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Ballads, English -- Texts. 2003-09 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2003-10 SPi Global Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2003-11 John Latta Sampled and proofread 2003-11 John Latta Text and markup reviewed and edited 2003-12 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion Westminster-Drollery . Or , A Choice COLLECTION Of the Newest SONGS & POEMS BOTH AT Court and Theaters . BY A Person of Quality . With Additions . LONDON , Printed for H. Brome at the Gun in St. Paul Church Yard , near the West End. MDCLXXI . WESTMINSTER-DROLLERY . The first Song in the Ball at Court. 1. I Pass all my Hours in a shady old Grove , And I live not the day that I see not my Love : I survey every Walk now my Phillis is gone , And sigh when I think we were there all alone . O then 't is , O then I think there 's no such Hell , Like loving , like loving to well . 2. But each shade and each conscious Bow'r that I find , Where I once have been happy , and she has been kind , And I see the print left of her shape in the Green , And imagine the pleasure may yet come agen , O then 't is , O then I think no joy's above The pleasures , the pleasures of love . 3. While alone to my self I repeat all her charms , She I love may be lock'd in another mans arms : She may laugh at my cares , and so false she may be , To say all the kind things she before said to me . O then 't is , O then I think there 's no such Hell , Like loving , like loving too well . 4. But when I consider the truth of her heart , Such an innocent passion , so kind , without art , I fear I have wrong'd her , and hope she may be So full of true love , to be jealous of me . O then 't is , O then I think no joys above The pleasures , the pleasures of Love. The second Song in the Masque at Court. 1. A Lover I am , and a Lover I 'le be , And hope from my Love I shall never be free . Let wisdom be blam'd in the grave woman-hater , Yet never to love , is a sin of ill nature : But he who loves well , and whose passion is strong , Shall never be wretched , but ever be young . 2. With hopes and with fears , like a Ship in the Ocean , Our hearts are kept dancing , and ever in motion . When our passion is pallid , and our fancy wou'd sail , A little kind quarrel supplies a fresh gale : But when the doubt's clear'd , and the jealousi's gone , How we kiss , and embrace , and can never have done . A Song at the King's House . 1. HOw hard is a heart to be cur'd That is once overwhelm'd with despair , 'T is a pain by force is endur'd , Despises our pity , and scoffs at our fear : But if nothing but Death shall untie Those fetters wherewith you enslave me , For your sake I am ready to try If you are unwilling to leave me , Then I am not unwilling to die . 2. How much were it better complying With the tears , the sighs , and the groans Of a poor distrest Lover dying , And list to the cries of his pitiful moans : When your Slave shall in triumph be led To see the effects of good nature , It shall for your honour be sed , 'T is true you have kill'd a poor Creature , Yet have rais'd him again from the dead . 3. Though your heart be as cold as the ice is , At one time or other you 'l find , That love has a thousand devices To banish could thoughts from your scrupulous mind . Thy aid mighty Iove I implore , That thou to the fair one discover , The joys I have for her in store , Which she to her passionate Lover Will say , shee 'll be cruel no more . A Song at the Kings House . 1. CLoris , let my passion ever , Be to you as I design : Flames so noble , that you never Saw the like till you knew mine . 2. Not a breath of seigned passion From my lips shall reach your ears ; Nor this love that 's now in fashion ; Made of modest sighs and tears . 3. In my breast a room so sitting For your heart I will prepare , That you 'l never think of quitting , Were you once but harbour'd there . 4. The Rent's not great that I require From your heart , mine to repay : Fortitude's all I desire To keep your lodging from decay . 5. Fairest Saint , then be not cruel , Nor to love me count i● sin ; Since a smile from you is fewel , For to keep this fire in . 6. When I am forc'd by death or age , From your flames for to retire , All true Lovers I 'll engage Still my passion to admire . The last Song at the Kings House . 1. A Wife I do hate , For either she 's false , or she 's jealous ; But give me a Mate That nothing will ask or tell us : She stands on no terms , Nor chaffers by way of Indenture ; Her love 's for your Farms , But takes the kind man at a venture . 2. If all prove not right , Without Act , Process , or Warning , From a Wife for a night You may be divorc'd in the morning . Where Parents are slaves Their Brats cannot be any other ; Great Wits and great Braves Have alwayes a P●nk to their M●ther . A Song . 1. WEr'● thou but half so wise as thou art fair , Thou would'st not need such courting , 'T will prove a loss you 'll ne'er repair , Should you still defer your sporting . This peevish shall I , shall I , you 'll repent , When your spring is over , Beauties after — math — no kind friends hath To gratifie a Lover . 2. Perhaps you may think 't is a sin to deal , Till Hymen doth authorize you : Though the Gods themselves sweet pleasure steal , That to coyness thus advise you . Pox upon the Link-boy and his Taper , I 'll kiss , although not have you , 'T was an Eunuch wrote all the Text that you quote , And the Ethicks that inslave you . 3. I am sure you have heard of that sprightly Dame That with Mars so often traded , Had the God but thought she had been to blame , She had surely been degraded . Nor is blind Cupid less esteemed For the sly tricks of his Mother , For men do adore that Son of a Whore , As much as any other . 4. 'T is plain antiquity dothlie Which made Lucretia squeamish ; For that which you call Chastity . Upon her left a blemish : For when her Paramour grew weak , Her passion waxed stronger , For the Lecherous Drab her self did stab 'Cause ●arquin staid no longer . 5. Then away with this Bugbear Vice , You are lost if that you fly me , In Ell●ium ( if you here are nice ) You never shall come nigh me : Hell for V●stals is a Cloyster I don't run doting thither , For the pleasant shades are for her that trades : Let 's truck and go together . A late Song by a Person of Quality . 1. ALas , what shall I do ? I have taken on me now To make a Song , I vow ; O wo is me : I am commanded to 't , I dare nor stand it out , Though I am put to th' rout , it must be : Thou shalt do 't , then stand to 't , I 'll set my Muse 〈◊〉 fo● With a good chirping Cup , There may some hidden Mine , spring from the jui●● of wine ▪ Then take 't and drink it up . 2. Pox on 't , it will not do , I must have t'other too , I claim it as my due , and must love't ; For where the Land is dry , the good Husband he doth hi● To bring the water nigh to improve't . He●e's the use of the Juice , open me then the sluce , And deny my wit in grain ; That Skull 's ne'er empty that takes it in plenty , It 's the only spring of the brain . 3. Madam now you may see what obedience is in me , I have done what may be to obey , I have set my Muse on foot , with the sprightly grape to boot , Your Commands made me do 't , they must sway : If my pate soon or late , shall bring forth some conceit , To you my wit I owe. If I do fall flat , it s because , mark you that , I am a Cup to low . If I spake sense enough , or did speak but stuff , All is alike to me ; I 'll never pause upon 't , you were the cause on 't , And that 's my Apologie . Silvia . Made by a Person of Honour . But the Answer and Reply lately added . SIlvia , tell me how long it will be Before you will grant my desire : Is there no end of your crueltie , But must I consume in this fire ? You 'll not tell me you love me , nor yet that you hate , But take pleasure in seeing me languish Ah Silvia pity my desperate state , For you are the cause of my anguish : Her ANSWER . DAmon , I tell thee I never shall be In a humour to grant thy desire ; Nor can I be tax'd with crueltie , Having one that I more do admire . For 't is him that I love , and thee that I hate , Yet I find you fain would be doing ; No , Damon , you never shall be my Mate , Then prethee , Friend , leave off thy wooing . His REPLY . SILVIA know , I never shall more Be a Suitor to pride and disdaining , Nor can my respects be as heretofore , Being now in the time of their waining : For I prize not thy love , nor I fear not thy hate , Then prethee take it for a warning , Whenever you meet with another mate , Faith Silvia leave off your scorning . A Song at the Kings House . 1. WHere-ever I am , and whatever I do , My Phillis is still in my mind : When angry , I mean not to Phillis to go , My feet of themselves the way find . Unknown to my self , I am just at her door , And when I would rail , I can bring out no more . Than , Phillis too fair and unkind . Than , Phillis too fair and unkind . 2. When Phillis I see , my heart burns in my brest , And the love I would stifle is shown , But asleep or wake , I am never at rest , When from mine eyes Phillis is gone . Sometimes a sweet dream does delude my sad mind , But alas when I wake , and no Phillis I find , Then I sigh to my self all alone , Then I sigh to my self all alone . 3. Should a King be my Rival in her I adore , He should offer his treasure in vain , O let me alone to be happy and poor , And give me my Phillis again : Let Phillis be mi●e , and ever be kind , I' could to a Desart with her be confin'd , And envy no Monarch his Reign , And envy no Monarch his Reign . 4. Alas ! I discover too much of my love , And she too well knows her own power ; She makes me each day a new Martyrdom prove , And makes me grow jealous each hour . But let her each minute torment my poor mind , I had rather love Phillis both false and unkind , Then ever be freed from her power , Then ever be freed from her power . The Coy Lady slighted at last . 1. POor Celia once was very fair , A quick bewitching eye she had , Most neatly look'd her braided hair , Her lovely cheeks would make you mad● Upon her Lips did all the Graces play , And on her Breasts ten thousand Cupids lay . 2. Then many a doting Lover came , From seventeen unto twenty one : Each told her of his mighty flame , But she forsooth affected none ; This was not handsome , t'other was not fine ; This of Tobacco s●elt , and that of Wine . 3. But t'other day it was my fate To pass along that way alone : I saw no Coach before her Gate , But at her door I heard her moan , And dropt a tear , and sighing seem'd to say , Young Ladies marry , marry while you may . A Song at the Kings House . 1. WOrld thou art so wicked grown , That thy deceits I must disown , Since Knaves from honest men cannot be known , So general is Distraction : 2. Men that are grave and should be wise , In their opinions are so precise , That always they turn up the whites of their eyes , When plotting some other faction . Conventicles are grown so rife , Whose followers are so many , There 's so much gathered for their relief , Poor Cavaliers cannot get any . Wit without money is such a curse , No Mortal would be in its Clutches : And he that hath one without t'other is worse Than a Cripple without his Crutches . A Song by a Person of Quality . HOld , hold , and no further advance , For I 'm cast i● a Trance , If an inch more you give , I 'm not able to live , Then draw back your Lance. So now 't is pretty well my Love , Yet if you will , You may somewhat further shove , But do not kill . I die , I die , my breath 's almost gone ; Pray let me sleep , and I 'll wake anon . A Rhodomantade on his cruel Mistress . SEek not to know a woman ; for she 's worse Than all Ingredients cram'd into a Curse . Were she but ugly , prevish , proud , a Whore , Perjur'd or painted , so she were no more , I could forgive her , and connive at this , Alledging still she but a VVoman is : But she is worse , and may in time forestal , The Devil , and be the damning of us all . A SONG . A Dialogue between two Friends . Tune , How severe is forgetful old age . R. HOw unhappy a Lover am I , VVh●lst I sigh for my Phyllis in vain , All my hopes of delight are another mans right , VVho is happy whilst I am in pain . W. 2. Since her honour affords no relief , As to pity the pains which you bear , It 's the best of your Fate in a helpless estate , To give over betimes to despair . R. 3. I have tried the false Medicine in vain , Yet I wisht what I hope not to win , From without my desires has no food to its fires , But it burns and consumes me within . W. 4. Yet at best it 's a comfort to know That you are not unhappy alone ; For the Nymph you adore is as wretched or more , And accounts all your sufferings her own . R. 5. O you Powers let me suffer for both , At the feet of my Phyllis I 'll lie , I 'll resign up my breath , and take pleasure in death , To be pitied by her when I die . W. 6. What her honour deny'd you in life , In her death she will give to her love : Such a flame as is true after fate will renew , For the souls do meet freely above . A SONG call'd The Injur'd Lady . 1. O You powerful Gods , if I must be An injur'd Offering to Loves Deity , Grant my Revenge , this Plague on men , That Women ne'r may love agen . Then I 'll with joy submit unto my Fate , Which by your Iustice gives your Empire date . 2. Depose that great insulting Tyrant Boy , Who most is pleas'd when he does most destroy : O let the world no longer govern'd be By such a blind and childish Deity . For if you Gods are in your Power severe , We shall adore you not for Love but Fear . 3. But if you 'l his Divinity maintain , ( 'T is men , false men , confirm his tott'ring re●gn ) And when their hearts Loves greatest torment prove Let that no pity , but our laughter move . Thus scorn'd and lost to all their wisht for aim , Let rage , despair , and death consume their flame . The Wooing Rogue . The Tune ●s , My Freedom is all my Ioy. 1. COme live with me , and be my Whore , And we will be● from door to door , Then under a hedge we 'l sit and louse us , Until the Beadle comes to rouse us , And if the●'l give us no relief , Thou shalt turn Whore and I 'l turn Thief . Thou shalt turn Whore and I 'l turn Thief . 2. If thou canst rob , then I can steal , And we 'l eat Roast-meat every meal : Nay , we 'l eat White-bread every day , And throw our mouldy Crusts away , And twice a day we will be drunk , And then at night I 'l kiss my Punk . And then at night I 'l kiss my Punk . 3. And when we both shall have the Pox , We then shall want both Shirts and Smocks , To shift each others mangy hide , That is with Itch so pockifi'd ; VVe 'l take some clean ones from a hedge , And leave our old ones for a pledge . And leave our old ones for a pledge . A Song at the Kings House . 1. HOw severe is forgetful old age , To confine a poor Lover so , That I almost despair to see even the air , Much more my dear Damon , hey ho. 2. Though I whisper my sighs out alone , Yet I am trac'd where-ever I go , That some treacherous Tree keeps this old man from me And there he counts every hey ho. 3. How shall I this Argus blind , And so put an end to my wo ? But whilst I beguile all his frowns with a smile , I betray my self with a hey ho. 4. My restraint then , alas , must endure ; So that since my sad doom I know , I will pine for my Love like the Turtle-Dove , And breath out my life in hey ho. A Song at the King's House . 1. NEver perswade me to 't , I vow I live not : How canst thou Expect a life in me , Since my Soul is sled to thee ? You suppose because I walk , And you think talk , I therefore breath , alas , you know Shades as well as men do so . 2. You may argue I have heat , My pulses beat , My sighs have in them living fire . Grant your Argument be truth , Such heats my youth In●lame , as poysons do only prepare To make death their follower . A Song . FArewel , farewel fond love , under whose childish whip I have serv'd out a weary Prenticeship . Farewel , thou that hast made me thy scorn'd property , To dote on those that lov'd not , And to sly those that woo'd me : Go bane of my content , and practise on some other Patient . 2. My woful Monument shall be a Cell , The murmur of the purling Brook my knell ; And for my Epitaph the Rocks shall groan Eternally : if any ask this Stone , What wretched thing doth in this compass lie , The hollow Echo shall reply , 'T is I , 'T is I. The hollow Echo shall reply , 'T is I. Farewel , farewel . A Song at the King's House . 1. HAve I not told thee , dearest mine , That I destroy'd should be ? Unhappy , though the crime was thine , And mine the misery : Thou art not kind , ther 's none so blind As those that will not see . 2. Have I not sigh'd away my breath In homage to thy beauty : What have I got but certain death , A poor reward for duty . Well , when I 'm gone you 'l ne'r have one That will prove half so true t' ye . 3. Have I not steep'd my soul in tears , When thou didst hardly mind it ? But rather added to my fears , When love should have declin'd it ? VVhich in this breast , I hope for rest , But now despair to sind it . 4. O that I could but sound thy heart , And fathom but thy mind : Then would I search thy better part , And force thee to be kind : But now I 'm lost , and here am crost , 'T is they that hide must find . 4. If pity then within thy heart Doth own a residence , Vouchsafe to read my tragick part , And plead my innocence : Then when I 'm dead , it may be said , 'T was love was my offence . 5. But since thy will is to destroy , I dare not mercy crave , But kindly thank my fate , and joy I liv'd to die thy Slave : Then exercise those killing eyes , And frown me to my grave : A Song . LOve , fare thee well , Since no love can dwell In thee , that in hatred dost all excel . 2. All Love is blind , Yet none more unkind , Than those that repay Love with a proud mind . 3. Love that 's Divine , Is not Love like to mine , Since she doth laugh , when I do repine . Then gent●e Love for Loves own sake , Sigh loving Soul , and break heart , break . A Song . 1. MAny declare what torments there are , Yet none ever felt so much of despair : No love can tell how high my griefs swell . O curs'd be the pride that reduc'd me to Hell. 2. My heart is on fire , whilst I do admire That you with disdain requite my desire : All must cease , that my flames may increase , And curs'd be the pride that murther'd my peace . A Song at the Kings House . BRight Celia , know 't was not thine eyes Alone that first did me surprize ; The Gods use seldom to dispense To your Sex Beauty and Conscience ; If then they have made me untrue , The fault lies not in me , but you : Sure 't is no crime to break a Vow , When we are first I know not how . 2. You press me an unusual way , To make my Song my Love betray : Yet fear you 'l turn it to a jest , And use me as y 'ave done the rest Of those sad Captives which complain , Yet are enamour'd of their slame : And though they die for love of you , Dare neither love nor you pursue . 3. If love be sin , why live you then To make so many guilty men ? Since 't is not in the power of Art To make a Brest-plate for the heart : Since 't is your eyes Loves Shafts convey Into our souls a secret way ; Where if once sixt , no Herb nor Charm Can cure us of our inward harm . A Song . 1. ALl the flatteries of Fate , And the glories of State , Are nothing so sweet as what Love doth create : If Love you deny , 'T is time I should die ; Kind Death 's a reprieve when you threaten to hate . 2. In some shady Grove Will I wander and rove , With Philomel and the Disconsolate Dove : With a down-hanging wing Will I mournfully sing The Tragick events of Unfortunate Love. 3. With our plaints we 'l conspire For to heighten Loves fire , Still vanquishing life , till at last we expire : But when we are dead , In a cold leafy bed Be interr'd with the D●rge of this desolate Q●ire . A Song at the Kings House . 1. LOve that is skrew'd a pitch too high , May speak , but with a squeeze will die : The solid Lover knows not how To play the Changeling with his Vow : Small sorrows may find vent , and break , Great ones will rather burst than speak . Such is my fortune when my Flora frowns , Not only me , but she the world will drown . 2. Thus am I drench'd in misery , Yet hope she may be kind to me : I , but 't is long first , could she but restrain Those kindnesses which I 'd be glad to gain , She 'l surely do'● : if so , it shall be known I lov'd her for her own sake , not my own . Thus will I live and die , and so will be Exemplary to all Posterity . A Song . 1. WHat care I though the world reprove My bold , my over-daring love : Ignoble minds themselves exempt From int'rest in a brave attempt . 2. The Eagle soaring to behold The Sun aray'd in flames of gold , Regards not though she burns her wings , Since that rich sight such pleasure brings . 3. So feel I now my smiling thought To such a resolution brought , That it contemns all grief and smart , Since I so high have plac'd my heart . 4. And if I die , some worthy Spirits To future times shall sing my merits , That easily did my life despise , Yet ne'r forsook my enterprise . 5. Then shine bright S●n , and let me see The glory of thy Majesty : I wish to die , so I may have Thy look , my death ; thine eye , my grave . A Song . 1. BUrn and consume , burn wretched heart , Unhappy in extremes thou art : If dying looks serve not thy turn , To say thy Beauty makes me burn , 2. From thoughts inslam'd pale colours fume Into my face , and it consume : O my poor heart , what charms thee so , That thy afflicted face lets know , 3. Yet will not tell who murthers thee , But yet will still a Lover be : Who hides my Phenix eyes , that she , Whom I adore thus cannot see , 4. How I for her am made a prey To sorrow : and do pine away : O foolish c●stom and vile use , My silence now deserves no truce . A Song at the Dukes House . O Fain would I before I die Bequeath to thee a Legacy : That thou maist say , when I am gone , None had my heart but thee alone : Had I as many hearts as hairs , As many lives as Lovers fears , As many lives as years have hours , They all and only should be yours . Dearest , before you condescend To entertain a bosom Friend , Be sure you know yo●r servant well , Before your liberty you sell : For love 's a fire in young and old , 'T is sometimes hot , and sometimes cold ; And men you know that when they please , They can be sick of Loves disease . Then wisely chuse a Friend that may Last for an age , and not a day ; Who loves thee not for lip or eye , But for thy mutual sympathy . Let such a Friend thy heart engage , For he will comfort thee in age , And kiss thy furrow'd wrinkled brow VVith as much joy as I do now . A Song called , And to each pretty Lass we will give a green Gown . 1. THus all our life long we are frolick and gay , And instead of Court-revels , we merrily play At Trap , at Rules , and at Barly-break run : At Goff , and at Foot-ball , and when we have done These innocent sports , we 'l laugh and lie down , And to each pretty L●ss We will give a green Gown . 2. We teach our little Dogs to fetch and to carry : The Partridge , the Hare , the Pheasant's our Quarry : The nimble Sqirrils with cudgels we 'l chase , And the little pretty Lark we betray with a Glass . And when we have done , &c. 3. About the May-pole we dance all in a round , And with Garlands of Pinks and Roses are crown'd ▪ Our little kind tribute we chearfully pay To the gay Lord and the bright Lady o' th' May. And when we have done , &c. A Song . 1. ON the bank of a Brook as I sa●e fishing , Hid in the Oziers that grew on the side : Iover-heard a Nymph and Shepherd wishing , No time nor fortune their Love might divide . To Cupid and Venus each offer'd a Vow , To love ever as they lov'd now . 2. O , said the Shepherd , and sigh'd , What a pleasure Is Love conceal'd betwixt Lovers alone ? Love must be secret , for like fairy treasure , When 't is discover'd 't will quickly be gone . For Envy and Iealousie , if it will stay , Would , alas soon make it decay . 3. Then let us leave this world and care behind us , Said the Nymph , smiling , and gave him her hand All alone , all alone , where none shall find us , In some fair Desart we 'l seek a new Land , And there live from Envy and Iealousie free , And a World to each other we 'll be . A Song . 1. CEllamina , of my heart None shall e'●e bereave you : If by your good leave I may Quarrel with you once a day I will never leave you . 