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A16779) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 4963) Images scanned from microfilm: (Early English books, 1475-1640 ; 1340:17) A poste vvith a madde packet of letters Post with a packet of mad letters. Part 1 Breton, Nicholas, 1545?-1626? [46] p. Printed [by Thomas Creede] for Iohn Smethicke, and are to be sold at his shop in S. Dunstons Church-yard in Fleetstreet, London : 1602. "To the reader" signed: Nicho. Breton. Subsequent editions published as: A post with a packet of mad letters. The first part only. Printer's name from STC. Signatures: A-F⁴ (-A1). The last leaf is blank. Running title reads: A packet of letters. Reproduction of the original in the Henry E. Huntington Library and Art Gallery. Created by converting TCP files to TEI P5 using tcp2tei.xsl, TEI @ Oxford. Re-processed by University of Nebraska-Lincoln and Northwestern, with changes to facilitate morpho-syntactic tagging. 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LONDON Printed for Iohn Smethicke , and are to be sold at his Shop in S. Dunstons Church-yard in Fleetstreet . 1602. To the Reader . GEntle if you be , be you so gentle Reader , you shal vnderstand , that I know not whē , there came a Post I know not whence , was going I know not whither , and carryed I knowe not what : But in his way I knowe not how , it was his happe with lacke of heed , to let fall a Packet of Idle Papers ; the superscription whereof , beeing onely to him that findes it , beeing my fortune to light on it , seeing no greater stile in the direction , fell to opening of the enclosure , in which I founde diuers Letters written , to whom , or from whom , I could not learne . Now for the Contents of the Circumstances , when you haue red them , iudge of them : and as you like them , regard them . And for my selfe , if I heare you like well of them , when I meet next with the Poste , it may be I will cast about with him for more of them : till then , fearing to be too tedious in this Letter , lest you like the worse of that which followeth : I rest as I haue reason . Your louing friend , Nicho. Breton . The Contents of this Booke . A Letter of comfortable aduise to a friend , and his answere . A Letter of aduise to a yong Cour●er , and his answere . A mournfull Letter to a brother , and his answere . A Letter of a Iealous husband to his wife , and her cunning answere . A Letter of kind Complements to a friend , and his answere . A Letter of loue to a Gentle woman and her answere . A Letter of scorne to a coy Dame , and her answere . A Letter to a fowle Dowde , and her answere . A Letter for the preferring of a seruant , and the answere . A Letter of counsell to a friend , and his answere . A Letter of comfort to a sister in sorrow , and her answere . A Letter of counsell from a kind Father . A kind answere of a louing sonne . A Merchants Letter to his Factor , and his answere . A Letter of challenge , and the answere . A merry Letter , or newe● of complaints . The answere of the Laughe . A Letter to a friend for newes , and his answere . A disswading from marriage , and the answere . A kind Letter of a Creditor for mony . The debters answere . A Letter of Newes , and the answere . A Poste with a mad Packet Of Letters . A Letter of comfortable aduise to a Friend . HOnes● Alexander , I heare thou art of late tallen into an extreame melancholy , by reason of the suddaine departure of Pannella out of this life : for thy sake I am sorie shee hath left her passage on this earth , though being too goo●●or this worlde , she be surely gone to a better ; now , if thy mourning could recouer her from death , I could willingly beare part of thy passion , but when it doth her no good , and thy selfe much hurt , let not a wil●ull humour leade thee into a wofull Consumption . Thou knowest she is senceless● in the graue , and wilt thou therefore be witlesse in the world ? Say thy loue is extreame , and l●t me beleeue it , wilt thou therefore depriue nature of reason ? God forbid it : well , thou knowest I lent thee , and in my loue let me adu●se thee , not to goe from thy selfe , with an imagination of what was , to looseth it which is : because she is in heauen , wilt thou be in hell ? or if sh● be h●lfe an Angell , wilt thou be more then h●lfe a diuel ? ●● spend thy spirit in a better humour : let not the rem●mbrance of her perfection driue thee into unperfections : nor make loue hatefull to oth●r , by seeing the vnhappinesse in thy selfe . O● let not sancte shew folly in thee , howsoeuer vertue deserued honour in her : Leaue thy solitary humor , and come and liue with me , we will d●●nse some good meane● for the remoue of this melancholy : In the meantime make not too much of it , least it proue to a madnesse : Loue thy selfe , and belee●● thy friend , and what is in me to too thee good , commaund as thin● owne : glad I would be to see thee , as he who defy entierly lous thee : and so desirous to heare from thee , to the Almightie I leau● thee . Farewell . Thine as his owns . D. F. His Answere . KInde Francke , I haue receiued thy friendly Letter , and note thy carefull loue : but pardon me , if I do not answere thee to thy liking : Alas , how can he truly iudge of life , that neuer kindly was in loue ? or know how soundly to help a sorrow , that neuer inwardly felt it ? reading makes a scholler by rule , and obseruation I know doth much in the perfecting of Art , but experience is that which toucheth knowledge to the quicke ; My mistresse beautie was no Moone shine , whose vertue gaue light to the harts eye , nor her wisdom , an ordinary wit , which put reason to his perfect vnderstanding : and for her Graces , are they not written among the vertuous ? Thou sai●st well , she was too heauēly a creature to make her habitatiō on this earth , & is it not then a kind of hell , to be without her in the world ? Imaginations are no dreames , where substances are the obiects of the sences , while the eye of memorie , is neuer weary of seeing . Oh honest Francke , thinke thou hast not liued , that hast not loued , nor canst liue in this world to haue such a loue to die in : It is a dull spirit that is fed with obliuion , and a dead sence , that hath no feeling of loue : thinke therefore what was , is with me : and my selfe as nothing , without the enioying of that something , which was to me as all in all . Is not the presence of an Angell , able to rauish the sight of a man ? And is not the light of Beautie the life of loue ? Leaue then to burthen me with imperfections in my sorrow for her want , whose presence was my paradise , and whose absence , my world● hell : thou doest misconstrue my good , in languishing for her lacke , and knowest not my hurt , in thinking of any other comfort : ●o Francke , let it suffice , though I loue thee , I cannot forget her : and though I liue with thee , yet will I die for her : haue patience then with my passion , till time better temper my affection , in which most diuoted to thee of any man liuing , til I let thee , which shall be as shortly as I well can , I rest . Thine as thou knowest . D. E. A Letter of aduise to a yong Courtier . My good Cousen , I heare you are of late growne a great Courtier , I wish you much grace , and the continuing of your best comfort : but for that your yeares haue not had time to see much , and your kindnesse may hap to be abused , let me intreat you a little now and then to looke to that which I tell you : Keep your purse warily , and your credit charily , your reputation valiantly , and your honor carefully : for your friends , as you finde them , vse them : for your enemies , feare them not , but looke to them : for your loue , let it be secret in the bestowing , and discreet in the placing : for , if fansie be a wanton , wit will be a foole : Scorne not Ladies , for they are worthy to be loued : but make not loue to many , left thou be beloued of none : if thou hast a fauour , be not proud of thy fortune , but thinke it discretion , to conceale a contentment : goe neat , but not gaie , left it argue lightnesse , and take heed of lauish expence , left it begger thy state : play little , and loose not much , vse exercise , but make no toyle of a pleasure : Reade much , but dull not thy braine , and conferre but with the wise , so shalt thou get vnderstanding . Pride is a kinde of coynesse , which is a little too womannish , and common familiaritie , is too neare the Clowne for a Courtier : but carry thy selfe euen , that thou maist fall on neither side : so wil the wise commend thee , and the better sort affect thee : but let me not be tedious , left it may perhaps offend thee : and therfore as I liue , let it suffice I loue thee , And so wishing thee as much good , as thou canst wish to be wished , in praier for thy health , and hope of thy happines , to my vttermost power , I rest , in affectionate good will. Thine euer assured : H. L. His Answere . SWéete Cousen , I thinke you haue either some Court in the Country , or else you are much studied in the Courtier , that you can set downe such rules , as are no lesse worthy the reading , then obseruing : beleeue me , they shall be my best leizures studies , and in my daily courses my counsellors , my solicitors in loue , and my Judges in honor , my guiders in greatest hopes , and my admonitions in greatest dangers : for your paines in them , I thank you , and for your kindnesse , I loue you : your care of me , I see by them , and wil not vnkindly forget