father McQuade, rising, said,
" Thim's gran' sintimints, Mick : here's our last toast, —
From battle, love and liquor, nivir shrink' — Hip, hip, hurra !"
1 then took leave of my father ; I put my arm round his
neck, he put his round mine, and without a word spoken
by either, I pressed a kiss upon his manly, wrinkled fore-
head ; when we parted in silence, the priest was gone. I
ascended to my own attic, and after looking through my
scanty wardrobe and selecting a few articles for my journey,
I went downstairs to Father McQuade's apartment ; here I
found him already enveloped in a capacious night-robe,
surmounted by a cap of the ancient extinguisher shape, tied
round his head with a red cotton handkerchief of a wonderful
pattern.
" Father McQuade," said I, trying hard to be cheerful,
" you're as clean in the legs a three-year-old ; if you were
out of place you'd get service readily as a footman, — with
the Queen, or the Lord Lieutenant.
" Me legs '11 last me toime, Mick," said he, " but I axed
ye up to talk about something else, an' to give ye me
advice an' blissin'."
He then sat down, and for half an hour poured forth his
store of shrewd, wordly experience into my willing ear, for
I loved the old man next to my father ; as he concluded I
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shook his hand warmly, and when I withdrew it, found a
crumpled piece of paper adhering to my pahii, — " A small
thrifle, Mick," said he, " to help ye an the road ; an' now
kneel down, till I give ye me blissin' ; I'm not in me
canonicals, but all the picthers I've seen o' the blissid Saint
Pether reprisints him wid bare legs — seeing, I suppose,
bein' a fisherman, he had fraquantly to wade in the salt
watther ; an' as for driss, I niver seen more an him nor
I've an meself this blissid minnit; it's nat the vistmints
makes the prastc, Mick, — nor the gintleman ayther, as
maybe ye'U foind to yer cost."
He then gave me his blessing as my ghostly director, with
a solemnity of manner and countenance I did not forget for
many a long day. I went to my room, threw myself on the
bed, and exhausted by the fatigue I had encountered during
an anxious and depressing day, fell sound asleep.
CHAPTER III.
" WHEN SORROW IS ASLKFP, WAKF, IT NOT.
" Ne'er saw I, never felt, a calm so deeji !
Tlie river glideth at his own sweet will ;
Dear Clod ! the very liouses seem asleep,
And all that mighty heart is lying still I"
A GLEAM of daylight breaking awoke me from a fitful
sleep, to realize the fact that this was my last morning
in the home of my ancestors. I arose, said a short prayer,
in which I invoked the blessing of heaven on the kind
father and warm-hearted friends I was leaving ; another,
too, was not forgotten in this my parting supplication.
Dressing myself quickly, I went cautiously down the
stairs — for Bridget's ears were sharp — and opening the
hall-door, which I gently closed behind me, sat down on
the steps with my bag in one hand and a stout blackthorn
in the other ; with these, the clothes on my back, and
twenty pounds in my pocket, I was about to go into the
world to seek my fortune.
It was early in May ; the sun, full-orbed and of a rich
golden hue, was just rising over the tops of the Galtees ; a
broad strip of crimson-tinted light, extending westward to
the very spot on which I stood, reflected itself in the lake,
md lighted up the front of the old mansion ; with the
sanguine feelings of youth I interpreted this as an omen of
a brilliant future for me ; on either side of this luminous
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track was, as yet, deep gloom ; I shut my eyes for a
moment, and the silent calm seemed to resemble the stillness
of death : not a leaf stirred — I could hear my heart beat —
and yet there was an almost imperceptible motion of the
air, as it were the breathings of nature reposing, like the
soft, sighing respiration of a deep slumberer at the first
moment of awaking. The sun rose slowly over the top of
the mountain, and when its orb was fully visible, like magic
all nature seemed alive : the water-fowl flew screaming and
splashing over the surface of the lake ; the small birds
twittered in the copse ; the thrushes mounted to the
topmost twigs of the hedges, and poured forth their morning
song. I felt like one enchanted. I had often gazed on
this scene at the same hour, but had never before realized
its surpassing beauty. Suddenly something cold touched
my hand ; it was the nose of my father's old spaniel, " Orra,"
who had crept unheeded to my feet ; 1 patted her head,
and silently returning the glance of her inquiring and
reproachful eye, she gave a low whine and trotted away to
her kennel, while I, striding down the steps, went at a rapid
l)ace down the avenue of ancient beeches to the high road,
along which I walked at such a speed that, although six
miles distant, I arrived in little more than an hour at the
railway station of Bally poreen.
1 had not many minutes to spare ; the early train to
Dublin was approaching as I stepped upon the platform.
Mindful of the necessity for economy, I took a third-class
ticket, returned to porter's salutation of " The top of the
mornin' t'ye, Masther Mick !" with a " Thank ye kindly
Pat 1" and entering the carriage, sat down in a corner seat :
extended on the opposite side was my only fellow-traveller,
sound asleep. As the train moved on, and darted through
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nittings and over viaducts, rapidly passing many " flows" and
streams where I had often bagged my twenty brace of
snipe, or filled my basket with speckled trout, my thoughts
again reverted to my home. When we had travelled some
twenty miles, new scenes opened on my view, and I was
just beginning to think where I should go on my arrival in
Dublin, when my companion arose, rubbed his eyes, took
out a small horse comb, and passing it rapidly through a
mass of short ragged hair, restored it to his pocket, and
concluded his toilet with the exclamation, "There now,
that'll deu !" Looking at me, he said, —
" A fine mairnin', sir, an' I'm thinkin' we'll have a het day."
" To this I assented, and the colloquy, thus commenced,
continued through the whole of our journey.
The volubility of my companion exceeded anything of
the kind I had ever n>et ; the rapidity of his utterance
resembled one of the " buffo" songs of my friend Corney
(irane, whose performances I have since heard and enjoye*!
at that delightful rciDiion — the Bohemians ; his words
rattled out like the fire ot skirmishers at a volunteer review ;
and his accent was such as I had never before heard : to
catch his meaning, I had to listen as intently as an English-
man attempting to carry on a conversation with a Parisian.
" Ye'll be gangin' to Dublin, nae doot ; I'm frae the
Noarth, frae Killinchy in the coonty o' Doon, an' I'm wan
o' thae lint*'' instructors that's sent doun frae Belfast to lairn
the folk in the wast to grow lint ; I hae ma doots aboot it ;
they're na ower willin' to lairn, an', eh mon, but they're a
laggin' crcj — twa or mair sant's days, they ca' them, in ane
week, an s'andin' scrattin' their haffits agin the waa's ; an
the weemen kneelin' for hoors ootside o' thae mass hooses,
^^Flax.
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tellin' their bit beadies. I cam' doon in the spring an'
lairned yin or twa o' the daft boddies to pit in the lint, an'
telHt them Fd come back at hair'st/^ ta lairn them hoo to
poo an' watter it, but I was a wee bit late o' comin', an' fat
div ye think, but the puir deevils had pittin mawsters intil
the lint, an' cuttit it a' wid ta sceethe, instead o' pooin' it,
an' steepit it in the spring waals instead o' pittin' it intil the
holes that I tell't them to howk ! They diggit ta holes, but
they forgat to dom oop the watter wi' sods in the airly
summer, an' whan the lint was ready for pooin' an' steepin',
deil a drap o' watter there was but in the spring waals, an'
they hae pyshined a' the waals in the pairish wi' the lint,
an' the polis winna let them pit it intil the rinnin' burns, an'
they hae droppit their siller this turn, I misdoot — ha, ha,
ha !" And here he laughed for several minutes, ejaculating,
** Mon o' mon, boys o' boys ! siccan a thrawn, pernickety
set o' deevils was never sent upon airth as is doun wast.
Eh, sirs, gin ye could see the Belgins ! I gae to buy lint in
Belghum ilka faa', and deil word o' P>inch dae I ken."
" And how," said I, "do you find your way there, Mr.
?"
" Cawmil they ca' me in Coonty Doon ; we're a' Scoatch
in thae pairts — weel, I git me bit portmantle labbled for the
place I'm gangin' till, an' I speer aboot whan we git to the
Joonctions, an' watcli whar' they pit it, an' I folly it till the
and o' the joorney, an' I niver gae wrang."
We had now nearly reached Dublin, and my inner man
reminding me that I had eaten nothing since the last
evening, I asked Mr. Campbell if he could direct me to any
decent hotel.
" Ye want a hottle, div ye ? Come with me to Maggie
Blain's in Noarth Street ; Maggie an' I's sibt — her gran-
■' Harvest tKin.
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mithcr an' mine was far awa coosins, an' ye ken a' the
Cawmills claims kin wi' the Deuk o' Argyle, God bless him !"
We alighted on the platform, and fought our way through
a crowd of vociferating carrymen, one of whom seized Mr.
Campbell's \ .manteau and was carrying it off in triumph,
when he was stopped by a " Give me yon, ma mon, or I'll
wairm yer lugs." As we walked down the wide roadway,
my friend said, " I haena speered yer name, Mr. "
" My name is Callighin," I replied ; I am one of the — "
'' Stap, stap," said he ; " ye'U be the son o' some great
loard doun wast — I care naethin' aboot that ; a'm nae
respecto. o' pairsons. A'm a covenanter, an' aye adjure
wi' ui)lifted haun' ; there's but ane Loard, an' doesna He
say, ' Sweer not ava' ? Yer a good chiel by yer sonsy face,
an' I doesna care wha's yer faither or mither.
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that. "
" You say there's but one Lord, Mr. Campbell," s -' ' I ;
" but what about the Duke of Argyle ?"
'• Hoot, mon," said he, " he's nae loard — he's a Deuk, an
a' muckle big ane : isn't his big son, him we ca' Lome,
marrit on the queen's dochter ?"
" That," I replied, " is a great honour to the family, Mr.
Campbell, and to all Scotchmen."
" Nae doot it's an honour, as ye ca' it, but there's nae
lassie too guid for Maccallum-More's bairn. An' noo, Mr.
Calgin, I maun say I hae taken a likin' till ye : yer na
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l^rood ; an' tho' a'm vera sure ye hae a drap o' guid bluid,
ye carry yer aiii wee portmanlle, like myseF ; whar's the
guid o' gien thae cair-dreevers saxpence ? — yer ain siller's
better in yer ain poke : but, lad, I dinna kin hoo yeu feel,
but ma wame's as boost as a tooni'^ butter firkin. How's a'
wi" ye, Maggie ?"
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CHAP'J^FR IV.
"a 1'KIF,n's NK'kR KKN'l' 111. I, HK's NKF.DKD."
HOW'S a' wi' yoursel", Airchie ?" said a tall buxoin
woman of matronly appearance ; " wha's the cbiel yev
brung wi' ye ? Come forard an dra' oop till the hairth, an'
wairm yer bit taes, for the mairnin's frast like, and the tran's
aye an' the fits."
"Yer richt, Maggie, we'll deu yer biddin','' said Mr.
Campbell ; " but me an' the laddie's stairvin' : hae ye ony
vivers in yon pat ?"
" Trogs an' I have," she replied- -" as guid parritch as
iver was set down forent a hoongry mon " ; and taking a
large dish, she poured into it, till it brimmed over, a mass
of hot, steaming stirabout. " Here noo l"' she said, carrying
it inro a small apartment off the kitchen, and placing it on
a table, with two wooden bickers of milk, " come ben, an'
sit doon, an' faa' till't, and the diel take the hinmost 1'
Mr. Campbell then invoked a blessing on the meal.
" Nae minister to the fore — the Loard be praised ! " Mak-
ing a mark across the middle of the dish, he said, " Noo,
lad, yon's the meering' ; this side o' the dyke's mine, tither's
yours : clear the coorse, an' gin there's not aneuch for
baith, aiblins there's mare in the pat."
Suiting the action to the word, he dived into the dish
with a wooden spoon, and I was not slow to follow his ex-
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ample. The porridge quickly disappeared, and at last the
niearing itself went the way of the rest, our good hostess
looking on in silence. At length she said, —
" Hech, sirs, yer peghin''' wi' the speed ; it's ill to campf
like yon whan yer atin' ; bide a wee, — the parritch's aye het
yet, — and take a half-yin apeece." She then poured out
the remaining contents of the pot, and reaching to a shelf
and handing down a bottle and two glasses, she filled them
to the brim, and said, " It's as guid * Coomber ' as iver I
had in ma hoose ; soop it up — it will wairm yer wames ; an'
it o'made o' bairly that giewed in Killinchy."
" Here's till ye, Maggie," said Mr. Campbell, — " ye'll ca
the next wean after me '' ; and he winked at me.
" Yer aye fu' o' yer fin, Airchie," she replied, " but a'm
thinkin' there'll be nae mair.'' This was the widow's mode
of refusing, as Mr. Campbell told me when she went out,
his matrimonial advances.
"It's a fu' hoose," he said. " It's guid to be sib to siller,
an' she'll hae a guid tocher ; but gin she wilna' tak' me, she'll
tak' nane ither. I'll jist keep ding-dingin' at her till
she gies in ; an' I'll promis'her minister a guid soo-scrittenj
till his new kirk whan it's a' rich, an' he'll wark like ta vera
deevil to mak' the maitch. Ech, sir, thae ministers wad
amaist sell there sauls for soo-scrittens ; I pit a fi'pun' note
intil the plate ane Sawbath in mistak' for yin§ poond, an'
before I could snap it oop, the minister ha'en it grabbit, an'
intil his poke quick as thocht. I mind a mairchant that had
got walthy doun Noarth, an' he said till his minister wan day,
' Minister,' quo' he, * I'm gratefu' to Providence for blessin'
ma industry, an' a'm thinkin' o' gien ye a thousand poond
* Panting, t Steeple-chase. J Subscription. §One.
" A Fricus iicer hu' fill hes Needed:'
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till the biggin' o' yer new kirk ; div you think it'll be coon-
ted a guid wark — pit to my creedit like?' Quo' the min-
ister, (juo' he, — * I couldna gang sae fiir as to say it'd ensure
yer salvation, but t'ither haun', I'm far frae discooragin' ye
frae tryin' the expeeriment.' An' he baggit the siller, — ha,
ha, ha 1 "
" Noo, Maggie," said Mr. Campbell, as she re-entered
the r(jom, " gie's anither half-yin, for a'm gangin' by the twa
p.m. ; ye ken 1 maun be warkin' ; an' Maggie, woman, ye'll
think aboot what I war speerin' o' ye, an' nixt Aister ?''
" Hoot, mon, there's nae fule like an auld fule," was Mag-
gie's reply.
" I doot, Mr. Calgin," said Mr. Campbell, '• we'll hae to
pairt : gin ye iver come noarth, to Doon or Antrim, speer
for Airchie Cawmel o' Killinchy, an' ye dinna fin' me at
hame — for a'm maistly nig-noying aboot after iint — I'll be
sair vexit I missed ye, for yer a braw chiel, an' free o' yer
crack, an' not stuck up we preed. The Loard be wi' ye !
Gie us a grap o' yer haun. ' Fare ye well Killeavy's' the
word — a'm aft'. Noo Maggie tak' guid care o' the chiel'."
Thus consigned to Maggie's care, I drew my chair to the
fire, lighted my dhudeen, and began to talk to her : she soon
drew from me the main facts of my position, and the object
of my journey and when I concluded, she said, —
" Mr. .Calgin, — that's what Airchy caa'd ye, I think, —
yer faither an' the priest's richt ; I see it a' : they saw it
wadna dee for you an' the lassie, puir saul, to forgather —
she's na as wcel born, an yer the only bairn o' an ould
hoose ; dinna gae back, but gang on, an' gin yer hairt's as
guid as yer face is bonny, ye'll deu weel. Dinna stap at
Dooblin ; ye'll dae na guid here : gang soo, — pack aft" the
nitch to Lunnon, an' mak yer fortin. Ye'd be welkim to stap
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in this hoose till morn, but tak' my advice, dinna let the grass
graw under ycr twa fit ; tak yer bit portmantle, an' gae
dnon till the L'eerpool boat, an' as my guidman the Coptin
wha's deed an' gane" (here she lifted the corner of her apron
to her eyes) *' used to threep, mak' tracks,' an' ' set the stout
heart to the stey^' brae.' "
" J feel your advice is well meant, Mrs. Blain," said 1 ;
" please tell me what 1 owe you."
" The recknin', is't ? " said she, " an' yeu agoin' oot indl
the warld -for Lunnin's the warld — an' aiblins nairy a freen'
there : yer haun'll never be oot o' yer poke there. Keep
yer saxpences, me lad ; 1 niver chairged Airchie, wha's
reech, an' deil be in me gin I tak' a bawl)ee frae you ; yer
cocht the wrang soo by the lug this time, young mon — be
aff the noo, but mind ye'll drap in to see me in the hame-
comin', an' bring a bonny bride wi ye, an' aiblins ye'll fan
me iMrs. Cawmel by then, for I've made cop ma mind aboot
that, tho' I wadna tell Airchie the day, seein' he wor a wee
bit onmannerly before strangers.''
Seeing it was no use to press payment u])on my good
hostess, I took her hand and emboldened by her motherly-
kindness, kissed her brown cheek. " Why for no. mon,
dinna ye prie ma moo ?" t said she : this invitation I would
never have understood, had she not pursed her lips in an-
ticipation of the not unwilling smack with which I saluted
her. " Be aff the noo, or I'll be greetin'," said she, " an' God
be wid the mitherless bairn I "
Steep.
t Kiss my lips.
CHAPTER V.
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TURNING to the right on leaving Mrs. Blain's " hottle,"
I found myself on the quay named after the great
Ormond, and, observing in the distance the masts of several
vessels 1 walked rapidly along the river-side, and, on passing
the Custom-House, reached the steamboat quay; inquiring
of a burly coal-porter where the 1 -iverpool boat lay, and at
what hour she would sail, he repHed, " The Liverpool
thamer is't ? — there she's ; bedad, ye'v' jist toime to jumps
aboord, me boy — the last bell's rung; stir yerself, quick."
