Newes from hell, Rome and the inns of court wherein is sett forth the coppy of a letter written from the Diuell to the Pope : the true coppy of the petition delivered to the King at York : the coppy of certaine artikles of agreement betweene the Divill, the Pope and divers others : the discription of a feast sent from the Diuell to the Pope together with a short advertisement to the high court of Parliament with sundry other particulars /
      
       
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             Newes from hell, Rome and the inns of court wherein is sett forth the coppy of a letter written from the Diuell to the Pope : the true coppy of the petition delivered to the King at York : the coppy of certaine artikles of agreement betweene the Divill, the Pope and divers others : the discription of a feast sent from the Diuell to the Pope together with a short advertisement to the high court of Parliament with sundry other particulars /
             J. M.
             Milton, John, 1608-1674.
          
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             1641.
          
           
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           NEWES
           FROM
           HELL
           ROME
           AND
           THE
           INNS
           OF
           COURT
           WHEREIN
           Is
           sett
           forth
           The
           Coppy
           of
           a
           letter
           written
           from
           the
           Diuell
           to
           the
           Pope
           .
           The
           true
           coppy
           of
           the
           Petition
           deliuered
           to
           the
           King
           at
           York
           .
        
         
           The
           coppy
           of
           certaine
           artikles
           of
           agreement
           betweene
           the
           Divill
           .
           the
           Pope
           ,
           and
           divers
           others
           .
        
         
           The
           discription
           of
           a
           feast
           ,
           sent
           from
           the
           Diuell
           to
           the
           Pope
           together
           with
           a
           short
           advertisement
           to
           the
           high
           court
           of
           Parliament
           ,
           with
           sundry
           other
           Particulars
           .
        
         
           Published
           for
           the
           futuar
           peace
           &
           tranquility
           of
           the
           Inhabitants
           of
           great
           
             BRITANY
             .
             By
             J
             M.
             
          
        
         
           Printed
           in
           the
           yeare
           of
           grace
           and
           reformation
           .
           1641.
           
        
      
    
     
       
       
       
         
           
             TO
             OVR
             DEERLY
             BELOVED
             SON
             THE
             MOST
             PIEOUS
             AND
             MOST
             RELIGIOVS
             PRImate
             of
             the
             Romaine
             Church
             and
             to
             all
             our
             deerely
             beloued
             children
             the
             Cardinals
             and
             Lordly
             Bushops
             in
             Europe
             Haste
             :
             Haste
             :
             Poste
             :
             Haste
             .
          
           
             Your
             intire
             Prince
             and
             God
             of
             this
             world
             ,
             Lucifer
             ,
             Prince
             of
             Darknes
             ,
             and
             Superstition
             ,
             King
             of
             s●●ks
             and
             Phlegeto●
             ,
             Suppreame
             Lord
             of
             Ghehenna
             ,
             Tartaria
             ,
             Colmakia
             ,
             Samoyedia
             ,
             Lappia
             ,
             Cor●lia
             ,
             and
             Colmagoria
             ,
             Prince
             abissus
             ,
             and
             sole
             commander
             of
             Seeberia
             ,
             Alteenia
             ,
             Pecheora
             ,
             &
             of
             all
             the
             Infernall
             furies
             &
             their
             punise
             ,
             the
             Jesuites
             ,
             Priests
             ,
             and
             Semenaries
             .
          
           
             Sendeth
             Greeting
             ,
          
        
         
           Moste
           Dearely
           beloued
           Sonne
           ,
           and
           you
           our
           dutifull
           childeren
           ,
           whose
           sanctity
           we
           reuerence
           whose
           persons
           we
           adore
           whose
           wisdomes
           we
           admire
           ▪
           at
           whose
           Pollicis
           wee
           wonder
           at
           whose
           power
           we
           muse
           ,
           and
           at
           whose
           iunincible
           stratagems
           
           we
           stand
           amazed
           .
        
         
           Nor
           can
           we
           in
           the
           first
           place
           ,
           but
           extoll
           ,
           aplaud
           ,
           &
           most
           highly
           commend
           thee
           our
           deere
           sonn
           for
           the
           extreordinary
           care
           in
           the
           aduancement
           of
           ovr
           Kingdome
           .
        
         
           And
           as
           next
           in
           place
           the
           extreordinary
           dilligent
           and
           vigilant
           care
           of
           all
           our
           beloued
           children
           the
           Lordly
           Bushops
           ,
           in
           the
           advancement
           of
           our
           Regall
           power
           to
           the
           great
           enlardgment
           of
           our
           infernall
           dominions
           ,
           by
           their
           rare
           &
           Subtill
           plots
           ,
           &
           stratagems
           .
        
         
           And
           in
           a
           more
           spetial
           manner
           we
           are
           pleased
           through
           our
           infernall
           grace
           &
           fauour
           to
           extoll
           them
           for
           this
           their
           present
           and
           excellent
           invention
           ,
           in
           sowing
           discord
           amongst
           the
           English
           heririkes
           ,
           as
           also
           in
           prouoking
           the
           Scots
           heririkes
           to
           an
           apparant
           oposition
           against
           their
           King
           ,
           yea
           so
           farr
           as
           to
           an
           invasion
           of
           the
           Teritories
           of
           England
           ,
           al
           which
           services
           are
           most
           deare
           and
           axceptable
           unto
           us
           .
        
         
           Jnrespect
           of
           which
           seruices
           ,
           as
           also
           for
           their
           fidellity
           to
           vs
           &
           our
           kingdom
           ,
           we
           haue
           caused
           our
           princepall
           secretary
           of
           estate
           ,
           
             Don
             Antonio
             Furioso
             Diabelo
             ▪
          
           to
           make
           an
           especiall
           Jnroullment
           of
           their
           names
           in
           our
           Callend
           amongst
           those
           our
           deere
           seruants
           the
           plotters
           of
           the
           
             gunpowder
             treason
             ,
          
           and
           the
           most
           renowned
           the
           complloters
           of
           the
           former
           inuasion
           of
           England
           ,
           in
           the
           yeare
           of
           grace
           1588.
           and
           since
           the
           creation
           of
           the
           world
           5609
           both
           which
           services
           although
           their
           events
           were
           no
           wayes
           answerable
           to
           our
           royall
           expectation
           ,
           yet
           those
           instruments
           that
           so
           freely
           aduentured
           themselues
           in
           them
           ,
           shall
           be
           euer
           renouned
           in
           our
           Court
           infernall
           ,
           and
           most
           acceptable
           to
           our
           person
           .
        
         
           And
           for
           the
           better
           incouragement
           of
           these
           our
           trusty
           
           and
           well
           beloued
           seruants
           in
           the
           speedier
           advancement
           of
           this
           worke
           ,
           now
           intended
           for
           the
           vtter
           extirpation
           of
           all
           heritikes
           &
           increace
           of
           our
           regall
           power
           ,
           we
           are
           pleased
           by
           this
           our
           royall
           manuell
           to
           giue
           vnto
           them
           assureance
           of
           our
           aid
           &
           best
           assistance
           in
           the
           most
           efficatious
           manner
           that
           our
           Princely
           power
           can
           extend
           vnto
           ,
           And
           because
           our
           former
           sttatagems
           put
           in
           excecution
           by
           our
           beloued
           Cosen
           &
           Councelor
           the
           King
           of
           Spaine
           were
           by
           him
           nowayes
           effected
           according
           to
           our
           princely
           expectation
           ,
           We
           haue
           now
           therefore
           imposed
           our
           princely
           command
           upon
           our
           beloued
           servant
           the
           King
           of
           France
           ;
           at
           the
           humble
           sutemade
           vnto
           vs
           ,
           by
           our
           children
           the
           Lordly
           Bushops
           and
           by
           some
           of
           our
           servants
           of
           greatest
           quality
           in
           the
           Realme
           of
           England
           ,
           as
           also
           by
           our
           servants
           the
           Iesuites
           and
           Romane
           Catholikes
           of
           England
           ,
           To
           haue
           a
           Puisant
           armie
           in
           readines
           ,
           for
           the
           Invasion
           of
           England
           ,
           at
           such
           a
           time
           ,
           as
           those
           our
           children
           and
           servants
           ,
           shal
           conceiue
           it
           most
           conuenient
           ,
           &
           efficatious
           .
        
         
           And
           further
           our
           will
           and
           pleasure
           is
           ,
           that
           you
           our
           deere
           Son
           shall
           still
           parsist
           to
           stirr
           vp
           &
           Incourage
           our
           children
           the
           arch-Bishops
           ,
           as
           also
           thy
           disiples
           &
           our
           Loyall
           Subiects
           &
           servants
           ,
           the
           Iesuites
           ,
           Priests
           ,
           and
           Semenaries
           ,
           to
           this
           work
           ,
           that
           they
           with
           all
           their
           might
           together
           with
           our
           powrefull
           policis
           granted
           vnto
           them
           may
           striue
           to
           effect
           this
           work
           with
           all
           Celerity
           ,
           That
           we
           may
           once
           more
           see
           our
           Kingdome
           of
           Superstition
           Re-established
           :
           in
           the
           Monarchie
           of
           great
           Britayne
           ,
           and
           Ireland
           ,
        
         
           The
           motiues
           to
           be
           pressed
           ,
           iuducing
           them
           to
           the
           expeditious
           effecting
           of
           the
           same
           is
           principali
           ,
           their
           respect
           to
           our
           Kingly
           honour
           next
           their
           owne
           increace
           of
           
           greatnes
           for
           we
           promise
           &
           assure
           them
           by
           the
           word
           of
           a
           King
           Jnfernall
           ,
           That
           every
           of
           them
           shall
           raigne
           as
           Princes
           under
           vs
           ,
           not
           onely
           ouer
           the
           bodies
           &
           estates
           of
           men
           but
           also
           ouer
           their
           Soules
           ,
           by
           &
           through
           the
           many
           infernall
           graces
           by
           vs
           most
           freely
           and
           beningnly
           Conferred
           on
           them
           ,
           and
           hreeby
           ,
           to
           make
           them
           the
           more
           sensible
           of
           these
           our
           seueral
           graces
           confered
           on
           them
           ,
           we
           are
           pleased
           therefore
           here
           at
           presēt
           to
           expres
           but
           some
           few
           of
           them
           in
           perticular
           (
           as
           namely
           )
           pride
           ,
           vaine
           ,
           glory
           ,
           hipocricy
           ,
           selfe-loue
           of
           themselues
           &
           of
           this
           present
           world
           ,
           loue
           of
           will
           worship
           ,
           &
           advancement
           of
           Idolatary
           ,
           Together
           with
           that
           spetiall
           gift
           of
           couetuousnesse
           The
           onely
           piller
           to
           all
           the
           rest
           of
           our
           infernall
           garces
           conferred
           on
           them
           .
        
