Hyde Park Shirley, James This text is an enriched version of the TCP digital transcription A12140 of text S117338 in the English Short Title Catalog (STC 22446). Textual changes and metadata enrichments aim at making the text more computationally tractable, easier to read, and suitable for network-based collaborative curation by amateur and professional end users from many walks of life. The text has been tokenized and linguistically annotated with MorphAdorner. The annotation includes standard spellings that support the display of a text in a standardized format that preserves archaic forms ('loveth', 'seekest'). Textual changes aim at restoring the text the author or stationer meant to publish. Martin Mueller Incompletely or incorrectly transcribed words were reviewed and in many cases fixed by Hannah Bredar Lydia Zoells This text has not been fully proofread EarlyPrint Project Evanston IL, Notre Dame IN, St.Louis, Washington MO 2017 Distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License A12140.xml Hide Parke a comedie, as it vvas presented by her Majesties Servants, at the private house in Drury Lane. Written by Iames Shirly. Shirley, James, 1596-1666. 36 600dpi TIFF G4 page images University of Michigan, Digital Library Production Service Ann Arbor, Michigan 2005 October (TCP phase 1) 99852553 STC (2nd ed.) 22446. Greg, II, 517. 17878 A12140

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 Hide Parke a comedie, as it vvas presented by her Majesties Servants, at the private house in Drury Lane. Written by Iames Shirly. Shirley, James, 1596-1666. [72] p. Printed by Tho. Cotes, for Andrew Crooke, and William Cooke, London : 1637. 1632

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 A12140 shc Hyde Park Shirley, James Hannah Bredar Lydia Zoells 1632 play comedy shc no A12140 S117338 (STC 22446). 21807 0 0 0 0000AThis text has no known defects that were recorded as gap elements at the time of transcription. Incorporated ~ 10,000 textual changes made to the SHC corpus by Hannah Bredar, Kate Needham, and Lydia Zoells between April and July 2015 during visits, separately or together, to the Bodleian, Folger and Houghton Libraries as well as the Rare Book Libraries at Northwestern University and the University of Chicago

HIDE PARKE A COMEDIE , As it was presented by her Majesties Servants , at the private house in Drury Lane .

Written by James Shirly .

POST TENEBRAS LVS

LONDON , Printed by Tho. Cotes , for Andrew Crooke , and William Cooke . 1637 .

TO THE RIGHT HONORABLE , HENRY EARLE OF HOLLAND , Knight of the most Noble order of the Garter , one of his Majesties most honourable Privie Councell , Chancellor of the Vniversitie of Cambridge , &c. My Lord ,

THis Comedy in the title , is a part of your Lordships Command , which heretofore grac'd , and made happy by your smile , when it was presented , after a long silence , upon first opening of the Parke , is come abroad to kisse your Lordships hand . The Applause it once receiv'd in the action , is not considerable with that honour , your Lordship may give it in your acceptance ; that was too large , and might with some narrow and Stoicall judgement render it suspected : But this , depending upon your censure , ( to me above many Theaters ) is able to impart a merit to the Poem , and prescribe opinion . If your Lordship , retir'd from businesse into a calme , and at truce with those high affaires , wherein your Counsell and spirit is fortunately active , vouchsafe to peruse these unworthy papers . You not Onely give a life to the otherwise languishing numbers , but quicken , and exalt the Genius of the Author , whose heart pointeth at no greater ambition , than to be knowne

My Lord To your Name and honour the most humbly devoted IAMES SHIRLY .
Persons . THe Lord Bonvils . amorous servants to Mris Caroll . Mr. Fairefield . Mr. Rider . Mr. Venture . Mr. Lacy To Mris Bonavent . Mr. Tryer To Mris Julietta . Mr. Bonavent . Lords Page . Jocky . Servants . Runners . Mris Caroll . Mris Bonavent . Mris Julietta sister to Fairefield . Waiting Woman . Milke Maide . &c.
HIDE PARKE .
The First Act . Enter Tryer and Lacy . TRyer , And how and how ? Lacy , The cause depends . Tr. No Mistresse . La. Yes , but no Wife . Tr. For now she is a Widdow . La. But I resolve � Tr. What does shee say to thee . La.

Shee sayes , I know not what she sayes , but I must take another course , and yet she is �

Tr. A creature of much sweetenesse , if all tongues Be just in her report , and yet t is strange Having seven yeares expected , and so much Remonstrance of her Husbands losse at Sea , She should continue thus . La. What if she should Renew the bond of her devotion For seven yeares more . Tr. You will have time enough , To pay in your affection . La. I de make , A voyage to Cassandra's Temple first , And marry a deform'd Maide , yet I must Confesse she gives me a faire respect . Tr. Has she , A hope her Husband may be living yet ? I cannot tell ; she may have a conceipt , Some Dolphin has preserv'd him in the storme , Or that he may be tenant to some Whale ; Within whose belly he may practise lent , And feed on fish , till hee be vomited Vpon some coast , or having scap'd the seas , And billes of Exchange fayling , he might purpose To foote it ore the Alpes in his returne , And by mischance is fallen among the mise , With whom perhappes he battens upon sleepe , Beneath the Snow . Tr. This were a Vagary . La.

I know not what to thinke , or is she not the worse for the coy Lady that lives with her .