2. Passion 's but an empty name , Where respect is wanting ; Damon , you mistake your aim , Hang your heart , and dam your slame , If you must be ranting . 3. Love as pale and muddy is , As decaying Liquor : Anger sets it on the Lees , And resines it by degrees , Till it w●rks it quicker . 4. Love by anger to beget , Wisely you endeavour , With a grave Physician wit , Who to cure an ague fit , Puts me in a Feavour . 5. Anger rowseth Love to fight , And its only bait is , 'T is the guide to dull delight , And is but an eager bite When desire at height is . 6. If such drops of heat do fall , In our wooing weather , If such drops of heat do fall , We shall have the Devil and all , When we come together . A Song at the Kings house . BEneath a Mirtle shade , Which none but Love for happy Lovers made , I slept , and streight my Love before me brought Phillis , the object of my waking thought . Undrest she came , my flames to meet , Whilst Love strew'd flowers beneath her feet : Flowers , that so prest by her , became more sweet . 2. From the bright Virgins head , A careless Veil of Lawn was loosely spread ▪ From her white Temple fell her shady hair , Like cloudy Sun-shine , not too brown nor fair , Her hands , her lips did love inspire , Her every Grace my heart did fire , But most her eyes , that languish with desire . 3. Ah charming Fair , said I , How long can you my bliss deny ? By nature and by Love this lovely shade Was for revenge of suffering Lovers made Silence and shades with Love agree . Both shelter you and favour me : You cannot blush , bec●use I cannot see . 4. No , let me die , she said , Rather than lose the spotless name of Maid . Faintly methought she spoke ; for all the while She bid me not believe her , with a smile . Then die , said I : She still denied , And yet , Thus , thus she cry'd , You use a harmless Maid , and so she died . 5. I wak'd , and straight I knew I lov'd so well , it made my dream prove true . Fancy the kinder Mistris of the two . I fancy I had done what Phillis would not do ▪ Ah cruel Nymph , cease your disdain , Whilst I can dream you scorn in vain , Asleep or waking , I must ease my pain . The disconsolate Lover . 1. AS I lay all alone on my ●ed slumbring , Thinking my restless soul to repose , All my thoughts they began then to be numbring Up her disdainings , the cause of my woes ; That so encreast my dolour and pain , I fear I never shall see her again : Which makes me sigh , and sobbing cry , O my Love , O my Love , for thee I die . 2. When this fair cruel She I first saw praying Within the Temple unto her Saint , Then mine eyes every look my heart betraying , Which is the cause of my doleful complaint , That all my joys are quite sled and gone : And I in sorrow am now lef● alone : Which makes me sigh , and sobbing cry , O my Love , O my Love , for thee I die . 3. Then farew●l ev'ry thing that sounds like pleasure , And welcome Death the cure of my sma●t . I deem'd first sight of her , I grasp'd a treasure ; But wo is me , it has broken my heart : For now my Passing-bell calls away , And I with her no longer must stay : Which makes me sigh , and sobbing cry , O my Love , O my Love , for thee I die . The subtil and coy Girl . The Tune , Silvia tell me how long it will be . 1. WHy should my Celia now be coy , In denying to yield me those Graces Which we did formerly both enjoy In our amorous mutual embraces ? She 'l not give me a reason , But shews me a frown Is enough to destroy a poor Lover . Ah Celia , once I did think thee mine own , But now I my folly discover . 2. Is it because I have been so kind At all times to feed thy desire In Presents and Treats , thou hast chang'd thy mind , And left me like Dun in the Mire ? Or else is't because thou dost Think my Estate Is too mean to uphold thee in Brav'ry ? Know Celia , 't is not so much out of date To force me endure so much slav'ry . 3. Or is 't because thou wilt follow the mode , Since most are addicted to changing , thou 'dst only get thee a name abroad , I being more famous for ranging . Nay Celia , more this truth thou woo'●●ind , I therefore advise thee be wary , When ever thou ge●st thee a Mate to thy mind , He 'l play thee the same fagary . The Drawing of Valentines The tune , Madams Iig . 1. THere was , and there was , And I ma●●y was there , A Crew on S. Valentines Eve did meet together , And every Lad had his particular Lass there , And drawing of Valentines caused their Coming thither . Then Mr. Iohn drew Mrs. Ione f●●st , Sir. And Mrs. Ione would fain a drawn Iohn an' she Durst , Sir. So Mr. William drew Mrs. Gillian the next , Sir ; And Mrs. Gillian not drawing of William , Was vex't , Sir , 2. They then did jumble all in the ha● together , And each did promise them to draw 'em fair Sir : But Mrs. Hester vow'd that she had rather Draw Mr. Kester then any that was there Sir : So Mr. Kester drew with Mrs. Hester then Sir : And Mrs. Hester drew Mr. Kester agen Sir : And Mr. Harry drew Mrs. Mary featly , And Mrs. Mary did draw Mr. Harry as neatly . 3. They all together then resolved to draw Sir , And every one desir'd to draw their Friend Sir ; But Mr. Richard did keep 'em so in aw Sir , And told 'em then they ne're should make an end Sir , So Mr. Richard drew Mrs. Bridget squarely , And Mrs. Bridget drew Mr. Richard as fairly : But Mr. Hugh drew Mrs. Su but slily , And Mrs. Su did draw Mr. Hugh as wily . 4. Thus have you heard o' th' twelve that lately drew Sir : How every one would fain their Friend have drawn And now there 's left to draw but four o'●h crew Sir , And each did promise his Lass an ell of Lawn Sir. So Mr. Watty drew Mrs. Katy but slightly , And Mrs. Katy did draw Mr. Watty as lightly : But Mr. Thomas in drawing of Annis too fast Sir. Made Mrs. Annis to draw Mr. Thomas at last Sir. 5. And there is an ●nd , and an and , and an end of my Song , Sir , Of Ionne and Iony , and William and Gillian too Sir , To Kester and Hester , and Harry and Mary belong Sir , Both Richard and Bridget , and Hugh , and honest Sue , Sir , But Watty and Katy , and Thomas and Annis here , Sir. Are the only four that now do bring up the Rear Sir : Then ev'ry one i'●h ' Tavern cry amain Sir , And staid till drawing there had fill'd their brain , Sir. A late and true story of a furious Scold , served in her kind . The tune , Step stately . 1. WAs ever man so vex'd with a Trull , As I poor Anthony since I was wed , For I never can get my belly full , But be●o●e I have supp'd , I must hasten to bed : Or else she 'l begin to scold and to brawl , And to call me Puppy and Cuckold and all Yet she with her Cromes must trole it about , Whilest I in my Kennel must snore it out . 2. I once did g● to drink with a Friend , But she in a trice did fetch me away : We both but two pence a piece did spe●d , Yet it prov'd to me Execution day ; For she flew in my face , and call'd me fool , And comb'd my head with a three-legg'd stool : Nay , she furnisht my face with so many scratches . That for a whole month 't was cover'd with patches 3. Whatever money I get in the day , To keep her in quiet I give her at night , Or else shall license her tongue to play For two or three hours just like a spright . Then to the Cupbord Pilga●lick must hie , To seek for some Crusts that have long lain dry : So I steep 'um in ●kim-milk until they are wet , And commonly this is the Supper I get . 4. And once a month , for fashion sake , She gives me leave to come to her bed ; But most that time I must lie awake , Left she in her fits should knock me o'th'hea● . But for the Bed I do lie on my self , You 'd think ' ●were as soft as an Oaken shelf ; For the Tick it is made of Hempen-hurds : And yet for all this I must give her good words . 5. We commonly both do piss in a Pan , But the Cullender once was set in the place : She then did take it up in her hand , And floune't it out on my stomach and face . I told her then she urin'd beside , But she cay'd me Rogue , and told me I lied , And swore it was not up to her thumb , Then threw she the pan in the middle of the room . 6. Then a Maid that was my Sweet heart before Did come to the house to borrow a Pail : I kist her but once , and I thought on'● no more , But she flew in her face with tooth and nail : But the Wench she stood to her , and claw'd her about , That for a whole fortnight she never stirr'd out ; For her eyes were so swell'd , and her face was so ●ore That I never saw Jade so mangled before . 7. She then did bid me drop in her eyes A Sovereign Water sent her that day , But I had a Liquor I more did prize , Made of Henbane and Mercury s●eep'd in Whey : I dropt it in and nointed her fa●e , Which br●ught her into a most Devillish case : For she ●ore and she ranted , and well she might ; For a●ter that time she 〈◊〉 had sight . 8. I then did get her a Dog and a Bell , To lead her about from place to place : And now 't is , Husband , I hope you are well ; But before it was Cucko●d and Rogue to my face ; Then blest be that Henbane and Mercury strong , That made such a change in my wives tongue . You see 't is a Medicine certain and sure , For the cure of a Scold , but I 'le say no more . A Song on the Declensions . The tune is , Shackle de hay . MY Mistris she is fully known To all the five declensions , She 'l seize 'em singly one by one , To take their true Dimensions . She ne'er declin'd yet any man , Yet they 'l decline her now and then , In spight of her Inventions . 2. First Musa is her Mothers name , And haec does still attend her : She is a hujus burley Dame , Though huic be but slender : Yet she 'l have a hanc on every man , And hac him to do what he can , Unless they do befriend her . 3. Magister was her Father too , And hic is still his man Sir , Nay si●ius is her Son also , And Dominus her Grandsire : Nay Lucus , Agnus , and that Lamb-like crew , She 'l call 'em hunc's , I and hoc●s 'em too , Do all that e'er they can Sir. 4. Next she 's to lapis very kind , As honest hic has sed Sir ; For she 's to precious stones inclin'd Full long before she was wed Sir ▪ Which made her Parents often say , That hic and haec both night and day , Was forc'd to watch her bed Sir. 5. She beat poor manus with a Cane , Though he did often hand her From Whetstones-Park to Parkers-Lane , And was her constant Pandor . Yet give him man● busses when That she could get no other men , That he could not withstand her . 6. 'Bout noon she 'd with Meridies dine , And sup , and bed him too Sir : She 'd make poor facies to her incline , In spight of all he could do Sir. She day by day would dies pledge , Which set poor acies teeth an edge , And often made him spew Sir , 7. Thus have I shew'd her Kindred here , And all her dear Relations , As Musa , Lapis , Magister , And all their antick fashions . Meridies , Manus , and Felix too Are happy that they never knew Any of all her station● . A Song of the three degrees of comparison . The tune , And 't is the Knave of Clubs ●ears all the sway . MY Mistris she loves Digni●ies , For she has taken three degrees : There 's no comparison can be made With her in all her subtile Trade . She 's positively known a Whore , And superlatively runs on score . 2. And first I Positive her call , 'Cause she 'l be absolute in all : For she 's to du●us very hard , And with sad tristis often jan'd : Which happily made Felix say ▪ Sweet dulcis carried all away . 3. Next she 's call'd Comparative , For she 'l compare to any alive , For scolding , whoring , and the rest : Of the Illiberal Sciences in her breast : She 'l drink more hard than durlor . Though he would harder drink before . 4. Then she 's call'd Superlative ; 'Cause she 'l her Pedigree derive , Not from Potens or Potentior , The Mighty , or the Mightier : But from Potentissimus , Not bonus , melior , but Optimus . 5. Thus have I shew'd my Mistress t' ye , And gradually in each degree : How shew is Positive to some , Comparative when others come , Superlative even over all , Yet underneath her self will fall . The kind Husband , but imperious Wife . The first part of the Tune his , and the latter part hers . M. 1. WIfe , prethee come give me thy hand now , And sit thee down by me : There 's never a man in the Land now Shall be more loving to thee . W. 2. I hate to sit by such a Drone , Thou li●st like a Hog in my Bed : I had better a lain alone , For I still have my Maiden-head . M. 3. Wife , what wouldst thou have me to do now , I think I have plaid the man : But if I were ruled by you now , You 'd have me do more than I can . W. 4. I make you do more than you can ? You lie like a Fool God wot : When I thought to have found thee a man. I found thee a fumbling Sot. M. 5. Wife , prethee now leave off thy ranting , And let us both agree ; There 's nothing else shall be wanting , If thou wilt be ruled by me . W. 6. I will have a Coach and a man : And a Saddle Horse to ride ; I also will have a Sedan , And a Footman to run by my side . M. 7. Thou shalt have all this , my dear wife , And thou shalt bear the sway , And I 'l provide thee good chear , wife , 'Gainst thou com'st from the Park or a Play : W. 8. I 'll have every month a new Gown , And a Peticoat dy'd in grain , Of the modishest Silk in the Town , And a Page to hold up my Train . M. 9. Thou shalt have this too , my sweet wife , If thou'dst contented be , Or any thing else that is meet wife , So that we may but agree . W. 10. I will have a Gallant or two , And they shall be handsom men : And I 'll make you to know your Cue , When they come in and go out agen . M. 11. Methinks a couple's to few , wife , Thou shalt have three or four , And yet I know thou'dst be true , wife , Although thou hadst half a score . W. 12. I will have as many as I please , In spite of your teeth , you fool , And when I 've the Pocky Disease , 'T is thou shalt empty my stool . M. 13. Why how now you brazen-fac'd Harlot , I 'l make you to change your note , And if ever I find you snarl at My actions , I 'l bang your Coat . 14. Nay , I 'l make you to wait , you Flaps , At Table till I have din'd , And I 'll leave you nothing but scraps , Until I do find you more kind . W. 15. Sweet Husband , I now cry Peccavi , You know we women are frail ; And for the ill words that I gave ye , Ask pardon , and hope to prevail . For now I will lie at your foot . Desiring to kiss your hand : Nay , cast off my Gallants to boot , And still be at your commnad . A Song at the Dukes House . 1. MAke ready , fair Lady , to night , And stand at the door below : For I will be there to receive you with care , And to your true love you shall go . 2. And when the Stars twinkle so bright , Then down to the door will I creep , To my Love will I fly , ere the Jealous can spy , And leave my old Daddy asleep . A Song at the Kings House . 1. TO little or no purpose have I spent all my days In ranging the Park th' Exchange , & the Plays , Yet ne'r in my Ramble till now did I prove So happy , to meet with the man I could love . But O how I 'm pleas'd when I think of the man That I find I must love , let me do what I can ! 2. How long I shall love him , I can no more tell , Than had I a Feaver , when I should be well : My Passion shall kill me before I will show it , And yet I would give all the world he did know it , But , O how I sigh , when I think , should ●e woo me , That I cannot deny what I know will undo me ! A Song , The Tune , Robin Rowser . MY Name is honest Harry , And I love little Mary : In spight of Cis , or jealous Bess , I 'll have my own vagary . 2. My Love is blithe and bucksome , And sweet and fine as can be : Fresh and gay as the flowers in May , And looks like Iackadandy . 3. And if she will not have me , That am so true a Lover , I 'l drink my Wine , and ne'r repine , And down the stairs I 'l shove her . 4. But if that she will love , I 'l be as kind as may be ; I 'l give her Rings and pretty things , And deck her like a Lady . 5. Her Peticoat of Satin , Her Gown of Crimson Taby , Lac'd up before and spangled o're , Just like a Bartlemew Baby . 6. Her Wastcoat is of Scarlet , With Ribbons tied together , Her Stockins of a bow-dy'd hue , And her Shoes of Spanish Leather . 7. Her Smock o' th' ●inest Holland , And lac'd in every quarter : Side and wide , and long enough , And hangs below her garter . 8. Then to the Church I 'l have her , Where we will wed together : So come home when we have done , In spight of wind and weather : 9. The Fidlers shall attend us , And first play , Iohn come kiss me ; And when that we have danc'd a round , They shall play , Hit or miss me . 10. Then hey for little Mary , 'T is she I love alone Sir : Let any man do what he can , I will have her or none Sir. These following are to be understood two ways . I Saw a Peacock , with a fiery tail I saw a blazing Comet , drop down hail I saw a Cloud , with Ivy circled round I saw a sturdy Oak , creep on the ground I saw a Pismire , swallow up a Whale I saw a raging Sea , brim full of Ale I saw a Venice Glass , sixteen foot deep I saw a Well , full of mens tears that weep I saw their Eyes , all in a flame of fire I saw a House , as big as the Moon and higher I saw the Sun , even in the midst of night I saw the Man that saw this wondrous sight . On the Sea-sight with the Hollanders in the R●mps time . MY wishes greet the Navy of the Dutch , The English Fleet I all good fortune grutch , May no storm toss Van Trump and his Sea-Forces , The Harp and Cross shall have my daily curses , Smile gentle Fates on the Dutch Admiral , Upon our States the Plagues of Egypt fall ; Attend all health the Cavaliering part , This Commonwealth I value not a fart . Thus I my wishes and my prayers divide Between the Rebels and the Regicide : Backwards and forwards thus I break my mind , And hope the Fates at last will be so kind , That the old Proverb may but wheel about , True men might have their own , now Knaves fall out . The Answer to Ask me no more whither doth stray . 1. I 'LL tell you true whither doth stray The darkness which succeeds the day ; For Heavens vengeance did allow It still should frown upon your Brow. 2. I 'l tell you true where may be found A voice that 's like the Screech-Owls found : For in your false deriding throat It lies , and death is in its note . 3. I 'l tell you true whither doth pass The smiling look seen in the glass , For in your face't reflects and there False as your shadow doth appear . 4. I 'l tell you true whither are blown The angry wheels of Thistle-down : It flies into your mind , whose care Is to be light as Thistles are . 5. I 'l tell you true within what Nest The Cuckow lays her eggs to rest ; It is your Bosom , which can keep Nor him nor them : Farewel , I 'l sleep . A Dialogue between William and Harry Riding on the Way . H. 1. NOble , lovely , virtuous Creature , Purposely so fram'd by nature , To inthral your servants wits . W. 2. Time must now unite our hearts , Not for any my deserts , But because methinks it fits . H. 3. Dearest treasure of my thought , And yet wert thou to be bought , With my life , tho● wert not dear . W. 4. Secret comfort of my mind , Doubt no longer to be kind , But be so , and so appear . H. 5. Give me love for love again , Let our loves be clear and plain , Heaven is fairest , when it is clearest . W. 6. Lest in clouds and in deserring , We resemble Seamen erring , Farthest off when we are nearest . H. 7. Thus with numbers interchanged , William's Muse and mine have ranged , Verse and Journy both are spent . W. 8. And if Harry chance to say , That we well have spent the day , I for my part am content . A Gentleman on his beautiful Mistress . 1. YOu meaner Beauties of the night , That poorly satisfie our eyes More by your number than your light , You common people of the skies , What are you when the Sun shall rise ? 2. You curious Chanters of the Wood , That warble forth Dame Natures Lays , Thinking your voices understood By their weak accents , What 's your praise When Philomel her voice shall raise ? 3. You Violets that first appear , By your purple Mantles known , Like the proud Virgins of the year , As if the Spring were all your own , What are you when the Rose is blown ? 4. So when my Mistris shall be seen In form and beauty of her mind , She cannot less be than a Queen ; And I believe she was design'd T' eclipse the Glory of her kind . A Description of the Spring . ANd now all Nature seem'd in love , The lusty Sun began to move : Now Juyce did stir th' embracing Vines , And Birds had drawn their Valentines ; The jealous Trout that low did lie , Rose at a well-dissembled Flie ; Then stood my Friend with Patient skill , Attending of his trembling Quill . Already were the Eaves possest With the swift Pilgrims dawbed Nest ; The Groves already did rejoyce , In Philomel's triumphing voice ; The Showrs were short , the Weather mild , The Morning fresh , the Evening smil'd : Ione takes her neat rub'd Pail , and now She trips to meet the Sand-red Cow , Where for some sturdy Foot-ball Swain Ione stroaks a Syllabub or twain : The Fields and Gardens were beset VVith Tulip , Crocus , Violet : And now , though late , the modest Rose Did more than half a blush disclose : Thus all lookt gay , all full of chear , To welcom this new liv'ried Year . On a Shepherd losing his Mistris . Tune , Amongst the Myrtles as I walk'd . 1. STay Shepherd , prethee Shepherd stay : Didst thou not see her run this way ? Where may she be , canst thou not guess ? Alas ! I 've lost my Shepherdess . 2. I fear some Satyr has betray'd My pretty Lamb unto the shade : Then wo is me , for I 'm undone , For in the shade she was my Sun. 3. In Summer heat were she not seen , No solitary Vale was green : The blooming Hills , the downy Meads , Bear not a Flower but where she treads . 4. Hush'd were the senseless Trees when she Sate but to keep them company : The silver streams were swell'd with pride , When she sate singing by their side . 5. The Pink , the Cowslip , and the Rose Strive to salute her where she goes ; And then contend to kiss her Shoo , The Pancy and the Daizy too . 6. But now I wander on the Plains , Forsake my home , and Fellow-Swains , And must for want of her , I see , Resolve to die in misery . 7. For when I think to find my Love Within the bosom of a Grove , Methinks the Grove bids me forbear , And sighing says , She is not here . 8. Next do I fly unto the Woods , Where Flora pranks her self with Buds , Thinking to find her there : But lo ! The Myrtles and the Shrubs say , No. 9. Then what shall I unhappy do , Or whom shall I complain unto ? No , no , here I 'm resolv'd to die , Welcome sweet Death and Destiny . The Soldiers Resolution . HEre stands the man that for his Countreys good Has with couragious Arms in sweat and blood Ran through an Host of Pikes : He , he I was Out-dar'd the Thunder of the roaring Brass , Kickt my black Stars , spurn'd Balls of fire with sco● Like to a Foot-ball in a frosty morn ; Made Death to tremble , and have bid my Drum Beat a Defiance to the Cowardly scum . And shall I now like a Pedantick stand , Scraping and crouching with my Cap in hand To base-born Peasants ? No , he 's but a Worm That strikes his Top-sail to a little Storm . Here then I 'l fix , that nothing shall controul The Resolutions of a Gallant Soul. On the Golden Cross in Cheapside . TWo Fellows gazing at the Cross in Cheap , Says one , Methinks it is the rarest heap Of Stone that e're was built ; it ought , I see , One of the Wonders of the World to be , No , says the other , and began to swear , The Crosses of the World no Wonders are . On a Pretender to Gentility , suspected to be a Highway-man . A Great Pretender to Gentility , Came to a Herald for his Pedigree : Beginning there to swagger , roar , and swear , Requir'd to know what Arms he was to beat : The Herald knowing what he was , begun To rumble o'r his Heraldry ; which done , Told him he was a Gentleman of note , And that he had a very glorious Coat . Prethee , what is 't ? quoth he , and here 's your fees . Sir , says the Herald , 't is two Rampant Trees , One Couchant ; add to give it further scope , A Ladder Passant , and a Pendant Rope : And for a grace unto your Blue-coat Sleeves , There is a Bird i' th' Crest that strangles Thieves . A Song . 1. A Blith and bonny Country Lass Sate sighing on the tender Grass , And weeping said , will none come woo her ? A dapper Boy , a lither Swain , That had a mind her love to gain , VVith smiling looks straight came unto her . 