AGO NY COLUMN EARL- DERR- BIGGERS The Agony Column º:- º: - :- * , , , ===-aºr ==-a-º-º-º-º------------, i. . . * * * # .. : {A: º, . . . . . ſº Cº. º.º. & ſºr of Cerci, º, ø to Baidy ate, Łove Jºsurance, etc. x Žiºstrated by WILL CREFº Indianapolis **** gº -- *** * fºe Bobºs-Merriſ. Company *** * * * Publishers : ------ |-----+-------- ----- -- - - ---- |- |- |-ſºs…!!!!!!!!!!!! |- |- THE AGONY COLUMN by EARL DERR BIGGERS cAuthor of Seven Keys to Baldpate, Love Insurance, etc. Illustrated by WILL GREFé Indianapolis The Bobbs-Merrill Company Publishers CopyRIGHT 1916 The Curris PUBLISHING Company CopyRIGHT 1916 THE Bobbs-MERRILL Company PRESS or BRAJNworth & co. Book MAnufacturers BRooklyn, N. Y. The Agony Column The Agony Column CHAPTER I WO years ago, in July, London was almost unbearably hot. It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture —an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War. About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home. Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in I they swearby. About nine o'clock on the morning of Friday, July twenty-fourth, in that mem- orable year nineteen hundred and four- teen, Geoffrey West left his apartments in Adelphi Terrace and set out for break- fast at the Carlton. He had found the breakfast room of that dignified hotel the coolest in London, and through some miracle, for the season had passed, straw- berries might still be had there. As he took his way through the crowded Strand, surrounded on all sides by honest British faces wet with honest British perspira- tion he thought longingly of his rooms in Washington Square, New York. For West, despite the English sound of that Geoffrey, was as American as Kansas, his native state, and only pressing business 2 W was at that moment holding him in Eng- 6 º land, far from the country that glowed unusually rosy because of its remoteness. At the Carlton news stand West bought two morning papers—the Times for study and the Mail for entertainment —and then passed on into the restaurant. His waiter—a tall soldierly Prussian, more blond than West himself—saw him coming and, with a nod and a mechanical German smile, set out for the plate of strawberries which he knew would be the first thing desired by the American. West seated himself at his usual table and, spreading out the Daily Mail, sought his favorite column. The first item in that column brought a delighted smile to his face: “The one who calls me Dearest is not genuine or they would write to me.” 3 Any one at all familiar with English & journalism will recognize at once what § department it was that appealed most to West. During his three weeks in Lon- don he had been following, with the keen- est joy, the daily grist of Personal No- tices in the Mail. This string of intimate messages, popularly known as the Agony Column, has long been an honored insti- tution in the English press. In the days of Sherlock Holmes it was in the Times that it flourished, and many a criminal was tracked to earth after he had inserted Some alluring mysterious message in it. Later the Telegraph gave it room; but, with the advent of halfpenny journalism, the simple souls moved en masse to the Mail. Tragedy and comedy mingle in the Ag- ony Column. Erring ones are urged to 4. always about that column. So, while waiting for his strawberries, he smiled over the ungrammatical out- burst of the young lady who had come to doubt the genuineness of him who called her Dearest. He passed on to the second item of the morning. Spoke one whose heart had been completely conquered: MY LADY sleeps. She of raven tresses. Corner seat from Victoria, Wednesday night. Carried program. Gentleman an- swering inquiry desires acquaintance. Reply here.—LE ROI. West made a mental note to watch for the reply of raven tresses. The next mes- sage proved to be one of Aye's lyrics— now almost a daily feature of the column: DEAREST: Tender loving wishes to my dear one. Only to be with you now and 6 W always. None “fairer in my eyes.” Your ſº 9 name is music to me. I love you more than life itself, my own beautiful darling, my proud sweetheart, my joy, my all! Jealous of everybody. Kiss your dear hands for me. Love you only. Thine ever.—AYE. Which, reflected West, was generous of Aye—at ten cents a word—and in strik- ing contrast to the penurious lover who wrote, farther along in the column: loveu dearly; wantocu; longing; missu But those extremely personal notices ran not alone to love. Mystery, too, was present, especially in the aquatic utter- 211CC : DEFIANT MERMAID: Not mine. Alli- gators bitingu now. 'Tis well; delighted. —FIRST FISH. 7 &R) Column for the day, and West, like the solid citizen he really was, took up the Times to discover what might be the morning's news. A great deal of space was given to the appointment of a new principal for Dulwich College. The af- fairs of the heart, in which that charming creature, Gabrielle Ray, was at the mo- ment involved, likewise claimed atten- tion. And in a quite unimportant corner, in a most unimportant manner, it was re- lated that Austria had sent an ultimatum to Serbia. West had read part way through this stupid little piece of news, when suddenly the Thunderer and all its works became an uninteresting blur. A girl stood just inside the door of the Carlton breakfast room. Yes; he should have pondered that des- patch from Vienna. But such a girl! It 9 ſº º º adds nothing at all to say that her hair was a dull sort of gold; her eyes violet. Many girls have been similarly blessed. It was her manner; the sweet way she looked with those violet eyes through a battalion of head waiters and resplendent managers; her air of being at home here in the Carlton or anywhere else that fate might drop her down. Unquestionably she came from oversea—from the States. She stepped forward into the restau- rant. And now slipped also into view, as part of the background for her, a mid- dle-aged man, who wore the conventional black of the statesman. He, too, bore the American label unmistakably. Nearer and nearer to West she drew, and he saw that in her hand she carried a copy of the Daily Mail. West's waiter was a master of the art IO the people back in Texas that you showed any interest in kings and such—if you will show just a little. Otherwise I'll spread the awful news that you took off your hat when King George went by.” The statesman smiled. West felt that he, who had no business to, was smiling with him. The waiter returned, bringing grape- fruit, and the strawberries West had or- dered. Without another look toward West, the girl put down her paper and began her breakfasting. As often as he dared, however, West looked at her. With patriotic pride he told himself: “Six months in Europe, and the most beautiful thing I've seen comes from back home!” When he rose reluctantly twenty min- “You’re a dear! I promise not to tell (º I4. Wutes later his two compatriots were still at table, discussing their plans for the day. As is usual in such cases, the girl ar- ranged, the man agreed. With one last glance in her direction, West went out on the parched pavement of Haymarket. Slowly he walked back to his rooms. Work was waiting there for him; but, instead of getting down to it, he sat on the balcony of his study, gazing out on the courtyard that had been his chief rea- son for selecting those apartments. Here, in the heart of the city, was a bit of the countryside transported—the green, trim, neatly tailored countryside that is the most satisfying thing in England. There were walls on which the ivy climbed high, narrow paths that ran between blooming beds of flowers, and opposite I5 W his windows a seldom-opened, most ro- mantic gate. As he sat looking down he seemed to see there below him the girl of the Carlton. Now she sat on the rustic bench; now she bent above the envious flowers; now she stood at the gate that opened out to a hot sudden bit of the city. And as he watched her there in the gar- den she would never enter, as he reflected unhappily that probably he would see her no more—the idea came to him. At first he put it from him as absurd, impossible. She was, to apply a fine word much abused, a lady; he supposedly a gentleman. Their sort did not do such things. If he yielded to this temptation she would be shocked, angry, and from him would slip that one chance in a thou- sand he had—the chance of meeting her somewhere, some day. I6 } And yet—and yet— She, too, had found 6. the Agony Column entertaining and— tº quite nice. There was a twinkle in her eyes that bespoke a fondness for romance. She was human, fun-loving—and, above all, the joy of youth was in her heart. Nonsense! West went inside and walked the floor. The idea was prepos- terous. Still—he smiled—it was filled with amusing possibilities. Too bad he must put it forever away and settle down to this stupid work! Forever away? Well— On the next morning, which was Sat- urday, West did not breakfast at the Carl- ton. The girl, however, did. As she and her father sat down the old man said: “I see you've got your Daily Mail.” “Of course!” she answered. “I couldn't do without it. Grapefruit—yes.” 17 cheeks flushed and she put the paper down. “What is it?” asked the Texas states- IIl 211. “To-day,” she answered sternly, “you do the British Museum. You've put it off long enough.” The old man sighed. Fortunately he did not ask to see the Mail. If he had, a quarter way down the column of per- sonal notices he would have been enraged —or perhaps only puzzled—to read: CARLTON RESTAURANT: Nine A. M., Friday morning. Will the young woman who preferred grapefruit to strawberries permit the young man who had two plates of the latter to say he will not rest until he discovers some mutual friend, that they may meet and laugh over this column to- gether? º º tº ſº º She began to read. Presently her º 18 strawberries that his nerve had failed him and he was not present at the Carlton that morning! He would have been quite overcome to see the stern uncompromis- ing look on the beautiful face of a lady at her grapefruit. So overcome, in fact, that he would probably have left the room at once, and thus not seen the mis- chievous smile that came in time to the lady's face—not seen that she soon picked up the paper again and read, with that smile, to the end of the column. CHAPTER II HE next day was Sunday; hence | it brought no Mail. Slowly it dragged along. At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favor- ite newspaper. He found it, found the Agony Column—and nothing else. Tues- day morning again he rose early, still hopeful. Then and there hope died. The lady at the Carlton deigned no reply. Well, he had lost, he told himself. He had staked all on this one bold throw; no use. Probably if she thought of him at all it was to label him a cheap joker, a mountebank of the halfpenny press. Richly he deserved her scorn. On Wednesday he slept late. He was 2O QN in no haste to look into the Daily Mail; & his disappointments of the previous days & had been too keen. At last, while he was shaving, he summoned Walters, the care- taker of the building, and sent him out to procure a certain morning paper. Walters came back bearing rich treas- ure, for in the Agony Column of that day West, his face white with lather, read joyously: STRAWBERRY MAN: Only the grape- fruit lady's kind heart and her great fond- ness for mystery and romance move her to answer. The