Tr. Her Kinswoman ? La. Such a malicious peece , ( I meane to love ) t is pittie any place But a cold Nunnery should be troubled with her ; If all maides were but her disciples , wee Should have no generation , and the world For want of Children in few yeares undone by 't : Here 's one can tell you more , is not that Iarvis The Widdowes servant . Enter Venture and Servant . Ven. Whether in such hast man ? Ser. I am commanded Sir to fetch a Gentleman . Ven. To thy Mistresse ? To give her a heate this morning . Ser. I ha spied him ; with your pardon � the servant goes to Laey Tr. Good morrow Maister Venture . Ven. Franke Tryer . Tr. You looke iocond and high , Venus has bin propitious , I dreamt last night thou wert a Bridegrome . Ven. Such a thing may be , the winde blowes now From a more happie coast , La. I must leave you , I am sent for , Tr. To thy Mistresse ? La. Without more ceremony , gentlemen my service- farwell . Ven. I le tell thee , I have a Mistresse . Exit . Tr. I beleeve it Ven. And yet I have her not . Tr. But you have hope . Ven. Or rather certainty . Tr. Why , I heare she is A very Tyrant over men . Ven. Worse , worse , The needle of a Diall never had So many waverings , but she is touch'd , And she Points onely this way now , true North ; I am her Pole . Tr. And she your Vrsa minor , Ven. I laugh to thinke how other of her Rivals Will looke when I enioy her . Tr. Y are not yet contracted ? Ven. No she chang'd Some amorous tokens , do you see this Diamond ? A toy she gave me . Tr. Cause she saw you a Sparke . Ven. Her flame of love is here , and in exchange She tooke a chaine of Pearle . Tr. You le see it hang'd . Ven. These to the wise are arguments of love , And mutuall Promises . Enter Lord Bonuile and Page . Tr. Your Lordship 's welcome to Towne , I am blest to see your honour in good health . Lo. Prethee visit my Lodgings . Tr. I shall presume to tender my humble service . Ven. What 's he ? Exit Lord and Page . Tr. A sprigge of the Nobilitie , That has a spirit equall to his fortunes , A gentleman that loves cleane Napery . Ven. I guesse your meaning . Tr. A Lady of pleasure , t is no shame for Men Of his high birth to love a Wench his honour May priviledge more sinnes , next to a Woman He loves a running horse , setting a side these recreations , He has a Noble Nature , valiant , bountifull . Ven. I was of his humour till I fell in love , I meane for wenching , you may guesse a little , By my legges , but I le now be very honest , And when I am married � Tr. Then you are confident To carry away your Mistresse from em all . Ven. From Ioue himselfe though he should practise all His shapes to court her , t is impossible She should put any trick upon me , I Have wonne her very soule . Tr. Her body must Needes be your owne then . Ven. I have a brace of Rivals Would they were here that I might Ieere em , And see how opportunely one is come , Enter Master Rider . I le make you a little sport . Tr. I ha bin Melancholy . You will , expresse a favour in 't . Rid. M. Venture , The first man in my wish What gentleman is that ? Ven. A Friend of mine . Rid. I am his servant , looke yet , we are friends An 't shall appeare , how ever things succeed That I have lov'd you , and you cannot take My Councell in ill part . Ven. What 's the businesse ? Rid. For my part , I have Vs'd no inchantment , philter , no devices That are unlawfull , to direct the streame Of her affection , it flowes naturally . Ven. How 's this ? prethee observe . Tr. I do and shall laugh presently . Rid. For your anger I weare a sword , though I have no desire It should be guilty of defacing any Part of your body , yet upon a just And noble provocation , wherein My Mistresse love , and honour is engaged , I dare draw blood . Tr. Ha , ha , ha ! Ven. A Mistresse love and honour ? this is pretty . Rid. I know you cannot But understand me , yet I say I love you , And with a generous breast , and in the confidence You will take it kindely , I returne to that I promis'd you , good councell , come leave off The prosecution . Ven. Of what I prethee ? Rid. There wil be lesse affront then to expect Till the last minute , and behold the victory Anothers , you may guesse , why I declare this ? I am studious to preserve an honest friendshippe . For though it be my glory , to be adorn'd With trophies of her vanquisht love . Ven. Whose love ? Tr. This sounds as if he Ieer'd you Ven. Mushroompe ! Tr. What d ee meane gentlemen ? friends and fall out About good Councell . Ven. I le put up a gaine now I thinke better on 't : Tr. T is done discreetly , Cover the nakednesse of your toole I pray . Ven. Why looke you Sir . If you bestow this Councell Out of your love , I thanke you ; yet there is No great necessitie , why you should be at The cost of so much breath , thing 's well considered . A Ladies love is mortall , I know that , And if a thousand men should love a woman The dice must carry her , but one of all Can weare the Garland . Tr. Now you come to him . Ven. For my owne part , I lov'd the Lady wel , But you must pardon me , If I demonstrate There 's no such thing as you pretend , and therefore In quittance of your loving , honest Councell , I would not have you build an ayry Castle , Her Starres have pointed her another way , This instrument will take her height . Shewes the Ring . Rid. Ha . Ven. And you may guesse what cause you have to triumph , I would not tell you this , but that I love you , And hope you will not runne your selfe into The cure of Bedlam , hee that weares this favour Hath sence to apprehend . Rid. That Diamond . Ven. Observe it perfectly , there are no trophies Of vanquisht love , I take it , comming toward you , It will be lesse affront , then to expect Till the last minute , and behold the victory Anothers . Rid. That Ring I gave her . Tr. Ha , ha , ha ! Ven. This was his gift to her , ha , ha , ha ! Have patience spleene , ha , ha ! Tr. The scene is chang'd ! Rid. She wonot use me thus , she did receive it With all the circumstance of love . Ven. I pitty him , my eyes runne ore , dost heare , I cannot choose but laugh , and yet I pitty thee . She has a Ieering wit , and I shall love her More heartily for this . What dost thinke ? Poore Gentleman how he has foold himselfe . Rid. I le to her againe . Ven. Nay , be not passionate ! A faith thou wert too confident , I knew It could not hold , dost thinke I de say so much else ? I can tell thee more , but lose her memorie . Rid. Were it more rich hee shewes a Chaine of Pearle . Then that which Cleopatra gave to Anthony , With scorne I would returne it . Tr. She give you this Chaine ? Rid. She shall be hang'd in chaines , ere I will keepe it . Ven. Stay , stay , let my eye Examine that � this Chaine � Rid. Who would trust woman after this ? Ven. The very same She tooke of me , when I receiv'd this Diamond . Rid. Ha ha ! you doe but iest , she wonot foole You o'th is fashion , looke a little better , one may be like another . Ven. T is the same . Rid. Ha , ha , I would it were , that we might laugh At one another , by this hand I will Forgive her , prethee tell me � ha , ha , ha ! Tr. You will carry her From Ioue himselfe , though he should practise all His shapes to court her . Rid. By this Pearle , o Rogue ! How I doe love her for t , be not dejected ; A Ladies love is mortall , one of all Must weare the Garland , do not foole your selfe Beyond the cure of Bedlam . Tr. She has fitted you With a paire of fooles Coates , as hansomely As any Taylor , that had taken measure , Ven. Give me thy hand . Tr. Nay lay your heads together How to revenge it , and so gentlemen I take my leave . Ven. She has abusd us . Rid. Let vs take his Councell , Wee can be but what we are . Ven. A paire of credulous fooles . Rid. This other fellow Fairefeild has prevail'd . Ven. Which if hee have � Rid. What shall we do ? Ven. I thinke we were best let him alone . Rid. d ee heare ? Wee le to her againe , you le Be ruld by me , and tell her what wee thinke on her . Ven. She may come to herselfe , and be asham'd on 't . Rid. If she would affect one of us , for my part I am indifferent . Ven. So say I too , but to give us both the canvas Le ts walke , and thinke how to behave our selves . Exeunt . Enter Mistresse Bonavent , and Mistris Caroll . Car. What d ee meane to do with him ? Bon. Thou art To much a Tyrant , the seven yeares are past , That did oblige me to expect my Husband Engag'd to Sea , and though within those limits Frequent intelligence hath reported him Lost , both to me , and his owne life , I have Bin carefull of my vow ; and were there hope Yet to embrace him , I would thinke another Seven yeares no penance , but I should thus Be held a cruell woman , in his certaine Losse , to despise the love of all mankinde . And therefore I resolve , upon so large A triall of his Constancy , at last To give him the reward of his respects . To me and � Ca. Marry him . Bo. You have apprehended ! Ca. No marvaile if men raile upon you then , And doubt whether a Widdow may be sav'd , We Maides are thought the worse on , for your easines , How are poore women overseene ? We must Cast a way our selves upon a whyning lover In charity , I hope my Cousens Ghost Will meete , as you go to Church , or if You scape it then , upon the Wedding night � Bo. Fy , Fy . Ca. When you are both a bed and candles out . Bo. Nay put not out the candles . Ca. May they burne blew then , at his second kisse And fright him from � well I could say something But take your course � he 's come already . Enter Lacy . Put him off , but another twelue moneth , so , so , Oh love into what foolish labyrinthes Dost thou leade us ! I would all women were But of my minde , we would have a new world Quickly , I will goe studie Poetry , A purpose , to write verses in the praise Of th' Amazonian Ladies , in whom only Appeare true valour ( for the instruction Of all posterity ) to beate their husbands . La. How you endeare your servant . Ca. I will not Be guilty of more stay . Enter Mr. Fairefeild . Fa. Sweete Lady . Ca. Y' are come in time Sir , to redeeme me . Fa. Why Lady . Ca. You wil be as comfortable as strong waters , There 's a Gentleman . Fa. So uncivill to affront you ? Ca. I had no patience to heare him longer ; Take his offence before you question him . Fa. And be most happy if by any service You teach me to deserve your faire opinion . Ca. It is not civill to eauesdrop him , but I 'me sure he talkes on 't now . Fa. Of what ? Ca. Of Love , is any thing more ridiculous ? You know I never cherish that condition , In you t is the most harsh unpleasing discord , But I hope you will be instructed better Knowing how much my fancy goes against it , Talke not of that and welcome . Fa. You retaine I see your unkind temper , will no thought Soften your heart , disdaine agrees but ill With so much beauty ; if you would perswade , Me not to love you , strive to be lesse faire ; Vndoe that face , and so become a Rebell , To heaven and Nature . Ca. You doe love my face then ! Fa. As heavenly prologue to your minde , I doe not Dote like Pigmalion on the colours ! Ca. No you cannot , his was a painted Mistris , Or if it be the minde you so pretend To affect , you encrease my wonder of your folly , For I have told you that so often . Fa. What ? Ca. My minde so opposite to all your Courtship , That I had rather heare the tedious tales Of Hollinghead , then any thing that trenches On Love , if you come fraught with any , Cupids devises , keepe em for his whirligiggs , Or lande the next edition of his Messenger , Or post with a mad packet , I shall but Laugh at them , and pitty you . La. That pitty � Ca. Doe not mistake me , it shall be a very Miserable pitty without love ! Were I a man , and had but halfe that hansomenesse , ( For though I have not love , I hate detraction , ) Ere I would put my invention to the sweate Of Complement , to court my Mistris hand And call her smile blessing beyond a Sunne beame , Entreate to waite upon her , give her Rings With wanton , or most lamentable Poesies , I would turne thrasher . Fa. This is a new doctrine , From women . Ca. ' I will concerne your peace , to have some faith in 't . Fa. You would not be neglected . Ca. You neglect Your selves , the Noblenesse of your birth and nature By servile flattery of this jigging , And that coy Mistresse , keepe your priviledge Your Masculine property . Fa. Is there So great a happinesse in nature ! Ca. There 's one just a your minde ; can there be such happinesse In nature , fye upon t if it were possible , That ever I should be so mad to love , To which I thanke my Starres I am not inclin'd , I should not hold such servants worth my garters , Though they would put me in security To hang themselves , and ease me of their visits . Fr. Y' are a strange gentlewoman ! why , looke you Lady ? I am not so inchanted with your vertues But I do know my selfe , and at what distance To looke upon such Mistresses , I can be scurvely conditiond , you are � Ca. As thou dost hope for any good , rayle now But a little . Fa. I could provoke you . Ca. To laugh , but not to lye downe , why ! prethee do ! Fa. Goe y' are a foolish creature , and not worth My services . Ca. A loud that they may heare , The more the merrier , I le tak 't as kindly As if thou hadst given me the Exchange , what all this cloud Without a shower ? Fa. Y' are most ingratefull ! Ca. Good , abominable peevish , and a wench That would be beaten , beaten blacke and blew . And then perhaps she may have colour for 't , Come , come , you cannot scold with confidence Nor with grace , you should looke bigge and sweare You are no gamster , practise Dice And Cardes a little better , you will get Many confusions and fine curses by 't . Fa. Is not she mad ? Ca. To shew I have my reason I le give you some good Councell ; and be plaine wo'yee None that have eyes , will follow the direction Of a blinde guide , and what d ee thing of Cupid ? Women are either fooles , or very wise , Take that from me , the foolish women are Not worth your love , and if a woman know How to be wise , she wonot care for you . Fa. Do you give all this Councell without a Fee ? Come , be lesse wild ! I know you cannot be So hard of soule . Ca. Prethee let my body alone ! Fa. Why are you thus peremptory ? had Your mother bin so cruell to mankinde , This heresy to love , with you had bin unborne . Ca. My mother was no maide . Fa. How Lady ? Ca. She was married long ere I was borne , I take it , Which I shall never be , that rules infallible , I would not have you foold it 'h expectation , A favour all my Sutors cannot boast of , Goe home and say your praiers , I wonot looke For thanks till seven yeare hence . Fa. I know not what To say , yes I will home and thinke a Satyre , Was man Ieer'd thus for his good will ? Exit . Bon. The Licence wil be soone dispatcht . Lac. Leave that To my care Lady , and let him presume , Whom you intend to blesse with such a gift , Seale on your lips the assurance of his heart , I have more wings then Mercury , expect Your servant in three minutes . Ca. Take more time ! You le over heate your selfe and catch a surfet . La. My nimble Lady I ha busines , wee Will have a Dialogue another time . Exit . Ca. You do intend to marry him then . Bon. I have promised To be his wife , and for his more security This morning . Ca. How ? this morning ? Bon. What should one That has resolv'd lose time ? I do not love Much ceremony , suits in love , should not Like suits in Law , be rack'd from tearme to tearme . Ca. You will joyne issue presently , without your councell , You may be ore throwne ; take heed , I have knowne wives That have bin ore throwne in their owne case , and after Non suited too , that 's twice to be undone , But take your course , some Widdowes have bin mortifyed . Bon. And Maides do now and then meete with their match . Ca. What is in your Condition makes you weary ? Y' are sicke of plenty and command , you have Too too much liberty , too many servants , Your Ieweles are your owne , and you would see How they will shew upon your husbands wagtayle , You have a Coach now , and a Christian Livery To waite on you to Church , and are not Catechise'd When you come home , you have a waitingwoman , A Monkey , Squirrell , and a brase of Islands Which may be thought superfluous in your family When husbands come to rule . A pretty Wardrobe A Tayler of your owne , a Doctor too That knowes your body , and can make you sicke It 'h spring , or fall , or when you have a minde to 't Without controule , you have the benefite Of talking loud and idle at your table May sing a wanton ditty , and not be chidde , Dance and goe late to bed , say your owne prayers , Or goe to Heaven by your Chaplaine . Bo. Very fine . Ca. And will you lose all this ? For I Sisley , take thee Iohn , To be my Husband ; keepe him still to be your servant , Imitate me , a hundred suiters cannot Be halfe the trouble of one husband . I Dispose my frownes , and favours like a Princesse Deject , advance , undo , create againe It keepes the Subjects in obedience , And teaches em to looke at me with distance . Enter Venture and Rider . Bo. But you encourage some . Ca. T is when I ha nothing else to do for sport , As for example . Bo. But I am not now in tune to heare em , prethee Le ts withdraw . Enter . Ven. Nay , nay , Lady we must follow yee .
The second Act . Bonavent . listning . M. Bon. Musicke and revelles ? they are very merry . Enter a Servant . By your favour Sir . Ser. Y' are welcome . Bon. Pray is this a dancing Schoole . Ser. No dancing Schoole . Bo. And yet some voyces sound like women . Ser. Wil t please you To taste a cup of Wine , t is this day free As at a Coronation ; you seeme A Gentleman . Bo. Prethee who dwels here ? Ser. The house this morning was a widdowes Sir ! But now her husbands , without circumstance She is married . Bo. Prethee her name . Ser. Her name was Mistresse Bonavent . Bo. How long since her husband dyed . Ser. T is two yeares since she had intelligence He was cast away , at his departure he Engag'd her to a seven yeares expectation Which full expir'd this morning she became A Bride . Bo. What 's the gentleman she has married . Ser. A man of pretty fortune , that has bin Her servant many yeares . Bo. How d ee meane wantonly , or does he serve for wages . Ser. Neyther , I meane a Suitor . Bo. Cry ' mercy , may I be acquainted with his name . Ser. And his person too , if you have a minde too 't Maister Lacy , I le bring you to him . Bo. Mr. Lacy , may be t is he , would thou couldst helpe me to A sight of this gentleman , I ha businesse with One of his name , and cannot meete with him . Ser. Please you walke in . Bo. I would not bee intruder In such a day , if I might onely see him . Ser. Follow me and I le do you that favour . Exeunt . Enter Lacy , and his Bride , Rider , and Carell , Venture , dancing : Bon. a loofe . Ven. Whos 's that peepes ? La. Peepes ! whos 's that ? faith you shall dance . M. B. Good Sir you must excuse me , I am a stranger . La. Your tongue does walke our language , and your feete Shall do as we do , take away his Cloake And Sword , by this hand you shall dance Monsieure No pardonne moye ! Ca. Well said Maister Bridegrome , the gentleman May perhappes want exercise . Bo. He will not take it well . Ven. The Bridegroom 's merry ! La. Take me no takes , come choose your firke For dance you shall . M. B. I cannot , you le not compell me . La. I ha sworne . M. B. T is an affront as I am a Gentleman , I know not how to foote your Chamber jigges . La. No remedy , here 's a Lady longes for one vagarie Fill a boule of Sack , and then to the Canaries . M. B. You are circled with your friends , and do not well To use this priviledge to a Gentlemans Dishonour . La. You shall shake your heeles . M. B. I shall , Ladies t is this gentlemans desire That I should make you mirth , I cannot dance I tell you that afore . Bo. He seemes to be a Gentleman and a Souldier . Ca. Good Mars be not so sullen , you le do more With Venus privately . M. B. Because this Gentleman is engag'd I le try . Dance . Will you excuse me yet . La. Play excuse me , yes any thing you 'le call for . Ca. This motion every morning will be wholsome And beneficiall to your body Sir . M. B. So , so . Ca. Your pretty lump requires it . M. B. Where 's my sword , sir I have bin your hobby horse . Ca. You danc't something like one . M. B. Ieere on my whimsy Lady . Bo. Pray impute it No trespasse studdied to affront you Sir , But to the merry passion of a Bridegrome . La. Prethee stay , wee le to Hide Parke together ! M. B. There you meet with Morrisdancers , for You Lady I wish you more joy , so farewell . La. Comes , ha tother wherle , lustily boyes ! They Dance in . Exeunt . Enter Maister Fairefeild and his Sister Iulietta . Iu. You are resolv'd then . Fa. I have no other care left , And if I doo 't not quickely my affection May be too farre spent , and all physicke will Be cast away . Iu. You will shew a Manly fortitude . Fa. When saw you Maister Tryer ? Iu. Not since yesterday ! Fa. Are not his visits frequent ? Iu. He does see me sometimes ! Fa. Come ! I know thou lov'st him ! and he will Deserve it , hee 's a pretty gentleman . Iu. It was your Character , that first commended Him to my thoughts ! Fa. If he be slow to answere it Hee loses me againe , his minde more then His fortune gain'd me to his praise , but I Trifle my pretious time . Enter Tryer . Farewell ! al my good wishes stay with thee . Exit . Iu. And mine attend you ! Maister Tryer . Tr. I come to kisse your hand . Iu. And take your leave . Tr. Onely to kis 't againe ! Iu. You begin to be a stranger ! in two mornings Not one visit , where you professe affection . Tr. I should be surfetted with happinesse If I should dwell here . Iu. Surfets in the Spring Are dangerous , and yet I never heard , A lover would absent him from his Mistris Through feare to be more happy , but I alow That for a Complement , and dispute not with you A reason of your actions : y' are now welcome And though you should be guilty of neglect , My love would over-come any suspition . Enter Servant and Page . Tr. You are all goodnesse With me prethee admit him ! Pa. Sir , my Lord saw you enter , and desires To speake with you ! Tr. His Lordship shall command , where is he ? Pa. Below Sir ! Tr. Say , I instantly waite on him ? Shall I presume upon your favour Lady ? Iu. In what ! Tr. That I may entreate him hither , you will honour me To bid him welcome , he is a gentleman To whom I owe all services , and in himselfe is worthy of your entertainment . Iu. If he be yours command me ! Tr. My Lord ! excuse Enter Bona Lo. Nay I prevent your trouble � Lady I am Your humble servant , pardon my intrusion I hano businesse , only I saw you enter . Tr. Your Lordship honours me . Lo. What gentlewoman 's this . Tr. Wy � Lo. A Lady of pleasure , I like her eye , it has A prety twirle , wot-will she bid one welcome . Tr. Be confident my Lord , sweete Lady pray Assure his Lordship he is welcome , Iu. I want words . Lo. Oh sweete Lady your lip in silence Speakes the best language . Iu Your Lordship 's welcome to this humble roofe ! Lo. I am confirm'd . Tr. If your knew Lady , what Perfection of honour dwels in him , You would be studious with all ceremony To entertaine him ! beside , to me His Lordship's goodnes hath so flow'd , you cannot study , what will oblige more then in his welcome ! Lo. Come , you Complement . Iu. Though I want both ability and language , My wishes shall be zealous to expresse me Your humble servant : Lo. Come , that humble was But complement in you too . Iu. I wood not Be guilty of dissembling with your Lordship , I know words have more proportion With my distance to your birth and fortune , Then humble servant . Lo. I doe not love these distances . Tr. You would have her be more humble , this will try her , If shee resist his siege , she is a brave one , I know hee 'le put her too 't , he that doth love Wisely , will see the triall of his Mistris , And what I want in impudence my selfe , Another may supply for my advantage , I le frame excuse ! Lo. Franke thou art melancholy ! Tr. My Lord I now reflected on a businesse , Concernes me equall with my fortune , and It is the more unhappy that I must , So rudely take my leave . Lo. What ? not so soone . Tr. Your honours pardon . Iu. Are you sir in earnest ! Tr. Love will instruct you to interpret fairely , They are affaires that cannot be dispenced with , I leave this noble gentleman . Iu. Hee 's a stranger , You wonot use me well , and shew no care Of me , nor of my honour , I pray stay ! Tr. Thou hast vertue to secure all , I am confident , Temptations will shake thy innocence , No more then waves , that clime a Rocke , which soone Betray their weakenesse , and discover thee , More cleare and more impregnable How is this ? Tr. Farewell , I will not sin against your honours clemency To doubt your pardon . Lo. Well and there be no remedy I shall see you Anon i th Parke , the Match holds , I am not willing To leave you alone Lady . Iu. I have a servant . Lo. You have many , in their number pray write me , I shall be very dutifull . Iu. Oh my Lord ! Lo. And when I have done a fault I shall be instructed , But with a smile to mend it . Iu. Done what fault ? Lo. Faith none at all , if you but thinke so . Iu. I thinke your Lordship would not willingly Offend a woman . Lo. I would never hurt em , 'Thas bin my study still to please those women , That fell within my conversation . I am very tender hearted to a Lady , I can denie em nothing . Iu. The whole sex is bound to you . Lo. If they well considered things , And what a stickler I am in their cause , The common cause , but most especially How zealous I am in a Virgins honour , As all true Knights should be , no woman could Deny me hospitality , and let downe , When I desire accesse , the rude Portcullice , I have a naturall sympathy with faire ones , As they do , I do ! there 's no hansome woman Complaines , that she has lost her maindenhead ; But I wish mine had bin lost with it . Iu. Your Lordship 's merry ! Lo. T is because you looke pleasant , A very hansome Lodging , is there any Accomodations that way . Iu. Ther 's a garden , Wilt please your Lordship tast the ayre on 't . Lo. I meant other conveniency , but if You please I le waite upon you thither . Exeunt . Pa. You and I had better stay , and in their absence Exercise one another . Wait. How meane you Page . Pa. I le teach you away that we may follow em , And not remove from hence . Wa. How prethee ? Pa. Shall I begge your lip ? W. I cannot spare it . Pa. I le give you both mine . W. What meanes the Child ? Pa. Because I have no upper lip , d ee scorne me ? I ha kist Ladies before now , and have Beene sent for to their Chambers . W. You , sent for ! Pa. Yes , and beene trusted with their Clossets too ! We are such pretty things , we can play at All hid under a Fardingale ; how long Have you bin a waiting creature ? W. Not a moneth yet . Pa.