         
           Thirdly
           .
           In
           respect
           of
           the
           cleare
           passadg
           by
           us
           made
           for
           them
           ,
           by
           setting
           the
           heritikes
           for
           this
           long
           time
           at
           varience
           amongst
           themselues
           ,
           By
           our
           trusty
           servants
           the
           Lawyers
           ,
           and
           advancement
           of
           Idolitary
           amonst
           them
           ,
           The
           onely
           meanes
           in
           our
           Princely
           wisdom
           conceaued
           to
           be
           to
           the
           breakeing
           of
           the
           bond
           of
           unity
           and
           peace
           ,
           thereby
           to
           provoke
           the
           great
           God
           of
           heauen
           to
           leaue
           them
           to
           themselues
           and
           to
           our
           powrfull
           stratagemse
           ,
           We
           are
           likewise
           pleased
           to
           take
           spetiall
           Notice
           of
           that
           service
           done
           by
           our
           children
           the
           Lordly
           Bushops
           ,
           in
           working
           the
           dissolution
           of
           the
           assembly
           of
           Parliament
           ,
           in
           May
           last
           past
           1640
           by
           which
           meanes
           nothing
           was
           efected
           for
           the
           good
           of
           heritikes
           either
           concerning
           their
           church
           or
           common
           welth
           ,
           so
           as
           the
           sucses
           of
           this
           dissigne
           of
           ourse
           was
           thereby
           no
           ways
           hindred
           you
           are
           likewise
           to
           let
           them
           know
           from
           vs
           ,
           that
           the
           Noblemen
           of
           Engand
           are
           dishartened
           ,
           the
           the
           Gentry
           ,
           daunted
           ,
           the
           Comunality
           
           devided
           ,
           the
           number
           of
           our
           servants
           the
           Romman
           Catholiks
           infinitly
           increased
           ,
           and
           the
           Realme
           in
           Genrall
           greatly
           oppressed
           not
           onely
           by
           the
           sundry
           Monapolies
           but
           also
           by
           the
           invinceable
           opressing
           power
           of
           our
           children
           the
           Lordly
           Bishops
           ,
           the
           multitude
           of
           our
           seruants
           the
           corrupt
           Judges
           ,
           bace
           minded
           Lawyers
           ,
           seditious
           Aturnnies
           ,
           and
           woden
           headed
           Docters
           of
           our
           Siuil
           lawes
           ,
           Procters
           ,
           Prothonotaries
           .
           Regist●rs
           ,
           Advocates
           ,
           Solissitors
           ,
           and
           Apparrators
           ,
           whom
           wee
           haue
           caused
           to
           swarme
           ,
           like
           to
           the
           Egiptian
           Locusts
           ,
           ouer
           al
           the
           land
           for
           the
           sowing
           of
           discord
           &
           blowing
           the
           coals
           of
           contention
           amongst
           all
           the
           Jnhabitants
           of
           the
           same
           ,
           they
           haueing
           al
           of
           them
           long
           since
           receaued
           instructions
           by
           some
           of
           our
           infernal
           spirits
           sent
           forth
           from
           vs
           to
           that
           effect
           .
        
         
           You
           are
           likewise
           to
           let
           them
           know
           ,
           that
           out
           of
           our
           princely
           respect
           to
           them
           and
           their
           dambenable
           actions
           for
           our
           honour
           ,
           We
           are
           pleased
           to
           take
           spetiall
           notice
           of
           that
           service
           which
           they
           most
           willingly
           endeauored
           to
           efect
           for
           the
           confusion
           of
           all
           the
           heritiks
           :
           Jnhabiting
           England
           ,
           Scotland
           ,
           Ireland
           ,
           and
           the
           Netherlands
           ,
           by
           the
           late
           (
           conceaued
           )
           Jnvincible
           Armado
           procured
           from
           Spaine
           in
           the
           yeare
           of
           our
           raigne
           5660.
           
           Which
           through
           the
           providence
           of
           the
           Celestiall
           powers
           then
           ouer
           them
           .
        
         
           And
           the
           dissturbance
           of
           
             Martain
             Harper
             Trump
             ,
          
           here
           below
           ,
           Fail●ed
           of
           that
           Sucses
           which
           we
           together
           with
           them
           expectod
           and
           hoped
           for
           ,
           To
           our
           no
           lesse
           sorrow
           then
           theirs
           .
        
         
           Nor
           can
           we
           but
           aplaud
           the
           dilligent
           care
           taken
           by
           our
           Children
           ,
           &
           servants
           of
           greatest
           quality
           in
           that
           Kingdom
           ,
           In
           preventing
           the
           discovery
           of
           that
           Jnvasiue
           plott
           ,
           by
           the
           heritikes
           ,
           and
           their
           small
           well-meaneing
           State
           .
           
           Through
           their
           speidy
           flight
           to
           dover
           Rode
           ,
           and
           private
           Conference
           there
           with
           
             Don
             Oquindo
             ,
          
           the
           Generalissimo
           of
           Spaine
           to
           that
           effect
           ,
           All
           which
           was
           most
           exquesitly
           performed
           ,
           especially
           by
           our
           hispaniolized
           lacklatine
           Lord
           ,
           our
           deerely
           beloued
           Servant
           .
        
         
           And
           lastly
           our
           hope
           is
           ,
           that
           this
           presant
           plott
           sett
           on
           foot
           by
           these
           our
           trusty
           &
           well-beloued
           chlldren
           ,
           and
           Servants
           aforenamed
           ,
           &
           by
           their
           earnest
           endeuours
           &
           our
           assistance
           once
           effected
           ,
           will
           Crowne
           all
           our
           labours
           to
           our
           unspeakeable
           Terrestriall
           glory
           ,
           and
           their
           eternal
           favours
           by
           vs
           to
           be
           conferred
           on
           them
           in
           our
           Royall
           pallace
           of
           perdition
           where
           we
           haue
           already
           Imposed
           our
           Royal
           command
           vpon
           our
           trusty
           and
           wellbeloued
           cozen
           and
           councelor
           ,
           Peot●r
           Tretyacoue
           Chancelor
           Evane
           Becklemeesheue
           our
           Knight
           Marshall
           ,
           Richardo
           Slowe
           Treasurer
           ,
           and
           
             Don
          
           Serborus
           grand
           Porter
           of
           our
           said
           Pallace
           ,
           to
           giue
           them
           free
           admittance
           into
           our
           Royall
           Presence
           .
        
         
           Thus
           ,
           no
           wayes
           doubting
           of
           your
           singular
           care
           and
           dilligence
           in
           fullfilling
           this
           our
           Royall
           will
           and
           Pleasure
           hereby
           expressed
           ,
           we
           do
           further
           impose
           our
           Royall
           favour
           and
           Princely
           respect
           to
           be
           by
           you
           presented
           vnto
           our
           trusty
           and
           wellbeloued
           cozen
           and
           councellour
           your
           present
           ●untio
           in
           the
           Court
           of
           England
           ,
           as
           also
           vnto
           our
           beloued
           children
           ,
           and
           servants
           ,
           the
           Bishops
           ,
           Jesuites
           ,
           Priests
           ,
           and
           Semenaries
           ,
           our
           faithfull
           ,
           agents
           in
           this
           invinceable
           plott
           ,
           and
           also
           to
           all
           our
           faithfull
           subiects
           &
           servatns
           the
           Romane
           Catholikes
           of
           England
           .
        
         
           We
           are
           pleased
           to
           remaine
           .
           
             Your
             Royall
             Sofferraigne
             and
             Patron
             of
             all
             your
             dambenable
             plots
             and
             stratagems
             now
             in
             hand
             .
          
           
           
             Giuen
             at
             oure
             Infernall
             pallace
             of
             perdition
             
               this
               1.
               of
               September
               ,
               and
               in
               the
               5661
               yeare
               of
               our
               most
               dambnable
               raigne
               ,
            
          
        
         
           
             Poste
             Scripte
             .
          
           
             Since
             the
             aboue
             written
             wee
             are
             creadibly
             informed
             of
             the
             intention
             of
             a
             most
             scandelous
             petition
             to
             be
             deliuered
             by
             asmall
             number
             of
             heriticall
             Lords
             vnto
             their
             King
             at
             Yorke
             ,
             which
             doth
             not
             a
             little
             touch
             our
             honour
             ,
             and
             the
             discouery
             of
             this
             our
             present
             stratagem
             .
             Our
             expresse
             will
             and
             pleasure
             is
             ,
             that
             there
             be
             some
             speedy
             course
             taken
             for
             the
             suppressing
             of
             the
             same
             ,
             And
             the
             authors
             thereof
             sevearely
             punnished
             ,
             and
             Pomfret
             Castell
             alotted
             vnto
             them
             for
             their
             abode
             ,
             vntil
             our
             wil
             and
             pleasure
             be
             further
             known
             and
             this
             our
             dissigne
             be
             effected
             ,
             of
             which
             faile
             you
             not
             ,
             as
             you
             tender
             our
             Royall
             favour
             the
             suckses
             of
             this
             our
             dissigne
             ,
             and
             your
             owne
             safety
             .
             Farewell
             .
          
           
             
               Antonio
               Furioso
               Diabelo
               :
               Principalio
               Secretario
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             Cousider
             this
             and
             marck
             the
             substance
             well
          
           
             It
             seemes
             a
             letter
             from
             the
             finnd
             of
             hell
             .
          
           
             What
             er
             the
             form
             or
             method
             seeme
             to
             be
          
           
             Th'
             intent
             thereof
             ,
             was
             quite
             the
             contrary
          
           
             Had
             this
             not
             rung
             a
             knell
             in
             som
             mens
             eares
          
           
             Th'
             had
             neare
             bin
             freed
             from
             their
             slauish
             fearse
             ,
          
           
             Of
             tyrany
             ,
             opression
             ,
             and
             th
             Bishops
             pride
             ;
          
           
             Iudges
             ,
             and
             Lawyers
             ;
             a
             wicked
             crewe
             beside
             ,
          
           
             Of
             Docters
             ?
             procters
             ,
             that
             the
             Realme
             did
             swaye
             ,
          
           
             Trod
             vnder
             foote
             ,
             Gods
             truth
             turnd
             night
             to
             day
             .
          