strawberry-mad one may write one letter a day for seven days—to prove that he is an interesting person, worth knowing. Then—we shall see. Address: M. A. L., care Sadie Haight, Carlton Hotel. All day West walked on air, but with 2I º º W. §The Agony Columnà &N) the evening came the problem of those % letters, on which depended, he felt, his entire future happiness. Returning from dinner, he sat down at his desk near the windows that looked out on his wonderful courtyard. The weather was still torrid, but with the night had come a breeze to fan the hot cheek of London. It gently stirred his curtains; rustled the papers on his desk. He considered. Should he at once make known the eminently respectable person he was, the hopelessly respectable people he knew? Hardly! For then, on the instant, like a bubble bursting, would go for good all mystery and romance, and the lady of the grapefruit would lose all interest and listen to him no more. He spoke solemnly to his rustling curtains. “No,” he said. “We must have mys- º Aº º 22 &W) knew it immediately for what it was— ſº the timid tentative clutch of a shy man at the skirts of Romance in passing. Be- lieve me, old Conservatism was with me when I wrote that message. He was fighting hard. He followed me, strug- gling, shrieking, protesting, to the post box itself. But I whipped him. Glory bel I did for him. We are young but once, I told him. After that, what use to signal to Ro- mance? The lady at least, I said, will understand. He sneered at that. He shook his silly gray head. I will admit he had me worried. But now you have justified my faith in you. Thank you a million times for that! Three weeks I have been in this huge, ungainly, indifferent city, longing for the States. Three weeks the Agony Column 24 | º: § §§ # has been my sole diversion. And then— (§ through the doorway of the Carlton res- taurant—you came— It is of myself that I must write, I know. I will not, then, tell you what is in my mind—the picture of you I carry. It would mean little to you. Many Tex- an gallants, no doubt, have told you the same while the moon was bright above you and the breeze was softly whispering through the branches of the branches of the-of the- Confound it, I don’t know! I have never been in Texas. It is a vice in me I hope soon to correct. All day I in- tended to look up Texas in the encyclo- pedia. But all day I have dwelt in the clouds. And there are no reference books in the clouds. Now I am down to earth in my quiet ſ º § 25 &N study. Pens, ink and paper are before º me. I must prove myself a person worth knowing. From his rooms, they say, you can tell much about a man. But, alas! these peace- ful rooms in Adelphi Terrace—I shall not tell the number—were sublet fur- nished. So if you could see me now you would be judging me by the possessions left behind by one Anthony Bartholo- mew. There is much dust on them. Judge neither Anthony nor me by that. Judge rather Walters, the caretaker, who lives in the basement with his gray-haired wife. Walters was a gardener once, and his whole life is wrapped up in the court- yard on which my balcony looks down. There he spends his time, while up above the dust gathers in the corners— Does this picture distress you, my lady?. 26 N You should see the courtyard! You & would not blame Walters then. It is a & sample of Paradise left at our door—that courtyard. As English as a hedge, as neat, as beautiful. London is a roar some- where beyond; between our court and the great city is a magic gate, forever closed. It was the court that led me to take these IOOInS. And, since you are one who loves mys- tery, I am going to relate to you the odd chain of circumstances that brought me here. For the first link in that chain we must go back to Interlaken. Have you been there yet? A quiet little town, lying beautiful between two shimmering lakes, with the great Jungfrau itself for scenery. From the dining-room of one lucky hotel you may look up at dinner and watch the 27 É mountain. You would not say then of & strawberries: “I hate them.” Or of any- thing else in all the world. A month ago I was in Interlaken. One evening after dinner I strolled along the main street, where all the hotels and shops are drawn up at attention before the love- ly mountain. In front of one of the shops I saw a collection of walking sticks and, since I needed one for climbing, I paused to look them over. I had been at this only a moment when a young Englishman stepped up and also began examining the sticks. I had made a selection from the lot and was turning away to find the shopkeeper, when the Englishman spoke. He was lean, distinguished-looking, though quite young, and had that well-tubbed appear- º % § 28 ºn-arº º § - Nº ſº jº factor that has enabled the English to §§ assert their authority over colonies like Egypt and India, where men are not so thoroughly bathed. “Er—if you'll pardon me, old chap,” he said. “Not that stick—if you don't mind my saying so. It's not tough enough for mountain work. I would suggest—” To say that I was astonished is putting it mildly. If you know the English at all, you know it is not their habit to ad- dress strangers, even under the most press- ing circumstances. Yet here was one of that haughty race actually interfering in my selection of a stick. I ended by buy- ing the one he preferred, and he strolled along with me in the direction of my ho- tel, chatting meantime in a fashion far from British. 29 &M tachment that Archie had formed forme? & Why should he want to pass me along º to his cousin at a time when that gentle- man, back home after two years in India, would be, no doubt, extremely busy? I made up my mind I would not present the letter, despite the fact that Archie had with great persistence wrung from me a promise to do so. I had met many Eng- lish gentlemen, and I felt they were not the sort—despite the example of Archie —to take a wandering American to their bosoms when he came with a mere letter. By easy stages I came on to London. Here I met a friend, just sailing for home, who told me of some sad experiences he had had with letters of introduction—of the cold, fishy, “My-dear-fellow-why- trouble-me-with-it?” stares that had greeted their presentation. Good-heart- 32. V ed men all, he said, but averse to stran- gers; an ever-present trait in the English —always excepting Archie. So I put the letter to Captain Fraser- Freer out of my mind. I had business ac- quaintances here and a few English friends, and I found these, as always, courteous and charming. But it is to my advantage to meet as many people as may be, and after drifting about for a week I set out one afternoon to call on my cap- tain. I told myself that here was an Eng- lishman who had perhaps thawed a bit in the great oven of India. If not, no harm would be done. It was then that I came for the first time to this house on Adelphi Terrace, for it was the address Archie had given me. Walters let me in, and I learned from him that Captain Fraser-Freer had 33 º | wº SS ſº §§ not yet arrived from India. His rooms & ſº were ready—he had kept them during his - absence, as seems to be the custom over here—and he was expected soon. Per- haps—said Walters—his wife remem- bered the date. He left me in the lower hall while he went to ask her. Waiting, I strolled to the rear of the hall. And then, through an open window that let in the summer, I saw for the first time that courtyard which is my great love in London — the old ivy-covered walls of brick; the neat paths between the blooming beds; the rustic seat; the magic gate. It was incredible that just outside lay the world's biggest city, with all its poverty and wealth, its sorrows and joys, its roar and rattle. Here was a garden for Jane Austen to people with fine ladies 34 ºsºvº ſº ſº $º time, the tread of his military boots. Now @ again my courage began to fail. I should have preferred to leave Archie's letter lying in my desk and know my neighbor only by his tread above me. I felt that perhaps I had been presumptuous in com- ing to live in the same house with him. But I had represented myself to Walters as an acquaintance of the captain's and the caretaker had lost no time in telling me that “my friend” was safely home. So one night, a week ago, I got up my nerve and went to the captain's rooms. I knocked. He called to me to enter and I stood in his study, facing him. He was a tall handsome man, fair-haired, mus- tached—the very figure that you, my lady, in your boarding-school days, would have 36 W wished him to be. His manner, I am {} bound to admit, was not cordial. “Captain,” I began, “I am very sorry to intrude—” It wasn't the thing to say, of course, but I was fussed. “However, I happen to be a neighbor of yours, and I have here a letter of introduction from your cousin, Archibald Enwright. I met him in Interlaken and we became very good friends.” “Indeed!” said the captain. He held out his hand for the letter, as though it were evidence at a court-mar- tial. I passed it over, wishing I hadn't come. He read it through. It was a long letter, considering its nature. While I waited, standing by his desk—he hadn't asked me to sit down—I looked about the room. It was much like my own study, 37 ſº The Agony Columnº third floor it was farther from the garden, consequently Walters reached there sel- dom. The captain turned back and began to read the letter again. This was decidedly embarrassing. Glancing down, I hap- pened to see on his desk an odd knife, which I fancy he had brought from India. The blade was of steel, dangerously sharp, the hilt of gold, carved to represent some heathen figure. Then the captain looked up from Archie's letter and his cold gaze fell full upon me. “My dear fellow,” he said, “to the best of my knowledge, I have no cousin named Archibald Enwright.” A pleasant situation, you must admit! It's bad enough when you come to them 38 ºW with a letter from their mother, but here (§ flaunting in his face a warm note of com- mendation from a cousin who did not exist! “I owe you an apology,” I said. I tried to be as haughty as he, and fell short by about two miles. “I brought the letter in good faith.” “No doubt of that,” he answered. “Evidently it was given me by some adventurer for purposes of his own,” I went on; “though I am at a loss to guess what they could have been.” “I’m frightfully sorry—really,” said he. But he said it with the London in- flection, which plainly implies: “I’m nothing of the sort.” A painful pause. I felt that he ought to give me back the letter; but he made no 39 ſº The Agony Columnſº “Ah—er—good night,” said I, and hur- ried toward the door. “Good night,” he answered, and I left him standing there with Archie's ac- cursed letter in his hand. That is the story of how I came to this house in Adelphi Terrace. There is mystery in it, you must admit, my lady. Once or twice since that uncomfortable call I have passed the captain on the stairs; but the halls are very dark, and for that I am grateful. I hear him often above me; in fact, I hear him as I write this. Who was Archief What was the idea? I wonder. Ah, well, I have my garden, and for that I am indebted to Archie the garru- 4O murmur, and somehow across this baking town a breeze has found its way. It whis- pers over the green grass, in the ivy that climbs my wall, in the soft murky folds of my curtains. Whispers—what? Whispers, perhaps, the dreams that go with this, the first