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Wisdom
1905
BY Ethel Watts Mumford
oliver Herford
Addison Migner
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January
Tell the truth and
shame the — family.
Sunday - -
Monday - -
Tuesday - -
Wednesday
Thursday -
Friday · - .
Saturday. .
- - - I
- - - 2
- - 3
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- - -
- - 6
. . . 7
ME


Jan.
64
W
There's none so blind
as those who
won't fee.
SCORES
Sunday · · · · · · 8
Monday ·
9
Tuesday - - - - - 10
Wednesday · · · II
Thursday · · · · · 12
Friday . . . . . 13
Saturday · · · · · 14



January
The wages of Gin
is Debt.
Sunday - -
Monday .
Tuesday . .
- - - 29
. . . 30
. . . 31


You may lead an Ass
to Knowledge—but
you cannot make
him Think.


MMM
Memoranda
COM
maAAVAA


GERMAIN
Memoranda


Memoranda


Memoranda


IS
Mar.
RE
ERNES
You will never miss
water while the
champagne runs dry.
CA
SAK
RE
.
Sunday
12
Monday - - - - - 13
Tuesday ·
14
Wednesday . . . . 15
Thursday · · · · 16
Friday · · · · · · 17
Saturday . . . . 18


Memoranda


Mar.
Oh
There's a Pen for the
wise, but alas! no
Pound for the foolish.
POSERS
EXE
Sunday . . . . . 26
Monday : . . . . 27
Tuesday . 28
Wednesday . . . . 29
Thursday. . . . . 30
Friday.
· 31


PUT
NU
Memoranda


April
SI
Wild oats make a
bad autumn crop.
22
Sunday . . . . . 9
Monday · · ·10
Tuesday · · · · · II
Wednesday : · · · 12
Thursday · · · · 13
Friday . . . . . 14
Saturday . . .. 15


vnnnn
Memoranda



May
Let him that standeth
pat take heed lest
they call.
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I
2
. 3
Monday
Tuesday .
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday . .
Saturday.
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6


May
RS
Nothing succeeds
like-failure.
CA
EAS
SRL
VIDEO
Sunday . . . . 21
Monday . . . . 22
Tuesday · · · · · 23
Wednesday · · · ·
Thursday · · · · 25
Friday.
· 26
Saturday . .. ..
nis


SHINA
SAMP
以
​NMNMNMMY
The First Monday
SAT*
I
NNAN""


Memoranda


ku
02
AN
Memoranda



July
THE DOCTOR'S MOTTO-
A fee in the hand is
worth two on the book.
Sunday . . . . . 9
Monday . . . . . 10
Tuesday · · · · ·II
Wednesday . . . . 12
Thursday · · · · · 13
Friday ·
14
Saturday · · · · ·15
017


Memoranda


SA
July
July
20
It's better to be a
live “Lobster” than a
dead “Social Lion."
MORE
Sunday · · · · · 16
Monday . . . . . 17
Tuesday . . . . . 18
Wednesday . . .
Thursday · · ·
Friday · · · ·
Saturday . . . . . 22
2


The wisest reflections
are but Vanity.





Memoranda
ANA



July
Give an inch
and take an ell.
Sunday . . . . . 23
Monday . .
. 24
Tuesday . . . . . 25
Wednesday . . . . 26
Thursday . . . . . 27
Friday . . . . . 28
Saturday - - - - - 29
Sunday - - - - - 30
Monday . . . . . 31
V.)


Memoranda


>> Aug.
What can't be cured
must be insured.
I
TAS
DMCA
Tuesday . . . .
Wednesday . . .
Thursday . . . .
Friday · · · · ·
Saturday. · ·
5


Memoranda
re


Aug.
REFER
There is no time
like the pleasant.
RES
Sunday · · · · · 13
Monday : : : : •14
Tuesday · · · · · 15
Wednesday . . . . 16
Thursday . . . . 17
Friday . . . . . 18
Saturday · · · · 19


Memoranda


“With all thy faults
I love thee-still.”



