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Copies of the texts have been issued variously as SGML (TCP schema; ASCII text with mnemonic sdata character entities); displayable XML (TCP schema; characters represented either as UTF-8 Unicode or text strings within braces); or lossless XML (TEI P5, characters represented either as UTF-8 Unicode or TEI g elements). Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng Mineral waters -- England -- Bath -- Early works to 1800. Bath (England) -- Description and travel. 2006-07 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2006-07 Apex CoVantage Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2006-09 Celeste Ng Sampled and proofread 2006-09 Celeste Ng Text and markup reviewed and edited 2007-02 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion THERMAE REDIVIVAE : The CITY of BATH DESCRIBED : WITH Some Observations on those Soveraign WATERS , both as to the BATHING in , and DRINKING of Them , Now so much in Use . By Henry Chapman , Gent. LONDON , Printed for the Author , and are to be Sold by Jonathan Edwin at the Three Roses in Ludgate-street , 1673. TO The most August and Serene Prince CHARLES II. Of Great Britain , France , and Ireland , King , &c. Dread and Royal Sir and Soveraign , IT hath been all along ( I praise my God ) my Inclination as well as my Duty , to serve my Prince and Countrey the Wars in your ever Renowned Fathers time ( wherein I had the Honour as well as the Misfortune ( as carrying with it the Sacrifice of a Competent Estate ) to be , shall testifie for the One , as this small Tract for the Other ; as I am a Native of this place ; so also for the better part of Twenty years , I was not a Stranger to many Near and Remote Regions , but never could I meet with , or hear of any such Waters as this your City yields , in reference to the perpetual constancy of their Quantity and Quality ; on which reason , I have an Ambition and Desire to Publish this to the World , what continual and inexhaustible Treasures , are stored up here in the Bowels of the Earth , scarce ever made known ( at leastwise made use of ) till these very late years , the Publication whereof , will Sans-peradventure , advance your Majesties Kingdoms Interest , as conducing so much , to the Longaevity and health of the Nations : rendring them more Numerous and Hardy , ( our Air will make them Valiant ) and this being granted , as being an indisputable Maxim the Consequence is , Cum multis Manibus grande levatur opus . May the good God , keep your Majesty , here ( long after our Age ) in the highest degree of Honour and Health , and when you Change , give you an Incorruptible for a Corruptible Crown , which hath , is , and shall be the daily and incessant Prayers of Your Majesties , Most humble , Loyal , and Obedient Subject and Servant Hen. Chapman . Bath , 16. Novemb . 1673. To the ever Renowned NATIONS Of , and in Great Britain and Ireland . I Am not ignorant , that there are many ( and that Learned too ) Treatises abroad , concerning something I am now in hand with . Dr. Jordan is Extant , and so is an Appendix to it , discoursing profoundly , from what Minerals these Waters may proceed with the Nature of Bitumen Sulphur , and the like ; yet all this while , there wants a plain , and cheap ( not Scholastique ) Divulgation to the World , of the present use of these Waters , both as to the bathing in , and Drinking of them , the latter of which having not been much in use till within this two or three years , is not ( I conceive ) sufficiently made known to the World , wherefore that these Soveraign Waters which are so much approved of , by those Many , that have made use of them , as having wrought so many and so admirable Cures ; may lye no longer in Obscurity ( in default of an abler Pen ) I have in this small Treatise adventur'd it my self , in which the Reader cannot ( considerato Authore ) reasonably expect , any other then plain ordinary English , the whole aim and scope being to report them to the World , and ( because of their singular Virtues . ) to encourage the use of them . H. C. Sun in Bath , Nov. 1673. Regi Gregi Victoria Copia . THE City of BATH DESCRIBED . THe City of Bath is seated in the North North-East part of Somersetshire , environ'd ( almost ) all ) round with pleasant and fruitful Hills full of excellent Springs of Waters , in so much as 't is observed that on many of their Sumits , there are rare Christal Waters , gushing out especially in one Village adjoyning to the Southwards of it , there are near Fifty ( if not more ) Habitations , where scarce one House makes use of that Water that served another , each one enjoying a particular