them . I must confesse , I finde Courtiers close people , and Ladies strange creatures , and loue so idle an humor , that I am afraide to loose time in it : but the better by your aduise I hope to carry a hand ouer it . For apparel , I wil keepe my stint , and care for no fond fashion : and for exercise , nature is so giuen to ease , that good qualities are almost cut of vse : and for vertue , poore Lady , she is scarce able to liue with her pension : but for study , I haue litle time , so much company withdraweth me●a●d for a booke , next the Bible , your Letter shall be my Library . And thus smiling at such G●lls , as think no grace , but in a gay coat , nor wit , but in a stale Iest , noting many a begger like a king , and many a Lord like a poore gentleman , seeing the truth of Salomon , in his conclusiō of all earthly comforts that all vnder y t Sun is vanitie : meaning not to be a seruant to a base humor , nor to reach higher thē I may hold 〈◊〉 thankful kindnes for thy carefull Letter , and faithfull affection to thy worthy selfe , wishing thee so neare me , that I might neuer be from thee , I rest . Thine what mine owne . N. B. A mournfull Letter to a brother . GOod brother , the misery of my home life , the crosnesse of my cruell fortune , and the vnkindnes of my vnnatural kin , haue made me so weary of this world , that I long for nothing but my latest houre , and yet loth to dispaire of Gods mercies , willing , to take any good course for my commoditie , I haue of late bin perswaded by some of experience in their trauailes into those parts , that my trauaile into the lowe Countries would be much to my commoditie , as wel for my language as my skil in such traffique , as I wold make vse of in those places : but my state being so down the wind , that I know not how to get vp the weather , hauing no stock to laie out , to giue me hope to bring in , I wil euen set vp my rest vpon my resolution o●sc●une , and thrust my selfe into some place of seruice , where I will either win the horse , or loose the sad●ell as If J d● , mercie is my comfort , if I liue , desert is my hope : but to the h●lping forth of this my forlorne spirit , good brother put too your hand , assuring your selfe , that I wil not liue to be vngratefull : for as my heart loueth you , my soule shall pray for you , and when I haue time to see you , I wil not be from you . And thus agreeued to charge you , neuer more meaning to trouble you : beseeching God to enable me to requite you , in the true loue of a naturall brother : I rest . Yours as mine owne . N. B. His Answere . DEare brother , as I grieue at your crosses , so would I that I could as wel procure your comforts . But my state much inferior to my wil , makes me vnable to satisfie your expectatiō : & yet wil I hurt my self , rather then you should perish : for you shal receiue by this bearer , what I am able , and more , as I shal be better able . But touching your courses for the low Countries , I fear your traffiqu● wil be but litle gainfull , the warres so eate vp the wealth of the country : and for your intent touching armes , I feare your forwardnes is too great for your experience . Yet do I so farre allow of your good mind herein , as I should lesse grieue to heare of your honorable death abroad , thē see your discōtented life at home : and therefore for winning the horse , or loosing the saddle , leaue that to Gods blessing , who wil bestow honor as it shall please his diuine prouidence : but good brother , haue patience with thy crosses , attend mercie for thy comforts , & haue a care of home , howsoeuer thou farest abroad : I know thy mind is great , but take heed of pride lest it be a bar to all thy fortune , and ouerthrow of all thine honor : I see thou art weary of y e world , make thē thy way toward heauē , that God , who hath tried thée with calamities , may blesse thée with eternall comforts . In hope whereof , willing in all I can to helpe thée , praying hartily for thee , with my vnfained hearts loue vnto thee , to the Lord of heauen I leaue thee . Thy louing brother , D. S. A Letter of a Iealous husband to his wife . WIfe , in as much kindnesse as I can , I aduise you to leane such courses , as are neither to your credit , nor my contentment : you know , much company , causes many occasions of Idle spéeches , and yong men are not in these daies , giuen to speak the best of their kind friends : trifles and toies , were better refused , thē accepted , and time i●lely spent , brings but beggery , or a worse blot : of all the birds in the field , I loue not a Cu●koe in my house : truly I do not dissemble with you , your light behauiour doth much dislike me , and how glad I would be to haue it reformed , you shall know when I s●e it : shall I make you fine , to please an other , and displease my selfe ? shall I leaue you my house , to make an hospitalitie of ill fellowship ? ●it me not so with the foole , how euer you feed your selfe with a foule humor : shake off such acquaintance , as gaine you nothing but discredit , and make much of him that must as well winter you as sommer you : Looke to your house , haue a care ouer your children , set your seruants to worke , and haue an eye to the maine chance , leaue tatling gossips , Idle hus wiu●s , vaine headed fellowes and néedlesse charge , so wil God blesse you , and the world wil thriue with you , your neighbours speake well of you , and I shall truly loue you . And thus , hoping that you wil by this my secret admenition , haue a care of your good carriage , I rest in hope of your well doing . Your louing husband ▪ T. F. Her cunning Answere . HUsband , with as much patience as I can , I haue red ouer your vnwise Letter , wherein Iealousie kéepes such a stirre , that loue doth but laugh at such Iolenesse : much company driues away idle thoughts , and for fooles it is good to be afraide of had I wist : Ill thoughts beget ill speeches , and an olde dog bites sorer then a yong whelpe : for beggery , let it fall vpon the slothfull , I know how to worke for my ●uing : and for blots , speak to scribblers , for I haue no skil in writing . Now for the Bird , to answer you with the Beast : I thinke a Calfe in a Closet , is as ill as a Cuckoe in a Cage : If I were sullaine , you would sure suspect my humor , and doo you mislike my merrie behauiour ? wel , your conceit may be deformed , in being so wrongfully informed , to haue me so suddeinly reformed . My finenesse , is your countenance , and my conuersation , your credit : and therefore do you shake off your lowzie humors , I wil make choyse of better company : your house wil stand fast , if it fall not , and your children be quieter then their Father , your seruants earne their wages , and the maine chaunce , is nicked w●ll inough : Wemen must talke when they méete , and men not be scorned , though not entertained : and hée that kéepeth a house , must seeke to defraie the charge . And so hoping that you wil leaue your Iealouzie , and thinke of some ma●ter of more worth , as carefull of my carriage , as you of your credit , meaning to ●o as well as I can without your teaching , and as well , as if you were at home . I rest . Your too much louing wife . I , F. A Letter of kind Complements to a Friend . WHere I loue much , I speak little , for affection hath smal pleasure in ceremonies , your kindnesse I haue found , my desert I dare not speake of , least it more offend my selfe to thinke on , then you to looke on , but since you haue made me happie in your acquaintance , let me not too long lacke your company , for though I liue among many good neighb●urs ▪ yet do I much want the comfort of so good a ●riend , by wh●m I should not only gaine the vse of Time , but fin●● the pr●fi● of my desire : which ioyning issue with your humors , cannot ●ut so concurre with your contentment , that if there be a paradise on the earth , I hope to finde it in the faire passages of our loues , which grounded on vertue , and growing in kindnesse , cannot chuse but be blessedly fruitfull . In briefe , til I see you , I will mourne , and if not the sooner , I shall languish : for , my wishing and want cannot be satisfied with absence : hasten therefore your comming , and make your own welcome : for what I haue or 〈◊〉 , enter in the ●owle of your possession , where in the freehold of my loue , I assure the substance of my life . And so leauing compliments , to t●ngue spirits , in the truth of an h●nest heart : I rest . Yours as you do and shall euer know me . N. B. His Answere . S●● , I haue receiued your kind Letter , and I finde you ver●e fine at your corner , you wil speake , and say nothing : be eloquent in plainnesse , but you must not speake in the cloudes , to them that are acquainted with the Moone : and say what you wil , I must beléeue of my selfe what I list : for indeed , I know mine owne vnworthinesse , of your commendation , in which , I will rather beare with your affection , then be conceited with your opinion . Yet , not to be either disdainful , or vngratefull , be not so farre deceiued in my disposition , that wherein my presence may pleasure you , I wil answere you with ●ine absence , nor long delaie your expectation : for excuse , is but cold kindnesse , and too much haste is not fit : therefore assoone as I conueniently can , I assure you , you shall séeme , and in full measure with your affection finde me , to the vtterm●st of my power , rather in action then prot●station , during life : in faire weather or fowle . Yours 〈◊〉 mine