WUNRUNOU



September
Women change their
minds a dozen times
a day—that's why
they are so
clean-minded.
·
·
.
Friday · · ·
Saturday · · ·
Sunday - -
Monday . .
Tuesday ...
Wednesday . .
Thursday . .
Friday . . . .
Saturday . .
· I
· 2
- 3
. 4
5
. 6
. 7
. 8
. 9
(CM)0
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.


Memoranda



September
RO
He who fights and
runs away
Will live to write
about the fray.
Sunday · · · · · 17
Monday · · · · 18
Tuesday · · · · · 19
Wednesday . . . . 20
Thursday . . . . . 21
Friday . . 22
Saturday . . . . 23
S
im
mla ann
vo
09


· Memoranda


Sept.
CER
A gentle lie
turneth away inquiry.
HONE
ROBOR
Sunday · · · · · 24
Monday . . . . . 25
Tuesday · · · · ·
Wednesday
27
Thursday . . . . 28
Friday ·
· 29
Saturday. . • • • 30


rer
02
Memoranda



-
October
Never too old
to yearn.
Sunday · · · I
Monday · ·
Tuesday . . . . .
Wednesday · · · 4
Thursday · · · · · 5
Friday · · · · · 6
Saturday · · · · · 7
Tag


an
Memoranda
7
rmAVALUAR


Oct.
ETUSIN
The pension is
mightier
than the sword.
NERE
RES
Sunday . . . . 8
Monday . . . . 9
Tuesday ·
· 10
Wednesday · · · · II
Thursday · · · 12
Friday . . . . . . 13
Saturday . . . . 14


Dead men tell
no tales—?-?-!


Oct.
HAR
SARE
Let Well enough alone
— there's brandy
and soda.
IN
Sunday . . . . . 22
Monday . . . . . 23
Tuesday . . . . . 24
Wednesday . . . . 25
Thursday . . . . 26
Friday . . . . . • 27
Saturday. . . . . 28
Sunday · ·
· 29
Monday . .
. 30
Tuesday . . . . .31
mo


Memoranda



#
November
A fellow failing
makes us
wondrous unkind.
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I
2
3
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Wednesday .
Thursday . .
Friday . .
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday . .
Wednesday
Thursday .
Friday - -
Saturday .
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7
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- 10
. II
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eri
19
תנחתא
Memoranda
mmmaa



2
November
All is not bold
that titters.
Sunday . . . . . 19
Monday . . . . . 20
Tuesday . . . . . 21
Wednesday · · · · 22
Thursday . . . . . 23
Friday . . . . . 24
Saturday . . . . . 25



Varanda


Memoranda



December
Suicide is despise
of life.
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I
2
3
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Friday . .
Saturday . .
Sunday . .
Monday .
Tuesday :
Wednesday .
Thursday .
Friday . . .
Saturday .
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8
9
9.


Dec.
THE STEAMER'S MOTTO-
You can't eat your
cake and have it too.
·
.
.
AR
NORSCHE
Sunday ·
Monday .
Tuesday .
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday. .
Saturday
· 10
. . .II
. . . 12
. . . 13
. . . 14
. 15
. . . 16
.
.
.


Ww
Memoranda



December
The more waist
the less speed.
Sunday · · · ·17
Monday . . . . . 18
Tuesday . . . . . 19
Wednesday · · · 20
Thursday · · · · 21
Friday . . . . . 22
Saturday . . . . . 23
WARU


mm
Memoranda
92


Dec.
1
The self-made man
is often proud
of a poor job.
SE
EN
ARE
Sunday · ·
· 24
Monday . . . . . 25
Tuesday . . . . . 26
Wednesday · · 27
Thursday . . . . 28
Friday · · · · 29
Saturday · · · · .30
Sunday: : : : : 31


ماسه
Finis
را ا
&
AI/









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