id sid tid token lemma pos crln-9041 1 1 dec13_b.indd dec13_b.indd NOUN crln-9041 1 2 c&rl c&rl PROPN crln-9041 1 3 news news NOUN crln-9041 1 4 december december PROPN crln-9041 1 5 2013 2013 NUM crln-9041 1 6 570 570 NUM crln-9041 1 7 we we PRON crln-9041 1 8 have have AUX crln-9041 1 9 experienced experience VERB crln-9041 1 10 15 15 NUM crln-9041 1 11 deaths death NOUN crln-9041 1 12 in in ADP crln-9041 1 13 my my PRON crln-9041 1 14 library library NOUN crln-9041 1 15 this this DET crln-9041 1 16 semester semester NOUN crln-9041 1 17 . . PUNCT crln-9041 2 1 three three NUM crln-9041 2 2 victims victim NOUN crln-9041 2 3 were be AUX crln-9041 2 4 decapitated decapitate VERB crln-9041 2 5 . . PUNCT crln-9041 3 1 the the DET crln-9041 3 2 bodies body NOUN crln-9041 3 3 of of ADP crln-9041 3 4 two two NUM crln-9041 3 5 other other ADJ crln-9041 3 6 victims victim NOUN crln-9041 3 7 were be AUX crln-9041 3 8 never never ADV crln-9041 3 9 found find VERB crln-9041 3 10 . . PUNCT crln-9041 4 1 others other NOUN crln-9041 4 2 were be AUX crln-9041 4 3 abused abuse VERB crln-9041 4 4 and and CCONJ crln-9041 4 5 left leave VERB crln-9041 4 6 for for ADP crln-9041 4 7 dead dead ADJ crln-9041 4 8 . . PUNCT crln-9041 5 1 my my PRON crln-9041 5 2 library library NOUN crln-9041 5 3 is be AUX crln-9041 5 4 facing face VERB crln-9041 5 5 a a DET crln-9041 5 6 crisis crisis NOUN crln-9041 5 7 . . PUNCT crln-9041 6 1 staplercide staplercide NOUN crln-9041 6 2 — — PUNCT crln-9041 6 3 the the DET crln-9041 6 4 murder murder NOUN crln-9041 6 5 of of ADP crln-9041 6 6 library library NOUN crln-9041 6 7 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 6 8 — — PUNCT crln-9041 6 9 is be AUX crln-9041 6 10 at at ADP crln-9041 6 11 an an DET crln-9041 6 12 all all DET crln-9041 6 13 - - PUNCT crln-9041 6 14 time time NOUN crln-9041 6 15 high high NOUN crln-9041 6 16 . . PUNCT crln-9041 7 1 the the DET crln-9041 7 2 average average ADJ crln-9041 7 3 life life NOUN crln-9041 7 4 span span NOUN crln-9041 7 5 for for ADP crln-9041 7 6 a a DET crln-9041 7 7 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 7 8 at at ADP crln-9041 7 9 my my PRON crln-9041 7 10 library library NOUN crln-9041 7 11 ’s ’s PART crln-9041 7 12 reference reference NOUN crln-9041 7 13 desk desk NOUN crln-9041 7 14 this this DET crln-9041 7 15 past past ADJ crln-9041 7 16 semester semester NOUN crln-9041 7 17 was be AUX crln-9041 7 18 15.3 15.3 NUM crln-9041 7 19 days day NOUN crln-9041 7 20 . . PUNCT crln-9041 8 1 the the DET crln-9041 8 2 most most ADV crln-9041 8 3 common common ADJ crln-9041 8 4 cause cause NOUN crln-9041 8 5 of of ADP crln-9041 8 6 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 8 7 death death NOUN crln-9041 8 8 was be AUX crln-9041 8 9 e e PROPN crln-9041 8 10 x x SYM crln-9041 8 11 h h PROPN crln-9041 9 1 a a DET crln-9041 9 2 u u PROPN crln-9041 9 3 s s NOUN crln-9041 9 4 t t NOUN crln-9041 9 5 i i PRON crln-9041 10 1 o o NOUN crln-9041 10 2 n n X crln-9041 10 3 . . PUNCT crln-9041 11 1 a a DET crln-9041 11 2 n n ADV crln-9041 11 3 exhausted exhausted ADJ crln-9041 11 4 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 11 5 would would AUX crln-9041 11 6 staple staple VERB crln-9041 11 7 once once ADV crln-9041 11 8 , , PUNCT crln-9041 11 9 and and CCONJ crln-9041 11 10 then then ADV crln-9041 11 11 jam jam NOUN crln-9041 11 12 , , PUNCT crln-9041 11 13 entering enter VERB crln-9041 11 14 a a DET crln-9041 11 15 state state NOUN crln-9041 11 16 of of ADP crln-9041 11 17 n n NOUN crln-9041 11 18 o o PROPN crln-9041 11 19 n n NOUN crln-9041 11 20 r r NOUN crln-9041 11 21 e e NOUN crln-9041 11 22 s s X crln-9041 11 23 p p NOUN crln-9041 11 24 o o NOUN crln-9041 12 1 n n CCONJ crln-9041 12 2 s s NOUN crln-9041 12 3 i i PRON crln-9041 12 4 v v ADP crln-9041 12 5 e e NOUN crln-9041 12 6 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 12 7 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 12 8 shock shock NOUN crln-9041 12 9 . . PUNCT crln-9041 12 10 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 13 1 after after SCONJ crln-9041 13 2 a a DET crln-9041 13 3 librarian librarian NOUN crln-9041 13 4 valiantly valiantly ADV crln-9041 13 5 unjammed unjammed ADJ crln-9041 13 6 it it PRON crln-9041 13 7 , , PUNCT crln-9041 13 8 the the DET crln-9041 13 9 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 13 10 would would AUX crln-9041 13 11 muster muster VERB crln-9041 13 12 one one NUM crln-9041 13 13 more more ADJ crln-9041 13 14 staple staple NOUN crln-9041 13 15 before before ADP crln-9041 13 16 collapsing collapse VERB crln-9041 13 17 again again ADV crln-9041 13 18 . . PUNCT crln-9041 14 1 often often ADV crln-9041 14 2 we we PRON crln-9041 14 3 were be AUX crln-9041 14 4 not not PART crln-9041 14 5 able able ADJ crln-9041 14 6 to to PART crln-9041 14 7 intervene intervene VERB crln-9041 14 8 before before SCONJ crln-9041 14 9 a a DET crln-9041 14 10 frustrated frustrated ADJ crln-9041 14 11 student student NOUN crln-9041 14 12 began begin VERB crln-9041 14 13 assaulting assault VERB crln-9041 14 14 the the DET crln-9041 14 15 jammed jammed ADJ crln-9041 14 16 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 14 17 . . PUNCT crln-9041 15 1 one one PRON crln-9041 15 2 should should AUX crln-9041 15 3 not not PART crln-9041 15 4 beat beat VERB crln-9041 15 5 a a DET crln-9041 15 6 dead dead ADJ crln-9041 15 7 stapler.1 stapler.1 NOUN crln-9041 15 8 like like ADP crln-9041 15 9 many many ADJ crln-9041 15 10 seasoned seasoned ADJ crln-9041 15 11 reference reference NOUN crln-9041 15 12 librarians librarian NOUN crln-9041 15 13 , , PUNCT crln-9041 15 14 experience experience NOUN crln-9041 15 15 at at ADP crln-9041 15 16 the the DET crln-9041 15 17 reference reference NOUN crln-9041 15 18 desk desk NOUN crln-9041 15 19 has have AUX crln-9041 15 20 turned turn VERB crln-9041 15 21 me i PRON crln-9041 15 22 into into ADP crln-9041 15 23 a a DET crln-9041 15 24 self self NOUN crln-9041 15 25 - - PUNCT crln-9041 15 26 taught teach VERB crln-9041 15 27 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 15 28 triage triage NOUN crln-9041 15 29 nurse nurse NOUN crln-9041 15 30 . . PUNCT crln-9041 16 1 armed arm VERB crln-9041 16 2 with with ADP crln-9041 16 3 the the DET crln-9041 16 4 tools tool NOUN crln-9041 16 5 of of ADP crln-9041 16 6 our our PRON crln-9041 16 7 trade trade NOUN crln-9041 16 8 — — PUNCT crln-9041 16 9 screwdrivers screwdriver NOUN crln-9041 16 10 , , PUNCT crln-9041 16 11 tweezers tweezer NOUN crln-9041 16 12 , , PUNCT crln-9041 16 13 and and CCONJ crln-9041 16 14 pliers plier NOUN crln-9041 16 15 — — PUNCT crln-9041 16 16 reference reference NOUN crln-9041 16 17 librarians librarian VERB crln-9041 16 18 around around ADP crln-9041 16 19 the the DET crln-9041 16 20 world world NOUN crln-9041 16 21 tend tend VERB crln-9041 16 22 to to PART crln-9041 16 23 injured injure VERB crln-9041 16 24 and and CCONJ crln-9041 16 25 abused abuse VERB crln-9041 16 26 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 16 27 and and CCONJ crln-9041 16 28 bring bring VERB crln-9041 16 29 them they PRON crln-9041 16 30 back back ADV crln-9041 16 31 from from ADP crln-9041 16 32 near near ADP crln-9041 16 33 - - PUNCT crln-9041 16 34 death death NOUN crln-9041 16 35 experiences experience NOUN crln-9041 16 36 . . PUNCT crln-9041 17 1 this this DET crln-9041 17 2 semester semester NOUN crln-9041 17 3 , , PUNCT crln-9041 17 4 however however ADV crln-9041 17 5 , , PUNCT crln-9041 17 6 as as SCONJ crln-9041 17 7 the the DET crln-9041 17 8 carnage carnage NOUN crln-9041 17 9 raged rage VERB crln-9041 17 10 at at ADP crln-9041 17 11 my my PRON crln-9041 17 12 library library NOUN crln-9041 17 13 , , PUNCT crln-9041 17 14 i i PRON crln-9041 17 15 felt feel VERB crln-9041 17 16 more more ADV crln-9041 17 17 like like ADP crln-9041 17 18 a a DET crln-9041 17 19 coroner coroner NOUN crln-9041 17 20 than than ADP crln-9041 17 21 a a DET crln-9041 17 22 nurse nurse NOUN crln-9041 17 23 . . PUNCT crln-9041 18 1 in in ADP crln-9041 18 2 january january PROPN crln-9041 18 3 2013 2013 NUM crln-9041 18 4 , , PUNCT crln-9041 18 5 curiosity curiosity NOUN crln-9041 18 6 and and CCONJ crln-9041 18 7 concern concern NOUN crln-9041 18 8 drove drive VERB crln-9041 18 9 me i PRON crln-9041 18 10 to to PART crln-9041 18 11 begin begin VERB crln-9041 18 12 documenting document VERB crln-9041 18 13 the the DET crln-9041 18 14 rampant rampant ADJ crln-9041 18 15 destruction destruction NOUN crln-9041 18 16 of of ADP crln-9041 18 17 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 18 18 at at ADP crln-9041 18 19 my my PRON crln-9041 18 20 library library NOUN crln-9041 18 21 ’s ’s PART crln-9041 18 22 reference reference NOUN crln-9041 18 23 desk desk NOUN crln-9041 18 24 . . PUNCT crln-9041 19 1 with with ADP crln-9041 19 2 help help NOUN crln-9041 19 3 from from ADP crln-9041 19 4 my my PRON crln-9041 19 5 colleagues colleague NOUN crln-9041 19 6 , , PUNCT crln-9041 19 7 i i PRON crln-9041 20 1 d d VERB crln-9041 21 1 i i PRON crln-9041 21 2 s s VERB crln-9041 21 3 c c X crln-9041 22 1 r r NOUN crln-9041 22 2 e e X crln-9041 22 3 e e PROPN crln-9041 22 4 t t PROPN crln-9041 22 5 l l X crln-9041 22 6 y y PROPN crln-9041 23 1 n n PROPN crln-9041 23 2 u u PROPN crln-9041 23 3 m m AUX crln-9041 23 4 bered bere VERB crln-9041 23 5 each each DET crln-9041 23 6 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 23 7 and and CCONJ crln-9041 23 8 noted note VERB crln-9041 23 9 the the DET crln-9041 23 10 date date NOUN crln-9041 23 11 as as SCONJ crln-9041 23 12 we we PRON crln-9041 23 13 put put VERB crln-9041 23 14 it it PRON crln-9041 23 15 out out ADP crln-9041 23 16 for for ADP crln-9041 23 17 public public ADJ crln-9041 23 18 use use NOUN crln-9041 23 19 . . PUNCT crln-9041 24 1 i i PRON crln-9041 24 2 photographed photograph VERB crln-9041 24 3 each each DET crln-9041 24 4 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 24 5 and and CCONJ crln-9041 24 6 documented document VERB crln-9041 24 7 it it PRON crln-9041 24 8 on on ADP crln-9041 24 9 a a DET crln-9041 24 10 tumblr tumblr ADJ crln-9041 24 11 page page NOUN crln-9041 24 12 i i PRON crln-9041 24 13 created create VERB crln-9041 24 14 for for ADP crln-9041 24 15 this this DET crln-9041 24 16 project.2 project.2 NOUN crln-9041 24 17 when when SCONJ crln-9041 24 18 each each DET crln-9041 24 19 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 24 20 died die VERB crln-9041 24 21 , , PUNCT crln-9041 24 22 i i PRON crln-9041 24 23 recorded record VERB crln-9041 24 24 the the DET crln-9041 24 25 date date NOUN crln-9041 24 26 and and CCONJ crln-9041 24 27 calculated calculate VERB crln-9041 24 28 its its PRON crln-9041 24 29 age age NOUN crln-9041 24 30 in in ADP crln-9041 24 31 a a DET crln-9041 24 32 spreadsheet spreadsheet NOUN crln-9041 24 33 . . PUNCT crln-9041 25 1 later later ADV crln-9041 25 2 i i PRON crln-9041 25 3 added add VERB crln-9041 25 4 the the DET crln-9041 25 5 results result NOUN crln-9041 25 6 of of ADP crln-9041 25 7 my my PRON crln-9041 25 8 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 25 9 autopsy autopsy ADJ crln-9041 25 10 and and CCONJ crln-9041 25 11 indicated indicate VERB crln-9041 25 12 the the DET crln-9041 25 13 cause cause NOUN crln-9041 25 14 of of ADP crln-9041 25 15 death death NOUN crln-9041 25 16 . . PUNCT crln-9041 26 1 some some DET crln-9041 26 2 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 26 3 lasted last VERB crln-9041 26 4 no no DET crln-9041 26 5 more more ADJ crln-9041 26 6 than than ADP crln-9041 26 7 one one NUM crln-9041 26 8 day day NOUN crln-9041 26 9 . . PUNCT crln-9041 27 1 the the DET crln-9041 27 2 longest long ADJ crln-9041 27 3 living living NOUN crln-9041 27 4 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 27 5 succumbed succumb VERB crln-9041 27 6 jason jason NOUN crln-9041 27 7 vance vance NOUN crln-9041 27 8 staplercide staplercide NOUN crln-9041 27 9 ! ! PUNCT crln-9041 28 1 the the DET crln-9041 28 2 lives life NOUN crln-9041 28 3 and and CCONJ crln-9041 28 4 deaths death NOUN crln-9041 28 5 of of ADP crln-9041 28 6 academic academic ADJ crln-9041 28 7 library library NOUN crln-9041 28 8 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 28 9 the the DET crln-9041 28 10 way way NOUN crln-9041 28 11 i i PRON crln-9041 28 12 see see VERB crln-9041 28 13 it it PRON crln-9041 28 14 jason jason NOUN crln-9041 28 15 vance vance NOUN crln-9041 28 16 is be AUX crln-9041 28 17 information information NOUN crln-9041 28 18 literacy literacy NOUN crln-9041 28 19 librarian librarian NOUN crln-9041 28 20 at at ADP crln-9041 28 21 middle middle PROPN crln-9041 28 22 tennessee tennessee PROPN crln-9041 28 23 state state PROPN crln-9041 28 24 university university PROPN crln-9041 28 25 ’s ’s PROPN crln-9041 28 26 james james PROPN crln-9041 28 27 e. e. PROPN crln-9041 28 28 walker walker PROPN crln-9041 28 29 library