owne . W. R. A Letter of Loue to a Gentlewoman . FAire Mistr●ss● , to Court you with eloquence , were as ill as to gréeue you with gross● humors : let it therefore please you , rather to beleeue what I write , th●n to note how I speak , for my hart being fired in your eies , hath vowed my seruice to your bewtie : in which , finding reasons admiration , can think but of nature in her perfection : in which , being rauished about it selfe , cra●eth of your fauour to be instructed by your kindnes : I meane no further then in obedience to your commaundement : for if I be any thing my selfe , it shall be nothing more then yours : and lesse then nothing , if not yours in all . I could commend you aboue y t skies , compare you with the Sun●e , or set you among the Starres , figure you with the Phoenix , and imagine you a Goddesse : but I will leaue such weake praising fictions , and thinke you onely your selfe : whose vertuous beautie , and whose honorable discretion , in the care of a little kindnes , is able to command the loue of y ● wife , and the labours of the honest , with the best of their endeuours in the happinesse of your imployment , to seeke the height of their fortune : thinke not therefore I flatter you in hope of f●uour , but honour you in y ● desert of worthinesse : in which if you wil vouchsafe to entertaine the seruice of my affection , what you shall find in my loue , I wil leaue to your kindnes to cōsider . In the care of which comfort , crauing pardon to my presumption , I rest humbly and wholy , Yours directed to be commaunded . E. W. Her Answere . SIr , I haue heard schollers say , that it is Art to cōceale Art , and that vnder a face of simplicitie , is hidden much subtiltie : of which , howe sillie Women neede to be afraide , I will leaue to wise men to consider . And though I cannot in fine nor fitte tearmes , aunswere the humour of your writing , yet after a plaine and homely fashion , I will entreate you to accept of my writing : Perfection and corruption , cannot méet● together in one subiect , and therefore my imagined ●●a●tie , bring but a shadow of deceit , beleeue not your eyes , til they haue a better speculation : and for the inward parts of commendations , I am perswaded , that wit is not worth any thing , that is drawne into admiration of nothing : only this , not vnkindly to requit your good thoughts of little worth , leauing fi●i●ns ●o idle fansies , let me intreat you not to mistake your figures , and to honour a better substance then my vnworthie selfe . And yet , so farre to assure your desert of my contentment , that wherein I may conueniently counter●aile the care of your kindnesse , excuse my indiscretion , if I faile of my desire , in which , wishing you more happinesse , then to be commaunded by my vnworthinesse , I rest as I may . Your louing poore friend . M. W. A Letter of scorne to a coy Dame. MIstresse Fubbes , if you were but a little faire , I see you would be mightily proude , and had you but the wit of a Goose , you would surely out hisse the Gander : but , being with as bad qualities as can be wished , as rich as a new shorne sheepe , I hope , fortune is not so mad , as to blesse you further then the begger : It is not your holy-day face put on , after the ilfauoured fashion , can make your halfe Nose , but ougly in a true sight : and but that you are exceedingly beholding to the Taylor , you might be set vp for the Signe of the Sea Crabbe . Now , for your parentage , to helpe out the hope of all the rest , when the Tinkers sonne , and the Coblers daughter , met vnder a hedge at the milking of a Bull , within forties wéeks after , what fel out you know . Now , not too plainly to laie open the ●owle members of a filthie carkass● , but , as patiently as I can to kéepe Decorum , in your description , l●t me tell you , that all this , and much more , being true in your disgraces , I cannot chuse but ma●●aile , that you mourne not to death in imagination : to thinke , that a monster in na●ure , can haue any grace in reason , but , let it be as it is : I haue ●ut lost a little breath in talking to a deaffe eare , for I meane ●o take no more trauell to the subiect of so ill an obiect : and therefore meaning to make my farewell and beginning with you , both at one instant , leauing you to loathe your self , as one , whom no creature can well be in loue withall : sorie that I euer sawe you , and neuer more entending to trouble you . In recompence of your course entertainment , I rest in all vnkindnesse : this present and alwaies . Yours as much as may be . T. E. Her Answere . MAister Swash , it is not your hustie rustie , can make me afraid of your bigge lookes : for I sawe the pla●e of Auncient Pistoll , where a craking coward was well cudgeled for his knauery : your railing is so neare the Rascall , that I am almost ashamed to bestow so good a name as the Rogue vppon you ▪ but for modesties sake , I will a little forbeare you , and only tell you , that a hanging look● , and a hollow hart , a cunning wit , and a corrupted conscience , make you so ●●t a mate for the diuel , that there is no Christian wil desire your company : now for your state , it is much vpon fortune , which brings many of your fellows to a deadly fall , when the paine of their heads is only healed with a halter : and for your linage , when the Bearewards Ape , and the hangmans Monky met together on a hay mowe , what a whelp cam● of such of such a litter , let the world iudge , I say nothing : now for your stumpe feete , and your lame hand , suting kindly with your wry necke , who would not make of their eyes , that could endure the sight of such a picture ? now , your wealth being but in a fewe words , which you haue almost all spent in idle humors , hoping that the Tortus wil not quarel with the Crabbe , and that when you haue slept vpon your Al● , you will get a medicine for your madnesse , till the Woodcocke do tell you how the Dawcocke hath caught you , leaning further to thinke on you , more then vtterly to ●oathe you , glad that your entertainment was so much to your discontentment : In full measure with your malice , I rest . Yours as you see . A. W. A Letter to a fowle Dowd●e . MIstresse , I heare that you thinke your selfe faire , but you are much deceiued , for the Curriers Dyle , is but a cours● kinde of painting : and for wit , howe farre you are from vnderstanding , the wise can tell you : now , for qualities , where you learned them I know not , but if you could leaue them , ●wer● well : I wonder not a little , what madnesse hath possessed your braines , that you can make so much of your selfe : are your eyes your owne : or are they so sealed they cannot sée ? get you to your praiers , and leaue making of loue , for age and an euil fau●ur , ha● néed to be helped with a good purs● : I heare you study Musique , indeed , when an Owle sings , the Nightingale will hold her peace : but for shame learne not to dance , for a barrell can but tumble : but if you would vse a medicine for your téethe , you might be the better to speake with in a morning : what ailes you to buy a ●anne , except it be to hide your face ? and til your hande● be whole , you s●ould weare but dogs leather for your gloues : In truth you abuse your selfe , that you keep not your chamber , for none sees you but laughes at you , or at least loatheth to looke vpon you : be therefore content to do as I wish you , speake with none but by Atturney , leaue the Painter to better Pictures , and rather grieue at nature for framing of you , then thinke of any thing that may helpe you : your goods bestow on me for my counsell , and make sute to Death for your comfort . And thus hoping that being weary of your selfe , you will hasten to your graue , I end . Yours as you see . H. I. Her Answere . SIr you may thinke your selfe wise , but you do not shewe it , for railing words , are the worst testimonies of a good wit : for good qualities I thinke you know them not , nor can goe from the euil : but for madnesse , I thinke it sorteth best with your humor . For the helpe whereof , it were good that you were let blood in the braine : but for ill sight , who is so blind as bold ba●●rd , that wil not sée his owne folly ? my prayers I will not forget to God , to blesse me from such foule spirits on the earth , and for loue , more then Charitie , I hold you the furthest off in my thought : now knowing your pouertie , I wonder you will speake of a purse , and for an ilfauoured face , goe to Parish garden to your good brother , indeed your Croidon sanguine , is a most pure complexion : but for your Tabacco it is a good purge for your rewine : for my Fanne it keepes me sometime from the fight of such a vizard , as your good face : and for my hands I keepe my nailes on my fingers , though you cannot keepe your hayre on your head : now for laughing at fooles , you are pr●uided for a Corcombe , and for loathing an ill countenance , let the hangman draw your picture : be therefore contented to be thus answered , speake wisely , or hold your peace , and be not busie with your betters , least you know the nature of had I wist : so , hoping that you wil be so wearie of the world , that you will hang your selfe for a medicine , to heale your wits of a melancholy , I will bequeath you a halter vpon free cost , at your pleasure : and so I rest . Your friend for such a matter . E. P. A Letter for the preferring of a seruant . SIr , knowing your necessary vse of a good seruant , and remembring your late speech