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Keying and markup guidelines are available at the Text Creation Partnership web site . eng 2002-08 TCP Assigned for keying and markup 2002-09 Apex CoVantage Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2002-12 Jennifer Kietzman Sampled and proofread 2002-12 Jennifer Kietzman Text and markup reviewed and edited 2003-02 pfs Batch review (QC) and XML conversion THE ALCHEMIST . VVritten by BEN. IONSON . — Neque , me vt miretur turba , laboro : Contentus paucis lectoribus . LONDON , Printed by Thomas Snodham , for Walter Burre , and are to be sold by Iohn Stepneth , at the West-end of Paules . 1612. To the Lady , most aequall with vertue , and her Blood : The Grace , and Glory of women . MARY LA : WROTH . Madame , IN the Age of Sacrifices , the truth of Religion was not in the greatnes , and fat of the Offrings , but in the deuotion , and zeale of the Sacrificers : Else , what could a handful of Gummes haue done in the sight of a Hecatombe ? Or how , yet , might a gratefull minde be furnish'd against the iniquitie of Fortune ; except , when she fail'd it , it had power to impart it selfe ? A way found out , to ouercome euen those , whom Fortune hath enabled to returne most , since they , yet leaue themseluesmore . In this assurance am I planted ; and stand with those affections at this Altar , as shall no more auoide the light and witnesse , then they doe the conscience of your vertue . If what● offer beare an acceptable odour , & hold the first strength : It is your valew , thatremembers , where , when , and to whom it was kindled . Otherwise , in these times , there comes rarely forth that thing , so full of authoritie , o● example , but by daylinesse and custome , growes lesse , and looses . But this , safe in your iudgement ( which is a SIDNEYS ) is forbidden to speake more ; least it talke , or looke like one of the ambitious Faces of the time : who , the more they paint , are the lesse themselues . Your La : true honorer . Ben. Ionson . TO THE READER . IF thou beest more , thou art an Vnderstander , and then Itrust thee . If thou art one that tak'st vp , and but a Pretender , beware at what hands thou receiu'st thy commoditie ; for thou wert neuer more fair in theway to be co●ned ( then in this Age , in Poetry , especially in Playes : wherein , now , the Concupiscence of ●ges , and Daunces so raigneth , as to runne away from Nature , and be afraid of her , is the onely point of art that tickles the Spectators . But how out of purpose , and place , doe I name Art ? when the Professors are growne so obstinate contemners of it , and presumers on their owne Naturalls , as they are deriders of all diligence that way , and , by simple mocking at the termes , when they vnderstand not the things , thinke to get of wittily with their Ignorance . Nay , they are esteem'd the more learned , and sufficient for this , by the Multitude , through their excellent vice of iudgement . For they commend Writers , as they doe Fencers , or Wrastlers ; who if they come in robustuously , and put for it with a great deale of violence , are receiu'd for the brauer fellowes : when many times their owne rudenesse is the cause of their disgrace , and a little touch of their Aduersary giues all that boisterous force the foyle , I deny not , but that these men , who alwaies seeke to doe more then inough , may some time happen on some thing that is good , and great ; but very seldome : And when it comes it doth not recompen● the rest of their ill . It sticks out perhaps , and is more eminent , because all is sordide , and vile about it : as lights are more discern'd in a thick darknesse , then a faint shadow . I speake not this , out of a hope to doe good on any man , against his will ; for I know , if it were put to the question of theirs , and mine , the worse would finde more suffrages : because the most fauour common errors . But I giue thee this warning , that there is a great difference betweene those , that ( to gain the opinion of Copie ) vtter all they can , how cuer vnfitly ; and those that vse election , and a meane . For it is onely the disease of the vnskilfull , to thinke rude things greater then polish'd : or scatter'd more numerous then compos'd . To my friend , Mr. Ben : Ionson . vpon his Alchemist . A Master , read in flatteries great skill , Could not passe truth , though he would force his will , By praising this too much , to get more praise In his Art , then you out of yours doe raise . Nor can full truth be vttered of your worth , Vnlesse you your owne praises doe set forth : None else can write so skilfully , to shew Your praise : Ages shall pay , yet still must owe. All I dare say , is , you haue written well , In what exceeding height , I dare not tell . George Lucy . The Persons of the Comoedie . SVBTLE . The Alchemist . FACE . The House-keeper . DOL : Common . Their Colleague . DAPPER . A Clearke . DRVGGER . A Tabacco-man . LOVE-Wit . Master of the House . EPICVRE MAMMON . A Knight . SVRLY . A Gamster . TRIBVLATION . A Pastorof Amstredam . ANANIAS . A Deacon there . KASTRIL . The Angry Boy . Da : PLIANT . His sister : A Widdow . Neighbours . Officers . Mutes . THE ARGVMENT . T he Sicknesse hot , A Master quit , for feare , H is House in Towne : and left one Seruant there . E ase him corrupted , and gaue meanes to know A Cheater , and his Punque ; who now brought low , L eauing their narrow practise , were become C os'ners at large : and , onely wanting some H ouse to set vp , with him they here contract , E ach for a share , and all begin to act . M uch company they draw , and much abuse I n casting Figures , telling Fortunes , Newes , S elling of Flyes , flat Bawdry , with the Stone : T ill It , and They , and All in fume are gone . THE PROLOGVE . FOrtune , that fauours Fooles , these two short howers We wish away ; both for your sakes , and ours , Iudging Spectators : and desire in place , To th' Author iustice , to our selues but grase . Our Scene is LONDON , 'cause we would make knowne . No Countries mirth is better then our owne . No Clime breedes better matter , for your Whore , Baud , Squire , Impostor , many Persons more , Whose manners , now call'd Humors , feede the Stage : And which haue still beene Subiect , to the rage Or spleene of Comick writers . Though this Pen Did neuer ayme to grieue , but better Men ; How e'er the Age , he liues in , doth endure The vices that she breedes , aboue their cure . But , when the wholsome remedies are sweet , And , in their working , Game , and Profit meete , He hopes to finde no spirit so much diseas'd , But will , with such fayre Correctiues , be pleas'd . For here , he doth not feare , who can apply . If there be any , that will sit so nigh Vnto the streame , to looke what it doth runne , They shall finde things , they 'ld thinke , or wish , were done ; They are so naturall follies : But so showne , As euen the Doers may see , and yet not owne . THE ALCHEMIST . ACT. 1. SCENE . 1. FACE . SVBTLE . DOL Common . BEleeu 't I will. SVB. Thy worst . I fart at thee . DOL. Ha'you your wits ? Why Gentlemen ! for loue — FAC. Sirah , I 'll strip you — SVB. What to do ? licke figs Out at my — FAC. Rogue , Rogue , out of all your sleights . DOL. Nay , look ye ! Soueraigne , General , are you Madmen ? SVB. O , let the wild sheepe loose . I le gumme your silkes With good strong water , an'you come . DOL. Will you haue The neighbours heare you ? Will you betray all ? Hearke , I heare some body . FAC. Srah. SVB. I shall marre All that the Taylor has made , if you approach . FAC. You most notorious whelpe , you insolent slaue , Dare you doe this ? SVB. Yes faith , yes faith . FAC. Why ! who Am I , my Mungrill ? Who am I ? SVB. I 'll tell you , Since you know not your selfe . FAC. Speake lower , Rogue . SVB. Yes . You were once ( time 's not long past ) the good , Honest , plaine , liuerie-three-pound-Thrum ; that kept Your Maisters worships house , here , in the Friers , For the vacations . FAC. Will you be so loud ? SVB. Since , by my meanes , translated Suburb-Captaine . FAC. By your meanes , Doctor Dog ? SVB. Within mans memory , All this , I speake of . FAC. Why , I pray you , haue I Beene countenanc'd by you ? or you , by me ? Doe but collect , Sr. where I met you first . SVB. I doe not heare well . FAC. Not of this , I thinke it . But I shall put you in minde , Sr. at Pie-Corner , Taking your meale of steeme in , from Cookes stalls Where , like the Father of Hunger , you did walke Pi●eously costiue with your pinch'd horne-nose , And your complexion , of the Roman● wash , Stuck full of blacke , and melancholique wormes , Like poulder cornes , shot , at th' Artillery-yard . SVB. I wish , you could aduance your voice , a little . FAC. When you went pinn'd vp , in the seuerall ragges , Yo 'had rak'd , and pick'd from dungh●s , before day , Your feete in mouldy s●ppers , for your kibes , A felt of rugg , and a thin thredden cloake , That scarce would couer your no-buttockes . SVB. So Sr. FAC. When all your Alchemye , and your Algebra , Your Mineralls , Vegetalls , and Animalls , Your Coniuring , Cosning , and your dosen of Trades Could not relieue your corps , with so much linnen Would make you tinder , but to see a fire ; I ga'you count'nance , credit for your Coales , Your Stilles , your Glasses , your Materialls , Built you a Fornace , drew you Customers , Aduanc'd all your blacke Arts ; lent you , beside . A house to practise in . SVB. Your Masters house ? FAC. Where you haue studied the more thriuing skill Of Bawdry , since . SVB. Yes , in your Masters house . You , and the Rats , here , kept possession . Make it not strange . I know , you were one , could keepe The Buttry-hatch still lock'd , and saue the chippings , Sell the dole-beere to Aqua-v●tae men , The which , together with your Christmasse vailes , At Post , and Paire , your letting out of Counters , Made you a pretty stocke some twenty markes , And gaue you credit , to conuerse with cobwebs , Here , since your Mistresse death hath broke vp house . FAC. You might talke softlier , Raskall . SVB. No , you Scarabe , I 'll thunder you , in peeces . I will teach you How to beware , to tempt a Fury ' againe That carries tempest in his hand , and voyce . FAC. The Place has made you valiant . SVB. No , your Clothes . Thou Vermine haue I tane thee , out of dung , So poore , so wretched , when no liuing thing Would keepe thee company , but a Spider , or worse ? Raysd thee from broomes , and dust , and watring pots ? Sublsm'd thee , and exal●ed thee , and fix'd thee I' the third region , the high state of grace ? Wrought thee to spirit , to quintessence , with paines Would twise haue wonne me the Philosophers worke ? Put thee in words , and fashion ? made thee fit For more then ordinary fellowships ? Giu'n thee thy othes , thy quarrelling dimensions ? Thy rules , to cheate at horse-race , cock-pit , cardes , Dice , or what euer gallant tincture , else ? Made thee a Second , in mine owne great Art ? And haue I this for thanke ? Doe'you rebell ? Doe you flye out , i' the proiection ? Would you be gone now ? DOL. Gentlemen , what meane you ? Will you marre all ? SVB. Slaue , thou hadst had no Name , DOL. Will you vndoe your selues , with ciuill warre ? SVB. Neuer beene knowne , past Equi Clibanum , The heate of horse-dung , vnder ground , in cellars , Or an Ale-house , darker then deafe Iohn's : bene lost To all mankinde , but Laundresses , and Tapsters , Had not I beene . DOL. Do' you know who heares you , Soueraigne ? FAC. Srah — DOL. Nay Generall , I thought you were ciuill . FAC. I shall turne desperate , if you grow thus loud . SVB. And hang thy selfe , I care not . FAC. Hang thee , Colliar , And all thy pots , and pans , in picture I will , Since thou hast mou'd me . DOL. ô , this'll ore-throw all . FAC. Write thee vp Baud , in Paules ; haue all thy trickes Of cosning with a hollow cole , dust , scrapings , Searching for things lost , with a siue , and sheeres , Erecting figures , in your rowes of Houses , And taking in of shadowes , with a glasse , Told in red letters : And a face , cut for thee , Worse then Gamaliel Ratsey's , DOL. Are you sound ? Ha'you your senses , Masters ? FAC. I will haue A Booke , but barely reckoning thy Impostures , Shall prou● a true Phil●phers stone , to Printers . SVB. Away you Trencher-Raskall . FAC. Out you Dog-leach , The vomit of all prisons — DOL. Will you be Your owne destructions , Gentlemen ? FAC. Still spew'd out For lying too heauy o' the basket . SVB. Cheater . FAC. Bawd. SVB. Cowherd . FAC. Coniurer . SVB. Cutpurse . FAC. Witch . DOL. O me . We are ruin'd lost . Ha'you no more regard To your reputations ? Where 's your iudgement ? Slight , Haue yet , some care of me , o' your Republique . FAC. Away this Brach. I 'll bring thee , Rogue , within The Statute of Sorcerie , tricesimo tertio Of Harry the eight : I and ( perhaps ) thy neck Within a noose , for laundring gold , and barbing . DOL. You 'll bring your head within a cocks-combe , will you ? And you Sr , with your Menstrue , gather it vp . S'death you abhominable payre of Stinkards Leaue off your barking , and grow one againe , Or , by the light that shines , I 'll cut your throates . I 'll not be made a prey vnto the Marshall , For nere a snarling Dog-bolt o' you both . Ha'you together cossen'd all this while , And all the world , and shall it now be said Yo'haue made most courteous shift , to cossen your selues ? You will accuse him ? You will bring him in Within the Statute ? Who shall take your word , A whoresonne , vpstart , Apocryphall Captayne , Whom not a Puritane , in Black-Friers , will trust So much , as for a fether ? And you , too , Will giue the cause , forsooth ? You will insult , And clayme a primacie , in the diuisions ? You must be chiefe ? as if you , onely , had The poulder to proiect with ? and the worke Were not begunne out of aequalitie ? The venter tripartite ? All things in common ? Without prioritie ? S'death , you perpetuall Curres , Fall to your couples , againe , and cossen kindly , And heartily , and louingly , as you should , And loose not the beginning of a Terme , Or , by this hand , I shall grow factious too And , take my part , and quit you . FAC. T is his fault , He euer murmures , and obiects his paines , And sayes , the weight of all lies vpon him . SVB. Why so it do's . DAL . How does it ? Doe not we Sustaine our parts ? SVB. Yes , but they are not aequall . DOL. Why , if your part exceede to day , I hope Ours may , to morrow , match it . SVB. I , they may . DOL. May , murmuring Mastiffe , I , and do . Gods will ! Helpe me to thrattell him . SVB. Dorothee , Mistresse Dorothee , O'ds precious , I 'll doe any thing . What doe you meane ? DOL. Because o' your Fermentation , and Cibation ? SVB. Not I , by heauen . DOL. Your Sol & Luna : help me . SVB. Would I were hang'd then . I 'll conforme my selfe . DOL. VVill you Sr. doe so then , and quickly . Sweare . SVB. What should I sweare ? DOL. To leaue your faction Sr. And labour , kindly , in the commune worke . SVB. Let me not breath , if I meant ought , beside . I onely vs'd those speeches , as a spurre To him . DOL. I hope we need ●o spurres Sr. Doewe ? FAC. Slid , proue to day , who shall sharke best . SVB. Agreed . DOL. Yes , and worke close , and friendly SVB. Slight the knot Shall grow the stronger , for this breach , with me . DOL. Why so , my good Babounes ! Shall we goe make A sort of sober , sc●ruy , praecise Neighbours , ( That scarse haue smil'd twise , sin'the King came in ) A feast of laughter , at our follies ? Raskalls , Would runne themselues from breath , to see me ride , Or you t' haue but a Hole , to thrust your heads in , For which you should pay Eare-rent : No , Agree . And may Don Prouost ride a feasting , long , In his old veluet ierken , and staynd scarfes , ( My noble Soueraigne , and worthy Generall ) Ere we contribute a new cruell garter To his most worsted worship . SVB. Royall Dol ! Spoken like Claridiana , and thy selfe . FAC. For which at supper , thou shalt sit in triumph , And not be stil'd ` Do● common , but Do● proper , Dol singular : the longest cut , at night . Shall draw thee for his Dol particular . SVB. Who 's that ? one rings . To the windo ' Dol. Pray heau'n , The Master doe not troublevs , this quarter . FAC. O , feare not him . While there dies one , a weeke , O' the plague , hee 's safe , from thinking , toward London . Beside , hee 's busie at his hop-yardes , now , I had a letter from him . If he doe , Hee 'll send such word , for ayring o' the house As you shall haue sufficient time , to quit it . Though we breake vp a fortnight , 't is no matter . SVB. Who is it , Dol ? DOL. A fine yong Quodling . FAC. O My Lawyers Clearke , I lighted on , last night , In Hol'bourne , at the Dagger . He would haue ( I told you of him ) a Familiar , To rifle with● at horses , and winne cuppes . DOL. O , let him in . SVB. Stay. Who shall doo 't ? FAC. Get you Your robes on . I will meete him , as going out . DOL. And what shall I do ? FAC. Not be seene , away . Seeme you very reseru'd . SVB. Inough . FAC. God be w'you , Sr. I pray you , let him know that I was here . His name is Dapper . I would gladly haue stayd , But — ACT. 1. SCENE . 2. DAPPER . FACE . SV●TLE . CAptaine , I am here FAC. Who 's that ? Hee 's come , I think , Doctor . Good faith , Sr , I was going away . DAP. In truth , I am very sory , Captayne . FAC. But I thought Sure , I should meet you . DAP. I am very glad . I 'had a sciruy 〈◊〉 , or two , to make , And I had lent my watch last night , to one That dines● to day , at the Shrieffs : and so was robd Of my passe-time Is this the Cunning-man ? FAC. This is his worship . DAP. Is he a Doctor ? FAC. Yes . DAP. And ha'you broke with him , Captaine ? FAC. I. DAP. And how FAC. Faith , he doe's make the matter , Sr. so dainty , I know not what to say . DAP. Not so , good Captaine . FAC. Would I were fayrely rid on 't , beleeue me . DAP. Nay , now you grieue me Sr. Why should you wish so ? I dare assure you , I 'll not be vngratefull . FAC. I cannot thinke you will , Sr. But the Lawe Is such a thing — And then he sayes , Reade's matter Falling so lately . DAP. Reade ? He was an Ass● , And dealt Sr with a Foole. FAC. It was a Clearke , Sr. DAP. A Clearke ? FAC. Nay , heare me , Sr. you know the Law Better , I thinke DAP. I should Sr. and the danger . You know I shew'd the Statu●e to you ? FAC. You did so . DAP. And will I tell , then ? By this 〈◊〉 of flesh , Would it might neuer wright good 〈◊〉 hand , more , If I discouer . What doe you thinke of me , That I am a Chiau●e ? FAC. What 's that ? DAP. The Turke was , here . As one would say , Doe you thinke I am a Turke ? FAC. I 'll tell the Doctor so . DAP. Doe , good sweet Captaine . FAC. Come , noble Doctor , ' pray thee , let 's preuaile , This is the Gentleman , and he is no Chiause . SVB. Captaine , I haue return'd you all my answere . I would doe much Sr. for your loue — But this I neither may , nor can . FAC. Tut , doe not say so . You deale , now , with a noble fellow , Doctor , One that will thanke you , richly , and h 'is no Chiause : Let that Sr. moue you . SVB. Pray you , forbeare . FAC. He has Foure Angels , here . SVB. You doe me wrong good Sr. FAC. Doctor , wherein ? To tempt you with these spirits ? SVB. To tempt my art , and loue , Sir , to my perill . Fore heau'n , I scarse can thinke you are my friend , That so would draw me to apparant danger . FAC. I draw you ? A horse draw you , and a halter , You , and your Flies together . DAP. Nay , good Captaine . FAC. That know no difference of men . SVB. Good words Sr. FAC. Good deeds , Sr. Doctor Dogges-mouth . Slight I bring you No cheating Clim-o'the-Cloughs , or Claribels . That looke as bigge as fine , and fifty , and flush , And spit out secrets , like hot Custard DAP. Captayne . FAC. Nor any melancholike vnder-Scribe , Shall tell the Vicar : but , a speciall Gentle , That is the Heire to forty markes , a yeare , Consorts with the small Poets of the time , Is the sole hope of his old Grand-Mother , That knowes the Law , and writes you sixe fayre Hands , Is a fine Clearke , and has his Ciphring perfect , Will take his oth , o' the Greeke Testament , If need be , in his pocket : and can court His Mistresse , out of Ouid. DAP. Nay , deare Captayne . FAC. Did you not tell me , so ? DAP. Yes , but I 'ld ha'you Vse Mr. Doctor , with some more respect . FAC. Hang him proud Stagg , with his broad veluet head . But , for your sake , I 'ld choake ere I would change An article of breath , with such a Puck-fist . Come let 's be gone . SVB. Pray you , le'me speake with you . DAP. His worship calls you , Captayne . FAC. I am sorry , I e're imbarqu'd my selfe , in such a busines . DAP. Nay good Sr. He did call you . FAC. Will he take , then ? SVB. First , heare me — FAC. Not a syllable , ' lesse you take . SVB. Pray ye ' Sr. FAC. Vpon no termes , but an Assumpsit . SVB. Your Humor must be law . FAC. Why now Sr. talke . Now , I dare heare you with mine honour . Speake . So may this Gentleman too SVB. Why Sr. FAC. No whispring , SVB. 