of my letters to you. They are dreams that even I dare not whisper yet. And so—good night. THE STRAWBERRY MAN. W sisted on returning to the hotel for lunch- eon, though, as her father pointed out, they were far from the Carlton at the time. Her journey was rewarded. Letter number two was waiting; and as she read she gasped. DEAR LADY AT THE CARLTON: I am writing this at three in the morning, with London silent as the grave, beyond our garden. That I am so late in getting to it is not because I did not think of you all day yesterday; not because I did not sit down at my desk at seven last evening to address you. Believe me, only the most startling, the most appalling accident could have held me up. That most startling, most appalling ac- cident has happened. I am tempted to give you the news at 43 &R) once in one striking and terrible sentence. And I could write that sentence. A trag- edy, wrapped in mystery as impenetra- ble as a London fog, has befallen our quiet little house in Adelphi Terrace. In their basement room the Walters family, sleep- less, overwhelmed, sit silent; on the dark stairs outside my door I hear at intervals the tramp of men on unhappy missions— But no; I must go back to the very start of it all: Last night I had an early dinner at Simpson's, in the Strand—so early that I was practically alone in the restaurant. The letter I was about to write to you was uppermost in my mind and, having quickly dined, I hurried back to my rooms. I remember clearly that, as I stood in the street before our house fum- bling for my keys, Big Ben on the Parlia- 44 &R) ment Buildings struck the hour of seven. The chime of the great bell rang out in our peaceful thoroughfare like a loud and friendly greeting. Gaining my study, I sat down at once to write. Over my head I could hear Captain Fraser-Freer moving about—at- tiring himself, probably, for dinner. I was thinking, with an amused smile, how horrified he would be if he knew that the crude American below him had dined at the impossible hour of six, when suddenly I heard, in that room above me, some stranger talking in a harsh determined tone. Then came the captain's answering voice, calmer, more dignified. This con- versation went along for some time, grow- ing each moment more excited. Though I could not distinguish a word of it, I had the uncomfortable feeling that there was 45 with my composition of your letter, which I regarded as most important, you may be SUlſC. At the end of five minutes of argument there came the heavy thump-thump of men struggling above me. It recalled my college days, when we used to hear the fellows in the room above us throwing each other about in an excess of youth and high spirits. But this seemed more grim, more determined, and I did not like it. However, I reflected that it was none of my business. I tried to think about my letter. The struggle ended with a particularly heavy thud that shook our ancient house to its foundations. I sat listening, some- how very much depressed. There was no 46 &W further sound. It was not entirely dark & outside—the long twilight—and the fru- gal Walters had not lighted the hall lamps. Somebody was coming down the stairs very quietly—but their creaking betrayed him. I waited for him to pass through the shaft of light that poured from the door open at my back. At that moment Fate intervened in the shape of a breeze through my windows, the door banged shut, and a heavy man rushed by me in the darkness and ran down the stairs. I knew he was heavy, because the passageway was narrow and he had to push me aside to get by. I heard him swear beneath his breath. Quickly I went to a hall window at the far end that looked out on the street. But the front door did not open; no one came out. I was puzzled for a second; then I 47 {}The Agony Columnſ 'N reentered my room and hurried to my (§ balcony. I could make out the dim figure of a man running through the garden at the rear—that garden of which I have so often spoken. He did not try to open the gate; he climbed it, and so disappeared from sight into the alley. For a moment I considered. These were odd actions, surely; but was it my place to interfere? I remembered the cold stare in the eyes of Captain Fraser- Freer when I presented that letter. I saw him standing motionless in his murky study, as amiable as a statue. Would he welcome an intrusion from me now? Finally I made up my mind to forget these things and went down to find Wal- ters. He and his wife were eating their dinner in the basement. I told him what had happened. He said he had let no 48 clined to view my misgivings with a cold British eye. However, I persuaded him to go with me to the captain's rooms. The captain's door was open. Remem- bering that in England the way of the intruder is hard, I ordered Walters to go first. He stepped into the room, where the gas flickered feebly in an aged chande- lier. “My God, sir!” said Walters, a servant even now. And at last I write that sentence: Cap- tain Fraser-Freer of the Indian Army lay dead on the floor, a smile that was almost a sneer on his handsome English face! The horror of it is strong with me now as I sit in the silent morning in this room of mine which is so like the one in which the captain died. He had been stabbed 49 º was of that odd Indian knife which I had seen lying on his study table. I turned quickly to seek it, but it was gone. And as I looked at the table it came to me that here in this dusty room there must be finger prints—many finger prints. The room was quite in order, despite those sounds of struggle. One or two odd matters met my eye. On the table stood a box from a florist in Bond Street. The lid had been removed and I saw that the box contained a number of white asters. Be- side the box lay a scarf-pin—an emerald scarab. And not far from the captain's body lay what is known—owing to the German city where it is made—as a Hom- burg hat. I recalled that it is most important at such times that nothing be disturbed, and §§ just over the heart, and my first thought ſº g 50 & I turned to old Walters. His face was like this paper on which I write; his knees ( trembled beneath him. “Walters,” said I, “we must leave things just as they are until the police ar- rive. Come with me while I notify Scot- land Yard.” “Very good, sir,” said Walters. We went down then to the telephone in the lower hall, and I called up the Yard. I was told that an inspector would come at once and I went back to my room to wait for him. You can well imagine the feelings that were mine as I waited. Before this mys- tery should be solved, I foresaw that I might be involved to a degree that was unpleasant if not dangerous. Walters would remember that I first came here as one acquainted with the captain. He 5 I §The Agony Columnſ § § had noted, I felt sure, the lack of intimacy & between the captain and myself, once the é former arrived from India. He would no doubt testify that I had been most anx- ious to obtain lodgings in the same house with Fraser-Freer. Then there was the matter of my letter from Archie. I must keep that secret, I felt sure. Lastly, there was not a living soul to back me up in my story of the quarrel that preceded the captain's death, of the man who escaped by way of the garden. Alas, thought I, even the most stupid policeman can not fail to look upon me with the eye of suspicion! In about twenty minutes three men ar- rived from Scotland Yard. By that time I had worked myself up into a state of absurd nervousness. I heard Walters let them in; heard them climb the stairs and 52 &R walk about in the room overhead. In a É short time Walters knocked at my door ( and told me that Chief Inspector Bray desired to speak to me. As I preceded the servant up the stairs I felt toward him as an accused murderer must feel toward the witness who has it in his power to swear his life away. He was a big active man—Bray; blond as are so many Englishmen. His every move spoke efficiency. Trying to act as unconcerned as an innocent man should— but failing miserably, I fear—I related to him my story of the voices, the struggle, and the heavy man who had got by me in the hall and later climbed our gate. He listened without comment. At the end he said: “You were acquainted with the cap- tain?” 53 “Slightly,” I told him. Archie's letter & kept popping into my mind, frightening º me. “I had just met him—that is all; through a friend of his—Archibald En- wright was the name.” “Is Enwright in London to vouch for you?” “I’m afraid not. I last heard of him in Interlaken.” “Yes? How did you happen to take rooms in this house?” “The first time I called to see the cap- tain he had not yet arrived from India. I was looking for lodgings and I took a great fancy to the garden here.” It sounded silly, put like that. I wasn't surprised that the inspector eyed me with scorn. But I rather wished he hadn't. Bray began to walk about the room, ignoring me. 54 º | gº “No,” replied Bray sharply. mind. I'll attend to it—” There was a knock at the door. Bray called “Come!” and a slender boy, frail but with a military bearing, entered. “Hello, Walters!” he said, smiling. “What's up? I—” He stopped suddenly as his eyes fell upon the divan where Fraser-Freer lay. In an instant he was at the dead man's side. “Stephen!” he cried in anguish. “Who are you?” demanded the inspec- tor—rather rudely, I thought. “It's the captain's brother, sir,” put in Walters. “Lieutenant Norman Fraser- Freer, of the Royal Fusiliers.” There fell a silence. “A great calamity, sir—” began Wal- ters to the boy. 56 Chief of the Special Branch at the Yard. This is no ordinary murder. For reasons I can not disclose—and, I may add, for the best interests of the empire—news of the captain's tragic death must be kept for the present out of the newspapers. I mean, of course, the manner of his going. A mere death notice, you understand— the inference being that it was a natural taking off.” “I understand,” said the lieutenant, as one who knows more than he tells. “Thank you,” said Bray. “I shall leave you to attend to the matter, as far as your family is concerned. You will take charge of the body. As for the rest of you, I for- bid you to mention this matter outside.” And now Bray stood looking, with a puzzled air, at me. 58 “You are an American?” he said, and I & judged he did not care for Americans. ſ “I am,” I told him. “Know any one at your consulate?” he demanded. Thank heaven, I did! There is an un- der-secretary there named Watson—I went to college with him. I mentioned him to Bray. “Very good,” said the inspector. “You are free to go. But you must understand that you are an important witness in this case, and if you attempt to leave London you will be locked up.” So I came back to my rooms, horribly entangled in a mystery that is little to my liking. I have been sitting here in my study for some time, going over it again and again. There have been many foot- steps on the stairs, many voices in the hall. 59 Some captain. After all, he was a man; his very tread on the floor above, which I shall never hear again, told me that. What does it all mean? Who was the man in the hall, the man who had argued so loudly, who had struck so surely with that queer Indian knife? Where is the knife now? And, above all, what do the white asters signify? And the scarab scarf-pin? And that absurd Homburg hat? Lady of the Carlton, you wanted mys- tery. When I wrote that first letter to