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16640	Various	Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-06-30			.txt	text/plain	14300	939	78	I know a man, a poet, who thinks best on the Underground Railway, and that the early morning tea hour, and people who ought to know tell me that Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL plans new uniforms for the Guards as well as the campaign [Illustration: _Gladys._ "HAVE YOU ANY INTERESTING CASES COMING ON, SIR The Private Secretary drifts in with a despatch-case, full of new smells up and says that the Fish-Friers' deputation is postponed till 11 A.M. because of a Cabinet Meeting about the new war. that the PRIME MINISTER can see the public man for ten seconds at one the Lord Mayor's lunch?" The Fish-Friers' man doesn't know it, and crawls he is well under the bed the public man tells the Private Secretary to ring The only thing the public man can do now is to invent a new crisis for the The public man then goes off after the new smells.	./cache/16640.txt	./txt/16640.txt