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PREFACE. 
 
 It is with some little trepidation that I venture to submit 
 to the critical world this small collection of short stories. 
 I feel that in doing so I owe some apology both to my 
 readers and to the regular story-tellers. Being by trade 
 a psychologist and scientific journeyman, I have been bold 
 enough at times to stray surreptitiously and tentatively 
 from my proper sphere into the flowery fields of pure 
 fiction. Home of these my divarications from the strict 
 path of sterner science, however, having been already 
 publicly performed under the incognito of " J. Arbuthnot 
 Wilson," have been so far condoned by generous and kindly 
 critics that I am emboldened to present them to the 
 judgment of readers under a more permanent form, and 
 even to dispense with the convenient cloak of a pseudonym, 
 under which one can always so easily cover one's hasty 
 retreat from an untenable position. I can only hope that 
 my confession will be accepted in partial extenuation of 
 this culpable departure from the good old rule, " Ne sutor 
 ultra crepidam;" and that older hands at the craft of 
 story-telling will pardon an amateur novice his defective 
 workmanship on the general plea of his humble demoanour. 
 
 •* 
 
iv rilEFACE. 
 
 I may perhaps also venture to plead in self-defence that 
 though these stories do not profess to be anything more 
 than mere short sensational tales, I have yet endeavoured 
 to give to most of them some slight tinge of scientific or 
 psychological import and meaning. " The Reverend John 
 < "reedy," for example, is a study from within of a singular 
 persistence of hereditary character, well known to all 
 students of modern anthropological papers and reports. 
 IVIcmbers of barbarous or savage races, trained for a timo 
 in civilized habits, are liable at any moment to revert 
 naturally to their primitive condition, especially under the 
 contagious influence of companionship with persons of 
 their own blood, and close subjection to the ancestral cir- 
 cumstances. The tale which I ha\'o based upon several 
 such historical instances in real life endeavours briefly to 
 hint at the modes of feeling likely to accompany such a 
 relapse into barbarism in an essentially fine and sensitive 
 savage nature. To most European readers, no doubt, such 
 a sheer fall from the pinnacle of civilization to the netlier- 
 most abysses of savagery, would seem to call for the dis- 
 play of no other emotion than pure disgust and aversion ; 
 but those who know intimately the whole gamut of the in- 
 tensely impressionable African mind will be able to treat 
 its temptations and its tendencies far more sj'mpathetic- 
 ally. In " The Curate of Churnside," again, I have tried 
 to present a psychical analj-^sis of a temperament not 
 uncommon among the cultured class of the Italian 
 Ivonaissanco, and less rare than many people will be 
 inclined to imagine among the colder type of our own 
 emancipated and cultivated classes. The union of high 
 intellectual and aesthetic culture with a total want of moral 
 sensibility is a recognized fact in many periods of history, 
 
r RE FACE. ir 
 
 tlioiigli our own age is singularly loth to admit of its 
 
 * 
 
 possibility in its own contemporaries. In " Earn Das of 
 Cawnporc," once more, I have attempted to depict a few 
 circumstances of the Indian Mutiny as tho;y' must naturally 
 have presented themselves to the mind and feelings of a 
 humble native actor in that great and terrible drama. 
 Accustomed ourselves to locking always at the massacres 
 and reprisals of the Mutiny from a purely English point 
 of view, wo are liable to forget that eveiy act of tho 
 mutineers and their aiders or abettors must have been 
 fully justified in their own eyes, at the moment at least, as 
 every act of every human being always is to his own inner 
 personality. In his conscience of conscience, no man ever 
 really believes that under given circumstances ho could 
 conceivably have acted otherwise than ho actually did. 
 If he persuades himself that he does really so believe, then 
 he shows himself at once to be a very poor introspective 
 psychologist. " The Child of the Phalanstery," to take 
 another case, is a more ideal effort to realize the moral 
 conceptions of a community brought up under a social and 
 ethical environment utterly dilFerent from that by which 
 we ourselves are now surrounded. In like manner, almost 
 all the stories (except the lightest among them) have their 
 germ or prime motive in some scientific or quasi-scientific; 
 idea ; and this narrow link which' thus connects them at 
 bottom with my more habitual sphere of work must serve 
 as my excuse to the regular story-tellers for an otherwiso 
 unwarrantable intrusion upon their private preserves. I 
 trust they will forgive me on this plea for my trespass on 
 their legitimate domains, and allow me to occupy in peace 
 a little adjacent corner of unclaimed territory, which lies 
 so temptingly close beside my own small original freehold. 
 
▼i PREFACE. 
 
 I should add that " Tho Reverend John Creedy," " The 
 Curate cf Churnside," " Dr. Greatrex's Engagement," and 
 " The Backslider," have already appeared in tho Cornh'lt 
 Magazine ; while " Tho Foundering of the Fortuna " was 
 first published in Longman's Magazine. The remainder of 
 the tales comprised in this volume have seen the light 
 originally in the pages of Belgravia. I have to thank tho 
 courtesy of tho publishers and editors of those periodicals- 
 for kind permission to reprint them here. 
 
 G. A. 
 
 The Nook, Dorkixg, 
 
 October 12, 1884. 
 
CONTENTS. 
 
 PA(;r. 
 
 47 
 
 CG 
 
 100 
 
 I HE Keverexd John Greedy i 
 
 Dit. CiitEATREx's Engagement ... oi 
 
 Mr. Chung 
 
 The Curate of Churnside 
 
 An Episode in High Life ... 
 
 My Kew Year's Eve among the Mummies ... 12(; 
 
 The Foundering of the "Fortuna" ... 144 
 
 The Backslider ... ... ... 204 
 
 The Mysterious Occurrence in Piccadilly ... ... I'ji 
 
 Carvalho 
 
 Pausodyne 
 
 *•• ••• 
 
 The Empress of Andorra 
 
 The Senior Proctor's Wooing 
 
 The Child of the Phalanstery... 
 
 Our Scientific Observations on a Ghost ... ... 39 1 
 
 Ram Das of Cawnpore ... ... 3^. 
 
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 2U 
 
 or.- 
 
 . 278 
 301 
 
STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 THE REVEREND JOHN CREED Y. 
 
 I. 
 
 *' On Sunday next, the 14tli inst., tho Eevercnd Joliii 
 Crcetly, B.A., of ]\Ia2;(lalcu College, Oxford, Avill preach iu 
 "Walton Magna Church, on Lchalf of tho Gold Coast 
 Mission." Not a very startling announcement that, and 
 yet, simple as it looks, it stirred Ethel Berry's soul to its 
 inmost depths. For Ethel had been brought up by her 
 Aunt Emily to look upon foreign missions as tho ono 
 thing on earth worth living for and thinking about, and 
 the Kcverend John Creedy, B.A., had a missionary history 
 of his own, strange enough oven in these strange days of 
 queer juxtapositions between utter savagery and advanced 
 civilization. 
 
 " Only think," she said to her annt, as they read tho 
 placard on the schoolhouse-board, " he's a real African 
 negro, tho vicar says, taken from a slaver on tho Gold 
 Coast when ho was a child, and brought to England to bo 
 educated. He's been to Oxford and got a degree ; and 
 now he's going out again to Africa to convert his own 
 people. And he's coming down to the vicar's to stay on 
 Wednesday." 
 
 " It's my belief," said old Uncle James, Aunt Emily's 
 
2 STlLiNGE STORIES. 
 
 Lrotlier, the .superannuated skip])cr, " that lio'd much 
 licttor stop in England for ever. I'vo been a good bit on 
 the Coast myself in my time, after palm oil and such, and 
 my opinion is that a nigger's a nigger anywhere, but he's 
 a sight less of a nigger in England than out yonder in 
 Africa. Take him to England, and you make a gentle- 
 man of him : send him home again, and the nigger 
 comes out at once in spite of you." 
 
 " Oh, James," Aunt Emily put in, *' how can you talk 
 such unchristianliko talk, setting yourself up against 
 iiiissions, when wo know that all the nations of tho 
 eartli are made of one blood ? " 
 
 "I'vo always lived a Christian life myself, '•^luily," 
 answered Uncle James, " though I have cruised a good bit 
 on the Coast, too, which is against it, certainly ; but I 
 take it a nigger's a nigger whatever you do with him. 
 The Ethiopian cannot change his skin, tho Scripture 
 •says, nor tlie leopard his 'pots, and a nigger he'll bo to 
 tho end of his days ; you mark my words, Emily." 
 
 On Wednesday, in due course, the Eeverend John 
 Creedy arrived at the vicarage, and much curiosity there 
 was throughout tho village of Walton Magna that week 
 to see this curious new thing, a coal-black parson. 
 Next day, Thursday, an almost equally unusual event 
 occurred to Ethel Berry, for, to her great surprise, she got 
 a little note in the morning inviting her up to a tennis 
 jiarty at the vicarage the same afternoon. Now, though 
 the vicar called on Aunt Emily often enough, and accepted 
 her helj) readily for school feasts and other village festi- 
 vities of the milder sort, tho Berrys were hardly up to 
 that level of society which is commonly invited to the 
 parson's lawn tennis parties. And the reason why Ethel 
 was asked on this particular Thursday must bo traced 
 to a certain pious conspiracy between the vicar and the 
 secretary of the Gold Coast Evangelistic Society. When 
 those two eminent missionary advocates had met a fort- 
 
THE llKVEriESD JOIIX CREEDY. 
 
 Tiiglit before at Exctur TTall, tlie secretary had reprcsoiitocl 
 to the vicar tlio dosirabilily (»f young John Crcetly's 
 taking to himself an En<>;lisli \vifo before his departure. 
 " It ^vill steady him, and kecsp him right on the Coast," ho 
 said, "and it will give him importance in the eyes of 
 the natives as ■vvdl." "Whereto tlio vicar responded that 
 jio knew exactly the right ^irl to suit the place in his own 
 jjarish, and that l>y a i)rovideutial conjunction she already 
 took a deep interest in foreign missions. So these two 
 good men conspired in all innocence of heart to sell poor 
 Kthel into African slavery ; and the vicar had asked 
 John C reedy down to AValtun Magna on purpose to 
 meet her. 
 
 That afternoon Ethel put on lior pretty sateen and her 
 witching little white hat, with two natural dog-roses 
 pinned on one side, and went pleased and proud up to tlio 
 vicarage. The licvcrend John (Jrcedy was there, not in 
 full clerical costume, but arraj-ed in tennis flannels, with 
 only a loose white tie beneath his flap collar to mark 
 his newly acquired spiritual dignity, lie was a comely 
 looking negro enough, full-blooded, but not too broad- 
 faced nor painfully African in type ; and when ho was 
 playing tennis his athletic quick limbs and his really 
 handsome build took away greatly from the general im- 
 pression of an inferior race. His voice was of the ordinary 
 Oxford type, open, pleasant, and refined, with a certain 
 <^asy-going air of natural gentility, hardly marred by just 
 the faintest tinge of the thick negro blur in the broad 
 vowels. AVhen he talked to Ethel — and the vicar's wife 
 took good care that they should talk together a great 
 deal — his conversation was of a sort that she seldom heard 
 at Walton Magna. It was full of London and Oxford, of 
 boat-races at Iffley and cricket matches at Lord's; of 
 people and books whoso very names Ethel had never 
 heard — one of them was a jMr. Mill, she thought, and 
 another a Mr. Aristotle — but which she felt vaguely to bo 
 
4 STRANGE SroniES. 
 
 ono stop hifijhor in tho intolloctual scale than lier own 
 level. Tlien lii.s frieiulH, to wliom ho alluded caHually, 
 not liko ono who airs his grand acqnaintancuH, were siieli 
 very dlHtinf^uished people. Tliero was a real live lord, 
 apparently, at tho sarao collei^o with him, and ho spoke 
 of a yonnf;; baronet whoso estate lay close hy, as plain 
 " Harrinj^ton of Christchurch," without any " Sir Arthur" 
 — a thirif^ wliich oven tho vicar himself would hardly have 
 ventured to do. She knew that ho was learned, too ; as 
 a matter of fact he had taken a fair second class in Greats 
 at Oxford ; and he could talk delif^htfnlly of poetry and 
 novels. To say the truth, Jolm Crcedy, in si)ito of his 
 black face, daz/lcd poor Ethel, for ho was more of a scholar 
 and a g-entleman than anybody with whom sho had ever 
 before had tho chance of conversing on equal terms. 
 
 When Ethel turned tho course of talk to Africa, tho 
 young parson was equally eloquent and fascinating. Ho 
 didn't care about leaving England for many reau ns, but 
 ho would be glad to do something fo?" his poor brethren. 
 Ho was cntliusiastic about missions; that was a common 
 interest ; and ho was so anxious to raise and improve the 
 condition of his fellow-negroes that Ethel couldn't help 
 feeling what a noblo thing it was of him thus to sacrifice 
 himself, cultivated gentleman as ho was, in an African 
 jungle, for his heathen countrymen. Altogether, sho went 
 home from tho tennis-court that afternoon thoroughly 
 overcome by John Creedy's personality. She didn't for a 
 moment think of falling in love with him — a certain 
 indescribable race-instinct set up an impassable barrier 
 against that — but she admired him and was interested in 
 him in a way that sho had never yet felt with any other 
 man. 
 
 As for John Greedy, ho was naturally charmed with 
 Ethel. In tho first place, ho would have been charmed 
 with any English girl who took so much interest in 
 himself and his plans, for, liko all negroes, he was frankly 
 
TlIK IIEVEIIICXI) JOUX CliEEDY. 5 
 
 cgotiHtical, and delighted to find a white hidy wlio seemed 
 to treat him as a sni)erior being. But in the second phico, 
 Ethel was really a ehariuing, simple English village lassie, 
 with sweet little manners and a delici(ms hlnsh, who 
 might have impressed a far less susceptible man than the 
 young negro parson. So, whatever Etliel fc^lt, John 
 (^reedy felt liimsolf truly in love. And after all, John 
 (!reedywas in all essentials an educated Englisli gentle- 
 man, with the same chivalrous feelings towards a pretty 
 and attractive girl that every English gentleman ought 
 to have. 
 
 On Sunday morning Aunt Emily and Ethel went to 
 the parish church, and the lieverend John Creedy 
 preached the expected sermon. It was almost his first — 
 sounded like a trial trip, Uncle .James muttered — but it 
 was undoubtedly what connoisseurs describe as an admi- 
 rable discourse. John Creedy was free from any tinge of 
 nervousness — negroes never know what that word means 
 — and ho spoke fervently, elocjucntly, auvl with much 
 |)ower of manner about the necessity for a (jlold Coast 
 Mission. Perhaps there was really nothing very original 
 or striking in wliat ho said, but his way of saying it was 
 impressive and vigorous. The negro, like many other 
 lower races, has the faculty of speech largely developed, 
 and John Creedy had been noted as one of the readiest 
 and most fluent talkers at the Oxford Union debates. 
 When ho enlarged upon the need for workers, the need for 
 help, the need for succour and sympathy in the great task 
 of evangelization. Aunt Emily and Ethel forgot his black 
 hands, stretched out open -palmed towards the people, and 
 felt only their hearts stirred within them by tho eloquence 
 and enthusiasm of that appealing gesture. 
 
 The end of it all was, that instead of a week John 
 Creedy stopped for two months at Walton Magna, and 
 during all that time he saw a great deal of Ethel. Before 
 the end of the first fortnight he walked out one afternoon 
 
6 STiiAyai: sToiuKs. 
 
 along tlio rlvcr-luaiik with lior, aud talked earnestly of hif-'- 
 expected mission. 
 
 *' Miss Hcrry," ho said, as they sat to rest awhilo on tho 
 jiarapot of tlio littlo hridj^o hy tho weeping willow.s, "I 
 don't mind going to Africa, but I can't bear going all 
 alone. I am to have a station entirely hv myself up tho 
 Ancohra river, where I shall see no other Christian faeo 
 from year's end to year's end. I wish I could have had 
 iBumo one to accompany mo." 
 
 "You will 1)0 very lonely," Ethel answered. "I wish 
 indeed 3'ou could have some companionship." 
 
 " Do you really ? " John C'reedy went on. " It is not. 
 good for man to live alono ; ho wants a helpmate. Oli, 
 JMiss Ethel, may I venturo to hope that perhaps, if I can 
 try to deserve you, you will ho mine ? " 
 
 Ethel started in dismay. j\[r. ('reedy had been very 
 attentive, very kind, and she had liked to hear him talk 
 and had encouraged his coming, but sho was hardly 
 prepared for this. Tho nameless something in our blood 
 recoiled at it. Tho proposal stunned her, and sho said 
 nothing but " Oh, Mr. Crecdy, how can you say such a 
 thing?" 
 
 John Crecdy saw tho shadow on her face, tho uninten- 
 tional dilatation of her delicate nostrils, tho faint puckering 
 at the corner of her lips, and knew with a negro's quick 
 instinct of face-reading what it all meant. " Oh, Miss 
 Ethel," ho said, with a touch of genuine bitterness in his 
 tone, "don't you, too, despise us. I won't ask you for any 
 answer now ; I don't want an answer. But I want you 
 to think it over. Do think it over, and consider whether 
 you can ever lovo me. I won't press tho matter on you. 
 I won't insult you by importunity, but I will tell you 
 just this once, and once for all, what I feel. I lovo 
 you, and I shall always lovo you, whatever you answer me 
 now. I know it would cost you a wrench to take me, a 
 greater wrench than to take tho least and the un worthiest 
 
THE liKVEIlKND .10 US (REHDY. 
 
 of your own people. l>nt if you can only <;'ct over tliul 
 fir.st Avrtnch, I can promise ciiruestly and fiiithfully to lovo 
 you as well as over woman yet was lovetl. Don't say 
 anythinj:; now," ho went on, as he saw she was }:;oin;^ to 
 open hor mouth aj^ain : "wait and think it over; pray it 
 over; and if you can't see your \.'ay Htrai<j;ht hoforo you 
 when I ask you this day fortnight "yes or no,' answer mo 
 " no," and I gi^■o you my word of lionour as a gentleman 
 I will never speak to you of the matter again. I>ut 1 shall 
 carry your j)icturo written on my heart to my grave." 
 
 And Ethel know that he was speaking from his very 
 soul. 
 
 When sho went homo, sho took Aunt Emily up into her 
 little bedroom, over the porch where the dog-roses grew, 
 and told her all about it. Aunt Emily cried and sobbed 
 as if hor heart would break, but sho saw only ono answer 
 from the first. " It is a gate opened t') you, my darling,"' 
 sho said : " I shall break my heart over it, Ethel, but it is 
 a gate opened." And though sho felt that all the light 
 W(juld be gono out of her life if Ethel went, sho worked 
 with hor might from that moment forth to induce Ethel 
 to marry John Greedy and go to Africa. Poor soul, sho 
 acted faithfully up to her lights. 
 
 As for Uncle James, ho looked at the matter very differ- 
 ently. " Her instinct is against it," ho said stoutly, *' and 
 our instincts wasn't put in our hearts for nothing. They're 
 meant to be a guide and a light to ns in these dark 
 questions. No white girl ought to marry a black man, 
 even if ho is a parson. It ain't natural : our instinct is 
 again it. A white man may marry a black woman if ho 
 likes : I don't say anything again him, though I don't say 
 I'd do it myself, not for any money. But a whito woman 
 to marry a black man, why, it makes our blood rise, you 
 know, 'specially if you've happened to have cruised worth 
 speaking of along the Coast." 
 
 But the vicar and the vicar's wife were charmed with 
 
8 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 iho prospect of snccess, and spoke seriously to Etliel about 
 it. It was a call, they thought, and Ethel oughtn't to 
 disregard it. They had argued themselves out of tliose 
 wholesome race instincts that Uncle James so rightly 
 valued, and they were eager to argue Ethel out of them 
 too. What could the poor girl do? Her aunt and the 
 vicar on the one hand, and John Greedy on the other, were 
 too much between them for her native feelings. At the 
 end of the fortnight John Greedy asked her his simple 
 question " yes or no," and half againsther will she answered 
 "yes." John Greedy took her hand delicately in his and 
 fervidly kissed the very tips of her fingers ; something 
 within him told him he must not kiss her lips. iShe started 
 at the kiss, but she said nothing. John Greedy noticed 
 the start, and said within himself, " I shall so love and 
 cherish her that I will make her love mo in spite of my 
 black skin." For witli all the faults of his negro nature, 
 John Greedy was at heart an earnest and affectionate man, 
 after his kind. 
 
 And Ethel really did, to some extent, love him already. 
 It was such a strange mixture of feeling. From one point 
 of view he was a gentleman by position, a clergyman, a 
 ]nan of learning and of piety ; and from this point of view 
 Ethel was not only satisfied, but even proud of him. For 
 the rest, she took him as some good Gatholics take the 
 veil, from a sense of the call. And so, before the two 
 months were out, Ethel Berry had married John Greedy, 
 and both started together at once for Southampton, on 
 their way to Axim. Aunt Emily cried, and hoped they 
 might be blessed in their new work, but Unt^'i James 
 never lost his misgivings about the effect of Africa upon a 
 born African. " Instincts is a great thing," he said, with 
 a shake of his head, as he saw the West Goast mail steam 
 slowly down Southampton Water, " and when be gets 
 among his own people his instincts will surely get the 
 better of him, as safe as my name is James Berry." 
 
THE REVEREND JOHN CREEDY. 
 
 n. 
 
 The little mission bungalow at ButaLuo, a wooden slied 
 neatly thatehod with fan palms, had been built and gar- 
 nished by the native catechist from Axim and his wife 
 before tho arrival of the missionaries, so that Ethel found 
 a habitable dwelling ready for her at the end of her h)ng 
 boat journey up the rapid stream of the Ancobra. There 
 the strangely matched pair settled down quietly enough to 
 their work of teaching and catechizing, for tho mission 
 had already been started by the native evangelist, and 
 many of the people were fairly ready to hear and accept 
 the new religion. For the first ten or twelve months 
 I^thel's letters homo were full of praise and love for dear 
 -lohn. Now that she had come to know Idm well, she 
 wondered she had ever feared to marry him. No husband 
 was over so tender, so gentle, so considerate. Ho nursed 
 her in all lier little ailments like a woman; she leaned on 
 Iiim as a wife leans on the strong arm of her husband. 
 And then ho was so clever, so wise, so learned. Her only 
 grief was that she feared she was not and would never bo 
 good enough for him. Yet it was well for her that they 
 were living so entirely away from all white society at 
 Butal)ue, for there slie had nobody with whom to contrast 
 John but the half-clad savages around them. Judged by 
 tho light of that startling contrast, good John Creedy, 
 witli his cultivated ways and gentle manners, seemed like 
 an Englishman indeed. 
 
 John Creedy, for his part, thought no less well of his 
 Ethel. He was tenderly resi)ectful to her ; more distant, 
 perhaps, than is usual between husband and wife, oven in 
 the first months of marriage, but that was due to his innate 
 delicacy of feeling, which made him half unconsciously 
 recognize the depth of the gulf that still divided them. 
 Ho cherished her like some saintly thing, too sacred for 
 
10 STllAXGE STORIES. 
 
 the oonimon world. Yet Ethel was liis helper in all his 
 work, so clieorful under the necessary privations of their 
 life, so ready to put up Avith bananas and cassava IjalLs, so 
 apt at kncadino- plantain paste, so willing to learn IVoin 
 the negro women all the mysteries of mixing agadey, 
 cardcey, and koko pudding. No tropical heat seemed to 
 put her out of temper ; even the horrible country fever 
 itself she bore \vith such gentlo resignation, John Creody 
 felt in his heart of hearts tliat ho would willingly give up 
 his life for her, and that it would bo but a small sacrifice 
 for so sweet a creature. 
 
 One day, shortly after their arrival at P»utabue, John 
 Creedy began talking in English to the catechist about 
 tlio best way of setting to work to learn the native lan- 
 guage. He had left the countr}^ when he was nine years 
 old, ho said, and had forgotten all about it. The catechist 
 answered him qnickl}'- in a Fanteo phrase. John Creedy 
 looked amazed and started. 
 
 " What d he say ? ' ' asked Ethel. 
 
 " He says tliat 1 shall soon learn if only I listen ; but the 
 curious thing is, Ethie, that I understand him." 
 
 " It has c()m(> back to you, John, that's all. You aro 
 so quick at languages, and now you hear it again you 
 remember it." 
 
 " I'erhaps so," said the missionary, slowly, " but I have 
 never recalled a word of it for all these years. I wonder 
 if it will all come back to me." 
 
 " Of course it will, dear," said Ethel ; " you'know, things 
 come to you so easily in that way. You almost learned 
 Portuguese while we were coming out from hearing those 
 IJenguela people." 
 
 And so it did come back, sure enough. Before John 
 Creedy had been six weeks at Butabue, he could talk Fanteo 
 as fluen Jy as any of the natives around him. After all, 
 he was nine years old when he was taken to England, 
 and it was no great wonder that he should recollect the 
 
■VSS 
 
 THE UEVEREND JOHN CUE ED Y. 
 
 n 
 
 •'<• 
 
 lavignaj^o ho had heard in his childhood till that age. 6 till, 
 ho liimsclf noticed rather uneasily that every phrase and 
 word, down to tho very lieathcn charms and prayers of his 
 intiuicy, camo back to him now with startling vividness 
 and without an ellbrt. 
 
 Four months aftor their arrival John saw ono day a tall 
 and ugly negro woman, in tho scanty native dress, standing 
 near tho rudo market-place whero tho Butabue butchers 
 killed and sold their reeking goat-moat. Ethel saw him 
 start again, and Avith a terrible foreboding in her heart, 
 she could not hel}) asking him why ho started. " I can't, 
 tell you,; Ethic," ho said, piteously ; " for heaven's sako 
 don't press mo. I want to spare you." But Ethel would 
 hear. " Is it your mother, John ? " she asked hoarsely. 
 
 " No, thank heaven, not my mother, Ethie," he answered 
 her, with something like pallor on his dark cheek, " not 
 my mother ; but I remember tho woman." 
 
 "A relative?" 
 
 " Oh, Etliie, don't press me. Yes, my mother's sister, 
 I remenrber lier years ago. Let us say no more about it." 
 And Ethel, looking at that gaunt and squalid savago 
 woman, shuddered in her heart and said no more. 
 
 Slowly, as timo went on, however, Ethel began to notico 
 a strange shade of change coming over John's ideas and 
 remarks about tho negroes. At first ho had been shocked 
 and distressed at their heathendom and savagery, but tho 
 more he saw of it tho more ho seemed to find it natural 
 enough in their position, and even in a sort of way 
 to sympathize with it or apologize for it. Ono morn- 
 ing, a month or two later, ho spoke to her voluntarily 
 of his father, llo had never done so in England. " I can 
 remember," he said, " ho was a chief, a great chief. IIo 
 had many Avives, and my mother was ono. Ho was beaten. 
 in War by Kola, and I was taken prisoner. But he had a 
 lino palace at Kwantah, and many fan-bearers." Ethel 
 observed with a faint terror that he seemed to speak with 
 
.12 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 pride and complacency of his father's chieftaincy. Sho 
 .shuddered again and wondered. ^Vas the West African 
 instinct getting the upper liand in him over the Christian 
 jjrentlenian ? 
 
 When the dries were over, and the koko-harvest gathered, 
 the negroes hehl a grand feast. John had preached in the 
 open air to some of the market people in the morning, and 
 in the evening he was sitting in the hut with Ethel, waiting 
 till the catcchist and his wife should come in to prayers, 
 for they carried out their accustomed ceremony decorously, 
 even there, every night and morning. Suddenly tbey 
 heard the din of savage music out of doors, and the noise of 
 a great crowd laughing and shouting down the street. John 
 listened, and listened with deepening attention. " Don't 
 you hear it, Ethie ? " he cried. " It's the tom-toms. I 
 know what it means. It's the harvest hattle-feast! " 
 
 " IIow hideous ! " said Ethel, shrinking hack. 
 
 " Don't be afraid, dearest," John said, smiling at her. 
 " It means no harm. It's only the people amusing them- 
 selves." And ho began to keep time to the tom-toms 
 rapidly with the palms of liis hands. 
 
 The din drew nearer, and John grew more evidently 
 excited at every step. "Don't j^ou hear, Ethie ? " he said 
 again. " It's the Salonga. What inspiriting music ! It's 
 like a drum and fife band ; it's like the bagpipes ; it's like a 
 military march. By Jove, it compels one to dance ! " And 
 ho got up as he spoke, in English clerical dress (for he 
 wore clerical dress even at Butabue), and began capering 
 in a sort of hornpipe round the tiny room. 
 
 " Oh, John, don't," cried Ethel. " Suppose the catechist 
 were to come in ! " 
 
 But John's blood was up. *' Look here," he said ex- 
 citedly, " it goes like this. Here you hold your matchlock 
 out; here you fire; here you charge with cutlasses; here 
 you hack them down before you ; here you hold up your 
 enemy's head in your hands, and here you kick it off 
 
THE REVEIlEyD JOHN CIIEEDY. 13" 
 
 anionrr tlio women. Oh, it's grand ! " Tliere was a torrlblo 
 light in liis black eyes as he spoke, and a terrible trem- 
 bling in his clenched l)lack hands. 
 
 "John," cried Ethel, in an agony of horror, "it isn't 
 Christian, it isn't linmau, it isn't worthy of you. I can 
 never, never love yon if you do such a thing again." 
 
 In a moment John's face changed and his hand fell as 
 if she had stabbed him. "Ethie," ho said in a low voice, 
 creeping back to her like a whipped spaniel, " Ethie, my 
 darling, my own soul, my beloved ; what haoe I done ! Oh, 
 heavens, I will never listen to the accursed thing again. 
 Oh, Ethie, for heaven's sake, for mercy's sake, forgive 
 me ! " 
 
 Ethel laid her hand, trembling, on his head. John sunk 
 upon his knees before her, and bowed himself down with 
 his head between his arms, like one staggered and peni- 
 tent. Ethel lifted him gently, and at that moment the 
 catechist and his wafo came in. John stood up iirndy, 
 took down his Bible and Piayer-book, and read through 
 evening })rayer at once in his usual impressiA^e tone. In 
 one moment ho had changed back again from the Fanteu 
 savage to the decorous Oxford clergyman. 
 
 It was only a week later that Ethel, hunting about in 
 the little storeroom, happened to notice a stout wooden 
 box carefully covered up. She opened the lid with some 
 difiiculty, for it was fastened down with a native lock, and 
 to her horror she found inside it a surreptitious keg of raw 
 negro rum. She took the keg out, put it conspicuously in 
 the midst of the storeroom, and said nothing. That night 
 she heard John in the jungle behind the yard, and looking 
 out, she saw dimly that he was hacking the keg to pieces 
 vehemently with an axe. After that ho was even kinder 
 and tenderer to her than usual for the next week, but Ethel 
 vaguely remembered that onco or twice before, ho liad 
 seemed a little odd in his manner, and that it was on those 
 days that she had seen gleams of the savage nature peep- 
 
14 STIiANGE STORIES. 
 
 inj^ through. Perhaps, she thouf^ht, with a shiver, his 
 civilization was only a veneer, and a glass of raw rum or 
 ao was enough to wash it ofT. 
 
 Twelve months after their first ariival, Ethel came homo 
 very feverish one evening from her girls' school, and found 
 John gone from the hut. Searching about in the room for 
 tlio <|uinine bottle, she came (jnco more upon a nim-keg, 
 and this time it was empty. A nameless terror drove her 
 into the little bedroom. There, on the bed, torn into a 
 hundred shreds, lay John Creedy's black coat and Euro- 
 pean clothing. The room whirled around her, and though 
 she had never heard of such a thing before, the terrible 
 truth flashed across her bewildered mind like a hideous 
 dream. She went out, alone, at night, as she had never 
 done before since she came to Africa, into tlie broad lane 
 between the huts which constituted the chief street of 
 Eutabue. So far away from home, so utterly solitary 
 anion 2: all those black faces, so sick at heart with that 
 burning and devouring horror ! She reeled and staggered 
 down the street, not knowing how or where she went, till 
 at the end, beneath the two tall date-palms, she saw lights 
 flashing and heard the noise of shouts and laughter. A 
 group of natives, men and women together, were dancing 
 and howling round a dancing and howling negro. The 
 central figure was dressed in the native f;)sliion, with arras 
 and legs bare, and ho was shouting a loud song at the top 
 of his voice in theFantee language, while ho shook atom- 
 torn. There was a huskiness as of drink in his throat, and 
 his steps were unsteady and doubtful. Great heavens ! 
 could that reeling, shrieking black savage be John Greedy ? 
 
 Yes, instinct had gained the day over civilization ; the 
 savage in John Creedy had broken out ; he had torn up 
 his English clothes and, in West African parlance, " had 
 gone Fantee." Ethel gazed at him, white with horror — 
 stood still and gazed, and never cried nor fainted, nor said 
 a word. The crowd of negroes divided to right and left, 
 
TUE UEVERENI) JOHN CREED Y. 13 
 
 ami Jolm Crcody saw his wife stamlinj^* tlicvo liko a marWo 
 flguro. AVith oiio awful cry ho camo to himself again, and 
 rnshcd to lier side. Slie did not repel him, as ho expeetcd; 
 flio did not speak; she was mute and cold liko a corpse, 
 not liko a living woman, llo took her up in his strong 
 arms, laid her head on his shoulder, and carried her homo 
 tlirough tlio long lino of thatclied huts, erect and steady 
 as wlien ho iirst walked up the aisle of AValton IVIagna 
 church. Then ho laid her down gently on tho bed, and 
 called tho wife of tho catechist. " She has the fever," 
 he said in Fantco. '• Sit hy her." 
 
 The catechist's wifo looked at hor, and said, "Yes; tho 
 yellow fever." 
 
 And so she had. Even before sho saw Jolm the fever 
 luid been upon her, and that awful revelation had brought 
 it out suddenly in full force. She lay unconscious upon 
 the bed, hor eyes open, staring ghastlily, but not a trace of 
 colour in her cheek nor a sign of life upon hor face. 
 
 Jolin Creedy wrote a few words on a piece of paper, 
 which he folded in his hand, gave a few directions in 
 Fantee to the woman at tho bedside, and thea hurried out 
 like one on fire into the darkness outside. 
 
 III. 
 
 It was thirty miles through the jungle, by a native 
 trackway, to tho nearest mission .station atEffucnta. There 
 were two Methodist missionaries stationed there, John 
 Creedy know, for he had gone round by boat more than 
 once to sec them. When he first came to Africa ho could 
 no more have found his way across the neck of the river 
 fork by that tangled jungle track than ho could have flown 
 bodily over the top of tho cocoa palms; but now, half 
 
16 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 naked, harofootccl, and inspired with an overpowering 
 emotion, ho threaded his i>ath thron<^li the darkness among 
 the creepers and lianas of the forest in true African fashion. 
 Stooping here, creeping on all fours there, running in tho 
 open at full spoed anon, ho never once stopped to draw 
 breath till ho had covered tho wholo thirty miles, and 
 knocked in tho early dawn at tho door of tho mission hut 
 at EiTuenta. 
 
 One of tho missionaries opened tho barred door cautiously. 
 " What do you want ? " ho asked in Fantee of tho bare- 
 legged savage, who stood crouching by tho threshold. 
 
 " I bring a message from Missionary John Creedy," the 
 bare-legged savago answered, also in Fantee. " He wants 
 European clothes." 
 
 " Has ho sent a letter ? " asked tho missionary. 
 
 John Creedy took tho folded piece of paper from his 
 palm. The missionary read it. It told him in a few words 
 how the Butabue people had pillaged John's hut at night 
 and stolen his clothing, and how ho could not go outside 
 his door till ho got some European dress again. 
 
 " This is strange," said the missionary. " Brother Fel- 
 ton died three days ago of the fever. You can take his 
 clothes to Brother Creedy, if you will." 
 
 Tho bare-limbed savage nodded acquiescence. The 
 missionary looked hard at him, and fancied he had seen 
 his face before, but ho never even for a moment suspected 
 that he was speaking to John Creedy himself. 
 
 A bundlo was soon made of dead Brother Felton's clothes, 
 and tho bare-limbed man took it in his arms and prepared 
 to run back again the whole way to Butabue. 
 
 " You have had nothing to cat," said tho lonely mis- 
 Bionary. " Won't you take something to help you on 
 your way ? " 
 
 " Give me some plantain paste," answered John Creedy. 
 " I can cat it as I go." And when they gave it him he 
 forgot himself for the moment, and answered, "Thank 
 
THE nKVEUESl) JOHN CUEEDY. 17 
 
 you" in English. Tlio missionary stared, Tmt tliou;^lit it. 
 was only a single itliraso that ho liad ]>icke(l np at 
 Biitahiio, and that ho was anxiuus, no^ro-fushion, to air his 
 knowh (Igo. 
 
 liack throngh tho jnnglc, with tho hundlo in his arms, 
 John ( 'reedy wormed his way onco more, like a snake or a 
 tiger, never pausing or halting on the road till ho found 
 liiinsolf again in tho open space outside tho village of 
 Hutabue. There ho stayed awhile, and behind a clump of 
 wild ginger, ho opened tho bundle and arrayed himself 
 onco more from head to foot in English clerical dress. 
 That done, too proud to slink, ho walked bold and. erect 
 down tho main alloy, and quietly entered his own hut. 
 It was high noon, tho baking high noon of Africa, as lio 
 did so. 
 
 Ethel lay unconscious still upon the bed. Tho negi-o 
 woman crouched, half asleep after her night's watching, 
 at tiio foot. John Creedy looked at his watch, which 
 stood hard by on tho littlo wooden table. "Sixty miles iu 
 fourteen hours," ho said aloud. " Better time bv a great 
 <leal than when we walked from Oxford to tho White 
 Horse, eighteen months since," And then ho sut down 
 silently by Ethel's bedside. 
 
 " lias she moved her eyes ? " ho asked the negress. 
 
 "Never, John Creedy," answered the woman. Till last 
 night she had always called him " Master." 
 
 He Avatchcd the lifeless faco for an hour or two. There 
 was no change in it till about four o'clock; then Ethel's 
 eyes began to alter their expression. He saw tho dilated 
 pupils contract a little, and knew tliat consciousness was 
 gradually returning. 
 
 In a moment moro she looked round at him and gave a 
 littlo cry. " John," sho exclaimed, with a sort of awaken- 
 ing hopefulness in her voice, " where on earth did you gel 
 those clothes ? " 
 
 " These clothes ? " he answered softly. " Why, you 
 
 
 
18 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 must 1)0 wandcrlnjj; in your inind, Ethio dearest, to ask 
 Midi a question now. At Standen's, in the High at Oxford, 
 my darlinj;." And liu passed his black hand gently across 
 her loose hair. 
 
 Ethel gave a great cry of joy. *' Then it was a dream, 
 a horrid dream, John, or a turriblo mistake ? Oh, John, 
 .siiy it was a dream ! " 
 
 John drew his liand across hi^ forehead slowly. " I'^thio 
 darling," lie said, "you arc wandering, I'm alraid. You 
 have a Lad fever. I don't know what you mean." 
 
 " Then you didn't tear them up, and wear a Fantce 
 dress, and danco with a tom-tom down the street ? Oh, 
 John ! " 
 
 " Oh, Ethel ! No. AVhat a terrible delirium you must 
 have had I " 
 
 " It is all well," she said. " I don't mind if I die now." 
 And she sank back oxliausted into a sort of feverish sleep. 
 
 " John Greedy," said the black catechist's wife solemnly, 
 in Fantee, " you will have to answer for that lie to a 
 dying woman with your soul ! " 
 
 •' My soul ! " cried John Greedy passionately, smiting 
 both breasts Avith his clenched fists. " Mij soul ! Do you 
 think, you negro wench, I wouldn't give tny poor, miser- 
 al)io, black soul to eternal torments a thousand times over, 
 if only I could give her little white heart one moment's 
 forgetfulness before she dies ? " 
 
 For five days longer Ethel lingered in the burning 
 fever, sometimes conscious for a minute or two, but for 
 the most part delirious or drowsy all the time. She never 
 said another word to John about her terrible dream, and 
 John never said another word to her. But ho sat by her 
 side and tended her like a woman, doing everything that 
 was possible for her in the bare little hut, and devouring 
 liis full heart with a horrible gnawing remorse too deep 
 for pen or tongue to probe and fathom. For civilization 
 with John Greedy was really at bottom far more than a 
 
TlUC UEVFMl.Sl) JOHN CUKEDY. 
 
 19 
 
 1 
 
 mere veneer; tlutu^li tlic siivaf^o instinctH might break out 
 with him now and again, Midi outbursts no raoro affected 
 liis ailult and acquired nature than a singUs bunm supper 
 or wine party at coHogo affects tlio nature of nianj* a 
 gfnthj-nniulod liUglish lad. The truest John freed of all 
 ■was the gentle, ti'iidor, English clergyman. 
 
 As he sat by her bedside slcejdcss and agnni/.ed, night 
 and day for five days together, one prayer only rose to his 
 lips tin\e after time : " Heaven grant she may die ! " IIo 
 liad depth enough in Ihe civilized side of his soul to feel 
 that that was the only way to save her from a life-long 
 shame. " If she gets well," ho said to himself, trembling, 
 *' 1 will leave this accursed Africa at once. I will work 
 my way back to England as a common sailor, and send her 
 liomo by the mail with my remaining money. I will 
 never inflict my presence upon her again, f(»r slio cannot 
 be persuaded, if on(;o she recovers, that she did not see me, 
 as she did see mo, a bare-1 imbed heathen Fantco brandishing 
 a devilish tom-tom. Vint I shall get work in England — 
 not a parson's; that I can never be again — but clerk's 
 work, labourer's work, navvy's work, anything ! Locdc at 
 my arms : I rowed five in tho Magdalen eight : I could 
 hold a spade as well as any man. I will toil, and slave, 
 and save, and keep her still like a lady, if I starve for it 
 myself, but she shall never see my face again, if once she 
 recovers. Even then it will bo a living death for her, 
 poor angel ! There is only one hope — Heaven grant sho 
 may die ! " 
 
 On the fifth day sho opened her eyes once. John saw 
 that his prayer was about to bo fulfilled. "John," sho 
 said feebly — " John, tell me, on your honour, it was only 
 my delirium." 
 
 And John, raising his hand to heaven, splemUdc mciida.v, 
 answered in a firm voice, " I swear it." 
 
 Ethel smiled and shut her eyes. It was f<jr the last 
 time. 
 
20 srn.wai: stoiuks. 
 
 Next in<»rnltij]f, .John Crecily — toarlo.sH, but parclicil and 
 <lry in tlio niouili, liko ouo st mined iincl luimaiiiicd — took 
 u pick.'ixo and licwod nut a rndo <i;ravo in tho loose soil 
 near tho river. Then he fashioned a ron<;li coflin from 
 twisted eanes with liis own hands, and in it ho roverenlly 
 placed the saered hod^'. llo alhiwcd no ono to liclp him 
 or come near liim — not even his ioHow-riirislians, tho 
 cateehist and his wife : Kthel Avas too holy a thing tor their 
 African hands to toneh. Next he \mt on his white surplice, 
 and for tho first and only time in his life ho read, without 
 a, quaver in his voice, tho Church of England Lurial service 
 over tho open grave. And when ho had iinished ho went 
 hack to his desolate hut, and cried with a loud voico of 
 utter despair, " The ono thing that Ixmnd nio to civilization 
 is gone. Henceforth I sliall never speak another word of 
 L'nglish. I go to my own people." So saying, he S( dcranly 
 tore up his European clothes onco more, bound a cotton 
 loin-cloth round his waist, covered his head with dirt, and 
 sat fasting and wailing i)itcously, like a broken-hearted 
 child, in his cabin. 
 
 Nowadays, the old half-casto rortugueso rum-dealer at 
 Ihitabue can point out to any English pioneer who comes 
 up the river which one, among a crowd of dilapidated 
 negroes who lie basking in tho soft dust outside his hut, 
 was onco tho Kevercnd John Greedy, B.A,, of Magdalen 
 College, Oxford. 
 
/>/?. anFATBKTS ENGAGEMENT, 
 
 KvKRYFsoDY kiiows by name at least ihe celoLratinl Dr. 
 (ircatrex, tlic discovcrt'i' of tliat al)slnise molecular theory 
 of tlio jntcrrulatioiis i)f forces aii<l energies, lie is a cum- 
 parativoly young man still, as times go, for a iierson of 
 .such scicntifie distinction, for he is now barely forty ; but 
 to look at his tall, spare, earnest figure, and his clear-cut, 
 delicate, intellectual fixee, you wi^uld scarcely iniagino 
 that he had once been the hero of a singularly strange and 
 romantic story. Yet tliero have been few lives more 
 romantic than Artliur Greatrex's, and few histories 
 stranger in tlicir way than this of his engagement. After 
 all, Avhy should not a scientific light have a romance of 
 Jiis own as well as other people ? 
 
 Fifteen years ago Arthur Clreatrex, then a young Cam- 
 bridge fellow, had just come up to begin liis medical 
 stmlies at a London hospital. He was tall in those days, 
 of course, but not nearly so slender or so pale as now ; for 
 ho had rowed seven in his college boat, and was a fine, 
 athletic young man of the true English university pattern. 
 Handsome, too, thini and always, but with a more human- 
 looking and ordinary handsomeness Avlien ho was young 
 than in these latter times of his scientific eminence. 
 Indeed, anv one who met Arthur Greatrex at that time 
 would merely have noticed him as a fine, intelligent young 
 English gentleman, with a marked taste for mauly sports, 
 
22 STIiAXGE STORIES. 
 
 anrl a dccidod opinion of liis own al)ont most passing- 
 matters of pnl)lic interest. 
 
 Already, even in those days, the young medical student 
 was very dcKiply engaged in recondite speculations ou the 
 (question of energy. His active mind, always dwelling 
 upon wide ])()ints of cosmical signiiicance, had hit upon 
 tlu! germ of that great revolutionary idea which was 
 afterwards to change the whole course of modern physics. 
 Ihit, as often ha^ipens with young men of t"^enty-five, 
 there was another subject Avhich divided his attention 
 with the grand theory of his life : and that subject was 
 the pretty daughter of hif-: friend and instructor, Dr. 
 Abury, tlio eminent authority on the treatment of the 
 insane. In all London you couldn't have found a sweeter 
 or prettier girl than Hetty Abury. Young (Jrcatrex 
 thought her clever, too ; and, tliough that is perhaps 
 saying rather too much, she was certainly a good deal 
 above the average of ordinary London girls in intellect 
 and accomplishments. 
 
 " They say, Arthur," she said to him on the day after 
 their formal engagement, " that tlio course of true love 
 never did run smooth; and j'ct it seems somehow as if 
 ours M'as wonderfully smoothed over for us by everybody 
 and everything. I am the happiest and proudest girl in 
 all the world to have won the love of such a man as you 
 for my future husband." 
 
 Arthur Greatrex stroked the back of her white littlo 
 hand with his, and answered gently, " I hope nothing will 
 over arise to make the course of our lovo run any the 
 rougher ; for certainly we do seem to have every hap- 
 piness laid out most temptingly before us. It almost feels 
 to mo as if my paradise had been too easily won, and I 
 ought to have something harder to do before I enter it." 
 
 " Don't say that, Arthur," Hetty put in hastily. " It 
 sounds too much like an evil omen." 
 
 " You superstitious littlo woman ! " the young doctor 
 
im. anEATiii'Lvs engagement. 2;i 
 
 rcplicfl with a smllo. " Tallcing to a scientific man aljoiit 
 .signs and portents!" And ho kissed hcv ^vce hand ten- 
 derly, and went homo to his baelielor hjdginj;' witli tliat 
 strange exhihiration in heart and step which only tho 
 ecstasy of first lovo can ever bring one. 
 
 " No," ho thonght to himself, as he sat down in his own 
 casy-cliair, and lighted his cigar; "I don't believe any 
 cloud can ever arise between mo and Hetty. We have 
 everything in our favour — means to live upon, lovo for 
 one another, a mutual respect, kind relations, and hearts 
 that were meant by nature (^ach for the other, Hetty is 
 certainly tho very sweetest little girl that ever lived; and 
 she's as good as she's sweet, and as loving as she's 
 beautiful. What a dreadful thing it is for a man in love 
 to have to read up medicine for his next examination ! ' 
 And he took a medical book down from tho shelf with a 
 sigh, and ])retended to be deeply interested in tho diag- 
 nosis of scarlet fever till his cigar was finished. But, if 
 the truth must lio told, the words really swam before him, 
 antl all the letters on tho pago aj^parently conspired 
 together to make up but a single name a th(jusand times 
 over — Hetty, Hetty, Hetty, Hetty. At last ho laid the 
 volume down as hopeless, and turned dreamily into his 
 bedroom, only to lie awake half the night and think 
 perpetually on that one theme of Hetty. 
 
 Next day was Dr, Abury's weekly lecture on diseases of 
 the brain and nervous system; and Arthur Greatrex, 
 convinced that ho really must make an eilort, went to 
 hear it. Tho sul)jeet was one that always interested him ; 
 and partly by dint of mental attention, partly out of sheer 
 desire to master tho matter, ho managed to hear it throuixh, 
 and even take in tho greater part of its import. As ho 
 left tho room to go down tho hospital stairs, ho had his 
 mind fairly disti acted between tho premonitory symptoms 
 of insanity and Hetty Abury. " Was there ever such an 
 unfortunate profession as medicine for a man in lovo ? " ho 
 
24 STJUNGE STORIES. 
 
 asked himself, half angrily. "Why didn't I go and bo a 
 parson or a banister, or anything else that would have 
 kept mo from mixing up such incongruous associations? 
 And yet, when ono comes to think of it, too, there's no 
 particular natuial conned ion after all between * Chitty 
 on Contract' and dearest Hetty." 
 
 ]\Iusing thus, he turned to walk down the great central 
 staircase of the hospital. As he did so, his attention was 
 attracted for a moment by a singular person who was 
 descending the opposite stair towards tlio same landing. 
 This person was tall and not ill-looking; but, as ho camo 
 down the steps, ho kept pursing up his mouth and cheeks 
 into the most extraordinary and hideous grimaces ; in 
 fact, he was obviously making insulting faces at Arthur 
 Grcatrex. Arthur was so much preoccupied at tho 
 moment, however, that he hardly had time to notice 
 tho eccentric stranger ; and, as he took him for one of the 
 harmless lunatic patients in tho mental-diseases ward, he 
 would have passed on. without further observin__, tho man 
 but for an odd circumstance which occurred as they both 
 reached the great central landing together. Arthur hap- 
 pened to drop the book he was carrying from under his 
 arm, and instinctively stooped to pick it up. At the same 
 moment the grimacing stranger dropped his own book 
 also, not in imitation, ))ut by obvious coincidence, and 
 stooped to pick it up with the self-same gesture. Struck 
 b}' tho oddity of tho situation, Arthur turned to look at 
 the curious patient. To his utter horror and surprise, l)c 
 discovered that the man he had been observing was his 
 own reflection. 
 
 In ono second the real state of the case flashed like 
 lightning across his bewildered brain. There was no 
 opposite stain.'ase, as ho know very -well, for he had been 
 down those steps a hundred times before : nothing but a 
 big mirror, which reflected and doubled the one-sided 
 iliglit from top to buttum. It. was only his momentary 
 
Dli. aUEATIlEX'S EXGAGEMENT. 
 
 'lb 
 
 prcocciiration ^vhicl^ bad made him for a minute fall into 
 the obvious delusion. The man whom he saw descending 
 towards him was rcully liimself, Arthur Groatrex. 
 
 Even so, he did not at once grasp the full strangeness 
 <.r the scene ho had just witnessed. It was only as ho 
 turned to descend again that he caught another glimpse 
 of himself in the big mirror, and Naw that he was still 
 mailing the most horrible and ghastliest grimaces — 
 "•riinaces such as ho had never seen ociualled save by tlio 
 monkeys at the Zoo, and (horridest th(mght of all !) by 
 the worst patients in the mental-disease ward. He pulled 
 himself up in speechless liorror, and l(;oked once more 
 into the big mirr(jr. Yes, there was positively no mis- 
 taking the fact : it was he, Aithur Grcatrex, fellow of 
 Catherine's, who was making these hideous and mean- 
 inirless distortions of his own countenance. 
 
 AVith a terrible effort of will ho pulled his face quite 
 straight again, and assumed his usual grave and quiet 
 dinneanour. For a full minute he stood looking at liimself 
 in the glass ; and then, fearful that some one else would 
 <;omo and surprise him, he hurried down the remaining 
 stejis, and rushed out into the streets <jf London. Which. 
 Avay he turned he did not know or car(^ ; all he know was 
 that ho was repressing by sheer force of muscular strain a 
 deadly impulse to pucker up liis mouth and draw down 
 the corners of his li^js into one-sided grimaces. As he 
 passed down the streets, he watched his own image faintlj* 
 nflected in the panes of the windows, and saw that he 
 was maintaining outward decorum, but only with a con- 
 scious and evident struggle. At one doorslop a little 
 <:hild was playing with a kitten; Arthur Grcatrex, who 
 was a naturally kindly man, looked down at her and smiled, 
 in spite of his preoccupation : instead of smiling back, the 
 child uttered a scream of terror, and rushed back into the 
 house to hide her face in her mother's apron. lie felt 
 instinctively that, in place of smiling, he had looked at 
 
20 STRANGE STOTIIES. 
 
 the cliild with one of liis awful faces. It was horriLle^ 
 imerulnral)le, and lie walked on through the h^rects and 
 across the bridges, pulling himself together all the time, 
 till at last, half-unconscionsly, ho found himself near 
 Pimlico, where the Aburjs were then living. 
 
 Looking around him, lie saw that ho had come nearly 
 to the corner where Hetty's little drawing-room faced the 
 road. The accnstumed place seemed to draw him oft' for 
 a moment from thinking of himself, and ho remembered 
 that he had promised Hetty to come in for luncheon. But 
 dare he go in such a state of mind and body as ho then 
 found himself in ? Well, Hetty would be expecting him ; 
 Hetty would be disappointed if ho didn't come ; ho cer- 
 tainly mustn't break his engagement with dear littlo 
 Hetty. After all, he began to say to himself, what was 
 it but a mere twitching of his I'mco, probably a slight 
 nervous aifection ? Young doctors are always nervous 
 about themselves, they say ; they find all their own 
 symptoms accurately described in all the text-books. His 
 face wasn't twitching now, of that he was certain ; tho 
 nearer ho got to Hetty's, tho calmer ho grew, and tho 
 more he was conscious he could relax his attention without 
 finding his muscles were plaj'ing tricks u])on him. Ho 
 would turn in and have luncheon, and soon forget all 
 about it. 
 
 Hetty saw him coming, and ran lightly to open tho 
 door for him, and as ho took his seat beside her at tho 
 table, lie forgot straightway his whole trouble, and found 
 himself at once in Paradise once more. All through lunch 
 they talked about other things — happy plans for tho 
 future, and tho small prettinesses that lovers find so 
 perennially delightful ; and long before Arthur went 
 away the twitching in his face had altogether ceased to 
 trouble him. Once or twice, indeed, in tho course of tho 
 afternoon he happened to glance casually at tho looking- 
 glass above tho drawing-room fireplace (those were tho 
 
LIl. GliEAiniLVS £:ngagemijnt. 27 
 
 pre- Morris Ian days when overmantels as yet -were not), 
 and ho saw to his o-yoat comfort that his face was resting; 
 in its nsual handsome repose and peacefuhiess. A Lriglit, 
 earnest, strong face it was, witli all the promise of great- 
 ness already in it ; and so Hetty thonght as she loohcd 
 np at it i'rora the low footstool where she sat by his side, 
 and half whispered into his ear tlio little timid ccmfidences 
 of early hetrothal. 
 
 Five o'clock tea came all too soon, and then Arthur felt 
 he must rcallv l-o goin"- and must get home to do a little 
 readinfr. On his way, he fancied once ho saw a street hoy 
 start in evident snr^irise as he approached him, hnt it 
 might ho fancy; and when the street 1>oy stuck his tongue 
 into the corner of his check and uttered derisive shouts 
 from a safe distance, Arthur concluded ho was only doing 
 after the manner of his kind out of pure gratuitous inso- 
 lence. Ho went homo to his lodgings and sat down to aTi 
 hour's work; Ijut after he had read up several pages more 
 of " Stuekcy on fiout," he laid down tho hook in disgust, 
 and took out IlLdmholt/ and Joule instead, indulfjins: 
 himself with a little desultory reading in his favourite 
 study of the higher physics. 
 
 As ho read and read the theory of correlation, tho great 
 idea as to tho real nature of energy, which had escaped 
 all these learned physicists, and which was then slowly 
 forming itself in his own mind, grcAv gradually clearer 
 and clearer still before his mental vision. Ilelmholtz was 
 wrong here, because ho had not thoroughly appreciated 
 the disjunctive nature of electric energy ; Joule was wrou"- 
 there, because he had failed to understand the real anti- 
 thesis between potential and kinetic. Ho laid down the 
 books, paced up and down tho room thoughtfully, and 
 beheld the whole concrete theory of interrelation embody- 
 ing itself visibly before his very eyes. At last ho grow 
 fired with the stupendous grandeur of his own conception, 
 seized a quiro of foolscap, and sat down eagerly at tho 
 
28 STRANGE STORTES. 
 
 table to give written form to the splendid phantom that 
 was floating hcfurohiin in so distinct a fashion. lie would 
 make a great name, for Hetty's sako ; and, when ho had 
 made it, his dearest reward would bu to know that Hetty 
 was proud of him. 
 
 Hour after hour he sat and wrote, as if inspired, at his 
 little table. The huidhidy knocked at the door to tell him 
 ilinner was ready, but ho would have none of it, ho said; 
 let her bring him up a good cup of strong tea and a few 
 plain biscuits. 80 he wrote and wrote in feverish haste, 
 <lrinking cup aftci* cup of tea, and turning off page after 
 p)age of foolscap, till long past midnight. "^^IMio whole 
 theory had come np so distinctly before his mind's eye, 
 under the exceptional exaltation of first love, and the 
 powerful stimulus of the day's excitement, that ho wrote 
 it off as though he had it by heart ; omitting only the 
 mathematical calculations, which lie left blank, not because 
 ho had not got them clearly in his head, but because ho 
 Avould not stop his flying pen to copy them all out then 
 and there at full length, for fear of losing the main thread 
 of his argument. Wlien ho had finished, about forty sheets 
 of foolscap lay huddled, together on the table before him, 
 written in a hasty hand, and scarcely legible ; but they 
 contained the first rough draft and central principle of 
 that immortal work, the " Transcendental Dynamics." 
 
 Arthur Greatrcx rose from the table, where his grand 
 discovery was first formulated, well satisfied with himself 
 and his theory, and fully determined to submit it shortly 
 to the critical judgment of the lioyal Society. As he took 
 up his bedroom candle, however, ho went over to the 
 mantelpiece to kiss Hetty's photograph, as he always did 
 (for even men of scienco are human) every evening before 
 retiring. He lifted the portrait reverently to his lips, and 
 was just about to kiss it, when suddenly in the mirror 
 before him he saw the same horrible mocking face which 
 had greeted him so unexpectedly that morning on the 
 
nn. GliEATIiEX'S ENGAGKMEST. 2»- 
 
 liospital staircnsc. It was a face of" inhuman devilry ; tlio 
 face of a iiiuiliioval demon, a hideous, i^rinnin^, distorted 
 ghoTil, a very earicaturo and insult upon tho features of 
 • humanity. In his dismay ho dropped tho frame and tho 
 photograph, shivering tho glass that covered it into a 
 thousand atoms. Summoning up all his resolution, ho 
 looked again. Yes, there was no mistaking it : a face 
 was gihing and jeering at him from the mirror with dia- 
 holical ingenuity of distorted hideousncss; a disgusting 
 face which even tho direct evidence of his senses would 
 scarcely permit hiui to believe was really tho reflection of 
 his own features. It was overpowering, it was awful, it 
 was wholly incredible ; and, utterly unmanned by tho 
 sight, he sank l)ack into his easy-chair and buried his face 
 bitterly between the shelter of his trembling hands. 
 
 At that moment Arthur Greatrex felt sure ho knew the 
 real meaning of the horror that surrounded him. l[o was 
 going mad. 
 
 For ten minutes or more he sat there motionless, hot 
 tears boiling up from his eyes and falling silently between 
 his fingers. Then at last he rose nervously from his seat, 
 and reached down a volume from tho shelf behind him. 
 It was I'rang's " Treatise on the Thysiology of the Brain." 
 He turned it over hurriedly for a few pages, till he carao 
 to the passage he was looking for. 
 
 " Ah, I thought so," hie said to himself, half aloud : 
 " ' Premonitory symptoms : facial distortions ; infirmity of 
 the will; inability to distinguish muscular movements.' 
 Let's see what Trang has to say about it. ' A not un- 
 common concomitant of these early stages' — Great heavens, 
 how calmly the man talks about losing your reason ! — 
 ' is an unconscious or semi-ccmscious tendency to produce 
 a series of extraordinary facial distortions. At times, tho 
 sufferer is not aware of the movements thus initiated ; at 
 other times they are quite voluntary, and are accompanied 
 by bodily gestures of contempt or derision for passing 
 
so STRANGE STOUII':S. 
 
 .stran^i^tsr.s.' Why, that's what must have liappcncil with 
 that boy this morning! 'Symptoms of this character 
 usually result from excessive activity of the brain, and aro 
 most frc(i[iient among mathematicians or scholars who have 
 overworked their intellectual faculties. Thoy may be 
 regarded as the immediate precursors of acute dementia.' 
 Acute dementia ! Oh, Hetty ! Oh, heavens ! What have 
 I done to deserve such a blow us this? " 
 
 lie laid his face between his hands once more, an;' 
 sobbed like a broken-hearted child for a few minutes. 
 Then he turned accidentally towards his tumbled manu- 
 script. " No, no," he said to himself, reassuringly ; "I can't 
 bo going mad. My brain was never clearer in my life. I 
 couldn't have done a piece of good work like that, bristling 
 with equations and iigurcs and formula;, if my head was 
 really giving way. I seemed to grasp the subject as I 
 never grasped it in ray life before. I never worked so well 
 at Cambridge ; this is a discovery, a genuine discovery. 
 It's impossible that a man who was going mad could ever 
 see anything so visibly and distinctly as I sec that uni- 
 versal prin(,iple. Let's look again at what Prang has to 
 say upon that subject." 
 
 He turned over the volume a few pages further, and 
 glanced lightly at the contents at the head of each chapter, 
 till at last a few words in the title struck his eye, and lio 
 linrried on to the paragraph thcj- indicated, with feverish, 
 eagerness. As he did so, these were the words which met 
 his bewildered gaze. 
 
 " In certain cases, especially among men of unusual in- 
 telligence and high attainments, the exaltation of incipient 
 madness takes rather the guise of a scientific or philosophic 
 enthusiasm. Instead of imagining himself the possessor 
 of untold wealth, or the absolute despot of a servile people, 
 the patient deludes himself with the belief that he has 
 made a great discovery or lighted upon a splendid generali- 
 eation of the deepest and most universal importance. IIo 
 
DJt. GREATIiEX'S ENGAGEMENT. 
 
 81 
 
 sees now trutlis crowdinc^ upon In'm ■with tlio most startling 
 and vivid olijcctivity. IIo perceives intimato relations of 
 things which ho never hoforo suspected. Ho destroys at 
 one hlow tho Newtonian theory of gravitation ; ho dis- 
 covers obvions flaws in tho nohular hypothesis of Laplace; 
 ho gives a scholar's-mato to Kant in tho very fundamental 
 l)uiuts of tho ' Critique of Pure Iveason.' The more serious 
 tho attack, tho nioro utterly convinced is tho patient of 
 tho exceptional clearness of his own intelligence at that 
 particular moment. Ho writes pamphlets whoso scientific 
 value he ridiculously over-estimates; and ho is sure to bo 
 very angry with an}'' ono who tries rationally to combat 
 his newly found authority. Mathematical reasoners aro 
 especially liable to this form of incipient mental disease, 
 wliich, when combined with tho facial distortions already 
 alluded to in a previous section, is peculiarly apt to ter- 
 niinato in acute dementia." 
 
 *' Acute dementia again ! " Arthur Greatrcx cried with a 
 gesture of horror, flinging tho book from him as if it were 
 a poisonous serpent. "Acute dementia, acute dementia, 
 acute dementia; nothing but acute dementia ahead of me, 
 ■whichever Avay I happen to turn. Oh, tliis is too horrible ! 
 I shall never bo ablo to marry Hetty ! And yet I shall 
 never bo able to break it to Hetty ! Great heavens, that 
 sucli a phantom as this should have risen between me and 
 paradise only since this very morning ! " 
 
 In his agony ho caught up tho papers on which ho had 
 written tho rough draft of his grand discovery, and 
 crumpled them up fiercely in his fingers. "Tho cursed 
 things! " ho groaned between his teeth, tossing them with 
 a gesture of impatient disgust into tho waste-paper basket; 
 "how could I ever have deluded myself into thinking I 
 had hit olThand upon a grand truth which had escaped 
 such men as Helmholtz, and Mayer, and Joule, and Thom- 
 son ! Tho thing's preposterous upon the very face of it ; 
 I must bo going mad, indeed, ever to have dreamt of it ! " 
 
82 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 ITo took up Lis cnndlo onco more, kissed the portrait \n 
 the Lrokcn fnuno \\\\\\ iiitcnso fervour a dozen times over, 
 and then went np f^loomily into liis own bedroom. There 
 lie did not attempt to nndicss, hut merely pulled off his 
 l)Oots, lay down in his elothes upon the hed, and hastily 
 l)lew t)nt the candle. For a long time ho lay tossing anil 
 turning in unspcakahle terror; hut at last, after perhajis 
 two hours or so, he fell into a (rouldod bleep, and dreamed 
 a hideous nightmare, in which somebody or other in 
 shadowy outlines was trying perpetually to tear him aAvay 
 by main force from poor pale and weeping Hetty. 
 
 It was daylight when Arthur woke again, und ho lay 
 for some time upon his bed, thinking over his last night's 
 Bcare, which seemed much less serious, as such things 
 always do, now that the sun had risen upon it. After a 
 while his mind got round to the energy question ; and, as 
 he thought it over onco more, the conviction forced itself 
 afresh npon him that he was right upon the matter after 
 all, and that if ho was going mad there was at least methotl 
 in his madness. So firmly was ho convinced upon this 
 point jiow (though ho recognized that that very certainty 
 might bo merely a symptom of his coming malady) that 
 ho got up hurriedly, before the lodging-houso servant came 
 to clean up his littlo sitting-room, so as to rescue his 
 crumpled foolscap from the waste-paper basket. After 
 that, a bath and breakfast almost made him laugh at his 
 evening terrors. 
 
 All the morning Arthur Grratrex sat down at his tabic 
 again, working in the algebraical calculations which he 
 had omitted from his paper overnight, and finishing it in 
 full form as if for presentation to a learned society. But 
 ho did not mean now to offer it to any society : he had a 
 far deeper and more personal interest in the matter at 
 present than that. He wanted to settle first of all the 
 question whether he was going mad or not. Afterwards, 
 there would be plenty of time to settle such minor theo- 
 
LIL aurATREX'S UXCrAGEMLWr. 
 
 83 
 
 rctical proLloms as (ho general physical constitution of tlio 
 universe. 
 
 As soon Jis lie liad finished liis calculations ho took tho 
 paper in his liands, and ^vent out with it to make two calls 
 on Kcientilio acquaintances. Tlio first man ho called upon 
 was that distinguished specialist, Trolcssor Linkliglit, one 
 of the greatest authorities of his own day on all questions 
 of inolecuhir physics. Poor man ! ho is almost forgotten 
 now, for ho died ten years ago ; and his scientific reputa- 
 tion was, after all, of that ilashy sort which hascs itself 
 chiefly upon 2;ivini»; <j:;ood dinners to leading fellows of tho 
 Iloyal Society.. But fifteen years ago ProfLSsor Linkliglit, 
 ■with his cut-and-dried dogmatic notions, and his narrow 
 technical accuracy, was universally considered tho prin- 
 cipal physical philoso})her in all England. To liim, 
 then, Arthur Greatrcx — a far deeper and clearer thinker — 
 took in all humility tho first manuscript of liis marvellous 
 discovery ; not to ask him whether it was true or not, hut 
 to find out whether it was physical science at all or pure 
 insanity. The professor received him kindly; and when 
 Arthur, who had of course his own reasons for attempting 
 a littlo modest concealment, asked him to look over a 
 friend's paper for liim, with a view to its presentation to 
 tho Itoyal Society, ho cheerfully promised to do liis best. 
 "Though you will admit, my dear Mr. Greatrox," ho said 
 with his blandest smile, " that your friend's manuscrijit 
 certainly does not err on the sido of excessive brevity." 
 
 From Linklight's, Arthur walked on tremulously to tho 
 house of another great scientific magnate, Dr. AVarminster, 
 who shared with his friendly rival, Abury, the reputation 
 of being tho first living authority on tho treatment of the 
 insane in the United Kingdom. Before Dr. Warminster, 
 Arthur mado no attempt to conceal his apprehensions. 
 Ho told out all his symptoms and fears without reserve, 
 I even exaggerating them a little, as a man is prone to do 
 ' through over-anxiety not to put too favourable a face upon 
 
 
84 STItANGE STOTilES. 
 
 his own fiilincnts. Dr; "Wiirminstcr listened attentively 
 and with a ;i;athevinj; interest to all that Arthur told him, 
 and at the end of his account ho shook his head j;looniily, 
 and answered in a very grave and sympathetic tone. 
 
 *' My dear Grtatrex," ho said gently, holding his arm 
 with a kindly pressure, " I should ho dealing wrongly 
 with y<»n if I did not candidly tcdl you that your case 
 gives ground for very serious apprehensions. You aro a 
 young man, and with steady attention to curative means 
 and surroundings, it is possible that you may ward off 
 this threatened danger. Society, amusement, relaxation, 
 com])lete cessation of scientific work, absence, as far as 
 possible, of mental anxiety in any form, may enable you 
 to tide over the turning point. But that there is danger 
 threatened, it would bo unkind and untrue not to warn 
 you. It is very unusual for a patient to consult us in 
 person about these matters. More often it is the friends 
 who notice the coming change ; but, as you ask mo 
 directly for an opinion, I can't help telling you that I 
 regard your caso as not without real cause for the strictest 
 caro and for a preventive regimen." 
 
 Arthur thanked him for tlio numerous directions ho 
 gave as to things which should bo done or things which 
 should be avoided, and liurried out into the street with 
 his brain swimming and reeling. " Absence of mental 
 anxioty ! " ho said to himself bitterly. " How calmly 
 they talk about mental anxiety ! How can I possibly be 
 free from anxiety when I know I may go mad at any 
 moment, and that the blow would kill Hetty outright ? 
 For myself, I should not care a farthing ; but for Hetty ! 
 It is too terrible." 
 
 Ho had not the heart to call at the Aburys' that after- 
 noon, though he had promised to do so ; and he tortured 
 himself with the thought that Hetty would think him 
 neglectful. Ho could not call again while the present 
 suspense lasted ; and if his worst fears were confirmed ho 
 
Dn. annATULX's engackmest. 
 
 8ff 
 
 coiiUl never call again, except once, to take leave of Hetty 
 forever. Fur, tleeply as Arthur (Jreatrex loved her, ho 
 loved her too well ever to dream of marrying her if tho 
 poHsihlo shadow of madness was to cloud her future lifo 
 with its perpetual presence, lietter she should bear tho 
 shock, oven if it killed her at once, than that both should 
 live in ceaseless apprehension of that horrible possibility, 
 and should become tho parents of children upon whom 
 that hereditary curse might rest for a lifetime, reflecting 
 itself back with tho added sting of conscientious roniorso 
 on the father wlio had brought them into the world 
 against his own clear judgment of right and justice. 
 
 Next morning Arthur went round once more to Professor 
 Linklight's. Tiie professor had promised to read through 
 tho paper immediately, and give his opinion of its chaucea 
 for presentation to tho Royal Society, lie was sitting at 
 liis breakfast-table, in his flowered dressing-gown and 
 slippers, when Arthur called upon him, and, with a q\x\} of 
 cofieo in one hand, was actually skimming tho last few 
 pages through his critical eye-glass as his visitor entered. 
 
 "Good-morning, Mr. Greatrex ! " ho said, with one of 
 his most gracious smiles, indicative of tho warm welcomo 
 extended by acknowledged wisdom towards rising talent. 
 " You see I have been reading your friend's paper, as I 
 promised. Well, my dear sir, not to put too fine a point, 
 upon it, it won't hold water. In fact, it's a mere rigmarole, 
 Excuse my asking you, Greatrex, but have you any idea, 
 my dear fellow, whether your friend is inclined to be a 
 little cracky?" 
 
 Arthur swallowed a groan with the greatest difficulty , and 
 answered in as unconcerned a tone as possible, " Well, to 
 tell you the truth, Mr. Linklight, some doubts have been 
 cast upon his perfect sanity." 
 
 *' Ah, I should have thought so," tho professor went on 
 in his airiest manner ; " I should have thought so. The fact 
 is, this paper is fitter for the Transactions of the Colney 
 

 36 STBANGE STORIES. 
 
 Hatch Academy than for thoso of the Eoyal Society. It 
 has a delusive outer appearance of pliysical thinking, hut 
 there's no real meaning in it of any sort. It's gassy, 
 unsuhstantial, purely imaginative." Ard the professor 
 waved his hand in the air to indicate its utter gascousness. 
 " If you were to osk my own opinion al)0ut it, I should say 
 it's the sort of thing that might he produced by a young 
 man of some mathematical training with a very superficial 
 knowledge of modern physics, just as he was on the point 
 of lapsing into complete insanity. It's the maddest bit of 
 writing that has ever yet fallen under my critical notice." 
 
 " Your opinion is of course conclusive," Artliur answered 
 with unfeigned humility, his eyes almost bursting with 
 the tears he would not let come to the surface. " It will 
 be a great disappointment to my friend, but I have no 
 doubt liG will accei^t your verdict." 
 
 " Not a bit of it, my dear sir," the professor put in 
 quickly. " Not a bit of it. Tlicse cra/y fellows always 
 stick to their own opinions, and think you a perfect fool 
 for disagreeing with them. j\[ark my words, Mr. Grcatrex, 
 your friend will still go on believing, in spite of every- 
 thing, that his roundabout reasoning upon that prepos- 
 terous square-root-of-Pi theorem is sound mathematics." 
 
 And Arthur, looking within, felt with a glow of horror 
 that the theorem in question seemed to him at that moment 
 more obviously true and certain in all its deductions than 
 it had ever done before since the first day that he conceived 
 it. IIow very mad he must be after all. 
 
 Ho thanked Professor Linklight as well as ho was able 
 for his kindness in looking over the i)aper, and groped his 
 way blindly through the passage to the front door and 
 out into the square. Thence he staggered home wearily, 
 convinced that it was all over between him and Hetty, 
 and that he must make up his mind forthwith to his 
 horrible destiny. 
 
 If he had only known at that moment that forty years 
 
Lli. GBEATTiEX'S ENGAGEMENT. 87 
 
 earlier Professor Liiilcliglit had used almost tho samo 
 words about Young's theory of unduhitions, and had since 
 used them about every new discovery from that day to 
 the one on which ho then saw him, he might have attached 
 less importance than he actually did to this sujoposod final 
 proof of his own insanity. 
 
 As Arthur entered his lodgings ho hung his hat up on 
 the stand in the passage. There was a little strip of 
 mirror in the middle of tho stand, and glancing at it 
 casually ho saw once more that awful face — his own — 
 distorted and almost diabolical, which ho had learnt so 
 soon to hate instinctively as if it were a felon's and a 
 murderer's, lie rushed away wildly into his little sitting- 
 room, and flung his manuscript on tho tabic, almost 
 without observing that his friend Frccling, the rising 
 physiologist, was (quietly seated on the sofa opposite. 
 
 "What's this, Arthur?" Frceling asked, taking it up 
 carelessly and glancing at the title. " You don't mean to 
 say that you've linall}' written out that splendid idea of 
 yours about tho interrehttions of energy ? " 
 
 " Yes, I have, llariy : I have, and I wish to heaven 
 I hadn't, for it's all mad and silly and foolish and 
 meaningless ! " 
 
 ♦' If it is, then I'm mad too, my dear follow, for I think 
 it's tho most convincing thing in physics I ever listened 
 to. Lot me have the manuscript to look over, and see how 
 you'vCjWorked out those beautiful calculations about the 
 .s(|uare rijot of Pi, will you ? " 
 
 " Take the thing, for lieavcn's sake, and leave mo, 
 Harry, for if I'm not left alone I shall break down and 
 <'ry before you." And as he spoko ho buried his head in 
 his arm and sobbed like a woman. 
 
 Dr. Freeliiig knew Arthur was in lovo, and Avas aware 
 that people sometimes act very unaccountably under such 
 circumstances ; so ho did the wisest thing to be done then 
 nnd there : he grasped ]vti friend's arm gently with his 
 
38 STEANGE STORIES. 
 
 hand, spoke never a word, and, taking up his hat and tho 
 manuscript, walked quietly out into the passage. Then 
 he tokl the kandhidy to make Mr. Greatrex a strong cup of 
 tea, with a dash of brandy in it, and turned away, leaving 
 Arthur to solitude and his own reflections. 
 
 That evening's post brought Arthur Greatrex two 
 letters, which finally completed his utter prostration. 
 The first he opened was Ironi Dr. Abury. Ho broke the 
 envelope witli a terrible misgiving, and read the letter 
 through with a deepening and sickening feeling of horror. 
 It was not he alone, then, Avho had distorted tho secret of 
 his own incipient insanity. Dr. Abury's practised eyo 
 had also detected tho rising symptoms. The doctor wrote 
 kindly and with evident grief; but there was no mis- 
 taking the firm purport of his intentions. Conferring this 
 morning with his professional friend Warminster, a case 
 had been mentioned to him, without a name, which he at 
 once recognized as Arthur's. He recalled certain symp- 
 toms he had himself observed, and his suspicions wero 
 thus vividly aroused. Happening accidentally to follow 
 Arthur in tho street he Avas convinced that his surmise 
 was correct, and he thought it his duty both to inform 
 Arthur of the danger that encompassed him, and to assure 
 him that, deeply as it grieved him to withdraw the consent 
 he had so gladly given, he|could not allow his only daughter 
 to marry a man bearing on his face the evident marks of 
 an insane tendency. The letter contained much more of 
 regret and condolence ; but that was the pith that Arthur 
 Greatrex picked out of it all through tho blinding tears 
 that dimmed his vision. 
 
 Tho second letter was from IIett3\ Half guessing its 
 contents, ho had left it purposely till the last, and ho tore 
 it open now with a fearful sinking feeling in his bosom. It 
 was indeed a heart-broken, heart-breaking letter. What 
 could be the secret which papa would not tell her ? Why 
 had not Arthur come yesterday? AMiy could she never 
 
DB. GIIEATREX'S ENGAGEMENT. 89 
 
 marry him ? Why was papa so cruel as not to tell her 
 the reason? Ho couldn't havo done anvthino; in tho 
 slightest degree dishonourable, far less anything wicked : 
 of that she felt sure; but, if not, what could bo this 
 horrible, mysterious, unknown barrier that was so sud- 
 denly raised between them ? " Do write, dearest Arthur, 
 and relievo me from this terrible, incomprehensible sus- 
 pense ; do let me know what has happened to make papa 
 so determined against you. I could bear to lose you — at 
 least I could bear it as other women havo done — but I 
 can't bear this awful uncertainty, this awful doubt as to 
 your love or your constancy. For heaven's sake, darling, 
 send me a note somehow ! send mo a line to tell mo you 
 love me. Your heart-broken 
 
 "Hetty." 
 
 Arthur took his hat, and, unable to enduro this agony, 
 set out at once for tho Aburys'. When ho reached the 
 door, the servant who answered his ring at tho boll told 
 iiim he could not seo tho doctor ; ho was engaged with two 
 other doctors in a consultation about Miss Hetty. What 
 was tho matter with Miss Hetty, then ? What, didn't ho 
 know that? Oh, Miss Hetty had had a fit, and l)r. 
 Freeling and Dr. MacKinlay had been called in to seo her. 
 Arthur did not wait for a moment, but walked upstairs 
 unannounced, and into tho consulting room. 
 
 Was it a very serious matter? Yes, Freeling answered, 
 very serious. It seemed Miss Abury had had a great 
 shock — a great shock to her affections — which, ho added 
 in a lower voice, " you yourself can perhaps best explain 
 to mo. Sho will certainly havo a long illness. Perhaps 
 she may never recover." 
 
 " Come out into tho conservatory, Harry," said Arthur 
 to his friend. "I can tell you there what it is all 
 about." 
 
 In a few words Arthur told him tho nature of the 
 
 A 
 
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40 STEANGE STOIilES. 
 
 shock, but without describing the particular symptoms 
 on which the opinion of his supposed approaching 
 insanity was based. Frecling listened with an incredulous 
 smile, and at the end he said to his friend gently, 
 " My dear Arthur, I wish you had told me all this l)efore. 
 If you had done so, we might have saved Miss Abury a 
 shock which may perhaps be fatal. You are no more 
 going mad than I am ; on the contrary, you're about the 
 sanest and most clear-headed fellow of my acquaintance. 
 Bit these mad-doctors are always finding madness every- 
 where. If you had come to me and told mo the symptoms 
 that troubled you, I should soon have set you right again 
 in your own opinion. To have gone to Warminster was 
 most unfortunate, but it can't bo helped now. What wo 
 have to do at present is to take care of Miss Abury." 
 
 Arthur shook his head sadly. " Ah," he said, " you 
 don't know the real gravity of the symptoms I am 
 suffering from. I shall tell you all about them some other 
 time. However, as you say, what we have to think about 
 now is Hetty. Can yon let me see her ? I am sure if I 
 could sec her it would reassure her and do her good." 
 
 I)r. Abury was at first very unwilling to let Arthur 
 visit Hetty, who was now lying unconscious on the sofa in 
 her own boudoir ; but Freeling's opinion that it might 
 possibly do her good at last prevailed with him, and ho 
 gave his permission grudgingly. 
 
 Arthur went into the room silently and took his seat 
 beside the low couch where the motherless girl was lying. 
 Her face was very white, and her hands pale and blood- 
 less. He took one hand in his : the pulse was hardly 
 perceptible. He laid it down upon her breast, and leaned 
 back to watch for any sign of returning life in her pallid 
 cheek and closed eyelids. 
 
 For hours and hours he sat there watching, and no 
 sign came. Dr. Abury sat at the bottom of the couch, 
 watching with him ; and as they watched, Arthur felt 
 
nil. GIIEATEEX'S ENGAGEMENT. 41 
 
 from time to timo that lils face was again twitching 
 horribly. However, ho had only thonghts for ono thing 
 now: would Hetty die or would she recover? Tho 
 servants brought them a little cako and wine. They 
 sat and drank in silence, looking at ono another, but 
 each absorbed in his own thoughts, and speaking never a 
 word for good or evil. 
 
 At last Hetty's eyes opened. Arthnr noticed tho 
 change first, and took her hand in his gently. Her 
 staring gaze fell upon hiui for a moment, and she asked 
 feebly, " Arthur, Arthnr, do you still love mo ? " 
 
 "Lovoytm, Hetty? AVith all my heart and soul, as I 
 have always loved you ! " 
 
 She smiled, and said nothing. Dr. Abury gave her a 
 little wine in a teaspoon, and she drank it quietly. Then 
 she shut her eyes again, but this timo she was sleeping. 
 
 All nig] it Arthur watched still by tho bedside where 
 they put her a little later, and 1)^. Abury and a nurse 
 watched with him. In tho morning she woke slightly 
 better, and when she saw Arthur still there, she smiled 
 again, and said that if he was with her, she was happy. 
 When Freeling came to inquire after the patient, he 
 ibund her so much stronger, and Arthur so worn with fear 
 and sleeplessness, that he insisted upon carrying off his 
 friend in his brougham to his own house, and giving him 
 a slight restorative. He might come back at once, he 
 said ; but only after he had had a dose of mixture, a glass 
 of brandy and seltzer, and at least a mouthful of some- 
 thing for breakfast. 
 
 As Freeling was drawing the cork of tho seltzer, 
 Arthur's eye happened to light on a monkey, which was 
 chained to a post in the little area plot outside tho con- 
 sulting-room, Arthur was accustomed to see monkeys 
 there, for Freeling often had invalids from tho Zoo to 
 observe side by side with human patients ; but this par- 
 ticular monkey fascinated him even in his present shat- 
 
42 . STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 teretl state of nerves, becanse there was a sometliing in its 
 face wliicli seemed strangely and horribly familiar to him. 
 As ho looked, ho recognized with a feeling of unspcakablo 
 aversion what it was of which tho monkey reminded 
 him. It was making a series of hideous and apparently 
 mocking grimaces — the very self-same grimaces which 
 ho had seen on his own features in tho mirror during 
 the last day or two ! Horrible idea ! He was descending 
 to the level of the very monkeys ! 
 