2. When as the wanton Girl espied The means to make her self a Bride , She simper'd much like bonny Nell . The Swa●n that saw her very kind , H●s Arms about her body twin'd , And said , Fair Lass , how fare ye , well ? 3. The Country Lass said , Well forsooth , But that I have a longing tooth , A longing tooth , that makes me cry . Alas , says he , what ga●s thy grief ? A wound , says she , without relief , I fear that I a Maid shall die . 4. If that be all , the Shepherd said , I 'l make thee Wive it , gentle Maid , And so ●ecure thy Malady : On which they kist , with many an O●th , And ' sore God Pan did plight their Troth ; So to the Church away they hie . 5. And Iove send every pretty Peat , That fears to die of this conceit , So kind a Friend to help at last : Then Maids shall never long again , When they find ease for such a pain : And thus my Roundelay is past . A Song on Love. 1. IF Love be Life , I long to die ; Live they that list for me , And he that gains the most thereby . A fool at least shall be . But he that feels the forest fits , Scapes with no less than loss of wits . Unhappy life they gain , which Love do entertain . 2. In day by feigned Looks they live , By lying Dreams in night : Each ●rown a deadly wound doth give , Each smile a false delight . If 't hap their Lady pleasant seem , It is for others love they deem : If void she seem of joy , disdain doth make her coy . 4. Such is the peace that Lovers find , Such is the Life they lead , Blown here and there with every wind , Like Flowers in the Mead. Now war , now peace , then war again , Desire , despair , delight , disdain , Though dead , in midst of life ; in peace , and yet at strife . A Song . I Serve Amynta whiter than the snow , Streighter than Cedar , brighter than the Glass , More sine in trip than foot of running Roe , More pleasant than the Field of flow'ring Grass ; More gladsom to my with'ring joys that fade , Than Winters Sun , or Summers cooling Shade . 2. Sweeter than swelling Grape of ripest Vine , Softer than feathers of the fairest swan , Smoother than Jet , more stately than the Pine , Fresher than Poplar , smaller than my span , Clear●r than Phoebus fiery pointed Beam , Or Icy Crust of Crystals frozen streams . 3. Yet is she curster than the Bear by kind , And harder-hearted than the aged Oak : More glib than Oyl , more sickle than the Wind , More stiff than steel , no sooner bent but broke . Lo thus my service is a lasting sore ; Yet will I serve , although I die therefore . The Description of Love , in a Dialogue between two Shepherds , Will and Tom. Tom. 1. SHepherd , what 's Love , I prethee tell ? Will. It is that fountain and that Well Where Pleasure and Repeutance dwell : It is perhaps that fauncing Bell That toles All-in to Heaven or Hell , And this is Love , as I heard tell . T. 2. Yet what is Love , I prethee say ? W. It is a work on Holy-day : It is December match'd with May , When lusty Bloods in fresh array , Hearten months after of their play ; And this is Love , as I hear say . T. 3. Yet what is Love , I pray be plain ? W. It is a Sun-shine mixt with Rain ; It is a Tooth-ach , or worse pain ; It is a Game , where none doth gain , It is a thing turmoils the brain : And this is Love , as I hear sayen . T. 4. Yet Shepherd , what is Love , I pray ? W. It is a yea , it is a nay , A pretty kind of sporting fray ; It is a thing will soon away , For 't will not long with any stay : And this is Love , as I hear say . T. 5. Yet what is Love , good Shepherd show ? W. A thing that creeps , it cannot go ; A prize that passeth to and fro , A thing for one , a thing for moe , And he that loves shall find it so : And Shepherd , this is Love , I trow . A Song call'd Loves Lottery . At the Dukes House . RUn to Loves Lottery , run Maids , and rejoice , Whilst seeking your chance , you meet you own Choice , And boast that your luck you helpt with design , By praying cross-legg'd to S. Valentine . Hark , hark , a Prize is drawn , and Trumpets sound Tanta , ra , ra , Tanta , ra , ra , Tanta , ra , ra . Hark Maids , more Lots are drawn , Prizes abound ; Dub a dub , the Drum now beats , And dub , a dub , a dub , Echo repeats , As if the God of War had made Loves Queen a Skirmish for a Serenade . Haste , haste , fair Maids , and come away , The Priest attends , the Bridegrooms stay : Roses and Pinks will we strow where you go , Whilst I walk in Shades of Willow . When I am dead , let him that did slay me Be but so kind , so gentle to lay me There where neglected Lovers mourn , Where Lamps and hallowed Tapers burn , Where Clerks in Quires sad Dirges sing , Where sweetly Bells at Burials ring . On a Gentleman . Tune , My Freedom , which is all my Ioy. 2. POor Clori● wept , and from her eyes The liquid tears came trickling down ; Such wealthy drops may well suffice , To be the ransom of a Crown : And as she wept , she sigh'd , and said , Alas for me unhappy Maid , That by my folly , my folly am betray'd . 2. When first these eyes , unhappy eyes , Met with the Author of my wo , Methoughts our Souls did sympathize , And it was death to say him no. He su'd , I granted ; O then befel My shame , which I 'me afraid to tell ! Ay me that I had never lov'd so well . 3. O had I been so wise as not T' have yielded up my Virgin-Fort , My life had been without a blot , And dar'd the envy of Report ; But now my guilt hath made me be A scorn for time to point at me , As at the But and Mark of Misery . 4. Here now in sorrow do I sit , And pensive thoughts possess my breast ! My silly heart with cares is split , And grief denies me wonted rest : Come then black night and screen me round , That I may never more be found , Vnless in tears , in tears of sorrow drown'd . On Men escap'd drowning in a Tempest . 1. ROcks , Shelves , and Sands , and all farewel : Fie , who would dwell in such a Hell As is a Ship ; which drunk doth reel , Taking salt Healths from Deck to Keel . 2. Up we are swallowed in wet graves , All sous'd in Waves , by Neptune's Slaves : What shall we do , being tost to Shore , Milk some blind Tavern , and there roar ? 3. 'T is brave , my Boys , to sail on Land ; For being well mann'd , we can cry , Stand : The Trade of pursing ne're shall fail , Until the Hangman crys , Strike Sail. On a great Heat in Egypt . I Formerly in Countreys oft have been Under the AEquinoctial , where I 've seen The Sun disperse such a prodigious Heat , That made our Sieve-like Skins to rain with Sweat : Men would have given for an Eclipse their lives . Or one whisper of Air : yet each man strives To throw up grass , feathers , nay , women ●oo , To find the Wind : all falls like Lead , none blew . The Dog-star spits new fires , till 't come to pass , Each man became his neighbours Burning glass : Lean men did turn to ashes presently , Fat men did roast to lean anatomy : Young womens hea● did get themselves with child For none but they themselves , themselves defil'd . Old women naturally to Witches turn'd , And only rubbing one another , burn'd : The Beasts were bak'd , skin turn'd to crust they say , And fishes in the River boil'd away : Birds in the air were roasted , and not burn'd ; For as they fell down , all the way they turn'd . On a mighty Rain . HEaven did not weep , but in its swelling eye Whole seas of Rheum and moist Catarhs did lie , Which so bespawl'd the lower world , men see Corn blasted , and the fruit of every Tree : Air was condens'd to water , 'gainst their wish , And all their Fowl were turn'd to flying Fish : Like Watermen they throng'd to ply a Fare , And thought it had been navigable air : Beasts lost their natural motion of each limb ; Forgot to go , with practising to swim . A Trout now here , you would not think how soon Ta'ne ready drest forth ' Empress of the Moon : The fixed Stars , though to our eyes were missing , We knew yet were , by their continual hissing . Women seem'd Maremaids , sailing with the wind , The greatest miracle was Fish behind : But men are all kept short against their wish , And could commit but the cold sin of Fish. The blunt Lover . MAdam , I cannot court your sprightly eyes With a Base-Viol plac'd betwixt my thighs : I cannot lisp , nor to the Guittar sing , And tire my brains with simple Sonnetting , I am not fashion'd for these amorous times , And cannot court you in lascivious Rhimes : Nor can I whine in puling Elegies , And at your feet lie begging from your eyes A gracious look : I cannot dance nor caper , Nor dally , swear , protest , lie , rant , and vaper , I cannot kiss your hand , play with your hair , And tell you that you only are most fair : I cannot cross my arms , nor cry , Ay me Poor forlorn man ! All this is foppery . Nor can I Masquerade , as th' fashion 's now , No , no , My heart to these can never bow : But what I can do , I shall tell you roundly , Hark in your ear ; By Iove I 'le kiss you soundly . On a Watch lost in a Tavern . A Watch lost in a Tavern ! That 's a Crime ; Then see how men by drinking lose their time . The Watch kept Time ; and if Time will away , I see no reason why the Watch should stay . You say the Key hung out , and you forgot to lock it , Time will not be kept pris'ner in a Pocket . Henceforth if you will keep your Watch , this do , Pocket your Watch , and watch your Pocket too . A Song , with the Latine to it . WHen as the Nightingale chanted her Vesper , And the wild Forresters couch'd on the ground , Venus invited me in the Evenings whisper Unto a fragrant Field with Roses crown'd , Where she before had sent her wishes complement , Which to her hearts content plaid with me on the Green : Never Mark Anthony dallied more wantonly With the fair Egyptian Queen . The Latin. CAntu Luscinia somnum ●rritat , Salvi vagi sunt in Cubilibus : Hoc me silentio Venus invitat , Ad viridarium fragrantius ; Vbi promiserat , qui mentem flexerat Gaudia temperat sic mihi solida . O non dux Amasius lusit beatius Cum Regina Nilotica . De Vino & Venere . DOte neither on Women , nor on Wine , For to thy hurt they both alike incline : Venus thy strength , and Bacchus with his sweet And pleasant Grape debilitates the feet . Blind Love will blab what he in secret did , In giddy Wine there 's nothing can be hid . Seditious wars oft Cupid hath begun , Raechus to arms makes men in fury run : Venus ( unjust ) by horrid war lost Troy ; Bacchus by war the Lapiths did destroy . When thou with both or either are possest , Shame , honesty , and fear oft flies thy brest : In fetters Venus keep , in gyves Bacchus tye , Lest by their free gifts they thee damnifie . Use Wine for thirst , Venus for lawful Seed ; To pass these limits , may thy danger breed . On Wine . HE that with Wine , Wine thinks t' expel , One ill would with another quell : A Trumpet , with a Trumpet drown : Or with the Cryer of the Town Still a loud man : Noise deaf with noise , Or to convert a Bawd , make choice Of a Pander : Pride with pride shame thus , Or put a Cook down by Calistratus ; Discord by discord think to case , Or any man with scoffs appease : So War by Battel to restrain , And labour mitigate by pain : Command a sudden peace between Two shrill Scolds in the height of spleen : By Drink to queneh Drink is all one , As is by strife , strife to attone . A Song called Hide-Park . The tune , Honour invites you to delights , Come to the Court , and be all made Knights . 1. COme all you noble , you that are neat ones , Hide-Park is now both fresh and green : Come all you Gallants that are great ones , And are desirous to be seen : Would you a Wife or Mistriss rare , Here are the best of England fair : Here you may chuse , also refuse , As you your judgments ple●se to use . 2. Come all you Courtiers in your neat fashions , Rich in your new unpaid-for silk : Come you brave Wenches , and court your stations , Here in the bushes the Maids do milk : Come then and revel , the Spring invites Beauty and youth for your delights , All that are fair , all that are rare , You shall have license to compare . 3. Here the great Ladies all of the Land are , Drawn with six Horses at the least : Here are all that of the Strand are , And to be seen now at the best . Westminster-Hall , who is of the Court , Unto his place doth now all resort : Both high and low here you may know , And all do come themselves to shew . 4. The Merchants wives that keep their Coaches , Here in the Park do take the air ; They go abroad to avoid reproaches , And hold themselves as Ladies fair : For whilst their Husbands gone are to trade Unto their ships by Sea or Land : Who will not say , why may not they Trade , like their own Husbands , in their own way . 5. Here from the Countrey come the Girls flying For husbands , though of parts little worth : They at th' Exchange have been buying The last new fashion that came forth : And are desirous to have it seen , As if before it ne're had been : So you may see all that may be Had in the Town or Countrey . 6. Here come the Girls of the rich City . Aldermens daughters fair and proud , Their Jealous Mothers come t' invite ye , For fear they should be losti'th ' croud : Who for their breeding are taught to dance , Their birth and fortune to advance : And they will be as frolick and free , As you your self expect to see . To his coy Mistris . 1. COy one , I say , Be gone , My love-days now are done : Were thy Brow like Iv'ry free , Yet 't is more black than Jet to me . 2. Might thy hairy Tress compare With Daphne's sporting with the air , As it is worse fetter'd far Than th' knotty tuffs of Mandrakes are . 3. Were there in thy squint eyes found True native sparks of Diamond ; As they are duller sure I am , Than th' Eye-Lamps of a dying man , 4. Were thy breath a Civet scent , Or some purer Element ; As there 's none profess thee love , Can touch thy lips without a Glove . 5. Were thy Nose of such a shape , As Nature could no better make ; As it is so skrewed in , It claims acquaintance with thy Chin. 6. Were thy Breasts two rising Mounts , Those Ruby Nipples milky Founts , As these two so fairly move , They 'd make a Lover freeze for love . 7. Could thy pulse affection beat , Thy Palm a balmy moisture sweat ; As their active vigor's gone , Dry and cold as any stone . 8. Were thy arms , legs , feet , and all , That we with modesty can call ; Nay , were they all of such a grace , As 't might be stil'd , Love amorous place . 9. As all these yield such weak delight , They 'd fright a Bridegroom the first night : And hold it a curse for to be sped Of such a fury in his bed . 10. Could thine high improved state , Vye with the greatest Potentate : As in all their store I find Mole-hills to a noble mind . 11. Wert thou as rich in Beauties form , As thou are held in Natures scorn : I vow these should be none of mine , Because they are entitled thine . A Dialogue concerning Hair , between A Man and a Woman . M. 1. ASk me no more why I do wear My Hair so far below my ear : For the first Man that e're was made Did never know the Barbers Trade , W. 2. Ask me no more where all the day The foolish Owl doth make her stay : 'T is in your Locks ; for tak'● from me , She thinks your hair an Ivy-tree . M. 3. Tell me no more that length of hair Can make the visage seem less fair ; For howsoe'r my hair doth sit , I 'm sure that yours comes short of it . W. 4. Tell me no more men were long hair To chase away the colder air ; For by experience we may see Long hair will but a back friend be . M. 5. Tell me no more that long hair can Argue deboistness in a man ; For 't is Religious being inclin'd , To save the Temples from the wind . W. 6. Ask me no more why Roarers wear Their hair ex●ant below their ear ; For having morgag'd all their Land , They 'd fain oblige the appearing Band. M. 7. Ask me no more why hair may be The expression of Gentility : 'T is that which being largely grown , Derives its Gentry from the Crown . W. 8. Ask me no more why grass being grown , With greedy Sickle is cut down , Till short and sweet : So ends my Song , Lest that long hair should grow too long . A Song . 1. THat Beauty I ador'd before , I now as much despise : 'T is Money only makes the Whore : She that for love with her Crony lies , ●ichaste : But that 's the Whore that kisses for pr●●● . 2. Let Iove with Gold his Danae woo , It shall be no rule for me : Nay , ' ● may be I may do so too , When I 'me as old as he . Till then I 'le never bire the thing that 's free●punc ; 3. If Coin must your Affection Imp , Pray get some other Friend : My Pocket ne're shall be my Pimp , I never that intend , Yet can be noble too , if I see they mend . 4. Since Loving was a Liberal Art , How canst thou trade for gain ? The pleasure is on your part , 'T is we Men take the pain : And being so , must Women have the gain ? 5. No , no , I 'le never farm your Bed , Nor your Smock-Tenant be : I hate to rent your white and red , You shall not let your Love to me : I court a Mistris , not a Landlady . 6. A Pox take him that first set up , Th' Excise of Flesh and Skin : And since it will no better be , Let 's both to kiss begin ; To kiss freely ; if not , you may go spin . The Careless Swain . 1. IS she gone ? let her go ; faith Boys , I care not , I 'l not sue after her , I dare not , I dare not . Though she 'as more Land than I by many an Acre , I have plow'd in her ground , who will may take her . 2. She is a witty one , and she is fair too ; She must have all the Land that she is Heir too : But as for Free Land she has not any , For hers is Lammas ground , common to many . 3. Were it in Several , ' ●were a great favour , It might be an inriching to him that shall have her : But hers is common ground , and without bounding , You may graze in her ground , and fear no pounding . A Catch for three Voices . JAck , Will and Tom are ye come , I think there is mirth in your faces : How glad I 'm to see such Lads all agree In tunes and time , and graces . A Song . 1. CHloris , when I to thee present The cause of all my discontent ; And shew that all the wealth that can Flow from this little world of man , Is nought but Constancy and Love , Why will you other objects prove ? 2. O do not cozen your desires With common and mechanick fires : That picture which you see in gold , In every Shop is to be sold , And Diamonds of richest prize Men only value with their eyes . 3. But look upon my loyal heart , That knows to value every part : And loves thy hidden virtue more Than outward shape , which fools adore : In that you 'l all the treasures find That can content a noble mind . The forsaken Maid , A Song . 1. NOr Love , nor Fate dare I accuse , For that my Love doth me refuse : But O mine own unworthiness , That durst presume so great a bliss ! Too mickle 'twere for me to love A man so like the Gods above , VVith Angels face , and Saint-like voice , 'T is too Divine for Humane choice . 2. But had I wisely given mine heart , For to have lov'd him but in part : As only to enjoy his face . Or any one peculiar Grace ; A , foot , or hand , or lip , or eye : Then had I liv'd where now I die . But I presuming all to chuse , Am now condemned all to lose . 3. You Rural Gods that guard the Swains , And punish all unjust disdains ; O do not censure him for this , It was my error , and not his . This only boon of you I 'le crave , To fix these Lines upon my Grave : Like Icarus , I soar'd too high , For which offence I pine , I die . On a Precise Taylor . A Taylor , but a man of upright dealing , True , but for lying ; honest , but for stealing ; Did fall one day extremely sick by chance , And on a sudden fell in a wondrous Trance : The Friends of Hell must'ring in fearful manner , Of sundry colour'd Silks display'd a Banner Which he had stoln ; and wish'd , as they did tell , That he might one day find it all in Hell. The man affrighted at this Apparition , Upon Recovery grew a great Precisian ; He bought a Bible of the new Translation , And in his Life he shew'd great Reformation : He walk'd demurely , and he talked meekly , He heard two Lectures , and two Sermons weekly : He vow'd to shun all Company unruly , And in his speech he us'd no Oath but Truly : And zealously to help the Sabbaths Rest , The Meat for that day on the Eve was drest : And lest the custom that he had to steal , Might cause him sometimes to forget his zeal , He gives his Journey-man a special charge , That if the Stuff allow'd fell out to large , And that to filch his fingers were inclin'd , He then should put the Banner in his mind . This done , I scarce can tell the rest for laughter , A Captain of a Ship came three days after , And bought three yards of Velvet & three quarters , To make his Vest so large to hang below his garters , He that precisely knew what was enough , Soon slip● away a quarter of the Stust : His man espying it , said in derision , Remember , Master , how you saw the Vision . Peace , Fool , quoth he , I did not see one rag Of such like colour'd Stuff within the Flag . The Scotch Girls Complaint for an Englishmans going away , when my Lord Monk came for England . 1. ILl tide this cruel Peace that hath gain'd a War on me , I never fancied Laddy till I saw mine Enemy : O methoughts he was the bl●●hest one That e're I set mine eyes upon : VVell might have fool'd a wiser one , As he did me : He look'd so pretty , and talk'd so witty , None could deny , But needs must yield the Fort up , Gude faith , and so did I. 2. Tantara went the Trumpets , and strait we were in Arms , VVe dreaded no Invasions , Embrances were our Charms . As we close to one another sit , Did according to our Mothers wit , But hardly now can smother it , It will be known , Alack and welly , sick back and belly , Never was Maid , A Soldier is a coming , though young , Makes me afraid . 3. To England bear this Sonnet , direct it unto none , But to the brave Monk-Heroes , both sigh and singing moan : Some there are perhaps will take my part , At his bosom Cupid shake his dart , That from me he ne'r may part , That is mine own : O maist thou never wear Bow and Quiver , Till I may see Once more the happy feature Of my lov'd Enemy . On Fairford curious Church-Windows , which scap'd the War and the Puritan . TEll me , you Anti-Saints , why Glass To you is longer liv'd than Bras● ; And why the Saints have scap'd their falls Better on VVindows than on VValls ? Is it because the Brothers fires Maintain a Glass-house at Blackfriers ? Next , why the Church stands North and South , And East and VVest the Preachers mouth ? Or is 't because such painted ware Resembles something what you are ? So pied , so seeming , so unsound In Doctrine and in Manners found , That out of Emblematick wit You spare your selves in sparing it ? If it be so , then Fairford boast , Thy Church hath kept what all hath lost : It is preserved from the bane Of either VVar or Puritan ; Whose Life is coloured in thy Paint , The inside Dross , but outside Saint . The Soldiers praise of a Lowse . 1. WIll you please to hear a new Ditty , In praise of a six footed Creature : She lives both in Countrey and City , She 's woundrous loving by nature . 2. She 'l proffer her service to any , She 'l stick close but she will prevail : She is entertained by many , Till death no Master she 'l fail . 3. Your rich men she cannot endure , Nor can she your shifter abide : But still she sticks close to the poor , Though often they claw her hide . 4. The non-suited man she 'l woo him , Or any good fellows that lack : She will be as nigh a friend to him As the shirt that sticks to his back . 5. Your neat Landress she perfectly hates , And those that do set her awork : And still in foul Linen delights , That she in the seams on 't may lurk . 6. Corruption she draws like a Horse-leech , Being big , she grows a great breeder : At night she goes home to her Cottage , And in the day is a devillish feeder . 7. To Commanders and Soldiers in purging I 'm sure her Receipts are good : For she saves them the charge of a Surgeon In sucking and letting of blood . 8. She 'l venture in a Battel as far As any Commander that goes : She 'l play Iack a both sides in war , And cares not a pin for her foes . 9. She 's always shot-free in fight , To kill her no Sword will prevail : And if took Prisoner by flight , She 's crush'd to death with a Nail . 10. From her and her breed Iove defend us For her company we have had store : Let her go to the Court and the Gentry , And trouble poor Soldiers no more . A Song . S M●thought the other night I saw a pretty sight That mov'd me much : A fair and comely Maid Not squeamish nor afraid To let me touch . Our lips most sweetly kissing Each other never missing : Her smiling look did shew content , That she did nought but what she meant . 