to its self . The Valley in which it stands , in any place extends ( hardly ) it self to half a Mile in bredth , in most places less ; it is very pleasant and fruitful , and therein hardly ever seen any Pools , Loughs , or Meery places ; for as soon as any inundation is over , the Waters totally Drein away with it , which doubtless contributes much to the Salubrity of the Air. From two of these Hills , the City ( by Pipes of Lead ) is not only plentifully served into the Common Conduits , but also not few of the private Houses are supplyed with it within their own Doors , such a Convenience , and at such easie Rates , that few places enjoy the like ; and this being carried through most Streets , Lanes , and By-wayes , is not only for within-door Occasions , but in case of Fire , is very ready to be made use of . The Streets , most of the Narrowest size , especially that near the Center called Cheap-street , the greatest Eye-sore of its Beauty and Cumber to its accommodation , it is Walled all round , with a Time-defying Stone , the Buildings ( by strong supposition ) mounted much higher then in former Ages ; for walking round the Walls , it is perceivable , the City stands on a Batch ( as we call it ) in a bottom , from Fifteen to Twenty foot higher then the Surface without ; neither is it without Suburbs , the fourth part supposed to be so , and all together , computed by some that pretend to have calculated its Dimensions , takes not up much more then Fifty Acres , in such a narrow compass is this ancient , famous , little pretty City contained ; which being in such a bottom , hath such a variety of Prospects , and Landskips , that few places parallel it , whereas places scited on Levels , seldom please the Eye far , deprived by the interposition of the next Pale , Wall , or Hedge , whereas , this raising it self higher then the adjoyning Gardens and Meadows , hath full and free passage , nor do the Hills so strengthen the Prospect , but that the Eye may even surfeit its self with variety of Objects ( in some places ) for at least three Miles , at once beholding the Meander-Aven Semi-circling the City , then the low Meadows , in several small and great Partitions , the Pasture grounds above them , then the Corn fields , so gradually ye come up to the Downs , on which particularly Launsdown is an excellent Coarse of above two Miles , at the end whereof may be seen the City of Bristol , with the Counties of Somerset , Wilts , Glocester , Worcester , Hereford , and Menmouth ; but this has made me endanger the Out-running my intended Discourse , seldom farther then the little City or its Prospect , but this Digression ( I suppose ) may not be much out of Order , when the Gallantry and Youth of the Nation , may be made acquainted , what Recreation the Vicinity of the place affords , especially when it is accompanied with Hunting , Setting , &c. The Wall is in compass not a full English Mile , and were the City not in such a bottom , and so over topped by Neighbouring Hills , by the Opinion of Col. B. ( once Governor thereof ) and some others , that may understand Fortifications ) might be made Tenable , for indeed the whole , is but one entire Rampart , a Coffin fill'd with Earth , on which the Buildings are ; then the Springs so near the Superficies , that no Approaches can be made but with great difficulty , there are large discourses already extant of several Statues , Figures , as Gorgons Serpents , &c. in it , in which I shall not meddle , but leave every man to his view , and belief , but certainly this , it is a Noble Ancient Wall therein appearing many antiquities , as also four Gates , having their several denominations from the four Cardinal winds , which every night are order'd to be lock'd up , and a Watch Itinerant , Sworn not to enter any House till four in the Morn , which how duely observed , some of them who have been caught tardy , and put into Wooden Bastile , for their pains can satisfie you . The Government is by a Mayor , Aldermen , and Twenty Councellors or Citizens . The Mayor and Aldermen ( on solemn dayes ) are in Scarlet , the number ( by Charter ) may not exceed eleven , nor under five ; to these is added a Recorder , who there with the Mayor is Justice of the Peace and Quorum , having the precedence of the two other Justices ; also a Town Clark , who every Leet-day ( twice in the year ) calls the Court , and it is kept in his Name , although Mayor , Aldermen , &c. present . And here ( I conceive it will not be improper , no Sally from the purpose , to observe the care here taken for the Poor , of which quality ( I suppose ) there are fewer then in any place ( for its bigness ) in the