AL 1674.8.425
Harvard College Library

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FROM THE GIFT OF
EDGAR HUIDEKOPER WELLS
(Class of 1897)
OF BOSTON


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The
Cynic's Calendar of
Revised Wisdom
for 1903
by
Oliver Herford
Ethel Watts Mumford
Addison Mizner
Paul Elder and Morgan
Shepard, Publishersoon
San Francisco


AL 1674.842514911 1913)
CAMBRIDGE, MASS:
Copyright, 1902
by ELDER AND SHEPARD
San Francisco
THE TWENTIETH
CENTURY PRESS
SAN FRANCISCO



PARA-
“Now the well of truth
'Tis an ink well.”
Sayings of Towanda.


Memoranda
Memoranda


Memoranda
anti-



Jan.
Misery loves company,
but company
does not reciprocate.
Sunday ........ 4
Monday ......
Tuesday ........ 6
Wednesday . . . . .
Thursday ........
Friday .........
Saturday ....... 10


Каленькими, махаасаа
Memoranda
SAVVATATU WATAVYETOA TAAS


Memoranda
WAVEVAZATXO
a
AGENESITE



Jan. 5
It's a poor story
that can't be worked
two ways.
Sunday ..... 18
Monday ..... .
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ......
Thursday .......
Friday ......... 23
Saturday ....... 24


C
ONVERSA 220VOLONG
Memoranda
AVATAJAATAVOVANAVARAYORAVA



Memoranda



Feb.
It's a strong stomach
that has no
turning.
Sunday ........ I
Monday ..... .
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ...... 4
Thursday. ......
Friday ........
Saturday ........



Memoranda



R
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, VOORDAT
a'anana
February
N22
Those that came to
cough remain
to spray.
Sunday
Monday .......
Tuesday ........10
Wednesday ......
Thursday ....... 12
Friday ......... 113
Saturday ....... 14


TES
Memoranda



S
(Feb. 9
Friendship is more
to be valued than love,
for love is a thing a man
can buy and a woman
can get for nothing.
Sunday ........ 15
Monday ..... .
Tuesday ........17
Wednesday ...... 18
Thursday ....... 19
Friday ......... 20
Saturday ....... 21


RES
Memoranda
an



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aaaaaaa
February
UZZO
WorXukAVASALTAR ADS
Naught is lost save
honor.
Sunday .......
Monday .......
Tuesday ........ 24
Wednesday .....25
Thursday ........
Friday ......... 27
Saturday ....... 28


eroun.
.. Naturalne
Memoranda
ANAVAL VAATA WATAVA ASIS
T ATOUAVA IZVAIAS



(Mar.
God sends the tempest
to the shorn lambs.
Sunday ........ I
Monday .......
Tuesday .......
Wednesday ...... 4
Thursday ........
Friday .........
Saturday .......


SVAVAVivaUZAVAD OLLOSAZOVATIVI VAZIAVEL
ериехошәИ
SV
Freionya... HOONE TE.
CLS



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VANZEN
March
NAPRA
Silence gives contempt.
Sunday ........
Monday ........ 9
Tuesday ........ 10
Wednesday . . . . . II
Thursday ......
Friday ......... 13
I 2
Saturday ....... 14


S
IIDIVADLO
V
267
Memoranda
Memoranda

AVAIVATAI AINOATIAISaTTOLAMAZLAN



(Mar.“
People who love
in glass houses should
pull down the blinds.
AND
Sunday ........
Monday ........ 16
Tuesday ......
Wednesday ..... 18
Thursday .......
Friday ....... 20
Saturday ....... 21



1. PASVEINAVAD MURPR
IL.
Memoranda
S
NIRVAUVATATA Aralara
al TOVA



S
Mar.
A church fair exchange
is robbery.
Sunday ....... 29
Monday ........ 30
Tuesday ........ 31


PETU
S
.
.
.
Memoranda
Memoranda
MAYOLEVATA
ERAVAYA SIASAVANTATANTAM
OS



D
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2011
anaan
ZA
ein
April
3
26
SORA YALDOS
Fools rush in
and win-where angels
fear to tread.
Wednesday ......
I
2
Thursday ......
Friday .........
Saturday .......
3
4



(April
A rich man
can get the eye of
the beadle.
Sunday .........
Monday ........
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ......
Thursday ....... 9
Friday ......... 10
Saturday ....... II