Taking his advice, I ran rapidly forward, and arrived aK)ng-
side just as the vessel moved slowly from the quay ; several
men were hauling the gangway ashore, so, without checkmg
my speed, 1 leapt clear over the low bulwark, portmanteau
in hand, and alighted on deck alongside the astonished
helmsman. This feat was nothing in my eyes, used as I
was to crossing the country on foot after the hounds, but it
drew loud applause from the spectators. " Well lept 1"
'' Divvle a buck in the Phanix id do it" ; " More power to
yer elbow" ; " Ye'v' a clane pair o' legs," and other ex-
pressions of admiration reached my ears.
We steamed slowly down the river, and when we had
passed the lighthouse, the captain descended from the bridge
came aft, and accosted me thus : " You came aboard my
ship, young man, in a very unceiremonious manner, but I
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can't just consider you a stow-away ; pay your fare, and it's
all right this time, but don't do it again." Explaining that
1 was a deck passenger, he told me to ^o for'ard, and i)ay
when asked ; obeying his instructions, I found myself among
a crowd of pigs, cattle, and fellow-passengers of every age
and sex — from the infant in arms to the old crone of seventy ;
and, amid the scpialling of children, grunting of swine, and
smell of oil, pitch, coarse tobacco, and herrings, I lighted
my pipe and walked about conversing with the cattle and
pig drovers who formed the majority of the passengers ;
although they came from all parts of the country, 1 was glad
not to recognise any natives of my own locality. Nothing
worthy of comment occurred during the early part of the
voyage, and after some hours' steaming, I lay down in a
vacant corner of the deck, put my portmanteau under my
head, and had a few hours' sleep — occasionally disturbed by
a fierce fight among the pigs, and the shouting and oaths of
their owners, engaged in quelling the porcine " rookawn."
A pig fight on board ship has always amused me very
much : stand, on the bridge, and look down into the crowded
pen of grunters — anon some portly hog, shunting his lighter
kinsman as a porpoise moves among a shoal of mackeral,
finds a soft place or a warm corner, and lies down to enjoy
a siesta ; scarcely has he disposed his person comfortably,
when his envious neighbours commence thrusting their
snouts under him, and, squealing with rage, nip viciously at
his quarters, leaving long red scratches on his skin and
eliciting sundry dissatisfied grunts and uneasy lurches, resem-
bling the rolling about of a fat commercial traveller on a
saloon sofa, on a hot night. After a time the skirmishers,
finding the alderman of their tribe will not surrender his
comfortable berth, apply themselves to his ears, which they
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bite and worry until, with a fero( ions compound of grunts
and squeals, he sits up, surveys his tormentors with a scintil-
lating eye, then, rising, opens his jaws wide, and, with a
loud snort, charges at the retreating foe, and unable to recover
himself, slides along the slippery deck, knocking down half
the inmates of the pen, disturbing the rest, and causing a
general assult upon each other that does not subside for
several minutes ; then all is (inict, and after an interval, the
whole comedy is re-enacted.
Wearied with fatigue, I at length fell sound asleep, and
was awoke by the crowing of a cock in an adjacent hamper,
and by a general movement among the passengers, all of
whom had, like myself, stowed themselves away wherever
they could find room on the deck ; some had reclined
against the bulwarks, and the latter was my position ; on
awaking, I attempted to rise, but found myself held down
by some attractive power I could not see. After several
efforts, i appealed to my neighbour. " Faix," said he, "yer
stuck to the boords," and roared with laughter, — which soon
drew a crowd about me. " It happened to meself wan'st,"
he said ; " there's but wan way o' freein' ye : stap where ye
are — divvle a doubt but ye'll stap — till I get the tool ready" ;
he then ran across to the cook's galley, and in a few minutes
emerged with a nearly red-hot shovel. " Now boys" he
cried, " take him by the feet an' the shouthers, an' howld
him up till I git the shovel anunder him" ; obeying his
instructions, some of the ship's hands seized and lifted me
up, while he inserted the shovel between my person and the
deck ; the operation occupied several minutes, and was
accompanied by the witticisms of the passengers, — " Bedad !
he's afire now," " Roast pork'U be chape," and other amusing
observations. When, suddenly, 1 felt myself free, and stood
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up, the good-natured spectators gave a cheer, and I invited
my rescuers to a e.
On hi.-, stuffy blood hor.se,
Sit.s the master whose hounds none surp.i .-,.■, ;
And the man that would Ijate him
Might ns well try to ate him,
He'll .-oon make acquaintance Avid gra:-;.i.
And now for his hounds.
To hi.-- fame it redounds
That he owns the best pack in the world ;
O'er the fields in a cluster
They run .such a " buster,"
Like leave- by a hurricane whirled.
Such loins and such shoulders
^-kini \\alls built o' Bouldhers.
Tho" Kmard may make bould resistance ;
They've dash, blood, an' strength.
Limbs, nose, an" length,
So care not for pace or for distance.
No noiac or disorder,
The field in good order.
All coming for sport, not for "gaggin' ;"
Yez must be pretty smart
And try for a start,
For here there is really no ** laggin'."
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Of fair ladies I sing,
Who, like birds on the wing,
Lead the first flight through the gallop ;
Yet sit graceful, an' go
When they hear " Tallyho,"
Hut thedivil a man they can't " wallop.
Thin " llarrah for the ]^la/,ers,"
An' " the ladies that plaze us,"
May Burton hunt fifty years more,
For thro' luck an' disaster
As Huntsman ;in' Master,
lie's hunted the county a score."
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Turning to a stout woman who was bargaining for
shrimps, 1 said, —
" Can you direct me to where one Mrs. McCabe lives
hereabouts ?"
" Trogs an' I can," she repHed ; " she's a neighbour o'
moine, in the same house ; she do's the washin', an' I dos
the manghn'. Come wid me, an' ye'll be wit' her in a
minnit o' toime."
Turning a corner we entered a house in Castle Street,
and on ascending a narrow stair to the third floor, my
companion pushed open a door, and entering before me
said, —
" Shusy, here's wan wants to see ye."
A short and very fat woman rose from a chair near the
fire, and took from my hand Barney's letter, which was
closed with a red wafer, indented with what appeared to be
the impression of a nutmeg grater, thimble, or some similar
substitute for a seal.
" I'm bad at the writin', an' wus at the radin'," said she.
" Ye'll plaze rade it to me yerself."
'' CliU) tnal Cld/J D'ljjci' III JjiiJiiifi/."
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It contained the following lines : —
" l^HE CoLLiGK," May, T87— .
" Sliusy, it's the young masther '11 han' ye this ; ye wor
fosther to the modther o' him — rist her sowl in ghlory I —
an' ye'll know fhwat to do. He's not to want for mate,
firin', nor login', av this foinds ye to the fore; an' so no
more, but sign meself, yer fri'n' an' cuzzin, 11 Buckawn,
Philomadth. P.S. — Ould Brine doid last Chrishamas ni
ninetee, an' lived an' doid a boy. The wak' wor gran' —
tin gallon o' whishky an' a stone o' tabaccy, forby tay an'
shuggar galore, it wor dun most rispictable, an' criditable to
the familee, but it's pit them in dibt, the crathers.''
AVhen I looked up Mrs. McCabe was sitting with her
fingers interlaced upon her ample bosom, the tears rolling
down her cheeks, and speechless. She looked at me in
silence for some minutes, muttering to herself in Irish ;
at length she rose, thrcAv her arms round my neck, nearly
pulling me down on the floor in her excitement.
" Och, me jewel, yer the livin' imige o' me did fosther.
Och, Mick, avick, come to me harrit ; while I've bit or sup
it's you that'll niver want ; an' as for lodgin', there's the
back attic, an' I'll clane it, an' make ye asy at noit, an' ye'll
nat go to a strangher, darlint ; och, och, glhory be to the
Blissid Vargin that I've lived to set eyes an ye, an' under
me roof — for shure iv the house isn't moine, I'm next the
slathes anyhow. An' now put doun yer baggige, an' I'll
mak ye a cup o' tay, — an' Sally."
Here her neighbour entered, and was instructed to " rin
oot an' buy two herrin's an a h'porth o' milk."
" There's no bid, darlint, in the attic," she continued,
" but I'll moind that the morrow ; manewhile, ye'll slape
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there," pointing to a paU liwork covered bed in the corner,
"an' I'll pit up wid Sally below ; an' iv ye want anythin' in
the noight, jist gi\ e three digs on the fhkire, and I'll be wid
ye at wanst."
I ventured to remonstrate against this disturbance of her
domestic arrangements, but it was of no use, " Ye'll jist
stap here, an' nat go to a sthrange lodgin', an' avvae fram her
that pit ye into yer craadle, aften an' aften — hould yer
whisht here's Sally.''
" Tay" being over, Mrs. McCabe, who I shall now call
Shusy, removed the cloth, washed and placed the cups upon
a shelf, looking at me furtively, and muttering to herself m
her native tongue. I knew enough Irish to catch the
purport of her solilo(]uy, which was as follows : " There's
throubic an" him, the darlint, an" he's toired, an' I'll not ax
him this nuight ; I'll pit him to bid, an' hell ' till his heart'
to me in the mornin'."
" Now," said Shusy, " go to bid, Masther Mick, an' when
) er there, just rap three loimes on the fhlure wid this poker,
an' I'll come up an' fasten ye in, for there's niver a dhure
an" the street dhure, an' .^ome o" thim hairy snakes moight
stale up."
1 have since learned the necessity for these precautions ,
agamst " area sneakes ;" at the moment, I wondered how
such reptiles as snakes could exist in a crowded city. In a
few minutes 1 was m bed, and, signalling as directed, Shusy
came to the bedside, " tucked me in, " and saying, '-Now
slape, avick ; shure I wor thinkin' ye was the babby I used
to croon to rist,' Went out and locked the door on the outside.
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CHAPTER Vn.
" A FU' HEARTS AYE KIND."
AS I lay in bed, unable as yet to sleep, I reflected how
thankful I ought to feel for the so far fortunate com-
mencement of my enterprise, and to the humble but kind
friends who had helped me forward on my way. The sun
had shone upon my departing footsteps, and on my journey ;
would it illuminate my return to the old mansion of my
fatliers ? I could see nothing to discourage the hope, and
fell into a sound sleep, in which I saw in my dreams bright
visions of joy and happiness at a future day. Aroused at an
early hour by the clamour of many voices in the house and
street, I arose, dressed, and signalled to Shusy, who shortly
came upstairs, unlocked the door, and with a kind smile
said, " Yer as frish as a dhaisy — go out an' brathe the air
for a while, an' whin ye come back the tay '11 be dhrawn."
I sallied forth, and having inspected the neighbouring streets
and there busy denizens, on returning found a substantial
breakfast on the table, to which I did ample justice. "Thim
aggs," said Shushy, ''isn't as frish as ye' get thim at the
Castle, but they're nat more thin a fortnight ould, an' av ye
dont smill thim, ye '11 soon nat moind the taste."
"Shusy," said I, "how do all the people in the Seven
Dials make a Hvelihood ? "
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mak' ii kin' o' starvclihud, — an that's betther nor nothin" at
all, at all."
" Now, Shiisy,'' said I. " we'll have some talk together.
I've come to London on important business ; I'm not rich,
but I'm not wanting for cash, and we'll settle now what I
am to i)ay you for boiird and lodging while I stay, for I'm
not going to ' cosher ' ''" on you, and you'll just charge me
what's right, so fix it yourself."
She resisted ni)' proposal for a long time, and 1 only
gained my point by saying that if she would not accept i)ay-
ment I must go elsewhere. This treaty being concluded, I
told her generally the nature of my business in London,
which she promised to consider a fLimily secret. At the end
of my first week I resolved to hold her to her bargain, which
she was always hinting " distrissed " her greatly. I asked
for her bill. " Yer hidstrong, Mick," she replied, " an' I'll
have to give in ; but moind, I'll pit yer money in a stockin',
an' I'll not brake it till 1 sees wheather ye'll want it after a
toime.'' I succeeded in getting the bill, which I have pre-
served as a s[)ecimen of Shusy's orthography and arithmetic :-
Masther Mick
To atiu yc 7 days at a sliillln'
Login 7 nites at six i)ins
Sojie ache kake wan pini
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My dress having had some damage on the journey, I re-
sorted to the street adjoining, and supplied myself with a
genteel suit at second hand, which my tailor assured me he
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had, only the previous day. bought from the " vally " of a
great Irish lord, that held a grand place about court. I also
bought at a cellar door a i)air of " misfits," which they (^.er-
lainly were for my feet. 1 had been told by a friend that
f'le (|uickest and (heajiest way of seeing London was to go
to the starting station of the several omnibuses, and ride to
tlie extreme end of their journey, securing the seat next the
driver. 1 ])ut tliis in practice, and can advise any person
to whom time and money is an object to do the same. The
drivers, several of whom were very humorous, and all of them
civil, pointed out the various buildings, institutions, and
great shops on their line, and a "pot o' beer " at the end of
the journey elicited warmly expressed hopes that I would
take another ride and see the new " osses " as the " gover-
nor" had promised next month. In about a week I had
made myself well accpiainted with the geography of the vast
metropolis, and began to turn my attention to the object of
my journey.
About the middle of May I was crossing from Parliament
Street towards the Houses of Parliament, when a sound
familiar to me in former days — for the mail coach had passed
Castle Callighin daily, before the railroad was opened to
Ballyporeen — reached my ear ; the " too-tooing " of a horn.
1 looked towards the bridge, and saw a coach with four
high-stepping horses — " tooled," as I afterwards learned, by
the Honourable Algeron Plantagenet — approaching at a
rapid pace, and alongside, but a little in advance, a high
waggon driven by a man who seemed to be exerting his
whole strength in attempting to pull up two powerful horses,
just breaking into a clumsy gallop. A collision was immi-
nent, for the posts erected for the protection of foot passen-
gers were right ahead, and there was not room for the passage
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of both vehicles. The nnnierous pohcei/ien who protect
that crossing, and hold up their warning hands on the ap-
proach of elderly nuembers of Parliament, signalled the rival
vehicles in vain ; down they came, heading for the narrow
passage, when 1 ran forward, and, at the risk of my life, seized
the bit of one of the waggon horses, and, by a sudden jerk
upwards, nearly threw him on his haunches ; the waggon
was brought to a halt, room made for the coach to pass, but
both vehicles were detained by the police. The crowd
cheered me, while the excited drivers each protested that he
was not the offender; the police produced note books, and
proceeded to take down their names, when, suddenly I head
a voice from the waggon, " Och, Masther Mick, is't you ?
och, for the marcy o' God presarve me from thim polis ; it
wor all thim blaggard horens,'' and down he jumped and
claimed my, protection. "I'mThady O'Dowd, shure ye'll
moind me drivin' pigs wid rid Shaun O'Coyle ; an' whin did
ye lave home, an' how's the ould masther and Bridget ? "
I at once interfered on Thady's behalf, and giving the
address of his employer, he drove off shouting " Callighin
aboo." During our interview an elderly, aristocratic look-
ing man who sat beside the driver, descended from the coach,
and stood beside me ; raising his hat, he said, ''You behaved
admirably, young man, just now; you probably, nay, certainly,
saved both life and property. I caught just now a name
familiar to me in former days ; allow me to ask arc you con-
nected with Mr. Callighin, of Castle Callighin, in Ireland ? "
" I am his son, sir," I replied.
"Then we are well met," said he, " and I have a long-
wished-for opportunity, if you will allow me, of returning
some of the hospitality he extended to me many years ago ;
my name is Major Clifford," and he handed me a card.
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Here 1 felt a faintness come over me, and, for the first
lime, recollected that I had received a somewhat violent
blow in the breast from the pole of the waggon, which,
though not inflicting pain at the time, had evidently been
more severe than I thought, my eyes swam, and I was
about to fall upon the pavement, when Major Clifford threw
his arm round me, hailed a cab, and conveyed me, in a
half-conscious state, to his chambers, where, reclining on a
sofa, I, with the aid of what he called " brandy pawnee,"
soon recovered sufficiently to resume our conversation.
Major Clifford continued : — " I was about to tell you,
when you were so suddenly affected, that I was quartered
in Ireland, in the year 185 — , and was sent on detachment
to the county of . In the intervals of professional
duty I hunted with the Eallyporeen harriers, a strong and
well-kept pack, of which your father was master. When
riding, one day, across a pasture field, with the hounds in
full cry, my horse fell, 1 was thorwn heavily, and sustained
a bad fracture of my right leg, which confined me to the
house for months. Unfler your fathers hospitable roof, where
I remained till convalescent, 1 received a kind attention to
which I, as a stranger, had no claim ; but that, in my mind,
enhanced the obligation. When 1 recovered and rejoined my
regiment, it was ordered to India, where I have spent nearly
the whole of the interal ; and one of the first things I did on
my return was to write to your father, again thanking him for
the hospitality I have never forgotten, and never will forget ;
I did not receive any reply, and feared my good friend was
no longer alive."
" He was alive and well," said I, " a month ago ; but he
is a bad correspondent, and has, I doubt not, postponed
replying to your letter."
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" I am rejoiced to here of his good health/' replied Major
Clifford, " and for answer to my letter, accept your presence
as the most satisfactory I could have. And now, Mick, for
I will not call you by a more formal name, how came you
to be in London ? "
I then told him, without reserve, but in confidence, my
whole story, objects and prospects, in visiting London. He
listened with the greatest attention, and when I had conclud-
ed, said, —
" Well, Mick, you are young, and have plenty of time be-
fore you ; my advice is look about don't be impatient, and
you shall have every aid I can give you ; you must accept a
share of my chambers. I have been so long absent that
manyof my contemporaries are dead, others reside elsewhere,
and my evenings are dull for want of a companion ; besides,
I will not be denied."
Here was anothei warm friend turning up to help me on
my way ; truly, 1 thought, my dreams are coming true.
"Well, Major Clifford," I replied, " I suppose I am not
to have any voice in the matter."