2. And as our lips did move , The Echo still was Love , Love , love me sweet . Then with a Maiden blush , Instead of crying Push , Our lips did meet : With Musick sweet by sounding , And Pleasures all abounding , We kept the Burden of the Song , Which was , That Love should take no wrong . A Song . 1. O My dearest , I shall grieve thee When I swear , yet Sweet believe me . By thine eye , that Crystal Book In which all crabbed old men look , I swear to thee , though none abhor them , Yet I do not love thee for them . 2. I do not love thee for that fair Rich Fan of thy most curious Hair : Though the wires thereof are drawn Finer than the threds of Lawn , And are softer than the sleeves Which the subtil Spinner weaves . 3. I do not love thee for those flowers Growing on thy Cheeks , Loves Bowers ; Though such cunning them hath spread , None can part their white and red : Loves golden Arrows there are shot , Yet for them I love thee not . 4. I do not love thee for those sof● Red Coral Lips I 've kist so oft , Nor teeth of Pearl , though double rear'd To speech , where Musick still is heard , Though from thence a kiss being taken , Would Tyrants melt , and death awaken . 5. I do not love thee , O my Fairest , For that richest , for that rarest Silver Pillar which stands under Thy lovely Head , that Glass of wonder : Though thy Neck be whiter far Than Towers of polish'd Ivory are . 6. Nor do I love thee for those Mountains Hid with Snow , whence Nectar Fountains Sug'red sweet , and Syrup-berry , Must one day run through Pipes of Cherry : O how much those Breasts do move me● Yet for these I do not love thee . 7. I do not love thee for thy Palm , Though the dew thereof be Balm : Nor thy curious Leg and Foot , Although it be a precious Root Whereon this stately Cedar grows : Sweet I love thee not for those . 8. Nor for thy wit so pure and quick , Whose substance no Arithmetick Can number down : Nor for the charms Thou mak'st with embracing arms ; Though in them one night to lie , Dearest I would gladly die . 9. I love the not for eyes nor hair , Nor lips , nor teeth that are so rare ; Nor for thy neck , nor for thy breasts , Nor for thy belly , nor the rest : Nor for thy hand , nor foot , nor small , But would'st thou know , dear sweet , for all . An old Song on the Spanish Armado . 2. SOme years of late in eighty eight , As I do well remember , It was some say , nineteenth of May , And some say in September , And some say in September . The Spanish train , lanch'd forth amain , With many a fine bravado Their ( as they thought ) but it prov'd not , Invincible Armado , Invincible Armado . 3. There was a little man that dwelt in Spain , Who shot well in a Gun a , Don Pedro hight , as black a wight As the Knight of the Sun a , As the Knight of the Sun a. 4. King Philip made him Admiral , And bid him not to stay a But to destroy , both man and boy , And so to come away a , And so to come away a. 5. Their Navy was well victualled With Bisket , Pease , and Bacon , They brought two Ships , well fraught with Whips , But I think they were mistaken . But I think they were mistaken . 6. There men were young , Munition strong , And to do us more harm a , They thought it meet to joyn their Fleet , All with the Prince of Parma . All with the Prince of Parma . 7. They coasted round about our Land , And so came in by Dover : But we had men set on'um then , And threw the Rascals over , And threw the Rascals over . 8. The Queen was then at Tilbury , What could me more desire a , And Sir Francis Drake for her sweet sake , Did set them all on fire a , Did set them all on fire a. 9. Then strait they fled by Sea and Land , That one man kill'd threescore a ; And had nor they all ran away , In truth he had kill'd more a , In truth he had kill'd more a. 10. Then let them neither brag nor boast , But if they come agen a , Let them take heed , they do not speed , As they did you know when a , As they did you know when a. The Loyal Prisoner . 1. BEat on proud Billows , Boreas blow , Swell curled waves high as Ioves roof : Your incivility shall show , That innocence is Tempest proof : Though furious Nero's frown , my thoughts are calm , Then strike affliction , for your wounds are balm . 2. That which the world miscalls a Jail , A private Closet is to me , Whilst a good Conscience is my bail , And innocence my liberty : Locks , Bars , and Solitude together met . Makes me no Pris'ner , but an Anchoret . 3. And whilst I wish to be retir'd Into this private room was turn'd ; As if their wisdoms had conspir'd The Sallam under should be burn'd : Or like those Sophies , which would drown a fish , I am condemn'd to suffer what I wish . 4. The Cynick hugs his poverty , The Pellican her Wilderness : And ' 〈◊〉 the Indians pride to be Naked on frozen Caucasus . Contentment cannot smart , Stoicks we see , Make torments easie to their Apathie . 5. I 'm in this Cabinet lock'd up , Like some high prized Margerite : Or like some great Mogul or Pope , Am cloister'd up from publick , sight : Retiredness is a piece of Majesty ; And thus proud Sultan , I 'm as great as thee . 6. These Manicles about my arms , I as my Mistris Favours wear : And for to keep my ankles warm , I have some iron Shackles there : These walls are but my Garrison , my Cell , What men call Iail , doth prove my Cittadel . 7. So he that stroke at Iasons life , Thinking to have made his purpose sure , With a malicious friendly knife , Was only wounded to a cure . Malice , I see , wants wit ; for what is meant Mischief oft-times proves favours by th' event . 8. What though I cannot see my King , Neither in 's Person , nor his Coin : Yet Contemplation is a thing Which renders what I have not mine : My King from me what Adamants can part , Whom I do wear engraven on my heart ? 9. Have you not seen the Nightingale A pris'ner like , coop'd in a Cage ? How she doth chaunt her wonted tale , In that her narrow Hermita● ? Even then her Melody doth plain●y prove , That her Boughs are Trees , her Cage a Grove . 10. I am that Bird whom they combine Thus to deprive of liberty : Although they see my Corps confin'd , Yet maugre hate , my soul is free . Although I 'm mew'd , yet I can chirp and sing , Disgrace to Rebels , Glory to my King. On his first Love. MY first Love whom all beauty did adorn , Firing my heart , supprest it with her scorn , And since like Tinder in my breast it lies , By every sparkle made a Sacrifice : Each wanton eye , now kindles my desire , And that is now to all , which was intire : For now my wanton thoughts are not confin'd Unto a woman , but to woman kind : This for her shape I love , that for her face , This for her gesture , or some other grace : And sometimes when I none of these can find , I chuse them by the kernel , not the rind ; And so do hope , though my chief hope be gone , To find in many what I lost in one . She is in fault which caus'd me first to stray , Needs must he wander which hath lost his way : Guildess I am , she did this change provoke , And made that Charcoal , which at first was Oak : For as a Looking-glass to the aspect , Whilst it is whole , doth but one face reflect ; But crack'd and broken in pieces , there are shown Many false faces where first was but one : So love into my heart did first prefer Her Image , and there plan●ed none but her : But when 't was crack'd and martyr'd by her scorn , Many less faces in her sea● were born : Thus like to Tinder , I am prone to catch Each falling sparkle , fit for any match . On his Mistris● going to Sea. FArewel , fair Saint , may not the seas and wind Swell like the heart and eyes you left behind : But calm and gentle , like the looks they bear , Smile in your face , and whisper in your car : L●t no foul billow offer to arise , That it might nearer look upon your eyes ; Lest Wind and Waves enamour'd with such form , Should throng and crowd themselves into a storm . But if it be your fate , vast Seas , to love , Of my becalmed heart learn how to move : Move then but in a gentle Lovers pace , No wrinckles , nor no furrows in your face ; And you sicrce winds , see that you tell your tale In such a breath as may but fill her sail : So while you court her each a several way , You will her safely to her Port convey , And lose her in a noble way of wooing , Whilst both contribute to her own undoing . On a Blush . STay lusty blood , where wilt thou seek So blest a place as in her cheek ? How canst thou from that cheek retire , Where vertue doth command desire ? But if thou canst not stay , then flow Down to her panting paps below ; Flow like a Deluge from her breasts , Where Venus Swans have built their Nests ; And so take glory to bestain With azure blew each swelling Vein : Then boiling , run through every part , Till thou hast warm'd her frozen heart : And if from love it would retire , Then Martyr it with gentle sire : And having search'd each secret place , Fly thou back into her face : Where live thou blest in changing those White L●llies to a ruddy Rose . In praise of a Mask . THere is not half so warm a fire In fruition as desire : When we have got the fruit of pain , Possession makes us poor again . Expected form and shape unknown , Whets and makes sharp temptation : Sense is too nigardly for bliss , And daily pays us with what is . But ignorance doth give us all That can within her brightness fall . Veil therefore still , whilst I divine The riches of that hidden Mine ; And make imagination tell All wealth that can in beauty dwell . Thus the highly valu'd Oar , Earths dark Exchequer keeps in store : And search'd in secret , only quits The travel of the hands and wits ; Who dates to ransack all the hoards , That Natures privy Purso affords . Our eye the apprehensions Thief , Blinds our unlimited belief . When we see all , we nothing see , Disclosure may prove Robbery . For if you shine not , fairest , be●ug shown , I pick a Cabinet for a Bristol Stone . Excuse for Absence . YOu 'l ask , perhaps , wherefore I stay , Loving so much , so long away ? Do not think 't was I did part ; It was my body , not my heart : For , like a Compass , in your love One Foot is sixt that cannot move : To ' other may follow the blind guide Of giddy Fortune , but not slide Beyond your Service ; nor dares venture To wander far from you the Center . To his Mistris . KEep on your Mask , and hide your eye , For with beholding it I die , Your fatal Beauty , Gorgon-like , Dead with astonishment doth strike : Your piercing eyes , if them I see , Are worse than Basilisks to me . Shut from mine eyes those hills of Snow , Their melting Valley do not show ; Those Azure paths lead to despair . O vex me ●ot , forbear , forbear : For whilst I thus in torment dwell , The sight of Heaven is worse than Hell. Your dainty voice , and warbling breath , Sound like a Sentence past for death : Your dangling Tresses are become The instruments of final doom ; O if an Angel torture so When life is done , what shall I do ? To his Mistris . I 'Ll tell you how the Rose did first grow red , And whence the Lilly whiteness borrowed : You blush'd , and then the Rose with red was dight ; The Lilly kist your hand , and so came white . Before that time each Rose had but a stain , The Lilly nought but paleness did contain : You have the native colour , those the dye , They slourish onely in your eye . HIc jacet John Shorthose Sine hose , sine shooes , sine breeches , Qui fuit dum vixit , sine goods , Sine lands , sine riches . On his Mistris . IS she not wondrous fair ? O but I see She is so much too sweet , too fair for me , That I forget my flames , and every fi●e Hath taught me not to love , but to admire : Just like the Sun , methinks I see her face , Which I should gaze on still , but not embrace ; For 't is Heavens pleasure that she should be sent As pure to Heaven again , as she was lent To us : And bid us , as we hope for bliss , Not to profane her with a mortal kiss . Then how cold grows my Love , and I how hot ? O how I love her , how I love her not ! So doth my Ague-love torment by turns , And now it freezeth , now again it burns . A Sigh . GO thou gentle whisp'ring ' Wind , Bear this Sigh , and if you find Where my cruel Fair doth rest , Cast it in her snowy Breast : The sweet Kisses thou shalt gain , Will reward thee for thy pain . Taste her lips , and then confess , If Arabia doth possess Or the Hybla honour'd hill , Sweets like those that there distil . Having got so , with a fee Do another boon for me : Thou canst with thy powerful blast Heat apace , and cool as fast : Then for pity either stir Up the fire of Love in her , That alike both slames may shine , Or else quite extinguish mine . To a spruce and very finely deck'd Lady . 2. STill to be neat , still to be drest , As if you were going to a feast ▪ Still to be powder'd , still perfum'd , Lady , it is to be presum'd , Though Arts hid causes are not found , All is not sweet , all is not sound . 2. Give me a look , give me a face , That makes simplicity a grace ; Robes largely slowing , hairs as free ; Such sweet neglect more taketh me Than all th' Adulteries of Art : They please my eye , but not my heart . The Good Fellows Song . 1. AS we went wandring all the night , The Brewers Dog our brains did bi●e , Our Heads grew heavy , and our Heels grew light , And we like our humour well boys , And we like our humour well . 2. Our Hostess then bid us pay her Sc●re , We call'd her Whore , and we paid her no more , And we kick'd our Hostess out of the door , And we like our humour well boys , And we like our humour well . 3. And as we went wandring in the Street , We trod the Kennels under our feet , And fought with every Post we did meet , And we like our humour well boys . And we like our humour well . 4. The Constable then with his staff and band , He bid us if we were men to stand , We told him he bid us do more than we can , And we like our humour well boys , And we like our humour well . 5. Our Hostesses Cellar it is our bed , Upon the Barrels we lay our head , The night is our own , for the Devil is dead , And we like our humour well boys , And we like our humour well , Vpon Fasting . THe poor man fasts , because he has no meat ; The sick man fasts , because he cannot eat : The Userer fasts , to encrease his store : The Glutton fasts , 'cause he can eat no more ; The Hypocrite , because he 'd be commended : The Saints do fast , because they have offended . ONe wish'd me to a Wife that 's fair and young , That hath French , Spanish , and Italian tongue : I thank'd him , but yet I 'l have none of such ; For I think one tongue for a Maid's too much : What , love you not the Learned ? yes as my life . The learned Scholar , but the unlearned Wife . On a Lover that would not be beloved again . DIsdain me still , that I may ever love , For who his love enjoys , can love no more : The War once past , with peace men cowards prove , The ships return'd do rot upon the shore , Then frown though I say thou art m●st fair , And still I love thee , though I still despair . As heat to life , so is desire to love , For these once quench'd , both life and love are done : Let not my sighs and tears thy virtues move Like basest Metal do not melt so soon , Laugh at my woes although I ever mourn , Love surfeits with rewards , his Nurse is scorn . A Rural Song . 1. COme Lads and Lasses , each one that passes , Dance a round on the ground Whilst green the grass is . For if you 'l ever , with mirth endeavour With heart and voice , rejoyce , Come now or never : For the blind Boy Love was caught and betray'd In the Trap that was laid For the poor silly Maid . 2. Now here , now yonder , with Goose and Gander , With your Ducks , Hens , and Cocks , Safe may you wander , Securely may you go , to the Market to and fro , Iohn and Ione all arow , And never fear the foe , For the blind Boy Love was caught and betray'd In the Trap that was laid For the poor silly Maid . 3. Sweetest come hither , let us thither , Where we 'l court , and there sport Freely together . We 'l enjoy kisses , with other blisses , So come home , when we have done , And none shall miss us . For the blind Boy Love was caught and betray'd In the Trap that was laid , For the poor silly Maid . 4. Over you Bower ; Iove seems to lowre , As he meant to prevent Our happiest hour : But the times treasure , giving us leasure In spight of Iove , for to prove Our chiefest pleasure . For the blind Boy Love was caught and betray'd In the Trap that was laid , For the poor silly Maid . A Scotch Song , called Gilderoy . 1. WAS ever grief so great as mine , Then speak dear Bearn , I prethee , That thus must leave my Gilderoy , O my Benison gang with thee . Good speed be with you then Sir , she said , For gone is all my joy : And gone is he whom I love best , My handsom Gilderoy . 2. In muckle joy we spent our time Till we were both fifteen , Then wantonly he ligg'd me down , And amongst the B●akes so green . When he had done what man could do , He rose up and gang'd his way : I gate my Goon , and I followed him , My handsom Gilderoy . 3. Now Gilderoy was a bonny Boy , Would needs to 'th King be gone , With his silken Garters on his legs , And the Roses on his shoone : But better he had staid at home With me his only joy , For on a Gallow-tree they hung My handsom Gilderoy . 4. When they had ta'ne this lad so strong , Gude Lord how sore they bound him , They carried him to Edenb'rough Town , And there God wot they hung him : They knit him fast above the rest , And I lost my only joy , For evermore my Benison Gang with my Gilderoy . 5. Wo worth that man that made those Laws , To hang a man for genee , For neither stealing Ox nor Ass , Or bony Horse or Meere : Had not their Laws a bin so strict , I might have got my joy : And ne'r had need tull a wat my check For my dear Gilderoy . A Song to his Mistris . 1. I Will not do a Sacrifice To thy face or to thy eyes : Nor unto thy Lilly palm , Nor thy breath that wounding balm : But the part to which my heart In vows is seal'd , Is that Mine of Bliss Divine Which is conceal'd . 2. What 's the Golden fruit to me , If I may not pluck the Tree : Bare enjoying all the rest , Is but like a golden Feast , Which at need can never feed Our love-sick wishes : Let me eat substantial meat , Not view the dishes . The Advice . PHyllis for shame , let us improve A thousand several ways , These few short minutes stoln by love From many tedious days . Whilst you want courage to despise The censure of the Grave : For all the Tyrants in your eyes , Your heart is but a slave . My love is full of noble pride , And never will submit To let that Fop Discretion ride In triumph over Wit. False Friends I have as well you , That daily counsel me Vain friv'lous trisles to pursue , And leave off loving thee . When I the least belief bestow On what such fools advise , May I be dull enough to grow Most miserably wise . A Vision . BEneath a Myrtle shade Which Iove for none but happy Lovers made , I slept , and streight my Love before me brought , Phillis the object of my waking thought , Undrest she came my flames to meet , Whilst Love strew'd flowers beneath her feet : Flowers that so prest by her became more sweet . From the bright Visions head , A careless vail of Lawn was Loosely spread : From her white shoulders fell her shaded hair , Like cloudy Sun-shine , nor too brown nor fair : Her hands , her lips did love inspire , Her ev'ry part my heart did fire : But most her eyes , that languish'd with desire . Ah charming Fair , said I , How long will you my bliss and yours deny ? By nature and by Iove this lonesome Shade Was for revenge of suff'ring Lovers made : Silence and Shades with Love agree , Both shelter you , and favour me ; You cannot blush , because I cannot see , No , let me die , she said , Rather than lose the spotless name of Maid : Faintly she spoke methought , for all the while She bid me not believe her with a smile . Then die , said I : She still deny'd : And is it thus , thus , thus , she cry'd , You use a harmless Maid ? And so she dy'd . I wak'd , and straight I knew I lov'd so well , it made my Dream prove true . Fancy the kinder Mistriss of the two , Fancy had done what Phillis would not do . Ah cruel Nymph , cease your disdain , While I can dream you scorn in vain : Asleep or waking you must ease my pain . The Bachelors Song . LIke a Dog with a Bottle fast ty'd to his Tail , Like a Vermin in a Trap , or a Thief in a Jail , Like a Tory in a Bog , Or an Ape with a Clog , Even such is the man , who when he may go free , Does his Liberty lose In a Matrimony Noose , And sells himself into Captivity . The Dog he doth howl when the Bottle doth jog , The Vermin , the Thief , and the Tory in vain Of the Trap , of the Jail , of the Quagmire complain , But well fare poor Pug , For he plays with his Clog ; And though he would be rid on 't rather than his life , Yet he hugs it and tugs it as a Man does his Wife . The Batchelors Satyr re●orted . 1. LIke a Dog that runs madding at Sheep or at Cows , Like a Boar that runs brumling after the Sows , Like a Jade full of Rancor , Or a Ship without Anchor , Such is the Libertine whom sense invites To spend his leisures In recoyling pleasures , And prefers Looseness unto Hymens Rites : Whereas that honest Tedder holds The Dog from ranging to the Folds ; And the soft tie of sixt desire , Keeps men from that Boarish mire ; The Bit and Reins The Horse restrains , And th' Anchor saves The Ship from Waves Vermin indeed are oft deserv'dly caught In their own Traps , Venereous Claps , Which Health and Wealth and Conscience dearly bought . 