Friar Rush THE HISTORIE of Frier Rysh: how he came to a houſe of Religion to feeke ſeruice, and being entertained by the Priour, was firſt made vnder Cooke. Being full of pleaſant mirth and delight for young people. HELHI Imprinted at London by Edw. All-de, dwelling neere Chriſt-Church. 1 6 2 o. 4 A pleaſant Hiſtorie home againe in the morning ſo ſecretly, that no man ſhall ſpye it. And alſo I ſhall keepe your counſaile ſo ſecretly, that it ſhall neuer be knowne. And when the Priour heard Ruſh ſpeake ſo, he was right glad of him, and ſaid : Ruſh, if thou canſt doe as thou haſt ſaid ? I ſhall reward thee well for thy labour, and thou ſhalt be my moſt welbeloued feruant: wherefore make an end of thy buſineſſe, for ſoone thou ſhalt goe a little way on a meſſage for me, and ſo he departed and went to ſup- per. And when euery man had ſupped, and Ruſs had done all his buſineſſe in the Kitchin, hee came vnto his maiſter the Priour, and ſaid, Sir, what is your will with me ? the Priour anſwered and ſaid : here a little beſide dwelleth a faire Gentlewoman, the which I loue very well, but I dare not diſcouer my minde vnto her my ſelfe: and if thou canſt finde thé meanes to bring her ſecretly vnto me, I ſhall reward thee right well for thy labour and paine. And when Ruſs had heard the words of his Maifter, and knew all his minde, he an- ſwered and ſaid: Sir, be of good cheere, and let mee alone with that matter : for I ſhall goe vnto the Gentle- womans houſe, and I ſhall ſay your meſſage ſo well, that this night ſhe ſhall come to you: and ſo departed Ruſh from his Maiſter, and went ſtraight vnto this Gen- tlewomans houſe. And when he was thither come, hee found the Gentlewoman ſitting all alone. And when Ruſh was eſpied of her, he made vnto her great courteſie, and with many reuerences theſe words he ſaid. How 8 A pleaſant Hiſtorie 1 in the Lent, and in the Aduent, both Fridayes and alſo other dayes, he put Bacon into their pottage pot, the which made the pottage to ſavour well, and he dreſſed their meate ſo deliciouſly, that the Priour and all the Friers had great meruaile that he did it ſo well : in ſo much that they ſaid he did much better then their other Maiſter Cookę did, & that he was a more cunninger man in his occupation, and could doe much better in. his office. Thus Ruſh continued in that office the ſpace of feauen yeares, and did right well, and euery man had him in loue and fauour. Then it fortuned vpon a day the Priour and his brethren were af- ſembled together in a generall counſaile, and as they ſtood talking together, the Priour remembred Ruſh, and anon he ſaid vnto his brethren : Friends we haue here Ruſh which is our Maiſter Cooke in our Kitchin, and he is an olde ſeruant, and much diligent and true ſeruice he hath done to vs, and he hath continued among vs longer then 'any ſeruant that euer wee had : wherefore me thinke it reaſon, that hee were promoted into ſome other office, and made a brother among vs. Then all the whole Couent with one voice ſaid they were content it ſhould ſo be. So the Priour ſent for Ruſh, and when he was come before him and all his brethren, the Priour ſaid, Ruſh it is ſo, thou haſt beene here a long ſeaſon, and we haue found thee hitherto a true and diligent ſeruant, wherefore wee will that thou be promoted, and take vpon thee an habite as we haue, and to become a brother among vs. Ruſh anſwered and ſaid: my Maiſters I thanke you all, and then the Priour gaue Ruſh an habite, and put it on his backe, and ſo Ruß became a brother in the place, neuerthe- leſſe he kept his office ſtill. How 1 1 of Frier Ruſh. II manner of light therein whereby the one might ſee the other; and when he had ſo done, he tooke his Trun- cheon in his hand, and went into the Quier among the thickest of the Friers the which were fighting freſhly without light, and there he laid ſo luſtily about, that many of them he felled to the ground, and left them there for dead, and when he had ſo done, he ſtole his way from them, and as hee went, he found ſtanding in the portall of the Quier, a great olde Deſke, and anon hee tooke the Delke betweene both his hands, and threw it ouer the portall into the Quier among all the Friers, and hurt many fore, in ſo much that ſome had an arme broken, and ſome a legge, and other ſome had their noſes cleane pared from their faces, that the bloud ranne in their mouthes, and as for broken heads to the hard ſcalpe were no dainty, for euery man had one, there ſcaped none free away, who had been there, frould haue had a goodly paſtime to ſee the Friers creepe about the Quier, and in ſteede of (Domine labia) they cried out alas and well away. Then when the fray was done, and all the noyſe feaſed, Ruſh came in among them with a Candell light in his hand, and made as he had knowne nothing thereof, and ſaid to them: Fie for ſhame Sirs, how fortuned this diſcord to fall among your ſelues ? I ſee well now you regard not your honour, nor the good name of your place. All the people ſhall ſay ye honest, nor good religious men, the which words I would be loath to heare, and I may not ſuffer our place ſo to fall in an euill name: wherefore good Maſters, I require you to ſet your hearts at reſt, and put the matter into my hands, and I ſhall doe ſo much that all ſhall be well, and you ſhal be good friends againe, and no words ſhall be ſpoken thereof, then euery man complained to him of their great hurt, and he made ſemblance as he C 2 had be not