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38050	Gash, Thomas C.	All (Frightfully Unofficial) About an Old Friend of Mine What He Most Probably Was. What He Most Certainly Will Be, and Who Has Done This? Why the Cat.			.txt	text/plain	1531	225	88	[Illustration: At 10 years Service, he has his doubts.] [Illustration: This is the BC of 20 years Service--he--_hasn't any [Illustration: AT 40, 50, or 150 years Service, _he wonders_ (_ha! [Illustration: This generous proposal does'nt satisfy our greedy old [Illustration: Once he dreamt (silly Old boy) he dreamt] [Illustration: (but dreams) [Illustration: (but dreams) [Illustration: (but dreams) [Illustration: (but dreams) [Illustration: (very happy dreams) [Illustration: And _THIS is the result of his lifes labour_] [Illustration: And you are going to make the satisfaction just a _leetle Mutual_; Sir, indeed we ought to thank you very much; Said a new and [Illustration: What do you mean, Sir. We don't require _your_ interference said "Somebody" (who couldn't encourage that sort of said "Somebody" you're an _Extraordinary Man_--_but I don't Said "Somebody" do you think you can decieve me? [Illustration: And "Somebody" said "I will" so loudly that he woke SOMEBODY COMING	./cache/38050.txt	./txt/38050.txt