           
             Strove
             to
             coufound
             great
             Brittayns
             Monarchy
             ,
          
           
             Iustice
             ,
             and
             truth
             peruert
             ,
             advance
             ,
             t
             ,
             i
             m
             Piety
             ,
          
           
             And
             all
             ,
             by
             this
             ,
             Romse
             doctrine
             to
             preferr
             ,
          
           
             Obey
             the
             Pope
             ;
             and
             serue
             King
             Lucifer
             ,
          
           
             That
             is
             the
             cause
             ,
             why
             them
             he
             doth
             aplaud
             ,
          
           
             That
             he
             thereby
             ,
             with
             them
             ,
             may
             haue
             the
             ,
             LAVD
             ,
          
           
             And
             honour
             due
             ,
             vnto
             his
             servants
             all
             ,
          
           
             That
             striu
             by
             him
             ,
             to
             worke
             great
             Brittaynes
             fall
             .
          
        
      
       
       
         
           A
           TRVE
           COPPJE
           OF
           THE
           PETITION
           WHICH
           WAS
           BY
           THE
           LORDS
           PRESENTED
           VNTO
           THE
           KING
           at
           Yorke
           Seprember
           the
           12.
           1640.
           
        
         
           
             To
             the
             Kjngs
             most
             Excelent
             majesty
             .
          
        
         
           THe
           humble
           petition
           of
           your
           Ma'ties
           most
           Loyall
           subiects
           ,
           whose
           names
           are
           here
           under
           subscribed
           ,
           in
           the
           behalfe
           of
           themselues
           ,
           and
           divers
           others
           .
           Most
           gracious
           Sofferaigne
           The
           sence
           of
           that
           duty
           we
           owe
           to
           Gods
           sacred
           Majesty
           ,
           &
           our
           nearest
           affection
           to
           the
           good
           and
           welfare
           of
           this
           your
           Realme
           of
           England
           ,
           haue
           moued
           vs
           in
           all
           humility
           ,
           to
           beseech
           your
           Royall
           Ma'ty
           ,
           to
           giue
           vs
           leaue
           to
           offer
           to
           your
           princely
           wisdom
           ,
           the
           apprehencion
           which
           we
           and
           others
           your
           faithfull
           subiects
           haue
           conceiued
           ,
           of
           the
           great
           distemper
           and
           danger
           now
           threatnig
           this
           Church
           &
           state
           ,
           &
           your
           royall
           person
           ,
           &
           of
           the
           fittest
           meanes
           to
           remoue
           &
           preuent
           the
           same
           .
           The
           evils
           &
           dangers
           whereof
           your
           Ma'ty
           may
           be
           pleased
           to
           take
           notice
           of
           ,
           are
           these
           .
        
         
           That
           your
           Ma'ties
           sacred
           person
           ,
           is
           exposed
           to
           hazard
           &
           danger
           ,
           in
           this
           present
           expedition
           against
           the
           Scotish
           Army
           ,
           &
           that
           by
           ocasion
           of
           this
           warr
           ,
           your
           Ma'tys
           revenuse
           are
           much
           wasted
           ,
           your
           subiects
           burthened
           ,
           with
           cote
           and
           conduct
           mony
           ,
           billiting
           of
           souldiers
           ,
           &
           other
           military
           charges
           ,
           &
           divers
           rapinse
           &
           disorders
           (
           committed
           ,
           )
           in
           severall
           parts
           of
           this
           your
           realme
           ,
           by
           the
           souldiers
           raised
           for
           that
           service
           ,
           &
           the
           whole
           realme
           full
           of
           fearse
           &
           discontentments
           .
        
         
           The
           sundry
           innovations
           in
           maters
           ,
           of
           Religion
           ,
           the
           oath
           of
           〈◊〉
           lately
           imposed
           vpon
           the
           cleargy
           &
           others
           of
           
           your
           Ma'ties
           subiects
           ,
           the
           great
           increase
           of
           popery
           ,
           &
           imploying
           of
           popish
           recusants
           &
           others
           ill
           affected
           vnto
           religeon-are
           established
           in
           places
           of
           power
           &
           trust
           ▪
           especially
           in
           comanding
           of
           men
           &
           armse
           ,
           both
           in
           the
           feeld
           ,
           &
           in
           sundry
           other
           Coumpties
           of
           this
           your
           Realme
           ,
           which
           by
           the
           lawse
           ,
           they
           are
           not
           permitted
           to
           haue
           any
           armes
           in
           their
           owne
           houses
           ,
           The
           great
           mischiefe
           that
           may
           fall
           vpon
           this
           Kingdom
           ,
           if
           the
           intention
           which
           hath
           beene
           creadibly
           reported
           ,
           of
           the
           bringing
           in
           of
           Irish
           and
           forraigne
           forces
           should
           take
           effect
           ,
           The
           heauy
           charge
           of
           marchants
           ,
           to
           the
           great
           discouragement
           of
           trade
           ,
           The
           multitude
           of
           monapolies
           and
           other
           pattents
           ,
           whereby
           the
           commodities
           and
           manufactures
           of
           this
           Kingdome
           are
           much
           burthened
           ,
           to
           the
           great
           and
           vniversall
           grivances
           of
           your
           people
           ,
           The
           great
           griefe
           of
           your
           subiects
           ,
           with
           the
           long
           Intermission
           of
           Parliaments
           ,
           &
           the
           late
           &
           former
           disoluing
           of
           such
           as
           haue
           bin
           called
           ,
           without
           the
           happy
           effects
           which
           otherwise
           they
           might
           haue
           produced
           ,
           For
           remedy
           whereof
           ,
           &
           preuention
           of
           the
           danger
           that
           may
           ensue
           ro
           your
           Roy
           all
           person
           &
           the
           whole
           state
           .
           They
           do
           in
           all
           humility
           &
           faithfullnes
           beseech
           your
           Ma'ty
           ,
           that
           you
           will
           be
           pleased
           to
           summon
           a
           Parliament
           in
           some
           short
           &
           convenient
           time
           ,
           whereby
           the
           causes
           of
           these
           &
           other
           great
           grivances
           ,
           which
           your
           people
           suffer
           under
           ,
           may
           be
           taken
           away
           ,
           &
           the
           Authors
           &
           councelors
           of
           them
           ,
           may
           be
           brought
           to
           such
           legall
           tryall
           ,
           &
           condigne
           punnishment
           ,
           as
           the
           nature
           of
           their
           offences
           shall
           require
           ,
           and
           that
           the
           present
           warr
           ,
           may
           bee
           composed
           by
           your
           Ma'ties
           wisdome
           without
           bloudshed
           ,
           in
           such
           a
           manner
           as
           may
           conduce
           to
           the
           honour
           of
           your
           Ma'ts
           person
           &
           safety
           ,
           the
           comfort
           of
           your
           people
           and
           vnyting
           of
           both
           the
           Realmes
           ,
           against
           the
           common
           enemies
           of
           the
           reformed
           religion
           .
        
         
           and
           your
           Ma'ts
           petitioners
           shall
           &c.
           
           
             
             
               
                 The
                 names
                 of
                 such
                 Earles
                 and
                 Barrons
                 as
                 subscribed
                 this
                 petion
                 .
                 vi'zt
              
               
                 Earles
                 .
                 
                   
                     Bedford
                     .
                  
                   
                     Hartford
                     .
                  
                   
                     Essex
                     .
                  
                   
                     Mougraue
                     .
                  
                   
                     Warwick
                     .
                  
                   
                     Bullingbrooke
                     .
                  
                   
                     Rutland
                     .
                  
                   
                     Lincoln
                  
                   
                     Exetor
                     .
                  
                
              
               
                 Uicecomptes
                 .
                 
                   
                     Lord
                     :
                     Say
                     &
                     Seale
                     .
                  
                   
                     Mandifeeld
                     .
                  
                   
                     Brooke
                     .
                  
                   
                     Harford
                     .
                  
                   
                     North
                     .
                  
                   
                     Willoby
                     .
                  
                   
                     Sauell
                     .
                  
                   
                     Wharton
                     .
                  
                   
                     Loveles
                     .
                  
                   
                     Saint
                     John
                     .
                  
                
              
            
          
        
      
       
         
           Articles
           of
           agreement
           ,
           made
           ,
           concluded
           ,
           and
           done
           ▪
           this
           28
           of
           Sep'ter
           in
           the
           yeare
           of
           grace
           ,
           1641.
           and
           of
           the
           world
           5662.
           
           By
           and
           betweene
           the
           high
           and
           mighty
           Prince
           ,
           Lucifer
           ,
           King
           of
           sticks
           and
           Phlegeton
           ,
           the
           holy
           and
           most
           superstcious
           Primate
           of
           the
           roman
           Church
           ,
           the
           Cardinals
           Bishops
           ,
           Iesuites
           ,
           priests
           ,
           and
           Semenaries
           .
           (
           of
           the
           one
           party
           )
           And
           Iudge
           bribery
           ,
           Lawyer
           corruption
           ,
           Aturny
           contencion
           ,
           Solissitor
           Sedition
           ,
           Iustice
           Conivence
           ,
           Iaylor
           opression
           and
           ,
           State
           Negligence
           ,
           of
           the
           other
           party
           ,
           In
           manner
           and
           forme
           following
           .
        
         
           
             Imprimis
             ,
          
           IT
           is
           this
           day
           mutually
           agreed
           ,
           by
           &
           betweene
           the
           seuerall
           parties
           ,
           aboue
           named
           ,
           That
           there
           shal
           be
           a
           league
           offenciue
           ,
           &
           defenciue
           ,
           concluded
           &
           confirmed
           by
           both
           parties
           ,
           at
           or
           before
           ,
           Holy
           roode
           day
           next
           insuing
           the
           date
           hereof
           .
           Item
           .
           That
           whereas
           there
           hath
           binn
           lately
           by
           the
           subtill
           practises
           of
           some
           Parliamentary
           reformists
           ,
           a
           discord
           and
           discension
           raised
           betweene
           the
           state
           ecleasiasticke
           ,
           and
           the
           State
           of
           the
           Inns
           of
           court
           ,
           whereby
           there
           hath
           hapned
           no
           small
           preiudice
           vnto
           the
           eclesiasticke
           state
           ,
           the
           likes
           whereof
           ,
           is
           to
           be
           doubted
           ,
           may
           also
           fall
           vpon
           the
           state
           of
           the
           Inns
           of
           Court
           ,
           and
           so
           concequently
           vpon
           the
           Crowne
           and
           dignity
           of
           ovr
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           ,
           King
           Lucifer
           Jt
           is
           therefore
           mutually
           agreed
           ,
           that
           all
           former
           controvercies
           and
           contentions
           betweene
           both
           parties
           shall
           sease
           ,
           and
           
           that
           all
           unity
           ,
           peace
           ,
           and
           concord
           shall
           be
           imbraced
           on
           either
           side
           ,
           according
           to
           the
           expressions
           in
           the
           precedent
           artickel
           ,
           to
           the
           honour
           of
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           ,
           his
           crowne
           &
           dignity
           -
        
         
           
             Item
             .
          