you, little did I dream that I should soon have it to give you in overwhelming InCaSUITC. And—believe me when I say it— through all this your face has been con- 6o § stantly before me—your face as I saw it that bright morning in the hotel breakfast room. You have forgiven me, I know, for the manner in which I addressed you. I had seen your eyes and the temptation was great—very great. - It is dawn in the garden now and Lon- don is beginning to stir. So this time it is —good morning, my lady. THE STRAWBERRY MAN. º formed; and the witty Irishman would have been annoyed to see the scant atten- tion one lovely young American in the audience gave his lines. The American in question retired at midnight, with eager thoughts turned toward the morning. And she was not disappointed. When her maid, a stolid Englishwoman, ap- peared at her bedside early Saturday she carried a letter, which she handed over, with the turned-up nose of one who aids but does not approve. Quickly the girl tore it open. DEAR TEXAS LADY: I am writing this late in the afternoon. The sun is casting long black shadows on the garden lawn, and the whole world is so bright and mat- ter-of-fact I have to argue with myself to 63 ſº night through which I passed really hap- Q pened. The newspapers this morning helped to make it all seem a dream; not a line—not a word, that I can find. When I think of America, and how by this time the re- porters would be swarming through our house if this thing had happened over there, I am the more astonished. But then, I know these English papers. The great Joe Chamberlain died the other night at ten, and it was noon the next day when the first paper to carry the story appeared—screaming loudly that it had scored a beat. It had. Other lands, other methods. It was probably not difficult for Bray to keep journalists such as these in the dark. So their great ungainly sheets 64 unhappy position. I had not liked the looks cast at me by Inspector Bray, or his voice when he asked how I came to live in this house. I told myself I should not be safe until the real murderer of the poor captain was found; and so I began to puz- zle over the few clues in the case—espe- cially over the asters, the scarab pin and the Homburg hat. It was then I remembered the four copies of the Daily Mail that Bray had casually thrown into the waste-basket as of no interest. I had glanced over his shoulder as he examined these papers, and had seen that each of them was folded so that our favorite department—the Agony Column—was uppermost. It happened I had in my desk copies of the Mail for the past week. You will understand why. 66 I rose, found those papers, and began to read. It was then that I made the as- tounding discovery to which I have al- luded. For a time after making it I was dumb with amazement, so that no course of ac- tion came readily to mind. In the end I decided that the thing for me to do was to wait for Bray's return in the morning and then point out to him the error he had made in ignoring the Mail. Bray came in about eight o'clock and a few minutes later I heard another man ascend the stairs. I was shaving at the time, but I quickly completed the opera- tion and, slipping on a bathrobe, hurried up to the captain's rooms. The younger brother had seen to the removal of the un- fortunate man's body in the night, and, aside from Bray and the stranger who had 67 WA) arrived almost simultaneously with him, ſº there was no one but a sleepy-eyed con- stable there. Bray's greeting was decidedly grouchy. The stranger, however—a tall bronzed man—made himself known to me in the most cordial manner. He told me he was Colonel Hughes, a close friend of the dead man; and that, unutterably shocked and grieved, he had come to inquire whether there was anything he might do. “Inspector,” said I, “last night in this room you held in your hand four copies of the Daily Mail. You tossed them into that basket as of no account. May I sug- gest that you rescue those copies, as I have a rather startling matter to make clear to you?” Too grand an official to stoop to a waste-basket, he nodded to the constable. The latter brought the papers; and, se- 68 on the table. “The issue of July twenty- seventh,” I said. I pointed to an item half-way down the column of Personal Notices. You your- self, my lady, may read it there if you happen to have saved a copy. It ran as follows: “RANGOON: The asters are in full bloom in the garden at Canterbury. They are very beautiful—especially the white ones.” Bray grunted, and opened his little eyes. I took up the issue of the following day—the twenty-eighth: “RANGOON: We have been forced to sell father's stick-pin—the emerald scarab he brought home from Cairo.” I had Bray's interest now. He leaned 69 W heavily toward me, puffing. Greatly ex- º cited, I held before his eyes the issue of & the twenty-ninth: “RANGOON: Homburg hat gone for- ever—caught by a breeze—into the river.” - “And finally,” said I to the inspector, “the last message of all, in the issue of the thirtieth of July—on sale in the streets some twelve hours before Fraser-Freer was murdered. Seel” “RANGOON: To-night at ten. Regent Street.—Y. O. G.” Bray was silent. “I take it you are aware, Inspector,” I said, “that for the past two years Captain Fraser-Freer was stationed at Rangoon.” Still he said nothing; just looked at me with those foxy little eyes that I was com- ing to detest. At last he spoke sharply: 7O - “Just how,” he demanded, “did you happen to discover those messages? You were not in this room last night after I left?” He turned angrily to the consta- ble. “I gave orders—” “No,” I put in; “I was not in this room. I happened to have on file in my rooms copies of the Mail, and by the merest chance—” I saw that I had blundered. Undoubt- edly my discovery of those messages was too pat. Once again suspicion looked my way. “Thank you very much,” said Bray. “I’ll keep this in mind.” “Have you communicated with my friend at the consulate?” I asked. “Yes. That's all. Good morning.” So I went. I had been back in my room some 71 º'The Agony Column º: º twenty minutes when there came a knock % on the door, and Colonel Hughes entered. He was a genial man, in the early forties I should say, tanned by some sun not Eng- lish, and gray at the temples. “My dear sir,” he said without pre- amble, “this is a most appalling business!” “Decidedly,” I answered. “Will you sit down?” “Thank you.” He sat and gazed frankly into my eyes. “Policemen,” he added meaningly, “are a most suspicious tribe—often without reason. I am sorry you happen to be involved in this affair, for I may say that I fancy you to be ex- actly what you seem. May I add that, if you should ever need a friend, I am at your service?” I was touched; I thanked him as best I could. His tone was so sympathetic and 72 | º § § kindly, and, above all, so sincere, that be- fore I realized it I was telling him the whole story—of Archie and his letter; of my falling in love with a garden; of the startling discovery that the captain had never heard of his cousin; and of my sub- sequent unpleasant position. He leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes. “I suppose,” he said, “that no man ever carries an unsealed letter of introduction without opening it to read just what praises have been lavished upon him. It is human nature—I have done it often. May I make so bold as to inquire—” “Yes,” said I. “It was unsealed and I did read it. Considering its purpose, it struck me as rather long. There were many warm words for me—words beyond all reason in view of my brief acquaint- ance with Enwright. I also recall that he 73 &M mentioned how long he had been in Inter- (§ laken, and that he said he expected to 6 reach London about the first of August.” “The first of August,” repeated the colonel. “That is to-morrow. Now—if you'll be so kind—just what happened last night?” Again I ran over the events of that tragic evening—the quarrel; the heavy figure in the hall; the escape by way of the seldom-used gate. “My boy,” said Colonel Hughes as he rose to go, “the threads of this tragedy stretch far—some of them to India; some to a country I will not name. I may say frankly that I have other and greater in- terest in the matter than that of the cap- tain's friend. For the present that is in strict confidence between us; the police are well-meaning, but they sometimes 74 &N blunder. Did I understand you to say % that you have copies of the Mail contain- ( ing those odd messages?” “Right here in my desk,” said I. I got them for him. “I think I shall take them—if I may,” he said. “You will, of course, not men- tion this little visit of mine. We shall meet again. Good morning.” And he went away, carrying those pa- pers with their strange signals to Ran- goon. Somehow I feel wonderfully cheered by his call. For the first time since seven last evening I begin to breathe freely again. And so, lady who likes mystery, the matter stands on the afternoon of the last day of July, nineteen hundred and four- teen. 75 I shall mail you this letter to-night. is my third to you, and it carries with it (º three times the dreams that went with the first; for they are dreams that live not only at night, when the moon is on the courtyard, but also in the bright light of day. Yes—I am remarkably cheered. I re- alize that I have not eaten at all—save a cup of coffee from the trembling hand of Walters—since last night, at Simpson's. I am going now to dine. I shall begin with grapefruit. I realize that I am Sud- denly very fond of grapefruit. How bromidic to note it—we have many tastes in commonl EX-STRAWBERRY MAN. The third letter from her correspond- ent of the Agony Column increased in the mind of the lovely young woman at the 76 º second had created. For a long time, on the Saturday morning of its receipt, she sat in her room puzzling over the mys- tery of the house in Adelphi Terrace. When first she had heard that Captain Fraser-Freer, of the Indian Army, was dead of a knife wound over the heart, the news had shocked her like that of the loss of some old and dear friend. She had de- sired passionately the apprehension of his murderer, and had turned over and over in her mind the possibilities of white as- ters, a scarab pin and a Homburg hat. Perhaps the girl longed for the arrest of the guilty man thus keenly because this jaunty young friend of hers—a friend whose name she did not know—to whom, indeed, she had never spoken—was so dangerously entangled in the affair. For, ſa W Carlton the excitement and tension the 6: 77 &N from what she knew of Geoffrey West, from her casual glance in the restaurant and, far more, from his letters, she liked him extremely. And now came his third letter, in which he related the connection of that hat, that pin and those asters with the column in the Mail which had first brought them to- gether. As it happened, she, too, had copies of the paper for the first four days of the week. She went to her sitting- room, unearthed these copies, and— gasped l For from the column in Mon- day's paper stared up at her the cryptic words to Rangoon concerning asters in a garden at Canterbury. In the other three issues as well, she found the identical mes- sages her strawberry man had quoted. She sat for a moment in deep thought; sat, in fact, until at her door came the en- 78 §§WS &R) raged knocking of a hungry parent who had been waiting a full hour in the lobby below for her to join