Nay then I cannot blame your ignorance , You have perhappes your maidenhead .

W. I hope so . Pa. Oh lamentable ! away with it for shame , Chaffer it with the Coachman , for the credit Of your profession , do not keepe it long , T is fineable in Court . W. Good Maister Page , How long have you bin skild in those affaires ? Pa. Ere since I was in Breeches , and you le finde Your honesty so troublesome . W. How so . Pa. When you have truck'd away your Maidenhead , You have excuse lawfull , to put off gamesters , For you may sweare , and give em satisfaction , You have not what they lookt for , beside the benefit Of being impudent as accasion serves , A thing much in request , with waiting creatures , We Pages can instruct you in that quality , So you be tractable . W. The boy is wild . Pa. And you will leade me a Chase , I le follow you . Exeunt . Enter Caroll , Rider , and Venture . Ca. Why , did you ever thinke , I could affect Of all men living such a thing as you are . What hope , or what encouragement did I give you Because I tooke your Diamond , must you presently Bound like a ston'd horse . Rid. Shee 's a very Colt ! Ca. Cause you can put your hat of like a dancer , And make a better legge , then you were borne to , For to say truth your calfe is well amended , Must this so overtake me , that I must Strait fall in love w'e yee , one step to Church , Another into the Sheets , more to a bargaine Y' are wide a bow , and some thing over shot . Ven. Then this is all that I must trust to , you Will never ha me ? Ca. In my right minde , I thinke so ; Why , prethee tell me what I should do with thee ? Ven. Can you finde nothing to do with me ! Ca. To finde any Monkey spiders , were an office Perhappes you would not execute ! Ven. Y' are a gipsy ! And none of the twelue Sibills in a Taverne , Have such a tand complexion , there be Dogges And Horses in the world . Ca. They 'le kepe you company ! Ven. Tell me of Spiders ? I le wring your Monkeys necke off . Ca. And then puzzle Your braine to make an Elegie , which shalbe sung To the tune of the devill and the baker , good ! You have a pretty ambling wit in Summer , d ee let out , or keepe for your owne Riding , who holdes your stirrop , while you jump Into a jest , to the endangering Of your ingenious quodlibets . Rid. Come tha 'st said enough . Ca. To him , you would have some . Rid. Some testimony of your love , if it please you . Ca. Indeed I have heard you are a pretious gentleman , And in your younger , could play at trap well . Rid. Fare you well gentlewoman , by this light a devill , I le follow my old game of horse-rasing . Ven. I could teare her Ruffe ! I wo'd thou wort A Whore then I de be reveng'd , and bring the Prentices To arraigne thee on Shrovetuesday , a pox upon you . Enter Fairefeild . Ca. A third man , a third man , two faire gamesters . Rid. For shame le ts goe ! Ca. Will you stay gentleman ; you ha no more wit , Exit . To venter , keepe your heads warme in any case , There may be dregges in the bottome o the braine pan , Which may turne to somewhat in seven yeares , and set You up againe , now Sir . Fa. Lady I am come to you . Ca. It does appeare so . Fa. To take my leave . Ca. T is granted Sir god buy . Fa. But you must stay and heare a little more , I promise not to trouble you with Courtship , I am as weary as you can be displeased wo ot . Ca. On these conditions , I would have the patience To heare the brasen head speake . Fa. Whether , or how I purpose to dispose My selfe hereafter , as I know you have No purpose to enquire , I have no great Ambition to discourse , but how I have Studied your faire opinion , I remit To time , and come now only to request That you would grant , in lew of my true service One boone at parting . Ca. Forboone I proceede ! Fa. But you must sweare to performe truely what I shall desire , and that you may not thinke I come with any cunning to deceive you , You shall except what ere you would deny me , And after all I le make request . Ca. How 's this ? Fa. But it concernes my life , or what can else Be neerer to me that you sweare . Ca. To what ? Fa. When you have made exceptions and thought , What things in all the world you will exempt , From my petition , I le be confident To tell you my desire . Ca. This is faire play ! Fa. I would not for an Empire by a trick Oblige you to performe , what should displease you . Ca. This is a very strange request ; are you in earnest ; Ere you begin shall I except ? t is oddes But I may include , what you have a minde to , then Where 's your petition ? Fa. I will runne that hazard . Ca. You will , why looke you ; for a little mirthes sake , And since you come so honestly , because You shannot say , I am compos'd of Marble , I doe consent . Fa. Sweare ! Ca. I am not come to that , I le first set bounds to your request , and when I have left nothing for you worth my grant , I le take a zealous oath to grant you any thing . Fa. You have me at your mercy ! Ca. First , you shannot Desire that I should love you ! Fa. That 's first , proceede ! Ca. No more but proceede , d ee know what I say . Fa. Your first exception forbid's to aske That you should love me . Ca. And you are contented . Fa. I must be so . Ca. What in the name of wonder will he aske me , You shall not desire me to marry you . Fa. That 's the second . Ca.

You shall neither directly , nor indirectly with me to lye with you ,

Have I not clipt the wings of your conceipt . Fa. That 's the third . Ca.

That 's the third , is there anything a young man would Desire of his Mis , when he must neither love , marry , nor lye with her .