Kingdom , the yearly rate for the three Parishes , being under 30 l. per ann . which to some Strangers , hath , not being acquainted with the Custom and Method here taken ) seem'd wonderful , most People conjecturing the City to be poor , ( as indeed it cannot vaunt of many notoriously rich ) yet Providence , with the beneficent munificence of some of our English Monarques hath sufficiently provided for it , thereby they owing as little to their backs and bellies as any place I know of , yet no stupid Gormandizers neither ; for such care is taken that the wealthier sort eat their own Morsels , free from such importunate Clamours and Outcries as are too frequently seen in other places , that have a higher Celebration for Riches , this principally arising ( without doubt ) from Magistratical care , at every Quarter-Sale day wherein the poorer sort are not only kindly used ( beyond comparison ) but are also so tyed up , that they cannot squander away their good bargains , but are reserved in case of necessity to their needy Families . It is supplied and adorned for the Service of God with three Churches , dedicated to St. James , St. Michael , and St. Peter and Paul , the later justly challenging to its self the preheminence , for lightsomness , stateliness , and elegance of Structure , of all the Parochial Churches in the Kingdom , the Tower whereof is 162 foot high , in the upper loft whereof , is a noble Taunting , and Musical ring of Bells , whose loud Peals have been distinctly heard five , six , nay sometimes seven Miles distant . The Tenor is called Hopton ; mostly the gift of that Honorable Family , what wanted in their bounty , was supplyed by the City ; to this Tower are four several Stair-Cases , at each distinct corner one . This Stately Pile was begun in Henry the Sevenths time by one Oliver King , the then Bishop of the Diocess , but never ( by the iniquity of the times partly arising by the several changes ) could it arise to any perfection , till about the year 1606. God raised up Bishop Montague , Mr. Thomas Bellot , and other pious and generous Benefactors , by whose great bounty and good Example it now enjoys its present Splendor and Glory . In the Body whereof one thing is most remarkable , that although it be of a vast Dimension taking its height , bredth , and length , and lying uncovered for above 100 years , the Windows so large , the Walls so thin , ( that I presume many Mansion-houses equal it ) yet this Noble Pile , notwithstanding it hath no sloaping Buttresses , on the outside to support and strengthen it , which the great Churches usually have , shews no Flaw , Crack , not settling , but stands firm and entire , evidencing thereby , not only the profound Skill of the Architect , but the goodness of the Stone , whose quality is , when taken up green out of the Quarry , of such a softness , that a Pen-knife ( comparatively ) may work it , without turning its edge , but when exposed to any building in the open Air , nothing more lasting , nothing more permanent , for neither Age nor time can deface it , witness the whole Pile , which notwithstanding it hath stood near two Centuries , yet to this day , remains as firm and beautiful as at first , near the midst whereof , under an Arch to the Northward , lyes interred the Noble and Charitable Benefactor Bishop Montague , on whom his Executors ( his Brothers ) men of great Honor and Places , rear'd a stately Monument , answerable to the Dignity of that Honourable and Religious Prelate , over against this Noble Monument , the City in Testimony of the respects they owed to the then Rector Mr. John Pelling erected another to him , this Reverend Divine , notwithstanding he had a numerous Issue ; yet was so indefatigably zealous in forwarding the reparation of this Fabrick , that when at any time ( and that was not seldom in that generous and benefactory Age ) any Persons of Honour offer'd to him , as to his private , refused it with his , Non mihi sed Ecclesiae , which occasion'd that Motto over his Tomb , which self-denyal ( its possible ) the good God hath ( secondarily paid into his own bosom , by a blessing on his Posterity , who ( some of them especially ) notwithstanding the few mites they had to begin the World , have now the value of Talents in their Possession ; but this I take notice of , only for the Readers satisfaction , not for other Ministers Imitation . In the South-east Isle , is a pretty , somewhat stately , and doubt less conceited Monument , all of Free-stone , having Originally no Inscription , as to time , person , or quality , therefore vulgarly called the Speechless Monument , but now not so , for although the Tenant was ( possibly ) not willing to have any , yet the will of the Dead , as to that particular is sufficiently broken , for on the ground are many Stones , curiously and artificially Joyned together , these make the resemblance of a copped Chest , and is in length , bredth , and height , sufficient to receive an Ordinary Corps ; but it seems it was not the receptacle , if you believe the Scribled Inscription . Fancy may think one hid within this Tomb , But reason sayes his grave was Mothers Womb. Another . Nameless not Fameless , here one lyes , Believe not me , believe thine Eyes . That was answered thus , Nameless then Fameless , for how can Fame Attend that man that wants a known-by Name ? Anonymus here might very well share Fame With Alexander , bating but his Name . Harry Spicer like to Caesar and 't had nt spread , But Caesar's living , and Harry Spicer's dead . Then Name makes fame , and nothing else for Fame 'S no more in sense then a Recorded Name . But to prevent all future defacings by such scribling and scratching , one ( it seems ) had been so far acquainted with the name and quality of the there interred , that for these many years he hath silenc'd such Enormities by this Divulgation to the World. If any man my Name and Life enquire , Lichfield my Name , my Life was Musicks hire . Near over against this Monument is a neat little Chappel , under an Arch between the Isle and the Chancel , ( where formerly sate persons of the greater quality ) some of which ( I suppose ) though much of it is not so ; for curiosity in Stonework , is hardly to be match'd in England , 〈…〉 the last Prior here , and left his Fancy here in this Chappel , in the Abby-House , and in many other places in the City , being a Bird in a W. If any man my Name and Life enquire , Lichfield my Name , my Life was Musicks hire . But since I am on Fancies , I must not leave this Church without a Recital of some others in the Windows , numbred in all to 52. most given by Strangers Benefactors ( of which and all other charitable Donations there is a Vellum-Record on purpose kept in the Library ) The great Window in the Chancel ( where there is a greater in all dimensions I am yet to seek ) was totally the Gift of that worthy forenamed Gentleman Mr. Thomas Bellot fancying his name , being party-colour'd quarrels of Glass laid Bellot-wise one over and cross the other . There are three others ( though of smaller value ) one given by Mr. Malet of Enmore , with his Coat of Arms and Motto , Malet Meliora . Another by Mr. Biss of Spargrove , with his Coat and Motto , Bis fee lt sis foelix Bis : the third a Citizen of London who although ( peradventure ) he was not so accoutred from his Ancestors ; yet his generous liberality was equal in the Charge to the others ( unless the Coat made a difference ) for a Window he gave of the same magnitude , with his fancy of William Plumby , Here I was , This I did . I must not omit speaking somewhat of the Revenue of this Church , which indeed is but small , and that which is and hath been the Gifts of Protestant Benefactors , among whom , Dame Elizabeth Booth the Ancestors of that Noble and fully accomplish'd Gentleman the Lord de la ▪ Mere , exceeded all the Sons and Daughters of our Israel , by whose pious bounty ( with some additions the City made ) there is purchased in Land , to the yearly value of near 20 l. per annum , this seems but a small maintenance for so great a Building , yet with this , and with what else doth arise by breaking ground for Burial places , and for Monuments , it is as well kept in Repair as any Church I know of . But before I leave this Church , I shall leave with you these few observations ; First , that not any one ( that I know of ) not of the Religion professed and establish'd , gave one peny towards its Reparation ; Next for the honour of our Fathers , they were the Repairers , and that in the last place We their Survivours may not be branded of having so much Faith , that we have lost all Good Works , continue the Reparation , and that not Niggardly neither ; of which those famous Battlements and Pinacles , almost round , gives sufficient and pregnant Evidence . And now having done your Devotions , it is time I lead you to the Kings Bath , where as soon as you come down the great Stairs , you may behold the Stone-pavement and Battlements quite round it , the bounty of Sir Francis Stonor of Stonor ; and for that I have had some Reflections on Protestant Benefactors on the Church to give each Perswasion its due , this Gentleman was a Romanist , may not this therefore argue for them , that although they may be no Friends to the Church , yet they may be to the State ▪ And now behold