2. Those Felons of themselves are their own Jails , And by stoln Pleasure do their sin intail ; Such wandring Tories in unknown Bogs , And busie Urchins are ensaf'd by Clogs : But well fare that Bird , That sweetly is heard To sing in the contented Cage , Secure from fears , And all the snares Of a Licentious and trepanning Age , Passing a calm harmonious Life , Just like an honest Man and Wife . A Reply to the Batchelors Satyr retorted . LIke a Cat with her Tail fast hel'd by a Peg , Like a Hog that gruntles when he 's ty'd by the leg , Like a gall'd Horse in a Pownd , Or a Ship run a ground : Such is the Man , who ty'd in a Nuptial Nooze , With the proud Stoick , brags Of his Patches , and his Rags And rails at looseness , yet would fain get loose , Whereas the Cat , not knowing who vext her , Tooth and nail assaults the thing that is next her ; And the soft tye of fixt desire Binds the Hog to the Paradise of his dear Mire : The Horse frisks about , But cannot get out ; And the Anchor gives way To the boysterous Sea. Husbands indeed are oft deserv'dly caught In their own Traps , By others Claps , Or Midwives , Nurses , Cradles dearly bout . These Felons to themselves are their own Jail : Some on the Parish do their Bratsentail , Like Tories from thir Wives and Children run , Designing but to Do , and be Undone : Or else like Hedghogs under Crabtrees roll , To bring home to their Drabs A burthen of Crabs , And then retire to their Hole . But well fare the Owl , Of all feather'd Fowl , That in the contented Ivy-bush sings ; She dodders all day , While the little birds play , And at midnight she flutters her wings , Hooting out her mopish discontented Life , Just like and honest man and Wife , On a Wedding . HOw pleasant a thing , were a Wedding , And a Bedding ? If a Man could purchase a Wife For a twelvemonth and a day : But to live with her all a mans life , For ever and for ay , Till she grows as grey as a Cat : Good faith , Mr. Parson , excuse me for that . The Answer . HOw honest a thing is a Wedding , And a Bedding ? If a man but make choice of a virtuous Wife , To live with for aye , Not a month and a day , But to love and to cherish all days of his life , Till both are grown grave , rich , fruitful , and fat : Good sooth ( Sir ) there needs no excuses for that . And thus against all Syrens safely stands The wise Ulysles ty'd with Nuptial Bands . Vpon His Majesties Picture drawn by a Fair Lady . YOur hand with Nature at a noble strife , Hath paid our Sovereign a great share of Life . Strange fate ! that Charles did ne'r more firmly stand , Then when twice rescu'd by a female hand . Fair Voucher of the Royal Head , which we owe Though first to Madam Lane , yet next to you . But here your glory much doth hers out-vie , She us'd disguise , you use discovery : And sure there 's not so much of Honour shown To save by hiding , as by making known : Yet hence for you the odds do higher lie , She sav'd from Death , you from Mortality ; Who in despight of fate can give reprieve , And in this deathless Image make him live . Warwicks great worth must quit the leaves of same , There never was a make-●ing till you came . Had Shiva's Queen known thus , she need not roam , Sh' had seen the Learned Monarch nearer home . O how Vandike would fret himself , by you Baffl'd at once in th' Art and Object too ! Nature her self amaz'd , doth scarce yet know For certain , whether , she drew both , or you : And we , seeing so much life in th' Image shown , Fear least it speak , and lay a Claim to th' Crown . And th' vulgar apt to a more gross mistake , Should Charles but for his Pictures Picture take . Who knows what harm might from your pencil come If Painting had not been an Art that 's dumb . W●r●'sters strict search had ceas'd , did Cromwel know How much of Charles your hand could to him show ; And the great Rebel would contented be To have him murther'd in this Effigie ; Wherein he doth so much himself appear , I am i' th' Presence whilst I spy him here . His Crown he may from others hands receive , But only you Charles to himself could give . To be thus lively drawn , is th' only thing Could almost make me wish my self a King. Go on , Fair Hand , and by a nobler Art Make Charles a Prince compleat in every part : And to the world this rare example show , You can make Kings , and get them Subjects too , FINIS . Westminster Drollery , THE SECOND PART ; BEING A Compleat Collection of all the Newest and Choicest SONGS and POEMS at COURT and both the THEATERS . By the Author of the FIRST PART , never Printed before . LONDON , Printed for William Gilbert at the Half-Moon in 〈…〉 These to his honoured Freind , the Author of this Book , upon his WESTMINSTER DROLLERY . HAving perus'd your Book , I there do find The footsteps of a most Ingenious mind ; Which ( traceing ) I ne're left , until I came Vnto the knowledge of the Authors Name ; Which having understood , I needs must show That due respect I to your Lines doe owe. How easie is it for a man to know Those Songs you made , from those Collected too ? Yours like Rich Vyands on a Table set , Invites all Pallats for to tast and eat ; T● ' others but garnish are , which only serve To feed a hungry stomach , least it starve ; Yours like the Sun , when he displayes his face , Obscures , and darkens Starrs of meaner Race : So Sir , in every thing you so transcend , That I could wish your Drolleries no end : But least my youthful Poetry should stray From their intentions , and so lose their way , I 'le wish your fame may be as amply known As he desires , who speaks himself your own . Ric : Mangic WESTMINSTER DROLLERY . The late Song at the Dukes House . SInce we poor slavish women know Our men we cannot pick and choose , To him we like , why say we no ? We both our time and labour loose : By our put offs , and fond delayes , A Lovers Appetite we pall ; And if too long the Gallant stayes , His Stomack 's gone for good and all . Or our impatient Amorous guest Unknown to us away may steale , And rather than stay for a feast Take up with some course ready meale . When opportunity is kind , Let prudent women be so too ; And if a man be to her mind , Till , till , — she must not let him goe . The match soon made is happy still , For only love , 't is best to doe For none should marry 'gainst their will , But stand off when their Parents woe , And only to their Suits be coy ; For she whom Jointures can obtain To let a Fopp her bed injoy , Is but a lawfull wench for gain . A late Song called The Resolute Gallant for a second Tryall . HOw hard a fate have I that must expire By sudden sparkles Love hath blown to fire : No paine like mine , 'cause fed with discontent , Not knowing how these flames I may prevent . Lucinda's eyes affection have compel'd , And ever since in thraldome I have dwelt ; Yet which is more , s●● who 's my sole delight Belongs unto another man by right . What though she do ? bear up dejected mind , She that is faired doth seldome prove unkind ; She may be so , I 'le put it to a venture ; Who tryes no Circle , may mistake the Center . For joyes themselves are only tr●e when try'd , Frui●ion is the comfort of a Bride ; And how can he enjoy that ne'r doth try But is dishearted with a Female fie ? ( When known to most ) they willingly resigne What they doe seem as willing to decline , Why then should I desist , I 'le try agen , They ' steeme the valiant lover the best of men . The Subtil Girle well fitted . The Tune The New Boxy . PRethee Cloris tell me how I 've been to thee Disloyal ; In love thou know'st who makes a vow , 'T is only but on tryal : For had I found , thy graces sound , Which first I did discover , There 's none shou'd be more kind to thee , Or halfe so true a Lover . 2. I vow'd 't is true , I 'le tell you how , With mental reservation , To try if thou wouldst keep thy vow , And find thine Inclination ; But when I saw thou didst withdraw Thy faith from me to changing , Why shoul'dst thou blame me for the same To take my swing in ranging . 3. No Cloris know , the knack I 've found Of this thy feigned passion , Thou knowst my elder brother's drown'd And chinks with me in fashion ; And likewise know , I 've made a vow To one did ne're deceive me VVho in the worst of times she durst Both visit and relieve me . 4. Then farewell Cloris false and faire , And like thee every woman , Nor more will weare thy lock of haire , Thy favours now are common ; But I will weare Aminta deare VVithin my heart for ever , VVhose faire and kind , and constant mind , To cherish I 'le endeavour . The New Scotch Song . SIt ' tha ' do'on be me , mine awn sweet joy , Thouse quite kill me suedst thou prove coy , Suedst thou prove coy , and not loove me . VVhere sall I fiend sike a can as thee . 2. Is'e bin at Weke , and Is'e bin at Faire , Yet neer coo'd I find can with thee to compare ; Oft have I sought , yet ne're cood I find Ean I loov'd like thee , ' gen you prove kind . 3. Thou'se ha' a gay goone , an gea fine , VVith brave buskins thy feet sall shine , VVith the fin'st sloores thy head sall be crownd , An thy pink-patticoat sall be lac't round . 4. VVee'se gang early to the brooke side , VVee'se catch fishes as they do glide , Ev'ry little fish thy prisner sall be , Thou'fe catch them , an I 'se catch thee . 5. Coom lat me kisse thy cherry Lip , an praise Aw the features , a thy sweet face , Thy forehead so smooth and lofty doth rise , Thy soft ruddy cheeks , and thy pratty black eyes . 6. I se ligg by thee all the caw'd niete , ' Thou's● want neathing for thy deleete ; Thouse ha' any thing , thouse ha me , Sure I ha soom thing that'le please thee . The Answer to the Scotch Song , and to that Tune . 1. SIbby cryes to the wood , coom follow me , ●or I'se have a fiene thing my Billy for thee , It i like a thing which I mun not tell , Yet I ken Billy thou'se love it well . 2. Billy cryes , wa is me , and sight vary seare Cause to his Sibby he cood not come neare , At last he tald her with many a greane Ise cannot follow Sibby for meerter and steane . 3. Thou ken'st Billy , Is'e loove thee wee le , And for thy Love my Patticoat wa'd sell ; I 'se loove thee dearly wee 'le as myne ean mother , Thou'se pull down ean side , & I 'se pull down tother . 4. Sibby gang'd to the Wail to pull it doone , Billy ean the tea side came there as soone ; Then she pul'd doon the steane , & Billy the meerter , That of his ●●atty Sibby he might be the Peerter . The rejected Lover to his Mistriss . 1. WHat means this strangen●ss now of late , Since time doth truth approve , Such difference may consist with state , In cannot stand with love . 2. 'T is either cunning or distrust , Doth such ways allow ; The first is base , the last unjust , Let neither blemish you . 3. Explaine with unsuspitious looks The Riddles of your mind , The eyes are Cupids fortune Books , Where love his fate may find . 4. If kindness crosse your wisht content , Dismiss it with a frown , I 'le give thee all the love is spent , The rest shall be my own . The Prologue to Witt without money : being the first Play acted after the Fire . SO shipwrackt Passengers escape to land , So look they , when on bare Beach they stand , Dropping and cold ; and their first feare scarce o're , Expecting famine from a desert shore ; From that hard Climate we must wait for bread Whence even the Natives forc't by hunger fled . Our stage does humane chance present to view , But ne're before was seen so sadly true , You are chang'd to , and your pretence to see Is but a nobler name of charitie . Your own provisions furnish out our feasts Whilst you the founders make your selves our guests . Of all mankind besides Fate had some care , But for poore Witt no portion did prepare , 'T is left a rent-charge to the brave and faire . You cherisht it , & now its fall you mourne , Which blind unmannerd Zealots make their scorne , Who think the fire a Judgment on the stage , Which spar'd not Temples in its surious rage . But as our new-built City rises higher , So from old Theaters may new aspire , Since Fate contrives magnificence by fire . Our great Metropolis doth farr surpasse What ere is now , & equald all that was , Our Witt as far doth forrein wit excell , And like a king should in a Pallace dwell . But we with golden hopes are vainely fed , Talk high , and entertaine you in a shed : Your presence here , for which we humbly sue , Will grace old Theaters , and build up new . A Song . OF all the briske da●●s my Selina for me , For I love not a woman unlesse she be free ; The affection that I to my Mistris do pay Grows weary , unless she does meet me half way : There can be no pleasure 'till humours do hit , Then Jumping's as good in affection as wit. No sooner I came , but she lik't me as soone ; No sooner I askt , but she granted my boon ; And without a preamble , a portion or Jointer , She promis'd to meet me , where e're I 'de appoint her ; So we struck up a match , and embrac'd each other Without the consent of Father or Mother . Then away with a Lady that 's modest and coy , Let her ends be the pleasure that we do enjoy ; L●t her tickle her fancy with secret delight , And refuse all the day , what she longs for at night : I believe my Selina , who shews they 'r all mad , To feed on dry bones , when flesh may be had . A SONG . Give o're foolish heart , and make hast to despare , For Daphne regards not thy vowes nor thy prayer Which plead for thy passion , thy paines to prolong ; She courts her gittar , and replyes with a Song . No more shall true lovers such beauties adore , Were the gods so severe , men would worship no more . No more will I waite like a slave at your doore , I will spend the cold night at the windows no more ; My lungs in long sighs I 'le no more exhale , Since your pride is to make me grow sullen & pale ; No more shall Amintas your pitty implore , Were gods so ingrate men , would worship no more . No more shall your frowns & free humour perswade To worship the Idol my fancy hath made ; When your Saint's so neglected , your follies give 'ore Your deity's lost , and your beauty 's no more ; No more sh●ll true lovers such beauties adore , Were the gods so severe , men would worship no mo●● . How weak are the vowes of a lover in paine When flarter'd with hope , or opprest with disdain ; No sooner my Daphne's bright eyes I review , But all is forgot , and I vow all anew . No more fairest Nymph , I will murmur no more . Did the Gods seem so faire , men would ever adore . A Song . 1. COrinna ' false ! it cannot be , Let me not hear 't againe , 't is blasphemie , Shee 's divine , Not the Shrine Where the Vestall flames doe shine Holds out a light so constant pure as she ▪ First shall the nights Out-burne those Taper lights Which Emulate the one ey'd day ; Phaebus rayes Shall outgaze Titan in his chiefest praise ; Snow shall burne , Floods returne To their Springs , their funerall urne , E're my Corinna's constancy decay . 2. Not innocence it selfe is free From imputation ; and ' twe●e base in me , Where I find Love combin'd In a heart of one so kind , To injure vertue with Jealousie . Still do I strive To keep my joyes alive And vindicate Corinna's fame , Whilst my brest Doth suggest Thoughts which violate my rest , And my feares Flow in Teares Whilst they wound me through the eare 's Which cast aspersion on Corinna's name . 3. 'T is sayd , Corinna may it be As false as my affection 's true to thee , That thou art ! How my heart Greeves such terrors to impart ; Not what thou wast before to me . This , this , destroyes My late triumphant Joyes Which sweld , when in your armes I was intwin'd . Loves best wreath You did breath , You vowd to be my love till death Sealing this With that blisse , Whilst with armes , and every word a kiss Our pure soules were as our hearts combin'd . Last night I walkt into a grove ●Mong shady bowers to bewaile my love , There to find Fate so kind As to ease my pensive mind Or thoughts of my Corinna to remove . But there the Nightingale Had husht her pretty tale , Leaving her ditty 's to the Owle , Which made me sad And did adde Fewel to the flame I had : That poore I Now must die Unless Corinna's constancy Takes off this clogg which overwhelmes my soule . The Petticoate wagge , with the Answer . SOme say the world is full of holes , And I think Many a chinke Is unstopt , that were better clos'd , Is now unstopt that were better clos'd . To stop them all is more than to build Pauls ; Wherefore he That would see How men are in private dispos'd , How most men are in private dispos'd Then let him looke the world throughout From the oyster-wench to the black bagg , And peepe here , And peepe there , You 'l still find the petticoate wagge . The Answer . SOme say the world is full of pelse , But I think There 's no Chinke Because I have so little my selfe , Because I have now so little my selfe . Where pockets are full , there men will borrow , But one must Neve● trust 〈◊〉 to be pay'd to day or to morrow , 〈◊〉 to be pay'd to day or to morrow ▪ ● let him look the world throughout From the Usurer to his best friend , And ask here , And ask there , But the Devil a penny they 'l lend . An Invocation to Cupid ▪ A SONG . YOu powers that guard loves pleasant Thron● And guide our passions by your owne , 〈◊〉 downe , send down that golden dart 〈◊〉 makes two Lovers weare one heart . Sollicite Venus that her doves ●hich through their bills translate their loves , May teach my tender love and I To kisse into a Sympathy . Pray Cupid , if it be no sinne 'Gainst nature , for to make a twinne Of our two soules , that the others eyes May see death cozen'd when one dyes . If oh you Powers you can implore Thus much from Love , know from your store Two Amorous Turtles shall be freed VVhich yearly on your Altar bleed ▪ A beautifull and great Lady died in March , and was buried in April . MArch with his winds hath struck a Cedar tall , And weeping Aprill mournes the Cedars fall , And May intends her month no flowres shall bring Sith she must loose the flowre of all the Spring . Then March winds have caused Aprill showers , And yet sad May , must loose her flower of flowres . To● of Bedlam , and to that Tune . A mock to From a dark and dismal state . 1. FRom the hagg and hungry Goblin That into raggs would rend yee , All the Spirits that stan By the naked man In the book of moons defend yee , ●hat of your five sound Senses You never be forsaken , Nor Travel from Your selves with Tom Abroad to begg your Bacon . Chor : Nor never sing , any food any feeding , Money drink or clothing : Come dame or mayd Be not asfrayd , Poor Tom will injure nothing . 2. Of 30 bare yeares have I Twice twenty bin inraged , And of forty bin Three times fifteene In durance soundly caged . ●n the lovely lofts of Bedlam , on stubble soft & dainty Brave bracelets strong , Sweet whips ding dong And who some hunger plenty . Cho● . And now I sing , any food , any feeding &c. 3. With a thought I took for mawdlin , And a ●ruse of ●o●kle pottage And a thing thus — tall ( Skye blesse you all ) I fell into this do●age . I slept not since the conquest , 'Till then I never waked , 'Till the Roguish Boy Of Love where I lay Me found , and stript me naked . Chor : And made me sing , any food , &c. 4. When short I have shorne my Sowes face , And swigg'd my horned barrell , In an Oaken Inne , Doe I pawn my skin , As a suit of gi●● apparel . The Moon 's my constant Mistris , And the lovely Owle my morrow , The flaming drake , And the night-crow make Me musick to my sorrow . Chor : While there I sing any food &c. 5. The Palsy plague these pounces , When I prigg your piggs or pullen , Your Culvers take , Or matelesse make Your Chanticleare , and ●ullen ▪ When I want provant , with Humphry I su● , And when benighted , To repose in Paules , With walking soules , I never am affrighted . Chor : But still do I sing , any food &c. 6. I know more than Apollo , For oft when he lyes sleeping , I behold the Starrs At mortall warrs , And the wounded Welkin weeping ; The Moon embrace her shepheard , And the queen of Love her warriour , Whilst the first doth horne , The starre of the morne , And the next the heavenly Farrier . 7. The Gipsy Snap , and Tedro , Are none of Tom's Comrades , The Punke I scorne , And the Cutpurse sworne , And the roaring boyes bravadoes . The sober white , and gentle , Me trace , or touch , and spare not ; But those that cross Tom's Rhinoceros Do what the Panther dare not . Chor : Although I sing , any food &c. 8. Wich a heart of furious fancies , Whereof I am commander , VVith a burning speare , And a horse of Aire , To the wilderness I wander ; With a Knight of Ghosts and shaddowes , I summon'd am to Tourney , Ten leagues beyond The wide worlds end , Methinks it is no journey . Chor : All while I sing , Any food any feeding . Mony drink or clothing Come d●me or mayd Be not assrayd Poor Tom will injure nothing The Oakerman . To the Tune of Tom of Bedlam . 1. THe Starr that shines by day light , And his Love the midnight walker , VVell guard Red-Jack , VVith his Purple-pack Of right North●mbrian Auker , Cho : While here I sing , Any marke any marking , Marking red or yellow , Come , come , and buy , or say ye why , You deny so brave a fellow . 2. Full off a 10 dayes Journey Into the earth I venture , To shew bright day , Old Adams clay , From the Long benighted center , Chor : And then I sing , any mark &c. 3. From the Rugged I le of Orkney , VVhere the Redshanke walkes the Marish Not a Towne of Count To the Magog-mount , Not a Village Ham or parish , Chor : But then I sing any marke &c. 4. The Curtaild Curr and Mastiffe , With this Twig I charm from barking ; From Packhorse feete , And wells in street , I preserve your Babes with marking . Chor : While there I sing , Any marke &c. 5. The Blank denier , and Stiver , To Gold I turn with wearing And a six-penny pot , For a scarlet groat E●●ic fills me without swearing . Chor : While I do sing any mark &c. 6. Besides the Mort I marry'd , With whom I sometimes slumber , ' Tway loves have I , And one ligg by , So we are five in number , Chor : And we do sing any marke &c. 7. Not one of all my Doxyes , So fruitless is or sterril , But breeds young bones , And marking stones To your Poultreys further perril . Chor : When they shall sing any ma●ke &c. 8. Will you red-stones have to Tawny Your Lambskins or your weathers , Will ye Bole as good , For a flux of blood , As the fu●e of Capons feathers . Chor : Of these I sing any mark &c. 9. Will you Lead to Pounce your paintings , Any Peakish wherstones will ye , Will ye heavenly Blewes , Or C●ruse use , That scornes to wooe the Lilly. Chor : Of what I sing , any marke &c. 10. The Belgian does not scorne me , Nor I the Eth●opian , I am both one man , To the American , And the white and faire European . Chor : Although I sing any mark &c. 11. The fiery Mars his Minion , By the Twilight might me follow ; In a morning Scene , To the Mornings Queene , She might take me for Apollo . Cho : But that I sing , any mark &c. 12. But as disdain'd of fortune , Disdaine I shift and sharking , No loves but these , Do my fancy please , No delight , or life to marking . Chor : Wherefore I sing Any marking , Marking red or yellow , Come , come , and buy , Or say you why , You deny so brave a fellow . Old Soldiers . 1. OF old Soldiers the Song you would heare , And we old Fid●●rs have forgot who they were But all we remember shall come ●o your Eare , Chor : That we are Old Soldier● of the Queens , And the Queens Old Soldiers . 2. With an old Drake that was the next man , To old Franciscus ( who first it began ) To faile through the Streights of Magellan , Chor : Like an old Soldier &c. 3. That put the Proud Spanish Armado to wrack , And Travel'd all ore the old world , and came back In his old Ship , laden with Gold and old Sack , Chor : Like an old &c. 4. With an Old Candish that seconded him , And taught his old Sailes the same passage to swim , And did them therefore with Cloth of Gold Trim , Like an old &c. 5. With an old Rawleigh that twice and agen , Saild over most part of the Seas , and then Travel'd all ore the old World with his Pen , And an Old &c. With an old Iohn Norreys the Generall That at old Gaunt made his same Immortall , In s●ight of his foes with no losse at all , Like an old Soldier &c. 7. Like old Bres●-sort an Invincible thing , VVhen the old Queen sent him to help the French King , Took from the proud foe to the worlds wondring , As an old &c. Where an old stout Fryer as goes the story , Came to push a Pike with him in vain glory , But h● was almost sent to his own Purgatory By this old souldier &c. With an old Ned Norrey● that kept Ostend , A terrour to soe , and a refuge to freind , And left it Impregnable to his last end , Like an old Souldier &c. That in the old unfortunate voyage of all , Marcht ore the old Bridge , and knockt at the wall Of Lisbon the Mistris of Portugall , Like an old souldier &c. With an old Tom Norreys by the old Queen sent , Of Munster in Ireland Lord President , Where his dayes and his blood in her service he spent , Like an old souldier &c. With an old Harry Norreys in b●ttel wounded In his Knee , whose Legg was cut off ; and he sed You have spil'd my Dancing , and dyed in his bed . An old Souldier &c. With an old Will Norreys the oldest of all , Who went voluntary without any call , To 'th old Irish Wars to 's fame Immortall , Like an old Soldier &c. VVith an old Maximilian Norreys the last Of six old brothers , whose fame the time past Could never yet match , nor shall future time wast ▪ He was an old soldier &c. VVith an old Dick Wenman the first ( in his prime ) That over the wal●s of old Cales did climbe , And therefore was Knighted , and liv'd all his time . An old souldier &c. VVith an old Nando Wenman when Brest was ore-thrown ▪ Into th' Aire , into ●h ' Seas with Gunpowder blown , Yet bravely recovering , long after was known , An old souldier &c. VVith an old Tom Wenman , whose bravest delight VVas in a good cause for his Country to fight , And dyed in Ireland a good old Knight ▪ And an old souldier &c. VVith a yo●ng N●d Wenman so valiant and bold , In the w●●rs of Bohemia ; as with the old D●serves for his valour to be Inrold , An old &c. And thus of old Soldiers hear ye the same , But never so many of one house and name , And all of old Io●n Lord Williams of Thame , Chor : An Old Souldier of the Queens , And the Queens old Sold●er . A wo●rs Expostulation . 1. ALl day do I sit inventing , VVhile I live so single alone , VVhich way to Wed to my contenting , And yet can resolve upon none . There 's a wench whose wealth would inrich me , But she not delights me ; There 's anothers eyes do bewitch me , But her fashion frights me . He that herein Has a traveller bin And at length in his Longing sped . VVhat shall I doe , Tell me who I shall woe , For I long to be lustily wed . 2. Shall I with a VViddow marry ; No , no , she such watch will beare To spy how my selfe I doe carry . I shall always live in feare . Shall I to a mayd be a wooer , Maydens are lov'd of many , Knowing not to whom to be sure ▪ Are unsure to any . Marry with youth , There is love without truth , For the young cannot long be just , And Age if ● prove ; There is truth without Love , For the Old are too cold to Lust. The Resolution . 1. I Dye , when as I do not see Her , who is my life , and all to me ; And when I see her then I dye In seeing of her cruel●y , So that to me like m●sery is wrought , Both when I see , and when I see her no● . 