"None whatever," said he; "and now you must not ex-
ert yourself yet. Your present residence is not fashionable ;
I'll send my man for your traps, and he'll tell your good
friend Shusy that you have met with me ; I recollect her
well, and she will recognize my name. By-the-by, I want a
laundress, and so we can keep up our acquaintance with her
in that way."
How kind, how thoughtful, are some men compared with
others. Here was the whole thing planned in the most con-
siderate way, and Shusy's sensitive nature, as well as inter-
ests, met by an engagement which, as it fell within her
professional avocations, and kept up her association with
me, I knew she would be quite content to accept.
"A fit Heart >i aye Kind.''
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Although naturally reticent with strangers of my own
position in society, I had no such feeling towards my new
friend, and found myself already discussing, without reserve,
all subjects of mutual interest. My traps arrived in the
course of the evening ; we dined, my kind host saying, " You
must be muzzled, Mick, to-night, as I see you have not yet
got over the excitement of the afternoon ; now for cigars
and coftee, and then to roost."
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" I AWOKE ONE MORNING, AND FOUND MYSELF FAMOUS. *
ISIiEPT profoundly in my new quarters, and, thanks to
the absence of noise, and the instructions given by my
host that I should not be disturbed, I reposed till almost
midday. Major Clifford then entered my room, holding a
newspaper in his hand, and said, " By Jove, Mick you'll get
up to find yourself immortal." He then read from a sporting
newspaper as follows : —
" Gallant act of an Irish Gentleman. — Yesterday, about
six p.m., as the coach, tooled by the Honourable Al
gernon Plantagenet, approached Parliament Street from
Westminister Bridge, a hugh waggon drawn by a pair of
powerful horses, which were furiously flogged by the brutal
and, we fear intoxicated driver, was driven almost across the
leaders of the team. The ribbons were admirably handled
by the accomplished Jehu of this bang-up equipage, but a
serious collision and loss of life were apparently inevitable,
when a young gentleman nobly dashed forward, and at the
imminent risk of his life, with the most praiseworthy courage,
seized the bridles of the now unmanageable brutes, and
with a strength that astonished the spectators, threw them on
their haunches, mstantly checking their alarming course.
The ■ coach, after a short delay, proceeded to its des-
tination, and the guilty waggoner will to-day, we are inform-
ed, be brought before the worthy divisional magistrate, who,
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we have no doubt, will inflict upon him a punishment com-
mensurate with his offence. We regret to learn that the
courageous young gentleman received serious injury, and
was conveyed in a cab to the chambers of his friend, Major
Clifford, at the Albany, Piccadilly. On enquiring at the
latest hour before going to press, we were informed that he
lay in a perfectly unconscious state, and that the emi-
nent physician who was called in, fearing ^t brain fever
might supervene, had prescribed the utmost quiet. The
\oang gentleman is, we learn, the eldest son of that well
kiKjwn sportsman and popular landlord Mr. Callighin, of
Castle Callighin, Ireland. Her Gracious Majesty, His
Royal Highness, and other members of the royal family
have, we understand^ been unremitting in their inquiries."
We roared with laughter, and I was just about to arise,
when a noise like a fusillade was heard upon the outer door,
and before we could ascertain the cause. Major Clifford's
man entered and said, —
"One of Her Majesty's equerries, sir, has called again to
enquire how Mr Callighin is to day."
" Give my respectful duty,'' said Major Clifford, ''and say
' as well as can be expected.' "
'Mick, ' old man ' " (this I found was the fashionable
mode of addressing very youthful acquaintances), " I shall
have to get a hall porter ; the whole upper ten thousand
will be down upon us."
And the Miijor was right; for a week it was knock, knock,
all day, till at length we sent a bulletin to the " Court
Journal " as follows : —
" We are happy to state that Mr. Callighin has quite re-
coverd from his injuries, and is now convalescent." This
checked "kind inquiries," but cards of invitation for my
host and myself poured in in dozens.
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" By Jove, Major Clifford," 1 said, *' I quite forgot about
poor Thady ; I promised to attend the police court, and I
have overslept the hour."
" It's all right," said my kind friend ; " I went down there
and found half a dozen policemen swearing that he was the
cause of the whole affair, and the beak was just about to
sentence him to a week's confinement, when I went forward
and said, ' I am Major Clifford ; I occupied the seat next
the gentleman who drove the coach ;. I saw the whole oc-
curence, and I know that the waggon was being quietly
driven, when our guard blew his horn several times and
frightened the horses, and, in my opinion, the prisoner not
only does not deserve punishment, but on the contrary
much credit for his exertions to pull them up.' This changed the
face of matters, and your friend was discharged, blessing his
' honour's rivirince,' and pocketing the sovereign I gave him
as a consolation for his fright."
" Thank you," said I, " you never did a kinder act ; you
have quite relieved my mind."
I then got up, and after a late breakfast we lighted our
cigars and further discussed my plans and prospects. I had
almost forgotten to mention that the pictorial papers of the
following week contained sketches of the " Alarming Coach
Accident on Westminister Bridge," with very flattering com-
ments upon my gallantry ; and an extract from the " Court
Journal." 1 was represented with extended arms, holding
two struggling horses, one rearing, the other kicking, and an
affrighted crowd flying in all directions. I purchased some
copies, and sent them to Barney, and I afterwards heard that
they circulated round the whole county, and caused a great
sensation among my future constituents.
" Now, Mick," said my friend, " let us have some con-
versation about your plans "
•' / Ait'olcjniil Found Myself FiOhonsy oO
At this moment the door opened and his servant an-
nounced — ''Mr. Fane."
A fashionably attired gentleman entered, and moving
rapidly towards me, held out his hand, which I did not take,
and said, —
" How do, old man ? hope you're all right again."
Without rising from my chair I said, " Thank you, Mr.
Fane, I am ' very fit.' "
" Delighted to hear it," said he ; " hope you will be careful
not to exert yourself too soon." Then turning to my host
he said, " How do, Clifford, old fellow ?
" Much as usual, thanks," said he ; " have a weed ? "
" Our young friend," said Mr. Fane, " has been the cause
of much anxiety to us all, and I got so unhappy about him
that I called to assure myself personally of his convales-
ence."
" It's all right now, Fane," said my friend.
" Charmed to hear it, I'm sure," replied he ; " you'll look
me up soon, old man, I ho])e ; bye, bye," and he took his
leave.
" What is Fane up to now? " said Major Clifford ; " never
saw him so gushing before ; depend upon it there's some-
thing in the wind, or he would not put himself to^the trouble
of calling ; what can it be ? "
" I can't imagine," said I ; " but 1 agree with you he
must have an object."
I then told my friend that our visitor had a few years ago
purchased a considerable estate near Castle Callighin, and
was my constant companion when he visited it ; in fact, as
there was no residence on it, he frequently made my
flither's house his home for several weeks yearly, and on
leaving always made me promise to visit him in T '
where "he hoped to return my father's hospitaHty." I de-
scribed how great was my surprise, on meeting him in the
street shortly after my arrival, to be greeted with a cold nod,
and a mere word of recognition ; I added that I had since
seen him avoid me by turning round a corner or entering a
shop ; in fact, that I felt very much hurt by his strange
conduct ; " and you must have observed," I added, " that
I received him very coldly."
" Just like Fane," said my friend ; " I suppose 70U know
that in London he is considered to be very rich, and is one
of the class called ' eligible ' in contradistinction to younger
sons, or ' scorpions ' as they are called here. He is a great
diner out, and the maternal solicitude of Belgravia never
lets him out of sight. He never was known to ask a friend
to dinner, and belongs to a club where it is against rules to
invite a guest. ' Great bore, you know, old man, — I've
often brought it before the committe " ^vhich he never did) }
but he takes duced good care not to , long to any other
club."
" And this," said I, " is the man I preserved the shoot-
ing for, and my father for years has kept the choicest wine
in his cellar. I'll be even with him yet," — and I was.
" By Jove, here it is, Mick," said Major Clifford, who had
been reading the morning paper ; " attend : — ' We are
informed by our Irish correspondent that a vacancy having
occurred in the representation of the county of , Mr.
Fane, a gentleman of large estate in that county, and well
known in fashionable circles, will shortly address the con-
stituency.' He wants your father's jnterest, and that was
the object of his visit."
" Then I'll take care he shall not get it. I'll write to my
father to-day" said I "and let him know of the reception
Fane gave me here."
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IVTOW, Mick," said my friend when we had lighted our
xN cigars after breakfast next morning, " I want you to
be perfectly at your ease with me, and as I know you have
a high spirit, I think it well to say that you must consider
yourself under my orders, and what you have to do is to
obey. I feel bound, now that chance has brought us
together, to act as if I were your relative, and you must not
raise any objections. You must have a new rig out, and I
will introduce you to my tailor ; and also have you proposed
at a good club ; — no insubordination, Mick," he said, on
seeing that I was prepared to remonstrate. " Your father is
my oldest and best friend, and I am responsible to him for
his son's introduction into London society, so it is all settled
— come along. We'll go first to Grogan's, and then stroll
down to the R h, and I'll put down your name in the
candidate book, and introduce you to some friend who will
second it."
Messrs. Grogan, merchant tailors, lived in a street adjoining
Piccadilly ; the firm had migrated from Ireland, bringing
with them their principal artificer, Mr. Quid (who can efface
from memory his shining wig, darker than the raven's wing,
or his beaming countenance, "ruddier than the cherry"?),
one of the most genial knights of the shears I have ever met.
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Major CHftbid, lighting a weed, and sitting down in a
luxurious chair, said, —
" Now, Quid, be as particular as if you were measuring
me.
Mr.
"To be sure, Major, 1']] be (juite as particular ;-
Schmidt ?"
Here an assistant of German appearance came forward,
ascended a sort of pulpit, and took his pen in hand. Mr.
Quid walked round me. taking a careful survey of my person,
and then, applying his measure, said, —
" Ready, Mr. Schmidt ? Forty-six {grand chi4^ sor)^
twenty-nine and three-quarters (bewtifiil west), thirty-seven
and a half {foine man ; asy to make a coat Jit you, sor). Vest,
forty-three, twinty-two and a half, thirty-two and a quarter.
{Know Captain , sor ? — got a rich wife, I hear ; poor
fellow, he wanted one.) Trouse-s, tvvinty-nine and a quarter,
thirty-two and a half {stand up, plazefull hoight), thirty -nine.
Calf, fifteen (good leg Jor a trouser). That'll do sor, thank
you ; your card, if you please."
Major Clifford and I then duly inspected some patterns,
Mr. Quid giving his opinion.
" Can recommend this, sor, for trousers. Pattern not to
loud,' — style very quiet now, sor."
" That will do, Quid," said my friend. " Thursday to try
on?"
" If you please. Major," said Mr. Quid. " Allow me.''
Here he opened the door and bowed us out with many
genuflections. We then walked down St. James's Street,
and having lunched at the club, strolled across the
Green Park, and shortly found ourselves in the " Row,"
where equestrians were few at that hour. Walking leisurely
towards Kensington Gardens, Major Clifford continued the
conversation we had commenced in the morning.
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*' Mick," said he, " there is one tiling you must promise
me — that no amount of ' old-manning,' or aftectionate
familiarities of that sort, will indtice you to play at cards for
heavy stakes. Every man in society, no doubt ; must some-
times take a hand ; we'll have a few quiet rubbers at our own
quarters, and I believe that I can coach you in card-playing
so as to enable you to hold your own against average players ;
but never go in for being a crack player, or you'll have to
play high. Play only when you are asked to make up a
rubber ; play like a gentleman — as your father did ; win if
you can, but stop when you have reached your limit of loss.
Don't drink while playing, or play with men who do ; and
never play at your club for more than an hour, — it's vulgar to
do so, and has an ' expert' look. 1 have fixed rules for my
own guidance, and I'll tell them to you over a cigar to-night,
and pledge you to adhere to them."
" I have played with my father and Father McQuade and
the doctor," said I, " frequently, and can hold my own fairly ;
but I've no great liking for cards."
" So much the better," said my friend ; '* but if you can
play on equal terms with them, I have no fear of your being
pigeoned here. I have your promise, Mick ?"
" You have," said I, " and I feel very grateful for your
advice."
Had every man on entering life an adviser such as my
friend was to me, how many would escape the snares and
pitfalls from which he so considerately strove to guard my
inexperienced footsteps !
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LKAVKS HAVK JHKIR TIME T(J I'AI.L.
ALTHOUCiH I hud written to Barney on my arrival, 1
had not as yet received any letter from home, and was
beginning to feel anxious. On entering our sitting-room
next morning, I found a letter on the table, addressed in
Barney's handwriting, and on opening it was shocked to
find that its contents were as follows :—
"The Collige," May, 187—.
" Masther Mick, — The ould masther doid yestherday —
rist liis soul I It wor all along o' thim unfortunit pockits an
frittin' about ye. Come home quik, avick ; the berl '11 be
on Satherday. Yures to command, B. Buckawn Philomadth*
P. S. We'll wak him praper."
My grief was deep. My kind father gone for ever from
my sight I There was no time to be lost, for the letter had
been kept by Shusy for two days, in expectation of a visit
from me, and she had brought it only that morning to the
Albany. It was now Thursday. My kind friend was as
much affected as myself, and after a day spent in strict
privacy and in making preparations for my journey, I started
by the evening train for Ireland, and passing through
Dublin without stopping, arrived at Ballyporeen early on the
morning of Saturday. Finding that all the local conveyances
had left for Castle Callighin two hours before my arrival, I
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knew that the funeral must have been fixed for an early
liour, and that it would pass on its way to the family burying-
ground at a cross-roads some three miles distant. I walked
rapidly across country, to an eminence whence an extensive
view could be obtained, and on reaching it I saw the hearse
with some attending equipages ascending a distant hill, the
straight road for nearly two miles being dotted with white
spots like the paper tail of a kite, or a long string of geese
returning home in Indian file. These were the tenantr) ,
adorned with hat-bands. 1 hastened my pace, and at
length, passing the long procession, arrived at the graveyard
just as the funeral reached its gates. I was just in time to
see my father's remains deposited in their last resting-place.
1 will not dwell upon the melancholy details ; the obsequies
were conducted by the bishop of the diocese, assisted by
Father McQuade and all the priests for many miles round.
The tomb having closed over one of the kindest and
best of fathers, I departed to the Castle, and, oppressed
with grief and fatigue, thrtw myself on a couch and sought
relief in repose. Bridget's grief, like mine, was deep and
silent, and she also, worn out with the sad duties she had so
well performed, retired to an early rsst. Irishwomen of her
class are generally demonstrative in their woe, but she con-
trived to control her feelings in her respect for my speechless
sorrow. Early the next forenoon, I was visited by the good
priest and also by Barney, both of whom met me with
downcast eyes, and a kind pressure of the hand that went to
my heart.
" Mick, my son," said Father McQuade, " I'm glad to
see that ye'r bearin' it like a man ; all was done for him
that could be, and you must give your attintion to most
importhant phrivate and public bisniss at won'st."
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" We waked him gran'," said Barney, " for foive noights ;
all the tay an' candles, an' all the whisky an' tobaccy in
Kallyporeen wasn't eniiff ; an' faix, I'm thinkin' all that wos
in the cillar wint too, an' that wasn't a thrifle,— but it wos
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" Thank you both," said I, " I'm sure you did what was
usual and right."
" Now, Mick," continued Father McQuade, " we'll take
the phrivate affairs first. You didn't know it but I did ; yer
father insured his life heavy whan you wor born, an' many
a sthruggle he had to pay thim praymyums, but he did it ;
an' there's ^10,000 comin' to ye, an' that'll pay the dibts,
an' relase the istate. You'll be a snug man now, Mick.
There'll be no sale, nor any ixpince, for all goes to you be
the will. An' maybe we'd bist discoorse now about the
public matthers, for they're importhant, an' won't kape.
You know, or iv you don't ye'U know now, that there's an
election comin' an, an' the writ '11 be out in a week ; there's
no one up yit but Mr. Fane ; his addriss is stuck up all over
the county, but he'd have no chance at all at all agin you ;
an', Mick, me son, yer dyin' fathers last words wor, ' Till
Mick that I lave it an him to stan' for the county the first
chance, for he's young, an' he's cliver, an' you an' Barney's
made a scollard o* him. It couldn't be vvliile I lived, but
'11 rist asier av ye'll say ye'll till him it wor me dyin' requist,
for I know he'll do it.' "
" Father McQuade," said I, "my father's wish is law to
me. I'll stand."'
" Be the modther o' Moses, " said Barney, " we'll giv'
Fane a whalin' that'll keep him from comin' here agin.''
" But, Father McQuade," said I, " time presses, my
address should be out."'
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of manner, jocularity, and tlie ' l)uuikcc ' uiijuliiical niounte-
bankism will not do in the British House of Commons.
The respectable members of the party know this, and stand
aloof as much as they can, giving silent votes, and scarcely
concealing their disgust at the political degradation of
their country. Your natural position is with this section ; you
are one of the few men of old family who have got into
Parliament ; hold to your comparative independence, and
to your seat, as firmly as you can. Being in Parliament
may do you no personal good, but you keep out some de-
magogue who would do you and the country incalculable
harm."
" But." said I, '• do you not really think that this home
rule agitation will die out in a short time?"
" No," replied he, " I think (|uite the contrary. The
leaders believe, or affect to believe, that the liberal party
will at some future time support home rule ; they openly
express their hope and expectation that the present Con-
servative majority will dwindle away, and then the Liberals
will bid for the Irish vote ; they lead the peasantry to think
so. In fact, home rule is a thoroughly democratic, revolu-
tionary, and communist movement, based on agrarianism,
and, in my opinion, will eventually culminate in some overt
act of rebellion. I prophesied the same of Fenianism, for
which home rule is but an a/ias, and was laughed at.