'Fore Heau'n , you doe not apprehend the losse You doe your selfe , in this . FAC. Wherein ? For what ? SVB. Mary , to be so'importunate for one , That , when he has it , will vndoe you all : He 'll winne vp all the money i' the Towne . FAC. How ! SVB. Yes . And blow vp Gamster , after Gamster , As they doe crackers , in a Puppit-play . If I doe giue him a Familiar , Giue you him all you play for ; neuer set him : For he will haue it . FAC. Y' are mistaken , Doctor . Why , he do's aske one but for Cuppes , and Horses , A rifling Fly : none o' your great Familiars . DAP. Yes , Captayne , I would haue it , for all games . SVB. I told you so . FAC. 'Slight , that 's a new businesse ! I vnderstood you , a tame Bird , to flye Twise in a Terme , or so ; on Friday nights , When you had left the Office : for a Nagg , Of forty , or fifty shillings . DAP. I 't is true , Sir , But I doe thinke , now , I shall leaue the Lawe , And therefore . FAC. Why this changes quite the case ! Do' you thinke , that I dare moue him ? DAP. If you please , Sir , All 's one to him , I see . FAC. What ? for that money ? I cannot with my Conscience . Nor should you Make the request , me thinkes . DAP. No , Sir , I meane To adde consideration . FAC. VVhy , then , Sir , I 'll try . Say , that it were for all games , Doctor ? SVB. I say , then , not a mouth shall eate for him At any Ordinary , but o' the Score , That is a gaming mouth , conceiue me . FAC. Indeed ! SVB. He 'll draw you all the treasure of the realme , If it be set him . FAC. Speake you this from art ? SVB. I , Sir , and reason too ; the ground of art . H 'is o' the onely best complexion The Queene of Fairie loues . FAC. VVhat ! is he SVB. Peace . He 'll ouer-heare you . Sir , should she but see him — FAC. VVhat ? SVB. Do not you tell him . FAC. VVill he win at cardes too ? SVB. The Spirits of dead Holland , liuing Isaac , You 'ld sweare , were in him : such a vigorous luck As cannot be resisted . Slight he 'll put Sixe o' your Gallants , to a cloake , indeed . FAC. A strange successe , that some man shall be borne too ! SVB. Hee heares you , man. DAP. Sir , I le not be ingratefull . FAC. Faith , I haue a confidence in his good nature : You heare , he sayes , he will not be ingratefull . SVB. VVhy , as you please , my venture followes yours . FAC. Troth , doe it Doctor . Thinke him trusty , and make him . Hee may make vs both happy in an hower : Winne some fiue thousand pound , and send vs two on 't . DAP. Beleeue it , and I will , Sir. FAC. And you shall , Sir. You haue heard all ? DAP. No , what was 't ? Nothing , I Sir. FAC. Nothing ? DAP. A little , Sir. FAC. Well , a rare Starre Raign'd , at your birth . DAP. At mine Sir ? No. FAC. The Doctor Sweares that you are — SVB. Nay Captayn , Yo 'll tell all , now . FAC. Allied to the Queene of Faerie . DAP. Who ? that I am ? Beleeue it , no such matter . FAC. Yes , and that Yo'were borne with a Caule o' your head . DAP. Who sayes so ? FAC. Come . You know it well inough , though you dissemble it . DAP. I fac , I doe not . You are mistaken . FAC. How ! Sweare by your fac ? and in a thing , so knowne Vnto the Doctor ? How shall we , Sir , trust you I' the other matter ? Can we euer thinke , When you haue wonne fiue , or sixe thousand pound , Yo 'll send vs shares in 't , by this rate ? DAP. By Gad , Sir , I 'll winne ten thousand pound , and send you halfe . I fac is no othe . SVB. No , no , he did but iest . FAC. Goe too . Goe , thanke the Doctor . He is your friend . To take it so . DAP. I thanke his VVorship . FAC. So ? Another Angell . DAP. Must I ? FAC. Must you ? Slight , VVhat else is Thankes ? Will you be triuiall ? Doctor . VVhen must he come , for his Familiar ? DAP. Shall I not ha' it with me ? SVB. O , good Sir , There must a world of ceremonies passe , You must be bath'd , and fumigated , first ; Besides , the Queene of Faerie do's not rise , Till it be noone . FAC. Not , if she daunc'd , to night . SVB. And she must blesse it . FAC. Did you neuer see Her royall Grace , yet ? DAP. Whom ? FAC. Your Aunt of Faerie ? SVB. Not , since she kist him , in the cradle , Captayne , I can resolue you that . FAC. VVell , see her Grace , What ere it cost you , for a thing that I know . It will be somewhat hard to compasse : But , How euer , see her . You are made , beleeue it , If you can see her . Her Grace is a lone woman , And very rich , and if she take a phant'sye , She will doe strange things . See her , at any hand . 'Slid , she may hap to leaue you all she has : It is the Doctors feare . DAP. How will 't be done , then ? FAC. Let me alone take you no thought . Doe you But say to me . Captayne , I 'll see her Grace . DAP. Captain , I 'll see her Grace . FAC. Inough . SVB. Who 's there ? Anone . ( Conduct him forth , by the back way ) Sir , against one a Clock , prepare your selfe . Till when you must be fasting ; onely , take Three drops of vinegar , in , at your nose ; Two at your mouth ; and one , at eyther eare ; Then , bath your fingers endes ; and , wash your eyes ; To sharpen your fiue Senses ; and , cry Hum , Thrise ; and then Buz , as often ; and then , Come . FAC. Can you remember this ? DAP. I warrant you . FAC. Well , then , away . 'T is , but your bestowing Some twenty nobles , 'mong her Graces Seruants ; And , put on a cleane shirt : You doe not know What grace her Grace may doe you in cleane linnen . ACT. 1. SCENE . 3. SVBTLE . DRVGGER . FACE . COme in . Good wiues , I pray you forbeare me , now . Troth I can doe you no good , till afternoone . What is your name , say you , Abel Drugger ? DRV. Yes , Sir. SVB. A seller of Tobacco ? DRV. Yes , Sir. SVB. ' Vmh. Free of the Grocers ? DRV. I , and 't please you . SVB. Well . Your busines , Abel ? DRV. This , and 't please your worship , I 'am a yong beginner , and am building Of a new shop , and 't like your worship ; iust , At corner of a street : ( Here 's the plot on 't . ) And I would know , by art , Sir , of your Worship , Which way I should make my dore , by Necromantie . And , where my Shelues . And , which should be for Boxes , And , which for Potts , I would be glad to thriue , Sir. And , I was wish'd to your Worship , by a Gentleman , One Captaine Face , that say's you know mens Planets , And their good Angels , and their bad . SVB. I doe If I doe see'hem . FAC. VVhat ! my honest Abel ? Thou art well met , here . DRV. Troth , Sir , I was speaking , Iust , as your VVorship came here , of your VVorship . I pray you , speake for me to Mr. Doctor . FAC. He shall doe any thing . Doctor , doe you heare ? This is my friend , Abel , an honest fellow , He lets me haue good Tobacco , and he do's not Sophisticate it , with Sack-lees , or Oyle , Nor washes it in Muscadell , and Graines , Nor buries it , in grauell , vnder ground , Wrap'd vp in greasie leather , or piss'd cloutes : But keepes it in fine Lilly-pots , that open'd , Smell like conserue of Roses , or French Beanes . He has his Maple block , his siluer tongs , Winchester pipes , and fire of Iuniper . A neate , spruce-honest-fellow , and no Goldmith . SVB. H 'is a fortunate fellow , that I am sure on . FAC. Already , Sir , ha'you found it ? Lo'thee Abel ! SVB. And , in right way to'ward riches . FAC. Sir. SVB. This Summer . He will be of the Clothing of his company . And , next spring , call'd to the Scarlet . Spend what he can . FAC. What , and so little beard ? SVB. Sir , you must thinke , He may haue a receipt , to make hayre come . But he 'll be wise , preserue his youth , and fine for 't : His fortune lookes for him , another way . FAC. 'Slid , Doctor , how canst thou know this so soone ? I 'am amus'd , at that ! SVB. By a rule , Captayne , In Metaposcopie , which I doe worke by , A certaine Starre i' the forehead , which you see not . Your Chest-nut , or your Oliue-colourd face Do's neuer fayle : and your long Eare doth promise . I knew 't , by certaine spotts too , in his teeth , And on the nayle of his Mercurial finger . FAC. Which finger's that ? SVB. His little finger , Looke . Yo'were borne vpon a Wensday . DRV. Yes , indeed , Sir. SVB. The Thumbe , in Chiromantie , we giue Venus ; The Fore-finger to Ioue ; the Midst , to Saturne ; The Ring to Sol , the Least , to Mercurie : Who was the Lord , Sir , of his Horoscope , His House of life being Libra . Which foreshew'd , He should be a Marchant , and should trade with Ballance . FAC. VVhy , this is strange ! Is 't not , honest Nab ? SVB. There is a Ship now , comming from Ormu's , That shall yeeld him , such a Commoditie Of Drugs . This is the West , and this the South ? DRV. Yes , Sir. SVB. And those are your two sides ? DRV. I , Sir. SVB. Make me your Dore , then , South ; your broad side , West : And , on the East-side of your shop , aloft , Write Mathlaj , Tarmiel , and Baraborat ; Vpon the North-part , Rael , Velel , Thiel , They are the names of those Mercurian spirits , That doe fright flyes from boxes . DRV. Yes , Sir , SVB. And Beneath your threshold , bury me a Loade-stone To draw in Gallants , that weare spurres : The rest , They 'll seeme to follow . FAC. That 's a secret , Nab. SVB. And , on your stall , a Puppet , with a vice , And a Court-fucus , to call Citie-Dames . You shall deale much , with Mineralls . DRV. Sir , I haue , At home , already — SVB. I , I know , you'haue Arsnike , Vitriol , Sal Tartre , Argaile , Alkaly , Cinoper . I know all . This fellow , Captayne , Will come , in time , to be a great Distiller , And giue a say ( I will not say directly , But very fayre ) at the Philosophers stone . FAC. Why , how now Abel ! Is this true ? DRV. Good Captayne , What must I giue ? FAC. Nay , I le not counsell thee . Thou hearst , what wealth , he sayes , spend what thou canst , Th' art like to come too . DRV. I would gi 'him a Crowne . FAC. A Crowne ? And toward such a fortune ? Hart , Thou shalt rather gi 'him thy shop . No Gold about thee ? DRV. Yes , I haue a Portague , I ha'kept this halfe yeare . FAC. Out on thee , Nab , 'Slight , there was such an offer , ' Shalt keepe't no longer , I 'll gi' it him for thee ? Doctor , Nab prayes your Worship , to drinke this , and sweares He will appeare more gratefull , as your skill Do's raise him in the world . DRV. I would intreat Another fauor of his Worship . FAC. What is 't , Nab ? DRV. But , to looke ouer , Sir , my Almanack , And crosse out my Ill-dayes , that I may neither Bargaine , nor trust vpon them . FAC. That he shall , Nab. Leaue it , it shall be done , 'gainst afternoone . SVB. And a direction for his shelues . FAC. Now , Nab ? Art thou well pleas'd , Nab ? DRV. Thank , Sir , both your Worships . FAC. Away . Why , now , you smoaky persecuter of Nature , Now , doe you see , that something 's to be done , Beside your Beech-coale , and your Cor'siue waters , Your Crosse-lets , Crucibles , and Cucurbites ? You must haue stuffe , brought home to you , to worke on ? And , yet , you thinke , I am at no expense . In searching out these vaines , then following 'hem , Then trying'hem out . 'Fore God , my intelligence Costs me more money , then my share oft comes too , In these rare workes . SVB. You' are pleasant , Sir. How now ? ACT. 1. SCENE . 4. FACE . DOL. SVBTLE . VVHat say's , my dainty Dolkin ? DOL. Yonder Fish-wife Will not away . And there 's your Giantesse , The Baud of Lambeth . SVB. Hart , I cannot speake with'hem . DOL. Not , afore night , I haue told'hem , in a voice , Thorough the Trunke , like one of your Familiars . But I haue spied Sir Epicure Mammon . SVB. Where ? DOL. Comming along , at far end of the lane , Slow of his feete , but earnest of his tongue , To one , that 's with him . SVB. Face , Goe you , and shift , Dol , you must presently make ready , too . DOL. Why , what 's the matter ? SVB. O , I did looke for him With the sunnes rising . ' Meruaile , he could sleepe . This is the day , I am to perfect for him The Magisterium , our great worke , the Stone ; And yeeld it , made , into his hands : Of which , He has , this month , talk'd , as he were possess'd on 't , And , now , hee 's dealing peeces on 't , away . Me thinkes , I see him , entring Ordinaries , Dispensing for the poxe ; and Plaguy-houses , Reaching his dose ; Walking More-fields for Lepers ; And offring Citizens Wiues Pomander Bracelets , As his preseruatiue , made of the Elixir ; Searching the Spittle , to make old Baudes yong ; And the High waies , for Beggars , to make rich . I see no end of his labours . He will make Nature asham'd , of her long sleepe , when Art , Who 's but a Step-dame , shall doe more , then shee , In her best loue to Man-kinde , euer could . If his Dreame last , Hee 'l turne the Age , to Gold. ACT. 2. SCENE . 1. MAMON . SVRLY . COme on , Sir. Now , you set your foote , on Shore In Nouo Orbe ; Here 's the rich Pern : And there within , Sir , are the golden Mines Great Salomon's Op● . He was sayling to 't Three yeares , but we haue reach'd it in ten Months . This is the day , wherein , to all my friends , I will pronounce the happy word , Be rich . This day , you shall be Specta●ssimi . You shall no more deale with the hollow Die , Or the fraile Card. No more be at charge of keeping The Liuery-punke , for my yong Heyre , that must Seale , at all howers , in his shirt . No more If he deny , ha 'him beaten to 't , as he is That brings him the commoditie . No more Shall thirst of satten , or the couetous hunger Of veluet entrayles , for a rude spun cloake , To be displayd at Madam Augusta's , make The sonnes of Sword , and Hazard fall before The golden Calfe , and on their knees , whole nights , Commit I dolatry with Wine , and Trumpets Or goe a feasting , after Drum and Ensigne . No more of this . You shall start vp yong Vice-roies , And haue your Punques , and Punquettees , my Surly . And vnto thee , I speake it first , Berich . Where is my Subtle , there ? Within Hough ? Sir. WITHIN Hee 'll come to you , by and by . MAM. That 's his Fire-drake , His Lungs , his Zephyrus , he that puffes his coales , Till he firke Nature , vp , in her owne center . You are not faithfull , Sir. This night , I 'll change All , that is mettall , in my house , to gold . And , early in the morning , will I send To all the Plumbers , and the Peuterers , And buy their Tinne , and Lead vp : and to Lothbury . For all the copper . SVR. What , and turne that too ? MAM. Yes , and I 'll purchase Deuonshire , and Cornwaile , And make them perfect Indies . You admire now ? SVR. No faith . MAM. But when you see th' effects of the great medicine ! Of which one part proiected on a hundred Of Mercurie , or Venus , or the Moone , Shall turne it , to as many of the Sunne ; Nay , to a thousand , so ad infinitum : You will beleeue me . SVR. Yes , when I see 't , I will. But , if my eyes doe cossen me so ( and I Giuing'hem no occasion ) sure , I 'll haue A Whore , shall pisse'hem out next day . MAM. Ha! Why ? Doe you thinke , I fable with you ? I assure you , He that has once the Flower of the Sunne , The perfect Ruby , which we call Elixir , Not onely can doe that , but by it's vertue , Can confer honour , loue , respect , long life , Giue safty , valure : yea , and victory , To whom he will. In eight , and twenty dayes , I 'll make an Old man , of fourescore , a Childe . SVR. No doubt hee'is that already . MAM. Nay , I meane , Restore his yeares , renew him , like an Eagle , To the fifth age ; make him get Sonnes , and Daughters , Yong Giants ; as our Philosophers haue done ( The antient Patriarkes afore the flood ) But taking , once a weeke , on a kniues point , The quantitie of a grayne of Mustard , of it : Become stout Marsses , and beget yong Cupids . SVR. The decay'd Vestall's of Pickt-hatch would thanke you , That keepe the fire a-liue , there . MAM. 'T is the secret Of Nature , naturiz'd 'gainst all infections , Cures all diseases , comming of all causes , A month's griefe , in a day ; a yeares , in twelue : And , of what age so euer , in a month . Past all the doses , of your drugging Doctors . I 'll vndertake , withall , to fright the Plague Out o' the kingdome , in three months . SVR. And I 'll Be bound , the Players shall sing your pra●ses , then , Without their Poets . MAM. Sir , I 'll doo 't . Meane time , I 'll giue away so much , vnto my man , Shall serue th' whole Citie , with preseruatiue , Weekely , each house his dose , and at the rate — SVR. As he that built the Water-worke , dos with water , MAM. You are incredulous . SVR. Faith , I haue a humor , I would not willingly be gull'd . Your Stone Cannot transmute me MAM. Pertinax , Surly , Will you beleeue Antiquitie ? Recordes ? I 'll shew you a Booke , where Moses , and his Sister , And Salomon haue written , of the Art ; I , and a Treatise penn'd by Adam . SVR. How ! MAM. O' the Philosophers stone , and in high Dutch. SVR. Did Adam write , Sir , in high Dutch ? MAM. He did : Which proues it was the Primitiue tongue . SVR. What Paper ? MAM. On Cedar board . SVR. O that , indeed ( they say ) Will last 'gainst wormes . MAM. 'T is like your Irish wood 'Gainst Cobwebs . I haue a peece of Iasons fleece , too , Which was no other , then a Booke of Alchemie , Writ in large sheepe-skin , a good fat Ram-Vellam . Such was Pythagora's thigh , Pandora's tub ; And , all that fable of Medeas charmes , The manner of our worke : The Bulls , our Fornace , Still breathing fire ; our Argent-viue , the Dragon : The Dragons teeth , Mercurie sublimate , That keepes the whitenesse , hardnesse and the biting ; And they are gather'd , into Iason's helme , ( Th' Alembeke ) and then sow'd in Mars his field , And , thence , sublim'd so often , till they are fix'd . Both this , th' Hesperian Garden , Cadmus story , Ioue's shower , the boone of Midas , Argus eyes , Boccace his Demogorgon , thousands more , All abstract Riddles of our Stone . How now ? ACT. 2. SCENE . 2. MAMMON . FACE . SVRLY . DOe we succeed ? Is our day come ? and hold's it ? FAC. The euening will set red vpon you , Sir , You haue colour for it , crimson , the red Ferment Has done his office . Three howers hence , prepare you To see proiection . MAM. Pertinax , my Surly , Againe , I say to thee , aloud : Be rich . This day , thou shalt haue Ingots : and , tomorrow , Giue Lords th' affront . Is it , my Zephyrus , right ? Blushes the Bolts-head ? FAC Like a Wench with Child , Sir , That were , but now , discouer'd to her Master . MAM. Excellent witty Lungs . My onely care is , Where to get stuffe , inough now , to proiect on This towne will not halfe serue me . FAC. No Sir ? Take The couering of o'Churches . MAM. That 's true FAC. Yes . Let 'hem stand bare , as doe their Auditorie , Or cap 'hem , new , with Shingles . MAM. No , good Thatch . Thatch will lie light , vpo'the rafters Lungs . Lungs , I will manumit thee , from the Fornace ; I will restore thee thy complexion , Puffe , Lost in the embers ; and repayre this brayne , Hurt with the fume o' the Mettalls . FAC. I haue blowne , Sir , Hard for your Worship ; throwne by many a Coale , When t' was not Beech ; weigh'd those I put in , iust , To keepe your heate , still euen ; These bleard eyes Haue wak'd , to reade your seuerall colours , Sir , Of the pale C●ron , the greene Lion , the Crow , The Peacocks tayle , the plumed Swan . MAM. And , lastly , Thou hast descried the Flower , the Sanguis Agni ? FAC. Yes Sir MAM. Where 's Master ? FAC. At 's prayers , Sir , hee , Good man , he 's doing his deuotions , For the successe . MAM. Lungs , I will set a period , To all thy labours : Thou shalt be , the Master Of my Seraglia . FAC. Good , Sir. MAM. But doe you heare ? I 'll geld you ' Lungs . FAC. Yes , Sir. MAM. For I doe meane To haue a list of Wiues , and Concubines , Aequall with Salomon ; who had the Stone Alike , with me : and I will make me , a back With the Elixir , that shall be as tough As Hercules , to encounter fifty a night . Th' art sure , thou sawst it blood ? FAC. Both bloud , & spirit , Sir. MAM. I will haue all my beds , blowne vp ; not stuft : Downe is too hard . And then , mine Oual Roome , Fill'd with such pictures , as Tiberius tooke From Elephantis : and dull Aretine But coldly imitated . Then , my Glasses , Cut in more subtill angles , to disperse , And multiply the figures , as I walke Naked betweene my Succubae . My mistes I 'le haue of perfume , vapor'd'bout the roome , To loose our selues in ; and my bathes , like pittes To fall into : from whence , we will come forth , And roule vs dry in Gossamour , and Roses . Is it ariu'd at Ruby ? Where I spie A wealthy Cittizen , or rich Lawyer , Haue a sublim'd pure Wife , vnto that fellow I 'll send a thousand pound , to be my Cuckold . FAC. And I shall carry it . MAM. No , I 'll ha' no baudes , But Fathers , and Mothers . And my flatterers , Shall be the best , and grauest of Diuines , That I can get for money . My mere fooles , Eloquent Burgesses , and then my Poets The same that writ so subtly of the Fart , Whom I will entertaine , still , for that Subiect . The few , that would giue out themselues , to be Court , and Towne-Stallions , and , each where , belye Ladies , who'are knowne most innocent , for them ; Those will I begge , to ma●e me Eunuchs of● And they shall fanne me , with ten Estrich Tayles A piece , made in a plume , to gather winde . We will be braue , Puffe , now we ha' the Med'cine . My Meate , shall all come in , in Indian shells , Dishes of Agat , set in Gold , and studded With Emeralds , Saphires , Hjacinths , and Rubies . The tongues of Carpes , Dormise , and Camels heeles , Boyl'd i' the spirit of Sol , and dissolu'd Pearle , ( Apicius diet , 'gainst the Epilepsie ) And I will eate these broaths , with spoones of Amber , Headed with Diamant , and Carbuncle . My foote-Boy shall eate Phesants , caluerd Salmons , Knots , Godwits , Lamprey's : I my selfe will haue The beards of Barbels , seru'd , in stead of sallades ; Oyld Mushromes ; and the swelling vnctuous papps Of a fat pregnant Sow , newly cut off , Drest with an exquisite , and poynant sauce ; For which , I le say vnto my Cooke , There 's gold , Goe forth , and be a Knight . FAC. Sir , I 'll goe looke A little , how it heightens . MAM. Doe . My Shirts I 'll haue of Taffata-sarsnet , soft , and light As Cobwebs ; and for all my other rayment It shall be such , as might prouoke the Persian : Were he to teach the world riot , a new . My Gloues of Fishes , and Birds-skinnes , perfum'd With Gummes of Paradise , and Easterne ayre — SVR. And do' you thinke to haue the Stone , with this ? MAM. No , I doe thinke , t' haue all this , with the Stone . SVR. Why , I haue heard , he must be Homo frugi , A pious , holy , and religious man , One free from mortall sinne , a very Virgin. MAM. That makes it , Sir , he is so . But I buy it . My venter brings it me . He , honest wretch , A notable , superstitious , good soule , Has worne his knees bare , and his slippers bald , With prayer , and fasting for it : And Sir , let him Do' it alone , for me , still . Here he comes , Not a prophane word , afore him : 'T is poyson . ACT. 2. SCENE . 