library PROPN crln-9041 28 30 , , PUNCT crln-9041 28 31 e e NOUN crln-9041 28 32 - - NOUN crln-9041 28 33 mail mail NOUN crln-9041 28 34 : : PUNCT crln-9041 28 35 jason.vance@mtsu.edu jason.vance@mtsu.edu NOUN crln-9041 28 36 © © PROPN crln-9041 28 37 2013 2013 NUM crln-9041 28 38 jason jason PROPN crln-9041 28 39 vance vance PROPN crln-9041 28 40 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 28 41 9 9 NUM crln-9041 28 42 is be AUX crln-9041 28 43 dead dead ADJ crln-9041 28 44 at at ADP crln-9041 28 45 the the DET crln-9041 28 46 age age NOUN crln-9041 28 47 of of ADP crln-9041 28 48 36 36 NUM crln-9041 28 49 days day NOUN crln-9041 28 50 . . PUNCT crln-9041 29 1 december december PROPN crln-9041 29 2 2013 2013 NUM crln-9041 29 3 571 571 NUM crln-9041 29 4 c&rl c&rl PROPN crln-9041 29 5 news news NOUN crln-9041 29 6 at at ADP crln-9041 29 7 the the DET crln-9041 29 8 age age NOUN crln-9041 29 9 of of ADP crln-9041 29 10 45 45 NUM crln-9041 29 11 days day NOUN crln-9041 29 12 . . PUNCT crln-9041 30 1 may may AUX crln-9041 30 2 they they PRON crln-9041 30 3 all all PRON crln-9041 30 4 rest rest VERB crln-9041 30 5 in in ADP crln-9041 30 6 peace peace NOUN crln-9041 30 7 . . PUNCT crln-9041 31 1 we we PRON crln-9041 31 2 have have AUX crln-9041 31 3 tried try VERB crln-9041 31 4 buying buy VERB crln-9041 31 5 different different ADJ crln-9041 31 6 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 31 7 . . PUNCT crln-9041 32 1 the the DET crln-9041 32 2 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 32 3 we we PRON crln-9041 32 4 now now ADV crln-9041 32 5 purchase purchase NOUN crln-9041 32 6 are be AUX crln-9041 32 7 swingline swingline PROPN crln-9041 32 8 ’s ’s PART crln-9041 32 9 commercial commercial ADJ crln-9041 32 10 desk desk NOUN crln-9041 32 11 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 32 12 ( ( PUNCT crln-9041 32 13 model model NOUN crln-9041 32 14 no no NOUN crln-9041 32 15 . . NOUN crln-9041 32 16 s7044401 s7044401 NUM crln-9041 32 17 ) ) PUNCT crln-9041 32 18 . . PUNCT crln-9041 33 1 the the DET crln-9041 33 2 list list NOUN crln-9041 33 3 cost cost NOUN crln-9041 33 4 is be AUX crln-9041 33 5 $ $ SYM crln-9041 33 6 25.77 25.77 NUM crln-9041 33 7 . . PUNCT crln-9041 34 1 these these PRON crln-9041 34 2 are be AUX crln-9041 34 3 nice nice ADJ crln-9041 34 4 , , PUNCT crln-9041 34 5 high high ADJ crln-9041 34 6 - - PUNCT crln-9041 34 7 quality quality NOUN crln-9041 34 8 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 34 9 . . PUNCT crln-9041 35 1 we we PRON crln-9041 35 2 buy buy VERB crln-9041 35 3 this this DET crln-9041 35 4 model model NOUN crln-9041 35 5 because because SCONJ crln-9041 35 6 they they PRON crln-9041 35 7 last last VERB crln-9041 35 8 longer long ADV crln-9041 35 9 than than ADP crln-9041 35 10 the the DET crln-9041 35 11 others other NOUN crln-9041 35 12 we we PRON crln-9041 35 13 have have AUX crln-9041 35 14 tried try VERB crln-9041 35 15 in in ADP crln-9041 35 16 the the DET crln-9041 35 17 past past NOUN crln-9041 35 18 . . PUNCT crln-9041 36 1 plus plus CCONJ crln-9041 36 2 , , PUNCT crln-9041 36 3 swingline swingline NOUN crln-9041 36 4 offers offer VERB crln-9041 36 5 a a DET crln-9041 36 6 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 36 7 limited limited ADJ crln-9041 36 8 lifetime lifetime NOUN crln-9041 36 9 warranty warranty NOUN crln-9041 36 10 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 36 11 on on ADP crln-9041 36 12 its its PRON crln-9041 36 13 products product NOUN crln-9041 36 14 . . PUNCT crln-9041 37 1 if if SCONJ crln-9041 37 2 a a DET crln-9041 37 3 customer customer NOUN crln-9041 37 4 returns return VERB crln-9041 37 5 a a DET crln-9041 37 6 dead dead ADJ crln-9041 37 7 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 37 8 that that PRON crln-9041 37 9 died die VERB crln-9041 37 10 with with ADP crln-9041 37 11 no no DET crln-9041 37 12 signs sign NOUN crln-9041 37 13 of of ADP crln-9041 37 14 foul foul ADJ crln-9041 37 15 play play NOUN crln-9041 37 16 ( ( PUNCT crln-9041 37 17 my my PRON crln-9041 37 18 words word NOUN crln-9041 37 19 , , PUNCT crln-9041 37 20 not not PART crln-9041 37 21 theirs theirs PRON crln-9041 37 22 ) ) PUNCT crln-9041 37 23 accompanied accompany VERB crln-9041 37 24 by by ADP crln-9041 37 25 a a DET crln-9041 37 26 receipt receipt NOUN crln-9041 37 27 or or CCONJ crln-9041 37 28 proof proof NOUN crln-9041 37 29 of of ADP crln-9041 37 30 purchase purchase NOUN crln-9041 37 31 , , PUNCT crln-9041 37 32 swingline swingline NOUN crln-9041 37 33 will will AUX crln-9041 37 34 send send VERB crln-9041 37 35 the the DET crln-9041 37 36 customer customer NOUN crln-9041 37 37 a a DET crln-9041 37 38 replacement replacement NOUN crln-9041 37 39 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 37 40 . . PUNCT crln-9041 38 1 to to PART crln-9041 38 2 save save VERB crln-9041 38 3 on on ADP crln-9041 38 4 shipping shipping NOUN crln-9041 38 5 costs cost NOUN crln-9041 38 6 , , PUNCT crln-9041 38 7 i i PRON crln-9041 38 8 began begin VERB crln-9041 38 9 collecting collect VERB crln-9041 38 10 dead dead ADJ crln-9041 38 11 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 38 12 on on ADP crln-9041 38 13 my my PRON crln-9041 38 14 desk desk NOUN crln-9041 38 15 . . PUNCT crln-9041 39 1 my my PRON crln-9041 39 2 office office NOUN crln-9041 39 3 quickly quickly ADV crln-9041 39 4 became become VERB crln-9041 39 5 a a DET crln-9041 39 6 cemetery cemetery NOUN crln-9041 39 7 . . PUNCT crln-9041 40 1 we we PRON crln-9041 40 2 also also ADV crln-9041 40 3 tried try VERB crln-9041 40 4 offering offer VERB crln-9041 40 5 our our PRON crln-9041 40 6 students student NOUN crln-9041 40 7 an an DET crln-9041 40 8 electric electric ADJ crln-9041 40 9 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 40 10 . . PUNCT crln-9041 41 1 shortly shortly ADV crln-9041 41 2 after after SCONJ crln-9041 41 3 it it PRON crln-9041 41 4 was be AUX crln-9041 41 5 put put VERB crln-9041 41 6 out out ADP crln-9041 41 7 for for ADP crln-9041 41 8 public public ADJ crln-9041 41 9 use use NOUN crln-9041 41 10 , , PUNCT crln-9041 41 11 one one NUM crln-9041 41 12 of of ADP crln-9041 41 13 our our PRON crln-9041 41 14 librarians librarian NOUN crln-9041 41 15 found find VERB crln-9041 41 16 it it PRON crln-9041 41 17 with with ADP crln-9041 41 18 its its PRON crln-9041 41 19 electrical electrical ADJ crln-9041 41 20 cord cord NOUN crln-9041 41 21 severed sever VERB