id author title date pages extension mime words sentences flesch summary cache txt 16634 Smith, Thorne Biltmore Oswald The Diary of a Hapless Recruit .txt text/plain 33812 2565 88 "That's it, sir," said I, feeling things taking a turn for the better. _Feb. 26th._ I broke the news to mother to-day and she took it like a very heavy sailor picking on a poor innocent looking little fire "And where do you come from, young gentlemen?" asked the old man. "Yes, I know," said the old lady, sadly, "my cook had a son that went "Mother," I pleaded, "don't you think it is time you were going? _May 8th._ "Give away," said the coxswain to-day, when we were "I've already been thoroughly killed several times to-day," I said, "You boys look so cute in your funny white uniforms," a girl said to "That's the way you should look," said the officer, "work your own "Tell me, young man," she said to this Ensign, going directly to the "It don't look like we was ever going to get a hitch," said the ./cache/16634.txt ./txt/16634.txt