Fa. My suite is still untoucht . ( with her . Ca. Suite ! if you have another suite t is out of fashion , Ye cannot begge my state , yet I would willingly Give part of that to be rid on thee . Fa. Not one Iewell . Ca. You wo'd not have me spoyle my face , drinke poyson , Or kill any body . Fa. Goodnesse forbid that I should wish your danger . Ca. Then you wo'd not ha me ride through the Citty naked , As once a Princesse of England did through Coventry . Fa. All my desires are modest . Ca. You shall not begge my Parrat nor intreate me To fast , or weare a hayre smocke . Fa. None of these . Ca. I wonot be confin'd to make me ready At tenne , and pray till dinner , I will play At gleeke as often as I please , and see Playes when I have a minde to 't and the races , Though men sho'd runne Adamits before me . Fa. None of these trench on what I have to aske . Ca. Why then I sweare � stay You shannot aske me before company How old I am , a question most untoothsome , I know not what to say more , I le not be Bound from spring garden , and the Sparagus . I wo'not have my tongue tyde up , when Iv'e a minde to jeere my suitors , among which Your worship shall not doubt to be remembred , For I must have my humor , I am sicke else ; I will not be compeld to heare your sonnets , A thing before , I thought to advise you of , Your words of hard concoction rude Poetry Have much impayred my health , try sence another while And calculate some prose according to The elevation of our pole at London , As sayes the learned Almanacke � but come on And speake your minde , I ha done , I know not what More to except , if it be none of these And as you say feazable on my part , I sweare . Fa. By what . Ca. For once a kisse , it may be a parting blow , By that I will performe what you desire . Fa. In few words thus receive it , by that oath I binde you , never to desire my company Hereafter , for no reason to affect me , This I am sure was none of your exceptions . Ca. What has the man sayd ? Fa. T is cleere , I am confident To your understanding . Ca. You have made me sweare That I must never love you , nor desire Your company . Fa. I know you will not violate , What you have sworne , so all good thoughts possesse you . Ca. Was all this circumstance for this ? I never Exit . Found any inclination to trouble him With too much love , why should he binde me from it , And make me sweare , an oath that for the present , I had no affection to him , had beene reasonable , But for the time to come , never to love , For any cause or reason , that may move me Hereafter , very strange , I know not what to thinke on 't , Although I never meant , to thinke well on him , Yet to be limitted , and be prescrib'd , I must not doe it ? t was a poore tricke in him , But I le goe practise something to forget it .
The third Act . Enter Lord Bonvile , Mistresse Iulietta , Fairefield , with their Attendants . Lo. Lady y' are welcome to the spring , the Parke Lookes fresher to salute you , how the birds On every tree sing ; with more cheerefullnesse At your accesse , as if they prophecyed Nature would dye , and resigne her providence To you , fit onely to succeede her . Iu. You expresse A Master of all Complement , I have Nothing but plaine humilitie , my Lord To answere you . Lo. But I le speake our owne English , Hang these affected straines , which we sometimes Practise , to please the curiosity Of talking Ladyes , by this lippe th' art welcome , I le sweare a hundred oathes upon that booke , An 't please you . Enter Tryer . Tr. They are at it . Iu. You shall not need my Lord , I 'me not incredulous . I doe beleeve your honour , and dare trust For more than this . Lo. I wonot break� my credit With any Lady that dares trust me . Iu. She had a cruell heart , that would not venture Vpon the ingagement of your honour . Lo. What ? what durst thou venture now , and be plaine wo'me Iu. There 's nothing in the verge of my command That should not serve your Lordship . Lo. Speake , speake truth and flatter not , Vpon what security ? Iu. On that which you propounded sir , your honour , It is above all other obligation , And he that 's truely noble will not staine it . Lo: Vpon my honour will you lend me then But a nights lodging . Iu. How sir . Lo. She is angry I shall obtaine , I know the tricke on t , had She yeelded at the first it had beene fatall . Iu. It seemes your Lordship speakes to one you know not . Lo. But I desire to know you better Lady . Iu. Better ! I should desire my Lord . Lo. Better or worse , if you dare venture one , I le hazard t'other . Iu. T is your Lordships mirth . Lo. Y' are in the right , t is the best mirth of all . Iu. I le not beleeve my Lord you meane so wantonly As you professe . Lo. Refuse me if I doe not Not meane ? I hope you have more Charity Then to suspect , I le not performe as much , And more than I ha said , I know my fault , I am too modest when I undertake , But when I am to Act let me alone . Tr. You shall be alone no longer My good Lord . Lo. Franck Tryer . Tr. Which side holds your honour . Lo. I am o' thy side Franck . Tr. I thinke so ! for All the Park 's against me , but 6. to 4. Is oddes enough . Iu. Is it so much against you . Tr. Lady I thinke t is two , to one . Lo. We were on even termes till you came hither , I finde her yeelding , and when they doe run ? Tr. They say presently . Lo. Will you venture any thing Lady ? Tr. Perhaps she reserves her selfe for the horse race . Iu. There I may venture somewhat with his Lordship . Lo. That was a witty one . Tr. You will be doing . La. You are for the footemen . Tr. I runne with the Company . Enter Rider , and Venture . Ven. I le goe your halfe . Ri. No thanke you Iacke , would I had tenne peeces more On 't . Lo. Which side . Ri. On the Irishman . Lo. Done ! I le maintaine the English , As many more with you , I love to cherish Our owne Countrymen . Ven. T is done my Lord . Tr. I le rooke for once , my Lord I le hold you twenty more Lo. Done with you too . Iu. Your Lordship is very confident . Lo. I le lay with you too . Tr. Lye with her he meanes . Lo. Come , you shall venture something , What gold against a kisse , but if you lose , You shall pay it formally downe upon my lippe . Tr. Though she should winne , it would be held extortion To take your money . Iu. Rather want of modesty , A great sinne if you observe the circumstance , I see his Lordshippe has a disposition To be merry , but proclaime not this free laye To every one , some women in the world Would hold you all day . Lo. But not all night sweete Lady . Ven. Will you not see 'em my Lord ? Lo. Franck Tryar , you le waite upon this gentlewoman , I must among the gamesters , I shall quickly Returne to kisse your hand . Tr. How d ee like this gallant . Iu. Hee 's one it becomes not me to censure . Tr. d ee not finde him coming , a wilde gentleman You may in time convert him . Iu. You made me acquainted with him to that purpose , It was your confidence , I le do what I can , Because he is your noble Friend , and one In whom was hid so much perfection Of honour , for at first 't was most invisible , But it begins to appeare , and I do perceive A glimering , it may breake out a flame , I shall know all his thoughts at our next conference , He has a secret to impart he sayes only to me . Tr. And will you heare it ? Iu. Yes Sir , if it be honourable there is no harme in 't , If otherwise you do not doubt my innocence . Tr. But do not tempt a danger . Iu. From his Lordship . Tr. I do not say from him . Iu. From mine owne frailety . Tr. I dare not conclude that but from the matter Of his discourse , on which there may depend A circumstance that may not prove so happy . Iu. Now I must tell you Sir , I see your heart Is not so just as I deserve , you have Engag'd me to his conversation , Provok'd by jealous thoughts , and now your feare Betrayes your want of goodnes , for he never was right at home , that dare suspect his Mistris , Can love degenerate in noble breasts , Collect the arguments , that could invite you To this unworthy tryall , bring them to My forehead , where you shall inscribe their names For virgins to blush at me , if I do not Fairely acquit my selfe . Tr. Nay be not passionate . Iu. I am not Sir so guilty to be angry , But you shall give me leave unlesse you will Declare , you dare not trust me any further , Not to breake off so rudely with his , Lordship . I Will heare what he meanes to say to me , And if my councell may prevaile with you , You shannot interrupt us , have but patience I le keepe the story for you , and assure My ends have no base mixture , not my love To you could bribe me to the least dishonour , Much lesse a stranger , since I have gone so farre By your commission , I will proceede A little further at my perrill Sir . Tr. I know thou art proofe against a thousand Engins , Pursue what waies you please . Enter Lacy , Mistris Bonavent . and Mistris Caroll . Iu. This morning married ? Tr. That your brothers Mistris . Iu. She that Ieeres all within Gunshotte . Tr. In the way of Suiters , She is reported such a tyrant . Iu. My Brother . Enter Master Fairefeild . Fa. Frank Tryer . Iu. Brother do you know that gentlewoman . Fa. T is she , then you and I must seeme more familier , And you shannot be angry . La. What gentlewoman 's that ? Tr. She does not know thee . Ca. Was this his reason , pray if you love me le ts Walke by that gentleman . La. Master Fairefeild . Ca. Is that well trust gentleman one of them that run . Bo. Your sweet heart . Ca. Ha , ha , I de laugh at that ! If you allow a bushell of salt to acquaintance , Pray vouchsafe two words to a bargaine while you live I scarce remember him , keepe in great heart . Enter Master Bonavent . La. Oh Sir you are very well met here . M. B. We are met indeed , Sir thanke you for your musicke . La. It is not so much worth . M. B. I made you merry Master Bridegrome . La. I could not choose but laugh . M. B. Be there any races here . La. Yes Sir horse and foote . M. B. You le give me leave to take my Course then . Ca. This is the Captaine that did Dance . M. B. Not so nimbly as your wit , pray let m� aske you a question . I heare that gentlewoman 's married . Ca. Married without question Sir . M. B. d ee think he has bin aforehand . Ca. How d ee meane . M. B. In English has he plaid the forward gamester And turnd up trump . Ca. Before the Cards be shufled ? I lay my life you meane a coate Card Deale againe , you gave one to many In the last tricke , yet I le tell thee what I thinke . M. B. What ? Ca. I thinke she and you might ha shewne more wit . M. B. Why she and I ? Ca. She to ha kept her selfe a Widdow , and You not to have asked me such a foolish question , But if she had beene halfe so wise , as in My conscience she is honest , you had mist That excellent occasion , to shew Your notable skill in dancing , but it pleasd The learned destinies to put things together , And so we separate . M. B. Fare yee well Mistris . Ca. Come hither , go to that gentleman Mr. Fairefeild . Bo. Prethee sweete heart who runnes ? La. An Irish and an English footeman ? Bo. Will they runne this way ? La. Iust before you , I must have a bet ! Exit Bo. Nay , nay you shannot leave me . Ca. Do it discreetely , I must speake to him , To ease my heart I shall burst else , Wee le expect em here , Cousen , do they runne naked ? Bo. That were a most immodest sight . Ca. Here have bin such fellowes , Cousen . Bo. It would fright the women ! Ca. Some are of opinion it brings us hither , Harke what a confusion of tongues there is , Let you and I venture a paire of Gloves Vpon their feete , I le take the Irish . Bo. T is done , but you shall pay if you lose . Ca. Here 's my hand , you shall have the Gloves if you winne . Bo. I thinke they are started . The Runners , after them the Gentlemen Omnes . A Teag , A Teag , make way for shame . Lo. I hold any man forty peeces yet . Ven. A hundred pound to ten , a hundred peeces to ten , will No man take me ? M. B. I hold you Sir . Ven. Well you shall see , a Teag a Teag hey . Tr. Ha well run Irish . Bo. He may be in a Bogge anon . Exeunt . Ca. Can they tell what they doe in this Noise , Pray Heaven it do not breake into the Tombes At Westminster , and wake the dead . Enter Master Fairefeild and his Sister . Fa. She 's yonder still , she thinks thee a new Mistris . Iu. I observe her . Fa. How goe thinges Franke . Enter Tryer . Prethee observe that creature . Tr. She leeres this way . Fa. I ha done such a strange cure upon her , Sh 'as sent for me , and I will entreate thee Franke To be a witnes of my triumph , t is Now in my power to punish all her Ieeres , But I le go to her , thou shalt keepe a distance Only to heare , how most miraculously I ha brought things about . Tr. The cry returnes . Omnes . Make way there , a Teag , a Teag , a Teag . Enter Runners , and Gentlemen . Ven. Forty , fifty , a hundred peeces to ten . M. B. I hold you . Ven. Well you shall see , you shall see . M. B. This gentleman does nothing but talke , he makes good No bet . Ven. Talke ? you prate , I le make good what I please Sir . M. B. Make the best you can o' that . They switch , and draw , and Exeunt . Enter Lord . Bon. For heavens sake le ts remove . Ca. What for a naked weapon ! Exeunt . Lo. Fight gentlemen , y' are fine fellowes , 't is a noble cause , Come Lady I le discharge your feares , A Cup of Sacke , and Anthony at the Rose Will reconcile their furies . Exeunt Enter Fairefeild , and Tryer . Fa. I make a doubt whether I should go to her , Vpon a single summons . Tr. By any meanes . Fa. What women are forbidden They 're mad to execute , she 's here , be you It 'h reach of her voyce , and see how I will humble her . Enter Caroll , and Rider . Ca. But keepe at some fit distance . Ri. You honour me , and shall Command me any service . Exit . Ca. He has gone a strange way to worke with me . Fa. Well advis'd , observe and laugh without a noise . Ca. I am asham'd to thinke what I must say now . Fa. By your leave Lady ! I take it you sent for me ? Ca. You wonnot be so impudent , I , send for you ! By Whom or when ? Fa. Your servant � Ca. Was a villaine if he mention'd I had any such desire , he told me indeed You courted him to entreate me that I would Be pleas'd to give you another audience , And that you swoare , I know not what confound you , You would not trouble me above six words . Fa. You are prettily dispos'd . Ca. With much adoe you see I have consented , What is 't you would say ? Fa. Nay , what is 't , you would say ? Ca. Be you no prompter to insinuate The first word of your studied Oration , He 's out on s part , come , come I le imagine it , Was it not something to this purpose � Lady , Or Mistresse , or what you will , although I must confesse ; you may with justice laugh at My most ridiculous suite , and you will say I am a foole . Fa. You may say any thing . Ca. To come agen , whom you have so tormented , For nere was simple Camomile so trod on , Yet still I grow in love , but since there is No hope to thaw your heart , I now am desperate , Oh give me , lend me but the silken tye , About your legge , which some doe call a garter , To hang my selfe , and I am satisfied , am not I a witch . Fa. I thinke th' art past it , Which of the furies art thou made already , I shall depart the world , nere feare it Lady , Without a necklace , did not you send for me . Tr. I shall laugh a loud sir . Ca. What madnesse has Possest you ? have I not sworne you know by what , Never to thinke well of you , of all men Living , not to desire your companie , And will you still intrude , shall I be haunted For ever , no place give me priviledge ; Oh man what art thou come to ? Fa. Oh woman ! How farre thy tongue and heart doe live asunder , Come ; I ha found you out , off with this vayle , It hides not your complexion , I doe tell thee , I see thy heart , and every