" The Ulysses of home rule is reported to have said, when
addressing the Limerick mob, ' God be with the man who
proves traitor to his country.' Some savage nations whip
their gods when dissatisfied with the result of their invoca-
tions. I should not be surprised were some of the home
rule members shot by their dissatisfied constituents. It is
recorded in the ' Ulster Archaeological Journal ' that during
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the first circuit of assize held in Ireland, some two hundred
and fifty years ago, the juries would not return verdicts,
' whereui)on ' the chronicler relates ' the judges ordered the
sheriff of a northern county, to hang two of the jury, and
the rest of the rogues then did their duty.' An honourable
member lately implored the House of Commons not to repeal
the tax upon fire-arms in Ireland, ' the ten shillings in
question,' said he, ' being all that stands between myself and
eternity,' and, he added, 'I believe other honourable members
entertain similar apprehensions.'
" The man," continued Major Clifford, " who denounces
any home rule member, by name, as a traitor to his country,
incurs an awful responsibility. That this agitation will be
continued I have no doubt ; its leaders remind the people
that Roman Catholic emancipation was brought forward
eighteen times in Parliament before it was carried ; that the
ballot was successful after twenty years' struggle ; that the
Irish Church was considered impregnable, and that Liberal
governments are squeezable. Independent of all this, ' home
rule ' is the only cry left the revolutionary party, and they
cannot give it up."
Walking one day in Pall Mall, I observed a man standing
at a print shop window, his hands in his pockets, and a short
pipe in his mouth. I at once recognised and addressed
Mr. Campbell, who seemed much pleased to meet me.
" I aye thocht we'd forgather agin sune," he said ; '* an
how's a' wi' ye, Mr. Calgin ? — I see yer mimber o' Parlimint
the noo."
'• I have been returned for the county of ," said I.
" I am just going down to the House ; would you like to
come and hear a debate ?"
" Weel, Mr. Calgin," he replied, " I doesna mind gaun
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wi' ye, hut I hae na miickle time to gie till listenin' to
claverin' ; I maun be ofif to Belghum the morn ; but I may
as well put in a while wi ye at ta Hoose, as ye ca' it, the
nicht."
I called a cab, and in a few minutes entered the lobby of
the House. We ascended to the front row of the speakers'
gallery, and not liking to leave my friend alone, I sat beside
him and pointed out several leading members. A home
rule member was addressing the House on the subject of an
Irish Parliament ; he urged that Ireland was unanimously
in favour of home rule. " It's a lee !" said my companion,
so loud as to attract the notice of one of the doorkeepers,
who held a wand, and was decorated with a large gilt badge
of office. Touching the offender with the former he said,
'' Silence, if you please." " Silence yersel," said Mr.
Campbell ; " wha spoke till ye ? Jist keep a * calm sough,*
ma mon, an' pit doon yer bit wattle — yer's michty gran' wi'
yer gowd caffin plate on yer wame ; — ha' a care noo, for gin
ye mioca' me agin, Til poo' yer neb — ye ill-faured loon."
The auditors almost choked with suppressed laughter,
while the offended dignitary signalled to his brethren, and
my interference alone protected mycom[)anion from summary
ejectment.
Here a great commotion took place in the House ; hon.
members on all sides crying " Hear, hear," a certain sign that
some amusing episode was about to be enacted. A stentorian
voice was heard to say, " Mr. Spaker, — I wish to addriss a
few observations to the House, an' as they'll be short I'll not
detain ye long (hear). A grate statesman, Sir Achilles
Standish, wor wan'st ridin' wid the Lord Leftinant an the
sands o' Clontarf, an' his horse pit his fut in a hole ; over he
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wan o' the ould stock (hear), an' an importhant accission to
our pathriotic band — Mr. Callighin, the new mimber for
county ."'
A perfect chorus of " hear, hears " greeted me on rising to
acknowledge the honour. I briefly thanked them for the
reception they had given me ; said that I would give my
best attention to the interests of my country, and resumed
my seat. I overheard comments on my first appearance
which were intended for my ear — " He's a quoit boy, an '
hell go wid the rist," "Give him toime an' a risolution to
sicond now and agin an" he'll warm to the wurk," " He's
too young for the Sacred Commit-tee — he'd talk too much
out o' dhures," and so on.
The members had taken their seats, when an officer of
the House, clad in green uniform decorated with devices of
Irish harps and shamrocks, and covered with gilt buttons
bearing the head of the great O'Connell and the motto
" Erin go bragh,'" walked up the room, with a small basket
in his hand, and distributed numerous letters to the mem-
bers to whom they were addressed. Each of these opened
his letter while awaiting the commencement of business.
On the table lay a paper headed "Special Business — Irish
Fisheries — Discussion thereon.'" Suddenly amazement sat
upon the countenances of those who had perused the con-
tents of their envelopes ; exclamations of " Begorra that's
impident 1 " " Who wrote that now ? '' " Mr. President, we
can't be qucit under this ; some stips must be taken,'' arose
on all sides. It appeared that some wag, probably the
author of the " Dhirty Half Hundred "' sobriquet, had got
wind of the intended discussion, and had compiled the
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IRISH PARLIAMENT.^— April i, 1877.
{From our own Correspofident.)
FISHERY BOUNTIES.
The Hon. Member for Killarney — (Who spoke very
correct English) — I rise, sir, to move that a grant of ^50,000
"'• The l)oroughs named do not now return members, but will be in-
cluded in the two hundi^ed boroughs to be revived, provided tliey each
contain 5'Z>d;;/;/^/ j/^^t? "). If
there's any money goin' I put in for
Hon. Member for Skerries — Malaide's the best oyster
out, an the nearest to Doblin ; yez can ate thim just out of
the watther ; the inhabitants of this great metropolis —
Hon. Member for Greenore — Begorra, Carlingford's
betther oysters, an there's a railway to oarry thim.
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Hon. Member for Ballybuninarber — Rid Bank's the
queen of oysters — {/lear, hear, " dhvle a doubt of tt,'^) — thim
an a glass of Jamison's or Kinahan's goes well together.
Hon. Member for Garmoyle — Carrick's worth them
all put together — they're tin toimes as big — a dozen goes to
a creel ; they're the best for roastin' by far.
Hon. Member for Strangford — There's the Ringhad-
dys they catch in Killinchy Bay ; they're a grand oyster if
yez feed thim till they get fat.
Hon. Member eor Ballydermodybog — Is cockles an'
periwinkles fish ? I've seen the weemen an' childer picking
them out of the shell wid pins, and atin thim. {Qiiestio?t.)
There's clams, too
The HON. Member for Killarney had listened attent-
ively to the observations of hon. members, but was not
prepared to express any opinion on the relative merits of
the oysters mentioned, or to say whether cockles, periwinkles,
or clams were fish.
Hon. Member for Kilballygorman — I've heered no
mention of herrins ; herrins and " potatoes an' point," or
" dab at the stool," forms a great part of the doit of the
Irish.
The Hon. Member Killarney — Well, no doubt her-
rings are fish, and will come under the supervision of the
Commissioners. I propose, sir, that a grant of ;£^5 0,000 —
Hon. Member for Skibbereen — By're lave — I rise, sir,
to propose an amindment. I move, sir, that a tax be put
upon expatriation — I mane exportation — of oysters to
England. {Hear.) We can now tax ourselves, without
riferince to the British Parliament. {ITcar.)
Hon. Member for Ballymena — Free Trade's against
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Hon. Memi!f:r for Killaspugmullane.- — Free trade
be ,{Ordcr.) Why shouldn't we ate our oysters, instead
of sinding thim to l^ngland to fatten thim gormandizing
Sazons ? {Hear.) Let them ate their natives {hear,) thin av
we ate more oysters, we'll drink more of Guinness's porther,
an' help Oirish manufacturers. {A voice in the gallery —
Guinness doesuH care a about your custom ; ifs India
drinks his"—
and s,reat confusion,) Well, we'll drink more
whisky. (" Hear,'' from the Hon. Member for Parsonstown.)
Hon. Member for Knockaghcarbanduff — Sir, I am
teetotaller. {Oh !) I l^elieve there are many hon. members
who are also abstemious. (No, no,) — {Question.) Hon.
members cry question. I am in order, sir ; and, as a
member of the Temperance Union, I protest against a grant
of public money to fisheries, and feel bound to throw cold
water on the hon. member for Killarney's proposal. Fsecond
the amendment. •
Hon Member for Dherree — Sir, there's Greencastle
oysters, as good as any ; but I'm sib to Maggie Weelson, who
was drooned in Scotland for refusin' to sign the Solemn
League an' Covenant, and a' the dragoons o' that deevil
Glaverhoose gin he wor leevin, wadna gar me vote this siller
( sc ratch y or self, a fid bUss the Duke of A rgyL . ) I'll n ot scratch
niysel — yer an onmanerly chiel {sing, sing).
Hon Member for Ballybogle — I rise, sir, as the repre-
sentative of a leading northern constituency, to oppose the
motion of the House, on liigher grounds than the hon.
member who has just resumed his seat ; my constituents, sir,
object to this grant on constitutional principles. We object,
sir, to be taxed for the purpose (for that is the Jesuitical object
of the hon. member) of reducing the price of oysters to the
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priests of Connaught {order order) and the inhabitants of this
disloyal metropolis. ( Uproar.) There's 200,000 Orangemen
in Ulster, and we'll never submit to be taxed for such Romish
objects {sensation.) Where's the money to come from ?
there's no Consolidated Fund now, and we've lost the
subsidy to the Holyhead mail boats {bedad ive have.) We'll
hoist the blue banner [Here a scene without parallel
took place, hon. members jumping on the benches, and
gesticulating all together. The hon. member for Ballybogle
blowing his nose loudly with an orange handkerchief; when
order was restored, the hon. member for the "City of the
Violated Treaty" rose and said] —
Sir, I move that progress be reported. If the debates of
this assembly are to be conducted in this way, the sooner we
adjourn sine die the better. Home Rule {boo., boo,) I fondly
expecte^l, would unite all sections of the Irish people.
{yeers.) Well, if it doesn't we'll know why. " Woe to the
man who proves traitor to his country ;" we're the strongest
and 'ill put down the minority {burn them,') and we'll begin
by putting thim noisy mimbers below the gangway out at
that door {Derry walls.) Ireland must be free. [Here
several representatives for northern constituencies whistled
together the tune of the " Protestant boys," the hon. member
for Blackerstown appearing to lead. This provoked reprisals,
and several hon. members on the Treasury bench sang the
" Wearin' of the green." the stentorian voice of the hon.
member for Gormanstown being audible above the others ;
symptoms of a general scrimmage appearing, at a hint from
tl e Speaker, the gas was turned off, and the House dispersed
after the most uproarious scene your reporter ever witnessed
in nny parliamentry assembly.]
'• Mr. Prisidint," said an athletic young member, " I'll
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resint this ; it's an awdashus loybel. There's a mimber of
the Junior Carlton that writes novels ; I'll go an' put a cate-
ghorical quistion to him, an' if he confisses, I'll ax him to
come out into the street, an' sittle it there."
" You'd betther let him alone," said another member ;
" he's got svvharms o' thim Orangemin at his back, an' they'd
march up from the black north, an' saze Doblin in a min-
nit"
" I'll pit a detictive an the thrack, anyhow," said the first
speaker, " an' iv I cotch the writher I'll "
The president here rang his bell, and a discussion took
place on the order of the day. The messenger again entered
during its progress, and distributed more letters.
" Mr. Prisidint," said the same pugnacious member,
"here's more o' thini sqhihs ; it"s disgraceful {read, read);
it's poethry this toime {read); I'll rade it."
HOME RULE— A VISION.
Methought I saw on Tara's Hill,
Where Pain's kings were crowned,
A multitude its summit fill
For man}' a rood around.
The smoke of " pigtail '" floated thick
From every " boy's "' " dhudeen : "'
And high in air waved many a stick.
And fluttered banners green.
The crowd swayed here, the crowd swayed there ;
There was an awful scrooge ;
And on the platform, o'er the chair,
Rose an umbrella huge.
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Beneath its shade a burly form,
Crowned with a gold " caubeen,"
With arms extended, hushed the storm,
As he, only, could, I ween.
And when he spake in rolling tones
And solemn — ceased the din :
You might have heard upon the stones
The dropping of a pin.
" Who would be freemen — know ye not,
Themselves must strike the blow ?
Look down from this historic spot
O'er the green vales below.
Where Brian bold th' invader met
On Clontarf 's roUing plains,
From daybreak till the sun had set
He slew the flying Danes."
Erin — A " melancholy ocean " thee
Encircles as a zone,
But Gem-like, of the Western Sea,
Thou shin'st the star alone.
Thy sons are brave, thy daughters fair.
Thy soil is dear to me,
Before high heaven, this day, I swear,
Fair isle — thou shall be free I
And as he spoke, this kinglike man
Enrapt the people kept :
Anon, they cheered him for a span :
Anon they laughed, or wept.
Beware, he said, my friends, beware,
Who for me fought and d/er/;
Traitors, and turncoats, too, will dare
To caper when I'm dead.
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Onk, who from his early love has strayed,
w'ill draw full many in ;
Each blatant Ass will masquerade
In the dead Lion's skin.
Their brays and squeaking penny-trumps
St. Stephen's will not move ;
Not one among them's got my bumps,
Or can triumphant prove.
To farmers' boys, and such milksops,
To greenhorns who are willing.
To stable-helps and Dolly-mops ^
They'll sell cards at a " shilhng.
Some cracked professors, and some dupes,
Some pigeons carrying letters.
Some urchins, scarce emerged from hoops.
May qualify for fetters.
Dogs who mean fighting do not bark.
What use this flash of powder ?
(And here the Spectre's brow grew dark
And voice of thunder louder.)
Come forth, come forth before the day 1 1
And truly tell the Nation
" We'll stand no trifling "—boldly say, ^
" Home Rule means— Separation !
A great commotion here arose, and showers of execrations
were hurled at the head of the unknown author.
At this juncture I ventured to say,— , • ^ „
" Well, home rule does mean separation, doesn t it .
At this unlucky observation the president rose, and ad-
dressing the whip, said,— ^r r- ^^^
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ghin," said he, turning to me, " what you say is true, but it
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dropped her glove, which I took up and presented to her.
She thanked me very pohtely, we entered into conversation,
and after a short walk together I took my leave and we
separated.
A few evenings afterwards we again met in the gardens,
and renewed our acquaintance. She was tall of stature, had
an exquisite figure, and was dressed with extreme ta?,te ; her
eyes and features, so far as visible, were very beautiful.
She wore a respirator, and spoke with a melodious lisp.
Our acquaintance thus commenced, soon ripened into
intimacy ; she became the companion of my evening walks,
and I shortly asked and obtained permission to visit her at
her residence in Terrace. In her promenades she was
always accompanied by a gigantic footman, and at home by
an elderly and agreeable companion. I never met any other
visitor at her house, which was superbly furnished, and from
the style of its appointments I concluded that she must be
in the enjoyment of an ample fortune. She was an excellent
musician, and I spent several afternoons listening to her
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T need not say that I soon began to perceive that our
accjuaintance was ripening into a mutual attachment. She
always wore the respirator, and on asking her why she did
so, she informed me that the air of London was so impure
that her physician had enjoined her not to dispense with
one.
I mentioned our acquaintance to Major Clifford, and on
my describing her appearance, he said, —
** By Jove, Mick, you'll be a fortunate man if you win
her. She is the sole heiress of old Grub, the dustman ; but
she is an accomplished woman, has no brothers, and I
quite approve of your suit. But I may as well tell you that
I have known sever il fellows who ' we'nt in ' for her, but
somehow none of them succeeded ; and all of them were very
reserved on the subject. You have this advantage, how-
ever, you are an Irishman, and your countrymen are more
successful with the fair sex than we are. ' Go in,' my boy,
and carry her off if you can."
My suit progressed rapidly and well. I composed and
sang to her accompaniment the following song, expressive
of my sensations, being as yet too diffident to speak : —
" Had'st thou the power of hidden thoughts discerning,
Thoughts that have touched the spirits tenderest chords,
Then mightest thou see the feelings that are burning
Deep in my bosom, far too deep for words.
As yet, content and happy in thy smiling,
I linger in thy presence unreproved ;
But dread that I might lose that light beguiling
If once I dared to whisper that I loved.
Fain would I ask of thee some look or token
That e'en of hope the most remote might tell ;
But fear some word of mine, too warmly spoken,
Might rouse displeasure, and dissolve the spell.
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They say that faithful hearts 'twere well to cherish,
So many false ones in this world we see ;
Then wilt thou bid a true and fond one perish,
That waits its doom of life or death from thee !"
My inamorata seemed never wearied of my impassioned
singing of this song, which she called her " favourite," into
which I threw my whole soul.
Thus encouraged I continued my attentions, and after
several more delightful strolls in the gardens at the witching
hour of twilight, I ventured one evening to pour forth my
tale of love. She responded in such a manner as to con-
vince me that my advances were more than agreeable to
her, and we walked together later than usual. I spoke of
the happiness I anticipated in her society, and expressed
my willingness to accompany her to a more temperate
climate where she might breathe the soft and pure air
recommended by her physician ; but she reassured me by
saying that her constitution was strong, and, indeed, I
never could understand how it could be otherwise, as her
figure was remarkably robust, and she always presented an
appearance of vigorous health. On this happy occasion we
conversed as we had never done before, using those words
of endearment which are usual between those who feel
assured of each other's love. For the first time we called
each other by our Christian names ; hers was a beautiful
one — "Marian."
" Mick," said Marian, " you are all that I could wish in
every particular ])ut one, your name ; could you change it
to oblige me ? Perhaps you may have a second, which
you could adopt as a substitute. I do not admire ' Mick,'
and, besides that, owing to my lispth, I cannot pronounce
words or rtames containing letters that are ' dentals,' you
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Mich Clace in Parliament, if my constituents, upon a frank expla-
na'tion of my changed opinions, again select me as their
representative Of this I have not much hope, my views
being now too cosmopolitan, and not compressible within
the limited political vision of a Connaught constituency.
Suffice it to say I am now, by conviction, neither a Saxon,
("elt, Gael, Cambrian, nor Manxman ; I know no distinc-
tion of race, and see no necessity for more than one legis-
lature ; my bouquet is composed of roses, thistles, sham-
rocks, leeks, and the wild heath of Mona. I am, in f£ict, a
'• citizen of the British Empire."