 The more he watched, tho more absolutely identical tho 
 two sets of grimaces appeared to him to be. Could it bo 
 fancy or was it reality? Or might it be one more delu- 
 sion, showing that his brain was now giving way entirely? 
 He rubbed his eyes, steadied his attention, and looked 
 again with the deepest interest. No, he could not bo 
 mistaken. Tho monkey was acting in every respect 
 precisely as ho himself had acted. 
 
 " Harry," ho said, in a low and frightened tone, " look 
 at this monkey. Is he mad ? Tell me." 
 
 "My dear Arthur," replied his friend, with just a shade 
 of expostulation in his voice, " you have really got mad- 
 ness on the brain at present. No, ho isn't mad at all. 
 He's as sane as you are, and that's saying a good deal, I 
 can assure you." 
 
 " But, Harry, you can't have seen what he's doing. 
 He's grimacing and contorting himself in tho most extra- 
 ordinary fashion." 
 
 " Well, monkeys often do grimace, don't they ? " Harry 
 Freeling answered coolly. " Take this brandy and you'll 
 soon feel better." 
 
 " But they don't grimace like this one," Arthur per- 
 sisted. 
 
 " No, not like this one, certainly. That's why I've got 
 him here. I'm going to operate upon him for it under 
 chloroform, and cure him immediately." 
 
 Arthur leaped from his seat like one demented. " Operato 
 
Dli. GllEATliE.VS EXGAGEMENT. 
 
 4& 
 
 upon him, euro liiiii ! " ho cried hastily. *' 'What on earth 
 do you mean, Harry ?" 
 
 "My dear hoy, don't ho so excited," said Freeling. 
 " This suspense and sleeplessness havo been too much for 
 you. This is antiviviscction carried ad ahsiirdiun. You 
 don't mean to say you ohject to o]ierations upon a monkey 
 fur his own honetit, do you ? If I don't cut a nerve, 
 tetanus will finally set in, and he'll die of it in great 
 ap;ony. Drink off your brandy, and you'll feel better 
 after it." 
 
 " But, Harry, what's the matter with the monkey ? For 
 heaven's sake, tell mo ! " 
 
 Harry Frecling looked at his friend for the first time a 
 little suspiciously. Could AVarminster be right after all, 
 and could Arthur really bo going mad ? It was so ridi- 
 culous of him to get into such a state of flurry about the 
 ailments of a tame monkey, and at such a moment, too! 
 '• Well," ho answered slowly, " tho monkey has got facial 
 distortions duo to a slight local paralysis of tho inhibitory 
 nerves supplied to tho buccal and pharyngeal muscles, 
 with a tendencv to end in tetanus. If I cut a small 
 ganglion behind tho car, and exhibit santonin, tho muscles 
 will be relaxed ; and though they won't act so freely as 
 before, they won't jerk and grimace any longer." 
 
 " Does it ever occur in human beings ? " Arthur asked 
 eagerly. 
 
 " Occur in human beings ? Bless my soul, yes ! I'vo 
 seen dozens of cases. AVliy, goodness gracious, Arthur, 
 it's positively occurring in j'our own face at this very 
 moment ! " 
 
 " I know it is," Arthur answered in an agony of sus- 
 pense. *' Do you think this twitching of mine is duo to 
 a local paralysis of the inhibitories, such as you speak of? " 
 
 " Excuse my laughing, my dear fellow ; you really do 
 look so absurdly comical. No, I don't think anything 
 about it. I know it is." 
 
44 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 " Then you "believe Warminster was wrong in taking it 
 for a symptom of incipient insanity ? " 
 
 It was Frcoling's turn now to jump up in surprise. 
 " You don't mean to tell mo, Arthur, that that was the 
 solo ground on which that old fool, Warminster, thought 
 you were going crazy ? " 
 
 " IIo didn't SCO it himself," answered Arthur, with a 
 sigh of unspeakable relief. " I only described it to him, 
 and he drew his inference from what I told him. But the 
 real question is this, Harry : Do you feel quite sure that 
 there's nothinc: more than that tlio matter with me ? " 
 
 " Absolutely certain, my dear fellow. I can cure you 
 in half an hour. I've done it dozens of times before, and 
 know the thing as well as you know an ordinary case of 
 scarlet fever." 
 
 Arthur sighed again. " And perhaps," ho said bitterly, 
 "this terrible mistake may cost dear Hetty her life !" 
 
 Ho drank off the brandy, ate a few mouthfuls of food 
 as best ho might, and hastened back to tho Aburys'. 
 When he got there he learned from the servant that Hetty 
 was at least no worse ; and with that negative comfort ho 
 had for tho moment to content himself. 
 
 Hetty's illness was long and scri(jus ; but before it was 
 over Freeling was able to convince Dr. Abury of his own 
 and his colleague's error, and to prove by a simple piece 
 of surgery that Arthur's hideous grimaces were duo to 
 nothing worse than a purely physical impediment. The 
 operation was quite a successful one ; but though Great- 
 rex's faco has never since been liable to these curious 
 contortions, tho consequent relaxation of the muscles has 
 given his features that peculiarly calm and almost im- 
 passive expression which everybody must have noticed 
 ^^pon them at tho present day, even in moments of the 
 greatest animation. The difficulty was how to break tho 
 oause of the temporary mistake to Hetty, and this they 
 wore unable to do until sho was to a great extent con- 
 
Dli GllEATUEX'S ENGAGEMENT. 4;! 
 
 vakscent. AVhen onco the needful explanation was over, 
 and Artluir was aLlo onco more to kisa her with perfect 
 freedom from any tin^o of suspicion on lier part, ho felt 
 that his paradise was at last attained. 
 
 A few days heforo tlic deferred date fixed for their 
 weddincj, Frccling came into the doctor's drawing-rcom, 
 where Hetty and Arthur were sitting together, and tlirow 
 a letter with a Frcncli official stamp on its face down 
 upon the table. " There," ho said, " I find all tho members 
 of tho Academic des Sciences at Paris aro madmen also ! " 
 
 Hetty smiled faintly, and said wit]i a littlo earnestness 
 in her tone, " All, Dr. Frccling, that subject has been far 
 too serious a one for both of us to make it pleasant jesting." 
 
 "Oh, but look hero, IMiss Abury," said Freeling; "I 
 have to apologise to Artliur for a great liberty I have 
 ventured to take, and I tliink it best to begin by ox- 
 plaining to you wherein it consisted. Tho fact is, before 
 you were ill, Artluir had just written a paper on tho in- 
 terrelations of energy, which he showed to that pompous 
 old nincompoop. Professor Linklight. Well, Linklight 
 being ono of those men who can never see an inch beyond 
 his own nose, had the incomprehensiblo stupidity to tell 
 him there was nothing in it. Thereupon your future 
 husband, who is a modest and self-depreciating sort of 
 fellow, was minded to throw it incontinently into tho 
 waste-paper basket. But a friend of his, Harry Freeling, 
 who flatters himself that ho can sco an inch or two beyond 
 his own nose, read it over, and recognized that it was a 
 brilliant discovery. So what does ho go and do — hero 
 comes in tho apologetic matter — but get this memoir 
 quietly translated into French, affix a motto to it, put it 
 in an envelope, and send it in for tho gold medal com- 
 petition of tho Academic. Strange to say, tho members 
 of the Academic turned out to be every bit as mad as the 
 author and his friend ; for I have just received this letter, 
 addressed to Arthur at my house (which I have taken tho 
 
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4G STRANGE STOUIES. 
 
 further liberty of opening), and it informs mo that tho 
 Acadeniio clucrees its gokl medal for physical discovery to 
 j\[. Arthur Greatrex, of London, which is a subject of 
 congratulation for us tlirco, and a regular slap in tho faco 
 for pompous old Linlclight." 
 
 Hetty seized Frceling's two hands in hers. " You have 
 Ijccn our gucjd genius, Dr. Freeling," she said with brim- 
 ming eyes. " I owe Arthur to you ; and Arthur owes mo 
 to you ; and now wo both owe j'ou this. What can wo 
 ever do to thank you sufficiently ? " 
 
 Since those days llctty and Arthur have long been 
 married, and Dr. (jlrcatrox's famous work (in its enlarged 
 form) has been translated into all tho civilized languages 
 of tho world, as well as into German ; but to this moment, 
 happy as they both are, you can read in their faces the 
 lasting marks of that one terrible anxiety. To many of 
 their friends it seemed afterwards a more laughing matter ; 
 but to thoso two, who went through it, and especially to 
 Arthur Greatrex, it is a memory too painful to be looked 
 back upon even now witliout a thrill of teii'ible recol- 
 lection. 
 
3fn. CHUNG. 
 
 riiE first time I ever met poor Clinng was at ono of AFrs. 
 LJouvcric Barton's Tliursday cvciung receptions in Eiitoa 
 Place. Of course you know Mrs. Bouverio Barton, tho 
 3lcvercst literary hostess at tliis moment living in London, 
 ricrself a well-known novelist, slio collects around her all 
 tho people worth knowing, at her delightful At Homes ; 
 and whenever you go there you arc sure to meet somebody 
 whoso acquaintance is a treasure and an acquisition for 
 your whole after life. 
 
 Well, it so happened on ono of those cnjoyablo Thurs- 
 day evenings that I was sitting on the circular ottoman in 
 the little hack room -with Miss Amelia Hogg, tho famous 
 woman's-rights advocate. Now, if there is a subject on 
 earth which infinitely bores me, that subject is woman's 
 rights ; and if there is a person on earth who can make it 
 absolutely unendurable, that person is Miss Amelia Hogg. 
 So I let her speak on placidly in her own interminable 
 manner about the fortunes of the Bill — she always talks 
 ;*s though her own pet Bill were tho only Bill now exist- 
 ing on this sublunary planet — and while I interposed an 
 occasional " Indeed " or " Quito so " for form's sake, I gavo 
 myself up in reality to digesting tho conversation of two 
 intelligent people who sat back to back with us on tho 
 other side of the round ottoman. 
 
 "Yes," said ono of the speakers, in a peculiarly soft 
 
48 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 silvery voice wliich cnntrnstcd oddly with I\Iiss IT(.)gg'.s 
 querulous treble, " Iuh loss is a very Kcvoro ouo to con- 
 temporary philosojiliy. llis l)Ook on tlio " riiysiolojijy of 
 Perception " is one of the most masterly pieces of analytic 
 ■work I have ever met -vvilh in tlio whole course of my 
 psycholoj^iciil reading. It was to me, I confess, who ap- 
 proached it frcsli from the school of Schclling and llegul, 
 a perfect revelation of a liostcrior'i thinking. I shall never 
 coaso to regret that ho did not livo long enough to com- 
 plete tho second volume." 
 
 Just at this point JMiss Hogg had como to a panso in her 
 explanation of tho scventy-iirst clause of tho Bill, and I 
 stole a look round tho corner to seo who ray philosophic 
 neighbour might happen to be. An Oxford don, no doubt, 
 I said to myself, or a young ( \and)ridgo professor, freshly 
 crammed to the throat with all the learning of tho Moral 
 Science Tripos. 
 
 Imagine my surprise when, on glancing casually at tho 
 silvery-voiced speaker, I discovered him to bo a full-blown 
 Chinaman ! Yes, a yellow-skinned, almond-eyed, Mon- 
 golian-featured Chinaman, with a long pigtail hanging 
 down his back, and attired in the official amber silk robo 
 and purple slippers of a mandarin of tho third grade, and 
 tho silver button. My curiosity was so fully aroused by 
 this strange discovery that I determined to learn some- 
 thing more about so curious a product of an alien civiliza- 
 tion ; and therefore, after a few minutes, I managed to 
 give Miss Amelia Hogg tho slip by drawing in young 
 Harry Farquhar tho artist at tho hundred-and-twentieth 
 section, and making my way quietly across the room to 
 Mrs. Bouverio Barton. 
 
 " Tho namo of that young Chinaman ? " our hostess said 
 in answer to my question. " Oh, certainly ; he is Mr. 
 Chung, of the Chinese Legation. A most intelligent and 
 ■well-educated young man, with a great deal of taste for 
 European literature. Introduce you ? — of course, this 
 
Mil. ciiiwa. 
 
 40 
 
 niimitc." Aiul slio led iho way back to -vvlioro my Oriental 
 phcnoinonon-wnH still sittlnj::, (loop as (3Vorin philosophical 
 prohloins with rrofL'ssorWoolstock, a spectacled oM f^-eiitlc- 
 man of fiernian aspect, who was evidently pinn])in<:; him 
 llioroii^hly witli a view to the materials for Voliiia(> Forty 
 of liis fortlieomiii^* i^r^at work on " Ethnical rsyclujlogy." 
 T sat hy.Mr. ('hun<^' for tlio greater part of what was 
 left of that evening. From tho very first ho exercised a 
 sort of indescrihahlo fascination over mo. His English 
 had hardly a trace of foreign accent, and his voice was one 
 of tho sweetest and most exquisitely modnlatod that I have 
 over heard. AVhen he looked at yon, his deep calm eyes 
 hospoke at once tho very essence of transparent sincerity. 
 Before tho evening was over, ho had told mo tho whole 
 history of his education and his past life. Tho son of a 
 well-to-do Pekin mandarin, of distinctly European tastes, 
 he had early passed all his examinations in China, and had 
 been selected hv the Celestial Government as one of tho 
 first hatch of students sent to Europo to ac'piire the ton;4ue.s 
 and tho sciences of tho Western barbarians, (.'hung's 
 bilh t was to England; and lui'e, or in France, ho had lived 
 witli a few intervals ever bince ho first came to man's 
 estate. He luul picked up our language ([uickly ; had 
 taken a degree at London University; and had made him- 
 self thonuighly at homo in Engli.sh literature. In fact, he 
 was practically an Englishman in everything but face and 
 clothing. His naturally fino hitellect had assimilated 
 European thought and European feeling with extraordinary 
 case, and it was often almost impo.ssihlo in talking with 
 him to remember that ho was not one of ourselves. If 
 you shut your eyes and listened, you heard a pleasant, 
 cultivated, intelligent young Englishman; when you 
 cpened them again, it was always a fresh surprise to find 
 yourself conversing with a genuine yellow-faced pig-tailed 
 ;^liinaman, in tho full costume of the peacock's feather. 
 " You -ould never go back to live in China? " I said to 
 
 5 
 
r>Q STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 him inquiringly after a time. " You couid never endure 
 life amonc; your own people after so long a residence in 
 civilized Europe?" 
 
 " My dear sir," he answered with a slight shudder of 
 horror, " you do not reflect Avhat iiwy position actually is. 
 ]\[y Government may recall me any day. I am simply at 
 their mercj-, and I must do as I am bidden." 
 
 "But you would not like China," I pu: in. 
 
 " Like it I " ho exclaimed with a gesture which for a 
 Chinaman I suppose one must call violent. •' I should 
 abhor it. It would be a living death. You who have 
 never been in China can have no idea of what an awful 
 misfortune it would bo for a man who has acquired civi- 
 lized habits and modes of thought to live among such a 
 set of more than mediieval barbarians as my countrymen 
 still remain at the present day. Oh no; God grant I 
 may never have to return there permanently, for it would 
 be more than I could endure. Even a short visit to Pekin 
 is bad enough ; the place reeks of cruelty, jobbery, and 
 superstition from end to end ; and 1 always breathe more 
 freely when I have once more got back on to the deck of 
 a I'airopeaii steamer that flies the familiar British flag." 
 
 " Then you are not patriotic," I ventured to say. 
 
 " Patriotic ! " he replied with a slight curl of the lip ; 
 " how can a man be patriotic to such a mass of corruption 
 and abomination as our Chinese Government? I can 
 understand a patriotic Russian, a patriotic Egyptian, nay, 
 even a patriotic Turk ; but a patriotic Chinaman — why, 
 the very notion is palpably absurd. Listen, my dear sir; 
 you ask me if I could live in China. No, I couldn't ; and 
 for the best of all possible reasons — they wouldn't let me. 
 You don't know what the furious prejudice and blind 
 superstition of that awful country really is. Before I had 
 been there three months they would accuse mo cither of 
 foreign practices or, what comes to much the same thing, 
 of witchcraft; and they would put me to death by one 
 
MJi. CHUNG. 51 
 
 of their most horriblo torturing punlsliinonts— atrocities 
 which I could not cvon mention in an English drawing- 
 room. That is tlio sort of Damocles' sword that is always 
 hanf»'ing over the head of every Europcanized Chinaman 
 who returns against his OAvn free will to his native 
 land." 
 
 I was startled and surprised. It seemed so natural and 
 simple to bo talking under Mrs. Bouverio Barton's Lig 
 chandelier with this interesting young man, and yet so 
 impossible for a moment to connect him in thought with 
 all the terrible things that one had read in books about 
 the prisons and penal laws of China. That a graduate of 
 London University, a philosopher learned in all the poli- 
 tical wisdom of Ilicardo, Mill, and Herbert Spencer, should 
 really bo subject to that barbaric code of abominable tor- 
 tures, was more than one could positively realize. I 
 hesitated a moment, and then I said, " But of course they 
 will never recall you." 
 
 " I trust not," he said quietly ; " I pray not. Very 
 likely tliey will let me stop hero all my lifetime. I am 
 an assistant interpreter to the Embassy, in wliicli capacity 
 I am useful to Pekin ; whereas in any home appointment 
 I would of course be an utter failure, a manifest impossi- 
 bility. But there is really no accounting for the wild 
 vagaries and caprices of the Vermilion Pencil. For aught 
 I know to tlic contrary, I might oven be recalled to-morrow. 
 If once they suspect a man of European sympathies, their 
 iirst idea is to cut off his head. They regard it as you 
 would regard the first plague-spot of cholera or small-po.\ 
 in a great city." 
 
 "Heaven forbid that they should ever recall you," I 
 said earnestly ; for already I had taken a strong fancy to 
 this strange phenomenon of \Vestern education grafted on 
 an immemorial Eastern stock ; and I had road enougli of 
 China to know that what ho said about his probable fate 
 if ho returned there permanently was nothing more than 
 
52 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 the literal ti'iiili. The Laroidca of such a catastrophe wa& 
 too horrible to bo realized for a moment in Eaton Place. 
 
 As we drove home in our little ono-horso brougham that 
 eveninc^:, my wife and Efno wore very anxious to learn 
 what manner of man my Chinese acquaintance might really 
 he; and when I told them what a charming person I had 
 found hiin, thcv were botli inclined rather to laugh at mo 
 for my entliusiastic description. Eftle, in particular, jeered 
 much at the notion of an intelligent and earnest-minded 
 Chinaman. "You know, Uncle darling," she said in her 
 bewitching way, "all your geese are always swans. Every 
 woman you meet is absolutely beautiful, and every man is 
 perfectly delightful — till Auntie and I liaA'O seen them." 
 
 "Perfectly true, Effie," I answered; " it is an amiable 
 weakness of mine, after all." 
 
 However, before the week was out Effio and jMariaii 
 between them winild have it that I must call upon Chung 
 and ask him to dine with us at Kensington Park Terrace. 
 Their curiosity was piqued, for one thing; and for an- 
 other thing, they thought it rather the clieeso in these 
 days of expansive cosmopolitanism to bo on speaking terms 
 with a (,'hinesc attache. " Japanese are cheap," said Efiie, 
 "horribly chea]) of late years — a perfect drug in the 
 market ; but a Chinaman is still, thank Heaven, at a social 
 premium." Now, though I am an obedient enough hus- 
 band, as husbands go, I don't always accede to Marian's 
 wishes in these matters ; but everybody takes it for granted 
 that Eflie's will is law. Eflie, I may mention parentheti- 
 cally, is more tlian a daughter to us, for she is poor Tom's 
 only child ; and of course everybody connected with dear 
 Tom is doubly precious to us now, as you may easily ima- 
 gine. So when Effio had made up her mind that Chung 
 was to dine with us, the thing was settled ; and I called at 
 his rooms and duly invited him, to the general satisfactiou 
 of everybody concerned. 
 
 The dinner was a very pleasant one, and, for a wonder, 
 
MIL CHUNG. 
 
 53 
 
 T]ftiG and Marian Loth coincided entirely in my hastily 
 Ibriucd opinion of Mr. (Jlmnj^. His mellow silvery voice, 
 liis frank trnthful manner, his perfect freedom from self- 
 oonsciousness, all pleased and impressed those stern critics, 
 and by the end of the evening they Avero Loth qnito as 
 much taken with his delightful persomility as I myself had 
 originally been. One link leads on to another; and the 
 end of it all was that when we went down for our summer 
 villoggiatura to Abbot's Xorbury, notliing would plcaso 
 IMarian but that ]Mr. Chung must be invited down as one 
 of our pa^t3^ He came willingly enough, and for live or 
 six weeks wo had as pleasant a time together as any four 
 people ever spent, (,'hung was a perfect encyclopaedia of 
 information, while his good humour and good s})irits never 
 for a moment failed him under any circumstances what- 
 soever. 
 
 One day we had made up a little private picnic to 
 Xorbury Edgx', and were sitting together after luncheon 
 under the shade of the big ash tree, when the conversation 
 happened to turn by accident on the small feet of Cliineso 
 ladies. I had often noticed that Chung was very reticent 
 about Cliina; he did not like talking about his native 
 country'; and ho was most pleased and most at liomo when 
 we treated him most like a Ihiropean born. Evidently ho 
 hated tin; provincialism of the Flowery Land, and loved 
 io lose his identity in the wider culture of a Western 
 •ivilization. 
 
 •' IIow funny it will be," said Efiio, " to see ]\Irs. Chung's 
 liny feet when yiju bring her to London. I suppose one 
 of these days, on one of your fij'ing visits to I'ekin, you 
 will take to yourself a wife in your country?" 
 
 "No," Chung answered, with (juiet dignity; "I .shall 
 never marry— that I have (piito decided in my own mind." 
 
 " Oh, don't say that," Marian put in (juickly ; " I hate to 
 iiear men say thev'll never marrv. It is such a terrible 
 :iiistako. They become so sellhsh, and frumpish, and oKl- 
 
84 stuakge stories. 
 
 bachelorish." Dear IMarian has a liigli idea of tlie services 
 she has reiidcrod to society in saving her own fortunate 
 Inisband from this miscraLlo and deplorable condition. 
 
 •' Perhaps so," Chung replied quietly. " No doubt what 
 you say is true as a rule. But, for my own part, I could 
 never marry a Chinawoman ; I am too thoroughly 
 Europeani/od for that ; we should have absolutely no tastes 
 or sympathies in common. You don't know what my 
 countrywomen are like, Mrs. "Walters." 
 
 " All, no," said my wifo c(mtomplatively ; *' I suppose 
 your people are all heathens. AVhy, goodness gracious, 
 Mr. Chung, if it comes to that, I suppose really you arc a 
 heathen yourself! " 
 
 Chung parried the question gracefull}'. " Don't you 
 know," said he, "what Lord Chesterfield answered to the 
 lady who asked him what religion he professed? 'Madam, 
 the religion to which all wiso men belong.' 'And what 
 is that V ' said she. ' Madam, no wise man over says.' " 
 
 " Never mind Lord Cliestcrfield," said Efiie, smiling, 
 " but let us come back to the future Mrs. Chuno;. I'm 
 quite disappointed you won't marry a Chinawoman ; but 
 at any rate I suppose you'll marry somebody ? " 
 
 " Well, not a European, of course," Marian put in. 
 
 " Oh, of course not," Chung echoed with tnio Oriental 
 imperturbability. 
 
 " Why of course 9 " Effie asked half imconsciously ; and 
 yet the very unconsciousness with which she asked the 
 question showed in itself that she instinctively felt the gulf 
 as much as any of us. If Chung liad been a white man 
 instead of a yellow one, she would hardly have discussed 
 the question at issue wdth so much simplicity and obvious 
 innocence. 
 
 *' Well, I will tell you why," Chung answered. " Be- 
 cause, even supposing any European lady were to consent 
 to become my wife — which is in the first place eminently 
 improbable — I could never think of putting her in the 
 
Ml!. criuxG. 
 
 •)J 
 
 terribly falso position that she would have to occupy iiiuler 
 existing circumstances. To begin with, herplaeo in ]']Tiglisli 
 society would be a peculiar and a trying one. lUit that is 
 not all. You must remember that 1 am still a subject of 
 the Chinese Empire, and a member of the Cliineso Civil 
 Service. I may any day bo recalled to China, and of 
 course — I say ' of course ' this time advisedly — it would 
 bo absolutely impossible for mo to take an English wife to 
 Pek.'.i 'vitli me. fSu I am placed in this awkward dilemma. 
 I would never care to marry anyl)()dy except a European 
 lady ; and to marry a European lady would be an act of 
 injustice to her which I could never dream of committing. 
 1 >ut considcringthejustifiablecontempt which all Europeans 
 rightly feel for us poor John Chinamen, I don't think it 
 probable in any case that the temptation is at all likely to 
 arise. And so, if yoiT please, as the newspapers always put 
 it, ' the suiiject then dropped.' " 
 
 We all saw that Chung v/as in earnest as to his wish 
 that no more should be said about the matter, and wo 
 respected his feelings accordingly ; but that evening, as wo 
 sat smoking in the arbour after the ladies had retired, I 
 said to him quietly, " Tell me, Chung, if you really aisliko 
 China so very much, and are so anxious not to return there, 
 why don't you throw oif your allegiance altogether, 
 become a British subject, and settle down among us for 
 good and all ? " 
 
 " My dear fellow," he said, smiling, " you don't think of 
 the diflicidties, I ma}- say the impossibilities, in the waj' of 
 any such plan as you propose. It is easy enough for a 
 European to throw off his nationality whenever he chooses ; 
 it [is a very different thing for an Asiatic to do so. More- 
 over, I am a member of a Legation. My Government 
 would never willingly let mc become a naturalized Englisli- 
 rnan ; and if I tried to manage it against their will they 
 would demand my extradition, and would carry their 
 point, too, as a matter of international courtesy, for one 
 
50 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 nation could never iiitorfero witli tho accredited ruprcscnta- 
 tivo of another, or Avith any of his suite. Even if I were 
 to ahscond and get rid of my personality altogether, what 
 would bo tho use of it? Nobody in England could find 
 any employment fur a Cliinaman. I have no property of 
 my own ; 1 depend entirely upon my salary fur support; 
 ray position is therefore quite hopeless. I must simply let 
 things go their own way, and trust to chance not to bo 
 recalled to Pekin." 
 
 During all tho rest of Chung's visit we let him roam 
 pretty mucli as he liked about the place, and Effie and I 
 generally went with him. Of course wo never for a moment 
 fancied it possible that Effie could conceivably take a fancy 
 to a yellow man like him ; the very notion was too pre- 
 posterously absurd. And yet, just towards the end of his 
 stay with us, it began to strike me uneasily that after all 
 even a Chinaman is human. And when a Chinaman 
 happens to have perfect manners, noble ideas, delicate 
 sensibilit}', and a chivalrous respect for English ladies, it 
 is perhaps just within tho bounds of conceivability that at 
 some odd moments an English girl might for a second 
 partially forget his oblique eyelids and his yellow skin. 
 I was sometimes half afraid that it might be so with Effie ; 
 and though I. don't think she wouht ever herself have 
 dreamed of marrying such a man — the physical barrier 
 between the races is far too profound for that — I fancy she 
 occasionally pitied poor Chung's loneliness with that 
 womanly pity which so easily glides into a deeper and 
 closer sentiment. Certainly she felt his isolation greatly, 
 and often hoped he would never really be obliged to go back 
 for ever to tliat hateful China. 
 
 One lovely summer evening, a few days before Chung's 
 holiday was to end, and his chief at the Embassy 
 expected him back again, Marian and I liad gone out for a 
 stroll together, and in coming home happened to walk 
 above tho little arbour in the shrubbery by the upper path. 
 
ME. CHUNG. 
 
 57 
 
 A scat let into the hedge bank overhung the sninnier-house, 
 und hero wo both Bat down silently to rest after our walk- 
 ing. As we did so, wo heard Chung'K voice in the arbour 
 close below, so near and no clear that every word was qiiite 
 distinctly audible. 
 
 *' For the last time in England," ho was saying, with a 
 softly regretful cadence in his tone, as wo came upon 
 liim. 
 
 " The lad time, Mr. Chung ! " The other voice was 
 Effie's. " What on earth do you mean by that ? " 
 
 " What 1 say, JMiss AValtcrs. I am recalled to China ; I 
 got the letters of recall the day before yesterday." 
 
 " The day before yesterday, and you never told us ! Why 
 didn't you let us know before? " 
 
 " I did not know you would interest yourselves in my 
 private affairs." 
 
 " Mr. Chung ! " There was a deep air of reproach in 
 Tuflie's tone. 
 
 " AVell, Miss AValtcrs, that is not quite true. I ought 
 not to have said it to friends so kind as you have all 
 shown yourselves to be. No ; m}^ real reason was that I 
 did not wish to grieve you unnecessarily, and even now I 
 would not have done so, only " 
 
 "Only ?" 
 
 At this moment I for my part felt we had heard tuo 
 much. I blushed up to my eyes at the thought that wo 
 should have unwittingly played the spy upon these two 
 innocent young people. I was just going to call out and 
 rush down the little path to them ; but as I made a slight 
 movement forward, Marian held my Avrist with an implor- 
 ing gesture, and earnestly put her finger on my lips. I 
 was overborne, and I regret to say J stopped and listened. 
 Marian did not utter a word, but speaking rapidly on her 
 fingers, as we all had learnt to do for poor Tom, she said 
 impressivel5% " For God's sake, not a sound. This is 
 serious. We must and ouccht to hear it out." Marian is a 
 
08 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 very clever woman in these matters; and when she thinks 
 anythinf^' a point of duty to ])oor Tom's p,ir], T ahvays give 
 way to lier implicitly. l>ut I confess I didn't like it. 
 
 " Only ? " Effio had said. 
 
 " Only I felt compelled to now. I could not leave without 
 telling you liow deeply I had appreciated all yourkindness." 
 
 "But, Mr. Chung, tell mo one thing," she asked, 
 earnestly ; " why have they recalled you to Tekin ? " 
 
 " I had rather not tell you." 
 
 "I insist." 
 
 "Becauso they are displeased Avith my foreign tastes 
 and habits, which have been reported to them by some of 
 my fellow-attaches.'^ 
 
 " But, Mr. Chung, Uncle snys there is no knowing what 
 they will do to you. They may kill you on some absurd 
 charge or other of witchcraft or something equally 
 meaningless." 
 
 "I am afraid," ho answered irapcrturbably, "that may 
 be the case. I dcm't mind at all on my own account — wo 
 Chinese are an apathetic race, you know — l)ut I should bo 
 sorry to bo a cause of grief to any of the dear friends I 
 have made in England." 
 
 " Mr. Chung ! " This time the tone was one of unspeak- 
 able horror. 
 
 " Dont speak like that," Chung said quickly. " There 
 is no use in taking trouble at interest. I may come ta 
 no harm ; at any rate, it will not matter much to any one 
 but myself. Now let us go back to tho house. I ought 
 not to have stopped hero with you so long, and it is nearly 
 dinner time." 
 
 " No," said Effie firmly ; *' we will not go back. I must 
 understand more about this. There is plenty of timo 
 before dinner : and if not, dinner must wait." 
 
 *' But, Miss Walters, I don't think I ought to have- 
 brought you out here, and I am (piito sure I ought not to> 
 stay any longer. Do return. Your Aunt will be annoyed.'* 
 
Mli. cnuNG. 
 
 5'J^ 
 
 "Bother Aunt! She is the host woman in the worhl, 
 hut I must hear all ahout this. ]\Ir. Cliiint;, why don't 
 you say you won't go, and stay in Enj^land in spite of 
 thorn ? " 
 
 Nobody ever disobeys Effio, and so Chung wavered 
 visibly. "I will tell you why," ho answered slowly; 
 " because I cannot. I am a servant of the Chinese 
 Government, and if th(\y chooso to recall mo, I must go. " 
 
 " ]>ut they couldn't ('uforce their demand." 
 
 " Yes, they could. Your Government would give me up." 
 
 '• But Mr. Chung, couldn't you run away and hido for a 
 while, and then come out again, and live like an 
 Englishman ? " 
 
 " No," ho answered quietly ; " it is quite inqiossible. 
 A Chinaman couldn't get work in England as a clerk or 
 anything of that sort, and I have nothing of my own to 
 live upon." 
 
 There was a silence of a few minutes. Botli wore 
 evidently tliinking it out. Effie broke the silence first. 
 
 " Oh, IMr Chung, do you think they will really put you 
 to death ? " 
 
 " I don't think it ; I know it." 
 
 "You know it?" 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 Again a silence, and this time Chung broke it first. 
 " Miss Eflie," he said, " one Chinaman more or less in tho 
 world does not matter much, and I shall never forgivo 
 myself for having been led to grieve you for a moment, 
 even thougli this is the last time I shall be able to speak 
 to you. But I see you are sorry for jug, and now — 
 Chinaman as I am, I must speak out — I can't leave you 
 without having told you all I feel. I am going to a 
 terrible end, and I know it — so you will forgive mo. Wo 
 shall never meet again, so what I am going to say need 
 never cause you any embarrassment in future. That I 
 am recalled does not much trouble me ; that I am going 
 
40 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 to (lio does not much trouLlo iiie ; but that I can novor, 
 could never possibly have called you my wife, troubles 
 mo and cuts mo to the very quick. It is the deepest drop 
 ill my cup ol' liumiliation." 
 
 " 1 kniiw it," said Ellie, "with wcmderful composure. 
 
 " You knew it ? " 
 
 " Yes, I knew it. I saw it fn)m the second week you 
 were here ; and 1 liked you for it. liiit of c^ourse it was 
 iuipossible, so there is nothing more to bo said about it." 
 
 *' Of course," said Chung. " Ah, that terrible of course ! 
 I feel it ; you feel it ; we all feel it ; and yet what a 
 horrible tiling it is. T am so human in everything else, 
 but there is that one impassable barrier between us, and I 
 myself eannot fail to rccogni/e it. I could not even wish 
 you to feel that you could marry a Chinaman." 
 
 At that moment — for a moment only — I almost felt as 
 if I could have said to Eflie, " Take him ! " but the thing 
 was too impossible — a something within us rises against 
 it — and I said notliimjf. 
 
 " So now,"' Chung continued, " I must go. We must 
 both go back to the house. I have said more than I 
 ought to have said, and I am ashamed of myself for 
 having done so. Yet, in spite of the measureless gulf 
 that parts us, I felt I. could not return to China without 
 having told you. Will you forgive me ? " 
 
 " I am glad you did," said Efiio ; " it Avill roHcvo you." 
 
 She stood a minute irresolute, and then she began 
 ar»;ain : " Mr. Chung, I am too horrified to know what 
 T ought to do. I can't grasp it and take it all in so 
 quickly. If you had money of your own, would you be 
 able to run away and live somehow ? " 
 
 " I might possibly," Chung answered, " but not pro- 
 bably. A Chinaman, even if he wears European clothing, 
 is too marked a person ever to escape. The only chance 
 would be hy going to Mauritius or California, where I 
 might get lost in the crowd." 
 
i»//.'. CHUNG. 
 
 Gl 
 
 *']>ut, Mr. riniiip;, T liavo money of my mvn. WliaL 
 can I do? llcl]) me, tell me. I ean't let a lellow-ercaturo 
 die for a mere prejiidico of raeo and colour. If I were 
 your wife it Avould 1)0 yours. Isn't it my dnty?" 
 
 "No," s!iid Chunp;. "It is more sncrifu'o than any 
 woman ou<;lit to make for any man. You like mo, but 
 that is all." 
 
 " If I shut my eyes and only heard you, I thiidc I could 
 lovo you." 
 
 " 3Iiss EfTie,"' f^aid Chuni:^ suddenly, *' this is wron^, very 
 wronr^* t)f me. 1 have let my weakness overcome me. I 
 won't stop any longer. I have done what I ought not to 
 have done, and 1 sliall go this minute. Just once, before 
 I go, shut your eyes and let mo kiss the tijis of your 
 fingers. Thank you. No, I will not stop,'' and witliout 
 another word ho was gone. 
 
 Marian and I stared at one another in hlank horror. 
 "What on earth was to bo done ? All solution were Cfpially 
 impossible. ]']ven to meet Chung at dinner was terrible. 
 We both knew in our heart of hearts that if ( 'huno: had 
 been an Englishman, remaining in heart and soul the very 
 self-samo man he was, wo would willinglj^ have chosen 
 him for Efiie's husband. But a Chinaman ! IJeason about 
 the prejudice as you like, there it is, a thing not to bo got 
 over, and at liottom so real that even tho very notion 
 of getting over it is terribly repugnant to our natural 
 instincts. On the other hand, was poor Chung, with his 
 line delicate feelings, his courteous manners, his cultivated 
 intellect, his English chivalry, to go bade among the 
 savage semi-barbarians of IVkin, and to bo put to deatli 
 in Heaven knows what inhuman manner for the atrocious 
 crime of having outstrijiped his race and nation ? The 
 thing was too awful to contemplate either way. 
 
 We walked home together without a word. Chung had 
 taken the lower path ; we took the upper one and followed 
 liim at a distance. Effic remained behind for a while in. 
 
62 STRANG I'] STOIIIES. 
 
 the siimmor-house. I don't know liow -vvo manaj^ctl to 
 dress for dinner, but wo did Komeliow ; .'ind when wo went 
 down into tlio littlo drawins^-room at ei^lit o'clock, wo 
 Avero not surprised to lioar tliut Miss Efiio Lad a lieadacho 
 and did not want any dinner that eYcnin<5. I was nioro 
 surprised, however, when, shortly heforo the j;ong sounded, 
 one of the servants brought mo a littlo twisted note from 
 Chung, written hurriedly in pencil, and sent, sho said, by 
 a porter from tlio railway station. It ran thus : — 
 
 "Di:au Mr. Walters, 
 
 " Excuse great haste. Compelled to return to 
 town immediately. Shall write more fully to-morrow. 
 Just in time to catch up express. 
 
 *' Yours ever, 
 
 " Chung." 
 
 Evidently, instead of returning to tho house, ho had 
 gone straight to tho station. After all, (-hung had tho 
 truo feelings of a gentleman. He could not meet Effio 
 again after what had passed, and he cut tho GoriHan knot 
 in tho only way possible. 
 
 Effic said nothing to us, and we said nothing to Effie, 
 except to show her Chung's note next morning in a casual, 
 off-hand fashion. Two days later a note came fur us from 
 the Embassy in Chung's pretty incisive handwriting. It 
 contained copious excuses for his hasty departure, and 
 a few lines to say that he was ordered back to China by 
 the next mail, which started two days later. IMarian and 
 I talked it all over, but wo could think of nothing that 
 could be of any use ; and after all, we said to one another, 
 poor Chung might be mistaken about tho probable fate 
 that was in storo for him. 
 
 " I don't think," Eftie said, when we showed her the 
 letter, "I over met such a nice man as Mr. Chung. I 
 believe he is really a hero." We pretended not to under- 
 stand what she could mean by it. 
 
mi. cnuxG. 
 
 ly.i 
 
 Tho tlays -went Ly, and wo went Lack aj^ain to tho dull 
 rouml of London socioty. Wo heard notliiiiLi; more of 
 Chung for many weeks ; till at last one morning I found 
 a letter on the tahlo hearing Iho J long Kong postmark. 
 J opened it hastily. As 1 supposed, it was a nolo from 
 Cliung. It was written in a very small hand on a tiny 
 equaro of rico-paper, and it ran as follows : — 
 
 "Tliien-Shun Prison, reldii, Dop. S. 
 
 "My dear Friknd, 
 
 " Immediately on my return hero I was arrested 
 on a ehargo of witchcraft, and of complicity witli the 
 Foreign Devils to introduce the Western barbarism into 
 China. I have now been in a loathsome prison in I'ekin 
 for three weeks, in the niidist of sights and sounds wliieli 
 I daro not describe to you. Already 1 have sutfered more 
 than I can tell ; and ] have very little doubt that I shall 
 bo brought to trial and executed witliin a few weeks. I 
 write now begging j-ou not to let Miss Ellio hear of this, 
 and if my name happens to bo mentioned in the English 
 papers, to keep my fato a secret from her jis far jis pos- 
 sible. 1 trust to chance for the opportunity of getting 
 this letter forwarded to llong Kong, and I have liad to 
 write it secretly, for I am not allowed pen, ink, or paper. 
 Thank you much for your very great kindness to me. I 
 am not sorry to die, for it is a mistake for a man to have 
 lived outside tho life of his own ])eoplo, and there was no 
 place left for mo on earth. Good-bye. 
 
 " Ever yours gratefully, 
 
 "CiiuNi;." 
 
 Tho letter almost drove mo wild with ineffectual remorse 
 and regret. Why had I not tried to persuade Chung to 
 remain in England? Why had I not managed to smuggle 
 him out of the way, and to find him some kind of light 
 employment, such as even a Chinaman might easily have 
 
01 STRANG n STORIES. 
 
 porformctl? But it was no uso regretting now. Tlie 
 impassablo gulf was fixed between us ; and it was hardily 
 possible oven then to realize that this amiable young 
 student, A'ersed in all the science and philosophy of tho 
 nincteentli century, liad l)een hanilod over alive to tho 
 tender mercies of a worse than mediaeval barbarism aTid 
 superstition. My heart sank within me, and I did not 
 venture to show tho letter even to Marian. 
 
 For some weeks tho days passed heavily indeed. I 
 could not get Chung out of my mind, and I saw that 
 Effie could not cither. Wo never mentioned his name ; 
 bat I noticed that Effie had got from jMudie's all tho books 
 ivbout Cliina that she could hear of, and that she was 
 roadiJig '.ip Yk'ith a sort of awful interest all the chapters 
 that related to Chinese law and Chinese criminal punish- 
 ments. Poor child, the subject evidently enthralled her 
 with a terrible fascination ; and I feared that tho cxcito- 
 ;ii5-nt she v/as in might bring on a brain fever. 
 
 Ojio morning, earl}'- in April, wo were all seated in tho 
 little Tjveakfast-room about ten o'clock, and Efliehad taken 
 -p the outside sheet of tho Times, while I was engaged 
 in looking over tho telegrams on the central pages. 
 Suddenly she gave a cry of horror, flung down tho paper 
 Avith a gesture of awful repugnance, and fell from her 
 chair as stiff and white as a corpse. I knew instinctiv^dy 
 •what had happened, and I took her up in my arms and 
 carried her to her room. After tho doctor had come, 
 and Effie had rvocovered a little from tho first shock, I 
 took up the paper from the ground where it lay and read 
 tho curt little paragraph which contained the news that 
 ecemcd to us so terrible : — , 
 
 " Tho numerous persons who made the acquaintance of 
 Chung Fo Tsiou, lato assistant interpreter to the Chincso 
 Embassy in London, will learn with regret that this 
 unfortunate member of the Civil Service has been accused 
 of witchcraft and executed at Pekin by the frightful 
 
MR. ciTUX^' c:. 
 
 Chinese mctliod known as tlio Ilv .. j Death. Chung Fo 
 Tsiou -was well known in London and Paris, where he 
 spent many years of liis onii.ial life, and attracted some 
 attention hy liis natural inclination to European society 
 and manners." 
 
 Pour Cliutig! iris end was too horrible for an Enj^lish 
 reader even to iioar of it. Put Efiie knew it all, and I did 
 not wonder tliat the news should have affected her so 
 deejily. 
 
 Efiie was some -weeks ill, and at fust wo almost feared 
 her mind would give way under the pressure. Not that 
 slic had more than merely liked poor Chunii;, hut the sense 
 of horror was too great for her (easily to cast it off. Even 
 I myself did not sleep lightly for many and many a day 
 after I heard the terrilde trutli. Put Avliilo Effic was still 
 ill, a second letter reached ns, Avritten this time in blood 
 with a i)ieco of stick, apparently on a scrap of coarse 
 English paper, such as tliat wdiich is nsed for w'rapping 
 up tobacco. It was no more than this : — 
 
 "Execntion to-day. Keep it froni ]\[iss EfQe. Cannot 
 forgive myself for luiving spoken to her. Will you forgive 
 me? It was the weakness of a moment: but even Chinamen 
 have hearts. I could not die without telling her. — Ciiunc." 
 
 I showed Effie the scrap afterwards — it had come with- 
 out a line of explanation from Slianghao — and she has 
 kept it ever since lockcnl up in her little desk as a sacred 
 memento. T don't doul)t that some of tlieso days Effie will 
 marry ; but as long as she lives she will bear the impress 
 of what she lias suffered about poor Chung. An English 
 girl could not conceivably marry a Chinaman ; but now 
 that Chung is do;id, Ellio cannot help admiring the stead- 
 fastness, the bravery, and the noble (jualities of her Chinese 
 lover. It is an awful state of things which sometimes 
 brings the nineteenth century and primitive barbarism 
 into such close and horrible juxtaposition. 
 
 F 
 
THE CURATE OF CITURNSIDE. 
 
 \\'alti:ii 1)i:xi:, deacon, in liis fanltless Oxford clerical coat 
 and Lroad felt hat, strolled along slowly, sunning himself 
 as he went, after his wont, down the pretty central lane 
 of AVest Churnside. It was just the idyllic village Lest 
 suited to the tasto of such an idyllic young curate as 
 Walter Dene. There were cottages with low-thatched roofs, 
 thickly overgrown with yellow stonecrop and pink house- 
 leek ; there were trellis-work porclies up which the scented 
 dog-rose and the fainter honeysuckle clambered together 
 in sisterly rivalry; there were pargeted gable-ends of 
 1:1 i/.abe than farmhouses, quaintly varied with black oak 
 joists and moulded plaster panels. At the end of all, 
 between an avenue of ancient eliu trees, the heavy 
 square tower of the old church closed in the little vista — 
 a church with a round Norman doorway and dog-tooth 
 arches, melting into Early English lancets in the aisle, 
 and finishing up with a great Decorated east window by 
 the broken cross and yew tree. Not a trace of Perpendi- 
 cularity about it anywhere, thank goodness : " for if it 
 were rerpendicular," said Walter Dene to himself often, 
 " I really think, in spite of my uncle, I shor'' ■" have to look 
 out for another curacy." 
 
 Yes, it was a charming village, and a charming country; 
 but, above all, it was rendered habitable and pleasurable 
 for a man of taste by the informing presence of Christina 
 
THE CURATE OF ClIUnXSIDi:. C7 
 
 Eliot. " I don't tliiiik I shall i)roposo to Clivistina this 
 week uftor all," thong] it A\'altcr Dcno as ho strolled along 
 lazily. ''The most dulightfiil part of h)vc-inaking is 
 certainly its first beginning. Th(3 littlo tremor of hope 
 and expectation ; the half-needless donht you feel as to 
 Avhether she really loves you; the pains you talco to picrct' 
 the thin A'cil of maidenly reserve ; ho triumph of detecting 
 Jier at a blush or a ilutter Avhcn she sees you coming — all 
 these aro delicate little morsels to ho rolled daintil}' on tho 
 critical palate, and not to ho swallowed down coarsely at 
 one vulgar gulp. Toor child, she is on tenter-h(joks of 
 hesitation and expectancy all tho time, I know; for I'm 
 sure sho loves mo now, I'm sure sho loves mo ; hut T must 
 wait a week j^et : she will bo grateful to mo fur it here- 
 ai'ter. "We mustn't Icill tho goose that lays the golden 
 eggs ; we mustn't eat up all our capital at one extravagant 
 feast, and tlnm lament the want of our interest ever 
 afterward. Let us live another week in our first fool's 
 paradise bcforo wo enter on tho safer but less tremulous 
 pleasures of sure possession. We can enjoy first love but 
 once in a lifetime ; let us enjoy it now while we can, and 
 not fling away tho chance prematurely by mere childish 
 haste and girlish precipitancy.** Thinking which thing, 
 AValter JJeno halted a moment liy tho churchyard wall, 
 picked a long spray of scented wild thyme from a mossy 
 cranny, and gazed into tho blue sky above at the graceful 
 swifts who nested in the old tower, as tliey curved and 
 circled through the yielding air on their evenly poised 
 and powerful pinions. 
 
 Just at that moment old Mary Ijong came out of her 
 cottage to speak with the young parson. " If ye plazc, 
 Maister Dene," she said in licr native west-country dialect, 
 "our Nully would like to zee 'ee. She's main ill to-day, 
 zur, and sho be like to die a'most, I'm thinldnu'." 
 
 "Poor child, poor child," said Walter Deno tender]}-. 
 " {She's a dear little thing, Mrs. Long, is your Nellie, and I 
 
C8 STRANai: STORIES. 
 
 liopo .sliomny yd he spared to you. I'll coino and sco licr 
 at onco, and try if I can do anythinji; to case her." 
 
 He crossed tlic road compassionately with the tottering 
 old grandmother, giving; her his helping hand over the 
 herhstonc, and iul lowing her with hated breath into the 
 close little sick-room. Then he ilnng ope7i the tiny case- 
 ment with its diamond-leaded panes, so as to let in the 
 fresh snmmer air, and picked a few sprigs of sweet-briar 
 from the porch, which he joined with the geranium from 
 his own hutton-holo to make a tiny nosogaj' for the bare 
 bedside. After that, he sat and talked awhile gently in an 
 undertone to pale. ])rctty little Nellie herself, and went 
 away at last promising to send her some jelly and some 
 soup immediately from the vicarage kitchen. 
 
 " She's a sweet little child," ho sai-l to himself musincrly, 
 " thougli I'm af]'aid she's not long for this world now ; 
 and the poor liko these small attentions dearly. They 
 get them seldom, and value them for tlie sake of the 
 thoughtfulness they imply, rather than for the sake of the 
 mere things themselves. 1 can order a bottle of calf's-foot 
 at the grocers, and Carter can set it in a mould witliout 
 any trouble ; while as for the soup, some tinned mock- 
 turtle and a little fi'esh stock makes a really capital 
 mixture for this sort of thing. It costs so little to give 
 these poor so.uls pleasure, and it is a great luxury' to 
 oneself undeniabl}'. But, after all, what a funny trade 
 it is to set an educated man to do ! They send us up 
 to Oxford or Cambridge, give r.s a distinct taste for 
 ^Eschylus and Catullus, Dante ai d 3Iilton, Mendelssohn 
 and (Uiopin, good claret and olires fmrJes, and then bring 
 us down to a country village, to look after the bodily and 
 spiritual ailments of rheumatic old washerwomen ! If it 
 wcro not for poetry, flowers, and Christina, I really think 
 I should succumb enth'ely under the infliction." 
 
 " lie's a dear, good man, that he is, is young passon," 
 murmured old i\I;iry Long as "Walter disappeared between 
 
Tin: ci:uATi: of ciiunxsw::. ca 
 
 ilio clni trees ; " and ho do love tlie poor and tlic ziclc, tlio 
 same as if he was their own hrother. God 1 less his zoul, 
 the dear, good vuUa, vor all his kindness to our Nully." 
 
 Halfway down the main lane AValter came across 
 (.'hristina Eliot. As she saw liiui she smiled and coloured 
 a little, and held cmt her small ;;lovcd hand prettily. 
 AValter took it with a certain courtly and graceful 
 fhivahy. "An exquisite day, Miss Eliot," he said ; "such 
 a depth of sapphire in the sky, sucli a faint undertone of 
 green on the clouds by the horizon, such a lovely liuunning 
 of Lees over the flickering hot meadows ! On days like this, 
 one feels that Schopenhauer is wrong after all, and that 
 life is sometimes really worth living," 
 
 "It seems to me often wortli living," Christina 
 answered; "if not for oneself, at least for others. Eut 
 you pretend to bo more of a })essimist than you really are, 
 .1 fancy, Mr. Dene. Any one Avho finds so much liuauty in 
 the world as you do can hardly think life po(jr or meagre. 
 You seem to catch the loveliest points in everything you 
 look at, and to throw a little literary or artistic reflection 
 over them which niakes them even lovelier than they arc 
 in themselves." 
 
 "AVell, no doubt one can increase one's possibilities of 
 enjoyment by carefully cultivating one's own faculties of 
 admiration and appreciation," said the curate thought- 
 fully; "but, after all, lift,' has only a few ohai)ters that 
 are thoroughly interesting and enthralling in all its 
 Jiistory. Wo oughtn't to hurry over them too lightly, 
 Miss Eliot ; we ought to linger on tliom lovingly", and 
 make the most of their potentialities; wo ought to dwell 
 upon them like " linked sweetness long drawn out." It is 
 the mistake of the world at large to hurry too rapidly over 
 the plcasiantest episodes, just as children pick all the 
 plums at onco out of the pudding. I often think that, 
 from the jjurdy selfish and temporal point of view, tlio 
 real value of a life to its subject may bo measured by the 
 
70 SmANGE STOJlIh'S. 
 
 cipacc of tliiio over which he has managed to spread the- 
 onjoyinont of its greatest pleasures. Look, for examph', 
 at poetry, now." 
 
 A faint shade of disappointniorit passed across Chris- 
 tina's face as he turned from what seemed another groove 
 into that indifferent suhjeet ; but sh.c answered at once, 
 " Yes, of course one feeh; that witli the higher pleasures at 
 least; hut there are others in whicli the interest of plot is 
 greater, and then one looks naturally rather to the end. 
 When you hegin a good novel, yon can't help hurrying 
 througli it in order to find out what Lecomes of everybody 
 at last." 
 
 " Ah, but the highest artistic interest goes l)eyond mero 
 plot interest. I like rather to read for tlie pleasure 
 of reading, and to loiter over the passages that please me, 
 quite irrespective of what goes before or what comes after ; 
 just as you, for your part, like to sketch a beautiful scene 
 for its own worth to you, irrespective of what may happen 
 to the leaves in autumn, or to the cottage roof in twenty 
 years from this. By the way, have you finished that little 
 water-colour of the mill yet? It's the iirettiest thing of 
 3'ours I've ever seen, and I ■want to look how you'vo 
 managed the light on your foreground." 
 
 "Come in and see it," said Christina. "It's finished 
 now, and, to tell you the truth, I'm very well pleased with 
 it myself." 
 
 " Then I know it must be good," the curate answered ; 
 " for you are always your own harshest critic." And ho 
 turned in at the little gate with her, and entered the 
 village doctor's tiny drawing-room. 
 
 Christina placed the sketch on an easel near the window 
 — a low Avindow opening to the ground, with long lithe 
 festoons of faint-scented jasmine encroaching on it from 
 outside — and let the light fall on it aslant in the right 
 direction. It was a pretty and a clever sketch certainly, 
 with more than a mero amateur's sense of form and colour ; 
 
THE run AT i: of cnvRXSinj:. 71 
 
 and Walter Dene, Avho had a tnio eye for pictures, conlil 
 conscientiouisly praise it fur its artistic depth and fnlnes"^. 
 Indeed, on that head at least, Walter J)ene'ri veracity 
 ■was uninipeachal)lc, however lax in otlier matters; 
 nothing on earth would have induced him to praise as 
 good a picture or a sculpture iu which ho saw no real 
 merit, lie sat a little while criticizing and discrssing it, 
 suggesting an imi)rovement hero or an alteration there, 
 and then he rose hurriedly, rememhering all at once liis 
 forgotten promise to little Nellie. "Dear me," ho said, 
 " your daughter's picture has almost made me overlook 
 my proper duties, Mrs. Eliot. I promis(Hl to send some 
 jcll}^ and things at once to poor little Nellie Long at her 
 grandmother's. ITovv very wrong of me to let my natural 
 inclinations keep mo loitering here, when I ought to have 
 been thinking of the poor of my parish ! " And he went 
 out with just a gentle pressure on CJiristina's hand, and a 
 look from his eyes that her heart knew how to read ailght, 
 at the first glance of it. 
 
 " Do you know, Cliristle," said her father, " I sometimes 
 fancy when I hear that, new parson fellow tulk about his 
 artistic feelings, and so on, that he"s just atrillc selfish, or 
 at least self-centred. He always dwells so much on his 
 own enjojnnent of things, you know." 
 
 " Oh no, papa," cried Christina warmly. " He's any- 
 thing but selfish, I'm sure.' Look how kind he is to all 
 the poor in the village, and how much he thinks about 
 their comfort and welfare. And whenever he's talking 
 with one, ho seems so anxious to make you feel happy and 
 contented with vourself. He has a sort of little subtle 
 flattery of manner about him that's all puro kindliness ; 
 and he's always thinking what he can say or do to plea>o 
 you, and to help you onward AVhat you say about his 
 dwelling on enjoyment so much is really only his artistic 
 sensibilit}'. He feels things so keenly, and enjoys beauty 
 so deeply, that he can't help talking enthusiastically about 
 
72 STIiANGi: STORIES. 
 
 it even a little out of season. Ho has more feelings to 
 dis[)liiy tliau most men, and I'm sure tlial's the reason 
 wliy lie (li.si)l;iyH tlieiti so niueli. A i)longliooy could (jnly 
 talk entliusiaslieally al)ont roast Leef and dumplings; 
 Mr. Done can talk ahout everything that's Leautii'ul and 
 sublime on earth or in heaven." 
 
 Meanwhile, Walter Dene \vas walking (piiokly with his 
 measured tread — the even, regular tread of a cultivated 
 gentleman — down the luno toward the village grocer's, 
 saying to himself as ho went, " There was never sueh a 
 girl in all the M'orld as my Christina. She may ho only 
 a country surgeon's daughter — a rosehud on a hedgerow 
 Lush — hut she has the soul and the oyo of a (|ueen among 
 women for all that. Every lover lias deceived himself 
 with the same sweet dream, to he sure — how over-analytic 
 ■we have become nowadays, when I must needs half argue 
 mj'self out of the sweets of first love ! — but then they 
 liadn't so much to go upon as I have. She has a wonderful 
 touch in music, she lias an exquisite eye in painting, ahe 
 has an Italian charm in manner and conversation. I'm 
 something of a connoisseur, after all, and no more likely 
 to bo deceived in a woman than I am in a wino or a 
 picture. And next week 1 shall really propose formally 
 to Christina, though I know by this time it will bo 
 nothing more than the merest formality. Iler eyes arc 
 too eloquent not to have told me that long ago. It will 
 bo a delightful pleasure to live for her, and in order to 
 make her ha])py. I frankly recognize that I am naturally 
 a little selfish — not coai'sely and vulgarly selfish ; from that 
 disgusting and piggish vice I may conscientiously con- 
 gratulate myself that I'm fairly free ; but still selfish in a 
 refined and cultivated manner. Now, living with Chris- 
 tina and for Christina will correct this defect in my 
 nature, will tend to bring me nearer to a true standard of 
 perfection. When I am by her side, and then only, I feel 
 that I am thinking entirely of her. and not at all of 
 
THE CUUATi: OF (JllUUSSlUE. 73 
 
 mysolf. To her I sliou- my Lost sulo ; witli l.or, tliat best 
 side would Lo always uppermost. The companiousliip of 
 such a woman makes life something purer, and hin;her, 
 and Letter worth havin- The one thing that stands iii. 
 <mr way is this horrid practical question of what to live 
 upon. I don't suppose Uncle Arthur will be inclined to 
 allow mo anythir>g, and I can't marry on my own paltry 
 income and my curacy only. Yet I can't bear to keep 
 Clnistnia waiting indefinitely till some thick-headed 
 squire or other chooses to take it into his opaque brain to 
 'i;ivo mo a decent liviii<'*.*' 
 
 From the grocer's the curate walked on, carrying the 
 two tins in his hand, as far as the vicarage. He went 
 •Jiito the library, sat down by his own desk, and rang the 
 bell. " AVill you bo kind enough to give those things to 
 Carter, John ?" ho said in his l)]and voice ; " and tell her 
 to put the jelly in a mould, and let it set. The soup must 
 be warmed with a little fresh stock, and seasoned. Then 
 take them both, witli my compliments, to old Mary Long 
 the washerwt)man, for her grandchild. Is my uncle in ? '' 
 
 "No, Master Walter," answered the man — ho was 
 always "Master Walter" to the old servants at his 
 uncle's — " the vicar have gone over by train to Chtir- 
 minster. Ho told me to tell you he wouldn't bo back till 
 evening, after dinner." 
 
 " Did you see him off, John ? " 
 
 "Yes, Master "Walter. I took his portmantevv to the 
 station." 
 
 "This will be a good chance, then," thought Walter 
 Dene to himself. " Very well, John," ho went on aloud : 
 "I shall Avrite my sermon now. Don't let anybody 
 come to disturb uio." 
 
 John nodded and withdrew. AValtcr Dene locked the 
 door after him carefully, as ho often did when writing 
 sermons, and then lit a cigar, which was also a not in- 
 frequent concomitant of his exegotical labours. After 
 
71 STItAXar: SIOUTEfi. 
 
 that lio walkod onco 'or twico \\\) and down the room, 
 pansed a moment to look at his parchment-covered IJaLelais 
 and Villon on tlio l)Ookslieir, peered out of tlio dulled 
 L;lass windows with the crt'st in their centre, and finallj' 
 drew a curious bent iron iiistrument out of his waistcoat 
 pocket. AV'^ith it in his hands, ho went np (piietly to his 
 nncle's desk, and hegan fuud)linf^ at the lock in an ex- 
 perienced manner. As a matter of fact, it was not his 
 iirst trial of skill in lock-pickin<; ; for ^\'alter Dcno was a 
 jiainstakiu!^ and methodical man, and haviuo- made np his 
 mind that ho would i^et at and read his nude's will, ho 
 took good caro to begin by fastening all the drawers in 
 his own bedroom, and trying his prenfico hand at uu- 
 fastouing them again in the solitude of his chamber. 
 
 After half a minute's twisting and turning, the wards 
 gave way gently to his dexterous pressure, and tho lid of 
 the desk lay open before him. AValter Dene took out the 
 diderent papers ono by one — there was no need for hurry, 
 and ho was not a nervous person — till he camo to a roll of 
 parchment, which ho recognized at onco as tho expected 
 will, lie unroUel it carefully and qnietl}', without any 
 womanish trembling or excitement — "thank Heaven," Ik* 
 said to himself, '"I'm a1)ovo such nonscnso as that" — and 
 sat tlown leisurely to read it in the big, low, velvet-covered 
 study chair. As ho did so, he did not foiget to lay a 
 notched foot- rest for his feet, and to put the little Jajianeso 
 dish on tho tiny table by his side to hold his cigar ash. 
 *' And now," ho said, " for the important (piestion wliethor 
 Undo Arthur has left his money to me, or to Arthur, or 
 to both of us equally. lie ought, of course, to leave at 
 least half to me, seeing I have become a curato on purpose 
 to pleaso him, instead of following my natural vocation to 
 the liar ; but I shouldn't be a bit surprised if he had left 
 it all to Arthur. He's a pig-headed and illogical old man, 
 tho vicar ; and he can never forgive me, I believe, because, 
 being tho eldest son, I wasn't called after him by my 
 
THE nun ATI: of CHUILSSIDE. y^y 
 
 fatlicr and motlier. As if fl.at .vas my fanlf ' Soinr 
 people's „loas oi-persMnal responsibility aro so riclicnlously 
 
 IIo composoa lii.uself quietly in Iho an.iclmir, ami 
 f^^lancea rapidly at the will tliron-h the moanin-less pre- 
 liminaries till he came to the si-nidcant clauses. These 
 he rea.l more carefully. - All my estate in tho county of 
 Dfjrsct, and the messna,ojo or tenement known as Hedlands 
 m the parish of Lode, in the county of Devon, to my dear 
 nephew, Arthur Dene," ho said to himself slowly • "Oh 
 this will never do." - And I give and l.eqneath to my said' 
 nephew, Artlnir Dene, the sum of ten thousand poun^^s 
 three per cent, consolidated annuities, now standino- in 
 my name "-"Oh tliis is atrocious, .piito atrocious! 
 What's this?" "And I give and bequeath to my dear 
 nejihew, AV;iltcr Dene, the residue of my personal estate"— 
 "and so fortli. Oh no. ^i'hat's quite sufficient. This 
 mnst bo rectified. Tho residuary legatee would only 
 come in for a ^qw hundreds or so. It's cpiito preposterous. 
 Tho vicar was always an ill-tempered, cantankerous, un- 
 accountable person, but I wonder ho has tho face to sit 
 opposite mo at dinner after that." 
 
 lie hnmmed an air from Sclinbert, and sat a moment 
 looking thoughtfully at tho will. Then he said to himself 
 qnietly, " The simplest thing to do would be merely to 
 scrape out or tako out wifh chemicals the name Arthur, 
 substituting tho name Walter, and vice vm-m. That's a 
 very small matter; a man who draws as well as I do 
 ought to be able easily to imitate a copying clerk's en- 
 grossing hand. But it would be madness to attempt it 
 now and here ; I Avant a little practice first. At tho same 
 time, I mustn't keep the will out a moment longer than is 
 necessary ;^ my uncle may return by some accident before 
 I expect him ; and tho true philosophy of life consists in 
 invariably minimizing the adverse chances. This will 
 was evidently drawn up by Watson and Blenkiron, of 
 
70 STIIANGE STORIES. 
 
 Chancery Lane. I'll write to-morrow and got them to 
 draw up a will for me, leaving all I possess to Artliur. 
 The same clerk is pretty sure to engross it, and that'll 
 give mo a moilel for the two names on which I can do a 
 little preliminary practice. Besides, I can try the stuff 
 Wharton told me ahout, for luaking ink fade on the same 
 parchment. Tliat will he killing two birds with one 
 stone, certainly. And now if I dtm't make haste I shan't 
 have time to write my sermon."' 
 
 lie replaced the will calmly in the desk, fastened the 
 lock again with a delicate twirl of the pick, and sat down 
 in his armchair to compose his discourse for to-morrow's 
 evensong. " It's not a bad bit of rhetoric," ho said to 
 himself as ho read it over for correction, " but I'm not 
 sure that I haven't plagiarized a little too freely from 
 Montaigne and dear old Burton. What a pity it must be 
 thrown away upon a Churnside congregation ! Not a 
 soul in the whole place will appreciate a word of it, except 
 (,'hristina. Well, well, that aloiio is enough reward for 
 any man." And he knocked off his ash pensively into the 
 Japanese ash-pan. 
 
 During the course of the next week Walter practised 
 diligently the art of imitating handwriting. lie got his 
 will drawn up and engrossed at Watson and Blenkiron's 
 (without signing it, bien cntcndu) ; and he spent manj' 
 solitary hours in writing the two names " Walter " and 
 " Arthur " on the spare end of parchment, after the 
 manner of the engrossing clerk. lie also tested the stuff" 
 for making the ink fade to his own perfect satisfaction. 
 And on the next occasion when his uncle was safely off 
 the premises for three hours, he took the will once nioro 
 deliberately from the desk, removed the obnoxious letters 
 with hcrupulous care, and wrote in his own name in place 
 of Arthur's, so that even tho engrossing clerk himself 
 would hardly have known tho difterenco. " There," ho 
 said to himself approvingly, as ho took down quiet old 
 
THE CURAT i: OF CIIVIINSIDE. 77 
 
 Gcorp;o ITerliort from tho shelf and sat down to enjoy an 
 lionr'.s snioko uftov tho bnsiiiess was over, " that's ono f2;uod 
 deed well done, anyhow. I have tho calm satiKfacti(jn of 
 a clear conscience. Tho vicar's proposed arrangement was 
 really most unfair ; I have substituted for it what Aristotle 
 would havo rio;htlv called true distributive iustico. For 
 though I've left all tho property to myself, by tho un- 
 fortunate necessity of tho case, of course I won't take it 
 all. I'll bo juster than tho vicar. Arthur shall have his 
 fair share, which is more, I believe, than lic'd havo done 
 for mo ; but I hate squalid money-grubl>ing. If brothers 
 can't bo generous and T)rotherly to one another, what 
 a wretched, sordid littlo life tin's of ours would really 
 be!" 
 
 Next Sunday morning tho vicar preached, and Walter 
 sat looking up at him reflectively from his place in tho 
 chancel. A beautiful clear-cut face, tho curate's, and seen 
 to great advantage from tho doctor's pew, set off by tho 
 white surplice, and upturned in quiet meditation towards 
 tho elder priest in tho pulpit. Walter was revolving 
 many things in his mind, and most of all one adverse 
 chance which ho could not just then sec his way to mini- 
 mize. Any day his undo might take it into his head to 
 read over the will and discover the — ah, well, the recti- 
 fication. AValter was a man of too much delicacy of 
 feeling even to think of it to himself as a fraud or a for- 
 gery. Then, again, tho vicar was not a very old man 
 after all ; bo might livo for an indefinite jieriod, and 
 Christina and himself might loso all tho best years of 
 their life waiting for a useless person's natural reni.oval. 
 "What a pity that tlireescoro was not tho utmost limit of 
 human life ! For his own part, like tho Psalmist, "Walter 
 had no dosiro to outlive his own highest tastes and 
 powers of enjoyment. Ah, well, well, man's prerogative 
 is to bettor and improve upon nature. If peopio do not 
 die when they ought, then it becomes clearly necessary 
 
78 STRANCE STOIilES. 
 
 for pliilosopliically minded juniors to help tliem on tlieir 
 "way artificially. 
 
 It was an ugly necessity, certainly; AValter frankly 
 recognized that fact from the very beginning, and ho shrank 
 even from contemplating it; hut there was no other way 
 out of the didficulty. The old man had always heon 
 a selfish hacheh)r, with no lovo for anybody or anything 
 on earth except his books, his coins, his garden, and his 
 dinner; lie was growing tired of all except the last; 
 would it not bo better for the world at hirge, on strict 
 utilitarian principles, that he should go at once? True, 
 such steps are usually to bo deprecated ; but the wiso 
 man is a law unto himself, and instead of laying down 
 the W(joden, hard-and-fast lines that make conventional 
 morality so much a rule of thumb, he judges every indi- 
 vidual case on its own particular merits. Here was 
 Christina's ha[)piness and his own on the one hand, with 
 many collateral advantages to other people, set in the 
 scale against the feeble remnant of a selfish old man's 
 days on the other. Walter Dean had a constituti(mal 
 horror of taking life in any form, and especially of shed- 
 ding blood; but ho flattered himself that if anything of 
 the sort became clearly necessarj-, ho was not the man to 
 shrink from taking the needful measures to ensure it, at 
 any sacrifice of personal comfort. 
 
 All through the next week Walter turned over tho 
 subject in his own mind ; and the more ho thought about 
 it, tho more the plan gained in defiiiitoncssand consistency 
 as detail after detail suggested itself to him. First ho 
 thought of poison. That was tho cleanest and neatest 
 way of managing tho thing, ho considered; and it in- 
 volved the least unpleasant consequences. To stick a 
 knife (u- shoot a bullet into any sentient creature was a 
 horrid and revolting act ; to put a little tasteless powder 
 into a cup of coffee and let a man sleep oif his life quietly 
 was really nothing more than helping hiiu involuntarily 
 
THE cm ATE OF CIIUJiNSIDE. 70 
 
 to a deliglit Till ciitliaiiasia. " I vish any one voiiltl ilo as 
 much fur mo at his age, -witlioiit telliii<; mo ahoiit it," 
 "Walter saiil to himself seriously. V>\\t then tho chances 
 of detection \voukl bo much increased by usini; poison, 
 and "Walter felt it an imperative duty to do nothin<; which 
 Avonld expose Christina to tho shock of a discover}'. Sho 
 would not SCO tho matter in tho same practical light as ho 
 did; women never do; their morality is purely conven- 
 tional, and a "wiso man will do nt)thing on earth to shake 
 it. You cannot buy poison without tho risk of exciting 
 question. Thero remained, then, only shooting or stab- 
 bing. But shooting makes an awkward noise, and attracts 
 attention at the moment ; so the ono thing possible was a 
 knife, unpleasant as that conclusion seemed to all his 
 moro delicate feelings. 
 
 Having thus decided, "Wilter Dene proceeded to lay his 
 plans with delibcrato caution, llo had no intention what- 
 soever of being detected, though his method of action was 
 simplicity itself. It was only bunglers and clumsy fools 
 who got caught ; ho knew that a man of his intelligence 
 and ability would not make %uch an idiot of himself as — 
 well, as common ruffians always do. Ho took his (dd 
 American bowie-knife, bought years ago as a curiosity, out 
 of the drawer where it had lain so long. It was very rusty, 
 l)ut it would bo safer to sharpen it, privately on his own 
 bono and strop than to go asking for a new knife at a shoj) 
 fur the express ])urposo of enabling tlie sho])mau after- 
 wards to identify him. lie sharpened it for safety's sake 
 during sermon-hour in tho library, witli tho door locked 
 as usual. It took a long time to get off all the rust, and 
 his arm got quickly tired. Ono morning as he was polish- 
 ing away at it, he was stopped for a moment by a butterfly 
 which flapped and fluttered against the dulled window- 
 panes. " Poor thing," ho said to himself, " it will beat 
 its feathery wings to pieces in its struggles ; " and ho 
 put a vaso of Venetian glass on top of it, lifted the sash 
 
80 STRANGE STOIilES. 
 
 Ciiro fully, and let the creatnro fly away oiiisMe in the 
 broad sinisliino. At tho same moment tlio vicar, who was 
 .str(dlin<5 with his Kinj; (Jharlio on tho lawn, came up and 
 looked in at tho window. Ifo coidd not havo seen in 
 "before, because of tho dulled and painted diamonds. 
 
 "That's a murderous-looking weapon, "Wally," ho saitl, 
 with a smile, as his glance fell upon tho Lowic and hone. 
 " What do you uso it for?" 
 
 "Oh, it's an American liowie," "Waller answered care- 
 lessly. " I hought it long ago for a curiosity, and now 
 I'm sharpening it up to help me in carving that block of 
 walnut wood." And ho ran his finger lightly along tho 
 edge of the blade to test its keenness. AVhat a lucky thing 
 that it was tho vicar himself, and not tho gardener! If 
 ho had been caught by anybody else tho fact would havo 
 been fatal evidence after all was over. " ]\Ie(iez-vous des 
 papillons," ho hummed to himself, after Beranger, as he 
 shut down the window. " One more butterfly, and I must 
 give up tho game as useless." 
 
 Meanwhile, as AValtcr meant to make a clean job of it — 
 hacking and hewing clumsily was repulsive to all his finer 
 feelings — ho began also to study carefully the anatomy of 
 the human back. lie took down all tho books on tho sub- 
 ject in the library, and by their aid discovered exaclly 
 under which ribs the heart lay. A little observation of 
 the vicar, compared with tho plates in Quain's " Anatomy," 
 showed him precisely at what point in his clerical coat tho 
 most vulnerable interstice was situated. " It's a horrid 
 thing to havo to do," ho thought over and over again as 
 ho planned it, " but it's tho only way to secure Christina's 
 happiness." And so, by a certain bright Friday evening 
 in August, "Walter Deno had fully comxdeted all his pre- 
 parations. 
 
 That afternoon as on all bright afternoons in summer, 
 tho vicar went for a walk in tho grounds, attended only 
 by little King Charlie. He was squire and parson at once 
 
TIIE cm ATE OF CUV UN SIDE. 81 
 
 in Clmrnsicle, and ho loved to nialco tho round of liis own 
 estate. At a certain j;ato by Solljury Copso the vicar always 
 baited to rest awhile, leaning on tho bar and looking at 
 tho view across tho valley. It was a safe and lonely spot. 
 Walter remained at home (\\q was to tako tho regular 
 Friday evensong) and went into tho study by himself. 
 After a while ho took his hat, not witliont tremblinir, 
 strolled across the garden, and then made tho short cut. 
 through tho copse, so as to meet tho vicar by tho gate. On 
 his way ho heard the noiso of tho Dennings in tho farm 
 opposite, out rabbit-shooting with their guns and ferrets 
 in tho warren. His very soul shrank within him at tho 
 sound of that brutal sport. " Great heavens ! " he said to 
 himself, Avith a shudder ; " to think how I loathe and 
 shrink from tho necessity of almost painlessly killing this 
 one selfish old man for an obviously good reason, and 
 those creatures thcro will go out massacring innocent 
 animals with the aid of a hideous beast of prey, not only 
 Avithout remorse, but actually by way of amusement ! J 
 thank Heaven I am not oven as they are." Near tho gate 
 he camo upon his uncle quietly and naturally, though it 
 would be absurd to deny that at that supremo moment 
 even Walter Dene's equable heart throbbed hard, and his 
 breath w-ent and came tremulously. " Alone," he thought 
 to himself, " and nobody near ; this is quite providential," 
 using oven then, in thought, tho familiar phraseology of 
 his profession. 
 
 *• A lovely afternoon. Uncle Arthur," he said as com- 
 posedly as he could, accurately measuring the spot on tho 
 vicar's coat with his eye meanwhile. " The valley looks 
 beautiful in this light." 
 
 " Yes, a lovely afternoon, Wally, my boy, and an ex- 
 (piisite glimpse down yonder into tho churchyard." 
 
 As he spoke, Walter half leaned upon tho gate besido 
 him, and adjusted the knife behind the vicar's back scienti- 
 fically. Then, without a word more, in spite of a natural 
 
82 STILINGE STOTiTn>!. 
 
 shiinkinf^, lio drovo it homo up to tlio haft, with a terrihlo 
 effort (if will, at the exact spot on the Lack that the books 
 liad pointcil out to him. It was a painful thine; to do, but 
 he did it carefully and well. The effect of Walter IJcno's 
 scientific previHion was even more instantaneous than ho 
 had anticipated. Without a single cry, without a sob or 
 11 contortion, the vicar's lifeless body fell over heavily by 
 the side of the gate. It rulled down like a log into tho 
 dry ditch beneath. Walter knelt trembling on the ground 
 close by, felt the pulse for a moment to assure himself that 
 his uncle was really dead, and having fully satisfied him- 
 self on this all-important point, proceeded to draw tho 
 knife neatly out of tho wound, lie had let it fall in tho 
 body, in order to extricate it more easily afterward, and 
 not risk pulling it out carelessly so as to get himself 
 covered needlessly by tell-tale drops of blood, like ordinary 
 clumsy assassins. Ihit ho had forgotten to reckon with 
 little King Charlie. The dog jumped piteously upon tho 
 body of his master, licked the wound with his tongue, and 
 refused to allow "Walter to withdraw the knife. It would 
 bo unsafe to leave it thero, for it might be recognized. 
 " Minimize tho adverse chances," ho muttered still ; but 
 thero was no inducing King Charlio to move. A strugglo 
 might result in getting drops of blood upon his coat, and 
 then, great heavens, what a terrible awakening for Chris- 
 tina ! "Oh, Christina, Christina, Christina," ho siid to 
 himself piteously, " it is for you only that I could ever 
 have ventured to do this hideous thing." Tho blood was 
 still oozing out of tho narrow slit, and saturating tho 
 black coat, and Walter Deno with his delicate nerves could 
 hardly bear to look upon it. 
 
 At last he summoned up resolution to draw out the knife 
 from the ugly wound, in spite of King Charlie, and as ho 
 did so, oh, horror ! the little dog jumped at it, and cut his 
 left fore-leg against the sharp edge deep to tho bone. Here 
 was a pretty accident indeed ! If Walter Dene had been 
 
THE CURATE OF CUUIINSIDE. 83 
 
 a common heartless murderer ho would have .snatched nj) 
 the knifo immediately, loft the poor lamo dojjj to watcli 
 and hleed beside his dead master, and skulked ofT hurriedly 
 from tho muto witness to his accomplished crime. But 
 Walter was mado of very dillbrent mould from that ; ho 
 could not lind it in his heart to leave a poor dumb animal 
 wounded and bleeding for hours together, alone and im- 
 tendcd. Just at first, indeed, ho tried sophistically to 
 persuado himself his duty to Christina demanded that ho 
 should go away at once, and never mind tho .suderings of 
 a mere spaniel ; but his bettor nature told him the next 
 moment that such sophisms were indefensible, and his 
 humane instincts overcame even tho profound instinct of 
 self preservation. lie sat down quietly beside tho warm 
 corpse. "Thank goodness," ho said, with a .slight shiver 
 of di.sgust, " I'm not one of those weak-minded jicoplc who 
 are troubled by remorse. They would bo so overcome by 
 terror at what they had done that they would want to run 
 away from tho body immediately, at any price. But I 
 don't think I could feel remorse. It is an incident of lower 
 natures — natures that are capable of doing actions under 
 one set of impulses, which they regret when another set 
 comes uppermost in turn. That implies a want of balance, 
 an imperfect co-ordination of parts and passions. Tho 
 perfect character is consistent with itself; shame and 
 repentance are confessions of weakness. For my part, I 
 never do anything without having first deliberately decided 
 that it is the best or the only thing to do ; and having so 
 done it, I do not draw back like a girl from the necessary 
 consequences of my own act. No fluttering or running 
 away for me. Still, I must admit that all that blood does 
 look very ghastly. Poor old gentleman ! I believe he 
 really died almost without knowing it, and that is certainly 
 a great comfort to one under the circumstances." 
 
 He took King Charlie tenderly in his hands, without 
 touching the wounded leg, and drew his pocket hand- 
 
84 STIiAXCE STORIES. 
 
 Iccrcliicf Koflly frDin lii.s pocket. "Poor licaslic," lie s.'iid 
 aloud, holding- out tho cut linil) before hiui, "you are 
 badly Jiurl, I'm alVa'ul ; but it wasn't my fault. Wo must 
 see what wo can do for you." Then ho wrapped tho 
 handkerchief dcfily around it, Avitliout letting any blood 
 show throuf^h, pressed tho dog closo against his breast, 
 and i)icked up tho knifo gingerly by the reeking handle. 
 *' A fool of a fellow Avould throw it into tho river," ho 
 thought, with a curl of his graceful lip. " They always 
 dredge the river after these incidents. I shall just stick 
 it down a hole in tho hed<i-o a liundred yards oil'. Tho 
 police have no inA'ention,dull dov.kcys ; they never dredge 
 tho hedges." And ho tlirust it well down a disused rabbit 
 burrow, tilling in tho top neatly with loose mould. 
 
 AValter Ueno meant to have gone homo quietly and said 
 evensong, leaving tho discovery of tho body to bo made at 
 haphazard by others, but this unfortunate accident to King 
 Charlio compelled him against his will to give the first 
 alarm. It was absolutely necessary to take the dog to tho 
 veterinary at once, or tho poor littlo fellow might bleed to 
 death incontinently. " One's best efforts," ho thought, 
 *'aro always liable to these unfortunate contretcmjjs. I 
 meant mi^rely to remove a superfluous person from an 
 uncongenial environment ; yet I can't manage it without 
 at the same time seriously injuring a harmless little crea- 
 ture that I really love." And with one last glance at tho 
 lifeless thing behind him, ho took his way regretfully along 
 the ordinary path back towards tho peaceful village of 
 Churnsidc. 
 
 ITalfway down tho lane, at the entrance to tho village, 
 he met one of his parishioners. " Tom," ho said boldly, 
 " have you seen anything of the vicar ? I'm afraid he's 
 got hurt somehow. Here's poor little King Charlio como 
 limping back with his leg cut." 
 
 "Ho went down tho road, 7,ur, 'arf auhour zince, and I 
 arn't zeen him afterwards." 
 
THE CURATi: OF CIICItNSIDE. 8.1 
 
 " Tell tlio servants at the vicarage to look around the 
 <;:roun(ls, then ; I'm ufraKl ho has rallen and liurt himself. 
 I ninst tako the do^ at onco to Perkins's, or else I shall ho 
 lato fur evensong." 
 
 The man went ofT straight toward the vicarage, and 
 Walter j )eM0 turned imiuediately with the dog in his arms 
 into tho village vetorinary's. 
 
 IT. 
 
 Tho servants from the vicarage were not the first persons 
 to hit upon tho dead body of the vicar. Joe llarlcy, tho 
 poacher, was out reconnoitring that afternoon in tho vicar's 
 preserves ; and five minutes after ^Valter Deno had })assed 
 down the far side of the hedge, Joe ITarley skulked noise- 
 lessly fioiu tlie orchard up to the cover of tho gate hy 
 JSolbury Copse. He crept through the open end by the post 
 (for it was against Joe's principles under any circumstances 
 to climb over an obstacle of any sort, and so needlessly 
 expose himself), and he was just going to slink off along 
 the other liedge, having wires and traps in his pocket, 
 when his boot struck violently against a sol't object in tho 
 ditch underfoot. It struck so violently that it crushed in 
 the object with the force of the impact ; and when Joe camo 
 to look at what the object might bo, he found to his horror 
 that it was tho bruised and livid face of tho old parson. 
 Joe had had a brush with keepers more than once, and had 
 «pent several months of seclusion in Dorchester Gaol ; but, 
 in spite of his familiarity with minor forms of lawlessness, 
 ho was moved enough in all conscience by this awful and 
 unexpected discovery. Ho turned the body over clumsily 
 with his hands, and saw that it had been stabbed in tho 
 back onco only. In doing so he trod in a little blood, and 
 
80 STJiANGIC JSTOlilES. 
 
 got a drop or two on liis hIccvo ami trousers ; for tlic ])Ool 
 M'iiH bij^f^cr now, and .Too was not so liautly or dainty with 
 Lis fin<;('rs as IIk; idyllio curate. 
 