w t me touching such a matter , I thought good to commend vnto you in that behalf the bearer hereof W. T. a man whose honest secrecie , and carefull diligence , vpon a reasonable trial , wil soone make proofe of his ●ufficiencie : his parentage is not base , nor his disposition vile , but in all parts requisite in one of his place , such a one , as I am perswaded will fit your turne : if therefore at my request , you will entertaine him . I doubt not , but you wil thank me for him : for I was glad to get him for you , and hope to heare he will much content you : and thus loth to trouble you with longer circumstances , leauing his seruice to your good regard , and my loue , to your like commandement in affectionate good will , I rest . Yours euer assured . N. B. The Answere . SIr , I haue receiued both your Letter , and the bearer , both which I wil make much of for your sake : for in the one I will often see you , and in the other remember you : your commendatiō of him , argueth your knowledge , a sufficient warrant for his worth , which I wil as kindly , as thankfully think on : his countenance I like wel , and his speech better , and for the performance of my expectation , am the better perswaded of his discretion : when I see you , you shall know how I like him , in the meane time , hee shall find that I wil loue him : for all things necessary for his present vse , I find him sufficiently furnished : but if I find his want , it shall be soone supplied . So thanking you for sending him , and wishing you had come with him , remaining your kind debter ●il a good occasion of requital , with my hartie commendations , I commit you to the Almightie . Your verie louing friend . R. T. A Letter of counsell to a friend . MY best approued , and worthiest beloued Philo , I heare by some of late come from Venice , that seeme to be somewhat inward in thy acquaintance , that thou art of late , fa●nt into an amorous humor , especially with a subiect of too much vnworthines : a newes , that ( knowing thy spirit ) I could hardly beleeue , but vpon solemne affirmation , I was sorie to beare : for , beautie , without wealth , is but a beggerly charu●e , & honor without vertue , is but a little for a Title : hath she a glib tongues it is pittie she hath no better wit : is she witti● , it is a sorrow , it is n● better best●wed : for the craft of one woman , is the confusion of many a man : doth she say she loues thee ? beléeue her not : nay , doth she loue ●hee ? regard it not : for it is a Iewell of so little worth , as wil giue but 〈◊〉 in the buying : I feared the plague had taken hold of thy lod●in● : but thou art peppered with a world of infection : thy studie 〈…〉 with ●oleness● , thy braine with dizinesse , and thy spirit with madnes : O● leaue these follies , think loue but a dreame , and beautie a shadow , and folly a witch , and repentance a misery : wake out of thy sleepe , and call thy wittes together , be not sotted with an humour , nor slaue to thy selfe will , leaue courting of a Curtizan , and keepe thy breath for a better blast : saue thy purse for a better purpose , and spend thy time in more profit : let not the wise laugh at thee , and the honest lament thee : for my selfe , how I grieue for thee , I would I could tell thee : but let thus much suffice thee : beleeue nothing that shee saieth , care for nothing that she doth , nor giue her any thing that she wants : see her , but to purge melancholy , talke with her , but to sharpen wit , giue her , but to be ridde of her company , and vse her but according to her conditiō , so shalt thou haue a hand ouer those humors , that would haue a head , ouer thy heart : and be maister of thy sences , by the vertue of thy spirit , otherwise , Will hauing gotten the bit in his téethe , will runne away with the bridle : and Reason , being cast off , may neuer sit well againe in the saddle : but why do I vse these perswasions for the remoue of thy passions ? If thou be soundly in , thou wilt hardly get out : but if thou be but ouer shoes , thou maist be saued from drowning : well , whatsoeuer I heare , I hope the best , but to a●●●d the worst , I haue presumed out of my loue , to send thee this fruit o● my affection . In which , if my care may doo thee comfort , I ●h●l● thinke it a great part of my happinesse : howsoeuer it 〈◊〉 , I co●●it the consideration to thy kindnesse . And so till I ●eare from thee , which I daily long for : I rest . Thine as his owne . N. R. His answere . Gentle Millo , I haue receiued thy most kinde and carefu●● Letter , a messenger of the most honest loue , who hath tolde me no lesse then I wholy beleeue : that loue in idlenesse , is the very entrance to madnesse : but yet , though I will thinke on thy counsell , giue me leaue a little , to goe on along with conceit : whereof let me tell thee my opinion . Beautie without wealth is little worth : but being a riches in itselfe , how can it be poorely valued ▪ and honour , beeing but the state of vertue , how can you plucke a little out of her ●tytle ▪ the tongue is the instrument of wit , and wit the approuer of discretion : where it Reason b● grauelled , nature may bée admyred : now for words they hau● their substance , and loue is not to bee abused : for it is a Iewell well knowne , that is worthy his price : Intrations are cuerie where , and Iealousie a most cruel plague , but rid thy selfe of that disease , and feare not my health in the other : conceit is a kinde of dizinesse , which worse formented then with idlenesse , is troubled with too strong a madnesse : but he that is unwise had need to be reformed : and he that laughes at an imperfection , may fall himselfe vpon the foole : now for a mad dreame , or an imagined witch , a conceited sleepe , or an intreated waking , I must confesse they are pr●tie humours , and will thinke of their errors : now for lotting and slauerie , and for courting in ●nauerie , be perswaded , that time will employ my purse to better purpose : then grieu● not for mee , but onely loue mee , and let that suffice mee : and for thine aduice in seeing , talking , and giuing , feare not the had●wist of my folly : for he that is master of himselfe , shall not need to his mistresse : and therefore hee that cannot ride , let him leaue the saddle : for Reason hath a power ouer 〈◊〉 , where 〈◊〉 is but a seruant to Nature : in the certainty of which course , intending so to lay my hand on my heart , that I will feare no ho●nes on my head , with many thankes for thy kinde perswastons , hoping thou will take no exceptions at my constructions , intreating thee to bel●ue of me no more then thou needest , and to loue me as thou doest , in the faith of that affection , that holds th●● beare to my loue , I rest : during life . Thine obliged and diuoted . W.B. A Letter of comfort to a sister in sorrow . DEare sister , I heard lately of your husbands departure for the Indies , when with no little sorrow I considered your heauie case : in which , finding his wants to be grieuous , and your friends colde in comfort , I could not chuse , without unkindnesse , but remember these fewe lines of my loue unto you : I knowe your state is weake , how faire so euer you make your weather ; but the more is your patience worthy honour , that can so nobly conceale your discontentments ; for my selfe , I would I were able to doo you good , but what I haue , or can procure , shall not faile to doo you pleasure : but if your minde be too great to stoupe , to be beholding , what I am able to doo , take a dutie in my brothers loue : good sister therefore be of good cheare , and put your care upon me , I will soe you often , and loue you euer : for a creature of your worthinesse is seldome found in your sere : that for her husbands loue will aduenture the state of her liuing : your children are not many , but such as are shall be mine , and you to me as myselfe : take therefore as litle thought , and as much comfort as you can , no doubt but God that trieth his seruants , will blesse them : hope then of my brothers happie returne , and fill he come , commaund me , shortly God willing you shall see mee , in the meane time let me entreat you kindly to accept this little token of my greater loue , which is but an assurance of a beginning of my affections neuer ending , in which predicament of true friendship , I rest euer assured . Your very louing sister , E.W. Her answere . SWéete sister , I haue receiued your kinde Letter and louing token , for both which , I am your thankefull debtor ; but to●ching which husband , though his wants were grieuo●s , yet to want him , is my greatest sorrewe , for in the stay of his loue was the state of my liuing : I am sorie that you know my weakenesse , and with it but in strength to ●unswere your kindnesse : but good sister , though I am willing to conceale my crosses , to be beholding to so honourable a spirit , I count i● not the least of my happinesse , Therefore , though I haue diu●ted my selfe to solitarinesse in his absence , your company shall bee to me as light in darknesse and no●ing the nature of your kindnesse , will euer be beholding to your loue : come then to me when you will , and commaund me what you will , for I will be as goe and you will : my children are my worlds ioyes , and my hearts Iewels in whose faces I will behold their father , in whose loue I will spend my life : so in a merrie goe sorrie , grieuing for his ab●ence , and wishing your presence , praying for his happie returne , your health , and mine owne