one of the greatest Miracles in Nature : The Universe ( by Travellers general report ) not affording the like , whose Waters , ( granted by all hands to be as old as the Creation , keeping constantly one quantity and quality in the greatest Drought , not one drop less in appearance , nor in the greatest Flouds or Innundation any the More , experimentally made true by this unquestionable Evidence , the Waters filling it up to the usual height , which when the Sluces are carefully and exactly stopped , whether Summer or Winter , Drought or Floud , makes not one Minutes difference ; so that Dame Luna , that Puling Piss-Kitchin Planet with her Ebbings and Flowings , her Nepes and Spring-tides , hath no influence at all here , and no more then Reason , for these Waters all along have been and are * Aquae Solis , so Sol is solely predominant here , and Lord Paramount , whereby we are assured they partake of no other accidental Increase , by any Spring or soaking to contaminate , defile or dis-vertue it , which the cold Waters of Tunbridge , Epsom , Barnet , &c. cannot appropriate to themselves , if general report be true , they increasing and decreasing , according to Accident and Season ; but of this no more till I come to hint , and but to hint of them in another place . Now the quantity of these Waters arising in the Kings Bath ( there are none in the Queens although they are contiguous ) may ( as is supposed ) very well drive an Over-shot Mill , and the quality is as constant as the quantity , the Springs at their Ebullitions , as hot in December as in June , and therefore may ( with some more care for prevention of taking Cold ) be with much efficacy used in all Seasons of the year , which is very fit should be taken notice of , to remove a Vulgar Error , That these Waters are never useful nor seasonable but in the Summer . Among the many Springs in the Kings Bath , there is a principal one called the Hot-Spring , which is received by its self ( without Communication into a lead Cistern , and that so close , that it is impossible any Drop of the other Waters can intermingle , over this Spring and Cistern , is ( by the Order and Direction of an Honorable and Famous Physitian , a pump erecting , so that the Waters from its single Effluence shall by three several Conveyances , be distributed abroad in wonderful quantities , insomuch , that although the three pumps should be in perpetual agitation , yet this noble , and exuberant Spring will remain inexhaustible , the Vertues whereof Fame ( warranted by Experience ) hath justly Trumpetted forth to the world , insomuch , that they are not only made use of in the Bath , the several places of the City , and Neighborhood , but also in Bottles and Runlets at Bristol , Glocester , Worcester , nay , London it self . Among many its vertues , I shall give you an accompt of but a few , Take your proportion in the Morn , whether two , three , or more quarts , as may be prescribed you , for four , five , or six hours after you have drank them , you have no Thirst , whereas formerly , when they were not taken inwardly , the Bathers were so greatly afflicted with it , that many times weak heads have been near an intoxication in only endeavouring by taking in other potable Liquor ( moderately ) to quench it , and all the times these Soveraign Waters are in your body , although they may give you several Stools , yet it is without any rumbling in your body , or Laceration of your Guts , having a gentle and painless Operation , both by Urine and Siege ; the Concomitant whereof is an excellent Stomach , much better'd by walking and stirring your body after the drinking them , and still as your body empties , you may continue drinking more , the Waters being so innocent , that it is seldom or never heard , any complaint that a great quantity injured any one , and now ( as I said before ) they are never out of season , for that Stately new erected Cross in the Kings Bath is a defence and shelter as well from Winters blasts as Summers Sun , and there are many convenient Rooms for drinking of , and bathing in them , which may invite those that have occasion to make use of them at any season , especially since I shall give them this assurance , that although there may be to Winter-Bathers more expence in fuel , yet to recompence that , their Lodgings will be cheaper , and the Inhabitants are observed to be as active in their attendance , and as ready to take your Money , in hoary December , as in fragrant June . This being granted , I have often wonder'd so much people have neglected a suddain Repair hither , but to the loss of many of their Lives , Limbs , or both ; have delayed so long , and tamper'd so much , by taking undue courses in other places , that many times , when they come hither , they are so far past all hopes , that nothing but a Miracle can cure them , whereas seldom or never , any part hence ( that make early Application ) without some comfort , if not perfect cure or recovery . I cannot play the Emperick to tell you all the Maladies , and Diseases by Potion and Lotion they are effectually good for , only this ( to my own knowledge ) they are ( in some constitutions ) good against , and for avoiding the very Stone , of which there are proofs sufficient , among the many this one , The dearest Relation of the Author of these papers , was extreamly tormented with it for some years , never could she find any ease or comfort by any Skill or Direction of the ablest Physitian , till the great Physitian was pleased to put it into her head to make use of the Bath ; which in three or four times using , by bathing and drinking , divers Stones came from her , and that only in the time of her Bathing , and drinking , some whereof as big as Olive-Stones are yet in my Custody , and from that time to her dying day , ( which was some years ) was never troubled with it afterwards . For other ordinary Diseases , as Palsie , Dropsie , Sciatica , Rickets , and the like , the numberless number of Crutches that have from time to time been left behind , is a sufficient Testimony , some whereof yet hung up , remain as Trophies of Gods Mercies in their several Cures . And now in this place ( according to my promise ) and purpose ) I shall speak somewhat of the Cold Waters of Tunbridge , Epsom , &c. so much celebrated and drank of in and about London , wherein because I may be thought partial , I shall speak the less , in which let me desire an Observation whether or no since the drinking those Waters have been so much in use . The Griping of the Guts , a not only painful torturing , but Mortal Malady , hath not been more frequent now then in former times , it is easily found to be so by examination of the Weekly Bills , which plainly evidences , that of late more have been cast over the Perch , by this doleful Disease in one year , then ( giving allowance also for the growth of the City too proportionably ) in former Ages in seven , and those that will not appropriate that single Disease , besides some others that may be attributed to those Waters , are in their understandings ( I humbly conceive ) blind or wilfully obstinate , indeed how can it be otherwise but those cold and crude Springs , with their Nauseous soakings ( so averse to our English , and all Northern Constitutions ) lying so long in the Stomach , but must oppress , chill it , and destroy the Appetite , especially since it is granted there is many times a mixture of Rain waters , soaking through the several crannies of the Earth into them , adding an increase by Urine and Ordure , Humane and Belluine , plentifully shed thereabouts ; so that the Physick makes the Excrement , and ( Vicissim ) the Excrement the Physick , certainly it is so , those Springs being observed to be far more fluent in wet and cold Summers , then in the hot and dry , then if compounded Rain-waters , and such Soakings are of such vertues I suppose they may be had nearer home , but it can never win belief with me , that the drinking them is the sole Reason and Occasion of the great resort thither ; no , doubtless there is something else in it Meetings ; which if so , they that go thither on that Errand , do not amiss , let them enjoy and solace themselves there , no hurt , but when they are there , to drink the waters in such a prodigious manner and measure through wantonness , custom , or example , can by no man wishing well to the Nation be approved of . But Si Populus vult perire , quis vetet ? Sure this I am , that not above two or three years since , some sixteen miles distant from this City at a place called Alford , there was such another Spring found out , as I now am discoursing of ; never was there a greater resort to any place ( considering the small quantities of Waters it produced ) then thither so much reputation it had gained that much people had the patience to stay their turns ( for Gods mercies were much seen in that it was a ( pitifully ) barren Spring ) till they could be supplyed from the Well . This was then ( for that year only , for never before , nor never after , that I ever could here of ( it having ( paid the Drinkers off , sufficiently ) was it made use of ) the English Bethesda , but it was not the Angel of the Lord that stirred those Waters , but an evil one ; found so , by the Diseases and Mortality that seized on abundance of People , in