 It was an awful dilcninia, indeed, for a confirmed and 
 convicted i)oaclier. Should lie give the alarm then and 
 there, holdly, trusting to his innocence for vindication, 
 and hel[)ing the police to discover the jiiurdorer? Why, 
 that would he sheer suicide, no dou])t ; " for who but would 
 Lelicvo," ho thouj:;ht, " 'twas mo as done it? " Or should 
 lie slink away quietly and f-ay nothing, leaving others to 
 find tho body as best they might? That was dangerous 
 enough in its way if anybody saw him, but not so dan- 
 gerous as th(! other course. In an evil hour for his <nvn 
 chances Joe Ilarley clioso that worse counsel, and slank ofi' 
 in his familiar crouching fashion towards the opposite 
 corner of tho copso. 
 
 On the way ho heard John's voice holloaing for his 
 master, and kept close to tho hedge till ho had quite turned 
 the corner. But John had caught a glimpse of him too, 
 and John did not forget it when, a few minutes later, ho 
 camo up<m tho horrid sight beside the gate of Selbury 
 Copse. 
 
 Meanwhile AValter had taken King Charlie to the 
 veterinary's, and had his leg bound and bandaged securely. 
 lie had also gone down to tho church, got out his surplice, 
 and begun to put it on in the vestry for evensong, when 
 a messenger came at hot haste from the vicarage, with news 
 that Master Walter must come up at once, for tho vicar was 
 murdered. 
 
 " Murdered ! " Walter Dene said to himself slowly half 
 aloud ; " murdered ! how horrible ! Murdered ! " It was 
 an ugly word, and he turned it over with a genuine thrill 
 of horror. That was what they would say of him if over 
 the thing came to be discovered ! What an inappropriate 
 classification ! 
 
 He threw aside the surplice, and rushed up hurriedly 
 
THE ecu ATE OF CJWJiNSIDE. 87 
 
 to tho vicarii,o;c. Alrcaily tlio Rcrvants liiul In-ought in 
 tho body, {Uid laid it out in tlio clothes it -wore, on tlio 
 vicar's own bed. Walter Deno went, in, sluiddorinf;, 
 to look at it. To his utter ania/enicnt, tho face -vvas 
 battered in horribly and almost nnreeo<^ni/.ably by a 
 blow or kick' "What could that hideous niutilatiou 
 mean? IIo could not iniaj;ino. It was an awl'ul mys- 
 tery. Great heavens ! just fancy if any one were to tuko 
 it into his head that he, Walter l^cne, had dono .hat — 
 had kicked a defenceless old jjjentleman brutally about 
 tho face like a common London ruflian ! Tho idea was too 
 horrible to bo borno for a jnomont. It unmanned him 
 utterly, and ho hid his face between his tw(» liands and 
 sobbed aloud like ono broken-hearted. " This day's work 
 has been too much for my nerves," he thought to himself 
 between tho sobs ; " but jierhaps it is just as well I should 
 give way now completely." 
 
 That night was mainly taken up with tho formalities of 
 all such cases ; and when at last AV'alter Deno went off, 
 tired and nerve-worn, to bed, about midnight, ho could not 
 t^leep much for thinking of tho mystery. Tho murder 
 itself didn't trouble him greatly ; that was over and past 
 now, and he felt sure his precautions had been amply 
 sufUcient to protect him even from the barest suspicion ; 
 but ho couldn't fathom the mystery of that battered and 
 mutilated face ! Somebody must have seen the corpse 
 between the time of the murder and the discovery ! Who 
 could that somebody have been ? and what possible motive 
 could he have had for such a horrible piece of purposeless 
 brutality ? 
 
 As for the servants, in solemn conclave in the hall, they 
 had unanimously but one theory to account for all tho 
 facts : some poacher or other, for choice Joo Harloy, had 
 come across the vicar in the copse, with gun and traps in 
 hand. The wretch had seen he was discovered, had felled 
 the poor old vicar by a blow in the face with the butt-end 
 
88 STjRANGE stories. 
 
 of his rifle, and after he foil, fiiinting, had stabbed him for 
 .q;reater security in the back. That was such an obvious 
 solution of the difficulty, that nobody in the servants' hall 
 liad a moment's hesitation in accepting it. 
 
 Wlien Walter heard next mornint^ early that Joe ITarley 
 had been arrested overnight, on John's information, hjs 
 horror and surprise at the news we re wholly nnaffected. 
 Hero Avas another now difiicultv, indeed. '• When I did 
 the thing," he said to himself, "I never thought of that 
 possibility. I took it for granted it would bo a mystery, 
 a problem for the local police (who, of course, could no 
 more solve it than they could solve tho2?o?is-rts/»o/-?»u), but it 
 never struck mo they would arrest an innocent person on 
 the charge instead of me. This is horrible. It's so easy 
 to make out a case against a poacher, and hang him for it, 
 on suspicion. One's whole sense of justice revolts against 
 the thing.. After all, there's a great deal to be said in 
 favour of the ordinary commony)lace morality : it prevents 
 complications. A man of delicate sensibilities oughtn't 
 to kill anybody ; he lets himself in for all kinds of un- 
 expected contingencies, witliout knowing it." 
 
 At the coroner's inquest things looked very black indeed 
 for Joe Ilarley. Walter gave his evidence first, showing 
 liow ho had found King Charlie wounded in the lane ; and 
 then the others gave theirs, as to the search for and finding 
 of the body. John in particular swore to having seen a 
 man's back and head slinking away by the hedge while 
 they were looking for the vicar ; and that back and head 
 he felt sure were Joe Harh^y's. To Walter's infinite horror 
 and disgust, the coroner's jury returned a verdict of wilful 
 murder against the poor poacher. What other verdict could 
 they possibly have given in accordance with such evidence ? 
 
 The trial of Joo Ilarley for the wilful murder of the 
 Reverend Arthur Deno was fixed for the next Dorchester 
 Assizes. In the interval, Walter Dene, for the first time 
 iu his placid life, knew what it was to undergo a mental 
 
THE CURATE OF CEUIiNSIDE. 89 
 
 struggle. "SVhatever happened, ho could not let Joo ITarloy 
 ho hanged fur this murder. Ilis whole soul rose up witliin 
 him in loathing for such an act of hideous injustice. For 
 though Walt'.r Dene's code of morality was certainly not 
 the conventional one, as lie so often hoastud to himself, ho 
 was not hy any means without any code of morals of any 
 sort. lie could commit a murder where he thought it 
 necessary, hut he could not let an innocent man suffer in 
 his stead. Ilis ethical judgment on that point was just as 
 clear and categorical as the judgment which told liira ho 
 •was in duty bound to murder his uncle. For AValtcr did 
 not argue with himself on moral questions : ho perceived 
 the right and necessary thing intuitively ; he was a law to 
 himself, and he ohcyed his own law implicitly, fur good or 
 for evil. Such men arc capable of horrible and diabolically 
 deliberate crimes ; but they are capable of great aud 
 srenuine self-?acriiices also. 
 
 Walter made no secret in the village of his disinclination 
 to believe in Joe Ilarley's guilt. Joe was a rough fellow, 
 he said, certainly, and ho had no objection to talcing a 
 pheasant or two, and even to having a free fight with the 
 keepers ; but, after all, our game laws were an outrageous 
 piece of class legislation, and ho could easily understand 
 how the poor, whoso sense of justice they outraged, should 
 be so set against them. lie could not think Joo Ilarley 
 was capable of a detestable crime. Besides, ho had seen 
 him himself within a few minutes before and after the 
 murder. Everybody thought it such a proof of the young 
 parson's generous and kindly disposition ; he had certainly 
 the charity which thinketh no evil. Even though his 
 own uncle had been brutally murdered on his own estate, 
 he checked his natural feelings of resentment, and refused 
 to believe that one of his own parishioners could have been 
 guilty of tho crime. Nay, more, so anxious was he that 
 substantial justice should bo done the accused, and so 
 confident was ho of his innocence, that ho promised to 
 
90 STRANGE STOEIES. 
 
 provide counsel for liim at his own expense; and he 
 provided two of the al)lest barristers on the Western 
 circuit. 
 
 Before the trial, Walter Dene had come, after a terrible 
 internal struggle, to an awful resolution. lie would do- 
 everything he could for Joe Harley ; but if the verdict 
 went against him, ho was resolved, then and there, in 
 open court, to confess, before judge and jury, the wholo 
 truth. It would be a horrible thing for Christina; ho 
 knew that; but he could not love Christina so much, 
 "loved lio not honour more ; " and honour, after his own 
 fashion, he certainly loved dearl3% Though he might 
 be false to all that all the world thought right, it was 
 ingrained in the very fibre of his soul to be true to his 
 own inner nature at least. Night after night he lay 
 awake, tossing on his bed, and picturing to his mind's 
 eye every detail of that terrible disclosure. The jury 
 would bring in a verdict of guilty : then, before the judge 
 put on his black cap, ho, Walter, would stand up, and tell 
 them that he could not let another man hang for his 
 crime ; he would have the wholo truth out before them ; 
 and then he would die, for he would have taken a little 
 bottle of poison at the firpt sound of the verdict. As for 
 Christina — oh, Christina ! — AV alter Dene could not daro 
 to let himself think upon that. It was horrible ; it was 
 unendurable ; it was torture a thousand times worse than 
 dying : but still, he must and would face it. For in 
 certain phases, AValter Dene, forger and murderer as he 
 was, could bo positively heroic. 
 
 The day of the trial came, and Walter Dene, pale and 
 haggard with much vigil, walked in a dream and faintly 
 from his hotel to the court-house. Everybody present 
 noticed what a deep effect the shock of his uncle's death 
 had had upon him. He was thinner and more bloodless 
 than usual, and his dulled eyes looked black and sunken 
 in their sockets. Indeed, he seemed to have suffered far 
 
THE CURATE OF CUURNSIDE. 91 
 
 inoro intensely than tlio prisoner himself, who walked in 
 firmer and more erect, and took his seat doggedly in the 
 familiar dock. lie had been there more than once before, 
 to say the truth, though never before on such an errand. 
 Yet mcro habit, when lie got there, made him at onco 
 assume the hang-dog look of the consciously guiltj'. 
 
 Walter sat and watched and listened, still in a dream, 
 but without once betraying in his face the real depth of 
 Lis innermost feelings. In the body of the court ho saw 
 Joe's wife, weeping profusely and ostentatiously, after tho 
 fashion considered to bo correct by her class ; and thougli 
 ho pitied her from the bottom of his lieart, he could only 
 think by contrast of Christina. What were that good 
 woman's fears and sorrows by tho side of tho grief and 
 shame and unspeakable horror ho might liavc to bring 
 upon his Christina? Pray Heaven tho shock, if it came, 
 niiglit kill her outright; that would at least be better 
 than that she should live long years to remember. More 
 than judge, or jury, or prisoner, AValter Dene saw every- 
 where, behind the visible shadows that thronged the court, 
 that one persistent prospective picture of heart-broken 
 Christina. 
 
 The evidence for tho prosecution told with damning 
 force against the prisoner. He was a notorious poacher ; 
 tho vicar was a game-preserver. He had poached more 
 than onco on the ground of tho vicarage. Ho was shown 
 by numerous witneses to have had an animus against tho 
 vicar. Ho had been seen, not in the face, to be sure, but 
 still seen and recognized, slinking away, immediately 
 after the fact, from the scene of tho murder. And tho 
 prosecution had found stains of blood, believed by scien- 
 tific experts to be human, on the clothing he had worn 
 when he was arrested. Walter Dene listened now witli 
 terrible, unabated earnestness, for he knew that in reality 
 it was he himself who was upon his trial. Ho himself, 
 and Christina's happiness ; for if the poacher were found 
 
&2 STRANGE STOltlEii. 
 
 guilty, he was firmly resolved, beyond hope of respite, to 
 tell all, and face the imspcakablo. 
 
 The defence seemed indeed a weak and feeble theory. 
 Somebody unknown had committed the murder, and this 
 somebody, seen from behind, had been mistaken by John 
 for Joe ITarley. The blood-stains need not be liuman, as 
 the cross-examination went to show, but were only known 
 by counter-experts to bo mammalian — perhaps a rabbit's. 
 Every poacher — and it was admitted that Joe was a 
 poacher — was liable to get his clothes blood-stained. 
 Grant they were human, Joe, it appeared, had himself 
 once shot oif his little finger. All these points came out 
 from the examination of the earlier witnesses. At last, 
 counsel put the curate himself into the box, and proceeded 
 to examine him briefly as a witness for the defence. 
 
 Walter Dene stepped, pale and haggard still, into the 
 witness-box. lie had made up his mind to make one final 
 effort " for Christina's happiness." ITe fumbled nervously 
 all the time at a small glass phial in ]iis pocket, but he 
 answered all questions without a moment's hesitation, and 
 he kept down his emotions with a wonderful composure 
 which excited the admiration of everybody j^i'csont. 
 There was a general hush to hear him. Did he see the 
 prisoner, Joseph Ilarley, on the day of the murder ? Yes, 
 three times. When was the first occasion ? From the 
 library window, just before the vicar left the house. 
 What was Joseph Ilarley then doing ? Walking in the 
 opposite direction from the copse. Did Joseph Ilarley 
 recognize him ? Yes, he touched his hat to him. When 
 was the second occasion ? About ten minutes later, when 
 he, Walter, was leaving the vicarage for a stroll. Did 
 Joseph Harley then recognize him ? Yes, ho touched his 
 hat again, and the curate said, *' Good morning, Joe ; a 
 fine day for walking." When was the third time ? Ten 
 minutes later again, when he was returning from the lane, 
 carrying wounded little King Charlie. Would it have 
 
THE CURATE OF CnVRNSTDE. Off- 
 
 "bcuu pliysically posbiblo for tlic pri.soner to go Iroin tlio 
 vicarage to the spot whcro the murder was cominittcJ, 
 and back again, in th(i interval between tbo first two 
 occasions ? It would not. Would it have been physically 
 possible for the prisoner to do so in tlio interval between 
 the second and third occasions? It would not. 
 
 " Then in your opinion, Mr. Dene, it is physically 
 impossible that Joseph llarley can have committed this 
 murder ? " 
 
 " In ray opinion, it is physically impossible." 
 
 AVhilo Walter Dene solemnly swore amid dead silenco 
 to this treble lie, he did not dare to look Joe Harley .onco 
 in the face ; and while Joe llarley listened in amazement 
 to this unexpected assistance to his case — for counsel, 
 suspecting a mistaken identity, had not questioned him 
 too closely on the subject — he had presence of mind 
 enough not to let his astonishment show upon his stolid 
 features. But when Walter had finished his evidence in 
 chief, he stole a glance at Joe ; and for a moment their 
 eyes met. Then Walters fell in utter self-humiliation; 
 and he said to himself fiercely, " I would not so have 
 debased and degraded myself before any man to save my 
 own life — what is my life worth me, after all? — but to 
 save Christina, to save Christina, to save Christina ! I 
 have brought all this upon myself for Christina's sake." 
 
 Meanwhile, Joe llarley was asking himself curiously 
 what could be the meaning of this new move on parson's 
 part. It was deliberate perjury, Joe felt sure, for parson 
 could not have mistaken another person for him three 
 times over ; but what good end for himself could parson 
 hope to gain by it? If it was he who had murdered the 
 vicar (as Joe strongly suspected), why did he not try to 
 press the charge home against the first person who hap- 
 pened to be accused, instead of committing a distinct per- 
 jury on purpose to compass his acquittal ? Joe Harley, with 
 his simple eveiy-day criminal mind, could not be expected 
 
94 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 to unravel tho intrictacies of so complex a personality as 
 Walter Dene's. But even there, on trial for his life, ho 
 could not help wonclcring ^v]lat on earth young parson 
 could he driving at in this bu.sincss. 
 
 The judge summed up Avitli the usual luminously 
 ohvious alternate platitudes. If the jury thought that 
 John had ]-eally seen Joe Ilarley, and that the curate 
 was mistaken in the person whom he thrice saw, or was 
 mistaken once only out of the thrice, or had miscalculated 
 the time hetwccn each oevarrence, or the time necessary 
 to cover the ground to the gate, then they would find the 
 prisoner guilty of wilful murder. If, on the other hand, 
 they believed John had judged hastily, and that the curate 
 had really seen the prisoner three separate times, and that 
 he had rightly calculated all the intervals, then they 
 would find the prisoner not guilty. The prisoner's case 
 rested entirely upon the alibi. Supposing they thought 
 there was a doubt in the matter, they should give tho 
 prisoner tho benefit of tho doubt. Walter noticed that 
 the judge said in every other case, "If you believe tho 
 witness So-and-so," but that in his case he made no such 
 discourteous reservation. As a matter of fact, tho ono 
 person whoso conduct nobody for a moment dreamt of 
 calling in question was the real murderer. 
 
 Tho jury retired for more than an hour. During all 
 that time two men stood there in mortal suspense, intent 
 and haggard, both upon their trial, but not both equally. 
 The prisoner in tho dock fixed his arms in a dogged and 
 sullen attitude, the colour half gone from his brown cheek, 
 and his eyes straining with excitement, but showing no 
 outward sign of any emotion except the craven fear of 
 death. Walter Dene stood almost fainting in the body 
 of the court, his bloodless fingers still fumbling nervously 
 at the little phial, and his face deadly pale with the awful 
 pallor of a devouring horror. His heart scarcely beat at 
 all, but at each long slow pulsation he could feel it throb 
 
THE cm ATE OF CIWRNSIDE. 95 
 
 di8tinctl;y witliin Lis bosom. lie saw or licanl iiotlilng 
 ■before him, Imt kept liis aching eyes lixeJ Ktcailily on the 
 door by whieli the jury were to enter. Junior counsel 
 nudged one another to notice his agitation, and whispered 
 that that poor young curate had evidently never seen 
 a mau tried for his life hcforc. 
 
 At last the jury entered. Joe and "Walter waited, each 
 in his own manner, breathless for the verdict. " Do you 
 find the prisoner at the bar guilty or not guilty of wilful 
 murder?" Walter took the little phial from his pocket, 
 and held it carefully between his finger and thuml). Tho 
 awful moment had come ; the next word would decide tho 
 fate of himself and Christina. Tho foreman of the jury 
 looked up solemnly, and answered witli slov/ distinctness, 
 "Not guilty." Tho prisoner leaned back vacantly, and 
 wiped his forehead ; but there was an awful cry of relief 
 from one mouth in tho body of the court, and Walter Deno 
 sank back into tho arms of the bystanders, exhausted with 
 suspense and overcome by the reaction. Tho crowd 
 remarked among themselves that young Parson Deno was 
 too tender-hearted a man to como into court at a criminal 
 trial. He would break his heart to see even a dog hanged, 
 let alone his fellow-Christians. As for Joe Harley, it was 
 universally admitted that ho had had a narrow s(|ueak of 
 it, and that ho had got off better than he deserved. The 
 jury gave him the benefit of the doubt. 
 
 As soon as all the persons concerned had returned to 
 Churnside, Walter sent at once for Joe Ilarlcy, Tho 
 poacher came to see him in the vicarage library. He was 
 elated and coarsely exultant with his victory, as a relief 
 from the strain he had sufiered, after the manner of all 
 vulgar natures. 
 
 " Joe," said the clergyman slowly, motioning him into 
 a chair at the other side of the desk, " I know that after 
 this trial Churnside will not be a pleasant place to hold 
 you. All your neighbours belioA'o, in spite of the verdict, 
 
9G STUANOE STORIES. 
 
 that you killed tlio vicar. I feci sure, however, that you 
 did not commit this umrder. Thereforo, as some com- 
 pensation for tlio sufF(.']-ing of mind to -which you have 
 been put, I think it well to send you and your wife and 
 family to Australia or Canada, whichever you like best. 
 I propose also to make you a present of a hundred pounds, 
 to set you up in your new home." 
 
 " j\Iako it five hundred, passon," Joe said, lookinj^ at him 
 significantly. 
 
 Walter smiled quietly, and did not flinch in any way. 
 "I said a hundred," ho continued calmly, "and I will 
 make it only a hundred. I should have had no objection to 
 making it five, except for the manner in which you ask it. 
 But you evidently mistake the motive of my gift. I give 
 it out of puro compassion for you, and not out of any 
 other feeling whatsoever." 
 
 " Very well, passon," said Joe sullenly, " I accept it." 
 
 "You mistake again," Walter went on blandly, for ho 
 was himself again now. " You arc not to accept it as 
 terms ; you are to thank me for it as a pure present. I 
 see wo two partially understand each other; but it is 
 important you should understand mo exactly as I mean it. 
 Joe Ilarley, listen to mo seriously. I havo saved your 
 life. If I had been a man of a coarse and vulgar nature, 
 if I had been like you in a similar predicament, I would 
 havo pressed the case against you for obvious personal 
 reasons, and vou would havo been hanged for it. But I 
 did not press it, because I felt convinced of your innocence, 
 and my sense of justice rose irresistibly against it. I did 
 the best I could to save you ; I risked my own reputation 
 to save you ; and I have no hesitation now in telling you 
 that to the best of my belief, if the verdict had gone against 
 you, tho person who really killed the vicar, accidentally 
 or intentionally, meant to havo given himself up to the 
 police, rather than let an innocent man suffer." 
 
 " Passon," said .Toe Ilarley, looking at him intently, " I 
 
TUE CURATE OF CnUUXSTDE. 07 
 
 "belicvo as j'on'ro tcUin' mo tlio triitli. I zcon as mncli in 
 that person's faco aforo tho verdict." 
 
 Tlicro was a solemn pauKo for a moment; and then 
 Walter Dene said sl(jwly, " Now that you liavo withdrawn 
 your claim as a claim, I will stretch a point and make it 
 five liundrod. It is littlo enough for what you have 
 suffered. But I, too, havo suffered terribly, terribly." 
 
 " Thank you, passon," Joo answered. " I zeou as you 
 were turblo anxious." 
 
 There was again a moment's pause. Then Walter Done 
 asked quietly, " Ifow did the vicar's faco come to bo so 
 bruised and battered ? " 
 
 "I stumbled up agin 'ini accidental like, and didn't 
 know I'd kicked 'un till I'd done it. IMust 'a been just 
 a few minutes after you'd 'a left 'un." 
 
 '• Joo," said tho curate in his calmest tone, " you had 
 better go ; the money will bo sent to you shortly. But 
 if you ever see my faco again, or speak or write a word of 
 this to mc, you shall not have a penny of it, but shall bc^ 
 prosecuted for intimidation. A hundred bel'oro you leave, 
 four hundred in Australia. Now go." 
 
 " Very well, passon," Joo answered ; and ho went. 
 
 " Pah ! " said tho curate with a face of distrust, shuttinc: 
 the door after him, and lighting a perfumed pastille in his 
 little Chinese porcelain incense-burner, as if to fumigat*^ 
 the room from tho poacher's offensive presence. "Pah! 
 to think that these afl'airs should compel one to humiliate 
 and abase one's self before a vulgar clod like that ! To 
 think that all his life long that fellow will virtually know 
 — and misinterpret — my secret. lie is incapable of under- 
 standing that I did it as a duty to Christina. Well, he 
 will never dare to tell it, that's certain, for nobody would 
 belicvo him if ho did; and ho may congratulate himself 
 heartily that he's got well out of this difficulty. It will 
 be the luckiest thing in tho end that ever happened to 
 him. And now I hope this littlo episode is finally over." 
 
 II 
 
98 
 
 STEAXGE STORIES. 
 
 "When tlie Clini'iisidc puLlic learned tliat WaHer Dcno 
 ineaiit to carry his belief in Joe Hurley's innocence so far 
 as to send liim and liis family at liis own expense out to 
 Australia, tliey held that the young parson's charity and 
 c^uilelessncss was reall3% as tliu dcjctur said, almost Quixotic. 
 And when, in his anxiety to detect and punish tlio real 
 murderer, he oflbred a reward of live hundred pounds from 
 Ills own pocket for any informatit)n leading to the arrest 
 and conviction of the criminal, the Churnsido people 
 laughed quietly at his extraordinary cliildliko simplicity 
 (jf heart. The real murderer had been caught and tried 
 at Dorchester Assizes, tliey said, and had only got off by 
 the skin of his teeth because Walter liimself had como 
 forward and sworn to a quite improbabks and inconclusive 
 aJihi. Therc>, was plenty of time for Joe to have ^^-ot to 
 the gate by the short cut, and that ho did so everyliody at 
 Churnsido felt morally certain. Indeed, a few years later 
 a blood-stained bowie-knife was found in the hed^-o not 
 far from the scene of the murder, and the gamekeeper 
 " could almost 'a took his Bible oath he'd zcen just such 
 a knife along o' Joe ITarley." 
 
 That was not the end of Walter Dene's Quixotisms, 
 however. When the will was read, it turned out that 
 almost everything was left to the young parson ; and who 
 could deserve it better, or spend it more charitably ? But 
 AValter, though he would not for the world seem to cast 
 any slight or disrespect upon his dear uncle's memt>rj% did 
 not approve of customs of primogeniture, and felt bound 
 to share the estate equally with his brotlior Arthur. 
 " Strange," said the head of the firm of Watson and 
 Blenkiron to himself, when he read the little paragraph 
 about this generous conduct in the paper ; " I thought 
 the instructions were to leave it to his nephew Arthur, 
 not to his nephew W^alter ; but there, one forgets and 
 confuses names of people that one does not know so 
 easily." " Gracious goodness ! " thought the engrossing 
 
THE CURATE OF CmmXSlDE. Ol> 
 
 clerk ; " snvoly it -vvas tlio other %vay on. I Avondor if I 
 can have gone and copied the wrong names in tlio ^v^)no• 
 places?" ]»ut in a Lig London Lnsiness, nol)ndy notes 
 tlioso thing.s as tlicy would have been noted in (Imrnsido ; 
 the vicar was always a changcal)le, pernickety, linlTy old 
 fellow, and very likely lio had had a reverse Avill drawn 
 np afterwards by his country lawyer. All tlic world only 
 thought that AV'altor ]Jcno's generosity was really almost 
 ridiculous, oven in a parson. When ho was married to 
 Christina, six months afterwards, everybody t;aid so 
 charming a girl was well mated with so excellent and 
 admirable a husband. 
 
 And he really did mako a very tender and loving 
 husband and father. ('Jiristina believed in him alwaj's, 
 for ho did his best to foster and keep alive her faith. ITo 
 would have given up active clerical duty if :ho could, 
 never having liked it (for ho was above hypocrisy), but 
 Christina was against the project, and his bishop would 
 not hear of it. The Church could ill allord to lose such 
 a man. as Mr. Dene, the bishop said, in thcso troubled 
 times ; and he begged him as a personal favour to accept 
 the living of Churnsido, which was in his gift. P>ut 
 Walter did not like the place, and asked for another 
 living instead, which, being of less value — " so liko ]\Ir. 
 Dene to think nothing of the temporalities," — the bishop 
 even more graciously granted. lie has since published 
 a small volume of dainty littlo j)oems on uncut paper, 
 considered by some critics as rather pagan in tone lor 
 a clergyman, but universally allowed to bo extremely 
 graceful, the perfection of poetical form with much deli- 
 cate mastery of poetical matter. And everybody knows 
 that the author is almost certain to bo offered the first 
 vacant canonry in his own cathedral. As for the littlo 
 episode, he himself has almost forgotten all about it ; for 
 those who think a murderer must feel remorse his whole 
 life long, are trying to read their own emotional nature 
 into the wholly dispassionate character of Walter Dcno. 
 
AiY EPISODE IX JUnil LIFE. 
 
 Sir TTknry Vaudox, K.C.B., olcctrician to the Adnuialty, 
 whoso title, as everybody knows, was ga/.ctteil fioinc six 
 wcolcs since, is at this nic^nient tho yonngost living 
 member of tho British knighlhood. lie is now only just 
 thirty, and lie lias obtained his present high distinction 
 by those remarkable inventions of his in tho matter of 
 electrical signalling and lighthonso arrangements which 
 have been so mucii talked about in Nature this year, 
 and which gained him the gohl medal of tho Eoyal 
 Society in 1881, Lady Vardon is one of tho yonngest 
 and prettiest hostesses in London, and if you would care 
 to hear the history of their courtship hero it is. 
 
 When Harry Vardon left Oxford, only seven years 
 ago, none of his friends could imagine what he meant 
 by throwing up all his chances of University success. 
 Tho son of a poor country parson in Devonsliire, who 
 had strained his little income to the uttermost to send 
 him to college, Vardon of Magdalen had done credit to 
 his father and himself in all the schools. Ho gained the 
 best demyship of his year ; got a first in classical mods. ; 
 and then unaccountably took to reading science, in 
 which he carried everything before him. At the end of 
 his four years, ho walked into a scientific fellowship at 
 Balliol as a matter of course ; and then, after twelve 
 months' residence, ho suddenly surprised the world of 
 
AN EPISODE IN niGH LIFE. 101 
 
 Oxford by accepting a tutoivsliip to tho young Earl of 
 Surrey, at (hat time, as you doubtless rcuicmbor, a minor, 
 ajred about Kixteon. 
 
 IJut Harry A'ardon bad <;ood reasons of bis own for 
 taking tbis tutorsbip. Six niontbs after lio became a 
 fellow of Balliol, tbo old vicar bad died unexpectedly, 
 leaving bis only otber cbild, Editb, alone and unprovided 
 for, as was iiideed natural ; fur tbo expenses of Hurry's 
 coUego life bad (juito eaten up tbo meagro savings of 
 twenty ycavr; at Little Hintou. In order to provide a 
 liomo for Editb, it was neces.sary tbat Harry s^bould find 
 sometbing or otber to do wbioli wonld bring in an 
 immediate income. Scbool-mastering, tbat refuge of tho 
 destitute graduate, was not niucb to bis mind ; and so 
 when tbo senior tutor of Boniface wroto a little note to 
 ask wbether he would cavo to accept the cbargo of a cub 
 noblenuxn, as ho disrespectfully phrased it, Harry jumped 
 at tbo olfer, and took the proposed salary of 400Z. a year 
 with tbo greatest alacrity. Tliat would far nioro than 
 sufiico for all Edith's simple needs, and he himself could 
 live npon tbo proceeds of his fellowship, besides finding 
 time to continue bis electrical researches. For I will not 
 disguise the fact that Harry only accepted tho cub noble- 
 Tuan as a stop-gap, and that ho meant even then to make 
 his fortune in the end by those splendid electrical dis- 
 coveries which will undoubtedly immortalize his name in 
 future ages. 
 
 It was summer term when the appointment was made ; 
 and the Surrey people (who were poor for their station) 
 had just gone down to Colyford Abbey, the family seat, in 
 the valley of the Axe near Seaton. You have visited tho 
 house, I dare say — open to visitors every Tuesday, when 
 the family is absent — a fine somewhat modernized man- 
 sion, with somo good perpendicular work about it still, in 
 spite of the havoc wrought in it by Inigo Jones, who 
 converted the chapel and refectory of the old Cistercians 
 
102 JSTnANCiE STOIUES. 
 
 into a Lanquetini^-liall and Lallroom for tlio first Lortl 
 Surrey of tliu present creation. It was lovely weather 
 when Harry VarJon went down there ; and the Ahbey, 
 and the terrace, and the park, and the heantil'ul valley 
 beyond were looking their very Lest. Harry fell in lovo 
 with the view at once, and almost fell in lovo with the 
 inmates too at tho first glance. 
 
 Lady Surrey, the mother, was sitting on a garden scat 
 in i'ronl of the house as tho carri.igc which met him at 
 Colyford station drin'o up to tlio door. iSho was much 
 younger and more heautiful than Harry had at all 
 expected. He had pictured the dowager to himself as a 
 stately old lady of sixty, with white hair and a grand 
 manner : instead of whicli ho found himself face to face 
 with a well-preserved heauty of something less than forty, 
 not above medium height, and still strikingly pretty in a 
 round-faced, mature, hut very delicate fashion. Sho had 
 Avavy chestnut hair, regular features, an exquisite set of 
 pearly teeth, full cheeks whose natural roses wore perhaps 
 just a trifle increased by not wholly ringracefiil art, and 
 above all a lovely complexion quite unspoilt as yet by 
 years. She was dressed as such a person should be dressed, 
 with no afTectation of girlislmess, Imt in the stylo that 
 best shows off ripe beauty and a womanly figure. Harry 
 was always a very impressionable fellow; and I really 
 believe that if Lady Surrey had been alono ho would 
 have f illen over head and ears in lovo with her at first 
 sight. 
 
 But there was something which kept him from falling 
 in love at once Avith Lady Surrey, and that was tho girl 
 who sat half reclining on a tiger-skin at her feet, with a 
 little sketching tablet on her lap. Ho could hardly tako 
 full stock of the mother because ho was so busy looking at 
 the daught'^r as well. I shall not attempt to describe 
 Lady Gladys Hurant; all pretty girls fall under ono of 
 Kome half-dozen heads, and description at best can reallv 
 
.LY EPISODE IN HIGH LIFE. lO:; 
 
 do no moro llian classify them. Lady Gladys belonged to 
 the tall ai5d i^raccfnl aristocratic class, and she was a .good 
 specimen of the typo at seventeen. Not that Harry A'ardou 
 fell in love with her at once; he was really in the plcasin<;- 
 condition of Captain Macheath, too much engaged in look- 
 ing at two pretty w-omen to be capable even mentally of 
 making a choice between them. IMother and daughter 
 were both almost equally beautiful, each in her own 
 distinct stylo. 
 
 The countess half rose to greet him — it is condescension 
 on the part of a countess to notice the tutor at all, I 
 belivc; but though I am no lover of lords myself, I will 
 do the Durants the justice to say tliat their treatment of 
 Harry was always the vei'y kindliest that could possibly 
 bo expected from people of their ideas and traditions. 
 
 "]\Ir. A^ardon?" she said intcrrcgatively, as she held 
 out her hand to tho new tutor. Harry bowed assent. 
 " I'm glad you have such a lovely day to make your first 
 acquaintance with Colyford. It's a pretty place, isn't it? 
 Gladys, this is Mr. Vardon, wlio is kindly going to take 
 charge of Surrey for us." 
 
 " I'm afraid you don't know what you'ro going to 
 undertake," said Gladys, smiling and holding out her 
 hand. " He's a dreadful pickle. Do you know this part 
 of tho world before, Mr. Vardon?" 
 
 "Not just hereabouts," Harry answered; *' my fathers 
 parish was in North Devon, but I know the greater part 
 of tho county very well." 
 
 " That's a good thing," said Gladys quickly ; " we're all 
 Devc shire people here, and we believe in the county witli 
 all our hearts. I wish Surrey took his title from it. It's 
 so absurd to take your title from a place you don't care 
 about only because you've got laud there. I love Devon- 
 shire people best of any." 
 
 " Mr. Vardon Avould probably like to see his rooms," 
 said the countess. " Parker, will you show him up ? " 
 
104 STIiANGE STOItlES. 
 
 The rooms were everything that Harry could wish. 
 There was a prettily furnished sitting-room for himself on 
 the front, looking across the terrace, with a view of the 
 valley and the sea in the distance; there was a study 
 next door, for tutor and pupil to work in; there was 
 a cheerful little bedroom behind ; and downstairs at the 
 back there was the large bare room for which Harry 
 had specially stipulated, wherein to put his electrical 
 apparatus, for he meant to experiment and work busily at 
 his own subject in his spare time. There was a sj)ccial 
 servant, too, told off to wait upon him ; and altogether 
 Harry felt that if only the social position could be made 
 endurable, he could live very comfortably for a year or 
 two at Colyford Abbey. 
 
 There are some men who could never stand such a life 
 at all. There are others who can stand it because they 
 can stand anything. But Harry Vardon belonged to 
 neither class. He was one of those who feel at home in 
 most places, and who can get on in all societ like. In 
 the first place, he was one of the handsomest fellows you 
 ever saw, with large dark eyes, and that particular black 
 moustache that no woman can ever resist. Then again ho 
 was tall and had a good presence, which impressed even 
 those most dangerous of critics for a private tutor, the 
 footmen. Moreover, he was clever, chatty, and agreeable ; 
 and it never entered into his head that he was not con- 
 ferring some distinction upon the Surrey family by con- 
 senting to be teacher to their young lordling — which, 
 indeed, was after all the sober fact. 
 
 The train was in a little before seven, and there was a 
 bit of a drive from the station, so that Harry had only 
 just had time to dress for dinner when the gong sounded. 
 In the drawing-room he met his future pupil, a good- 
 looking, high-spirited, but evidently lazy boy of sixteen. 
 The family was alone, so the earl took down his mother, 
 while Harry gave his arm to Lady Gladys. Before dinner 
 
^.V EPISODE IN UIGU LIFE. 105 
 
 Avas over, the new tutor had taken the measure of the trio 
 protty accurately. The countess was clever, that was 
 certain ; she took an interest in hooks and in art, and she 
 could talk lightly hut well upon most current topics in 
 the easy sparkling stylo of a woman of the world. Gladys 
 was clever too, though not hooky ; she was full of sketch- 
 ing and music, and was delighted to hear that Harry 
 could paint a little in water-colours, besides being the 
 owner of a good violin. As to the bo}^ his fancy clearly 
 ran for the most part to dogs, guns, and cricket; and 
 indeed, though he was no doubt a very important per.-on 
 as a future member of the British legislature, I think for 
 the purposes of the present story, which is mainly con- 
 cerned with Harry Vardon's fortunes, we may safely Icavo 
 him out of consideration. Harry taught him as much as 
 he could be induced to learn for an hour or two every 
 ]uorning, and looked after him as far as possible when ho 
 was anywhere within hearing throughout the rest of tlio 
 day ; but as the lad was almost always out around tlio 
 place somewhere with a gamekeeper or a stable-boy, he 
 hardly entered practically into the current of Harry's life 
 at all, outside the regular hours of study. As a matter of 
 fact, he never learnt much from anybody or did anything 
 worth speaking of; but he has since married a Birmingham 
 heiress with a million or so of her own, and is now 
 ^me of the most rising young members of tho House of 
 Lords. 
 
 After dinner, the countess showed Harry her excellent 
 collection of Bartolozzis, and Harry, who knew something 
 about them, showed the countess that she was wrong as 
 to the authenticity of one or two among them. Then 
 Gladys played passably well, and he sang a duet with her, 
 in a way that made her feel a little ashamed of her own 
 singing. And lastly Harry brought down his violin, at 
 which the countess smiled a little, for she thought it 
 audacious on the first evening ; but when he played ono 
 
lOG STIiAXGE STOniES. 
 
 of liis best pieces .slio snnled again, for she had a good ear 
 and a great deal of taste. After which tliey all retired to 
 bed, and Gladys remarked to her maid, in the privacy 
 of her own room, that the new tutor was a A-ery pleasant 
 man, and quite a relief after such a stick as Mr. 
 "Wilkinson. 
 
 At breakfast next morning the party remained un- 
 changed, but at luncli the two younger girls appeared 
 upon tho scene, with their governess, Miss Martindalc. 
 Though very different in typo from Gladys, Ethel j\Iartin- 
 dale was in her way an equally pretty girl. She was 
 small and mignonne, with delicate little hands, and a light 
 pretty iigure, not too slight, but very gracefully propor- 
 tioned. Her cheeks and chin were charmingly dimpled, 
 and her complexion was just of that faintly-dark tino-e 
 that one sees so often combined with light-brown hair 
 and eyes in the moorland parts of Lancashire. Altogether, 
 she was a perfect foil to Gladys, and it would have been 
 difficult for almost any man as lie sat at that table to say 
 which of tho three, mother, daughter, or governess, was 
 really the prettiest. For my own part, I give my vote 
 unreservedly for the countess, but then I am getting 
 somewhat grizzled now and have long been bald ; so my 
 liking turns naturally towards ripe beauty. I hate your 
 self-conscious cliits of seventeen, who can only chat and 
 giggle ; I like a woman who has something to say for 
 herself. But Harry was just turned twenty-thi-ee, and 
 perhaps liis choice might, not unnaturally, have gone 
 otherwise. 
 
 The governess talked little at lunch, and seemed alto- 
 gether a rather subdued and timid girl. Harry noticed 
 with pain that she appeared half afraid of speaking to 
 anybody, and also that the footmen made a marked 
 distinction between their manner to him and their manner 
 to her. He would have liked once or twice to kick tho 
 fellows for their insolence. After lunch, Gladys and tho 
 
AX EPISODE IN HIGH LIFE. 107 
 
 littlo ones went for a stroll down towards the river, and 
 Harry followed aftt^r with ]\Iiss Martindale. 
 
 " Do yon come from this part of England ? " he asked. 
 "Xo," answered Ethel, "I come from Lancashire. My 
 father was rector of a small parish on the moors." 
 
 Harry's heart smote him. It mitxht haA'o been Edith. 
 "What a little turn of chance had made all the diiri'ienco ! 
 " My father Avas a parson too," ho said, and then checked 
 himself for the half-disresjiectfiil word, " but he lived 
 down hero in ],)evonsliire. Do you like Colyford ? " 
 
 " Oh yes, — the place, very much. There are delightful 
 rambles, and Lady Gladys and I go out sketching a great 
 deal. And it's a deliglitful country for flowers." 
 
 The place, but not the life, thought Harry. Poor child, 
 it must bo very hard for her. 
 
 " Mr. A^ardon, come on here, I want you," called oiit 
 Crladys from tlio little stone bridge. " You know every- 
 thing. Can you tell me what this flower is?" and she 
 held out a long spray of waving green-stufi'. 
 
 " Caper spurge," said Harry, looking at it carelessly. 
 " Oh no," j\liss Martindale put in quickly, " Portland 
 spurge, surely." 
 
 " So it is," Harry answercfl, looking closer. " Then you 
 are a bit of a botanist, Mi^s IMartindalo ? " 
 
 " Not a botanist, but very fond of the flowers." 
 " Miss Martindale's always picking lots of ugly things 
 and bringing them home," said Gladys laughingly; "aren't 
 you, dear ? " 
 
 Ethel smiled and nodded. So they went on past the 
 bridge and out upon the opposite side, and back again by 
 the little white railings into the park. 
 
 For the next three months Harry enjoyed himself in 
 a busy way immensely. Every morning he had his three 
 hours' teaching, and every afternoon he went a walk, or 
 fished in the river, or worked at his electrical machines. 
 To the household at the Abbey such a man was a perfect 
 
108 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 godsend. For he was a versatile fellow, able to turn his 
 liaiid to anything, and the Durants lived in a very qniet 
 way, and were glad of somebody to keep the house lively. 
 The money was all tied up till the boy came of age, and 
 oven then there wouldn't be much of it. Surrey had been 
 sent to Eton for a month or two and then removed, by 
 request, to prevent more violent measures ; after which ho 
 was sent to two or three other schools, always with the 
 same result. So he was brought home again and handed 
 over to the domestic persuasion of a private tutor. The 
 only thing that kept him moderately quiet was the pos- 
 sibility of running around the place with the keepers ; 
 and the only person who ever taught him auytliing was 
 Harry Yardon, though even he, I must admit, did not 
 succeed in impressing any very valuable lessons upon the 
 lad's volatile brain. The countess saw few visitors, and 
 so a man like Harry was a real acquisition to the little 
 circle. lie was perpetually being wanted by everybody, 
 everywhere, and at the end of three months ho was simply 
 indispensable. 
 
 Lady Surrey was always consulting him as to the proper 
 place to plant the new wellingtonias, the right aspect for 
 deodars, the best plan for mounting water-colours, and the 
 correct date of all the neighbouring churches. It was so 
 delightful to drive about with somebody who really under- 
 stood the history and geology and anti(|uities of the county, 
 she said ; and she began to develoiD an extraordinary 
 Interest in prehistoric archaeology, and to listen patiently 
 to Harrj'-'s disquisitions on the difference between long 
 barrows and round barrows, or on the true nature of the 
 earthworks that cap the top of Membury Hill. Harry for 
 his part was quite ready to discourse volubly on all these 
 subjects, for it was his hobby to impart information, 
 whereof he had plenty ; and he liked knocking about the 
 country, examining castles or churches, and laying down 
 the law about matters architectural with much authority 
 
AX EPISODE h\ UIGII LIFE. 109 
 
 to two pretty women. TIio countess oven took an interest 
 in his great electrical investigation, and came into his 
 workshop to hear all about tlio uses of his mysterious 
 batteries. As for Lady Gladys, she was for ever wanting 
 Mr. Yardon's opinion abont the exact colour for that 
 shadow by tho cottage, Mr. A^'ardon's aid in practising 
 that difficult bit of Chopin, Mr. Vardou's counsel about 
 the decorative treatment of tho passion-flower on that 
 lovely piece of crewel-work. Indeed, contrary to Miss 
 Martindale's express admonition, and all tho dictates of 
 propriety, she was always running olf to Harry's littlo 
 sitting-room to ask his advice about five hundred different 
 things, five hundred times in every twenty-four hours. 
 
 There was only one person in tho household who seemed 
 at all shy of Harry, and that was Miss Martindale. Do 
 what he could, he could never get her to feel at home 
 with him. She seemed always anxious to keep out of his 
 way, and never ready to join in any of his plans. This 
 was annoying, because Harry really liked the poor girl 
 and felt sorry for her lonely position. But as she would 
 have nothing to say to him, why, thero was nothing else 
 to be done ; so ho contented himself with being as polite 
 to her as possible, while respecting her evident wish to bo 
 let alone. 
 
 One afternoon, when the four had been out for a drive 
 together to visit the old ruins near Cowhayne, and Harr}- 
 had been sketching Avith Gladys and lecturing to the 
 countess to his heart's content, he was bitting on the 
 bench by the red cedars, when to his surprise he saw 
 the governess strolling carelessly across the terrace 
 towards him. " j\[r. Vardon," she said, standing beside 
 the bench, " I want to say something to you. You mustn't 
 mind my saying it, but I feel it is part of my duty. Do 
 you think you ought to pay so much attention to Gladys? 
 You and I come into a family of this sort on peculiar 
 terms, you know. They don't think wo are quite the 
 
]C0 STEANGIJ STORIES. 
 
 same sort of liunian Loiupjs as tlicnisolvcs. Xow, I'm ]ialf 
 afraid — I don't like to say so, but I think it Ijcttcr I 
 should say it than my hidy — I'm half afraid that Gladys 
 is getting her licad too much filled with you. "Wliatever 
 she does, j'ou are always Iiolping her. She is for ever 
 running oir to see you ahout somethinp; or other. She is 
 very young; she meets very few other men; and you 
 have been extremely attontivo to lier. But when peojDlo 
 like these admit you into 1hoir family, they do so on tlio 
 tacit understanding that you will not do wluit they would 
 call abusing the position. To-day, I half fancied that my 
 lady looked at you once or twice when you were talking to 
 Gladys, and I thought I would try to he bravo enough to 
 sjieak to you about it. If I don't, I think she will." 
 
 "Really, Miss jMartindale," said Ilarrj^ rising and 
 walking by her side towards the laburnum alley, " I'm 
 very glad you have unburdened your mind about this 
 matter. For myself, you know, I don't acknowledge the 
 obligation. I should marry any girl I liked, if she would 
 have me, whatever her artificial position might be ; and I 
 should never let any barriers of that sort stand in' my 
 way. But I don't know that I have the slightest inten- 
 tion of ever trying to marry Lady Gladys or anybody elso 
 of the sort ; so wliile I remain undecided on that point, 
 I shall do as you wish me. By the way, it strikes mo 
 now that you have been trj'ing to keep her away from 
 me as much as possible." 
 
 " As part of my duty, I think I ought to do so. Yes." 
 " Well, you may rely upon it, I will give you no more 
 cause for anxiety," said Ilarr}^ ; " so the less wo sa}^ about 
 it the better. AVliat a lovely sunset, and wliat a glorious 
 colour on the cliffs at Axmouth I " And he walked down 
 the alley with her two or three times, talking about 
 various indifferent subjects. Somehow he had never 
 managed to get on so well with her before. She was 
 a very nice girl, he thought, really a very nice girl; 
 
.LV El'IbODE IN nwn LIFE. Ill 
 
 what a pit}' slic wonltl nover tako any notice of liliii in 
 any way! Jlowcver, lio enjoyed that qniot lialf-hour 
 immensely, and was quite sorry when Lady Surrey camo 
 out a little later and joined them, exactly as if she wanted 
 to interrupt tlieir conversation. Jiut what a heautifiil 
 woman Lady Surrey was too, as she carao across the lawn 
 just then in her garden hat and the pale blue Umrit/ur 
 shawl thrown loosely across hqr shapely shouhlors ! By 
 Jove, she was as handsome a woman, after all, as he had 
 ever seen. 
 
 Aft(!r dinner that evening Lady Surrey sent Gladys 
 off to jMiss ]\Iartindale's room on some small pretext, and 
 then put Harry down on the sofa beside her to help in 
 arranging those interminable ferns of hers. Evening dress 
 suited the countess best, and she knew it. She was 
 looking even more beautiful than before, with her hair 
 prettily dressed, and the little simple turquoise necklet 
 setting off her white neck ; and she talked a great deal to 
 Harry, and was really very charming. No more fascin- 
 ating widow, he thought, to bo found anywhere within a 
 hundred miles. At last she stopped, leaning over the 
 ferns, and sat back a little on the sofa, half fronting him. 
 " Mr. Yardon," she said suddenly, " there is something I 
 wish to speak to 3'ou about, privately." 
 
 " Certainly," said Harry, half expecting the topic. 
 
 "Do you know, I think you ought not to pay such 
 marked attention to Lady Gladys. Two or three times 
 I have fancied I noticed it, and have meant to mention it 
 to you, but I thought it might be unnecessary. On many 
 accounts, however, I think it is best not to let it pass any 
 longer. The differcnco of station " 
 
 "Excuse me," said Harry, "I'm sorry to differ from 
 you, but I don't acknowledge differences of station." .; 
 
 " Well," said the countess, in a conciliatory tone, 
 "under certain circumstances that may bo perfectly 
 correct. A young man in your position and with your 
 
112 STRANCrE STOTiTES. 
 
 talents has of courso tho whole world hcforo him. He can 
 niako liiinsolf wliatevcr ho pleases. I don't thinlc, ^Ir. 
 Vavdoii, I have over under-estlmatod tho worth of brains. 
 I do feel that knowledjijo and cnltnre arc nmch greater 
 things after all than mcro position. Now, in justice to 
 me, don't you think I do ? " 
 
 Harry looked at her — sho was really a very beautiful 
 woman — and tlien said, " Yes, I think you have certainly 
 better and moro rational tastes than most other people- 
 circumstanced as you are." 
 
 " I'm so glad you do," tho countess answered, heartily. 
 *' T don't caro for a life of perfect frivolity and fashion, 
 such as one gets in London. If it were not for Gladys's 
 sake I sometimes think I would give it up entirely. Do 
 you know, I often wish my life had been cast very difler- 
 ently — cast among another sot of people from the people 
 I have always mixed among. Whenever I meet clever 
 people — literary peojilo and schdlars — I always feel so 
 sorry I haven't moved all my life in their world. From 
 one point of view, I quite recognize what you said just 
 now, that these artificial distinctions should not exist 
 between people who are really eq^uals in intellect and 
 culture." 
 
 " Naturally not," said Harry, to whom this proposition 
 sounded like a familiar truism. 
 
 " But in Lady Gladys's case, I feel I ought to guard 
 her against seeing too much of anybody in particular just 
 at present. Sho is only seventeen, and she is of courso 
 impressionable. Now, you know a great many mothers 
 would not have spoken to you as I do ; but I like you, 
 Mr. Vardon, and I feel at homo with you. You will 
 promise me not to pay so much attention to Gladys in 
 future, won't you ? " 
 
 As she looked at him full in tho face with her beautiful 
 eyes, Harry felt ho could just then have promised her 
 anything. " Yes," he said, " I will promise." 
 
^.v EVisoDi: IS man ufe. 113 
 
 •'Tliaiik 3"ou,'' Kiiil tlio connlcss, loolcint; at iiiiu ji;2;aln ; 
 "I am very iiiudi obliged U) you." And then fur a 
 moment tlicro was an awkward paiiso, and tlioy Loth 
 lonked lull into ono another's eyes without saying a 
 word. 
 
 In a minnto the countoss Logan again, and said a good 
 many tilings ahoiit what a dreadful waste of life ]ieopl^ 
 generally made ; and what a privilege it was to know 
 elever people; and what a reality and purpose there was 
 in tlujir lives. A great deal of this sort she said, and. 
 in a low pL asant V(jicc. And then there was another 
 awkward pause, and they looked, at ono another ouco 
 more. 
 
 Harry certainly thought tho conntcss very beautiful, 
 and ho liked, her very much. She was really kind- 
 hearted and friendly ; she was interested in tlic subjects 
 that pleased him ; and she was after all a jirctty woman, 
 still young as men connt youth, and very agreeable — nay, 
 anxious to please. And then sho had said what she said 
 about tho artificiality of ela.ss distinctions so markedly 
 and pointedly, with such a coiuinentary from her eyes, 
 that Harry half fancied — wcdl, I don't quite know what 
 ho fancied. As ho sat there beside her on the sofa, 
 with tho ferns before him, looking straight into her 
 eyes, and sho into his, it must bo clear to all my 
 readers that if ho had any special proposition to make 
 to her on any abstract subject of human speculation, 
 tho timo had obviuu>ly ariived to make it. But some- 
 thing or other inscrutablo kept him back. "Lady 
 
 Surrey " he said, and tho words stuck in his throat. 
 
 "Yes." sho answered softly. "Shall .... shall wo go 
 on with tho ferns ? " Lady Surrey gave a littlo short 
 breath, brought back her eyes Irom dreamland, and 
 turned with a sudden smilo back to the portfolio. For 
 tho rest of tho evening, tho candid historian must admit 
 that they both felt liko a pair of fools. Conversation 
 
 I 
 
114 STIiAXaE STOllIi:S. 
 
 lagged, and I don't tliinlc oitlicr of tbom was sorry when 
 tho time came for retiring. 
 
 It is useless for tlic clunisynialo psychologist to protend 
 that ho can sco into tho heart of a woman, cspcciall}' 
 when tho normal action of said heart is coniiilieatcd hy 
 such queer conventionalities as that of a countess who 
 feels a distinct liking for hor son's tutor: hut if I may 
 vcnturo to attempt that impossiMo feat of clairvoyanco 
 without rchnkc, I should ho inclined to diagnose Lady 
 Surrey's condition as sho lay sleepless for an hour or 
 so on her pillow that night somewhat as follows. iSlic 
 thought that Harry Vardon was really a very clever and 
 a very pleasant fellow. iSho thought that men in society 
 wcro generally dreadfully empty-headed and horrihly 
 vain. iSho thought that tho imp<jrtance of disparity in 
 ago had, as a rule, heen immensely overrated. Sho 
 thought that rank was after all much less valuahle than 
 sho used to think it Avhen first she married poor dear 
 Surrey, who was really tho kindest of men, and a 
 thorough gentleman, hut certainly not at all hrilliant. 
 Sho thought that a young man of Harry's talent might, 
 if well connected, get into Parliament and rise, like 
 Beaconsfield, to any position. Sho thought ho was very 
 frank, and open, and gentlemanly; and very handsome 
 too. Sho thouglit ho had half hcsitatod whether ho 
 should propose to her or not, and had then drawn back 
 because ho was not certain of tho consequences. Sho 
 thought that if ho had proposed to her — well, perhaps 
 — why, yes, sho might oven possibly have accepted him. 
 She thought ho would probably propose in earnest, before 
 long, as soon as ho saw that she was not wholly averse to 
 his attentions. Sho thought in that case sho might 
 perhaps provisionally accept him, and get him to try 
 what ho could do in tho way of obtaining some sort of 
 position — she didn't exactly know what — where ho could 
 more easily marry her with the least possible shock to 
 
A\ KVISODK L\ IlK.n I.IVi:. 115 
 
 tho feelings of society. And hIio tliou'i^lit that she really 
 didn't know Lcfore for twenty years at l(;ast liuw great a 
 gO(>.so she positively was. 
 
 Next morning, after breakfast, Lady Suirey sent for 
 rjladys to como to lier in her houduir. 'i'hen she pnt her 
 daughter in a chair hy tho window, drew hor own eloso to 
 it, laid her hand kindly on her shoulder — slio was a 
 nico little woman at heart, was tho countess — and said 
 to her gently, "^^ly dear (Jladys, there's a little 
 matter I want to talk to you ahout. You aro still very 
 young, you know, dear; and I Ihiidc you ought to bo very 
 careful about not letting your feelings bo played upon 
 in any way, however unconsciously. Xow, you walk 
 und talk a great deal too much, dear, with j\[r. Vardon. 
 In many ways, it would bo well ihat yon should. 
 Mr. Vardon is very clever, and very well informed, and 
 a very instructive companion. 1 like you to talk to 
 intelligent people, and to hear intelligent people talk ; it 
 gives you something that mere books can never give. But 
 you know, ( iladys, you should always remember tho 
 disparity in yt)ur stations. I don't deny that there's a 
 jrreat deal in all that sort of thing that's very conventional 
 and absurd, my dear ; but still, girls are girls, and if 
 they're thrown too much with any one young man " — 
 Lady Surrey was going to add, "especially when he's 
 handsome and agreeable," but she checked herself in 
 time — "they're very apt to form an attection for him. 
 Of course I'm not suggesting that you'ro likely to da 
 anything of tho sort with Mr. Vardon — I don't for a 
 moment su})poso you \vould — but a girl can never bo too 
 careful. I hope you know your position too well ; " hero 
 Lady Surrey was conscious of certain internal qualms ; 
 "and indeed whether it was Mr. Vardon or anybody 
 else, you aro much too young to fill your head with 
 such notions at your age. Of course, if somo really 
 good oiler had been made to you even in your first season 
 
lltf STRANGE STOETES. 
 
 — sny Lord St. Ives or Sir Montanjnc — I don't say 
 it might not Imvo hvon prudent to accept it; Init 
 under ordinary circumstances, a giid docs best to think 
 as little as iiossiblo about such tliii)g-s until sho is twenty 
 at least. However, I hope in future you'll remembor 
 that I don't wish you to bo quite so familiar in your 
 intercourse with I\Ir. Vardon." 
 
 " Very well, mamuui," said Gladys quietly, drawing her- 
 self up ; " I have heard what you want to say, and I shall 
 try to do as you wisli. But I should liko to say some- 
 thing in return, if you'll bo so kind as to listen to mo." 
 
 "Certainly, darling,"' Lady Surrey answered, with a 
 vague foreboding of sometliing wrong. 
 
 " I don't say I care any moro for jMr. Vardon than for 
 anybody else ; I liaven't scon enough of him to know 
 whetlier I caro for him or not. But if ever I do caro for 
 anybody, it will bo for somebody like him, and not for 
 somebody liko Lord St. Ives or Monty Fit/roy. I don't 
 liko the men I meet in town ; they all talk to us as 
 if wo were dolls or babies. I don't want to marry a 
 man who says to himself, as Surrey says already, ' Ah, 
 I shall look out for some rich girl or other and make her 
 a countess, if slio's a good girl, and if sho suits me.' I'd 
 rather have a man like i\Ir. Vardon than any of the men 
 wc ever meet in London." 
 
 " But, my darling," said Lady Surrey', quite alarmed at 
 Gladys' too serious tone, " surely there aro gentlemen 
 quite as clover and quite as intellectual as i\[r. Vardon." 
 
 " ]\Iamraa ! " cried Gladys, rising, " do you mean to say 
 ]\[r. Vardon is not a gentleman ? " 
 
 " Gladys, Gladys ! sit down, dear. Don't get so excited, 
 or course he is. I trust I havo as great a i-espect as any- 
 body for talent and culture. But what I meant to say 
 Avas this — can't j'ou find as much talent and culture among 
 people of our own station as — as among people of Mr. 
 Vai don's?" 
 
AN El' ISO I) E IX man life. 117 
 
 *'No," said (Jladys sliortly. 
 
 " lic.'iily, my dear, you arc too liaixl upon tlio peerage." 
 
 " Well, mamma, can you mGulion any one that uc know 
 who is? " asked tho peremptory girL 
 
 " Not exactly in our own set," said Lady Surrey hesita- 
 tingly; "but surely there must ho some." 
 
 " I don't know them," Gladys replied quietly, " and till 
 I do know them, I shall remain of my own opinion still. If 
 you wish nio not to sec so much of Mr. Vartlon, I shall try 
 to do as you say; hut if I Imppen to like any particular 
 person, whether he's a puer or a pLjughhoy, I can't help 
 liking him, so thei'c's an end of it." And CJladys kissed 
 her mother demurely on tho forehead, and Avalked with a 
 atatoly sweep out of tho room. 
 
 "It's perfectly clear," said Lady Surrey to herself, 
 "that that girl's in lovo with Mr. Ycirdon, and what on 
 earth I'm to do about it is to me a mystery." And indeed 
 Lady Surrey's position was by no means an easy one. 
 On the one hand, she felt that whatever she herself, who 
 was a })e;son of mature years, might liappcn to do, it would 
 be positively wicked in her to allow a young girl like 
 Gladys to throw herself away on a man in Harry Yardon's 
 position. Without any sliadow of an arro-re jjensec, that 
 was her genuine feeling as a mother and a member of 
 society. But then, on the other hand, how could slio oppose 
 it, if she really ever thouglit herself, even conditionally, 
 of marrying Harry Yardon ? Could she endure that her 
 daughter should think she had acted as hor rival? Gould 
 she press the point about Harry's conventional disadvan- 
 tages, when she herself had some vague idea that if Harry 
 offered himself as Gladys' step-father, she would not bo 
 wholly disinclined to consider his proposal ? (?ould she 
 set it down as a crime in her daughter to form tho vcr^^ 
 SLdf-same affection which she herself had woU-iiigh formed? 
 Moreover, she couldn't help feeling in her heart that Gladys 
 was right, after all; and that the daughter's dellanco of 
 
118 STn.lXGE STORIES. 
 
 conventionality ^vas impliciily inherited from tlio motli6r. 
 If .she had met Harry Vardoii twenty years ago, she wouhl 
 liavo thought and spoken much like Ghidys ; in fact, though 
 she didn't speak, she thought so, very nearly, even now. 
 I am sorr}' that I am ohliged to write out these faint out- 
 lines of idfas in all the hrutal plainness of the English lan- 
 guage as spoken by men ; I cannot give all those fmo shades 
 of unspoken reservations and womanly self-decoptive sub- 
 terfuges by which the poor little countess half disguised 
 her own mcaiiing even from iierself ; but at least you will 
 not bo surprised to hear that in the end she lay down on 
 the little couch in the corner, covered her face Avith chagrin 
 and disappointment, and had a good cr}'. Then she got 
 up an hour later, washed her eyes carefully to take off the 
 redness, put on her pretty dove- coloured morning gown 
 with the lace trimming — she looked charming in lace — 
 and went down smiling to lunch, as pleasant and cheery 
 a little widow of thirty-seven as over you would wisli to 
 see. Upon my soul, Harry Vardon, I really almost think 
 you will be a fool if you don't finally marry the countess ! 
 
 " Gladys," said little Lord tSurrey to his sister that 
 evening, when she came into his room on her Avay upstairs 
 to bed — "Gladys, it's my opinion you're getting too sweet 
 on this fellow Yardon." 
 
 "I shall bo obliged, Surrey, if j'^ou'll mind your own 
 business, and allow me to mind mine." 
 
 " Oh, it's no use coming the high and mighty over me, I 
 can tell you, so don't you try it on. Besides, I have some- 
 thing I want to speak to y< n about particularly. It's my 
 opinion also that my lady's doing the very same thing." 
 
 "What nonsense, Surrey!" cried Gladys, colouring up 
 to her eyebrows in a second : " how dare you say such a 
 thing about mamma?" But a light broke in upon her 
 suddenly all the same, and a number of little unnoticed 
 circumstances flashed back at once upon her memory witli 
 a fresh flood of meaning. 
 
AX KVISOBE IN HIGH LIFE. U'J 
 
 *' Nonsense or not, it's true, I know ; and wliat I want to 
 say to YOU is this— If old Vardon s to many either of you, 
 it ouj^lit toLo you, because that would save mamma at any 
 rate Som making a fool of herself. As far as I'm concerned, 
 I'd rather neither (jf you did ; for I don't see why either 
 of you should want to marry a beggarly fellow of a tutor" 
 —Gladys' eyes flashed fire— " tdiough Vardon's a decent 
 enough chap in his way, if that was all ; but at any rate, 
 as one or other of you's cock-sure to do it, I don't want him 
 for a step-father. So you see, as far as that goes, I back 
 the filly. Now, say no more about it, but go to bed like a 
 good girl, and mind, whatever you do, you don't forget to 
 say your prayers. Good night, old girl." 
 
 " I wouldn't marry a fellow like Surrey," said Gladys to 
 herself, as she went upstairs, "no, not if he was the 
 premier duke of England ! " 
 
 For tho next three weeks there was snch a comedy of 
 errors and cross-purposes at Colyford Abbey as was never 
 seen before anywhere outside of one of IMr. Gilbert's clever 
 extravaganzas. Lady Surrey tried to keep Gladys in 
 every posbiblo way out of Harry's sight ; while her brother 
 tried in every possible way to throw them together. 
 Gladys on her part half avoided him, and yet grew some- 
 what more confidential than ever whenever she happened 
 to talk with him. Harry did not feel quite so much at 
 home as before with Lady Surrey ; he had an uncomfortable 
 sense that ho had failed to acquit himself as he ought to 
 have done ; while Lady Surrey had a half suspicion tliat 
 she had let him see her unfledged secret a little too early 
 and too openly. The natural consequence of all this was 
 that Harry was cast far more than before upon tho society 
 of Ethel ]\Iartindale, with whom he often strolled ab(nit 
 tho shrubbery till very close upon the dressing gong. 
 Ethel did not come down to dinner — she dined with tho 
 little ones at the family luncheon ; and that horrid galling 
 distinction cut Harry to the quick every night when he 
 
120 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 left Iicr to go in. Every clay, too, it began to dawn npon 
 him more clearly that the vagiio reason whi(;h had kept 
 liim hack from proposing to Lady Surrey on that eventful 
 night Avas just this — that Ethel Martindalo had made her- 
 self a certain vaeant niche in his unfurnishod heart. Sho 
 was a dear, quiet, unassuming little girl, but so very grace- 
 ful, so very tender, so very womanly, that slio crept into Ids 
 affections unawares without possibility of resistance. The 
 countess was a beautiful and accomplished woman of the 
 world, with a real heart left in her still, but not quite the 
 sort of tender, shrinking, girlish heart that Harry wanted. 
 Gladys was a lovely girl with stately manners and a 
 wonderfully formed character, but too great and too redolent 
 of society fur Harry. Tie admired them both, each in her 
 own way, but ho couldn't possibly have lived a lifetime 
 with cither. But Ethel, dear, meek, pretty, gentle little 
 Ethel — well, there, I'm not going to re^ieat for you all the 
 raptures that Harry went into over that perennial and 
 ever rejuvenescent theme. For, to toll you the truth, 
 about three weeks after the night when Harry did not pro- 
 pose to the countess, he actually did propose to Ethel 
 3Iartindalo. And Ethel, after many timid protests, after 
 much demure self-depreciation and declaration of utter 
 unworthiness for such a man — which made Harry wildwith 
 indignation — did finally lot him put her little hand to his 
 lips, and whispered a sort of broken and blushing " Yes." 
 
 What a fool ho had been, he thought that evening, to 
 suppose for half a second that Lady Surrey had ever meant 
 to regard him in any other light than as her son's tutor. 
 He hated himself for his own nonsensical vanity. "Who 
 was ho that ho should fancy all the women in England 
 were in love with him? 
 
 Next morning's Tlmo.s contained that curious announce- 
 ment about its being the intention of the Government to 
 appoint an electrician to the Admiralty, and inviting ap- 
 l)lications from distinguished men of science. Now Harry, 
 
AN EPISODE IN HIGH LIFE. 121 
 
 youLj:; as ho was, had just porfoctccl his great system of 
 the doublcrovolving cominut;itor and hack-action rheostat 
 (ratcnt Office, No. 18,237,50-1:), and had sent in a paper 
 on tho subject which had been road with groat success 
 at tho Iioyal Society. The famous Pi'ofessor Brusegay 
 hini^-elf had describrd it as a remarkable invention, likely 
 to prove of immense practical importance to telegraphy 
 and electrical science generally. So when Harry saw 
 tho announcement that morning, ho made up his mind to 
 apply for tho appointment at once ; and ho thought that 
 if he got it, as the salary was a good one, ho miglit before 
 long marry Ethel, and yet manage to keep Edilh in tho 
 same comfort as before. 
 
 Lady Surrey t-aw the paragraph too, and had her own 
 ideas about what it might be made to do. It was tho very 
 opening that Harry wanted, and if he got it, wliy then no 
 doubt he might make tho proposal which he evidently lelt 
 afraid to make, jioor fellow, in his present position. So 
 yhe went into her boudoir immediately after breakfast, and 
 wrote two careful and cautiously worded little notes. One 
 was to Dr. Brusegay, whom she knew well, mentioning to 
 him that her son's tutor was the author of that remarkable 
 paper on commutators, and that she thought lie would 
 probably be admirably fitted for the post, but that on that 
 point the Professor himself was the best judge; the other 
 ■was to her cousin, Lord Ardenleigh, who was a great man 
 in the government of the day, suggesting casually tliat ho 
 should look into thi3 claims of her frieiul, jMr. Vardon, for 
 this new place at the Admiralty. Two nicer little notes, 
 written with better tact and judgment, it would be difficult 
 to find. 
 
 At that very moment Harry was also sitting down in 
 liis own room, after five minutes' consultation with Ethel, 
 to make formal application for the new post. And after 
 lunch the same day he spoke to Lady Surrey upon tho 
 subject. 
 
122 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 " Thoro is Olio spocial reason," he said, " wliy I sliould 
 like to <!;et this post, and 1 think I ought to let yon know 
 it now." Poor little Lady Snrrey's heart flutten^d like a 
 girl's. " The fact is, I am anxions to ol)tain a jiosition. 
 which would enable me to marry." (" How very bluntly 
 he puts it," said the countess to herself.) " I ought to tell 
 you, I think, that I have proposed to Miss Martindale, and 
 she has accepted me." 
 
 Miss Martindale ! Great heavens, hoAV the room reeled 
 round the poor little Avoraan, as she stood with her hand 
 on the table, trying to bahmce herself, trying to conceal 
 her shame and mortification, trying to look as if the 
 announcement did not concern her in any way. Poor» 
 dear, good little countess ; from ni}'' heart I pity you. Miss 
 Martindale ! why, she had never even thought of her. A 
 mere governess, a nobody; and Harry Vardon, with his 
 magnificent intellect and splendid prospects, was going to 
 throw himself away on that girl ! She could hardly con- 
 trol herself to answer him, but with a great effort sho 
 gulped down her feelings, and remarked that Ethel Mar- 
 tindale was a very good girl, and would doubtless make an 
 admirable wife. And then she walked quietly out of the 
 room, stepped up the stairs somewhat faster, rushed into 
 her boudoir, double-locked the door, and burst into a perfect 
 flood of hot scalding tears. At that moment she began to 
 realize the fact that she had in truth liked Harry Vardon 
 much more than a little. 
 
 By-and-by she got up, went over to lier desk, took out 
 the two unposted notes, tore them into fragments, and 
 then carefully burnt them up piece by piece, in a perfect 
 holocaust of white paper. What a wicked vindictive 
 little countess ! Was sho going to spoil these two young 
 people's lives, to throw every possible obstacle in the way 
 of their marriage ? Not a bit of it. As soon as her eyes 
 allowed her, she sat down and wrote two more notes, 
 a groat deal stronger and better than before ; for this- 
 
AX EPISODE IN UIGll LIFE. 12."/ 
 
 time she need not fear tlio possiljility of after reflections 
 from an nnkiiul world. She said a great deal in a casnal 
 hidf-liinting fashion about Harry's merits, and remarked 
 npon tlio loss tliat she slionld sustain in the removal 
 of sueh a tutor from Lord Surrey; hut she felt that 
 sooner or later his talents must get him a higher reco"-- 
 nition, and she hoped Dr. Brusegay and her cousin would 
 use their influence to obtain him the appointment. Then 
 sho went downstairs feeling like a Christian martyr, 
 kissed and congratulated Ethel, talked gaily about Barto- 
 lozzi to Harry, and tried to make believe that she tool: 
 the engagement as a matter of course. Nothing in fact, 
 as she remarked to Gladys, could possibly bo more 
 suitable. Gladys bit her tongue, and answered shortly 
 that she didn't herself perceive any special natural con- 
 gruity about the nuitch, but perhaps her mother was 
 better informed on the subject. 
 
 Now, wo all know that in the matter of public appoint- 
 ment anything lik<' backstairs influence or indirect 
 canvassing is positively fatal to the success of a candidate. 
 Accordingly-, it nu\Y surprise you to learn that when 
 Professor Brusegay (who held the appointment virtually 
 in his hands) opened his letters next morning he said 
 to his wife, "Why, Maria, that young fellow A'ardcm 
 who wrote that astonishingly clever paper on commu- 
 tators, you know, is tutor at Lady Surrey's, and she 
 wants him to get this place at the Admiralty. Wo must 
 really sec what we can do about it. Lady Surrey is such 
 a very useful person to know, and besides it's so im- 
 portant to keep on good terms with her, for the Paulsons 
 would be absolutely intolerable if we hadn't its acquaint- 
 ance in the peerage to play off against their Lord 
 Poodlebury." And when the Professor shortly after- 
 wards mentioned Harry's name to Lord Ardenleigh, his 
 lordship remarked immediately, " AVhy, bless my soul, 
 that's the very man Amelia wrote to mo about. Ho shall 
 
]li4 STRANGE STOUIES. 
 
 have the place, by all means." And tliey both wrote 
 hack nice little notes to Lady Surrey, to say that she 
 might consider the matter settled, hut that she mustn't 
 inention it to Harry until the appointment was regularly 
 announced. Anything so remarkable in this age of purity 
 I for my part have seldom heard of. 
 
 Lady Surrey never did mention the matter to Harry 
 from that lUiy to this; and Sir Henry Yardon, K.C.B., 
 does not for a moment imagine oven now that ho owes 
 his advancement to anything but his own native merits. 
 He married lOtlici shortly after, and a prettier or more 
 blushing bride you never saw. Lady Surrey has been 
 their best friend in society, and still sighs occasionally 
 when she sees Harry a great magnate in his way, and 
 thinks of the narrow escape he had that night at 
 Colyford. As to Gladys, she consistently refused several 
 promising heirs, at least twenty younger sons, and a score 
 or so of wealthy young men whose papas were something 
 in the City, her first live seasons; and then, to Lord 
 Surrey's Jiorror, she married a young Scotchman from 
 Glasgow, who was merely a writer for some London 
 paper, and had nothing on earth but a head on his 
 shoulders to bless himseli:' with. His lordship himself 
 "bagged an heiress" as ho expressively puts it, with 
 several thousands a year of her own, and is now one of 
 the most respected members of his party, who may be 
 counted upon always to vote straight, and never to have 
 any opinions of his own upon any subject except the 
 improvement of the British racehorse. He often wishes 
 Gladys had taken his advice and married Vardon, who 
 is at least in respectable society, instead of that shock- 
 headed Scotch fellow — but there, the girl was always full 
 of fancies, and never would behave like other people. 
 
 For myself, I am a horrid radical, and republican, and 
 all that sort of thing, and have a perfectly rabid hatred 
 of titles and so I'orth, don't you know? — but still, on the 
 
^.v Erisoni: in utgu ltfj:. ilm 
 
 first (lay when Etliol went to call on the countess dowager 
 after Harry was knighted, I happened to bo present 
 (purely on hiisiness), and heard her duly announced as 
 " Lady Vardon : " and I give you my word of honoui' 
 I could not find it in my licart to grudgo the dear little 
 woman tho flush of pride that rose upon her cheek as 
 she entered tho room for tho lirst time in her new position. 
 It was a pleasure to mo (who know the wliole story) to 
 see Lady Surrey kiss the little ex-governess warmly on 
 her check and r y t(j her, " My dear Lady Yardon, I am 
 so glad, so very very glad." And I really believe she 
 meant it. After all, in spite of her little weakness, there 
 is a great deal of human nature left in the countess. 
 
MY NEW YEAR'S EVE AMONG THE 
 
 MUMMIES, 
 
 I HAVE been a wanderer and a vagabond on the face of 
 
 tho earth for a good many years now, and I have certainly 
 
 Lad some odd adventures in my time; but I can assure 
 
 3'ou, I never spent twenty-four cpicercr hours than those I 
 
 which I passed somo twelve mouths since in tho great | 
 
 unopened Pyramid of Abu Yilla. - 
 
 The way I got there was itself a very strange one. 
 I had come to Egypt for a winter tour with the Fitz- 
 Simldnscs, to whoso daughter JCditha I was at that . » 
 
 precise moment engaged. You will probably remember 
 that old ritz-Simldns belonged originally to tho wealthy 
 firm of Simkinson and Stokoo, worshipful vintners ; but 
 when the seniur partner retired from tho business and 
 got his knighthood, the College of Heralds opportunely 
 discovered that his ancestors had changed their fine old 
 Norman name fur its li^nglisli equivalent some time about 
 the reign of King Kichard I. ; and they immediately 
 authorized tho old gentleman to resume the patronymic 
 and the armorial bearinG;s of his distinc;uished forefathers. ' 
 It's really quite astonishing how often these curious 
 coincidences crop up at tho College of Heralds. 
 
 Of course it was a great catch for a landless and 
 briefless barrister like myself — dependent on a small 
 fortune in South American securities, and my precarious 
 
MY M-W YEAn\<! i:VE AMOXG THE MUMMIES. 127 
 
 carni*nj:;s as a ^vl•itcr of biirlesqno — to secure such a 
 valuable prospective^ property as EJitlia Fitz-Siinlviiis. 
 To bo isurc, tUo girl was inulenialjly plain ; but I havo 
 known plainer girls than she was, whom forty thousand 
 pounds converted into ]\Iy Ladies : and if Ivlitlia liadii't 
 really fallen over head and ears in love with mo, I sup- 
 pose old rit/,-Simlcins would never have consented to sueli 
 a match. As it was, however, wo had flirted so openly 
 and 80 desperately during tho Scarborough season, that it 
 would liavo been dillicult for Sir Peter to break it oil": 
 and so I had como to Egypt on a tour of insuvanco to 
 (secure iny prize, following in tho wako of my future 
 mother-in-law, whoso lungs were supposed to require a 
 genial climate— though in my private opinion they ^^•ero 
 really as creditable a pair of pulmonary appendages as 
 ever drew breath. 
 
 Nevertheless, tho course of our true lovo did not run so 
 smoothly as might have been expected. Editlia found mo 
 less ardent than a devoted squire should be ; and on tho 
 very last night of the old year she got up a regulation 
 lovers' quarrel, because I had sneaked away from the boat 
 that afternoon, under the guidance of our dragoman, to 
 witness thi^ seductive performances of somo fair Ghawazi, 
 the dancing girls of a neighbouring town. How she 
 found it out heaven only knows, for I gave that rascal 
 Dimitri five piastres to hold his tongue : but she did find 
 it out somehow, and chose to regard it as an offence of the 
 first magnitude: a mortal sin only to be expiated by 
 three days of penance and humiliation. 
 
 I went to bed that night, in my hammock on deck, 
 Avith feelings far from satisfactory. Wo were moored 
 against the bank at Abu Yilla, the most pestiferous hole 
 between the cataracts and the Delta. Tho mosquitoes 
 were worse than the ordinary mosquitoes of Egypt, and 
 that is saying a great deal. Tho heat was oppressive 
 even at night, and the malaria from the lotus beds rose 
 
12S FTiiAXi;!-: sTonrns. 
 
 like a palpaldo mist boforo my eyes. Al)Ovo all, I was 
 j:!;('ttiiiji; iloubti'iil wlictlior Editlia Fitz-Siiiikins init;lit not 
 jiftei' all slip 1>(;(avooii iny finders. I folt Avrotchod aiul 
 fovoiisli : and yet I had di li^litful intorhisivo rccoUcc- 
 ti(Jiis, in lirlwcon, of tliat lively littlo Gha/jyuli, who 
 danced that oxqnisilo, iitarvelluns, cntvanninfr, dolicioiiM, 
 and awfully oriental daneo that I saw in tho afternoon. 
 
 By .r(jve, sho vas a hoautlful creature. Eyes like two 
 full moons ; hair like ]\lilton's Penseroso ; moA'ements like 
 a poem of Swinhnrnc's set to action. If Editha was only 
 a faint i)ietMro of that j^irl now ! Upon my word, I was 
 fallinjj; in love with a Ghaziyah ! 
 
 Then the mosrpiitoes camo again. Bnzz — buzz — buzz. 
 I make a lnn!2;o at tho loudest and bi,ii:gost, a sort of 
 prima donna in their infernal opera. I kill tho prima 
 donna, l)nt ton more shrill performers come in its place. 
 Tho fro<:;s croak dismally in tho reedy shallows. The 
 niglit grows hotter and hotter still. At last, I can stand 
 it no longer. I rise up, dress m\\solf lightly, and jump 
 ashore t(j iind some way of passing tho time. 
 
 Yonder, across tho flat, lies tho great unopened Pyramid 
 of Abu Yilla. AVe are going to-morrow to climb to tho 
 -fop ; but I will take a turn to reconnoitre in that 
 direction now. I walk across tho moonlit fields, ray soul 
 still divided between Editha and tho Ghaziyah, and 
 ai)proae]i tho solemn mass of huge, antiquated granite 
 blocks standing out so grimly against tho palo horizon. 
 I feel half awake, half asleep, and altogether feverish : 
 but I i)okc about tho base in an aimless sort of way, with 
 a vaguo idea that I may perhaps discover by chance the 
 secret of its scaled entrance, which has ero now baffled so 
 many pertinacious explorers and learned Egyptologists. 
 
 As I walk along tho base, I remember old Herodotus's 
 story, like a page from the " Arabian Nights," of how King 
 Khampsinitus built himself a treasury, wherein one stono 
 turned on a pivot like a door ; and how the builder availed 
 
MY NEW YEAR'S EVE AMONG THE MEMMIES. 12'J 
 
 liirasc'lf of this his cnrmini; (lovico to steal cohl from tho 
 Icing's storehouse. Suppose tlio oiitraTico ta the unopeiuHl 
 Pyramid should ho by sncli a door. It wouhl ho curious 
 if I shouhl clianco to light upon tho very spot. 
 
 I stood in tho hroad moonlight, near the north-east anglo 
 of tho great pile, at tho twelfth stono from tlio corner. A 
 random fancy struck mo, that I might turn this stono hy 
 pushing it inward on tlio left side. I leant against it with 
 all my weight, and tried to move it on tho imaginary pivot. 
 Did it givo Avay a fraction of an inch? ISo, it must havo 
 been mcro fancy. Let mo try again. Surely it is yield- 
 ing! Gracious Osiris, it has moved an inch or more ! My 
 heart heats fast, either witli fovcr or cxcit'nuent, and I try 
 a third time. Tho rust of centuries on tho pivot wears 
 slowly off, and the stono turns ponderously round, giving 
 access to a low dark passage. 
 
 It must havo hccn madness which led mo to enter tho 
 forgotten corridor, alone, without toi'eh or match, at that 
 hour of tho evening; hut at any rato I entered. Tho 
 passage was tall enough for a man to walk erect, and I 
 could feci, as I groped slowly along, that the Avail was 
 composed of smooth polished granite, while tho floor sloped 
 away downward with a slight hut regular descent. I 
 walked with trembling heart and faltering feet for somo 
 forty or fifty yards down tho mysterious vestihulo : and 
 then I felt myself brought suddenly to a standstill hy a 
 "block of stono placed right across tho pathway. I had 
 had nearly enough for ono evening, and I was preparing 
 to return to the boat, agog with my now discovery, when 
 my attention was suddenly arrested by an incredible, a 
 perfectly miraculous fact. 
 