thought within it , A little peevishnesse to save your credit Had not beene much amisse , but this over Over doing the businesse it appeares Ridiculous , like my suite as you inferred , But I forgive thee and forget thy trickes And trillabubs , and will sweare to love thee Hartily ; wenches must ha their wayes . Ca. Pardon me sir , if I have seem'd too light , It was not rudenesse from my heart , but a Disguise to save my honour if I found You still incredulous . Fa. I love thee better For thy Vagaries . Ca. In vaine I see I should dissemble w' ee , I must confesse y 'ave caught me , had you still Pursued the common path , I had fled from you , You found the constitution of women In me , whose will , not reason is their law , Most apt to doe , what most they are forbidden , Impatient of curbes in their desires . Fa. Thou sayest right . Ca. Oh love I am thy Captive , but I am forsworn , Am I not sir ? Fa. Nere thinke o' that . Ca. Nere thinke on 't . Fa. T was a vaine oath , and well may be dispenst with , Ca. Oh sir , be more religious , I never Did violate an oath in all my life , Though I ha beene wilde , I had a care of that , An oathe 's a holy obligation , And never dreaming of this chance , I tooke it With true intention to performe your wishes , Fa. T was but a kisse , I le give it thee agen . Ca. But t is inrold in that high Court already , I must confesse , I could looke on you now With other eyes , for my rebellious heart Is soft and capeable of loves impression , Which may prove dangerous , if I cherish it , Having forsworne your love . Fa. Now I am fitted . I have made twigges to ierke my selfe � well thought on You shall absolve your selfe , your oath does not Oblige you to performe what you excepted , And among them , if you remember , you Said you must have your humor you 'd be sicke else , Now if your humor be to breake your oath Your obligation 's void . Ca. You have releev'd me ! But do not triumph in your conquest sir , Be modest in your victory . Fa. Will not you Fly off againe , now Y' are at large . Ca. If you Suspect it , call some witnesse of my vowes , I will contract my selfe . Fa. And I am provided , Franke Tryer appeare , and shew thy Phinomy , He is a Friend of mine , and you may trust him . Ca. What summe of money is it you would borrow . Tr. I borow ? Ca. This gentleman your friend has fully Possest me with your wants , nay do not blush , Debt is no sinne , though my owne monyes sir Are all abroad , yet upon good security , Which he answeres you can put in , I will Speake to a friend of mine . Fa. What security ? Ca. Your selves , and two sufficient Aldermen , For men are mortall and may breake . Pa. What meane you ? Ca. You shall have fifty pounds for forty weekes To do you a pleasure . Fa. You le not use me thus ? Tr. Fare you well , you have miraculously brought things about . Ca. You worke by stratagem and Ambuscado . Exit . Do you not thinke your selfe a proper gentleman , Whom by your want of haire some hold a wit too , You know my heart , and every thought within it How I am caught , do I not melt like hony It 'h dogge daies , why do you looke so staring . Fa. Do not you love me for all this ? Ca. Would I had Art enough to draw your picture , It would shew rarely at the exchange , you have A medly in your face of many Nations , Your Nose is Romane , which your next debauchment , At Taverne with the helpe of pot or candlesticke May turne to Indian flat , your lip is Austrian , And you do well to bit it ; for your Chinne It does incline to the Bavarian poke , But seven yeares may disguise it with a beard , And make it more ill favoured ; you have eyes Especially when you goggle thus , not much Vnlike a Iewes , and yet some men might take em For Turkes , by the two halfe Moones that rise about em , I am an Infidell to use him thus . Fa. Till now I never was my selfe , farewell For ever woman , not worth love or anger . Ca. d ee heare one word , I 'de faine speake kindly to him , Why dost not raile at me ? Fa. No , I will laugh at thee and at my selfe , To have bin so much a foole , y' are a fine may game . Ca. I shall foole too much , but one word more , By all the faith and love of womankinde , Beleeve me now , it wonot out . Fa. Farewell When next I dote upon thee be a Monster . Ca. Harke sir the Nightingale , there is better lucke Comming towards us . Fa. When you are out of breath You will give over , and for better lucke , I do beleeve the bird , for I can leave thee , And not be in love with my owne torment . Ca. How sir . Fa. I ha said , stay you and practise with the bird , T was Philomel they say , and thou wert one , I should new ravish thee . Exit . Ca. I must to th' Coach and weepe , my heart will break else , I 'me glad he does not see me . Exit .
The fourth Act . Bonvile , Mistresse Fairefield . Iu. Whither will you walke my Lord ? you may engage Your selfe too farre and lose your sport ! Lo. I would Goe farther for a little sport , you meane The horse race , they 're not come into the Park yet , I might doe something else , and returne time Enough to winne five hundred peeces . Iu. Your Lordship had no fortune in the last match , I wish'd your confidence a happier successe . Lo. We must loose sometimes � harke the Nightingale Iu. You win my Lord I dare engage my selfe . Lo. You make the Omen fortunate , this bird Doth prophesie good lucke . Iu. T is the first time I heard it . Lo. And I this spring , le ts walke a little further . Iu. I am not weary but � Lo. You may trust your person Lady . Iu. I were too much wicked to suspect your honour And in this place . Lo. This place , the place were good enough If you were bad enough , and as prepar'd As I , there have beene stories that some have Strucke many deere within the Parke : Iu. Foule play , If I did thinke your honour had a thought To Venture at unlawfull game , I should Ha brought lesse confidence . Enter Tryer . Lo. Ha Tryer , What does he follow us ? Iu. To shew I dare Be bold upon your vertue , take no notice I le waft him backe agen , my Lord walke forward . Exit . Tr. Thus farre alone ? yet why doe I suspect ? Hang jealousie t is naught , it breeds too many Wormes in our braines , and yet she might ha suffered me , Enter Lacy and Mistresse Bonavent . Master Lacy , and his bride ! Bo. I was wont to have one alwayes in my chamber . La. Thou sha 't have a whole quire of Nightingales . Bo. I heard it yesterday warble so prettily . La. They say t is luckie , when it is the first Bird that salutes our eare . Bo. Doe you beleeve it . Tr. I am of his minde , and love a happy Augury . La. Observe the first note alwayes Cuckoo ? Is this the Nightingale ? Bo. Why doe you looke so ? La. Are not we marryed , I wood not have beene a bachelour to have heard it . Bo. To them they say t is fatall . Tr. And to marryed men Cuckoo is no delightfull note , I shall Be superstitious . Bo. Le ts walke a little further . La. I waite upon thee , harke still ha ha ha . Exit . Tr. I am not much in love with the broad ditty . Enter Fairefield . Fa. Frank Tryer , I ha beene seeking thee About the Parke . Tr. What to doe , Fa. To be merry for halfe an houre , I finde A scurvie Melancholy Creepe upon me , I le trye what sacke will doe , I ha sent my footman To th' Maurice for a bottle , we shall meete him , I le tell thee to'ther story of my Lady . Tr. I le waite on you . Fa. But that she is my sister , I de ha thee forsware women , but le ts walke . Enter Bonavent . M. B. This way they marched , I hope they wonot leape The pale , I do not know the disposition Of my capring gentleman , and therefore two not Be indiscretion to observe him , thinges Must be a little better reconcil'd , The Nightingale � this can presage no hurt , But I shall lose my Pigeons , they are in view Faire and farre off . Exit . Enter Venture , and Rider . Ven. He must be a Pegasus that beates me . Ri. Yet your confidence may deceive you , you will tide Against a Iockey , that has horse-manshippe . Ven. A Iocky , a Iackanapes a horse-backe rather , A Monkey or a Masty dogge would shew A Giant to him , and I were Alexander I would lay the world upon my Mare , she shall Run with the devill for a hundred peeces , Make the match who will . Ri. Not I , you shall excuse me , Nor would I win his money . Ven. Whose ? Ri. The devils , my gold has burnt this 12. moneths in my pocket , A little of his amongst , would scorch my thighes And make such tinder of my linings , that My breeches never after , would hold money , But let these passe ; where 's Lacy and his Bride ? Ven. They are walk't to heare the Nightingale . Ri. The Nightingale ? I ha not heard one this yeare . Ven. Listen , and we shall heare one presently , Cuckoo . Ven. The bird speakes to you . Ri. No t is to you . Ven. Now do I suspect I shall lose the race . Ri. Despaire for a Cuckoo . Ven. A Cuckoo wo'not flatter , His word will goe before a gentlemans It 'h City ? t is an understanding bird And seldome failes , a Cuckoo , I le hedge in My money presently . Ri. For shame be confident . Ven. Will you goe halfe . Ri. I le goe it all , or any thing . Ven. Hang Cuckoo's then . My Lord , Bonvile , Lacy , and his bride ! Enter Lo. Bon. Lacy , Mistris Fairefeild , Mistris Bona . Lo. How now gentlemen ? Ven. Your honours servants . Ri. Ladies , I kisse your hands . Lo. You are the man , will run away with all The gold anon . Ven. Your Iockey must fly else . Ri. I le hold your honour thirty peeces more . Lo. T is done . Iu. Do you ride your selfe . Ven. I shall have the Raines in my owne hand Lady . Bo. Master Rider , saw you not my Cousen . Enter Caroll . Cry mercy she is here , I thought y 'ad follow'd us . Lo. Your kinswoman , I shall be honoured to be your servant Lady . Ca. Alas my Lord you le lose by 't ! What ? Ca. Honour me being my servant ! her 's a brace Of gentlemen will tell you as much . Ven. But will say nothing for our credits . Bo. You looke as you had wept . Ca. I weepe ! For what ? Come toward the Lodge , and drinke a sillabub . Bo. A match ! La. And as we walke , Iacke Venture thou shalt sing , The song thou mad'st ot'h horses . Ven. You shall pardon me . Ri. What among friends ? my Lord if you 'd speake to him . Lo. A song by all meanes , prethee , let me Intreate it , what 's the subject La. Of all the running horses . Ven. Horses and Mares put them together . Lo. Le ts ha 't , come I heard you can sing rarely . Ri. An excellent voyce . La. A Ravishing tone . Ven. T is a very ballad my Lord , and a course tune . Lo. The better , why does any tune become A gentleman so well as a ballad , hang Curiosity in musicke , leave those crotchets To men that get their living with a song , Come come beginne . The Song . COme Muses all that dwell nigh the fountaine , Made by the winged horses heele , Which firk'd with his rider over each Mountaine , Let me your galloping raptures feele . I doe not sing of fleas , or frogges , Nor of the well mouth'd hunting dogges . Let me be just all praises must , Be given to well breath'd Iilian Thrust . 2. Young Constable and kill deeres famous , The Cat the Mouse and Noddy Gray , With nimble Pegabrig you cannot shame us , With Spaniard nor with Spinola . Hill climing white-rose , praise doth not lacke , Hansome Dunbar , and yellow Iack . But if I be just all praises must , Be given to well breath'd lilian Thrust . 3. Sure Spurr'd sloven , true running Robin , Of young shaver I doe not say lesse , Strawbery Soame , and let Spider pop in , Fine Brackly and brave lurching Besse . Victorious too , was herring shotten , And spit in 's arse is not forgotten . But if I be just all honour must Be given to well breath'd Iilian Thrust . 4. Lusty Gorge and gentlemen , harke yet , To wining Mackarell fine mouth'd Freake , Bay Tarrall that won the cup at Newmarket , Thundring tempest , black dragon eake . Pretious sweete lippes , I doe not lose , Nor Toby with his golden shoes , But if I be just , all honour must , Be given to well breath'd Iilian Thrust . Lo. Excellent , how thinke you Lady ? Iu. I like it very well . Ca. I never thought you were a Poet sir . Ven. No no , I doe but dabble . Ca. You can sing early too , how were these parts Observ'd , invisible ? Ven. You may see Lady . Iu. Good sir your pardon : Ven. Doe you love singing , hum , la la . Ca. Who would ha thought these qualities were in you , Ven. Now or never . Ca. Why I was cosend . Ven. You are not the first I ha cosend , shall I wash Your faces with the drops of Helicon , I ha fancies in my head . Ca. Like Iupiter you want a Vulcan but To cleave your skull , and out peepes bright Minerva . Iu. When you returne I le tell you more my Lord . Ven. Give me a subject . Bo. Prethee Cose doe . Ca. Let it be how much you dare suffer for me . Ven. Enough � hum , fa , la la . Enter Page . Pa. Master Venter y' are expected . Lo. Are they come ? Pa. This halfe houre my Lord . Lo. I must see the Mare , you will excuse this rudenesse , Sirra stay you and waite upon these Ladies . Exeunt . Ven. T is time to make me ready , Ladies I take this leave in prose , You shall see me next in other feete . Ri. I wish your sillabub were nectar Lady . Bo. We thanke you sir , and here it comes already . Enter Milkemaide . Iu. So so , is it good milke ? Bo. Of a Red Cow . Ca. You talke as you inclin'd to a consumption , Is the wine good ? Milk. It comes from his excellence head ! Ca. My service to you Lady , and to him Your thoughts preferre . Bo. A health ! Ca. No deepe one ? t is lawfull for gentlewomen To wish well to their friends . Iu. You have oblig'd me � the wishes of all happinesse To him you heart hath chosen . Bo. Duty now Requires I should be willing to receive it As many joyes to you both , when you are marryed . Ca. Marryed ? Iu. You have not vow'd to dye a virgin , I know an humble servant of yours Lady ? Ca. Mine ! Iu. Would be sorry you should be a Nunne . Ca. d ee thinke he loves me then ? Iu. I doe not thinke He can dissemble where he does professe Affection : I know his heart by mine ; Fairefield is my brother ! Ca. Your Brother ? then the danger 's not so great , but Let us change our argument : with your pardon , Come hither pretty one ; how old are you ? Pa. I am young Lady , I hope you doe not take me for a Dwarfe . Bo. How yong I pray then ? Pa. Foure summers since my life was question'd , And then a Iewry of yeares did passe upon me . Ca. He is upon the matter then , fifteene . Pa. A game at Noddy . Ca. You can play your Cards already it seems , come drink� A this sillabub ! Pa. I shall spoyle your game Ladies , for if there be sack In 't it may make you flush a three . Iu. The boy would seeme witty . Pa. I hope Ladies you will pardon me , my Lord Commanded me to waite upon you , and I can doe you no better service , than To make you laugh . Enter Fairefield and Tryer . Fa. They 'r here , blesse you ! Bo. Master Fairefield you are welcome . Fa. I presume so , but howsoever it skils not . Tr. I doe not come to borrow money . Ca. And yet all they that doe so are no fooles , Money or Lands make not a man the wiser , I know hansome gentlemen ha paun'd Their cloathes . Tr. I le paune my skinne too with a woman . Ca. Wipe your mouth , here 's to you sir ! Tr. I le pledge ye quicksilver , where 's your Lord ? Pa. He has left Virgo sir , to goe to Libra , To see the horsemen weighed . Tr. Lady my service ! Iu. Brother , you interpose too farre , my Lord Has us'd me honourably , and I must tell you Some body has made a fault . Bo. Master Fairefield ! Fa. I kisse your hand . Tr. My Lord and you have walk'd . Iu. Yes sir . Fa. My sister shall excuse , here 's to thee and thy creame boule . Mil. I thanke your worship . Fa. There is more honesty in thy petticoate Than twenty satten ones . Bo. Doe you know that ? Fa. I know by her pale , and she were otherwise T' would turne her milke , come hither let me kisse thee , Now I am confirm'd , he that shall marry thee Shall take thee a Virgin at my perill . Bo. Ha you such skill in Maidenheads . Fa I le know 't by a kisse , Better then any Doctor by her urine , Be merry with thy Cow , farewell ! come Franke , That wit and good cloathes should infect a woman . Iu. I le tell you more hereafter , pray le ts heare Who winnes . Tr. Your servant Ladies . Enter Iockey and Gent. 1 What dost thinke Iockey . 