If there is to be what our Yankee cousins call a " diffi-
culty" about '' home rule,' I will, like other true men, whet
the " sabre of my sires." My ancestors fought for king and
country in the olden time, both in England and Ireland,
and are ready to do it again.
This, after I had written it, I perceived to be a '' bull,'' but
it is a loyal one, so let it remain.
My Saxon friends, no doubt, called me " Pa;t j" it was
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not done insultingly, but as a term of familiar endearment,
such as " Old man," " Well, my sportsman," etc. I did
not therefore feel constrained, as Father McQuade had
enjoined, to crack their crowns, but rather to crack their
bottles, which I did, much to their satisfaction and my own.
They did not vilify my nation, but, on the contrary, at the
farewell convivial banquet at which I was launched into
matrimony, melodiously pledged themselves in flowing bum-
pers of *' Donnington" that " Pat" was a "jolly good fellow,"
and I, in return, drank the health of my warm-hearted Saxon
hosts, and thus poured out the feelings of my heart in song :
*• From the land of the Fenians a stranger T came,
With nothing about me to charm ye ;
Deficient alike both in wealth and in fame,
With nought but my brogue and my blarney.
Ve true hearts ne'er doubted but mine was as true,
And harbored no thought that could hann ye ;
So you gave me the right hand of fellowship too,
Despite of my tongue and my blarney.
Go, search the world round, you may travel, nor find,
All the way from Fair Head to Killarney,
Better chaps than the Saxons, nor welcome as kind
As I got with my brogue and my blarney."
I have also always thought that when love ends in mar-
riage, as it ought to do in well regulated society, the curtain
should drc'p for good, and not be again raised ; that the
actors in ti^.e drama should not be required to reveal the
circumstances oi ihtvc penetralia^ but should be imagined as
living in a state of domestic bliss, involving the enjoyment
of all those blessings popularly assumed as contributing to
mundane felicity. Why should the public microscope be
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turned full upon them ? Whose business is it whether two
or six dear little damp-nosed darlinp;s sit around the table
in high chairs at my matutinal family meal, with napkin
tucked under their chins ? Why should Mrs. Cjrundy be
allowed to peer behind the scenes ? She has had the privi-
lege of sitting in the stalls or boxes, and of witnessing the
antecedent progress of love and courtship, culminating in
matrimony ; she has had, in addition, a large slice of the
bride-cake ; therewith let her be content. Never, in any
book that 1 may write, shall her impertinent curiosity be
indulged ; let the old lady gabble and wonder " how they
are getting on" as much as she likes, I shall not be induced
to follow the bad example of those writers who pander to
her inquisitiveness by entering into details much better left
to the imagination of the reader. I, for my part, when I
arrive at the happy termination of a romance, always " cut"
the concluding pages, with the feeling that having enjoyed
the honey, I will not mar its flavor by devouring the comb.
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When I arrived with my bride at Ballyporeen, much to
our surprise we found the station decorated with flags, and
the platform crowded with the peasantry of the barony, who
greeted us with vociferous cheers. Ropes were quickly
attached to our carriage, and we were drawn in triumph to
Castle Callighin, by relays of stalwart " gosthoons " posted
at various points along the road. On reaching the entrance
gates we passed under an arch made of evergreens, sur-
mounted by the green flag of Erin, and decorated with
mottoes of " Marie, yer welcome," " Success to ye, Mick,
abouchal," and a full-length portrait of Marie, painted by a
native artist from a photograph I had sent over to Bridget.
Crowds of children lined the avenue, scattering flowers as
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we passed. On the ste,. of the Castle stood Father Mc-
Qiiade, Barney, and IVidget, who enfolded my bride in her
ruddy arms and almost smothered her with kisses. Refresh-
ments were liberally provided, numerous fiddles squeaked
in melodious strains, and Marie led oft' her first jig with
Father McQuade, who gyrated with an agility surprising in
one of his advanced years and portly proportions. I danced
with Mary, now herself a happy bride (I hope my own did
not see the smack with which she greeted me). As the
evening closed in, bonlires were lighted on the adjoining
hills, one of large dimensions, built upon a raft in the centre
of the lake, illuminating the whole country around by tne
reflection from its surface.
What was my astonishment on seeing my Seven Dials
acquaintance, " Sodger Danny," covered with sheaves of
ballads, which he sang to admiring groups, the most popu-
lar being one in the Irish language, of which I have attempted
the following translation : —
♦'MARIE OF BALLYPOREEN."
The (lay was sunshiney, the sea at Killiney
Danced sparkling with wavelets of emerakl green,
When over the briny, 'mid yachts great and tiny,
Came the glad ship that bore thee to IJallyporeen.
Kind greeting we gave her, the men cried '* Ood save her,"
The women cried ' ' Marie, yer welcome, cushleen ;"
The maidens for hours culled shamrocks and flowers,
To brighten'the footsteps of Marie, our queen.
Without any blarney, the groves of Killarncy
Melodiously whispered her name, avourneen ;
The blackbirds and thrushes in the berry-gemmed bushes,
.Sang ** Marie, sweet Marie of liallypoieen."
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Hills, glens and wikhvoods, the joy-cry of childhood,
The strong cheer of manhood re-echoed between ;
The lake's gentle billow, murmuring close to her pillow,
Hushed softly her slumbers, the darlint colleen.
( hh, ^ay thou won't le£.ve us, for sadly 'twould grieve us,
[f the good ship that bore thee, departing were seen ;
Of thee we will cherish, till memory shall perish,
P,iight visions, fair Marie of Ballyporeen.
On the following morn the sunbeams shone on the ven-
erable mansion as brightly as on the day of my departure.
But my kind father? As loving children we strewed
autumnal flowers on his grave.
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" Amid those groves I walk oft for my health,
And to the fishes, birds, and beasts give heed,
How they are fed in forest, spring, and lake.
And their contentment for ensam le take."
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ON the margin of a beautiful bay on the western coast of
Ireland stands a castellated building, the central por-
tion of which dates from the invasion of Strongbow, the
remainder having been added in the course of successive
centuries. Viewed from the sea the structure presents an
imposing appearance, and conveys to the mind of the
spectator ideas of the feudal power and grandeur that, no
doubt, formerly attached to the ancient stronghold.
The prospect looking seaward from the castle is one of
the finest in Ireland ; on the south-east and west the curved
shore of the bay extends nearly thirty miles, terminating in a
bold headland, over which the tops of distant mountains
appear dimly visible ; on the north coast the vast Atlantic
waves heave their swelling bosoms towards the sky, the hull
of some distant vessel now appearing on their summits, and,
as it were, sinking into the vast trough of the sea, then
rising again slowly, and becoming for a moment visible upon
the topmost surface of the wave. At sunset the view west-
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ward across the wide expanse of waters present one of the-
most lovely scenes of nature ; the sun throwing a lurid ray-
across the bay, and lighting up the western slopes of the
distant mountains, while the eastern acclivities are thrown
into deep gloom, disappears for a short interval behind
the intervening headland, and then apparently sets in the
sea at its base, its glorious orb seeming to vanLsli gradually
into an abyss, while the whole horizon is lluminated witli
the golden tinge of its decHning beams.
At the rear of the building arise several rocky eminences
covered with a natural growth of holly, hazel, and arbutus,
and separated by deep grassy glades of the greenest ver-
dure ; through one of these runs a brook of clear wpter,
which, after falling over numerous small cascades, discharges
itself into the sea a little northward of the castle ; through
another glen, for nearly five miles, runs the winding road by
which it is approached from the public highway.
The original fortalice, for such from its great strength and
extent it certainly must have been in the earlier centuries of
its existence, was erected on the extensive territories of the
Desmonds, then the most powerful of the Irish chieftains,
and was wrested from their grasp by the English invader,
who granted it, with large adjacent territory, to the family
of De Burgho, in whose possession it remained at the date
of this narrative.
Deserted and in desolation as this ancient seat of the D e
Burghos appeared to be, there yet lingered about its precincts
traces of civilized habitation. Shrubs not of indigenous
origin, although uncultured and neglected, attested the fact
that at no distant period some person of horticultural taste
inhabited the castle ; while winding walks, garden flowers
now grown wild, and disputing possession of the soil with
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luxuriant weeds of every class, and curiously contrived
grottos, adorned with shells and stones of quaint formation,
give proof of feminine refinement, and a study of the pictur-
esque not common in days when landscape gardening was
in its earliest intiancy.
My professional duties as an engineer and geologist had
sometimes obliged me to visit this remote district, and as it
was distant more than forty miles from the nearest town, I
always came provided with a week's supply of necessaries,
and occupied an apartment which I had, with the good will
of the elderly custodienne, fitted up with the simplest furni-
ture required for its occasional occupation. vSix months had
now elapsed since my last visit, and I had then left her alone
in her solitary abode. The owner. Colonel De Burgho, she
informed me, had not visited the castle for more than twenty
years, and had gone abroad, leaving her in charge. A
small monthly stipend was remitted to her through the par-
ish priest, but she never expected, she said, to see her
master again. My society relieved the monotony of her
existence, and she always expected to " hear tell " of him on
the recurrence of my visits.
I had formed the acquaintence of the agent of the estate
in Dublin, but could never ascertain more from him than
that the Colonel had lived abroad for many years, and had
not intimated any intention of returning ; I was, therefore
unable to gratify " Mary McGlone's " longing for news of
her absent master.
Faithful Mary McGlone, how many long evenings have
she and I sat upon the grass sward beneath the ivy-covered
wall of the terrace in front of the castle, I listening while
she recounted the ancient glories of the " ould De Burghos,"
as she fondly called them, and lamented their decadence
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and the prolonged absence of the lai-t of his race, for the
Colonel had no sons, his wife having died young, leaving
him the parent of two daughters, who Mary had never seen.
It was my custom, the massive door of the entrance hall
having rusted on its hinges, to discharge my conveyance at
the end of the terrace, and to carry my luggage to the door
of Mary McGlone's apartment, which opened upon it.
What was my surprise, on arriving at the castle one evening
in the month of June, i86 — , to hear the sound of a harpsi-
chord, accompanied by the deep tones of a beauti." il con-
tralto ; I stopped, listened with rapt attention. The fair
songstress suddenly ceased, but continued to draw from the
harpsichord, the soft throbbing chords which, on that charm-
ing instrument, seem like distant music borne across the
waters, as if the thoughts of the performer were far away in
dreamland, communing with the spirit of melody, for that
from such invisible source must eminate the enchanting im-
provisations with which some accomplished musicians de-
light their audiences, I cannot have a doubt. Suddenly the
music ceased ; I stood some moments hesitating whether I
should proceed or retrace my footsteps. It was evident that
the long-wished-for owner had returned to the home of his
ancestors, and motives of delicacy forbade me to intrude as
an unbidden and, perhaps, unwelcome guest ; but I had
dismissed my conveyance, night was approaching, and
there was no other shelter to be obtained without walking
several miles. I at length decided upon seeing my old
friend Mary McGlone, and being guided by her advice ; I
therefore proceeded to her hospitable domicile, where I
found her, as usual busied with her domestic duties. She,
to my great relief, expressed herself overjoyed to see me,
and said that I would now be no longer her but the Colonel's
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guest, and that he had desired her, should I arrive in his ab-
sence to make me welcome, and invite me to remain as long
as suited my convenience.
" Although," said she, *' the Colonel has been so many-
years in foreign parts, his heart is Irish still. Neither he
nor his forefathers ever shut the door against a stranger ;
and, indeed, I have told him so much about your visits
here that he does not look upon you as such, and longs, as
he says to renew his acquaintance with you ; and, oh sir I
but the young ladies are born beauties ; the eldest is dark,
like her father, and the youngest is fair, as her mother was ;
and they are as good as they are beautiful ; but 1 will tell
the Colonel that you have arrived.'
Going out upon the terrace, I was awaiting Mary's return,
when I saw approaching from its other extremity a middle-
aged gentleman of military bearing, and two ladies. On
my advancing to meet tliem Colonel De Burgho, holding
out his hand, said, —
" We are delighted, Mr. Mervyn, to have the pleasure of
your company ; allow me to introduce my daughters, — this
is Norah, and this Kathleen."
Thus hospitably welcomed, I expressed my sense of his
great kindness to a stranger, and explained that I had for
some years taken the liberty of paying an annual visit to his
worthy representative, Mary McGlone, of whose carefulness
and fidelity I expressed a high opinion.
" Yes " said Colonel De Burgho, " Mary is one of that
class of faithful domestics now only to be found in rural
districts, and attached to old families, in which they have
been brought up. I have seen several of her class in the
south of France, and also in Italy, but few or none in Eng-
land; contact with London and Parisian servants has effaced
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those kindly feelings which once existed between the heads
of families and their dependents, and formed one of the
t harms of country residence in England. All this is changed
now ; servants object to long engagements, particularly
females, whose minds are now entirely occupied, not with
their duties, but with fashions in dress, chances of matri-
mony, and public amusements ; and they seem to have
formed an opinion that those objects are best attained by
frequent change of service. In passing through London, 1
wished to engage an attendant for my daughters, and, at my
request, one of my tradesmen directed several applicants to
call at my hotel ; their requirements and expectations, how-
ever, were so ridiculous that I failed to form any engagement.
At length, one morning when I was out, a young person
called ; my valet, in my absence, had an interview with her,
and finding her testimonials good, and that she was satisfied
with the wages offered, made an appointment to meet me
on the following morning. Slie left, but in a few moments
returned, and said, —
" ' Your master and young ladies are in London now, but
where is his family residence ? '
" ' In Ireland, miss,' he replied.
" ' Ireland 1 the idea of my going to Ireland ! Why, my
good man, did you not tell me this at once ? You've been
deceiving me, and wasting my time. Ireland indeed ! '
And off she went in great indignation.
" My daughters, however, rejoiced that they did not im-
port a servant of this class, as they have found an intelligent
maiden here, a niece of Mary's who they are educating as
their attendant. But," continued he, " I have all this time
been forgetting my duties as a host ; you have travelled far
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an-hour. We dine early, and thus, if ^the],evenings are fine,
have time for a sail on the bay, or a stroll through the
woods, afterwards."
" Thanks, Colonel," I replied ; " nothing could be more
delightful, and from my former experience I think there will
be a glorious sunset this evening.
We dined in an apartment with windows opening on the
terrace, and 1 observed that Norah cast many a longing
look over the boundless ocean. During dinner our conversa-
tion turned upon the antiquity ot the castle, and the beauty
of its vicinity, compared with the bleak desolation of the
country surrounding.
Colonel De Durgho informed me that he had returned to
his home about a month previously, having landed at Cork,
and hired a small vessel to bring him round the coast ; that
his arrival was not known in the county, and I had been, as
yet, his only visitor.
'* And, indeed," said he, " my nearest neighbour resides
at twenty miles distance ; that is rather too far for visiting,
and until I repair and furnish a few rooms in this delapidat-
ed abode, I fear I must deny myself and daughters the
pleasure of female society. You I am aware, though not a
soldier, belong to a kindred profession, and have been ac-
customed to campaigning ; you will, I know, excuse the
somewhat rough bivouac we have to offer, you."
I assured my kind host that my quarters were all that I
could wish, and, stepping on the terrace, he observed, —
"This is an evening for a sail; I will have the boat
brought round the point, where she lies in a small natural
harbour, and we can embark at the old jetty below the
castle." And turning to his daughters, he said, "Bring your
harp and guitar, my dears ; Mr. Mervyn, I am sure, is fond
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In a few minutes we were afloat in a well-appointed and
capacious boat provided with comfortable seats for'ard. My
host, having desired the boatman to await his return, we
shoved off, and were soon sailing westward before a fresh
though gentle breeze.
" Mr. Mervyn," said my host, " I have always found that
it detracts very much from the pleasure of a short boating
excursion to have boatmen on board ; all free conversation
is impossible before such auditors ; they misunderstand
much that is said, and retail it with their own commentaries)
laying the foundation among their class of the most absurd
stories regarding the mode of life and conversation of their
superiors. As I am an experienced sailor I can dispense
with their services, and will hold the sheet and steer, if you
will kindly keep a look-out ahead."
As the nearest objects ahead were the beautiful forms of
his lovely daughters, I said, with the greatest sincerity, that
1 should have much pleasure in complying with his wishes.
Norah and Kathleen were seated in the bow, and I, on
the seat opposite, enjoyed the prospect exceedingly. To
open the conversation 1 remarked, —
''This boat, I am sure, was not built or fitted on this
coast."
" No," said my host, " I purchased her ready fitted out at
Southampton, and brought her with me to Cork, whence she
was towed here. My daughters and I have been so accus-
tomed to sail about on the Mediterranean, that I knew we
could not get on here without our favourite pastime ; we
have enjoyed a sail almost every evening since we arrived."
Our conversation then became general, Norah and
Kathleen vying with their father in describing in glowing
colours the beauty of the scenery on the Italian coast, and
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their freijuent excursions into the interior. " And yet," said
they, "there is so much to interest and employ us here that
we have never enjoyed ourselves more than since wc arrived
at home."
" Norah, my love," said Colonel DeBurgho, "we shall be
almost becalmed for a few minutes, let us have a song."
Norah took her harp, — one of those small harps which,
I think, are peculiar to Ireland, — and having attuned its
strings, sang in the same deep contralto I had overheard on
my arrival, and with a pathos and expression indescribable,
the following song : —
" Speeding fleetly o'er the ocean
Sails the bark that bears my love ;
Waft him, wmds, my soul's devotion.
Guard him, angels, with thy love ;
Fleetly speeding, guard my love.
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Though the boundless sea, dividing,
Rolls between us, dearest love,
O'er its bosom swiftly gliding,
Hither, hither, comes my love ;
Hither, hither, comes my love.
See, oh see I the good ship's nearing.
Her white wing spreads, Hke Noah's dove ;
My home the ark where he, endeared.