 The block of stone Avhich brred tho passage was faintly 
 visible as a square, by means of a struggling belt of light 
 streaming through the seams. There must be a lamp or 
 other flame burning within. What if this were a door like 
 the outer one, leading into a chamber perhaps inhabited 
 
 K 
 
130 STRANGE STOIUES. 
 
 bj' some rlaiigorous "band of outcasts ? The light was a 
 sure evidence of human occupation : and yet the outer 
 door swung rnstily on its pivot as though it had never 
 heen opened for ages. I paused a moment in fear before I 
 ventured to try the stone : and then, urged on once moro 
 by some insane impulse, I turned the massive block with 
 all my might to the left. It gave way slowly like its 
 neighbour, and finally opened into the central hall. 
 
 Never as long as I livo shall I forget the ecstasy of terror, 
 astonishment, and blank dismay which seized upon mo 
 when I stepped into that seemingly enchanted chamber. 
 A blaze of light first burst upon my eyes, from jets of gas 
 arranged in regular rows tier above tier, upon the columns 
 and walls of the vast apartment. Huge pillars, richly 
 painted with red, yellow, blue, and green decorations, 
 stretched in endless succession down the dazzling aisles. 
 A floor of polished syenite reflected the splendour of the 
 lamps, and afforded a base for red granite sphinxes and 
 dark purple images in porphyry of the cat-faced goddess 
 Pasht, whose form I knew so well at the Louvre and the 
 British Museum. But I had no eyes for any of these lesser 
 marvels, being wholly absorbed in the greatest marvel of 
 all: for there, in royal state and with mitred head, a living 
 Egyptian king, surrounded by his coiffured court, was 
 banqueting in the flesh upon a real throne, before a table 
 laden with Memphian delicacies ! 
 
 I stood transfixed with awe and amazement, my tongue ■ 
 and my feet alike forgetting their office, and my brain 
 whirling round and round, as I remember it used to whirl 
 when my health broke down utterly at Cambridge after 
 the Classical Tripos. I gazed fixedly at the strange picture 
 before me, taking in all its details in a confused way, yet 
 quite incapable of understanding or realizing any part of 
 its true import. I saw the king in the centre of the hall, 
 raised on a throne of granite inlaid with gold and ivory ; 
 his head crowned with the peaked cap of Kameses, and his 
 
MY NEW YEARS EVE AMONG TUE MUMMIES. 131 
 
 curled hair flowing down liis slionltlers in a set and formal 
 frizz. I saw priests and warriors on either iside, dressed 
 in the costumes which I had often carefully noted in our 
 £>;reat collections ; while bronze-skinned raa'tls, with liirht 
 garments round their waists, and limbs displayed in 
 graceful picturesquencss, waited upon them, half nude, as 
 in the wall paintings which we had lately examined at 
 Ivarnak and Syene. I saw the ladies, clothed from head 
 io foot in dyed linen garments, sitting apart in the back- 
 ground, ban(|ucting by themselves at a separate table ; 
 while dancing girls, like older representatives of my yester- 
 noon friends, the Ghawazi, tumbled before them iu strange 
 attitudes, to the music of four-stringed harps and long 
 straight pipes. In short, I beheld as in a dream the whole 
 drama of everyday Egyptian royal life, playing itself out 
 anew under my eyes, in its real original properties and 
 personages. 
 
 Gradually, as I looked, I became aware that my hosts 
 were no less surprised at the appearance of their anachro- 
 nistic guest than v\\as the guest himself at the strange 
 living panorama which met his eyes. In a moment music 
 and dancing ceased ; the banquet paused in its course, and 
 the king and his nobles stood up in undisguised astonish- 
 ment to survey the strange intruder. 
 
 Some minutes passed before any one moved forward en 
 either side. At last a young girl of royal appearance, yet 
 strangely resembling the Ghaziyah of Abu Yilla, and re- 
 calling in part the laughing maiden in the foreground of 
 Mr. Long's great canvas at the previous Academy, stepped 
 out before the throng. 
 
 " May I ask you," she said in Ancient Egyptian, ♦' who 
 you are, and why you come hither to disturb us ? " 
 
 I was never aware before that I spoke or understood the 
 language of the hieroglyphics : yet I found I had not the 
 slightest difficulty in comprehending or answering her 
 question. To say the truth, Ancient Egyptian, though an 
 
132 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 extremely ton<^h tongue to (Icciplicr iu its written form, 
 loccomes as easy as love-making Avhcn spoken by a pair of 
 lips like that Phnraonic princess's. It is joally very much 
 the same as English, pronounced in a lapid and some- 
 what indefinite whisper, and with all the vowels left out. 
 
 " I beg ten thousand pardons for my intrusion," I 
 answered apologetically ; " hut I did not know that this 
 Pyramid was inhaLitcd,or I should not have entered your 
 residence so rudely. As for the points you wish to know, 
 i am an English tourist, and you will find my name upon 
 this curd ; " saying which I handed her one from the case 
 which I liad fortuna. ly put into my pocket, with con- 
 ciliatory politeness. The princess examined it closely, "but 
 evidently did not understand its import. 
 
 "In return," I continued, "may I ask you in what 
 august presence I now find myself by accident?" 
 
 A court official stood fortli from the throng, and answered 
 in a set heraldic tone : "■ In the presence of tho illustrious 
 monarch, Brotiier of the Sun, Tlioihmes tho Twenty- 
 seventh, king of tho Eighteenth Dynasty." 
 
 " Salute tho Lord of tlie World," put in another oflScial 
 in the same regulation drone. 
 
 I bowed low to his Majesty, and stepped out into the 
 hall. Apparently my obeisance did not come up to Egyp- 
 tian standards of courtes}-, for a suppressed titter broke 
 audibly from the ranks of bronze-skinned waiting-women. 
 But the king graciously smiled at my attempt, and turning 
 to tho nearest nobleman, observed in a voice of great 
 sweetness and self contained majesty : " This stranger, 
 Ombos, is certainly a very curious person. Ilis appear- 
 ance does not at all resemble that of an Ethiopian or other 
 savage, nor does he look liko the pale-faced sailors who 
 come to us from tho Achaian land beyond tho sea. His 
 features, to bo sure, are not very different from theirs ; but 
 his eictraordinary and singularly inartistic dress shows 
 him to belong to some other barbaric race." 
 
MY NEV/ YEAR'S EVE AMONG THE MUmiJES. 133 
 
 I glanced down at my waistcoat, and saw tin'- I was 
 wearing my tourist's clicck suit, of grey and mud colonr, 
 with which a Bond Street t;iilor had Kii[»plied nio just 
 before leaving town, as the latest thing out in fancy tweeds. 
 Evidently these Egyptians must havo a very eurious 
 standard of tasto not to admire our jiietty and graceful 
 style of male attire. 
 
 *' If the dust beneath your Majesty's feet may venture 
 upon a suggestion," put in the ofiicer whom the king had 
 addressed, "I would hint that this young man is probably 
 a stray visitor from the utterly uncivilized lands of the 
 North. The headgear wln'ch ho carries in his hand 
 obviously betrays an Arctic habitat." 
 
 I had instinctively taken olf my round felt hat in the 
 first moment of surprise, when I found myself in the 
 midst of this strange throng, and I standing now in a 
 somewhat embarrassed posture, holding it awkwardly before 
 me like a shield to protect my chest. 
 
 " Let the stranger cover himself," said the king. 
 
 " Barbarian intruder, cover yourself," cried the herald. 
 I noticed througliout that the king never directly addressed 
 anybody save the higher ofiicials around him. 
 
 I put on my hat as desired. " A most uncomfortable 
 and silly form of tiara indeed," said the great Thothmes. 
 
 " Very unlike your noble and awe-spiring mitre, Liou 
 of Egypt," answered Ombos. 
 
 " Ask the stranger his name," the king continued. 
 
 It was useless to offer another card, so I mentioned it in 
 a clear voice. 
 
 " An uncouth and almost unpronounceable designation 
 truly," commented his Majesty to the Grand Chamberlaia 
 beside him. "These savages speak strange languages, 
 widely different from the flowing tongue of Memnon and 
 ►Sesustris." 
 
 The chamberlain bowed his assent with three low genu- 
 flexions. I began to feel a little abashed at these personal 
 
134 STRANGE STOIilES. 
 
 remarks, and I almost think (though I shouldn't like it to 
 Ido mentioned in tho Tempk^) that a hlush rose to my 
 chock. 
 
 Tho beautiful princess, who had been standing near me 
 moanwhilo in an attitude of statuesque repose, now ap- 
 ]Deared anxious to change tho current of tho conversation. 
 " Dear father," she said with a respectful inclination, 
 " surely the stranger, barbarian though ho be, cannot 
 relish such pointed allusions to his person and costume. 
 AVo must let liim feel tho grace rnd delicacy of Egyptian 
 refinement. Then he may perhaps carry back with him 
 some faint echo of its cultured beauty to his northern 
 •wilds." 
 
 *' Nonsense, Ilatasou," replied Thothraes XXVII. testily. 
 " Savages have no feelings, and they are as incapable of 
 appreciating Egyptian sensibility as the chattering crow 
 is incapable of attaining the dignified reserve of the sacred 
 crocodile." 
 
 Vour Majesty is mistaken," I said, recovering my self- 
 possession gradually and realizing mj^ position as a free- 
 born Englishman before the court of a foreign despot — 
 though I must allow that I felt rather less confident than 
 iisual, owing to the fact that we were not represented in 
 tho Pyramid b}'' a British Consul — *'I am an English 
 tourist, a visitor from a modern land Avhoso civilization 
 far surpasses the rude culture of early Egypt ; and I am 
 accustomed to respectful treatment from all other nation- 
 alities, as becomes a citizen of the First Naval Power in 
 tho World." 
 
 My answer created a profound impression. " He has 
 spoken to the Brother of the Sun," cried Ombos in evident 
 perturbation. "He must be of the Blood Koyal in his 
 own tribe, or he would never have dared to do so ! " 
 
 " Otherwise," added a person whoso dress I recognized 
 as that of a priest, " he must be oflered up in expiation to 
 Amon-Ra immediately." 
 
3IY NEW YEARS EVE AMONG TUE 3IUMMIES. 135 
 
 As a nilo I am a decently trutliful person, but under 
 these alarming circumstances I ventured to tell a slight 
 fib with an air of nonchalant boldness. " 1 am a younger 
 brother of our reigning king," I said without a moment's 
 hesitation ; for there was nobody present to gainsay me, 
 and I tried to salvo my conscience by reflecting that at 
 any rate I was only claiming consanguinity witk an 
 imaginary personage. 
 
 •' In that case," said King Thothmes, with more geniality 
 in his tone, *' there can be no impropriety in my address- 
 ing you personally. Will you take a xdaco at our tablo 
 next to myself, and we can converse together without 
 interrupting a banquet which must bo brief enough in any 
 circumstances? Ilatasou, my dear, you may seat yourself 
 next to the barbarian prince." 
 
 I felt a visible swelling to the proper dimensions of a 
 Pioyal Highness as I sat down by the king's right hand. 
 The nobles resumed their places, the bronze-skinned 
 waitresses left off standing liko soldiers in a row and 
 staring straight at my humble self, the goldots went 
 round once more, and a comely maid soon brought mo 
 meat, bread, fruits, and date wine. 
 
 All this time I was naturally burning with curiosity to 
 inquire who my strange hosts might be, and how they 
 had preserved their existence for so many centuries in this 
 undiscovered hall ; but I was obliged to wait until I had 
 satisfied his Majesty of my own nationality, the means by 
 which 1 had entered the Pyramid, the general state of 
 affairs throughout the world at the present moment, and 
 fifty thousand other matters of a similar sort. Thothmes 
 utterly refused to believe my reiterated assertion that our 
 existing civilization was far superior to the Egyptian ; 
 "because," said ho, "I sec from your dress that your 
 nation is utterly devoid of taste or invention ; " but ho 
 listened with great interest to my account of modern, 
 society, the steam-engine, the Permissive Prohibitory Bill, 
 
186 STUANGE STOlilES. 
 
 tlic telegraph, tlic House of Commons, TTome Rule, anil 
 the other blessings of our advanced era, as well as to a 
 "brief resume of European history from the rise of the Greek 
 culture to the liusso-Tuikish war. At last his questions 
 were nearly exhausted, and I got a chance of making a 
 few counter inquiries on my own account. 
 
 " And now," I said, turning to the charming ITatasou, 
 whom I thought a more pleasing informant than her 
 august papa, " I should like to know who you are." 
 
 " What, don't you know ? " she cried with unafiecteu 
 surprise. " Why, we're mummies." 
 
 She made this astounding statement with just the same 
 quiet unconsciousness as if she had said, "■ we're French," 
 or " we're Americans." I glanced round the walls, and 
 ohserved behind the columns, what I had not noticed till 
 then — a largo number of empty mummy-cases, with their 
 lids placed carelessly by their sides. 
 
 " But what arc you doing hero ? " I asked in a bewildered 
 way. 
 
 *' Is it possible," said Ilatasou, " that you don't really 
 know the object of embalming? Though your manners 
 show you to bo an agreeable and well-bred young man, 
 you must excuse my saying that you are shockingly igno- 
 rant. We arc made into mummies in order to preserve our 
 immortality. Onco in every thousand years we wake up 
 for twenty-four hours, recover our flesh and blood, and 
 banquet onco more upon the mummied dishes and other 
 good things laid by for us in the Pyramid. To-day is the 
 first day of a millennium, and so we havo waked up for 
 the sixth time since wo were first embalmed." 
 
 " The sixth time ? " I inquired incredulously. " Then 
 you must have been dead six thousand years." 
 
 " Exactly so." 
 
 *' But the world has not yet existed so long," I cried, in 
 a fervour of orthodox horror. 
 
 *' Excuse mo, barbarian prince. This is the first 
 
MY NEW YEAIl'S EVE AMONG TUE MUMMIES. 137 
 
 (lay of the tlireo huudrcd aud tweiity-tjeveu tliousandth 
 millennium." 
 
 My orthodoxy received a severe shock. However, I 
 had been accustomed to geological Ciilculutions, and was 
 somewhat inclined to accept the antiquity of man ; so I 
 swallowed the statement without more ado. Besides, if 
 such a charming girl as Hatasou had asked mo at that 
 moment to turn Mohammedan, or to worship Osiris, I 
 believe I should incontinently have done so. 
 
 " You wake up only for a single day and night, then ? " 
 I said. 
 
 " Only for a single day and night. After that, we go 
 to sleep for another millennium." 
 
 " Unless you are meanwhile burned as fuel on the Cairo 
 Eailway," I added mentally. " But how," I continued 
 aloud, " do you get these lights ? " 
 
 " The Pyramid is built above a spring of inflammable 
 gas. We have a reservoir in one of the side chambers in 
 which it collects during the thousand years. As soon as 
 we awake, we turn it on at once from the tap, and light it 
 •with a lucifer match." 
 
 " Upon my word," I interposed, " I had no notion you 
 Ancient Egyptians were acquainted with the use of 
 matches." 
 
 " Very likely not. ' There are more things in heaven 
 and earth, Cephrenes, than are dreamt of in your philo- 
 sophy,' as the bard of Phiko puts it." 
 
 Further inquiries brought out all the secrets of that 
 strange tomb-house, and kept mo fally interested till the 
 close of the banquet. Then the chief priest solemnly 
 rose, offered a small fragment of meat to a deified croco- 
 dile, who sat in a meditative manner by the side of hi.s 
 deserted mummy-case, and declared the feast concluded 
 for the night. All rose from their places, wandered 
 away into the long corridors or side-aisles, and formed 
 little groups of talkers under the brilliant gas-lamps. 
 
188 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 For my part, I. strolled off with Ilatasou down tho 
 least illuminated of the colonnades, and to(^k my seat 
 Reside a marLlo fountain, whei-e several fisli (gods of 
 great sanctity, Ilatasou assured mo) were disporting 
 themselves in a porphyry basin. How long we sat there 
 I cannot toll, but I know that wo talked a good- deal 
 about fi^h, and gods, and Egyptian habits, and Egyptian 
 philosophy, and, abovo all, Egyptian love-making. Tho 
 last-named subject wo found very interesting, and when 
 once wo got fully started upon it, no diversion afterwards 
 occurred to break tho even tenour of tho conversation. 
 Ilatasou was a lovely figure, tall, queenly, with smooth 
 dark arms and neck of polished bronze: her big black 
 eyes full of tenderness, and her long hair bound up into 
 a bright Egyptian headdress, that harmonized to a tone 
 with her complexion and her robe. The more we talked, 
 the more desperately did I fall in love, and tho more 
 utterly oblivious did I become of my duty to Edith a 
 Eitz-Simkins. Tho mere ugly daughter of a rich and 
 vulgar brand-now knight, forsooth, to show off her airs 
 before me, when hero was a Princess of the Blood Eoyal 
 of Egypt, obviously sensible to tho attentions which I was 
 paying her, and not unwilling to receive them with a coy 
 and modest grace. 
 
 Well, I went on saying pretty things to Platasou, and 
 Ilatasou went on deprecating them in a pretty little way, 
 as who should say, " I don't mean what I pretend to 
 mean one bit ; " until at last I may confess that we were 
 both evidently as far gone in tho disease of the heart 
 called love as it is possible for two young people on first 
 acquaintance to become. Therefore, when Hatasou pulled 
 forth her watch — another piece of mechanism with which 
 antiquaries used never to credit the Egyptian people — and 
 declared that she had only three more hours to live, at 
 least for the next thousand years, I fairly broke down, took 
 out my handkerchief, and began to sob like a child of five 
 years old. . 
 
31 Y ^EW YE AW::; EVE AMONG THE MUMMIES. l?>0 
 
 Hatasou was clcoply moved. Doconim forbade that slio 
 should console mo with too much cmp-essemcnt ; \mt she 
 ventured to remove tlio handkerchief gently from my face, 
 and suggested tliat there was yet one course oi)en by 
 which wo might enjoy a little more of one another's 
 .society. " Suppose," she said quietly, " you were to 
 become a mummy. You would then wake up, as wo do, 
 every thousand years ; and after you have tried it onco, 
 you will find it just as natural to sleep for a millennium 
 as for eight hours. Of course," she added witli a slight 
 blush, " during the next three or four solar cycles there 
 would be plenty of time to conchulc any other arran^-e- 
 ments you might possibly contemplate, before the occur- 
 rence of another glacial epoch." 
 
 This mode of regarding time was certainly novel and 
 somewhat bewildering to people who ordinarily reckon its 
 lapse by weeks and months ; and I had a vague conscious- 
 ness that my relations with Editha imposed upon me a 
 moral necessity of returning to the outer world, instead of 
 becoming a millennial mummy. Besides, there was tho 
 awkward chance of being converted into fuel and dissi- 
 pated into space before tho arrival of the next wakin<^ 
 day. But I took one look at Hatasou, whose eyes were 
 filling in turn with sympathetic tears, and that look 
 decided me. I flung Editha, life, and duty to tho dogs, 
 and resolved at once to become a mummy. 
 
 There was no timo to bo lost. Only three hours 
 remained to us, and tho process of embalming, even in 
 the most hasty manner, would take up fully two. Wo 
 rushed off to the chief priest, who had charge of tho par- 
 ticular department in question. He at onco acceded to 
 my wishes, and briefly explained the mode in which they 
 usually treated the corpse. 
 
 That word suddenly aroused me. " The corpse ! " I 
 cried ; " but I am alive. You can't embalm me living." 
 
 " We can," replied tho priest, "under chloroforra."° 
 
J40 STRANGE STOJIIES. 
 
 " Clilorororin ! " I echoed, gro\viii<]; more and more as- 
 toiiiHlicd : " I had no idea you Egyptians know anything 
 about it." 
 
 " Ignorant harharian ! " he answered with a curl of the 
 lip ; " you imagine yourself much wiser than the teachers 
 of the world. If you were verged in all the wisdom of 
 tho Egyptians, you would know that chloroform is one of 
 our simplest and commonest ana}sthctics." 
 
 I put myself at once under tho hands of the priest. Ho 
 brought out the chloroform, and placed it beneath my 
 nostrils, as I lay on a soft couch under the central court. 
 Ilatasou held my hand in hers, and watched my breathing 
 with an anxious eye. I saw the priest leaning over me, 
 with a clouded phial in his hand, and I experienced a 
 vague sensation of smelling myrrh and spikenard. Next, 
 I lost myself for a few moments, and when 1 again re- 
 covered my senses in a temporary break, tho priest was 
 holding a f-mall greenstone knife, dabbled with blood, and 
 1 felt that a gash had been made across my breast. Then 
 they applied tho chloroform once more; I felt Hatasou 
 give my hand a gentle squeeze; tho whole i%anorama 
 faded finally from my view ; and I went to sleep for a 
 seemingly endless time. 
 
 When I awoke again, my first impression led me to 
 believe that tho thousand years were over, and that I had 
 come to life once more to least with Ilatasou and Thothmes 
 in the Pyramid of Abu Yilla. But second thoughts, com- 
 bined with closer observation ^f tho surroandings, con- 
 vinced mo that I was really lying in a bedroom of 
 Shepheard's Hotel at Cairo. An hospital nurse leant over 
 me, instead of a chief priest ; and I noticed no tokens of 
 Editha Fitz-Simkins's presence. But when I endeavoured 
 to make inquiries upon tho subject of my whereabouts, 
 I was perenqitorily informed that I mustn't speak, as I 
 was only just recovering from a severe fever, and might 
 endanger my life by talking. 
 
MY NEW YEAR'S EVE AMOXG THE MUMMIES. Ill 
 
 Somo weeks later I learned the sequel of my night's 
 adventure. Tlio Fit>c-Sinikinses, niissinu; mo from tlio 
 bout in the morninp;, at first imagined that 1 might have 
 gone ashore for an early istroll. lint aftur hreakfast time, 
 lunch time, and dinner time had gone past, they l)egan to 
 grow alarmed, and sent to look for mo in all direetions. 
 Ono of their scouts, happening to pass the Pyramid, noticed 
 that ono of tho stones near the north-east angle had heen 
 displaced, so as to givo access to a dark passage, hitherto 
 unknown. Calling seve]-al of his friends, for ho was 
 afraid to venture in alone, ho passed down tho corridor, 
 and through a second gateway into tho central hall. 
 There the Fellahin found me, lying on the ground, bleeding 
 profusely from a wound on tho breast, and in an advanced 
 stage of malarious fever. They brought me back to tho 
 boat, and tho Fit^-Simkinses conveyed mo at once to 
 Cairo, for medical attendanco and proper nursing. 
 
 Editha was at first convinced that I had attempted to 
 commit suicide because I could not endure having caused 
 her pain, and she accordhigly resolved to tend mo with 
 tho utmost care through my illness. But she found that 
 my delirious remarks, besides bearing frequent reference 
 to a princess, with whom I appeared to have l)een on 
 unexpeet'jdly intimate terms, also related very largely to 
 our casus belli itself, tho dancing girls of Abu Yilla. Even 
 this trial she might have l)orne, setting down the moral 
 degeneracy which led me to patronize so degrading an 
 exhibition as a first symptom of ray approaching malady : 
 but certain unfortunate observations, containing pointed 
 and by no means flattering allusions to her personal 
 appearance — which I contrasted, much to her disadvan- 
 tage, with that of the unknown princess — these, I say, 
 were things which sho could not forgive; and she left 
 Cairo abruptly with her parents for the Eiviera, leaving 
 behind a stinging note, in Avhich sho denounced my 
 perfidy and empty-heartedness with all the flowers of 
 
142 STRANiJI': STOltlKS. 
 
 feminino eloquence. From that tlay to this I have never 
 seen her. 
 
 "VVlicn I roturned to Londrm and proposed to lay tliis 
 account hcforo the Society of Anti(]uarie.s, all n»y friends 
 difisuadod nio on the ground of its a})parent incredibility. 
 Tlicy dcclaro that 1 must have gone to the I'yramid 
 already in a .state of delirium, discovered the entrance by 
 accident, and sunk exliaustcd when I reached the inner 
 chamber. In answer, I would point out three facts. In 
 tko first place, I undoubtedly found my way into tho 
 unknown passa<^e — for which achievement I aft';rwards 
 received the gt)ld medal of the Societo Khcdiviale, and of 
 which I retain a clear recollection, dillering in no way 
 from my recollection of tho subsecpient events. In tho 
 second place, I had in my pocket, when fouiid, a ring of 
 Ilatasou's, which I drew from her finger just before I took 
 tho chloroform, and put into my pocket as a keepsake. 
 And in the third place, I had on my breast the wound 
 which I saw the priest inflict with a knife of greenstone, 
 and tho scar may be seen on the spot to the present day. 
 The absurd hypothesis of my medical friends, that I was 
 wounded by falling against a sharp edge of it ok, I must 
 at once reject as unworthy a moment's consideration. 
 
 My own theory is either that the priest had not time to 
 complete the operation, or else that the arrival of the 
 Fitz-Simkins' scouts frightened back the mummies to 
 their cases an hour or so too soon. At any rate, there 
 they all were, ranged around the walls undisturbed, tho 
 moment the Fellahin entered. 
 
 Unfortunately, the truth of my account cannot bo 
 tested for another thousand years. But as a copy of this 
 book will be preserved for the benefit of posterity in 
 the British Museum, I hereby solemnly call upon Col- 
 lective Humanity to try the veracity of this history 
 by sending a deputation of archaeologists to the Pyramid 
 of Abu Yilla, on the last day of December, Two thousand 
 
MY Ni:w YKiirS EVE AMONG THE MUMMIES. 113 
 
 oiglit liundrctl and seventy-sovcn. If tlioy do not then 
 find Thotliiacs tuid Hatasoii feasting v\ tho central Jmll 
 exactly as I have described, I shall wilUn-ly admit that 
 thoKtory of iny New Year's Evo amon- the Mnniinies is 
 a vain hallucination, nnwurthy of credence at the hands 
 of the scientific world. 
 
THE FOUNDERING OF THE 
 '^FORTUNAr 
 
 I. 
 
 I AM going to spin yon tho yarn of the fonndoring of tlio 
 Fortnna exactly as an old lake captain on a Huron steamer 
 once span it for mo by Great Manitoiilin Island. It is a 
 strange and a weird story; and if I can't give you the dialect 
 in whicli lie told it, yon must forgive an Knglisli tongue 
 its native accent for the sake of tho cnrions Yankee tale 
 that nnderlics it. 
 
 Captain Montague Bcrcsford Ticrpoint was hardly the 
 sort of man yon would have expected to find behind the 
 connter of a small shanty bank at Aylmer's Pike, Colorado. 
 There was an engaging English frankness, an obvious 
 honesty and refinement of manner about him, which suited 
 very oddly witli tho rough habits and rougher ivcstem 
 speech of the mining popnlation in whose midst ho il/ed. 
 And yet, Captain Tierpoint had succeeded in gaining the 
 confidence and lespecfc of those strange outcasts of civil- 
 ization by some indesci'ibable charm of address and some 
 invisible talisman of qniet good-fellowship, which caused 
 him to be more universally believed in than any other 
 man whatsoever at Aylmer's Pike. Indeed, to say so much 
 is rather to underrate tho uniqueness of his position; for 
 it might, perhaps, bo truer to say that Captain Pierpoint 
 
Tni: Fouynj-Rixcr of the 'tortuna:' ii:. 
 
 was tho only man in tlio placo in whom any one Tx-licved 
 at all in any way. Ifo was an honest-spoken, qniot, nn- 
 ohtrnsivo sort of man, who wallceil al)Out fearlessly without 
 a revolver, and never u^ambled cither in mining sh.ares or 
 at poker; so that, to the simple-minded, unsophisticated 
 rogues and vagabonds of Aylmcr's Pike, ho seemed tho 
 very incarnation of incorruptible commercial honour. 
 They would have trusted all their earnings and winnings 
 without hesitation to Captain- Picvpoint's bare word ; and 
 when tlicy did so, they knew that Captain Pierpoint had 
 always had tho money forthcoming, on demand, without a 
 moment's delay or a single prevarication. 
 
 Captain Pierpoint walked very straight and erect, as 
 becomes a man of conspicuous uprightness ; and there was 
 a certain tinge of military bearing in his manner -which 
 seemed at first sight sufliciently to justify his ])!)pu]ar title. 
 But ho himself made no false pretences upon that head ; 
 he freely acknowledged that ho had acquired the position 
 of captain, not in her Britannic Majesty's Guards, as tho 
 gossip of Aylmer's Pike sometimes asserted, but in tho 
 course of his earlier professi<mal engagements as skipper 
 of a Lake Superior grain- vessel. Though ho hinted at 
 times that he was by no means distantly connected with 
 the three distinguished families whoso names he bore, ho 
 did not attempt to exalt his rank or birth unduly, ad- 
 mitting that ho was only a Canadian sailor by trade, 
 thrown by a series of singular circumstances into the 
 position of a Colorado banker. Tho one thing ho really 
 understood, ho would tell his mining friends, was tho 
 grain-trade on tho upper lakes ; for finance he had but a 
 single recommendation, and that »vas that if people trusted 
 him he could never deceive them. 
 
 If any man had set up a bank in Aylmer's Point with 
 an iron strong-room, a lot of electric bells, and an obtrusive 
 display of fire-arms and weapons, it is tolerably certain 
 that that bank would havo been promptly robbed and 
 
 L 
 
H6 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 gutted within its first week of existenco by open violence. 
 Five or six of the boys would have banded themselves 
 together into a body of housebreakers, and would have 
 shot down the banker and burst into his strong-room, 
 without tliought of the electric bells or other feeble re- 
 sources of civilization to that end appointed. But when 
 a quiet, unobtrusive, bravo man, like Captain Montague 
 Pierpoint, settled himself in a shanty in their midst, and 
 won their confidence by his straightforward honesty, 
 scarcely a miner in the lot would ever have dreamt of 
 attempting to rob him. Captain Pierpoint had not come 
 to Aylmer's Pike at first witli any settled idea of making 
 himself the financier of the rough little community ; ho 
 intended to dig on his own account, and the rule of banker 
 was only slowly thrust upon him by the unanimous voice 
 of the whole diggings. He had begun by lending men 
 money out of his own pocket — men who ■were unlucky in 
 their claims, men who had lost everything at monte, men 
 who had come penniless to the Pike, and expected to find 
 silver growing freely and openly on the surface. He had 
 lent to them in a friendly Avay, without interest, and had 
 been forced to accept a small present, in addition to the 
 sum advanced, when the tide began to turn, and luck at 
 last led the penniless ones to a remunerative plncer or 
 pocket. Gradually the diggers got into the habit of re- 
 garding this as Captain Pierpoint's natural function, and 
 Captain Pierpoint, being himself but an indifferent digger, 
 acquiesced so readily that at last, yielding to tlio per- 
 suasion of his clients, ho put up a wooden counter, and 
 painted over his rough door tlie magnificent notice, " Ayl- 
 mer's Pike Bank : Montague Pierpoint, Manager." Ho 
 got a largo iron safe from Carson Cit}', and in tliat safe, 
 Avhich stood by his own bedside, all the silver and other 
 securities of the whole village were duly deposited. "Any 
 one of the boys could easily shoot me and open tliat safe 
 any uight," Captain Pierpoint used to say pleasantly ; 
 
TIIL: FOUNDEBING OF THE " FOETUNA:' 147 
 
 "but if ho did, hy Gcorpjc ! ho'dliavo to reckon afterwards 
 with every man on tlio Piko ; and I shonUl bo sorry to 
 stand in his shoes — that I wonhl, any time." Indeed, tho 
 entire Pike looked upon Captain Piei point's safe as " Our 
 Bank ; " and, united in a single iront by that simple social 
 contract, tliey agreed to respect tho safe as a sacred object, 
 protected by tlie collective guarantee of three hundred 
 mutually suspicious revolver-bearing outcasts. 
 
 However, even at Aylmer's Pike, there were degrees 
 and stages of comparative unscriipulousness. Two men, 
 ]iow-comers to the Pike, by name Hiram CofTiu and Peto 
 Morris, at last wickedly and feloniously conspired together 
 to rob Captain Pierpoint's bank. Their plan was sim- 
 plicity itself. They would go at midnight, very quietly, 
 to the Captain's house, cut his throat as ho slept, rob the 
 precious safe, and ride olf straight for the east, thus getting 
 a clear night's start of any possible pursuer. It was an 
 easy enough thing to 'do ; and they were really surprised 
 in their own minds that nobody else had ever been cute 
 onougli to seize upon such an obvious and excellent path 
 to wealtli and security. 
 
 The day before the niglit tho two burglars had fixed 
 upon for their enterprise, Captain Pierpuint himself ap- 
 peared to bo in unusual spirits. Peto Morris called in at 
 the bank during tho course of the morning, to reconnoitre 
 the premises, under pretence of paying in a few dollars' 
 ^\-orth of silver, and he found tho Captain very livelj'' 
 indeed. When Peto handed him the silver across tho 
 counter, the Captain weighed it with a smile, gave a 
 receipt for tho amount — ho always gave receipts as a 
 matter of form — and actually invited Pete into tho little 
 back room, which was at once kitchen, bedroom, and 
 parlour, to have a drink. Then, before Pete's very eyes, 
 ho opened tho safe, bursting with papers, and placed tho 
 silver in a bag on a shelf by itself, sticking tho key into 
 his waistcoat pocket. " lie is delivering himself up into 
 
148 STRANGE STOVJES. 
 
 onr hands," thouL^lit Pcto to liimsclf, as tlio Capt liu poured 
 out two glasses of old DourLuu, and liandod ono to tlio 
 miner ojjpOsito. "Hero's success to all our enterprises !" 
 cried the Captain gaily. "Here's success, jmrd ! " Pete 
 answered, with a sinister look, which even the Captain 
 could not help noting in a sidelong fashion. 
 
 That niglit, about two o'clock, when all Aylmcr's 
 Pike was quietly dreaming its own sordid, drunken 
 dreams, two sober men rose up from their cabin and 
 stole out softly to the wooden bank house. Two horses 
 were ready saddled with Mexican saddle-bags, and tied 
 to a tree outside the digging, and in half aii hour Pete 
 and Hiram hoped to find themselves in full possession of 
 all Captain Pierpoint's securities, and well on their 
 road towards the nearest station of the Pacific Kailway. 
 They groped along to the door of the bank shanty, and 
 began fumbling with their wire picks at the rougli look. 
 After a moment's exploration of the wards, Pete Morris 
 drew back in surprise. 
 
 " Pard," ho murmured in a low whisper, " here's suthin' 
 .rather extraordinary ; this 'ere lock's not fastened." 
 
 They turned tho handle gently, and found that the 
 door opened without an effort. Both men looked at one 
 another in the dim light incredulously. Was there ever 
 such a simple, trnstfnl fool as that fellow Pier|)oint ! He 
 actually slept in the bank shanty with his outer door 
 unfastened ! 
 
 The two robbers passed through tlio outer room and 
 into the littlo back bedroom-parlour. Hiram held tho 
 dark lantern, and turned it full on to the bed. To their 
 immense astonishment they found it empt3^ 
 
 Their first impulse was to suppose that tho Captain had 
 somehow anticipated their coming, and had gone out to 
 rouse the boys. For a moment they almost contemplated 
 running away, without the money. But a second glance 
 reassured them ; tho bed had not been slept in. The 
 
THE FOUyDEIlIXG OF THE '^ FOUTUNA:'- 149 
 
 €aptain was a man of very regular habits. Tie made his 
 hed in civili/.cd fashion every morning; after broakfiist, 
 and ho retired every evening at a little after eleven. 
 Where ho could he stopping .so late they couldn't imagire. 
 But they hadn't como there to make a study of the 
 Captain's personal habits, and, as he was a^vay, the best 
 thing they could do was to open the safe immediately, 
 before ho came back. Tlicj' weren't particular about 
 murder, Peto and Hiram ; still, if you coidd do your 
 robbery without bloodshed, it was certainly all the better 
 to do it so. 
 
 Hiram held tho lantern, carefully shaded by his hand, 
 towards the door of the safe. Pete looked cautiously at 
 tho lock, and began pushing it about with his wire pick ; 
 he had hoped to get the key out of Captain Pierpoint's 
 pocket, but as that easy scheme was so unexpectedly 
 foiled, ho trusted to his slcill in picking t;) force the lock 
 open. Once more a fresh surpriso awaited him. The 
 door opened almost of its own accord ! Pete looked at 
 Hiram, and Hiram looked at Pete. There was no mis- 
 taking the strange fact that met their gazo — tho safe was 
 omptj'' ! 
 
 " What on airth do you suppose is the meaning of this, 
 Peto ? " Hiram whispered hoarsely. But Pete did not 
 whisper ; the whole truth flashed upon him in a moment, 
 and he answered aloud, with a string of oaths, " The 
 Cap'n has gone and made tracks hissolf for Madison 
 Depot. And he's taken every red cent in the safe along 
 with him, too! tho mean, low, dirty scoundrel! He's 
 taken even my silver that he give mo a receipt for this 
 very morning ! " 
 
 Hiram stared at Pete in blank amazement. That such 
 base treachery could exist on earth almost surpassed his 
 powers of comprehension; ho could understand that a 
 man should rob and murder, simply and naturally, as 
 he was prepared to do, out of pure, guileless depravity of 
 
150 STIiANGE STOniES. 
 
 heart, but that a man sliould plan and plot for a couple of 
 years to impose upon the simplicity of a dislionest com- 
 munity by a consistent show of respectability, with the 
 ultimate object of stealirio- its Avliole wealth at one fell 
 swoop, was scarcely within the limits of his narrow 
 intelligence, lie stared blankly at the empty safe, and 
 whispered onco more to Pete in a timid undertone, " Per- 
 haps he's got wind of this, and took off the plate to some- 
 body else's hut. If the boys was to come and catch us 
 here, it 'ud bo derned awk^vard for you an' me, Pete." 
 But Pete answered gruIlJy and loudly, " Never you mind 
 about the ])late, pard. The Cap'n's gone, and the plate's 
 gone with him ; and Avhat we've got to do now is to rouso 
 the boys and ride after him like greased liglitnin'. The 
 mean swindler, to go and swindle me out of the silver 
 that I've been and dug out of that there claim yonder 
 with my own j)ick!" For the s^ense of personal injustice 
 to one's self rises perennially in the human breast, however 
 depraved, and the man Avho would murder another 
 without a scruple is always genuinely aghast with just 
 indignation when ho iiiids the counsel for the prosecution 
 pressing a point against him with what seems to him 
 unfair persistency. 
 
 Pete Hung his lock-pick out among the agave scrub that 
 faced the bank shanty and ran out wildly into the midst 
 of the dusty white road that led down the row of huts 
 which the people of Aylmer's Pike euphemistically de- 
 scribed as the Main Street. There he raised such an 
 unearthly whoop as roused the sleepers in the nearest huts 
 to turn over in their beds and listen in wonder, with a 
 vague idea that " the Injuns " were coming down on a 
 scalping-trail upon the diggings. Next, he hurried down 
 the street, beating heavily with his fist on every frame 
 door, and kicking hard at the log walls of the successive 
 shanties. In a few minutes the whole Pike was out and 
 alive. Unwholesome-looking men, in unwashed flannel 
 
TIIIJ FOUND EEIXG OF Till: '' FOnTUXA." IHl 
 
 shirts and loose trousers, mostly barefooted in their haste, 
 came forth to inquire, with an unnecessary -wealth of 
 expletives, what the soniethinf^ was stirring. I'ete, 
 hroathless and wrathful in the midst, livid with rage and 
 disappointment, could only shriek aloud, " Cap'n Picrpoint 
 has cleared out of camp, and taken all th(.^ plate with 
 him ! " There was at llrst an incredulous shouting and 
 cryhig; tlicn a general stampede towards the bank shant}'; 
 and, linally, as the truth became apparent to everybody, 
 a deep and angry howl for vengeance on the traitcr. 
 In ono moment Captain rierj)oint's smooth-faced villany 
 dawned as clear as day to all Aylmer's Pike; and tho 
 whole chorus of gamblers, rascals, and Idacklegs stood 
 awe-struck with horror and indignation at the more 
 plausible regno who had succeeded in swindling even 
 them. Tho clean-washed, white-shirted, fair-spoken 
 A'illain ! they would have his blood for this, if the United 
 States Marslial had every mother's son of them strung 
 up in a row for it after tho pesky business was onco 
 fairly over. 
 
 Nobody inquired how Pete and Hiram came by tho 
 news. Nobody asked how they had happened to notice 
 that the shanty was empty and the safe rifled. All 
 they thought of Avas how to catch and punish tho 
 public robber. Ho must have made for the nearest 
 depot, Madison Clearing, on the Union Pacific Line, and 
 he would take the first cars east for St. Louis — tha 
 was certain. Every horse in tho Pike was promptly 
 requisitioned by the fastest riders, and a rough cavalcade, 
 revolvers in hand, made down the gulch and across tho 
 plain, full tilt to Madison. But when, in the garish blazo 
 of early morning, they reached tho white wooden depot 
 in the valley and asked the ticket-clerk whether a man 
 answering to their description had gone on by the cast 
 mail at 4.30, tho ticket-clerk swore, in reply, that not 
 a soul had left the depot by any train either way that 
 
W2 STRANGE SrOUTES. 
 
 Llcssed night. Peto Morris proposocl to hold a revolver 
 to his head and force him to confess. But oven that 
 strong measure failed to induce a satisfactory retractation. 
 By way of general precaution, two of the boys went on 
 hy the day train to St. Louis, hut neither of tliem could 
 hear anything of Captain Pieipoint. Indeed, as a matter 
 of fact, the late manager and present appropriator of 
 the Aylmcr's Pike Biuik had simply turned liis horse's 
 head in the opposite direction, towards the furtlier station 
 at Cheyenne Gap, and had gone westward to San Fran- 
 cisco, intending to make his way back to Kew York via 
 Panama and the Isthmus Puihvay. 
 
 When the buys really understood that they had been 
 completely duped, they swore vengeance in solemn 
 fashion, and they picked out two of themselves to carry 
 out the oath in a regular assembly. Each contributed 
 of his substance what he was able ; and Peto and Hiram, 
 being more stirred with righteous wrath than all the rest 
 put together, were unanimously deputed to follow the 
 Captain's tracks to San Francisco, and to have his life 
 wherever and whenever they might chanco to find him. 
 Pete and Hiram accepted the task thrust upon them, con 
 amore, and went fortli zealously to hunt up the doomed 
 life of Captain Monta.i;ue Berosford Pierpoint. 
 
 II. 
 
 Society in Samia admitted that Captain Pierpoint was 
 really quite an acquisition. An English gentleman by 
 birth, well educated, and of pleasant manners, he had 
 made a little money out west by mining, it was under- 
 stood, and had now retired to the City of Samia, in the 
 Province of Ontario and Dominion of Canada, to increase 
 
THE FOUNDERING OF THE '' FOIiTUNA." 153 
 
 it by a quiet bit of speculative grain trading. TTo had 
 been in the grain trade already, and people on the lake 
 reincuibered liini well ; for Captain I'ierpoint, in his 
 honest, straightforward fashion, disdained the vulgar 
 trickincss of an alias, and bore throughout tho string of 
 names which ho had originally rooeivod from his godfathers 
 and godmothers at his baptism. A thorough good fellow 
 Captain Pierpoint had been at Aylmer's Pike ; a perfect 
 gentleman ho was at Sarnia. As a matter of fact, indeed, 
 tho Captain was decently well-born, the t^on of an English 
 country clergyman, educated at a respectable giamnuir 
 school, and capable of being all things to all men in 
 whatever station of life it might please Providence to place 
 him. Society at Sarnia had no prejudico against tho grain 
 trade; if it had, the prejudice would havo been distinctly 
 self- regarding, for everybody in tho little town did some- 
 thing in grain ; and if Captain Pierpoint chose sometimes 
 to navigate his own vessels, that ^vas a fad which struck 
 nobody as out of the vv-ay in an easy-going', money-getting, 
 Canadian city. 
 
 Somehow or other, everything seemed to go wrong 
 with Captain Pierpoint's cargoes. He was always losing 
 a scow laden with best fail wheat from Chicago for 
 liufialo ; or running a lumber vessel ashore on tho shoals 
 of Lake Erie; or getting a four-master jammed in tho ice 
 packs on tho St. Clair river : and though tho insurance 
 companies continually declared that Captain Pierpoint 
 had got tho better of them, tho Captain himself was wont 
 to complain that no insurance could ever possibly cover 
 the losses he sustained by the carelessness of li's subor- 
 dinates or the constant perversity of wind and waters. 
 He was obliged to take his own ships down, ho would 
 have it, because nobody else could take them safely for 
 him ; and though he met with quite as many accidents 
 himself as many of his deputies did, he continued to 
 convey his grain in per.'sou, hoping, as he said, that luck 
 
151 STIiANGE STORIES. 
 
 ■would turn some day, and tliat a good speculation would 
 finally enuLlu hiia lionouialtly to retriuvo his yliuttcred 
 fortunes. 
 
 However tins ini2;lit ho, it happened curiously enough 
 that, in spito of all his losses, Captain Pierpoint seemed to 
 grow richer and richer, visildy to the naked eye, with 
 cacli rcvcrso of his tradinir efforts. Ho took a handsome 
 house, set up a carriage and pair, and made love to tho 
 prettiest and sweetest girl in all Sarnia. Tho prettiest 
 and sweetest girl Avas not pro(jf against Captain Pier- 
 point's suave tongue and handsome house ; and sho 
 married him in very good faith, honestly Lelieving in him. 
 as a good woman will in a scoundrel, and clinging to hun 
 fervently with all her heart and soul. No hapi)icr and 
 more loving pair in all Sarnia than Captain and Mrs. 
 Pierpoint. 
 
 Some months after tho marriage, Captain Pierpoint 
 arranged to take down a scow or flat-bottomed boat, laden 
 with grain, from iMilwaukeo for tho Erie Canal. Tie took 
 np the scow himself, and before ho started for tho voyage, 
 it was a curious fact that ho went in person down into 
 tho hold, bored eight large holes right through tho bottom, 
 and filled each up, as ho drew out tho auger, with a 
 caulked plug made exactly to fit it, and hammered firmly 
 into place with a wooden mallet. There was a ring in 
 each plug, b}' which it could be pulled out again without 
 much difiiculty ; and the whole eight were all j^laced along 
 the gangway of tho hold, where no cargo would lie on top 
 of them. Tho scow's name was the Foriuna : " sit faustum 
 omen et fclix," murmured Captain Pierpoint to himself; 
 for among his other accomplishments he had not wholly 
 neglected nor entirely forgotten tho classical languages. 
 
 It took only two men and the skipper to navigate the 
 scow; for lake craft towed by steam propellers are always 
 very lightly manned : and when Captain Pierpoint reached 
 Milwaukee, where he was to take in cargo, he dismissed 
 
THE FouxDEiiixa OF Tilt: '^ fortuna:' ijn 
 
 the two sailors who lifid corao with hiin from fSarnIa, ami 
 eiisa^^'od two frcsli hands at the har])()ur. lloui^h, luiner- 
 lookinjij men they wore, witli very little of the sailor about 
 them ; T)Ut Captain l*icrpoint's sharp eyo soun told hiiu 
 they were the right sort of men for liis purpose, and ho 
 engat^cd tlieiii on the spot, without a moment's liositation. 
 Pete and Iliram had had some difficulty in traching him, 
 for they never thought ho would return to the lakes, but 
 they had tracked him at hist, and were ready now to take 
 tlieir revenge. 
 
 They had disguised themselves as well as the}' were 
 able, and in their clumsy knavery they thought they had 
 completely deceived the Captain. But almost from tho 
 moment the Captain saw them, ho knew who they were, 
 and he took his measures accordingly. " Stupid louts," 
 he said to himself, with the fine contempt of an educated 
 scoundrel for the unsophisticated natural ruffian : " liero's 
 a fine chance of killing two birds with one stone ! " And 
 when the Captain said the word " killing," he said it in 
 his own mind with a delicate sinister emphasis which 
 meant business. 
 
 The scow was duly loaded, and with a heavy cargo of 
 grain aboard, she proceeded to make her way slowly, by 
 the aid of a tug, out of Milwaukee Harbour. 
 
 As soon as she was once clear of the wharf, and while 
 tho busy shipping of tho great port still surrounded them 
 on every side, Captain Pierpoint calmly drew his revolver, 
 and took his stand beside the hatches. " Pete and ITiram," 
 he said quietly to his two assistants, " I want to have a 
 little serious talk with you two before we go any further." 
 
 If he had fired upon them outright instead of merely 
 calling them by their own names, the two common con- 
 spirators could not have started more unfeignedlj-, or 
 looked more unspeakably cowed, than they did at that 
 moment. Their first impulse was to draw their own 
 revolvers in return ; but they saw in a second that the 
 
150 STRAXCE STORTES. 
 
 Oaiitain was Ijcforoliaud witli tlicm, and tbat tlioy had 
 Letter not try to sslioot luiu bel'oro the very eyoa of all 
 Milwanlcco. 
 
 "Now, Loys," tlio Captain went on steadily, with his 
 finger on tliu trigger and his eye fixed .straight on the 
 men's faces, " wo three quite understand one another. I 
 took your savings for reasons of my own ; and ;y ou have 
 shipped here to-day to murder mo on the voyage. But I 
 recognized you helbre I engaged you : and I have left word 
 at Milwaukee that if anything happens to me on this 
 journey, ycni two have a grudge against mc, and must bo 
 hanged for it. I've taken care that if tlii.-: scow comes 
 into any port along the lakes without me ahojird, you two 
 are to ho promptly arrest od." (This was false, of course ; 
 but to Captain Tierpoint a small matter liko that was a 
 mere trifle.) " And I've Bhi})ped myself along with you, 
 just to show you I'm not afraid of you. But if either of 
 you disobeys my orders in anything for one minute, I shoot 
 at once, and no jury in Canada or the States will touch a 
 hair of my head for doing it. I'm a respectable shipowner 
 and grain merchant, you're a pair of disreputable skulking 
 miners, pretending to ho sailors, and you've shipped aboard 
 hero on purpose to murder and rob me. If yoa shoot me, 
 it's murder : if I shoot you, it's justifiable honucido. Now, 
 boys, do you understand that ? " 
 
 Pete looked at lliratn and was beginning to speak, when 
 the captain intorrupted him in the calm tone of one having 
 authority. " Look here, Pete," ho said, drawing a chalk 
 line amidships across the deck ; " you stand this side of 
 that line, and you stand there, Iliram. Now, mind, if 
 either of you chooses to step across that lino or to confer 
 with the other, I shoot you, whether it's hero before all 
 the eyes of jMilwaukee, or alone in the middle of Huron. 
 You must each take your own counsel, and do as you liko 
 for yourselves. But I've got a little plan of my own on, 
 and if you choose willingly to help me in it, your fortune's 
 
THE FOUXDEniNG OF THE " FORTUNAr 157 
 
 made. T.ook at, llio tliiii.s;, fuiuavely, lioys; 'wliat'a tlio uao 
 of your killing lao? Sooner or later you'll get hung for 
 it, and it's a very unpleasant thing, I can UKsuro ycm, 
 han;;ing." As tho Caplain spoko, ho placed his nnoecnpicd 
 hand loosely on his throat, and pressed it gently hack- 
 ward. Teti! and Ilirani shuddered a little as ho did so. 
 " Well, what's tho good of ending your lives that way, oh? 
 But I'm doing a littlo speenlativo business on thcso lakes, 
 whoro I want just sueh a couple of men as you two — 
 men that'll do as they're told in a matter of business and 
 ask no stjucamish (juestions. If you care to help mo in 
 this Lusiness, slop and make your fortunes; if you don't, 
 you can go liack to Milwauk-eo with tho tug." 
 
 " You speak fair enough," said rote, duLitai ively ; " hut 
 you know, Cap'n, you ain't a man to ho trusted. I owo 
 you ono already for stealing my silver." 
 
 "Very littlo silver," tho Captiiin answered, with a wavo 
 of the hand and a graceful smile. "Bonds, United States 
 bonds and greenbacks most of it, converted beforehand for 
 easier conveyanco by horseback. These, however, aro 
 business details whieh needn't stand in tho way between 
 you and mo, partner. I always M'as straightforward iu 
 all jny dealings, and I'll conio to tho point at onco, so 
 that you can know wdiether you'll help mo or not. This 
 scow's plugged at bottom. My intention is, first, to part 
 the rope that ties us to tho tug; next, to transfer tho 
 cargo l)y night to a small shanty I've got on Manitoulin 
 Island ; and then to pull tho plugs and sink tho scow on 
 Manitoulin rocks. Tliat way I get insurance for tho 
 cargo and scow, and carry on tho grain in tho slack season. 
 If 3'ou consent to help mo unload, and sink Iho sliip, you 
 shall havo half profits betwee]i you ; if you don't, you can 
 go back to Milwaukee like a couplo of fools, and I'll put 
 into port a.!;ain to got a couple of pluckier fellows. 
 Answer each for yourselves. Hiram, will you go with 
 me ? " 
 
158 stuange stories. 
 
 "TIow shall I know you'll keep your promise?" asked 
 lliram. 
 
 " For tlio Lost of all possible reasons," replied tiio Cap- 
 tain, jauntily ; " because, if I don't, you can inform upon 
 mo to tho insurance people." 
 
 In Ilirara Coffin's sordid soul there was a moment's 
 turnin<5 over of the chances; and then greed prevailed 
 over revenge, and ho said, grudgingly — 
 
 " Well, Cap'n, I'll go with you." 
 
 Tho Captain smiled tho smile of calm self-approbation, 
 and turned half round to Pete. 
 
 " And you ? " ho asked. 
 
 " If Ilirani goes, I go too," Pete answered, half hoping 
 that some chance might occur for conferring with his 
 neighbour on the road, and following out their original 
 conspiracy. But Captain Picrpoint had been too much 
 for him : ho had followed the excellent rule " divide et 
 ■impcra" and ho remained clearly master of tho situation. 
 
 As soon as they were well outside jMilwaukeo Harbour, 
 tlie tug dragged them into the open lake, all unconscious 
 of the strange scene that had passed on tho deck so close 
 to it ; and tho oddly rcated crew made its way, practically 
 alone, down tho busy waters of Lake Michigan. 
 
 (/aptain Picrpoint certainly didn't spend a comfortable 
 time during his voyage down the lake, or through tho 
 Straits of Mackinaw. To say tho truth, ho could hardly 
 Bleep at all, and ho was very fagged and weary when they 
 arrived at Manitoulin Island. But Pete and Hiram, 
 though they had many chances of talking together, could 
 not see their way to kill him in safcity; and Hiram at 
 least, in his own mind, had corao to tho conclusion that it 
 was hotter to mako a little money than to risk one's heck, 
 for a foolish revenge. So in the dead of night, on tlie seco?id 
 day out, when a rough wind had risen from tho north, 
 and a fog had come over them, the Captain (piietly began 
 to cut awa}'' at the rope that tied them to the tug. Ho 
 
TUE FOVNDEinXG OF THE ''FORTUNAr 159 
 
 cut the rope all ronntl, Icavini; a sound core in tlic centre 
 ;,ncl Avlicn tlic next <j;n.st of \\'nn\ came, tlio ropo strained 
 and parted qnito naturally, so that the people on the tug 
 never suspected the genuineness of the transaction. They 
 looked about in the fog and storm for the scow, Lut of 
 course they coTildn't find her, for Captain Pierpoint, -who 
 knew his ground well, had driven her straiglit ashore 
 heforo the wind and beached her on a small shelving covo 
 on Manitoulin IsL'ind. There they found live men wait- 
 ing for them, who helped unload the cargo with startling 
 rapidity, for it was all arrangctl in sacks, not in bulk, and 
 a high slide fixed on the gangway enabled them to slip it 
 <pnckly down into an nnderground granary excavated 
 below the level of tlie beach. After unloading, thoy made 
 their way down before the brcc/.o towards the jagged 
 rocks of Manitoulin. 
 
 It Avas eleven o'clock on a stormy moonlight night 
 Avhen the Fortium arrived otF the jutting point of the 
 great island. A " black squall," as they call it on the 
 lakes, was blowing down from the ISault Ste. jMarie. The 
 scow drove about aimlessly, under very little canvas, and 
 the boat was ready to be lowered, "in case," tho Captain said 
 humorously, "of any accident." Close to the end of the point 
 tho Captain ordered Pete and Iliram downi into tho hold, 
 lie had shown them beforehand the way to draw the 
 pL gs, and had explained that the water would rise very 
 slowly, and they would have plenty of time to get up tho 
 companion-ladder long before there was a foot deep of water 
 in the huld. At the last moment Pete hung back a little. 
 Tho Captain took him quiet ly by the shoulders, and, with- 
 out an oath (an omission which told eloquently on Pete), 
 thrust him down tho ladder, and told him in his calmest 
 manner to do his duty. Iliram held the light in his hand, 
 and both went down together into tho black abyss. 
 There was no time to be lost ; they were well oflf tho 
 pi int, and in another moment the wreck would have lost 
 all show of reasonable probability. 
 
160 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 As the two miners went down into the liold, Captain 
 Pierpoint drew quietly froin his pocket a largo hannucr 
 and a packet of five-inch nails. They were good stent nails, 
 and wouLl resist a considerable pressure. ITo looked 
 carefully down into the hold, and saw the two men draw 
 the first plug. One after another ho watched them till 
 the fourth was drawn, and then he turned away, and took 
 one of the nails firmly between liis thumb and forefinger. 
 
 Next week everybody at Sariiia was grieved to he;ir 
 that anotlier of Captain Pierpoint's vessels had gone down 
 off INIanitoulin Point in that dreadful black squall on 
 Thursday evening. Poth the sailors on board had been 
 drowned, but the Captain himself had managed to make- 
 good his escape in the j'dly boat. lie would be a heavy 
 loser, it was understood, on the vahio of the cargo, for 
 insurance never covers the loss of grain. Still, it was a 
 fortunate thing that such a delightful man as the Captain 
 had not perished in the foundering of the Fortuna. 
 
 III. 
 
 Somehow, after that wreck. Captain Pierpoint never cared 
 for the water again. His nerves were shattered, ho said, 
 and he couldn't stand danger as ho used to do when ho was 
 younger and stronger. So he went on the lake no more, 
 and confined his attention more strictly to tho " futures " 
 business. lie was a thriving and prosperous person, in 
 spite of his losses ; and tho underwriters had begun to 
 look a little askance at his insurances even before this 
 lato foundering case. Some whispered ominously in 
 •underwriting circles that they had their doubts about tho 
 Fortuna. 
 
 Ouo summer, a few years later, tho water on Lake 
 
THE FOUNDEniXG OF THE '' FOETUNA." ICl 
 
 Hnron sank lower than it had ever been known to sink 
 before. It was a very dry season in the Lack country, 
 and the rivers brought down very diminished streams into 
 the great basins. Foot by foot, the level of the lake fell 
 slowly, till many of the wharves were left high and dry, 
 and the vessels could only comu alongside in very fe'tv 
 deep places. Captain Picrpoint had sutTered much from 
 sleeplessness, combined with Canadian ague, for some 
 years past, but this particular summer his mind was very 
 evidently much troubled. For some unaccountable reason, 
 he watched the falling of the river with the intensesL 
 anxiety, and after it had passed a certain point, his 
 interest in the question became painfully keen. Though 
 the fever and the ague gained upon him from day to day, 
 and his doctor counselled perfect quiet, he was perpetually 
 consulting charts, and making measurements of the con- 
 figuration which the coast had now reached, especially at 
 the upper end of Lake Huron. At last, his mind seemed 
 almost to give way, and weak and feverish as ho was, ho 
 insisted, the first time for many seasons, that he must take 
 a trip upon the water. Itemonstranco was quite useless ; 
 he would go on the lake again, ho said, if it killed him. 
 So he hired one of the little steam pleasure yachts which 
 are always to let in numbers at Detroit, and started with 
 his wife and her brother, a young surgeon, for a month's 
 cruise into Lake Superior. 
 
 As the yacht neared J^Ianitoulin Island, Captain Pier- 
 point insisted upon being brought up on deck in a chair — 
 he was too ill to stand — and swept all the coast with his 
 binocular. Close to the point, a flat-topped object lay 
 mouldering in the sun, half out of water, on the shoals 
 by the bank. " What is it, Ernest ? " asked the Captain, 
 trembling, of his brother-in-law. 
 
 " A wreck, I should say," the brother-in-law answered, 
 carelessly. ' By Jove, now I look at it with tho glass, I 
 can read the name, ♦ Fortuna, Sarnia.' " 
 
 M 
 
1G2 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 Captain Picrpoint seized the glass witli a shaking, hand, 
 and read tho name on the stern, himself, in a dazed 
 fashion. " Take nie downstairs," he said feebly, " and let 
 mo die (quietly ; and for Heaven's sake, Ernest, never let 
 her know about it all." 
 
 They took him downstairs into tlie littlo cabin, and 
 gave him quinine ; but lie called for bi'andy. They let 
 him have it, and ho drank a glassful. Then ho lay down, 
 and the shivering seized him ; and with his wife's hand 
 in his, ho died that night in raving delirium, about -leven. 
 A black sc^uall was blowing down from tho Sault Ste. 
 Mario ; and they lay at anchor out in tho lake, tossing 
 and pitching, opposite the green mouldering hull of the 
 Fortuna. 
 
 They took him back and buried him at Sarnia ; and all 
 the world went to attend his funeral, as of a man who 
 died justly respected for his wealth and other socially 
 admired qualities. But the brother-in-law knew there 
 was a mystery somewhere in tho wreck of the Fortuna ; 
 and as soon as tho funeral was over, ho went back with 
 the yacht, and took its skipper with him to examine the 
 stranded vessel. AVlion they came to look at the bottom, 
 they found eight holes in it. Six of them were wide 
 open ; one was still plugged, and the remaining one had 
 the plug pulled half out, inward, as if the persons who 
 were pulling it had abandoned the attempt for the fear of 
 tho rising water. That was bad enough, and they did 
 not wonder that Captain Pierpoint had shrunk in horror 
 from tho revealinuj of the secret of the Fortuna. 
 
 But when they scrambled on the deck, they discovered 
 another fact which gave a more terrible meaning to tho dead 
 man's tragedy. The covering of the hatchway by the 
 companion-ladder was battened down, and nailed from the 
 side with five-inch nails. Tho skipper loosened tho rusty 
 iron with his knife, and after a while they lifted the lid 
 oif, and descended carefully into the empty hold below. 
 
THE FOUNDERING OF THE '• FOliTUNA." 1G3 
 
 As they suspected, there was no damaged grain in it ; but 
 at the foot of the conipanion-Ladder, loft behind by tho 
 retreating water, two half-cleaned skeletoiis in sailor 
 clothes lay hnddled together loosely on tho floor. That 
 was all that remained of Tete and I'lirani. Evidently tho 
 Captain had nailed the hatch down on top of them, and 
 left thein there terror-stricken to drown as tho water 
 rushed in and rose around them. 
 
 For a while the skipper and tho brother-in-law kept the 
 dead man's secret; Init they did n.jt try to destroy or 
 conceal the proofs of his guilt, and in time others visited 
 the wreck, till, bit by bit, tho horrible story leaked out in 
 its entirety. Nowadays, as you pass tho Great Manitoulin 
 Island, every sailor on the lake roiitQ is ready to tell you 
 this strange and ghastly yarn of tho founderino- of the 
 Fortnna, 
 
THE BACKSLIBEB. 
 
 There was mucli stir and commotion on tlio nicrlit of 
 Thursday, January the 14tli, 1874, in tlio Gideonite 
 Apostolic Cliurcli, number 47, AValwortli Lane, Peckham, 
 S.E, Anybody could sco at a glance that some important 
 business was under consideration ; for the Apostle was 
 there himself, in his chair of presidency, and the twelve 
 Episcops were there, and the forty-eight Presbyters, and 
 a large and earnest gathering of the Gideonite laity. It 
 was only a small bare school-room, fitted with wooden 
 benches, was that headquarters station of the young 
 Church ; but you could not look around it once without 
 seeing that its occupants were of the sort by whom great 
 religious revolutions may be made or marred. For the 
 Gideonites were one of those strange enthusiastic hole- 
 and-corner sects that spring up naturally in the outlj'ing 
 suburbs of great thinking centres. They gather around 
 the marked personality of some one ardent, vigorous, half- 
 educated visionary ; and they consist for the most part of 
 intelligent, half-reasoning people, who arc bold enough to 
 cast overboard the dogmatic beliefs of their fathers, but 
 not so bold as to exercise their logical faculty upon the 
 fundamental basis on which the dogmas originally rested. 
 The Gideonites had thus collected around the fixed centre 
 of their Apostle, a retired attorney, Murgess by name, 
 whose teaching commended itself to their groping reafc'on 
 
THE JlACKSLIDEn. 1G5 
 
 .IS tho pure outcome of faithful EiLlical rcscxii*ch ; and 
 they had chosen their name because, though tlicy were 
 but three hundred in number, thoy liad full confidcnco 
 that when tho time came they wouhl Wow tlieir trumpets, 
 and all tho host of Midian would bo scattered before tliem. 
 In fact, they divided tho world generally into GiJeonito 
 and Midianito, for they knew that ho that was not with 
 them was against them. And no wonder, for tho people 
 of Peckhain did not love tho struggling Church. Its chief 
 doctrine was one of absolute celibacy, like tho Shakers of 
 iVmorica ; and to this doctrine the Church had testiiied in 
 the Old Kent lioad and elsewhere after a vigorous practical 
 fashion that roused the spirit of South-eastern Lcuidou 
 into the fiercest opposition. The young men and maidens, 
 said tho Apostle, must no longer marry or be given in 
 marriage ; tho wives and husbands must dwell asunder ; 
 and the earth must bo made as an imago of heaven. These 
 were heterodox opinions, indeed, which South-eastern 
 London could only receive with a strenuous counterblast 
 of orthodox brickbats and sound Anglican road metal. 
 
 The fleece of wool was duly laid upon tho iloor; tho 
 trumpet and tho lamp were placed upon the bare wooden 
 reading desk; and the Apostle, rising slowly from his 
 seat, began to address tho assembled Gideonitcs. 
 
 " Friends," he said, in a low, clear, impressive voice, with 
 a musical ring tempering its slow distinctness, *' wo have 
 met together to-night to take counsel with one another 
 upon a high matter. It is plain to all of us that the work 
 of the Church in the woild does not prosper as it might 
 prosper were the charge of it in worthier hands. Wo have 
 to contend against great difficulties. AV^o are not among 
 the rich or tho mighty of the earth ; and the poor whom 
 wo have always with us do not listen to us. It is expe- 
 dient, therefore, that wo should set some one aujong us 
 aside to be instructed thoroughly in those things that aro 
 most commonly taught among tho Midianitcs at Oxford 
 
IGG STIlANlJi: STOlilES. 
 
 or CaniLriclge. To some of you it iiitiy scorn, as it seemed 
 ut first to 1110, that sucii a course would involve goiii"- 
 back upon the very principles of our constitution. We 
 are not to overcome Midiau by our own hand, nor by the 
 strenp;th of two and thirty thousand, but by the trumpet, 
 and the pitcher, and the cake of barley bread. Yet, when 
 I searched and inquired after this matter, it seemed to me 
 that wo might also err by overmuch confidence on the 
 other side. For jMoses, who led the people out of Egypt^ 
 Avas made ready for the task by being learned ii> all the 
 learning of the Egyptians. Daniel, who testified in the 
 captivity, was cunning in knowledge, and understanding 
 science, and instructed in the wisdom and tongue of the 
 Chaldeans. Paul, who was the apostle of the Gentiles, 
 had not only sat at the feet of Gamaliel, but was also able 
 from their own poets and philosophers to confute the 
 sophisms and subtleties of the Grecians themselves. These 
 things show us that wo should not too lightly despise 
 even worldly learning and worldly science. Perhaps we 
 have gone wrong in thinking too little of such dross, and 
 being puffed up with spiritual pride. The world might i 
 
 listen to us more readily if we had one who could speak I 
 
 the word for us in the tongues understanded of the 
 world." 
 
 As he paused, a hum of acquiescence went round the 
 room. 
 
 " It has seemed to me, then," the Apostle went on, " that 
 we ought to choose some one among (jur younger brethren, 
 upon whoso shoulders the cares and duties of the Apos- 
 toUitc might hereafter fall. ^Ve are a poor people, but by 
 subscription among ourselves we might raise a sufficient 
 sum to send the chosen person first to a good school here 
 in London, and afterwards to the University of Oxford. 
 It may seem a doubtful and a hazardous thing thus to 
 stake our future upon any one young man ; but then wo 
 must remember that the choice will not be wholly or even 
 
THE BACKSLID EH. ]G7 
 
 mainly ours; we will bo guided and directed as wo over 
 aro in the layin^; on of hands. To lue, considering^ tluH 
 matter thus, it has seemed that there is one youth in our 
 body who is speciall}' pointed out for this work. Only 
 one child has ever been born into the Church : he, as you 
 know, is the son of brother John Owen and sister Margaret 
 Owen, who were received into the fold just six days before 
 his birth. Paul Owen's very name seems to many of us, 
 who take nothing for chance but all things for divinely 
 ordered, to mark liiiu out at once as a foreordained Apostle. 
 Is it your -wish, then, Presbyter John Owen, to dedicate 
 your only son to this ministry ? " 
 
 Presbyter John Owen rose from the row of seats assigned 
 to the forty-eight, and moved hesitatingly towards tho 
 platform. lie was an intelligent-looking, honest-faced, 
 sunburnt working man, a mason by trade, who had como 
 into the Church from tho Baptist society ; and he was 
 awkwardly dressed in his .Sunday clothes, with the scru- 
 pulous clumsy neatness of a respectable artisan who 
 expects to take part in an important ceremony, lie 
 spoke nervously and with hesitation, but with all tho 
 transparent earnestness of a simple, enthusiastic nature. 
 
 " Apostle and friends," he said, " it ain't very easy for 
 me to disentangle mj^ fcclins on this subjec' from one 
 another. I hope I ain't moved by any worldly feelin', an' 
 yet I hardly know how to keep such considerations out, 
 for there's no denyin' tliat it Avould bo a great pleasure to 
 mo and to his mother to see our Paul becomin' a teacher 
 in Israel, and receivm' an education such as you. Apostle, 
 has pinted out. But wo hope, too, we ain't insensible to 
 the good of the Church and tho advantage that it might 
 derive from our Paul's support and preachin'. Wo can't 
 help scein' ourselves that the lad has got abilities ; and 
 we've tried to train him up from his 3'uuth upward, like 
 Timothy, for the furtherance of the right doctrine. If 
 the Church thinks he's fit for the work laid upon him, 
 
1G8 STllA^GE STORIES. 
 
 Ills mother and iiio'll 1)0 glad to dedicate him to the 
 Korvico." 
 
 lie .sat (l(j\vn awkwardly, and the Chnrch again hummod 
 its approljation in a suppressed murmur. The Apostlo 
 rose oiico mure, and briclJy called on Paul Owen to stand 
 forward. 
 
 In answer to the call, a tall, handsome, oarnest-eycd boy 
 advanced timidly to the platform. It was no wonder that 
 those enthusiastic Gidconito visionaries should have seen 
 in his face the visible stamp of the Apostleship. Paul 
 Owen had a ricli crop of dark-brown glossy and curly hair, 
 out something after the Florentine Cinque-cento fashion 
 — not because his parents wished him to look artistic, but 
 because that Avas the way in which they had seen the hair 
 dressed in all the sacred pictures that they knew; and 
 Margaret Owen, the daughter of some Wesleyan Spital- 
 fields weaver folk, with the imaginative Huguenot blood 
 still strong in her veins, had made up her mind ever since 
 she became Convinced of the Truth (as their phrase ran) 
 that her Paul was called from his cradle to a great work. 
 His features were delicately chiselled, and showed rather 
 natural culture, like his mother's, than rough honesty, like 
 John Owen's, or strong individuality^ like the masterful 
 Apostle's. His eyes were peculiarly deep and luminous, 
 with a far-away look which might have reminded an artist 
 of the central boyish figure in Holman Hunt's picture of 
 the Doctors in the Temple. And yet Paul Owen had a 
 healthy colour in his cheek and a general sturdiness of 
 limb and muscle which showed that he was none of your 
 nervous, bloodless, sickly idealists, but a wholesome 
 English peasant boy of native refinement and delicate 
 sensibilities. He moved forward with some natural 
 hesitation before the eyes of so many people — ay, and 
 what was more terrible, of the entire Church upon earth ; 
 but ho v/as not awkward and constrained in his action like 
 his father. One could see that he was sustained in the 
 
THE BACKSLID Ell. IGD 
 
 prominent part ho took that morning hy tho conscionsnosa 
 of a duty ho had to perform and a uiissiuu laid npon him 
 which ho must not reject. 
 
 *' Are yon -willinji?, my son I'anl," asked tho Apostks 
 gravely, " to take upon yourself tho task that tho Church 
 proposes ? " 
 
 " I am willing," answered tho hoy in a low voice, 
 " grace preventing mo." 
 
 " Docs all the Church nnanimo)isly a]iprovo tho election 
 of our brother Paul to this ofiice ? " the Apostlo asked 
 formally; for it was a rule with tho Gideonites that 
 nothing should be done except by tho unanimous and 
 spontaneous acticni of tho whole body, acting nndur direct 
 and immediate inspiration; and all important matters 
 were accordingly arranged beforehand by tho Apostlo in 
 private interviews with every member of tho Cliurch in- 
 dividually, so that everything that took place in public 
 assembly had tho appearance of being wholly unquestioned' 
 They took counsel first with ono another, and consulted 
 tho Scripture together ; and when all private doubts wero 
 satisfied, they met as a Chnrch to ratify in solemn conclave 
 their separate conclusions. It was not often that tho 
 Apostlo did not have his own way. Not only had he tho 
 most marked personality and tho strongest will, but ho 
 alone also had Greek and Hebrew enough to appeal 
 always to tho original word ; and that mysterions amoimt 
 of learning, slight as it really was, sufficed almost inva- 
 riably to settle the scruples of his wholly ignorant and 
 pliant disciples. Reverence for tho literal Scripture in its 
 primitive language was the corner-stone of the Gidconi to 
 Church ; and for all practical purposes, its one depositary 
 and exponent for them was tho Apostle himself. Even 
 tho Rev. Albert Barnes's Commentary w^as held to possess 
 an inferior authority. 
 
 " The Church approves," was tho unanimous answer. 
 
 " Then, Episcops, Presbyters, and brethren," said the 
 
170 STIiANGE STORIES. 
 
 Apostlo, taking up a roll of names, " I have to ask that 
 you will each mark down on this paper opposite yonr own 
 names how much a year you can spare of your substance 
 for six years to come as a guarantee fund for this great 
 work. You must remember that the ministry of this 
 Church has cost you nothing ; freely I have received and 
 freely given ; do you now hear your part in equipping a 
 now aspirant for tlie succession to the Apostolatc." 
 
 The two senior Episoops took two rolls from his hand, 
 and went round the benches with a stylographic pen (so 
 strangely do the ages mingle — Apostles and stylographs) 
 silently asking each to put down his voluntary subscription. 
 Meanwliile the Apostlo read slowly and reverently a few 
 appropriate sentences of Scripture. Some of the riclier 
 members — well-to-do small tradesmen of Peckham — put 
 down a pound or even two pounds apiece ; the j)oorer 
 brethren wrote themselves down for ten shillings or even 
 five. In tho end the guarantee list amounted to Id 51. a 
 year. The Apostle reckoned it up rapidly to himself, and 
 then announced tho result to tho assembly, with a gentle 
 smile relaxing his austere countenance. He was well 
 pleased, for the sum w^as quite sufficient to keep Paul 
 Owen two years at school in London and then send him 
 comfortably if not splendidly to Oxford. The boy had 
 already had a fiiir education in Latin and some Greek, 
 at tho Birkbeck Schools ; and with two years' further 
 study he might even gain a scholarship (for ho was a 
 bright lad), which w^ould materially lessen the expense to 
 the young Church. Unlike many prophets and enthusiasts, 
 tho Apostlo was a good man of business; and he had 
 taken pains to learn all about these favourable chances 
 before embarking his people on so very doubtful a 
 speculation. 
 
 The Assembly was just about to close, when one of 
 the Presbyters rose unexpectedly to put a question which, 
 contrary to the usual practice, had not already been sub- 
 
TUE BACKSLIDER. 171 
 
 mitted for approbation to tho Apostle. ITo was a liard- 
 headed, thickset, vulgar-looking man, a greengrocer at 
 Denmark Hill, and the Apostlo always looked upon him 
 as a thorn in his side, promoted by inscrutable wisdom to 
 tho Presbytery for the special purpose of keeping down 
 tho Apostle's spiritual pride. 
 
 " Ono more pint, Apostle," ho said abruptly, " aforo wo 
 close. It seems to me that even in the Church's work 
 we'd ought to bo business-like. Now, it ain't business- 
 like to let this young man, lirother Paul, get his eddica- 
 tion out of us, if I may so speak aforo tho Church, on spec. 
 It's all very well our sayin' he's to bo cdtlicated and tako 
 on the Apostleship, but how do we know but Avhat when 
 he's had his eddication ho may lall away and become a 
 backslider, like Demas and like others anumg ourselves 
 that we could mention ? Ho may go to Oxford among a 
 lot of Midianites, and them of tho great an' mighty of tho 
 earth too, and how do we know but what ho may round 
 upon the Church, and go back upon us after we've paid for 
 his eddication? So what I want to ask is just this, can't 
 wo bind him down in a bond that if ho don't tako tlio 
 Apostleship with the consent of the Church when it falls 
 vacant he'll pay us back our money, so as we can eddicato 
 up another as '11 be more worthy?" 
 
 Tho Apostlo moved uneasily in his chair ; but before 
 he could speak, Paul Owen's indignation found voice, and 
 ho said out his say boldly before tho whole assembly, 
 blushing crimson with mingled shamo and excitement as 
 he did so. •' If Brother Grimshaw and all tho brethren 
 think so ill of mo that they cannot trust my honesty and 
 honour," ho said, "they need not be at tho pains of 
 educating me. I will sign no bond and enter into no 
 compact. But if you suppose that I will bo a backslider, 
 you do not know me, and I will confer no more with you 
 upon tho subject." 
 
 " My son Paul is right," tho Apostle said, flushing up 
 
172 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 in turn at the boy's audacity ; •' wo will not make the 
 affaiis of tho Spirit a matter for bonds and earthly ar- 
 rangements. If tho Church thinks as I do, you will 
 all rise up." 
 
 All roso except Presbyter Grimshaw. For a moment 
 there was some hesitation, for tho rule of tho Church in 
 favour of unanimity was absolute ; but tho Apostlo fixed 
 his piercing eyes on Job Grimshaw, and after a minute 
 or so Job Grimshaw too roso slowly, like one com]ielled 
 by an unseen power, and cast in his vote grudgingly with 
 the rest. There was nothing more said about signing an 
 agreement. 
 
 II. 
 
 Meenio Bolton had counted a great deal upon lier visit 
 to Oxford, and she found it (^uite as delightful as she had 
 anticipated. Iler brother knew such a nice set of men, 
 especially Mr. Owen, of Christchurch. Meenio had never 
 been so near falling in lovo with anybody in her life 
 as she was with Paul Owen. Ho was so handsome and so 
 clever, and then there was something so romantic about 
 this strange Church they said he belonged to. Meenie's 
 father was a country parson, and the way in which Paul 
 shrank from talking about the Rector, as if his office were 
 something wicked or uncanny, picjued and amused her. 
 There was an heretical tinge about him which made him 
 doubly interesting to the Hector's daughter. The afternoon 
 water party that eventful Thursday, down to Nuneham^ 
 she looked forward to with the deepest interest. For her 
 aunt, the Professor's wife, who was to take charge of them, 
 was certainly tho most delightful and most sensible of 
 chaperons. - , * '» 
 
THE BACKSLIDER. 
 
 17:1 
 
 *' Is it really true, Mr. Owen," slio said, as they pat 
 together for ten minutes alono after their pienic luncheon, 
 by the side of tho weir under the shadow of the Nunehaiu 
 beeches — " is it really true that this Church of yours 
 doesn't allow people to marry ? " 
 
 Paul coloured up to his eyes as ho answered, " Well, 
 Miss Bolton, I don't know that you should identify me 
 too absolutely with my Church. I was very young when 
 they selected mo to go to Oxford, and my opinions have 
 decidedly wavered a good deal lately. But the Church 
 certainly does forbid marriage. I have always been 
 brought up to look upon it as sinful." 
 
 Meenio laughed aloud ; and Paul, to whom the question 
 was no laughing matter, but a serious point of conscien- 
 tious scruple, could hardly help laughing with her, so 
 infectious was that pleasant ripple. lie checked himself 
 with an effort, and tried to look serious. " Do you know,* 
 ho said, " when I first came to Christchurch, I doubted 
 even whether I ought to make your brother's acquaintance" 
 because he was a clergyman's son. I was taught to de- 
 scribe clergymen always as priests of Midian." lie never 
 talked about his Church to anybody at Oxford, and it was 
 a sort of relief to him to speak on tho subject to Mecnie, 
 iu spite of her laughing eyes and undisguised amusement. 
 The other men would have laughed at him too, but their 
 laughter would have been less sympathetic. 
 
 " And do you think them priests of Midian still ? " asked 
 Meenie. 
 
 " Miss Bolton," said Paul suddenl}-, as one who relievos 
 his overburdened mind by a great effort, " I am almost 
 moved to make a confidante of you." 
 
 *' There is nothing I love better than confidences," 
 Meenie answered ; and she might truthfully have added. 
 " particularly from you." 
 
 " Well, I have been passing lately through a great 
 many doubts and difficulties. I was brought up by my 
 
174 STRANGE SWniES. 
 
 Church to become its next Apostle, and I have "been crlu- 
 catod at their cxpciiso Loth in London and liere. You 
 know," Paid added with liis innate love of tollini; out the 
 wliole truth, " I am not a j^entlenian ; I am the son of 
 poor working people in London." 
 
 "Tom t(»ld mo who your parents were," IMecnio an- 
 swered simply ; " but he told me, too, you were none the 
 less a true gentleman born %r that ; and I see myself ho 
 told me right." 
 
 Paul flushed again — ho had a most unmanlj'' trick of 
 flushing up — and bowed a little timid bow. " Thank 
 you," he said qnietly. "Well, while I was in London I 
 lived entirely among my own people, and never heard 
 anything talked about except our ov/n doctrines. I 
 thought our Apostle the most learned, the wisest, and the 
 greatest of men. I had not a doubt about tho absolute 
 infallibility of our own opinions. But ever since I camo 
 to Oxford I have slowly begun to hesitate and to falter. 
 "When I came up first, tho men laughed at me a good deal 
 in a good-humoured way, because I wouldn't do as they 
 did. Then I thought myself persecuted for the truth's 
 sake, and was glad. But the men were really very kind 
 and forbearing to me; they never argued with me or 
 bullied me ; they respected my scruples, and said nothing 
 more about it as soon as they found out Avhat they really 
 were. That was my first stumbling-block. If they had 
 fonght me and deljated with me, I might have stuck to 
 my own opinions by force of opposition. But they turned 
 me in upon myself completely by their silence, and mas- 
 tered me by their kindly forbearance. Point by point I 
 began to give in, till now I hardly know where I am 
 standing." 
 
 " You wouldn't join the cricket club at first, Tom says." 
 
 " No, I wouldn't. I thought it wrong to walk in tho 
 ways of Midian. But gradually I began to argue myself 
 out of my scruples, and now I positively pull six in the 
 
THE BACKSLIDEIi. X75 
 
 boat, and wear a Christcliurch ribljoii <m my hat. I liavo 
 given lip protesting against having my letters adLlrcssetl 
 to mo as Esquiro (though I have really no right to the 
 title), and I nearly went the other day to have somo cards 
 engraved with my name as ' Mr. Paul Owen.' I am afraid 
 I'm backsliding terribly." 
 
 Meenio laughed again. " If that is all you have to 
 burden your conscience with," sho said, •' I don't think 
 you need spend many sleepless nights." 
 
 " Quito so," Paul answered, smiling ; " I think so myself. 
 But that is not all. I have begun to have serious doubts 
 about the Apostlo himself and tho whole Church alto- 
 gether. I have been three years at Oxford now; and 
 while I was reading for Mods, I don't think I was so nn- 
 sottled in my mind. But since I have begun reading 
 philosophy for luy Greats, I have had to go into all sorts 
 of deep books — 31111, and Spencer, and Bain, and all kinds 
 of fellows who really think about things, you know, down 
 to the very bottom — and an awful truth l)cgins to dawn 
 upon mo, that our Apostlo is after all only a very tliird- 
 rate typo of a thinker. Now that, you know, is really 
 terrible." 
 
 "I don't see why," Meenio answered demurely. Sho 
 was beginning to get genuinely interested. 
 