Memoranda



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BAADA (2
April
SODIUN
JOANOLYAMUNAND
The boulevards are the
roads to destruction.
Sunday ......
Monday ........ 13
Tuesday ........ 14
Wednesday . . . . . 15
Thursday ...... 16
Friday ......... 17
Saturday ....... 18



Memoranda



(April
REA
Economy is the thief
of time.
Sunday ........19
Monday .....
Tuesday .........
Wednesday ...... 22
Thursday ....... 23
Friday ......... 24
Saturday ....... 25



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vo
Asana?
April
N621ANAS
30Ny
isin
.
A bird on a
bonnet is worth ten
on a plate.
Sunday ..
..... 26
Monday ........ 27
Tuesday ........ 28
Wednesday ...... 29
Thursday.
..... 30


DEVASIOVIZADANIATURVIVRE
Memoranda
AVALEVATAVALAVANDA BIAYATATUDTAVAYA



Мау.
Alle
Displays are dan.
gerous.
Friday ..........
Saturday .......
Sunday ........
Monday ......
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ... ..
Thursday .......
Friday .........
Saturday ........



Memoranda
VALAISET AYAWAN2



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URT, VUORXZS21A
MAASSA (2
May
VEZATNO
SANNA
Let him now speak
or hereafter hold his
piece of information
for a good price.
Sunday ........10
Monday ........11
Tuesday ........ 12
Wednesday . . . ... 13
Thursday. ....14
Friday . . . . . . . 15
Saturday .......


Memoranda
Memoranda



(May
The poor ye have with
ye always-but are
not invited.
Sunday ........ 17
Monday ........ 18
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ...... 20
Thursday
Friday ......... 22
Saturday ....... 23


EDITORIAL
2
24
Memoranda
Memoranda



.
12.09.OXUDU.U
SZODANI
anaand
May
REZERS
SANAANEXAOAVAALANLARDS
What is home without
another?
Sunday ........ 24
Monday .....
Tuesday .....
Wednesday ......
Thursday ......
Friday .........
Saturday .......
Sunday ......... 31



Memoranda



June
A fool and his honey
are soon mated.
AND
I
Monday ........
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ......
Thursday .... ..
Friday : .........
Saturday ........



Memoranda
Memoranda



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June
CFJAS
Jamin
ANALNKX0.3
Eat your steak or
you'll have Stew.
Sunday .. ..... 7
Monday ...........
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ...... 10
Thursday. .....
Friday ....... . 12
Saturday ....... 13



Memoranda



Memoranda



STEVE. SVARSTVO
Memoranda
AVALAVA
SILEA AATTAVATaraan



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July
28
SANNAGA .YALNIAUS
A thing of duty is
an-noy forever.
Wednesday ......
I
Thursday
Friday ......... 3
Saturday ....... 4


Some are born
widows, some achieve
widowhood, whilst
others have widows
thrust upon them.



IZNER



July
One touch of nature
makes the whole
world squirm.
AND
Sunday ........ 5
Monday ........
Tuesday .......
Wednesday .....
Thursday .......
Friday .......... 10
Saturday ....... 11



Memoranda
Memoranda



DI 90 CVV2112090711
ON VUZENET
aaaaaalt?
July
VIZARE
3waNaRaYaYama
Matri-money is the
root of all evil.
Sunday ........ 12
Monday ..... 13
Tuesday ........ 14
Wednesday ...... 15
Thursday ....... 16
Friday .........17
Saturday ....... 18


IR
ULFI
.
10
Memoranda
Memoranda

GHAILEVATATATATAVOVO
SA
A TATOOTATAVATCO



S
July
Necessity is the mother
of contention.
Sunday ........
Monday ........ 20
Tuesday ........ 21
Wednesday . . . . . . 22
Thursday ....... 23
Friday . ....... 24
Saturday ...... 25



DAN PULUTUMISVARANDUST
VRDIO
YAXS
VIXISS
Memoranda
HAYALVATAJAYALALA
ATATGUARACA



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wasanay (2
July
2CRAN
ANNA
LYNNE MESMODS
Sweet are the uses
of diversity.
Sunday .. ..... 26
Monday ......
Tuesday ........ 28
Wednesday .....
Thursday,
..... 30
Friday .......31



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Memoranda
Memoranda
ACTA IAITSVALTAVATATOAREA



(Aug.
Dif
A word to the wise
is resented.
I
Saturday .......
Sunday ....
Monday ......
Tuesday: .......
Wednesday ......
Thursday .....
Friday .......
Saturday .......
8