           It
           is
           agreed
           that
           the
           said
           state
           of
           the
           Inns
           of
           Court
           ,
           and
           the
           state
           Eclesiasticke
           afore
           said
           ,
           Shall
           ioyntly
           and
           severally
           ,
           vse
           the
           vttermost
           of
           their
           strength
           ,
           power
           ,
           and
           policy
           ,
           To
           resist
           &
           suppress
           all
           such
           proceedings
           of
           this
           present
           parliament
           ,
           which
           shall
           any
           way
           tend
           to
           the
           Reformation
           and
           suppression
           ,
           (
           of
           )
           Opression
           ,
           Extortion
           ,
           Bribery
           ,
           Contention
           ,
           &
           Tradition
           ,
           And
           that
           they
           shall
           &
           will
           ,
           with
           all
           their
           might
           ▪
           power
           ,
           and
           policy
           ,
           endeauour
           and
           striue
           to
           broche
           ,
           Advance
           ,
           and
           maintaine
           ,
           All
           the
           said
           severall
           impietise
           again
           To
           the
           honour
           of
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           ;
           his
           Crowne
           and
           dignity
        
         
           
             Item
             .
          
           Jt
           is
           agreed
           by
           &
           berweene
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           ,
           and
           the
           whole
           state
           ecclesiasticke
           of
           the
           one
           part
           .
           And
           Iudge
           bribery
           ,
           That
           forthwith
           ,
           vpon
           the
           dissolution
           of
           this
           present
           Parliament
           ,
           He
           the
           said
           Iudge
           bribery
           ,
           is
           then
           againe
           ,
           to
           put
           in
           practise
           ,
           the
           taking
           of
           bribes
           ,
           passing
           of
           fals
           iudgement
           ,
           and
           maintaining
           his
           fals
           &
           corrupt
           centences
           ,
           and
           decreese
           ,
           to
           be
           things
           sacred
           ,
           &
           infaliable
           ,
           Oppressing
           the
           innocent
           ,
           by
           clos
           imprisonment
           ,
           and
           also
           fauouring
           all
           Iesuites
           ,
           Priests
           ,
           and
           Semenaries
           ,
           if
           any
           of
           them
           happen
           by
           the
           Instruments
           of
           Justice
           ,
           to
           be
           laid
           hold
           on
           ,
           Animating
           and
           instructing
           all
           Aturnies
           Soliceters
           ,
           and
           Clarkes
           ,
           for
           and
           to
           the
           sowing
           of
           strife
           ;
           and
           contention
           amongst
           the
           people
           of
           the
           land
           ,
           To
           the
           honour
           of
           our
           Sofferaign
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           :
           his
           Crowne
           and
           dignity
           .
        
         
           
             Item
          
           It
           is
           agreed
           by
           &
           betweene
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           ,
           and
           Lawyer
           corruption
           :
           that
           he
           the
           said
           lawyer
           corrupcion
           ,
           shall
           ,
           notwithstanding
           ,
           any
           powerfull
           Parliamentary
           
           reformation
           ,
           still
           parsist
           in
           takeing
           fees
           ,
           both
           of
           playntiue
           and
           defendant
           ,
           nor
           shall
           ever
           bring
           ,
           any
           honest
           cause
           to
           its
           period
           ,
           vntill
           he
           hath
           (
           in
           fees
           )
           devoured
           the
           whole
           substance
           ,
           both
           of
           plaintiue
           and
           defendant
           ,
           neither
           shall
           he
           the
           said
           Lawyer
           corruption
           euer
           at
           any
           time
           ,
           giue
           any
           true
           and
           preualent
           advice
           to
           any
           his
           clyents
           ,
           but
           shall
           delude
           ,
           and
           delay
           them
           ,
           vntill
           he
           hath
           draynd
           them
           as
           afores●id
           ,
           to
           the
           vtter
           ruine
           of
           them
           ,
           their
           wiues
           and
           children
           ,
           to
           the
           honour
           of
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           ,
           and
           the
           propagation
           of
           his
           Crowne
           and
           dignity
           .
        
         
           To
           their
           owne
           present
           ,
           rich
           impiety
           ,
           and
           asured
           sucsesefull
           pardition
           .
        
         
           
             Jtem
             .
          
           It
           is
           agreed
           and
           concluded
           ,
           by
           and
           betweene
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           ,
           and
           Aturny
           Contention
           ,
           That
           he
           the
           said
           Atturny
           contention
           ,
           shall
           and
           will
           ,
           at
           all
           times
           ,
           in
           all
           places
           ,
           and
           vpon
           all
           occasions
           ,
           vse
           his
           best
           dilligence
           ,
           to
           sow
           debate
           ,
           strife
           ,
           varience
           ,
           &
           contentiō
           amongst
           the
           people
           of
           the
           land
           without
           exception
           of
           persons
           ,
           yea
           ,
           he
           shall
           not
           omitt
           to
           set
           the
           father
           against
           the
           son
           and
           the
           son
           against
           the
           father
           ,
           as
           also
           one
           Brother
           against
           the
           other
           ,
           to
           the
           vtter
           ruine
           of
           their
           estates
           houses
           and
           families
           ,
           to
           that
           end
           ,
           he
           shall
           dispose
           of
           himselfe
           and
           all
           his
           imphes
           ,
           into
           all
           the
           quarters
           and
           severall
           corners
           of
           the
           Kingdome
           ,
           neither
           shall
           there
           be
           any
           market
           towne
           or
           place
           of
           habitation
           ,
           but
           he
           shall
           seat
           himselfe
           there
           ,
           to
           the
           intent
           and
           purpose
           aforesaid
           ,
           To
           the
           honour
           of
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           .
           his
           Crowne
           and
           dignity
           ,
           &
           to
           the
           advancement
           of
           the
           said
           sience
           of
           iniquity
           ,
        
         
           
             Jtem
             .
          
           Jt
           is
           agreed
           by
           &
           betweene
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           ,
           and
           Solissetor
           Sedition
           ,
           That
           he
           the
           said
           Solissetor
           Sedition
           ,
           shall
           &
           will
           at
           all
           times
           vse
           his
           best
           endeauovr
           to
           stir
           vp
           animate
           and
           encourage
           all
           people
           of
           what
           
           condicion
           ,
           degree
           ,
           &
           profesion
           soever
           ,
           vnto
           sutes
           in
           the
           law
           &
           that
           he
           the
           said
           Solisetor
           Sedition
           ,
           shall
           &
           will
           proue
           faithfull
           vnto
           all
           Lawyers
           &
           Aturnies
           ,
           and
           shall
           and
           will
           be
           slow
           in
           the
           prosecution
           of
           any
           mans
           cause
           whatsoever
           ,
           and
           spin
           out
           the
           thred
           therof
           to
           its
           full
           length
           ,
           espeacially
           in
           the
           Courts
           of
           equity
           ,
           by
           multiplicity
           of
           (
           Begeting
           orders
           )
           and
           by
           not
           omitting
           to
           haue
           this
           clause
           incerted
           into
           every
           of
           his
           orders
           ,
           videliset
           (
           vnles
           cause
           be
           shewed
           to
           the
           contrary
           at
           the
           next
           court
           day
           by
           the
           defendant
           )
           as
           also
           by
           falsifiing
           of
           orders
           Through
           the
           corrupting
           of
           registers
           ,
           and
           corrupting
           of
           councell
           in
           an
           honest
           cause
           ,
           by
           deceiueing
           his
           clyants
           through
           false
           &
           uniust
           bills
           of
           charges
           by
           brybing
           the
           Judges
           of
           the
           severall
           courts
           ,
           and
           the
           masters
           of
           the
           Chancery
           ,
           Richly
           ,
           to
           the
           honour
           of
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           his
           Crowne
           and
           dignity
           ,
           and
           the
           eternall
           damnation
           of
           Solissetor
           Sedition
           .
        
         
           
             Jtem
             .
          
           It
           is
           agreed
           &
           concluded
           ,
           in
           Perpetuum
           ,
           between
           our
           Sofferainge
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           ,
           and
           Iaylor
           oppression
           ,
           that
           whereas
           through
           the
           rigoure
           of
           the
           law
           ,
           many
           poore
           Christian
           soules
           are
           commited
           vnto
           his
           keeping
           &
           safe
           custody
           for
           sundry
           causes
           ,
           and
           sometimes
           for
           no
           iust
           cause
           at
           al
           He
           the
           said
           Iaylor
           opression
           ,
           shall
           and
           will
           ,
           by
           himselfe
           ,
           his
           Clarkes
           ,
           and
           servants
           ,
           be
           void
           of
           all
           mercy
           ,
           and
           compassion
           towards
           them
           ,
           and
           shall
           and
           will
           as
           much
           as
           in
           him
           lieth
           :
           endeavour
           to
           worke
           the
           vtter
           ruine
           of
           the
           estates
           and
           liues
           of
           all
           such
           as
           shall
           be
           committed
           to
           his
           custody
           ,
           and
           to
           that
           end
           he
           the
           saide
           Jaylor
           oppression
           ,
           shall
           nor
           will
           not
           be
           slack
           in
           giuing
           bribes
           ,
           otherwise
           stiled
           new-yeares
           gifts
           yearely
           unto
           all
           the
           Judges
           of
           the
           courts
           of
           Iustis
           for
           &
           towards
           the
           better
           incouragement
           &
           annimation
           of
           them
           ,
           to
           the
           commitment
           of
           all
           such
           to
           prison
           ,
           as
           are
           or
           shall
           be
           brought
           before
           them
           on
           the
           least
           ocasion
           ,
           and
           that
           he
           the
           
           said
           Iaylor
           oppression
           shall
           be
           euer
           redy
           to
           yeeld
           his
           dayly
           atendance
           on
           the
           Judges
           in
           their
           Courts
           ,
           thereby
           to
           stirr
           them
           vp
           to
           be
           mindfull
           of
           him
           to
           that
           effect
           ,
           &
           lastly
           it
           is
           agreed
           &
           coucluded
           ,
           that
           he
           the
           said
           Iaylor
           oppression
           ,
           shall
           &
           will
           by
           himselfe
           &
           his
           servants
           ,
           set
           such
           snares
           &
           gins
           for
           all
           those
           commited
           to
           his
           costody
           ,
           that
           they
           being
           once
           intrapped
           within
           his
           prison
           doores
           ,
           shall
           neuer
           find
           the
           way
           out
           ,
           dureing
           the
           continuance
           of
           their
           liues
           ,
           or
           of
           ther
           estates
           at
           the
           least
           .
           To
           the
           honour
           of
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           his
           Crowne
           and
           dignity
           ▪
           and
           to
           the
           eternall
           perdition
           of
           Iaylor
           opression
           .
        
         
           
             Item
             .
          
