IMAGE EVALUATION TEST TARGET (MT-3) V. i/ A A *^''. ii9 fe f/. 1.0 I.I 1^ 1^ 12.2 us ..n mil 2.0 1.8 IL25 ■ 1.4 III 1.6 y] ^^^'*' •% '/ ><^ CIHM/ICMH Microfiche Series. CIHM/ICMH Collection de microfiches. Canadian Institute for Historical Microreproductions Institut Canadian de microreproductions historiques 1980 Technical Notes / Notes techniques The Institute has attempted to obtain the best original copy available for filming. Physical features of this copy which may alter any of the images in the reproduction are checked below. L'Institut a microfilm^ le meilleur exemplaire qu'il lui a 6t6 possible de se procurer. Certains difauts susceptibles de nuire d la quality de la reproduction sont not6s ci-dessous. Coloured covers/ Couvertures de couleur E- Coloured pages/ Pages de couleur D Coloured maps/ Cartes gdographiques en couleur D Coloured plates/ Planches en couleur D Pages discoloured, stained or foxed/ Pages ddcolordes, tachetdes ou piqudes D Show through/ Transparence □ Tight binding (may cait n, his work. And Columbus, by the uay. as an illus- tration ot patience and perseverance is worthy even of the study ot those ^uod Democratic statesmen who are waitin.^ fo'r Ueveland to "turn the rascals out." 1 don't know "".vhat Columbus lonked like, but J feel sure that upon h.s counten- .nice was stamped a calm tra.iquil expression that no delays and d,scoura.rem..nt. could change, if so, he didn't look much like tins. [Here a wild-lnokmg sketch o[ Mr. C. A. Dana wa. uiven { t<>n.,der what Chris i,ad to ^^o throu^di befo.e L -ot started on that memorable voyage to India,. It took \nn^ jtst twenty years to get s-„;ed. Now, ,f it had been that he had to wait for Mrs. C. . . to get dressed, we wouldn't have wondered so much. Hut the trouble wasn't of that kind, it was purely financial. He couldn't sail without raising the wind, and mark h.s wonderful pat.ence in ra.sing it. Twenty year.s. The trouble was, nobody beheved in his scheme as sound, and in the public niterest. If it had been a surface-line franchise he was after he might have convinced the Aldermen, but Christopher wasn't Shar/,. It never occurred to him to ^^t the ladi^ s of the Congregation to go around with the book, though as a matter of fact he succeeded at last by the aid of a lady. Queen Tsabella oS AVu' Pii/yrrs Of! Canatiiim I fistory of Ca-^tiU.-. wliosc ii.unc is to this day a swcot smellinj^ savor, I'lnbalnicd ii^ {in iuiinorta! kind of s»>ap, " Matchk-^s for the complexion. Yours truly, LlIA' [.ANcri'RN." Coluinhus went from court to court after tin: !)oodle, it s a way hoodlers have of i^^oinj^^ from court to court, if you notice — and at last he found a friend in I'Y-rdiiiand. h\rdinand liad a lot of the [)roceeds salted down, with the couritry." Thus war- ; -tience rewarded. '\\\c. voyage wa,s a severe one, everybody was sick of it and mutinied. Columbus stood on the quarter deck with his guitar and sang to the moon about eveiything being at sixes and at sevens. \ bird alighted on tlie tresent inhabitants are \jliitc, thou^-h ''resident Cleveland seem to think our Government doesn't act that way. The fact is the Indians are comparatively scarce iujw. They don't atiy Ioniser pilch their tents in the niain streets of Foroiito, Montreal and Quebec. Most of them have b.en killed, though they still persist, the survivors, in playhi- Lacrosse, ll.ul foot-ball. I mean the Vale and Andover variety, been knf>wn amongst them, the race would no doubt have be;Mi < \tinct. Then politics has no doubt helped to exterminate ik.e Ised Man. An Indian can eat most anytidng, but he must have pure air, and when the party caucus was established in Canada, the Indians had to go f\irther back. You never find .my Indians in the lobby at Ottawa. They couldn't stand it. ! atr, informed that Indians take an active part in politics of Tammany Hall m this city, but that only shows that pure, mugwumpy politics isn't so fatal to them as the corrupt kind. .