3. MAMMON . SVBTLE . SVRLY . FACE . GGod marrow , Father . SVB. Gentle Sonne , good morrow , And , to your friend , there . What is he , is with you ? MAM. An Heretique , that I did bring along , In hope , Sir , to conuert him . SVB. Sonne , I doubt Yo' are couetous , that thus you meete your time I' the iust point : preuent your day , at morning . This argues something , worthy of a feare Of importune , and arnall appetite . Take heed , you doe not cause the blessing leaue you , With your vngouern'd hast . I should be sorry , To see my labours , now , eene ●t perfection , Got by long watching , and large patience , Not prosper , where my Loue , and Zeale hath plac'd'hem . Which ( heauen I call to witnesse , with your selfe , To whom , I haue pour'd my thoughts ) in all my endes , Haue look'd no way , but vnto publique good , To pious vses , and deare Charitie No growne a prodigie with men . Wherein If you , my Sonne , should , now , praeuaricate , And , to your owne particular lusts , employ So great , and catholique a blisse ; Be sure , A curse will follow , yea , and ouertake Your subtle , and most secret wayes . MAM. I know , Sir , You shall not need to feare me . I but come , To ha'you confute this Gentleman . SVB. Who is , Indeed , Sir , somewhat caustiue of beleefe Toward your Stone . Would not be gull'd . SVB. Well , Sonne , All that I can conuince him in , is this , The Worke is done : Bright Sol is in his robe . We haue a med'cine of the triple Soule , The glorified spirit . Thankes be to heauen , And make vs worthy of it . Vlen spiegle . FAC. Anone Sir. SVB. Looke well to the Register , And let your heate , still , lessen by degrees To the Aludels . FAC. Yes Sir. SVB. Did you looke O' the Bolts-head yet ? FAC. Which on D. Sir ? SVB. I. What 's the complexion ? FAC. Whitish . SVB. Infuse vinegar , To draw his vola●le substance , and his tincture : And let the water in Glasse E. be feltred , And put into the Gripes egge . Lute him , well ; And leaue him clos'd in Balneo . FAC. I will , Sir. SVR. What a braue language here is ? next to Canting ? SVB. I'haue another worke ; you neuer saw , Sonne , That , three dayes since , past the Philoso●hers wheele , In the lent heate of Athanor ; and 's become Sulphur o'nature . MAM. But 't is for mee ? SVB. What need you ? You haue inough , in that is , perfect . MAM. O , but — SVB. Why this is Couetise ! MAM. No , I assure you , I shall employ it all , in pious vses , Founding of Colleges , and Grammar Schooles , Marrying yong Virgins , building Hospitals , And now , and then a Church . SVB. How now . FAC. Sir please you Shall I not change the feltre ? SVB. Mary , yes . And bring me the complexion of Glasse B. MAM. Ha'you another ? SVB. Yes Sonne , were I assur'd Your piety were firme , we would not want The meanes to glorifie it . But I hope the best : I meane to tinct C. in sand-heate , tomorrow , And giue him imbibition . MAM. Of white oyle ? SVB. No Sir ofred . F. is come ouer the helme too , I thanke my Maker , in S. Maries bath , And shewes Lac Virginis . Blessed be heauen . I sent you of his faeces there , calc●'d . Out of that calx , I'ha'wonne the salt of Mercurie . MAM. By pouring on your rectefied water ? SVB. Yes , and reuerberating in Athanor . How now ? What colour sayes it ? FAC. The Ground black , Sir. MAM. That 's your Crowes head . SVR. Your Cockscomb's , is●t not ? SVB. No , 'T is not perfect , would it were the Crow . That worke wants something . SVR. O , I look'd for this . The hay is a pitching . SVB. Are you sure , you loos'd'hem I' their owne menstrue ? FAC. Yes , Sir , and then married'hem , And put 'hem in a Bolts-head , nipp'd to digestion , According as you bad me ; when I set The liquor of Mars to circulation , In the same heate . SVB. The processe , then , was right . FAC. Yes , by the token , Sir , the Retort brake , And what was sau'd , was put into the Pellicane , And sign'd with Hermes seale . SVB. I thinke'twas so . We should haue a new Amalgama . SVR. O , this Ferret Is ranke as any Pole-cat . SVB. But I care not . Let him e'ene dy ; wee haue enough , beside , In Embrion . H. ha's his white shirt on ? FAC. Yes , Sir , Hee 's ripe for inceration ; He stands warme , In his ash-fire . I would not , you should let Any dye now , if I might councell Sir , For lucks-sake to the rest . It is not good . MAM. He sayes right . SVR. I , are you bolted ? FAC. Nay , I know 't Sir , I'haue seene th' ill fortune . What is some three Ounces Of fresh materials ? MAM. Is 't no more ? FAC. No more , Sir , Of Gold , t' amalgame , with some sixe of Mercuri● MAM. Away , here 's Money . What will serue . FAC. Aske him , Sir. MAM. How much ? SVB. Giue him nine pound , you may gi 'him ten . SVR. Yes twenty , and be cossend , Doe . MAM. There ' t is . SVB. This needs not . But that you will haue it , so , To see conclusions of all . For two Of our inferiour workes , are at fixation . A third is in Ascension . Goe your wayes , Ha'you set the Oyle of Luna in Kemia ? FAC. Yes , Sir. SVB. And the Philosophers vinegar ? FAC. I. SVR. We shal haue a sallad . MAM. When do you make proiection ? SVB. Sonne , be not hasty , I exalt our Med'cine , By hanging him in Balneo Vaporoso ; And giuing him solution ; then congeale him , And then dissolue him ; then againe congeale him ; For looke , how oft I iterate the worke , So many times , I adde vnto his vertue . As , if at first , one Ounce conuert a hundred , After his second loose , he 'll turne a thousand ; His third solution , ten : his fourth a hundred . After his fifth , a thousand thousand Ounces Of any imperfect mettall , into pure Siluer , or Gold , in all examinations , As good , as any of the naturall Mine . Get you your stuffe here , against afternoone , Your Brasse , your Pewter , and your Andirons . MAM. Not those of iron ? SVB. Yes . You may bring them , too . We 'll change all mettall's . SVR. I beleeue you , in that . MAM. Then I may send my Spitts ? SVB. Yes , and your Racks . SVR. And Dripping-pannes , and Pot-hangers , and Hookes ? Shall he not ? SVB. If ●e please . SVR. To be an Asse . SVB. How Sir ! MAM. This Gent'man , you must beare withall . I told you , he had no faith . SVR. And little hope , Sir , But , much lesse charitie , should I gull my selfe . SVB. Why what haue you obseru'd , Sir , in our Art , Seemes so impossible ? SVR. But your whole worke , no more . That , you should hatch gold in a Fornace , Sir , As they doe egges in Egypt . SVB. Sir , doe you Beleeue that egges are hatch'd so ? SVr. If I should ? SVB. Why , I thinke that the greater Miracle . No Egge , but differs from a Chicken , more , Then Mettalls in themselues . SVR. That cannot be . The Egg 's ordain'd by Nature , to that end : And is a Chicken , in Potentia . SVB. The same we say of Lead , and other Mettalls , Which would be Gold , if they had time . MAM. And that Our Art doth furder . SVB. I , for 't were absurd To thinke that Nature , in the earth , bred Gold Perfect i' the instant . Something went before . There must be remote Matter . SVR. I , what is that ? SVB. Mary , we say . MAM. I , now it heates , stand Father . Pound him to Dust. SVB. It is , of the one part , A humide exhalation , which we call Materia liquida , or the V●ctuous Water ; On th' other part , a certaine crasse , and viscous Portion of earth ; both which , concorporate , Doe make the elementary matter of Gold : Which is not , yet , propria materia , But commune to all Mettalls , and all Stones . For , where it is forsaken of that moysture , And hath more drynesse , it becomes a Stone ; Where it retaines more of the humid fatnesse , It turnes to Sulphur , or to Quick-siluer : Who are the Parents of all other Mettals . Nor can this remote Matter , sodainly , Progresse so from extreme , vnto extreme , As to grow Gold , and leape ore all the meanes . Nature doth , first , beget th' imperfect ; then Proceedes shee to the perfect . Of that ayrye , And oyly water , Mercury is engendred ; Sulphure o' the fat , and earthy part ; the one ( Which is the last ) supplying the place of Male , The other of the Female , in all Mettalls . Some doe beleeue Hermaphrodeitie , That both doe act , and suffer . But these two Make the rest ductile , malleable , extensiue . And , euen in Gold , they are ; for we doe finde Seedes of them , by our fire , and Gold in them : And can produce the species of each mettall More perfect thence , then Nature doth in earth . Beside , who doth not see , in dayly practise , Art can beget Bees , Hornets , Beetles , Waspes , Out of the Carcasses , and dung of Creatures ; Yea , Scorpions , of an herbe , being ritely plac'd . And these are liuing Creatures , far more perfect , And excellent , then Mettall . MAM. Well said , Father ! Nay , if he take you in hand , Sir , with an argument , Hee 'll bray you in a Morter . SVR. Pray you , Sir , stay . Rather , then I 'll be bray'd , Sir , I 'll beleeue , That Alchemie is a pretty kinde of Game , Somewhat like Tricks o' the Cards , to cheat a man , With charming . SVB. Sir ? SVR. What else are all your Term● , Whereon no one o' your Writers grees with other ? Of your Elixir , your Lac virginis , Your Stone , your Med'cine , and your Chrysosperme , Your Sal , your Sulphur , and your Mercurie , Your Oyle of height , your Tree of life , your Blood , Your Marchesite , your Tutie , your Magnesia , Your Toade , your Crow , your Dragon , and your Panthar , Your Sunne , your Moone , your Firmament , your Adrop , Your Lato , Azoch , Zernich , Chibrit , Heautarit , And then your Red man , and your white 〈◊〉 ; With all your Broathes , your M●nstrues , and Materialls , Of Pisse , and Egge-shells , Womens termes , Mans blood , Hayre o' the head , burnt Cloutes , Chalke , Merds , and Clay , Poulder of bones , scalings of Iron , glasse . And worlds of other strange Ingredients , Would burst a man to name . SVB. And all these , nam'd , Intending but one thing : which art our Writers Vs'd to obscure their Art. MAM. Sir , so I told him . Because the simple I diot should not learne it , And make it vulgar . SVB. Was not all the knowledge Of the Aegyptians writ in mystick Symboles ? Speake not the Scriptures oft in Parables ? Are not the choysest Fables of the Poets , That were the Fountaines , and first Springs of Wisedome , Wrapt in perplexed Allegories ? MAM. I vrg'd that . And clear'd to him , that Sisiphus was damn'd To roule the ceaslesse stone , onely , because He would haue made ours common . Who is this ? SVB. God's precious — What doe you meane ? Goe in , good Lady ; Let me entreat you . Where 's this Varlet ? FAC. Sir ? DOL is seene . SVB. You very knaue . Doe you vse mee , thus ? FAC. Wherein Sir ? SVB. Goe in , and see , you traytor . Goe . MAM. who is it , Sir ? SVB. Nothing Sir. Nothing . MAM. What is the matter ? Good Sir ! I haue not seene you thus distemp'red . Who is 't ? SVB. All Artes haue still had , Sir , their aduersaries , But ours the most ignorant . What now ? FAC. 'T was not my fault , Sir , she would speake with you . SVB. Would she Sir ? Follow me . MAM. stay Lungs . FAC. I dare not Sir. FAC. Stay man , what is she ? FAC. A Lords Sister , Sir. MAM. How ! Pray thee stay ? FAC. She 's mad Sir , & sent hether — ( He 'll be mad too . MAM. I warrant thee . ) Why sent hether ? FAC. Sir , to be cur'd . SVB. Why Raskall ! FAC. Loe you . Here Sir. MAM. Fore-God , a Bra●●●ante , a braue piece ! SVR. Hart , this is a baudy-House . I 'll be burnt else . MAM. O , by this light , no. Doe not wrong him . H 'is Too scrupulous , that way : It is his vice . No , h 'is a rare Phisition , doe him right . An excellent Paracelsian ! and has done Strange cures with minerall phisick . He deales all With spirits , he , He will not heare a Word Of Galen , or his tedious Recipee's . How now , Lungs ! FAC. Softly , Sir , speake softly . I meant To ha' told your Worship all . This must not heare , MAM. No , he will not be gull'd ; let him alone . FAC. Y' are very right . Sir , she is a most rare schollar : And is gone mad , with studying Broughtons workes . If you but name a word , touching the Hebrew , She falls into her fit , and will discourse So learnedly of Genealogies , As you would runne mad , too , to heare her , Sir , MAM. How might one doe t' haue conference with her , Lungs ? FAC. O , diuers haue runne mad vpon the Conference . I doe not know , Sir : I am sent in hast , To fetch a Viale . SVR. Be not gull'd , Sir Mammon . MAM. Wherein ? 'Pray ye , be patient SVR. Yes , as you are . And trust confederate Knaues , and Baudes , and Whores . MAM. You are too foule , beleeue it . Come here , Zephyrus . One word . FAC. I dare not , in good faith . MAM. Stay , Knaue . FAC. H 'is extreme angry , that you saw her , Sir. MAM. Drinke that . What is she , when she 's out of her fit ? FAC. O the most affablest Creature , Sir ! so mery ! So pleasant ! she 'll mount you vp , like quick-siluer , Ouer the helme ; and circulate , like oyle ; A very Vegetall : discourse of State , Of Mathematiques , Ba●dry , any thing — MAM. Is she no way accessible ? no meanes , No trick , to giue a man a tast of her — W●t ? or so ? FAC. I 'll come to you againe , Sir. MAM. S●rly , I did not thinke , one o' your breeding Would traduce personages of worth . SVR. Sir Epic●re , Your friend to vse . Yet , still , loth to be gull'd . I doe not like your Phil●sophicall baudes . Their Stone is lechery inough , to pay for , Without this bayte MAM. ' Hart you abuse your selfe . I know the Lady , and her friends , and meanes , The originall of this disaster . Her Brother H 'as told me all . SVR. And yet , you ne're saw her Till now ? MAM. O yes , but I forgot . I haue ( beleeue it ) One o' the treacherou'st memories , I doe thinke , Of all mankinde . SVB. What call you her Brother ? MAM. My Lord — He wi'not haue his name knowne , now I thinke on 't . SVR. A very trecherous memory . MAM. O' my faith — SVR. Tut if you ha' it not about you passe it , Till we meete next . MAM. Nay , by this hand , 't is true . He 's one I honour , and my noble friend , And I respect his House . SVR. Hart ! Can it be , That a graue Sir , a rich , that has no need , A wise Sir , too , at other times should thus With his owne oathes , and arguments , make hard meanes To gull himselfe ? And , this be your Elixir , Your Lapis M●neralis , and your Lunarie , Giue me your honest trick , yet , at Primero , Or Gleeke ; and take your Lutum sapientis , Your Menstruum simplex : I 'll haue Gold , before you , And , with lesse danger of the Quick-siluer ; Or the hot Sulphur . FAC. Here 's one from Captaine Face , Sir , Desires you meete him i' the Temple-Church , Some halfe houre hence , and vpon earnest busines . Sir , if you please to quit vs , now ; and come , Againe , within two howers : You shall haue My Master busie examining o' the workes , And I will steale you in , vnto the party , 〈◊〉 That you may see her Conuerse . Sir , Shall I say , You 'll meete the Captaines Worship ? SVR. Sir , I will. But , by Attorney , and to a second purpose . Now , I am sure , it is a Bawdy-house ; I 'll sweare it , were the Marshall here , to thankeme . The naming this Commander , doth confirme it . Don Face ! Why , h 'is the most autentique dealer I'these Commodities ! The Superintendent To all the queinter Traffiquers , in towne . He is their Visiter , and do's appoint Who lies with whom ; and at what hower ; what price ; Which gowne ; and in what smock ; what fall ; what tire . Him will I proue , by a third person , to finde The subtilties of this darke Labyrinth : Which , if I doe discouer , deare , Sir Mammon , You 'll giue your poore Friend leaue , though no Philosopher , To laugh : for you that are , 't is thought , shall weepe . FAC. Sir. He do's pray , you 'll not forget . SVR. I will not , Sir. Sir Epicure , I shall leaue you . MAM. I follow you , streight . FAC. But doe so , good Sir , to auoide suspicion . This Gent'man has a par'lous head . MAM. But wilt thou Be constant to thy promise ? FAC. As my life , Sir. 〈◊〉 And wilt thou insinuate what I am ? and praise me ? And say I am a Noble fellow ? FAC. O what else , Sir ? And , that you 'll make her royall , with the Stone , An Empresse ; and your selfe King of Bantam . MAM. Wilt thou doe this ? FAC. Will I Sir ? MAM. Lungs , my Lungs , I loue thee . FAC. Send your stuffe Sir , that my Master May busie himselfe , about proiection . MAM. Th' hast witch'd me , Rogue : Take , Goe . FAC. Your Iack and all Sir. MAM. Thou art a Villaine — I will send my Iack ; And the weights too . Slaue , I could bite thine ●are . Away , thou dost not care for me . FAC. Not I Sir ? MAM. Come , I was borne to make thee , my good Weasell ; Set thee on a bench : and , ha'thee twirle a Chaine With the best Lords Vermine , of 'hem all . FAC. Away Sir. MAM. A Count , nay a Count-Palatine — FAC. Good Sir , goe . MAM. Shall not aduance thee , better ; no , nor faster . ACT. 2. SCENE . 4. SVBTLE . FACE . DOL. HAs he bitt ? Has he bit ? FAC. And swallow'd too , my Subtle . I ha' giu'n him line , and now he playes , I faith . SVB. And shall we twitch him ? FAC. Thorough both the gills . A Wench is a rare bay● , with which a Man No sooner 's taken , but he straight firkes mad . SVB. Dol , my Lord Whachums Sister , you must now Beare your selfe statelich . DOL. O , let me alone . I 'll not forget my race , I warrant you . I 'll keepe my distance , laugh , and talke aloud ; Haue all the trickes of a proud sciruy Lady : And be as rude ' as her woman . FAC. Well said , sanguine . SVB. But will he send his And●rons ? FAC. His Iack too ; And 's iron Shooing-horne . I ha'spoke to him . Well , I must not loose my wary Gamster , yonder . SVB. O Monsieur Caution , that will not be gull'd ? FAC. I , if I can strike a fine hooke into him , now , The Temple-church , there I haue cast mine angle . Well , pray for me . I 'll about it . SVB. What , more G●dgeons ! Dol , scout , scout ; stay Face , you must goe to the dore . 'Pray God , it be my Anabaptist . Who is 't Dol ? DOL. I know him not . He lookes like a Gold-end man. SVB. Gods so ! 