crln-9041 41 22 . . PUNCT crln-9041 42 1 she she PRON crln-9041 42 2 described describe VERB crln-9041 42 3 a a DET crln-9041 42 4 grisly grisly ADJ crln-9041 42 5 scene scene NOUN crln-9041 42 6 . . PUNCT crln-9041 43 1 the the DET crln-9041 43 2 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 43 3 lay lie VERB crln-9041 43 4 lifeless lifeless ADJ crln-9041 43 5 on on ADP crln-9041 43 6 the the DET crln-9041 43 7 counter counter NOUN crln-9041 43 8 , , PUNCT crln-9041 43 9 while while SCONJ crln-9041 43 10 its its PRON crln-9041 43 11 ripped rip VERB crln-9041 43 12 power power NOUN crln-9041 43 13 cord cord NOUN crln-9041 43 14 was be AUX crln-9041 43 15 still still ADV crln-9041 43 16 plugged plug VERB crln-9041 43 17 into into ADP crln-9041 43 18 the the DET crln-9041 43 19 wall wall NOUN crln-9041 43 20 . . PUNCT crln-9041 44 1 its its PRON crln-9041 44 2 naked naked ADJ crln-9041 44 3 wires wire NOUN crln-9041 44 4 were be AUX crln-9041 44 5 left leave VERB crln-9041 44 6 exposed expose VERB crln-9041 44 7 as as SCONJ crln-9041 44 8 it it PRON crln-9041 44 9 lay lie VERB crln-9041 44 10 abandoned abandon VERB crln-9041 44 11 by by ADP crln-9041 44 12 the the DET crln-9041 44 13 perpetrator perpetrator NOUN crln-9041 44 14 . . PUNCT crln-9041 45 1 no no DET crln-9041 45 2 one one NOUN crln-9041 45 3 knows know VERB crln-9041 45 4 what what PRON crln-9041 45 5 happened happen VERB crln-9041 45 6 . . PUNCT crln-9041 46 1 perhaps perhaps ADV crln-9041 46 2 it it PRON crln-9041 46 3 was be AUX crln-9041 46 4 an an DET crln-9041 46 5 errant errant NOUN crln-9041 46 6 swipe swipe NOUN crln-9041 46 7 of of ADP crln-9041 46 8 the the DET crln-9041 46 9 neighboring neighboring NOUN crln-9041 46 10 paper paper NOUN crln-9041 46 11 cutter cutter NOUN crln-9041 46 12 blade blade NOUN crln-9041 46 13 ? ? PUNCT crln-9041 47 1 or or CCONJ crln-9041 47 2 maybe maybe ADV crln-9041 47 3 some some DET crln-9041 47 4 anti anti ADJ crln-9041 47 5 - - ADJ crln-9041 47 6 technology technology ADJ crln-9041 47 7 campus campus NOUN crln-9041 47 8 radicals radical NOUN crln-9041 47 9 were be AUX crln-9041 47 10 using use VERB crln-9041 47 11 violence violence NOUN crln-9041 47 12 to to PART crln-9041 47 13 make make VERB crln-9041 47 14 a a DET crln-9041 47 15 political political ADJ crln-9041 47 16 statement statement NOUN crln-9041 47 17 ? ? PUNCT crln-9041 48 1 either either CCONJ crln-9041 48 2 way way NOUN crln-9041 48 3 , , PUNCT crln-9041 48 4 it it PRON crln-9041 48 5 was be AUX crln-9041 48 6 an an DET crln-9041 48 7 expensive expensive ADJ crln-9041 48 8 piece piece NOUN crln-9041 48 9 of of ADP crln-9041 48 10 machinery machinery NOUN crln-9041 48 11 and and CCONJ crln-9041 48 12 was be AUX crln-9041 48 13 not not PART crln-9041 48 14 replaced replace VERB crln-9041 48 15 . . PUNCT crln-9041 49 1 the the DET crln-9041 49 2 suspected suspect VERB crln-9041 49 3 foul foul NOUN crln-9041 49 4 play play NOUN crln-9041 49 5 voided void VERB crln-9041 49 6 the the DET crln-9041 49 7 terms term NOUN crln-9041 49 8 of of ADP crln-9041 49 9 the the DET crln-9041 49 10 manufacturer manufacturer NOUN crln-9041 49 11 ’s ’s PART crln-9041 49 12 warranty warranty NOUN crln-9041 49 13 . . PUNCT crln-9041 50 1 at at ADP crln-9041 50 2 this this DET crln-9041 50 3 point point NOUN crln-9041 50 4 , , PUNCT crln-9041 50 5 you you PRON crln-9041 50 6 must must AUX crln-9041 50 7 think think VERB crln-9041 50 8 our our PRON crln-9041 50 9 students student NOUN crln-9041 50 10 are be AUX crln-9041 50 11 savages savage NOUN crln-9041 50 12 . . PUNCT crln-9041 51 1 perhaps perhaps ADV crln-9041 51 2 they they PRON crln-9041 51 3 are be AUX crln-9041 51 4 . . PUNCT crln-9041 52 1 but but CCONJ crln-9041 52 2 evidence evidence NOUN crln-9041 52 3 suggests suggest VERB crln-9041 52 4 that that SCONJ crln-9041 52 5 we we PRON crln-9041 52 6 are be AUX crln-9041 52 7 not not PART crln-9041 52 8 alone alone ADV crln-9041 52 9 . . PUNCT crln-9041 53 1 as as SCONJ crln-9041 53 2 word word NOUN crln-9041 53 3 of of ADP crln-9041 53 4 my my PRON crln-9041 53 5 morbid morbid ADJ crln-9041 53 6 investigations investigation NOUN crln-9041 53 7 began begin VERB crln-9041 53 8 to to PART crln-9041 53 9 spread spread VERB crln-9041 53 10 via via ADP crln-9041 53 11 social social ADJ crln-9041 53 12 media medium NOUN crln-9041 53 13 , , PUNCT crln-9041 53 14 letters letter NOUN crln-9041 53 15 of of ADP crln-9041 53 16 support support NOUN crln-9041 53 17 and and CCONJ crln-9041 53 18 sympathy sympathy NOUN crln-9041 53 19 poured pour VERB crln-9041 53 20 in in ADP crln-9041 53 21 from from ADP crln-9041 53 22 other other ADJ crln-9041 53 23 libraries library NOUN crln-9041 53 24 . . PUNCT crln-9041 54 1 further further ADJ crln-9041 54 2 evidence evidence NOUN crln-9041 54 3 of of ADP crln-9041 54 4 this this DET crln-9041 54 5 pandemic pandemic NOUN crln-9041 54 6 can can AUX crln-9041 54 7 be be AUX crln-9041 54 8 found find VERB crln-9041 54 9 in in ADP crln-9041 54 10 the the DET crln-9041 54 11 october october PROPN crln-9041 54 12 2000 2000 NUM crln-9041 54 13 issue issue NOUN crln-9041 54 14 of of ADP crln-9041 54 15 indiana indiana PROPN crln-9041 54 16 university university PROPN crln-9041 54 17 ’s ’s PROPN crln-9041 54 18 law law PROPN crln-9041 54 19 library library NOUN crln-9041 54 20 newsletter newsletter NOUN crln-9041 54 21 , , PUNCT crln-9041 54 22 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 54 23 res re VERB crln-9041 54 24 ipsa ipsa PROPN crln-9041 54 25 loquitur loquitur PROPN crln-9041 54 26 . . PUNCT crln-9041 54 27 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 55 1 the the DET crln-9041 55 2 library library PROPN crln-9041 55 3 ’s ’s PART crln-9041 55 4 associate associate NOUN crln-9041 55 5 director director NOUN crln-9041 55 6 described describe VERB crln-9041 55 7 scenes scene NOUN crln-9041 55 8 where where SCONJ crln-9041 55 9 law law NOUN crln-9041 55 10 students student NOUN crln-9041 55 11 were be AUX crln-9041 55 12 observed observe VERB crln-9041 55 13 placing place VERB crln-9041 55 14 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 55 15 on on ADP crln-9041 55 16 the the DET crln-9041 55 17 floor floor NOUN crln-9041 55 18 and and CCONJ crln-9041 55 19 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 55 20 using use VERB crln-9041 55 21 their their PRON crln-9041 55 22 feet foot NOUN crln-9041 55 23 to to PART crln-9041 55 24 push push VERB crln-9041 