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44989	Mizner, Addison	The Complete Cynic Being Bunches of Wisdom Culled from the Calendars of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, Addison Mizner			.txt	text/plain	3737	775	97	[Illustration: DEDICATION] People who love in glass houses should pull down the blinds. A little widow is a dangerous thing. "Who so findeth a (rich) wife findeth a good thing." (M) Prov. [Illustration: Some are born widows, some achieve widowhood, whilst All that a man knoweth will he tell to his wife. [Illustration: Dead men tell no tales--?--?--! The Doctor's Motto--A fee in the hand is worth two on the book. [Illustration: Too many looks spoil the cloth. Life Insurance Motto--Robbing the widows early and orphan. The Doctor's Motto--Better a dead patient than a live appendix. [Illustration: A lion among ladies is a terrible thing. [Illustration: The First Cynic. The worst thing about cynicism is its truth. [Illustration: To this complexion do we come at last. No one knows the worth of woman's love till he sues for alienation. Never call a man a fool--borrow from him. [Illustration: END.]	./cache/44989.txt	./txt/44989.txt