patience , that in too much passion of affection , I fall not upon indiscretion , with most heartie thankfull loue , I commend my life to your commaundement . Yours affectionately bound . E.G. A Letter of loue to a faire Mistresse . Farre Mistresse , to trouble you with a long circumstance , ● might perhaps feare you with the losse of time , and to make an end ere I begin , might argue little care in my conceit ; but to auoyd both suspitions , let me a little entreat with your patience , to peruse in a fewe words , the summe of a long tale , in which , the truth of loue , to the latest houre of death , protesteth the ioy of ●i● life , but in the fruite of your fauour , of which the thought of his unworthinesse , toth too much shewe his unhappinesse . Time makes me too briefe , but in your wisedome is my hope of understanding , that in my tryall you may trust me , and by desert esteem me : in which , if I deceiue your expectation , let me die in the misery of your disdaine . Thus not to flatter you with a faire ●●le in the state of your worthie commendation , beseeching to be commaunded by the kinde care of your discretion , in the handes of avowed seriuce , I humbly rest . Yours alwaies assured , R.O. The Answere . SIr , as I would be loth so be thought proud , I would as v●willingly be found idle : either to beleeue too well of my selfe , or , not to haue a respect of other : Truthe is sildome marked with smoothe words , and loue is not bredde , but upon great contentment : your lyking may be greater then my desert , and so alter vpon a better consideration : but mistake not your happinesse , in my fauours unworthinesse , where the best of my commaundement , may be the least of your contentment . Your consideration of time may excuse my shortnesse of writing , where in a word you may understand , that in deed I intend : that Truthe in honourable in loue , and vertue the fairest ioy in affection : in which , it I not misconstrue your conce●● , I will answere the care of your kindnesse : in which , according to the due of desert , you shall finde the effects of your desire . And so for this time I rest . Your poore friend . A.T. A Letter of counsaile from a kinde Father . MY deare sonne , you must not from your father looke for a flattering loue , no● take it unkindly , that I suspect your ●ll courses : for I haue passed the dangereus tune y ● you now are in , and haue hardly go●e through the briers : and therfore in a iealous feare , from an inward care , I cannot ●h●se but giue you w●rning of what may pre●●dice your good . Beautie is a bewitching obied , and ●anto●nes is the ruine of wit : prodigality quickly makes a poore man , and he is only rich that liues contented . But my good sonne , aboue all things serue God , and keep a cleane conscience , passe not the limits of allegeance , nor build Castles in the aire , take h●●d of extremities , for they are out of the course of discretion , and the fruite of Ignorance , yeelds but the sorrow of repentance : young men may be wittie , but ●●ldome wise : and sometime , though ●rt be a great perfecter of Experience , yet obseruation , is better then conceited ●unning . ●rpence is necessary upon occasion , and hope , is not amiss● upon desert : but Reason sometime is more regarded , then rewarded , where ●ill is too powerfull to be resisted . I heare that you are much giuen to Alch●mistry , it is a studie of great charge to many , and profiteth ●ewe : yet I forbid you no good labour , so that you loose not by the bargaine : ●●e therefore a care in the imployment of your time , and wherein my helps may further your good , seeke no other friend for your comfort . For though I would not wish you to disda●ne any kindnesse , yet would I haue you as litle as you may to be beholding to any man : for the prodigall are commonly talkatiue , and the couctous negatiue : and what a griefe it is to want , ● pray God you neuer knowe . Any qualitie in a mediocritie , ● g●●dly allow you , but let not your loue be carried away with ang i●le imagination . I haue sent you a hundreth Crownes , w●● may you vse them , and when you need any moe , send to me for them : for your affection touching marriage , I would it were bestowed as I could with it : howeuer it be , it shall be much amisse , it I mi●k●ke ● . I haue sent you likewise a Horse , now and than to manage in a morning , but I pray you forbeare to use him as a ●ackney to ride up and downe the streetes in idle humors . Conuerse with no fooles , for you shall loose time with them : and take heede of knaues , for there is much to be feared in them . Long not after newes , least you be gu●d with a ●east : and take heed of drunkennesse , for it is a healthy humor . Make much of thy money , and abuse not thy friend : be carefull of thy selfe , and forget not thy Father , whose earthly ioy is but in the hope of thy happinesse , and whose deadly sorrowe would be to soe thee 〈◊〉 amisse . What shall I say more to thee ● thou knowest I loue thee , and only in my loue am I thus carefull ouer thee . Accept then my admonitions , and ponder vpon the constructions , they may happe to 〈◊〉 thee good , but harme they can doo thee none : ●se them therefore for thy best auaile . After the Terme , the bacation will call thee into the Countrey , where knowing thy Fathers house , thou maist make thine owne welcome . ●ill when , and alwaies , I will pray for thee , that God will so blesse thee , that I may haue ioy in thee . Your louing Father , H. W. A kind Answere of a louing sonne . My deare Father , as I wil not flatter myselfe with your loue , so can I not but ioy in your kindnes : whose carefull counsell within the compasse of so fewe words , I will lock up in my hart , as the best iewel of my life : for to serue God , is the dutie of a Christian , and no longer let me line , then in the care of that comfort . A cleane conscience I finde like a cleane paire of sheetes , where the soule after labors may take a safe place of rest : to passe the limits of allegeance , merits the losse of life , and he is borne ●● happie that is unnatural to his country : and a●ery castles , are but mad mens imaginations : I know extremes are not durable , nor often prefitable : and repentance , a paiment , that pincheth the ●art of understanding . I finde the instruction of the aged to be the best direction of the youthfull , and obseruation with Experience to make the perf●ction of Art : the necessitie of Experience cannot be a●yed , but the hope of desert may be deceiued : for , while will standes for iudgement , there is no holding of argument : touching Al●hamistry , I heare much , but beleeue little : and for the charge , I will not waste your Lande , to make a new mettall : but if by my industry I can doo good , I will take the benefite of Time : for qualities , I thanke your large allowance , the best meanes with labour to attaine them , for Teachers , are worthie their rewards : to be beholding I loue not , and hate to be ungratefull : But as I follow not the prodigall , I haue little pleasure in the courtous : and for idle imaginations , I can vse them as fictions : for your Crownes , I humbly thanke you , and hope to bestow them to your 〈◊〉 . Your ●orse will doo me much pleasure , and cause me to see you the sooner . For gallopping the streets , it is like children upon ●obby horses , but gi●●ie heades haue such humours , that God knoweth what will become of them : for mariage , though the course be honourable , yet could I be content to forbeare it , though in the ●●re●ion of my affection , I wi●l be much ruled by your discretion : Fooles c●nnot understand mee , and knaues wil but trouble me : but from the company of 〈◊〉 conditions , the Lord of heauen deliuer mee : good newes come neuer too soone , nor badde too late , and therefore as they are , I wil est●●me them : For drunkennesse ne●er doubt mee , for it is most l●athsom● to my nature : and for my mony , though it being seruant , I will hold it as my good friend : for my friend he shall be my selfe ; but my father my hearts loue , and my lifes comfort : in whose carefull admonitions , how kinde I f●●de the ininstructions , the obedience of my dutie , shall make knowne to your contentment : the vacation is neare , and I will not be long from you : where finding you well , shall be my best welcome : so thinking my selfe bless in the heauens , to haue so good a Father on the earth , beseeching God to make me ioyfull in your eyes , by the graces of his mercies , in praier for your long health , with your hearts euer happinesse ; In all humble thankes , I take my leaue . Your obedient sonne , T.W. A Merchants Letter to his Factor . As I haue reposed trust in your care , I looke for your performance of my credit : your abilitie in managing such matters as I haue committed to your charge , I make no doubt of : and therefore hoping in your discretion to heare of my expected contentment , I will looke by your next Letters to heare of the summe of my desire : in the meanetime , let me tell you , that I haue sent you ouer foure score broad cloathes , and thirtie Car●ies , with such other commodities as I thinke fit for your use in those parts , I pray you make your best market , and take heed of your Creditors : for I heare there are men reputed of great wealth , in suspition to play banquerup●s , haue therefore a care of your businesse , your trauels shall not bee unconsidered : your French Wines I heare this yeare are very small , and your Gascoigne Wines very