55 25 the the DET crln-9041 55 26 levers lever NOUN crln-9041 55 27 . . PUNCT crln-9041 55 28 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 56 1 she she PRON crln-9041 56 2 added add VERB crln-9041 56 3 , , PUNCT crln-9041 56 4 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 56 5 we we PRON crln-9041 56 6 can can AUX crln-9041 56 7 not not PART crln-9041 56 8 continue continue VERB crln-9041 56 9 to to PART crln-9041 56 10 use use VERB crln-9041 56 11 library library NOUN crln-9041 56 12 resources resource NOUN crln-9041 56 13 to to PART crln-9041 56 14 purchase purchase VERB crln-9041 56 15 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 56 16 that that PRON crln-9041 56 17 are be AUX crln-9041 56 18 going go VERB crln-9041 56 19 to to PART crln-9041 56 20 be be AUX crln-9041 56 21 abused abuse VERB crln-9041 56 22 . . PUNCT crln-9041 57 1 the the DET crln-9041 57 2 solution solution NOUN crln-9041 57 3 is be AUX crln-9041 57 4 in in ADP crln-9041 57 5 your your PRON crln-9041 57 6 hands hand NOUN crln-9041 57 7 — — PUNCT crln-9041 57 8 take take VERB crln-9041 57 9 care care NOUN crln-9041 57 10 of of ADP crln-9041 57 11 the the DET crln-9041 57 12 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 57 13 , , PUNCT crln-9041 57 14 use use VERB crln-9041 57 15 them they PRON crln-9041 57 16 properly properly ADV crln-9041 57 17 , , PUNCT crln-9041 57 18 and and CCONJ crln-9041 57 19 we we PRON crln-9041 57 20 will will AUX crln-9041 57 21 continue continue VERB crln-9041 57 22 to to PART crln-9041 57 23 provide provide VERB crln-9041 57 24 them they PRON crln-9041 57 25 . . PUNCT crln-9041 57 26 ”3 ”3 PUNCT crln-9041 58 1 res re VERB crln-9041 58 2 ipsa ipsa PROPN crln-9041 58 3 loquitur loquitur PROPN crln-9041 58 4 , , PUNCT crln-9041 58 5 indeed indeed ADV crln-9041 58 6 . . PUNCT crln-9041 59 1 sometimes sometimes ADV crln-9041 59 2 frustration frustration NOUN crln-9041 59 3 can can AUX crln-9041 59 4 spark spark VERB crln-9041 59 5 creativity creativity NOUN crln-9041 59 6 . . PUNCT crln-9041 60 1 working work VERB crln-9041 60 2 in in ADP crln-9041 60 3 an an DET crln-9041 60 4 office office NOUN crln-9041 60 5 filled fill VERB crln-9041 60 6 with with ADP crln-9041 60 7 dead dead ADJ crln-9041 60 8 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 60 9 , , PUNCT crln-9041 60 10 i i PRON crln-9041 60 11 had have VERB crln-9041 60 12 a a DET crln-9041 60 13 flash flash NOUN crln-9041 60 14 of of ADP crln-9041 60 15 inspiration inspiration NOUN crln-9041 60 16 midway midway ADV crln-9041 60 17 through through ADP crln-9041 60 18 my my PRON crln-9041 60 19 study study NOUN crln-9041 60 20 . . PUNCT crln-9041 61 1 i i PRON crln-9041 61 2 asked ask VERB crln-9041 61 3 myself myself PRON crln-9041 61 4 , , PUNCT crln-9041 61 5 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 61 6 why why SCONJ crln-9041 61 7 not not PART crln-9041 61 8 build build VERB crln-9041 61 9 a a DET crln-9041 61 10 new new ADJ crln-9041 61 11 working working NOUN crln-9041 61 12 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 61 13 using use VERB crln-9041 61 14 spare spare ADJ crln-9041 61 15 parts part NOUN crln-9041 61 16 from from ADP crln-9041 61 17 dead dead ADJ crln-9041 61 18 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 61 19 ? ? PUNCT crln-9041 61 20 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 62 1 like like ADP crln-9041 62 2 a a DET crln-9041 62 3 mad mad ADJ crln-9041 62 4 scientist scientist NOUN crln-9041 62 5 in in ADP crln-9041 62 6 a a DET crln-9041 62 7 tower tower NOUN crln-9041 62 8 laboratory laboratory NOUN crln-9041 62 9 , , PUNCT crln-9041 62 10 i i PRON crln-9041 62 11 used use VERB crln-9041 62 12 a a DET crln-9041 62 13 quiet quiet ADJ crln-9041 62 14 spring spring NOUN crln-9041 62 15 break break NOUN crln-9041 62 16 week week NOUN crln-9041 62 17 at at ADP crln-9041 62 18 my my PRON crln-9041 62 19 university university NOUN crln-9041 62 20 to to PART crln-9041 62 21 work work VERB crln-9041 62 22 on on ADP crln-9041 62 23 my my PRON crln-9041 62 24 new new ADJ crln-9041 62 25 top top ADJ crln-9041 62 26 - - PUNCT crln-9041 62 27 secret secret ADJ crln-9041 62 28 project project NOUN crln-9041 62 29 . . PUNCT crln-9041 63 1 the the DET crln-9041 63 2 sounds sound NOUN crln-9041 63 3 of of ADP crln-9041 63 4 clanging clang VERB crln-9041 63 5 metal metal NOUN crln-9041 63 6 , , PUNCT crln-9041 63 7 unbound unbound ADJ crln-9041 63 8 springs spring NOUN crln-9041 63 9 , , PUNCT crln-9041 63 10 and and CCONJ crln-9041 63 11 incessant incessant ADJ crln-9041 63 12 hammering hammering NOUN crln-9041 63 13 emanated emanate VERB crln-9041 63 14 from from ADP crln-9041 63 15 my my PRON crln-9041 63 16 closed closed ADJ crln-9041 63 17 office office NOUN crln-9041 63 18 door door NOUN crln-9041 63 19 . . PUNCT crln-9041 64 1 all all PRON crln-9041 64 2 that that PRON crln-9041 64 3 was be AUX crln-9041 64 4 missing miss VERB crln-9041 64 5 was be AUX crln-9041 64 6 a a DET crln-9041 64 7 thunderstorm thunderstorm NOUN crln-9041 64 8 and and CCONJ crln-9041 64 9 a a DET crln-9041 64 10 bolt bolt NOUN crln-9041 64 11 of of ADP crln-9041 64 12 lightning lightning NOUN crln-9041 64 13 . . PUNCT crln-9041 65 1 a a DET crln-9041 65 2 dead dead ADJ crln-9041 65 3 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 65 4 funeral funeral ADJ crln-9041 65 5 pyre pyre PROPN crln-9041 65 6 . . PUNCT crln-9041 66 1 staplercide staplercide NOUN crln-9041 66 2 — — PUNCT crln-9041 66 3 the the DET crln-9041 66 4 murder murder NOUN crln-9041 66 5 of of ADP crln-9041 66 6 library library NOUN crln-9041 66 7 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 66 8 — — PUNCT crln-9041 66 9 is be AUX crln-9041 66 10 at at ADP crln-9041 66 11 an an DET crln-9041 66 12 all all DET crln-9041 66 13 - - PUNCT crln-9041 66 14 time time NOUN crln-9041 66 15 high high NOUN crln-9041 66 16 . . PUNCT crln-9041 67 1 c&rl c&rl PROPN crln-9041 67 2 news news NOUN crln-9041 67 3 december december PROPN crln-9041 67 4 2013 2013 NUM crln-9041 67 5 572 572 NUM crln-9041 67 6 finally finally ADV crln-9041 67 7 , , PUNCT crln-9041 67 8 when when SCONJ crln-9041 67 9 my my PRON crln-9041 67 10 project project NOUN crln-9041 67 11 was be AUX crln-9041 67 12 complete complete ADJ crln-9041 67 13 , , PUNCT crln-9041 67 14 my my PRON crln-9041 67 15 maniacal maniacal ADJ crln-9041 67 16 laughter laughter NOUN crln-9041 67 17 was be AUX crln-9041 67 18 