A satyr against brandy. Haines, Joseph, d. 1701. 1689 Approx. 4 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 1 1-bit group-IV TIFF page image. Text Creation Partnership, Ann Arbor, MI ; Oxford (UK) : 2009-03 (EEBO-TCP Phase 1). A43773 Wing H197A ESTC R213811 99826084 99826084 30476 This keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above is co-owned by the institutions providing financial support to the Early English Books Online Text Creation Partnership. This Phase I text is available for reuse, according to the terms of Creative Commons 0 1.0 Universal . The text can be copied, modified, distributed and performed, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission. Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. A43773) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 30476) Images scanned from microfilm: (Early English books, 1641-1700 ; 1760:14) A satyr against brandy. Haines, Joseph, d. 1701. 1 sheet (2 p.) printed for P.W., [London : 1689] By Jospeh Haines. Verse- "Farewel damn'd Stygian juyce, that dost bewitch,". Caption title. Imprint from colophon. Printed on verso: A song upon ale (Wing (2nd ed.) S4683A). Reproduction of the original in the Harvard University Library. Created by converting TCP files to TEI P5 using tcp2tei.xsl, TEI @ Oxford. Re-processed by University of Nebraska-Lincoln and Northwestern, with changes to facilitate morpho-syntactic tagging. Gap elements of known extent have been transformed into placeholder characters or elements to simplify the filling in of gaps by user contributors. EEBO-TCP is a partnership between the Universities of Michigan and Oxford and the publisher ProQuest to create accurately transcribed and encoded texts based on the image sets published by ProQuest via their Early English Books Online (EEBO) database (http://eebo.chadwyck.com). 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Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng Brandy -- Poetry -- Early works to 1800. Political satire, English -- Early works to 1800. Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 1660-1688 -- Poetry -- Early works to 1800. 2007-11 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2008-01 SPi Global Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2008-02 Mona Logarbo Sampled and proofread 2008-02 Mona Logarbo Text and markup reviewed and edited 2008-09 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion A Satyr against Brandy . FArewel damn'd Stygian Juyce , that dost bewitch , From the Court Bawd , down to the Country Bitch ; Thou Liquid Flame , by whom each fiery Face Lives without Meat , and blushes without Grace , Sink to thy Native Hell to mend the Fire , Or if it please thee to ascend yet higher , To the dull Climate go , from whence you came , Where Wit and Courage do require your Flame ; Where they Carouse it in Vesuvian Bowls , To crust the Quagmire of their spungy Souls : Had Dives for thy schorching Liquor cry'd ; Abraham in Mercy had his suit deny'd ; Had Bonner known thy force , the Martyrs Blood Had hiss'd in thee , and sav'd the Nations Wood : Essence of Ember , scum of melting flint , With all the Native sparkles floating in 't ; Sure the Hack-Chymist with his Cloveh foot , All AEtna's simples in one Lymbeck put , And double still'd , nay quintescenc'd thy Juyce , To charcoal Mortals for his future use . Fire-ship of Nature , thou dost doubly wound , For they that graple thee , are burnt and drown'd : Gods past and future Anger breath in you A Deluge and a Conflagration too . View yonder Sott , I do not mean Sh — Grilled all o're , by thee , from head to foot , His greasie Eye-lids shoar'd above their pitch , His Face with Carbuncles , and Rubies rich , His Scull instead of Brains supply'd with Cinder , His Nose turns all his Handkerchiefs to Tinder ; His Stomach don't concoct , but bake his Food , His Liver even vitrefies his Blood ; His trembling hand scarce heaves his Liquor in , His Nerves all cracle under 's Parchment Skin ; His Guts from Natures drudgery are freed , And in his Bowels Salamanders breed . The moveing Glass-house lightens with his Eyes , Singes his Cloaths , and all his Marrow frys , Glows for a while , and then in Ashes dyes . Thus like a sham Promethius we find , Thou stol'st a Fire from Hell , to kill Mankind . But stay , least I the Saints dire Anger merit , By stinting their Auxilliary Spirit . I am inform'd , whate're we wicked think , Brandy's reform'd , and turn'd a godly Drink Thou 'st left thy old bad Company of Vermin , The swearing Porters , and the drunken Carmen ; And the new drivers of the Hackney Coaches , And now takst up with fage discreet debauches ; Thou freely dropst upon Gold Chains , and Furr , And Sots of Quality thy Minions are . No more shalt thou foment an Ale-house brawl , But the more sober Riots of Guild-Hall ; Where by the Spirits fallible Direction , We Reprobates once pol'd for an Election : If this trade hold , what shall we Mortals do , The Saints Sequester even our Vices too . For since the Art of Whoring's grown precise , And Perjury has got demurer Eyés , 'T is time , high time to circumcise the Gill , And not let Brandy be Philistian still .