't is he , he said he would send . What call you him ? The sanctified Elder , that should deale For Mammons , Iack , and Andirons ! Let him in . Stay , help me of , first , with my gowne . Away Ma-dame , to your withdrawing Chamber . Now , In a new tune , new gesture , but old language . This fellow is sent , from one negotiates with me About the stone , too ; for the holy Brethren Of Amstredam ; the exil'd Saints : that hope To raise their discipline , by it . I must vse him In some strange fashion , now , to make him admire me . ACT. 2. SCENE . 5. SVBTLE . FACE . ANANIAS . VVHere is my Drudge ? FAC. Sir. SVB. Take away the Recipient , And rectifie your Menstrue , from the Phlegma . Then poure it , ' o the Sol , in the Cucurbite , And let 'hem macerate , together . FAC. Yes , Sir. And saue the ground ? SVB. No. Terra damnata Must not haue entrance , in the worke . Who are you ? ANA. A faithfull Brother , if it please you . SVB. What 's that ? A Lullianist ? a Ripley ? Filius artis ? Can you sublime , and dulcefie , calcine ? Know you the sapor pontick ? sapor stipstick ? Or , what is Homogene , or Heterogene ? ANA. I vnderstand no Heathen language , truely . SVB. Heathen , you Knipper-doling ? Is Arssacra , Or Chrysopoeia , or Spagirica , Or the Pamphysick , or Panarchick knowledge , A Heathen language ? ANA. Heathen Greeke , I take it . SVB. How ? Heathen Greeke ? ANA. All 's Heathen , but the Hebrew . SVB. S'rah , my Varlet , stand you forth , and speake to him Like a Philosopher : Answere , ●'the language . Name the vexations , and the Martyrizations Of Mettalls , in the Worke. FAC. Sir , Putrefaction , Solution , Ablution , Sublimation , Cohobation , Calcination , Ceration , and Fixation . SVB. This is Heathen Greeke , to you , now ? And when comes Viuification ? FAC. After Mortification . SVB. What 's Cohobation ? FAC. 'T is the powring on Your Aqua R●gis , and then drawing him off , To the trine circle of the seuen spheares . SVB. What 's the proper passion of Mettalls ? FAC. Malleation . SVB. What 's your Vltimum supplicium auri ? FAC. Antimonium . SVB. This 's Heathen Greek , to you ? And , what 's your Mercury ? FAC. A very Fugitiue , he will be gone , Sir. SVB. How know you him ? FAC. By his viscositie , His oleositie , and his suscitabilitie . SVB. How do you sublime him ? FAC. With the calce of Egge-shels , White Marble , Talck . SVB. Your Magisterium , now ? What 's that ? FAC. Shifting , Sir , your elements , Dry into cold , cold into moyst , moist in - To hot , hot into dry . SVB. This 's Heathen Greeke to you , still ? Your L●pis Philosophicus ? FAC. 'T is a Stone , and not A Stone , a spirit , a soule , and a body ; Which , if you doe dissolue , it is dissolu'd , If you coagulate , it is coagulated , If you make it to flye , it flyeth . SVB. Inough . This 's Heathen Greeke , to you ? What are you Sir. ANA. Please you , a Seruant of the exilde Brethren , That deale with Widdowes , and with Orphanes goods ; And make a iust account , vnto the Saints : A Deacon . SVB. O , you are sent from Mr. Wholsome , Your Teacher ? ANA. From Tribulation Wholsome , Our very zealous Pastor . SVB. Good. I haue Some Orphanes goods to come here . ANA. Of what kind , Sir ? SVR. Peuter , and Brasse , Andirons , and Kitchin ware , Mettalls , that we must vse our med'cine on : Wherein the Brethren may haue a penn'orth . For ready money . ANA. Were the Orphanes Parents Sincere professors ? SVB. Why doe you aske ? ANA. Because We then are to deale iustly , and giue ( in truth ) Their vtmost valew . SVB. 'Slid , you 'ld cossen , else , And , if their Parents were not of the Faithfull ? I will not trust you , now I thinke on 't , Till I ha' talk'd with your Pastor . Ha' you brought money To buy more Coales ? ANA. No surely . SVB. No ? How so ? ANA. The Brethren bid me ●ay vnto you , Sir. Surely , they will not venter any more , Till they may see proiection . SVB. How ! ANA. Yo' haue had , For the Instruments , as bricks , and ●ome , and glasses , Already thirty pound ; and , for Materialls , They say , some ninety more : And , they haue heard , since , That one , at Hiedelberg , made it , of an Egge And a small paper of Pinne-dust . SVB. What 's your name ? ANA My name is Ananias . SVB. Out , the Varlet That cossend the Apostles ! Hence , away , Flee Mischiefe ; had your holy Consistory No name to send me , of another sound ; Then wicked Ananias ? Send your Elders , Hither , to make atonement for you , quickly , And gi' me satisfaction ; or out goes The fire : and downe th' Alembekes , and the Fornace . Piger Henricus , or what not . Thou wretch , Both Sericon , and Bufo , shall belost , Tell ' hem . All hope of rooting out the Bishops , Or th' Antichristian Hierarchie shall perish , If they stay threescore minutes . The Aqueitie , Terreity , and Sulphureitie Shall runne together againe , and all be annull'd Thou wicked Ananias . This willfetch 'hem , And make 'hem hast towards their gulling more . A man must deale like a rough Nurse , and fright Those , that are froward , to an appetite . ACT. 2. SCENE . 6. FACE . SVBTLE . DRVGGER . H 'is busie with his spirits , but we 'll vpon him . SVB. How now ! What Mates ? What Baiards ha' we here ? FAC. I told you he would be furious . Sir , Here 's Nab , Has brought yo' another peece of Gold , to looke on : ( Wee must appease him . Giue it me ) and prayes you You would deuise ( what is it Nab ? ) DRV. A signe , Sir. FAC. I , a good lucky one , a thriuing Signe , Doctor . SVB. I was deuising now . FAC. 'Slight , doe not say so , He will repent he ga' you any more . What say you to his Constellation , Doctor ? The Ballance ? SVB. No , that way is stale , and Common . A Townes . Man , borne in Taurus , giues the Bull ; Or the Bulls-head : In Aries , the Ram. A poore deuise . No. I will haue his Name Form'd in some mystick character ; whose radij , Striking the senses of the passers by , Shall , by a virtuall influence , breed affections , That may result vpon the party ownes it : As thus . FAC. Nab. SVB. He first shal haue a Bell , That 's Abell ; And , by it , standing one , whose name is Dee , In a rugg Gowne ; There 's D. and R●g , that 's Drug : And , right anenst him , a Dog snarling Er ; There 's Drugger , Abel Drugger . That 's his signe . And here 's now Mystery , and Hieroglyphick . Abell , thou art made . DRV. Sir , I doe thanke his Worship . FAC. Sixe o' thy legges more , will not doe it , Nab. He has brought you a pipe of Tobacco , Doctor . DRV. Yes , Sir. I haue another thing , I would impart — FAC. Out with it Nab. DRV. Sir , there is lodg'd hard by me A rich yong Widdow . FAC. Good ! a Bona roba ? DRV. But nineteene , at the most . FAC. Very good , Abel . DRV. Mary sh 'is not in fashion , yet ; she weares A hood : but 't stands a cop . FAC. No matter Abel . DRV. And , I doe , now and then giue her a fucus , FAC. What dost thou deale , Nab ? SVB. I did tell you , Captaine . DRV. And physick too sometime , Sir , for which she trusts me With all her minde . Shee 's come vp here , of purpose To learne the fashion . FAC. Good , His match too ! on Nab. DRV. And she do's strangely long to know her fortune . FAC. Gods lid , Nab ! Send her to the Doctor , hether . DRV. Yes , I haue spoke to her of his Worship , already : But shee 's afrayd , it will be blowne abroad And hurt her Marriage . FAC. Hurt it ? 'T is the way To heale it , if'twere hurt ; to make it more Follow'd and sought : Nab , thou shalt tell her this . Shee 'll be more knowne , more talk'd of , and your Widowes Are ne'er of any price till they be famous ; Their Honour is their multitude of Sutors . Send her , it may be thy good fortune . What ? Thou dost not know . DRV. No , Sir , shee 'll neuer mary Vnder a Knight . Her brother has made a Vow . FAC. What , and dost thou despayre , my little Nab , Knowing , what the Doctor has set downe for thee , And seeing so many , o' the Citie , dub'd ? One Glasse o' thy water , with a Madame I know Will haue it done Nab. What 's her brother ? a Knight ? DRV. No , Sir , A Gentleman , newly , warme in ' his land , Sir , Scarse cold in his one and twenty ; that do's gouerne His Sister , here : and is a Man himselfe Of some three thousand a yeere , and is come vp To learne to quarrell , and to liue by his wittes , And will goe downe againe , and dye i' the Countrey . FAC. How ! to quarrell ? DRV. Yes , Sir , to carry Quarrells , As Gallants doe , and manage 'hem , by line . FAC. 'Slid Nab. The Doctor is the onely man In Christendome for him . He has made a Table , With Mathematicall demonstrations , Touching the Art of Quarrells . He will giue him An Instrument to quarrell by . Goe , bring 'hem , both ; Him , and his Sister . And , for thee , with her The Doctor happ'ly may perswade . Goe to . ' Shalt giue his Worship , a new Damaske suite Vpon the premisses . SVB. O good Captaine . FAC. He shall , He is the honestest fellow , Doctor . Say not , No offers , bring the Damaske , and the Parties . DRV. I 'll try my power , Sir. FAC. And thy will too , Nab. SVB. 'T is good Tobacco this ! What is 't an ounce ? FAC. Hee 'll send you a pound , Doctor . SVB. O , no : FAC. Hee will do 't . It is the gooddest soule . Abell about it . ( Thou shalt know more anone . Away , be gone . ) A miserable Rogue , and liues with Cheese , And has the wormes . That was the cause indeed Why he came now . He dealt with me , in priuate , To get a med'cine for ' hem . SVB. And shall , Sir. This workes . FAC. A wife , a wife , for one on' vs , my deare Subtle : Wee 'll eene draw lots , and he , that fayles , shall haue The more in goods , the other has in tayle . SVB. Rather the lesse . For she may be so light She may want graynes . FAC. I , or be such a burden , A man would scarse endure her , for the whole . SVB. Faith , best let 's see her first , and then determine . FAC. Content . But Doll must ha' no breath on 't . SVB. Mum. Away , you to your Surly yonder , Catch him . FAC. 'Pray God I ha'not stayd too long . SVB. I feare it . ACT. 3. SCENE . 1. TRIBVLATION . ANANIAS . THese Chastisements are common to the Saints , And such rebukes th' Elect must beare , with patience ; They are the exercises of the Spirit , And sent to tempt our fraylties . ANA. In pure zeale , I doe not like the man : He is a Heathen . And speakes the language of Canaan , truely . TRI. I thinke him a prophane person , indeed . ANA. He beares The visible marke of the beast , in his forehead . And for his Stone , it is a worke of darknesse , And , with Philosophie , blinds the eyes of man. TRI. Good Brother , we must bend vnto all meanes , That may giue furtherance , to the holy cause . ANA. Which his cannot : The sanctified cause Should haue a sanctified course . TRI. Not alwaies necessary . The Children of perdition are , oft times , Made instruments euen of the greatest workes . Beside , we should giue somewhat to mans nature , The place he liues in , still about the Fire , And fume of Mettalls , that intoxicate The brayne of Man , and make him prone to passion . Where haue you greater Atheists , then your Cookes ? Or more prophane , or cholerick then your Glasse-men ? More Antichristian then your Bell-founders ? What makes the Diuell so diuelish , I would aske you , Sathan , our common enemy , but his being Perpetually about the fire , and boyling Br●stone , and Arsnike ? We must giue , I say , Vnto the motiues , and the stirrers vp Of humors in the blood . It may be so . When as the Worke is done , the Stone is made , This heate of his may turne into a zeale , And stand vp for the beauteous discipline , Against the menstruous cloth , and ragg of Rome . We must awayt his calling , and the comming Of the good Spirit . You did fault , t' vpbraid him With the Brethrens blessing of Heidelberg , waighing What neede we haue , to hasten on the Worke , For the restoring of the silenc'd Saints , Which ne'er will be , but by the Philosophers Stone . And , so a learned Elder , one of Scotland , Assur'd me ; Aurum potabile being The onely med'cine , for the ciuill Magistr●te , T' incline him to a feeling of the cause : And must be dayly vs'd , in the disease . ANA. I haue not aedified more , truely , by man ; Not , since the beautifull light , first , shone on mee : And I am sad my zeale hath so offended . TRI. Let vs call on him , then . ANA. The motion 's good . And of the Spirit ; I will knock first : Peace be within . ACT. 3. SCENE . 2. SVBTLE . TRIBVLATION . ANANIAS . O Are you come ? 'T was time . Your threescore minutes Were at the last thred , you see , And , downe had gone Furnus acediae , Turris circulatorius , Lembeke , Bolts-head , Retort , and Pellicane Had all beene cinders . Wicked Ananias ! Art thou return'd ? Nay then it goes downe , yet . TRI. Sir , be appeased , Hee is come to humble Himselfe in Spirit , and to aske your patience , If too much zeale hath carried him , aside , From the due path . SVB. Why , this doth qualefie . TRI. The Brethren had no purpose , verely , To giue you the least greeuance : but are ready To lend their willing hands , to any proiect The Spirit , and you direct . SVB. This qualefies more . TRI. And , for the Orphanes goods , let them be valew'd , Or what is needfull , else , to the holy Worke , It shall be numbred : Here , by me , the Saints Throw downe their purse before you . SVB. This qualifies , most . Why , thus it should be , now you vnderstand . Haue I discours●d so vnto you , of our Stone ? And , of the good that it shall bring your cause ? Shew'd you ( beside the mayne of hiring forces Abroad , drawing the Hollanders , your friends , From the' Indies , to serue you , with all their Fleete ) That euen the med'cinall vse shall make you a faction , And party in the Realme . As , put the case , That some great Man , in stat● , he haue the Gout , Why you but send three droppes of your Elixir , You help him straight : There you haue made a Friend . Another has the Palsey , or the Dropsie , He takes of your incombustible stuffe , Hee 's yong againe : There you haue made a Friend . A Lady , that is past the feate of body , Though not of minde , and hath her face decay'd Beyond all cure of painting ; you restore With the Oyle of Tal●k : There you haue made a Friend . And all her friends . A Lord , that is a Leper , A Knight , that has the bone-ache , or a Squire That hath both these , you make 'hem smooth , and sound , With a bare fricace of your med'cine : Still , You increase your Friends . TRI. I , 't is very praegnant . SVB. And , then , the turning of this Lawyers pewter To plate , at Christ-masse . ANA. Christ-tide , I pray you . SVB. Yet , Ananias ? ANA. I haue done . SVB. Or changing His parcell guilt , to massy Gold. You cannot But raise you Friends . With all , to be of power To pay an armie , in the field ; to buy The King of France , out of his Realmes ; or Spaine , Out of his Indies : What can you not doe , Against Lords Spirituall , or Temporall , That shall oppone you ? TRI. Verely , 't is true . We may be temporall Lords , our selues , I take it . SVB. You may be any thing , and leaue of to make Long-winded exercises : or suck vp , Your ha , and hum , in a tune . I not deny , But such as are not graced , in a State , May , for their endes , be aduerse in Religion , And get a tune , to call the flocke together : For ( to say sooth ) a tune do's much , with women , And other phlegmatick people , It is your Bell. ANA. Bells are prophane , a tune may be religious . SVB. No warning with you ? Then , farewell my patience . 'Slight , it shall downe : I will not be thus tortur'd . TRI. I pray you , Sir. SVB. All shall perish . I haue spoke it . TRI. Let me finde grace , Sir , in your eyes ; The man He stands corrected : neither did his zeale ( But as your selfe ) allow a tune , some-where . Which , now , being to'ard the Stone , we shall not need . SVB. No , nor your holy vizard , to winne Widdowes To giue you Legacies ; or make zealous Wiues To rob their Husbands , for the common cause ; Nor take the start of Bandes , broke but one day , And say , they were forfeited , by prouidence . Nor shall you neede , ore night , to eate huge meales , To celebrate your next dayes fast the better : The whilst the Brethren , and the Sisters , humbled , Abate the stiffenesse of the flesh ; Nor cast Before your hungry hearers , scrupulous bones , As whether a Christian may hawke , or hunt ; Or whether , Matrons , of the holy Assembly , May lay their haire out , or weare doublets , Or haue that Idol Starch , about their linnen . ANA. It is indeed an Idoll TRI. Minde him not , Sir. I doe command thee , Spirit ( of zeale , but trouble ) To peace within him . Pray you Sir , goe on . SVB. Nor shall you need to libell 'gainst the Prelates , And shorten so your eares , against the hearing Of the next wire-drawne Grace . Nor , of necessitie , Rayle against playes , to please the Alderman , Whose dayly Custard you deuoure Nor lie With zealous rage , till you are hoarse . Not one Of these so singular artes . Nor call your selues , By names of Tribulation , Persecution , Restraint , Long-Patience , and such like , affected By the whole Family , or Wood of you , Onely for glory , and to catch the eare Of the Disciple . TRI. Truely , Sir , they are Wayes , that the Godly Brethren haue inuented , For propagation of the holy cause , As very notable meanes ; and whereby , also , Themselues grow soone , and profitably famous . SVB. O , but the Stone , all 's idle to'it ! nothing ! The art of Angels , Natures miracle , The diuine secret , that doth flye in clouds , From East to West : and whose Tradition Is not from men but spirits . ANA. I hate Traditions . I doe not trust ' hem . TRI. Peace . ANA. They are Popish , all . I will not peace . I will not — TRI. Ananias . ANA. Please the prophane , to greeue the godly . I may not . SVB. Well , Ananias , thou shalt ouercome . TRI. It is an ignorant zeale , that haunts him , Sir. But truely , else , a very faithfull Brother ; A Botcher : and a man , by reuelation , That hath a competent knowledge of the Truth . SVB. Has he a competent summe , there , i' the bagg , To buy the goods , within ? I am made Guardian , And must , for Charitie , and Conscience sake , Now , see the most be made , for my poore Orphane . Though I desire the Brethren , too , good Gayners . There , they are , within . When you haue view'd , & bought 'hem , And tane the Inuentory of what they are , They' are ready for ●roiection ; there 's no more To doe ; Cast on the med'cine : So much Siluer As there is Tinne there , so much Gold as Brasse , I 'll gi' it you in , by waight . TRI. But how long time , Sir , must the Saints expect , yet ? SVB. Let me see , How 's the Moone , now ? Eight , nine , ten dayes hence He will be Siluer potate ; then , three dayes , Before he citronise : some fifteene dayes , The Magisterium will be perfected . ANA. About the second day , of the third weeke , In the ninth Month ? SVB. Yes my good Ananias . TRI. What will the Orphanes goods arise to , thinke you ? SVB. Some hundred Markes ; as much as fill'd three Carres , Vnladed now : you shall make sixe millions of ' hem . But I must ha'more coales laid in . TRI. How ! SVB. Another load , And then we ha' finish'd . We must now encrease Our fire to Ignis ardens , we are past Fimus equinus , B●lnei , Cineris , And all those lenter heates . If the holy Purse Should , with this draught , fall low , and that the Saint● Doe need a present summe ; I haue trick To melt the Pewter , you shall buy now , instantly , And , with a tincture , make you as good ` Dutch Dollers , As any are in Holland TRI. Can you so ? SVB. I , and shall bide the third examination . ANA. It will be ioyfull tidings to the Brethren . SVB. But you must cary it , secret TRI. I , but stay This act of coyning , is it lawfull ? ANA. Lawfull ? We know no Magistrate Or , if we did , This 's forraine coyne . SVB. It is no coyning , Sir. It is but casting , TRI. Ha ? you distinguish well . Casting of money may be lawfull . ANA. 'T is , Sir. TRI. Truely , I take it so . SVB. There is no scruple Sir , to be made of it ; beleeue Ananias . This case of conscience he is studied in . TRI. I 'll make a question of it , to the Brethren . ANA. The Brethren shall approue it lawfull , doubt not . Where shall 't be done ? SVB. For that wee 'l talke , anone . There 's some to speake with me . Goe in , I pray you , And viewe the parcels . That 's the Inuentory . I 'll come to you straight . Who is it ? Face ? Appeare . ACT. 3. SCENE . 3. SVBTLE . FACE . DOL. HOw now ? Good prise ? FAC. Good poxe . Yon'd costiue Cheater Neuer came on . SVB. How then ? FAC. Iha ' walkd the round , Till now , and no such thing . SVB. And ha' you quit him ? FAC. Quit him ? and Hell would quit him too , he were happy . 