a very short time after they had drank them ; insomuch , that ever since there is a Lord have Mercy written on the Door of him that made Merchandize of them . Hinc Subitae Mortes atque intestatus Senectus . And now I have done with the Cold Waters , when I have given you a sight of a Valedictory Bequest which a ( waggishly ) witty Gentleman ( who in the time of the late Wars , was with others rinsing his Hypochondriacks ) bestowed on Epsom . May all Carouses on this Green Be health and more to th' King and Queen ; But the Squirt , and scent in Field and City An Oblation to the Close Committee . To conclude , what I have said of the King and Queens Baths , I would be understood as to their Vertues ( Conjunctim aut divisim ) to be said of all . Only this , The Springs of the Cross Bath are not so hot as the Kings , nor so fluent ; neither those in the Hot Bath , the distinction being given it , in reference ( only ) that it is hotter the adjoyning Cross Bath ; all which Baths are so surrounded with such Noble Buildings for Reception , that they appear ( in respect of other places so remote from the Metropolis ) rather petty Palaces , then common Lodgings , Summ'd up in a pair of Heroicks by the Author hereof near an Age since , and may now with Candour seem no vain glory , or impertinence , to be inserted here , since they no wayes Hyperbolize the Convenience , Gallantry , nor Vertues of the Baths , nor City ; and being both made on accident not design , vindicates the Honour of our English Tongue , having fewer Letters in our own then the Latine , and yet as full significant and expressive as that . Balnea lympha Forum sic Templum Maenia Rivus Talia tam parva , nusquam sunt urbe reperta . Baths , Church , Rock-water , River , Hall Wall-round , Such in so little a City , no where found . Go and wash in Jordan seven times , and thy flesh shall come again to thee , and thou shalt be clean . Are not Abana and Pharphar rivers of Damascus , better then all the waters of Israel ? Then went he down , and dipped himself seven times in Jordan . and his flesh came again , like unto the flesh of a little Child , and he was clean , 11 Kings 1 Cap. THE APPENDIX , WIthout which a Pamphlet now a dayes , finds as as small acceptance as a Comedy did formerly , at the Fortune Play-house , without a Jig of Andrew Kein's into the bargain , therefore to temporize ( I pray take that word in the best sense ) I here present you with a Legendary one , and for caution , would not have you tye your faith too much on it , although ( I assure you ) it is Parti-par-pale , as our West-Countrey House-wives Orders their Puddings , with Vatt and Lean , this my Countrey-man ( to my knowledge ) dyed in East-India , on whom Padree Hatch bestowed this Epitaph , Here lyes Tom Coriat , Odcombe's pride , Who came to Surat , and here he dy'd . This famous person was not only a Well-wisher to the Mathematicks , but also a great Aristotelian peripatetick , and co-temporary with the great Gamaliel Signieur Crusado of Chu le grande , in or before Travails , having read much of * Jeoffrey Monmouth , especially in that which had reference to what was concern'd in the great Table hung up against the Wall in the Kings Bath ; dedicating it to old Jeoffreys Ghost , he bolts out in this Poetical Rapture , — Ludhudibras a Meazel Voule , did zend his zun a graezing , Who Vortuend hither vor to cum , and geed his Pigs sum peazun ; Poor Bladud he was Manger grown , his Dad , which Zum call Vaether , Zet Bladud Pig , and Pig Bladud , and zo they ved together Then Bladud did the Pigs invect , who grunting ran away And vound whot waters prezently , which made um vresh and gay . Bladud was not so grote a Vool , but zeeing what Pig nid doe , He beath'd and wash'd and rins'd and beath'd from Noddle down to toe . Bladud was now ( Gramercy Pig ) a delicate Vine boy , So whome he trudges to his Dad , to be his only Joy. And then he bilt this gawdy Town , and sheer'd his beard Spade-wayes , Which Voke accounted then a grace , though not so , now a days . Two Thowsand and vive hundred years , and thirty vive to that , Zince Bladud's zwine did looze their greaze , which we Moderns cal Vat : About that time it was alzo , that Ahob's zuns were hanged , And Jezabel their Mam ( curz'd deel ) caus'd Naboth be Stone-banged . Chee cud zay more , but c ham a veard , Voke will account this Vable , O Invidels if yee woon not me , yet chee pray believe the Table . Miscenter Saeria Nugis . Notes, typically marginal, from the original text Notes for div A31676-e420 * Anciently the Cities Name . Notes for div A31676-e1950 * The single Author that Bladud found out these Waters and Bath the City .