2. Shall I in silence mourn and grieve ? VVho silent sorrowes will relieve ? In speaking not my heart will rend ▪ And speaking I ●●y her ●●●end . So that 'twixt Love and death my heart is shot With equall dar●s , speak I , or speak I not . 3. Since life and death is in her Eye , If her I not behold , I dye ; And if I look on her she kills , I 'le chuse the least of two such ills ; Though both be hard , this is the easier lot , To dye and see , than dye and see her not 4. Yet when I see her I shall speak ; For if I speak not , heart will break ; And if I speak I can but dye , Of two such ills the least I 'le trye ; Who dyes unseen or dumb is soon forgot , I 'le see and speak then , dye , or dye I not . Love , himselfe in Love 1. AS in May the little god of love Forsook his Mothers rosy rest To play , to wanton , and to rove His quiver where it pleas'd him best ▪ VVanting sport In idle sort An arrow where he could not tell From him glanced , So it chanced Love thereby in Love besell . 2. In sad Teares he to his mother pray'd ( to seek his shaft ) to lend him eyes , VVhich she grants : a bright and lovely Love taking up his dart espies ; But poore lad He better had Neer seen at all , then now too well , For being strook , VVith her faire look Love himselfe in love besell . 3. She too true a chastity embrac'd , And from Loves courtship , and his 〈◊〉 Nicely flew ; but when his houre was pass'd His sorrow with his sight was gone . VVith us swaines , She now remaines ; And every shepheards boy can tell , This is she That love did see VVho seeing her in love besell 4. Some thus wish , that Love had never shot , ( That thereof with him feel the woe ) Some dispute that Love a God is not , And think that beauty beares the bow , Since this mayd , VVithout his ayd , Doth her beholders all compell , Now to fall Into that thrall VVhere Love himself in Love befell . 5. Simple Swaines could wish their eyes were blind For in her speech and every grace , Are such chaines to captivate the mind , They love her that ne're saw her face . Liking lyes Not all in Eyes , No● Charmes in Cheeks do only dwell , Love had power , But for an houre , To see , and so in love besell . 6. Since in troope of many wretched men I her inchanting looks survay'd , Though I droop , I languish , yet agen , To see , and yet to see affrayd . But O why , With shame should I Consume for what I love so well ; First I 'le try Her love , and dye With fame , where love in love befell . The Matchlesse Maid . 1. AMidst the merry May , When wantons would a playing , A Girle as any gay That had no mind a Maying , By a cleare Fountain brim , Shedding teares , Shaming him , Sate , and said , are all they With their Mates gone to May , And on a Sun-shiny day Must I be cast away , O , to dye a Maid . 2. One hand she laid to calme Her brest that ever panted , And on her other palme Her dewy Cheek she planted , All a loft Covered ore With the soft silks she wore , And underneath a bed Of Lillyes had she spred Whereon she was , she sed Fully determined O to dye a Maid . 3. Is 't love , quoth she , or lot , Whose fault I am not mated ? Has Cupid me forgot , Will fortune have me hated ? O ill men Though ye be Fewer then Wretched we ; Must I needs be one , For whom there mate is none , None need her death bemone ( Than ) that was borne alone , O , to dye a Made 4. And so into a swound She fell ; and in a trembling Fell I , when as I found A maid ; & no dissembling : To her quick Did I stepp , Felt her thick Pulses leap , Brake her blew Belt in twaine , Into her cheeks againe , Kist that Vermilion stain , Nature did ne're ordaine . O to dye a Maid . 5. But like to him that wrought A face that him Inchanted , And life for it besought , Which Cytherea granted , Fared I ( fool ) that should Let her dye When she would . For with that soul she brought , Back from the shades she sought , Am I now deeply caught In love , that ever thought O to die a Maid . One and his Mistris a dying . 1. SHall we die , Both thou and I , And leave the world behind us ; Come I say And lets away , For no body here doth mind us . 2. Why do we gape , We cannot scape The doom that is assign'd us ; When we are in grave , Although we rave , There no body needs to bind us . 3. The Clark shall sing , The Sexton ring , And old wives they shall wind us The Priest shall lay Our bones in clay , And no body there shall find us . 4. Farewel wits , And folly's fits , And griefs that often pin'd us ; When we are dead , VVe 'l take no heed What no body says behind us . 5. Merry nights , And false delights Dieu , ye did but blind us ; VVe must to mold , Both young and old , Til no body's left behind us . A Dialogue between a man ( in Garrison ) and his wife ( with her company ) storming without . The Tune The Devils Dream . Man. HArk , hark , the Doggs do bark , My Wife is coming in With Rogues and Jades , And roaring blades , They make a devillish din. Woman . 2. Knock , knock , 't is twelve a clock , The Watch will come anon , And then shall wee All be free Of the Gate house every one . Man. 3. Hold , hold , who is that so bold That dares to force my doores , Here is no roome For such a scum Of arrant Rogues and Whores Woman . 4. See , See , this Cuckold he Denyes to let us in , Let 's force the house , Drink and carouse , And make him sit and spin . Man. 5. So , so , I 'me glad I know Your mind , I will provide A Bride-well Bunne For every one , And lodging there beside . Woman . 6. Run , Run , le ts all be gon , The Watch is coming by , They bid 'em stand , Away they ran As fast as they could hey . Man. 7. Watch , watch , I prethee catch Some of that flying crew , Here 's money for ye , They for it tarry , Mean while away they flew . A Late Poem by a Person of quality . VVHat dire Aspects wore the inraged skie At the curst moment of my birth : O why Did envious Fate prolong my loathsome age , Since all mankind , yea all the Gods ingage To bend their never-ceasing spight on me alone , Am I the center of their envy grown ? Am I the man On whom they all their venom'd weapons try Made for their sport , and mankinds mockery , Or was 't ye Gods that you did me create Only to make me thus unfortunate ? Or do I owe a being to some other powers VVho'l make me able to deride all yours ? If so , From these unknown Patrons I 'le obtaine A power to stay your deem'd eternall reigne , I 'le ravish Nature , from which rape shall come A Race , shall ruine your ill guarded throne ; Rocks , hills , and mountaines , wee 'l sling at the Skye ; Whole torne up Regions in Joves face shall fly . Wee 'l drai●e the Seas With hills of water , quench the angry starrs ; Nor will we put an end to these just wars , 'Till conquered Iove shall learne to obey , And I more powerfull shall his Scepter sway ; The heavens to their first source shall then returne , The Earth to her Autumnal being run : And stubborne mankind I will new create : On all I will impose new lawes of Fate . On Women . WOmen are call'd Eves , Because they came from Adams wife , Put to t●h , and they are Theeves , They rob men of a merry life ; Put ls to Eve , and then they 're Evils , Put d before evills , and then they are Devils : And thus our Eves are made theeves , & theeves are evils And angry Women are a thousand times worse than Devils . The Valentine . 1. AS youthfull day put on his best Attire to usher morne , And she to greet her glorious guest Did her faire selfe adorne ; Up did I rise , and hid mine eyes As I went through the street , Least I should one that I despise Before a fairer meet ; And why Was I , Think you so nice and fine , Well did I wot , Who wotts it not , It was St Valentine 2. In fields by Phaebus great with young Of Flower 's and hopefull budds , Resembling thoughts that freshly sprung In lovers lively bloods , A dam'sel faire and fine I saw , So faire and finely dight , As put my heart almost in aw To attempt a mate so bright : But O , Why so , Her purpose was like mine , And readily , She said as I , Good morrow Valentine . 3. A Faire of love we kept a while , She for each word I said Gave me two smiles , and for each smile I her two kisses pay'd . The Violet made hast to appear To be her bosome guest , With first Primrose that grew this year I purchast from her brest ; To me , gave she , her golden lo●k for mine ; My ring of Jet , For her Bracelet , I gave my Valentine . 4. Subscribed with a line of love , My name for her I wrote ; In silke forme her name she wove , VVhereto this was her mot — As shall this year thy truth appear I still my dear am thine : Your mate to day , and Love for aye , If you so say , was mine . VVhile thus , on us , each others favours shine , No more have we to change , quoth she , Now farewell Valentine . 5. Alas , said I , ●e● freinds not seeme Between themselves so strange , The Jewels both we dear'st esteeme You know are yet to change : She answers no , yet smiles as though Her tongue her thought denyes ; VVho truth of maidens mind will know , Must seek it in her Eyes . She blush● , I wisht , Her heart as free as mine , She sight and sware , Insooth you are Too wanton Valentine . 6. Yet I such further favour won By suit and pleasing play , She vow'd what now was left undone , Should finisht be in May. And though perplex'd with such delay ▪ As more augments desire , Twixt present griefe , and promis'd Joy ; I from my Mate re●ire ▪ If she To me Preserve her vowes divine And constant troth , She shall be both My Love and Valentine . On Thirsis and Phillis . YOung Thirsis the shepheard , that wont was to keep So delightfull slocks and faire , Sets eyes upon Phillis , and le ts go the Sheep To wander he knows not where . The cropping of Lillyes , Was as became Phillis , That seem'd with her brow to compare ; He tuning of Verses , Was as became Thirsis , That more did her beauty declare . 2. Why lik'st thou those flowers that are not like thee , Thou art far more fresh and gay , Or if thou lov'st Lillyes , why lov'st thou not me That am Love-sick and pale as they ? Thy bosome faire Phillis Yeilds lovlyer Lillyes Surpassing the sweetness of those , Whose beauty so pierces The poor heart of Thirsis That these more resemble his woes . 3. Art thou a Shepherdess , and yet too good For a Shepheard to be thy mate ? If wanton opinion , or purenesse of blood , Doth make thee disdaine thy estate , Let Thirsis pluck Lillyes , And feed flocks for Phillis For her love his duty to show , Whilst Phillis rehearses , The Poesies of Thirsis In his love her beauty to know . 4. If Goridons jealousie cannot admit Young Thirsis his rival to be , Thy heart is too young to be singular yet , And too old to be lov'd is he . Then try what the skill is Of young men faire Phillis Ere age thou dost simply retaine ; If any love pierces Thee deeper than Thirsis , Let Thirsis love Phillis in vaine , 5. Thus Thirsis went , on but Phillis more wise Conceales the delight she find , For women their likings have skill to disguise , But men cannot masque their minds . He mounts where the hill is , The proud hill where Phillis , Is wonted to rest with her sheep ; And with his ●lock Thirsis , So seldome converses , We think he with Phillis doth keep . A Song . 1. TO love thee without flattery were a sin , Since thou art all Inconstancy within , Thy heart is govern'd only by thine Eyes , ●he newest object is thy richest prize , Love me then just as I love thee , That 's 'till a fairer I can see . 2. I hate this constant doating on a Face , Content ne're dwells a week in any place ; Why then should you and I love one another Longer than we can our fancy smother ; Love me then just as I love thee , That 's 'till a fairer I can see ▪ A Song . 1. VVHen Thirsis did the splendid Eye Of Phillis his faire Mistris spye , Was ever such a glorious Queen Said he , unlesse above , t were seen . 2. Faire Phillis with a blushing aire , Hearing those words became more faire ; Away , says he , you need not take Fresh beauty , you more fair to make . 3. Then with a winning smile and looke , His candid flattery she took ; O stay , sayd he , 't is done I vow , Thirsis is captivated now . A catch for three Voices , made from a true Story . 1. A Knot of good fellowes were making moane , Their meeting was spoild , their pig was gon ▪ Whee , quoth a Frenchman to Ioan , its dark , Hark there , cryes Mounseir , Pig , wee l make him pork ; They caught him , & stuck him , wee ' wee ' , what you do To serve you like the mother of the meaz'ld sow ? Begar me no Bacon , you English dogge ; Weeh , weeh , you rask all Frenchman , wee 'l dresse you like a hogg ? They kept such a weehing that home came the Pigg , Which made them all dance , and drinke as long as they could swig , They cry the Mounseir pardon , & forth let him pass No more for a Pigge , but now for an Asse . A Catch of 3 Parts . 1. MY Mistriss will not be content to take a Jest , I mean a Jest as Chaucer meant : But following still the Womens fashion , Allowes it , allowes it , in the last translation ; For with the word shee 'l not dispence , And yet , and yet , and yet , I know she loves the sence . On Loyalty in the Cavaliers . 1. HE that is a cleare Cavalier Will not repine , Although his fortune grow So very low That he cannot get wine . Fortune is a Lass , She will embrace , And strait destroy ; Free-borne Loyaltie Will ever be , Sing Vive le Roy. Chorus . ●ertue is her own reward , and fortune is a Whore , There 's none but knaves and fools regard Her , or do her power implore . A reall honest man , Might a'bin utterly undone , To shew his Allegiance , His love and obedience ; Honour will raise him up , And still praise him up , Virtue stayes him up , Whilst your Loose Courtiers dine With their full Bowles of Wine , Honour will stick to it fast ; And he that fights for love , doth in the way of honour move ; He that is a true Roger , and hath serv'd his King , Although he be a ragged Souldier ; Whilst those that make sport of us , May become short of us , ●te will flatter e'm , and will scatter e'm , Whilst that Loyalty Waits on Royalty , He that waits peacefully , May be successfully Crown'd with Crowns at last . 2. Firmly let us then Be honest men , And kick at fate , We shall live to see Loyaltie , Valued at a high rate . He that bears a word Or a sword , Gainst the Throne , Or doth prophanely prate To wrong the State , Hath but little for his own . Chorus . What though the Plumes of painted Players . Be the prosperous men , Yet wee 'l attend our own affaires , When we come to 't agen . Treachery may be fac't with light , And leachery lin'd with furre , A Cuckold may be made a Knight , 'T is fortune de la gar ; But what is that to us boyes , That now are honest men ? Wee 'l conquer and come agen , Beat up the drum agen , Hey for Cavaliers , Joy for Cavaliers , Pray for Cavaliers , Dub a dub dub , Have at old Belzebub , Oliver stinks for fear . Fist-Monarchy must down-boyes And every Sect in Town , Wee 'l rally , and to 't agen , Give 'em the rout agen , When they come agen , Charge 'em home agen , Face to the right about , tantararara , This is the life of an honest poor Cavalier . The Irish footmans , O hone , 1. NOw Chree'st me save , Poor Irish Knave , O hone , O hone , Round about , The Town throughout , Is poor Shone gone , Mayster to find , Loving and kind , But Shone to his mind is ne're the neare , Shone can find none here , Which makes him cry for feare O hone , O hone , Shone being poore , Him 's foot being sore , For which hee 'l no more Trot about , To find mayster out , Fai● I 'le rather go without And cry O ●one . 2. I was so crost , That I was for●'● , To go barefoo● , With stripes to boot , And no shooes none Nill English could I speak , My mind for to break , And many laught to hear the moane I made , And I like a tyr'd Jade , That had no worke nor Trade But cry'd O hone . Cause Church to go , Whither I 'de or no , ●le dye or do so , Grace a Chreest ; ●or I love Popish Preest A poor Catholick thou seest , O hone , O hone . ● Good honest Shone , Make no more moane , For thy lost , ●do intend , Somthing to spend On Catholicks thus crost ; Take this small gift , And with i● make a shift , And be not thou berest ; Of thy mind ; Although he was unkind , ●o leave thee thus behind , To cry O hone . Here take this Beer , and with it make good cheere , ●othing's for thee too deare ; so a due , ●e constant still and true , This country do not true , Nor cry O hone , 4. Good Shentlemen , That do intend , To help poore Shone at 's need ; My Patron here , Has given me Beer , And meat where●n to feed , Yea and moneys too , So I hope that you Will do as he did do , For my reliefe , To ease my pain & griefe . I le eat no ●owder'd beef , What e're ensue . But I will keep my fast , As I did in times past , To get more stomack for my hungry throat , And 〈◊〉 for friends I sought , They call'd me all te're naught Song . I Went to the Tavern , and then , I went to the Tavern , and then , I had good store of VVine , And my cap full of coyne And the world went well with me then , then , And the world went well with me then . ● I went to the Tavern agen , Where I ran on the score And was turn'd out o' th' door , And the world went ill with me then , then , &c. ● When I was a Batchelor then I had a Saddle and a Horse , And I took my own course , And the world went well with me then , then , &c. 4. But when I was marry'd , O then My Horse and my Saddle VVere turn'd to a Cradle , And the world went ill with me then , then , &c. 5. VVhen I brought her home mony , then She never would pout , But clip me about , And the world went well with me then , then , &c. 6. But when I was drunk , O then , She 'd kick , she 'd fling , Till she made the house ring , And the world went ill with me then , then , &c. 7. So I turn'd her away , and then , I got me a Miss , To clip and to kiss , And the world went ill , &c. 8. But the Pariter came , and then I was call'd to the Court , VVhere I pay'd for my sport , And the world went ill &c. 9. I took my Wife home agen , But I chang'd her note , For I cut her throat , And the world went well with me then , &c. 10. But when it was known , O then , In a two-wheeld Charret , To Tiburn I was carry'd , And the world went ill , &c. 11. But when I came there , O then , They for●'t me to swing . To heaven in a string , And the world went well with me then , then . And the world went well with me then . The Moons Love. 1. THe Moon in her pride , Once glanced aside Her eyes , and espied The day , As unto his bed , In wastcoat of red , Faire Phoebus him led The way ; Such changes of thought , In her chastitie wrought . That thus she besought the boy , O tarry , And Marry The Starry Diana , That will be thy Jem , and Joy. 2. I will be as bright At noon as at night , If that may delight The day ; Come hither and joine Thy glories with mine , Together wee 'l shine For aye . The night shall be noon , And every moon As pleasant as june Or May ; O tarry and marry &c. 3. Enamour'd of none I live chast and alone , Though courted of one , Some say ; And true if it were ●o frivolous feare Let never my dear Dismay , I 'le change my opinion , And turne my old Minion , The Sleepy Endimion Away , O tarry and marry , &c. 4. And but that the night , Should have wanted her light Or lovers in sight Should play , Or Phoebus should shame To bestow such a dame ( VVith a dow'r of his flame ) On a Boy , Or day should appear , Eternally here , And night otherwhere , The day Had tarry'd , And marry'd , The starry'd Diana , And she been his Jem and Joy ▪ On Dulcina . 1. AS at noone Dulcina rested , In her sweet and shady bower , Came a shepheard and requested , In her lapp to sleep an houre ; But from her look , A wound he took So deep , that for a further boon , The Nimph he prayes , VVhere to she sayes , Foregoe me now , come to me soone . 2. But in vaine did she conjure him , To depart her presence so , Having a thousand tongues to allure him , And but one to bid him go . VVhere lipps invite , And eyes delight , And cheeks as fresh as rose in Iune , Perswade to stay , VVhat boots her say , Foregoe me now , come to me soon . Words whose hopes might have injoin'd Him to let Dulcina sleep , Could a mans love be confin'd , Or a mayd her promise keep ; But he her waste , Still holds as fast , As she was constant to her Tune And still she spake , For Cupid sake Foregoe me now , come to me 〈◊〉 4. He demands what time or pleasure . Can there be more soon than now ? She sayes Night gives love that leasure , That the Day doth not allow . The Suns kind sight , Forgives delight , Quoth he , more easily than the Moon . And Venus playes : he told , she sayes , Fore●oe me now , come to me soon . 5. But no promise nor prosession , From his hands could purchase scope ; Who would sell the sweet possession Of such beauty for a hope ? Or for the sight of lingring nigh● , Foregoe the present Joyes of Noon , Though ner'e so faire , her speeches were , Foregoe me now , come to me soon . 6. How at last agreed these lovers , He was ●aire , and she was young , Ton●●● ma● tell what eye discovers , Joy●●●●●seen are never sung . Did she consent , Or he relent , Accepts he night , or grants she noon , Left he her mayd , or not ? she said Foregoe me now , come to me soon . The Saylers Song . 1. The raging waves , and roaring wind ( My Mates ) I list no longer hide , A gentler passage now I find , And Saile upon a calmer tide Of Neptunes man , his mate I prove , And serve with him the master love . 2. My bosome now my Ocean is , Wherein my Amorous thoughts do steere , My hopefull heart in waves of blisse , Whereto her voice and smiling cleare . My wind and weather be : Her eyes Are both my Loadstar , and my Prize . 3. No saile , nor wind , nor Sun I need , Her favours pass the silken Saile , Her smiles the Sunshine day exceed , And her sweet voice the softest gale ? I take no height of starres above , Nor seek adventures , but her love . 4. And if her heart I compass can , VVhere I my hopes have Anchor'd all ; He that the ●leece of Cholchos wan , Made voyage poorer than I shall , By how much living Pearl's above Dead gold , and wealth is short of love . To Live and dye . 3. A Creature so strange , so wretched a one As I Can there be sound , For now alas I live , and anon I die , Feeling no wound ; When but a look of my love I gaine , O what a life it doth infuse ! But when I tast of her sharpe disaine , O how I dye , how can I chuse ? 2. Like as the Sun gives life to the flowers , VVhen May Painteth the field , So when she smiles , her eye like the powers , Of Joy Doth to me yeild , But as the Autumn's envious raine , Soon doth the summers pride confuse Dasht with the stormes of her Disdaine , So do I dye , how can I chuse . 3. Then 't is no wonder that here is a man , Can live Now , and now dye ; Since there 's a beauty that life and death can Both give Out of her Eye Ler her the wonder of time remaine , And that I live let no man muse , VVhile she me loves ; and if she disdaine , Must not I dye , how can I chuse ? 4. Has not her favour force to revive A heart Dying with paine ? And has her ●corne not power to deprive That part Of life againe ? Is there not life and death in her frame B●th at her powerfull will to use , Then at her powerfull will I am , Living or dead , how can I chuse ? The hunting of the Gods. 1. SOngs of Shepheards , and Rusticall Roundlayes , Form'd of san●yes , and whistled on reedes , 〈◊〉 ; to Solace young Nimphs upon holy dayes , Are too unworthy for wonderfull deeds . 〈◊〉 Ingenious ●r winged Cylenius His lofty Genius , May seem to declare , In verse better coyn'd , And voice more refin'd How States devin'd , Once hunted the Ha●e . ●●●rs Enam●●●'d wi●h Pastimes Olympi●all , 〈◊〉 and Planets that beautifull shone , Would no longer that earthly men only shall Swim in pleasure , and they but look on ; Round about horned Lucina they swarmed , And her informed How minded they were ; Each God and Goddesse , To take humane bodyes , As Lords and Ladies , To follow the Hare . 3 , Chast Diana applauded the Motion , And pale Proserpinae set in her place , Lights the Welkin , and governs the Ocean , While she conducted her Nephewes in chace , And by her Example , Her Father to trample The old and ample Earth , leave the aire , Neptune the Water , The Wine Liber Pater , And Mars the slaughter , To follow the Hare . 