 " That is because you liavo never had to call in question 
 a cherished and almost ingrown faith. You have never 
 realized any similar circumstances. Hero am I, brought 
 up by these good, honest, earnest people, with their own 
 hard-earned money, as a pillar of their belief.. I have 
 been taught to look upon myself as the chosen advocate 
 of their creed, and on tho Apostle as an almost divinely 
 inspired man. My whole life has been bound up in it ; I havo 
 worked and read night and day in order to pass high and do 
 honour to the Church ; and now what do I begin to fiml 
 the Church really is? A petty group of poor, devoted, 
 enthusiastic, ignorant people, led blindly by a decently 
 
17G STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 instructed Init nnrrow-minded teacher, who has mixed up 
 his own hcadstroRf; self-conceit and sclf-importauco with 
 his own peculiar ideas of abstract religion." Paul paused, 
 lialf surprised at himself, for, though ho had doubted 
 before, ho had never ventured till that day to formulate 
 his doubts, even to himself, in such plain and straight- 
 forward language. 
 
 "I see," said Meenio, gravely; "you have come into a 
 wider world; you have mixed with wider ideas; and tho 
 wider world has converted you, instead of your converting 
 tlio world. Well, that is only natural. Others beside 
 you have had to change their opinions." 
 
 " Yes, yes ; but for mo it is harder — oh ! so much 
 harder." 
 
 " Decauso you have looked forward to being an Apostle ? " 
 
 " ]\Iiss Bolton, you do me injustice — not ,in what you 
 say, but in tho tono you say it in. No, it is not tho giving 
 up of tho Apostlcship that troubles me, though I did hopo 
 that I might help in mj' way to make the world a new 
 earth ; but it is tho shoclc and downfall of their hopes to 
 all those good earnest people, and especially — oh ! espe- 
 cially. Miss I'olton, to my own dear father and mother." 
 His eyes filled with tears as ho spoke. 
 
 " I can understand," said Meenie, sym}iatlietically, her 
 eyes dimming a little in response. " They have set their 
 hearts all their lives long on your accomplishing this work, 
 and it will bo to them the disappointment of a cherished 
 romance." 
 
 Thev looked at one another a few minutes in silence. 
 
 " ITow long have you begun to have your doubts ? " 
 Meenie asked after tho pause. 
 
 *' A long time, but most of all since I saw you. It has 
 made me — it has made me hesitate more about tho fun- 
 damental article of our faith. Even now, I am not sure 
 whether it is not wrong of me to be talking so with you 
 about such matters." . - / 
 
THE BACKSLIDElt. J77 
 
 *' I so.-," said Mccnio, a little more archly; "it comes 
 
 perilously near " and she broke off, for hUo felt she 
 
 had gone a step too fur. 
 
 " Perilously near falling; lu love," Paul continued boldly, 
 turning his big eyes full upon liur. " Yes, perilously 
 near." 
 
 Their eyes met ; JMcenie's fell ; and they said no more. 
 But they both felt they understood ono another. Just at 
 that moment the Professor's wife camo up to interrupt tho 
 icte-a-lctc ; " for that young Owen," she said to herself, 
 "is really getting <i[uito too confidential with dear 
 Meenie." 
 
 That same evening Paul paced up and down his rooms 
 in Peekwater with all his soul strangely upheaved within 
 him and tossed and racked by a dozen conflicting doubts 
 and passions. Had ho gone too far? Had he yielded like 
 Adam to tho woman who be2;uiled him ? Had he ffiven 
 "way like Samson to tho snares of Delilah ? For tho old 
 Scripture phraseology and imagery, so long burned into 
 his verj'^ nature, clung to him still in spite of all his fal- 
 tering changes of opinion. Had ho said more than he 
 thought and felt about tho Apostle? Even if ho was 
 going to revise his views, was it right, was it candid, was 
 it loj^al to the truth, that he should revise them under the 
 biassing influence of Meenie's eyes ? If only ho could 
 have separated tho two questions — tho Apostle's mission, 
 and tho something which he felt growing up within him ! 
 But ho could not — and, as ho suspected, for a most ex- 
 cellent reason, because tho two were intimately bound up 
 in tho very warp and woof of his existence. Nature was 
 asserting herself against tho religious asceticism of tho 
 Apostle; it could not bo so wrong for him to feel thoso 
 feelings that had thrilled every heart in all his ancestors 
 for innumerable generations. 
 
 Ho was in love with Meenie : he know that clearly now. 
 And this love was after all not such a wicked and terrible 
 
178 STIiANGE STOItlES. 
 
 feeling; on tho contrary, ho felt all tho better and tlio 
 purer for it already. Diit then that might merely ho tho 
 horrible seductiveness of tho thing. Was it not always 
 typified by tho cup of Circe, by tho song of tho Sirens, by 
 all that was alluring and beautiful and hollow ? IIo paced 
 up and down for half an hour, and then (ho had sported 
 his oak long aj;o) ho lit his little reading lamp and sat 
 down in tho big chair by tho bay window. Running his 
 eyes over his Ijookshe'f, ho took out, half by chance, 
 Spencer's " Sociology." Then, from sheer weariness, ho 
 read on for a while, hardly lieeding what he road. At last 
 ho got interested, and finished a chapter. Wlien ho had 
 finished it, he put tho book down, aid felt that tho 
 struggle was over. Strange that side by side in tho same 
 world, in tho same London, there should exist two such 
 utterly different types of man as Herbert Spencor and tho 
 Gideonito Apostle. Tho last seemed to belong to tho 
 sixteenth century, tho first to some new and hitherto un- 
 created social world. In an ago which produced thinkers 
 liko that, how could ho over have mistaken the poor, 
 bigoted, narrow, half-instructed Apostle for a divinely 
 inspired teacher ! So far as Paul Owen was concerned, 
 the Gideonito Church and all that belonged to it had 
 melted utterly into thin air. 
 
 Three days later, after tho Eights in tho early evening, 
 Paul found an opportunity of speaking again alone with 
 Meenie. He had taken their party on to the Christchurcli 
 barge to see the race, and ho was strolling with them after- 
 wards round tho meadow walk by tho bank of tho Cher- 
 well. Paul managed to get a little in front with Meenie, 
 and entered at once upon the subject of his lato em- 
 barrassments. 
 
 ♦' I have thought it all over since, Miss Bolton," he said 
 — ^he half hesitated whether ho should say " Meenie " or 
 not, and she was half disappointed that he didn't, for they 
 were both very young, and very young people fall in love 
 
THE BACKSLIDER. 170 
 
 SO TmafTcctodly — " I have thought it all over, and I havo 
 como to tho conclusion that tlioro is no help for it : I must 
 break openly with tho Church." 
 
 " Of course," said Mccnic, simply. " That I understood." 
 
 IIo smiled at her ingenuousness. Such a very forward 
 young person ! And yet ho liked it. " Well, tho next 
 thing is, what to do about it. You see, I liavo really been 
 obtaining my education, .so to speak, under false pretences. 
 1 can't continue taking these good people's money after I 
 havo ceased to believe in their doctrines. I ought to havo 
 faced tho question sooner. It was wrong of me to wait 
 until — until it was forced upon mo by other considera- 
 tions." 
 
 This time it was Mconio who blushed. '■ But you don't 
 mean to leave Oxford without taking your degree ? " sho 
 asked quickly. 
 
 " No, I think it will bo better not. To stop hero and 
 try for a fellowship is my best chance of repaying these 
 poor people the money which I havo taken from them for 
 no purpose." 
 
 " I never thought of that," said Meenie. " You are 
 bound in honour to pay them back, of course." 
 
 Paul liked the instantaneous honesty of that " of course.'* 
 It marked tho naturally honourable character; for "of 
 course," too, they must wait to marry (young people jump 
 i>o) till all that money was paid off. " Fortunately," ho 
 said, " I have lived economically, and havo not spent nearly 
 as much as they guaranteed. I got scholarships up to a 
 hundred a year of my own, and I only took a hundred 
 a year of theirs. They offered mo two hundred. Uut 
 there's five years at a hundred, that makes five hundre(7 
 l)ounds — a big debt to begin life with." 
 
 " Never mind," said Meenie. " You will get a fellow- 
 ship, and in a few years you can pay it off." 
 
 " Yes," said Paul, •' I can pay it off. But I can never 
 pay off tho hopes and aspirations I have blighted. I must 
 
180 STHANGIJ STOIilES. 
 
 "boconio a sclioolmastor, or a l»arristcr, or fiomothinfj of that 
 sort, and novor repay thoiii for their sclf-sacrifico and 
 devotion in makinj^ mo whatcNxr I .shall become. They 
 may jijct back ilicir monoj-, but tliey will have lost their 
 cherished Apostle for over." 
 
 "Mr. Owen," Mecnio answered solemnly, "the seal of 
 the Apostoliito lies far deeper than that. It was born in 
 you, and no act of yours can shako it off." 
 
 " Meenie," ho said, h)okin-' at lier gently, with a changed 
 expression — " JMecnio, we shall have to wait many years." 
 
 " Never mind, Paul," she replied, as naturally as if ho 
 had been Paul to her all her life long, " I can wait if you 
 can. liut what will you do for the immediato present?" 
 
 " I have my seliolarship," ho said ; " I can get on partly 
 upon that ; and tlien I can take pupils ; and I have only 
 one year more of it." 
 
 So before they parted tliat night it was all well under- 
 stood between them that Paul was to declare his defection 
 irom the Church at the earliest opportunity ; tliat ho was 
 to live as best ho might till he could take his degree ; 
 that he was then to pay olf all the back debt ; and that 
 after all these things he and Meenio might get comfortably 
 married whenever they were able. As to the Rector and 
 his wife, or any other parental authorities, they both left 
 them out in the cold as wholly as young people always do 
 leave their elders out on all similar occasions. 
 
 " Maria's a born fool ! " said the Rector to his wife a 
 "week after Meenie's return ; " I always knew sho was a 
 fool, but I never know sho was quite such a fool as to 
 permit a thing like this. So far as I can get it out of 
 Edie, and so far as Edie can get it out of Meenie, I under- 
 stand that she has allowed Moenie to go and get herself 
 engaged to some Dissenter fellow, a Shaker, or a Mor- 
 mon, or a Communist, or something of the sort, who is the 
 son of a common labourer, and has been sent up to Oxford, 
 Tom lolls me, by his own sect, to be made into a gentle- 
 
Tin: BACKSLIBEU. 181 
 
 man, so as to ji^ivo some sort or colour of respectability to 
 their absurd (loctrinos. I shall send tho <;irl to town at 
 once to Emily's, and she shall stop there all next season, 
 to see if sho can't manage to _i;ct engaged to souio young 
 man in decent .society at any rate." 
 
 III. 
 
 When Paul Owen returned to Pcckham for tho long^ 
 vacation, it was with a heavy heart that ho ventured hack 
 slowly to his father's cottage. Margaret Owen had put 
 everything straight and neat in tho littlo living room, as 
 sho always did, to welcome homo her son who had grown 
 into a gentleman ; and honest John stood at tho threshold 
 beaming with ple;isure to wring Paul's hand in his lirni 
 grip, just back unwashed from his day's labour. After 
 the first kissings and greetings were over, John Owen said 
 rather solemnly, " I have bad news for you, Paul. Tho 
 Apostle is sick, even unto death." 
 
 AVhen Paul hoard that, ho was sorely tempted to put 
 off tho disclosure for tho present ; but ho felt ho must not. 
 So that same night, as they sat together in the dusk near 
 tho window where tho geraniums stood, ho began to un- 
 burden his whole mind, gently and tentatively, so as to 
 spare their feelings as much as possible, to his father and 
 mother. He told them how, since ho went to Oxford, ho 
 had learned to think somewhat differently about many 
 things; how his ideas had gradually deepened and 
 broadened ; how ho had begun to inquire into funda- 
 mentals for himself; how ho had feared that the Gideonites 
 took too much for granted, and reposed too implicitly on 
 tho supposed critical learning of their Apostle. As ho 
 spoke his mother listened in tearful silence ; but his father 
 
182 STItANGE STOItlES. 
 
 jnurmured from time to time, " I was afeard of this already, 
 Paul ; I seen it coming', now and again, long ago." There 
 was pity and regret in his tone, but not a shade of 
 reproacUfulness. 
 
 At last, however, Paul camo to speak, timidly and 
 reservedly, of Meenio. Then his father's eye began to 
 flash a little, and liis breath camo deejier and harder. 
 Wlien Paul told him briefly that ho was engaged to her, 
 tlie strong man conld stand it no longer, lie rose up in 
 riglitoous wrath, and tlirust his son at arm's length from 
 him. " "What ! " ho cried fiercely, " you don't mean to tell 
 nie you have fallen into sin and looked upon the daughters 
 of Midian ! It was no Scriptural doubts that druv you 
 on, then, but the desire of the flesh and the lust of the 
 eyes that has lost you ! You dare to stand up there, Paul 
 Owen, and tell mo that you throw over the Church and 
 the Apostle for the sake of a girl, like a poor miserable 
 Samson! You are no son of mine, and I have nothin' 
 more to say to you." 
 
 But Margaret Owen put her hand on his shoulder and 
 said softly, " John, let us hear him out." And John, 
 recalled by that gentle touch, listened once more. Then 
 Paul pleaded his case powerfully again. He quoted Scrip- 
 ture to them ; he argued with them, after their own fashion, 
 and down to their own comprehension, text by text ; he 
 pitted his own critical and exegetical faculty against the 
 Apostle's. Last of all, he turned to his mother, who, 
 tearful still and heartbroken with disappointment, yet 
 looked admiringly upon her learned, eloquent boy, and said 
 to her tenderly, " Remember, mother, you yourself were 
 once in love. You yourself once stood, night after night, 
 leaning on the gate, waiting with your heart beating for 
 a footstep that you knew so well. You yourself once 
 counted the days and the hours and the minutes till the 
 next meeting- came." And Margaret Owen, touched to the 
 heart by that simple appeal, kissed him fervently a dozen 
 
THE BACKSLIDER. 
 
 \S-i 
 
 times over, tlio hot tears dropping on his chock meanwhile; 
 and then, contrary to all tlio rules of their austere Church, 
 she flung her arras round her husband too, and kissed him 
 passionately the first time for twenty years, with all tho 
 fervour of a floodgate loosed. Paul Owen's apostolato had 
 Burely borne its first fruit. 
 
 The father stood for a moment in doubt and terror, liko 
 one stunned or dazed, and then, in a moment of sudden 
 remembrance, stepped forward and returned the kiss. Tho 
 spell was broken, and the Apostle's power was no more. 
 What else passed in the cottage that night, when John 
 Owen full upon his knees and wrestled in spirit, was too 
 wholly internal to the man's own soul for telling hero. 
 Next day John and Margaret Owen felt the dream of their 
 lives was gone ; but the mother in her heart rejoiced to 
 think her boy might know tho depths of love, and might 
 bring homo a real lady for his wife. 
 
 On Sunday it was rumoured tliat the Apostle's ailment 
 was very serious ; but young Brother I'aul Owen would 
 address , the Church. He did so, though not exactly in 
 the way the Church expected. Ho told them simply and 
 plainly how he had changed his views about certain 
 matters ; how he thanked them from his heart for tho luan 
 of their money (he was careful to emphasize !^ tho word 
 loaii), which had helped him to carry on his education at 
 Oxford ; and how he would repay tliem the principal and 
 interest, though he could never repay them the kindness, 
 at the earliest possible opportunity. He was so grave, so 
 earnest, so transparently true, that, in spite of tho down- 
 fall of their dearest hopes, he carried the whole meeting 
 with him, all save ono man. Tliat man was Job Grim- 
 shaw. Job rose from his place with a look of undisguised 
 triumph as soon as Paul had finished, and, mounting tho 
 platform quietly, said his say. 
 
 "I know, Episcops, Presbyters, and Brethren," ho 
 began, " how this 'ere young man would finish. I saw it 
 
184 STBANGE STORIES. 
 
 the (lay ho \vas appintccL lie's flushing up now the same 
 as ho flushed up then Avhen I spoke to liim ; and it ain't 
 ^pcriitual, it's -worldly pride and hcatlKtron^-noss, that's 
 Avhat it is. IIc'.s had our money, and he's had liis eddica- 
 tion, and now he's going to round on us, just as I said he 
 would. It's all very well talking about paying us Lack : 
 liow's a young man like him to get five hundred pounds, 
 I should like to know. And if he did even, what sort o' 
 a'cpayment would that ho to many of the brethren, who've 
 saved and scraped for live year to let him live like a 
 gentleman among the great and the mighty o' IMidian? 
 He's got his eddication out of us, and ho can keep that 
 whatever happens, and make a living out of it, too ; and 
 now he's going back on us, same as I said he would, and, 
 having got all he can out of the Church, he's going to 
 chuck it away like a sucked orange. I detest such back- 
 sliding and such ungratefulness." 
 
 I'aul's cup of humiliation was full, but he bit his lip 
 till the blood almost came, and made no answer. 
 
 " He boasted in his own strength," Job went on merci- 
 lessly, " that he wasn't going tO' bo a backslider, and he 
 Avasu't going to sign no bond, and lio wasn't going to con- 
 fer with us, but wo nuist trust his honour and honesty, 
 and such like. I've got his very words written down in 
 my notebook 'ere ; for I made a note of 'em, foreseeing this. 
 If we'd 'a' bound him down, as I proposed, ho wouldn't 'a' 
 dared to go backsliding and rounding on us, and making 
 up to the daugliters of Midian, as I don't doubt but what 
 ]ie's been doing." Paul's toll-tale face sliowcd him at once 
 that ho had struck by accident on the right chord. " But 
 if he ever goes bringing a daughter of Midian here to 
 Peckham," Job continued, '* we'll show her these very 
 notes, and ask her what she thinks of such dishonourable 
 conduct. The Apostle's dying, that's clear ; and before ho 
 dies I warrant he shall know this treachery." 
 
 Paul could not stand that last threat. Though he had 
 
TIIK BACKSLIDER. 185 
 
 lost faith ill tlio Apostlo as an Apostle, ho could never 
 forget the allcgianco ho had onco homo liiiu as a fatlier, or 
 the spell which his powerful individuality had «)nco 
 thrown around him as a teacher. To have embittt-red 
 that man's dyii^i;' bed with the shadow of a torrihlo 
 disappointment would bo to Paul a lifelong subject of 
 deep remorse. " I did not intend to open my moutli in 
 answer to you, ]\It '^rrimshaw," ho said (for tlio first timo 
 breaking through the customary address of liruther), " but 
 I \)T&,y you, I entreat you, I beseech you, not to harass 
 the Apostlo in bis last moments with such a subject." 
 
 "Oh yes, I suppose so," Job Grimshaw answered 
 
 maliciously, all the ingrained coarseness of the nuin 
 
 breaking out in the wrinkles of his face. " No wonder 
 
 you don't want him enlightened alxtut your goings on 
 
 with tho daughters of Midian, when yon must know as 
 
 well as I do that his life ain'r. woith a day's purchase, 
 
 and that he's a man of independent moans, and has left 
 
 you every penny he's got in his will, because ho believes 
 
 you're a lit successor to tho Apostulate. I know it, for I 
 
 signed as a witness, and I read it through, being a short 
 
 one, while the other witness was signing. And you 
 
 must know it as well as I do. I suppose you don't think 
 
 lie'll make another will now ; but there's time enough to 
 
 burn that one anyhow." 
 
 Paul Owen stood aghast at the vulgar baseness of which 
 this lewd fellow supposed him capable. He had never 
 thought of it before; and yet it flashed across his mind 
 in a moment how obvious it was now. Of course tho 
 Apostlo would leave him his money. IIo was being 
 educated for the Apostolate, and the Apostolato could not 
 be carried on without the sinews of war. But that Job 
 Grimshaw should think him guilty of angling for tho 
 Apostle's money, and then throwing the Church overboard 
 — the bare notion of it was so horrible to him that ho 
 could not oven hold up his head to answer the taunt. 
 
186 STRANGE STOItlES. 
 
 He sat down and buried liis crimson face in his hands ; 
 and Job Griinshaw, taking- up liis hat sturdily, with the 
 air of a man who has to perform an unpleasant duty, 
 loft the meeting-room abruptly without another word. 
 
 There was a gloomy Sunday dinner that morning in the 
 mason's cottage, and nobody seemed much inclined to 
 speak in any way. But as they were in the midst of their 
 solemn meal, a neighbour who was also a Gideonite came 
 in hurriedly. " It's all over," ho said, breathless—" all 
 over with us and with the Church. The Apostle is dead. 
 Ho died this morning." 
 
 Margaret Owen found voice to ask, "Before Job Grini- 
 shaw saw him ? " 
 
 The neighbour nodded, " Yes." 
 
 " Thank heaven for that ! " cried Paul. " Then he did 
 not die misunderstanding me ! " 
 
 " And you'll get his money," added the neighbour, " for 
 I was the other witness." 
 
 Paul drew a long breath. " I wish Meenie was here," 
 he said. " 1 must see her about this." 
 
 IV. 
 
 A few days' later the Apostle was buried, and his will 
 was read over before the assembled Church. By earnest 
 persuasion of his father, Paul consented to be present, 
 though he feared another humiliation from Job Grimshaw. 
 But two days before he had taken the law into his own 
 hands, by writing to Meenie, at her aunt's in Eaton Place ; 
 and that very indiscreet young lady, in response, had 
 actually consented to meet him in Kensington Gardens 
 alone the next afternoon. There he sat with her on one 
 
THE BACKSLIDER. 18t 
 
 of tho benches by the Serpentine, and talked the -wliolo 
 matter over with her to his heart's content. 
 
 " If tho money is really left to me," ho said, *' I mnst in 
 honour refuse it. It was left to mo to carry on tlio 
 Apostolato, and I can't take it on any other ground. But 
 what ought I to do Avith it? I can't give it over to tlio 
 Church, for in three days there will bo no Ohurcli left to 
 give it to. Wliat shall I do with it ? " 
 
 " Why," said Meenie, thouglitfully, " if I were you I 
 should do this. First, pay back everybody wlio contributed 
 towards your support in full, principal and interest ; then 
 borrow from the remainder as much as you require to 
 complete your Oxford course ; and iinally, pay back all 
 that and tho other money to tho fund when you are able, 
 and hand it over for the purpose of doing some good work 
 in Peckham itself, where your Church was originally 
 founded. If the ideal can't be fulfilled, let the money do 
 something good fur the actual." 
 
 " You are quite right, Meenie," said Paul, " except in 
 one particular. I will not borrow from tho fund for my 
 own su2)port. I will not touch a penny of it, temporarily 
 or permanently, for myself in any way. If it comes to 
 me, I shall make it over to trustees at (mco for some good 
 object, as you. suggest, and shall borruw from them five 
 hundred pounds to repay my own poor people, giving tho 
 trustees my bond to repay tho fund hereafter. I shall 
 fight my own battle henceforth unaided." 
 
 " You will do as you ought to do, Paul, and I am proud 
 of it." 
 
 So next morning, whe.i the meeting took place, Paul 
 felt somewhat happier in his own mind as to the course ho 
 should pursue with reference to Job Grimshaw. 
 
 The Senior Episcop opened and read the last will and 
 testament of Arthur Murgess, attorney-at-law. It pro- 
 vided in a few words that all his estate, real and personal, 
 should pass unreservedly to his friend, Paul Owen, of 
 
ins stuange stouies. 
 
 Christchurcb, Oxfonl. It was whispered about that, 
 hesideH tho limisc and cjrouiids, the personalty might be 
 sworn at C8000, a vast sun to those simple people. 
 
 AVlien tho reading was finished, I'aul rose and addressed 
 the assembly, lie told tl:en\ briefly tho plan ho had 
 i'(jrmcd, and insisted on his determination that not a penny 
 of the money should bo put to his own uses. IIo would 
 face tho world for himself, and thanks to their kindness 
 lie could face it easily enough, llo would still earn and 
 pay back all that he owed them. IIo would uso tho fund, 
 "Jirst for tho good of those who had been members of the 
 (^'Inircli, and afterwards for the good of tho pectplo of 
 Pockham generally. And he thanked them frcjm the 
 bottom of his heart for tho kindness they had shown him. 
 
 Even Job Grimshaw could only mutter to himself that 
 this was not spcrritual grace, but mere worldly prido and 
 stubbornness, lest the lad should betray his evil designs, 
 which had thus availed him nothing. " lie has lost his 
 own soul and wrecked the Church for tho sake of the 
 money," Job said, "and now ho dassn't touch a fardcn 
 
 OI it. 
 
 Next John Owen rose and said slowly, " Friends, it 
 seems to mo we may as well all confess that this Churcli 
 has gone to pieces. I can't stop in it myself any longer, 
 for I see it's clear agin nature, and what's agin nature 
 can't be true." And though tho assembly said nothing, it 
 was plain that there were many waverers in the little 
 l)ody whom tlie affairs of the last week had shaken sadly 
 in their simple faith. Indeed, as a matter of fact, before 
 the end of the month tho Gideonite Churcli had melted 
 away, member by member, till nobody at all was left of 
 the whole assembly but Job Grimshaw. 
 
 " My dear," said the Eector to his wife a few weeks 
 later, laying do\vn his lUasfratcd, " this is really a very 
 curious thing. That young fellow Owen, of Christchurcb, 
 that Meenio fancied herself engaged to, has just come into 
 
THE BACKS LID EE. 189 
 
 a little landed property and eight or nine thousand pounds 
 on his own account. Tie mu.st bo bettor connected tlian 
 Tom imagines. Perhaps we might make inquiries about 
 him after all." 
 
 The liector did make inquiries in the course of the week, 
 and with siucli results that he returned to the rectory iu 
 blank amaz-ement. " Tliat fellow's mad, Amelia," ho said, 
 " stark mad, if ever anybody was. Tho leader of his 
 Littlo Bethel, or Ebenczer, or whatever it may be, has left 
 him all his property absolutely, without conditions ; antl 
 tho idiot of a boy declares ho won't touch a penny of it, 
 because he's ceased to believe in their particular shibbo- 
 leth, and he thinks the leader wanted him to succeed him. 
 Very right and proper of him, of course, to leave the sect 
 if he can't reconcile it with his conscience, but perfectly 
 Quixotic of him to give up the money and beggar himself 
 outright. Even if his connection was otherwise desirable 
 (which it is far from being), it would be absurd to think 
 of letting Meenio marry such a ridiculous hair-brained 
 fellow." 
 
 Paul and Meenie, however, went their own way, as 
 j-oung people often will, in spite of the Kector. Paul 
 returned next term to Oxford, penniless, but full of veso- 
 lution, and by dint of taking pupils managed to eke out 
 his scholarship for tho next year. At the end of that time 
 he took his first in Greats, and shortly after gained a 
 fellowship. From the very first day ho began saving 
 money to pay off that dead weight of five hundred pounds. 
 The kindly ex-Gideonites had mostly protested against 
 his repaying them at all, but in vain : Paul would not 
 make his entry into life, ho said, under false pretences. 
 It was a hard jmll, but he did it. He took pupils, he 
 lectured, ho wrote well and vigorously for tho press, he 
 worked late and early with volcanic enel'gy ; and bj'' the 
 end of three years he had not only saved the whole of the 
 sum advanced ^y the Gideonites, but had also begun to 
 
100 stuange stories. 
 
 put away a littlo nest-egg against his marriage with 
 Mcenio. And when the editor of a groat morning paper 
 in London offered hiiu a permanent place upon the staff, 
 at a largo salary, he actually went down to Worcester- 
 shire, saw the formidable liector himself in his own parish, 
 and demanded Meenie outright in marriage. And the 
 Hector observed to his wife that this young Owen seemed 
 a well-behaved and amiaWo 3'oung man ; that after all 
 one needn't know anytliing about his relations if ono 
 didn't like ; and that as Meenio had quite made up her 
 mind, and was as headstrong as a mule, there was no use 
 trying to oppose her any longer. 
 
 Down in Peckham, where I'aul Owen lives, and is loved 
 by half the poor of the district, no ono has forgotten who 
 was the real founder of the Murgess Institute, which does 
 so much good in encouraging tlirift, and is so admirably 
 managed by the founder and his wife. He would take u 
 house nowhere but at Peckham, he said. To the Peckham 
 people ho owed his education, and for the Peckham people 
 he Avould watch the working of his little Institute. 
 There is no better work being done anywhere in that 
 great squalid desert, the east and south-cast of London ; 
 there is no influence more magnetic than the founder's. 
 John and Margaret Owen have recovered their hopes for 
 their boy, only they run now in another and more feasible 
 direction ; and those who witness the good that is being 
 done by the Institute among the poor of Peckham, or who 
 have read that remarkable and brilliant economical work 
 lately published on " The Future of Co-operation in the 
 East End, by P. 0.," venture to believe that Meenie was 
 right after all, and that even the great social world itself 
 has not yet heard the last of young Paul Owen's lay 
 apostolate. 
 
THE MYSTERIOUS OCCURRENCE 
 IN PICCADILLY. 
 
 I. 
 
 I REALLY never felt so profoimclly ashamed of myself in 
 my wliolo life as when my father-in-law, Professor W. 
 Bryce Murray, of Oriel College, Oxford, sent mo the last 
 number of the Proceedinirs of the Society for the Investi- 
 gation of Supernatural Phenomena. As I opened the 
 pamphlet, a horrible foreboding seized mo that I should 
 find in it, detailed at full length, with my name and 
 address in plain printing (not even asterisks), that extra- 
 ordinary story of his about the mysterious oocurrencc in 
 Piccadilly. I turned anxiously to page 14, which I saw 
 was neatly folded over at the corner; and there, sure 
 enough, I came upon the Professor's remarkable narrative, 
 which I shall simply extract here, by way of introduction, 
 in his own admirable and perspicuous language. 
 
 "I wish to communicate to the Society," says my 
 respected relation, *' a curious case of wraiths or doubles, 
 which came under my own personal observation, and for 
 which I can vouch on my own authority, and that of 
 my son-in-law, Dr. Owen IMansfield, keeper of Accadian 
 Antiquities at the British Museum. It is seldom, indeed, 
 that so strange an example of a supernatural phenomenon 
 can be independently attested by two trustworthy scientifio 
 observers, both still living. 
 
102 STltANGE STORIES. 
 
 "On tho 12tli of May, ISTI)— I made a noto of ilio cir- 
 ciimstanco at tliotirno, and ai)i therefore able to feel perfect 
 coiifidenco as to the strict accuracy of my facts — I was 
 walkin<; down riccadilly ahout four o'clock in tho after- 
 noon, when I saw a sininlacruni or imago approaching mc 
 from tho opposite direction, exactly resembling in outer 
 appearance an nndergradnato of Oriel College, of tho name 
 of Owen Manslield. It mnst bo carefully boruo in mind 
 that at this tirao 1 was not related or connected with Mr. 
 Manslield in any way, his marriage with my daughter 
 having taken place some eleven months later: I only knew 
 him then as a promising junior member of my own College. 
 I was just about to ai)proach and address Mr. Mansfield, 
 when a most singular and mysterious event took place. Tho 
 fiimulacrum appeared spontaneously to glide iip towards rae 
 with a peculiarly rapid and noiseless motion, waved a wand 
 or slalY which it bore in its hands thrice round my head, and 
 then vanislicd hastily in tho direction of an hotel which 
 stands at tho corner of Albemarle Street. I followed it 
 quickly to tho door, but on inquiry of the porter, I learned 
 that he himself had observed nobody enter. The simula- 
 crum Koems to have dissipated it^:elf or become invisible 
 suddenly in tho very act of passing through the folding 
 glass portals which give access to tho hotel from Piccadilly. 
 
 " That same evening, by the last post, I received a 
 hastily-written noto from Mr. Mansfield, bearing the 
 Oxford postmark, dated Oriel College, 5 p.m., and relating 
 the facts of an exactly similar apparition which had mani- 
 fested itself to him, with absolute simultaneity of occur- 
 rence. On the very day and hour when I had seen Mr. 
 Mansfield's wraith in Piccadilly, Mr. Mansfield himself 
 was walking down the Corn Market in Oxford, in tho 
 direction of the Taylor Institute. As he approached the 
 corner, he saw what he took to be a vision or image of 
 myself, his tutor, moving towards him in my usual 
 leisurely manner. Suddenly, as ho was on tho point of 
 
THIJ MYSTI'ItlOUS OCCUllRESCE IN PICCADILLY. VJW 
 
 adflrcFsinc^ mc villi ropiard to my Aristotlo lectuio tlio 
 next moniing, the im.'i^i; j^lidcd up to Lim in a nipitl and 
 evasive manner, shook a pjrcen silk nniLrella with a rhino- 
 ceros-horn handle three times around his head, and then 
 di.sai)poarcd ineomprehensibly through tho door of tho 
 liandolph Hotel. Iieturning to college in a stato oi* 
 breathless alarm and surprise, at what ho took to bo an 
 act of ineii)ient insanity or extreme inebriation on my 
 part, Mr. ]\Iansfield learnt from tho porter, to his intense 
 astonishment, tliat i was at that moment actually iu 
 London. Unable to conceal his amazement at this strange 
 event, ho wrote me a full account of tho facts Avhilo they 
 wero still fresh in his memory : and as I preserve his noto 
 to this day, I append a copy of it to my present communi- 
 cation, for publication in tho Society's Transactions. 
 
 " There is one small point in tho above narrative to 
 which I would wish to call special attention, and that is 
 the accuiato descriplion given by Mr. MansReM of the 
 umbrella carried by tho apparition he observed in Oxford. 
 Tliis umbrella exact!}'' coincided in every particular with 
 tho one I was then actually carrying in Piccadilly. But 
 what is truly remarkable, and what stamps tho occurrence 
 as a genuine case of supernatural intervention, is the fact 
 that Mr. Mamfidd could not possibly ever have seen that 
 umhrclla in »?,y hands, hccam^c I had only just that afternoon 
 purchased it at a shop in Bond Street. This, to my mind, 
 conclusively proves that no mere elTort of fancy or visual 
 delusion based upon prnvious memories, vaguo or conscious, 
 could have had anything whatsoever to do with Mr. 
 Mansfield's observation at le'ist. It was, in short, dis- 
 tinctly an olijectivo apparition, as distinguished from a 
 mere subjectivo rorainiscenco or hallucination." 
 
 As I laid down the Proceedings on the breakfast table 
 with a sigh, I said t) my wife (who had been looking over 
 my shoulder whilo I read) : " Now, Nora, we're really in 
 for it. What on earth do you suppose I'd better do ?" 
 
 
 
lOi STRANGE STOIUES. 
 
 Nora looked at mo with licr laughing eyes laughing 
 harder and brighter than over. "My dear Owen," bho 
 Baid, putting tlio Proceedings promptly into tho waste 
 paper basket, "there's really nothing on earth possible 
 now, except to make a clean breast of it." 
 
 I groaned. " I suppose you're right," I answered, " but 
 it's a precious awkward thing to havo to do. However, 
 hero goes." So I sat down at once with pen, ink, and 
 paper at my desk, to draw up this present narrative as 
 to tho real facts about tho " Mysterious Occurrence in 
 Piccadilly." 
 
 II. 
 
 In 1873 I was a fourth-year man, going in for my 
 Cu'cats at tho June examination. But as if Aristotle and 
 Mill and the affair of Corcyra were not enough to occupy 
 one young fellow's head at the age of twenty-three, I had 
 foolishly gone and fallen in love, undergraduate fashion, 
 with the only really pretty girl (I insist upon putting it, 
 though Nora has struck it out with her pen) in all Oxford. 
 She was tho daughter of ray tutor, Professor Bryco Murray, 
 and her name (as the astute reader will already have 
 inferred) was Nora. 
 
 The Professor had lost his wife somo years before, and 
 he was left to bring up Nora by his own devices, with the 
 aid of his sister, Miss Lydia Amelia Murray, the well- 
 known advocate of female education, woman's rights, 
 anti-vaccination, vegetarianism, the Tichborno claimant, 
 and psychic force. Nora, however, had no fancy for any 
 of these multifarious interests of her aunt's : I have reason 
 to believe she takes rather after her mother's family : and 
 Miss Lydia Amelia Murray early decided that she was a 
 
THE MYSTERIOUS OCCUJIRENCE IN PICCADILLY. 105 
 
 <j;iil of no intellectual tastes of any sort, who liaci bettor 
 Ijo kept at school at South Kensington as much as possible. 
 Especially did Aunt Lydia hold it to bo undcsirublo that 
 Nora should ever como in contact with that very objec- 
 tionablo and wholly antagonistic animal, tho Oriel under- 
 graduate. Undergraduates were well known to laugh 
 openly at woman's rights, to devour underdone beefsteaks 
 with savage persistence, and to utter most irreverent and 
 ribald jests about psychic force. 
 
 Still, it is quite impossible to keep the orbit of a Pro- 
 fessor's daughter from occasionally crossing that of a 
 stray meteoric undergraduate. Nora only came home to 
 Oxford in vacation time: but during the preceding Long 
 I had stopped up for tho sake of pursuing my Accadian 
 .studies in a quiet spot, and it was then that I first quite 
 accidentally met Nora. I was canoeing on tho Cherwell 
 ono afternoon, when I came across tho Professor and his 
 daughter in a punt, and saw the prettiest girl in all Oxford 
 actually holding tho pole in her own pretty little hands, 
 while that lazy old man lolled back at his case with a 
 book, on tho luxurious cushions in tho stern. As I passed 
 tho punt, I capped the Professor, of course, and looking 
 back a minute later I observed that tho pretty daughter 
 had got her pole stuck fast in tho mud, and couldn't, with 
 all her force, pull it out again. In another minute sho 
 had lost her hold of it, and the punt began to drift of 
 iUoU down the river towards Iffley. 
 
 Common politeness naturally mado mo put back my 
 canoe, extricate the pole, and hand it as gracefully as I 
 could to tho Professor's daughter. As I did so, I attempted 
 to raise ray straw hat cautiously with ono hand, while I 
 gave back tho polo with the other : an aitempt which of 
 course compelled me to lay down my paddle on the front 
 of the canoG, as I happen to be only provided with two 
 hands, instead of four like our earlier ancestors. I don't 
 know whether it was my instantaneous admiration for 
 
IOC STRANGE STOPdES. 
 
 Xora's pretty Llnsli, wlilcli distracted my attention from 
 tlio purely practical question of equilibrium, or whether it 
 was her own awkwardness and modesty in talcing the pole,, 
 or finally whether it was iny tutor's freezing look that 
 utterly disconcerted mo, hnt at any rate, just at that 
 moment, something unluckily (or rather luckily) caused 
 mo to lose my balance altogether. Now, everybody knows 
 that a canoo is very easily upset : and in a moment, before 
 I knew exactly whore I was, I found tho canoo floating 
 bottom upward about three yards away from me, and 
 myself standing, safe and dry, in my tutor's punt, beside 
 his pretty blushing daughter. I had felt tho canoe turn- 
 ing over as I handed back tho pole, and had instinctively 
 jumped into the safer refuge of the punt, which saved mo 
 at least tho ignominy of appearing before Miss Nora 
 Murray in tho ungraceful attitude of clambering back, 
 wet and dripping, into an upset canoe. 
 
 Tho inexorable logic of facts had thus convinced tho 
 Professor of tho impossibility of keeping all undergraduates 
 permanently at a safe distance : and there was nothing 
 open for him now except resignedly to acquiesce in tho 
 situation so created for him. However much ho might 
 object to my presence, ho could hardly, as a Christian and 
 a gentleman, request me to jump in and swim after my 
 canoe, or even, when we had at last successfully brought 
 it alongside witli the aid of tlio pole, to seat myself onco 
 more on tho soaking cushions. After all, my mishap had 
 come about in the endeavour to render him a service : so 
 he was fain with what grace he could to let me relieve his 
 daughter of tho pole, and punt him back as far as the 
 barges, with my own moist and uncomfortable bark trail- 
 ing casually from the stern. 
 
 As for Nora, being thus thrown unexpectedly into tho 
 dangerous society of that gruesome animal, the Oriel 
 undergraduate, I think I may venture to say (from my 
 subsequent experience) that she was not wholly disposed 
 
TUE MYSTERIOUS OCCUUREXCE IX nCCADILLT. 197 
 
 to regard the creaturo as eitlior so objection able or so 
 ferocious as she had been previously led to imagine. We 
 got on togclhcr so -well that I eonld see the Professor 
 growing visibly wrathful about the corners of the mouth : 
 and by the time wo reached the barges, ho could barely 
 be civil enough to say Good morning to me when wo 
 parted. 
 
 An introduction, however, no matter how obtained, is 
 really in these matters absolutely everything. As long 
 as you don't know a pretty girl, 3'ou don't know her, and 
 you can't take a step in advance without an introduction. 
 l^ut when once you do know her, heaven and 'earth and 
 aunts and fathers may try their hardest to prevent you, 
 and yet whatever they try they can't keep you out. I 
 was so far struck with Nora, that I boldly ventured when- 
 over I met her out walking with her father or her aunt, 
 to join myself to the party : and though tlwy never 
 hesitated to showrao that my presence was not rapturously 
 welcomed, they couldn't well say to mo point-blank, "Ilavo 
 the goodness, Mr. Mansfield, to go away and not to speak 
 to me again in future." So the end of it was, tliat before 
 the beginning of October terra, Nora and I understood one 
 another perfectly, and had even managed, in a few minutes' 
 fete-a-trte in the parks, to whisper to one another the 
 ingenuous vows of sweet seventeen and two-and-twenty. 
 
 When the Professor discovered that I had actually 
 -written a letter to his daughter, marked " Private and 
 Confidential," his wrath knew no bounds. lie sent for 
 me to his rooms, and spoke to me severely. " I've half 
 a mind, ^Mansfield," he said, " to bring the matter before 
 a college meeting. At any rate, this conduct must not bo 
 repeated. If it is. Sir," — he didn't finish the sentence, 
 preferring to terrify me by the effective figure of speech 
 which commentators describe as an aposiopesis : and I left 
 him with a vague sense that if it toas repeated I should 
 probably incur the penalties of prsemunire (whatever they 
 
198 STBAXGE STOIiTES. 
 
 may Lo), or bo hanged, drawn, and quartered, with my 
 head finally stuck as an adornment on the acute wings of 
 tho Griffin, vice Temple Bar removed. 
 
 Next day, Nora met mo casually at a confectioner's in 
 the High, where I will frankly confess that I was engaged 
 in exporinienting upon tlio relative merits of raspberry 
 cream and lemon water ices. She gave mc her hand 
 timidly, and whispered to mo half under her breath, 
 *' Tapa's so dreadfully angry, Owen, and I'm afraid I shall 
 never be able to meet you any more, fur he's going to send 
 mo back this very afternoon to South Kensington, and 
 keep mo away from Oxford altogether in future." I saw 
 her eyes were red with crying, and that sho really thought 
 our little romance was entirely at an end. 
 
 " My darling Nora," I replied in an undertone, " even 
 South Kensington is not so unutterably remote that I 
 shall never be able to see you there. Write to me when- 
 ever you are able, and let me know where I can write to 
 you. ]\[y dear little Nora, if there were a hundred papas 
 and a thousand Aunt Lydias interposed in a square 
 between rls, don't you know we should manage all tho 
 aame to love ono another and to overcome all difficulties? " 
 
 Nora smiled and half cried at once, and then discreetly 
 turned to order half a pound of glace cherries. And that 
 was tho last that I saw of her for the time at Oxford. 
 
 During the next term or two, I'm afraid I must admit 
 that tho relations between my tutor and myself Avcro 
 distinctly strained, so much so as continually to threaten 
 tho breaking out of open hostilities. It wasn't merely 
 that Nora was in question, but the Professor also suspected 
 me of jeering in private at his psychical investigations. 
 And if the truth must bo told, I will admit that his 
 suspicions were not wholly without justification. It 
 began to be whispered among tho undeigraduates just 
 then that the Professor and his sister had taken to turn- 
 ing ])lancheUes, interrogating easy-chairs, and obtaining, 
 
THE MYSTEHIOUS OCCUBREXCE IX PICCADILLY. lOO 
 
 inlorcsting details about tlio present abode of Sbakespearo 
 or Milton from intelligent and -well-informed five-o'clock 
 tea-tables. It had long been well known that the Pro- 
 fessor took a deep interest in haunted houses, considered 
 that the portents recorded by Livy must have something 
 in them, and declared himself unable to bo sceptical as to 
 facts wliich had convinced such great men as Tlato, Seneca, 
 and Samuel Johnson. But the table-turning was a now 
 fad, and wo noisy undergraduates occasionally amused 
 ourselves by getting up an amateur seance, in imitation of 
 tho Professor, and eliciting psychical truths, often couched 
 in a surprisingly slangy or even indecorous dialect, from 
 a very lively though painfully irreverent spirit, wlio dis- 
 coursed to us through the material intervention of a 
 rickety what-not. However, as the only mediums wo 
 emjiloyed were tho very unprofessional ones of two plain 
 decanters, respectively containing port and sherry, tho 
 Professor (who was a teetotaler, and who paid five guineas 
 a senncG for the services of that distinguished psychical 
 specialist, 13r, Grade) considered tho interesting results 
 wo obtained as wholly beneath the dignity of scientific 
 inquiry. lie even most unworthily endeavoured to stifio 
 research by gating us all ono evening when a materialized 
 spirit, assuming the outer form of the junior exhibitioner, 
 sang a comic song of the period in a loud voice with the 
 windows open, and accompanied itself noisily with a 
 psychical tattoo on the rickety what-not. Tho Professor 
 went so far as to observe sarcastically that our results 
 appeared to him to be rather spirituous than spiritual. 
 
 On May 11, 1873 (I will endeavour to rival tho Professor 
 in accuracy and preciseness), I got a short note from dear 
 Nora, dated from South Kensington, which I, too (thougli 
 not from psychical motives), have carefully preserved. I 
 will not publish it, however, either here or in tho Society's 
 Proceedings, for reasons which will probably be obvious 
 to any of my readers who happen ever to have been placed 
 
200 STPiAXGE STORIES. 
 
 ill similar circninstauccs tlioivisclves. DIscnGraonnpr tho 
 kernf'l of fact from tho irrelevant matter in which it was 
 jniljcddccl, I raav state that Xora wrote mo somewhat to 
 this eflect. She .was !j;oing next day to the Academy with 
 tho parents of scjmo schoolfellow; could I mana^^e to run 
 lip to town for tho day, p;o to the Academy myself, and 
 meet her "qnito accidentally, yon know, dear," iu tho 
 AVator-colour room abont half-past eleven? 
 
 This was ratlier awkward ; for next (Uiy, as it happened, 
 was precisely tho Professor's moriiinjj; for tho Herodotus 
 lecture ; hut circum^itances like mine at that moment 
 know no law. So I succeeded iu excusing myself from 
 attendance somehow or other (I hope trutlifally) and took 
 the nine a.m. express up to town. Shortly :ifter eleven I 
 was at the Academy, and waiting av.xiously for Xora's 
 arrival. That dear little hypocrite, tho moment she saw 
 mo approach, assumed such an inimitable air of infantile 
 surprise and innocent ])leasuro at my unexpected appear- 
 ance that I positively blushed for her wicked powers of 
 deception. 
 
 *' You here, Mr. IMansfield ! " she cried in a tone of the 
 most apparently unaffected astonishment, "why, I thought 
 it was full term time ; surely you ought to bo up at 
 Oriel." 
 
 *' So I am," I answered, " ofiicially ; but in my private 
 ca})acity I've come up for the day to look at the pictures." 
 "Oh, lirw nice!" said that shocking littlo Nora, with 
 a smile that was childlike and bland. '• Mr, Mansneld is 
 such a great critic, Mrs. AVorplcsdon ; ho knows all about 
 art, and artists, and so on. He'll bo able to tell us which 
 pictures wo ought to admire, you know, and which aren't 
 Avorth looking at. Mr. Worplesdon, let me introduce j'ou; 
 Mrs. Worplesdon — Miss Woridesdou. How very lucky 
 Avo should have happened to come across you, Mr. Mans- 
 iicld ! " 
 
 The Worplesdons fell immediately, like lambs, into the 
 
TITE MYSTERIOUS OCCURIlENCE IN PICCADILLY. 201 
 
 trap so infjjcnuouislv spread fur them. Indeed, I liavo 
 always noticed that ninety -nine per cent, of the British 
 public^ when turned into an art-gallery, are only too glad 
 to accept the opinion of anybody whatsoever, who is bold 
 enough to have one, and to express it openly. Having 
 thus been thru.st by Nora into the arduous position of 
 critic by appointment to tlie Worplesdon party, I delivered 
 myself ex cathedra forthwith upon the merits and dcmerita 
 ol' the entire c.\liibition; and I was so successful in my 
 critical views that I not only produced an inimenso 
 impression upon Mr. \Vor[)lesdon himself, but also 
 observed many ladies in the neighbourhood nudge one 
 another as they gazed intently backward and forward 
 between wall and catalogue, and heard tliem whisper 
 audibly among themselves, " A gentleman here says the 
 flesh tones on that shoulder are simply marvellous ; " or, 
 *' That artist in the tweed suit behind us thinks the care- 
 less painting of the ferns in the foreground quite unworthy 
 of such a colourist as Daubiton." So highly was my 
 criticism appreciated, in fact, that Mr. Worplesdon even 
 invited me to lunch with Isora and his part}' at a neigh- 
 bouring restaurant, where I spent the most delightful 
 hour I had passed for the last half-year, in the company 
 of that naughty mendacious little schemer. 
 
 About four o'clock, howevca*, the Worplesdons departed, 
 taking Nora with them to South Kensington; and I pre- 
 pared to walk back in the direction of Paddington, mean- 
 ing to catch an evening train, and return to Oxford. I 
 Avas strolling in a leisurely fashion along Piccadilly 
 towards the Park, and louking into all the photographers' 
 windows, when suddenly an awful apparition loomed upon 
 me — the Professor himself, coming round the corner from 
 Bond Street, folding up a new rhinoceros-handled umbrella 
 as he walked along. In a moment I felt that all was lost. 
 I was up in town without leave; the Professor would 
 certainly see me and recognize me ; he would ask mo how 
 
202 STRANGE STOPJES. 
 
 and why I had loft the University, contrary to rules : and 
 I must then either tell him the whole truth, which would 
 get Nora into a fearful scrape, or else run the risk of being 
 sent down in disgrace, which might prevent me from 
 taking a degree, and would at least cause my father and 
 mother an immense deal of unmerited trouble. 
 
 Like a flash of lightning, a wild idea shot instan- 
 taneously across my brain. Might I j)rctend to be my 
 own double? The Professor was profoundly superstitious 
 on the subject of wraiths, apparitions, ghosts, brain-waves, 
 and supernatural appearances generally ; if I could only 
 man-igo to impose upon him for a moment by doing some- 
 thing outrageously uncommon or eccentric, I might 
 succeed in stifling further inquiry by setting him from 
 the beginning on a false track which he was naturally 
 prone to follow. Before I had time to reflect upon the 
 consequences of my act, the wild idea had taken jiossessiou 
 of mo, body and soul, and had worked itself out in action 
 with all the rapidity of a mad impulse. I rushed frantic- 
 ally up to the Professor, with my eyes iixed in a vacant 
 stare on a point in space somewhere above the tops of the 
 chimney-pots : I waved my stick three times mysteriously 
 around his head; and then, without giving him time to 
 recover from his surprise or to address a single word to 
 me, I bolted off in a Ked Indian dance to the nearest 
 corner. 
 
 There was an hotel there, which I had often noticed 
 before, though I had never entered it ; and I rushed 
 wildly in, meaning to get out as best I could when the 
 Professor (who is very short-sighted) had passed on along 
 Piccadilly in search of me. But fortune, as usual, 
 favoured the bold. Luckily, it was a corner house, and, to 
 my surprise, I found when I got inside it, that the hall 
 opened both ways, with a door on to the side street. Th& 
 porter was looking away as I entered ; so I merely ran in 
 of one door and out of the other, never stopping till I met 
 
THE MYSTERIOUS OCCURIiEXCE IN FICCADILLY. 203 
 
 a hansom, into which I jumped and ordered the man to 
 drive to Paddington. I jiist caught tho 4.35 to Oxford, 
 and by a little over six o'clock I was in my own rooms at 
 Oriel. 
 
 It was very wrong of mc, indeed; I acknowledge it 
 now ; but tho whole thing had flashed across my under- 
 graduate mind so rapidly that I carried it out in a 
 moment, bofi^ro I could at all realize what a very foolish 
 act 1 was reallv committing. To take a rise out of tho 
 Professor, and to save Nora an angry interview, were tho 
 only ideas that occurred to mo at tho second : when I 
 began to reflect upon it afterwards, I was conscious that 
 I had really practised a very gross and wicked deception. 
 Uowever, there was no help for it now ; and as I rolled 
 along in tho train to Oxford, I felt that to save myself 
 and Nora from utter disgrace, I must carry tho plot out to 
 tho end without flinching. It then occurred to mo that a 
 double apparition would be more in accordance with all 
 recognized principles of psychical manifestation than a 
 single one. At Heading, therefore, I regret to say, I 
 bought a pencil, and a sheet of paper, and an envelope ; 
 and before I reached Oxford station, I had Avritten to tho 
 Professor what I now blush to acknowledge as a tissue of 
 shocking fables, in which I paralleled every particular of 
 my own behaviour to him by a similar imaginary piece 
 of behaviour on his part to me, only changing the scene 
 to Oxford. It was awfuUv wrong, I admit. At the time, 
 however, being j'et but little more than a schoolboy, after 
 all, I regarded it simply in the light of a capital practical 
 joke. I informed the Professor gravely how I had seen 
 him at four o'clock in the Corn Market, and how astonished 
 I was when I found him waving his green silk umbrella 
 three times wildly around my head. 
 
 The moment I arrived at Oxford, I dashed up to college 
 in a hansom, and got the Professor's address in Londort 
 from the porter. He had gone up to town for the night, it 
 
iOl tiTRAMU: STOIllES. 
 
 seemed, prol)al)ly to visit Nora, juid would not Ijo back in 
 college till the next morning. Then I rushed down to 
 tlie poHt-offico, where I was just in tiino (with an extra 
 fitamp) to catch tlio lust ])ost fur that night's delivery. 
 The moment the letter was in tlio box, I repented, and 
 began to fear I liad gone too far : and when I got back to 
 my own rooms at last, and went down late for dinner in 
 liall, I confess I trembled not a little, as to the possible 
 cft'ect of my quite too bold and palpable imposition. 
 
 Next morning by the second post I got a long letter 
 from the Professor, which completely relieved me from all 
 immediate anxiety as to liis interpretation of my conduct, 
 lie rose to the fly with a charming simplicity which 
 showed how delighted ho was at this personal confirma- 
 tion of all his own most cherished superstitions. "My 
 dear Mansfield," his letter began, " now hear what, at the 
 very selfsame hour and minute, happened to mo in Picca- 
 dilly." In fact, he had swallowed the whole thing entire, 
 Mithout a single moment's scepticism or hesitation. 
 
 From what I heard afterwards, it was indeed a lucky 
 thing for mo that I had; played him this shocking trick, 
 for Nora believes ho was then actually on his way to 
 South Kensington on purpose to forbid her most strin- 
 gently from holding any further communication with mo 
 in any way. But as soon as this mysterious event took 
 place, he began to change his mind about me altogether. 
 »So remarkable an apparition could not have happened 
 except for some good and weighty reason, he argued : and 
 he suspected that the reason might have something to do 
 with my intentions towards Nora. Why, when he was on 
 his way to warn her against me, should a vision, bearing 
 my outer and bodily shape, come straight across his path, 
 and by vehement signs of displeasure, endeavour to turn 
 him from his purpose, unless it were clearly well for Nora 
 that my attentions should not be discouraged ? 
 
 From that day forth the Professor began to ask me to 
 
THE MYSTERIOUS OCCUR RKSCE IN V ICC AD ILLY. '20.-» 
 
 his rooms iiiid aildross luo far more coidially tliun Ik^ usoil 
 to do ))cforc : ho oven, on tlio .strength of my singular 
 adventure, invited mo to assist at ouo or two of liis 
 psychical sifoirrs. Here, I must confess, I was not entirely 
 successful : tlio distinguished medium complained that I 
 exerted a repellent eft'eet upon the spirits, who seemed to 
 te hurt hy luy want of generous confidenco in their good, 
 intentions, ami hy my sus]ueious habit of keeping my eyes 
 too sharply fixed upon the? legs of the tables. Jle declared 
 that when I was present, an adverse influenco seemed to 
 pervade the room, due, a[>parently, to my painful lack of 
 spiritual sympathies. But the Professor condoned my 
 failure in the regular psychical lino, in consideration of my 
 brilliant success as a belioldcr of Avraiths and visions. 
 After I took my degree that summer, ho used all his 
 influenco to procure mo the post of keeper of the Accadian 
 Antiquitic s at the ]\luseum, for which my previous studies 
 had excellently fitted me : and by his friendly aid I was 
 enabled to obtain tlio post, though I regret to say that, in 
 spite of his credulity in supernatural matters, lie still 
 refuses to believe in tlio correctness of my conjectural 
 interpretation of the celebrated Amalckito cylinders im- 
 ported by Mr. Ananias, which I have deciphered in so 
 very simple and satisfactory a manner. As everybody 
 knows, my translation may bo regarded as perfectly 
 certain, if only one makes the very modest assumption 
 that the cylinders were originally engraved upside down 
 by an Aztec captive, who had learned broken Accadian, 
 with a bad accent, from a Chinese exile, and who occasion- 
 ally employed Egyptian hieroglyphics in incorrect senses, 
 to piece out his own very imperfect idiom and doubtful 
 spelling of the early Babylonian language. The solitary 
 real doubt in the matter is whether certain extraordinary 
 marks in the upper left-hand corner of the cylinder are 
 to be interpreted as accidental scratches, or as a picture 
 representing the triumph of a king over seven bound 
 
20G STUANGE STOltlES. 
 
 prisoners, or, finally, us un Accadiun sentence In cunei- 
 forraa wliieli may Lo translated either as "To tlio memory 
 of Om the Clreat," or else as " Pitlior the Hij;h Priest 
 tledicatcs a fat j^ooso to the family dinner on tlio 2r)tli of 
 the month of midwinter." Every candid and unprejudiced 
 mind must admit tliat these small discrepancies or altei'na- 
 tivcs in the opinions of experts can cast no doubt at all 
 upon the general soundness of the method employed. Hut 
 persons like the Professor, while ready to accept any 
 evidence at all where their own prepossessions are con- 
 cerned, can never be induced to believe such plain and 
 unvarnished statements of simple scientific knowledge. 
 
 However, the end of it all was that before I had been a 
 month at tho Museum, I had obtained the Pi-ofessor's 
 consent to my marriage with Nora: and as I had had 
 Nora's own consent long before, wo were duly joined 
 together in holy matrimony early in October at Oxford, 
 and came at once to live in Hampstead. So, as it tui-ned 
 out, I finally owed the sweetest and best little wife in all 
 Christendom to the my bterious occurrence in I'iccadilly. 
 
CARVALI/0, 
 I. 
 
 TiiH first time I over met Ernest Carvalho was just 
 before the regimental Janco at Newcastle. I had ridden 
 up the Port lioyal mountains that same morning from 
 our decaying sugar estate in the liiguanea plain, and I 
 was to stop in cantonments with the 3Iajor's wife, fat 
 little Mrs. Vrnn, who had promised my mother that she 
 would undertake to rJia2)cron mo to this my earliest 
 military party. I won't deny that I looked forward to 
 it immensely, for I was llien a girl of only eighteen, 
 fresh out from school in England, where I had been living 
 away from our family ever since I was twelve years old. 
 Dear mamma was a Jamaican lady of the old school, 
 completely overpowered by the ingrained West Indian 
 indolence ; and if I had waited to go to a dance till I 
 could get her to accompany me, 1 might have waited 
 till Doomsday, or probably later. So 1 was glad enough 
 to accept fat little Mrs. W'un's proffered protection, and 
 to go up the hills on my sure-footed mountain pony ; 
 while Isaac, the black stable-boy, ran up behind me 
 carrying on his thick head the small portmanteau that 
 contained my plain white ball-dress. 
 
 As I went up the steep mountain-path alone — for ladies 
 ride only with such an unmounted domestic escort in 
 Jamaica — I happened to overtake a tall gentleman with a 
 
208 STUAXai: STOliJES. 
 
 hantlsomo rathor Jewish faoo mid a pair of cxtrntnoly 
 lustrons Mack eyes, who was iiiountoil on a hcaniifiil 
 chcKtnut mare jiiHt in iVoiit of me. Tho li()i'so-})atlis in 
 the Port It(jyal mountains are very narrow, l)ein;^ mero 
 zipi'/ag le(l;j;cs cut half-way n\) tlio preeipitotis j^reen skipcs 
 of fern and elub-moss, k) that there is s(d(h)ni room for 
 two horses to pass al»reast, and it is necessary to wait al 
 somo convenient cornei- whenever you see another rider 
 coniinj^ in the opposite direction. At tho first opportunity 
 the tall Jowish-lookiuj; gentleman drew aside in such a 
 a corner, and waited for mo to pass. " I'ray don't wait," 
 I said, as soon as I saw what he meant ; •" your horso will 
 get up faster than my pony, and if I go in front I shall 
 keep you l;)ack unnecessarily." 
 
 " Not at all," ho answered, raising his hat gracefully ; 
 *'you aro a stranger in the hills, I see. It is tho rulo of 
 these mountain-paths always to givo a lady tho lead. If 
 I go first and my maro breaks into a canter on a bit 
 of level, your pony will try to catch her up on the stcej) 
 slopes, and that is always dangerous." 
 
 Seeing ho did not intend to move till T did, I waived 
 tho point at last and took the lead. From that moment I 
 don't know what on earth came over my la/.y old pony. 
 Ho refused to go at more than a walk, or at best a jog-trot, 
 the whole way to Newcastle. Now the rise from the 
 plain to tho cantonments is about four thousand feet, 
 I think (I am a dreadfully bad hand at remembering 
 figures), and tho distance can't bo much less, I suppose, 
 than seven miles. During all that time 3'ou never seo 
 a soul, except a few negro pickaninnies playing in tho 
 dustheaps, not a human habitation, except a, few huts 
 embowered in mangoes, hibiscus-bushes, and tree-ferns. 
 At first wo kept a decorous silence, not having been in- 
 troduced to one another ; but the stranger's maro followed 
 close at my pony's heels, pull her in as he would, and 
 it seemed really too ridiculous to bo solemnly pacing 
 
CMiVALIlO. 20a 
 
 after ono another, siiif;le file, in tliis -\v;iy for a mujilo <»f 
 huuni, without Hjieakiupj a -word, out of puro jtunctilions- 
 ncH.s. So at last wo hroko tho ice, and hm^ bcfoio wo 
 ^nt to Newcastle wo had struck up (|uite an ac(iuaint- 
 anco with ono another. It is wonderful how well tw(> 
 people can get mutually known in the courno of two 
 hours' tiUc-h-trtOf especially under such peculiar circuni. 
 stances. You are just near enough to one another for 
 friendly chat, and yet not too near for casual strangers. 
 And then Isaac with tho portnuuiteau hehind was (|uito 
 siifiicicnt escort to satisfy the cunveudnrcs. In England, 
 one's groom would have to bo mounted, which always 
 seems to mo, in my simi)licity, a distinction without a 
 din'erenco. 
 
 ]\[r. Carvalho was on his way up to Newcastle on tho 
 same 'errand as myself, to go to the dance, lie might 
 have been twenty, I suppose; and, to a girl of eighteen, 
 boys of twenty seem quite men already. Ho was a clerk 
 in a Government Oftico in Kingston, and w^as going to stop 
 with a sul) at Newcastle for a w^eek or two, on leave. I 
 did not know much about men in those days, but I needed 
 little knowledge of tho subject to tell mo that Ernest 
 Carvalho was decidedly clever. As soon as tho first chill 
 woro olf our conversation, he kept mo amused tho whole 
 Avay by his bright sketchy talk about tho petty dignitaries 
 of a colonial capital. There was his Excellency for tho 
 time being, and thero was the Eight Reverend of that 
 daj', and thero was tho Jlonourablo Colonial Secretary, 
 and there was tho Ilonourablo Director of Eoads, and 
 there wero a number of other assorted ITonourables, whoso 
 queer little peculiarities ho hit off dexterously in tho 
 quaintest manner. Not that there was any unkindly 
 satire in his brilliant conversation ; on tho contrary, he 
 evidently liked most of tho men ho talked about, and 
 seemed only to read and realize their characters so 
 thoroughly that they spoke for themselves in his dra- 
 
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210 STRANGE STOItlES. 
 
 matic anecdotes. IIo appeared to mo a more genial copy 
 of Thackeray in a colonial society, with all the sting 
 gone, and only tlio skilful delineation of men and women 
 loft. I had never met anyl)ody before, and I have never 
 met anybody since, who struck mo so instantaneously with 
 the idea of innate genius as Ernest Carvalho. 
 
 " You have been in England, of course," I said, as we 
 were nearing Newcastle. 
 
 " No, never," ho answered ; " I am a Jamaican born 
 and bred, I have never been out of the island," 
 
 I was surprised, for he seemed so different from any of 
 the young planters I had met at our house, most of whom 
 had never oj)ened a book, apparently, in the course of 
 their lives, while Mr. Carvalho's talk was full of indefinite 
 literary flavour. " Whe^'o were you educated, then ? " I 
 asked. 
 
 *' I never was educated anywhere," he answered, laughing. 
 " I went to a small school at Port Antonio during my 
 father's life, but for the most part I have picked up 
 whatever I know (and that's not much) wholly by 
 myself. Of course French, like reading and writing, 
 comes by nature, and I got enough Sjpanish to dip into 
 Cervantes from the (Juban refugees. Latin one has to 
 grind up out of books, naturally; an.1 as for Greek, I'm 
 sorry to say I know very little, though, of course, I 
 can spell out Homer a bit, and even iEschylus. But 
 my hobby is natural science, and there a fellow has to 
 make his own way here, for hardly anything has been 
 done at the beasts and the flowers in the West Indies 
 yet. But if I live, I mean to work them up in time, 
 and I've made a fair beginning already." 
 
 This reasonable list of accomplishments, given modestly, 
 not boastfully, by a young man of twenty, wholly self- 
 taught, fairly took my breath away. I was inspired at 
 once with a secret admiration for Mr. Carvalho. He 
 was so handsome and so clever that I think I was half- 
 
CARVALnO. 211 
 
 inclined to fall in lovo with him at first sight. To say 
 tho truth, I believe almost all love is love at first sight; 
 and for my own part, I wouldn't give you a thank-you for 
 any other kind. 
 
 " Here we must part," he said, as wo reached a fork in 
 the narrow path just outside the steep hog's hack on which 
 Newcastle stands, " unless you will allow me to see you 
 safely as far as Mrs. A'enn's. The path tt) the right leads 
 to the Major's quarters ; this on tho left takes me to my 
 friend Cameron's hut. May I see you to tho Major's 
 door?" 
 
 " Xo, thank you," I answered decidedly ; " Isaac is 
 escort Ciiough. Vie shall meet again this evening." 
 
 " Perhaps then," he suggested, " I may have tho pleasure 
 of a dance with you. Of course it's (piite irregular of mo 
 to ask you now, hut wo shall be formally introduced no 
 doubt to-night, and I'm afraid if you lunch at tho Venus' 
 your card will be filled up by the 99th men before I can 
 edge myself in anywhere for a dance. Will you allow 
 me?" 
 
 "Certainly," I said; "what shall it be? Tho first 
 waltz?" 
 
 " You are very kind," he answered, taking out a pencil. 
 ^' You know my name — Carvalho ; what may I put down 
 for yours? I haven't heard it yet." 
 
 " Miss Ilazleden," I replied, " of Palmettos." 
 
 Mr. Carvalho gave a little start of surprise. " Miss 
 Ilazleden of Palmettos," he said half to himself, with 
 a rather pained expression. " Miss Ilazleden ! Then, 
 perhaps, I'd better — well, why not? why not, indeed? 
 Palmettos — Yes, I will." Turning to mo, he said, louder, 
 *' Thank yon ; till this evening, then ; " and, raising his 
 hat, he hurried sharply round tho corner of the hill. 
 
 What was there in my name, I wondered, which mado 
 him so evidently hesitate and falter ? 
 
 Fat little Mrs. Venn was very kind, and not a very 
 
212 STJiANGi: SrOlilES. 
 
 strict cliapcron, Liit I judged it best not to mention to lier 
 this romantic episode of the handsome stranger. How- 
 ever, during the course of lunch, I ventured casually to 
 ask her husband whether he knew of any family in. 
 Jamaica of the name of Carvalho. 
 
 " Carvalho," answered the Major, " bless my soul, yes. 
 Old settled family in the island ; Jews ; live down Savan- 
 nali-la-Mar way; been hero ever since the Spanish time; 
 doocid clever fellows, too, and. rich, most of them." 
 
 "Jews," I thought; "ah, yes, Mr. Carvalho had a very 
 handsome Jewish typo of face and dark eyes; but, why, 
 yes, surely 1 heard him speak several times of having 
 been to church, and once of the Cathedral at Spanish 
 Town. This was curious." 
 
 "Are any of them Christians?" I asked again. 
 
 " Not a man," answered the Major ; " nut a man, my 
 dear. Good old Jewish family ; Jews in Jamaica never 
 turn Christians ; nothing to gain by it." 
 
 Tlio dance took place in the big moss-room, looking out 
 on the fan-palms and tree-ferns of the regimental garden. 
 It was a lovely tropical night, moonlight of course, for all 
 Jamaican entertainments are given at full moon, so as to 
 let the people who ride from a distance get to and fro 
 safely over the breakneck mou\itain horse-paths. The 
 windows, wliich oi)en down to the ground, were flung wide 
 for the sake of ventilation ; and thus the terrace and garden 
 were made into a sort of vestibulo where partners might 
 promenade and cool themselves among the tropical flowers 
 after the heat of dancing. And yet, I don't know how it 
 is, though the climate is so hot in Jamaica, I never danced 
 anywhere so much or felt the heat so little oppressive. 
 
 Before the first waltz, Mr. Carvalho came up, accompanied 
 by my old friend Dr. AVade, and was properly introduced 
 to me. By that time my card was pretty full, for of course 
 I was a belle in those days, and being just fresh out from 
 England was rather run after. But I will confess that 
 
CARVALIIO. 2I:T 
 
 I had taken the liberty of filling in three later waltzes 
 (unasked) with Mr. Carvalho's name, fm' I know by his 
 very look that he could wiiUt; divinely, and I do love a 
 good partner. lie did wait/ divinely, but at the end of 
 the dance I was really afraid ho didn't mean to ask me 
 again. When he did, a little hesitatingly, 1 said I had 
 still three vacancies, and found he had not yet asked any- 
 body else. I enjoyed those four dances more than any 
 others that evening, the more so, perliaps, as I saw my 
 cousin, Harry Verner of Agualta, was dying with jeah^isy 
 because I danced so much with jMr. Carvalho. 
 
 I must just say a word or two about Harry Verner. IIo 
 was a planter j>ur saiKj, and Agualta was one of the few 
 really flourishing sugar estates then left on tlie island. 
 Harry w^as, therefore, naturally regarded as rather a 
 catch ; but, for my part, I could never caro for any nui'i 
 who has only three subjects of conversation — hiniself, 
 vacuum-pan sugar, and the wickedness of the French 
 bounty system, which keeps the poor planter out of his 
 own. So I danced away with ^Mr. Carvalho, partly 
 because I liked him just a little, you know, but partly, 
 also, I will frankly admit, because 1 saw it annoyed Harry 
 Verner. 
 
 At the end of our fourth dance, I was strolling witli 
 Mr. Carvalho among the great bushy poinsettias and 
 plumbagos on the terrace, under the beautiful soft green 
 light of that tropical moon, when Harry Verner came from 
 one of the windows directly upon us. " I suppose you've 
 forgotten, Edith," he said, " that you're engaged to me for 
 the next lancers. Mr. (Jarvalho, I kncjvv you are to dance 
 with Miss AVade ; hadn't you better go and look for your 
 partner ? " 
 
 He spoke pointedly, almost rudely, and Mr. Carvalho 
 took the hint at once. As soon as he was gone, Harry 
 turned round to ine fiercely and said in a low angry voice, 
 " You shall not dance this lancers, you shall sit it out with 
 
214 STRAXGE STORIES. 
 
 mo here in the garden ; como over to the seat in the far 
 corner." 
 
 Ho led mo resistlcssly to tho seat, away from the noiso 
 of tho re<;iraental band and the dancers, and then sat him- 
 self down at the far end from me, like a great surly bear 
 that ho was. 
 
 '* A pretty fool yon'vo been making of yourself to-night, 
 Edith," ho said in a tone of suppressed anger, " with that 
 fellow Carvalho. Do you know who he is, miss? Do 
 you know who he is ? " 
 
 " No," I answered faintly, fearing ho was going to assure 
 mo tliat my clever new acquaintance was a notorious 
 swindler or a runaway ticket-of-leave man. 
 
 " Well, then, I'll tell you," he cried angrily. " I'll tell 
 you. He's a coloured man, miss ! that's what ho is." 
 
 " A coloured man ? " I exclaimed in surprise ; ♦' why, 
 he's as white as you and I are, every bit as white, Harry." 
 
 *' So ho may bo, to look at," answered my cousin; "but 
 a brown man's a brown man, all the same, however much 
 white blood lie may have in him ; you can never breed 
 the nigger out. Confound his impudence, asking you to 
 dance four times witli him in a single evening ! You, 
 too, of all girls in the island ! Confound his impudence ! 
 Why, his mother was a slave girl once on Palmettos 
 estate ! " 
 
 " Oh, Harry, you don't mean to say so," I cried, for I 
 was West Indian enough in my feelings to have a certain 
 innate horror of coloured blood, and I was really shocked 
 to think I had been so imprudent as to dance four times 
 with a brown man. 
 
 "Yes, I do mean it, miss," he answered ; " an octaroon 
 slave girl, and Carvallio's her son by old Jacob Carvalho, 
 a Jew merchant at the back of the island, who was fool 
 enough to go and actually marry her. So now you seo 
 what a pretty mess you've gone and been and made of it. 
 We shall have it all over Kingston to-morrow, I suppose, 
 
CARVALIIO. 
 
 215 
 
 that Miss Hazlcden, a Ilazleclen and a Verner, has been 
 flirting violently with a bit of coloured scum off her own 
 grandfather's estate at Palmettos. A nice thing for the 
 family, indeed ! " 
 
 " But, Harry," I said, pleading, " he's such a perfect 
 gentleman in his manners and conversation, so very much 
 superior to a great many Jamaican young men." 
 
 •' Hang it all, miss," said Ilarrj'- — ho used a stronger 
 expression, for ho was not particular about swearing 
 before ladies, but I won't transcribe all his oaths — " hang- 
 it all, that's the way of you girls wlio have been to Eng- 
 land. If I had fifty daughters I'd never send one of 'em 
 home, not I. You go over there, and you get enlightened, 
 as you call it, and you learn a lot of radical fal-lal about 
 equality and a-man-and-a-brother, and all that humbug ; 
 and then you come back and despise your own people, who 
 are gentlemen and the sons of gentlemen for fifty genera- 
 tions, from the good old slavery days onward. I wish wo 
 had them here again, I do, and I'd tie up that fellow Car- 
 valho to a horse-post and flog him with a cow-hide within 
 an inch of his life." 
 
 I was too much accustomed to Harry's manners to make 
 any protest against this vigorous suggestion of reprisals. 
 I took his arm quietly. " Let us go back into the ball- 
 room, Harry," I said as persuasively as I was able, for I 
 loathed the man in my heart, " and for heaven's sake don't 
 make a scene about it. If there is anything on earth I 
 detest, it's scenes." 
 
 Next morning I felt rather feverish, and dear fat littlo 
 Mrs. Venn was quite frightened about me. " If you go 
 down again to Liguanea with this fever on you, my dear," 
 she said, "you'll get yellow Jack as soon as you are home 
 again. Better write and ask your mamma to let you stop 
 a fortnight with us here." 
 
 I consented, readily enough, for, of course, no girl of 
 eighteen ever in her heart objects to military society, and 
 
2IG STRANGE STOIilES. 
 
 the 99th wcro really very pleasant well-intentioned younpj 
 Ibllows. But I made up my mind that if I stayed I would 
 take particular caro to yuo no more of Mr. Carvallio. lie 
 was very clover, very fascinating, very nice, hut tlien — 
 ho was a brown man ! Tliat was a bar tiiat no West 
 Indian }.!;iil could ever be expected to get over. 
 
 As ill-luck wonld have it, however — I write as I then 
 felt — about three days after, Mrs. Venn said to me, '' I'vo 
 invited Mr. Cameron, one of our siib-lieutonants, to dine 
 this evening, and I've had to invito his guest, young 
 Carvallio, as well. By the w'ay, Edie, if I were you, I 
 Avouldn't talk qnite so ninch as you did the other evening 
 to Mr. Carvallio. You know, dear, though ho doesn't 
 look it, he's a broAvn man." 
 
 •' I didn't know it," I answered, " till the end of the 
 evening, and then llariy Verner told mo. I wouldn't 
 have danced with him more than once if I'd known it." 
 
 *' Wonderful how that young fellow has managed to 
 edge himself into society," said the major, looking np from 
 his book ; " devilish odd. Son of old Jacob Carvallio : 
 Jacob left him all his coin, not very much ; picked up his 
 ABC somewhere or other ; got into Government service ; 
 asked to Governor's dances ; goes everywhere now. Can't 
 understand it." 
 
 " Well, my dear," says Mrs. Venn, " why do we ask him 
 ourselves ? " 
 
 "Because we can't help it," says the major, testily. 
 " Cameron goes and picks him uj) ; ought to be in the 
 Engineers, Cameron; too doocid clever for the line and 
 for this regiment. Always picks up some astronomer 
 fellow, or some botanist fellow, or some fellow who under- 
 stands fortification or something. Competitive examina- 
 tion's ruin of the service. Get all sorts of people into the 
 regiment now. Believe Cameron himself lives upon his 
 pay almost, hanged if I don't." 
 
 That evening, Mr. Carvalho came, and I liked him better 
 
 m.: 
 
CARVALnO. 217 
 
 than ever. ^Ir. Cameron, who was a l)rother botanist 
 and a nice ingennous young Ilighhinder, nuido liim bring 
 his portfolio of Jamaica ferns and flowers, the loveliest 
 things I ever saw — dried specimens and water-colour 
 .sketches to accompany them of the plants themselves as 
 they grew naturally, lie told us all about them so 
 enthusiastically, and of how he used to employ almost all 
 his holidays in the mountains hunting for specimens. 
 " I'm afraid the fellows at the office think mo a dreadful 
 muff for it," ho said, " but I can't help it, it's born in me. 
 My mother is a descendant of Sir Hans Sloane's, who 
 lived here for several years — the founder of the British 
 3Iuseum, you know — and all her family have always had 
 a taste for bush, as the negroes call it. You knovv, a 
 good many mulatto people have the blood of able English 
 families in their veins, and that accounts, I believe, for 
 their usual high average of general intelligence." 
 
 I was surprised to hear him speak so unaffectedly of his 
 ancestry on the wrong side of the house, for most light 
 coloured jicoplo studiously avoid any reference to their 
 .social disabilities. I liked him all the better, however, for 
 • he perfect frankness with which he said it. If only ho 
 hadn't been a brown man, now ! But there, you can't get 
 over those fundamental race prejudices. 
 
 Next morning, as the Major and I were out riding, we 
 •oame again across Mr. Cameron and Mr. Carvalho. Fate 
 really seemed determined to throw us together. We were 
 going to the Fern Walk to gather gold and silver ferns, 
 and Mr. Carvalho was bound in the same direction, to 
 look for some rare hill-top flowers. At the Walk we dis- 
 mounted, and, while the two officers went hunting about 
 among the bush, Mr. Carvalho and I sat for a while upon 
 Mi big rock in the shade of a mountain palm. The con- 
 versation happened to come round to somewhat the same 
 turn as it had taken the last evening. 
 
 " Yes," said Mr Carvalho, in answer to a question of 
 
218 STItANGE STOIIIES. 
 
 luino, "I do think that muhittos and quadroons arc gener- 
 ally cleverer than the average run of white people. You 
 see, mixture of race evidently tends to increase the total 
 amount of brain power. There are pecsuliar gains of brain 
 on the one side, and other peculiar gains, however small, 
 on the other ; and tlie mixture, I fancy, tends to preserve 
 or increase both. That is why the descendants of Hugue- 
 nots in England, and the descendants of Italians in France, 
 show generally such great ability." 
 
 " Then you yourself ought to bo an example," I said, 
 " for your name seems to be Spanish or rortuguese." 
 
 " Spanish and Jewish," he answered, laugliing, " though 
 I didn't niean to give a side-puff to myself. Yes, I am of 
 very mixed race indeed. On my father's side I am Jewish, 
 though of course the Jews acknowledge nobody who isn't 
 a pure-blooded descendant of Abraham in both lines ; and 
 for that reason I have been brought up a Christian. On 
 my mother's side I am partly negro, partly English, partly 
 Haitian French, and, through the Sloanes, partly Dutcli 
 as well. So you see I am a very fair mixture." 
 
 "And that accounts," I said, "for your being so. 
 clever." 
 
 He blushed and bowed a little demure bow, but said 
 nothing. 
 
 It's no use fighting against fate, and during all that 
 fortnight I did nothing but run up against Mr. Carvalho. 
 Wherever I went, he was sure to be; wherever I wa» 
 invited, he was invited to meet me. The fact is, I had 
 somehow acquired the reputation of being a clever girl, 
 and, as Mr. Cameron was by common consent the clever 
 man of his regiment, it was considered proper that ho 
 (and by inference his guest) should be always asked to 
 entertain me. The more I saw of Mr. Carvalho the better 
 I liked him. He was so clever, and yet so simple and 
 unassuming, that one couldn't help admiring and sympa- 
 thizing with him. Indeed, if he hadn't been a brown 
 
CATtVALIIO. 219 
 
 man, 1 almost think I should have fallen in lovo witli him 
 outright. 
 
 At tho end of a fortnight I wont back to Palniottos. 
 A few (lays after, who should come to call hut old General 
 Farquhar, and with him, of all men in tho world, Mr. Car- 
 vallio I Mamma was furious. She managed to bo frigidly- 
 polite as long as they stopi)ed, but when they were gono 
 slie went off at once into one of her worst nervous crisise.s 
 (that's not tho regular plural, I'm sure, but no matter). 
 " I knoAv his mother when she was a slave of your grand- 
 fjither's," sho said ; " an upstanding proud octaroon girl, 
 who thought herself too good for her place because sho 
 was nearly a white woman. She left tho estate imme- 
 diately after that horrid emancipation, to keep a school of 
 brown girls in Kingston. And then sho had the insolence 
 to go and get actually married at church to old Jacob 
 Carvalho! Just like those brown people. Their grand- 
 mothers never married." For poor mamma always made it 
 a subject of reproach against tho respectable coloured folk 
 that they tried to live more decently and properly than 
 their ancestors used to do in slavery times. 
 
 Mr. Carvalho never came to Palmettos again, but when- 
 ever I went to Kingston to dances I met him, and in spito 
 of mamma I talked to him too. Ono day I went over to 
 a ball at Government House, and there I saw both hin\ 
 and Harry Verner. For the first time in my life I had 
 two proposals made me, and on the same night. Harry 
 Vomer's came first. 
 
 " Edie," he said to me, between the dances, as we were 
 strolling out in the gardens, West Indian fashion, " I 
 often think Agualta is rather lonely. It wants a lady to 
 look after the house, while I'm down looking after the 
 cane pieces. We made the best return in sugar of any 
 estate on the island, last year, you know ; but a man can't 
 subsist entirely on sugar. He wants sympathy and 
 intellectual companionship." (This was quite an efibrt 
 
220 STJiAXGE STOlilJJJ. 
 
 for Ilany.) "Now, I've not Loon in a hnriy to get 
 married. I've waited till I could find some one whom I 
 could thoroughly respect and admire as well a.s love. 
 I've looked at all the girls in Jamaica, before making 
 my choice, and I've determined not to be guided by 
 monetary considerations or any otlior considerations 
 except those of the affections and of real undorlyino- 
 goodness and intellect. I feel that you are the one girl 
 1 have met who is far and away ni}' superior in evoiythiuo- 
 worth living for, Edie ; and I'm going to ask you whether 
 you will make me proud and happy for ever by becomiu*'- 
 the mistress of Agualta." 
 
 I felt that Harry was really conceding so very much to 
 me, and honouring me so greatly by offering me a life 
 partnership in that flourishing sugar-estate, that it really 
 Avent to my heart to have to refuse him. But I told him 
 plainly I could not marry him because i did not love him. 
 Harry seemed quite surprised at my refusal, but answered 
 politely that perhaps I might learn to love him hereafter, 
 that ho would not be so foolish as to press me further now, 
 and that he would do his best to deserve my love in future. 
 And v*^ith that little speech he led me back to the ball- 
 room, and handed me over to my next partner. 
 
