A DOU BLE BARRELLED DETECTIVE STORY h MARK TWAIN Author of "Huckleberry Finn" "Life on the Mississippi" "A Yankee in King Arthur's Court" etc. ILLUSTRATED BY LUCIUS HITCHCOCK NEW YORK AND LONDON HARPER & BROTHERS PUBLISHERS MCM1I Copyright, 1902, by Harper & Brothers. All rights reserved. Published April, 1902. ILLUSTRATIONS "IT'S A BIRTH-MARK !". . . - Frontispieo, HE PROCEEDED TO LASH HER TO A TREE Facing page 8 i caught the familiar whiff " 34 he backed against the wall as tightly as he could . " 68 "yes, i'll save you ". ... " 134 in a moment i was at his SIDE "158 "THE SHERIFF I" "172 hov is wb 234899— A DOUBLE- B ARHELLED m DETECTIVE S T 0 R Y part I We ought never to do torong when people are looking A DOUBLE-BARRELLED DETECTIVE STORY I SJfc^^^SHE first scene is in the Sk T~* §£& country» m Virginia; the jy^T Mtime- l88°- There has elilisiiSiss been a wedding, between a handsome young man of slender means and a rich young girl — a case of love at first sight and a precipitate marriage; a marriage bitterly opposed by the girl's wid- owed father. A n A DOUBLE-BARRELLED DETECTIVE STORY this man does than—than— Why, let me tell you what he'd have done. He'd have stepped over to Hogan's and glanced—just glanced, that's all —at the premises, and that's enough. See everything? Yes, sir, to the last little detail; and he'd know more about that place than the Hogans would know in seven years. Next, he would sit down on the bunk, just as ca'm, and say to Mrs. Hogan— Say, Ham, consider that you are Mrs. Hogan. I'll ask the questions; you answer them." Sher- lock's method "All right; go on." "Madam, if you please—attention —do not let your mind wander. Now, then—sex of the child?" "Female, your Honor." ©Sfe^ 104 A DOUBLE-BARRELLED DETECTIVE STORY "Um — female. Very good, very good. Age?" Just ques- "Turned six, your Honor." tions "Um — young, weak — two miles. Weariness will overtake it then. It will sink down and sleep. We shall find it two miles away, or less. Teeth?" "Five, your Honor, and one a-com- ing. "Very good, very good, very good indeed. You see, boys, he knows a clew when he sees it, when it wouldn't mean a dern thing to anybody else. Stockings, madam? Shoes?" "Yes, your Honor—both." "Yarn, perhaps? Morocco?" "Yarn, your Honor. And kip." "Um—kip. This complicates the <§5^ 105 fe^D \ A DOUBLE-BARRELLED DETECTIVE STORY over them on his elbows, and puts them together side by side and studies them—mumbles to himself, 'Female'; changes them around— mumbles, 'Six years old'; changes them this way and that—again mum- bles: 'Five teeth — one a-coming — More Catholic — yarn — cotton — kip — | thinking damn that kip.' Then he straight- ens up and gazes toward heaven, and ploughs his hands through his hair—ploughs and ploughs, mutter- ing, ' Damn that kip!' Then he stands up and frowns, and begins to tally off his clews on his fingers—and gets stuck at the ring-finger. But only just a minute—then his face glares all up in a smile like a house afire, and he straightens up stately and ■ A DOUBLE-BARRELLED DETECTIVE STORY majestic, and says to the crowd,'Take a lantern, a couple of you, and go down to Injun Billy's and fetch the child—the rest of you go 'long home to bed; good-night, madam; good- night, gents.' And he bows like the Matterhorn, and pulls out for the tavern. That's his style, and the Only—scientific, intellectual—all over in fifteen minutes—no poking around all over the sage-brush range an hour and a half in a mass-meeting crowd for him, boys—you hear me!" Easy style "By Jackson, it's grand!" said Ham Sandwich. '' Wells-Fargo, you've got him down to a dot. He ain't painted up any exacter to the life in the books. By George, I can just see him - can't you, boys?" n A DOUBLE-BARRELLED DETECTIVE STORY and solid dirt floor of Flint Buckner's cabin; of the cabin itself not a ves- tige remained, not a rag nor a splinter. Nor any sign of Flint. Search-par- ties sought here and there and yonder, and presently a cry went up. "Here he is!" Some remains It was true. Fifty yards down the gulch they had found him—that is, they had found a crushed and lifeless mass which represented him. Fet- lock Jones hurried thither with the others and looked. The inquest was a fifteen-minute affair. Ham Sandwich, foreman of the jury, handed up the verdict, which was phrased with a certain unstudied literary grace, and closed with this finding, to wit: that "deceased came 116 ftiss® A DOUBLE-BARRELLED H DETECTIVE STORY to his death by his own act or some other person or persons unknown to this jury not leaving any family or similar effects behind but his cabin which was blown away and God have mercy on his soul amen." Then the impatient jury rejoined the main crowd, for the storm-cen- tre of interest was there — Sherlock Holmes. The miners stood silent and reverent in a half-circle, enclosing a large vacant space which included the front exposure of the site of the late premises. In this considerable space the Extraordinary Man was moving about, attended by his nephew with a lantern. With a tape he took measurements of the cabin site; of the distance from the wall of chapar- tient Jury