followed follow VERB crln-9041 67 19 by by ADP crln-9041 67 20 my my PRON crln-9041 67 21 cry cry NOUN crln-9041 67 22 , , PUNCT crln-9041 67 23 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 67 24 it it PRON crln-9041 67 25 ’s ’ VERB crln-9041 67 26 alive alive ADJ crln-9041 67 27 ! ! PUNCT crln-9041 68 1 it it PRON crln-9041 68 2 ’s ’ VERB crln-9041 68 3 alive alive ADJ crln-9041 68 4 ! ! PUNCT crln-9041 68 5 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 69 1 i i PRON crln-9041 69 2 dubbed dub VERB crln-9041 69 3 my my PRON crln-9041 69 4 creation creation NOUN crln-9041 69 5 , , PUNCT crln-9041 69 6 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 69 7 frankenstapler frankenstapler NOUN crln-9041 69 8 , , PUNCT crln-9041 69 9 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 69 10 and and CCONJ crln-9041 69 11 released release VERB crln-9041 69 12 it it PRON crln-9041 69 13 at at ADP crln-9041 69 14 the the DET crln-9041 69 15 reference reference NOUN crln-9041 69 16 desk desk NOUN crln-9041 69 17 . . PUNCT crln-9041 70 1 to to PART crln-9041 70 2 quote quote VERB crln-9041 70 3 robert robert PROPN crln-9041 70 4 walton walton PROPN crln-9041 70 5 from from ADP crln-9041 70 6 mary mary PROPN crln-9041 70 7 shelley shelley PROPN crln-9041 70 8 ’s ’s PROPN crln-9041 70 9 frankenstein frankenstein PROPN crln-9041 70 10 , , PUNCT crln-9041 70 11 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 70 12 what what PRON crln-9041 70 13 can can AUX crln-9041 70 14 stop stop VERB crln-9041 70 15 the the DET crln-9041 70 16 determined determined ADJ crln-9041 70 17 heart heart NOUN crln-9041 70 18 and and CCONJ crln-9041 70 19 resolved resolve VERB crln-9041 70 20 will will NOUN crln-9041 70 21 of of ADP crln-9041 70 22 man man NOUN crln-9041 70 23 ? ? PUNCT crln-9041 70 24 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 71 1 as as SCONJ crln-9041 71 2 if if SCONJ crln-9041 71 3 in in ADP crln-9041 71 4 answer answer NOUN crln-9041 71 5 to to ADP crln-9041 71 6 this this DET crln-9041 71 7 question question NOUN crln-9041 71 8 , , PUNCT crln-9041 71 9 our our PRON crln-9041 71 10 library library NOUN crln-9041 71 11 patrons patron NOUN crln-9041 71 12 destroyed destroy VERB crln-9041 71 13 my my PRON crln-9041 71 14 frankenstapler frankenstapler NOUN crln-9041 71 15 after after ADP crln-9041 71 16 only only ADV crln-9041 71 17 27 27 NUM crln-9041 71 18 days day NOUN crln-9041 71 19 . . PUNCT crln-9041 72 1 another another DET crln-9041 72 2 creative creative ADJ crln-9041 72 3 venture venture NOUN crln-9041 72 4 borne bear VERB crln-9041 72 5 of of ADP crln-9041 72 6 this this DET crln-9041 72 7 staplercide staplercide NOUN crln-9041 72 8 crisis crisis NOUN crln-9041 72 9 came come VERB crln-9041 72 10 f f X crln-9041 72 11 r r NOUN crln-9041 72 12 o o NOUN crln-9041 72 13 m m VERB crln-9041 72 14 w w ADP crln-9041 72 15 i i PROPN crln-9041 72 16 l l PROPN crln-9041 72 17 liam liam PROPN crln-9041 72 18 dent dent PROPN crln-9041 72 19 o o PROPN crln-9041 73 1 n n PROPN crln-9041 73 2 , , PUNCT crln-9041 73 3 we we PRON crln-9041 73 4 b b VERB crln-9041 73 5 librarian librarian NOUN crln-9041 73 6 at at ADP crln-9041 73 7 yo yo PROPN crln-9041 73 8 r r NOUN crln-9041 73 9 k k PROPN crln-9041 73 10 u u PROPN crln-9041 73 11 n n NOUN crln-9041 73 12 i i PRON crln-9041 73 13 versity versity NOUN crln-9041 73 14 and and CCONJ crln-9041 73 15 a a DET crln-9041 73 16 f f X crln-9041 73 17 e e PROPN crln-9041 73 18 l l X crln-9041 73 19 l l X crln-9041 73 20 o o NOUN crln-9041 73 21 w w PROPN crln-9041 73 22 library library PROPN crln-9041 73 23 stapler stapler PROPN crln-9041 73 24 activist activist NOUN crln-9041 73 25 . . PUNCT crln-9041 74 1 we we PRON crln-9041 74 2 c c VERB crln-9041 74 3 a a DET crln-9041 74 4 n n NOUN crln-9041 74 5 replace replace VERB crln-9041 74 6 the the DET crln-9041 74 7 w w PROPN crln-9041 74 8 o o PROPN crln-9041 75 1 r r NOUN crln-9041 75 2 d d X crln-9041 75 3 l l X crln-9041 75 4 i i PRON crln-9041 75 5 brary brary ADJ crln-9041 75 6 with with ADP crln-9041 75 7 library library NOUN crln-9041 75 8 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 75 9 in in ADP crln-9041 75 10 our our PRON crln-9041 75 11 professional professional ADJ crln-9041 75 12 conversations conversation NOUN crln-9041 75 13 and and CCONJ crln-9041 75 14 joke joke NOUN crln-9041 75 15 about about ADP crln-9041 75 16 the the DET crln-9041 75 17 american american PROPN crln-9041 75 18 library library PROPN crln-9041 75 19 stapler stapler PROPN crln-9041 75 20 association association PROPN crln-9041 75 21 . . PUNCT crln-9041 76 1 or or CCONJ crln-9041 76 2 we we PRON crln-9041 76 3 imagine imagine VERB crln-9041 76 4 ourselves ourselves PRON crln-9041 76 5 reading read VERB crln-9041 76 6 the the DET crln-9041 76 7 latest late ADJ crln-9041 76 8 issue issue NOUN crln-9041 76 9 of of ADP crln-9041 76 10 college college PROPN crln-9041 76 11 & & CCONJ crln-9041 76 12 research research PROPN crln-9041 76 13 library library PROPN crln-9041 76 14 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 76 15 news news PROPN crln-9041 76 16 . . PUNCT crln-9041 77 1 or or CCONJ crln-9041 77 2 how how SCONJ crln-9041 77 3 about about ADP crln-9041 77 4 studying study VERB crln-9041 77 5 ranganathan ranganathan PROPN crln-9041 77 6 ’s ’s NUM crln-9041 77 7 five five NUM crln-9041 77 8 laws law NOUN crln-9041 77 9 of of ADP crln-9041 77 10 library library NOUN crln-9041 77 11 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 77 12 science science NOUN crln-9041 77 13 ? ? PUNCT crln-9041 78 1 the the DET crln-9041 78 2 possibilities possibility NOUN crln-9041 78 3 are be AUX crln-9041 78 4 endless endless ADJ crln-9041 78 5 . . PUNCT crln-9041 79 1 springshare springshare PROPN crln-9041 79 2 , , PUNCT crln-9041 79 3 purveyors purveyor NOUN crln-9041 79 4 of of ADP crln-9041 79 5 the the DET crln-9041 79 6 popular popular ADJ crln-9041 79 7 libguides libguide NOUN crln-9041 79 8 product product NOUN crln-9041 79 9 , , PUNCT crln-9041 79 10 also also ADV crln-9041 79 11 got get VERB crln-9041 79 12 in in ADP crln-9041 79 13 on on ADP crln-9041 79 14 the the DET crln-9041 79 15 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 79 16 humor humor NOUN crln-9041 79 17 action action NOUN crln-9041 79 18 . . PUNCT crln-9041 80 1 they they PRON crln-9041 80 2 announced announce VERB crln-9041 80 3 a a DET crln-9041 80 4 fake fake ADJ crln-9041 80 5 product