Shall rest, awearied, — oh my love !
Rest, awearied, — oh, my love."
The last notes of the refrain floated away seaward down
the breeze, followed by the beautiful and expressive glance of
the fair songstress, and methought 1 heard a gentle sigh
accompany them to their wished-for destination. My host
broke the silence by saying, —
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** Thank you, my dear, it is a very Ijeaiitifiil song."
" Mr. Mervyn," .said Kathleen, " Mary tells us you are
musical, and speaks in raptures of your violin playing ; I
wish we had asked you to bring your instrument this
evening, — we shall not forget to do so next time. But you
sing, too, we are told ; will you favour us with a song ?"
Possessing a good baritone voice and a natural taste for
music, I had cultivated the divine art with as much assiduity
as my small opportunies allowed ; I at once, therefore,
complied with Kathleen's request by singing one of our
national melodies, in which fair " Nora Creina" figured very
prominently, in a style that elicited very flattering encomiums
from my audience.
The guitar was then produced, on which Kathleen played
charming accompaniments, while she and Norah sang, at
intervals, beautiful notturnos, barcarolles, and Sicilian duets,
during which performances my host put the boat's head
shoreward, 'and we shortly landed, after enjoying the most
delightful evening I had ever spent.
A light supper followed, enlivened by playful sallies
between Mary and her " childer," as she familiarly called
the sisters. The Colonel and I lighted cigars and walk'^'d
on the terrace until darkness warned us that it was time to
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** Grave was the man in years, in looks, in word ;
His locks were grey, yet was his courage green ;
Of worth and might the noble l>adge lie wore,
Old scars of grievous wounds received of yore."
AFTER breakfast next morning Colonel De Burgho
said, —
" I shall be glad, Mr. Mervyn, if you can place a day or
two at my disposal ; I wish to consult you about my plans
for the renovation of my long-deserted castle, — that is to
say, I have as yet really formed no plans ; what I rather
meant to propose was that we should inspect the premises,
and the estate, which is very considerable in extent, and
discuss together the best means of making the former
habitable, and the latter more productive. From the
experience I have gathered during my foreign residence, I
am led to believed that much might be done to develop its
resources — that, I think, is the correct phrase. As regards
the building, it is so vast that to repair the whole of it would
be an almost impossible task for a man of even the largest
fortune to attempt ; but a judicious selection may be made,
and as I now contemplate residing here for the remainder of
my life, I cannot too soon mature some plan, and partially
carry it out, before the winter sets in."
I replied that nothing would give me greater pleasure
than to assist him in giving effect to his views, and that as I
had traversed every portion of the estate, I could, I telt
confident, suggest several ways of improving its value, at no
very considerable cost.
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De Burgho said,
" Well, then, we will spend to-day in inspecting the
demesne attached to the castle ; it is, or was, some three
thousand acres in extent, and my directions to my agent on
leaving home were to keep it always in hand, which he
writes me he has done, although he has latterly pressed me
to let oft' some portions which could be profitably rented ;
and, by the way," said he, "I may as well inform you at
once of my position when I inherited the property, which
forms but a fourl s part of the possessions of my ancestors,
and of my presen, hopes and expectations.
" 1 was born here," he continued, *' and was my father's
only child. My mother died in my infancy, and I may say
my only early instructors were the good priest of the parish,
and your friend, my former nurse, Mary McGlone, who
under my mother's auspices had, fortunately for me, received
a better education than persons of her class generally
acquire. All the knowledge these kind guardians of my
youth possessed they imparted to me, and I grew up here,
not well educated indeed, but not in absolute ignorance,
till I had reached the years of manhood.
" A place like this has great attractions for a youth of
vigorous constitution and active proclivities. I enjoyed
the sports of the field and the mode of life pursued by my
father, whose house was always full of guests, to whom he
dispensed liberally a rough but abundant hospitality.
When I had almost reached my twenty-first birthday, and
preparations were being made for celebrating my majority
by the usual festivities, my dear father met with an accident
in the hunting-field, from which he never rallied, and, after
a few weeks' severe suftering he died, leaving me sole
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inheritor of a heavily encumbered estate and a dilapidated
castle.
Having paid the last honours to his remains, I took
counsel with some old friends of my family, and they
advised me to sell so much of the property as would
discharge the debt, which I very reluctantly agreed to do,
as it involved parting with nearly three-fourths of it. When
the sales were effected, I found myself owner of a vastly
diminished rental and territory, but release.'! from debt and
die importunities of creditors, who had made my father's
life miserable ; and also free to travel, and see the world
while I was yet young.
I had reason, not many years afterwards, to congratulate
myself on having taken this course, for, had I delayed, the
'great depreciation in the value of property, resulting from
the famine of 1846, would have ruined mo, as it did so
many indebted proprietors ; what I sold realized good
prices, and left me a respectable remnant of the ancestral
estate intact.
" While upon this topic," continued the Colonel, " I may
as well observe that, in my opinion, no more cruel act of
jurliament ever passed the legislature than that called the
' Encumbered Estates Act,' and none to which the aphorism
" fiat experimentum in corpore vili ' more truly applies. Sir
Robert Peel, no doubt, was a great statesman, but he was a
man of apprehensive, nervous political temperament ; and
indeed, all English statesmen of that era acted upon a
' panic view,' both as regards free trade in corn, and Irish
legislation ; both these measures wen cj rried by an impul-
sive * spurt.' Against the principle of either I do not mean
to argue ; but they should have been more i)rospective in
iheir operntion. As it was, the unfortunate Irish landlord
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had at the same time to encounter the potatoe famine and
a heavy depreciation in the price of grain and cattle ; the
English markets, as the result of the sudden abolition of
the corn duties, being at once deluged with unusually large
importations of foreign produce. At this juncture, mort.
gages, influenced by panic and greed, suddenly foreclosed
to an enormous extent, lodged petitions for sale, and hurried
into the market millions of acres in the south and west of
Ireland, which are bought up by land speculators, many of
them the petitioning creditors, at half their value. Hun-
dreds of the old families of the country were thus suddenly
ousted and thrown upon the world without a shilling, and
where they have all vanished to is incomprehensible.
" Had the act been prospective, allowing some two or
three years to elapse before becoming operative, many of
these unfortunates would now be in my happier position, of
having a portion of their estates left to them ; but the cry
in parliament then was, ' Force the embarrassed proprietors
to sell ; capitalists will buy them out, settle, improve the
country, employ the people, and emigration will cease.'
This cry was irresistible, backed up as it was by the whole
Manchester party, with Peel and Cobden at their head ;
and many of the old Irish proprietors were swept away,
unpitied and unwept. In some few instances capitalists
did take their places, but by far the greater number of
purchasers were speculators, who at once proceeded to clear
he land of population, with the view of reselling at a profit,
which many of them have since done.
" Sir Robert Peel, as also those who succeeded him, I
repeat, were impulsive, sensational legislators, as regarded
their Irish measures, holding on to the last to an antiquated
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panic of demonstrative repentance — ' coming down by the
run/ and ruining hundreds of the Irish aristocracy by their
reckless precipitancy."
" Your strictures on their policy, Coir 1," said I, " are
very severe."
" Not a whit too severe," he replied ; " and the natural
result will supervene — their example will be followed by
other ' great statesmen ' hereafter, and we shall have a crop
of sensational, otherwise ' exceptional,' legislation for Ire-
land. Some of my own relatives were among the sufferers,
and I feel so acutely on the subject, that you must pardon
this long digression.
" I will, now," said Colonel De Burgho, " continue my
personal narrative. I was about to mention that I had
formed an attachment to a young lady, the daughter of a
gentleman in a neighbouring county. 1 was now free to
marry, but I shrank from bringing my bride to a dilapidated
home, which I had then not the means of restoring. After
our marriage, which took place some months subsequent to
my father's death, I put the management of my property
into the hands of a gentleman in Dublin, and we went
abroad, determined to economize for a few years, and then
return to our native country. After two years of unsullied
happiness, 1 had the misfortune to lose my dear wife, who
left me the father of the two daughters whose acquaintance
you have made. I then conceived a repugnance to return-
ing here as a widower, and, being resolved not to marry
again, I decided to remain abroad and devote my attention
to their education ; but, not wishing to be without occu-
pation, I procured a commission in the Sardinian army, in
which I served until I attained my present rank. Living in
Italy is cheap, and as I invested rn\' savings in some
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considerable fortune, part of which I propose to expend
upon the restoration of a portion of the castle, and part
upon the improvement of the estate. In carrying out these
objects I should be glad to have your practical assistance,
as my agent and adviser ; if you are free to accept an
engagement of that nature, it will give me sincere pleasure ;
if not, perhaps you will kindly advise me where to find a
competent assistant."
I thanked Colonel De Burgho for his kind proposal, and
said that 1 should be most hap[)y to undertake the duties
he wished, and, in fact, before our walk terminated, we
concluded an engagement satisfactory to both.
We then returned homeward, dintd, and walked in the
evening for several hours, admiring the natural beauty of
the extensive demesne, and projecting many changes, in
which Nora and Kathleen also took a lively interest.
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" Were not the lover 'mid his joys distressed
By that suspicious fear, that cruel care,
That martyrdom, wliich racks the sufiering sprite.
That frenzied rage, which jealousy is hight."'
Aristo.
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ON the following forenoon we made a close examination
of the castle, the result of which was that a letter was
despatched that evening to an eminent architect in Dublin,
requesting his early attendance.
In the afternoon the Colonel and I continued our walk
through the demesne occasionally sitting down to rest upon
the trunk of some fallen tree, or moss-covered stone on the
margin of the river ; selecting points commanding beautiful
views of the stream and glen, through which it took its
devious course. The water in the pools was as clear as
crystal, and we could see the lively trout in great numbers
disporting in their pellucid depths.
Seating himself under the shade of a venerable oak, my
host requested me to take a seat at his side ; he then said, —
" You have now, Mr. Mervyn, become almost a member
of my family ; and living, as I hope we shall do, upon the
most familiar and confidential terms, I think it right to
mention that my daughter Norah has, of late, become an
object of great solicitude to me. During a visit to Genoa
last summer we formed the acquaintance of an Italian noble-
man. Count Albano, a young man of handsome person and
pleasing address. He is the o\\ner of a beautiful yacht, the
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fastest sailer in the Mediterranean, and which generally lay
at anchor in a small bay formed by the promontory of Porto
Fino, within gunshot of an ancient castle, somewhat
resembling mine in extent and ruinous condition. We visit-
ed it several times during our stay at Genoa, sailing thither
in his yacht when the wind served ; or driving along the
beautiful shores of the gulf. A very small portion of the
cattle was habitable, and our friend informed me that his
family resided in one oi the Grecian islands, and had not
visited Porto Fino for many years.
" Continental society," he continued, " is such that it is
impossible to satisfy oneself as to the antecedents of all the
acquaintances one forms. We met Count Albano in the best
society in Genoa, and also at Civita Vecchia,. Naples, and
other places on the coast, and as we moved along it during
our tour ; and, in fact, if the Count's yacht had been fitted
up, as such vessels usually are, we probably should have
spent more time at sea than on land ; but, although over one
hundred tons burden, she had only one small cabin for the
owner, and seemed to have been designed for his exclusive
enjoyment. The Count and his yacht occasionally
disappeared for a few days, but he always returned and
renewed his assiduous attentions to Norah. It is impossible
to deny that he is an attractive person^ and equally impossible
to overlook the fact, which I now regret, that she was allowed
to spend more time in his society than, perhaps, was prudent
on my part ; the result is that she became deeply attached
to him, and on his proposing an engagement, and acquainting
me of their mutual affection, I thought it my duty to speak
frankly my sentiments. I told him that I was about to
return to Ireland, and that, although I would prefer that my
daughter should not m.irry in. a foreign country, yet if he
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could satisfy me that his fortune was suflicienlly ample to
justify my approval of his union with Norah I would en-
deavor to overcome any scruples of that nature. He assured
me that, although not wealthy, his income was such as
enabled him to aspire to her hand, of which he would give
me ample proof ; and we parted with the understanding that
a year should elapse before the marriage would take place,
and that he was to visit us here this summer ; in fact," said
my host, " I expect to see his yacht the ' Gulnare,' anchor
in the bay at any moment, as Norah wrote to inform him of
our arrival, and of the difficulty of approach by land."
I thanked Colonel De Burgho for the confidence he had
shown by making this communication to me ; and, although
my heart beat quickly during its recital, and I felt a jealous
pang of disappointment at finding that Norah's affections
were pre-occupied, I, hypocrite that I was, calmly expressed
a hope that nothing v,ould occur to prevent the realization
of her anticipated happiness.
" We must never reckon over confidently in these matters,
Mervyn," he replied. " I am bound to return the Count's
hospitality ; but I certainly will not consent to take him as
my son-in-law unless he gives me ample evidence of his
ability to support my darling Norah in the rank in society
to which she belongs. The British consul at Livorno is an
old friend of mine, and I shall require that the promised
proofs shall be pronounced satisfactory by him ; in the mean-
time, I have made you acquainted with the present position
of matters, and we must await the denouement with patience.
Of one thing I am assured — Norah is a dutiful and
affectionate daughter, and has promised me that she will
never marry Count Albano without my consent.
Here was a feeble gleam of hope for me, and I resolved
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to keep a guard upon my fccliii-s, \)VX al the same time, to
watch closely the iiroceedings of my rival, who, T felt con-
vinced, would turn out a villain of the deepest dye.
How true the proverb
" Trifles, light as air,
Aie, 1(1 the jealous, confirmation strong
As proof of holy writ."
1 found myself already selfishly gloating over the satis-
faction and triumph 1 should feel in detecting and exposing
this, 1 felt certain, vile impostor, who had dared to aspire to
the hand of my beautiful Norah. I never for a moment
thought of the pain and sorrow she would naturally suffer ;
and 1 vowed to subject his every action to such a microscopic
scrutiny as would infallibly pierce through the mystery
surrounding his character and real position.
Colonel De Burgho arose from his seat and we continued
our walk. J observed that the extensive plantations had
been entirely neglected, and that they contained a vast
quantity of valuable timber which should be at once removed
for the sake of those selected to remain.
"Yes." said he, "1 quite agree with you; the only
prudent thing my father ever did, although not done with a
view to profit, but for the encouragement of game, was to
plant a great portion of this demesne, and I, during the
famine years, authorized my agent to expend the entire
rental in additional planting, in order to give employment
to the starving population. The result is that there are now
several hundred acres of marketable timber; but the difficulty
is to get it to market."
I pointed out that as he contemplated considerable
outlay upon the castle and estate the most profitable mode
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and to cut and convey the timber to the water's edge, ready
for shipment to Cork and other ports where there was a
good demand ; the vessels bringing back the foreign
timber, slates, etc., v^quired for his purposes. Land carriage
for either being quite impracticable ; this suggestion Colonel
De Burgho at once approved.
" Have you not observed," I continued, " that the cul-
ture of timber is very badly understood in Ireland ; the
practice is to plant out a quantity of mixed seedlings, and give
them no attention till about ten or twelve years old ; by
that time, air and light being totally excluded by the close
growth, the fir tiibe, shooting up as close as the teeth in a
comb, will have completely out-topped and destroyed the
oak, ash, and other hard wood ; and when a feeble thinning
is then attempted, such of the latter as may have survived
will be found to have run up into long, twisted, useless
sticks, without holes or branches, and, in fact, past recovery
by any process of wood-craft. I have been amazed at the
stolidity of many owners of extensive growing plantations in
Ireland who cannot see the necessity for giving air, light,
and space to young timber by thinning out at the proper
time, just as they thin their turnips and other roots."
" You are right, Mervyn," said the Colonel. " I fear my
plantations, owing to my absence, have suffered in the way
you mention ; indeed, I had observed it myself before you
arrived, and we must apply the axe vigorously and at once."
In discussing this and other matters connected with the
interesting science of wood-craft, we arrived at the castle in
good time for our afternoon meal, and spent another delight-
ful evening, as before, in sailing on the bay.
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*' Hope, like the glimmering tajjcr's light,
Adorns and cheers the way,
And still, as darker grows the night,
Emits a brighter ray."
Goldsmith.
THE weather had hitlierto been mild and calm. This
frequently happens in summer on the west coast of
Ireland, and is apparently vouchsafed as a compensation
for the dreary 'days of storm and fog that prevail through
the winter months. A week had elapsed since my arrival,
during which my intimacy with my host's beautiful daughter
increased daily. Colonel De Burgho and I occupied the
greater part of our time in inspecting the grounds and
estate, and in devising plans for their improvement ; my
professional skill and practical knowledge of the country
here came to his assistance. He had been a keen observer
of the most improved modes of agriculture in. Italy and
the south of France, and many of his suggestions were
admirable, but required for their successful adoption the
mechanical knowledge with which I was so conversant.
We agreed that the wiser course would be to sketch the
whole " campaign" — the Colonel always used military terms
when relevant — and carry out the subsequent " movements"
when it was complete. " Better," he said, " lay siege to
one difficulty at a time ; we will batter away at and ' reduce'
the most important outposts first, and then cut up the enemy
in detail ; let us first direct our full force upon the salient
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points, — you see I have studied the art of war," which
indeed he had not only done but had also distinguished
himself highly in the Sardinian service, as his numerous
medals and decorations well testified.
I had obtained maps of the estate, over which we had
ridden or walked during the week, and on the day at which
I have now arrived had completed a rough plan of the
" campaign," upon which we adjourned to dine, and take
our boating excursion as usual. The evening was beautiful,
a gentle breeze rippling the waters, just sufficient to impel
our boat upon an almost even keel. Norah and Kathleen
were in high spirits, and the Colonel and I, after a close
day's work, felt the delicious languor that accompanies the
well earned repose of men who have toiled mentally or
physically during the day.