'Slight would you haue me stalke like a Mill-Iade , All day , for one , that will not yeeld vs Graynes ? I know him of old . SVB. O , but to ha' gull'd him , Had beene a maystry . FAC. Let him goe , black Boy , And turne thee , that some fresh newes may possesse thee . A noble Count , a Don of Spaine ( my deare Delicious compeere , and my party-baud ) Who is come hether , priuate , for his Conscience , And brought munition with him , sixe great slopps , Bigger then three Dutch Hoighs , beside round trunkes , Furnish'd with Pistolets , and Peeces of eight , Will straight be here , my Rogue , to haue thy Bath That is the colour , and to make his battry Vpon our Dol , our Castle , our Cinque-Port , Our Douer Pire , our what thou wilt . Where is shee ? She must prepare perfumes , delicate linnen , The bath in chiefe , a banquet , and her wit , For she must feele his Epididimis . Where is the Doxie ? SVB. I 'll send her to thee : And but dispatch my brace of little Iohn Leydens , And come againe my selfe . FAC. Are they within then ? SVB. Numbring the summe . FAC. How much ? SVB. A hundred markes , boy , FAC. Why this 's a lucky day . Ten pounds of Mammon ? Three o' my Clearke . A Portague o' my Grocer . This o' the Brethren , beside Reuersions , And States , to come i' the Widdow , and my Count. My share , to day , will not be bought for forty — DOL. What ? FAC. Pounds , dainty Dorothee , art thou so neare ? DOL. Yes , say Lo : Generall , how fares ōur Campe ? FAC. As , with the few , that had entrench'd themselues Safe , by their discipline , against a world , Dol : And laugh'd , within those trenches , and grew fat With thinking on the booties , Dol , brought in Dayly , by their small parties . This deare hower , A doughty Don is taken , with my Doll ; And thou maist make his ransome , what thou wilt , My Dousabell : He shall be brought here , fetter'd With thy fayre lookes , before he see 's thee , and throwne In a Downe-bed , as darke as any Dungeon ; Where thou shalt keepe him waking , with thy Drum ; Thy Drum , my Dol ; thy Drum ; till he be tame As the poore Black-birds were i' the great frost , Or Bees are with a bason : and so hiue him I' the Swan-skin Couerlid , and cambrick Sheetes , Till he worke Honey , and Waxe , my little Gods-guift . DOL. What is he , Generall . FAC. An Adalantado , A Grande , Girle Was not my Dapper here , yet ? DOL. No. FAC. Nor my Drugger ? DOL. Neither . FAC. A poxe on 'hem , They are so long a furnishing . Such Stinkards Would not be seene , vpon these festiuall dayes . How now ! ha'you done ? SVB. Done. They are gone . The summe Is here in Banque , my Face . I would , we knew Another chapman , now , would buy 'hem outright . FAC. 'Slid , Nab shall doo 't , against he ha' the Widdow , To furnish houshould . SVB. Excellent well thought on , Pray God , he come . FAC. I pray , he keepe away Till our new businesse be o're-past . SVB. But , Face , How cam'st thou , by this secret Don ? A Spirit Brought me th' intelligence , in a paper , here , As I was coniuring , yonder , in my Circle For Surly : I ha' my Flies abroad . Your Bath Is famous Subtle , by my meanes . Sweet Doll , You must goe tune your Virginall , no loosing O' the least time . And , doe you heare ? good action . Firke like a Flounder , kisse like a Scallop , close ; And tickle him with thy Mother-tongue . His great Verdugo-ship has not a iot of language : So much the easier to be cossin'd , my Dolly . He will come here , in a hir'd Coach , obscure , And our owne Coachman , whom I haue sent , as Guide , No creature else . Who 's that ? SVB. It i'not he ? FAC. O no , not yet this hower . SVB. Who is 't ? DOL. Dapper , Your Clearke . FAC. Gods will , then , Queene of Faerie , On with your tire ; and , Doctor , with your robes . Lett 's vs dispatch him , for Gods sake . SVB. 'T will be long . FAC. I warrant you , take but the QQ s I giue you , It shall be briefe inough , 'Slight , here are more . Abel , and I thinke , the angry Boy , the Heyre , That fame would quarrell . SVB. And the Widdow ? FAC. No , Not that I see . Away . O Sir , you are welcome . ACT. 3. SCENE . 4. FACE . DAPPER . DRVGGER . KASTRIL . THe Doctor is within , a mouing for you ; I haue had the most adoe to winne him to it ; He sweares , you 'll be the Dearling o' the Dice : He neuer heard her Highnes doate , till now . Your Aunt has gi●'n you the most gracious words , That can be thought on . DAP. Shall I see her Grace ? FAC. See her , and kisse her too . What ? honest Nab ! Ha'st brought the Damaske ? Nab. No Sir , here 's Tobacco . FAC. 'T is Well done . Thou 'lt bring the Damasketoo ? DRV. Yes , here 's the Gentleman , Captaine , Mr. Kastrill , I haue brought to see the Doctor . FAC. Where 's the Widdow ? DRV. Sir , as he likes , his Sister ( he sayes ) shall come . FAC. O , is it so ? Good time . Is your name Kastrill , Sir ? KAS. I , and the best o' the Kastrills , I 'lld be sory else , By fifteene hundred , a yeare Where is this Doctor ? My mad Tobacco-Boy , here , tells me of one , That can doe things . Has he any skill ? FAC. Wherein , Sir ? KAS. To cary a business , manage a Quarrell , fayrely , Vpon fit termes . FAC. It seemes Sir , yo' are but yong About the towne , that can make that a question . KAS. Sir , not so yong , but I haue heard some speech Of the angry Boyes , and seene'hem take Tobacco ; And in his shop : and I can take it too . And I would faine be one of 'hem , and goe downe And practise i' the countrey . FAC. Sir , for the Duello , The Doctor , I assure you , shall informe you , To the least shadow of a hayre : and shew you , An Instrument he has , of his owne making , Wherewith , no sooner shall you make report Of any Quarrell , but he will take the Height on 't , Most instantly ; and tell in what Degree , Of saf'ty it lies in , or mortalitie . And , how it may be borne , whether in a right line , Or a halfe-circle ; or may , else , be cast Into an angle blunt , if not acute : All this he will demonstrate . And then , Rules , To giue , and take the Lie , by . KAS. How ? to take it ? FAC. Yes , in oblique , hee 'll shew you ; or in circle : But neuer in diameter . The whole Towne Study his Theoremes , and dispute them , ordinarily . At the eating Academies . KAS. But , dos he teach Liuing , by the Witts , too ? FAC. Any thing , what euer . You cannot thinke that subtilty , but he reades it . He made me a Captaine ; I was a starke Pimpe , Iusto'your standing , 'fore I met with him : It i'not two months since . I 'll tell you his method . First , Hee will enter you , at some Ordinarie . KAS. No , I 'll not come there . You shall pardon me . FAC. For why , Sir ? KAS. There 's gaming there , and tricks . FAC. Why , would you be A Gallant , and not game ? KAS. I , 't will spend a man. FAC. Spend you ? It will repayre you , when you are spent . How doe they liue by their wits , there , that haue vented Sixe times your fortunes ? KAS. What , three thousand a yeare ? FAC. I , forty thousand . KAS. Are there such ? FAC. I Sir. And Gallants , yet . Here 's a yong Gentleman , Is borne to nothing , forty markes a yeare , Which I count nothing . H 'is to be initiated , And haue a Flye o' the Doctor . He will winne you By vnresistable luck , within this fortnight , Inough to buy a Baronry . They will set him Vpmost , at the Groome-Porters , all the Christmasse . And , for the whole yeare through , at euery place , Where there is play , present him with the Chayre , The best attendance , the best drinke , sometimes Two glasses of Canarie , and pay nothing ; The purest linnen , and the sharpest knife , The Partrich next his trencher : and , somewhere , The dainty bed , in priuate , with the Dainty . You shall ha'your Ordinaries bid for him , As Play-houses for a ` Poet● ; and the Master Pray him , aloud , to name what Dish he affects , Which must be butterd Shrimpes : and those , that drinke To no mouth else , will drinke to his , as being The goodly President-Mouth of all the boord . KAS. Doe you not gull one ? FAC. God's my life ! Doe you thinke it ? You shall haue a cast Commander , can but get In credit with a Glouer , or a Spurrier , For some two payre , of eythers ware , afore-hand , Will , by most swift posts , dealing with him , Arriue at competent meanes , to keepe himselfe , His Punke , and naked Boy , in excellent fashion . And be admir'd for 't . KAS. Will the Doctor teach this ? FAC. He will doe more , Sir , when your Land is gone , ( As men of Spirit hate to keepe earth long ) In a Vacation , when small money is stirring , And Ordinaries suspended till the Tearme , Hee 'll shew a Perspectiue , where on one side You shall behold the faces , and the persons Of all sufficient yong Heyres , in towne , Whose bonds are currant for commoditie ; On th' other side , the Merchants formes , and others , That , without help of any second Broker , ( Who would expect a share ) will trust such parcells : In the third square , the very streete , and signe Where the Commoditie dwels , and do's but wait To be deliuer'd , be it Pepper , Sope , Hopps , or Tobacco , Ote-meale , Woad , or Cheeses . All which you may so handle , to enioy , To your owne vse , and neuer stand oblig'd . KAS. I faith ! Is he such a fellow ? FAC. Why , Nab here knowes him . And then for making matches , for rich Widdowes , Yong Gentlewomen , Heyres , the fortunat'st Man ! Hee 's sent too farre , and neare , all ouer England To haue his counsell , and to know their Fortunes . KAS. Gods will , my Suster shall see him . FAC. I 'll tell you , Sir , What he did tell me of Nab. It 's a strange thing , ( By the way you must eate no Cheese , Nab , it breedes Melancholy : And that same Melancholy breedes wormes ) but passe it , He told me honest Nab , here , was ne'er at Tauerne , But once in 's life . DRV. Truth , and no more I was not . FAC. And , then he was so sick — DRV. Could he tell you that , too ? FAC. How should I know it ? DRV. In troth wee had beene a shooting , And had a peece of fat Ram-Mutton , to supper , That lay so heauy o' my stomack — FAC. And he has no head To beare any Wine ; for , what with the noyse o' the Fiddlers , And care of his shop , for he dares keepe no Seruants — DRV. My head did so ake — FAC. As he was faine to be brought home , The Doctor told me . And then a good Old Woman — DRV. ( Yes faith she dwels in Seacoale-lane ) did cure me , With sodden Ale , and Pellitorie o' the Wall ; Cost me but two pence . I had another sicknesse , Was worse then that . FAC. I , that was with the griefe Thou took st for b●ing seast at eighteene pence , For the water-worke DRV. In truth , and it was like T' haue cost me almost my life . FAC Thy hayre went off ? DRV. Yes , Sir , t was done for spight FAC. Nay , so sayes the Doctor . KAS. Pray thee Tobacco-Boy , Goe fetch my Suster , I 'll see this learned Boy , before I goe : And so shall ●he . FAC. Sir , he is bu●e now : But , if you haue a Sister to fetch 〈◊〉 , Perhaps , your owne paines may command her sooner ; And he , by that time , will be free . 〈◊〉 . I goe , Sir. FAC. Drugger , shee 's thine ; the Damas●e . Subtle , and I Must wrastle for her . Come on , Mr. Dapper . You see , how I turne Clients , here , away , To giue your cause dispatch . Ha'you perform'd The ceremonies were inioyn'd you ? DAP. Yes , o' the Vinegar , And the cleane shirt . FAC. 'T is well : that shirt may doe you More Worship then you thinke . Your Aunt 's a fire But that she will not shew it , t' haue a sight on you . Ha' you prouided for her Graces Seruants ? DAP. Yes here are six-score Edward shillings . FAC Good. DAP. And an old Harry's Soueraigne . FAC. Very good . DAP. And three Iames shillings , and an Elizabeth groat , Iust twenty nobles . FAC. O , you are too iust . I would you had had the other Noble in Mari●s . DAP. I haue some Philip and Maries . FAC I those same Are best of all . Where are they ? Hearke , the Doctor . ACT. 3. SCENE . 5. SVBTLE . FACE . DAPPER . DOL. IS yet her Graces Cossen come ? FAC. He is come . SVB. And is he fasting ? FAC. Yes . SVB. And hath cry'd Hum ? FAC. Thrise , you must answere . DAP. Thrise . SVB. And as oft Buz ? FAC. If you haue , say . DAP. I haue . SVB. Then , to her Cuz , Hoping , that he hath vinegard his senses , As he was bid , the Faery Queene dispenses , By me , this Robe , the Peticoate of Fortune ; Which that he straight put on , she doth importune . And though to Fortune neere be her Peticoate , Yet , nearer is her Smock , the Queene doth note : And , therefore , euen of that a piece she hath sent , Which , being a Child , to wrap him in , was rent ; And prayes him , for a scarfe , he now will weare it ( With as much loue , as then her Grace did teare it ) About his eyes to shew , he is fortunate . And , trusting vnto her to make his State , Hee 'll throw away all worldly pelfe , about him ; Which that hee will performe , she doth not doubt him . FAC. She need not doubt him , Sir Alasse , he has nothing , But what he will part withall , as willingly , Vpon her Graces word ( Throw away your purse ) As she would aske it , ( hand-kerchiefes , and all ) She cannot bid that thing , but hee 'll obay . If you haue a Ring , about you , cast it off , Or a siluer seale , at your wrist , her Grace will send Her Faeries here to search you , therefore deale Directly with her Highnesse . If they finde That you conceale a mite , you are vndone . DAP. Truely ther 's all FAC. All what ? DAP. My money , truly . FAC. Keepe nothing , that is transitorie , about you , Bid 〈◊〉 play musique . Looke , the 〈◊〉 are come To pinch you , if you tell not truth . Aduise you . DAP. O , I haue a paper with a Spur-riall in 't . FAC. Ti , ti , They knew 't , they say . SVB. Ti , ti , ti , ti , he has more yet . FAC. Ti , ti ti ti . I' the tother pocket ? SVB. Titi , titi , titi , titi . They must pinch him , or he will neuer confesse , they say . DAP. O , o. FAC. Nay , pray you hold . Hee is her Graces Nephew . Ti ti ti ? What care you ? Good faith , you shall care . Deale plainely , Sir , and shame the Faeries . Shew You are an Innocent . DAP. By this good light , I ha'nothing , SVB. Ti ti , ti ti to ta . He dos aequiuocate , she sayes : Ti , ti do ti , ti ti do , ti da. And sweares by the light , when he is blinded . DAP. By this good darke , I ha' nothing but a halfe-Crowne Of Gold , about my wrist , that my Loue gaue me ; And a leaden Heart I wore , sin' she forsooke me . FAC. I thought , 't was something . And , would you incurre Your Aunts displeasure for these trifles ? Come I had rather you had throwne away twenty halfe-crownes . You may weare your leaden Heart still . How now ? SVB. What newes , Dol ? DOL. Yonder 's your Knight , Sir Mammon . FAC. Gods lid , We neuer thought of him , till now . Where is hee ? DOL. Here , hard by . H 'is at the doore . SVB. And , you are not ready , now ? Dol , get his suite . He must not be sent back . FAC. O by no meanes . What shall we doe with this same Puffin , here , Now hee 's o' the Spit ? SVB. Why lay him backe a while , With some deuise , Ti , ti ti , ti ti ti . Would her Grace speake with me ? I come . Help Dol. FAC. Who 's there ? Sir Epicure ; My Master 's i' the way . Please you to walke Three or foure turnes , but till his back be turn'd , And I am for you . Quickly , Dol. SVB. Her Grace Commends her kindly to you , Mr. Dapper . DAP. I long to see her Grace . SVB. She , now , is set At Dinner , in her bed ; and she has sent you , From her owne priuate trencher , a dead Mouse , And a piece of Ginger-bread , to be mery withall , And stay your stomacke , least you faint with fasting . Yet , if you could hold out , till she saw you , she sayes , It would be better for you . FAC. Sir , He shall Hold out , and 't were this two howers , for her Highnes ; I can assure you that . We will not loose All we ha' done . SVB. He must nor see , nor speake To any body , till then . FAC. For that , we 'll put Sir , A stay in ' is mouth . SVB. Of what ? FAC. Of Ginger-bread . Make you it fit . He that hath pleas'd her Grace , Thus farre , shall not now crinckle , for a little . Gape Sir , and let him fit you . SVB. Where shall we now Bestow him ? DOL. I' the Priuy . SVB. Come along , Sir I now must shew you Fortunes priuy lodgings . FAC. Are they perfum'd ? and his bath ready ? SVB. All. Onely the Fumigation's somewhat strong . FAC. Sir Epicure , , I am yours , Sir , by and by . ACT. 4. SCENE . 1. FACE . MAMMON . DOL. O Sir , yo' are come i' the onely , finest time — MAM. Where 's Master ? FAC. Now preparing for proiection , Sir. Your stuffe will b' all chang'd shortly . MAM. Into Gold ? FAC. To Gold , and Siluer , Sir. MAM. Siluer I care not for . FAC. Yes , Sir , a little to giue Beggars . MAM. Where 's the Lady ? FAC. At hand , here . I ha' told her such braue things , on you , Touching your bounty & your noble Spirit MAM. Hast thou ? FAC. As she is almost in her fit to see you . But , good Sir , no Diuinitie i' your conference For feare of putting her in rage . MAM. I warrant thee . FAC. Sixe men will not hold her downe . And , then If the Old man should heare , or see you . MAM. Feare not . FAC. The very House , Sir , would runne madd . You know it How scrupulous he is , and violent , 'Gainst the least act of sinne . Physick , or Mathematiques , Poetry , State , or Baudry ( as I told you ) She will endure and neuer startle ; But No word of Controuer●ie . MAM. I am school'd , good Lungs . FAC. And you must praise her House , remember that , And her Nob● MAM. Let me , aloue : No He●ld , no nor A●tiquarie , Lu●gs , Shall doe it better . Goe FAC. Why this is yet A kinde of 〈◊〉 , to haue Dol●ommon for a great Lady . MAM. Now , Epicure , Heighten thy selfe , talke to her , all in Gold ; Rayne her as many showers as Ioue did dropps Vnto his 〈◊〉 , : Shew the God a Mis●r , Compa'rd with Mammon , What ? the Stone will do 't . She shall feele Gold , tast Gold , heare Gold , sleepe Gold : Nay , we will concumbere Gold. I will be puissant , And mighty in my talke to her . Here she comes . FAC. To him , Dol , suckle him . This is the noble Knight , I told your Ladiship . MAM. Madame , with your pardon , I kisse your vesture . DOL Sir , I were vnciuill If I would suffer that , my lip to you Sir. MAM. I hope , my Lord your Brother be in health , Lady ? DOL. My Lord , my Brother is , though I no Lady , Sir. FAC. Well said my Guiny - 〈◊〉 MAM. Right noble Madam — FAC. O , we shall haue most fierce Idolatry ! MAM. 