him at breakfast. “Come, come!” boomed her father, en- tering at her invitation. “Don’t sit here all day mooning. I'm hungry if you're not.” With quick apologies she made ready to accompany him down-stairs. Firmly, as she planned their campaign for the day, she resolved to put from her mind all thought of Adelphi Terrace. How well she succeeded may be judged from a speech made by her father that night just before dinner: “Have you lost your tongue, Marian? You're as uncommunicative as a newly- elected office-holder. If you can't get a little more life into these expeditions of ours we'll pack up and head for home.” 79 She smiled, patted his shoulder and promised to improve. But he appeared to be in a gloomy mood. “I believe we ought to go, anyhow,” he went on. “In my opinion this war is go- ing to spread like a prairie fire. The Kaiser got back to Berlin yesterday. He'll sign the mobilization orders to-day as sure as fate. For the past week, on the Berlin Bourse, Canadian Pacific stock has been dropping. That means they expect England to come in.” He gazed darkly into the future. It may seem that, for an American states- man, he had an unusual grasp of Euro- pean politics. This is easily explained by the fact that he had been talking with the bootblack at the Carlton Hotel. “Yes,” he said with sudden decision, “I’ll go down to the steamship offices early Monday morning—” 8O CHAPTER V. IS daughter heard these words H with a sinking heart. She had a most unhappy picture of her- self boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved. Wisely she diverted her father's thoughts toward the question of food. She had heard, she said, that Simpson's, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine. They would go there, and walk. She suggested a short detour that would carry them through Adelphi Ter- race. It seemed she had always wanted to see Adelphi Terrace. 81 As they passed through that silent street (§ she sought to guess, from an inspection AV. of the grim forbidding house fronts, back of which lay the lovely garden, the ro- mantic mystery. But the houses were so very much like one another. Before one of them, she noted, a taxi waited. After dinner her father pleaded for a music-hall as against what he called “some highfaluting, teacup English play.” He won. Late that night, as they rode back to the Carlton, special editions were being proclaimed in the streets. Germany was mobilizing! The girl from Texas retired, wonder- ing what epistolary surprise the morning would bring forth. It brought forth this: DEAR DAUGHTER OF THE SENATE: Or is it Congress? I could not quite decide. But surely in one or the other of those 82 - - §§ day, the first of August dawned, and still (§ } all was quiet. Indeed, it was not until ® this evening that further developments in the sudden death of Captain Fraser-Freer arrived to disturb me. These develop- ments are strange ones surely, and I shall hasten to relate them. I dined to-night at a little place in Soho. My waiter was Italian, and on him I amused myself with the Italian in Ten Lessons of which I am foolishly proud. We talked of Fiesole, where he had lived. Once I rode from Fiesole down the hill to Florence in the moonlight. I remember endless walls on which hung roses, fresh and blooming. I remember a gaunt nun- nery and two-gray-robed sisters clang- ing shut the gates. I remember the searchlight from the military encamp- ment, playing constantly over the Arno 85 flowers nodding above me, stooping now and then to brush my face. I came to think that at the end Paradise, and not a second-rate hotel, was waiting. One may still take that ride, I fancy. Some day— Some day— I dined in Soho. I came back to Adel- phi Terrace in the hot, reeking August dusk, reflecting that the mystery in which I was involved was, after a fashion, stand- ing still. In front of our house I noticed a taxi waiting. I thought nothing of it as I entered the murky hallway and climbed the familiar stairs. My door stood open. It was dark in my study, save for the reflection of the lights of London outside. As I crossed in Europe, never closes. And always the @ 86 the faint sweet perfume of lilacs. There are no lilacs in our garden, and if there were it is not the season. No, this per- fume had been brought there by a woman —a woman who sat at my desk and raised her head as I entered. “You will pardon this intrusion,” she said in the correct careful English of one who has learned the speech from a book. “I have come for a brief word with you— then I shall go.” I could think of nothing to say. I stood gaping like a schoolboy. “My word,” the woman went on, “is in the nature of advice. We do not always like those who give us advice. None the less, I trust that you will listen.” I found my tongue then. 87 ) “I am listening,” I said stupidly. “But first—a light—” And I moved toward the matches on the mantelpiece. Quickly the woman rose and faced me. I saw then that she wore a veil—not a heavy veil, but a fluffy, attractive thing that was yet sufficient to screen her fea- tures from me. “I beg of you,” she cried, “no light And as I paused, undecided, she added, in a tone which suggested lips that pout: “It is such a little thing to ask—surely you will not refuse.” I suppose I should have insisted. But her voice was charming, her manner per- fect, and that odor of lilacs reminiscent of a garden I knew long ago, at home. “Very well,” said I. “Oh—I am grateful to you,” she an- swered. Her tone changed. “I under- p 88 &W stand that, shortly after seven o'clock last Thursday evening, you heard in the room above you the sounds of a struggle. Such has been your testimony to the police?” “It has,” said I. “Are you quite certain as to the hour?” I felt that she was smiling at me. “Might it not have been later—or earlier?” “I am sure it was just after seven,” I replied. “I’ll tell you why: I had just returned from dinner and while I was un- locking the door Big Ben on the House of Parliament struck—” She raised her hand. “No matter,” she said, and there was a touch of iron in her voice. “You are no longer sure of that. Thinking it over, you have come to the conclusion that it may have been barely six-thirty when you heard the noise of a struggle.” 89 “Indeed?” said I. I tried to sound sar- castic, but I was really too astonished by her tone. “Yes—indeed!” she replied. “That is what you will tell Inspector Bray when next you see him. “It may have been six- thirty,’ you will tell him. “I have thought it over and I am not certain.’” “Even for a very charming lady,” I said, “I can not misrepresent the facts in a matter so important. It was after seven—” “I am not asking you to do a favor for a lady,” she replied. “I am asking you to do a favor for yourself. If you refuse the consequences may be most unpleasant.” “I’m rather at a loss—” I began. She was silent for a moment. Then she turned and I felt her looking at me through the veil. 90 demanded. My heart sank. I recog- nized the weapon in her hands. “The police,” she went on, “do not yet know that the letter of introduction you brought to the captain was signed by a man who addressed Fraser-Freer as Dear Cousin, but who is completely unknown to the family. Once that information reaches Scotland Yard, your chance of escaping arrest is slim. “They may not be able to fasten this crime upon you, but there will be compli- cations most distasteful. One's liberty is well worth keeping—and then, too, be- fore the case ends, there will be wide pub- licity—” “Well?” said I. “That is why you are going to suffer a lapse of memory in the matter of the hour “Who was Archibald Enwright?” she º s 9I ſº W at which you heard that struggle. As you & think it over, it is going to occur to you & that it may have been six-thirty, not seven. Otherwise—” “Go on.” “Otherwise the letter of introduction you gave to the captain will be sent anon- ymously to Inspector Bray.” “You have that letter!” I cried. “Not I,” she answered. “But it will be sent to Bray. It will be pointed out to him that you were posing under false col- ors. You could not escape!” I was most uncomfortable. The net of suspicion seemed closing in about me. But I was resentful, too, of the confidence in this woman's voice. “None the less,” said I, “I refuse to change my testimony. The truth is the truth—” 92 tºº The woman had moved to the door. 6 s She turned. ºn “To-morrow,” she replied, “it is not unlikely you will see Inspector Bray. As I said, I came here to give you advice. You had better take it. What does it mat- ter—a half-hour this way or that? And the difference is prison for you. Good night.” She was gone. I followed into the hall. Below, in the street, I heard the rattle of her taxi. I went back into my room and sat down. I was upset, and no mistake. Outside my windows the continuous symphony of the city played on—the busses, the trams, the never-silent voices. I gazed out. What a tremendous acreage of dank brick houses and dank British souls! I felt hor- ribly alone. I may add that I felt a bit 93 slowly closing in on me. Who was this woman of mystery? What place had she held in the life—and perhaps in the death—of Captain Fraser- Freer? Why should she come boldly to my rooms to make her impossible de- mand? I resolved that, even at the risk of my own comfort, I would stick to the truth. And to that resolve I would have clung had I not shortly received another visit— this one far more inexplicable, far more surprising, than the first. It was about nine o'clock when Walters tapped at my door and told me two gentle- men wished to see me. A moment later into my study walked Lieutenant Nor- man Fraser-Freer and a fine old gentle- man with a face that suggested some 94 W faded portrait hanging on an aristocrat's º wall. I had never seen him before. () “I hope it is quite convenient for you to see us,” said young Fraser-Freer. I assured him that it was. The boy's face was drawn and haggard; there was terrible suffering in his eyes, yet about him hung, like a halo, the glory of a great resolution. * “May I present my father?” he said. “General Fraser-Freer, retired. We have come on a matter of supreme impor- tance—” The old man muttered something I could not catch. I could see that he had been hard hit by the loss of his elder son. I asked them to be seated; the general complied, but the boy walked the floor in a manner most distressing. “I shall not be long,” he remarked. 95 QN) “Nor at a time like this is one in the mood & to be diplomatic. I will only say, sir, that we have come to ask of you a great—a very great favor indeed. You may not see fit to grant it. If that is the case we can not well reproach you. But if you can—” “It is a great favor, sir!” broke in the general. “And I am in the odd position where I do not know whether you will serve me best by granting it or by refusing to do so.” “Father—please—if you don't mind—” The boy's voice was kindly but deter- mined. He turned to me. “Sir—you have testified to the police that it was a bit past seven when you heard in the room above the sounds of the struggle which—which— You un- derstand.” In view of the mission of the caller 96 QN) who had departed a scant hour previous- { ly, the boy's question startled me. “Such was my testimony,” I answered. “It was the truth.” “Naturally,” said Lieutenant Fraser- Freer. “But—er—as a matter of fact, we are here to ask that you alter your testi- mony. Could you, as a favor to us who have suffered so cruel a loss—a favor we should never forget—could you not make the hour of that struggle half after six?” I was quite overwhelmed. “Your—reasons?” I managed at last to ask. “I am not able to give them to you in full,” the boy answered. “I can only say this: It happens that at seven o'clock last Thursday night I was dining with friends at the Savoy—friends who would not be likely to forget the occasion.” 