\t the same time I suspect that the Tammany politicians are not really Indians of a delicate type. In Cartier's time the popu- lation of Quebec was sixty, that is the pale-face population. As the uncivilized red men ruled on both sides of the St. Lawrence in those days, it is not likely that there were refugee defaulters. The Indian is pretty mean, but he isn't mean enough to have an extradition law that protects that sort of thief from justice. These white men were honest Trench voyageurs, but Ar/, Science, Literature, and Commerce loi there arc probably sixty of the other follows u, Quebec to day. Such is pro; thus t!u- Great Ch.ef Wise-Owl-Who-sees-m-the-lJark. wotdd si^^n n. th.s way. [ 1 lere a ronoh outline sketch of an ow! was i^iven i. Now such a si-nature wasn't nmcii as a w,,)rk of art. but it was worth more on a treaty oe„,,alIy than the white mans. In too many cases the words our Canadian poet Marr has pul into the mouth of an Indian charactez were true : " 0.1 r sarretf treat its are infringed ami torn, I.au.irhed out i)f sanctity, and spurntrd away. Use(i by the Lonjx Knife's slave U. lioht his fire Or turned in kites l)y thoughtles.s boys, vshuse wrists Anchor their fathers hes in frant of Heaven !' This Indian method of conveyin^^ ideas by means of pictures, is a great scheme, and is now in vogue in 'the highest journalistic circles. It forms the basis m fact, of the colossal and well-earned fortunes of Messrs. Keppler, Nast, Gillam, Opper, l)e (irimm, Hamilton. Zinunermatt, Taylor and many other smart young mrm well known to >-ou all. Of course in their hands tt is greatly .tnproved. They color their symbols r{)2 iW'A" /\i/ycrs 0)1 C aiuuiian History, n.iM'r ')r loss i^'aui.lily, ;i!ui sell thcin for Ww cents a copy. Ai\d ihcy tiiiisli thciii \\\) belter than \\\\- Indian artist used to. l'%>r instance, in this ease tliey woiiKl jail on tlie modern inijjrMvcnicnts in this way. and call it, VVise-Man-Lookini;- Two uays-for-a Presidential-Nomination. jAn owl was here trans- twrnied into General B. V . Hutler.! The uislitution known as tlie Icni^e was universal anioni; iht; ahoriL',ines, and one of their most striking chruaeteristics was a fondness for displ.ay in the matter of dress. Nt)thins4 so ticUied the untutored child o{ tlu: forest as t<> be rigged in regalia, \\it!i fe.ithers. sashes and ribbons, and tlie letters A. I'. ^' /\. M., or 1, n. ( ). 1'., or other mysterious symbols be-si)an(?linir his Iwsom. In such a costume he thought nothing of fatigue, but would willingly travel on dusty roads ali day in tiie hottest weatiier. When the savage denizens of liocheiaga mow M()ntrea!t wanted to go on the war-path. tiu-\' would, just slick orange lilies in their hair and marched through that village on Jul)' !2th. That was all that was necessary. Tlie Indian women didn't have a vote, but the men folks let Jiem carry everything by acclamation, especially tent pol<:s and camp-fixtures, and they never entleavored to deceive I hem by subse({uently chewing cloves. In vam Miss AiUhony, who arri\'ed w little before Cartier, advocated the female franchise and dross reform. No doubt the latter was needed, as ye>u will see when I roughly sketch the costume then in. vogue. To show Lhat thi. absurdity was not confined to one sex, 1 will try to give y tribe. [Here an amusing carica tQre of an Indian dude and dudene was given. | /a/. .Sr/^7/tV, Litn-alinr. and Coninu-rc,', to J Die domestic airan-oiiicnt:, <»f the ('an;ulian liuhaiis were. .IS ue nii'-ht reasonably anticipate, no better rha.. ih,..;. ,,f ot!u.r barbarian people. They were especially fault) . lunsever. on the very important subject of marriat^'c. In the first place the courtship was peculiar. Sonietuiies -h. principal parties were not consulted at all. Th, voun- '^^unL; loals and counts visitm;; at Clarliei's hous.:. IIk; Indian ri ds were just c:a.;'y after bine b!o'y noticeable vices. ;;ambliT),, and cruelly. As to the hrst it is allet^ed that in the excitement of the .;ame (Stock I^xchan-e or whatever they called it*, phivers often s^aked thei lives on the result, whence no dotdn .> derived the phrase : - Vou bet your sweet life." Then- cnielt. was prov.rbial, they were the orioinal inventors of the spoils system, and after a victory they tortured and scalped their captives without any fine distinction as to offensive partisan- ship. 1 am j;lad to say this is no longer the practice in Canada. We now enjoy civil-service reform and the victorious {)arty doesn't .nurder ,ts enemies. It only removes them from office. To return to Jacq-ics-Cailier, he appears to have been a ^^V IVciv /\7/ya6 OH Canadian Ilisiorv, man of <.,-.. «at nia-,u;tisn, and cl.ivalrj-. as he canu:rity c-l • nn most wealthy citi/ens so decide, annexation will be ali rijjht. But r see that my time is up, and ! must drop tin. interesting^ theme and bid you .^ood night. 4J:!:3dS^2^^^