           It
           is
           agreed
           by
           &
           betweene
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           King
           Lucifer
           ,
           and
           iustice
           Conniuence
           ,
           That
           he
           the
           said
           iustis
           conniuence
           ,
           shall
           not
           nor
           wil
           haue
           any
           regard
           or
           respect
           ,
           to
           the
           iustnes
           of
           any
           poore
           mans
           cause
           ,
           nor
           shall
           euer
           incline
           his
           eare
           to
           any
           his
           iust
           complaints
           ,
           but
           shall
           and
           willeuer
           conniue
           and
           beare
           with
           the
           oppressor
           ,
           defrauder
           ,
           &
           deceiuer
           ,
           and
           that
           he
           the
           said
           iustice
           conniuence
           ,
           shall
           and
           will
           euer
           preferr
           ,
           the
           vallue
           of
           a
           Gooce
           ,
           a
           pig
           ,
           a
           Capon
           ,
           a
           brace
           of
           Partriges
           ,
           a
           good
           fatt
           sheepe
           ,
           a
           bore
           at
           Christmis
           ,
           or
           a
           letter
           from
           a
           friend
           ,
           written
           in
           fauour
           of
           Sir
           Opressor
           ,
           Mr
           defrauder
           ,
           and
           dick
           deceiuer
           .
           farr
           before
           iustice
           it selfe
           ,
           or
           the
           iustnesse
           of
           any
           honest
           mans
           cause
           whatsoeuer
           ,
           nor
           that
           he
           the
           said
           iustice
           conniuence
           shal
           euer
           excecute
           iustice
           in
           any
           poore
           mans
           cause
           ,
           but
           on
           the
           contrary
           he
           shall
           opresse
           them
           ,
           and
           haue
           his
           miltimuses
           ready
           written
           ,
           by
           his
           clarke
           ,
           M'
           ,
           duble
           fees
           ,
           for
           the
           speedy
           commitment
           of
           them
           to
           prison
           ,
           neither
           shall
           he
           euer
           incline
           his
           eare
           to
           heare
           their
           iust
           complaints
           against
           the
           severall
           goulden
           persons
           of
           worship
           afore
           said
           .
           To
           the
           honour
           of
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           king
           Lucifer
           his
           Crowne
           and
           dignity
           ,
           and
           the
           benifit
           of
           Iaylor
           opression
           .
        
         
         
           
             Item
             .
          
           It
           is
           agreed
           by
           &
           betweene
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           king
           Lucifer
           ,
           and
           state
           Negligence
           that
           he
           the
           said
           state
           Negligence
           ,
           shall
           euer
           preferr
           his
           owne
           peace
           and
           present
           benefit
           ,
           before
           the
           wellfare
           and
           futuar
           prosperity
           of
           his
           king
           and
           country
           ,
           and
           also
           that
           he
           the
           said
           state
           negligence
           shall
           not
           at
           any
           time
           ,
           take
           notice
           of
           any
           the
           Ill
           legall
           proceedjngs
           in
           any
           ,
           the
           Courts
           of
           iustice
           ,
           nor
           shall
           adict
           himself
           or
           ever
           endeavour
           to
           suppresse
           nor
           prevent
           by
           any
           good
           or
           hollsome
           lawes
           the
           practise
           of
           ,
           tirrany
           ,
           oppression
           ,
           in
           iustice
           extortion
           ,
           bribery
           ,
           contentjon
           ,
           idolitry
           ,
           and
           the
           like
           ,
           But
           shall
           and
           will
           soly
           adict
           himself
           vnto
           the
           pastimes
           ,
           of
           hunting
           ,
           hauking
           ,
           gaming
           ,
           and
           whoring
           ,
           and
           the
           vtter
           reiection
           of
           the
           present
           and
           futuar
           benefit
           and
           well-fare
           of
           his
           natiue
           country
           ,
           to
           the
           honour
           of
           our
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           king
           Lucifer
           :
           the
           prosperity
           of
           his
           Religeous
           vicegerent
           ,
           and
           the
           peace
           and
           tranquility
           of
           all
           his
           servants
           the
           Iesuites
           :
           priests
           :
           Semenaries
           :
           and
           Romane
           Catholikes
           of
           England
           .
        
         
           In
           witnes
           of
           the
           truth
           of
           these
           presents
           and
           of
           every
           particular
           contained
           in
           the
           same
           :
           the
           parties
           aboue
           named
           haue
           hereunto
           set
           their
           hands
           and
           Seales
           the
           day
           afore-said
           and
           in
           the
           5662
           yeare
           of
           the
           raigne
           of
           our
           most
           dambnable
           Sofferaigne
           Lord
           ,
           king
           Lucifer
           .
           Etcetera
           .
        
         
           
             Signed
             .
             Sealed
             .
             and
             dilivered
             in
             the
             presence
             of
             vs
             .
             
               
                 William
                 Laud
                 .
                 Bishop
                 .
              
               
                 Jsopprise
                 Crauly
                 .
                 Iudge
                 .
              
               
                 Bribeing
                 Long
                 .
                 Justice
                 .
              
               
                 Corrupt
                 Fountaine
                 .
                 Lawyer
                 .
              
               
                 Iumping
                 Jumper
                 .
                 Aturney
                 .
              
               
                 James
                 In
                 Graine
                 .
                 Jaylor
                 .
              
               
                 Robert
                 Kilfart
                 .
                 Solissiter
                 .
              
               
                 And
                 Rudine
                 Haphudibrass
                 Cytin
                 kycloparius
                 ,
                 Notarius
                 Publicus
              
            
          
        
      
       
       
         
           HERE
           FOLLOWETH
           A
           BREEFE
           RELAtion
           of
           a
           great
           feast
           which
           from
           Lucifer
           Prince
           of
           hell
           was
           by
           the
           hands
           of
           Cardinall
           pegusious
           presented
           to
           the
           view
           disposall
           and
           abrobation
           of
           the
           Pope
           of
           Rome
           in
           the
           yeare
           of
           Iubely
           ,
           1641.
           
        
         
           
             Pope
             
          
           
             MY
             Lord
             Cardinall
             pegusious
             ,
             and
             you
             the
             rest
             of
             my
             holy
             brethren
             ,
             I
             beseech
             you
             ,
             view
             these
             excelent
             varieties
             and
             variety
             of
             excelencies
             ,
             well
             dressed
             ,
             and
             most
             exquisitely
             set
             forth
             and
             Garnished
             .
             But
             the
             contents
             of
             every
             dish
             ,
             I
             beleeue
             is
             best
             knowne
             to
             you
             my
             Lord
             Pegusious
             ,
             from
             whom
             I
             desire
             to
             be
             satisfied
             ,
             concerning
             the
             contents
             ,
             qualities
             ,
             and
             opperation
             ,
             of
             every
             severall
             dish
             .
          
        
         
           
             Card'i
             .
          
           
             May
             it
             please
             your
             Holinesse
             ,
             These
             varieties
             of
             dishes
             ,
             which
             yovr
             holines
             here
             sees
             thus
             set
             sorth
             ,
             Were
             all
             of
             them
             prepared
             ,
             for
             the
             onely
             Table
             ,
             of
             our
             high
             &
             mighty
             Monarch
             ,
             king
             Lucifer
             ,
             your
             holynes
             sole
             Patrone
             ,
             and
             protector
             ,
             A
             certaine
             number
             of
             which
             dishes
             his
             Mat'iy
             hath
             gratiously
             bin
             pleased
             ,
             to
             cause
             them
             to
             be
             presented
             to
             your
             holines
             disposall
             ,
             and
             the
             resudue
             of
             them
             ,
             onely
             ,
             to
             your
             holines
             vew
             and
             approbation
             ,
             being
             to
             be
             preserved
             for
             his
             Ma'ties
             owne
             peculiar
             pallate
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             .
          
           
             I
             beseech
             you
             my
             Lord
             Car'd
             ,
             let
             me
             haue
             them
             brought
             hither
             before
             me
             in
             order
             ,
             according
             to
             the
             appointment
             of
             my
             Sofferaigne
             ,
             &
             most
             munificient
             Patron
             ,
          
        
         
           
             Car'd
             ,
          
           
             Your
             holynes
             will
             and
             pleasure
             shall
             be
             accomplished
             ,
             and
             here
             in
             the
             first
             place
             may
             it
             please
             your
             holynes
             to
             take
             notice
             ,
             that
             the
             first
             dish
             by
             his
             Ma'ties
             appointment
             to
             be
             presented
             to
             your
             holines
             disposall
             ,
             is
             this
             large
             (
             Lattin
             charger
             )
             containing
             twenty
             two
             ,
             Lordly
             English
             Bishops
             ,
             stued
             with
             the
             fire
             of
             contention
             ,
             on
             the
             chafindish
             
             of
             exasperation
             and
             seasoned
             with
             the
             severall
             spices
             of
             mans
             invention
             ,
             as
             with
             the
             spice
             of
             the
             masse
             ,
             Priesthud
             ,
             holy-dayes
             ,
             Altars
             ,
             Candles
             ,
             Rayles
             ,
             holy-bread
             ,
             holy-water
             ,
             holy-ashes
             ,
             deuout
             prayer
             for
             the
             dead
             ,
             invocation
             of
             Saints
             ,
             offerings
             at
             the
             Altars
             ,
             exc●mmnnications
             ,
             and
             the
             strong
             and
             opperatiue
             spice
             ,
             of
             the
             high
             commision
             .
             Jt
             is
             also
             garnished
             about
             ,
             with
             the
             severall
             heritickall
             Doctrines
             of
             all
             the
             New
             intituled
             ,
             priests
             of
             England
             ,
             &
             this
             dish
             his
             Ma'ty
             hath
             appointed
             to
             be
             disposed
             of
             by
             your
             holynes
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             .
          