deare , Prunes cheape , but you know your markets , and so I hope you will haue care in disbursing your money , for it is hardly come by , and as this world goes , ●ooth much in great matters : if there boe any Newes of woeth , acquaint me with them , and in any wise , doo not trouble me with untruthes : your Cou●en telles mee that you are in good regard with the Gouernour for certaine cloathes that you lately bestowed on him , hee tolde mee the cause , and therein I commend your discretion : for sometime it is better to giue then to saue , when it turneth to aduantage . In summe , let this suffice you without further circumstance , you haue my loue , and my purse , I pray haue a care of them both : so till I heare from you , I rest . Your loving Maister ▪ W.H. His answere . S●● , I beseech you mistrust not your trust , nor haue any fear● of my care , for , hauing both your loue and your purse , how can the one let me forget the other : ●o sir , bee you assure● howsoeuer banquers play banquerou● , sure pawnes will dece●ue no credite : and touching such affaires as I haue in charge , doubt not your expectation of my dispatch : your cloathes ● haue receiued , and like them very well , year Car●ies are verie good , I would you had sent more of them , for they are much in request , and well sol●e . I haue by good happe met with a hundre● Tunne of Gascoigne Wines , upon a good market , as you may knowe by my note . Prunes are good , and good cheape , and therefore I haue sent you the greater store of them , on the ●a●tes you shall finde my marke , with two letters of your name . I haue sent you likewise , a Tunne of Cuchiniles , which I bought by a great cha●nce , the price you shall find● in my note with the rest . By the next Poste you shall heare what I neede , in the meane time hauing no intelligence of worth , ●oth to trouble you with ●●●tle● , glad to perform● that 〈◊〉 that your kindnesse hath bounde me too , wishing to liue no longer , then to discharge the office of an honest care , praying for your long health , and euerlasting happinesse : I humbly take my leane . Your faithfull seruant ▪ C.B. A Letter of chalenge . My wrongs are so many , as may no longer be dige●ted , and your excuses so idle , as I will beneforth despise them : for your words are but winde , and therefore I am wearie of them : and therefore if you bee not of so cold a complexion that you bare not maintaine your reputation , méete me to morrow early in the morning in some ●elds a mile out of Towne , and bring with you such Armes as you doo ordinarily carrie , assigne your place , a●d houre , and fa●e not your appointment , that God the Iudge of 〈◊〉 , may determine of our wrongs , and the point of the sword may put a period to our discourses , Thus , hauing blowne ouer an idle paper , with a fewe last words of my intent , answer● me as I expect , or ●eare of me as it will fall out . ●n haste . Your enemie to the death . T.P. The answere . What you haue written to me , I returne upon your selfe , as loth to loose time in answere of such idlenesse : if you burst goe alone , I would goe with you , but let it suffice you , that I know ●●u , and therefore meane not to trust you , but bring a friend with you , and I am readie for you : come to my lodging as early as you wil , and though I would be loth to breake a sleepe for you , yet I will take a little paine to answere you : and for the field , wee will cast lo●●es for the place , where God , and a good conscience , will quick●y determine t●e quarell : but I feare the point of the sword will make a comma to your ●unning : which if it doo , you shall finde wh●t will follow , And so leauing further w●rds , wishing you to be as good as your word , I end . Yours as you mine . H.W. A merri● Letter or Newes of complaints . HOnest George , mine olde schoolefellow , and kinde friend , glad to heare of thy home quiet , how euer I fare w●●●●y farre trauell : whereas thou writest vnto me , for such Newes as this place ●eelds , let me tell thee , that there are so many , and so fewe of them true , that I dare almost write none ; onely this , vpon my knowledge , I dare deliuer th●● : that of late in this Cittie , there are a number of complaints , euery houre in the day , but all to little purpose . The Souldier complaines either of peace , or pe●●rie : the Lawier either of lacke of Clients , or cold f●es : the Merchant of small trafficke , or ill fortune ▪ the Trades man of lacke of Chapmen : the labourers of lacke of worke : the poor● men of lacke of charitie , and the rich men of lacke of money : the th●efe of lacke of booties : and the hangman , that his trees are bare : in brief● , if I should tel th●e of all the complaints that I heare of , as well among the Feminine , as Masculi●e gender , how so●e old women crye out of young vnth●ifts , and some young wenches complaine ●f olde misers : How some complaine of their customers , and some other of their neighbours , it were such a world of idle sto●●e , as would but trouble thee in the reading : but since their complaints are all to little purpose , for that S●uldiers are but for e●tremities , though honourable in their erploy●● , and Lawiers are some tr●ublesome , except vpon agreement of controue●s●es , though Iudges are worthy honour in execution of iu●●ice : and Merchants may beare with fort●ne , when their Coffers are full of coyne , though in respect of their trafficke , they are the maintenance of the Common-wealth : and Trades men may sell cheape , when their best wares are all vttered , though it is necessarie , that they bee set on worke for the maintenance of the state : and labourers may rest , when their Haruest is in , though it be needfull to set them to worke for the auoyding of idlenesse : beggers m●y hold their peac● , when they haue filled the patches of their profession , though it is not amisse to relieue them for the exercise of charitie : now the rich men may shrugge their shoulders , when they haue no vse for their bagges , though sometim● it be requ●●●t rather to be sparing , then prodigall : and for th● Th●efe , let him ●●gh till the hangman doo help● him : and for th● hangman let him mourne , for hee i● sure the diuell lie● in wait● for him ; and therefore let the old● me●ill munch , and the young titte mourne , I cannot helpe them , but as I h●are of their complaints , I haue written thee the contents , which being scarc● worth the reading , I l●aue to thy worst vsing . And so sorrie that I haue no matter of worth , wherewith better to fit thin● humor , in as much kindnesse as I can , I commend my loue to thy com●●●ndement : and so I 〈◊〉 . Thine euer 〈◊〉 his 〈◊〉 . W. P. The answere of the l●ugh . MY good wagge , I see trauell hath not so altred thine humor , but thou wil● euer be thy selfe with thy ●●ien●s : for thy kind Letter I thanke thee , and as kindly as I can , will requi●e thee : as you are there full of sorrow , we are here full of mirth : for in euery place there is nothing so cōmon as laughing : one laughs at an other : the wise man laughes at the ●●●le , to see the nature of his imperf●ctions : and the foole laughes at the wise man , becaus● nature lets him know none of his sorrowes : the rich man laughes at the poore , to see the maner of his life : and the poore man laughe● at the rich , to s●e the miserie of his care : the faire laughes at the sowle , to see how they are despised , and the fowle laugh at the faire to see how they are troubled : the honest laugh at the knau● , to see how he shifts with the world : and the knaue laughes at the honest , to see how his simplicitie is abused ; for particulars , how any one laughes at the other , eyther the old at the youthfull , or they at the aged , I dare say nothing : but w●rt thou hare , and had I not the more cause of sorrow , we would laugh a little together to loo●● at the laugher of this world : but they say , he may laugh y ● wim●es , at least till he loose againe : but the natures of their laughing are diuers and very strange , for some laugh so loude that they are noted foolish : some laugh so wide , that they shame their mouthes with lacke of teeth : and some laugh so cunningly , that they ●●●ther it vp in a smile : but let them laugh till they be wearie , it is a good world whē men are merry . Which hoping thou art , or praying thou maiest be , that when we kindly me●t , we may commune better of these conceits , wishing thee all contentment , and my selfe the pappinesse of thy good company , till I see thee and euer , I rest : one and the same . Thine as thou knowest . R. W. A Letter to a friend for Newes . COuzen , I know you that liue abroad in the world , cannot but heare of newes euery day , which we here in the Countrey would be glad now and than to ●ee acquainted with : your labour will not be much in writing , and for your kindnesse , it shall not be vnrequited : we heare much murmuring of many things , but little truth of any thing : but from you that know , I would be glad to learne . There i● a speech among some idle Astronomers , that the man in the Moone hath fal●e in loue with a Starre , and walking through the cloudes , was almost ●rowned in the water : and that the Tomblers of y ● forrest haue spoiled a number of black Conneys , so that Rabbots are so deare , that a poore man may bee glad of a peece of mutton . It is said heere with vs in these parts , that you of the Citie are much troubled with a new disease , truly we haue reasonable good health , but that there are such plagues in diuers