97 The old general leaped to his feet. º “Norman,” he cried, “I can not let you do this thing! I simply will not—” “Hush, father,” said the boy wearily. “We have threshed it all out. You have promised—” The old man sank back into the chair and buried his face in his hands. “If you are willing to change your tes- timony,” young Fraser-Freer went on to me, “I shall at once confess to the police that it was I who—who murdered my brother. They suspect me. They know that late last Thursday afternoon I pur- chased a revolver, for which, they believe, at the last moment I substituted the knife. They know that I was in debt to him; that we had quarreled about money mat- ters; that by his death I, and I alone, could profit.” - 98 ------- //////)\, pleading gesture I can never forget. “Do this for me!” he cried. “Let me confess! Let me end this whole horrible business here and now.” Surely no man had ever to answer such an appeal before. “Why?” I found myself saying, and over and over I repeated it—“Why? Why?” The lieutenant faced me, and I hope never again to see such a look in a man's eyes. “I loved him!” he cried. “That is why. For his honor, for the honor of our family, I am making this request of you. Believe me, it is not easy. I can tell you no more than that. You knew my brother?” 99 “Slightly.” Fº “Then, for his sake—do this thing I ask.” “But—murder—” “You heard the sounds of a struggle. I shall say that we quarreled—that I struck in self-defense.” He turned to his father. “It will mean only a few years in prison—I can bear that!” he cried. “For the honor of our name!” The old man groaned, but did not raise his head. The boy walked back and forth over my faded carpet like a lion caged. I stood wondering what answer I should make. “I know what you are thinking,” said the lieutenant. “You can not credit your ears. But you have heard correctly. And now—as you might put it—it is up to you. I have been in your country.” He IOO fuse a man when he is sore beset—as I am.” I looked from him to the general and back again. “I must think this over,” I answered, my mind going at once to Colonel Hughes. “Later—say to-morrow—you shall have my decision.” “To-morrow,” said the boy, “we shall both be called before Inspector Bray. I shall know your answer then—and I hope with all my heart it will be yes.” There were a few mumbled words of farewell and he and the broken old man went out. As soon as the street door closed behind them I hurried to the tele- phone and called a number Colonel Hughes had given me. It was with a IOI Colonel Hughes smiled. “It makes little difference what you do,” he said. “Norman Fraser-Freer did not kill his brother, and that will be proved in due time.” He considered for a moment. “Bray no doubt would be glad. to have you alter your testimony, since he is trying to fasten the crime on the young lieutenant. On the whole, if I were you, I think that when the opportunity comes to-morrow I should humor the in- spector.” “You mean—tell him I am no longer certain as to the hour of that struggle?” “Precisely. I give you my word that young Fraser-Freer will not be perma- nently incriminated by such an act on your part. And incidentally you will be aiding me.” IO3 3% ºxº º Yº } derstand this at all.” “No–of course not. I wish I could explain to you; but I can not. I will say this—the death of Captain Fraser-Freer is regarded as a most significant thing by the War Office. Thus it happens that two distinct hunts for his assassin are un- der way—one conducted by Bray, the other by me. Bray does not suspect that I am working on the case and I want to keep him in the dark as long as possible. You may choose which of these investiga- tions you wish to be identified with.” “I think,” said I, “that I prefer you to Bray.” “Good boy!” he answered. “You have not gone wrong. And you can do me a service this evening, which is why I was º: Újº IO4 &R) on the point of coming here, even before (; you telephoned me. I take it that you { remember and could identify the chap who called himself Archibald Enwright —the man who gave you that letter to the captain?” “I surely could,” said I. “Then, if you can spare me an hour, get your hat.” And so it happens, lady of the Carlton, that I have just been to Limehouse. You do not know where Limehouse is and I trust you never will. It is picturesque; it is revolting; it is colorful and wicked. The weird odors of it still fill my nostrils; the sinister portrait of it is still before my eyes. It is the Chinatown of London —Limehouse. Down in the dregs of the town—with West India Dock Road for its spinal column—it lies, redolent of IO5 The Agony Columnſ& &N ways that are dark and tricks that are vain. Not only the heathen Chinee so peculiar shuffles through its dim-lit al- leys, but the scum of the earth, of many colors and of many climes. The Arab and the Hindu, the Malayan and the Jap, black men from the Congo and fair men from Scandinavia—these you may meet there—the outpourings of all the ships that sail the Seven Seas. There many drunken beasts, with their pay in their pockets, seek each his favorite sin; and for those who love most the opium, there is, at all too regular intervals, the Sign of the Open Lamp. We went there, Colonel Hughes and I. Up and down the narrow Causeway, yellow at intervals with the light from gloomy shops, dark mostly because of tightly closed shutters through which 106 &N most unpleasant. A handsome young & lieutenant has begged me to tell that N same lie for the honor of his family, and thus condemn him to certain arrest and imprisonment. And I have been down into hell to-night and seen Archibald En- wright, of Interlaken, conniving with the devil. I presume I should go to bed; but I know I can not sleep. To-morrow is to be, beyond all question, a red-letter day in the matter of the captain's murder. And once again, against my will, I am down to play a leading part. The symphony of this great, gray, sad city is a mere hum in the distance now, for it is nearly midnight. I shall mail this letter to you—post it, I should say, since I am in London—and then I shall wait in my dim rooms for the dawn. And IO9 º The Agony Columnº Hughes, or Limehouse and Enwright, but often—oh, very often—of you. In my last letter I scoffed at the idea of a great war. But when we came back from Limehouse to-night the papers told us that the Kaiser had signed the order to mobilize. Austria in; Serbia in; Ger- many, Russia and France in. Hughes tells me that England is shortly to fol- low, and I suppose there is no doubt of it. It is a frightful thing—this future that looms before us; and I pray that for you at least it may hold only happiness. For, my lady, when I write good night, I speak it aloud as I write; and there is in my voice more than I dare tell you of IlOW. THE AGONY COLUMN MAN. I IO girl from Texas were the last words of this letter, read in her room that Sunday morning. But the lines predicting Eng- land's early entrance into the war recalled to her mind a most undesirable contin- gency. On the previous night, when the war extras came out confirming the fore- cast of his favorite bootblack, her usually calm father had shown signs of panic. He was not a man slow to act. And she knew that, putty though he was in her hands in matters which he did not regard as important, he could also be firm where he thought firmness necessary. America looked even better to him than usual, and he had made up his mind to go there im- mediately. There was no use in arguing with him. At this point came a knock at her door Not unwelcome to the violet eyes of the @ I I I &M and her father entered. One look at his @ face—red, perspiring and decidedly un- ( Ö happy—served to cheer his daughter. “Been down to the steamship offices,” he panted, mopping his bald head. “They're open to-day, just like it was a week day—but they might as well be closed. There's nothing doing. Every boat's booked up to the rails; we can't get out of here for two weeks—maybe more.” “I’m sorry,” said his daughter. “No, you ain't! You're delighted! You think it's romantic to get caught like this. Wish I had the enthusiasm of youth.” He fanned himself with a news- paper. “Lucky I went over to the express office yesterday and loaded up on gold. I reckon when the blow falls it'll be tol- erable hard to cash checks in this man's town.” II 2 “That was a good idea.” “Ready for breakfast?” he inquired. “Quite ready,” she smiled. They went below, she humming a song from a revue, while he glared at her. She was very glad they were to be in London a little longer. She felt she could not go, with that mystery still unsolved. CHAPTER VI T NHE last peace Sunday London was to know in many weary months went by, a tense and anx- ious day. Early on Monday the fifth let- ter from the young man of the Agony Column arrived, and when the girl from Texas read it she knew that under no cir- cumstances could she leave London now, It ran: DEAR LADY FROM Home: I call you that because the word home has for me, this hot afternoon in London, about the sweetest sound word ever had. I can see, when I close my eyes, Broadway at mid- day; Fifth Avenue, gay and colorful, even with all the best people away; I I4 s We o *W Washington Square, cool under the trees, lovely and desirable despite the presence everywhere of alien neighbors from the district to the South. I long for home with an ardent longing; never was Lon- don so cruel, so hopeless, so drab, in my eyes. For, as I write this, a constable sits at my elbow, and he and I are shortly to start for Scotland Yard. I have been ar- rested as a suspect in the case of Captain Fraser-Freer's murder! I predicted last night that this was to be a red-letter day in the history of that case, and I also saw myself an unwilling actor in the drama. But little did I sus- pect the series of astonishing events that was to come with the morning; little did I dream that the net I have been dreading would to-day engulf me. I can scarcely blame Inspector Bray for holding me; II 5 “There is one detail to be cleared up,” ſº he said. “You told me the other night that it was shortly after seven o'clock when you heard the sounds of struggle in the room above you. You were some- what excited at the time, and under sim- ilar circumstances men have been known to make mistakes. Have you considered the matter since? Is it not possible that you were in error in regard to the hour?” I recalled Hughes' advice to humor the inspector; and I said that, having thought it over, I was not quite sure. It might have been earlier than seven—say six- thirty. “Exactly,” said Bray. He seemed rather pleased. “The natural stress of the moment—I understand. Wilkinson, bring in your prisoner.” The constable addressed turned and 117 later with Lieutenant Norman Fraser- Freer. The boy was pale; I could see at a glance that he had not slept for several nights. “Lieutenant,” said Bray very sharply, “will you tell me—is it true that your brother, the late captain, had loaned you a large sum