           
             I
             will
             surely
             taste
             of
             it
             ,
             (
             it
             lookes
             louely
             )
             Oh
             Admirable
             ?
             it
             is
             a
             most
             LAVDable
             dish
             of
             meat
             :
             I
             can
             find
             nothing
             wanting
             in
             this
             dish
             :
             but
             onely
             three
             graines
             :
             of
             the
             spice
             of
             accomplishment
             :
             and
             then
             it
             had
             bin
             deuoutly
             seasoned
             for
             my
             pallatt
             :
             but
             J
             pray
             what
             is
             the
             next
             dish
             my
             lo'
             
          
        
         
           
             Card
             '
             ,
          
           
             The
             next
             dish
             may
             it
             please
             your
             holynes
             :
             is
             a
             silver
             charger
             ,
             comprehending
             all
             the
             contrivers
             ,
             and
             complotters
             of
             the
             dissention
             betweene
             England
             ,
             and
             Scotland
             ,
             os
             the
             last
             Spainish
             invasion
             of
             England
             ,
             and
             the
             practisers
             with
             the
             French
             for
             the
             subvertion
             of
             all
             the
             heritiks
             in
             England
             ,
             Scotland
             ,
             and
             Jreland
             ,
             it
             is
             seasoned
             with
             all
             our
             Iesuitical
             practises
             ,
             Church
             policies
             and
             al
             our
             English
             Romane
             Catholike
             tretcheries
             ,
             and
             garnished
             with
             al
             our
             English
             Romane
             statistes
             :
             this
             dish
             of
             meat
             is
             now
             almost
             could
             ,
             and
             therefore
             at
             this
             present
             vnfit
             for
             your
             Holynes
             pallatt
             ,
             it
             onely
             wants
             the
             breath
             of
             the
             Earle
             of
             Straffords
             fiery
             zeal
             to
             heat
             it
             ,
             by
             a
             Laudable
             blast
             or
             two
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             .
          
           
             However
             I
             pray
             let
             me
             taste
             of
             it
             .
             Oh
             the
             :
             lamentation
             of
             a
             sinner
             ,
             pity
             ,
             pity
             ,
             yea
             a
             thousand
             pities
             is
             it
             ,
             that
             this
             dish
             had
             not
             bin
             kept
             hott
             and
             seasoned
             to
             the
             proofe
             ,
             that
             we
             might
             haue
             sung
             most
             Laudably
             ,
             
               te
               Lucifer
               Laudamus
               .
            
             But
             my
             lo
             '
             Card
             '
             what
             is
             the
             next
             dish
             .
          
        
         
           
             Card
             '
             ,
          
           
             May
             it
             please
             your
             holynes
             ,
             this
             dish
             containes
             ,
             a
             
             certaine
             number
             of
             falce
             and
             corrupt
             Iudges
             ,
             it
             is
             seasoned
             with
             the
             spice
             of
             aged
             detestable
             couetuousnes
             ,
             bribery
             ,
             extortion
             ,
             oppression
             ,
             iniustice
             ,
             unmercifullnes
             ,
             and
             with
             parvertion
             of
             all
             the
             statute
             lawes
             ,
             garnished
             with
             ship
             money
             ,
             forrest
             mony
             ,
             lone
             mony
             ,
             and
             a
             multitude
             of
             Jsoprises
             but
             this
             dish
             is
             by
             his
             ma'ties
             speciall
             order
             to
             be
             preserved
             for
             his
             owne
             peculiar
             pallate
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             .
          
           
             His
             Majesties
             will
             be
             done
             ,
             J
             shall
             be
             ever
             ready
             &
             obedient
             to
             all
             his
             Ma'ties
             ,
             commands
             ,
             nor
             will
             I
             presume
             to
             taste
             of
             it
             :
             but
             onely
             passe
             my
             iudgment
             on
             it
             ,
             that
             it
             is
             a
             Princely
             dish
             ,
             fit
             onely
             for
             his
             Majesties
             table
             .
          
           
             What
             is
             the
             next
             J
             pray
             my
             Lord
             ,
          
        
         
           
             Card'i
             ,
          
           
             The
             next
             may
             it
             please
             your
             holynes
             is
             a
             large
             Golden
             charger
             :
             contayning
             a
             very
             great
             number
             of
             bace
             minded
             covetuous
             uniust
             :
             extorting
             &
             oppressing
             Lawyers
             who
             value
             every
             word
             by
             them
             vttered
             at
             a
             barr
             of
             iustice
             ,
             at
             a
             farre
             higher
             price
             ,
             then
             your
             holynes
             doth
             your
             Buls
             ,
             issued
             forth
             for
             remission
             of
             sins
             ,
             &
             these
             caterpillers
             ,
             his
             ma'ti
             king
             Lucifer
             :
             hath
             brought
             into
             such
             great
             esteeme
             ,
             with
             all
             the
             Jnhabitants
             of
             England
             ,
             as
             that
             no
             man
             of
             quality
             thinks
             his
             hous
             to
             stand
             ,
             vnles
             it
             bee
             supported
             by
             one
             of
             those
             vermine
             pillars
             and
             broud
             of
             contention
             this
             dish
             is
             seasoned
             with
             the
             spice
             of
             extorting
             fees
             from
             one
             twenty-shillings-peece
             .
             to
             5.
             to
             10.
             yea
             to
             20.
             espeacially
             by
             those
             who
             are
             stiled
             the
             iudges
             favourites
             ,
             all
             this
             is
             giuen
             some
             times
             but
             for
             the
             speaking
             of
             2.
             or
             3.
             words
             .
             it
             is
             likewise
             seasoned
             with
             the
             taking
             fees
             on
             both
             sides
             ,
             deluding
             clyents
             ,
             spining
             out
             the
             thred
             of
             an
             honest
             cause
             to
             its
             full
             length
             ,
             vntill
             the
             purs-strings
             both
             of
             plaintife
             and
             defendant
             crack
             ,
             and
             then
             they
             are
             tied
             together
             ,
             by
             a
             commission
             into
             the
             country
             ,
             where
             these
             catterpillers
             are
             reverenced
             and
             feared
             like
             so
             many
             Gods
             ,
             by
             all
             the
             people
             ,
             this
             dish
             is
             garnished
             with
             
             some
             10000.
             pestifferous
             petty
             fogging
             ,
             sedicious
             10-groat
             Atturnnies
             ,
             one
             of
             whose
             parfidious
             bills
             of
             charges
             ,
             in
             one
             tearme
             advances
             it-selfe
             sometimes
             vnto
             the
             sum
             of
             5.
             10.
             20.
             yea
             30
             pounds
             .
             espeacialy
             whē
             he
             finds
             his
             clyent
             naturally
             inclyned
             to
             the
             conditions
             of
             an
             asse
             .
             And
             on
             every
             of
             these
             garnishes
             hāgs
             5
             ●onny-catching
             deceaitful
             Solissitors
             properly
             termed
             Lawyers-limetwigs
             ,
             traps
             ,
             or
             nets
             ,
             to
             catch
             the
             poore
             silly
             creatures
             caled
             clyents
             ,
             &
             this
             dish
             his
             Ma'ty
             hath
             also
             reserved
             for
             his
             owne
             table
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             ,
          
           
             It
             is
             a
             Princely
             dish
             indeed
             ,
             and
             fit
             onely
             for
             the
             peculiar
             table
             of
             so
             great
             a
             Monarch
             ,
             as
             is
             our
             most
             dambnable
             Sofferaigne
             King
             Lucifer
             ,
             the
             opperation
             &
             vertue
             of
             which
             dish
             ,
             is
             able
             to
             season
             a
             whole
             kingdome
             ,
             to
             be
             fit
             meat
             for
             his
             Ma'ties
             pallate
             ,
             espeacially
             if
             there
             be
             but
             the
             opperatiue
             spice
             added
             to
             it
             ,
             called
             the
             (
             action
             of
             the
             cace
             )
          
           
             But
             what
             is
             this
             dish
             my
             lord
             Card'i
             .
          
        
         
           
             Card
             '
             ,
          
           
             may
             it
             please
             your
             holynes
             ,
             this
             dish
             containes
             a
             certaine
             num●er
             of
             bace
             muck-wormes
             ,
             stiled
             ,
             Docters
             of
             our
             sivill
             law
             .
             Chancelors
             and
             Officials
             ,
             this
             dish
             is
             also
             seasoned
             with
             the
             uniust
             spice
             of
             extortion
             ,
             oppression
             ,
             fraud
             ,
             and
             deceit
             ,
             and
             granished
             ,
             about
             with
             a
             most
             dambnable
             crue
             ,
             of
             Procters
             ,
             Notaries
             ,
             Registers
             ,
             Deligates
             ,
             Advocates
             ,
             Sumners
             ,
             and
             petty
             apparaters
             ,
             these
             haue
             for
             many
             yeares
             ,
             proued
             noteable
             instruments
             of
             strife
             and
             vexsation
             ,
             vnto
             the
             inhabitants
             of
             England
             ,
             and
             through
             their
             deceaueabl
             wayes
             haue
             mightily
             oppressed
             the
             people
             :
             being
             not
             much
             inferior
             vnto
             the
             preceadent
             Golden
             charger
             .
          
           
             But
             to
             this
             dish
             :
             may
             it
             please
             your
             holynes
             ,
             there
             hath
             happened
             this
             yeare
             a
             very
             great
             mischance
             in
             the
             kooking
             ,
             for
             when
             wee
             thought
             it
             should
             haue
             bin
             most
             Laudably
             boyled
             vp
             to
             its
             greatest
             hight
             of
             Catholik
             operatiō
             ,
             there
             happened
             a
             Spider
             to
             fall
             into
             it
             ,
             through
             a
             sudden
             blast
             of
             
             Reformation
             which
             hath
             made
             it
             somwhat
             dangerous
             now
             for
             your
             holines
             to
             taste
             of
             ,
             For
             ,
             the
             Lamb
             that
             was
             moste
             richly
             seasoned
             in
             it
             ,
             is
             now
             through
             this
             sudden
             and
             unexpected
             ,
             misfortune
             ,
             Putrified
             ,
             and
             the
             Duck
             being
             a
             watry
             foule
             ,
             is
             quite
             disolved
             and
             this
             dish
             by
             his
             Ma'tys
             speciall
             order
             ,
             is
             to
             be
             left
             now
             to
             your
             holines
             disposall
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             ,
          
           
             J
             am
             much
             bound
             to
             his
             Ma'ty
             for
             his
             gracious
             favour
             to
             me
             herein
             ,
             J
             shall
             be
             very
             carefull
             through
             deliberation
             &
             mature
             consideration
             to
             study
             for
             the
             most
             fittest
             disposall
             thereof
             during
             the
             time
             of
             my
             vicegerency
             here
             &
             then
             return
             it
             againe
             to
             his
             Ma'ties
             disposall
             .
             But
             I
             pray
             you
             my
             lord
             Cardinal
             what
             do
             those
             coper
             vessels
             containe
          
        
         
           
             Car'd
             ,
          
           
             May
             it
             please
             your
             holines
             :
             this
             covered
             messe
             is
             a
             gallimofre
             or
             as
             the
             Fleamine
             cals
             it
             a
             Hutchepot
             ,
             wherein
             are
             sundry
             meates
             stued
             together
             :
             it
             containes
             a
             certaine
             number
             of
             beasts
             called
             ,
             corrupt
             masters
             of
             the
             chancery
             :
             &
             half
             a
             dozen
             corrupt
             clarkes
             of
             the
             chancery
             ,
             also
             150.
             