houses , what with shrewd wiues , and euill husbands , stubborne chil●ren , and wicked seruants , that many honest men cannot liue in quiet with their neighbours . Though the Spring be not very forward , yet there is great encrease of many things , especially of children ▪ which how they may answere the ●awe , I will not greatly stan● vpon . Thus hauing no matter of moment wherwith at this time to trouble you , entreating you that I may ●●ortly heare from you , I ●est , in much aff●ction . Assuredly yours . R. T. His Answere . MY good Cousen , to answere your kinde Letter , if there were any thing heere worth the writing , I would not haue beene so long silent , but such are the occurrents in these places , as are either not worth the noting , or better vnspoken the● written : for loue in youth is ●o full of idleness● , and malice in age so malicious , that vertue is so hid vp in corners , that there is little or nothing spoken of her account . For the man of the Moone , I leaue him to waite on the Sunne , but if he haue a mind to any Starre , I leaue him to follow his owlight : for his watery element , since it is all in cloudes , let it hang in the Ayre , I will not meddle with his louing Astronomy . For Connies , I am no Warrener , and therefore let them that haue the keeping of the groundes , looke to their game : I haue small sport in such idlenesse : but for a peece of mutton , a young lambe is worth fiue old Connies , and he that is not glad of such a feast , let him fast for his dinner . For our new disease , it is with many men in the head , ● women in the tongue , seruants grow great libertines , and children are sicke of the parents : and for neighbours , there is so much loue in the streets , that there is almost none in the houses : and therefore besides other ordinarie diseases , we want no plagues to make vs looke into our sinnes . But God amend all , for one s●arc● mend an other : and therefore entreating you to haue patience with me till the next weeke ; when you shall heare of the best Newes that come to my hands , I rest : in bounden good will. Yours as mine owne . N. R. A disswading from marriage . SWeete Cousen , I am sorie to heare , that being so well at ease , you wil coosin your self of your quiet : and for want of a worlds hell , you will put your selfe into a purgatorie with a wife : but if it may be that I speake in time : heare what I s●y , 〈◊〉 shee be faire , it may b●eed iealousie : if foul● , dis●ike , ●nd chau●ge : if rich , take h●●d of prid● : if poore , mis●rie : if young , bew●re the w●nt●● : if ●l● , take heed of the ●eldame : if wise , sh●● will gouern● thee : i● foolish , she will fret thee : how deare soeuer she loue thee , she will sometime or other , either crosse or fl●tter thee : and therfore , if thou wilt be ruled by a friend , let neither old nor young , faire nor ●eu'● trouble thee : beleeue me , as I haue read , these are y e properties of most wiues : to weaken strrin●th , to trouble wit , to e●ptie purses , and to breed humors : but if I be deceiued in my reading , or mine Author in his writing , either in altering your course , or prouing your comfort , tel me your minde when we meete . Till when , wishing you continuance of that quiet , wherein you now liue , or the true contentment of the best loue : leauing to your discretion , the mannaging of your affection , I commit you to the Almightie . Thine euer ●s his owne . T. W. The answere . GOod Cou●●n , I find your kindnesse aboue your knowledge , in mistaking paradice for purgato●ie : for , a wife is y ● wealth of the minde , and the welfare of the heart : where the best iudgement of Reason findes Discretions contentment . May b● is a ●oubt : but what is , must be regarded , in which ●ence I an● pleased : where youth with beautie , and wit with ●ert●● , haue power to command , where kindness● must obey . Pouertie I feare not , and wealth I seeke not : but it sufficeth ●e to seeke no other fortune ●o : the summe of my worlds happinesse : where the auoyding of euill , and the hope of good , makes me know more comfort then you are able to cōceiue , till you enter into that course , wher● in the ●oy of loue is the second blessednesse of this life . What shall I say , but that I know not what to say , to expresse the perfection of this pleasure , that puts downe all idle imaginations : from which , hoping to see thee remoued , when I next see thee . Till then and ●uer I rest . Thine as thou knowest . B. D. A kinde Letter of a Creditor for mony . SI● , I pray you take it not vnkindly , that I write thus earnestly vnto you , for more necessitie , then will hath v●ged me vnto it : my m●ny is not much , and you well able to discharge it , the day of paiment is past , and I haue great occasion to vse it , my losses by sea , and ill Creditors by land , make me strain curtesse with my friends , for their good helpe in an extremitie , yet d●● I desire nothing but my due : but as I was readie to lend , I would be glad to receiue , with that fulnesse of good will , that may continue our kindnesse . I write not this , as doubting your discretion , but t● intreat your patience , if your purse be not in tune : for were I as I haue bene , and hope to be , I had rather beare ●oo long , then as●● too soone , especially of so good a friend , as I haue alwaies found of your selfe . Consider therefore of my case , and in your kindnes answere me : Time is pretious , and therfore least by disapointment , I be disfurnished , and so perhaps discredited , I pray you speed● your answere : which , howsoeuer , shall be welcome : and therfore , ●arnestly intreating you , to helpe me now , that I may the better ●uil your kindnesse hereafter , with many thankes for your great fauours , which cannot be forgotten to be deserued : I take my leaue further at this time to trouble you , but will rest in what I shall be able euer to pleasure you , to make you know how much I loue you . Your louing friend at commaund . T. R. The debters Answere . SIr , your request is so reasonable , and your kindnes so much , that for a greater matter then your demand , if my purse were not in tune , I would strain my credit very farre for you : ●eare then with my a little forgetfu●●es of my day , and thinke it ●o trouble to my patience , to be put in minde of my credit : your sea losses I am sor●● for , and wish your recouery by land . Debters that will not pa●e , make Cred●●ors they cannot lend : but for my selfe , to make you know , how much interest you haue in my affection , let me tell you , that though by some inexpected expences , I am short of my hoped reckoning , yet vpon the receit of your Letter , I haue bene th●s carefull for you : your money I haue sent you , and as much more for so long time , I will lend you , which you shall rec●i●e of this bearer : and in my Letter , the day of paiment , which if it may pleasure you so much as I wish you , I am glad I had it for you : how●oeuer it fall out , vse it to your owne discretion : and so far be alwaies assured of my loue , that my word and deed shall be all one in your comfort . And so leauing ceren●on●ous complements , in vnfained good will , I rest ; Alwaies to my vttermost power . Yours as mine owne . D. W. A Letter of Newes . TO performe my promise in my last Letter , my kinde , and best Couzen , you shall vnderstand , of such occurrents , as I heare goe currant for truth : I heare there are certaine olde people , that speake much of Prophecies , where they set it down● for a certaine rule , that this yeare , and many to come , he that wants mony in his purse , and a friend in the Court , may walke into the Country , and picke strawes for his comfort : for the lawe is verie daungerous for begging , and Charitie is so cold , that the poore must starue , rather then the rich will want . Old men shall neuer be young againe in this world , and beautie in a young woman , will not let her know her selfe . Honestie without wit , will die on the foole , and craft without credit , will labour to little purpose . In summe , there will be a great plague among the poore with lacke of mony , among fooles for lacke of wit , and knaues , for lacke of honestie : but it may be , Nature may alter her course in many things , and Prophecies may fall out in contrarieties . Howsoeuer it be , welcome that comes on Gods name : and so , hoping thou louest no legerdemaine , nor wil●●e led away with blind Prophecies , writing this only for exercise of a merry humor , I rest . Thine what mine . P. R. The Answere . SUch idle Prophets as you méete with , haue such kind of matter as you write of : but let the world wagge as it list , there is not a truer wagge in the worlde then thy selfe : and were it not , that I feare my Letter would come to light , I would answer you in your kinde . But to be short , let me tell you , that lawes are good to take order with such outlawes , as after prodigalitie , put themselues vpon Charitie . And yet to crosse your rule of little experience , old men may haue young humors , faire wenches , put wise men to their wittes , and honestie , may thriue with a mean trade , when a craftie knaue may loose by his c●●●ing broking . As for the plague , I feare me it is neuer from you : for if neighbors agree , yet their wiues may fall out : and while the poore fret , and the riche frowne , there is little hope of health , where the world is so out of quiet . And therefore hoping that you haue wit inough , to beware the knaue and the foole , and to make your