'T is your Pr●rogatiue . DOL. Rather your Courtesie . MAM. Were there nought else t' inlarge your vertues , to me , These answeres speake your breeding , and your blood . DOL. Blood wee boast none , Sir , a poore Baron's Daughter . MAM. Poore , and gat you ? Prophane not , had your Father Slept all the happy remnant of his life After that act , 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 but there still , and panted , H 'had done inough to make himselfe , his issue , And his posteritie noble DOL. Sir , although We may besaid to 〈◊〉 the guilt , and trappings , The 〈◊〉 of 〈◊〉 ; yet we stri●e to keepe . The ●eedes , and the 〈◊〉 . MAM. I doe see The old 〈◊〉 , Vertue , was not lost , Nor the Drug , Money , vs'd to make your compound . There is a strange Nobilitie , i' your eye ; This lip , that chinne . Me thinkes you doe resemble One o' the Austr●ack Princes . FAC. Very like , Her Father was an Irish Coster-monger . MAM. The house of Valois , iust , had such a Nose ; And such a Fore-head , yet , the Medic● Of Floren● boast . DOL. Troth , and I haue beene lik'ned To all these Princ●s . FAC. I 'll be sworne , I heard it . MAM. I know not , how ; It is not any one , Butee'n the very choise of all their features . FAC. I 'll in , and laugh . MAM A certaine touch , or ayre , That 〈◊〉 a diu●itie , beyond An earthly beauty . DOL. O , you play the Courtier . MAM Good Lady gi'me leaue . DOL. In faith , I may not , To mock me , Sir. MAM. To burne i'th is sweet flame : The Phoe●x neuer knew a nobler death . DOL. Nay , now you court , the Courtier , and destroy What you would build . This Art Sir , i' your words Calls your whole faith in question MAM. By my soule . — DOL. Na● Othes are made o' the same ayre , Sir. MAM. Nature Neuer bestow'd vpon mortalitie , A more vnblam'd , a more harmonious feature : She play'd the Step-dame in all faces , else . Sweet Madame , le' me be particular . DOL. Particular , Sir ? I pray you know your distance . MAM. In no ill sense , sweet Lady , but to aske How your fayre Graces passe the howers ? I see Yo' are lodg'd , here , i' the house of a rare man , An excellent Artist ; But , what 's that to you ? DOL. Yes , Sir. I study here the M●thematiques , And distillation . MAM. O , I cry your pardon . H 'is a Diuine Instructer , can extract The soules of all things , by his art , call all The vertues , and the miracles of the Sunne , Into a temperate fornace : teach dull Nature What her owne forces are . A man , the Emp'rour Has courted , aboue Kelley : sent his medalls , And chaines , t' invite him . DOL. I , and for his Physick , Sir. MAM. Aboue the art of Aesculapius , That drew the enuy of the Thunderer . I know all this , and more . DOL. Troth , I am taken , Sir , Whole , with these studies , that contemplate Nature : MAM. It is a noble Humor . But , this forme Was not entended to so darke a vse . Had you beene crooked , foule , of some course mould , A Cloyster , had done well : but , such a feature That might stand vp the Glory of a Kingdome To liue recluse ? is a mere solaecisme , Though in a Nunnery . It must not be . I muse , my Lord your Brother will permit it : You should spend halfe my Land first , were I hee . Dos not this Diamant better , on my finger , Then i' the quarry ? DOL. Yes . MAM. Why you are like it . You were created , Lady , for light . Heare , You shall weare it ; take it , the first pledge Of what I speake : to binde you , to beleeue me . DOL. In chaines of Adamant ? MAM. Yes , the strongest bands : And take a secret , too . Here , by your side , Doth stand , this hower , the happiest man , of Europe . DOL. You are contented , Sir ? MAM. Nay , in true being : The enuy of Princes , and the feare of States . DOL. Say you so , Sir Epicure ? MAM. Yes , and thou shalt proue it , Daughter of Honor. I haue cast mine eye Vpon thy forme , and I will reare this beauty . Aboue all Stiles . DOL. You meane no treason , Sir ? MAM. No , I will take away that iealousie . I am the Lord , of the Philosophers Stone , And thou the Lady . DOL. How Sir , ha' you that ? MAM. I am the Master of the Maistry . This day , the good Old wretch , here , o' the house Has made it for vs. Now , hee 's at proiection . Thinke therefore , thy first wish , now ; Let me heare it : And it shall raine into thy lap , no shower , But floods of Gold , whole cataracts , a deluge , To get a Nation on thee . DOL. You are pleas'd , Sir , To worke on the ambition of our sexe . MAM. I 'am pleas'd , the Glory of her sexe should know , This nooke , here , of the Friers , is no climate For her , to liue obscurely in , to learne Physick and Surgery , for the Constables wife Of some odde Hundred in Essex ; but come forth , And tast the ayre of Palaces , eate , drinke The toyles of Empricks , and their boasted practise : Tincture of Pearle , and Corall , Gold , and Amber ; Be seene at Feasts , and Triumphs ; haue it ask'd , What Miracle she is ? set all the Eyes Of Court a fire , like a burning Glasse , And worke 'hem into cinders ; when the iewels Of twenty States adorne thee ; and the light Strikes out the Starres ; that , when thy name is mention'd , Queenes may looke pale : and , we , but shewing our loue , Nero's Poppaea may be lost in story . Thus will we haue it . DOL. I could well consent , Sir. But , in a Monarchy , how will this be ? The Prince will soone take notice , and both seize You , and your Stone , it being a wealth vnfit For any priuate subiect MAM. If he knew it . DOL. Your selfe do boast it , Sir. MAM. To thee , my Life . DOL. O , but beware , Sir. You may come to end The remnant of your dayes , in a loth'd prison , By speaking of it . MAM. 'T is no idle feare . Wee 'll therefore goe with all , my Girle , and liue In a free State , where wee will eate our Mullets , Sous'd in high-countrey Wines , sup Phesants egges , And haue our Cockles , boyld in Siluer shells , Our Shrimpes to swim again as when they liu'd , In a rare butter , made of Dolphins milke , Whose creame do's looke like Opalls : And , with these Delicate meates , set our selues high for pleasure ; And take vs downe againe ; and then renew Our youth , and strength , with drinking the Elixir : And so enioy a perpetuitie Of life , and lust . And thou shalt ha' thy Wardrobe , Richer then Natures , still , to change thy selfe , And vary oftner , for thy pride , then shee : Or Act , her wise , and almost-aequall seruant . FAC. Sir , you are too loud . I heare you , euery word , Into the Laboratory : some fitter place , The Garden , or great Chamber aboue . How like you her ? MAM. Excellent , Lungs . There 's for thee . FAC. But , doe you heare ? Good Sir beware , no mention of the Rabbines . MAM. We thinke not on ' hem . FAC. O , it is well , Sir. Subtle — ACT. 4. SCENE . 2. FACE . SVBTLE . KASTRIL . DAME PLIANT . DOst thou not laugh ? SVB. Yes . Are they gone ? FAC. All 's cleare . SVB. The Widdow is come . FAC. And your quarrelling Disciple ? SVB. I. FAC. I must to my Captaine-ship againe , then . SVB. Stay , Bring 'hem in , first . FAC. So I meant . What is she ? A Bony-Bell ? ? SVB. I know not . FAC. We 'll draw lotts , You 'll stand to that ? SVB. What else ? FAC. O , for a suite , To fall now , like a Curtine : Flap . SVB. To th' dore , man. FAC. You 'll ha' the first kisse , 'cause I am not ready . SVB. Yes , and perhaps hit you through both the nostrills . FAC. Who would you speake with ? KAS. Where 's the Captaine ? FAC. Gone , Sir , About some busines . KAS. Gone ? FAC. Hee 'l returne straight . But Mr. Doctor , his Lieutenant , is here . SVB. Come nere , my Worshipfull Boy , my Terr● Fili , That is , my Boy of Land ; Make thy approches : Welcome , I know thy lusts , and thy desires , And I will serue , and satisfie ' hem . Beginne . Charge me from thence , or thence , or in this line ; Here is my Center : Ground thy Quarrell . KAS. You lie . SVB. How , Child of wrath , and anger ! The loud lie ? For what , my so daine Boy ? KAS. Nay , that looke you too ; I am afore-hand . SVB. O , this 's no true Grammar , And as ill Logick . You must render causes , Child , Your first , and second Intentions , know your Canons , And your Diuisions , Moodes , Degrees , and Differences , Your Praedicaments , Substance , and Accident , Series externe , and interne , with their causes Efficient , 〈◊〉 , formall , finall , And ha' your el●ments perfect . KAS. What is this The angry tongue he talkes in ? SVB. That false praecept , Of being aforehand , has deceiu'd a number ; And made 'hem enter Quarrells , oftentimes , Before they were aware : and afterward . Against their w●lls . KAS. How must I doe then , Sir ? SVB. I cry this Lady mercy . She should , first , Haue been saluted . I doe call you Lady , Because you are to be one , ere 't be long , My soft , and buxome Widdow . KAS. Is she , i-faith ? SVB. Yes , or my art is an egregio is liar . KAS. How know you ? SVB. By inspection , on her forehead ; An● subtiltie of her lip , which must be tasted Often , to make a ●udgement 'Slight , she melts Like a Myrobalane ! Here is , yet , a line In 〈◊〉 frontis , tels me , he is no Knight . PLI. What is he then , Sir ? SVB. Let me see your Hand . O , your Linea F●rtunae makes it plaine ; And 〈◊〉 , here , in Monte veneris : But , most of all , I●ctura annularis . He is a Souldier , or a Man of Art , Lady : But shall haue some great honour , shortly . PLI. Brother , He 's a rare man , beleeue me . KAS. Hold your peace . Here comes the tother rare man. ' Saue you Captayne . FAC Good Mr. Kastril . Is this your Sister ? KAS. I Sir. Please you to kusse her , and be proud to know her ? FAC. I shall be proud to know you , Lady . PLI. Brother , He calls me Lady , too . KAS. I , peace . I , heard it . FAC The Count is come . SVB. Where is he ? FAC. At the dore . SVB. Why , you must entertaine him . FAC. What●ll you doe With these the while ? SVB. Why haue 'hem vp , and shew'hem Some Fustian Booke , or the Darke Glasse . FAC. 'Fore God , She is a delicate Dab chick ! I must haue her . SVB. Must , you ? I , if your fortune will , you must . Come Sir , the Captaine will come to vs presently . I 'll ha'you to my Chamber of Demonstrations , Where I 'll shew you both the Grammar , and Logick , And 〈◊〉 of Quarrelling , my whole method , Drawne out in Tables , and my Instrument , That hath the seuerall Sca●e vpon 't , shall make you Able to quarrell , at a strawes breadth , by Moone-light . And , Lady , I 'll haue you looke in a Glasse , Some halfe an hower , but to cleare your eye-sight , Against you see your Fortune , which is greater , Then I may iudge vpon the sodaine , trust mee . ACT. 4. SCENE . 3. FACE . SVBTLE . SVRLY . VVHere are you , Doctor ? SVB. I 'll come to you presently . FAC. I will ha' this same Widdow , now I ha' seene her , On any composition . SVB. . What doe you say ? FAC. Ha' you dispos'd of them ? SVB. I ha' sent 'hem vp . FAC Subtle , in troth . I needs must haue this Widdow . SVB. Is that the matter ? FAC. Nay , but heare me . SVB. Goe to If you rebell once , Dol shall know it all . Therefore , be quiet , and obey your chance . FAC. Nay , thou a●t so violent now . Do but conceiue , Thou art old , and canst not serue — SVB. Who , cannot I ? 'Sblood , I will serue her with thee , for a — FAC. Nay , But vnderstand : I 'll giue you composition . SVB. I will not treat with thee : what , sell my Fortune ? 'T is better then my Birth-right . Doe not murmure . Winne her , and carry her . If you grumble , Dol Knowes it directly . FAC. Well Sir , I am silent . Will you goe help , to fetch in Don , in state ? SVB. I follow you Sir , we must keepe Face in awe , Or he will ouer-looke vs like a Tyranne . Braine of a Taylor ! Who comes here ? Don Ion● SVR. Sennores , beso las manos , à vuestras mercedes . SVB. Would you had stoup'd a little , and kist our an●s . FAC. Peace Subtle . SVB. Stab me ; I shall neuer hold , man. He lookes in that deepe Ruffe , like a Head in a platter , Seru'd in by a short Cloke vpon two tressils . FAC. Or , what doe you say to a Collar of Brawne , cut downe Beneath the Souse , and wriggled with a knife ? SVB. ' Slud , he do's looke too fat to be a Spaniard . FAC. Perhaps some Fleming , or some Hollander got him In D'alua's time : Count Egmonts Bastard . SVB. Don , Your sciruy , yellow Madril face is welcome . SVR. Gratia. SVB. He speakes , out of a Fortification . 'Pray God , He ha' no squibs in those deepe sets . SVR. Por dios , Sennores , muy linda Casa ! SVB. What sayes he ? FAC. Praises the house , I thinke , I know no more But 's action . SVB. Yes , the Casa , My precious Diego , will proue fayre inough , To cossen you in . Doe you marke ? you shall Be cossened , Diego . FAC. Cossened , doe you see ? My worthy Donzel , Cossened . SVR. Ent●endo . SVB. Do you intend it ? So doe we deare Don. Haue you brought Pistolets ? or Portagues ? My solemne D●n ? Dost thou feele any ? FAC. Full. SVB. You shall be emptied , Don ; pumped , and drawne , Dry , as they say . FAC. Milked , in troth , sweet Don. SVB. See all the Monsters ; the great Lion of all , Don. SVR. Con licencia , se puede ver à esta Sennorà ? SVB. What talkes he now ? FAC. O' the Sennora . SVB. O , Don , That is the Lionesse , which you shall see Also● my Don. FAC. 'Slid , Subtle , how shall we doe ? SVB. For what ? FAC. Why , Dol's employ'd , you know . SVB. That 's true . 'Fore heau'n I know not : He must stay , that 's all . FAC. Stay ? That he must not , by no meanes . SVB. No , Why ? FAC. Vnlesse you 'll marre all . 'Slight , Hee'li suspect it . And then he will not pay , not halfe so well . This is a trauell'd Punque-Master , and do's know All the delayes : a notable hot Raskall , And lookes , already , Rampant . SVB. S'death , and Mammon Must not be troubled . FAC. Mamm●n , in no case ! SVB. What shall we do then ? FAC Thinke : you must be sodaine . SVR. Entiendo , que la Sennora es tan her mosa , q● 〈◊〉 tan à ver la , como la bien 〈◊〉 de mi vida , FAC. Mi vida ? 'Slid , Sub●le , he puts me in mind o' the Widdow . What dost thou say to draw her 〈◊〉 Ha ? And tell her , it is her Fortune . All our venter Now lies vpon 't . It is but one man more . Which on 's chance to haue her . And beside , There is no Maiden head , to be fear'd , or lost . What dost thou thinke on 't , 〈◊〉 ? SVB. Who I ? Why — FAC. The Credit of our house 〈◊〉 is engag'd . SVB. You made me an offer for my share e're while . What wilt thou g● 〈◊〉 ? FAC. O , by that light , I le not buy now . You know your doome to me . E'en take your lot , obey your chance , Sir ; winne her , And weare her , out for me . SVB. ' Slight . I 'll not work her then . FAC. It is the common cause , therefore bethinke you . Dol else must know it , as you said . SVB. I care not . SVR. 〈◊〉 , p●r que se tàrdatànta ? SVB. Faith , I am not fit , I am old . FAC. That 's now no reason , Sir. SVR. Puede , ser , de haz●r burla de miamor . FAC. You heare the Don , too ? By this ayre , I call , And loose the hinges . ●ol . SVB. A plague of Hell — FAC. Will you then doe ? SVB. Yo' are a terrible Rogue , I le thinke of this : will you , Sir , call the Widdow ? FAC. Yes And ●le take her ●oo , with all her faults , Now , I doe thinke on 't better . SVB. With all my heart , Sir. Am I discharg'd o' the lot . FAC. As you please . SVB. Hands . FAC. Remember , now , that , vpon any change , You neuer claime her . SVB. Much good ioy , and health to'you Sir. Marry a Whore ? Fate , let me wed a Witch , first . SVR. Por estas 〈◊〉 barbas . SVB. He sweares by his beard . Dispatch , and call the Brother too . SVR. Tiengo dùd● , Sennores , Que no me hágan algunatraycion . SVB. How , Issue on ? Yes , praesto Sennor . Please you Entratha the 〈◊〉 , worthy Don ; Where if it please the F●tes , in your B●thada , You shall be ●ok'd , and strok'd , and tub'd , and rub'd , And scrub'd , and fub'd , deare Don , before you goe . You shall in faith , my sciruie Babion Don ; Be curried , claw'd , and flaw'd , and taw'd , indeed . I will the heartilier goe about it now , And make the Widdow a Punke , so much the sooner , To be reueng'd on this impetuous Face : The quickly doing of it is the grace . ACT. 4. SCENE . 4. FACE . KASTRIL . Da : PLIANT . SVBTLE . SVRLY . COme Lady : I knew , the Doctor would not leaue , Till he had found the very nick of her fortune . KAS. To be a Countesse say you ? FAC. A Spanish Countesse , Sir. PLI. Why ? is that better then an English Countesse ? FAC. Better ? 'Slight , make you that a question , Lady ? KAS. Nay , she is a foole , Captaine , you must pardon her . FAC. Aske from your Courtier , to your Innes of Court-man , To your mere Millaner ; They will tell you all Your Spanish Iennet is the best Horse . Your Spanish Stoupe is the best Garbe . Your Spanish Beard Is the best Cut. Your Spanish Ruff●s are the best Weare . Your Span 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 the best Daunce . Your Spanish 〈◊〉 in a Gloue The best Perfume . And , for your Spanish Pike , And Spanish Blade , let your poore Captaine speake . Here comes the Doctor . SVB. My most honor'd Lady , For so I am now to stile you , hauing found By this my scheme , you are to vndergoe An honourable fortune , very shortly . What will you say now , if some — FAC. I ha ' told her all , Sir. And her right worshipfull Brother , here , that she shall be A Countesse : doe not delay 'hem Sir. A Spanish Countesse . SVB. Still , my scarse Worshipfull Captaine , you can keepe No secret . Well , since he has told you , Madam , Doe you forgiue him , and I doe KAS. She shall doe that , Sir. I 'le looke to 't , 't is my charge SVB. Well then . Nought rests But that she fit her Loue , now , to her fortune . PLI. Truely , I shall neuer brooke a 〈◊〉 . SVB. No ? PLI Neuer , sin eighty e●t could I abide'hem . And that was some three yeare afore I was borne in truth . SVB. Come , you must loue him , or be miserable : Choose , which you will. FAC. By this good rush , perswade her , She will cry Straw-berrie else , within this twelue-month . SVB. Nay , Shads , and Mackr●ll , which is worse . FAC. Indeed , Sir ? KAS. Gods lid . you shall loue him , or I le kick you . PLI. Why ? I le doe as you will ha' me , Brother . KAS. Doe , Or by this hand I 'll maull you . FAC. Nay good Sir. Be not so fierce . SVB. No my enraged Child , She will be rul'd . What when she comes to tast The pleasures of a Countesse , to be courted — FAC. And kist , and ruffled — SVB. I , behind the hangings . FAC. And then come forth in pompe — SVB. And know her State — FAC. Of keeping all th' Idolaters o' the Chamber Barer to her , then at their prayers — SVB. Is seru'd Vpon the knee — FAC. And has her Pages , Huishers . Footmen , & Coaches — SVB. Her six Mares — FAC. Nay eight — SVB. To hurry her through London , to th' Exchange , Bet'lem , the China-Houses — FAC. Yes , and haue The Citizens gape at her , and praise her Tires , And My-Lords Goose turd bands , that rides with her . KAS. Most braue ! By this hand , you are not my Suster , If you refuse . PLI. I will not refuse , Brother . SVR. Que es èsto Se●ores , que non seve●ga ? Esta tardanza me mata ! FAC. It is the Count come . The Doctor knew he would be here , by his Art. SVB. En Gallanta Madama , Don ! Gallantissima ! SVR. Por todos los dioses , la mas acabada Hermosùra , que he visto en mivìda ! FAC. Is 't not a gallant language that they speake ? KAS. An admirable language ! Is 't not French ? FAC. No Spanish , Sir. KAS. It goes like Law-French , And that , they say , is the Court-liest language . FAC. List Sir. SVR. El Solha perdido su lumbre , con el Resplandor , que tràe esta dama. Valga me dio● ! FAC. He ' admires your Sister . KAS. Must not she make curtsy ? SVB. ' Ods will , she must goe to him , Man ; and kisse him : It is the Spanish fashion , for the women To make first court . FAC. 'T is true he tels you , Sir : His Art knowes all . SVR. Por que no se acùde ? KAS. He speakes to her , I thinke ? FAC. That he do's Sir. SVR. Por el amor de dios , que es esto , que se tàrda ? KAS. Nay , see : she will notvnderstand him . Gull. Noddy . PLI. What say you Brother ? KAS. Asse , my Suster , Goe kusse him , as the Cunning man would ha' you . I 'll thrust a pinne i' your buttocks else . FAC. O , no Sir. SVR. Sennora mia , mi persona muy indignaesta Alle gar àtànta Hermosura . FAC. Dos he not vse her brauely ? KAS. Brauely , i-faith ! FAC. Nay he will vse her better . KAS. Doe you thinke so ? SVR. Sennora , si sera seruida , entremus . KAS. Where do's he carry her ? FAC. Into the Garden , Sir , Take you no thought , I must interpret for her . SVB. Giue Dol the word . Come my fierce Child . Aduance , Wee 'll to our quarrelling Lesson againe . KAS. Agreed . I loue a Spanish Boy , with all my heart . SVB. Nay , and by this meanes , Sir , You shall be Brother To a great Count. KAS. I , I knew that , at first . This match will aduance the House of the Kastrils . SVB. 'Pray God your Sister proue but pliant . KAS. Why , Her name is so , by her other Husband . SVB. How ! KAS. The Widdow Pliant . Knew you not that ? SVB. No faith Sir. Yet by erection of her Figure , I gest it . Come , let 's goe practise . KAS. Yes , but doe you thinke , Doctor . I e'er shall quarrell well ? SVB. I warrant you . ACT. 4. SCENE . 5. DOL. MAMMON . FACE . SVBTLE . FOr after Alexanders death — MAM. Good Lady — DOL. That Perdiccas and Antigonus were slaine , The two that stood , Seleuc ' , and Ptolomee — MAM. Madame . DOL. Made vp the two legs , and the fourth Beast . That was Gog-North , and Egypt-South : which after Was call'd Gog Iron-leg , and South Iron-leg — MAM. Lady — DOL. And then Gog-horned . So was Aegypt , too ; Then Aegypt Clay-leg , and Gog Clay-leg — MAM. Sweet Madame . DOL. And last Gog-Dust , and Aegypt-Dust : which fall In the last linke of the fourth Chaine . And these Be Starres in Story , which none see , or looke at — MAM. What shall I doe ? DOL. For , as he sayes , except We call the Rabbines , and the Heathen Greekes — MAM. Deare Lady . DOL. To come from Salem , & from Athens , And teach the people of great Britaine — FAC. What 's the matter , Sir ? DOL. To speake the tongue of Eber , and Iauan — MAM. O , Sh 'is in her fit . DOL. We shall know nothing — FAC. Death , Sir , We are vndone . DOL. Where , then , a learned Linguist Shall see the antient vs'd communion Of Vowels , and Consonants — FAC. My Master will heare ! DOL. A Wisedome , which Pythagoras held most high — MAM. Sweet honorable Lady . DOL. To comprise All sounds of voices , in few markes of Letters — FAC. Nay you must neuer hope to lay her now . DOL. And so we may arriue by Talmud skill , And profane Greeke , to raise the building vp Of Helens house , against the Ismaelite , King of Thogarma , and his Habergions Brimstony , blew , and firy ; and the force Of King Abaddon , & the Beast of Cittim : Which Rabbi Dauid Kimchi , Onkelos , And Aben-Ezra doe interpret Rome . FAC. How did you put her into 't ? MAM. Alasse Of a fift Monarchy I would erect , Which the Philosophers stone ( ●y chance ) And Falls on the other foure straight . FAC. Out of 〈◊〉 I told you so . 