4. Light god Cupid was hor●●● upon Pegasus , Borrow'd of Muses with kisses and prayers , Strong Alcides upon cloudy Caucasus , Mounts a Centaure that proudly him beares . Postillian of the skye , Light heel'd Mercury , Makes his Courser fly Fleet as the aire , Yellow Apollo , The Kennel doth follow , And whoop and hollow After the hare Hymen ushers the Ladies ; Astreaa The Just , took hands with Minerva the bold ; Ceres the brown , with bright Cytherea ; With Thet is the wanton , Bellona the old ; Shamefac't Aurora , With subtil Pandora ; And May with Flora , Did company beare ; Iuwo was stated , Too high to be mated , But yet she hated Not hunting the hare . 6. Drown'd Narcissus , from his Metamorphosis Rais'd by Eccho , new manhood did take ; Snoring Somnus upstarted in Cineris , That this thousand year was not awake , To see club-footed Old Mulciber booted , And Paen promoted On Chirons Mare ; Proud Faunus pouted , And AEolus shouted , And Momus flouted , But follow'd the Hare . Deep Melompus , and cunning Ichnobates , ●●pe , and Tigre , and Harpy● the skyes Rent wit roaring , Whilst huntsman-like Hercules ●inds the plentifull horne to their cryes , Till with varieties , To solace their Pieties , The wary Deities Repos'd them where We shepheards were seated , And there we repeated , What we conceited Of their hunting the Hare . Young Amintas suppos'd the Gods came to breath ( After some battels ) themselves on the ground , ●●rsis thought the stars came to dwell here beneath , And that hereafter the earth would go round , Coridon aged , With Phillis ingaged , Was much inraged With jealous despaire ; But fury vaded , And h● was perswaded , When I thus applauded Their hunting the Hare . 9. Starr's but Shadows were , state were but sorrow Had they no Motion , nor that no delight ; Joyes are lovial , delight is the marrow Of life , and Action the Axle of might . Pleasure depends Upon no other friends , And yet freely lends To each vertue a share , Only as measures , The Jewell of pleasures , Of pleasure the treasures Of hunting the Hare . 10. Three broad Bowles to the Olympical Rector , His Troy borne Eagle he brings on his knee , Iove to Phoebus Carowses in Nector , And he to Hermes , and Hermes to me ; Wherewith infused , I pip'd and I mused , In songs unused This sport to declare ; And that the Rouse of Iove , Round as his Sphere may move , Health to all that love Hunting the Hare . The Reading Beauty . ● AS to these lines she lent a lovely look , Whereon not minding me she mused , ●er faire Aspect became my book , And I her eyes ( as they these lines ) perused ; ●ove songs she read , to learn what love should be , And faster than she read she taught it me . 2. For as no studyed rules like starrs above Can teach the knowledg of the skyes . To dive into the depth of love , There is no rule , no learning like her Eyes : Why stoops she then to things below her reach ? Why reads she love , that she her self can teach ? 3. Alas though we no other learning need In love , that may behold her face ; She seeing not her selfe must read , To see what we so much desire to embrace . O that her selfe she saw : but O why so ? She otherwise her self ●●o much doth know . 4. Some nicer lover would to see her muse Bare envy to that happy book Whereon she seems to doate , and use To grant her slander by but halse her locke : But such to me let her aspect be still ; If one eye wounds so sore , two eyes will kill . The more then Faire . 1. BE more kind than you are , Sweet love , or else lesse faire , So shall I feel lesse care , And you be no lesse rare . To wound the heart . Is beauties part ; But to restore The love-sick sore , Is to be more than saire 2. If possible it were Not to be what you ar● Be more kind , or lesse saire , Use lips , and eyes forbeare ; Your smiles are Lures , My eyes adore , But lipps implore : The kind are more than faire . The Beauteous are not faire , ●hose coyness breeds despaire ; 〈◊〉 those that freindly are , 〈◊〉 beauteous , though not faire , Since to be kind , A beauteous mind , Doth best explore ; Be kind therefore , And be far more than faire . No longer let my care ●nsume my love in aire , 〈◊〉 kindnesse to me bare , ●●at I may say and swear Os such as are But only faire , I knew before , The world had store . But you are more than faire Bright eyes and smiles to beare , 〈◊〉 but a common weare : 〈◊〉 you without compare , Will be as kind as faire , And make me then More blessed than men , As far as ore , Your sexes store , Your selfe are more than faire . Of Jonny and Jinny . 1. THe pretty sweet Iinny sate on a Hill , Where Ionny the swain her see ; He tun'd his quill , and sung to her still , Whoop Jinny come down to me . 2. Though Ionny the valley , and Iinny the Hill , Kept far above his degree ; He bore her good will , and sung to her still , Whoop Jinny come down to me . 3. But high was she seated , and so was she minded , His heart was humble as he ; Her pride had her blinded , his love had him bended , Whoop Jinny , &c. 4. The mountain is bare , and subject to aire , Here meddowes , here shaddowes be ; There burneth the Sun , here Rivers do run , Whoop Jinny &c. 5. All flowers do grace the vallyes greenface , The mountain hath none but thee ; Why wilt thou grow there , and all the rest here ? Whoop Jinny &c. 6. Narcissus his rose , Adonis here growes , That may thy examples be , Since they be came slaine , for pride and disdaine , Whoop Jinny &c. 7. There Jinny keeps sheep , here Ionny will keep Thy selfe and thy slock for thee ; If Ionny be worthy to keep thy slock for thee , Whoop Jinny &c. 8. But pretty sweet Iinny was lov'd of so many , That little delight had she To think upon Ionny , that thought her so bonny , Whoop Jinny &c. 9. Though Iinny thought ill of Ionny's good will , Yet Ionny to Iinny was free ; He followes quill , and he hollowes her still , Whoop Jinny come down to me . A Song . 1. O Love whose force and might No power ere withstood ; Thou forcest me to write , Come turne about Robbin hood . 2. Her Cresses that were wrought Most like the go●den sn●re , My loving heart has caught ; As Mos did catch the Mare . 3. Grant pitty , else I dye , Love so my heart bewitches , With griefe I 'le howle and cry , O how my elbow Itches . 4. Teares overflow my sight With Floods of daily weeping , That in the silent night I cannot rest for sleeping . 5. What is 't I would not do To purchase one sweet smile ; Bid me to China go , Faith I 'le sit still the while . 6. But since that all reliefe And comfort doth forsake me , I 'le kill my self with grief , Nay then the Devil take me . 7. Mark well my dolefull hap , Iove , Rector of the Thunder , Send down a fiery clap , And tear her smock asunder . The Rhodomontade , I Le tell you of a L●●t , With ● N●se live a Spout , Which some c●ll a s●out , And was so siout , That he had often sought , Full many about , With many asc●●● , And at 'em would sh●●● , Then put 'um to 〈◊〉 Nay beat ' 〈…〉 , Though in a greet 〈…〉 , At men he would ●ront , And at women 〈…〉 , His sood still was 〈◊〉 , Which bred him the gout He was a true trout To good Alc when he mout And did allways allow'● This yo● must not doubt I 've heard him to vow 't As he went in and out . And his Wife . HIs Wise's name was Grac● And had a good Face Yet had but little grace , Shee 'd kiss in any place , Nay , to gather a brace , Which some say is base , And some did her ch●c● Into a pittifull case , She lov'd Cloves and Mace He● father car'd the Mace For the Mayor in a place She still wears lace , And will keep on her pace When she 〈◊〉 a race For a very great space She fishes with a dace When she takes any place When she dances she 'l race She 'l not ba●e you an ace Of the truth of this she says . The Sonne Jack . Their sons name was Jack Who was very black And got many a knack And seldome did lack Vnlesse Milk cal'd la● At Card●s he would pack And was counted a qu●e● Nay , bin brought to the rack , For siring a 〈◊〉 Of corn , in a back Side , like a mad back Made 's bones to crack Nay sometimes to cack , Till they gav● him som sack Nay , they h●ld him ●ack And did him thwac● And never did slack Till he went to wrack , Yet with 's lips he would smack And 〈◊〉 is true of Jack . The Daughter Nel. Their daughters nams Nel Who poor thing did dwell Full long in a Cell And there t was she fell That one rang her knell Being sallen into Hell The devills to quell And there I do smell That sh● then did sell Her ware very well She made 'em to yell And likewise to swell So they writ on a Sh●ll A very great Spell At long as an ●ll That she bore 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 For abusing in h●ll She had no 〈◊〉 A'l this her self did tell , And all d●ne by Nell . A Song . Come hang up your care , and cast away sorrow ; Drink on , hee 's a so● that e're thinks of tomorrow : Good store of Terse-Claret s●upplyes every thing , For a man that is drunk is as great as a King ; Let no one with Crosses , or Losses repine , But take a full dose of the juice of the Wine . Diseases and troubles are nere to be found , But in the damp place where the glass goes not round . A SONG . The Tune , I 'le go no more to the New Exchange . NEver will I wed a Girle that 's coy , Nor one that is too free ; But she alone shall be my joy , That keeps a mean to me ; For if too Coy , then I must court For a kisse as well as any ; And if too free , I fear o' th' Sport I then may have too many . 2. Nelly a Girle was proud and coy , But what good got she by it ? VVhen they 'd a mind to kisse and toy , Then shee 'd be still unquiet ; For of the four or five she had , They all have left her now , Her impertinent tricks did make 'em madd And so t wou'd me , or you . 3. Nanny was a Lasse that was too free , And amorous withall ; Shee 'd ne're with any disagree , But ready at their call ; That some her freeness did impute Unto good nature in her , Others have said , without dispute Shee 'd prove a private sinner . 4. Then for a Girle , that 's not too free , Or Coy , but at my call ; Yet handsome I wou'd have her be , And oblieging unto all ; That I may never say I have wed A Girle that 's starcht with Pride , Or sool , or ugly , or ill bred , I 'de rather want a Bride . An Invitation to enjoyment . 1. COme , O come , I brook no stay , He doth not love that can delay ; See how the stealing night , Hath blotted out the light , And Tapers do supply the day . 3. See the first ' Tapers almost gone , Thy flame like that will strait be none And I as it expire , Not able to hold fire , She looseth time that lyes alone 4. O let us cherish then these powers , Whilst we may yet call them ours ; Then we best spend our time , When no dull zealous Chime , But sprightful kisses strike the houres . The Rurall Dance about the May-pole . The Tune , the first Figure dance at Mr. Young's Ball in May 1671. 1. COme lasses and ladds , Take leave of your Dadds , And away to the May-pole hey ; For every he Has got him a she With a Minstrill standing by ; For Willy has gotten his Iill , And Ionny has got his Ione , To jigg it , jigg it , jigg it , jigg it , Jigg it up and down . 2. Strike up sayes Wat , Agreed sayes Kate , And I prethee Fidler play , Content sayes Hodge , And so sayes Madge : For this is a Holliday . Then every man did put His Hat off to his Lasse , And every Girle did curchy . Curchy , curchy on the Grasse . 3. Begin sayes Hall , I , l , says Mall , Wee 'l lead up Packintons pound ; No no , says Noll , And so says Doll , Wee 'l first have Scllengers round ; Then every man began to foot it round about ; And every Girle did jet it , jet it , jet it in and out . 4. Y' are out , says Dick , 'T is a lye , says Nick , The Fidler playd it false ; 'T is true , says Hugh , And so says Sue , And so says nimble Alice ; The Fidler then began to play the Tune agen , And every Girle did trip it , trip it , trip it to the men . Le ts kiss , says Iane , Content , says Nan , And so says every she ; How many says Batt , Why three says Matt , For that 's a maidens fee ; Bu● they instead of three did give 'em halfe a score , And they inkindnesse , gave 'em , gave 'em , gave ' em , as many more . 6. Then after an hour They went to a bower And play'd for Ale and Cakes , And kisses too Untill they were due , The Lasses kept the stakes . The Girles did then begin to quarrel with the men , And bid 'em take their kisses back , and give 'em their own agen . 7. Yet there they sate , Until it was late , And tyr'd the Fidler quite , With singing and playing , Without any paying From morning untill night . They told the fidler then they 'd pay him for his play , And each a 2 pence , 2 pence , 2 pence gave him , and went away . The unconstant Lover . 〈◊〉 Tune , the second Figure dance at Mr. Young's Ball May 1671. NOw out upon this constant love , I never was unto 't inclin'd , ● hate within that Sphear to move , Where I to one must be confin'd . ● love to range about , and gaze , And often haunt the parke and playes , A purpose for a Mistress new , Then bid the old one quite adue . 2. For he 's for me , and only he That 's constant to unconst●ancie ; ● day or two I can approve , But after that farewell to love : ●or every thing 's to change inclin●d , As Women , and the Moon , and wind ▪ ●hen why not wee as well as they , Since they have shew'd us all the way . ● . For constancie in Love is thought To bring poor Lovers to their end ; ●hen constancy in Love is naught , When change brings every day a friend . The constant fool is whining still , But never can his fancy fill ; Whilst we can sing , and sport , and play , And change our pleasure every day . A mock to one that drank nothing but Water . The Tune , A lover I 'me born , and a Lover I 'le be . 1. FOr Bacchus I 'me born , and for Bacchus I 'le be And wish from good wine I may n●ver be free ; Let drinking abound , ' ●is wi●e makes the creature , It strengthens the braine , and helps decay'd nature ; For he that by ●●inking can turne the world round ▪ By Bac●hus and 〈◊〉 deserves to be crown'd . 2. With health after health let the glass keep the motion Till ● make our brains dance like a ship on the Ocean When our senses are pal'd , and our reason does fail A little sound sleep will supply a fresh gale . Then wi●h wi●e that is brisk , & a girle that is woon Wee 'l drink , &c wee 'l kiss , & wee 'l never have done . The Drinking Song on two Mistrisses ▪ the one furnish● th●● with wine , and ●'other with money . The Tune , The Gang. ● . COme boyes , leave off your toyes , And trole about the sack ; We know 't is good to chear the blood , And fortifie the back . ●Tis that will make you fat , And cherrish still the braine ; Nay studd the face with such a grace , Like Rubies dy'd in grain . 2. Drink about , 'till all be out The drawer will fill t agen , A ●Pox o' th' Watch , ne're shut the hat●h , The clock has struck but ten ; Then a glasse to th' Jovial lass● , That fill'd our pates with wine ; And here 's another to the tother , That furnish't us with Coine . 3. Come drink , we want no chink , Hark how my pockets sound , Away with 't then , com●●oo't agen , Begin another round ; Then Iack , this Glass of Sack Unto thy pretty Nell ; And here 's to thine , this bowle of wine , Dear Tom , thou lov'st so well . 4. Come says one , le ts all be gone , For our pates are throughly lin'd ; Y●● he was bang'd , nay some say hang'd , That left his drink behind ; Then all , began to call , Come drawer what 's to pay ? Each took the cup , and drank it up , And so they went away . A Song . 1. LEt Fortune and Phillis frown if they please , I 'le no more on their Deities call , Nor trouble the Fates , but give my self ease , And be happy in spight of 'em all ; I will have my Phillis , if I once go about her ; Or if I have not , I 'le live better without her . ● . If she prove vertuous , oblieging and kind , Perhaps I 'le vouchsafe for to love her ; But if Pride or Inconstancy in her I find , I 'de have her to know I 'me above her ; For at length I have learn't , now my fetters are gone , To love if I please , or to let it alone . A SONG . 1. AS I walkt in the woods one evening of late , A Lass was deploring her haplesse estate , In a la●guishing posture poor maid she appears , All swell'd with her sighs●and blub'd with her tears : She sigh'd and she sob'd , and I found it was all , For a little of that which Harry gave Doll . 2. At last she broke out , wretched she said , Will no youth come succour a languishing maid , With what he with ease and with pleasure may give , Without which alass poor I cannot live . Shall I never leave sighing and crying and all , For a little of that which Harry gave Doll . 3. At first when I saw a young man in the place , My colour wou'd fade , and then flush in my Face ; My breath wou'd grow short , and I shiver'd all o're , My brests never popt up and down so before ; I scarce knew for what ▪ but now find it was all , For a little of that which Harry gave Doll . A Song . O The sad Day When friends shall shake their heads , and say Of miserable me : Hark how he Groanes , Look how he pants for breath , See see how he struggles with the pangs of Death ; When they shall say of these dear Eyes , How hollow and how dim they be . Marke how his b●est doth swell and ●ise Against his potent enemy : When some old friend shall step to my beds side , And touch my chill face , & thence shall gently slide ; But when his next companions say , How does he do , what hopes ? shall turne away , Answering only with a lift up ▪ hand , Who who can his fate withstand ? Then shall a Gaspe or two do more Than e're my Rhetorick could before , Perswade the World to trouble me no more , no more , Perswade the world to trouble me no more . A Song . O Sorrow , Sorrow say where dost thou dwell ? In the lowest room of Hell : Art thou born of Humane race ? No , no , I have a furial face : Art thou of City , or Town , or Court ? I to every place resort . Why , O why , into the world was sorrow sent ? Men afflicted best repent . What dost thou seed on ? Broken sleep . What tak'st thou pleasure in ? to weep , To sob , to pine , to groane , To wring my hands , to sit alone . When , O when , shall sorrow quiet have ? Never , never , never , never , Never till she finds a grave , Never 'till she finds a grave , A Song . CHeare up my Mate's , the wind does fairly blow , Clap on more saile , and never spare ; Farewell all Lands , for now we are In the wide Sea of Drink , And marrily , merrily , merrily we go . Blesse me'tis ho● , another bowle of Wine , And we shall Cut the burning Line . Hey boyes she sends away , And by my head I know , We round the world are sailing now . What dulmen are those to tarry at home , When abroad they may wantonly roame , And gain such experience , and spie to Such countries and wonders as I do ? But prethee good Pilot take heed what you do , And fail not to touch at Peru ; With Gold there the vessel wee 'l store , And never never be poor , No never be poor any more . The foolish proud Lover . 1. NOr Love , nor Fate , can I accuse of hate , That my Clariada now is from me gone ; But I confesse , 't is my unworthiness That I in sorrow thus am left alone : I doated on her , and thought to 'a won her , But wo is me I still must think upon her , Which is the cause of all my smart ; She lookt so pretty , and talkt so witty , None that ere I saw in Town or in City Ere like her could thus surprize my heart . 2. Had I set my heart , to have lov'd her but in part , As only to enjoy her angels face , Her curious eye , or cheeks of rosie die , Or lip , or any one peculiar grace ; Butmy sad refusing one , must all be loosing , O that I had us'd discretion in my chusing , Then I might a liv'd , and not a dy'd : But like I●arus I by soaring up too high , With his waxen wings so ne●e the Sun to fly , Am justly punisht for my foolish pride . O you Powers Divine , I 'le offer at your shrine , If you will grant me this when I am gone ; That no punishment on her her may e're be sent , The fault was only mine , and mine alone : Also I do crave , this benefit to have , That this Motto may be fixt upon my grave ; Here 's lyes one by foolish pride was slaine , That who ere comes near may gently shed a tear On my Hearse , and say , O 't was severe , So small offence should breed such mic kle paine , On his Mistresse's Garden of Herbs . HEarts-case , an he●b that sometimes hath bin seen In my Loves garden plot to flourish green , Is dead and wit●er'd with a wind of woe , And bitter Rue in place thereof doth grow : The cause I find to be , because I did Neglect the Herb call'd Time , which now doth bid Me never hope , nor look once more againe To gaine Hearts-case , to ease my heart of paine ; One hope is this , in this my wosul case , My Rue , though bitter , may prove Herbe of grace . The Ita●i●n Pedlar . 1. MAids see what you lack Ere I open my pack , For here is that will please you ; Do you dreame in your beds , Or with your Maiden-heads Be you troubled , I will ease you . 2. Is there any one among These marry'd men strong , Has a head of his Wives making ? I have capps to be worne , that shall cover his ho●ne , And keep his brow fro●●aking . 3. Does any man mistrust , that his wife is unjust , Or that she loves to be ranging ? I have that in my box , which excee 's Italian locks , 'T will keep her Chast : that 's a strange thing . 4. Is there any woman here , has bin married a year , And not bin made a Mother ? I have that at my back , shall supply her of that lack , And I 'le use her sor't , like a Brother . 5. I have fine Gloves for you and your Loves , Bands , Handkerchers , and Laces ; And I've Knots and Roses , and many pretty posies ▪ And mask ▪ for your bad faces . 6. I have sine bodkins to , that I can furnish you , To keep your Coises from tearing ; And I have precious stones , ordained for the nonce , Will delight you in the wearing . 7. I have that wherewith if you well rub your Teeth , They will look like Alabafter ; And powder for your hair , that will make you look fair ▪ I wender you come no faster . Then come away , and do not stay , For hence I must I tell you ; or when that I am gone , you will hardly find one That such precious Ware can sell you . In pra●se of the Black-Iack . 1. BE your liquor small , or as thick as mudd , The cheating bottle cryes , good , good , good , Whereat the master begins to storme , 'Cause he said more than he could performe , And I wish that his heires may never want Sack , That first devis'd the bonny black Jack . 2. No Tankerd , Flaggon , Bottle nor Jugg Are halfe so good , or so well can hold Tugg , For when they are broke or full of cracks , Then they must fly to the brave black Jacks , And I wish that his , &c. 3. When the Bottle and Jack stands together , O fie on 't , The Bottle looks just like a dwarfe to a Gyant ; Then had we not reason Jacks to chuse , For this ' l make Boots , when the Bottle mends shooes , And I wish &c. 4. And as for the bottle you never can fill it Without a Tunnell , but you must spill it , 'T is as hard to get , in as 't is to get out : T is not so with a Jack , for it runs like a spout . 5. And when we have drank out all our store , The Jack goes for Barme to brew us some more ; And when our Stomacks with hunger have bled , Then it marches for more to make us some bread , And I wish &c. 6. I now will cease to speak of the Jack , But hope his assistance I never shall lack , And I hope that now every honest man , Instead of Jack will y'clip him Iohn , And I wish that his heirs may never want Sack , That first devis'd the bonny black Iack. A SONG . 1. CAElia I lov'd thee Though in vain you boast ; But since I have prov'd thee , I find my labour lost , Many may to love pretend ; But you will never find , Seek country o're , try any freind , One half so true , so kind ; 2. Farewell unkind one , Since you so designe , And see if ●ou can find one , Whose love can equal mine ; If by chance you meet a man , That m●y your fancy take , Be wise , be kind , do what you can , And love him for my sake ; Yet in your chiefest pleasure think How my poor heart doth ake . 3. Each hour sporting , Nothing can be more ; Each minute courting , Like one ne●e lov'd before . But should he forsake his nest , And being wellfeather d fly From you , to be anothers guest , You 'd sigh , and with me cry , I lov'd , and was not lov'd again . And so for love must die . The Jealous , but mistaken Girle . To the Scotch tune also . 1. PRethee tell me Phillis , Why so pensive now , I see that sadness still is Fixt upon thy brow ▪ And those charming eyes That were of late so bright , In sighs and tears , And other fears , Have almost lost their sight ; Let this suffice , I sympathize With thee both day and night . 