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Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Terry Pratchett	Carpe Jugulum			.epub	application/epub+zip	101325	11699	98	'Well, the potato wasn't big enough for the official seal and I don't know what a seal look like in any case but I reckon dat's a good carvin' of a duck I done there,' said the troll cheerfully. Nanny had warned her about it but, even so, it was unnerving to turn up at Granny's cottage and find her stretched out on the floor as stiff as a stick and holding, in fingers that were almost blue, a card with the words: I ATE'NT DEAD.[5] It just meant that she was out in the world somewhere, seeing life through the eyes of a badger or a pigeon, riding as an unheeded passenger in its mind. 'Sadly, not everyone knows witches like we do,' said Verence, with what Nanny in her overheated state thought was unnecessary diplomacy. 'The trouble is that people always think of vampires in terms of their diet,' said the Count, as Nanny hurried away. They sat in grey silence for a while, and then Nanny Ogg said: 'My own granny has an old country sayin' she always trotted out at times like this.	./cache/Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett.epub	./txt/Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett.txt