'Slid stop her mouth . MAM Is 't FAC. She 'll neuer leaue else . If the old man hea VVe are but foeces , Ashes . SVB. VVhat 's to doe FAC. O , we are lost . Now she heares him , she 〈◊〉 MAM. Where shall I hide me ? SVB. How ! What sight is here ? Close deedes of Darknesse , and that shunne the light ! Bring him againe . Who is he ? What , my Sonne ? O , I haue liu'd too long . MAM. Nay good , deare Father , There was no'vnchast purpose . SVB. Not , and flee me , When I come in ? MAM. That was my Error . SVB. Error ? Guilt , guilt , my Sonne . Giue it the right Name . No maruaile , If I found check in our great Worke within , When such affayres as these were managing . MAM. Why , haue you so ? SVB. It has gone back this halfe houre : And all the rest of our lesse Workes stand still . Where is the Instrument of wickednesse , My lewd false Drudge ? MAM. Nay good Sir blame not him . Beleeue me , 't was against his Will , or Knowledge . I saw her by chance . SVB. Will you commit more sinne , T' excuse a Varlet ? MAM. By my hope , 't is true Sir. SVB Nay , then I wonder lesse , if you , for whom The blessing was prepar'd , would so tempt heauen : And loose your fortunes . MAM. Why Sir ? SVB. This will hinder The Worke , a Month at least . MAM. Why , if it doe , What remedie ? but thinke it not , good Father : Our purposes were honest . SVB. As they were , So the reward will proue . How now ! Aye me . God , and all Saints be good to vs. What 's that ? FAC. O Sir , we are defeated : all the Workes Are flowne in fumo . Euery Glasse is burst . Fornace , and all rent downe : as if a Bolt Of thunder had beene dri●en through the house . Retorts , Receiuers , Pellicanes , Bolt-heads , All strooke in shiuers . Help good Sir. Alasse , Coldnesse , and Death inuades him . Nay , Sir Mammon , Do the fayre offices of a man. You stand , As you were readier to depart , then he . Who 's there ? My Lord her Brother is come . MAM. Ha , Lungs ? FAC. His Coach is at the dore . Auoid his sight , For hee 's as furious , as his Sister is mad . MAM. Alasse ! FAC. My braine is quite vndone with the fume , Sir , I ne'er must hope to be mine owne man againe . MAM. Is all lost , Lungs ? Will nothing be preseru'd , Of all our cost ? FAC. Faith , very little , Sir. A peck of coales , or so , which is cold comfort , Sir. MAM. O my voluptuous minde ! I am iustly punish'd . FAC. And so am I , Sir. MAM. Cast from all my hopes — FAC. Nay , certainties Sir. MAM. By mine owne base affections . SVB. O the curst fruits of vice , and lust ! MAM. Good Father , It was my sinne . Forgiue it . SVB. Hangs my roofe Ouer vs still , and will not fall , O Iustice , Vpon vs , for this wicked man ! FAC. Nay , looke , Sir , You grieue him , now , with staying in his sight : Good Sir , the Noble man will come too , and take you , And that may breed a Tragedy . MAM. I 'll goe . FAC. I , and repent at home , Sir. It may be , For some good penance , you may ha' it , yet A hundred pound to the Boxe at Bet'lem . MAM. Yes . FAC. For the restoring such as ha' their wits . MAM. I 'll do 't . FAC. I le send one to you to receiue it . MAM. Doe . Is no Proiection left ? FAC. All flowne , or stinkes , Sir. MAM. Wil naught be sau'd , that 's good for med'cine , thinkst tho● ? FAC. I cannot tell Sir. There will be , perhaps , Something , about the scraping of the Shardes , Will cure the Itch , though not your itch of minde , Sir. It shall be sau'd for you , and sent home . Good Sir , This way , for feare the Lord should meet you . SVB. Face . FAC. I. SVB. Is he gone ? FAC. Yes , and as heauily As all the Gold he hop'd for , were in his bloud . Let vs be light , though . SVB. I , as Balls , and bound And hit our heads against the roofe for ioy . There 's so much of our care now cast away . FAC. Now to our Don. SVB. Yes , your yong Widdow , by this time Is made a Countesse , Face : Sh' has beene in trauaile Of a yong Heyre for you . FAC. Good , Sir. SVB. Off with your case , And greet her kindly , as a Bridegroome should . After these common hazards . FAC. Very well , Sir. Will you goe fetch Don Diego off the while ? SVB. And fetch him ouer too , if you 'll be pleas'd Sir : Would Dol were , in her place , to pick his pockets now . FAC. Why you can do it as well , if you would set to 't . I pray you proue your vertue . SVB. For your sake , Sir. ACT. 4. SCENE . 6. SVRLY . Da : PLIANT . SVBTLE . FACE . LAdy , you see into what hands , you are falne ; Mongst what a Nest of villaines ! and how neare Your honor was t' haue catch'd a certaine clap ( Through your credulitie ) had I but beene So punctually forward , as Place . Time , And other circumstance would ha' made a man. For yo' are a handsome woman : would yo' were wise , too . I am a Gentleman , come here disguis'd , Onely to finde the Knaueries of this Citadell , And where I might haue wrong'd your honor , and haue not , I claime some interest in your loue . You are , They say , a Widdow , rich : and I am a Bateheler , Worth naught . Your fortunes may make me a man , As mine ha' preseru'd you a woman . Thinke vpon it , And whether , I haue deseru'd you , or no. PLI. I will , Sir. SVR. And for these Houshold-Rogues , let me alone . To treat with them . SVB. How doth my noble Diego ? And my deare Madame , Countesse ? Hath the Count Beene courteous , Lady ? liberall ? and open ? Donzell , me thinkes you looke melancholike , After your Coitum , and scuruy ! True-ly , I doe not like the dulnesse of your eye : It hath a heauy cast , 't is vpsee Dutch , And say's you are a lumpish Whore-master . Be lighter , I will make your pockets so . SVR. Will you , Don Baud , and Pick-purse ? How now ? Reele you ? Stand vp Sir , you shall finde since I am so heauy , I 'll gi' you aequall weight . SVB. Help , Murder . SVR. No Sir. There 's no such thing intended . A good Cart , And a cleane Whip shall ease you of that feare . I am the Spanish Don , that should be cossened , Doe you see ? cossened . Where 's your Captaine Face ? That parcell-Broker , and whole-Baud , all Raskall . FAC. How , Surly ! SVR. O , make your approach , good Captaine . I'haue found , from whence your Copper Rings , and Spoones Come now , wherewith you cheate abroad in Tauernes . 'T was here , you learn'd t' annoint your boote with Brimstone , Then rub mens Gold on 't , for a kinde of touch , And say 't was naught , when you had chang'd the colour , That you might ha 't for nothing . And this Doctor , Your sooty , smoaky-bearded Compeere , He Will close you so much Gold , in a Bolts-head , And , on a turne , conuay ( i' the stead ) another With sublim'd Mercury , that shall burst i'●he heate , And flye out all in fumo . Then weepes Mammon . Then swounes his Worship . Or he is the Faustus , That casteth figures , and can coniure , cures Plague , Piles , and Poxe , by the Ephemerides , And holds intelligence , with all the Baudes , And Midwiues of three Shires . While you send in — Captaine , ( what is he gone ? ) Dam'sells with child , Wiues , that are barren , or , the waiting-Maide With the Greene-sicknesse . Nay Sir , you must tarry Though he be scap't ; and answere , by the eares , Sir. ACT. 4. SCENE . 7. FACE . KASTRIL . SVRLY , SVBTLE . DRVGGER . ANANIAS . Da : PLIANT . DOL. VVHy , now 's the time , if euer you will quarrell Well ( as they say ) and be a true-borne Child . The Doctor , and your Sister both are abus'd . KAS. Where is he ? Which is he ? He is a Slaue What ere he is , and the Sonne of a Whore. Are you The Man , Sir , I would know ? SVR. I should be loth , Sir , To confesse so much . KAS. Then you lie , i' your throte . SVR. How ? FAC. A very errant Rogue , Sir , and a Cheater , Employd here , by another Coniurer , That dos not loue the Doctor , and would crosse him If he knew how — SVR. Sir you are abus'd . KAS. You lie , And 't is no matter . FAC. Well said , Sir. He is The impudent'st Raskall — SVR. You are indeed . Will you heare me , Sir ? FAC. By no meanes . Bid him be gone . KAS. Be gone Sir , quickly . SVR. This 's strange ! Lady , doe you informe your Brother . FAC. There is not such a Foyst , in all the towne , The Doctor had him , presently : And findes , yet , The Spanish Count will come , here . Beare vp , Subtle . SVB. Yes Sir , he must appeare , within this hower . FAC. And yet this Rogue , would come , in a disguise , By the temptation of another Spirit , To trouble our Art , though he could not hurt it . KAS. I , I know — Away , you talke like a foolish Mauther . SVR. Sir , all is truth , she says . FAC. Doe not beleeue him , Sir : He is the lying'st Swabber . Come your wayes , Sir. SVR. You are valiant out of Company . KAS. Yes , how then Sir ? FAC. Nay , here 's an honest fellow too , that knowes him , And all his tricks . Make good what I say , Abel , This Cheater would ha' cossen'd thee o' the Widdow . He owes this honest Drugger , here , seuen pound , He has had on him , in two-peny'orths of Tabacco . DRV. Yes Sir. And he hath damn'd himselfe three termes , to pay me . FAC. And what do's he owe for Lotium ? DRV. Thirty shillings , Sir : And for six Syringes . SVR. Hydra of villany ! FAC. Nay , Sir you must quarrell him out o' the house . KAS. I will. Sir , if you get not out o' doores , you lie , And you are a Pimpe . SVR. Why this is madnesse , Sir , Not valure in you : I must laugh at this . KAS. It is my humor : you are a Pimpe , and a Trig , And an Amadis de Gaule , or a Don Quixote . DRV. Or a Knight o' the curious coxcombe . Doe you see ? ANA. Peace to the Houshold . KAS. I le keepe peace , for no man. ANA. Casting of Dollers is concluded lawfull . KAS. Is he the Constable ? SVB. Peace Ananias . FAC. No , Sir. KAS. Then you are an Otter , and a Shad , a Whit , A very Tim. SVR. You 'll heare me Sir ? KAS. I will not . ANA. What is the Motiue . SVB. Zeale , in the yong Gentleman , Against his Spanish slops . ANA. They are profane , Leud , superstitious , and idolatrous Breeches . SVR. New Raskals ! KAS. Will you be gone , Sir ? ANA. Auoid Sathan , Thou art not of the light . That Ruffe of pride , About thy neck , betrayes thee : ' and is the same With that , which the vncleane Birds , in seuenty-seuen , Were seene to pranke it with , on diuers coasts . Thou look'st like Antichrist , in that leud hat . SVR. I must giue way . KAS. Be gone Sir. SVR. But I le take A course with you — ANA. Depart , proud Spanish Fiend . SVR. Captaine , and Doctor . ANA. Child of perdition . KAS. Hence Sir. Did I not quarrell brauely ? FAC. Yes indeed Sir. KAS. Nay and I giue my minde to 't , I shall do 't , FAC. O you must follow Sir , and threaten him tame . Hee 'll turne againe else . KAS. I 'll re-turne him , then . FAC. Drugger , this Rogue preuented vs , for thee : We ' had determin'd , that thou shouldst ha' come , In a Spanish sute , and ha' carried her so ; and he A Brokerly slaue , goes , puts it on himselfe . Hast brought the Damask ? DRV. Yes Sir. FAC. Thou must borrow , A Spanish suite . Hast thou no credit with the Players ? DRV. Yes Sir , did you neuer see me play the Poole ? FAC. I know not Nab. Thou shalt , if I can help it . Hieronimo's old Cloke , Ruffe , and Hat will serue : I le tell thee more , when thou bringst ' hem . ANA. Sir , I know The Spaniard hates the Brethren , and hath Spies Vpon their Actions : And that this was one I make no scruple . But the holy Synode Haue beene in prayer , and meditation , for it . And 't is reueald no lesse , to them , then mee , That casting of Money is most lawfull . SVB. True. But here , I cannot doe it ; if the House Should chance to be suspected , all would out . And we be lock'd vp , in the Tower , for euer , To make Gold there : ( for th' state ) neuer come out . And , then , are you defeated . ANA. I will tell This to the Elders , and the weaker Brethren , That the whole Company of the Separation May ioyne in humble prayer againe , ( SVB. And fasting . ) ANA. Yea , for some fitter place . The Peace of minde Rest with these walles . SVB. Thankes , courteous Ananias . FAC. What did he come for ? SVB. About casting Dollers , Presently , out of hand . And so , I told him , A Spanish Minister came here to spie Against the Faithfull — FAC. I conceiue . Come Subtle , Thou art so downe vpon the least disaster ! How wouldst tho' ha' done , if I had not helpt thee out ? SVB. I thanke thee Face , for the Angry Boy , i. faith . FAC. Who would ha'lookt , it should ha' beene that Raskall ? Surly ? He had dy'd his beard , and all . Well , Sir , Here 's Damask come , to make you a suite . SVB , Where 's Drugger ? FAC. He is gone to borrow me a Spanish habite , I le be the Count , now . SVB. But where 's the Widdow ? FAC. Within , with my Lords Sister : Madame Dol Is entertaining her . SVB. By your fauour , Face , Now she is honest , I will stand againe . FAC. You will not offer it ? SVB. Why ? FAC. Stand to your word , Or — Here comes Dol. She knows — SVB. Yo' are tyrannous still . FAC. Strict for my right . How now , Dol ? Hast'told her , The Spanish Count will come ? DOL. Yes , but another is come , You little look'd for . FAC. Who 's that ? DOL. Your Master : The Master of the House . SVB. How Dol ? FAC. She lies . This is some trick . Come leaue your Quiblins , Dorothee . DOL. Looke out , and see . SVB. Art thou in earnest ? DOL. 'Slight Forty o' the Neighbours are about him , talking . FAC. 'T is he , by this good day . DOL. 'T will proueill day , For some on vs. FAC. We are vndone , and taken . DOL. Lost , I am afraid . SVB. You said he would not come , While there dyed one a Weeke , within the Liberties . FAC. No : 't was within the Walls . SVB. Was 't so ? Cry ' you mercy : I thought the Liberties . What shall we doe now , Face ? FAC. Be silent , not a word , if he call , or knock . I 'll into mine old shape againe , and meet him , Of Ieremie , the Butler . I' the meane time , Doe you two pack vp all the goods , and purchase , That we can carry i' the two trunkes . I 'll keepe him Off for to day , if I cannot longer : And then At night , I le ship you both away to Ratcliffe , Where wee 'll meet to morrow , and then wee 'll share . Let Mammon's Brasse , and Peuter keep the Cellar : Wee 'll haue another time for that . But , Dol , 'Pray thee goe heate a little water , quickly , Subtle must shaue me . All my Captaines beard Must off , to make me appeare smooth Ieremy . You 'll do 't ? SVB. Yes I le shaue you , as well as I can . FAC. And not cut my throte , but trim me ? SVB. You shall see , Sir. ACT. 5. SCENE . 1. LOVE-WIT . NEIGHBOVRS . HAs there beene such resort , say you ? NEI. 1. Daily , Sir. NEI. 2. And nightly , too . NEI. 3. I , some as braue as Lords . NEI. 4. Ladies , & Gentlewomen . NEI. 5. Citizens Wiues . NEI. 1. And Knights . NEI. 6. In Coaches . NEI. 2. Yes and Oyster-women . NEI. 1. Beside other Gallants . NEI. 3. Saylors Wiues . NEI. 4. Tabacco-men . NEI. 5. Another Pimlico . LOV. What should my Knaue aduance , To draw this company ? He hung out no Banners Of a strang● Calfe , with fiue legs , to be seene ? Or a huge Lobstar , with six clawes ? NEI. 6. No Sir. NEI. 3. We had gone in , then , Sir. LOV. He has no guift Of Teaching i' the nose , that ere I knew of ! You saw no Bils set vp , that promis'd cure Of Agues , or the Tooth-ach ? NEI. 2. No such thing , Sir. LOV. Nor heard a Drum strooke , for Babouns , or Puppets ? NEI. 5 Neither Sir. LOV. What deuise should he bring forth now ? I loue a teeming wit , as I loue my nourishment . 'Pray God he ha' not kept such open house , That he hath sold my hangings , and my bedding : I left him nothing else . If he haue eate 'hem , A plague o' the Moath , say I. Sure he has got Some baudy Pictures , to call all this Ging ; The Frier , and the Nun ; or the new M●tion Of the Knights Courser , couering the Parsons Mare ; The Boy of six yeare old , with the great thing : O●'t may be , he has the fleas that runne at ●ilt , Vpon a Table , or some Dog to Daunce ? When saw you him ? N●I . 1. Who Sir , Ieremie ? NEI. 2. Ieremie Butler ? We saw him not , this mont'h . LOV. How ! NEI. 4. Not these fiue weekes , Sir. NEI. These six weekes , at the least . LOV. Yo' amaze me , Neighbours . NEI. 5. Sure , if your Worship know not where he is , Hee 's flipt away . NEI. 6. Pray God , he be not made away . LOV. Ha ? It 's no time to question , then . NEI. 6. About Some three weekes since , I heard a dolefull cry , As I sate vp , a mending my wiues stockings . LOV. This 's strange ! that none will answere ! Didst thou heare A cry , saist thou ? NEI. 6. Yes Sir , like vnto a Man That had beene strangled an hower , and could not speake . NEI. 2. I heard it too , iust this day three weekes , at two a clock Next morning . LOV. These be miracles , or you make 'hem so ! A man an hower strangled , and could not speake , And both you heard him cry ? NEI. 3. Yes , downward , Sir. LOV. Thou art a wise fellow . Giue me thy hand , I pray thee . What trade art thou , on ? NEI. 3. A Smith , and 't please your Worship . LOV. A Smith ? Then , lend me thy help , to get this dore open . NEI. 3. That I will presently , Sir , but fetch my tooles — NEI. 1. Sir. Best to knock againe afore you breake it . ACT. .5 SCENE . 2. LOVE-Wit . FACE . NEIGHBOVRS . I Will. FAC. What meane you Sir ? NEI. 1.2.4 . O , Here 's 〈◊〉 FAC. Good Sir , Come from the dore . Lov. Why ? what 's the matter ? FAC. Yet farder , you are to neare , yet . LOV. I' the name of wonder , What meanes the fellow ? FAC. The House , Sir , has beene visited . LOV. What ? with the Plague ? stand thou thē farder . FAC. No , Sir. I had it not . LOV. Who had it then ? I left None else , but thee , i' the house . FAC. Yes , Sir. My Fellow , The Cat , that kept the Buttry , had it on her A weeke , before I spied it : But I got her Conuay'd away , i' the night . And so I shut The house vp for a Month - LOV. How ! FAC. Purposing thē , Sir. T' haue burnt Rose-vinegar , Triackle , and Tarre , And , ha' made it sweet , that you should ne'er ha'knowne it : Because I knew the Newes would but afflict you , Sir. LOV. Breath lesse , and farder off . Why this is stranger ! The Neighbors tell me all , here , that the Dores Haue still been open . FAC. How Sir ? LOV. Gallants , Men , and Women , And of all sorts , tag-rag , beene seene to flock here In threaues , these ten weekes , as to a second Hogs-den , In dayes of Pimlico , and Eye-bright . FAC. Sir. Their wisedomes will not say so . LOV. To day , they speake Of Coaches , and Gallants ; one in a French-hood , Went in , they tell me : and another was seene In a Veluet Gowne , at the windore . Diuerse more Passe in and out . Fac. They did passe through the dores then , Or walls , I assure their Eyesights , and their Spectacles ; For here , Sir , are the keyes ; and here haue beene , In this my pocket , now , abou● twenty dayes . And for before , I kept the Fort alone , there . But that 't is yet not deepe i' the afternoone , I should beleeue my Neighbours had seene double Through the Black-pot , and made these apparitions : For , on my faith to your Worship , for these three weekes And vpwards , the dore has not beene open'd . LOV. Strange ! NEI. 1. Good faith , I thinke I saw a Coach ! NEI. 2. And I too , I 'lld ha' beene sworne ! LOV. Doe you but thinke it now ? And but one Coach ? NEI. 4. We cannot tell , Sir. leremy Is a very honest fellow . FAC. Did you see me at all ? NEI. 1. No. That we are sure on . NEI. 2. I 'll be sworne o'th at . LOV. Fine Rogues , to haue your testimonies built on ! NEI. 3. Is Ieremy come ? MEI. 1. O yes , you may leaue your tooles , We were deceiu'd he saies . NEI. 2. He has had the keyes , And the dore has bin shut these three weeks . NEI. 3. Like enough . LOV. Peace , and get hence , you Changelings . FAC. Surly come ! And Mammon made acquainted ? They 'll tell all . ( How shall I beate them off ? What shall I doe ? ) Nothing 's more wretched , then a guilty conscience . ACT. 5. SCENE . 3. SVRLY . MAMMON . LOVE-Wit . FACE . NEIGHBOVRS . KASTRIL . ANA. TRIBVLATION . DAPPER . SVBTLE . NO Sir , He was a great Phisitian . This , It was no Baudy-house : But a meere Chancell . You knew the Lord , and his Sister . MAM. Nay good Surly — SVR. The happy word , Be rich — MAM. Play not the Tyranne — SVR. Should be to day pronounc'd , to all your friends . And where be your Andirons now ? And your Brasse Pots ? That should ha' beene Golden Flaggons , and great Wedges ? MAM. Let me but breath . What! They ha'shut their dores , Me thinkes . SVR. I , now , 't is Holyday with them . MAM. Rogues , Coseners , Impostors , Baudes . FAC. What meane you , Sir ? MAM. To enter if we can . FAC. Another mans house ? Here is the Owner , Sir. Turne you to him , And speake your businesse . MAM. Are you , Sir , the Owner ? LOV. Yes , Sir. MAM. And are those Knaues , within , your Cheaters ? LOV. What Knaues ? What Cheaters ? MAM. Subtle , & his Lungs . FAC. The Gentleman is distracted , Sir. No Lungs Nor Lights ha' beene seene here these three weekes , Sir , Within these dores , vpon my word . SVR. Your word , Groome arrogant ? FAC. Yes Sir , I am the House-keeper , And know the keyes ha' not beene out o' my hands . SVR. This 's a new Face ! FAC. You doe mistake the house , Sir. What signe was 't at ? SVR. You Raskall . This is one O' the Confederacie . Come let 's get Officers ! And force the dore . LOV. 