Ye dwellers in cities, how are you not to be commiserated
— who have never enjoyed the agreeable sensations ex-
perienced by the weary sportsman after a day's hunting or
constant walking over bogs and moors, the luxury of a
" tub," of change of garments, of the preprandial glass of old
brown sherry, the comfortable meal, the glowing wood fire,
and bottle of generous Lafitte ; the lounge upon a sofa,
with the fragrant mocha and mature havannah at hand ; the
game of whist or chess, the dressing-gown stage of toddy
and a pipe ; and then the arms of Morpheus, most benignant
of the gods ! He who has not experienced all this has not
lived ; he may have existed — so do moles, toads, and
oysters ; but that is not /i/e.
We had sailed out some four or five miles westward from
the shore, when I, who always occupied my seat as " look
out," and was enjoying my privilege as usual, observed the
topmast of a vessel just rounding the headland. On she
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came, sailing with snowy wings as stately as a wan, until her
hull was visible round its point. The words " There is that
infernal 'Clulnare!'" were on my lips; fortunately, I
restrained myself in time. 1 directed Norah's attention to
the beautiful vessel ; instantly she exclaimed, —
" Oh, papa, give me the glass," which 1 was obliged to
pass from the stern and hand to her. " Oh, Kathleen !" she
said, after looking intently through it for a few seconds, " it
is the * Gulnare,' — I know the long red pendant from the
topmast. Oh, how lovely she looks !"
And so I must admit she did, though, at the moment, I
was wicked enough to wish that she might run upon the
long reef of " pots" submerged at high water, and running
out to sea for nearly a mile. It was evident, however, that
she had some pilot on board well acquainted with the
coast, for he gave the headland a wide berth, and stood well
out into the bay for a fresh tack, which would bring the
yacht to moorings opposite the castle.
" My dears," said Colonel De Burgho, " if you think it is
the ' Gulnare' we had better ' 'bout the ship,' and return to
prepare for the reception of our guest ; with this wind we
shall be more than an hour before we ground keel, and I
think I see a six-oared boat putting off from the yacht,
which will soon overtake us ; no doubt the Count has been
informed that he will reach the castle sooner by rowing
across the bay than by tacking about in this dull breeze,
and with an ebb tide."
" Oh, it is the ' Gulnare,' papa ! " said Norah. " I would
know her among a thousand ships, by her tapering masts,
spread of canvas, and long, low hull."
" Well my'dear," said the Colonel, "I think you are right;
at all events it is time to return," and he turned the boat's
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This change of position gave Norah a clear view of the
yacht, almost right astern, and of the boat which had just
been lowered from her side ; she took the glass again, and,
fixing it on the latter, said, —
" How quick they row, — the oars scarcely seem to touch
the water."
Laying down the glass she took lier sister's hand, as she
thought unseen by me, and her beautiful face became suffus-
ed with blushes as she hummed the air she had sung on the
first night of my arrival; the words of the refrain, " my love,
my love," scarcely louder than a whisper, reached my ear.
I felt my heart-strings tighten with suppressed excitement —
I could not articulate ; I knew that my eyes looked green,
and that my face was pale, for all my blood ran turbulently
to the region of the heart, and was quickening its pulsation
at a fearful pace. Norah's eyes were still fixed upon the
fVtst-pursuing boat, when Kathleen, kind soul ! perceiving
and, I believe, suspecting the cause of, my confusion, leaned
forward, so as to conceal my face from her sister's gaze and
said, —
"You aie lightly clad, Mr. Mervyn, and look cold; take
this shawl, I am not using it, and the evening air is getting
chill."
I gave her a grateful glance, for as yet I had not suffici-
ently mastered my emotion to speak my thanks. At this
critical moment there suddenly burst from the side of the
yacht a lurid glare of fire, and in a few seconds the boom of
a small cannon came across the sea, and reverberated among
the walls of the castle and the adjoining hills.
" 'Tis the evening gun," said Norah ; " you remember,
papa, how the ' Gulnare ' always fired a gun at sunset. I
suppose it is meant as a signal to us."
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the Count will reach the shore as soon as we shall, for his
boat seems to be flying across the water like an albatross."
I had by this time recovered my composure, and began
to busy myself with the boat hook and other preparations
for landing. We had scarcely arrived at the quay and given
our boat in charge of its custodian, when the Count's pin-
nace pulled alongside, and he, jumping ashore, threw his
arms round Colonel De Burgho, and saluted him on both
cheeks, exclaiming, " Carissimo aniico"
" Welcome, Count," said the Colonel ; " we have been
expecting your arrival some days."
The Count then turned to Norah and Kathleen, and
shook hands warmly with both, bowing low to the former,
and returning her expressive glance with one equally sig-
nificant.
I was introduced as the "Signor Mervyn," and we all
walked leisurly towards the castle. The Counts valise was
landed, and the pinnace rowed off to meet the yacht, now
just coming to an anchor at about a mile distant. I walked
moodily and silently along in the rear of the party, the demon
of jealousy gnawing at my heart ; new fuel was thrown upon
the flame by the fact that this hated foreigner conversed in
Italian. I did not reflect that it was his native tongue. I
afterwards found that he was an accomplished linguist, as all
his seafaring countrymen are, speaking French, Spanish,
Turkish, and modern Greek, like natives ; but my only
thought at the moment was that he could converse with
Norah in a language I could not^mderstand. On that evening
I purloined an Italian grammar, and spent several hours
every night during his stay in clandestinely mastering col-
loquial phrases, and it was amazing how jealousy assisted
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and stimulated my studies. In a fortnight I could hold a
conversation with Kathleen, who innocently took an interest
in instructing me how to translate an architectural work in
that language.
Our days were spent as usual, the Colonel and I occupy-
ing the forenoon in business, while the Count visited his
vessel daily, and in the evening we took long walks in the
demesne, I always being one of the party ; but my seat in
the boat being now occupied by the Count, I ceased to
accompany the boating excursions, and on those occasions
I sauntered through the grounds and along the shore, ani-
mated with no very friendly feelings towards that favoured
individual.
I walked one evening in a little cove to the northward of
the castle, when a sailor, one of the Count's crew, who had
been lying on the sward, with a small bundle at his side,
rose up and addressed me in a strong Irish brogue. I had
been under the impression that all his men were foreigners,
and this man was as sunburnt and rover-like as the rest
There could be no mistake, however, as to the place of his
nativity, his salutation of " yer honour," being the usual one
on that part of the coast. On further conversation he in-
formed me that he had been in " furrin parts " for several
years, and having lately heard at Genoa that the "Gulnare"
was bound for England, he had offered his services, and had
shipped as an able seaman, for the summer's cruising. He
it was who had piloted her safe round the treacherous "pots"
at the headland and brought her to a safe anchorage ; he
had, he told me, when a boy, fished the whole coast north
and south of the bay for fifty miles. He had now received
a week's leave, and was going to visit the " ould modther,"
who lived some twenty miles north, and hoped to see me
on his return.
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"They're a quare set aboord," he said ; "but the pay's
good, an' I wanted to see the ould modther afore she dois,
so I shipped wid thim ; but " — here he winked knowingly — ,
" I'm not shure that I'll stop wid thim beyont the toime I'm
bound to ; av I can be of any sarvice to yer honour, yev
only to give me the wink, for all me forebearers lived for
ginerations anunder the Colonel's ; we wos sould to strang-
hers, but God be wid the ould toims when the De Burghos
owned us ! "
I saw at once what a valuable ally my friend " Dinnis,"
as he pronounced his patronymic, might prove to me ; so,
giving him a sovereign, I wished him good speed, and ap-
pointed to meet him at the same place on his return.
" It's handy, yer honour, ye'll obsarve" said he, "for it's
out o' the sight o' the castle, and o' the vesshel too."
It was evident to me that Dennis had his suspicions, but
of what nature they were I did not think it prudent to inquire
upon so short an acquaintance, thinking it better to await
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*' All seems infected to th' infected spy.
As all looks yelloM'' to the jaundiced eye." — Po/>e.
ABOUT a week subsequent to Count Albano's arrival,
Colonel De Burgho after breakfast one morning invit-
ed me to walk with him on the terrace ; he then told me
that the Count had on the prievous evening expressed a
wish to have an interview with him, and that the hour ap-
pointed had almost arrived.
"I shall not, Mr. Mervyn," said he, " be able to give my
attention to our plans until the afternoon, when, if you will
meet me, we will resume their consideration."
At the appointed hour the Colonel entered the library,
and addressing me said, —
"Well, Mervyn, I have had a long interview with the
Count ; he has produced to me the title deeds of his
estate, which appear to be very satisfactory, as far as I can
judge, but as they are written in Italian law characters I
can form no decided opinion about them ; and I have told
the Count that I will refer them to my lawyer in Dublin,
stating that he must not expect dispatch, as all lawyers, par-
ticularly Irish lawyers, are proverbially slow in their move-
ments. What, however, I really intend to do is to send the
papers to an old friend of mine who is consul at Livorno ;
I will request him to go to Genoa and submit them to the
most eminent notary of that city, instructing him to s'lbject
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cumstances of the case to my friend, for his guidance ; and
while I am doing so, perhaps you will kindly arrange to
have a man and horse ready to take the dispatch to the post
office at , where, I calculate, he may arrive in time to
catch the mail to Dublin, and so save a day, which is of
importance in this business."
I retired to make the arrangement requested, and after
an interval of an hour, on re-entering the library, found the
Colonel sealing a large packet, which he informed me, con-
tained the Count's title deeds.
" Mervyn," he said, " here is the packet ; I have address-
ed it to a friend at the Foreign Office, who will re-address it
to my friend at Livorno ; he will send it out in the Foreign
Office bag to Naples, requesting some official there to for.
ward it ; this mode of conveyance will be more expeditious
than the ordinary mails. I have also written to my friend
at Livorno to return the papers by the same route ; thus I
have done all in my power to secure speed, and nothing re-
mains but to send the messenger off without delay, and
await my friend's reply, which we may hope to have in about
three weeks."
Having dispatched the messenger we resumed our busi-
ness avocations, and for some days the Colonel and I were
closely occupied in maturing our plans and arranging for
" opening the trenches."
Although so much of my time was now engrossed by my
new duties, I had sufficient opportunity of studying the
character and personal appearance of my rival, for such I
persisted in considering him.
In person Count Albano was above the average height,
but his carriage was not good or graceful ; his shoulders in-
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clined to roundness, and he walked with a slight stoop ; his
hair was dark as the raven's wing, but had a rough and un-
kempt appearance ; his forehead was low, his nose and chin
well cut, but not of classical mould ; his mouth and teeth
were invisible, for he was " bearded like a pard ;" his com-
plexion was pale, and this circumstance led me to conclude
that he was deficient in " pluck ;" his eyes were dark,
almost black, but they had a dull leaden look, without ex-
pression — in fact, they were the eyes of a snake ; and he
had the disagreeable peculiarity of not looking you straight
in the face. On entering a room, or approaching to salute
you at any time, he had a habit of making several short
quick steps forward with his head down, as if he were about
to butt you with it in the breast, a mode of fighting common
in some of the western counties of England. On his ap-
proach I always felt inclined to jump aside and evade the
threatened ram-like thrust ; but his most repulsive peculi-
arity was his laugh — short, sneering, and supercilious, a sort
of mocking cachinnation, like the laugh of a hyena. His
feet were of moderate size, but his hands were large and ill-
formed ; his manners were tolerably good, and I presume
his conversation was that of a gentleman ; of this I could
nol judge, as he always conversed in Italian ; but I more
than once observed both the Colonel and Kathleen ex-
change glances when the Count made some hasty observa-
tion, particularly when at cards, as if they had observed
some breach of good breeding ; and, at the same time, a
tell-tale blush would suffuse Norah's generally pallid counte-
nance.
One accomplishment the Count certainly possessed — he
sang beautifully ; even I, though prejudiced against him,
could not but admit this. Since his arrival I had ceased to
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contribute to the vocal amusement of the evening, I could
not, as yet, venture to sing Italian ; so, during his stay, I
determined to restrict my contribution towards the divine
art to performing upon the violin, on which I was without a
rival, and knew that I was fairly proficient.
Colonel De Burgho had been, in early life, an athlete of
no mean power, and possessed an excellent armoury, with
all the usual appurtenances of a private gymnasium. For
the purpose of testing the Count's accomplishments of this
nature I suggested to the Colonel that we should devote an
hour each afternoon to shooting with the rifle and pistol,
with broadsword, and other exercises. The old soldier at
once approved the proposition, and a deserted court of the
castle, in which was a daisy-covered sward, was selected as
most suitable for our purpose ; thither we repaired every
afternoon, and contested at quoits, whirling the clubs, put-
ting the stone, pitching the bar, rifle and pistol firing at tar-
gets, and similar exercises, at all of which I proved myself
immeasurably the Count's superior. With the gloves he was
nowhere at all ; relying on the paleness of his complexion,
which, I had somewhere read, is generally supposed to be
allied to cowardice, I used to hit out straight at his eyes, and
it was amusing to see him duck his head to evade the blow.
The spectators on these occasions were the workmen em-
ployed about the castle, and when the gloves were brought
out they always advised me to " be tinder wid the furrin gin-
tleman, Mr. Mervyn, now, or ye'U knock him intil the mid-
dle o' next week."
The only weapons in the use of which the Count was my
superior were the broadsword and cutlass. The use of these
he had evidently been taught when in the navy. I there-
fore privately practised the sword exercise daily with the
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Count's valet, an old cavalry soldier, who taught me several
cuts, thrusts, and parries, and I was becoming rapidly skilled
in their use.
It will be evident that I had studied the Count's personal
peculiarities and character closely ; in fact, my repugnance
towards him increased as time elapsed. On his first arrival
I had thought him an attractive person, but my opinion had,
in the interval, undergone very considerable change ; I
could not divest myself of the idea that his intentions were
of a sinister nature, and that I should, before long, have to
do battle with him for my love. In this expectation 1 daily
practised every athletic exercise in my power, and found my-
self quickly getting into the most perfect " form."
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** Fly swift, ye hours, ye sluggish minutes, fly ;
Bring back my love, or let her lover die. " — Duke.
A FORTNIGHT had now elapsed since the daspatch
of the Colonel's missive, and he expected to have a
reply in about another week ; he apologized for the delay
caused by his lawyer, whose movements, he told the Count,
were always of the most leisurely nature. Day after day
passed as before, the only variation in our boating arrange-
ments being that the Count had brought from the yacht a
small boat, called a " dingy," capable of containing two
persons only ; I was therefore able to resume my seat in the
Colonel's boat, but though Kathleen was both intelligent
and agreeable, my attraction was gone.
In this small boat the Count and Norah spent the greater
part of each evening, rowing about close to the shore, but
not venturing farther north than the low promontory or
point of land which sheltered the bay on that side. The
" Gulnare " lay at anchor in the bay, shifting her position
with the tide only, and was visited daily by her owner. I
observed one day that the snowy-white sails which she car-
ried on her arrival had been replaced by others of a dark
brown colour, and on asking the Count the reason of the
change he replied that he sometimes went on fishing excur-
sions for a week or two in the Mediterranean, and always
put aside the white clothing on these occasions, to save wear
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and tear, as it was much more expensive than the dark, and,
having to be imported from England, was more difficult to
replace. This explanation appeared so satisfactory that I
dismissed the subject from my thoughts.
The day of my appointment with Dennis had now come
round, and, having requested my host to excuse my absence
from that evening's excursion. I repaired to the place of
rendezvous, where I found him waiting me. He told me
that the " ould modther " was " as frish as a daisy," and
that he had provided for her comfort during the winter.
He had not, he said, been as yet on board the yacht, and
was awaiting the pinnace, which came ashore every evening
for water, and would arrive in less than an hour. He had
observed the change of canvass, and said, —
"Yer honour, he's for goin' soon; thim's the sails we
came over wid as far as Queenstown, where we bint the
white ones ; the brown's the strongest, and bist for a long
voyage ; an' that's what's up."
I told Dennis that for reasons of my own I was anxious
to know her destination when she sailed, and having satis-
fied myself that he could write legibly, I gave him an envel-
ope, with a card and pencil enclosed, and we arranged that
in case of the " Gulnare's " sudden departure he should
write the name of the port on it, and leave it in a place of
concealment which we selected.
" I can asily do that, yer honour," said he ; she can't sail
widout wather ; I'll try to find out where she's bound for,
an' iv I see the casks goin' ashore I'll offer to go an' help
to fill thim, an' I'll lave the Htter where we've sitded."
" Now, Dennis," said I, " when the ' Gulnare' arrives at
the port she sails for, if you can manage to go ashore and
leave another letter for me at the office of the British consul,
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to let nie know where she has next sailed to, it is just pos-
sible that you may do me and your old landlord, the
Colonel, a good service, and if nothing comes of it I'll
expect to see you always when you come home."
" Long life tu yer honor," he replied, " I'll do yer biddin'.''
" There's just one thing more," I continued ; " be careful
about talking to the Count or the mate, and never mention
my name, for somehow he and I are not very warm friends,
and if he knew of our acquaintance it might do you no good/'
" Is't me, yer honour, — catch a wasil asleep — an', begorra,
what's more, av it worn't for a notion I have that I may be
able to sarve the ould masther and yerself an' thini swate
lovely young ladies, I'd give the Count leg-bail, an' niverset
a foot aboord his vesshel agin ; but yer honour," said he, " I
see the boat comin' off for wather ; the well's close by here,
an' you'd better be off, for she'll soon be roun' the point."
I took leave of Dennis warmly, offering him a couple of
sovereigns, which he rejected with great disdain.
" 1 took the goold last toime," said he, " bekase I wanted
it for the ould modther ; but it's not for pay I'm goin' to
sarve yez, — it's for the sake o' the ould days afore the Colonel
sowld us — but I'm tould he couldn't help it, and maybe he'll
buy us agin yit."
I then retreated, and not a moment too soon, for the
pinnace's bow was just rounding the point, and I had to run
quickly to keep out of sight of her keen-eyed crew.
After an evening spent in our customary agreeable manner,
as we rose to retire. Colonel De Burgho said, —
'• I think. Count, 1 may expect to receive your papers in
a day or two, and, by the way, while I think of it, I see some
signs of a change of weather ; when the wind blows from the
west there is a heavy ground swell in this bay, and I should
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CHAPTER X.
