A relation of a Quaker, that to the shame of his profession, attempted to bugger a mare near Colchester. This text is an enriched version of the TCP digital transcription A92350 of text R211182 in the English Short Title Catalog (Thomason 669.f.21[35]). Textual changes and metadata enrichments aim at making the text more computationally tractable, easier to read, and suitable for network-based collaborative curation by amateur and professional end users from many walks of life. The text has been tokenized and linguistically annotated with MorphAdorner. The annotation includes standard spellings that support the display of a text in a standardized format that preserves archaic forms ('loveth', 'seekest'). Textual changes aim at restoring the text the author or stationer meant to publish. This text has not been fully proofread Approx. 4 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 1 1-bit group-IV TIFF page image. EarlyPrint Project Evanston,IL, Notre Dame, IN, St. Louis, MO 2017 A92350 Wing R794 Thomason 669.f.21[35] ESTC R211182 99869914 99869914 163531 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . The text can be copied, modified, distributed and performed, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission. Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. A92350) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 163531) Images scanned from microfilm: (Thomason Tracts ; 247:669f21[35]) A relation of a Quaker, that to the shame of his profession, attempted to bugger a mare near Colchester. Denham, John, Sir, 1615-1669, attributed name. 1 sheet ([1] p.) s.n., [London : 1659] Satirical verse, possibly by Sir John Denham - "All in the land of Essex". Imprint from Wing. Annotation on Thomason copy: "may 20". Reproduction of the original in the British Library. eng Quakers -- Humor -- Early works to 1800. Bestiality -- Humor -- Early works to 1800. A92350 R211182 (Thomason 669.f.21[35]). civilwar no A relation of a Quaker, that to the shame of his profession, attempted to bugger a mare near Colchester. [Denham, John, Sir] 1659 528 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 A This text has no known defects that were recorded as gap elements at the time of transcription. 2007-07 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2007-08 Apex CoVantage Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2007-09 Emma (Leeson) Huber Sampled and proofread 2007-09 Emma (Leeson) Huber Text and markup reviewed and edited 2008-02 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion A RELATION OF A QUAKER , That to the Shame of his Profession , Attempted to Bugger a Mare near Colchester . ALL in the Land of Essex Near Colchester the Zealous , On the side of a bank , Was play'd such a prank , As would make a Stone-horse jealous . Help Woodcock , Fox , and Nailor . For Brother Green 's a Stalion , Now Alas what hope , Of converting the Pope , When a Quaker turns Italian . Unto our whole profession , A scandal t will be counted , When 't is talk't with difdain , Amongst the Profane , How Brother Green was mounted . And in the good time of Christmas , Which though the Saints have damn'd all , Yet when did they hear Of a damn'd Cavalier Ere play'd such a Christmas gamball . Had thy flesh , O Green , been pamper'd With any Cates unhallow'd , Hadst thou sweetned thy Gumbs With Pottage of Plumbs Or profane minc'd pie hadst swallow'd . Roll'd up in wanton swines flesh , The fiend might have crept into thee , Then fulnesse of gut Might have made thee rut And the devil so have rid through thee . But Alas , he had been feasted With a spirituall Collation By our frugall Mayer , Who can dine with a Prayer And sup with an Exhortation . T was meer impulse of Spirit , Though he us'd the weapon carnal , Filly Foal quoth he My Bride thou shalt be : Now how this is lawfull , learn all . For if no respect of persons Be due mongst the sons of Adam In a large extent Then may it be meant That a Mare 's as good as a Madam . Then without more Ceremony , Nor Bonnet vail'd , nor Kist her , He took her by force For better for worse And he us'd her like a Sister . Now when in such a Saddle A Saint will needs be riding , Though I dare not say 'T is a falling away May there not be some backsliding . No surely quoth Iames Nailor T was but an insurrection Of the Carnall part , For a Quaker in heart Can never lose perfection . For so our * Masters Teach us The intent being well directed ; Though the devil Trapan The Adamicall man , The Saint stands uninfected . But yet a Pagan Jury Still Judges what 's intended , Then say what we can Brother Green's outward man I fear will be suspended . And our Adopted Sister Will find no better quarter , But when him we inroule For a Saint ; Filly Foal Shall passe at least for a Martyr . Now Rome that Spirituall Sodom No longer is thy debter , O Colchester now Who 's Sodom , but thou , Even according to the Letter . Help Woodcock , Fox and Nailor For Brother Green 's a Stallion , Now Alas what hope Of converting the Pope When a Quaker turns Italian . FINIS . Notes, typically marginal, from the original text Notes for div A92350e-30 * Hist. of Jesuitism .