product NOUN crln-9041 80 6 , , PUNCT crln-9041 80 7 the the DET crln-9041 80 8 libstapler libstapler NOUN crln-9041 80 9 , , PUNCT crln-9041 80 10 as as ADP crln-9041 80 11 an an DET crln-9041 80 12 insensitive insensitive ADJ crln-9041 80 13 april april PROPN crln-9041 80 14 fools fool NOUN crln-9041 80 15 ’ ’ PART crln-9041 80 16 joke joke NOUN crln-9041 80 17 . . PUNCT crln-9041 81 1 billed bill VERB crln-9041 81 2 as as ADP crln-9041 81 3 the the DET crln-9041 81 4 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 81 5 smart smart ADJ crln-9041 81 6 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 81 7 for for ADP crln-9041 81 8 libraries library NOUN crln-9041 81 9 , , PUNCT crln-9041 81 10 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 81 11 the the DET crln-9041 81 12 libstapler libstapler NOUN crln-9041 81 13 purported purport VERB crln-9041 81 14 to to PART crln-9041 81 15 offer offer VERB crln-9041 81 16 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 81 17 usage usage NOUN crln-9041 81 18 statistics statistic NOUN crln-9041 81 19 , , PUNCT crln-9041 81 20 sms sm VERB crln-9041 81 21 text text NOUN crln-9041 81 22 alerts alert NOUN crln-9041 81 23 when when SCONJ crln-9041 81 24 staples staple NOUN crln-9041 81 25 were be AUX crln-9041 81 26 running run VERB crln-9041 81 27 low low ADJ crln-9041 81 28 , , PUNCT crln-9041 81 29 diagnostic diagnostic ADJ crln-9041 81 30 alerts alert NOUN crln-9041 81 31 , , PUNCT crln-9041 81 32 and and CCONJ crln-9041 81 33 a a DET crln-9041 81 34 built build VERB crln-9041 81 35 in in ADP crln-9041 81 36 security security NOUN crln-9041 81 37 camera camera NOUN crln-9041 81 38 to to PART crln-9041 81 39 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 81 40 catch catch VERB crln-9041 81 41 that that DET crln-9041 81 42 person person NOUN crln-9041 81 43 trying try VERB crln-9041 81 44 to to PART crln-9041 81 45 staple staple VERB crln-9041 81 46 more more ADJ crln-9041 81 47 than than ADP crln-9041 81 48 20 20 NUM crln-9041 81 49 pages page NOUN crln-9041 81 50 at at ADP crln-9041 81 51 a a DET crln-9041 81 52 time time NOUN crln-9041 81 53 . . PUNCT crln-9041 81 54 ”4 ”4 SPACE crln-9041 82 1 if if SCONJ crln-9041 82 2 this this DET crln-9041 82 3 product product NOUN crln-9041 82 4 were be AUX crln-9041 82 5 real real ADJ crln-9041 82 6 , , PUNCT crln-9041 82 7 libraries library NOUN crln-9041 82 8 would would AUX crln-9041 82 9 pay pay VERB crln-9041 82 10 top top ADJ crln-9041 82 11 dollar dollar NOUN crln-9041 82 12 for for ADP crln-9041 82 13 it it PRON crln-9041 82 14 . . PUNCT crln-9041 83 1 but but CCONJ crln-9041 83 2 libraries library NOUN crln-9041 83 3 ca can AUX crln-9041 83 4 n’t not PART crln-9041 83 5 buy buy VERB crln-9041 83 6 a a DET crln-9041 83 7 nonexistent nonexistent ADJ crln-9041 83 8 product product NOUN crln-9041 83 9 , , PUNCT crln-9041 83 10 so so CCONJ crln-9041 83 11 the the DET crln-9041 83 12 joke joke NOUN crln-9041 83 13 is be AUX crln-9041 83 14 on on ADP crln-9041 83 15 you you PRON crln-9041 83 16 , , PUNCT crln-9041 83 17 springshare springshare VERB crln-9041 83 18 . . PUNCT crln-9041 84 1 with with ADP crln-9041 84 2 no no DET crln-9041 84 3 actual actual ADJ crln-9041 84 4 american american PROPN crln-9041 84 5 library library PROPN crln-9041 84 6 stapler stapler PROPN crln-9041 84 7 association association PROPN crln-9041 84 8 and and CCONJ crln-9041 84 9 only only ADV crln-9041 84 10 the the DET crln-9041 84 11 dream dream NOUN crln-9041 84 12 of of ADP crln-9041 84 13 a a DET crln-9041 84 14 smart smart ADJ crln-9041 84 15 libstapler libstapler NOUN crln-9041 84 16 , , PUNCT crln-9041 84 17 what what PRON crln-9041 84 18 are be AUX crln-9041 84 19 reference reference NOUN crln-9041 84 20 librarians librarian NOUN crln-9041 84 21 to to PART crln-9041 84 22 do do VERB crln-9041 84 23 ? ? PUNCT crln-9041 85 1 librarians librarian NOUN crln-9041 85 2 must must AUX crln-9041 85 3 celebrate celebrate VERB crln-9041 85 4 the the DET crln-9041 85 5 lives life NOUN crln-9041 85 6 of of ADP crln-9041 85 7 library library NOUN crln-9041 85 8 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 85 9 , , PUNCT crln-9041 85 10 however however ADV crln-9041 85 11 short short ADJ crln-9041 85 12 , , PUNCT crln-9041 85 13 and and CCONJ crln-9041 85 14 mourn mourn VERB crln-9041 85 15 their their PRON crln-9041 85 16 deaths death NOUN crln-9041 85 17 when when SCONJ crln-9041 85 18 they they PRON crln-9041 85 19 pass pass VERB crln-9041 85 20 . . PUNCT crln-9041 86 1 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 86 2 are be AUX crln-9041 86 3 destroyed destroy VERB crln-9041 86 4 primarily primarily ADV crln-9041 86 5 because because SCONJ crln-9041 86 6 they they PRON crln-9041 86 7 are be AUX crln-9041 86 8 used use VERB crln-9041 86 9 . . PUNCT crln-9041 87 1 despite despite SCONJ crln-9041 87 2 the the DET crln-9041 87 3 new new PROPN crln-9041 87 4 york york PROPN crln-9041 87 5 times times PROPN crln-9041 87 6 ’ ’ PART crln-9041 87 7 assertion assertion NOUN crln-9041 87 8 that that SCONJ crln-9041 87 9 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 87 10 are be AUX crln-9041 87 11 dusty dusty ADJ crln-9041 87 12 and and CCONJ crln-9041 87 13 unused unused ADJ crln-9041 87 14 in in ADP crln-9041 87 15 this this DET crln-9041 87 16 digital digital ADJ crln-9041 87 17 age age NOUN crln-9041 87 18 of of ADP crln-9041 87 19 pdfs,5 pdfs,5 NOUN crln-9041 87 20 reference reference NOUN crln-9041 87 21 librarians librarian NOUN crln-9041 87 22 know know VERB crln-9041 87 23 that that SCONJ crln-9041 87 24 each each PRON crln-9041 87 25 of of ADP crln-9041 87 26 our our PRON crln-9041 87 27 dead dead ADJ crln-9041 87 28 academic academic ADJ crln-9041 87 29 library library NOUN crln-9041 87 30 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 87 31 is be AUX crln-9041 87 32 going go VERB crln-9041 87 33 down down ADP crln-9041 87 34 in in ADP crln-9041 87 35 a a DET crln-9041 87 36 blaze blaze NOUN crln-9041 87 37 of of ADP crln-9041 87 38 glory glory NOUN crln-9041 87 39 . . PUNCT crln-9041 88 1 and and CCONJ crln-9041 88 2 when when SCONJ crln-9041 88 3 a a DET crln-9041 88 4 student student NOUN crln-9041 88 5 kills kill VERB crln-9041 88 6 one one NUM crln-9041 88 7 of of ADP crln-9041 88 8 our our PRON crln-9041 88 9 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 88 10 , , PUNCT crln-9041 88 11 another another DET crln-9041 88 12 one one NOUN