2. Damon dost thou aske it , Thou art the cause of all , Therefore do not mask it , For thou hast wrought my fall ; For I gave thee a Ring Which thou hast Coelia gave , Our true-loves band , T was on her hand , Which Ring thy life did save ; But wo is me , Thy falsitie Has brought me to my grave . 3. Damon then began On Phillis for to smile , She call'd him perjur'd man , And should no more beguile , No my dearest Phill , I blame thy Jealousie ; Our true-loves band 〈◊〉 my hand Which thou didst give to me ; And Coridon Made Coelia one , By that which came from thee . 4. Long she sate ashamed , And hid her bashfull head ; Her jealousie she blamed , And said she was but dead , Unlesse that gentle Damon Pardon this offence , And let me rest Upon his brest , And there my suite commence ; I shall not doubt To sue it out Before I came from thence . ● . Then he did embrace her , And gave her kis●es store , And vow'd that he would place her Where none was ere before , That is , within his heart , Which none shou d e're remove ▪ In spite of fate Would be her mate , And constant be in love , And I say she As true to thee , As is the Turtle-Dove . The Faire but Cruel Girle . 1. THe Nymph that undoes me is fair and unkind , No lesse than a wonder by nature design'd ; She 's the grief of my heart , but joy of my eye , The cause of my flame , that never can dye . 2. Her Lips , from whence wit obligingly flowes , Has the colour of Cherryes , and smell of the Rose ; Love and Destiny both attends on her will , She saves with a smile , with a frown she can kill . 3. The desperate Lover can hope no red●esse , Where beauty and rigour , are both in excesse : In Coelia they meet , so unhappy am I ; Who sees her must love , who loves her must die . The Bathing Girles : To the common Galliard Tune . 1. IT was in Iune , and 't was on Barnaby Bright too , A time when the days are long , and nights are short , A ●rew of merry Girles , and that in the night too , Resolv●d to wash in a river , and there to sport ; And there ( poore things ) they then resolv●d to be merry too , And with them did bring good store of jun-ketting stuffe , As Bisket , and Cakes , and Suger , and Syder , and Perry too , Of each such a quantity , that was more than enough . 2. But mark what chanc●t unto this innocent crew then , Who thought themselves secure from any eare ; They knew 't was dark , that none cou d take a view then , And all did seem to be voyd of any feare ; Then every one uncas'd themselves , both smock & all And each expected first who should begin ; And that they might stay but an houre , they told the Clock and all : Then all in a Te-he-ing vaine did enter in . ● . But now comes out the Tale I meant to tell ye , For a Crew of Jovial Lads were there before , And finding there some viands for their belly , They eas'd em then poor hearts of all their store ; Then every Lad sate down upon the Grasse there , And whisper'd thanks to th' Girls for their good Cheare ▪ In which they drank a health to every Lass there , That then were washing & rinsing without any fear . 4. And when they had pleas'd ( and fill'd ) their bellies and pallats too , They back did come unto the foresaid place , And took away their Smocks , and both their Wallets too ▪ Which brought their good Bubb , and left them in pittifull case , For presently they all came out toth ' larder there , That it put 'em unto their shifts their Smocks to find ; I think , says one , my shift is a little farder there , I , I , sayes another , for yours did lye by mine . 5. At last , says one , the Divel a smock is here at all , The Devil , a bit of bread , or drop of drink , They 've took every morsel of our good cheare and all And nothing but Gowns and Petticoats left , as I think , At last , says one , if they 'd give us our Smocks agen , And likewise part of what we hither brought , We shall be much oblieg d , and think'em Gentlemen , And by this foolish example be better taught . 6. Although in the River they were as many as crickets there , 'Twixt laughing and fretting their state they did condole ; And then came one of the Lads from out of the thickets there And told 'em hee 'd bring 'em their smocks , and what was stole , They only with Petticoats on , like Jipsies were clad then , He brought 'em their Smocks , and what he had promis'd before . They fell to eat , and drink as if they 'd been mad there , And glad they were all , they 'd got so much of their store . 7. And when they all had made a good repast there , They put on their cloths , and all resolv'd to be gone ; Then out comes all the ladds in very great hast there , And every one to the other then was known ; The girles did then conjure the ladds that were there , To what had past their lipps shou●d still be seal●d , Nay more than that they made 'em all to swear there , To which they did , that nothing should be reveal d. 8. Then each at other did make a pass at kissing then , And round it went to every one level coile , But thinking that at home they might be missing then , And fear'd that they had stay'd too great a while ; Then hand in hand they alltogether marcht away , And every lad convey'd his Mistris home , Agen they kist , then every Lass her man did pray , That what had past , no more of that but Mum. The unparalel'd Lady : The Tune , 'Twixt Greece and Troy. 1. VVHen first I saw my Coeli'as face , O how my heart was Inflam'd with love ; I deem'd her of no humane race , But Angell-like drop't from above ; Her Star-like eyes with their Glim'ring glances Then shin'd so bright , Like the greatest Comet , when we look upon i● 'Till it takes away the sight . 2. Her Nose is like a Promontory , Which over-looks some pleasant place , Her Cheeks like Roses in their glory , And Teeth of Oriental race ; Her Corall lipps , like the Cherryes when They 're growing on the Tree ; But the greatest Bliss is , Thence to gather kisses , Wou'd the cropp belong'd to me . 3. And underneath her snow-white neck , There you may find an Ivory Plaine , On which two Christal mounts are set Tipt with a Ruby-fount in graine , This is the place , which formerly was Call'd the milky-way . O that I might tipple still At such a Nipple , And forever there might s●ay . 4. Her hands are of so pure a white , That with the Swan they dare to vie ; But when upon a Lu●e they light , Then you will hear such Harmony : But when her voice and that together Then play their parts , You 'd think the Spheres united , And thither had invited All , to Captivate their hearts . 5. Her feet were so Epitomiz'd , Like peeping-mice did still appear , That all the crew were then surpriz'd To see her dance a measure there ▪ She mov'd so well , you 'd think she had not Danc't then , but flown : I would spend a Talent , For to be her Gallant , And call her still mine own . The Politick Girle . The Tune The Duke of Mo●mouths Iigge . 1. MY dearest Katy , prethee be but constant now , And whatsoe're is pa●t , I shall forget I vow ; Do thou be kind , and give me but thy hand upon 't , And for my faith thou need'st not doubt or stand upon 't ; I 'le furnish thee with all the Cakes in season s●ill , And whatsoe're thou shalt desire in reason still ; Nay more than that , thy Annal due I 'le pay to thee , And in all moderate things will still give way to thee . 2. I must confess thy Pension came but flow of late , Which is the cause I think that thou didst change thy mate ; For when the Sinewy-part of love is took away , We know the strength thereof will lessen every day : But now thou know'st the Tide is turn'd my Bonny Kate , My fathers dead , and we shall want no mony Kate ; For he by Will has made me heire of all my dear , That we no more in debt I hope shall fa●l my dear . 3. Thou seest how plainly now I 've told my mind to thee , And also find'st that I will still be kind to thee ; What Remora then can stop the course of joining now Our hearts and hands , come Katy no repining now ; She told him then , do you forgive but my past faults , And I will likewise pardon all your by past faults ; He call'd her then his Mistriss and his goddess to , And then they join'd their hands & lip 's & body to . 4. Thus have you seen this jarring couple now agree , And all mistakes are now knit up in Amitie , She slighted all addresses he did make to her . Because she found his purse could never speak to her ; But when she saw the Ginny birds to fly agen , She then resolv'd the knot of love to ●ye agen , And so 't will last 'till all the birds are fled and gone , Then march her self , and give it out she 's dead and gone , The Amorous Girle . To the Tune of The crab of the wo●d . 1. THere 's none so pretty , As my sweet Betty , She bears away the Bell ; For sweetness and neatnesse , And all compleatness , All other Girles doth excell . 2. When ever we meet , Shee 'l lovingly greet Me still with a how dee' doe ; Well I thank you , quoth I , Then she will reply , So am I Sir the better for you 3. I askt her how , She told me , not now , For walls had cares and eyes ▪ Nay she bid me take heed , What ever I did , For 't is good to be merry and wise . 4. Then I took her by th' hand , Which she did not withstand , And I gave her a smirking kiss ; She gave me another Just like the tother ; Quoth I , what a comfort is this ? 5. This put me in heart To play o're my part That I had intended before ; But she bid me to hold , And not be too bold , Untill she had fastned the doore . 6. Then she went to the Hatch , To see that the Latch And cranies were all cocksure , And when she had done , She bid me come on , For now we were both secure . 7. And what we did there , I dare not declare , But think that silence is best ; And if you will know , Why I kist her , or so , But I 'le leave you to guess at the rest . The two vertuous Sisters : The Tune The Gun-steet . 1. MY Cozen Moll 's an arrant whore , And so is her sister Kate , They kickt their mother out o dore , And broke their Fathers pate ; And all because they crav'd a bit , I mean a bit alone Sir , For they with a bit would give 'em a knock , That 's a bit and a knock , or none Sir. 2. They 'r cleanly too , I needs must say , As any Girles i' th towne . They sweep the house a new found way , That 's once a quarter round ; So fine 't is kept , that when 't is swept , I speak ● in their defence Sir , ▪ T will yeild at a spur● , in dust and dirt . Come fourteen or fifteen pen●● 〈◊〉 . 3. So fine and neate they dresse the●● meat , I thought it alway●● best To let it alone , till all was gone , And then to eat the rest ; For he that puts a bit in his guts , And did but see the dressing , No Physick could e're give a vomit so cleare , Which I think is a notable blessing . 4. Some Whores are counted shifters to ▪ But they did hate 'em all , They shift their Smocks with much adoe But every Spring and Fall. They say 't is good to cleanse the blood , And think 'em worth the turning , And when they 're black upon their back , They call it inside mourning . 5. They will be drunk a little to , I mean but twice a day , They I swear and roare , and drink and spew , And then they down will lay ; And so they 'l sleep , ▪ till day gin peep , Then call for more by dozens , And to my freind there s now an end Of both my dirty Cozens . The beneficial wedding . The Tune , Phil : Porters dreame . ANd I have a mind to be marry'd , And so has you know who , Wee both too long have tarry'd , And therefore I mean to woe : Then I did give her a Buss , And she gave me a ring , And so we bust , and kist and bust , And kist like any thing . 2. Her Grandsire gave her a Cow , And her Grannam a Ewe and Lambe , She say'd shee l suckle it too , Untill it had left the dam ; Her Uncle gave her a hogge , Her Aunt a Teeming Sow , For Bacon and sowse , to keep the house , And make em puddings enow . 3. Her father gave her a Gowne , Her Mother a Petticote , Which was of a mingl d brown , The best that cou'd be bought , Her brother gave her a Cock , And her sister a breeding Hen , To tread and breed , and breed and tread . And tread , and breed agen . 3. Her Cozen took a Care , To give her a Rug was new , His wife did give her a paire Of Sheets and Blankets too ; But she had a speciall friend That was a young Upholster , You must not know the reason now , Did give her a Bed , and a Bolster . 4. A friend did give her a Wastcoat , And Hose , and Shooes , and Hat , Another did give her a la●'t Coat , But 't is no matter for that So long as 't is our own , No matter how it come , They keep her fine , and give her VVine ▪ But no more of that but Mum. 5. Another did take her a house , and pay d a Twelvemonths Ren● , And furnis●'d me and my spouse With what at the Wedding was spent ; Then we desir'd to know , What trade we both should drive ; They say'd good Ale wou'd neve● fail If ever we meant to thrive . 6. We both are ●itted now I think , With store of houshold stuff , And likewise cloths and meat and drink As much as is enough ; But if we chance to want , My Wife has store of freinds , Which I connive at , because they 'r private , And so our Wedding ends . A SONG . 1. GEt you gone , you will und● me , If you love me ●on't p●●●ue me , Let that inclination ●erish , Which I dare ●o longer ● errish , Be content y'av● won the 〈◊〉 , 'T were base to hurt me , now I yield . 2. With harmless thoughts I did begin , But in the crow'd love 〈…〉 I knew him not , 〈…〉 , So innocent , ●o full of play . Is ported thus with young desire , Chear'd with his light , freed from his fire . 3. But now his teeth and clawes are grown , Let me this fatal Lyon shun ; You found me harmless , leave me so , For were I not , you 'd leave me too ; But when you change remember still , 'T was my misfortune not my will. A SONG . Being an Answer to give o're foolish heart , or were the Gods so severe , and to t●at Tune . 1. HE 's a fool in his heart , that takes any care Of Womens vain words be they never so fair ; Though she sigh and pretends unto Love ne'r so long , Shee s double in heart , and betrays with her Tongue : They still are as false as they were heretofore , Their nature is such , they can ne'r give it o're . 2. They would by their craft's of which they have store , Inveigle mens hearts their looks to adore , And if they once find they cannot prevail , Overcharg'd with despight their faces grow pale ; There 's nothing that can their fancy please more , Than to see foolish men their feature adore . 3. They would by their frowns to observance perswade , The men they do fancy their slaves they have made , And to be sure they will Tyranize more , If a man do but once their pitty implore . Why then should we men frail Women adore , Since their pride is so great , and their pitty no more , 4. But sure all that Sex can ne'r prove so vain , To sport or delight in a true-lovers pain ; When a languishing eye in a Lover they view To their cruelty sure , they must needs bid adieu ; Where good humour I find , I there will adore , Say the world what it will , I will never give o're . A mock to the Song of Harry gave Doll , and to that Tune . 1. AS I walk t in the woods one Evening of late , A Girl was deploring her hapless estate ; ●he sigh'd and she sob'd ; Ah! wretched she said , Will no youth come sucker la anguishing Maid ? Shall I sigh and cry , and look pale and wan , And languish for ever for want of a man ? Shall I sigh and cry and look pale and wan , And languish &c. 2. Alas when I saw a young man in the place , My colour did fade , and then flusht in my face , My breath wou d grow short , and I shiver'd all o're , I thought 't was an Ague , but alas it was more : For e're since I have sigh'd , and do what I can , I find I must Languish for want of a man ; For e're since I have sigh'd ; and do what I can , I find I must , &c. 3. In bed all the night , I weep on my pillow , To see some Maids happy , whilst I wear the Willow , I revenge my self on the innocent sheet , Wherein I have oft made my teeth for to meet , But I fear 't is in vain ▪ let ●●e do what I can , I must languish for ever for want of ● man ; But in my dispair , I 'le dye if I can And languish no longer for want of a man. A Late Song . 1. HOw charming are those pleasant pains , Which the successful lover gains . O● how the Longing spirit flyes , On scorching sighs from dying eyes , Whose intermixing rayes impart , Loves welcome message from the heart ? 2. Then how the Active pulse growes warm To every s nse gives the allarm But oh the rashness , and the qualmes When Love unites the melting Palmes ! What extasies , what hopes and feares , What pretty talk , and Amorous tears ? 3. To these a thousand vows succeed , And then , O me , still we proceed , 'Till sense and souls are bath'd in bliss , Think dear Aminda think on this , And curse those hours we did not prove The ravishing delights of Love. A Theatre Song . I Must confess not many years ago . 'T was death when e're my Mistress answear●d no ; Then I was subject to her Female yoak , And stood or fell by every word she spoke ; But now I find the Intregues of love to be , Nought but the Follies of our infancy . 2. I can a Rich or handsome Lady Court , Either for my convenience or for sport ; But if the one be proud or the other Coy , I cannot break my sleep for such a Toy ; My heart is now for all assaults prepar d , And will not be commanded or insnar'd . The new Song in Charles the eighth set by Mr. Pelham Humphrey's . OH love if ere thou wilt ease a heart That ownes thy power Divine , And bleeds with thy too cruel dart , Take pitty now on mine ; Under thy Shades I fainting lye , A thousand times I wish'd to die ; But when I find cold death too nigh , I grieve to lose my pleasing pain And call my wishes back again . And thus as I sat all alone In the shady mirtle Grove ; And to each gentle sigh and moan Some neighbouring Eccho gave a groan , Came by the man I love ; O how I strove my greif to hide , I panted , blusht and almost dyed . And did each tatling Ecchoe chide , For fear some breath of moving air Should to his ears my sorrow bear . And Oh you powers , I dye to gain But one poor panting kiss , Glad yet I 'de be on racks of paine , Ere I 'de one thought or wish retain That honour thinks amiss : Thus are poor maids unkindly us'd , By love and nature both abus'd , Our tender hearts all ease refuse ; And when we burn with secret flame , Must bear our greifs , or dye with shame . On his Mistris that lov'd Hunting . 1. LEave Coelia , leave the woods to chase , 'T is not a sport , nor yet a place For one that has so sweet a face . 2. Nets in thy hand , Nets in thy brow , In every limb a snare , and thou Dost lavish them thou car'st not how . 3. Fond Girle these wild haunts are not best To hunt : nor is a Savage beast A fit prey for so sweet a breast . 4. O do but cast thine eyes behind , I 'le carry thee where then shalt find A tame heart of a better kind . 5. One that hath set soft snares for thee , Snares where if once thou fettered be , Thou ● never covet to be free . 6. The Dews of April , the VVinds of May That flowr's the Meads , and glads the Day , Are not more soft , more sweet than they . 7. And when thou chancest for to kill , Thou needst not fear no other ill Than Turtles suffer when they Bill . On a Scriv'ner . HEre to a period is a Scriv'ner come ; This is his last sheet , full point and total sum Of all aspersions , I excuse him not , 'T is plain , he liv'd not without many a blot ; Yet he no ill example shew'd to any , But rather gave good coppies unto many . He in good Letters allwayes had been bred , And hath writ more , then many men have read . He Rulers had at his command by law , Although he could not hang , yet he could draw . He did more , Bondmen make then any , A dash of 's pen alone did ruine many , That not without all reason we may call His letters great or little , Capitall ; Yet t is the Scrivner s fate as ●ure as Just , When he hath all done , then he falls to dust . On a Sexton . I many graves have made , yet injoy'd none , This which I ma e not , I possess'd alone ; Each corps withoug imbalming it did serve My life like precious balsome to preserve ; But death then kind was , now cruel found I have ; Robbing me of life , without my living grave ; And yet 't was kind still to , for in the grave Where once I labour had , now peace I have ; I made good use of time , and night and day Took care and heed , how th' hours go away , I still was ready for a grave , nor shall I grieve at what I most joy'd , a Funeral As I was wont , no not so prone as then , Out of the grave I shall arise agen . On a FART . I Sing the praises of a Fart , That I may doo 't by terms of Art ; I will invoke no deitie , But butter'd Pease and Furmetie ; And think their help sufficient To fit and furnish my intent ; When Virgils gnat , and Ovids flea , And Homers frog strove for the day ; There is no reason in my mind , Why a Fart should come behind , Since that we may it paralel , With any thing that doth excell ; Musi●k is but a Fart that s sent , From the guts of an Instrument ; The Scholler Farts , when he gains Learning with cracking of his Brains , And when he hath spent much pain and oyl , Thomas and others to reconcile , For to learn the distracting art . What doth he get by it ? not a Fart ; The thunder that does roar so loud Is but the Farting of a Cloud ; And if withall the wind do stirr up Rain , then 't is a Farting Sirrup ; The Soldier makes his foes to run , With bu● the farting of a Gun , That 's if he make the Bullets whistle , Else 't is no better then a sizle ; ●ine boats that by the times about , Are but Farts several Docks let out ; They are but Farts , the words we say , Words are but words , and so are they ; Farts are as good as Land , for both We hold in Tail , and let 'em both ; As soon as born they by and by Fart-like bu● only sing and dye ; Applause is but a Fart , the rude Blast of the whole multitude ; And what is working Ale I pray ; But Farting Barme , which makes a way Out at the bunghole , by farting noise , When we do hear it's sputtring voice ; And when new drank , and without hopps , It makes us fart , and seldom stops . I more of Farts would write I vow ; But for my gutts I cannot now , For now they wonderfully rumble , And my stomack begins to grumble , Which makes me think that Farts e're long Will at my nock there find a Tongue , And there sing out their own praises , In thundring and in choaking Phrases ; Where I leave them , and them to you , And so I bid you all adieu . What I have said take in good part , If not , I do not care a Fart . Silence the best Wooer . 1. WRong not dear Empress of my heart , The merits of true passion , With thinking that he feels no smart , That sues for no compassion . 2. Since that my thoughts serve not to prove The conquest of your Beauty , It comes not from defect of Love , But from excess of duty . 3. For think you that I sue to serve A Saint of such perfection As all desire , but none deserve A place in her affection . 4. I rather chuse to want relief , Than venture the relieving , VVhen glory recommends the grief , Despair distrust's th'atchieving . 5. Thus the desires that aim too high For any mortal lover , VVhen reason cannot make ▪ em dye , Discretion doth them cover . 6. Yet when discretion doth believe , The Plaints that they shall utter ; Then thy discretion may perceive , That Silence is a Sutor . 7. Silence in Love bewrayes more woe , Than words though nere so witty ; ●he begger that is dumb you know Deserveth double pitty . 8. Then mis-conceive not , dearest heart , My true though secret passion ; He smarteth most that hides his smart , And sues for no compassion . Beauty is not the guide to Affection . OF Beauty there 's no rule , neither can be , Since that I like , pleases not him , nor thee . One likes a dimpled Cheek , a double chin , One likes a sparkling Eye , and so agen ; One likes a lusty lass , to quench his fire , Another , might he have but his desire , Would reject all we have nam'd before , And nor double Chin , nor dimpled cheek adore , Neither would care for Sparkling Eye a bit , And reject Lustiness , but adore VVit ; One likes a Lady that is short , and small ; Another one perhaps that 's big and tall ; You like a Lady cause shee 's very free , I don't , for fear I should cornuted be ; One likes a VVoman , for such , and such a grace , One cares for nothing but a handsome face ; One loves to see flaxen locks hang down , Another man delights in lovely brown . Thus all men vary you do see , and now Where 's the good man I pray that kiss'd the Cow ? FINIS .