2 The crack o th' field against you Io. Let em crack Nuts . 1 What weight . 2 I thinke he has the heeles . 3 Get but the start . Io. How ever if I get within his quarters let me alone . 3 Mounts Chevall . Exeunt . Confused noyse of betting within , after that a shoute . Ca. They are started . Enter Bonvile , Rider , Bona . Try. Fairef . Ri. Twenty pounds to fifteene . Lo. T is done we 'e . Fa. Forty pounds to thirty . Lo. Done , done , I le take all oddes . Tr. My Lord I hold as much . Lo. Not so . Tr. Forty pounds to twenty . Lo. Done , done . M. B. You ha lost all my Lord , and it were a Million . Lo. In your imagination , who can helpe it ? La. Venture had the start and keepes it . Lo. Gentlemen you have a fine time to triumph , T is not your oddes that makes you win . Within , venture ! venture ! Exeunt . Men . Iu. Shall we venture nothing o th' horses , What oddes against my Lord ? Ca. Silke stockings . Iu. To a paire of persum'd gloves I take it . Ca. Done ! Bo. And I as much . Iu. Done with you both ! Ca. I le have em Spanish sent . Iu. The stockings shal be Scarlet , if you choose Your sent , I le choose my colour . Ca. T is done , if Venture Knew but my lay it would halfe breake his necke now , And crying a Iockey hay . a shoute within . Iu. Is the wind in that coast , harke the noyse . Is Iockey now ? Ca. T is but a paire of gloves . Within a Iockey . Iu. Still it holds . Enter my Lord . How ha you sped my Lord ? Lo. Won , won , I knew by instinct , The mare would put some tricke upon him . Bo. Then we ha lost , but good my Lord the circumstance . Lo. Great Iohn at all adventure and grave Iockey Mounted their severall Mares , I shan'ot tell The story out for laughing , ha , ha , ha , But this in briefe Iockey was left behind , The pitty and the scorne of all the oddes , Plaid bout my eares like Cannon , but lesse dangerous . I tooke all still , the acclamations was For Venture , whose disdainefull Mare threw durt In my old Iockeys face , all hopes forsaking us , Two hundred peeces desperate , and two thousand Oathes sent after them , upon the suddaine , When we expected no such tricke , we saw My rider that was domineering ripe , Vault ore his Mare into a tender slough , Where he was much beholding to one shoulder , For saving of his necke , his beast recovered , And he by this time somewhat mortified , Besides mortified , hath left the triumph To his Olympick Adversary , who shall Ride hither in full pompe on his Bucephalus With his victorious bagpipe . Ca. I would faine see how Venture lookes . Bo. Hee 's here , ha , ha , Enter Venture , and Rider . Ven. I told you as much before , you would not Beleeve the Cuckoo . Ca. Why , how now sir ! Ven. And I had broke my necke in a cleane way , T wou'ld nere ha griev'd me , Lady I am yours , Thus Caesar fell . Lo. Not in a slough deare Iacke . Ven. You shall heare further from me . Ri. Come to Knightsbridge . Ven. That Cuckoo was a witch I le take my death on 't . Ex. in triumph . Lo. Here comes the Conquerer A Bagpipe playing , and Iockey , Bonavent . Tryer , and Fairefeild . Lo. From the Conquest of Ierusalem Returnes Vespasian , &c. ha , ha , mer mercy Iockey . Io. I told you if I came within his quarters , Omnes . A Iockey , a Iockey . Exeunt all by Lacy , his Bride , Mistris Caroll , Enter Bonavent . and the bagpiper . M. B. This shall be but your earnest , follow me At pretty distance , and when I say draw , Play me a galliard , by your favour sir , Shall I speake a coole word with yee . La. With all my heart . M. B. You do owe me a dance if you remember , And I will have it now , no dispute , draw ! That wonot serve your turne , come shake your heeles , You heare a tune , I will not change my toole , For a case of Rapiers , keepe off at your perils I ha sworne . Bo. For heavens sake some to part em . La. Dost heare . M. Bo. And you may heare the bagpipe is not dumbe , Will you to this geere , or doe you meane to try How this will scoure you , come , come , I le have it . La. Hold , I will ! He dances , meane time comes in my Lord and Tryer . M. Bo. So , now we are on even tearmes , and if You like it not , I le use my tother instrument . La. Th' art a brave fellow , come your wayes . Lo. Hold ! you shannot fight , I le understand Your quarrell . La. Good my Lord le ts have one passe . Bo. Your weapons shall runne through me , And I must tell you sir , have beene injurious . M. Bo. Good Lady why ? in doing my selfe right . Bo. In wronging me . M. B. I am not sensible of that . Bo. Could any shame be fastned upon him Wherein I have no share . M. B. I was provokt By him if you remember , and was not Borne so unequall to him I should suffer His poore affront . Bo. This was a day of peace , The day wherein the holy priest hath tyed Our hearts together , Hymen's Tapers yet Are burning , and it cannot be a sinne Lesse than a sacriledge , to extinguish them With blood , and in contempt of heavens proceeding Thus to conspire our separation No Christian would prophane the marriage day , And when all other wish us joyes , could you Intrude your selfe to poyson all our mirth , Blast in the very bud all our happinesse Our hopes had layd up for us . M. B. I was a stranger , Bo. That makes ye more uncivill , we were merry Which could not offend you . M. B. I had no thought To violate your mirth . Bo. What came you for ? With whom had ye acquaintance , or what favour Gave you accesse , at so unfit a time To interrupt our calme and free delights ; You cannot plead any abuse , where you Were never knowne , that should incite you to Revenge it there , I take it you were never His Rivall . M. B. T is confest ! Bo. What malice then Prevail'd above your reason to pursue us With this injustice ? M. B. Lady , give me leave ! I were a villaine to be guilty of The basenesse you accuse me ? your servant Shall quit me from intrusion , and my soule Is my best witnesse , that I brought no malice But unstay'nd thoughts into your roofe , but when I was made the common laughter , I had bin Lesse than a man , to thinke of no returne And had he beene the onely of my blood , I would not be so much the shame of soldier To have beene ram'd and suffered , and you are Too hasty in your judgement , I could say More , but t is dishonour to expostulate These causes with a woman , I had reason To call him to account , you know not all My provocation , things are not with me as with another man . Bo. How is that ? the matter May spread too farre , some former quarrell , t is My best to reconcile em , sir I may Be ignorant if any thing have past Before this morning , I pray pardon me But as you are a gentleman , let me Prevaile , your differences may here conclude ; 'Las I am part of him now , and betweene A Widdow and his wife , if I be thus Divorc'd � M. B. I le be his servant . Bo. Sir you shew A noble disposition , good my Lord Compose their differences , prethee meete his friendship . M. B. I have satisfaction , and desire his love . La. Th' ast done but like a gentleman , thy hand I le love thee while I live . Lo. Why so all friends . M. B. I meete it with a heart , and for disturbing Your mirth to day . La. No , no disturbance . M. B. Then give me but the favour To shew I wish no sorrow to the bride , I have a small oblation , which she must Accept , or I shall doubt we are not friends , T is all I have to offer at your Wedding . Bo. Ha . M. B. There 's my hand to justifie it at fit time , Peruse it , my Lord I shall be studious How to deserve your favour . Lo. I am yours . La. My Lord let me obtaine , you le honour me To night . Miu . Bon. Reades . I was taken by a Turkish Pirate , and detain'd many yeares A prisoner in an Island , where I had dyed his Captive , Had not a worthy Merchant thence redeemed & furnished me , Blessed delivery . Enter one with another Letter . Ca. To me ? from Venture he is very mindfull , good , I shall make use of this . Bo. Till then conceale me . Ca. Excellent stuffe , but I must have another Name subscrib'd . Lo. Will you walke Ladies . Ca. Your servants waite upon Ke. We humbly thanke your honour . 2. A brave sparke . 1. Sparke , he 's the very Bonfire of Nobility . Exeunt .
The fift Act . Enter Lacy , Mistresse Bonavent , Bonvile , Mistresse Fairefield , Mistresse Caroll , Tryer . La. My Lord you honour us . Bo. And what we want In honourable entertainement , we beseech Our duties may supply in your construction . Lor. What needes this ceremonie . La. Thou art welcome too Franke Tryer . Tr. I give you thankes , and wish you still more joy sir . Bo. Wee le shew your Lordship a poore Gallery . La. But where 's my new acquaintance ? Bo. His Nagge outstript the Coaches , Hee 'le be your guest anon , feare not ! Exit . Ca. While they complement with my Lord , let you and I Change a few words . Iu. As many as you please . Ca. Then to the purpose Touching your brother , Lady , T were tedious to repeate , he has beene pleas'd To thinke well of me , and to trouble you With the discourse how I have answered it T were vaine , but thus how ere he seeme to carry it While you were present , I doe finde him desperate . Iu. How ! Ca. Nay I speake no conjecture , I have more Intelligence than you imagine , you are his sister , And nature binds you to affect his safety , By some convenient Messenger send for him ; But as you love his life doe not delay it ; Alas I shall be sorry , any gentleman Should for my sake take any desparate course . Iu. But are you serious ? Ca, Perhaps good counsell Applyed while his despaire is greene may cure him , If not ? Iu. You make me wonder . Ca. I know the inconsiderate will blame Me for his death , I shall be rail'd upon And have a thousand cruelties throwne on me , But would you have me promise love and flatter him ? I would doe much to save his life , I could Shew you a paper , that would make you bleed To see his resolution , and what Strange and unimitable wayes he has Vow'd to pursue , I tremble to thinke on em . There 's not a punishment in fiction And Poets write enough of hell , if you Have read their story , but hee le try the worst , Were it not that I feare him every minute . And that all haste were requisite to save him , You should peruse his letter . Iu. Letter ? since we saw him . Ca. Since , I must confesse , I wondred , But you in this shall see I have no malice , I pray send for him , as I am a gentlewoman I have pure intention to preserve his life ; And cause I see the truth of his affliction , Which may be yours or mine , or any bodies Whose passions are neglected , I will try My best skill to reduce him , here 's M. Tryer ! Enter Tryer . He now depends upon your charity , Send for him by the love you beare a brother . Tr. Will you not Chide my want of Manners gentlewomen To interrupt your dialogue Iu. We ha done sir . Ca. I shall be still your servant . Iu. Here 's a riddle ; but I will doo 't , Shall I presume upon you for a favour . Enter Lord . Tr. You shall impose on me a greater trouble My Lord , your care . Lo. We misse you above Lady . Iu. My Lord I waite upon you , I beseech Your pardon but a minute � will you doe this , It is an office he may thanke you for , Beside my acknowledgement . Tr. Yes I le goe And yet I doe not like to be sent oft , This is the second time . Iu. Now I am for your Lordship , What 's your pleasure . Lo. I would be your Echo Lady , and returne Your last word � pleasure . Iu. May you never want it . Lo. This wonot serve my turne . Iu. What my Lord ? Lo. This is the charity of some rich men , That passing by some monument that stoopes With age , whose ruines pleade for a repaire Pitty the fall of such a goodly pile , But will not spare from their superfluous wealth To be the benefactor . Fa. I acknowlede That empty wishes are their shame , that have Ability to doe a Noble worke , And flye the Action . Lo. Come ! you may apply it , I would not have you a gentlewoman of your word Alone , they 're deedes that crowne all , what you wish me Is in your owne ability to give ; You understand me ; will you at length consent To multiply , wee le point a place and time , And all the world shall envie us . Iu. My Lord ! Lo. Lord me no lords , shall we enjoy lippes upon 't , Why doe you looke as you still wondred at me , Doe I not make a reasonable motion , I st onely in my selfe , shannot you share I' the delight , or doe I appeare a Monster 'Bove all mankind , you shunne my embrace thus There be some Ladies in the world ha drawne Cuts for me , I ha beene talked on and commended , How ere you please to value me . Iu. Did they see you thus perfectly . Lo. Not alwayes , 't was Sometimes a little darker when they prais'd me , I have the same activitie . Iu. You are Something , I would not name my Lord . Lo. And yet you doe , you call me Lord , that 's something And you consider , all men are not borne to 't . Iu. T' were better not to have beene borne to honours , Than forfeit em so poorely , he is truely Noble , and best justifies his blood When he can number the descents of vertue . Lo. You 'le not degrade me . Iu. T is not in my power Or will my Lord , and yet you presse me strangely As y' are a person , separate and distinct By your high blood , above me and my fortunes Thus low I bend , you have no noble title Which I not bow to , they are Characters Which we should read at distance , and there is Not one that shall with more devotion And honour of your birth , expresse her service , It is my duty , where the king has seal'd His favours , I should shew humility My best obedience to his act . Lo. So should All hansome women that will be good subjects . Iu. But if to all those honourable names , That mark'd you for the peoples reverence , In such a vitious age , you dare rise up Example too of goodnesse , they which teach Their knees a Complement , will give their heart , And I among the number of the humblest . Most proud to serve your Lordship , and would refuse No office or command , that should engage me To any noble tryall , this addition Of vertue is above all shine of State , And will draw more admirers ; but I must Be bold to tell you sir , unlesse you prove A friend to vertue were your honour centupled , Could you pile titles till you reach the Clouds . Were every petty Mannor you possesse A Kingdome , and the bloud of many Princes Vnited in your veynes , with these had you A person that had more attraction Then Poesie can furnish , love withall , Yet I , I in such infinite distance am As much above you in my innocence . Lo. This becomes not . Iu. T is the first libertie I ever tooke to speake my selfe , I have Bin bold in the comparison , but find not Wherein I have wrong'd vertue , pleading for it . Lo. How long will you continue thus ? Iu. I wish To have my last houre witnesse of these thoughts , And I will hope before that time , to heare Your Lordship of another minde . Lo. I know not , T is time enough to thinke o'th at hereafter , I le bee a convertite within these two daies , Vpon condition you and I may have One bout to night , no body heares . Iu. Alas you plunge too farre , and are within this minute , Further from heaven then ever . Lo. I may live To require the curtesie . Iu. Live my Lord to be Your Countries honour and support , and thinke not Of these poore dreames . Lo. I find not desire to sleepe , and I were a bed wee . Iu. T is not improbable my Lord but you May live to be an old man , and fill up A seate among the grave Nobility , When your colde bloud shall starve your wanton thoughts . And your slow pulse beate like your bodies knell , When time hath snow'd upon your haire , oh then Will it be any comfort to remember The sinnes of your wild youth , how many wives , Or virgins y 'ave dishonour'd ? in their number , Would any memory of me ( should I Be sinfull to consent ) not fetch a teare , From you perhaps a sigh to breake your heart , Will you not wish then you had never mixt With Atheists , and those men whose wits are vented In oathes and blasphemy , now the pride of Gentlemen , That strike at heaven , and make againe of thunder . Lo. If this be true ? what a wretched thing should I Appeare now , if I were any thing but a Lord , I do not like my selfe , give me thy hand Since there is no remedy , be honest ! there 's no harme I'th is I hope , I wonot tell thee all My minde at once , If I doe turne Carthusian , And renounce flesh upon this , the devill is like Toha the worst on t � but I am expected . Exit . Iu. My Lord I le follow yee . Enter Fairefeild , and Tryer . Brother welcome ? Sir we are both obligd to you A Friend of yours desirers some private conference . Fa. With me ? Iu. He does not looke so desperate ; how d ee brother ? Fa. Well � dost not see me ? I le come to thee presently . Exit . Enter againe with Caroll . Fa. What 's the meaning ? Tr. Nay I know not , She is full of mysteries a late ; Shee s here agen , there is some tricke in 't . Iu. Brother I sent for you , and I thinke t was time , Pray harken to this gentlewoman ; she will Give you good councell , you and I withdraw sir . Exeunt Iul. and Try. Tr. Whither you please . Ca. Y' are a strange gentleman , Alas , what doe you meane ? is it because I have dealt justly with you , without flattery Tould you my heart , you le take these wicked courses ? But I am loath to chide , yet I must tell you Y' are too , too blame , alas you know affection Is not to be compeld , I have bin as kinde To you as other men , nay I still thought . A little better of you , and will you Give such example to the rest , Because forsooth , I doe not love you , Will you be desperate ? Fa. I will be desperate ! Ca. 