crln-9041 88 13 will will AUX crln-9041 88 14 rise rise VERB crln-9041 88 15 up up ADP crln-9041 88 16 to to PART crln-9041 88 17 meet meet VERB crln-9041 88 18 the the DET crln-9041 88 19 f f PROPN crln-9041 88 20 a a DET crln-9041 88 21 s s NOUN crln-9041 88 22 t t NOUN crln-9041 88 23 e e NOUN crln-9041 89 1 n n ADP crln-9041 89 2 i i PRON crln-9041 90 1 n n ADV crln-9041 90 2 g g NOUN crln-9041 90 3 challenges challenge NOUN crln-9041 90 4 of of ADP crln-9041 90 5 the the DET crln-9041 90 6 day day NOUN crln-9041 90 7 . . PUNCT crln-9041 91 1 however however ADV crln-9041 91 2 much much ADV crln-9041 91 3 we we PRON crln-9041 91 4 want want VERB crln-9041 91 5 to to PART crln-9041 91 6 protect protect VERB crln-9041 91 7 our our PRON crln-9041 91 8 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 91 9 from from ADP crln-9041 91 10 our our PRON crln-9041 91 11 patrons patron NOUN crln-9041 91 12 , , PUNCT crln-9041 91 13 we we PRON crln-9041 91 14 must must AUX crln-9041 91 15 remember remember VERB crln-9041 91 16 the the DET crln-9041 91 17 first first ADJ crln-9041 91 18 of of ADP crln-9041 91 19 ranganathan ranganathan PROPN crln-9041 91 20 ’s ’s NUM crln-9041 91 21 five five NUM crln-9041 91 22 laws law NOUN crln-9041 91 23 of of ADP crln-9041 91 24 library library NOUN crln-9041 91 25 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 91 26 science science NOUN crln-9041 91 27 : : PUNCT crln-9041 91 28 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 91 29 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 91 30 are be AUX crln-9041 91 31 for for ADP crln-9041 91 32 use use NOUN crln-9041 91 33 . . PUNCT crln-9041 91 34 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 91 35 notes note VERB crln-9041 91 36 1 1 NUM crln-9041 91 37 . . PUNCT crln-9041 92 1 see see VERB crln-9041 92 2 the the DET crln-9041 92 3 february february PROPN crln-9041 92 4 2012 2012 NUM crln-9041 92 5 parody parody NOUN crln-9041 92 6 article article NOUN crln-9041 92 7 , , PUNCT crln-9041 92 8 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 92 9 evolutionary evolutionary ADJ crln-9041 92 10 basis basis NOUN crln-9041 92 11 of of ADP crln-9041 92 12 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 92 13 - - PUNCT crln-9041 92 14 induced induce VERB crln-9041 92 15 human human ADJ crln-9041 92 16 aggression aggression NOUN crln-9041 92 17 and and CCONJ crln-9041 92 18 psychopathology psychopathology NOUN crln-9041 92 19 , , PUNCT crln-9041 92 20 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 92 21 in in ADP crln-9041 92 22 the the DET crln-9041 92 23 nonexistent nonexistent ADJ crln-9041 92 24 apocryphal apocryphal ADJ crln-9041 92 25 evolution evolution NOUN crln-9041 92 26 and and CCONJ crln-9041 92 27 human human ADJ crln-9041 92 28 behaviour behaviour NOUN crln-9041 92 29 , , PUNCT crln-9041 92 30 http://libraryshenanigans.files http://libraryshenanigans.file NOUN crln-9041 92 31 . . PUNCT crln-9041 93 1 wordpress.com/2012/07/paper.pdf wordpress.com/2012/07/paper.pdf PROPN crln-9041 93 2 , , PUNCT crln-9041 93 3 accessed access VERB crln-9041 93 4 april april PROPN crln-9041 93 5 11 11 NUM crln-9041 93 6 , , PUNCT crln-9041 93 7 2013 2013 NUM crln-9041 93 8 . . PUNCT crln-9041 94 1 2 2 X crln-9041 94 2 . . X crln-9041 94 3 jason jason PROPN crln-9041 94 4 m. m. NOUN crln-9041 94 5 vance vance NOUN crln-9041 94 6 , , PUNCT crln-9041 94 7 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 94 8 the the DET crln-9041 94 9 lives life NOUN crln-9041 94 10 and and CCONJ crln-9041 94 11 deaths death NOUN crln-9041 94 12 of of ADP crln-9041 94 13 academic academic ADJ crln-9041 94 14 library library NOUN crln-9041 94 15 staplers stapler NOUN crln-9041 94 16 , , PUNCT crln-9041 94 17 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 94 18 http:// http:// PROPN crln-9041 94 19 deadstaplers.tumblr.com deadstaplers.tumblr.com PROPN crln-9041 94 20 , , PUNCT crln-9041 94 21 accessed access VERB crln-9041 94 22 april april PROPN crln-9041 94 23 11 11 NUM crln-9041 94 24 , , PUNCT crln-9041 94 25 2013 2013 NUM crln-9041 94 26 . . PUNCT crln-9041 95 1 3 3 X crln-9041 95 2 . . X crln-9041 95 3 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 95 4 suggestion suggestion NOUN crln-9041 95 5 box box NOUN crln-9041 95 6 , , PUNCT crln-9041 95 7 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 95 8 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 95 9 res re VERB crln-9041 95 10 ipsa ipsa PROPN crln-9041 95 11 loquitur loquitur PROPN crln-9041 95 12 , , PUNCT crln-9041 95 13 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 95 14 11 11 NUM crln-9041 95 15 , , PUNCT crln-9041 95 16 no no NOUN crln-9041 95 17 . . NOUN crln-9041 95 18 2 2 NUM crln-9041 95 19 ( ( PUNCT crln-9041 95 20 october october PROPN crln-9041 95 21 2000 2000 NUM crln-9041 95 22 ): ): PUNCT crln-9041 95 23 3 3 NUM crln-9041 95 24 . . NUM crln-9041 95 25 4 4 NUM crln-9041 95 26 . . X crln-9041 95 27 springshare springshare PROPN crln-9041 95 28 , , PUNCT crln-9041 95 29 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 95 30 libstapler libstapler NOUN crln-9041 95 31 , , PUNCT crln-9041 95 32 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 95 33 http:// http:// NOUN crln-9041 95 34 springshare.com/libstapler springshare.com/libstapler SPACE crln-9041 95 35 , , PUNCT crln-9041 95 36 accessed access VERB crln-9041 95 37 april april PROPN crln-9041 95 38 1 1 NUM crln-9041 95 39 , , PUNCT crln-9041 95 40 2013 2013 NUM crln-9041 95 41 . . PUNCT crln-9041 96 1 5 5 X crln-9041 96 2 . . X crln-9041 96 3 phyllis phyllis PROPN crln-9041 96 4 korkki korkki PROPN crln-9041 96 5 , , PUNCT crln-9041 96 6 “ " PUNCT crln-9041 96 7 the the DET crln-9041 96 8 attachment attachment NOUN crln-9041 96 9 that that PRON crln-9041 96 10 still still ADV crln-9041 96 11 makes make VERB crln-9041 96 12 noise noise NOUN crln-9041 96 13 , , PUNCT crln-9041 96 14 ” " PUNCT crln-9041 96 15 new new PROPN crln-9041 96 16 york york PROPN crln-9041 96 17 times times PROPN crln-9041 96 18 , , PUNCT crln-9041 96 19 march march PROPN crln-9041 96 20 24 24 NUM crln-9041 96 21 , , PUNCT crln-9041 96 22 2013 2013 NUM crln-9041 96 23 : : PUNCT crln-9041 96 24 bu1 bu1 PROPN crln-9041 96 25 . . PUNCT crln-9041 97 1 tweet tweet VERB crln-9041 97 2 from from ADP crln-9041 97 3 a a DET crln-9041 97 4 library library NOUN crln-9041 97 5 stapler stapler NOUN crln-9041 97 6 activist activist NOUN crln-9041 97 7 . . PUNCT