             Of
             their
             puni
             clarkes
             comonly
             termed
             Aturnies
             in
             chancery
             .
             it
             also
             containes
             6
             new
             Aturnies
             of
             the
             Court
             of
             reqvests
             &
             some
             60
             of
             their
             puny
             Clarkes
             this
             Hutchepot
             is
             seasoned
             with
             the
             spice
             of
             bribery
             ,
             fallswittneses
             stieled
             Knights
             of
             the
             poste
             ,
             a
             spice
             greatly
             in
             request
             in
             those
             Courts
             ,
             especialy
             in
             the
             examiners
             offices
             and
             the
             late
             Couentry
             ,
             affidavit
             office
             but
             his
             Ma'tys
             special
             commād
             is
             to
             haue
             this
             couered
             mess
             preserued
             in
             its
             present
             condition
             ;
             least
             contention
             should
             sease
             amongst
             the
             inhabitants
             of
             England
             :
             &
             vnity
             &
             peace
             take
             place
             :
             which
             cannot
             but
             tend
             much
             to
             his
             Ma'tys
             dettryment
             &
             loss
             of
             dominion
             in
             that
             Kingdom
             :
             and
             to
             that
             end
             he
             hath
             caused
             the
             same
             to
             be
             sealed
             vp
             :
             &
             to
             be
             convayed
             from
             Couentry
             to
             Manchester
             by
             the
             G●ulden
             Finche
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             .
          
           
             Good
             my
             Lord
             Cardjnal
             J
             beseech
             you
             ,
             let
             his
             Ma'tys
             will
             &
             pleasure
             herein
             be
             very
             carefully
             accomplished
             ,
             
             for
             it
             concerns
             much
             his
             Ma'ties
             honour
             and
             our
             safety
             .
          
           
             But
             what
             is
             in
             this
             dish
             my
             Lord
             ?
          
        
         
           
             Card
             '
             :
          
           
             this
             may
             it
             please
             your
             holines
             is
             likewise
             a
             Hutchpot
             ,
             contayning
             meates
             of
             sundry
             sorts
             and
             operations
             ,
             it
             containes
             a
             certaine
             number
             of
             Prothonotaries
             ,
             Registers
             ,
             &
             Clarks
             of
             the
             Starrechamber
             ,
             chancery
             ,
             court
             of
             requests
             Kings-bench
             ,
             common
             please
             ,
             and
             the
             excheckquer
             ,
             this
             galimofre
             is
             seasoned
             with
             ,
             subbornation
             of
             falce-witneses
             ,
             falcyfiing
             of
             orders
             ,
             and
             decrees
             ,
             it
             is
             garnished
             with
             the
             subtile
             practises
             of
             the
             renter
             warden
             of
             the
             fleete
             and
             his
             imphes
             ,
             as
             also
             with
             
               Killvert
               ,
               killfart
               ,
               killbennet
               ,
               kill
               Bishop
            
             and
             the
             like
             instruments
             of
             Lawyers
             gaine
             ,
             the
             opperation
             of
             this
             dish
             chiefely
             consists
             ,
             in
             the
             confusion
             of
             mens
             estates
             ,
             to
             extract
             Gold
             out
             of
             all
             mens
             purses
             ,
             to
             suppress
             vertue
             and
             peace
             ,
             and
             to
             advance
             eniquity
             and
             contention
             ,
             to
             wrong
             &
             oppress
             every
             man
             ,
             and
             to
             do
             right
             to
             no
             man
             .
          
           
             And
             this
             mess
             is
             also
             to
             be
             reserved
             for
             his
             Ma'tys
             Table
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             .
          
           
             Good
             my
             Lord
             Cardinall
             ,
             J
             pray
             you
             let
             me
             taste
             of
             this
             mess
             ,
             the
             opperation
             whereof
             by
             your
             relation
             appeares
             to
             be
             admirable
             ,
             J
             wish
             from
             my
             heart
             that
             J
             might
             also
             grow
             capeabel
             of
             that
             vertue
             .
             of
             extracting
             Gould
             out
             of
             the
             English
             nation
             ,
             as
             som
             of
             my
             predisessors
             haue
             done
             before
             me
             ,
             (
             J
             confesse
             )
             the
             study
             of
             this
             Art
             was
             begun
             by
             my
             Phisition
             ,
             most
             Laud
             ably
             ,
             but
             alas
             and
             we
             '
             is
             mee
             ,
             it
             was
             marred
             by
             a
             robustious
             storm
             of
             wind
             out
             of
             the
             
               North
            
             and
             quite
             spoyled
             by
             a
             vehment
             shower
             of
             puritanical
             raine
             ,
             And
             what
             is
             this
             next
             mess
             my
             Lord
             .
          
        
         
           
             Card.
             
          
           
             May
             it
             please
             your
             holines
             ,
             this
             is
             also
             a
             Hutchpot
             ,
             containing
             sundry
             cours
             meates
             ,
             as
             scriveners
             ,
             brokers
             ,
             vserres
             ,
             iaylors
             ,
             balifs
             sergeants
             ,
             informers
             ,
             periur'd
             Church-wardens
             ,
             iustlers
             of
             the
             peace
             ,
             &
             bumbalifs
             ,
             this
             mess
             is
             seasoned
             with
             parcehment
             ,
             deceit
             ,
             extortion
             ,
             vsery
             
             opression
             ,
             murthering
             of
             Christiā
             soules
             in
             prisons
             ,
             through
             famine
             ,
             false
             information
             ,
             iniustice
             ,
             neglect
             ,
             and
             tirrany
             ,
             &
             is
             garnished
             with
             a
             number
             of
             irreligious
             Majors
             ,
             Sherefs
             ,
             Feoderies
             ,
             escheaters
             ,
             Clarkes
             of
             the
             syse
             ,
             Clarkes
             of
             the
             peace
             ,
             Constables
             and
             headboroughs
             .
             But
             this
             mess
             is
             by
             his
             Ma'ties
             order
             to
             be
             disposed
             of
             vnto
             his
             servants
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             .
          
           
             Jndeed
             my
             lord
             Car'd
             ,
             my'thinkes
             this
             mess
             hath
             a
             very
             bitter
             rellish
             with
             it
             ,
             elce
             my
             mouth
             is
             quite
             out
             of
             taste
             ,
             I
             conceaue
             it
             to
             be
             a
             mess
             fit
             onely
             for
             his
             Ma'ties
             hell
             hounds
             ,
             But
             What
             is
             this
             last
             mess
             .
          
        
         
           
             Card
             '
             .
          
           
             I
             conceaue
             this
             mess
             to
             be
             very
             wel
             known
             to
             your
             holines
             ,
             for
             it
             is
             seasoned
             with
             moste
             of
             those
             operatiue
             spices
             that
             all
             the
             meat
             dresed
             in
             you
             holines
             kitchin
             is
             seasoned
             with
             ,
             this
             mess
             containes
             diuers
             iusticiall
             birds
             of
             midlesex
             as
             namely
             the
             long
             the
             hearne
             ,
             the
             snape
             ,
             the
             hooker
             the
             geaye
             ,
             and
             the
             likes
             of
             them
             .
             Seasoned
             with
             the
             fees
             and
             bribes
             of
             all
             the
             whores
             ,
             and
             theefes
             that
             liue
             in
             Westminster
             ,
             Coven-Garden
             ,
             Hollborne
             ,
             Grub-street
             ,
             Clarckenwell
             .
             Rosemary-lane
             .
             Turnbull-street
             ,
             Rattcliff
             ,
             Southwarke
             ,
             banke-side
             ,
             &
             kent-street
             ,
             this
             dish
             is
             also
             garnished
             with
             the
             new-yeares-gifts
             ,
             of
             the
             whores
             ,
             theefes
             ,
             and
             cutpurses
             ,
             dwelling
             in
             the
             fore-named
             severall
             places
             ,
             but
             this
             mess
             is
             by
             his
             Ma'ty
             ,
             reserued
             for
             his
             owne
             peculiar
             pallatt
             .
          
        
         
           
             Pope
             .
          
           
             Oh
             venerable
             Bead
             ,
             Oh
             holy
             Garnet
             ,
             O
             sanctified
             Fauxe
             ,
             O
             reverent
             Beckett
             ,
             O
             beloued
             Raviliack
             ,
             Campion
             ,
             Watson
             ,
             Parsons
             ,
             Moorton
             ,
             Sands
             ,
             and
             Admired
             Bellermine
             ,
             I
             call
             you
             all
             to
             witness
             this
             day
             ,
             wether
             you
             or
             any
             of
             you
             :
             haue
             euer
             as
             yet
             bin
             capeable
             of
             such
             a
             delicious
             feast
             :
             adorned
             with
             so
             many
             varieties
             :
             beautified
             with
             so
             many
             severall
             rareties
             ,
             and
             seasoned
             with
             such
             delectable
             spices
             .
             
               Sancte
               benedicto
               Ora
               pronobis
               .
            
          
        
         
           And
           thus
           rendring
           all
           hvmble
           and
           harty
           thankes
           :
           with
           
           all
           Reuerence
           in
           all
           obedience
           :
           vnto
           his
           Ma'ty
           :
           our
           moste
           dambenable
           prince
           and
           Protector
           :
           Lucifer
           :
           king
           of
           sticks
           :
           and
           Phleget'on
           :
        
         
           
             I
             remaine
             his
             Ma'tys
             humble
             servant
             :
             and
             vice-gerent
             :
             at
             his
             Ma'tys
             sole
             disposall
             dureing
             life
             .
             PAPA
             .
             ROMANORUM
             .
             
               
                 666.
                 
              
            
          
        
      
       
         
           Advices
           and
           motiues
           ,
           to
           the
           honorable
           assembly
           in
           Parliament
           .
        
         
           E.
           S.
           I.
           
        
         
           E.
           W.
           J.
           S.
           
        
         
           The
           stake
           's
           three
           Crownes
           ,
           foure
           nations
           gamsters
           are
        
         
           Ther
           's
           three
           to
           one
           ,
           &
           yet
           no
           man
           that
           dare
        
         
           Take
           these
           great
           odds
           ,
           the
           cause
           is
           as
           they
           say
           ,
        
         
           The
           fourth
           ,
           know's
           both
           our
           stock
           ,
           and
           cards
           we
           play
           ,
        
         
           This
           turns
           the
           odds
           ,
           and
           makes
           moste
           gamsters
           think
           ,
        
         
           Wee
           'r
           but
           in
           iest
           ,
           and
           play
           our
           cards
           and
           winck
           .
        
         
           The
           sett
           goes
           hard
           ,
           when
           gamsters
           think
           it
           best
           ,
        
         
           Though
           three
           men
           vie
           it
           ,
           the
           fourth
           setts
           his
           rest
           .
        