OUTROVIZ
USOV VAVRAC
Memoranda
VEVA SATAYAT YANG TATAYOYATOATAI


Memoranda



(Aug.
What love's labor
cost !!!!!
Sunday ........ 16
Monday ..... .17
Tuesday .....
Wednesday ...
Thursday ....
Friday ......... 21
Saturday ....... 22



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Talance SOTOLONELINER ORA



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aanuar (2
The
August
WAN
-
JAANAAALAM
Hell is paved with big
pretensions.
Sunday ........!
Monday ........
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ......
Thursday .......
Friday
Saturday .......
Sunday ........ 30
Monday ........ 31


Memoranda
1
.5
-



S
(Sept. 5
“Mercy and truth are
met together, righteous.
ness and peace have
kissed each other.”
Look out!!!!
Tuesday ..........
Wednesday ......
Thursday. .....
Friday .......
Saturday ......


Memoranda



52
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ala
3 September
SVIZZERIA
Sa ANAYA AANVALDOS
Pride will have a
Fall bonnet.
Sunday ........ 6
Monday ........
Tuesday .......
Wednesday .....
Thursday ....... 10
Friday ......... 11
Saturday ....... 12


V
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Sept.
Pride goeth before and
the bill cometh after.
Sunday ..
..... 13
Monday ........ 14
Tuesday ........ 15
Wednesday . . . . . . 16
Thursday ...... 17
Friday ......... 18
Saturday ....... 19


31.
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Memoranda
RECVATAI
S
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September
WARNA
JAYAHAN
ALM
.
Tamper not with
fledged fools.
Sunday ........
Monday ..........
Tuesday ........ 22
Wednesday ..... 23
Thursday .......
Friday ......... 25
Saturday ....... 26


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P221DPOROZIUAVIVA
291
Memoranda
PAVLVA TA TAXASSAVO MESTOTA VASTATAVAYACAS


Memoranda



Oct.
There is no soak with.
out some fire water.
Sunday ........ 4
Monday .....
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ...... 7
Thursday ......
Friday ......... 9
Saturday ....


When folly
is bliss 'tis ignorance to
be otherwise.



Memoranda



GY6420ZXZGONGURUS
DAAL
The
October
ARRA,
A lie for a lie
and
A truth for a truth.
Sunday ........11
Monday ..... 12
Tuesday ....... 13
Wednesday . . . . . . 14
Thursday . . . . . . . 15
Friday ....... 16
Saturday .......


EQUUTDINOV STRUTTU. VOOR
Memoranda
Memoranda
WEISS WILAYALOKATAAVA



ODD02020201OVORO UO2
aaaan (2
November
82AURA
A little widow is a
dangerous thing.
O
O
Sunday .........
Monday ........
Tuesday ........10
Wednesday ...... II
Thursday ....... 12
Friday ..........
.. II
Saturday ....... 14



(Nov.
Money shall cover a
multitude of sins.
Sunday ........ 15
Monday ..... .
Tuesday ........17
Wednesday ..... 18
Thursday. .....19
Friday .. .. ... 20
· Saturday ....... 2 I



30.
12.
31VIP.
D
U
V 1
214
Memoranda
GARVATNI
TOVORNOSTAATAVANAS



UJ
Da'ana
November
NUTA
دادند هذا ا لعام العامه
“Who so findeth a
(rich) wife findeth a
good thing."
Prov. XVIII, 22.
Sunday ........
Monday ........
Tuesday ........
Wednesday ......
Thursday ......
Friday .........
Saturday .......
Sunday ........
Monday .....


He smelleth
the bottle afar off, and he
sayeth Ha! Ha!






Memoranda



Dec.
The up-to-date prodigal
gets the golden calf.
Tuesday ........ I
Wednesday .......
Thursday .... ..
Friday ......... 4
Saturday ....... 5



AS (Dec.
He laughs best, whose
laugh lasts.
Sunday ........
Monday ........ 14
Tuesday ........ 15
Wednesday ...... 16
Thursday .......17
Friday ......... 18
Saturday ....... 19


Memoranda

Memoranda



December
@sc (2
IRFAR
Jan
V
.
S
As thou hast
made thy bed, why lie
about it?
Sunday ........
Monday ........
Tuesday ........ 22
Wednesday .....
Thursday .......
Friday .. .....
Saturday ....... 26


A122229ORV
I NNUTVIMA ZAMIEL
еритошәИ
ALLEGROUGHORN



r
Dec.
· Absinthe makes the
heart grow fonder.
Sunday ........
Monday ........
Tuesday ........ 29
Wednesday ...... 30
Thursday ....... 31


OUD