 Later on in the evening, Mr. Carvalho too, with an 
 earnest look in his handsome dark eyes, asked leave to take 
 me for a few turns in the garden. We sat down on a 
 bench under the great mango tree, and he began to talk 
 to me in a graver fashion than usual. 
 
 " Your mother was annoyed, I fear. Miss Hazleden," he 
 said, " that I should call at Palmettos." 
 
 " To tell you the truth," I answered, " I think she was." 
 
 " I was afraid she would be — I knew she would be, in 
 fact ; and for that very reason I hesitated to do it, as I 
 hesitated to dance with you the first time I met you, as 
 soon as I knew who you really were. But I felt I ought 
 to face it out. You know by this time, no doubt, Miss 
 
CAIIVALIIO. 221 
 
 Ha/lcdcn, tli<at my iiiotlior was oiico a slavo on your 
 grfiiull'.iilicr's ostato. Xoav, it is a theory of mine — a 
 little (juixotic, perliaps, but still a theory of mine — tliat 
 the guilt and the nhamo of slavery lay with the slave- 
 owners (ft)rgive mo if I mnst needs speak against yonr 
 own class), and not with the slaves or their descendants. 
 Wo havo nothing on oarth to bo ashamed of. Thinking 
 thns, I felt it incnmbont npon mo to call at Palmettos, 
 partly in defence of my general principles, and partly also 
 becanso 1 wished to sec whether yon shared yonr mother's 
 ideas on that subject." 
 
 '' You wero quite right in what you did, Mr. Carvalho," 
 I answered ; " and I respect you for the boldness with 
 which yon cling to what you think yonr duty." 
 
 " Thank you, Miss Ilazleden," he answered, "you aro 
 very kind. Now, I wish to speak to you about another 
 and more serious (piestion. Forgive my talking about 
 myself for a moment ; I feel sure you havo kindly inter- 
 ested yourself in me a little. I too am proud of my birth, 
 in my way, for I am the son of an honest able man and of 
 a tender true woman. 1 come on one side from the oldest 
 and greatest among civilized races, the Jews ; and on 
 the other side from many energetic English, French, and 
 Dutch families \vhoso blood I am vain enough to prize as 
 a precious inheritance even though it came to uio through 
 the veins of an octaroon girl. I have lately arrived at the 
 conclusion that it is not well for mo to remain in Jamaica. 
 I cannot bear to live in a society which will not receive 
 my dear mother on the same terms as it receives me, and 
 will not receive either of us on the same terms as it 
 receives other peo})le. We aro not rich, but wo aro well 
 enough oif to go to live in England; and to England 1 
 mean soon to go." 
 
 " I am glad and sorry to hear it," I said. " Glad, 
 because I am sure it is the best thing for your own happi- 
 ness, and the best opening for your great talents ; sorry, 
 
222 STJUNGE STOIUi:^. 
 
 because tlicro arc not many people in Jamaica avIioso 
 society I shall miiss so mucli." 
 
 *' What you tsay enct)uragGs mo to venture a little 
 further. When I get to Eiighind, I intend to go to 
 Cambridge, and take a degree tlierc, so as to put myself 
 on an equality with other educated people. Now, Miss 
 Ilazleden, I am going to ask you something which is so 
 great a thing to ask that it makes my lieart tremble to 
 ask it. I know no man on earth, least of all myself, dare 
 think liimsolf fit for you, or dare plead liis own cause 
 before you without feeling his own unworthiness and 
 pettiness of soul beside you. Yet just because I know 
 how infinitely better and nobler and higher you are tlian 
 I am, 1 cannot resist trying, just once, whether I may not 
 hope that perhaps you will consider my appeal, and count 
 my earnestness to me for righteousness. I have watched you 
 and listened to you and admired you till in spite of myself 
 I have not been able to refrain from loving you. T know 
 it is madness ; I know it is yearning after the unattain- 
 able ; but I cannot help it. Oh, don't answer me too 
 soon and crush me, but consider whether perhaps in the 
 future you might not somehow at some time think it 
 possible." 
 
 He leaned forward towards me in a supplicating atti- 
 tude. At that moment I loved him witli all the force 
 of my nature. Yet I dared not say so. The spectre of 
 the race-j)rejudico rose instinctively like a dividing wall 
 between my heart and my lips. " Mr. Carvalho," I 
 said, " take mo back to my seat. You inust not talk so, 
 please." 
 
 " One minute, Miss Hazledcn," he went on joassionately ; 
 " one minnte, and then I will be silent for ever. Remember, 
 wo might live in England, far away from all these un- 
 meaning barriers. I do not ask you to take me now, and 
 as I am ; I will do all I can to make myself more worthy 
 of you. Only let me hope ; don't answer me no without 
 
CAliVALIIO. 223 
 
 corihideriii^ it. I know liow littlo I doscrvc sncli liappi- 
 ness; but if you will take mo, I will live all my lifo lor 
 no other purpose than to make you seo that I am striving 
 to show myself grateful for your love. Oh, 3Iiss Ila/.leileu, 
 do listen to mo." 
 
 I felt that in another moment I should yield; T could 
 liavc seized his outstretched hands then, and t(dd him that 
 I loved him, hut I dared not. '• jMr. Carvalho," I said, 
 "let us go hack now. I will write to you to-morrow." lie 
 gave mo his arm with a deep breath, and we went back 
 slowly to the music. 
 
 " Edith," said my mother sharply, when I got liome 
 that night, " Harry has been here, and 1 know two things. 
 ]Io has proposed to you and you have refused him, I'm 
 certain of that ; and the other thing is, that young 
 Carvalho has been insolent enough to make you an offer." 
 
 1 said nothing. 
 
 *' What did you answer him ? " 
 
 " That I would reply by letter." 
 
 " Sit down, then, and write as I tell you." 
 
 I sat down mechanically. Mamma l)egan dictating. I 
 cried as I wrote, but I wrote it. I know now how very 
 shameful and wrong it was of me ; but I was only eighteen, 
 and I was accustomed to do as mamma told mo in every- 
 thing. She had a terrible will, you know, and a terrible 
 temper. 
 
 " ' Dear Mr. Carvalho ' (you'd better begin so, or he'll 
 know I dictated it), — ' I was too much surprised at your 
 strange conduct last night to give you an answer inmiedi- 
 ately. On thinking it over, I can only say I am astonished 
 you should have supposed such a thing as you suggested 
 lay within the bounds of possibility. In future, it will bo 
 well that we should avoid one another. Our spheres aro 
 different. Pray do not repeat your mistake of last even- 
 ing. — Yours truly, E. Ilazledcu.' Have you put all that 
 down ? " 
 
5^24 STIUKGE STOlllES. 
 
 "Mamma," I cried, " it is abominable. It isn't true. 
 I can't sign it," 
 
 " Sign it," said my niotlior, briefly. 
 
 I took the pen and did so. " You will break my heart, 
 mamma," I said. "You will break my heart and kill 
 me." 
 
 " It shall go first thing to-morrow," said my motlicr, 
 taking no notice of my worels. " And now, Edith, you 
 shall marry Harry Vomer." 
 
 II. 
 
 Seven years are a large slice out of one's life, and the 
 seven years spent in fighting poor dear mamma over that 
 fixed project were not happy ones. But on that point 
 nothing on earth would bend me. I would not marry Harry 
 Verner. At last, after poor mamma's sudden death, I 
 thought it best to sell the remnant of the estate for what 
 it would fetch, and go back to England. I was twenty- 
 five then, and had slowly learnt to have a will of my own 
 meanwhile. But during all that time I hardly ever heard 
 again of Ernest Carvalho. Onco or twice, indeed, I was 
 told he had taken a distinguished place at Cambridge, and 
 had gone to the bar in the Temple ; but that was all. 
 
 A month or two after my return to London my aunt 
 Emily (who m^is not one of the West Indian side of the 
 house) managed to get me an invitation to Mrs. Bouverio 
 Barton's. Of course you know ]\[rs. Bouverie Barton, the 
 famous novelist, whoso books everybody talks about. 
 Well, Mrs. Barton lives in Eaton Place, and gives charming 
 Thursday evening receptions, which are the recognized 
 rendezvous of all literary and artistic London. If there is a 
 celebrity in town., from Paris or Vienna, Timbuctoo or the 
 
CARVALIIO. 225 
 
 South Sea Islands, you arc snrc to meet him in the little 
 back drawing-room at Eaton riaco. The music there is 
 always of the best, and the conversation of the cleverest. 
 But what pleased me most on that occasion was the fact 
 that Mr. Gerard Llewellyn, the author of that singular 
 book "Peter Martindale," was to be the lionof the party on 
 this particular Thursday. I had just been reading " Peter 
 Martindale" — who had not, that season? for it was the rago 
 of the daj' — and I had never read any novel before whicli 
 so impressed rac by its weird power, its philosophical 
 insight, and its transparent depth of moral earnestness. 
 So I was naturally very much pleased at the prospect of 
 seeing and meeting so famous a man as Mr. Gerard 
 Llewellyn. 
 
 AVhon we entered IMrs. P)Ouverio Barton's handsome 
 rooms, wo saw a great crowd of people whom even the 
 most unobservant stranger would instantly have recog- 
 nized as out of the common run. There was the hostess 
 herself, with her kindly smilo and her friendly good- 
 humoured manner, hardly, if at all, concealing the pro- 
 found intellectual strength that lay latent in her calm 
 grey eyes. There were artistic artists and rugged artists ; 
 satirical novelists and gay novelists ; heavy professors 
 and deep professors — evcrj' possible representative of 
 " literature, science, and art." At first, I was put off with 
 introductions to young poetasters, and gentlemen with an 
 interest in cuneiform inscriptions; but I had quite made 
 up my mind to get a talk with Mr. Gerard IJewellyn ; 
 and to ]Mr. Gerard Llewellyn our hostess at last promised 
 to introduce me. She crossed +he room in search of liin\ 
 near the big fireplace. 
 
 A tall, handsome young man, with long moustache and 
 beard, and piercing black eyes, stood somewhat listlessly 
 leaning against the mantelshelf, and talking with an even, 
 brilliant flow to a short, stout, Indian-looking gentleman 
 at his side. I knew in a moment that the short stout 
 
22o STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 gentleman must be Mr. Llewellyn, for in the tall young 
 man, in Kpitc of seven years and the long moustaches, I 
 lecognized at once Ernest Carvalho. 
 
 But to my surprise Mrs. Bouverie Barton brought the 
 tall young man, and not his neighbour, across the room 
 with her. She must have made a mistake, I thought. 
 " Mr. Carvalho," she said, " I want you to come and be 
 introduced to the lady on the ottoman. ]\Iiss Hazleden, 
 Mr. Carvalho ! " 
 
 " I have met Mr. Carvalho long ago in Jamaica," I said 
 warmly, " but I am very glad indeed to meet him here 
 again. However, I hardly expected to see him hero this 
 evening." 
 
 " Indeed," said Mrs. Barton, witli some surprise in her 
 tone; "I thought you asked to be introduced to the 
 author of " Peter Martindale. ' " 
 
 "So I did," I answered; "but I understood his name 
 was Llewellyn." 
 
 " Oh ! " said Ernest Carvalho, quickly, " that is only 
 my nom de illume. But the authorship is an open secret 
 now, and I suppose Mrs. Barton thought you knew it." 
 
 " It is a happy chance, at any rate, Mr. Carvalho," I 
 said, " which has thrown us two again together." 
 
 He bowed gravely and with dignity. " You are very 
 kind to say so," he said. " It is always a pleasure to meet 
 old acquaintances from Jamaica." 
 
 My heart beat violently. There was a studied coldness 
 in his tone, I thought, and no wonder ; but if I had been 
 in love with Ernest Carvalho before, I felt a thousand 
 more times in love with him now as ho stood there in his 
 evening dress, a perfect English gentleman. Ho looked 
 so kinglike with his handsome, slightly Jewisb features, 
 bis piercing black eyes, his long moustaches, and his 
 beautiful delicate thin-lipped mouth. There was such an 
 air of power in his forehead, such a speaking evidence of 
 high culture iu his general expression. And then, he had 
 
CAJtVALlIO. 227 
 
 written "Peter Martinilalo ! " Why, who else could possibly 
 have written it ? I wondered at my own stupidity in not 
 having guessed the authorship at once. But, most terrible 
 of all, I had probably lost his love for ever. I might 
 once have called Ernest Carvalho my husband, and I had 
 utterly alienated him by a single culpable act of foolish 
 weakness. 
 
 " You are living in London, now ? " I asked. 
 
 " Yes," ho answered, " we have a little home of our own 
 in Kensington. I am working on tlie stafi' of the Mornhig 
 Detonator.''^ 
 
 " Mrs. Carvalho is hero this evening," said Mrs. 
 Boaverie Barton. " Do you know her? I suppose you 
 do, of course." 
 
 Mrs. Carvallio ! As I heard the name, 1 was conscious 
 of a deep but rapid thud, thud, thud in my car, and after 
 a moment it struck me that tlio thud came from the ([uick 
 beating of my own heart. Then Ernest Carvalho was 
 married ! 
 
 " No," ho said in repl3% seeing that I did not answer 
 immediately. "Miss llazleden has never met her, I 
 believe ; but I shall be happy to introduce her ; " and ho 
 turned to a sofa where two or three ladies were chatting 
 together, a little in the corner. 
 
 A very queenly old lady, with snow-white hair, pret- 
 tily cuvered in part by a dainty and becoming lace cap, 
 held out her small white hand to mo Avith a gracious 
 smile. " My mother," Ernest Carvalho said quietly ; and 
 I took the proffered hand with a warmth that must have 
 really surprised the slave-born octaroon. The one thought 
 that was uppermost in my mind was just this, tliat after 
 all Ernest Carvalho was not married. Once more I heard 
 the thud in my ear, and nothing else. 
 
 As soon as I could notice anybody or anything except 
 myself, I began to observe that Mrs. Carvalho was very 
 handsome. ISho was rather dark, to be sure, but less so 
 
228 STRANCIE ST01iIi:S. 
 
 than many Spanish or Italian ladies I had seen; and her 
 look and manner were those oF a Louis Quinzo marquise, 
 with a distinct reminiscenco of the stately ohl Haitian 
 French politeness. She could never have had any educa- 
 tion except what she had picked up for herself; but no 
 one would suspect the deficiency now, for she was as 
 ch;vor as all half-castes, and had made the best of her 
 advantages meanwliilc, such as they wore. When she 
 talked about the literary London in wdiich her son lived 
 and moved, I felt like the colonial-bred ignoramus I really 
 was ; and when she t(dd me they had just been to visit 
 Mr. Fradelli's now picture at the studio, I was positively 
 too ashamed to let hor see that I had never in my life 
 heard of that famous painter before. To think that that 
 queenly old lady was still a slave girl at Palmettos when 
 my poor dear mother was a little child ! And to think, 
 too, that my own family would have kept her a slave all 
 hor life long, if only they had had the power ! I remem- 
 bered at once with a blush what Ernest Carvalho had 
 ^said to me the last time 1 saw him, about the pec^ple with 
 whom the guilt and sliame of slavoiy really rested. 
 
 I sat, half in a maze, talking v ith Mrs. Carvalho all 
 the rest of that evening. Ernest lingered near for a 
 while, as if to see what impression his mother produced 
 npon mo, but soon went off, proudly I thought, to another 
 part of the room, where ho got into conversation Avith the 
 < rerman gentleman who Avoro the big blue wire-guarded 
 spectacles. Yet I fancied he kept looking half anxiously 
 in our direction throughout the evening, and I was sure 
 I saAv him catch his mother's eye furtively now and again. 
 As for ]\Irs. Carvalho, she made a conquest of me at once, 
 and she was evidently well pleased with her conquest. 
 When I rose to leave, she took both my hands in hers, 
 and said to me "vvarmly, " Miss Ila/leden, we shall be so 
 pleased to see yon whenever you liko to come, at Merton 
 Gardens." Had Ernest ever told her of his proposal? 
 I wondered. 
 
CARVALUO. 229 
 
 Mrs. Bouverie Bar ton was very kind to me. She kept 
 on askino; me to her Tlmrsdav cvenin<:;s, and there time 
 after time T mot Ernest Carvalho. At first, he seldom 
 Kpoke to me mnch, but fit last, partly because I always 
 talked so much to his mother perhaps, he began to tluiAv 
 ii little, and often came up to mo in quite a friendly 
 way. " We have left Jamaica and all that behind, IMiss 
 Ilazledcn," ho said once, " and here in free England wo 
 may at least be friends." Oh, how I longed to explain 
 the whole truth to him, and how impossible an ex- 
 planation was. Besides, he had seen so many other girls 
 .since, and very likely his boyish fancy for me had long 
 {since passed away altogether. You can't cfjiint much on 
 the love-making of eighteen and twenty. 
 
 Mrs. (Airvalho asked mo often to their pretty little 
 house in Merton Gardens, and I went ; but still Ernest 
 never in any way alluded to what had passed. Months 
 went b}^ and I began to feel that I must crush tliat littlo 
 ■dream entirely out of my heart — if I could. One after- 
 noon I went in to Mrs. Carvalho's for a cup of five-o'clock 
 tea, and had an uninterrupted h'te-li-U'te with her for 
 half an hour. Wo had been exchanging small confidences 
 with one another for a while, and after a pause the old 
 lady laid her gentle hand upon my head and stroked back 
 my hair in such a motherly fashion. " My dear child,'' 
 she said, half-sighing, " I do wish my Ernest would only 
 take a fancy to a sweet yimng girl like you." 
 
 " Mr. Carvalho does not seem quite a marrying man," 
 I answered, forcing a laugh ; " I notice he seldom talks 
 to ladies, but always to men, and those of the solemuest." 
 
 " Ah, my dear, he has had a great disappointment, 
 a terrible disappointment said the mother, unburdening 
 herself. " I can ttll you all about it, for you are a 
 Jamaican born, and though you are one of the 'proud 
 Palmettos ' people you are not full of prejudices like 
 the rest of them, and so you will understand it. Before 
 
230 STHASGi: STOUIES. 
 
 wo left Jamaica ho was in lovo with a yomig hidy there ; 
 ho never told mo her name, and that is tho one secret 
 Jio has ever kept from me. Well, ho talked to her 
 often, and ho thouf^ht she was above tho wiclced pre- 
 judices of race and colour ; sho seemed to encourage 
 him and to ho fond of his society. At last he proposed 
 to her. Then sho wrote him a cruel, cruel lettoi-, a letter 
 that he never showed me, but ho told me what was in 
 it; and it drove him away from tho island immediately. 
 It was a letter full of wicked reproaches about our 
 octaroon blood, and it broke his heart with the shock of 
 its heartlessness. llo has never cared for any woman 
 since." 
 
 " Then docs ho love her still ? " I asked, breathless. 
 
 " How can he ? No ! but he says he loves the memory 
 of Avhat he once thought her. He has seen her since, 
 somewhere in London, and spoken to her; but he can 
 never love her again. Yet, do you know, I fuel sure he 
 cannot help loving her in spite of himself; and he often 
 goes out at night, I am sure, to watch her door, to sec 
 her come in and out, for the sake of tho love he once bore 
 her. My Ernest is not the sort of man who can love 
 twice in a lifetime." 
 
 " Perhaps," I said, colouring, " if he were to ask her 
 again she might accept him. Things are so difiereut here 
 in England, and he is a famous man now." 
 
 Mrs. Carvalho shook her head slowly. " Oh no ! " sho 
 answered; "he would never importune or trouble her. 
 Though she has rejected him, he is too loyal to the love 
 he once bore her, too careful of wounding her feelings 
 or even her very prejudices, ever to obtrude his love 
 again upon her notice. If she cannot love him of herself 
 and for himself, spontaneously, he would not weary her 
 out with oft asking. He will never marry now ; of that 
 I am certain." 
 
 My eyes filled with tears. As they did so, I tried 
 
CAltVALIIO. 231 
 
 to brush thciu away unseen Vieliind my fan, Lut Mrs. 
 Carvalho caught my glancu, and looked sharply thnnigh 
 me with a sudden gleam of discovery. " Why," she said, 
 very slowly and distinctly, with a pause and a stre.^s 
 upon each word, " I believe it must have been you 
 yourself, Miss Ilazleden." And as she spuko she held 
 her open hand, palm outward, stretched against mo witli 
 a gesture of horror, as one might shrink in alarm froin 
 a coiled rattlesnake. 
 
 " Dear IMrs. Carvalho," I cried, clasping my hands 
 before her, " do hear me, I entreat you ; do let me explain 
 to you how it all happened." 
 
 " There is no explanation possible," she answered 
 sternly. " Go. You have wrecked a life that miglit 
 otherwise have been happy and famtjus, and then you 
 come to a mother with an explanation ! " 
 
 " That letter was not mine," I said boldly ; for I saw 
 that to put the truth shortly in that truest and briefest 
 form was the only way of getting her to listen to nie> 
 now. 
 
 She sank back in a chair and folded her hands faintly 
 one above the otlicr. " Tell mo it all," she said in a weak 
 voice. " I will hear vou." 
 
 80 I told her all. I did not try to extenuate my own 
 weakness in writing from my mother's dictation ; but 
 I let her sec what I had suffered then and what I had 
 suffered since. When I had finished, she drew me 
 towards her gently, and printed one kiss upon my 
 forehead. "It is hard to forget," she said softly, '" but 
 you were very young and helpless, and your nujther was 
 a terrible woman. Tlie iron has entered into your own 
 Boul too. Go homo, dear, and I will see about this 
 matter." 
 
 We fell upon one another's necks, the Palmettos slave- 
 girl and I, and cried together glad tears for ten minutes. 
 Then I wiped my red eyes dry, covered them with a 
 
232 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 double fold of my A'cil, and ran homo hurriedly in the 
 dusk to auntie's. It was wuch a terrible relief to have 
 got it all over. 
 
 That evening, about eleven o'clock, auntie had gone 
 to bed, and I was sitting up by myself, musing late over 
 the red cinders in the little back drawing-room grate. 
 i felt as though I couldn't sleep, and so I was waiting 
 up till T got sleepy. Suddenly there came a loud knock 
 und a ring at the l)ell, after which Amelia ran in to say 
 that a gentleman wanted to see me in the dining-room 
 on urgent business, and would I please come down to 
 speak with him immediately. I knew at onco it was 
 Ernest. 
 
 The moment I entered the room, he never said a w^ord, 
 but he took my two hands eagerly in his, and then ho 
 kissed mo fervently on the lips half a dozen times over. 
 " And now, Edith," he said, " we need say no more about 
 the past, for my mother has explained it all to me ; wo 
 will only think about the future." 
 
 I have no distinct recollection what o'clock it was 
 before Ernest left that evening ; but I know auntie sent 
 down word twice to say it was high time I went to bed, 
 and poor Amelia looked awfully tired and very sleepy. 
 However, it was settled then and there that Ernest and 
 I should be married early in October. 
 
 A few days later, after the engagement had been 
 announced to all our friends, dear Mrs. Bouverie Barton 
 paid me a congratulatory call. ''You are a very lucky 
 girl, my dear," she said to me kindly. " We are half 
 envious of you ; I wish we could find another such 
 husband as Mr. Carvalho for my Christina. But you 
 liave carried off the prize of the season, and you are well 
 worthy of him. It is a very great honour for any girl 
 to win and deserve the love of such a man as Ernest 
 Carvalho." 
 
 Will you believe it, so strangely do one's first impres- 
 
CAItVALlIO. 2:^3 
 
 sions and early ideas about people cling to one, that 
 though I hud often felt heforo how completely the tahles 
 had been turned since wo two canio to Knglaiid, it had 
 not struck mo till that moment that in the eyes of the 
 world at large it was Ernest who was doing an lionour 
 to me and not I who was doing an honour to Ernest. 
 I felt ashamed to think that Mrs. Bouverio Barton should 
 see instinctively the true state of the ease, while I, wlu> 
 loved and admired him so greatly, should have let tho 
 tdiadow of that old prejudice stand even now between 
 mo and tho lover I was so ]>n)ud to own. But when 
 I took dear old Mrs. Carvalho's hand in mine the day 
 of our wedding, and kissed her, and called her mother for 
 tho first time, I felt that I had left the guilt and shame 
 of slavery for ever behind me, and that I should strive 
 ever after to live worthily of Ernest Carvalho's love. 
 
 : 
 
PAUSODYNE: 
 
 A GREAT CHEMICAL DISCOVERY. 
 
 "Walking along the Strand one evening last year towards 
 Pall Mall, I was accosted near Charing Cross Station by a 
 Btrange-looking, middle-aged man in a poor suit of clothes, 
 who surprised and startled mo by asking if I could tell 
 him from what inn the coach usually started for York. 
 
 " Dear me ! " I said, a little puzzled. " I didn't know 
 there was a coach to York. Indeed, I'm almost certain 
 there isn't one." 
 
 The man looked puzzled and surprised in turn. *' No 
 coach to York ? " he muttered to himself, half inarticu- 
 lately. " No coach to York ? How things have changed I 
 I wonder whether nobody ever goes to York nowadays ! " 
 
 "Pardon me," I said, anxious to discover what could be 
 his meaning ; " many people go to York every day, but of 
 course they go by rail." 
 
 " Ah, yes," ho answered softly, " I see. Yes, of course, 
 they go by rail. They go by rail, no doubt. IIow very 
 stupid of me !" And he turned on his heel as if to get 
 away from me as quickly as possible. 
 
 I can't exactly say why, but I felt instinctively that 
 this curious stranger was trying to conceal from mo his 
 jgnoranco of what a railway really was. I was quita 
 certain from the way in which he spoke that he had not 
 
PAUSODYNE. 233 
 
 tho sliglitcst conception Avliat I meant, Jintl that lio was 
 doing his best to hide his confusion by pretending to 
 understand nic. Hero was indeed a strange mystery. In 
 tho latter end of tliis nincteentli century, iu tho metropolis 
 of industrial ihigland, within a stone's-throw of Charing 
 Cross terminus, I had met an adult Englishman who 
 apparently did not know of tho existence of railways. 
 My curiosity was too niucli pi(iued to let tho matter rest 
 there. I must find out what lie meant by it. I walked 
 after him hastily, as ho tried to disappear among tho 
 crowd, and laid my hand upon his shoulder, to his evident 
 chagrin. 
 
 " Excuse mo," I said, drawing him aside down tho 
 corner of Craven Street ; " you did not understand what 1 
 meant when I said jieoplo went to York by rail ? " 
 
 He looked in my face steadily, and then, instead of 
 replying to my remark, ho said slowly, " Your name is 
 ►Spottiswood, I believe?" 
 
 Again I gave a start of surprise. " It is," I answered ; 
 *' but I never remember to have seen you before." 
 
 " No," ho replied dreamily ; " no, we have never met 
 till now, no doubt ; but I know your father, I'm sure ; or 
 perhaps it may have been your grandfather." 
 
 " Not my grandfather, certainly," said I, " for he waa 
 killed at Waterloo." 
 
 " At Waterloo! Indeed ! How long since, pray ? " 
 
 I could not refrain lr<jm laughing outright. " Why, of 
 course," I answered, "in 1815. There has been nothing 
 particular to kill off any large number of Englishmen at 
 Waterloo since the year of tho battle, I suppose." 
 
 " True," he muttered, " quito true ; so I should havo 
 fancied." But I saw again from tho cloud of doubt and 
 bewilderment which camo over his intelligent face that 
 the name of Waterloo conveyed no idea whatsoever to hia 
 mind. 
 
 Never in my life had I felt so utterly confused and 
 
'2W STliANGE STORIES. 
 
 astonislied. In sitito of his poor dress, I could easily see 
 from the clear-cut faco and tlio refined accent of my 
 stvango ac(iuaintanco that ho was an educated gentloniaii 
 — a man accustomed to mix in cultivated Kocicty. Yet ho 
 clearly knew nothing whatsoever ahout railways, and was 
 ignorant of the most salient facts in English history. Had 
 I suddenly como across somo Caspar Ilauscr, immured 
 for years in a private prison, and just let loose upon the 
 world by his gaolers ? or was my mysterious stranger ono 
 of the Seven Sleepers of Ephcsus, turned out unexpectedly 
 in modern costume on the streets of London? 1 don't sup- 
 pose there exists on earth a man more utterly free than I 
 am from any tinge of superstition, any lingering touch of a 
 love for the miraculous ; but I confess for a moment I felt 
 half inclined to suppose that the man before mo must have 
 drunk the elixir of life, or must have dropped suddenly 
 upon earth from some distant planet. 
 
 The impulse to fathom this mystery was irresistible. I 
 drew my arm through his. "If you knew my father," 
 J said, " you will not object to como into my chambers 
 and take a glass of Avine with me." 
 
 " Thank you," ho answered half suspiciously ; " thank 
 you very much. I think you look liko a man who can be 
 trusted, and I will go with you." 
 
 AVe walked along the Embankment to Adelphi Terrace, 
 where I took him up to my rooms, and seated him in my 
 easy-chair near the window. As he sat down, one of the 
 trains on the Metropolitan lino whirred past the Terrace, 
 snorting steam and whistling shrilly, after the fashion of 
 Metropolitan engines generally. My mysterious stranger 
 jumped back in alarm, and seemed to be afraid of some 
 immediate catastrophe. There was absolutely no possi- 
 bility of doubting it. The man had obviously never seen 
 a locomotive before. 
 
 " Evidently," I said, " you do not know London. I 
 suppose you are a colonist from some remote district, per- 
 
PAUSODYNE. 2?,T 
 
 Imps an Austral lati from tlio interior somowhcro, just 
 landed at tho Tower ? " 
 
 "No, not an Austrian" — I notoil his mi sapprohonsion 
 — " but a LondontT Ix^rn and Lred." 
 
 " How is it, thou, that you seem never to have seen an 
 engine heforo? " 
 
 "Can I trust you?" ho asked in a pitconsly plaintive, 
 half-terrified tone. " If I tell you all about it, will you at 
 least not aid in porseoutiiig and imprisoning mo?" 
 
 I was touched by his evident grief and terror. " No," 
 I answered, " you may trust mo im])licitly. I feel sure 
 there is something in your history which entitles yon to 
 sympatliy and protection." 
 
 " Well," ho replied, grasping my hand warmly, " I will 
 tell you all my story ; but you must bo prepared for some- 
 thinj]!: almost too startling to be crcdilde." 
 
 " My name is Jonathan Spottiswood," ho began calmly. 
 
 Again I experienced a marvellous start: Jonathan 
 Spottiswood was the name of my great-grcat-unclo, whose 
 unaccountable disappearance from London just a century 
 since had involved our family in so much protracted liti- 
 gation as to tho succession to his property. In fact, it 
 was Jonathan Spottiswood's money which at that moment 
 formed tho bulk of my littlo fortune. But 1 would not 
 interrupt him, so great was my anxiety to hear tho story 
 of his life. 
 
 " I was born in London," he went on, " in IToO. If yon 
 can hear me say that and yet believe that possildy I am 
 not a madman, I will tell you the rest of my tale ; if not, 
 I shall go at once and for ever." 
 
 " I suspend judgment for the present," I answered. 
 "What you say is extraordinary^ hut not more extraordi- 
 nary perha2:)s than tho clear anachronism of your ignoi'anco 
 about locomotives in tho midst of the jn-escnt eenmry." 
 
 " So be it, then. Well, I will tell you the facts briefly 
 in as few words as I can. I was always much given to 
 
233 SriiANGE STORIES. 
 
 experimental philosophy, and I spent most of my time in 
 the little laboratory which I had built for myself behind 
 my father's honso in the Strand. I had a small inde- 
 pendent fortune of my own, left mo by an uncle who had 
 made successful ventures in the China trade; and as I 
 was indisposed to fullow my father's profession of solicitor, 
 I gave myself up almost cntirel}' to the pursuit of natural 
 philosophy, following the researches of the great Mr- 
 Cavendish, our chief English thinker in this kind, as well 
 as of Monsieur Lavoisier, the ingenious French chemist, 
 and of my friend Dr. Priestley, the Birmingham philo- 
 sopher, Avliose new theory of phlogiston I have been much 
 concerned to consider and to promulgate. But the especial 
 subject to which I devoted myself was the elucidation of 
 the nature of fixed air. I do not know how far you your- 
 self may happen, to have heard respecting these late 
 discoveries in chemical science, but I dare venture to say 
 that you are at least acquainted with the nature of the 
 body to which I refer." 
 
 "Perfectly," I answered with a smile, "though your 
 terminology is now a little out of date. Fixed air was, I 
 believe, the old-fashioned name for carbonic acid gas." 
 
 " Ah," he cried vehemently, "that accursed word again ! 
 Carbonic acid has undone me, clearly. Yes, if you will 
 have it so, that seems to be what they call it in this ex- 
 traordinary century ; but fixed air was the name wu used 
 to give it in our time, and fixed air is what I must call it, 
 of course, in telling you my story. Well, I was deejily 
 interested in this curious question, and also in some of the 
 results which I obtained from worlcing with fixed air in 
 combination Avith a substance I had i)roduced from the 
 essential oil of a weed known to us in England as lady's 
 mantle, but which the learned Mr. Carl Linmeus describes 
 in his sj'^stem as Alchemilla vuhjaris. From that weed 1 
 obtained an oil which I combined with a certain decoction 
 of fixed air inta a remarkable compound ; and to this 
 
rAUSODYNE. 239 
 
 compound, from its singular properties, I proposed to give 
 the name of Pausodyno. For some j-ears I -was almost 
 wholly engaged in investigating the conduct of this re- 
 markable agent; and lest I should weary you by entering 
 into too much detail, I may as well say at onco that it 
 possessed the singular power of entirely suspending ani- 
 mation in men or animals for several hours together. It 
 is a highly volatile oil, like ammonia in smell, but much 
 thicker in gravity ; and when held to the nose of an 
 animal, it causes immediate stoppage of the heart's action^ 
 making the body seem quite dead for long periods at a 
 time. But the moment a mixture of the pausodyne with 
 oil of vitriol and gum resin is prescntod to the nostrils, 
 the animal instantaneously revives exactly as before, 
 showing no evil cffecls whatsoever from its temporary 
 simulation of death. To the reviving mixture I have 
 given the appropriate name of Anegciric. 
 
 ''Of course you will instantly sec the valuable medical 
 applications which may bo made of such an agent. I 
 used it at first for experimenting upon the amputation of 
 limbs and other surgical opt-rations. It succeeded ad- 
 mirably. I found that a dog under the influence of pau- 
 sodyno suffered his leg, which had been broken in a street 
 accident, to be set and spliced without the slightest 
 symptom of feeling or discomfort. A cat, shot with a 
 pistol by a cruel boy, had the bullet extracted without 
 moving a muscle. My assistant, having allowed his little 
 finger to mortify from neglect of a burn, permitted me to 
 try the effect of my discovery upon himself ; and I re- 
 moved the injured joints while he remained in a state of 
 complete insensibility, so that ho could hardly boliovo 
 afterwards in the actual truth of their removal. I felt 
 certain that I had invented a mtdical process of the very 
 highest and greatest utility. 
 
 " All this took place in or before the year 1781. How 
 long ago that may be according to your modern reckoning 
 
240 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 I cannot say ; but to mo it seems hardly moro tlian a few 
 months since. Perhaps you would not mind telling mo 
 the date of the current year. I have never been able to 
 ascertain it." 
 
 " Tliis is 1881," I said, growing every moment more 
 interested in his talc. 
 
 " Thank you. I gathered that we must now be some- 
 where near the close of the nineteenth century, though 1 
 could not learn the exact date with certainty. Well, T 
 should tell you, my dear sir, that I had contracted an 
 engagement about the year 1779 with a young lady of 
 most remarkable beauty and attractive mental gifts, a 
 Miss Amelia Spragg, daughter of tlie well-known General 
 Sir Thomas Spragg, with whoso achievements you are 
 doubtless familiar. Pardon me, my friend of another ago, 
 pardon me, I beg of you, if I cannot allude to this subject 
 without emotion after a lapse of time which to you doubt- 
 less seems like a century, but is to me a matter of some 
 few months only at the utmost. I feel towards lier as 
 towards one whom 1 have but recently lost, though I now 
 find that she has been dead for more than eighty years." 
 As he spoke, the tears came into his eyes profusely ; and 
 I could see that under the external calmness and quaint- 
 iiess of his eighteenth century language and demeanour 
 his whole nature was profoundly stirred at the thought of 
 his lost love. 
 
 "Look hero," ho continued, taking from his breast a 
 large, old-fashioned gold locket containing a miniature ; 
 " that is her portrait, by Mr. Walker, and a very truthful 
 likeness indeed. They left me that when they took away 
 my clothes at tho Asylum, for I would not consent to part 
 with it, and the physician in attendance observed that to 
 deprive me of it might only increase tho frequency and 
 violence of my paroxysms. For I will not conceal from 
 you tho fact that I have just escaped from a pauper lunatic 
 establishment." 
 
PAUSODYXE. 241 
 
 I took the miniature whicli lie handed nie, and looked 
 at it closely. It was the piclnro of a young and beautiful 
 girl, with the features and costume of a Sir Joshua. I 
 recognized tlie face at once as that of a lady whose por- 
 trait by Gainsborough hangs on the walls of my uncle's 
 dining-room at "VVhittingham Abbey. It was strange 
 indeed to hear a living man speak of himself as the former 
 lover of this, to me, historic personage. 
 
 " Sir Thomas, however," he went on, " was much op- 
 posed to our union, on the ground of some real or fancied 
 social disparity in our positions; but I at last obtained 
 his conditional consent, if only I could succeed in obtaining 
 the Fellowship of tho Eoyal Society, which might, ho 
 thought, be accepted as a passport into that fashionable 
 circle of which ho was a member. Spurred on by this 
 ambition, and by the encouragennent of my Amelia, I 
 worked day and night at tho perfectioning of my great 
 discovery, which I was assured would bring not only 
 honour and dignity to myself, but also tho alleviation and 
 assuagement of pain to countless thousands of my fellow- 
 creatures. I concealed the nature of my experiments, 
 however, lest any rival investigator should enter tho field 
 with me prematurely, and share the credit to which I 
 alone was really entitled. For some months I was suc- 
 cessful in my efforts at concealment ; but in March of this 
 year — I mistake; of the year 17S1, I should say — an un- 
 fortunate circumstance cused me to take special and 
 exceptional precautions against intrusion. 
 
 " I was then conducting my experiments upon living 
 animals, and especially upon tho extirpation of certain 
 painful internal diseases to which they are subject. J 
 had a number of suffering cats in my laboratory, which I 
 had treated with pausodyne, and stretched out on boards 
 for tho purpose of removing the tumours with which they 
 were afflicted. I had no doubt that in this manner, while 
 directly benefiting the animal creation, I should indirectly 
 
 11 
 
212 STItANGE STORIES. 
 
 obtain tho necessary skill to operate successfully upon 
 human beings in similar circumstances. Already I had 
 completely cured several cats without any pain whatso- 
 ever, and I was anxious to proceed to the human subject. 
 Walking one morning in tlio Strand, I found a beggar 
 woman outside a gin-shop, quite drunk, with a small, ill- 
 clad child by her side, sulibring tho most excruciating 
 torments from a perfectly remediable cause. I induced tho 
 mother to accompany mo to my laboratory, and there I 
 treated the poor little creature with pausodyne, and began 
 to operate upon her with perfect confidenco of success. 
 
 *' Unhappily, my laboratory had excited the suspicion 
 of many ill-disposed persons among tho low mob of tho 
 neighbourhood. It was Avhispered abroad that I was 
 what they called a viviscctionist ; and those people, who 
 Avould willingly have attended a bull-baiting or a prize 
 fight, found themselves of a sudden wondrous humane 
 when scientific procedure was under consideration. Be- 
 sides, I had made myself unpopular by receiving visits 
 from my friend Dr. Priestley, whose religious oj)inions 
 Avere not satisfactory to the strict orthodoxy of St. Giles's. 
 I was rumoured to be a philosopher, a torturer of live 
 animals, and an atheist. "Whether the former accusation 
 were true or not, let others decide ; the two latter, heaven 
 be my witness, were wholly unfounded. However, when 
 the neighbouring rabble saw a drunken woman with a 
 littlo girl entering my door, a report got abroad at onco 
 that I was going to vivisect a Christian child. The mob 
 soon collected in force, and broke into the laboratory. At 
 that moment I was engaged, with my assistant, in operat- 
 ing upon the girl, while several cats, all completely 
 anaistheticised, were bound down on the boards around, 
 awaiting the healing of their wounds after the removal of 
 tumours. At the sight of such apparent tortures the 
 people grew wild with rage, and happening in their 
 transports to fling down a largo bottle of the anegeiric, or 
 
rAUSODYMJ. 243 
 
 reviving mixture, the child and tho animals all at oiico 
 recovered coiiscioiisness, and began of coTirso to writho 
 and scream with acute pain. I need not describe to you 
 the .scene that ensued. ]My laboratory was wrecked, my 
 assistant severely injured, and I myself barely escaped 
 with my life. 
 
 " After this contretemps I determined to bo more cautious. 
 I took tho lease of a new house at Ilaiupstead, and in the 
 garden I determined to build myself a subterranean labor- 
 atory wlure I might be absolutely free from intrusion. I 
 hired some labourers from I'ath for this purpose, and I 
 explained to them tho nature of my wishes, and tho 
 absolute necessity of secrecy. A high wall surrounded 
 the garden, and here tho workmen worked securely and 
 unseen. I concealed my design even from mv dear brother 
 ■ — whose grandson or groat-grandson I su])poso you must 
 bo — and when the building was finished, I sent my men 
 back to Bath, with strict injunctions never to mention tho 
 matter to any one. A trap-door in the cellar, artfully 
 concealed, gave access to the passage; a largo oak portal, 
 bound with iron, shut mo socurelyin; and my air supply 
 was obtained by means of pipes communicating through 
 l)lank spaces in the brick wall of the garden with tho 
 (juter atmosphere. Every arrangement for concealment 
 Avas perfect ; and I resolved in future, till my results were 
 perfectly established, thar I would dispense with tlio aid 
 of an assistant. 
 
 " 1 was in high spirits when I went to visit my Amelia 
 that evening, and I told her confidently that before tho 
 end of the year I expected to gain tho gold medal of the 
 lloyal Society. Tho dear gii'l was pleased at my glowing 
 prospects, and gave mo every assurance of the delight 
 with which she hailed the probability of our ai)proaching 
 union. 
 
 " Next day I began my experiments afresh in my new 
 quarters. I bolted myself into the laboratory', and set to 
 
244 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 work with renewed vigour. I was exporimcnting upon 
 an injured dog, and I plr.ced a large Iwttlo of pansodyno 
 beside mo as I administered the drug to his nostrils. The 
 rising fumes seemed to affect my bead more tlian usual in 
 that confined space, and I tottered a little as I worked. 
 My arm grew weaker, and at last fell powerless to my side. 
 As it fell it knocked down the largo bottle of pausodyne, 
 and I saw the liquid spreading over the floor. That was 
 almost the last thing that I knew. I staggered toward 
 the door, but did not reach it ; and then I remember 
 nothing more for a considerable period." 
 
 He wiped his forehead v;ith his sleeve — he had no hand- 
 kerchief — and then proceeded. 
 
 " When I woke up again the effects of the pausodyne 
 had worn themselves out, and I felt that I must have 
 remained unconscious for at least a week or a fortnight. 
 My candle had gone out, and I could not find my tinder- 
 box. I rose np slowly and with difliculty, for tho air of 
 tho room was clo.^e and filled with fumes, and made mj- 
 way in tho dark towards the door. To my surprise, tho 
 bolt was so stift" with rust that it would hardly move. I 
 opened it after a struggle, and found myself in the passage. 
 Groping my way towards the trap-door of the cellar, I felt 
 it was obstructed by some heavy body. AVith an immense 
 efibrt, for my strength seemed but feeble, I pushed it up, 
 and discovered that a heap of sea-coals lay on top of it. I 
 extricated myself into tho cellar, and there a fresh surprise 
 awaited me. A new entrance had been made into the 
 front, so that I walked out at once upon the open road, 
 instead of up the stairs into the kitchen. Looking up at 
 the exterior of my house, my brain reeled with bewilder- 
 ment when I saw that it had disappeared almost entirely, 
 and that a difi'erent porch and wholly unfamiliar windows 
 occupied its facade. I must have slept fur longer than I 
 at first imagined — perhaps a whole year or more. A 
 vague terror prevented me from walking up the steps of 
 
PAUSODYNE. 215 
 
 my own home. Possibly my Lrotlier, thinking mo (lead, 
 might have sold the lease ; possibly some stranger might 
 resent my intrusion into the house that was now his own. 
 At any rate, I thought it safer to walk inta the road. I 
 would go towards London, to my brother's house in St. 
 Mary lo Bone. I turned into the Ilampstead lioad, and 
 directed my steps thitherward. 
 
 " Again, another surprise began to aflect me with a 
 horrible and ill-defined sense of awe. Not a single object 
 that I saw was really familiar to mo. I recognized that I 
 was in the llampstead lioad, but it was not the Ilampstead 
 lioad which I used to know before my fatal experiments. 
 The houses were far more numerous, the trees were bigger 
 and older. A year, nay, even a few years would not have 
 sufficed for such a change. I began to fear that I had slept 
 away a whole decade. 
 
 " It was early morning, and few people were yet abroad. 
 But the costume of those whom I met seemed strange and 
 fantastic to me. Moreover, I noticed that they all turned 
 and looked after mo with evident surprise, as though my 
 dress caused them <piite as much astonishment as theirs 
 caused me. I was quietly attired in my snuff-coloured 
 suit of small-clothes, with silk stockings and simple buckle 
 shoes, and I had of course no hat ; but I gathered that my 
 appearance caused universal amazement and concern, far 
 more than could be justified by the mere accidental 
 absence of head-gear. A dread began to oppress me that 
 I might actually have slept out my whole age and gener- 
 ation. Was my Amelia alive? and if so, wcmld she bo 
 still the same Amelia I had known a week or two before ? 
 Should I find her an aged woman, still cherishing a 
 reminiscence of her former love ; or might she herself 
 perhaps be dead and forgotten, while I remained, alouo 
 and solitary, in a world which knew me not? 
 
 " I walked along unmolested, but with reeling brain, 
 through streets more and more unfamiliar, till I came 
 
2tG STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 near tlio St. Mary le liono Road. Thoro, as I hesitated 
 a httlo and staggered at the crossing, a man in a curious 
 suit of dark blue clothes, with a grotesque felt helmet on 
 his head, whom I afterwards found to bo a constable, 
 came up and touched mo on tlie shoulder. 
 
 " ' Look here," he said to me in a rougli voice, ' what 
 are ymi a-doin' in this 'ere fancy-dress at this hour in the 
 mornin' ? You've lost your way home, I take it.' 
 
 " ' I was going,' I answered, 'to the St. Mary le Bono 
 Eoad.' 
 
 '"Wliy, you image,' says he rudely, 'if you mean 
 Marrihon, wliy don't you say Marribon ? AMiat house 
 are you a-lookin' for, eh ? ' 
 
 "'My brother lives,' I replied, 'at the Lamb, near St. 
 Mary's Church, and I was going to his residence.' 
 ^"'The Lamb!' says he, with a rude laugli : 'there 
 ain't no public of that name in tlio road. It's my belief,' 
 he goes on after a moment, ' that you're drunk, or mad, or 
 else you've stole them clothes. Any way, you've o-ot to 
 go along with me to the station, so walk it, will you*? ' 
 
 " ' I'ardon me,' I said, ' I suppose you arc an officer of 
 the law, and 1 would not attempt to resist your authority ' 
 — ' You'd better not,' says he, half to himself—' but I 
 should like to go to my brother's house, where I could 
 show you that I am a respectable person.' 
 
 " 'Well,' says my fellow insolently, ' I'll go along of 
 you if you like, and if it's all right, I suppose you won't 
 mind standing a bob ?' 
 " ' A what ? ' said I. 
 
 " ' A bob,' says he, laughing; *a shillin', you know.' 
 " To get rid of his insolence for a while, I pulled out my 
 purse and handed him a sliilling. It was a George II.. 
 with milled edges, not like the things I see you use now.. 
 He held it up and looked at it, and then lie said again,'. 
 *Look here, you know, this isn't good. You'd better come 
 along with me straight to the station, and not make a fusa 
 
PAUSODYNE. 217 
 
 about it. There's three charj^es against you, that's all. 
 One is, that you're drunk. The second is, that you're 
 mad. And the third is, that you've been trying to utter 
 falso'coin. Anyone of 'em's quite enoiigli to justify me 
 in takin' you into custody.' 
 
 " I saw it was no use to resist, and T went along with 
 him. 
 
 " I won't trouble you with the whole of the details, but 
 the upshot of it all was, they took me before a magistrate. 
 By this time I had begun to realize the full terror of the 
 situation, and I saw clearly that the real danger lay in 
 the inevitable suspicion of madness under which I must 
 labour. AVlien I got into the court I told the mngistrate 
 my story very shortly and simply, as I have told it to you 
 now. lie listened to me without a word, and at tlie end 
 he turned round to his clerk and said, ' This is clearly 
 a case for Dr. Fitz-Jeukins, 1 think.' 
 
 " ' Sir,' I said, ' before you send me to a madhouse, 
 which I suj^poso is what you mean by these words, 1 
 trust you will at least examine the evidences of my story. 
 Look at my clothing, look at these coins, look at every- 
 thing about me.' And I handed him my purse to see for 
 himself. 
 
 "lie looked at it for a minute, and then ho turned 
 towards mo very sternly. ' Mr. Spottiswood,' lie said, ' or 
 whatever else your real name may be, if this is a joke, it 
 is a very foolish and unbecoming one. Your dress is no 
 doubt very well designed ; your small collection of coins 
 is interesting and well-selected ; and you have got up 
 your character remarkably well. If you are really sane, 
 which I suspect to be the case, then your studied attempt 
 to waste the time of this court and to make a laughing- 
 stock of its magistrate will meet with the punishment it 
 deserves. I shall remit your case for consideration to our 
 medical officer. If you consent to give him your real 
 name and address, you will be liberated after his exarain- 
 
218 STJiAXGE STOItlES. 
 
 ation. Otliorwlso, it will Lo necessary to satisfy ourselves 
 as to yonr identity. Not a Avord more, sir,' he continued, 
 as I tried to speak on Lelialf of my story. ' Inspector, 
 remove the prisoner.' 
 
 "They took mo awaj', and tlio surgeon examined me. 
 To cut things sliort, I was pronounced mad, and three days 
 later the commissioners passed mo for a pauper asylum. 
 When r came to bo examined, they said 1 showed no 
 recollection of most subj(?cts of ordinary education. 
 
 " ' T am a chemist,' said I ; ' try me with some chemical 
 questicms. You will see tliat I can ansAver sanely enough.' 
 
 " ' ] low do you mix a grey powder ? ' said the commis- 
 sioner. 
 
 " ' Excuse me,' 1 said, ' I mean a chemical philosopher, 
 not an apothecary.' 
 
 " ' Oh, very well, then ; what is carbonic acid ?' 
 
 " ' I never heard of it,' 1 answered in despair. *■• It must 
 be something which has come into use since — since I left 
 off learning chemistry.' For I had discovered that my 
 only chance now was to avoid all reference to my past 
 life and the extraordinary calamity which had thus 
 unexpectedly overtaken mo. ' Please try mo with some- 
 thing else.' 
 
 " ' Oh, certainly. What is the atomic weight of 
 chlorine '? ' 
 
 *' I could only answer that I did not know. 
 
 " ' This is a very clear case,' said the commissioner. 
 * Evidently ho is a gentleman by birth and education, but 
 ho can give no very satisfactory account of his friends, 
 and till they come forward to claim him we can only send 
 him for a time to North ytreet.' 
 
 " ' For Heaven's sake, gentlemen,' I cried, ' before you 
 consign me to an asylum, giA e me one more chance. I 
 am perfectly sane ; I remember all I ever knew; but you 
 are asking me questions about subjects on which I never 
 Lad any information. Ask me anything historical, and 
 
PArSODTNE. 249 
 
 KOO whether I have forgotten or confused any of n»y 
 facts." 
 
 " I will do the commissioner tlio justice to Kiy lliat ho 
 .seemed anxious not to decide upon the case without full 
 consideratiou. ' Tell mo wliat you can recollect,' he said, 
 *as to the rei<;n of Georgo IV.' 
 
 "'I know ncjtliing at all ahout it,' T answered, terror- 
 .striclcen, 'but oh, do pray ask ]ue anything up to the tiiiio 
 of Georgo III.' 
 
 " ' Then please say what you think of tho French 
 llevolution.' 
 
 " I was thunderstruck. I could make no rejtly, and 
 tho commissioners shortly signed the papers to send me to 
 North Street pauper asylum. Tliey hurried mo into tho 
 .street, and I walked beside my captcu-s towards the prisim 
 to which they had consigned mo. Yet I did not give up 
 all hope even so of ultimately regaining my freed(un. I 
 thought tho rationality of my demeanour and the obvious 
 soundness of all my reasoning powers would suflico in timo 
 to satisfy tho medical attendant as to my perfect sanity. 
 I felt sure that people could never long mistake a man so 
 clear-headed and collecved as myself for a madman. 
 
 " On our way, however, wo happened to pass a church- 
 yard where some workmen were engaged in removing a 
 number of old tombstones from the crowded area. Even 
 in my existing agitated condition, I could not help catching 
 the name and date on one mouldering slab which a 
 labourer had just placed upon the edge of the jiavement. 
 It ran something like this : ' Sacred to the memory of 
 Amelia, second daugliter of the late Sir Thomas Spragg, 
 knight, and beloved wife of Henry McAlister, Esq., by 
 whom this stone is erected. Died May 20, 1790, aged 
 14 years.' Though I had gathered already that my dear 
 girl must probably have long been dead, yet the reality of 
 tlie fact had not yet had timo to fix itself upon my mind. 
 You must remember, my dear sir, that I had but awaked 
 
250 STUANGE STOIiTES. 
 
 u few days earlier from iny long slumber, and that 
 during tlioso days I had Ijeon harassed and agitated l)y 
 such a flood of ineoinprehensiblo comidications, tliat I 
 could not really grasp in all its fulness the comploto 
 isolation of my present position. AVhen I saw the tomb- 
 stone of one wliom, as it seemed to mo, I had hjved pas- 
 sionately but a week or two before, I could not refrain 
 from rusliing to embrace it, and covering the insensible 
 stone with my boiling teiirs. ' Oh, my Amelia, ray 
 Amelia,' I cried, ' I shall never again behold thee, then I 
 I shall never again press thee to my heart, or hear thy 
 dear lips pronounce my name ! ' 
 
 " But the unfeeling wretches who had charge of me 
 were far from being moved to sympathy by my bitter 
 grief. ' Died in 1799,' said one of them with a sneer. 
 ' Why, this madman's blubbering over tlie grave of an 
 old lady who has been buried for about a hundred j-ears ! ' 
 And the workmen joined in their laughter as my gaolers 
 tore me away to the prison wlioi'e I was to spend the 
 remainder of my days. 
 
 " AVlicn we arrived at the asylum, the surgeon in attend- 
 ance was informed of this circumstance, and the opinion 
 that I was hopelessly mad thus became ingrained in his 
 •whole conceptions of my case. I remained live months or 
 more in the asylum, but I never saw any chance of 
 creating a more favourable impression on the minds of the 
 authorities. IMixing as 1 did only with other patients, I 
 could gain no clear ideas of what had happened since I 
 had taken my fatal sleep ; and whenever I endeavoured to 
 question the keepers, they amused themselves by giving 
 me evidently false and inconsistent answers, in order to 
 enjoy my chagrin and confusion. I could not even learn 
 the actual date of the present year, for one keeper would 
 laugh and say it was 2001, -while another would con- 
 fidentially advise me to date my petition to the Com- 
 missioners, " Jan. 1, A.D. one million." The surgeon, who 
 
PAUSODYNE. 2r.t 
 
 never played mo any such pranlcs, yet refused to aid mo 
 in any way, lest, as ho said, ho should strengthen mo in 
 my sad delusion. IIo was convinced that I must ho an 
 historical student, whoso reason had hroken down throu<i-h 
 too close study of tho eighteenth century ; and ho felt 
 certain that sooner or later my friends would como to 
 claim mo. lie is a geiitlo and humane man, against whom 
 I have no personal complaint to make ; but his initial 
 misconception prevented him and everybody else from 
 ever paying tho least attention to juy story. I could 
 not even induce them to make inquiries at my house 
 at Hampstead, where the discovery of the subterranean 
 laboratory would have partially proved tho truth of my 
 account. 
 
 " Many visitors came to the asylum from timo to time, 
 and they were always told tliat I possessed a minute and 
 remaikablc acquaintance with the history of tho eighteenth 
 century. They questioned rao about facts which arc as 
 vivid in my memory as tlioso of the present month, and 
 were much surprised at tho accuracy of ray replies. But 
 they only thought it strange that so clever a man should 
 be so very mad, and that my information should bo so fuU 
 as to past events, while my notions about tho modern world 
 were so utterly chaotic. Tho surgeon, however, always 
 believed that my reticence about all events posterior to 
 1781 was a part of my insanity. I had studied the early 
 part of the eighteenth century so fully, ho said, that I 
 fancied I had lived in it ; and 1 had persuaded myself that 
 I know nothing at all about tho subsequent state of tho 
 world." 
 
 Tho poor fellow stopped a while, and again drew his 
 sleeve across his forehead. It was impossible to look 
 at him and believe for a moment that he was a madman. 
 
 " And how did you make your escape from the asylum ? ' 
 I asked. 
 
 " Now, this very evening," ho answered ; " I simply 
 
252 ^TEANGE tiTOIilES, 
 
 broke away from the door and ran down toward the 
 Strand, till I canio to a place that looked a little like St. 
 ]\Iartin'.s Fields, with a groat column and .some fountains, 
 and near there I met you. It seemed to me that the best 
 thing to do was to catch the York coach and get away 
 from the town as soon as possible. You met mo, and your 
 look and name inspired nio with conlidcnce. I believe 
 you must bo a descendant of my dear brother." 
 
 "I have not the slightest doubt," I answered solemnly, 
 "that every word of your story is true, and that you are 
 really my great-great-unelo. My own knowledge of our 
 family history exactly tallies Avith wliat you tell me. I 
 shall spare no endeavour to clear up this extraordinary 
 matter, and to put you once more in your true position.'' 
 
 •' And you will protect me ? " he cried fervently, clasping 
 my hand in both his own with intense eagerness. " You 
 will not give me up once more to the asylum people ? " 
 
 " I will do everything on earth that is possible for you," 
 I replied. 
 
 lie lifted my hand to his lips and kissed it several 
 times, while I felt hot tears falling upon it as ho bent 
 over me. It was a strange position, lo<jk at it how you 
 will. Grant Lhat I was but the dupe of a madman, yet 
 even to believe for a moment that I, a man of well-nigh 
 fifty, stood there in face of my OAvn grcat-grand-father's 
 brother, to all appearance some twenty years my junior, 
 was in itself an extraordinary and marvellous thing. 
 Both of us were too overcome to speak. It was a few 
 minutes before we said anything, and then a loud knock 
 at the door made my hunted stranger rise uj) hastily 
 in terror from his chair. 
 
 " Gracious Heavens ! " he cried, " they have tracked me 
 hither. They are coming to fetch me. Oh, hide me, hide 
 mo, anywhere from these wretches ! " 
 
 As he spoke, the door opened, and two keepers with 
 a policemaii entered my room. 
 
FAUSODYM'.. lia.T 
 
 •' Ah, hero he is ! " said one of them, advanciiif^ towards 
 the fugitive, who shrank away towards tlic window as 
 he approached. 
 
 "Do ^ot touch him," I exclaimed, throwing myself in 
 the wa^ " Every word of what he says is true, and he is 
 no more in^ano than I am." 
 
 The keeper laughed a low laugh of vnlgar incredulity. 
 "Why, there's a pair of you, I do helievo," ho said. 
 "You're just as mad j'ourself as t'other one." And ho 
 pushed me aside roughly to get at his charge. 
 
 But the poor fellow, seeing him come towards him, 
 seemed suddenly to grow instinct with a terrible vigour, 
 and hurled off the keeper with one hand, as a strong man 
 might do with a little terrier. Then, l)eforc we could sec 
 "what he was meditating, he jumped u})on the ledge of the 
 open Avindow, shouted out loudly, " Farewell, farewell ! " 
 and leapt with a spring on to the embankment beneath. 
 
 All four of us rushed hastily down the three flights 
 of steps to the bottom, and came below upon a crushed 
 and mangled mass on the spattered paveinent. Tie was 
 quite dead. Even the policeman was sh(icked and horrified 
 at the dreadful way in which the hodj' had been crushed 
 and mutilated in its fall, and at the suddenness and un- 
 expectedness of the tragedy. Wo took him up and laid 
 him out in my room ; and from that room ho was interred 
 after the inquest, with all the respect which I should have 
 paid to an undoubted relative. On his grave in Kensal 
 Green Cemcteiy I liavo placed a stone bearing the simple 
 inscription, " Jonathan Spottiswood. Died 1881." The 
 hint I had received from the keeper prevented me from 
 saying anything as to my belief in his story, but I asked 
 for leave to undertake the duty of his interment on the 
 ground that ho bore my own surname, and that no other 
 person was forthcoming to assume the task. The parochial 
 authorities were glad enough to rid the ratejiayers of the 
 expense. 
 
254 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 At the inquest I gave my eviacnce simply and briefly 
 dwelhng mainly upon the accidental natureof our meetin- 
 and the facts as to his fatal leap. I said nothing about 
 the known disappearance of Jonathan Spottiswood in 1781 
 nor the other points which gave credibility to his stran^'e 
 tale._ Bu from this day forward I give myself up to 
 proving the truth of his story, and realizing the splendid 
 chemica discovery which promises so mucli benefit to 
 mankind For the first purpose, I have offered a larc^o 
 reward for the discovery of a trap-door in a coal-cellar tt 
 Hampstead, leading into a subterranean passage and 
 laboratory ; since, unfortunately, my unhappy visUor did 
 not happen to mention the position of his house. For the 
 second purpose, I have begun a series of experiments upon 
 .he properties of the essential oil of alchemilla, and the 
 possibiity of successfully treating it with carbonic anhy- 
 dride ; since, unfortunately, ho was equally va^ue as to 
 the naUire of his process and the proportions of eltllei col- 
 
 ^hat I myself have become infected with the monomania 
 of my miserable namesake, but I am determined at any 
 rate not to allow so extraordinary an anaesthetic to 4 
 unacknowledged, if there be even a remote chance of 
 actually proving its useful nature. Meanwhile, I sav 
 nothing even to my dearest friends with regard to the 
 researches upon which I am engaged. 
 
THE E3ipni:ss of axdorea. 
 
 All the troubles in Andorra arose from tlio fact tliat tho 
 town clerk had views of his own respecting the Holy 
 Roman Empire. 
 
 Of course everybody knows that fur many centuries the 
 Eepublic of Andorra, situated in an isolated valley among 
 the Pyrenees, has enjoyed the noble and inestimable boon 
 of autonomy. Not that the Andorrans have been accus- 
 tomed to call it by that name, because, you see, the name 
 was not yet invented ; but the thing itself tliey have long 
 possessed in all its full and glorious significjince. The 
 ancient constitution of the Itepublic may bo briefly de- 
 scribed as democracy tempered by stiletto. The free and 
 independent citizens did that which seemed ri-dit in their 
 own eyes; unless, indeed, it suited their convenience 
 better to do that which seemed wrong ; and, in the latter 
 case, they did it unhesitatingly. So every man in Andorra 
 stabbed or shot his neighbour as he willed, especially if ho 
 suspected his neighbour of a prior intention to stab oi- 
 shoot him. The Eepublic contained no gallows, capital 
 punishment having been entirely abolished, and, for the 
 matter of that, all other punishment into tlie bargain. In 
 short, the town of Andorra was really a verj eligible 
 place of residence fur families or gentlemen, provided 
 only they were decently expert in the use of the pistol. 
 However, in this model little Eepublic, as elsewhere. 
 
25G STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 society found itself ranged under two camps, the Liberal 
 and the Conservative. And Ust any man should hei'eiu 
 suspect the present veracious historian of covert satirical 
 intent, or sly allusion to the politics of neighbouring 
 Stales, it may be well to add that there was not much 
 to chooso between the Liberals and the Conservatives of 
 Andorra. 
 
 Now, the town clerk was the acknowledged and osten- 
 sible head of the Great Liberal Party. His name in full 
 consisted of some twenty high-sounding Spanish preno- 
 mens, followed by about the same number of equally high- 
 sounding surnames ; but I need only trouble you hero 
 with the first and last on the list, which were simply 
 Seilor Don redio Ilonriqucz. It happened that Don 
 Pedro, being a learned man, took in all the English 
 periodicals ; and so I need hardly tell you that he was 
 thoroughly well up in the Holy Roman Empire question. 
 He could have passed a competitive examination on that 
 subject before IMr. Freeman, or held a public discussion 
 Avith Professor Ihyce himself. The town clerk was per- 
 fectly aware that the Holy Roman Empire had come to an 
 end, pro ton. at least, in the j'ear eighteen hundred and 
 something, when Francis the First, Second, or Third, 
 renounced for himself and his heirs for ever the imperial 
 Roman title. But the town clerk also knew that the 
 Holy Roman Empire had often lain in abeyance for years 
 or even centuries, and had afterwards been resuscitated by 
 some Karl (whom the wicked call Charlemagne), some 
 Otto, or some Henry the Fowler. And the town clerk, a 
 bold and ambitious young man, reflecting on these things, 
 had formed a deep oclieme in his inmost heart. The deep 
 scheme was after this wise. 
 
 Why not revive the Holy Roman Empire in Andorra ? 
 
 Nothing C(m]d be more simple, more natural, or more in 
 accordance with the facts of history. Even Mr. Freeman 
 could have no plausible argument to urge against it. For 
 
THE EMPBESi^ OF AND01?IIA. 2:>1 
 
 observe how well tlio .scliomo hangs togotlier. AiKlon-it 
 formed an imdoul)ted and integral portion of the Roman 
 Empire, having been ineluded in licgion VII., Diocese !','> 
 (Ilispania Citerior VIII.), under the division of J)io- 
 cletian. r>nt the Empire liaving gone to pieces at the 
 present day, any fragment of that Empire may ro-consti- 
 tute itself the whole ; " just as the tentacle of a hydi a 
 polype," said Don Pedro (wlio, you Icnow, was a very 
 learned man), " ms,y ro-constituto itself into a perfect 
 animal, by developing a body, liead, mouth, and foot-stalk. " 
 (This, as you are well aware, is called the Analogical 
 Method of I'olitical Reasoning.) Therefore, there was n(. 
 just cause or impediment why Andorra should not set u]> 
 to bo the original and only genuine representative of tlic 
 Holy Roman Empire, all others being spurious imitationt^. 
 — Q. E. D. 
 
 The town clerk had further determined in his own 
 mind that ho himself was the Karl (not Charlemagne i 
 who was destined to raise up this revived and splendid 
 Roman Empire. lie had already struck coins in imagin- 
 ation, bearing on the obverse his imago and superscrip- 
 tion, and the proud title " Imp. Petrus P. E. Aug. Pater 
 Patriae Cos. XVIII. ; " with a reverse of Victory crowned, 
 and the legend "Renovatio Romanorum." But this part 
 of his scheme he kept as yet deeply buried in the recesses 
 of his own soul. 
 
 As regards the details of this Cresarian plan, much 
 diversity of opinion existed in the minds of the Liberal 
 leaders. Don Pedro himself, as champion of education, 
 proposed that the new Emperor should be elected by 
 competitive examination ; in which case he felt sure that 
 his own knowledge of the Holy Roman Empire would 
 easily place him at the head of tho list. But his colleague. 
 Don Luis Dacosta, who was tho Joseph Hume of Andorran 
 polities, rather favoured the notion of sending in sealed 
 tenders for executing tho office of Sovereign, the State not 
 
2o8 STRANGE STOUIhS. 
 
 binding its;ilf to accept tlio lowest or any other tender; 
 and lio liad hinisclt" determined to make an olfer for 
 wearing the crown at tlio modest icmuneration of three 
 hundred pounds per annum, payable quarterly. Again, 
 Don lago Montcs, a poetical young man, -wlio believed 
 lirmly in prcatujo^ advocated the id(,'a of inviting the 
 younger son of some German Grand-Duko to accept the 
 Imperial Crown, and the faithful hearts of a loyal 
 Andorran people, liut those minor points could easily bo 
 settled iu the future : and the important object for the 
 immediate present, said Don Pedro, was tlio acceptance hi 
 p'lncipU of the resuscitated Holy lioman Empire. 
 
 Don Pedro's designs, however, met with considerable 
 opposition from the Conservative party in the Folk Mote. 
 (They called it Polk jMotc, and not Cortes or Fueros, on 
 pui'posc to annoy historical critics ; and for the same 
 reason they always styled tlioir chief magistrate, not the 
 Alcalde, but the P>urgomaster.) The Conservative leader, 
 Don Juan Pereira (first and last names only ; intermediate 
 thirty-eight omitted for want of space \) wisely observed 
 that the good old constitution had suited our fathers 
 admirably ; that wo did not wish to go beyond the wisdom 
 of our ancestors ; that young men were apt to prove 
 thoughtless or precipitate; and finally that " Nolunms 
 leges Andorroc mutare." Hereupon, Don I'edro objected 
 that the growing anarchy of the citizens, whose stabbings 
 were increasing by geometiical progression, called for the 
 establishment of a strong government, whicli should curb 
 the lawless habits of the jeuncsse doree. lint Don Juan 
 retorted that stabbing was a very useful practice in its 
 way; that no citizen ever got stabbed unless lie liad made 
 Iiimself obnoxious to a fellow-citizen, which was a gross 
 and indefensible piece of incivism ; and that stilettos had 
 always been considered extremely respectable instruments 
 by a large number of deceased Andorran worthies, whoso 
 names ho proceeded to recount in a long and somewhat 
 
Tiu: i:Mrjir:ss of AXDoniiA. 259 
 
 tedious cata'ioguc. (This, you know, is called the Argu- 
 ment from Anthorit}'.) Tlio Folk ^Voto, which consisted 
 of men over forty alone, nnanimonsly adopted Don Juan's 
 views, and at once rejected the town clerk's ]>ill for the 
 licsuscitatitm of the Holy Iioman Empire. 
 
 Thus driven to extremities, the town clerk determined 
 upon a coup (Vet at. The appeal to the people alone could 
 save Andorran Society. ]5ut being as cautious as ho was 
 ahihitious, ho decided not to display his hand too openly 
 at first. Accordingly ho resolved to elect an Empress to 
 hegin with ; and then, by marrying the Empress, to 
 l)ecomo Emperor-Consort, after which ho could easily 
 secure the Imperial crown on his own account. 
 
 To ensure the success of this excellent notion, Don 
 i'edro trusted to the emotions of tho populace. Tlie way 
 lie did it was simply this. 
 
 At that particular juncture, a beautiful young prima 
 donna had lately l)een engaged for the National Italian 
 Opera, Andorra. She was to appear as the Grande DncJiesse 
 on tho very evening after that on which tho Resuscitation 
 Bill had been thrown out on a third reading. Tliis 
 amiable lady bore the name of Signorita Nora Obrienelli. 
 She was of Italian parentage, but born in America, where 
 her father, Signor Patricio Obrienelli, a banished Nea- 
 politan nobleman and patriot, had been better known as 
 Paddy O'Brien; having adopted that disguise to protect 
 himself from the ubiquitous emissaries of King Bomba. 
 lEowever, on her first appearance upon any stage, the 
 Signorita once more resumed her discarded patronymic of 
 Obrienelli ; and it is this circumstance ah^nt^ which has 
 led certain scandalous journalists maliciously to assert that 
 her father was really an Irish chimney-sweep. But not 
 to dwell on these genealogical details, it will suffice to 
 say that Signorita Nora was a beautiful young lady with 
 a magnificent soprano voice. The enthusiastic and gallant 
 Andurrans were already wild at the mere sight of her 
 
2G0 STJiANOr: STORIKS. 
 
 l)caiity, and expected g-rciit tilings from her operatic 
 powers. 
 
 Don IV'dro marked iiis oppoitunit}'. (.'ailing; on tlio 
 inlma donna in the ai'ternoon, faidllossly attired in frock- 
 coat, cliiinnry-pot, and lavender kid gloves, the ambitious 
 politician offered her a h()n(pict worth at least throe-aod- 
 sixpenco, accompanied hy a profound how; and inquired 
 Avhether the title and position of Empress would suit hor 
 views. 
 
 "Down to tho ground, my dear Don Pedro," replied the 
 impulsive actress. " The resuscitation of tho Holy Roman 
 Empire has long been the dream of my existence." 
 
 Half an hour sufficed to settle the details. The pro- 
 tocols were signed, tho engagements delivered, and tho 
 fate of Andorra, with that of the Holy lioman Empire 
 attached, trembled for a moment in the balance. Don 
 I'edro hastily left U> organi/c the coup iVi'tat, and to hire a 
 special body of claqnenrs for tho occasion. 
 
 Evening drew on apace, big with the fato of IV'dro and 
 of Eome. The Opera House was crowded. Stalls and 
 boxes glittered with the partisans of tho Liberal leader, 
 tho expectant hero of a revived Ca>sarism. The claque 
 occupied the pit and gallery. Enthusiasm, real and simu- 
 lated, knew no bounds. Signorita Obrienclli was almost 
 smothered with bouquets ; and the music of catcalls re- 
 sounde(l throughout tho house. At length, in the second 
 act, when the; prima donna entered, crown on head and 
 robes (^f state trained behind, in tho official costume of tho 
 Grand-Duchess of (lerolstein, Don Pedro raised himself 
 from his seat and cried in a loud voice, " Long live Nora, 
 Empress of Andorra and of the Holy Poman Empire ! " 
 
 Tho whole audience rose as one man. " Long live the 
 Empress," re-echoed from every side of the building. 
 Handkerchiefs waved ecstatically; women sobbed with 
 emotion ; old men w^ept tears of joy that they had lived 
 to behold the Penovationof the Poraans. In five minutes 
 
Tin: IMVRKSS OF ANDOniLl. '2C,\ 
 
 tho rcvolulion ^vas a fait nccompU. Don Jiiaii Poroira 
 obtained early news of tho coiij) (Vctat, and tied precipitately 
 aeross tho border, to escape tho i)opular veiii:;eance — not 
 a diflicult feat, as the bonndaries of the (piondani liepublir 
 (ixtended only five miles in any direction. Tlieneo tho 
 broken-hearted old patriot betook himself into France, 
 M'hero ho intended at first to commit suicide, in imitation 
 of Cato ; but on second tlious2;hts, lie decided to proceed to 
 Ouernsey, where he entered into ne_t;-otiation8 for pui-elias- 
 iug Victor Hugo's house, and 1rie<l to ]ioso as a kind of 
 pendent to that banislied poet and politician. 
 
 Although this mode of election Avas afterwards com- 
 mented upon as informal by the Kuro^x^an Press, Don Pedro 
 successfully defended it in a learned letter to tlie Times, 
 nnder the signature of " Ilistoricns Secundus," in whicli 
 he pointed out that a similar mode has long been practised 
 by tho Sacred College, who call it " Electio per Inspira- 
 tionem." 
 
 Tho very next day, the Bishop of IJrgel drove over to 
 Andorra, and crowned tlie hap])y j;/7'ma donna as Empress. 
 Great rejoicings immediately followed, and tlui illumina- 
 tions were conducted on so grand a scale that the single 
 tallow-chandler in the town sold out his entire stock-in- 
 trade, and many houses went witliout candles for a whole 
 week. 
 
 Of course the first act of the grateful sovereign was to 
 extend her favour to Don Pedro, who had been so largely 
 instrumental in placing her npon tho throne. She im- 
 mediately created him Chancellor of Andorra and Prince 
 of the Holy Eoman Empire. Tho ol'tice of town clerk was 
 abolished in perpetuity ; while an hereditary estate of five 
 acres was conferred npon ll.E. the Chancellor and his 
 posterity for ever. 
 
 Don Pedro had now the long-wished-for opportunity of 
 improving the social and political position of tJiat Andor- 
 ran people whom he had so greatly loved. lie determined 
 
2G2 STRAXUi: STORIES. 
 
 to endow ihom witli Priinuiy Ivliication, a Xjitioii.il DeLl. 
 Free Lil)riiriu.s uiul iMusovims, tlio luconio Tax, Fomalo 
 SufiVago, Trial by .fuiy, ruriuissivc rrohiljitoiy Bills, a 
 Pk'biiscituiii, an Extradition Treaty, a Magna Cliarta 
 Associatit)n, and all tlio other l)lcs.sin<^s of modern civiliza- 
 tion. By these means ho hoped to in!j;ratiato himself in 
 the piihlie favour, and thus at length to place him.selt" 
 unopposed upon the Imperial and Holy Ivoman throne. 
 
 His first .stej) was the settlcinent of the (Constitution. 
 And as he was quit*; determined in his own mind that the 
 poor little Empress should only he a puppet in the hands 
 of her Chancellor, who was to act us jMayor of the Talace 
 (observe how well his historical learning stootl him in 
 good stead on all occasions !j, Ik* decided that the revived 
 Empire should take the form of a strictly limited mon- 
 archy. II(! had some idea, indeed, of proclaiming it as 
 the " Holy lionum Empire (Limited) ; " but on second 
 thoughts it occurr(>d to him that the phrase might bo 
 misinterpreted as referring to the somewhat exiguous 
 extent of the Andorran territory : and as he wished it to 
 be understood that the new State was an aggressive Power, 
 which contemplated the final absorption of all the other 
 Latin races, he wisely refrained from the equivocal title. 
 However, he settled the Constitution on a broad and liberal 
 basis, after the following fashion. I quote from his rough 
 draft-sketch, the completed document being too long for 
 insertion in full. 
 
 " The supreme authority resides in the Sovereign and 
 the Folk Mote. The Sovereign reigns, but does not govern 
 (at present). The Folk Mote has full legislative and 
 deliberative powers. It consists of fourteen members, 
 chosen from the fourteen wards of East and West Andorra. 
 (Members for Spain, France, Portugal, and Italy may 
 hereafter be added, raising the total complement tO' 
 eighteen.) The right of voting is granted to all persons, 
 male or female, above eighteen years of age. The execu- 
 
Tin: EMPUESS OF ANDOIiliA. 2C,3 
 
 tive powor rests witli tlio Clianccllor of tlio Empire, who 
 acts in tlio iiiiino of tho Suvoreit^n. IIo posMosscs a ri;:;]it 
 of veto on all acts of tho Folk jMote. Ills olliei! is per- 
 petual. Vifnt I)iipeyatrix /^^ 
 
 This (.'oiistitution -was proposed to a riihlic Assenihly 
 or Cornitia of tho Anih)rran peo[)le, and was iinnn-d lately 
 carried 7/('?H. COM. Enthusiasm was tho order of tho day: 
 ]Jon Tedro was a handsome younjj; man, of p-rsoiial p()[)U- 
 larity: tho hidies of Andorra were delii^litod with any 
 Behemo of ^'()vernnicnt which oit'eri'd them a vote : and 
 tho mon had all a high opinion of JJon Pedro's learning'. 
 ^0 nohody opposed a singlo "Tauso of tho Constitution on 
 any ground. 
 
 Tho next stop to bo taken consisted in gaining tho affec- 
 tions of tho Empress. But hero Don Tedro found to his 
 cunsternation that ho had reckoned without; his hostess. 
 It is an easy thing to make a revolution iu the body politic, 
 hut it is much more serious to attempt a I'evolution in 
 a woman's heart. Her Majesty's had long l)et'n Lestowed 
 olscwhero. It is true she had encouraged Don Pedro's 
 attentions on his lirst momentous visit, but that might bo 
 largely accounted for on political grounds. It is true also 
 thatsho was still cpiitc ready to carry on an innocent flirta- 
 tion with her handsome young (Jhancellor when ho camo 
 to deliberate upon matters of state, Imt that she had often 
 done before with tho lout of an actor who took tho part 
 of Fritz. "Prince," she would say, with one of her sunny 
 smiles, " do just wdiat you like about tho Permissive I'ro- 
 hibitory Pill, and let us have a glass of sparkling Sillery 
 together in tho Council Chamber. You and I aro too 
 young, and, shall I say, too good-looking, to trouble our 
 poor little heads about politics and such rubbish. Youth, 
 after all, is nothing without champagno and love ! " 
 
 And yet her heart — her heart w as over tho sea. During 
 one of her starring engagements among the Central 
 American States, Signorita ObriencUi had made tho 
 
2G4 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 acquaintanco of Don Carlos INIontillado, eldest son of the 
 President of Guatemala. A mutual attachment had sprung 
 up between the young couple, and had taken the practical 
 form of bou([uets, bracelets, and cliampagne suppers; but, 
 alas ! the dilfcrence in their ranks had long hindered the 
 fulfilment of Don ( ^arlos's anxious vows. Ilis Excellency 
 tho President constantly declared tliat nothing could 
 induce him to consent to a marriage between his son and 
 a strolling actrcs-s — in such insolent terms did the wretch 
 allude to tho future occupant of an Imperial throne ! Now, 
 however, all was changed. Fate had smiled upon tho 
 happy lovers, and Don Carlos was already on his way 
 to Andorra . as Ambassador Extraordinary and Minister 
 Plenipotentiary from tho Guatemalan llopublic to the 
 renovated Empire. The poor Chancellor discovered too 
 late that he had baited a hook for his own destruction. 
 
 However, ho did not yet despair. To be sure the 
 Empress, young, beautiful, and with a magnificent soprano 
 voice, had seated herself firndy in the hearts of her sus- 
 ceptible subjects. Besides, her engaging manners, marked 
 by all the charming abandon of the stage, allowed her to 
 make conquests freely among her liegcj, each of whom she 
 encouraged in turn, while smiling slily at the discarded 
 rivals. Still, Don Pedro took heart once more. " Eevo- 
 lution enthroned her," he muttered between his teeth, 
 *' and counter-revolution shall disenthrone her yet. These 
 silly people will smirk and bow while she pretends to be 
 in love with every one of them from day to day ; but when 
 once the young Guatemalan has carried off tho prize they 
 will regret their folly, and turn to the Chancellor, whose 
 heart has always been fixed upon the welfare of Andorra." 
 
 With this object in viyw, the astute politician worked 
 harder than over for the regeneration of the State. His 
 policy falls under two heads, the External and the Internal. 
 Each head deserves a passing mention from the laborious 
 historian. 
 
TUE EMPRESS OF A2sDUltRA. 265 
 
 Don Pedro's External Policy consisted in the annexation 
 of Franco, Spain, Portugal, and Italy, and tlio amalga- 
 mation of the Latin races. Accordingly, lie despatched 
 Ambassadors to the courts of those four Powers, informing 
 them that the Holy Roman Empire had been resuscitated 
 in Andorra, and inviting them to send in their adhesion 
 to tlio now State. In that case he assured them that each 
 country should possess a representative in the Imperial 
 Folk Mote on the same terms as the several wards of An- 
 dorra itself, and that the settlement of local affairs should 
 be loft unreservedly to the minor legislatures, while tho 
 Chancellor of tho Empire in person would manage tho 
 military and naval forces and the general executive de- 
 partment of tho whole Confederation. As the four Powers 
 refused to take any notice of Don Pedro's manifesto, tho 
 Chancellor declared to the Folk Mote his determination of 
 treating them as recalcitrant rebels, and reducing them 
 by force of arms. However, the Andorrau army not being 
 thoroughly mobilized, and indeed having fallen into a 
 state of considerable demoralization, the ambitious prince 
 decided to postpone tho declaration of war «inc die; and 
 his Foreign Policy accordingly stood over for tho timo 
 being. 
 
 Don Pedro's Internal Policy embraced various measures 
 of Finance, Electoral Law, Public Morals, and Polico 
 Regulation. 
 
 The financial position of Andorra was now truly deplor- 
 able. In addition to the expenses of the Imperial Election, 
 and the hire of post-horses for the Bishop of Urgel to 
 attend the coronation, it cannot be denied that the Empress 
 had fallen into most extravagant habits. She insisted 
 upon drinking Veuve Clicquot every day for dinner, and 
 upon ordering large quantities of olives farcies and pate de 
 foie grasy to which delicacies she was inordinately attached. 
 She also sent to a Parisian milliner for two now bonnets, 
 and had her measure taken for &poult de Lyon dress. These 
 
2G6 STEANGE STOllIES. 
 
 expensive tastes, contracted npon the stapjo, soon drained 
 tlio Andorran Excliequcr, and the Folk Mote was at its 
 ■\vits>' end to dcvi,«c a Budget. One radical member had 
 even the Lad tasto to call for a return of Her Majesty's 
 millinery bill ; but tins motion tho ITouso firmly and 
 politely declined to sanction. At last Don Pedro stepped 
 in to solve the difficulty, and proposed an Act for the 
 Inflation of the Currency. 
 