of money a year or so ago?” “Quite true,” answered the lieutenant in a low voice. “You and he had quarreled about the amount of money you spent?” “Yes.” “By his death you became the sole heir of your father, the general. Your posi- tion with the money-lenders was quite al- tered. Am I right?” “I fancy so.” “Last Thursday afternoon you went to I 18 &M) the Army and Navy Stores and purchased (ft. a revolver. You already had your serv- & ice weapon, but to shoot a man with a bullet from that would be to make the hunt of the police for the murderer ab- surdly simple.” The boy made no answer. “Let us suppose,” Bray went on, “that last Thursday evening at half after six you called on your brother in his rooms at Adelphi Terrace. There was an argu- ment about money. You became enraged. You saw him and him alone between you and the fortune you needed so badly. Then—I am only supposing—you no- ticed on his table an odd knife he had brought from India—safer—more silent —than a gun. You seized it—” “Why suppose?” the boy broke in. “I’m not trying to conceal anything. I 19 º * y ńº The Agony Column º º ` “Certainly,” smiled Bray. “When you were kind enough to let me have two of your men this morning,” said Hughes, “I told you I contemplated the arrest of a lady. I have brought that lady to Scotland Yard with me.” He stepped to the door, opened it and beckoned. A tall, blonde handsome woman of about thirty-five entered; and instantly to my nostrils came the pronounced odor of li- lacs. “Allow me, Inspector,” went on the colonel, “to introduce to you the Countess Sophie de Graf, late of Berlin, late of Delhi and Rangoon, now of 17 Leitrim Grove, Battersea Park Road.” The woman faced Bray; and there was a terrified, hunted look in her eyes. “You are the inspector?” she asked. “I am,” said Bray. “And a man—I can see that,” she went ſº ſº I 22 §§ on, her eyes flashing angrily at Hughes. (; “I appeal to you to protect me from the (\ brutal questioning of this—this fiend.” “You are hardly complimentary, Count- ess,” Hughes smiled. “But I am willing to forgive you if you will tell the inspec- tor the story that you have recently re- lated to me.” The woman shut her lips tightly and for a long moment gazed into the eyes of Inspector Bray. “He”—she said at last, nodding in the direction of Colonel Hughes—“he got it out of me—how, I don’t know.” “Got what out of you?” Bray's little eyes were blinking. “At six-thirty o’clock last Thursday evening,” said the woman, “I went to the rooms of Captain Fraser-Freer, in Adel- phi Terrace. An argument arose. I I23 &W had known the captain in Rangoon. My husband was in business there—an ex- porter of rice—and Captain Fraser-Freer came often to our house. We—he was a charming man, the captain—” “Go on!” ordered Hughes. “We fell desperately in love,” said the countess. “When he returned to Eng- land, though supposedly on a furlough, he told me he would never return to Ran- goon. He expected a transfer to Egypt. So it was arranged that I should desert my husband and follow on the next boat. I did so—believing in the captain— thinking he really cared for me—I gave up everything for him. And then—” Her voice broke and she took out a handkerchief. Again that odor of lilacs in the room. “For a time I saw the captain often in I 25 change. Back among his own kind, with the lonely days in India a mere memory —he seemed no longer to—to care for me. Then—last Thursday morning—he called on me to tell me that he was through; that he would never see me again—in fact, that he was to marry a girl of his own people who had been wait- ing—” The woman looked piteously about at US. “I was desperate,” she pleaded. “I had given up all that life held for me—given it up for a man who now looked at me coldly and spoke of marrying another. Can you wonder that I went in the eve- ning to his rooms—went to plead with him—to beg, almost on my knees? It W London; and then I began to notice a 6. 126 & was no use. He was done with me—he said that over and over. Overwhelmed with blind rage and despair, I snatched up that knife from the table and plunged it into his heart. At once I was filled with remorse. I—” “One moment,” broke in Hughes. “You may keep the details of your sub- sequent actions until later. I should like to compliment you, Countess. You tell it better each time.” He came over and faced Bray. I thought there was a distinct note of hos- tility in his voice. “Checkmate, Inspector!” he said. Bray made no reply. He sat there staring up at the colonel, his face turned to Stone. “The scarab pin,” went on Hughes, “is' 127 W less maze of mystery in which we were & involved. The woman gave a little cry & and Lieutenant Fraser-Freer leaped to his feet. “How the devil do you know that?” he cried. “I know it,” said Colonel Hughes, “be- cause one of my men happened to be hav- ing tea at a table near by. He happened to be having tea there for the reason that ever since the arrival of this lady in Lon- don, at the request of er—friends in In- dia, I have been keeping track of her every move; just as I kept watch over your late brother, the captain.” Without a word Lieutenant Fraser- Freer dropped into a chair and buried his face in his hands. “I’m sorry, my son,” said Hughes. “Really, I am. You made a heroic effort I29 'N to keep the facts from coming out—a f) man's-size effort it was. But the War Of- fice knew long before you did that your brother had succumbed to this woman's lure—that he was serving her and Berlin, and not his own country, England.” Fraser-Freer raised his head. When he spoke there was in his voice an emo- tion vastly more sincere than that which had moved him when he made his absurd confession. “The game's up,” he said. “I have done all I could. This will kill my fa- ther, I am afraid. Ours has been an hon- orable name, Colonel; you know that—a long line of military men whose loyalty to their country has never before been in question. I thought my confession would end the whole nasty business, that the in- vestigations would stop, and that I might § 130 horrible thing about him—about my brother.” Colonel Hughes laid his hand on the boy's shoulder, and the latter went on: “They reached me—those frightful in- sinuations about Stephen—in a round- about way; and when he came home from India I resolved to watch him. I saw him go often to the house of this woman. I satisfied myself that she was the same one involved in the stories coming from Rangoon; then, under another name, I managed to meet her. I hinted to her that I myself was none too loyal; not com- pletely, but to a limited extent, I won her confidence. Gradually I became con- vinced that my brother was indeed dis- loyal to his country, to his name, to us all. It was at that tea time you have men- º I31 ſº The Agony Column ſº tioned when I finally made up my mind. § § I had already bought a revolver; and, with it in my pocket, I went to the Savoy for dinner.” He rose and paced the floor. “I left the Savoy early and went to Stephen's rooms. I was resolved to have it out with him, to put the matter to him bluntly; and if he had no explanation to give me I intended to kill him then and there. So, you see, I was guilty in inten- tion if not in reality. I entered his study. It was filled with strangers. On his sofa I saw my brother Stephen lying—stabbed above the heart—dead!” There was a moment's silence. “That is all,” said Lieutenant Fraser-Freer. “I take it,” said Hughes kindly, “that we have finished with the lieutenant. Eh, Inspector?” I32 “Yes,” said Bray shortly. go.” “Thank you,” the boy answered. As he went out he said brokenly to Hughes: “I must find him—my father.” Bray sat in his chair, staring hard ahead, his jaw thrust out angrily. Sud- denly he turned on Hughes. “You don't play fair,” he said. “I wasn't told anything of the status of the captain at the War Office. This is all news to me.” “Very well,” smiled Hughes. “The bet is off if you like.” “No, by heaven!” Bray cried. “It's still on, and I'll win it yet. A fine morn- ing's work I suppose you think you've done. But are we any nearer to finding the murderer? Tell me that.” “Only a bit nearer, at any rate,” re- I33 () colonel's sudden turn against me or the promise of his whisper in my ear. I shall, no doubt, spend the night behind those hideous, forbidding walls that your guide has pointed out to you as New Scotland Yard. And when I shall write again, when I shall end this series of letters so filled with— The constable will not wait. He is as impatient as a child. Surely he is lying when he says I have kept him here an hour. Wherever I am, dear lady, whatever be the end of this amazing tangle, you may be sure the thought of you— Confound the man! YoURS, IN DURANCE WILE. This fifth letter from the young man of the Agony Column arrived at the Carlton 137 W same Congressman how she happened to § know all about a crime that was as yet & unmentioned in the newspapers. So she reread the latter portion of the fifth letter, which pictured her hero marched off ingloriously to Scotland Yard and with a worried little sigh, went below to join her father. CHAPTER VII I. THE course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about an- other matter. “I tell you, we've got to get home!” he announced gloomily. “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liège. Yes, sir—they're going to strike through Belgium! Know what that means? England in the war! Labor troubles; suffragette troubles; civil war in Ireland—these things will melt I40 ) “Provincial to the death!” she said thoughtfully. “You old dear—I love you sol Some of our statesmen over home are going to look pretty foolish now in the face of things they can't understand. I hope you're not going to be one of them.” “Twaddle!” he cried. “I’m going to the steamship offices to-day and argue as I never argued for a vote.” His daughter saw that he was deter- mined; and, wise from long experience, she did not try to dissuade him. London that hot Monday was a city on the alert, a city of hearts heavy with dread. The rumors in one special edi- tion of the papers were denied in the next and reaffirmed in the next. Men who could look into the future walked the streets with faces far from happy. Unrest ruled the town. And it found its % I42 The Agony Column Stº §§ § * Scotland Yard, a prisoner! She could & % not leave if that were true—she simply N could not. Almost she was on the point of telling her father the story of the whole affair, confident that she could soothe his anger and enlist his aid. She decided to wait until the next morning; and, if no letter came then— But on Tuesday morning a letter did come and the beginning of it brought pleasant news. The beginning—yes. But the end! This was the letter: º & § DEAR ANXIOUS LADY: Is it too much for me to assume that you have been just that, knowing as you did that I was locked up for the murder of a captain in the In- dian Army, with the evidence all against me and hope a very still small voice in- deed? I44 &N at the consulate, Watson, called on me late in the evening; and he was very kind. But there was a note lacking in his voice, and after he was gone the terrible certainty came into my mind—he believed that I was guilty after all. The night passed, and a goodly portion of to-day went by—as the poets say—with lagging feet. I thought of London, yel- low in the sun. I thought of the Carlton —I suppose there are no more strawber- ries by this