'Pray you stay , Gentlemen . SVR. No , Sir , wee 'll come with warrant . MAM I , and then , We shall ha'your dores open . LOV. What meanes this ? FAC. I cannot tell Sir. NEI. 1. These are two o' the Gallants , That we doe thinke we saw . FAC. Two o' the Fooles ? You talke as idly as they . Good faith , Sir , I thinke the Moone has cras'd 'hem all . ( O me , The angry Boy come too ? Hee 'll make a noyse And nere away till he haue betrayed vs all . ) KAS. What Rogues , Baudes , Slaues , you 'il open the dore anone . Punque , Cocatrice , my Suster . By this light I 'll fetch the Marshall to you . You are a Whore , To keepe your Castle . FAC. Who would you speake with , Sir ? KAS. The baudy Doctor , and the Cosening Captaine , And Pus my Suster . LOV. This is something , sure ! FAC. Vpon my trust , the dores were neuer open , Sir. KAS. I haue heard all their tricks , told me twice ouer , By the fat Knight , and the leane Gentleman . LOV. Here comes another . FAC. Ananias too ? And his Pastor ? TRI. The dores are shut against vs. ANA. Come forth , you Seed of Vipers , Sonnes of Belial , Your wickednesse is broke forth : Abhomination Is in the House . KAS. My Suster 's there . ANA. The place , It is become a Cage of vncleane birds . KAS. I , I will fetch the Scauenger , and the Cunstable . TRI. You shall doe well . ANA. Wee 'll ioyne , to weede them out . KAS. You will not come then ? Punque , Deuise , my Suster ? ANA. Call her not Sister . She is a Harlot , verily . KAS. I 'll raise the street . LOV. Good Gentlemen , a word . ANA. Sathan , auoide , and hinder not our zeale . LOV. The world 's turn'd Bet'lem . FAC. These are all broke loose , Out of S. Katherines , where they vse to keepe , The better sort of Mad-folkes . NEI. 1. All these Persons We saw goe in , and out here . NEI. 2. Yes , indeed Sir. NEI. 3. These were the Parties . FAC. Peace , you Drunkards . Sir , I wonder at it ! Please you , to giue me leaue To touch the dore , I 'll try and the Lock be chang'd . LOV. It mazes me ! FAC. Good faith , Sir , I beleeue , There 's no such thing . 'T is all Deceptio visus . Would I could get him away . DAP. Mr. Captaine . Mr. Doctor . LOV. Who 's that ? FAC. ( Our Clearke within , that I forgot ) I know not , Sir. DAP. For Gods sake , when will her Grace be at leasure ? FAC. Ha! Illusions , some spirit o' the ayre : ( His gag is melted , And now he sets out the throte . ) DAP. I am almost stifled — ( FAC. Would you were altogether . ) LOV. 'T is i' the house . Ha! List. FAC. Beleeue it Sir , i' the ayre . LOV. Peace , you — DAP. Mine Aunts Grace dos not vse me well . SVB. You Foole , Peace , you 'll marre all . FAC. Or you will else , you Rogue . LOV. O , is it so ? Then you conuerse with spirits . Come Sir. No more o' your tricks , good leremy , The truth , the shortest way . FAC. Dismisse this rabble , Sir. What shall I doe ? I am catch'd . LOV. Good Neighbours , I thanke you all . You may depart . Come Sir , You know that I am an indulgent Master : And therefore conceale nothing . What 's your med'cine , To draw so many seuerall sorts of wild-foule ? FAC. Sir , you were wont to affect mirth , and wit. But here 's no place to talke on 't i' the street . Giue me but leaue , to make the best of my fortune , And onely pardon me th' abuse of your House . It 's all I begge . I 'll help you to a Widdow , In recompence , that you shall gi'me thankes for , Will make you seauen yeeres yonger , and a rich one . 'T is but your putting on a Spanish Cloake , I haue her within . You neede not feare the House , It was not visited . LOV. But by me , who came Sooner then you expected . FAC. It is true , Sir. Pray you forgiue me . LOV. Well : Let 's see your Widdow . ACT. 5. SCENE . 4. SVBTLE . DAPPER . FACE . DOL. HOw ! ha' you eaten your gag ? DAP. Yes faith , it crumbled Away i' my mouth . SVB. You ha' spoil'd all then . DAP. No , I hope my Aunt of Faery will forgiue me . SVB. Your Aunt 's a gracious Lady , but intruth You were to blame . DAP. The fume did ouercome me , And I did do 't to stay my stomack . 'Pray you So satisfie her Grace . Here comes the Captaine . FAC. How now ! Is his mouth downe ? SVB. I , he has spoken ! FAC. ( A poxe , I heard him , and you too . ) Hee 's vndone , then . I haue beene faine to say , the House is haunted With Spirits , to keepe Churle back . SVB. And hast thou done it ? FAC. Sure , for this night . SVB. Why then triumph , and sing Of Face so famous , the precious King Of present wits . FAC. Did you not heare the coyle , About the dore ? SVB. Yes , and I dwindled with it . FAC. Shew him his Aunt , and let him be dispatch'd : I 'll send her to you . SVB. Well Sir , your Aunt her Grace , Will giue you audience presently , on my sute , And the Captaines word , that you did not eate your gag , In any contempt of her Highnesse . DAP. Not I , in troth , Sir. SVB. Here she is come . Downe o' your knees , and wriggle : She has a stately presence . Good. Yet nearer , And bid God saue her . DAP. Madame . SVB. And your Aunt . DAP. And my most Gracious Aunt , God saue your Grace . DOL. Nephew , we thought to haue been angry , with you ; But that sweet face of yours , hath turn'd the tide , And made it flow with Ioy , that eb'd of Loue. Arise , and touch our veluet Gowne . SVB. The Skirts , And kisse'hem . So. DOL. Let me now stroke that head . Much , Nephew , shalt thou winne ; much shalt thou spend ; Much shalt thou giue away , much shalt thou Lend . SVB. I , much indeede . Why doe you not thanke her Grace ? DAP. I cannot speake , for Ioy. SVB. See , the kinde wretch ! Your Graces kins-man right . DOL. Giue me the Bird. Here is your Flye in a Purse , about your neck , Cosen , Weare it , and feede it , about this day seu ' night , On your right wrist . SVB. Open a veyne , with a Pinne , And let it suck but once a weeke . Till then , You must not looke on 't . DOL. No. And Kinsman , Beare your selfe worthy of the blood you come on . SVB. Her Grace would ha' you eate no more Wool-sack pies , Nor Dagger Frumenty . DOL. Nor breake his fast , In Heauen , and Hell. SVB. Shee 's with you euery where . Nor play with Coster-mongers at Mum-chance , Tray-trip , God make you rich ( when as your Aunt has done it : ) but keepe The Gallant'st company , and the best Games . DAP. Yes , Sir. SVB. Gleeke and Primero ; and what you get be true to vs. DAP. By this hand , I will. SVB. You may bring 's a Thousand pound , Before to morrow night , ( if but three Thousand Be stirring ) if you will. DAP. I sweare , I will then . SVB. Your Fly will learne you all Games . FAC. Ha'you done there ? SVB. Your Grace will command him no more duties ? DOL. No : But come , and see me often . I may chance To leaue him three or foure hundred Chests of Treasure , And some fiue thousand Acres of Faerie Land : If he Game well , and comely , with good Gamsters . SVB. There 's a kinde Aunt ! Kisse her departing part . But you must sell your forty marke a yeare , now . DAP. I , Sir , I meane . SVB. Or gi 't away . A poxe on 't . FAC. I le gi 't mine Aunt . I le goe and fetch the writings . SVB. 'T is well , away . FAC. Where 's Subtle ? SVB. Here. What newes ? FAC. Drugger is at the dore , goe take his suite , And bid him fetch a Parson presently . Say he shall marry the Widdow . Thou shalt spend A hundred pound by the seruice . Now , Queene Dol , Ha' you pack'd vp all ? DOL. Yes . FAC. And how doe you like The Lady Plyant ? DOL. A good dull Innocent . SVB. Here 's your Hieronimo's cloake , and hat . FAC. Giue me ' hem . SVB. And the Ruffe too ? FAC. Yes , I 'll come to you presently . SVB. Now , he is gone about his proiect , Dol , I told you of , for the Widdow . DOL. 'T is direct Against our Articles . SVB. Well , wee 'll fit him , Wench . Hast thou gull'd her of her Iewels , or her Bracelets ? DOL. No , but I will do 't . SVB. Soone at night , my D●lly , When we are shipt , and all our goods aboord , East-ward for Ratcliffe , we will turne our course To Brainford , Westward , if thou saist the word , And take our leaues of this ore-weening Raskall , This peremptory Face . DOL. Content . I 'am weary of him , SVB. Thou'hast cause , when the Slaue will runne a wiuing , Dol , Against the instrument , that was drawne betweene vs. DOL. I 'll pluck his Bird as bare as I can . SVB. Yes , tell her , She must by any meanes , addresse some present To th'Cunning man , make him amends for wronging His Art with her suspition , send a Ring , Or chaine of Pearle , she will be tortur'd else Extreamely in her sleepe , say , and ha' strange things Come to her , wilt thou ? DOL. Yes . SVB. My fine Flitter-mouse , My Bird o' the night ; wee 'll tickle it at the Pigeons , When we haue all , and may vnlock the Trunks , And say , this 's mine , and thine , and thine , and mine — FAC. What now , a billing ? SVB. Yes , a little exalted In the good passage of our Stock-affaires . FAC. Drugger has brought his Parson , take him in , Subtle , And send him back againe , to wash his face . SVB. I will : and shaue himselfe ? FAC. If you can get him . DOL. You are hote vpon it Face , what ere it is . FAC. A trick , that Dol shall spend ten pound a month by . Is he gone ? SVB. The Chaplaine waites you i' the hall , Sir. FAC. I 'll goe bestow him . DOL. Hee 'll now marry her , instantly . SVB. He cannot yet , he is not ready . Deare Dol , Cosen her of all thou canst . To deceiue him Is no deceipt , but Iustice ; that would breake Such an inextricable tye as ours was . DOL. Let me alone to fit him . FAC. Come my Venturers . You ha' pack'd vp all ? Where be the Trunkes ? Bring forth . SVB. Here. FAC. Let 's see ' hem . Where 's the Money ? SVB. Here , In this . FAC. Mammons tenne pound : Eight score before . The Brethrens mony , this . Druggers and Dappers . What Paper 's that ? DOL. The Iewell of the waiting Maides , That stole it from her Lady , to know certaine — FAC. If she should haue precedence of her Mistresse ? DOL. Yes . FAC. What boxe is that ? SVB. The Fish-wiues rings , I thinke . And th'Alewiues single mony . Is 't not Dol ? DOL. Yes ; and the whistle , that the Saylors wife Brought you , to know , and her Husband were with Ward . FAC. Wee 'll wet it to morrow : and our Siluer-beakers , And Tauerne cups . Where be the French Peticoats , And Girdles , and Hangers ? SVB. Here , i' the Trunke , And the Bolts of Lawne . FAC. Is Druggers Damaske , there ? And the Tobacco ? SVB. Yes . FAC. Giue me the Keyes . DOL. Why you the Keyes ? SVB. No matter , Dol , because We shall not open 'hem , before he comes . FAC. 'T is true , you shall not open them , indeed , Nor haue 'hem forth . Doe you see ? Not forth , Dol. DOL. No ? FAC. No my Smock-rampant . The right is , my Master Knowes all , has pardon'd me , and he will keepe ' hem . Doctor 't is true ( you looke ) for all your Figures . I sent for him , indeed . Wherefore good Partners , Both He and She , be satisfied . For here Determines the Indenture tripartite Twixt Subtle , Dol , and Face . All I can doe Is to helpe you ouer the wall , o' the backside ; Or lend you a sheet , to saue your Veluet Gowne , Doll . Here will be Officers presently ; bethinke you , Of some course sodainly to scape the Dock , For thether you 'll come else . Harke you , Thunder . SVB. You are a precious fiend ! OFF. Open the dore . FAC. Dol , I am sorry for thee i-faith . But hearst thou ? It shall goe hard , but I will place thee somewhere : Thou shalt ha'my Letter to Mrs Amo. DOL. Hang you — FAC. Or Madame Imperiall . DOL. Poxe vpon you , Rogue , Would I had but time to beate thee . FAC. Subtle , Let 's know where you set vp next ; I 'll send you A Customer , now and then , for old acquaintance : What new course ha' you ? SVB. Rogue , I 'll hang my selfe That I may walke a greater diuell , then thou , And haunt thee i' the Flock-bed , and the Buttery . ACT. 5. SCENE . 5. LOVE-Wit . OFFICERS . MAMMON . SVRLY . FACE . KASTRIL . ANANIAS . T●IBVLATION . DRVGGER . Da : PLIANT . VVHat do you meane my Masters ? MAM. Open your Dore , Cheaters , Baudes , Coniurers . OFF. Or wee 'll breake it open . LOV. What warrant haue you ? OFF. Warrant inough , Sir , doubt not , If you 'll not open it . LOV. Is there an Officer , there ? OFF. Yes , two , or three for failing . LOV. Haue but patience , And I will open it straight . FAC. Sir , Ha' you done ? Is it a Marriage ? perfect ? LOV. Yes , my Braine ? FAC. Off with your Ruffe , and Cloake then , be your selfe , Sir. SVR. Down with the dore . KAS. 'Slight , ding it open . LOV. Hold. Hold Gentlemen , what meanes this violence ? MAM. Where is this Colliar ? SVR. And my Captaine Face ? MAM. These day-Owl●s . SVR. That are Birding in mens purses . MAM. Madame Suppository . KAS. Doxey , my Suster . ANA. Locusts Of the foule pit TRI. Profane as Bel , and the Dragon . ANA. Worsethen the Grasse-hoppers , or the Lice of Aegypt . LOV. Good Gentlemen , heare me . Are you Officers , And cannot stay this violence ? OFF. Keepe the peace . LOV. Gentlemen , what is the matter ? Whom doe you seeke ? MAM. The Chymicall Cousoner . SVR. And the Captaine Pandar . KAS. The Nun my Suster . MAM. Madame Rabbi . ANA. Scorpions , And Caterpillers . LOV. Fewer at once , I pray you . OFF. One after another , Gentlemen , I charge you , By vertue of my staffe — ANA. They are the vessels Of shame , and of dishonour . LOV. Goodzeale , lye still , A little while . TRI. Peace , Deacon Ananias . LOV. The House is mine here , and the dores are open : If there be any such persons , as you seeke for , Vse your authoritie , search on o' Gods name . I am but newly come to towne , and finding This tumult 'bout my dore ( to tell you true ) It somewhat mazd me ; till my Man , here , ( fearing My more displeasure ) told me had done Somewhat an insolent part , let out my house ( Belike , presuming on my knowne auersion From any ayre o' the towne , while there was Sicknesse ) To a Doctor , and a Captaine , who , what they are , Or where they be , he knowes not . MAM. Are they gone ? LOV. You may goe in , and search , Sir. Here , I finde The empty Walls , worse then I left 'hem , smoak'd , A few crack'd pots , and Glasses , and a Fornace , The Seeling fill'd with To●sies of the Candle : And Madame , with a Dildo , writ o' the walles . Onely one Gentlewoman , I met here , That is within , that said she was a Widdow — KAS. I that 's my Suster . I 'll goe thumpe her . Where is she ? LOV. And should ha' married a Spanish Count , buthe , When he came to 't , neglected her so grossely , That I , a Widdower , am gone through with her . SVR. How ! Haue I lost her then ? LOV. Were you the Don , Sir ? Good faith , now , she do's blame yo' extreamely , and sayes You swore , and told her , you had tane the paines , To dye your beard , and vmbre o'er your face , Borrowed a Sute , and Ruffe , all for her Loue ; And then did nothing What an ouer sight , And want of putting forward , Sir , was this ! Well fare an old Hargubuzier , yet , Could prime his poulder , and giue fire , and hit , All in a twinckling . MAM. The whole Nest are fledde ! LOV. What sort of Birds were they ? MAM. A kinde of Choughes , Or theeuish Dawes , Sir , that haue pickt my purse Of Eight-score , and ten Pounds , within these fiue weekes , Beside my first Materials ; and my Goods , That lye i' the Cellar : which I am glad , they haue left , I may haue home yet . LOV. Thinke you so Sir ? MAM. I. LOV. By order of Law , Sir , but not otherwise . MAM. Not mine owne stuffe ? LOV. Sir , I can take no knowledge , That they are yours , but by publique meanes . If you can bring certificate , that you were gull'd of 'hem , Or any formall Writ , out of a Court , That you did cosen your selfe ; I will not hold them . MAM. I 'll rather loose'hem . LOV. That you shall not , Sir , By me , in troth . Vpon these termesthey ' are yours . What should they ha' beene , Sir , turn'd into Gold all ? MAM. No. I cannot tell . It may be they should . What then ? LOV. What a great losse in hope haue ●ou sustain'd ? MAM. Not I , the Common wealth has . FAC. I , he would ha'built The Citie new ; and made a Ditch about it Of Siluer , should haue runne with Creame from Hogsden : That , euery Sunday in More-fields , the Younkers , And Tits , and Tom-boyes should haue fed on gratis . MAM. I will goe mount a Turnep-cart , and preach The end o' the world within these two months . Surly , What! in a Dreame ? SVR. Must I needes cheat my selfe , With that same foolish vice of Honesty ! Come let vs goe , and hearken out the Rogues . That Face I 'll marke for mine , if ere I meete him . FAC. If I can heare of him , Sir , I 'll bring you word , Vnto your lodging : for in troth , they were strangers To me , I thought 'hem honest , as my selfe , Sir. TRI. 'T is well , the Saints shall not loose all yet . Goe , And get some Carts — LOV. For what , my zealous Friends ? ANA. To beare away the portion of the Righteous , Out of this denne of Theeues . LOV. What is that portion ? ANA. The goods , sometimes the Orphanes , that the Brethren Bought with their Siluer pence . LOV. What , those i' the Cellar , The Knight , Sir Mammon claimes ? ANA. I doe defie The wicked Mammon , so doe all the Brethren , Thou prophane Man. I aske thee , with what conscience Thou canst aduance that Nemrod , against vs , That haue the seale ? Were not the Shillings numbred , That made the Pounds ? were not the Pounds told out , Vpon the second day of the fourth weeke , In the eight month , vpon the table dormant , The yeare , of the last patience of the Saints , Sixe hundred and tenne . LOV. Mine earnest vehement Botcher , And Deacon also , I cannot dispute with you , But , if you get you not away the sooner , I shall confute you , with a Cudgell . ANA. Sir. TRI. Be patient Ananias . ANA. I am strong , And will stand vp , well girt , against an Host , That threaten Gad in exile . LOV. I shall send you To Amstredam , to your Cellar . ANA. I will pray there Against thy House : May Dogges defile thy walles , And Waspes and Hornets breed beneath thy roofe , This seat of falsehood , and this caue of cos'nage . LOV. Another too ? DRV. Not I Sir , I am no Brother . LOV. Away you Harry Nicholas , doe you talke ? FAC. No this was Abel Drugger . Good Sir , goe . And satisfie him ; tell him , all is done : He stay'd too long a washing of his face . The Doctor , he shall heare of him at Westchester : And of the Captaine , tell him at Yarmouth , or Some good Port-towne else , lying for a winde . If you can get off the Angry Child now , Sir — KAS. Come on , you Yew , you haue match'd most sweetly , ha' you not ? Did not I say , I would neuer ha' you tupt But by a dub'd Boy , to make you a Lady-Tom ? 'Slight , you are a Mammet ! O , I could touse you , now . Death , mun ' you marry with a poxe ? LOV. You lye , Boy ; As sound as you : and I am afore-handwith you . KAS. Anone ? LOV. Come , will you quarrell ? I will feize you , sirrah . Why doe you not buckle to your tooles ? KAS. Gods light ! This is a fine Old Boy , as ere I saw ! LOV. What doe you change your coppy now ? Proceede , Here stands my Doue : stoope at her , if you dare . KAS. 'Slight I must loue him : I cannot choose i-faith , And I should be hang'd for 't . Suster , I protest I honour thee , for this match . LOV. O doe you so , Sir. KAS. Yes , and thou canst take Tobacco , and drinke , Old Boy , I 'll giue her fiue hundred pound more , to her Marriage , Then her owne State. LOV. Fill a pipe-full , Ieremie . FAC. Yes , but goe in , and take it , Sir. LOV. We will. I will be rul'd by thee in any thing , Ieremy . KAS. 'Slight , thou art not Hide-bound , thou art a Iouy Boy ! Come let 's in pray thee , and take our W●ffes . LOV. Whiffe in with your Sister , brother Boy . That Master That had receiu'd such happinesse by a Seruant , In such a Widdow , and with so much wealth , Were very vngratefull , if he would not be A little indulgent to that Seruants wit , And help his fortune , though with some small straine Of his owne candor . Therefore Gentlemen , And kinde Spectators , if I hau out stript An old mans grauitie , or strict canon , thinke What a yong Wife , and a good Brayne may doe : Stretch Ages truth sometimes , and crack it too . Speake for thy selfe , Knaue . FAC. So I wil Sir. Gentlemen , My Part a little fell in this last Scene , Yet 't was decorum . And though I am cleane Got off , from Subtle , Surly , Mammon , Dol , Hot Ananias , Dapper , Drugger , all With whom I traded ; yet I put my selfe On you , that are my Country : And this Pelfe , Which I haue got , if you doe quit me , rests To feast you often , and in●ite new ghests . The end .