 Inflation is a very simple financial process indeed. It 
 consists in writing on a smull piece of white paper, " This 
 is a Dollar," or, " This is a I'ound," as tho case may be, 
 and then compelling your creditors to accept the paper as 
 payment in full for the amount written upon its face. 
 The scheme met with perfect success, and Don Pedro was 
 much bepraised by tho press as the glorious regenerator 
 of Andorran Finance. 
 
 Among the Chancellor's plains for electoral reform tho 
 most important was tho Bill for the Promotion of Infant 
 Suffrage. Don Pedro shrewdly argued that if you wished 
 to be popular in tho future, you must enlist the sympathies 
 of tho rising generation by conferring upon them some 
 signal benefit. Hence his advocacy of Infant Suffrage. 
 In his great speech to the Folk Mote upon this important 
 measure, he pointed out that the brutal doctrine of an 
 appeal to force in the last resort ill befitted the nineteenth 
 century. Many infants owned property ; therefore they 
 ought to bo represented. Their property was taxed ; no 
 taxation without representation ; therefore they ought to 
 bo rejDresented. Great cruelties were often practised upon 
 them by their parents, which showed how futile was the 
 argument that their parents vicariously represented them ; 
 therefore they ought to be directly represented. An 
 honourable member on the Opposition side had suggested 
 that dogs were also taxed, and that great cruelties were 
 occasionally practised upon dogs. Those facts were per- 
 fectly true, and he could only say that they proved to him 
 
THE EMPJIESS OF ANDORRA. 207 
 
 the thorough desirability of insuring representation for 
 dogs at some future day. But wc must not movo too fast. 
 Ho was no hasty radical, no violent rec!)nstructionist ; ho 
 preferred, stone by stone, to build up the sure and perfect 
 fabric of their liberties. So he would waive for the time 
 being the question concerning the rights of dogs, and only 
 movo at present the third reading of the Bill for tho* 
 Promotion of Infant Suffrage. A division was hardly 
 necessary. The Ilonse passed the Act by a majority of 
 twelve out of a total of fourteen members. 
 
 The Bills for the Gratuitous Di>tribution of Lollipops, 
 for the Wednesday and Saturday Whole Holidays, and for 
 the Total Abolition of Latin Grammar, followed as a matter 
 of course. Tho minds of the infant electors were thus 
 thoroughly enlisted on the Chancellor's side. 
 
 As to Moral Kegeneration, that was mainly ensured l)y 
 the Act for the Absolute Suppression of tho Tea Trade. 
 No man, said the Chancellor, had a right to endanger tho 
 health and happiness of his posterity by tho pernicious 
 habit of tea-drinking. Alcohol they had suppressed, and 
 tobacco they had suppressed ; but tea still remained a 
 plague-spot in their midst. It had been proved that tea 
 and coffee contained poisonous alkaloid principles, known 
 as theine and caffeine (here tho Chancellor displayed tlic 
 full extent of his chemical learning), which were all but 
 absolutely identical with the poisonous principles of opium, 
 prussic acid, and atheistical literature generally. It might 
 be said that this Bill endangered the liberty of the subject. 
 No man had a greater respect for tho liberty of the subject 
 than he had; ho adored, he idolized, lie honoured with 
 absolute apotheosis the liberty of the subject ; but in what 
 did it consist? Not, assuredly, in the right to imbibe a 
 venomous drug, which polluted the stream of life for 
 future generations, and was more productive of manifold 
 diseases than even vaccination itself. " Tea," cried the 
 orator passionately, raising his voice till the fresh white- 
 
2G8 STRANGE STOPJES. 
 
 wash on tlio ceiling of tlio Council CLanibcrtremLled with 
 sympathetic emotion ; " Tea, forsooth ! Call it rather 
 Btrychniuo ! Call it arsenic ! Call it the deadly Upas-tree 
 of Java {Antiaris ioxicaria, Linnceiis) " — what prodigious 
 learning ! — " which poisons with its fatal breath wnoover 
 ventures to pass beneath its baleful shadow I I see it 
 driving out of the fiekl the harmless clujcolate of our fore- 
 fathers ; I see it forcing its way into the earliest meal of 
 morning, and the latest meal of eve. I see it now once 
 more swarming over the Pyrenees from France, with Paris 
 fashions and bad romances, to desecrate the sacred hoi>r of 
 five o'clock with its newfangled presence. The infant in 
 arms finds it rendered palatable t(j his tender years by the 
 insidious addition of copious milk and sugar ; the hallowed 
 reverence of age forgets itself in disgraceful excesses at 
 the refreshment-room of railway stations. This is the 
 ubiquitous pest whicli distils its venom into every sex 
 and every age! This is the enchanted chalice of the Cathaian 
 Circe which I ask you to repel to-day from the lips of the 
 young, the pure, and the virtuous ! " 
 
 It was an able and eloquent effort ; but even the Chan- 
 cellor's powers were all but overtasked in so hard a struggle 
 against ignorance and prejudice. Unhappily, several of 
 the members were themselves secretly addicted to that 
 cup of five o'clock tea to which Don Pedro so feelingly 
 alluded. In the end, however, by taking advantage of 
 the temporary absence of three senators, who had gone to 
 indulge their favourite vice at home, the Bill triumphantly 
 passed its third reading by an overwhelming majority of 
 chocolate drinkers, and became forthwith the law of the 
 Holy Roman Empire. 
 
 Meanwhile Don Carlos jMontillado had oi-ossed the stormy 
 seas in safety, and arrived by special mule at the city of 
 Andorra. He took up his quarters at the Guatemalan 
 Embassy, and immediately sent his card to the Empress 
 and the Chancellor, requesting tlie honour of an early 
 interview. 
 
THE EMPRESS OF AXDOIillA. 209 
 
 Tho Empress at (incu deHpatchod a noto request in j^ Don 
 Carlos to present himself without dchiy in tlio private 
 drawing-room of tho Palace. Tho happy lover and am- 
 bassador flow to her side, and for ludf an liour tho pair 
 enjoyed the dolici(Mis Paradise of a niutnal attaohment. 
 At the end of tluit period Don Pedro presented himself at 
 tho door. 
 
 " Your ^lajesty," ho exclaimed in a tone of suriirise, 
 '* this is a most irregular proceeding. ITis Excellency tho 
 Guatemalan Ambassador should havo calh'd in tho first 
 instance upon tho Imporiiil Chancellor." 
 
 " Prince," replied tho Empress firmly, " I refuse to give 
 you audience at present. I am engaged on private busi- 
 ness — on strirth/ private business — with his Excellency." 
 
 " Excuse me," said tho Chancellor blandly, " but I must 
 assure your Majesty " 
 
 " Leave tho room. Prince," said the Empress, with an 
 impatient gesture. " Leave the room at onc(> ! " 
 
 "Leave the room, fellow, when a lady s^pcaks to you.'' 
 cried the impetuous young Guatemalan, drawing his sword, 
 and pushing Don Pedro bodily out of the door. 
 
 The die was cast. The Pubicon was crossed. Don 
 Pedro determined on a counter-revolution, and waited for 
 his revenge. Nor had he long to wait. 
 
 Half an hour later, as Don Carlos was passing out of the 
 Palaco on his way homo to dross for dinner, six stout 
 constables seized him by tho arms, handculTtid him on the 
 spot, and dragged him off to tho Imperial prison. " At 
 the suit of liis Excellency tho Chancellor," they said in 
 explanation, and hurried him awa}' without another word. 
 
 The Empress was furious. " How dare you ? " she 
 shrieked to Don Peilro. " What right liave you to im- 
 prison him — tho accredited representative of a Foreign 
 Power?" 
 
 " Excuse me," answered Don Pedro, in his smoothest 
 tone. "Article 39 of the Penal Code enacts that the 
 
•270 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 person of the Chancellor is sacred, and that any individual 
 who violently assaults him, with arms in hand, may bo 
 immediately conuuitted to prison without trial, by her 
 Majesty's command. Article 40 further provides that 
 Foreign Ambassadors and other privileged persons are not 
 exempt from the penalties of the previous Article." 
 
 " But, sir," cried the angry little Empress (she was too 
 excited now to remember that Don Pedro was a Princo), 
 " I never gave any command to have Don Carlos im- 
 prisoned. Release him at once, I toll you." 
 
 " Your ]\In jesty forgets," replied the Chancellor quietly, 
 *' that by Article 1 of the Constitution the Sovereign reigns 
 but does not govern. The prerogative is solely exercised 
 through the Chancellor. L'etnt, c'est moi ! " And ho 
 struck an attitude. 
 
 " So you refuse to let him out ! " said the Empress. 
 " Mayn't I marry who I like? Mayn't I even settle who 
 shall bo my own visitors ? " 
 
 " Certainly not, your Majesty, if the interests of the 
 State demand that it should bo otherwise." 
 
 "Then Pll resign," shrieked out the poor little Empress, 
 with a burst of tears. " I'll withdraw. I'll retire. I'll 
 abdicate." 
 
 " By all means," said the Chancellor coolly. " Wo can 
 easily find another Sovereign quite as good." 
 
 The shrewd little cx-actross looked hard into Don 
 Pedro's face. She was an adept in the art of reading- 
 emotions, and she saw at once what Don Pedro really 
 wished. In a moment she had changed front, and stood 
 up once more every inch an Empress. " No, I won't ! " 
 she cried ; " I see you would be glad to get rid of me, and 
 I shall stop hero to baffle and thwart you ; and I shall 
 marry Carlos; and we shall fight it out to the bitter end." 
 So saying, she darted out of the room, red-eyed but majestic, 
 and banged the door after her with a slam as she went. 
 
 Ilenccforward it was open war between them. Don 
 
Till: KMPUIu^S OF AXnOItllA. 1>7I 
 
 5'cdro (lid not daro to depose thr J'hnprcss, wIk* liad htill 
 a considerable Lody of partisans aniong-st tlio Anddi'raii 
 peoplo ; l)utlio resolutely refused to release tlio (Juatemuluii 
 legate, and decided to accept hostilities -with tlio Central 
 American liepublic, in order to divert tlio minds of tlio 
 populace from internal politics. If ho returned homo from 
 the campaign as a successful commander, lie did not douht 
 that ho would find himself sufliciently powerful to throw 
 off the mask, and to assume the Imperial purple in iiaiue 
 as well as in reality. 
 
 Accordingly, before the Guatemalan President could 
 receive the news of his son's imprisonment, Don rodn) 
 resolved to prepare for war. Ilis lirst care was to strengthon 
 the naval resources of his country. The Opposition — that 
 is to say, the Empress's party — objected that Andorra had 
 no seaboard. But Don Pedro at once overruled that 
 objection, by dint of several parallel instances. The 
 Province of Upper Canada (now Ontario, added the careful 
 historical student) had no seaboard, yet the Canadians 
 placed numerous gunboats on tho great lakes during tho 
 war of ISlli. (What research!) Again, the Nile, tho 
 Indus, the Ganges, and many other great rivers had been 
 the scene of important naval engagements as early as i;.c, 
 1082, which ho could show from tho evidence of papyri 
 now preserved in the British Museum. (What universal 
 knowledge !) The objection was frivolous. Ihit, answered 
 the Opposition, Andorra has neither lakes nor navigable 
 rivers. This, Don Pedro considered, was men; hair-split- 
 ting. Perhaps they would tell him next it had no gutters 
 or water-butts. Besides, wo must accommodate^ ourselves 
 to the environment. (This, you see, conclusively proves 
 that tho Chancellor had j'cad Mr. llerl)ert Spencer, and 
 was thoroughly well up in tho Eiinutiai of tho Evolutionist 
 Philosophy.) Had they never looked into their Thucy- 
 dides ? Did they not remember the famous hollcos, or trench, 
 whereby the Athenian triremes were lifted across tho 
 
272 STUAXGK STOIIJES. 
 
 IsthnniH of Corintli ? "Well, ho proposetl in like manner to 
 order a larjco nniuLcr of ironclads I'roni an eminent (jllasjjrow 
 firm, to pnll them overland np tlu^ ryrcnoes, and to plant 
 them on the mountain tops around Amlorra us permanent 
 hatterioH. That was what ho meant hy adaptation to the 
 environment. 
 
 So the order was j2;iven to the eminent Clasgow firm, 
 who forthwith supplied the Empire with ten magnificent 
 Clydo-huilt ironclads, having 14-inch plates, and patent 
 douWe-security rivets : mounting twelve eighty-ton guns 
 apiece, and fitted up with all the latest Woolwich improve- 
 ments. These vessels were then hauled up the mountains, 
 as Don Pedro proposed ; and there they stood, on the 
 tallest neighbouring summits, in very little danger of 
 going to the bottom, as the ironclads of other Powers are 
 so apt to do. In return, Don Pedro tendered payment by 
 means of five million pounds Inilated Currency, which ho 
 assured tho eminent ship-builders were quite as good as 
 cold, if not a irreat deal better. Tho firm was at first 
 inclined to demur to this mode of payment ; but Dun 
 Pedro immediately retorted that they did not seem to 
 understand tho Currency Questici : and as this is an 
 imputation which no gentleman could enduro for a 
 moment, tho eminent ship-builders pocketed tho inflated 
 paper at once, and pretended to think no more about it. 
 
 Ilowever, there was one man among them who rather 
 mistrusted inflation, because, you see, his education had 
 been sadly neglected, especially as regards tho works of 
 American Political Economists, in which Don Pedro was 
 so deeply versed. Now, this ignorant and misguided man 
 went straight off to the Stock Exchange with his share of 
 the five millions, and endeavoured to negotiate a few 
 hundred thousands for pocket-money. But it turned out 
 that all the other Stock Exchange magnates were just 
 as ill-informed as himself with respect to inflation and 
 the Currency Question at large : and they persisted in 
 
THE EMVllESS OF ANDOUHA. 273 
 
 «lec'larlng that a picco of paper is really uono the better 
 for having the wordt: " This is u Pound " writien across 
 its face. iSo the eminent ship-buiMer returned homo dis- 
 consolate, and next day instituted proceedings in Chancery 
 against tho Holy liuman Empire at Andorra for the 
 recovery of five million pounds sterling. What camo at 
 last of this importan*^ suit you shall hear in the sequel. 
 
 Meanwhile, poor Don Carlos remained incarcerated in 
 the Imperial prison, and preparations for war went on with 
 vigour and activity, both in Andorra and Guatemala. 
 Naturally, the greatest excitement prevailed throughout 
 Europe, and especially in tho sympatlictic liepublic of 
 San Marino. Very diileront views of the situatix)n wero 
 expressed by the various periodicals of that effusive State. 
 Tho Matutinal Agitator declared that Andorra under tho 
 Obrienelli dynasty had become a dangerously aggressivo 
 Power, and that no peace could be expected in Europe 
 until the Andorrans had been taught to recognize their 
 true position in the scale of nations. Tho Vcsjicrtinal 
 Sentimentalist, on the other hand, looked upon tho Guate- 
 malans as wanton disturbers of tho public quietude, and 
 considered Andorra in the favourable light o( an oppressed 
 nationality. The Jlehdomadal T)anquilli::er, Avliieh treated 
 both sides with contempt — avowing that it held tho 
 Andorrans to be little better than lawless brigands, in tho 
 last stage of bankruptcy; and the Guatemalans to bo 
 mere drunken half-castes, incapable of attack or defence 
 for want of men and money — this lukewarm and mean- 
 spirited journal, I say, was treated with universal con- 
 tumely as a wretched time-server, devoid of human 
 sympathies and of proper cosmopolitan expansiveuess. 
 At length, however, through the good offices of tho San 
 Marino Government, both Powers were induced to lay 
 aside the thought of needless bloodshed, and to discuss 
 the terms of a mutual understanding at a Pan-Hispanic 
 Congress to bo held in the neutral metropolis of Monaco. 
 
271 STRANGE STORTES. 
 
 Invitations to attcnrl tlio Conj^rcss were issued to all 
 the SpanisU-spcakinji; nations on butli fsiilcs of the Atlantic. 
 Tliero woro a low triflinj; refusals, it is true, as Spain, 
 Mexico, and the South American States declined to send 
 representatives to the proposed meeting : Lut still a goodly 
 array of pl(;nipotentiaries met to discuss tho terms of 
 peace. Envoys from Andorra, from Guatemala, and from 
 tho other Central American It'puhlics — one of whom was 
 of coursu a Chevalier of tho Exalted Order of the Holy 
 Koso of Honduras, while another ropvescntod tho latest 
 Tresidcnt of Nicaran;ua— sat down by tho side of a coloured 
 niarf|uiH from San JJomingo, and a mulatto general who 
 presented credentials from the licpuljlic of Cuba— since 
 unhappily extinct. Thus it will he seen at a glance that 
 the Congress wanted nothing which could add to its 
 imposing character, either as an International Parliament 
 or as an expression of military ran-II'spanic force. 
 Europe felt instinctively that its deliberations were backed 
 up by all tho vast terrestrial and naval armaments of its 
 constituent Powers. 
 
 But while Don Pedro was iiulling the M'ires of tho 
 Monaco convention (by telegraph) from his head-quarters 
 at Andorra — he could not himself have attended its 
 meeting, lest his august Sovereign should embrace the 
 opportunity of releasing tho captive Guatemalan and so 
 stopping his hopes of future success — he had to contend at 
 homo, not only with tho covert opposition of the bravo 
 little Eaipress, but also with the open rebellion of a dis- 
 affected minority. Tho five wards which constitute East 
 Andorra had long been at secret variance with the nine 
 wards of West Andorra ; and they seized upon this moment 
 of foreign complications to organize a Home Rule party, 
 and set on foot a movement of secession. After a few 
 months of mere parliamentary opposition, they broke at 
 last into overt acts of treason, seized on three of Don 
 Pedro's ironclads, and proclaimed themselves a separate 
 
TJJE EMITiESS OF ASDOJiRA. 27.) 
 
 government under the titlo of tho Confederato Wards uf 
 Andorra. This last l)h»\v almost broke Don Pedro's 
 heart. IIo had serious thoughts of giving up all for 
 lost, and retiring into a. monastery for tho term of his 
 natural life. 
 
 As it Iiappcned, however, tho Chancellor was spared tho 
 necessity for that final humiliation, and tho Pan-Ilispanic 
 Congress was relie . ed of its arduous duties hy the sudden 
 intervention of a hitherto passive Power. Great Britain 
 Avoke at last to a sense of her own prestige and tho neces- 
 sities of tho situation. The Court of Chancery decided 
 that tho Inflated (,'urrency was not legal tender, and 
 adjudicated the bankrupt state of Andorra to tlio prose- 
 cuting creditors, the iirm of eminent ship-builders at 
 Glasgow. A sheriff's oflicer, backed by a company of 
 British Grenadiers, was desjiatched to tako possession of 
 tho territory in tho name of tho assignees, and to repel 
 any attempt at armed resistance. 
 
 Politijal considerations had no little weight in tho 
 decision which led to this imposing military demonstra- 
 tion. It was felt that if we permitted Guatemala to keep 
 up a squadron of ironclads in tho Caribbean, a perpetual 
 menace would overshadow our tenure of Jamaica and 
 Barbadoes : while if we suffered Andorra to overrun tho 
 Peninsula, our position at Gibraltar would not be worth a 
 fortnight's purchase. For these reasons tho above-men- 
 tioned expeditionary force was detailed for the purpose of 
 attaching tho insolent Empire, liberating the imprisoned 
 Guatemalan, and entirely removing tho casus belli. It 
 Avas hoped that such prompt and vigorous action Avould 
 deter the Central American States from their extensive 
 military preparations, which had already reached to 
 several pounds of powder and over one hundred stand of 
 Martini-Henry rifles. 
 
 Our demonstration was quite as successful as the " little 
 wars" of Great Britain have always been. Don Pedro 
 
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 27G STRANGE STOJIIES. 
 
 made some show of resistance with his eighty-ton gims ; 
 but finding that the contractors had only supplied thorn 
 with wooden bores, he deemed it prudent at length to 
 beat a precipitate retreat. As to the poor little Empress, 
 she had long learned to regard herself as a cypher in the 
 realm over which she reifcncd but did not crovcrn ; and 
 she was therefore perfectly read}'' to abdicate the throne, 
 and resign the crown jewels to the sheriff's officer. She 
 did so with the less regret, because the crown was only 
 aluminium, and the jewels only paste — being, in fact, the 
 identical articles which she had worn in her theatrical 
 character as the Grand-Duchess of Gerolstein. The 
 quondam republic was far from rich, and it had been glad 
 to purchase these convenient regalia from the property- 
 man at the theatre on the eventful morning of the Imperial 
 Coronation. 
 
 Don Carlos was immediately liberated by the victorious 
 troops, and rushed at once into the arms of his inamorata. 
 The Bishop of Urgel married them as private persons on 
 the very same afternoon. The ex-Empress returned to the 
 stage, and made her first reappearance in London, where 
 the history of her misfortunes, and the sympathy which 
 the British nation always extends to the conquered, 
 rapidly secured her an unbounded popularity. Don 
 Carlos practised with success on the violin, and joined the 
 orchestra at the same house where his happy little wife 
 appeared as prima donna. Senor ]Moutillado the elder at 
 first announced his intention of cutting off his son with a 
 shilling ; but being shortly after expelled from the Presi- 
 dency of the Guatemalan Kepublic by one of the triennial 
 revolutions which periodically diversify life in that 
 volcanic state, he changed his mind, took the mail 
 steamer to Southampton, and obtained through his son's 
 influence a remunerative post as pantaloon at a neighbour- 
 ing theatre. 
 
 The eminent ship-builders took possession of East and 
 
TUE EMPRESS OF ANDOIiRA. 277 
 
 West Andorra, (pioUecl the insurrectionary movomont of 
 the Confederato Wards, and brought back the ten iron- 
 clads, together with the crown jewels and other public 
 ijffects. On the whole, they rather gained than lost by 
 the national bankruptcy, as they let out the conquered 
 territory to the Andorran people at a neat little ground- 
 rent of some £20,000 per annum. 
 
 Don Pedro fled across the border to Touhiuso, where bo 
 obtained congenial employment as clerk to an avoue. He 
 was also promptly elected secretary to the local Academy 
 of Science and Art, a post for which his varied attain- 
 ments fit him in the highest degree. lie has given up all 
 hopes of the resuscitation of the Holy Roman Empire, and 
 is now engaged to a business-like young woman at the 
 Cafe do I'Univers, who will effectually cure him of all 
 lingering love for transcendental politics. 
 
 Fi. ally, if any hypercritical person ventures to assert 
 that this history is based upon a total misconception of 
 the Holy Ivoman Empire question — that I am completely 
 mistaken about Francis II., utterly wrong about Otto the 
 Oreat, and hopelessly fogged about Henry tlie Fowler — I 
 can only answer, that I take these statements as I find 
 them in the note-books of Don Tedro, and the printed 
 debates of the Andorran Folk Mote. Like a veracious 
 historian, I cannot go beyond my authorities. But I 
 think you will agree with me, my courteous reader, that 
 the dogmatic omniscience of these historical critics is 
 really beginning to surpass human endurance. 
 
THE SENIOR PROCTOR'S WOOIXG : 
 
 A TALE OF TWO CONTINENTS. 
 
 I. 
 
 I WAS positively blinded. I could hardly read the note, a 
 neatly written little square sheet of paper ; and the words 
 Keemcd to swim before my eyes. It was in the very thick 
 of summer term, and I, Cyril Payne, MA., Senior Proctor 
 of the University of Oxford, was calmly asked to under- 
 take the sole charge for a week of a wild American girl, 
 travelling alone, and probably expecting me to run about 
 with her just as foolishly as I had done at Nice. There 
 it lay before me, that awful note, in its overwhelming 
 conciseness, without hope of respite or interference. It 
 was simply crushing. 
 
 " My dear Mr. Payne, 
 
 "I am coming to Oxford, as you advised me. 
 I shall arrive to-morrow by the 10.15 a.m. train, and 
 mean to stop at the Randolph. I liox^e you will kindly 
 show mo all the lions. 
 
 *' Yours very sincerely, 
 
 " Ida Van EiiNssELAER." 
 
 It was dated Tuesday, and this was Wednesday morn- 
 ing. I hadn't opened my letters before seeing last night's 
 charges at nine o'clock ; and it was now just ten. In a 
 
TUE SENIOR PROCTOR'S WOOING. 270 
 
 moment the full terror of the situation flahi ed upon me. 
 She had started ; she was already almost here ; there was no 
 possibility of telegraphing to stop her ; before I could da 
 anything, she .would have arrived, have taken rooms at 
 the Eandolph, and have come round in her queer American 
 manner to call upon me. There was not a moment to bo 
 lost. I must rush down to the station and meet her — in 
 full academicals, velvet sleeves and all, for a Proctor must 
 never be seen in the morning in mufti. If there had been 
 half an hour more, I could have driven .ound by the 
 Parks and called for my sister Annie, who was married to 
 the Rev. Theophilus Sheepshanks, Professor of Cojupara- 
 tive Osteology, and who miglit have helped mo out of tho 
 scrape. But as things stood, I was comi)elled to burst 
 down the High just as I was, hail a hansom opposite 
 Queen's, and drive furiously to the station in bare time to 
 meet the 10.15 train. At all hazards, Ida Van Ivensselaer 
 must not go to the Pandolph, and must bo carried oif to 
 Annie's, whether she would or not. On tho way down 1 
 had time to arrange my plan of action ; and before I 
 reached the station, I thought I saw my way dimly out 
 of the awful scrape which this mad Yankee girl had so 
 inconsiderately got mo into. 
 
 I had met Ida Van Rensselaer the winter before at Nice. 
 We stopped together at a pension on the Promenade des 
 Anglais; and as I was away from Oxford — for even a 
 Proctor must unbend sometimes — and as she was a 
 pleasant, lively young person with remarkably fine eyes, 
 travelling by herself, I had taken the trouble to instruct 
 her in European scenery and European art. She had a 
 fancy for being original, so I took her to see Eza, and 
 Roccabruna, and St. Pons, and all the other queer pictur- 
 esque little places in the Nice district which no American 
 had ever dreamt of going to see before : and when Ida 
 went on to Florence, I happened — quite accidentally, of 
 course — to turn up at the very same pension three days 
 
2S0 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 later, where I gave her further lessons in the art of 
 admiring the early niediaival masters and the other 
 treasures of Giotto's city. I was a bit of a collector 
 myself, and in ray rooms at Magdalen I flatter myself 
 that I have got tho only one genuine Botticelli in a 
 private collection in England. In spite of her untamed 
 American savagery, Ida had a certain taste for these 
 things, and evidently my lessons gave her the first glimpse 
 she had ever had of that real interior Europe whoso 
 culture she had nut previously suspected. It is pleasant 
 to teach a pretty pupil, and in the impulse of a weak 
 moment — it was in a gondola at Venice — I even told her 
 that she should not leavcfor America without having seen 
 Oxford. Of course I faiicied that «lio would bring a 
 chaperon. Now she had taken mo at my word, but she 
 had como alone. I had brought it all upon myself, 
 undoubtedly ; though how the dickens I was ever to get 
 out of it I could not imagine. 
 
 As I reached the station, the 10.15 was just coming in. 
 I cast a wild glance right and left, and saw at least a 
 dozen undergraduates, without cap or gown, loitering on 
 the platform in obvious disregard of university law. But 
 I felt far too guilty to proctorizo them, and I was terribly 
 conscious that all their eyes were fixed upon me, as I 
 moved up and down the carriages looking for my American 
 friend. She caught my eye in a moment, peering out of 
 a second-class window — she had told me that she was not 
 well oft' — and I tliought I should have sunk in the ground 
 when she jumped lightly out, seized my hand warmly, and 
 cried out quite audibly, in her pretty faintly American 
 voice, " My dear Mr. Payne, I am so glad you've come to 
 meet me. Will you see after my baggage — no, luggage 
 3'ou call it in England, don't you ? — and get it sent up to 
 the Ilandolph, please, at once ? " 
 
 AVas over Proctor so tried on this earth? But I 
 made an effort to smile it off. " My sister is so sorry she 
 
 
TJJE SENIOR PliOCTOR'S WOOING. 2i>l 
 
 could not como to meet you, Miss Van Eensselaor," I said 
 in my loudest voice, for I saw all those twelve sinister 
 undergraduates watching afar oiT with eager curiosity ; 
 " but she has sent me down to carry you oft" in her stead, 
 and she bogs you won't think of going to the Kiindolph, 
 but will come and make her house your homo as long as 
 you stay in Oxford." I flattered myself that the twelve 
 odious young men, who were now forming a sort of 
 irregular circle around us, would bo completely crnslied 
 by that masterly stroke : though what on earth Annie 
 would say at being saddled witli this Yankee girl for a 
 week I hardly dared to fancy. For Annie was a Professor's 
 wife : and the dignitj' of a Professor's wife is almost as 
 serious a matter as that of a Senior Proctor himself. 
 
 Imagine my horror, then, wlien Ida answered, with her 
 frank smile and sunny voice, " Your hister ! I didn't know 
 you had a sister. And anyhow, I haven't come to see 
 your sister, but yourself. And I'd bettor go to the Ran- 
 dolph straight, I'm sure, because I shall feel more at homo 
 there. You can come round and see mo whenever you 
 like, there ; and I mean you to show me all Oxford, now 
 I've come here, that's certain." 
 
 I glanced furtively at the open-eared undergraduates, 
 and felt that the game was really up. I could never face 
 them again. I must resign everything, take orders, and 
 lly to a country rectory. At least, I thought so on the 
 spur of the moment. 
 
 But something must clearly bo done. I couldn't stand 
 and argue out the case with Ida before those twelve young 
 fiends, now reinforced by a group of porters ; and I 
 determined to act strategically — that is to say, tell a white 
 lie. " You can go to the Kandolph, of course, if you 
 wish, Miss Van Rensselaer," I said ; " will you come and 
 show me which is your luggage ? Here, you, sir," to one 
 of the porters, — a little angrily, I fear, — " come and get 
 this lady's boxes, will you ? " 
 
282 STEANGE STOIIIES. 
 
 In a minute T had secured the boxes-, and wen' out fur 
 a cab. There was nothing left but a single banson.. De- 
 moralized as I was, I took it, and put Ida inside. " Drive 
 to Lechlado Villa, the Parks," I whispered to the cabby — 
 that was Annie's address— and I jumped in beside my 
 torturer. As we drove up by the Corn-market, I could 
 see the porters and scouts of Balliol and John's all looking 
 eagerly out at the unwonted sight of a Senior Proctor in 
 full academicals, driving through the streets of Oxford in 
 a hansom cab, with a lady by his side. xVs for Ida, she 
 remained happily unconscious, though I blamed her none 
 the less for it. In her native wilds I knew that such 
 vagaries were permitted by the rules of society ; but she 
 ought surely to have known that in Europe they were not 
 admissible. 
 
 " Now, Miss Van Eensselaer," I said as wo turned the 
 corner of Carfax, " I am taking you to my sister's. Excuso 
 my frankness if I tell you that, according to English, and 
 especially to Oxford etiquette, it would never do for you 
 to go to an hotel. People's sense of decorum would bo 
 scandalized if they learnt that a lady had come alone to 
 risit the Senior Proctor, and was stopping at the llandolph. 
 Don't you sec yourself how very odd it looks ? " 
 
 " Well, no," t-aid Ida promptly ; " I think you are a 
 dreadfully suspicious people : you seem always to credit 
 everybody with the worst motives. In America, we think 
 people mean no harm, and don't look after them so sharply 
 as you do. But I really can't go to your sister's. I don't 
 know her, and I haven't been invited. Does she know I'm 
 coming ? " 
 
 " Well, I can't say she does," I answered hesitatingly. 
 " You see, your letter only reached me half an hour ago, 
 and I had no time to see her before I went to meet you." 
 
 " Then I certainly won't go, Mr. Payne, that's certain." 
 
 " But my dear Miss Van Rensselaer " 
 
 " Not the slightest use, I assure you. I canH go to a 
 
TUE iiENIOR rnOCTOIi'S WOOING. 283 
 
 house wliere thoy don't even know I'm coming. Driver, 
 will you go to the Randolph Hotel, please ? " 
 
 1 Bank hack paralyzed and unmanned. This girl was 
 one too many for me. " Miss A^'an ]\*enssclaer," I cried, in 
 a last despairing fit, "do j'ou know that as Senior Proctor 
 of the University I have the power to order you away 
 from Oxford ; and that if I told them at the Randolph 
 not to take you in, they wouldn't dare to do it ? " 
 
 " Well really, Mr. Payne, I dare say you have some 
 extraordinary meditwval customs hero, but you can hardly 
 mean to send mo away again by main force. I shall go to 
 the liandolph." 
 
 And she went. I had to draw up solemnly at the door, 
 to accompany her to the office, and to see her safely 
 provided with a couple of rooms before I could get away 
 hastily to the Ancient House of Convocation, where public 
 business was being delayed by my absence. As I hurried 
 through the Schools Quadrangle, I felt like a convicted 
 malefactor going to face his judges, and self -condemned 
 by his very face. 
 
 That afternoon, as soon as I had gulped down a choking 
 lunch, I bolted down to the Parks and saw Annie. At iirst 
 I thought it was a hopeless task to convince her that Ida 
 Van Rensselaer's conduct was, from an American point of 
 view, nothing extraordinary. She persisted in declaring 
 that such goings-on were not respectable, and that I was 
 bound, as an officer of tho University, to remove the 
 young woman at once from tho eight-mile radius over 
 which my jurisdiction extended. I pleaded in vain that 
 ladies in America always travelled alone, and that nobody 
 thought anything of it. Annie pertinently remarked 
 that that would be excellent logic in New York, but that 
 it was quite un-Aristotolian in Oxford. *' When your 
 American friends come to Rome," she said coldly — as 
 though I were in the habit of importing Yankee girls 
 wholesale—-" they must do as Rome does." But when I 
 
•2S4 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 at last pointed out tliat Ida, as an American citizen, could 
 appeal to her minister if I attempted to turn her out, and 
 that wo might ilnd ourselves the centre of an international 
 quarrel — possibly even a casus hclli — she finally yielded 
 M'ith a struggle. *' For the sake of respectability," she 
 said solenmly, " I'll go and call on this girl with you; but 
 j'emember, Cyril, I shall never undertake to help you out 
 of such a disgraceful scrape a second time." I sneaked out 
 into t]ie garden to wait for her, and felt that tlio burden 
 of a rr>>ctorship was really more than I could endure. 
 
 We called duly upon Ida, that very hour, and Ida 
 certainly behaved herself remarkably well. She was so 
 charmingly frank and pretty, she apologized so simply to 
 Annie for her ignorance of English etiquette, and she 
 was so obviously guileless and innocent-hearted in all her 
 talk, that even Annie herself — who is, I must confess, a 
 typical don's wife — was gradually mollified. To my great 
 surprise, Annie even asked lier to dinner en famille the 
 .same evening, and suggested that I should make an 
 arrangement with the Junior Proctor to take my work, 
 and join the party. I consented, not without serious mis- 
 givings ; but I felt that if Ida was really going to stop 
 a week, it would be well to put the best face upon it, and 
 to show her up in company with Annie as often as possible. 
 That might just conceivably take the edge off the keen 
 blade of University scandal. 
 
 To cut a long story short, Ida did stop her week, and 
 I got through it very creditably after all. Annie behaved 
 like a brick, as soon as the first chill was over ; for though 
 she is married to a professor of dry bones (Comparative 
 Osteology sounds very well, but means no more than that, 
 when you come to think of it), she is a woman at heart in 
 spite of it all. Ida had the most winning, charming, 
 confiding manner; and she was so pleased with Oxford, 
 with the colleges, the libraries, the gardens, the river, the 
 boats, the mediaeval air, the whole place, that she quite 
 
TUB SENIOR rnOCTOKS WOOISG. 28:» 
 
 gained Annie over to Ler side. Nay, my sister even 
 discovered incidentally that Ida had a little fortune of 
 her own, amounting to somo £;}0() a year, which, though 
 it doesn't count for much in America, would ho a neat 
 littlo sum to a man like myself, in England ; and she 
 shrewdly ohscrved, in her senssiblo husiness-liko manner, 
 that it would quite make I'p for the possiblo loss of my 
 Magdalen fcdlowship. I am not exactly what you call a 
 marrying man — at least, I know I had never got married 
 l)efore; bnt as the week wore on, and I continued boating, 
 flirting, and acting showman to Ida, Annie of course 
 always assisting for propriety's sake, I began to feci 
 that the Proctor was being conquered by the man. J 
 fell most seriously and undoubtedly in love. Ida ad- 
 mired my rooms, was charmed with the pretty view 
 from my windoAvs over Magdalen Bridge and the beautiful 
 gardens, and criticized my r)utticelli with real sympathy. 
 I was interested in her ; she was so fresh, so real, and so 
 genuinely delighted with the now world Avhich opened 
 before her. It was almost her first glimpse of the truo 
 interior Europe, and she was fascinated with it, as all 
 better American minds invariably are when they feel the 
 charm of its contrast with their own hurrying, bustling, 
 mushroom world. The week passed easily atid pleasantly 
 enough ; and when it was drawing to an end, I had half 
 made up my mind to propose to Ida Van IJensselaer. 
 
 The day before she was to leave she told us she would 
 not go out in tho afternoon ; so I determined to stroll 
 down the river to Iffley by myself in a " tub dingey" — a 
 small boat with room in it for two, if occasion demands. 
 AVhen I reached the Iffiey Lock, imagine my horror at 
 seeing Ida in the middle of the stream, quietly engaged 
 in paddling herself down the river in a canoe. I ran my 
 dingey close beside her, drove her remorselessly against 
 the bank, and handed her out on to tho meadow, before 
 she could imagine what I was driving at. 
 
liso stuangij sroniics. 
 
 "Now, Miss Van lioiisselacr," T said stonily, "this will 
 never do. i>y herculean eflorts Annio and I have got 
 over this week -without serious scandal ; and at tbo last 
 moment you endeavour to wreck our plans hy canoeing 
 down tho open river by yourself heforo the eyes of tho 
 whole University. Everybody will talk about the Stnior 
 I'roctor's visitor having been seen indecorously paddling 
 about in broad daylight in a boat of her own." 
 
 " I didn't know there was any harm in it," said Ida 
 penitently; for she was beginning to understand the real 
 seriousness of University etiquette. 
 
 " Well," I answered, " it can't bo helped now. You 
 must get into my boat at once — I'll send one of Salter's 
 men down to fetch your canoe — and wo must row straight 
 back to Oxford immediately." 
 
 She obeyed mo mechanically, and I began to pull away 
 for very life. "There's nothing for it now," I said 
 pensively, "except to propose to you. 1 half meant to 
 do it before, and now I've (juito made up my mind. Will 
 you have me ? " 
 
 Ida looked at mo without surprise, but with a little 
 pleasure in her face. " What nonsense! " she said quietly. 
 "I knew you were going to propose to me this after- 
 noon, and so I came out alone to keep out of your way. 
 You haven't had time to make up your mind propeily 
 yet." 
 
 As I looked at her beautiful calm face and lovely eyes 
 I forgot everything. In a moment, I was over head and 
 ears in love again, and conscious of nothing else. " Ida," 
 I cried, looking at her steadily, " Ida ! " 
 
 " Now, please stop," said Ida, before I could get any 
 further. " I know exactly what you're going to say. 
 You're going to say, ' Ida, I love you.' Don't desecrate the 
 verb to love by draggling it more than it has already been 
 draggled through all the grammars of every European lan- 
 guage. I've conjugated to love, myself, in English, French, 
 
THE SENIOR rnOCrOirS M'OOISG. 287 
 
 fiernifiTi, am! Italian; and you've conjup;at(Hl it in Latin 
 and Greek, and for auj^ht I know in Anglo-Saxon and 
 Ooptic and Assyrian as well; so now lot's have done with 
 it for ever, and conjugate some otlier verb more worthy 
 the attention of two rational and original human beings. 
 (Jan't you strike out a lino for yourself y" 
 
 "You're <juito mistaken," I answered curtly, for I wasn't 
 going to be browbeaten in that way ; " I meant to say 
 nothing of the sort. What I did mean to say — and I'll 
 trouble you to listen to it attentively — was just this. 
 You seem to me about as well suited to my abstract 
 requirements as any other young woman I have ever 
 met : and if you're inclined to take mo, wo might possibly 
 arrange an engagement." 
 
 " Wliat a funny man you an? !*' she went on innocently. 
 " You don't propose at all en regie. I've had twelve men 
 propose to me separately in a boat in America, and you 
 make up the baker's dozen ; but all the others leaned 
 forward lackadaisically, dropped the oars when they were 
 beginning to get sericjus, and looked at mo sentimentally ; 
 while you go on rowing all the time as if there was 
 nothing unusual in it." 
 
 "Probably," I suggested, "your twelve American 
 admirers attached mon; importance to the ceremony than 
 I do. But you haven't answered my question yet " 
 
 "Let me ask you one instead," she said, more seriously. 
 " Do yon think I'm at all the kind of person for a .Senior 
 Proctor's wife ? You say I suit your abstract requirements, 
 but one can't get married in the abstract, you know. 
 Viewed concretely, don't you fancy I'm about the most 
 nnsuitable helpmate you could possibly light upon?" 
 
 " The profound consciousness of that indubitable fact," 
 I replied carelessly, " has made me struggle in a hopeless 
 sort of way against the irresistible impulse to propose to 
 you ever since I saw you first. But I suppose Senior 
 Proctors are much the same as other men. They fly like 
 
288 STIIAXGE STORIES. 
 
 moths about tho candle, and can't overcome tlio temptation 
 of singeing their wings." 
 
 " If I had any notion of accepting you," said Ida 
 roflectivc^ly, "I should at least havo the consolation of 
 knowing tliat you didn't make anytliing by your bargain ; 
 for ray fifteen hundred dollars would just amount to the 
 three hundred a year which you would have to give up 
 with your fellowship." 
 
 " Quito so," I answered ; " 1 sec you come of a busiue.ss- 
 liko nation ; and I, as former bursar of my college, am a 
 man of business myself. 80 I have no reason for conceal- 
 ing from you tho fact that I havo a piivato income of 
 about four hundred a year, besides Univorsity appoint- 
 ments worth live hundred more, which would not go with 
 tho fellowship." 
 
 " Do you really think me sordid enough to care for such 
 considerations ? " 
 
 *'If I did, I wouldn't have taken the trouble to tell vou 
 them. I merely mentioned tho facts for their general 
 interest, and not as bearing on tho (question in hand." 
 
 " Well, then, Mr. Payne, you shall have my answer. — 
 
 Nor 
 
 "Is it final?" 
 
 "Is anything human final, except one's twenty-ninth 
 birthday? I choose it to be final for tho jiresent, and 
 'the subject then dropped,' as tho papers saj' about 
 debates in Congress. Let us have done now with tliis 
 troublesome verb altogether, and conjugate our return to 
 Oxford instead. See what bunches of fritillaries atcain! 
 I never saw anything prettier, except the orange-lilies in 
 New Hampshire. If you like, you may come to America 
 next season. You would enjoy our woodlands." 
 
 " Where shall I find you ?'" 
 
 " At Saratoga." 
 
 "When?" . . 
 
 " Any day from July the iSrst." 
 
Till'] SENIOR riiOCTOIl'S }yi)OlXG. 2Sf) 
 
 " Good," I said, after a moment'H reflection. " If I stick 
 to my fancy for flying into tho candlo, you will seo mo 
 tlicre. If I cliango my mind, it won't matter much to 
 cither of us." 
 
 So wo paddled back to Oxford, talkinj? all tlio way of 
 indifferent subjects, of England and our Knpjlisli villages, 
 and enjoying the peaceful greenness of tho trees and 
 banks. It was half-past six when wo got to Salter's 
 barge, and I walked with Ida as far as tho Uandolph. 
 Then I returned to college, feeling very much like an 
 undetected shcep-stealer, and had a furtive sort of dinner 
 served up in my own room. Next morning, I confess it 
 was with a sigh of relief that Annie and I saw Ida 
 Van Rensselaer start frofu the station en route for Liver- 
 pool. It was quite a fortnight before I could face my own 
 bulldogs unabashed, and I bowed with a wan and guilty 
 smile upon my face whenever any one of those twelve 
 underg^ad^lates capped me in the High till the end of 
 term. I believe they never missed an opportunity of 
 meeting me if they saw a chance open. I was glad 
 indeed when long vacation oaaiio to ease mo of my office 
 and my troubles. 
 
 II. 
 
 Congress Hall in Saratoga is really ono of tho most 
 comfortable hotels at which I ever stopped. Of course it 
 holds a thousand guests, and covers an unknown extent 
 of area : it measures its passages by tho niilo and its 
 carpets by the acre. All that goes unsaid, for it is a 
 big American hotel; but it is also a very pleasant and 
 luxurious one, even for America. I was not sorry, on tho 
 second of July, to find myself comfortably quartered (by 
 
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290 STRANGE STOIilES. 
 
 elevator) in room No. 547 on the fifth floor, with a gay 
 look-out on Broadway and tho Columbia Spring. After 
 ten days of dismal rolling on tho mid-Atlautio, and a 
 week of hurry and bustlo in Now York, I found it 
 extremely delightful to sit down at my ease in summer 
 (quarters, on a broad balcony overlooking the leafy pro- 
 menade, to sip my iced cobbler liku a prince, and to 
 watch that strange, new, and wonderfully holiday life 
 which was unfolding itself before my eyes. Such a 
 phantasmagoria of brightly-dressed women in light but 
 costly silks, of lounging young men in tweed suits and 
 panama hats, of sulkies, carriages, trotting horses, string 
 bands, ice-creams, effervescing drinks, cool fruits, green 
 trees, waving bunting, lilac blossoms, roses, and golden 
 sunshine I had never seen till then, and shall never see 
 again, I doubt me, until I can pay a second visit to 
 Saratoga. It was a midsummer saturnalia of strawberries 
 and acacia flowers, gone mad with excessive mint julep. 
 
 "After all," said I to myself, "even if I don't happen 
 to run up against Ida Van Eensselaer, I shall have taken 
 as pleasant a holiday as I could easily have found in old 
 Europe. Everybody is tired of Switzerland and Italj', 
 so, happy thought, try Saratoga. On the other hand, 
 if Ida keeps her tryst, I shall have one more shot at 
 her in the shape of a proposal; and then if she really 
 means no, I shall be none the worse off than if I had 
 stayed in England." In which happy-go-lucky and 
 philosophic frame of mind I sat watching the crowd 
 in the Broadway after dinner, in utrumque j "»*«/««, readj^ 
 either to marry Ida if she would have me, or to go home* 
 again in tlie autumn, a joyous bachelor, if she did not 
 turn up according to her promise. A very cold-blooded 
 attitude that to assume towards tho tender passion, no 
 doubt ; but after all, why should a sensible man of 
 thirty-five think it necessary to go wild for a year or 
 two like a hobbledehoy, and convert himself into a 
 
THE SENIOR PROCTORS WOOING. 2DI 
 
 pevaiiiLnlating statue of melancholy, simply because onr 
 particular young woman out of the nine hundred million 
 c'StiiiKiteil to inhabit this insignificant planet has refused 
 to piint his individual namo upon her visiting cards? 
 Ida Avould make as good a Mrs. Cyril Payne as any other 
 girl of my acquaintance — no doubt; indeed, I am inclined 
 to say, a vast deal a better one ; but there are more 
 women than fiv(^ in the world, and if you strike an 
 average I dare say most of them are pretty much alike. 
 
 As I sat and looked, I could not help noticing the 
 extraordinary magnificence of all the toilettes in the pro- 
 menade. Nowhere in Europe can you behold such a 
 republican dead level of reckless extravagance. Every 
 woman was dressed like a piincess, nothing more and 
 notliing less. I began to wonder how poor little Ida, 
 with her simple and tasteful travelling gowns, would 
 feel when she ibund lierself cast in the midst of these 
 gorgeous silks and these costly satin grenadines. Look, 
 for example, at that pair now strolling along from Spring 
 Avenue : a New York exquisite in the very coolest of 
 American summer suits, and a New York elegante (their 
 own word, I assure you) in a splendid but graceful grey 
 silk dress, gold bracelet, diamond ear-rings, and every 
 other item in her costume of the finest and costliest. 
 What would Ida do in a crowd of such women as 
 that ? . . . Why . . . gracious heavens ! . . . can it 
 be? , . . No, it can't . . . Ye.s, it must. . . . Well, to be 
 sure, it positively is — Ida herself! 
 
 My first impulse.' was to lean over the balcony and call 
 out to her, as I would have called out to a friend whom 
 I chanced to see passing in ]\Iagdalen quad. Not an 
 unnatural impulse either, seeing that (in spite of my own 
 prevarications to myself) I had after all really come 
 across the Atlantic on jmrpose to see her. But on second 
 thoughts it struck me that even Ida miglit jjerhaps find 
 such a proceeding a trifle unconventional, especially now 
 that she was habited in such passing splendour. Besides, 
 
•2:-2 SinAXGE STORIES. 
 
 wliat did it all mean? Tlio only rational unswer I could 
 give mj'self, when I fairly sqnarcd the question, was that 
 Ida must have got suddenly married to a wealthy fellow- 
 countryman, and that the exquisite in the cool suit was 
 in fact none other than her newly-acquired husband. 
 I had thought my philosophy proof against any sucli 
 small defeats to my calculation : but when it actually 
 came to the point, I began to perceive that I was 
 after all very unphilosophically in love with Ida Van 
 Eonsselacr. Tlio merest undergraduato could not have 
 felt a sillier flutter tluni that whicli agitated both auricles 
 and ventricles of my central vascular organ — as a Senior 
 Proctor I must really draw tlie lino at speaking outright 
 of my heart. I seized my hat, rushed down the broad 
 staircase, and walked rapidly along Broadway in tlio 
 direction tho pair had taken. But I could see nothing 
 of them, I I returned to Congress Hall in despair. 
 
 Tliat night I thought about many things, and slept 
 very little. It came home to me somewhat vividly that 
 if Ida was really married I should probably feel more 
 grieved and disappointed than a good pessimist philo- 
 sopher ouglit ever to feel at the ordinary vexatiousness 
 of the universe. Next morning, however, I rose early, 
 and breakfasted, not without a most unpoetical appetite, 
 on white fish, buckwheat pancakes, and excellent water- 
 melon. After breakfast, refreshed by tho meal, I sallied 
 forth, like a true knight-errant, under the shade of a 
 white cotton sun-umbrella instead of a shield, to search 
 for tho lady of my choice. Naturally, I turned my steps 
 first towards the Springs ; and at the very second of them 
 all, I luckily camo upon Ida and the man in the tweed 
 suit, lounging as before, and drinking the waters lazil}'. 
 
 Ida stepped up as if she had fully expected to meet me, 
 extended her daintily- gloved hand with tho gold bracelet, 
 and said as unconcernedly as possible, " You have come 
 two days late, Mr. Payne." 
 
THE SEXIOJi rnOCTOKS WOOIXG. 20:5 
 
 " So it seems,"' I answered. " C^est monsieur voire 
 mari ? " And I waved my hand interrogatively towards 
 the stranger, for I liardly knew how to word the question 
 in English. 
 
 " A Bieu lie ylalse ! " she cried he.'irtily, in an undertone, 
 and I felt my vascular system once more tlio theatre 
 of a most nnacademical though more pleasing palpitation. 
 *' Allow me to introduce you. Mr. rayno of Oxford ; my 
 cousin, Mr. Jefferson Jfitohcock." 
 
 I charitably inferred that Mr. ITitchcock's early 
 education in modern languages had been unfortunately 
 neglected, or else his companion's energetic modo of 
 ilenying her supposed conjugal relation with him could 
 hardly have appeared flattering to his vanity. 
 
 " My cousin has spoken of you to me, sir," said ]\Ir. 
 Hitchcock solemnly, " I understand that you are one 
 i)f the most distinguished luminaries of Oxford College, 
 and I am proud to welcomo you as sucli to our country." 
 
 I bowed and laughed — I never feel capable of making 
 any other reply than a bow and a laugh to the 8tyl«> 
 of oratory peculiar to American gentlemen — and then 
 I turned to Ida. She was looking as pretty, as piquante, 
 and as fresh as ever ; but what her dress could mean was 
 41 complete puzzle to me. /Vs she stood, diamonds and all, 
 a jeweller's assistant couldn't have valued her at a penny 
 less than six hundred pounds. In England such a display 
 in morning dress would luive boon out of taste ; but in 
 Saratoga it seemed to be the height of the fashion. 
 
 We walked along towards the Grand Union Hotel, 
 where Ida and her cousin Avere staying, and my astonish- 
 ment grew upon mo at every step. However, wo had 
 so much to say to ono another about everything in 
 general, and Ida was so unaffectedly pleased at my 
 keeping my engagement, made half in joke, that I found 
 no time to unravel the mystery. "When we reached the 
 srreat doorwav, Ida took leave of me for the time, but 
 
294 STRANGL STORIES. 
 
 luado mo promise to call for lier ag'uiii early the next 
 moriiiijg. " Unhappily," slio said, " I liavo to p;o this 
 afternoon to a most tedious party — a set of r»osttJH 
 people ; yon know the style : the best Euroj)ean culture, 
 bottled and corked as imported, and let out again by 
 driblets -svitli about as mucli spontanecmsness as cliaiii- 
 pagno the second day. But I must fulfil my social duties 
 here ; no canoeing on the Isis at Saratoga. However, wo 
 must see a great deal of you now that yon've come ; so 
 I expect you to call, and drive me down to the lake at ten 
 o'clock to-morrow." 
 
 " Is that proceeding within the expansive limits of 
 American proprieties ? " I asked dubiousl}-. 
 
 "Sir," said Mr. Hitchcock, answering for her, "this is 
 a land of freedom, and every lady can go where she 
 chooses, unmolested by those frivolous bonds of C(jn- 
 vcntionality which bind the feet of your European women 
 as closely as the cramped shoes of the Chinese bind the 
 feet of the celestial females." 
 
 Ida smiled at me witli a peculiar smile, waved her hand 
 graciously, and ran lightly up the stairs. I was left 
 on the piazza with Mr. Jefferson Hitchcock. His con- 
 versation scarcely struck mo as in itself enticing, but 
 I was anxious to find out the meaning of Ida's sudden 
 accession to wealth, and so I determined to make the best 
 of liis companionship for half an hour. As a sure high 
 road to the American bosom and safe recommendation to 
 the American confidence, I ordered a couple of delectable 
 summer beverages (Mr. Hitchcock advised an " eye- 
 opener," which proved worthy of the commendation ho 
 bestowed upon it) ; and we sat down on the piazza in two 
 convenient rocking-chairs, under the shade of the elms, 
 smoking our havanas and sipping our iced drink. After 
 a little preliminary talk, I struck out upon the subject 
 of Ida. 
 
 "When I met Miss Van Eensselaer at Nice," I said, 
 
THE SENIOR mOCTOR'S WOOING. 29a 
 
 *' slio "svas stopping at a very quiet little iiomlon. It is 
 quite a (lifTerent thing living in a palace like this." 
 
 " We arc a republican nation, sir," answered Mr. 
 Hitchcock, "and we expect to be all treated on the equal 
 level of a sovereign people. The splendour that you in 
 J^uropo restrict to princes, we in our country lavish upon 
 the humblest American citizen. Miss Van Rensselaer's 
 wealth, however, entitles her to mix in the highest circles 
 of even your most polished society." 
 
 " Indeed ? " I said ; "I had no idea that she was wealthy." 
 
 " No, sir, probably not. Miss Van Rensselaer is a woman 
 of that striking originality only to be met with in our 
 emancipated country. She has shaken off the trammels 
 of female servitude, and prefers to travel in all the sim- 
 plicity of a humble income. She went to Europe, if I 
 may so speak, incognita, and desired to hide her opulence 
 from the prying gaze of your aristocraey. She did not 
 wish your penniless peers to buzz about her fortune. But 
 she is in reality one of our richest heiresses. The man 
 who secures that Avoman as a property, sir, will find him- 
 self in possession of an income worth as much as one 
 liundrcd thousand dollars." 
 
 Twenty thousand sterling a year ! The idea took my 
 breath away, and reduced me once more to a state of 
 helpless incapacity. I couldn't talk much more small-talk 
 to ]\Ir. Hitchcock, so I managed to make some small 
 excuse and returned listlessly to Congress Hall. There, 
 over a luncheon of Saddle-Rock oysters (you see I never 
 allow my feelings to interfere with my appetite), I decided 
 that I must give up all idea of Ida Van Rensselaer. 
 
 I have no abstract objection to an income of £20,000 a 
 year ; but I could not consent to take it from any woman 
 or to endure the chance of her supposing that I had been 
 fortune-hunting. It may be and doubtless is a plebeian 
 feeling, which, as Mr. Hitchcock justly hinted, is never 
 shared by the younger sons of our old nobility; but I 
 
296 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 hate the notion of living off somobody else's money, espe- 
 cially if that somebody were my own wife. So I camo 
 to the reluctant conclusion that I must give up the idea 
 for ever ; and as it would not ho iair to stop any longer at 
 Saratoga under the circumstances, I made up my mind t»» 
 start for Niagara on the next day but one, after fulfilling 
 my driving engagement with Ida the following morning. 
 
 Punctually at ten o'clock the next day I found myself 
 in a handsome carriage waiting at the doors of the Grand 
 Union. Ida came down to meet me splendidly dresseil, 
 and looked like a queen as she sat by my side. " We will 
 drive to the lake," she isaid, as she took her seat, " and 
 you will take me for a row as you did on the Isis at 
 Oxford." So we whirled along comfortably enough over 
 the six miles of splendid avenue leading to the lake ; and 
 then we took our places in one of the canopied bouts 
 which wait for hire at the little quaj^ 
 
 I rowed out into the middle of the lake, admiring the 
 pretty wooded banks and sandstone clifis, talking of 
 Saratoga and American society, but keeping to my de- 
 termination in steering clear of all allusions to my Oxford 
 proposal. Ida was as charming as ever — more provokingly 
 charming, indeed, than even of old, now that I had 
 decided she could not be mine. But 1 stood by my reso- 
 lution like a man. Clearly Ida was surprivsed at my 
 reticence ; and when I told her that my time in America 
 being limited, I must start almost at once for Niagara, slie 
 was obviously astonished. " It is possible to be even too 
 original," she observed shortly. I turned the boat and 
 rowed back toward the shore. 
 
 As I had nearly reached the bank, Ida jumped up from 
 her seat, and asked me suddenly to let her pull for a dozen 
 strokes. I changed places and gave her the oars. To 
 my sui*prise, she headed the boat around, and pulled once 
 more for the middle of the lake. When we had reached a 
 point at some distance from the shore, she dropped the 
 
THE SENIOR PROCTORS WOOISG. 297 
 
 oars on tho thole-pins (they use no rowlocks on American 
 lake or river craft), and looked for a moment full in my 
 face. Then she taid abruptly : — 
 
 "If you are really going to leave for Niagara to- 
 morrow, Mr. l*uyno, hadn't wo better finish this bit of 
 business out of hand ? " 
 
 *' I was not aware," I answered, " that wo had any 
 business transactions to settle." 
 
 " Why," she said, " I mean this matter of proposing." 
 
 I gazed back at her as straight as I dared. " Ida," \ 
 said, with an attempt at firmness, " I don't mean to 
 propose to you again at all. At least, I didn't mean to 
 when I started this morning. I think I thuuglit I had 
 decided not." 
 
 " Then why did you come to Saratoga ? " she asked 
 <iuickly. "You oughtn't to have come if you meant 
 nothing by it." 
 
 " When I left England I did mean something," I an- 
 swered, " but I learned a fact yesterday which has altered 
 my intentions." And then I told her about Mr. Hitch- 
 cock's revelations, and the reflections to which they had 
 given rise. 
 
 Ida listened patiently to all my f^iint arguments, for I 
 felt my courage quailing under her pretty sympathetic 
 glance, and then she said decisively, " You arc quite right 
 and yet quite wrong." 
 
 "Explain yourself, Sphinx," I answered, much re- 
 lieved by her words. 
 
 "Why," she said, "you are quite right to hesitate, 
 quite wrong to decide. I know you don't want my money • 
 I know you don't like it, even : but I ask you to take mo 
 in spite of it. Of course that is dreadfully unwomanly 
 and unconventional, and so forth, but it is what I ought 
 to do ... . Listen to me, Cyril (may I call you Cyril ?). 
 I will tell you why I want you to marry me. Before I 
 went to Europe, I was dissatisfied with all these rich 
 
208 STllANGE STOBIES. 
 
 American young men. T hated their wealth, and their 
 HclfishneKH, and their cheap cynicism, and their trotting 
 horses, and their nariow views, and their monotonous 
 tuU-tallv, all cast in a stereotyped American mould, so 
 that whenever I said A, I knew every one of them would 
 answer B. 
 
 " I wont to Europe and T met your English young men, 
 with their drawls, and their pigeon-shooting, and their 
 shaggy ulsters, and their conventional wit, and their 
 commonplace chalT, and their utter contempt fur women, 
 as though wo were all a herd of marketable animals from 
 whom they could jiick and choose whichever pleased them 
 hest, according to their lordly fancy. I would no more^ 
 give myself up to one of them than I would marry my 
 cousin, Jeiferson Hitchcock. liut when I met you first 
 at Nice, I saw you wero a different sort of person. You 
 could think and act for yourself, and you could appre- 
 ciate a real living woman who could think and act too. 
 You taught me what Europe was like. I only know the 
 outside, you showed me how to get within the husk. You 
 made me admire Eza, and Roccabrunna, and Iffley Church. 
 You roused something within me that I never felt before 
 — a wish to be a different being, a longing for something 
 more worth living for than diamonds and Saratoga. I 
 know I am not good enough for you : I don't know enough 
 or read enough or feel enough ; but I don't want to fall 
 back and sink to the level of New York society. So I 
 have a right to ask you to marry me if you will. I don't 
 want to be a blue ; but I want not to feel myself a social 
 doll. You know yourself — T see you know it — that I 
 oughtn't to throw away my chance of making the best of 
 what nature I may have in me. I am only a beginner. 
 1 scarcely half understand your world yet. I can't 
 properly admire your Botticellis and your Pinturiccios, I 
 know ; but I want to admire, I should like to, and I will 
 try. I want you to take me, because 1 know you under- 
 
TIII-J SEMOR rJiOCTOR'S ]y(>nL\G. 'ittO 
 
 etiiud mo and would Iwlp mo forward instead of lottinjjj 
 me sink down to the potty interests of this American 
 desert. You liked mo at Nice, you did more than like me 
 at Oxford; Lut I wouldn't take you then, thoujj;li [ longed 
 to say yes, because I wasn't (juito sure whether you really 
 meant it. I knew you liked mo for myself, not my 
 money, but I left you to come to Saratoga for two tliinnjs. 
 I wanted to make sure you were in earnest, not to take 
 you at a moment of weakness. I said, ' If he really cares 
 for me, if he thinks I might become worthy of him, ho 
 will come and look for me ; if not, I must lot the dream 
 go.' And then I wanted to know what eifect my fortune 
 would have upon you. Now you know my whole reasons. 
 Why should my money stand in our way ? AVhy should 
 wo both make ourselves Tinhappy on account of it? You 
 would have married me if I was poor : what good reason 
 have you for rejecting me only because I am rich ? AN'liat- 
 evcr my money may do for you (and you havo enough of 
 your own), it will be nothing to what you can do for me. 
 Will you tell me to go and make myself an animated peg 
 for hanging jewellery upon, with such a conscious au- 
 tomaton as Jefferson Hitchcock to keep me company 
 through life ? " 
 
 As she finished, flushed, proud, ashamctl, but every inch 
 a woman, I caught her hand in mine. The utter mean- 
 ness and selfishness of my life burst upon me like a thun- 
 derbolt. " Oh, Ida," I cried, " how terribly you make me 
 feel my own pettiness and egotism. You are cutting mo 
 to the heart like a knife. I cannot marry you ; I dare 
 not marry you ; I must not marry you. I am not worthy 
 of such a wife as you. IIow had I ever the audacity to 
 ask you ? My life has been too narrow and egoistic and 
 self-indulgent to deserve such confidence as yours. I am 
 not good enough for you. I really dare not accept it." 
 
 " No," she said, a little more calmly, " I hope we are just 
 good enough for one another, and that is why we ought to 
 
800 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 marry. And as for tli(3 Inmdrcd thousand dollars, perhaps 
 wo miglit manage to be happy in spito of thoin." 
 
 Wo had drifted into a littlo hay, under kIk Iter of a high 
 rocky point. I felt a sudden acct.'HS of insane boldnosH, 
 and taking botli Ida's hands in mi no, I ventured to kiss 
 her open forehead. She took the kiss quietly, Ijut witli a 
 certain queenly sense of lioniage due. " And now,'' she 
 said, shaking off my hands and smiling arcldy, " let uk 
 row back toward Saratoga, foi- you know you have to pack 
 up fur Niagara." 
 
 " No," I answered, " I may as w(dl put off my visit to 
 the Falls till you can accompany me." 
 
 " Very M'cU," said Ida quietly, " and then wo shall go 
 back to England and live near Oxford. I don't want you 
 to give up the dear old University. I want you to teach 
 me the way you look at things, and show mo how to look 
 at them myself. I'm not going to learn any Latin or 
 Greek or stupid nonsense of that sort ; and I'm not going 
 to join the Women's Suffrage Association ; but I like your 
 English culture, and 1 should love to live in its midst." 
 
 " So you shall, Ida," I answered ; and you shall teach 
 me, too, how to bo a little less narrow and self-centred 
 than we Oxford bachelors are apt to become in our foolish 
 isolation." 
 
 So we expect to spend our honeymoon at Niagara. 
 
THE CHILD OF THE PHALANSTERY. 
 
 *' Poor little ihlurf" said mi/ »h'onfj-inindv(l friend compamou- 
 afcli/. " Just look at her ! Cluhfootcd. What a miscrji to her- 
 self and others ! In a iccll-organized state of society^ you know, 
 such poor iccc cripples as that mould be (jnietly put out of their 
 misery while they were still babies." 
 
 " Let mo iliinh" said I, ♦' horn that would work out in actual 
 practice. Tm not so sure, after all, that we should be allogether 
 the better or the happier for it." 
 
 I. 
 
 They sat together in a corner of the beautiful phalanstery 
 garden, Olive and Clarence, on the marble seat that over- 
 hung the nio.ssy dell where the streamlet danced and 
 bickered among its pebbly stickles ; they sat there, hand 
 in hand, in lovers' guise, and felt their two bosoms beating 
 and thrilling in some strange, sweet fashion, just like two 
 foolish unregcnerato young people of the old antisocial 
 prephalansteric days. Perhaps it was the leaven of their 
 unenlightened ancestors still leavening by heredity the 
 whole lump ; perhaps it was the inspiration of the calm 
 soft August evening and the delicate afterglow of the 
 setting sun ; perhaps it was the deep heart of man and 
 woman vibrating still as of yore in human sympathy, and 
 stirred to its innermost recesses by the unutterable breath 
 
802 STUAXGE STOIITES. 
 
 of liuinan emotion. lint at .'iny rate thcro tlicy sat, thu 
 lu'aiitiful Htroiig man in liis sliapely chiton, and tho dainty 
 fair girl in licr lon<:j wiiitu roLo Avitli tho dark green em- 
 iDroidered honlor, h)()king far into tho fatiionileas deptlis 
 of one another's eyes, in tiilcnco Bweeter and more eloquent 
 tlian many words. It was Olive's tenth-day holiday from 
 lier sliaro in the maidens' lionsehold duty of tho community; 
 and Clarence, by arrangement with his friend (lermain, 
 liad made exchange from his own decade (which fell on 
 I'lato) to tliis quiet ^lilton evening, that ho might wander 
 through tlie park and gardens with his chosen lovo, and 
 Kpeak his full mind to her now without reserve. 
 
 " If (jnly the phalanstery will give its consent, Clarence," 
 Olive said at last with a littlo sigl\, releasing her hand 
 from his, and gathering up tho folds of her stole from the 
 marble flooring of tho seat; " if only tho jjlialanstery will 
 give its consent I but 1 have my doubts about it. Is it 
 ([uito right? llavo wo chosen quite wisely? AVill tho 
 hierareh and the elder brotliers think 1 am strong enough 
 and fit enough for tho duties of the task? It is no light 
 matter, we know, to enter into bonds with one another for 
 tho responsibilities of fatherhood and motherhood, I some- 
 times feel — forgive me, (Clarence — but I sometimes feel as 
 if I were allowing my own heart and ray own wishes to 
 guide me too exclusively in this solemn <iuestion : thinking 
 too much about you and rao, about ourselves (which is only 
 an enlarged form of selfishness, after all), and too littlo 
 about the future good of tho community and — and — " 
 blushing a little, for women "vvill be women even in a 
 phalanstery — " and of tho precious lives we may be tho 
 means of adding to it. You remember, Clarence, what tlie 
 hierareh said, that wo ought to think least and last of our 
 own feelings, first and foremost of the progressive evolution 
 of universal humanity." 
 
 " I remember, darling," Clarence answered, leaning over 
 towards her tenderly ; " I remember well, and in my own 
 
TIIH CUIJsl) i)F THE I'lIALAXSTKIiY. 303 
 
 way, so far as a man can (for wo men liaven't tlio moral 
 carnostncHS of yon womon, I'm afraid, Olive), I try to act 
 \\\) to it. Btit, doaroHt, I think your foarH aro «;reator tlian 
 they need l)o : you must rucolloct that humanity ro(iuircs 
 ior its liiglior (]('vch)pm('nt tenderness, ami truth, an<l love, 
 and all the soltcr (jualities, as well as strcn;:;th and man- 
 liness ; and if you aro a trillo Icxs strong than most of our 
 sisters hero, 3'ou scorn to mo at least (and I really helievo 
 to tho hierarch and to tho elder Lrothcrs too) to make u}* 
 for it, and more than makc! np for it, in your sweot and 
 lovable inner nature. The men of tlio future mustn't all 
 1)0 east in ono unvarying stereotyped mould ; wo must 
 have a little of all good typos combined, in order to make 
 a perfect phaalanstery." 
 
 Olivo sighed again. " I don't know," she said pensively. 
 " I don't feci sure. I liopo 1 am doing right. In my 
 aspirations every evening I have desired light on this 
 matter, and have earnestly hoped that I Wiis not being 
 'misled by my own feelings; for, oh, Clarence, I do lovo 
 you so dearly, so truly, so absorbingly, that I half fear my 
 love may bo taking mo unwittingly astray. I try to curb 
 it; I try to think of it all as the hierarch tells us wo ought 
 to; but in my own heart I sometimes almost fear that I 
 may bo lapsing into tho idolatrous lovo of tho old days, 
 when people married and were given in marriage, and 
 thought only of tho gratili cation of their own personal 
 emotions and afl'octions, and nothing of the ultimate good 
 of humanity. Oh, Clarence, don't hate mo and despise mo 
 for it ; don't turn upon me and scold me : but I love you, 
 I lovo you, I lovo you ; oh, I'm afraid I lovo you almost 
 idolatrously ! " 
 
 Clarence lifted her small white hand slowly to his lips, 
 with that natural air of chivalrous respect which came so 
 easily to the young men of the phalanstery, and kissed it 
 twice over fervidly with quiet reverence. " Let us go into 
 the music-room, Olive dearest," he said as he rose ; " you 
 
804 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 are too sad to-night. You shall play me that sweet piece 
 of Marian's that you love so much ; and that will quiet 
 you, darling, from thinking too earnestly about this serious 
 matter." 
 
 II. 
 
 Next day, when Clarence had finished his daily spell of 
 work in the fruit-garden (he was third under- gardener to 
 the community), he went up to his own study, and wrote 
 out a little notice in due form to be posted at dinner-time 
 on the refectory door : " Clarence and Olive ask leave of 
 the phalanstery to enter with one another into free con- 
 tract of holy matrimony." His pen trembled a little in 
 his hand as ho framed that familiar set form of words 
 (strange that ho had read it so often with so little emotion 
 and wrote it now with so much : we men are so selfish !) ; 
 but he fixed it boldly with four small brass nails on the 
 regulation notice-board, and waited, not without a certain 
 (juiet confidence, for the final result of the communal 
 council. 
 
 " Aha ! " said the hierarch to himself with a kindly smile, 
 as he passed into the refectory at dinner-time that da}', 
 "has it come to that, then? Well, well, I thought as 
 much; I felt sure it would. A good girl, Olive: a true, 
 earnest, lovable girl : and she has chosen wisely, too ; for 
 Clarence is the very man to balance her own character as 
 man's and wife's should do. "Whether Clarence has done 
 well in selecting her is another matter. For my own part, 
 I had rather hoped she would have joined the celibate 
 sisters, and have taken nurse duty for the sick and the 
 children. It's her natural function in life, the work she's 
 best fitted for ; and I should have liked to see her take to 
 it. But after all, the business of the phalanstery is not 
 
THE CHILD OF THE VIIALAXSTEnY. 805 
 
 to decide vicariously iox its individual nicml)crs — not to 
 thwart their natural harmless inclinations and wishes ; on 
 the contrary, wo oui^ht to allow every man and girl the 
 fullest liberty to follow their own personal taste and judg- 
 ment in every possible matter. Our power of interference 
 as a comnuinity, I've always felt and said, should only 
 extend to the prevention of obviously wrong and immoral 
 acts, such as marriage with a person in ill-health, or of 
 inferior mental power, or with a distinctly bad or insub- 
 ordinate tcmi)er. Things of that sort, of course, are as 
 clearly wicked as idling in work hours or marriage with 
 a first cousin. Olive's health, however, isn't really bad, 
 nothing more than a very slight feebleness of constitution, 
 as constitutions go with us ; and Eustace, who has attended 
 her medically from her babyhood (what a dear crowing 
 little thing she used to bo in the nursery, to bo sure), tells 
 me she's perfectly fitted for the duties of her proposed 
 situation. Ah well, ah well ; I've no doubt they'll bo 
 perfectly happy; and the wishes of the whole phalanstery 
 will go with them, in any case, that's certain." 
 
 Everybody knew that whatever the hierarch said or 
 thought Avas pretty sure to bo approved by the unanimous 
 voice of the entire community. Not that he was at all a 
 dictatorial or dogmatic old man ; quite the contrary ; biit 
 his gentle kindly way had its full weight with the brothers ; 
 and his intimate acquaintance, through the exercise of his 
 spiritual functions, with the inmost thoughts and ideas of 
 every individual member, man or woman, made him a safe 
 guide in all difficult or delicate questions, as to what the 
 decision of the council ought to be. So when, on the first 
 Cosmos, the elder brothers assembled to transact plialan- 
 steric business, and the hierarch put in Clarence's request 
 with the simple phrase, "In my opinion, there is no 
 reasonable objection," the community at onco gave in its 
 adhesion, and formal notice was posted an hour later on 
 the refectory door, " The phalanstery approves the propo- 
 
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30G STnANGE STOniES. 
 
 sitiou of Clarence and Olive, and wishes all happiness to 
 them and to humaiiity from the sacred union they now 
 contemplate."' " You see, dearest," Clarence said, kissing 
 her lips for the first time (as unwritten law demanded), 
 now that the seal of the community had been placed upon 
 their choice, "you see, there can't be any harm in our 
 contract, for the elder brothers all approve it." 
 
 Olive smiled and sighed from the very bottom of her 
 full heart, and clung to her lover as the ivy clings to a 
 strong supporting oak-tree. *' Darling," she murmured in 
 lii.s ear, " if I have you to comfort me, I shall not bo 
 afraid, and wo will try our best to work together for the 
 advancement and the good of divine humanity." 
 
 Four decades later, on a bright Cosmos morning in Sep- 
 tember, those two stood up beside one another before the 
 altar of humanity, and heard with a thrill the voice of the 
 hierarch uttering that solemn declaration, " In the name 
 of the Past, and of the Present, and of the Future, I hereby 
 admit you, Clarence and Olive, into the holy society of 
 Fathers and Mothers, of the United Avondalo Thalanstery, 
 in trust for humanity, whose stewards you are. May you 
 so use and enhance the good gifts you have received from 
 your ancestors that you may hand them on, untarnished 
 and increased, to the bodies and minds of your furthest 
 descendants." And Clarence and Olive answered humbly 
 and reverently, " If grace be given us, we will." 
 
 III. 
 
 Brother Eustace, physiologist to the phalanstery, looked 
 very grave and sad indeed as he passed from the Mothers' 
 Room into the Conversazione in search of the hierarch. 
 " A child is born into the phalanstery," he said gloomily; 
 
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 but his face convej^cd at once a far deeper and more preg- 
 nant meaning than his mere words conld carry to tlio ear. 
 
 The hierarcb rose hastily and glanced into his dark 
 keen eyes -with an inquiring look. " Not something 
 amiss?" he said eagerly, with an infinite tenderness in 
 his fatherly voice. " D<m't tell me that, Eustace. Not 
 . . . oh, not a child that the phalanstery must not for its 
 own sake permit to live ! Oh, Eustace, not, I hope, 
 idiotic ! And I gave my consent too ; I gave my consent 
 for pretty gentle little Olive's sake ! Heaven grant I was 
 not too much moved by her prettiness and her delicacy, 
 for I love her, Eustace, I lovo her like a daughter." 
 
 " So wo all love all the children of the phalanstery 
 (,'yriac, we who are elder brothers," said the physiologist 
 gravely, half smiling to himself nevertheless at this (j^uaint 
 oxpression of old-world feeling on the part even of the 
 very hierarch, whose bounden duty it was to advise and 
 persuade a higher rule of conduct and thought than such 
 antique phraseology implied. " No, not idiotic ; not quite 
 so bad as that, Cj'riac ; not absolutely a hopeless case, but 
 still, very serious and distressing for all that. The dear 
 little baby has its feet turned inward. She'll be a cripple 
 for life, I fear, and no help for it." 
 
 Tears rose unchecked into the hierarch's soft grey eyes, 
 " Its feet turned inward," he muttered sadly, half to him- 
 self. " Feet turned inward ! Oh, how terrible ! This 
 will be a frightful blow to Clarence and t(3 Olive. Poor 
 young things : their first-born, too. Oh, Eustace, what 
 an awful thought that, with all the care and precaution 
 we take ^^ Veep all causes of misery away from the pre- 
 cincts of the plialanstery, such trials as tliis must needs 
 come upon us l)y the blind workings of the unconscious 
 Cosmos ! It is terrible, too terrible." 
 
 *'And yet it isn't all loss," the physiologist answered 
 earnestly. " It isn't all loss, Cyriac, heart-rending as the 
 necessity seems to us. I sometimes think that if we hadn't 
 
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 tlieso occasional distressful objects on which to expend our 
 sympathy and our sorrow, wo in cnir happy little communi- 
 ties might grow too smug, and coiufortablc, and material, 
 and earthy. But things like this bring tears into our eyes, 
 and we are the better for them in the end, depend upon 
 it, W6 are the better for them. They try our fortitude, 
 onr devotion to principle, our obedience to tho highest 
 and tho hardest law. Every time some poor little waif 
 like this is born into our midst, we feel the strain of old 
 prephalansteric emotions and fallacies of feeling dragging 
 ns steadily and cruelly down. Our first impulse is to 
 pity the poor mother, to pity tho poor child, and in our 
 mistaken kindness to let an unhappy life go on indefinitely 
 to its own misery and the prevcntible distress of all around 
 it. Wo have to make an elFort, a struggle, before tho 
 higher and more abstract pity conquers the lower and 
 more concrete one. But in the end we are all the better 
 for it : and each such struggle and each such victory, 
 Cyriac, paves the way for that final and truest morality 
 when wo shall do right instinctively and naturally, with- 
 out any impulse on any side to do wrong in any way 
 at all." 
 
 "You speak wisely, Eustace," the hierarch answered 
 with a sad shake of his head, " and I wish I could feel liko 
 you. I ought to, but I can't. Your functions make yon 
 able to look more dispassionately upon these things than 
 I can. I'm afraid there's a great deal of the old Adam 
 lingering wrongfully in me yet. And I'm still more 
 afraid there's a great deal of the old Eve lingering even 
 more strongly in all our mothers. It'll bo a long time, I 
 doubt me, before they'll ever consent without a sti'uggle 
 to tho painless extinction of necessarily unhappy and 
 imperfect lives. A long time : a very long time. Does 
 Clarence know of this yet? " 
 
 " Yes, I have told him. His grief is terrible. You had 
 better go and console him as best you can." 
 
 
THE CniLD OF THE rilALAXSTEUY. :^nO 
 
 " I will, I will. And poor Olivo ! Poor Olive ! It 
 wrings my heart to think of her. Of course sho M'on't bo 
 told of it, if you can help, for the probationary four 
 decades?" 
 
 '• No, not if we can help it : but I don't know how it can 
 ever bo kept from her. Slie will see Clarence, and Clarence 
 will certainly tell her." 
 
 The hierarch whistled gently to himself. " It's a sad 
 case," he said ruefully, " a very sad case ; and yet I don't 
 see how we can po.-^sibly prevent it." 
 
 Ho walked slowly and deliberately into the ante-room 
 where Clarence was seated on a sofa, his head between his 
 hands, rocking himself to and fro in his mute misery, or 
 stopping to groan now and then in a faint feeble inarticu- 
 late fashion. lihoda, one of the elder sisters, held the 
 unconscious baby sleeping in her arms, and tlie liierarch 
 took it from her like; a man accustomed to infants, and 
 looked ruthfuUy at the poor distorted little feet. Yes, 
 Eustace was evidently quite right. There could be no 
 hope of ever putting those wee twisted ankles back straight 
 and firm into their proper place again like other people's. 
 
 He sat down beside Clarence on the sofa, and with a 
 commiseriiting gesture removed the young man's hands 
 from his pale white face. " My dear, dear friend," he 
 said softly, " what comfort or consolation can we try 
 to give you that is not a cruel mockery? None, none, 
 none. We can only sympathize witli you and (!)live : and 
 perhaps, after all, the truest sympathy is silence." 
 
 Clarence answered nothing for a moment, but buried 
 his face once more in his hands and burst into tears. The 
 men of the phalanstery were less careful to conceal their 
 emotions than we old-time folks in these early centuries. 
 " Oh, dear hierarch," he said, after a long sob, " it is too 
 hard a sacrifice, too hard, too terrible. I don't feel it for 
 the baby's sake : for her 'tis better so : she will be freed 
 from a life of misery and dependence ; but for my own 
 
310 STIiANGE STORIES. 
 
 sake, and oli, abi)VO all, for dear Olivo'.s. It will kill her, 
 hierarcli ; 1 feel sure it will kill her ! " 
 
 The elder brother passod his hand with a troubled 
 gesture across his forehead, "But what else can we do. 
 dear riarence ? " ho asked pathetically. "What else can 
 wo do? AV'ould you have us bring up tho dear child to 
 lead a lingering life of misfortune, to distress the eyes of 
 all around her, to feel herself a useless incumbrance in 
 the midst of so many mutually helpful and serviceable! 
 and happy people? How keenly she would realize her 
 own isolation in the joyous busy labouring community of 
 our phalansteries ! How terribly she would brood over 
 her own misfortune when surrounded by such a world of 
 hearty, healthy, sound-limbed, useful persons ! AVould 
 it not bo a wicked and a cruel act to bring her up to an 
 old age of unhajopiness and imperfection ? You have been 
 in Australia, my boy, when we sent you on that plant- 
 hunting expedition, and you have seen cripples with your 
 own eyes, no doubt, which I have never done — thank 
 Heaven ! — 1 who have ncA-er gone beyond the limits of the 
 most highly civilized Euramerican countries. You have 
 seen cripples, in those semi-civilized old colonial societies, 
 which have lagged after us so slowly in the path of pro- 
 gress ; and would you like your own daughter to grow up 
 to such a life as that, Clarence? would j'ou like her, I ask 
 you, to grow up to such a life as that ? " 
 
 Clarence clenched his right hand tightly over his left 
 arm, and answed with a [groan : " No, hierarch ; not even 
 for Olive's sake could I wish for such an act of irrational 
 injustice. Y''ou have trained us up to know the good from 
 the evil, and for no personal gratification of our deepest 
 emotions, I hope and trust, shall we ever betray your 
 teaching or dejiart from your principles. I know what it 
 is : I saw just such a cripple once, at a great town in the 
 heart of Central Australia — a child of eight years old, 
 limping along lamely on her heels by her mother's side : 
 
THE CniLB OF THE rilALANSTERY. Hit 
 
 a sickening sight : to think of it even now turns the blood 
 in one's arteries: and I could never -wish Olive's l)alty to 
 live and grow up to bo a thing like that. But, oh, I wish 
 to heaven it might have been otherwise : I wish to heaven 
 this trial might have been spared us both. Oh, hierarch, 
 dear liierarch, the sacrifice is one that no good man or 
 woman would wish selfishly to forego ; yet for all that, 
 our hearts, our hearts are human still ; and though wo 
 may reason and may act up to our reasoning, the human 
 feeling in us — relic of the idolatrous days or whatever you 
 like to call it — it will not choose to be so put down and 
 stifled : it will out, hierarch, it will out for all that, in real 
 hot, human tears. Oh, dear, dear kind father and brother, 
 it will kill Olive : I know it will kill her ! " 
 
 " Olive is a good girl," the hierarch answered slowly. 
 "A good girl, well brought up, and with sound principles. 
 She will not flinch from doing her duty, I know, (.'larence : 
 but her emotional nature is a very delicate one, and we 
 have reason indeed to fear the shock to her nervous svstem. 
 That she will do right bravely, I don't doubt : the only 
 danger is lest the effort to do right should cost her too 
 dear. Whatever can bo done to spare her shall be d(jne, 
 ( 'larence. It is a sad misfortune for the whole phalanstery, 
 such a child being born to us as this : and we all sympa- 
 thize with you : we sympathize with you more deeply than 
 words can say." 
 