'T were a fine credit for you , but perhappes You le go to hell to be reveng'd o me , And teach the other gentlemen to follow yee , That men may say 't was long of me and raile at My unkindnesse , is this all your Christianity ? Or could you not prosecute your impious purpose , But you must send me word on 't , and perplex My conscience with your devilish devises Is this a letter to be sent a Mistris ? Fa. I send a letter ? Ca. You were best deny your hand . Fa. My names subscrib'd , who has done this ? Reades Rivers of hell I come , Charon thy Oare Is needlesse , I will swim unto the shoare , And beg of Pluto , and of Proserpine , That all the damned torments may be mine , With Tantalus I le stand up to the chin In waves , upon Ixions wheele I le spin The sisters thread , quaile Cerberus with my groane , And take no Phisicke , for the rowling stone I le hang my selfe , a hundred times a day . Ca. There be short daies in hell . Fa. And burne my selfe as often if you say The word . Ca. Alas not I . Fa. And if I ever chance to come Within the Confines of Elizium , The amazed Ghosts shall bee agast to see , How I will hang my selfe on every tree , Here 's a strange resolution . Yours till his necke be broke , Fairefeild . Ca. Is it not ? Whither is fled your piety ! but sir I have no meaning to exasperate Thoughts that oppose your safety , and to shew I have compassion , and delight in no Mans ruine , I wil frame my selfe to love you . Fa. Will you ? why thanke you ! ' Ca. Here 's my hand I will ; Be comforted , I have a stronger faith . Fa. I see then you haue charity for an need . Ca. I le lose my humour to preserve a life , You might ha met with some hard hearted Mistresse , That would a suffred you to hang or drowne Your selfe . Fa. I might indeed . Ca. And carried newes To the distressed Ghosts , but I am mercifull , But doe not you mistake me , for I do not This out of any extraordinary Former good will , only to save your life . There be so many beames convenient , And you may slip out of the world before We are aware , beside you dwell to neere The River , if you should be melancholy After some tides , you would come in , and be More talkt off then the Pilchards , but I ha done : You sha'not go to hell for me , I now Am very serious , and if you please To thinke well of me instantly wee le marry , I le see how I can love you afterward , Shal 's to the Priest ? Fa. By your good favour , no I am in no such tune . Ca. You doe suspect I ieere still ? by my troth I am in earnest . Fa. To save my life you are content to marry me , Yes . Ca. To save thy life , I will not be troubled with thee ! How ? Fa. No Madam jeere all , I am now resolv'd , Talke , and talke out thy heart , I wo'not lose My selfe a scruple , ha you no more letters , They 're pretty mirth , wou'd I knew who subscrib'd My name . I am so farre from hanging of my selfe , That I will five yet to be thy tormenter , Vertue I thanke thee for 't , and for the more Security , I le never dote againe ; Nor marry , nor endure the imaginations Of your fraile sex , this very hight I will Be fitted for you all , I le geld my selfe , 'T is something lesse then hanging , and when I Have carv'd away all my concupiscence , Observe but how I le triumph , nay I le doo 't , And there were no more men in the world . Ca. Sir , sir , as you love goodnes I le tell you all , first heare me , and then execute , You wonot be so foolish , I doe love you . Fa. I hope so , that I may revenge thy peevishnes . Ca. My heart is full , and modesty forbids I should use many words , I see my folly , You may be just , and use me with like cruelty , But if you doe I can instruct my selfe , And be as miserable indeed as I Made you in supposition , my thoughts Point upon no sensuality , remit What 's past , and I will meete your best affection , I know you love me still , do not refuse me . If I goe once more backe , you nere recover me . Fa. I am as ticklish . Ca. Then le ts clapt up wisely , While we are both i' th humor , I do finde A grudging , and your last words sticke in my stomacke Say i st a Match ? speake quickely , or for ever Hereafter hold your peace . Fa. Done ! Ca. Why done ! Fa. Seale and deliver . Ca. My hand and heart , this shall suffice till morning . Fa. Each others now by conquest , come le ts to e'm If you should false now . Ca. Hold me not worth the hanging . Exeunt . Enter Mis Fairefield , Tryer , Bonvile . Lo. I knew not , she was thy Mistresse , which incouraged All my discourses . Tr. My Lord y 'ave richly satisfied me , and Now I dare write my selfe , the happiest lover In all the world , know Lady I ha tryed you . Iu. You have it seemes . Tr. And I have found thee right And perfect gold , nor will I change thee for A Crowne imperiall . Iu. And I have tryed you , And found you drosse , nor doe I love my heart So ill , to change it with you . Tr. How 's this ? Iu. Vnworthily you have suspected me , And cherish'd that bad humor , for which know You never must have hope to gaine my love , He that shall doubt my vertue , out of fancy , Merits my just suspition and disdaine . Lo. Oh fie Franke , practise jealosie so soone , Distrust the truth of her thou lov'st , suspect Thy owne heart sooner , what I have sayd I have my pardon for ; thou wert a wife for him Whose thoughts were nere corrupted . Tr. T was but a tryall and may plead for pardon . Iu. I pray denie me not that liberty , I will have proofe too , of the man I choose My husband , beleeve me , if men be At such a losse of goodnesse I will value My selfe , and thinke no honour equall to Remaine a Virgine . Tr. I have made a trespasse Which if I cannot expiate , yet let me Dwell in your Charity . Iu. You shall not doubt that . Enter Fairefield , Mistresse Caroll , Lacy , Mistresse Bon. Pray my Lord know him for your servant . Fa. I am much honour'd . Lo. You cannot but deserve more by the title of her brother . La. An other couple . Bo. Master Fairefield and my Cosen are contracted . Ca. T is time I thinke , sister I le shortly call you . Iu. I ever wisht it . Fa. Franke Tryer is melancholy , how hast thou sped ? Tr. No no I am very merry . Iu. Our banes sir are forbidden . Fa. On what termes ? La. My Lord you meet but a course entertainement , How chance the musicke speakes not , shall us dance ? Enter Venture and Rider . Ven. Rivers of hell I come ! Ri. Charon thy Oare is needelesse , save you gallants ! Ven. I will swimme unto thy shoare , art not thou Hero . Ca. But you are not Leander if you be not drown'd , In the Hellespont . Ven. I told thee I would drowne my selfe a hundred times a day Ca. Your letter did . Ven. A ha ? Ca. It was a devillish good one . Ven. Then I am come To tickle the confines of Elizium , My Lord I invite you to my wedding , And all this good companie . Lo. I am glad your shoulder is recovered ; When is the day ? Ven. Do thou set the time . Ca. After to morrow , name it , this gentleman And I shall be marryed i' th morning , and you know We must have a time to dine , and dance to bed . Ven. Married ? Fa. Yes you may be a guest sir , and be welcome . Ven. I am bob'd agen , I le bob for no more Eeles , let her take her course . La. Oh for some Willow garlands . Recorders . Enter Page and Master Bon. Lo. This is my boy , how now sirra ? Pa. My Lord I am employ'd in a devise ; Roome for the melancholy wight , Some doe call him willow Knight , Who this paines hath under taken , To finde out lovers are forsaken , Whose heads , because out little witted , Shall with Garlands straight be fitted . Speake who are tost on Cupids Billowes , And receive the Crowne of willowes , This way , that way , round about , Keepe your heads from breaking out . La. This is excellent , nay nay Gentlemen You must obey the Ceremony . Ven. He tooke measure of my head . Ri. And mine . Tr. It must be my fate too . Ven. Now we beth : M. Bo. And if you please to try , I doe not thinke But this would sit you excellently . La. Mine ! What does he meane ? Bo. I prethee Master Lacy try for once , Nay he , he has some conceipt . La. For thy sake I le doe any thing , what now ? M. B. Y' are now a Messe of willow gentlemen , And now my Lord I le presume to bid you welcome , Fa. Is not this the gentleman made you dance . La. My new acquantance , where 's thy beard ? M. Bo. I left it at the Barbers , it grew rancke , And he has reap'd it . La. Here , take thy toy agen . M. B. It shannot neede . La. You tell me wonders Lady ; is this gentleman Your Husband ? La. Ca . How her husband my Lord ? M. B. Yes indeed Lady , if you please you may Call me your kinsman , seaven yeare and misfortune , I confesse , had much disguis'd me , but I was And by degrees may proove agen her husband . Bo. After a tedious absence , suppos'd death Arriv'd to make me happy . Ven. This is rate ! M. B. My Lord and Gentlemen , Y' are no lesse welcome than before , M. Lacy droope not . La. This turne was above all expectation And full of wonder , I congratulate Your mutuall happinesse . Ven. All of a brotherhood . La. M. Bonavent , a my Conscience t is he ! Did fortune owe me this ? Ca. A thousand welcomes . Bo. Equall joyes to thee , and Master Fairefield . Lo. Nay then you but obey the ceremony . La. I was not ripe for such a blessing , take her , And with an honest heart I wish you joyes , Welcome to life agen , I see a providence In this , and I obey it . Ven. In such good company t would never grieve A man to weare the willow . M. B. You have but chang'd Your host , whose heart proclaimes a generall welcome . Bo. He was discovered to me in the Parke , Though I conceal'd it . M. B. Every circumstance Of my absence , after supper wee le discourse of , I will not doubt your Lordship meanes to honour us . Lo. I le be your guest , and drinke a joviall health To your new marriage , and the joyes of your Expected Bride , here after you may doe As much for me , faire Lady will you write Me in your thoughts , if I desire to be A servant to your vertue , will you not Frowne on me then ? Iu. Never in Noble waies ; No virgin shall more honour you . Lo. By thy cure I am now my selfe , yet dare call nothing mine , Till I be perfect blest in being thine . Exeunt . FINIS .
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Priv�e Garter , one of his Majesties most honourable Privie Councell , Chancellor of the Vniversitie tak� , I know not what she sayes , but I must take another course , and yet she is � tongu�s A creature of much sweetenesse , if all tongues Be just in her report , and yet tis strange �nough You will have time enough , To pay in your affection . Cassan�ra's Ide make , A voyage to Cassandra's Temple first , And marry a deform'd Maide prac�ise to some Whale ; Within whose belly he may practise lent , And feed on fish , till hee be vomited ��� Whale ; Within whose belly he may practise lent , And feed on fish , till hee be vomited fleepe mise , With whom perhappes he battens upon sleepe , Beneath the Snow . wer� This were a Vagary . sh� I know not what to thinke , or is she not the worse for the coy Lady that lives plac� peece , ( I meane to love ) tis pittie any place But a cold Nunnery should be troubled with Mistresse� To thy Mistresse? ? service-farwell Without more ceremony , gentlemen my service�farwell . wavetings , The needle of a Diall never had So many waverings , but she is touch'd , And she Points onely Vrsaminor And she your Vrsa minor , ��� Enter Lord Bonuile and Page . Napety fortunes , A gentleman that loves cleane Napery . ��� things succeed That I have lov'd you , and you cannot take My Councell in ill part . friendshipp� this ? I am studious to preserve an honest friendshippe . For though it be my glory , to be adorn'd Coat�s She has fitted you With a paire of fooles Coates , as hansomely As any Taylor , that had hop� have Bin carefull of my vow ; and were there hope Yet to embrace him , I would thinke another resp�cts Constancy , at last To give him the reward of his respects . To me and � th�n No marvaile if men raile upon you then , And doubt whether a Widdow may be sav'd wh�ther marvaile if men raile upon you then , And doubt whether a Widdow may be sav'd , We Maides are thought b� you then , And doubt whether a Widdow may be sav'd , We Maides are thought the worse long�r I had no patience to heare him longer ; Take his offence before you question him ��uesdrop It is not civill to eauesdrop him , but I'me sure he talkes on't now . opposit� My minde so opposite to all your Courtship , That I had rather Sunne� hand And call her smile blessing beyond a Sunne beame , Entreate to waite upon her , give Entr�at� her smile blessing beyond a Sunne beame , Entreate to waite upon her , give her Rings With wait� blessing beyond a Sunne beame , Entreate to waite upon her , give her Rings With wanton , concern� ' I will concerne your peace , to have some faith in't . hav� ' I will concerne your peace , to have some faith in't . ly� To laugh , but not to lye downe , why ! prethee do ! preth�e To laugh , but not to lye downe , why ! prethee do ! swear� Nor with grace , you should looke bigge and sweare You are no gamster , practise Dice And Cardes ar� wise , Take that from me , the foolish women are Not worth your love , and if a woman know alon� Prethee let my body alone ! baost expectation , A favour all my Sutors cannot boast of , Goe home and say your praiers , I wonot pre�ume Leave that To my care Lady , and let him presume , Whom you intend to blesse with such a Bono��nt Her name was Mistresse Bonavent . intelligenc� Tis two yeares since she had intelligence He was cast away , at his departure he Engag'd fe�te tongue does walke our language , and your feete Shall do as we do , take away his Cloake Maist�r Well said Maister Bridegrome , the gentleman