         
           My
           Masters
           ,
           you
           that
           vndertake
           the
           game
           ,
        
         
           Looke
           too
           t
           ,
           your
           conutryes
           safety
           and
           her
           fame
        
         
           Are
           now
           at
           stake
           ,
           be
           carefull
           how
           you
           cutt
        
         
           And
           deale
           ,
           as
           knowne
           occasions
           put
           you
           too
           t
           .
        
         
           The
           cards
           are
           strangely
           shufled
           ,
           for
           your
           parts
           ,
        
         
           Ti's
           odds
           ,
           you
           ever
           get
           the
           
             ace
          
           of
           
             harts
             .
          
        
         
           Yet
           the
           
             fiue
             finger
             ,
          
           and
           some
           helps
           beside
           ,
        
         
           Lie
           in
           the
           pack
           disperst
           ,
           be
           those
           your
           guide
           ,
        
         
           That
           you
           posess
           ,
           to
           tell
           you
           what
           you
           want
           ,
        
         
           Least
           the
           mistake
           of
           one
           poore
           tricke
           should
           daun●
           ,
        
         
           Your
           spirits
           quite
           ,
           and
           make
           you
           fling
           away
           ,
        
         
           Your
           liberty
           ,
           not
           to
           be
           lost
           by
           play
           ,
        
         
           Detest
           foule
           iugling
           ,
           now
           ti's
           in
           your
           powers
           ,
        
         
           Let
           none
           but
           square
           play
           pass
           ,
           the
           game
           is
           youers
           .
        
         
           For
           here
           you
           see
           ,
           hell
           ,
           Rome
           ,
           and
           all
           their
           ,
           trayn
           ,
        
         
           Plott
           to
           confound
           ,
           all
           your
           good
           lawes
           againe
           .
        
         
           Then
           haue
           a
           care
           ,
           expell
           Romes
           imphes
           ,
           make
           sure
           ,
        
         
           Your
           lawes
           and
           Liberties
           may
           still
           indure
        
         
           To
           future
           ages
           ,
           posterities
           then
           may
           ,
        
         
           Haue
           cause
           to
           blesse
           your
           memories
           for
           aye
           .
        
         
         
           
             Lament
             Lament
             you
             Bushops
             all
             ,
          
           
             each
             weare
             his
             blackest
             gowne
             :
          
           
             Hang
             up
             your
             Rochets
             on
             the
             wall
             ,
          
           
             your
             pride
             is
             going
             downe
             .
          
        
         
           
             2
          
           
             It
             needs
             must
             greeue
             each
             Romish
             hart
             ,
          
           
             to
             heare
             this
             sadd
             relation
             :
          
           
             All
             Cannons
             are
             not
             worth
             a
             fart
             ,
          
           
             made
             in
             the
             Conuocation
             .
          
        
         
           
             3
          
           
             The
             Bishops
             holy
             sinod
             ,
             and
          
           
             the
             Priests
             of
             Baal
             ,
             that
             there
             :
          
           
             Concented
             ,
             and
             concluded
             all
             ,
          
           
             are
             now
             in
             griviovs
             feare
             ,
          
        
         
           
             4
          
           
             To
             be
             depriu'd
             ,
             of
             Priestly
             stile
             ,
          
           
             of
             Coat
             Cannonicall
             :
          
           
             And
             quite
             be
             banished
             this
             Ile
             ,
          
           
             they
             feare
             they
             must
             be
             all
             .
          
        
         
           
             5
          
           
             Ah
             ,
             poore
             ,
             (
             
               Etcetera
               ,
            
             )
             is
             now
             dead
             ,
          
           
             which
             greeues
             the
             Bishops
             moste
             ,
          
           
             What
             they
             would
             haue
             immortall
             made
             ,
          
           
             hath
             now
             giuen
             vp
             the
             Gostes
          
        
         
           
             6
          
           
             Alas
             ,
             that
             new
             begotten
             oath
             ,
          
           
             like
             snow
             against
             the
             sun
             ,
          
           
             It
             did
             begin
             to
             melt
             away
             ,
          
           
             When
             th'
             Parliament
             begun
             .
          
        
         
           
             7
          
           
             All
             Ceremonies
             are
             good
             cheape
             ,
          
           
             and
             I
             will
             tell
             you
             how
             :
          
           
             The
             ,
             Tippit
             ,
             Hood
             ,
             and
             Surpliss
             eke
             ,
          
           
             are
             good
             for
             nothing
             now
             .
          
        
         
           
             8
          
           
             And
             which
             I
             wis
             more
             woefull
             is
             ,
          
           
             and
             moste
             their
             courage
             quayles
             :
          
           
             There
             was
             a
             grievious
             murther
             made
             ,
          
           
             among
             their
             holy
             rayles
             .
          
        
         
           
             9
          
           
             Oh
             ,
             when
             this
             sadd
             and
             heavy
             newes
             ,
          
           
             vnto
             that
             Synod
             came
             ,
          
           
             The
             Birds
             and
             beasts
             were
             in
             a
             muse
             ,
          
           
             asse
             ,
             Wren
             ,
             and
             Duck
             ,
             and
             Lambe
             .
          
        
         
           
             10
          
           
             And
             then
             a
             dollfull
             ditty
             these
             ,
          
           
             did
             thus
             lament
             together
             :
          
           
             Alaff
             ▪
             we
             must
             all
             run
             away
             .
          
           
             when
             shall
             we
             run
             ,
             and
             whether
             ,
          
        
         
           
             11
          
           
             Shall
             we
             ?
             with
             
               Windibanck
            
             to
             France
             ,
          
           
             or
             fly
             to
             Holland
             ,
             where
          
           
             The
             
               Finch
            
             is
             flone
             ,
             for
             vs
             a
             place
             ,
          
           
             before
             hand
             to
             prepare
             ▪
          
        
         
           
             12
          
           
             No
             quoath
             the
             Duck
             ,
             wee
             'l
             Fly
             to
             Rome
          
           
             and
             there
             rest
             without
             feare
             .
          
           
             Of
             Parliament
             ,
             and
             then
             the
             Lamb
             :
          
           
             may
             come
             up
             in
             the
             reare
             .
          
        
         
           
             13
          
           
             And
             ther
             wee
             'l
             drinke
             a
             health
             to
             all
          
           
             the
             puritans
             confusion
             ,
          
           
             That
             haue
             thus
             strongly
             wrought
             our
             fall
          
           
             by
             parliament
             conclusiou
             .
          
        
         
           The
           Iudges
           ,
           and
           the
           Lawyers
           all
           ,
        
         
           Aturnies
           ,
           procters
           Clarckes
           ,
        
         
           Soliciters
           ,
           and
           Advocates
           ,
        
         
           Must
           now
           stand
           in
           their
           Sarks
           ,
        
         
           And
           penuance
           do
           for
           all
           their
           faults
           ,
        
         
           Their
           bribes
           they
           must
           restore
           ,
        
         
           Their
           cheates
           and
           tricks
           which
           they
           did
           vse
           ▪
        
         
           They
           practise
           must
           no
           more
           .
        
         
           The
           people
           ,
           long
           they
           haue
           beguild
           ,
        
         
           And
           many
           a'
           one
           undonn
           ,
        
         
           Gods
           curss
           ,
           their
           wealth
           for
           this
           doth
           mel
        
         
           As
           show
           is
           by
           the
           sun
           .
        
         
           Their
           childrne
           and
           posterity
           ,
        
         
           The
           Gallous
           doth
           devoure
        
         
           Themselues
           ,
           haue
           made
           a
           league
           with
           hell
           ▪
        
         
           To
           raigne
           still
           by
           his
           power
           .
        
         
           God
           is
           the
           God
           of
           vnity
           .
        
         
           Of
           loue
           and
           peace
           alone
           ,
        
         
           But
           these
           men
           ,
           for
           deceit
           and
           strife
           ,
        
         
           The
           lik's
           of
           them
           there
           's
           none
           .
        
         
           〈…〉
           probatum
           est
           .
        
      
       
         
           Receaued
           by
           me
           ,
           fountaine
           of
           inquity
           this
           22th
           of
           Septemb
           1641.
           
           By
           the
           helpe
           of
           Iudge
           Bribery
           :
           and
           the
           furtherance
           of
           Lawyer
           impiety
           :
           of
           Romanus
           Tretchery
           :
           The
           Sum
           of
           10
           pounds
           of
           dambnable
           simplicity
           :
           9
           pounds
           of
           Supersticious
           ignorance
           :
           7
           pound
           of
           idolatrus
           Folly
           ,
           6
           pounds
           of
           willfull
           Stupidity
           :
           and
           3
           pounds
           of
           perverssnes
           :
           to
           and
           for
           the
           vse
           of
           impatience
           :
           And
           by
           his
           appointment
           to
           be
           delivered
           vnto
           Gentiel
           prodigality
           :
           to
           and
           for
           the
           vce
           of
           Mistris
           inconstancy
           ,
           Daughter
           and
           sole-heyre
           vnto
           Mistris
           Letchery
           :
           the
           grand-child
           of
           Mistris
           Baudery
           :
           dwelling
           next
           dore
           vnto
           Mistris
           Beggery
           .
        
      
       
       
         
           By
           the
           new
           Prison
           neare
           the
           whipping
           thong
           :
        
         
           At
           no
           great
           distance
           from
           Mr
           Justice
           Long
           .
        
         
           Long
           hath
           a
           long
           time
           bin
           a
           knaue
           :
        
         
           Receauing
           bribes
           from
           every
           slave
           .
        
         
           Long
           euer
           hath
           a
           shelter
           bin
           full
           sure
           :
        
         
           For
           every
           theefe
           :
           a
           Cutpurss
           :
           and
           a
           whore
           .
        
         
           Long
           knows
           full
           well
           his
           Christmas
           how
           to
           keep
           :
        
         
           On
           Cost
           of
           whorse
           ,
           those
           are
           his
           onely
           sheepe
           .
        
         
           His
           Capons
           :
           wood-Cocks
           :
           Herns
           :
           Snites
           :
           and
           Geayes
           :
        
         
           Providers
           of
           good
           cheere
           on
           all
           assayes
           .
        
         
           Long
           may
           he
           feast
           his
           body
           :
           fill
           his
           purss
           :
        
         
           By
           such
           a
           crue
           of
           hellish
           imphes
           .
           Gods
           curss
        
         
           Asuredly
           will
           fall
           on
           him
           and
           his
           :
        
         
           And
           proue
           his
           fatall
           recompence
           for
           this
           .
        
         
           Long
           may
           he
           be
           a
           knave
           :
           of
           such
           great
           fame
        
         
           To
           all
           whores
           glory
           :
           his
           owne
           eternall
           shame
           .
        
      
       
         FINIS
         .