 The young man only rocked up and down drearily as 
 before, and murmured to himself, " It will kill her, it .vill 
 kill her ! My Olive, ray Olive, I know it will kill her." 
 
:!I2 STILIXGE iSTOniES. 
 
 IV. 
 
 Thoy didn't keep the secret of tlie baby's crippled con- 
 dition from Olive till the four decades were ctver, nor 
 anything like it. The moment slio saw Clarence, she 
 guessed at once with a woman's instinct that something 
 serious had happened : and she didn't rest till she had found 
 <mt from him all abjut it. Klioda brought her the poor 
 wee mite, carefully wrapped after the phalanstoric fashion 
 in a long strip of lino flannel, and Olive unrcdlcd the piece 
 until she came at last upon the small crippled feet, that 
 looked so soft and tender and dainty and waxen in their 
 very deformity. The young mother leant over the child 
 a moment in speecldess misery. " Spirit of Humanity," 
 she whispered at length feebly, " oh give me strength to 
 bear this terrible unutterable trial ! It will break my 
 heart. But I will try to bear it." 
 
 There was something so touching in her attempted 
 ri'sijxnation that llhoda, for the first time in her life, felt 
 almost tempted to wish she had been born in the old 
 wicked prophalansterio days, when they would have let 
 the poor baby grow up to womanhood as a matter of 
 course, and bear its oAvn burden through life as best it 
 might. Presently, Olive raised her head again from the 
 crimson silken pillow. " Clarence," she said, in a 
 trembling voice, pressing the sleeping baby hard against 
 her breast, " when will it be ? How long ? Is there no 
 hope, no chance of respite ? " 
 
 " Not for a long time yet, dearest Olive," Clarence 
 answered t^ rough his tears. "The phalanstery will bo 
 very gentle and patient with us, we know : and brother 
 Eustace will do everything that lies in his power, though 
 he's afraid he can give us very little hope indeed. In any 
 case, Olive darling, the community waits for four decades 
 before deciding anything : it waits to see whether there is 
 any chance for physiological or surgical relief : it decides 
 
TUE CHILD OF TUE I'll ALAN ST ERY. 'JK 
 
 nothing hastily or thoughthssly : it waits for every 
 possible improvemont, lioping against hope till liopo itself 
 is hopeless. And then, if at the end of the <piartet, as 
 I fear will be the case — for we must face the worst, darling, 
 we must face the worst — if at the end of the quartet it 
 seems clear to brother Eustace, and the three assess(U* 
 physiologists from the neighbouring phalansteries, that 
 the dear child would be a cripple for life, we're still 
 allowed f(jur decades more to prepare ourselves in : four 
 whole decades more, Olive, to take our leave of the darling 
 baby. You'll have your baby with you for eighty days- 
 And we must wean ourselves from her in that time, 
 <larling. We must try to wean ourselves. ]*ut oh Olive, 
 oh Rhoda, it's very hard : very, ver}', very hard." 
 
 Olive answered not a word, but lay silently weeping 
 and pressing the baby against her breast, with her largo 
 brown eyes fixed vacantly upon the fretted woodwork of 
 the panelled ceiling. 
 
 " You mustn't do like that, Olive dear," sister Rhoda 
 said in a half-frightened voice. " You must cry right 
 out, and sob, and not restrain yourself, darling, or else 
 you'll break your heart with silence and repression. Do cry 
 aloud, there's a dear girl : do cry aloud and relieve yourself. 
 A good cry would be the best thing on earth for you. 
 And think, dear, how much happier it will really be for 
 the sweet baby to sink asleep so peacefully than to live a 
 long life of conscious inferiority and felt imperfection! 
 "What a blessing it is to think you were born in a phalan- 
 «teric land, where the dear child will he happily and 
 painlessly rid of its poor little unconscious existence, 
 before it has reached the age when it might begin to know 
 its own incurable and inevitable misfortune. Oh, Olive, 
 what a blessing that is, and how thankful we ought all 
 to be that wo live in a world where the sweet pet will 
 be saved so much humiliation, and mortification, and 
 misery 1 " 
 
814 STRANGE STOHIES. 
 
 At that moment, Olivo, looking within into hor own 
 ■wicked rebellious heart, was conscious, with a mingled 
 glow, half shame, half indignation, that so far from 
 appreciating tho priceless blessings of her own situation, 
 sho would gladly have changed places then and there with 
 any barbaric woman of tho old semi-civilized prepha- 
 lanstoric days. Wo can so littlo appreciate our own 
 mercies. It was very wrong and anti-cosmic, sho knew : 
 very wrong, indeed, and tho hierarch would have t(dd her 
 so at once ; but in her own woman's soul she felt she 
 would rather be a miserable naked savage in a wattled 
 hut, like those one saw in old books about Africa before- 
 the illumination, if only she could keep that one littlo 
 angel of a crippled baby, than dwell among all the 
 enlightenment, and knowledge, and art, and perfected 
 social arrangements of phalanstcric England without her 
 child — lier dear, helpless, beautiful baby. How truly the 
 Founder himself had said, "Think you there will be 
 no more tragedies and dramas in the world when we 
 have reformed it, nothing but one dreary dead level of 
 monotonous content ? Ay, indeed, there will ; for that> 
 fear not ; while tho heart of man remains, there will bo 
 tragedy enough on earth and to spare for a hundred 
 poets to take for their saddest epics." 
 
 Olive looked up at Rhoda wistfully. " Sister Rhoda," 
 she said in a timid tone, " it may bo very wicked — I feel 
 sure it is — but do you know, I've read somewhere in old 
 stories of tho unenlightened days that a mother always 
 loved the most afflicted of her children the best. And I 
 can understand it now, sister Ehoda ; I can feel it here," 
 and she put her hand upon her poor still heart. " If only 
 I could keep this one dear crippled baby, I could give up 
 all the world beside — except you, Clarence." 
 
 " Oh, hush, darling ! " Khoda cried in an awed voicCf 
 stooping down half alarmed to kiss her pale forehead. 
 "You mustn't talk like that, Olive dearest. It's wicked; 
 
THE CHILD OF THE VIIALASHTERY. :^15 
 
 its iiiulntiful. I know liow hard it is not to rcpino and 
 to rebel; but you mustn't, Olive, you mustn't. AVe must 
 each strive to bear our own burdens (with the help of the 
 community), and not to put any of them oil' upon a poor, 
 helpless, crippled littlo baby." 
 
 " But our luituies," Clarence said, wipinj; his eyes 
 dreamily; " our natures are only half attuned as yet t(» 
 the necessities of the higher social existence. Of course 
 it's very wroni:^' and very sad, but we can't help feeling it, 
 sister Khodu, though wo try our hardest, llemember, it's 
 not so many generations since our fathers would have 
 reared the child without a thouglit that they were doing 
 anything wicked — nay, rather, would even have held (so 
 powerful is custom) that it was positively wrong to save 
 it by preventive means from a certain lite of predestined 
 misery. Our conscience in this matter isn't yet fully 
 formed. We feel that it's right, of course ; oh yes, we 
 know the phalanstery has ordered everything for the 
 best; but wo can't help grieving over it; the human 
 heart within us is too unregonerato still to acquiesco 
 without a struggle in the dictates of right and reason." 
 
 Olive again said nothing, but fixed her eyes silently 
 upon the grave, earnest portrait of the Founder over tho 
 carved oak mantelpiece, and let the hot tears stream their 
 own way over her cold, white, pallid, bloodless cheek 
 without reproof for many minutes. Her heart was too 
 full for either speech or comfort. 
 
310 .^TliASaL' ,'<TOIUi:S, 
 
 V. 
 
 Eight (lec.'ulcs passed away slowly in tho Avondalo 
 I'halaiiHtcry ; and day alter day sccnit'd more and more 
 terrible to poor, weak, disconst»lato Olive. Tlio quiet 
 refinement and delicate surronndinr^s of their placid life 
 seemed to make hei- poignant misery and long anxious 
 term of waiting only the more intense in its s(jrrow and 
 its awesomcness. Every day, tlio younger sisters turned 
 as of old to tlu'ir allotted round of pleasant housework; 
 every day the elder sisters, wlio had earned their leisure, 
 brought in their dainty embroidery, or their drawing 
 materials, or their other occupations, and tried to console 
 her, or rather to condole with her, in her groat sorrow. 
 She couldn't complain of any iinkindness ; on tho contrary, 
 all tho brothers and sisters were sympathy itself; while 
 Clarence, though he tried hard not to bo too idolatrous to 
 her (which is wrong and antisocial, of course), was still 
 overflowing with tenderness and consideration for her 
 in their common grief. But all that seemed merely to 
 make things worse. If only somebody would have been 
 cruel to her ; if only the hierarch would have scolded 
 her, or the older sisters have shown any distant coldness, 
 GY the other girls have been wanting in sisterly sym- 
 pathy, she might have got angry or brooded over her 
 wrongs; whereas, now, she could do nothing save cry 
 passively with a vain attempt at resignation. It was 
 nobody's fault; there was nobody to be angry with, 
 there was nothing to blamo except the great impersonal 
 laws and circumstances of the Cosmos, which it would be 
 rank impiety and wickedness to question or to gainsay, 
 So she endured in silence, loving only to sit with 
 Clarence's hand in hers, and tho dear doomed baby lying 
 peacefully upon the stole in her lap. It was inevitable 
 and there was no use rejiining ; for so profoundly had the 
 
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 phal.'iiistory Kcliooletl tho minds jinil natures of Ihuse two 
 unli!i[)i)y yonii*; ]KirentH (and all tlicir compeers), that, 
 grieve as they might, they never for one moment dreamt 
 of attenqjting to rohix or set aside thi> fundamental 
 l)rincii)les of pliahinstLM'ic soeiety in these matters. 
 
 By tlio kindly rule of thu ])halansti'ry, every mother 
 had comi)luto freedom from hoiiselinM duties fur two 
 j'ears after tho birth of her ehild ; and (.'larence, thougli 
 ho would not willingly have given up his own par- 
 ticular work in the grounds and garden, spunt all tho 
 time ho could spare from his short daily task (every 
 one worlvL'd live hours every lawful day, and few worked 
 longer, save on special emergencies) hy Olive's side. At 
 last, tho eight decades passed slowly away, and the fatal 
 day for the removal of little lio.sehud arrived. Olivo 
 called her liosebud because, she said, she was a sweet bud 
 that could never be opened into a full-bhjwn r(xse. All 
 tho community felt the solemnity of the painful occasion ; 
 and by common consent tho day (Darwin, December 20) 
 was held as an intra-phalansteric fast by the whole body 
 of brothers and sisters. 
 
 On that terrible morning Olive rose carlv, and dressed 
 herself carefully in a long white stole with a broad black 
 border of Greek key pattern. l>ut she had not the heart 
 to put any black upon dear little Rosebud ; and so she put 
 on her fine flannel wrapper, and decorated it instead with 
 the pretty coloured things that Veronica and I'liilomela 
 had worked for her, to make her baby as beautiful as 
 possible on this its last day in a world of happiness. Tho 
 other girls helped her and tried to sustain her, crying all 
 together at tho sad event. " She's a sweet little thing," 
 they said to ono another as they held her up to see how 
 she looked. " If only it could have been her reception 
 to-day instead of her removal ! " But Olive moved 
 through them all with stoical resignation — dry-eyed and 
 parched in the throat, yet saying not a word save for 
 
318 STRANGE STOniES. 
 
 necessary instructions and directions to the nursing 
 sisters. The iron of licr creed had entered into her very 
 soul. 
 
 After breakfast, brother Eustace and the hierarch caino 
 sadly in their official robes into the lesser ii.-firmary. Olive 
 was there already, pale and trembling, with little llosebud 
 sleeping peacefully in the hollow of her lap. What a 
 picture she looked, the wee dear thing, with the hothouse 
 flowers from tlie conservatory that Clarence had brought 
 to adorn her, fastened neatly on to her fine flannel robe ! 
 The physiologist took out a little phial from his pocket, 
 and began to open a sort of inhaler of white muslin. At 
 the same moment, the grave, kind old hierarch stretched 
 »jut his hands to take the sleeping baby from its mother's 
 arms. Olive shrank back in terror, and clasped the child 
 softly to her heart. " No, no, let mo hold her myself, 
 dear hierarch," she said, without flinching. " Grant me 
 this one last favour. Let me hold her myself." It was 
 contrary to all fixed ruh^s ; but neither the hierarch nor 
 any one else there present had the heart to refuse that 
 beseeching voice on so supremo and spirit-rending an 
 occasion. 
 
 Brother Eustace poured the chloroform solemnly and 
 (juiotly on to the muslin inhaler. " By resolution of the 
 phalanstery," he said, in a voice husky with emotion, *' I 
 release you, Eosebud, from a life for which you are 
 naturally unfitted. In pity for your hard fate, we save 
 you from the misfortune you have never known, and will 
 never now experience." As he spoke, he held the inhaler 
 to the baby's face, and watched its breathing grow fainter 
 and fainter, till at last, after a few minutes, it faded 
 gradually and entirely away. The little one had slept 
 from life into death, painlessly and haj)pily, even as they 
 looked. 
 
 Clarence, tearful but silent, felt the baby's pulse for a 
 moment, and then, with a burst of tears, shook his head 
 
Tiuj CHILD OF Tin: pualaxstery. :ii9 
 
 bitterly. " It is all over," he cried with a loiitl cry. " It 
 is all over ; and we hope and trust it is better so." 
 
 But Olive still said nothing. 
 
 The physiologist turned to her witli an anxious gaze. 
 Her cj'es were open, but they looked blank and staring 
 into vacant space. lie took her hand, and it felt lirn]) 
 and powerless. '* Great heaven," he criud, in cvidi-nt 
 alarm, " what is this ? Olive, Olive, our dear Olive, why 
 don't you speak ? " 
 
 Clarence sprang up from the ground, where ho had 
 knelt to try the dead baby's pulse, and took her unresist- 
 ing wrist anxiously in his. " Oh, brotlier Eustace," he 
 cried passionately, " help us, save us ; what's the matter 
 with Olive? she's fainting, she's fainting! I can't feel 
 her heart beat, no, not ever so little." ' 
 
 Brother Eustace let the pale white hand drop listlessly 
 from his grasp upon tlic pale white stole beneath, and 
 answered slowly and distinctly : " She isn't fainting, 
 Clarence ; not fainting, my dear brotlier. The shock and 
 the fumes of chloroform together have been too much for 
 the action of the heart. She's dead too, Clarence ; our 
 dear, dear sister ; she's dead too." 
 
 Clarence flung his arms wildly round Olive's neck, and 
 listened eagerly with his oar against her bosom to hear 
 her heart beat. But no sound came from the folds of the 
 simple blaek-bordered stole; no sound from anywhere 
 ."^ave the suppressed sobs of the frightened women who 
 huddled closely together in the corner, and gazed horror- 
 stricken upon the two warm fresh corpses. 
 
 "She was a brave girl," brother Eustace said at last, 
 wiping his eyes and composing her hands reverently. 
 '• Olive was a brav(^ girl, and she died doing her duty, 
 without one murmur against the sad necessity that fate 
 had unhappily placed upon her. No sister on earth 
 could wish to die more nobly than by thus sacrificing her 
 own life and her own weak human affections on the altar 
 
320 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 of liumainty for tlio sake of hor cliild and of the world at 
 large." 
 
 " .\nd yet, I sometimes almost fancy," the hicrarch 
 nmrmurcd Avith a Anoleiit effort to control his emotions, 
 " when I see a scene like this, that even the unenlightened 
 ])racticcs of the old era may not have been quite so had as 
 we usually think them, for all that. Surely an end such 
 as Olive's is a sad and a terrible end to have forced upon 
 us as the final outcome and natural close of all our 
 modern phalansteric civilization." 
 
 " The ways of the Cosmos are wonderful," said brother 
 Eustace solemnly; "and we, who are no more than atoms 
 and mites upon the surface of its meanest satellite, cannot 
 hope so to order all things after our own fashion that all 
 its minutest turns and chances may approve themselves 
 to us as light in our own eyes." 
 
 The sisters all made instinctively the reverential genu- 
 flexion. " The Cosmos is infinite," they said together, 
 in the fixed formula of their cherished religion. " The 
 Cosmos is infinite, and man is but a parasite upon the 
 face of the least among its satellite members. May we so 
 act as to further all that is best within us, and to fulfil 
 our own small place in the system of the Cosmos with all 
 becoming revenmcc and humility ! In the name of 
 universal Humanity. So be it." 
 
OUR SCIEXTIFIC OBSKRVATIONS 
 ON A GHOST. 
 
 " Then nothing would convince you of the existence of 
 ghosts, Harry," I said, "except seeing one."' 
 
 "Not even seeing one, my dear Jim," said llarrj'. 
 "Nothing on earth would make nie Lelievo in tliem, 
 unless I were turned into a ghost myself." 
 
 So saying, Harry drained his glass of whisky toddy, 
 shook out the last ashes from his pipe, and went off 
 upstairs to bed. I. sat for a while over the remnants of 
 my cigar, and ruminated upon the subject of our conver- 
 sation. For my own part, I was as little inclined to 
 believe in ghosts as anybody ; but Harry seemed to go 
 one degree beyond me in scepticism. His argument 
 amounted in brief to this, — that a ghost was by definition 
 the spirit of a dead man in a visible form here on earth; 
 but however strr.nge might be the apparition which a 
 ghost-seer thought he had observed, there was no evidence 
 possible or actual to connect such apparition with any 
 dead person whatsoever. It might resemble the deceased 
 in face and figure, but so, said Harry, does a portrait. It 
 might resemble him in voice and manner, but so dues an 
 actor or a mimic. It might resemble him in every possible 
 particular, but even then we should only be justified in. 
 saying that it formed a close counterpart of the person in 
 (luestion, not that it was his ghost or spirit. In short, 
 
 Y 
 
322 STRANGE STOIilES. 
 
 Harry maintained, with considerable sliow of reason, that 
 nobody coiihl ever have any scientific ground for identifying 
 any external object, whether shadowy or material, with a 
 j)ast human existence of any sort. According to him, 
 a man might conceivably see a phantom, but could not 
 possibly know that he saw a ghost. 
 
 Harry and I were two Oxford bachelors, studying at 
 the time for our degree in Medicine, and with an ardent 
 love for the scientific side of our future profession. 
 Indeed, wc took a greater interest in comparative physio- 
 logy and anatomy than in physic projjcr; and at this 
 particular moment wo were stopping in a very comfort- 
 able farm-house on the coast of Flintshire for our long 
 vacation, with the special object of observing histologically 
 a peculiar sea-sido organism, the Thingumbobbum What- 
 umaycallianum, which is found so plentifully on the 
 shores of North Wales, and which has been identified by 
 Professor llaeckel with the larva of that famous marine 
 ascidian from whom the Professor himself and the re- 
 mainder of humanity generally are supposed to be 
 undoubtedly descended. We had brought with us a full 
 complement of lancets and scalpels, chemicals and test- 
 tubes, galvanic batteries and thermo-electric piles ; and 
 we were splendidly equipped for a thorough-going 
 scientific campaign of the first water. The farm-house in 
 which we lodged had formerly belonged to the county 
 family of the Egertons ; and though an Elizabethan 
 manor replaced the ancient defensive building which had 
 been wisely dismantled by Henry VIII., the modern farm- 
 house into which it had finally degenerated still bore the 
 name of Egerton Castle. The whole house had a reputa- 
 tion in the neighbourhood for being haunted by the ghost 
 of one Algernon Egerton, Avho was beheaded under 
 James II. for his participation, or rather his intention 
 to participate, in Monmouth's rebellion. A wretched 
 portrait of the hapless Protestant hero hung upon the wall 
 
OUR SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATIONS ON A GUOST. 32:5 
 
 of our joint sitting-room, liaving been left behind when 
 the family moved to their new seat in Cheshii-e, as being 
 unworthy of a place in the present baronet's splendid 
 apartments. It was a few remarks upon the subject of 
 Algernon's ghost which had introduced the question of 
 ghosts in general ; and after Harry had left the room, I 
 sat for a while slowly finishing my cigar, and contem- 
 plating the battered features of the deceased gentleman. 
 
 As I did so, I was somewhat startled to hear a voice at 
 my side observe in a bland and graceful tone, not uimiixed 
 with aristocratic hauteur, " You have been speaking of me, 
 I believe, — in fact, I have unavoidably overheard youi- 
 conversation, — and I have decided to assume the visible 
 form and make a few remarlcs upon what seems to me a 
 very hasty decision on your friend's part." 
 
 I turned round at once, and saw, in the easy-chair which 
 Harry had just vacated, a shadowy shape, which grew 
 clearer and clearer the longer I looked at it. It was that 
 of a man of forty, fashionably dressed in the costume of 
 the year 1G85 or thereabouts, and bearing a close resem- 
 blance to the faded portait on the wall just opposite. 
 But the striking point about the object was this, that 
 it evidently did not consist of any ordinary material 
 substance, as its outline seemed vague and wavy, like 
 that of a photograph where the sitter has moved ; while 
 all the objects behind it, such as the back of the chair 
 and the clock in the corner, showed through the filmly 
 head and body, in the very manner which painters have 
 always adopted in representing a ghost. I saw at onco 
 that whatever else the object before might be, it certainly 
 formed a fine specimen of the orthodox and old-fashioned 
 apparition. In dress, appearance, and every other par- 
 ticular, it distinctly answered to what the unscientific 
 mind would unhesitatingly have called the ghost of 
 Algernon Egerton. 
 
 Here was a piece of extraordinary luck ! In a house 
 
:>-2l STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 with two trained observers, Kupplicd with every instrument 
 t)t" modern experimental rescurcli, we had lighted upon an 
 nndouLtod Hpecimcn of the common spectre, which had so 
 lon,i^- eluded the scientific grasp. I was heside myself witli 
 deliglit. "Keally, sir," I said, cheerfully, "it is most 
 kind of you to pay us this visit, and I'm sure my friend 
 will he only too happy to hear your remarks. Of course 
 j'ou will permit me to call him?" 
 
 The apparition ap})earod somewhat surprised at the 
 philosophic manner in which I received his advances; 
 for ghosts arc accustomed to find people faint away or 
 scream with terror at their first appearance; but for my 
 own part: I regarded him merely in the light of a very 
 interesting phenomenon, which required immediate obser- 
 vation by two independent witnesses. However, he 
 smothered his chagrin — for I believe he was really dis- 
 appointed at my cool deportment — and answered that he 
 would bo very glad to see my friend if I wislied it, thougli 
 he had specially intended this visit for myself alone. 
 
 I ran upstairs hastily and found Harry in his dressing- 
 gown, on the point of removing his nether garments, 
 '•Harry," I cried breathlessly, "you must come down- 
 stairs at once. Algernon l']gerton's ghost wants to speal< 
 to you." 
 
 Harry held up the candle and looked in my face with 
 great deliberation. "Jim, my boy," he said quietly, 
 "you've been having too much whisky." 
 
 " Not a bit of it," I answered, angrily. " Come down- 
 stairs and see. I swear to you joositively that a Thing, 
 tlie very counterpart of Algernon Eger ton's picture, is 
 sitting in your easy-chair downstairs, anxious to convert 
 vou to a belief in ghosts." 
 
 It took about three minutes to induce Harry to leave 
 liis room ; but at last, merely to satisfy himself that I was 
 demented, he gave way and accompanied mo into the 
 sittiug-roora. I was half afraid that the spectre would 
 
Orn SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATIONS ON A GHOST. r.-J.") 
 
 have taken •mubraf^o at my loiioj delay, and gone ofl' in a 
 liiifT and a blue liame ; but whvn wo roaclied the room, 
 there he was , in propria persona, gazing at his own 
 ])ortrait — or slionld I rather say his countiTpart? — on the 
 wall, with the utmost composure. 
 
 " Well, Harry," I said, " what do you call that ? " 
 
 Harry put up his eyeglass, peered suspiciously at the 
 phantom, and answered in a mollified tone, " It certainly 
 is a most interesting phenomenon. It looks like a ease of 
 lluorescenee ; but you say the object can talk?" 
 
 " Decidedly," I answered, " it can talk as well as you or 
 me. Allow me to introduce you to one another, gentle- 
 men : — Mr. Henry Stevens, I\Ir. Algernon Egerton ; for 
 though you didn't mention your name, Mr. Egerton, 1 
 presume from what you saitl that I am I'ight in my 
 conjecture." 
 
 "Quito right," replied the phantom, rising as it spoke, 
 and making a low bow to Hariy from the waist upward. 
 *' I suppose your friend is one of the Lincolnshire 
 Steven ses, sir?" 
 
 "Upon my soul," said Harry, "I haven't the faintest 
 conception where my family came from. My grandfather, 
 who made what little money we have got, was a cotton- 
 spinner at liochdale, but he might have come from heaven 
 knows where. I only know he was a very honest old 
 gentleman, and he remembered me handsomely in his 
 will." 
 
 " Indeed, sir," said the apparition coldly. " My family 
 were the Egertons of Egerton Castle, in the county of 
 Flint, Armigeri ; whose ancesti)r, Iiadulphus de Egerton, 
 is mentioned in Domesday as one of the esquires of Hugh 
 Lupus, Earl Palatine of Chester. IJadulpluis de Egerton 
 had a son " 
 
 " Whose history," suid Harry, anxious to cut short these 
 «renealosj;ical details, " I have read in the Annals of 
 Elintshire, which lies in the next room, with the name 
 
320 STRANGE STOIllES. 
 
 you give as yours on the fly-leaf. But it seems, sir, yoit 
 are anxious to converse with me on the subject of ghosts. 
 As that question interests us all at present, much nioro 
 than family descent, will you kindly begin by telling us 
 whether you yourself lay claim to be a ghost? " 
 
 " T^'ndoubtedly I do," replied the phantom. 
 
 " The ghost of Algernon Egerton, formerly of Egerton 
 Castle ? " 1 interposed. 
 
 " Formerly and now," said the phantom, in correction. 
 " I have long inhabited, and I still habitually inhabit, by 
 night at least, the room in which wu are at present 
 seated." 
 
 " The deuce you do," said ITarry warmly. " This is a 
 most illegal and unconstitutional proceeding. The house 
 belongs to our landlord, Mr. Hay : and my friend hero 
 and mj^self have hired it for the summer, sharing the 
 expenses, and claiming the sole title to the use of the 
 rooms." (ITarry omitted to mention that he took the best 
 bedroom himself and put me off with a shabby little 
 closet, while wo divided the rent on equal terms.) 
 
 " True," said the spectre good-humouredly ; " but you 
 can't eject a ghost, you know. You may get a writ of 
 habeas corjms, but the English law doesn't supply you with 
 a writ of Jiaheas nnlmam. The infamous Jeffreys left me 
 that at least. I am sure the enlightened nineteentli 
 century wouldn't seek to deprive me of it." 
 
 " Well," said Harry, relenting, " provided yon don't 
 interfere with the experiments, or make away with the? 
 tea and sugar, I'm sure I have no objection. But if you 
 are anxious to prove to us the existence of ghosts, perhaps 
 you Avill kindly allow us to make a few simple observa- 
 tions ? " 
 
 " With all the pleasure in death," ansAvered the appari- 
 tion courteously. " Such, in fact, is the very object for 
 which I've assumed visibility." 
 
 *' In that case, Harry," I said, " the correct thing will be 
 
OUR SCIESTIFIC OBSKRVATIOXS ON A GHOST. 027 
 
 to get out some paper, aiul draw up a runniiif^ report which 
 wo may both attest afterwards, A few simple notes on 
 the chemical and jihysical properties of a spectre will bo 
 an interesting novelty for the lioyal Society, and they 
 ought all to be jotted down in black and white at once." 
 
 This course having been unanimously determined upon 
 as strictly regular, I laid a largo folio of foolscap on tho 
 writing-table, and tho apparition proceeded to put itself 
 in an attitude for careful inspection. 
 
 " Tiio first point to decide," said I, " is obviously tho 
 physical properties of our visitor. Mr. Egerton, will you 
 kindly allow us to feel your hand?" 
 
 " You may try to feel it if you like," said tho phantom 
 quietly, " but I doubt if you will succeed to any brilliant 
 extent." As ho spoke, he held out his arm. Harry and I 
 endeavoured successively to grasp it : our lingers slipped 
 through the faintly luminous object as though it wore air 
 or shadow. Tho phantom bowed forward his head ; wo 
 attempted to touch it, but our hands onco more passed 
 unopposed across tho wholo face and shoulders, without 
 linding any trace whatsoever of mechanical resistance. 
 "Experience tho first," said Harry; "the apparition has 
 no tangible material substratum." I seized tho pen and 
 jotted down the words as he spoke them. This was really 
 turning out a very full-blown specimen of tho ordinary 
 ghost ! 
 
 " Tho next question to settle," I said, " is that of 
 gravity. — Harry, givo me a hand out here with tho 
 weighing-machine. — Mr. Egerton, will you bo good enough 
 to step upon this board ? " 
 
 Mlrahile dictu ! The board remained steady as ever. 
 Not a tremor of tho steelyard betrayed tho weight of its 
 shadowy occupant. " Experience the second," cried Harry, 
 in his cool, scientific way : " the apparition has tho specific 
 gravity of atmospheric air." I jotted down this note also, 
 and quietly prepared for the next observation. 
 
328 STRANGE STOEIL'S. 
 
 " Wouldn't it bo well," I inquired of Harry, " to try tho 
 weight in vacuo? It is possible that, while tlio spocific 
 gravity in air is equal to tliat of tho atniospliere, tho 
 specific gravity in vacuo may ho zero. Tho api)arition — 
 pray excuse mo, Mr, Egerton, if tho terms in which I 
 allude to you seem disrespectful, but to call you a ghost 
 would be to prejudge tho point at issue — the apparition 
 may have no proper weight of its own at all." 
 
 " It would be very inconvenient, though," said Harry, 
 *' to put tlie wliolo a[)pariti()n under a bell-glass : in fact, 
 wo have none big enough. I)L'sides, suppose wo were to 
 find that by exhausting the air we got rid of the object 
 altogether, as is very possible, that would awkwardly 
 interfere with the future prosecution of our researches into 
 its nature; and properties." 
 
 "Permit me to niako a suggestion," interposed, tho 
 phantom, "if a person whom you choose to relegate to the 
 neuter gender may 1)0 allowed to have a voice in so scien- 
 tific a question. My friend, tho ingenious Mr. Boyle, has 
 lately explained to me tho construction of his air-pump, 
 which we saw at ono of the Friday evenings at tho Koyal 
 Institution. It seems to me that your object would be 
 attained if I were to put one hand only on tho scale under 
 the bell-glass, and j^ermit the air to be exhausted." 
 
 " Capital," said Harry : and we got the air-pump in 
 readiness accordingly. The spectre then put his right 
 hand into tho scale, and. wo plumped the bell-glass on top 
 of it. Tho connecting portion of tlio arm shone through, 
 the severing glass, exactly as though tho spectre consisted 
 merely of an immaterial light. In a few minutes the air 
 was exhausted, and the scales remained evenly balanced 
 as before. 
 
 " This experiment," said Harry judicially, " slightly 
 modifies the opinion which we formed from tho preceding 
 one. Tho specific gravity evidently amounts in itself to 
 nothing, being as air in air, and as vacuum in vacuo. Jot 
 down the result, Jim, will you ? " 
 
on: aClENTIFIG ODSniVATlOSS ON A GUOST. :i2t) 
 
 I did so faithfully, and then tnrninf; to tlio spcctro I 
 observed, " You mentioned a Mr. Boyle, .sir, just now. 
 You allude, I 8np])o.so, to the father of eheini«try ? " 
 
 " And uncle of the Earl of Oorlc," replied the appariiion, 
 prouiptly filling' up the well-known (piotation. " Exaetlv 
 «o. I knew Mr. l>oylo nli^c^-litly duiin<i; our lil'efinic, and 
 I have known him intimately ever «inco ho joined the 
 majority." 
 
 *' May I ask, Avhilo my friend makes tho necessary 
 preparations for the spectrum analysis and tho chomical 
 investig-ation, whether you are in the hahit of assoeiatinj^ 
 much with — or — well, with other gliosts?" 
 
 " Oh yes, I see a good deal of suciety." 
 
 " Contemporaries of your own, or persons of earlier and 
 later dates?" 
 
 "Dates really matter very little to us. Wo may havo 
 Socrates and Bacon chattinj"; iu the same group. For my 
 own part, I prefer modern society — I may say, the society 
 of tho latest arrivals." 
 
 " That's exactly why I asked," said 1. " Tho exces- 
 sively modern tono of your language and idioms struck 
 me, so to speak, as a sort of anaehroni.sm with your 
 Eestoration costume — an anachronism which I fancy I 
 have noticed in many printed accounts of gentlemen from 
 your portion of tho universe." 
 
 "Your observation is quite true," replied the apparition. 
 " We continue always to wear tho clothes which were in 
 fashion at the time of our decease; but we pick up from 
 new-comers the latest additions to the English language, 
 and even, I may say, to tho slang dictionary. I. know 
 many ghosts who talk familiarly of ' awfully jolly liops,' 
 and allude to their progenitors as ' the governor.' Indeed, 
 it is considered quite behind the times 'to describe a lady 
 as ' vastly pretty,' and poor Mr. Pepys, who still preserves 
 the antiquated idiom of his diary, is looked upon among; 
 us as a dreadfully slow old fogey." 
 
 "But why, then," said I, "do you wear your old 
 
880 STItANGE STOlilES. 
 
 costumes for over? Why not imitato tho latest fashioni+ 
 from Poole's and Worth's, as well as the latest cant phraso 
 from the popular novels? " 
 
 " Why, my dear sir," answered tho phantom, " wo must, 
 have Homcihiiig to mark our original period. Besides, most 
 people to whom we appear know something about costume, 
 ■while very few know anything about changes in idiom," 
 • — that I must say seemed to me, in passing, a ])0werful 
 argument indeed — " and so wo all preserve tho dress which 
 wo hahitually wore during our lifetime." 
 
 " Then," said Harry irreverently, looking up from Iiis 
 chemicals, " tho society in your part of tho country must 
 closely resemble a fancy-dress ball." 
 
 " Without the tinsel and vulgarity, wo flatter ourselves,** 
 answered the phantom. 
 
 By this time the preparations were complete, and Harry 
 inquired whether the apj^arition would object to our putting 
 out tho lights in order to obtain definite results with tho 
 spectroscope. Our visitor politely replied that he was 
 better accustomed to darkness than to tho painful glare of 
 our paraffin candles. " In fact," ho added, " only tho 
 strong desire which I felt to convince you of our existence 
 as ghosts euuld have induced mo to present myself in so 
 bright a room. Light is very trying to tho eyes of spirits, 
 and wo generally take our constitutionals between eleven 
 at night and four in the morning, stopping at homo 
 entirely during tho moonlit half of tho month." 
 
 *' Ah, yes," said Harry, extinguishing the candles ; " I'vo 
 read, of course, that your authorities exactly reverse our 
 own Oxford rules. You aro all gated, I believe, from 
 dawn to sunset, instead of from sunset to dawn, and have 
 to run away helter-skelter at the first streaks of daylight, 
 for fear of being too late for admission without a fine of 
 twopence. But you will allow that your usual habit of 
 showing yourselves only in the very darkest places and 
 seasons naturally militates somewhat against the credi- 
 bility of your existence. If all apparitions would only 
 
OUIi SCIESTIFIC onSEIlVATIONS ON A GiroST. H.ll 
 
 follow your RonsiMo exiimplo l)y comiiii; out before two 
 scicntiric people in a well-iiiijhtod room, they •wonlil stand 
 a much bettor chance of ^-ettinj; believeil : though even in 
 the present case I must allow that I ishould have folt far 
 more confidence in your positive reality if you'd presented 
 yourself in broad daylight, when Jim and \ hadn't punished 
 the whisky (piito as ftilly as we've done this evening." 
 
 When the candles were out, our appariti(jn still retained 
 its fluorescent, luminous appearance, and scciikmI to burn 
 with a faint bluish light of its own. We projected a peiicil 
 through tho si^cctroscope, and obtained, for the first time 
 in tho history of science, the spectrum of a spectre. Tho 
 result was a startling one indeed. We had expected to 
 find lines indicating the presence of sulphur or phosphorus : 
 instead of that, we obtained a continuous band of palo 
 luminosity, clearly pointing to tho factthiit the apparition 
 had no known terrestial element in its composition. 
 Though we felt rather surprised at this discovery, wo 
 simply noted it down on our paper, and proceeded to 
 verify it by chemical analysis. 
 
 The phantom obligingly allowed us to fill a small phial 
 with the luminous matter, wliich Karry immediately pro- 
 ceeded to test with all the resources at our disposal. For 
 purposes of comparison I filled a corresponding phial with 
 air from another part of the room, which I subjected to 
 precisely similar tests. At tho end of half an hour wo 
 had completed our examination — the spectre meanwhilo 
 watching us with mingled curiosity and amusement; and 
 wo laid our written quantitative results side by side. 
 They agreed to a decimal. The table, being interesting,, 
 deserves a place in this memoir. It ran as follows : — 
 
 Chemical Anali/sia of an Aj^i^arition. 
 Atmospheric air ... . 9G-4.") per cent. 
 Aqueous vapour . . , . 2'31 „ 
 
 Carbonic acid ..... 1*08 „ 
 
 Tobacco smoke .... 0-16 „ 
 
 Volatile alcohol .... A trace 
 
 100-00 „ 
 
^32 STRANGE STORIES. 
 
 The alcohol Ilarry plausibly attributed to tlio prcseuco 
 of glasses which had contained whisky toddy. The other 
 constituents would have been normally present in the 
 atmosphere of a room where two fellows had been smoking 
 uninterruptedly ever since dinner. This important ex- 
 periment clearly showed that the apparition had no proper 
 chemical constitution of its own, but consisted entirely of 
 the same materials as the surrounding air. 
 
 "Only one thing remains to be done now, Jim," said 
 Harry, glancing significantl}" at a plain deal table in the 
 corner, with whose uses we were both familiar ; " but then 
 the question arises, does this gentleman come within the 
 meaninu' of the Act ? I don't feel certain about it in mv 
 
 CD ft/ 
 
 own mind, and with the present unsettled, state of public 
 opinion on this subject, our first duty is to obey the law." 
 
 "Within the meaning of the Act?" I answered; "de- 
 cidedly not. The words of the forty-second section say 
 distinctly ' any Vichuj animal.' Now, Mr. Egerton, accord- 
 ing to his own account is a ghost, and has been dead for 
 some two hundred years or thereabouts : so that wo needn't 
 have the slight(;st scruple on that account." 
 
 " Quite so," said Harry, in a tone of relief. " AVell then, 
 sir," turning to the apparition, " may I ask you whether 
 you would object to our vivisecting you ? " 
 
 " Mortuisccting, you mean, Harry," I interposed paren- 
 thetically. " Let us keep ourselves strictly within the 
 utmost letter of the law." 
 
 " Vivisecting ? Mortuiscol ing ? " exclaimed the spectre, 
 with some amusement. " Keally, the proposal is so very 
 novel that 1 hardly know how to answer it. I don't think 
 you will tind it a very practicable undertaking : but still, 
 if you like, yes, you mt;/ try your hands upon mo." 
 
 Wo were both much gratified at this generous readiness 
 to further the cause of science, for w^liich, to say the truth, 
 wo had hardly felt prepared. No doubt, we were con- 
 stantly in the habit of maintaining that vivisection didn't 
 
OUR SCIENTIFIC OnSEUVATIOXS OX A GHOST. S^i 
 
 really hurt, and that rabbits or doj:5s rather enjoyed the 
 process than otherwise ; still, wo did not quite expect an 
 apparition in human form to accede in this gentlemanly 
 manner to a personal request which after all is rather a 
 ytartling one. I seized our new friend's hand with wanntli 
 and effusion (tliough my emotion was somewhat checked 
 hy finding it slip through my fingers immaterially), and 
 observed in a voice trembling with admiration, " .Sir, you 
 display a spirit of self- sacrifice which does honour to your 
 head and heart. Your total freedom from prejudice is 
 perfectly refreshing to the anatomical mind. If all ' sub- 
 jects ' were equally ready to bo vivisected — no, I m jan 
 mortuisected — oh, — well, — there," I aelded (for I begon to 
 perceive that my argument didn't hang together, as 'sub- 
 jects " usually accepted mortui section with the utmost 
 resignation), "perhaps it wouldn't make much difference 
 after all." 
 
 Meanwhile Harry had [pulled the table into the centre 
 of the room, and arranged the necessary instruments at. 
 one end. The bright steel had a most charming and 
 scientific appearance, which added greatly to the general 
 effect. I saw myself already in imagination drawing up 
 an elaborate report for the IJoyal Society, and delivering 
 a Croonian Oration, Avith diagrams and sections complete, 
 in illustration of tho " Vascular Sj'stcm of a (ihost." Bui 
 alas, it was not to be. A preliminary difficulty, slight in 
 itself, yet enormous in its preventive effects, unhappily 
 defeated our well-made plans. 
 
 " Before you lay yourself on tho table," said Harry, 
 gracefully indicating that article of furniture to the spectre 
 with his lancet, "may I. ask you to oblige mo by removing 
 your clothes ? It is usual in all these operations to — ahem 
 — in short, to proceed in imris naturaJibus. As you have 
 been so very kind in allowing us to operate upon you, of 
 course you won't object to this minor but indispensable 
 accompaniment." 
 
334 STRANGE SWniES. 
 
 " Well, really, sir," answered the ghost, " I should have 
 no personal objection whatsoever ; but I'm rather afraid 
 it can't bo done. To tell you the truth, my clothes are 
 an integral part of myself. Indeed, I consist chiefly of 
 clothes, with only a head and hands protruding at the 
 principal extreiuities. You must have noticed that all 
 persons of my sort about whom you have read or he.'ird 
 were fully clothed in the fashion of their own day. I fear 
 it would be quite impossible to remove these clothes. For 
 example, llo^v very absurd it would be to see the shadowy 
 outline of a ghostly coat hanging up on a peg behind a 
 door. The bare notion would be sufficient to cast ridicule 
 upon the whole community. No, gentlemen, much as I 
 should like to gratify you, I fear the thing's impossible. 
 And, to let the whole secret out, I'm inclined to think, for 
 my part, that I haven't got any independent body what- 
 soever." 
 
 "But, surely," I interposed, "you must have some in- 
 ternal economy, or else how can you walk and talk ? For 
 example, have you a heart? " 
 
 " Most certainly, my dear sir, and 1 humbly trust it is 
 in the right place." 
 
 •' You misunderstand me," I repeated : " I am speaking 
 literally, not figuratively. Have you a central vascular 
 organ on your left-hand side, with two auricles and ven- 
 tricles, a mitral and a tricuspid valve, and the usual 
 accorapaniiucnt of aorta, pulmonary vein, pulmonary 
 artery, systole and diastole, and so forth ? " 
 
 " Upon my soul, sir," replied the spectre with an air of 
 bewilderment, " I have never even heard the names of 
 these various objects to which you refer, and so I am 
 quite unable to answer your question. But if you mean 
 to ask whether I have something beating just under ray 
 fob (excuse the antiquated word, but as I wear the thing 
 in question I must necessarily use the name), why then, 
 most undoubtedly I have." 
 
OUR SCIENTIFIC OBSEItVATIONS ON A GHOST. 335 
 
 " Will yon oblige me, sir," said Harry, " by sliowing 
 me your wrist ? It is true I cau't feel your pulse, owing 
 to what you must acknowledge as a very un])leasant tenuity 
 in your component tissues : but perhaps I may succeed in 
 seeing it." 
 
 The apparition held out its arm. Harry instinctively 
 endeavoured to balance the wrist in his hand, but of 
 couiso failed in catching it. Wo w^ero both amused 
 throughout to observe how difficult it remained, after 
 «cveral experiences, to realize the fact that this visible 
 object had no material and tangible background under- 
 lying it. Harry put up his eyeglass and gazed steadily 
 at the phantom arm ; not a trace of veins or arteries could 
 anywhere be seen. " Upon my word," ho muttered, " I 
 believe it's true, and the subject has no internal economy 
 at aU. Tliis is really very interesting." 
 
 " As it is quite impossible to undress you," I observed, 
 turning to our visitor, " may I venture to make a section 
 through your chest, in order, if practicable, to satisfy 
 myself as to your organs generally?" 
 
 " Certainly," replied the good-humoured spectre ; " I 
 am quite at your service." 
 
 I took my longest lancet from its case and made a very 
 neat cut, right across the sternum, so as to pass directly 
 through all the principal viscera. The effect, I regret to 
 say, was absolutely nugatory. The two halves of the 
 body reunited instantaneously behind the instrument, just 
 as a mass of mercury reunites behind a knife. Evidently 
 there was no chance of getting at the anatomical details, 
 if any existed, underneath that brocaded waistcoat of 
 phantasmagoric satin. Wo gave up the attempt in 
 despair. 
 
 " And now," said the shadov/y form, with a smile of 
 conscious triumph, flinging itself easily but noiselessly 
 into a comfortable arm-chair, " I hope you are convinced 
 that ghosts really do exist. I think I have pretty fully 
 
336 STUANGE STORIES. 
 
 domonstratod to you my own purely spiritual and im- 
 material nature." 
 
 " Excuse inc," said Harry, seating himself in his turn 
 on the ott(jman ; " I regret to say that I remain as sceptical 
 as at the beginning. You have merely convinced mo that 
 a certain visible shape exists apparently unaccompanied 
 by any tangil)lo properties. With this phenomenon I am 
 already familiar in tlie case of phosphorescent gaseous 
 eftluvia. You also seem to utter audible words without 
 the aid of a proper larynx or other muscular apparatus ; 
 Imt the telephone has taught mo that sounds exactly re- 
 sembling those of the human voice nuiy bo produced by a 
 very simple membrane. You have afibrded us probably 
 the best opportunity ever given for examining a so-called 
 ghost, and my private conviction at the end of it is that 
 you are very likely an egregious humbug." 
 
 I confess I was rather surprised at this energetic con- 
 clusion, fur my own faitli had been rapidly expanding 
 under the strange experiences of that ujemorable evening. 
 But the visitor himself scorned much hurt and distressed. 
 '' Surely," he said, " you won't doubt my word when I tell 
 you plainly that I am the authentic ghost of Algernon 
 Egerton. The word of an Egerton of Egerton Castle was 
 always better than another man's oath, and it is so still, I 
 liope. Besides, my frank and courteous conduct to you 
 both to-night, and the readiness with which I have met 
 all j'^our proposals for scicntifio examination, certainly 
 entitle me to better treatment at your hands." 
 
 " I must beg ten thousand pardons," Harry replied, 
 " for the plain langungc which 1 am compelled to use. 
 But let us look at the case in a difierent point of view. 
 During your occasianal visits to the world of living men, 
 you may sometimes have travelled in a railway carriage 
 in your invisible form." 
 
 *' I have taken a trip now and then (by a night train, 
 of course), just to see what the invention was like." 
 
OUR SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATIONS ON A GHOST. 337 
 
 " Exactly so. Well, now, you must have noticed tliat 
 a guard insisted from time to time upon waking up tlio 
 sleepy passengers for no other purpose tlian to look at 
 their tickets. Sucli a precaution might he resented, say 
 hy an Egerton of Egerton Castle, as an insult to his 
 veracity and his honesty. But, you see, the guard doesn't 
 know an Egerton from a Muggins : and the mere word of 
 a passenger to the eifect that he belongs to that distin- 
 guished family is in itself of no more value than his per- 
 sonal assertion that his ticket is perfectly en regie." 
 
 " I see your analogy, and I must allow its remarkable 
 force." 
 
 " Not only so," continued Harry firmly, " but you must 
 remember that in the case I have put, the guard is dealing 
 with known beings of the ordinary human typo. Now, 
 when a living person introduces himself to me as Egerton 
 of Egerton Castle, or Sir Koger Tichborne of Alresford, I 
 accept his statement witli a certain amount of doubt, 
 proportionate to the natural improbability of the circum- 
 stances. But when a gentleman of shadowy appearance 
 and immaterial substance, like yourself, makes a similar 
 assertion, to the effect that ho is Algernon ''^'Igerton who 
 died two hundred years ago, then I am reluctantly com- 
 pelled to acknowledge, even at the risk of hurting that 
 gentleman's susceptible feelings, that I can form no proper 
 opinion whatsoever of his probable veracity. Even men, 
 whose habits and constitution I familiarly understand, 
 cannot alwaj'S be trusted to tell me the truth : and how then 
 can I expect implicitly to believe a being whoso very exist- 
 once contradicts all n.y previous experiences, and whoso pro- 
 perties give the lie to all my scientitic conceptions — a being 
 who moves without muscles and speaks without lungs? 
 Look at the possible alternatives, and then you will see that 
 I am guilty of no personal rudeness when I respectfully 
 decline to accept your imcorroborated assertions. You may 
 be Mr. Algernon Egerton, it is true, and your general stylo 
 
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888 STUANGE STOJilES. 
 
 of dress and appearance certainly "bears out that siippo- 
 tiition ; but then you may equally well be his Satanic 
 Majesty in person — in which case you can hardly expect 
 me to credit your character for implicit truthfulness. Or 
 again, you may bo a mere hallucination of my fancy : I 
 may be suddenly gone mad, or I may bo totally drunk, — 
 and now that I look at the bottle, Jim, we must certainly 
 allow that we have fully appreciated the excellent quali- 
 ties of your capital Glenlivat. In short, a number of 
 alternatives exist, any one of which is quite as probable 
 as the supposition of your being a genuine ghost ; which 
 supposition I must therefore lay aside as a mere matter 
 for the exercise of a suspended judgment." 
 
 I thought Harry had him on tlio hip, there : and the 
 spectre evidently thought so too; for he rose at once and 
 said rather stiflly, " I fear, sir, yon arc a confirmed sceptic 
 upon this point, and further argument might only result 
 in one or the other of us losing his temper. Perhaps it 
 would be better for me to withdraw. I have the honour 
 to wish you both a very good evening." He spoke once 
 more with the hauteur and grand mannerism of the old 
 school, besides bowing very low at each of us separately 
 as he wished us good-night. 
 
 "Stop a moment," said Harry rather hastily. "1 
 wouldn't for the world be guilty of any in hospitality, and 
 least of all to a gentleman, however indefinite in his 
 outline, who has been so anxious to afford us every chance 
 of settling an interesting question as you have. Won't 
 you take a glass of whisky and water before you go, just 
 to show there's no animosity ? " 
 
 " I thank you," answered the apparition, in the same 
 chilly tone ; " I cannot accept your kind offer. My visit 
 has already extended to a very unusual length, and I have 
 no doubt I shall be blamed as it is by more reticent ghosts 
 for the excessive openness with which I have conversed 
 upon subjects generally kept back from the living world. 
 
OUR SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATIONS ON A GHOST. X)^ 
 
 Once more," with another ccrcmoiiions bow, " I have the 
 honour to wish you a pleasant evening." 
 
 As ho said these words, the fluorcsceiit light brightened 
 for a second, and then faded entirelj' away. A slightly 
 unpleasant odour also accompanied the departure of our 
 guest. In a moment, spectre and scent alike dis- 
 appeared ; but careful examination with a delicate test 
 exhibited a faint reaction which proved the presence of 
 sulphur in small quantities. The ghost had evidently 
 vanished quite according to established precedent. 
 
 We filled our glasses once more, drained them off 
 meditatively, and turned into our bedrooms as the clock 
 was striking four. 
 
 Next morning, Harry and I drew up a formal account 
 of the whole circumstance, which we sent to the lioyal 
 Society, with a request that they would publish it in their 
 Transactions. To our great surprise, that learned body 
 refused the paper, I may say with contumely. Wo next 
 applied to the Anthropological Institute, where, strange 
 to tell, we met with a like inexplicable rebuff. Nothing 
 daunted by our double failure, we despatched a copy of our 
 analysis to the Cliemical Society ; but the only acknow- 
 ledgment accorded to us was a letter from the secretary, 
 who stated that " such a sorry joke was at once imper- 
 tinent and undignified." In short, the scientific world 
 utterly refuses to credit our simple and straightforward 
 narrative ; so that we are compelled to throw ourselves for 
 justice upon the general reading public at large. As the 
 latter invariably peruse the pages of " Belgravia," I have 
 ventured to appeal to them in the present article, confident 
 that they will redress our wrongs, and accept this valuable 
 contribution to a great scientific question at its proper 
 worth. It may bo many years before another chance 
 occurs for watching an undoubted and interesting Appa- 
 rition under such favourable circumstances for careful 
 observation; and all the above information may be 
 
:j4o strange stories. 
 
 rt'i^artled as absolutely correct, down to five places of 
 
 decimals. 
 
 Still, it must be borne in mind that unless an apparition 
 had been scientifically observed as wo two independent 
 witnesses observed this one, the grounds for believing m 
 its existence would have been next to none. And even 
 after the clear evidence which we obtained of its im- 
 material nature, we yet remain entirely in the dark as to 
 its objective reality, and we have not the faintest reason 
 for believing it to have been a genuine unadulterated 
 o-host. At the best we can only say that we saw and 
 heard Something, and that this Something differed very 
 widely from almost any other object wo had ever seen and 
 hoard before. To leap at the conclusion that the Something 
 was therefore a ghost, would be, I venture humbly to 
 submit, without offence to the Tsychical Kesearch Society, 
 a most unscientific and illogical specimen of that peculiar 
 fallacy known as Begging the Question. 
 
ILUI J) AS OF CAWXPORE. 
 
 We Germans do not spare troiiLlo wliero literary or 
 scientific work is on hand : and iso Avliei= I was appointed 
 by the University of Breslau to the travelling .scholarship 
 in the Xeo-Sanskritic languages, I made up my mind at 
 once to spend the next five years of my life in India. I 
 knew already a good deal more Hindi and Urdu than most 
 English officials who have spent twenty years in the 
 country ; but I was anxious to perfect my knowledge by 
 practice on the spot, and to acquire thorough proficiency 
 in conversation by intercourse with the people themselves. 
 I therefore went out to India at once, and avoiding the 
 great towns, such as Calcutta or Allahabad, which have 
 been largely anglicised by residents and soldiers, I took up 
 my abode in the little village of Bithoor on the Ganges, a 
 few miles from Cawnpore, celebrated as having been the 
 residence of the Nana Sahib, whom you English always 
 describe as " the most ferocious rebel in the Mui;iny." 
 Here I spent four years in daily intercourse with the 
 native gentry, whose natural repugnance to foreigners I 
 .soon conquered by invariable respect for tlieir feelings and 
 prejudices. At the end of eighteen months I had so won 
 my way to their hearts that the Muhammedans regarded 
 me as scarcely outside the pale of Islam, while the Hindoos 
 nsually addressed me by the religious title of Bhai or 
 brother. 
 
::12 STUANGI-J STOniES. 
 
 Of course, however, the En^^liiih oflicials did not look 
 with any favouring eye upon my proceedings, especially 
 as I sometimes felt called upon to remonstrate with them 
 upon their hasty and often ignorant method of dispensing 
 justice. This coolness towards the authorities increased 
 the friendship felt towards me by the native population ; 
 and "the European Sahib who is not aFeringhee " became 
 a general adviser of many among the poorer people in 
 their legal difficulties. 1 merely mention tliese facts to 
 account for the contidence reposed in me, of whicli the story 
 I am about to relate is a striking example. 
 
 I had a syce or groom who passed by the name of Lai 
 Biro. This man was a tall, reserved, white-haired old 
 Hindoo, a Jat by caste, but with a figure which might 
 have been taken for that of a Brahman. His manner to mo 
 was always cold and sometimes sullen ; and I found it 
 difficult to place myself on the same terms with him as 
 with my other servants. One dark evening, however, 
 during the cold season, I had driven back from (Jawnporu 
 with him late at night in a small open trap, and found 
 him far more chatty and communicative than usual. 
 When we reached the bungalow-, we discovered that the 
 lights were out, and the house almost shut up, as the 
 servants had fancied that I meant to sleep at the club. 
 Lai Biro accordingly came in with me, and helped mo to 
 get my supper ready. Then at my request ho sat down 
 cross-legged near the door and continued to give me some 
 reminiscences of the Mutiny which had been interrupted 
 by our arrival. 
 
 " Yes, Sahib," he said quietly, composing himself on a 
 little mat with a respectful inclination of the body ; ''I 
 am Earn Das of Cawnpore." 
 
 I was startled by the confession, for I knew the name of 
 Earn Das as one of the most dangerous petty rebels, on 
 whose head Government had fixed a large price ; but 
 I was gratified by the confidence he reposed in me, and 
 
HAM DAS OF CAWXPOIiE. 818 
 
 1 IjcectCCMl liiiu to ffo on with liis wtorv. I write It down 
 now in very nearly the literal English e<niivalei»t of hisJ 
 exact words. 
 
 "Yes, Sahib, it is a long story truly. I will tell you 
 how it all came about. I was a cultivator on tho uplands 
 lliero by Cawnpore, and 1 had a nice plot of land in 
 /ameendari near tlio village there, good land with wheat 
 and millet and a little tobacco. My millet was joar, and I 
 got a rupee for eighteen seers, good money. I was well-to- 
 do in those days. No man in the village but spoke well 
 of Eam Das. I had a wife and three children, and a good 
 mud cottage, and I paid my dues regularly to Mahadeo, 
 oil and grain, most proj^erly. Tho Brahmans said I was a 
 most pious man, and everybody thought well of me. 
 
 "One day Shaikh Ali, a Muhammedan, a landowner 
 from over the river in Oude, whom I knew in the bazaar 
 at Cawnpore, ho met me near tho bridge resting. IIo 
 said to me, * Well, Ham Das, these are strange things 
 coming to pass. They say the sepoys have mutinied at 
 Meerut, and the Ferlnghees are to be driven into the sea.' 
 
 "I said, 'That would not do us Ilindocs much good. 
 Wo should fall under you Musalmaus again, and you 
 would have an emperor at Delhi, and he would tax us 
 and trouble us as our fathers tell us the Moguls did before 
 the Ferlnghees came.' 
 
 " Shaikh Ali said to me, ' Are you a good man and 
 true ? ' 
 
 " I answered, ' I pa}'' my dues regularly and do poojah. 
 but I don't know what you, a Musahuan, mean by a good 
 man.' 
 
 " ' Can you keep counsel against the accursed Ferln- 
 ghees ? ' said he. 
 
 ♦' ' That is an easy thing to do,' I answered. * They 
 tax us, and number us, and make our salt dear, and mean 
 to take our daughters away from us, for which purpose 
 they have made a census, to see how many young women 
 
3 14 ,S TJiA XGE STORIES. 
 
 there are of twelve years and upwards. Besides, they 
 slaughter cows the same as you do.* 
 
 *' ' Listen to mo, Kam Das,' ho said, • and keep your 
 counsel. Do you know that they have tried to make all 
 the sepoys lose casto and heconio like dogs and Pariahs, 
 l)y putting cow's grease on the cartridges? ' 
 
 " * 1 know it,' I re[)lie(l, ' because my l)rother is a sepoy 
 at Allahabad, and ho sent mo word of it by a son of our 
 neighbour.' 
 
 " 'Did we ]\Insalmans over do so?' ho asked agair.. 
 
 " ' I never hoard it,' said I : ' but indeed I am ignorant 
 of all these things, for I am not an old man, and I havo 
 only heard imperfectly from my elders. Still, I don't 
 know that you ever tried to make us lose caste.' 
 
 " ' Well, liam Das,' said the Shaikh, ' listen to what wo 
 propose. Tho sepoys from Meerut havo gone to Delhi 
 and have proclaimed tho King as Emperor. But now 
 the Nana of Bithoor has something to say about it. If 
 the Nana were made king, would you fight for him ? ' 
 
 " * Certainly,' said I, ' for he is a Mahratta and a good 
 Hindoo. He should by rights be Peshwa of tho Mahrattas, 
 and hold power even over your emperor at Delhi.' 
 
 *' ' That is quite true,' tho Shaikh answered. ' Tho 
 Peshwa was always the right hand and director of tho 
 Emperor. If we put the Mogul on tho throne once more, 
 the Nana would be his real sovereign, and Hindoos and 
 Musalraans alike Avould rejoice in the change.' 
 
 " ' But suppose >ve fall out among ourselves ! ' 
 
 " ' What does that matter in tho end ? ' he answered. 
 ' Let us first drive out the accursed Fcringhees, and then, 
 if Allah prosper us, we ma}*^ divide the land as we like 
 between the two creeds. We are all sons of the soil, 
 Hindoo and Musalman alike, and wo can live together 
 in peace. But these hateful Feringhees, they come across 
 the sea, they overrun all India, they tax us all alike, they 
 treat your Sindiah and Holkar a^ they treat our Nizam 
 
J?.1.V DAS OF CAWNPORE. 'MC> 
 
 ami our king of Oiicio, tlioy take away om- slaves, tlioy 
 tax our food, they pollute your Hacrcil rivens, tlioy (k-stroy 
 your castes, and as for us, they take their women to 
 picnic in our mosques, as I have seen myself at Agra. 
 ►Shall wo not first drive them into the sea?' 
 
 " * You say well,' I answered, ' and I shall ask more 
 of this matter at Bithoor.' 
 
 "That was the iirst that I heard of it all. Xoxt day, 
 the village was all in commotion. It was said tliat the 
 Nana had called on all good Hindoos to help liim to cleai' 
 out the Feringhees. I left my hut and my children, and 
 I came to IJithoor here. Then thoy gave mo a rifle, 
 and told me 1 should march with them to Cawnporo to 
 kill the Feringhees. There were not many of the dogs, 
 and the gods were on our side ; and when we had killed 
 them all we should have the whole of India for i\ni 
 Hindoos, with no land-tax or salt-tax, and tliere should 
 be no more cattle slaughtered nor no more interference 
 with the pilgrims at Ilurdwar. It was a grand day that, 
 and the Nana, dressed out in all the I'eshwa's jewels, 
 looked like a very king. 
 
 " Well, we went to Cawnporo and began to besiege 
 the entrenchments which Wlieeler Sahib had thrown up 
 round the cantonment. Wo had great guns and many 
 men, both sepoys and volunteers. Inside, the Feringhees 
 had only a few, and not much artillery. We all thought 
 that the gods had given us the Feringhees to slay, and 
 that there would be no more of them loft at all. 
 
 " For twenty days we continued besieging, and the 
 Feringhees got weaker and weaker. They had no food, 
 and scarcely any water. At last Wheeler Sahib sent to 
 tell the Nana that he would give himself up, if the Nana 
 would spare their lives. The Nana was a merciful man, 
 and he said, ' I might go on and take the entrench- 
 ment, and kill you all if I wished ; but to save time, 
 because I want to get away and join the others, I will let 
 
?AG STEANGE STOIUES. 
 
 yoii off.' So lie took all tlio money in the treasury, and 
 the guns, and promised to provide boats to tako them all 
 down to Allaliabad. 
 
 "I was standing al)out near one of our guns that day, 
 when Chunder Lai, a Brahman in the Nana's troops, 
 came up to me and said, ' Well, Kam Das, what do you 
 tliink of this ? ' 
 
 " ' I think,' said I, ' that it is a sin and a shame, after 
 wo have broken down the hospital, and starved out the 
 Feringhecs, to lot them go down the river to Allahabad, 
 to strengthen the garrison that pollutes that holy city. 
 For I hear that they do all kinds of wrong there, and 
 insult the Brahmans, and tlu batlicrs, and the sacred 
 fig-tree. And if these men go and join them, the garrison 
 will bo stronger, and they will be able to hold out longer 
 against the people, which may the gods avert ! ' 
 
 " ' So I think too. Earn Das, said he ; ' and for my part, 
 I would try to prevent their going.' 
 
 " A little later, we went down to the river, by the 
 Nana's orders. There some men had ^ot boats tosrether, 
 and were putting the Feringhees into them. It was 
 getting dark, and we all went down to guard them. 
 A few of them had got into the boats ; the rest were on 
 the bank. I can see it all now : the white men with 
 their proud looks abashed, going meekly into the boats, 
 and the women stepping, all afraid and shrinking from 
 the black faces — shrinking from us as if wo were unclean 
 and they would lose casto by touching us. Though tliey 
 were so frightened, they were proud still. Then three 
 guns went oif somewhere in the camp. Chunder Lai was 
 near me, and he said to me, ' That is the signal for ua 
 to fire. The Nana ordered me to fire when I heard those 
 guns.' I don't knew if it was true: perhaps the Nana 
 ordered it, perhaps Chunder Lai told a lie : but I never 
 could find out the truth about it, for they blew Chunder 
 Lai from the guns at Cawnpore afterwards, and I have 
 
HAM DAS "''•' CAWNVORE. ?A1 
 
 never seen the Nana since to ask liim. At any rate, 
 I levelled my musket and iired. I hit an officer Sahib, 
 and wounded him, not mortally. In a moment there 
 was a great report, and I looked round, and saw all our 
 men firing. I don't know if they had tlie word of com- 
 mand, but I think not. I think they all saw mo firo, and 
 fired because I did, and because they thought it a shame 
 to let the Feringhoes escape ; as though the head man 
 of a village should entrap a tiger, a man-eater that had 
 killed many cultivators in their dal-fielJs, and then 
 should let it go. If a headman ordered the villagers to 
 loose it from the trap, do you think they would obey 
 him? No, and if he loosed it himself, they would take 
 muskets and sticks and weapons of all kinds, and kill 
 the man-eater at once. That is what we did with the 
 Feringhces. 
 
 " It was a terrible sight, and I did not like to see it. 
 Some of them leapt into the water and were drowned. 
 Others swam away madly, like wild fowl, and wc shot 
 at them as they swam ; and then they dived, and when 
 they came up again, we fired at them again, and the 
 water was red with their blood. I hit one man on the 
 shoulder, and broke his arm, but still he swam on with 
 his other arm, till somebody put a bullet through his 
 head, and he sank. I ran into the water, as did many 
 others, and we followed them down until all the swimmers 
 were picked off. Some of th(i boats crossed the river : 
 but there was a regiment Avaiting on the Oudo shore — 
 some said by accident, others that the Nana had posted 
 it there — and the sepoys hacked them all to jjioees as tluy 
 tried to escape. It was a dreadful sight, and I am an 
 older man now, and do not like to think of It : but I w .is 
 younger then, and our blood was hot with fighting, and 
 we thought we were going to drive the Feringhecs out 
 of the country, and that the gods would bo well pleased 
 with our day's work. 
 
:n8 STIiAXGE STORIES. 
 
 " Some boats got away a little way, but they were 
 afterwards sent back. The women and children, some 
 of them badly wounded, we took back into Cawnpore. 
 We put them in the IJibi's house, near the Assembly 
 Kooms. Then in a few days, the others who were sent 
 back from Futteypore arrived, and the Nana said, ' What 
 shall I do with them ? ' Everybody said, * Shoot them : ' 
 so wo took out all the men the same day and shot them 
 at once. The women and children the Nana spared, 
 because he was a humane man ; and he sent them to the 
 others in the Bibi's hoTise. There they were avcU treated ; 
 and tliouf^h they had not punkahs, and tattis, and cow's 
 flesh, as formerly, yet they got better rations than any 
 of the Nana's own soldiers : for the Feringhees, like all 
 you Europeans, Sahib, are very luxurious, and will not 
 live oif lice or dal and a little ghee like other people. 
 You have con(|uered every place in the world, from 
 Ceylon to Cashmere, and so you have got luxurious, 
 and live off wheaten bread, and cow's flesh, and wine, and 
 many such ungodly things. But the rest of the world 
 think it a great thing if they have ghee to their rice. 
 
 " After a fortnight the Nana's troops were defeated 
 at Futteypore, and it was said that the Feringheo ladies 
 were sending letters to the army. Then the Nana was 
 very angry. He said, ' I have spared these women's 
 lives, and yet they are sending news to my enemies. 
 1 will tell you what I will do : I will put them all to 
 death.' So he gave word to have them shot. I was "one 
 of the guards at the Bibi's house, and I got orders to 
 shoot them. Then we all tried to bring them out in front 
 of the house ; but they would not come ; so we had to 
 go in and put an end to them there with swords and 
 bayonets. Poor things ! they shrieked piteously ; and I 
 was sorry for them, because they were some of them 
 young and pretty, and it is not the women's fault if the 
 Feringhees come here, for the Feringhee ladies hate India, 
 
HAM DAt; OF CAWNVOUE. 3I[> 
 
 and ^vill all go away af^ain acru.ss the water if they can 
 g-et a chance. And then there were the children I One 
 poor lady clung to my knees and begged hard for her 
 danghter : hut I had to obey orders, so I cnt her down. 
 It was very sad. But then, the Feringheo bidies are even 
 prouder than the men, and they hate us Hindoos. Thoy 
 would not care if they killed a thousand of us if their 
 little fingers ached. Locdc how they make us salaam, 
 and punish us for small faults, and compel us to work 
 prnkahs, and to run on foot after their carriages, and 
 insult our gods. Ah, they are a cruel, proud race. They 
 are lower than the lowest Sudra, and yet they will treat 
 a twice-born Brahman like a dos;. 
 
 " We throw all the bodies into the well at Cawnporo 
 where now they liaA'o put up an image of one of their gods 
 — a cold, white god, with two wings — to avenge their 
 deatli. Then there was great joy in Cawnpore. We had 
 killed the last of the Feringhees, and India should be oui- 
 own. Soon, we might make the Kan a into a real Peshwa, 
 and turn against the JMusalmans. and put down all 
 slaughtering (^f cattle altogether, as the Kani did at 
 Jhansi. We should have no more land-tax to pay, for the 
 Musalmans should pay all the taxes, as is just : but the 
 Hindoos should have their land for nothing, and live upon 
 chupattics and ghee and honey every day. Ah, that was 
 the grandest day that was ever seen in Cawnpore ! 
 
 "But that was not the end of it. In the mysterious 
 providence of the all-wise gods it was otherwise ordained. 
 A few days before all this, I was stamling about in the 
 bazaar, when I met a jemadar. He said to me, ' So the 
 Feringhees are marching f!om Allahabad ! ' 
 
 " ' The Feringhees ! ' I said : ' why, no, wo have killed 
 them all off out of India, thanks be to the gods. At: 
 Delhi they are all killed, and at Meerut, and at Cawnpore 
 here, and I believe everywhere but at Allahabad and at 
 Calcutta.* 
 
350 STn.lXGE STOIiTES. 
 
 " ' Ram Das,' lio aiiswererl, ' you are a child ; you 
 know nothiii<5. Do you think the Feringhecs are so few y 
 Thov are swarmino; across the water like locusts across the 
 Ganges. In a few months, they will all come from where 
 they have been lielping- the Sultan of Eoum against the 
 other Christians, and they will make the whole Dual) into 
 a desert, as they made liohilcund in the days of Hosteiti 
 Sahib."* Shall I tell you the news from Delhi ? ' 
 
 " 'Yes,' 1 said, ' tell me by all means, for 1 don't believe 
 the Feringhecs will ever again hold rule in India, the 
 land of the all-wise gods.' In those days, Sahib, J 
 was very foolish. I did not know that the Feringhecs 
 were in number like the green parrots, and that they 
 could send countless shiploads across the water as easily 
 as we could send a cargo of dal down tlie river to 
 Benares. 
 
 " ' Well, tlien,' he said, ' Delhi has been besieged, and 
 before long it will be taken. And the Feringhecs have sent 
 up uicn from Calcutta who have reached Allahabad, and are 
 now on the march for Cawnpore. When they come, they 
 will take us all, and kill the Nana, and there will be an end 
 of the Hindoos for ever. They are going to make us all 
 into Christians by force, baptising us with unclean water, 
 and making l}rahmans and Pariahs eat together of cow's 
 flesh, and destroying all caste, and modesty, and religion 
 altogether.' 
 
 " ' They ",vill do all these things, doubtless,' I replied, 
 * if tbey can succeed in catching us : but it is impossible. 
 The Feringhees are but a handful : they could never 
 liave ruled us if it were not for the sepoys. They had 
 all the muskets and the ammunition, and they kept them 
 from us. But now that the sepoys have mutinied, the 
 Feringhees are but a few officers and half-a-dozen 
 regiments. And 1 cannot believe that the gods would 
 allow men like them, wiio are worse than Musalmans, 
 
 * "Warren Hastings. 
 
Riyr DAS OF CAWsrouE. \\:a 
 
 and have no caste, to conquer ns who are the best blood in 
 India, Brahmans, and Jats, and Mahrattas.' 
 
 " But the jemadar hiughed at me. ' I tell you,' he said, 
 * this rehollion is all child's play. For I have myself 
 been across the water once, as an officer's servant, and 
 and have been to England, and to their great town, 
 London. It is so great that a man can hardly walk 
 across it from end to end in a day ; and if you were 
 to put Allahabad or Cawnpore down in its midst, the 
 people would not know that any new thing had come 
 about. They have ships in their rivers as thick as the 
 canes in a sugar-field ; and iron roads with cars drawn 
 by steam horses. They have so many men that they 
 could overrun all India as easily as the people of Cawn- 
 pore could overrun Bilitoor. And so when 1 hear their 
 guns outside the town, I will run away to them, and I 
 advise you to do so too.' 
 
 " I didn't believe ]iim at the time ; but a few days 
 afterwards, I found out that the Ferin ghees were really 
 marching from Allahabad. And when wo killed the 
 ladies, they were almost at the door. Tliey fought like 
 demons, and we knew that the demons must all bo on 
 their side. Many times we went out to meet them, but 
 in four separate battles they cut our men to pieces like 
 sheep. At last, just after we had got rid of the ladies, 
 they got to Cawnpore. 
 
 " Then there was no end of tiie confusion. The Nana 
 got frightened, and fled away. We blow up the magazine, 
 so that they might not have powder; and the Feringhees 
 came at once into the town. There never were people so 
 savage or angry. The sight of the well and the Bibi's 
 house seemed to drive them wild. They were more like 
 tigers than human beings. Every sepoy whom they 
 caught they shot at once for vengeance, because that is their 
 religion : and many who were not sepoys, and who had 
 not borne arms against them, they shot on false evidence. 
 
3-)2 
 
 STRANGE STOItlES. 
 
 Every man who luid a grudge against another told the 
 Feriiigheos that their enemy had helped to cut down the 
 ladies ; and the Feringhees were so greedy for blood that 
 thoy believed it all, and shot them down at once. So 
 much blood was never shed in Cawnpore : for one life 
 they took ten. Then wo knew it was all true what the 
 jemadar had said, and that they would take the whole Doab 
 back, and put back the land-tax, and the salt-tax ; and wo 
 thought too that they would make us all into Christians; 
 but that they have not done, for so long as they get their 
 taxes, and have high pay and good bungalows, and cow's 
 flesli and beer, they don't care about, or reverence any 
 religion, not even their own. For wo Hindoos respect our 
 fakeers, and even the Musalmans respect their pirs ; but 
 the Ferinii;hecs think as little of the missionaries as wo 
 do ourselves, and care more for dances than for their 
 churches. That is why they have not compelleil us to 
 become Christians. 
 
 "All the time the Fcringhces were in Cawnpore, I lay 
 hid in the jemadar's house. Ho was a good man, though 
 ho had gone over to the Feringhees as soon as they came 
 in sight : and nobody suspected his house, because he was 
 now on their side, and had given them news of all that 
 took place in the town when we killed the officers and the 
 ladies. So I was (juito safe there, and got dal and water 
 every day, and was in no danger at all. 
 
 " rresentl}-, the Feringhees moved oGf again, abandoning 
 Cawnpore, becauso Ilavelock Sahib, who was the most 
 terrible of their generals, wanted to go on to Lucknow. 
 There the Musalmans of Oude had risen and were besieg- 
 ing the Presidency, with all the soldiers and officers. I 
 would not go to Oude, because I did not care to fight for 
 Musalmans, preferring rather to wait the chance of the 
 Nana coming back ; for only a Mahratta could now recover 
 the kingdom for the Hindoos; and the Musalmans aro 
 almost as bad as the Feringhees themselves. In a short 
 
nAM DAS OF CAWSrOJlK V/o'J 
 
 time, liowovcr, tlio rjwalior men camo. Tliev were cood 
 men, tlio Gwalior men : for thongli Sindiali, tlitir rajah, 
 had commanded them not to iight, they woukl not desert 
 the other Hindoos, when there were Feringhecs to bo 
 killed: and they disohoyed Sindiah, and rehellod, and so I 
 joined them gladly. They pitched only fifteen miles from 
 Cawnpore, and there I went out and enlisted with them. 
 
 " By-antl-by most of the Gwalior men got frightened, 
 and went back again. Then things became very bad. A 
 few of us marched southward, and hid in the jungles that 
 slope down towards the Jumna, We were very frightened, 
 because there are tigers in that jungle: and two Gwalior 
 men were eaten l)y the tigers. But soon some Feringhecs 
 from Etawa heard of our being there, and tlioy camo out 
 to stalk us. It was just like shooting niI-</}iac. They 
 came on horseback, and cl(-»sed all round the jungle wliero 
 we were. Then they crept on into the jungle, and wo 
 crejit away from them. ]*]very now and then the}' drove 
 a man into an open space ; and then they all shouted like 
 fiends, and shot at him. When they liit him and rolled 
 him over, they laughed, and shouted louder still. I was 
 hidden under some low bushes ; and two Feringhecs passed 
 close to me, one on each side of the bushes ; but they did 
 not see me. Soon after, they started a man who had been 
 a sepoy, and he ran back towards my bushes. I never 
 said a word. Then they all lired at him, and killed him : 
 but one bullet hit me on the arm, and went through the 
 flesh of my arm, and partly splintered the bone. But still 
 I said nothing. All day long I lay moaning to myself 
 very low, and the Feringhecs scoured all the jungle, and 
 killed everybody but me, and went away saying to tliem- 
 .selves that they had had a good day's sport. For they 
 hunted us just as if wo were antelojics. 
 
 " I lay for a fortnight, wounded, in the jungle, and had 
 nothing to eat but Mahua berries. I was feverish and 
 wandered in my mind : but at the end of a fortnight 1 
 
 2 A 
 
;i54 STIIANGE STOllIES. 
 
 could crawl onf, and managed to drag along my wounded 
 arm. Then 1 went to the nearest village, and gave out 
 iliat I was a cultivator who had been wounded Ijy the 
 Gwalior men in trying to defend a tuhseelie * for the 
 Feringhee.s. For that, they took great caro of me, and 
 sent me on to Cawnpore. 
 
 " I was not afraid to go back to the town, for my own 
 people would not know mo again. In that fortnight I 
 had grown from a young m.an into the m.an you seo mo ; 
 only I was older-looking then than I am now, for I have 
 got younger in the Sahib's service. IMy hair had turned 
 white, and so had my beard, whicli was longer and more 
 matted than before. M}- forehead was wrinkled, and my 
 cheeks had fallen away. As soon as I had got to Cawn- 
 pore, I went straight to the jemadar's house, to see if ho 
 would recognize me ; but he did not : for even my voico 
 was hoarser and harsher than of old, through fever and 
 exposure. So I went and told my story to the Feringhee 
 doctor, how I had been wounded in keeping the tuhseelie 
 for his people ; and he tended my arm, and made it well 
 again. For though the Feringhees are savage like tigers 
 to their enemies, if you befriend them, they will treat you 
 well. In that they are better than the Musalmans. 
 
 " Soon after, I went out to the parade ground, because I 
 lieard there was to be a dreadful sight. They were going 
 to blow the rebels they had taken, from the guns. I went 
 out and looked on. Then they took all the men, Brahmans 
 and Chumars alike, and broke caste, and tied them each 
 to a gun. I could not have done it, though I cut down 
 the Feringhee ladies ; but they did it, and made a light 
 matter of it. Then they fired the guns, and in a whiif 
 their bodies were all blown away utterly, so that thero 
 was nothing left of them. This they did so as utterly to 
 destroy the rebels, leaving neither body nor soul, but 
 annihilating them altogether, which is worse than death. 
 
 * Village Treasury. 
 
HAM DAS OF CAWSPftlli:. 35i 
 
 ;> 
 
 Tlicj would have tlono it to me, if they hatl caught nio. 
 Do you wonder that I hate the Fcriri<j;hecs, Sahib ? Why, 
 they did it even to tho twice-born i'rahnians, let alone a 
 Jat. Tho gods will avenge it on tlioni. 
 
 " Then I wont ont to look at my plot of hmd. Tlio 
 Feringliees knew of mo from many traitors, some of whom 
 had given np my name to save themselves from being 
 blown away — and no wonder. They had seized my plot, 
 and sold it to another man, a zameendar, a Kayath in 
 Cawnpore, who had made money by snpplj'ing them with 
 food — tho curse of all tho gods upon him ! And as for my 
 wife and children, they had gone wandering out, and I 
 liave never seen them since. My wife was with child, and 
 she went into Cawnpore, and thenco elsewhere, I know 
 not where, and starved to death, I suppose, or died in some 
 other sliameful way. But one of my daughters a missionary 
 got, and sent her to Meerut to a scliool ; and there they 
 arc teaching her to be a Christian, and to hatu her own 
 gods and her own people, and to love tho Feringliees who 
 suck tho blood of India, and grind down tho poor with 
 taxes, and dispossess the Thakurs, who ouglit, of course, 
 by right to own tho land. Tliis much I learned by 
 inquiring at Cawnpore ; but how my wife died, or whether 
 they killed her, or what, that I have never been able to 
 learn. 
 
 " So that was the end of it all. The Nana was hidden 
 away somewhere up Nepaul way ; and the Feringhees had 
 got back Lucknow ; and all over the Doab and the Punjab 
 they were established again, and the hopes of tho people 
 were all broken. And I had lost my land, and my wife, 
 and my children, and had nothing to live upon or to live 
 for. And we had not driven out the accursed strangers, 
 after all, but on the contrary they made themselves stronger 
 than ever, and sent more soldiers, as the jemadar had 
 prophesied, and put down the Company, who used to bo 
 their rajah, and sent up a Maharani instead, who is now 
 
3r.; STJtANGI-J ,'STORIES. 
 
 Empress of India. And tlicy made now taxes and a now 
 census and all sorts of iini)osts. But since that time they 
 liave been more afraid of us, and are iiot so insolent to tho 
 temples, or tho pilgrims, or to the sacred monkeys. And 1 
 camo to Bithoor, and hccame a syce, and I have been a syct- 
 ever since. That is all I know about tho Mutiny, Sahib." 
 
 Tho old man stopped suddenly, having told all his story 
 in a dull, monotonous voice, witl\ little fooling and no 
 dramatic display. I have tried to reproduce it just as he 
 Baid it. There was no passion, no fierceness, no cruelty in 
 liis manner; but simply a deoii, settled, uniform tone of 
 hatred to the English. It was tho only time I had ever 
 heard the story of the Mutiny from a native point of view, 
 and I give it as I heard it, without mitigating aught 
 either of its horror or its truth. 
 
 " And you are not afraid of telling me all this ? " I 
 asked. 
 
 He shook his head. " The Sahib has a white face," he 
 answered, "but his heart is black." 
 
 " And the Nana?" I inquired. " Do you know if he is 
 living still?" 
 
 His eyes flashed fire for the first time since ho liad 
 begun. " Ay," ho cried ; " ho is living. That I know 
 from many trusty friends. And he will como again 
 whenever there is trouble between the Feringhces and the 
 other Christians : and then we shall have no quarrelling 
 among ourselves ; but Sindiah, and Ilolkar, and tho Nizam, 
 and the Oude people, and even tho Bengalis will rise up 
 together; and we will cut every Feringhec's throat in 
 all India, and the gods will give us the land for ever 
 after. . . . Good night, Sahib ; my salaam to you." And 
 he glided like a serpent from the room. 
 
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