May perhappes Th� The Bridegroom's merry ! Bridegrom's The Bridegroom's merry ! �irk� Take me no takes , come choose your firke For dance you shall . vagari� No remedy , heres a Lady longes for one vagarie Fill a boule of Sack , and then to the Canaries desir� I shall , Ladies tis this gentlemans desire That I should make you mirth , I cannot togeth�r Prethee stay , weele to Hide Parke together ! flow If he be slow to answere it Hee loses me againe , his h�ard the Spring Are dangerous , and yet I never heard , A lover would absent him from his Mistris � dispute not with you A reason of your actions : y'are now welcome And though you should Bon�� Enter Bona �y� A Lady of pleasure , I like her eye , it has A prety twirle , wot-will she bid enter taine You would be studious with all ceremony To entertaine him ! beside , to me His Lordship's goodnes languag� Though I want both ability and language , My wishes shall be zealous to expresse thes� I doe not love these distances . distanc�s I doe not love these distances . h�r would have her be more humble , this will try her , If shee resist his siege , she is a brave advantag� impudence my selfe , Another may supply for my advantage , Ile frame excuse ! int�rpret Love will instruct you to interpret fairely , They are affaires that cannot sh�w a stranger , You wonot use me well , and shew no care Of me , nor of my honour , I pray clem�ncy Farewell , I will not sin against your honours clemency To doubt your pardon . oth�r I meant other conveniency , but if You please Ile waite blam� Nay then I cannot blame your ignorance , You have perhappes your ignoranc� Nay then I cannot blame your ignorance , You have perhappes your maidenhead . Maidenh�ad When you have truck'd away your Maidenhead , You have excuse lawfull , to put off gamesters cr�atures , A thing much in request , with waiting creatures , We Pages can instruct you in that quality il� And you will leade me a Chase , ile follow you . danc�r Cause you can put your hat of like a dancer , And make a better legge , then you were so� In my right minde , I thinke so; ; Why , prethee tell me what I should do Tarverne gipsy ! And none of the twelue Sibills in a Taverne , Have such a tand complexion , there be shalb� puzzle Your braine to make an Elegie , which shalbe sung To the tune of the devill and the baker own� Summer , Dee let out , or keepe for your owne Riding , who holdes your stirrop , while endangering� stirrop , while you jump Into a jest , to the endangering Of your ingenious quodlibets . som� To him , you would have some . pati�nc� On these conditions , I would have the patience To heare the brasen head speake . p�rforme But you must sweare to performe truely what I shall desire , and that you truely� But you must sweare to performe truely what I shall desire , and that you may not wh�n Ile first set bounds to your request , and when I have left nothing for you worth my grant nam� What in the name of wonder will he aske me , You shall not h� What in the name of wonder will he aske me , You shall not desire me to marry ask� What in the name of wonder will he aske me , You shall not desire me to marry you m� What in the name of wonder will he aske me , You shall not desire me to marry you . m� shall neither directly , nor indirectly with me to lye with you , willigly , Ye cannot begge my state , yet I would willingly Give part of that to be rid on thee . rac�s see Playes when I have a minde to't and the races , Though men sho'd runne Adamits before r�m�mbr�d which Your worship shall not doubt to be remembred , For I must have my humor , I am sicke com� London , As sayes the learned Almanacke � but come on And speake your minde , I ha done , I do� limitted , and be prescrib'd , I must not doe it ? twas a poore tricke in him , But Ile sometim�s , Hang these affected straines , which we sometimes Practise , to please the curiosity Of talking ventur� She had a cruell heart , that would not venture Vpon the ingagement of your honour . plain� What ? what durst thou venture now , and be plaine wo'me wo'm� what durst thou venture now , and be plaine wo'me verg� There's nothing in the verge of my command That should not serve your stain� obligation , And he that's truely noble will not staine it . bele�ve Ile not beleeve my Lord you meane so wantonly As you professe hop� Refuse me if I doe not Not meane ? I hope you have more Charity Then to suspect , on� Lady I thinke tis two , to one . rac� Perhaps she reserves her selfe for the horse race . b� You will be doing . foot�m�n You are for the footemen . go� Ile goe your halfe . Iack� No thanke you Iacke , would I had tenne peeces more On't . tenn� No thanke you Iacke , would I had tenne peeces more On't . p�ec�s No thanke you Iacke , would I had tenne peeces more On't . h� Lye with her he meanes . swe�te But not all night sweete Lady . g�ntl�woman Franck Tryar , youle waite upon this gentlewoman , I must among the gamesters , I shall quickly m� Hee's one it becomes not me to censure . censur� Hee's one it becomes not me to censure . tim� him coming , a wilde gentleman You may in time convert him . invisibl� perfection Of honour , for at first 'twas most invisible , But it begins to appeare , and I do perceive harm� Yes Sir , if it be honourable there is no harme in't , If otherwise you do not doubt my passionat� Nay be not passionate . lov� assure My ends have no base mixture , not my love To you could bribe me to the least dishonour on� Is that well trust gentleman one of them that run . musick� are met indeed , Sir thanke you for your musicke . Mast�r I made you merry Master Bridegrome . Brid�grom� I made you merry Master Bridegrome . tak� Youle give me leave to take my Course then . ask� Not so nimbly as your wit , pray let m� aske you a question . I heare that gentlewoman's gamest�r In English has he plaid the forward gamester And turnd up trump . m�ane the Cards be shufled ? I lay my life you meane a coate Card Deale againe , you gave one shewn� I thinke she and you might ha shewne more wit . sh� asked me such a foolish question , But if she had beene halfe so wise , as in My conscience g�ntleman Come hither , go to that gentleman Mr. Fairefeild . nak�d Weele expect em here , Cousen , do they runne naked ? Her� Here have bin such fellowes , Cousen . hav� Her� have bin such fellowes , Cousen . winn� my hand , you shall have the Gloves if you winne . p��ces A hundred pound to ten , a hundred peeces to ten , will No man take me ? t�n hundred pound to ten , a hundred peeces to ten , will No man take me ? Bogg� He may be in a Bogge anon . strang� I ha done such a strange cure upon her , Sh'as sent for me , and mak�s This gentleman does nothing but talke , he makes good No bet . � wonnot be so impudent , I , send for you ! By Whom or when ? ar� You are prettily dispos'd . a gen To come agen , whom you have so tormented , For nere torm�nted To come agen , whom you have so tormented , For nere was simple Camomile so trod on b�ene peevishnesse to save your credit Had not beene much amisse , but this over Over doing the w'e� In vaine I see I should dissemble w'ee , I must confesse y'ave caught me , had � love I am thy Captive , but I am forsworn , Am I not sir ? witn�sse If you Suspect it , call some witnesse of my vowes , I will contract my selfe . contrct , call some witnesse of my vowes , I will contract my selfe . we�kes You shall have fifty pounds for forty weekes To do you a pleasure . b�ard , But seven yeares may disguise it with a beard , And make it more ill favoured ; you have �m , by the two halfe Moones that rise about em , I am an Infidell to use him thus . Philom�l stay you and practise with the bird , Twas Philomel they say , and thou wert one , I should th�y and practise with the bird , Twas Philomel they say , and thou wert one , I should new ravish br�ak must to th' Coach and weepe , my heart will break else , I'me glad he does not see me . engag� Whither will you walke my Lord ? you may engage Your selfe too farre and lose your sport y�t horse race , they're not come into the Park yet , I might doe something else , and returne towinn� something else , and returne time Enough to winne five hundred peeces . Nightingale� We must loose sometimes � harke the Nightingale engag� You win my Lord I dare engage my selfe . fur th�r And I this spring , lets walke a little further . hav� As I , there have beene stories that some have Strucke many deere within the Parke : tak� To shew I dare Be bold upon your vertue , take no notice Ile waft him backe agen , my Lord notic� I dare Be bold upon your vertue , take no notice Ile waft him backe agen , my Lord walke back� your vertue , take no notice Ile waft him backe agen , my Lord walke forward . ag�n vertue , take no notice Ile waft him backe agen , my Lord walke forward . m� our braines , and yet she might ha suffered me , chamb�r I was wont to have one alwayes in my chamber . not� And to marryed men Cuckoo is no delightfull note , I shall Be superstitious . furth�r Lets walke a little further . sist�r But that she is my sister , Ide ha thee forsware women , but lets walk� sister , Ide ha thee forsware women , but lets walke . hop� This way they marched , I hope they wonot leape The pale , I do not know th�y This way they marched , I hope they wonot leape The pale , I do not know the Pegaus He must be a Pegasus that beates me . pock�t my gold has burnt this 12. moneths in my pocket , A little of his amongst , would scorch mon�y that My breeches never after , would hold money , But let these passe ; wheres Lacy and year� The Nightingale ? I ha not heard one this yeare � � Nightingale ? I ha not heard one this yeare . susp�ct Now do I suspect I shall lose the race . mad�st Iacke Venture thou shalt sing , The song thou mad'st ot'h horses . suct�ect prethee , let me Intreate it , what's the subject � sweetelippes Thundring tempest , black dragon eake . Pretious sweete lippes , I doe not lose , Nor Toby with w�re You can sing early too , how were these parts Observ'd , invisible ? � Good sir your pardon : excellenc� It comes from his excellence head ! pr�ferre service to you Lady , and to him Your thoughts preferre . de�pe No deepe one ? tis lawfull for gentlewomen To wish happin�sse You have oblig'd me � the wishes of all happinesse To him you heart hath chosen . marry�d As many joyes to you both , when you are marryed . th� Your Brother ? then the danger's not so great , but Let us change se�m� You can play your Cards already it seems , come drink� A this sillabub ! drink� can play your Cards already it seems , come drink� A this sillabub ! Pa� Pa. hav� My Lord and you have walk'd . boul� shall excuse , here's to thee and thy creame boule . petticoat� There is more honesty in thy petticoate Than twenty satten ones . sh� I know by her pale , and she were otherwise T'would turne her milke , oth�rwise I know by her pale , and she were otherwise T'would turne her milke , come hither let th�e turne her milke , come hither let me kisse thee , Now I am confirm'd , he that shall marry m� How ever if I get within his quarters let me alone . w�r� You ha lost all my Lord , and it were a Million . w� Shall we venture nothing oth' horses , What oddes v�nture Shall we venture nothing oth' horses , What oddes against for saking threw durt In my old Iockeys face , all hopes forsaking us , Two hundred peeces desperate , and flough domineering ripe , Vault ore his Mare into a tender slough , Where he was much beholding to one shoulder Bucephalu� who shall Ride hither in full pompe on his Bucephalus With his victorious bagpipe . de�re Not in a slough deare Iacke . r�member You do owe me a dance if you remember , And I will have it now , no dispute , h�avens For heavens sake some to part em . sak� For heavens sake some to part em . �uffer was not Borne so unequall to him I should suffer His poore affront . w� That makes ye more uncivill , we were merry Which could not offend you . wer� That makes ye more uncivill , we were merry Which could not offend you . violat� I had no thought To violate your mirth . pursu� malice then Prevail'd above your reason to pursue us With this injustice ? �am'd so much the shame of soldier To have beene ram'd and suffered , and you are Too hasty in th� Then give me but the favour To shew I wish no sorrow to the bride tim� There's my hand to justifie it at fit time , Peruse it , my Lord I shall be studious m� My Lord let me obtaine , youle honour me To night . hav� Excellent stuffe , but I must have another Name subscrib'd . v�ry Sparke , he's the very Bonfire of Nobility . Bonfi�e Sparke , he's the very Bonfire of Nobility . b�se�ch we want In honourable entertainement , we beseech Our duties may supply in your construction afew complement with my Lord , let you and I Change a few words . b�n� Lady , Twere tedious to repeate , he has beene pleas'd To thinke well of me , and to trouble gre�n� good counsell Applyed while his despaire is greene may cure him , If not ? mak� You make me wonder . m� You make me wonder . requisite� him every minute . And that all haste were requisite to save him , You should peruse his letter Yo� that all haste were requisite to save him , You should peruse his letter . ! Letter ? since we saw him � � Letter ! since we saw him . dialog�� of Manners gentlewomen To interrupt your dialogue ��� You shall impose on me a greater trouble My Lord , your care � ��� impose on me a greater trouble My Lord , your care � ��� impose on me a greater trouble My Lord , your care � � me a greater trouble My Lord , your care . stoope� men , That passing by some monument that stoopes With age , whose ruines pleade for a repaire m� they're deedes that crowne all , what you wish me Is in your owne ability to give ; You understand drawn� thus � There be some Ladies in the world ha drawne Cuts for me , I ha beene talked on and commended talk�d world ha drawne Cuts for me , I ha beene talked on and commended , How ere you please to Som�times Not alwayes , 'twas Sometimes a little darker when they prais'd me , I vertu� blood When he can number the descents of vertue . pr�sse in my power Or will my Lord , and yet you presse me strangely As y'are a person , separate ce�tupled prove A friend to vertue were your honour centupled , Could you pile titles till you reach the rurne tell thee all My minde at once , If I doe turne Carthusian , And renounce flesh upon this Tr��r Enter Fairefeild , and Tryer . perhapp�s 'Twere a fine credit for you , but perhappes Youle go to hell to be reveng'd o me , And �ver And if I ever chance to come Within the Confines of Elizium ne�d I see then you haue charity for an need . new�s And carried newes To the distressed Ghosts , but I am mercifull do� You doe suspect I ieere still ? by my troth I am thee� save thy life , I will not be troubled with thee! ! How ? � mirth , wou'd I knew who subscrib'd My name . I am so farre from hanging of my selfe , do�e for't , and for the more Security , Ile never dote againe ; Nor marry , nor endure the imaginations h�art And found you drosse , nor doe I love my heart So ill , to change it with you . expiare I have made a trespasse Which if I cannot expiate , yet let me Dwell in your Charity . �ntertainem�nt My Lord you meet but a course entertainement , How chance the musicke speakes not , shall ��� much disguis'd me , but I was And by degrees may proove agen her husband . ��� After a tedious absence, suppos'd death Arriv'd to make me happy . ��� And full of wonder , I congratulate Your mutuall happinesse . c�remony Nay then you but obey the ceremony . discoutse circumstance Of my absence , after supper weele discourse of , I will not doubt your Lordship meanes h�r� , and the joyes of your Expected Bride , here after you may doe As much for me , faire do� your Expected Bride , here after you may doe As much for me , faire Lady will you write Exe�� Exeunt .