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" As mastiff that below the deer-hound lies,
Fixed by the gullet fast, with holding bite,
Sorely bestirs himself and vainly tries.
With lips besmear'd with foam and eyes alight,
And cannot from beneath the conqueror rise,
Who foils his foe, by force, and not despite ;
So vainly strives the monach of Argier
To rise from underneath the cavalier." — Ariosif.
EARLY next forenoon we embarked as arranged on
board the fishing-boats, and sailed slowly along the
coast, passing the port of Angistri without landing, our object
being to avoid any of the Count's crew who might be natives
of that place. As we approached the headland I kept a
sharp look out for the " Gulnare," which Beppo had informed
us was always moored not far from the tower ; and I was
rewarded by seeing her tapering masts overtopping a jutting
rock, behind which she lay in a land-locked creek, almost
invisible from any pursuing vessel ; her sails had been re-
moved, and we were safe from pursuit, so far as she was
concerned, could we only rescue Norah and convey her in
safely on board the " Ariadne."
We set our nets and lines in the bay, as ^ other boatmen
were doing, and then rowed slowly toward the beach, close
under the headland. Our costumes were a perfect disgiiise?
and at a short distance we were not distinguishable from the
fisherman on the shore. As pre-arranged, Dennis, the two
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under the cliff. At length I espied a pathway which I had
no doubt was the means of approach to the tower, as on one
side there was stretched a rope made of the green fibers of
the vine, for the assistance of those who mounted its steep
ascent. In a small sandy cave, I observed the " Gulnare's "
coble, or " dingy," hauled up, and this left no doubt in my
mind that this pathway was the Count's mode of access to
the tower, and means of communication with his yacht.
Beckoning silently to my companions to follow me, we
cautiously ascended the pathway, which took a zigzag course
upward, now and again resting ourselves to recover our
breath, and reconnoitre our advance ; we occasionally per-
ceiving at some turn in the path, the two fishing boats near
the beach, and saw that our friends were anxiously watching
our progress ; when we had nearly reached the summit the
path widened out, and we calculated that we must be close
to the tower, and just beneath it. I looked stealthily over
the cliff, and saw that it overhung the sea at that place, and
was apparently about one hundred and fifty feet from the
water; on cautiously looking round a jutting point, I saw
a small alcove excavated in the face of the rock, and a rustic
bench fitted into it, capable of seating several persons. The
rock in front had been cut away, and rose gently towards
the top of the cliff; the space in front of the alcove being
covered with a short marine grass, of a very dry and slip-
pery nature. Observing this, I took off my shoes, and sig-
nalled to my companions to do the same, being aware of the
advantage it would give us in any personal encounter. The
view from this spot was magnificent ; below us lay the blue
sea, covered with numberless tiny sails, and boats of every
size engaged in fishing ; in the distance we could see the
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promontory of Methana, the island of Epidauros, and the
(iulf of Dora, over which the white-winged craft glittered in
the powerful sunbeams. We could see the pinnace scud,
ding about to the no'rard and just keeping the headland in
view, as we had arranged. I felt convinced that after mid-
day, the alcove being in shade, it would be visited by the
Count and Norah, and I whispered to my companions that
I would not ascend farther at present, as I had no doubt
that this was a place of daily resort by the inhabitants of the
tower.
We sat down on the margin of the pathway, and waited
patiently for nearly an hour, examining our arms and con-
versing in whispers. Suddenly my ear caught the sound of
voices nearly overhead, and, listening intently, I was satisfied
that they were approaching our place of concealment. I told
Dennis to remain with me, and instructed the yachtsmen,
should the lady be rescued, to convey her at once to the
boats, and signal to the pinnace. The Colonel and
Lieutenant Bakhus were, I knew, well armed, and could de-
fend themselves against probable attack until assistance
reached them ; Norah's safety thus provided for, I did not
doubt that Dennis and I could hold the pass against an
equal number of assailants, and eventually make good our
retreat. I had scarcely completed these arrangements
and was listening in breathless suspense, when I heard the
voices of the Count and Norah within a few yards ; and,
peering cautiously round the nook, observed them taking
their seats in the alcove.
The air was still, and every word spoken was distinctly
heard by me.
'* Norah," said the Count, " why will you not yield to my
wishes ? Why will you not be my wife ? "
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" Count Albano," she replied, in a mournful voice, " there
was a time when you possessed my whole heart, hut you
have forfeited my love and respect by your treacherous and
disgraceful treatment of my dear father ; but, quite irrespec-
tive of that, he has my solemn pledge that I will never marry
without his approval ; it is impossible now that he could
consent to our union, and the only atonement you can make
for your breach of honour to him, and your disregard of my
feelings, is to restore me to his care at once."
" Beloved Norah," said the Count, " what you ask is im-
possible. I cannot relinquish you now ; even if I were
willing, my yacht is laid up, and my crew dispersed, and for
some weeks it would be impossible to recall them ; you can-
not remain the inmate of this tower for weeks, with no
female companion, and you have no prospect of escape ;
there is but one course open to you — become my wife, and
at once."
" I have told you, Count, my firm determination not to
yield to your unmanly importunities. I will never become
the wife of any man whom I cannot respect ; cease, therefore,
to persecute me, as you have daily done since you bore me
away from my home. I repeat that were I to submit to your
wishes, life would become unbearable to me, and I should
die the victim of remorse and shame. Oh my dear father !
my dear father ! would that you were here !"
The Count laughed in that mocking tone I have previous-
ly described, and said, —
" Well, Signora, I will give you one day more to consider
and relent, and if you do not, you will clearly understand
that on the following day you shall be my wife, whether you
consent or not."
" Then you will understand, sir," she said, " that, sooner
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than submit to such degradation, I will jump over this cliff
and put an end to my wretched existence. Oh, my father!
my dear father ! I will be true to you," she cried. " Beware,
wretch, how you provoke his vengeance."
Again the same mocking laugh was heard. A moment
after, she exclaimed, — " Stand off, sir, I command you."
I could restrain myself no longer. Beckoning to my
companions, and rushing round the corner of the rock,
I shouted, —
" Norah, your father is at hand, fly, — fly!"
"Oh, Arthur! save me, save me!" she exclaimed, and
ran towards me with extended arms.
" To the boat, — to the boat !" I cried, and delivered her
to the care of the yachtsmen, who quickly disappeared with
their charge.
The Count, glaring upon me with malignant eyes, drew
from his vest a silver whistle, which he blew loudly, and then
rushed upon me, drawing a small dagger from his breast. I
had loosened my cutlass in its sheath, and was about to
draw it, when suddenly recollecting the Count's repugnance
to a straight hit out from the shoulder, I shut my fist, and
went right at his eyes. He, as formerly, threw himself back,
ducked to evade the blow, and in so doing, slipped on the
burnt-up grass, and fell upon his back. I was upon him in
an instant, and had seized his wrist with a grasp of iron,
while with my right hand I clutched his throat with a grip
which he vainly struggled to escape from. I did not wish
to take his life, but merely to render him insensible, and
bind him ; but his struggles were so violent that I was oblig-
ed to use all my strength to keep him down. I heard a
scuffle in the rear, which suddenly ceased, and at the
same time my throat was grasped from behind by two
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powerful hands, and though I never for a moment relaxed
my own grasp upon the Count, I was quickly becoming in-
sensible. I suddenly felt a relief, and looking round, per-
ceived Dernis brandishing a cutlass, and heard him
exclaim, —
" Bedad that settles old scores, I'm thinkin'."
1 rose to my feet, the Count being now perfectly insen-
sible, and saw, quite dead as I supposed, the mate of the
" Gulnare" lying on the sward, with a fearful gash on his
head, inflicted by Dennis. I questioned him as to what
had happened after I had commenced my personal struggle
with Count Albano, and he said that when the latter blew
his whistle, and attacked me, the Malay youth, who was the
Count's constant companion, ran round the corner of the
path and rushed upon him, brandishing " one o' thim
crooked swords the Turks fight wid," and " jumpin' like an
akerbat ; findin' I couldn't git near him," said Dennis, " I
made believe to run away down the padth, an' he purshued
me, but jist as he came close behind me I turned shaip, and
stooped, an' darted nie head in between his ligs, and sazed
his ankles in me two hands, an' wid the way that wor on
him, he couldn't stop, an' I give him a hoist over me head,
an' whin I turned round, I jist seen his feet disappearin'
over the cliff, an' I looked over, an' couldn't see him, but I
heard him fall into the say * flop' ; an' thin I turned an'
ran back to help yer honour, an' I see that dead baste
a-chokin' ye, an' I jist guv him his * quiatus' ', an' be the
powers, I'm thinkin' yev done for the Count yerself, an' we'd
better get to the boats, afore any more of the spalpeens
comes at us."
We descended the footpath rapidly, and found Norah and
her protectors embarking. We jumped on board and pulled
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towaicio tlio [A.iho.ncc, vv hich shortly met, and took us in tow,
the Colonel and Lieutenant Bakhus having resolved not to
dismiss the fishermen until we arrived at the yacht. Norah
threw herself into her father's arms, and both remained
silent and motionless until we boarded the " Ariadne," when
they descended to the cabin, and no doubt gave vent to the
intensity of their joy at being so happily reunited. We at
once weighed anchor and sailed for Poros, where we landed
Beppo, well satisfied with the liberal gift Colonel De
Bu'gho placed in his not unwilling hand.
I had taken the precaution of telling j)ennis that should
the Colonel or Norah interrogate him as to the fate of the
Count, he was to say that when we retreated we had left
hii 1 insensible, but un wounded. In fact, I did not know
whether he was dead or merely in a swoon when I relaxed
my hold, but inclined to the latter opinion ; not so Dennis.
" Insinsible is it," said he ; " begorra, it'll be hard to
uisinse' him intil anything for some time, Mr. Mervyn ; it's
me opinion he'll maybe give no more throuble in this world,
after the sqazing ye guv him ; but we don't know that he's
did, for sartin ; and w^e'U give him the binifit o' the doubt,
av it makes the Colonel an' the lady asier in their moinds.
He's a big rascal, alive or did, an' iv it had been lift to me,
I'd have sint him after the mate, but av yer sthrong, yer
tinder-hearted ; an' ye con't want the young lady to know
that he had such a squake for his loife, for the sake iv ould
times loike."
" Tnat's it, Dennis," I replied, " it w'ould shock her
feelings to know that his death, if he is dead, was so sudden,
and, as she would naturally conclude, by my hand. It will
be sufficient to say that he was severely stunned by a fall in
a personal struggle with me."
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We directed our course to Corfu, the Lieutenant being
fully bent on shipping stores at that port, and conveying the
Colonel and Norah to their home. They came on deck
next morning, when Lieutenant Bakhus was formally
introduced lo Norah, who said that her father had informed
her of his great kindness in placing the yacht at his disposal
without which timely aid, he had also told her, all his
efforts would have prov?d fruitless.
" Guess yer governor, miss, was pretty well treed to be
sure, when I had the pleasure of meeting him ; but for
whatever assistance I have had the good fortune to render,
I am fully repaid by the happiness I feel in seeing you
rescued from such peril, and restored to his care."
" Arthur," said Norah, " in my selfish joy at meeting my
dear father yesterday I quite forgot to thank you for your
watchful care of him, and your anxiety on my behalf, and
the great courage you evinced in effecting my escape. You
are scarcely aware of the danger you encountered, for
Count Albano was surrounded by a numerous and desperate
band of adventurers ; and had he been able to summon
them to his aid, I shudder to think that you could hardly
have escaped with your life, and that my fate would have
been sealed ; for I learned during my short stay at the
tower, that the island is exclusively inhabited by pirates and
rovers of the most reckless character, of whom he is the
acknowledged leader. Fortunately, your plans were laid
and carried out with the most consummate skill, and you
were favoured by the temporary dispersion of his crew. At
any other tim^ of the year your enterprise would have been
most hazardous ; believe me, Arthur, that I shall never
forget your kind solicitude and noble efforts to effect my
rescue ; to you and your friend. Lieutenant Jiakhus, 1 give
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my most heartful thanks, and bless the good Providence
that sent you to my aid."
" Thanks, miss," said the Lieutenant ; " we only did our
duty, for it is the duty of every man to rush to the assistance
of beauty in distress," and here he gallantly uncovered and
bowed to Norah, who turned aside to hide the blush his
compliment evoked. " Waal, Kurnal," he continued, " * all's
well that ends well ' — 'spose we liquor over it ? I've ordered
extra grog all round to-day to the crew, and I don't see
why the officers should be left out."
" With all my heart. Lieutenant," said the Colonel ; " it
was the custom of the ancients to celebrate occasions of
rejoicing and festivity by pouring out libations to Bacchus.
I drink to tlie healtli of the jolly god and his worthy
namesake."
" Glad to see you so spry, Kurnal. 'Spose we couple
with the toast the health of my friend the owner of the
* Ariadne.' "
Having done honour to the toast, we remained on deck
till the night closed in, and on the following morning found
ourselves at anchor in the harbour of Corfu.
CHAPTER XL
**' O subtla love ! a thousand wiles thou hast,
By humble suit, by service, or by hire,
To win a maiden's hold,— a thing soon done.
For" nature framed all women to be won." — Tasso.
WE sailed for Cork, and after a prosperous voyage
arrived off Queenstown on the eighth day ; the
Lieutenant requested us to remain there one day in order
that he might " do " Cork, which he accomplished to his
satisfaction in a few hours. At daylight on the following
morning we weighed anchor and sailed along the western
shore, where, although the sea was high, our gallant little
vessel breasted the waves, and bore us along so swiftly that
we anchored at the moorings which the " Gulnare " had
occupied, early in the evening of the same day.
Who could adequately describe the joy of Norah and
Kathleen on their happy re-union ? One letter alone, des-
patched by me from Genoa, had reached the latter, a..d she
had been enduring the most anxious apprehension for our
safety. Colonel De Burgho pressed the Lieutenant to re-
main for at least a week, and share our rejoicings ; but that
gallant officer pleaded his inability to absent himself any
longer from duty, and sailed for Genoa on the next day,
pledging himself to return and visit the castle during the
following summer, and to bring his friend, Mr. Milner, the
owner of the " Ariadne," to whom the Colonel requested
him to convey his grateful thanks.
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Colonel De Burgho liberally rewarded the crew of the
" Ariadne," and took Dennis into his service as *' commo-
dore of his marine," much to the satisfaction of that worthy
fellow, who soon proved himself to be a valuable addition
to his establishment.
The autumn and winter months passed away impercepti-
bly, as time always does with those who are actively em-
ployed. I did not venture to press my suit, feeling that it
would be indelicate towards Norah to do so. But our inti-
macy gradually increased, and I knew that my affection
would, in due course of time, be reciprocated. I mentioned
my hopes to her father and sister, and the former, pressing
my hand, said, —
" Nothing, Arthur, would give me greater happiness ;
your courage saved her from a fate too awful to contemplate.
She must feel deep gratitude to you, and naturally that sen-
timent vi'ill ripen into love ; do not feel discouraged that she
does not demonstrate that feeling just yet ; you must con-
sider the shock to her sensibilities from the conduct of one
who, we have all agreed, shall be in future nameless. But if
you can win her, you have my full consent."
I bided my time, and reaped my reward ; when the sum-
mer arrived, and we resumed our boating and walking ex-
cursions, my suit made rapid progress. One lovely evening,
as we were seated side by side on the fallen tree on which
the Colonel and I had rested when he imparted to me the
story of the Count's love-suit, I ventured to express my
hopes in language which I shall not here repeat, but which
came from my heart. She remained silent for some time,
and at length, looking up with an earnest and imploring
gaze, said, —
" Arthur, you have my heart, it is all yours now j not
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from a mere feeling of gratitude for what you did and risked
for me, but from the conviction that we possess each other's
affections. There is but one thing that could ever mar my
happiness, and that is the apprehension that sometimes fills
me that the unhappy man who caused me such misery died
by your hand ; I loved him once, — that has long passed
away, but it would rejoice me to hear that he still lives."
" Then, dearest, I can reassure you upon that point, for,
from a letter I lately received from Lieutenant Bakhus, I
am happy to inform you, and am myself well pleased to
know, that he lives, and has re-appeared in the Gulf of
Genoa ; and we may dismiss the apprehension which, I am
free to admit, I have shared with you on that painful sub-
ject."
" Then, Arthur," she said, " my happiness — our happi-
ness—will be without alloy. My dear father approves of
our union, and nothing remains "
'-' But to seal the contract, dearest," I replied ; which I
did in a way that can be well imagined, but could not be
described.
((
True love's the gift which God has given
To man alone beneath the heaven :
It is not fantasy's hot fire,
Whose wishes, soon as granted, fly ;
It liveth r ' in fierce desire,
With dead desire it doth not die.
It is the secret sympathy,
The silver link, the silken tie,
Which' heart to heart, and mind to mind,
In body and in soul can bind."
About a week after the event which crowned my happi-
ness the "Ariadne" appeared in the offing, and the
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lieutenant and Mr. Milner, her owner, were welcomed by
the Colonel with all the warmth and sincerity of his grateful
heart and manly nature. They remained some weeks at
the castle, during which we took several excursions in the
yacht, and visited the western highlands of Ireland, as well
as the charming scenery on the south-west coast. The
Colonel celebrated the arrival of his friends by continuous
festivities, to which all the friends of his family were invited,
as well as the tenantry of the estate, not the least prominent
character on these occasions being our friend Dennis,
whose somewhat exaggerated description of his " com-bat
wid that black divil o' a Malay, an' Mr. Mervyn's foight
wid the Count wid swords an' daggers, begorra," was cir-
culated widely over the country, redounding greatly to our
reputation for strength and valour among the credulous
peasantry, and was published by the local papers, with
additional embellishments, which I found it impossible to
suppress.
Our guests at length sailed for the Mediterranean, having
arranged that part of the next summer should be spent on
board the " Ariadne " in cruising on that delightful sea ;
but before they departed, Norah an