time. And my waiter—that stiff-backed Prussian—is home in Deutschland now, I presume, marching with his regiment. I thought of you. At three o'clock this afternoon they came for me and I was led back to the room belonging to Inspector Bray. When I entered, however, the inspector was not there—only Colonel Hughes, immaculate 146 in them; his little eyes were bloodshot. But in those eyes there was a fire I shall never forget. Hughes bowed. “Good afternoon, Inspector,” he said. “I’m really sorry I had to interrupt you as I did; but I most awfully wanted you to know that you owe me a Homburg hat.” He went closer to the detective. “You see, I have won that wager. I have found the man who murdered Cap- tain Fraser-Freer.” Curiously enough, Bray said nothing. He sat down at his desk and idly glanced through the pile of mail that lay upon it. Finally he looked up and said in a weary tone : “You’re very clever, I’m sure, Colonel Hughes.” His clothes looked as though he had slept º I49 first. I am really very glad to have been of service in the matter, for I am con- vinced that if I had not taken part in the search it would have gone hard with some innocent man.” Bray's big pudgy hands still played idly with the mail on his desk. Hughes Went On : “Perhaps, as a clever detective, you will be interested in the series of events which enabled me to win that Homburg hat? You have heard, no doubt, that the man I have caught is Von der Herts—ten years ago the best secret-service man in the em- ploy of the Berlin government, but for the past few years mysteriously missing from our line of vision. We've been won- dering about him—at the War Office.” I 50 tain, too, in a general way, for I'm ashamed to say I was not quite sure of The colonel got up and walked to the window; then turned and continued: “Captain Fraser-Freer and Von der Herts were completely unknown to each other. The mails were barred as a means of communication; but Fraser-Freer knew that in some way word from the master would reach him, and he had had a tip to watch the personal column of the Daily Mail. Now we have the explana- tion of those four odd messages. From that column the man from Rangoon learned that he was to wear a white aster in his button-hole, a scarab pin in his tie, a Homburg hat on his head, and meet Von der Herts at Ye Old Gambrinus Res- the countess; and I kept track of the cap- (§ I 53 night at ten o'clock. As we know, he made all arrangements to comply with those directions. He made other arrange- ments as well. Since it was out of the question for him to come to Scotland Yard, by skilful maneuvering he man- aged to interview an inspector of police at the Hotel Cecil. It was agreed that on Thursday night Von der Herts would be placed under arrest the moment he made himself known to the captain.” Hughes paused. Bray still idled with his pile of letters, while the colonel re- garded him gravely. “Poor Fraser-Freer!” Hughes went on. “Unfortunately for him, Von der Herts knew almost as soon as did the inspector that a plan was afoot to trap him. There was but one course open to him: He lo- I54 at seven that night, and killed a loyal and brave Englishman where he stood.” A tense silence filled the room. I sat on the edge of my chair, wondering just where all this unwinding of the tangle was leading us. “I had little, indeed, to work on,” went on Hughes. “But I had this advantage: The spy thought the police, and the police alone, were seeking the murderer. He was at no pains to throw me off his track, because he did not suspect that I was on it. For weeks my men had been watching the countess. I had them con- tinue to do so. I figured that sooner or later Von der Herts would get in touch with her. I was right. And when at last I saw with my own eyes the man who must, beyond all question, be Von der I55 tor, I was overwhelmed.” “Yes?” said Bray. “I set to work then in earnest to connect him with that night in Adelphi Terrace. All the finger marks in the captain's study were for some reason destroyed, but I found others outside, in the dust on that seldom-used gate which leads from the garden. Without his knowing, I secured from the man I suspected the imprint of his right thumb. A comparison was startling. Next I went down into Fleet Street and luckily managed to get hold of the typewritten copy sent to the Mail bearing those four messages. I noticed that in these the letter a was out of align- ment. I maneuvered to get a letter writ- ten on a typewriter belonging to my man. The a was out of alignment. Then Archi- 156 º Von der Herts realized the danger he % was in. I felt that if opportunity were offered he would attempt to escape from England; and then our proofs of his guilt would be unanswerable, despite his clev- erness. True enough, in the afternoon he secured the release of the countess, and to- gether they started for the Continent. I was lucky enough to get him at Dover— and glad to let the lady go on.” And now, for the first time, the start- ling truth struck me full in the face as Hughes smiled down at his victim. “Inspector Bray,” he said, “or Von der Herts, as you choose, I arrest you on two counts: First, as the head of the Wil- helmstrasse spy system in England; sec- ond, as the murderer of Captain Fraser- Freer. And, if you will allow me, I wish to compliment you on your efficiency.” 158 He bade me good-by in Trafalgar (, s Square, saying that he must at once seek éº out the father and brother of the late cap- tain, and tell them the news—that their kinsman was really loyal to his country. “It will come to them as a ray of light in the dark—my news,” he said. “And now, thank you once again.” We parted and I came back here to my lodgings. The mystery is finally solved, though in such a way it is difficult to be- lieve that it was anything but a nightmare at any time. But solved none the less; and I should be at peace, except for one great black fact that haunts me, will not let me rest. I must tell you, dear lady— And yet I fear it means the end of everything. If only I can make you understand! I have walked my floor, deep in thought, in puzzlement, in indecision. 165 CHAPTER VIII O BEGAN an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well. Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets re- cently extracted from his bootblack ad- viser. Later, in Washington, he was des- tined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad. No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplo- mat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him. “War by midnight, sure!” he pro- claimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday. “I tell you, Marian, we're 169 point out to you that he had offended me in some way; if I could prove to you that his death was necessary to me, as it really was to Inspector Bray—then there might be some hope of your ultimate pardon. But, alas! he had been most kind to me— kinder than I have allowed you to guess from my letters. There was no actual need to do away with him. Where shall I look for a defense? At the moment the only defense I can think of is simply this—the captain knows I killed him! Even as I write this, I hear his footsteps above me, as I heard them when I sat here composing my first letter to you. He is dressing for dinner. We are to dine to- gether at Romano's. 172 very kind to me since I presented my let- ter of introduction from his cousin, Arch- ibald Enwright. Poor Archie! A meek, correct little soul, who would be horrified beyond expression if he knew that of him I had made a spy and a frequenter of Limehouse! The dim beginnings of the plot were in my mind when I wrote that first letter, suggesting that all was not regular in the matter of Archie's note of introduction. Before I wrote my second, I knew that nothing but the death of Fraser-Freer would do me. I recalled that Indian knife I had seen upon his desk, and from that moment he was doomed. At that time I had no idea how I should solve the mystery. But I had read and wondered at I75 &W and I was with him there. He had been 6: so bully about it all! A chance remark ( of his gave me my solution. He said he had it on good authority that the chief of the Czar's bureau for capturing spies in Russia was himself a spy. And so—why not a spy in Scotland Yard? I assure you, I am most contrite as I set all this down here. You must remember that when I began my story there was no idea of war. Now all Europe is aflame; and in the face of the great conflict, the awful suffering to come, I and my little plot begin to look—well, I fancy you know just how we look. Forgive me. I am afraid I can never find the words to tell you how important it seemed to interest you in my letters— to make you feel that I am an entertain- ing person worthy of your notice. That 177 §The Agony Columnſ: And leaving her thus, let us go back to 6 § Adelphi Terrace and a young man ex- ceedingly worried. Once he knew that his letter was de- livered, Mr. Geoffrey West took his place most humbly on the anxious seat. There he writhed through the long hours of Wednesday morning. Not to prolong this painful picture, let us hasten to add that at three o'clock that same afternoon came a telegram that was to end suspense. He tore it open and read: STRAWBERRY MAN: I shall never, never forgive you. But we are sailing to- morrow on the Saronia. Were you think- ing of going home soon? MARIAN A. LARNED. Thus it happened that, a few minutes later, to the crowd of troubled Americans in a certain steamship booking office there 181 ºfºrº ºù4 § § 2. º ASAE At five o'clock on Thursday afternoon 6 § the Saronia slipped smoothly away from a Liverpool dock. Twenty-five hundred Americans—about twice the number the boat could comfortably carry—stood on her decks and cheered. Some of those in that crowd who had millions of money were booked for the steerage. All of them were destined to experience during that crossing hunger, annoyance, discom- fort. They were to be stepped on, sat on, crowded and jostled. They suspected as much when the boat left the dock. Yet. they cheered! Gayest among them was Geoffrey West, triumphant amid the confusion. He was safely aboard; the boat was on its way! Little did it trouble him that he went as a stowaway, since he had no ticket; nothing but an overwhelming de- The Agony Columnſ: wº 184 - - º - -- - º º any time! And, before I go down and & beard a harsh-looking purser in his den, § won't you believe me when I say I'm deeply in love—” “In love with mystery and romance! In love with your own remarkable powers of invention! Really, I can't take you seri- ously—” “Before this voyage is ended you'll have to. I'll prove to you that I care. If the purser lets me go free—” “You have much to prove,” the girl smiled. “To-morrow—when Mrs. Tom- my Gray introduces us—I may accept you —as a builder of plots. I happen to know you are good. But—as— It's too sillyl Bet- ter go and have it out with that purser.” Reluctantly he went. In five minutes he was back. The girl was still standing by the rail. I88 the suspicion of a hint, my dear—except (, to tell you that—my answer will be— yes.” THE END THE UNIVERSITY LIBRARY UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, SANTA CRUZ This book is due on the last DATE stamped below. DEC2 '84 A. MAY 6'85 MAY 6 1985 RECT, APR 15'91 R[['ſ] **ś JUN 19 1992 is 50m-1,’69 (J5643s8)2373—3A,1 ~ – m º º | | | º º H | ** A tº . *...* º º º: ~~ 154A35 3, 2 3 O - *