choise of best company : wishing your continuance of your good humor , with thankes for your waggish Letter , I rest , in our old league . Yours as mine 〈◊〉 . R. W. A Letter of perswading to marriage . DEare Couzen , I ●oo not a little wonder at your solitary life , and more at your little care to match your selfe in marriage with some virgin worthy your loue : wil you leaue the world without memorie of your name , your inheritance to no issue of your owne honour , and runne a course of too little comfort● Me●thinketh , that your knowledge of the diuersitie of ●ariet●●s should settle your content vpon some especiall vertue : what if some women be aged , some are youthfull , and some fr●war● , other may be kinde : and some wanton , there are better stayed : and some sullains , some are louing : and is there n●n● can fit your humor ? God forbid : the lawe of Nature , the lawe of Reason , the lawe of God doth wil it , that loue breed encrease by a vertuous coniun●tion , which cannot be performed , without the honor of this course . Bastards wil be witnesses of their parents wickednesse , when natural children are the ioy of their Fathers : and ● a true louing wife , is worth a thousand wilde walkers : her care in the house , her kindnes at the Table , and her comfort in the bed , are pleasures better conceiued then expressed : fall thē ab●●rd with such a Bird , as you may hold for your Phoenix , and thinke thy mind at best libertie when it is ●ree fr●m the bandes of folly . In ●ne , let me intreat thée to make thy house a home , thy wi●e thy worldes loue , and thy children thine earths ioy : which as I hope ●hou wil● be glad to haue , I shall be glad to see . For good spéede whereof , in hartie praier I rest . Thy louing Co●●en , R. W. His Answere . MY kinde Couzen , I sée you are better redde then experienced : for Batchellers wiues , and Maidens chi●●ren , are pretie things to plaie withall : but he that knowes many daungers , wil take héed of all . A wife is an euerlasting substance , which if it be not of the better nature , is a perillous thing to meddle ●ithall : for if it catch hold of the hands , it may put the heart to a fore paine : and the Phoenix is such a figure , as if I must find hee in a woman , I feare me I must séeke a great way for her . For the lawes that you speake of , I yéeld to truth , but loue is so nice an humor , that he ●l●ome settles in a place : for Bastards , I loue not the bréed : and better children wil doo well when they come : For bed and boord , and those trickes , let them ioy in them that haue them , when I f●nd time I wil thinke on them : in the mean time , more at quiet in my lodging with a friend , then perhaps I may be at home with a wife , not forswearing marriage , nor peasting to purgatory , in stead of a mistaken paradise : wishing thy prayers for my better happinesse , then loues idlenesse , and if I doo marry to be kindly matched : I rest . Thine a● mine owne . D. L. A Letter of vnkindnesse vpon a deniall of a Courtesie . IF my deserts had not excéeded my desire , I would haue hate● the nature of my humor , which loues nothing lesse then to be too much beholding : my request was not much , and the grant but easie : howsoeuer for ill fashion , the excuse ●ay be cunningly framed : but though I conceiue vnkindnesse in this course , I can rather grieue then be angry : for I wil mistrust my wit , til I sée too much of my sorrow : and loue my friend , though I be plaine with his patience : be content therefore rather to let me tell you of my discontent , then to couer a dissimulation , and to wish your better regard of my affection , then to giue me iust cause to touch the care of your discretion , which in denying a triflle , may loose a greater benefit : but not to goe too farre in impatience , let me thus grow to an ende : Friendship once grounded is not easily remoued : and therefore being assured of my loue , beare with my dislike : and wherein I may better pleasure you , doubt not the ill requi●all of vnkindnes , for I can chide and not be angry , and better loue you , then tell you so . And so intreating your reasonable answere for my satisfaction , I rest : all displeasure set apart . Your louing friend . N. S. His answere . YOur humorous kind of writing , puts me to studie for an Answere : for your anger without cause , may moue caul● of anger : you know you might commaund what I am , and will you haue mor● ? Conce●t may be deceiued , and so kind●●sse abused , and suspition of impatience hath the least part of dis●r●●on . Excuses are idle among fr●●nds , and therefore words shall be deferred till our meeting : when s●●ing your owne f●ul● , you will not thinke amisse of your friend , grieue not then without cause , nor be carried away with conceit : and as you know my nature , commaund my loue , which is farre from the thought to make a friend beholding : be not discontent with a den●all , till you haue better reason of displeasure , but measure me with your ●●lfe , and you shall finde smal cause of difference : if there be any , let kindnesse dispute it , reason confesse ●t , an● patience b●●re it , so shall friends be themselues , and you and I shall not fall out . So hoping that you wil sat●●fie your selfe with this answer● , ti● we m●●t to talke further of the matter , I conclude with your kindnes , and rest euer . Yours , as you kn●w , T.W. A Letter to an vnthankfull person . I Haue heard that a Prince sometime ordeining a punishment for all offences , le●t Ingratitude to the gods to plague , as p●●● man● power to punish ●●ough : the Tale may well be true , con●●dering the vilenesse of such a nature , as I thinke the ●●ke liueth not in the shape of man. Couldest thou not only forget , but abuse my kindnesse , and so make a monster of a wicked shadow : I could not haue beleeued it , had I not too we●l proue● it : but I wish you would leaue the humor , least it make a lo●thsome nature : and though I wil not reuenge a wrong vpon a 〈…〉 to much basenesse , yet wil I learne to know the condition of so much vilenesse , and as well warne my friends from an enemy , as further abuse mine own wit with so mistaking of a friend , In briefe therefore , let me tell you , as I know you , I regard you , and as I found you I leaue you , as one fit , if there lacked a Card , to put in the stock for a wicked help . And so sorie to haue lost so much time to write to you , I wish all the world that knowes you , to hate you . Your enemy from the heart . D. M. His answere . HOw straungely men will write , that impatience doth put out of order ? a good turne is lost , when it is cast in the receiuers teethe : and abuse misconceiued , can hardly be well excused : consider better of what is done , then wrong the meaning of a good minde , and you shall finde without excuse , no true cause of displeasure : If the information of malice haue moued choller without iudgement , poore men must endure the misery of euill fortune : against my selfe I wil confesse nothing , but referre time to decide all doubts , when Truth shall put the differences betwixt a shadow and a better substance . So leauing ill humors to like mindes , and good thoughts to better natures , hoping to finde you your selfe , which wil be farre inough from that you write : In spight of the diuel I commit you to God : and so rest . Your friend whether you will or no● . D. R. A Letter to laugh at , after the old fashion of 〈◊〉 : to a Maide . AFter my hartic commendations , trusting in God that you are in good health as I was a● the writing ●●r●o● , with my Father and my Mother , my bro●hers and sisters , and all my good friends , thankes be to God. The cause of my writing to you at this time is , that E●len , I do hear since my ●●●●ing from Wakefield , when you know , what ta●ke ●re bad together at the sign● of the ble● Cuc●oe , and how you did gi●e me your hand , and swear that you would not forsake me for all the wo●●de , and how you made me buy a Ki●ng and a ●art , that cost me right●●●e pene● , which I left with you , and you gaue me a Napkin to wear●●n my ●●t , I thanke you , which I will weare to my dying day●●nd I 〈◊〉 if it be true as I heare , that you haue alt●red your minde , and are made sore to my neighbour Hob●ins younger sonne , truly Ellen you do not wel● in so doing , and God wil p●a●●e you for it , and I hope I shall liue and if I neuer haue you : for there are mo●e maides the● Maulkin ▪ and I count my selfe worth the whis●ing . And therefore praying you to write me your answer by th●s bearer my friend , touching the truth of all , how the matter ●t●nd● with you , I com●●● you to God. From Ca●lo● gr●●ne . Your true Lo●er . R. P. Her Answere . T●uly Roger , I did not looke for such a Letter from your hands , I would you should know , I scorne it : Haue I gotten my Father and Mothers ill will for you , to be so vsed at your hands ▪ I p●rceiue ● you be so Iealous alreadie , you would be somewhat an other day , I am glad I finde you , that you can beleeue any thing of me : but t is no matter , I care not : send me my Napkin , and you shall h●ue your King and your Hart , for I can haue enough and I neuer see you more : for there are more Batchelers then Roger , and my peny is as good siluer as yours : and therefore séeing you are so lustie , euen put vp your pipes , for I will haue no more to do with you : And so ●nsaying all that euer hath bene said betwixt us , make your choyse where you list , I know where to be loued : and so I end . From Wakefield . M. R. FINIS .